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Warsteiner

10-05-08, 09:02

A lot of my recent visits to the clubs have been to GT hwoever now with the weather changing for the worse it's time to try a few different clubs as the allure of the GT outside area isn't as appealing. I've previously been to PHG about 5/6 times and always had a good time although the last time was about a year ago.

I arrived at midday and was greeted at the door. The usual €50 transaction for the entry fee and then off to get changed and have a shower. I had a quick look around and there were 4 other men and about 10 girls of pretty low standard. No problem I thought, it's early more girls and men would show up during the day. After having a bit of breakfast I spotted Honey. She is not normally the type that I would go for as she is a little 'bottom heavy' and I generally like women with tight/petite backsides but she has a really slutty look about her and I had also seen her during my previous visits last year.

Name: Honey
Nationality: Hungarian
Age: 21
Height: 1.65cm
Hair: Brunette, shoulder length
Breasts: B cup
Langauge: Speaks about 5 languages including English so no problems with communication
Looks: 7, a bit 'bottom heavy' for me but had a slutty look as well
Attitude - 10, a complete PSE and she is definietly a nympho
Session - 10, anything goes and I had to stop after 90 mins. She wanted to carry on and was rubbing herself against me but I was half dead!
Repeat - Yes, but I might need some Red Bull next time :)

I called her over and we had a chat before heading off to the room. I thought she had a slutty look and I wasn't wrong - this girls is a complete porn star! Lots of DFK, BBBJ, DATY, anal, sex in god knows how many positions; a complete nympomaniac! We had a great 90 minute session and she pretty much killed me.

After the session with Honey I needed a lot of time to recover and this wasn't a problem as the girl situation hadn't improved. At about 5pm a couple more girls arrived and there were 2 (one of them being Loredana) that were on the to do list but the situation wasn't good.

I was chatting with a couple of guys (one NL and the other Turkish) in the sauna and we were all commenting on the lack of men/women. None of us had been to the club in the last 6 months so we weren't too sure if this was the norm now. The atmopshere in the club wasn't particularly good as there were so few people. I decided to leave the club at about 7pm and there were a few more men arriving but no more women :( When I left the car park outside was about 1/3 full and for a Saturday this isn't good. There were probably 20-25 women in the club when I left and I would have a session with maybe 4 or 5 of them. During my visits to the club last year on a Saturday evening there are normally about 40-50 men and 30-35 women and a high proportion of the women are good looking. There was always a party atmosphere but on this day there was a guy who slept the whole afternoon in the main room and this pretty much summed up the atmopshere.

I don't know whether this was just an 'off day' for the club or if this is the norm now that other clubs (VV and LR) have opened nearby.

It's a shame that this club seems to have gone downhill, hopefully this was just a bad day and I will probably try the club again in a month or so as I have some fond memories of past visits.

Willem2

10-08-08, 20:09

@Kingwenslass

The name of the girl is Leyla. And you were very lucky because she is only this week present.

I will visit PHG sunday again.I have made a mistake. She will be present more often (but I don't have her phonenumber)

Sunday there were about 30 girls present: Adella, Alini, Bianca, Clara, Cynthia, Denise (r), Dilara, Emna (? ), Flora, Florence, Gabriella (Living Room), Gina, Isa, Ivette/Yvette, Julia, Kaya, Lazarina, Liana, Lola, Loredana, Marleen, Martina, Michelle, Nicoletta, Rachel, Sammy (ex Steffie), Sevka, Sona, .

I had a session with Martina (Poland, 28-32y, 1. 72m, DD-cup or more, red hair) who was back from vacation. If you like big tits it's a must have. But her service, specially her blowjob is excellent.

Second session was with a girl I just met in Living Room: Gabriella (Paula/Leyla in Living Room). It was her first day in PHG. It's a girl from Rumania but it looks as if she is from Russia. Blond hair, slim, 1. 65m, no tattoo, small B 20-23y, nice body etc. Able to speak english, spanish and italian.

Greetings Willem

PS 31 October Halloween Party

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Beffen1

10-09-08, 01:24

[QUOTE=Willem2]
Sunday there were about 30 girls present: Adella, Alini, Bianca, Clara, Cynthia, Denise (r), Dilara, Emna (? ), Flora, Florence, Gabriella (Living Room), Gina, Isa, Ivette/Yvette, Julia, Kaya, Lazarina, Liana, Lola, Loredana, Marleen, Martina, Michelle, Nicoletta, Rachel, Sammy (ex Steffie), Sevka, Sona, .
[QUOTE]
Hoi willem. When you mention Marleen, is this THE marleen from Findland, usually working at Samya? I'd love to see her again, its been a few years.

greetz
beffen

Willem2

10-09-08, 13:17

Hoi willem. When you mention Marleen, is this THE marleen from Findland, usually working at Samya? I'd love to see her again, its been a few years.

Greetz,

BeffenNo, she is still working at Samya.

HookNose

11-10-08, 04:30

Dates: Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Weather: Sucked – Cold, misty, grey

Facilities: The usual – no changes except they moved the solarium into one of the rooms above the Nacht Café. Also, there seems to be a water leak in the Nacht Café that has started to warp the wood flooring so watch your step.

Food: Excellent as usual. Noticed that they now offer omelets/crepes for breakfast although I did not partake.

Entertainment: On Halloween night the special entertainment was a Porn Star named Barbara Devil. I assumed she was there to do some dancing or such but apparently she did a live sex show. I say apparently because I missed the show as I was occupied in one of the outdoor cabins at the time she was performing in the Nacht Café. From outside I could hear the cheering so it must have been interesting. I must say she did not look that special and she did not get the star treatment either since she stood in the food line like everybody else. The girls were not too pleased to have her there. One of the girls told me that she understood Miss Devil would be allowed to service the clients and she did not appreciate the added competition. I don’t think this actually happened since I saw her hanging around the entrance in street clothes later in the evening.

Lineup: Pretty good I thought, lots of variety. Saw a few familiar faces.

Sampled: Sania??, Monique, Judith, Bianca, Svetlana. Excellent service overall.

Hooknose

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Willem2

11-12-08, 12:58

Facilities: The usual – no changes except they moved the solarium into one of the rooms above the Nacht Café. Also, there seems to be a water leak in the Nacht Café that has started to warp the wood flooring so watch your step.There is a new floor in the NightCafé. Also new couches.

Willem2

11-26-08, 19:21

They are starting early with the christmasparty

Saturday I will be at the party at PHG:

http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/Extra info while the website isn't updated:

The entrance will be the normal price: 50 euro.

Therefore will be an extra buffet,cocktails, lots of sweets, a DJ and a Tombola.

Willem2

11-28-08, 03:23

Wednesday the follwing girls were there : Ala, Rosanna, Liana, Alison, Alma, Vanessa, Viviane, Loredana, Iza, Wilma, Alef, Christina, Indira, Nicoletta, Gabriella, Julia, Luana, Vera, Dominika, sonja, Serafina, Xenia, Cynthia, Kiara, Mona, Carla, Lia, Eveline, Jeanet, Efi, Princess, Nati, Pamela, Carolina, Svetlana, Anja, Emmi, Marlena, Gina, Nicole, Daniella, Roxy, Anna (RO), Maria, Alexia, Inna, Chantalle, Denise, Mila, Lara, Dara.

and I think that saturday even more will be there.

HookNose

12-15-08, 03:52

Dates: December 4, 5, 6 - Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Weather: Sucked again – Cold, misty, grey, wet

Facilities: Was unfortunate enough to be exiled to one of the smaller outside cabins, #25, which had been moved from behind the main building when the sand beach club was built. It was like walking in the Six Flags gravity house, the floor is slanted so much you have to climb to reach the bed.

Food: Excellent as usual.

Lineup: Very good although girls were complaining about the lack of customers.

Sampled: Sonja (P)??, Monique, Svetlana, Mila, Flora, Viviane, Vera. Always good for me.

Hooknose

Kingwenslas

03-12-09, 11:20

I also went a couple of months back at the start of the new year so I’ll combine two trips into one report. I notice that no one has posted anything on this thread for some time now, so hopefully this report will fill in some blanks.

On both days I arrived around lunchtime and things were pretty slow, but activity picked up as both days wore on. The thing that struck me the most about last Monday was the large number of Romanian girls – normally I avoid them but I still had a very good time, as I will explain.

I’ve forgotten most of the details about January’s trip, but I certainly have not forgotten Kim, and fortunately she was present on Monday. In fact, she told me that she has just arrived back from Lithuania for another stint of a few weeks, so she’ll be there now in case anyone wants to pay a visit.

Let me make one thing clear – Kim is not that good looking, but I think most experienced mongerers would agree that service is more important than looks. This can also be mitigated if you go for doubles and select a young pretty thing with nice boobs to wobble in your face whilst the other girl gives you a blowjob.

Kim’s description: – she’s quite tall, well built, big, wears glasses and has red hair. She has a fantastic memory, is quite witty, has a strong personality, fucks like a nympho and has the ability to suck you incredibly well for long stretches of time and then make it look as if you have done her a favour. This is not just my opinion but was also verified by Willem of the Ice Bear forum, who I briefly bumped into as I left on Monday night. Boy, these Dutch (Belgian…? can’t tell the difference) guys are so well informed – it takes all the guesswork out of service-provider selection.

Now that I write this, I can remember what happened back in January. I had just had a couple of forgettable sessions and therefore I approached Kim as I had vague recollections of her from a few months earlier as being a fantastic provider, in spite of her looks. She immediately remembered my name (which was impressive) and questioned why I didn’t want a double. So she organised another (highly sort-after) girl on the proviso that I wait for ½ hour – so I spent this time talking to her, getting to know her and actually deciding that I had been totally shallow and unfair in my previous assessment of her.

The session was fantastic, and so on Monday I was looking out for her as I arrived. I lined up one of the Romanians as her partner for a threesome. She is Leila, is quite short, has big boobs and is about 22. I had previously had her last summer, so I sort of knew what to expect. Or perhaps I should say that she knew what to expect from me as I recalled playfully spanking her last summer over some minor misdemeanour and I was just waiting for her to do the same this time (which she didn’t. I don’t know whether that’s a good or bad thing).

Regular readers of my posts (and I hope there’s at least a few of you) may recall my report dated 10-01-08 on this thread where I sang the praises of another Leila (forgive the spelling, it’s the pronunciation that counts). These two Leilas are not to be confused as the other one is a true star.

Anyway, in my pre-trip planning I resolved to concentrate on quality (not quantity) and relationship building (not “I’m gonna shag everyone in sight”). So the day started according to plan: Kim and Leila upon arrival for one hour, Kim and Leila mid afternoon (again one hour and another €150) and then….…….well, basic biology kicked in and I decided that absolutely fantastic sex with a perfectly matched pair of nymphs was boring and maybe, just maybe, the grass was greener on the other side of the fence. At this stage my intention was to stray just for one, measly ½ hour session. I walked through the bar and rediscovered Maxine.

The memories came flooding back. Actually they trickled back: I could vaguely remember that Maxine was a girl you repeat with, but I couldn’t remember why. Let me explain: Back in January, I was just about to leave the club. I’d had more than my share for the day. Then (and I’m sure it’s happened to everyone here) I saw a vision of beauty, who was not actually quite my type, but who nonetheless I instantly found utterly captivating.

This is what I love about fkks: You know that you don’t have another shag in you, you spot a new girl, a totally new girl across the room, you can’t take your eyes off her, then she notices you, so you look away, then you look back, and then she looks back, and then you know, you have to have her. Fkks allow us blokes to live little adventures in short periods of time, which in reality play themselves out over days or weeks (or more likely weeks or months).

So, I sit down and start talking. This was another thing. She listened intently to my mutterings and was mildly amused without contributing a thing. I concluded by telling her to get a key. In my younger days I would never have been so in control of a situation.

Now I’ll describe the sex: She was bored and fairly unresponsive until she gave me a blowjob. Then I remembered why she was worth remembering. She gives a good blowjob. You can say a lot worse about a girl than that – a lot worse. Girls can get away with a lot in life if they can give a good blowjob, and dare I say it, I would recommend Maxine, but for no other reason.

I fucked her a bit, but she said my cock was too big for her and she went back to sucking. I didn’t complain.

Towards the end of the day I tried finding Kim and Leila, but frustratingly, I couldn’t get them both together at the same time so I picked Marie. A fat bloke of indeterminate nationality, who is a complete basketcase, recommended her to me. I think he recommended her on the basis that you could have sex with her and that was it. Marie is Romanian, claimed to be 28 and used all the usual Romanian tricks of charming you into bed and then offering sub-standard service. I don’t mean this in nasty way, I’m just stating the facts. I finally came about 40 minutes into our 1 hour session and then she got up to leave. Not what I would expect in these recessionary days. Avoid Marie unless you can see something that I can’t.

In conclusion, both trips were good and don’t assume that because no one has posted anything here that nothing is happening at PHG. I think that this week/month there are too many Romanians at the club, so that counts against it in my (admittedly prejudiced) book. Total spend on Monday was €475 including entrance. With the current poor exchange rate with the £ Sterling this was more painful than normal, but overall it still represents excellent value for money.

Kingwenslas

Basketcase

03-12-09, 22:20

so I picked Marie. A fat bloke of indeterminate nationality, who is a complete basketcase, recommended her to me. I think he recommended her on the basis that you could have sex with her and that was it.

Dear All,

For the record, the reference to Basketcase is not about me.

Basketcase

Iseeu

03-12-09, 23:56

Dear All,

For the record, the reference to Basketcase is not about me.

Basketcase
You mean that there's more than one basket case out there?

Have to be carefull. LOL

Globus

03-13-09, 08:59

In conclusion, both trips were good and don’t assume that because no one has posted anything here that nothing is happening at PHG.

Thanks for the report and bringing the attention back on PHG.

I absolutely agree, this is still a recommendable place. I've been there last month and a couple of times in the last 2 or 3 years. I' ve always been on weekends (friday-sunday), so I can't tell about the situation during the week.

I think it's a good alternative to GT, which can be – at least for me – sometimes too busy and overcrowded. In wintertime, PHG offers more possibilities to withdraw a bit and relax. Usually at PHG there are a bit less women in quantity than GT, but I think both have enough attractive girls (YMMW). I've always been happy with my findings there.

Kingwenslas

03-13-09, 11:29

Hi

I don't read this as often as I used to and was unaware that you used this handle. So apologies...

But the young fat bloke who recommended Marie needs his head seeing to.

Kingwenslas

Basketcase

03-14-09, 00:49

I don't read this as often as I used to and was unaware that you used this handle. So apologies...

But the young fat bloke who recommended Marie needs his head seeing to.

Kingwenslas

Kingwenslas,

No need to apologise. It is all good. Just wanted to make it clear it was not me.

As to recommendations - some just get it wrong. YMMV.

I have not been to Planet Happy Garden since 2008. I should get back there now that the green tendrils of Spring are dawning upon us. Time for the NRW clubs to be revived for the trip schedule.

Like Globus, some of the NRW clubs like GT have been avoided since when it is cold you have very few places to retreat since the NRW venues are not as large as the clubs in Hessen. Being cooped up in a sausage fest like GT where its smokey, no where to sit since there are clans of Ice Bears everywhere and you are struggling to be allocated a room when you do finally hook up with your girl can be a challenge. Some complain about the music at GT but I quite enjoy the selection of sounds.

I do like the food at PHG and there is a party like atmosphere too albeit the lady line up is not as numerous as can be had at GT. Also I like the fact you can help yourself to drinks in the Nacht Cafe. Pity the layout of the building can be a bit warren like covering several levels.

I wonder if Melanie (Lithuania) the blond with nice set of boobs is still working there?

Cheers,

Basketcase

Big30

03-14-09, 02:41

I wonder if Melanie (Lithuania) the blond with nice set of boobs is still working there?

Cheers,

Basketcase

Hi Mr. Basketcase,

Yes she is still working in PHG! She was there last Wednesday when in was in Happy. I also like the very typical PHG atmosphere. Compared with GT you will find less girls there but 40-60 girls is no exception. Only on Sundays en Mondays it will be more like 30-35 girls. Line-up is OK although (where not?) quantitatively domininated by the Romanian girls.

@Kingwenslas,

Indeed Marie is one of those Romanian girls that give sub-standard service. There are also some Romanian girls in PHG that give a good service: Shakira, Julia, Anka, Rosanna, Anna, Alexia!

Regards,
Big30

Kingwenslas

03-16-09, 16:03

Hi Guys

I sampled Melanie back in January and would definitely recommend her :) It's good to hear that she's still around.

Regarding Big30's list of girls to go with - I'll take it in with me next time. It'll save some heartache.

Kingwenslas

Duralong

04-10-09, 09:21

Prev:

PHG was in my list mainly because of some positive reports I read here and most of all in the French forum. Despite my negative experience of last year, I thus decided to give the place another chance next Tuesday.
At about 13:15 there are at least 20 cars in the parking lot. Once inside I am not impressed by the line-up. A numerous group of Rumanians is chatting loudly outside, under the sun. I notice just a sexy, well shaped brunette, but, after having seen her heading to a room with a guy, she has disappeared.
Celine, the small Cuban mulatto, attacked me more than once, but she is really not my type of girl, so, despite the positive reports I read, I avoid a more intimate contact with her.
Long time in the sun resting. I start thinking that this place really doesn’t bring me luck. All those girls I read good reports about, were absent. I hope in the late shift. In fact in late afternoon there are new arrivals.
I notice a tall brunette. Cute face, looong legs, well shaped, although no tits.
My radar is warning me, but perhaps due to the desperation of the moment I accept her invitation to sit close to her.

She is Gina, German of Turkish origin, 178, 22. On the couch she is nice, but once in the room she is a partial disappointment. Although she promised me DFK’s what she administers me are only shallow kisses. I could finger her at the beginning, but later she makes difficulties and most of all no DATY! One should always check all the details, but you know, seems sort of rough to go through the checklist after a good conversation, when you think a certain connection has been established with the girl. She is giving me a succulent BBBJ, apparently enjoying it, but I only have to stand there passively on my knee to let her do. Perhaps many of you would have been satisfied by the situation, but in this moment I like a more active part, thus the only other alternative that she leave me is to fuck her. That’s what I do. She has a soft, wet pussy. I refrain to come a couple of times, then I start feeling like I would have not been able to come anymore. Fucking her hard is enjoyable and also a sort of revenge for her refusals. In doggy I pull her hips towards me to penetrate her deeply and she moans, apparently not faking. In mish she looks directly in my eyes as in sign of challenge. She makes a final attempt to make me come in her mouth, but I don’t feel of coming and I don’t want to gave her this satisfaction. Then 30’ have passed, game over...

...Just in time for dinner. At the meal desk I saw a stunning (false) blonde, a Barbie like kind. When did she arrive? She was wearing a towel around her waist and probably she just stepped out from a session.

Also the sexy brunette shows up again later. I realize so, that here there are a few “good” girls, that pass from one session to the other, either because they match the taste of everybody, or because they are known by regular customers for their good services, or for both reasons, while the vast group of the other girls get bored the whole day to harvest only a couple of sessions, perhaps in the evening at peak time. This is more or less like so everywhere, but not in the proportions I notice here.

Till about 21 I feel the master below unresponsive. Then I spot the Thai girl, who I already noticed before, alone in a couch. She smiles at me and I join her. I never had a Thai girl and they usually don’t attract me particularly. They are usually too small and thin for may taste, but this one is taller than normal and also well built, with some flesh on the bones.
Amy, is perhaps 165, but, as usual, looks like much taller in her heels. She has a cute face with fleshy lips. She is 40 (!) but looks much younger. Once in the room I am impressed by her huge nipples. She is sweet and does everything with apparent passion. While fingering her pussy I got the impression of it being shorter than a typical European pussy :) , nevertheless it devoured my cock to the end. However, while pumping her, she moaned in a way expressing more sufferance than enjoyment and after a while she asked me to come because she said “you have a big one” I replied “it’s not that big”, she confirmed my dick was too big for her and hurting. I did my best and managed to come at about 23’ in the session. Not having come before was a real liberation. She looked exhausted and we ended the time talking and caressing.

At 22:30 I finally find the Barbie girl, who, after processing in series a number of guys, is now sitting alone at the bar! She is Loredana, 22, looks like German or Russian, but she is Rumanian too. Anyway, at this time it’s too late and it would be too much for me, in any case I don’t feel that thrill, so I know I have to call it a day. After a sauna and a shower... direction bed.

* * *

The next Friday I return to PHG, hoping in some change in the crew and that some of the stars I read in the Youppie forum will show up (Maksim, Mimi, Mila, etc..). I will find out later that at least 80% of the crew will be the same as Tuesday.
I will spend most of the day without action. Fortunately it’s a sunny day. I meet a big guy from Holland, who I encountered for the 1st time in YY last year. He is also in company of the same friends, who apparently are continuing this kind of life.

Katja, a tall brunette from Ukraine who is making the tour of all the guys present, stops also at my place. She has a pretty face, with a wide mouth and fleshy lips. Tall, as I said, but not one of the sexiest body there, IMHO. Conversation starts out good, but after a very short time she asks if I want to go to a room with her. Would have she tried softer, trying to arouse me with her smile and her voice, I probably would have accepted, but so I am not ready yet, the master below is not giving sign of life, so he decides once again for me and I say no. She will find, soon after this, another guy happy to follow her, and passing by she showed her tongue to me. The girl revealed herself a real processor, as she passed the entire day from a session to another. I prefer to avoid processors, unless they have something special, so I did also this time.

Out of maybe 30 girls present (perhaps 40 in the evening) there is only one true blonde! Probably a German girl. She is spending most of the time chatting and joking with some, apparently friends of her, but going for a session with one of them not too often. She is not beautiful but looks sexy to me, with her tonic legs and sultry ass. I think I would have taken her to a room if she would have given me the occasion.

Anyway, time passes and it’s getting dark that I haven’t done anything yet! But fortunately I see something interesting among the girls arrived for the late shift, one girl in particular. She also launches me hot glimpses. This girl is quite exotic, of a light brown complexion, intense eyes, fleshy lips, a beautiful face where every angle is smoothed, thus inspiring absolute sweetness. Her body is soft too, but certainly not overweight (good for me that I like some flesh on the bones) and perfectly proportionate.
But I need some time to restore myself after the meal. You know, if the blood goes to the stomach, there is less left for the dick :)

Ok, I am ready now! I approach the girl, who fortunately has not gone for a session yet. Her name is Dayana, she is happy as I manifest my appreciation for her graces, but we encounter a language barrier. Her English is almost null, as is my German, but she speaks French, and I hope she would understand Spanish or Italian as well, so with me speaking an horrible mix of the three languages, we manage to communicate in some way. She is 24, born in Germany, but her parents are from Morocco. I didn’t know, before meeting her, that Moroccan girls could be this beautiful. I remembered of another exotic girl, the Egyptian descendant Chaileen, who I met in GT in my last trip. An orange light lit, warning me, but I decided to run the risk and go for a session with her. I must admit that I have a particular liking for exotic girls, probably an instinctive pulsion to mix genes. In reality not all exotic girls attract me, but this one certainly does.

Also this time the session starts out well, more or less all acronyms available. But then her phone rings (!) and she has to answer, fortunately the interruption lasts only a few seconds. She says she cannot turn it off because could be alarming for her family. While I am fucking her mish the phone rings again, but fortunately she doesn’t answer and seems concentrated in the action. She is hot and wet. Later, while I am fucking her doggy at about 20’ in the session she asks me if I want to continue or not. I say yes, and that we still have plenty of time. She says no, the half hour is almost over and she can prove it because she marked the time at the office when she got the key. I realize so that she wants to steal me 10’ of time. One should always show the time to the girl while entering the room, but I was already kissing and caressing her, also it’s such a long time that I don’t get fooled this way that I forgot to observe the precaution. Anyway, I think (while I am still inside her and trying to remain hard) how I could rescue the situation in some way, and one way is to prolong the session, in any case 10’ out of 30’ is a damage of 33% :( while 10’ out of 60’ is a damage of 16.7%, which could be reduced further trying to make last the session a few more minutes :) . So I got her (and me) tired of fucking, then I ask her to come in her mouth and she engages herself hard up to pang to earn her bonus. Finally she has to desist. She cannot believe of her not being able to make me come. She repeats “n'est pas normal!”, but I tell her not to worry.

At the end we exit the room only 5’ before the regular time, according to my clock. I pay her the regular price for the hour (75€) but she looks upset and doesn’t gratify me of the usual kiss of good bye. Well, certainly a no repeat option.

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GabrielPontello

04-19-09, 10:46

Big30

04-26-09, 04:27

Visited the PHG monday april 6th and found a so so situation.
Loredana, the romanian top girl of the site, is still there (3rd year) and is gourgeous as ever.
Then went with Kris, hungarian, not a bad pick for sure and with Magdalena, a little heavy polisk gish girl with great and hard tits. recommended.
the last pick of the day was a dominican girl in her late 30's that should have been a beauty in the past.
now she's no more a great looking choice but she gave me the best swallowing BJ in my life...

You did not make a bad choice in Happy with Loredana, Chris (her little sister Grace is also working there), Magdalena and the Dominican girl you were with was Brenda. Maybe not an optick highlight but Brenda is very friendly and I heard no one ever complaining about her service.

To me Happy is something like an old love that will never die. I always come back there. Not because of the kino and the whirlpool that they indeed do not have. Not because of the many topless girls, you will not find them in Happy.
Happy has something special that is hard to describe in words. Call it a feeling some will have this feeling others not.

The BBQ season opened two weeks ago already in Happy. This in contrast with some other clubs in NRW :-)! Although I saw last Friday in my other favourite club in NRW, VV that they were also preparing themselves for the BBQ season!
Last week there were a lot of new girls in Happy. But in contrast with some other clubs the line-up in PHG is relatively stable. Loredana/Shakira is a good example of this, just like Patricia, Anna, Chris, Dominica, Kim, Melanie and so many other girls.

