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Thailand mourns the loss of the grandson of H.M. the King
The Associated Press
The grandson of the country’s king died after giant waves struck the resort areas of southern Thailand, it was announced Monday.
The body of 21-year-old Khun Poom Jensen, accompanied by his mother, Princess Ubolratana, was flown to Bangkok aboard a private airplane, Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra told reporters.
The plane was piloted by H.R.H. Crown Prince Vajiralongkorn, the princess’ brother.
The princess and her son were vacationing when earthquake-spawned tidal waves struck the beaches and islands in the region, popular with Thais and international tourists alike.
Officials earlier indicated that Khun Poom, a lover of outdoor sports, was
jet-skiing when the huge waves surged toward the beach, leaving more than 860
people dead, according to the Interior Ministry.
Thailand’s royal family, and especially King Bhumibol Adulyadej, is highly revered.
A seven-day Buddhist funeral service for Khun Poom Jensen began Monday at the Grand Palace
in Bangkok.
We join the Thai nation in mourning this tragic loss.
Almost everytime I watch a Thai Buddhist monk talking on TV he says something like: Mai mee krai tee rujak prungnee ja pben yang rai.
Also: Nai chiwit nee mai mee arai ne non (this was in the king's new year's address).
More: Thais live today - worrying about tomorrow is 'mai sanook' - and nobody knows if you are dead before tomorrow comes.
Even more: Thais are fatalistic - but think that somehow things will turn out ok - and if they do not bother to take care of themselves - somebody else will (help them).
Last: Ta kit maak, ja puat hua ...
Love Taipei
01-01-05, 18:02
Please advise
Samus Aran
01-01-05, 22:48
Posterlion: (Resonding to Thai Girls and Advice section)
SA remembers u as some guy who couldnt wait to move to Thailand so he could be near the "action." You asked info on apartments, etc... MAny members on this board warned you highly against moving to Thailand for you were only thinking about some Thai bar girl that you met on a previous trip. You fell for her "vodoo" pussy and wanted to live your life with her. U didnt follow SA's advoce pf 3fing these girls. SA and others gave you all of the warnings and advised u against it. U were told exactly what would happen. You told us how great it was being with her. How u were in love with a thai bar girl. How living in some ant infested place was great as long as u were near the girls. You didnt listen to any of us. Now, after being taken by some thai hooker u r angry. You are sad and you want to chronicle it for us. We have heard it many times before so do us the favor and keep ur pain to ur self. You are an SA wannabee telling guys that they should protect tehir hearts. SA was giving this out long ago and could see rite through theh bar girl charades. You like the guy crying on the barstool cause his little humping machine left him and cant get his life in order ever again. Dont come looking for a shoulder to cry on now.
Its unfortunate we cant go back and find those posts so others can see what kind of weenie newbie you were coming to Thailand so u could be near muff. Now u are some tuff dude giving it back to the other weenie newbies who were just like u. You make SA sick in your new employment and now u go and post what u do on the internet.
Let it be known to those people who think Posterlion is some hero, Posterlion was exactly like the guys who he is writing letters too and SA is sure some dude was stringing him along in bar girl letters. Admit it Posterlion. Your story has no teeth to it.
SA
Well, my point is that in some cultures nearer to the equator there is a tendency to have a fairly relaxed attitude toward tomorrow, whether it's "manana" or "Don’t Worry, Be Happy" or whatever. Some of this may be a natural tendency of geography.
I hope that this makes sense.
I looked at the world map on my wall, and I made one observation. Most of the countries near the equator are poor. Well for the poor, it is not much of a difference whether they live one more day or not. Most have them are a resigned lot, so might as well be happy.
The relaxed attitude is also prevalent of the noveau rich, or the people who have inherited family wealth. In he US I see it among the kids of the immigrants who worked hard to make money. I have seen it in India, where the sons of the wealthy have the same attitude. And the same in Indonesia, Mexico, Singapore and some other places.
Budhism, by nature, is a "relaxed" religion. The teachings of Buddha calls for a middle path. So you may have some basis there.
Peace. And a happy new year
Samus Aran
01-02-05, 08:24
Fellas,
The photo section is weak. Firstly, Kojack, ok .... posts some pics of some girl that looks barely over 15, fine... but then a slew of posters ask for her cell phone number. What is up with these guys? Man, there is so much pussy out there are you afraid you cant get it yourself and need others to help you? Are you that incapable of flashing a few baht to round up a street hooker? Where do you guys come from? And you guys love to slap each other on the back for your photos.... big deal. You foto section guys comparing a paid cumshot with a hooker as some new miracle drug. SA knows he touches a few nerves but some of you are downrite pathetic. Bust your nut and move on and forget about her. CAn it be any clearer than that?
SA
Samus Aran
01-02-05, 14:06
Juice:
What game are we talking about? Find them, fuck em, forget em. Can it be any more black and white then that? The odds are in our favor. SA doesnt get how some of you guys consider screwing a bar ho a game. Come on...
The stuff Posterlion is doing is weak stuff.
Posterlion last all credibility here. He was cool for awhile with his poetry but now he has lost it. Finds pleasure in writing stupid letters for bar hos so he can make a few baht off some newbie far away. Please dont put that shit in the SA section. It makes for horrible reading. You feel you are some savior for some bar skank. Good for you.
SA
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Ralph Kramden
01-02-05, 14:18
Gentlemen
I tip my cap to Samus Aran for his tireless preaching of the 3F's way of life to those poor fools like Posterloin who don't listen, and then jump from the frying pan into the fire of life.
I have lost count of my trips to LOS since the first in 1999, long before I ever heard of SA. But from that very first experience with Thai girls, I have always practiced the 3F's. Why? All the good reasons have been chronicled on these pages, and the best is that it just makes common sense.
After observing the Bangkok scene last week, I came to the conclusion that most of these so-called "sex tourists" are actually "companionship tourists." Those many lost souls traipsing around the city with a trollop hanging all over them are desperate for female companionship. Why live with one wench all week long when you can hump 2 or 3 different cuties in one day if you want? I have a friend who did 5 in one day without Viagra.
In my opinion, these human touch starved "companionship tourists" lose their self-respect by parading around town with some hip hugger clad tramp. That is, if they had any in the first place.
Where is the intellectual stimulation of spending a week with someone who has the equivalent of a junior high education or less? How could this experience possibly be more stimulating then releasing all of your animalistic lust on a never ending supply of accomodating humpers, with no strings attached? After all, variety is the spice of life. Isn't it?
Maybe these "companion tourists" and their "hooker companions" actually deserve each other.
Samus
Hollywood (ener) has only 3 plots. This board has only one: white buffalo meets Thai skank who sucks him dry. I hope you know your last posts made me read the Thai women section; the emails there are worth noting but nothing more (been there, done that). I doubt Posterlion can make a book out of them for the following reasons:
1. Private Dancer exists and is given away for free, evidence that this stuff has no market value.
2. Posterlion's abilities and motivation are uncontrolled variables.
3. Nana (Balzac) etc also exist and some of those French novels are really good (for educated high brows like me). However, 19th century France, alas, is no more and the market has changed.
4. Love is eternal and as predictable as spring grass (!). But is love possible with a skank. Sure, we can have the eternal triangle (customer, skank and the dog she does the porno movies with). But is it literature?
5. Posterlion's gf was not a "lady of the night". And, as the writers of the British Empire are, along with their empire, in the trash can of history, there may be little demand for such cross cultural day dreaming.
On a pleasant note: Freeler has been in touch and is going to bonk the Philok dwarf for me. (She has a big heart and could do with a sugar daddy).
On a more sinister note: Is Firedick still posting or did the tsunami get him?
Firedick had a post-tsunami comment in the Philippine photo section.
PosterLion
01-03-05, 00:01
Aw come on SA,
You can do better than that. It seems a shame that someone as esteemed as you should suddenly get so defensive about a bloke like me. If anyone is calling me a hero, (and I consider that highly unlikely), it must be because I have not become overly delusional about the Thai scene.
You will probably scratch your head and wonder what the hell my last remark actually meant. And I for one will not be surprised. I am used to this sort of thing as I have noticed throughout my lifetime that I am almost always misquoted and misunderstood. It is par for my course, although once when I was 19 I shot a 4 under par on my universities' golf course.
Now it is not unreasonable to try and understand why I am talking about golf at this moment, but it is in line with what I am trying to communicate to you. Golf is a game of talent and skill, but more than anything else it is a game of practice.
If you want to be good in the game, you've got to do more than practice the straight shot. You've got to buy a shag bag and you've got to go out and practice the slice and the hook. You've got to go onto a putting green and work on the slope and the grain. But above all you've got to work on your irons, because they are the most important tools of the game!
The driver gets you off the tee and the putter gets you off the green, but it is the irons that get you from the start to the finish. The way I see it, you have given up everything but the driving range, which is the most unproductive way to practice golf.
You have been preaching the 3F method for so long that Jackson has given you an entire space where you can hit your balls, one after another. And from what I can see, that is all you are doing.
You have relegated yourself to the driving range, trying to tell all your fans that that is the place to be. You will always be safe that way. You will never know what it's like to be in the rough or in the sand trap. But the worst thing is that you will never be on the green, which means you will never have a score.
You tell me my story has no teeth. I can take that. But what does that make you if nothing but a one tooth wonder. I doubt your toothbrush gets much wear. But why should we discuss Hygiene at such an important moment in our lives.
You are approaching the age of forgetfullness. It is a time in life when the sensible people decide to retire so as to get out of the way. Unfortunately, you have not realized that, you are still shining the only tooth you have left. What was it called? Oh yeah, the 3F.
I've got no problem with people shining their tooth. One day I will do the same. You would know that if you actually read my posts with your eye on the rough, but you failed to realize the wind direction and you hit a straight shot when you should have carved a slice. That's what happens when you spend all your time on the driving range. I suggest you put your foot back on the course.
At least Sir Domino took the time to note the direction of the wind. He actually read the fucking forum. He is still on the course and as he is an obvious friend of yours. I believe it is high time for him to drag you away from your beloved driving range.
So what does all this mean? It is up to you. If you really want to believe that I got severely burned by a bar girl than that's okay with me. Believe what you want, it is your mind and your tooth. In the meantime, don't look for me on the driving range. I am spending my time on the course.
poster...
P.S. One other thing. There are still pleny of Bette's around and I'd say she hasn't changed much in the last 250 years. That is not a jab, it is an appreciation. At least someone out there takes the time to RTFF before they decide to make a post.
P.S. P.S. SA, You actually can go back and see all my previous posts. Jackson's new upgrade makes this not only doable, it makes it easy. It's high time you get your ass off the range. :)
Doing fine, sit'n on my ass in L.A.
I just get so tired of the pissing matches here.
I'll be in the LOS in March. As fate, and my sorry ass sense of timing, has thrown me a curve ball. I made two reservations on two diiferent dive boats in Phuket about 10 hours before the Tsunami hit. I know, count my blessing.
I will contribute after I've got something to add.
FD
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1. Private Dancer exists and is given away for free, evidence that this stuff has no market value.
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Not at all. The quoted sentence is though a proof of the ignorance and shallowness of mind of its author.
PD is the single most educative document written on loving and/or whoring in Thailand. And if the mentioned poster had done his homework, he would have known that PD was rejected by SL's publisher because it was too explicit in its content - but it will now (according to Bangkok Post a few weeks ago) be printed and sold in Thailand.
Read it and behold its beauty and apocalyptic message ...
Philo: Skinless and Domino are the only ones who reported on the actual settings of Private Dancer and of the people who appear in it. They are the only posters who go into those bars and meet the people involved and report on them. The book is an economic and artistic failure. It works for you because it has a simple message, one Samus Aran preaches literally ad nauseam
Posterlion: There is a yellow line here, something like Eden. Some guys at the lost side of the line are to be pitied. They are the ones who think they are special because they can afford $10 to fuck a Thai skank and they think their mothers should be proud of them coz some pretty piece of Thai teenage fuckmeat parts her pissflaps for them.
On the other side of the line are the winners: people like Posterlion who dip their dicks and then go back to living in the real world.
You have decided which side of the line you are in. Samus, as ever being helpful, has kicked your butt and you are now going to give what you imagine you went to Thailand for a serious shot. Your book may work out; it may be a heap of shit. It does not matter. At least you are now entering a new phase in your life and that is what is important. Please send a substantial check to a charity of Samus' choice.
Domino intends to spend the next few relaxing months in Pattaya, recuperating from his broken heart and fucking cheap Thai fuckmeat. He will mostly meet Freeler there and discuss French philosophy with him and their hired hands (and mouths).
Ralph: excellent post.
I have been a member of this board for about 3 years.
You don't hear much from me because I shut the fuck up (mostly) and get on with having a good time.
Matey, we got the 3F thing the first time.
That's great, glad it works for you.
Do you have any new jokes?
I thought you had 'retired' last year?
Next I heard you inherited a million or something?
Clearly a load of bullshit, cos you're still here, crapping on as ever.
Well you're funny like the "Peanuts" strip is funny, not very much.
Possibly, you entertain many here, but I fully endorse everything Cloud 9 wrote.
I hope you get your inheritance soon, and go and write about golf, anything, just go!
Adios,
Scott
Marry Christmas SamusYup Pizza boy,
You two should [Deleted by Admin].
Don't bother replying, I won't be passing by this thread again, got betta to do than [Deleted by Admin].
Scott
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The front page of WSG states in part:
"Our mission is simple, finding women and getting laid"
I guess this thread is about "[Deleted by Admin]"
cos I don't see much handy advice regarding the former.
3F philosophy?
I espouse the 3M philosophy a.k.a "Stick with a good thing when you find it." (For one thing you get more bang for your buck!)
No [Deleted by Admin]; I didn't say marry her, don't even take her shopping, just go back for more when you get one does it right.
OK that's enough feeding strawberries to [Deleted by Admin], I'll let you [Deleted by Admin]!
Scott
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Terry Terrier
01-08-05, 16:36
Samus
I decided to try the 'Emporium experience' the other day. I took my rented Isaan "skank" over for a looksee. But she refused absolutely to hold my hand, in fact insisting on walking five paces behind me all the way through the store. That is, until we got to the top floor where I bought her a 180 baht visor (don't anyone ever call me a cheap charlie again), after which she was all over me all the way back to the taxi.
Any thoughts?
Waffler
Yellow line, my arse!
I've come to the conclusion that if you won't get serious psychiatric help, then you simply must become a Catholic priest: Your simplistic, black and white moralising and demarcations are ideally suited to this vocation.
Happy new year to all at WSG
Samus: I am in Pattaya now if you or Freeler want to meet. Others I can also meet (500 baht short time, 1000 long time). Major roadworks in Beach Road (again). I am staying at a super deluxe place right on the beach. Lots of ugly gay tourists and their ugly hired holes(?) in the hotel which s good, quiet and somewhat exclusive. I have only fucked one Lao so far (forgettable). Hotels seem to be fully booked but not so many farangs around for high season. Lots of pretty blond ladies though.
Domino,
I had no difficulty booking a room - apart from the fact that it cost me three phonecall to make sure they actually made a note of my reservation:(. Payphones suck.
I'll be there from tomorrow... so get the babes while you can!
Here are some photosof our beloved Pattaya to make you all weep. These inclue a defrocked skank (500 baht 2 shots and lots of bs talk), a kneeling squaw (good to see religion is alive in this cynical age), some beach front holes (Pattaya would not be the same without them), early morning fedding frenzy at Apex) and another hole (Pattaya has plenty of holes). The photos are current btw so ignore the labels.
It is early morning, 5.30 am and many bars are full. I was out at this time yesterday too and a few observations: lots of big and ugly skanks around (really best avoided as these dudes mean no good at all); skanks warning me of increases muggings (I am packing); wtf are guys doing in bars at this hour (God help the skanks who have to drink with htese losers all night andvhtereby obviously lessen their hooking careers); monks out with the bowls (I can't stand these saffroned parasites but I have to respect their customers). Not much else to report. Some of the skanks would be nice if they actualy had personalities and brains.
Freeler: good to see you are around. Hopefully we can meet. Becauseo f the flood of people wishing ot meet me, I haveu pped my price to 3,000 baht short time, 8,000 long time. Customer pays all expenses. You and the others get it free;)
Samus: A few more for you. Scarlett O'Hara is the 3 holer in the previous post. I think this site needs more holes and more religion. Thus the posts. Plenty of ugly pussies around.
Samus: almost there at the top of the mountain. Look ma, I'm top of the world (Jimmy Cagney, White Heat)..............
Freeler
After I left the Intenret shop ast 5.30 or so this morning, I passed the attached monk and his begging bowl in the TV bars behind 2nd road. The scumbag in the photo was very rude to the monk, touching him and hugging him etc. Skinless gave 15 baht to stay sweet with him. The TVs are stil drinking away.
Meanwhile, Skinless picked up this broken hearted babe on Beach Road about 6 am. There was not much there, just a few ugly skanks, and big TVs waiting to mug someone. The deckchair mafia were setting up shop. Skinless took her back and got a bbbj and a good fuck as well. He negotiated 3 hours but sent her home after 1. He paid her 500 baht plus 30 baht "taxi" ie "fuk off" money. I am pm ing you her digits as she is a good performer.
She is from Loei. I have yet to fuck an Isaan babe here (many of the Isaan waitresses etc want to fuck me as I am such a hunk but I tell them Samus would not approve). Also, I wonder how many come to Pattaya as waitresses, maids etc and then switch intohooking. Quite a lot I should say.
Freeler please check your PM.
Samus: you have to admit her big belly is nice. She has, she tells me, small tits and wants a silicone job done. I almost picked up a 60 year old beauty yesterday but I stuffed up:) This one was a good romp and would make good long time fodder if you want some serious fucking. Sad thing is only a few of us can give them the boning they crave.
She gave me some shit aboy\ut breaking up from her bf but she had 500 bt in her purse. Do you think she lied to me
Hi Domino,
I think I know you-you are one of the ugly farang that give us nice guys a terrible reputation. I think it's horrible to read the way you view the girls who work in a job that can only be described as sad. Take a good look at your self and show some respect cause if you keep it up I'm sure you will fall on your sword. I wonder what you do for a job?
Gzono
It would be impossible to give Pattaya's yobs a bad name. I see I am also being flamed in the photo section. Not my fault if skanks are ugly. Blame their genes, not my personality. iball had also some forgettable shit there. For the record: these women are prostitutes. If you pay enough, you can get a pretty one, or one to do whatever physical contortions you wish. Something like buying a pet monkey or dog: all do tricks for their masters.
In my humble experience, the best performers are 25+.
I met a 65 year old cutie yesterday, just down from Bangkok, "strolling" along Beach Rd, loking for somewhere to stay. I almost "had" her but goofed up
As regards meeting: I expect to meet Freeler today(free). Samus also gets a freebie. But as I do not have a lot of time in my action packed day, I cannot meet many others unless they make it worth my while.
As regards the open air TV bars where the Glasgow Celtic guys drink up to 7 or 8 am, I guess the attractuion of thee ugly TVs is thye can drink like John wayne. Quite a few look like Clint Eastwood. Not my type.
Peace and love to all
Domino
Domino,
I hope you were not hurt by my reference in the photo section. No flame was intended. But your taste seems to be an aquired one.
Have fun in Pattaya.
FD
JuiceSpike
01-11-05, 21:23
That was some freaky stuff you wrote, too bad most of it got deleted...:eek: Is it full moon already? Glad to know you have been a board member for 3 years and only have 10 posts. Yoga is a great way to relax and meditate in general.
juice
Hello all
First of all, I have posted a Santa photo. Also a monk and fire, and a big fat altar. The monks do not get muich in their begging bowls these days. No respect for religion. Or, it seems, for Samus:(
Although, as you all know, I have very few faults, I must admit to one. I tell the Buriram/Korat etc ladies on duty here (and in Bkk) ghow much short time costs back where they come from. They do not like to be reminded that Isaan motor bike taxi dudes fuck them for 200 baht a shot.
I picked the "lady" up on Beach Road and paid her peanuts, which is all she was worth. Her ebony hue attracted me and my Viagra filled pants but that was my mistake as she was a non performer. Caveat emptor! Anyway I am sure Samus will like her so I am posting her here to please him and annoy her. (her tits were empty, terrible thing in a lady that age). I missed a real cute granny to go for her.
