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Isotonic

11-01-14, 09:37

Had a great PSE with Sophia, a hot mature Thai lady at Oriental Orchids at Blackburn. Almost anything goes. PSE, DFK, AR, DATY, BBBJ, fingering etc. Great attitude. She works two weeks every month and commutes from interstate. Just ask before heading out. You will not be disappointed. Glad to report on a good news story for a change while every other Asian brothel has been taken over and driven into the ground by PRC hustlers.Some of the more memorable forums posts that I read when I first found this forum about a year ago were from an individual called Engine Driver, but I noticed that he hadn't posted in some time. Nice to see a post from you again.

I disagree with you about boycotting Eastern 25 though. What I propose is that we co-ordinate a schedule whereby the first of us pops in to the place, and consumes as much of the PRC witch's time as possible with polite but inane questions, polite but useless observations, polite but irrelevant comments, polite but annoying requests, etc, until he's virtually led out the door by the witch. At which point the next in line enters to repeat the time wasting. If each person can chew up 15 to 20 minutes of her time, that should rattle her quite well, and cause her to believe that everyone walking in there is a potential time waster of hers. The rudeness goes up, and hopefully the number of paying customers goes down, mostly due to her paranoia.

Alternatively, we could just burn the place down, but I hear the police get their panties in a bunch over things like that.

Nice report about Sophia at OO. There hasn't been a report from anyone visiting OO for a long time. Did you spend long there, and was the cost reasonable?

Kakariki

11-01-14, 19:27

Hi Ausmann,

There is an Indian massage shop located at 28 Heyington Crescent, Noble Park North. It regularly advertises on the Locanto website. Its telephone number is 0430 042 882. I visited this place recently. The massage lady I was offered was an Indian with tattooed hands. She had the most sour face I've ever seen and pretty fat too. There is no full service available here. It is a place to avoid. I will never return to this place in the future.You must have got the wrong lady, always FS there, they also own North Rd. Clayton.

Malice999

11-02-14, 02:21

Anyone been here lately? Is it any good and do they offer a FS?

MarioP

11-02-14, 05:28

I disagree with you about boycotting Eastern 25 though. What I propose is that we co-ordinate a schedule whereby the first of us pops in to the place, and consumes as much of the PRC witch's time as possible with polite but inane questions, polite but useless observations, polite but irrelevant comments, polite but annoying requests, etc, until he's virtually led out the door by the witch. At which point the next in line enters to repeat the time wasting. If each person can chew up 15 to 20 minutes of her time, that should rattle her quite well, and cause her to believe that everyone walking in there is a potential time waster of hers. The rudeness goes up, and hopefully the number of paying customers goes down, mostly due to her paranoia.Sounds like a great idea pick a day and time when it should be busy. And the ones of us that are unable to go in person can just give her a few phone call.

Meanderer

11-02-14, 07:19

You must have got the wrong lady, always FS there, they also own North Rd. Clayton.Thanks for letting me know, Kakariki. Maybe if I'm in the area again, I'll try my luck again.

Meanderer

Engine Driver

11-02-14, 07:41

Isotonic

11-02-14, 08:22

Sorry for the confusion guys. Sophia is at Oriental Angels, (not Orchids), located at 15 George Street, Blackburn. Sophia is probably mid to late 30's, so don't go expecting a nana plaza nymph. But boy can she perform. When she spat on my face, I just about blew my load! Especially memorable was when I had a finger up her ass and two digits in her pussy. And not a word of complaint!

Cost is $110 for 30 minutes. She was so good, I went back the next day.For the record, I don't know what a "nana plaza nymph" is, and based on what's being said in the Thailand Forum, I think they're extinct in any case.

On the Oriental Angels website, they list a special right there on their main page that says "LUNCH TIME SPECIAL. Visit our brothel anytime before 6 PM and receive a discounted rate of only $80" so that's a bonus too. Makes it worth driving all that way if it's $80 for 30 minutes.

Martinxp

11-02-14, 15:17

Just a breif report.

2 weeks ago went to 83 Johnston street Collingwood.

Saturday afternoon, a girl by name of "Lucky".

Good massage and youthful body petite breasts, not to most guys taste I know.

Massage very good and good at HJ.

Nothing to go out of your way if not in your area.

She says she works Sunday in Brunswick.

The funny thing with the visit though was the receptionist, she offered me sex at her place after hours, all this while waiting for about 2 minutes.

I have visited the place before but the girl always busy.

Seems only one girl works at a time.

Will be trying others in area.

Roddpoker

11-03-14, 06:30

You must have got the wrong lady, always FS there, they also own North Rd. Clayton.Hey,

Who is offering FS at Heyington?

I stopped going there because it was so bad, maybe things are looking up!

Meanderer

11-04-14, 07:22

A valid rant as far as I'm concerned. It has gotten to the point where I am uninterested in trying out any place on the weekend because of this kind of attitude from the weekend girls. I don't believe the odds favour a good outcome. So that leaves only the weekdays during which I can visit, and that means visiting in the late afternoon or evening on a work day, unless I'm doing this on one of my days off where I try to visit either late morning or early afternoon because the girls don't seem as tired as they do towards the end of their day.

You should definitely let Sophie know that you had a bad time. It might not help, but it won't hurt. If you've truly been a long time customer, and she knows this, she is not going to ignore it.Hi Isotonic,

I used to be a regular at the massage shop in the Puckle Street arcade. I've stopped going. I don't think that talking to Sophie is going to make any difference. She doesn't seem to care much about service here. The last time I was there she brought her laptop into the massage room and watched a Chinese comedy film while she was massaging me. Which says to me everything that needs to be said about how involved she is in providing the service. Will I return? Never.

Meanderer

Shazzam

11-05-14, 23:41

Dropped into 466 City Road On Tues arvo after the Cup and boy has this place lost it. Used to have really hot early 20's asian girls. Now it's tired, skinny or fat rude PRC and Korean. Met 6 and not one was more than 5/10.

Might be better to find a hot little legit overseas student and try to get her as an ongoing FB with benefits. The working girls all look so disinterested.

Isotonic

11-06-14, 07:16

Hi Isotonic,

I used to be a regular at the massage shop in the Puckle Street arcade. I've stopped going. I don't think that talking to Sophie is going to make any difference. She doesn't seem to care much about service here. The last time I was there she brought her laptop into the massage room and watched a Chinese comedy film while she was massaging me. Which says to me everything that needs to be said about how involved she is in providing the service. Will I return? Never.

MeandererI also haven't been back since the beginning of this year, shortly after I'd heard that Amy had left there. I think it's amazing how quickly things can go bad in a place.

I agree wholeheartedly about the image that is presented when something like what you described occurs. I have no doubt that shortly before they have to shut the doors permanently and hang up the "Out of Business" sign, they're shaking their heads at how it's all our fault (but not theirs). Going out of business would be good karma for places like that.

Thanks for the heads up on a place that I would have considered going back to at some point. But not now.

Isotonic

11-07-14, 08:03

Leanna / Sarah's service is a bit mechanical, I agree. My first experience was just like that. However, on subsequent visits, I took a bit more control and then Leanna is really fun. She lets you do absolutely anything with her. Nothing is off-limits. You just have to take control.Visited Leanna again, and I don't think I'll be going back. Mechanical and uninspiring, which really is the opposite of what she advertises. Allowing us to take control and her going along with it, is quite different to her being into it and projecting the image of a hungry nymph for our benefit. It's not the only reason I wouldn't return, but it is the main one.

Isotonic

11-07-14, 08:18

I've visited this place a number of times since I last posted about it in June, and all I can say is that I have noticed a slow decline in the quality of the ladies there over that period of time. Staff turnover is high enough that all but one of the ladies that were there in June are no longer there now. Back in June / July the ladies were young, and rather cute. Not so much now. Service isn't terrible, but it isn't great either.

Back in June it wasn't there, but they now have one of those bright LED "OPEN" signs above the painted glass front door. Fabulous stuff.

PatHiscock

11-08-14, 10:27

Back punting after a layoff. Was looked after by 20's larger girl. Was first asked if wanted medium or hard massage, went for medium, just as well hate to know what hard was like as medium was a bit like being in a washing machine, very vigorous. Had a laugh about it and probably did me a bit of good as the body was feeling a bit shot. She was nice and chatty with a good attitude. Basic extras on offer for $30 but decided to decline as was feeling a bit all over the place from the massage. Massage skill was average but at least her attitude was good relative to a lot of the sour faces you get. Saw who I expect was the boss, she was a bit older but friendly and took a couple of guys whilst I was there. I expect things we available with her but I expect they were the basics based on her dress. WIR, probably not, other pickings in the area to try.

HappyEuro

11-08-14, 12:00

Hi punters,

I don't know if I was at the wrong place with Nikki but she seems to hate all men as they only want sex, well pardon me what the hell is she doing there. Her massages are average at the most and very off putting when she stops and talks about everything and nothing. Defiantly doesn't offer FS. Somehow I think poor old Nikki is living in a time-warp as she is adamant that nobody offers extras in any of the MS around town. She only exposes her Boobs and leaves her shorts on. WIGB not in my life time sorry Nikki.

HappyEuro

11-08-14, 12:03

Anyone been here lately? Is it any good and do they offer a FS?Been there very recent very worth while and reasonable with pricing. Up front with FS pricing $100 30 min.

Meanderer

11-08-14, 22:34

I visited the Natural Massage shop recently. It is located at 61 Sydney Road, Brunswick. I haven't seen any advertisements for this place on Locanto or the local papers and so it might be one you could miss. The shop is open seven days a week. Its phone number is 0426 297 878. It is staffed and managed by Asian ladies. This is a new shop which opened in the last two months. The furnishings are all new and the massage table was stable and comfortable. The shop is freshly renovated. A standard massage with no extras is $70 for an hour.

The massage lady I had called herself Linda. She said she works there seven days a week. She is from the Phillipines and I'd say she was in her late 20's. Her body was (in my opinion) really hot (firm and good size breasts, with a cute round ass) but her face was not so beautiful (overall a 7 out of 10). She was wearing denim shorts and a sexy crop top the day I visited. I loved looking down her top while she massaged me. She gave me a good massage (7 out of 10). I loved it when she lay on top of me and used her legs to massage different parts of my body. She also spent lots of time massaging around my groin which is another thing I really enjoy.

This was the first time I'd visited this place and not seeing a tissue box anywhere I didn't have high hopes about anything extra happening. Nevertheless, towards the end of the massage I was offered a hand job for $50, which seemed pretty expensive to me. I negotiated her to undress down to her panties for that price, which she agreed to. The happy ending was well done. She was very generous with her time and she didn't mind me running my hands over her body.

I'm planning to return in the future. But it was not so good that you have to stop yourself from going back the next day.

OzzieSuds

11-09-14, 22:31

Ercildale

11-10-14, 04:16

Dropped in here on Friday afternoon. Looked very promising at first, once you negotiate the sliding door to get you off the street, then the buzzer on the door inside. The reception area is bright and light, and I was directed to a good-sized, nicely furnished room. Things got better when an attractive Vietnamese girl in her mid to late 20's came in. But it sort of went downhill from there, starting with the pricing discussion;

Me: Hi, half an hour massage?

She: One hour!

Me: No just half an hour - 30 minutes.

She: 100 dollar.

Me: Pardon? For half an hour?

She: 100 dollar.

Me: Sorry, I don't have $100 (showing her my four $20 notes).

She: 80 dollar. OK. Handjob.

Me: OK.

Which is what I wanted all the time. Perhaps she was expecting a FS gig up front. Or maybe she just wanted to screw me (so to speak) for a $100 HJ. Anyway, she quickly relieved me of my $80, and went outside. I undressed and lay down on the comfy table and waited. $80 for a HJ, I pondered? Well, it might have been a tad under the odds, but the girl looked good, and I assumed she would nude up, so it was a pretty reasonable premium.

She came back, and undressed down to her panties. She had a great body, but her demeanor, not to mention her massage and tug skills, were maddeningly disappointing. Tried to engage her in conversation, but she was really uncommunicative. Don't know how good her English was, but she certainly didn't try to chat, as most girls will, even if their English isn't much chop. The massage was pretty hopeless, not much more than slight pressing and disinterested rubbing around my shoulders and legs. No flirtatious touching of the scrota sack, or letting any part of her brush me, though she did at one stage jump up on the table and kneel on my back. When it was time for the flip, she immediately started wildly tugging little Percy, even though he was still soft and floppy. No smiles, no eye contact, no encouragement. Clearly she wanted to get this over with as quickly as possible which, by this time, so did I. At least I got a little fondle of her titties for maybe a minute or two.

After that sorry episode drew to its pretty unhappy ending, she continued her half-hearted massage on my arms and scalp for a couple of minutes, before drawing the session to a close after barely 20 minutes. Was able to extract from her her name: Amy. As we walked out, I got my only glimpse of semi-enthusiasm from her: "See you next week". Yeah, when hell freezes over.

Brauninc

11-10-14, 04:35

Mondays 6/106 hawthorn Road Caulfield, and weds 3/340 centre Road east bentligh. 21 years old half philliphines / half maltese, bleached blonde hair, aussie accent, looks like a promotional model. I've seen this youngster on 6 occasions and although extras have been banned, her massage is very slow and sensual. They use baby oil that smells great, and on your back she leans over and massages your stomach with her smiling at you. She Is a size 6 5 foot 7 and when she went up the goldcoast for a holiday recently informed me she uses coconut oil on her naturally tanned skin. I have remained soft every time I've seen her, as I adore her.

Enphl

11-11-14, 04:08

Stykler

11-11-14, 07:01

I will be visiting SYD and MEL for the first time in December from the US. Only 2 days each city. Looking for any recommendations for brothels (near public transit). Is this the best website / forum? I'd like to pay 175 AUD or less for a half HR session (or 230 AUd or less for an HR). I've had my fill of asians in HK and SG lately so I'm looking for some local cauc. As for service other than CBJ, BBBJ is really my only requirement. CIM would be a big plus. GFE would be nice of course. I appreciate any help you can give me since this is my first time to AUS.Mate, save yourself some money and pull yourself. The scene in Oz in general is fucked.

If you do choose to waste your money you will have the following choices. An overweight, tattooed, smelly, bogan if you prefer a Caucasian, or if Asian is your preference you will find an unemployed overseas (Korean) student who can't tell the time.

Mrs Palmer and her five fingers will serve you better!

Styk.

PatHiscock

11-11-14, 10:36

Mate, save yourself some money and pull yourself. The scene in Oz in general is fucked.

If you do choose to waste your money you will have the following choices. An overweight, tattooed, smelly, bogan if you prefer a Caucasian, or if Asian is your preference you will find an unemployed overseas (Korean) student who can't tell the time.

Mrs Palmer and her five fingers will serve you better!

Styk.Hear hear! You need very low expectations at the moment to not be disappointed.

OzzieSuds

11-12-14, 01:25

I will be visiting SYD and MEL for the first time in December from the US. Only 2 days each city. Looking for any recommendations for brothels (near public transit). Is this the best website / forum? I'd like to pay 175 AUD or less for a half HR session (or 230 AUd or less for an HR). I've had my fill of asians in HK and SG lately so I'm looking for some local cauc. As for service other than CBJ, BBBJ is really my only requirement. CIM would be a big plus. GFE would be nice of course. I appreciate any help you can give me since this is my first time to AUS.I can't believe the negative responses you got. In MEL the Daily Planet is just near Elsternwick Station. They have a website just check it out. There are others in the city and South Melbourne but I suspect that you will have to pay more for some class. In SYD I often use a massage place under The Menzies hotel. I stay and often get a house call.

Of course there is nothing here to match SIN. I can still find flippers at places like OT. Nothing quite like a flipper on heat! Always found HKG a bit more commercial. Beach Club in KUL is OK if you can avoid the Viets/

Most of the reports here are about skulky AMP where sometimes extras can be had.

Enphl

11-12-14, 03:23

I can't believe the negative responses you got. In MEL the Daily Planet is just near Elsternwick Station. They have a website just check it out. There are others in the city and South Melbourne but I suspect that you will have to pay more for some class. In SYD I often use a massage place under The Menzies hotel. I stay and often get a house call.

Of course there is nothing here to match SIN. I can still find flippers at places like OT. Nothing quite like a flipper on heat! Always found HKG a bit more commercial. Beach Club in KUL is OK if you can avoid the Viets/

Most of the reports here are about skulky AMP where sometimes extras can be had.Yeah, I find it hard to believe there is no quality service anywhere in the entire country. Maybe the prices I listed are too low. Sin and HKG are easy (Although FKKs in Germany were even easier) but I'm in search of non-asian this in AUS so AMPS won't work for me. From Daily Planet's website it seems like the price is a little high but acceptable. What's usually included in a standard session? BBBJ is the main thing.

HornyKiwi

11-12-14, 13:08

Person's Name: Yuko.

Establishment: Club Keys.

Date of Visit: 11 Nov 2014.

Contact Details / Address / Weblink:

Hours of Business:

Rates: $110 - 30 minutes.

Age: 25

Size / shape: 7

Nationality or Ethnicity: Thai.

Services Provided: FS.

Value for money / recommend? : Yes fun time.

My experience / comments: Decided to check this place out after being out for the evening and found it very easy to get a car park. I rolled up and entered by the back door (The only back door action I had LOL). It wasn't clear where to go so I did a bit of a wander around and finally found the reception and was soon introduced to 4-5 girls. Yumo was the nicest looking out of all the girls but they were all friendly. I decided to go with Yuko who was in a bikini and had a nicely shaped body. She lead me to the room and was very friendly and asked me to have a quick shower and was soon back for the fun.

She stripped off to reveal a nicely shaped body and upon investigation she had bolt ONS but they weren't that bad. She proceeded to give a good CBJ and I was soon ready for action. We soon got into the action and her moaning soon started. Her body looked good being fucked in the full length mirror that they had in the room and I had a very satisfying session with her. Afterwards she offered to give me a massage. I had a great time with her.

Kakariki

11-12-14, 19:45

Fronted a place in Houghton Rd Sth Clayton on Friday. On Locanto. Private House. Two asian women there. One was mowing lawns and a middle aged dumpy korean called candy dealt with me. $70 for nude and did not bother with preliminaries. Immediate ball tickling. Ended with BBBJ with CIM for an extra $30. She said women rotate so there might be better ones on offer.Hi all,

Can someone please post where this is, directions, number or similar.

Thanks

OnlyAGame

11-14-14, 08:05

Hi all,

Can someone please post where this is, directions, number or similar.

ThanksHe's probably talking about 1B Tennyson Avenue.

Martinxp

11-14-14, 09:54

He's probably talking about 1B Tennyson Avenue.Just check out locanto.

Ring around.

Find the one you looking for or maybe find a hidden gem somewhere.

Don't know much about clayton now.

My days of punting are less and less now.

Especially in out of my way susburbs.

Ausmann

11-15-14, 05:40

it's hard believe but yes; i'm working on the new porsche center near 141 vic. the 6 x3 18-barrel 13-storey grain silos that once graced the collingwood skyline have almost been levelled for the new porsche centre. i couldn't help but call infor a six oclock wednesday mid-week punt at 141. i've mentioned this before, but the pricing structure at this place is on the high side 80 $ph and it's a blind date setup and was led upstairs to the double room facing the parade. i had the newly advertised fiona an attractive 20 yo fair skinned vietnamese girl that kindly asked if it's ok to stay in the room while i undressed. with me being her second customer in two days she was slightly nervous i could tell nevermind i said and went straight into a tor**** face down. a nice tickle up the arse hands straight up behind her panties. before things got too serious i confirmed the shopping list, 50 $ full nude and touch everything and gfe kissing but specified no hj yes she said to all and more 120 $fs which i declined.

summary; beautiful medium sized exquisite body gorgeous be-sized breasts just the way i like them (no bigger) shaved snatch / much prefer natural i think they have a nicer look and odor. all-round a lovely girl, nice manners, educated a beautiful young body, a pity i'm taken otherwise would make a great wife or partner for a isg forum punter.

happy hunting and punting.

lotus.Hi guys,

Visited this place the other day, as mentioned above the prices pretty high for the usual service we get else where, had a young lady from the sub continent, massage pretty average, HJ not the best, had few others working on the day. May return to check others.

Cheers

Meanderer

11-15-14, 22:29

I visited the Lucky Bamboo massage shop recently. It is located at 89 Bell Street, Coburg, near the corner of Bell Street and Sydney Road. This place advertises in the Moreland Leader. The shop is open seven days a week from 9:30 to 8:30 pm. Its phone number is 9350 4693. It is managed by an Asian man and staffed by Asian ladies. This is a new shop which opened in the last month or so. The furnishings are all new and the massage table was stable and comfortable. The shop is freshly renovated. A standard massage with no extras is $70 for an hour.

The massage lady I had called herself Lisa. I've seen her at another massage shop but I'm not sure which one. She works there most days. She is from China and I'd say she was in her mid 40's. Her body had seen better days and I would rate her no more than a 5 out of 10.

The quality of her massage, together with the happy ending, was excellent (9 out of 10). For half an hour I received an excellent massage on my back, shoulders, arms and legs. Then after that, she spent almost a quarter of an hour slowly working up to the happy ending. She took her time stroking my thighs, chest and groin. Then she spent another quarter of an hour on the hand job. The hand job was done very well too. She didn't just piston away at it like some. She was happy to let me touch her wherever I wished. The nude happy ending cost me an extra $30 which was fine by me.

I may return in the future, but I'm not in a hurry to go back. Lisa is a friendly lady and tries her best, but (call me a shallow bastard) it's important to me to be with someone who lights my fire.

Predator

11-16-14, 02:40

Very popular last night and visited by the police for 2 hours.

Open today as per normal.

Happy hunting.

Meanderer

11-16-14, 03:54

Has anyone been to lolilove lately? Whats on offer after the raids?I visited the Lolilove massage shop in Bell Street, Coburg yesterday afternoon. It was closed, no lights were on and there was a legal notice on the door saying that the property has been repossessed by the landlord. The furnishings are still there, but no sign of any activity.

Stykler

11-16-14, 04:02

Very popular last night and visited by the police for 2 hours.

Haven't the cops got bigger crimes to jump on? Last time I heard, we had an Ice epidemic?? Skewed priorities I reckon.

RandyErin

11-16-14, 13:17

Hey brothers. Any options near Heidelberg or burgundy street.

Malice999

11-17-14, 04:29

I drove passed 2 massage shops on Sunshine Rd, next to Tottenham station. Has anyone been to either of these places and know what they offer and whether they are worth while?

Malice999

11-18-14, 00:24

I drove passed 2 massage shops on Sunshine Rd, next to Tottenham station. Has anyone been to either of these places and know what they offer and whether they are worth while?Actually. I went there last night. FS offered straight up for $100. I talked her down to $70. She was ok looking 5/10. Massage 1/10.

Then she sneezed on my leg during the massage. No apology!

Just got up and walked up unsatisfied. Will not be back ever!

Stykler

11-18-14, 06:37

Actually. I went there last night. FS offered straight up for $100. I talked her down to $70. She was ok looking 5/10. Massage 1/10.

Then she sneezed on my leg during the massage. No apology!

Just got up and walked up unsatisfied. Will not be back ever!Ooops! Malice999 has just been caught answering his own forum post! How embarrassing for him / her. I can never work out why people do that??

Ikksman

11-18-14, 06:51

Ooops! Malice999 has just been caught answering his own forum post! How embarrassing for him / her. I can never work out why people do that??My interpretation was that he visited the premises in the 20 hours between his 2 posts.

Just my opinion!

Ikks.

P.S. This is my first post on the Melbourne forum as I intend to visit next month!

DingoD

11-18-14, 07:05

I'm tipping that it's a disgruntled punter who thought he would be clever and set up multiple accounts, ask a question about a venue with I'd A, then create the impression that someone else responds with their I'd 2!! Or perhaps they just aren't that bright. That's very possible too! That said, those 2 places in Tottenham have been reviewed numerous times on tho forum over the past 4 or 5 years.

DingoD.

My interpretation was that he visited the premises in the 20 hours between his 2 posts.

Just my opinion!

Ikks.

P.S. This is my first post on the Melbourne forum as I intend to visit next month!

Eric Tile

11-18-14, 07:28

My interpretation was that he visited the premises in the 20 hours between his 2 posts.Just my opinion!
Ikks.P.S. This is my first post on the Melbourne forum as I intend to visit next month!Welcome to Melbourne + plus like your incisive input. Could you say where you are coming from?

Eric Tile.

Ikksman

11-18-14, 07:40

Do some of the (Chinese) massage places in Melbourne use any of the types of chairs / tables shown in the pics below?

Thanks.

Ikks.

Ikksman

11-18-14, 07:42

Welcome to Melbourne + plus like your incisive input. Could you say where you are coming from?

Eric Tile.Hi,

I am Australian, but have worked in Asia for 30 of the last 40 years, most recently in China.

Cheers.