@Duralong,

No surprise you met this "Big Dutch Guy" in Happy! PHG is his second home so to speak. No it was not me.

April 30 there will be Happy Maitanz in Happy, see also:
Happy Maitanz (http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/)

Regards,
Big30

Big30

04-29-09, 21:57

April 30 "Happy mai tanz". Zaubershow, maibuffet and DJ Chriss.

http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/

Regards,
Big30

HookNose

05-12-09, 04:18

Made a return visit to PHG after a four month absence; not much had changed except for the new locker doors in the locker room. The BBQ grill was in action every night which means dinner availability was greatly expanded. The pleasant weather made sitting on the patio the primary pastime.

The lineup was above average but really it takes a couple of days to determine the overall quality of the club. I have no complaints as I always seem to find a keeper to occupy my time. Sampled:

Monique – Been seeing her a long time – always remembers my name.

Jara – German with Hungarian parents. One of the few blondes in the club.

Paulina – Another blast from the past. Too good to pass up.

Clara – My first Moldavian (I think).

I’m a bit biased since I prefer this club to the others in the area but overall another good visit to PHG.

Hooknose

Smokey 3

05-13-09, 14:27

Big30

05-13-09, 14:45

Like Hooknose I have not visited PHG for some time.

I was happy to see the old relaxed atmosphere is still there.
Udo is still giving a good backrub like his collaegue André.

The dilemma is to write yes or no about a new gem I found at PHG.
Those interested will have to do some work themselves.
This nineteen year old German beauty has long black hair, is medium built and has the sweetest pair of knockers I can think of.

I fully agree that in Happy you will still find the old relaxed atmosphere. Indeed the doors of the lockers are new. The locker room looks now less outdated and more fresh. The maitanz party was very relaxed. About 45 girls most of them work al longer in Happy. Not so many new optick highlights.

@Smokey 3,

Why don't you mention the name of the German girl? No problem actually because I think the name is Chantal :-)!

Regards,
Big30

Smokey 3

05-13-09, 15:08

Congrats Big 30!
You have done your home work well.

Gr,

Tomm Boyytoyy

05-13-09, 17:17

I just called PHG from the US in preparation for my visit next week. I was told that the cost of entry is Euro 50 (correct)

-- cost for half hour session with BBBJ + covered sex is Euro 50 (correct)

-- cost for half hour session with covered BJ + cpvered sex is Euro 25 (? ! )

Is this correct? Is it only Euro 25 per 30min session for covered BJ+sex?

Seesm to good to be true. But that's what they say when you call them directly. They say this is the regular price and has been this way for a couple of years. I was very surprised at 25!

Please provide more first hand information on this. If it is true, isn't it quite the deal compared to GT and VV and LR? For those that don't care aboutBBBJ anyway.

Tx,

Tom

Tomm Boyytoyy

05-13-09, 17:18

Congrats Big 30! You have done your home work well.

Gr, I just called PHG from the US in preparation for my visit next week. I was told that the cost of entry is Euro 50 (correct)

-- cost for half hour session with BBBJ + covered sex is Euro 50 (correct)

-- cost for half hour session with covered BJ + cpvered sex is Euro 25 (? ! )

Is this correct? Is it only Euro 25 per 30min session for covered BJ+sex?

Seesm to good to be true. But that's what they say when you call them directly. They say this is the regular price and has been this way for a couple of years. I was very surprised at 25!

Please provide more first hand information on this. If it is true, isn't it quite the deal compared to GT and VV and LR? For those that don't care aboutBBBJ anyway.

Tx,

Tom

Big30

05-13-09, 18:40

I just called PHG from the US in preparation for my visit next week. I was told that the cost of entry is Euro 50 (correct)

-- cost for half hour session with BBBJ + covered sex is Euro 50 (correct)

-- cost for half hour session with covered BJ + cpvered sex is Euro 25 (? ! )

Is this correct? Is it only Euro 25 per 30min session for covered BJ+sex?

Tx,

Tom

Long time ago the 25 euro (covered BJ + sex) option was available. Formally it still could be available but you will find no girl in PHG that will make a room of 30m room for less than 50 euro.

Standard price in PHG is 50 euro for 30m. Extra 30m is 25 euro although it seems to be a trend also in other clubs that some girls charge 50 euro. Formally they can ask what they want (they work there independent) but the "rule" in PHG is 25 euro for additional 30m. If they ask more they must inform you before you make a room.

Entry indeed 50 Euro.

So the answer is that the 25 euro option in PHG in reality does not exist anymore.

Regards,
Big30

Tomm Boyytoyy

05-13-09, 20:28

Long time ago the 25 euro (covered BJ + sex) option was available. Formally it still could be available but you will find no girl in PHG that will make a room of 30m room for less than 50 euro.

So the answer is that the 25 euro option in PHG in reality does not exist anymore.

Regards,

Big30Thanks Big30. When I asked the club over the phone, they said that if a girl refused to honor this Euro 25 for covered BJ+sex rate, it could be reported to the front desk. The girl I spoke to today is called Natalie or Natalia. At their front desk. Therefore really confused. If this is indeed true, then I will go to PHG to get more bang for the buck. Otherwise, if its Euro 50 anyways, I would rather go to VillaVertigo.

What do you think? Is it a complete sham, or with the hard financial times going on, the girls might honour this rate since business is harder to come by?

Tx,

Tom

HookNose

05-14-09, 03:19

I would find it hard to believe you could find a girl that would go to a room for 25 euro. Or that management would enforce that old pricing option. On the plus side, the second half hour is almost always 25 euro. Only once do I remember a 50 euro upgrade for the second half hour. And that was for Pamela from Finland who could easily get the extra euros. And you were glad to pay it.

Hooknose

Clinic

05-14-09, 06:38

What do you think? Is it a complete sham, or with the hard financial times going on, the girls might honour this rate since business is harder to come by?

TomHi Tom,

No way any girl in phg will go with you for 25 Euros. Crisis or no crisis; indeed what Big30 tell you, it is becoming more and more common that girls asking 100 Euro for the hour instead of 50+25.

Sure it must have been a mix up with words or some communication/translation mistake.

Anyway, wish you loads of fun in VV or PHG.

Clinic

Smokey 3

05-14-09, 12:54

Tom,

Most of the girls give excellent service and honour the 30 minute time they are supposed to stay.
50 euro is quite a decent compensation for what they offer and actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places.

Your main concern will be to avoid the sharks that try to cut short the 30 minute with a minimum of effort.
PHG management is interested to know which girls do not offer what is standard.
Too many complaints will mean they are no longer welcome at PHG.

PeeTeePeet

05-14-09, 13:04

tom,

most of the girls give excellent service and honour the 30 minute time they are supposed to stay.

50 euro is quite a decent compensation for what they offer and actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places.smokey3,

tom has a valid point, and a good question. your response unfortunately does not answer any of his points. i have the same question after reading about phg. can someone please clarify what has been asked about the euro 25 per half hour session.

also, smokey3, you are mistaken about "actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places". every other place also charges euro 50 for basic service for half hour, so there is nothing modest if phg is charging the same.

in any case, i would like some light shed on the questions originally raised by tom as i am trying to figure out the same for my trip.

ciao,

peeteepeet

Breadman

05-14-09, 20:51

in any case, i would like some light shed on the questions originally raised by tom as i am trying to figure out the same for my trip.

ciao,

peeteepeet

going to assume this is your first trip to the fkk/sauna club scene. if so i suggest you bring along a cheap watch that's easily read in a dim room (white dial with black hands works great). keep an eye on the time you enter the room, even let the girl see you look...and glance at it near what you think is the halfway point in the half hour. lots of guys are shocked to see that only 10 minutes have gone by instead of the 15 they think has passed. you don't have a watch, you'll be cutting the room time short 'just in case' you go over.

the first half hour is always 50 euro's...its the second half hour that might be questioned. some girls will charge 25 for the second half hour, others will try for the 50 euro rate prevalent in frankfurt.

Big30

05-14-09, 21:12

tom has a valid point, and a good question. your response unfortunately does not answer any of his points. i have the same question after reading about phg. can someone please clarify what has been asked about the euro 25 per half hour session.

also, smokey3, you are mistaken about "actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places". every other place also charges euro 50 for basic service for half hour, so there is nothing modest if phg is charging the same.

ciao,

peeteepeet

there is only the 50 euro/30m option in phg. see also the remarks of smokey 3, clinic (hi clinic :-), ce faci?), breadman and hooknose.

regards,
big30

Smokey 3

05-15-09, 08:22

@peeteepeet,

i most welcome the advice given by breadman to the likes of you that also do not even bother to read answers carefully before they comment.
obviously you have only experienced gt etc.
there are clubs that offer services at other prices that can be 3-5 times what you expect.

what is more i recommend you mention your expectations to club management and the girl you inivite to join you.

it is punters like you that spoil girls rotten that make it hard on other visitors to find a friendly girl.

PeeTeePeet

05-15-09, 11:10

@peeteepeet,

i most welcome the advice given by breadmanyes, so do i. breadman's tip about the watch is very useful.

obviously you have only experienced gt etc.

there are clubs that offer services at other prices that can be 3-5 times what you expect.oh really!! i think you are wrong. the last time i checked, oase, palace, world, samya, gt, lr, vv, etc. all charge e50 for a half hour.

so what is obvious to me is that the half hr charge is the same as gt everywhere.
3-5 times that is e150-e250 per half hour. which (commonly frequented and discussed) clubs charge these; pray share your wisdom.

even traum-paradies is only e80 for half hr. and that is one of the most expensive discussed here. so, i can't believe the claim that others are 3-5 times more expensive than gt.

it is punters like you that spoil girls rotten that make it hard on other visitors to find a friendly girl.didn't meant to hurt your feelings by not giving you an a+ on your answer. its just that the original question posed by someone was about e25 for the first half hour for cbj+cov sex at phg. your answer did not address that question is all that was stated. no need to make personal attacks such as one above.

if anything, au contrair for other punters. it will make lots of people happier if e25 for first half hour can be verified.

peace.

pt

Smokey 3

05-15-09, 12:56

One of the most pleasant times I had at PHG was when I fell asleep after a good game and awoke about 2 hours later.

The girl laughed her head off when I slowly came to my senses.
I simply paid what she had coming to her and enjoyed the rest of the evening.

Big30

05-15-09, 14:22

PHG has a new website!

http://www.planet-happygarden.de/

Big30

Tomm Boyytoyy

05-15-09, 15:39

PHG has a new website!

http://www.planet-happygarden.de/

Big30Big30! Good spotting. The website is terrific and the collection of girls mindblowing. Why did I conclude from these reviews that PHG was much behind VV and LR in terms of girls. Also kept getting the feel that PHG has fallen by the wayside after VV started. But looking at the website, I should reconsider my conclusion. The Girl gallery has a magnetic pull and my feet are walking in the direction of PHG already!

Tom

Breadman

05-15-09, 22:26

Jimmy Boy 99

05-16-09, 01:03

Big30! Good spotting. The website is terrific and the collection of girls mindblowing. Why did I conclude from these reviews that PHG was much behind VV and LR in terms of girls. Also kept getting the feel that PHG has fallen by the wayside after VV started. But looking at the website, I should reconsider my conclusion. The Girl gallery has a magnetic pull and my feet are walking in the direction of PHG already!

Tom

You shouldn't necessarily believe what you see in these kind of galleries. The photos could be photoshopped and it is unlikely that all of them are still working there or will be there at the same time. Further, there are no face shots, so you can't really tell what they look like.

I am a fan of PHG and had 4 good sessions when I was there in the fall of 2008. However, I was there on April 26th of this year from 2PM to 8PM and couldn't find anyone I thought pretty enough to session with. I finally gave up and went to VV and had excellent sessions with Monica, a 22 year-old brunette from Slovakia) and Katy (Katrina), a 20 year-old or so French speaking blonde from Poland.

Smokey 3

05-17-09, 01:01

There are no hotels close to the club...so if you choose to have more than a couple of beers at the club, your risk is greater if the police decide to pull you over on the way out of town. Be careful how much you consume.

There are hotels in Kempen 7 km, Krefeld 15 km, Neukirch-Vluyn 20 km and Straelen 25 km.

Not exactly nextdoor but well worth considering for those with a few beers too many.

Big30

05-17-09, 01:48

There are hotels in Kempen 7 km, Krefeld 15 km, Neukirch-Vluyn 20 km and Straelen 25 km.

Not exactly nextdoor but well worth considering for those with a few beers too many.

First of all I would not recommend to drink when you have to drive!!! If you are looking for a hotel not far from Happy and which is reasonable priced, go to Etap Hotel in Willich, about 13 km from Happy,

http://www.etaphotel.com/de/hotel-2622-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-duesseldorf-west-will/index.shtml

Gewerbegebiet
Jakob-Kaiser Str. 5
47877 WILLICH
GERMANY
Tel : (+49) 02154 42 94 65

The other very attractive option is that you spend the night in Villa Vertigo about 5 km from Happy and spend the next day in Villa Vertigo :-)!

http://www.villavertigo.de/
http://blog.villavertigo.de/
http://blog.villavertigo.de/ladies/

Villa Vertigo KG
Bahnstrasse 90
47929 Grefrath
Telefon +49 (0) 2158 404 954

Then you combine the best of both Worlds :-)!!

Kind regards,
Big30

(Note: none off the girls you will find on the VV blog were fotoshopped)

Breadman

05-17-09, 13:11

There are hotels in Kempen 7 km, Krefeld 15 km, Neukirch-Vluyn 20 km and Straelen 25 km.

Not exactly nextdoor but well worth considering for those with a few beers too many.

6km's away is still too far away if the police are waiting for you to leave the club and pull you over. goldentime has several hotels within walking distance...so after getting your fill of the girls you can finish off the night with as many beers as you like without worry about driving. VV also has several hotels nearby that are close enough to walk. If phg is your destination of choice, you can always arrange for a cab from your hotel to take you to the club and back. Or as Big30 suggested, possibly park your car at VV and inform the front desk that you'll be staying the night at the club...then taxi to phg.

As to this confusion with the 25 euro first half hour...the old phg website had that listed as the price when I made my first fkk trip many years ago. Its possible they never changed it until the new site came along.

Smokey 3

05-17-09, 17:35

breadman,

you are absolutely right. it is not only police pulling you over, it is irresponsable to drive wui of alcohol.
the distances i gave are not breaking your wallet if you use a taxi.
it also gives you a chance to pick up your car the next day and visit phg again.....

i get tickets for speeding and parking offenses.
there will not be one for driving wui simply because i do not drink when i know i have to drive a car later.

Smokey 3

05-17-09, 17:42

(Note: none off the girls you will find on the VV blog were fotoshopped)

All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.

Big30

05-17-09, 18:01

All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.

True that some of them were photo shopped. But look at the picture of Loredana (aka Shakira) that is 100 % her :-)!

But I was told that the designer is still working on the webpage, it is not ready yet. If you look at the "Galerie ambiente" pictures you will find the "old pictures" of the old website. The Nachtcafe does not have a wooden floor anymore also the couches have changed already long time ago.

Regards,
Big30

Smokey 3

05-17-09, 18:39

Hello Big,

The question is what does a club want to proof with a selection of beautiful girls that are not present.
Some bloggers may even think this selection of A+ beauties are waiting for them.
That can only result in a disappointment.

I have no problem with the great selection of women now to be seen at the site of PHG.
It is obvious that is not what you will find although one or two may (partly) exist in real live.

S3

Basketcase

05-17-09, 19:47

All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.

The question is what does a club want to prove with a selection of beautiful girls that are not present.
Some bloggers may even think this selection of A+ beauties are waiting for them.
That can only result in a disappointment.

I have no problem with the great selection of women now to be seen at the site of PHG.
It is obvious that is not what you will find although one or two may (partly) exist in real live.

Smokey3,

Thank you for sharing with us that the Planet Happy Garden website pictorials are really in most cases not accurate and as you say are photo shopped. This may not be false advertising but it can be misleading for those that do not read between the lines or take the information with some common sense of what is possible.

Even I, looking at the website and thinking back to my last visit was considering ditching my usual Golden Time visit to head to Planet Happy Garden to seek out the lovelies that seem to have joined the line up since last time. If this is so then the PHG management has done some heavy recruitment and may actually be taking girls from the other clubs in the area.

If I was someone new to the scene and came to PHG expecting to see a club full of stunning gazelles and then become confronted with the truth then I would be twice shy in ever coming back again.

Regardless that there is a financial crisis on that may be attracting more women into the industry there is only a finite number of women that will or unwillingly do this type of work.

Happy Garden is a good club and has merits in its line up. For example, yous ay despite the website indicating A+ beauties to be had you are quite happy with the lady selection and maybe a couple will actually exist in real life.

Smokey 3

05-17-09, 21:08

I am a happy visitor at PHG for various reasons.
The relaxed atmosphere, the exceptionally nice women that can be found amongst which some stunning beauties
that do not need any photo shop improvement.

Club management that knows hygiene and clean surroundings are vital for a pleasant stay.

PHG does not discriminate at the entrance like other clubs do.
Anybody who accepts the rule that a stay should be pleasant for all concerned will be admitted

Just read a report about a club where the rooms are dimly lit to hide the condition of the sheets on the beds.
What happens to the rest of the hygiene there can only be guessed.

Those are the reasons I enjoy PHG very much and hope to do so for along time.

Big30

05-17-09, 22:48

Hello Big,

I have no problem with the great selection of women now to be seen at the site of PHG.
It is obvious that is not what you will find although one or two may (partly) exist in real live.

S3

Hi S3,

All girls that have Pictures on the PHG site have I seen recently in Happy. There is only on exception. Do not remember a girl named Marion.
But Melanie, Loredana, Estefania, Chantal, Jenny, Rosanna etc. are all girls that I know from Happy. The pictures of Helena are also from the Helena I know from Happy, but I have not spotted Helena recently in Happy. The Lia that you find on the site is now working in VV. Saw het there last Friday :-)!

So,

-> Yes all those girls are in Happy!
-> Yes some of them are made "artistically"

Let us wait and see if the website will be frequently up-dated as much as the VV weblog for example.

Regards,
Big30

HookNose

05-18-09, 04:00

For me the decision to visit a club is not based on a few fuzzy pictures on their web site. You have to figure that the pictures are always going to be somewhat dated and inaccurate since girls move from club-to-club or may simply not be working that week. You also have to figure there are going to be hits and misses in any club, sometimes more and sometimes less based on your standards.

PHG has no reason to post fake pictures since the regular clients would immediately recognize the deception, although I am not sure they would care that much. For me, Happy meets all my requirements since it is more of a Gentlemen’s Club rather than a sex Disneyland. As they say, your mileage may vary.

Hooknose

HookNose

06-05-09, 04:06

Made my 2nd visit to PHG in the last three weeks and in my opinion the selection was the best in the last several years. Except for one unfortunate ending I had a near 100% batting average.

Weather was overcast and chilly the first day but improved over the next two days. Facilities, staff and food were all good as usual. And is there a manager in any club hotter than Maggie?

The usual suspects:

Clara (Moldova): Tall and dark, the white bikini usually seals the deal. Repeat from my last visit.

Beatrice (Romania): Saw her four times over my three day visit so I thought we had a good connection. After my last room with her I offer her €100 for 1.5 hours when she loudly claims it was really 2.5 hours. Now I know the difference between 1.5 and 2.5 hours and when I complain she again loudly insists she knows exactly how much time was spent in the room. I am more shocked than angry and when I give her the extra €50 she storms out of the room. I realize I should have contested this with management but on my last day I was not in the mood for an argument. She had been perfectly accommodating up until then so I am not sure what was behind this event.

Sabrina (Germany): Blonde version with a great ass. Excellent nightcap.

Isabel (Poland): Smoking hot blonde with slightly enhanced boobs, looks like what an Inga from Sweden would look like. Momentary regret on my part at first since I thought it was not going as I had envisioned. Fortunately I was wrong.

Mila (Russia): An old friend, always solid gold.

Monique (Romania): Another old friend and always reliable for a good finish. Cheerfully did all of the work.

Jara (Germany): Petite blonde. Super friendly with an accommodating attitude that carries over into the room. My top choice at PHG.

Anka (Poland): Tall redhead with smallish but super perky boobs. Speaks fair English with an accent that makes her sound adorable. Toward the end of the 1.5 hour I spent with her she wanted to know where my skin was. I did not understand the question until I figured out she meant the foreskin. I guess it would be funnier if you were there. A perfect ending to one of my best visits to PHG.

Hooknose

John64

06-05-09, 20:50

All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.I know for sure that the girl named Rachel exists and was not fotoshopped, I had a session with her the last time I was there, but I cannot recommend her, she was not terrible but for me a typical optick fick. She also used a lot of spit when BBBJ, sometimes I find that exciting, but she overdid it.

I have also been with the girl named Alma, she is a hot, slim Romanian/Brasilian girl, very good.

And who doesn't know Lorredana, happy's ice queen?

I also know some of the other girls, the german Chantal, who in real life is also very hot, but I have never been with her.

So, it is bull to say that none of them exist or all pictures were fotoshopped, nut a good photographer can make pictures that look better than reality.

I had a good time last time I was in happy. Also one new very young and hot blond named Ramona. Very slim and maybe too young for me.19yrs. Speaks only spanish.

Smokey 3

06-06-09, 14:43

So, it is bull to say that none of them exist or all pictures were fotoshopped, nut a good photographer can make pictures that look better than reality.

A photographer just registers what is there.

If you think a "good" photographer is someone with magic tricks to enhance what is actually there you are mistaken.
Modest use of photoshop is an accepted means to improve original files.
Excessive use of photoshop may result in images that have nothing to do with the original.

Thirtyfive years of professional photography have given me a fair idea what is possible in post production.

Kingwenslas

06-11-09, 22:58

This follows on from part 1, Golden Time and part 2, Pussy Club in Wuppertal (look in Party Treff section)

I arrived at about 2pm and noted that the club was reasonably buzzing with activity. I saw one of my favourites, Kim from Lithuania. I found out that Leila was not there, as she was ill. Shame.

After showering I settled in, waiting for Kim to become available. Against my plan, I allowed myself to be seduced by Naomi: tall, elegant, Nigerian, black, 23 and sexy. I wondered if, being Nigerian, all the stuff she told me was a load of porkies or not (I don’t mean to be racist, but everyone must know Nigeria’s reputation in the world). Whilst she fetched a key, I spoke to her friend Annabel, 25, also tall, elegant and sexy and who also promised a lot. Next thing I know, I’m inviting her along too.

So the three of us go into the room right by the showers and they were pleasant, funny, nice, sexy and I had a good feeling. Then they both went off to have showers leaving me all alone, but they said the time would start when they returned. And everything went more or less according to plan. No complaints; I could almost recommend them. At one point a friend of their’s came into the room (another black girl) and said, “Oh, so you’re here, I’ve been looking for you.” So the new arrival came in and sat on the bed and had a chat whilst I was doing one doggy style with another behind me stroking my balls and rubbing her tits against my back. Good stuff!

Later on I sessioned with my PHG favourite, Kim. As I have previously written, she is actually not that good-looking but she more than makes up for that in other departments. Whenever I have her, I always have a threesome and ask Kim for a recommendation. Today it was Kristina (I think, I’m not 100%) who’s also from Lithuania, who had a red streak in her hair and who is the elder sister of Dana who has previously worked at PHG (who has nice boobs and can really suck you).

As ever, the session was excellent, but I must admit that Kristina was not as good as I thought she would be. I think she’s the first Lithuanian who I would not automatically recommend.

After that I ran out of money, having spent €450 in one day and I spent the next few hours chilling out watching the other girls and wishing I had both the energy and the money.

Kingwenslas

Smokey 3

06-12-09, 01:28

seems like you had found a better way to spend the 450 than i did.
my 450 € was used to pay for a speeding ticket.
nevertheless i also had a great afternoon at phg.

John64

06-13-09, 12:10

seems like you had found a better way to spend the 450 than i did.

my 450 € was used to pay for a speeding ticket.

nevertheless i also had a great afternoon at phg.did you get the speeding ticket in germany?

how did you do that?

Smokey 3

06-19-09, 11:24

how did i do that?
simply put down my right foot in a 400 hp car, no problem!

it happened in the netherlands were police is very strict about speed limits.
they charge about 10 euro per km over the limit.
payment on the spot and no credit card accepted.

John64

06-27-09, 13:30

how did i do that?

simply put down my right foot in a 400 hp car, no problem!

it happened in the netherlands were police is very strict about speed limits.
they charge about 10 euro per km over the limit.

payment on the spot and no credit card accepted.and if you speed more than 50km/h you lose your driverslicence.

Dominoq

07-02-09, 10:16

How is pricing in PHG these days. When I was there last time they had a promise that 50e is the absolut limit, or was it in Villa Vertigo, I can't remember.

Woof Woof

07-11-09, 04:35

Had checked the weather forecast before deciding to spend the day at PHG. Today turned out to be a rainy day with several episodes of torrential rains and thunder. This ruled out spending time in the outdoors so PHG would be a good choice with the more spacious interior, i.e., the Nachtcafe. Arrived at ca. 13:00 with plenty of parking spaces available. While the weather ruled out outside BBQ, the food served for dinner was plenty good.

1) Paula (.pl): 22yo very pretty brunette, 1.70m with long legs, toned body, natural b-cup. Had seen her more than a year ago but she doesn't remember me. Paula is a very shy girl who doesn't really look at you. She doesn't do any DFK/LFK but allows DATY, digits and the usual multiple positions. She later introduced me to her sister Kinga who doesn't really look like Paula. Kinga has black hair, long legs and appears to be less introverted and less inhibited than Paula. Both also work at Globe in Zurich and they told me this weekend would be their last at PHG.

2) Bianca (.ro): 21yo, 1.55m, slim, petite with beautiful long black hair. Bianca has a very nice smile, an elongated face and tattoos on her lower back. I had a good social time with her on the couch before committing to zimmer time. Classic gfe service, tight, and a strong likelihood of repeat.