Which brings me to my next point. Sorry to state the obvious to the Photo section people and noballs in particular but skanks do the early morning shift for at least two reasons: a. they have already short/long timed; b. they are after the early morning crowd. So, someone who picks up a skanks at 5 am or so is not necessarily picking up a dud. I picked up this dud at 9 pm or so.
Firedick: please feel free to make any comment you like about the lovely ;) ladies I post. I must admit few of them will win beauty prizes. Just after I left the Internbet shop yesterday, I ran into a 20 something stunning beauty and I was going to pick her up but what do I need a peacock for? She can preen her own feathers.
This is all particularly sad as I teamed up with Freeler last night. We scoured Beach Road and he seemed to know a lot of the ladies, the plump ones in particular, loitering there. Small world. The roadworks are a real pain btw. He talked to 20 or so of them and then told me, just before I chose Ebony, that he had made his choice. A thorough man. Earlier, we exchange pleasantries about Phitsanalok and Thailand's other hot spots. We had a good cheap meal at the top of Soi 7 and both of us bemoaned the pitiable state of the Soi 7 skanks. Avoid Soi 7 if you have any taste.
Dom,
I'll stick to the peahens.
In your defense, the "early bird" in the B/W stripped mini who's pic you posted is a cutie !
FD
this is from a fellow monger who is not a member of the wsg, but i felt this post would deem suitable for the samus aran board. read away.
nj4: sup bro
mm:1967: sup man
mm:1967: what's good?
nj4: same same
nj4: you?
mm: yeah...just chatting on bkkchat now
mm: just looking around
mm: you know me, i am a internet ho lol
mm: particually in bkk
nj4: its a good place to hook up.....make some dates for feb.
mm: oh man...it's like shooting fish in a barrel
mm: all you gotta do is just be nice man, and they just melt
mm: all they really want is someone to talk to and to be close too. at least most of em hahaha!
mm: check this out
mm: i heard that thai men do not desire women after the age of 30..can you believe that shit?
nj4: sure...i prefer younger women
mm: oh come on man...you gottaa give it up for the older thai women...that some good pssy gone to waste!!!.
nj4: yea...and at 30, they look 20
mm: yeah that's what i'm saying.
nj4: but at 30, they more than likley have kids and baggage
mm: yeeeeeah true..and they'll have much of a harder time looking for that special one...so it makes it that much, much more easier to get in the pants once you serenade them with kindness
nj4: sure, but you gotta make a commitment to yourself before you go there........
nj4: no matter what.....dont send money to any girl after you come home....its a game. dont get played
mm: shhhittt come on man?? who is this?...i am from the g.h.e.t.t.o...i will not give up any money to no ho fucking hooker unless i choose too. fuck all that man. my money stays in my motherfucking pocket bro!
nj4: lol...better brothas than us done got sucked into that game...beware
mm:man...look that sad ass story about the buffalo, or the ones about giving up a kidney to the dad or all that other bullshit...them hoes better save that for some other sucker. i'm not the one to be played!!...there will be some serious reprocussions for bs like if you come at me looking for a handout..i just find fuck and forget....or in my case seek, screw, and scram! he he!
mm: my motto
nj4: fa sho, but on the real....its easy to fall for a pretty, young girl. it aint no joke playa
mm: yeah yeah i understand the game..i feel you
nj4: so many guys fall for the game...and they think thier girl is different....
mm: maaaaan look, they dont understand the culture behind all that...they get caught up in it soooooooooooooo much they think they are saving there lives, all your doing is adding more heartache, and more burden!!!!!!!!..........espacially to your wallet!!!!!
nj4: yup yup
mm: see? come on man...this dude your chattin with has he been doing his homework?
nj4: mannnnn...i wish i was going with you!
mm: man...what can i say
mm: i'll be going back possibly in july
nj4: you gonna slide over to cambodia for a minute?
mm: ehhhh maybe not sure..but i will be going to udon and korat just to check shit out there that is on my agenda
mm: got a digi cam yet?
mm: yup got a 5.2 i already had one long time ago
nj4: sweet
mm: yeahhhhh boyeee hehehehehe!
mm: brb in a min
nj4: i want to see bald pussy...hook a brotha up
nj4:ok
mm: man you know you got that
mm: i wanna get a dark skinned honey. man watch...i am about to get steeeeeeewpidt lol!!
nj4: you got someone meeting you at the airport?
mm: yup she is letting me stay with her for a few days
nj4: is that wise?
nj4: you gonna be hooked into her for the whole time
mm: hahahahha...look man if anything she is more hooked on to me
mm: peep this
mm: she works for a travel service ok...so you know i'm going to be fucking around while she's gone...plus..plus i can come back anytime i wish
mm: she said all that
mm: except the fucking around part
nj4: deadly game, my brotha
mm: man i got no fear of anything
mm: been playing the game for almost 20+ years
nj4: best thing you can do...get a big ass nametag and write "butterfly" on it...make that shit clear from jump street
mm: hahahahahahahaha!!! shit man why bother? it's not to say i have an ego, it's just that i am confident you know....man i have done soooo much shit on the sneak..it's sickening...and she is from a different culture. she is more academically smart than street smart. how is she gonna pull anything on me?
nj4: hahaha...this is their life man...they wrote the book and made the rules.....but, if you make it clear that you butterfly, its a free pass for you....but dont think you can beat them at their own game....you cant.....they all know each other...belee dat
mm: looooook looook... bangkok is to fucking big for all that. i have kept this rule with me for all my life.."don't fuck around close to home" and it has stayed with me all my life. i don't do that shit man...is it like your saying i'd fuck around with the next door girl/neighboor?
nj4: all im sayin is, keep your pimp hand strong.....and call me if you need to get bailed out.....**** knows some big people.
mm: man i'll be cool man. i aint swaetin none of that shit..i have been through too much for all that bs to come my way....all for some pussy??????....you know as well as i that shit is whack!
nj4: yep, but there are alot of ways to get thrown in jail over there....espiecially for a black american.
mrdm1967: how so? what would i have had done?
mrdm1967: i'm not looking for trouble
nj4: i know, but all a girl has to do is tell any cop that you hit her or raped her and its into the pokey with your ass
mrdm1967: [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123)???? dude that some sick ass shit to bring up!!!! come on man!!
nj4: nope....american laws dont work over there, and meanwhile, you are still rotting in a thai prison..
mm: man. look i'm not worried about none of that...of course, i'm aware of all the dangers that come along with going to a foreign country. i am aware of all that. things sometimes come with risks..but i am a sneaky ass dude so..all that drama they pulling? fuck that!
nj4: i know...but its my nature to worry about my friends.....keep my number in your pocket
mm: yeah good look on that man i appreciate that
mm: but over all i know for a fact i am going to have a good time
mm: i feel it man.its coming soon hehehehe
nj4:ok man shower time....4:15 comes early
nj4: peace
mm: ok man be good
mm: talk you you in a bit
nj4: k
let me hear it fellas!
meatman
Gents
A few comments:
1. To get to Pattaya: go up to Deprtures and hassle taxis to bring you for 1000 baht (or less) plus tolls. This is important as, if you overpay, they will know they are dealing with a chump and will play you for more. (see posts on Pattaya section).
2. Get into a high hotel/hooker density area, set up camp and do your thing. Most Pattaya skanks are insisting on 500 baht short time, 1000 long time. If you overpay, they will know you are a chump and play you.
3. Third world women age very quickly and life is hard for them. Therefore, there are few 50 plus Thai cuties on the game here.
4. Freeler bagged a 60 something Mike Tyson lookalike last night. There are plenty of cute hags on Beach Rd.
5. Being black is irrelevant. No one cares as long as you are not a trouble maker (like soccer yobs). A good sprinking of bruddas around right now.
6. As I could find no suitables last night, I phoned up Moon at 9.45. She agreed for long time from 11 onwards. Said she had to shower, ie finish the short time she was doing. I took another snap of her but she is suspicous I will post it. She is a great performer, excellent (fantastic) bbbj and fuck. She does not do anal:( yet;)
7. Yes Firedick, she is cute. She has a lovely Caesarean cut just over her mound which I kissed to make better. I also had to sing her to sleep (and bonk her four times in all, not bad for 1030 baht). Sorry Samus for fucking her again; maybe it was an accident.
8. Big tsunami scene on here. The Yanks are coordinating airlifts from Pattaya airport which was a major Vietnam era hub. Lots of Phuket chicks in town. Lots of places doing charity gigs but some confusion as to where to send money. Hopefully, better auditing wil come out of it.
9. The young good lookers on Beach Rd really [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off. There is one Chiang Rai beauty, shirt times only but I need her for at least 3 hours to properly roll her. As you can see, life is hard here in Pattaya.
10. MM: you are making a mistake (big or small is up to you) in having that chick meet you at the airport. If you are a true gehetto kid and not a wannabe like a certain poster here, you will know that crime is mostly a male thing. So chances of you beng wasted are small. However, you come from a very wealthy place ocmpared to here. Plus many women have no steady income at all so if she can get a few weeks out of you, great. As her friends and relatives arem ost likely dirt poor, they need soem of the action (ie you) as well. To me, this is all fair. You come here to fuck them so they have a right to negotiate or leverage price. Many of these women are nice and their stories are, by and large, true. (Good lies have to be 90% truth). My advice to you would be contact her, say you wil lbe delayed a few days and then arrive as per plan, and head for Pattaya if you want wall to wall pussy (with little anal thrown in). Then phone her back and say you have booked int XYZ hotel in Bkk. Bottom line: your color is irrelevant (the color of your money is); thisw is not Dorchester, the hookers are nice (few crackheads, many do not smoke or drink). Play to win. If you follow instructions, get a hotel safe and do not get drunk late at night, you will have a good time.
Just my blah blah
Domino,
A couple of posts ago you said that I made my choice. I had not, but went on to look on my own without having to keep an eye on you all the time:D!
I did pick up the best looking 37 yo on the planet tho, but she turned out to be total dud. And a pain in the neck. And someone I kicked out without giving het a single satang - eventho I offered her B50 fukoff money. Which she refused.
Later I came back to the Beachfront to see a very low tide...
And to find a 40yo SakhonNakhon lady. Used to having dogs for breakfast she had no difficulty going with me. I fucked her. And she fucked me back the way women should. Wild and furious. I needed a 30 min afterlay to catch my breath.
The funny thing is, at first she wanted to split lew-lew after I fplanted the seed, but after receiving her well earned B350 she stayed and was of much comfort to me and certain unnamed parts of me. BTW, she has a BIG fukken hole!
Yesterday, I first fucked birthday girl N and I made her happy. And she made me happy, like she did twice before. Later I introduced you to her, but you refused to take my word that she is a good (=bad) girl. That was NOT nice!
In the evening I boned the short haired woman from AngThong for B350+tip. Big tits and ripe nipples. She didn't like to have her picture taken, but she didn't realize that that little digithing of mine takes clips without making a noise. I got some nice footage there!
I didn't fuck a single 60yo (or older) on this trip yet. That they tend to speak to me because they have their version Oedipussy doesn't mean I always answer their calls!
Regards and see you tonite. For FREE!
so freeler is gone and i have pattaya to myself. good pussy is hard to find with all these beacgh road bomb craters so i took the lao lady again. she agreed to 3 hole but as she squirmed when my giant toadstool approached her butt, i made do with 2 holes. i also knee fucked her. this was a new one for me. she told me some guy paid to put his dick behind her knee and jack off that way. i tried both knees and, although i found the left knee better, knee fucking is not for me.
she also told me of many of her other adventures. she has gone with ladies three times (she been top in strap ons but refused to be strap on fucked; she thought it funny a lady having 3 dildos with attachments and the whole idea of a plastic dick was a source of great amusement to her). she has gone with couples on several occasions and has found the idea of her and the white lady having to masturbate each other as the man jacked off a source of amusement and bemusement. she has also been hired by a photo freak, along with a toy boy and another chick to do a thai orgy as the guy snapped them (and paid top $$).
she also worked in a bar in soi 8, for which she was paid twenty five (25) baht after all deductions, the same as the other ladies. this again strengthens my opinion that freelancers are the best.
i have enclosed one of the smaller speedo beach boys as i know many of you like their physiques. there were bigger whales washed up on beach road
JuiceSpike
01-14-05, 14:07
Left knee better? Laughing my ass off.
juice
I left Freeler and Oi_nk, the love of my life yesterday. Freeler left me to for into his hotel and wash, so he could pick up a hooker to poke (takes all types, I guess).
My 300 bt minibus ride to the airport came at 6.15 and we left Pattaya at 7, having toured all the cheap Charlie places. I got a 30 bt meal at the stop half way. (always stack up with food as Bangkok Airport is outrageously expensive for Thailand. Its internet price is not bad if you have 90 minutes to kill and KFC is ok price but everything else is a big rip off).
Speaking about big rip offs, Oi was in that league. I picked her up an an Internet joint she worked in. At first, she wanted 30,000 baht to rent a new restaurant. Then we went to Big C where she wanted me to buy her a mobile. (I vanished into the underwear section until she sealed the deal). Next time, my dick got the better of me, I ended up taking her to breakfast, where she told me she was not a hooker but as the rent was due that day and as she had no mioney..... Skinless gave her 1,500 baht and told her she would get the rest that night at 8 pm. But I forgot to tell her I was leaving town at 6.30. This Alzheimer's is no joke.
The election is on. Freeler should stand. He would get Pattaya's Beach Road skank vote; he was like a politician, strutting between the potholes, glad handling the skanks who seemed delighed to see him and the pistol in his pocket.
Freeler is a well behaved guy. Not like the half naked Canadian who jumped on top of a cop's 4wd outside the Soi 9 station and proceeded to dance on the bonnet. The cops arrested him. Why I don't know.
And Jimmy's Place will have to get a new name. Jimmy was stabbed to death by another Irishman who killed him because of something the British Army did in 1972. The guy looked like a very contrite lunatic. Hope the Bangkok Hilton treats him well. Or at least better than the Pattaya sun.
Moon got me to shave her pussy. I still have the blade. Should I try selling it on ebay?
JuiceSpike
02-04-05, 23:15
Domino,
That was funny... I wonder if she still waiting for you or just moved on the next one.
juice
Samus: Congratulations on getting beyond the 500,000 mark. Another 500,000 and you will have as many posts as most Pattaya skanks have had farang sausage.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4243891.stm
I thought pizza loving firefighters would love that one.
So, Samus: Have you discovered any new Pattaya eateries; how is the beach there?; the golf?; have you foud that Isaan diamond in the rough? (I had no Isaan pussy last time round:(; taught your skanks any new games recently?; do you miss getting flamed?
Domino,
Funny you should bring that up...
My former (because barfing:() girlfriend N took up the lesbian thing for one reason and one reason only: B2000 shorttimes.
In and out in 20 minutes.
I sat next to her, chatting happily, as she turned down a B500 st offer from a guy.
That bum is still wondering why she didn't take his money.
It's simple dude--> You're Cheap Charlie:D!
Greetings from Negros, Republic of Philippines. I don't think I have ever bonked so many beautiful chaste women in all my life. I am leaving the sewers of Manila for the losers. Plenty of 300-500 peso short timers around LA Cafe if anyone could be bothred. This country runs on emigres sending home their loot and the rich getting richer by organizing sending them to the four corners of the earth. One in 8 Phils work overseas. Even the tiniest Manila job will get 2000 + applications. I have chalked up 4 marriage proposals so far.
I have fucked lots of yahoo chat babes, skanks of all shapes, menstruaters, lactaters etc, the usual dross.
Samas: check out the upper class resorts around Los Banos, near Manila, Olympic size swimming pools, the great unwashed kept outside etc. Cheap flights from Bkk.
They call us all "Hey Joe" as in GI Joe who rapd his way through here 60 years ago. The battle of Manila when the Japanese PKOs were kicked out is still big here.
The women are nice. LIke life itself. It is much cheaper - and sadder - here. Needless to say, I am ignoring the quoted prices, and Angeles altogether.
Samus Aran
02-24-05, 12:28
Fellas,
SA needs to give you a report on Wednesday action. Firstly, with all the bars and hos closed on Wednesday, there was a slew of slobos who were at a loss sitting on the steps of 711 not realizing that the holiday would mean no love for them. They congrageted like little lost sheep devouring any skank that mite walk by. This was only toopped by VAlentines Day as these losers were buying boquets of flowers for their hired holes. Sadder yet was watching them get angry cause she had previously received many flowers from other slobo losers. What a sad lot of men. The girls are smart though. As soon as she is out of her site, she goes and sells the flowers back. Great stuff... what gives with you guys who feel the need to romance a thai bar ho? SA is just too cool for that shit... walking along sukumvit SA is seeing more and more sad slobos ghetting all mushy with same isaan skanker. The streets are more polluted than ever with beer guts and unshaved faces... Clean it up guys.
SA sees that his viewing is reaching astronomical figures. Wow over 500,000 reads. SA must be touching the nerves of some guys. Should take this public and start a reality show or something.
SA
Samus Aran
02-24-05, 23:50
Fellas:
After catching up on the reading SA has missed over the past several weeks, SA was certainly rocked by the story of Nefarious falling for some bar girl and professing his love for a Thai hooker for the whole world to read. He sounded like he had a bad case of puppy love. What a newbie! Nefarious laying and cuddling a thai ho....., Yuck! Why can't some of you guys figure this sex for money game out? Is it that difficult? Love...in Thailand.... with a Thai hooker? Now that is an oxymoron.... Love and Thai hooker...
Speaking of love, SA came across a few quotes about love and its dangers...
"Love is that delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering she looks like a haddock."
"MAny a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it."
"Love is a triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"Love is what happens to a man and a woman who don't know each other."
or the best one form a song by J Geils Band, "Love stinks!"
Please you newbies who have weak knees for bar hos, read these carefully and listen to their meanings.
So, SA saw the whole Valentine charade of flower giving of farang professing his eternal love for the bar skanks. SA also saw some clever girls handing out their own Valentines gifts for their regular customers.
Firstly, SA witnessed this one hooker handing out Atkins diet books to several of her clients. Guess she felt squashed all the time.
SA saw free passes being distributed to the hefty men at this one bar to use the new California Wow fitness centers. Hint, hint
At some bars on Valentines Day, free diet pills were intermingled with the pork rinds and vats of beer.
Other Valentines gifts seen by SA along the Sukumvit strip were free salad only meals vouchers at Foodland instead of the regular feeding frenzies at the all u can eat food troughs. SA had to hand it to these girls.
One beautiful girls handed out sexy underwear with size 34 waist to her clients with a nice note saying," Hope you can eventually fit into these."
Its all good though.
SA
Terry Terrier
02-25-05, 09:12
Samus
The soaps, reality shows and all the other basest forms of TV entertainment attract the highest viewing figures. Your highly entertaining thread has a similar place on WSG for the same reasons.
Keep it going. But you really should post more.
Samus,
Not only foreigners lose their heads around Thai women as we can clearly see from this report in today's Pattaya Mail:
"Wife stabs cheating husband on Valentines Day
On the evening of February 14, on-duty Pattaya police received a report that a man had been stabbed at the Jenjira Karaoke on Soi Phothisarn, Naklua. Officers rushed to the scene to find a Thai man, later identified as 32 year old Damrongdet Chantharothai from Chonburi, lying on the floor, his stomach profusely bleeding from a knife wound. Officers rushed him to Chonburi Hospital for treatment.
During questioning, Damrongdet said he had come to the karaoke establishment because he had a problem with a karaoke lady, identified only as ‘Noi’. He said just then his wife entered and in a jealous fit of temper stabbed him in the stomach and fled.
The case is still under investigation and Damrongdet’s wife is being sought for questioning."
JuiceSpike
02-26-05, 16:34
SA,
You almost got me with the flower story... and those " " about love made think and feel...:D
Good to see you back with hooker advice and love stories...
juice
From my good friend from Britian. Read away.
I've been reading the stories on this site for about 2 years now and I'm still amazed at just how stupid some western guys can be. All this talk about getting ripped off by some badass Bar Girl (BG), or even a 'Good Girl' and a myriad of other nasty happenings just amazes me.
So you've heard all the stories about the Thai beauties that can be had for a few baht. You've probably just been through some form of bad relationship at home and all you really need is some fun and to regain your confidence. So a trip to Thailand is booked and finally your leave cold wet (probably) corner of Farangland behind and arrive at Don Muang. Before you left home you probably spent a long time working out just what you needed to take with you and how you were going to fit it all in your suitcase. But it seems to me that a lot of you blokes leave one important thing behind - your brain!