Eric Tile

11-18-14, 10:47

Do some of the (Chinese) massage places in Melbourne use any of the types of chairs / tables shown in the pics below? Thanks. Ikks.Masseuses of that quality are very prevalent in Footescray but furniture of that style is illegal in Victoria. Incidentally are you manufacturing, selling or buying. Don't have too high expectations when you return.

Cheers, ET.

Pedros Needs

11-18-14, 11:16

He's probably talking about 1B Tennyson Avenue.Visited this place today for the first time.

I was quite impressed so much so I took both as I couldn't decide.

Seen far worse and the service was good.

I will return.

Pedro.

Ikksman

11-18-14, 11:31

Masseuses of that quality are very prevalent in Footescray but furniture of that style is illegal in Victoria. Incidentally are you manufacturing, selling or buying. Don't have too high expectations when you return.

Cheers, ET.Thanks for the info.

Ikks.

P.S. My only interest in the furniture is personal pleasure!!

Try HardAussie

11-18-14, 23:22

Thanks for the info.

Ikks.

P.S. My only interest in the furniture is personal pleasure!!The only device like that around is some of the "tantric" massage place offer a sukebe chair which is nothing like the chair you showed.

I didn't see those chairs in China but did see similar in the Philippines some years ago.

I personally love the massages that I had in Shanghai and some areas of Guangzhou but so many have closed down with the crackdown on illegal services.

Unfortunately Ikks I don't have PM privileges on this site but do on others so you may be able to get me that way perhaps exchange info.

Perhaps its time I rejoined. What do you think Jackson?

Teltel

11-19-14, 00:00

Do some of the (Chinese) massage places in Melbourne use any of the types of chairs / tables shown in the pics below?

Thanks.

Ikks.Welcome to Melbourne, the Melbourne RNT shops are about the equivalent of the BBS places in China but perhaps a bit more upmarket usually with a massage table and usually a door on the room rather than a curtain.

The RNT (except for perhaps 2 or so) are just as illegal as in China.

Teltel.

Ikksman

11-19-14, 01:23

The only device like that around is some of the "tantric" massage place offer a sukebe chair which is nothing like the chair you showed.{S N I P}
I personally love the massages that I had in Shanghai and some areas of Guangzhou but so many have closed down with the crackdown on illegal services.{S N I P}The chairs are similar to the Japanese ones but not used for washing. Just easy access to all parts of the body. The tables are used for imaginative types of sex, including red rope service, as can be envisaged from the photo below.

Parts of Guangzhou are arising from the ashes, but ChangPing is permanently dead and buried.

Welcome to Melbourne, the Melbourne RNT shops are about the equivalent of the BBS places in China but perhaps a bit more upmarket usually with a massage table and usually a door on the room rather than a curtain.I am sure that the Melbourne places are far more upmarket than some of the downright disgusting BBS places I have witnessed in Southern China. The only plus is that the girls are often 18-24. As a China ISG regular, you may have read about the 'catacombs' of ChangPing and Shenzhen (FS AU $5 - AU $8). Only for intrepid mongerers!

The RNT (except for perhaps 2 or so) are just as illegal as in China.Most things in life that are pleasurable and good seem to be illegal these days.

Ikks.

Malice999

11-19-14, 02:31

Stykler

11-19-14, 07:12

Stykler and DingoD,

Clearly I posted a question and due to the lack of response, I decided to take my chances and try the place out and then post a review of my experience.

I'm so embarrassed that you caught me red handed. Haha.

How about you stick to replying / reviewing posts rather than detective work.Get some time up little man.

If you took the time to review your post and check how it reads PRIOR to clicking Upload, then maybe people wouldn't doubt you. That is of course there was any doubt. You wouldn't be the first to have tried that trick and you wouldn't be the last.

Have a nice day.

Try HardAussie

11-19-14, 13:42

The chairs are similar to the Japanese ones but not used for washing. Just easy access to all parts of the body. The tables are used for imaginative types of sex, including red rope service, as can be envisaged from the photo below.

Parts of Guangzhou are arising from the ashes, but ChangPing is permanently dead and buried.

Ikks.Thats good to hear Ikks.

I was in Guangzhou in March and it was dead well at least from my perspective. I only go to China 2-3 times a year and regularly changing hotels so a regular is not easy for me to find.

Shanghai on the other hand is a favorite place to visit. For those that haven't tried the red rope then should you have the opportunity I would thoroughly recommend it.

When I first went to 300 Bell they had the hand rails on the ceiling and it took my mind back to Shanghai.

I am sure these place exsist here but I have yet to find one. Mmmmmm business opportunity me thinks.

Teltel

11-19-14, 21:45

I am sure that the Melbourne places are far more upmarket than some of the downright disgusting BBS places I have witnessed in Southern China. The only plus is that the girls are often 18-24. As a China ISG regular, you may have read about the 'catacombs' of ChangPing and Shenzhen (FS AU $5 - AU $8). Only for intrepid mongerers!

Ikks.Hi Ikks.

In China I stick to the north east and Inner Mongolia, in June and July not much was available in my district (Tongzhou) as far as BBS goes, most of the older areas have been demolished and I did not go looking at the spas. $5 FS is scary but in Inner Mongolia can be had as a quickie but the girls, whilst young, are not clean and would be a great risk, anyway there is a enough freebies for me in that province.

Enjoy your time here.

Teltel.

Sammi123

11-20-14, 01:37

HornyKiwi

11-20-14, 06:21

OnlyAGame

11-20-14, 06:38

I'll be in Brisbane this weekend and I was reading this forum hoping to figure out what my best options are. I mostly do FKKs in Germany (although I have punted in the US, UK, China, Singapore, and Thailand) - so based on my reading, the scene in Brisbane does not look optimal.

Unless I have misread, it seems my safest bet is going to one of the brothels (e. G. Cleo's etc.).

It also seems that while the brothels are legal, some of the other options (including the massage parlors) may or may not be. Am I reading this correctly.

Would appreciate any advice / recommendations. I am just looking for CBJ +/- FS, with an attractive lady (ies).

Will post on my experience after this weekend.

Thanks in advance.Brisbane is a bit different. I use the Courier Mail to find action when I go up there and this is what I have worked out:

-A massage shop can only legally give you a massage-anything else is illegal. I don't bother with them as they are a waste of time unless you only want a massage.

-In the Courier Mail classifieds you will find a section entitled "Exotic Relaxation". These advertisers should be solo ladies or girls operating from private premises and most of them will offer a range of services ranging from a tug to full sex. Many of them will have mulitple ads with different identities & phone numbers and a lot of them are not honest about their age. You could call what you think is a 20 yo Korean and have the door answered by a worn out 40 year old Chinese. It is also apparently not legal for anyone advertising this service to operate in company, they must be on their own.

-There is also another section in the CM for licensed brothels and hookers called Adult Services or something similar.

If you want more than one lady at a time, I reckon you need to look at that last column I mentioned unless you get lucky and find an Exotic Relaxer with a friend who can drop over (but that's not legal).

Good luck!

Trantinr

11-20-14, 11:49

Hi, thought I would add a report.

I called one of the Locanto adds for Cute Asian Girl under sensual massage.

Works in an apartment in Elizabeth St and was promised nude body rub with happy ending.

Girl who met me at the door was beautiful and said her name was Snow.

Basically just gave me a quick massage and the got down to finishing me off, touching her ok and as I said beautiful.

In and out in 15 minutes, cost $70.

She mention that for FS including oral was an extra $50.

Cheers.

Lemanski

11-20-14, 16:38

Hi, thought I would add a report.

I called one of the Locanto adds for Cute Asian Girl under sensual massage.

Works in an apartment in Elizabeth St and was promised nude body rub with happy ending.

Girl who met me at the door was beautiful and said her name was Snow...I recently saw this girl as well. She is actually one of the "twins" that used to work near Vic Market. Glad I found her again. Have a search through the thread for 'twins' for more info.

Eric Tile

11-21-14, 10:08

Elderly customer attends St Vincent's for preliminary spirometry check up.

Then, after clearance, awakes with sensuous HJ from naked, atractive, petite Viet / Thai young lady.

Excellent one hour treatment for Eric Tile. Departed invigorated.

However too expensive for regular treatments / awakenings.

ET.

Eric Tile

11-21-14, 11:07

Prior to following quoted report, same elderly customer abjectly failed mutual oral 45 minute treatment at legitimate Hastings clinic from naked, very attractive, petite, Japanese young lady. ET most disappointed with failure in such ideal circumstances. Contemplated total retirement but opted instead for spirometry check up at St Vincent's. Initial conclusion is that 45 minutes was inadequate or Wilbur suffered stage fright when receiving oral. Will endeavor to repeat Hastings if opportunity presents. Meanwhile, any constructive informed advice welcome.
Regards, Eric.

Elderly customer attends St Vincent's for preliminary spirometry check up.

Then, after clearance, awakes with sensuous HJ from naked, atractive, petite Viet / Thai young lady.

Excellent one hour treatment for Eric Tile. Departed invigorated.

However too expensive for regular treatments / awakenings.

ET.

DanTheMan

11-22-14, 13:48

Engine Driver

11-23-14, 02:08

WTF is going at The Main Course? Went there on a Sunday night and saw the three oldest, most hideous looking white Aussie women on the planet at the intro. I kid you you not, but their respective ages would have been 60,65 and 70. One was overweight and the other two were like shrivelled prunes. I really don't know who would be desperate enough to go with a 70 year old, but obviously there is a demand for this type of entertainment! Naturally, I declined much to the annoyance of the receptionist and went out.

I then went next door to Westside X and was quite pleasantly surprised by the talent. The place is a dump compared to The Main Course, but let's not forget the reason we go to these places. No one-on-one intros here anymore. The Indian papasan shouted "intro" and all seven Asian girls appeared in front of me. How are you supposed to decide? You have about 5 seconds to make up your mind and I chose "April", a smoking hot Asian with bleached hair.

April said she was HK and Japanese mix. A strange combo indeed, bit I think she is just PRC, pretending to be more glamourous. If she was HK, her English would have been better. She was quite good and compliant. Nice silicone tits, slim body and pretty face. Offered a partial GF experience. Light kissing, DFK and good CBJ. Rode her cow girl, doggie and then mish. She said she lives in Sydney, so might not be around much longer. Damage was $120 for 30 minutes and worth the trouble.

Brauninc

11-23-14, 08:55

Sorry to hear this, you would think with no real jobs left in Australia, there would be more young anglos working in the brothels, but most are now heading to the rip off rnt's that exist now. And most brothels are now Asian run and they rarely employ whites. It seems to be 2 choices nowadays in brothels. A young Asian chick, which theres an abundance of now, or a mid 40's white girl with tatts and the mandatory line"do you have any questions"?

Goboy

11-23-14, 20:48

Tauto08

11-23-14, 21:50

A Asian chick, which there's an abundance of now, or a mid 40's white girl with tatts and the mandatory line"do you have any questions"?

Amen to that!! I haven't visited TMC since Veronica retired.

Sydney Latino

11-23-14, 22:26

Hey guys,

Was planning on via visiting Nikki today but not sure about the mixed opinions on her. There seems to be two very different experiences posted. Can any of you help me decide? I'm after something different from the usual in and out service. Also don't mind mature ladies.

AussieGaigin

11-24-14, 05:50

Funny you guys should say this.

I was driving passed this place Sunday morning and ther is a drop off happening. Middle aged dyed haired blond, over weight, and looked like she was doing the shopping at Coles. Totally unatractive. I,wondered if she was the mammasan Guy drives off.

I could not help wondering:

1. Why do guys pay for that?

2 What sort of guy drops his lady off to a brothel to work for the day whilst he heads off to do whatever. What a creep.

Let's of issues, but even in tight times there is work around for a mid 40's woman without that.

Goboy.1. I don't know. A newspaper reporter in Sydney who specialises in "sex scandals" (mainly "uncovering" and reporting on illegal shops) has recently discovered that brothels charge less for their Asian girls than they do for Aussie girls. He figured this was racial discrimination at work because the owner was paying the Asian less for the same work. In view of the generally poorer service offered by Aussie girls, shops should be selling these girls for less.

2. Answer is simple. They are both druggies on welfare, and he sends her out to earn some money to support their habit. He is too lazy to work himself, and she wants out of the house to avoid domestic violence episodes.

WakeUpHard

11-25-14, 00:36

Hi all,

Long-time reader, first-time reviewer. Anyway, was feeling horny on Sunday and looked at usual ads on usual site, and decided on Vanity Court, in Dandy as I was off to the market that arvo. Ad says $40 for half-hour, bargain I thought even with extra 20 for nude. As it was a Sunday place is locked and you have to call to be let in. Called, met at door and followed a 30-40 ish Chinese woman, upstairs, dressed in slacks and polo top, name was Julie. Asked how long and said half hour, to which she replied $60. I thought WTF, ad sad $40. Then from outback came woman's voice saying in Chinese I assume it was $40, so $40 it was. Striped and waiting, in she came, I'd rate her looks a 5/10. Told to lay face down on table, and so the massage began. Lots of oil and massage was rather lame, rate about a 4/10.15 minutes later, after lots of massaging legs, bum but no crack or ball tickle, told to flip. She began massage chest etc, then held up 3 fingers for tug, I counted with 2, she agreed. I suggested she take top off, no go. Anyway lots of oil on the old boy and boy did I make her work for it, took a while for here to get me hard as I usually like some visual stimulation, aka tits, arse to get me in the mood. So there there she was tugging away first one hand and then two to get me over the edge, I wasn't going to let he off easy after she said no nude. Job done, dressed and met her outside door and gave her a pineapple and asked for change, no worries she said. Now I don't know if she was new to OZ and didn't know our money but she gave be back 2 lobsters, score I thought, was only worth an extra 10 anyway. Out I went down hallway outside, she then poked her head outside door holding up the 10, I yelled It's OK you keep, knowing full well she had made a mistake and wanted her full 20. Too bad, it was a lame are&T. So, fellow punters my advice is AVOID vanity court in dandy. Not worth the effort.

EasyTiger84

11-25-14, 02:17

Hi guys!

New here so be gentle!

Can anyone recommend anyone in Melbs inner-west for a good time? I actually really don't care if it's FS or just a fun massage. Just with a girl that is fun, speaks English, and just there for a good time. (And the cash of course) So long since I had anyone like that that I really just stopped trying, but now I'm keen to get back in.

NaughtySkks

11-25-14, 04:33

Are there any decent spots around Prahran been tired and tested?

OnlyAGame

11-26-14, 04:11

Ad says $40 for half-hour, bargain I thought even with extra 20 for nude. .Would love to know where in Melbourne you only have to pay $20 extra to get a massage girl nude.

DanTheMan

11-26-14, 09:57

I agree with TMC selection at night sliding to something shocking. The only decent one is May. I'm yet to see something better than her at night.

On the other hand, the day time is better, with April working there on limited days and as well as that I went and saw Crystal just after Melbourne Cup Day. She didn't disappoint! She knows I like it sensual, and sensual it was You really have to time your run at this place now. There are some shockers working here. Some guy had a heart attack here on the morning that I last went. He was with that HK girl Mandy, who promises DFK and has large boobs. You might be reading this and saying, oh that's good, but she's a dud root, and you may as well give me your money, that's how bad she is!

WSX has a nice line up of Asians. I've seen Laura, a nice Viet girl a couple of times.

WakeUpHard

11-27-14, 00:33

Would love to know where in Melbourne you only have to pay $20 extra to get a massage girl nude.They are out there, try S-E burbs, inner Melb are ripoffs asking way too much.

Jocko D

11-27-14, 01:22

Visiting from the states and spent a couple weeks last month in Melbourne. Mixed results but pleased overall.

First stop was the brothel at 39 Tope. Did my research, and 39 looked like a winner. Can't remember the girls name -- super skinny Korean with no boobs. But I seemed to recall that she was recommended so went for it. Overall, not a positive experience. Didn't realize until too late that between counting the time I used to stop in the bathroom, conversation, and a long washing of the private parts that we were burning up the clock. Nice BBBJ, but oops. There goes the buzzer. 1/2 hour (and $150) is up -- $80 extension for 15 minutes. Didn't go for it.

Was thinking of trying the much recommended Romantics, but since the tram didn't show up in time made a call to the apartment massage place on LT. Bourke in the CBD (search for the phone # 0423XXXX73) in Locanto). Met with April for $70 half hour massage. Although theoretically full service was available, it was not from April. But I was there so went for the $70 massage. Overall a positive experience. Stripped down and so did April. A little thick in the middle but overall quite nice. Got a solid massage on the back, and on the flip we moved on to what had to be the best HJ I'd ever had, including cuddling, light kisses, and ultimately unloading all over her tits. Totally worth the $70.

Running out of time on my time in Melbourne, I finally made the trek out to Romantics one afternoon (1/2 from CBD by tram). Booked 1/2 hour with Suki (note Rika and Alissa were highly rated, but Suki was also recommended). Totally awesome session -- ultimately about 40 minutes worth for $120. Suki practically dragged me into the room and she pulled my head down (she was all of 4'9") into a DFK before even saying Hello,. I gave here $150 and as she went for change I hopped into the shower to be ready upon her return. When she came back, she quickly dried me off including a quick cock kiss and lick. Then we headed for the bed and more DFK. Minutes later we're alternating between BBBJ and DFK with my finger buried deep in her pussy the whole time. After 15 minutes of this, she popped up and said "you fuck me now" and fuck her I did. Started in Mish, and without stopping rotated until I was spooning with her, hand on her tit, and still kissing the entire time. Then after coming, she was in no hurry to leave and I got to massage her for another good 10 minutes, followed by more DFK. Would I go back? Absolutely! Best fun I've had in years.

Note it's hard to find solid reviews on Melbourne -- best site I found was punterplanet.com.

DanTheMan

11-27-14, 09:00

I had an itch I couldn't scratch last night, so I decided to take a trip to TMC. Arrived about 10 pm. Not many punters around but heaps of women working, and whilst there I couldn't help to think of Engine Driver and his earlier report. Mostly white women and 2 Asians, Mandy the dud & Annie, a little think Thai piece. Was half thinking of Annie when a Sudanese guy started talking to her. No stuff this and I left.

Whilst there was introduced, (and I am not making this up), to a woman who must've easily have been in her 60's. I half thought about doing here for the novelty factor, but couldn't do it. She promised me all this hot stuff, but mate, she was easily in her 60's!

Another one was a woman whose name I can't remember, and if she wasn't high on heroin, I'll go he! Again promised me the world, but I'm not heading off with a strung out junkie. Actually the line up was VERY AVERAGE! I said no and the receptionist wasn't happy, but stuff her, its my money, not hers.

I ended up going to WSX and picked Laura after being introduced to 4 women. Laura is a nice little Vietnamese piece. I was as horny as, and she knew it. We just started doing doggie on the second go, and the knock comes on the door. She says don't worry about it, keep going and fuck me hard, and surely as god as my witness, I came shortly after.

Good service and in my opinion, TMC is better for day time action, but WSX, is looking the better option overall these days.

Cat Knackers

11-28-14, 08:32

Recently new to Australia, ISG, and massage parlors in general, I did a lot of reading on this forum before I headed out to do a little mongering myself.

First stop, 14 Princess.

Sunday around noon, the place was quiet, and the mamasan showed me to the 1st room down the hall. I waited for a few minutes, then in walked a mid 30's Asian named Emy. I assumed she was new because she had to leave the room twice during time / cost negotiations (I'm assuming) to get advice from the mamasan or someone else. Her first quote was $70/30 min or $100/ hour. When I asked if she meant $70 for 1 hour, she leaves, comes back and says $50 for half hour. I replied I wanted 1 hour and asked if it was $70. Again she leaves and returns. This time she says $40 for half hour, too busy cannot do 1 hour. I say deal! For about 15 minutes I get an average back, leg and arm massage. I'd give it 5-6/10. On the flip, she motions if I wanted my little buddy included in the massage, to which I said sure! Before any more talk, she grabs some oil and starts tugging. Pretty mechanical, but was working great for me! About half way through, I asked if anything else was on offer and made the universal "BJ" motion, to which she shook her head no. She finished up, cleaned up, then said she was done, and left the room. I dressed and left, saying thank you and goodbye to her as I walked out the door. Totally relaxed and only $40 lighter for my first experience.

Coburg, Tuesday.

Stopped by the Lucky Bamboo place on Bell St after reading the massage+ending scored a 9/10, and really wanted the back massage to be good this time. I was not disappointed. I called ahead and was told they were closing at 8 pm, but the lady on the phone said she would give me an hour massage, even though I wouldn't make it there until quarter past 7 pm. Mid 40's Lisa did just as described in an earlier post. Great back, leg and arm massage for 30 minutes, followed by the buildup to a nice release. $70 + $30 tip.

West Melbourne, Thursday.

Stopped at 33 Peel St early afternoon, and in a few minutes was lead to a room near the back where mid 30's PRC from Hong Kong named Wendy came in. Said she was new there, but kind of avoided my question when I asked if she'd worked anywhere else. She explained the prices - $40/30 min, $50/45 min, and $60/1 HR. Again, I opted for the hour, and first 35 minutes received a 6/10 massage. I rubbed her legs a few times as she moved around the table to let her know I wanted extras, and she got the hint and asked if I wanted a special ending. I asked what she offered. She asked me what I wanted. I said BJ. She wanted $100. I said never mind and put my face back into the hole in the table. She then asked how much I would pay. I said $50, and after she tried higher a couple times, she settled for the amount, and delivered a decent CBJ while I fondled all around her sweet spot on the outside of the panties. She never flinched anytime I touched her anywhere, and I went as far as I wanted. All up $110.

Meanderer

11-29-14, 05:32

I visited a new massage shop at 235 Sydney Road, Coburg. Its telephone number is 0431 539 984. It regularly advertises on the Locanto website. The massage was excellent (8 out of 10) and the Korean massage lady I had was pretty cute (7 out of 10). However there is not even a hint of anything extra here. This is a place to avoid. I will never return. Its advertisements are, in my opinion, pretty misleading and so I'm writing this so that no-one expects anything more than a good massage here.

Engine Driver

11-30-14, 07:30

The behaviour of PRC sluts in the massage industry is quite baffling sometimes. I genuinely had a sore back and wanted a hard deep tissue massage to provide some relief. So why did I go to Full Body Care on the eastern end of Bridge Road, Richmond? Just plain stupidity I guess. Saw a pleasant looking PRC called Lena for 30 minutes. Massage was about a 4/10 and she couldn't be bothered on actually working on my back. She couldn't wait for the flip so she could up sell. She gave me the universal sign for a HJ and then gave the two fingers meaning $20. I nodded. So out she goes and comes back in wearing surgical gloves. I just about fell off the table. Now I've probably had about 400 P4P HJs in my lifetime and never once has anyone put on a pair of gloves to do the deed. I was about to walk out, but my cock was already anticipating some action and my missus hates sex now, so what to do? Just lay back and make the most of it. Has anyone ever had a gloved experience before? I found it quite insulting. Is this a new trend in RnT's now?

I would give all of the Ping Full Body Care chain RnT joints a miss. There are two on Victoria Street and one on Bridge Road, Richmond and all are equally horrible.

HenryAU

11-30-14, 12:50

Hi Ausmann,

I actually think that Rooks Road is better (when it is open).

There was a stunning 19 YO Viet there who will push her groin against your head (if you put it fair enough up the massage table) and also grind into your hand if it hands off the edge. She will also let you feel her up and play with her pussy and ass through her panties (boobs are off limits for some reason. Starting to think it is because so many of them have those awful added bras). The same girl will also get up on the massage table and sit on you will she massages. I think this is really erotic as it teases before finishing off with an awesome HJ.

BTW. As guessed below Worrell is the correct address. Both Rooks Rd and Worrell the Viet girls wear those really tight ultra short dresses to allow for easy touching.Can you give me the address of that Rooks Road via message please. I am looking for some good massage shop near my house.

Thanks

Stykler

12-01-14, 05:39

Can you give me the address of that Rooks Road via message please. I am looking for some good massage shop near my house.

ThanksSo after the grand total of one post, with the sum of zero information contained in that one post, you expect someone to provide you with information privately by message. Not even remotely interested in sharing with others that give of their time and words freely on this forum are you?

Hope you ain't hanging by your nuts waiting for an avalanche of responses.

Styk.

Kakariki

12-01-14, 20:27

Can you give me the address of that Rooks Road via message please. I am looking for some good massage shop near my house.

ThanksI see there are a few in Rooks Rd, which is the real one?

Thanks

PatHiscock

12-02-14, 11:23

I see there are a few in Rooks Rd, which is the real one?

ThanksI think its probably Island Spice Day Spa 144 Rooks Rd that's being referred to. Frankly I wouldn't bother. Driven there 2 times in the evening with an intent to try and seen the same mid 20's portly PRC girl standing out the front on the phone smoking. Reeked of attitude and don't care. Put me right off so I moved on. You might at most get the standard HJ services but I would anticipate quiet mechanical.

