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...in hua hin at the end of december...
the scene is very concentrated, head for soi bintabaht, thats where all the bar beers are, theres even a [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) (bbbj place!) prices are less than bangkok, lt can be had for 1,000-1,500, bf i recall around the 400 mark (been a while).
fl's can be found in the hilton downstairs club/disco place and around when it closes, but the scene is small, not many lookers, most byo there, i would suggest if you trawl the bars and see nothing, the next best thing you see, grab. i spent new year in hua hin a few years back, and it was full of tourists, lots of western couples and very few single bg's
good luck.
thanks for the info meaty.
some questions:
- what's a byo and bg's ?
- do i simply ask a taxi tot ake me to soi bintabaht? or should i mention some other place?
- seems you're not too hot about the ladies in hh. is the p4p scene that bad in hh?
thanks,
bbbj
the scene is very concentrated, head for soi bintabaht, thats where all the bar beers are, theres even a [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) (bbbj place!) prices are less than bangkok, lt can be had for 1,000-1,500, bf i recall around the 400 mark (been a while).
fl's can be found in the hilton downstairs club/disco place and around when it closes, but the scene is small, not many lookers, most byo there, i would suggest if you trawl the bars and see nothing, the next best thing you see, grab. i spent new year in hua hin a few years back, and it was full of tourists, lots of western couples and very few single bg's
good luck.
Old Thai Hand
12-02-06, 04:18
I lived in Hua Hin for 4 years. Although small, the scene does, at times have some good-looking girls, including some from Burma and Cambodia. But, at other times it can be a bit thin. There is however a local scene for Thais that is much, much better, that Farang can access, if you speak Thai. One place is Diamond Pub (Karaoke and oil/soapie massage) which is on the way into town (you'll pass in on the bus coming in) and several karaoke bars on sois going towards the beach at the north end of town near the King's palace.
But, HH is not a place to go if you're just going for mongering. The scene is small and rather subdued because it's an up-market destination for rich Thais and afterall, the King lives there.
there is lots to do in hua hin, and it is most definitely a great mongering destination for a long weekend. the diamond pub is accessable to anyone, regardless of what language you speak - simply point and have money, and you will have no troubles whatsoever. i was a regular customer there years ago, paying if i remember rightly about 1,500 baht, and got bareback for a 500 baht tip in those flush days. when i first arrived there was another such 'posh' brothel right in town on a soi near bintabhat, but it closed circa 2002 or 2003 - alas it had slightly better girls than diamond. i wonder if any others have opened? perhaps you can report.
bintabhat was cheaper - 500 baht short times, average looking girls but bareback generally available either for the asking or for extra money. i even found one or two girls who did anal, though it was difficult as there were no more than 200-300 girls working in the town then. no doubt more there now, including a [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900).
I recently made a visit to this isolated but pleasantly cool place. Getting there is no mean feat - I generally dislike travelling by bus, and one common route to the town involves going over the range of big hills just to its south. The road was mostly made up of hairpin turns so take Dramamine if you are prone to carsickness. Very pretty forests but I felt a bit sick the rest of the day. Better to come by way of Udon Thani than direct from Bangkok.
I never could figure out where was a 'downtown' in Sakhon Nakhon - it was a rather spread out and new town. The rule applies around the world - the newer the town, the worse it is. There were not so many cheap hotels, or at least I could not find them. The MJ is around 400-800 baht, and the 'Dusit' the same. I know it seems odd that a Dusit is cheap, but it had 400 baht rooms.
Most of the nightlife I found was located on one long, curving street. This included the comically named 'Golden Pond' disco - a youth hangout despite the geriatric cinematic reference. Right next to it is the CR Massage, a big old-fashioned fishbowl. It only had about ten girls, priced from 1,000 to 1,200 baht. None interested me at those prices. The best way to find this street, the name of which I didn't catch, is to get a motorbike taxi at the bus station (the only place they congregate), and ask for 'Golden Pond' or 'CR Massage'. At the very far end of this long street one can find Ned's Bar, the only farang bar I could find in town. It was closed when I toddled by at 1:00AM, but I hear a few hang out there, and that it has western foods.
This street contained also many restaurants and quite a few Kareokes. Normally I abhor a Kareoke, but I stoically attended two. The first had one very good looking 18 year old, a couple of other decent girls, and several older much less attractive ones. After hobnobbing with the ladies for a while it was explained to me that the cute ones were just there to sell drinks and socialize, while the less attractive ones would 'go'.
At the next such establishment further down the line I espied a girl that really appealed to me on some inexplicable level. She was only moderately attractive and already 26, but something about her gave me hope - I think it was a very mischevious look in her eye. She took me inside and - by the book - tried to sell me as many drinks as possible. She quoted 1,000 baht for short time, and I countered with 500. Finally I gave in, but not before saying that 1,000 would be OK if she 'smoked' and we skipped the condom. No problem!
We went to a short time room - beware, they charged me for the whole night: 270 baht; definitely not a foreigner friendly town. There I couldn't believe my luck as I received Pattaya level service in a backwater town! This girl provided an excellent, even enthusastic 20 minute blow job, and for some reason I was inspired to digitally penetrate her ass during. She seemed to like this, and after some vaginal sex with her on top, I had her MY way, and with only saliva as lube. After extensive reaming in two positions gave her an anal cream pie.
I cannot overestimate how rare this is - in the first place we all know that women who 'are sexual' or who enjoy sex are a great rarity, and in the second, decent service is almost unheard of in the Thai oriented sex industry, particularly in the provinces. Even in Pattaya, where good service is the norm, real enthusiasm is just as rare as enthusiasm is, for example, in the American co-ed. I have only had girls who could perform anal sans artificial lubricant maybe 3 or 4 times in Thailand, and I don't believe I have ever had one that did anal without either 1) agreeing to it beforehand, or 2) when it came up during, asked for more money. Why the hell does such a gem not move to Pattaya and make 2,000-3,000 baht per day? Oh yes I forgot, the police have closed down that option.
I ended up wandering the streets after 1:00 AM, and asked a couple of motorbike taxis to take me to the 'song' or brothels,specifying I was looking for something for 300 baht or so. Perhaps someone can comment if 'song' is correct - it may be 'som'. In any case it sounds something like that with a rising tone. They didn't seem to understand, though they did get 'sow' or 'pu-sow' (girls), but they didn't know of any, or claimed they did not.
One interesting side note, and something I had never seen before - there were elderly night-watchmen in nearly every street, who wandered around and banged little metal disks every 10-15 minutes. This created a lovely bell-like sound, and the other watchmen would respond. I could only assume this was a sort of 'I'm ok, are you OK?' signal. Has anyone ever encountered this elsewhere in Thailand?
Old Thai Hand
12-02-06, 15:05
I ended up wandering the streets after 1:00 AM, and asked a couple of motorbike taxis to take me to the 'song' or brothels,specifying I was looking for something for 300 baht or so. Perhaps someone can comment if 'song' is correct - it may be 'som'. In any case it sounds something like that with a rising tone. They didn't seem to understand, though they did get 'sow' or 'pu-sow' (girls), but they didn't know of any, or claimed they did not.
One interesting side note, and something I had never seen before - there were elderly night-watchmen in nearly every street, who wandered around and banged little metal disks every 10-15 minutes. This created a lovely bell-like sound, and the other watchmen would respond. I could only assume this was a sort of 'I'm ok, are you OK?' signal. Has anyone ever encountered this elsewhere in Thailand?
Song is correct. Better to say ''song soh-phan-nee'. Song is pronounced S-oh-ng (long 'o' sound) with a rising tone. soh-phan-nee means prostitute. This is Thai.
Phoo-sao is Isaan-Lao for girl (Phoo-ying in Thai).
The watchman are time-keepers. This is the old style of keeping time and is still found in many place upcountry. I assume this was after midnight. They were striking what is called 'dtii'...hence the Thai time 'dtii neung', dtii neung kreung', 'dtii song'...1 am, 1:30 am, 2 am...Normally they would do it every 15-30 minutes.
Thanks for the info Opebo and Old Thai hand.
I'll be on the lookout for Diamond Pub and Binthabath (not sure if I spelled that correctly) and report about them.
I'll be there for a about 3 weeks (on business), so hopefully I'll have some evening fun worth writing about in here.
A friend informed me that according to another forum the brothels were open again in Udon Thani, so we converged upon that city. Imagine our frustration at finding them closed again due to some assinine festival.
I did however pick up a streetwalker on the street leading to the train station for the same 300 baht fee the brothels charge. Alas she wasn't a 20 year old cutie - more like 30 and just tolerable. 100 baht tip for the bbfs, but she would not do bbbj. The session was enjoyable however, partly due to the fact that a friend had split half a Viagra with me, and partly due to the fact that the girl didn't complain about a good long pounding. This same friend availed himself of the 'lobby viewing' option offered at the better hotels, and took 3 different girls at 500 each. He said they were all reasonable performers but bareback not easy to get.
I took the train down to Korat and found the park scene to be as bad as I remembered it from a few years ago. It is true that the city fathers have destroyed any charm that park had, as all 'progressive-minded' city fathers do. Americanization proceeds apace - uglier surroundings, less hookers, more misery and frustration at a higher price. Interestingly, in addition to the usual troop of oppressed poors that were toiling there, a lot of cute young girls of about 18-22 were planting flowers at midnight. They engaged me in converstation, so I assumed they were my kind of women and asked them if they would accompany me to my hotel. No dice - perhaps they were college girls doing their bit to 'clean up' their city. Such things are very depressing to witness.
I took a slim 40 year old but when she wouldn't provide BJ I got upset and tossed her out with 40 baht. It just seems so unreasonble that this third rate type of girl wants 300 baht and refuses to provide BJ. I ended up taking the same 'ugly but sexy' girl I had taken on my only other visit to Korat two or three years ago. Decent service with BBBJ and BBFS, and though she seems a little crazy, at least she's friendly and smiling.
There are about a dozen girls that hang around the area there, and most of them seemed really unpleasant, pushy, and not at all appealing - more like American streetwalkers than what we have come to expect in Pattaya. The main short time hotel for this trade - the Srirat - is a great value for the night at 160 baht. The rooms are clean and everything works well.
I then went on a long ride with a tuk tuk driver, asking him to show me the Song Su-phanee (thanks to OTH for that phrase). He stated that it was possible to get short time at such places for 200-220 baht in Korat, with high end 'suay' girls for 700. We went to three such down-market brothels - one of which even had a small fishbowl - and I was quoted 350-400 in all of them. He said they all charge Thais 200-220, so this was just farang pricing. I didn't see anything worth taking, and wasn't in the mood anyway. I can't recall the locations of these places, but a tuktuk should take you.
That night I 'went over the books' and found I had spent:
Udon Thani:
Bus to - 100 baht
Room - 150
Girl - 400
food - 100
misc. - 200
Total - 950 baht
Korat:
Train to - 56 baht
Room - 160
Girl - 300
Food - 150
Msc. - 200
Total - 866 baht
Not bad!
RCA Knight
12-04-06, 19:52
It's always very entertaining to read Opebo's Thai jungle adventures. It's even more amazing to read Opebo's accounting breakdown. He will be given the Guinness world record for the world's most frugal Mongerman Award.
Quite contrary to Opebo's report some 6 weeks ago, I found Buriram station excellent. There were 4 girls available at around 9pm. All early 20's and sexually attractive. They were somewhat hesitant to approach me, but after a few minutes the youngest and best one did. Som was her name Over the road to an awful "hotel? " The girl was excellent. No BJ but enjoyed my administering to her where after some 10mins she orgasmed very violently and noisily. Then it was time for BBFS. Excellent value for 300bt.
Bum,
It is a hotel... But choose a room away from the railway tracks and bring earplugs as well. One of the lady receptionists was at one point receiving more than just applications to stay in the hotel. So to speak. In fact, she was multi orgasmic ****. And in between all that, she ran the shop.
Isaan, don't you just love it?
One Tree Hill
12-17-06, 14:05
This little seaside resort town was a huge surprise. I was told that it was small, boring etc. Well it is smaller than say Pattaya, but it was awesome! I think its a smaller more civil Pattaya. There are lots of beer bars here. The girls are very friendly and prices in general seem quite low.
For discos etc. there is not so much. HH is not a party town. The Hilton Disco is pretty much it. But for being relaxed and stress free its very good. The beach is much nicer than Pattaya as well. Overall, for my taste HH is "Pattya Lite". Its about the same distance - 3 hrs by bus or train etc. But provides a better experience which includes beaching, eating, drinking and whoring. HH is not the Adult Disney that Pattaya is, but then again not everyone wants that.
I stayed in a small guesthouse in the middle of everything.
I had a large AC room with nice modern bath for 650 baht per night. I could wal 5 minutes to everything. I could live in this town.
Beer Bar girls will readily accept 1000 baht LT 500-700 ST
(this was off-season). I had a blast in HH.
This little seaside resort town was a huge surprise. I was told that it was small, boring etc. Well it is smaller than say Pattaya, but it was awesome! I think its a smaller more civil Pattaya. There are lots of beer bars here. The girls are very friendly and prices in general seem quite low.
For discos etc. there is not so much. HH is not a party town. The Hilton Disco is pretty much it. But for being relaxed and stress free its very good. The beach is much nicer than Pattaya as well. Overall, for my taste HH is "Pattya Lite". Its about the same distance - 3 hrs by bus or train etc. But provides a better experience which includes beaching, eating, drinking and whoring. HH is not the Adult Disney that Pattaya is, but then again not everyone wants that.
I stayed in a small guesthouse in the middle of everything.
I had a large AC room with nice modern bath for 650 baht per night. I could wal 5 minutes to everything. I could live in this town.
Beer Bar girls will readily accept 1000 baht LT 500-700 ST
(this was off-season). I had a blast in HH.
Interesting report. How many other Farangs were there?
Honestly, how is it compared to Pataya?
Thnaks
Filled with high hopes after reading the brief but excellent post of our man Bumholes, my mongering team and I made our way to Buriram again. Alas we found no twenty-somethings nor anything else even remotely attractive in and around the train station or in front of the hotel there. There were about three old and unattractive women in their fourties, though to put a bright face on it the one may have been a rough 35.
I was quoted 300 (200 seems a distant memory there) but after hovering about three times during the course of the night at sevenish, nine o'clock to ten o'clock, and eleven-thirty to after midnight, there was only one girl left, who began to quote me 500! Presumabely she realized the market was constricting even more, or simply had developed a dislike of me for looking so much without taking. There was also a ladyboy in that area, distinguished easily by being far better looking than any of the women present.
During the breaks between these visits, my friends and I repaired to the small strip of Kareokes a bit further out of town. There we found a few good looking girls, and several others who, though ugly, were slightly attractive due to exciting abnormalities - for example I spent an hour with an enormously busty old woman of 45 sitting in my lap. She quoted 500 for a short time, and I countered with 300. Alas we could come to no compromise. The beers and Cokes here are cheap enough, and the atmosphere friendly. Sitting outside we shared the ladie's and pimp's snack of pig entrails prepared on a charcoal fire. The smell was so offensive!
This brings me to the weather - it is currently extremely cold in Isaan! Days about 80 degrees, and nights down into the upper fifties! (All figures in Fahrenheit - I do not know the Celsionic system). The weather is just lovely, and we farangs are skipping down the lanes with unusual energy and verve, while the Thais are enjoying an opportunity to wear all their heavy coats, woolen sweaters, scarves, and caps. My friends and I were all happy we had brought warm clothings, and I recommend that you do the same. Presumably this pleasant weather will only last at most through January, so go quickly and be sure to spend at least an hour sitting around an open fire in the middle of the night with some locals.
All night my friends had been joking about how we would probably end up with 'a wall-eyed woman, with one leg shorter than the other'. Sure enough, I was finally laid at one AM by a woman with a bad limp from a recent motorcycle accident. She was quite unattractive, but at least only around 35. Her stomach was a truly disturbing sight, reminding me of a bronzed version of my own! Alas due to the bum knee, doggy style was not on the menu. She did provide an awful blow job, and allowed bareback. I found, almost in spite of myself, that I enjoyed the boomboom - I suppose because I was horny and she 'moved well' and got very wet. Does that mean she liked it? I have no idea, but it facilitated matters. Anyway it only cost 300 baht plus 70 for the short time room (I though this should be 60!) and as someone famous once said, the main thing is depositing your seed into something warm and wet.
The interesting aspect of this assignation was that it took place not at the standard short time hotel near the train station but at another much worse place round the corner a block or two away - this is a good place to know as there are usually two or three really third rate prostitutes in the lobby in case you don't see any at the usual spot. To find it proceed from the train station to the roundabout immediately ahead, turn left at the roundabout, and then right at the first small dead-end soi. This hotel is on the right.
Speaking of hotels, the one Freeler recommends just across the road and to the right of the train station has lovely, clean, airy rooms for only 120 baht per night. Certainly in the current climate air conditioning would be a positive torture. We toured one, but unfortunately my friends would not agree to stay here, as they required hot water, and I must admit I am glad of their insistence. A cold shower is more than I can take in 60 degree weather. The 'nam oon' place we stayed was only 220, but slightly musty.
I can only assume that the excellent Bumholes was lucky in the timing of his visit. Bumholes - I envy you your 'sexually attractive twentysomethings'. They have yet again eluded me. But I shall return to Buriram one day.
Old Thai Hand
12-17-06, 16:32
I could live in this town.
I did live and work there for 4 years. It's a great place to which I may retire one day. There is a relatively large expat community here, very well-healed by comparison to some of the dregs of Pattaya, and especially a large Italian community which explains a larger than usual number of Italian restaurants. Like Phuket, it tends to attract northern Euros, especially Germans and Swedes. It is the main long weekend getaway for the Bangkok HiSo crowd, largely due to the King living here.
However, I wouldn't get people's hopes up too much re: the P4P scene. The girls range from barely passable to downright ugly. I think it's a place girls go when they can't make it in Pattaya. When they can't make it in HH, anymore, they go to Cha-am and The Chicken Coop (if it's still going), the one and only gogo in the area, and a a bit of a freak show.
At one time, there was a top quality MP attached to City Beach Hotel across from Burger King which had a lot of hotties. But, it closed down about 4 years ago and has never been replaced. Besides the usual Isaan crowd in the beer bars, there often are Burmese and Cambodian girls there, which does improve the scene somewhat. But, generally, it is usually pretty poor.
It is a good place for a holiday and a nice place to live. But, as far as mongering goes, I wouldn't recommend it.
However, I wouldn't get people's hopes up too much re: the P4P scene. The girls range from barely passable to downright ugly. I think it's a place girls go when they can't make it in Pattaya. When they can't make it in HH, anymore, they go to Cha-am and The Chicken Coop (if it's still going), the one and only gogo in the area, and a a bit of a freak show.
I don't wish to be antagonistic, but I also lived in Hua Hin for the winters of several years, and did not find the quality any different from Pattaya, though obviously the quantity is much smaller. Additionally, my impression of the girls in Cha-am and particularly at the Chicken Coop was that they were considerably better looking than those in Hua Hin. Most of the customers in this gogo were Thai (I never saw any other farang in there), and as we all know Thais prioritize appearance to the exclusion of other factors in their mongering. I took a couple of girls from the attached Mexican restaurant and they were about average in looks, but provided great sex, while the one girl I took from the Go-go was much better looking but really a typical girl from the Thai side of the business in bed. As in no good.
Along those lines, there is a large Kareoke in a hotel called 'Hin Nam Sai Suay' just north of Hua Hin, which contains very many expensive, good looking younger girls. I believe the short time rate there was around 1,500-2,000. Of course considering wealthy Thais are the only customers one can surmise that service and attitude will be abominable there. I think in a way this establishment has filled the niche formerly occupied by that high-end brothel near Burger King.
Girls in Bintabhat beer bars however tended to provide very decent service - I even found anal there once or twice.
Lastly, please, if anyone sights any streetwalkers in Hua Hin, give us a report. I'm missing the Beach Road scene in Pattaya terribly.
Old Thai Hand
12-18-06, 03:25
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i don't think you're being antagonistic at all. just a different pov based on probably more experience than i had. considering that i lived there, i didn't go out to the bars that much because i lived with my gf and also because i worked at a local university and didn't want to be seen going to those places.
my comments on the quality of the girls is based on my own preferences, which as you know are more towards thai taste, not farang. so, i'm sure that the girls would be acceptable to most on this board.
however, i never saw anything remotely interesting at the chicken coop and it was always full of local farang when i was there. however, a friend of mine swore by it saying the girls gave great service. so, who knows?
One Tree Hill
12-18-06, 17:15
After reading the feedback from you guys, I want to just add that Hua Hin is NOT a place to go JUST for mongering.
I liked it because of this reason. However it has that element in sufficinet quantity if you want it. The town is small and very pleasant. Not once did I see any drunken idiot farangs trying to pick fights. Unlike Pattaya on most nights.
Hua Hin offers a dual world to live in without being boxed in by either. If you want a relaxing beach close to BKK but without the madness of Pattaya, then Hua Hin is for you. If you're here for that reason you will not be disappointed. If you only want the one thing go else where.
Perhaps I was delighted because I had low expectations of the bar scene. I went to Hua Hin not to monger but to relax. I did both.
Departing Buriram (see my report of a few days ago), we pressed on to SiSaket via third class local train. You may ask, 'why take the unnatural step of skipping Surin?' Well, we agonized over that one for hours - it came down to the fact that one of our number had a limited time frame before returning to Bangkok to meet the wife arriving from the US of A (note: for the well-heeled traveler, there are flights to the Capital from Ubon Ratchathani). Surin will have to wait till next time.
In SiSaket the weather continued bitterly cold, so we did not stay in my usual 120 baht per night place. We discovered a great winter value, however - the Promphiman Hotel, a late-seventies style seven or eight story place just a little further out down the night-market road. There we found huge rooms with ceiling fan and most importantly copious very hot water for 230 baht per night. I think they had air conditioners but I don't know if they worked as it was too cold to use even the ceiling fan. If you like discos, you will find one at the bottom of this hotel.
At about eleven PM we found precisely the same set of hideous hags in the train station that we found a few months ago, but fortunately we also found the same two reasonably attractive twenty-somethings round front. I took the same girl yet again, and the only difference was she wasn't pregnant anymore; merely lactating. Interestingly, her abdominal region looked great, with no evidence of child bearing. This coupled with the fact that she hadn't really been all that enormously pregnant before made me wonder if she had 'lost' the child. In any case the BBBJ was OK, and the BBFS good, though it was irksome that her nipples were now too sensitive for a good pulling. A good value at 300, though the short time room was 80 and not the 60 I had been led to expect. There may have been a 20 baht charge for some condoms, which we didn't use.
After this I continued searching the train station area, and saw one more girl who might be doable. I also looked in on the same downtown Kareoke - still quoting the ridiculous 1,000 - 1,200 baht, and still unfriendly and unpleasant with a lot of pressure to buy lady drinks. At a noodle soup shop I was offered a quite good looking girl by the proprieter for 1,500 baht. She may have been dining there, or may have followed me. My motorbike taxi driver also said he had very sexy women for me at 1,000-1,500. Of course I refused these laughable prices.
The funny part was this - after returing to the hotel, my friend and I were visited, seperately, by the above mentioned girl from the noodle soup encounter, along with her petite, cute friend. However we both tossed them out quickly, as they seemed a bit rude and inexperienced, and would no doubt have been difficult. Any girl who asks for more than 500 baht to start should simply be avoided - she's trouble.
So, SiSaket remains a town in which there are approximately one or two girls who are worth doing at the price offered. A rather precarious market upon which to base a visit, but I confess I shall probably return, if nothing else for the cheap hotels and delicious Isaan food - the duck larp alone is worth the trip. Right now everything in Isaan seems fun due to the cold weather, and even third rate fucks seem better when the crisp air makes the farang vigorous and energetic.
Total expenditures:
Buriram - bus to 100, girl 370, hotel 220, food 200, drinks 200, motorbike 150
total - 1,170 baht
SiSaket - Train to 25, girl 380, hotel 230, food 300, drinks 100, taxis 40
Total - 1,075 baht
Opebo = sorry you did not find the delighhtful wenches at the station that I saw. I have not been back since - a little difficult to find a reason at night to convince the wife. My one Som, assured me she and her friends were there every evening from 7pm
The hotel opposite was a disgrace. 12obt and no towels. Have heard about the one nearby, but never seen anything in the lobby. Just wanted a quick boom boom so wasn't going to argue.
Daytime is best for me, so if anyone knows where girls are available late morning early afternoon please advise. )Khorat OK for daytimes but a bit far for me)
Bumholes
That Asshole
01-09-07, 07:58
isaan trip
this report will detail the following towns:
1.> udon thani
2.> nong kai
3.> kon ken
4.> nakon panom
fur forther details on getting to isaan and udon please consult previous report.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=447637&postcount=663
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udon thani
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general:
one of the nicest towns in isaan, or even in the whole of thailand for a foreigner to spend a few days. wide, reasonably quiet streets, a large
number of recreational facilities including attractive lakes, fishing. also, in the opinion of the writer this is the best place to get good service by
quality meat at very reasonable prices. highly recommended.
however, i would like to request you again that please think: do unto others as you would.....etc. please, no matter how tempting it may seem to do otherwise, use the meat only for short-times and recycle as soon as possible so that others can enjoy too.
the sex was good. but the best feeling came from the fact that i was sharing my meat with other men. no fighting, no competition and no violence involved. just happily sharing the female meat. after all, we are intelligent human beings and not pit-dogs (or x-men). the "world" teaches you to fight. sex-tourism teaches you peace. i am sure you all agree.
for some additional info please consult previous report.
transport:
for detailed instructions please see previous report.
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udon stories (1+2+3):
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some recent experiences of the writer follow.
day one, udon thani:
not because too hungry for meat but rather because being short on some points (spent a month w/o fucking and it was great), went to have a
look at udon thani again. usually it is quite good. the bunch of tuk-tuk drivers at the charoensri complex seemed quite cooperative and
promised me to visit several places that night. they picked a driver from among themselves and we left, alongside happy cheering from the
rest.
our first stop was adulyadet street, the main "meat-ing" area. we didn't go to those places where the meat is on site. "they no like farang
there" - so i was told. understandable, after all the discussions on this forum and pinpointing the exact locations. just to keep up the cuntry's
image, this had to be barred from farang. well done guys, let's just keep pin-pointing please.
at this house the boss went away on a motorbike and soon came back with two very pretty, young girls. first they wanted 600b but finally
settled for 500b incl. room price/one hour. i chose the taller, naughtier looking one. she looked somewhat older too, but still no more than 22,
for sure. we showered together (cold water), and i was satisfied with the view. she was very pale skinned, very good looking. first appeared
quite shy, pretending to be ticklish everyvhere but soon became hot. nice personality too, worth the 500b.
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$11 for a pop with 18 year old.......
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the samlo was waiting outside and we went to the next place, quite far away, not the adulyadet area any more. here the offer was 400 b for a
pop which i found quite reasonable and didn't argue. all people were extremely friendly, including the boss, all the girls (and of course my nice
driver). they invited me inside a smallish room, where 2 fatty and 3 much prettier young girls were sitting alongside. i chose a dark skinned, tall, 18
year old. in fact she was just 18 by about 2 weeks or so as i found out.
we went in to her own little room with stuffed toys, etc. quite nice and
clean. she performed exceptionally well, was totally fresh, beautiful and with a sweet personality. i couldn't resist giving $2 tip at the end of
about 40 minutes. good value for a total of 500 b again.
both of these girls were thai, not lao.
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another memorable day in udon:
we started in adulyadet again, being so close to charoensri complex. this time we went to another house, this boss also brought back 2 girls.
have to mention that this papasan too was extremely friendly, maybe even exceedingly so. also, he seemed soomewhat worried about police.
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the cute skunk....
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the price he didn't budge, 600b incl room. these girls were this time lao. i picket the taller, darker one. i proposed that we shower together
and it was okay, i helped to wash her very big, shapely racks. they looked exceptionally well on the otherwise slim body. in bed he refused to suck
and kept watching the tv. i eventually turned it off and we got down to business. the fuck was okay, but something bad hit my nose. this was
a smelly one. i wetted my finger and rubbed it against her nose: "do you like this? because i don't."
really, she shouldn't have been working with that smell. i ran into the shower, desperately trying to wash off the stink. i felt as if being sprayed by a skunk. hopefully managed to clean properly but had to wash my hair too. surely no tip to this one. but i did not complain to the boss. nevermind.
then i asked the sampo to go to a soapy massage. again here everybody was totally nice and welcoming (usual in udon). there were many
price levels of meat 1000b, 1200, 1500 and 1800. i picked a young faced one for 1500. can you haggle in a soapy? i tried. wow, 100 discount
for the asking. then as a sudden thought, just as not to look a stingy farang, i put the 100 baht change in the hands of the girl.
naturally, she was delighted and even the papasan seemed very impressed by the generous farang (it was his moni, anyway). from here on, i got the
presidential treatment. she kept calling me "papa".apparently it is okay to root your papa. (why not, the egyptian pharaohs used to root their own doghters, everyone knows).
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......kissing udon pussycat.............
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the room was exceptionally clean, well lit, with a big bath. no foam though. as i said before, the girl was more than just friendly, rather acting as a gentle lover or something. soon we splashed away in the warm bathful of water. she was very slim very white, with small tits but great curvy figure. age 22, but really looked 18 to me. like a cute, happy pussycat. a totally hot, extended fucktime followed with lots and lots of kissing (what's good about it i dunno but that's everyone does, even on the street, isn't it?)
the most top-best service for a long time. they didn't watch the clock either. but we sort of run out of things to do. really, what can
you do with a woman after fucking for an hour, so i volunteered to leave.
total cost: 1500b, did not buy drinks (in fact we got 2 free drinks, on
the house). plus paid the driver 150 b for the night. service? the most beautiful young girl and best attitude. recommended. i want to share this one with you. (but really, what is good about a fuck? )
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udon thani last day: "....a mysterious door....."
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there is quite a lot of things to do in udon and the days went fast,
quite forgot about "work". so, on the last day decided to check out
the other massage services. they are concentrated in one main area.
some turned out purely therapeutical and at others i did not like the
selection. there were only two good quality girls at 1800 b non-
negotiable price so i passed (plus also mama-bosses which no good).
on the way back to the hotel, walking through some dark street, suddenly
a mysterious door opened in the darkness, with some dim light only showing inside.
"want girl?" -somebody said.
wow, that's funny. how did he know? i was quite surprised, being
unaware of brothels around here, but looked anyway. four average girls
inside. "no, thank you. but btw are other brothels around here?"
(usually they are in clusters.)
"no, this is the only one" - came the answer from the thai man.
i only did about three steps outside when another door opened from the
darkness. (apparently they were watching from inside.) this one had
only two girls crouching on the floor, frying some meat on a charcoal
cooker. i did not like them so did not even ask the price. the same
thing happened one more time and i did not even bother to look but a
drunk, alcohol smelling thai man grabbed my shoulder and pushed me
through the doorway. i got a bit scared but all was safe as it turned
out.
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pig-shed brothel....
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i could best describe the place as a sort of pig-shed being
converted to human dwelling. inside under the same airspace there were
tiny, low walled cubicles, about five, with some roughly fabricated
door on each one. however they looked quite clean and reasonably
furnished. in the first room was one tall girl combing her hair,
in the next room 3 little cute girls, all very smily and welcoming.
from the end of the row some gentleman moaned.
despite of the shitty house all the girls looked well fed and well dressed and made up. it all seemed rather bizarre and out of place. the very pretty girls and this totally shitty house. i had the strange feeling as if i was on a
film-set or something. by that time also a woman boss arrived and one
more thai man. i asked the price and they proposed 500b/hr. i offered
400 and they accepted without hesitation.
all four girls looked very beautiful to me, around 18-22 yo, so i just picked any. actually the one in the first room, but they were all equally good. i had to pay first to the man. then as soon as i entered her room the girl started
hugging and kissing me all over, my face, my neck. wow! even more
unusual. is it going to get stranger? yes, it did! while she doing this, the
other three girls watching us, sort of leaning over the top of the
dividing wall (it was that low!), and smiling.
also there was a big hole in the middle of the wall between us, about the size of a small apple. i could push my dick through easily (but i didn't dare, as what would they do with it?).
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three young girls watching....
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i have to keep repeating that it was strange. the other girls watched
us undressing. i politely asked them to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off but then they kept
peeping through the hole. there was good lighting in the room which she
eventually dimmed a bit (but just a bit). again i was thinking if it
might be a set for a reality-movie or something. this place being worse
than the cambo knocking shops with all these very friendly beauties
inside, for only 400b ($10) a pop, it didn't make sense.
my girl totally undressed. she turned out to be a very special beauty,
very slim, curvy, white, with hardly any tits but huge nipples only. and
they were so soft like velvet while stretching out like chewing gum as
you grab them with your teeth. totally affectionate, showering me with
cuddles and kisses as i worked on her (well, somebody has to do the
hard labour if you all just take it easy at home.) by this time i
totally forgot about our audience.
we finished, talked a few words. turned out they were all thais,not
lao. then we went together to wash in a totally crappy bathroom-
imitation. as passing by their door the other 3 girls were playing some
card game. but soon again climbed on top of the wall, politely and
smilingly introducing themselves. they were all very pretty and young.
at that moment, surrounded by the 4 women i got scared. quickly said
goodbye to all and sort of ran away. i don't like to get too much
involved with them like this. it is surely no good for us. they just
lead us to no good, no matter how smiley they apppear. but it's hard to
keep your cool sometimes. this is the most dangerous about meat.
of course you already know this, i don't need to explain.
left udon early the next day but kept thinking about this experience
for a few days. how come these girls can be so cheap when they looked
better than the massage-meat at the parlour for 1800b and better than
most staff at the farang-bars? also, what was the reason for their
total friendliness and superior service?
it also makes you think: "i want to save them from this brothel-life". but this is the stupidest thought we can have and we must resist this urge. after all they are meat and we are "the people". they must serve us, and not just one but all of us. it is all well. we need more of this type of brothels. the real joy comes from sharing our fuckers, so we can stop fighting.
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nong kai (lao border)
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general:
the town itself is not much. in less than one day you can see
everything. and the stray dogs are a killer. thay take the fun out of
any stroll around town. (well, dogs are very much like people, aren't they?)
transport:
the main bus terminal is near the centre of town. you can walk there in
20 minutes or a samlo is 30b. there are buses to udon thani every 30 minutes but others also to loei, pitsanulok, bankok.
accomodation/food:
plenty of hotels and backpacker joints on the second and third road
from the river. the riverside is lined with restaurants. there is a
night-market on the third road, after 6pm daily.
meat:
at night it is very hard to find a samlo. eventually managed to hail
one and asked the driver about the 300b brothels. he said they were
closed but there are some 700b ones. lao meat. fare is going to cost
100b. for this he will take me to 3 houses and will wait for free. at#1
place there were only 2 ugly girls. #2 had four better ones. at last we
arrived at the furthest one, here we found 6-7 passable ones. i didn't
feel like going back all the way to the previous joint so just picked
one from here to get the work done.
the room was clean and comfortable,
with cold shower. the lao girl kept complaining about everything,
refused to do anything and just laid flat on her back. at the end also
demanded a tip. (fuck you dog!) otherwise she was young and pretty
enough. i kept squeezing her fresh tits and wanked on the belly for
$20. i guess it was still a good deal. you can't do that at home, can
you? plus here you can share them with other men....
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inviting a discussion:
q: how to get "always" good performance from meat?
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a: my answer is: i don't know. but as being a veteran in the trade, i
have some observations.
1./ try to analise: what is "good"? it is always in comparison to
something. surely better than "fat-mama" at home. even if the
performance is no good you can still squeeze the young tits for just
$20 and wank on them. you can't really do it at home any more.
2./ try not to look at the individual fuck but rather as a continuous
story. eg. blocks of 10 fucks. out of that usually 2 are excellent, 2
are bad and the rest average. the bad ones give value to the good ones.
3./ the power of your own mind. the more work you put into the project
the better results you get (work of planning, evaluating, cooperating,
etc.) do not blame the meat. they are just that. they cannot help it.
but if you realize your own mistakes you are on the right track to
correct them. same as in every issue of life, isn't it?
4./ your satisfaction should not come from the fuck but rather from the
work well done, getting that one more f-point. you are already a winner
anyway because you have made yourself independent from meat. you look
at them "objectively and unbiased" which most other men are unable to
do.if you are a sex-tourist you always win.(and you always lose if you
fight for meat.) so, say "no to violence against men" and you already
won!
great, isn't it?
hope it helps a bit.
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nakon panom
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general:
medium sized, quiet thai town on the mekong river. locals reasonably friendly. very few foreigners apart from a few backpackers passing through on the way to laos.
transport: hour and half from mukdahan, 2 hours from sakon nakhon and 5 hours from udon thani by aircon bus. somewhat longer by ordinary. bus station located in northern part of the city centre, walkable distance or a samlor costs 30b. no train. also frequent bus connections to khorat, kon ken and bang-cock.
accomodation and food:
several cheap hotels near the riverfront, on the 2nd and 3rd roads from the mekong, rooms from 200b. nightmarket is also on the 3rd street. generally, apart from the hotels not much english is spoken anywhere.
other things to do: the scenic riverside is ideal for an early morning jog or walk all day, lined with a several kilometres long footpath. nearby that panom town has one of the most sacred temples in the country (similar to nakonsi tammarat) and attracts many thai pilgrims. there are also markets, many food stalls, and a museum. interesting day out. 56 km from
nakon panom, you catch buses/songthaews either at the bus station or on the riverside road. they run every 30 minutes all day to 5pm.
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sex range in nakon panom
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meat:
your options are the following:
1./ karaokes at the riverfront, north of the ferry landing
2./ soi wattanut (off th. apiban bancha) has a couple of karaoke brothels, 500b\pop
3. / however the following is the most interesting and best quality meat, please read on: having visited the above places and not able to find anything passable (can vary day by day), the samlo driver mentioned that he knew a thai man who could call up "part-timers" from his list. so, we drove to his house. he was a very welcoming and cheerful little man.
asked about my budget and accordingly pressed some numbers on his mobile. my budget was 1000b max.
in about ten minutes one girl arrived, alone on a motorbike. she was reasonably young, about 23-24. big sized but clean and even attractive (the boss said that for 1500b he had some really beauty ones). she was very casual and smiling. as i don't like to take meat to my room unfortunately had to fork out another 200b for a st room which they also quickly
organized. the room turned out to be reasonable and so her service also.
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did not suck, but.....
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did not suck but otherwise was cooperative and gf like (meaning: not too commercial). tip wasn't even mentioned. she also spoke english. at the end the samlo got 100b, girl cost 1000, room 200, total: 1300b. it wasn't an exceptional deal but surely for the price i had much worse. if i was in town again i would try what else he has on offer. i have the feeling that nobody in this deal pays any tax and this business is somewhat shady in the opinion of most thais so please forgive me for not giving more exact details. but he
must be well known to the samlo drivers and at the night market you will most easily find those plentiful.
there are some women drivers too. please guys don't encourage this and please always use the services of the man driver. driving is for men only. it is a leadership position! thanks.
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kon ken
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.......3 free fucks in a row in kon ken. highlight of the whole trip..............
general:
possibly the 3rd largest siti in thai and the capital of isaan, kon ken is very thai. few foreigners visit here and you will be stared at a lot. but because of this isolation yet there is little resentment towards foreigners we are treated as distinguished guests and can receive good service, as you will see below. the town is reasonably clean and organized and quite easy to get around in.
transport:
kon ken has an airport, a railway station and two main bus station. this adds up to possibly the most well connected towns transportwise. buses to bangkok every 10 minutes (8hrs vip). travel to udon thani 3hrs, phitsanulok 6hrs and chiang mai 12 hrs. also, 20 buses a day to loei.
accomodation and food:
a few hotels are marked on the map that you can walk to from either bus stations. range of these rooms 200-600b. a better map you can pick up from the tourist office or the hotels. on all the main three streets marked there are many food stalls day and night and also at the bus stations. apart fromt the major hotels very little english spoken anywhere. there are a very few expat restaurants, in the city centre.
meat:
as i said earlier, this town was the most amazing experience in terms of extreme top level service and the beauty of the meat most everywhere. prices are not rock bottom but still reasonable, 5-700/pop, and i have to mention again "with beautiful, kind girls". i was the most impressed. the driver's service was good too. which steets, where exactly we went i am
not quite sure. it really doesn't matter since the only way for a foreigner to go there is as a "guest", in the company of a local man, which can be your driver. he will know where to go. of course you will remember that there are very few of us and that we are guests only, so actually pinpointing those places on a map would also be very impolite. i am sure you will have just as much fun as i had.
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other things to do:
it is easy to spend a whole day just wandering the streets of this exotic town. you can also go fishing for "free" at the lake marked below. there is a designated area. watch where the locals fish. basic tackle you can buy in town for 200b. you can also walk around the lake or pedal a rented bike. many very impressive temples in the same area. a bit further from town
there are some interesting places to visit by public transport:
-there is "turtle village" where thousands of turtles roam the streets. same goes for another one called "snake village". and one more, the "hooker-village". (i just made that last one up, sorry).
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three free fucks in kon ken:
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to find a samlo (three-wheeled tuk-tuk) your best bet is either of the bus stations, the train station or the main hotels. at night on the streets there are hardly any. so, after finding a group of drivers i explained to them what i wanted. they picked a young boy from among themselves that he would know all those places. we agreed in a fare of 200b to visit 5 places and a little extra for waiting if he has to. first we headed towards the railway line. stopped in fron t of a nice house with fairylights on the outside. there were
2 girls, not too bad. i said that maybe we come back and headed towards the next bordello.
#2 was again clean and orderly. had one average looking girl and one very pretty 17 year old looking. however in the shadow in the back of the room there seemed to be one more figure and i asked if i could take a closer look. as she stepped out first i thought that it was a katoey (ladyboy), face and body being so perfect. however i concluded that in fact she was just a
most gorgeous looking female ebony-doll. totally awesome. i do not often see ones like this even on the city streets, let alone a "cheap" brothel. i was told she was a "part-time worker". it had to be that one. price 700b ($18)/30 mins (but really nobody seemed to be watching the clock).
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part-timer ebony doll for $19
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the room was small but clean. home of another girl. while she went away to wash her hole i watched the tv. then she volunteered to turn it off. i have to say that being in that situation with that amazing meat, locked inside a small room, naked is something quite of a thrill even for an elderly sex-tourist. so, no matter what would follow, i already got my kick. however it all continued well, she was caring, relaxed and served well. just the right
age for the job: 19 years. (no bj though). i did not bother to tip and she did not ask. the only negative experience was that after leaving the room and looking for my driver the other young girl came after me and started nagging for some tip. i just wondered: what kind of tip? for what? anyway, i found the driver and just asked him to do something about it. he gave the girl a very angry look and she pissed off.
the samlo drove to another 2 houses not too far. here the price was just 500b/1hr but the women were around 30, too old really for this job. one more house had 1 young girl and one still in the shower, so we rather decided to press on to the last bordello because i like to choose from many. we drove quite a long way this time (being 6th place that night). again, quite a nice, clean building with one "thai movie star" faced young girl, 19 years.
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filmstar faced beauty, huge hairless beaver
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another still in the shower they said. here they asked 600b only and i did not haggle. this girl looked quite allright. she was short, but smily with curly hair and nice teeth. wearing a tight white shirt, jeans and some heavy, studded belt. also acted very friendly and casual. as we proceeded upstairs we came across the other girl leaving the shower, but mine looked much better. her living/bed room was clean, airy and well furnished with a big stereo system
and tv in the corner.
i got a crispy-clean toel from the drawer and had a bit of a wash (she was still wet from the shower before). bathroom also tiled and clean. returning to the room she was still dressed. i pulled off her jeans and she just unceremoniously spread her legs, reveling one exceptionally meaty, black beaver, kind of saying "eat!". have to say it was very-very thick and meaty meat. all the while she watching tv. soon however she did that
with closed eyes, then i think the tv disappeared from her mind and we had a great session.
old idiot farang with the young thai "filmstar". she screamed well too.
when i had enough i pulled out the cock just to discover that the rubber slipped and she had to mine that out from the depths of her hole. then i knew that my innocent young life was over.
now i got infected with the evil "death-bacteria" and soon i would be rolling unconscious, covered with evil black cancer cells from head to toe. death came for me. "oh no!" -i screamed. "doctor! save my innocent young life! i have done nothing bad in my entire life! i am innocent!"
"save me! save....." then he said "sure, i will inject you with this toxic poison. that will make you live happy forever and ever. just gimme your damn moni now! now! i do this for free! but gimme da moni! now!"
i got this far with my thoughts when my girl returned from the bathroom. we both dressed up and she gave me a hug "my name is pim. please no forget me." -said she. wow, what a session for #2 that night with a hot, young beauty. got in to the waiting samlo and as his job was already completed i asked my driver if he wanted to earn some more moni by taking me to a soapy massage.
he seemed quite happy to oblige. back into town, we stopped before some bright neon lights. the driver boy marched in before me and located the boss. he explained the prices and they were cheap enough. one group 1000b and another 1300b ($35) /90 mins, full service. i asked for one with no kids yet, 18-20yo. he pointed out a few from the 1000b group (though they
were older).