The chances are that if you are honest, you are a, wait for it.....sex tourist....no? Well call it what you want but I know which horse my money would be on. So why is it that you cannot accept that the 20 year old stunner that you took out of the bar on your first night did it for the cash? Why is it that the next morning you're sat in the nearest internet cafe researching just how you're going to get this little beauty back to Farangland? Could it be that you are absolutely convinced that she loves you for real, she's different from all the girls in the stories you've read during your pre-visit internet research? Could it be that when the subject of cash was mentioned the next morning, this little beauty seemed prepared to have done it for nothing - did she say "up to you teerak"?
First mistake - before your trip you might well have read many stories on this site and others that warn you about this but your girl was different wasn't she? Never, never do it this way - these girls work on the principle that for every guy that actually thinks he's won the lottery and doesn't pay them, there's another 99 that will give them far more than they would have got if the price had been negotiated before leaving the bar. Don't believe me? How much did you give her? Let me tell you here and now that despite all the things you have been told and the websites that give the average price for a 'Short Time' at various venues across LOS, it is still possible to have the company of a very attractive, young BG for 1,000 baht for the entire night. Did she happen to casually mention the Japanese tourist that had paid her 7,000 for the night or the Yank that gave her 4,000 for an hour? Sound familiar? It should do – it’s straight out of the manual. I have never paid more than 1500 and that was only the once. You have to get things into perspective - have you any idea just how much 1,000 baht is to the average Thai? I suggest you find out.
Always sort out the financial side of things and make sure you know exactly what the cash pays for before you leave the bar. But please - do it discreetly, these girls are human beings and they don't like all and sundry to hear the negotiations taking place. I've seen more than one of my drunken, thoughtless countrymen waving 1,000 baht notes about and shouting the negotiations out at the top of their voices - even in the situation, these guys still make me feel ashamed.
Ok, I would be the first to admit that there are some girls working the bars that are hoping their Knight will arrive and are genuinely looking to enter into a relationship but have you ever considered how difficult a cross cultural relationship can be? I could tell you a thousand stories about that but to sum it up - take your goldfish out of its bowl and see how long it lasts. Thai people have fun, eat out most of the time and have the weather to go with it. If your teerak is a BG then remember, the fun you had with her, the laughs, the jokes - were all set against the background of the bar scene whilst you were in holiday mode. Back in Farangland and the realities of life - things will almost certainly be very different.
Anyway, back to my gripe - stupidity and how easily you are parted from your money in the belief that you have the only BG in LOS that is genuine - she's even jealous isn't she? Well no actually she's not - its called 'losing face', if you chat to another girl in the bar or even smile at one on the street, she will 'lose face' - very important to a Thai, read about it. So, you've finished at the internet cafe and you now know a little about what's involved in getting her a visa to Farangland. You head back over to the hotel because she must be ready to get up by now surely? Maybe? When she does, her 'genuine' love for you is confirmed because she wants to take you sightseeing - read this as shopping with meals and more drinks thrown in. By lunchtime she wants to stay with you for the length of your holiday and by the time you arrive back at your hotel with bags full of fake Gucci, D&G and other goodies, the little treasure has offered you the opportunity to visit one of Thailand's stunning islands for a few days. I could go on but surely you've got the picture by now?
To be fair I can understand how you find it difficult to think that this girl is anything other than genuine but that's probably because of your perception of a hooker. Back home most of them are dirty drug addicts that want to get 'the business' over with as quickly as possible, it’s probably conducted in some grotty flat somewhere in a really rough part of town and she looks nothing like the little beauty that you've just spent an entire night with. Well that's probably the biggest point, it is very different in Thailand - I would describe it as 'rent a girlfriend' and if you're lucky, a really horny girlfriend and fun to be with girlfriend at that. But at the end of the day - when she's dried her eyes at Don Muang as you say your goodbye's - there is one major similarity to the hooker back home - its a transaction. Take it for what it is, have a bloody good time and enjoy every minute.
Having said all of that - you may find a 'good girl' but try to get your brain sent over by DHL before its too late. If you think you've been lucky - apply some good old common sense. If the girl of your dreams seems to be losing interest because you're refusing to buy that top of the range new mobile or take her down to Samui for a few days - apply the same rationality you would back home. I'm not suggesting that you're mean but if the relationship's built on cash its unlikely to succeed. Ahhhh yes cash - the source of many a problem in a Farang/Thai relationship. Before you embark on a long term relationship with a Thai lady, try to learn the subtleties of how Thai people treat the financial side of things. Apart from the stories you will hear about huge dowries and families demanding large monthly donations from Farangland once you and your lady are back (these are quite separate), you will have problems if you don't learn that the Thai attitudes to cash is a lot different to ours. Your lady might well place financial stability very high on her list of what makes a good partner and this is quite usual. You will always be number 2 and the family will be number 1 - learn to be part of the family and you may become number 1 too. Being part of the family takes on responsibilities and one of them may well be to support your new Thai family financially to some extent. Remember, your lady has probably been doing this already before she met you - there is no state pension in Thailand and kids look after their families. Just learn what is right and what's taking the p*ss. Refuse? Well don't be too hurt if your new love heads for the airport - it doesn't mean she never really loved you, she has to take care of her family - a concept that has been lost in most of the west.
To those of you that may have met your 'good girl' by other routes and have decided that she's never going to cheat on you because proper Thai girls are so loyal - here's a little thing I came across sitting in Gulliver's when I was over in December with the wife visiting the family (yes, I'm married to a Thai - a real 'good girl' too and so far its been a success - but it ain't easy). We'd been out for the evening with my wife's best friend and as is the way, she had also brought a couple of friends along too. Now I know these girls and in no way are they now or have they ever been, connected to the bar/freelance scene. They are simple, hard working Thai's that put in the customary 6 x 10 hour days every week for 8 -10,,000 baht per month. Anyway, the friend of the friend, who I knew but hadn't really talked to much before was very attractive and nicely dressed this evening (Thai style though - no mini skirt or bare shoulders). She was getting more than a few admiring glances from some of the customers. While I'm at the loo a farang guy comes across and gives her his phone number. This girl looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - just the type you'd love to take home to mum so I warn her that due to the location this guy probably thinks she's a freelancer and that's that or so I think. A few weeks later the wife has her weekly phone call to her friend back home and then tells me what happened. It seems that Miss Butter was already engaged to a Thai guy, had cheated on him with another Thai guy before she met us in Gulliver's that evening, had met the farang the evening after and is continuing to see all three. Loyalty?? People are the same the word over.
Your British friend sounds like a total loser, BUT he speaks the truth.
JuiceSpike
02-27-05, 20:27
MeatMan,
That was a lovely love story... If it was meant as "food for thought" it would make me puke.
What is it that a guy coming from a developed, rich and educated country falls so easy for bar girls.
I'm thinking of opening a flower shop on Sukhumvit with hotel delivery.
:eek:
juice
What is it that a guy coming from a developed, rich and educated country falls so easy for bar girls.
I'm thinking of opening a flower shop on Sukhumvit with hotel delivery.
Why do you think?
Imagine his alternative in his home country. Outside Asia a fat, ugly, low-class forty/fifty-something year old isn't going to be walking around with anything sweet like he could over here. So, of course, the hormones take over, he believes she likes him and ba-da-bing he falls.
What a fucking loser- yes- but he's finally getting the action he's spent the last few decades fantasising about, so, of course, he falls. And, most likely, falls hard.
A flower shop eh? Okay, please pre-order me twelve dozen red roses.
In fact, screw the roses, send me the thorns.
CB.
Meatman: A tear came to my good eye as I read your eloquent description of my recent fall from grace. I also see Freeler is wasting his time posting in the Morality of Prostitution section and the debate about Angeles v Pattaya simmers on. Let me add a few tangential thoughts:
1. Manila is a great city if you like stepping over lepers, watching naked kids bathe with rats, have the great unwashed camped right on your hotel door.
2. It is a great city if, like John T Dynamo, you like picking up homeless women from derelict shelters, fucking them in your hotel and dropping them about 1000 pesos (700 baht) to get them to leave quietly after bonking them all night to relieve the boredom. But most people bore of that.
3. LA Cafe is like Biergarten without the class (sic). If you like ugly puppies begging you to take them home and rod them, LA Cafe is for you. A strong stomach is a help.
4. Short time is probably the best as you don't want to be seen with them and the key is to get rid of them.
5. Hookers are probably better than the good and chaste as you can always switch off the meter and, with a friendly pat on their hind quarters, send the hookers on their way. Girlfriends have to be treated like humans and that may be a financial and moral issue for some.
6. Girlfriends are just that, girlfriends and have to be treated with some sort of respect. Hookers are, in contrast, sperm spitoons, human urinals for our basest needs.
I just thought I would post this even if it is a pity that lost innocence can never return.
Hey, any thoughts on that BKT whacko?
JuiceSpike
02-28-05, 18:12
Yeah, many fall from grace or from where ever they come from. Someone in here mentioned falling in love with Thai bar girls as an alternative...
Let me remind you lover guys that the sex in Thailand is just that. Sex.
LOS: land of smiles
LOS: land of sex
LOS: land of scams
About Spermaholics:
I really beleive that when mongers get it all in perspective (realize that bar girls are doing a job and they are only good for sex, at least 98% of them) you will have a much better time relaxing, enjoying the variety and not making a girl think she just score with Mr. Sucker or get her hopes up thinking she will be saved by a "rich" westerner...
juice
I thought this was a good movie and much better than The Aviator, directed by Martin whats his name. Is Hotel Rwanda worth seeing|? There was a good twist in the $1,000,000 Baby movie too. Is there room in Hollywood for a Thai Skank movie, a cross between $1,000,000 Baby and Babe? Alternatively, do the fine women of Pattaya lend themselves only to porno and as inputs into Sims games? Is it possible to make a movie about a Thai skank which has an interesting (not Pretty Woman) story line or is asking such a quesiton like asking if tupperware containers have a soul? I guess the main problem is most movie goers (17-25 year olds) don't want to know about receptacles and the Viagra laced dudes who frequent them. Still, if octogenerians like Clint Eastwood can make their day, why not wsg posters and their business acquantances?
Sorry to anyone who finds this off topic but I need a break from posting/reading about places like LA Cafe, Thermae etc. The only difference between the skanks inside and outside those places is a shower, a little bit of soap and some unfortunate's towel that they use to dry their hairy check books with.
Jaimito Cartero
03-09-05, 09:26
Is Hotel Rwanda worth seeing|?
I saw all the nominated best pictures and thought they were all quite good. I think that MDB and HR were a bit more emotional, and therefore perhaps more seriously taken.
The Traveler
03-16-05, 06:01
SA,
seems that your little sand box dies down without folks like me, who brought some life to that playground for maniacs.
Not much activity here, one post per week, except at the end of last month and then silence for a long time again.
Where are your 3F's and the other crap ?
People are talking about movies, isn't that sad for a sex related site and for someone like you, who is so proud about a number (of views) somewhere in the internet ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4360947.stm
Samus: Perhaps it is time to showyour more humane and compassionate side. Scientists now even say animals have feelings, that cows like solving problems and sheep form deep relationships We all know dolphins enjoy sex and then there is that sex loving tribe of monkeys in East Africa. Perhaps Isaan ladies are no different: they just enjoy being fucked for money by overweight viagra soaked losers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4360947.stm
Samus: Perhaps it is time to showyour more humane and compassionate side. Scientists now even say animals have feelings, that cows like solving problems and sheep form deep relationships We all know dolphins enjoy sex and then there is that sex loving tribe of monkeys in East Africa. Perhaps Isaan ladies are no different: they just enjoy being fucked for money by overweight viagra soaked losers.
What a pathetic loser. I feel sorry for you. Even if you must have had really heart breaking (and bittering) experiences in the Land of Severs, there is no point in thinking that working girls are worse than white trash having to pay to get laid (you, i.e., in case you didn't get it ...)
I guess you are from hamburgerland - and your dumb brain still hasn't accepted that all the fat white trash (including the sluts and the hos) there are descendants from continental leftovers ...
Compared to you, any streetwalker is an intelligent, educated and decent lady ...
JuiceSpike
03-19-05, 17:35
Philo,
You need to go to one of Traveler's tea parties and CHILL.
Domino is by nature a man that pushes the bottons on everyone and weak men like you have no sense of humor or the intellignece to see the irony of his posts.
Your reference to the land of "hamburgers" shows how cliched you can be.
Go find a any streetwalker to have an intelligent, educated converstion which would suit you best.
juice
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4364327.stm
Someone asked about fucking Thai granny hookers. Well two guys in Australia did not enjoy their hooker so they killed her and her younger helper. 25 years apiece!
Philo: I don't know why ewe are upset. Lucky I am not a cow as they have feelings. Hey, maybe I am a dolphin as they like sex too. (not that I've ever fucked one but...........)
Your reference to the land of "hamburgers" shows how cliched you can be. Domino is not form USA if that was your assumption...
But aren't hamburgers from Domino-land. I always assumed hamburgers came from Hamburg. Or is that not the case?
Anyway, I always enjoy Philo's bitter, angry tirades.
JuiceSpike
03-19-05, 19:01
CB,
Oh, Hamburg(ers)! :D...
Domino-land has only pizzas and they don't come from Germany.
juice
Samus Aran
03-20-05, 04:18
Fellas,
Stuff in here is really bad. SA has to come back to this crap! HAmburgers?
Anyways, the aisles in the Emproium were clogged with the overdosed on viagara beefy guy types and their hired recpeticle. Just makes the whole place feel like a cheap flea market in Phoenix. Thats what came to SA's mind. Scumville.
SA has been reading about the obesity problems plaguing the world. Can Thailand's sex tourists be counted in that group?
SA still and SA know's that this is a repetitive question but why do you fellas need to romance a hooker? What is so difficult about 30 minute sex?
SA
I like Thai hamburgers: two rounded, slightly aging buns and a Domino Delivers sausage in between.
I have never noticed any bitteress or anger in Philo's pleasant posts.
I also think we should take stock and lament the passing of two of Thailand's finest, one of them a 60 year old skank, in Northern Australia.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4364327.stm
They shall not grow old as we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4360947.stm
And, if ewe read the readers' comments on the "animals need love" article, ewe will see I am in step with most sentients and Philo - and Samus - is not. If someone wants to bring a chicken, a turkey, a sultry cow or a cuddly sheep along to one of The Traveler's tea parties, why not is all I say. As long as there is mutual respect and the animals and humans are both toilet trained, why should we, or the Biergarden management for that matter, care or object?
Thai placed on wanted list over suitcase murder
YOKOHAMA -- A 29-year-old suspect from Thailand has been placed on a police wanted list over the brutal murder of a Thai woman whose body was found dumped in a suitcase in a Yokohama park in January, police said.
The 29-year-old has reportedly already left Japan for Thailand, and police plan to ask Thai law enforcers to confirm his whereabouts.
Police said the suspect stabbed the 32-year-old Thai woman several times in the upper body in an apartment in Yokohama's Naka-ku at about 12 p.m. on Jan. 21, killing her. The body of the woman, a member of a Thai group involved in money lending, was found stuffed in a suitcase in a park in Yokohama's Tsuzuki-ku.
Police accused the suspect of conspiring with another 20-year-old Thai woman he was dating to dump the murdered woman's body.
The murdered woman was reportedly due to collect over 1 million yen from the 29-year-old suspect, and Kanagawa Prefectural police said it was possible trouble over the money had been the motive for the killing. (Mainichi Shimbun, Japan, March 19, 2005)
Hamburgers,
A very intelligent Malaysian muslim woman, one of few I did not bonk, didn't eat Hamburgers for the simple reason that ham=pork=no eat.
I didn't tell her about the error in that; any reason not to eat ground meat from animals that think and have friendships (am I on a learning curve or what?) is a good one.
Freeler: Yes, you are probably right. Muslim rituals were cleansing rituals but in these days we have to be careful, and more respectful not only of the feelings of animals but of what we eat. This goes as much for eating Halal pussy as it does for Isaan hamburgers.
Samus: Good to see the Viagra has not killed you off. Frankly, I feel that stuff has to be really bad for the system. Old guys are not supposed to have hard ons like jack hammers. If you perused the posts, you will have seen that quite a few murders of Thai hookers here have been reported from Japan, Australia (fed em to the crocs) and the Land of Smiles. Why do guys kill prostitutes and what is it that makes prostitution the world's second riskiest profession after fishing?
The hamburgers were in the context of these Isaan ladies having feelings. I recently bonked a nice Isaan lady I picked up in Nana parking lot. She told me about her life. Her sister, who she supports, has just finished university and is looking for a job (but not blow jobbing). I found that interesting. I also found it nice that she kept two dogs and took them out for walks on a regular basis. Some people think they don't do things like that, that the only time they go near dogs is when the porno video cameras are rolling. She was nice, 28, no babies, a nice figure and a prize catch. I cannot understand, especialy as she enjoyed bbbjs, why no one is sending her money as, imho, she, like so many others, is worth a good retainer. She says she has been unlucky in love. If we treat these women nicely, give them our love and our PIN numbers, love will blossom. They have good hearts. They are good women. And it is a tragedy that they end up being fed to Aussie crocodiles or being carved up, most likely into quarters as I previously intimated, and put in Tokyo suitcases.
On the lard question: sure some guys here are carrying (quite a ) few pounds too many. But that is a universal problem in farang land. Some of the bigger guys, like JC, seem gentlemen, in as much as any of us can be so called. What currently intrigues me is the violence. Why do farangs go to Thailand, get terribly drunk, get into fights and end up doing themselves and/or others serious damage. I don't mind fat guys but spare me from these low lives, Europeans in the main, who revel in bar brawls. I don't think there has been one time I have been in Sukumvit or Pattaya when I did not see their red evidence in abundance.
But to get back to the romance: if I have to choose the skank or the no good sister the skank supports, which one should I choose? This is, of course, a hypothetical question as the Philippines is 20x better and poorer.
JuiceSpike
03-22-05, 15:12
"....Why do farangs go to Thailand, get terribly drunk, get into fights and end up doing themselves and/or others serious damage?"
Brain Damage.
juce
Yes Domino...and interesting point.
I was on an Island in the Gulf of Thailand for Christmas and it seems that there is a very real problem with these nasty vermin getting all mesed up and violent. I think it might have something to do with red-bull being their staple diet over the festive period. I know I can get a bit cranky when I have had too much coffee! Those 'buckets' they do there are San Thip and red bull...both the worst sh#t known to mankind. It turns them into total savages and I am ashamed to say many of my compatriots from England are very unpleasant indeed. I had the misfortune to attend a Full-Moon Party on Kon Phangan...what a mess that was. Punch-ups everywhere....morons rowing with their fat white monster girlfriends...just horrible. The Thais were not much better trying to grab every penny from every person they could. It was ugly! What happened to the hippies!?!
Had a walk around Nana plaza last night...it was a mess. The usual quota of farm-girls around but looks seem to have gone down from before. Even the good bars were full of mingers and they wanted too much money as well. This is not good enough. Katoys everywhere at the entrance .... do they think they look like women?!
I heard that the best looking farm-girls are now to be found in Patpong again. They have gone back for the big bucks and the know the tourists will provide. Is this true? If so where is the best flesh?? I want to see it.
Hey guys, looks like we are back talking about movies:) Anybody seen this latest release: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/domino.html Man, it feels good that they are making movies about me. Better than a video game anyway.
Samus: You holed up in Isaan, discussing the finer things of life with one of its inhabitants? I will be back in Bkk in a few weeks. Maybe we can head down to Patpong together and catch a few of these nice looking farm hands Wayneking is telling us about. Maybe do a few laps with them. Only then I might not stay in Nana, shooting the breeze in the Lobby with my fellow octogenarians. Still, as long as I can get a Biergarden granny, life is fine.
Domino (he delivers)
Samus Aran
04-02-05, 11:01
Fellas,
Once again we are back on the topic of calling Pattaya a Scared City. Fellas who go this route such as Gladiator are equating sex with a 500 baht street humper as some "ancient sacre relic" we should worship. Oh what horseshit~ People like this send out the worng type of message to the newbies. Sex with some skank pretty or not is just that - Sex!
