Sauna Club Planet Happy Garden - Oedt

[Sirioja]

http://villa-vanilla-saunaclub.de/index.php/angebot-zum-kennenlernen/

Starting March 1, there is a promotion. Entry before 16:00 is 30 . On same day, you can also attend Planet Happy Garden for 30 . By most accounts, these clubs are both shadows of their former selves. Probably not many positive reviews.Still good foods at PHG.

Discount entry is not all, can be a waste of time and money, like on this Wednesday at Sharks, even good restaurant for 50.

[Loco Tonto]

Does anyone know if Claudia / KC is still working at PHG, or if anyone has seen her at any other clubs lately? Planning for a trip soon and trying to make travel / accomodation bookings, hope to be able to see her again. Tia.

[BigBuddy69]

Slim girl with abs? I heard she was back to a normal life.

[Sirioja]

Slim girl with abs? I heard she was back to a normal life.Claudia with so intense, beautiful blue eyes, what a passionate GFE.

[Loco Tonto]

Claudia with so intense, beautiful blue eyes, what a passionate GFE.Yup, that's the one. Abs, perky A's and all. Seriously nice girl. Damn! Is she retired for good? Does anyone have her contact, willing to pm to me? Pretty pretty please? Stupidly, I didn't get it from her last time I saw her, thinking I would see her again a few days later. I would gladly pay extra to un-retire her. Really really nice girl.

[Sirioja]

Yup, that's the one. Abs, perky A's and all. Seriously nice girl. Damn! Is she retired for good? Does anyone have her contact, willing to pm to me? Pretty pretty please? Stupidly, I didn't get it from her last time I saw her, thinking I would see her again a few days later. I would gladly pay extra to un-retire her. Really really nice girl.She is not anymore 20, be happy for her if she retired.

[Downandup]

I'm curious, Sauna Club New by Night is next door. How does that work out? PHG has been fair before, it does not get going before the evening and there has often been some upselling. I have the opportunity to visit either, both or neither after Easter but it would have to be worth it. My intention would be to visit for most of the day.

[SpermBirds]

Neighbour-club By Night is not recommended unless you have a fetish for rather unattractive gypsies which you would not book in a regular club by any means. Most of the girls are simply beneath the level of most saunaclubs (lookswise for sure!) and are more suited for caravan-lots near the German Autobahn basically. Very low-level-club with mainly low-level-visitors which mainly come and hang around because of the cheap entry and every now and then, they might book one of the girls for the ridiculous pricing of 25 Euro. These groups of Dutch&German visitors mainly switch to whichever club has the lowest entryrate (with food included), nowadays that is By Night. WHAT can one expect for those prices anyway? A club to be ignored by all means if you have any expectation-level on both looks- and service level.

Happy Garden itself went down for quite a long while, some years probably. In the daytime deserted by girls (and clients as well mainly), late at night the girls arrive and so do the clients (during the week-end mainly). Service level can be compared to the typical Turkish-clubs like Samya / Mondial / Acapulco and so on. Most of the girls will fish for extras and try to upsell as much as possible.

Would not recommend to visit both of them actually.

[Banana Boi]

By Night is still open? Now that's a place I haven't read about in 5+ years. Used to be great when By Night and PHG were joined as one single club. By Night used to be a totally different clientele. Guys in their 20's and early 30's. No idea if this remains the case.

[Llike]

Don't bother with Happy garden IMO.

Went there on a Sat. Only gets busy around 11 pm. Mostly Turkish clients.

Entry 60, food was not bad, I liked the setting and layout (not enough dining area though).

Line up far from the 100 girls they claim. Maybe 30-40? On a Saturday night. I would say the casting was not of great quality. I did find one girl to try though and was Isabella from Greece. Sharky and heaps of upsell. Session was OK but nothing special. She looked quite exotic and was slim, tanned and small tits.

I wouldn't go back to the club.