3) Raluka (.ro): 21yo, 1.75m, model quality body with long legs, A-cup, beautiful black hair but needs some dental work. I thought she looked familiar but i was not able to put it all together until she reminded me
she saw me on her first day at PHG about two years ago. I think she's grown at least 10cm in height and become more beautiful since then. In the room, Raluka offers DFK, DATY, and MPOS. Her bbbj is average. She's into carresses, speaks good English and provides good social time. Would more likely repeat if she can take care of her teeth. Even so, she's a busy girl and seems to be quite in demand.

4) Kiara (.de): 21yo local German girl, 1.65m, slim, very tanned. Kiara has big blue eyes, short black hair, smokes like a chimney and often seats alone. We had to wait nearly 30 min for a room key at around 23:00 and this made her cranky. Service was mechanical and cold. Repeat factor? Nein. P.S. As luck would have it, I ran into her again in the locker room at GT on Saturday. We exchanged greetings and she mentioned she will now work at GT.

Duralong

08-21-09, 15:20

Prev:

Initially I had in mind to go to LR, but the day was really sunny and hot. A club with a pool outside would be more suitable in a day like this. Excluding VV and YY, which I already sampled, PHG is the only alternative that I know. I arrive at PHG at 12:30. Maybe 15 girls already present. Most of them are sunbathing around the pool. I notice a pretty brunette who was very much booked the last time I was here in March. I got the idea that this girl should also be a good one. Is she? I decide to get to know her a little better. She is sat on the pool border. I dive in the water and I emerge close to her. I make her some compliments, which she should be used to. I don’t get an immediate impression of great sympathy between us, but I decide to insist. She is Rossana, Romanian, dark hair, fleshy lips, nice boobs, slender body, relatively short (160-165). I will stay maybe 1h around her at the pool, talking a bit between a dive and another. She seems to enjoy a lot the sunny day and doesn’t show any intention to head to a room inside. I wait patiently. At a certain point she says she has to go to wash her hair and makeup herself. I say she is just gorgeous like that, and this further compliment seems to flow on her like water on her skin. All alarms inside me are alerted, I have more than a sign that I have to be cautious. She says, with no enthusiasm, that, if I want, we could go for a session and she will makeup later. Fortunately I make her the rescue question: “If we go, would you behave with me like if you were my girlfriend?”. Inside me I already know the answer, but we are often prone to deceive ourselves believing to the illusions that we like. Fortunately she is honest. “Here is for sex, not for love”. And what do you do and you don’t?”. She specifies “no kiss with the tongue, no finger in the pussy, etc..”, I don’t remember if she also said “no lick”, but I heard enough to step away from her before it gets too late. “Uh, better if we don’t go, I don’t like aseptic sessions”, I say. Really I don’t know how she can be so heavily booked, like I saw some months ago. A lot of people is happy for so little? However I will see her much less active later on this time. Perhaps regulars learned to avoid her?

Princess
After this first disappointment I calm down and spend sometime just to observe the scene. During one of my wanderings I am blocked, in the area of the slot machines, by a black girl. She is Princess, from Bahamas. I am surprised to know that she speaks a quite good Italian. In fact, besides other countries, she spent some time in Italy too. Actually she knows a lot of languages. She is an intelligent, lively girl and a good talker. It’s curious that she also tries to be a student in law. Well I didn’t come here with the idea of making a black girl, and she was not on top of my to do list, but her efforts have success and I feel the guy below responding. Shit! He is always the one who decides! Princess is 165-170, has vivid black eyes, a wide, fleshy mouth, as typical for blacks, but even wider than typical. She wears a soft semitransparent dress which put in evidence her slender body and firm round buttocks. Once in the room my baby below is showing a lot of enthusiasm, looks like he appreciate this ethnic variation. She places herself in admiration caressing and seizing “him” with her hands and produces herself in a long appraisal (in Italian) of his virtues. Something like: “Oh very good, clean, straight, really not too little, but also not too big, right thickness, etc..” She looked like a geometer :)
“Oh, so there is a right size?” I asked jokingly, “Yes, definitely” (implied: “it’s more or less like yours”) “If you know how to use this, you can make any woman happy!”. After the peroration she cannot avoid to suck it lustily and starts to give me a very slobbering BJ. Oh men, this is exceptional, I think. I do my part in preliminaries. I don’t like too much the irregular color of her skin, characterized by darker and lighter areas, and also some bumps that she has in her pelvic zone, perhaps due to inappropriate or too frequent shaving. But fortunately these details don’t disturb my erection, which maintains itself rock solid, so I can penetrate her with not too much effort, although she is surprisingly tight. She is quite participative in the act and moans a lot. When I try to penetrate her completely in miss she denies. “Didn’t you say it’s the right size?” “Uh, it’s too long!”. “Strange thing said by a black girl, how do you do with certain blacks? (Or certain white monsters?)” “I don’t go with them, they fuck too hard and can cause damage”. Oh this is new, amazing girl, full of surprises! “I would like to have children some day!” and then: ”Many guys here think of having a wild fuck with me, they are surprised when they realize I am more tender than wild, instead”. However, after this break, we reprise to fuck harder and finally I come. Good social time to end the hour, with further compliments from her for my look (I look at least 10 years younger) and the way I fuck. Are they sincere?
When it’s time to pay her I am surprised that she tries to fool me by asking for a 100! No, baby it’s 75. Yes but didn’t you have a good time with me? Yes, but I think that 75 it’s OK. She is not too disappointed to conclude the deal, accepts the money and says with a smile “You Italians don’t play with money, right?”.
Later we will have dinner together and a nice conversation.
Surprisingly to me, just that day, a group of guys, of many colors, from Bahamas (!) is present, so she takes some time to talk to them. Nevertheless she will keep to smile and talk to me till the evening, in an explicit attempt to repeat with me, until it was clear that I was not intentioned of repeating with her. Perhaps she did this not just for the money, may be she really has some liking for me?

Amy
I already saw Amy, the Thai MILF, in the afternoon, but had no occasion to talk to her. She didn’t greet me, so I thought she didn’t recognize me. Now I have the occasion to talk to her, so I ask her how is she doing and if she remembers me. Yes of course, why didn’t I say hello in the afternoon? So, she just was waiting for me to make the first move! Really, when I greeted her, I made it mainly as a form of courtesy, I had not in mind to go with her, but since then she takes all occasions to stick to me. I try to resist, I am undecided if I would like to go with her or try something new. Finally I let her attack me on a couch, my fellow below says he wants her and we go. Well, it's exotic day today!
She is sweet and sexy, like the other time. When I fuck her she seems to enjoy, but also suffer a little bit, like the other time. Finally she says “Too much ficky-ficky. You know you have a big one, isn’t it?“, and proposes to finish me in another way. I have no intention to discuss the point again. I lay down and let her give me a BJ. Finally she puts some gel on my dick and starts an expert HJ. At first I think it would be difficult for me to come this way. But shortly after I abandon myself to the sensations. I want to gratify her, so I concentrate on them, and almost at the end of the regular time I see my fluid springing out of my dick.
I had a good time with Amy also after the session. She even taught me the right way to eat prawns :)

New guests have arrived in the evening. Also a group of guys, perhaps Turkish, but I may be wrong. They are quite noisy. Some of them, coming out from the sauna, plunge in the pool all sweat, without taking a shower first!

It’s almost midnight when I decide to leave the place and head myself to the locker room.
Two young studs have just arrived (at this time!?). Perhaps not the best way to exploit the entrance fee…

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Solid State

08-26-09, 13:09

After my mamouth sessions at Sara's yesterday I thought I'd go to PHG to bring the pace down and hopefully choose some real quality in my own time.

Arrived at about 6pm this is my second visit.

I like to take my time and survey the entire line up before making my chioce.

About 30 I would say all ok 7s 8s but nothing really jumping out at me.

I like that latina look, nice legs and ass, prefferably big tits.

First on my list would be the only black chick in there claimed she was from dominica but I would put her in africa. Anyway she spoke good English so she was a definate it was just a matter of how much?

She tried to tell me it was up to e150 depending on what I want.

I told it wasn't my first time here and e50 for half hour is what I normally pay.

I was gonna send her on her way for being a chancer but she started playing with my cock and wispering how she would suck me dry.

So we got a room and boy could she suck cock right up there with one of the best I've had but in the back of my mind was how she had tried to fleece me so the erection was up and down. She blew me for half an hour straight trying to get more time but I called it a day. She got e50 only and what she didn't know was I would have given her an extra 50 if I liked the service anyway.

After a rest next up was a 19 year old Hungarian chick solid tight body, very perky be cup tits perfect skin.

Great blow job and great ass looking forward to hitting it from behind but it seems that yesterday activities had caught up with me and I could not do it justice. What a waste.

Although exhausted and feeling like it was time to start using viagra I wanted to have one last fling if only to have a massage and empty my load.

There was a Hungarian in her 30s who was pestering me after I had been with her younger mate. She had a nice pair of d cup tits so what the hell.

It appeared that this was her first time and she behaved like a girl friend.

Although in experienced at this job she sucked my cock exactly the way I like and reached done and grabbed my balls while I was fucking her keeping my cock rock hard-and I thought it was capput.

Sometimes these older one know a thing or two.

I'm sure I spent an hour there ended up shooting my load over her tits and she only wanted e50. Beautiful.

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Kingwenslas

11-10-09, 12:45

Hi Guys

I’ve just returned from an interesting trip to Europe and here’s my report: -

First of all, I went to one of my favourite FKKs – Happy Garden. To be honest, on my previous visit a couple of months ago, I had been slightly disappointed by the bad selection of girls and the rather large number of punters competing for the best picks. Unfortunately the same situation presented itself to me on this occasion.

Whereas last time I was “saved” by Kim and her friend Tanya, this time I met Effy (Polish) and had a good session – but I’m ahead of myself. My first pick was a young, good looking dark haired girl who claimed to be Czech, but who looked Indian. She spoke reasonable English and no German, and I can’t remember her name. The problem I always find upon arrival at an FKK is that you feel great pressure (from your loins) to make a quick choice and get stuck in, even if it means risking a bad session. Not that I would describe this girl as “bad”, but she wasn’t exactly brilliant either.

My next session was with Effy, a lovely late 30s Polish blond who is not the best looking girl there, but who certainly does everything right. It was she who told me that Kim (Lithuanian, red highlighted hair) had left the club for good, as she had just fallen out with too many people there. I was very surprised to hear this as I like Kim a lot and always have good conversations with her (oh, and fantastic sex). So, if anyone knows where Kim has gone, then I would like to know. It’s possible that it’s Villa Vertigo.

Whilst in the club I met a couple of FKK “newbies” from Scandinavia, out on a road trip around Europe. They had been to Living Room the night before. They said that there had been many (35?) girls at LR and hardly any men at all. Interestingly, they said that on their local internet forum, LR and PHG were the two most recommended clubs and hence the reason why they were there. I pointed them in the direction of this forum in order to extend their education!

One of them recommended to me an absolute beauty of a Romanian girl called Moraina (or however you spell it). She was tall, thin, very nice boobs and 20 years old, quite good English. She said she was new to the game. Normally I avoid such girls like the plague, but a recommendation is a recommendation, and to be honest, she was a lot better than I imagined although definitely not a star. So, if you fancy scoring with a 20 year old totally gorgeous girl then I too recommend Moraina.

After this, I drove to Poland for PART TWO of my trip. Click through to the Wroclaw section to continue.

Kingwenslas

Big30

11-13-09, 05:01

Hi Guys

My first pick was a young, good looking dark haired girl who claimed to be Czech, but who looked Indian. She spoke reasonable English and no German, and I can’t remember her name.

My next session was with Effy, a lovely late 30s Polish blond who is not the best looking girl there, but who certainly does everything right.

So, if anyone knows where Kim has gone, then I would like to know. It’s possible that it’s Villa Vertigo.

One of them recommended to me an absolute beauty of a Romanian girl called Moraina (or however you spell it).

Kingwenslas

Hi Kingwenslas,

- name of the Czech girl was Rachel, very nice looking and yes she looks a little Indian. Indeed not brilliant.
- Effy indeed I can also higly recommand!
- Indeed Kim was (is?) in the Villa.
- Name of the Romanian girl probably is Ramona.

Regards,
Big30

(Friday the 13 actually in Happy :-)!)

Kingwenslas

11-13-09, 17:36

HookNose

11-14-09, 05:03

par for the course my return to phg was marred by rain, wind and chilly temperatures. after fighting my way through road construction in and around grefrath, i arrived after dark on a thursday evening for the first of two days at my favorite club. some observations:

- selection continues to be excellent with plenty of variety and to my delight, a noticeable lack of girls with huge fakers. after a five month absence there were still quite a few familiar faces.

- in the courtyard parking lot on a friday afternoon: four mercedes, three bmw's, an audi and a range rover.

- even though the two nights were fairly busy, for the first time ever i did not get an outside cabin, of which i loathe. the two cabins on one end are actually quite large but the others are small and stuffy with the bed surrounded on three sides by the cabin walls.

- food was excellent and plentiful as usual. did not seem to be a mad scramble to get lined up this time. the only complaint is during the winter months there is limited seating in the nacht café. if the weather is not too bad i just as soon go outside.

- almost all of my selections were repeats from previous visits. guess i wasn't in the mood to conquer new territory.

- was approached by a long time favorite and asked to participate in a 4-way. the offer was that we would go to the room with another couple and the other gentleman would pay for both of us. that sounded a bit odd but if he wanted extra company in the room then who was i to judge. so we all go down to room 17 which is fortunately extra large and both girls start the oral. when it comes time for the condom i am the only one getting suited up. turns out the gentleman was interested in watching us in action which again was a bit odd, but since he was paying i tried to put on a good show. i knew i wouldn't finish so after awhile i just sort of stopped and pulled out. with my part complete i grabbed my robe and left.

rooms:

anka – poland – much improved from my one time with her on my last trip. she has the [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) thing going for her. speaks fair english but does not seem comfortable doing it. repeated with her twice more the next day.

beatrice – romania – had a bad ending with her on my last trip so i was not particularly looking for her. but she was very friendly and we sort of picked up on the good vibes.

clara – moldova – older but very reliable; seems to like going to the room with me. her long black hair and white outfit made an interesting contrast.

monique – romania – have known monique for a long time. petite and almost fragile looking, she is game enough to do most of the work.

chaleen – germany – my only new girl this trip. slender blonde, picked me up in the bar. had a nice time but the connection was not quite there.

svetlana – russia – not the tightest body but lots of fun in the room. speaks excellent english.

hooknose

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Big30

11-14-09, 19:15

Hi Big30

Thanks for clarifying Rachel's name - that rings a bell.

Regarding Ramona - I'm not so sure. It's definitely pronounced "More Rain Uh". Another distinguishing feature is that she sleeps over at the club in one of the huts outside (with a girl friend) and she took both me and my new Scandinavian friend there for the sessions, even though it was raining.

Thanks also for confirming my suspicion that Kim is now at VV. Maybe I should switch away from Happy Garden?

Kingwenslas

- You are right it was not Ramona but MORENA I guess! She speaks reasonable English, Ramona not really. The name of her girl friend is Krina.
- I am not sure whether Kim is still in VV, very well possible, Friday I did not see her in Happy.

Regards,
Big30

Beffen1

11-14-09, 21:31

Kingwenslas

11-16-09, 22:46

hi hooknose

and i thought i was the only one round here who thinks that phg is their favourite club! but as i hinted in my post, i think i may switch from now on, as i think the line-up has become rather too romanian orientated.

anka – poland – much improved from my one time with her on my last trip. she has the [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) thing going for her. speaks fair english but does not seem comfortable doing it. repeated with her twice more the next day.

but is it that she’s not comfortable speaking english or not comfortable having sex? :)

regarding your foursome, the same thing happened to me a few years ago in world. my thoughts were exactly the same as yours, so it was interesting to hear them – and i didn’t cum either.

kingwenslas

Masayama

12-28-09, 02:08

Big30

12-29-09, 05:48

Does anyone know if PHG will be open on January 1? There's no mention of special opening times during at New Year on their website, but to my knowledge most clubs are closed on New Years Eve, and several on New Years Day. I sent them an email last week, but they haven't replied yet.

PHG is not closed on new years day! It is true most clubs in NRW are closed on New years eve. Do not expect a lot of girls in PHG on New Years Day.
2-3 weeks ago on a Friday/Saturday in PHG there were about 45-50 girls. Last Wednesday about 15 girls ... . Romanian and Polish girls now have holidays. They will be back after Januari 6.

Kind regards,
Big30

Big30

12-29-09, 05:53

Hi Guys

Whereas last time I was “saved” by Kim and her friend Tanya, this time I met Effy (Polish) and had a good session – but I’m ahead of myself.

My next session was with Effy, a lovely late 30s Polish blond who is not the best looking girl there, but who certainly does everything right.

Kingwenslas

Effy you will find no longer in PHG but in GT! Saw her 17-12 in GT and some fans of here also were in Gt :-)!

Highly recommended!

Kind regards,
Big30

Big30

12-29-09, 06:01

Blair

12-29-09, 11:50

I will tell you a secret! PHG is not in Oedt!

Adres:
Planet Happy Garden
Butzenstrasse 41
47918 Tönisvorst
Tel. 02152 / 519103

It is not far from Oedt! But not in Oedt, it is in Tönisvorst. Please correct me if I am wrong!

Kind Regards,
Big30

I guess this has been given before, but on my first visit (pre sat-nav) I wasted a good hour and a half of mongering time looking for the place.

Google maps link:

http://maps.google.de/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Butzenstrasse+41+47918+T%C3%B6nisvorst&sll=51.151786,10.415039&sspn=14.100269,27.729492&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Butzenstra%C3%9Fe+41,+Graverdyk+47918+T%C3%B6nisvorst,+Viersen,+Nordrhein-Westfalen&ll=51.332582,6.401875&spn=0.010565,0.01929&t=h&z=16

Beffen1

12-30-09, 00:29

I guess this has been given before, but on my first visit (pre sat-nav) I wasted a good hour and a half of mongering time looking for the place.

Google maps link:

http://maps.google.de/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Butzenstrasse+41+47918+T%C3%B6nisvorst&sll=51.151786,10.415039&sspn=14.100269,27.729492&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Butzenstra%C3%9Fe+41,+Graverdyk+47918+T%C3%B6nisvorst,+Viersen,+Nordrhein-Westfalen&ll=51.332582,6.401875&spn=0.010565,0.01929&t=h&z=16

Hey big30-
During a flight home from Germany recently, I was seated next to late 20-something engineering student, a lifelong resident of Tonisvorst. When he asked me how I know his inconsequential little village, I told him about PHG. He had no Idea PHG even existed.

He thought it was in Oedt, just like all the Ijsberen who call used to call themselves Oedtgangers on Hookers.nl, pre ijsberen forum. LOL.

beffen- who, one icy frosty dark night after staying late in a cabin with his Ive- the blaze hase, couldn't find his way out of Tonisvorst to find Oedt and return to the autobahn for nearly a half hour

Beffen1

12-30-09, 00:31

I will tell you a secret! PHG is not in Oedt!

Adres:
Planet Happy Garden
Butzenstrasse 41
47918 Tönisvorst
Tel. 02152 / 519103

It is not far from Oedt! But not in Oedt, it is in Tönisvorst. Please correct me if I am wrong!

Kind Regards,
Big30

Hey big30-
During a flight home from Germany recently, I was seated next to late 20-something engineering student, a lifelong resident of Tonisvorst. When he asked me how I know his inconsequential little village, I told him about PHG. He had no Idea PHG even existed.

He thought it was in Oedt, just like all the Ijsberen who call used to call themselves Oedtgangers on Hookers.nl, pre ijsberen forum. LOL.

beffen- who, one icy frosty dark night after staying late in a cabin with his Ive- the blaze hase, couldn't find his way out of Tonisvorst to find Oedt and return to the autobahn for nearly a half hour

Big30

12-30-09, 00:51

Hey big30-
During a flight home from Germany recently, I was seated next to late 20-something engineering student, a lifelong resident of Tonisvorst. When he asked me how I know his inconsequential little village, I told him about PHG. He had no Idea PHG even existed.

He thought it was in Oedt, just like all the Ijsberen who call used to call themselves Oedtgangers on Hookers.nl, pre ijsberen forum. LOL.

beffen- who, one icy frosty dark night after staying late in a cabin with his Ive- the blaze hase, couldn't find his way out of Tonisvorst to find Oedt and return to the autobahn for nearly a half hour

I think that more than 90 % also of the Dutch Icebears say that they go to Oedt when they go to PHG.
Actually when the road conditions tomorrow (OK Today) are not bad I plan to go to ... Oedt!
A good PHG friend of mine describes himself as an "Oedtlul", Beter i do not translate :-)!

(You remember Ive!?)

Actually:

FKK Dolce Vita - Dusseldorff -> Düsseldorf
FKK Villa Vertigo - Grefrath in Northwest Germany -> Grefrath Nordrhein-Westfalen
FKK World - Giessen -> Pohlheim-Garbenteich (yes close to Giessen)
Sauna Club Golden Time - Bruggen -> Brüggen
FKK Oase - Burgholzhausen -> Friedrichsdorf-Burgholzhausen

Important? Not really :-)!

Big30

Kiwi 69

12-31-09, 17:10

Hey big30,

beffen- who, one icy frosty dark night after staying late in a cabin with his Ive- the blaze hase, couldn't find his way out of Tonisvorst to find Oedt and return to the autobahn for nearly a half hourI bet there are quite a few of us who have been in that (lost) situation!

Unfortunately I never had the pleasure of meeting Ive.

Gopher Russo

01-05-10, 11:43

PHG is not exactly very specific about their pricing in their web site.

Any info regarding this?

Basketcase

01-06-10, 00:13

PHG is not exactly very specific about their pricing in their web site.

Any info regarding this?Yes, entrance is 50 euro.

Big30

01-06-10, 00:57

PHG is not exactly very specific about their pricing in their web site.

Any info regarding this?

The "standard NRW prices". Eintrit 50 Euro, 30/60/90/120m is 50/75/125/150 euro (always check this with the girl, some girls ask for one hour 100 euro).

CIM if offered 25 Euro, AV 50 Euro.

Big30

Lovemissile

01-09-10, 02:13

The great thing about a sex tour of NW Germany is that if you have a rental car, it does not take long to get from one great fukhaus to another. If you plan right, you can spend many hours in the afternoon at one place and then spend quite a bit of time at another place in the evening. My plan on this Sunday in November was to enjoy a leisurely afternoon at Planet Happy Garden Sauna and then cruise over to Goldentime for the nightly festivities.

When I arrived at 12:55 at PHG, both their interior and exterior parking lots were empty. For a second, I thought the place would not open until much later that afternoon. However, a bunch of vehicles started rolling in right when the place opened at 13:00. Score one for German and Dutch punctuality. It was the standard FKK setup and the fee structure was exactly as reported in recent posts. The small bar up by the front entrance had just opened and it was already filled with smoke. As I made my way to the larger lounge/sauna/dining area in the back, I ran in to a couple of Brazilian "garotas de programa." We joked around (in my limited but vulgar Portuguese) but it was obviously clear that they were on the prowl. After politely excusing myself, I had a light lunch of lunch meat coldcuts, bread rolls, and some custom crepes courtesy of a crepe chef. This was an FKK first for me. The whole time I was eating, I was checking out the talent, which would likely be considered above average in FKK standards.

This certain big chested blond with really long hair caught my eye. I followed her to the front bar and was disheartened when I saw her talking with another punter. So, I just waited. He must have been a regular by the way they were carrying on their conversation. In the mean time, several slim Romanian girls came up to sit next to me at the bar but it was clear my attention was on the blond with the glasses. When she finally became free, I sat next to her at her table and we introduced ourselves. Up close, Maria did look a bit older than her coworkers but that did not deter me. Actually, the entire time we talked, all I was thinking about was the authenticity of her boobs and her beautiful long hair. Well, there was only one way to find out, so we discussed our session terms then she escorted me to a bedroom in the basement. Every room at PHG was very clean, well decorated, and nicely maintained. When Maria took off her clothes, it turned out that she
did have implants but when I ran my fingers through hair, I did not feel any extensions. No matter, the real issue was how she performed, and let me tell you, it was a tremendous performance, very GFE and gratifying. Her BBBJ skills were exemplary and she enjoyed all positions. It was a great session from a fabulous Bulgarian beauty.

After showering, I walked around the outside of the place and was impressed at how big their yard was. If it was summer, I would have really enjoyed sunning out on their pool deck. Since it was cold and sprinkling rain (no sun, no shade, no birds, no bees... November!), I went back inside. While relaxing in the lower level lounge and watching Germany's version of Sunday afternoon football, I spotted a little ole' thing walking around with some big ole' things. Yolanna and I spoke for a bit and then it was "go" time. I am sure she knew that because my eyes were practically buggin' out the whole time we talked. For you guys who like very short girls with massive tits, Yolanna would likely be your ideal. She was a young (23) brunette and she hailed from Slovakia. Another country I can cross off my list. Once inside the love shack, she did her country proud. Man, she nearly gave me a heart attack. I am actually drooling right now because the memory of her bouncing mammaries is so sweet. Yolanna was sublime.

Planet Happy Garden deserves all of it accolades. Even on a slow, quiet Sunday afternoon in November, a hobbyist would be completely satisfied here. The prices are not very high considering the value one gets for their money. The facilities are top notch and the staff were always pleasant and helpful. Maybe the food was a little plain but it was really nothing to complain about. Any fun tour of Europe should include a stop at this terrific venue.

Akibono

01-09-10, 19:56

LM

It's been along time since I have been to this club. It does have a lot going for it. It is a good alternative to GT. The outdoor facilities are great. Too bad it is hard to find and the locker room is a bit of a bottle neck. On the other hand, the showers are great, the food can be excellent, and the night bar is a very nice touch. Place can get a bit crowded due to the layout.