Calling Pattaya a "Sacred City" is not in SA's lexicon. Moreover, Gladiator and others should only give out ST prices. There is not one street skank in Bangkok, Pattaya, USA etc... that deserves an overnite sleep in a hotel bed with hot water and free breakfast. The object is to get the whole deed done and then release the sperm catcher back onto the street in less than hour and 30 minutes is even better. Gosh SA can bust in a few minutes and be just as satisfied. No need to porve anything with a street ho, bar girl, go go girl etc... SA doesnt care about her satisfaction. She is just a hole for SA's pleasure.
LT with a skanker is unnecessary and definately a waste of cash. If everyone followed this plan, then the prices would come down. But no, some of you can't just fathom the idea of find , fuck, forget. If you been to Pattaya 6 times and are still pulling girls LT you are still some inexperienced newbie!
The amount of books at the local bookstores about viagara induced hefties being fleeced, robbed, or worse yet killed by some thai skanker is increasing. Heck... recently some guys even take their own lives over some thai humper.... SA feels if some of you lovestruck fellas would pick up a copy maybe you would get the idea of what thai hookers are all about. But of course, you guys with "good girls and she is different." Yea, rite.... There is plenty of background material for these authors walking through the Emporium everyday!
*****
Domino,
Seen Hotel Rwanda yet? It's available from that same source...
Samus,
Get some Take-away Girls (TGs) and stop worrying about Gladiator and the like. It's not worth the aggravation.
Samus: You are a naughty boy
Freeler: I have begun dl Hotel Rwanda. I don't know if Domino is availalbe there yet;)
Gladiator is one of the most polished performers on this entire site. I noted his comment on price inflation and took note of it, mostly because he said it. It is, as he points out, interesting that prices inflated far more in BKK than the "sacred" city of Pattaya.
Member #2041
04-02-05, 19:28
Samus,
For some of us, LT with a street girl is just a way to get 3 shags for the price of 2.
"Dear Dumb Farang,
I miss you very much. I love you every night in my dreams. I want to stay true to you but now I have some problem. My mom is very sick and I not have money enough to send her go hospital.
Maybe we have to sell the water buffallo. The only way I can get more money is to go back work in the bar because the money you send for me is not enough. This hurts me very much because I only love you and don't want some other man to touch me. What can I do ? If you could send me more money then I can stay home. Be good girl for you..
Guys, They're still out there looking for the ultimate stupid farang... Or they're just out there getting drunk, having fun, going to discos, using drugs or doing all the things that women do all over the world when they have stepped out from the shadow of propriety.
Why do they get away with this kind of behavior ? Why do men believe in this BS?
Samus Aran
04-03-05, 00:30
Member 2041:
SA congratluates you on 3 for 2 but how on Earth do you put up with the site of some hooker in your presence for that long? At least for you it is an economic choice so SA can dig that. But if you said it was for the comapnionship and closeness then there is a problem. But hey, after one busted nut moving on to a new recepticle sounds more appealing.
Meat:
Its because they are lviing in some fantasy world. The IQ of men dips to all time lows when he steps foot into this country and they becom easy pickings for the predators. These women attack these weak men old and young like tigers pick out weak deer to make meals of them.
The public display of affection between farang and thai is so revolting. Why is this done ina country that doesnt even like it if their own people do it? They should fine these ugly couples! These poor saps with love in their eyes are disappointing to the male species. Better that they are led astray!
SA
"when they have stepped out from the shadow of propriety.
Nice turn of phrase Meatman. I intend to rob that one, without credits;)
2041: Yes. I picked up a lady in Thermae and banged her twice. When I was all ready to bang her again, she left. She explained to me that her deal was 3 bangs maximum, two in the night and one in the morning. That was ok with me so I paid her and slept. But the odd thing was: a German guy had bought her a house and all that goes with it. But she left him. Why? Because he wanted to bang "too much". So, instead of keeping some stupid German on the leash, she now freelances in Thermae where, as she is in her late 20s, she can only get banged (twice or thrice) by
John Domino
Talk about a massive wage cut:(
There you go again Samus. Look at Posterlion, living with a hooker with 13 years' dick sucking experience and totally and utter and quite properly in love. Unlike you, I am happy to see love bloom, even in the unlikeliest of places. OK, I am a bit pissed off they blew the 5,000 baht I sent my beloved but what the hell. As long as they are happy. These women are angels and anyone, like Posterlion, who ends up living with one has to be envied. We should build altars to them, just like the Thais do to the Skipper and his lady.
We should be having babies with these women, growing old with them and caring for them, shielding them against the stings of this world, reading poetry to them, loving them.
SA: What is there to buy in Thailand? Outside of viagra, cds, rip off games, clothes and hookers, not much else as far as I can see. So far, it has been suggested I buy pillow cases and banana ketchup in the Phils.
The Traveler
04-08-05, 06:06
Philo,
You need to go to one of Traveler's tea parties and CHILL.
JuiceSpike,
I do not organize tea parties and never have been to one so I have to quit on that. :)
Look for another target, I am not into that personal fighting/flaming.
JuiceSpike
04-08-05, 13:47
Traveler,
Come on, that was a joke and not intented to hurt your feelings. In fact, I will be in BKK next month and will be organizing a tea party at beer garden and you are invited too...:D
Take it easy.
juice
I'm from Boston, so I know a thing or two about tea parties. Can I come too? can I, can I, huh can I??:D
All this talk is making me hungry.
I am always quite partial to taking tea and scones at The Oriental's outlets at Emporium- killer scones, highly recommended.
Samus Aran
04-08-05, 23:17
Juice,
Can SA come to your tea party? That would be really nice.
So the upcoming week is Songkran. If you want to see a bunch of viagara OD'd idiots with squirt guns then defnately head to Nana. Its a bunch of shirtless beer bellies acting like Rambo with a water gun. They like to show their macho side by strapping these water Howitzers on their backs and dousing anybody who walks by. They obviously are showing off for their skanks. Maybe they get some extra rubbing in the nite cause of teh sore muscles. Who knows, who cares.
Walked by the Dynasty Inn a few days ago. That is one sad bunch of guys. They sit out in front of the hotel and just rot away in the heat and car exhaust. Even the skanks with them are the nastiest SA has ever seen.
Lots of warnings out now to be on the lookout for bombers in BAngkok. Just be careful. Thailand is not as safe as everyone thinks.
SA
I will be in BKK April 27, 28, 29.
If anyone would like to join me for a "tea party", let me know.
1ball
( I know, I know, this should be in the travel plans) :(
The Traveler
04-09-05, 01:00
JuiceSpike,
the context in which you mentioned me wasn't a friendly or funny one, but I take your last post as an excuse so no bad feelings.
Peace
On my return flight I was seated just ahead of a farang who was relating the story of having been given some KO drops by some BAR girl (and then haning been robbed by same. The story was that he had woken up in some or whatever hospital and she was walking down the hall with his stuff and he gave chase and recovered much of it (I guess she had taken him there).
Not much in detail about what happened and I was too tired to do much except just drop off to sleep. Bar owner mentioned something about they having heard something about the girl's honesty before... Did mention to him that termination of said offender was possible (since she was a known commodity), indeed quite easy in LOS.
One good reason to shower with them is that you can lather them up really well and wash off "stuff" that might be on them. NEVER drink in the room except from bottles YOU opened - then finish it off. USE that room safe or safe deposit box - makes life a LOT simpler
Domino - you can buy jewelry and gemstones (no, not for THEM)
JuiceSpike
04-09-05, 14:09
Tea party in BKK: Add some class and health to your mongering life by attending Juice's Tea Party (TM) in Bangkok.
Meatman: As Bostonian, you would be a guest of honor.
1ball: Bali is next!
CM: You would be perfect.
SA: Of course.
Traveler: Up to you.
Everyone is invited!
juice
On my return flight I was seated just ahead of a farang who was relating the story of having been given some KO drops by some BAR girl (and then haning been robbed by same. The story was that he had woken up in some or whatever hospital and she was walking down the hall with his stuff and he gave chase and recovered much of it (I guess she had taken him there).
One good reason to shower with them is that you can lather them up really well and wash off "stuff" that might be on them. NEVER drink in the room except from bottles YOU opened - then finish it off. USE that room safe or safe deposit box - makes life a LOT simpler
Yes, I have seen it happen to a friend of mine about 2 years ago. His first and last trip to LOS. He went down to Suk after 2 am to eat at the stalls. Invited a couple of TGs to eat with him. Of course they did, seeing a 5 carat diamond ring he proudly sported along with the room key. After the meal, they told him they would come up later and party with him. Sure enough they showed up about 15 min. later and he opened the door. That was the last thing he remembered.
He finally woke up about 6 pm the next day ( we had to pound on his door for over an hour). They just left him with his credit cards and took all the cash he had. I noticed the ring was missing but he said that he had kept that in the safe. I doubt that but he was too embarrased that he got taken, to admit he lost that too.
So, in addition to your tips, I also say, do not flash wealth, never let them know where you are staying till you take them yourselves and never open the door to someone you don't know.
Duni - of course, there are those of us who live in the "cheap seats" (200/300B night) and aside from my computer (too big to fit into the safe deposit) have only old clothes and maybe 2000 B (max) with me at any particular time aren't too afraid... They could get my plastic Timex, but taking the computer would require taking the whole bag (motion alarm and all - screaming its little head off)...
His story was a bit funny, though in that he was evidently chasing her down the hospital hall pulling the IV bottle on the roller base and still plugged into his arm.
Yes, that is funny. I too, never go out with my wallet and leave the keys out of sight. only have 2-3K in my pocket.
... SA: What is there to buy in Thailand? Outside of viagra, cds, rip off games, clothes and hookers, not much else as far as I can see. So far, it has been suggested I buy pillow cases and banana ketchup in the Phils.
Domino, You wise man ...
There is nothing to buy in Thailand (i.e. there is a lot - but as a sage you know that buying things is a waste of time and money - and will only increase your storage and tranportation worries).
Leave shopping to the tourists.
The beauty of living in this sewer stinking Land Of Stupids is that your depressions are more tolerable and the girls are younger. Live with two bags, and leave the (RESTRICTED) shopping to the girl ...
Ph
First of all, thanks for the gems and jewelry tip. I should really get back into that line of business.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/4424575.stm
Posts about knockout drops are, imho, the most useful types of post of all as are links like the above. When we are in Thailand, we are surrounded, deluged with prostitutes and the sad fuckers who frequent them. Despite being a big risk taker, I have not had too many bad experiences. My guide to long timing is as follows:
1. Do not drink alcohol, ever.
2. Do not pick up women who drink more than one beer.
3. Avoid prostitutes who drink hard liquor. If they smoke too many cigarettes, have tattoos or anthing you feel uncomfortable with, do not pick them up.
4. No 3 somes from the street late at night,
5. Always chat with them to get a feel of their personality.
6. Only take women who are relaxed around you and around whom you are relaxed.
7. Never go to sleep immeidately but watch and wait and think.
8. If there is anything you don't like about them, cut your losses and show them the door.
9. Try to get them to check in at security with their ID cards.
10. Always ask about ID cards in advance before you go back to your fleapit.
11. Find a good hiding place for your loose money in your room.
12. Pay them when they are having a shower. Leave the chump change on their panties.
13. Never flash a wad.
14. When they ask questions about whether you are alone etc, always tell them lies. Never tell them the truth.
15. If there are any guys floating about, as there often are in rural areas, be extra careful.
16. Never deal with pimps.
17. Set the terms of the contract out clearly in advance.
18. Always tell them you will be around for (at least) the next two weeks.
19. You can try the approach Samus advocates. But always drive carefully.
20. If they have seem anyway unbalanced, yabba heads, too much talk, too little talk, anything you are unhappy with, dump them immediately.
21. Always do this politely but firmly. They are not worth doing time for.
22. When talking to them on the street or wherever, never give your hotel/hotel room number.
23. Finally,always take Viagra or whatever an hour before. Then tell them you are no good at this as you are an old man. Then fuck them really hard.
Samus Aran
04-09-05, 23:41
Philo,
U said it! Once again, the stupid looking guys who walk these skanks around this city like girlfriends are lame and a big headache. Not only that, they walk with dog, butt ugly hookers! These are stupid tourists, and also blind!
SA noticed something on the BTS today, Why is it that little thai children especailly the girls like to twirl around on the long hand poles in the trains? Are these girls just bred to be pole dancers in some go go bar? Is being a hooker something genetic in Thais? SA can see in the future that go go dancers will be working the BTS. The poles are already on place.
To avoid the problems in screwing a hooker ie knckout drugs, stick with the massage parlors. No hassle service and you dont need to take extra money with you. PAy, fuck, go. Simple and clean. 2 hour service and done.
The folks who advocate LT service, taking one of these vermin to your hotel room, exchanging addresses etc... are offering poor advice especailly to the novices who cant think strainght when they see a girl wear a skirt abover her knee and maybe expose some cleavage.
SA witnessed anotehr farang at the airport crying his eyes out with his 2 week skanker in front of the departure area. SA suggests that they corner a place off in the airport for this to take place. Since they have special areas for the muslims to pray, SA cant see why they dont have such a place so the rest of us don't have to witness these horrible event.
SA
On my return flight I was seated just ahead of a farang who was relating the story of having been given some KO drops by some BAR girl (and then having been robbed by same).
Last time this was tried with me I actually enjoyed it. I guess she forget that many Farang take these substances recreationaly when she was estimating the dosage.
Still, I was lucky, could've been a lot worse.
First of all, thanks for the gems and jewelry tip. I should really get back into that line of business.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/4424575.stm
Posts about knockout drops are, imho, the most useful types of post of all as are links like the above. When we are in Thailand, we are surrounded, deluged with prostitutes and the sad fuckers who frequent them. Despite being a big risk taker, I have not had too many bad experiences. My guide to long timing is as follows:
1. Do not drink alcohol, ever.
2. Do not pick up women who drink more than one beer.
3. Avoid prostitutes who drink hard liquor. If they smoke too many cigarettes, have tattoos or anthing you feel uncomfortable with, do not pick them up.
4. No 3 somes from the street late at night,
5. Always chat with them to get a feel of their personality.
6. Only take women who are relaxed around you and around whom you are relaxed.
7. Never go to sleep immeidately but watch and wait and think.
8. If there is anything you don't like about them, cut your losses and show them the door.
9. Try to get them to check in at security with their ID cards.
10. Always ask about ID cards in advance before you go back to your fleapit.
11. Find a good hiding place for your loose money in your room.
12. Pay them when they are having a shower. Leave the chump change on their panties.
13. Never flash a wad.
14. When they ask questions about whether you are alone etc, always tell them lies. Never tell them the truth.
15. If there are any guys floating about, as there often are in rural areas, be extra careful.
16. Never deal with pimps.
17. Set the terms of the contract out clearly in advance.
18. Always tell them you will be around for (at least) the next two weeks.
19. You can try the approach Samus advocates. But always drive carefully.
20. If they have seem anyway unbalanced, yabba heads, too much talk, too little talk, anything you are unhappy with, dump them immediately.
21. Always do this politely but firmly. They are not worth doing time for.
22. When talking to them on the street or wherever, never give your hotel/hotel room number.
23. Finally,always take Viagra or whatever an hour before. Then tell them you are no good at this as you are an old man. Then fuck them really hard.
Dominated
You would make a fine church boy.
Though - I would say - a little bit perverted.
I suggest you become a wannabee priest in the catolic church ...
"If they smoke too many cigarettes, have tattoos or anthing you feel uncomfortable with, do not pick them up."
What a wanker - or a sissy...
Ph
...SA can see in the future that go go dancers will be working the BTS. The poles are already on place.....
SA
I love this innovative thougth. I like your thread more and more - who the fcuk can understand losers who writes an epic story about a 300-1500B ***** as if it was the ultimate love story of world litterature - and then post pictures of his ham in her hoi).
Joe Z is the jai yen yen, Freeler is the kee niow, and you are the central scrutinizer.
Dee, dee loey ...
LOL, Philo, right now I'm more in a no-doubt highly brief period of sabai jai, but thank you for the compliment. Still, I can't resist reminding you of some of your early posts regarding your Phuket tilak, wherein at least the seeds of the ultimate love story (albeit a rather Proustian one of being hell-bent on on pain and disillusion) with a 300-1500 baht **** were contained. (Though as I recall that adventure was considerably more expensive. D))
We all have to find our happiness (or whatever the heck it is we're looking for) according to our own paths, whether it's romance, endless hardcore boinks or blissful cynical ennui. Whether epic stories as opposed to SA's repetitions are greater or lesser sins is all a matter of degree, and whether or not we're looking for the same thing.
Samus Aran
04-11-05, 02:15
Fellas,
SA notices alot of fathers and sons scrounging around the seedy areas of town. SA doesnt knwo about you, but searching for hookers with my dad is not a real pleasant thought. In addition, these are some hefty father/ son combos. SA isnt talking about teh father taking his 18 year old son for a "waxing" with a thai skanker. No, SA is talking about a 50 yr old and 80 yr old. Do tehy tag team? Threesome? And what about dad taking his 18 yr old son to get "waxed' by some thai ho? Isnt that a nice gift.
By the way, Private Dancer was reviwed in the latest edition of the Big Chili. One thai lady living in teh USA after reading the book suggests that this be required reading for any man venturing to Thailand. SA and for most of , we agree on her take.
Although Traveler likes to look at these hookers as having hearts of gold. Obviously he hasnt read the book. In fact, they shoudl stuff the book in the back of the seat on the airplanes somewhere between the inflite menu and the barf bag.
The girls you see on the cover of the book is actually a girl who dances at Angel Witch.
Bangkok is nice and quiet now. The toursut and there hired hos are upcountry. Khao San rd will be busy soon with backpackers playing with water canons and Na Na will see shirtless beheamouths playing with their water pistols. It really is a stupid holiday with more than 600 people expected to die on the roads. They hope it drops by 10 percent! Why not 100 percent?
Philo:
This is the best section in Thailand. Considering it is not even about anyplace in Thailand there are a lot of people who come here to blow off steam and get the real picture about Thailand. Those who first disagreed with SA and said his rantings can't be true realize taht after some time in Thailand SA klnows what he is talking about. 500,000 and counting.
SA
http://www.*************.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351551&postcount=173
Samus: What do you think of the advice given in the above post? Maybe you have a soul mate?
Samus Aran
04-11-05, 05:00
Domino,
SA read the post. Sounds like a whole lot of work to SA and probably alot of time and concentration. SA does not care about the hookers pleasure. She was bought to please the customer. There was lot of information to take in at one time. SA thinks the hooker nite get impatient while you go through the checklist.
15 minutes is enuff. Get yoru "bad seed" out and pack it in. Dress, pay, and say goodbye. Why do some guys feel it is necessary to treat your ho like a GFE? Thats the difference between a ho and your GF. In addition, the act of paying a girl for your poor sexual behavior is rewarding. Seeing in the end if she won't accept your cash cause you do her "right" to SA, is not the same as throwing the cash on the bed or the nitestand and asking the skank to leave. Thats why u pay them anyways... to get out!
Nah, the whole thing is much to complicated for SA.
SA
Samus Aran
04-11-05, 05:14
Domino,
SA just finished reading that link. Nah, too complicated and time consuming. Not worth pleasuring and romancing your skanker. Hookers are far screwing and not dating. Their pleasure is not your concern. Busting your nut and getting out as quickly is possible is the simple plan. Yuck. That poster talks about eating out your skanker and looking for her clitoris. Uhmm. Is that really good healthy advice? What is going through the head of some of these guys? Hookers the world over make cash by spreading their [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) flaps. Sex, this is just sex guys. In additon, pay always. He talks about his freebies. Well, that is crap. She isnt in this for charity.... Plus the whole idea of exchanging cash is what makes the whole act more amusing. Tossing the cash on the bed or nitestand and telling her she can get out is part of the charm. Which brings me to a joke SA heard. Why do Jewish men enjoy watching porno movies in reverse? The like watching the part where the hooker hands back the money.
Anyways. The whole post was a waste of space and truly wrong advice. He talks about treating your ho like a girlfriend. Then why doesnt he just stay with his girlfriend? Some guys are lost when it comes between a hooker and your wife or girlfriend.
Very bad reading.
SA
Terry Terrier
04-11-05, 05:40
Of course,
Teh mian raeson ew all come to htis section is to parctice uor spelling.
And, Pholi, lay off Dimono. He may be a
lynoo full of cothalic guilt, but he has our best interests at heart.
