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Samy69

05-01-09, 05:58

Hello all,

I wonder if 30 mins time is limited to one pop (and 60 for two) only at Bernd's? How about a BBBJ and cum and another fck which makes total 2 pops within 30 mins? What happens then?

Tomm Boyytoyy

05-01-09, 06:27

Wow great help Iseeu.

Thanks!

Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and Leonie are all discernible on the Hof web site, if you know what to look for. They've photoshopped in some fake wigs, but those bodies are hard to disguise once you've become familiar with them. On the gallery page, in the bottom picture on the left hand site, Leonie and Mara are embracing, holding hands near Leonies p*ssy. In the top picture on the right hand side, Babsi is just to the right of the stripper pole and Jamilla is the tall leggy one, 4 girls to the left of the pole.

Hope this helps...

Kingwenslas

05-01-09, 09:14

Hello all,

I wonder if 30 mins time is limited to one pop (and 60 for two) only at Bernd's? How about a BBBJ and cum and another fck which makes total 2 pops within 30 mins? What happens then?

Hi Samy69

The answer is that you have to pay twice. Yes, I was surprised when I found this out a couple of years ago.

In fact I was so surprised I went around and asked a couple more of the girls and had the same answer without any hesitation.

Kingwenslas

Gergiev

05-01-09, 12:11

Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and Leonie are all discernible on the Hof web site, if you know what to look for. They've photoshopped in some fake wigs, but those bodies are hard to disguise once you've become familiar with them. On the gallery page, in the bottom picture on the left hand site, Leonie and Mara are embracing, holding hands near Leonies p*ssy. In the top picture on the right hand side, Babsi is just to the right of the stripper pole and Jamilla is the tall leggy one, 4 girls to the left of the pole.

Hope this helps...

Indeed it does, I-See-You, very helpful indeed...

Point of trivia (or maybe not!).

The girls in the photos are all wearing their high heels...

Is this the case during business hours at the club ???

Gfe Finder

05-01-09, 12:21

Indeed it does, I-See-You, very helpful indeed...

Point of trivia (or maybe not!).

The girls in the photos are all wearing their high heels...

Is this the case during business hours at the club ???

Every time I've been there, yes.

Ace Montana

05-01-09, 14:28

Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, and Leonie are all discernible on the Hof web site, if you know what to look for. They've photoshopped in some fake wigs, but those bodies are hard to disguise once you've become familiar with them. On the gallery page, in the bottom picture on the left hand site, Leonie and Mara are embracing, holding hands near Leonies p*ssy. In the top picture on the right hand side, Babsi is just to the right of the stripper pole and Jamilla is the tall leggy one, 4 girls to the left of the pole.

Hope this helps...No Babsi on the pics. This was Kim, who isn't at Bernds anymore.

Excess

05-02-09, 19:35

Have been out of touch for awhile - got to work off the entry fees some time.

On Catalyst's below - much below par report on the Rita and Tanya tag team, allow me to put in my 2 cents worth.

I do not have either lady on my Bernd's dance card and have done so for several years. Had a rather uninspired session from both separately and choose not to repeat. Ms. T in particular inspite of withering looks and much pussy rubbing by her during visits as she senses that I will not lift my towel with her . As some have observed their work quota isn't as large as some others and this may provide some confirmation. I do know that both have some very regular guests that make sure that they date these girls. I have observed both R & T entertaining in the glass room together while I waited with 'Another' on the sofa in the room for work bench space.

There was some mild girl on girl action but not to the level that other Bernd's ladies can and do reach.

With regards to CIM, a couple of girls at Bernd's have not done this in the past. They are no longer at Bernd's. I do understand that it is not compulsory on the girl's part, but at Bernd's it is so much part of the furniture (and the couch introductory get-to-know-you BBBJ session) that it is virtually a given.

As for the euro 70 entry fee, I can cope with this. One CIM session at Bernd's and you are 30 Euros ahead of just about every other FKK's entry plus one session and CIM cost.

Just some observations.

E.

What nonsense!

Both, Rita and Tanya, do offer CIM.

Maybe the problem was not on the side of the two girls, but on side of the involved guy?

Meindorfer

Ace Montana

05-02-09, 20:11

I love to do threesomes at Bernds, but I always choose 2 girls who match best. So you have different choices:

Katja/Mara
Mara/Babsi
Mara/Svenja
Babsi/Debbie
Mara/Sandra (massage)
Babsi/Sandra (massage)
Babsi/Jenny

are probably the best teams IMO

Sorry, but no one should take CIM for a given. Even the Bernds stars are not doing CIM with every guest.

I personally don't care too much about CIM; if a girls wants me to cum in her mouth I'm ok with, but I don't ask for it.

Gergiev

05-03-09, 19:39

Every time I've been there, yes.

Seems to be compulsory alright.

Here's a quote from "another place"...

"There are several rules in this club for the women. The most hated of
which is that they have to wear high heels at all times. Since most of
them work 11 hour shifts, they often complain privately about hurting
feet."

Gfe Finder

05-03-09, 20:20

Ace Montana

05-03-09, 22:31

Seems to be compulsory alright.

Here's a quote from "another place".

"There are several rules in this club for the women. The most hated of which is that they have to wear high heels at all times. Since most of them work 11 hour shifts, they often complain privately about hurting feet. "How are high heels defined?

Mara and Babsi often wear shoes with only small heels (approx. 3 cm). Djamila often wears just slippers.

BTW, in every club there are rules the girls must obey.

Ace Montana

05-03-09, 22:36

How do threesomes with Sandra work? I assume you'd simply have to clear it with both girls beforehand, correct? And would the 3rd girl join Sandra in massaging you as well?When I make the appointment with Sandra I ask her to choose a second girl. For me she usually chooses Mara or Babsi. Sandra reserves the room upstairs for us, we start with massage and a few minutes later the second girl shows up. From that moment there is no massage anymore, just sex.

Iseeu

05-03-09, 22:47

Seems to be compulsory alright.

Here's a quote from "another place"...

"There are several rules in this club for the women. The most hated of
which is that they have to wear high heels at all times. Since most of
them work 11 hour shifts, they often complain privately about hurting
feet."
Here's a tip- I've found that a foot massage is always a great opening salvo and very much appreciated.

Iseeu

05-03-09, 22:51

Gergiev

05-04-09, 02:33

Here's a tip- I've found that a foot massage is always a great opening salvo and very much appreciated.

Good tip, Iseeu...

Although, given what gets written here it doesn't look like their shoes stay on for any great length of time, anyway :)

Gergiev

05-04-09, 03:07

Just reading up about Bernd's on various forums today and it reads like a very interesting tale.

Seems to go something like this...

Guy has an idea probably based on how he would like the ideal sex club to be.

So he converts the basement of his house into a club and opens the doors.

Charges an all-in fee for the use of premises and facilities, all drinks including alcohol and provides good and plentiful food, available all day.

Sets a very high standard of service from the girls including not "hitting on" potential customers.

Stipulates girls to be nude at all times and wearing the aforementioned high-heels to add to the sexiness and allure.

Sessions to be uniformly and reasonably priced and including activities that are normally charged as extras elsewhere.

Club only open on a Monday to Friday basis so he gets to have the weekend off and also avoids perhaps attracting a more "showboating" weekend type of crowd.

Place turns out to be a real success so expands the club by converting the rest of the house into a more substantial and comfortable establishment.

Rides on into the sunset and leaves his son in charge of a very successful business with both a staunch local clientele and a steady stream of discerning national and international visitors.

Carlsberg don't do rags to riches, sex entrepreneurial biographs but if they did...

Well anyway, unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure myself (yet!) but this is how I perceive the "Geschichte" of the place to be.

Anything to add or subtract ???

Ortos

05-04-09, 07:47

Just reading up about Bernd's on various forums today and it reads like a very interesting tale.

Anything to add or subtract ???

What about the personal biography of the Thekefrau's...?

Excess

05-06-09, 13:46

Quite accurate historical presentation from my readings as well, Gergiev.

To add, it seems that Bernd indeed was very strict about the high heels at all times in the club. In the rooms, some nameless members and posters still insist that they stay on. Since Bernd passed away many girls have gradually lowered the heels to gain extra comfort during the long duties at their work stations. Bernd was more or less the inventor of the FKK concept and added to it a total insistance that the customer could arrive and be virtually assured that service standards would be uniformly high and consistent. Fortunately, the family has carried on with Bernd's ethos and instilled it in the new hires that passed their 'probezeit' over the years. Lapses do occur but Bernd's remains the gold standard for service levels and a Shark free zone.

Bernd after many successful pioneering years succumbed to a heart attack - no wise cracks thank you, and ascended to monger heaven to once again do a first - the first FKK in heaven which awaits all good and serious mongers when they pass on. Only difference between FKK heaven on earth and FKK in heaven from reports is that the entry fee is waived and your towel never creases.

And so in that heavenly Pantheon of mongerdom, the sainted Bernd has occupied the letter 'B'. It remains a great unsolved monger mystery if the equally sainted Atta - demi god of all mongers everywhere- has also passed to the Pantheon to occupy letter 'A', or retired from mongering, or ??? If members are unfamiliar with who Atta was and the pivotal role that he played in this forum and international mongerdom, I suggest that Jackson be asked as he has the full post Atta disappearance story and for which we give him our thanks.

E.

Just reading up about Bernd's on various forums today and it reads like a very interesting tale.

Seems to go something like this...

Guy has an idea probably based on how he would like the ideal sex club to be.

So he converts the basement of his house into a club and opens the doors.

Charges an all-in fee for the use of premises and facilities, all drinks including alcohol and provides good and plentiful food, available all day.

Sets a very high standard of service from the girls including not "hitting on" potential customers.

Stipulates girls to be nude at all times and wearing the aforementioned high-heels to add to the sexiness and allure.

Sessions to be uniformly and reasonably priced and including activities that are normally charged as extras elsewhere.

Club only open on a Monday to Friday basis so he gets to have the weekend off and also avoids perhaps attracting a more "showboating" weekend type of crowd.

Place turns out to be a real success so expands the club by converting the rest of the house into a more substantial and comfortable establishment.

Rides on into the sunset and leaves his son in charge of a very successful business with both a staunch local clientele and a steady stream of discerning national and international visitors.

Carlsberg don't do rags to riches, sex entrepreneurial biographs but if they did...

Well anyway, unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure myself (yet!) but this is how I perceive the "Geschichte" of the place to be.

Anything to add or subtract ???

Firstinline

05-07-09, 21:02

I will be in Cologne 5-12 thru 5-15 and was looking for a little advise. I will not have a car but can taxi or train.

I have been to the FKK's in the Frankfurt area several times and always enjoyed myself. I have never been in Colongne and deffinatly want to try someplace new.

It appears that Samya would be the most similar to what I have experienced which I will probably try but in my research I'm thinking Bernd's and Mettmann are calling me but I am very open to suggestions.

They both appear to be difficult to get to without a car. Please advise if it is possible to get to them without breaking the bank on a taxi.

Are any of the other places that might be alot closer worth trying?

Some advise would be greatly appreciated.

Bukudala

05-08-09, 16:25

Took the ICE from Frankfurt airport to Siegburg/Bonn, the local to Hennef/Sieg, and a 13. 50 Euro taxi ride to the Hotel Reuter. Total travel time, including wait time between trains: less than 90 minutes. Kinda scary to think Bernd's is so accessible.

Got to the Hotel Reuter right around 12 noon, strolled around and was lucky (I say lucky because if I didn't run into Herr Reuter.) to run into Herr Reuter doing a food run. In hindsight, I guess the cold cut platter he had in the car was headed for the "Hof, " because it looked awfully familiar three hours later. It's not like there's a 24/7 reception desk, but for 35 Euro, including breakfast and a conspicuously clean room, who cares?

The walk to Bernd's is NOT three minutes, but more like 10, down Schieferhof and through a very scenic, suburban, and quite lovely German village, complete with livestock and school children. Just to think that the legendary Hof is located smack in the middle and all so harmonious. Have to love Germany. Now here in the US.-

Anyway, as a first time monger, I wouldn't recommend being the first one at the door at 1pm. Talk about being under a spotlight. As mentioned earlier, Bernd's is rather intimate, which is a polite way of saying there's nowhere to run or hide and we're all bunched together on two floors (the third, upstairs, is off limits unless you have company or want to see Sandra for a massage).

Babsi showed me around and introduced me to everyone. To my dismay, Mara was on holiday, but not to be deterred, I showered, got my drink from Connie, and gravitated to the play area downstairs. Everyone seemed to gravitate downstairs.

After what seemed like eternity, within five minutes I eyed Daniella who herself was a newbie. 5'5, medium build, late 20's, quite pretty, and German. Didn't want to commence couch action just to roll over onto someone's lap so we went to the first floor to fool around. Light kissing led to DFk, which led to a BBBJ, which naturally led to the zimmer. First round overall score: 8! Actually, 8. 5. 5 for her English; she said she used to work for a club in Mannheim so she got to practice her language skills with all the Americans.

The weather was wonderful, so I sought refuge outside with a vodka-soda in hand while I recovered.

Babsi told me Anna, who's normally in a good mood, was cranky so I had an "obligation" to charm her so who was I to not take up the challenge? Anna's well reviewed here so there were no surprises. She's a doll. Her English was as good as my German, not that it made any difference. Passionate, fun, and very sexual. Did I mention that there has to be a direct correlation between someone who DFK's well and performs a great BBBJ? Second round overall score: 9! Took away a point since I had to warm her up, so to speak. Frankly, would love to warm her up everyday.

Another vodka-soda, some of Herr Reuter's goulash, wondering why Connie has more muscle tone than I do, and went off to have a massage with Sandra.

Sandra's massage was good. Unfortunately, we had a communication issue. Thank goodness for Babsi who came to the rescue. Sandra's able to take full-service appointments, but she has a quota.

Babsi on the other hand was quite available. Again, she's well reviewed here so there's not much to tell. Personally, we "hit it off. " She's funny, experienced, loves sex, attractive, and well, everyone knows the rest. Final score: 10! Sorry Babsi, but Anna's a better kisser. Wouldn't want my 10 score to get to your head.

The downside to Bernd's is well noted here. I would take issue with anyone who says the women here are not to FKK standards, because IMHO, they have earned their reputation as the mother of all FKK's. Agreed, my visit to OASE two days later yielded a lot of eye-candy, but except for my session with Michelle, the performance would not even rate average.

Furthermore, I found the women at Bernd's very attractive. And the overall sexual ambiance cannot be beat.

Will I go back? Absolutely.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Gfe Finder

05-10-09, 01:03

I love to do threesomes at Bernds, but I always choose 2 girls who match best. So you have different choices:

Katja/Mara
Mara/Babsi
Mara/Svenja
Babsi/Debbie
Mara/Sandra (massage)
Babsi/Sandra (massage)
Babsi/Jenny

are probably the best teams IMO

...Jamilla+ Mara, Jamilla+ Debbie, and Luna+ Maya to the mix.

I would be remiss not to add Babsi and Katja to this list.

Mind Snatcher

05-13-09, 20:54

Ace Montana

05-13-09, 22:53

I have been visiting Bernd's for many years ad have always left with a smile on my face.

This time it was different. I had four good sessions with three girls, Daniela (1 hour), Jamila (half hour) and a new girl, Josephine (2 times half hour). They were all good sessions. The problem arose at the checkout. Josephine had put down both of our sessions as 1 hour each, which was clearly exaggerated, with the result that I was charged 350 euros. When I protested, the lady at the checkout did not wish to get involved. Josephine (easily recognised by the full-length tattoo down her back) stood by her story (although on neither occasion had there been any talk of extending the session to a full hour), and in the end I offered a compromise of 150 euros, as if one session had been one hour and the other a half. This was readily accepted. Still left me feeling let down, as I have never had problems of this sort at Bernd's. Buyers beware.

On the positive side, the upstairs showers have been renovated.It happens that some new girls have problems to apply the Bernds rules when they change from her previous club to Bernds at the beginning. There was a new girl recently trying to get some extra cash for CIM.

Either they manage to get through the hard Bernds school or they leave soon.
Having observed all the new girls at Bernds I am pretty sure that some of them will (have to) leave in the next few days/weeks.

Personaly I think that Josephine won't last very long at Bernds.

Tomm Boyytoyy

05-14-09, 11:14

Do all the cars come with GPS, or do you have to rent one additionally? If so how much does a GPS cost with a car rental (I am renting from Sixti based on advice from Basketcase.)

Once you pay your Euro 70 to enter Bernds, and you want to go back to the hotel to catch a nap in the afternoon, and then return towards the evening at about 8pm, how do you do it? I can't imagine they charge an extra Euro 70 entry. Do they have a band/card/something that they give you to grant you re-entry rights, or is this not a done thing?

I was told the women at Bernds are better looking than at Pussyclub Wuppertal by a recent monger that went to both places. Of course, he said service was out of this world for Bernds. WOuld you agree that the women although older at Bernds have better bodies and facial disposition?

Chinese co-worker accompanying me and is nervous. I told him Bernd's has no policy about rejecting entrance to Sudlander or foreigner.

Lots of tits and arse to everybody,

Tom

Bukudala

05-15-09, 09:48

Greetings TB,

Using any of the travel websites they'll give you the option (typically 3. 50 euro) of having a GPS on your car. It certainly helps.

As for the "come and go" for Bernd's, unlike OASE, they're pretty much almost a mom and pop affair. Don't get me wrong, it's still the mother of all FKK's, but it's nowhere the size and scope of OASE. You may be able to negotiate a return; please let us know if you do. The thought did cross my mind, but after my sessions, I needed more than a few hours of rest.

As for your friend being Chinese. Gee, so am I. I never felt uncomfortable, apart from being among the first on site and being my first time. I think my only label was "english only" attached to the appropriate spot on my body.

When I winked at Anna, she "popped" over and whispered her English was not so good, but it didn't matter. I had seen Daniella earlier and was obviously labelled a German challenged speaker. As I said earlier, she (Anna) was cranky at first, but not for long. Apparently, sometimes language doesn't matter. Neither does race.

Be horny, but be decent and respectful. If you provide a great foot/ankle/calf massage, your trip to Shangri La is virtually guaranteed. Love the look of envy from the other ladies.

Happy hunting!

Bun Biter

05-15-09, 23:02

Mind Snatcher,

Can you please describe Josephine (what she looks like)?

Thanx in advance

Mind Snatcher

05-15-09, 23:12

Once you pay your Euro 70 to enter Bernds, and you want to go back to the hotel to catch a nap in the afternoon, and then return towards the evening at about 8pm, how do you do it? I can't imagine they charge an extra Euro 70 entry. Do they have a band/card/something that they give you to grant you re-entry rights, or is this not a done thing? Tom

No problem. Bernd's is a small, intimate place and you can easily pop out for a few hours and return. I have done this often, for example when needing to secure a room, and there has never been a problem getting back in on the same day.

Incidentally, rooms were not easy to book this week as Hennef hotels seemed to be fully booked up, but by chance I found a new place on the main street of Hennef called 'Rotisserie Christiana' (not advertised as a hotel) where they have rooms with breakfast for 25 euros. Excellent value (but a bit basic: no hairdryer or TV in room).

Mind Snatcher

05-15-09, 23:25

Mind Snatcher,

Can you please describe Josephine (what she looks like)?

Thanx in advance

Yes, she is tall (5ft 10ish), longish blonde hair done up in a single plait, German from Leipzig, talkative with a very friendly smile, slim, and instantly recognisable by a patterned tottoo (featuring lots of dots) on her back extending from neck to buttocks. Also one or two quite small piercings in the mouth area.

I take the point about not such girls lasting long. There was also a new (smallish) Romanian girl, heavily made up, with spiky black hair, who kept eyeing me seductively but I had misgivings about her too. In fact she disappeared with an elderly gent - only to surface again some ten minutes later. This again is not up to the familiar 'Bernd' standard.

I was not only annoyed to have been ripped off (ironically, I had set my stopwatch with Daniella, and she definitely gave me a full hour to the minute - and it was great, but had not bothered to set a timer with Josephine) - I was particularly annoyed with the 'cashier' who refused to get involved, although she had taken the details from Josephine when we emerged from the room after what was obviously no more than a shortish half hour.

Marlow

05-26-09, 19:07

Fats

05-26-09, 19:56

..is now to be found at Finca, where the regular Germans took pity on a couple of American visitors who seemed to be spending the time drinking beer and not sure what to do...... and introduced them to her.
Jamilla took them on a circuit or two.
After that less beer and every man for himself.

Was this on the weekend? She has occasionally been working at Finca on the weekends for quite some time. The last time I was at the Hof (May 15th) she was there.

Ace Montana

05-26-09, 21:53

Jamilla was at Bernds last Friday.

Marlow

05-28-09, 08:52

back and forth it seems! Can't a girl make up her mind. Yes, weekend sighting sunning herself by the pool with those long legs and thoroughly enjoying all the attention.
Finca boasts a pretty good line up at present and my last two visits (weekend and during the week) the place was pretty full with lusty 'catch me if you can' chasing around the pool. In fact grabbing a sunlounger wasn't easy, they were all full with that annoying German habit of leaving a towel behind. Tentative removal of which might result in some Goth with muscles attaching my head to the wall.
The younger teenie Bulgarian girls don't seem to go in for this kind of fun, they think sitting around looking stunning is good enough.

Ortos

05-28-09, 11:22

In fact grabbing a sunlounger wasn't easy, they were all full with that annoying German habit of leaving a towel behind. Tentative removal of which might result in some Goth with muscles attaching my head to the wall.

I believe, sir, you have just revealed your cultural affilliation as British, for this war over the sunbeds is the classic Brit-German confrontation seen every day at hotels around the world catering to package holiday makers from both countries. God save the Queen, lol!

Ekliges Lauern

05-28-09, 20:59

Tentative removal of which might result in some Goth with muscles attaching my head to the wall.

We should be so lucky.

Vito Corleone

06-01-09, 01:32

We should be so lucky.
We are waiting for your trip report!

Mind Snatcher

06-01-09, 18:28

..is now to be found at Finca, where the regular Germans took pity on a couple of ...

Where is this Finca place and what am I missing??

Hessen Bub

06-01-09, 18:41

Where is this Finca place and what am I missing??

What you are missing? In my opinion not to much. Finca is at Dierdorf (http://maps.google.de/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=de&geocode=&q=dierdorf&sll=51.344339,10.415039&sspn=20.335781,40.605469&ie=UTF8&ll=50.518666,7.750854&spn=1.290542,2.537842&z=9&iwloc=A), at the "A3" Autobahn, between Cologne and Frankfurt:

http://www.finca-erotica.de/

HB

Iseeu

06-04-09, 22:51

(Continued from GT thread)

Now that we have established the pattern of essentially daring BC to fuck women he would not normally fuck, I nominate Babsi. Iseeu, can we count on you to provide a similar financial incentive for BC to fuck Babsi at the Hof? I’ll make a special trip just to see that.
The time: Monday, June 8th. The place: Schieferhof, Lichtenberg bei Cowschmutz. I've alerted the press corps.

It would be my pleasure to enlighten the boy on the delights of the Hof. In fact, as a poker player let me up the odds. I'll pay for 3 1/2 hour sessions. One with Babsi, the 2 others with an SP of my choice with the caveat that they must all be done downstairs in the "screening room" (the one with the big window facing the downstairs lounge) and must all end in CIM.

The screening room condition is not meant to allay any suspicion that he wouldn't comply with the CIM requirement, just so that we can all have some fun and get our jollies watching him succumb to the oral talents of Babsi, Katja et al. I'm sure BC will be happy to comply.

So it's all set, except...ummm will BC show up?

Iseeu

06-04-09, 22:53

(Continued from GT thread)

I do not know who Babsie at Bernds is but if she is a fugly even by the standards of the Bernds supporters then I expect that I am in for a treat for the senses let alone my eyes.
I think that you'll like her. Of course, not your usual teeny spinner. But I wouldn't consider her unattractive for a 40 something blonde- some extra padding maybe, but not excessive. A great lady, with a nice personality, great English skills, and one of the greatest BBBJ aptitudes in the world. And BC- she loves to swallow. In fact she often asks for it.

Yes, I think you'll fall in love:-)

And to think that I'll have a hand in bringing you 2 lovebirds together. Just let me know in advance so I can stock up on Euros at the ATM.

Excess

06-05-09, 08:52

Just before the kick-off with Babsi, do whisper into BC's ear how to initiate Babsi's tittie party trick.... but then again she will happily tell BC herself.

Have fun, wish I could be there.

E.

(Continued from GT thread)

I think that you'll like her. Of course, not your usual teeny spinner. But I wouldn't consider her unattractive for a 40 something blonde- some extra padding maybe, but not excessive. A great lady, with a nice personality, great English skills, and one of the greatest BBBJ aptitudes in the world. And BC- she loves to swallow. In fact she often asks for it.

Yes, I think you'll fall in love:-)

And to think that I'll have a hand in bringing you 2 lovebirds together. Just let me know in advance so I can stock up on Euros at the ATM.

Ekliges Lauern

06-05-09, 11:27

I think that you'll like her. Of course, not your usual teeny spinner. But I wouldn't consider her unattractive for a 40 something blonde- some extra padding maybe, but not excessive. A great lady, with a nice personality, great English skills, and one of the greatest BBBJ aptitudes in the world. And BC- she loves to swallow. In fact she often asks for it.

Yes, I think you'll fall in love:-)

Yep, to me, Babsi could be Susan Boyle's younger, hotter sister.

Iseeu

06-05-09, 15:39

Yep, to me, Babsi could be Susan Boyle's younger, hotter sister. I never thought that we could get you to use the words "younger" and "hotter" to describe Babsi. LOL

Just cruel, man. Cruel...

Wanking

06-05-09, 16:15

I never thought that we could get you to use the words "younger" and "hotter" to describe Babsi. LOL

Just cruel, man. Cruel...Man shes a fucking dog! She was runner up in "Britains got ugly women" contest!

Akibono

06-05-09, 17:27

Yep, to me, Babsi could be Susan Boyle's younger, hotter sister.

I think you mean younger, hotter brother.

Gfe Finder

06-07-09, 00:36

Present: Alex, Alina, Angie, Anna, Jenny, Jessica, Katja, Leonie, Mara, Maya, Rita, Sandra, Susi, and of course Conny, Edith, Jessi, and Rosie.

I took a couple of days off from clubs to catch up with some friends in Germany, and then headed up to Bernds. I got in circa 3 o’clock and had some lunch. Afterward, I went to the upstairs bar. Anna came in, saw me, and her jaw practically dropped to the floor. (About as much as when I told her last Christmas that it would be 5 long and painful months before I would see her again.) Thanks to a misunderstanding, she thought that I would be coming a few days later when she would be absent, and she did not expect to see me this month. Because of my slightly improved German, we were able to straighten things out and over the course of our day explain our upcoming travel schedules to ensure that in the future she would be around when I would.

A few things and changes I noticed since last time:
-There used to be a heart-shaped pillow hanging behind the upstairs bar, but no more. A new sign there says in part “Conny: mein Wort ist Gesetz.” Was this necessary? Did anyone ever doubt that her word is law?
-The new tile for the upstairs showers makes the area look fresh and new again. Be sure to use the left shower, as it seemed to be more consistent about temperature.
-Good news for Luna’s legions of fans: her name was still on the box by the check-in counter, so I presume that she’s just on vacation at the moment.
-It was very, very hot that day. Just like at Oase, the girls all seemed to zero in on certain rooms for sessions (e.g. the downstairs bedroom with the window) to deal with the heat.

I spent another hour in Heaven with Anna. Like old lovers, we sunk into each other and felt both a calming, relaxing comfort of familiarity along with the excitement of something new. This time her hands gingerly and delicately stroked and caressed my hair, and did so in her trademark electrifying way.

Afterwards, I spent some time recovering on the upstairs couch. I thought I was being watched. Yep, Jenny was watching me. She remembered me from when I went to Samya, and we caught up briefly. She is well-reviewed, and deservedly so: she did some great kissing, a blowjob on the couch, and then 69 in the room, but unfortunately Anna wore me out so I couldn’t come.