[Kuni042]

I arrived at 8 pm. Paid the 60 EURO entrance fee. There were actually about 10 WG visible. So like 15 WG in total, I guessed.

After showering I had food, which wasn't bad (especially a decent salad bar). But not nearly as good as Magnum, previously GT or Sharks or even Oceans.

The ambience is cozy, especially with the you-shaped benches around the "campfires" (but only gas-powered: embarrassing.

Re the line-up: Folks know that I prefer german-native WG or like them busty. Zero busty girls. But plenty of germans.

At around 8:15 pm I had already spotted 3 German WG:

* Kataleia, Afro-German from Hamburg (now living in thesseldorf) - unfortunately fake boobs. Otherwise, however, really nice and great rooms.

* Nadia, about 165 cm German-Turkish woman, dark, half-length page cut, natural see-breasts, but hanging.

* Ella, German-Turkish woman, almost-butt-long blonde hair (but with a lot of dark hair), natural the-breasts, but in my opinion: pretty sagging, soft.

The prices of the 3 DE-wgs are probably all the same: 70430 without any special extras. The prices of the RU-BUL (etc) should usually be closer to 50,430. At 11 pm It was 8 (EIGHT! German WGs WOW. In total about 30 DL. And about 50 males. From the other germans, I met Gina (from Koblenz) (lots of tattoos, Dark-haired). Another was called Bonita (also Afro-German).

Two other DE ladies were of arabac descendance.

The mood was good. Especially the group of German DL, who were also quite well booked, made the party. Some of the non-DE-DL were quite a few pretty. From the face quite a few 7 or 8 series. I could have booked some of them. But when I have such an amazing selection of DE ladies, I go with them. Because of my verbal tick.

[Sirioja]

No Baltic dancers at night? Who are the most interesting for sex. HH 40 before 4 pm?

[Member #4733]

I went there to lie in the sun and maybe have sex as PHG is not my ideal place to have sex. I went there a few years earlier and I found PHG girls to be below par. Well, price is still 40 euro in the early afternoon (came in around 1 pm). Very few girls and only one that had a rather nice body: Carina. There were about 10 guys who did claim the stretchers in the sun with their belongings on them but could not stand the sun apparently. So, PHG is more or less a No go zone in the afternoon: annoying men and very average girls. They charged much more than I was willing to pay. But hey, they are independent sex workers and they can ask 70 per half hour (150 per hour) and on top of that 50 euro for BBBJ. I didn't pay that and no complaining to the front desk of course: independent sex workers!! All of the girls seem to make only one room that afternoon and that was me. PHG is still nice for the pool and the sun in the garden but I won't go there again for the sex. Even Artemis. Berlin girls seem to be modest in their pricing compared to PHG. Only a few years ago a one hour session was 100 euro and now they ask 200? Come on. That is the price for Amsterdam and girls there are much more beautiful. Sex was OK and Carina's butt is one of the prettiest I saw at such close range but another girl had a piercing that hurt my dick. One more thing about pricing. If you stay two hours in the room than it would normally be 70 * 4 + 50 for BBBJ = 330 euro. Not so in PHG. One hour is rounded off to 150 and the extra for BBBJ is to be paid every hour: So 400 euro. Take your pick.

[Kuni042]

I thought everyone knew by now that PHG is a very late eve club. The best girls even trend to show up after 10 pm.