PatHiscock

12-02-14, 11:33

For the Eastern suburbs crew. Went to Total Wellness Mitcham. First time in ages. Nice shop with nice rooms. This place has been there for ages. Nice girl on the counter, 1 HR please I said, $70 the damage. Into the room I go and assume the position and in comes an old boiler oh well I thought I might just get a good massage for the tired limbs. Wrong. Crap massage 3/10 and on the flip got the universal you want to HJ 30 dollar. No I said, couldn't help thinking it would be like getting one from my Mum. WIR, maybe, done OK there before. Next time I might remember to ask who's on duty.

Eric Tile

12-02-14, 16:14

Pat, Have to say you gave me a good chuckle at 02.14 am. "HJ from your mum" ? Now, there's a fertile idea. You should try Canterbury Road, Surrey Hills, north side. Wide variety and bit expensive, so may need hard bargaining. Wish you better luck next time. Eagerly awaiting your next post.

Eric Tile (Almost Retired).

For the Eastern suburbs crew. Went to Total Wellness Mitcham. First time in ages. Nice shop with nice rooms. This place has been there for ages. Nice girl on the counter, 1 HR please I said, $70 the damage. Into the room I go and assume the position and in comes an old boiler oh well I thought I might just get a good massage for the tired limbs. Wrong. Crap massage 3/10 and on the flip got the universal you want to HJ 30 dollar. No I said, couldn't help thinking it would be like getting one from my Mum. WIR, maybe, done OK there before. Next time I might remember to ask who's on duty.

Kakariki

12-02-14, 18:14

I think its probably Island Spice Day Spa 144 Rooks Rd that's being referred to. Frankly I wouldn't bother. Driven there 2 times in the evening with an intent to try and seen the same mid 20's portly PRC girl standing out the front on the phone smoking. Reeked of attitude and don't care. Put me right off so I moved on. You might at most get the standard HJ services but I would anticipate quiet mechanical.Thanks for that, I'll find someone else more deserving of my money.

LoneRanger1976

12-02-14, 19:17

Was just flipping thru the pages, could not help commenting.

Gloved HJ?

She must have been crazy.

The behaviour of PRC sluts in the massage industry is quite baffling sometimes. I genuinely had a sore back and wanted a hard deep tissue massage to provide some relief. So why did I go to Full Body Care on the eastern end of Bridge Road, Richmond? Just plain stupidity I guess. Saw a pleasant looking PRC called Lena for 30 minutes. Massage was about a 4/10 and she couldn't be bothered on actually working on my back. She couldn't wait for the flip so she could up sell. She gave me the universal sign for a HJ and then gave the two fingers meaning $20. I nodded. So out she goes and comes back in wearing surgical gloves. I just about fell off the table. Now I've probably had about 400 P4P HJs in my lifetime and never once has anyone put on a pair of gloves to do the deed. I was about to walk out, but my cock was already anticipating some action and my missus hates sex now, so what to do? Just lay back and make the most of it. Has anyone ever had a gloved experience before? I found it quite insulting. Is this a new trend in RnT's now?

I would give all of the Ping Full Body Care chain RnT joints a miss. There are two on Victoria Street and one on Bridge Road, Richmond and all are equally horrible.

Rangler

12-03-14, 11:56

Was just flipping thru the pages, could not help commenting.

Gloved HJ?

She must have been crazy.I came across the same thing many years ago at the rnt in Williamstown Techno Park Dve when it was run by two caucasians and on one visit out came the green surgical gloves and I thought WTF. The other girls that go without the gloves might think it a good moisturiser.

Kakariki

12-04-14, 02:56

ThePunter

12-04-14, 07:29

Tried this place today next to 7/11 after seeing reports and an ad. Looks a bit hip and legit from the outside but never judge a book by it's cover. Greeted by a friendly lady and led to room, offered FS upfront which was nice not having to ask. Nice massage, no time watching and a BJ thrown in as per the ad. Overall a very good experience and can't wait to return. All up $120 for 1 hour massage including FS and BJ.

Highly recommended.Holy Crap! I went there at 2:45 but didn't have an appt and was told they were booked solid until closing at 6:00 pm. An African (I think) girl came to the door, a bit chunky but nice thighs and butt. She offered massage with free HJ or BJ for $40; nude for $75 and FS for $120.

I am looking to get there tomorrow so will report on any successes.

Brauninc

12-05-14, 01:24

This shop had an incident 2 sundays ago when yunni and her workmate for the day had there takings stolen. This shop is extremely busy, due to the girl offering there services for well under the odds for a sexual service.

PatHiscock

12-05-14, 08:43

Another Eastern suburbs adventure, Heatherdale Rd Ringwood. Walked in and was surprised to find around an 8 year old boy "manning" (there's an oxymoron straight away) the front desk. "Can I help you" he says, the little voice in my head tells me to say "Hi there, I have an appointment to get a handy or BJ from your Mum", but decorum gets the better of me and I announce I have an appointment. $70 (1 HR) he announces in an official voice. Mum appears and escorts me to the room. This place does have nice rooms and is quite well maintained. Was renovated a couple of years ago and changed hands as a guess around 12 months ago. There used to be a girl Nam who worked for the previous owner I liked. Anyway in walks Mickey, late 30's, nice friendly attitude. Good massage and kept grinding her groin into my limbs that overhung the table. For some reason she kept squatting down through the massage, I kept thinking Mickey was going to pop up with a pair of Mouseketeer ears on and start singing "M. I. C. K. E. Y. " I really don't know what goes on in my head sometimes. Anyway on the flip, usually basic offering and cost ($30), job done. M. O. USA E. I sang to myself on the way out. PHC.

Cat Knackers

12-05-14, 09:19

Last weekend I was goofing around on Locanto looking for something or someone to do, when I saw an ad for a WL with a lot on offer, and decided I'd call. Ad said she's bubbly and fun, and the standard services are FS, BJ, DATY and body slide massage for $95, and available from 10 pm to 6 am. I thought, "how can I pass this up?" It was 10:15 pm when I dialed her number, and the lady that answered was obviously an Aussie sheila, and explained I had reached The Oasis of the North. I had no idea there was a brothel just 20 minutes from my house! The picture on locanto was a beauty a little on the thick side, but more curves than rolls, so I asked if she was available, and the madame said come on in and visit. I'm glad I did, because the picture did not match the one answering to the same name listed. Add 20 years and 50 Kilos, and I could vaguely see the resemblance. I sat down and was introduced to all available ladies. About 6 in all, one of which I believe said she was Pacific Islander, the rest Caucasian. I chose a little number about 5'2" and chunkier than I like, because she was the best of a bad bunch. The first two I met had about 15 teeth between them, and certainly suffering the effects of man made chemicals. The rest were big as!

Turned out it's $95 for 20 min, $120/30, $150/45, and $200/60.

Lady was nice and the service was decent. Place appeared fairly clean and the room was pretty nice, warm shower and fluffy towels. WIR? Only if it's a late night craving and my arm is too tired. If the midnight choices I saw on Saturday are the best they have to offer, I'd rather sleep it off and hit a rnt when they open the next morning, but that's just me.

TheJet

12-05-14, 09:36

I warn everyone who intends to go to this place in Boronia near the 7/11 to stay away!

Unless of course you want to get an STD.

These ladies will gladly suck and fuck you without a condom for a discounted fee.

I saw Junni a few Saturdays ago for $40 for massage, fuck and suck with no condom and I could blow inside of her.

She sms me 2 photos of herself, I saw her on Saturday and she has plonked on 15-20 kgs. The African girl there is just as bad.

I was so unattracted to Junni, that I could not even get hard enough toi slide it deep inside of her uncovered.

Despite there being a new girl there, English with massive boobs, she is also overweight, I sent her SMS about a photo, she says she has none to send, yeah unlikely.

Please people, there are 8-9 other massage shops in Boronia, please pick 1 of them and not this place!

Kakariki

12-05-14, 17:54

Please people, there are 8-9 other massage shops in Boronia, please pick 1 of them and not this place!Hi all,

Maybe a member could PM me about which of these other places are worth a visit, I tried the new Indian one but it was a bit average.

Thanks

Engine Driver

12-05-14, 21:21

Westside X is becoming my favourite joint and I've have seen a couple of little pocket rockets lately. April and Jessica are now my semi-regulars and I know what I am going to get with them.

April is a beautiful, slim 27-year old PRC with bleached hair and very nicely done fake tits. Tramp stamp above her ass. April is a bit cheeky but I love that. Service includes very light kissing, CBJ, DATY and as much AR as you like. In fact, she loves getting her asshole drilled by your tongue. Doesn't take long for her to genuinely come through DATY and her pussy and ass are incredibly sweet smelling. All positions are good but I prefer to come doggie and last time I unloaded all over her tits. I'd rate her a 8/10 as I can only give a 10 for BBBJ and DFK!

Jessica is a 28-year old Thai girl, also with bleached hair. Her complexion is a little darker and she's more curvy than April. She's a real pro and more experienced than April, hence a slightly more mechanical service. He boob job is not that great. I suspect it's a Bangkok backyard job as one boob looks up and the other looks down! Beautifully trimmed pussy and also very clean. Services includes CBJ, DATY and AR as a receiver. Strictly no kissing! Pounding her doggie style is just incredible as she has the most gorgeous looking ass. I'd give her a 7/10.

Both live in Sydney and work on a 2-week FIFO roster. April said she has her family in Sydney and needs to keep her Melbourne job a secret. Jessica has another legit job in Sydney. I guess working 14-days straight for 12 hours a day would be tiring. Both would service about 200 clients in 2 weeks and take home about $15,000 cash. Hard way to make a living.

Just ring before heading out as they are only on 2 weeks every month.

Kakariki

12-05-14, 22:05

Please people, there are 8-9 other massage shops in Boronia, please pick 1 of them and not this place!Maybe a helpful member might PM me as to which of the others in Boronia might be worth a visit, I tried the new Indian one but not much chop.

Thanks

Sydney Latino

12-06-14, 15:24

Kakariki

12-06-14, 21:30

Visited yesterday. Was not what I was expecting. Who ever said it was worth a try needs to get out more. WIR- No.Interesting, I've been trying to contact her but no answer, guess I'll look elsewhere.

Ray Black

12-07-14, 03:26

Maybe a helpful member might PM me as to which of the others in Boronia might be worth a visit, I tried the new Indian one but not much chop.

ThanksHi! Visited Floriston on Sat: waste of time and money; she remained fully dressed, straight massage, offered HJ for $50 extra!!

Ray.

Ausmann

12-07-14, 11:51

Hi! Visited Floriston on Sat: waste of time and money; she remained fully dressed, straight massage, offered HJ for $50 extra!!

RayHi, I haven't be to Floriston for a long time, by the sounds of it things have gone bad, it used to be a decent place with the usual price tag. These places are getting rather expensive for just the basics. Thanks for the warning.

Cheers

Cat Knackers

12-07-14, 12:45

Saw this ad on the loca internet site, so I sent her a text. Back and forth a few times to find out she's a Japanese student, 20 years old, and she's working out of her apartment in the CBD on Flinders Lane. I thought, this may be promising, as I'm still new to the game and trying to figure this out by myself. She charges $100/60 or $60/30. I opt for the hour thinking I'd have a good relaxing massage first. I nearly fell asleep as she worked my legs and back. I started thinking she's spending a lot of time, and I'm expecting the flip when she pats me on the leg and says, "all finished". I looked around and found a clock, and sure enough, an hour was gone and never a tickle, brush, or even accidental contact anywhere that would make me believe there were any extras. She was a cute little thing, but I never caught her name. The title of the ad on locanto is the same as the title above. Avoid. I've had better massages, and certainly better endings.

This left me disappointed and a bit pent up, so I wandered around a while and found myself on Victoria Parade. When I remembered there was one around there somewhere, I was right in front of the Porsche dealer. Didn't take long and I was inside 141 and handing over $80 for an hour. Sweet little viet that made plenty of contact prior to the flip, then leaned down and quietly asked if I was interested in HJ for $30, naked HJ for $70, or body slide for $80. I asked if the body slide included a handy. She said no. I told her I only had $50 more, so I'd settle for the HJ. She smiled and said "I'll strip for the $50". She buried my face with her tits, and I had her wet with just a little rubbing and slipping a couple fingers in. She was all horned up! After she cleaned me up, she climbed up on the table with me and started DFK and put my hand back to her nicely trimmed minge. We fondled, made out, and did just about everything just shy of searching for a dom. I finally got rubbed down with the hot towel about 15 minutes past my allotted time, and left very happy I decided to give 141 a punt. Will I return? Without a doubt!

Happy Hunting, why'all!

CK.

Tauto08

12-07-14, 20:03

Pedros Needs

12-07-14, 22:58

Cat Knackers.

Mate you need to be a bit more forthright and read up on information on here or you will be ripped off and sold short every time.

99% your little Japanese lady will offer more, a good chance I would suggest FS. Don't worry about the do gooders on this site, don't hesitate to ask nicely upfront, as they find it hard to turn you away, as once you have parted with your money the negotiation and control is on their terms.

As for the second place you visited I haven't been for some time, but what she asked you for is ridiculous. $150 for an hour with HJ is BS.

I have had FS and a bodyslide there all be it for a 30 minute service for $100- $120.

Good Luck.

Pedro.

Saw this ad on the loca internet site, so I sent her a text. Back and forth a few times to find out she's a Japanese student, 20 years old, and she's working out of her apartment in the CBD on Flinders Lane. I thought, this may be promising, as I'm still new to the game and trying to figure this out by myself. She charges $100/60 or $60/30. I opt for the hour thinking I'd have a good relaxing massage first. I nearly fell asleep as she worked my legs and back. I started thinking she's spending a lot of time, and I'm expecting the flip when she pats me on the leg and says, "all finished". I looked around and found a clock, and sure enough, an hour was gone and never a tickle, brush, or even accidental contact anywhere that would make me believe there were any extras. She was a cute little thing, but I never caught her name. The title of the ad on locanto is the same as the title above. Avoid. I've had better massages, and certainly better endings.

This left me disappointed and a bit pent up, so I wandered around a while and found myself on Victoria Parade. When I remembered there was one around there somewhere, I was right in front of the Porsche dealer. Didn't take long and I was inside 141 and handing over $80 for an hour. Sweet little viet that made plenty of contact prior to the flip, then leaned down and quietly asked if I was interested in HJ for $30, naked HJ for $70, or body slide for $80. I asked if the body slide included a handy. She said no. I told her I only had $50 more, so I'd settle for the HJ. She smiled and said "I'll strip for the $50". She buried my face with her tits, and I had her wet with just a little rubbing and slipping a couple fingers in. She was all horned up! After she cleaned me up, she climbed up on the table with me and started DFK and put my hand back to her nicely trimmed minge. We fondled, made out, and did just about everything just shy of searching for a dom. I finally got rubbed down with the hot towel about 15 minutes past my allotted time, and left very happy I decided to give 141 a punt. Will I return? Without a doubt!

Happy Hunting, why'all!

CK.

Cat Knackers

12-08-14, 01:18

Good scouting, Knackers! Interesting pricing, $80 for be / Slide and no finish? She seemed hot to go Some of these RnT girls get horny and want a fuck, always handy to have a wrapper in the pocket!! Did you get her name or description (any tatts).I heard the youngish Asian man at the front tell the little gal to escort me to Jessica's room, but never asked to confirm. This was about 7:30 pm last night, and they close at 10. When I messaged them, I received the following text back:

"We open 10.30 am-10 pm. 30 minutes $55, an HR $80 full body oil relaxation massage. 141 Victoria parade Collingwood close to the porche car & near the corner of Rokeby st in Collingwood not Fitzory. Today; Karina 21 Viet. Julie 21 Viet. Emmy 20 Thai. Nita 24 Indian. Jessica 21 Viet. Double relaxation massage $150 an HR, 30 min $110. "Cash Only". The last booking at 9:30 pm for half HR only".

The $30/$70/$80 was the in room negotiations, which I've noticed they don't mind starting high and negotiating down, which is just what they do in their home countries; especially when they hear the Yankee accent.

JayJay14

12-08-14, 01:25

Great review CK! It's been awhile since I have visited 141. Always loved how clean the place is, glad to hear its still in operation.

Does the sweet little viet have a name or perhaps you could describe her a little more? She sounds lovely!

Cheers,

J

Saw this ad on the loca internet site, so I sent her a text. Back and forth a few times to find out she's a Japanese student, 20 years old, and she's working out of her apartment in the CBD on Flinders Lane. I thought, this may be promising, as I'm still new to the game and trying to figure this out by myself. She charges $100/60 or $60/30. I opt for the hour thinking I'd have a good relaxing massage first. I nearly fell asleep as she worked my legs and back. I started thinking she's spending a lot of time, and I'm expecting the flip when she pats me on the leg and says, "all finished". I looked around and found a clock, and sure enough, an hour was gone and never a tickle, brush, or even accidental contact anywhere that would make me believe there were any extras. She was a cute little thing, but I never caught her name. The title of the ad on locanto is the same as the title above. Avoid. I've had better massages, and certainly better endings.

This left me disappointed and a bit pent up, so I wandered around a while and found myself on Victoria Parade. When I remembered there was one around there somewhere, I was right in front of the Porsche dealer. Didn't take long and I was inside 141 and handing over $80 for an hour. Sweet little viet that made plenty of contact prior to the flip, then leaned down and quietly asked if I was interested in HJ for $30, naked HJ for $70, or body slide for $80. I asked if the body slide included a handy. She said no. I told her I only had $50 more, so I'd settle for the HJ. She smiled and said "I'll strip for the $50". She buried my face with her tits, and I had her wet with just a little rubbing and slipping a couple fingers in. She was all horned up! After she cleaned me up, she climbed up on the table with me and started DFK and put my hand back to her nicely trimmed minge. We fondled, made out, and did just about everything just shy of searching for a dom. I finally got rubbed down with the hot towel about 15 minutes past my allotted time, and left very happy I decided to give 141 a punt. Will I return? Without a doubt!

Happy Hunting, why'all!

CK.

Cat Knackers

12-08-14, 01:46

Hello Pedro,

Thanks for the note and advice, Pedro! Mate, I have sent a couple PM's to different members on this thread, asking for information, how to get in touch with different places they've talked about, and some advice, but as yet have never received any response. I've read through this thread several times, dating back to the first of the year, and have gleaned as much knowledge from the "experienced punters" as I could absorb. I'm recently single, new to Aus, and certainly new to the "offerings" and life of a punter.

I have read and understand that "you have to give before you can expect to receive". Fair enough. The problem is; if you haven't done shit and don't know shit, you can't share shit. So we newer punters go through the learning pains that all the experienced players have gone through. Again, fair enough. That's where I'm at. I'm learning on my own with many thanks to this forum, without which I never would have realized what's right in my own backyard.

I really do appreciate the feedback, Pedro. I have read many of your entries and have learned a lot from it. Last night was my first private residence with a uni student, and it was a good starting off point for learning the do's and don'ts. With your advice, my next adventure should turn out different. I'll be sure to report back.

Not to split hairs, but rather to make sure we understand the prices at 141, it was $110 for and hour and HJ - $80 for 1 HR massage, $30 for the handy. Reading this forum made me think this is in line and about right, maybe a little high at $80 for the massage, but the $30 sounded fair. It would have been $150 for the naked+HJ, which I thought may be a tad high. And the naked body slide with no finish for $80? Well, to me; that was highway robbery!

Cheers,

Knackers

Cat Knackers.

Mate you need to be a bit more forthright and read up on information on here or you will be ripped off and sold short every time.

99% your little Japanese lady will offer more, a good chance I would suggest FS. Don't worry about the do gooders on this site, don't hesitate to ask nicely upfront, as they find it hard to turn you away, as once you have parted with your money the negotiation and control is on their terms.

As for the second place you visited I haven't been for some time, but what she asked you for is ridiculous. $150 for an hour with HJ is BS.

I have had FS and a bodyslide there all be it for a 30 minute service for $100- $120.

Good Luck.

Pedro.

JayJay14

12-08-14, 04:26

Pedros Needs,

I didn't know they gave FS there, any specific ML?

Cat Knackers.

Mate you need to be a bit more forthright and read up on information on here or you will be ripped off and sold short every time.

99% your little Japanese lady will offer more, a good chance I would suggest FS. Don't worry about the do gooders on this site, don't hesitate to ask nicely upfront, as they find it hard to turn you away, as once you have parted with your money the negotiation and control is on their terms.

As for the second place you visited I haven't been for some time, but what she asked you for is ridiculous. $150 for an hour with HJ is BS.

I have had FS and a bodyslide there all be it for a 30 minute service for $100- $120.

Good Luck.

Pedro.

Brauninc

12-08-14, 10:35

Person's Name: ahri.

Establishment: red lantern relaxation.

Date of Visit: 8/12/2014.

Contact Details / Address / Weblink: 0397932988.

Hours of Business: 10 am -2 pm.

Rates: 100 $ 25 minutes.

Age:21.

Size / shape: 5 foot 5 size 8 be-cups.

Nationality or Ethnicity: China.

Services Provided: HJ. BJ FS.

Value for money / recommend? : no.

My experience / comments: (Please put some effort into this part for all of our readers, a minimum requirement of 25 words or more to get a picture of time spent and experience had.).

New girl and new in this job. The girl has everything you dream from the sexiest city in the world. Come to see this Asian delight, the Red lantern lover can't miss her. I'd seen this add on the redlantern website and I just couldn't get it out of my mind since I saw it a week ago.

I drove into Nicole way following a black bmw, thinking that car may be heading to red lantern and sure enough I followed the car into the carpark, along with a man walking in from the street. Male receptionist had door open, and he smiled as I said" you must be doing something right". I met 3 girls and then requested to meet arhi and anna who I'd never met before. Both chinese which is my preferred race of Asian. Anna not here yet, ahri a couple of minutes wait.

Ahri walked towards me with her hair tied back, 2 piece brown lingerie, not a G-string. She had small lips, contacts in eyes, nice teeth, very similar facial features to amy the Korean girl I was obsessed with here about 3 months back. She walked away with her brown undies covering her nice arse, and she had won me over. Lovely white skin and beautiful face I thought.

Into the room shower wait 5 minutes to request she sit on my body and tease me, and she was basically lost. 2 minutes of confusion followed, then onto her licking my nipple while pulling the member. This went on for a couple of minutes with her pulling frantically hoping to end it quickly I thought. Wouldn't allow that to happen, and she asked me for the oral. On with the protection, her sitting to one side sucking. I requested to look, and she said"look but don't lick". So into a 69 position with her sucking and me doing some light moans. As I looked, I became more aroused and she then sucked harder to a point where I gave off hints I was ready for sex, with her ignoring me, trying to end it right there.

A small disagreement followed and she just told me to tell her to stop etc. Not a lot in it, but the mood was not the best. She requested traditional sex with me on top. Lubed up entered, nice tight fit. As I pumped away slowly, she was rubbing he clit which was something I don't see much off. It turned me on but before I wanted to blow, I requested doggy. She didn't really want a bar of it, saying she has sore back, but do quickly. I asked her to lie on stomach, but this was lost in translation, so in the end we returned to missionary. She told me 2 minutes left. At this point as I had entered her, I turned my head around and looked at the time, 12.25 pm. I walked into the room at 12.08. So technically we had about 10 minutes left.

This comment by her fired me up, I lasted 2 more minutes and blew inside her. You pay for 25 minutes and it seems 10 minutes is for showering, even though it says have a quick shower for more fun. Had shower got dressed, watched her dress. Sexy ass I thought, attractive face, shame it was not the best session. She is from northern China. I was wondering where the best city on the planet she was from. She asked what I did for a living, didn't answer, didn't hug her and just said my goodbyes. Walked outside to find every car spot full.

With uni finishing the talent has dropped off a bit here lately, but this girl is very attractive and should see a few more bookings coming her way, but not from me I'm afraid.

HornyKiwi

12-08-14, 13:13

Cat Knackers.

I have had FS and a bodyslide there all be it for a 30 minute service for $100- $120.

Good Luck.

Pedro.Pedro,

I have just had a nude body slide with hand relief for $70 so I was happy with that.

Spiel

12-08-14, 14:26

Pedro,

I have just had a nude body slide with hand relief for $70 so I was happy with that.Been many times they don't do FS and don't offer it.

JayJay14

12-09-14, 01:41

Thanks CK. Perhaps I'll book Jessica on my next visit. Anyone here tried Alice?

I heard the youngish Asian man at the front tell the little gal to escort me to Jessica's room, but never asked to confirm. This was about 7:30 pm last night, and they close at 10. When I messaged them, I received the following text back:

"We open 10.30 am-10 pm. 30 minutes $55, an HR $80 full body oil relaxation massage. 141 Victoria parade Collingwood close to the porche car & near the corner of Rokeby st in Collingwood not Fitzory. Today; Karina 21 Viet. Julie 21 Viet. Emmy 20 Thai. Nita 24 Indian. Jessica 21 Viet. Double relaxation massage $150 an HR, 30 min $110. "Cash Only". The last booking at 9:30 pm for half HR only".

