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Samus Aran
12-24-02, 06:40
sexreview:

I just landed my spaceship in Pattaya. Looking for interstellar sexfreaks... oh my gosh this place is loaded with them.... Lets see... I count 10500, 10501, 10502, 10503... Wait, dont interrupt me I am going to lose count...10504... sexfreaks... Dude you have got to be serious... You are asking somebody to count for you... Looks like there is lots of people here... Maybe you should stay home we dont need anymore freaks. I suggest to get a Pattaya video. If crowds and people are going to ruin your fun maybe you should stay home!....we dont need any more freaks. I am concerned about you. Does this kind of stuff keep you awake at night? .... Geez, I wonder if there will be enough pussy in Pattaya....Seriously....

You know I have read your criticism of Z and of Pattaya. First of all sir, what other parts of Thailand do you visit? There is so much to see in Thailand. Do you think all of the pussy is in Pattaya? Any seasoned veteran of Thailand knows that the true arm pit of Thailand is Pattaya! The ugliest, rudest, and snarliest hookers work Pattaya. You need to get out... Dont knock Z, he knows what he is talking about!

Mr. Ting Tong:

For the lowest class sex tourist, Thailand is a true haven. Just walking the streets you see how the tourists behave and take care of themselves. They need a good class in hygiene. They bring with themselves a couple of thousand dollars and for some less than $100 and think their shit dont stink! This is what has turned Pattaya into a black eye. The cheapo tourist who wants to sleep in a pig sty and then rent a hooker for 1500 baht. I thank you for your support. Pattaya can be fun but you need to stay in a first class hotel away from the mess on the streets. Besides, you have to be pretty lame to go on a long airplane ride that cost $1000 or more, to rent a $10 a night hole in the wall place with a pail as your sink, toilet, and bathtub--- just to get laid. To me it doesnt make good economic sense.

Samus Aran, Metroid Prime ,signing off...............

Samus Aran
01-07-03, 04:07
Earthlings in Thailand:

Samus Aran here from Metroid Prime

A few questions for my upcoming landing in Thailand:

1. What will the weather be like in April?
2. Where can I score some Viagara?
3. Recommendation on top massage parlors
4. Hotels in the top end range.
5. What is the difference between st and lt?
6. If I want to buy a Thai sex worker a gift is this acceptable?
7. Am I allowed to show affection towards these women in public? LIke holding hands or will I look funny and out of place... I am 27ears old.
8. Recommendations on good restaurants, please.
9. What is the best way out of the airport?
10. Can i rent a "girl" to be my tour guide?
11. Does Thailand accept travelers checks?


Enough for now.

If I have other questions I hope I can get a reasonable answer.

Signing Off,
Samus Aran

Samus Aran
01-17-03, 06:17
Larryone:

Interesting post. I think you hit it right on the nose. The idea of not sharing any intimacy with a Thai hooker other than getting your rocks off is the best way to handle the hooker/client relationship. Others who feel obliged to take the girl shopping, rent them for days at a time, look foolish and naive. They are the ones that have "ATM" and "Look at me I am stupid" pasted onto their balding foreheads. And, you are correct in saying that most of the hookers look terrible during the day. Moreover, I wouldnt be caught dead with the best looking Thai hooker in any shopping situation. Hookers are for sex!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
01-17-03, 06:23
Adam0225:

I will help you out.

In my opinion, the area on Ratchada Phisek rd has the greatest abundance of soapies in one area. A massage mecca if you want. Poseidon, Cleopatra, and several others are within walking distance. If you cant get laid or find a suitable soapie girl in this area I suggest that you drop out of the male gene pool.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
01-18-03, 10:37
Sexreview:

Pussy is pussy! No matter where you go in Thailand there is always an abundance of beaver available. Those who believe that the pussy is better in Bangkok, or Pattaya, or Phuket, or Chiang Mai are just being to picky. Its like saying one McDonalds serves better tasting burgers than another one. You know the answer to this one.

It seems silly to sit on a very long airplane ride from whatever country with the intent on screwing many girls and then all of a sudden arrive in Thailand and get choosy over pussy. Personally, I find Pattaya hard core and too far of a taxi ride or bus ride for pussy. Pussy is a stones throw from any hotel in Bangkok. IF getting laid is the sole purpose of your trip then Bangkok will do. If you want to fu.ck by the sea then maybe PAttaya or Phuket will do... Or if you want to screw in the mountains maybe Chiang Mai... But be realistic about the whole pussy game.

People should not come into this website and give false information about pussy being more special in one place over another. That is plain bullshit!

I'm with you!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
01-19-03, 06:17
Tapioca:

Samus is here to offer advice not drivel. Just want to keep my hands in the thick of things... I will be dropping in from time to time...

Tapioca: When is your next trip to Thailand?