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but i eventually chose a smiley one from the 1300's, very young. my thinking was that even if the service is shitty at least i can splash around in the bath with the beautiful young cat, which is better than a good fuck with ol-mama. as she got up to walk to us i could see that she was exceptional beauty. should i say cindy crawford in thai edition? - that's what it seemed to me.
she was tall, big but well formed and walked like a catwalk model. (surprisingly, age already 24 as i found out, but no kids yet.)
it looked a bit unreal as this sort of class i not often see outside tv commercials. she appeared scared, sort of shaking but smiley nevertheless. i paid the monies to papa and we walked up to the rooms. many of them, like a hotel. inside it was again well lit and sparkling, with a big tub in the corner. and a freshly dressed bed, with a huge mirror next to it. the girl was super friendly, kept rubbing against me like a pussycat (possibly to ease her tension?). so she soon seemed much more relaxed and we both warmed up from the rubbing of her xl sized firm and silky mammaries.
we washed each other in the bath unhurriedly, while chatting a bit (i don't mind saying them a few words once i "bought" them from the male
boss, it's okay). then i just leaned back, closed my eyes and enjoyed her silky hands soaping up my legs. soon however came a different feeling, surely not done by her hands. and it wasn't on my legs either. yes, she put something naughty in her mouth and happily played with the still soft thing (wasn't soft for long). which is quite surprising since soapy girls hardly ever suck without rubber. which i reciprocated by insertind a finger in her
hole under the water. soon a different kind of wetness, not from the water, was her answer.
then i had a sudden thought. dived under the water (trying not to drink too much) and started eating her muff submerged. we both laughed as i reemerged. she was exceptionally affectionate, as if we had known each other for a long time. lots of kissing too. the other two were good but surely this was the crown of the night. and she was a totally amazing meat, light brown, silky, soft, xl tits and huge brown nipples. (and i have grown very picky over the years). sure it's not going ever to happen again. sure?? who knows.... after a long "in-out session" i got to eating the **** again, just to rest my hips, and she busied her mouth.
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"if i knew she was so hungry, i would have brought sandwiches...."
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then i noticed her beating the cock against her tongue and looking at the
tip expectantly. i asked "do you really want to eat it?" she answered "sure". so, i ordered the pumping. she sucked it all out to the last drop. if i knew she was so hungry i would have brought sandwiches. a little bit dribbled from the corner of her mouth to her big tits and she rubbed that around her brown nipples, with a totally pornographic look on the face.
it was a bit too much for me. all these sex-obsessed women..... she lead me downstairs by the hand. i was ready to go to another soapie massage but the driver refused. he said he got a call and had to go home. nevermind. so he just returned me to the hotel and i paid him about 400b or so, with tip. good night anyway.
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i am the most glad to share this last "fucker-meat" because this was the best one. i am glad that somebody else bonked it before and after me. peace for the world and love forever....
ah yes, and why did i say these fucks were "free". because in fact they were cheaper than free. 700+600+1300+400=3000b ($85) for 3 exceptional fucks with 3 exceptional meat and an interesting wander around an exotic asian town at night. tell me that anyone is not spending that much on a shitty night out with an ugly, un-cooperative american/european ho, for "free". so, they were cheaper than free, any day. if i being ugly, old and stupid can do it then anybody can. so can you. full stop.
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end of isaan report
report continues in the chiangmai section:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=549357&postcount=786
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SidTheSexist
01-09-07, 08:33
Guys,
Currently in Koh Chang. My first impression is that its bloody expensive down here. Second impression is that for a place which barely has a vacant hotel room available, the bars dont half seem empty.
Are there any Gogo bars here? I have seen a few different bar beer compounds along the main road but they seemed to be dead. Just wondering if Im missing out on something??
I passed through Chantaburi on my way to Cambodia last week. I took a motorbike tour of the city at about 10.30pm and noticed some very interesting "entertainment" / "massage" centres. Might have to get back there some time to check it all out.
Cheers
Sid
That Asshole
01-11-07, 11:38
Posted a report in the Cambodia section that has parts relating to Ko Chunk. For example a map with the approximate locations of bars (but probably you would find them anyway). Also it has some transport trips about Trat and Laem Ngop nearby.
TA
Here is the link:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=549335&postcount=249
NicFrenchy
01-20-07, 08:17
took place in nov 2006
well, i was walking by soi selakam on a sunday afternoon and got hollered by the little massage place across from [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900).
i was initially just up for a quick relief bj but decided to give this massage place a try.
(i think that this is the place people refer to as the joint where the "little" and "big" girls work?.. but i could be wrong).
i enter and the "larger" lady gets up... she was the only one in the place but by the time we chit chatted the smaller girl entered the place with some fresh cut fruits. when she saw me, she approached and instantly grabbed my crotch and said "you take 2 lady?" while giving me an inviting wink.
i declined politely and said that i would be ok with 1 lady for the time being.
the other lady led me upstairs and started massaging. 20 mn and then i flipped over. after a few minutes and the right "touches" i was rock hard. she asked "special?" oh yes my dear, special indeed.
agreed to 1k for bbbj + she gets fully nude and i cam have my hands roam free.
bbbj was good, she has talent. took me a little 15 mn to come in her mouth but she did not like it and spit the whole load on the towel (i hope they wash them in between customers lol).
while i left, my girl said to the little one "good banana" in thai. the little one asked me if i wanted to have sex with her upstairs but i declined.
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went back the next day and the same girl (the bigger one) was there. only her. took her again and this time she closed the door of the shop before we went up. i was surprised she was happy to see me and she totally undressed at the same time as i did. no massage was offered nor requested. she started a slow bbbj and balls licking. after a while, she popped a condom and asked me if i was ok for sex? i agreed and we had sex for a long while. somehow, i could not come. she took the condom off and started another bbbj until i came (she stopped many times to inquire why i was taking so long).
as i left, i noticed another girl was there (not hte same as yesterday). upon leaving, my masseuse insisted i take her phone number and she wanted to come to my hotel later in the evening. she said "have sex again. i like" but i politely declined. told her i was leaving in the evening and she looked disappointed but still gave me her nimber for next time.
she did not talk about price at all the second time and it sort of "went with the flow". i paid her 1500 for everything (massage included) and she seemed ok with that.
i want to go back and try the little girl
NicFrenchy
01-20-07, 08:19
Nov 2006
Am in HuaHin now and, decided to treat myself to a soapy.
There is only one (however lousy it is) the Diamond Pub on soi 64/1.
I enter and the Papasan remembers me from last time (not too difficult since this place caters mostly to Thais)
He tries to push me into taking an old ladyboy looking gal, but I was having none of that. I asked for a Beer and sent Papa away.
While I am sipping on the Brew, I look at the ladies behavior and one of them catches my eye. I waste no time and order her to come and sit with me.
We chit chat but it is very limited since her English is nil and so is my Thai.
Up we go.
She gives me a good bath (water was cold!!) and then onto the bed.
She had a very nice and tasty looking Pussy and I spend a hell of a time down there. Had a below average CBJ and a lousy fuck. She looked and sounded like she was enjoying herself and I clearly was not. (shouldn't it be the other way around? LOL)
I don't remember how I came but I finally reached climax.
At the end of the session, she told me that she wanted to come to my hotel tonight (ha! don't think so) then added that her birthday was in march and that she was expecting me to come back with gift.
I left the place and this time I will for sure never return.
I spent a day in Udon Thani recently, and found that all the Sois off Aludalyej Road are still closed, including Soi 2 and Soi 7. In fact one of the houses on Soi 2 had been at least partially pulled down! As far as I can tell this is a long-term or permenent situation, as it has been this way for several months.
I went to the farang soi of bars and nursed an iced tea. There an older, busty, somewhat chubby woman made advances by groping my member and rubbing her ass against it. I enjoyed the advances but could not stomach the price - 300 barfine, god knows how much for the woman. Surely not more than 500 short or 1,000 long time, for the quality on offer. At least she was friendly.
Every time I passed there were freelancers over on the road to the railway station. As usual they quoted 500 but quickly agreed to 300 when I insisted. There were from three to ten or so from 10:00 till about 3:00AM, including a few decent ones, at least by streetwalker standards. One even offered to smoke, something most there don't do. I didn't take however.
I ended up going to Soi Sow Fie Dang, which miraculously is still open. At the first house I visited the pimp was thrusting condoms at me - perhaps he knew me. I declined and moved on to another house where I had a familiar girl for 300. Service was OK. The interesting part was that when I left, the pimps warned 'police', and I was held at the secret entrance for several minutes. A tipsy Thai chap was following me out and he was held as well - in his case literally as two pimps firmly but gently grabbed him to prevent his egress. This was all rather fun but certainly a sign of police pressure.
I disagree with those who blame our postings here for this pressure, as I think every policeman in Udon Thani, and many from other places, know precisely where every brothel is in that town and who is behind them. My theory, for what it is worth, is that the pressure is coming from the Capital, and is part of the general loss of power of Northeastern and Northern elements since the coup.
Final note, for those who like to do their internet duties late at night, all the internet shops close by 12:00 or 1:00. Go to Top Mansion and you will find an internet room payable by coin operated machine that is available all night. Alas it is 30 baht per hour - the regular places are 15/hour. Top Mansion is probably also the best choice for accomodation but it is almost always full.
The day's budget:
Bus to Udon: 120
food 120
drinks 100
girl 300
motorbike rent 200
Hotel 340
Internet 50
Total 1,230
I went to the farang soi of bars and nursed an iced tea.
Cripes, almost let that slip past - farang soi of bars in Udon? Can you supply details. Are there girls dancing? Naked? How much is BF/ST/LT? Where is this soi?
I went on a drunken stagger there a while back, was entertained by a bunch of wealthy drunken thais, and somehow managed to find a girl - no idea where or how, but desire and money allows these things.
Thanks for any details you can provide,
Blunderer.
Old Thai Hand
01-21-07, 05:40
The day's budget:
Bus to Udon: 120
food 120
drinks 100
girl 300
motorbike rent 200
Hotel 340
Internet 50
Total 1,230
You're highly efficient fiscal restraint leads me to suggest that perhaps you could become an effective finance minister of some banana republic - say, this one, for example?
People,
Been to Si Saket and Buriram recently.
Sisa is much the same, but the girls fattened. Probably too little to do and too many of them have in between fuck jobs at the restaurant across the street from the RWS. Big **** Lady was there and she performed as usual.
Prices asked: B200-300
Prices paid: B300 (didn't go with the cheapos)
Buriram was awesome! Found two chicks at the RWS and they performed very well indeed sir! They were both slim and had a 1990s Dutch "gabber girl" hairstyle, if that means anything to you.
Some more girls were there from about 8pm, but they could not compete with the gabber girls.
Prices asked: B500
Prices paid: B200 and B300
The hotel across the 'parking lot' is B120 and they even wash the curtains!
Folks,
Situation as usual. No changes at all. Old mamasan/cleaning lady still there. Girls on the first floor still there. Girls whoring from London Hotel and walking the street in front of LH and PSB still there. Other SWs still there too - some work daytime, some only evening and then there's always the graveyard shift.
I chose just two different ones and was very pleased.
Prices asked: B200-300
Prices paid: B200-300
Cripes, almost let that slip past - farang soi of bars in Udon? Can you supply details. Are there girls dancing? Naked? How much is BF/ST/LT? Where is this soi?
Udon Thani is full of farang bars and restaurants, Blunderer. Utilizing the map: http://www.udonmap.com/images/new_map.gif you can see the soi of beer bars just opposite the Robinson (Charoensri) mall, and near the bus and train stations. On the map the soi is marked 'bars and restaurants' and begins with the marked 'Aussie Bar' and 'Fuzzy Ken's'. Bar fine is 300 baht, short time 500 and long time 1,000, but many girls try to ask for much more. There is no dancing or nudity in these bars, though some girls may grope or flash. Just outside this soi there is a new nightclub next to Mr. Tong's called Scorpions, which has girls dancing in somewhat scanty costumes, but no nudity.
To follow up last night's dismal evaluation of the Sois - I did return to Soi 2 this afternoon at about 2:00 PM not expecting to find anything, but I did find one house open. There was no outward sign other than an elderly mama and papa san outside, who waved to me as I passed. The girl I chose refused BJ and asked for a 500 tip for same! I bargained down to 300 - to be honest I figured she wouldn't do bareback sex and I would just leave. However I was able to talk her out of it by promising withdrawal, and so was into her for 300 extra - the grand total was 600. Service mediocre but adequate, no complaints about creampie.
I did leave my traveling bag in my motorcycle basket outside, thinking there is probably no safer place in any town than where the mafia are present. Of course, when I left it was fine. I also had about 10,000 baht in my pocket in the room, but nothing was taken when I was bathing (happily this girl's room had its own bath). It has always been my experience that the Udon brothels are scrupulously honest. As I left I asked the papasan and he said the police had closed all the other brothels on Soi 2. In the light of day it was easier to see that one had been partially knocked down - interesting to see the cross section of the building, but very, very sad.
NicFrenchy
01-22-07, 05:28
called a lady that i liked at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) and that gave me her number. she was free that evening and decided to invite her.
we meet up in front of the sofitel and damn! she looks stunning. she dressed up in nice black dress pants and a white long sleeves shirt. just a sight to behold. thank god i also dressed a little so i don't feel out of place. we went to an italian restaurant (forgot the name) and had a nice time there, she is quite talkative for a girl whose english is limited.
it makes me laugh how she orders food. she ordered like 4 dishes for us to share. pizza, spaghetti, salad, calamari. good time at the restaurant and then we decided to move to the hilton.
she paid for entrance fee (she insisted) and we settled ourselves at the bar. i don't really care for public love display but i couldn't keep my hands off of her. she was (to me) one of the greatest looking gal in the place and was turning a few heads. we were all over each other on the dance floor and after an hour, we couldn't hold it anymore and she asked to go back to the hotel.
i wanted to have one more drink but she begged me to go back and make love (no need to say more.).
we hit the hotel (i stay at the hyatt) and she looks surprised. she tells me that she could not imagine someone young like me stay in such an expensive hotel. anyways, we showered together and it took a lot of self control for me not to fuck her in the large shower area. scared me a little that she would have not objected a bareback screw.
we played a lot in the shower with the soaps and lotions. throwing soap and foam at each other, we looked like a couple of 13 year olds having fun.
bbbj was fantastic and i could not hold long, i exploded in her mouth after a few minutes. she went to wash herself and came back for more, i gave her a long pussy tongue action until she could not hold anymore and asked for me to enter her. sex was great! not many positions but she told me she prefer like this.
the whole experience was very gfe. she stayed in bed for several minuted before we hit the shower again.
she asked me if she could sleep with me and i agreed (of course). she looked as good naked as she did with her clothes!
now, this morning, when i got up, she was still asleep and i let her sleep. i went to shower but she soon joined me. she thanked me for the night and we cuddled for a few minuted in the shower.
she could have been my girlfriend, it felt exactly like a real gfe!
after the shower (bbbjcim was given) she dressed up and was ready to leave. i asked her if she had time for breakfast and she happily agreed. had american breakfast while she ate her rice soup.
i had stuff to do so i needed to get going. she kissed me goodbye and i handed her 2000. she looked surprised and gave them back saying she wanted to be with me and not about the money.
i smiled and handed her back the 2000 to buy herself a new outfit for our next date she seemed very pleased and kissed me, then asked me to call her again and took off.
editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
After leaving Udon I stopped for a few hours in Ban Pie, a smallish town but a major transport junction in Isaan. My mode of arrival was Express Train, which was definitely fast but very expensive and with the inferior (newer) type of third class car. These look like subway cars - so inferior that I moved up to second class and paid the extra, but even third class is pricey on the express. The third class from Udon to Ban Pie was 183 baht, and I was charged 103 baht more to move up to second, but I think that included a changing fee. I would suggest that everyone stick to the Tamada (ordinary) trains.
The Ban Pie train station was very quiet, with no taxis of any kind. I walked around town and found a few hotels, all in the 200-400 baht range, a night market, and a few street stalls, but mostly just lots of closed businesses at 9:00 PM. At the bus station, which is an easy walk from the train station, I found motorcycle taxis and tuktuks. They seemed very amused that I was interested in the 300 baht girls, and took me to a small soi that contained just two or three unattractive girls and some rough looking pimp or customer Thais. Nothing appealed so we went on, and the man claimed that there were normally more girls there.
The second taxi driver took me to a hotel that had one lone girl working just outside, sort of at the back entrance. She was about 19, dark, and fairly cute, though very shy, nervous, and overly polite. Her pimp told me the price would be 500 - farang price. I agreed and went upstairs, but not before being charged for a short time room. I had assumed it would be included, these pimps charged me 200 baht, which I believe was the overnight charge! More anti-foreigner behaviour no doubt. In the room there was no BJ, but bareback was had for a 200 baht tip. However the girl just lay there, so the service was inadequate to precipitate my ejaculation. particularly after my afternoon deposit in the Udon Thani brothel.
Back to the bus station and away after only two hours and 900 baht wasted.
RCA Knight
01-22-07, 12:17
I was in Udon Thani several weeks ago. I and my freind brought nice lady Laos from Vientiane for fun, so I did not really check out the lady houses this time.
But one of the nights I wandered into the areas and just being curious. The houses are almost all closed or consolidated. All houses locked from outside tightly guarded by some young gangsters, and seemed only let the familiar faces in. I later ran into an old Danish guy at the shopping that I know from the past who has a Thai wife and has been living in Udon for 10 years, so we went to a bar and chatted.
He said the problem is the military, they removed all the police heads from federal to all the way small district leutenant. The military looks like they have put their claws into all corners of the territories, and look like they are here to stay.
Anyways, he said there simply too much shifting of police personnels after the coup, seems like the junta is very insecure about themselves, wanted completely control all regional police affairs, wipe up all opponents, ruthlessly removing replacing shifting all the top heads, and by the time the houses "make friends" with the new guys, then suddenly they are gone again, came more new guys, so more new guys asked for more money, then they are afraid these new guys will be gone again soon. The junta is trying to put their most faithful poppets into every corner.
So the houses keep a very low key, only cater to regulars mostly, houses sent most girls back, and even that the police from other district or region would still cross boundary to harass them for more bribes, they raid so often now, almost weekly basis, by all different units from all different regions, he said there is no more systems right now, there is no one unit in charge, all the different police units will take in girls and customers, the house have to pay their way to get out the girls each time, and recently there had been foriegn customers taken in by police at the raid as well, and he heard each one had to pay 5000-20000 bribes to get out. So as the Thai political situation in the mud, it's effect strectched all the way to up country hooker houses as well, seems like all new units and new guys all want to exercise their claws and the former systematic police stucture is in shamble.
I would not recommend to venture into the lady houses at present even they let you in, they are simply to many raids and checks by all defferent units from defferent places, according to this old time expat, raids can be at any time of the day, and he heard many foriegners have been taken in with the ladies, the house can get the ladies out cheaply but as foregners got caught in the raids, you may have to negociate the amount that make them feel happy.
NicFrenchy
01-26-07, 04:03
events took place on january 1. i called (pussy me! 555) to wish her a happy new year and we chit chat a bit. she tells me she misses me and would like to see me again the same night. "what about your work? " and she replies "i not work tonight" ok, so we're on! we decide to meet in front of the hilton and i take her to the french restaurant "brasserie de paris" (the food there is just fantastic).
she was (yet again) dressed with a lot of taste and this time i was in my jeans: (so i felt a little under-dressed, she jumped at my neck and kissed me passionately. i felt like we were 2 lovers that did not see each other for months, she was very affectionate and the look in her eyes was pure regal.
we finally decided to get moving and walked the short distance to the restaurant. she ordered their crab apetizer and i had my usual steak.
dinner went perfectly well, she was very enthousiastic and looked like she was having as good a time as i. after dinner she suggested we go directly to the hotel because she had something for me. so without further questioning, i oblige to her and we get going.
weather was great and the tuk tuk ride to the hyatt was "refreshing" lol. we go to the room and she jumps on the bed. she asks me to get drinks from the minibar. ok, we get a couple beers and continue chit chatting a bit until we naturally fall into each other's arms frenchkissing. my hands are all over her curvaceous body and as i try to take off her top, she stiffens and stops me.
"cannot have sex tonight" she tells me. and she burst out laughing. she was teasing me and told me that the look on my face was priceless. (*****! i thought) but she then also said i needed to go to the bathroom for 2 minutes because she needed to prepare something.
i did, but the 2 minutes felt like 15 and my mind was trying to figure out (or guess) what it is she was up to.
she (finally) calls me in the room. as i exit the bathroom, the lights are turned off and she is lying on the bed. i can see her "silouhette" and she whispers "turn on the light a little bit" which i did.
there she was, on the bed in one of the most sensual pieces of lingerie i have ever seen. it looked so good on her. not a word was spoken, she could see in my eyes that i was loving what i was seeing and i could see in hers that she was feeling proud and beautiful. i couldn't help but caressing her breasts through the lingerie, it felt so soft. she whispered "i buy this for you. you tell me buy something nice", i was speechless and happy at the same time. we started kissing and exploring each other's bodies on the bed like a genuine boyfriend-girlfriend couple on a first or second date. after a while we hit the showers and made love until 3 am.
i watched her fall asleep and seeing how peaceful she was made me happy. i will spare you the details but all i can say is that the sex blew my mind! during that evening, it never even came to my mind that she was a "[CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900)" girl. it just felt natural, and rightly so since she is a lovely girl and does not have [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) written on her forehead.
next morning was a repeat from the last time, we had sex in the morning and i took her to breakfast at the hotel. she wanted to spend the day with me but i pretended i had some business appointments and we parted ways.
this time, i wasn't sure if she expected me to hand over some cash, or if i would hand over some cash i did not want her to be offended. so i asked her if she had any shopping plans and if i could contribute with a little gift? she smiled and kissed me and said that she was ok and no need for gifts, she want to see me again tonight and she take me to a thai restaurant and she invite me.
i actually called her with a lame excuse and went off to phuket for business so i won't see her for quite some time. i know it might be stupid of me and i felt there was something going, but i am in no need of involvement at this stage of my life, i like my "butterfly" status lol
;)
NicFrenchy
01-27-07, 05:26
ok, i walked into [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) 2 days ago and was greeted by 5 ladies wearing the same outfit as the bkk [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900). in all fairness, 3 of the 5 ladies were quite nice looking and young.
i ease past the crowded porch and walk in the place. quite small... but hey, the couches are comfortable. saw a pool table too in there.
lady approaches and after the "where you from, you holiday, what's your name?" she ask me if i have been to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) before : "i answer negatively". she tell me it is a blowjob bar and the bj is 700 thb, and that in pattaya you can also get only a handjob... but only in pattaya.
the place is empty... i order a drink and "up" we go. stroll through 2 locked doors and there is the usual [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) couch, pillow, curtains (same as in bkk).
lady was "older" i'd say 30-35 but her skills were good. took a little long for me but she did not complain one bit. took it all inside (deepthroat) and cim.
went to the toilet and got cleaned.
the whole experience was good.
gave her 1,100 for the whole thing (blowjob, tip, beer) and she looked happy with that. i don't know if i gave too much or not enough but she was happy so i guess it was fine.
i would definately go back, i can see why [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) will have customers in huahin, p4p scene is pretty tame.
NicFrenchy
01-27-07, 05:30
went back today and got a new girl (haven't seen her before). 1 hour oily and up we go to the private room.
all was pretty basic, little chit-chat, regular massage in the back and flip to the front. while massaging my abdomen, i made it clear i was horny (had a nice erection) but she did not acknowledge it at all. not even "accidentally" touching.
massage finishes and she massages my head and continues to chit-chat:
- how old are you? where your hotel? where you go after massage? (i figured she would not mind coming back to my house afterwards. but said nothing). she then grabbed my cock and asked: "massage? "
yes! yes! yes!
i said "ok" andshe asked how much? i said you tell me how much.
she said 1, 000 for hj and i burst out laughing. she begged me to keep my voice down. and said ok, 1, 000 for bj?
i agreed at the condition that she get completely naked. she agreed.
wow. is my feeling when i left the room!
she gave me a better bj than all 3 ladies i had at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900)!
really slow sucks, deep, with just the right amount of teeth and tongue teasing! didn't mind my hands roaming all over her sweet spots and surprise surprise, she let me come in her mouth. as she got her head up, she did not spit a thing so i looked at the towel and nothing! she showed me her throat implying she swallowed the whole load (damn! great way to get rid of the evidence lol).
needless to say that i will go back and only ask for her now
sorry but i won't tell her name because i didn't ask. she's not your typical looking masseuse. she has 2 unmistakable features that will make you recognise her out of 100 ladies.
Went shopping in Surin this morning and thought I would look for a bit of action. Daytime is limited to the railway station, and as usual there were just a couple of old hags there -fat and likely mid 50's. Did 2/3 sortees between 11am and 1pm, but there was nothing else. Finally at 1.20pm decided on a final look before returning home.
There was a young girl - aroi mak mak - talking to one of the old hags. The hag spotted me in the car and pointed to the young girl, and raised 5 fingers. I beckoned them over to the car.
It transpired they were a Mother and daughter team (not sure i believed it, but the young one assured me it was so). Mama wanted to come along to the bungalow too, and said she would masseage me whilst I was fucking her daughter!
I went with the flow and we checked into the bungalow. But once inside i told mother to get lost which she eventually did - quite a long walk back to the station.
Beautiful girl, 21, small tits, insisted on 500bt, but she offered 700bt for 2 fucks and 1000bt if they were bareback. I was hungry, and negotiated 2 bareback fucks for 700.
After a joint shower and some horseplay, we ended up on the bed, where I gave her lovely tits a good sucking, before going down on her fragrant pussy. Within 10 minutes she had a tumultous and very noisy explosive orgasm, following which she couldn't wait to get my cock inside her.
At the point of my ejaculating, my wife phoned on the mobile, but naturally I did not answer!
After round 1, she told me that nobody had ever given her oral sex before, and that it was fantastic. Round 2 was more quiet, but equally satisfactory.
After washing up, and coming to payment time, she only wanted 500bt, telling me that she did not want more as she had enjoyed our time together
so much.
I shall be back to Surin, but alas she is only occasionally working.
A bloody good punt!
Nic Frenchy ,
Where is Orchid?
It's a bit late as I am Just back from HH , have tryed a few mass places in front of the Hilton but no luck for extra's or HJ , only once last year there.
Last week I receive a HJ in a remote massage place, really bad, bring the story on it later.
JE
NicFrenchy
02-03-07, 19:33
where is orchid?continue past the hilton on the same road towards prachuap kiri khan... do not turn right towards the police station, continue straight... orchid is right next to the bookazine shop ;)
have tryed a few mass places in front of the hilton but no luck for extra's or hjmassage places in front of the hilton are straight massage places... big hit or miss. better go to the ones on soi selakam ;)
or even go to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) first, then go for a massage, then to the bars for a cute bargirl @ 1000 lt ;)
The opportunity presented itself to visit Yasothon for 'free' - that is, driving there with a Thai professional woman. I dreaded the thought of such an intimacy, but soldiered on for the sake of you mongers. After all there is no report that I know of about that town, and I felt it was unlikely that I would ever go there on my own.
I managed to sneak away for only a couple of hours in the late evening. How can you monogamists deal with such things? I found it irksome in the extreme. I had a hard time even finding a motorbike taxi, and wandered the desolate streets for a while accompanied only by the now familiar 'time keepers' banging their resonant metal disks. When I found a chap, however, he immediately understood my pronunciation of 'Sawg' and answered that Yasothon did have some, and that the price was 300 baht.
Off we went and on a quite residential street off the main highway came upon two brothels. These were both quite obvious, well lit, and out in the open; not hidden at all, a few hundred yards apart. I went to the larger of the two, where I found three girls roaming in the courtyard. One was old, one young, and one just right. I took the middle one, who was about 30-35, hoping that she would give it up properly, since she wasn't all that much to look at. Alas in the room she would not provide bareback no matter the price. I offered as much as 500 baht extra! Also blow job was not on the menu.
In the end I left in a huff and was about to re-mount my bike-taxi, when the older one said 'bai duai?' So I asked her if bareback was OK.. she said yes. Off we went to her room, 300 paid, and all the while the other harpy calling out over the wall the whole history of our previous encounter - 'mai chawp sai', blah blah blah. After a few minutes of bareback doggy style, the old woman unaccountable decided to insist on a condom for the missionary! I could not understand her thinking, and anyway changing her mind in the middle seemed unfair as well as pointless. Perhaps she thought she felt a buboe upon my dick.
In any case, she was unpersuadable, and I left in an even bigger huff. If I had been freeer I would have stopped at the other establishment and blown a few hundred more baht for the cause, but I had the weekend's ball and chain breathing down my neck back at the room. Awful! Some of the girls visible as we passed the other place did look slightly better.
There you have it mongers - Yasothon. Two brothels offering reasonable, standard Isaan prices, and slightly below average, apparently inflexible girls. Do not go.
I'm sorry, i just have to ask -- why would anyone go bareback with a hooker? bumholes one, do you have a death wish? i'd be scared going bareback with a non-hooker. it's just crazy. i mean, i'm as (or more) open-minded than anyone, but playing russian roulette isn't the best pastime, surely? what makes guys do that? it's extremely odd. and quite frankly, incredibly irresponsible to all parties involved.
Old Thai Hand
02-12-07, 11:49
o****
you've got another detractor, i see. i'm not going to join in, as i've long since said my piece and don't need to have another go at you. not necessary.
i just wanted to say, that although i may not agree with your actions, sometimes, i find these kind of reports somewhat interesting and amusing. at least, they're different from the usual, "i went to eden...blah, blah, blah..."
always, a bit of a cook's tour with you, and humorous...not just a wam bam boring re-run, like most.
SidTheSexist
02-12-07, 19:39
o****
always, a bit of a cook's tour with you, and humorous...not just a wam bam boring re-run, like most.i can certainly second that. very usefull info.
PosterLion
02-12-07, 23:06
why would anyone go bareback with a hooker?
One possible reason is instinct: an inborn tendency or impulse to behave in a certain way. Modern theory more or less presumes that human beings are without instinct because we possess something commonly referred to as rational thought or thought based on or in accordance with reason or logic. I question the validity of this theory because I think it has a faulty premise.
The fact that human beings have the ability to think rationally does not preclude us from the possession of instinct. The ability to think rationally does not infer that all thoughts are rational. Indeed, Krum Lov’s reply to Opebo implies that some human behavior could be irrational. And if that is the case, maybe the modern theory of humanity should be restated as follows: Human being > an organism possessing the ability to over rule impulsive inborn tendencies with the use of rational thought.
It may well be a good thing that the possession of an ability does not ensure the ability will be realized. Let’s examine the case of Krum Lov’s reply to Opebo as an example. Krum Lov states that Opebo’s desire for riding bareback is a death wish. But what do we find if we examine his statement and try to discern its premise and whether it is a valid one.
The premise would be true if Opebo actually desires death by contracting a terminal disease from unprotected intercourse. I doubt Opebo has that desire, but even if he did, his death wish may in fact be an extension of life. What if Opebo’s fatal act caused his little “fuck object” to conceive and deliver a child? It would mean that Opebo’s wish for death resulted in new life. Ans this new life might as well be called an extension of life because Opebo’s baby would probably still be alive if Opebo were to later die from natural causes.
I would not state that Opebo’s action/desire is a death wish. I would call it “life’s instinct.” While the desire to live may appear to be a rational choice, I think the above example illustrates that life (and not humanity) possesses the highest form of rationality because it can over ride an apparently irrational death wish with the production of new life. It is my opinion that life prefers to remain alive and has no preference (rational or irrational) in how its goal is obtained.
Poster . . .
P.S. and O's info is definately useful (as opposed to mine) death wish or not! :)
One of our brothers has been murdered (http://www.nationmultimedia.com/2007/02/16/national/national_30027022.php) by the Forces of social control. In spite of this climate of police brutality that is now pervasive in Thailand, and particularly in places like Udon, I ventured here again. I suppose I am like a war-reporter - drawn to the worst injustices.
Upon arrival I was persuaded by my 'mates' to spend a good deal of time in Soi Farang. This led, alas for my budget, to barfining a very good looking slender but busty 21 year old who insisted on 1,000 baht short time. I told her I didn't like condoms so she would have to suck dick for an hour or so. She stuck out her tongue, revealing a peircing, and implying she was game. My strategy was to have her fellate for such a long time that she got tired and aquiesed to bareback. Unsurprisingly, her blow job turned out to be mediocre, but to her credit she soldiered on for a long, long time without complaining. Finally I asked if she would hop on, but she was very reluctant. After another ten minutes I proposed a 500 baht tip, and she, exhausted, agreed. Creampie was acheived some time later, with the aid of the mongers friend K-Y.
After this I was still unsatisfied and moved on to Soi two, which looked completely closed. I asked a tuk tuk that was passing in the soi if anything were open, and he pointed to a man dressed in dark clothes siting on a motorbike nearby. I had completely missed him! He had an old lady take me into the ruins of one of the formerly lively brothels; she already had one Thai customer in tow.
We entered completely in the dark - had I not been familiar with the layout of the place I probably would have injured myself. We viewed the girls by the lights of our mobile phones. Ah to what have we been reduced! I really didn't want any, as I didn't see any of my regulars, but the old lady encouraged me to take the smallest one. She then demanded 500 baht - and as far as I could tell the same from the Thai when he chose. Yes, apparently prices have gone up as no doubt the onslaught has greatly reduced revenues and increased costs.
Once in the garishly flourescent-lit room I was disturbed to find that my girl, who appeared merely petite in the hall, was a homunculous. A cute, well-made-up homunculous, but a homunculous none the less. I made some feeble attempts, which were aided by her complete willingness to go bareback, but I could not. Perhaps if she would have provided blow job I would have added homunculous to my list of prodded beings, but she did not, so I did not. I broke it to her gently, but left without planting my seed. I even became momentarily frightened in the strange, slightly smelly little room, at the end of the utterly dark hall - my mind lurched between the very real dangers of police capture spoken of at length by my friends (who warned me "do not go!"), and more fantastic fears prompted by intimacy with the Other.
Out in the hall, I found to my relief that a small light had been turned on, and there was a pleasant looking Thai man chatting with a cute girl. Since we had to wait to be let out, he engaged me in conversation in a mix of broken English and my rudimentary Thai, recommending the girl highly. I told him my girl had been 'too small', and he boasted that his gave good head and 'had a big pussy'. I told him that was just what we farang needed, and took the girl, who had bright red dyed hair and a punk belt. I like that sort of thing.
What a relief - this girl provided a very good somewhat enthusiastic BBBJ, and apparently impassioned bareback intercourse. She was bouncing atop me while leaning over to nibble my nipples! She was of normal proportions and the prime age of 19 - no homunculous here. I pounded her to the point, I fear, of rawness. Finally, a well deserved creampie was enjoyed by all. I was let out very carefully by the old woman, with lots of scouting for police before hand. I had hoped to go on to Soi Sow Fie Dang - I had heard variously that it was closed, and that it was still open and still charging 300 baht - but I fear I'm done in for the night.
There you have it mongers - Udon Thani has been reduced to a climate of fear. We hide in halls in the pitch darkness trusting our fellow men. We are, alas, being driven to paying higher prices. But, one has to admit, we are still getting laid. After all, one assumes these brutal, German-slaughtering police are smart enough to know that if they completely close the secret sex industry, they will get absolutely nothing. Just as, presumabely, they are aware that the slaughter too many farangs will kill that golden-egg laying goose as well. The other bribe and shakedown paying bar owners would, presumably, run away home if many more of their brethren were jailed fatally. And then were would the gang of theives be?
Budget for the day:
bus from Khon Kaen: 76 baht
Girls 2,800
Food 200
Drinks 300
bike rental 200
hotel 320
misc. 200
Grand total 4,096 baht
One of our brothers has been murdered (http://www.nationmultimedia.com/2007/02/16/national/national_30027022.php) by the Forces of social control. In spite of this climate of police brutality that is now pervasive in Thailand, and particularly in places like Udon,
If he was playing with a 12 year old he got off more lightly than he deserved. He deserved to be hung up by the balls first. No sympathy from me.
Ozirob
Old Thai Hand
02-18-07, 03:00
o****
while i enjoyed your story, i can't help wonder at your motive in lamenting the death of the german ****. good riddance to bad rubbish, i say. it reminds me of the other story about a year or so ago of another german who was roaming around udon trying to infect young things with hiv. there's simply no room in the world for these kind of people.
if in fact the police killed the ****, this is of course, morally wrong. but, i don't think there are many who would share your level of moral outrage at this "crime". most, like ozirob and i would say he got what he deserved from whoever meted out that "justice".
Phantomtiger2
02-20-07, 20:06
o****
while i enjoyed your story, i can't help wonder at your motive in lamenting the death of the german ****. good riddance to bad rubbish, i say. it reminds me of the other story about a year or so ago of another german who was roaming around udon trying to infect young things with hiv. there's simply no room in the world for these kind of people.
if in fact the police killed the ****, this is of course, morally wrong. but, i don't think there are many who would share your level of moral outrage at this "crime". most, like ozirob and i would say he got what he deserved from whoever meted out that "justice".
i'm also the type that always believe if the crime is serious enough then the punishment should also be serious in return. unlike the justice system in the west, where if you hired a good enough fancy expensive lawyers then there is reasonable chance of getting off scott free despite your guilt,(ex: oj simpson) but here i also believe he got what he deserve (and cheap too--didnt have to waste millions on court time/costs).
i often may not agree with the justice system there, but at least they got it right this time.--imo
pt
has anyone ever heard that witticism from girls in bars in pattaya? where are you from? america. ameri-kalasin! or 'me too - ameri-kalasin!' yuk yuk.
well i've had many decent service providers in the center of the universe who came from kalasin. now i have visited the place. alas, i had not much luck there.
i can recommend the phi-bhun ([CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134)-boon) motel near the bus station. big fan room with hot water 200 baht. like many towns lacking a train station there is a lack of a clearly defined center to kalasin, but the little nightlife seemed centered around the train station. there is a disco called hi-class, and several higher end looking kareokes here, plus one regular massage place.
i asked just about every tuktuk driver around the station for song suphanee, or pu-sow in general, but none would take me to them, and all claimed there were none. it it is hard to believe that if a place like yasothon has brothels, a place like kalasin would not. one suspects in some places a conspiracy of silence. also i seem to have better luck with motorbike taxis than tuktuks.. but there were only the latter in kalasin.
these drivers as well as my hotel desk all offered ladies by telephone to visit my room for 1,000 baht short time. obviously i refused. i left kalasin by bus without having deposited any seed there - a sad defeat.
Wending my way back from Kalasin, I stopped off in the pleasant but spread out town of Maha Sarakham. This is a university town, so a bit pricey, with no hotels that I have been able to find under 400 baht. The Taxila is about 900 baht, but it has several lesser wings or branches behind it that are 400-600. The Vasu Hotel was also in this range, and right next to the town disco.
Happily I have discovered a motorbike shop that will rent an old bike for 250/day - a Honda dealership across from the Taxila Hotel and a bit down towards the downtown. Of course there are many Honda dealerships but this one is run by a very tall young Chinese Thai who speaks perfect English.
Around 11:00PM I checked out the four small brothels in the dark soi between Taxila and the main department store. Three of them had been moved to different shacks within the soi since my last visit, but had mostly the same staff. One of the old shacks lay in ruins - perhaps more police activity a la Udon? Hard to imagine as this soi has not more than 15-20 girls working - probably not worth the attentions of the forces of social control. The sois in Udon once had hundreds.
I asked for a woman of around 30 with whom I had a very good time some months before, but she was 'mai sabai' - by which they explained they meant on her period, thus visiting home. Instead I took a fairly cute dark girl in her early twenties. Service was mediocre, but I had expected terrible so I was pleased. She did a little bbbj, and bbfs was allowed. 500 baht. Most of the other girls in these houses were of a reasonable age but not attractive.
The next night I visited the two 'old lady houses' I mentioned in my last report, which operate rather openly in what look like old rooming houses. They had the same staff, uniformly unattractive and all over 40, except for one new old lady. She was also unattractive, but at least seemed as though she had once been so, and was still thin. Admittedly she was missing a few teeth and seemed a little herpetic, but friendly. Easily doable in a darkened room. We agreed to 300 baht for bbfs, and she even did a quite reasonable bbbj!
While doing her doggy style I noticed her ass seemed quite blown out. Perhaps she had not so long ago worked down south in the land of the farang ass-men. She agreed to anal for 200 more, and we tried, with the aid of K-Y, for a good fifteen minutes. Alas it just didn't really work to my satisfaction - just sort of in there and wiggling around but no real in and out. Finished with a vaginal creampie after a very long, deep, rough missionary bang. The nice thing about these oldsters is they always seem to genuinely enjoy the sex, and in particulary the farang-size phallus.
Keep in mind, itinerant mongers, that Isaan has transitioned very suddenly from winter - amazingly cool - to summer, which is miserably hot. Basically this means that if you can rent a motorbike in a town, you will still have a good time (instant air conditioning), but if you cannot, you will be miserable tramping around. I find, looking back over my reports, that I generally have a good or bad time based on two things - 1) would the taxi drivers reveal to me the location of the song suphanee (brothels), and 2) was I able to rent a motorbike/weather was cool.
Expenditures 2 days:
Bus from Kalasin: Free (hitched a ride next to driver on BKK bound VIP)
Food 400
girls 1,000 (+160 short time motel)
motorbike 500
Hotel 800
Misc. 400
Bus to Khon Kaen 50
Total 3,310
Good friend who speaks fluent Thai is going there for a wedding. I am largely done with LOS (Udon Thani was one of the few places I had any interest in returning to, and now that seems dubious), although must spend a couple nights around BKK coming and going on the way to the PI (I am a slave to Star Alliance).
I used the search feature for Ubon posts but it merely gives you a list of threads, not posts (WORTHLESS!).
Shame about Udon Thani; was normal in December. I used the Top Mansion coin operated internet roomand my friend was lodging there and I agree it looks like great value (I stayed at Grand Charonesi).
Keep up the great work sir, you contribute more useful info to Thailand folders than the entire coterie of self appointed "experts" combined (they may have useful info but they rarely share it except where motivated by pecuniary gain).
Member #2041
02-25-07, 22:03
Keep up the great work sir, you contribute more useful info to Thailand folders than the entire coterie of self appointed "experts" combined
Well, sure, if you like reading about someone bragging about doing bbfs for 300 baht with an old bag with herpes, and learning where you can do the same. Shit, you might as well hit chicken farms in the rural villages of Cambodia for these activities, where the prices are even cheaper, the *****s are younger (MUCH younger) and more desperate, and the infections more lethal.
....She was also unattractive, but at least seemed as though she had once been so, and was still thin. Admittedly she was missing a few teeth and seemed a little herpetic, but friendly. Easily doable in a darkened room. We agreed to 300 baht for bbfs....
Terry Terrier
02-25-07, 23:56
I used the search feature for Ubon posts but it merely gives you a list of threads, not posts (WORTHLESS!).
That's because you left the search on it's default 'Show results as Threads'. Try changing this to 'Show results as Reports'.
Surfer I did a report on Ubon Ratchathani some months ago:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=521829&highlight=ubon#post521829
Alas I didn't find much to my liking there. Please ask your friend to try to find the little brothels while he is there. I found only a couple of cheap Kareokes, and one or two higher end places. Also Sisaket is a fun 45 minute train journey away.
As for your own loss of interest in Thailand, I can't say I blame you. It is a pale shadow of its former self, but then again isn't every mongering venue in this sad world? The Forces of Social Control are very much on the ascendant, brother, though I suspect you may have a more positive outlook than I. Will report if I see any improvement in Udon Thani - not holding my breath though.
surfer i did a report on ubon ratchathani some months ago:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=521829&highlight=ubon#post521829
alas i didn't find much to my liking there. please ask your friend to try to find the little brothels while he is there. i found only a couple of cheap kareokes, and one or two higher end places. also sisaket is a fun 45 minute train journey away.
as for your own loss of interest in thailand, i can't say i blame you. it is a pale shadow of its former self, but then again isn't every mongering venue in this sad world? the forces of social control are very much on the ascendant, brother, though i suspect you may have a more positive outlook than i. will report if i see any improvement in udon thani - not holding my breath though.o****,
i need your help. imight be going to si sakat and i was wondering if there is any hotel there? looking ard 500-1000 a night standard.
please help.
o****,
i need your help. imight be going to si sakat and i was wondering if there is any hotel there? looking ard 500-1000 a night standard.
please help.
i am always happy to help a brother, but, aumshow, you could at least do me the courtesy of addressing me by my moniker. it is opebo, not 'o****'. i might also direct you to search the forum, or to send a private message.
but i cannot resist. here goes - of course there is a hotel in sisaket. there are i think perhaps 5 or 6 at least. the town is not so very small.
however, i do not know of any as expensive as 500-1,000 baht per night. no, the most expensive hotel i have used in that wonderfully cheap town was the prompiman hotel, an excellent, respectable place with air and hot water for 220-240 baht per night. huge rooms, an elevator, and a disco off the lobby, too.
what the devil brings you to sisaket?
I figured you had posted a report of your findings, as you ALWAYS do.
As to the decline of LOS as a mongering venue, I have been particularly negative since my December trip, but the height of high season is not a good yardstick I must confess (my September trip was MUCH more enjoyable). And I must confess that IMHO it still has many advantages over the competition for the sex tourist. For the romantic serial fornicator, such as myself, the marked decline in the GFE quotient makes other neighboring pastures appear greener.
I thought Udon had great potential (for LOS!) for GFE, but the commercial sex scene has taken a major hit thus vitiating the prevalence of blueball relief (while waiting for the appropriate interval before asking the tilac for sanuk).
Speaking of the malevolent Forces of Social Control, the odd thing is that the new military government is seriously squeezing the sanuk out of Udon. Yes Thaksin's jack booted thugs conducted a few raids, but once the bribes were paid business as usual returned within days. Apparently this time the closures may be less shortlived, despite the ousster of the Tai Rak Tai Falwell style religious conservative hypocrites.
There are other places not far away that I have come to prefer. Because I prefer they stay as is, I will not post about them here.
Member 2041:
While you can take issue with Obepo's methods as risky, and his prose as prickly, it is UNASSAILABLE FACT that he has contributed more details on the backwaters of the kingdom (info on BKK and Pattaya is MUCH more common, yet much less useful IMHO) than all other members COMBINED.
