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Admin
08-22-03, 07:08
Please select "Add New Report" to begin this section.

Ripvanwinkle
08-22-03, 22:07
Folks, Let me the first to post a picture in this section.

RVW

Warpig2000
08-28-03, 07:49
Why making your girl laugh during a blow job is a bad idea...

Warpig2000
08-28-03, 07:52
A true gentleman always asks if it is okay to Smoke in company...

Warpig2000
08-28-03, 08:12
Priceless! Ad for BastardCARD (Mastercard Ad Parody)

Warpig2000
08-31-03, 02:05
A woman not quite clear on the concept of shaving her beaver...

Warpig2000
08-31-03, 02:09
Classic tatoo: Mouse with a twitchy nose

Warpig2000
08-31-03, 02:11
The most popular guy in prison...

Organicgrowth
09-19-03, 22:30
Warpig2000

You made my day! I haven't laughed this much in weeks. Thanks!

Regards, Havanaman

Wildtrk
10-16-03, 21:16
Disney's new shirts....

Warpig2000
10-23-03, 06:11
Okay, Chow down you sick bastards....

Viper Z
10-23-03, 07:16
Dear all,

Keep up the good work

Viper Z

Warpig2000
10-31-03, 06:56
Beware the Shadows--- what you fear sticks out from beyond the corner :D

Boricua in LA
11-11-03, 00:20
Viagra: side effects #1

Boricua in LA
11-11-03, 00:22
Viagra: side effects #2

Boricua in LA
11-11-03, 00:23
Viagra: side effects #3

Boricua in LA
11-11-03, 00:24
Viagra: side effects #4

Boricua in LA
11-11-03, 00:27
Viagra: side effects #5

Wildtrk
11-13-03, 18:19
What SW's wear to the office.

Allen Eire
11-14-03, 13:53
Very funny stuff!

Merlin Magician
11-14-03, 15:51
Well, WildTurk, there goes "Casual Fridays" at that office.

Nyc Expat
11-28-03, 14:55
A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue.

So open your mouth,
close your eyes and
give your tongue some exercise.

Wildtrk
12-08-03, 19:13
No wonder why Santa has such red cheeks.

Wildtrk
12-12-03, 23:01
Great gig if you can get it.

Wildtrk
12-16-03, 20:45
One for the Holiday's

Gorilla69
12-17-03, 07:47
http://www.ci.stpaul.mn.us/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html

These are great!

Warpig2000
12-20-03, 01:59
A crack group of 5 commandos was sent by US led Coalition forces to apprehend Sadaam Hussein and prepare him for his pending public show trial. They ultimately prevailed where others previously failed...

Wildtrk
01-14-04, 14:44
Paris, France

Wildtrk
01-14-04, 14:46
Paris, Kentucky

View The Paris, France photo first.

Raider
01-14-04, 23:43
This is such a great picture I found aptly titled " She sucks "

Raider
01-14-04, 23:52
A real billboard as seen in Hollywood .

Raider
01-15-04, 00:11
Hope the Golf Course Manager/owners were not really serious when they put up this sign at the course.

Warpig2000
01-17-04, 21:01
I know a lot of you mongers who go to massage parlors looking for pussy.

Be careful what you wish for...

Raider
01-18-04, 23:56
The Eye Doctors did not see this one coming :D

Wildtrk
01-22-04, 20:11
Gene Simmons Daughters

Wildtrk
01-22-04, 20:13
This is just plain ugly

Merlin Magician
01-24-04, 17:38
for all my friends that like duck photos.
enjoy and collect.

this photo of a duck in the wild won first prize in a leading outdoors
magazine for 2003... shutter speed and film type are unknown..

Toxic
01-25-04, 06:18
I think this the street all of us mongers grew up on!

Raider
01-26-04, 00:09
The perfect male

Merlin Magician
01-28-04, 03:19
Ever wonder why textile mills are a disappearing breed? Heres why:

Warpig2000
01-30-04, 17:23
Ever wonder how they get the Sour cream into the Burritos ?

Warpig2000
02-17-04, 22:26
I know this picture will be hearwarming to all mongers- A young lad who encounters pussy for the first time and gets his first Piece 'o tail...

Macgoo
02-18-04, 21:53
Just take the pussy, that's so wrong!

Scary Bald Guy
02-19-04, 05:15
Prison sex?