I went there to lie in the sun and maybe have sex as PHG is not my ideal place to have sex. I went there a few years earlier and I found PHG girls to be below par. Well, price is still 40 euro in the early afternoon ( in around 1 pm). few girls and only one that had a rather nice body: Carina. There were about 10 guys who did claim the stretchers in the sun with their belongings on them but could not stand the sun apparently. So, PHG is or less a No go zone in the afternoon: annoying and average girls. They charged than I was willing to pay. But hey, they are independent sex workers and they can ask 70 per half hour (150 per hour) and on top of that 50 euro for BBBJ. I didn't pay that and no complaining to the front desk of course: independent sex workers!! All of the girls seem to make only one room that afternoon and that was me. PHG is still nice for the pool and the sun in the garden but I won't go there again for the sex. Even Artemis. Berlin girls seem to be modest in their pricing compared to PHG. Only a few years ago a one hour session was 100 euro and now they ask 200? Come on. That is the price for Amsterdam and girls there are beautiful. Sex was OK and Carina's butt is one of the prettiest I saw at such close range but another girl had a piercing that hurt my . One thing about pricing. If you stay two hours in the room than it would normally be 70 * 4 + 50 for BBBJ = 330 euro. Not so in PHG. One hour is rounded off to 150 and the extra for BBBJ is to be paid every hour: So 400 euro. Take your pick..

[Member #4733]

I thought everyone knew by now that PHG is a very late eve club. The best girls even trend to show up after 10 pm.So your actually are a fan or don't know how to read? From my report you could very well surmise that I was not looking for beautiful girls over there. Besides that, I was quite clear about Carina's butt being very beautiful. What I disliked most is the absurdly high prices. I will make this clear once more. In Artemis two hours with BBBJ is now 300 euro (and not 330 as I wrote before, BBBJ is + 20). In PHG this is 400. Than there is much more to say but this is the most important.

[Kuni042]

This is not accurate for most of the ladies. Many will work BBBJ for 2504200. But I admit some ladies will command insanely high prices. As you said. But this is true for Artemis as well.


So your actually are a fan or don't know how to read? From my report you could very well surmise that I was not looking for beautiful girls over there. Besides that, I was quite clear about Carina's butt being very beautiful. What I disliked most is the absurdly high prices. I will make this clear once more. In Artemis two hours with BBBJ is now 300 euro (and not 330 as I wrote before, BBBJ is + 20). In PHG this is 400. Than there is much more to say but this is the most important.

[Kuni042]

Sorry meant 2504120 -.


This is not accurate for most of the ladies. Many will work BBBJ for 2504200. But I admit some ladies will command insanely high prices. As you said. But this is true for Artemis as well.

[Member #4733]

Sorry meant 2504120 -.It's a strange price quoting. Prices for the time mixed with price for BBBJ. If I stay with a lady in Artemis then BBBJ, CIM etc are standard prices. Not dependent on the time. Well, at least you admit that in PHG this is dependent on the time. Just a question if I like a CIM after a session of two hours, as I often stay that long, will that cost me two or three times the standard price for CIM? I have spoken to three ladies, had two ladies with me in the room (simultaneously) and they were even fighting about it: "This is the standard price now, 50 euro per hour for BBBJ". The older lady was adamant about it, the younger lady (Carina) was a bit more flexible about it: 5004060 was the standard but I could pay what I payed elsewhere with a little extra. So, now I just had bad luck and met three ladies that asked high prices? Really? And one more question. 2504120, what will that be if I only stay 30 minutes. It's a bit sad this way as Carina has a beautiful butt and perfect pussy. With those prices it's just a no-brainer to go back. Fighting over the price each time and again is no option either. Without that I would repeat.

[Banana Boi]

Am I better off spending a day at PHG or Villa Vanilla when I'm in Grefath? Any new options that way? Which club has more girls charging 50/30?

[Sirioja]

Am I better off spending a day at PHG or Villa Vanilla when I'm in Grefath? Any new options that way? Which club has more girls charging 50/30?Vanila ex Vertigo is open? Are You sure? PHG is open. Amira LR, claimed Italian Valeria Bruggen, moved there, but not anymore same rate.

[Banana Boi]

Vanila ex Vertigo is open? Are You sure? Not sure at all. First time I have read FKK threads in years. Just preparing for my return in June.

edit - Just checked another board and I see it's closed. Too bad. I always enjoyed a down day here with good food and few but friendly girls.