Big30

01-10-10, 03:06

@LM,

Thxs for your PHG report! Indeed on a November afternoon at 13 hr do not expect at PHG a very crowded place. PHG is crowded only on some Friday and Saturday Nights but in the Nacht Cafe, there you will always find a space to relax and even more a room where you can breathe oxygen!
You were with 2 long time known PHG girls. Indeed Maria from Bulgaria is let us say begin 30 but she has a beautifull body and great service (Note in PHG there is also Maria from RO, she is less recommended, long black hair 1m75cm, arschgeweih tatoo).
Jolanna was out ouf the business from spring 2008 untill spring 2009, about 1m49cm, B/C cup, half long brown hair. Very friendly girl with great pre and after sales service.
The food in PHG when compared with other clubs in NRW is really not that bad!

@Akibono

PHG is really not that hard to find! In the pre navi time had no problems finding PHG. In the Navi time just put this adress in your navi system:

Butzenstrasse 41
47918 Toenisvorst

The locker room is only a bottle neck at 01 hr :-). PHG is really not that crowded, I like PHG because in contrast with Gt it is not that crowded. Also in PHG I never have to wait that long for a key!

Yes the outdoor facilities are great esspecially in Summer. Unfortunately in Europa we now have winter time, a lot of snow and temperatures below 0 Celsius. That makes that the roads to PHG, GT and VV and also other clubs are very slippery. Winterreifen are highly recommended this time of the year, not to mention trips to to Hessen area!

Kind regards,
Big30

Plover 23

01-10-10, 14:46

Its good see more reports being posted about PHG.

I have had some enjoyable visits at PHG, particularly when there seemed to be a preponderance of latin / Brazilian looking girls around. Most reports now describe a more standard EE / RO menu.

PHG had far better food than GT, prior to the new tent and catering at GT, and the Sunday night burger was worth waiting for!

More recently, after some quiet visits to PHG, and total "washouts" at VV, I have tended to rely on GT to provide a reliable menu of girls. My "second league" favourite club in NRW has now become Acapulco,which has many of the better PHG qualities.

It is true that GT on Fri-Sat evenings can be far too busy.

Would these peak times be best to try PHG again, or is there still a decent selection even on a winter weekday daytime? I need some encouragement to stop me following my dick inescapably to Bruggen!

Masayama

02-02-10, 03:37

PHG is not closed on new years day! It is true most clubs in NRW are closed on New years eve. Do not expect a lot of girls in PHG on New Years Day.
You were absolutely right! I was there roughly between 9 PM and half past midnight, and I counted about 8 girls during that time, plus the barmaids. The polarbears far outnumbered the girls, so there were sometimes no girls in sight (except the barmaids), often just one or two, and seldom more.

I did get a session with a quite attractive girl who called herself Monica (or Monika) and said she was from Hungary and Romania. Medium/dark blonde, 165-170 cm, very fit, athletic body, maybe around 25 years, didn't notice any (large) tattoos, B cups that I suspect could be enhanced. Kind of fancy haircut. Rather unresponsive during DATY. Good BJ and sex. Didn't talk much and hardly smiled, seemed a bit bored. Could be that she just was tired, as this was obviously a very busy night for the girls. An OK session, but not exceptional.

Later on, it looked like the hottest girls were fully booked, as they would walk straight past me even if I looked them in their eyes and smiled. Some smiled back, but went straight ahead for another guy. One slim, blonde girl that looked doable was sitting alone for a few minutes, but I hesitated for too long, and she was snapped by another guy.

This was my only visit to a FKK club where I've only done one session. But I suspect that Golden Time or Living Room wouldn't be much better alternatives at that particular night, and it would take me even longer to get there. Besides, I was going to GT the following day, and didn't want to go to the same club two days in a row.

Big30

02-04-10, 14:39

Its good see more reports being posted about PHG.

I have had some enjoyable visits at PHG, particularly when there seemed to be a preponderance of latin / Brazilian looking girls around. Most reports now describe a more standard EE / RO menu.

I was in PHG 2 weeks ago. About 45-50 girls were there, actually more than I expected. Yes the line-up in PHG (as in most clubs) is RO-Polen-Russia dominated. But also relatively a lot of German Girls. Alini form Brasil is still there together with 2 blond girl friends from Brasil, also Brenda another Latin girl.

Saturday Februari 13 there is a Carnaval Party in PHG:
http://www.ijsberenforum.com/forum/img/phgcarnaval.jpg

Big30

Hessen Bub

02-13-10, 13:44

What do you recommend for a Wednesday? Villa Vertigo or PHG?

Thx, HB

Big30

02-15-10, 03:19

What do you recommend for a Wednesday? Villa Vertigo or PHG?

Thx, HB

@HB,

You should not ask me! I am a die hard PHG fan, ist sowas wie meine Stammkneipe . Currently in NRW both LR (many girls, even more than GT) and VV (lot of new girls) seem to be in an upward trend.

GT seems to be not the preferred place to visit nowadays. Last week I was in Gt and observed a lot of my Icebear friends left the place already early.
For me PHG is still the place to be, maybe for sentimental reasons :)! But believe me currently VV really is not that bad! (Please also check my PM!)
When you only can spend time between Monday-Thursday then most certainly Wednesday is the best day to visit. This is true both for VV and PHG. Please also be aware that in VV and PHG you will find no Kino and whirlpool (OK VV has whirlpool but most of the time it is empty), LR and GT both have. But VV and PHG have a schwimming pool, which is very relevant now with temperatures below 0 degrees Celsius!

Actually in NRW and the South of Holland we had more snow than expected. But on the Autobahns conditions will be OK, some Autobahns in Bergischer Land excluded.

B30

Hessen Bub

02-15-10, 08:31

Please also be aware that in VV and PHG you will find no Kino and whirlpool (OK VV has whirlpool but most of the time it is empty), LR and GT both have. But VV and PHG have a schwimming pool, which is very relevant now with temperatures below 0 degrees Celsius!

No whirl is no show stopper for me, I can do without. I need a nice hot sauna and - 5 pretty girls with excellent service. ;)

Actually in NRW and the South of Holland we had more snow than expected. But on the Autobahns conditions will be OK, some Autobahns in Bergischer Land excluded.

Thx, I think I am an experienced driver also in snowy conditions and will make my way to VV. Front drive rulez!

HB

Basketcase

02-22-10, 19:25

For lovers of blond veteran Xenia (Poland), she now works at Das 5 Element in Fulda and is enjoying it there. She returns maybe to Happy Garden in the Summer 2010.

She still provides an excellent session and her blasen is rated by this one, especially on the couch.

Big30

03-03-10, 04:02

For lovers of blond veteran Xenia (Poland), she now works at Das 5 Element in Fulda and is enjoying it there. She returns maybe to Happy Garden in the Summer 2010.

Guess business in Das 5 Element was not that good because Saturday 27-2, I spotted Xenia in Happy.

Saturday PHG was crowded probably caused by the fact that VV was closed because of a Party. Good line-up in Happy about 45-50 girls including 2 of my favorites Andrea and Anca both from Romania.

Dinner was good, but like always on a Saturday served late, about 20.30 hr.

B30

Basketcase

03-04-10, 23:42

Guess business in Das 5 Element was not that good because Saturday 27-2, I spotted Xenia in Happy.
Hi Big30,

Xenia moving back to Happy would not surprise me. These girls change their minds like they change their panties. When I made my debut visit to Das 5 Element in Fulda, I think I was Xenia's only customer all day.

HookNose

03-19-10, 04:25

Made a short two day visit to PHG on Friday and Saturday. Weather was mostly overcast and chilly which limits activities to mostly inside the club. This is a factor during dinner when seating can be limited. On Saturday I ended up outside on the covered patio eating with the cats. A little slow early in the day but attendance picked up as evening approached. Dinner was excellent as usual with pizza available after 10pm.

Selection was very good with a few familiar faces still there. Strangely enough I only saw four girls over the two days, but two of the girls I repeated with on the second day.

Anka – Poland – My current favorite. Perfect bottom with perky A cups, a winning combination. Said she may look for a change of scenery by moving to another club.

Clara – Moldava – Not exactly my type but she is always friendly and knows how push my On button.

Simona – Romania – An after dinner selection when pickings are slim but she was more than adequate. Another great ass which made me finish at the 30 minute mark. And that for me is pretty rare.

Katalina – Hungary – Tall and slender brunette, another wise choice.

All provided excellent service and would certainly repeat. Sadly, I had to leave with about another six girls on my wish list.

Hooknose

Big30

03-20-10, 03:48

A little slow early in the day but attendance picked up as evening approached. Dinner was excellent as usual with pizza available after 10pm.

Anka – Poland – My current favorite. Perfect bottom with perky A cups, a winning combination. Said she may look for a change of scenery by moving to another club.

Clara – Moldava – Not exactly my type but she is always friendly and knows how push my On button.

Hooknose

- It is very typical for PHG that untill 18hr it is relatively relaxed. In PHG I always arrive between 17-19hr.
- On a Friday/Saturday you can expect about 50 girls in PHG. Currently I am not unhappy with the line-up.
- Anka from Polen, not to be mixed up with Anca from Romania!
- Fully agree with your remark about Clara which is that she is very friendly and I have never heard anyone complaining about her service.

Regards,
B30

Woof Woof

03-20-10, 12:03

Stopped by PHG this past Thursday on a pleasant but cloudy spring day. Got to the club at 17h. Very relaxed environment, about 30-40 girls and a very favorable 1:1 ratio throughout the night. I'd rate the PHG lineup as average visually. I have seen much better at PHG in the past. Nonetheless, there were enough highly doable talent there. Did three sessions and watched UEFA foot between Bremen and Valencia on the big screen in the Nachtcafe in between sessions after dinner.
Clara (.mol) - black hair, 30s, big blue eyes, visually unique looks especially when she has her bright red lipsticks on. Speaks excellent English. Excellent service with passion.
Scarlet (.hu) - Initially i thought she was Russian because of her facial features and high cheekbones. Perfectly shaped body. Dark blonde, 1.65m, thin, a-cup. Delivers Hoover-type bbbj and excels in CG.
Domenika (.pol) - tall, tanned, leggy blonde with short hair and a nicely shaped ass. Told me she used to have long blonde hair but it was too much maintenance so decided to keep it short. Appears very shy in the bar but once inside the room, after I warmed her up with some prolonged DATY, she started attacking junior with zeal. Very skilled at what she does and knows how to squeeze the last drops out of you. She didn't seem all that busy during the evening. Her face may not be visually striking and she's probably in her upper 20s but I love those long legs, that ass and her bedroom skills!
Will probably return to PHG later today to check the Saturday night lineup.

Chukar

03-24-10, 14:57

I am sorry to write my visit to Happy was the worst of my trip. PHG holds a special place in my heart because the first time I visited 3yrs ago was for an Icebears party and met future close friends. IMO, this club still serves the best food for my taste. Even this evening with the club looking dead they offered pork and baked chicken, rice, potatoes, etc.

I arrived about 1600 on a wed afternoon. The club felt absolutely dead. The girls looked bored or pissed off. Only 2 girls appeared active and they both had 2-3 sessions in the short time I was there. I talked to 2 girls. The first blew me off because all I spoke was English or because she didn't like non Whites. I asked the 2nd girl why she looked so unhappy and she told me wouldn't you be upset if you worked all day and had no customers.

So, rather than let this club bring me down I cut my losses and headed over to LR.

Woof Woof

03-25-10, 00:07

Big30

03-25-10, 01:01

PHG lineup now is a mere shadow of what it was even one year ago. What I miss most are the German girls who used to be there. The club had some gorgeous ones at one time. No more Chantal, Jane, Pia and Steffi. I'm hoping this is a cyclical process and that the club will re-up with new talent in the near future, especially German and Polish girls!

I cannot agree with that!OK 3-4 years ago, everywhere it was better. Current line-up in PHG is really OK. Chantal is now working in Duisburg Vulkanstrasse (Eros Center), Pia is hopping between PHG and Collosseum (Augsburg), German Jane quit the job and Steffi?? Saw her in October 2009 in Happy but before and after also in: GT, LR, Oase, Bernds, Palace and a friend of mine spotted her in Augsburg ... . She likes hopping :)!

@Chukar: told you in LR that in PHG before 6PM it is very relaxed. I always arrive there after 6PM. I can understand your frustration very much. But pissed of girls you can meet in any club ... . Also in PHG!

Regards,
B30

HookNose

03-25-10, 02:10

Call me either biased or easy but the lineup at PHG is still strong in my opinion. I only go there two or three times a year but each time that I think it will be slow it turns out the opposite. But I can see where the weekday lineup might be a little weak as some girls only work the weekend.

One thing I have noticed is the absence of Russian girls, who as a group rate in my top two nationalities in terms of service. My second group would be Polish and they are usually well represented.

Hooknose

Banaanovich

03-25-10, 07:00

PHG lineup now is a mere shadow of what it was even one year ago. What I miss most are the German girls who used to be there. The club had some gorgeous ones at one time. No more Chantal, Jane... Would that Jane (Germany) be a 20 year old stunner, medium height, blonde (close to her natural), curly (probably not natural), slim, B- breasts, tight pussy, beautiful ass, spectacular face, wonderful smile, very discreet make-up, very natural, very GFE, Bosnian boyfriend off-club?

I believe she said she worked in PHG earlier (last year?), then in a laufhaus in Duisburg. She began in GT last week, seemed to have a lot of fun and told me she would stay for a while.

Chukar

03-25-10, 12:09

Yes, Big30 of course you know better than me, BUT I only wrote about my experience there. As we talked about attendance in a lot of the clubs is down. It made me sad about PHG because of course it is where I met you and many other Icebears.

Woof Woof

03-25-10, 23:58

Would that Jane (Germany) be a 20 year old stunner, medium height, blonde (close to her natural), curly (probably not natural), slim, B- breasts, tight pussy, beautiful ass, spectacular face, wonderful smile, very discreet make-up, very natural, very GFE, Bosnian boyfriend off-club?

I believe she said she worked in PHG earlier (last year?), then in a laufhaus in Duisburg. She began in GT last week, seemed to have a lot of fun and told me she would stay for a while.

Two questions for you Banaanovich: Does this Jane have tattoos on her forearm? Does she have blue eyes? If yes, then I'd say it's probably her :) ! I last went to the zimmer with her around this time last year at PHG. Don't know anything about Bosnian BF.

Woof Woof

03-26-10, 00:12

I cannot agree with that!OK 3-4 years ago, everywhere it was better. Current line-up in PHG is really OK. Chantal is now working in Duisburg Vulkanstrasse (Eros Center), Pia is hopping between PHG and Collosseum (Augsburg), German Jane quit the job and Steffi?? Saw her in October 2009 in Happy but before and after also in: GT, LR, Oase, Bernds, Palace and a friend of mine spotted her in Augsburg ... . She likes hopping :)!

Regards,
B30

Hi Big30,

I think we have different perceptions of the current lineup so we just have to agree to disagree on that one. There are definitely doable talent in the evening as described in my latest report but on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 = out of this world lineup, and 5=average, i'd rate the current PHG lineup a 6 whereas a year ago, i'd given it an 8 with all those German hotties there!

By the way, thanks for the info on the whereabouts of those hotties, especially Chantal and Pia. I had been with Steffi several times before when she was at GT and also when she had moved to PHG. I miss those legs, that ass, that face and especially her high energy style.

Big30

03-26-10, 01:11

Hi Big30,

I think we have different perceptions of the current lineup so we just have to agree to disagree on that one.

I agree! But I also agree with Hooknose and Chukar! It is very often also a subjective perception. What is good is not objective to be measured.

One correction is that Jane I think is now in GT working.

B30

Banaanovich

03-29-10, 20:30

Does this Jane have tattoos on her forearm? Does she have blue eyes?Blue eyes, yes. Tattoos, don't remember.

Masayama

03-30-10, 17:02

Scarlet (.hu) - Initially i thought she was Russian because of her facial features and high cheekbones. Perfectly shaped body. Dark blonde, 1.65m, thin, a-cup. Delivers Hoover-type bbbj and excels in CG.
According to reports on the Dutch polar beer forum, this is the same Scarlet that used to be at Goldentime until last autumn. Apparently she's also been seen at Villa Vertigo, and she was listed on the Dolce Vita web site as "Kiara". Although her name has been removed, the pictures are still there:
http://www.dolcevita-nachtcafe.de/?job=girls&search=&subjob=details&id=465

Pheasantplucker

04-09-10, 22:30

Anybody know whatever happened to Brenda who used to work at PHG?

She's from the DR but lives apparently in Italy these days.

PR

Big30

04-10-10, 10:40

Anybody know whatever happened to Brenda who used to work at PHG?

She's from the DR but lives apparently in Italy these days.

PR

No idee where she is know. Saw her in PHG for the last time January 15. Since then not seen anymore in PHG. Was in PHG last Thursday. Was impressed by the line-up and the many new girls but no Brenda. Alini (her "club girl friend") was there but no Brenda.

Very likely she works no longer and indeed is back in Italy.

B30

Pheasantplucker

04-10-10, 11:07

No idee where she is know. Saw her in PHG for the last time January 15. Since then not seen anymore in PHG. Was in PHG last Thursday. Was impressed by the line-up and the many new girls but no Brenda. Alini (her "club girl friend") was there but no Brenda.

Very likely she works no longer and indeed is back in Italy.

B30

Tks B30 - if you catch sight of her anywhere, maybe you could let me know:)
I've tended to visit Goldentime recently but, judging by what you say, maybe a visit to PHG would not be amiss!

PR

Big30

04-26-10, 00:23

Tks B30 - if you catch sight of her anywhere, maybe you could let me know:)
PR

Hi PR,

Brenda is back in PHG. Saw her last weekend but do not know for how long she will stay in Happy.

Regards,
B30

Pheasantplucker

04-29-10, 21:06

Hi PR,

Brenda is back in PHG. Saw her last weekend but do not know for how long she will stay in Happy.

Regards,
B30

Hi B30,

Tks a lot - gotta find time to get down there soon:)

PP

HookNose

05-20-10, 03:54

Latest visit to PHG was accompanied by the usual, at least for me, cold and overcast PHG weather. Showed up late on a Thursday and the inside parking lot was full and the first row outside the gate was nearly full. What continues to impress me is the number of high quality automobiles that are parked outside. Going in I was hoping to see my current favorite but if not then I can usually find something interesting. The grill was in action on Thursday night despite the misty weather and on Friday dinner was served in the Nacht Café as usual followed by pizza later in the evening.

The main difference since my last visit two months ago was the general trend toward a much younger and boisterous clientele that seem to enjoy the free beverages. On both nights, as I was leaving right before closing, there was loud activity in the locker room. On Friday night there was a loud argument, mainly one way, between a few guys that carried on into the parking lot. The loudest one just lit up the buzzer on the way out and earned a dirty look from the bar manager but she merely sent him on his way.

Started off the day by renewing my acquaintances with two previous selections:

Beatrice - First saw Beatrice last summer and had a pretty good connection with her but since then she has gained some weight and seems to have a little bit harder edge to her now.

Clara - Clara is always friendly to me but this time she acted like she was in a hurry to get out of the room. Maybe she was eager for dinner, I don’t know.

Kimberly – German - A tall blonde I met in the entrance area; she was visiting PHG from another club. In the room she tells me up front that her rate was €50 per half hour so that was the first bad sign. She was friendly and quite willing to do whatever I wanted, for additional cost of course. Pretty much non-responsive but overall she was nice to look at.

Jenna – Germany - By this time I was having a hard time making another selection when I saw a girl in a white bikini (my weakness) in the Nacht Café. Later caught up with her in the main bar and made a date for a room. She is fairly new to the club but was very friendly and excellent in the room. She became my sure thing repeat selection the next day.

Olga – Latvia – Tall brunette, she had a sexy librarian look going on. Finally caught up with her the next day and was disappointed with the non-responsive performance. Sort of bossy, she did not match the image I had of her.

Anka- Poland - Anka is my current favorite and from a conversation with her on my last trip I thought she may have changed clubs. Always aware and responsive, she lets me do the driving. Spent a total of about five hours with her and always perfection in my opinion.

Hooknose

Italia77

05-27-10, 00:50

Be sad for a bad session had.

Last summer I tried the Planet Happy Garden, I liked the small place and the pool, was very hot outside because was August and perfect for a naked sun-bath.

After half an hour to discover the club, I was in the bathroom and one black girl from bahamas come to engage me, asking if I wish a session with her. I was horny and when she take out my little friend out of the robe I decided to move to a room with her.

In the room the sex was good and in the middle she even asked if I want stay for a full hour with her, but I declined and asking for a standard service for 50 euros. So we finish, we talk for some minutes and decided to move to the locker room. And there when I give her 50 she said "It is 75 because we stay more than 30min".

Ok, this situation made me sick, I said we never contract for more than 50 and she said "It's 35min, so 75". And I replied: "first of all, I never mention to extend the session and second, if I have to pay for a full hour, why you didn't tell me in the room that we had 20 minutes saved to stay to cover the full hour? ".

So guys, maybe you have more experience than me, but in this kind of situation, because my lackness of German, I decided to pay 75 to don't go to the manager to discuss.

The problem is that situation made me sick and angry for the whole day and I continued thinking about it smoking 30 cigarettes thinking how can I be so stupid to pay 75 instead of 50. Of course no more sex that day and a complete waste day in a fkk.

Did you lived a rip-off in your fkk career?

What you suggest I should do next time?

Thanks a lot guys!

Akibono

05-27-10, 18:11

Angus Magee

05-28-10, 10:54

Did you lived a rip-off in your fkk career?

What you suggest I should do next time?

Thanks a lot guys!

Hi, I77,

Well it sounds to me that you did nothing really wrong. But you did get taken and that never feels particularly good. Were I in your shoes I think I would have taken it to the management. Not necessarily to get the money back, but at least to bring to their attention that the girl is pissing off the clientele. If the management is good they will at the very least show some concern. If they also blow you off, then you need to consider a different venue next time.

Maybe I am spoiled as my most frequently visited club is Artemis. And say what you like about Artemis, they do view such behavior by their girls very seriously and as a result it tends not to happen. The girls are always very clear about the time you want and if you do happen to go over by 5 minutes you will not be charged. At least that is my experience there.

But in general I find that when one visits a club one needs to be prepared to spend more than one really wants to spend. That is have a budget, but include a bit more (as much as a third more) that you can spend without being upset. That way if the unexpected happens you are prepared. This I find helps the horny monger to relax a bit and thus make better choices. In my experience if I have ever come to grief over money in an FKK it was because I was tight about it. One has to acknowledge that the girls are there to make money first and hopefully have a bit of fun. So if you can carry an easy attitude about your cash the girls (highly sensitive creatures girls) sense this and treat you accordingly.

Hope some of this helps.

AM

GandJim

05-28-10, 11:37

Hi Italia77,

I have a different view on this and think you're lucky getting charged 75 euros for 35 mn, not 100 euros (edited: now that I think about it again, if I remember it correctly, maybe 1hr at PHG is 75 euros).

Different clubs, different policies and I have been to PHG only a couple of times, so do not know what is the policy there.

However, in many clubs, as soon as you exceed 30mn, the full hour is due and the management (and other customers, including myself) will stand by the side of the girl. The rule has been explained to me many years ago and was confirmed by experienced local punters in many forums, including this one: It's like when you park a car, if you exceed parking time by 1mn, the next full 30mn is due. Or like when you book a hotel room: You exceed 24hrs, the next full day is due even if you don't sleep there a second night.

Of course, with the crisis, time is tougher for girls and some (or many) may stay more than 30mn with you without asking for more money but, if they do, I think they have the right to do so. Best thing is to ask management when you arrive what's their policy. I did this many years ago, and most said that full hour is due as soon as 30mn are exceeded, but it is up to the girl to be more flexible. I stopped asking after about 10 different clubs, but I doubt the rules have changed much.

Sometimes, when a girl ask you if you want to extend the session, it's a subtle way to remind you that time is almost over and that you have to leave the room now. People don't like the girl saying "you know that the 30mn are done now", call them clockwatchers and post bad reports on them. This also happened to me. I just say no, check my watch and, if time is indeed over, leave the room right then (or say "we still have 10mn, don't we?" if her timing is not right).

By the way, I now have a discrete timer on my smartphone, which I start when I enter the room. You can set the intervals and the sound, in my case a discrete "zen meditation bell" sound. I set it at 5mn, 15mn and 25 mn. And to be honest, if the girl was really good, I didn't even hear the bell and gladly pay her one hour, no matter what the timer says.

To make a long story short, I wouldn't call your case a rip-off. A rip-off is bad services. A rip-off is not keeping promises once in the room. A rip-off is when the girl want to charge you one hour when you have actually spent less than 30mn with her, not when you have really spent more. And it is your responsibility to check your time.

Jim

Hessen Bub

06-02-10, 15:54

GandJim

06-07-10, 19:42

I've just been to Happy Garden. Had 4 sessions, all of them were slightly over the 30 min mark, between 33 and 40 min. Never got charged more than 50 EUR. And all girls said that an hour would be 75 EUR.

HB
Hi HB,

Good for you. Like I said, with the crisis, time is tougher for girls and some (or many) may stay more than 30mn with you without asking for more money.

But that was not the point. The point is, for example, in case the girl with whom you stayed 40 mn do ask you for 75 EUR, would you feel being ripped off to the point it ruined your whole evening, take it to management or would you gladly pay her?

All I say is that it is my responsibility to watch my time and, in case she provided excellent services, I would pay her 75 EUR without any complaint if the session indeed exceeded 30mn.

Jim

Hessen Bub

06-07-10, 21:49

If I go over the 30 min mark (does not mean 5 min) I will gladly pay 75€. If the service was good.

HB

Eric Cartman

07-05-10, 00:53

OK so after some coffee and pizza in DUS, and a long phone call back with California, my friend and I headed over to PHG. This was after our afternoon session at Finca Erotica (see that thread), where we'd stopped on our way up from FRA.