After dinner, Anna snuck up on me as I was sitting upstairs. Was it only an hour that we spent together? Time and my heart seem to stop when I am with her. In the room I told her I don’t think that I could come again. She is thankfully not the kind of girl to take no for an excuse and to her credit, after an hour of great sex I did come again.

Next up: a ½ hour massage with Sandra. She had already done 2 programs, so it was just a massage. She seemed to instinctively zero in on making my feet feel better which I sorely (pun intended) needed.

Later in the evening, the conversation switched to my efforts to learn German. While talking about learning languages, I casually let it slip to Leonie that I speak Portuguese. She’s not known for smiling but she sure grinned widely and perhaps some from shock upon discovering this! I wonder why she doesn’t smile more; she looks so pretty when she does. Anyway, she and I proceeded to talk in Portuguese for a while and in fact she wouldn’t let me practice German with her. She mentioned that she learned German to a passable level just a few short months after coming here (so it shouldn’t be that difficult for me.) Of course, she also had the huge advantage of being able to practice every day with native speakers.

I was about to go later on. I got up from my seat and ran into Anna coming down from upstairs. She stopped me, pushed me back into my seat, and sat herself down there. I acquiesced to all of this (not that I would ever protest such a thing) and we cuddled for a while longer, during which I was back in Heaven. We said goodnight, and both went to sleep and to dream of each other.

Gfe Finder

06-07-09, 00:54

Present: yesterday’s crew minus Alina, plus Babsi, Dana, Daniela (one of 4 girls who moved here when a nearby club closed down), Josephine, Samantha, and Tanja.

This time with Anna it was I who brought something new to the table. More specifically, before heading in that day another customer and I ran some errands. We bought some strawberries, whipped cream, and champagne as fun presents for the girls. They do indeed love it when customers bring gifts—I got many expressions of gratitude from more than just Anna! Once we got to the room, we propped the door shut with a couch (yes, this is Bernds and privacy is not the rule but let no one disturb our intimacy.) After our session, we snacked on some strawberries and whipped cream. I sprayed some of it over her breasts, and licked and sucked them clean. It was honestly the tastiest that I have ever had!

Sandra was not working that day, so I signed up for a massage with Gabi upon the recommendation of a customer. She asked if I had any problem spots that I wanted her to work on and I told her. Having done this, I must say that I’ve been missing out when Sandra is not here! Gabi specializes in some deep tissue methods that got many more of my muscles loose and relaxed.

It was still warm enough that I needed to head outside and catch some fresh air. Thankfully there are a few lounge chairs outside which have a shade cover on top. There weren’t that many people outside, which was kind of a surprise to me.

After dinner, I searched for who my next target would be. Jenny disappeared with clients before I could get to her, as did Alex (who BTW has a friendly smile and way about her; moreover she seems popular with the guests. I know who to add to my to-do list.) I enjoyed watching Samantha do a pole dance when the mood and the music struck her to do so. She must have been doing gymnastics as a girl; she could really work that pole.

From here it’s just a few more sentences to the finish line: I booked some more time with Anna to stock up on her kisses and caresses and to have something to hold me over until my return. We spent some time together observing Mara, who must have been exhausted as she was sleeping like an angel on the upstairs couch. When it came time to go, I got dressed, settled the bill, and headed back home to finish my German coursework.

Hutchings

06-26-09, 04:05

Bernd's website seems to have gone away.

I hope nothing similar has happened to the club!

Ace Montana

06-26-09, 12:45

Bernd's website seems to have gone away.

I hope nothing similar has happened to the club!http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/

Skristel

06-27-09, 11:13

Hi guys,

Does anybody have the train/bus directions from Cologne airport to FKK Bernd's, I know getting to the club is a little bit tricky. There used to be a ISG posting with photo's of landmarks to the club, tried looking but couldn't find it. Appreciate help. Thanks

Looking forward to a return session with Polish Anna. Hear Hungarian Monica is no longer working there, anybody know where she's working?

Just got back from Las Vegas (USA), mongering is mob-ish, Escorts to hotels, girl looking and smiling at bar thing etc. A rip off.

Germany is the best country for it.

Travelforfun

06-28-09, 11:20

Can anyone guide me how to get to the club with public transport from Central Cologne( dom) and what are the current prices.

Gfe Finder

06-28-09, 15:09

Can anyone guide me how to get to the club with public transport from Central Cologne( dom) and what are the current prices.

Hi guys,

Does anybody have the train/bus directions from Cologne airport to FKK Bernd's, I know getting to the club is a little bit tricky. There used to be a ISG posting with photo's of landmarks to the club, tried looking but couldn't find it. Appreciate help. Thanks

Looking forward to a return session with Polish Anna. Hear Hungarian Monica is no longer working there, anybody know where she's working?

Just got back from Las Vegas (USA), mongering is mob-ish, Escorts to hotels, girl looking and smiling at bar thing etc. A rip off.

Germany is the best country for it.

I believe that this post should answer most of both questions:

691153

Prices:
70 € to get in (can be confirmed at the new website URL which Ace Montana has graciously provided), and 50 € for each 1/2 hour. CIM and anal are not extra but should be discussed with the girl beforehand if this is your thing.

Skristel,

At one time Monica was at Samya under another name. She may be retired, but I cannot confirm this. I completely understand the interest in repeating with Anna. Please report back and let us know how she's doing!

Gfe Finder

06-28-09, 15:14

Just got back from Las Vegas (USA), mongering is mob-ish, Escorts to hotels, girl looking and smiling at bar thing etc. A rip off.

Germany is the best country for it.

OK, this is probably off-topic but I have to ask:

Smiling at the bar thing? How exactly does that work? I was there for a convention once and ventured out to the Chicken Ranch in "nearby" Pahrump. Let's just say I left glad that there exist places like Bernds.

Skristel

06-29-09, 08:43

OK, this is probably off-topic but I have to ask:

Smiling at the bar thing? How exactly does that work? I was there for a convention once and ventured out to the Chicken Ranch in "nearby" Pahrump. Let's just say I left glad that there exist places like Bernds.Thanks for directions posting.

What I mean't about smiling at the bar thing is that quite often past midnight I would find myself sitting at the hotel bar and a good looking girl also sitting at the bar at a little distance would look directly and maintain a smile for several seconds, the 'I fancy you smile'! After a couiple of minutes we would inevitably approach (I'm red blooded and hetro). She would then start a conversation naturally like a normal girl (girl next door type), my first thought are 'great' or 'I got lucky'! Then after a short while she would then start to enquire if I want to have a good time, then it clicks, she's a hooker! After a closer look at her arms, I usually find there are marks (maybe self harm or needle usage). I always walked away. Bye the way the quote is $400 for 1 hour. What a rip off!

I am relieved that Germany has a clean and economic answer for my mongering/hedonistic needs.

Basketcase

06-30-09, 20:06

What I mean't about smiling at the bar thing is that quite often past midnight I would find myself sitting at the hotel bar and a good looking girl also sitting at the bar at a little distance would look directly and maintain a smile for several seconds, the 'I fancy you smile'! After a couiple of minutes we would inevitably approach (I'm red blooded and hetro). She would then start a conversation naturally like a normal girl (girl next door type), my first thought are 'great' or 'I got lucky'! Then after a short while she would then start to enquire if I want to have a good time, then it clicks, she's a hooker! After a closer look at her arms, I usually find there are marks (maybe self harm or needle usage). I always walked away. Bye the way the quote is $400 for 1 hour. What a rip off!

$400 per hour is around 242 squids at current rates of exchange. Man at home I may only spend 120 squids for an EE per hour and maybe 150 squids for a agency girl per hour. It is a rare girl that I would pay 250 squids a hour and there had better be everything on her menu like BBBJ, BLS, anal, rimming, and she must be elegant, beautiful and totally dedicated to my pleasure.

With a FKK fuck it is 42 squids a half hour so maybe 84 squids a hour so a little cheaper than home but then you do not have entrance fees and the hassle of flying over and staying in DE. There has been a new wave of euros come over our sea and offer full services for 100 squids a hour now. Poles, Slovaks, Czechs, Hungarians and now waves of Bulgarians and Romanians are in my homeland cutting prices down by bypassing middle people and direct marketing via the internet.

Still I like Germany's FKKs and saunaclubs. I need to get to Bernds one day. It just has to be the right time.

Mind Snatcher

07-01-09, 14:36

$400 per hour is around 242 squids at current rates of exchange. Man at home I may only spend 120 squids for an EE per hour and maybe 150 squids for a agency girl per hour. It is a rare girl that I would pay 250 squids a hour ...

Still I like Germany's FKKs and saunaclubs. I need to get to Bernds one day. It just has to be the right time.

400 bucks is what enterprising hotel hookers charge or demand when it's way past midnight & there's no competition & they sense that 'its now or never' & even the local FKK is beginning to batten down for the night. Remember, BL or LBC, that Bernd's closes earlier than most and many of the girls leave around 11 pm. Best time to visit is around 5-10 pm & remember they are closed @ weekends & German public hols.

Hutchings

07-02-09, 15:44

http://www.fkk-schieferhof.de/Fwiw, bernds-saunaclub.de is back up now

Just in time for my triumphant return tomorrow.

Italy 1974

07-07-09, 12:10

Italia77

07-07-09, 20:40

Italy 1974

07-08-09, 08:14

It's hard to spot anyone from the back.

Italy 1974

Ciao Italy 1974,

I write in English so everybody can understand.

Have you seen any girl you mentioned in your post in this link below?

http://bernds-saunaclub.de/index_schieferhof_galerie.htm

Dominoq

07-08-09, 08:37

Is there any 18-20 year old's at Bernds? I have heard so much good about high standards at Bernds that i think i try it.

I have also question about food. Im pretty heavily built 230lbs sport and i need alot of food. Should I eat properly before entering Bernds or can i get along with the Buffet offered? I know that this is pretty personal question but if anybody similar could answer.

Many thanks for these great reports.

Rob Raunch

07-08-09, 10:23

Ciao Italy 1974,

I write in English so everybody can understand.

Have you seen any girl you mentioned in your post in this link below?

http://bernds-saunaclub. De/index_schieferhof_galerie.htmAbsolutely YES, several girls are there (even several at the same time in the same picture) but.

There is a reason why they are unrecognizable in the picture. Because they DON'T want to be recognized!

(and we, being the honourable mongers we are, respect that! Don't we?)

The pictures are a general impression (also different is that the girls work in the nude. As in ALL the time!)

I have been to in the room with nearly all of them and when you are a normal guy you will find something to your liking (NO, I did not mean licking. Although.)

Maya and Susi are not in the pictures because the pictures were made before they went to work there.

Lara is already gone with the wind.

At1974

Did you EVER go with Leoni? Because I am damn sure she would have ended up in several of your top3 lists!

GRTZ

Euro100

07-08-09, 21:35

Is there any 18-20 year old's at Bernds? I have heard so much good about high standards at Bernds that i think i try it.

No, not usually. There may be the occasional newcomer, who fits into this age group. But most of the regular girls are mid-20 to mid-30.

I have also question about food. Im pretty heavily built 230lbs sport and i need alot of food. Should I eat properly before entering Bernds or can i get along with the Buffet offered? I know that this is pretty personal question but if anybody similar could answer.

Many thanks for these great reports.

No need to eat before. There is always one or two warm dishes, as well as cold cuts (ham, salami, turkey, ...) and cheeses. Plus some kind of dessert. The food is out all day, and you can help yourself anytime you like.

Plus, if you do not like what you see in the buffet, then you can always do a session or two, leave for dinner, and then come back for more. If you inform them that you intend to return on the same evening, you will not have to pay the entrance fee a second time.

euro

Iseeu

07-08-09, 22:15

After 23 visits to The Hof since January I submit my personal ranking.

Performance:
Best blowjob: 1.babsi 2.maya 3.mara
Best fuck: 1.mara. 2.anna 3.susy
Best 69: 1.jenny 2.mara. 3. susy
Best team: 1.mara/babsi 2.anna/mara 3.jenny/dana
Best overall performance:1.mara 2.susy 3.anna
Best gfe: 1.alex 2.susy 3.mara
Best pse: 1.maya 2.susy 3.mara

Look and attitude:
Best body: 1.anna 2.jamila 3.mara
Best tits: 1.lara 2.anna 3.maya
Best ass: 1.susy 2.maya 3.rita
Best face: 1.rita 2.anna 3.jamila
Best social time: 1.susy 2.anna 3.mara

Any comment appreciated!

Regards,

Italy 1974
Hay Paisano,

I was wondering where you disappeared to. Been sending you PM and email messages which have gone unanswered. No I know why- you've been too busy at Bernd's. You should at least get Rosie to set up a computer connection for you there.

I've been there 5 times this year which I consider alot and somehow we've only bumped into each other once in all those times. I can't even imagine what 23 times must be like in such a short period.

Interesting list, but somehow you've left Katja, Leonie and Sandra the masseuse off of your list. But it seems like Susy has really caught your fancy (and Euros).

Not sure if my meager data from only 5 visits can match up against your accumulated data from 23 visits so I'll only post my top performer for each one of your categories.

Performance:
Best blowjob: Tie- Babsi, Katja
Best fuck: Mara
Best 69: Katja
Best team: Mara/Katja
Best overall performance:Mara
Best gfe: Mara
Best pse: Jamilla
Most orgasmic: Sandra the masseuse

Look and attitude:
Best body: Tie- Anna, Jamilla
Best tits: Tie- Katja, Leonie
Best legs: Jamilla
Best ass: Susy
Best face: Rita
Best social time: Mara

Comments? Challenges?

Iseeu

07-08-09, 22:21

Ciao Italy 1974,

I write in English so everybody can understand.

Have you seen any girl you mentioned in your post in this link below?

http://bernds-saunaclub.de/index_schieferhof_galerie.htm
Since, as Rob Raunch has correctly said, I'm not an honorable monger, I attached names to some of the pics in a post sometime this past year. Neither is Rob, since if I recall he assisted in identifying some too. I believe that the pictures were taken last summer so you could probably find those posts sometime back then.

Italy 1974

07-08-09, 22:37

Dear friend,

First of all I must apologize for letting your e-mail and pm unanswered.

I read it but I decided to postpone my answer because I didn't know if I would have been able to meet you at the Hof. And later on I forgot to write you that I couldn't make it.

Sorry about that.

As for my visits at Schieferhof 28, I must admit to have spent some time (and more than soma money there this year).

Though some visits were limitated to few hours in the late afternoon till closing time I really had much fun at Bernd's.

Regarding your objections about letting out from the list Leonie, Katya and Sandra, I must admit that Sandra is a great performer but I had sex with her just twice; too few to get a serious opinion.

As for Katya and Leonie I find Leonie too mechanical fro my taste and (I think you remember) I had an argument with Katya so I put her out of my "doable" girls; when I meet her at The Hof we just exchane a mere "hello" and nothing more.

As for your list I think it is not so different from mine. If you take Katya off Mara and Anna are the best girls. I put Susy on the same leve but basically I agree.

Please let me know when you will be back at Bernd's.

It will be a great pleasure for me to meet you again.

PS: yes, Susy cought my eye and my money. She is really great!

Take care,

Italy 1974

Hay Paisano,

I was wondering where you disappeared to. Been sending you PM and email messages which have gone unanswered. No I know why- you've been too busy at Bernd's. You should at least get Rosie to set up a computer connection for you there.

I've been there 5 times this year which I consider alot and somehow we've only bumped into each other once in all those times. I can't even imagine what 23 times must be like in such a short period.

Interesting list, but somehow you've left Katja, Leonie and Sandra the masseuse off of your list. But it seems like Susy has really caught your fancy (and Euros).

Not sure if my meager data from only 5 visits can match up against your accumulated data from 23 visits so I'll only post my top performer for each one of your categories.

Performance:
Best blowjob: Tie- Babsi, Katja
Best fuck: Mara
Best 69: Katja
Best team: Mara/Katja
Best overall performance:Mara
Best gfe: Mara
Best pse: Jamilla
Most orgasmic: Sandra the masseuse

Look and attitude:
Best body: Tie- Anna, Jamilla
Best tits: Tie- Katja, Leonie
Best legs: Jamilla
Best ass: Susy
Best face: Rita
Best social time: Mara

Comments? Challenges?

Italy 1974

07-08-09, 22:42

Hello Rob,

I have been with leonie three times and I always get the same impression: too mechanical.

I don't mean it were bad fucks but nothing to remeber.

I visti Brazil fro my job one time a month and overthere there are srious bitches that fuck like animals.

Leonie is far from that level.

Of course this is just my opinion.

Regards,

Italy 1974

Absolutely YES, several girls are there (even several at the same time in the same picture) but.

There is a reason why they are unrecognizable in the picture. Because they DON'T want to be recognized!

(and we, being the honourable mongers we are, respect that! Don't we?)

The pictures are a general impression (also different is that the girls work in the nude. As in ALL the time!)

I have been to in the room with nearly all of them and when you are a normal guy you will find something to your liking (NO, I did not mean licking. Although.)

Maya and Susi are not in the pictures because the pictures were made before they went to work there.

Lara is already gone with the wind.

At1974

Did you EVER go with Leoni? Because I am damn sure she would have ended up in several of your top3 lists!

GRTZ

Italia77

07-09-09, 01:47

Thank you to everybody that kindly answered to my question.

I asked just because I wanted to match the top rank list written by Italy1974 with some bodies. This was the reason to be honest.

I even readed that this club is closed on week ends, and the extra (cim + anal + lesbo if you ask for a threesome) are not extra charged, but you have to ask before to the girl if she likes them.

The club is open from 13.00 to 0.00 from Monday to Thursday, and from 13.00 to 01.00 in Friday, but you have to arrive until 23.00 o'clock to get in.

I've seen it's a small house, we are in 2 person, do we risk to find the club full?

In the primary photo clicking the link I posted, you see two black girls, one sit on the sofa and another one standing at the bar, are they in the Italy1974 list? Do they enjoy anal sex?

Danke shoen!

Iseeu

07-09-09, 09:17

I've seen it's a small house, we are in 2 person, do we risk to find the club full?

It's rare that someone is turned away from the door. If you're decently dressed, behave normally, don't smell bad and have 70 Euro, you'll get in. Busiest day is Friday, but even then you should have no problem and it doesn't really fill up.

In the primary photo clicking the link I posted, you see two black girls, one sit on the sofa and another one standing at the bar, are they in the Italy1974 list? Do they enjoy anal sex?

In the posts that I referred to, the tall one standing at the bar is identified. As to whether or not she enjoys anal, you'll have to ask her.

Iseeu

07-09-09, 09:27

Italy 1974

07-09-09, 09:31

I apologize.

Katja tits must find a place in the top 3. Let's say that a "special mention" will be added to the "best tits" section.

As for Leonie her tits are fake and her ass is not so impressive. To me at least...

Take care and see you soon.

Italy 1974

No worries. I've been f*cking busy too, just not busy f*cking like you've been.

Yes, I know that you're not a fan of either of them, but even if you never session with them, you can't ignore those body parts....

Ace Montana

07-09-09, 18:28

I even readed that this club is closed on week ends, and the extra (cim + anal + lesbo if you ask for a threesome) are not extra charged, but you have to ask before to the girl if she likes them.Anal is 50 Euro extra.

Mara, Jamilla, Jenny for example do anal if they feel comfortable with you.

And as you write: first ask the girl if she does extras like CIM. Because not every girl is doing CIM with every guest.

Regarding the photos on the site:

The girls do not want to be recognized and the club does not want discussions about the girl's names and the pics on these internet fora. There was such a posting by Bernds boss on Rhein- or Roemerforum a few month ago.

Some girls on the pics are real, some girls are fake and some girls are not at Bernds anymore.

The days Bernds is pretty full is usually on Fridays, on "Party" days and the day after a holiday. However the club was less crowded on the last few Fridays, which might be a consequence of the financial crisis?

Gfe Finder

07-10-09, 00:12

Interesting list, but somehow you've left Katja, Leonie and Sandra the masseuse off of your list. But it seems like Susy has really caught your fancy (and Euros).

Not sure if my meager data from only 5 visits can match up against your accumulated data from 23 visits so I'll only post my top performer for each one of your categories.

Performance:
Best blowjob: Tie- Babsi, Katja
Best fuck: Mara
Best 69: Katja
Best team: Mara/Katja
Best overall performance:Mara
Best gfe: Mara
Best pse: Jamilla
Most orgasmic: Sandra the masseuse

Look and attitude:
Best body: Tie- Anna, Jamilla
Best tits: Tie- Katja, Leonie
Best legs: Jamilla
Best ass: Susy
Best face: Rita
Best social time: Mara

Comments? Challenges?

I would say the following

Best blowjob: Anna/Mara
Best fuck: Anna
Best 69: Katja
Best team: Babsi/Mara
Best overall performance: Anna
Best GFE: Anna
Best PSE: Katja
Most orgasmic: Anna
Most enthusiastic: Sandra

Best body: OK, we're agreed here.
Best tits: Since Lara is gone(!) I'd say Babsi
Best legs: Anna
Best ass: Anna (watch her as she's leaning over at the upstairs bar as I did one day!)
Best face: Anna
Best social time: Mara/Anna

Italy 1974

07-10-09, 16:41

Good ranking.

I would say Anna is your favourite...

ps: do you know where has Lara gone?

I like those tits.

Regards,

Italy 1974

I would say the following

Best blowjob: Anna/Mara
Best fuck: Anna
Best 69: Katja
Best team: Babsi/Mara
Best overall performance: Anna
Best GFE: Anna
Best PSE: Katja
Most orgasmic: Anna
Most enthusiastic: Sandra

Best body: OK, we're agreed here.
Best tits: Since Lara is gone(!) I'd say Babsi
Best legs: Anna
Best ass: Anna (watch her as she's leaning over at the upstairs bar as I did one day!)
Best face: Anna
Best social time: Mara/Anna

Ace Montana

07-10-09, 18:57

Good ranking.

I would say Anna is your favourite...

ps: do you know where has Lara gone?

I like those tits.

Regards,

Italy 1974Parksauna Residenz in Lohmar.
http://www.parksauna-residenz.de/

Euro100

07-11-09, 05:27

ps: do you know where has Lara gone?

I like those tits.

Got married earlier this year. May thus take a break from the business. ... just a guess ...

Rob Raunch

07-13-09, 18:19

Lara is working at Residenz - confirmed!

Was at Bernds last week and there was a sign:

Brasilian Party - july 24th 2009
with Caipirinhas (a mastermixer will be present)
BBQ and the girls in mini-bikinis
(of course Samba-queen Leoni will be back from vacation!)

Trying to make it there but I am not sure.

(the disadvantage of work is that it takes a large cut out my spare time!)

GRTZ

Marlow

07-21-09, 09:39

Is it my imagination or are the 'guests' at Bernds getting older? Naturally I exclude Iseeu and myself who met up to prowl a little!
That was my impression anyway last Monday - senior citizens day. Until about 18.00 the place was sparsely populated and activity barely perceptible. Indeed one guy at around 15.00 lay down on the sofa upstairs, spread a towel over himself and went to sleep. At least tried anyway, the girls wouldn't let him insult them in that way, starting teasing him which he didn't like and gave as an excuse that it wasn't sex but jogging that morning. Hard to see the benefits of jogging from the looks of him.
But it was definitely oldies afternoon and I mean old and wizen and in defiance of doctor's orders.
The first to catch my attention wa Magda, because Madga and the only man (again apart from me) under fifty were putting on a performance downstairs through the square window. He was well over six feet and big with it. So at least I could enjoy my coffee and pretzel. Even better was to come later with Katja.
First though Josefine, dark hair and plenty of interesting ink on her body. Josy is a fine well built and firm girl with a sparkle in her eye and a very dirty wit. We had to go up the stairs as the oldies had occupied the other rooms, resuscitation in progress no doubt.
For Josey sex is fun and something to joke about but on the bed she was very wet and ready, giving head that was long and intense. Licking her was something she enjoyed to the maximum and her juices tasted good too. But she doesn't care for them herself, wiping my mouth with her hand before kissing when I had finished.
I love the heat from a tight fit and Josey was no exception, you know she is (maybe inspite of herself) enjoying it. She raised herself by wrapping her legs around my back so I could go deeper with long, long kisses. From behind she has the most magnificently curved arse and watching myself splicing them was very satisfying.
All in all a lovely girl and fun to be with, though as the time up approached and I got the 'Oh baby. come. come' hurry up offensive I was in the end of the opinion a standard number I could have had anywhere else.
Time passed and nothing much else on the move. This is where Bernd's comes into it own. The girls make up for it by misbehaving.
One who's name I forget, so bored with the lack of action, started an erotic dance to the canned music. A dance that become more outrageous as she crawled under the glass table and pretended to have sex there moaning and thrusting upwards. Then Rosie appeared and she quickly resumed her seat. Not that Rosie would have objected.
I went downstairs where Katja was giving a guy (not an oldie, most had left by then or had been collected by the home help) the eye on the stool opposite. She went over and with great showmanship began sucking him. Then she fucked him long and languorous on the sofa bench beside me, looking up to make sure I was watching. It was a great performance. She claimed not to have been acting only responding to a man who liked to do it in public. He showed no reaction to anything she did other than a presentably thick and stiff prick throughout. To me it was an act and a very good one for all of that.
Iseeu and I talked for a while. I learned he had been a clubber for almost as long as me and a wealth of experience outside German sex clubs. But his twice a month visits to Bernds I could never equal. His regularity does pay off, as many girls greeted him on his arrival.
So to Magda, she of the breasts so perfect God only gives out one such pair a decade. You can see her on the Traum Paradies website (red hair now blonde, a shame but....) as she has just left there for Bernds.
As the Germans would say she is 'correct' in other words good but efficient. She has a fabulously perfect body asks you want you want to do and does it. There is though no feeling to it. I checked back on the German sites and Magda in 2008 was a different girl. Now it seems she has lost that 'joy of sex' as a famous book title once ran.
Frankly I don't think Bernd's should charge 70 Euro entry, that is a rip off. On the other hand Bernd's is unique. But that quality to my mind relates to the 'off field' cavorting of the girls. They keep you amused on the touchline like cheerleaders in a way that doesn't happen in other clubs. They tease you , can be raucous and provocative like girls gone bad.
In the room itself you can get just as good if not better experiences elsewhere. The competition has grown up in the past few years so Bernds for me stands out as a club with an atmosphere no other can match, but the sex on offer.....well, it can be equalled.
Oh, and I left Iseeu grinning contentedly playing finger games with Katja on the sofa downstairs. Katja though had that look of a cat toying with her prey!

Jackyo

07-21-09, 16:18

Another vodka-soda, some of Herr Reuter's goulash, wondering why Connie has more muscle tone than I do, and went off to have a massage with Sandra.
Connie does have nice muscle tone.

I've wondered often whether anyone here ever took her out for a spin when she worked the other side of the counter and can tell us about it.

Jackyo

07-21-09, 16:20

I have been visiting Bernd's for many years ad have always left with a smile on my face.
This time it was different. I had four good sessions with three girls, Daniela (1 hour), Jamila (half hour) and a new girl, Josephine (2 times half hour). They were all good sessions. The problem arose at the checkout. Josephine had put down both of our sessions as 1 hour each, which was clearly exaggerated, with the result that I was charged 350 euros. When I protested, the lady at the checkout did not wish to get involved. Josephine (easily recognised by the full-length tattoo down her back) stood by her story (although on neither occasion had there been any talk of extending the session to a full hour), and in the end I offered a compromise of 150 euros, as if one session had been one hour and the other a half. This was readily accepted. Still left me feeling let down, as I have never had problems of this sort at Bernd's. Buyers beware.
On the positive side, the upstairs showers have been renovated.
... puts a chick on the outplacement list very quickly at this club.

Jackyo

07-21-09, 16:23

No problem. Bernd's is a small, intimate place and you can easily pop out for a few hours and return. I have done this often, for example when needing to secure a room, and there has never been a problem getting back in on the same day.