Thanks to TT for explaining how to use the search feature. So obvious I never noticed it.
i am always happy to help a brother, but, aumshow, you could at least do me the courtesy of addressing me by my moniker. it is opebo, not 'o****'. i might also direct you to search the forum, or to send a private message.
but i cannot resist. here goes - of course there is a hotel in sisaket. there are i think perhaps 5 or 6 at least. the town is not so very small.
however, i do not know of any as expensive as 500-1,000 baht per night. no, the most expensive hotel i have used in that wonderfully cheap town was the prompiman hotel, an excellent, respectable place with air and hot water for 220-240 baht per night. huge rooms, an elevator, and a disco off the lobby, too.
what the devil brings you to sisaket?thanks for the help. sorry abt the typo name, noted its opebo! appriciate all the help given.
as for making the trip to si sakat, its to visit a fren (guy) who has invited me up to his village. but i just fancy i couldn't stay in the village without proper facilities.
Hey Opebo,
Thanks for the report on Kalasin, despite it being "not so hot" news. I'll be there in a week or so, finally meeting the girlfriends parents. That being said, it's obviously not going to be a mongering trip, hoping for fun just the same.
FD
Hi !
Does anybody know if there is some "action" to find in Krabi Town ?
massageplaces (for sex) freelancers etc.
thanks
BL
Major Marvy
03-07-07, 02:31
I just got back from Ko Samet, and found some unexpected p4p action there. Ko Samet is a beautiful little island only 3 hours from Bangkok.
There is quite a good scene here for picking up drunk european backpackers. There's also a TEFL school in the gateway mainland town (Ban Phe) and students come to let off steam on the weekends.
The beach bars hand out flyers as you sunbathe during the day about 5 dollar happy hour buckets of hangover cocktails with headlines like "let's get fucken wasted." They actually serve these concoctions in plastic toy beach pails with a half-dozen straws hanging over the sides. So the girls are "fucken wasted," to be sure. there are plenty of young bucks here to keep them company too, but in my experience the girls always significantly outnumber the guys :)
The beach discos go on until 2 a.m. and serve drinks longer if there is customer demand, and there are some single thai ladies lurking about at the peripheries of these places, especially on weekends. They're definitely available p4p, but I didn't look into this option, because you don't really want those backpacker chicks pointing and whispering at you at breakfast the next morning, and at the disco again the next evening--or do you? Maybe not a bad idea, after all--girls love bad boys.
You'll also see mongers bringing Bangkok girls for a few days of play. "Bring a pillow" is the advice someone posted here years ago.
After unsuccessfully pursuing some crabby scandinavian charter-airline flight attendants at the beach disco, I found myself horny and frustrated, and without any viable targets as 11 p.m. loomed ahead. I remembered a massage sign hanging in the little Thai village at the docks before you go through before the park entrance. So I walked back through the park gates (you don't have to pay again) into the little town and Lo, Behold, three little open air roadside bars within a few blocks--with young thai women sitting alone on chairs! They were waving at me! Haalooo!
I forgot about the massage place, sat down and ordered a beer. There were four women at this bar, two were preoccupied with another farang sitting there, and two others sat down with me. I wondered if I shouldn't, because the women were dressed normally & casually in jeans. But . . . I said the magic words "abracadabra," no-- the magic words were "20 dollars short time?"
She led me to a room just behind the bar, undressed me, and gave me a towel, pointed me to the shower room. There were, I think, three such rooms in the corridor. This little chick was around 20-22 years old, and quite do-able. So I did her--quickly and kinda roughly. She was a bit noisy, and the bed was banging against the wall. About that time, I noticed that the room was partitioned directly behind the bar, and that there was a gap of several inches between the top of the wall and the ceiling. So, your goings-on may be heard by anyone in the bar if you go to the first room in the corridor!
The other girls were smiling at us when we emerged. The farang was gone. Maybe he had already finished and was relaxing afterward. I followed that idea, ordered another beer out front, relaxed, and gave my girl a us $20 bill. She didn't comment about the foreign currency. I didn't ask if she accepted travellers checques.
Anyhow, I went back a few times, and the experience was similar in each place--but one girl took me back to HER apartment. I bought beer at the conveni on the way, and a SPY for her--off we went, but she shooed me out quickly afterwards--her boyfriend works at one of the beach discos!!
Only drawbacks: no variety, limited selection, some quite pretty young things, but no BKK stunners!
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Saint Jack
03-07-07, 05:13
Up in this Northernmost province of Thailand with quite some tourists, unbelievable that there is only one MP in town.
The name is called Orchid and located within compund of Wiang Inn Hotel on its back. This hotel is only 5 minutes walk from Night Bazaar or the bus terminal so conveniently located in town.
Standard question to the papasan asking how much for service for which there are 2 prices; 1,200 B for those in fish bowl - more experienced, more meaty and many of them capable of doing real massages; and 1,600 B for what they call Sideline or temporary workers whom are younger and slender. Credit card is accepted here without question.
There were about 15 girls in fishbowl in total with a few acceptable apperance plus 3 sitting outside whom has higher price tag. I decided to take one of those outside with long hair, cute face and good body shape though a bit short. She's 20 and only come to work over weekends to self finance her study in a local college. I suppose my spending will contribite to fund part of her tuition and thought that we both get what we want; she got to get her degree while I get myself relieved; what a win win situation.
The service level is so-so as for a limited experience young girl but her good look compensate for part of it as it's good food for your eyes in itself. What turned me off was her mentioning that other customers today were stingy and no tip (hinting for me to tip) for which I pretended not hearing that.
For those seeking better service quality, I think ladies in fishbowl should make better choice. But if you want something with lesser mileage and looks good; go for the sideliners.
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Member #3173
03-10-07, 12:08
It is a pretty quiet place for that.At least 2 MPs near Krabi hotel.Some are
pretty and can come to your room only after hours.Cheers.
Dateline Maha Sarakham:
Returning once more in hopes of finding the one old favorite I had missed on my last visit, I was disappointed yet again. It seems this girl - like many of the better ones - spends about half her time on holiday. The other two fairly attractive girls on the soi were not amenable to bareback, and I didn't feel like taking a fat one or a 'Tom', so I was bereft.
I resolved to test the theory that there might be 'college girls' on call in this town - after all it is a college town, made up almost entirely of college students. On one hand this is tempting to the eye, but on the other highly disheartening, since these cuties look at the wandering farang the same way they would the elephant turds in the street.
I asked at one of the kareokes on the road which according to this map (http://www.tourismmart.net/storefront/maximages/P1PicNo1466.GIF) leads out of town to the north towards 'Ban Thaprakai'. The ladyboy in charge there directed me to a bar on Thanon Si Sowat Damnoen, half way between the first and second 7-11s on the way out of downtown. I think the name was Rung Duang or something like that, and it is the only bar on the right there.
Here the owner was a mamasan type, who said, yes she could procure. I asked, since I knew the price would be outrageous, for a cute, thin 18-20 year old. After a dull 30 minute wait sipping an unwanted 'Chang-Lite' (I do hate a bar-pub), a cute, thin 20 year old did arrive. She took one look at the farang and gave an obvious start of fear. They simply don't like us, fellows, and it takes some experience for them to tolerate sex or any other interaction with the despised barbarian animal.
The mama did talk her into it though, and off we went after I payed 1,000 baht to the mama. The full price was 1,500, but I hadn't it on me, and promised to pay the tartlet later. After an ATM stop we repaired to a short-time hotel (160 baht, mirrored walls). I gave up the 500 baht, and took a shower, but the girl got a look at my penis and became quite comically terrified - so much so that she apologized profusely and immediately produced 1,500 in small bills in repayment! The really impressive thing was this - part of this was her own money, as the mama had the thousand note. One wonders if she would get it all back from mama, but apparently the thought of being ripped asunder was dreadful enough to make her unafraid of any financial setbacks. Modesty doesn not allow one to specify what it was about the package Opebo which terrified her, but no, it was not a buboe.
After she departed, I had no choice but to go to the old lady houses in the downtown. There the anal biddy about whom I previously reported waved and yelled at me a bit too crassly, so I drove on to the other house. There I took a flabby old chinese looking broad I had had nearly a year before (the lineup had hardly changed), and had mediocre BBBJ and BBFS for 500 - yes she won't give BJ for the standard 300!
I apologize, fellow mongers, for the boastfulness implied in this report. I merely share the story to let others know that in college towns in Isaan, it is possible to obtain the 'university girls' if one is prepared to pay a very high price and as long as one is minutely endowed.
your travel tales are the main reason I even read the Thailand threads.
St. Jack: I was hugely disappointed in the mongering scene in Chiang Rai too, although it was my favorite city in all of Thailand (cool climate, orchids everywhere, none of the chain smoking tattoed crowd so prevalent in points South). Entertainment district was NOT falang friendly at all (I was ignored basically).
Old Thai Hand
03-13-07, 03:48
o****
good tale.
however, i would really like to dispell this myth that farang are somehow hung like horses, when compared to thai men and that this would be the reason your tiny 20 y.o. baulked at sex with you. for the record, many thai men are quite well-endowed according to many thai women who i have asked over the years. if you've ever watched a thai porno movie, the men in those are huge.
i would suggest it may be something else that revolts them, if nothing more than the look of a farang willy compared to a thai one. while i have never been refused, i have encountered hesitation on occasion, mostly from ignorant upcountry girls (university education has nothing to do with it), which i think has more to do with the prospect of sex with a farang barbarian than anything else. we have a reputation, compared to thai men of being rough and liking to fuck a long time and in many positions (i.e. normal sex), which is completely alien to thai women who have only had thai men. my gf actually told me last night that thai men are pretty lame in bed, only like to fuck once a day, at most and generally finish very quickly...and that's young thai men! i've heard this same story so many times from thai women, i know it to be true. one can only imagine how this lack of performance early on in life diminishes over time.
in the wilds of isaan, with a girl who is at best, a part-timer with limited experience, and only with thai men, who rap up pretty quickly for the money provided, the prospect of fucking you and what that would involve, simply was more than 1500 was worth.
i have always suspected that this is one of the reasons that farang are always charged more than thai men at thai-oriented places. we just take too long and put too much wear and tear on their little bodies.
btw, this is why many thai women really like japanese men. they're as lame and undemanding in bed as thai men, but are hung like ants and pay even more than farang.
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good tale.
however, i would really like to dispell this myth that farang are somehow hung like horses, when compared to thai men and that this would be the reason your tiny 20 y.o. baulked at sex with you.
maybe opebo is hung like a horse. some farangs are, sadly i'm not!
I ran into an old ISG friend last week, in BKK. Purely by accident, we had not seen each other in ab out 3 years. He was in town with his TGF, and was on his way up north. I jsut received this email from him. It might be worth having a look.
"Hey *******,
This is my first hook up to the net since leaving.
We're in Kalasin. Pretty slow, but there is one bar (attached to my hotel no less) that has girls on stage dancing in skimpy outfits ! I was ready to not even bother, but when one of our drivers suggested that it was not a place for Noi, I knew I had to look. The shocker was that the girls were stunning ! I kid you not. There were 3 customers and 12 girls on stage. The ugliest of which was maybe a 6 and the were at least 4 "9"s" (my highest score without actually talking to a girl). One took my breath away, truely an awesome creature. I did not check on the vital arrangement figures or procedures since I couldn't indulge and didn't want ********* to walk in and see me "chating up" some babe.
In a nutshell, I'd say that it would be worth a night or two, if you were up in this area anyway. Certainly Kalasin is not worth a trip in itself.
I will be reporting my findings on the ISG, but not until I return home in early April.
Take care bud. It was a "hoot" bumping into you.
CYA,
**************
PS: Started a diet yesterday. First time ever on vacation."
There you have it folks. Anyone heard of this sleepy little village?
Member #3173
03-13-07, 12:11
Where is Kalasin?
Every monger should know Haadyai, Bangkok, Chiengmai,Pattaya,Phuket
and even Danok.But Kalasin? Maybe if it is a new place visitors should
highlight it for the benefit of others.
3173, all I know is it is in Isaan.
Kalasin is east of Khon Kaen about an hour's drive. I spent a few days at the hotel mentioned by 1Ball's friend. Very nice hotel, reasonably priced, excellent facilities. I went to Kalasin to meet the family of a girl I had met online. Since my girl stayed with me at the hotel, I didn't have much free time to check out the "night club" mentioned, but I suspected it was a girlie bar, because I went downstairs to the "basement" level for a foot massage and the gal who did the massaging asked me if I wanted more.......then moved her fist up and down to indicate she meant a masturbation session. So, I figured that whole downstairs area was a men's play area. All that aside, if you want to see one of the most beautiful wats in Thailand, visit the one in Roi Et Province, right next door to Kalasin. A Queen's project, the wat is only 20 years old and still under construction. I agree that Kalasin is not worth a special trip, but if you are in the area, and need a hotel, there really is only one decent hotel in town.
Every March the teachers from my school go on a trip somewhere in Thailand. Last year it was the north through to Ventiane, this year it's Ubon. I went on this trip with mixed anticipation, last year I went with the rear end of a serious dose of Gastro so I wasn't up to much. I drank little, despite there being all the beer I could drink available on the bus, & I slept a lot, I never got the chance to monger at all.
The good side is the senior teachers are all great fun & sleazy as heck, although I've never actually seen any of them do anything, I think because there's a lot of very straight teachers on the trip & word would get back.
We left BKK at 6.00am, had a brief 30 min stop an hour later for brekkie which turned into 2 hours as the bus had door problems. Thai's love stopping in many places when they are on a road trip so despite the fact we had a very modern, fast bus it took us too 7pm to make Ubon, also the roads are quite slow in places, often 1 lane & plenty of slow vehicles to pass.
We stopped in Sisaket at Wat Laan Quad which means the temple of a million bottles, I kid you not, every building, from the toilets to the gates, to the temple buildings were covered in bottles cemented in, truly an amazing sight & very unexpected. Most bottles were those M-150 bottles but there were many others too.
That evening I finally managed to ditch the clingy Director & his cronies & went exploring. I wandered down a side road & found 3 karoake bars, had an 80 baht Singha & a semi-horrid late 30 ish thing hanging off me, very annoying girl, offered herself forcefully for 500B which I eagerly declined.
I hadn't done any research b4 coming here so it was just gonna be a walk & explore jaunt, I only ask Tuk-Tuk drivers as a last resort.
About 10.30 I headed back to my hotel, the Grand Nevada, the old building not the flash new building, dunno what it cost, the school would of got it pretty cheap, they were advertising 650B for a single, v pricey for very ordinary air rooms. It seems they're letting it run down, I had to change the room I got as the air con was extremely noisy.
As I walked in the drive I said hello to a Farang hanging around there, he turned out to be living in town & was quite happy to show me all the best mongering spots.
He took me to a fishbowl first off, very ordinary selection, 500 baht for an hour, I felt v comfy there but we went after 1 drink. Next to there was a nightclub, it might of been called Finese, at least I think it started with F. We would of gone in but Girly Berry was playing, so we thought the crowd might of been less sleazy than I like so we went to a girly bar called Coco, upstairs there's a club called PP Palace, which is closed on a Thursday night, you can only see the PP Palace sign from the st.
Coco's had girls dancing on a stage around poles, maybe 10 girls & a few Thai customers. The show included topless dancing with candles, ala traditional thai dance, mildly entertaining. I waved over a very sweet, tiny 19 yr old, my true weakness, I love skinny girls, & she was very eager. Fee 1600B including 600B bar fine. I paid it but then she told me she couldn't go to the nightclub we were going to next as she's 19, so I got my money back & we left. My new friend was semi-interested in a nicely curvy darkish girl but he decided not to.
So onto The Rock, next to the Nevada Grand hotel. Huge place, no covercharge, like a beer barn with a large stage & a good show, with attractive hip-hop dancers, (only 1 katoey, thank goodness) & male break dancers. The band played quite heavy tracks & a wide variety of songs were played, one of the best shows I've seen in Thailand.
The table we stopped at had a bevy of hot girls around it & soon one was into me. Noi was about 30, dark blondeish hair, curvy, decent size breasts & an eager nature, also lots of nice tatts. She had 3 sisters with her, so my friend pursued the youngest, him being late 20's, me early 40's, gourgeous little thing, though not so sleazy. He didn't end up going with her but he lives there & will pursue her more.
By 1am I must of consumed about 12 large Singha's over the course of the day & I was pretty rotten but still in control of most of myself, however when it came to bill time, Noi offered me the bill of 2600B for her & her 6 siblings & an uncle. I declined but I gave her 500B towards it. Then we went for food which somehow I ended up paying for, 650B..
Anyway time for sex, I was horny as hell & she seemed pretty eager too, so back to my room at 3.30am. She was a serious biter, the biatch gave me a hickey which I didn't notice (it's making life difficult now I'm back in BKK). Her BJ skills were rough, painful at times, with & without condom. her breasts were a good handful with large, ice-cream cone nipples, very delicious. She was very wet so I plunged on in for great sex, including some very rough grinding with her on top. However I was still very drunk & very tired so I didn't pop & she was in a similar way. I woke 30 mins later with the condom still on & a decent erection so I popped on in for a while & still didn't finish.
The alarm went off at 5.30 so I climbed aboard again bb this time & got to business, she was a bit sore by now, so I put on a condom & finally came. We went downstairs at 6.30, the lift doors opened & there in the dining room lobby was about 20 teachers from my school, looking at us, still drunk & her in her slutty dress, dishevelled as heck. Needless to say I was the talk of the bus all day, the male teachers were most impressed & congratulated me with many drinks. I think the opinion the male teachers have of me has gone up a few notches now, the females probably the opposite.
Went back to The Rock that night, met up with Noi again & some of her siblings. I drank an even more ridiculous amount of beer that day & night. Also there were the young teachers from my school so I hung with them a lot & made a very cute female friend who actually bought me a bottle of whisky later on, but I hanging with Noi by then so I missed out on this young hottie, much to my chagrin. Things were going well with Noi until she asked me to pay for the beer, I said ok & then she gave me the bill for 960B. No way was I gonna pay for everyones drinks so I offered 300B, quite generous I think, & she stormed off never to speak to me again. Her other sister was a major hottie, lots of tatts, great body, sexy, a bit like Catherine Zeta-Jones at her best, good English although she has a small bay, but no stretch marks at all. I'd love to go back for her.
So I ended up alone for the night. Next day (yesterday) we visited a Hindu temple in Cambodia, accessed through a Thai national park, no actual border there, as access is only through Thailand. I met a hottie from Isaan there who I fell in love with instantly & she the same, unfortunately we were going opposite ways so another missed opportunity there.
Overall I love Ubon, the girls were great, friendly, beautiful & sexy. I hope I get to go back.
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There are some KTV places on a small scale, but also some Thai style shows, some with very cute girls. They are located in a couple of the larger in town hotels and work like the Thai style places - a girl sings with the microphone to a Kareoke sound track, sometimes dreadfully - and you buy a garland to signal your interest. She will sit with you most of the times when she is finished and you can chat her up. Some Thail language skills are handy at this point, but there are some sweet youngthings to pick from in several places. One in particulary, can't remember the name, had about 20 girls and I thought that way more than half were very doable
NicFrenchy
03-28-07, 09:55
was in cha-am, hua hin & pranburi for 2 days and had a little time to partake in some naughty activities.
cha-am was pretty uneventful. had a massage in one of the little massage joint but the lady was not at all interested in increasing her cash flow (no extras offered). massage was pretty decent though.
hua hin was much better.
i wrote about the little massage place across from [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) a few months back and was ready to go back for a massage and bbbj.
coming from the other side of soi selakam, before i could reach [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900), there were 3 ladies seated in a small massage place right beside [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) (same street side). they looked old but a nice little gal inside was giving me an inviting wink. i stopped and we exchanged a few words. say no more, she was escorting me upstairs.
upstairs is a room with 3 mattresses on the floor and some very light drapes separating the mattresses. not very private but we were the only ones in the place. i disrobe completely and lay down on my stomach. she pours some oil on my legs and the massage starts.
very sensual massage, she does not really stay long on the legs but takes a mighty big interest in my bottom.
she caresses my ass for a few minutes, slips a finger or two between my legs intentionally touching the balls.
very pleasurable, i lift up my butt a little to give her full access and she does not waste any time, she grabs my balls and gives them a nice massage.
only 15 minutes into the session, i turn over showing her that i was all "up and ready" for any action. she giggled and started stroking, very nice and slow hj. not a word was spoken. she approaches my face and starts to dfk (her breath is not bad. thank god). she then undresses all except panties and proceeds to give me a very pleasurable and unrushed bbbj. it feels great!
i can’t help but fondle her tits and pull her up to suck on them (yummy).
more dfk and i very slowly remove her panties, she does not say a word, just goes back down for more bbbj.
i turn her over and insert a finger in her pussy, smell it and as it actually does not smell (clean, i guess) i decide to go full 69. i came before she did but i managed to get her all excited.
she begged me for my phone so that we could meet later that evening, but i pretended i had some business dinner.
paid 1, 000 to her (massage fee included) and went about my business. she asked me how often i go to huahin (almost every second week) and said "please come again to see me ok? "
that i will do for sure!
Hi guys,
Any info on massage place in ao nang that offeres HJ or BJ? And costs, etc? Also, what is the scene like for girlie bars and quality/costs.
Thanks in advance,
Krum
just the other evening around ten, while driving around aimlessly upon the motorbike - the main pastime in smaller towns - i chanced to see a brothel girl i knew out in the street. one almost never sees girls from the brothel out in the street, so that was unusual, and i one almost never sees a pedestrian of any kind (everyone rides motorbikes), so that was even more odd.
she called out (polite, as always) '[CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134)-opebo' (all names changed to protect the innocent). i thought i had seen some young thai fellows on bikes near her, but when i turned she was completely alone, so i pulled up. she hopped on and we were on our way to the short time hotel when the two fellows appeared following on motorbikes and tooting their horns! i believe they may have dropped her there due to some argument, and returned when they espied me.
naturally i do not like to make an enemy of anyone, particularly a native in a community i understand no more than i understand an anthill, so i stopped. the girl remained seated, while the main boy (a chap in his late 20's) yelled at her, or possibly also peripherally at me, who can say? i do not understand their doggerel. i noticed, however, that he very carefully avoided looking at me, and naturally i did the same. i interpreted this as his desire not to confront the much feared godlike farhang (or anyway the chap with more money and therefore possibly more status than him).
after just a minute or so it became clear i was not about to try some madcap escape manuever or other foolish heroism on behalf of a prostitute, and she hopped off and patted me on the back signalling the advice 'bah', as these local people saywhen they mean 'go'. off i went, though at a sedate pace so as not to show 'fear' (though obviously i was appropriately terrified; then again fear is the usual state for a coward so i didn't actually behave any differently than normal).
i circled the block out of curiousity, but they were gone. i present this story to illustrate some of the difficulties one may face in backcountry mongering, but also to invite interpretation. i naturally assumed the fellow to be a boyfriend-pimp, but his behaviour was not consistent with that - driving away 500 baht!
one can only assume he was in some way jealous, though this makes absolutely no sense - what man would be jealous of a prostitute, and particularly what thai man? they keep women only to make money - either the respectable kind for prestige or the rest for exploitation (as prostitutes, somtam makers, factory workers, etc.) so why the bizarre romantic behaviour?
in any case i felt that i handled the situation well - offering the man no resistance or trouble, and clearly signalling by my behaviour that i had no interest in the woman nor any intention to dispute his ownership.
Old Thai Hand
04-16-07, 10:28
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Probably, a smart way to act, given you were behind enemy lines. If you had challenged him, a load of his friends would have suddenly appeared and you would have been beaten senseless.
Probably, a smart way to act, given you were behind enemy lines. If you had challenged him, a load of his friends would have suddenly appeared and you would have been beaten senseless.
Well, I'm sure he alone or anyway the two of them could have easily done the job. I'm no fighter. But what I couldn't understand was why they were behaving that way. Didn't make a lot of sense.
Old Thai Hand
04-16-07, 15:51
Well, I'm sure he alone or anyway the two of them could have easily done the job. I'm no fighter. But what I couldn't understand was why they were behaving that way. Didn't make a lot of sense.
Thai men are very territorial. It may have just been a power play to keep her in line and make sure she knew who was boss and more's the point who owned her. I don't think it has anything to do with jealousy.
I've seen Thai men beat the crap out of their GFs/wives and nobody lifts a finger to help. I was in the German BrauHaus that used to be on Suk. 26 about 9 years ago and witnessed a HiSo Thai guy slap his wife around simply because she had been talking to some other guy. Everyone in the place just watched. I was with some of my students and stood up to intervene. The girls were encouraging me to do so. But, the guys grabbed me and pushed me back in my chair with the words, "She belongs to him. It's not your business. He probably has a gun and will use it, if you try to stop him. Men own women here. That's how it is in Thailand".
I've seen this numerous times and have always wanted to do something. But, it's simply not worth the risk. Thai men are reckless hotheads who will kill you as soon as look at you when it comes to a woman they claim. This is even more true upcountry, where a wild west mentality rules.
I won't say too much about this isolated and untouristed town as I didn't actually have the opportunity to monger there. Yes, I was not alone, and what a misery it was! The only useful piece of information I was able to gather was that there are Lao brothels across the river frequented by the Thais. I was told they are 'very cheap', and the girls good quality, but I was not able to venture across as I had no passport of any kind with me. In fact I'm not even sure farangs are allowed to cross here - the Thais seemed to think so, but I doubt they would know.
The town is quite charming, and the population is largely of Vietnamese ancestry. Many pretty girls here. Delicious Viet food and quaint drinking and dining venues along the Mekong River. Hotels: River View is expensive at about 800 baht, but the room was musty and unexceptional. The Windsor is mid-priced at 400 for air con, and the room was barely any worse than the River View. The cheapest hotel in town is the First Hotel, with 160 baht fan rooms and 300 baht air-con. Finally the Grand up the street from this looked nicer but still in the same price range.
First Hotel seemed the likeliest place to find freelancers, but all I found in the lobby at night were a bunch of dudes. I assumed they were pimps, but they said they had no girls to offer. I also had no luck with the tuk-tuk drivers, who claimed that Nakhon Phanom had no cheap brothels. One did offer me the usual 2,000 baht girl, but of course I declined. Interestingly many of these tuk tuks were very large and low-slung, powered by small salvaged car engines and with squat, low tires. Very comfortable and a huge improvement over the regular kind.
I shall return with my mongering team instead of the ball-and-chain one of these days. Has any monger reading this been to these fabled Lao brothels? Could they perchance contain any Viet girls?
NKPcity,
Ahh, the city of hills was a nice place. Fab restaurants on the river bank, a nice market. Now all gone. The cheap brothel, there was just one, disappeared too when the evening market grew and arrived at its doorstep.
Today, the best things about NKP are the ordinary buses to Ubon and Nong Khai.
If you have to stay, try a fan room at the Winsor. The fan rooms are surprisingly cool and a real bargain at B250 - tv and hot shower, good beds. The First's lobby is known to be a hang out for hookers, but luck sure cums into play.
Retired Army
04-27-07, 21:15
NKPcity,
Ahh, the city of hills was a nice place. Fab restaurants on the river bank, a nice market. Now all gone. The cheap brothel, there was just one, disappeared too when the evening market grew and arrived at its doorstep.
Today, the best things about NKP are the ordinary buses to Ubon and Nong Khai.
If you have to stay, try a fan room at the Winsor. The fan rooms are surprisingly cool and a real bargain at B250 - tv and hot shower, good beds. The First's lobby is known to be a hang out for hookers, but luck sure cums into play.
Damn, I was there in 1972. What a place at the time. But now I guess it's pretty sedate.
I am a long time reader of this forum but have never posted before. After all the good times that I have had as a result of this forum I thought it only right that I start to post on my findings.
Nakon Panom: I have been here many times on my way through to Laos. Opebo you can indeed cross from here into Laos without any problems at all. The town on the other side of the river is called Thakek. Firstly I can tell you that you missed absolutely nothing in Nakon Pamon, it is a whoring wasteland. I have tried many times to find action there but there are only 2 bars that I have found with ladies and the quality was so poor that I won't waste effort reporting on them. Thakek does have a fair amount of Laos girls available but in the evening only, they are to be found in a couple of bars and discos in the town. Those boats on the Laos side that you can see from NP are floating discos and I have had good success there in tha past. There is also (about 2kms on the main road heading away from the river) a brothel area with about 10 to 12 Cambodia style brothels, each brothel with about 5 or 6 girls, all the tuk tuk drivers know this place so you should have no problems finding it. I have never found the quality in Thakek to be anything too amazing but it is certainly something different. There are no Vietnamese girls to be had here, you need to go to Savanakhet for that, but not really worth the trip.
Udon Thani: A Utopia lost, a real tragedy. I was also going through here regularly on my way to Vientiane and for the first couple of years Soi 3 and Soi 7 were an incredible sight to behold. Full of beautiful young Lao girls and all available for 500 baht each. Lots of girls and mostly very high quality all aged 18 to 20. Alas this scene has now been completely shut down as previously reported and I suspect it may not be resurrected, I keep checking though as I travel through on a regular basis. There is another brothel soi area in Udon Thani and while still operational it is defeintely not worth going there. It seems to be run by a more criminal element and the whole scene there is very uncomfortable.
Nong Khai: Much smaller scene than Udon Thani but not closed down like Udon Thani was. I had hoped the Udon Thani action would migrate to Nong Khai but unfortunately this doesnt seem to be the case, although there are still a good number of Brothels here and all the Tuk Tuk drivers know where they are.
Mukdahan: Total waste of time for mongering. Very disapointing as I had high expectations for this place. Same for Ubon Ratchatani. Really not worth the trip, there are places around but they seem to be full of older and very unnatractive women.
Mae Hong Son and Mai Sai: Very interseting and beautiful places but alas, whoring wastelands. I am sure these places would have been good in their day but its all finished now. Chang Rai was extremely disapointing for whoring as was Chaeng Saen (on the mekong north of Chang Rai).
When I first got to Thailand (I was sent here for work, I am 36 and an average looking guy, and athletic build), I happened across Udon Thani and the brothel sois there and I thought, Wow this is amazing. I started to formulate a theory that all the Thailand border towns and upcountry provincial capitals would have similar brothel scenes and so I set out to explore in detail (my work takes me to many of these places which is very lucky). In summary I would like to quite concusively report that the Udon scene was a one off, most of the upcountry towns and border towns are not worth going to solely for mongering. It can be a great trip upcountry and you can have some fantstic times with the girls, but the action is very few and far between and if like me you thought there may be much better spolis "at the source" then unfortunately this is wrong.
Khon Khaen has a pretty good scene and the Sofitel hotel there is worth a trip in itself. Of all the places reported above, Khon Kaen is probably one place that may be worth a mongering weekend away as an alternative to Bangkok. There really is too much to write any details on the above and I am sorry if it is vague. I will try to post in more detail in the future.
I would much appreciate any information on Ranong as I suspect this could be a great whoring destination and it is a place I will visit soon to investigate.
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Bowerboy,
Don't forget Pilok and Korat in the North(-East) and Nakhon Si Thammarat in the South.
Ranong used to have plenty dodgy brothels. Ranong is worth the trip anyway and the road from Chumpon to Ranong is truly scenic. In Ranong, enjoy the hot springs and ask a tuk tuk driver for some pussy - I can't see that going wrong. From BKK, take a day train to Chumpon, stay the night and enjoy the pussy, take a day bus to Ranong next(?:)) morning.
If you really hate it, Phuket is just five hours away:)
Mature Man
04-30-07, 10:56
Bowerboy,
Don't forget Pilok and Korat in the North(-East) and Nakhon Si Thammarat in the South.
Ranong used to have plenty dodgy brothels. Ranong is worth the trip anyway and the road from Chumpon to Ranong is truly scenic. In Ranong, enjoy the hot springs and ask a tuk tuk driver for some pussy - I can't see that going wrong. From BKK, take a day train to Chumpon, stay the night and enjoy the pussy, take a day bus to Ranong next(?:)) morning.
If you really hate it, Phuket is just five hours away:)Hi Freeler,
Any details on where to monger in Chumpon and the prices?
Going there towards end May.
I had a lovely private message prepared thanking Bowerboy for his excellent information, and asking a couple of questions. Alas, he is not privileged to use that function. But perhaps freeler or others could also help:
I was wondering, can one obtain a Lao visa-upon-entry at both the Thakek and Savannaket crossings?
And are there brothels in Savannaket similar to the ones mentioned in Thakek?
Opebo,
You can get visa on arrival when crossing into Laos (Thakek) from Nakon Panom. It is no problem at all to do this. There is a big hydro electric dam project 2 hours from Thakek with over 300 expatriates working on site. Many of the expatriates fly from Bangkok to Nakon Panom and then cross into Thakek, so they are very used to seeing foreigners there and you will have no problems at all. You cross by a small ferry boat at the immigration point on the river that pretty much forms the centre of Nakon Panom.
You can also get visa on arrival when crossing from Mukdahan to Laos (Savanakhet). They have just opened a new bridge across the mekong here and again I assure you there should be no problems at all crossing into Laos here. I have crossed at both places now a number of times and in both directions and nevr any problem.
If you want to do that trip then my recomendation would be to cross into Thakek from Nakon Panom then travel by bus from Thakek to Savanakhet (3 to 4 hours) and then cross from Savankhet back into Mukdahan, easy trip no problems (although it is a little more grim in the wet season it has to be said).
Savanakhet only has one house with Vietnamese girls and they are of low quality, all 30 plus years old. I have searched this area thorughly for Vietnamese (right up to the border with Vietnam along the old Ho Chi Minh trail in fact) and there really arent many around which is surprising and disapointing. There is some action to be had in Savanakhet, there are a couple of Laos brothels around town and there are 3 or 4 discos in town attached to hotels that have girls readily available. It is worth a look certainly but dont raise your hopes too high. Surprisingly the girls there are quite expensive, mostly 1000 to 1500 baht short time for the better looking girls although the brothels tend to be around the 500 to 1000 baht mark.
Happy Hunting!!!!
Mongers who follow the adventures of Opebo will have anticipated due to the last few posts a travel report from Thakek, Mukdahan, and/or Savannaket. By the way thanks again Bowerboy for your excellent information. Alas those trips will have to wait, as members of my mongering team messaged me from Udon. I joined them as soon as possible.
I'm happy to report that Udon Thani, though like everything else in Southeast Asia A Shadow of Its Former Self, is not entirely dead. After the usual bought of drinking with my team on Soi Dog (teas for me, beers for them), I could not resist bar-fining (for 300 baht) an exceedingly cute girl there who said she was 20, but looked about 18.
This girl had a very slim build, neotenous face, and surprisingly large breasts. I should add for those who care about such things that she had rather white skin. Back at the room service was, as one would expect, mediocre - it almost always is from the young, or at least the relatively inexperienced. However she acquiesced to bareback without complaint. It certainly was quite a sight watching it go in doggy style! She was one of those girls who knows how to arch her back - face in the pillow, ass very high, and back curved beautifully downward like a suspensio bridge. Creampie finish was followed by the payment of 600, which seemed to disappoint her. I get the feeling the girls of Soi Farang think the short time price is 1,000, not 500. Ah well at worst I will never inseminate her again.
After this fine but expensive diversion, I was exhausted. I ended up wandering down Soi Two later that night, however, just to check out what was open or closed. Sure enough, touts were there, and a tom (masculing lesbian woman) invited me into my old favorite house. Don't get me wrong, the best house is closed, but this one always happend to be my favorite. They're about half gone, half still limping along on that soi, and generally, as seems always to be the case in crackdowns, it is the lesser houses that remain.
I wasn't really horny, but I took the tom up on the offer, since I thought to say 'no thanks' to the offer of a girl as I wandered on foot down this dark and beseiged soi would look pretty strange. I wouldn't want them to think I was a spy for the Forces of Social Control! Inside I asked for the 'Pusow mee cee dang', pointing at my head. By this I intended to ask for the excellent girl I had last time, who had bright reddish/purplish dyed spikey hair. Alas, they produced another, different girl who had sort of brick red dyed hair cut short. Really she looked like another tom! I went ahead and took her anyway, though the price is now 500 baht.
Service was mediocre again with a only a shoddy blow job, but she did allow bareback without complaint. Unfortunately due to my earlier load-blowing with the pretty girl, I now seemed unable to get off with this not-so-pretty one. I must have fucked her for 30 minutes, which is not a very acceptable in these joints. She didn't complain however, and even chivalrously whiped my sweating brow as I boomboomed. Or maybe she just didn't like sweat dripping in her eyes - I've never met a girl who did. Have any of you mongers? Finally after a couple of breaks and a readjustment of the wall-mounted fan I managed to fire a rather less voluminous load deep in her Laotian vagina. I even tipped 60 baht as I felt bad for rubbing her raw (at least I assume she was raw - I felt that way.. hope you mongers appreciate my sacrifice). Interestingly she claimed that she only got 100 baht of the 500 price! Could be - tis often the illegal immigrant who suffers due to the impositions of the Police and the good and xenophobic citizenry.
Mongers, do not despair though the world seems to be ever closing in - Freedom Fighters everywhere strive to prevent the sex-free world devised by the Forces of Social Control (or old fatty-mama as Humble Turd calls her). In my recent visit to Pattaya, even though there were very few girls left upon the Beach, I managed to anally creampie a few girls; and now I find that in Udon one can still have a Lao girl in a brothel, though it costs about 67% more!
Also, please don't get the wrong idea about the weather in upper Isaan - I may have been dripping on the young lady, but overall it has been unusally cool and pleasant these last few days. Drizzly too. By the way there are still about the same number and type of streetwalkers, still quoting 300 with a little bargaining, along the road to the train station from the mall, mostly near the bad steakhouse (Richmond). And though I didn't check it out in person, everyone said my old favorite Soi Sow Fie Dang is still in operation, though very secretively. Funny how one ends up going to the more threatened place rather than ones favorite just to see if it is still there.
Finally, returning to Udon I am reminded of my old habit of presenting my budget for the edification of the spendthrift mongers reading. Thus:
Udon Thani
Bus to: 76 baht
2 girls 1460
Hotel 320 (Top Mansion raised 10 baht!)
food/drink 200
internet 100
Total 2,156 baht
Well,
In Chumphon, try the road just East and parallel to the railway line. There are hotels on that road - and hookers, mainly near an old Chinese place. You may need some guts to enter:D!
In addition to BB's advice, you can take a bus from Ubon to Laos as well.... It departs from the first bay on the right when you enter Ubon Bokoso. I don't know about the visa situation in/from Ubon tho.
Terry Terrier
05-02-07, 23:25
I don't know about the visa situation in/from Ubon tho.
When I looked into it recently, the only land crossing where visa-on-arrival was available was oop north at the Nong Khai Friendship Bridge crossing point. The visa offices at Chong Mek and Mukdahan had been closed because of non-Thai/Laos nationals smuggling various contraband and, in particular, protected species of animals so I heard. Whatever the reason, the closure fucked up my travel plans good and proper.
Terry,
You might want to try the old Khon Kaen Lao visa route. It was the only visa office used by NE expats. And for once , I value their oponion:).However... I haven't heard about anyone using it for some years now. I hope this doesn't add to the confusion:(.
Terry Terrier
05-04-07, 00:16
Terry,
You might want to try the old Khon Kaen Lao visa route. It was the only visa office used by NE expats. And for once , I value their oponion:).However... I haven't heard about anyone using it for some years now. I hope this doesn't add to the confusion:(.
The trip up from Ubon through Khon Kaen and Nong Khai looks tortuous. An alternative is to get a visa from the Lao embassy near Ramkhamhaeng Uni in Bangkok on arrival in Thailand. The same day one is available for around 300bt extra. This, in theory, (but, in practice, palms often have to be greased :() will get you over to Laos at any border point.
Aussiebloke453
05-05-07, 10:50
Heard that the Fresh Inn is worth a visit in Hua Hin.
Can anyone point me to a website or email address?
Any good or bad experiences?
Does it have Wifi?
Thanks,
Fleetz
Very average, but ok. Perfect location for nightlife if you want to be very close.
Enjoy your trip friend.
The trip up from Ubon through Khon Kaen and Nong Khai looks tortuous.
It isn't so bad if you take the train. Take the Tamada (regular third class train) from Ubon to Korat, stay a night, and then up to Nong Kai. Alternatively if you are willing to take buses, get on a Bangkok bound bus thats taking the Northern Route - Yasothon-Roi Et-Maha Sarakham-Ban Pie. If you pass through Sarakham before 6:30 PM jump off and get the bus to Khon Kaen. If later, continue to Ban Pie. Then from either Ban Pie or Khon Kaen bus north to Nong Kai. Of course you can stay in Khon Kaen a night, and it is a fairly fun town.
Keep in mind that the bus system of Isaan is like a tree with branches, and you can pick up coaches going to or coming from Bangkok pretty much 24 hours. However for any cross-routes, which aren't BKK bound, its pretty much 5:00 AM to 6:00 or 7:00 PM.
"I'm happy to report that Udon Thani, though like everything else in Southeast Asia A Shadow of Its Former Self, is not entirely dead. "
Thanks Opebo for your report on the present status in Udon. I don't like Soi Farang as I do not drink or wanna chat up girls. So I am very happy to hear that some operators are still hanging in on 2.
Also one former operator opened a 'Karaoke' at the end / top of the soi. These girls are available for take out, but just a small selection when I was there in March.
I also dislike Soi Farang, Owching. In the same way I love Pattaya for the Beach freelancers but hate the bars.
Also one former operator opened a 'Karaoke' at the end / top of the soi. These girls are available for take out, but just a small selection when I was there in March.
Yes, I have been there. If you ask they will take you back to one of the houses. When it first opened there were a lot of girls in there, but now I think they're just hidden in the house, with just touts hanging out in the bar.
RCA Knight
05-17-07, 12:35
Had a few days off from a project in Sing, my extrme monger pal asked me to go to Udon and Vientiane together for some upcountry sceneries. So we went again 2 days Udon and 2 days Vientiane.
Booked Tiger a few days before and still cheap, like 160 SGD or something. But prepare to wake up 4 or so in the morning. I noticed the flight was full of Laotians. I guess they use the flight from Udon to get to Sing and back.
Checked in Charoensi Grand Hotel for 1300 bahts on some online reservation. Later evening we started our investigation. We walked into soi 2 and 3. Soi 2 still has a few houses half open. There were still some pimps on the street but very secretive. They asked us if we want lady, we were just being curious so we went into investigate, went into 2 houses, the number of girls was minimal like 4-5 each, and nothing special. So we confirmed there were a few houses managed to survive.
Soi 3 was dead, the lights were all off, so we walked around the main street, and some guy asked us if we want ladies. He said he has many cute girls, and said will bring to our room for viewing. So I got his number and will call him later.
Many tuk tuk drivers also offer us girls, so we took down 2 of them numbers.
Later we started to call them to brig us girls. Okay, the rate seemed to have gone up. For delivery girls, there was no more 500 or 800, they all wanted 1000 for short time. Said they have to pay more bribes now.
Okay each time, the first moto boy brought in 2 for viewing, we must have seen 3 rounds until we both picked someone. ST delivery now 1000 bahts, and motoboy wants 100 for making a few rounds of pick ups.
My first gal was white skin girl with slender body and quite accommodating, included long bbbj. Gave her a few hundreds of donation, and she was very delighted.
Very late night, we went to High Tech disco. Many clubs in the areas. There were definitely lots of freelancers. I picked one up from a club, which she made eye contact with me first. I left my friend and went back with the gal to the room on tuk tuk.
She said she was student, only do this part time, they all said that, I don't care. Very nice body, from some farming place in Northeastern Thailand. Very brief bbbj but she liked to ride me. Okay, she asked me for 2000 tip but I gave her 1500 for this mini session. She was okay. I think some disco freelancers will go at 1000, but this one 1500 was reasonable for me.
The next day, day 2, again asked some tuk tuk to bring me ladies for viewing. He brought 4 of them once, we kept one and he made another round. We both found one we liked. The tuk tuk guy tried to con us asking 1500 each, but I refused and told them othere pimps are 500-1000, then he got scared and accepted our 1000 a piece. Later girls told us, if we booked them through tuk tuk, they give 200 a piece to tuk tuk and share the rest with their mamas..
Conclusion is Udon still has lots of delivery services, but the cheapy 300 bahts screw lady houses are nearly extinct. These girls have turned into delivery service, and hooked up with street pimps and tuk tuk drivers. Freelancers are still everywhere in Udon discos. Be careful, don't apprroach these ones with guys at the table. If you look around High Tech or Mambo, there are always girls willing to go for some tips. But be observant.
The third day, we shifted to Vientiane. We got a big VIP Toyota mini van from a travel agency for 800 bahts all the way to the border. Of course you can also use the Opebo mode of public transportation for only a few bahts to the border.
Vientiane is much better now in term of number of girls as compared to Udon. Karaokes pick ups and disco freelancers all over town. I will report it next post.
Norcalguy69
06-02-07, 22:57
Can anyone tell me which if any of the following hotels in Hua Hin are guest friendly?
Sofitel Central
Hyatt Regency
Hilton
Marriott Resort
Thanks.
Hilton is for sure. I had some problems many years ago in Sofitel. Haven't stayed at the others.
I general, all hotels in HH are girlfriendly. I think you only have a chance to get problems if you stick to the big ww-places.
Justluvfun
06-29-07, 16:25
spent 5 days mongering in Cha-am, a bit quite but relaxing and good cheap food. I picked up some little honey's. I ended staying with a tiny little surin girl, very dark 40kg 21yo, innocent, shy, but once behind closed doors very naughtyand bonked and blew me like there was no tomorrow. She even let me take a few pics. I sure had a great time there and the girls are so real compared to Pattaya. I'm heading back to Cha-am in a week for a bit more of my little honey.
Member #3200
06-30-07, 03:58
Enough of the tease
Details of the little honey please
How much?
Was she a freebie other than the usual dating costs
More importantly---pics of honey.
Justluvfun
07-01-07, 01:05
Enough of the tease
Details of the little honey please
How much?
Was she a freebie other than the usual dating costs
More importantly---pics of honey.Any more details mmmmmmmmm To get more detail you will need to lick that soft sensual inner legs yourself my friend. Little honey was 1000 LT and the pics will have to wait I'm sorry.