I picked PHG for our first night in DUS as, at least on the map, it looked a lot closer to town than Living Room or Goldentime. Yet the drive out there felt pretty far -- like 30 km, and not freeway for a decent part of it. Really out in the country, lots of fields around ... and then out of nowhere appears PHG.

I was pretty excited going in -- we got robes instead of towels (yay!), and the girls looked pretty good. The facilities looked excellent -- nice showers / toilets, great outdoor pool/lounge area, nice bar, nice darker Night Bar, lots of outdoor cabins. But I have to say, overall, I'd call it "Planet Unhappy Garden." Here's why.

We got there around 10pm on a Sunday night. That happened to be Hamburger BBQ time. So the guy sets up the grill and all the chicks start waiting in line. Girls look pretty good, generally wearing some variation of a bikini or small skirt. There are some lookers -- little thin, blonde-haired girls, some dark-haired girls (including a long-dark hair, ba-ba-boom exotic looking chick who looked Brazilian), some tall thin girls etc.

But here's the rub: they're all sitting around looking 100% bored, smoking cigarettes, sitting in little circles of 2-3-4 girls, or sitting at tables with 2-3 dudes --- just talking. I literally watched this smoking hot tanned girl sit at a table with guys for like 45 minutes before finally she dragged one of them to a room. The whole time I'm giving her the eye and smiling, and getting nothing. The exotic Brazilian-looking chick sat next to one guy FOR 2 HOURS ... I'm not making that up. I kept giving her the eye too. But she just sat there chatting. My friend and i walked up to a couple girls who were playing video poker or whatever the video fruit games are, tried to make conversation, and just got ignored. I'm like, WTF?

Finally I walk up to an orange-bikini short blonde girl sitting in the bar. I ask if she speaks English. She says a little. I try to make some small talk about it not being that busy. She says she's from Romania. She asks my name. She says "Do you want to go to the room?" No small talk, no flirting. I'm like, "Um, I kinda did ... but not now." Excuse myself. Go stand outside trying to make eye contact and smiling at a bunch of girls who walk by. Nothing. Finally go to a girl sitting at a table smoking by herself. Introduce myself again. Same 3 questions. She's from Bulgaria. She asks my name. She asks if I want to go to the room.

What happened to a little good old fashioned flirting? I'm seeing these other girls hang with dudes at tables, on recliners, etc. for a long time, and these other girls won't give me the time of day. A whole bunch are just sitting inside at the bar lounge area, chain smoking and looking glum.

Finally in desperation, 1.5 hours in, I go up to a blonde girl wearing a full leather dress. Note to self -- if a girl is wearing a full dress when others are all in bikinis, she's hiding something ... in this case a bit of a gut ... but she speaks OK English, seems oK, and I'm like fine let's just do this so I don't miss out. Out to a nice outside cabin. She's all business. I get her to kiss a little but then I get a lackluster "just the tip" BBBJ -- she says she can't take it deeper or she'll puke (lol). Light kissing. She rides me to completion. Maggie from Poland is her name.

And that's it. Now to be fair my friend had a better experience, with a Katya from Ukraine. But I'm seriously reminded of Glengarry Glenn Ross -- Alec Baldwin saying "A man don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting there, waiting to give you their money -- are you going to take it?" I came with a ton of intent to buy, and would have thrown down 2x if the girls had just seemed at all flirty or into it. Very bummed out. Especially compared to the good times at Finca and Oase.

Off to Golden Time and LR tomorrow. Hope springs eternal.

Travelerb69

07-05-10, 08:29

Basketcase

07-05-10, 08:30

Eric Cartman,

I am sure that you have done your research on the differences between NRW clubs and Hesse clubs.

I get the same sort of vibe as you experienced during your Planet Happy Garden at Villa Vertigo and also from Planet Happy Garden. These clubs have a non approach the customers Direction. What it means is that the women cannot really solicit the men. The man has to come to the woman to indicate their interest. Sometimes making eye contact is not going to work and you actually need to come up to the woman and make your indications known explicitly to get the one that you want.

If you like your girls to be wandering around initiating the contact then you would be more suited to clubs like Palace, Paradise, Oase and especially World where I find the girls are very inventive in ways to engage your attention so to speak.

Just take the non approach by the girls into your mindset and know that you have to go to the girls.

I do appreciate in the instances where you do approach the girls that the reaction from the girl is the three questions of what is your name, where are from and let us go to the room. No more interaction than that. I find this in my experiences as well. Catch 22. This is why the NRW clubs can at times be frustrating since you lose some flirting. It all depends on what you are like whether you like girls approaching you or you like to approach the girls.

Capt Dan

07-05-10, 22:59

By the sound of the guy BC, I kinda think he did sweet f.a. research! ;)

What makes Eric's story so funny is the way he is surprised by the girls reaction... or in this case non-reaction! :D

I am sure that you have done your research on the differences between NRW clubs and Hesse clubs.

Duralong

07-06-10, 16:54

In the room the sex was good and in the middle she even asked if I want stay for a full hour with her, but I declined and asking for a standard service for 50 euros. So we finish, we talk for some minutes and decided to move to the locker room. And there when I give her 50 she said "It is 75 because we stay more than 30min".

Ok, this situation made me sick, I said we never contract for more than 50 and she said "It's 35min, so 75". And I replied: "first of all, I never mention to extend the session and second, if I have to pay for a full hour, why you didn't tell me in the room that we had 20 minutes saved to stay to cover the full hour? ".

So guys, maybe you have more experience than me, but in this kind of situation, because my lackness of German, I decided to pay 75 to don't go to the manager to discuss.

The problem is that situation made me sick and angry for the whole day and I continued thinking about it smoking 30 cigarettes thinking how can I be so stupid to pay 75 instead of 50. Of course no more sex that day and a complete waste day in a fkk.

Did you lived a rip-off in your fkk career?

What you suggest I should do next time?

Thanks a lot guys!

Well, maybe I am late in replying to this, but this is a common issue that never gets outdated.

Contrarily to what others have commented I consider this a rip-off. However it's easy not to get fooled this way... just make clear with the girl in advance that if you pay 1h, then 1h should be! Otherwise you would pay just for a regular session. Unless the girl is really unpleasant (so why did you chose her?) it's usually better to finish the hour chatting and caressing her (with the open possibility of something more) than to be kicked off the room after 35' or 40' and pay for 1h anyway. Isn't it? If the girl doesn't accept such a plain condition, well, better for you to avoid her and choose a better one.

Breadman

07-06-10, 19:52

In the room the sex was good and in the middle she even asked if I want stay for a full hour with her, but I declined and asking for a standard service for 50 euros. So we finish, we talk for some minutes and decided to move to the locker room. And there when I give her 50 she said "It is 75 because we stay more than 30min".

What you suggest I should do next time?

This has happened to all of us at least once. You'll find yourself on guard the next 20 or 30 visits to the room. Anytime a girl is taking her sweet time to get ready to leave the room...or tries smalltalk (this should be done before the room) you'll find yourself halfway out the door, especially if that 31 minute mark is coming up fast.

Not all girls do this, some actually don't want to rush out of the room so fast...maybe it has to do with the pounding they've just taken ;-) I can remember years back a girl doing what I saw as an obvious stall...picture the perfect 25 minute session, the finish and im ready to head out the door on the 26 minute mark...and the girl is taking a minute to put on each shoe...and glancing at her watch every 30 seconds. I finally just walked out the door and made for the locker figuring id be at the desk with her money when she finally returned with the room key to claim we spent an hour in the room. I remember standing there with the 50 as she came running back to the desk.

But you will run into this stall tactic again, especially if she feels that your new to the club/scene. And remember, its also harder to stall if the guy is waiting by the door.

Akibono

07-07-10, 01:41

This has happened to all of us at least once. You'll find yourself on guard the next 20 or 30 visits to the room. Anytime a girl is taking her sweet time to get ready to leave the room...or tries smalltalk (this should be done before the room) you'll find yourself halfway out the door, especially if that 31 minute mark is coming up fast.

Not all girls do this, some actually don't want to rush out of the room so fast...maybe it has to do with the pounding they've just taken ;-) I can remember years back a girl doing what I saw as an obvious stall...picture the perfect 25 minute session, the finish and im ready to head out the door on the 26 minute mark...and the girl is taking a minute to put on each shoe...and glancing at her watch every 30 seconds. I finally just walked out the door and made for the locker figuring id be at the desk with her money when she finally returned with the room key to claim we spent an hour in the room. I remember standing there with the 50 as she came running back to the desk.

But you will run into this stall tactic again, especially if she feels that your new to the club/scene. And remember, its also harder to stall if the guy is waiting by the door.

Sometimes I keep 50E in my pocket and pay her on the spot. I do that with the regular girls I spend alot of time with. They appreciate the fact that they do not have to walk to the lockers and I do not have to advertise the fact that I am a big spender. Customer who are waiting for the girl may be quite surprised when the girl never shows up. Once a guy literally jumped in front of the girl as she was leaving the room with me. He was begging for a session. I found that quite amusing. I told the girl, "I should have kept you longer if I knew he was waiting outside."

When a girl overcharges on time, there are two things you can do. Point to your watch an say it's been 30 minutes and you were waiting for her. Or tell her you will pay her 50 now with another session at another time with emphasis that you are a regular and you like her. Also, say if you pay more, you will not see her in the future. Most girls will back down. They know they are being dishonest and you have offered a win-win situation for everyone.

Msi888

07-08-10, 08:47

BTW Eric writes: "Now to be fair my friend had a better experience, with a Katya from Ukraine" Not a wonder if it was a good time, if this Katja is the Kafja I know:

Brunette, long hair, age about 30.

1. 75 tall barefoot, about 65 kg

Slim elegant model figure,

Very pretty face, beautiful brown eyes, fleshy mouth and capturing smile

Perfect german speaking, simpatic, natural friendly.

BBBJ. CIM.

Previuosly at WorldFKK until mid 2008 when she movet to PHG

A good time? In my opinion Katja is one of the best provider on duty. The best for me ever since 2006. Only one note; she hates doing "theater". For someone a disadvantage, for me a quality.

OzPunter

08-24-10, 14:19

What happened to a little good old fashioned flirting? I'm seeing these other girls hang with dudes at tables, on recliners, etc. for a long time, and these other girls won't give me the time of day. A whole bunch are just sitting inside at the bar lounge area, chain smoking and looking glum.Eric,

I know what you mean. I've been there once and spent the whole day. At first while on my own I felt pretty much the same thing. Then met a couple of Italian guys (I can speak Italian) and as we were much more social, i.e. talking, drinking etc, I noticed girls tended to be much more social with us as well. Several of them sitting on our laps for quite some time just having a chat and a laugh, turned out to be a great night.

I do however find in these clubs that although the norm is a non-approach, there will always be those who find ways of approaching. I had this one gorgeous black sit outside the shower room while I was taking a shower and just watch me the whole time, she looked really turned on (or at least acted that way) then we went off for an amazing session.

But the flip side was there was this hot petite brunette and no matter obvious I made it, she did not respond at all, although she seemed extremely busy with regulars so didnt really need to.

I'm tossing up going there or Goldentime this Thursday

Big30

09-04-10, 04:41

BTW Eric writes: "Now to be fair my friend had a better experience, with a Katya from Ukraine" Not a wonder if it was a good time, if this Katja is the Kafja I know:

Brunette, long hair, age about 30.

1. 75 tall barefoot, about 65 kg

Slim elegant model figure,

Very pretty face, beautiful brown eyes, fleshy mouth and capturing smile

Perfect german speaking, simpatic, natural friendly.

BBBJ. CIM.

A good time? In my opinion Katja is one of the best provider on duty. The best for me ever since 2006. Only one note; she hates doing "theater". For someone a disadvantage, for me a quality.

Yes indeed Katja is a very good provider in PHG! But she is not the only one. Simona, Anja, Monique, etc. also give good services!

B30

Big30

09-19-10, 01:11

There are many Clubs in NRW and I visited, I am afraid most of them. But when on a Saturday the sun is shining and I do want to have a pleasent and relaxed time in Club, do not ask me why but then I drive to PHG!

So Saturday 11-9, I was in PHG. Maybe the last day of this year with temperatures reaching almost 25 Degrees Celcius.

I arrived at 17.30 hr and was surprised at that time to see already so many girls. Almost 50 Girls were present. A lot of Polish girls like: Alison, Editha, Patricia, Veronika and Dominica.
Melanie form Litauen was back (now with black hair!), also Rachel was back in Happy. If you know Alma from RO, notice that she has now blond hair, makes really a difference!

The BBQ and Beverage were as always TOP! I had a very good session with Pedja, the girl from Bulgarien with the long blond hair and her typical vertebral column tattoo. She is a girlfriend from Vesy (long, blond hair and slim).

Brenda is also back in PHG and so are Angelina and Morena from RO.

Like always the Oktoberfest in PHG will be end September. September 24-26!

Big30

Ladies Man69

09-21-10, 13:01

There are many Clubs in NRW and I visited, I am afraid most of them. But when on a Saturday the sun is shining and I do want to have a pleasent and relaxed time in Club, do not ask me why but then I drive to PHG!

So Saturday 11-9, I was in PHG. Maybe the last day of this year with temperatures reaching almost 25 Degrees Celcius.

I arrived at 17.30 hr and was surprised at that time to see already so many girls. Almost 50 Girls were present. A lot of Polish girls like: Alison, Editha, Patricia, Veronika and Dominica.

Melanie form Litauen was back (now with black hair!), also Rachel was back in Happy. If you know Alma from RO, notice that she has now blond hair, makes really a difference!

The BBQ and Beverage were as always TOP! I had a very good session with Pedja, the girl from Bulgarien with the long blond hair and her typical vertebral column tattoo. She is a girlfriend from Vesy (long, blond hair and slim).

Brenda is also back in PHG and so are Angelina and Morena from RO.

Like always the Oktoberfest in PHG will be end September. September 24-26!

Big30Hi Big 30,

Could you please brief me on the Oktoberfest will take place in PHG as I will be in NRW from the 25th.

Thanks a lot and hope 2 write a good report.

Big30

09-23-10, 11:31

Hi Big 30,

Could you please brief me on the Oktoberfest will take place in PHG as I will be in NRW from the 25th.

Thanks a lot and hope 2 write a good report.

During those 3 Days PHG will be decorated in the typical Blue-White Bavarian style. There will be beer from Bavaria and some food specialties like Bretzels etc.

Do not be surprised some of the staff or even some girls will be dressed in a Lederhose.

Big30

10-02-10, 02:59

Gents, What's PHG Saturday lineup like and the faciities any good?

Thanks in advance for helping.

S
No Kino or Jacuzzi in PHG.

But a very relaxed atmosphere. About 40-50 CDL's. Best food in NRW. For me the perfect place to chill out on a Saturday or any other day in the week!

Markthomas1950

10-02-10, 09:47

During those 3 Days PHG will be decorated in the typical Blue-White Bavarian style. There will be beer from Bavaria and some food specialties like Bretzels etc.

Do not be surprised some of the staff or even some girls will be dressed in a Lederhose.Hi Big30,

Are you saying some of the girls will be dressed like boys wearing knee lenght leather shorts? Not my thing to do young boys.

I prefer my Bavarian lasses dressed in tight fitting dirndls to show off their womanly slim waists and busty breasts! LOL.

Big30

10-10-10, 03:41

Hi Big30,

Are you saying some of the girls will be dressed like boys wearing knee lenght leather shorts?

Yes indeed! Ok, only 2-3 Girls were dressed in Leatherhose (only a Leatherhose and no more!). I would not say there were dressed like boys. They were dressed like young beautiful girls wanting to make some fun at the party in PHG!

Saturday October 9, I was in PHG. Anja, Alma, Andrea, Angelina, Anita, Camelia , Celine, Chris, Destiny, Editha, Erika, Isa, Jasmin, Lara, Laura, Leila, Mia, Mona, Monika, Nati, Ola, Petia, Rachel, Rosi, Sabrina, Sam, Simona, Veronika, Vesy and Vika were there. About 50 Girls.

Jacqueline ex-LR, ex-Diana VV is now in PHG. The BBQ was great and also the dessert was super.

I'll be back!

B30

Markthomas1950

10-10-10, 11:21

Yes indeed! Ok, only 2-3 Girls were dressed in Leatherhose (only a Leatherhose and no more!). I would not say there were dressed like boys. They were dressed like young beautiful girls wanting to make some fun at the party in PHG!

B30Hi Big30,

That is good to know that all they girls were wearing was the short leather trousers and that was all. If you can see their tits then that makes you know they are not boys.

Woof Woof

10-10-10, 23:07

Saturday October 9, I was in PHG. Anja, Alma, Andrea, Angelina, Anita, Camelia , Celine, Chris, Destiny, Editha, Erika, Isa, Jasmin, Lara, Laura, Leila, Mia, Mona, Monika, Nati, Ola, Petia, Rachel, Rosi, Sabrina, Sam, Simona, Veronika, Vesy and Vika were there. About 50 Girls.

Jacqueline ex-LR, ex-Diana VV is now in PHG. The BBQ was great and also the dessert was super.

I'll be back!

B30

B30,

I was there on Sat too from 14:00 then left for LR at 20:30. Food from the custom-prepared omelet in the afternoon to the BBQ served at 18:00 was indeed outstanding. I like the BBQ setup outdoors. Of course, it helped that the weather was just perfect yesterday. It used to be that dinner was served in the Nachtcafe just under the stairs and it felt cramped standing in line on the stairs and looking for some place to sit down for dinner. I like that they've added a couple of new sofas above the Nachtcafe alongside the walls.

Girls: I did Rachel (.cz) for my first session of the day. No DATY allowed but I have a fondness for girls with tongue piercing and her bbbj was outstanding. She used to dance at strip clubs and has a body to die for. I also sessioned with a couple more girls not listed in your post: Daniela (.ro) and Patrizia (.pl). Daniela's bubble butt gave me a hard-on every time she walked by and her zimmer performance did not disappoint. As for Patrizia, what else can I say other than her DT skills are just mind-blowing. She's got the sultry MILFy look especially with those sparkling blue eyes. By the way, Jacqueline ex-LR is indeed at PHG now and goes by the name of Ingrid. Unusual and rather unique choice for a Romanian girl.

PHG is the antidote to GT. PHG provides a more laid-back environment and is a refreshing change of pace to GT. I like both clubs because I've got my favorites at GT and have had good sessions at PHG. I will make it a point to return to PHG more frequently in the future.

Big30

10-10-10, 23:29

B30,

I like that they've added a couple of new sofas above the Nachtcafe alongside the walls.

By the way, Jacqueline ex-LR is indeed at PHG now and goes by the name of Ingrid. Unusual and rather unique choice for a Romanian girl.

PHG is the antidote to GT. PHG provides a more laid-back environment and is a refreshing change of pace to GT. I like both clubs because I've got my favorites at GT and have had good sessions at PHG. I will make it a point to return to PHG more frequently in the future.

Hi WW,

Pitty we did not meet Yesterday in Happy. The new sofa's in the Nachtcafe are perfect for sitting :). In the bar they also have new tables which allows more space for walking.

Yes you are right Jacqueline goes by the name Ingrid now in PHG. Had dinner together with her but made no room with her, that was the privilege of a Club friend of mine, LOL!

Maybe PHG is not the antidote of GT but I agree it is more laid-back there and yes I also think PHG is gaining now some new momentum.

B30

Big30

10-21-10, 17:37

Sauturday October 30 there will be a Halloween party at PHG.

http://www.planet-happygarden.de/

B30

HookNose

10-24-10, 04:28

Nothing signals my return to PHG more than rain, cold, and overcast skies. But not to be deterred by a little rain I continued my quest for new experiences. Visit was made on October 15 and 16.

- Not much change to the facilities other than the new couches in the Nacht Café as mentioned before. Other than the outdoor sauna there was no outside activity.

- For the first time ever in my years at PHG I walked into the Nacht Café after dinner and there was not one girl in sight. Nowhere. This did not last long however as the girls came filtering back in. I think they may have all been called to the front bar because of the DJ or something.

- Petite blonde woman was working with the bar staff. Funny how clothes can make a woman the most desirable in the club. Probably because she is unobtainable.

- Was in one of the downstairs rooms when a man started screaming like he was being stabbed. The woman I was with said, "Oh, that is so-and-so, all the girls know that sound".

- Cute girl with short blonde hair was seated in the main bar area. After a couple of recon passes I stopped and said Hello, only to be greeted with. Nothing. No response, no acknowledgement. The next day I decided to try again and did get a response. I think she told me her name but unfortunately she was such a low talker I could not hear a word. An offer to go to the room got a similar response so I left it at that. Felt sort of bad for her since it was clear she did not want to be there.

- Food was excellent and plentiful as usual.

Lineup:

Clara – Moldavia – Have seen Clara on each of my last several visits and she is always first rate. Very friendly and very accommodating, as you would expect from repeat sessions.

Mira – German. Petite brunette, have never seen her before although apparently she has been working there for some time. A bit older at 32, she offers a comfortable and relaxed session. Speaks excellent English, would have loved to repeat but she does not work on Saturdays.

Samantha – Russian – Slim with bright red hair, she was in my opinion the best looking girl there that weekend. Very quiet in the room but once she warmed up she was excellent. Spent a total of four hours with her over two days and was totally satisfied. Outside the room she is not that friendly so it is hard to get an overall warm feeling about the connection.

Brenda – DR – Brenda has been at PHG a long time but I have never been with her. While she is not your classic beauty she has a nice body, she is friendly, and I wanted to add another country to my list. In the room she provides excellent service and I would definitely repeat.

Lily – Romanian – Pretty brunette, met her in the Nacht Café and went to the room next to the showers, Room 14 I believe. I had a good time even as a fly was buzzing around my head while I was occupied down South.

Hooknose

Big30

11-07-10, 03:48

- Not much change to the facilities other than the new couches in the Nacht Café as mentioned before.

- I think they may have all been called to the front bar because of the DJ or something.

- Petite blonde woman was working with the bar staff. Funny how clothes can make a woman the most desirable in the club. Probably because she is unobtainable.

- Food was excellent and plentiful as usual.

Lineup:

Clara – Moldavia
Samantha – Russian
Brenda – DR
Lily – Romanian

Hooknose

It is good to hear that I am not the only PHG fan on this board! Was in PHG as many times before on a Saturday, yesterday more specific!

- Dinner in my opinion the best in NRW (only PSR excluded)

- Yes still more than perfect couches in the Nacht Cafe and new tables in the bar.

- The petite blonde behind the bar is Angela. Before also Theke at VV and untill end 2009 before the bar at GT!

- Yes now a DJ is playing music. Is OK although some men think it is a little to loud. The girls do not care, for them is is party time.

- Clara was present, also Brenda, Daniella, Rachel and Lilly. Samantha the red haired girl was before in VV, LR and GT. Name Xenia/Vika in VV but I am not sure. Did not see her last night. Lilly, yes indeed highly recommended!
Simona and Petia (Both from Bulgaria) were also there, so I made 2 rooms :)!

- Jacqueline who was named Ingrid in PHG was back in LR on the IJBF 5 year party. Two weeks later she left LR. Nice girl, perfect English, who knows she will be back?

- Alma now has black/brown hair again!

- I'll be back!

B30

Nille Copenhagen

01-05-11, 23:10

Hi,

I'm just wondering how is the line up at PHG nowadays. I having been there for a long time.

Are Xenia from VV and Adina from LR still around at PHG?

Nille

Nikoola

01-28-11, 19:41

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Big30

01-29-11, 00:52

Hi,

I'm just wondering how is the line up at PHG nowadays. I having been there for a long time.

Are Xenia from VV and Adina from LR still around at PHG?

NilleRed haired Xenia from VV probably has left PHG, did not see her for months. Adina from LR is Niki in PHG, she left end December for another Club but she is back.

I will check tomorrow how the line up is. From Februari 1 some things will change in PHG, there is a new manager running PHG and it seems finally they will invest again money in the Hardware.

Details still to be worked out. Maybe more info tomorrow after my visit.

B30

Kingwenslas

02-04-11, 22:59

This report follows on from the Villa Vertigo thread.

After my mind blowing experience with Anna at VV, I decided to go back there, even though I now think that this club is not busy enough for my liking. I asked at the desk if Anna was there, and after some checking the answer was NO. We therefore decided to jump back in the car and drive to Golden Time. This took about 25 minutes. Upon arrival it was so busy that we could not even park our car down the side lane. So, we made another decision to drive to PHG, even though my loins were telling me to just give up and head straight into GT.

I hadn't been to PHG for the best part of a year, having decided to drop it as it became less and less busy. I was therefore pleasantly surprised to see lots of activity upon arrival. Whilst changing, a gorgeous blond girl walked through the locker room and I just found myself calling out to her and saying I would come and find her later. She turned out to be a 24 year old Romanian with blue eyes, blond hair, big boobs, all over suntan and a curvy hourglass figure. Regular readers of my (very intermittent) reports may recall how negative I am in general about Romanians, but having had the experience with Anna two days ago and talking to this girl (who name I forget) I decided to take her to a room. The session was ok, except she wanted €100 for the full hour, so I went for ½ hour and over-ran by five minutes which she gave me a hard time about. Shame about that, as it can put a negative edge on the chemistry. Would I repeat? Maybe yes, depending on who else is around.

Later on, I overheard two girls talking Russian to each other and I pricked up my ears as it meant they weren't Romanians. The first one introduced herself as Katja from Kiev in Ukraine. I would be intrigued to know if this is the same Katja that Msi888 discussed in his report number 634 on this thread and which Big30 also commented on. She is quite tall, has black or dark hair, pretty face and is flat chested. I then asked the blond her name and she said Leila from Lithuania. I could not believe how stupid I had been. I raved about Leila on a post 2 or 3 years ago and had obviously just accepted my fate never to see her again. I put my arms around her and said we must have a session immediately. Leila asked if Katja should come along as well and I agreed. The price was €150 for the pair for one hour.