The $30/$70/$80 was the in room negotiations, which I've noticed they don't mind starting high and negotiating down, which is just what they do in their home countries; especially when they hear the Yankee accent.

Ausmann

12-10-14, 09:48

Hi guys,

Was in need of a massage today (Wednesday) evening, went to Worrell St, they were busy and the usual Julia was not there, said to return in about a HR, decided to try Rooks Rd, young Viet Keth, at reception and said $45 for half HR, massage not the best but not the worst either, did not give any hint of any extras, on the flip just a massage on legs and upper area, I asked if anything was available she said $30 for HJ, I asked if can touch but was told no touching any of the areas I wanted to touch, declined the HJ and finished with the massage only. In one of my previous reports I said I "will not return" but did not want to drive too far this time.

Cheers,

Ausmann

Pedros Needs

12-10-14, 11:53

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:05

My first post.

Been here a couple of times.

First visit, an older, larger Indian woman wanted to do the massage, but I wasn't interested. However, a young Aussie girl named Mandy was cute and another more attractive Indian looking lady called Sonia looked much better. However, they were both waiting for bookings.

Went back a week later and pre-booked Mandy.

She is an early 20's Aussie girl with a magnificent pair of natural the cup tits. I paid the extra $50 for the topless HJ and also was allowed to grab and grope her glorious cans.

This was a few weeks ago and he also works at the sister shop in Murrumbeena.

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:07

This is the sister shop of the one in Clayton.

I went there a few weeks back and a Aussie uni student named Elly was my masseuse. She is early 20's and very slim and not bad looking.

She offered nude body slides with HJ for an extra $80 which I thought was pricey, but I went ahead anyway.

Disappointingly, the body slides were only on my back. After I flipped, I explored her nude and oily body with my hands while she made the ending happy.

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:12

This place advertises as a multi-national place. However, on the day I went, there were only Asian girls working.

I had a mature Taiwanese lady do the massage. She was probably in her mid to late 30's. She had a nice figure, but facially, looked her age. She wore a mid length floral dress and had a nice enough figure.

She did have a really nice set of tits which for $50, were available to be released and fondled and for me to be happy at the end. An offer I accepted.

Her HJ technique was amazing, and a lot better than the younger girls that are working at these places. She was fine with me pulling down the top of her dress and her bra straps to release her enhanced see cups. I was also allowed to grope and massage them as she worked her magic.

I left pretty happy and will return to try another girl. The sister shop is in McKinnon and I haven't tried that as yet.

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:19

Very legit looking place which proved to be anything.

I walked in and was led to a room. Rose soon joined me. She is Thai and probably a size 10 and in her late 20's or early 30's. Quite attractive.

Massage was really good. Extras were discussed and to my surprise I was asked if I had a condom with me. I told her I did not. She said that she could give me a nude BJ for an extra $70. An offer I accepted. The one hour massage was $78. She gave me a great BBBJ whilst I fingered her pussy, grabbed her tits and generally allowed my hands to roam all over her. Sadly, no CIM. As I was about to blow in her mouth, she took her mouth off and finished me off with a rapid fire HJ.

Have also heard reports that others there offer the same.

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:23

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:27

Oriental Orchids is a very busy place. It is also a dump. However, it has girls which give great service!

Girls I have seen here over the last 12 months are Yuko, Apple, Lisa, Cindy and now Bella.

Bella gave a great BBBJ and she has a hot body with longish legs and natural see cups, and is very cute too. She is from Japan.

She copped a pounding and was sweet and I enjoyed my time with her.

Only complaint was that I was short-changed 10 minutes. Although this was the first time this has happened to me, it is apparently a common occurence here.

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:38

Hi Ausmann,

BTW. As guessed below Worrell is the correct address. Both Rooks Rd and Worrell the Viet girls wear those really tight ultra short dresses to allow for easy touching.I see at least two places on Rooks Road and have no idea which one is the one that is related to Worrell. 76 or 144?

HandShandy

12-10-14, 12:42

The long legged darker ladies, one sees walking the Street around Sunshine- Footscray, African, Sudanese maybe I am not certain?

Any punters know where one might be able to find one as love to give it a try.

PMs be appreciated.

PedroThere was a very, very tall 19 yo Sudanese girl working at The Rose in Oakleigh. She was 6 foot 2 without shoes, had glorious big tits and legs that went forever. Jordan was her name. It was back in October.

Don't know if she's still there as she was getting into modelling.

Brauninc

12-10-14, 12:50

The long legged darker ladies, one sees walking the Street around Sunshine- Footscray, African, Sudanese maybe I am not certain?

Any punters know where one might be able to find one as love to give it a try.

PMs be appreciated.

Pedro.Theres a young 19 year old Sudanese girl who is about 7 foot tall working at 10 fulton Road-the rose in Oakleigh. Just ring up to find out what day she worka next.

Tauto08

12-10-14, 12:58

"We open 10.30 am-10 pm. 30 minutes $55, an HR $80 full body oil relaxation massage. 141 Victoria parade Collingwood close to the porche car & near the corner of Rokeby st in Collingwood not Fitzory. Today; Karina 21 Viet. Julie 21 Viet. Emmy 20 Thai. Nita 24 Indian. Jessica 21 Viet. Double relaxation massage $150 an HR, 30 min $110. "Cash Only". The last booking at 9:30 pm for half HR only".

Thanks CK, I rang and they said Jessica is on Thur. I'll pop in a give her a spin!!

Loveit

12-10-14, 13:19

Great intel Brauninc. The girl at the rose is called Jordan and she is a stunner. Has to be 6'3, long, long, long legs, awesome tits. A very mechanical service, but she is that hot I don't have a problem getting the job done.

A are and t in boronia has a fatty called nancy if you are looking at the bottom end of the market.

If you are brave, you can do the hooker run in Dandy. Some horrors down there, but sometimes you find gold.

Loveit

12-10-14, 13:23

Oversharing. I missed your posts hand shandy. Great intel.

Kakariki

12-10-14, 17:28

Slade

12-11-14, 00:22

Oriental Orchids is a very busy place. It is also a dump. However, it has girls which give great service!Many years ago I went quite a few times for a Korean girl there named Sky, she wasn't the best looker but her service was awesome, I think one of the few times I've barebacked but I have to admit it was very tempting to repeat bareback with her.

I have gone there quite a few times more recently (a year ago) for Apple, she is in my books absolutely awesome, great GFE. Excellent sex. Haven't been down for a while or I would be able to give a bit better account. Last time I went there Apple wasn't on, but a great Korean girl was on (sorry can't remember her name 6 months or more ago now). But she had great tits, and nice juicy pussy she was naturally a little wet which is nice. She gave a great BBBJ, with hot water in her mouth. Never had that before but I must say it felt very nice.

But while the place is a dump I've always had good experiences there, and never been asked for extra's. The girls in general I've had have given great service with one or two o. K service. So I often go back after trying other places. The girls look beautiful, in general quite good looking. And definitely better than the other 2 places that I know of within 5 minutes of there. Unfortunately these days I struggle to cum with a condom so it is often a HJ finish.

Brauninc

12-11-14, 04:41

Cumberland Relaxation is a licensed venue that offers both RnT and FS.

Been here a number of times over the years and had some great girls and some great shags.

Last visit was a week ago with Tiffany. A Korean girl I had seen once before. She is curvier than your usual K-girl princesses and has been here for a while now. I opted for $70 nude massage with HJ option which is great value. She offered a BBBJ for an extra $30 which I accepted. She doesn't do CIM however.

There are some nice girls here. I boned a Japanese girl called Yvonne not long ago and she was gorgeous. CBJ though. Not many girls here do BBBJ in my experience.Yes Yvonne had the look of a jav pornstar, and I should know I order a lot of jav films from Taiwan. Yvonne was made known to me by a review on a rival site about her. I saw her only once, but I remember the boss whispering to her behind a closed door, to give this guy a great service, and she did and I appreciated it.

HandShandy

12-11-14, 11:36

Yes Yvonne had the look of a jav pornstar, and I should know I order a lot of jav films from Taiwan. Yvonne was made known to me by a review on a rival site about her. I saw her only once, but I remember the boss whispering to her behind a closed door, to give this guy a great service, and she did and I appreciated it.I found Yvonne to be very noisy with all the fake moaning and whimpering and didn't go back to see her for that reason, along with the fact that I only got CBJ, which I hate.

HandShandy

12-11-14, 11:38

Many years ago I went quite a few times for a Korean girl there named Sky, she wasn't the best looker but her service was awesome, I think one of the few times I've barebacked but I have to admit it was very tempting to repeat bareback with her..I was offered bareback there not long ago for an extra $100 which I declined. I don't wish to name the girl who offered it.

HandShandy

12-11-14, 11:42

Oversharing. I missed your posts hand shandy. Great intel.No worries.

I'm new here and thought I should write a few reports before asking for any info myself.

But I am looking for a place where I can get nude RnT in the SE suburbs. It has eluded me so far apart from Cumberland which is a brothel, and thus, not as exciting.

Also hoping someone can clarify which shop on Rooks Road is the one with the young Vietnamese girls in very short tight skirts. I've googled "Massage Rooks Road" and there are three different shops, and I don't know which is the right one. Would appreciate some help there.

HandShandy

12-11-14, 11:45

Sounds interesting, can you please PM which place it is.

ThanksYeah. How do I PM you? Sorry, only joined yesterday.

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Ausmann

12-11-14, 12:40

I see at least two places on Rooks Road and have no idea which one is the one that is related to Worrell. 76 or 144?Hi HandyShandy,

144 use to be the one related to Worrell St, I think it still is, never knew of #76 on Rooks Rd, will have to try it out.

Cheers,

Ausmann

Cat Knackers

12-11-14, 14:05

Thanks CK, I rang and they said Jessica is on Thur. I'll pop in a give her a spin!!Tauto08,

I hope you had better luck than me. I went down to 141 about 8:30 pm tonight hoping to get a little more of that GFE I had the other day, and found a sign in the door window that said "Closed at 7:30, open tomorrow 10:30 am". Bummer!

So I went over to one of the late night venues listed in a previous post; the Hollywood Korean massage parlour. One girl in the front gets up and meets me as I walk in. I use the term "girl" loosely, as this lady hadn't been a girl in more than 30 years, and looked a bit on the rough side with all the face paint attempting to hide a lot of skin problems. I asked if there were any Vietnamese working, she said she was Vietnamese. Didn't look it, but she started yapping to someone in the back, and verified she was. Out comes this better looking ML, and starts quoting prices. I tell her I want 1 hour, I swear she says $50, or I can have wonderful nude massage for $70/30 or $140/60. I ask for normal massage and she says $50 and asks who I want. I said I'll take you, and feel bad I had to choose in front of the first girl. I'm then lead upstairs to a room and the ML stays in the room with me as I get undressed and climb on the table. Then comes the hard upsell. She's really pushing the wonderful nude massage for $140, but now drops it to $130, and no matter how hard I try to get it to $120, she's firm. I say I don't want to pay that and tell her I will stay with the 1 hour normal massage. Then she says, "you good friends with my boss, you take 2 hour massage". I laugh and ask how much, she says $280. I can only laugh because we clearly are not communicating well.

At 20 minutes she asks me to flip. Puts a towel over me, massages my shoulders and head for a couple minutes, then asks me if I want a handjob or everything, I ask how much for FS, she says $100/30 min. I say I'll take the handy. She grabs the lube and starts, I ask if anything else is offered. Again confusion, so I ask if she offers BJ. She says no, only HJ. "I give BJ only if you get everything, otherwise only hand". I say okay and proceed to make her work for it a little while till I couldn't hold out any longer. She then starts telling me "thank you" a few times, so I ask if she's all done, and she says yes. 30 minutes is up. Now she explains 1 hour is $100. We try to discuss this a few times, to which I finally said now I know for next time. I must have asked for 1 hour massage at least 5 times before we started, but right or wrong, we were done for the night.

Total damage - $50 for decent massage + HJ, all up. ML name was ViVi. Mid 30's, cute and wearing glasses. I don't like to rate looks because everyone has their own taste, but would give her a 5 or6/10 IMO. I might return if I miss closing time elsewhere since this place stays open until 11 pm, but communication was extremely difficult.

Happy punting,

Knackers

Cat Knackers

12-11-14, 14:22

No worries.

Also hoping someone can clarify which shop on Rooks Road is the one with the young Vietnamese girls in very short tight skirts. I've googled "Massage Rooks Road" and there are three different shops, and I don't know which is the right one. Would appreciate some help there.I was curious about this too, mate. Please share if you find it.

Thanks in advance.

Knackers

HandShandy

12-12-14, 00:50

Hi HandyShandy,

144 use to be the one related to Worrell St, I think it still is, never knew of #76 on Rooks Rd, will have to try it out.

Cheers,

AusmannThanks Ausmann.

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Kakariki

12-12-14, 04:23

No worries.

I'm new here and thought I should write a few reports before asking for any info myself.

But I am looking for a place where I can get nude RnT in the SE suburbs. It has eluded me so far apart from Cumberland which is a brothel, and thus, not as exciting.

Also hoping someone can clarify which shop on Rooks Road is the one with the young Vietnamese girls in very short tight skirts. I've googled "Massage Rooks Road" and there are three different shops, and I don't know which is the right one. Would appreciate some help there.Judging by the reports, none of these girls want to lift their short skirts, I think it might be better going to visit some more fun girls.

ThePunter

12-12-14, 10:59

Hi fellow punters,

I original post referred to 144 Rooks Rd. I have never seen or heard of 76, but given I live about 5 minutes away I will check on Saturday.

I do not know how Rooks Rd is set up now, it seemed to be closed for a few weeks but when I drove past last week and noticed it was open I called and asked for my usual. Was told that she was no longer there.

My original post reflects actual experiences. Nice young Vietnamese girls in tight short dresses, and if they weren't wearing them they would get changed for you. Seems to be a bit of a uniform between them and Worrell.

My original would get up on the table, hitch her dress up and massage my back and shoulders with her knees and inner tights. She also had no problems with me playing with her ass and pussy through her panties. Inside and tits were off limits. Really odd, but quite erotic. Handjobs were not the best and I think she was a bit embarrassed in doing them, but I tipped her well and we both had a fun time.

She was studying at Swinburne, having finished high school last year, but had moved to hospitality at Holmsglen as she found accounting too hard.

Definitely Vietnamese as I greeted her with Xin Chao which she thought was nice. Not a PRC as quoted by another poster.

Let me know if you need anything further.

BTW the massage table are those big wide chunky ones, really comfortable for two.

The Punter

ThePunter

12-13-14, 07:03

Hi,

Just wanted to start off by correcting my post below which should have started "My original post referred to. ".

Anyway, enough with the grammar. Went to 76 Rooks Road this morning, looks like it is a bunch of small houses, 76 A, 76 B etc. Wasn't game to knock on the door and ask for a HJ so cannot report on this place.

However, feeling horny I went to the place on Canterbury Road just near Thrifty.

Geez, I have never had so much fun with a chubby PRC, will write a detailed report soon, but I have to go and wash the sex off.

Ausmann

12-13-14, 07:36

Cat Knackers

12-13-14, 11:58

Fronted a place in Houghton Rd Sth Clayton on Friday. On Locanto. Private House. Two asian women there. One was mowing lawns and a middle aged dumpy korean called candy dealt with me. $70 for nude and did not bother with preliminaries. Immediate ball tickling. Ended with BBBJ with CIM for an extra $30. She said women rotate so there might be better ones on offer.Hello fellow punters,

Finding this place still escapes me. I'd really appreciate if someone could help me figure out how to make contact with this place. I have searched locanto extensively and have come up with diddly.

Thanks in advance, and happy punting!

CK

Cat Knackers

12-13-14, 14:13

Hi guys,

Anyone of you guys know what's going on at 141 Victoria Pde? Went there this morning just after 10:30 am, hand written note saying "closed". The reason I ask is, I sent a text msg last evening asking who was working as I usually do but no reply up to now. Just wondering. Thanks Ausmann.I don't know, Ausmann, I had the same experience Thursday night. I will drive by tomorrow, as I had already planned since I missed out Thursday.

Cheers,

CK

Lemanski

12-14-14, 01:43

Anyone of you guys know what's going on at 141 Victoria Pde? I just checked with a ML from there that I hadn't seen in a while but still had the mobile number of. Apparently it was closed by the police. Will try to get some further info but that's all I have for now.

Meanderer

12-14-14, 10:11

I visited a massage shop at 487 High Street, Preston recently. Its telephone number is 9973 9962 and 0404 952 787. It is open from 10 am to 8 pm, seven days a week. This shop regularly advertises on the Locanto website and in the Herald Sun newspaper. They use fake pictures in their Locanto advertisements but only an idiot would really expect to meet the beauties in the advertisements.

The massage lady I was with on the occasion I visited was Coco. She is an Asian lady in her 40's. She said she only works there on a Sunday. She's a friendly lady and she did her best, but she looks as ugly as anyone I've ever meet in all my mongering days. I don't know what's wrong with her face. It looks like she's had plastic surgery that's gone badly wrong. I would give her about a 3 out of 10. I should have run off at the first sight but I was just needing something and didn't have time to go anywhere else.

The massage I received was okay, I would give it a 5 out of 10. What I received after the flip was pretty good, but I received only 20 minutes for the 30 minutes I paid for. To be honest, I was just glad to be out of there. I paid her $70 for a nude massage with a happy ending.

Will I return? I accept that there may be other more attractive girls who work there but I don't want anything to bring back the memory of this experience. So the answer is 'never'.

Meanderer

12-14-14, 10:27

I visited a massage shop at 796 Pascoe Vale Road, Glenroy. It is called: "One Healthy Habit Massage". I often drive pass this place and it was a long shot, but I just wanted to check that I wasn't missing anywhere good that was close to home. Its telephone number is 0478 170 825. It is open from 10 am to 8 pm, seven days a week. This shop regularly advertises on the Locanto website and in the Moreland Leader newspaper. There is not a hint of anything extra here and so this is somewhere to avoid. I asked for a one hour massage and this cost me $70. The massage I received was hopeless. I would give it about a 4 out of 10. The massage lady was convinced that my shoulders were sore. My back wasn't sore until after she she started trying to stick her thumbs through my rib cage. Will I return? Never.

Cat Knackers

12-14-14, 12:16

I'm sad to report that the signs are hand written and posted in both windows and the door. It simply reads, "Closed". No word or sign that this is temporary. Now I guess I'll have to search for Jessica at another venue. I wish I knew where to start the search, because so far she's my favorite!

Knackers

Cat Knackers

12-14-14, 13:28

After checking Vic Parade, I looked through the Loca and sent a few text messages out, trying to find some place I hadn't read about, and came across an older lady advertising "for the executive or the man that appreciates the finer things". Name is Lucy and the ad says she's 29, but sounded much older. The prices she texted me are lower than those listed on Loca, but still seemed high, so I passed. This is what she texted me - "Full body relaxation massage 30 mins80 $, 60 mins150 $. LT Collins st cnr Spencer st city. What time do you want come? Booking only. Full service 30 minutes 120 $,60 minutes 200 $. I'm new girl here. What do you want 2 do? Followed up with "Oral+20 $. Nature oral+CIM 50 $. " If anyone is interested, I can give them the phone number.

I then tried another number, ad said asian girls. Men's paradise. I found my way to Collins st in the CBD and made my way to the apartment. The ad was a bit misleading, but I went with it. Angel, a bit chubby and somewhat friendly, started the 1 HR massage. She put quite a bit of effort into the massage, and made quite a few "close brushes" with the little man, so I was excited when she said she was going for a hot towel to clean the oil off before the flip. I flipped, and she massaged my legs and stomach and everywhere EXCEPT my buddy. I kept expecting something, but for 15 minutes I only got close calls. I peeked a couple times and saw her staring right at him as she massaged all around him. She asked if it (the massage) was OK, so I said yes, but what about him, motioning to the guy staring up at her. She smiled and said, let me get the other girl. In walks a shorter girl named Loli from Taiwan. Quite cute with a huge smile and plenty of giggling. She made a little small talk, saying it was extra but the amount was up to me. If I thought it was good, I could be generous. She then proceeded to give me the best handy I have ever had! I closed my eyes a few times and I'd swear she was giving me oral. When I'd look, she'd be smiling at me and asking "you like? I sure did! There was never any pulling or tugging, just a lot of motion that defied any lasting for a long time. The massage was pretty good with Angel certainly setting the stage, and Loli delivered an amazing finish. $80 for 1 HR massage, and I tipped $30 because that's all the small bills I had, and she was happy with it. They were happy when I told them I'd share their number and tell my friends about them. They even thanked me again in a text as I was getting in my car.

Feeling good but wanting a round two, I called the number for little Lonsdale st and the girl said she was about to close up in another 1/2 hour. I said I was wanting an hour, so I'd try another time. She told me to come anyways, and it was $70/30 and $140/60. I didn't ask any questions as I had just been spoiled and was feeling generous. I told her when I got there that I didn't want her to stay late for me, so I'd take whatever time she wanted to spend. An hour it was. I paid her, she brought change and said, "I take my clothes off and do nude massage", and I said "fantastic! Nice massage and on the flip, she has a wonderful finish that exceeded the last one! Awesome experience, and I won't hesitate to pay for the hour again next time. And yes, there will be a next time.

Happy punting, my friends!

CK

AxelSooriah

12-15-14, 06:16

Hi everyone,

Glad I found this place.

Any reviews on Paramour of Collins St (http://www.paramourmelbourneescorts.com) escort agency? A few of the girls appeal to me so I would appreciate your input if any. Hourly rates of starting at $200 and going up to $1,000 so I'm expecting quality.

Looking mainly for Europeans ladies for RnT or FS. What is my best bet?

Thanks

Engine Driver

12-16-14, 08:27

Pedros Needs

12-16-14, 08:45

Why don't you go to Paramour, pay the asking price, have sex with a girl and then tell the forum what it was like? That's usually how this forum works.Valid point you need earn the right and contribute hear, expecting good advice on your first posting is a bit ambitious.

Pedro.

Ausmann

12-17-14, 03:31

Hi all,

Was in need of a good massage and wanted to try Julia at Worrell st, Julia was there but does not do massage anymore, I was told she is the boss now, had two other young ladies there but I decided to leave. This venue may have changed hands, I was try to ring them before I went but the phones are disconnected. Julia did not give much in extras but her massage was excellent.

Cheers,

Ausmann

Kerrstar

12-17-14, 10:16

Valid point you need earn the right and contribute hear, expecting good advice on your first posting is a bit ambitious.

Pedro.Only 1 report? Could just be a way of advertising here. Was happening a bit on the Singapore forum a few weeks ago.

The Triad King

12-18-14, 05:33

A great place. Used to regularly visit the mamasan before she was promoted. Hasn't been so good since, as I like young stunners. Here they are always young, but not many stunners. The purple dresses are a giveaway, especially as they show lots of leg, and plenty of room for feeling around!

Anyway, got talked into a 30 minute session yesterday. There was no way that the mamasan was going to go back to her old ways! As expected, a young but not too pretty masseuse. However, her massage was so good that I ended up inadvertently staying for an hour!. Vietnamese I can't speak, and their English not so great, so I think I confused her asking if I wanted to stay an extra 30 minutes as a request for extras! "Yes".

The best part was when I was flipped over. Such a sensual massage on legs, stomach, and chest; there was no way I could refrain from the best HJ that I can recall for a while. I even managed to have a good feel everywhere under that purple dress, and I mean absolutely everywhere. The clean-up was meticulous.

All up, only $80.

WIR. Maybe; definitely if she were a stunner.

Bumped into a stunner on my way out. Now that would be heaven.

TTK

Cat Knackers

12-19-14, 13:06

Checked out a new ad today, for a massage in the CBD. The ad reads:

"My name is Emma, 29 years old, well trained sensual massage provider, I am pretty, petite, charm, attractive and sweet lady. I am very happy provide you an excellent high quality Sensual Erotic, Body to Body, Tantric or Nuru Massage with very happy massage.

Come with me I'll make you a wonderful massage with my fingers and my tongue. "

No prices listed in the ad, but received this in a text:

"Sensual massage 30 minutes 80 $,60 minutes 150 $. Inc nude&hand&body slide. Near southern cross station. What time do you want come? Appt only. ".

Turns out she is small and the picture probably is her. Clean shaven, allowed fondling, but breasts even smaller than they appear in the ad. She did a dry body 2 body, which I wasn't impressed with because it just doesn't slide well without oil. The HJ happy ending was all she offered, I asked upfront, and it was 6/10. The biggest disappointment was when she brought in the hot towel for clean up and said thank you we're finished, and as I walked out I checked my phone, and it had only been 45 minutes. Body, thin and petite 7/10. Breasts 5/10. Face 7/10 (but add minimum 10 years). Use of hands and tongue (as advertised); massage 4/10, tongue 0/10. It was never used. She did some light kissing on my skin, neck, and ears as she massaged, but the tongue was a no-show. WIR, no. I've been to too many I'd go to again before returning here. Low value for the money.