I recently visited Khon Kaen, unfortunately in the company of a group of Thais, where they introduced me to a small fishbowl establishment in the Kosa Hotel. I forget the name, but the Kosa is imposssible to miss. The soapy had about 15 girls working, priced at 1,100, 1,500, and 1,700 baht. None were worth those prices, though one or two of the 1,700 baht girls was quite pretty. I didn't partake of course due to the ridiculous prices, and besides I had little doubt that only the worst kind of rubberized sex awaited within. We looked for the area of small kareoke brothels near downtown but because we were traveling by car, things didn't look the same as on foot and we were unable to find them. Next stop Maha Sarakham.
Last time I visited Maha Sarakham everything was open - the same three houses with decently cute 20-30 year olds in the small dark soi, and the same two old-lady houses in downtown. But now I found all three of those little houses closed down Udon style - shut up tight! I had to go fuck an old lady. She told me that that soi had just been closed down a week before by the police because of 'drugs', and also said that she did not partake in that pleasure. As I rode her flabby old carcasse, I though to myself 'obviously you don't you fat lazy old thing - without drugs, no thin girls, and worse yet, no motivated girls.'
After this sad experience (which at least was still only 300 baht, and bareback), I asked a motorbike taxi man if the missing girls had moved or if they were really closed. He claimed that I could find girls in the soi, so I returned. There I did find three younger girls around 20 sitting around a motorbike, who offered short time for 500, but they insisted on a condom. They were also to my mind a bit chubby and seemed terribly unfriendly even for upcountry girls (who are invariably more like streetwalkers back home than the friendly girls of Pattya). How I missed my old favorite - a sexy 30 year old but thin and motivated, and now no doubt languishing in prison.
The Forces of Social Control are firmly ensconced in Isaan, fellow mongers, and even in the backwaters - not only in fabled Udon.
Terry Terrier
07-17-07, 00:15
The visa offices at Chong Mek and Mukdahan had been closed because of non-Thai/Laos nationals smuggling various contraband
I recently heard that the visa-on-arrival office at Chong Mek is now open again.
Hi,
I have to renew my visa in the upcomming weeks and am looking for a good place to cross the border.
Can anyone inform me of the border/visa conditions in Mae Sot at present?
I will be stayting in the Tak/Sukhotai area and Mae Sai is a bit of a long trip from there for just a visa renewal.
THNX
Gents
I wasnt sure what thread to post this on but thought the "other areas" one would be good as I find it is a thread for the more discerning gent!
The urban myth is this: Thai men have access to a completely different pool of women (prostitutes) that are more beautiful and from whom they get better service and pay less.
Well I have to say that this is not really the case. Having spent a considerable amount of time now with Thai clients both upcountry and also in Bangkok I can quite conclusively say that in most towns I can find better poo ying (normally just by asking the tuk tuk drivers to take around the various places) and normally cheaper than that being procured by my Thai hosts. The problem is that the Thias are obsessed with the white skin girls and dont really care if they are fat or ugly just so long as their skin is white!!
I am in Chang Mai now with clients and last night is a classic case in point. We had been at a karaoke joint the night before (2,500 Baht each for drinks and sing a song and then we didnt even get laid anyway) and so last night they arranged girls to come to the room. Well the girls came and wanted 2,000 Baht each and were not attractive but had white skin. The irony is that I had boned one of the exact same girls (much giggling when she came into the hotel room with all the Thai guys and recognised me) on my first night here at a local brothel that a tuk driver had taken me too and the price was only 1,500THB.
The above is just one example of many. My point is this: You can access all the same pussy as the Thai's and most of the time will be paying the same price (massage parlours excluded as we know a farang surcharge there).
By the way I have been having an absolute blast here in Chang Mai and for my money the best place so far has been the Foxy Lady go go bar (the only one in town)..surprisingly high quality girls and excellent service.
The urban myth is this: Thai men have access to a completely different pool of women (prostitutes) that are more beautiful and from whom they get better service and pay less.
The problem is that the Thias are obsessed with the white skin girls and dont really care if they are fat or ugly just so long as their skin is white!!
You have hit the nail on the head, Bowerboy, as usual! Thais have such a bizarre aproach to mongering - they care only about the class-based 'look' of white skin and nothing else, least of all service. Every Thai-oriented joint I've been to offers appalling service compared to that we all expect as the norm in Pattaya.
I spend a lot of time nosing around with middle class Thais as well, and they consider 1,000 baht cheap! I find this mind-boggling. To me that is a ridiculous price upcountry or Pattaya, and even a bit over the odds in Bangkok. I get the feeling that Thais' focus on a the class-based ideal girl with white skin and their utter lack of any expectations in terms of service stem from two things: 1) they have much more sexual guilt than we normally recognize, and 2) they engage in the most rudimentary of sex acts. Obviously these two factors are closely related.
It is so funny, don't you think, to travel with middle class Thais? Like social climbers everywhere, they disdain things that are cheap merely because they are cheap, and are very easily ripped off because of their belief that more expensive is better. Of course that sounds a lot like a goodly number of the farangs who post in this board as well. Sex for these people is as more about impressing others or (sans audience) self-affirmation as it is about pleasure.
Steve Naive
07-22-07, 08:11
Pilok: Pan Som Bat and London Hotel
Situation as usual. No changes at all. Old mamasan/cleaning lady still there. Girls on the first floor still there. Girls whoring from London Hotel and walking the street in front of LH and PSB still there. Other SWs still there too - some work daytime, some only evening and then there's always the graveyard shift. I chose just two different ones and was very pleased.
Prices asked: B200-300
Prices paid: B200-300I stayed at a hotel near the clocktower, and can offer this update for Phitsanulok / Philok / Pilok. This town is 60-90 minutes from Sukhothai / Sukothai for those who want to visit it but stay in a somewhat more interesting town than New Sukhothai. Philok is also served by 2 round trip flights per day on Thai Airways to the nearby airport, though the flights are at horrible times (very early, or very late).
I don't know what or where Pan Som Bat (mentioned by Freeler) is, and the lady at my hotel had never heard of it, so I don't know if there were girls there or not.
I found ladies in the side streets around the "clock tower" triangular landmark, which is near the night bazaar. They were all asking 500 Baht. The streets aren't all marked, but it is a small area, just explore the side streets and you'll probably find some. The locations probably change anyway.
Friday night 10:30pm. Very rainy. A 40-ish mamasan with short hair, sidestreet from clocktower triangle, just around the corner from Thep Nakhon hotel, maybe three girls, from across the street they looked not young but acceptable bodies.
Saturday morning 9AM: walking by a short woman maybe late 20s: she simply said "boom boom", so I asked how much. Morning fun is good, but she was frowning like there was no tomorrow. I find that most unappealing, and I expected perfunctory service at best. I said no thanks and she tried 400 baht. No, not even at that price. She was the only daytime lady I found.
I asked my masseuse ("clean" only) about where I might find ladies. She suggested going to the Country bar that is between the Train Station and Thep Nakhom hotel. She said that if I asked some of the ladies there, I might get one to go with me for B1000-1500. When I balked at the price, she said, well, you can always pay B200 for the clocktower ladies and rolled her eyes derisively.
An Aussie gent said there was a massage place just across the river that had lots of ladies. I did not find it. His (very rough) directions were about the same as I would tell someone for the Phitsanulok Bazaar (next paragraph).
Lonely Planet Thailand 2005 mentions Phitsanulok Bazaar (NOT the same as the night market), a cluster of nightclubs just across the river and reasonably close (cross river on Naresuan Rd, in about 100-200m you'll find a plaza with 8 or so clubs. LP says some of them are a bit of "girlie" places, which presumably is a codeword for strip clubs or hooker scenes, so of course I checked it out. LP said things don't get going until 9pm.
At 9:30pm on Saturday, a nice evening after a very rainy one, the bars at Phitsanulok Bazaar were totally empty. One of them in the back on the leftmost side (with your back to the street) had a dozen 20-ish ladies sitting just outside the bar, presumably to lure in guests, but none of them said hello or paid any attention to me, and none followed me in the bar, so I left. I don't know what the story is with these ladies, but perhaps later in the evening one could find out. These bars probably offer some opportunity for FL or non-pros, but start later in the evening.
Saturday evening about 10:30pm: a few ladies I think near London Hotel, probably early 30s. One was acceptable. On another street, a hideous skinny unconvincing transvestite approached me, fortunately as a pimp, rather than for himself. A lady on his motorcycle looked REAL young, kinda cute when she smiled; probably not as young as she looked, and probably legal in Thailand (which means 15+). I don't go for any that make me wonder if they are legal, a matter of my preference (for 21+ ladies) but also for avoiding trouble. As I neared my hotel, a guy with a bicycle-drawn carriage offered to bring me to a lady who would cost 500 baht. With more time, a tour via such drivers might yield better results than I found.
Overall, Phitsanulok was good but not as lively as I had hoped, but action was available (depending on your standards for age and beauty). I was hoping to find a scene somewhere between Udon Thani brothels and Bangkok Nana.
Freeler said asking/paid prices were 200-300B in his report, which is dated Feb 20 2007. It seems that there has since been a meeting of the Greater Phitsanulok Prostitutes Association in which they agreed to ask farangs for 500B. It's cheaper than Bangkok, but a tad more than I think it should be for the ladies I saw. I think some price negotiation is expected, and I think getting 400B is quite possible, but less than that I don't know.
Steve,
Check your PM and DON"T pay over B300 in Pilok for fucksake!
Freeler
Steve - khun pood pah-sa Thai geng roo blao? it's obviously better if you can speak well
Even farang get better service at lower prices ta pood Thai dai
even "mai geng" gets better attention than "mai dai"
Steve Naive
07-24-07, 11:37
I sent the following question to Freeler via PM: "I did not figure out what you meant by Pan Som Bot. What/where is this? My hotel never heard of it."
The Pansombat Hotel is on the same road as the London Hotel, which too is a brothel. From the LH walk towards the railway, the PSB is just after crossing the road, on your right. It may not appear to be a hotel to you.
The PSB has no English sign, but as far as I recollect, it has a sign saying Hotel. It's next to the coffeshop/diner on the corner nearest LH.
There's a small reception area downstairs, during the day a metal 'gate' on the stairs is open, it's closed after 5pm. Just put on an innocent face and ask if you can see a room. They will ring a bell and the ho's (if present) will stand at attention on the first floor.I'm sure I must have walked by this place, but I have not learned to read Thai script yet, and was looking for Pansombat in Roman letters . I found more than one place with Thai letters and the word HOTEL on a sign, and I remember a steel grate on one or more of them. Maybe they are all brothels. Anyway, now know exactly how to find PSB.
All the women sitting outside LH (London Hotel) are *****s. I don't recall seeing women sitting outside LH when I went by on Saturday night 10pm or so, but that doesn't mean they aren't sometimes there. It's hilarious that Lonely Planet Thailand recommends LH as a place to stay... when Freeler assures us that it is brothel hotel. I mean, can you imagine some guy who's travelling with his girlfriend booking the place?
Steve - khun pood pah-sa Thai geng roo blao? it's obviously better if you can speak well. Even farang get better service at lower prices ta pood Thai dai. Even "mai geng" gets better attention than "mai dai"Dinghy, pom khao jai pahsa Thai nitnoy, kahp. And now you have given me some new words to learn and use, thanks!
I don't live in Thailand; but visit now and then. It's hard to improve Thai language ability without daily practice. I'm working on it (even when not in Thailand), and it's been fun to see the difference in the way Thais respond to me when I start speaking Thai to them. It makes ladies are happy, too, and happy always means better service.
Unfortunately, the Pimsleur Thai Language CDs I bought are missing the lesson on negotiating prices with a mamasan. It's another reason I'm less than thrilled with the Pimsleur method; it just does not cover the basics!
Trevor2522
07-24-07, 22:14
Oldie
Nong Khai: I have to agree on your assessment of the hotel around the corner from the bakery. Not only are the women dogs, the rooms are even worse. The Thai/Lao places just NE of the bus terminal are a better place to look for gals.
Sala ku is awesum. A must see!Mama quotes 500 ST, 1500 LT, and has more stock than is immediately apparent in the lobby. Can walk them to Huan Lai apartment (has daily rate of 400), or Nong Khai guest house, both 150 metres south on Bunterng-jit road.
Tuk-tuks will take you to the Lao ladyhouses behind the Grand hotel on the outskirts if need bigger selection. Also some crude thatch karaokes there with Thai freelancers at weekends.
I am looking for the hotel just down the road, to the left as you enter Hua Hin Suites. I believe it is called something Orchid like the flower.
Also does anyone know if the new hotel just to the right of the Hua Hin Suites is open yet and it's contact? Many thanks for your help!
Cactus J
Steve,
The *****s useallt cum in in the morning. The fat round one might live in with daddy-san now. Or perhaps with son-san. She never leaves.
Sit with them in the morning and amaze yourself with the amount of early morning labor they have to do. Thai obviously like a pre-work/after ahaan-chow fuck. There is a third brothel on the same road, but not as busy as either the LH or PSB. It sits just across the road from LH, slightly to the left.
Food too is very important on a holiday: From 6-9 pm check out the kuitiau (piset B30, tammadaa B25) between LH and Nan River. In the same restaurant damned good sateh and well to eat laat-na are served too. All at prices we can afford!
Fuck, Pilok sounds great when you read about it. I might go back one day!
Freeler
Saint Jack
07-29-07, 19:21
While staying in Udon last weekend, I checked the bar scene opposite of the large Charoensri complex. It was quite disappointing with few girls and few customers. Probably it's rainy low season to blame but I found no interesting talent thus left after 10 minutes of strolling.
So, I headed for somewhere with higher chance of success; namely massage parlour which there are 2 in town.
The one I went is Oscar which is located next to Charoen Sri Palace Hotel (don't mistaken it with Charoen Sri Grand Royal which is opposite of the bar street next to the large shopping complex).
There were 3 levels of price quoted; 1,300 Baht for those in fishbowl, 1,600 & 1,800 Baht for the younger ones on the sofa outside. I spotted one in the fishbowl who look good enough this called her to the duty.
The rather tall 28 yearsold I chose got darker skin than I thought once she came out; the spotlight might have brighten up the appearance than what it really is. Bathing in the tub together and on to BBJ for which her skill is of medium level. Ordinary level for FS but no objection to any position requested.
Payment can be made in either cash or credit card for which the latter have to wait a bit as the card swiper and printer is at the hotel next door. Not a cheap place for mongering here but sure to provide certain level of service.
Steve Naive
07-29-07, 20:55
When I have a couple of days, I like to explore places outside of the city. The ideal is a place that offers interesting daytime activities and mongering options as well. Krabi province became a possible destination for three nights/two days: Have a look at That Asshole's report on South Thailand, which includes a short bit on Krapi.
This is the part that got me interested:
Ladies: No farang bars in town. Those are in Ao Nang, opposite the Seaview resort. The usual Pattaya stuff. However, there are lots of women, on soi 11 Maharat St and around, starting from 500B and up. The girls for 1500 are very pretty. You can walk there but maybe still better if you go with a local like a moto driver, though.
Other things to do: Lots indeed. Visit the Tiger Cave, the Shell Beach, Ao Nang. There is also a superb large park near town. Might be the best public park in Thailand.Night 1 - Arrival in Krabi Town
I chose City Hotel for proximity to Night Market and to Soi 11 Maharaj, which is where That Asshole said there were ladies. Had a modest meal at the Night Market for 25B, then set out to find Soi 11. Not heeding his advice to go with a local/moto, I walked there to check it out on my own, around 21.30.
The Lonely Planet (LP) map shows only even-numbered sois, but odd sois are on the other side of the road. City Hotel is on Soi 10 (a.k.a. Th Sukhon) across from Night Market; I headed west to Thanon Maharaj. The intersection of Th Maharaj and Soi 10 has big monkey men on the stoplights - umm, you can't miss it. Cross Th Maharaj and turn right to walk north along that street (away from town). Watch the signs... Soi 5, 7, 9, 11. Turn left on Soi 11. Just in a ways on the right there is a big restaurant/bar on the right side - the name has Kafe or some such in it. It does not look like a place to buy ladies, though you might be able to meet non-pros if you're good at that. Across the street, though, I saw two small groups of women sitting at tables.
Went up to the first group and sat down. Getting close enough to see, they were not great-looking ladies, easily on the high side of 25 or 30, only two I would even consider, and not friendly. I don't have enough Thai to converse, so it wasn't long before the subject of money came up. A sassy babe said the price was 2500B, and she acted like she was speaking for the table. I politely said it was too much (note that That Asshole said prices started at 500B). I tried 500B with one I might have accepted, but Sassy was doing all the talking, insisted 2500B. I suggested that it was 1500B in Bangkok, to which Sassy said "then go back to Bangkok." I paused, trying to figure out my next move, but they made it for me: "Go!". No way I would pay 2500B for any of them.
The second group looked better, 25-30 but not older, and when I started talking to one who looked good, the others politely left the table. Her price was 1500B. My counter of 1000B was firmly refused; the price was 1500B. It was early, and I was not ready to settle; I hoped for better at that price, like I would get in BKK. I moved on, noting her for later. In the end I crashed early instead - it had been a long day of travel.
I like to walk to areas and check them out, kind of a loner when it comes to mongering. That Asshole is pretty adamant that it's better to go with a local or moto driver. The downside is that you might pay extra for a commission, usually when they take you to establishments. But the plus side is you might get a more reasonable price to begin with. Ability to haggle politely in Thai might be an alternative to coming with a local
Night 2: Ao Nang, a farang resort town
I got a place in Ao Nang in order to check out the bars That Asshole mentioned across from Seaview. SeaView is currently closed, and it's not on the LP map, hard to find at night.
The road into town ends at the beach road, where you turn right. The bar strip is on the left side as you face the beach road. it is just before the driveway for Peace Laguna Resort, which is on the LP map, well before the beach road. At 22.00 there were some women and not many customers, no doubt many more of both in the high season. I was invited into many places. I could not tell whether these were working girls or hostesses, so I picked a bar for a drink to find out; yes, they can be taken out. An Isaan lady had been smiling at me. She wanted 1500B but agreed to 1000B, and the bar fine is 200B. Service average. She would kiss but no BJ ("mai ow"). For the main act she cooperated with as opposed to getting into it.
There is another bar strip on the beach strip a good way down, on the right. It is just past restaurant Planet Ao Nang, which is on the LP map; one of the first bars as you go in the lane is Smile bar. I was there around 20.00 Friday and one bar had three ladies (not good enough), the rest mostly empty. Probably better later in the evening, or in the high season.
There are other bars and clubs around, some offering music. Most are for farang couples, but it would not surprise me if you could find a local lady in some other place than the two bar strips I found.
Night 3 - back in Krabi Town
I was bored with the farang resort town, so I returned to Krabi Town. Somewhere I read that the Thai Hotel (on Th Issara near Th Phruksauthit, see the LP map or the free city map, <10 minute walk from Night Market) had a big restaurant and nightclub, and one could experience a quaint bit of Thai nightlife there. There's one report on ISG about this, though he does not mention Thai Hotel in particular, and he suggests there are other places like it.
I booked a room in the hotel figuring it would be convenient if I got lucky. That turned out to be a big mistake on two counts.
First, the hotel, listed in LP as a mid-range place with good rooms, was squalid. Poor plumbing meant sewer gas was coming from the shower drain. Keep the bathroom door closed, or your room smells like an open sewer. Charming. Some tiny crawling bugs and gnats were complimentary.
And there's a second reason you should not stay there, described later.
I needed a massage, and the hotel offered to call a lady to my room, 2 hours for 300B for Thai traditional. They said she was "beautiful lady." I don't need a beauty to give me a good massage, and I prefer older ladies who are not SWs, because massage specialists give better massages. The massage was good, not great, and she offered HJ and other services, I assume for a tip expected. Nice face, but probably 40 and a thick body. I was hoping for something from the nightclub so I declined, she was disappointed. She asked me for the overpriced sunscreen I bought in Bangkok, cost more than the massage - and she was again disappointed when I didn't ive it to her.
I went to the nightclub at 22.00. It had about 25 girls - 20 to 30 years old, most of them slim and quite nice looking - and about as many customers. One lady I saw was young but very large - something for every taste, I suppose. Two ladies looked over 30. But the rest were very nice-looking indeed, pretty and slim, some you might call beautiful. The relatively modest outfits ranged from bikini-like coverage to one-piece swimsuit - not scant or near-naked like in Soi Cowboy Bangkok.
Drinks were inexpensive, even for the lady drinks. If you want to get a lady to talk to you, you can buy her one or more strings of flowers at 100B each while she is singing. When ordered, someone goes up to the stage and hangs them around her neck. Buy three or more and she will sing you a Thai pop song of your choice. Some ladies got perhaps 10 strands in one go.
The flowers take the place of lady-drinks: buy her flowers and she will come talk to you for awhile. This is your chance to negotiate if you want her to go with you. She is not required to go with customers, and prices may be a bit higher than you're used to.
At the table next to me, three Thai guys perhaps in their 40s shared a few bottles of brandy and bought lots of flowers for various girls, who came to talk to them. At one point one of them was giving the girls on stage 1000B notes, which he put into their tops.
As a lone farang, I was not expected to know the rules. I came in, chose a table and sat down. I was immediately joined by a modestly buxom lady who was lovely when she smiled, and she smiled a lot. I normally prefer petite or slim ladies, but her charm more than made up for her shape, which was not hard to look at anyway, plus her English was good. When it was my lady's turn to sing, another lady from the table next to mine suggested I should buy her 2 flowers, so I did. It was clear that my lady had set that up.
Would she go with me? I learned that girls who worked in the hotel bar were not allowed to visit customers in the hotel where the bar is! Crazy rule. That's the second reason I would not recommend staying there. The first is because the place sucks, detailed above.
When I asked about prices, she said she asks some customers for 20KB, like this other guy who was buying her flowers, competing with me. She said she did not like him because he was Muslim and didn't eat pork, and 20KB was a way to disuade him. (I proceeded to order bbq pork). For other customers she said she asks 3000B. She didn't make a specific offer to me, because she could not come to my room. She did get me to buy a total of 7 flowers for her, including a triple so she could sing a special song for me. Since she spent 2 hours entertaining me, it seemed reasonable to buy her flowers.
I learned a bit about the finances of her job. She makes 8000B per month, for which she is expected to work every day for five hours, with one day off per month. Additional missed days are deducted at the rate of 2000B per day. The flowers, which cost 100B each strand, go 50-50 between the company and the lady. She is expected to land 50 flowers every two weeks. Falling short of quota costs her 50B for each in the shortfall. I did not ask, but I think there is no bar fine. She is not required to go with customers and can charge anything she wants and keep it all. She's a student by day.
The club closed early, at midnight, because of a Buddhist holiday the next day. She asked me to go bar-hopping with her. We went to Crazy (near Soi 11), which had a pretty good Thai band, and then O2 (a good bit further north), a disco I liked more than most. She did not want to take me to her place, too small for visitors. She suggested a room at City Hotel, but I told her I had not brought money to pay her. She took me to the city park and we chatted, cuddled. I had her zipper down and hands in pants when a police car went by with its searchlight shining at us, but he didn't stop. At 3AM she dropped me off at Thai Hotel, kissed me, didn't expect any money.
While I didn't get laid, she got "lei-ed," by me 7 times, heh. For less than 1000B including drinks at Crazy and O2, it was a lot of fun and gave me everything I could want except, of course, actual sex. In that sense it is the perfect GFE, eh? I could have had sex if I wanted to pay the price, and rented another hotel room, but for Night 4 I'll be at Geylang in Singapore, and I can wait until then. Paying her would have established the relationship as customer/provider, whereas now it could be more like girlfriend, with more time.
Crazy, O2, Nellie's, etc are clubs for local young adults to party in. Some of her co-workers went there to dance afterwards, but I don't think you'd go there to find hookers.
Summary
Don't go to Krabi Town or Ao Nang expecting better prices than Bangkok. There are, however, reasonable options with a bit of digging, just not as many choices. I liked Krabi Town, and there are a number of things to do, especially if you like beaches or diving, but also sights with natural beauty and vivid cultural experiences.
That Asshole
08-04-07, 15:17
yasothon sex (a little bit) - and isaan life (a lot)
after a 900 baht worth of "socialising" with a viet chick (so beautiful that i hadn't seen in kambo for ages) in sawannakhet (lao town), i crossed the mekong at mukdahan, thailand. my plan was to take the bus to yasothon. why yasothon? well, because it is sort of "end-of-the-world" place, bit of a break from human society as we know it.
****bus gets sick****
turned out there is no direct bus from mukdahan to yasothon but have to break the journey in amnat charoen and then change to another bus. piece of cake, it seemed. the nice aircon bus left mukdahan on time. about 10 kms outside of town the motor started having some problems and soon it completely stopped. the driver and a couple of other thai men started playing around with it but soon gave up, it was beyond help. not to worry, the replacement bus would be here soon, we were advised. me being the only farang on board, approached the driver just to make sure what was happening, in case they decide to leave me behind.
****bus goes again****
after about 40 minutes of wait another bus appeared. we all climbed on board. the last minute fortunately again i decided to approach the (new) busdriver. "are our bags transferred too?" bs. they were still in the old bus. so, i and some thai passengers ran back quickly to collect our bags and continue the journey. off we went again happily. however there were some problems. first of all, we originally paid for aircon but this bus was just plain ordinary type. on top of that it was already seriously overloaded with passengers even before the contents of our bus transferred. so it was pretty "squeezy", so to speak.
****amnat charoen****
one thai man complained and he got some of his fare back but i considered it hopeless trying to explain to uncooperative thais. anyway, we got to amnat charoen safely and managed to breathe some air again. this town must be one of the most remote regional centres. dirt-roads abound, and very down-to-earth simple people. it was quite fun actually to interact with them. they were so shocked to see a living farang thet some even failed to react. they thought they were dreaming. had to wait over an hour for the connection but chatted the time away with some peasants, itinerant bystanders and the toilet-woman. in turn as a benefit i got one turn to use of the restrooms for "free". plus practised speaking thai also free.
****yasothon town****
this bus was non-air again and very cheap, just a few bahts. in the back we had quite a good time with the thai peasants talking bs and smoking cheap tobaco. again, the landscape is remarkable, poverty stricken, basic but exotic and natural nearly like cambodia. yasothon does not even seem to have a bus station so we were just unloaded from the bus on the side of the street. it also must be some of the very few towns in thailand where you still get a trike ride for 10b, so i had to have a go. soon found two miserable hotels in the town centre and i picked the less miserable looking one. the room was okay, and for $7 you can't complain.
****rocket launch****
i paid again the trike 40b for a sightseeing trip around town. of course we had to go to the "rocket-launching field" which yasothon is famous for. there was no festival going on but the place is still impressive, with a large launch-pad resembling nasa space center. the driver told me stories of a couple of people dying every year from falling debris of misguided rockets. otherwise there is a nice park nearby and is quite scenic. so is the town. narrow little streets, dirt-roads, bicycles and trikes swerving around lots of stray pigs and chickens. and dogs of course. lots of them. so, walking around alone was out of question.
surprisingly there are also lots of farang men. indeed very unexpected but i had to conclude that the pattaya girls were pretty succesful in hooking men for their home-town. a couple of restaurants even had menu in english!
****the sex-bit****
evening came and i decided to take it easy, just reading and after then went to have supper at the night-market. as usual the wendors started out with groans and grunts like they normally communicate with "farang barbarians" and got very shocked by hearing a farang speak thai. this always amazes me. but truly, compared to the mass of total visitors those who take the trouble to learn to speak thai must be minuscule. most come for the beaches or the fuck and very few for the rural "culture". but of course in rural thailand there is lots of the "f" kind of entertainment as well, as it turned out soon.
hanging out in the lobby, noticed those large number of young and pretty girls coming and going to and from the rooms. all alone. i started to enquire at the receptionist guy and if i could have one for myself and for how much. he said 700 baht but with a facial impression indicating "is it too much? i can discount." the price was fine with me, instead of trying to save 2 dollars all i asked that he made sure the girl was pretty, slim and young.
****cute princess****
soon a cute little princess turned up. simple rural girl but quite pretty in jeans and sneakers. just like the ones you turn after on the streets of bangkok but can't get. she was a bit shy first but soon warmed up with "papa" and did all positions happily, even kissed. surely worth the 700baht and even a small tip. i mean i wasn't really hungry after a stretch of "meat-flood" in cambodia and laos but it is good to remember that you had a root in yasothon too.
and i did not had to sweet-talk anyone to get this pretty girl. i simply "purchased" her and this shows our male superiority over women. as long as we cooperate, we can get anything. but only as long. alone, fighting with other men? we are lost and easy prey to evil feminists. we are reduced to slaves and wankers. so, unite my brothers and share the meat among yourselves. say no to "femine brainwashing"!
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after a couple of days i continued on to the large town of ubon rachatani, which does have a frequent direct connection with yasothon. as it turned out dire consequences followed. but hey, you can't avoid your fate. you just have to deal with it.......
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ubon rachatani troubles - isaan
****fat woman, great root****
arriving from yasothon, checked in to a hotel near to the 600b brothel area (see other posting). it was early afternoon but still decided to have a look what they have on display. only two miserable girls, one ugly and the other fat. the rest would come at 9pm so i was advised. i chose the fat one because i hate uglies. she wasn't quite so fat it turned out just heavily built and face even pretty. certainly she fucked very enthusiastically and with great fervour. okay for 600 b. time came for a shower again. she already cleaned herself and was doing her hair up in front of the mirror. i stepped out of the shower and there was some unevenness in the floor.
****the accident****
add some soap on it and sure recipe for disaster. i slipped and next thing i remember i was flat on the floor and feeling very light. kind of "not-in/not out". tried to get up but it was too hard to do. so decided just to lay still. it was comfortable. sort of apart from feeling my head very wet, obviously in a pool of water or something. i heard the girl screaming and running out. then more people came in and shouting in thai. i realized that i had no choices here but had to get up, no matter what. otherwise they gonna call the ambulance and vultures will be all over me in no time, trying to "save my life" (and guess who would have to pay for it...).
****nice cock....?****
fell back once but got up eventually, discovering with surprise that the growing pool of wetness under my head wasn't actually water.... i must have hit it on the edge of the shower cubicle pretty badly. but i was up eventually. a thai man ran there, pressing a white towel to the side of my brain and soon changing it to another one as it became too wet and red. everybody was shouting and all those people (including women) at the door looking at.....my cock! i was still naked, pretty red on one side but must have been an interesting sight.
*****thumb in bottom****
also, must have been because of the shock, i had a very strange feeling down there. my bowels became very loose and i had to run. i had to go so much that in desperation i stuck my thumb into my bottom hole as a plug, grabbed my pants with one hand and started shouting: "hong nahm yoo tee nai? hong nahm yoo tee nai?" (where is the toilet?) the thai man with the red towel pointed me into the vague direction and i ran. must have been a totally awesome sight, dashing away in front of the waiting customers, a half red, half white fat farang, shouting and running naked, with his thumb up his bottom. once there, got relieved in an instant and sort of the bleeding stopped too (maybe the pressure got released from inside?). same shit.
went back to examine the injury with the aid of two mirrors. it looked pretty horrible to me. even some grey matter popped out. i carefully pushed the brain inside, not to lose any. got dressed, washed basically and tipped the girl 100b which she did not want to accept. finally she took it, then left for a minute and came back with some bandage. they offered to take me to the hospital on company expense, which i refused. simply i hate vultures and dogs who take their living from the misery of other people. prefer to view doctors, cops and the like from a safe distance, at least the other side of the road. better to be dead than prey.
*****massage again****
i felt dizzy somewhat and my bandage got soaked red soon but still made it to a soapy massage fuck-parlour and sat down to watch the (beautiful) girls. didn't feel quite ready for another root though so opted for a therapeutic massage from another fat woman. (this one was really very fat). she put some newspapers under my leaking head, so i didn't mess up their furniture.
in the hotel i tied half a plastic shopping bag on my head with some electricians tape and had a good sleep. morning came and again with two mirrors i examined the hole and decided that it was too big to heal on it's own. it needed stitching. balancing two mirrors and a sewing set proved impossible to manage with merely two hands, so it had to be done by a doctor, i decided finally. fuck, money down the drain!
*****thai hospital****
got a moto to the nearest private hospital. service totally awesome. no waiting. fill in forms, asking about insurance (none), etc. i was in the operating theater within ten minutes, the nurses taking turns in commenting how serious the injury looked, while me forced to lie flat on some sterile looking table. i also noticed another farang being pushed in on a wheelchair. then soon another one, being rolled in with drips hanging on him. wow, so many farang in this town. all sick today?
the doctor (a brain surgeon) appeared soon and tried to sell me the following products and services: 1. x-ray brainscan 2. tetanus shot 3. antibiotics all of which i graciously declined, just insisting that he sew the fuck all up and i get out of there. reasoning that if i lose my money, life becomes pretty dim and funless so i better die with money still in my pocket. which he being a thai of course appreciated.
*****2000 baht++****
fifteen minutes later, all sewed up i walked out. lighter with 2000 baht in the pocket. and that was only so "little" because i refused all the extra services. slept well for the next couple of days, staying put in ubon. was still dizzy for a few days, and it was hard to concentrate my eyesight on anything. then on the third day i went back to root one more girl from the same brothel (not the fat one this time). the thai man and the mamasan seemed quite pleased to meet again. then after seven days a little clinic took out the stitches in buriram.....for 50baht.
lesson: you get great service in a thai private hospital. but you have to watch everything they try to put on your bill and all the treatments you receive. it is done to serve them, and not you. just like at any hospital in the world really. it's not about thais, but rather about hospitals and doctors and similar vultures.
Sorry to post this on this thread but I have a quick question for that asshole.
I read your recent Cambodia report, I have been to Kampot and I thought it was really great there. I prefer the non mainstream places, where you never know what is waiting for you when you walk through that brothel door..(Bangkok, Pattaya, Angeles etc etc is all too predicatable).
Question is: How was Battambang for whoring? Is it worth the trip?
Many thanks
BB
Genius post! This is the best Ive read in a long time, it needs some kind of prize.
Hong Nam yoo thi nai?
... Went back to examine the injury with the aid of two mirrors. It looked pretty horrible to me. Even some grey matter popped out. I carefully pushed the brain inside, not to lose any...
,,, In the hotel I tied half a plastic shopping bag on my head with some electricians tape and had a good sleep. Morning came and again with two mirrors I examined the hole and decided that it was too big to heal on it's own. It needed stitching. Balancing two mirrors and a sewing set proved impossible to manage with merely two hands, so it had to be done by a doctor, I decided finally. Fuck, money down the drain!
*****Thai hospital****
Got a moto to the nearest private hospital. Service totally awesome. No waiting. Fill in forms, asking about insurance (none), etc. I was in the operating theater within ten minutes, the nurses taking turns in commenting how serious the injury looked, ...
The doctor (a brain surgeon) appeared soon and tried to sell me the following products and services: 1. X-ray brainscan 2. Tetanus shot 3. Antibiotics all of which I graciously declined, just insisting that he sew the fuck all up and I get out of there. Reasoning that if I lose my money, life becomes pretty dim and funless so I better die with money still in my pocket. Which he being a Thai of course appreciated.
*****2000 baht++****
Fifteen minutes later, all sewed up I walked out. Lighter with 2000 baht in the pocket. And that was only so "little" because I refused all the extra services... Then after seven days a little clinic took out the stitches in Buriram.....for 50baht.
Lesson: You get great service in a Thai private hospital. But you have to watch everything they try to put on your bill and all the treatments you receive. It is done to serve them, and not you. Just like at any hospital in the world really. It's not about Thais, but rather about hospitals and doctors and similar vultures.
Very well written, entertaining, and informative post, as usual, TA, as I really enjoy reading about all your exciting adventures in the hinterlands of the LOS. But, let's see, ....
You slipped and fell on a slimy filthy wet floor in a brothel; cracked your head open to such an extent that it looked to you as though some brain tissue was comming out; had the wound pressed with a dirty white towel, later with newspapers; and later still, bandaged with a plastic bag and electrical tape; tried to stitch it up yourself in your room without success; finally went to a very good hospital; were seen by an excellent pysician, who cleaned and stitched it up properly for you; all for the paltry sum of 2000 baht, (about $58 USD) .... but you refused the Dr's advice that you receive a head X-ray, a tetnus shot, or even a dose of antibiotics ... is that about right?
You certainly saved a bundle from those "vultures," leaving me in awe of your brilliance, sir. Now I await with anxious anticipation your next story --no doubt a detailed description of how your fractured infected skull caused your head to swell up with pus to the size of a basketball, and how much money you saved by having it lanced by a street urchin at the night market. I just hope you live long enough to tell the tale.
Regards,
Daddy
Hi Asshole,
Are you one of those fuck-ups who travel without insurance and die by the side of the road from what started as a minor infection?
When I'm back in Eastern Isaan, I will look out for a farang with a bag over his head. Should look interesting.
B700 for a hooker in Isaan? You are joking, right:(?
Regards,
Freeler
ThaiLearner
08-05-07, 20:52
Good report but you should have gone to see a doctor straight away.
I cannot believe you do not have any travel insurance I have a yearly worldwide one for about £50 a year and this will get me home with medical assistance included
Ubon Rachatani troubles - Isaan
Arriving from Yasothon, checked in to a hotel near to the 600B brothel area (see other posting).
Sorry, but I was unable to find the 'other posting' on this subject. I would love to know more about 600 baht brothels in Ubon Ratchathani, as I have been there several times and never found anything (much). Are there many?
Yasothon Sex (a little bit) - and Isaan Life (a lot)
*****Thumb in bottom****
Must have been a totally awesome sight, dashing away in front of the waiting customers, a half red, half white fat farang, shouting and running naked, with his thumb up his bottom.I'm inclined to think that its impossible to run with your thumb up your ass. Unless you have very long arms/thumbs.
But fuck. Great story either way.
Llantarnam
08-06-07, 21:43
I am thinking of going to Thailand in October for a couple of weeks.
I would like to avoid the crowds in places like Bangkok or Pataya, so was thinking about one of the quiter places like Phuket. Is there any real diference between the numerous other places that you see advertised like Ko Sumi, Krabi and the like. I assume you can find willing girls wherever you stay.
Also, I would prefer to stay in an upmarket hotel. Are these type of hotels usually guest friendly
ThaiLearner
08-07-07, 13:04
I am thinking of going to Thailand in October for a couple of weeks.
I would like to avoid the crowds in places like Bangkok or Pataya, so was thinking about one of the quiter places like Phuket. Is there any real diference between the numerous other places that you see advertised like Ko Sumi, Krabi and the like. I assume you can find willing girls wherever you stay.
Also, I would prefer to stay in an upmarket hotel. Are these type of hotels usually guest friendly
I haven't been to samui but have have Patong Phuket and that is more relaxed. One thing I will say is if you do have a girl visit Kon Chang it is very nice.
You will need to check with the Hotel but you could try booking the room for two people as this might help them not charging you a joiner fee.
That Asshole
08-13-07, 06:34
Anyway, here is another one..... on the Cambodia Forum but just like the above....
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=631355&postcount=2016
***** Insurance anyone? *****
A couple of people Died under "mysterious" circumstances. Old Al Capone came in and asked:
"Hey Ladies, who wants protection?"
"We want it! Please protect us good Mr. Capone! Please help us otherwise we are all lost!" sang all the women.
Then old Al turned to the guys: "Hey men, who wants protection?"
"F.Off you old pig Al!" -shouted all the men. "We have guns, we can protect ourselves. Besides we want to be no slaves of a pig like you! We rather die than serve you. " So old Al Capone backed off.
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The moral of the story is that you have to stand up for yourself, otherwise the pigs eat you. They thrive on fears, that's their livelihood. They demonify death, illness and suffering so that you are scared shitless and turn to them. They offer you "insurance" but all it means that you pay, one way or the other. In installments or lump-sum.
***** Help Me! Pleeees! *****
So, please think about the original story. Should our "hero" have turned to the "nice doctor" for protection, very likely there would have been found "urgent emergency" for "lifesaving surgery" or the like. In effect, our "hero" would have become their slave, indebted for the rest of his life. And most importantly: He would have stayed stupid and dependent on them for the rest of his life too. Helpless and lost unless one of them "nice doctors", "nice cops" or the similar is nearby to "save his life", at any given time when he happens to be in shit again.
***** The good and the Selfless ******
However as it happened otherwise, the stupid moron in the story refused the "lifesaving kind and selfless help" and simply instructed the "body technician" to do a simple job by sewing him up for $50 and let's see what happens next. Does it appear only to me that by going this way he had accepted some more responsibility for his unfortunate condition and made himself "free" from the nice and selfless "helpers"? The nice "helper" who is most likely a slave himself, deeply buried in mortgages and debts which must be paid off urgently, or otherwise..... they take his house away.
And guess where that money should come from.
Yes, and even though that moron might "die" this way, but surely will die more peacefully and sure in himself than the "insured" smart guy who goes the full monty with his prepaid insurance and begs for help every time he gets in shit again.
***** You Learn... *****
You learn. Once you fall into a small ditch and manage to climb out, you will attempt to tackle deeper ones too. Don't beg every time for someone to pull yopu out, or otherwise you will stay lame for all your life. You "insured". What are you insured against?
Against Death? You will die. Tomorrow or 15 years later. A miserable and helpless death that is, because you never stood on your own feet. Against AIDS? You will suffer just as much in your life as any so called AIDS sufferer, despite of your insurance. And despite of wearing two condoms even on your tongue.
"Life Saving Treatments", as well as AIDS, Cancer and Terrorism have been "sold" successfully in this world for three reasons: Fear. Fear and Fear. The darkness of the unknown. Offering "insurance" against "fear" is the business of this century. Welcome aboard "insured guy". Al Capone would love your socks off.
***** A man is just a woman with a cock....---- Is this statement correct? ******
A man is just a woman with a cock...... From the comments on this board it is. Just take fotos of yourself poking your meter long cock into a woman-hole will make you a "man". Right? Otherwise is there no difference between you and the object of fuck?
"Life Saving Treatments", as well as AIDS, Cancer and Terrorism have been "sold" so successfully in this world because of women and "womanised men" who are ever keen consumers for this kind of pitiful merchandise.
***** Die Trying....*****
When you think that "your life had been truly saved", think again. Are you not just a helpless, lost "slave", ever crying for "Help! Help! Somebody Help Me!" during your whole superficial existence on this wasted planet? There was only one thing you missed : "Life" . And that is: trying to stand on your own feet, even if you Die Trying.
Yes, now please go and buy more "insurance" from Al Capone.
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Crocodilexp
08-14-07, 00:06
Whoa, That Asshole! I quite admire your no-nonsense postings, but sometimes it's wise to choose your battles.
Of course one should use doctors as a resource, and not trust them with all the decisions (or with ANY decisions you don't understand). I always refuse silly symptom-treating drugs which don't address the underlying cause of a problem.
However, to risk dying of a brain bacterial infection because you refused an antibiotic after an open head wound is not a great deal in my book. It's almost like trying to cross Sukhumwit in Bangkok with a blindfold -- sure, you have every right to do it and feel more a man for it, but to most people it doesn't seem like a great idea.
Our not-so-distant ancestors, the real men that you so admire, usually died in their 30s. For me, I'd rather be just a tad careful and hopefully be sipping cold ones in Pattaya when I'm 60.
Saint Jack
08-16-07, 16:49
During my recent trip to Udon, I went for strolling along Adulyadej road as mentioned on ISG. It was dark and quiet with no clue of having mongering activities around. Probably the crackdown eliminated most of them, except at entrance of Soi 3 there was a mafia like youngster posted there like a guard checking whoever entering into the Soi where there was some pink lighting deeper in the Soi. But all the other part of the Soi was dark and quiet and I did not bother to venture into it in fear of safety.
So, I recall the conversation I had with tuk-tuk driver when going out for dinner earlier in the night; "Mr., where will you go after the meal? Are you interesting in having a companion to while away the loneliness?"
"Yeah, maybe so what do you have for offer?"
"Nice young girsl delivered to your room"
"How much does it cost?"
"800 - 1,000 Baht depending on age and look"
"Umm, it's a bit expensive but let me have your cellphone number and I may call you should I need your help"
I did not think about really using his service as my plan was to explore Adulyadek road area, but since there was nothing so I called up the tuk tuk driver for his delivery service. Telling him my type of lady and confirmed the price to be 800 Baht. I was told that in 30 minutes I will have someone at my room.
The bell rang after 35 minutes and a guy with lierced nose and earring appeared with a rather short long hair girl. Not too bad look and ample breast so no reason to turn down. I hate myself for not preparing exact change to hand to the guy which requested advance payment. Once I handed him 1,000 Baht note he said he only has 100 Baht for change. Neither the girl had any money with her and he persuaded me to give this extra 100 Baht as tip for her. I was in my pyjama or else would go down to get some smaller bills but just wanted to let him disappear before my mood get further deteriorate.
Once we are in the room, this girl "Eve" higged me in joy, she seemed to like me and I took it as a good sign. After showering she wasted no time to start the action. Kissing down my chest to the little brother for BBJ, Umm she seems to enjoy doing it for which I always like my partner to be in the same enjoying mood as I am.
After awhile, she started to ride on me as a cowgirl, changing various position and she begged to thrust deep and strong into her. The eat caught on us and she got quite violent in movement, we did it lying on bed, on the edge of the bed and standing holding her up. Finally we both came almost together and rested for a few seconds.
Upon withdrawing the little brother out from her we were both shocked to see the condom broke apart and the cream dipping! It was my first time ever to have such incidence and she was blaming me why not telling her so to cum outside of her. I told her that if I knew I would have done so.
She got worried for pregancy while I got afraid of STD, she said she does not take any pills so I told her to get the after-action pregancy prevention medicine fisrt thing in the morning next day and gave her some money for that. The enjoyment a few minutes ago turned to some worry on both of us.
What else can we do as it had already happened, so we sat down and chat a bit while waiting for someone to come and pick her up.
She is not a Thai but from Laos as she showed me her passport which indicates that she's 20. She had applied for hostell job at some nightclub in Vientiane but was turned down. So, crossing the border and did this work for the past 1 month or so.