Scary Bald Guy
02-19-04, 05:18
When I think about you...

OK, so it's not exactly seasonal, it's still damn funny. :P

Scary Bald Guy
02-19-04, 05:24
With my luck, this will be the next SW I see.

Raider
02-21-04, 17:58
Save the Virgins , A good advertisement !

Raider
02-21-04, 18:02
For those days you have to deal with one asshole after another !

Brojomar
02-23-04, 20:10
For you're traveling with mates like this who needs enemys
Jackson, if this is off limits, sorry.

Worf1972
02-23-04, 22:42
Smirqk

That was funny LOLOLOLOL. Damm scary, babe looks good until you look down and her dick is as big as yours.

Viper Z
02-27-04, 03:18
To all,

Some of you might have already seen this so I am just puttingit up for those haven't.

Viper Z

Viper Z
02-27-04, 03:21
Whale

Viper Z
02-27-04, 03:22
[CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116)

Viper Z
03-02-04, 10:07
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Asian_Pimp
03-05-04, 21:56
What was the designer thinking??????

Late Night
03-05-04, 22:48
Doesn't Micheal Jackson have a line of toys?

Just kidding..Couldn't help myself on that one!

Its gonna be off the hook for the pussy action this weekend!

Macgoo
03-06-04, 08:12
Sorry, but I think the photo of the child straddling Donald is disgusting. Makes me wonder what "Perv" snapped that shot -- lets keep it clean! No, in spite of the press, I don't think Michael Jackson would have stooped so low!

Eros74
03-06-04, 23:03
From slovak republic web-site: Translaction more or less is:" when you go in holiday take with you your girlfriend".

Slovak republic: Only 5 milion of really "xxxxx" men and unbelievable wonderful women!

Luca

Lucky888
03-08-04, 14:49
The latest in joy-riding:

"Bike powered pleasuring"
The device:
http://www.planet-dk.de/smile/velo/velo1.jpg
The mount:
http://www.planet-dk.de/smile/velo/velo2.jpg
The process:
http://www.planet-dk.de/smile/velo/velo3.jpg
The result, baby!
http://www.planet-dk.de/smile/velo/velo4.jpg

PurpleNGold
03-09-04, 04:50
Asian Pimp: That's classic.

Sixtynine
03-12-04, 23:33
Last night, I got really really trashed and got lost, honey. Honest!

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=41026

Warpig2000
03-19-04, 18:08
Ladies, March 20th is a very special day- Sweetest Day for your man! Just do it... Beer, Beef and a Blowjob Day 2004!

Lazzaro
04-01-04, 11:31
It is a real advertisements in Germany:

Before

Lazzaro
04-01-04, 11:31
It is a real advertisements in Germany

after!!!!!

Lazzaro
04-06-04, 13:16
when it's time to retire.....
:)

Late Night
04-22-04, 17:53
Osama Found!

Fluffy One
04-29-04, 01:17
LE Motorcycle bust.

Keaton 64
04-29-04, 13:26
What do they mean by self service?

Sushi Boy
05-06-04, 21:45
You know you are a redneck if...

Clomonger
06-06-04, 23:25
Here's a handy way to determine which beer is colder.

Dirt McGirt
06-07-04, 17:09
lmao, that was funny. nice one

Beberebozo
06-26-04, 09:58
After the glowing reviews thought some of you might get a kick out of this.

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:05
Enjoy what you're doing and think about there's always a worse job

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:06
Enjoy what you're doing and think about there's always a worse job (part.2)

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:08
Sometimes it is embarrassing sleep outside the tent......
Who knows what is he dreaming about?

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:10
This is a tipical Italian man during his vacation....
Hey guys...I'm Italian too!

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:11
"Darling I can't talk with you now! someone could hear me. Call me later"

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:13
If you are suffering of vertigo, choose another job

Lazzaro
06-29-04, 16:15
When you choose a new job, give an eye to your colleague before

Merlin Magician
06-30-04, 03:22
Any Willie Nelson fans out there?

Merlin Magician
06-30-04, 03:23
Got Milk?

Daddy Lows
07-10-04, 22:08
Some stupid shit from a forwarded spam.

Enjoy.

Gecko911
07-11-04, 17:03
the future peep shows of new york city.

RatuFreddie
07-17-04, 16:37
Junk food is bad for you?