Happy punting, friends!

CK

TheWeeknd

12-20-14, 06:48

Ausmann

12-21-14, 12:31

Hi all,

Wanted to try this place and got there just after 8 pm, most of the ladies had left and the lady that greeted me told me to go to the sister shop around the corner, that's out of the shop and first turn to the left and you could see the board, by the time I parked & walked to the shop the lady came over from the bell street shop and said she would do the massage, $40 for massage and it was really good, said nothing more but can have a happy end for another $20, it was about the best handy in a while, the clean up was great too, allowed a bit of touching but the lady was very friendly and I was joking with her all the way. Good stuff, will return.

Cheers,

Ausmann

The Triad King

12-21-14, 22:59

TTK, would you mind posting the rough location on Bell St? I'm northside but don't know Heidelberg at all and google didn't help.

Cheers!I went for some ALDI supermarket shopping just 150 metres away.

TheWeeknd

12-22-14, 12:26

I went for some ALDI supermarket shopping just 150 metres away.Thanks mate. Sounds great, will report when I give it a shot!

OlderPlayer

12-22-14, 13:32

Lazy Sunday afternoon thought I would again try Clarevale st in Clayton Sth.

Two Asian women at this place but not always at same time.

I had 1/2 hour nude with Jessica She has the tattoo on her belly.

Massage was 5/10 but when she got to playing with balls and arse from behind it was a 8/10.

As I was laying on my stomach and it was easy to rub her leg and move my hand up to her pussy.

To my surprise it was wet.

I sat up and faced her as I played with her pussy and she told me "no inside".

At that point I got off the table and had her lay down on her back.

With this I played with her pussy and sucked her nipples.

She also played with her pussy until she came Well so she said.

I moved up and straddled her chest and titty fucked her.

I cleaned her up "role reversal LOL".

She then finished the session with a head massage and foot massage.

This was a mere $70.

WIR yes.

These 2 ladies are cautious of new punters as many of her friends have been raided.

Gary Groundwork

12-23-14, 01:53

Can anyone help me out with the best strip clubs in Melbourne.

E. G. Stunners, good atmosphere where you can touch where they are not etc.

HornyKiwi

12-23-14, 03:02

Older player could you pm me details about this place is it nice and local for me.

DanTheMan

12-23-14, 08:06

Being a good boy, I thought I would treat myself to a Christmas nookie. So off to TMC this afternoon hopefully to see Crystal. Unfortunately she wasn't available, so I thought I would suss out who else was on. Decided to take Jodi (I think), about 40's blonde, wears her hair up, and nice big tits. Best off a bad bunch. Looking back, I should've gone next door to WSX, but my guts was playing up something fierce after a big lunch of Chinese.

She promised a sensual service, it didn't occur. Very mechanical, tried a few positions and she didn't want me to cum. To be honest, for the first time in my life, I was having trouble trying to cum. Could it have been that my guts was playing up, and I thought I may shit myself. No, it wasn't that.

Anyway, after cumming on her tits, (and I use the term loosely), she wouldnt let me put her on her back so I could fuck those DD's and blow a wad over all them. Rest of the period composed of inane chatter and a half assed back rub. Did I mention I booked for an hour.

Would I see her again. No. Very mechanical, some half assed dirty talk. Nothing special, and nothing to get excited about!

TMC is getting mighty shitty of late. I should stick to WSX and my regular there, the lovely Laura. Or Lawla, as she pronounces it.

Cat Knackers

12-23-14, 08:29

Found myself on Arthur St in St Albans this past Saturday, and ended up with Theresa for an hour. I have to say, she has an extremely nice body; see-cup titties with perfect nipples, thin waist and very nice ass. She's bubbly and can be chatty if you want to talk, otherwise she's quiet and focused on getting you in the mood and doing a good job of it. They were asking $200/60 and $100/30. I later found out this was the naked full service prices. They gave me a discount since I was after a massage, and offered $120/60, but I found myself more interested in this lovely 30+ Vietnamese and agreed to the $50 additional for a BBBJ+CIM, mostly decided by my little friend since we're so close to Christmas. Excellent service, and I'm getting close to making this a regular place to visit.

I'm still disappointed in the closure of 141 Vic Parade, even though it was 30-45 minute drive for me. I really wanted to become a regular there, even after just the one visit.

Happy Punting, everyone!

CK

Cat Knackers

12-23-14, 09:12

Couldn't sleep last night, so I sifted through the ads in the Loca and came across a few that were new and looked interesting. Sent out about 5 feelers before I got a response. Amy contacted me back saying she could be here in about an hour, and was asking $300/60 negotiable. The picture and the stats sounded good, so I responded with OK to the $300 if she'd extend the time a bit, and she agreed. Said she would be here at 11 pm, then text at 11 to say she was still 20 minutes out. I appreciated the heads up, so it didn't bother me too much when she got here at 11:30. Very nice young lady, stats were close to what was advertised, but the picture showed a tighter figure. No matter, I wasn't going to kick her out! We chatted for awhile, and turns out she has studied massage therapy too, and gives a nice massage also. Very friendly, and determined to make it a good GFE session. DFK, lots of tongue, pop as many times as you like, and wants to know what trips your trigger so she can make sure she ticks the boxes. She left around 1 am after a shower and kiss good night. And I, of course, slept like a baby!

I'm headed south of Melbourne tomorrow for my first time, and have one place in mind I hope to visit before meeting up with friends. I'll be in the Bentleigh / Clayton area most of the day and evening, if anyone has any "must try" places they'd like to recommend? I'll be sure to report on anything I find.

Happy punting and Merry Christmas!

Knackers

AxelSooriah

12-24-14, 05:27

I'm new to the RnT scene and decided to give Urban Kneads (373 LT Bourke St) a try because I'm a sucker for hot euro girls. Got there around 7 pm on a weekday. The guy at the counter came across as borderline rude to me. I go to these places for the girls but customer service is also the manager's job and it goes a long way.

Anyway, the manager recommended a few girls to me. A Russian, an Asian and a busty blonde Aussie. No previews which really sucks because if I have very high standards and specific taste in women. I'm not satisfied unless the girl is at least an 8/10. Went with the Aussie honey and her face was a 9/10 and her body was above average although not exactly what I expected. Shapely figure with a nice firm ass and medium sized breasts, and her nipples were somewhat puffy. Not what I wanted, I prefer slim women with big round tits!

She started massaging my back with lotion and it felt extremely good. I asked about extras about 5 min into it and she quoted me $100 for nude massage with happy ending, $80 for topless with happy ending. I'm 100% a titties man so I wasn't interested in groping her naked ass or probing her clam.

I agreed to pay the $80 but made a rookie mistake by letting her start the he massage before my 1 hour normal massage was over. It felt amazing and I was playing with her breasts and nipples the entire time. She knows how to jerk off a guy that's for sure, massaged my balls in a most sensual way whilst polishing my shaft like a porn star. Jizzed all over her hands after about 15 min.

Cleaned up and left the premises with mixed feelings. $150 for a topless hand job by a girl who would normally have to convince me to sleep with her. Not sure if I want to go to Urban Kneads again unless I'm sure of getting a real 9 or above European stunner.

Cat Knackers

12-24-14, 12:37

I received some very good advice from a fellow punter on this forum, and following his advice I was able to find my way to a private residence off of Haughton Rd in Clayton South. I was lead upstairs to a room where I was asked to wait, then to a room with a massage table and a double bed, where Helen joined me just minutes later. Early to mid 40's and very friendly PRC from Shanghai. There was another lady there also, but I didn't get a good look at her. They both had nice figures, with Helen being about a 6-7/10, face a solid 6 but showing her age a bit, and breasts starting to lose their battle with gravity.

I opted for the hour, as per my usual, and she was quick to strip and immediately playful with me backside. Followed with baby powder and a very sensual light rub that nearly put me to sleep. It was so relaxing. What kept me from dozing off was the light drag of her fingers down my crack and the fondling of the Christmas ornaments every time she'd go from my back to my legs and then my back again. She made sure she did this often, much to my delight! She also rubbed her be+cups on my ass and back while blowing hot breath on my skin. Loved it! After the flip, she did much the same on my front bits. She wasn't afraid to get her mouth involved along with her hands, as she alternated their use until I gave her a white Christmas eve present. Nice and slow, just the way I prefer. She had no problem with me fondling and playing with her ass, tits and spadge, but I didn't slip any fingers inside, so I can't say if I would have got a knock-back for trying.

All in all, a great visit and I was totally relaxed before joining friends for dinner. Cost was $140 for the naked hour rub, and she told me she was keeping my $10 change as her tip for the tug. I stopped her and gave her another $15 that I had in my pocket to add to it, and wished her a Merry Christmas. A big genuine hug and kiss, and she sent me on my way.

Will I return? I'm already thinking of reasons to be in the neighborhood, just so I can!

Happy punting and Merry Christmas all!

CK

Try HardAussie

12-25-14, 00:46

a topless hand job by a girl who would normally have to convince me to sleep with herWow I want to go out with you sometime just to watch you knock back girls who are 8/10 or below.

I admit my standards are not so lofty.

Just breathing or at the very least still warm is ok by me.

Cat Knackers

12-25-14, 01:23

Wow I want to go out with you sometime just to watch you knock back girls who are 8/10 or below.

I admit my standards are not so lofty.

Just breathing or at the very least still warm is ok by me.That's funny, Tryhard! Two tits a hole and a heartbeat are the usual standards, right?

I was once told "Lower your standards and increase your success rates". It's nice to have high aspirations, but those numbers seem very few and far between for less than the $400+ per hour high end escorts.

Maybe I'm different, but I really enjoy the 5-7/10 that are really friendly and down to earth. It's been my experience that they are way more fun and genuine than any of the 9/10 or higher I've been with.

Good luck and happy punting! Merry Christmas,

Knackers

Try HardAussie

12-25-14, 23:38

That's funny, Tryhard! Two tits a hole and a heartbeat are the usual standards, right?

KnackersWell almost. From my experience I have yet to walk into a venue either Massage or Legal brothel and see a bloke there who would grace the covers of fashion magazine.

I have read several reviews and frankly the one I replied too was one of them where you would think the punter was a Brad Pitt look alike.

I can happily look someone in the eye in these places and not be embarrassed, after all I am there for the same reason they are. And that my friend is to have a nubile young chick play and fondle and stroke parts of my body that that I can not achieve normally which is why I pay for that service.

The people I look in the eye fit the same mould over and over again.

In some way we are either fat, old, ugly, smelly, arrogant or just not nice to be around. We may be married and are too scared to have an affair, or simply can't find someone to have an affair with.

But to be pretentious enough to say say that I will only accept 9/10 is clearly a wank. There are plenty of 9/10 or 10/10 that are available for $600-$1000 per hour. So if that is your requirement then pay the bucks and get what you want and stop looking in RnT or lower standard brothels for these mystical ladies.

I started this rant because sometimes I just get tired of the pretentious crap and the self delusion that goes on in forums. Expectations of girls falling all over a guy because she convinced him that he had made her cum, guys talking or writing about themselves to build their own ego, (really do we think these girls who see 8-10 cocks a day are so easily manipulated to "get wet" because you stuck you finger in their pussy.

I suppose what I am trying to say why is there so little honesty in reports, genuine honesty.

Engine Driver

12-26-14, 03:34

Well almost. From my experience I have yet to walk into a venue either Massage or Legal brothel and see a bloke there who would grace the covers of fashion magazine.

I have read several reviews and frankly the one I replied too was one of them where you would think the punter was a Brad Pitt look alike.

I can happily look someone in the eye in these places and not be embarrassed, after all I am there for the same reason they are. And that my friend is to have a nubile young chick play and fondle and stroke parts of my body that that I can not achieve normally which is why I pay for that service.

The people I look in the eye fit the same mould over and over again.

In some way we are either fat, old, ugly, smelly, arrogant or just not nice to be around. We may be married and are too scared to have an affair, or simply can't find someone to have an affair with. Snip....

Nice report Try Hard. The main reason most married men go to brothels or RnTs is because their wives have lost interest in sex and / or because sex with the wife is so damn boring and plain. Sex becomes a chore for most women after a fews years of marriage. Falling libido, hormone level changes, boredom, general tiredness and breakdown in relationship being the reasons. Despite this, white caucasian women expect their husbands to remain faithful and to just jerk off in the shower if they get an urge. Also, it is a relatively risk free hobby, compared to having an affair. The cost of an affair in this country is too high and with so many electronic devices, who could actually keep an affair a secret for too long?

I fully agree that no brothel worker or massage parlour girl is going to be excited by the sight of a naked man, even if he looks like Brad Pitt. As you put it, they are seeing a minimum of 8-10 erect cocks a day, 6 days a week. They get de-sensitised very quickly and it is just a job, regardless of what we may think. The good ones have the ability to make you feel like you're the only one during the time you're with them.

Engine Driver

12-26-14, 03:46

I'm new to the RnT scene and decided to give Urban Kneads (373 LT Bourke St) a try because I'm a sucker for hot euro girls. Snip...

Cleaned up and left the premises with mixed feelings. $150 for a topless hand job by a girl who would normally have to convince me to sleep with her. Not sure if I want to go to Urban Kneads again unless I'm sure of getting a real 9 or above European stunner.Hey Axel, looks like you got seriously ripped off here. For $150, you could get FS at most brothels in Melbourne and this would include as much titty play, DATY and AR as you could handle. I bet the massage by that white chick was rudimentary at best.

Given your good looks, I would think you wouldn't have trouble scoring any number of white chicks for free at night clubs in town.

Cat Knackers

12-26-14, 11:22

I visited the place on LT Lonsdale Street, with a young lady named Peggy.

Rates: $70/30 - $140/60 naked massage. $100/30 - $160/45 - $200/60 Full Service.

She is about 5' tall, 45-50 kg, Taiwanese, and very cute. I ended up with a 1 HR massage + CBJ / HJ.

I was in the CBD, so I called into the gals at LT Lonsdale Street for an hour massage, and Peggy was available when I got there, with another girl busy, so in the room I went. I had asked for a 1 HR massage, so I handed her $150 and she came back with change just as I climbed on the little bed. She stripped off her gear and exposed a nice tight body. I would have guessed about 19-20 yrs. We chatted as she gave me a decent massage, and I found out she was 25 yrs old. The massage was pretty good, but the whole time she stayed clear of making any accidental contact with the family jewels. She said she was new there (1 month), so I figured I was getting a regular massage with no extras. 45 minutes working on my back and legs, then came the flip. She massaged my legs and still no touching, but by now I was rubbing her legs. Guess that was her signal, because she then went straight to rubbing and tugging. I looked at the clock and saw we had less than 10 minutes left and I wasn't sure if her technique was going to get the job done, so I asked for an oral finish. She said CBJ only, and I said OK. She said $30 more for the BJ, I said no problem. She stepped out and immediately back in and slipped the dom on and went to town. She tried, but there was just too little sensation for me, so I asked her to try her hand again. She pistoned up and down faster than anyone I know! But, my little buddy wasn't having a bar of it. She warned me we had 2 minutes left, so I just asked for a clean up. She offered me the bathroom to take a shower, but I didn't feel good about leaving my wallet and stuff out of sight that long, so I declined the shower and settled for a towel to wipe off most of the oil.

She is very sweet, and I'm sure if I had asked for the FS upfront, it would have been a different outcome. I think she would have no doubt showed the nether regions a lot more attention. I told her next time I'll go for the FS and we won't worry so much about the massage, and she smiled, said "sounds good", gave me a big hug and sent me on my way.

I will return, and would give her another go because she was definitely cute and small, but I wouldn't insist on it being her.

Cheers,

CK

Cat Knackers

12-26-14, 13:19

After some unfinished business earlier in the day, I decided I'd try another ad I'd saved from the Loca website. This lady says her name is Lucy, and her prices seemed a bit high last time I'd talked to her, but I thought I'd give her a shot since she was upfront offering a BBBJ+CIM, and I figured this was my ticket to finish what was started earlier. She directed me to LT Collins St, and quoted her offerings: full body relaxation massage $80/30 - $150/60. CBJ add $20 - BBBJ+CIM add $50. Full Service $120/30 - $200/60. Lucy is 35-40 yrs old, 5'4", 50-55 kg, thin build, small but fake breasts, maybe be-see cup, and a PRC.

Called and set up the appointment, and found my way to LT Collins St and parked. As I walked up to 601 and entered the building, following her sms directions, I was hit with a bit of de javu! I knew I had never tried Lucy, but the building and entrance looked familiar. When she opened the door, I then knew two things. 1) I had never met her before, and 2) I had definitely been in that apartment several weeks ago. Turns out, she has a friend that shares the place. (Emma, who has her own separate ad and number on Locanto that I tried awhile back. Not bad, but advertising fingers and tongue use, but her tongue was never used, and it's a handy-only finish).

Lucy brought me into a room that has a massage table and a small bed. She chose the bed. Thumbs up! She had quoted me $180 for 1 HR massage + natural oral, so I gave her $200 and she went to get change. When she returned, she stripped and I could make out a fairly decent figured lady. Did I mention it's very dark in the room? Any who, she starts on my back and is going like the clappers! She's all over the shop, but it's actually feeling pretty good. It was truly like a speed massage, with random spots getting hit, but not missing any. One thing that detracted from the experience, though, was the fact she kept getting calls and texts. The calls she wouldn't answer, but she'd check her phone. I'm not 100% sure she didn't answer the texts. She laid the phone next to me on the bed and would massage with one hand any time the phone would vibrate, and I could see in the mirror she was reading whatever was sent. This happened 5 or 6 times with texts, and 2 calls.

Her massage was thorough, though a bit rushed. This was done mostly with her hands and elbows, and the occasional titty slides on my back and arse. She didn't leave any area untouched; from shoulders to feet and everything in between, including crack, bung and taint. Then comes the flip. She started with a body slide up and down, spending a little extra time with her very firm implants on my crotch. This was effective. She then started a very nice natural BJ. Looking back, I should have insisted she stay with this, because it was very nice, slow with perfect pressure and technique, and didn't feel near as rushed as everything else! She sensed when I was close, and asked me if I was ready, to which I said I'm right there. Before I could blink, she whipped out a condom, put it on with her mouth (again, very nicely done, but I digress), then climbed up and straddled me, and proceeded to ride cowgirl. This was unexpected, and was ok, but not what I was looking for. In the middle of her gyrations, she says, "I gave you real good massage, natural oral, and now I fuck you good. You ok if we finish little early?" WTH? I said sure, figuring if I started debating now, I'd be 0-2 for the day, and that's just not acceptable! Besides, she still had to finish and the gyrations and discussion was losing me, so she still had her work cut out for her.

She asked if I wanted to change positions, and I said "how about you finish with your hand and mouth if you want to be done early. " She said, "good idea!" and I had the pleasure again of enjoying her real skills to a delightful end. Mission accomplished! Quick clean up with some chit-chat, then she hung around chatting as I dressed and she quickly got me to the door saying her goodbyes and Happy New Year.

All in all, I was done and out about 10 minutes early. I shrugged it off figuring I'd try to get the time added if I returned. As I drove away, I remembered the $20 change she was supposed to give me! Dammit! I sent her an sms stating I never got it, and she immediately called me and explained that since she gave me full service + natural oral, she kept the $20. She also said she told me at the end before I left (and maybe she did. Her English isn't that easy to understand), and then said next time she would take real good care of me since I allowed her to finish early this time.

Maybe. Only time will tell if I return. There are too many other places to try to worry about a repeat to this place.

Happy punting, everyone!

CK

Supmam

12-27-14, 10:16

IF AxelSooriah is East Asian, and goes to East Asian nightclubs, perhaps he DOES get some serious East Asian pussy that us non-East Asians could only dream of. Just go to Shanghai and check out the pussy the locals get. Or Philippines. Or Thailand or South Korea. Men are dud ugly; women are stunners. Big IF there of course. But yes, otherwise, why punt if you can get all the free 9 or 10 pussy you want?

Hey Axel, looks like you got seriously ripped off here. For $150, you could get FS at most brothels in Melbourne and this would include as much titty play, DATY and AR as you could handle. I bet the massage by that white chick was rudimentary at best.

Given your good looks, I would think you wouldn't have trouble scoring any number of white chicks for free at night clubs in town.

DogsBreakfast

12-28-14, 02:14

Short version: a no BS place, beautiful girl giving mechanical service, I may return and try one of the other service providers.

I'd seen this new (ish) place, Ya Ya Glamour, advertised and it has been mentioned a few times here. Given that (and the fact that the RnT joints around Footscray are currently staffed primarily by cave trolls) I thought I would give Ya Ya Glamour a go.

I was met by a lovely, hard bodied Viet girl called (I think) Lily. I estimate she was around mid 20's, a few tattoos. It was the standard deal for these sort of places, full service for $100.

Unfortunately the service was pretty mechanical, seems I could fuck her but no kissing or licking anywhere. No DATY on the menu, she laid back while I fucked her with her arms firmly folded across a nice (possibly surgically enhanced) rack. That was out of bounds. Perhaps she would warm up a little if you were a regular (but I won't take that chance). Her disinterest turned me off and I couldn't shoot but she did the right thing and finished me off with a hand job.

I chatted with Lily afterward. Seems like she is working hard in the business to make as much money as she can before her looks fail. That's fair enough but IMO she could put a little more effort into the service. She said that there were 3 (more?) girls who work there so I might go back sometime and try another. If I can find one with Lily's looks and more enthusiasm for the task then it might be a good spot.

Cheers,

DB

SuperCroc

12-28-14, 02:31

Going to be in Melb for a couple of Months, Was looking for an AMP in CBD, in most cities a good starting point is where the Chinese setup shop. So I went to China Town ended up at the paramount place.

At the corner by escalator there was a place called Full body care, went in $30 for 30 min so I opted for that since it's a trial run. Young chubby girl with glasses comes in and starts a really mediocre massage. 10 min later tells me to flip over and asks if I would like "special" I said go for it she asked for $50 I said $30 or no deal she said fine. I still probably overpaid but was too horny. She proceeds to give me below average HJ, had to guide her as to how she should use both hands for better pleasure. Post explosion cleans me up with tissue, still 10 min to go but she declares "massage finish". I hate it when they do that.

After I dress up she comes in to cleanup the room, but to my surprise all she does is she refolds the towel I just exploded on and places it on the massage table. Fucking disgusting! I was probabaly lying down on someone else's jizz. Did a good clean up back home at the shower: P, never going back there again.

Day 2 tried the other shop in Paaramount, called sabaidee. Usually prefer thai as they give better massages. To my disappointment masseuse was PRC name is Lilly I think, older late 30's but above average looking MILF. Another mediocre massage asked for $50 for HJ on flip but accepted $30. Place had open roof so you can hear nearby cubicles, didn't like it.

Day 3 looked up a place at little Bourke called urban kneads. Pic of naked male statue outside shop clear hint of what I was expecting. Man at reception (I prefer lady receptionists at these places) paid entry fee then he said "enjoy mate" haha. Above average fili girl came in started my massage, not too bad. 5 min into it she said do you want anything special today, I said sure she said ok $50 HJ only $80 topless and body to body was higher can't recall figure. I tried to negotiate but was firmly told the price is fixed, I heard about this factor before coming here so I went ahead and agreed to a $50 HJ which is too much imo. During the massage she wouldn't stop talking about the problems in here life and about how her ex treated her like shit, I do feel bad sometimes for these girls but I'm here to relax and just have a good time so I found it annoying. Flip time she went in for the kill and gave a good HJ but not that great, She also immediately left my cock the moment I exploded which is a big deal breaker for me I didn't like that at all. She wanted to end the massage 10 min early but I insisted she finish the full time which she did. For the experience the cost definitely not justified.

I've also tried other places in CBD and south Melb with disappointing results not worth mentioning.

Based on my experiences so far in Melbourne, the AMP girls here seem always in a hurry to reach the stage where they give you a quick HJ, they don't really put an effort in giving you a good relaxing massage. They just can't wait to flip you over and finish you off and get their tip.

Which is very different from my experiences overseas where an amazing massage, friendly masseuse, and incredible happy ending with large selection of extras usually thrown in without an additional fee (especially if the girl likes you) is the norm that you'd expect.

Would love others suggestions for any good AMP nearby CBD Or south Melbourne, PM available.

Cat Knackers

12-28-14, 03:37

Would love others suggestions for any good AMP nearby CBD Or south Melbourne, PM available.Hello SuperCroc,

And welcome to Melbourne. Thanks for the insight to your punts, always nice to see an offer prior to the request!

If you scroll down and view my "Punting in the CBD" posts recently added, it lists the prices you can expect, and these are all naked prices and I believe include the handy (can't be 100% sure because I usually upgrade, but once I got the handy without asking or paying additional. I did tip the $10 change I had coming because she was cute and very friendly) Also, there's SUS at 33 Peel St, I've been there and will return. Shame that 141 Vic Pde closed (not sure if still closed), but I would have highly recommended it.

PM me if you would like more details on how to get in touch with any of these places, and happy punting, friend!