JuiceSpike
04-11-05, 13:58
Joe,
You nail it :
"We all have to find our happiness (or whatever the heck it is we're looking for) according to our own paths, whether it's romance, endless hardcore boinks or blissful cynical ennui. Whether epic stories as opposed to SA's repetitions are greater or lesser sins is all a matter of degree, and whether or not we're looking for the same thing..."
SA,
Fahers and sons? BTS pole training/practice? Sick. :D
Domino,
When will you publish the Guide to Mongering in LOS?
juice
*
JZ
I have learned a little bit (in almost two years). From you I have learned reasonability, from PosterLion I have learned poetic mai bpen rai, from Freeler I have learned that 20 baht can be important. And from the girls I have learned even more...
The ultimate goal for us is love (or an illusion of it). After you have it safely placed in the kitchen, than you want new additional p#ssy.
But hunting p#ssy ALONE can not feed a mans soul (which is like a leaking bucket). My sabai jai in my kitchen, and my sanuk in the bars ...
Out of 2-300 girls 5-6 was important enough to make me shiver and cry. I think a broken heart (for 2 weeks) is a small price to pay for some of the best times I have had (and when I look back on it I wouldn't have missed them). Some of the girls I have known were beyond believing.
So was my Phuket tirak. But I am not interested any more (and a German is supporting her now). She lives in Chonburi with her mother, but she comes to see me in BKK from time to time. I even help her with the e-mails (and my sweet mouth has got a few more 10000's out of the teutoner's wallet).
I do not pity bargirls - I feel sorry for Cambodian children and Indonesian maids...
I am old and I am a heavy drinker with an unconfident heart. I can for a few more years carry out my two math/statistics teaching jobs here. After that it will be my 40k pension only.
A few weeks ago I found a pearl from Pilok. She is fcucking crazy and she told me 'If you drunk more, me will not see you again ever'. And - while I threw similar former threatening girls out the door - I am now pissed only when she is not here.
Long story with no point - I started out with a naive love for SEA, and then I slowly came to despice and hate it.
Mai mee krai tee rue wah prungnee ja bpen yang rai - may be I will marry a bargirl...
SA
There is no one like you - keep up the good work...
Chok dee bee mai
Thank you, Philo -- that's truly one of my favorite posts from you, clear and heart-felt, the philosophy of which I pretty much agree with. Heavy drinking and an unconfident heart are truly a combination for a stew full of melancholy, and I wish you at least the illusion of love once in a while to season the broth. Perhaps your hatred and disdain for SEA will yet turn to something more leavened than love or hate, as that often happens for immigrants as kind of the last stage of belonging. But chock dee in any event!
Philo,
Just to get your mind off math, beer and statistics:
http://alberta.indymedia.org/media/docs/sex-magia_sexual-low_tantra
how about this one;
http://www.confederatelinux.com/ebook/files/(ebook)%20100%20Ways%20To%20Disappear%20And%20Live%20Free.pdf
:D
C'est tout!
The Traveler
04-11-05, 22:56
Although Traveler likes to look at these hookers as having hearts of gold. Obviously he hasnt read the book. In fact, they shoudl stuff the book in the back of the seat on the airplanes somewhere between the inflite menu and the barf bag.
SA,
I have read it but that doesn't mean that I am as stupid as this poor guy and that every girl acts like her. You like to generalize, which is something I never do. People are different and I always judge on a person by person basis. There are good girls and bad girls, smart and stupid ones out there. Same counts for the guys. I also do not blame others for my own mistakes. Nobody forced him to pay and he could have walked away at any time.
BTW, I spent over 20yrs with Thais, I have spent time upcountry, lived with thai families in rural areas and even worked in the fields. And believe me, this is hard work. Most guys who look down on these poor people couldn't even stand a single day.
All in all I have a pretty nice idea about their life back home, knowing about their sorrows and their wishes. Guess that all gives me a great advantage and helps me to understand them.
Furthermore our perspectives differ. You feel superior and judge them with your (still) western approach on things. I rather just watch them without judging and try to understand why they do what they do.
No bargirl can do great financial harm to a guy who thinks with his brain instead of his dick, no matter how unexperienced he might be. The girls only try to maximize their income, they do what everybody does who runs a business, you can't blame them for it. Wasn't it you who said that it should be treated like a business transaction ? The girls do it that way so why do you complain about it ? Do you also complain about the street vendor who sells you a shirt for 200 baht even though the correct price would be 50 baht. No, you accepted the price and it was worth 200 baht for you at the moment you bought it. Maybe you will find out later that 50 baht would have been sufficient but why complain, nobody forced you to buy that shirt. Same with the girls. You will pay as long and as much you believe it is worth.
Also men tend to blame the girls for their very own stupidity and mistakes. Nobody forces the guys to pay. Why do guys spend their last dime to buy some land, a house and a pickup on their girlfriends name ? Because they are stupid and not because the girl might have told them. Would they do that for any other person that they just know for a couple of months and had been a total stranger to them before ? No, so why do they do it for a girl they only know that short period of time ?
There are many ways to secure your investments and keep control of it. But those guys switch off their brain and when the damage is done they blame the girls. Why don't they blame themselve for their carelessness and trusting fast, in short being stupid ? Because it's always easier to blame others instead of questioning your own behaviour and to admit the mistakes you have made.
Anyway, not all girls are just after your money and try to scam you. I guess most relationships fail because the guys aren't able or willing to understand their girlfriend's/wife's culture and language. If you can't communicate properly and have different values it's hard to go along. Most guys expect the girls to do and understand things the farang way. This won't work out in Asia. Being the stronger financial part in a relationship doesn't mean that you can give orders. A relationship is always a compromise.
So what does "Private Dancer" tell me ? That all prostitutes try to scam me ? No, it just tells me that one girl was succesful in scamming a guy who forgot to think. Instead of blaming the girl - and this has nothing to do with golden hearts - you should blame the guy for his misery. He made the mistake not to think before acting. A bit common sense could have saved him a lot of trouble.
I figured Deep Wet was not you. Still, if that's what he wants to pay for....:(:)
I see Juice Spike's Pattaya report claims most Pattaya based crims are German, Korean and Chinese. Interesting that the last two seldom show up here in reports. Of course there are lots of British crims there; just go into the Dogs Bolox for a start. And Thai crims, many of who wear uniforms.
A funny thing about these ladies is they claim to be into money and money alone. And yet they know as little about money or how to make it as many posters here know about love or how to make it;)
LittleBigMan
04-26-05, 20:21
I must have missed a notice some months back. Thought this forum was gone for good. Doing some catch up reading and boy it better that the best seller! Glad to be back reading and seeing the old names it's like being out of jail and having your freedom back. Close!
LBM
Love Sex 22
04-26-05, 23:09
SA,
I have read it but that doesn't mean that I am as stupid as this poor guy and that every girl acts like her. You like to generalize, which is something I never do. People are different and I always judge on a person by person basis. There are good girls and bad girls, smart and stupid ones out there. Same counts for the guys. I also do not blame others for my own mistakes. Nobody forced him to pay and he could have walked away at any time.
BTW, I spent over 20yrs with Thais, I have spent time upcountry, lived with thai families in rural areas and even worked in the fields. And believe me, this is hard work. Most guys who look down on these poor people couldn't even stand a single day.
All in all I have a pretty nice idea about their life back home, knowing about their sorrows and their wishes. Guess that all gives me a great advantage and helps me to understand them.
Furthermore our perspectives differ. You feel superior and judge them with your (still) western approach on things. I rather just watch them without judging and try to understand why they do what they do.
No bargirl can do great financial harm to a guy who thinks with his brain instead of his dick, no matter how unexperienced he might be. The girls only try to maximize their income, they do what everybody does who runs a business, you can't blame them for it. Wasn't it you who said that it should be treated like a business transaction ? The girls do it that way so why do you complain about it ? Do you also complain about the street vendor who sells you a shirt for 200 baht even though the correct price would be 50 baht. No, you accepted the price and it was worth 200 baht for you at the moment you bought it. Maybe you will find out later that 50 baht would have been sufficient but why complain, nobody forced you to buy that shirt. Same with the girls. You will pay as long and as much you believe it is worth.
Also men tend to blame the girls for their very own stupidity and mistakes. Nobody forces the guys to pay. Why do guys spend their last dime to buy some land, a house and a pickup on their girlfriends name ? Because they are stupid and not because the girl might have told them. Would they do that for any other person that they just know for a couple of months and had been a total stranger to them before ? No, so why do they do it for a girl they only know that short period of time ?
There are many ways to secure your investments and keep control of it. But those guys switch off their brain and when the damage is done they blame the girls. Why don't they blame themselve for their carelessness and trusting fast, in short being stupid ? Because it's always easier to blame others instead of questioning your own behaviour and to admit the mistakes you have made.
Anyway, not all girls are just after your money and try to scam you. I guess most relationships fail because the guys aren't able or willing to understand their girlfriend's/wife's culture and language. If you can't communicate properly and have different values it's hard to go along. Most guys expect the girls to do and understand things the farang way. This won't work out in Asia. Being the stronger financial part in a relationship doesn't mean that you can give orders. A relationship is always a compromise.
So what does "Private Dancer" tell me ? That all prostitutes try to scam me ? No, it just tells me that one girl was succesful in scamming a guy who forgot to think. Instead of blaming the girl - and this has nothing to do with golden hearts - you should blame the guy for his misery. He made the mistake not to think before acting. A bit common sense could have saved him a lot of trouble.
I agree with your philosophy of life . Every one is dif rent off course majority of the girls doing their business the best way they know it . You cant blame them for trying to make as much money as they can , because they are selling their bodies and their youth is when they will make their money . except may be one out of 1000 girls will pick up a farang for a real marriage and leave together for many years .but even those ma ridges have a high possibility of ending like any other marriages in the west . Long distant love affairs are a mistake unless you planning to live in Thailand don't even think about getting married to a thie girl ,9 out of ten will screw other guys when you are back home .I would like to ad another letter to the famous Samous 3 F.F.F.R and the are for RESPECT.They are human being as us but not fortunate as us .It doesn't give us the right to treat them as dirt .
Little Big Man,
"like being out of jail and having your freedom back."
This has me worried. LIKE BEING...??
Don't tell me you're picking up soap for the boyz ...:(!
LBM spent four years in a Spanish jail for shoplifting men's underwear from a department store.
He was very good at picking up soap.
Samus Aran
04-28-05, 15:38
Fellas,
Just a thought.
What is the deal with all of these sex books about Thailand?
Examples:
Pattaya, Patpong on Steroids.
Bar Girls Cry also.
The Go Go girl who stole my Viagra.
There are others.
Get the point?
Even have dictionaries for bar girl language.
Who buys these books? Who writes them and why?
This stuff is just crap.
If you guys have questions about what this bar scene is about and how to treat a bar ho, look no further than this forum.
Hey SA has always followed the RESPECT. Always been a gentlemen. Toss the money and send her away politely.
But, SA must say that this Granpa Farang and little great grandaughter outdoor -showing- affection has got to go. It really is a stomach turner. Sorry if this affects some of you posters who fall into this category. Throw up all the way.
Lilltle Big: This is the place to be.
3FwR
LittleBigMan
04-28-05, 20:21
Fellas,
No bending for soap for LBM, Been on Probation for 5 years, 1 1/2 years and LBM is free for good. Made a big mistake once and was lucky enough to hang with the right group in prison and never was ask to pick up soap! Lucky for me if I had I would had to make another big mistake because LBM don't play that game!
Once I'm done going to LOS for good instead of only twice a year! Based on my probation I'm lucky to be doing that! Clean with a new perpective and will be in LOS, by Sunday.
Keep up the good work fellas!
LBM
Love Sex 22
04-29-05, 04:05
But, SA must say that this Granpa Farang and little great grandaughter outdoor -showing- affection has got to go. It really is a stomach turner. Sorry if this affects some of you posters who fall into this category. Throw up all the way.
Lilltle Big: This is the place to be.
3FwR
If a 20 years old girl like to stick her tongue in a 60 years old guy throat in nana disco, it might be disgusting for you but he doesn't give a fuck about your opinion . He just think how great he feels. I agree with you about the fact that it doesn't look good . but he is 60 years old and he can imagine for few days that this 20 years old is in love with him ,to him that's worth all the money in the world ,and the girl any way hates him, she does it only for the money. So you are young and handsome you have all the right to do it in public. Go for it.
LBM,
You said: "will be in LOS, by Sunday"
Enjoy your stay!
but he is 60 years old and he can imagine for few days that this 20 years old is in love with him ,to him that's worth all the money in the world. SA's point I think, epsecially the bit about the money.
So you are young and handsome you have all the right to do it in public. Go for it. Yes, go for it SA. And I thought it was very bad of you posting in the Mexican section and thereby ignoring my advice and that of al your other long term supporters here. Maybe Jackson can fix you up with a BA bolthole. You don't do polo, do you?
LB(F)M: I remember your first post saying you were LOS bound, making up for lost time. I am happy to see you are still enthusiastic, bright and cheerful. Join Gladiator at top of the class. You have a wonderful future ahead of you.
What is the deal with all of these sex books about Thailand? Samus: The books you refer to are not about Thailand but about the fallen women of Pattaya and the sad fuckers who frequent them. Pataya should be fenced off, like Guantanamo and access allowed only to serious mongers like Gladiator and
John T Domino
LittleBigMan
04-29-05, 07:59
Freeler and Domino,
Thanks, Leaving in a few hours for the LOS, will be in BKK by Midnight Saturday or Sunday! Be there for a month. Don't drink anymore and can't visit Bars. I keep a very low profile but always keep a positive perpective and always have a good time no matter what! I consider the air fresh no matter where I go these days! Live is good!
LBM will enjoy and will be looking for some big boobs!
The Traveler
04-29-05, 17:22
But, SA must say that this Granpa Farang and little great grandaughter outdoor -showing- affection has got to go. It really is a stomach turner. Sorry if this affects some of you posters who fall into this category. Throw up all the way.
SA,
hope you will remember that when you will be old and bald.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4502525.stm
Here is another guy, this time a former actor in 007 movies, charged with killing his Thai wife. It seems to be being a Thai skank is a high risk profession, where the lady and her male farang companions all run high risks of being killed, chopped up or fed to crocodiles. What lessons, apart from the obvious, can we cull from these never ending tales of murder and attempted murder of and by Thai skanks?
Jaimito Cartero
05-01-05, 05:40
What lessons, apart from the obvious, can we cull from these never ending tales of murder and attempted murder of and by Thai skanks?
How to dispose of bodies better?
How to dispose of bodies better?
As previously reported, before disposing of a body, it is best to chop it up into 4 parts. Stiffs are notoriously difficult to transport and quartering the prey results in 4 pieces which are relatively easy to move and, thus, dispose of. Feeding them to pigs is a good, efficient, time tested and eco freindly way to dispose of them.
All of that is common knowledge in the trade. Although the Bangkok Hilton is now on tour guides - visit a monger doing 20 years to life as part of the Lonely Planet package - hard figures would be interesting. It would be nice to know how many mongers are doing serious time in LOS and how many hookers are. I previously suggested a good business plan would be a tour of all of Pattaya's murder sites: places where skanks, mongers and others met untimely ends. The City's fathers could also erect plaques to the fallen. Pattaya is a joke and it should be treated as the improbable joke that it is. (see Gladiator's posts for more elucidation).
I would like to visit some of these mongers in the Bangkok Hilton, mostly to sate my voyeurism; they got themselves into their shit and they can get themselves out. Has anybody any worthwhile leads on this?
Jaimito Cartero
05-01-05, 14:18
Well, I think using a meat grinder, ala The Sopranos, or some sort of acid that will dissolve everything is probably optimal. I haven't had the need to dispose of any bodies (yet). So my ponderings are only inspired by film or tv.
Burying bodies in barrels is problematic, since you may have to relocate them at a future date.
jc: killing people is interesting. so too is the work of the police. kinda tortoise and hare race with the tortoise (cops) winning more often than the odds would suggest. acid barrels are bad as they can be traced. pigs will munch their way through a torso surprisingly quickly. a meat abatoir is also good and does not leave a trail, assuming one has a lead into and out of the meat plant. but this is where organization come in. and the dupes who knock off thai skanks are, by nature, disorganized.
speaking of pigs, that book the dmage done speaks about having to pay big money in the bkk hilton to fuck a good looking pig. (as in 4 legs and oink oink) all systems have hierarchies, prison being no exception. but how low can one get for being in jail doing 20 to life for killing a skank? and why is it that skanks are so vulnerable to serial killers and psychos? just what is the fatal attraction?
samus: sorry for butting in here. keep all of these things to the fore when relocating to new jersey. check this link which you may like when contemplating the sacred city of pattaya: http://www.cnn.com/2005/us/04/30/skimpy.swimsuit.ap/index.html (some big speedos on sale)
cape may, new jersey (ap) -- come on in, speedo wearers, the water's fine: your skimpy little swimsuits are legal now.
for more than 30 years, this quaint little victorian-themed resort at the southern tip of new jersey said no to "skintight, formfitting or bikini type" bathing attire on males over the age of 12.
for an ocean resort that once required men and women to swim at different times of day, wearing heavy woolen, cover-everything swimsuits, it made sense to modernize.
"it's a beach town, for god's sake," said police chief diane sorantino. the town also agreed to lift a rule that stopped bare-chested men from strolling along the beachfront promenade.
not that everyone's cheering. it's often the older guys -- the ones with beer guts, or wrinkly skin, or unsightly tufts of hair -- who wear the tiny swimsuits.
"the people you want to see in the speedos, you don't," said maggie creighton, 19, who works in a downtown lingerie store.
locals who share the beaches with tourists said that despite the ban, the itsy bitsy suits have been a common sight in summer, even though most surf shops and beachwear retailers here don't sell them.
"a lot of people do come in and say `do you carry speedos?' said becky fitzgerald, sales clerk at della's general store. "it's the 40- to 50-year-old group who ask. and it's funny, their bodies aren't the shape for speedos."
the swimsuit ban was enacted in the 1960s in response to complaints about gay men who wore the suits on the beach, according to former mayor robert elwell, who writes a cape may history column for a local newspaper.
but the ban was rarely if ever enforced, according to the city, which voted to amend its beach regulations last week.
city administrator luciano corea jr. said the skimpy swimsuit ban was largely unknown. there was no push to eliminate it, but doing so made sense, he said.
"we had no complaints, and we've never issued a summons for it, to my knowledge," said corea. "technically, we could've left it on the books. it was never enforced anyway."
vince grimm, executive director of gables of cape may county, a gay advocacy organization, said the ban was outdated and holds no particular significance for gays.
"we're no different than anyone else. if they (the suits) are in style, we wear them," said grimm.
charlotte beheler, owner of sports `n stuff, which sells speedos for $25.95, said they're not among her top sellers.
she doesn't expect any big boom in sales this summer -- or an explosion of skin on the beaches. neither does speedo, which says the men's brief-style suits make up only 1 percent of the los angeles-based company's sales.
"i could see that people may buy more, but i don't think it'll be a huge dramatic change," said speedo marketing manager lesley benko.
still, some people will be watching the beaches this year just to see who's wearing what.
"i haven't been to the beach in years, but now i'm thinking i'll go down there this year," said joann quinn, of north cape may. "the beach ought to be interesting this year."
Member #4611
05-01-05, 17:11
As my chemistry teacher once told us. Find your local blast furnace. Throw body in. Result no trace. Go have a beer.
Shit, this subject is worse than watching Man United winning. :-( And getting all the decisions, as usual.
FK
Keef,
Man U
beat some side 4-0 today. In an away game:D. I don't know if a lot of the ref's decisions went their way and I don't care:
They
WON!
Samus Aran
05-02-05, 00:22
Juice,
SA noticed in the pics the poor quality of the bedframe and the mattress. Definately would have to invite her to a short time room cause doubt the frame would hold 2 people. Ina ddition, the straw filled isaan type mattress might inflame your sciatica. Saw the extra mattress on the floor under the bed. Is that for when the Isaan tribe comes to visit her and the whole family of 10 piles in? Pics were fair and 2 of basically the same pose would have been ample.
Domino,
Pattaya! SA can think of better "S" words for PAttaya. Though not original, "Shithole" sums it up nicely! Sacred is hardly a word to describe Pattaya. It is depressing and ugly and the customers who go there are the same. Sorry if this upsets the posters.
By the way, does exercise and a proper diet mean anything to the crowd of men doing NaNa Plaza? SA witnessed this huge man bust a bar still and seriously hurt his back. His weight was tremendous. Do this stools or little plastic chairs have load limits? With an additional 100 pound added to his weight by the little skanker working him... The argument while the guy was in obvious pain was "Who was going to pay for the broken chair?" Beware!