Gecko911
07-18-04, 21:50
Hey,

Check out this link to jibjab. Very funny (political not sex)

www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

Silver Shadow
07-19-04, 19:37
Three Wishes.

Rush 2112
07-20-04, 22:32
Check this out from Rodney Carrington's web site:
http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.php

GettingTang
07-20-04, 22:48
The willy Neslon one was just too much. Could you imagine trying to bang that snatch? No thanks!

TANG~!

Raider
08-14-04, 08:37
Some things just dont go together.SO DO NOT MIX ...............

Long Stroker
08-21-04, 01:38
I don't know where this festival takes place, but when I find out, it's going to be my next vacation destination!

Long Stroker
08-21-04, 01:39
There's a funny caption that goes with this picture - I just haven't thought of it yet!

Cubanito
08-22-04, 13:34
Too funny.

KC Questor
08-25-04, 06:18
Re the photo by Cubanito:

<a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp">http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.asp</a>

Buster Cherry
08-28-04, 02:35
I think my wife is foolin around...maybe....

Buster Cherry
08-28-04, 02:41
Here are my test subjects who are testing the effects of severe "G forces" on the newest "D" sized silicon implants.

Buster Cherry
08-28-04, 02:44
OK Cubanito, here is my favorite and most beautiful lady in all of Havana. She is only 24...

Cubanito
09-03-04, 02:13
Shes hot!

Cubanito
09-03-04, 02:14
Check out these bass!!

Raider
09-09-04, 17:36
Interesting facts to learn before swimming in the ocean :D You'll have to see this one its too funny lol.

Rock Dog
09-11-04, 16:29
Hope this one hasn't been posted before,

Rock

John Jr
09-17-04, 04:03
http://andigraph.free.fr/barbie/pagebarbieanime.htm

Rock Dog
09-18-04, 22:17
Something someone noticed on Ebay.

Rock

Rock Dog
09-18-04, 22:18
This one's for all the tit lovers out there :D.

Rock

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Ken Kelova
09-22-04, 14:09
Now that is a lineup!!

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Ludovico
09-26-04, 15:55
U.S Navy downsizing!

Ludovico
09-26-04, 15:57
dating agency

Ludovico
09-26-04, 16:00
Old folkes are never happy!

Ludovico
09-26-04, 16:01
Democrat baiting

Ludovico
09-26-04, 16:02
Bush baiting

Ludovico
09-26-04, 16:03
Dan Rather in :-

Ludovico
09-26-04, 16:05
Beware letcherous lawnmover men!

Ludovico
09-26-04, 16:10
Cultural differences

Member #2041
09-26-04, 17:46
Ludovico,

Which one's Bush? It looks like each row has two pictures of him.

Big_Leo69
09-27-04, 16:49
Hope this doesn't break forum rules... :)

Max Sida
09-28-04, 06:31
Read first:

Gotta hate it when this happens.

You're 18 years old, at a party, and you were actually suave enough to talk a girl into going back to your dorm room.

You take her down the hall. Your roommate is gone for the weekend.
You start making out.

Next thing you know you> '> re both naked and going at it....

Then you realize you forgot to lock your dorm room door..........Oh Shit!

Big_Leo69
09-28-04, 15:31
Not so many complains so I'll add another one... :D

My Alias
09-28-04, 16:03
I never knew the streetwalkers of Vancouver started a book club, http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1835&ncid=1835&e=1&u=/cpress/20040927/ca_pr_on_od/hooker_book_club.

Gorilla69
09-29-04, 07:37
I think you have misplaced this posting. I find it a little touching and not a little inspiring that these down and out women are taking the time to read and maybe even write. There, but for the grace of god go many of us!! Theya re people and have value too, something that some mongers seem to overlook at times.

My 2 cents.

Freeler
10-02-04, 10:01
Y'all,

Why people should not spend their time and money cleaning cars:

Volvo dust print

PsyberZombie
10-06-04, 22:42
Driving the point home =

http://www.supercomics.com/strips/tmcap031209.gif

Daddy Lows
10-12-04, 21:12
This is a good way to let out some stress.

Little Tony II
10-15-04, 01:47
From Yahoo Groups New England.

Merlin Magician
10-15-04, 03:33
Now heres a couple of boobs...

Member #2041
10-15-04, 04:29
Merlin, I agree. They are such great boobs that we NEED to get them into the White House urgently. Because boobs that are there currently are threatening the prosperity and the security of the entire world.