CK

Ausmann

12-28-14, 12:16

Hi all,

I was running late to get the last appointment at Bell St (Next to barber shop). By the time I got there all the girls had left and was told to come back tomorrow, as I was in the mood decided to drive to High St Preston, saw the sign and walked in, $40.00 for 30 min, Viet girl and the massage was good but no sign of the flip, finished with a bit of a head massage and said OK finish, I asked the question and was told we don't do. So this is to warn the others, this place is called "Nice Thai Massage" 199 High St, Preston. If you want a good massage with no extras then it is a good place. Have to try else where on Monday.

Cheers,

Ausmann

Engine Driver

12-29-14, 11:31

Based on my experiences so far in Melbourne, the AMP girls here seem always in a hurry to reach the stage where they give you a quick HJ, they don't really put an effort in giving you a good relaxing massage. They just can't wait to flip you over and finish you off and get their tip.

Which is very different from my experiences overseas where an amazing massage, friendly masseuse, and incredible happy ending with large selection of extras usually thrown in without an additional fee (especially if the girl likes you) is the norm that you'd expect.

Would love others suggestions for any good AMP nearby CBD Or south Melbourne, PM available.Totally agree that the RnT level of service in Melbourne is completely shit. There's too much money to be made and too many "students" with no massage or customer skills willing to work in the business, so they can pay their uni fees. While men continue to get an urge which can't be satisfied by their wives, these places will tend to prosper. You can imagine which types of people own these joints given the huge volumes of cash being generated! The Ping Full Body Care massage joints in Richmond are probably the worst in Melbourne. The SS massage parlour in South Melbourne used to be good a few years ago, but not sure what its like now. I stick to full service brothels now in Melbourne.

I've been travelling to Sydney a lot on business lately and there is a level of sincerity in the RnT businesses there which I no longer see in Melbourne. Some of the more mature Asian massage ladies in Sydney are superbly trained and treat you respectfully. They also know how to stroke cock!

Cat Knackers

12-29-14, 14:46

Slow day at the office, so I decided I'd go for a punt for lunch and get a load off my mind. Looked around a bit and decided to call in to Club Temptation in North Sunshine. Showed up and asked the receptionist for Alice, paid her the $110 for 30 minutes, and stood near the foot of the stairs while she made the call. A minute later, in walks this outgoing little number with tats on her legs, arms, chest, and a few other areas. Nothing crazy, but definitely inked up. Short two-tone hair that appeared freshly showered, and a somewhat tight fitting tube style dress and flip flops. When I say "little", I'm not referring to her size, so much as her height. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't class her as a*BBW, just some extra softness that makes snuggling a little more comfy. Decent pillows for the cold nights.

Once we get to the room, we started out with some gentle kissing as we undressed, some mutual fondling and tongue bath from Alice, then a friendly smack on my ass and told to go ahead and shower while she readies the room. She is very easy going, laid back, and really more of the girlfriend experience. We chatted while I showered and she fussed around the place, much like everyday partners do.

As I dry off, she helps, then directs me to lay in the center of the bed. She was pretty chatty, and seemed to enjoy the visiting. Not really hurrying anything, making sure I was comfortable and relaxed, then proceeded to hook me up with an oral experience that will bring me back again, no doubt! She positioned herself so I had full access to anything I wanted to play with.

Once we were done, she sat and we chatted about tattoos. I have one, and that gave us some common ground that she seemed particularly interested in discussing. As I started to get up, the buzzer sounded and the receptionist said it was time. She offered me a shower, so I freshened up, dressed, and she walked me out.

One of the nicest lunch breaks I can remember ever having, and my office is just close enough this may become a habit, as long as I can afford it, haha!

If you visit, treat her nice. She's got a good attitude and a bit bubbly, which is refreshing.

Cheers,

Knackers

Cat Knackers

12-29-14, 14:57

After work I decided to get a massage so I called into the gals at 160 LT Lonsdale Street to see who was working. Winnie and Apple was the reply. I have never met either girl, so I replied back "ok, I'll be there in about an hour depending on traffic". I find my way inside and try the elevator (the right side, which usually works if it shows up instead of the left), but today it wouldn't light up the correct floor without a passkey. I happened to get in with others, and got out on the closest floor they selected and took the stairs the rest of the way. I meet who turns out to be Winnie at the elevator who was just about to come down and get me, so apparently they're aware of this issue. She shows me to a room and I tell her I would like an hour and handed her $150 and she steps out for change. She comes back in as I'm undressing, hands me the change, then starts to get her gear off as well. We try to chat, but her English isn't very clear.

She undoes her bra and shows me a really nice pair of the's, so I compliment her on them, she smiles and says Thank you! She has a sweet body, fully shaved, and doesn't mind being played with. The massage was nice and sensual without oil, her with one knee between my legs while she rubbed my back and neck. Pretty nice with occasional crack and taint brush once she starts down on my legs. At this point she's on both knees between my legs, forcing them apart further, exposing the tackle for my further enjoyment. This goes on for a good 20 minutes, then she switches to dragging her breasts everywhere from my bum to my neck, making sure one hung low enough in front of my face I could give it a nice kiss and little nipple play. This girl does enjoy having her titties played with!

Then the flip. Starts off with the same B2B rub all over my front. She has very nice smooth skin and natural breasts which makes this very soothing and erotic. Next, she lays down beside me and covers my face with her fun bags and keeps them there for a long time while I play, the whole time playing lightly with my friend. I start to realize she's enjoying what I'm doing and getting a bit distracted. This is made more evident when I slip a hand between her legs and find she's drenched!

She then whispers in my ear, asking if I want a blowjob, to which my reply is "yes please". She excuses herself and gets a condom and returns. First at the foot of the bed looking up at me, then she quickly squirms around and stops when she's facing toward my feet and her backside is next to my shoulder. Well, I slip an arm between her legs, lifting one up and over into the 69 position so I can settle in for DATY. This was fantastic, and the more I pressed the right buttons with my tongue, the more she rewarded me with a lot of effort and action in what she was doing. She also started grinding into my face as I could no longer hold out and filled the condom. Her head stopped, but she kept grinding for awhile longer, then came the shudders and more intense moaning, as she laid her head on my leg. She laid in that position for a minute or two, with all her weight on me, apparently catching her breath.

Then she got up, cleaned me up and started massaging my legs. I asked how much time was left, and she said "about 10 minutes". I motioned for her to stop and just lay down beside me. Big smiles! We laid there and chatted for a good 20-25 minutes. Well past my allotted time, until we both figured I should go.

She's cute and tries hard with her English, but it really IS limited. I had her helping me with some mandarin, and it really made for an excellent end to an awesome session.

Please note. If / when you visit these private massage ladies, please do not mention these reviews or what you've read about them in ANY forum! The experience with one punter doesn't necessarily represent what would / should happen with every punter, as a lot of this is "in the moment" stuff.

Happy Punting and all the best!

Knackers

OnlyAGame

12-30-14, 23:55

I've been travelling to Sydney a lot on business lately and there is a level of sincerity in the RnT businesses there which I no longer see in Melbourne. Some of the more mature Asian massage ladies in Sydney are superbly trained and treat you respectfully. They also know how to stroke cock!And they're heaps cheaper as well!

Cat Knackers

01-01-15, 14:50

Walked into a Massage Parlour today in Footscray on the request of one of the ML's, and waited about 15 minutes in the front massage room for YoYo to get freed up. A gal (mid 30's?) named Nicole met me and showed me to the room, then offered a coffee or water. I asked for a coffee, which was from a single serve packet of instant, and she brought it in someone's coffee cup, then she sat and visited with me while I sipped at it. The reason I'm telling this is because I probably wasn't thinking right, knowing the cleanliness of these places is questionable. That became even more apparent when I asked to use the john, and was shown to a toilet through the kitchen and near the back. I walked in to find a condom floating in the toilet! Have to admit, this was a first for me. Needless to say, I didn't drink anymore of the coffee.

Finally, YoYo comes in and moves me into a bigger room with a large sturdy massage table. She confirmed I wanted the hour, took the money, and in only a second was back in the room with me. We both stripped down and after a nice hug and fondling, I climbed on the table and relaxed.

Decent back massage, 6/10, with more firm hand sliding rather than working with the fingers. Occasionally she'd use an elbow to grind out some of the tight spots. Getting to the arse and legs, I start receiving the occasional sack tickle, and now she's rubbing all over with her breasts. Now I know the go, and drop my arms off the table for the occasional leg rub. She moves just out of my reach and starts working the inside of my legs, then spends a good minute rubbing out all the wrinkles in my marble bag. This certainly stiffened other muscles!

Next she moves to the head of the table and starts on my shoulders. She makes sure she's rubbing her bits all over my head, so I place a hand on each butt cheek and give her a bit of a massage in return. She lifts my head up by the chin and shoves a nipple against my mouth, so I obliged her with a good tongue lashing and suction. Now she's swapping from tit to tit, and when I feel between her cheeks, I find she's good to go. Doesn't take much of this and she's telling me to flip.

Once I got comfortable on my back, she buries my face with her chesticles while she's stroking my already stiff member. A few kisses down my chest, stomach, and settles in for the BBBJ I'd requested. She does have nice technique, and she moves her ass more toward the head of the table so I have great access to her moist bits. By now she's really getting excited. She's as wet as, and really working my shaft. Then there's a pause. I've got my head back and eyes closed just enjoying the entire experience, diddling her hooha, and not really paying attention to what's happening. I figure the longer she pauses, the longer she's going to have to work at it. Yay for me!

Next thing I know, she's moving away from me. I open my eyes and tilt my head up just in time to witness her effortlessly jump up on the table, straddle me, and in one smooth motion, ease down onto me with a very warm and tight snatch, smiling at me with a big shit eating grin the whole time! I thought, what? I checked, and sure enough she had slipped a condom on me. Thank goodness! Apparently that's what the pause was about, and she must have put it on with her mouth, because I never felt when she did it.

Phew! Now I can relax and enjoy the ride. She laid down on me, kissing my neck and licking my ear, then puts her feet up on my legs for leverage and just starts pounding me. Bloody excellent! This is obviously going to end my experience way too quick, so I get her to trade places with me for some missionary so I can control the pace and prolong this. After a few minutes of slow strokes at varying depths, I feel her tense up and grip down on me from inside, and she's telling me she's cumming. That's it. That's all I got. And pop goes the weasel!

Get cleaned up, look at the clock and we've got another 15 minutes, so she lays down on the table next to me and snuggles in tight. Feels so nice. After a few minutes of snuggling, I slip off the table and she starts to get up. I tell her "No, you stay put", then I roll her onto her stomach and give her a very nice full body massage. I even give her the occasional tickle and finger drag, paying particularly good attention to her glutes, and the moans and response confirms she's loving it.

Then came the knock at the door. As we're dressing, she starts listing off her schedule, telling me where she'll be working, and makes sure I write down the addresses and dates. I leave, satisfied we both enjoyed our time.

Happy Punting and Happy Safe New Year, folks!

CK

Cat Knackers

01-01-15, 15:03

Since I had a very nice time a couple days ago, I decided to get another massage and see if Winnie could show me a repeat performance and help send me into the New Year with a huge smile. She did not disappoint!*.

Winnie again met me at the elevator, only this time it worked with no dramas. Once inside, she shows me to the same room with the bigger bed (there are two rooms - 1 with a small bed and the 2nd with a double bed) and asks how long I want. I tell her I would like another hour, and this time I handed her 2 bills and told her I won't be needing any change. She struggled to understand, but once the coin dropped, she gave me a big smiley "thank you", followed by a tight squeeze and big kiss on the cheek and neck. I figured since she knew me from just two days ago, I'd get the particulars out of the way and start today's session on a good note with both of us smiling. It worked a treat, with the best part being that she returned to the room totally prepared and there was no interruptions shortly after the flip like there was last time. *.

Stellar performance, and she even managed to surprise me and*outdo*the last visit! Now, I realize these girls are all actors and don't try to fool myself into believing what I feel, see or hear is always due to my sexual prowess, but it sure is a treat when you find a lady that truly puts in the effort so that it's indistinguishable whether it's genuine or not. *.

Happy Punting and Happy Safe New Year!

CK

Cat Knackers

01-01-15, 15:26

Called the shop on Princess St in St Albans to enquire which girls were on, and was told Ava and Mia. I wasn't familiar with either of these names, so I told the mamasan "I'm on my way!

I get a real kick out of this lady-boss! Every time I call and ask who's on, she tells me, and I ask her which one is better. And EVERY TIME, without fail, she says, "You come choose, they both equal good, you come". I love how she refuses to choose one over the other. She really likes them all equally.

She shows me to the 1st room and tells me, "I go get Mia, you wait here relax". A couple minutes later, in walks Bella. I've enjoyed this ornery little minx's massage before, so she runs in and leaps up for a big hug and kiss, and then she clamps down on my chest with her teeth near hard enough to draw blood as she backs away. Friggin hurt! So I smacked her ass and she just giggled and stuck her hand out for the money. I gave her a sideways look, and asked her when she changed her name. Just over a month ago, she introduced herself to me as Bella in this same shop. No answer, she just kept repeating her name is Mia and giggling.

I always choose the hour, and she first strips down and starts off going back and forth between sensual and deep tissue massage for about 20 minutes. This feels pretty good, but she occasionally smacks my ass or leg hard enough it's a bit off putting to me. A bit strange, as she's never done this in the past. The good side is, there's plenty of sack and tackle play, along with her dragging her milkers up and down from top to toe.

Finally, the flip, and she starts out with one hand massaging my leg and / or my chest, while the other hand is full of the business end of the stick. Next, she takes it in her mouth and starts going to town. This goes on for a few minutes, feeling sensational, when she looks up at me while pulling on my pud and says, "I want to fuck!

Normally, I don't choose the FS. I'm quite happy with just the relaxing release, but she's quite insistent so I agree. She is a little firecracker and I've imagined this before, so I lay back and picture what's to come as she runs out and gets a condom. She returns, works a little to make things extra rigid, then tries to get the condom on. I'm not huge, but this rubber was obviously constructed for a much smaller snag. Mia gets the rubber off, then lays down and says "go ahead, just pull out before you cum". Honestly, I was extremely tempted. Little head is screaming "allfuckingright!" while the big head was yelling "hellfuckingno!

Big head somehow squeaked out the win. I remembered I carry one with me for the odd occasion such as this, so less than a minute later we're in-the-throws up on the massage table, standing next to the table, then finally finished off in mish back up on the table. Wet wipe cleanup, a bit of cuddling and fondling in lieu of more massage, then dressed and out the door I go. After her telling me off for waiting so long since last time, of course.

Happy New Year, and Happy Punting!

CK.

DingoD

01-01-15, 23:37

Hey CK-enjoying your very frequent reviews, keep up the splendid work. Would you mind disclosing which venue this is and what day yoyo works at this venue? She sounds worth a shot (pun definitely intended), cleanliness aside sounds like a reasonable place to check out!

Thanks in advance. DingoD.

Walked into a Massage Parlour today in Footscray on the request of one of the ML's, and waited about 15 minutes in the front massage room for YoYo to get freed up. A gal (mid 30's?) named Nicole met me and showed me to the room, then offered a coffee or water. I asked for a coffee, which was from a single serve packet of instant, and she brought it in someone's coffee cup, then she sat and visited with me while I sipped at it. The reason I'm telling this is because I probably wasn't thinking right, knowing the cleanliness of these places is questionable. That became even more apparent when I asked to use the john, and was shown to a toilet through the kitchen and near the back. I walked in to find a condom floating in the toilet! Have to admit, this was a first for me. Needless to say, I didn't drink anymore of the coffee.

Finally, YoYo comes in and moves me into a bigger room with a large sturdy massage table. She confirmed I wanted the hour, took the money, and in only a second was back in the room with me. We both stripped down and after a nice hug and fondling, I climbed on the table and relaxed.

Decent back massage, 6/10, with more firm hand sliding rather than working with the fingers. Occasionally she'd use an elbow to grind out some of the tight spots. Getting to the arse and legs, I start receiving the occasional sack tickle, and now she's rubbing all over with her breasts. Now I know the go, and drop my arms off the table for the occasional leg rub. She moves just out of my reach and starts working the inside of my legs, then spends a good minute rubbing out all the wrinkles in my marble bag. This certainly stiffened other muscles!

Next she moves to the head of the table and starts on my shoulders. She makes sure she's rubbing her bits all over my head, so I place a hand on each butt cheek and give her a bit of a massage in return. She lifts my head up by the chin and shoves a nipple against my mouth, so I obliged her with a good tongue lashing and suction. Now she's swapping from tit to tit, and when I feel between her cheeks, I find she's good to go. Doesn't take much of this and she's telling me to flip.

Once I got comfortable on my back, she buries my face with her chesticles while she's stroking my already stiff member. A few kisses down my chest, stomach, and settles in for the BBBJ I'd requested. She does have nice technique, and she moves her ass more toward the head of the table so I have great access to her moist bits. By now she's really getting excited. She's as wet as, and really working my shaft. Then there's a pause. I've got my head back and eyes closed just enjoying the entire experience, diddling her hooha, and not really paying attention to what's happening. I figure the longer she pauses, the longer she's going to have to work at it. Yay for me!

Next thing I know, she's moving away from me. I open my eyes and tilt my head up just in time to witness her effortlessly jump up on the table, straddle me, and in one smooth motion, ease down onto me with a very warm and tight snatch, smiling at me with a big shit eating grin the whole time! I thought, what? I checked, and sure enough she had slipped a condom on me. Thank goodness! Apparently that's what the pause was about, and she must have put it on with her mouth, because I never felt when she did it.

Phew! Now I can relax and enjoy the ride. She laid down on me, kissing my neck and licking my ear, then puts her feet up on my legs for leverage and just starts pounding me. Bloody excellent! This is obviously going to end my experience way too quick, so I get her to trade places with me for some missionary so I can control the pace and prolong this. After a few minutes of slow strokes at varying depths, I feel her tense up and grip down on me from inside, and she's telling me she's cumming. That's it. That's all I got. And pop goes the weasel!

Get cleaned up, look at the clock and we've got another 15 minutes, so she lays down on the table next to me and snuggles in tight. Feels so nice. After a few minutes of snuggling, I slip off the table and she starts to get up. I tell her "No, you stay put", then I roll her onto her stomach and give her a very nice full body massage. I even give her the occasional tickle and finger drag, paying particularly good attention to her glutes, and the moans and response confirms she's loving it.

Then came the knock at the door. As we're dressing, she starts listing off her schedule, telling me where she'll be working, and makes sure I write down the addresses and dates. I leave, satisfied we both enjoyed our time.

Happy Punting and Happy Safe New Year, folks!

CK

Cat Knackers

01-02-15, 00:19

Mate, where have ya been? I haven't seen a review from you in ages, so I'm just curious if you're contributing. With all due respect, how about you give ME a nugget first?

Cheers,

CK

Hey CK-enjoying your very frequent reviews, keep up the splendid work. Would you mind disclosing which venue this is and what day yoyo works at this venue? She sounds worth a shot (pun definitely intended), cleanliness aside sounds like a reasonable place to check out!

Thanks in advance. DingoD.

DickMan321

01-02-15, 04:10

Dear friends,

I am a builder work in different subs, went to few different massage parlour, share my experiences to my dear friends.

First place Footscray, it is a dream place for massage and special service, I went to the first massage parlour called Lotus Massage Therapy located in 75 Paisley St Footscray phone no: 03 XXXX6632, a Chinese Reception Call Peter bring me into the massage room, then a middle age lady around 30 nice looking came in, for my personal reason I like the middle age lady with more "experience", do the good massage, perfect hand job, wonderful bowel Job highly recommend, still miss that lady.

The second place located in level 2/ 56 Leeds St Footscray but it is very strange no shop name in it and no phone number yet, I went to upper level a lady reception called Jenni in there also the owner and masseur, I ask why no name for the shop, she said she is the new owner for the place not yet have name on it. Bring me to the room do very shirt massage almost wake me up, when I want left early she ask me if I pay extra she can do special massage for me, all thought she do the shirt massage but I like her looking middle age big breast, I said OK, but again very shirt hand job I didn't come out, she offer if I pay more she can do the bowl job for me, not trust her anymore, shirt place for massage and special.

The third place I went to Frankston to my project there, knew a Taiwanese lady from club she hold a working holiday visa working in there, have sex with her in local motel, not any experience like have sex with dead body also not my type but the way Taiwanese lady are easy.

So I tell lie to her I have to back to work for something important, I search from mobile for local massage shop a place call Life Care Frankston locate in 342 Nepean HWY, Frankston phone no:9770 2343. The masseur is a short Taiwanese lady only can speak Chinese few English, at the beginning she said she can offer special service, So I skip massage part to do the bowel job straight away, free to touch her body. Wonderful body and bowel job skill recommend.

The Fourth place I recommend a place call Massage Today located in 143 high st Thomastown phone no: 9044 9446, have white fully shaped nice looking ladies but they only provide bowel job and hand job not sex. Special service is perfect massage is shit.

Monday to Thursday (Alexandra from Finland Friday, Alexis on Tuesday from UK, Cristine Korean and new Brazillian Laila or Neha from India Friday, Saturday Sunday, new girls from UK and mexico and all are talented masseuses 21-23 , private studios fully air-conditioned and warm conditioned shower facility also available.

St Kilda always the best place for fun, but can't find hooker in there in the day time, so the local massage shop is a perfect place for relax and fun, introduce a Massage shop called Sabaydee Thai Massage located Lv1/46 Acland st ST Kilda phone no: 9942 0607 as I never try Thai lady but is very disappoint Their Thai Staff is doggy face, They sent me to the city branch told me have nice ladies in there, where located in shop 4 A,101-103 LT Bourke st Melbourne CBD, a nice looking lady but can't walk properly left and right leg can't balance I fell guilty if she do special service to me, so I choose the other lady called Linda From Hong Kong do for me, nice clean place but Don't like the open roof, during the massage another customer come in the lady can't walk properly bring the customer into the other room, it is too noisy I want finish early pay the extra to Linda touch her body and she play with my dick and suck it. After few minutes I hear the groan from the other room, what an ass hole customer can let that lady do the special service to him, what kind of this people.

I exploded and left early still feel guilty for that lady can't walk properly. Not really recommend.

I will post more place for fun during the weekend.

Bell 37

01-02-15, 04:24

OnlyAGame

01-02-15, 07:51

Would you mind disclosing which venue this is and what day yoyo works at this venue? She sounds worth a shot (pun definitely intended), cleanliness aside sounds like a reasonable place to check out!

Thanks in advance. DingoD.That would be the shit-hole at 179A Sunshine Rd Tottenham.They got raided a while ago when it was just a plain shopfront.Now there is signage you could see from space so it's much clearer for the folks stopped at the lights to see what you're up to.
Enjoy that.

DingoD

01-02-15, 10:03

Thanks OAG-the simple answer to a question without the grandstanding is appreciated.

That would be the shit-hole at 179A Sunshine Rd Tottenham.They got raided a while ago when it was just a plain shopfront.Now there is signage you could see from space so it's much clearer for the folks stopped at the lights to see what you're up to.
Enjoy that.

Cat Knackers

01-02-15, 10:06

Is anyone else receiving private messages from someone claiming they're "friends of the service providers", stating that we are offering too much detail of locations in our reviews, or is it just me?

When I first started posting reviews, I was much more inclined to give the details, but I'm tired of receiving requests to "edit my posts" and saying "I am appealing to you to edit the address and be a little bit more discreet with some critical info".

So now I leave out the address and only give the suburb, and try to put great detail into the experience so that if someone wants to visit this suburb / establishment / ML (I have been stating their names), I would assume they would send me a private message and request more detail. Some fellow punters are doing this, and I gladly share. This way I feel a little more comfortable that they've paid the $20 as I have, and they're more likely to be legit punters. Big assumptions, I know, but at least I feel I'm being more discreet and trying to avoid problems for the business and ladies that work there. Then someone like OnlyAGame decides to go ahead and post the address he believes is "the place". Right or wrong, why do this? I don't get it.

I've been reading the posts and comments and have sussed out varying attitudes towards what should and should not be posted. Some feel "fuck it, if they get shut down, another one will replace it" while others will come uncnted about learning that someone has referred to a post they read in order to coerce a ML into extras that she may have said were not offered.

Personally, I don't want any repercussions to befall any of these establishments, because I value finding a place I can become a regular. I don't want to have to constantly sift through the BS chaff to find the cream, just to see a "closed" sign sending me in search of a girl I really click with, again!

I've been respectful since joining, and if you read back through, unlike many of the members here, 95% of my posts are reviews and information, and not just commenting on other's posts. This statement isn't directed at anyone, so don't get your panties all knotted up. I'm just saying I report a lot and request very little.

To me, the solution is easy. I'm certainly not going to stop punting, but I can stop posting.

CK

That would be the shit-hole at 179A Sunshine Rd Tottenham.They got raided a while ago when it was just a plain shopfront.Now there is signage you could see from space so it's much clearer for the folks stopped at the lights to see what you're up to.
Enjoy that.