SA
I previously suggested a good business plan would be a tour of all of Pattaya's murder sites: places where skanks, mongers and others met untimely ends. The City's fathers could also erect plaques to the fallen.
Domino,
I wonder if there should also be plaques on the floor, like in Hollywood, in those points where the expat losers ended their meaningless lives, after jumping out of the window.
For some reason, many expat losers choose the Sacred City when they get to the bottom of the downward spiral in which they live.
Do you think these Hollywood-style plaques marking the spirals’ ends would make an appealing tourist attraction?
Would they, at least, teach a lesson to those expat losers who haven’t got yet to the bottom of the spiral?
I have heard lately some hostile mumbles out of the gladiatorial arenas, it seems that expat losers and other members of the monger underclass react bitterly whenever they read - or misinterpret - the truth.
Do you, like me, interpret the attacks of the mob as a definite proof that you have posted a message that makes sense?
gladiator
1. on the subject of prices: about 5 years ago, prices in pattaya and bkk were the same. since then, bkk prices, which are more open to manipulation, have increased. freeler explained it many moons ago: he fucks cheaply by not going to the sukhumvit tourist joints. the onus is on the hooker to increase the price but the supply/demand imbalance in pattaya - and korat;) - sure fucks them up that way. again, see freeler when comparing pre tsunami phuket to pattaya. (see a pattern here?).
2. much criticism is justified such as the one below by florida keef.
3. much is unjustifed. prokofiev, who is one of the very best posters on this entire site, long ago criticized the persistent whingers on the american women thread and explained how illogical their stance was. some people don't like home truths. posterlion may well be one of them and he should seriously consider all aspects of his stay in thailand. adults do that all the time.
4. sa may well be the biggest prick in all of this site. but he has worked out how to live a good life in thailand. video games apart, i would prefer to live closer to his model than to that of others. it is balanced and healthy.
5. i like to disaggregate the mob and try to get at the child beneath so that i can nurture them to enlightenment. it would be fun to do corrective brain surgery with a rusty knife on some of them. (only joking ****boy:d)
6. a city cannot be sacred unless it has its monuments. at the very least, a monument to the fallen/falling monger is needed. maybe we could do some reenactments of their falls.
7. your idea of splat plaques makes sense. children could lie in the splat and see just how big a splatter is when he meets the ground.
8. i just think a lot of it is people who had sheltered upbringings not being able to handle the wild west anarchy that is pattaya and that mommy's boy syndromes get reflected here in their attacks on samus aran, on your interesting paradigm and
john t domino (the prick thai hookers prefer)
Terry Terrier
05-02-05, 14:21
gladiator
1. on the subject of prices: about 5 years ago, prices in pattaya and bkk were the same. since then, bkk prices, which are more open to manipulation, have increased. freeler explained it many moons ago: he fucks cheaply by not going to the sukhumvit tourist joints. the onus is on the hooker to increase the price but the supply/demand imbalance in pattaya - and korat;) - sure fucks them up that way. again, see freeler when comparing pre tsunami phuket to pattaya. (see a pattern here?).
2. much criticism is justified such as the one below by florida keef.
3. much is unjustifed. prokofiev, who is one of the very best posters on this entire site, long ago criticized the persistent whingers on the american women thread and explained how illogical their stance was. some people don't like home truths. posterlion may well be one of them and he should seriously consider all aspects of his stay in thailand. adults do that all the time.
4. sa may well be the biggest prick in all of this site. but he has worked out how to live a good life in thailand. video games apart, i would prefer to live closer to his model than to that of others. it is balanced and healthy.
5. i like to disaggregate the mob and try to get at the child beneath so that i can nurture them to enlightenment. it would be fun to do corrective brain surgery with a rusty knife on some of them. (only joking ****boy:d)
6. a city cannot be sacred unless it has its monuments. at the very least, a monument to the fallen/falling monger is needed. maybe we could do some reenactments of their falls.
7. your idea of splat plaques makes sense. children could lie in the splat and see just how big a splatter is when he meets the ground.
8. i just think a lot of it is people who had sheltered upbringings not being able to handle the wild west anarchy that is pattaya and that mommy's boy syndromes get reflected here in their attacks on samus aran, on your interesting paradigm and
john t domino (the prick thai hookers prefer)
has this guy been on this site for too long, or what?
Gladiator,
"I wonder if there should also be plaques on the floor, like in Hollywood, in those points where the expat losers ended their meaningless lives, after jumping out of the window."
They started making patches of tarmac to cover up the blood and blubber.
Now all of Pattaya and most of BKK are covered in it...
SA- those vinyl chairs are probably good for 150kg unless someone about 120kg "wiggles", then the legs splay and the chair collapses
(smile when you say that, pilgrim! - OUCH) Worse yet is if for whatever reason, you happen to be with your back to a road and fall INTO the road - watch out for traffic!! the chair was about 80baht anyway. not worth worrying about
JuiceSpike
05-02-05, 20:02
You are a sick heartless bastard... Anyway, I will see you soon (end of May) and we will go matress shopping for you....:D
juice
JuiceSpike
05-02-05, 20:11
SA: Sexaholics Anonymous
Sexaholics Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength, and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover.
The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop lusting and become sexually sober. There are no dues or fees for SA membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions.
SA is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization, or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes.
Our primary purpose is to stay sexually sober and help others to achieve sexual sobriety.*
:D
juice
Pattaya! It is depressing and ugly and the customers who go there are the same. Sorry if this upsets the posters.
SA
I am not ugly, I am very handsome: I am so handsome that all Thai hookers remind me of my handsomeness.
One of the Thai hookers in my last trip reminded me about it so much so that I’ve decided to go and live with her. She will be my girlfriend. I will abandon all in my current life in order to live with this hooker, and I will fulfil my intellectual appetite by listening to my hooker each day and philosophising on what she says.
I will philosophise on my handsomeness each time she reminds me of it and I will write a book about my handsomeness.
I have already started to read contemporary literature to improve my English and my writing style: this morning I bought a ticket for the bus BKK-Pattaya and I’ve been reading what’s written on it during the whole afternoon. Not only was it instructive but also a delightful read.
My book on my handsomeness will become a classic and it will eclipse all other classics.
Terry Terrier
05-03-05, 00:38
Samus, two questions:
Definitive or definative?
Finite or finate?
The Traveler
05-04-05, 19:36
Samus, two questions:
Definitive or definative?
Finite or finate?
Terry,
please remember, SA is not teaching english (at least that's what he said) even though it is his native tongue.
LOL, Philo, right now I'm more in a no-doubt highly brief period of sabai jai, but thank you for the compliment. Still, I can't resist reminding you of some of your early posts regarding your Phuket tilak, wherein at least the seeds of the ultimate love story (albeit a rather Proustian one of being hell-bent on on pain and disillusion) with a 300-1500 baht **** were contained. (Though as I recall that adventure was considerably more expensive. D))
We all have to find our happiness (or whatever the heck it is we're looking for) according to our own paths, whether it's romance, endless hardcore boinks or blissful cynical ennui. Whether epic stories as opposed to SA's repetitions are greater or lesser sins is all a matter of degree, and whether or not we're looking for the same thing.
Dear JZ
Please allow people to change ...
I - that is me, Philo - would find it peculiar if this country of beauties and *****s had no impact on me ...
Samus Aran
05-14-05, 09:37
Fellas,
SA has to admit that the Photo section has finally seen its best days in a long time. With the ever escalating tiff between certain members calling each other out, it has reduced the number of photos of ugly bar hos and street skanks that the rest of us have to be subjected to. SA has never liked the Photo Section. Its a weakness for any of you guys to have to photo a street skank. These hos are holes for creaming in not for you to do a nude photo shoot. Still never understood the photo section.
Well, the Miss Universe beauty pageant is coming. SA is trying to figure out why we should beinterested in the contestants humanitarian efforts, singing talents, scholastic achievements. Shouldn't this contest be on pure looks and body shape? There are thousands of better singers, better caregivers, etc. This whole contest should be a bikini contest and nude photo shoot. We dont need to know what the contestant thinks about "world politics". Just get naked for us. Each country needs to send their sexiest woman with the best bod without regard to anything else. That is beauty!
SA
Well, perhaps you'll like these photos Samus- another Jabba for you.
This gentleman even carried a special sweat/saliva towel.
Coincidentally, took these in the exact same place as the last Jabba photos.
C-B.
JuiceSpike
05-14-05, 22:27
CB,
LOL, that's mean... The guy carried a saliva towel? :eek:
juice
Samus Aran
05-15-05, 03:26
#2967,
Now those photos are worth posting. They have class and style. The stories that can be made up are limitless. IfSA wants to see babes, he certainly isnt going to look at the Photo section of the WSG for inspiration. Besides, who wants top listen to the Photos Section battle anyways? Keep them coming.
SA
Juice-
Yes, a little mean. The last Jabba I posted I felt no guilt over, he was a disgusting and smelly piece of crap.
But this Jabba was happily minding his own business. Still, he deserves to have has pic posted as punishment for needing a saliva towel.
Samus-
I only wish more people would post Jabba photos; I prefer looking at Jabba photos to looking at girl photos, and I enjoy taking them more than taking girl photos.
And just like you say- they have class and style.
Coma.
(http://www.pattayamail.com/601/letters.shtml#hd6)
Samas: Did Juice Spike bring you some games, like the latest Nintendo Welda? I sure hope so. I also hope you get him to take up games instead of skanks. I really think guys going to Thailand to fuck skanks are a sad bunch.
Me? I am spending some shoe money on this gorgeous Czech blonde. Perfect figure, cultured all the rest. She makes a great trophy, makes the also rans jealous. I have also hooked up with a classy Colombian so life is good even if I have to dip into my petty cash. I am trying to do a 3 some and if that works maybe I can settle down to a mundane, married life. I find I need a break from Asians.
If not, I expect to be back in Thailand soon. Though I miss the dwarves of Phitsanalouk, I would be obliged if you could keep your eyes out for any other promiscuous midgets. I pulled a muscle in my right arm and I find them good for doing weights. I don't have a gym membership but with classy dwarves, who needs one?
Speaking of class, I hope you liked the photo I posted.
Juice-
Yes, a little mean. The last Jabba I posted I felt no guilt over, he was a disgusting and smelly piece of crap.
But this Jabba was happily minding his own business. Still, he deserves to have has pic posted as punishment for needing a saliva towel.
Samus-
I only wish more people would post Jabba photos; I prefer looking at Jabba photos to looking at girl photos, and I enjoy taking them more than taking girl photos.
And just like you say- they have class and style.
Coma.
I regret that I deleted my last post here - due to the reason that I thought Coma was too dumb to understand it. Now I know I was right in my assumption about Coma - but not in deleting the post.
There is only one Jabba sex tourist loser on this thread. The ignorant brave little prick Coma BOY ...
Well, I stayed home and watched the Miss Universe Pagent, I enjoyed, but I had bets that Miss Venezuala was going to win....that is until she open her mouth:(
Miss Thailand had a nice pair of legs though!:D
Any of yaz watch it?
Okay Philo, now you're starting to get a little creepy.
As far as I know we've never met in real life, so, oh nevermind.
Flirt all you like, it will get you nowhere.
Coma Boy,
Somehow I get the strrrrrange feeling that Philo is one of your Jabbas... But which one?
Coma Boy,
Somehow I get the strrrrrange feeling that Philo is one of your Jabbas... But which one?Oh, I never thought of that, but yes, it would explain a few things.
He might be - or he might not be - and I will leave it to you two small sissys to guess if and in that case who ...
(The post below was this post. If you live in Thailand, you get the 16th of March message about server overload (that's the price Jackson pays for the stupid photo sections, I guess) every second time you try to post/edit/read the forum ...)
The Traveler
06-02-05, 20:34
No need to import Jabbas, Thailand has its own.
Anybody who dares to take them will get "a lot" for his money :)
Trav, you rat, nice girls, how much did they cost you, did you have a 3sum with them?
i am soooooo jealous. do you have any contact info, please ?
Hello fellow mongerers,
What is a Jabba? I'm guessing that it is:
Just another big bald asshole? If not what?
The Traveler
06-03-05, 19:35
Trav, you rat, nice girls, how much did they cost you, did you have a 3sum with them?
i am soooooo jealous. do you have any contact info, please ?
1ball,
if you like them I may buy you a round with them the next time we meet. :)
What is a Jabba? I'm guessing that it is:
Just another big bald asshole?Correct.
A Jabba is a fatty, as in Jabba the Hutt.
Not necessarily bald, though they often are.
Coma,
Thanks for the info. I may qualify - the BG's all tell me they like pum pui man. (unsure of spelling - couldn't find in dictionary).
nocbj4me
The Traveler
06-07-05, 20:23
nocbj4me,
yes, the girls think that "bum pui" man are less active, or in other words fuck less. "Bigger" guys are also usually more peaceful, quiet and do not take themselve too important, at least this is my experience.
Traveler,
I guess they would be wrong about me then. If she sufficiently hot, I'm good for 4+ SOG for an overnight romp. I've had no trouble getting 2 SOG in an hour at an AMP with an especially hot babe. I'm sure that there are some mongerers out there that can do more than that but I'm in my forties and can't complain.
It's funny to me that the spelling is "bum pui", I never heard the "B" just that it sounded like a "P". I have bad hearing anyway and I go completely deaf when the BG starts talking about needing extra money from me for her family problems.
Have you ever been with a BG for the first time and have them ask you to give them a baby? It's happened several times to me in Thailand and the Philippines. They say I have a good heart and half white / half asian children are good looking.
Happy Hunting!
A lot of bar-girls who are looking for longer-term relationships with a Farang (looking for a passport) are keen on the plumper men as they consider that they are less likely to stray, being grateful for whoever will have them.
I often hear from BGs; handsome man- jao shoo (****/unfaithful/butterfly etc.), not handsome- jai dee (good-hearted/honest/faithful etc.).
So being overweight has it's advantages if you're looking for "love". Should you just wish to hunt for sex, it won't stop you getting laid or finding partners as it could in the West, but you may sometimes have to pay more.
It's funny to me that the spelling is "bum pui", I never heard the "B" just that it sounded like a "P".You could spell it anyway you like really unless you're using Thai font; Bum Bui, Pum Pui, Bpum Bpui etc.
The Thai letter used is a cross between B and P. It is the same letter for both of these words so really you should use the same letter for both words when romanising it.
LittleBigMan
06-08-05, 18:02
I use to travel and go mongering with a friend in Asia in my younger days. The joke of the girls particularly in Hong Kong and China where I frequent was that they like my fat friend and wanted to latch on to him. They said you will always have something to eat! HeH Heh!
LBM
What CB means is the language has its own little "quirks" - most of them VERY VERY subtle. After a while of imitating the Thai, you just TRY to Anglicise it in a "western" keyboard. Even more "interesting" are the slight changes in pronunciation for region to region chuck dee. (yeah, most write this "pa-sa an-grit" as "chok")
CB - bor bai mai or por pla? Just curious
Bum Bui is spelt using Bor-Bla.
Best to totally ignore the Western spellings, just learn to spell words in Thai script, otherwise you learn bad habits. I think we all already have enough bad habits.
I have a funny feeling that unless Samus returns soon this topic will be locked.
I have a funny feeling that unless Samus returns soon this topic will be locked.
and that would be terrible, just terrible. Our lives would never be the same again.
Samus Aran
06-10-05, 15:42
Fellas,
Anyways, the latest in the Thai scene has not changed. Lots of guys around the likes of Sukumvit and NAna. While eating dinner one evening, SA was eavesdropping on some low life complaining to his buddy that he has bought this thai hooker everything to win over her love and set her free from the bar scene. He doesn't get why she won't leave the scene.
The dudes that sit along the outdoor bars on Nana, do they actually get high from sniffing in the exhaust fumes wafting from the street? SA has not witnessed any of you mongers actually parade around any girl that was worth a first glance. Most of you guys need to put leashes on your dates.
And, the photo section is just more evidence that some of you guys have got some real bad taste. Where do you find these skanks? Do you actually go from bar to bar in search for the dog ugliest hooker in Thaialnd?
SA
Samus,
Soon the European summer holidays start.
Have you made any plans yet to help the firsttimers out? To keep them alive in paradise? To make them spend no more than 90% of their cash and credit cards on buffaloes and sick-uncle-hospital-bills?
How's the rainy season getting along: dry or wet? I read that the Pattaya reservoirs are almost empty, is that just another Thaksin scheme to keep CheapCharlies away from the Kingdom, or is it true?
Samus, not knowing the answers to these questions drives me mad!
help:(!
CB - IF I mangled my Thai here (which I can do - I have Thai font ( ไทย ) ) But Jackson would probably "Samus" me (BAN) for my use of other than English ;-)
Trouble is, few here have any idea of nature the language
Somehow I get the strrrrrange feeling that Philo is one of your Jabbas... But which one?The first Jabba I posted has strangely been deleted (I think). So, perhaps...
MondaysChilde
07-01-05, 13:31
This is the tail-end of our trip. I decided to spend ten days in BKK rather than scramble after another flight. We are in a serviced apt. in Saladaeng. I prefer this neighborhood over Suk or anywhere else I have been. Park, Skytrain, subway, boxing etc. Some thoughts to follow although most of U R 2 hip 4 me and may flame:
1. The air is better than in 2000;
2. The subways are outstanding;
3. A man (read 'I') could fry living in BKK without restraint; this time around I have a wife and a niece with me, truly fortunate;
4. However pathetic, even grotesque they get, I will always sympathise with the lonely souls who can't get enough of this scene. The White World is simply devoid of this kind of service. I got a foot massage (one gurl on each foot) and a face massage at some joint on Soi 3 yesterday. That would get me a lawsuit for sexism in my home town. We may run the world but man, the hetero scene is devoid.
If I lived here, I would learn Thai and work out like a Navy SEAL in order to avoid flushing out like the zombies I saw out on Suk my first night 2 a.m. So, I'm with you on that point.
Jimmy Red Cab
07-01-05, 14:48
Fellas,
Anyways, the latest in the Thai scene has not changed. Lots of guys around the likes of Sukumvit and NAna. While eating dinner one evening, SA was eavesdropping on some low life complaining to his buddy that he has bought this thai hooker everything to win over her love and set her free from the bar scene. He doesn't get why she won't leave the scene.
The dudes that sit along the outdoor bars on Nana, do they actually get high from sniffing in the exhaust fumes wafting from the street? SA has not witnessed any of you mongers actually parade around any girl that was worth a first glance. Most of you guys need to put leashes on your dates.
And, the photo section is just more evidence that some of you guys have got some real bad taste. Where do you find these skanks? Do you actually go from bar to bar in search for the dog ugliest hooker in Thaialnd?
SA
I agree with your comments about the photo section, some of these ladies are so rough it is unbelievable, I can only assume they must be very, very cheap----500 baht at the very most.
LittleBigMan
07-02-05, 03:07
Mondayschilde,
Nice to hear that you are getting around and having a good time. But you will have to return soon to your home in S.F. but until you return I hope you get more that a foot massage.
LBM
MondaysChilde
07-02-05, 08:28
LBMan, indeed; that was accomplished on consecutive days, discreetly.
Love Sex 22
07-02-05, 21:02
Fellas,
Anyways, the latest in the Thai scene has not changed. Lots of guys around the likes of Sukumvit and NAna. While eating dinner one evening, SA was eavesdropping on some low life complaining to his buddy that he has bought this thai hooker everything to win over her love and set her free from the bar scene. He doesn't get why she won't leave the scene.
The dudes that sit along the outdoor bars on Nana, do they actually get high from sniffing in the exhaust fumes wafting from the street? SA has not witnessed any of you mongers actually parade around any girl that was worth a first glance. Most of you guys need to put leashes on your dates.
And, the photo section is just more evidence that some of you guys have got some real bad taste. Where do you find these skanks? Do you actually go from bar to bar in search for the dog ugliest hooker in Thaialnd?
SAIf you think this bad you should look at photo section in USA section . I don't understand the guys who are proudly showing the photos of this girls that they bare backing with , looks like 90% not only HIV positive but actually have aids with all the scares on their body.
This might explain the reason for farangs coming to Thailand happy to have any girl. Better than they can get at home .