Incidentally, rooms were not easy to book this week as Hennef hotels seemed to be fully booked up, but by chance I found a new place on the main street of Hennef called 'Rotisserie Christiana' (not advertised as a hotel) where they have rooms with breakfast for 25 euros. Excellent value (but a bit basic: no hairdryer or TV in room).
If you mention to the Thekenfrau you need a room, they can arrange directly with Herr Reuter to drop the key off at the club. No need to leave the club at all. This, of course, assumes Herr Reuter has a free room.

Dominoq

07-21-09, 19:27

Bernds is a nice place. I liked it. Next time i will fuck girls in sofas public and COF or CIM them all.

I did Magda, who is a good old-fashioned adorable *****. She has big tits, which sag a bit and very natural and loving attitude towards sex. I really liked the way she handled me in BBBJ and doggy and loved the sex with and looked with her wicked, horny eyes. She could take me from behind for a long time, but i liked the time i had. I COB her and it felt very good. Then i just look around, but couldn reach the girls i wanted due to late arrival so i had only one session.

Herr Reuter is excellent with his Hotel, fucking excellent.

Fats

07-21-09, 22:39

I've wondered often whether anyone here ever took her out for a spin when she worked the other side of the counter and can tell us about it.

Does anyone else think a whip would be involved?

Ekliges Lauern

07-22-09, 00:36

... puts a chick on the outplacement list very quickly at this club.

[Truth Squad Mode=ON]

Actually, according to the original poster, management walked away and let him fend for himself.

Doesn't sound like they were interested in dealing with the issue.

[/Truth Squad Mode]

For those not familiar, this particular shark technique is known as "time banditry". Girl is a somewhat exceptional shark in trying it on the same monger twice in one day.

Marlow

07-22-09, 08:16

...or maybe she was right, who knows.

Jackyo

07-22-09, 15:18

[Truth Squad Mode=ON]

Actually, according to the original poster, management walked away and let him fend for himself.

Doesn't sound like they were interested in dealing with the issue.

[/Truth Squad Mode]

For those not familiar, this particular shark technique is known as "time banditry". Girl is a somewhat exceptional shark in trying it on the same monger twice in one day.
This kind of complaint gets taken care of at this club. If not at this instance, then eventually.

You can't say this about other clubs but given your very limited experience, you can't really say much about anything.

Next!

Henio

07-22-09, 19:17

....You can't say this about other clubs...
Actually, yes you can. You can't say this about all clubs but some. GT is one of them that has a quota of complaints and you are out.

Ekliges Lauern

07-22-09, 19:58

This kind of complaint gets taken care of at this club. If not at this instance, then eventually.

Mr. Snatcher reported the problem on the forum in early May. According to Marlow the lady in question was still there last week. Two months.

Of course, Marlow could be right in suggesting that maybe the lady in question might not be in the wrong, however Mr. Snatcher's story appears credible.

The club management fell down for not mediating the dispute. Mr Snatcher complained, management walked away.

You can't say this about other clubs...

Actually, there are many reports on other club threads of mongers taking up billing disputes with management and management intervening, sometimes in the monger's favor, sometimes not.

More than Bernds management provided in this instance.

... (Miscellanious cock swinging)

Next!

Marlow

07-23-09, 17:15

Given that this is an English language forum about German clubs, the chances of a misunderstanding is not unreasonable. i have yet to read such a dispute on the German forums, for example.

Also remember that under German Law the transaction is between you and the girl, not between you and the club. As those who visit Bernds would notice you now give the money direct to the girl, the management don't touch it!

If Bernds management walked away they did so probably for this reason. And also because if there had been any language problems they thought they weren't getting anywhere fast, and thirdly a unseemly row infront of other guests is bad for business....if that is what took place.

I would also add that it would be easy for a new Hon. Member to gain from this forum expectations beyond reality and think it's all included in the 50 Euro price. In general a degree of exaggeration and poetic licence must be allowed for on any sex forum whether written by men or women. What you read is not always the service you get for a fifty note.

Furthermore my experience from clubbing is that what is sauce for the goose is not necessarily sauce for the gander. Regulars I know at clubs whose opinions on matters from Obama to Michael Jackson I would respect I take with a degree of caution when it comes to their dream experience with a girl, how the chemistry existed, how she orgasmed twice (you get my drift) only to find that said girl was for me standard fair. They are either easily pleased or exaggerating...but that's sex for you.

On the Roemerforum there was a group of guys totally mad for a particular lady of a certain age and unlimited talent for the astonishingly reasonable price of 80 Euros an hour. I knew her very well as a friend before she tried her hand at pay sex, as a fuck buddy and total nympho when we went to couples parties and clubs together. But the descriptions written by these guys who paid to have sex with her were not the same woman. When I suggested they were going a mite over the top, oh boy, the vitriol....as if I had insulted the Goddess Venus.

Still as someone once said to me it's amazing what a 50 Euro note can get you in Germany.

Ekliges Lauern

07-24-09, 18:51

Still as someone once said to me it's amazing what a 50 Euro note can get you in Germany.

I think we can all agree on that. Wise words.

Rob Raunch

07-26-09, 08:13

Last Friday June 24th Bernds was having a summer-event: the Brasilian Party Although I had engagements elsewhere. Since no ISG-forum-members put in their names at the meetingpoint

I took it as my responsability to go to Hennef and check if the girls at the club obided to the rules and had a Brasilian-wax

Bernds doen't have many special events (carnival, halloween and one other event I believe) but when they do its always nice to be there.

This time no exception!

Now those of us who have been there know that the girls normally are totally naked! But at the brasilian party they were wearing mini-bikini's.

I know, I know. Some of you will think "big deal, thats normal in all the other clubs" but wait till you see Leoni wearing a white titsie-tiny bikini on here perfect milk-chocolate brasilian body. Or Alina showing her cameltoe in here yellow tiny bikini. Even Conny was dressed in the colors af the Brasilian flag!

Music fitting the occasion (downstairs, inside AND in the garden).

A young man mixing cocktails downstairs and Rosie behind the BBQ in the garden with enough meat to feed a small army (even "spanferkel". Suckling pig).

Samantha, who had made a lot of salads (nono, not the green healthy ones that men do not like) showed that her kitchen-skills were at least as good as her room-skills (how does the saying go? : men want a cook in the kitchen, a hooker in the bedroom.?. CHECK! )

It was "all hands on deck" at Bernds, there were 24 girls on the starting-grid and at the bussiest time of day (around 5pm) there were 37 male-contenders, the weather was good (despite expectations) the cocktails were flowing (but not ONE person got really drunk! , better than at some clubs where men just go for the free drinks! ) I would rate this day as a very good 9, 5 (on a scale of 1 till 10. 10 being all alone with more then 5 naked young women all kissing, sucking and fucking me! ;. O)

I think someone had forgotten to tell the cocktail-mixer (a 25 year old male which the girls thought to be very cute! ) that he was working in an fkk-club because when Katja and some of the other girls started with couch-action-till-the-end. His eyes nearly fell out of their sockets.

When Mara came close to him behind the bar and asked him if he wasn't feeling warm. "you can take some clothes of if you like." he got scared. VERY scared!

Had 2 (which is an exception) very good sessions with Magda, 24-isch, Polisch, 1.60m-isch, blond-isch, skinny-isch, natural E-cup (imagine Debby with BOOBS! ) She had worked at a lot of clubs but since a few days at Bernds (I certainly hope she will stay)

I was there at 4pm and stayed till Edit put out the lights, it was one of the good-old-days at Bernds.

Oh yes, nearly forgot. The brasilian-wax-check.

Mara was the only serious offender, showing here pubic-hair to everyone while dipping in the ice-cold-mini-pool in the garden (she must be a masochist! )

Have FUN! , Rob

P. S.

I was witness of a "misunderstanding" this day. A monger was massaging some girls a bit when a girl asked him to massage here back.

HE hinted a few times "will you be nice to me when I am nice to you? " and gave her a 15 minute backrub.

SHE was nice to him giving him an extraordinary blowjob in a room afterwards. But when she asked him for his key-number he was insulted prompting he gave here a massage.

Upstairs when paying at the end he was protesting so heavily that his friends got so embarrased that THEY offered to pay.

If girls want a professional massage. They will go to Gabi for 25Euros per 30 minutes (prob. Less for them! )

To expect a free ride for 15 minutes of backrubbing is a MISUNDERSTANDING!

GRTZ

Marlow

07-27-09, 09:19

so that's the meaning of a blow job......
blow your top at having to pay for it.
Was he native or English speaker?

Rob Raunch

08-22-09, 04:07

Visited my favorit club in NRW again last week.

All things normal, all things standard, all things the way I like them.

Some women on vacation: Babsi (back next week), Samantha, Alex? .

Some women gone. Jamilla joined Lara in Parksauna Residenz

Some women new. Magda (former TraumParadies. Her pictures are still on their website WOW! ) and a very new girl (nice, young, first day ever in the business! )

"The summer is magic! " is the title of a populair discosong well...

Went to the room with Magda (euhhh, twice that day! ) and I was very satisfied with her performance!

She got into my top 3 immediately!

This kind of natural talented girls is what makes the "hof-difference"

As usual, girls like Leoni, Alina, Debby, Mara. Made a lot of fun with the guests (always a good atmosphere when they are around)

Have fun!

Sabur

08-23-09, 16:01

Hi all

I have visited Bernds in May and I think now I’m Bernds-addicted. Really nice place to relax. Atmosphere is absolutely relaxing and friendly. Now bernds is my favorite club. I had sessions with Jamilla, Jenny, Tania and Alexa. All girls are very friendly and nice. Jamilla, Jenny, Tania have excellent blow job skills. My favorite is Jenny. By the way, does anybody know, if she is still in Bernds? I am going to be in Cologne next week and I want to visit Bernds. Does anybody know the line up of girls now?

Rob Raunch

08-25-09, 07:02

Hi all

I have visited Bernds in May and I think now I’m Bernds-addicted.

My favorite is Jenny. By the way, does anybody know, if she is still in Bernds? I am going to be in Cologne next week and I want to visit Bernds. Does anybody know the line up of girls now?Jenny was at Bernds last week (i celebrated my birthday in the club) so it is relatively safe to assume she will be there next week.

But you can never be sure!

Predicting the lineup on a certain day is even worse than predicting the weather!
Women change their minds very fast.

Have a lot of fun and say hello to the girls for me,

Robert (also heavily addicted)

Iseeu

08-25-09, 21:07

Some women gone. Jamilla joined Lara in Parksauna Residenz
Is this a permanent move? She was working weekends at Finca, so is this Parksauna thing a part time gig or full time?

I really hope not- she was one of my faves with those long seemingly never-ending legs and a true PSE performer once she felt comfortable with me.

Iseeu

08-25-09, 23:46

If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to save every day
Till eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you

Sorry for the delay in posting this report from my visit in July with Marlow. With summer vacations I’ve had a badly needed reduced travel schedule, but summer is almost officially over and it’s time to get back on the road to Lichtenberg. If all works out as planned, I’m planning to visit one day next week.

I had planned to get to the Hof around opening time after a morning meeting in Frankfurt, but the meeting was postponed to the early afternoon and the location was also moved to an hour’s drive south of Frankfurt. Sadly, work commitments override mongering (they also pay for it) and with Stau due to the omnipresent road works, I didn’t arrive at the Hof till past 5. I felt bad because I had made up with Marlow that I would be there earlier and had no way to contact him with the change of plans. I was also upset, because arriving that late meant that I wouldn’t be able to get on Sandra’s exclusive “enhanced treatment” list. Damm. I hate being an adult.

As it turns out Sandra was off on this day, so I didn’t really miss out on the most erotic massage in FKK land. Slow day at the Hof business wise with a number of the regular girls on vacation. On duty: Celine (new, former Finca, slim, natural B cups, pretty features, early 20’s), Dana, Daniela, Debbie (who lost 10 kilo while she was away and looks fabulous), Jamilla, Josephine, Jenny, Katja, Leonie, Magda, Mara, Rita, Tanja, and a largish MILF whose name I never remember.

Caught up with Marlow when I arrived. It’s amazing with our common interests that we’ve never met up before. Nice guy with a fascinating history in the hobby- he even met his significant other in a club. I envy guys like him who live a stone’s throw from mongering central and can just motor in whenever they feel the urge. We spoke about some of our old favorites and the pros and cons of Bernd’s vs. some of the others, in particular Finca which is his standard watering hole. He made his point that being a regular at any club opens the availability of best of the breed service at that club, which means Bernd’s level service can be had without having to venture to Bernd’s. We agreed though that the Bernd’s vibe and atmosphere is unique in today’s FKK market, and reminiscent of how many of the smaller clubs used to be.

We scouted out the 2 floors together. He had earlier enjoyed the pleasures of Josefine, but I usually pass on biker type chicks and she gives me that vibe. I had made a date with Mara for my final session at 10, and figured to fit in 2-3 sessions before that. Decide to try one of the 2 new faces, Celine or Magda. Both were available on the upstairs couches. Magda, who is very attractive, already has some positive posts written about her, so I decided to take one for the team and sidled over to Celine, who is also an attractive looking lass.

Celine comes off as a nice girl and pleasant to talk with. I think that she said that she’s originally from Persia, but left there at a very early age, has spent most of her life in Germany, and previously worked at Finca. I waited for her to make her move. Bernd’s regulars will recognize it. You know- when the girl re-arranges herself so that she can lean over on you to begin the DFK and BJ and enable you to roam with your hands to her nether world. No move. Almost no touching. She did DFK, but after waiting for some time, I loosened my towel and motioned for her to make her move, she told me that she wouldn’t do it in public, only in the room. Bad sign and I can only take it to mean that since Michelle has left, the Bernd’s training and initiation regimen has suffered. Unfortunately, the lack of couch action was not the only missing feature in her coterie of skills. Very poor toothy BBBJ that actually hurt, limited access to her p*ssy, and a pre-determined routine which she had no intention of dropping. It’s rare that I can’t turn a potentially disastrous session to be at least somewhat pleasurable, but after 10 minutes in the room with her, it just began to feel that we were both going through the motions. I decided to end it there, so I asked her to climb on top of me and let her build up a sweat riding me until I came. I have a new winner for my Low 10- My worst session ever in Bernd’s. With service skills like this I doubt if she’ll last long there, unless she goes through a re-orientation in her attitude and skills.

While I had pulled Sandra, Marlow had much better luck with Magda, and he came out much later from his session with her visibly pleased. While waiting for him I had eaten and gone downstairs, where I plopped myself down on the arm of the couch next to where Katja was sitting in what is usually Anna’s spot. I didn’t intend to session with her, just catch up. We spoke for awhile, and as usually happens when a naked woman is sprawled down next to me, my fingers began to wander, and found their way to her clitoris. That’s where Marlow found me to tell me that he had to leave. He joined our conversation for awhile, but then left with his eyes popped open and his tongue hanging out. Heh, heh. Great way to say goodbye.

Even while Marlow was bidding farewell, Katja and I didn’t miss a beat. Katja is the widely recognized and most proficient master of the aforementioned couch “move” and I was really enjoying turning the tables on the headmistress of seductive couch action, doing it to her instead of being caught in her seductive wiles. After about 20 minutes of mutual pleasuring she was beginning to lose it making moaning sounds and dousing my fingers in her juices. We had a nice audience built up too, ogling the action, commenting on the animal noises coming from our area of the couch. Flustered she suggested that we move to a room, leaving the audience behind. We lost no time getting there. She closed the door, laid down on the bed and motioned for me to continue. I did. She’s a screamer and boy did she let her lungs out. After she came down from her 3 (!) O’s, and I let her rest a bit, we had one of the most bone-tingling and wild sessions ever, the details of which are a blur now. I do remember a very long toe curdling BJ, a sensational 69 (another O for her) and me, porn star that I am, standing on the bed plunging into her with her ass in the air. Wow.

When we left the room, I realized that I had just 20 minutes left until my planned rendezvous with Mara . I showered quickly and replenished my sorely depleted fluid level. She was giving Debbie a ride home and they had planned to leave before 11, but when I showed up they had to change their plan. This has become something of a regular habit for me, ending my Bernd’s visits with the closest thing to a GFE session that is possible in the P4P universe. It’s just the greatest feeling in the world, to have this lovely woman, smelling clean and fresh, come over to me, meld herself into me, and pick up as if we had just been with each other 10 minutes earlier rather than 4-5 weeks ago. Makes a man feel like a king. We know each other well, have the timing down pat, slowly building up to an incredible crescendo. It gets better every time, the accumulated knowledge and familiarity adding to the existing mix. I wish that there was a way to bottle these times up, to keep these cherished sensations for a day, sometime hopefully in the very far off future, when our coming together will be a thing of the past.

Oops, got all mushy there. But that’s how I felt, sitting on the couch downstairs after our session was over, contemplating the last couple of hours with Katja and Mara. Leonie and Debbie were cleaning up downstairs while I had a last coffee. I helped collect the plates and straightened out the pillows. There are advantages (and responsibilities) to being a club regular as my friend Marlow very succinctly advocated. I just wish that I could just motor in whenever I needed a Mara fix.

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I’ve looked around enough to know
That you’re the one I want to go
Through time with

Masayama

08-26-09, 07:52

I had sessions with Jamilla, Jenny, Tania and Alexa. All girls are very friendly and nice. Jamilla, Jenny, Tania have excellent blow job skills. My favorite is Jenny.
Huh? You too? I was also at Bernd's in May, and I sessioned with exactly the same four girls. You obviously go for the best-looking, younger ones. (Although Alex was a bit "bottom heavy" for my taste.)
Jenny was my favourite there too. I regret that I didn't have another session with her.

Brazil Specialist

09-02-09, 13:37

2) The smaller clubs with necessarily reduced facilities and a smaller selection of women. The selection is limited but edited as the owner exercises a point of view on who should work on his club and what constitutes great service. Because there is an editing process at work, there is also more stability in the selection and you can return year after year after months of being absent and be assured you will see more or less the same women and not stumble upon a bad experience. This stability improves your chances of being able to create connections with them. These out-of-the-way clubs don't get many tourists and so have to work to retain their Stammkunde (or client base).

I don't doubt you can have fun in a type 1 club but for my money type 2 clubs provide more bang for the buck.

There probably are also two types of club customers, those who prefer one type over the other. Different strokes for different folks.

Actually, the fact that I can see a girl year after year turns me off. I like fresh young girls, and your description of type 2 club seems to be a club with lots of veterans who treat you right.

Anyway, some description of the FKK seems pretty alluring to me. Almost worth leaving Brazil and checking out a few of the FKK. Well I have some business to do in Germany anyway. But when in Germany I am in the bible belt in the south, not much whoring entertainment there, so I would have to go to Frankfurt.

The idea of all girls walking naked, and BJ starting right on the premises, and seeing others making out, sounds exciting, compared to boring Brazilian termas with girls dressed and very nice educated behavior in the public areas.

It actually seems that the FKK is almost cheaper then a Brazilian terma.

I usually don't go to termas in Rio, I like internet outcall agencies like www.karlamodels.net or cheap brothels that always have fresh young (legal) girls. I once went to 4x4, asked if they had anyone under 20 years of age. Result: out of 100 girls, there were 2 fat 20 year olds and 1 cute but tattooed 19 year old. And, of course, most girls have kids and it shows. And I cannot really check them out as they are not naked, and there might be nasty surprises once I am in the room.

So how do these FKK compare? I think they are actually better, except that there will not be the famous horniness of the Brazilian girls.

Another question: how is the etiquette? If a girl starts giving you bj, you are committed to stay with her? how far can you go to check her out until you are committed?

Dev Null

09-02-09, 14:34

If a girl starts giving you bj, you are committed to stay with her? how far can you go to check her out until you are committed?Given the fact that there is no approach by the ladies themselves I would suggest to feel kind of committed once you dump Mr. Happy inside a girls´ mouth.

Downandup

09-02-09, 17:30

Almost worth leaving Brazil and checking out a few of the FKK. Well I have some business to do in Germany anyway.

The idea of all girls walking naked, and BJ starting right on the premises, and seeing others making out, sounds exciting, compared to boring Brazilian termas with girls dressed and very nice educated behavior in the public areas.

It actually seems that the FKK is almost cheaper then a Brazilian terma.

So how do these FKK compare? I think they are actually better, except that there will not be the famous horniness of the Brazilian girls.

Another question: how is the etiquette? If a girl starts giving you bj, you are committed to stay with her? how far can you go to check her out until you are committed?It's not worth leaving Rio to visit an FKK, any Terma is better, mainly because of the girls attitude there. But if you have to visit Europe that's a different matter, I don't know of anything else that compares to a good FKK. FKK girls are very business-like, the first thing they ask when they come up to you is "Want a fuck?" Still the girls normally walk around naked so you see what you are getting, though I remember one stunner had a towel around her neck to hide her tits, no wonder as they sagged below her ribs.

Many girls consider even a kiss as a commitment to session with them, so if you start anything, you owe them €60 almost immediately. Normally the only public sex is BJ's in the kino, but you could check out the partytreff's as well, everything is in public there. Check out this site for addresses for everything German: http://redlightaddressbook.net/list.php

Iseeu

09-03-09, 01:11

Anyway, some description of the FKK seems pretty alluring to me. Almost worth leaving Brazil and checking out a few of the FKK. Well I have some business to do in Germany anyway. But when in Germany I am in the bible belt in the south, not much whoring entertainment there, so I would have to go to Frankfurt.
Not sure if I'd leave Brazil for this but if you're already in Germany, it definitely is something that you should try. There are some FKK clubs in the south, but you're better off travelling north towards Frankfurt or the Cologne- Dusseldorf area.

The idea of all girls walking naked, and BJ starting right on the premises, and seeing others making out, sounds exciting, compared to boring Brazilian termas with girls dressed and very nice educated behavior in the public areas.Wouldn't call termas boring. A room full of sexy Brazilianas all wanting to have sex with you can't be boring! Nice educated behavior?

It actually seems that the FKK is almost cheaper then a Brazilian terma.It is cheaper per session, but sessions in an FKK are shorter, there's little chance that you can see the girl outside the club like in Brazil and you have to pay an entry fee to get into FKK clubs which ranges from 30- 80 Euro.

So how do these FKK compare? I think they are actually better, except that there will not be the famous horniness of the Brazilian girls.
They're different but both are great experiences. I agree that it's hard to beat Brazilianas for horniness but you'll find plenty of horny for your Euro women in FKKs. I rate Brazil and Germany on top of the list along with Thailand and China for the best places to monger.

Another question: how is the etiquette? If a girl starts giving you bj, you are committed to stay with her? how far can you go to check her out until you are committed? Some fondling and kissing is permitted for the interview, but once the BBBJ begins (or you begin DATY), you're committed to the session.

Mind Snatcher

09-03-09, 18:25

For reasons which I explained in my last postings, I have not visited Bernd's as often as in the past - not since being overcharged by the above. Now Lady Josephine has been mentioned by a few reporters, so she is obviously still in residence, but not one person has actually commented on her performance, behaviour, looks or anything specific since my report in May. Given that she is very good-looking, I find that surprising: somebody must have been tempted. On the subject of how management handles complaints, I am hoping that they did take her aside and that she is still there because she has mended her ways rather than because standards of customer care have slipped. Therefore my request: please could we have a report or two on her from the regulars? Has she been ok and given good service? Will she become a fixture or fall by the wayside? And has anyone else been or felt that they have been over charged at this establishment?? Thanks & cheers, MS

Iseeu

09-03-09, 23:56

FKK girls are very business-like, the first thing they ask when they come up to you is "Want a fuck?" Still the girls normally walk around naked so you see what you are getting, though I remember one stunner had a towel around her neck to hide her tits, no wonder as they sagged below her ribs.

Many girls consider even a kiss as a commitment to session with them, so if you start anything, you owe them €60 almost immediately. Normally the only public sex is BJ's in the kino
Since the original question was posted here on the Bernd's thread, have to assume that the poster was asking about the situation in Bernd's which is very different from other FKK clubs. I assume from your post that you've never visited it since there are some inaccuracies:
1) Bernd's SP will never come up to you and ask "want a fuck?". In fact they're not permitted to approach the customers unless asked.
2) Most Bernd's sessions begin with some small talk on the couch, which leads to DFK, which leads to mutual fondling, which leads very often to a BBBJ on the couch. This sometimes leads to FS on the couch in the lounge.
3) All Bernd's SP are naked all of the time. If they so much as put a towel around their waist, management will say something to them.
4) A kiss is never a commitment- it's part of the pre-session audition. BBBJ and your active exploring of her intimate areas are commitments.
5) Basic sessions are always €50 not €60. You'll only pay more if you extend the session or ask for a premium extra like anal.
6) There is public sex everywhere.
7) There's no kino.

Marlow

09-04-09, 09:51

This from Iseeu -

She closed the door, laid down on the bed and motioned for me to continue. I did. She’s a screamer and boy did she let her lungs out. After she came down from her 3 (!) O’s, and I let her rest a bit, we had one of the most bone-tingling and wild sessions ever, the details of which are a blur now.

I think I just had a mental orgasm reading this session with Katya. She really knows how to treat a man and before Iseeu arrived (as I described) she gave me a 'private viewing' of her sexual repertoire with a Bernd's regular who has pornostar longings and always does it in public. Well, he was big enough in the only department that matters in porn.

It may all be a blur to Iseeu but I do replay Katya's sex on the sofa session in my head quite often. I admit to being sceptical about her. Not in the sense that she isn't as good as people say, but she is a good actress.

In fact that was the jist of the conversation we had while Iseeu's fingers did the walking. I meant it as a compliment when I said she had put on a good performance with the sofa guy. She took it to mean I was suggesting she was faking it and said no it wasn't a performance.

I then proposed marriage (Iseeu as best man in the best possible threesome). Can't think why she declined, said she had been married twice and never again. So I left persuaded as to her genuine enjoyment and convinced on reading Iseeu (who I am sure will recover from Katya motion blur before Monday).

Mona at Finca said something to me the other day which I think is pertinent to this. We were comparing notes. She too has been married twice. I asked if she was therefore disillusioned with sex.

Mona said this 'There is no such thing as bad sex, only bad men.'

Now that I think is very true and to my mind explained Katya's consistent talent....and Mona's too for that matter.

Marlow

09-04-09, 10:02

For reasons which I explained in my last postings, I have not visited Bernd's as often as in the past - not since being overcharged by the above. Now Lady Josephine has been mentioned by a few reporters, so she is obviously still in residence, but not one person has actually commented on her performance, behaviour, looks or anything specific MS

I thinkI did report on Josephine 'she of the ink'. She was great fun on the sofa, fiesty and combative and rude, all of which I like. I'm not that into girlies. We went upstairs as all the rooms were in use. Everything was fine, Josephine liked being licked and sucked and I liked the way she returned the favour. After about ten minutes of coupling like goods trucks in a station siding being shunted she whispered 'oh baby, come!' and started what Iseeu experienced with Celine - a pussy suddenly too far - in other words not making penetration that easy or willingly.

So yes, she is a time watcher and one of those gals who think a half hour session does not mean a 30 minutes sex session but ten minutes and then boom boom time and adios amigo.

Mind Snatcher

09-06-09, 15:48

I thinkI did report on Josephine 'she of the ink'. She was great fun on the sofa, fiesty and combative and rude, all of which I like. I'm not that into girlies. We went upstairs as all the rooms were in use. Everything was fine, Josephine liked being licked and sucked and I liked the way she returned the favour. After about ten minutes of coupling like goods trucks in a station siding being shunted she whispered 'oh baby, come!' and started what Iseeu experienced with Celine - a pussy suddenly too far - in other words not making penetration that easy or willingly.

So yes, she is a time watcher and one of those gals who think a half hour session does not mean a 30 minutes sex session but ten minutes and then boom boom time and adios amigo.

Yep, that kinda sums up my experience too. Punters may be willing to fork out 50 for 15 glorious minutes of steamy couch action & a quick bang (which can happen, inter alia, with the likes of Jamila), but being charged 100 for 25 minutes is decidedely OTT no matter how attractive the lady or rewarding the performance. Thanks but no thanks.