DingoD

01-02-15, 10:07

Cat Knackers, thanks for the insightful heroic history trawlying response. Always great to ask a question and have a hero run through your posting history and deem themselves too high and mighty to answer a simple question! Keep up the repeat reviews of venues that have already been reviewed to saturation level just so you can reach the mythical Senior Member status.

DingoD.

Mate, where have ya been? I haven't seen a review from you in ages, so I'm just curious if you're contributing. With all due respect, how about you give ME a nugget first?

Cheers,

CK

JackAust

01-02-15, 10:53

Hey all,

Was so excited about the previous post about Jordon at the rose. But called up and the guy said she's no longer working there.

Do anyone know where else I can find a nice black girl?

Thanks

Cat Knackers

01-02-15, 12:51

That was actually pretty funny, Dingo. Good retort! I think you got me all wrong, but nevermind. It's near impossible to relay the tone in a written response. I'm not sure what Senior Status gets a person, and don't really care. Unless of course, it's a coupon for a free BBBJ at the club of my choice, then SIGN ME UP!

I also don't care to get into a pissing match with anyone, so let me be the first to apologize. I got into a rant and apparently couldn't find the brakes until I was on a high horse. That wasn't my intention. I should have just answered you, bro, but thought I'd punt and see if I could get a nugget out of you. No harm no foul.

What do you say we call a truce and move on? If we ever happen to meet up, I'll shout the first extras?

And seriously though, has anyone else been receiving private messages from people that are friends of the masseurs? No joke, I've been receiving them, and didn't find I've said too much.

Cheers,

Knackers

Cat Knackers, thanks for the insightful heroic history trawlying response.
DingoD.

Meanderer

01-02-15, 23:07

Is anyone else receiving private messages from someone claiming they're "friends of the service providers", stating that we are offering too much detail of locations in our reviews, or is it just me?Hi Cat Knackers,

I have been enjoying your reviews. Thank you for taking the time to write them.

I haven't done many reviews recently. I've been mostly eating at home and to tell the truth, there's nothing like a home cooked meal.

In answer to your question, I have never received private messages like the ones you've referred to.

As you can see from my reviews, I always publish the name, address, opening hours and telephone numbers of the places I visit. Mostly I post the name of the working girl, unless there's a good reason for not doing so. I've never had any issues with providing this much detail. However I'm happy for people to do as they wish. Some of the posts are so cryptic I can't work out what place they're referring to. I really wonder about the point of posting information that no-one else can use. But live and let live.

In my humble opinion, places get shut down because the massage shop annoys one of their neighbours or someone dobs them in. I really don't think that anyone pays much attention to what's exchanged here.

Meanderer

OnlyAGame

01-02-15, 23:09

Is anyone else receiving private messages from someone claiming they're "friends of the service providers", stating that we are offering too much detail of locations in our reviews, or is it just me?
CKKnackers, I would be taking any such messages with a big grain of salt. They will be from a fellow punter who is trying to curry favour with said service providers by telling them about the existence of this and other forums and reporting to them if they are mentioned.

You know the sort of bloke, every parlour & brothel has them-basically a desperate hanger-on.

Next time you get one of those messages remind the sender that this is a discussion forum and that if the people he is trying to brown nose to don't like being publicly discussed perhaps they should enter a different industry and start paying taxes like the rest of us. Why not publicly post these messages so we can see who it is?

The name of the website is The International Sex Guide, but it wouldn't be much of a guide if no-one knew what anyone was referring to.

OnlyAGame

01-02-15, 23:14

Some of the posts are so cryptic I can't work out what place they're referring to. I really wonder about the point of posting information that no-one else can use.

In my humble opinion, places get shut down because the massage shop annoys one of their neighbours or someone dobs them in. I really don't think that anyone pays much attention to what's exchanged here.

MeandererMy thoughts exactly.

Cat Knackers

01-02-15, 23:36

I guess the thing that got me with this one is that it's a private residence, and I didn't find an ad anywhere. This was actually obtained through here, so it was different to me. I don't get too concerned when there's an ad, because it doesn't take Mickie Spelane to text and show up to find out what's going on. The PM caught me off guard, too. I don't want to stir up trouble; to me it's like shitting in my own back yard and I could lose out for it. Maybe it's just the lack of sleep from all the Punting I've been doing, haha! Sleep deprivation and loss of fluids will do yer head in. And you have a point, OnlyAGame. Might as well help this guy spread the word, right?

1st message.

Clayton South

Hi CK

Happy New Year! I'm sending you a private message in behalf of some friends in this joint which I noticed you already have a nice experience. As you probably know, it is a bit risky to mention the joint's address in any forum as it could be tracked down leading to some actions from authorities. I am appealing to you to edit the address and be a little bit more discreet with some critical info.*

Thank you so much and my friends will really appreciate if you could edit the street address for them.
Cheers,
Niceboy15 2nd Message -.

Thank you so much CK. I appreciate your prompt reply. I fully understand what you mean about not mentioning the house number. However, that area is not so big so I guess my friends are a bit concerned that they could be easily identified. I am not in any way connected to the business except that I've known them for a long time and as you realise their english is not the best. Just like you I go to see and enjoy their service when I got the time. They have been nervy since your post coz they have already experienced being shut down in another place back in Keysborough.

Again thank you for any help you can extend to them so we can enjoy the service they provide.

Cheers!And I'm just going to throw it out there. If I ever post something that's missing enough info that someone can't figure it out, or anyone wants to know more about, send me a PM. I'm really not trying to be cryptic, so much as I'm trying to be cautious and discreet, keep the players in the game, so to speak.

Cheers,

Knackers

Knackers, I would be taking any such messages with a big grain of salt. They will be from a fellow punter who is trying to curry favour with said service providers by telling them about the existence of this and other forums and reporting to them if they are mentioned.

You know the sort of bloke, every parlour & brothel has them-basically a desperate hanger-on.

Next time you get one of those messages remind the sender that this is a discussion forum and that if the people he is trying to brown nose to don't like being publicly discussed perhaps they should enter a different industry and start paying taxes like the rest of us. Why not publicly post these messages so we can see who it is?

The name of the website is The International Sex Guide, but it wouldn't be much of a guide if no-one knew what anyone was referring to.

Ercildale

01-03-15, 07:59

Passing by, and on a whim, thought I'd give this place a a try. Met by the mamasan, a mid 40's woman, who seemed to be the only one on duty that day, who showed me into a fairly dark room, illuminated only by a small lamp, and closed off from the rest of the establishment by a heavy curtain. The charge was $45 for a half hour massage.

After undressing down to my jocks, lay face down on the table, and waited. Noted the box of tissues in the corner, which always augers well. The same lady came in, accompanied by a younger girl. The older one asked if it was OK if the other one watched. A work experience thing, I guess. No problem, I replied. For the next 15 minutes, the older one delivered a pretty decent massage, on my neck, back and legs, right down to the bum crack, all the while apparently giving direction, in Chinese, to her apprentice. Once the girl left the room, however, things cranked up. The undies were promptly removed, and the massage took a pleasing turn to focus on my inner thighs and nether regions. At the time of the turn over, I was asked if everything was alright. I said it was. I then got the offer for a tug, given by the universal gesture, followed by three or four fingers. Hard to tell in the gloom. I countered with two fingers, which seemed to be happily accepted.

A very satisfactory tug followed, no rush, and my masseuse gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek, before continuing the frontal massage. All in all, $65, and a very enjoyable experience.

WIR? Very possibly.

Ausmann

01-03-15, 11:59

Hi all,

Was tempted to try one of the Japanese girls advertising on locanto, after a few text messages made my way to an apartment down Flinders lane in the city. When I entered one of the Japanese girls showed me into a small room with mattress on floor, it was $60 for 30 min massage and 60 for topless and so on but, all I had was $40 on me, so settled for HJ $40 with some touching. Massage was OK, HJ was not the best, girl was quite friendly though. WIR? No, much better places around.

Cheers,

Ausmann

TheWeeknd

01-03-15, 15:51

I tried out 291 A High Street Preston before Christmas. It was pretty similar to the other reviews I read here. The door is plain and there's no sign, just a flashing 'open' sign and you walk in and up the stairs.

Think I was quoted $70 for half hour nude massage and $140 (or $120?) for an hour.

I chose 30 minutes and got my kit off. The masseuse was a chubby Chinese lady, maybe 35-40. Not a stunner by any means, but smooth skin and her boobs were still firm and not too small. The massage was below average with just some rubbing on the back, shoulders and limbs. While still on my front she started rubbing my sack and sausage which felt quite good and got me into the mood.

After the flip she offered a BJ for $20 more but I declined. The HJ was a bit rapid-fire and felt rushed but it did the job. She was fine with me touching everywhere and it was nice to feel her get wet from my fingers. She was quite friendly and pleasant throughout and gave me a big kiss when I was leaving.

WIR? Not any time soon. I don't punt much when I'm in Melbs but there's a few other places I'd like to try. There doesn't seem to be that many options north side which is disappointing.

Ausmann

01-04-15, 09:59

Hi all,

Was driving past Footscray today (Sunday), was keen to try a place in the area and decided to go to 249 Barkly St, entered shop and was greeted by young Viet girl, led me up the stairs to a small room, read out the prices and I chose the $80 for half HR nude massage with happy ending. The massage was pretty good but a rather rushed job, on the flip got straight into things, the HJ was pretty good but the finish could have been better, the girl had a great body, nice firm top, touching was ok but at times she backed off a little, this girl (Annie) works only on the weekends. They are open till 10 pm. WIR? Yes I hope to return on a weekday to see the others.

Cheers,

Ausmann

Cat Knackers

01-04-15, 10:26

After chatting with a friend about a review I posted about Gina, I decided to send a text to find out who was working since it was Sunday, then jumped in the shower. When I got out, I saw the text reply, saying Gina was in today. Perfect! I responded that I was on my way and would arrive in 45 minutes. I could not drive fast enough!

Both times I've seen her, she has answered the door in this little black teddy that gets me ticker ticking. She gives me a hug and leads me to the back room. She asks how long, I say an hour and handed her $150, and she promptly brings back $10 and sets it on my clothes, as I am already laid out and waiting.

We start out with a little chit chat as she strips, and I can never help but turn and watch as she does this, and I compliment her on such a nice body. She's neither skinny nor fat, and in my opinion, the perfect amount of weight.

Next comes about 35-40 minutes of pretty good massage, where she begins by straddling me and sits her weight down on my lower back and works my shoulders and neck. This was very effective for stretching out my spine, and she's good at putting some force into it. This time she was going a bit long on my back so I mentioned that my back was good enough and to please proceed to my legs. She immediately moves down and works each leg fully, including the occasional tickle that I live for. After giving me a good sturdy massage, she switches to very light finger drags all over, almost tickling, and makes a lot more sack contact to let me know what's coming after the flip.

She drags her beauties up and down my front, then stops with them in my face where I tend to them nicely. The whole time, she's letting out little moans and grinding herself on my stomach. Next she slides down so that she's on top of it and grinding it against my stomach with her spadge while she's playing with my nipples, and after a minute she makes a tongue trail down to give my sack a good bath, followed by several licks up the length of my manhood. I was in heaven! She grabbed the lotion and squirted a little on my friend before I could ask if she does oral, to which she responded "sure, but that costs a little more", and of course I said "Absolutely no problem!

As she leans forward to grab a tissue to remove the lotion, she gives me a sideways look and says, "please don't cum in my mouth, OK? I quickly agreed and promised to warn her when I was close. What followed was one of the most relaxed and sensual oral pleasures I can remember, ever! It even seemed like she was making it last for me, because I would get close and just about to warn her when she'd change things up and let me settle before she'd take the feelings back up again. This must have happened at least three times, and finally I told her she could go ahead and finish me off with her hand because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to warn her in time if she continued.

She gave me a big smile, a couple more head bobs, then climbed up and straddled me with her warm, wet parts covering my balls and my member sticking out in front of her. She grabbed some lotion and started grinding and wanking. I had to watch this. It looked as if she had a cock and was jacking off! She rolls her eyes back and moans the whole while she's doing this. I'm about to explode and tell her I'm close, but before I do, she moves my cock behind her and again presses it into her crack as she uses her ass and her hand to simultaneously take me over the edge. Amazing!

I'm hooked, addicted, whatever you want to call it. All I know is, if I was 20 years younger, I'd be making a play for this girl and wouldn't let anyone stop me, and even told her as much when she hugged me.

It really made me feel even better when she never brought up the cost of the extra, nor reminded me, even after the very nice hot towel clean up. I chose this option over a shower. I got dressed and as I was leaving, I handed her $50 and asked if that was enough. She said yes, gave me another hug and kiss on the cheek, and walked me to the door.

This girl should be on everyone's bucket list. Very nice massage, very sweet girl-next-door, both in looks and being down to earth. She doesn't wear makeup and doesn't fit the barbie doll image, or model for that matter, but I would choose her over many many of the others I've seen. She's the kind you see on the street and wouldn't imagine her doing this; truly the kind you safely take home to mum.

Treat her nice, fellas, she really is a gem and deserves all the niceness she receives.

Happy punting, everyone!

Knackers.

Bell 37

01-05-15, 06:14

Boronia now has something like 10 massage businesses. Feeling like a change from my usual AMP a couple of suburbs away I did a search of the forum under Boronia and decided more out of curiosity than anything else to try the place next to the 7/11 store. This place had a couple of reports some six months ago that were perhaps negative but interesting as well (depending on what you call interesting I suppose but reports that mentioned of a range of quite different girls including a 6'3' African).

Called in at about lunch time today and was greeted by what I took to be the receptionist. A plump young Thai girl with a low cut dress displaying her ample boobs. A pretty face and good English. Said she was the only one working that day and was fully booked until 4. 00 pm. I asked if she did a nude massage but she said she didn't but the English girl would be working on Monday and she provides a nude service.

If you search for Boronia on Locanto there are lots of adverts for this place and for a 22 YO English girl at the same address. In her photo she looks quite slim, busty and attractive but an ISG forum report suggests she is much larger than her photo shows.

If I get round to going back I will provide a report. If any forum members have tried her some comments by PM or otherwise would be appreciated.I was going past this establishment yesterday afternoon and called in to see if I should book for the "English girl" for Monday. She (Lauren) was actually working and as she was bright and chatty and not unattractive I booked her for the first appointment today. Arrived a few minutes early and was shown into one of the two small rooms. There is a third massage table behind a curtain at the front of what is one of a row of shops. Massage prices are quite low. $40/30 and $50/45.

Quoted price went up quite a bit for nude plus happy ending but I thought it is a while since I had a massage from a European girl so would give it a try. Lauren was a backpacker from Birmingham out here on a 12 month working holiday and said she had been working here for two months since she had arriven in Melbourne and that it was the first time she had done this work. She was probably about the claimed 22 years. A little bit plump perhaps but not to my mind overly so. Breasts were a good the size, nice face, a good suntan and a few tats. The nude massage turned out to be topless only. Massage was done with oil and was thorough and firm. Quite a lot better than most asian massages I have had. No teasing as we had agreed on the happy ending anyway but happy to have her breasts touched. I got the full half hour and for those that are concerned about hygene a new towel was put on the table as soon as I got off it.

WIR? Probably not as for the same price I can get full service from my local AMP. If you were just after a clothed massage probably good value. The happy ending was an extra $10 and I am fairly sure nothing more would be on offer. According to earlier reports on this forum full natural services have been had here but I am quite sure they won't be provided by the current girls and in any case I was not looking for this.

Clony

01-05-15, 07:44

Witchdong

01-05-15, 09:56

The place in Church St near Swan that had a vaguely martial arts name and where my experience was such that I would rather put my knob through a meat grinder that return has closed and opening there is 'Cherry Blossoms'.

Also the place on the corner of Burke / Wattletree with extremely squeaky floors upstairs and an hair salon downstairs which never had staff when I wanted an haircut is empty and up for lease.

DanTheMan

01-05-15, 12:10

Dear friends,

The second place located in level 2/ 56 Leeds St Footscray but it is very strange no shop name in it and no phone number yet, I went to upper level a lady reception called Jenni in there also the owner and masseur, I ask why no name for the shop, she said she is the new owner for the place not yet have name on it. Bring me to the room do very shirt massage almost wake me up, when I want left early she ask me if I pay extra she can do special massage for me, all thought she do the shirt massage but I like her looking middle age big breast, I said OK, but again very shirt hand job I didn't come out, she offer if I pay more she can do the bowl job for me, not trust her anymore, shirt place for massage and special.

So I tell lie to her I have to back to work for something important, I search from mobile for local massage shop a place call Life Care Frankston locate in 342 Nepean HWY, Frankston phone no:9770 2343. The masseur is a short Taiwanese lady only can speak Chinese few English, at the beginning she said she can offer special service, So I skip massage part to do the bowel job straight away, free to touch her body. Wonderful body and bowel job skill recommend.

The Fourth place I recommend a place call Massage Today located in 143 high st Thomastown phone no: 9044 9446, have white fully shaped nice looking ladies but they only provide bowel job and hand job not sex. Special service is perfect massage is shit.

St Kilda always the best place for fun, but can't find hooker in there in the day time, so the local massage shop is a perfect place for relax and fun, introduce a Massage shop called Sabaydee Thai Massage located Lv1/46 Acland st ST Kilda phone no: 9942 0607 as I never try Thai lady but is very disappoint Their Thai Staff is doggy face, They sent me to the city branch told me have nice ladies in there, where located in shop 4 A,101-103 LT Bourke st Melbourne CBD, a nice looking lady but can't walk properly left and right leg can't balance I fell guilty if she do special service to me, so I choose the other lady called Linda From Hong Kong do for me, nice clean place but Don't like the open roof, during the massage another customer come in the lady can't walk properly bring the customer into the other room, it is too noisy I want finish early pay the extra to Linda touch her body and she play with my dick and suck it. After few minutes I hear the groan from the other room, what an ass hole customer can let that lady do the special service to him, what kind of this people.

I exploded and left early still feel guilty for that lady can't walk properly. Not really recommend.

I will post more place for fun during the weekend.WTF is a "bowl massage". Also just because a woman has a dicky leg, doesn't mean she can't give good sex, or a decent handjob. I'd rather do a disabled chick than a fat chick any day. Its all about equality!

Cat Knackers

01-05-15, 12:42

WTF is a "bowl massage". Also just because a woman has a dicky leg, doesn't mean she can't give good sex, or a decent handjob. I'd rather do a disabled chick than a fat chick any day. Its all about equality!Sifting through the rhetoric and judging by the typos, DTM, I'd be guessing he went a bit dyslexic and misspelled "blow job", but didn't trust her "shirt" service. LOL.

I agree that just because a lady has a dicky leg doesn't mean she can't offer great service, and probably appreciates someone giving her a chance at the cash, too. Disabled ladies need love too!

Cat Knackers

01-05-15, 15:56

Really good review Cat Knackers. I would appreciate if you can PM me some more details about this place so I can go and have a try myself.

Thank youSorry, mate, but there's too many things wrong with your request.

1) I don't know you.

2) You haven't contributed anything.

3) You're not even set up to receive PM's.

4) Did I mention I don't know you and you haven't contributed anything? RTFF.

Cheers

Rocktronica

01-06-15, 02:50

Great review Knackers! Been trying to decipher this place. Obviously area is stated but tracking the number is harder. Been going through loca and having no such luck with numbers returning on different areas to the above mentioned.

After chatting with a friend about a review I posted about Gina, I decided to send a text to find out who was working since it was Sunday, then jumped in the shower. When I got out, I saw the text reply, saying Gina was in today. Perfect! I responded that I was on my way and would arrive in 45 minutes. I could not drive fast enough!

Both times I've seen her, she has answered the door in this little black teddy that gets me ticker ticking. She gives me a hug and leads me to the back room. She asks how long, I say an hour and handed her $150, and she promptly brings back $10 and sets it on my clothes, as I am already laid out and waiting.

We start out with a little chit chat as she strips, and I can never help but turn and watch as she does this, and I compliment her on such a nice body. She's neither skinny nor fat, and in my opinion, the perfect amount of weight.

Next comes about 35-40 minutes of pretty good massage, where she begins by straddling me and sits her weight down on my lower back and works my shoulders and neck. This was very effective for stretching out my spine, and she's good at putting some force into it. This time she was going a bit long on my back so I mentioned that my back was good enough and to please proceed to my legs. She immediately moves down and works each leg fully, including the occasional tickle that I live for. After giving me a good sturdy massage, she switches to very light finger drags all over, almost tickling, and makes a lot more sack contact to let me know what's coming after the flip..

TugMan

01-06-15, 14:37

Hi all,

First ever post on this site.

Took a train to the city last week (Melbourne), thought I'd take a look at some of the camping type stores in Little Bourke st, saw a sign for Urban Kneads. Thinking it was just massage I decided to check it out, not even thinking it was that kind of place. Chose the half hour full body oil massage, paid 50 bucks and was told which room to go to. In came a beautiful blonde, I think she said she was from Poland, only been in Australia for a week, very nice personality. Massage was OK, not great but then she asked if I wanted extras, of course I said yes. Cost 90 bucks for naked hand job, touching but no fingers inside. All up cost me 140 bucks. Not cheap but the HJ was great! Showered and left happy but broke.

That was my first ever are & t (at 54 years of age), now I'm hungry for more.

I live in Thomastown so I've tried to find some this side of town.

I've looked through this thread but can't find any info on a place in high st Preston. They advertise on locato, don't know the name of the place but they are at 630 High st PRESTON. Sent a text asking how much for extras, the reply was ask the girls.

Going there tomorrow, will let you know if it's any good.

Meanderer

01-07-15, 00:15

I visited a massage shop at 609 Victoria Street, Abbotsford. Its telephone number is 0406 301 688. It is open from 11 am to 10 pm, seven days a week. I haven't seen any advertisements for this shop in Locanto or the local newspapers. This place was suggested to me by BraunInc.

The shop is located in an apartment and so you can't see the place from the street. Apartment 708 A is the one you are after. When you arrive at the entrance you need to use the intercom to contact the manager to ask her to open the door for you. Key in the numbers 70822 and then hit the OK button to ring their number. Say you are there for a massage and they'll let you in. Take the lift to the seventh floor and then follow the directions to the apartment.

When you arrive, the manager walks you through a kitchen to a small bedroom with a large queen size bed and a massage table jammed into it. It was hot and stuffy in the room the day I visited. There were cooking smells in the bedroom. While I was being massaged I had to listen to a couple of people talking loudly and building works outside. The kitchen and the bedroom were a real mess and so I would give it about 3 out of 10 for ambiance.

The place is managed and staffed by Asian women. The massage lady I was with on the occasion I visited was Alison. She is an Asian lady in her 30's. She said she works there on a Monday and Saturday. In terms of looks, she wasn't unattractive (perhaps 6 out of 10). She had good firm breasts but her face was a little hard, in my opinion. She was friendly and made a genuine effort to give me a good time. I appreciate that. When she was massaging me she was smiling and from time to time, would give me a friendly kiss.

The cost of a massage is $50 for half an hour and $80 for an hour. After about twenty minutes of massage she offered extras for $60. I said this was too much and we settled on $40 for a nude massage with a happy ending. I'm pretty sure full service is available at this place, but I'm not sure about the price and whether all ladies provide this.

The massage I received was pretty good, I would give it a 6 out of 10. The happy ending was pretty good too. I would give it 7 out of 10. She was affectionate and eager to please.

Will I return? Probably not. It takes a good half an hour drive for me to reach this place and there are better places which are closer to me.

AussieGaigin

01-07-15, 09:23

MarioP

01-07-15, 09:24

I've have a similar thing happen with Mia also. That's why I stop seeing her. And read on another site someone else has too.

So that makes 3 of us. Makes me wonder how many she's done BBFS with.

Normally, I don't choose the FS. I'm quite happy with just the relaxing release, but she's quite insistent so I agree. She is a little firecracker and I've imagined this before, so I lay back and picture what's to come as she runs out and gets a condom. She returns, works a little to make things extra rigid, then tries to get the condom on. I'm not huge, but this rubber was obviously constructed for a much smaller snag. Mia gets the rubber off, then lays down and says "go ahead, just pull out before you cum". Honestly, I was extremely tempted. Little head is screaming "allfuckingright!" while the big head was yelling "hellfuckingno!

Big head somehow squeaked out the win. I remembered I carry one with me for the odd occasion such as this, so less than a minute later we're in-the-throws up on the massage table, standing next to the table, then finally finished off in mish back up on the table. Wet wipe cleanup, a bit of cuddling and fondling in lieu of more massage, then dressed and out the door I go. After her telling me off for waiting so long since last time, of course.

Happy New Year, and Happy Punting!

CK.

Cat Knackers

01-07-15, 12:37

Hi all,

First ever post on this site.