Samus Aran
Metroid Prime

Samus Aran
02-01-03, 15:56
Fellas:

Let me add my few cents worth concerning owning a bar in Pattaya. As already stated by Joe Z, there is a tremendous amount of work and little reward. English teachers in Thailand do better with less work. Anyone considering getting involverd in this racket is not doing his research. I would assume that the majority of you have had successful careers in many fields law, medicine, sales, education etc... What makes you think that with your lack of experience in running a bar that you will be a successful bar owner in Thailand? Also, why would you want to get involved in this sleazy business?

I also assume that most of you would do your homework before investing any sum of $$$. If you do your homework on getting involved in the bar business, you would find out that the return is low and the headaches high. Furthermore, I would guess the reason that you want to get involved in the business is that your Thai bar girl/friend is pushing you to get involved. It also away to get a longer visa. Listen up, the pain to get the new visa in Malayasia is nothing compared to the problems and bullshit involved in running any type of business in this country. Think about the headaches of running a business in the USA and multiply it by 1000. So, in my opinion it is a foolish investment. As the saying goes, "A fool and his money in Thailand are easily parted."

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
02-07-03, 06:17
Tapioca:

Hey, is Samus Aran of Metroid invited to your reunion party in Thailand?

Have you forgotten about me?

Let me know the details.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
02-08-03, 10:43
Tapioca:

Samus will be there on the 15th. TLR... Time - we can determine later. Others may join if interested.

Samus Aran
Metroid Prime

Samus Aran
02-27-03, 05:17
Phallus:

I have been to several gyms in Bangkok. I would have to recommend the Olympic Club at the Phatumwan Princess Hotel in Siam Square. The rate is 450 baht and that includes the pool. The gym is large with enough free weights, machines, and cardio equipment to keep you busy. They have a full schedule of aerobics classes also. It is nicely located off the skytrain at the Siam station. Head towrds MBK Shopping Complex. The hotel is right next to MBK. The pool is a salt water mixture and is 25meters in length. Nice for Thailand.

Tapioca:

So what are your plans?

DJ:

Keep up the emails.

Joe Z:

Always the wordy one.

Samus Aran
Metroid Prime

Samus Aran
03-08-03, 05:05
Gentlemen:

About mobile phones. A true player never, ever gives out his phone number. The girls can be relentless with these phones calling you at all hours of the night. If you believe that having a mobile phone in Thailand is going to make you feel cool and important, then so be it- get the most expensive ones so the bargirls can fondle it. (They love to fondle phones for some reason). If you think answering the phone in a bar surrounded by all of your other pals is going to make them envious, then go buy one. The expats who live here in Thailand can spot these rookie tourist/punters a mile away.

You come on vacation to get the phone off of your ear. Why would you want to glue one to your ear while in Thailand?

Remmebr guys, we are in Thailand to be nice to these girls, pay them a sum of money for sex, and then say thank you and send them away.

Tapioca:

Are we still on for the 15th?

DJ:

How is the Cube?

JoeZ:

Enjoy the shorter posts.

Samus Aran
Metroid Prime

Samus Aran
03-08-03, 05:34
LukeSkywalker:

I will keep this post very tame.

You did not practice the 3f method! You went to see her more than once. This is the cardinal rule for true players in Thailand. Never see the same Thai/Pattaya ho more than one time. The second time you go she has hooked you. Obviously you are newbie to Thailand and fell for the vodoo charms of these girls. Said by a long deprated poster here, "The safest way to do Thailand is find, f*&k, forget.?" Are you aware of this? Many of us follow this method to a pefect T. I dont understand why you would want to be involved with a Thai hooker? I am not going to rehash an old argument that has been the subject of this board for a long time. Most of these girls already have Thai boyfriends or even other suckers like you living overseas and sending them $$ each month. Do you want to be a part of that? Now you are sitting in your office in England, and this girl is on your mind 24/7. My suggestion is to chalk this up to experience. Eventually it will disappear. Your next trip to Thailand should be a TRUE trip. That means no GFE and just plenty of 2hour episodes. I will repeat. DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH THESE BAR GIRLS! Be nice t o them but always 3f them.

Finally, the airport scene is hysterical. Loads of farangs and their associates saying their goodbyes. Truly a spectacle.

Heed my advice from somebody who has lived here for 5 years. Still single and Loving it in Thailand.

Samus Aran
Metroid Prime

Samus Aran
03-09-03, 05:56
Fellas:

Samus makes one post and everybody is jumping all over me. SA knows how to get some life into this site. I was just saying the truth. Yes I live here. I have met people like Joe Z and will meet Tapioca next week.

I am only giving out advice that you can either use or dont. But, dont come crying back to this web site and start asking for advice like Luke who is in la la land over a bar girl. He is just another statistic. I am just out to warn others about the traps in Thailand. I mean just because you have a few orgasms with a pretty girl doesnt mean you have to go all mushy and stuff.