Marlow

09-06-09, 22:07

Yep, that kinda sums up my experience too. Punters may be willing to fork out 50 for 15 glorious minutes of steamy couch action & a quick bang (which can happen, inter alia, with the likes of Jamila), but being charged 100 for 25 minutes is decidedely OTT no matter how attractive the lady or rewarding the performance. Thanks but no thanks.

She's not worth a reprise that's for sure. The best sex whether you pay for it or not (but we all do in some fashion - mostly alimony!) is when you build up a relationship with a girl over a period of time. It has to start well and then build. In more than ten years clubbing I can count on the fingers of one hand the girls I would say fitted that definition. To adapt Churchill's words 'never has no much been owed to so few out of so many'!

My advice is forget it, keep on trucking or as Harold Robbins once said (to me) 'have enough and you get one that works'.

Mind Snatcher

09-07-09, 14:23

She's not worth a reprise that's for sure. The best sex whether you pay for it or not (but we all do in some fashion - mostly alimony!) is when you build up a relationship with a girl over a period of time. It has to start well and then build. In more than ten years clubbing I can count on the fingers of one hand the girls I would say fitted that definition. To adapt Churchill's words 'never has no much been owed to so few out of so many'!

My advice is forget it, keep on trucking or as Harold Robbins once said (to me) 'have enough and you get one that works'.

I agree with the basic sentiment but have also often found girls more responsive the second time round. On your first encounter (particularly if you are from out of town) they see you as someone passing through. The second time round they may try harder, as they realise that you could become a regular. But with most you can tell straight away (i.e. as soon as the bedroom door slams shut behind you!). Any more reposts on Lady Jo out there??

Marlow

09-10-09, 07:52

I agree with the basic sentiment but have also often found girls more responsive the second time round. On your first encounter (particularly if you are from out of town) they see you as someone passing through. The second time round they may try harder, as they realise that you could become a regular. But with most you can tell straight away (i.e. as soon as the bedroom door slams shut behind you!). Any more reposts on Lady Jo out there??

She will probably move on, her type do. I don't frequent Bernd's as often as I would like (that entry fee is a rip-off) as one advantage is the line-up doesn't change as often as in other clubs, so you can get to know girls there as Iseeu has so successfuly done.

And remember the girls do talk among themselves in private about us mongers. They do swap notes and give marks. Every one of us is 'filed' away in their 'databank'. You wouldn't know it because their job is to be nice to everyone.

As a woman in Californication said 'they forget I am being paid to make them feel good.'

The girls will know if you have been ripped off and sympathise with you. They no more like con artists in their midst than we do bullshitters in ours. Which is why I say forget it, move on, go back enjoy yourself, the girls are there to pleasure you.

And a footnote to that Churchill adaptation I should have said on reflection never has so much been paid to so few among so many!

Mind Snatcher

09-19-09, 18:53

Another disappointing visit, probably my last for the foreseeable future. The entance fee is the least of my problems: 75 euro as opposed to 65 at Oase, 75 at Palace, and here you can fill up with beer & whisky and a wider selection of food. But as you say, the same old faces and ... as an attempt to liven things up, they had organised a very German Currywurst-eating competition which involved installing a caravan in the (tiny) garden, leaving nowhere to relax as the menfolk were trying to down the (not exactly tempting-looking) sausages and the girls appeared to be placing bets as to who would hold out longest. Moved on to a disappointing session with Daniella, who appeared completely uninterested (although I recall that I had had good experiences with her in the past, but that was when she was new to the establishment). We definitely didn't click this time. Drowned my sorrows in the plentiful free booze & left. Noted in passing that Josephine was still there, but no one seemed to be doing much business on that day ... which makes one wonder why they bother organising (of all things) a sausage-eating competition. Apparently it was water-melons last week.

Meindorfer

09-19-09, 22:50

but no one seemed to be doing much business on that day ... I was there the same day and had three very good sessions.

Good mood and many guests.

From 6 pm to 11 pm were all girls non-stop busy and it was hard for me and my girls to find a free room.

M.

Gfe Finder

09-20-09, 00:41

Another disappointing visit, probably my last for the foreseeable future. The entance fee is the least of my problems: 75 euro as opposed to 65 at Oase, 75 at Palace, and here you can fill up with beer & whisky and a wider selection of food.

Did they raise the price? I was there earlier that week and paid 70 Euros, and the website still says that the entrance is 70 Euros.

Mind Snatcher

09-20-09, 20:35

Did they raise the price? I was there earlier that week and paid 70 Euros, and the website still says that the entrance is 70 Euros.

You are right, it's still 70 euros, which makes it even more of a bargain compared to Palace, World & Oase. I can't understand why people say they are put off by the high price of the Hof. The same kind of food would cost you 15€ in a restaurant, and three beers & two whiskys more like 20€ incl. tips so your are paying just 35€ for the eye candy.

Iseeu

09-20-09, 20:36

Did they raise the price? I was there earlier that week and paid 70 Euros, and the website still says that the entrance is 70 Euros.
I was there this past Wednesday and paid 70 Euro to enter. It's 40 more than Acapulco, 20 more than GT, 5 more than Oase, 5 less than Palace, and 10 less than Artemis. I limit my alcohol while mongering,so I don't drink my fill of the 70 Euro and I'm also not a big fan of bufet food. Should we be getting more for 70 Euro entry? Sure. Is that the main consideration for deciding which club to visit regularly? No way. It's way down on the the list of criteria.

Here's the main criteria: Was there for 6 and a half hours and managed to get a massage+++ from Sandra (nothing like a massage in any other FKK club) and 3 great sessions; Susie ( a revenge f*ck for my Italian paisano doing my girl behind my back. LOL), Magda (who has earned a coveted place on my short list after inducing my 3rd O of the day by wrapping her lovely natural mammaries around jr.), and of course Mara for the finale.

16 SP on duty: Alex, Anna, Babsi, Danielle, Debbie, Erika, Josephine, Katja, Magda, Mara, Rita, Susie, the largish tattoed lady, a new MILF, and a tall pretty young thing whom I only saw for a few minutes before she disappeared for the rest of the day.

Also met 2 board lurkers including a nice Indian gentleman who when he learned my online identity was effusive with his thanks for motivating him to come to Bernd's which he now does a couple of times a year. I urged him to save his thanks and instead post here so as to help motivate others and assuage the anxiety of prospective Hof visitors.

More details if and when I find the time to write a long report.

Mind Snatcher

09-21-09, 11:30

16 SP on duty: Alex, Anna, Babsi, Danielle, Debbie, Erika, Josephine, Katja, Magda, Mara, Rita, Susie, the largish tattoed lady, a new MILF, and a tall pretty young thing whom I only saw for a few minutes before she disappeared for the rest of the day.

Yes, I also couldn't help noticing a 'tall pretty young thing' looking a bit like a younger version of Jamila, and, yes, she was indeed absent on active service for most of the evening. Any idea who she might be? Thanks, MS

Fats

09-23-09, 07:13

This Friday, Sept 26th, the entrance fee should be 60 Euros--or my German is worse than I thought.

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/index_schieferhof_news.htm

Dreier-Tag im Hof
Am Freitag den 26.09. kostet der Eintritt bei uns nur 60€
Dazu gibt es noch ein spezielles Angebot unserer Damen für das beliebte Dreierprogramm.

PS--can someone please define a "Dreierprogramm"

Italy 1974

09-23-09, 08:09

Is Bernd's overpriced?

That's an old story.

I find the 70 Euro entrance fee completely reasonable and useful as well.

It's reasonable because the service provided by the girls is great and the "atmosphere" you breathe at the Hof is unique.

The fee is also useful as it keeps out of the Hof the "Palace" style customers.

Ps: in retaliation for you doing my girlfriend (rumours says that she even performed a blow job on the couch) I will proceed in the near future to re-do your girlfriend.

More news soon.

Take care,

Italy 1974

I was there this past Wednesday and paid 70 Euro to enter. It's 40 more than Acapulco, 20 more than GT, 5 more than Oase, 5 less than Palace, and 10 less than Artemis. I limit my alcohol while mongering,so I don't drink my fill of the 70 Euro and I'm also not a big fan of bufet food. Should we be getting more for 70 Euro entry? Sure. Is that the main consideration for deciding which club to visit regularly? No way. It's way down on the the list of criteria.

Here's the main criteria: Was there for 6 and a half hours and managed to get a massage+++ from Sandra (nothing like a massage in any other FKK club) and 3 great sessions; Susie ( a revenge f*ck for my Italian paisano doing my girl behind my back. LOL), Magda (who has earned a coveted place on my short list after inducing my 3rd O of the day by wrapping her lovely natural mammaries around jr.), and of course Mara for the finale.

16 SP on duty: Alex, Anna, Babsi, Danielle, Debbie, Erika, Josephine, Katja, Magda, Mara, Rita, Susie, the largish tattoed lady, a new MILF, and a tall pretty young thing whom I only saw for a few minutes before she disappeared for the rest of the day.

Also met 2 board lurkers including a nice Indian gentleman who when he learned my online identity was effusive with his thanks for motivating him to come to Bernd's which he now does a couple of times a year. I urged him to save his thanks and instead post here so as to help motivate others and assuage the anxiety of prospective Hof visitors.

More details if and when I find the time to write a long report.

Hutchings

09-23-09, 16:05

This Friday, Sept 26th, the entrance fee should be 60 Euros--or my German is worse than I thought.

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/index_schieferhof_news.htm

PS--can someone please define a "Dreierprogramm"That'd be a three way. I'm actually going to be there on Friday. Unfortunately this promo probably means it'll be crowded and the girls will be busy two at a time. Oh well, not a bg deal in the grand scheme of things.

Iseeu

09-23-09, 20:20

Ps: in retaliation for you doing my girlfriend (rumours says that she even performed a blow job on the couch) I will proceed in the near future to re-do your girlfriend.
,,,and that's not all she did.:D :D :D

Hutchings

09-26-09, 12:14

Gfe Finder

09-27-09, 01:13

The deal on Friday was 60E entrance, 80E for a threesome. I didn't partake in any 3-ways, though.

In attendance were Katja, Anna, Debbie, Babsi, Erica, Magda, Svenja, Tanya, Jenny, and a few others whose names I don't know. Didn't see Mara, was told that Leonie is now at Oase. I chose Anna and Debbie, though not at the same time. Anna and Tanya seemed to be a popular 3-way choice.

The weather was beautiful for part of the day, so finally got to spend some time chilling out in the garden.

Stayed at the Reuter again, the breakfast alone is worth the 35E it costs to stay there.

If memory serves, there is another Leonie at Oase already; are you sure that you and/or your source are not thinking of her? From my last visit I vaguely recall that she mentioned an upcoming vacation.

I keep meaning to spend some time with her-- she gets more and more interesting with each visit, and since we're the only ones there who speak Portuguese, our conversations are completely private even if held in the open.

Hutchings

09-27-09, 08:05

If memory serves, there is another Leonie at Oase already; are you sure that you and/or your source are not thinking of her?I report, you decide.

Make of it what you will.

Iseeu

09-27-09, 14:16

If memory serves, there is another Leonie at Oase already; are you sure that you and/or your source are not thinking of her? From my last visit I vaguely recall that she mentioned an upcoming vacation.

I keep meaning to spend some time with her-- she gets more and more interesting with each visit, and since we're the only ones there who speak Portuguese, our conversations are completely private even if held in the open.
There is another Leonie at Oase. Not the same one and they look nothing alike. Hof Leonie is on vacation. I doubt if you would ever find her at Oase.

Italy 1974

09-27-09, 18:54

Me and you may guess where she is on vacation.

There is another Leonie at Oase. Not the same one and they look nothing alike. Hof Leonie is on vacation. I doubt if you would ever find her at Oase.

Gfe Finder

09-27-09, 21:42

Me and you may guess where she is on vacation.

Or any of the Stammkunde, for that matter. :)

Italy 1974

09-27-09, 22:34

Of course, dear Gfe Finder!

And also with whom she is on vacation with.

Regards,

Italy 1974

Or any of the Stammkunde, for that matter. :)

Marlow

09-29-09, 08:11

I don't think the argument that the 70 Euro entry keeps out the riff-raff holds up. Bernd's used to have a 40 Euro entry fee and had been the case for many many years. And I never saw any riff-fraff there.
At that time they charged 80 Euros a half hour with the club taking 30 Euros for themselves.

When the German govt amended the law forbidding clubs to take a fee from the girls earnings, a lot of clubs had to change its pricing structure.

So 40+30 is the Bernd's entry fee and 50 straight to the girl.

On the other hand if there are nowadays a lot of bottom feeders visiting clubs then I suppose the high entry fee does has its uses.

The ones who are suffering from the changes are the girls themselves. Their costs have increased. They must pay their daily club fee and 25 Euros a day tax to the government. So, as I have said before, basically the girls spend the first two half hours of sex doing it for club and country.

And a fine job they make of it too. Perhaps the second guy should sing a verse or two of the German national anthem at the finish just to round things off properly?

Jackyo

09-29-09, 12:11

Actually, the fact that I can see a girl year after year turns me off. I like fresh young girls, and your description of type 2 club seems to be a club with lots of veterans who treat you right.

Anyway, some description of the FKK seems pretty alluring to me. Almost worth leaving Brazil and checking out a few of the FKK. Well I have some business to do in Germany anyway. But when in Germany I am in the bible belt in the south, not much whoring entertainment there, so I would have to go to Frankfurt.

The idea of all girls walking naked, and BJ starting right on the premises, and seeing others making out, sounds exciting, compared to boring Brazilian termas with girls dressed and very nice educated behavior in the public areas.

It actually seems that the FKK is almost cheaper then a Brazilian terma.

I usually don't go to termas in Rio, I like internet outcall agencies like www.karlamodels.net or cheap brothels that always have fresh young (legal) girls. I once went to 4x4, asked if they had anyone under 20 years of age. Result: out of 100 girls, there were 2 fat 20 year olds and 1 cute but tattooed 19 year old. And, of course, most girls have kids and it shows. And I cannot really check them out as they are not naked, and there might be nasty surprises once I am in the room.

So how do these FKK compare? I think they are actually better, except that there will not be the famous horniness of the Brazilian girls.

Another question: how is the etiquette? If a girl starts giving you bj, you are committed to stay with her? how far can you go to check her out until you are committed?
I will leave it to our esteemed colleague and Bernds regular, Iseeu, to comment.

I see that he already has.

Gfe Finder

10-02-09, 04:08

Present: Alex, Alina, Angie, Babsi, Debby, Erika (? New brunette with some visible stretch marks and a nice smile), Jenny, Katja (back from vacation and with a red tint/highlights in her hair), Leonie, Mara, Marika, Marta (? a new blonde), Samantha, and Suzi

This time, I planned for the trucks but I planned too much—I arrived at 10 until 1 and stood around patiently waiting to be buzzed in. After showering and changing, I got some lunch—the same as yesterday.

After lunch and a rest, the hunt began. Now for those who don’t know, Debby has lost a lot of weight and also has a new and terrific golden-brown tan. In fact, her looks were too much to resist when she sat down next to me. In the past, she recoiled whenever I tried to talk with her because my German was just that awful. It’s apparently better, so we were actually able to have a conversation before the foreplay started. We kissed and our tongues danced. Then she moved over and gave a great teasing, stimulating, and exciting blow job.

When we went off to the room, I started with a massage for her. It actually helped both of us—the more I got to touch, rub, and stimulate her perfectly golden-brown skin, the more aroused I got. She continued with a blow job, and got on top of me. As we moved together, I could feel her getting wetter and more aroused, and eventually I came inside her. She responded with a few gleeful kisses. We continued the conversation and not only was she able to give me some helpful advice on a number of matters but we found out that we have quite a few things in common!

After showering, relaxing, and conversing with the other guests, it was time for dinner. I went to find Alex based not only on the advice of this forum but also on the advice of numerous guests. Short version: She is as wonderful an experience as advertised! Her GFE deserves a gold star.

We spoke for a little while and I was glad that she made a point to get to know me better. Even at Bernds things can get businesslike relatively quickly with some girls, but thankfully not with Alex. The conversation flowed seamlessly into foreplay, and she started in with some wonderful kissing. This continued with a blow job—among the best I’ve had this trip. She lightly flicked her tongue across and around my foreskin, licked around the glans, and gave me that smoldering look with her eyes.

Experts say that if you like a person, your pupils will dilate when you see them and that this is an involuntary reflex. What portended extremely well for me was that at this point, Alex’s eyes were as big as saucers when she looked up at me!

We wandered off to the room where we had a blow-job-tug-of-war. She wanted me to come in her mouth. I usually avoid this the first time with a girl to feel what she’s like inside. When she could feel me close to coming, she deep throated me. I don’t know how I managed the willpower to contain myself but I did. She got on top of me for sex and between looking up at those big, beautiful, sexy eyes, hearing her moans of ecstasy, and feeling her rub up against me, I could not contain myself and finally surrendered to her. She and I kept talking afterwards to her further credit (I don’t think I can give Alex enough.) We continued getting to know each other better. Why I didn’t take her sooner I’ll never understand!

So I thought that I was done for the day. I was conversing with some of the Stammkunden when Samantha moved in on me and proposed a deal: if she could wake “him” up, we’d go to a room. If not, no hard feelings and we could go our separate ways. Her Latina Passion showed through in her intense kisses, arousing caresses, and loving embraces. As she promised, he woke up. So, off to the room we went. Once there, she continued with some passionate tongue sucking (calling it kissing just doesn’t do justice to the intensity level.) Even outside the room, she just about pulled my lips off. “That’s Spanish sex!” one of the guests humorously observed.

After cleaning up, I noticed that the place was nearly empty—just me, a couple of customers, Jessi, Rosie, Gertie, Alina, and Leonie. It was barely past 11:30, almost total quiet, and the lights were out. OK, so this would be an early night. I had packing and early rising to do anyway, so I guess that it was for the best.

Gfe Finder

10-02-09, 04:12

Continued from Partytreff Mettmann after a Ruhetag

Present: Alex, Angie, Babsi, Josefina, Mara, Marika (new, black wavy hair, from Hungary), a new blond (Marta?), Sandra, a new brunette girl (Smina?), Steffi, Suzi, and Svenja who arrived later in the afternoon.

Notably absent: Anna, Dana, Jenny, Leonie, Katja, Rita, Tanja

The drive down to Bernds took longer than anticipated. Am I the only one who notices that there is always, always a truck putt-putting along the B8 c. 12:50 PM with a line of about 4-5 cars behind said truck? After ditching the car train, I arrived and met Boomer10 shortly after arriving at 1.

I changed and headed to the upstairs bar where Sandra patted my butt hello. We smiled at each other. OK, so that did it: I needed a massage with her. After grabbing some lunch, upstairs we went. I explained that my feet had been hurting ever since my expedition up the steps of the Cologne Cathedral over the weekend. She knew just what to do: with her trademark gentle touch, she worked the pain right out of both the balls and the heels of my feet. When she was leaning forward to massage my lower back, I decided to reach out, grab, and mold those finely-toned buttocks of hers.

When she was on top of me taking care of my shoulders, she leaned down and kissed and then sucked on me. First on the neck, then on the ear, then she brushed her lips across my face to my lips. Our kisses and caresses lingered a bit long. She found the sensitive spots that sprang my penis to life. I found and rubbed her clit getting her wetter and wetter. She didn’t ask about a program at that point or any other and she didn’t need to. It was patently clear from all of this that we were both too horny to pass this opportunity up.

In order to get me ready, she started with a blowjob. Now, she’s got a great and rare technique: Her mouth is not so tight that you feel teeth or excessive friction, and is just loose enough to permit you to feel an inviting velvety warmth and slipperiness into which your Schwanz will quickly expand.

The sex was, as always, fantastic! I’ve awarded her most enthusiastic Bernds girl and it’s for a very good reason: between the massage and sex, there was no place on me that she left unexplored with either her hands or her tongue. She got on top of me and it felt so good to be with her that I couldn’t hold back. I exploded in probably less than a couple of minutes. We were left to smile and giggle at each other like goofy teenagers for a while. When I got my composure back, I headed downstairs.

Once downstairs, I found myself looking at a brunette with lovely tanned skin, large breasts and some tattoos but not as many as Josefina. We did a little bit of distance flirting—some smiles as the other passed by, a wink or two, and air kisses thrown in for good measure. I’d had enough and waved her over onto the couch. Steffi from Cologne introduced herself, and before long we had the usual Bernds couch action, i.e. DFK and BBBJ before heading off to the room. Boy, did we pick the wrong one that day: there were 2 open in the basement—one with a window and the other with the bathtub. We had to pick the hot one with the bathtub! It got uncomfortable very quickly. Steffi deserves credit for trying: a great slow and sensual blow job with nice eye contact the whole time, some great DATY that resulted in an orgasm for her, but in the end I could not make it again.

As it was about dinnertime, Boomer10 and Mara had the great idea to get some Chinese food. We had dinner out back in the garden (it was a very nice day after all), and then returned indoors.

Before I even knew it, it was about an hour to closing. All those conversations with the girls and guys go by in the blink of an eye! One conversation in particular stuck out. A fellow punter and I had a similar problem: pain (in his shoulders and my feet) that only a massage from Sandra could heal.

One of the reasons to stick around at Bernds until closing (if at all possible) is the unique camaraderie between girls and guests that emerges later in the day. In this case, some folks in town for the Messe had decided to show off their dancing skills to Alex, Angie, Smina (?, I apologize, normally my memory for Bernds girls is not this bad), and Suzi. Suzi is a great dancer in her own right, and joined them from time to time. Those who know her know that she has a lithe body and is quite flexible. This fellow was able to pick her up, spin her around, turn her upside down, set her down on the bar, the couch, wherever—all without her batting an eye. Mara thought that Suzi had a great ass. Why can’t my girlfriends ever be this cool?

With only a few minutes to closing, Gertie called a halt to the festivities. I know that she had to. If she didn’t guys like me would never leave.

Italian Buz

10-04-09, 17:39

Dear All,

With a long delay due to my business (and mongering! ) duties, I post my report of my first visit "im Hof".

It was 3 weeks ago, on a nice Monday my friend Z and I we wake up in our hotel close to Dusseldorf and, after our breakfast, we depart direction Koln and Bernd's.

Due to the fact that usually I only have weekends available for my hobby I had never been there but I wanted at the first occasion have the pleasure to see the mother of all clubs!

My friend Z, for whom who did not see my previous reports on the GT thread, is a total newbie of this world, so I was curious of his reaction in such a place after having read all the great posts about it.

At 1pm we ring at the door and get in, Conny is quite an intimidating lady at first sight and the fact that does not speak English was even more intimidating for Z but we get out towels and keys and after showering we are brought around in the club by a girl but (sorry! ) I do not remember her name, friendly brunette, in her 30's with big boobs and a quite overweight..

The tour is fast but it is immediately clear that we are in a great place, the vibe there is really friendly, amicable, familiar.. Simply like no other club!

We relax and take our time sitting on the couches downstairs and having first a coffee and then something to drink.. In the meanwhile we have a look around at the girls and being used to clubs like GT the line-up at first sight is not so impressive but anyhow there are some girls which are interesting also for our taste. After an hour with some action starting and getting familiar with the place our feelings are improving and at a certain point I understand that Z would be interested in a Cuban girl positioned on the couch downstairs.. So we get a final round and I leave him alone with her on the sofa and take my way to the area upstairs..

I know the taste of Z so I am sure that he is going to have his first session so I should also have a look but I get talking with Conny at the bar instead? . She is quite interested in the fact that I can talk in German so she takes the advantage to ask me some expression in Italian for improving her multi-language vocabulary.. After a while I see a young brunette, tall and with straight hair so I get down on the sofa and start to talk with her, I do not remember her name exactly (Rita, Zita? ), but she is German and she told me that she is in Bernd's only since a few days.. So I immediately thought: "we are both new here, maybe a sign of destiny? " so I bring her on the sofas downstairs where we continue our conversation and after a while we start to kiss each other and when she begins to handle my friend I suggest to retire in a room. I must honestly admit that I am not on the exhibitionist side so I prefer the quite of a room!

There we are, she is really nice, quite and nice preliminary with a lot of kissing, than I start a DATY that I finish only after she comes. She is happy at that point and demonstrates it taking care of my best friend with a long, wet and deep BBBJ looking straight in my eyes.. After a few minutes I have to stop her because I wanted also to fuck and I was already at my limit. Nice fuck in a very tight but wet pussy with a final in doggy stile where I could appreciate her very nice ass being in between of her lovely long legs!

I get out of the room and go to shower, then I get back downstairs where I found Z who was simply mesmerized by his experience with the Cuban girl, as usual I noticed that he fall in love.

It was around 3, 30pm and our program for the day provided to stay in bernd's no longer that 5, 30/6pm to move for the evening to GT but..

The atmosphere and the environment in Bernd's is really great and we enjoyed a lot out time even if the structure is small and does not offer what the big clubs do.. Anyhow it was around 5pm when we understood that we wanted at least an other session but at that time all the most interesting girls were busy so we ate something more and kept quite. About 30 minutes later I saw a tall, slim and very nice blond simply sitting at the bar downstairs so I left Z and went to attack!

Magda, Poland, 1, 75cm, blond, slim, very nice boobs.. She also told me that she was almost new in the club so I thought that as newbie of the place it was my obligation to take care of the new girls.. We moved directly from the bar to a room and there is was really great again, useless to say the performance was optimal and this time I took advantage of the all included price of 50€ with a great CIM!

I came out of the room and found Z who was talking again with the Cuban so I left him alone and went upstairs where I talked a bit again with Conny who was quite upset because many girls did not come that day and we talked a bit of this strange thing that sometimes happens of the "Montag Krankenheit"..

After 15 minutes I went down again where I was really surprised to see Z having a BBBJ on the sofa (he usually is the kind of shy guy as I am but it seems that the Bernd's atmosphere influenced him..) and after a few minutes they go again in a room.. So I was there alone and it was around 6, 30pm.. I waited a bit but at a point it was clear to me that Z was going for the hour session so I headed upstairs again where I sat on the couch and where I met my third session: Marika.

Marika, tall brunette, Hungarian with big boobs and a bit overweight but nice person and, obviously, also quite new of the place. At this point I really thought that the most famous and regular girls in Bernd's do not take so much care of people at the first visit and maybe they prefer just to hang up with their regulars.. Anyhow it was not bad for me..

Marika and I went on the sofas downstairs and played a bit but before she could start with BBBJ I suggested a room.. There we went and she was also really nice, she kissed deeply and she enjoyed my DATY for performing afterward a great BBBJ with me on my kneed in front of a mirror and her on her fours blowing me.. Then we moved to sex and I enjoyed her first in CG and then in doggy where I finished.

After the session I found Z again on the sofa with a dreamy smile on his face.. It was around 7, 30pm so we decided that it was enough and we called it a day. Showered and got out we directed to Dusseldorf Alt Stadt where we had a nice dinner talking about the experience of the day.

That's all Folks, and my opinion about Bernd's is that its vibe and atmosphere have no equal, the services provided by the girls have a guaranty factor of satisfaction likely close to 100% but there are also two problems: if you are alone you cannot spend a day there. It is evident that most of the clients are Stammkunde so it is not so easy to start a conversation and there are no other activities to kill the time between the sessions. On top of that, I must admit that (even if many of the most famous girls were not there that day so my opinion is for sure to be reviewed) the line-up is not outstanding like in other clubs from a mere optical point of view. Anyhow, my taste is quite wide so I am not only into the slim teenager type so there was enough for me to have fun!

All in all a great experience that I would like to repeat even if I do not know when as far as they are closed over the weekend!

All the best,

ITB

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Italy 1974

10-05-09, 14:32

Italian Buzz,

Great report indeed.

Just some remarks:

1. Connie can speak very good English.

2. The girl from Cuba is Susy: at the moment she is my favourite fuck at the Hof.

3. Magda is 165 cm tall, not 175.

In my opinion you have perfectly described the "Bernd's atmposphere" we all like.

PS: Marika has left the Hof.

Take care,

Italy 1974

Italian Buz

10-06-09, 09:21

Hi Italy 1974!

Z was shy and did not talk with Connie, I was talking German with her but it is very good to know that she speaks well English so I will send there a couple of friends who will be in Cologne for work but do not know a word of German!