After a small while the phone rang and she kissed for goodbye.
I walked her to the elevator and came back to sleep hoping that I will be safe from any disease and hoping that I will not see some guy resembling myself in Laos 20 years from now as result of what happened tonight.
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Saint Jack
08-18-07, 17:49
I was in Chiang Rai first week of August, wanting to try something new other than the soapie I went before.
Just as any town in Thailand, tuk-tuk driver seems to be the one to turn to if you do not know where to go at night. Across the street from Night Bazar there are many tuk-tuks waiting for customer, so I wander around and talked with one who look honest (to me).
I asked about most popular disco/pub in town which is called Sperm Pub (or Club?) and he asked back if I am looking for lady then it's better to go more straight to the point.
So, I asked him what's available and was told about some brothel type of place. I told him that I want to be able to see and choose the girl and prefer better quality one rather than down earth cheap type.
He said OK, hop on my car and let's go; but I told him that I want to know the price first and we have yet to agree to the tuk-tuk fare for the transportation.
He said that since I seem to be around in Thailand long enough so he does not want to waste time jagging up the price for haggling, so the price he tell is the net price for a Thai which is 700 Baht ST and for his time driving to the place and then to hotel for 60 Baht and I agreed.
We went into some back street behind WangCome Hotel making several turns into dark narrow alley, then the driver stopped his tuk-tuk and waited next to a house with iron gate.
The driver talked in small voie through the door to identify himself and then a guy with walkie-talkie came out inspecting me. The driver assured that I am not a police since this is a foreigner who can speak Thai. After deciding that I am safe for them, they lead me through the gate to the old wooden house with pink neon lights which you cannot see from outside.
It's cheicken farm type of place with around 12-15 girls. The girls were divided into 2 groups with different price. The first group was quoted 1,200 Baht ST and second group 1,500 Baht. I told him this is too much as we have to find hotel room elsewhere which cost extra and the girsl are not particularly attractive. So, the price was reduced to 1,000 Baht and 1,200 Baht and I argued that it is still not the price I know and he asked me how much I want to pay. 700 Baht as told by the driver was my reply and he murmered something before saying OK, special for you only for the first group but second group is still 1,000 Baht.
Since I could not see any difference between the 2 groups of different price, so proceeded with the 700 Baht group for selection and asked the guy how much for LT and was quoted 2,000 Baht. I said that's too steep and did not bother to ask further.
Made my choice and was asked to pay on the spot before leaving premise and then on my way back to the hotel. We both had a quick shower and proceed to bed. She lied down on bed and took no initiative so I asked her to do BJ and she refused! She said if I want to be serviced then it's 500 Baht extra and I started to argue but was quickly countered with her side of story.
She explained that the 700 Baht I paid would be divided to 200 Baht as commission for tuk-tuk driver, 250 Baht to the chicken farm owner and 250 Baht for her. So, with this little money there is no one to give any service but only fucking. I felt that she's really getting a bit too little and tried to bargain this 500 Baht down but finally budged to her (maybe I'm not a good negotiator).
This girl has quite good sklll as she used to work at some massage parlour in Pattaya so all the services she provided were done very professionally and that made me feel that the extra 500 Baht is really worth it. After the session, she asked if I like to extend for LT and I said No since I have early morning task to go out so prefer to have a peaceful sleep alone.
So, paid her the extra and sent her out my room and I proceeded for a good deep sleep.
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I was changing buses in the Korat station and found myself with two hours to kill. So I hopped on a motorcycle and headed down to the park for 40 baht. I never know what to call the park so I ask to be taken to the Far Thai Hotel - I stayed there years ago - and stroll from there.
It was around nine PM, and there were only a very few girls around, plus some of the now familiar blackshirted thugs (amatuer cops). I'll admit I wasn't approaching the scene properly, due to being in a rush, but I accidentally took the same middle aged but slim hag from a previous visit! This was the one who refused to give blow job. Sure enough she did so this time, and was so much trouble, and so uncooperative in the room that I just stroked it in and out bareback a few times before deciding to move on. Alas I had pre-payed 300 baht.
Back out in the park I found a much younger and more attractive one who was still rather piggish. She refused to go for 300 baht, insisting on 500. I finally agreed but only on the condition that no condom be inflicted. In the excellent short time room (60 baht) she turned out to be a huge pain just like the other one - these korat feelancers are so difficult. This time however I flatly refused to pre-pay, though I had to nearly get dressed and walk back out the door to get her to agree to it. This gave me more leverage, so after much dick-wilting argument, she finally agreed to blow job. This wasn't so badly done, and I managed to get aroused. Then she refused doggy style! Oh I miss Pattaya sometimes upcountry. Finally through much more irritating argument I got her to do this. In the end I creampied her though she had requested I come on her stomach. What an ordeal, and so overpriced.
Again I found the situation in Korat one of the worst in my travels in Thailand. I took another 40 baht taxi ride back to the bus station and boarded the bus to Pattaya. For those who take this route, I strongly recommend Srimongkol bus company (260 baht VIP) rather than Nakhon Chai Air. Many Thais like the latter - I believe it was one of the pioneers of middle class bus travel in Isaan, and it is very clean with stewardesses in cute little outfits. But, 405 baht Korat to Pattaya is unreasonable, and I have never seen such small seats in a VIP bus.
I never know what to call the park so I ask to be taken to the Far Thai Hotel - I stayed there years ago - and stroll from there.
For those who take this route, I strongly recommend Srimongkol bus company (260 baht VIP) rather than Nakhon Chai Air.
Opebo
I gave up on the direct korat – Pattaya route 8 years ago, I think the bus company was some stupid number like 569, perhaps Nakhon Chai Air is a reincarnation? The buses stunk of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) from the toilet & stopped at least 4 times along the way, Pak tong Chai, Kabin Buri, Chachoengsao, Chon buri to name a few. They weren’t fussy what time they would leave, usually by 10am when the bus filled up. It arrived at the Pattaya Klang depot with the walking asle full of unseated passengers sometimes 6pm / 7pm at night. Admittedly last time I drove myself along this route there were some major roads under construction just before Chachoengsao so things may be faster now. My perfered route last 6 years or so is via BKK mor chit then Pattaya but might try the direct route again soon.
The parks name?
I use pai yah mor (Thao Suranari) to get me to the centre of the park at least this avoids crossing the main road from the hotel side.
My local contact is not to sure of what the parks name might be but thinks it is suan chumphon. She went on to say “I remember that place only for its reputation, too many prostitutes there during the war“ How times haven’t changed.
Willo
Opebo
I gave up on the direct korat – Pattaya route 8 years ago, ....My perfered route last 6 years or so is via BKK mor chit then Pattaya but might try the direct route again soon.
...She went on to say “...too many prostitutes ...“ How times haven’t changed.
Alas things have changed, Willo - the buses are far better, but the numbers and quality of prostitutes are way, way down. By the way, I have never heard a statement more horrific in implication than 'too many prostitutes'.
The buses I take from Korat to Pattaya or back, whether Srimongkol or Nakon Chai Air, are VIPs, so no bad odours, no crowding, great service, not many stops. But it is still a long way to go with rough patch where you wend your way down off the Plateau, and on the whole I'd just as soon go the Morchit route.
Gents
I was in Udon Thani on the weekend on my way through to Vientiane. The scene there is definitely over. I keep thinking "oh it will come back" but I have been thinking that for months now. Finally I am convinced now that it will not come back. There is still the Bungalow in Soi 7 but that is the only thing operating and I am not a big fan of the service where you hang around for 20 miuntes while they bring a couiple of girls to show you.
Stayed a night also in Nong Kai and a number of the brothels in the back streets behind the big hotel on the highway (forget the name) have also closed and on enquiry I was given the hands bound police gesture. The places and. E of the bus station are still there and I did hook a nice girl from there that redeemed the efforts somewhat.
In Vientiane now and there is plenty on offer here but definitely more expensive than Udon. All quality girls here are 1, 500THB. Really though there is plenty of poo ying here and in future I will bypass Udon and just fly direct from Bangkok to Vientiane.
For the past couple of years Surin railway station has been rather "Hit and Miss". In fact over the past 8/9 months very much "Miss"
But as usual on my trips to Surin, I take a look to see if anything new is available, other than the couple of very old hags who are always there. This morning I got lucky. Had just stopped the car on the road that runs alongside the railway when I was spotted by 2 girls on the platform. They waved and hurried over to my car. Not exactly creme de la creme, but early 30's and quite acceptable.
I was offered both for 500bt, and they had a room in the hotel opposite, so 500bt would be my maximum outlay. So off we went to the room One was chubby, nice face and tits, the 2nd skinny, with a dodgy eye, but OK tits. Stripped, shower -all 3 together then down to action. No BJ, but DATY was enjoyed by all, and then on to the main event. Condoms were optional! Chose the bigger of the 2 to release my load into.- the smaller one was a little loose.
Opebo - note well!
A wonderful hour spent mid morning, to be repeated soon.
That Asshole
08-21-07, 12:39
danok thailand map
That Asshole
08-21-07, 12:41
Surat Thani 500 B girls map
Alas things have changed, Willo - the buses are far better, but the numbers and quality of prostitutes are way, way down. By the way, I have never heard a statement more horrific in implication than 'too many prostitutes'.
Will be there in 2 weeks so will see for myself, haven't been to the rat for quite some time (since the park reno's started). I may have to venture to the more traditional places & bribe tuk tuk drivers for info on whereabouts of local ban poo ying.
Cheers, willo
Thanks to Bumholes for his always excellent reporting. I interject here also to thank That_Asshole for his charming little maps, and to request one depicting the location of the '600 baht brothels of Ubon Ratchathani'.
That Asshole
08-23-07, 07:20
Nakonsri Tamaraj
**** 300 Baht fuckers ****
The brothel next door to the Thai Hotel is nothing short of ingenious. It is the perfect fucking place. Once you stand in front of the Thai Hotel facing it, turn left towards the night market. It is on the corner, the sign is in Thai only, golden letters on red blackground, sort of chinese style. There is a man sitting outside. He is of no harm, walk right past him up to the first floor.
Any time after 7pm there are 20+ girls of all descriptions. Slim, fat, young, old, pretty, ugly. All cost just 300B/pop. Yes, the same for farang too, at least for the time being. Apart from the money issue, it feels soo good not to be discriminated against. Unlike other places where they jack the price up for westerners.
**** Teddy too... ****
The service is okay. You have to try quite a few until you find some good ones. Also the more often you visit the more relaxed you become and it matters too. The mamasan smiles, you just pick the girl, pay the 300B upfront, she gets some paper ticket and off you go to a clean, tasteful room. All the rooms are very clean. In fact exceptionally so. There is good lighting and the girl's belongings around the room because she lives there. If you want you can even get "Teddy Bear" in the game too. The time is theoretically 30 minutes but you don't get rushed.
**** The White Girl ****
There is so many to choose from so I just picked one nearly at random, with the intention of trying quite a few anyway. She was very white, with strong Chinese features. Quite pretty, especially for the price. Nice pink pussy, cute fresh young titties and a very relaxed attitude about fucking. Couldn't have chosen better. Top deal.
There is not so much entertainment for farang, apart from the root. But there is plenty of that. Next stop was the area near the Carrefour Shopping Plaza, just a few minutes walk away. There are two streets plus side alleys with massage/karaoke bars and the girls usually prettier than the 300B place. I strolled around a bit, talked with a few mamasans and some "meat" too.
There was a very pretty, fresh, young girl that I liked very much.
**** Matter of Authority....? ****
I keep telling to guys that in order to get good service, you have to talk with the boss and "never-ever" ask the meat if it wants to fuck you or not. Ever! You just buy it, and the rest is up to the authority of the boss to ensure you get a good deal.
It matters totally zero whether she likes you or not. "Attraction" is a very subjective thing. It is also stupid to believe in it. Of course the "attraction myth" is widely disseminated by women and feminists. The truth is that if she has to, she can be nice to you - but if she doesn't have to then she won't bother.
**** Ass-licking....or not? ****
What matters is "authority". And if you stoop as low as an "ass-licking dog" then your "authority" will equal to zero. This is how men are systematically enslaved by the feminist ruling system in western ****-ries.
So, I tried hard to keep my "authority" high by negotiating with the boss only. Never asking the girl, not even catching her eyesight.
I pointed to the girl I liked, in a way quite like buying a goat or a rabbit on the market. The boss said 1300 baht for that one. I offered 1100 and got accepted. I bought 2 hours of time with the 20 year young beauty upstairs in a clean room.
**** Gentleness ....under the sheets ****
Once you have "authority" then - and only then - you can afford to be gentle. So, I treated the "meat" quite well as both of us recognized that she would have to fuck me whether she wanted it or not. So, at least let's try to make it nice for both. We talked (a bit) in Thai. Got undressed, showered separately. Crawled under a single sheet with the naked chicken. Started kissing first gently which soon become very passionate. She became very hot and sweaty as I poked my dirty, nicotine stained fingers in her hole under the white sheet. I ate out her fresh young juicy **** while she sucked dry my wrinkled and weatherbeaten grey-hairy cock.
**** Dilapidated old tool......in Thai Ferrari****
I poked my dilapidated old tool in the fresh young hole and started happily pumping away in the wet crack. We went through a number of positions, not because I enjoy fucking so much but rather because I liked to drive this young princess. She drove like a new car, a mighty Thai Ferrari. That is, driven by a stupid old deranged wanker, a shameful professional sex-tourist, a shame of society.
One just like you brother, who are reading it. We are in the same shoes. We are nothing but old wankers but still get laid regularly with top quality meat. This is surely injustice. It must be made illegal. And if it's up to the women and feminists then it will surely be made illegal. They are working on it right now.
We kissed for a final farewell and I left the bar. Making sure that on the way out I thanked the "boss" for the good service. He said: "See you again."
**** The Black Girl ****
What next? I went back to the 300B place again. Picked a black girl. She was very shy, apparently because of her tiny tits. Just like a couple of big nipples in the middle of the chest. Who hates tiny titties? I thought they were quite allright, why should everyone look the same. Had a reasonably good time again.
**** White Teeth boom-boom ****
Out of the brothel, the night still young so went back for another look at Carrefour. Chatted with the "boss/owner" of a heavily built but still pretty, young girl with beautiful perfect white teeth. This was even cheaper, just 1000B. Bed just a mattress on the floor but clean. She was good at massage with strong hands but apparently skilled at rooting ugly farang too. Childless and nice firm body. For $30? Good value again.
**** The Blue Girl ****
After this I had to have some Pad Thai at a street stall. Being replenished with energy, I felt that I still had another shot in the magazine. The man at the door gave a big, wide grin. Coming back third time to the 300B joint. Just picked one at random. Blue color dress. That must be good. And she was allright. Smiley and cheerful. Also very obedient and subservient, keen to please. You can't really go wrong at this price anyway. Just a fuck. They are all the same and yet different. But really it is the adventure that matters more and not the root.
**** Finally the Bed.... ****
Beating in five points finally I had enough, maybe even too much. Hard work but someone has to do it. To demolish the evil of feminism, by getting rooted "cheaper than free". Please join us brothers. Working hard for the "liberty of all men" must be nothing short of noble.
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Surat Thani - still rocks
**** Aircon bus ...****
If you ever catch a bus between Nakonsri and Surat, try the aircon. Cuts hours off the trip. Anyway, seeing the slow back-roads and rice cultivation practices of southern thai is also fun on some way and finally we got there. After a good masturbation session in the bathroom I went for a stroll around town and also to buy a new fresh carrot from the veggie market because the old one had already withered and did not please any more (same as with women, I guess).
**** The Drunk Driver ****
Nearly fucked up a bit. I remembered some 500B brothels over the bridge, on the way to the railway station. It is extremely hard to find a moto taxi in Surat in the early evening and I was glad to meet one finally, near the market. I explained where I wanted to go. He said sure, sure he knows. But sort of looked confused and strange. Lucky he finally said : "Sorry, I have had a few drinks but will drive slowly..."
Fuck, yes that was I suspecting already anyway so thanked and walked away quickly. Still without transport though. After a long wander around finally met a cluster of motos near a bus stop. All uniformed and sober. My memories seem to have faded because we did not find the places there. Or they have closed?
**** 500B pop, good enough ****
Anyway, the driver took me to another one, just near the night market. Quite easy to find, just look at the attached map below. He left me there alone, obviously not expecting a tip from the brothel. Most of the women looked old with kids but the price was just 500B again. However, finally I saw one girl walking up the stairs, with long black hair and slim body. Much better than the rest, still the same price.
There is no streetsign on the corner. But the street is just opposite the #350 number on Thanon Namuang. From there you walk in the street and turn left at the first corner. the house is on the left. Very much similar looking to the Nakonsri 300B brothel, Thai letters in gold, on red blackground.
**** 1000B pop, a winner? ****
From there you can walk to the big night market. Not far again from there is another cluster of pricier brothels (similar to the Carrefour area of Nakonsri). There are massage and karaoke signs. There is a major hotel there also, it is called "Rong Ruang" or similar. Looked in to a few, talking with the bosses. 1200 baht asking price and some girls look okay. Finally saw a real beauty. Tall, black with gorgeous long hair and youthful natural face. Where is mama? I found the old bag sitting in on a chair. "How much for that one?" (I tried hard not to look too enthusiastic. The girl was a knockout.)
"1300baht" - replied mama.
"How about 900?"
"Cannot. 1100, okay for you?"
"1000 maximum." - was my final offer. Which got accepted. Wow! So, fuckingly beautiful. A total doll, like just a few at Superbaby gogo in Pattaya. Even if I just touch her **** it is worth it.
**** Financially minded bastard .... ****
I admit being excited, especially for the good deal I seemed to get. In Pattaya it would be 600B barfine, 1500 for the meat, 200 for the drinks, 400 for the ST room. Too much.
So, after undressing I just admired the meat for a while, licked it, sucked a bit of nipple then fucked it. Not exceptional performance but still it was a bargain. No complaints. Indeed, the financial attractiveness of the deal was that filled out my mind. Like a sale at Walmart.
Most of the other girls looked quite average or fat in all the other bars in the area, except for a few. But it was a nice way to finish the day with this one so I just retreated to the hotel. There is always another day to try the rest. Well, there has always been another day anyway. However, the future is far from guaranteed....
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**** The Lesson is.... ****
There is a lesson from all this. It seems to me that if we sex-tourists (loser, wanking old, ugly assholes really), can get these girls then anyone else can. Why on earth then has then female flesh such great influence on the World? It's nothing. Just a bit of work. and a very little bit of cash. Cheaper than buying a couple of new shirts and a haircut. Cheaper than a "free fuck". And you get to keep your self-respect too. Instead of being an "ass-licker", you are being the boss. no, it is too bad. Femi-fascists are going to shut this down. Just watch it.
The map has now been turned the right way:
[QUOTE]****The accident****
Add some soap on it and sure recipe for disaster. I slipped and next thing I remember I was flat on the floor and feeling very light. Kind of "not-in/not out". Tried to get up but it was too hard to do. So decided just to lay still. It was comfortable. Sort of apart from feeling my head very wet, obviously in a pool of water or something. I heard the girl screaming and running out. Then more people came in and shouting in Thai. I realized that I had no choices here but had to get up, no matter what. Otherwise they gonna call the ambulance and vultures will be all over me in no time, trying to "save my life" (and guess who would have to pay for it...).
****Nice cock....?****
Fell back once but got up eventually, discovering with surprise that the growing pool of wetness under my head wasn't actually water.... I must have hit it on the edge of the shower cubicle pretty badly. But I was up eventually. A Thai man ran there, pressing a white towel to the side of my brain and soon changing it to another one as it became too wet and red. Everybody was shouting and all those people (including women) at the door looking at.....my cock! I was still naked, pretty red on one side but must have been an interesting sight.
*****Thumb in bottom****
Also, must have been because of the shock, I had a very strange feeling down there. My bowels became very loose and I had to run. I had to go so much that in desperation I stuck my thumb into my bottom hole as a plug, grabbed my pants with one hand and started shouting: "Hong nahm yoo tee nai? Hong nahm yoo tee nai?" (Where is the toilet?) The Thai man with the red towel pointed me into the vague direction and I ran. Must have been a totally awesome sight, dashing away in front of the waiting customers, a half red, half white fat farang, shouting and running naked, with his thumb up his bottom. Once there, got relieved in an instant and sort of the bleeding stopped too (maybe the pressure got released from inside?). Same shit.
Went back to examine the injury with the aid of two mirrors. It looked pretty horrible to me. Even some grey matter popped out. I carefully pushed the brain inside, not to lose any. Got dressed, washed basically and tipped the girl 100B which she did not want to accept. Finally she took it, then left for a minute and came back with some bandage. They offered to take me to the hospital on company expense, which I refused. Simply I hate vultures and dogs who take their living from the misery of other people. Prefer to view doctors, cops and the like from a safe distance, at least the other side of the road. Better to be dead than prey.[Quote]
Thanks T A
Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
I always look forward to your stories, this one was even more entertaining than usual.
Hope you didn't lose too much grey matter, and it heals without the puss.
Patarse
Saint Jack
08-24-07, 17:38
Following my earlier post on Chiang Rai, here's some more episode for the following night.
I went for strolling after dinner along the entertainment lane behind the Wangcome Hotel; dotted with beer bars and some girls sitting. Not seem to be very active during this low season so some of them would pursuade you hard to go in their bar. I chatted with some of them while observing to see if there is any worthwhile target inside; nothing really caught my eyes so I moved on and ended up opposite of Night Bazar again.
This time I wanted to find out how the locals enjoy their weekend night so I got a tuk-tuk to send me to the Sperm Pub.
It is located on the same main road which run in front of the Night Bazar and Wiang Inn Hotel with entrance on the sie street.
No entrance fee and it was packed with people around 10:15 with a couple of table with stools left. Quickly grabbed one and ordered some drink. There is live band playing here and the music is rather loud.
I saw no one who look like or give any hint of WG or freelancer, so asked the waiter if there are working girls and was told that they normally come late into the night like 1 am or even later. Probably after working somewhere else and continue here for more business.
Upon finishing my drink I decided not to waste time waiting for 2-3 hours and set to head back to the Orchid MP at Wiang Inn Hotel.
Went out of the pub to look for my transportation back; asking for tuk-tuk and was offered with a Toyota with A/C for 10 Baht more (60 Baht fare) so I accepted the offer and hop into the taxi.
Once the taxi driver realized that I can communicate well in Thai, he asked if I am interesting to get some companion. Then I asked what kind of girl is he offering; he said some college or vocation school students looking for some income.
Umm, that draw my interest so the next question was on price and it is 1,500 Baht ST. I told him that's expensive and about the as in Bangkok while upcountry here should be cheaper. But he said girls are young and that's what the premium is for. The girls are said to be 18-22 yearsold and if I am not happy with the one delivered then I can send them back free of charge.
So, agreed on the deal and was promised that within 30 minutes someone will be at my guesthouse parking.
Approximately the promised time my cellphone rang and I went down to check it out.
It was a girl not so bad though not exactly my type but well within acceptable range for this price so I took her up my place.
May is 19; still going to school and seems rather new in business. She's a bit shy but quickly got wet and said that she got aroused quickly because not having sex that often. I promised her that I would do my best to make her feel good and she said she's already feeling high. I always like mutually enjoying it so we had rather good chemistry.
Tried various position but no BJ which was a bit dissappointing for me but her young and firm body made it up and finally we both came around the same time.
I asked for her number so that next time can bypass the taxi driver who took a 500 Baht cut from her. She promised that she has some friends who are doing the same thing and can introduce me should I need one. I said OK next time I come to Chiang Rai I will call and kissed her goodbye.
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Hi,
Here's the stats on my latest trip:
Average total spending per day: B1200 including everything.
Hotels 120-400, the B150 Sakon in Korat is still the best deal around.
Hot meals: B15 for Laap Neua in Pilok and B60 for Yam Wun Sen in Si Saket were cheapest and dearest.
Girls: 150-1000, B1000 was for LT. Average B340. Pilok consistantly B200, Korat now mostly B300. I did not partake in Nong Khai, where I did get the occasional B200-300 offer, and Chiang Rai, where massage girls on the main guesthouse road wanted B800 for a hand job. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding? Lousiest fuck was in Korat, proudly presented by a Chiang Mai ho. She spoke English as if she bonked foreign teachers in CM. Best in Korat, Si Saket, Buriram, Pilok and Pattaya. In fact, the CM ho was the only one who under performed.
The weather was hot, too hot for the time of year, and hardly any rain. When rain finally arrived, half of Si Saket province was flooded.
Well, that's my report of 65 days in the Holy Land.
Freeler, I enjoyed your report but could you provide more detail? Where to find the girls, etc. I visit some of the same places and generally don't have much luck in finding anything remotely doable, and almost never find good service upcountry. Even in my recent visit in Pattaya I couldn't find a girl worth doing about half the days I was there despite lengthy and strenuous searches - the Beach Road is decimated.
Opebo,
Pattaya was extremely good this time around. Real good lookers, good service and no bs pricing to top it off.
But, as the gif shows,
(that gif is now removed. 397 views and not single fukken comment? no more pics from me, thanks!)
some girls really suck:D! But what can you expect for B200?
To better your chances, might I advise the use of rubber?
Opebo,
To better your chances, might I advise the use of rubber?
Not the issue, friend. I rarely even saw any with whom I wanted to broach such topics.
I don't have anything new to report personally, but rather than waste the space: my Thai aquaintances have been raving about Kosa Hotel's soapy massage, at 1,100 baht, 1,500 baht, and 2,000 baht for the different tiers. In Khon Kaen. Of course I'll never partake, but it may interest the well-heeled.
Crocodilexp
08-29-07, 09:14
Maybe some of this info is repeated, but at least it's a bit more current, as scenes change.
In general, the best time to go to Thai brothels is early evening (7 pm).- the girls didn't go through their 5 Thai dicks just yet so are still fresh. There are girls earlier on in the day (I went at noon and 4 pm), but not as many girls, most of them sleeping. NOT the same as in ChiangMai where prime time is 11 am (morning! ).
Of course, to go to a Thai brothel, you should speak some basic Thai.- or be really, really adventurous
*Nong Khai*
Somewhat lively scene for a town this size, but it's mostly Thai oriented. Many girls in NK are mostly not of Isaan stock, but something that may be Lao/Chinese/Vietnamese. Much whiter complexion, larger noses, nicer feet and overall better looking IMO.
Most of the SWs in town are Lao.- they get here on 3-day visas. The business is heavily controlled by pimps, but girls seem free to move around town (e. G. Go to your hotel), which is not the case with Lao girls in Udon.
Brothel scene changes, but here are a few I found. It's good to ask a TukTuk driver to take you there, since they're not readily noticed and the staff doesn't call out to you. Still, helps to know where they are and what the deal is.
* Behind the Grand Hotel on the main highway.- on the left of the hotel, there's a soi, and then turning right from there (right behind a hotel). The place has 5 or so Lao girls (# visible when lineup is called, might be more). The lazy fat pimp takes 700, of which the girl gets 250.- I tried to get them lower, but couldn't. The girl was an absolute stunner. 20 y. O. Lao with a cute Chinese face and a perfect body.- she went to my hotel and was fun in bed too. I know it sounds mad, but I'the have easily paid 2000 for the girl of her caliber.
* On soi Sukpracha (go north from Prajak road, then into a parking lot on your right), there are two lit doors, with Lao girls in the evening. It was 700 off premises, I think 500 on premises.- they even had a sign in Thai to that effect, and I overheard a group of Thai punters saying "jet loi" outside. Seems expensive for upcountry, but that's it. Didn't partake.- the girls seemed not too friendly and not happy to be there.
* On Meechai road and sois going towards Prajak road, there are a few small Thai brothels (4-5 or so). This is the area a bit east of the bus station (2-3 sois down). Hard to see from Prajak.- better walk on Meechai. The girls here will call out, so not hard to find. 300 baht per shot (they tried negotiating, but I didn't budge), pretty horrible experience.- no shower in their ST room, walls don't go all the way up to ceiling, no BJ, girl insists on turning off the light and starfishes. She gets 150 ($4! ), what a great place She wanted to get my phone # and go with me after hours. At $5 ought to be a bargain.- she was cute, but service was so crappy I didn't feel like it.
* Hotel at soi Bumrungrit near the river (between Rimkhong and Meechai). Easy to find as it has a sign hanging at 45 degree angle. About 5-6 Lao girls there, some looking OK, most rather old (25+). Negotiated hard and got a 500 baht deal for a girl in my room, including BBBJ. She had an ok personality, but the service was crappy.- I assume she's used to lying on her back and having poochai Thai pound her for a while, and with Farang her 250 baht are way more work.
There are a few Farang bars (total of less than 10 bargirls) near the river.- didn't try them.- Pattaya is better for that, but it'the be interesting to see what prices they ask.
* Udon Thani *
Brothels with Lao girls on Adynyadet Soi 2 are somewhat open for business. Their number varies, a few weeks back I found only 1-2 open, but in late August there were 7-8. This is a 10 minute, well-lit walk from Robinson/Mall and the main Farang area.
The brothels are all behind heavy bolted doors, and Thai pimps need to usher you inside. You can still look around and get out, though obviously they're not too happy about the circulation.
The padlocks feel fishy, but I assume what it does is prevent a police squad from just bursting into the brothel.- one undercover officer could enter, but they could not make a raid before the girls went away. Lao girls here are illegal immigrants.- in Nongkhai they get 3-day passes, but not in Udon. They don't move around town much, but I think they're not slaves.- I talked to a girl that was due to go home the next day, and quite happy about it.
Quoted price is 500 baht (for Thais too), but on all 3 occasions I did get down to 400, but not lower (tried for 300, to the point of leaving). The girl gets 200 of it.
Two of the tree girls provided very good service.- nice friendly attitude, BBBJ and a fairly leisurely fuck in many positions as requested. Still, the management seems not to want punters to spend much more than 30-40 minutes on the deal.- for 400 baht, it's OK I guess.- this is not a place to go for GFE. The third girl provided very crappy service (no BBBJ, starfish), I guess negotiating upfront is a good idea.- as That Asshole said, negotiate everything with the pimp, not the girl (I don't like doing it, but should).
Two of the rooms were surprisingly nice for a Thai brothel.- small but clean room, clean towels, had an in-room wash area with a barrel of water and liquid soap, and fairly clean towels. One of the rooms was actually better than the 300 baht guesthouses I stayed in Khao San a while back. However, one of them was bad.- creaky wood and outside bathroom. For me there's certain minimum standard below which the room squalor starts to detract from enjoyment.
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i spent two nights in the wonderful town of udon thani, and, cheeringly, found things a little looser than my last check. soi 2 is limping along with doors a half open and more coming and going in the street - last time it was pitch black and even the touts hid in the shadows. they have even built a new front to the one from which that part was torn during the bad times - it is i must admit rather nicer.
the house with the new front continues to provide the best looking girls on the soi, in my opinion. service was ok, but as always in inverse proportion to the appearance of the provider. in that house i believe the young lady managed to extract an extra 300 baht from me for the bareback, in addition to the now apparently standard fee of 400 paid to the manager.
the house next to that one, just a bit further down (i think it may be the last house) provided me my best experience of the trip - a slightly older one of say 23 or so, who was a 'big girl'. no, not fat, just tall and with some size to her frame - it was like being with a nicely formed farang girl. or maybe it just seemed that way after all the tiny lao girls. anyway she did a truly excellent blow job, and wasn't particularly difficult about the bbfs. the best part was she really rode and didn't mind being ridden vigorously - unlike most of the tiny 19 year olds in this soi, her vagina could accomodate.. in addition, it lubed copiously. creampie was recieved unprotestingly - to the contrary, in a tight, sweaty embrace (and with a kiss)! do you mongers ever kiss them? i never initiate, but am pleased enough when they do.
the next night i ventured down soi 7 and found no houses open, just female touts chasing me in hopes of escorting me to 'bungalo'. i have been to that bungalo before, and have no desire to return - where they cart the girls up in pairs by motorbike, for inspection and selection. i wonder why soi 7 is still more under the bootheel than 2?
i returned to soi 2 where i had another well-serviced session with an older girl of 25ish in the first house on the left. sadly she robbed me of 500 baht while i was in the shower - please be careful in those houses, brothers! i quietly accused them of 'kamui', and reported the infraction to the pimps - hopefully she will be punished, if only with having to share the booty.
i also ventured to soi sow fie dang where i found things pretty much the same - limping along in the dark. the numbers of girls i found in the houses seemed skimpy - usually only 2-3. i checked several and couldn't find any that tempted me, when finally a thai man on a motorbike asked if he could take me to another venue. the place was a small rooming house or hotel, not far from mojos, where at most half a dozen very good looking 18-20ish girls were available for 500 baht. i visited twice, managing to bareback both, though one demaned 300 baht extra.
so, all in all, things continue to limp along in udon - not as many girls as in the hayday, and the scene is a bit more rep001tered, but you can still get laid for 400-800 baht. for those who insist on the 300 baht deal from the old days, it can still be had, but only from the old streetwalker ladies on the road which leads from robinsons to the train station (i believe it is prajak). udon is somewhat unpredictable in terms of service, but if you figure a 50% success rate you will be fine. i often save my load for the next one if a girl is lousy.
two days budget:
hotel - 640
food - 400
girls - 2,900
loss(theft) 500
moto rent - 300
bus - 100
misc. - 200
total - 5,040
I just came accross a very good review of this massage parlour at another website from last year. Asia Massage is located accross from the Forum Shopping Center in a small alley in the Chonburi City (between Bangkok and Pattaya).
The guy who reviewed it says that this place is virtually unknown to foreigners. Only Thai guys frequent it. But a good number of the ladies there are in the '8' category. There is not that much competition for these ladies. Their prices are quite reasonable (800B for 1. 5H soapy massage with full service available for an extra tip). And these ladies have a good attitude too.
Perhaps some of these Thai ladies have never been with a farang. And getting to do it with a farang satisfied their curiousity a little. Hence the good attitude.
This sounds like a good place to visit. But a lot can change in a year.
Has anyone visited or heard of this place recently? Is it still open and is it still good?
NicFrenchy
09-05-07, 10:38
work got me to stay in huahin for a while again and despite the poor p4p (compared to bkk, pty, cnx) there are still places where you can get satisfaction.
here are 2 of my experiences:
maximum massage: (afternoon)
i wanted to get a massage at the place across from [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) but before i even reached it, a lady from maximum massage (right next to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900)) grabbed my arm and invited me in.
i smiled at her and told her that i wanted to go to the massage place across (pointing my finger towards the shop) and she started to smirk.
her "why you go there?"
me "because very good massage" i lie.
her "you only want massage?"
me "no, up to her"
her "really? me good massage you and massage him" (pointing towards my groin area)
ok, let's go (i say) and she gives me a wide smile.
upstairs is very dark and only 3 lousy mattresses, separated by thin curtains (but you can't really see through them). one of the curtains closed and i could hear an english woman getting a massage (i wonder whether they will ask her the "special" question).
massage was very sensual, she did not apply any pressure whatsoever and quickly ended up massaging my ass and my balls.
i turned over and she started to kiss me, while jerking me off. i delicately moved her a little bit away and started to remove her shirt, she got the hint and without a word dropped every piece of clothes from her body then jumped on top of me. we continued kissing and while i was feasting on her tits she started to impale me, bareback. i jumped and told her i cannot do it without a condom and she said she did not have any, fortunately i had some with me.
we went at it in several positions and i did not force it too much because i did not want her to be loud. after a while she removed the condom and finished with a bbbj and hj while sucking on my balls.
the experience was good however i would be careful with this one because she had no second thoughts about fucking bareback.
i gave her 1000 (including massage) and she seemed very happy, asked me if i was there on holiday and how long i was going to stay in hh. i told her i was there for a few days. little conversation and next thing you know she wanted to join me at my hotel (the hyatt) but i refused.
orchid massage: (evening)
was in need of another oil massage and decided to try my luck at orchid massage (next to bookazine).
i booked 2 hours (i wanted to relax and was not really looking for extras) and was escorted to the upstairs private room.
they have 2 rooms upstairs: one large one with 3 massage beds separated by curtains and another one, smaller, private room with only 1 massage bed (both rooms close with a door).
i did not ask to choose the lady and was assigned an older lady (not so bad looking) with an ample chest.
she washed my feet and then asked me to totally disrobe. she massaged me until i dozed off and when i woke up, she was playing with my chest hair lol, i didn't even remember turning around.
when she realised i was awake she continued the massage and went down to my stomach.
i was starting to get erect and she was constantly moving "it" out of the way to continue the massage.
after 5 minutes of caressing my abdomen she spontaneously grabbed my member and stoked it slowly.
her eyebrows raised and she asked "you want massage?" i nodded and she started to oil it up and stroke faster.
i couldn't help but caress her massive tits over her polo shirt and she offered no objection. however, as i tried to slip my hand under her shirt, i sensed she was not very comfortable so i did not force it and continued squeezing from outside.
after some time stroking, it was feeling good but i was losing my erection, she felt it and asked me "why?" but i had no answer, i just looked at her breasts. she smiled, lifted her shirt and unhooked her bra to reveal an oversized pair of juggers. i wasn't sure i could touch so i didn't try until she looked me in the eyes and gave me an approval nod.
her breasts were very soft and her nipples very responsive, i played a little bit with them and couldn't hold any longer. as she sensed me reaching climax, she lowered her nipple and put it in my mouth.
the orgasm was very intense, she did not stop stroking until well after the last drop was out, hooked back her bra, lowered her shirt and asked me to relax. gave me a hands massage that felt really good and thanked me with a big wai.
i gave her 300 baht and she seemed happy with that. 2 hours massage used to be 600 @ orchids but is now 800 (400 per hour).
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Once in a while you read advice about strict morals in rural Thai villages and the importance of proper behavior there. All this is true to some extent, at least in terms of public behavior. But I've spent some time in rural Thailand (Isaan). And I've discovered that P4P goes on just as much there as in any other place of Thailand.
Even in a village of about 100 houses, I know one house along the road where the lady of the house (fairly attractive, nice figure) supplies the drinks and makes herself available to men desiring her. She is married and has kids. Her husband stays at home and knows what's going on. And apparently he doesn't mind. I got to talk with this lady. She occasionally goes to Pattaya and works there in a bar during the tourist high season.
And in a place not far from there along a major road near an enterance to a small town, there are a lot of ramshakle Thai restaurants for people to stop at and eat. I went there to eat on a few occasions with my Thai lady. And apparently some of the women there are serving more than just the food. Some of them are available to be taken to the nearby town's short-time hotel for some fun and company. The available lady I've seen there was more attractive than many of the bar ladies I've seen in Pattaya. But her fee was about the same. She said that she expects 1000B from her men and she wouldn't do it for any less.
But my Thai lady said to me later that she probably gets less than that from her Thai men. The man can promise her 1000B. But when the time comes to pay, he may say he must've mislaid his money and he doesn't have this much. He'll promise to pay her more later. But quite often paying more later they forget.
Inside the small town there, I went for an evening stroll with my Thai lady. And along the road near the police station where vendors were selling prepared food. I saw a very tall (at least 6 ft) and very attractive Thai lady who apparently was available for an agreed upon fee to go to the local short-time hotel with any motorist passing by.
In another small place near the border with Cambodia, I was shopping at a market near a major road. Some older farang tourists with their farang wives stopped there and looked a little disoriented. An attractive Thai lady from one of the better-looking shops apporoached the men and jokingly mis-spoke to them "Can I have you gentlemen? " instead of saying 'Can I help you gentlemen? " Her good English and her joke made it apparent to me that she has had her share of farang men. And she was probably still available for some hanky-pany too.
These farang guys took one look at their farang wives and scurried out of there like scared rats. They didn't even saying anything this friendly Thai lady.
According to my Thai lady, finding a place for hanky-panky in rural Thailand is usually not a problem. At least it's not a problem for Thai people. If a short-time hotel is too far away or unavailable. Then a nearby toilet is where a horny man can have a good quickie with the lady he desires. Only someone constantly watching the toilet would notice two people going inside there one after the other and then coming out one by one. Of course, the lady and the guy must keep proper appearances and not go inside the toilet holding hands.
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That Asshole
09-15-07, 05:21
Hello everyone. Nice reports. I agree the quality is nice too. All nice. Keep smiling. (Sorry for the stupid comment. I would rather write a report).
I am thinking about taking 4 or 5 days R & R, in between trips to Dubai in November, and thought one of these 2 places might be nice. There is not much to read on either places, so I thought I would come here to ask.
Not interested in mongering there, I will be bringing my own, but what I am looking for is nice beaches, a nice reasonably priced place to stay, some good food, and maybe a couple of cozy bars with live music. Am I asking too much?
Also, it seems like Koh Chang might be easier to get to, no need to fly to Phuket or Krabi, but are the beaches of Phi Phi not the best in Thailand?
Thanks in advance.
Koh Chang is BYO - not much available there (old field reports back this up too). I think it has something to do with the "park status" - it's a "national park" IIRC
I promised a report from Hua Hin a month ago, so finally got my act together. I just spent a night there to wait for the Lomphraya bus to Ko Tao. Wasn’t my intention to get any girl either. But as I walked around I realised there are actually a lot of beer bars, especially in the Th Phunsuk area. Didn’t see a lot of good lookers actually when passing by. As I turned into Soi Bintaban I think, I just dropped down at a small bar with some cosy chairs outside, and a band playing inside, only to have a beer. But quite soon I had a good looking and quite fun girl on my lap. There was another one which qualified as well, but the rest were to be missed. So took here for LT. Asked a price and she quoted 1500. Didn’t border to barging, BF 300. It was at 10:30 PM and she was happy to leave. Didn’t even buy her a drink.
Don’t remember the name of the hotel I stayed, and I lost the card, but it was conveniently next to the clock tower where my morning bus would depart, 5 min walk from the bar. She must have been there before; she went straight for the elevator. 25 years and a kid, so some minor stretch marks. But quite wet and service minded. Good BBBJ, enjoyed DATY. Big for Thai pussy, managed to fist her to my knuckles. Also gave her two fingers in the ass, but she refused to be fucked there though. So, had her twice before we went to sleep and another one in the morning. She accompanied me to the bus where we waited at Starbucks.
A pleasant bonus this one, quite worth it and good GF experience.
Hua Hin isn’t a place to spend much time I would say, but if you have to be there, there is gold to be found.
I spent a night there before crossing the border to Burma the next day. I didn’t see anything openly which reminded me of a P4P. Top North Hotel has been mentioned, but didn’t see anything there. So better cross the border to Tachileik and go to the lady houses instead. See link to the Burma forum for my post there. At least everyone stays at attention at 8 o’clock in the morning when they play the Thai national anthem over the loadspeakers.
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A friend of mine and I found a place there a while back.... we were quite drunk and wandering around and found one of those thai style places with demure girls out the front dressed in those foxy dresses. We didn't stop there so I've no further info, and, as it was just part of a random wander, I can't quite tell you where it was apart from to say it was in the NE quadrant of town.
I've even managed to underwhelm myself with how useless the information I've just provided is.
I spent a night there before crossing the border to Burma the next day. I didn’t see anything openly which reminded me of a P4P. Top North Hotel has been mentioned, but didn’t see anything there. So better cross the border to Tachileik and go to the lady houses instead. See link to the Burma forum for my post there. At least everyone stays at attention at 8 o’clock in the morning when they play the Thai national anthem over the loadspeakers.
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Blunderer,
Useless information?
I'd say it goes to show that a random walkabout in a Thai border town always leads to a brothel of sorts.
Hi Guys,
Recently I went to Betong for 2 days. Walk around the city and find out not so many nice places to visit. Just went for massage in the hotel.
Can someone tell me where to get some chicks there? Maybe some nice bar or disco too.
Hi Calko & Everyone,
Betong has got day time and night time pleasures.
In the day you can visit the street beside the Betong Merlin Hotel (I normally stay there!!!). This street is has karaoke bars that are in full swing with girls dancing naked on the tables (you can take them to your room for a price). They start 2pm onwards and close around 7pm.
You can also get a motor-cycle in the day to take you to some of the street brothels located about 15mins from Betong merlin Hotel (cant remember the road name btw its near a hotel with a late nite disco).
In the night you can visit the streets nearby to the Betong Merlin. Just walk down from Merlin, to the street, turn left walk straight for about 10meters, turn right, walk straight for another 10 meters, then there will be karaoke bars along the streets in the area to your right and straight.
Also opposite the Merlin there is an all-nite disco with a strip show. This disco starts around 9pm and goes on until the wee hours of the morning.
Finally I have recently heard from some Betongites...of a new place on the way into Betong town from the border. It is resort on the left of the road. Here you have everything...hotel room, girls, karaoke etc.
So pick what you prefer and enjoy brothers...
Cheers
Iceraj
PS : The girls in Betong have been known (notorious) to charge you LT (especially those brought in to your hotel room by the pimps) prices, then run off without a trace (without even a ST)...so beware...at least get a shot immediately upon the paying for her friends...cheers.
Thanks Iceraj for the comments. I need to ask something from you.
When you will be going there again? Maybe we can hang out together.
How much it cost staying at Merlin a nite?
U mean the underground disco opposite Merlin Hotel?
I was just in Chantaburi for 1 day and 1 night...I had no original intention of going there but ended up staying a night on my way back from Cambodia (took the Pailin crossing, coming from Battambang) and I was glad I did. It is about a 2 hour drive north east of Pattaya and well worth a visit as it is a lovely little town centered around a really nice lake.
Anyway enough of the lonely planet nonsense and on to the whoring. I stayed at the Eastern Hotel near the lake and as chance would have it the hotel is right next to the Chantaburi red light area. There were 2 or 3 massage parlours and 5 or 6 karaokes. The biggest and best massage place was called Marina and it is very close to the eastern hotel. It had about 12 girls all of good quality and in the 19 to 23 age range. Also in this vicinity was a short time hotel with girls available.