[Sirioja]

Not sure at all. First time I have read FKK threads in years. Just preparing for my return in June.

edit - Just checked another board and I see it's closed. Too bad. I always enjoyed a down day here with good food and few but friendly girls.Yes, Baltic dancers at 10 pm on week end. They were so happy when you spoke to them in Russian and like normal women in bed. Great information received.

[Eryk9021]

My first time in Planet Happy Garden in Tonisvorst, 4th May, 15:30-21:30 (Wednesday).

In this NRW journey I wanted to visit all clubs which I haven't had a chance yet.

PHG can be only reached by car, around 1 hour drive from where I have been staying (Ruhrgebiet). I got there before 4 pm, paid happy hour entry 40 euro (after 4 pm it is 60 euro). Club is pretty spacious, they have about 45 rooms, 230 lockers. Two saunas, both operating.

Nice pool, and weather was very sunny. Food was pretty good, aside of normal breakfast (served indoor) and lunch food outside (nice choice and quality), they also served grilled meat (steaks, ribs) and kebab later on. Some fruits are also there.

Ladies: at arrival 14 ladies (info at reception), during the day it increased to 20-25 for sure. Most of them swarm in the bar area. There were not that many clients, and many ladies seemed to have a problem, as many of them hesitated to go to room with them. Bad omen, when locals don't pick up ladies which look pretty good. They must know their service level already. . .

I read on German forum that girls usually upsell here to 100 euro for 30 min.

Session 1: I hoped to meet with Valeria (IT) which I know from GT, and to my luck she was free at that time. Unfortunately, no more GT-prices, she quotes now 150 euro for 1 h, 100 euro for 30 min. She is still beautiful, sympathetic and delivers good service (BBBJ, 69, French kissing, massage), 1 hour fully used.

Session 2: At the end of my visit I decided to have one more session. I decided on Sonia / Sonja from Romania. Small, skinny girl, looks kind of a gypsy. Smooth skin and face, smiling on the couch. Unfortunately session with her (50 euro for supposedly 30 min) could be considered bad by many. Despite already agreeing, she tried to upsell in the room. That was basically laufhaus-fick (CBJ, short sex, bad attitude). I somehow managed to reach my second orgasm, after trying 3 positions with her, and despite her bad attitude in room (quite different than during pre-sales talk!) Now imagine that after about 20 seconds after I have reached orgasm, she is already standing ready at the doors, complaining why I'm still laying on bed (12-15 minutes maximum!) This thread I believe is about her: https://www.ijsberenforum.com/forum/showthread.php?57831-Sonia-Sonja-(Roemeense).

Waste of time and money with her!

Conclusion: I liked the club and the food, line up not so much (visually ok, it's just it seems that it is a club where there is no quality assurance from management, as well as price level enforcement). Due to that I don't plan to drive here again just for women, without knowing which one of them (if any) are good service providers, and which are not. I go to places like this to relax and have good time, not to be a frickin mine sweeper. . .

[PumDiPum]

Better be in the happy garden, than being in the house of hate, would the father say.

[Woofiee]

I'm seeing conflicting intel on this. There are recent Google reviews suggesting it's back, and good too, but nothing here. Does anyone know if Happy Garden has returned? Both PHG and GoldenTime were my favs in the day.

[Sirioja]

I'm seeing conflicting intel on this. There are recent Google reviews suggesting it's back, and good too, but nothing here. Does anyone know if Happy Garden has returned? Both PHG and GoldenTime were my favs in the day.Golden Gate ex Vanila / Vertigo is very close, also swimming pool in garden and beds for sex and higher level than Bruggen for rooms. Yesterday, my GF as they say at GG and even my Russian almost weekly regular tell me each time we are in room, had to wait for a upstairs great room, when I didn t want to go in small room, not same quality I told her and she understood very fast and waited. When she came to me when she started, so sexy glamourous, I felt real desire, feeling hard coming very fast, I don t feel this often in FKK, when I often left Sharks with 100 girls, or Globe with more than 50 girls, or Bruggen with full balls.