Right about Magda, I considered her height with heels.

I take your remark about Susy and I hope she will be there next time I will be able to travel in Germany over the week!

the atmosphere in Bernd's has honestly no equal, and I say that even if I am a great fan of GT but service and atmosphere for me can easily make up for the fact that optically the line-up is not at the same level.

I really understood why this place got so many and entusiastic reports!

All the best,

ITB

Italian Buzz,

Great report indeed.

Just some remarks:

1. Connie can speak very good English.

2. The girl from Cuba is Susy: at the moment she is my favourite fuck at the Hof.

3. Magda is 165 cm tall, not 175.

In my opinion you have perfectly described the "Bernd's atmposphere" we all like.

PS: Marika has left the Hof.

Take care,

Italy 1974

Marco Iachi

10-06-09, 21:09

Hello! From the last winter, I was in Bernds 12 times, about 1 or 2 times every month.

I take my work-holidays for go in Bernds, I do long travel from Milano by night train, and I do it for the magic Bernds and the "only Bernds air" as a big family and the super girls feeling and services.

Not other club is so. I try Colosseum, Oase, Parksauna, Golden Time. Only 1 time (2 times in Oase) but after I know Bernds, only it in my mind. For me is a drug.

Marco

Hi Italy 1974!

Z was shy and did not talk with Connie, I was talking German with her but it is very good to know that she speaks well English so I will send there a couple of friends who will be in Cologne for work but do not know a word of German!

Right about Magda, I considered her height with heels.

I take your remark about Susy and I hope she will be there next time I will be able to travel in Germany over the week!

the atmosphere in Bernd's has honestly no equal, and I say that even if I am a great fan of GT but service and atmosphere for me can easily make up for the fact that optically the line-up is not at the same level.

I really understood why this place got so many and entusiastic reports!

All the best,

ITB

Shasar

10-11-09, 04:10

Italian Buzz,

2. The girl from Cuba is Susy: at the moment she is my favourite fuck at the Hof.

Italy 1974Leonie, Samantha and Suzi left the Hof!

Gfe Finder

10-11-09, 14:09

Leonie, Samantha and Suzi left the Hof!

Last I heard (directly from her, no less) Leonie was going on vacation.

I did a little bit of digging, and I think I’ve spotted the source of part of this rumor. A Rheinforum poster on September 24 wrote to say that Leonie is no longer at the Hof (and provided no more information.) Another poster quotes (I presume) a Youppie member saying that Leonie is now at Oase.
I wasn’t able to dig up anything on Rheinforum or Ijsberenforum about Samantha and/or Suzi leaving. Does this come from Youppie also?

UPDATE: I checked Youppie. The admin and another poster claim that Leonie has left for Oase. I'll stand by my vacation claims until we can get one of her fans here to confirm (Iseeu and Euro100, I'm looking in your direction.) I've spotted nothing about Samantha and Suzi in Rheinforum, Ijsberenforum, or Youppie.

Iseeu

10-11-09, 21:10

Last I heard (directly from her, no less) Leonie was going on vacation.

I did a little bit of digging, and I think I’ve spotted the source of part of this rumor. A Rheinforum poster on September 24 wrote to say that Leonie is no longer at the Hof (and provided no more information.) Another poster quotes (I presume) a Youppie member saying that Leonie is now at Oase.
I wasn’t able to dig up anything on Rheinforum or Ijsberenforum about Samantha and/or Suzi leaving. Does this come from Youppie also?

UPDATE: I checked Youppie. The admin and another poster claim that Leonie has left for Oase. I'll stand by my vacation claims until we can get one of her fans here to confirm (Iseeu and Euro100, I'm looking in your direction.) I've spotted nothing about Samantha and Suzi in Rheinforum, Ijsberenforum, or Youppie.
I also heard from her that she was going on a long vacation. I was at Bernd's a couple of weeks ago and heard nothing to the contrary and Susie was also most definitely still at the Hof.
To the best of my knowledge, there is an SP named Leonie working at Oase, but she looks nothing like Hof Leonie, who would stand out in a normal FKK crowd.
I'm planning to be at both the Hof and Oase next week and will gather intel on this potentially cataclysmic news.

Italy 1974

10-11-09, 22:02

As far as I know I can confirm that Leonie is on vacation in South-East Asia.

Susy is back from her vacation but she has kept few extra-days from the Hof and she will be back there soon.

Samantha will follow.

News about Leonie and Samantha are 90% reliable.

News about Susy are 100% reliable as they are first-hand information.

Italy 1974

I also heard from her that she was going on a long vacation. I was at Bernd's a couple of weeks ago and heard nothing to the contrary and Susie was also most definitely still at the Hof.

To the best of my knowledge, there is an SP named Leonie working at Oase, but I am told that she looks nothing like Hof Leonie, who would stand out in a normal FKK crowd.

I'm planning to be at both the Hof and Oase next week and will gather intel on this potentially cataclysmic news.

Stano

10-11-09, 22:10

UPDATE: I checked Youppie. The admin and another poster claim that Leonie has left for Oase.
yes, I am the admin of youppie.net and I got this info (Leonie working now in Oase) from another girl of Bernds : Jenny

regards
stano

Shasar

10-11-09, 23:03

Yes, I am the admin of youppie.net and I got this info (Leonie working now in Oase) from another girl of Bernds : Jenny

Regards,

StanoI got these informations about the girls directly from the Hof Geschäftsführung. They should know the current status, should'nt they gfefinder?

Regards,

shasar

Iseeu

10-11-09, 23:33

yes, I am the admin of youppie.net and I got this info (Leonie working now in Oase) from another girl of Bernds : Jenny

regards
stano
Ukrainian Leonie has been working at Oase for a couple of years, where at one time she called herself Edith, and has at times worked behind the reception counter. She has dirty blonde hair, stands about 160 cm, has silicon enhanced A/Bs a slim toned body & looks younger than her actual age in the late 30's- early 40's. That's certainly not a description of Hof Leonie. N'est-ce pas ?

What they do have in common is that they both are known to give an incredible bj & have nice smiles.

Has there been any actual visual confirmation that Hof Leonie was seen at Oase?

Gfe Finder

10-12-09, 22:46

I got these informations about the girls directly from the Hof Geschäftsführung. They should know the current status, should'nt they gfefinder?

Regards,

shasar

yes, I am the admin of youppie.net and I got this info (Leonie working now in Oase) from another girl of Bernds : Jenny

regards
stano

Gentlemen-- thank you for sharing and explaining further. I don't doubt the veracity of the sources themselves, but I am confused (hence my attempts to seek further clarification) when the information conflicts with what she tells me directly. Hence my skepticism and my appeal to others for a resolution.

If I may borrow from Mark Twain, I think that rumors of Leonie's departure are probably exaggerated. This is not the first time that someone has mistaken one of her long-term vacations for her quitting (and from reliable and reasonable sources too):

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Iseeu

10-22-09, 00:26

Gentlemen-- thank you for sharing and explaining further. I don't doubt the veracity of the sources themselves, but I am confused (hence my attempts to seek further clarification) when the information conflicts with what she tells me directly. Hence my skepticism and my appeal to others for a resolution.

If I may borrow from Mark Twain, I think that rumors of Leonie's departure are probably exaggerated. This is not the first time that someone has mistaken one of her long-term vacations for her quitting (and from reliable and reasonable sources too):

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Just back from the Hof and here's the lowdown.

I stand corrected. Leonie has indeed permanently left the Hof along with Debbie, Samantha and Susie. All gone for the same reason that Jamilla previously left. Not enough business.

As has been posted here, and corraborated by reliable sources, Leonie did travel south to Oase seeking more lucrative pastures after her recent vacation in LOS, though no one is sure if she's still there of if she kept her nom de guerre there given that there's another Leonie at Oase. I'll be there tomorrow and will try to squeeze out this intel there.

Debbie has joined Jamilla at ParkSauna Residenz. Susie, Samantha- ????

Have to say that this is bad news as all were among the best lookers in the house and amongst my favorites. The current lineup is loaded with size challenged SP and a limited number of proven Hof level providers. Have to hope that business will pick up and there''ll be some natural correction with new Hof worthy talent joining the staff.

Euro100

10-22-09, 05:22

As has been posted here, and corraborated by reliable sources, Leonie did travel south to Oase seeking more lucrative pastures after her recent vacation in LOS, though no one is sure if she's still there of if she kept her nom de guerre there given that there's another Leonie at Oase. I'll be there tomorrow and will try to squeeze out this intel there.

I'll visit Oase on Wednesday. It would be great to run into Leonie there. If you see here there tomorrow, alert her to my arrival ;)

Ducati Rider

10-22-09, 05:33

Just back from the Hof and here's the lowdown.

As has been posted here, and corraborated by reliable sources, Leonie did travel south to Oase ... though no one is sure if she's still there of if she kept her nom de guerre there given that there's another Leonie at Oase.Apparently Leonie (Hof) = Zina (Oase) (phonetic: Tsina)

Gfe Finder

10-22-09, 05:41

Leonie has indeed permanently left the Hof along with Debbie, Samantha and Susie. All gone for the same reason that Jamilla previously left. Not enough business.

As has been posted here, and corraborated by reliable sources, Leonie did travel south to Oase seeking more lucrative pastures

I'll visit Oase on Wednesday. It would be great to run into Leonie there. If you see here there tomorrow, alert her to my arrival ;)

In retrospect, given her known Oralverkehr specialty this move wouldn't be surprising. Thanks to the required bonus she could double her income with every customer! :D

Italy 1974

10-22-09, 13:23

Hello Iseeu,

After the latest departures I would say that there few good bet left: Mara, Anna, Jenny, Katja and Alex.

Sad thing to say I think Bernd's is at the lowest level since I have been there for the first time in 2002.

Take care,

Italy 1974

Just back from the Hof and here's the lowdown.

I stand corrected. Leonie has indeed permanently left the Hof along with Debbie, Samantha and Susie. All gone for the same reason that Jamilla previously left. Not enough business.

As has been posted here, and corraborated by reliable sources, Leonie did travel south to Oase seeking more lucrative pastures after her recent vacation in LOS, though no one is sure if she's still there of if she kept her nom de guerre there given that there's another Leonie at Oase. I'll be there tomorrow and will try to squeeze out this intel there.

Debbie has joined Jamilla at ParkSauna Residenz. Susie, Samantha- ????

Have to say that this is bad news as all were among the best lookers in the house and amongst my favorites. The current lineup is loaded with size challenged SP and a limited number of proven Hof level providers. Have to hope that business will pick up and there''ll be some natural correction with new Hof worthy talent joining the staff.

Iseeu

10-22-09, 20:55

Hello Iseeu,

After the latest departures I would say that there few good bet left: Mara, Anna, Jenny, Katja and Alex.

Sad thing to say I think Bernd's is at the lowest level since I have been there for the first time in 2002.

Take care,

Italy 1974
I'd add Svenja, Alina and Magda to your list. So there's enough to go around and the truth is I'll keep going back, even if it's just for my monthly Mara fix (who BTW will be on urlaub in LOS for the month of November).

Lowest point? I'm not sure. There were other times when they had some staff changes that were also worrisome, but they managed to re-staff in true Hof fashion. Still, the ongoing economic crisis with the resulting lack of customers and low earning potential for even primo SP like Jamilla, Debbie, Susie and Leonie, may be a difficult challenge to overcome even for them.

BTW- I visited Oase today and we now have actual visual confirmation that Leonie (now Zena) is working there and providing Hof level service in Burgholzhausen. Saw her as soon as we walked into the main lounge and she gave us a big smile. Our reunion later turned into a stellar session and she was very happy to see me "like meeting an old friend" (her words). hehheh hehheh

Iseki

10-22-09, 22:54

Iseeu

10-23-09, 10:36

As of Oct. 8th, Debbie was still there, at the Hof. Was there a different Debbie? Yes, the Hof is in a bit of a down turn, few have left but the tried and true remain and will still hold the torch until it gets back up.
There's only one who was on the recent roster and you might have been her curtain call since she left soon afterwards. What did you do to her? LOL

Iseki

10-23-09, 10:57

I did nothing, only let her have her way with me. I thought she was a fixture there along with Anna, Mara, Babbsie etc. She always had good stories. She looked really good with the weight loss. Oh well, we'll have to see how they will restock.

Angus Magee

10-25-09, 18:48

http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/

Wednesday was the day we visited Bernds. In fact this was for me, to be the “jewel in the crown” of our three day FKK tour. I had read extensively the threads detailing Bernds and the posts in which its’ various attributes and apparent short comings were argued & discussed. As I told Iseeu in our pre-trip emails, I was not set on any of the other clubs we decided to visit but I wanted Bernds had to be on our itinerary.

And so, after a morning at Reuter’s relaxing, reading and making a few notes for my reports, I found myself, shortly before 13:00, strolling (somewhat conspicuously I imagined) through the typical small town German neighborhood in which Bernds is located.

This was a bit of a surreal experience for me.

As mentioned, Bernds is located in a very ordinary looking small community and if you happen to walk there from the hotel you will be walking down a street with people walking their dogs, small children playing in the yard and moms carrying groceries home from the store. Well...I exaggerate...In fact I saw no one except a few passing cars on my 10 minute walk to number 28. But I did imagine all of the above mentioned activity and felt a very obvious pooner who was trying desperately to pretend that he was a nature enthusiast on his way to view the cow pastures, and all the nature in them, that are visible just beyond the end of the town 100 meters or so past the Hof.

But then as Bernds has been there many years I am sure that the locals have seen every manner of man, tented trousers and all, breathlessly on their way for a day carnal pleasure at this “mom&pop” bordello.

I arrived at the same time as another early bird (an American fellow as it turned out) and we were both greeted warmly, paid our entry, and shown to the locker rooms. I was asked if this was my first visit and assured that I would be given a tour once changed. I in turn, with my ever increasing German fluency, told my greeters that I would be meeting my friend and as he was a regular visitor I am sure he would also show me around. And sure enough, by the time I was out of my trousers, Iseeu showed up and started my introduction to the Hof.

My first impression? Mostly that this was a club unlike any I had been to before and, to be brief, I liked the feeling there. I guess what this place really seems to have going for it is its’ small intimate setting and the friendliness of the staff and of the girls themselves. The greeting is warm and genuine and I found contact with the girls was very easily made. But then I did have my gracious host, Iseeu, helping me along the way as well so maybe my view is a just a little bit skewed.

In all honesty though it is a very friendly place. The only time I could see that it might not be easy is if you have absolutely no German and are slightly introverted or shy to make contact. Otherwise, I really do not think that you could help but have fun at Bernds.

After the tour ( a tour of Bernds takes all of 3-4 minutes-big it ain’t) I sat briefly with Iseeu in the upstairs lounge area until he was summoned for his massage session. By myself I engaged in some small talk with the ladies present (there were maybe three sitting up in the lounge) and then excused myself to explore the lower bar & lounge area.

A brief observation & some thoughts on the ladies. Coming in here I was well aware that the ladies would be a bit more...er...diverse than the standard FKK fare. My mind was open, well as open as it possible for a mind to be, and still there was a bit of a worry that I would simply not be attracted to any of the ladies at Bernds. As Isseu seems to know I do tend to chase the PYTs (Pretty Young Things) , and small-ish breasts, lithe stomachs & wide prominent hips really get me going. The lassies here at Bernds were none of this-at least so far.

But-as I have so far observed-they were very friendly and welcoming. And I very much find, for life in general not just for FKK life, that by stepping past one’s preconceived and often rigid likes & dislikes, one can have some quite wonderful experiences. That is, doing things that you normally would shy away from makes life more interesting and adventurous.

So off I went for some adventure in the downstairs lounge. Two ladies were at this time in the lower lounge: a larger dark haired Romanian (I won’t even bother to try to remember names of girls I just talked to) and a smaller dark haired girl with cat eyes who came, a good number of years back, from the Ukraine.

I sat next to the smaller girl and we started to have a fairly easy, small talk-y conversation. Again friendly and welcoming, we talked for a good while and towards the end she started to get a bit teasing and was obviously angling for a session. Or at least she was testing the waters. And I did consider going for it but in the end decided that it was a bit too early for me. As Iseeu has noted in a comment to my Samaya post I can be a bit cautious in my approach to the women. In the end cat eyes must have decided I was too much work and left to throw in her line somewhere else.

At the time there were another couple of mongers downstairs and we all chatted a bit as one was the American who arrived at the same time as me and the other was aGerman fellow who spoke very good English.

Iseeu emerged from his massage session and at around the same time arrived Katja who was to be my first Bernds lady. Iseeu sat and gave me the inside scoop and low down on the present line up of ladies and on some who might arrive later. My instinct with cat eyes, it seems, was spot on as Iseeu told me that her session was not top notch. But he did mention that Katja was a high quality session and seemed to indicate that I could do a lot worse.

But I was, notice a theme here, a bit indecisive. Katja I have to say has something very special and impressive about her. She is a big woman. I mean that she is big in stature but it is also something more than this. She has what I guess you could call “star quality” or a big presence in the room and it is pretty much impossible to not know that she is there. Katja sat on the sofa across the room preening and posing. Letting us know that she was there and very much available.

Lucky for me that I have friends such as Iseeu. I could have sat there, squarely and rather uncomfortably on the fence, all afternoon. But I guess Isseu decided that I needed a session. Before I really knew what was happening he had invited Katja over for me and she was sitting next to me caressing me and whispering sexy sweet nothings in my ear.

Did I mind?

Not in the least!

I am a great believer in the idea that often our friends, especially good male friends, know better what we need than we know ourselves. And Iseeu’s instincts about my need of a first Bernds session was right on the mark. Katja had a forward assertiveness that, once invited, I find quite exciting. She is a highly sexual woman who knows what a man wants and exactly how to give it to him.

But then I also think that Iseeu was enjoying my slight discomfort at all of this and the fact that I am not much used to sex in public settings. In short order Katja started me with a lengthy couch make out session and was heading down to introduce herself to little Angus.

Right there on the couch!

And Gentlemen, what a blow job this lady delivers. One of the best. I won’t even bother trying to describe it but to say that Katja really, really knows what she is doing when she takes a cock between her sweet lips.

I rather got the impression that Iseeu sort of wanted my session with Katja to happen right there in public on the couch. And as this is Bernds I am also sure that this would have been quite okay with all concerned-maybe even with me? But then it was also a bit early in the day for such action. So when Katja finally came up for air, some more heavy making out and suggested we find a “Zimmer” I said an enthusiastic-YES- and off we went to one of the convenient downstairs rooms.

The next half hour I spent in an excellent and passionate session with Katja. It was one o those sessions that just seemed to unfold very naturally and, as it was my first of the day, I was raring to go. We started off with deep, deep kissing and then proceeded to a lengthy 69. Katja gets very wet is very responsive and either orgasms with great ease or is an exceedingly good actress. Maybe a bit of both?

Of note in the session was that when we had finally both had our fill of oral she just turned on her back and I entered her. As this was happening I did glance down at little Angus and noted that he was well covered with a condom. But for the life of me I can not say when Katja had put it on him? Her bj skills are such that I never even noticed it going on andit could have been right at the beginning of the oral, at the end or anywhere in between. This just confirms for me what I truly believe and that is that if a provider really knows her stuff then there can be little difference between the cbj & the bbbj. The difference-as with so many things in this life-only in the mind.

Once the fucking started I did not last for very long. We started in mish and soon switched to doggy. Looking down at little A sliding in and out of Katja’s juicy pussy had me unloading into the condom very quickly. I lay back, satisfied, Katja taking care of the clean up and then melting into my arms for the post coital cuddle that I enjoy so much. I never felt rushed and after a few minutes we got up and went out to join the party which was heating up in the lounge.

I can not really say exactly how the next hours went. But the day seemed to sort of fly by in a pleasant flow of chit chat with the ladies, conversation with Iseeu and some resting and relaxation. Even, at some point, a late afternoon snooze in the corner of the sofa.

A short time after my first session with Katja found me sitting again on the big red sofa downstairs with various girls watching as the girls started their sessions always right there on the couch. It is a great way to pass the time and also gives a bit of an idea of what the various girls can do. Watching Katja in her (as Iseeu tells me) trademark position-on her knees ass high in the air pussy full exposed for all to see and working some guy’s dick-is truly a sight to behold.

After she had finished with another guy, cleaned up and come back down to the couch I found myself eying her up once more. And this did not go unnoticed by Katja.

A brief word here concerning the already mentioned policy of Bernds (and other NWR clubs) that the women do not approach the men. I will contend that it is not as simple as all that, Of course sometimes it is very straight forward. But with Katja’s & my interaction I noticed a very subtle, playful and delightful negotiation taking place. With this second session that was about to take place I really can not say that I invited her, at least overtly, but then I also can not say that she approached me.

I am not exactly sure how it happened but Katja did indeed come to me and I was not at all displeased that she did. I find that she has some sort of intuitive skill in which she sensed that I wanted her to approach. Personally I love this sort of subtle approach and would love it if some of the ladies I deal with on a more regular basis (at Artemis) could learn this skill. But then I am also aware of the fact that this skill is perhaps better, and easier, to practice in an atmosphere of friendly relaxation such as Bernds. It would, however, be very interesting to observe just how a woman like Katja would operate in an environment such as Artemis.

My second Katja session was a bit different than the first but no less stimulating or fun. Again we went to a room but this time I let her just perform a masterful and agonizingly slow and erotic blow job-finishing up with a toe curdling orgasm and cim. Then we spent a good long while chatting and finding out our common shared some interests.

I have to say that in the short time that I spent with Katja I found her to be a top notch companion both of lust and conversation.

Was I falling “in love”? Maybe just a little.

And later on I came within a RPH (red pussy hair) of having yet another session with Katja. But this time was a little too close to the second and at the last possible minute, Katja’s tongue was just snaking its’ way up my inner thigh towards my hardening cock when I pulled the plug. I did want to sample some, or at least one, of the other ladies who were that evening a the Hof. And Katja, ever the professional, took this last encounter with absolute decorum and went off in search of another man. We did, however, maintain a nice rapport for the rest of my time there and even spent time later cuddling on the sofa with me then giving her a lengthy lower back massage:-))

The evening was passing by quickly and there was a football game on the big screen TV to watch, diner to eat (passable catered fare), drinks to drink and of course girls to watch and with whom to chat. I felt I had another session in me but was not really sure who it should be. Again I was in indecision mode.

I was sort of interested in Allina, a skinny blond with a prominent set of pussy lips that she was not at all shy about showing off tho the room. And then there was Mara, Iseeu’s honey, but she was sort of busy and I did not really have what it took to peruse her. I am pretty sure something could have been arranged but then I thought I could also leave something in reserve for next time.

There was a girl (Alexandra?) who I saw once upstairs but then she seemed to disappear and I never saw her again that evening?

And there was Svenja who Iseeu had told me was a good session, and who I found somewhat attractive, but I took a good long while making up my mind to meet. As it turns out I was lucky to have made my move when I did (past 23:00) as Iseeu also had a notion to take her to a room.

But pounce I did and soon I was cuddling on the couch, kissing & bj and then off to the room with this, as I was to find out, lovely and sexy 25 year old German beauty. Svenja is not what I would describe as a real head turner. In fact she is rather understated in appearance. She has a slim figure with wide hips, small breasts and a prominent fleshy bum. Her hair is long, straight and dark brown and she has deep dark good for getting lost in eyes & a pretty face. And what a sweetie!!

To tell the truth my session with her is now a little bit of a blur. All I really remember is that we started out in 69 and ended up in doggy. Beyond that it was one long sweet continuum that felt very much like a good night of sex with an easy and loving girl friend. When I do make it back to Bernds I dearly hope that Svenja is still there as I would most definitely take her for an extended session next time.

Now it was close to midnight, closing time at Bernds. We dressed and paid up our tabs and I was back in the hotel before 00:30. A most satisfying and fun day. And the next day, Thursday, we were headed to Oase. I knew I would have to get some rest for this next day so I was in bed and asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

Thanks for reading

AM

Ortos

10-26-09, 08:50

A brief word here concerning the already mentioned policy of Bernds (and other NWR clubs) that the women do not approach the men. I will contend that it is not as simple as all that, Of course sometimes it is very straight forward. But with Katja’s & my interaction I noticed a very subtle, playful and delightful negotiation taking place. With this second session that was about to take place I really can not say that I invited her, at least overtly, but then I also can not say that she approached me.

I am not exactly sure how it happened but Katja did indeed come to me and I was not at all displeased that she did. I find that she has some sort of intuitive skill in which she sensed that I wanted her to approach. Personally I love this sort of subtle approach and would love it if some of the ladies I deal with on a more regular basis (at Artemis) could learn this skill. But then I am also aware of the fact that this skill is perhaps better, and easier, to practice in an atmosphere of friendly relaxation such as Bernds. It would, however, be very interesting to observe just how a woman like Katja would operate in an environment such as Artemis.

AM

What a great report: a classic Angus essay! And what a fascinating thought at the end of the quoted paragraph! The world is a wonderful playground sometimes, and the FKK world especially.

I was going to wait until your last Oase installment and then your rap up, but could not hold back! Already you are seeing that there is life beyond Berlin, as good as your home city is. So pleased you took Iseeu's advice and agreed to swim in other FKK waters! And so pleased that you are sharing all this new experience and insight in a way that allows all of us to rid along with you! A RofD for sure...and what a contrast to the political pissing going on elsewhere on this very forum...Bravo, mate!

Ortos

Angus Magee

10-26-09, 17:39

What a great report: a classic Angus essay! And what a fascinating thought at the end of the quoted paragraph! The world is a wonderful playground sometimes, and the FKK world especially.

I was going to wait until your last Oase installment and then your rap up, but could not hold back! Already you are seeing that there is life beyond Berlin, as good as your home city is. So pleased you took Iseeu's advice and agreed to swim in other FKK waters! And so pleased that you are sharing all this new experience and insight in a way that allows all of us to rid along with you! A RofD for sure...and what a contrast to the political pissing going on elsewhere on this very forum...Bravo, mate!

Ortos

Many thanks for the feedback Ortos and I am always happy when folks enjoy my reports. I certainly have fun writing them.

And yes, the endless back and forth pissing matches do get rather tiresome sometimes. But then I guess it is all part of a forum such as this and I have had memberships on forums that are much, much worse.

I did have to wonder this morning, when the forum went down for some hours, if all the pissing had somehow over loaded the server and gave all involved an enforced time out.

But we are back now and I am working on the Oase report which is proving to be rather long. I may just post it in two parts.

Regards

AM

Marlow

10-27-09, 09:21

This woman shouldn't be allowed out. She would cause chaos. Therefore I for one am very pleased she is fully engaged, and engaging, if not caged at Bernd's.

Though reports on Bernd's reaching this correspondent (as they say) speak of mixed experiences. They are actually hiring talent from Pascha in Cologne which is seriously worrying. When you have to trawl the swamp.....things ain't what they used to be.

Still there is always Katya, but clearly some others to avoid.

Angus Magee

10-28-09, 13:16

They are actually hiring talent from Pascha in Cologne which is seriously worrying. When you have to trawl the swamp.....things ain't what they used to be.

I don't know-but looked at another way are not the swamps where new life also begins?

If the evolutionists are to be trusted we all of us came once from the swamp.

I trust that with Katja as a sort of unofficial queen bee at Bernds the chafe will inevitably be separated from the chafe. But it may also take the attention and guidance of some of us discerning mongers.

Anyone up to the task?

Marlow

10-28-09, 20:06

@ Angus -
Are you confusing swamp with soup? Much prefer to think I crawled out of the shining sea rather than coughed my way out of the Everglades.
Gene pool is the elegant phrase we are searching for, oder?

Seriously Pascha and Bernd's are two ends of a spectrum and cross fertilisation should be discouraged.

And another thing. Shouldn't we be a mite pensive at the demise of the Bernd's H'een Party? Now replaced by a cocktail party. Who do they expect to turn up? Dean Martin, Sinatra and Crosby???
Or is this a 'cock' and 'tail' party.
Yours, confused.