Thaj Todad
10-15-04, 15:53
Member,

This is a jokes forum. If you have a swayed liberal view lets try to keep it to ourself. I come here to get away from that stuff. If needed post your opinions in a different forum.

Some American
10-15-04, 18:04
Thaj,

What is your feeling on swayed conservative views? It sounds to me like you're advocating censorship of liberals, yet implying that conservatives are welcome to speak their views here. While I don't agree with that, I'll defend your right to say it. I expect the same courtesy from you.

Thank you

Member #2041
10-15-04, 18:50
Thad, I was responding to another obviously political opinion. If you are offended by the political dialog, perhaps you should address your concern to the individual who began it - Merlin Magician, rather than to my response.

Or is it that you are REALLY simply offended by those who's opinions disagree with your own?

Jon Jones
10-16-04, 01:07
#2041 Please stay on topic - we don't need political BS from the left or right.

Lover Boy
10-21-04, 16:35
check this out

Max Sida
10-29-04, 11:05
Just to prepare.

Max Sida
10-29-04, 11:07
second and last

Max Sida
11-01-04, 04:03
Recent Studies found the difference between male and female brain structures.

Max Sida
11-01-04, 04:20
Know I know why they always told us fruit and vegetabels are healthy.

Max Sida
11-01-04, 04:23
Remote for Ladies and Men.

Ludovico
11-14-04, 22:06
Here's some funny photo's I've collected.

Enjoy!

Ludovico
11-14-04, 22:09
More photo's!

Jack01
11-21-04, 12:42
We have to check before to pay!

Merlin Magician
11-24-04, 15:39
A whole new concept! Selling exclusive franchises now! Hurry dont lose out!

Rock Dog
12-21-04, 07:12
Talking while you drive may be risky.

Rock Dog
12-21-04, 07:14
All I can say is... ouch!

Rock Dog
12-21-04, 07:17
Do you think she found out about last night?

Ludovico
01-02-05, 16:53
Here's a pic from a a movie called "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers". The plot surrounds a private detective who's looking for a girl caught up in the street game. Little does he know that there are chainsaw weilding hookers who cut up their tricks to feed their evil master!!

Apparently, this movie was released in 1988 and I've never seen it. Surely it should have been nominated for at least one Oscar with a plot like that!!!

Rock Dog
01-07-05, 04:23
You'll get the title when you see the pic. Look closely :D

Rock

DropFrame
01-14-05, 10:03
Why Women Can't Fix Cars

Daddy Lows
02-22-05, 18:16
Niiiiice rack, yeah?

Peace

Daddy Lows
02-22-05, 18:36
All I can say is.... OUCH!

Peace

PsyberZombie
02-24-05, 12:02
Betchca can't watch this Just Once !!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bouncebounce.html

Freeler
03-04-05, 08:58
Psyber,

Or dl here if your player doesn't stream:
http://media2.big-boys.com/bouncebounce.wmv

PsyberZombie
03-17-05, 12:17
Price·less !!! (http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Mastercard-Spoof)

Macgoo
06-25-05, 02:16
Warning this is not a pretty site.

I deliberated some time before posting this photo;some may find it funny, others may find it disgusting. However you find it, my intent was to simply to amuse - nothing more.

Daddy Lows
07-15-05, 09:42
BTW, why the hell is her pussy pixillated?!

BTW, PsyberZombie, I've been looking at that Byouncing video like once a week since you posted it. Never gets old, huh? :D

Here's three pics from a junk email I got:

Peace

Daddy Lows
07-15-05, 09:58
Pic #2

Who else thought Betty was hot?

Peace

Daddy Lows
07-15-05, 10:05
Don't get caught in this position, gentlemen.

Peace

StudPlayer
09-03-05, 05:29
Here is a very funny cartoon.

If you don't get it at first, take a second look.

Max Sida
10-18-05, 08:01
Nice picture of the CN Tower in Toronto

1Ball
10-25-05, 23:31
how can u tell if there is a terrorist at the airport

Frank Booth
10-27-05, 07:28
Best Practices

Sky Dumont
11-06-05, 20:18
http://www.erotraveler.com/galls/reality/anja/index2.html
http://www.erotraveler.com/galls/reality/cindy/index2.html

Boys watch this

Thanks

Sky Dumont

Frank Booth
11-07-05, 19:55
Hiding nuts for the Winter

G Schyman
01-27-06, 14:31
A Swedeish soccer fan and Ketchup commercial.