Took a train to the city last week (Melbourne), thought I'd take a look at some of the camping type stores in Little Bourke st, saw a sign for Urban Kneads. Thinking it was just massage I decided to check it out, not even thinking it was that kind of place. Chose the half hour full body oil massage, paid 50 bucks and was told which room to go to. In came a beautiful blonde, I think she said she was from Poland, only been in Australia for a week, very nice personality. Massage was OK, not great but then she asked if I wanted extras, of course I said yes. Cost 90 bucks for naked hand job, touching but no fingers inside. All up cost me 140 bucks. Not cheap but the HJ was great! Showered and left happy but broke.You should be able to consistently find nude+HJ for $70/30 min and $140/60 min. For $100/30, many ML's are giving the lot. Massage, HJ, BBBJ / CBJ, FS, and it would be a $40 tip that would take it to the spend you had. If you enjoyed it (and it sounded like you did), then chalk it up to the cost of your first lesson. Hell, one of my early punts in Melbourne on my own, I spent $140 for a young Japanese uni student, and I didn't get to see or rub anything! Haha! Mind you, I paid for an hour, but never even got to flip.

Read back through the posts. These guys are great about detailing what's the norm. I think you might even find some stuff about Preston. Just use the search function, and Happy Punting!

CK

Cat Knackers

01-07-15, 12:51

I stopped by and saw Alice yesterday at Club Temptations for a clean out. She also does private sessions that could be a little more intense, but she told me she's working the next 30 days straight, all double shifts (11:00 am to 2:00 am), so she's not taking any private sessions for another month or two. The private session is 30 minutes of nonstop oral pleasure, taking you through 2 pops without a break in between.

The one difference between her private session and at the club, at least my experience, has been one shot in the 30 minutes for $110 at the club. Shower before and after, chatting and room prep / clean up fill in the extra time to finish the 30. Unless she just views me as a good listener, haha!

Cheers,

CK

Calcio12

01-07-15, 14:42

Cat Knackers

01-07-15, 15:30

Hello,

I am seeking a massage (female) place on high street Preston or anywhere close. I prefer over 30's, but it doesn't matter that much. If anyone has experience in this area of Melbourne please respond back!You could try this one and report back.

FULL BODY RELAXATION MASSAGE-HIGH ST PRESTON -*28 OPEN 10 am to 9 pm, 7 Days per week.

Beautiful private Asian massage.

291 A High Street Preston.

PH 0404266749.

Good luck!

CK.

JayJay14

01-08-15, 04:23

Hi All,

For years I have been silently punting around the world and today I decided its high time I posted a review myself and I will do so from now on. It's time and only fair to give back to the community.

It was a slow day at work so I found the number of a well-known place in the CBD behind the library located conveniently near my workplace. I got in touch with the mamasan and she told me Tina and Miumiu are on duty today. I told her I was coming for a half hour and went on my way. She gave me the code for the building and I wanted to go up straight to the apartment but I saw the lift coming down and decided to wait. Mamasan came to pick me up and led me up to the apartment. I peeked over to the mamasan's phone and noticed there was someone asking if they do extra service. I looked away and chuckled.

She showed me to a shoe box sized room, fairly clean but it was a hot day. She called for Tina who came into the room and asked me to pay upfront $70 which includes HJ. She was tall with bit of weight, nice fair skin and definitely from PRC. I asked what else can she do and she said she's willing with more money. "Alright, give me the prices", I said. She responded by saying I can have everything (which I figured she means FS) for another $50. Here I was thinking whether it was worth it and then went why the hell not, I would have settled for a BJ as I was new here. I gave her the money and she started stripping. She had small boobs for her size and was not shaven as expected.

While getting naked we chatted a little and she asked me to lie down and she got on top. She said I look cute and started kissing me all over the place except down there. She started rubbing lightly with her hand and proceed to put on a condom and went on top to put it in. I stopped her and asked if she could go down on me, she got up and took another condom which I found odd. I asked her about it and she said pointed one for her mouth and one for her pussy. Not quite sure how to make of this but her BJ was pretty good and after awhile she took it off, slapped on another condom and started to ride me.

We changed a bit of positions until I finished while she was lying face forward. I had the strange feeling she was trying to stop me from going all the way in. She also did this weird with her Kegel muscles throughout which I found rather odd but it made it tight. After cleaning up, she gave me a quick back and shoulder rub and chatted till the time was up. I can say she was a little shy and needs some warming up to. She only works here on Thursdays and other days at other 'establishments'. Before parting she asked if I could stay for a second round for $70 all in but I gracefully declined as I had to get back to the office. Overall, 6. 5/10 but I will return to try other girls here. I chatted with mamasan before going off and I like her direct style. I have a feeling I will be besties with mamasan in the near future if she delivers.

Cheers,

Jay

Calcio12

01-08-15, 05:57

Long time admirer, first time punter. I am 18 BTW. Decide to take CK's advice and go for a walk on high street, on a humid kind of day, to see what's around. CK told me to try 291 a, so I thought why not. As I walk to my destination, I see out of the corner of my left eye another establishment close to the Council house and Westpac Bank. There was a 35 yo+ lady (Asian), wearing a backless dress, could see half her breasts from either side, just sitting at the front, behind the glass), on her phone. After pondering for a few seconds I decide to walk in. Greetings etc. It was so obvious from the start that I wanted a HJ, as I was pretty nervous (this was my first time) I asked how much for extras, she paused and smiled with a small chuckle and said follow me. From there I met 1 other girl (chubby, 20 something, 6/10). I decide to pick the older woman who was at the front of the shop. I walk in, she closes the door and says I'll be back. In the mean time I wasn't sure whether to stop naked or just leave my jocks on. It was kind of like that Seinfeld scene with George Costanza and that lady from the subway. Anyhow I lay on my stomach, with jocks, she walks in 2-3 minutes later fully clothed. Music on, normal massaging for 5-7 minutes. I whisper to her, so what about those extras? She she's OK sure. Turn over and from the get go it was hot. I was as hard as ever and she says 'wow very big'. Different techniques used throughout which was great. Lasted about 4 minutes lmao, but who cares. Cleans me up and says do you want more? I say how much? She says an extra 35, already paid a negotiated fee of 80. I kindly decline but I say maybe soon. Felt like about 10 minutes to spare? So we start pashing and she let me touch her everywhere bar the pussy. Time up, I say I'll be back soon. Haha. She states are you relaxed? I said look at my face, she didn't quite understand what I said but meh. Anyhow.

Cat Knackers

01-08-15, 07:30

Made some free time for myself around lunch, so I drove down a popular street outside the CBD for a change, to experience Lily after several friends recommended her enough that I wanted to have a go. I had actually called on Tuesday and was told "She works Monday and Thursday, but you should come now, we have beautiful young girls today". I declined, as I wanted to hold out for her. Well, Thursday comes and I have it all planned out. Shower and call at 10:30 am and tell mama-san I want to come see Lily, be there in 30 minutes. She says, "I don't know if Lily here today, but we have 3 or 4 pretty young girls for you". Drats! I figured maybe she was just late, so I tell her I'll see when I get there in half hour.

I show up and walk in like I own the place with a quiet hulloooo. Mama-san says come in darling. I get to the living room and it's just her and I. I ask for Lily, and now she tells me she's on holidays, "but Cindy nice take good care of you". I ask how long of holidays, and it's all lost in translation. I love these girls, so me thinks I need to learn more Vietnamese and / or Mandarin.

Anyhow, she starts the sell, but I'm not buying, telling her I only come for Lily and I'm determined to have her or go without. Then from the back, in walks Cindy. She's wearing dark rimmed glasses, high heels and black dress, and has long flowing black hair. The little man is telling me to slow my roll and not be so persistent. To me, this girl is stunning. She also confirms that Lily is on holidays, so I asked her name again, told her she was very pretty and said after I see Lily I would really like to see her. She sits down next to mama-san while putting on lipstick, gives me a big smile, and I walk out. Sat down in the car for all of 14 seconds, jumped out and headed back inside. I am weak!

Cindy is still sitting on the couch and mama-san is having a fairly passionate conversation with someone on the phone, and going about 47 miles per hour in Vietnamese. That's nearly 76 kilometers an hour for those here in Aus. LOL.

I take Cindy by the hand and say, "come on, beautiful, let's go" and she jumps up and leads me to the 1st room on the left toward the front. Now she's chatting pretty good, asks me what I'm looking for, as she shuts and latches the door. I tell her I like oral, she nods. I ask if she offers "no condom", she smiles and says yes, and I reply "I think we're all set, then. " As I'm undressing, I lay two 50's on the table, which she picks up with a pleasant "thank you" and returns to prepping the place. I may be different, but I actually enjoyed the transaction without any more discussion about time or cost.

She stands in front of the mirror and chats with me as I undress, getting wipes and tissues ready, and after I lay on the table, she does a fairly slow and deliberate strip tease. No panties underneath, just a bra. She has a fantastic figure, and only a tuft of long fur right above her button. Off comes the bra to reveal nice be / see-cup implants, and nice small nipples. As it's a bit warm, she wipes my back, bum, and legs down with a wet wipe, telling me it'll cool me off. Next, I'm expecting a little back / shoulder massage, but instead she leans down and pulls my ear into her mouth, and her finger finds my date! She doesn't insert it, but works it like it's the "little man in the boat". Nice.

After about 3 minutes of this, she asks me to flip, and she starts some nice hand play while she is licking / sucking / nibbling everywhere from my shoulder to my chin. I really wanted to turn my head and meet her lips, but just didn't get the vibe she was after DFK. I know some girls don't care to do that, and didn't want to take the chance of ruining the spoilage I was receiving.

This was very effective, and it didn't take long to get the little man to stretch out to get a better look at her. She knew it because she had both hands fondling the tackle, and soon was tongue trailing her way down the love trail. Nice ball bath, then some slow DT, but was a little quick to start going full bore. She's got a finger working my date again, only this time with her head bobbing vigorously, she slips in a digit now and then. The head bobbing was great, with plenty of suction and hitting the tonsils with every stroke. A couple times this made her gag, but she just kept going. By now I'm really building up steam and starting to relax, readying myself for the release, when she abruptly stops. I open my eyes and tilt my head up to check on her, and see she's opening a condom with her teeth and one hand, as the other hand is still busy gently stroking. I thought I was in for an oral relief, but she was intent on climbing abroad.

I start to adjust my position and she tells me "just lay still, I can climb up no problem". She straddles me and slides down slowly, until she has me completely inside, then whispers in my ear, "you have a big cock". I giggled and said she was being kind, that I'm not that big, but wasn't going to argue with such a compliment. She was nice and tight, and the sensation was great, even with the raincoat.

Now, this girl really starts going at it. She started out upright in CG, but slowly lays down on me while she's got a very good rhythm going. Quick, but long enough strokes that it's doing the trick nicely. All the moans and tight hug feel very genuine, and by now I have my arms wrapped tightly around her in a warm embrace, and only our hips are moving, meeting each other as the feelings intensify and she starts claiming she's cumming. That's it. I certainly can't hold out any longer after hearing that!

We both lay like that, catching our breath for a couple minutes. She climbs off and starts to remove the condom and remarks that I filled it up, then says, "no, wait, I am wrong". She has me look at it and says, "I thought this was all you, but this is mine" as she drags a finger up the condom and shows me it's soaked with her juices. NOW I truly feel proud! Ha! Happy happy joy joy! She explained that I was her first for the day and she was still very horny when we started.

Now, I don't care what anyone says or believes, it is awesome to hear these things and be made to feel this way. To me, this is great customer service and she cared enough to have the conversation, which many a ML doesn't bother. I personally think it was all genuine and we actually had a connection in the moment.

Great punt since I hadn't read anything about Cindy. The deed was done in under 20 minutes, so she gave me a decent massage, working her thumbs along my spine, and having a nice relaxing conversation about work and life, and generalities to fill up the remaining time.

Here's a tip to start things off on a positive note with this lady.

Before I begin, let me say this lady is very pretty AND has a great figure, obviously takes care of herself and takes pride in her appearance. She is very well proportioned, with nothing big on her. Nice firm derriere, nice spadge, thin tight tummy, and ample breasts. Not big, but more than a mouthful. She told me she wishes her butt was bigger, but I had to disagree. She doesn't cake on the makeup to hide things, and her lipstick isn't overpowering. Get the picture? Ok.

During our chat, she turned the conversation to her body and said I was the only man she can remember to call her beautiful, and to compliment her on having a pretty face. She said the guys that come see her don't say anything until she strips down, then say what a nice figure she has. She claims she must not be pretty because no one ever tells her that, and the compliments about her body only make her feel a little more self conscious about her looks when she's fully clothed. Now, I'm paraphrasing a bit, but I'm sure you're all picking up what I'm putting down, right?

Fellas, tell her she's beautiful or pretty when you meet her. This is easy, because she is. Complimenting her looks will go much further toward your enjoyment than saying a word about her body. She knows she has a nice body because she hears that from every punter that lays on the table. And be nice to her!

My two cents.

Happy punting!

CK

IsgCasper

01-08-15, 09:15

Tauto08

01-08-15, 12:44

I saw Tina 8/1 , Thee worst punt I've had in 20 yrs!! Couldn't touch her anywhere, changed condom 3 times and I still wasn't hard. I touch her on the pussy with my thumb and she jumped off the bed and wiped my hand with a tissue # A girl in the business who likes the money but can't stand having sex with strangers. But things did improve, I terminated the booking and advised the mamasan of my dissatisfaction and she into'the me to Miumiu. Now here was a horse of a different colour. I only had $70 left so she offered FS for 20 min. Miumiu was enthusiastic, we established boundary's, no DATY (which was her loss) but light kissing. She is a cute girl with a lovely butt and puppies. After a tender CBJ she climbed aboard for some serious cowgirl, when she tired we switched to doggie and I pumped her tight pussy for all my worth. Huge GFE potential.

WIR? Yes please! She's going on holiday but will be back in March for her studies.

OnlyAGame

01-08-15, 13:58

Hello,

I am seeking a massage (female) place on high street Preston or anywhere close. I prefer over 30's, but it doesn't matter that much. If anyone has experience in this area of Melbourne please respond back!High Street Preston has just about the highest concentration of massage shops in Melbourne. Have you actually been out and had a look?

OnlyAGame

01-08-15, 14:03

Cat Knackers

01-08-15, 14:13

Is this girl Vietnamese with big tits, a funny nose and makes a lot of noise when she fucks?Yes, that sounds about right. She talks with a bit of a lip, too. Seems to clench her jaw a lot when she talks. Straight black hair about shoulder length.

Tauto08

01-08-15, 14:33

Is this girl Vietnamese with big tits, a funny nose and makes a lot of noise when she fucks?Very much so, Bobby as Sandy Roberts would say, a total Nypho slapper.

Cat Knackers

01-08-15, 15:13

She states are you relaxed? I said look at my faceGreat job, Calcio! Welcome to what can easily become a pretty expensive hobby. Be sure to negotiate some. Especially since you're so young, I'm sure there'll be plenty of ladies that will highball you, expecting you may not be aware of the going price for services rendered. Not sure what all you got for the $80 negotiated, nor if you started out with 30 minutes or an hour, but I listed some common charges for different services in post #7972 below. Those should be on the upper end with the Asian places, but I've found some Europeans wanting more than that.

It's been my experience that the usual price for normal clothed massage is around $40/30, $50/45, and $60 to $70/60 minutes. HJ added for another $10-$20, BJ added to normal massage for around $30, and FS added for $50. Every lady has her own offers, and what they allow as far as touching and exploring. This may not only change from lady to lady, but from visit to visit with the same ML, usually in your favor the more you repeat.

The Seinfeld reference; classic! Each to their own, but I nude up and lay face down every time, and I've never had a problem anywhere. At the most, they may throw a towel across your bum if they don't want to see your ass, or turn their back as they ask you to put your chonies back on. As long as you're laying face down, I doubt even the most modest would get offended.

Nice report. Happy safe punting!

CK

Calcio12

01-08-15, 16:33

Cat Knackers

01-08-15, 18:33

Would anyone like to join me tomorrow? Message me! I was planning on visiting another shop. Never noticed how many high street, Preston actually has!Calcio,

I notice you are not set up for private messages yet. You ought to consider getting that done.

I can only speak for myself, but as interesting as that sounds, I have to work in order to support my hobbies. Maybe another time.

Cheers,

CK

Tauto08

01-08-15, 19:51

As a man stranded on the wrong side of the Bell Curve I always love the "you have a big cock " reference. I reckon even the late Edward VIII, a man with a notoriously small appendage would receive the same accolade!

Tauto08

01-08-15, 21:11

I've have a similar thing happen with Mia also. That's why I stop seeing her. And read on another site someone else has too.

So that makes 3 of us. Makes me wonder how many she's done BBFS with.How many cabs in New York City, how many angels on a pin?

How many notes in a saxophone, how many tears in a bottle of gin? Paul Kelly.

I used to see her at M'bin a few years ago, no shower so she'd perch like a bird over the hand basin and give the ol Money Maker a rinse.

Crusty

01-09-15, 01:41

Cat Knackers

01-09-15, 02:07

How many cabs in New York City, how many angels on a pin?
How many notes in a saxophone, how many tears in a bottle of gin? Paul Kelly.You are on a roll today, Tauto! I think the word we're looking for is "plethora". Ha! Cracking me up.

Your comment about rinsing the money maker reminds me of the girls I've taken back to my hotel in Singapore. I had a shower and a bathtub, and every one of them would put a foot on either side of the tub, squat down and give it a good flushing with the removable shower head. Ahhhh the memories! I am very happy I get to be back in Singapore in a couple weeks, just after a warm-up week in China where I will again hear my fair share of "oooh, you big cock!" ROTF!

Golfer48

01-09-15, 02:08

Meanderer

01-09-15, 06:56

I visited the Star Therapy Care massage shop recently. It is located at at 771 High Street, Thornbury. Its telephone number is 9480 2546. It is open from 10 am to 9 pm, seven days a week. The cost of a relaxation massage is $70 for an hour.

According to the signs on the wall in the massage cubicle, no sexual services are provided and you're supposed to keep your underwear on. I just ignored that and stripped naked. I don't mind if they don't provide sexual services but if they are not even going to massage my back skin to skin, then I'm out of there and they can give me my money back.

It regularly advertises on the Locanto website. According to their advertisements it is staffed by young and pretty students (aged 20 to 22 years) from China, Hong Kong and Taiwan. 'Everyday defferent' so the advertisement goes.

The massage lady I was with offered was called Anna. She works there on a Friday and Saturday. She was a Chinese lady in her 20's. She was pretty attractive to me (7 out of 10). A little overweight, but I don't mind that.

The massage I received wasn't bad (7 out of 10). After about half an hour she washed the oil off my back and asked me to turn over. She asked me whether I wanted her to massage there, pointing to my little man, and I said sure. Cost was thirty dollars. The hand job was nothing to rave about and I would give it a 5 out of 10.

I completely accept a massage lady's right to say what she will and won't do. She said I could touch her back through her blouse and nowhere else. I made no complaints when she set the ground rules and I didn't try to push it any further. But, as an aside, it seems really strange to me, being completely naked with someone, having your cock caressed into hardness, her playing with my balls and running her fingers along my ass crack, having her piston away on it for half an hour, and the whole time not being able to touch anything but her back. That spoilt it for me. That and her sour face. Did I mention she didn't smile once in the hour I was there?

So, will I return? Maybe, if I'm in the mood, I'll try my luck with some other girl there.

In passing, when this shop advertises on the Locanto website, it always advertises another massage shop, called Purple Star Therapy Care, located at 763 High Street, Reservoir. The phone number for this shop is 9478 3297. I guess the services here would be similar to the ones at the Thornbury shop. However this shop is open from 11 am to 11 pm.

Alvin Purple

01-09-15, 08:00

Is anyone aware of any activity going on in Geelong?

Since Amy closed down it has gone very quiet if not completely dead as far as the activites this forum is interested in. Several months ago the local paper reported on a court case that fined and closed down a sole operator. A reading of the newpaper report suggests LE got very interested when neighbours complained. They staked the place out and "chatted" to punters who were much happier rolling over than extending their engagements to the court case. I would be surprised if that is the end of the story but I have no ideas.

Based on what has happened here, PM responses are the way to go.

Golfer.Was Amy the Garden St one? Yes, shame that was closed down. About the same time the report was in the Addy though a bunch of new places seemed to spring up along Ryrie St. Tried the one near the cash converters and it was legit. At least on the first visit and the ML's were neither young nor hot so I haven't been back.

OnlyAGame

01-09-15, 08:24

Yes, that sounds about right. She talks with a bit of a lip, too. Seems to clench her jaw a lot when she talks. Straight black hair about shoulder length.Then she is most certainly the famed Coco formerly of Station St Moorabbin and Lightwood Rd Springvale all the way back in 2008.

AKA Bella at Nepean Highway Aspendale and the list goes on.

It would be easier to list the men she hasn't had unprotected sex with.

Tauto08

01-09-15, 08:28

Then she is most certainly the famed Coco formerly of Station St Moorabbin and Lightwood Rd Springvale all the way back in 2008.

AKA Bella at Nepean Highway Aspendale and the list goes on.

It would be easier to list the men she hasn't had unprotected sex with.LOL, love a set of tyres made out of that twat!

Supmam

01-09-15, 10:58

Stopped in here after work. My wechat contact had given me only a partial address on station st and I believed this to be the location. Usual issues of me not paying attention and feeling pressured to say yes. She watched me strip off my trousers (ok) and I asked undies on or off. Her reply was my choice. So I stripped off and asked for a leg massage. She spent a lot of time on my upper thigh with some casual brushing of my balls.

I'd not gone in for a handjob or anything else. Perhaps that's why she booted me after 20 minutes? Perhaps the last ten minutes are focussed on relaxing me totally? All I wanted was a decent massage. $45 down the gurgler. Great. F*ing great. Is this place legit? Probably. Borderline. But do not go here please. Do not go here.

Tauto08

01-09-15, 11:42

Ausmann

01-09-15, 12:45

Hi All, recently I decided to try and visit new massage shops to see and meet the different girls, was near Malvern and remembered a shop I tried to ring but could not get through, got address from Locanto and drove to the place round about 8:45 pm, parked almost in front of the entrance and walked straight up the stairs (the door was left open). One of the young ladies sitting playing on the phone soon stood up and ran to get the receptionist, I was told $55 for half HR massage, I asked who the lady would be and she told me a Thai lady, the lady who was playing with the phone. The receptionist took me to the room, she was cute, I asked her from where she was and she told me she is from Vietnam, I said very nice, she thanked and closed the door and off she went. I stripped and waited for the lady, she knocks and opens the door, as she walks in I say Hello, and she has a nice huge smile on her face, she tells me to get on the table face down. Right, she starts the massage real legit style and after about 5 min she tells me if you like any other massage please tell me early, I ask her what she offers, she says nude with HJ $100, since she did not have much of a rack I said ok, $50 bucks, she said ok, she massaged a bit on the back while really teasing me touching the little fello from the rear, then the flip and oh my gosh, the best ever HJ I have had, she even had one finger in my rear while she played with the little fellow and told me to tell her if I needed her to slow down, I did, she kept the pleasure going on for as long as I could hold, then had to let go, wow amazing feeling. She let me touch the body but a bit reluctant on the top, doesn't matter she really went to town with a great job. Her name is Nicole, Thai works Mon to Thur, 30 years, slim body, very friendly and nice to chat. Address is 161 Burke Rd, Glen Iris (close to cnr of Wattle tree Road) A bit on the expensive side but sometimes its worth it. Cheers, Ausmann.

LDSystems

01-09-15, 14:31

Hey all,

A couple weeks back I found an ad on locanto for an Asian uni student offering massage and FS for $150 for half hour. So I sent atext and got a reply straight away with an address and organised for a time later that night.

Her body in the pictures were real, a 7/10, face was a 3/10. She asked for the $150 straight up and told me to undress and lay down on the bed. She then put on some "mood music" and kept on talking into her phone, which I thought was odd. She undressed, told me that she hadn't done this in a a while, and knelt next to me and shoved her breasts into my mouth, and started stroking my little fella. No massage at all, just straight into it. I didn't complain.

She then, gave me a CBJ and got into the 69 position for me to taste her. She tasted sweet. She climbed up on me and started to ride me slowly then fast which lasted about 5 minutes to which she then told me that I was too big (I'm 6-7 inches, so nothing spectacular) and that it was too much for. I went slower for her, and tried a few different positions before my little fella was starting to turn into a real little fella. The mood was dying, and fast. I had been there for about 10 minutes at this point and asked her long left, to which she replied "5 minutes". I said "at least another 15", which she didn't reply to but grabbed her phone and started saying something into it. Felt a bit suss, so I asked her to finish me off with a BBBJ and I'll go. She finished me off, wiped me down, and tried to have a chat with me, but because this was my first punt, I felt like I had chosen the wrong and the situation was dodgy (mostly because she'd reach for her phone every minute or so to say something quietly into it.

WIR? If desperate, maybe. But I'll defs be out trying this punt game again. And sorting out my membership on this forum.