My session was very, very good. Leila spent a lot of time blowing me and Katja a lot of time stroking my body and licking my balls. Completely and utterly recommended, although I would imagine Katja not to be very good on her own, for example, after 45 minutes she said the hour was very nearly up.

Frustratingly (and similarly to when I met her that first time) I did not have the chance to have a second session with Leila for the rest of the day, as she was always too busy. Instead, I went with a Pole called Alitsia, who is 29, has shortish dark hair, a not very pretty face, but boobs to die for (which are actually fake, but very good fake ones). She went around with a taller Pole called Monika of the same age who I thought I fancied more, until I went and spoke to her and could not establish any chemistry.

I would definitely recommend Alitsia as she was playful, giving and good at sex. And has beautiful boobs. Yeah, beautiful.

Conclusion – PHG is definitely back! Consider not going to VV from now on especially on Sundays when it's far too busy because of the free entrance to people who went there during the week.

I didn't mention the corpulent black guy who was hovering around. At dinnertime he reorganised the queue for the food by pushing all us blokes forward and telling the girls to go to the back. He also offered me a drink which I found very nice.

Kingwenslas

Big30

02-06-11, 14:33

Krankenschwestern Party-Nurse Party PHG 12 Februar (http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7858/popup1krankenschwester.png)

Big30

02-25-11, 01:39

26.2.2011: Carnevale di Venezia im PHG (http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8258/happycarneval.jpg)

Happy will be open Saturday untill 03 hr.

Some things changed in PHG after Februari 1. New owner/manager. Staff seems to be more relaxed and customer oriented. In the nearby future WIFI will be available. Nurse party was a great suc6!

Do not get a shock, but Happy plans to build a Kino behind the indoor Sauna!

Such a pitty we did not meet februari 2 in PHG KWL. I also was there, although most of the time in the office and not in the bar. Long time ago since we first met, when I remember well 2006 in Belgium, Saunaclub Relax, history!

Anna from RO is indeed highly recommended and yes Leyla is back in PHG alhough not working every day. Louana and Mirela are currently my prefered girls in PHG.

I didn't mention the corpulent black guy who was hovering around. At dinnertime he reorganised the queue for the food by pushing all us blokes forward and telling the girls to go to the back. He also offered me a drink which I found very nice.
That is Ernest! Working since ages in PHG. Yes indeed he sometimes offers guests a drink, a Bacardi Cola for free. Not bad : ).

B30

Mario Veneto

03-01-11, 05:58

I arrived at PHG at around 8 PM. I could see few cars in the parking lot so I told myself it's going to be empty of men and girls.

At the entrance a beautiful blond East European girl around 30 something opened the door.
Unfortunately she was the manager and was not offering her services in this club :-(

I immediately ask how many girls were present and she said 37. I also asked if they were like in VV all from Romania and she said no they are also from Lithuania and other places.

I paid the 50 Eur for the entrance and went in.

I counted something around 33 girls. The ratio of doable girls were higher that in VV.

I approached a 24 year old girl slightly tanned girl with black long hair and wonderful eyes. Her name was Andrea and she came from Romania.

So we went to the room and she started a nice BBJ. After that a nice session in usual positions.

She didn't go the extra mile and did a standard session. No DATY, no fingering. No ball licking. So not GFE at all.

But it was still a very nice session and damned she was beautiful and young!

It's amazing what you can get in this country for 50 eur!

Well after this I hit the road to the hotel and was already wondering what will be my next FKK destination tomorrow (Samya, Goldetime and Living room are on my list).

I like the idea of self service for beer and beverages in PHG but I dislike how they made the changing room in the middle of the club far from the showers.

I will report my next visits too.

Basketcase

03-01-11, 09:01

Hi Mario Vento,

Good work, your Monday. 28 Feb travels and effort finally pay off with a half hour session with Andrea (ro) at PHG. So driving between two clubs, paying two entrance fees (100€ together) and 50€ for Andrea finally gets your end away. That is dedication to the cause of men being horny and wanting what their cock wants and being selective for their cock. Mind over cock if you will.

I commend your reporting and look forward to your other reports whether they are from Samya, Golden Time or Living Room. Keep the good work coming and you coming too.

Kingwenslas

03-03-11, 21:27

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8258/happycarneval.jpg ([url)]

Such a pitty we did not meet februari 2 in PHG KWL. I also was there, although most of the time in the office and not in the bar. Long time ago since we first met, when I remember well 2006 in Belgium, Saunaclub Relax, history!

Anna from RO is indeed highly recommended and yes Leyla is back in PHG alhough not working every day. Louana and Mirela are currently my prefered girls in PHG.

B30Hi Big30.

Sorry I have taken so long to reply. Yes, I remember meeting you back in 2006 and next time I am in these parts I will pm you first.

Glad to hear that you recommend Anna and Leyla. I'm intrigued to hear that Louana and Mirela are your current favourites. Could you please give a little more information about them, for example, looks and nationalities in order to make it easier to identify them. Thanks.

Kingwenslas

Big30

03-06-11, 00:10

Hi Big30.

Sorry I have taken so long to reply. Yes, I remember meeting you back in 2006 and next time I am in these parts I will pm you first.

Glad to hear that you recommend Anna and Leyla. I'm intrigued to hear that Louana and Mirela are your current favourites. Could you please give a little more information about them, for example, looks and nationalities in order to make it easier to identify them. Thanks.

KingwenslasHi Kingwenslas,

Yes indeed both Louana and Mirela are 2 of my favourite girls in PHG. More info is not a problem. The only problem is that both girls are so typical Romanian Girls : ). 1m60cm, half long black hair, cup-size B, KF36, Mirela has a lip piercing so that will discriminate!

B30

Big30

03-06-11, 00:26

Skristel

03-13-11, 23:34

Hi all.

I went with a really lovely german girl on Saturday 12May and gave good GFE.

She told me her name but I'm now back home in London and have forgotten.

She models part time and also escorts too. Does anybody know her name?

(there was only one german girl in the line up)

Many thanks

Nille Copenhagen

03-16-11, 18:22

Kingwenslas

04-20-11, 12:08

This continues from the Villa Vertigo thread.

Back in February on my last trip I had met Leila again and had a damned good session (+ others) so I thought I would go back. When I turned up at 11.30 there was not a single car in the car park and I was the first client of the day. The girl selection was poor and so I thought I had made a mistake. Throughout the day more people arrived and things started swinging.

I ended up having just two sessions with one Romanian girl whose name I have forgotten, but she has beautiful boobs and walked around topless. Would I recommend her? Well, I repeated due to lack of other options + her boobs were absolutely heavenly.

All in all, a below average day for an FKK.

Kingwenslas

Solid State

04-26-11, 23:39

Turned up here by default as my two planned partytreff visits hadn't worked out.

E50 gets you access to a great facility, outside terrace,

Swimming pool, sauna, bar plus great self service bar down stairs stocked with selection of beers.

Being easter Sunday not many girls maybe 10 and maybe 30-50 men.

Best girl on view was a temptress who I was instantly attracted to but would wait some hours before making my move.

My first session was a girl who looked like she was on a night out on your local Saturday night high street.

Short mini skirt and normal tight fitting top.

Betty from hungary 30 ish, brown hair blond streaks. 5'5", see-cups, ample figure but not fat.

Very sensual experience, would say that I made love to this woman for an hour E75 a great girlfriend experience.

As things were quiet I thought I'd give a slim bulgarian girl who wasn't really my type but she was friendly and was coming on to me. In the room she tried to put a condom on to give BJ, I refused and she stormed out in a huff.

Most of the day was spent relaxing in the sun eating their barbeque food and drinking soft drinks.

As night fell I saw my oppotunity to get hold of a girl I would describe as a perfect 10.

Goog looks, beautiful see-cups, flawless tanned skin and perfectly round ass.

Samira, romania oozes sex appeal and had all the men in there drooling all day. The way she struts around you would think that she was stuck up but is quite pleasent to talk to and down to earth.

In the room I could have just sat and watch her that would have been a turn on enough.

But to see such beauty giving me BBBJ unbelievable. Only thing is she wouldn't let me fuck her properly, she didn't like taking cock too deep. Gave me HJ to completion after half an hour E50.

An absolute goddess but I preferred the GFE of betty earlier in the day.

Tricycle

05-06-11, 05:16

I visited PHG last Sunday during the day. The weather was very nice and many were lounging around the pool.

I found petite Lele from Romania, dark hair, small breasts; she was with her sister, same physique just taller. I thought to ask if we could do a trio but decided against it. We had a lot of fun: kissing. 69, multiple positions; the BBBJ was quite long which removed the possibility of a 30min session, so I went the full hour. I could have had her move on but she was doing a great job.

Next I had a session with Katilin (spelling?) from Hungary. She is super slim with long dark hair and nice meaty pussy lips. Her English was not the best and my Hungarian non-existent. Kissing was very light. She is married. Not surprisingly, there must be a correlation between kissing and and committed relationships. Also, great fun. The travel is starting to wear me down. Two weeks ago I was in India, last week in the US, this week in Europe, and next week in Asia.

Over all I had a fantastic time. The next day I tried Golden Time.

Big30

05-06-11, 06:53

I visited PHG last Sunday during the day. The weather was very nice and many were lounging around the pool.

Over all I had a fantastic time.

Thanks for your report Tricycle! How did you find this Club? I would like to visit this Club, anyone who has a adress or link to the website of this club? Is it a Club in NRW? Please help : ).

(Katilin / Kata? Yes she is from Hungary, indeed very slim. 25y old, she speaks very limited German, no English.

Lele? Does not ring a bell. Probably you refer to little Leni from Bulgaria (1m54cm, half long dark hair, A / B cup). Last Sunday indeed in PHG, but also recently spotted in LR and FKK-Planet)

http://www.youtube.com/user/PlanetHappyGarden

Nille Copenhagen

05-06-11, 11:05

Thanks for your report Tricycle! How did you find this Club? I would like to visit this Club, anyone who has a adress or link to the website of this club? Is it a Club in NRW? Please help : ).

(Katilin / Kata? Yes she is from Hungary, indeed very slim. 25y old, she speaks very limited German, no English.

Lele? Does not ring a bell. Probably you refer to little Leni from Bulgaria (1m54cm, half long dark hair, A / B cup). Last Sunday indeed in PHG, but also recently spotted in LR and FKK-Planet)

http://www.youtube.com/user/PlanetHappyGardenButzenstraße 41, 47918 Tönisvorst.

Use your GPS it's quite closed to Villa Vertigo, and you will pass PHQ if you drive from Holland to VV.

Big30

05-06-11, 19:11

Butzenstraße 41, 47918 Tönisvorst.

Use your GPS it's quite closed to Villa Vertigo, and you will pass PHQ if you drive from Holland to VV. I know! I was joking ... . When I drive to Happy I could close my eyes but for safety reasons I don't : ).

PHG made a few videos, see the link below:

PHG now also has WIFi!

B30

Tricycle

05-07-11, 01:20

Butzenstraße 41, 47918 Tönisvorst.

Use your GPS it's quite closed to Villa Vertigo, and you will pass PHQ if you drive from Holland to VV. Many GPS units allow for coordinates to be entered rather than an address. I find this to be much more reliable. For PHG: 6. 39875 E. 51. 33426 N

Tricycle

05-07-11, 01:22

Butzenstraße 41, 47918 Tönisvorst.

Use your GPS it's quite closed to Villa Vertigo, and you will pass PHQ if you drive from Holland to VV. I am positive "Lele" said she was from Romania.

Breadman

05-07-11, 05:53

I know! I was joking. . When I drive to Happy I could close my eyes but for safety reasons I don't : ).

PHG made a few videos, see the link below:

PHG now also has WIFi!

B30Does the wifi reach to Villa Vertigo?

P. S. See, that's funny

Big30

05-08-11, 05:46

Does the wifi reach to Villa Vertigo?

P. S. See, that's funnyAlmost. Actually one pwd and two areas. The bar and Nightcafe Area. Good reception.

B30

HookNose

05-16-11, 03:28

May 2011.

Location: Planet Happy Garden:

Last Visit: November 2010.

Friday, May 6.

Arrived approximately 3:00 pm with maybe 6 cars in the parking lots. A bit tired after traveling all night but it was warm and sunny on the deck outside. Besides the redo in progress of the older shower area there were no other changes to the facility that I could see. One other new item is the wristband of various colors you get at the entrance. Not sure what it was for but everybody got one. After a half dozen trips to the shower mine did not last the evening. The grill was operating for the evening meal which is a good thing since you are not restricted to a set time.

Sampled:

Livia – HUN – Short brunette, friendly girl, speaks good English. Excellent service with FT finish.

Kata – HUN – Was partnered with Livia during the weekend. Tall and slender, speaks limited English. Also good service. Talked to her a bit the next day and she tells me she is staying in a nearby hotel with her husband.

Ellie – MOL – Older blonde with a pink streak color in her hair. Speaks good English. Animated in the room with a touch of obligatory moaning. Did not finish with her and it was time to retire for the evening.

Saturday, May 7.

Arrived approximately 2:00 pm to another light crowd and another beautiful sunny day. Yellow wrist band again today. My goal this day was to obtain carnal knowledge of five fresh faces, which I estimated would take me ten hours. Ended up with four fresh faces and two repeats, although I did not recognize one of them. Huge traffic jam in the locker room at closing time.

Sampled:

Sara – ROM – Invited me to sit with her on the patio and I was sold. Beautiful girl, excellent service, repeated at the end of the day and again on Sunday.

Isabella – ROM – If you like them petite she is perfect. Only regret is that I did not repeat with her.

Sonja – BUL – Interesting girl who teased me into a once in a decade experience. Extremely rare for me to be offered anal at PHG but there it was and I accepted. The shocking part. No lube. She was a real trooper and the event was exciting but I can wait another 10 years for the next one.

Melanie – LIT – Curvy blonde with large fake boobs. Motor is always running. Better than I expected at first.

Lilly – ROM – Did not realize until after I was in the room that I had seen her back in November. She was again a pleasant surprise. Highly recommended.

Sunday, May 8.

Another sunny day and the first thing I noticed were a couple of young guys walking around in swimming trunks. Was not sure if they were guests or employees. That seemed to be the theme for the afternoon with a much younger crowd handing around the pool with a lot of grab ass and water splashing going on. Also a bit of topless volleyball in the grassy area featuring a girl who caught my eye but could never connect with. She was tall slender blonde who was either playing around the pool or playing video games. Hard to tell but I think she was also in the carwash video that was shot in the parking lot that weekend.

Sampled:

Eveline – ROM – Said she was a sister to Lilly and they do look very similar but maybe they just mean PHG sisters.

Editha – POL – Older, petite brunette with large breasts. Speaks excellent English.

Rebecca – RUS– Tall and lanky, wore black fishnet stockings. Quite pleasant overall.

Excellent trip with Saturday being probably the best single day I have ever had at PHG.

Big30

05-16-11, 15:19

Also a bit of topless volleyball in the grassy area featuring a girl who caught my eye but could never connect with. She was tall slender blonde who was either playing around the pool or playing video games. Hard to tell but I think she was also in the carwash video that was shot in the parking lot that weekend.

Excellent trip with Saturday being probably the best single day I have ever had at PHG. The tall blond girl you also see in the Carwash video is Vesy from Bulgaria. She hangs out often with Peja also blond from Bulgaria you also see her on the video.

B30

HookNose

05-17-11, 03:02

The tall blond girl you also see in the Carwash video is Vesy from Bulgaria. She hangs out often with Peja also blond from Bulgaria you also see her on the video.

B30Thanks for the info. I passed by her on my way out on Sunday and asked her name and she replied with what sounded like Missy, so that makes sense now.

By the way, PHG seems better than ever in my opinion. Glad to see the the new management paying attention to detail.

Nille Copenhagen

06-21-11, 09:07

I was there Saturday from noon, about 15 girls was present.

I was hope to see the sun and use the pool after a rainy Friday, but the weather was still shit at some point is was raining with tiny snowballs, and we are supposed to have Summer!

I'm sure the line-up would increase and improve in the evening. But I didn't have the time to wait.

At about 4pm I left the club for Poolparty at DV, which was great!

Big30

08-02-11, 12:34

I didn't show up the party. I went to PHG reception area and saw there was a long line to get in the club. I asked the counter lady if there is too much customer, she misunderstood and told me there were 50 girls inside. This is nice but the parking lot was almost full, even at 5 pm. I didn't sleep well the night before so I decided that a loudy and crowded party was the last thing I needed, in order to have some relax, I went to Villa Vertigo.I was at the party arrived at 6PM and would not say the parking lot was full then. Party was OK, girls dressed as Pirates, in the bar DJ sunny was playing and yes loud music but in the Nachtcafe perfect spot to relax. Later in the evening it was crowded but although not warm you could sit outside which makes a difference, doors to the bar area were open and enough fris air.

Good food, Gute Stimmung, left at 2AM and the party went on untill 3AM.

Note:
- Like in the past now Free Cocktails on wednesday.
- August 13 there will be a Stewardess Party "Happy hebt ab, ready for boarding". Party means: all grirls are dressed, some decoration in PHG, DJ playing, good food wit dessert and later at the evening small snacks.
- Monday as always is Gambas time in PHG at 10PM, they tasted good last Monday.

B30

Nille Copenhagen

08-03-11, 11:36

I was at the party arrived at 6PM and would not say the parking lot was full then. Party was OK, girls dressed as Pirates, in the bar DJ sunny was playing and yes loud music but in the Nachtcafe perfect spot to relax. Later in the evening it was crowded but although not warm you could sit outside which makes a difference, doors to the bar area were open and enough fris air.

Good food, Gute Stimmung, left at 2AM and the party went on untill 3AM.

Note:

- Like in the past now Free Cocktails on Wednesday.

- August 13 there will be a Stewardess Party "Happy hebt ab, ready for boarding". Party means: all grirls are dressed, some decoration in PHG, DJ playing, good food with dessert and later at the evening small snacks.

- Monday as always is Gambas time in PHG at 10PM, they tasted good last Monday.

B30Man. This guy have fun,

You are regularly visiting all NRW clubs. I wish I lived closer to NRW, so I could visit the honeys often like you.

Big30

08-03-11, 18:05

You are regularly visiting all NRW clubs. I wish I lived closer to NRW, so I could visit the honeys often like you.I do not complain! Gt, PHG and VV are all about 45-50 min car drive from where I live.

Actually the Stewardess party in PHG is August 20 not August 13.

B30

Big30

08-18-11, 00:26

The times they are changing. Happy now has a Kino!

B30

Capt Dan

08-18-11, 00:36

The times they are changing. Happy now has a Kino!

B30Well done again Big30. You are nearly always first with the news from NRW!

Cheers :)

CD

Nille Copenhagen

08-23-11, 17:55

The times they are changing. Happy now has a Kino!

B30Hallelujah, now only VV is missing the Kino, they had one in the old days.

Woof Woof

08-23-11, 21:45

Actually the Stewardess party in PHG is August 20 not August 13.Dear B30,

So how was the Stewardess party last weekend? I had plans to show up for it. Alas, I was stuck this past Saturday in the backyard of GT with the great weather and the fine lineup there ;) !

Cheers,

WW

Big30

08-23-11, 22:43

Dear B30,

So how was the Stewardess party last weekend? I had plans to show up for it. Alas, I was stuck this past Saturday in the backyard of GT with the great weather and the fine lineup there. !

Cheers,

WW- The party was a suc6. Girls dressed in sexy Stewardess uniform, good BBQ and later some snacks.

- About 60 girls but, Weather was great so also about 200 man (not at the same time, but over he whole day, party ended at 03AM). But since you could sit outside it did not feel overcrowded (would be different with rain)

- Line-up was a little Romanian dominated, but they dansed very expressive on the beats of the DJ!

- Vessy was back from LR. Some girls were hard to get as for example larissa, other girls no problem, some of them later in the evening also liked to party as well.

- Normally in PHG the girls:guest ratio is more balanced, but at Party Times with good weather!

- Kino = 3D at least with those special glasses!

Overall verdict good party, typical for PHG, not to loud, relaxed, nice ambiente.

B30

London Traveller

08-27-11, 09:26

This was my first trip to PHG and it was a little difficult to find (as has previously been mentioned) even with the help of my GPS / Satnav, although the location was identified correctly. Coming from Dusseldorf it is just before a T-junction. My GPS told me to turn left so I turned left at the junction, however I then had to do a U turn as I had missed the correct left turn which was just before. It is on the edge of what appears to be a small industrial / commercial area. There is a small car park right outside the front door. I parked my car just a little bit further away. The entrance is well signposted when you are close up.

Things began to go wrong right from the start. There is no reception desk and when you ring the bell a receptionist comes from the bar area where she was serving drinks. The man in front of me was given slippers and a robe on a hanger. After I gave my 50 euros the woman disappeared for a few minutes then returned and gave me slippers and a key. When I asked about the robe she told me it would be in the locker. Unlike usual clubs where they have the good sense to give two customers arriving at the same time lockers which are some distance apart she gave me a locker almost right next to the one being used by the man who had just arrived before me, even though I had arrived at about 2 pm and the place was very empty. I had to wait for him a bit before I could even look at my locker. When I opened it, it was completely empty: no robe, no hanger. I had to return to reception and it took several attempts before the woman understood that I wanted a robe and a hanger, in fact firstly she got me a wooden hanger (which fell apart when I began to use it) and then I had to point to another guys robe (nearly every man there wore a robe) before she found one of these for me (they are kept in a cupboard at the reception area).

The layout of the club is a bit strange. To the right of reception is the girls changing room, stairs to the lower level (where there are rooms and some toilets) and the main (smoking) bar. Through the bar there was another door where girls went to get room keys. The bar also faced out onto the garden (really just a courtyard) where there was an outdoor sauna (I think, as I didn't take a close look) , a rectangular pool, seats, tables, and at the back some cabins. On the left of the garden as one looked from the bar there was the other wing of the building with doors leading back inside to the massage room and the Nachtbar. A large area with a gallery and, down some rather dangerous steps, a fairly large seating area with a bar at the far end, and at the near end was where the food was served. The gallery, at the (near) garden end, had some sofas, games machines, and the sauna, rather oddly placed but with large glass windows. One one side of the room was the narrow part of the gallery off which some curtains showed where the kino was. This was quite small, but looked comfortable and was fairly brightly lit (for a kino). Which was possibly why it was hardly used by anyone.

The changing room was down a corridor to the left of reception. This was not large and showers were down the corridor leading off the other end of it. Both on the left and right side, just before one emerged into the Nachtbar gallery and sauna area. Hope this makes some sense! There were various other doors, stairs and other places but I didn't explore any further.

As it had stopped raining for a while I got a drink from the bar and read my book outside for a bit. Some girls came up and said Hello, none of whom was really the type for me. One or two were smoking and brought their cigarettes right next to me, so I had to ask them to move a bit further away as I didn't appreciate this. There were quite a lot of MILFs at the club, most of who either had a weight problem or who just weren't very attractive. The girls who had the whole package, I. E. Looks and nice figure, were hard to find and seemed to be busy pretty much all the time or else, rather perversely, there were one or two who seemed to have little interest in meeting a newbie like me, and just sat around chatting with their friends, occasionally looking for a client who they knew.

After a bit of imbibing the atmosphere of this place, which seemed a bit tacky, I ventured into the main, smoking, bar which was where most of the girls were hanging out. A Romanian girl (most of the girls who came up to me were Romanian) approached me. She was pretty but had huge hips, thighs and a fat ass as well as a bit of a tum. And she was a bit pushy but eventually I managed to shake her loose. I spotted a cute platinum blonde with her hair in a bob and tried to make eye contact. She never did and then, before I could take further action. She approached the guy sitting next to me and chatted him up. He didn't want to go with her so she eventually left him and walked away. I then located her at the bar where we made eye contact and she joined me for a chat. She turned out to be Carina. 18 year old girl from Berlin, Germany. She told me that she spoke 3 languages fluently but wouldn't tell me what the third one was. She had been working for about 4 months at the Royal bordello in Berlin. She told me that her usual working name was Anna. She had come to PHG at the request of her friend who also worked at Royal and who she would introduce me to later on.

After a bit of the introductory chat, Carina suggested we went to a room and I negotiated with her that she would kiss and give me a GFE. She said that the pay was not high at PHG and as she was pretty she wanted to have 100 euros for the hour (I. E. 50/50. The standard pricing as told to me by the receptionist was 50/25). I agreed and off we went. She found a key to room 9 downstairs which was fairly spacious. Once we arrived there she disappeared for 5 minutes somewhere else (probably a strategy she picked up at some bordello as this is typical for incall settings but I haven't experienced it much at clubs in Germany). When back in the room she behaved rather like a fussy virgin. Her kisses were very light and not very involving, she had a list of things that she didn't like (such as fingers in her pussy and slow sex (which she found 'boring') but couldn't really tell me much that she did like). However she was very pretty so I was happy to continue. When I tried to suck her right breast she almost leapt off the bed. I then noticed that she had had it pierced and she said that this was very recent and still rather sore. So I had to make sure that I only sucked and fondled the left one. DATY was uneventful as she didn't seem to respond to it very much. So I thought she should start to do some work and lay back for the BBBJ. She licked a bit and put her mouth on the head but did little else and actually refused to lick my balls, saying that she didn't like it. When I suggested some more interesting technique, such as tongue movement on a sensitive area, she did it for a couple of seconds only. However her face looked nice with my cock in it, so we carried on. As things were moving slowly the half hour was soon up and we carried on with sex. To start with she put a dollop of her lube in her and I pushed into her in missionary. She was nice and tight and initially she began moaning a bit. However I'm not sure that the moaning actually reflected any real stimulation occurring as when we changed positions to doggy she put more lube in. She really didn't do much work though and so I requested cowgirl to see if she could become more involved. She rode for a bit but wasn't that enthusiastic. However she looked nice up there. After a bit of this she got off and lay next to me, keeping her distance a bit so we weren't actually touching! I had to pull her towards me. She then pointed out that the time was almost up. When I looked at the watch it turned out that we had over a quarter of an hour to go (of course she didn't make any allowance for the fact that she had actually left the room for 5 minutes at the start).