Excess

10-28-09, 20:29

From the reports of an influx of girls who may not as yet acquired the fine art of the way things are done at Bernd`s, Rudy may need to put in a call for Michelle to return (Club M?). She was for several years the lady that put new Bernd`s girls through finishing school to ensure that they met the standards required with great results. Once a girl had been trained by Michelle, a Bernd`s monger could be pretty certain that he in turn would finish very well.

E.

I don't know-but looked at another way are not the swamps where new life also begins?

If the evolutionists are to be trusted we all of us came once from the swamp.

I trust that with Katja as a sort of unofficial queen bee at Bernds the chafe will inevitably be separated from the chafe. But it may also take the attention and guidance of some of us discerning mongers.

Anyone up to the task?

Chukar

10-29-09, 00:37

Angus,

Great report!

We have similar tastes my friend. I also enjoyed Svenja's talents. Of all the ladies I have sessioned with I can say with no doubt she was my favorite for a completely enjoyable time. If I come back to Germany next year I was planning on coming back to Benards just to see her!

Marlow

10-29-09, 17:43

...Ah, yes the man with the hat! Our recruiter in chief. the Pierre Woodman of Bernd's.

Angus Magee

10-30-09, 20:24

...posted here.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=948005&postcount=4194

Iseki

11-04-09, 10:21

Anyone know the whereabouts of Natalie?

Gfe Finder

11-04-09, 23:51

Anyone know the whereabouts of Natalie?

Are you referring to Polish Natalie? If so, she left the Hof some time ago. I don't know where else (if at all) she is working.

Iseki

11-05-09, 09:24

Gfe Finder

11-05-09, 22:17

Thanks for the reply. Yes, the Polish one, I think she did real well at the Hof. Just as well its good to not know where or if she is still working, as we all know that it is not good to go in search of one particular girl. But then again, I think I would go looking if I knew where, Gdansk maybe?

Beats me. I've had friends visit Poland and tell me it's a great place. There's lots to see and do aside from the women, which only adds to the reasons to visit.

It's funny that you mention going in search of Natalie. I know for a fact that you are far from the only one. On my most recent visit I spoke with a gentleman living in France who ventured to the Hof 3 times in search of her, coming up dry each time. On his last visit, he discovered that she left!

I guess we all struggle with getting hung up on a particular girl.

Shasar

11-06-09, 02:51

Iseki

11-06-09, 10:10

I do hope she is one of the success stories, had a plan, achieved it, and has moved to the next phase in her life.

The search for the next Natalie begins anew.

Kiwi 69

11-07-09, 01:22

I just made my first visit to the Hof for 2 years on Wednesday. Much eager anticipation because Sandra was working. I had to wait 2.5 hours as she was very busy, so I planned to session with Mara before hand. Wrong, Mara was on "urlaub", so I cruised around looking for an alternative.

Unfortunately the earlier days of Princess, Leonie, Mahe and Marcella are gone and of the 8-9 SP's there, not one ticked any boxes (for me). The standard has seriously deteriorated, IMO a somewhat unappealing selection. There was one attractive dark haired EE looking girl, great natural figure but she seemed somewhat distant, so I passed. I'll probably get castigated by some of the regulars for these comments, but certain types do zip for me.

However, the time spent with Sandra made the visit 110% worthwhile, so I left a very happy camper! But I should have booked 2 hours with her! I was quite surprised that she remembered me. Hopefully next visit I'll get Mara as well.

Marco Iachi

11-07-09, 10:01

Kiwi, maybe you are not lucky, but I was stay in Bernds just last Friday and was all super as always.

Ok Mara now she is in holiday (she was departe Sunday 1.11 for 4 weeks. But I think every people can have his holiday and she was in club all summer! ) but I think I not so crazy, every month, regular last Friday of every month, take train from Milano to the Hof and back home on Saturday, only for go visit a bad, an horror club, as you write in this post. If you don't like is better you don't go, but not write what is not real!

And if a girl is in holiday, she is in holiday, is not a bad club for this, is very different. Bernds, for me number 1 (I don't do this long travel every month for another club, maybe more near to Italy. I do this only for Bernds. I think this is a "why". As many peoples regular custome do).

Ciao,

Marco

I just made my first visit to the Hof for 2 years on Wednesday. Much eager anticipation because Sandra was working. I had to wait 2.5 hours as she was very busy, so I planned to session with Mara before hand. Wrong, Mara was on "urlaub", so I cruised around looking for an alternative.

Unfortunately the earlier days of Princess, Leonie, Mahe and Marcella are gone and of the 8-9 SP's there, not one ticked any boxes (for me). The standard has seriously deteriorated, IMO a somewhat unappealing selection. There was one attractive dark haired EE looking girl, great natural figure but she seemed somewhat distant, so I passed. I'll probably get castigated by some of the regulars for these comments, but certain types do zip for me.

However, the time spent with Sandra made the visit 110% worthwhile, so I left a very happy camper! But I should have booked 2 hours with her! I was quite surprised that she remembered me. Hopefully next visit I'll get Mara as well.

Shasar

11-08-09, 01:01

Italy 1974

11-09-09, 19:59

In my opinion the answer is yes.

Is this a momentary situation or the current trend is going to last?

I really don't know.

I have noticed in my last visits that more than few girls have left the Hof: Susy, Leonie, Maya and Jamila just to mention the most recent departures: all of them were top performer.

As far as I know none of those girls has been replaced at the moment.

Moreover if I think about the last year and a half I can remember some other girls in the top-perfomer category who left the house on Schieferhof.

Right now -in my opinion- there were few top-girls at the Hof: Mara (currently on holiday), Jenny, Anna (on the injury list) and Katja. Babsi and Alex are also very good. Not too much for my favourite club in Germany..

Said that I think (better, I hope) that the management (i. e. Rosi) is working on looking for some good substitutes.

Otherwise bad days ahead for the mother of all the fkk.

Italy 1974

Marlow

11-10-09, 14:19

.....a trend here. Began with the cancellation of the H'een party and something in its place called cocktails, before that the samba brunch and then ex-Pascha employee person.
Who doyacall? Girl busters? haven't a clue why this is happening.

Bun Biter

11-10-09, 17:53

This is truly worrisom. I was planning to visit the 'Hof on Nov. 30 and again on Dec. 4, but now I'm not so sure...... :(

Can any of the German speakers here tell us wether the current situation at Bernd's is being discussed on the German forums?

Ortos

11-10-09, 18:07

I think (better, I hope) that the management (i. e. Rosi) is working on looking for some good substitutes.

Otherwise bad days ahead for the mother of all the fkk.

Italy 1974

Maybe the Mother has finally got menopause...?

Kiwi 69

11-10-09, 18:54

But Marco, you should accept negative comments because a lot of girls left the Hof and even regular customer changed the club due to missing top acts in the Hof. You should be there during the week, sometimes the girls are alone for hours without any customer! This changed a lot in the atmospere.

Regrds,

ShasarYou hit the nail on the head 100% Shasar, especially you comment about "the girls are alone for hours without any customer".

With the limited space at the Hof, it's not pleasant looking for somewhere to hide from the predatory stares of many prowling LUFB's! I was having serious Connie fantasies!

I remember when the only problem was trying to balance the evenings budget to fulfill "the Plan", without all the additional temptations causing a serious monetary shortage! One positive, at least Herr Reuters culinary offerings are still of the same quality!

Marco Iachi

11-10-09, 22:20

Relax! I read panic! As now with A-flu!

At the contrary, I don't see the time arrive 27.11 when I will be return at HOF for me always the best FKK.

This is truly worrisom. I was planning to visit the 'Hof on Nov. 30 and again on Dec. 4, but now I'm not so sure...... :(

Can any of the German speakers here tell us wether the current situation at Bernd's is being discussed on the German forums?

Marco Iachi

11-10-09, 22:20

I accept all, I simply say my opinion.

I can't?

But Marco, you should accept negative comments because a lot of girls left the Hof and even regular customer changed the club due to missing top acts in the Hof. You should be there during the week, sometimes the girls are alone for hours without any customer!! This changed a lot in the atmospere.

Regrds,

Shasar

Rob Raunch

11-11-09, 08:48

. a trend here. began with the cancellation of the h'een party and something in its place called cocktails, before that the samba brunch and then ex-pascha employee person.

who doyacall? girl busters? haven't a clue why this is happening.the halloween party was replaced by oktoberfest (where the girls were all in "dirndl-clothes" and there was beer and a lot of other things) they simply did the halloween-cocktail as an extra because of tradition.

the brazilian "samba brunch" was also nice (did you see leonie in her white mini-bikini? wow!. a shame that she left for frankfurt.() and did you attend the curry-wurst-eating-contest-day? hehehe

rosi, is doing here best come up with ideas to entertain us while we are between-rooms.

i was there 2 days ago and there was a new girl julia, early 20-isch a lot in demand, absolutely a must for lovers of girl-next-door, did not have the honours myself yet but the men i saw leaving the room with her had a very big smile on their face. showers upstairs were broken because there is some problem with the tile's (leakage). scheduled to be repaired the next day.

the atmosphere was more than oke with 14 girls and about the same amount of mongers (for a weekday? ! ), yes mara on holiday but. plenty of women to take her place.

(i know some mongers who would take a 1000 miles trip for katja alone. hehehe)

had an excelent time with magda and alexandra, 2 topacts in my book!

alexandra seems to have legs of rubber, boy is she flexible! (she must have worked at dyson before. vacuumcleaners-, boy does she now howto suck out the last drop! ) magda, she probably invented gfe! kissing like there was no tommorrow. she is really sweet!. a shame i can't take her home with me!

my best friend had a lot of fun with alina, steffi and later katja (he was totally worn out by her, nearly had to cary him to the car. told him, but hey he doesn't listen to me! hahaha)

of course the women will try their luck at other clubs (isn't the grass always greener on the other side of the fence? ) but when a club exists as long as this one. they've seen it all!

men in general have less money to spend (in all clubs) so the migration-of-the-girls-season has begun. when the economy picks up or when they see it's the same in all clubs they will come back! (or else the economic downturn will provide the clubs with "new" talented girls looking for a way to pay the rent)

oh yes, because of the german tax-laws the bernds-girls have to get paid direct at the end of the session (like in all the other clubs in the country!)

its a pitty (i liked to pay at the end, it added to the illusion) but understandable. who else has to pay for those beautifull "autobahnen" (highways without speedlimit, yeah!)

but, they still walk you to the door and kiss you goodnight ("see you next time, come back soon!" you bet i will!)

have fun!

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Ducati Rider

11-11-09, 16:08

Dear Veterans,

Is sere any info regarding the price structure for services in ParkSauna Residenz? Entry fee, hourly rate, CIM, other extras, massage. Looks like the Schieferhof aficionados may find such information handy

RI

Iseeu

11-11-09, 23:26

of course the women will try their luck at other clubs (isn't the grass always greener on the other side of the fence? ) but when a club exists as long as this one. they've seen it all!

men in general have less money to spend (in all clubs) so the migration-of-the-girls-season has begun. when the economy picks up or when they see it's the same in all clubs they will come back! (or else the economic downturn will provide the clubs with "new" talented girls looking for a way to pay the rent).
i agree that there's an economic cycle happening here, and also that scheiferhof management has been through these before, so i doubt that they're in panic mode. still, for that neighborhood pub atmosphere in which familiarity between providers, customers and management is a key ingredient, the quick turnover of so many of the stalwarts who contributed to that feeling is troubling. it's very different walking into a pub where you know the stool dwellers and they know you as opposed to popping in to a pub that you've never visited.
i'm sure that rosie is well aware of this, and thus is making efforts to add some excitement to the proceedings until the sp lineup returns to its previous heights and stability. we probably won't know until the early spring if they've succeeded in weathering the storm. i'm not worried- i still have enough can't miss sp there to keep me coming back and help me weather the storm.(btw- agree wholeheartedly about magda. very gfe and luscious natural body)

oh yes, because of the german tax-laws the bernds-girls have to get paid direct at the end of the session (like in all the other clubs in the country!)

its a pitty (i liked to pay at the end, it added to the illusion) but understandable. who else has to pay for those beautifull "autobahnen" (highways without speedlimit, yeah!)

but, they still walk you to the door and kiss you goodnight ("see you next time, come back soon!" you bet i will!)

now this is worrying! why all of a sudden? those german tax laws have been around for a while, and shieferhof's system of writing your sessions on your card was their way of working around those laws. did they have a tax audit and get into trouble with the authorities?

paying directly for sessions like in other clubs takes away from some of the hof "magic". do they still log your sessions? otherwise how do they know which sp to call to escort you to the door?

Rob Raunch

11-12-09, 06:45

Those German tax laws have been around for a while, and Shieferhof's system of writing your sessions on your card was their way of working around those laws.

Do they still log your sessions? Otherwise how do they know which SP to call to escort you to the door?"Working around" might not be the correct expression. Well, you have to obide to the rules someday -hehehe

It has its advantages also, I've sometimes read an occasional report about a monger who was charged 2 programs while he thought he had done only one (Never ever happened to me, especially when you take couch-time into consideration! These girls don't watch the clock like in other clubs), this cannot happen when theres a direct money-exchange at the end of each session.

It also makes tipping a bit easier and more rewarding.

I like to reward an extraordinary service with some extra cash (10 Euro's go a long way!).

Now there will be instant gratification (and when you go to the room with that same girl she will remember the tipping -instead of finding some anonymous cash in her locker in the hall!)

Of course they still write their name on your "scorecard" how else would they call the right women for their traditional "door-ritual"

Yes, there are less mongers compared to last year or the year before.
But that does not bother me at all. I have had some of the best evenings of my life sitting in that basement on the couch with 3,4,5 naked girls around me, leaning against me, talking with me, relaxing with me, smoking and sipping their drinks (thats not going to happen when there's a full-house because these girls are in high demand!).

Thats part of the special atmosphere that makes Schieferhof standout from the rest (for me!)

Certainly, the numers have to add up; less mongers will mean less women.
So I hope economics will improve for us and because of that for them also!

Good news:

I also heard that come december Steffi will start giving massages (and I mean massages the "Sandra-way") this might be very nice.

2 out of the 3 massage-ladies will be giving "in-depth-massages" (and if you only want a really good sport-massage there's always Gabi!)

Have Fun my Friends!

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Marlow

11-12-09, 18:31

Marlow

11-12-09, 18:37

I'm glad she's still there...gives me hope. Wouldn't rave about her, have had much better at Bernds in my time.
As for party party, I've been to enough Bernd's parties to last me. They tend to remind me of the Discovery Channel.
Generally even the Germans have gone quiet about Bernds on their forum. They used to be wild about it and there was for a year or two quite a wild bunch there... hearing the screams from the rooms while sitting in the garden for example. ''She who screamed loudest'', was a competition for a time..

Iseeu

11-12-09, 22:24

Iseeu

11-12-09, 22:32

I also heard that come december Steffi will start giving massages (and I mean massages the "Sandra-way") this might be very nice.
Agree, although my heart will always be with Sandra. I doubt that anyone can ever match her enthusiasm for the job. And, that vision of her climbing the steps ahead of me in that short clinging shift with her butt and nether parts beckoning me up the steps keeps me going between visits.

Italy 1974

11-12-09, 22:48

Until last week the method of payment of the girls was the same as ever: (when you leave the place you pay at the cashier for all the sessions you had).

Can anyone give more info about the reported change of method (i. e. you pay directly to the girl shortly after each session)?.

Italy 1974

Kiwi 69

11-12-09, 23:54

Agree, although my heart will always be with Sandra. I doubt that anyone can ever match her enthusiasm for the job. And, that vision of her climbing the steps ahead of me in that short clinging shift with her butt and nether parts beckoning me up the steps keeps me going between visits.And those comments, and the description, is the only excuse needed IMHO to visit Bernds!

Shasar

11-13-09, 00:52

I was having serious Connie fantasies!

IPoor boy.

Gfe Finder

11-13-09, 01:48

@Iseeu -
my reading what's up at Bernds is this:-
They have had a little visit from the Finanzamt and the police and have been reminded of the rules, which are that the club management has no hand in the payment, it does not even physically touch the money otherwise it is deemed as pimping.
Usually when a club gets a visit this for some reason scares off some girls. They worry the next thing will be a raid, which kills a club stone dead. Either that or Bernd's has upped the price of a day ticket for the girls or done something that makes them think working there is expensive.

Somebody is putting the squeeze on the club and the decline in sustainable talent is the result. Either the financial crisis, the management themselves, or the customers.

Financial crisis is I think the last reason. Was in a shopping mall last weekend and you couldn't get a parking space without waiting for ten minutes at the barrier. For mid november this is unusual. Also at another small club not a million miles from Bernds the male head count on a Wednesday was 50 men at any one time. the girls were run off their feet all day!

I don't know the current management structure but I was told that Bernds' now deceased founder was a retired police officer. Thus he presumably knew something about keeping the government off his back. Regulars that I'd talked to went out of their way to point out how good Bernds is about complying with the law, and I've never had any reason to doubt this.

It seems awfully surprising that Bernds would ever run afoul of the government or that the latter would even suspect the former of wrongdoing. Then again, I've been wrong before, and these days few things if anything surprise me anymore.

Gfe Finder

11-13-09, 02:44

2 out of the 3 massage-ladies will be giving "in-depth-massages" (and if you only want a really good sport-massage there's always Gabi!)

Have Fun my Friends!

Awesome news indeed (I've been with Steffi and had a great time), but she will have some big shoes to fill vs Sandra.

Rob Raunch

11-13-09, 03:13

Is the German Government Putting the Screws on Bernds?! Is there a connection with Edith wearing a black skirt and the German Government? Maybe yes!

and what happens when she is wearing a yellow skirt?

Hahahaha,

Gentlemen, lets not go overboard with preassumptions and speculations and stick to the facts:

- payment is to the girls directly after the session like in all other clubs!
(pauschallclubs excluded -nothing special!)

- some girls have gone to other clubs

- some new girls have arrived (like Julia)

- there are fewer mongers than last year (same in all other clubs, ask the girls in other clubs. They will confirm)

- there are stil more than enough TopActs around to satisfy my personal needs!
(for instance: katja, mara, babsi, sandra, rita, tanja, svenja, magda, alexandra, anna, steffi, dana, jenny, alina, josephine, etc.etc. -going to the room with less than half of them will without a doubt be lethal to me! but what a nice way to die!)

Do I think that in all clubs management is wrong? no!

Do I think that only this club has fewer mongers? no!

(one mega-club I know even gives free entrance on sunday, is that out of luxury? do they do this to sponsor us mongers?)

I certainly think that for USD-mongers a trip to European clubs getting more expensive because of exchangerates.

The only screws that are going on is in the rooms of number 28

(maybe thats where German Officials are doing their "checkup" -hahahaha)

Have fun!

Marlow

11-13-09, 14:11

Could well be that Bernd was once briefly a copper but he went into the sex industry very early on and dabbled in motor racing with his son who has been running Bernds since pop popped his cork. He had a part share in what was for a time SudBad which became Moulin Rouge and is now back being Sudbad.
The police in Germany are known to be managable. The rockers who own World didn't like the competition in Limburg (80k distant and they got the hump nevertheless!) so they arranged for two police raids at what was Fantasy World had the poor owner arrested on a trumped up murder charge and when business failed at FW, bought it off him.

Bernds? As I said who knows, could be the son has lost interest and wants to enjoy his millions in Mallorca with his mistress and his wife safely in Cologne.

The change in payment method - now known as 'paygirl' haha - can only be because someone has had a word in 'Bernd's' shell-like'.

Charlie 123

11-20-09, 00:51

Hi,

Artemis is my 'home' club. 6 weeks or so ago I did a quick survey of the FKK clubs in the Frankfurt area (Oase, Palace etc). These FKK tours seem to be fashionable amongst forum members at the moment – there have been several stellar reports in recent weeks from guys who have done 3 or 4 clubs in as many days. Regrettably, I only had 36 hours to spare and 4 places on my wish list, so I was able only to get a somewhat limited impression of the places I visited. I also contrived to waste more time in total travelling between venues than I enjoyed within the clubs themselves and also managed to expend more money on taxis and trains than I did on girls! A pretty sorry state of affairs you might think! Despite having invested considerable hours in pre-planning and having armed myself with sheaves of DBahn timetables, the whole thing turned out to be a logistical nightmare and I failed to meet the majority of my schedules. Still, I did manage to at least sample a number of places that I would not normally have had the opportunity to experience, and I will know which ones to re-visit next time I'm in West Deutschland.

I am going to report my findings in one submission and file it on the 3 relevant club threads – anyone who wants to chop it up into segments and re-allocate it more appropriately is welcome to do so.

http://www.Bernds-sauna-club.de/

The first draft of my itinerary prescribed an evening at Samya on Tuesday, but I realised at the last moment that the infamous Bernd's lies in close proximity to Bonn/Koeln airport and thus it had to be included in my whistle-stop tour. So, arriving at 18. 30 pm at the airport I eschewed the DBahn option to Hennef (Sief) Bahnhof and chose instead to save a precious half-hour travelling time and take a taxi direct to Bernd's. I arrived 25 minutes later and 75 Euros poorer.

The building is simply a converted Einfamiliehaus in a residential street out in the sticks – most unprepossessing in appearance and offering no suggestion as to the activities that take place therein. After paying my entry money I was given a brief tour of the premises by a petite and naked brunette with a pretty face and large breasts, whose name escapes me. Although I was aware in advance that the club is very different in scale to the likes of Oase, I was nevertheless stunned by how small the place is. Many punters have previously described on these pages the layout of the premises, so I will just emphasise that there are a couple of small bars/salons of about 15 foot square, a small changing/shower area and the Zimmers; that's it.

Showered and towelled, I made my way downstairs to the bar/lounge and plonked myself on the sofa facing the bar. There seemed to be no more than about 15 people in the whole place, about half of which were female. There was one tall and pretty blond with a nice figure, but the rest of the girls seemed markedly less attractive than the usual FKK fare. Despite the paucity of people, there seemed to be action going on everywhere. A redhead was giving some bloke a blowjob 2 feet away from me on the sofa and another couple were fucking on a chaise longue 5 feet away on the other side of a glass partition.

Now I am aware that this cosiness, intimacy and exhibitionism are the unique features of Bernd's that, according to many of the more experienced mongers on here, mark out this club as the premier establishment in the region. Nonetheless, I couldn't help feeling a little disconcerted by the whole set-up. I have no doubt that on a subsequent visit I would feel much more relaxed, and that those aspects of Bernd's which made me a tad uncomfortable on Tuesday would become the very virtues I would learn to appreciate and cherish subsequently. Without question, the people were extremely friendly and there is an atmosphere of camaraderie that doesn't exist at Artemis and its ilk, but I have never felt more like a newbie – rather like going to a private party where you only know one person and he/she hasn't turned up yet.

However, good fortune was just around the corner. Just as I settled in the lounge, a busty MILF with tinted brown hair and a full figure slipped sidled up to me and offered to assist me in my struggle to affix my locker bracelet to my wrist. I was a little puzzled when she then detached herself and plonked herself a few cushions away from me on the sofa, but then I remembered the club policy of 'no approach by the girls'. So, I asked her to come back, and duly discovered that I had hit gold with Katja, recipient on this forum of many glowing testimonies and the one name I had noted to seek out at Bernd's if possible.

She was very pleasant company; very friendly and natural. We talked a while about the club, its markedly different atmosphere to that of its rivals, and I spoke a little of my slight initial apprehension. We started to kiss, softly at first and then DFK. People were copulating all around us by now, and no doubt she thought it the most natural thing in the world for her to whip off my towel and envelop my cock in her very soft mouth. A two minute battle then ensued between my sexual reflexes and my somewhat conservative social predilections, until my awkwardness triumphed and I had to ask her to take me somewhere more private. She seemed a little disappointed that I was being such a poor sport, but I think she was able to sympathise anyway with my shyness.

We popped next door to a vacant Zimmer, whereupon she proceeded to give me 15 minutes of what is unquestionably the most sensitive, sensual and sexy oral I've ever had the privilege to receive. The girl is an artist, no question. Her technique is incomparable, knowing precisely how much pressure to exert at every moment. She was doing something special during DT that I've never experienced before – just when her lips reached the root of my cock she exhaled a little stream of breath that felt like a draught of cold air; so imperceptible that the first time I thought I had imagined it, until she repeated it several times shortly afterwards. Every few minutes she would tip her head back and drool a large dribble of spit, each time from a considerable height and each time precisely on the tip of my knob with unerring accuracy. Well, I don't know how long she would have been able to maintain me on the cusp of orgasm (probably for ever, given her masterful technique), but eventually I had to ask her to slip on a condom before it was 'too late'.

I lay on my back with her hands pinning my wrists to the bed whilst she rode me, occasionally leaning forward to flick my lips with her tongue. Just when it was all going so well, I made what I reckon must have been a tactical error. I told her that I would really like to come in her face, and I don't think she took too kindly to that. She explained, nicely enough, that I could come in her mouth or on her tits, but 'not in the face, no'. We agreed to a CIM finish, but the spell was, at least partly, broken. She duly proceeded to suck me to completion in a most satisfying way, dribbling my cum back onto my cock and over my balls, but I couldn't help feeling somewhere that I had upset her a little with my suggestion and turned her off somewhat. We chatted on the bed for a quarter of an hour or so, mainly about the club scene in London and the buckets of money that a friend of hers is earning on the UK escort scene and about the special atmosphere at 'The Hof'.

I was keen to make it to Cologne before it got too late, so I showered and changed, paid my bill (100 Euros for Katja – probably the newbie price, but who gives a shit), thanked the staff for a terrific experience and promised to return when I wasn't under so much time pressure.

Overall I have to say that I really liked Bernd's, and I'm sure that on a second visit I would be able to relax more easily and 'get with the program' better. An experienced wingman would've been a big benefit first time round, that's for sure. As for Katja, I can only say that she is a marvel and fully deserving of the fulsome praise tendered previously on these pages.

http://www.Samya. De/

My carefully-detailed public transport commitments took another tumble when I decided to forego Deutsche Bahn once more and taxi it all the way to Koeln (another 80 Euros of my mongering budget down the drain). A super quick check-in at my hotel in Rodenkirch and I was en route to Samya.

First impressions were good. The reception staff were friendly and helpful and the changing facilities seemed clean and amply spacious. After the close confines of Bernd's, this place felt like a barn although in reality it is probably somewhat smaller still than the other places I have visited (Artemis, Palace, Oase etc.) Katja described such places as 'Fabriks' ('Factories'), but I felt somewhat at home immediately; for me there is something reassuring about the anonymity of such places – there are more places to 'hide' when you are in observer-mode or just want to be alone.

I won't bother with a description of the premises; suffice to say that all the action takes place in one large salon on the entrance level. They have a neat arrangement for soft drinks and beers – you just help yourself from the fridges around the perimeter of the room. This I eventually worked out for myself after spending my first 15 minutes leaning up against the bar waiting to be attended upon and getting pissed off by the crappy bar-service in the place. What a wanker!

The girls were a mixed bag, ranging from quite elegant and pretty young things to 'Saturday Night Specials' that I would never be able to bring myself to fuck. I had, in my pervy way, smuggled into the club a miniature crib-sheet, carefully garnered from recommendations on this forum, of girls to seek out and ones to avoid. Trouble was, I couldn't match up any of the descriptions in my script with the visuals confronting me, and I didn't fancy wandering up to a line of ladies and asking them their names and then consulting my notes to see whether they qualified.

After dithering for an hour or so, my mind was made up for me by the sudden appearance in the room of a girl who ticked just about all of the right boxes for me. She is tall, maybe 5'10'', medium blond hair with a slight red tint, full figure, huge boobs and a small violet stud above her upper lip. I recall she said her name is Yara, but upon checking subsequently the pics on the website for the girl of that name I am not absolutely sure that it is the same girl. I vaguely recall the tattoo, but I don't recognise the tits on the photo. Yara is described as a C cup on the website, but I reckon my girl was a D at least. Anyway, no doubt someone will be able to put a name to my girl from my description.