I had a 20 year old girl from Marina and she was from Mae Hong Son. The service was absolutely fantastic and I have to say one of the best I have had in many months..she loved it as hard as possible and was not shy about anything including putting my willy wonka in her chocolate factory!! Facial cum shot porno style, no problem. Later I took a girl from the short time hotel, 19 years of age and attractive. Service was ok but nothing special. Both girls were 1,500THB all in, I tipped the Mae Hong Son girl quite generously.
A great town, plenty of action, well worth a visit (not solely for mongering or solely for site seeing but as combination of both then definitely).
Hi Calko,
Yes the Disco opposite Merlin, but its not underground. It's on the 1st floor. And there is a Karaoke inside as well. Nice for a late night drink when you are drunk/high...not before...the music is very-very loud...
Merlin room price very reasonable...I believe about RM100/- per night if not lesser.
When you get to the Merlin, be nice to the Bell-boys...they will help you get everything you want. Or ask them how to get to the places I have described and they will be very willing to help you...a bit of tips will be enough (dont overpay please!!!).
The girls are RM200 to RM300 per night negotiable down to RM150 for the older stocks. But go to their ***** Shops and get them from their Papasans, much safer, and comes with a warranty, if they run away, you can get a new one from the Papasan (and the one who runs away will get a bad beating...pity!!!).
Picking up chicks from Discos and Pubs here is very dicey as they are bound to be problems unless you are really sure of yourself...and please take care of your wallet.
I am not sure when my next trip there is...will let you know...but with the above info and with the guides at the Hotel, you will not have a problem. So go and enjoy brother.
And please add a report here when you get back.
Cheers,
Iceraj
Lover Boy #2
10-27-07, 05:48
I was just in Chantaburi for 1 day and 1 night...I had no original intention of going there but ended up staying a night on my way back from Cambodia (took the Pailin crossing, coming from Battambang) and I was glad I did. It is about a 2 hour drive north east of Pattaya and well worth a visit as it is a lovely little town centered around a really nice lake.
Anyway enough of the lonely planet nonsense and on to the whoring. I stayed at the Eastern Hotel near the lake and as chance would have it the hotel is right next to the Chantaburi red light area. There were 2 or 3 massage parlours and 5 or 6 karaokes. The biggest and best massage place was called Marina and it is very close to the eastern hotel. It had about 12 girls all of good quality and in the 19 to 23 age range. Also in this vicinity was a short time hotel with girls available.
I had a 20 year old girl from Marina and she was from Mae Hong Son. The service was absolutely fantastic and I have to say one of the best I have had in many months..she loved it as hard as possible and was not shy about anything including putting my willy wonka in her chocolate factory!! Facial cum shot porno style, no problem. Later I took a girl from the short time hotel, 19 years of age and attractive. Service was ok but nothing special. Both girls were 1,500THB all in, I tipped the Mae Hong Son girl quite generously.
A great town, plenty of action, well worth a visit (not solely for mongering or solely for site seeing but as combination of both then definitely).
Great report and thanks for the info....just what i needed!!
Lover Boy #2
10-27-07, 05:58
i spent two nights in the wonderful town of udon thani, and, cheeringly, found things a little looser than my last check. soi 2 is limping along with doors a half open and more coming and going in the street - last time it was pitch black and even the touts hid in the shadows. they have even built a new front to the one from which that part was torn during the bad times - it is i must admit rather nicer.
the house with the new front continues to provide the best looking girls on the soi, in my opinion. service was ok, but as always in inverse proportion to the appearance of the provider. in that house i believe the young lady managed to extract an extra 300 baht from me for the bareback, in addition to the now apparently standard fee of 400 paid to the manager.
the house next to that one, just a bit further down (i think it may be the last house) provided me my best experience of the trip - a slightly older one of say 23 or so, who was a 'big girl'. no, not fat, just tall and with some size to her frame - it was like being with a nicely formed farang girl. or maybe it just seemed that way after all the tiny lao girls. anyway she did a truly excellent blow job, and wasn't particularly difficult about the bbfs. the best part was she really rode and didn't mind being ridden vigorously - unlike most of the tiny 19 year olds in this soi, her vagina could accomodate.. in addition, it lubed copiously. creampie was recieved unprotestingly - to the contrary, in a tight, sweaty embrace (and with a kiss)! do you mongers ever kiss them? i never initiate, but am pleased enough when they do.
the next night i ventured down soi 7 and found no houses open, just female touts chasing me in hopes of escorting me to 'bungalo'. i have been to that bungalo before, and have no desire to return - where they cart the girls up in pairs by motorbike, for inspection and selection. i wonder why soi 7 is still more under the bootheel than 2?
i returned to soi 2 where i had another well-serviced session with an older girl of 25ish in the first house on the left. sadly she robbed me of 500 baht while i was in the shower - please be careful in those houses, brothers! i quietly accused them of 'kamui', and reported the infraction to the pimps - hopefully she will be punished, if only with having to share the booty.
i also ventured to soi sow fie dang where i found things pretty much the same - limping along in the dark. the numbers of girls i found in the houses seemed skimpy - usually only 2-3. i checked several and couldn't find any that tempted me, when finally a thai man on a motorbike asked if he could take me to another venue. the place was a small rooming house or hotel, not far from mojos, where at most half a dozen very good looking 18-20ish girls were available for 500 baht. i visited twice, managing to bareback both, though one demaned 300 baht extra.
so, all in all, things continue to limp along in udon - not as many girls as in the hayday, and the scene is a bit more rep001tered, but you can still get laid for 400-800 baht. for those who insist on the 300 baht deal from the old days, it can still be had, but only from the old streetwalker ladies on the road which leads from robinsons to the train station (i believe it is prajak). udon is somewhat unpredictable in terms of service, but if you figure a 50% success rate you will be fine. i often save my load for the next one if a girl is lousy.
two days budget:
hotel - 640
food - 400
girls - 2,900
loss(theft) 500
moto rent - 300
bus - 100
misc. - 200
total - 5,040
just a quick question without any value judgement on my part......are you afraid that this bareback action can lead to bad things?...and has the bareback action ever led to problems with your equipment?
Anyone know about the action in Sukhothai and Mae Sot on the burmese border??Is there something at all?
Hi,
Any updates on situation in Udon?
Passing through on my way to Laos and will stop overnight.
Has situation improved?
Thanx
Pedro917
When I was in Laos PDR I travelled across the Friendship Bridge to go over to Udon Thani. Udon Thani is so many times bigger and more advance compared to Vientiane, the Capital of Laos PDR.
A friend took us to a hotel for Thai massage. I forgot the name of the hotel but it was very big and nice. They have special massage parlour there.
I was introduced to a 30+ lady. She gave very good massage. Half way through she was teasing my little brother. Then she asked me if I wanted a release. I said yes. She gave me a very sensual and slow HJ which I exploded with lots of cum. Roaming was allowed.
She then continued the massage. When everything was done she even bathed me. The bath tub was just beside the bed.
I tipped her 200 Bath. The massage was paid by my friend which I did not ask how much it cost.
It was a good experience. If I were in Vientiane, I would surely stop by Udon Thani again.
24th Nov 2007
Arrived @ Danok Immigration late afternoon around 4pm+ and went to our OKT friend's outlet called Wan Wan Za (please PM me for his tel no! Same chief OKT for Charlie also!) & check in at TM motel in front of Oliver Hotel which luckily was booked by Ah Yong for us @ RM80 due to festival peak season rate! We had a check around and the standard rate for even cheap hotels were from RM80 & above on that day with very few hotels having rooms available, if there was rooms avaialble it would be only 1 room and at RM80 price minimum.
On the insistence of both my cheonging buddies I booked the girl named Nam Tan which our Datok Kenny had a fancy too but according to him he wont book this trip coz waste of $ as he is too tired! Unfortuntaly at that time there was only 2 rooms ready & I willingly waited for the next available room at 7pm. All 3 of us moved on to Satit to choose our respective massage girl and I as usuasl would let the establishemt choose a good massage lady for me! That means no hanky panky! It turned out Mayor was keen on my ML and took her in his room after my session finished!
Went back to WWZ and chat with Nam Tan and Ah Yong and I seriously thought I'm dead coz Nam Tan apperared cool to me, anyway I trusted OKT Ah Yong & my gut feeling that it shouldnt be that bad. Ah yong got us the room and we went up to the room which according to Datok is better than F4 and took a bath and got onto bed. She still acted cool ut after a bit of chatting to warm up things & a little warm up fore play, WOW she changed into a super sexed woman! Her BBJ was outstanding with a truly CFM look that u could die for! We changed into many positions and boy this girl was truly aimed to please if I believe you are willing to spend time to please her 1st! You see Im big sized guy and not leng chai or yau ying like Datok but luckily got some kung fu skill bot not painting skill as claimed by them. Anyway was virtually wetting the bed with both our body fluids (pre cum, sweat and god knows what!) with all the postions and I must say was the best making love session I ever had in Thailand. Anyway thats why I was damn busy when Ken & Jacky decided to called me for dinner but my mind was on another type of live oyster for my didi!
We wemt for simple dinner & went to Model Pub to check out the dancers! Seems less dancers and less good looking than the last time we were there! Big Heavy Spending on Girls than anything else. Bro HeMan & his frd piad the corkage charge as the 5 litre wine was paid for by Ken, Jacky & me! So much $ changed hands that I lost track of how much $ was spent by me personally ( very rare but I was trully high from the wine!) 2nd time in my life! After Model our next destination was WWZ to again open a bottle of Chivas at RM150 ++ and again heavy drinking from all except me! Heman choose a girl but I was too high to know what was going on, all I did was ogle my babes pole dancing on the pubs bartop. Was at rhe pub till closing time & went to the Lake Side Rest to float the loykrathongs, I was told by Jacky that I virtually threw my float into the lake which in actual fact was supposed to let it float peacefully to let you wish come true.
By the time we went back to the room it was close to 5am and although my girl wanted to sleep I politely asked for sex as I was still having side effects from the 1st session, but alas it was not as satisfying as the 1st time! Intially she declined and said will do it in the morning but many a times I woke up & it's time to go home without having another session as promised!
Woke up next day, said our goodbyes & paid her a tip for the 1st good sex experaince but wouldnt blame her for the 2nd experaince as she was tired!
Went to a few places in town for our farewell massage but finally went to Oscar as they had rooms avialable!
Details:
Name: Nam Tan
Race: Laotian
Age: Early 20s I presume!
Body: Slim & small!
Height: Below Average
Boobs: Small
Skin: Fair
Nipple: Very snall & cute! Slurpppppp!
Armpit hair: OK
Language: Thai & Hokkien!
BJ: Great 1st time with dmn great CFM look, 2nd none!
FJ: 1st time blew my world,2nd time hehehehe just had to blow my load away! She is very responsive & very wet & for a 6months pro her pussy is still in good condition!
FK: Yes & damn passionatly but only 1st time!
DATY: No but I didnt ask or try! She should be OK
Damage: RM300 + tips ?
WIR: Yes but maybe for another of Ah Yongs girl!
This trip was indeed 1 of my best in terms of sex & fun but very heavy on the pocket, thus I need to control finances the next trip
End of FR!
KL Guy
I was just in Chantaburi for 1 day and 1 night...I had no original intention of going there but ended up staying a night on my way back from Cambodia (took the Pailin crossing, coming from Battambang) and I was glad I did. It is about a 2 hour drive north east of Pattaya and well worth a visit as it is a lovely little town centered around a really nice lake.
Anyway enough of the lonely planet nonsense and on to the whoring. I stayed at the Eastern Hotel near the lake and as chance would have it the hotel is right next to the Chantaburi red light area. There were 2 or 3 massage parlours and 5 or 6 karaokes. The biggest and best massage place was called Marina and it is very close to the eastern hotel. It had about 12 girls all of good quality and in the 19 to 23 age range. Also in this vicinity was a short time hotel with girls available.
I had a 20 year old girl from Marina and she was from Mae Hong Son. The service was absolutely fantastic and I have to say one of the best I have had in many months..she loved it as hard as possible and was not shy about anything including putting my willy wonka in her chocolate factory!! Facial cum shot porno style, no problem. Later I took a girl from the short time hotel, 19 years of age and attractive. Service was ok but nothing special. Both girls were 1,500THB all in, I tipped the Mae Hong Son girl quite generously.
A great town, plenty of action, well worth a visit (not solely for mongering or solely for site seeing but as combination of both then definitely).
Chantaburi is about 2.5 hours SOUTHeast of Rayong (1 hour bus ride from Pattaya) about 1/2 way to Trat on Sukhumwit (Hwy 3) I never heard of the Eastern hotel - I usually stay at Riverside Guesthouse when I'm in town. Chant is a 4 hour bus ride from Pattaya or 4.5 hours to BKK airport (direct buses go there, too - 190B - last bus leaves at 17:00 to BKK arrives at 21:30 or so) How near to the bus station was Eastern Hotel?
SidTheSexist
12-03-07, 08:46
Took the short trip down here last week as a get out Pattaya day. My first time although I was travelling with a veteran friend of mine.
Plenty of Bars to choose from, which I am assured are almost all offering BBBJ at or near to the bar area inside. Quite obvious from the black windows and neon lights etc.
Candy Bar was the first stop. BF 300 including room upstairs. Good looking girl, approx 23, but let down once the clothes were off. Rightfully shy of her pregnancy marks although above average in the BBBJ dept. Moved to a couple of different positions and finished by removing (the insisted) condom, to COF&T:D Paid the requested 700 for service and carried on with beers downstairs.
WhereHouse Bar second and final stop. Small young looking girl whose name escapes me. From first looks, one would assume to be very new on the scene hence starfish material. I fell for the trap, although it turned out to be one of the best BBBJs I have ever had. I had to force myself out of her mouth before I blew so that I could have at least a few pumps of one of the finest pussies I have ever enjoyed. Lasted about 2 minutes max BBFS before pulling out and delivering over face and tits. Definate 9/10 experience for this one. Highly recomendable!!! BF300 ST500
Drove back to Pattaya for about 8pm.
Sid
A friend took us to a hotel for Thai massage. I forgot the name of the hotel but it was very big and nice. They have special massage parlour there.I think it is the Charoensri Grand, just next to the Charoensri Complex, the main shopping centre. The massage area is on the 7th floor. They will serve you a little cup of hot herbal tea as yoy wait for your lady.
Jeremy
Anyone know about the action in Sukhothai and Mae Sot on the burmese border??Is there something at all?Back in 2005 there was absolutely nothing more available then plain massage in Sukhotai.
M P Lurker
12-04-07, 12:03
Back in 2005 there was absolutely nothing more available then plain massage in Sukhotai.
If you are in Sukhothai and desperate then its not that far to Phitsanulok by taxi. Some Hotels there will have plenty of action.
Kuranyi,
Last time I stayed at Sukhotai hotel, the receptionist offered me a girl, later a bloke showed up at my door with a girl in tow. I thought B800 ST was a bit steep. To say the least. It's fukken ludicrous.
I think it is the Charoensri Grand, just next to the Charoensri Complex, the main shopping centre. The massage area is on the 7th floor. They will serve you a little cup of hot herbal tea as yoy wait for your lady.
JeremyYes, you are right Jeremy. That's the place. I was served a cup of herbal tea beffore the massage.
Found myself in Surin this morning, and as usual I had a look at the train station. Fortunately the 2 old fat bags were not there (I hate it when they come up to me) but instead there was a small young girl, She was around 43/44kg, and said she was 29, although I would have put her up to 10 years younger. She asked 500 but quickly countered with 300 when I refused her initial offer.
Off we went to the nearby short-time bungalows (120bt), showered and got down to business. She was very enthusiastic, agile, wanted to kiss but no oral allowed. Small but nice tits, and she really got off on me sucking them. Donned the rubber, although it clearly was not a condition, then after just a couple of minutes, she asked me to remove it - as she wanted a farang baby!??
I continued with the rubber, but just before cumming removed it and came all over her body. She immediately pushed the cum down to her pussy and pushed as much as she could inside. Mmmmmm! nice but very strange girl.
Also, it seems like Koh Chang might be easier to get to, no need to fly to Phuket or Krabi, but are the beaches of Phi Phi not the best in Thailand?
I went there last year for two nights. Don't know which resort we were in, but we stayed opposite a new Irish Bar. We picked up a couple of cuties playing pool. The rest were pretty standard.
Rednose
Bamboo Pete
12-08-07, 18:24
If you go to Krabi area, or you are on the way to PhiPhi or Ko Lanta, the place you should stay is Ao Nang. The beaches are not the best, but you can go by longboat to Raileh West or other beaches within 10-20minutes.
There are (at least) 4 bar districts in Ao Nang. Easiest way to go there is to take a Mini-Tuk-Tuk (40THB), much smaller than the the Bangkok ones. The one, mentioned in some earlier reports opposite of McDonald’s complex is called ‘R. C. A. ’. There are about 10-12 bars and half of them are well populated. Further down, direction to Krabi (away from the beach), is a 4-bar strip directly at the road. You could tell the driver ‘JW Bar’, which is the one with some good looking girls.
At Ao Nang Beach, where most of the travellers stay, there is a bar complex at center point. You can’t see it from the main road (but you can hear it), so the best way to find it is to take the pathway next to Burger King, or the one next to Wanna’s Place. 10-12 bars, half of them are very well staffed.
The last (but not least) bar I visited is at the other beach which belongs to Ao Nang (Nofarat Beach). This is a one you shouldn’t miss. Tell the driver "Luna Bar" (even I haven’t seen a luna bar). Bar complex directly on the beach and you can go with your lady to a nippa hut or stay at the bar –whatever you like. Nice place, about 10 bars and some are really busy.
I must say, after I was quite disappointed from the bar scene in Chaweng and at Ko Chang, this was a real impressive bar hop. I have seen 7-8 ratings in many bars and it was really hard to decide which one to take. Had a bar fine every night and prices are 1500 for ST and 2000 for LT. Service was very well, all did DFK and BBBJ.
Thanks for the report Bamboo Pete.
Could you give me some idea of the prices for st/lt in Ao Nang and Krabi areas?
Any places you recommend staying in at Ao Nang?
Thanks
Can anyone reccomend a good Hotel in Hua Hin perhaps with a good beach Khao Takiab or Pranburi? I have never been to this part of Thailand and just looking for some peace and tranquility 4 or 5 star in mind.
Thanks
Bamboo Pete
12-09-07, 16:41
Timps,
As I said, I paid 1500 for ST and 2000 for LT. I'm sure you can bargain the price down with some girls, especially if it comes close to 2am when the bars close. I stayed in Ao Nang Sea Front, booked via internet for 2300THB. Strange, they put me in room A1, which is 300 meters away from the hotel, apartment style, and not connected anyhow to the hotel. Just perfect for monger. Can't recommend any other. There are some cheaper backpacker hotels which are for sure girl friendly.
Hey Bamboo thanks for the report.
How did you like the Ao Nang area overall? Did you dive or rock climb also? Did you go to Railey?
From what I have gathered, it seems like a pretty nice area with a good vibe.
Timps,
Rai Lay has three beaches, the beach near 'Princess Cave' is stunningly beautiful. The relative silence is repeatedly disturbed by rock climbers who've reached the summit.
If you're looking for some good old hippie:( vibes, come to Ao Nang.
I prefer to stay in Krabi and take a song thaew to Ao Nang. It's not that Krabi is free of hippies, but it's better than Ao Nang.
Whatever you do go on a three, four or five island tour! Don't forget to bring a hat and long sleeve shirt or risk being sun barbecued.
NicFrenchy
12-11-07, 06:42
Can anyone reccomend a good Hotel in Hua Hin perhaps with a good beach Khao Takiab or Pranburi? I have never been to this part of Thailand and just looking for some peace and tranquility 4 or 5 star in mind.
ThanksIn my opinion:
Great Hotels: Putahracsa HuaHin, Hyatt.
Best Beach hotel: MArriott HuaHin no doubt has the best beach of them all.
Bamboo Pete
12-11-07, 07:12
I'm back in Ao Nang after a 3 days PhiPhi Island trip. My advise is : avoid PhiPhi! Ton Sai is an aweful backpacker area. No fun for mongers , I have not even seen any freelancer.
Ao Nang is not as bad as Freeler said. I like it and the bars are not backpacker style as on PhiPhi or Railey (with no girls) , and are not Thai style as in Krabi town, the are like in good old Pataya.
You can go from Ao Nang to all places you want , 5 island tour is great , 1 day trip to PhiPhi is much better than staying there , and Railey is just a 10 minute boat trip.
Another hotel tip: I stay my last 2 days in Phra Nang Inn , nice rooms with balcony or terrace and a big swimming pool. Strange policy: I asked at check in if I could have visitors and they said , there is a fee for over night , but short time 'ok'. Booked deluxe romm (2500THB) instead of standard room (2000THB) and funny , they said 'over night ok'.
I'm not looking for a hippie vibe...just people having a good time. I'm sure that is easy to find anywhere in Thailand though.
Which has the better beer bar and st possibilities. Ao Nang or Karbi?
From Krabi, how long is the song thaew ride to Ao Nang?
Timps,
Songthaew from Krabi to Ao Nang takes about half an hour. Krabi doesn't have many bars, more like a few. Ao Nang wins in that department. But I don't care about bars. As far as I'm concerned, the next gov closes them all down:D.
Last Peter Pan
12-12-07, 13:48
Markz,
Check on site www.huahinafterdark.com and go to the forum there.
Plenty of info on hotels and guesthouses mentioned.
PP
Member #2041
12-12-07, 14:33
In my opinion:
Great Hotels: Putahracsa HuaHin, Hyatt.
Best Beach hotel: MArriott HuaHin no doubt has the best beach of them all.
If you want to be near the lady bars, none of those will do. Among the higher end hotels, only the Sofitel Central and the Hilton are located close to the nightlife. Personally, I like the Hilton. For a less expensive choice, try the Thipurai City hotel, it's a couple of blocks from the Hilton and Sofitel, and is guest friendly.
Can anyone (and by this I mean mainly Freeler) recommend a cheap hotel in Phitsanulok? Very near the train station and any streetwalkers of course. Air not necessary but hot water would be a plus.
Perhaps also any recommendations for cheap hotels or places to find hookers in Lamphang, Uttaradit, Nakon Sawan, if those places are worth stopping.
Opebo,
If you can stand it: Pan Som Bat at B150, but not even the women like it anymore...
Much better, but a whopping B200, Asia.
Asia: Head left at the traffic circle in front of the RWS, pass the market area and the bus stands, It's then on your left. There's another hortel on the opposite side of the road.
PSB: Same, but just before the bus stands turn right, pass a lunchroom and a small three table restaurant on your left. It's just passed the restaurant. A little further on is London hotel. It's ok for a coffee or tea, but avoid the women outside. They ask too much and give too little.
No hot shower in either hotel. Other hotels are located less conveniently.
The other towns you mention: I don't like them that much and I can't remember places to stay or places to pick up SWs - it's been too long ago.
Pan Som Bat quoted me 200 for overnight, and charged me 100 for a short time. The Asia Hotel has air and hot water rooms for 380, and the Lithai the same. There is an even more charming old hotel called the Phitsanulok Hotel just next to the train station, but it had no hot water, even in air rooms. The Chuan Phuak was a little better at 300 air and 200 fan but a little further away and charmless. These hotels all seemed just a tad overpriced considering their very poor quality, compared to hotels in similar towns in Isaan.
I did manage to get one of the women from outside Pan Som Bat for 200 baht, but she asked for 100 baht more in the room for blow job. I bargained to 50, but the BJ was worthless, unsurprisingly.
While only around 30 and apparentely once fairly good looking and still slim, the woman seemed to have aids or perhaps some more unusual ailment - she was covered with discoloured patches of skin and lumps. There was also a boy at the internet shop covered with spots or sores.. so perhaps this is commonplace in Phitsanulok. During the session I thought to touch the largest lump upon her side, but did not, fearing her reaction. Service was abominable. The denouement was difficult to attain given her unattractiveness and poor service, but I soldiered on to the bitter end, taking a much lamented (on her part) 20 minutes of prodding.
The town is large and at present exceedingly hot. I thought I was going to expire from heat exhaustion and dehydration, but rented a bike near Topend Hotel, saving the day. 250 baht per day is a rip-off by Pattaya standards, but normal for these backwater towns.
More later..
I did manage to get one of the women from outside Pan Som Bat for 200 baht, but she asked for 100 baht more in the room for blow job. I bargained to 50, but the BJ was worthless, unsurprisingly.
Even though many of your posts read more like fairy tales, especially this one, you should be given credit for the humor in them. This is disgustingly funny stuff. 50B for a BJ? Sores, you wanted to touch her lump? Yikes! You would get a better reaction here by posting some pics of these women. Seriously though, if the BJ was worthy, how much of a tip would have given her having paid only 50B for it?
While only around 30 and apparentely once fairly good looking and still slim, the woman seemed to have aids or perhaps some more unusual ailment - she was covered with discoloured patches of skin and lumps. There was also a boy at the internet shop covered with spots or sores.. so perhaps this is commonplace in Phitsanulok. During the session I thought to touch the largest lump upon her side, but did not, fearing her reaction. Service was abominable. The denouement was difficult to attain given her unattractiveness and poor service, but I soldiered on to the bitter end, taking a much lamented (on her part) 20 minutes of prodding.
While only around 30 and apparentely once fairly good looking and still slim, the woman seemed to have aids or perhaps some more unusual ailment - she was covered with discoloured patches of skin and lumps.
Opebo,
Rather unusually, you didn't mention it, but I trust under the circumstances you neither requested nor indulged in bareback.
Final notes on Phitsanulok: A farang dwelling there told me that there are 500 baht small brothels somewhere. Alas heat exhaustion prevented me from looking for these. I went to the Pan Som Bat one more time the next night and found a couple of unattractive women in their late 30's, but also one around 22 who was slightly attractive. Disturbingly, she refused to go for less than 500 baht. I tried for 200, and went up to 300, but no further. I went home unrequited, but apparently prices are rising in Phitsanulok.
We travelled to Udon Thani by way of Loei but did not search that pleasantly cool mountain town for sexual services. After a day there we moved on to Udon Thani where the brothels are open after a fashion - however, I was charged 500 baht on Soi 2! This was after arguing a bit and trying to insist on the correct 300 or at least the 400 I was charged last time. Looks like the massive inflation is reaching to Udon, not to mention the epidemic of 'Farang pricing'. I later was able to bargain to 400 at another house on Soi 2, but still, a very discouraging development.
At the first house I managed to talk the girl into bareback, but in the second it was refused even after 15 minutes of argument, so I left having lost the 400 baht. This sort of insistence is becoming more and more common, alas, and apparently the pimps countenance it. I then went to a house on Soi Sow Fie Dang where I found a very cute girl who unfortunately had too small a vagina to accomadate my prodigiousness. A veritable mouse's-ear! She complained quite a bit, but in a rather polite 'new girl' fashion.
At this point I nearly gave up, but tried one more house, and got an exceptable by Isaan standards blow job and excellent deep vigorous intercourse for 400 baht. What a feeling of satisfaction, at last! And to top it off it is cool and pleasant in Udon, at least after dark.
Does anyone have information on mongering opportunities in Rayong?
Any advice would be appreciated, gf hotels, fl opportunities, bj places, pick up places, anything.
Gangles
I am in Khao Lak right now. It is a very pleasant place, although quiet. There are loads of massage places but nearly all of them seem to be fairly legitimate although by the looks of things there would be a couple that do a happy ending. There is very little here in terms of lady action but I did manage to find one bar which is definitely a lady bar. It is on the main Khao Lak strip and in a small side lane about half way along the main strip on the landward side of the road. The lane is just before the big red Majestic Tailor sign and you will recognise it as there are a few bars down there with fairy lights all over them. The first bar on the lane is called Dragon Bar and is visible from the main strip, the lane is only about 25 metres long and the end is the lady bar. There were about 6 or 7 girls there and actually 3 of them were pretty decent looking and young, from 19 to 21, plus there were some older average looking girls. I had high hopes for taking the 21 year old with really nice boobs but unfortunately at 3, 000 baht for a long time I felt they were just taking the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), and they didn't seem to want to haggle down and when she told me that doesnt do blow job that was the last straw. It never ceases to amaze me, the place was dead and I was probably the only customer there the whole night and still they had to let the one oppurtunity to make money go through sheer greed and silliness. Sometime it is hard to have sympathy for poor people as I sometimes think much of it is there own doing. In summary there are girls available in Khao Lak but the pricing is silly and I would imagine the service would be poor.
Hi,
Here in my Isaan hide away there is no shortage of pussy what so ever. Having my B200 spells of pleasure as always and having a ball.
This morning I banged a really pretty opportunist girl. Last night she traded her services for B500, this morning with only me as a prospective customer, she went down to B200 without hesitation. Later she got B400 when two guys were eying her.
If she spoke any English at all and went to BKK, she would get B2000 ST easily.
BTW the weather here is nice, probably the best weather in 10 years. Daytime warm with a just little bit of wind, nighttime cool enough to kill the fan and sleep well.
while on my trip in thailand this time, i decided to visit cambodia a little bit just to get a feel for the country. (will post my report on koh kong in cambodia section). making my way from pattaya to hat lek on the thai side, i stopped in trat and stayed over one night, just to see what the city is like.
well. the city is small and quaint and laid-back, great to relax for a day or two. but as for "action", i don't think there is any, or at least none for outsiders/falangs.
after getting off the bus at the bus terminal 2km from city center, i took a motorbike ride (20 baht) into town to where all the guesthouses are concentrated. just tell the motor-guy you want to go to pop guesthouse. this guesthouse is written about in the lonely planet and is well-known by most of the bike drivers. once you get dropped off at pop's, then you can walk up and down this tiny street/alleyway to check out the many different guesthouses.
most of the guesthouses here ask for 250 baht for fan rooms, and 400-450 for ac room with private shower and hot water. the 2 places that i recommend are basar garden guesthouse, which is just so quaint with its rooms raised on wooden poles, and the owner, a very nice and really friendly lady by the name of noi. right next to it is residang guesthouse, where i got an ac room with hot shower for 400 baht. very friendly owners (european hubby and thai wife) and very safe.
the one night that i stayed in this town, i went out to roam around. the town/city is quite compact and the major commerce is along the main road named sukumvit. i walked along this main thoroughfare and some of the side streets running off it. did not see any beer bars, massage places or go-go bars. what i did see are a couple of karaoke places that have no english in the signage and seem to cater mostly to local thais. peeking inside, i see a large room inside where one can get up and sing karaoke, and there are a bunch of girls sitting around, whom i think are "hostesses" that will sit with patrons if one desires.
really, there isn't much to do in this town other than just to chill and relax by the river side. now, if anyone knows something different, please report. i would imaging if one knows a local guy in trat, there must be places for the local thai guys to go to. but of course, these places would be semi-hidden from the casual eye.
editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
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Here in my Isaan hide away there is no shortage of pussy what so ever. Having my B200 spells of pleasure as always and having a ball...Care to reveal where this is?
Bomb Exploded in Golok this afternoon/evening. Watched pics on local TV!
Hi,
Had a wonderful New Year's Eve along the railwayline through lower Isaan. I went soft and paid the girl B300. She promissed to bring a friend tonite, so perhaps I am in a threesome later.
Visited Surin, Buriram and Si Saket and only was disappointed in Surin (again... ). It's not worth the trip. It's not even worth stopping when you pass trough it.
Sawasdee Pii Mai!
Freeler
...was disappointed in Surin (again... ). It's not worth the trip. It's not even worth stopping when you pass trough it.
I agree - for some reason Surin is lousy for streetwalkers.
I spent a couple days around New Years in Korat and there were even fewer girls than usual around the park area. Just maybe 3-4, and not one of them remotely appealing. I ended up having to ring in the new year myself, if you know what I mean.
Twosome today,
My girl turned up without her friend. That was her tip out the window.
She, however, wore a gorgeous skirt - somehow I can't resist a woman in a skirt... - and real fake Chanel sunglasses. Needless to say, those had to be cleaned after the act.
Opebo,
My Korat stay last week was a short one too, caused by a lack of women. But I, unlike yourself, did not commit the awful crime you describe but dare not mention. I found a woman on both nights, somehow...
KL Guy,
Suspects already in custody. Who wants to go there anyway?
Apart from the Park in Korat, and the Railway Stations at Buriram, Surin and Sisaket, are there any other public locations in these towns where one might successfully browse for daytime streetwalkers?
I will be in Hua Hin in about 4 weeks from now. Is there a scene like in BKK or Pattaya? Massagepalours, beerbars with girls, Gogo bars etc ?
Is this a big one or a small one?
Who was in Hua Hin and can give me some ideas and help1
Thanks a lot.
Bum,
Your chances of finding streetwalkers in other places would be very slim.
There are some places of interest tho.
In Si Saket just South of the RWS, on a road parallel to the tracks, opposit a pool/ snooker hall.
In Buriram some brothels can be found on Nivas Road, follow it to the West, heading for the bus station. After a bend to the left start looking. It's pretty hard to miss.
Surin is dead in the water, don't waste your time.
Meepmeep99
01-06-08, 02:09
I will be in Hua Hin in about 4 weeks from now. Is there a scene like in BKK or Pattaya? Massagepalours, beerbars with girls, Gogo bars etc ?
Is this a big one or a small one?
Who was in Hua Hin and can give me some ideas and help1
Thanks a lot.II spent 3 months in hua hin on and off last xmas and am not bad looking and 30, but I found it to be a strange place a very frustrating, I never worked out how there minds worked alot of the best looking girls of which there are a fair few will do anything to avoid being taken from a bar so they can go to the Hilton disco with thier friends which starts at 01:00 when all the bars are are forced to close by the police who I am told by locals are paid by the hilton management to strictly enforce closing times so as to give the hilton a monopoly on post 1am entertainment. The idea is that the best looking bargirls will freelance and hopefully pick up a naive hilton hotel guest and hit him with a B5000 bill and they don't know any different and most likely pay it, there paying B7000 a night for a room so why not. I had some good experiences but there are a hell of a lot of young girls who have no intention of fucking you and you'll get girls wanting to sleep instead of fuck. If you have done pats or BKK then the lack of takeable girls will be frustrating. Oh it's all very nice changing from mr nice into mr. Nasty and throwing the bitches out with no money but at 2am it's impossible to go and easily pick up another one. So all that money spent looking for her (drinks bought and bf) is wasted. One night I was at a bar and this new girl was swaning around and I thought ''she's a time waster'', so I put the word out that I was interested and one of the girls I had had before started the matchmaking, straight away the girl I wanted wasn't interested so I ended up offering B3000 for the girl and I made a deal in front of the whole bar that I would give the girl who was doing the matchmaking B2000 if the girl I wanted left the bar with me (which I stuffed down her bra as we dealed) when the answer came back no I was handed the B2000 back and I left the bar and then ensued an almighty shouting directed at miss pretty from the whole bar about the lost commission. Mind you I'll still go back.
Member #2041
01-06-08, 03:49
I will agree with Meepmeep99 about one strange aspect of Hua Hin. It seems to be one of the few places where quite a few of the bar girls don't actually want to go back to the room with a guy for money.
While I have never had one agree to go back and then not provide boom boom, I HAVE had a few who simply would not be bar-fined. Normally, I wouldn't care, and I'd just find another who would go, but invariably, the ones who would not go were all stunners. It wasn't like they wanted more money - they just wouldn't go, and wouldn't name a price at which they would go.
In any case, of the 7 different nights that I was in Hua Hin, I eventually DID get someone to go back with me on 6 of those nights, and no complaints about the ones I actually DID go back with - and a few of them were pretty darn excellent. But, it did seem that I had to work A LOT harder to actually get suitable companionship in Hua Hin than anywhere else in Thailand that actually had lady bars. Everywhere else, being a farang with cash is all that's required. That didn't seem sufficient in Hua Hin. And it wasn't a supply-demand issue, the ladies well outnumbered the punters at the various bars.
Meep, member,
Hua Hin girls have different DNA.
Even if they decide to cum to your room, they will do almost anything to get back to the bar asap.
Guys who pay LT money for a short time honey is not funny.
Strangely, most of these assholes put up with it!
Hua Hin is for the beach time, bring your own and it's a very nice place to stay. Or if you want to take some time off from fucking three times a day - play some pool, have a drink, watxh the tourists go by and be cool with it.
In the old days, Hog's Breath Bar had this mother-of-three lady.
Terrible stretchmarks - to the point of "Lights out, please!" - but she fucked like no other, all night long, if you could keep up with her. And she was damned sweet too. Fold up your clothes and all. And she never asked for tips, thus getting many:).
Sadly, she's gone and so have her working ethics...
Meepmeep99
01-06-08, 08:33
Meep, member,
Hua Hin girls have different DNA.
Even if they decide to cum to your room, they will do almost anything to get back to the bar asap.
Guys who pay LT money for a short time honey is not funny.
Strangely, most of these assholes put up with it!
Hua Hin is for the beach time, bring your own and it's a very nice place to stay. Or if you want to take some time off from fucking three times a day - play some pool, have a drink, watxh the tourists go by and be cool with it.
In the old days, Hog's Breath Bar had this mother-of-three lady.
Terrible stretchmarks - to the point of "Lights out, please!" - but she fucked like no other, all night long, if you could keep up with her. And she was damned sweet too. Fold up your clothes and all. And she never asked for tips, thus getting many:).
Sadly, she's gone and so have her working ethics...I cut my teeth in hua hin, it was the 1st stop on a 5 month fuckathon, returning 4months later after I'd been all over. One thing I learned from that town was don't fall out with any of the bar girls if they give you shit just laugh or be cool, if the ugly fucker with the double rollover keeps hustling for drinks don't tell her to ' FUCK OFF ' just laugh it off, if you upset 'them they'll spread shit about you like theres no tomorrow. I was regularly told by girls I was rumoured to be a 'bad man'. When staying there a long period like I did I found that although at the start you think there's lots of bars when you whittle 'them down to the good ones theres a lot less and then when you upset all the ones who short change you or short measure your gin and tonic you end up after a month with about 2 bars you can go back to, so without meaning to tell granny to suck cocks in hua hin keep a low profile don't lose you temper or blott your copy book with any bar because you'll end up the loser in the end. I'll be factoring being 'fucked while smiling' into the budget. I must say it is a nice rest after Pattaya.
Thanks boys,
Your comments make me clear to stay in Bangkok insteat of travelling to Hua Hin. I wanted a combination of sex & beach and I don't want to go to Pattaya. Thtas why I tought about Hua Hin.
So with this "news" I will stay in BKK, will use all the good places (Akane, Poseidon, Sazanka, Tim's beer bar) etc.) I know and stay at my hotel pool. Think I will have more fun.
Member #2041
01-06-08, 19:43
Thanks boys,
Your comments make me clear to stay in Bangkok insteat of travelling to Hua Hin. I wanted a combination of sex & beach and I don't want to go to Pattaya. Thtas why I tought about Hua Hin.
So with this "news" I will stay in BKK, will use all the good places (Akane, Poseidon, Sazanka, Tim's beer bar) etc.) I know and stay at my hotel pool. Think I will have more fun.
Frankly, I like Hua Hin as a respite from Bangkok and Pattaya - but the action is a lot harder to get than those two places, as I described below. Last time, in early December, I went there with a teerak from Bangkok, but she started to act temperamental and starfish on me, so I put her on the mini bus back to Bangkok, and had to then find my companions among the lady bars - which is what prompted my observation that many of the ladies simply did not want to go back to the hotel.
Frankly, I think that Phuket (esp. Patong) and Samui (esp. Lamai) are the best combinations of great beaches and lots of companionship opportunities. I picked Hua Hin as it's a lower risk place to take a Thai GF because it only involves ground transportation, and if the lady flakes, as mine did and many of them do, either before or during the trip, you need not worry about the cost and inflexibility of plane tickets
I will be spending three nights in the Krabi area next month...diving during the day, hobby at night.
My question is where is the best place to stay that has a combination of beer bars and free lancers...Ao Nang, Krabi, Railey?
Plus any hotel recommendations. I'd like to be close to the action and not spend over 1000baht a night.
I've been to bkk,pattaya, and Patong before. How does this area compare...I know it's smaller but are opportunities still easy to come by?
Thanks,
Tim
Timps
Best place to stay is definitely Ao Nang. Railey is just around the corner by boat but i am 99% certain there are no ladies in Railey (it is isolated by the ocean and really quiet at night with the feeling of being trapped with nowhere to go). I was in Ao Nang 18 months ago (with my ex wife so didnt partake in the action) but on the small main strip there definitely appeared to be at least a couple of lady bars. I would say you could definitely find girls there but quality may be of question. I wouldnt stay in Krabi town as it may defy the point of being on a beach holiday. Could easily go to Krabi town to explore one night but really no point staying there particularly as Ao Nang is really quite nice. A few more expensive hotels right on the beach and plenty of cheaper 3 star options on the road into town, not sure of the names.
Loverboy44
01-07-08, 15:27
thanks boys,
your comments make me clear to stay in bangkok insteat of travelling to hua hin. i wanted a combination of sex & beach and i don't want to go to pattaya. thtas why i tought about hua hin.
so with this "news" i will stay in bkk, will use all the good places (akane, poseidon, sazanka, tim's beer bar) etc.) i know and stay at my hotel pool. think i will have more fun.well, a lot is written about hua hin. i live in hua hin scince 3 years and there is no lack of girls there and i never ever had a problem about a girl that want to go back to the bar asap or even don't want to go with me at all.
there is a large bar area arround soi bintabaht and at the hilton disco you will find many beautiful freelancers. not more expensive then bangkok.
there is even [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) in one of the soi's.
maybe it's just that some guys behave ugly?
i like this town because it's more relaxed then bkk or pattaya and it has a lot of nice beaches. besides, it's not far from bkk.
happy hunting
The Hua Hin ladies, generally, are not into ST or even overnights, but seem to be going for the "long con" – farang who will fall in love with them, support them etc, all those things they dream about. Yes, even the 50 y. O. 200 pounder with a face like a water buffalo does not rule out the possibility. Some of them think you’re not aware that they’re on the game, that they are just nice hostesses who sell drinks and play pool. And they gossip like mad. One old bat who cornered me in one of the late-night eateries wanted all my info, like where I’m from and what hotel I’m staying at. I told her a lie for the first, and wouldn’t tell her the second, as I would sooner fuck a real cow than this cow, so there was no need for her to know anything about me. After that, whenever she saw me she’d call out "I want know what hotel you stay! " There was one I thought was cute, but when I caught up with her and saw her up close I found it wasn’t so, but still I hung out with her in her bar for a bit, with things diminishing by the minute. Well, I ended up propositioning her for the night anyway, and she asked "how many times? " ding-ding-ding went the bell in my head, signaling it was time to abandon ship. I answered "100" and held firm on my offer of 1, 000b. She balked, saying she need more than that to send her son back in Issan. It was 1am. I walked, thanking the deities for lopsided reasoning.
But there was one I met in the dance club attached to the Hilton. She kept taking my arms and wrapping them around her with me behind her. I liked the sentiment but it made me feel like a lech doing this in public. She was around 30, cute, and liked to play hard-to-get in the sack, pushing me away, but then she’d put it down and go into things with enthusiasm. I took her for two nights.
In one of the bars there was a young honey who told me she wanted 3, 000 ST. Heh-heh.
The beach is ok, but there’s lots of trash in the water along that whole stretch of coast. Some genius came up with the idea of providing horse rides on the beach, so if you swim watch out for the turds.
I stayed a little to the south in Jinning Beach, no horsie rides there.
That Asshole
01-12-08, 11:39
Ubon Rachatani Thailand 2008
(Secret and confidential! For sex-tourist only!)
Contents
1. Introducing Ubon
2. Getting there and away
3. General information (accomodation, food, etc)
4. Other things to do in and around town
5. The Ubon Sex experience
6. Conclusion and remarks
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1. Introducing Ubon
Ubon Rachatani by full name, is a major Thai city, located 630 kms east from Bangkok. It is an historical city with a lot of traditional culture evident. Also, it is famous for it's extremely kind and gentle inhabitants, the Isaan people. (Isaan means actually the whole NE region of Thailand.) You can forget about Bangkok and Pattaya crowds, hassles, scams and rudeness. Yet Ubon has so much to offer to the serious sex-tourists. In terms of quality in service, affordable prices and a wide range of attractive females. You would be a fool not to visit.
I have to mention though, that in my opinion the present gentle attitude of the locals may not be a permanent thing. They used be kind and gentle in Pattaya and Bangkok too. But as we arrive in ever greater numbers, bringing with us our rude and culturally insensitive attitudes, our loudness and western agressivity, it is unavoidable that they will start to hate us soon. However this has not happened yet. So, now is your time to come while we are still welcomed in Ubon and Isaan. May not last long.
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2. Getting to Ubon and away
2.1
Ubon has an airport and scheduled flights to various cities, such as Bangkok, Chiangmai, etc. The terminal is not far from town and transport is easy. Ubon is also the last stop on the railway line from Bangkok via Khorat. Several daily services, although considering the 12 hours travel time, a sleeper overnight option is a good idea. The railway station is located in neighboring Warin town, just across the river, a short bus ride away.
2.2
The well organized and clean Ubon bus station is located north of the city, about 3 km away. Apart from buses running to Bangkok's Mo Chit terminal, there are good connections to everywhere in Thailand, especially the NE region. Apart from these, the Thai-Lao international bus has hourly departures to nearby Paxe city in Laos. To get on this, you must have a Lao visa to enter (obtained in Bkk or Konken). Otherwise you must do the trip step by step and purchase the Lao visa on the border. (Paxe in Laos also has a lively sex scene with young subservient women, which will be covered by another report.)
2.3
Local transport in Ubon is by minibus (a pick-up truck with seats in the back, also called "songtaew"). These run predefined routes, charge a flat 10B fee (1USD=33B) and can drop you off anywhere the line alongside the road. Just do what the locals do, signalling by pressing the red buttons in the back. They are designated by large numbers on the back and front. The most useful routes being #2 that runs between the bus station and the train station, passing many hotels on the way and #3 running a similar route but not reaching the railway. Apart from these, motorbike taxis and tuk-tuk (three wheeled car) taxis are available for hire. You might need these for sightseeing or transport connections, but luckily most of Ubon's sex-scene is very concentrated in one area and you can walk most everywhere in safety. Even at night.