She then lay back and when I asked her for suggestions she made none. So I kissed her for a bit. She didn't really involve herself in this and eventually pulled away saying that she didn't like what I was doing. Then I fucked her a bit more in missionary. While she lay back an thought of Berlin, or whatever, we did this for about 10 minutes before finally she called time on the whole thing.

Upstairs again I went back to the bar after paying her and showering and she introduced me to her friend, a glamorous dusky brunette called Cleopatra who at least partly hailed from Tunisia. As I had just finished in the room with Carina I said I'd see her later but really Cleo seemed a bit too pushy and dominant for me so I wasn't sure she was my type. Although she was quite popular later on in the evening and I saw her chatting with plenty of guys and going to the room a lot.

After dinner, at 7 pm, which wasn't bad. A reasonable selection of meats and salads. I searched for another girl but couldn't find one. The bar became a no-go area for me as a sound system had been put up and it was incredibly noisy there (I don't like going back home with ringing in my ears and can't really chat in these environments) but this was where most of the girls were hanging out. I sat mostly in the area outside the indoor sauna where there were some black girls, who although friendly weren't really to my tastes. They could be a bit pushy too and when one chatted with me for a bit and I declined going to the room (the fattest and least attractive of the black girls, from Jamaica with a bit of a tum) she actually accused me of being racist! Hardly any girls, except the least attractive and most desperate seemed to venture here and only a few girls went to explore the kino. There was one tall blonde who I quite liked the look of. She was on one of the machines for a bit, then went to the bar to chat. I said Hello, to her a few times and tried to be friendly but she always moved off quickly in the other direction. Another petite brunette spoke to me in a corridor but when I asked for kissing as part of the package she said that she didn't do that. So nothing happened. I was hunting around for a girl until about 10. 30 pm after that, wandering around, until finally, after the 10 pm pizza I decided to call it a day and return back to my hotel. There were some glimpses of attractive girls but these were usually never free, always somehow passing rapidly from one guy to the next even though I tried to stake them out when they returned from a room.

For some reason the place seems quite popular with guys, although I'm not sure why. At about 9 pm I looked into the main bar and there was hardly a girl to be seen - just a sea of bathrobes! I won't be returning though.

Jackbac

08-27-11, 15:59

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Mike De H

08-28-11, 01:54

For some reason the place seems quite popular with guys, although I'm not sure why. At about 9 pm I looked into the main bar and there was hardly a girl to be seen - just a sea of bathrobes! I won't be returning though.Glad I never went in the first place! I looked in th car park in the WimRpket once, but that was it. NRW is looking less attractive to me these days.

HookNose

08-28-11, 02:35

Time: August 2011.

Location: Planet Happy Garden:

Last Visit: May 2011.

Friday, August 19.

A little quiet for an early Friday evening, first thing I noticed was the wristbands were gone. Never did understand the purpose. Facility update: The old shower area has been remodeled and all the shower hardware has been changed out. I spent about 45 seconds twisting and pulling on the control valve and could not get the water to start. Without my glasses it was hard to see the little button above the handle that you have to push to start the water flowing. Later, I discovered I wasn't the only one confused about the mechanics of the water valve. There is a new Kino area but I didn't investigate. The last two rooms in the Nacht Café area are now gone. One was taken by the Kino and the other is now the indoor massage room.

One of the first girls I saw was a tall slender blonde wrapped in a towel in the locker room and I made a mental note to see her later. Little did I know that was the only way I would see her for the next two days. She was either going to or coming from a room. I believe her name was Larissa.

Last trip I was very interested in Vesy but she seemed busy with other activities. She was there again on Friday, topless with little black bikini bottoms and looking very nice. That night she was busy at the video games banging on the keys when I managed to sit next to her and say Hello. She was totally disinterested and wanted to know how I knew her name. I thought I got her to agree to a room after she was finished trying to beat the machine but she kept feeding Euros into the slot and I was left outside, feeling even worse of an idiot than after the shower incident. I never really saw her do anything except flirt and play video games.

Sampled:

Clara – MOL – I see her every trip when she is there and she always provides reliable service. She seems to have gained a little weight over the summer.

Leona – ROM – Was wearing semi-transparent bikini bottoms that intrigued me. Went to an outside cabin (which I usually hate) where she kept asking if I was finished. I never did and she pretty much sprinted out of the room after 30 minutes.

Jacquelene – HUN – An end of the evening selection where you analyze the chances of finding something better in the remaining time. This time it was a good choice. Tall and very slender – excellent service.

Saturday, August 20.

Saturday night was the Stewardess Party which means a sausage fest. Most of the girls were wearing matching blue outfits and little blue hats and looked pretty good except for the fact that in a Sauna Club, you don't need the girls putting on more clothes. Later in the evening there was a 20 – 30 minute wait for a room so I gave it up before midnight.

Sampled:

Katja – UKR – I have seen her at PHG for what seems like several years but could never get over her FKK approach, which is 'You want sex? ' But she still looks pretty good and I gave her a try and was not disappointed.

Sabina – ROM – She actually found me after I had my eye on her for most of the day. She has a slight gap between her front teeth that makes her look unique. Speaks excellent English. Recommended.

Andrea – HUN – She also found me sitting in the Nacht Café. Fairly young but also eager to please. Took a good 25 minutes to get a room key.

Sunday, August 21.

Arrived early in the evening to a very quiet PHG which was to be expected after the Party the night before. Did not expect very many of the girls from the night before but also did not expect to see any new girls. Out on the patio was Mila, a girl I had not seen in a couple of years and really could not believe was really there. But it was really her and she looked great with curly blonde hair and fair skin. I seem to remember her English being much better from before so conversation was limited. Was not very busy so after our first room I took a dinner break and then went back for a nightcap. She is always fabulous in the room and I feel fortunate to have seen her again.

Hooknose

Big30

09-08-11, 16:40

Saturday September 10 in PHG: Cops & Robbers Party:

http://planet-happygarden.com/osterparty-planet-happygarden-seite1

Ibn Buttita

09-11-11, 14:44

My four-day NRW trip from August 2010 was winding down, with time for just some daytime action before my early evening flight out of Amsterdam (apologies for the late report, but it can't hurt to add one more). I chose Villa Vertigo as my destination for the impressive outdoor facilities I had read about and its proximity to the Dutch border; my plan was to do some late morning and early afternoon sessions and then get taxi to Venlo, NE and then a train to Schipol airport. I had earlier planned to spend Friday night at Villa Vertigo and stay overnight there (100 Euros) , which seemed like a fun option, but changed that along the way since I was having a good time at Club Globe in Leverkusen.

Saturday I took a morning train from Dusseldorf to Kempen, and then a 10 Euro taxi ride to Villa Vertigo. We pulled up to the gate and I carried my suitcase to the door, ready for a few hours of fun. It was just about 11AM, opening time. Opening time, that is, on weekdays. Since I had changed my plans for Villa Vertigo I never took into account that they open later – 1PM on weekends. So when the guy who opened the door broke the news to me I was kicking myself for not doing my homework. It was overcast and cool, and I had visions of sitting on the doorstep, suitcase beside me, for a couple of hours, kind of a pathetic sight. Just then a taxi pulled up and dropped off a tall blonde. I rushed to grab the taxi and asked to go to Planet Happy Garden.

We were there in less than 10 minutes, and to my relief Planet Happy Garden was open; the clouds parted to let the sun shine through and so all was well. The hostess kindly stored my suitcase and I got changed in the locker room (its location is not great, too much through-traffic). I went down into the sunken main room, where I had a tasty breakfast, including an omelet from the egg station. From my seat on the couches in the middle of the room I could look up at the landing where a few girls – not so many were around this early – were playing video gambling games.

One immediately caught my eye, a slender, bikini-clad black girl with curly hair. I approached her to say Hello, and ask if she would join me when she was ready. As I finished my breakfast she came down the stairs (I don't know how the girls handle all the multiple levels in PHG in their high heels without falling) a real vision. Linda turned out to be from Madagascar. This excited me since I had visited the island a couple of years back but never got together with a girl when I was there. This gave us an instant rapport, despite both conversing in German. We eventually moved out to one of the little cabins in the garden off to the side of the main room. We spent a sexy hour there, with hot kissing and (although she resisted at first) wet pussy licking that really got Linda going and saying 'Ich habe viel Lust, ' not a phrase I heard in high school German class. I loved Linda's slender body, even though her breasts were quite small. What made up for that were her protruding, pencil-eraser nipples that I could play with and suck enthusiastically.

After our session I caught up with Linda again in the garden. We lay on loungers by the pool (how the one guy swimming did it I don't know, it was a cool day even with the sun out). We caressed a bit and I decided that, with the selection of girls still a bit sparse, I wanted to repeat with Linda. We did, for the next three hours. I love these kinds of long sessions, and I had such a good time with Linda that I did not mind missing out on the sampling which is such a draw of the FKK / saunaclubs for me. We were back in the cabin, and the hot sex was intensified by the drama of a strong thunderstorm that raged above, rattling the windows. More drama came from the knocks on the door by PHG staff. Apparently, during slower times early in the day some girls sneak into the cabins alone for some sleep, and the club tries to crack down on that. It was an intrusion but somehow heightened the moment.

After some sweet goodbyes I got ready for my taxi ride to Venlo. The hostess called a tax for me, and I waited inside the door, which gave me a great view of the girls entering and putting on their makeup in their prep room, and others walking between the bar and the rest of the club. The club was getting more fully stocked with girls by midafternoon, and I saw some hot eastern Europeans. Most impressive, though, was another tall, breathtaking African woman; this seemed to be a specialty of the place that day.

More drama ensued on the taxi ride to the train station in Venlo. The taxi had taken a while to get to PHG, and mistakenly took local roads to Venlo instead of the highway (supposedly to avoid construction work). So I missed my desired train, and had to take a later one which pulled into Schipol without a lot of time for me to make my flight. Somehow I got my other bag from storage and got checked in on time, but the experience was very nerve wracking. It's a good thing I had thoughts of Linda to distract me.

Tjohoo

10-30-11, 13:02

This was my first visit to the PHG. The club is very discreetly tucked away next to a road intersection. But with the help of my GPS it was easy to find. The club has a nice garden with a big sun deck, pool, outside eating area and a bunch of fuck-cabins. At one end the house there big a bar, that during the day was an almost empty, but in the evening became the center of all action. The sound level of the music reached Samya levels. At the other end of the club there is a space called the "Nacht cafe", equipped with a bar. It was totally deserted the night I was there.

Between the 29 of September and 2 October PHG celebrated Octoberfest. I'm not sure what the benefit of the Octoberfest in PHG was, except for some blue and white balloons and that the music in the Nacht café was disco tunes in ompaa ompaa style. Personally I do not find that the bavarian touch to "I will survive" adds any new value to that song!

The beer is free in this club. I began my visit by grabbing one and parking myself in a sun chair in the garden. The line-up in PHG on my visit can be labeled as mixed, all sorts of colours, ages and origins. Not too many stunners in my opinion.

Far below Samyas line-up the day before. But it would improve during the evening. The weather this October weekend has been fantastic 26-27 degrees warm and sunny. Lying in my sun chair I spotted a dark haired beauty next to the video games. I finished my beer and walked over to her. Her name was Anita From Romania. Very easy to talk to and all the time smiling. We ended up in a room next to the entrance. At first all the noise from the entrance annoyed me, but once Anita started her BJ she got all my attention. Nice regular session with a very friendly girl. Anita has a beautiful slim body. She is the type of girl that I get the feeling has big potentials once you get to know her some more.

After the session, I took a break in the sauna next to the Nacht café. I had a long conversation with an other guest. We talked about other clubs and he told me that he could not visit all of them. He was an official of some kind (taxman, health controller I don't know) and some of the other big clubs was in his area. He inspected them in his job, so it was not possible for him to go there as a normal guest. Life is hard sometimes!

As I sat in the sauna I spotted a very pretty dark girl in a sofa just outside. It was too early after my session with Anita so I decided to try to find the dark girl later in the evening.

After an hour in the sun and after eating as very good dinner, (grill buffé) it was time to have a session. I saw the dark girl in excctly the same spot as earlier, but two seconds before I reached her an other man walked up to her and they disappeared into a room. This is my weakness, once I made a decision I become very narrow minded. So for two hours I waited, spotting other very beautiful girls, and when I and the dark girls ended up in a room it was not worth the wait!

Her name was Anabelle, from Nigeria. She and a friend of her was in PHG for just a couple of weeks. Normally she lives and works in Spain. We had a nice chat outside the room and my expectations on the session was high. Inside the room it all went wrong. Once in the bed I realized that she did just not do it for me. She was sweet, beautiful and nice, but she did not really turn me on. I should have left and saved my juices for another girl, but me and Anabelle finished the session, and by that I finished the night at PHG.

I liked PHG. A good summer-club. OK line-up, very good food, free beer and a very good outside area.

T

Explorer415

11-18-11, 12:53

Visited the club on Thursday after a while. Many more girls than experienced during my previous visits in the Summer and Spring this year. Lots of new faces I have not seen before. I saw a couple of ex VV girls as well.

Food was pretty good as usual. I really like the Indoor Sauna at this club. You can get a Sauna and check out all the girls as they mingle in the area. I noticed they had added a Kino where the massage rooms used to be. Didn't see much activity in it though.

Big30

11-18-11, 16:45

Lots of new faces I have not seen before. I saw a couple of ex VV girls as well.

Food was pretty good as usual. I really like the Indoor Sauna at this club. I noticed they had added a Kino where the massage rooms used to be. Didn't see much activity in it though.Yes indeed I also saw some ex-VV grirls this week in PHG: Adriana, Celine, Roxana, Corina, Anda, Flora, Diana (all VV names)! In PHG Adrianna is called Claudia and to make it confusing Diana-VV is Adriana in PHG!

B30

Big30

11-25-11, 01:47

December 7 Nikolaus Party in PHG.

B30

Vito Corleone

11-26-11, 12:01

Yes indeed I also saw some ex-VV grirls this week in PHG: Adriana, Celine, Roxana, Corina, Anda, Flora, Diana (all VV names)! In PHG Adrianna is called Claudia and to make it confusing Diana-VV is Adriana in PHG!

B30Corina was at Acapulco the week before.

Eric Burden

11-28-11, 01:45

PHG seemed very poor compared to most of the other clubs in Northern Germany. 50euro Entry.

The facilities are ok but the locker room is very crowded and doubles as a walkway so it is hard to get undressed as there is a steady stream of people wlking through. The dining area is dangerous, it has several different levels and steep stairs. Easy to fall. Outside area around pool is ok.

The food is not very good and there is not enough of it. It seems to be cheap food that is only put out briefly and then taken away. The food is much better at other clubs. Drinks are okay. Self serve, free beer. Also they offer free cocktails.

They have lots of girls but they seemed overly tatooed and heavy smokers and agressive. Mostly Eastern european.

The main bar is awful. It is dark and smoky. Most of the girls hang out there and chain smoke.

The zimmers seemed ok. I went with a young Romanian girl. Average service, no problems. 50euro for 30min.

EB

HookNose

11-28-11, 03:47

Eric.

You have some valid points with the facilities at PHG but in my experience food was never an issue. Except in the summer months when the grill is active the same gentleman has been catering the evening meal for several years and it is usually pretty tasty with good selection and quality. Of course you don't want to be late for dinner since competition for spaces in the line can be challenging and some of those guys can really eat. I realize taste in food may vary so I hope I am not disappointed on my next trip.

Hooknose

Lost Hypocrite

12-21-11, 01:11

Ah, Planet Happy Garden, where half an hour lasts only 22 minutes.

Does anyone know how the key booking system works? Does the girl write down the start time herself (which obviously she can round down if so)? How easy is it for a gentleman to check the sheet which has the times written down?

Pretty impressive line up I have to say though, if you like having a good choice of 20 year old Romanians, which I do.

Hedonian

12-28-11, 20:49

I am looking for New Year Eve FKK party. I could find PHG, Acapulco, and Sharks. Which one would you recommend and in which order?

I wish Oase is open. Do you know of any other place that you would recommend?

Msi888

12-29-11, 07:48

Has anybody recently seen Katja, the slim brown ukrainian, about 30 years old? She was on the scenario since long but I have no more reports on her. I had so much good time with her and always dream to repeat this wanderful lady.

Ciao Thanks

Big30

12-29-11, 13:54

Has anybody recently seen Katja, the slim brown ukrainian, about 30 years old? She was on the scenario since long but I have no more reports on her.

Ciao ThanksYes she is still in Happy. I saw her many times in Nov / Dec but before also. Last time I saw her was less than 2 weeks ago. Maybe she has a Christmas break now. Do not know.

B30

Big30

02-01-12, 02:15

Friday Februari 3, Absolute White Party in PHG with 3 DJ's, DJ Flower will also be playing:

http://planet-happygarden.com/absolut-white-party-mit-dj-flower-am-03022012

http://djflower.eu/photos/&galeryid=4

I 'll be there!

B30

Big30

02-15-12, 02:05

This year carnaval in PHG will be "Carnaval de Rio". Februari 16.

- Absolute white party was a big suc6, party with the girls until 3AM.

- Friday Februari 10 about 75 girls present in Happy. I was impressed by the line-up esspecially one new girl Alicia. Had a good session with Erika, always friendly and good service.

B30

Finnish Fucker

02-18-12, 22:48

I visited PHG briefly on Friday afternoon. I was tired + hangovered after last night carneval celebration in Köln downtown bars but decided to try to make me whole and relax in a saunaclub before my flight back home. And a hangover fuck is always nice. I chose PHG against Acapulco after a discussion with a helpful dutch guy 2 days earlier in Living Room. He recommended me to go to PHG. It was a good desicion!

I entered the club at 13. 30 in the afternoon. First impression was good, nice facilities and a decent amount of girls already in the house. I like to visit the clubs when they are not overloaded with customers but yet there a nice amount of babes to select from. The club interior pleased me as well, it was better than Living Room in my opinion. More space and better facilities including outdoor sauna. And the line up was also better than LR on Wednesday 2 days earlier (except Carla of course!) The girls wore bikinis or other type of clothes and there was going to be Carnival party in the evening. I had only 2 hours time to spend before I had to leave to the airport. This is not a nice situation and I will try my best to avoid it in the future, I hate to be in the rush in a FKK club. But 2 hours are always better than no hours. After one hour watching the girls coming and going I selected a slim brunette Romanian with decent looking rack in her bikini top and small round ass. Her name was Marie, in her early twenties. She seemed a bit cold and normally I don't like this but since her body and face pleased me and my time was limited I thought what the hell, let's go. After we got into the room something wery pleasant happened, Marie turned from an ice queen into a warm lover. When she undressed her clothes I was a bit nervous what will be the outcome but she revealed a tight slim body with pretty, firm B cup breasts. The room was pretty big with a double sized bed and a flat screen Tv on the wall showing a porn film- not my cup of tea but a funny detail anyway. Our 30 min session was good, her pyssy was tight, I was her first customer of the day.

PHG was a pleasant suprise and in my opinion one of the the best clubs in NRW area together with Villa Vertigo. Golden Time is also nice but I prefer summertime there because of the club layout.

There were quite many nice girls in PHG and I would have liked to have more sex with a few of them but had no time. One was a pretty brunette romy Carolina. She looked like a latino girl and was smiling and flirting with the guys. Nice body as well. And another hot one was a blond Romanian with nice tan and sexy slim body, Loana / Loanna was her name if I remember right. A dutch fucker took her to the room and told me she is great. Well next time I will reserve more time so I can have the chance to fuck more girls. Anyway I had nice 2 hours and I felt relaxed and happy on my way back to the north. Auf wiedersehen Deutschland!

-Kep

Nille Copenhagen

03-25-12, 08:23

http://planet-happygarden.com/ Is not working.

Their Website is working here www.heaven7-saunaclub.de

What is going on?

Vito Corleone

03-27-12, 23:13

Larissa, the hot tall blonde Romy with off the hook service is now@GT.

Goes by the same name.

Big30

03-28-12, 12:06

http://planet-happygarden.com/

Is not working.

Their Website is working here.

www.heaven7-saunaclub.de

What is going on?New lay-out for both websites, besides the URL for the Happy site changed:

http://www.einfachhappy.de/

(new Happy site is on-line again)

B30

Big30

03-31-12, 20:09

This may come as no surprise but also PHG will after many years (18 years!) change the entrance price and will follow GT and VV. 60E.

(Note it is very likely that also Yin Yang, Roermond-Holland will folow)

- Yesterday in PHG good line-up. 73 girls.

- Diner as always the standard good PHG quality.

- DJ Lanning playing, some like it some do not.

- Room with maybe the best looking girl in PHG, Kathy a blond young Romanian girl.

- Loredana (aka Shakira) is back in PHG already for 3 weeks. Still looking good.

- Saturday April 7 there will be an Easter party in PHG:

http://einfachhappy.de/?page=events

B30

Nille Copenhagen

03-31-12, 20:39

Big30

03-31-12, 21:13

Thanks B30 for the info, it seems like PHG or should we call it EinFachHappy is the place to be.

How about waiting for rooms, is it as bad as GT?

Is the pool ready to be used for Easter party?There are other "places to be" in NRW that I also like to visit: GT, LR, VV, PSR, Planet. It is also a matter of personal preferences.

Waiting time for room was about 30 min around 20 hrs and later it was about 30-45 mins. Note is was A Friday evening. Sun-Thu waiting times is not really an issue.

Pool is always ready for use, but cold! Last week temperatures were very attractive but next week lower temperatures are expected. During the night it will freeze, eek!

Breadman

03-31-12, 21:15

What's the 'going rate' for an hour here? Are the girls trying for 50 for the second half hour?

Big30

03-31-12, 21:21

What's the 'going rate' for an hour here? Are the girls trying for 50 for the second half hour?It is 50/25E so 75E and yes some girls will try 50E for the second half hour but this is only true for a small minority of the girls.

Nille Copenhagen

03-31-12, 21:31

There are other "places to be" in NRW that I also like to visit: GT, LR, VV, PSR, Planet. It is also a matter of personal preferences.What I meant was for me it sounds like a place to be, I rarely visit PHG because in the past, PHG was a bit boring compare to GT,

VV, LR, ACA. So I've skipped PHG for a long time, I remember it was on a Friday last Summer I entered the club and ask the Thekenfrau how many ladies were in house, it was only 15-20 so I went to VV instead.

By your reports it sounds like the club have picked up some momentum.

Smuler

04-01-12, 14:26

- Loredana (aka Shakira) is back in PHG already for 3 weeks. Still looking goodHi Big 30.

Loredana is supposed to be working in Duisberg. When I interviewed her a couple weeks ago, I was positive that the girl in Duisberg was not the girl I remembered in PHG from a couple years ago.

When I asked the Duisberg girl if she ever worked at PHG, she looked at me like I came from Mars.

Is it the same girl?

Best Regards,

Smuler

Big30

04-01-12, 18:14

Hi Big 30.

Loredana is supposed to be working in Duisberg. When I interviewed her a couple weeks ago, I was positive that the girl in Duisberg was not the girl I remembered in PHG from a couple years ago.

When I asked the Duisberg girl if she ever worked at PHG, she looked at me like I came from Mars.

Best Regards,

SmulerThere is (was?) a Loredana working in Duisburg that used to work in PHG by the name of Chantal but she is German. I think that is the girl you mean with the typical playboy and catfootprint tattoo. Saw her in Eros 26 but that was in summer 2011.

The blond Loredana (Shakira look-alike) I mean never worked at the Vulkan. Saw her for the first time in PHG in spring 2006.

Regards,

B30

Smuler

04-02-12, 01:05

The blond Loredana (Shakira look-alike) I mean never worked at the Vulkan. Saw her for the first time in PHG in spring 2006Thanks for clearing that up.

I knew it wasn't the girl I thought it was.

The Shakira lookalike has such piercing eyes.

Best Regards,

Smuler

Big30

05-07-12, 01:11

As some of you may know there was, good old and well known "PHG-Planet Happy Garden" and "by Night".

- http://www.by-night.eu/

- http://immerhappy.de/

PHG is a Saunaclub and by Night a yes Disco / Nightclub! Since begin April both clubs are now connected. In more detail. You can now walk from PHG to by Night (opens 8PM) for free and enjoy the Party Life in by Night.

By Night is not a Saunaclub! It is a Disco / Nightclub where you pay for drinks and if you want you can make a room with the girls in by Night. Like the clubs some of us May know in Spain (Privee / Salou, Estark / Fuengirilo, etc).

It is even possible to use the rooms in by Night with a girl of PHG if waitings times in PHG are too long!

- Line-up in PHG is good (NRW benchmark = GT).

- Sun / Thu 35-50 Girls.

- Fri / Sat 45-70 Girls.

DJ playing Wednesday and fri / sat (DJ Lulu or Laning). Wednesday cocktails are for free!

LG,

B30

(@Smuler: Friday May 4 I was at "The Vulcan/Vulkanstrasse Duisburg but no signs of "your Loredana")

Smuler

05-07-12, 04:10

(@Smuler: Friday May 4 I was at "The Vulcan/Vulkanstrasse Duisburg but no signs of "your Loredana")Thanks Big30.

Now, if I can only figure out where Kinga went.

Best Regards,

Smuler

Varenne

07-30-12, 10:17

From the homepage: since last Monday, every guest who enters PHG before 15:00, receives a voucher worth 30€ for a next visit, usable before 15:00.

James 006

08-02-12, 03:12

Simex

08-11-12, 18:41

Arrived at 6pm Saturday 11 Aug, and car park full, so far so good.

Paid 60 entry and settled into the bar to checkout the lineup.

Erm 52 girls present so far and probably more to come, also noticed the By Night nightclub next door, will check out later.

On closer inspection, the lineup is no where near good as GT and Acap.