We chatted and cuddled for half an hour or so, and she turned out to be a really nice and friendly and intelligent girl with plenty of interesting ideas. I dragged her off to the room, where she proved to be a very enjoyable companion indeed. After much kissing and stroking, she pushed me back and set to work on my dick with long, sloppy strokes. The next 10 minutes were a great visual pleasure whilst she alternated between burying my cock between her ample boobs and then wet hands-free sucks between her soft lips. I was dying to fuck her, so I gestured her to administer the Gummi and turned her on her back. She was a magnificent sight, head tilted back over the edge of the bed and her tits pressed together between her arms whilst I fucked her slowly for about 10 minutes. Much as I wanted to, however, I couldn't quite manage to come inside her, so I whipped off the rubber, leaned back against the headrest and directed her face back towards my cock, eventually blasting a huge load into her mouth whilst her tits jiggled against my balls. Quite splendid it was, I must say!

I really liked this girl and would definitely repeat. On another occasion I'd like to spend more time with her, preferably earlier in the day when she hadn't already spent 10 hours on the job. I reckon I could really get her going, given the right circumstances and I'd have no problem giving her a positive recommendation to any prospective suitor.

http://goldentime. De/

Wednesday morning. Took the train to Kaldenkirchen in a mood of high expectation; this was the NRW club with the best ratings on this forum and I was expecting Oase-level of excellence. The journey was a pain in the arse, particularly when there was no taxi at Kaldenkirchen station, but I eventually arrived there at about 1 pm to find the place in full swing.

Again, the layout of the club is not so exceptional as to justify further description from me – enough people here have described the facilities in previous posts. A couple of things were noteworthy to me however. This is probably the cleanest place I've been to outside Berlin; there seemed to be a guy on permanent duty in the changing areas, constantly mopping the floor and the showers. I find that reassuring. Secondly, the girls seem to share the changing rooms with the guys, which I also liked although I'm not quite sure why. Perhaps because it affords an opportunity to observe them away from the bar and out of 'pick-up' mode, or maybe it's just because one simply gets the chance to see which girls have showered after their last session and which have ventured straight back to the lounge with the previous punter's cum still in situ. The 'guys an' gals together' arrangement that pertains in the changing rooms is sharply contrasted however with the configuration in the bar area. GT also runs a policy whereby the girls cannot initiate contact with the men, and the result is that the room is starkly divided into a male and female section, whereby the guys are all seated on the left side of the room in various couches and armchairs whilst the ladies are all perched in a line on barstools alongside the right hand wall. The scene reminded me of my early teens at middle-class private disco parties when all the girls would stand around lonely and uncomfortable whilst they hoped for one of the lads to pluck up the courage to emerge from their group and chat them up. I'm not sure that I like NRW's 'no-contact' policy – whilst it does mitigate against the sharks, it also serves to create a separatist atmosphere that feels unnatural and, to my mind, categorises the girls as hookers rather than playmates.

The quality of the eye-candy proved to be a further disappointment to me. I had hoped to find a room full of stunners, as per Oase, but I found the selection to be largely ordinary. There were one or two crackers for sure; a baby-doll blond with perfect bolt-ons in a frilly 2-piece and a statuesque black girl with aquiline features and mammoth knockers, but there were plenty of mingers too.

I settled for a Thai girl named Lulu, principally for her pendulous boobs and huge nipples, primarily on the basis of 'how bad can it be'. Not bad at all, as it happened. I didn't bother much with preliminaries, and she was happy enough to head straight for the room after the minimum of chit-chat. The Zimmer turned out to be a log cabin in the gardens (nice touch), and Lulu proved an experienced and enjoyable bed-mate. I spent some time savouring her considerable rack, and then let her do her stuff with her mouth. Her blowjob technique is first-class, wet and sloppy and with plenty of eye contact. I was happy to let her suck me off, but after a while I realised I wasn't going to come in her mouth just yet, so I tilted her head back and thrust my cock between her boobs. She bought me off in this way, squeezing her tits together around my dick whilst she rubbed her body against me, staring straight into my eyes and mouthing filthy language til I could take it no more and I pulled her face towards my crotch and spurted into her mouth. A decent session, without ever threatening to challenge for admission to the Hall of Fame.

By now it was mid-afternoon, and I was starting to get text messages about developing issues at work that demanded urgent attention. Although I had read a large number of negative reports about Living Room on this forum, it had originally been my idea to pop into Kaarst on the way back to the airport. But, to cut a long story short, it became necessary for me to abandon my plan to return to London that night and to extend my stay in NRW for a further day. As I wasn't too sure about LR anyway, I decided to head back to Cologne for the rest of the evening, missing out on the LR leg of the trip, but affording the opportunity to re-examine the offerings at Samya.

Of the three clubs I did end up attending, Golden time was unquestionably the least interesting to me and the one I'd be least likely to re-visit. It's in the middle of nowhere, the facilities are unexceptional and the line-up unexciting. For me, there's nothing here that one cannot find at any number of clubs, and the next time I am looking for a FKK in the countryside I'll go to Oase again.

http://www.Samya. De/

So, unexpectedly afforded a second bite of the cherry at Samya's, I arrived back at about 9 pm to a nearly empty club. That suits me fine – a little spaciousness never puts me off my business. There were quite a few pretty faces seated at the bar, and I got the feeling that the quality was up on the previous day's offerings, even if the numbers were reduced.

One cute little brunette caught my eye, but she was snapped up just as I started to move in on her. Undeterred, settled instead upon a slim young blonde, perhaps 25 y.o. or so, long hair, slim figure, B cups and a tattoo on her tummy. I chatted to her for a few minutes next to the fruit machines. She didn't seem too friendly, and wasn't much of a conversationalist. Actually, she was pretty dull and hard work to talk to, but I fancied her anyway so I ploughed on. Eventually I asked her name, and she responded 'Katy'. Ding Ding! Alarm bells! Why did that name sound familiar? Then I remembered that a 'Caty' had been on my list as one of the ones to avoid due to a couple of bad reports on here.

I decided to go through with it anyway – I had plenty of time to make amends later in the evening should the session turn out to be a pisser, so off we went.

Actually, I quite enjoyed my brief liaison with this girl, despite her somewhat mechanical performance. I was in selfish mode at this point, and didn't really care whether she got off or not, so I just allowed myself to lie back and enjoy the ride. Her blowjob was good but not dramatically so. I was more interested in fucking her anyway, so I flipped her on her back and gave her a good pounding. She has a nice body, and I was perfectly happy thrusting into her whilst gripping her upper body tight with my forearms. I stared down at her flat belly and watched my cock slip in and out of her fanny for about 15 minutes. Exhausted, I muttered something about 'resting one minute' and I collapsed on top of her to get my breath back. She misinterpreted this as a sign that I'd come, and I didn't bother to explain that I wasn't finished. I was happy enough to save my orgasm for the next encounter, and before I had even withdrawn from her pussy I was thinking about how cool it was going to be to do another girl straight away. Despite the dispassionate nature of our coupling, I was pretty happy with the experience and 50 Euros seemed perfectly reasonable for the session.

Quick shower and 10 minutes later I was back in the lounge. I caught sight of pretty young thing standing at the bar jiggling her tits and swaying to the Arabic music blaring through the speakers. Linna is from Iran, 25 y.o but looks younger, with an angular face, slim body and nice be cups and perfect golden skin. She speaks little or no English, so we spoke in German for a while about her life in Persia and her recent stay in London. She speaks with a lisp, which I thought at first was going to be disconcerting, but you don't notice it after a while. She is a cute and friendly girl, and I knew this was going to be a stellar session before we even left for the room.

She had previously made it clear that Anal and CIM were off the menu, which had led to suppose that she might be a little straight-laced. Far from it. Linna is a passionate kisser and a surprisingly dirty girl. We DFK'd for some time whilst I explored her taut body with my hands. Her oral skills are very good, sensual and wet, and I thought I was going to come after a couple of minutes, but managed to hold back. She sat astride me and rubbed her pussy up and down my shaft, massaging her clit against me until I could feel that she was very wet indeed. So I got her to whip on the condom and jump aboard once more, this time with my cock buried deep within her as she rocked herself to and fro. I turned her on her back and started to fuck her slowly whilst she massaged her tits and squeezed her nipples. Then she reached down and fondled my balls with one hand whilst I fucked her, and with the other hand she played with her clit. Eventually I shot inside her with our tongues intertwined, and we lay there panting for several minutes.

A really enjoyable session for me, and for her too I believe, and if I'd had more time I'd have gone again with Linna. Highly recommended!

Thus ended my introduction to the NRW scene. If I'd had more time on my hands I would've liked to take things more slowly and savour the experience in a more leisurely manner. I will go to Bernd's again sometime for sure, and I would re-visit Samya if I found myself in Koeln again. I can't imagine that I'd trek out to GT again though – it doesn't appear to offer anything that Oase doesn't have in abundance

Cheers all

Charlie 123

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Iseeu

11-20-09, 10:29

Regrettably, I only had 36 hours to spare and 4 places on my wish list, so I was able only to get a somewhat limited impression of the places I visited. I also contrived to waste more time in total travelling between venues than I enjoyed within the clubs themselves and also managed to expend more money on taxis and trains than I did on girls! A pretty sorry state of affairs you might think! Despite having invested considerable hours in pre-planning and having armed myself with sheaves of DBahn timetables, the whole thing turned out to be a logistical nightmare and I failed to meet the majority of my schedules.
It's really a shame that we didn't have more of a communication about this before your trip since I was in NRW the same days, we visited the same clubs on the same days, I was also staying in Cologne, had a car, have a pretty good knowledge of the public transportation options to the clubs in the area, and could have saved you alot of time and money. Next time.

I am going to report my findings in one submission and file it on the 3 relevant club threads – anyone who wants to chop it up into segments and re-allocate it more appropriately is welcome to do so
Ummm, we can't edit your posts. It would be much better if you separated this into smaller segments, posted your overview in the general info thread and then link between the threads, rather than re-posting the same report 3 times. It just takes up unnecessary bandwidth both for the site and its readers.

After paying my entry money I was given a brief tour of the premises by a petite and naked brunette with a pretty face and large breasts, whose name escapes me. That would be Dana.

I was there the same evening arrived at about 6 p.m. and stayed until closing.

There was one tall and pretty blond with a nice figure That would be Anna

Despite the paucity of people, there seemed to be action going on everywhere. It was actually a very quiet night and far less action than ususal.

A redhead was giving some bloke a blowjob 2 feet away from me on the sofa and another couple were fucking on a chaise longue 5 feet away on the other side of a glass partition. The roster that day included Alex, Alina, Angie, Anna, Babsi, Dana, Erika, Jenny, Katja, Magda, Sandi (new, large buxom blonde, with some extra padding around the midriff), Steffi and Tanja. Not a redhead in the bunch.

Now I am aware that this cosiness, intimacy and exhibitionism are the unique features of Bernd's that, according to many of the more experienced mongers on here, mark out this club as the premier establishment in the region. Nonetheless, I couldn't help feeling a little disconcerted by the whole set-up. I have no doubt that on a subsequent visit I would feel much more relaxed, and that those aspects of Bernd's which made me a tad uncomfortable on Tuesday would become the very virtues I would learn to appreciate and cherish subsequently. Without question, the people were extremely friendly and there is an atmosphere of camaraderie that doesn't exist at Artemis and its ilk, but I have never felt more like a newbie – rather like going to a private party where you only know one person and he/she hasn't turned up yet.
There were probably no more than 10 customers the entire time, so we must have seen each other in those small confines. I'm usually pretty good at sussing out the other non- German, non- regulars. Sorry, for not having my usually very sensitive radar working. I would have at least tried to raise your comfort level and help with your selection process. You seem to have done well, because you hit gold with....

Katja, recipient on this forum of many glowing testimonies and the one name I had noted to seek out at Bernd's if possible.
Ummmm, you got my sloppy seconds. as this must have been immediately after my session with her, which ended about 8 p.m. No need to add another glowing testimony...

Just when it was all going so well, I made what I reckon must have been a tactical error. I told her that I would really like to come in her face, and I don't think she took too kindly to that. She explained, nicely enough, that I could come in her mouth or on her tits, but 'not in the face, no'. We agreed to a CIM finish, but the spell was, at least partly, broken. She duly proceeded to suck me to completion in a most satisfying way, dribbling my cum back onto my cock and over my balls, but I couldn't help feeling somewhere that I had upset her a little with my suggestion and turned her off somewhat.
Yes, an error but not something to worry about. She has 3 "no's": No bareback, no anal and no facials. But I'm sure she recovered like the trooper that she is. Believe me, she's had much more outlandish requests in her 15+ years in the business.

I was keen to make it to Cologne before it got too late, so I showered and changed, paid my bill (100 Euros for Katja – probably the newbie price, but who gives a shit) 100 Euros means that you had 2 programs- in other words you spent an hour with her in the room. Unlike all other clubs, CIM is included in the service price. Bernd's does not have a staggered price list, and the only extra fees are paid if you agree with the girl for anal, natursekt or some other non-standard service.

Overall I have to say that I really liked Bernd's, and I'm sure that on a second visit I would be able to relax more easily and 'get with the program' better. An experienced wingman would've been a big benefit first time round, that's for sure. Enough said. Missed opportunity.

Glad you enjoyed it this first time around. It doesn't have the bells and whistles of the other popular clubs, but that unique atmospher with sex going on all around you in the most natural way, is what keeps me coming back. I do visit other clubs, but none with the same frequency. Each has some good points and bad points. It doesn't make one club "worse" than the others.

It's hard to envision Katja in another environment other than Bernd's, not that she hasn't considered it and has scouted other venues. But in the end she realized where her natural roost was. It's the service providers and the level of service that they provide that sets these clubs apart from each other.

Iseki

11-20-09, 11:45

Iseeu,

I take it that Anna is off the Disability List and back at the Hof? Good to know she has returned and hope to see her in a few weeks.

Rob Raunch

11-20-09, 20:21

The roster that day included Alex, Alina, Angie, Anna, Babsi, Dana, Erika, Jenny, Katja, Magda, Sandi (new, large buxom blonde, with some extra padding around the midriff), Steffi and Tanja. Not a redhead in the bunch.Euhhhhmmmm Iseeu.

Katja has what we call here "chestnut-red-hair".

Shes the only woman which qualifie his critiria.

(you have been looking at her pubichair too much again, or at least your vision did not go north of her beautyfull breasts.hehehehe, can't blame you!)

Have FUN!

Gfe Finder

11-20-09, 23:04

Euhhhhmmmm Iseeu.

Katja has what we call here "chestnut-red-hair".

Shes the only woman which qualifie his critiria.

(you have been looking at her pubichair too much again, or at least your vision did not go north of her beautyfull breasts.hehehehe, can't blame you!)

Have FUN!

Yes, it's recently colored red, which a newbie may not know. Hence the confusion.

Iseeu

11-21-09, 17:05

Yes, it's recently colored red, which a newbie may not know. Hence the confusion.

Euhhhhmmmm Iseeu.

Katja has what we call here "chestnut-red-hair".

Shes the only woman which qualifie his critiria.

(you have been looking at her pubichair too much again, or at least your vision did not go north of her beautyfull breasts.hehehehe, can't blame you!)

Have FUN!
From my extensive inspection both north and south of her alpine region, her hair is certainly not reddish, nor could she by any stretch of the imagination be called a "redhead". Besides, Charlie in his own description of Katja described her as "a busty MILF with tinted brown hair", so he certainly couldn't be referring to her in one sentence as a redhead and a few sentences later as having tinted brown hair.

UMMM and yes I did take an extra close look at her pubic region just to make sure.

Iseeu

11-21-09, 17:06

Iseeu,

I take it that Anna is off the Disability List and back at the Hof? Good to know she has returned and hope to see her in a few weeks.
Yes, she has returned looking her pretty self. I spoke to her briefly to tell her how good it was to see her again and ask how she felt.

Angus Magee

11-21-09, 17:28

From my extensive inspection both north and south of her alpine region, her hair is certainly not reddish, nor could she by any stretch of the imagination be called a "redhead". Besides, Charlie in his own description of Katja described her as "a busty MILF with tinted brown hair", so he certainly couldn't be referring to her in one sentence as a redhead and a few sentences later as having tinted brown hair.

UMMM and yes I did take an extra close look at her pubic region just to make sure.

In Angus' somewhat lively imagination Katja is an enlightened tantric priestess and I am sure that she could (should she so chose) to make you believe her hair is any color she wishes it to be.

She sure put the whammy on me in my short time there.

Iseeu

11-21-09, 17:47

She sure put the whammy on me in my short time there.
...and she remembered my "Scottish" friend very warmly too. LOL

Angus Magee

11-21-09, 18:41

...and she remembered my "Scottish" friend very warmly too. LOL

Well that certainly makes my evening a wee brighter:-)))

AM

Marlow

11-23-09, 10:05

From my extensive inspection both north and south of her alpine region, her hair is certainly not reddish, nor could she by any stretch of the imagination be called a "redhead". Besides, Charlie in his own description of Katja described her as "a busty MILF with tinted brown hair", so he certainly couldn't be referring to her in one sentence as a redhead and a few sentences later as having tinted brown hair.

UMMM and yes I did take an extra close look at her pubic region just to make sure.

I suggest reading the erotic poem by one John Donne to his mistress. He speculates as to which direction he should take to reach that part of her he was privileged to visit so often. Should he start from the North and work downwards? This direction had several distractions on the way, her lips, her breasts her stomach to name a few. Or should he start from the South? Donne decided as his lust was beyond control he had to take the southern route as this was the shortest and most direct and he only had to negotiate her inner thighs before reaching heaven.

Marlow

11-23-09, 10:09

@Iseuu - is she to your knowledge no longer doing escort work? Would be good to know her answer.
She is/was expensive will say that, at 200 Euros an hour....

Iseeu

11-23-09, 21:19

@Iseuu - is she to your knowledge no longer doing escort work? Would be good to know her answer.
She is/was expensive will say that, at 200 Euros an hour....
I'll ask her... but to the best of my knowledge she still is at it on weekends. Somewhere down on this thread is the website where she can be found.

Iseeu

11-23-09, 21:25

Not finding the time yet to write a full report of my visit last week, but have to at least report that contrary to what has been reported here, I paid for all of my sessions at the end of my visit and not following each session. I was all set to follow Katja up the steps and pay her her well-earned fee, but she just gave me a towel and a big hug and left me so I could go to the downstairs showers. Didn't even ask for my locker number. So the universe continues on its annointed course...

One sign of the times: They have a new promotion for returning guests. The second visit each month, you're only charged a 50 Euro entry fee. Upon entering Connie or Edith mark down your name, birthday and date of entry in a notebook they keep at the reception desk. Not sure if this also works for the 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc. visits...

Dev Null

11-24-09, 13:22

As far as I know they changed the payment policy as of last week and returned to the usual procedure.

Rob Raunch

11-24-09, 17:38

One sign of the times: They have a new promotion for returning guests. The second visit each month, you're only charged a 50 Euro entry fee. Upon entering Connie or Edith mark down your name, birthday and date of entry in a notebook they keep at the reception desk. Not sure if this also works for the 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc. Visits.The official text should have been: for every fully paid admission (70 Euro's) you get a "coupon" value 20 Euro which has a 30 day expiry.

(so you pay 50 Euro's every second time)

Something to please the "stammgasten" (regulars) and to stimulate newbies to cumm back within 30 days (as if newbies would need encouragement to return after they have been to the room with; Katja or Mara or Magda or Alina or Jenny or Svenja or etc..Duhhhh, hahaha)

Was already there for my "regulars-rebate" and it worked!

(the rebate paid for half of my Reuter-room, I slept like a baby!)

They are planning a Xmas-celebration on I believe dec. 17th, could be nice!

(anyone going to be there on 17th or 18th?)

Have Fun!

Iseki

11-26-09, 00:12

Will be trying out the rebate sometime the week of the 7th Dec.

Anybody else have plans during that week?

Didn't Anna change her hair to a reddish tint? Maybe that was about a year ago.

Dev Null

11-26-09, 03:03

Gentlemen,

After yesterday's visit to Schieferhof I am happy to provide some first-hand information:

Regarding payment procedure things are the way they used to be, in other words you pay when checking out.

I spotted a few new faces, probably with northafrican roots. Not bad, but they seemed a bit shy and their service quality will have to be submitted to some testing before publishing a recommendation.

No further testing required for Anna from Poland who recently returned to Bernd's after curing some injury and provided the usual excellent service to me. With well-known SP like Katja, Rita and Tanja onboard, there was a cheerful atmosphere and definitely no sign of any crisis.

Marlow

11-26-09, 08:54

Regnad

11-26-09, 12:49

There are those among us with long memories who will always/possibly think we saw better times.

Actually I think that is true. Ten years ago sauna clubs were few and far between..Oase was a ruin, World didn't exist, Palace was a red carpet hell, Samya was a doctors practice, F39 was dingy, Acapulco was on another continent, Artemis was some Greek God or other and Finca was your rich man's pad in Spain.

So there was a kind of band of brothers friendship among mongers, we were out there frontlining this new territory. And for the girls the competition to get a place was hot. Bernds probably turned away more than they accepted. so you tended to get the most committed and the best talent.
"The good old days are good and gone; that's why they're good, because they're gone." Loudon Wainwright III

Dunno, Marlow, on the one hand you state that the "old days" were better times, then go on to describe a condition that has been improved upon vastly.

There's the feeling on this side of the pond that the talent level in Major League Baseball has declined in the last 50 years with the number of teams having increased from 16 to 30. But when you consider the increasing population, the addition of players of color and a massive influx of international talent, things really haven't changed at all.

I think the FKK scene in Germany is operating under similar dynamics. Yes, there are many more clubs and, as you say, they are much nicer than they were before the end of "prohibition."

If the local clientele is falling, the international clientele is expanding, more so as the word spreads, it now seven years since the end of "prohibition." I live in the good old US of A, an enormous land mass buried in the dark ages with regard to laws allowing what a woman is allowed to do with her body (i.e. no renting allowed.) I, fortunately, live with 45 minutes of the Canadian border, another 45 minutes from the North American mongering mecca in Montreal.

This "band of brothers" dynamic you refer to below exists in La Belle Province as well. Through another vBulletin board, I've become friends with quite a number of hobbyists and we get together in Montreal on a fairly regular basis. One of our number, the Baron von Breadmann, discovered FKK clubs a few years back and shared his experiences on the Montreal board. (Yes, there's a Montreal section here, but it's fairly dormant.) Two years ago, I took the plunge and have been to Hessen/NRW four times in the last 24 months. I've two more trips planned in the next six, the latter of which I expect to make in the company of two of my Montreal friends.

This "spreading of the word," I expect, is also occurring in the female population as more and more girls find their way westward to Germany.

I think what you're seeing, the discounts, is a temporary blip due to a down economy. They keep building more clubs, several large ones have opened since I started journeying over, and they keep coming. Individual visits may not be bringing in the revenues they used to, but I'll bet, if the numbers were examined, club visits, nationwide, are on a significant upward trajectory.

Of course, I could be totally full of shit.

Iseeu

11-26-09, 22:59

Will be trying out the rebate sometime the week of the 7th Dec.

Anybody else have plans during that week? I may be there that week, at the beginning of the week, though still not sure.

Didn't Anna change her hair to a reddish tint? Maybe that was about a year ago.
Sure looks blonde to me...

Iseki

11-26-09, 23:16

ICU,

It would be nice to meet you if all things fall in place, always have enjoyed your postings. Good to hear Anna is back to blond.

Iseeu

11-26-09, 23:24

Whether the service at Bernds or any club for that matter is declining is a matter of taste and I must say past experience. There are those among us with long memories who will always/possibly think we saw better times.

Actually I think that is true. Ten years ago sauna clubs were few and far between..Oase was a ruin, World didn't exist, Palace was a red carpet hell, Samya was a doctors practice, F39 was dingy, Acapulco was on another continent, Artemis was some Greek God or other and Finca was your rich man's pad in Spain.

So there was a kind of band of brothers friendship among mongers, we were out there frontlining this new territory. And for the girls the competition to get a place was hot. Bernds probably turned away more than they accepted. so you tended to get the most committed and the best talent.

Currently a lot of clubs and houses are feeling the pinch. This I can see from the various websites offering discounts that they never offered before. That Bernds is doing it is proof beyond doubt in my book. Curious as the German economy is putting in its best performance since before the crash.

Is it the decline in talent the falling numbers of mongers? I guess a bit of both. Men still go and the place looks full, but they aren't spending as much as they once did. And for the girls, as I have said before, their costs have doubled yet the price per pop remains the same.

Promotion isn't a bad thing, but a sign something ain't working.Dilution is having its effect on the service ethic. You can strike gold in any club and find an SP who provides superior service, but the vast number of transitory providers across Germany has served to dilute that possibility.

I began mongering at about the time frame you describe and it was an eye opener for me. There were 5 or 6 good FKK clubs to visit (Atlantis, Sankt Augustine, Babylon, Bernd's amongst them) all with a basic standard of service. Each was somewhat different, but basic FKK service was the same. The women were naked (quite often the men were too); none of the sarongs, negligees, wraps or dresses that you can find today. A pre-session audition which included some tonsil exploration, sex play and mutual groping of organs was the norm. Service included at the minimum DFK, DATY, and BBBJ.

Needless to say, it's not the norm anymore. Regnad makes a good comparison with the situation in pro-sports. More teams yes, but a larger talent pool to draw from. He neglects to add, that due mostly to economic factors, it's only the teams from larger more prosperous cities that can afford to attract the best talent, so the competition in sports which have not implemented a salary cap, has diminished, leaving the small market teams to scrap for crumbs amongst a now diluted talent pool.

Occasionally, one of those teams against all odds, will put together a pretty good team and succeed by playing the game in a purer, more down to basics style. Bernd's is a perfect point in case with some of its best SP leaving for "bigger contracts" elsewhere. But it retains its core, and manages to survive amongst the "big boys" by playing the game as it should be played.

In a severe economic environment, almost all businesses, and particularly those in smaller markets, must suffer a hit. Although actual total attendance at sporting events is steadily rising, many sports stadiums in diluted markets often seem more canyons of emptiness than colosseums of might. Regnad's belief that "...if the numbers were examined, club visits, nationwide, are on a significant upward trajectory," is probably true, but that newer "fan" with a less sophisticated knowledge of the game, is also helping to lower the quality of play and by extension the service ethic.

Bernd's like most small market clubs is suffering from a slowdown in visitors as well as lower spend by its local regulars (this from many of their veteran SP). Their promotion is more a sign of the economic times than a sign that something ain't working.

Breadman

11-27-09, 02:41

. Bernd's is a perfect point in case with some of its best SP leaving for "bigger contracts" elsewhere. But it retains its core, and manages to survive amongst the "big boys" by playing the game as it should be played.

Bernd's like most small market clubs is suffering from a slowdown in visitors as well as lower spend by its local regulars (this from many of their veteran SP). Their promotion is more a sign of the economic times than a sign that something ain't working.

Yes Bernds is offering a promotion, but that promotion is skewed towards rewarding the locals who are already visiting the club on a regular basis. If a club is having a hard time getting a steady flow of customers, you don't open with such a limited promotion such as the one they've instituted. Your regulars who visit the club every couple of weeks are who will benefit from this promotion, not the tourist who's in town every couple of months.

I'll speak for the guys who's trips don't come more than once a month...this promotion sucks. I've got 300 euro's to burn roughly every day on a trip, promising to give me 20 off a future visit as long as its within one month won't get my 300 euro's into their club. If they want a fraction of the hobbiests on this and other boards who don't frequent their club to spend their 300 euro's at their club, they better think of a better promotion.

Bernds will survive the economic slowdown and the lack of spending of their visitors, their overhead is much lower than pretty much every club talked about on this forum. On the other hand, if the girls aren't making what they need to make then they'll be looking elsewhere.

Gfe Finder

11-27-09, 03:58

Yes Bernds is offering a promotion, but that promotion is skewed towards rewarding the locals who are already visiting the club on a regular basis. If a club is having a hard time getting a steady flow of customers, you don't open with such a limited promotion such as the one they've instituted. Your regulars who visit the club every couple of weeks are who will benefit from this promotion, not the tourist who's in town every couple of months.