LS - where I work it's "better, faster, cheaper - pick any 2" (your asessment of 'Murcan women is accurate)
MondaysChilde
07-03-05, 01:18
LS22 and D; Agreed; bear in mind though that when you look at a series of photos of American streetwalkers you are gazing at the bottom of the dumpster. There ARE plenty of attractive American women.
American SWs, in our culture at this time, have no place whatsoever in the Christian Right's 1000-year plan. They are degraded creatures, receiving brutal daily treatment from johns and pimps, shakedowns from police and copious passive-aggressive sympathy from those who would try to rehabilitate them. And the guys who are trolling for that action are lonely and failed men.
I wonder at the photos in the Korat section here; those park gals have a prominent granny-style jawline suggestive of a rotting palate, resulting from amphetamine use. I see it every day in the San Francisco streets. What are those guys doing fishing for that?
LittleBigMan
07-03-05, 04:14
MondaysChide,
Update! Check the Sfgate.com! They have gone crazy in S.F. and L.A.
They raided the Koreans sex trade and massage parlors in S.F. and L.A. and 1 in Emeryville. The places like Lee's,GF, and the master minds of the operation were all arrested.
LBM
I saw the Ca busts ok http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4643529.stm
As regards Korat Park: some of the prettiest pieces of fuck meat ever posted on this site have been found it that park. SA, who lived in Korat for some years, regarded them as the dregs of Thailand. But so are all Thai prostitutes. Although there is a lot of substance abuse among the women and their pimps, this is no higher than anywhere else for pieces of Thai fuck meat. Many of the women there are as clean as anything in Pattaya or Bkk, which is not saying much. On one of my last visists to Pattaya, I came across some ex Korat Park hookers who, like the caribou, had followed the money trail to the Pattaya savannah where there is a market for anything, male fermale or inbetween with tits and fuckable ****.
The only difference between Korat Park and the brothel babes of Thailand's sex hubs is the Korat pussies are cheaper. They fuck and then they go, 200 or 300 baht richer for spreading their [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) flaps. Gladiator has claimed that the cheapest, oldest and most over valued pussy to be found in Thailand is in the parking lot of Nana Hotel.
MondaysChilde
07-03-05, 10:22
Well, I know this isn't the U.S. board but ... looks like the Korean MP's lost a friend when Kamala Harris beat Terrence and became the D.A.
I haven't looked at the news but if they are hitting Lee's it could be all over. Usually a full-service MP in S.F. only gets hit if neighbors start complaining; Lee's and Golden Flower are zoned out in light industrial south of Market, so if they went down the game may well be over. Unless you're gay, of course.
I will be heading back to a different town. I will be saving a lot of travel money. Enjoy, gentlemen!
MC
MondaysChilde
07-03-05, 10:25
Domino; thank you for the perspective. And your richly descriptive, poetic language is, well, poignant.
I would say, come to S.F. for some fresh Korean pink snapper ... but that may be off the menu for a while ...
MC
Samus Aran
07-19-05, 14:34
Fellas,
SA takes a month break and SA sees some new sections to the Thailand area of the WSG. SA never ever spouted off like the crap that is being posted in these VS. sections. What is up with some of you dudes? Those sections are even worse than photo section which SA has to say is looking worse and worse everyday. How do some of you pull the ugliest possible skanks? Asian Rain, that is one ugly ho that you chose to waste your seed on. And as for the rest of you who congratulate him, get a clue!
SA doesnt understand these VS. sections. Does everyone get their own section now if they [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) a few people off? ANd, SA is stuck in his own little corner of the WSG. IT isnt fair! Compared to these jerks, SA is a saint.
Same old crap in Thailand. So many lost male souls trying to be smarter than some thai skank ho. They come here trying to be all cool and stuff and they look like complete asses. These large men thinking they all that is stomach turning. Walking down sukumvit, SA not sure which is worse to observe, some mangy dog or a fat F^%$ towing some skank ho next to him with an aura of love surrounding him with mustard stain on his wife beater shirt. At least dogs can be put down and out of their misery.
Obviously these dudes in it for love. Of course, they hansum men!
SA
Jing jing - SA never attacked anyone personally - his only fault was trying to convince more to 3F
Hi Dinghy,
You're right. SA never attacks anyone personally, he only attacks everyone in general.
Thanks,
Jackson
Ouch! Jackson, you may be right, but it's clear that SA's misanthropic jibes are nowhere near as disruptive as the puerile internecine warfare that apparently is destined to rage on forever. Even at his most hyperbolic, SA's posts inspire disagreement and far better discussion than the endless spleen venting that have resulted in numerous new but essentially identical dead threads. Those have simply inspired widespread fatigue. Heck, people coming into SA's cage and poking at him with sticks have resulted in better posts -- at least those end up being about agreement or disagreement regarding ideas as opposed to endless "your mother" level insults.
The Traveler
07-20-05, 20:10
Jackson,
even though I often disagreed with SA due to his lack of tolerance towards others, but none of his posts came even close to the accusations and insults posted by Domino and Gladiator.
I still wonder why you do tolerate the constant violation of the forum rules by them. I agree that at least Domino has been a good poster in the past, but that was long ago. During the last two years he kept attacking other members and hadn't post anything of value.
I assume that you let him do those things because you know him personally, but what kind of friend is he - in case you call him a friend - if he doesn't respect your rules and your hard work for us.
More and more members start to express their feelings about these useless and endless fights that are going on but you are the only one who can finally stop it.
It's relatively calm right now but I guarantee that both will start it again and again if you don't tell them to stop it forever.
I therefore suggest that anybody who will start such thing again should be banned immediately, no matter who.
In the end it's your site and you have to decide what kind of posts you want see in here.
Joe - don't you mean "your daughter"? <ducking and running>
Jackson - SA "attacked" the "system" - perhaps individual sensibilities. It was essentially continued carping about a singular subject (well, maybe DUAL subjects - Pattaya sucks, and 3F is the only way to go) As soon as folks quit poking his cage, SA toned down.
As has been pointed out, the "recent events" were frontal attacks by various persons (exchanging salvos back and forth) that only served to frustrate the "average reader" ("So why isn't this crap off somewhere other than in the ____ forum" - fill in the appropriate blank.). When intelligent persons acting like idiots argue, a lowest common denominator emerges. Did not, did so did NOT, did SO...
When you mud wrestle with a pig, you get dirty and the pig has fun
JuiceSpike
07-21-05, 19:24
If anybody in here is taking SA too seriously has a problem. SA questions the status quo and the blandness sometimes the board can reach when the same discussions come up over and over. Boring shit.
What is so intelligent about discussing fucking prostitutes? Nothing unless you get some sort of discussion and disagreements to get something worth while out of it. Humor too... Some of you guys take the fucking way too serious.
I agree with JZ that SA hypes to stimulate good discussions and some very funny moments. Lets not forget that the majority of mongers view fucking around as a hobby not as a way of life (I hope...).
Some in here may want a bland status quo to continue but that would be as boring as reading their posts.
juice
fellas, it isnt fair! compared to these jerks, sa is a saint. sa
samus: the first thing little boys learn is life is not fair. and compared to ****s anyone, yourself included, is a saint. but then when one sees what saints get up to......
pattaya is as (*&(^& as ever. some american firm is going to supply clean water by recycling whatever is in the bay. can you imagine drinking that? dante's inferno would be a better bet.
anyway ask jackon to let you back in the thai women's section at least. thing is, quality of posts has certainly gone down since the photos and a few notorious posters arrived.
any ideas on pattaya's sea? the tide seems to be coming in almost right up to the wall (good as it clears the human rabble off the beach) andthen gointg way way out.
peace. i am off now to take the air and a few rice farmers with freeler. low season brings a higher class of monger.
Samus Aran
07-25-05, 00:23
Fellas,
SA can't believe that their is a discussion about what types of gifts you should buy a Thai hooker! Is gift giving really necessary? SA read the first post by Evil Penevil and thought their was hope in this poster. Yes, it was a remarkable post about the Grace. But, then SA was let down by EP when he thought that service would be better by a thai skanker if he gave her a small gift.
Listen guys, these girls are not your wives or lovers back home. Stop feeling that you must be kind to them before you stick your fat penises into them! These hookers have been shtooped so many times that a simple gift will mean absolutley nothing to them. They probably sell the gift to someone or throw it away cause they dont like chocolate!!! It only makes you feel good and maybe you do think you get a better bj because of the gift. But believe SA, these girls could give a rats ass about some bouquet of flowers, chocolate dildo, etc.. Do you give sexproviders in the USA small little trinkets to remember you by? SA doubts it. Hell these thai girls follow the 3f rule!!! They find, f%^k and forget better than most of the men visiting Thailand. That is why they survive. So why do you do feel it is important to be a gift giver to a Thai humping machine who forgets you the second your cum flows?
Remember, these Thai hookers dislike you! In your mind you hoping to win her heart over with some stupid little gesture like a flower. Meanwhile, she is thinking 'Lets get this over with so I can go get a bowl of soup and get another drunk water buffalo to pay for me!" Hey did you ever try paying them more money for that "special bj" you are looking for? SA is sure that an extra 1000 baht will impress these Thai hookers a helluva lot more than a stupid Hershey bar or a couple of wilted roses.
SA
The Traveler
07-25-05, 20:50
SA,
did you ever try to give a small present to any P4P girl ?
Due to your below post I guess you didn't, so how will you know if they appreciate it or not.
If everything you say would be true, how do you explain that there are P4P girls out there who buy their so called customers little presents and keep calling them and even refuse to take any money ?
This already happened to me more than just once and most likely to others as well.
In the end these girls are human beings, having their likes and dislikes just like everybody else. Treat them nice like a human being and they will treat you nice in return. Treat them like an object and they will want to get it over as fast as possible.
Maybe your strange point of view is a result of the experiences you made which are a result of your attitude and the way you treat girls.
Treat them nice once and see what will happen. Give it a try.
Samus Aran
08-09-05, 15:40
Fellas,
Just browsing through the sections. Nothing really good to comment on until SA read that ridiculous post by Darren Roberts.
Mr. Roberts is one of those sad fellas who is sitting back in Europe calling his hooker girlfriend nightly to make sure she is being faithful to him. Running up huge phone bills. He probably sending her to English classes. You are, arent you? You have opened up a savings account for her so you can transfer money to her monthly. Did u look into Western Union together? Oh you really make the rest of us laugh Mr. Roberts. Another loser sap newbie who fell for the Thai vodoo. Another man who refused to read the warnings posted by SA and others.
Mr. Roberts, if you think your bar ho girlfriend isnt spreading her [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) flaps for some other dudes nightly you are so sadly mistaken. Oh yea... she tells you that she wait for you. Come on.... Did u really come to Thailand to make a thai humping machine your GF? Oh but you found a good girl. She is different. She is having the time of her life and making u look like a schmuck! She is telling all her GFs how she has reeled in a sucker.
You had to believe that a hooker makes a nice friend. Wife material... 3f these hookers Mr. Roberts. Its quite easy. And u broke the most important rule of all, Never, ever sleep with the same hooker twice! Do her and get a new one.
Yep you found the love of your life in the bowels and gutters of Thailand. What amazes SA is that you can call some hooker humper your "girlfriend"? You in love with this girl after 4 nites? You thinking of bringing this girl back to Europe and spending the rest of your life with her after a dozen cumshots? Come to the present my friend. Awaken yourself.... Leave your good times in Thailand behind you!!!
And moreover, why should you care about the hooker business in Thailand? Why do you want to delve into the hooker mind? Who the F_&^ cares!!!! Its dangerous!! Like we didnt know all this stuff already. And you go on about getting deals for a hooker? Geez.... we talking about a paid orgasm nothing more. "Business is down. Deals to be had with hookers on Suk 1." Once again, who gives a F^%& about or cares about the hooker economics in Thailand. Hell, pay the price and move on. Get your Happy Ending, wipe up, pay and go. So simple. She tells you that business is slow so she makes you believe that she isnt humping the next fat ass large penis dude walking through the door! This way you and several other guys she is conning will send her cash cause she will tell you she has no food to eat. She playing with you dude! Please listen to what SA is saying to you. Get this ho out of your mind immedaitely! Save Yourself!!
Bangkok is uglier than ever. All this hand holding between granpa and his hired "grand daughter" just adds to the garbage strewn along the street.
SA
SA - jing jing - I was in Pattaya at an itnernet cafe earlier this year when a poo-ying came in and made an internet phone call - telling the sucker "how much she missed him and could he send her a little more money..blah blah blah" The she got sweety-poo, hung up, called a DIFFERENT ONE and repeated the process. She would have gone with me if I had asked but she was (to me at least) not worth the effort.
Samus Aran
08-12-05, 06:29
Fellas,
Crypton, there isnt a girl that you photographed and f&^ked and posted in the photo section that SA would consider worthy of a soi dog! Where do you find such ugly looking hookers? Juice, you also. get some new contacts or something.
Too bad most of you mongerers have champagne cameras and take pictures of beer subjects.
SA
Samus: How are you? Greetings from Mindanao. Christine, the skank love of my life, says hello. She has two children and 29 regular customers whom she texts when funds are low (not now as Domino is busy topping them up). She looked lovely last night in her little Danmark hat that her last bf (aged 65) sent her from wonderful wonderful KBH. Now she is stuck with me as she figures I am her pension plan and her kids' education endowment policy. You will be pleased to know that our (!) eldest is going to a Catholic school as she does not want her mixing with the riff raff in state schools. She bought her a nice pair of boots from my money a few days ago as shed oes not want her to look cheap.
She needs 10k pesos, about 7k baht to finish off her house. Can you help?
If you can, I will NOT post a photo of her.
Regards
Domino
(p###% whipped)
Domino,
How dare you steal the ladyfriend of a København pensioner?!
He'll drown himself in sorrow and beer by the harbourfront when he finds out.
If the rains don't drown him first:(.
JuiceSpike
08-14-05, 18:09
Domino,
Nice to see you settling down in the jungle... Fix the roof yourself, she will love you forever...:D
Domino, Nice to see you settling down in the jungle... Fix the roof yourself, she will love you forever...:D
She has a mini army of relatives, customers and God knows what who can fix the roof etc (free?). However, she tells me that the wood is expensive as is a galvanized roof. As there will be many more expenses, we need your help. You can fuck her when passing through for a special farang rate. She also looks very cute when sleeping, which is a lot of the time.
We have a big festival this week and she is spending time preparing our (!) daughter for it. She is a good mother and she tells me I am a good man as I let her sleep a lot and I pay well. Last night, when she took my emply plastic bottles away to reuse, she lamented that I had no more water. Wasn't that nice? She also says I can fuck her any time as long as I pay.
There is a big festival on this week and she is devoting a lot of her time to helping her daughter in it. That IS sweet. Also, when I offered to give her 3 condoms last night in case she meets any potential custimer, she indignantly refused. And when I put money into the Gideon Bibble one night for her, she got very upset and TOLD me not to do so again. Godless? Not my little sweetie.
She needs maybe $500 to finish her house. Can any of you guys help? She is a deserving cause and a good woman playing a weak hand when she is not playing me
Samus Aran
08-23-05, 21:54
Fellas,
Why is there such a useless discussion in the Opinio section about humpers, hos, etc... being considered as maids or anything else? When will some of you guys figure out the sex game and stop justifying everything? There is no shame in paying ofr sex and leaving it at that! SA is shocked to see that you have resorted to such medieveal thinking. Can't some of you like Duni, Poster and others just 3f these girls and walk away? Why must we have stupid ass conversations like this!!! Isnt the WSG for getting laid? These women in Thailand are sperm tupperware and the sooner you figure this out fellas the better of you will be. Drop your load into her pussy pen and then move on with your life.
SA
JuiceSpike
08-24-05, 16:14
Correction: It is no longer the WSG it is now the ISG. Get it straight buddy...
juicer
Samus Aran
08-24-05, 16:56
Juice,
Yea, Sorry. The ISG Thailand section has some posters still trying to figure out the hooker scene in Thailand. Some how trying to compare hookers and housewives or something like that. Oh yea, and finding the goodness in the hearts of hookers. Some of these guys will never learn. Its Pump, dump, and jump! Move on... to the next set of spread legs.
SA
JuiceSpike
09-01-05, 16:31
No need to apologize... BTW, it looks like you are being ignored in here. What's up with that? :D
juice
Samus Aran
09-01-05, 23:48
Juice:
Its a sad day on the ISG when we have to read the continuing story of Posterlion and his live in hooker/ gf/ maid/ nurse/ driver/ gopher etc... SA thinks this guy is really hurting inside and feels jealousy cause his ho is out hoing on him. Maybe the real reason she is out getting loot for her pussy is the fact that he isnt satisfying her. Can this be the case? She probably bored with his whiny aging fat ass and needs some space. With out him! What a way to spend your life chasing after a worthless piece of flesh hooker. his Posterlion is the same person who a few years ago was a newbie and disagreed with SA on living in Thailand and how wonderful it would be and how great Thai girls are. He didnt listen then. He has done a full circle on us. Now he writes books and poems on the dangers and problems. Anotehr who has fell to the vodoo charms of a washed up skanker.
SA's section is dying. Like a good sitcom it has to disappear and run its course. But, it did have a very good run. We now have a new crowd who doesnt know shit form shinola and continues to worry about the plight of their thai hookers. Many still can't figure out how to get in, release, and get out. They are like 15 year old boys who still can't tie their shoes. They still believe that these Thai skankers actually like them! In reality, they dislike us immensely. every one of us. even when you hand them cash, they still dislike you.
Then we have Traveler who loves to argue for the sake of arguing. Always in disagreement for the sake of disagreeing. Heres another dude who is sick with Thai pussyitis.
Juice, Bangkok is boring! Chasing hookers is boring. Going from one pussy to anotehr is boring. Fortunately SA has better outlets and certainly more productive ones than sitting at some worn out bar stool over a glass of suds drooling all over myself as Thai hos and skanks prance on by. But, then, the quality of men visiting this city is a 3 on a scale of 10. No wonder these people wish we would all go back home.
SA
Samus,
I really can't be bothered with guys who waste their lives away anywhere. Especially after they've been warned time and time again by the likes of you and myself.
Thanks btw for your short version of his writings - I hate long stories when it really just takes a few sentences to tell it all.
JuiceSpike
09-02-05, 17:39
SA,
Good to see you back ranting again....:D
I would not speculate on Poster too much as he is living it and we are just observers. But, I'm with you that chasing pussy gets boring after a while and I recommend newbies to find different things to do besides eating and fucking pussy... Speaking of eating at the Y I would be careful about this in terms of your dental hygiene...
Hey, some sitcoms get re-runs. The good ones.
BTW, have you spent your million yet? :eek:
juicer
Samus Aran
09-02-05, 21:30
Juice,
Hey, SA is on his second million!
Oh yea, the ranting continues. Posterlion makes a good target but as you know SA just likes to rile things up! The crap that some people want to go through is sometimes real deep and unnecesary to wade through. Yea, if Poster wants to trudge and drag his ass through shit and mud, better him then the rest of us. Posterlions story is old and grimy. He needs to get onto the next chapter. Like how he buys a new video game console and realizes that gaming is a better outlet than chasing skankers and dumps his live in skank for Mario and Z.E,Lda.
Pussy hunting for SA is a dead issue for SA. It is a bore. A snooze. Same shit. There are other things to do in Thailand or in fact anywhere than getting ridiculously involved with a Thai humper or overly excited for a paid cumshot.
SA is still around.
SA
http://operationvibration.com/ffp/
samus
bilko, the 1950's soapie. that is what we have here. a few "clever" petty frauds, a few cash rich (a la 1950s' grunts) dupes, a tropical background (pattaya is the south seas with white sperm whales, stagnant pools of water and lots of flashing lights and fat thighs thrown in). how about charlie chaplain? chester works his way through the toddlers of thailand. or laurel and hardy (another fine mess you've got me into).
what do they all have in common? very old reruns. we are talking about feral women (and children) trying to scratch out a living by getting the losers of the first world to throw them a few kopecks. look at the losers who trhive on pretty woman, scarface, [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) and private dancer. look at what they prattle on about. diving apart, they have no interests and they must come here to find someone to have a beer with because, where they come from, no one wants to have a beer with them. why? because their only hobby is second rate thai pussy. they have no hobbies, only chump change.
on another matter|: new orleans is really bad. it is awful the old retirees had to wait so long in the sun and shit to be rescued. whatever the arguments about la corruption etc, old folk should not be put to live in death traps. still, at least la will be saved the international ngo vultures swooping in on them. that part of the us would have suited you. but there is always a trade off.
maybe take a tour of this site. the american women and nibu in colombia threads are both interesting in perverse ways. because only the perverse here can rise above the mundane.
speaking of which: the charity in the above link has done some interesting things. they have sent vibrators to the women of iraq, condoms to australia (but after jack sprurtt was born:() and now they are feeding america's needy in a food4porn program. some of our contributors would be better involving themselves in such noble work rather than going to sri lanka to p&d& pump the poor
The Traveler
09-03-05, 10:59
...