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3. General information
3.1 Accomodation
As we said, the #2, #3 buses run past a large number of comfortable and well priced hotels. Some are marked on the map below. But there are much more and generally Ubon hotels represent great value, about third or fourth the price of what you would pay in Bangkok for similar quality. Plus the lack of noise, pollution, scams, etc.
3.2 Food
To be honest, Ubon is not strong on variety and selection of food. Night markets are rather small with just the few usual Thai staples. For food Konken and Udontani are much better, but nevertheless you will find enough delicious choices for the length of a short stay. One local speciality is the "Kuay Jap" which is similar to the popular "Kuayteow" noodlesoup. But some of us think actually the "Kuayteow" is better.
3.3 Changing money
Lacking the huge number of tourists, changing money is not so straightforward here as it would be in Pattaya. Of course it is available at many banks but can involve a lengthy procedure and many signatures. ATMs are all around town and are more convenient, dispensing Thai bath, with a limit of 20,000B/transaction.
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4. Other things to do
The keyword is "Cultural Sex-tourism" and no doubt you will be keen to join in this one. Ubon is full of many attractive wats (buddhist temples) and quiet peaceful streets where you can meet the lovely locals.Stray dogs, the major hassle in many Thai towns are plentiful but seem rather tame. (Still it is worth to be aware, as suddenly you can be surrounded by a dozen of them.) Outside Ubon city, Warin Chamrap the town of the railway station is the old district with a definite Chinese influence and a big market. Makes for an interesting stroll. Otherwise among the many options, the nearby town of Phibun makes for a good daytrip. It has some large markets and one famous temple: "Wat Kao Keow". Trying to read and understand the many inscribed tablets affixed to the trees, representing witty buddhist teachings, is a good exercise for practicing Thai language. The 40km trip takes one hour and buses leave from Ubon bus station every 20 minutes.
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5. Ubon Sex
5.1 General
You may have started with this point, skipping the rest. However, I want to assure you that on a sex-tourist's trip, "sex" does not have to be number one importance. While sex-tourists do get the regular "hip-exercise", it's main purpose is simply to keep us independent of women. Giving us freedom and control over our life. As well as clarity of mind, not having to mix with them or chat with them for longer than the length of a casual copulation (an hour or two a day). Sex-tourists are rarely handsome or attractive and neither witty or funny. Yet we do get laid regularly, cheaply and with little effort. This short article explains about it all.
5.2 The Karaokes
Like as many Thai towns, karaoke singing shops are not always only trading in singing. The selection can wary but in Ubon they generally represent the lower grades. Charging accordingly, 300, 400, 500B for a root. The time allocated is normally half an hour or until you pop. But in reality they don't watch the clock so closely. There are many concentrated in one area. This particular time I started at "Omata" (Thai sign only), on Upalisan Rd, near Chayamongkul Rd. being offered a short-time for 350B. These are mostly mature women but still many of them quite attractive. They do have rooms on site, included in the price. Still, not decided I went a bit further.Next I wandered around the block a bit, having about 6 more similar places in the area. You can see the flashing light decorations. Admittedly, in this price range the general quality is not that great. There are a few young girls though. Or young looking, at least from the back. I saw this woman singing by herself, featuring great hairdo with rich black curls. The voice was quite nice too, so seeing my interest the boss motioned me to sit next to her. I did so but still not seeing her face I imagined she would be rather pretty. Then she turned and I ran. Well, not really just a bit surprised as she looked 20 years older than I expected.
Slim, 400B woman
There was no hurry, she kept singing a while longer and after then we chatted (a little bit) and I saw that she was slim at least and quite friendly with a wide smile. Was pricetagged at 400 B which I thought was reasonable for the quality. Her room in the back of the building where she lived was great. Possibly the nicest and cleanest brothel accomodation in a long time. Well lit, well swept, clothes in a neat pile in one corner, TV, fan. I went to the toilets first and by the time I returned she undressed. Slim healthy body, somewhat saggy mammaries, 35 years old. Some of the oldest I had done in a long time but she was so exceptionally friendly in the bar so I decided to give it a go. Turned out quite good indeed, definitely worth that $12. Just the price of a few beers really.
Young 500B Rabbit
The next one was much younger and hotter. A bit further up the road. Talked with the nice Thai man boss first then he called the females to line-up. A couple for 400B/ea then another 2 for 500B/ea. My choice was a very fresh faced woman, around 25yo. I remember the interesting name: "Rabbit". I asked if she fucked like a rabbit and she laughed "You try and see!". Here the system seems to be paying after because they did not ask for money. But nevertheless I confirmed the price with the boss again by writing it down. He assured, 500B. The room where she lived quite shitty, water obviously leeking in from some bad plumbing and huge hole in the ceiling. I saw one big rat running across too. However, her performance was more than I expected, sort of fucking me silly and breathless. Body also very firm and white, although a bit on the heavy side. But not too much. I did not enjoy the sex as much as her performance. Well done Rabbit! Like last year or so I used to hand out 100B tips. Now it is only 50B maximum and still they are usually pleased with it. So was Rabbit. The only turnoff was that when paying the 500B to the boss afterwards he also asked for some tip. Possibly I would have given if he did not ask. He was a nice young Thai man otherwise.
There are a lot more brothels in the area. The map below shows their location. Plus there are some more a few streets down near Muangtong soapie. Not all karaokes do ST though, so you must sort that out with the boss first.
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Another day in Ubonrachatani
5.3 The Soapies
(If you want to know what a "soapie" is, or a thorough article about soapies please see in - Bangkok/Massage Parlours/Jan.9.2008 posting). Not having any of the huge glorious parlours, Ubon boasts five of the smaller ones. They are still nice, with many friendly and beautiful females. Time is 90 minutes everywhere and costs 1000-1500B, depending of quality and perceived value of the female. They are called: *1=Long Beach, *2=Nikko, *3=Atami, *4=Dara and *5=Muangtong.
This particular day I tried first Dara. It is attached to a medium class hotel. Prices 1100 and 1200B. There was one particular young one I liked, dark, tall, slim, maybe 20years or so. I pointed the boss that I want that one. Then the fucker refused. The boss was the most embarassed about this and profusely apologised. But I just laughed, no problem. Try next time. Had a good feed at the night markets nearby (better than a fuck) and just a few hundred meters north I gave Nikko soapie a try, to see what they had in terms of quality. It used to be quite good on previous occasions. Like all soapies in Ubon, this is a small intimate place. Not having any other customers, we just watched some Thai boxing with the papasan until the cats arrived and lined up. This one was a total knockout with about 5 very pretty girls, all around 20 years. However, 1500B/pop. No doubt, including some "farang supplement". But all the women very keen, trying to outdo each other in gaining attention.
Playful 18? yo
The one I picked said she was 23 but rather looked 18 to me and very playful like a little cat. Totally casual right from the beginning. I paid up front. We walked to the room holding arms. Then some gentle kissing and fondling followed. She opened the bath water. We undressed each other. I was elated how pretty this little kitten was. Very hot and sexy, made me understand how they can drive crazy even mature, experienced men with their bodies and attitude. We watched some stupid porn and a hot fuck followed. Except I was hopelessly tired - because of getting too drunk the night before - and despite her beauty I was glad to get home and sleep. Still, it was a very good one and I was prepared to try some of the other beauties here in the following days. BTW the sleep was great and I went to some interesting places, for free. My dream was totally fascinating. I invented some special "chilly sauce" that makes young Thai females love ugly old farang men. I was selling it in Pattaya and made a fortune from it. Feeling sad again having to come back in the morning to this boring world.
As for the other soapies in Ubon, the same story goes. They are all nice and have some attractive propositions. Attitudes are generally very good and farang treated well in. So far anyway, but the future we know not.
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6. Conclusion
As you can see it is all good. Lots of fun in Ubon. Did not want to write all the stories and become boring. "Cultural Sex-tourism" has a lot of great things in it, hopefully you will find some parts that you like. Apart from the sex. That is really not the point as we have already said. The point is to become something better, by sex-tourism, or by other ways. There are many possible avenues.
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End Ubon 2008 report
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NicFrenchy
01-13-08, 02:48
Been to HuaHin couple times and never had the below Problems, even had some GREAT experiences.
Don't be a stupid Farang and pay outrageous amounts like I read a little earlier, Paying 3,000 and giving a 2,000 thb commission will make a real sucker out of you in that bar.
Also, there are a lot of girls in the Market Village Shopping mall that you could "land" without ST or LT money... just a little meal, movie or whatever.
Papaya Man
01-13-08, 23:14
Many thanks to TA for a helpful report about a town that seldom gets coverage. I have one question that I'd be grateful to have answered. Can it be assumed that most of the hotels in Ubon will be guest friendly? In my travels around Thailand I have found most hotels in comparable types of towns are friendly, but not all. So advice on the situation in Ubon would be appreciated.
I am in Khao Lak right now. It is a very pleasant place, although quiet. There are loads of massage places but nearly all of them seem to be fairly legitimate although by the looks of things there would be a couple that do a happy ending. There is very little here in terms of lady action but I did manage to find one bar which is definitely a lady bar. It is on the main Khao Lak strip and in a small side lane about half way along the main strip on the landward side of the road. The lane is just before the big red Majestic Tailor sign and you will recognise it as there are a few bars down there with fairy lights all over them. The first bar on the lane is called Dragon Bar and is visible from the main strip, the lane is only about 25 metres long and the end is the lady bar. There were about 6 or 7 girls there and actually 3 of them were pretty decent looking and young, from 19 to 21, plus there were some older average looking girls. I had high hopes for taking the 21 year old with really nice boobs but unfortunately at 3, 000 baht for a long time I felt they were just taking the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), and they didn't seem to want to haggle down and when she told me that doesnt do blow job that was the last straw. It never ceases to amaze me, the place was dead and I was probably the only customer there the whole night and still they had to let the one oppurtunity to make money go through sheer greed and silliness. Sometime it is hard to have sympathy for poor people as I sometimes think much of it is there own doing. In summary there are girls available in Khao Lak but the pricing is silly and I would imagine the service would be poor.I've been to that place near Dragon Bar and it a total waste of time. The girls are average and some look like drug-addicts. The hole point is to keep you there drinking beer for 80 B or offering lady drinks at 140 B!!! They will play some games they have there with you as most of them don't understand a word. I you want to waste your time until the bar closes around 1am you might take one of them for LT at 3'000 B, but you must be very desperate to do that.
I've been to Bang Niang 3-4km north of KL and there seems to be some action going on, but I still have to find out. Heard of some karaoke bar and other places. Will report here more later.
Max
i and members of my team arrived in hat yai from bangkok via the railway. please remember this bit of advice good mongers - always book your sleeper well ahead, and always in the middle of the car. it is thus quieter and smoother than the end berths over the banging wheels. we arrived well rested.
the town does not appear oriented towards the occidental monger, but i asked the local taxi-man where were the cheap girls. he proceeded to walk me to an area near the train station, but his compatriot stopped him and insisted we ride for 20 baht to a better place. he took us to a regular soapy massage kind of place, where we were quoted 700 baht. reluctantly i paid this price and got a quite bathe followed by bbbj, and than condom sex. happily after banging her for some time in this insensate fashion she acquiesced to the awful thing's removal and satisfaction was had with a proper cream pie. i noticed afterwards that the miserable apparatus had caused an injury to my member!
before bed i strolled down to the area the first taxi-man had been leading me, hoping for 300 baht girl, but found only a nest of three ladyboys in an extremely dark area! i edged away as quickly as i could without actually running, and i have to say i felt i was just steps away from being mugged. please becareful near the train station at night in hat-yai.
the next day in songkhla we found a number of farang-bars but it wasn't clear whether the girls were available for barfine. hotels in hat yai and songkhla are a bit pricey at around 500 for just a basic air/hotwater room, with no cable. in songkhla we did see some kareokes rep001tered around the town that might prove useful but being tired we didn't act.
nakhon si thammarat is a charming old town, where good values in hoteliery are to be found. we visited the red light area near carrefour, where just as a year before i was quoted the ridiculous price of 1,300 for boom boom - the 300 being for the 'massage', and the 1,000 for the boom boom. alas the old gangster place i visited last year near the thai hotel, which had contained cute but non-performing young burmese girls for 300, was now shut down and gone. at one of the massage/kareoke joints we loitered over cokes for a while and they finally brought out two superb, sexy, naughty looking 18-19 year olds. these girls were slim, petite, with tongue studs and attitude. however we did nothing as the price was 1,400. i had to laugh at my own impecuniousness - after all $42 for sex with a sexy 18 year old would have once seemed cheap, but i had to remind myself service was extremely unlikely to be good. it is almost always poor outside of pattaya or bangkok.
finally we toured the two hooker hotels along the road down by the train station - as before there were many reasonably attractive girls at the 'srikrung limited partnership hotel', and a reasonable 500 was quoted. at the nakhon hotel there were fewer, and the momasan quoted 1,000 for some barely attractive 30 year old. we laughed in her face.
so, my advice to travelers in the south - bring a fairly large mongering budget, and enjoy the curries.
Hello frieds!
Does any of you have any comments about this hotel?
It is ( I beleive ) near the Night Market in Chiang Mai.
How is the night live arena there now?
Thanks
That Asshole
01-17-08, 00:16
Khorat (Nakonra-Chazima) Thailand 2008 (Confidential! For Sex-Tourist Only!)
1. General
Located 260 kms NE from Bangkok, the large Thai city of Khorat has a lot to offer to the noble cause of sex-tourism. Often called the "gateway to Isaan region", indeed this is the place where real nice and friendly people start to appear, like the many more you will meet all over Isaan. Khorat is a major Thai city with all the conveniences of good value accomodation, modern shopping malls and good sex-scene.
This last point is the subject of this report. As you may already have realized, sex-tourism is good for our World. In that it liberates men from the suffocating oppression by women. We don't need to be slaves to them any more but instead simply purchase them for the purpose of one single copulation. Then simply recycle them for use by the next ugly, deprived degenerate man like us. Ever working tirelessly for the worthy cause of "mens liberation". And making peace for the World. No fighting, no wars, ever. Just happy sharing. This is indeed "Love."
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2. Travel
The usual entry point is through Bangkok. Buses leave from Bangkok's Mo Chit bus terminal every 30 minutes. The trip takes about 3 1/2 hrs in airconditioned comfort. Depending on the service, you will arrive either at Khorat's new or old bus stations. The old one is right in the city heart. The new one is about 2 kms north, a short 40-50 B ride by tuk-tuk. (Notes: Baht is the Thai currency. USD$1=33B. Tuk-tuk is a motorized trishaw, kind of local taxi.) Of course as being a major transport center, there are frequent bus services from Khorat to anywhere in Thailand such as Udontani, Ubon or Konken. These three also being some more very "liberating" sex-experience venues for men.
Khorat is also on the railway line. There are services from Bangkok, Chiangmai and Udontani. However bus service is more regular. The short distance from Bangkok hardly justifies a flight.
Local transport in Khorat is by scheduled minibus (songtaew), tuk-tuk and motorcycle taxi. All are plentiful all day and night. Fares start at 20-30B. (1USD$=33B)
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3. Accomodation, food, etc
The city center boasts an ample supply of accomodation options, hotel rooms ranging from 200B to 800B. All within walking distance to most sex-venues you are likely to frequent. We will not recommend any in particular, as there are so many. You can obtain good free city maps from the well organized tourist info office, somewhat west of the Khorat Mall shopping center.
Khorat Mall has a great variety of cheap Thai and international foodshops. So has the Lotus S/C nearby and Klang Plaza in the city heart. Apart from these, restaurants are plentiful all around town but some may only open for lunch or dinner. Some foodstalls set up in the evening near the railway station and there is a smallish night market inside the moat.
If you fancy swimming, the Khorat Mall has a great swimming complex, tickets 80B for all day and some extra for a locker. This gets very crowded on weekends. Public safety, as in most Thai cities, is not a major issue. You can walk safely anywhere, anytime. Crossing the busy roads can be a scary experience though. (Yet, still much better than Indonesia for example.)
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4. Other things to do
Apart from swimming and wandering the shopping malls, Khorat is an interesting historical city with many old buildings and attractive wats, especially in the old quarter inside the moat. (Note: "Wat" means a buddhist temple.) Outside town there is some nature and traditional villages to discover and the tourist office can assist in these.
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5. Khorat Sex-Scene
*** Very liberating ***
You just point, show and buy. Not much chatting with women is involved at any stage. You are safe here. Here is the story of one particular sex-trip: After checking in to a reasonable hotel, went to have a look at the Mall. Watching the huge fish in the inside pond, getting some feed and just looking around. After all the "cultural" part of our visit is much more important than the "sex-bit". That only needed to keep us free from female oppression. In the evening I went to talk with one of the friendly looking tuk-tuk drivers in front of the railway station.
I explained what I wanted and we agreed in some small amount for fare, like $5-6. Our first stop was the place called "Hotel Jan", on Jan street, near Wat Po and Tokyo Hotel. Well, this is a hotel only in name as there are no rooms for hire. In fact there is not even a sign outside and you would just walk past it if you didn't know about the business inside. Unfortunately, this is the effect of the present dirt for world order. Brothels are pushed out of sight, taken away from honest businessmen to run them and given to the maffia. Who keep them open by bribing the cops. However, not to worry as this is not so bad in Khorat.
*** 250/350/500B Liberated Roots***
Despite of the above, business is still quite professional here. We arrived abit too early, like 7pm. In the back of the building there is a setup that resembles a cheap soapie. Women of all descriptions sitting on red carpeted stairs, behind glass. While it is a heart-warming sight to see them like that every time, here the choice was very limited to just 4 pcs. Reason being that most would arrive only after 9pm or so. There is a price list on the wall (in Thai) 250/350/500 B, depending on the quality. But because you come by taxi and you are farang, you must add another 100B to these (still cheap, less than $20). Interesting enough place so I promised to come back later. We jumped on the tuk-tuk again, heading east towards the moat. Our #2 stop was one karaoke style establishment inside the moat, just opposite the Fitness Park. Sign in Thai only: Juosa.
Here again one very nice Thai gentleman was the reception, motioning us inside. Setup is similar to the previous, that of a cheap version of soapie with fishbowl and women. Prices on the wall, 250-500B/pop depending on meat-quality. Add 100B farang/taxi supplement. They had some females in there but still not the full lineup. I would go and look again later. Nevermind, my friendly and smiling tuk-tuk driver was happy to continue our entertaining trip. It was already very much fun as of course the adventure of visiting these places and negotiating with nice Thai pimp gentlemen to buy women was worth much more than sex. But sex was on the cards too and I knew I had to do it, just for the experience. Not because I like it so much. We drove ever further, outside the moat, arriving at a large open-air restaurant with sign in Thai again : Talejai, or similar.
*** Young 20yo ***
This was the best one so far. Not so many women but two out of the three looked allright, price 500B/pop. Including room. My girl was young, maybe 20, but admitted having one kid. One thing I did not like that they demanded payment upfront. No way! I resisted but they wouldn't budge on this so I took a bet on maybe losing $15. But it turned out to be okay. We moved into a big room which was already being occupied by some guests. That is about 1000 mosquitoes. While she went outside to organize some rubbers I tried to smash about 20 but there were still 980 left. I undressed her and gladly observed that the body showed no signs of the kid.Nice, firm flesh and extra sized mammaries. Service was good, friendly, subservient as a woman should be when dealing with men. I moved my ass very quickly, hoping that not too many mosquitos would bit it while rooting her. Then we changed so her bottom was exposed, hehehe. The presence of insects just added some extra flavour to the root and weren't such a nuisance after all. I tipped her 50B (for the kid).
As we pulled away with the taxi, I saw both of them waving to "papa". The 500B woman and the 50B kid. Nice affectionate service. We were like a family. Fuck number one already accomplished, but the adventure still continuing. Next brothel wasn't far, just over the highway bridge, in some small lane. The pests were some 10 dogs outside the door but old mamasan chased them all away with an umbrella so we could enter.This place does not have a name or sign. Just a nameless brothel. There are more of these.
*** Some uglies / some beauties ***
About 3 women inside, all fat and rather ugly. Price 500B but I did not desire these to touch me or even to breathe on me. My nice taxi driver friend dropped me at the Ginza Soapie, just opposite Klang Plaza. This is a typical largeish Thai soapie (- see separate posting about soapies in Bkk/Massage parlours, 1.9.08-). Eerily quiet inside, some women sitting inside two fishbowls. One problem here is the glass is covered up, so we cannot see the bodies, only the faces. For 1200 you take a bet. On the outside some young beauties sat, pricetagged at 1800B. They were pretty for sure, but this is even a bigger gamble, so I left it for next time. But there was more sex to come. I walked down to Palace Massage soapie, near the Tokyo Hotel. For just 1300B the deal seemed quite reasonable, and here you can see them well. I recommend Palace to Ginza.
However even better, I figured by that time most of the display would be filled at Jan Hotel and it was worth to look again. Alone, no taxi. Just a short stroll from Palace. Another Thai man now at reception, but still very nice and businesslike. I could choose from about 20. Some old and fat but enoug younger ones. General quality about same as in Nakonsri Tamarat for 300B (see separate posting). Fishbowl filled to the brim and some young Thai men drinking outside, mustering them. Prices 4-500/ea. My choice for 400B was good value again, beating Pattaya. And so easy, no chatting, no brain damage. Just pointing and choosig: "I want that one. How much?". I loved it. Surely you will too. And did not have to fight or compete with other guys. Even more important. It makes peace and promotes love. Love is good.
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6. Conclusion
So, this was quite a fascinating night in Khorat. The next few days were spent with discovering the cultural sights and having a few roots at the same brothels, purchasing women, for cheap prices. It is called: "Cultural Sex-Tourism". It was awesome, Khorat is recommended. As is Konken, Udon, Ubon and the others. Only place I could not get laid was Pattaya. It is a total wasteland in terms of sex. So went back to Korat and Udon again as soon as possible.
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Asshole,
RE your Korat report:
2. Travel - You seem to forget the buses, air and tammadaa that service the entire town for B8 or B10. Songthaews are B8 per ride.
Also, there is no train to Chiang Mai from Korat, only via Ayutthaya. Taking the train would be silly for a quick transfer, for site seeing it's great, but you would have to take three trains on three different days to do the trip in daylight... buses are much quicker, 12 hours or so. There are also direct buses to CR and Mae Sai.
3. Accomodation - Can be had cheaper, and still good, than your B200.
Opebo,
You missed the Yao Wa Rat hotel. Shame on you!
The two railway station hotels are your best bets in NST. And sometimes, also the hookers on the other side of the tracks, where the 'real' karaokes are. Yep, real, old fashione, matrasses (if any) on the floor, ***** houses!
Opebo,
You missed the Yao Wa Rat hotel. Shame on you!
The two railway station hotels are your best bets in NST. And sometimes, also the hookers on the other side of the tracks, where the 'real' karaokes are. Yep, real, old fashione, matrasses (if any) on the floor, ***** houses!
What town is that Yao Wa Rat in, Freeler? I think I probably checked it out on my previous visit, just wasn't very 'in the mood' for provincial sex this trip. I did drop by th ose two railway hotels in NST, where at the Srikrung Limited Partnership I was quoted a reasonable 500 for a reasonable looking girls. However at the Nakhon the horrible old madam asked for 1,000 for her one remotely do-able 30 year old. We laughed in her face.
Opebo,
The Yao Wa Rat is in NST, just East of the Long Distance Taxi stands. The girls have rooms in the basement. If you're fucking them in the right position, you might have an 'OTH deja vu' up skirt view of girls passing by.
I didn't know that the railway hotels have girls in house. I picked them up out side. They were all scared shitless in that old Chinese elevator. I must admit, that damned thing surely gave bumpy rides. Or perhaps you mean the hotel(s?) on the other side of the street? I gave up on that one when I found glue sniffers in the hall way. I can handle rats, bats and dead cats - kids wasting themselves on glue are a different matter.
My luck ran out in Buriram recently: My gal was on the rag. I hate it when that happens. It's a major design flaw that evolution should have flushed out!
While I'm at it: Pilok was absolutely GREAT! Plenty girls on the streets. Small, big, huge knockers, tiny titties, old & new-on-the-block, what a selection!
Pilok's London Hotel has a big condom box on the table and three to five hookers sitting out side. Yet, still the LP crowd don't realize they're staying in a brothel. I can only laugh at such stupidity.
Vinny_Viagra
01-18-08, 19:47
Well done, and a good read. From my Boston home with two feet of snow on the ground.
vv
Khorat (Nakonra-Chazima) Thailand 2008 (Confidential! For Sex-Tourist Only!)
1. General
Located 260 kms NE from Bangkok, the large Thai city of Khorat has a lot to offer to the noble cause of sex-tourism. Often called the "gateway to Isaan region", indeed this is the place where real nice and friendly people start to appear, like the many more you will meet all over Isaan. Khorat is a major Thai city with all the conveniences of good value accomodation, modern shopping malls and good sex-scene.
This last point is the subject of this report. As you may already have realized, sex-tourism is good for our World. In that it liberates men from the suffocating oppression by women. We don't need to be slaves to them any more but instead simply purchase them for the purpose of one single copulation. Then simply recycle them for use by the next ugly, deprived degenerate man like us. Ever working tirelessly for the worthy cause of "mens liberation". And making peace for the World. No fighting, no wars, ever. Just happy sharing. This is indeed "Love."
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2. Travel
The usual entry point is through Bangkok. Buses leave from Bangkok's Mo Chit bus terminal every 30 minutes. The trip takes about 3 1/2 hrs in airconditioned comfort. Depending on the service, you will arrive either at Khorat's new or old bus stations. The old one is right in the city heart. The new one is about 2 kms north, a short 40-50 B ride by tuk-tuk. (Notes: Baht is the Thai currency. USD$1=33B. Tuk-tuk is a motorized trishaw, kind of local taxi.) Of course as being a major transport center, there are frequent bus services from Khorat to anywhere in Thailand such as Udontani, Ubon or Konken. These three also being some more very "liberating" sex-experience venues for men.
Khorat is also on the railway line. There are services from Bangkok, Chiangmai and Udontani. However bus service is more regular. The short distance from Bangkok hardly justifies a flight.
Local transport in Khorat is by scheduled minibus (songtaew), tuk-tuk and motorcycle taxi. All are plentiful all day and night. Fares start at 20-30B. (1USD$=33B)
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3. Accomodation, food, etc
The city center boasts an ample supply of accomodation options, hotel rooms ranging from 200B to 800B. All within walking distance to most sex-venues you are likely to frequent. We will not recommend any in particular, as there are so many. You can obtain good free city maps from the well organized tourist info office, somewhat west of the Khorat Mall shopping center.
Khorat Mall has a great variety of cheap Thai and international foodshops. So has the Lotus S/C nearby and Klang Plaza in the city heart. Apart from these, restaurants are plentiful all around town but some may only open for lunch or dinner. Some foodstalls set up in the evening near the railway station and there is a smallish night market inside the moat.
If you fancy swimming, the Khorat Mall has a great swimming complex, tickets 80B for all day and some extra for a locker. This gets very crowded on weekends. Public safety, as in most Thai cities, is not a major issue. You can walk safely anywhere, anytime. Crossing the busy roads can be a scary experience though. (Yet, still much better than Indonesia for example.)
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4. Other things to do
Apart from swimming and wandering the shopping malls, Khorat is an interesting historical city with many old buildings and attractive wats, especially in the old quarter inside the moat. (Note: "Wat" means a buddhist temple.) Outside town there is some nature and traditional villages to discover and the tourist office can assist in these.
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5. Khorat Sex-Scene
*** Very liberating ***
You just point, show and buy. Not much chatting with women is involved at any stage. You are safe here. Here is the story of one particular sex-trip: After checking in to a reasonable hotel, went to have a look at the Mall. Watching the huge fish in the inside pond, getting some feed and just looking around. After all the "cultural" part of our visit is much more important than the "sex-bit". That only needed to keep us free from female oppression. In the evening I went to talk with one of the friendly looking tuk-tuk drivers in front of the railway station.
I explained what I wanted and we agreed in some small amount for fare, like $5-6. Our first stop was the place called "Hotel Jan", on Jan street, near Wat Po and Tokyo Hotel. Well, this is a hotel only in name as there are no rooms for hire. In fact there is not even a sign outside and you would just walk past it if you didn't know about the business inside. Unfortunately, this is the effect of the present dirt for world order. Brothels are pushed out of sight, taken away from honest businessmen to run them and given to the maffia. Who keep them open by bribing the cops. However, not to worry as this is not so bad in Khorat.
*** 250/350/500B Liberated Roots***
Despite of the above, business is still quite professional here. We arrived abit too early, like 7pm. In the back of the building there is a setup that resembles a cheap soapie. Women of all descriptions sitting on red carpeted stairs, behind glass. While it is a heart-warming sight to see them like that every time, here the choice was very limited to just 4 pcs. Reason being that most would arrive only after 9pm or so. There is a price list on the wall (in Thai) 250/350/500 B, depending on the quality. But because you come by taxi and you are farang, you must add another 100B to these (still cheap, less than $20). Interesting enough place so I promised to come back later. We jumped on the tuk-tuk again, heading east towards the moat. Our #2 stop was one karaoke style establishment inside the moat, just opposite the Fitness Park. Sign in Thai only: Juosa.
Here again one very nice Thai gentleman was the reception, motioning us inside. Setup is similar to the previous, that of a cheap version of soapie with fishbowl and women. Prices on the wall, 250-500B/pop depending on meat-quality. Add 100B farang/taxi supplement. They had some females in there but still not the full lineup. I would go and look again later. Nevermind, my friendly and smiling tuk-tuk driver was happy to continue our entertaining trip. It was already very much fun as of course the adventure of visiting these places and negotiating with nice Thai pimp gentlemen to buy women was worth much more than sex. But sex was on the cards too and I knew I had to do it, just for the experience. Not because I like it so much. We drove ever further, outside the moat, arriving at a large open-air restaurant with sign in Thai again : Talejai, or similar.
*** Young 20yo ***
This was the best one so far. Not so many women but two out of the three looked allright, price 500B/pop. Including room. My girl was young, maybe 20, but admitted having one kid. One thing I did not like that they demanded payment upfront. No way! I resisted but they wouldn't budge on this so I took a bet on maybe losing $15. But it turned out to be okay. We moved into a big room which was already being occupied by some guests. That is about 1000 mosquitoes. While she went outside to organize some rubbers I tried to smash about 20 but there were still 980 left. I undressed her and gladly observed that the body showed no signs of the kid.Nice, firm flesh and extra sized mammaries. Service was good, friendly, subservient as a woman should be when dealing with men. I moved my ass very quickly, hoping that not too many mosquitos would bit it while rooting her. Then we changed so her bottom was exposed, hehehe. The presence of insects just added some extra flavour to the root and weren't such a nuisance after all. I tipped her 50B (for the kid).
As we pulled away with the taxi, I saw both of them waving to "papa". The 500B woman and the 50B kid. Nice affectionate service. We were like a family. Fuck number one already accomplished, but the adventure still continuing. Next brothel wasn't far, just over the highway bridge, in some small lane. The pests were some 10 dogs outside the door but old mamasan chased them all away with an umbrella so we could enter.This place does not have a name or sign. Just a nameless brothel. There are more of these.
*** Some uglies / some beauties ***
About 3 women inside, all fat and rather ugly. Price 500B but I did not desire these to touch me or even to breathe on me. My nice taxi driver friend dropped me at the Ginza Soapie, just opposite Klang Plaza. This is a typical largeish Thai soapie (- see separate posting about soapies in Bkk/Massage parlours, 1.9.08-). Eerily quiet inside, some women sitting inside two fishbowls. One problem here is the glass is covered up, so we cannot see the bodies, only the faces. For 1200 you take a bet. On the outside some young beauties sat, pricetagged at 1800B. They were pretty for sure, but this is even a bigger gamble, so I left it for next time. But there was more sex to come. I walked down to Palace Massage soapie, near the Tokyo Hotel. For just 1300B the deal seemed quite reasonable, and here you can see them well. I recommend Palace to Ginza.
However even better, I figured by that time most of the display would be filled at Jan Hotel and it was worth to look again. Alone, no taxi. Just a short stroll from Palace. Another Thai man now at reception, but still very nice and businesslike. I could choose from about 20. Some old and fat but enoug younger ones. General quality about same as in Nakonsri Tamarat for 300B (see separate posting). Fishbowl filled to the brim and some young Thai men drinking outside, mustering them. Prices 4-500/ea. My choice for 400B was good value again, beating Pattaya. And so easy, no chatting, no brain damage. Just pointing and choosig: "I want that one. How much?". I loved it. Surely you will too. And did not have to fight or compete with other guys. Even more important. It makes peace and promotes love. Love is good.
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6. Conclusion
So, this was quite a fascinating night in Khorat. The next few days were spent with discovering the cultural sights and having a few roots at the same brothels, purchasing women, for cheap prices. It is called: "Cultural Sex-Tourism". It was awesome, Khorat is recommended. As is Konken, Udon, Ubon and the others. Only place I could not get laid was Pattaya. It is a total wasteland in terms of sex. So went back to Korat and Udon again as soon as possible.
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That Asshole
01-19-08, 04:23
mae sot thailand 2008 (secret information! only for sex-tourist!)
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general:
mae sot is my favorite sex-town. small, quiet place located at the thai/burma border. great sex action for ugly, depraved old sex-tourist like us to copulate with fresh, beautiful, young females at very minimal cost ($20 or less/pop).
transport:
minibus every 20 minutes from tak (by 3 companies). 50b/90 minutes. taxi 30 baht from tak town to bus station. beautiful, mountaneous scenery on the way. the minibus arrives in centre of town. face south, walk through small footbridge. 5 minutes to lots of gh + hotels, 2-300 b rooms. there is no map this time but very easy to find your way. everything is basically around the market.
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the town:
mae sot is totally relaxed and nice place when compared to other thai towns. little traffic on the roads, friendly locals and nice dogs. also lots of backpackers but they are mostly harmless too. the town has a huge thai/burmese market in the centre with a good number of restaurants and one small lotus s/c nearby. very joyful. many burmese beggars too, but not overly agressive. also you will surely notice the very many single, white men in town. hmmm, makes you wonder why.
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the sex-action:
*** burmese kittens ***
evening come, i finally managed to find some moto taxis near the market (not easy to find transport at night). the street of porn thep hotel usually has some (si wiang st). agreed on price, 50b! looking at 3 chicken houses. we took the road towards the border. arrived at one average looking building. two very tattooed young thai men inside. plus 4 burmese kittens (18-20yo). one very pretty, the others somewhat fatty. price 600b/st + 100 room (1usd=33baht).
i thought better try another first. so we drove not far and just as we pulled in, the light on the moto's dashboard came on . fuel finished. this building a motorcycle workshop with tools and spare parts rep001tered around. my driver made one quick phonecall. soon one thai man arrived with 2 girls on the backseat plus another two driving a motorbike. we all sat down among the oily rags and engine parts. totally interesting scene. the moto driver rode away on papa's bike to get some gas. so, we just sat around. everyone seeming very relaxed. girls giggling, smiling. inviting me to choose them rather then the others.
*** chocolate girl ***
yes gentlemen. this is what means being "unspoiled". even we old, bald, fat assholes get a fair chance here. no need to compete with young handsome men. out of the four, one was thai, the others burmese. all well fed, somewhat round at the belly. but all young. i asked their ages. not because i care, but rather not wanting to get involved in fighting with hypocrites and dogs. so, trying to please our law if i can. ages 18, 20, 21, 20. i chose the pretty 18yo, "chocolate girl". they laughed me calling her that, but it was a good description. very fresh, long rich hair below the buttocks. smiley, friendly face. not speaking thai. so good. eventually my driver arrived with some fuel. we drove separately to a nearby nice hotel. only 100b but excellent, clean room.
i paid the 100 for 1 hour plus the driver 300b advance on the girl. the roomboy even brought us fresh crispy towels and bars of soap as well as drinking water. my burmese kitten showered alone, leaving her underwear in the bathroom. then it was my turn to wash. i just opened the tap to make the water running. not liking to wash too much. i prefer my own stink of nicotine, sweat and [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) mixed together, maturing to a potent parfume over many weeks. instead i kept sniffing her underwear in the bathroom and rubbing it against my smelly, wrinkled cock.
*** most gorgeous hair ***
the young burmese girl was very friendly. first of all i played with her amazing hair, rubbing it to my nicotine stained smelly cock. only 18 years old. not have any more like this in pattaya. then i unwrapped the towel from her fresh body. beautiful brown meat. very little fat on the belly, but still very nice. using some ky, i started playing with her totally black fresh hole. this hole is black like condensed soot. great looking too, with big meaty appearance and just a tiny bit of hair around the entrance hole. a few strands really. very pretty, unexperienced girl. time she learns to be obedient servant for ugly old fat men. and never be proud or spoiled. it's just improves her personality.
the fuck was okay. finally i wanked on her fresh firm tits and rubbed my nicotine laden stinkey sperm around the nipples. also putting some on her cute nose and lips. then finished and we smoke a cigarette together. she started coughing (first timer). i explained to her that it is a great habit to pick up and she should smoke every day. i gave her the rest of the pack, about 5 sticks instead a tip.
*** bottom-biting fun ***
she kissed my cheek as good-bye. i offered my bottom: "are you gonna kiss this too?" she laughed and offered her own bottom which i bit (lightly). lucky i had my dentures in. then we wrestled a bit on the bed, laughing and fighting with pillows. funny girl. after all, i played with young, beautiful female cat, squeezed her fresh tits a lot, got a root in a nice room with lots of lighting in the right spot. for a total of about 800b (incl. all expenses). $26 or less. a bargain. i picked the girl, keeping all my self-esteem and not asking if she would want to fuck me. dealing with men only. not fighting with them but cooperating. this is love. love is beautiful. i felt like a real hero. much better fun than pattaya ever was.
*** one warning ***
just one note: gentlemen, hopefully you realize that in this business nobody pays taxes. the workers are without permit. it would be unwise to put the exact locations on the net. once you find them, please try to act responsibly and help keep this great place going strong. arrivederci.
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the next sex-day:
*** only legal sex-tourism ***
looked around the bordertown of muang moi, just 7 kms from mae sot. it has a huge, clean and organized market, as well as a lot more chicken shops. i bought a good chinese made plastic masturbation aid, including a lighter and corkscrew. (or it could be some other kitchen-appliance, i don't know. but that's what i use it for anyway.) during the day i met two backpacker boys from finland. i asked if they had their girl friends with them. they said no. then i inquired what they were doing in town. they were just travelling through, on the way to chiang mai. then one of them asked what i was doing here.
i said " i am a sex-tourist." it made them somewhat surprised and they started laughing. "really? a child-sex tourist? hehehehe." fuck, yes it was expected they would say that. the fruit of great feminist propaganda being everyone identifying sex-tourism with child-fucking. that's how they want it to be. it is purposefully propagated as such. to make everyone hate sex-tourists. because we don't serve women.
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*** "pimp" is born today ***
so, i informed them that i try not be a hypocrite, but we sex-tourists only ever do what is legal. that makes life much simpler. because we hate dogs who make their living out of hunting innocent men. just because they are men. so, i asked them if they wanted a good root that night. they laughed, but said "why not, have a look." we turned up at the garage, all three of us plus 3 taxi drivers. me telling the boys the price was 1000 baht, which they found cheap. saying they paid a lot more in bangkok. wow, i was excited! from mere consomer, i became a pimp! i was selling women for cash! fuck, that's something i ever wanted to do.
the money i only took as a simple fee for my services as a translator. after calculating, i found to have made about 500 baht profit that night. paying everyone out. the drivers with a tip, girls, rooms, etc. but of course it wasn't for the money, but rather for the feeling of becoming a real "pimp". someone who we all want to become one day.
*** lucky beggars ***
but my conscience was hurting me, earning bath without thai work-permit. so, the real lucky ones were the multitude of dirty burmese beggars at the market the next day. the crazy farang throwing money at them by the handful. made me rest too. it would be unfair to profit without legal licence. but it was a whole lot of fucking fun. for free! beats sex any day. but had that too.
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end mae sot 2008 report - no map attached
(this is very confidential. please keep secret guys!)
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Larry L Lizard
01-19-08, 10:37
mae sot thailand 2008 (secret information! only for sex-tourist!)
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my burmese kitten showered alone, leaving her underwear in the bathroom. then it was my turn to wash. i just opened the tap to make the water running. not liking to wash too much. i prefer my own stink of nicotine, sweat and [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) mixed together, maturing to a potent parfume over many weeks. instead i kept sniffing her underwear in the bathroom and rubbing it against my smelly, wrinkled cock.
asshole, you dirty old man :)
from mere consomer, i became a pimp! i was selling women for cash! fuck, that's something i ever wanted to do.
but of course it wasn't for the money, but rather for the feeling of becoming a real "pimp". someone who we all want to become one day.very true, i want to be one one day for the thrill of it, not for money of course. :d
Well I finally made it to Ranong as Air Asia have recently started flights from Bangkok (once a day).
This is a great little town and definitely has a different feel about it and has its own character. There is plenty to do here to stay amused for the weekend and the town itself is very scenic as it is surronded by mountainous terrain. I stayed at the Ranong Princess Hotel which is a bit steep at 1,600THB per night but is quite a nice place and close to the centre of town which is basically Ruangrat Road.
There is a whole area of brothels just outside of town. There are about 6 or 7 lady houses and all of them have about 8 to 10 girls. The quality was actually very good and all the girls come from Burma. It is the classic upcountry set up where you take them to the squalid rooms out the back of the "show" area. Most of the girls are in the 18 to 20 age range and the cost was 500 to 700THB. The way to find them is as usual to just ask any of the motorbike taxi drivers who all know the places to go. The motorbike taxi drivers are to be found at various points along Ruangrat Road and i payed them 200 THB to stay with me for a couple of hours and take me around to the various houses. One thing I will say though is that the Burmese girls are nowhere near as clean and hygiene conscious as the Thai girls generally are. Also if you go then you simply MUST wear a condom as I have previously read that this is a real HIV problem area and as such I took extreme caution (not that you can get a blowjob in these places anyway!)
As I was in Ranong I thought I would go across to the Burmese side to investigate the scene over there (I think its called Huawthong or something). Really in summary it was a waste of time and purely for mongering then there is no point to leave Ranong although the trip in itself was really quite nice and an interesting diversion for a couple of hours. I was offered girls by a couple of touts and they said the lady house was 15 minutes out of town which sounded ok. One of the touts though looked pretty dodgy to me and I made a last minute decision to abandon the idea as we were heading up the road on his motorbike. He said ok no problem have lady in the town and he took me to a house very close to the immigration / ferry jetty but there was just a couple of avearge looking girls inside and I wasnt interested. I left and headed back to immigration at which point he asked for 100 THB for his time. I laughed at him at which point he started getting aggressive and got out his mobile phone and said he would call someone (freinds?/police?/customs?). Anyway I couldnt be bothered with the hassle and just gave him the 100THB to finish the matter and get out of there. I think I made the right decision not to go with him to the lady house out of town as I think it would have ended in trouble.
So in summary Ranong is a great little town and well worth a visit. No point in visiting the Burmese side for mongering as you will find all the action you need in the Ranong Brothel area and the girls are of good quality (although service is poor as it is in all upcountry brothels). It was offered that you can take the brothel girls home to your hotel for the night and the price was 1,000THB. I didnt check the Karaoke scene as there didnt seem much point although there were a couple of karaokes that I spotted. The hotel had a bona fide massage service but you needed to book in advance and the in hotel karaoke seemed to not have women available as hostesses which seemed strange.
Bum,
In Buriram some brothels can be found on Nivas Road, follow it to the West, heading for the bus station. After a bend to the left start looking. It's pretty hard to miss.
Had a look where you suggested but found nothing. If you go beyond the left bend then turn right there are a row of shacks which operate as Thai bars in the evening. But where you suggested there are just a few innocent looking shops.
As mentioned earlier in this thread I investigated some more details on the places (actually just one) around Bang Niang. There used to be a bar called "Banana Bar", but the taxi drivers tell me there's no more. Could be caused by the Tsumani or whatever.
But there a quite new place called K 813 or Karaoke 813 run by a Katoey. Actually it's two places in the same building. One is the karaoke place with the "bar girls" or karaoke girls and the other is the discotheque next to it.
You will find the place driving von Bang Niang in direction of Takuapa. It's maybe 1 km after Bang Niang (I believe it's the next village). When you find a 7/11 on your right side, drive into that road and there's a market restaurant for locals. Just behind the restaurant you'll find the place.
Prices: they all asked 3'000 B for LT. Of course I just payed 1'500 B and 2'000 B for a real beauty. If you go late and (can) wait untill 2 a.m. there's no barfine as the K 813 closes at 2 a.m.
Other option is to go to the discoteque (not before 00:00 it will be empty) and meet some quite nice (and open minded) local girls. You may want to take one of the karaoke girls to the discoteque for company (1-2 beer's, each 90 B). This way the local girls are getting the right idea of your plans for the night.
BTW: Mondays is "Sexy Show". I'll find out what that means tonight :-)
That Asshole
01-24-08, 01:02
Mukdahan 2008 (Only for sex-tourist! )
1. / General
Thai bordertown, one of the main gateways to Laos. Sitting on the Mekong river, it is quite an interesting place to wander around for a day or two. And it surely has quality "entertainment" for us old, ugly, deprived sex-tourist too.
2. / Travel
From Konken, Udonthani, Kalasin or Ubon Rachatani several daily bus departures. From Nakonpanom bus every hour. From Mahasarakam bus every 20 minutes. The distance to Bangkok is over 600kms and the trip takes 10 hours. There is no train service. The Mukdahan bus station is 2kms out of town, next to the Tesco Lotus shopping center. If you want to walk, just turn left at the station entrance.