Noticed a couple of Acap sp regulars here too, lets hope it gets better later as already thinking of plan B,

Some girls in By Night refuse to go to the rooms for sex. They might have taken too much of something, but this is not a good signal.

There is many guys who experience this. Even on a slow night!

Lets hope the management will do something about this and tunes up the girls.

Finnish Fucker

09-30-12, 16:12

Arrived to the club at 14. 00 on Saturday 29. 9. The club was pretty quiet and the line up was a far cry compared to Acapulco the night before. I felt bad because I had chosen PHG and not Acapulco. But things got better and line up improved when the day went on. I had 2 sessions.

1. Loredana from Romania. This 25 year old blonde Romanian just oozed sex appeal. She has been working 7 years in the club and was highly recommended by a dutch guy I met in the bar. She has great slim body with really well made silicon D cups. It seems that the days for stone hard silicon implants are gone, hallelujah! In the room she first cleaned my cock with a wet tissue and then gave me fantastic BBBJ while I was standing besides the bed. After a while condom on and she climbed on top. Despite 7 years in the business her pussy was nice and tight. After a while in cowgirl she roll over and pulled me on top for missionary and then we changed for doggy and quite soon I came while pounding hard and fast. Absolutely great sex and after I came she did not hurry out of the room as most of the girls but stayed and relaxed a bit with me. A 10/10 PSE session, one of best in my FKK life. She told me that her regular customer is coming later in the evening and so she disappeared at some point for many hours in the room. This is a kind of girl you have to take early to the room before she is gone and booked for the rest of the night.

After Loredana I took some food and drinks in the bar and enjoyed the good outdoor sauna. Weather was sunny and there were many punters relaxing by the pool.

At some point in the afternoon I noticed a red haired Romanian (Jessie) , with fantastic round natural C cup breasts coming out of the room. I tried to talk to her but she was rushing to girls changing room and told me she will be back in a minute. After a while I saw her in yellow underwear eating in the sofas in front of the inner sauna. I went to say hello and this is the point when things got weird. Jessie did not even response to me when I talked to her. She was completely remote and clearly disliked me. I have never had this kind of experience in German clubs. One girl in LR once did almost the same but not with the same level as Jessie. At some point during the day she told me she is waiting for some regular customer to take her to room and she refused to go with me. Despite this she was most of the time in the bar and not in the room. She was really looking angry and did not have much contact with men. Later on she was chatting with some german guys, I guess a regular customer, and revealed her fantastic tits in the bar. They were perfecty shaped, full and round. What a pity that the best natural tits in this club belong to this angry bird, I still feel pissed off thinking about her behaviour. I sucks when a hooker turns you down!

Well I figured out it is time to move on and forget Jessie. I had my second session with slim young Romanian Elisa. She has long brown curly hair and wore nice white lingerie. She was a bit gypsy looking Romanian but cute and always smiled and flirted when passing by. She had nice natural B cups and small ass. She told me she had lost 6 kilos of weight in a few weeks. She was great in theroom and seemed to enjoy the sex. She did not want to sit on top because she thought my cock was too big. So we had sex in missionary and in doggy, her pussy felt really good and tight. I was a bit tired but managed to cum and felt exhausted but satisfied. Nice young girl!

Besides the 2 girls I sessioned there was one girl particularly that caught my attention and was very popular among the guys. A brunette Leya from Holland. Her face was one of the cutest I have seen in a long while, fresh looking pretty girl with curvy body. The lineup was OK but not great and the bar got too crowded in the late hours. It seems that this club is a base for regular customers with not so many occasional visitors like me. Clearly some of the girls only waited for their regulars. Well luckily there is plenty of fish in the sea of FKK's!
After all I had 2 great sessions and left the club around 22. 30, more or less happy.

Cheers,
Kep

Nille Copenhagen

09-30-12, 18:41

Smuler

10-01-12, 03:02

Loredana from Romania. This 25 year old blonde Romanian just oozed sex appeal. She has been working 7 years in the club and was highly recommended by a dutch guy I met in the bar. She has great slim body with really well made silicon D cups.I met this girl at least 5 years ago (my first ever visit to Germany)

She was gorgeous. The Shakira lookalike.

I was hoping she was the one in Duisberg. But she wasn't.

Best Regards.

Smuler

Finnish Fucker

10-01-12, 21:42

Thanks Kep, for the report.

LOL, she turns you down, LOL. That hurts.

Well these smaller clubs the girls seems chill and not in a hurry to get fucked, waiting for their regulars.

Or maybe she just had a bad day and didn't want to fuck. As you said there are plenty fish in the sea.

NilleYes it sucks when you want a girl and then she won't go with you. Otherwise I would not mind but this one had the best looking natural tits in the place IMO and as I like large natural tits, she would have been perfect pick for me. This one maybe had a bad day, see'est la vie.

This club felt a bit as you said Nille, some of the girls were not willing to fuck other guys but just waited for their regulars. Well what the hell, there are plenty of big breasts in FKK land willing to take a viking into the room, LOL.

-K

Finnish Fucker

10-01-12, 21:45

I met this girl at least 5 years ago (my first ever visit to Germany)

She was gorgeous. The Shakira lookalike.

I was hoping she was the one in Duisberg. But she wasn't.

Best Regards.

SmulerYes this "Shakira" made my visit to PHG nice and she truly was great in the room in every way and gave me one of the rides of my life!

Without her the trip would have been more or less futile.

-K

NikeX

11-28-12, 00:47

I met this girl at least 5 years ago (my first ever visit to Germany)

She was gorgeous. The Shakira lookalike.

I was hoping she was the one in Duisberg. But she wasn't.

Best Regards.

SmulerDear Smuler, Loredana (ex-Chantal PHG) still works in Duisburg. Did see her last month. Was nice chatting to her. Happy hunting!

Kind regards, Nik

Solid State

12-27-12, 22:26

Well last year I chose the Samya Christmas day party and wished I'd gone to PHG.

And this year I changed and wished I'd gone to Samya.

7. 30pm-12. 30am E60 entry things seemed slow 15-20 girls who looked nice but seemed to be up their own ass.

This place has nice facilities but something's not quite right about the layout.

There doesn't seem to be enough places were you can approach the girls.

This place probably comes into it's own when the outside is in use in the summer.

After alot of patience I managed to session with a cute faced Romanian 20ish black hair. Nice tight athletic body, B-cups.

Ok BBBJ and sex. 30 mins E50.

2nd Romanian with similar body to the first, had an oriental looking face, C cups, brown hair.

Didn't like taking cock deep. 30 mins E50.

Luckily I'd saved the best till last, Carmen Romania. 27 had to show the younger ones how it was done.

Dark hair nice D-cups. Ass a bit on the skinny side but great fuck in all positions and fantastic handjob.

To explosion. 30 mins E50

Banana Boi

01-18-13, 16:35

Some girls in By Night refuse to go to the rooms for sex. They might have taken too much of something, but this is not a good signal.

There is many guys who experience this. Even on a slow night!

Lets hope the management will do something about this and tunes up the girls.Is it common for girls not going with guys at phg?

Had this place on my list in a couple of weeks but would hate to be frustrated finding a girl I really wanted only to find out she doesn't feel like going to a room.

Indi Companion

01-18-13, 16:42

Is it common for girls not going with guys at phg?

Had this place on my list in a couple of weeks but would hate to be frustrated finding a girl I really wanted only to find out she doesn't feel like going to a room.During the afterhour in By Night, it may happen that girls refuse customers. Do not take it personally, often the girls stay because they are asked to or because they have a drink and fun with their friends but had already enough customers for the day. By Night is a nice way to end the night but not the best in terms of f. Ing. However, you should still find enough girls for being satisfyied!

Yakob

01-19-13, 09:23

Is it common for girls not going with guys at phg?

Had this place on my list in a couple of weeks but would hate to be frustrated finding a girl I really wanted only to find out she doesn't feel like going to a room.Banana Boi,

I thik Dick1 he talk about the club neaby to Happy Garden called "By Night" where some girls take too much chemicals or drink too much the alcohol so will no more go to the room or maybe they are at By Night to have a good time themselves after a day working in Happy Garden or other clubs in the area. That is all.

Also, at Happy Garden there are girls that do weait for for their regular customers and refuse others until they arrive. This can also be the case at Villa Vertigo. Take indiffierent offence to this and try to concentrate on something else that may be available. It is better in the end. You may have saved you some cold hard earned cash that you have been working your fingers to the bone to make.

James 006

02-15-13, 00:36

Someone who know Delfina? Bigg tits and used to work at PHG. Still there?

Explorer415

02-26-13, 09:55

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Ayesha? She is 19 from Romania, petite with long black hair. She was at Happy Garden in January. I believe that she used to work at Samya previously.

UltraHappy

03-08-13, 04:56

Everyone is always wondering where to go on Mondays when the clubs everywhere are slow. I have the answer now.

I spent several nights throughout the week at Happy Garden and I can report that the Monday night line-up there was pretty strong. There were quite a number of lookers that I never got around to doing during my stay there. And throughout the week, the line-up only improved.

I would say that Happy Garden's line-up beats Magnum at the moment and is on par with Samya's line-up. I'm not talking about quantity but percentage-wise. It would be difficult for me to compare quantity of girls in each of these clubs given the widely different sizes and layouts of the clubs.

The ratio was quite favorable for the guys the whole time I was there. On Saturday night, it did get quite busy and packed, but it always seemed like there were more girls than guys. Even when all of the rooms were busy at their peak on Saturday night, the rooms turned over quickly enough that we only had to wait a max 10 minutes to get a room.

I got a real friendly vibe from mostly everyone there. The receptionist Ellen in particular was extremely friendly and seemed to always want to make sure I was having a good time.

All the girls seemed to be in a good mood all of the time. A bunch of the girls dance throughout the evening. Even 10 minutes before closing, the girls were still partying hard, dancing, and laughing in the main lounge area as if they still had a few hours to go. I tell you what. 10 minutes before closing at Oase is a totally different story. Heck, the last two hours at Oase are just downright depressing. The girls are tired and just waiting for the club to close so they can finally go to sleep. Not at Happy Garden. There, it's a total fun party atmosphere. They bring in a DJ on Friday and Saturday nights which AMPs the place up even more.

Two girls of honorable mention: Maya (21, blond, Ro) and Adele. I love their little young bodies. Good BJs and sex with both. These pretty little things are so damn hot. They're the girls that when you see them, you say to yourself, 'Damn! I have to tap that! '

Food served promptly everyday at 7 pm and 10 pm. The food is usually tasty and varied, but you better get there promptly at the respective serving times as the food tends to run out quickly. Even if all of it doesn't run out quickly, certain dishes in the buffet will get wiped out in the first 10-15 minutes that it's set out.

In any case, I recommend everyone to try Happy Garden, especially later in the evening. I remember when I first visited this place last year one afternoon, I wasn't all that impressed, but now that I've gotten to know the place and some of the girls here, I really have to strongly recommend the place.

After Happy Garden closes (1 am or 3 am depending) , you can go next door to the nightclub By Night. Actually, you can just walk over there in your bathrobe anytime for free while Happy Garden is still open. Then, when Happy Garden closes, you can get dressed, clean out your locker and then exit out of the By Night club so you don't have to pay entry back into By Night if you want to stay there until closing (4 am or 5 am depending). I don't know if the entry fee there is 5 Euros or 15 Euros because I never paid it. As long as you exit out the By Night door (when you go to put your Happy Garden locker stuff in your car) , then they let you back in By Night for free. The Happy Garden girls can go to By Night whenever they want. In fact, one Thursday night, there was an explosion of Happy Garden girls showing up at By Night around 2:30. 3 am for some reason.

By Night actually opens at 6 pm, but there's no one there until at least around 10 pm with most people showing up after 1 am. At any given night, there are only about 6 girls working there (except when the Happy Garden girls exploded there one night for whatever reason). About 2-3 out of the 6-8 girls are pretty cute. The others I had no interest in. Unlike Happy Garden, you pay 50 Euros every half hour (50/50/50/50) at By Night. If you did happen to show up there at 7 pm, you'the pretty much have your pick and choose of the girls there. Granted. 6-8 girls isn't a huge number but it's something.

For me, Happy Garden is by far a much better venue than By Night, but By Night is worth checking out after Happy Garden closes just to see what's hanging over there. If you get over there only see 3 depressing looking girls though, I can tell you from experience that you just need to chill out there for about half an hour because that just means that the cute girls are busy in the room. So just hang out a little while so you can see all the talent. And, unlike Happy Garden, you have to pay for all your drinks there. Also, no food, although you can order food for delivery. But the only people I saw do this were the girls. No customers ordered in.

Keep in mind that if you do a half hour with a girl there, she keeps all 50 Euros. Every half hour after that though, she has to share 20 Euros of each 50 Euros thereafter with the club. Regardless, you pay the same. 50/50/50/50. But for those same two hours, she only only makes 50/30/30/30 at By Night. So the girl is better off if you do a half hour with her, step outside for a three minute drink or a quick smoke and then do another half hour with her because then she gets 100 Euros instead of only 80 Euros. Yes, that's a hassle, but the system is worth noting nonetheless.

Based on my recent experience at Happy Garden, I'm promoting Happy Garden as my new favorite club of the moment. Plus, the NRW price is nice. Also, I encourage everyone to stop by By Night if you're there late enough.

Scott77

03-08-13, 06:02

Two girls of honorable mention: Maya (21, blond, Ro) and Adele. I love their little young bodies. Good BJs and sex with both. These pretty little things are so damn hot. They're the girls that when you see them, you say to yourself, 'Damn! I have to tap that! '

Based on my recent experience at Happy Garden, I'm promoting Happy Garden as my new favorite club of the moment. Plus, the NRW price is nice. Also, I encourage everyone to stop by By Night if you're there late enough.Hey Ultra,

Thanks for the reports. I read them all.

Can you inform us on the price structure here? How much per half an hour and the extras?

Is the place accesible by public transport as I don't drive?

Are the girls mostly young like in Oase as in less than 25 year old or older girls?

Is this Maya the same Maya in Frankfurt who is around 160 cm tall, blonde and small breast? Can you give a description of adele as well?

Many thanks and apologize for the many question as I plan to explore other areas besides Frankfurt this time.

Trans Atlantic

03-08-13, 07:42

Thanks for the report. Was debating about Magnum since the last couple of reports seem mixed.

Will check out PHG next week even though my visit there last year was mixed as well. As other have mentioned, some of the girls at PHG doesn't really seem interested in business. They are waiting for their regulars.

UltraHappy

03-08-13, 17:34

Hey Ultra,

Thanks for the reports. I read them all.

Can you inform us on the price structure here? How much per half an hour and the extras?

Is the place accesible by public transport as I don't drive?

Are the girls mostly young like in Oase as in less than 25 year old or older girls?

Is this Maya the same Maya in Frankfurt who is around 160 cm tall, blonde and small breast? Can you give a description of adele as well?

Many thanks and apologize for the many question as I plan to explore other areas besides Frankfurt this time.Price structure = typical NRW pricing. 50/25/50/25, although keep in mind that in By Night next door, the price structure is 50/50/50/50.

There appears to be some price pressure among some of the girls trying to pressure the other girls to not do 75 / hour and instead only do 100 per hour but I did not experience this.

Can't say anything about public transport because I always hire a car in NRW. Much easier that way.

Different Maya. The Happy Garden Maya is way hotter than the Oase Maya.

I don't know where the Oase Maya is at the moment. I lost track of her a few months ago. She's got a new cell phone number so I'm unable to reach out to her anymore. If anyone knows which club her and her sister switched to, I would be most grateful if you sent me a private message with a heads up.

The girls at Happy Garden are mostly on the younger side of the scale. I don't even remember seeing any really old ones but then again, that may be because I don't even notice the older ones in the first place.

Scott77

03-08-13, 17:56

Price structure = typical NRW pricing. 50/25/50/25, although keep in mind that in By Night next door, the price structure is 50/50/50/50.

Different Maya. The Happy Garden Maya is way hotter than the Oase Maya.

I don't know where the Oase Maya is at the moment. I lost track of her a few months ago. She's got a new cell phone number so I'm unable to reach out to her anymore. If anyone knows which club her and her sister switched to, I would be most grateful if you sent me a private message with a heads up.

The girls at Happy Garden are mostly on the younger side of the scale. I don't even remember seeing any really old ones but then again, that may be because I don't even notice the older ones in the first place.Thank you for the heads up ultra.

Maya has a sister as well? IN which club was she working in oase as well? And is she hotter than Maya? Wow you must be close to her to have her cell number. U must be a hunk.

Anyway I think I might explore the NRW scene as I have never ventured there. I didn't even know about the price structure.

Again thanks for your input ultra

UltraHappy

03-08-13, 18:53

Thanks for the report. Was debating about Magnum since the last couple of reports seem mixed.

Will check out PHG next week even though sawmy visit there last year was mixed as well. As other have mentioned, some of the girls at PHG doesn't really seem interested in business. They are waiting for their regulars.I thought the same thing when I visited last year during a brief afternoon visit. I first walked away thinking the club had a bit of a cliquish feel. But this time, the ratio was so in my favor that I had my pick and choose of all the hottest girls all the time.

I do have to admit though that I was turned down once by one girl for some unknown reason. I suspect it was because she was waiting on her club "boyfriend" because I saw them about ten minutes later with their tongues perpetually glued together in the main lounge.

My sense is that right now for whatever reason, there is an oversupply of girls there and an undersupply of men at the moment.

Finnish Fucker

03-09-13, 02:07

My sense is that right now for whatever reason, there is an oversupply of girls there and an undersupply of men at the moment.Seems like a good reason to visit the club tomorrow. Saturday :cool:

-K

Finnish Fucker

03-10-13, 18:59

I arrived to PHG at around 17. 30 on Saturday. There were clearly more girls than men at that time. First look at the lineup did not give any great expectations for the night. After some hours there were about 60 girls in the club and the reception lady said this is it for tonight, no more ladies coming in. I would say the lineup was worse than during my last visit in last September and also below GT and Magnum this week.

There were a couple of black girls but mostly romanians. Only a couple of brunettes had natural C cups, the rest of the girls had either silicones or smaller breasts. But even though big naturals were lacking there were slim girls with great bodies and small asses to compensate my desires.

1st session was with cute 22 year old Lori, brunette milky white skinned Romanian with B cups. Nice, fun girl and good standard 30 min session. Tight pussy, which felt nice, I was her first cock on that day.

2nd session was Adele. 21 year old Romanian with really petite slim body, A / B cups and cute face. She had one of the best bodies around in my eyes and was playful too. When I first saw her she was hanging around in the main bar with some dude. I was looking at her and thinking that if I meet this girl walking in the club alone I will try to grab her immediately. After some minutes I ran into Adele in the lobby and grabbed her. We went to outside cabins to fuck. Her ass was a bit soft with some visible stretch marks on the hip area. Maybe she had lost some weight. Nevertheless really good 30+ min session in the room. It took me quite long time to come but finally she rode me to the climax in reverse cowgirl. The sight to her tight pussy around my cock was fantastic :cool:

Some girls in PHG were clearly waiting for their regulars but not so many this time compared to last September. The lineup was OK but the mood of the girls was not so good, maybe because there was not so many guys in early hours and business was slow. I don't like the club layout at all in PHG. The guys dressing room location is really fucked up and it should be relocated to more quiet place. At the moment I prefer other NRW clubs like Magnum, GT and Aca over PHG. But girls come and go and some day in the future the hot ones might be in PHG- who knows? At the end there is not a big difference in the quality of the girls between the bigger NRW clubs. It is mostly matter of taste which club everyone prefers.

Cheers,

Kep

Lalabo

03-22-13, 02:19

Data of visit: March 15, 2013.

Got to the club at 17:30. Paid 60E entrance fee. The 2 pretty girls working at the reception raised my expectations for the club. Unfortunately, the girls in the reception where the prettiest ones in the club. Club main lounge is very small, loud and smoky. There is a dinning area in the back which is non smoking and you can rest there between sessions. Ther are rooms in the main building and cabins (like GT) outside. Food was ok. Among the clubs I have visited so far, this is the only club where the food is served only for very limited period, may be for an hour or so. You better eat during that time. I managed to session with 2 girls, one terrible and one good one. I left the club at 22:30.

Andrea: Romanian. 24y old. 170cm height, below shoulder length brunette hair, B cup.

She one of the few good looking ones in the club today. She is petite and has a nice ass. Unfortunately, she is terrible in the room. She has awful CBJ skills (I hope she is good at BBBJ). Her blowjob skills turn me off. Cost: 50E; Time spent: 0. 5h; Repeat: Never.

Cicilia: German. 21y old. 170cm height, black hair.

She is a pretty and tall with good size ass (not fat, but nice). Speaks good English, very nice girl to talk to. She doesn't offer any extras. She did try to please me. I enjoyed DFK, CBJ and fucking in multiple positions with her. Cost: 50E; Time spent: 0. 5h; Repeat? : Yes

UltraHappy

03-22-13, 02:51

Data of visit: March 15, 2013.

Among the clubs I have visited so far, this is the only club where the food is served only for very limited period, may be for an hour or so. You better eat during that time.Just to clarify, they serve food every twice every evening at 7 pm and 10 pm. Lalabo's right about being prompt though. Sometimes the food can get wiped out pretty quick, in the first 20-30 minutes, although it often lasts longer than that. Even if the food doesn't run out though, some of the best dishes of the buffet will run out quickly, so keep those two dinner serving times in mind when visiting in the evening, lest you go hungry!

Monday night is hamburger night, which I wasn't too excited about when I heard this. But damn, I don't know what they did to those hamburgers, but they sure were some of the tastiest burgers!

When you visit Happy Garden in the evening, don't forget to pop over to By Night for a quick look-around. It opens at 6 pm. Free entry if you're already in Happy Garden. Walk outside the main lounge and hang a right. Probably not much happening over there at any given moment, but sometimes there are a couple of girls there worth visiting.

Trans Atlantic

03-24-13, 05:03

Monday night is hamburger night, which I wasn't too excited about when I heard this. But damn, I don't know what they did to those hamburgers, but they sure were some of the tastiest burgers!Horse burger?

Yakob

04-22-13, 23:24

Planet Happy Garden is holding a Tanz in den Mai party on 30 April 2013 to welcome in the 1 May 2013 break. See flyer attached.

Njoy.

Yakob

05-11-13, 04:31

The EARLY bird saves in May 2013 with 40€ between 11am opening and 3pm.

That is a massive one third off the 60 euro entry price.

See flyer attached.

Njoy.

Yakob

05-11-13, 04:50

Attached are flyers for various events in May and June 2013 at Planet Happy Garden.

Girls Cup from 7 May 2013.

Fathers Day on 9 May 2013. I quite like the ass on the girl in the Fathers Day flyer.

Champions League Final on 25 May 2013.

DFB Pokal Final 1 June 2013.

Happy Poker night on 3 June 2013.

Absolut White Party on 16 June 2013.

There is also a PHG taxi service from Krefeld train station to the club.

Yakob

05-18-13, 13:12

Planet Happy Garden is having a Spargel special from 19 to 21 Mai 2013. For lovers of the Asparagus vegetable.

I guess you can always have food fun trying to stick the biggest asparagus stick you can find into one and see if can be fed into someone in other ways.

PussyLiccker

06-09-13, 21:29

So far thanks to this community I've had a chance to explore every club in Duss. I've been to GT, VV, PHG, YY, Samya, ACA, LR, DV, F39. I would have to say hands down this is the my new favorite club. Reasons why:

1. It's not a sausage fest like GT. Girls don't disappear hours and you miss an opportunity to get with the best ones there. Girls are not hardened hookers like in GT (worked 10 year and still working there and spoiled complaining about how much euros they made that day). Girls easily get spoiled at GT, just give them a month or two. That's why I only do new girls there.

2. The best ambiance of any clubs. Very classy and romantic feel, clean facilities, smells great (don't smell like dogs like some clubs) , which makes the girls seam much classier. Food is great (Dinner) , great variety of selection, and they also feed you later at night. When I was at a party, they would bring out watermelons and pineapples, and jelly-Berliners to snack on, and that makes me feel the staff is trying to make me feel right at home. Great staff! Comparable to GT staff.

3. The girls are not pushy, they will not push you to the point of aka Palace girls, they will only go as far as making eye contact, smile, or say hi to let you know they are up for business. Also, they take the time to get to know you even if you are not committed, they don't get pissy.

4. The girls are most part fresh (new) , and you can feel it when you talk to the girls, they don't talk like the business oriented girls at Palace or GT veterans. So, the conversations would lead to a better session, and also the quality couch time makes you feel a little more special then waiting in the hallway so that the girl don't get snatched like in GT. I think PHG recruits new girls in the country for the most part.

5. Girls are not very business oriented. We all know it's a brothel, so girls are out to make money, but I did not feel it here. Girls are very curtious, and welling to get to know you at more personal level. You don't see that at any clubs, especially Palace (they only talk in the room on your clock) , and very rare at GT.

I have been in the room with a certain Romanian girl for an hour and she was very happy I gave her 75, she said it was her first time. WTF? I've been in the room over 30min there and girls don't ask for more than 50. So, they are not clock watchers and spends time with you after you finish in the room.

6. Would change people's perceptions about Romanians. All the Romanians I've met there were all curtious, and provided great service. This is the club that changed my perception of Romanian girls as being really beautiful and warm at the same time. Altough, at one point they had a great mix there (latvian, Russian, turkish, bugarian, Romanian, Polish) , I learned to love Romanians even more because ones at that clubs were less gypsy like and I liked those types.

I would highly recommend punters to give this club a try and treat the girls nicely here, and don't turn it into another GT.

I am looking for a Romanian girl I really liked there, and not there any more. I am hoping she did not quit the business. I am bad with names and do the recall her name, but I can describe her. She was there around thanksgiving last year. She is 20. She was a brunette straight long hair with front part of hair pulled back. Pale skin with blue eyes. She wears white bikini with pink poka-dots. Anybody know where she is now, let me know, thanks.