Himself
01-31-06, 23:08
One photo says it all...

Dan D Dick
02-01-06, 05:20
One photo says it all...That photo was taken at Hedo 2 in Negril, Jamaica. Well worth a visit, guys. Will be going back for the 9th time in July.

Dan D.

Ruf66
02-04-06, 01:13
happens here all the time - once the credit card is out - I RUN AWAY!!!

LOL




One photo says it all...

Eaglestar
02-22-06, 06:56
Some nice body paint on some nice bodies

Eaglestar
02-22-06, 07:09
Some I thought were funny,,,,,,

Magixian1
02-26-06, 09:44
Hotdog.

Lazzaro
03-01-06, 16:03
Don't protest in this way.......

Eaglestar
05-18-06, 03:53
Another good reason to monger in Asia, not USA

SidTheSexist
05-18-06, 06:03
For all the fashion gurus.

Crash
05-18-06, 09:34
Soccer World Cup is approaching, here's the perfect defense.

Eaglestar
06-02-06, 04:52
Some "T" Shirt pics

Eaglestar
06-02-06, 05:21
Some were too big to post. Resized them

Eaglestar
06-02-06, 05:52
Just cannot eat pussy :)

Rock Dog
06-29-06, 02:35
You know you're rich when you pay for pussy..... instead of begging for it.

Rock

Eaglestar
07-13-06, 12:41
Maybe this should be the Mongers Motto

Eaglestar
07-19-06, 10:43
Every one here knows Asian Rain shoot off hordes of Jizzzz, right?

Asian Rain
07-24-06, 13:06
Every one here knows Asian Rain shoot off hordes of Jizzzz, right?Hehe... I'm flattered... and that guy could be my twin! Just like looking in the mirror. Really, it's great to see a good sense of humor on the site.

Something attached for those splooge-o-rama fans. Enjoy, AR+

Menagery8
07-25-06, 18:14
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

"Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back," he replied. "I'll take care of expenses."

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

"Just wait until I get home," the doctor said, "and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room.

The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

M8

Eaglestar
08-05-06, 11:56
No words needed.

Blue Eyes
08-05-06, 14:06
He said to his girlfriend:

Yesterday I painted our cars. Now its not longer possible that you mix them up.

Be There
08-05-06, 19:06
Can you have a T shirt made that says:

"If these were balls, I'd be Superman!


Regards and be safe,
Be there

Eaglestar
08-08-06, 13:05
Just had to post one more for our Jizzzzz Master who is hereby foiled.

ES

Eaglestar
08-08-06, 13:06
Can you have a T shirt made that says:

"If these were balls, I'd be Superman!


Regards and be safe,
Be there

I would but if you used my balls it certainly would not be "Superman"

LOL

ES

Eaglestar
08-10-06, 07:58
Just a few more I found that seem to fit AR

Menteng
08-18-06, 21:42
My tribute to Asian Rain.

Mugroso
08-31-06, 04:53
Why is it when I call the VA (Veterans Administration) I get a choice of languages?

Clandestine782
08-31-06, 09:36
A couple of reasons:

1. The United States has ONLY had an official language for a little less than a year. This topic has been going back and forth for the last two centuries of whether there should actually be any official language. It remains to be seen whether the Supreme Court would overrule the legislation that has been passed by Congress the same way that they have overruled some of the state legislature's attempts to use English as an official language.

2. In order to meet recruiting goals, the country has been allowing Mexicans and others green cards in exchange for 2 years of military service. (I read one article where Saddam Hussein thought that the soldiers that captured him were Spaniards!)

Eaglestar
09-04-06, 04:31
Check it out

LifeSavour
10-23-06, 09:14
" Booob " gee jumping!

Mirror Man
10-24-06, 07:11
Just for fun :))

Lorenzo
10-24-06, 19:07
Mirror Man,

Shouldn't there be captions for these cartoons? They're funny, but without captions they seem pointless. Just my opinion. Thanks for posting.

Lorenzo

Mirror Man
10-26-06, 04:56
Lorenzo, sorry, I don't know. (Pics from old cartoon paysite.)

Lazzaro
10-31-06, 11:29
Something captured around the world

LifeSavour
11-10-06, 08:37
Or calling 'Spade a Spade'!

PS - check out the text joke posted concerning calling 'Spade a Spade'!