She probably bored with his whiny aging fat ass and needs some space. With out him!
...
SA,
Poster isn't fat.
You sound like someone who got hurt by a woman and can't get over it, a lonely guy in grief.
JuiceSpike
09-10-05, 14:37
SA,
Sorry to see your sitcom die. Such is life. Domino seems to have some good advice about re-runs but he is too busy skanking in PI for further consultation...
juices
SA - you good man.
It's a shame this thread is no longer alive.
I will miss you.
Ph
Samus,
Check your pm for a Christmas Gift!
Santa
SA
If you give up this thread - which is philosophically 100x better then the rest of the Thailand forum - you will be guilty of treason towards the walking ATM's as well as as the WBE hardcore mongers ...
Would it be too much to ask you to come back?
Samus Aran
12-20-05, 10:58
Fellas:
OH YES! Upgraded to Senior Member without even asking. SA is special. Thanks Admin for the Xmas gift!
The annual "high season" for screwing humpers has begun. Please explain that to SA. "High Season" Mean like "Seasons Greetings with open legs" Is it like deer hunting season? Some date that makes screwing hookers in Thailand more acceptable? And then SA catches little beefs on the BTS from the hefty male crowd that the girls are charging 200 more baht this year for their serivces! If you can't afford the 200 baht and are bitching and moaning stay home.
Philo:
SA has been on this site for years and the crap doesn't change. Guys trying to figure out the angles with these hump machines. Is it necessary? Saying that this girl provdies a better GFE than the next! Oh My! Dudes it's a paid cumshot! Shoot and go! Its hysterical when these lowlifes want to exchange phone numbers of exceptional providers. What gives?
SA was taking a break from all of this nonsense. SA realized that this whole sex game is just a waste of time and that there are so many other enjoyable things to do. Frankly, its a wate of time and money. SA got religion!
For you video game guys, the Nintendo DS is fun. It is wi fi so SA just has to find a hotspot and then its gaming online through the handheld. So while SA sips the coffee at Starbucks, SA is playing Mario KArt DS or Animal Crossing.
SA is still around but with all of the other crap in some of the other sections of the ISG, SA finds it hard to put down the video game to get involved in some of the rambling nonsense.
3f is the way for 2006.
SA
oh happy day
good to see you are alive ..
sa wrote:
sa realized that this whole sex game is just a waste of time and that there are so many other enjoyable things to do. frankly, its a wate of time and money.
-
the game is what you say - sadder than the clown - but the therapeutic touch titties and feel skin and see a smile and visit a lipped bush is not at all wasted - it is the only thing that keeps you sane after a day of teaching, joysticking, reading, queing for a visa, trying to get a new job or drinking.
spas for white female trash, and lbfms for me ...
It is the season again...just witnessed a group of three old gits holding hands with three scrubbers in the Emporium....do these guys have no pride? Obviously looking for presents....would have done better in the Farm Supplies Shop with those three!!
Decided the 'New Season' must have started and sure enough it is going on everywhere. This is just very sad indeed. I can see no logical explination for a man to be doing this. Obviously the girl is making sure their new ATM is not going to run off with the next girl he sees!
Visited Phuket recently...why are all the girls so fat there? You would think that if you were trying to sell your body keeping it in good shape is a must...but no. It is 'Lard Arse City' - Hump, Eat, Sleep, Hump, Eat, Sleep. - Perhaps they should cut out the eating!?
Good to see you back SA -
Wayne
Samus Aran
01-06-06, 15:44
Fellas:
SA has to report on a Tshirt he saw today. Some old white turd was wearing a Tshirt with the following phrase silk screened on it.
"I am sick of white women!" He was walking along Suk with an ugly thai humper in tow.
SA thinks that this is going a bit overboard. Bad enuff he has to make an ass of himself walking along the street with his "associate." Is it really necessary to advertise your anger and look like a foolish old git?
This guy was asking for it from the white woman crowd. There are enuff beefy western women who could have laid this guy out. Why do some of these guys come here and act like complete f^&k ups?
Guys like this shoudl be shipped out of Thailand with a non invite stamped in their passports. What a shmo this guy is.
Any thoughts on these stupid tshirt phrases?
SA has seen 'Walking ATM machine" Would some of you guys actually wear shirts like this? Some lame white trash walking in town tonite!!
SA
JuiceSpike
01-06-06, 16:33
SA,
LOL. I have seen some of these guys walking around oblivious of their stupidy. But at least it is a good laugh. Sad fuckers they are...
Hope all is well with you.
juices
PosterLion
01-06-06, 19:36
Any thoughts on these stupid tshirt phrases?
I thought the "Same Same But Different" t-shirts were stupid enough.
You're right, this guy has gone overboard. He probably suffers from the all too popular self-inflicted disease of self-loathing. Such a pity.
poster
Terry Terrier
01-07-06, 02:26
Samus,
People-watching is one of the most boring, self-condemning activities known to mankind. But you make it seem almost enjoyable with your hilarious rants.
btw, In which part of the world did you decide to invest your newly-acquired 35 million baht?
Sean_Double
01-12-06, 18:46
SA,
Your post made me laugh out loud literally. I'd been thinking the same thing about stupid t-shirts and why these idiots wear them too. Its sort of funny when you see a " Good Men Go to Heaven, Bad Men Go to Pattaya" t-shirt for the first time in a stall, but to actually see scores of goofballs wearing them around at the same time is sad.
btw,
Thanks for reminding me of the word "schmo," I haven't heard it in a long time.
Best,
Sean
SA,
I’ve seen a nice T-shirt today, it shows Al Pacino’s face in one scene of Scarface and at the bottom it says ‘TRUST NO B I T C H!’.
Should I buy one? Or should I send a letter to the TAT suggesting that they buy loads of them and hand them to each single monger that lands in Thailand when they go through immigration?
Samus Aran
01-12-06, 22:52
Gladiator:
Better yet, ship it to some of the lame ass posters in the ISG who continue to put Thai humpers on pedestals and consider Bangkok and Pattaya and the likes a sacred place. Start with the Traveler.
What amazes me is that men actually buy and wear these shirts. On any given nite in NaNa you could several men proudly displaying there new 199 baht purchase. What a pity. Thailand is a dead end for most people. They just need to advertise it SA guesses.
SA
The Traveler
01-14-06, 18:07
SA,
just to remind and enlighten you - maybe you forgot, but we have met (you, Tap and me) - I would never wear this kind of shirts, they are stupid and I prefer nice polo-shirts (usually sliced cotton).
BTW, did you ever look into a mirror ? When we met you were wearing shorts and sandals with white socks, something I would never wear as well, especially in BKK.
I also never called Bangkok and Pattaya a sacred place, in fact I don't like them much and prefer upcountry and the islands. LOS has so much more to provide than these artificial environments for tourists who are cluttered with folks who don't know how to behave.
Sadly enough, too many losers there, who all came to LOS for the wrong reasons. Some are there only for cheap pussy cause they can't score or afford farang pussy, others hide from police and others are just plain losers who got stranded there. Only very few live a decent life. BTW, why did you went to LOS, for the Thai food ?
ThaiVisitor
01-15-06, 04:50
Sadly enough, too many losers there, who all came to LOS for the wrong reasons. Some are there only for cheap pussy cause they can't score or afford farang pussy, others hide from police and others are just plain losers who got stranded there. Only very few live a decent life. BTW, why did you went to LOS, for the Thai food ?
A very interesting point and observation.
Just a matter of interest, what would be the right reasons for coming to LOS? Also, why did you come to LOS? Do share.
Cheers
Tee Vee
The Traveler
01-15-06, 10:11
***********,
in case you are really interested :
My family used to own some property there, so it was just a matter of time for me to visit LOS. Later on I moved to Thailand to work there, not like many others who first go there and then need to find a job to make a living. During that time I had build up a lot of connections, made many friends, bought some property and got (traditionally) married to a HiSo Thai. After being seperated from her I (legally) married another MidSo Thai. So I had always good reasons beyond the mongering purpose for going to LOS.
I also often used Thailand as a "jump off" point for traveling to other SEA countries.
There is no RIGHT reason which would be valid for everybody, it always depends on your personal situation. I was rather referring to guys who go to LOS to hide from police and the like or those who just go there for some cheap pussy but when running out of money got stranded instead of moving back home.
BTW, I asked SA that very same question a couple of times. He always refused to answer, guess why ?
But he keeps telling us what kind of losers all those tourists are, who come to LOS to relax for a couple of days and of course have some affordable pussy as company during that time. The biggest losers for him are those who develop honest feelings for a girl. I call it human.
Another member of this forum, who claims to know SA once told me that SA just moved to LOS for the barboys because he is gay. I can't confirm it, met him only once and never saw him picking a boy or katoey, but also never saw him picking a girl either. I also wouldn't blame him for being gay, for each it's own, but that might explain his rantings.
Again, no insult intend, I just repeat what I have been told, so it's pure hear-say.
ThaiVisitor
01-15-06, 10:36
***********,
in case you are really interested :
My family used to own some property there, so it was just a matter of time for me to visit LOS. Later on I moved to Thailand to work there, not like many others who first go there and then need to find a job to make a living. During that time I had build up a lot of connections, made many friends, bought some property and got (traditionally) married to a HiSo Thai. After being seperated from her I (legally) married another MidSo Thai. So I had always good reasons beyond the mongering purpose for going to LOS.
I also often used Thailand as a "jump off" point for traveling to other SEA countries.
There is no RIGHT reason which would be valid for everybody, it always depends on your personal situation. I was rather referring to guys who go to LOS to hide from police and the like or those who just go there for some cheap pussy but when running out of money got stranded instead of moving back home.
BTW, I asked SA that very same question a couple of times. He always refused to answer, guess why ?
But he keeps telling us what kind of losers all those tourists are, who come to LOS to relax for a couple of days and of course have some affordable pussy as company during that time. The biggest losers for him are those who develop honest feelings for a girl. I call it human.
Another member of this forum, who claims to know SA once told me that SA just moved to LOS for the barboys because he is gay. I can't confirm it, met him only once and never saw him picking a boy or katoey, but also never saw him picking a girl either. I also wouldn't blame him for being gay, for each it's own, but that might explain his rantings.
Again, no insult intend, I just repeat what I have been told, so it's pure hear-say.
Good point.
I remembered when I was stying in BKK and was having this conversation with an American in his early 30s. He was pissing it off about how he came to LOS after graduation with some money intending to travel a couple of years before finally getting to work back home. LOS was his stop as he heard from friends about, as you put it, cheap pussies. Wine, women and song got into him and soon he was penniless. Don't know his full story but it been years now and he's working as an English Language teacher (aren't they all?) with a miserable pay of 18,000 baht, and doing some sideline visa runs. Said he couldn't go back now as after all these years, a job in the US would be difficult as companies would rather hire fresh graduates than him. Don't know how true it is.
The worst part is he blamed his friends and the environment, etc, etc except himself for his pathetic situation. Rents are behind and yet he still goes out to bars, hoping to hook a BG, etc, etc.
I think these are the real losers, not the tourists, as hey, what's wrong with relaxing a couple of days with cheap pussies as long as you got your head intact?
Cheers
Tee Vee
Sean_Double
01-15-06, 10:51
A very interesting point and observation.
Just a matter of interest, what would be the right reasons for coming to LOS? Also, why did you come to LOS? Do share.
Cheers
Tee Vee
Yo Tee Vee,
Is that really a fair question? It seems a little too personal and open ended. Would you like to answer it?
Do Share.
Beers,
Sean
ThaiVisitor
01-15-06, 11:06
Yo Tee Vee,
Is that really a fair question? It seems a little too personal and open ended. Would you like to answer it?
Do Share.
Beers,
Sean
Hi Sean,
I don't feel the question is unfair as its a genuine question to understand different perspectives. There are no grades to be given and the answers to it will also not be wrong as its a matter of perspective and opinions.
Personally, I don't feel there are any wrong reasons for anyone coming to LOS. Hell I love this country too and I'm based, more or less, permanently here with my Thai Wife, 11 year old step son, and my 2 boys age 5 years and 3 months.
In that aspect, every reason to come to LOS would then be right.
The runaway hiding from the law comes to LOS because he feels this is a good and safe place for him to hide (I've met a few in the South) and at the same time making good of his life where he can't back home (I'm in no position to say whether he should be put behind bars).
The small entreprenuer coming here to try his fortune because he feels there are better oportunities here for the small sum of money he has.
The holidaymaker whether a big spender or back packer coming here to enjoy the wine, women and song, or taste a different culture.
Or the retiree who decides to upstack and plant his seeds here for who knows why.
They all have their reasons and I'm in no position to say that its wrong. Just only that for better or worst, they should hold responsibities for their own lives. (BTW, I'm not about to post anything that I find will lead to, or fuel existing flame wars or grudges :D)
Cheers
Tee Vee
SA just moved to LOS for the barboys because he is gay.
Well, that would explain SA's misogyny (and perhaps also the sandals and white socks).
Self-denial of sexual orientation, frequently leads to resentment of women.
Sean_Double
01-15-06, 11:37
Hi Sean,
I don't feel the question is unfair as its a genuine question to understand different perspectives. There are no grades to be given and the answers to it will also not be wrong as its a matter of perspective and opinions.
Personally, I don't feel there are any wrong reasons for anyone coming to LOS. Hell I love this country too and I'm based, more or less, permanently here with my Thai Wife, 11 year old step son, and my 2 boys age 5 and 3 months.
In that aspect, every reason to come to LOS would then be right.
The runaway hiding from the law comes to LOS because he feels this is a good and safe place for him to hide (I've met a few in the South) and at the same time making good of his life where he can't back home (I'm in no position to say whether he should be put behind bars).
The small entreprenuer coming here to try his fortune because he feels there are better oportunities here for the small sum of money he has.
The holidaymaker whether a big spender or back packer coming here to enjoy the wine, women and song, or taste a different culture.
Or the retiree who decides to upstack and plant his seeds here for who knows why.
They all have their reasons and I'm in no position to say that its wrong. Just only that for better or worst, they should hold responsibities for their own lives. (BTW, I'm not about to post anything that I find will lead to, or fuel existing flame wars or grudges :D)
Cheers
Tee Vee
Tee Vee,
I couldn't agree more. I was being sort of sarcastic when I posted to your response to The Traveler.
I agree with everything that you said so well. I could't have put it better.
Best,
Sean
The Traveler
01-15-06, 16:17
...
I think these are the real losers, not the tourists, as hey, what's wrong with relaxing a couple of days with cheap pussies as long as you got your head intact?
***********,
yep, exactly what I meant.
These "expats" always blame circumstance and others for their misery, never their own (mis)behaviour.
Member #4351
01-15-06, 21:10
Well I met S.A. in BKK and would bet that he is in no way gay. Very nice guy, well spoken and in excellent physical condition. It was interesting seeing the instantaneos change in Nana BG demeanor when he started speaking Thai to them.
PosterLion
01-16-06, 16:13
Self-denial of sexual orientation, frequently leads to resentment of women.
Well Sir, I wish someone would have told me this a long time ago! Now I don't need to think about it anymore because I've spent far too much time in my life debating and/or considering the "Am I gay or not?" question.
I possess respect and a general feeling of warmth at the mere thought of womanhood and a general dislike and a general chill at the mere thought of most men.
Verdict: Not gay.
Personally, I wouldn't care if the verdict were to the contrary. I merely wanted to know the answer.
Thanks Coma! By the way, how did you know that? ;)
poster...
The Traveler
01-16-06, 23:46
Again,
I didn't say that SA is gay.
I was told that he is, but I can't confirm it, so it's pure hear-say.
The Traveler
01-16-06, 23:48
David,
did you see that he took a girl or was he just talking to any of the BGs ?
If yes, we finally have solved the riddle where he picks his girls and he can't flame others anymore taking "ugly" girls as he is fucking the very same ones.
JuiceSpike
01-17-06, 00:13
What would you say if I told you that a "senior" member told me that you were also gay and even though you take girls from bars is not to fuck them but to disguise your sexual orientation in front of other board members and that all your pictures of posing women you have posted you never actually fucked but it was also to disguise your gayness?
That would total bullshit in my part, right?
Right.
So why you do it to others? Why fabricate a rumor without identifying your "confidential" source for that information? You don't have the balls to say who gave you that rumor?
C'mon man, I thought you were "straight."
Anyway, I have met SA and he is not gay as Traveler is making the rumor go around.
What Traveler and others don't get is that SA hits a raw nerve with many and although his choice of words sometimes are not "politically correct" he makes a good public service announcement message to many newbies. Besides, many of you take him too seriously.
juices
The Traveler
01-17-06, 02:47
juice,
i never rated that guy as "confidential".
the reason for not giving out his name is very simple :
first, i don't give out names of people who pm me. remember why domino jumped on me ? because i refused to give him names. he was insane enough to believe that a handle in a sex oriented website would help to get these guys. but what charge them for ? they have committed no crimes and only asked for the workplace a girl named ging who looked young but was a confirmed 18yo.
second, i don't really remember his handle. he had contacted me twice (as far as i remember) almost two years ago. i don't have his message anymore because i usually delete 99% of my messages immediately after i have read them.
regarding sa :
yes he likes to provoke, no doubt about it. met him once and he was ok to talk to. he is just an average guy. i said that very often and even defended him in the past.
it's not the message he tries to get through and which is quite stupid iimo. it's the fact that he is ranting and flaming everybody who is different or not handsome anymore. he judges people without knowing shit about them and his wording towards p4p girls is devaluating. i oppose his behaviour, never the person itself and you know that very well. he is rather a character than a real person in here.
btw, i have no prob if anybody would call me gay, nothing wrong with it. maybe i am, who knows ?
even better, cause domino's accusations that i "[CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) ****d girls" would prove wrong per definition. but we all know he would immediately accuse me of "[CodeWord125] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125) ****d boys". don't know based on what, probably his fantasy.
ok, feed the monkey and see if he dances :
domino, i am gay !!!
Well there is no way SA is Gay. No Gay man would ever been seen in public wearing shorts and sandals with socks. Then Mr. Fashion sense complains about others wearing T shirts. What a riot!
I take SA for what he seems to purport a wind-up and to the effect his posts make me laugh. What is even funnier is the people who take advice from a person who elevates playing video games above human contact while sitting there in his shorts wearing sandals with socks.
JuiceSpike
01-17-06, 15:51
So the "senior" member was right about you... Nothing wrong coming forward.
juice
The Traveler
01-17-06, 22:30
Juice,
lol, but how could this "senior" member know about it ? :confused:
I am irritated, you believe me (you really do, right ?) but your pal Domino doesn't.
Would you please reassure him that I am indeed gay ! Thank you
Not really sure why some continue to throw doggie treats to the lonely, CM'ing, homosexual troll.
So predictable.... living an obviously sad lie of a life thats almost funny.
The Traveler
02-07-06, 00:46
Hi Bill,
nice to see you around.
We all missed your informative posts. :)
Terry Terrier
02-07-06, 02:41
You just fed one, Traveler (and so did I, with this post).
But you're right. It's good to have this one back: It reminds us of much that used to be bad about this little corner of the ISG. How appropriate that it chose to post in a dying thread.
Bill,
Domino in Thailand is still a live thread. But, despite all his odd character flaws, Dom is a bright guy who suffers fools badly. Maybe best that you don't visit.
The Traveler
02-07-06, 22:29
Terry,
I just post crap where it belongs.
Hail SA and all you other crackheads ...
ph just ventured in to see what was going on. ph left BKK a looong time ago, and now lives in the jungle with a wife and a daughter (none of them from the bar scene - but never the less ph is broke, drunk and depressed ...).
This very evening ph is in a cheap Thai hotel/brothel (is there any difference?). But ph - having a little tiger to take care of - dont screw anymore. In fact, ph hardly has the energy to lift the glass ...
Need a new beer. Nice to see ya again
Yours sincerely ph
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