I'll speak for the guys who's trips don't come more than once a month...this promotion sucks. I've got 300 euro's to burn roughly every day on a trip, promising to give me 20 off a future visit as long as its within one month won't get my 300 euro's into their club. If they want a fraction of the hobbiests on this and other boards who don't frequent their club to spend their 300 euro's at their club, they better think of a better promotion.

Bernds will survive the economic slowdown and the lack of spending of their visitors, their overhead is much lower than pretty much every club talked about on this forum. On the other hand, if the girls aren't making what they need to make then they'll be looking elsewhere.

The promotion is clearly aimed at local regulars, who as we probably all know make up the bulk of Bernds' customer and revenue base. By some indications (from my last visit and some Rheinforum reports) even the locals are starting to have some doubts about Bernds, which I assume provided the impetus for the promotions.

I agree that I'd like to see longer redemption periods, or some other way to attract and benefit visitors. Especially since, as you point out, visitors might drop more per visit on the girls than regulars. I do understand however, that such promotions may not necessarily make economic sense for them.

In the meantime, I’ll have to do my best to make my visits multi-day ones (to harness the promotion and because, well, time there is almost never time wasted.)

Marlow

12-01-09, 15:09

This is an interesting discussion at the risk of boring those who want more bonking and less bla bla.
Bernds is feeling the wind of change in this industry. It has a management that demands high standards which many girls now aren't prepared to meet, it doesn't open at weekends or public holidays which man men wish it did and charges an entry fee that nobody thinks is fair.
And taking Breadman's point positively discriminates against long distance visitors.
The rebate is an attempt to re-build the once loyal 'membership', that cadre of men who did go at least once a month. If I was Bernds I would go for a points system that rewards you for every visit you make no matter when.
Generally though if my experience at the Finca Xmas party is anything to go by, talent is on the wane.

Iseeu

12-03-09, 20:50

ICU,
It would be nice to meet you if all things fall in place, always have enjoyed your postings. Good to hear Anna is back to blond.
I won't be there next week. Aiming instead for Weds. Dec. 16th. Sorry.

Breadman

01-06-10, 22:04

16 SP on duty: Alex, Anna, Babsi, Danielle, Debbie, Erika, Josephine, Katja, Magda, Mara, Rita, Susie, the largish tattoed lady, a new MILF, and a tall pretty young thing whom I only saw for a few minutes before she disappeared for the rest of the day.

This is from 3 month's ago...can't find any more recent reports listing how many were working on a given day. What's the numbers been like lately?

Italy 1974

01-06-10, 22:41

This is from 3 month's ago. Can't find any more recent reports listing how many were working on a given day. What's the numbers been like lately?From my last visit (late December): Mara, Katja, Alex, Jenny, Dana, Anna, Rita, Babsi, Danielle, Magda, Erika, a new tunisian girl (black hair, nice body, very good service: she used to work at bernd's 5 years ago), a new bulgarian girl (tall, big tits), a monster tall, large and with a male face and the massesue who likes to fuck.

I fucked Jenny, the tunisian girl, anna and Mara.

Much fun indeed!

Italy 1974

Gfe Finder

01-06-10, 23:08

This is from 3 month's ago...can't find any more recent reports listing how many were working on a given day. What's the numbers been like lately?

Attendance ranged from 16-19 ladies when I was there for a few days in December, excluding Steffi and Gabi.

Iseeu

01-07-10, 00:42

This is from 3 month's ago...can't find any more recent reports listing how many were working on a given day. What's the numbers been like lately?
I was last there mid December a couple of days before their X-Mas party. 18 that day: Alex, Anna, Babsi, Danielle, Erika, Irena (new Bulgarian), Jackie, Jenny, Katja, Magda, Mara, Rita, Steffi (in a short white masseuse outfit), Tanja, large blonde MILF (WTF is her name?), and 3 other new Bulgarians, who sat unsmiling talking amongst themselves on the upstairs couch and didn't seem to be getting any business.
My dance partners: Erika, Irena (the prettiest and most alive of the Bulgarian quartet, she claims to have previously worked in FKK World), Katja and of course, Mara.

Rob Raunch

01-10-10, 18:51

This is from 3 month's ago. Can't find any more recent reports listing how many were working on a given day. What's the numbers been like lately?I was there last week.

There were 13 women 'on duty' (according to Conny).

I don't recall all their names but do know that some of the girls were at home with their families (Eastblock countries have Christmas on jan. 7th and 8th!)

Just to name a few: Rita, Tanja, Anna, Katja, Mara, Babsi, Dana, Alina, Angie, Magda, Josephine and euhhhhhhhhh some others.

For instance Alexandra was back home;.(

Saw Josephine (with black hair nowadays)

Steffi was doing massages and looks Hot-Like-Hell in her short white massage-outfit. She was VERY populair (I can imagine why!)

For all men who are affraid of Conny; she's on holiday the next 4 weeks so grab the opportunity.hahahaha

(believe me, she's cute, once you get to know her better!.'Trust me, I'm a Doctor! '.hahaha)

Music was loud (but not TOO loud) and the girls were dancing and having Fun!

Its always a pleasure to be there

Sessioned with Magda and later with Alina both finished their school at the Academski Oralski. Summa Cum Laude

It was a good day, NO, a VERY good day!

(a pity I have to wait another two weeks to go again!.hehehehe)

Just so you know;

Their famous Bernds-Carnival-event will be on Feb. 11 (Carnival in Köln will be on feb 14-16th)

Have FUN guys! (I know I will!)

Dev Null

01-14-10, 13:15

FYI: There are reports that Magda left Bernd's. Bad news.

Gfe Finder

01-14-10, 23:48

FYI: There are reports that Magda left Bernd's. Bad news.

It looks like she has returned to Traum-Paradies after a "vacation" at Bernds, correct?

Italy 1974

01-14-10, 23:54

I can confirm that.

Italy 1974

It looks like she has returned to Traum-Paradies after a "vacation" at Bernds, correct?

Gfe Finder

01-15-10, 02:16

present: alex, alina, angie, anna, babsi, dana, elena, erika, irina, jenny, katja, magda, mara, sandra, steffi (as a masseuse), svenja, and the unnamed brunette.

a massage is a great way to begin any day

since i partied a little hard at last night’s christmas party, i didn’t get in until 1:30. it was a funny coincidence that amy macdonald’s “this is the life” was playing once i came inside.

when anna saw me she came over and wanted to know why i was late. was everything ok? was i still up for some time with her today? did she even need to ask? if she’s there everything is ok and i’m up for some time with her.

but first i needed to relax so i signed up for a massage with sandra. she looked great, as always, and had a new outfit: still a white, clingy dress that hugged her curves in all the right places but now it had some black trim on it.

upstairs, sandra’s trademark enthusiasm came through again. barely a few seconds after the door closed her tongue swirled, looped, and swished around in my mouth. when i could catch a break (and my breath) she had me lie down on my back. i thought it was to start a massage but i was wrong. i was already erect and she was so horny she couldn’t even wait. again she didn’t ask and didn’t need to. after blowing me she hopped on top and grinded away! i came inside her and she kissed me again in gratitude. after this exhausting and satisfying experience i needed some relaxation time. sandra’s massage was perfect for this.

after the massage i had some lunch.

i then headed downstairs and saw erika and anna sitting together on the downstairs couch, talking. now, anna’s never been aggressive with me—that’s just not her style. apparently it was no big deal for erika to jump right up, come over to me, hug me, and say that she wanted more time with me. we sat down to talk for a while. eventually we did get up to find a room for a half hour.

after a break i found anna sitting all alone and looking bored. we kissed and it progressed to a blow job on the couch. at this point she was bent over and sucking on my dick, her ass temptingly in the air. tempting to me, of course but far more tempting to dana who had just wandered down. dana reached in surreptitiously to try and tickle anna’s behind. i didn’t want dana interrupting this fantastic blow job (anna had learned in the interim how to make some awesome slurping sounds) so i tried repeatedly to swat dana’s hand away. anna had me distracted enough that dana eventually won the battle and managed to tickle anna from the rear. to anna’s credit this served as a mere momentary distraction as she gave dana an icy look that sent her away.

we went off to the room for another terrific session.

she’s the greatest dancer

after dinner i found erika upstairs. she wanted a dance partner. we tried for a couple of songs. now, erika is terrific at this, full of energy, creativity, and grace (dare i say that the famous ingrid at rio de janeiro’s termas l’uomo is in her league.) she’s also a great teacher, and she demonstrated a few moves so that i could show off with her. after a while we each needed a break to shower. when i came back to the upstairs bar mara was there. she had heard that i was dancing and wanted to see it for herself.

it was quite a long wait. mara actually came up again to ask if something was wrong. i explained that i knew as much as she did. once erika finally arrived i explained mara’s request and we headed downstairs. jesse provided the music, magda provided the laser, and we provided the show! our fancy footwork was well-received to great applause.

unfortunately, erika hurt her leg. as we sat on the couch she put her arms around me, snuggled up next to me, and looked up at me with those adoring, irresistible doe eyes of hers. i knew what to do: i suggested a leg massage. she enjoyed it so much that she wanted to go somewhere a little more private so we moved to the then unoccupied windowed bedroom downstairs.

we continued the massage. suddenly, she said that the other leg now hurts and could i work on it? no problem, i was happy to help. when i finished that she leaned in and hugged me. we happily stayed like this for a while. erika suggested that we find a room. i decided to play stupid and ask what for?

erika didn’t say a word but reached down to her pussy, pulled back her labia, and revealed an engorged, juicy, baby pink clit. since she was obviously genuinely aroused, only a fool could pass up an opportunity like this! all of the rooms downstairs were taken but we did find one upstairs that’s available and it’s another half hour of bliss for us.

i’m (no longer just) dreaming of a white christmas

after showering i found anna downstairs. since it’s about time for our date i began by massaging her shoulders. anna became so content that she asked if i took lessons. no, my dear, you have such soft, smooth, perfectly tanned skin without the slightest imperfection or flaw that i am inspired to art when i touch it. quite simply that’s all it is. we then headed for the sauna downstairs and talked for a while there. my german lessons finally paid off (and handsomely!) as we got to know each other better. after showering off our sweat from the sauna we worked up more sweat in the room.

anna wanted another massage and i happily obliged. in fact had she kept moaning like she did it would have been three times in the room that day.

suddenly, mara ventured downstairs to remind her that she was due for a double date with a couple of guys. anna had completely forgotten and apologized and excused herself.

i wandered around for a while and managed to take a peek outside. there was a snowstorm that swept through hennef that day, so even though there was a dusting visible in the afternoon at that point the ground was thoroughly covered. the drive back was never, ever fun but this time would be considerably worse!

once again, with 10 minutes or so to go i changed clothes and gathered up my stuff. erika found me in the locker room and we talked briefly about my plans to return. erika and anna were there as i settled the bill and they tried to kiss me goodnight simultaneously. anna wanted the last kiss, though, so as she opened the door she leaned forward.

yes, the weather outside was frightful but the fire of our passion was so delightful, and since i’d no place (that i wanted) to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Gfe Finder

01-15-10, 02:19

if they look this good naked, imagine how good they look with clothes on!

present: pretty much everybody. alex, alina, angie, anna, babsi, dana, elena, erika, gabi the masseuse, irina, jenny, josefina, katja, magda, mara, rita, rosa, steffi (as a masseuse, her hair no longer dyed but rather straight dark brown pulled in a ponytail), svenja, and the bulgarian brunette whose name i don’t yet know.

this time i made sure to be there for the 1 pm opening. i must be a regular now. when i approached the door to enter i was buzzed in without even knocking or having to wait. when i went there there was a winteraktion promotion whereby paid entry at full price one day allows you a 20 € discount useable within 30 days. so, entry for me was only 50 € that day.

irina again greeted me and escorted me to my locker. it was even busier than yesterday. who says there is a slump here? in fact by 2:00 the male:female ratio had skewed to an unfavorable > 1:1.

since this was a party day, all the girls were dressed in a theme: red or white lingerie, as last year. looking particularly hot: 1.) jenny in red full-backed panties which served to cup and sculpt her behind to an even more callipygous shape reminiscent of a juicy apple. 2.) anna in a low cut white dress made of ropes that hugged and strategically covered her while showing off a sexy tan. 3.) alina in a short low-cut red dress (more on this later.)

after a shower and lunch (again no christmas themes with the food) i found anna. we took an hour so that we could each have a turn. when it was hers i started by kissing her lips and working my way down to her breasts. i took her entire breast into my mouth while my other hand alternated between massaging the other breast and teasing the other nipple. anna really enjoyed the sucking sensation, so i lingered for a while. her moaning was so slow, erotic, and pleasurable to listen to that it came close to being my turn again! each breast got its due and then i moved down to her pussy and slowly brought her to orgasm with my tongue. i decided to play with her a bit by cranking up the intensity and speed and then backing off if i could feel her getting close to orgasm (i loved licking her thus i wanted to keep doing it as long as possible.) she did come. we finished before the hour mark was up and talked some more.

pining for attention

during the down time, i was at the downstairs bar when erika decided to get up and try some pole dancing. she had jessie put on a song and started. at first, she seemed shy and embarrassed particularly when, once suspended in mid-air and with her legs wrapped around the pole, she bent upside down, her dress fell over her head, and she exposed her pussy to the whole basement. eventually she relaxed, got into a groove, and worked that pole like magic! her thighs grabbed and squeezed the top as she sensually slid down using only her thighs, showing off her lithe body all the while. “oh to have my own pole between those thighs!” i thought.

while i and every other male in the basement stood or sat gape-jawed at erika i guess some of the other girls must have gotten envious from the lack of attention. rita in particular must have been upset because while i sat on the barstool still gawking at erika rita reached out and pinched my nipple. she smiled a devilish smile as she walked by.

rita has a cute face and her little trick was admittedly effective if crude. i followed her over to the couch and sat down to talk with her for a while. “just playful fun,” she said when i confronted her about her opening move. she’s telling the truth because she didn’t mind when i reciprocated. after a great makeout session and a blow job on the couch we went off to find a room.

rita continued kissing me and it felt fantastic! she managed to mix it up and proceed leisurely, sucking on my upper lip, then moving to my tongue, and finishing by sucking on my lower lip. did i mention that her fingernails slowly caressed my chest the whole time? no, she neglected nothing important. after jumping on top of me and grinding her hips back and forth for a bit i had to take her and flip her over so that i could more easily come inside her.

i figured at that point that i had earned some dinner. upstairs in the dining room erika was eating and casually let it slip to another guest that she spoke spanish. that’s when we got to talking--it turns out that we both used to live in the same place in spain and through our conversation she managed to turn me on even more than her dance did.

do you know that hot girl over there?

i headed downstairs where alina caught my eye. i mentioned earlier that she made a certain low-cut red dress that she wore look really hot. with a drink resting in her hand, a song pumping from the jukebox (50 cent’s “in da club”), some swaying in her hips, a santa cap on her head, and her breast tattoo teasingly poking out of her dress, she looked like that super-sexy girl in the club everyone wants to hook up with. of course in this particular club your probability of success with such girls is near unity. she loves to dance and she could tell i had an interest in her. anyone could tell this since i couldn’t keep my eyes off her. i think she took advantage of this by moving around the floor and watching as i strained my neck to keep up. during a few songs she ground that hot ass of hers into my lap. she even threw her arms around me, pulled me in close, and kissed me!

fast forward to a few hours later: last call. quite a few girls (including alina) were gone and/or not available. erika, however, was chatting with dana. i came over to erika and suggested that we find a room. we worked gradually as i like. with my hand, i stroked her cute face, moved down to her neck, grazed her breasts, felt those soft but strong thighs, and gazed deeply into her eyes. she leaned in to kiss me. and did it again, and again. i worked my way down to suck on those large, tasty nipples of hers and as i flicked my tongue across each one she moaned in pleasure. before i knew it my head was between her legs licking her pussy to a ferocious orgasm.

it turns out that we had been together 40 minutes without either intending to go over. good girl that she was, erika charged me for only one program and also guaranteed herself a generous repeat customer.

with only 10 minutes left i went to change. anna came over and apologized profusely for missing me during last call. i told her not to worry, that i would be there tomorrow and that we would spend lots of time together then.

my favorite christmas gifts: wine, women, and song

at last year’s party the jukebox had several christmas songs available including bing crosby’s “white christmas.” toward the end of the day rosie treated the guests to her rendition of that song and she may be giving bing a run for his money :) !

upon checking out each guest got a christmas gift: a bottle of wine. it was a very nice touch and good wine. i got another gift earlier, the best i could have gotten: time with anna.

after settling the bill i had the pleasure of a good night kiss from rita, from erika, and from anna. i did my best to hold with each of them as each girl’s kiss kept me warm. unfortunately, even with some of the hottest girls on earth, mother nature and the cold winds gusting in from outside eventually won.

at the end of another day of great women, music, and fun, i had to wander out into the cold and the darkness back to my hotel until tomorrow.

Gfe Finder

01-15-10, 02:21

i wanted to economize costs this trip, so after my arrival in frankfurt i went into town to pick up the car. i had a reservation with europcar. i specifically requested an automatic but they claimed not to have one or to stock them for that matter. i had to go back to frankfurt train station to get one and pay the surcharge even after requesting a credit and despite the fact that i had a reservation confirmed for an automatic at the office in town. a shame, but anyway….

just to see her again

i missed anna last time in september and on the drive up my ipod played this smokey robinson hit, apropos of my feelings at the time

just to see her
just to touch her
just to hold her in my arms again one more time

if i could feel her warm embrace
see her smiling face
can't find anyone to take her place
i've got to see her again

because of the mess with my rental car i didn’t arrive until after 1 pm. as if this weren’t bad enough for some reason two cars blockaded the closer parking lot located at schieferhof 24. so, i had to move down to the one at the far end of the street and walk all the way back to go inside.

present: alex, alina, angie, anna, babsi, dana, elena (a new and quite tall lady from bulgaria if memory serves correctly), erika, irina (also new and from bulgaria, a brunette considerably shorter and smaller than elena), magda, mara, rita, rosa, sandra, svenja, tanja, and one more bulgarian brunette whose name was not yet on the board.

anna leaned over and peered at me from behind the check-in counter when i arrived. she looked pleasantly surprised to see me, i let out a sigh of relief, and her smile lit up the entire room.

as i headed to the locker room to change clothes i could hear another couple already getting busy in the bedroom behind the changing rooms. the girl’s gentle, slow, rhythmic moaning proved an erotic enticement to start the day.

for the open mind there is plenty to do between sessions or in this case before starting one. for instance, it looked like tanja also needed some downtime between sessions. she was sitting on the downstairs couch, leaning back with her pussy splayed forward, rubbing her clit, and exposing a warm, slippery, inviting darkness for all present to see.

when i got my fill of this i chatted with a first-time visitor from finland. he apparently heard of this place from various internet forums. he asked for my recommendations and since anna was busy at the time i pointed him in mara’s direction. the two of them talked for a while, wandered into the windowed bedroom, and then disappeared into another bedroom for hours.

before all this he recommended magda from poland to me. now, she’s been getting good reviews. nonetheless, it’s what she didn’t do that gave me pause: i didn’t see her smile at customers--with the girls, sure, but not so much if at all with the guys. this may be nit-picky but i need the girl to smile at me before i can consider her. so, i kept looking. i may be missing a great opportunity but absent a smile, i’ll never know.

angie and i chatted for a little while and caught up. she gets higher and higher on my to-do list each time, and one of these visits i’ll find some space for her on my dance card.

babsi and i also had a chance to catch up. she is always a lot of fun for sex or otherwise and we had discussed whether it’s a problem if you can’t talk to your partner during sex (e.g., because of a language barrier.) despite the obvious problem of not being able to communicate you may paradoxically be better off in one way: not talking forces you to pay attention to and respond to your partner’s body language, which speaks much, much more than words and is harder to conceal, making it feel like you’re more in sync and the sex even better.

swept away

just before dinnertime, i saw anna alone at her usual spot on the downstairs couch. “this is your chance, don’t miss it!” said my head and my dick. i swooped in. we embraced and then kissed, picking up right where we left off so many months ago. when she leaned over and started in with a blow job edith suddenly called from upstairs: “anna!” the whole downstairs shot back “nein!” her mouth was busy and i was too enraptured in ecstasy to join in.

off to the room we went. now, i’ve reported on my sessions with her before and how we find something new to like about each other every time we’re together. this time was no exception but rather than tell you about it in my own words i think christopher cross does a better job:

i was swept away
no one in the world but you and i
gotta find a way to make you feel the way that i do
i was swept away
without a warning
like night when the morning begins the day
i was swept away
…
the words of a look
the language of touch
the way that you want me means so much

the next few hours are a blur because a.) there was no blood left in my brain and b.) i was still floating on clouds of bliss. there was conversation, i think there was dinner, and i was in happiness so steeped that some of the other girls mistook it for sleep. even after i tried to pass my demeanor off as jet lag, dana, angie, and alex all separately joked that they’d throw cold water on me if they caught me napping.

i do remember that rosa found me resting on the upstairs couch. she’s got some very nice, large breasts and some luscious lips that severely tempted me. i explained that i was resting up for another date. a date with rosa would come. not today but some day. so many girls, so little time….

anticipation

around 10, i had arranged another date with anna. a mere 10 minutes beforehand another guest sat next to her and started making out with her. so, i’d have to wait but i had some company from carly simon

and i tell you how easy it is to be with you
and how right your arms feel around me.
but i rehearsed those words just late last night
when i was thinking about how right tonight might be.

anticipation, anticipation
is making me late
is keeping me waiting

i passed the time in the sauna. the warmth was quite helpful in alleviating some knee pain that had been bothering me throughout the day.

after my second session with anna we stepped out to an eerily deserted basement. she turned some of the lights back on and walked me back to the shower. after cleaning up i came upstairs, changed, settled the tab, and kissed her goodnight.

as i drove to the hotel i began to reflect on the events of the day. as i alluded to in the title of this report both duke orsino and i had hoped that just as surfeit of food satiates one’s appetite for nourishment, surfeit of music will satiate one’s appetite for love. unfortunately, despite the wonderful, passionate, and life-enriching journey on which both music and love take you, you never get full from either.

Bun Biter

01-16-10, 14:27

Last time I was at Bernd's I arrived at around 1:30 and Sandra was booked for the next 2 hours. By the time she was ready for me it was nearly 4 and she said that it was only going to be a massage and nothing more. She was nearly true to her word. I did get to caress her during the massage and she was quite playful. It was very clear that had I been lucky enough to book her earlier, the session would have resulted in much more.

But my question is about her pricing. The massage is €25, but what about the non-massage services? Is the price structure the same as the rest of the girls at Bernd's?

Peace.

Italy 1974

01-16-10, 14:31

Bratwurst

01-16-10, 16:35

I was there last week.

Just so you know;

Their famous Bernds-Carnival-event will be on Feb. 11 (Carnival in Köln will be on feb 14-16th)

Have FUN guys! (I know I will!)Carnival event?

Can some of you guys give some more details on this?

Is it a good option for a debut at Bernds?

Extimated girls and guys attendance?

Thanks in advance.

Ciao

Gfe Finder

01-16-10, 16:54

Capt Dan

01-17-10, 17:34

Gfe Finder

01-17-10, 18:29

Carnival event?

Can some of you guys give some more details on this?

Is it a good option for a debut at Bernds?

Extimated girls and guys attendance?

Thanks in advance.

Ciao

Like all the party days the girls are dressed in costumes rather than being naked. As for this being a good debut visit, let me put it this way: there's never a bad time to visit Bernds. That said, such days tend to be crowded, with the male:female ratio skewing above 1:1 shortly after opening and staying that way for most of the day. During parties you can expect ~20 girls there.

Rock Hard

01-18-10, 03:25

If last year was any indication, these parties are a blast. You get them dressed up in various outfits, it's different and it's fun.

I would highly recommend it.

Scoozi

01-18-10, 12:40

Does anyone know where Monika who used to be at Bernds is now working?

Basketcase

01-18-10, 22:31

Gotta say "Gfe Finder" that to a greater degree I really enjoyed your 3 day report on FKK Bernds. The report was well written with good style and was also informative and entertaining. However, I did find that I was disturbed about the manner in which you quoted lyrics (poetry) to describe your time with one of the girls working in that establishment.

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Anyway, more an observation than a criticism. As I said, I enjoyed the report which deserves to be cited in the Reports of Destinction section.I think Gfe Finder is describing his feelings in poetry and popular song for the short time that he with girl. Maybe for that moment he with her he feel those true tears of joy of knowing a woman intimately. He do as his nick name says, he finding GFE. So true to his word he write like that.

Also, I agree that the girls will have received many kilometre of rock hard penis in their working lives from many different strange men.

Shasar

01-19-10, 02:16

Does anyone know where Monika who used to be at Bernds is now working?Monika was working in the summertime on the Strassenstrich in Köln and Bonn, at the moment I have no idea if she is back in any FKK club!

Gfe Finder

01-19-10, 03:44

Gotta say "Gfe Finder" that to a greater degree I really enjoyed your 3 day report on FKK Bernds. The report was well written with good style and was also informative and entertaining. However, I did find that I was disturbed about the manner in which you quoted lyrics (poetry) to describe your time with one of the girls working in that establishment.

I see that you haven’t yet had a chance to go to Bernds and post your experiences. I’ll tell you what: if you go and if you don’t feel like breaking into song afterward, we’ll discuss it some more. ;) :)

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Anyway, more an observation than a criticism. As I said, I enjoyed the report which deserves to be cited in the Reports of Destinction section.

As for the women I choose getting banged frequently, I certainly hope that they are! Given all the fun I’ve had over the years, if I can return the favor by getting them more attention and business, I am happy to do so.

Thanks for reading, I'm glad that you (and others) enjoyed the report. :)

LongRange

01-19-10, 10:55

Does anyone know where Monika who used to be at Bernds is now working?Overheard a conversation last time I was at Bernds,admittedly last september!that she was back in her home country,namely Hungary,I remember she said she was from Pecs I think,but that was 4 months ago so who knows.

Angus Magee

01-19-10, 15:53

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Give a romantic old monger a break Cap'n.

Gfe Finder certainly isn't the first monger to be inspired into song by a working girl and I doubt he will be the last. Some guys have even been know to put pen to paper and write their own songs.

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again

It's a bad way
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Personally I take my inspiration where I find it no matter how much cock she has had that ain't mine.

Capt Dan

01-20-10, 00:40

I see that you haven't yet had a chance to go to Bernds and post your experiences. I'll tell you what: if you go and if you don't feel like breaking into song afterward, we'll discuss it some more...Sorry, no plans to visit Bernds. Also, sorry to dissappoint, but I aint' no opera singer!.

As for the women I choose getting banged frequently, I certainly hope that they are! Given all the fun I've had over the years, if I can return the favor by getting them more attention and business, I am happy to do so.I can see that you are a regular good samaritan!

Try not to dwell on the negative comments I make.

I also threw you a couple of bones (positive comments)!

I ain't all bad.

Capt Dan

01-20-10, 00:57

Give a romantic old monger a break Cap'n.Hey, I said I liked the report, just cut back a bit on the opera singin! ;)

Other than that it was a swell piece of prose! :cool:

Boomer10

01-30-10, 18:20

The Bernd's web site has a notice saying Leoni will be back for the week of 8 - 12 Feb.

Angus Magee

01-30-10, 18:30

The Bernd's web site has a notice saying Leoni will be back for the week of 8 - 12 Feb.

Let the stampede begin!

Mambomike

01-30-10, 23:45

Let the stampede begin!

I guess Oase will be empty of bears by the time I get there. 60 women and little ole me.

Rob Raunch

02-05-10, 16:53

I can confirm that Magda is gone.

Italy 1974Guess who's back!. MAGDA!

(AND also Sandy. the Jamilla/Lara crossover- andAlex from vacation and Conny also from her vacation.)

Life is GOOD! The Universe slowly puts his little Stars back where they belong!

Guess who's going to visit them soon!

GRTZ Rob

Fats

02-06-10, 20:12

For anyone attending the Weiberfastnacht Party on February 11th...save ten Euros.