Wanking
01-15-07, 21:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXNoB3t8vM

NicFrenchy
01-29-07, 16:11
God went to the Arabs and said:
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill?

We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said:

"I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

We're not interested.

Then He went to the Mexicans and said:
"I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?

We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said:
"I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery?

We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said:
"I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said,
"How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

NicFrenchy
01-29-07, 16:13
I thought this one was funny enough to share. Enjoy!

http://www.toilette-humor.com/dear-penis2.html

NicFrenchy
01-29-07, 16:20
Cracked me up

http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=11260_Divorce_Letter1_123_392lo.jpg

Angus Magee
01-29-07, 20:58
Cracked me up

http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=11260_Divorce_Letter1_123_392lo.jpg

That had me laughing so hard I thought I would split my side.

Thanks for the laugh..cinnamon ring....hoot man.

Wanking
02-17-07, 03:13
An Italian teacher has been suspended after this cell phone video surfaced of her allowing her male students to fondle her during class. Look at that thong! This is like the ultimate dream for a 13 year old or me (and im 37:D)

http://www.break.com/index/italian_students_fondle_teacher.html

Dr X Man
02-27-07, 16:39
Every man's dream. It's just missing one top of the tip.

Dr X Man
02-27-07, 17:10
Sex everywhere, all the time could be sex addict.

Dr X Man
03-11-07, 20:07
Best Divorce Letter Ever

Dear Connie.

I know the counsellor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left I swore I’d never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss U. I don’t care about looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. This is what my heart says: "There’s no one like you, Connie. I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they’re not U. They’re not even close. "

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don’t say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give U. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn’t believe and an ass that just wouldn’t quit. Every man’s dream, right? As I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we’ve made important in our lives. It’s all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I’m getting at. Does it make her a better person Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I’d never really thought of that before. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just growing up a little. Later, after I’d tossed her about a half pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty? " It wasn’t just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn’t feel the same because you weren’t there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without U. Jesus, Connie, I’m just going crazy without U. And everything I do just reminds me of U.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagne. She said she figured I wasn’t eating right without a woman around. I didn’t know what she meant till later, but that’s not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and next thing you know, we’re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart’s a total monster in the sack. She’s giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she’s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother’s old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves/ And it’s totally hot, but it makes me sad, too because I can’t help thinking, "Why didn’t Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We’ve had this old vanity for what, 14 years and we never used it as a sex toy. "

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean Vicki’s just a kid and all, but she’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real friend to me during this painful time. She’s given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She’s pulling for us to get back together. Connie, she really is. So we’re doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here’s this teenage girl with about the same DNA as you and all I can do is think about how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky’s really into the whole anal thing, and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I’m thrusting inside your baby sister’s cinnamon ring, all I can do is think about you? It’s truer Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don’t you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is?

Love, Dan

Lazzaro
03-12-07, 17:21
An Italian teacher has been suspended after this cell phone video surfaced of her allowing her male students to fondle her during class. Look at that thong! This is like the ultimate dream for a 13 year old or me (and im 37:D)
http://www.break.com/index/italian_students_fondle_teacher.html
It wasn't the first time.

In the preliminary trial, the month after, it was cleared that often these boys "forced" the teacher to stay silent or they avenge against her.
It'a happened in the south-east of Italy (Puglia Region)

Dr X Man
03-19-07, 16:31
Somethings are priceless for everything else c.c.

Crazy Jim Wood
03-19-07, 19:39
How disgusting, that dog is having unprotected sex. Doesn't he know that she could get a disease or have puppies?
Somethings are priceless for everything else c.c.

Dr X Man
03-19-07, 20:35
I would care about the puppies :) Here is the male brain.


How disgusting, that dog is having unprotected sex. Doesn't he know that she could get a disease or have puppies?

Hornyscot
03-19-07, 23:32
Please remove this photo as it is in bad taste.

Thanks

Dr X Man
03-20-07, 16:52
No wonder none can understand women!

Digital
03-22-07, 00:42
'nuff said!

Wanking
03-26-07, 02:13
Hilarious

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/354658/borat_fights_naked_with_his_friend_azamat/

Dr X Man
03-27-07, 17:54
Did you cum?