After one kilometer you will see a sign pointing to your right: "Mukdahan 1km". That road leads to the town and riverfront. If you have a Lao visa, you can also board the international bus at the bus terminal, straight to Sawannaket, across the river. If you need to buy visa on the border, this bus will not wait for you. In that case you must use private transport, or a boat (Lao 15 day visas available at the boat-landing).
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3. / Accomodation, food
Near the town center and riverfront several hotels 200-500B. The truly exceptional nigthmarket is also in this area. Lots of great food. For restaurants during the day the road leading to the Mukdahan tower is best.
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4. / Entertainment
*** The scene ***
Mukdahan does have a good night scene, however few of the cheap brothels. Quality is very good in terms of young fresh girls but prices somewhat higher than usual. Count on at least 700B+/pop. Plus in Mukdahan it takes some extra effort as well, unfortunately. You will see why.
The Mukdahan red-light area is the easiest to find. You can see it from anywhere in town. Because all located right under the Mukdahan Tower.
Called "Ho Keo Mukdahan" in Thai. Distance about one mile from the center. You can walk, it is a safe well lit busy road. Or a samlo costs 40B. The area is lined with karaoke shops and massage joints. (However when you see the big love hearts on the door of a massage place, it makes you wonder about the type of the massage.)
The first time I went there I asked for ST fuck right away. Which isn't the right thing to do here. They all quoted 1500-2000B, with a minimum of 1200. Massage only is 150-200B for 2 hours. Rather strange. But Mukdahan is a sort of repressed city, so probably bribes to police are higher than elsewhere. This is what the law does. Never eliminates the dirt but keeps well fed the soldiers repressing it. (And not only in Thailand, but anywhere. Because even if police does not take bribes as cash, they still live from the law-enforcement. So their wages are their bribe.)
*** Good quality ***
Many of the girls are great beauties, young 18-20years, mixed Lao and Thai workers. So, while this made me thinking for a cheaper solution I asked a taxi driver for something else. We drove not very far, just about halfway back to town on a parallel road. Then at the "Kyang Piman" hotel sign we turned left. Again right into a small soi. It's a lonely brothel. Called "Soi Kroong" (or similar). As we parked, one ugly girl came out. My driver asked her the price for ST. Girl says 200B. Then driver communicates to me: "300B". I look inside, about 4-5 young girls sitting by the wall.
Some fat, but two pretty enough. The boss is an extremely friendly, middle aged Thai man. Of course we love negotiating with men to buy women. So, we chatted for a short while, and I was informed that price for the uglies was 300B and for the slim type 400B (because of the taxi). I picked one young 23yo, Thai, no kids yet (they all Thai here).
*** Nice Thai 23 ***
My girl was very friendly, white skinned with some tattoos, short hair, small tits but nice fresh body. But aware! With her brainwashed, infected mind she kept insisting on using two condoms. Which I did my best to resist. Finally I gave up, put on the two. Apart from the constriction the fuck was okay. And as expected, being the consequence of the two rubbers sqeezing the cock, they slipped off after a minute or so. I knew that but she didn't. Therefore, by her own fault, she was pumped full of sticky, stinkey sperm which caused her to go berserk. Nevermind, it was a good session, worth 400B. No tip. That' all the action for the day. We returned to the night market for one more feed.
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*** Next day ***
Considering what I could do, the next day I decided to just pay for the 200B massage and sort the rest out with the girl in private, inside the room. Picked my beauty, and getting FS for another 500B wasn't an issue. Total cost just 700B. Yes, nobody knows about it, so she keeps all the cash. Seems good. However this did not quite work out every time. Another time, wandered around the massage shops again, mustering the stock. I saw one extremely beautiful, tall Lao girl. Ordered a simple massage for 200B. We walked upstairs to an actual massage room.
Several mattresses on the floor, divided by curtains. I was to change into massage-garb, that karate-uniform looking dress. She apologised first that she had no experience in massage, as only working for 3 days. Received no training either. The massage was really shitty, just touching here and there. No skill at all.
*** Great beauty, Lao ***
So, I enquired about the fuck. She says she wants to do it, but for 2000B extra. Hmm, she is exceptional beauty and very hot loking but still that is $60! Finally after some haggling goes down to 1000B. But by that time, this haggle-game destroyed the mood somewhat and it became very commercial. And I knew that it is available a lot cheaper elsewhere, so I just got dressed, paid 200B and left.
Took a taxi to the Thai brothel and had another one of the reasonable looking girls for 400B. Not such as a stunner as the Lao but still third of the price. Interesting night out, and best of all I was in bed by 10pm, getting a gorgeous sleep again. Beats any fuck by miles.
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5. / Conclusion
As you can see, there are lots of interesting things to keep you occupied in Mukdahan for a few days. And the town is not that bad either. The food is absolutely a winner and there are very attractive females available for degrading commercial roots. All cheaper than "free". Makes you wonder, why anyone would want it for "free" when they can get it for $20. It's all good, so get into it while it's hot. Sex-tourism rules and is good for the world. You will be a "hero" in Mukdahan.
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That Asshole
First I want to say thanks for all the reports you post and the time you take to do so, they have in some cases been very helpful.
This is a tough post for me to write and I have been meaning to do it since I visited the Chicken Farm at Pallin in Cambodia on your advice that it was "the finest chicken farm in all of Cambodia". In my opinion it was the worst chicken farm I have ever been to and was a complete waste of time.
I realise that everyones opinion will differ and I respect that. I have been through Mukdahan and Ubon Ratchatani many many times on the way through to my work in Laos and I am quite familiar with those towns. In my opinion they are a complete waste of time for mongering...the girls in those massage places under the big tower in Mukdahan are just awful and all 35 years plus..I have the same opinion of the places you described in Ubon and also I felt that your description of Vientiane as a town where loads of men are walking around the streets with Laos girls is wildly innacurate (you will find that any girls you see walking round the streets with guys are Thai girls and the guys have brought them along on their visa run).
I dont want to knock your reports as they are very helpful, I just want to offer an alternative opinion. My opinion is that Mukdahan is a mongering wasteland (a complete waste of time for mongering) whereas yours is that it is a mongering paradise..who is right? I am not sure. I just wanted to raise the point to give other readers a more balanced veiw.
Bowerboy,
I have to agree with your view on Mukhdahan and Ubon. Perhaps Asshole is just a bit over enthusiastic. Both towns are ok for a quiet time or a one night stop over away from fucking - for girls move on please!
OTOH, I find things in Si Saket, Buriram and Pilok that nobody else finds or appreciates.
Bumholes1,
I finally read your Buriram remarks.
Look for cafe/coffeeshop/restaurant/karaoke style "bars" on your left, well after the bend coming from the railway station.
It took the girls a while before they offered their services. It's not like they are standing outside, lifting their shirts and skirts and making that distinctive hand clapping gesture to indicate "FUCKS AVAILABLE"!
Retired Army
01-27-08, 08:15
Well I finally made it to Ranong as Air Asia have recently started flights from Bangkok (once a day).
This is a great little town and definitely has a different feel about it and has its own character. There is plenty to do here to stay amused for the weekend and the town itself is very scenic as it is surronded by mountainous terrain. I stayed at the Ranong Princess Hotel which is a bit steep at 1,600THB per night but is quite a nice place and close to the centre of town which is basically Ruangrat Road.
There is a whole area of brothels just outside of town. There are about 6 or 7 lady houses and all of them have about 8 to 10 girls. The quality was actually very good and all the girls come from Burma. It is the classic upcountry set up where you take them to the squalid rooms out the back of the "show" area. Most of the girls are in the 18 to 20 age range and the cost was 500 to 700THB. The way to find them is as usual to just ask any of the motorbike taxi drivers who all know the places to go. The motorbike taxi drivers are to be found at various points along Ruangrat Road and i payed them 200 THB to stay with me for a couple of hours and take me around to the various houses. One thing I will say though is that the Burmese girls are nowhere near as clean and hygiene conscious as the Thai girls generally are. Also if you go then you simply MUST wear a condom as I have previously read that this is a real HIV problem area and as such I took extreme caution (not that you can get a blowjob in these places anyway!)
As I was in Ranong I thought I would go across to the Burmese side to investigate the scene over there (I think its called Huawthong or something). Really in summary it was a waste of time and purely for mongering then there is no point to leave Ranong although the trip in itself was really quite nice and an interesting diversion for a couple of hours. I was offered girls by a couple of touts and they said the lady house was 15 minutes out of town which sounded ok. One of the touts though looked pretty dodgy to me and I made a last minute decision to abandon the idea as we were heading up the road on his motorbike. He said ok no problem have lady in the town and he took me to a house very close to the immigration / ferry jetty but there was just a couple of avearge looking girls inside and I wasnt interested. I left and headed back to immigration at which point he asked for 100 THB for his time. I laughed at him at which point he started getting aggressive and got out his mobile phone and said he would call someone (freinds?/police?/customs?). Anyway I couldnt be bothered with the hassle and just gave him the 100THB to finish the matter and get out of there. I think I made the right decision not to go with him to the lady house out of town as I think it would have ended in trouble.
So in summary Ranong is a great little town and well worth a visit. No point in visiting the Burmese side for mongering as you will find all the action you need in the Ranong Brothel area and the girls are of good quality (although service is poor as it is in all upcountry brothels). It was offered that you can take the brothel girls home to your hotel for the night and the price was 1,000THB. I didnt check the Karaoke scene as there didnt seem much point although there were a couple of karaokes that I spotted. The hotel had a bona fide massage service but you needed to book in advance and the in hotel karaoke seemed to not have women available as hostesses which seemed strange.
Just returned from Ranong. Not much of a scene and I suspect most of the girls working in the brothels, as Bowerbow reported, are Burmese. It's a quaint little town if you are a backpacker. Good for the hot springs and spas, but that's about all. Unfortunately, the national parks want to charge farangs 10 times the Thai prices 200 THB vs 20 for entrance. Stick with the commercial establishments as they have one price.
i and members of my team arrived in hat yai from bangkok via the railway. please remember this bit of advice good mongers - always book your sleeper well ahead, and always in the middle of the car. it is thus quieter and smoother than the end berths over the banging wheels. we arrived well rested.
the town does not appear oriented towards the occidental monger, but i asked the local taxi-man where were the cheap girls. he proceeded to walk me to an area near the train station, but his compatriot stopped him and insisted we ride for 20 baht to a better place. he took us to a regular soapy massage kind of place, where we were quoted 700 baht. reluctantly i paid this price and got a quite bathe followed by bbbj, and than condom sex. happily after banging her for some time in this insensate fashion she acquiesced to the awful thing's removal and satisfaction was had with a proper cream pie. i noticed afterwards that the miserable apparatus had caused an injury to my member!
before bed i strolled down to the area the first taxi-man had been leading me, hoping for 300 baht girl, but found only a nest of three ladyboys in an extremely dark area! i edged away as quickly as i could without actually running, and i have to say i felt i was just steps away from being mugged. please becareful near the train station at night in hat-yai.
the next day in songkhla we found a number of farang-bars but it wasn't clear whether the girls were available for barfine. hotels in hat yai and songkhla are a bit pricey at around 500 for just a basic air/hotwater room, with no cable. in songkhla we did see some kareokes rep001tered around the town that might prove useful but being tired we didn't act.
nakhon si thammarat is a charming old town, where good values in hoteliery are to be found. we visited the red light area near carrefour, where just as a year before i was quoted the ridiculous price of 1,300 for boom boom - the 300 being for the 'massage', and the 1,000 for the boom boom. alas the old gangster place i visited last year near the thai hotel, which had contained cute but non-performing young burmese girls for 300, was now shut down and gone. at one of the massage/kareoke joints we loitered over cokes for a while and they finally brought out two superb, sexy, naughty looking 18-19 year olds. these girls were slim, petite, with tongue studs and attitude. however we did nothing as the price was 1,400. i had to laugh at my own impecuniousness - after all $42 for sex with a sexy 18 year old would have once seemed cheap, but i had to remind myself service was extremely unlikely to be good. it is almost always poor outside of pattaya or bangkok.
finally we toured the two hooker hotels along the road down by the train station - as before there were many reasonably attractive girls at the 'srikrung limited partnership hotel', and a reasonable 500 was quoted. at the nakhon hotel there were fewer, and the momasan quoted 1,000 for some barely attractive 30 year old. we laughed in her face.
so, my advice to travelers in the south - bring a fairly large mongering budget, and enjoy the curries.i disagree with opebo, i m familiar with hat yai and it take me a lot of time for mated this town. the fact is the city is very oriented toward singaporian/mlay mongering, but hey you re in thailand opebo. cheap sex can be found easily in hat yai for 300 baths room included (or more). it s true it s more hard to find cheap sex during the day but at night sex is everywhere.
ps freeler and skinless are my idols.
That Asshole
01-29-08, 04:48
- It is tempting to protect our "territory" by saying that there is nothing there, all uglies and dogs. However on the long term it does us no service at all because other guys will do the same to us. I like beauties even if they don't serve so well, much more than dried-out old uglies who are great performers. "Beauty" in my opinion is: 18-19 yo, slim, cute face, nice teeth, smiley silky girl. Not all are like this but surely it is available, some times for ridiculously cheap cost. This is what I exactly found many places in Isaan: Konken, Ubon, Udon, Loei and even Mukdahan. Here is the story of one of those. You won't know unless you go and check it out. And look closer.
Somewhere in Isaan 2008
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***Playing with Soft Cat***
This story is not so much about sex. But rather about men's rights. The issue that seems to be largely for gotten nowadays in the shadow of women's rights, childrens right, animal rights and so on.
That special house is in the inner areas of "???" city, in a quiet side street. Daytime it is closed, you wouldn't recognise it from the outside. However as the sun sets it comes alive every night, with fancy pink lights on the exterior. I rolled up early to beat the crowds and the Thai boys. Mamasan was nice as always. Big woman in her fourties, weighing no less than 200 pounds. She calls out the girls, about 10 of them. Nearly all very pretty, smiley, well fed and healthy looking. Have tall, short, slim, bulky, up to your preference. What I like about mine is her walking. Similar to that of a well fed, spoliled silky cat. Surely very young, legal but just barely. Wearing the metal braces on her teeth, sort of schoolgirl like. I ask mamisan about the cat's age. She says: "Around 18". I am concerned a bit, so ask back: "Less or more than 18?" Mama says: - "Over. A little bit."
*** Deprived men***
We walk together to the back of the building, to the row of simple wooden rooms. On the way I keep grabbing her young ass and tits. She giggles and keeps saying:"Jay yen, jay yen" (meaning "relax!"). But of course I am a very deprived man. How would that be possible to relax with the thought of goin to root this purring fresh kitten within the next few minutes. I am feel not anxious as much as rather excited. To be "jay yen" is not a possibility.
The room is basic, with mattress on the floor in one corner and single 50W globe giving good strong illumination. The sheet is not to dirty, but surely they wouldn't change it after every session (this is just an ST room, she does not live here). I pull her short dress over her head, while keeping the young firm breasts squeezed under the pink bra. We have lots and lots of young chickens like these back at home. But for some reason, old men never can touch them. This is our custom, so they say. Old goes with old only.
While she still standing up on the mattress, I take off her pink bra. She pulls off the panties for herself. I admire her young fresh meat (being very deprived as I said). The perfect domes of her perky firm tits, the light brown colored large nipples, with the extra soft texture of skin around them. I keep pinching and rolling them between my nicotine-stained arthritic fingers. I lick the soft belly skin up and down, left to right. ( we did not wash yet, but I had a shower about a week before, so it is allright). I lay "Silky Cat" on her back. Cat lifts her two shapely legs up in the high air.
*** Black-lip oyster ***
The lips around her hole are dark on the edges bot light brown elsewhere. For some reason she likes holding her meat-lips wide apart with her fingers (maybe she saw it in a porn movie? I not ask). Revealing the pinky entrance hole. I tell her that only stupid people believe the "aids" lies. It is only an invented story, so that many make money form it. Not using rubbers is just fine, she can be healthier than others. It makes no difference. I put the dick inside the inviting fresh hole. It is very warm. Slowly moving in-out-in-out. After this the cat grabs my shoulder and we are sitting facing each other. Looking into her brown eyes, firm breasts rubbing my hairy, fat filled man-tits. Next I turn "Silky Cat" on all four legs and start filling her from behind. All the while I do not stop admiring the beautiful shape of the soft brown back turning into the curvy hips and buttocks. At the end connecting to my old wrinkled dick. As if becoming one body.
Admiring the scent of fresh youthful skin of her back, I keep sniffing it all the while as if it was some sedative like a bag of glue. I lick her ears from behind, inside the ears and the neck too. All the while keep pumping it. Sometimes fast, changing to slow. Stopping and then starting again. Pounding the perfectly harmonious young body, the geometrically round curve of her buttocks. Finaly I shoot her full with sticky old geriatric sperm while holding one firm tit in each palm. We do not bother to wash again. Health is in the mind and not in the water. I tip silky cat 50B ($1.50). She looks happy, much smilier than before we started. To do her nobody would ever need Viagara or other mad-isin. She is no buffalo but a silky cat.
There was a cost of course, about USD $20 or less in total. And no need for buying a new shirt, getting a haircut, buying drinks or being funny. Anyone can do it. And definitely no ned to hit or fight with other men.
The funny thing is, you too can come to this corner cat-shop and fill your hands with catmeat. Any man can. Women's power over you is only assumed. Without your cooperation they cannot control you. However if we cooperate, we can line the streets with young cat-shops. Because there are the silky cats ready waiting. Look aroud your own town or wherever you live. Now all we need is a unity of men and a change of old customs. Freedom from oppression by western women.
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END cat-story 2008
Just a funny note:
Q1: What is a "hero western man" 's daily schedule?
A1: $20 haircut and $1 wank in the shower alone (with a tube of KY).
Q2: And what is the "bastard sex-tourist" 's daily schedule?
A2: $1 haircut and a $20 hot babe in the sack.
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Simply a thought, if you still hesitate about that ticket to Bangkok. The more we are the stronger we get.
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That Asshole
02-03-08, 05:53
Loei + Chiangkan 2008 (for sex-tourist)
1. General
Loei, the capital city of Loei province is a friendly, relaxed Thai town in the north of Isaan, near Laos. Few visitors make it here but a trip is rewarding. Quite a few things to see and lots of pretty, young willing holes to plug. Indeed the locals are shockingly friendly. They actually stop and let you cross the road, seemingly afraid to run over their only farang visitor in town. Everyone is so helpful that it is sometimes even embarrasing. Something like Ubon Rachatani, another center of unprecedented Thai kindness.
You will notice the many Chinese temples and people in town. This is usually a good sign for pusspuss action. (Think of Had yai, Nakonsri, etc). There is also one tourist office in town who seem totally shocked to see anybody walking in their door. Not many tourists yet.
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2. Travel:
By public bus, 4 1/2 hours from Phitsanulok, 4 hours from Konken or Udontani. Have regular bus connections to all above. As you approach Loei the scenery is very pleasing. Mountenous terrain and you are passing lots of greenery and traditional villages. Loei bus station is 1 km from town. Easy to walk but also there are many taxis for 20-30 B.
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3. Accomodation and food:
Plenty of good value cheap hotels 2-400B in town center. There are two night markets and both have great selection of food. However few vendors speak English at all. For local transport there are always many samlos in the central area, such as the markets and night markets, even late at night.
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4. Pusspuss
*** Ab Op Nuod ***
Account of one trip. Around 6-7pm hired one threewheeled taxi. Looking for some healthy young man again who would know the right places. However there weren't many of that sort, so I just settled for some deranged looking young man with rotten front teeth. We agreed on couple of hours hire for 120B, and maybe more if we take longer. Yes, taxi is cheap here when compared to other towns. He said that he would take me to an "Ab Op Nuod" first. (If you want to know more about this type of sex-massage, please consult posting in Bangkok/Massage parlours section, Jan 9, 2008).
*** Thai Brothels ***
Then we just pulled up at some traditional massage shop. (There is no "Soapie" in Loei). Of course he did not know what a "soapie" actually was! However, talking with the boss papasan there, I was informed that boom-boom was actually available. But only on outcall in my room. They cannot do it there. Passed on this one for the time being, maybe come back later. Next we went to a real brothel. Surprisingly pretty, young girls. About 5 of them. Price is also very reasonable, considering the quality. Service okay but not special, however the girl very pretty so I was happy enough. After this he took me to another similar brothel. Again nice rooms, friendly, young girls and also very welcoming management by papa and mamasan couple.
There was still something I wanted to find out though, about the cluster of karaokes at the bus station. After all the "research" is more fun than the sex. Surely most of you agree.
*** Karaoke shops ***
The taxi parked and waited outside while I picked one karaoke shop and approached the girls. I asked for some male boss to talk with but there was none. So, just sat down, ordered one beer and tried to figure out what was happening. In fact the girls were very pretty and friendly too. All local Thais from Loei. So, I figured it is not just a straight sex brothel. So, I chose some songs from a huge book. All Thai. Picked one Carabao, one Loso and let them chose another one. 5 baht per song and they did all the singing. I bought one large beer for 80 B and 2 colas at 80B(!) ea plus ice 10B. Total less than 300B ($10), and if you like chatting with young pretty girls then you might even enjoy it. And I found out, yes, they do go with customers. Sometimes. But only after work, like midnight or so.
*** Bit of cuddling ***
I could touch them, hug them (as did the other customers also) but I was not interested in sweet-talking them. Have to admit though that one of them was a total model. The rest cute too. Just natural young Thai chickens, not average brothel stock or Pattaya stock.
After this I asked to be taken back to the ST brothel again for one more pop because these girls made me somewhat excited, so to speak. Mama smiled and welcomed back again. I picked one pretty faced short girl but she refused. Then mama called some more in. They were even better looking indeed.
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*** Hot brothel-beauty ***
I had to pay first, then proceeded to her exceptionally clean and orderly room. Better than my hotel.Lots of clothes and cartoons in one large wardrobe. Large color TV, DVD and CD player, lots of CDs. She asked what music I liked. But she only had Thai, so let her chose. While she put on the music I started playing with her tits through the shirt and rubbing her hole through the jeans. She became hot in an instant and soon we were deep kissing. I just sort of tore offf her pants and started eating out her hairy hole. While she keep pushing my head down deeper. One very hot passionate fuck followed between old deranged white monster and young brown beauty.
All under the bright shining lights. 22 yo, no kids yet. Tall, slim, brown velvety skinned. She seemed very pleased with the 50B ($1.50) tip at the end. Well, well, even old ugly farang dickhead can find young fresh women for great fuck. Without licking feet or chatting with them. Without hair-transplant, without new shirt, new car. Without fighting with other guys, ever. The value of women is so overrated that it is ridiculous. Nothing more than propaganda and lies. Another great fuck, cheaper than a haircut. Pleasingly acknowledged that this one was the 40th this trip. Well done, work finished. Can have a holiday!
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Chiang Kan town (on Lao border):
Next day took the local truck to the border town of Chiang Kan, where there are more brothels. Large trucks leave every 15 minutes between 6am-7pm. There are many cheap guesthouses facing the Mekong. The town is about 1 mile from the bus station. Easy walk or there are tuk-tuks. Everyone is friendly, even the dogs (well, most anyway). There are also direct buses to Bangkok and Korat.
Chiang Kan otherwise is a very attractive riverfront town. It is just one straight street. Soi 9 leads to the market area. You can hire a bicycle and follow the Mekong down to some rapids. Passing beautiful wats and other scenery. This area is worth a trip even apart from the rooting. But you get that too. I did not try any of the brothels but was told that there are some. One place to find taxis at night is the bus station where the Loei trucks stop. I did enjoy the town though. It is better than sex. There are no maps available, so you might want to use the one below.
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End Loei/Chiangkan report 2008
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Hey, guys.
Any info on GF hotels in Khorat, Udon, Nong Khai, Khon Khaen? Or is it even an issue?
Terry Terrier
02-12-08, 03:39
Hey, guys.
Any info on GF hotels in Khorat, Udon, Nong Khai, Khon Khaen? Or is it even an issue?Not an issue usually.
I will be in Chumphon, the city but also in Lang Suan - the town in Chumphon province. Anybody know of or can recommend any mongering places in either town?
Can anyone recommend any of the cheaper hotels in Khon Kaen? I've stayed there at the Sawadi but it isn't a very good value at 400-500 baht.
Opebo,
Try Roma, right outside the air bus terminal. They have all sorts of rooms. From basic one bed fan without tv to all mod cons air.
Do check out the Pet Yaang and Laat Na restaurants next door.
You might like Suksawad tho, a little North of Roma. Dirt cheap (for a reason...).
Sfifred,
Chumpon: Don't expect beauty, but plenty women on the street just East and parallel to the railway. Start at the market and go South. Some dogs outside/inside the Chinese hotel on your left.
Bring B300 and some rubber.
That Asshole
02-27-08, 08:27
Konken Thailand 2008 (only for sex-tourist!)
Contents:
1. Introduction
2. General information about Konken
3. Sex-travel information
4. Sex-travel stories in Konken
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1./ Introduction
Dear sex-traveller, welcome to one of the great sex-towns of Thailand. One of which yet mostly undiscovered by westerners yet offers so much in terms of copulation possibilities for old ugly men with attractive young women. And at a minimal cost. You will not have to fight with anyone and all you pay is small change. Remember that our joy is not only the sex. But also the sure knowledge that with every act of copulation we erode some influence of the evil feminist oppressors in power. Worldwide. And such we liberate men and build world peace.
As usual, some might attempt to steer you away from Konken, assuring you that there is nothing there. But in my opinion we must share what we have and the best is if you go and check it out for yourself. Here is your starting point.
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2.1/ General
Konken is a large Thai city, sometimes also called the capital of Isaan culture. It has plenty of good value accomodation, delicious and varied food and most of all lots of young fresh "?eat". Substitute your own wovel. I like to use "m", but please yourself depending on your political outlook and length of tongue.
2.2/ Travel
Konken is located 450 kms NE from Bangkok Thai capital. It can be reached by public bus from Bangkok's Mo Chit bus station or by train from Hualampong train station. Either way the travel takes approx 9-10 hours. Overnight sleeper services are available. Konken also has an airport with several flights daily in both directions. Or you can make the trip by stopping in Nakhon Rachasima or Loei overnight, which also have their own lively night scenes. Please refer to the applicable reports about above. Arriving from Laos you can also reach Konken in one day through Udonthani in the North. Approx. travel times: Udonthani 2 hrs, Rachasima 4 hrs, Laos border 3 hrs, Roi Et city 3 hrs, Loei city 4 hrs.
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Apart from the airport, Konken has two bus terminals and one railway station. All land transport terminals are conveniently located within the city, easy walking distance. Local city transport is by the usual pick-up truck/minibus. Fares 10B. Taxis also available in the form of motorcycles, rickshaws and tuk-tuk. Fares start at 30B, and a bit more at night. Taxis are easily found anytime at the bus terminals or near large hotels suck as the Sofitel, Kosa, etc.
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2.2.1/
Konken bus station (ordinary). This is where most of us arrive.
Simply described: big and grotty. But functional. Has services going nearly anywhere. It is also a very interesting place for meeting people and observing humans. I was watching one old woman slapping young a child (4-5 years)on the bare legs with a bunch of reed. Kid starts crying loudly. Nobody blinks as much as an eyelid. I think: Good service! This is no violence but simple education. Teaching respect for the old. Contrary to popular feminist propaganda, children are not our future. But Old age and Death is. That is even the children's future. Nobody will be a child again but we all will be old and dead.
*** Respecting the old ***
Even the children. So prepare for it and respect it is the best you can do. I sort of hate this big circus about "childrens rights". It all seems to have too much of a feminist flavour about it. Old age and death are the future for all of us. So, learn about it and prepare for it while you can. Children can wait to have "rights" when they grow old and more sensible.
As I said, it is also a good place to meet odinary Thais. Started talking with an old man. A monk and had been for 40 years. He is happy. Well respected. Never had a wife or a girl-friend that he could remember of. He said "Happines does never come from women". I naturally agreed.
*** To bow down and worship ***
Interesting: Western men bow down before women. Thais bow down before monks. Got the connection? Who has the more brothels?
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2.3/ Accomodation, food
The Konken city center is packed with comfortable hotels, offering rooms for 200-2000B (1USD=33B). There is such a surplus that finding a room is always easy.
There are several excellent nightmarkets, one is right in the center and near your "entertainment". In fact just to experience this extravaganza of food might warrant a visit in itself. Otherwise there are always restaurants large and small open in the main shopping areas.
2.5/ Other things to do
To fill out your time when you are not busy eating beautiful fresh pussy, there are several possibilities. Most notable being the Konken Lake in the south corner of town. It is quite huge. You can walk around, ride a bicycle and even catch fish for free (really it's free). There is a designated area for anglers, outside of which fishing is not allowed. Several architecturally interesting wats surround this place and are worth a look. Monks are often fluent in speaking English and are happy to chat. There is a local museum north of the bus station and a tourist office if you need more information. Nearby interesting villages worth a visit are: the Turtle village, the Snake Village as well as silk weaving villages, etc. "Cultural sex-tourism" is the keyword of the future and no doubt you are on the right track to make the world a better place for all by joining in.
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3./ The "entertainment"
Among others, Konken offers the following possibilities for you to hammer another nail into the black coffin of feminist world-terror. Three excellent and large soapie parlours, possibly some of the best in the country. And prices are reasonamle. Karaoke singing brothels, plain Thai style brothels, beerbars, a supply of street-workers, callgirls and many other means. My list is far from exhaustive and surely there are more. If you find some, please let us know.
3.1/ The soapies: (for more general info about "soapies" refer to Bangkok/Massage Parlours/jan9,2008 posting)
3.1.1/ "Villa" on Klangmuang road, near the aircon bus station. Purple neon sign, in Thai script. Prices 1000-1300B depending on quality.
3.1.2/ " Caesars" cnr SriChan & Lang Muang roads, 1200-1700B
3.1.3/ Kosa Hotel, (next to Sofitel) 1700-2500B ($1=30-32baht)
All of these are large, with many very attractive girls. Management is invariably friendly and they speak some English. These are the "real" prices and are not usually inflated for foreigners (maybe except for Kosa, sometimes). You get one and a half hours of fun with your choice of cat which includes bathing together, sucking with rubber and a fuck. Sometimes also a foamy body-rub. Extras always available, upon mutual attraction or the payment of cash, etc. These can include kissing, CIM or bareback ++. Tipping is not compulsory, and even in case of top service, shouldn't be more than 50-100 B or so. Remember, they are already way overpaid, when compared to ordinary Thai workers.
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3.2/ Farang bars
Around the Hotel Sofitel and Kosa Hotels are a number of the usual Pattaya style girly bars. Run by foreigners for foreigners. Here you are expected to chat, be funny and entertaining. If you are not, then someone else gets the pussy. Do you like it? Do you want to be a slave of women? Surely not. So, the other options are better.
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3.3/ "Soi Patulek" brothels (these are not so good looking)
Again in the Sofitel/Kosa area one small street with about six ST brothels. Prices 4-500B/pop. Apart from a rare few, quality here is pretty average or less. However the place is convenient enough for a quicky. They have rooms on site, included in the price. One end of the street starts at the Rad pub, the other end at Loft pub. Easy to find. If you go with a taxi, prices will increase by about 100B.
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3.4/ Thapparak Rd, soi5 brothels. There are about three of them, with better quality. Some even gorgeous and young. ST 4-500B. Not all may be open all the time. This in near the city shrine, on the street of therailway station.
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3.5/ Karaokes, such as the one opposite soi5, as well as the one near Patulek. Some of the girls are quite pretty. One pop is 4-500B for foreigner (depends on quality). Thanon Wutharam also has a number of Karaokes of this sort, such as "Duan" and others. Some have rooms, others not. Really beautiful girls can be found here and they also do callouts to your hotel. 2 hours in your room is about 8-900B plus taxi for the girl back.
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3.6/ " SW corner". Street-workers are found in the evening on the east corner of the ordinary bus station plus the park opposite. Uglies 300B, better lookers 500B/pop. Some even hang around this park all day long.
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4./ The "action"
Some lovely emotional Konken 2008 Some recent sex-stories:
The first day I spent the afternoon looking at some of the amazing wats around the Lake. Talked with some monks from Bangladesh, studying here. One quite fun thing to do is to feed the multitude of fish inhabiting the water. Some old women sell the fish food for 5 B a bag. The most amazing is their sheer quantity. Literally thousands seem to push and shove each other for each morsel. Makes you feel important.
*** Underwear issues ***
I arrived with one problem. That is, having lost my supply of underwear in nearby Loei town. In Loei the fleas started to bite so badly that I decided to give them a wash. As I am not used to washing things, of course forgot about them hanging on the line. So, spent a good part of the day in Konken trying to find something suitable. Unfortunately with our farang size it is not so easy, so finally nearly gave up. Letting my cock just dangle freely in the pants. However the balls were hurting every step. Next I tried to tape them to my thighs and do away with underwear alltogether. But the tape pulled all my pubic hair out.
All the underpants I looked at were way too small. In final desperation I just settled for some pairs of womens underwear. Those seem to come in larger sizes and on top of that are quite flexible. Stretching out to even huge. I got a pink one and a light blue with teddy-bear motifs all over the edge. Very sexy really. Especially as it clings to your groin.
*** Finding a Thai friend ***
After an excellent feed at the night market (this is one of the best in Thai), looked around the Kosa hotel area. There are quite a number of farang bars and the hostesses seemed pretty enough. Somewhat above Pattaya standards. But the clientele sort of put me off from sitting down at one. So instead went to the bus station to look for some transport for the night. My first choice is always a young, horny man who would know what was happening. But it also must be one that does not speak English at all. They are just way nicer and honest.
*** Terror in the eyes ***
Approaching the first one at the entrance, I noticed terror in his eyes: "A farang talkin' to me!?" They are often totally unbelieving and cannot imagine farang speaking Thai. So he panicked and started shouting to the others. In one second I was surrounded by a pack of taxi drivers all yelling "Where you go? Where you go?" (being the only words they understand). Fuck, it got me unaware too and I just ran for my life. But I thought afterwards that they were actually friendly. It is just that yelling. All I wanted is to chat with one and establish some human relationship. After all my request was quite complicated.
*** Don't panic! ***
After that I tried one lone tuktuk driver waiting on the street. Approached him with the phrase:"Jay yen krup". Meaning sort of "Don't panic please!" He seemed quite allright and we agreed in the fare of 200B (about $6) for the night, looking at a few places. First we went to the Patulek area, then Kosa massage after that to the Soi Wutharam karaokes, namely to Duang. This is quite a classy place with lots of beautiful females. Far above soi Patulek. The hardest part was the choice. Finally I decided to talk with a very friendly young woman named Pla or something. Discussed the prices, as here the service is takeaway only. 900B in my room.
My taxi took us there and this was day one. It would have been cheaper, but because of the taxi was the cost 900B. However this area is a bit lonely at night, so unless you ride a bike there is no choice but take a taxi.
*** Blue teddibears ***
Normally I don't like to take women to my room, but she was exceptionally accomodating and service minded, so cannot complain. The only funny bit was when we undressed each other and she started to inquire about my "teddybears".
I wondered: - "What kind of teddy bears?" Then she says :-"On your undies, you silly!" Well, it was some effort to explain, hmmm. I got it from my silly old grandma for my birthday, etc. Anyway, she had seen more weird farang than that, for sure.
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Next day:
*** Super soapie action ***
Again the nightmarket was the crown on the day. Just mustering all that variety of food and trying to pick something different. Decided to start the rooting-routine at the "Villa" soapie on Klangmuang street. Had been there the year before and had the most amazing experience. That performance impossible to beat, ever! I quite like this place. Immediately upon entering I was approached by two friendly Thai men and informed about the price, 1000B ($30). It seems the price had gone down, as last year I paid 1300. (But actually the quality too). All I asked them to show me one who had no kids yet. There were just a couple of those. We walked upstairs and even received 2 free bottles of water in the service. (This place is good!)
*** How to turn women on? ***
She opened the water to run, and we also had a porn movie running. I noticed the girl being somewhat cold first. So, I just dropped my pants, took my place on the big bed and started playing some some tunes on the "one string bass" while watching the porn. Just as I would do it in my home. I figured that no matter what happens, at least I get to see a porn and wank for $30. It is something. Better than a kick in the ass. But I joke you not. Did you know what makes young women horny? To see an old wrinkled idiot wanking by himself! (Sure, that's why it's illegal. Would make all women crazy if they allowed it."
*** Fun 26yo ***
Her ice melted in an instantand soon we both were happily splashing, naked in the bathful of warm soapie water. My girl was just beautiful. 26 yo. No kids, tall, slender. Small but firm titties on the front. The bath was fun but after that a very hot fuck followed, she sucking without rubber and screaming loudly. For the last 20 minutes or so we just chatted a bit about things that women like: money, looks, food, etc. Of course very boring for us but we put up with them for the fuck. Ah yes, I was very ashamed and had to apologise.
*** On the face ***
She decided to take the final shot on her face and the loads of cum spilled over to her gorgeous long black hair. Anyway, she looked happy but had to do the chore of washing all that plenty of hair. All the while me watching from the bed her naked gymnastics in the bathtub. This all was an excellent 90+ minutes of entertainment and made a good start for the night. I decided to tip about $3 which was gratefully received. Fuck, it is great even to think back and remember.
I am sure there will be some shitty ones along the line but in my opinion the soapies excell when compared to gogo bars. Price is cheaper, quality on par and you don't need to put much effort into receiving good service. I would much rather fuck women first and chat later. Unfortunately in gogobars, beerbars, discos it goes the other way.
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Part 2 - Konken report ("free fuck" and flying kites)
*** Relax all drivers, please! ***
Another day I decided to give another go to the taxi deivers at the bus station. I wrote with a pen "Jai Yen" in my palm in large Thai characters and approached the guy of my choice. Holding my palm in front. "Don't panic!". The problem is that most Thais never ever have come across a farang speaking Thai and get quite scared that they cannot communicate. Once we manage a few intelligent words across they calm down. Still he tried to call some others, but I kept telling - "relax, no need to call!". Soon enough I explained what I wanted and what places I already knew. Did he know any more pretty girly houses? He asked some more drivers and about 5 of them gave tipps. After agreeing on his fee, we soon set out. Around 9pm, our first stop was the corner of the BKS bus station.
*** SW corner scare ***
Some older women waiting and a younger one, about 22-23. Also some Thai men. Everyone very relaxed, friendly. We chatted a bit. I asked if they knew some girl more beautiful than these. No offence, one mama made a phonecall and said the "beautiful" girl would come soon. Thay always can call others if there is no one you like. Soon this girl arrives on a motorbike. Looking quite good and pretty. Just for the interest I ask her age. She says 15. Fuck! I sort of don't like this shit. Not because I care. I don't. But simply don't like the trouble and fighting with dogs. Farang is "food" here and they will eat you. So, I decided just to get the fuck out of there, not even wanting to know about this business.
*** Soi5 - much better ***
Then after a short ride we turn to the road leading to the railway station and stop at soi5, a side street. Lots of fancy christmas lights on some houses. About 5 girls inside. Quite good looking too, 20-25 years. Two of them decidedly pretty. Everyone extremely friendly and welcoming. They tell me that because of the taxi the price will be 700B for ST/30 mins. I can choose anyone I like. The girl I pick is very fresh and beautiful. The room in the back is basic but clean with good lighting, one strong single bulb. All she wears is one thin simple dress. I pull it off over her head and admire the perfect slim body, flat belly.
*** Young breasts ***
I take my time to play with the perky young breasts and smooth silky thighs. Especially the inside of her thighs awesomely soft. She readily spreads her legs, while keeps giggling. From the next room we hear another couple moving in. Speaking in Thai: "Jangwat arai ka?" (Where you come from?) "Jakajeee, hehehe... Oh-oh-arghhh-". Funny feeling, they can hear us too. By this time I am busy pumping away and the gorgeous young female under me moans quite audibly. It was no love story but my girl was cooperative, attentive and respectful. I played a lot with totally superb fresh tits, grope, squeeze.
What a luxury. Plus kept storking the velvety smooth thighs while rooting from behind the perfect round brown bottom and filling in the sticky sperm. We surely took more than 30 minutes but nobody cared. She got another 50B tip ($1.50) and seemed very pleased. Upon returning to the hotel I paid the driver who was a nice chap and gave a last farewell wide smile. Beats Cambodia any day. Why anyone still bothers going there?
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Other days:
*** Not all pretty - except this one ***
The Konken nightmarket is just gorgeous. Great feed again, Mango stinky rice, sushi rolls, ++. Had a look at soi5. Previous pretty girl greeted with great smile. "Wanna do it again?". The other girls not so attractive this time. Rather looking for something else. Opposite at the karaoke papasan was quite rude the last time. This time old Thai woman doing the job. Friendlier. Offering the females 4-500B/ea ($1=33B). (The papasan wanted 1000B!) I picked a very young and pretty one (others not much to look at, about 2 young only). She was still busy putting on her makeup (7pm). I paid mama 500B up front. It seems for farang this is the standard. Possibly reasoning that you are too big to fight with in case you won't want to pay after. ST rooms are on opposite side of the road (next to soi 5). Basic closet, mattress on the floor, bucket in one corner. Totally full of used condoms (5 liter bucket!) Maybe they collect and keep them. Or recycle for animal feed?
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*** Groping young tits - nearly "free" ***
They don't have showers here. So good. Too much washing wears the skin thin. My girl kept wasting time by keep putting on her makeup. Obviously nervous, I figured. 10 minutes gone and she still doing the eyelashes. I had to do something, our whole time is just 20 minutes or so. I asked if she was nervous and she says never do ugly fat farang before. So, while she still painting the face, I took position behind. Pulled up her shirt. Undo the clip of the black bra. She still painting. I hold the pair of hot, smooth young apples in each palm. Quite nice feeling actually, makes you horny. I kept smelling and sniffing her back and hair.
Typical stinkey female smell. Very pretty young girl, I acknowledged. Too good for ugly deprived dickhead. I kept massaging the firm tits and nipples for a while. Run a pair of wrinkled, arthritic hands down the smooth thighs as well. She became hot very soon. Cosmetics fell on the floor. One extremely hot, passionate fuck followed. She turned the light off. I switched it on again. Very fresh beauty, bargain deal for $15. All varieties of different positions got tried out, they did not watch the time, nobody knocked on the door. Eventually I had enough, so offered to finish. She stayed in the room, finishing the make-up.
*** Fuck for "free" ***
I would lie saying that did not like this one. I enjoyed getting the bargain most. Very wholesome Thai girl, hardly cost more than Cambodia. And still avoiding that rotten, filthridden Khmer country. Dood deal, good value. I especially liked fondling and groping the young girl's tits. From behind. While putting on the makeup. Fresh, firm like two pieces of juicy ripe fruit. In fact if you think back how much you would pay back at home for just holding a pair of young firm bangers, even that was worth the $15. So, I consider that the fuck after that was for "Free".
*** From the disco? ***
I cannot believe the stories that some men pick them up from bars, discos. Impossible. Without them (the guys) prostituting themselves before these young females and behave like old fools, no way, ever. Why do they have to act like fools? They just wear down all respect men might have. While cheap brothels are the most perfect place to meet females. Here we simply purchase them. We keep our self esteem. We do not have to act like fools. We just buy and fuck. The perfect deal it seems to me. Let's not forget who we are! We know ourselves and we don't believe lies about how great or sexy we look. No. We are wankers. Idiots. Uglies. Masturbators. Fats. Balds. Yet what is strange is that we still do get laid with these young fresh chickens. Why? Simply because we cooperate, share and refuse to fight other guys. Sex tourists are the ultimate winners. Feminist rule is the ultimate loser.
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*** Fixing the DVD ***
DVD clinic. Went to the lake today, strolling around. The night before I couldn't enjoy my porn collection because the machine broke down. Luckily passed by a DVD service. Sign outside says (in English): VD Clinic. I figured the first "D" fell off. Sat down, waiting for the technician to come out. Somewhat strange was the large number of young women waiting to get their machines fixed - I contemplated. But women are very much into high technology nowadays, so why not. Finally another young female appeared in green uniform and asked what I wanted.
I put my machine on the desk and asked for a quick quote. She says the service is free. But they don't fix this type of equipment. What do they fix? - I wondered. She motions with her head towards the floor. I look behind, nothing there. Then she smiles and says "in yer pants". It finally dawned to me: The sign did not fall off. It is actually a "VD clinic". Venerable Diseases or something? Left me wondering what that may meant. My DVD player is still faulty, doesn't play porn. What is a venearable disease anyway? Can only your dick be sick and you not? Or only your heart, only your throat? Sounds silly to assume that.
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*** 1200 pound Thai beauty ***
In the evening had some fun. Feeding a 1200 pound young beauty. A baby elephant with bicycle light on the tail. Very cute, I kept stoking her thorny hair on the head while eating sugarcane.
*** Flying "kites" ***
At the nightmarket I met a friendly Thai couple. Doctor and his shop-owner wife. They were wanting to invite "farang" to their house which I was desperately trying to avoid. While staying polite. Funny, they confuse the simple ability to speak some Thai with intelligence. Totally wrong. We are assholes. Idiots, sex-tourists. The doc asked what I liked doing most. Trying to be honest, and trying to avoid the visit, I said "wanking" ("Chuk Wao" in Thai). He got excited. Really? Our son has a lot of kites. He collects them. You must see it! Incidentally "Chuk Wao" also means "Flying the Kite" in Thai.
So, I just apologised and left at that. Goodbye, too tired for this. And sorry. He insisted paying for my plate of food anyway. 30B, free dinner again. They have good heart. Can't count how many times Thais paid my dinner. But of course it's more joy to give than to receive. We all know that. So, now you know what "Chukwao" means. Right?
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Dangers and security:
KOnken is a pretty cruisy and easygoing city, as well as quite affluent. Drunks and streetdwellers do exist but not as common as in poorer parts of Isaan. Streets are well lit but of course as the night develops and local boys get drunk more caution is needed. Hiring a taxi for the night increases the cost but adds a sense of security. And so does finding a reliable Thai man to help - as usual.
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End Konken 2008 report
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