NicFrenchy
03-28-07, 06:51
Very funny

Wanking
03-31-07, 23:56
Ending Superman 2 without turning back time, or having to invent a random power Superman doesn't have to erase memory with a kiss.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al7FeEZrH1E

Dr X Man
04-01-07, 18:39
Even porn needs a script.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcm_KEVoC6g

I have a longer version with Ah Oh Eh ha :) but could not upload it.

Dr X Man
04-01-07, 18:46
I found the full script:

http://www.wewin.com/the-script-of-a-porn-movie.aspx

Enjoy :)

Wanking
04-17-07, 16:49
http://www.efukt.com/1725_European_Sharking.html

NicFrenchy
04-20-07, 05:24
Excellent

http://i14.tinypic.com/2n079eb.jpg

Wanking
04-26-07, 00:02
http://www.pornhost.com/5858849137/

Wanking
05-14-07, 16:55
class scene from the movie little children...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luMqsSeNiCM


Rock on slutty kay...

Luper Calia
05-19-07, 11:11
This shows the dangers of using your credit card for mongering!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/Alex/pAlexTemplate.jhtml;jsessionid=DLBBCGWM2JVCTQFIQMFCFGGAVCBQYIV0?pTitle=Alex.Telegraph

Wanking
05-28-07, 23:34
Longer version of the one I posted in April...

http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=TTWIPI2E

Wanking
05-29-07, 00:00
http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=LA217AQD

Wanking
06-05-07, 18:19
http://freebigbrothervideos.***********.com/

Wanking
06-08-07, 16:14
http://www.megarotic.com/?v=RJYCEE7J

Wanking
06-09-07, 15:42
http://www.megarotic.com/?v=ABDX54MJ

Dr X Man
06-13-07, 08:41
The picture says it all.

Wanking
06-14-07, 21:04
Michelle Bass from Big Brother 2004
http://www.megarotic.com/?v=NJUC3TXR

and heres another one of her being slightly naughty
http://www.megarotic.com/?v=ATP1V35G

Wanking
06-16-07, 01:29
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1249/vnljpegfe4.jpg

ButtLover
06-17-07, 17:59
http://www.sihteeriopisto.net/gallery/showphoto.php?lang_so=eng&photo=35&cat=520

Wanking
06-20-07, 03:45
http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=WWUUXVQW

Tlovee
07-04-07, 17:16
Check these funny pictures.

Dr X Man
07-11-07, 00:36
How to get a group discount? Pictures are in sequence order so start with c1, c2, ...etc. They did not upload in order.

Lazzaro
08-06-07, 18:22
This could be:
1) - new campaign to promote this car
2) - expalantion to the newbies "how to do it in the car"

Wanking
09-16-07, 13:56
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9W0Qu6_-goU

Wait for it... 2 minutes in....:D

Njoy

Wanking
10-06-07, 16:33
http://freebizarrevideos.***********.com/home/log/2007/40/michelle-from-big-brother.html

Tiger 888
10-13-07, 07:11
Take DATY to another level.

Eaglestar
12-20-07, 13:26
Nightmare Sign

The Sex Hunter
03-22-08, 03:55
Here we go!

Have fun,

TSH

Dr X Man
04-12-08, 08:04
Hit the target;

http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/fsaw6a1207352384/s8vnbk1207352384.wmv

Heavy weight;

http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/yxyyxg1207352471/zf5vq51207352471.wmv

Dr X Man
04-13-08, 14:48
More fun with trojan;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXKGj2DwFo&feature=related

Sgt Perv
05-20-08, 08:23
For you to enjoy.

Sgt Perv
05-21-08, 09:50
Question: What kind of bow is this?

Wanking
05-22-08, 20:57
In celebration of Eurovision song context week. (final on saturday) I thought I would add the picture of 2004 winners Ruslana.

Real or Fake?

Hard to tell if you ask me

Dr X Man
07-20-08, 04:27
http://www.tube1.com/111605/Fun-race

Dr X Man
07-24-08, 06:14
Some milk

http://www.redtube.com/330

Safe positions

http://www.redtube.com/4845

Dr X Man
07-31-08, 06:18
http://www.tube1.com/101373/Bra-shoppingl--funny-prank

Dr X Man
08-24-08, 04:34
http://www.gumicsizma.hu/data/flash//dearpenis.swf

Otoman
10-10-08, 11:47
Of course, not an advertisement.

Fran123
10-31-08, 23:17
Someone tells me she has the best blowjob skills. She doesn't us any teeth because she doesn't have any.