Thailand is for multiple orgasms with multiple girls. Not for falling in love with somebody you barely know.

Joe Z: How is the warm weather in MI?

Tapioca: we still are on ?

Najene: You will fit right in when you are in Pattaya. From the way you physically describe yourself it will be difficult to pick you out from the crowd in Pattaya. 90% of the farangs in Pattaya have the disheveld hair and the impressive belly just like you. Is there anything really distinguishing so we can find you?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-09-03, 06:03
Tapioca:

I will be there Sat. 15/3. 7pm. Livng Room. Look for a tall guy, very unimpressive belly, nice tan. Probably carrying a new Cube game.

Is DJ going to be there?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-10-03, 07:03
Fellas:

I don't mean to come off to strong. Stirred things up a bbitin an otherwise dead site. Just want everybody to keep their heads on straight when coming to Thailand.

Meeting up this Saturday with Tapioca and others. I promise not dissapoint nor give up my stance. Also, nobody is allowed to bring their "associiates" to the bar. I mean how can we talk shit.

By the way, did you anybody see Najene from the Pattaya section roaming in Bangkok. He described himself as an older man with uncombed hair and a very impressive belly. Man, with those features he is going to hard to spot. With those characteristics he is going to blend right in with the rest of the "girthy" farangs.

DJ:

"WTF" is this all about. I disagree with the mobile phone conversation. Ask yourself, do I really want to bonk her again? Once is enuff, I think. But, of course SA has his own way of doing things.

Skinless:

Thanks for your support. SA is just keeping everybody balanced.

Tapioca:

What should I be looking for on the 15th?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-10-03, 12:41
Najene:

Glad you figured out how to get out of your front door and onto an airplane. See it wasnt that bad. Let me make some suggestions.

If you want to try the soapy experience do any of the Sabai's (Sabai LAnd, Sabai Room, Sabai Dee) 600 baht +1000 tip. In and out in 2hours. True 3f style.

Please stay away from the GFE. Wasting your time. Be a true man***** player and get to BUSINESS on these Thai Pattaya girls. I expect in your reports to hear you doing just that! Dont disappoint me.

By the way Najene, Pattaya Bay is filled with shit. Dont go in the water! Stay at the swimming pool.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-11-03, 04:07
SexReview:

Why are you giving out such inaccurate information? How could you even say that there are more girls in Pattaya than Bangkok? Furthermore, your statement that the girls are "better quality" than in Bangkok doesnt hold weight. Come on... All the girls have the same equipment. You can get real lousy girls in both Bangkok and Pattaya. "Hardened and non hardened" Thats like saying the McDonalds in LA tastes better than the McDonalds in Phoenix. What you see in Bangkok (Nana, Patpong etc...) is just the tip of the iceberg. More of the ugly girls work in Pattaya than anywhere else would be a more true statement. There are by far more girls in Bangkok than in other place in Thailand. Let me explain it to you:

The hookers that work in Pattaya are the rejects of the Thai men. Simply said: The Thai men wont fuck them so they realize that they have to eat from the hands of the overweight farangs. They move to Pattaya because this is where the farangs tend to congregate. The top end girls work in Bangkok because they know that this is where the $$$ is. The hookers in Thailand are nor for the Farangs, they are for the Thai men. Never forget this. We as foreigners are getting the bottom of the barrel hookers.

I am not saying to avoid Pattaya but stop giving out false information. Pattaya can be fun sometimes but be honest with everybody. Stop hiding the truth.

Maybe sexreview you should do some more research before spewing out words that dont make sense. Also, maybe you should get out more. Your trips to Thailand seem to revolve around Pattaya and nowhere else. No wonder you report the things that you do.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-12-03, 03:26
Irishlager:

Let me put it to you staright.

Change your phone number!

What is the deal with guys like you coming to Thailand and getting involved with a hooker? I am convinced that guys must think that it "cant happen to me." Or they think that this girl is different. I have repeated time and time again 3f all of these chics. So you had a few orgasms or 30, big deal. Stop getting all weak kneed with these girls. I would strongly suggest you forget about her or else! I am sure others will agree with me. This girl is reeling you in! Stop and think about it. How could you become seriously involved with some chic who opens her pissflap for $$$.

Take my advice. Dump the girl.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-12-03, 04:25
LukeSky Wanker:

Now you are talking like a true 3f man. I am happy that you have gotten over this little hurdle and are ready to do some real BUSINESS in Thailand. I dont suggest that you be mean to these girls but handle them this way. Like jiz its dead once it has been shot. Treat the girls the same way. Look for another target. That what the pussy scene in Thailand is all about!

Najene:

How you holding up? Havent heard from you in a few... KNowing him he is probably in love and broke. Oh, why do you guys do this to yourself...

Tapioca:

Sat, 7p, TLR

DJ:

What about you?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-12-03, 12:53
Somebody save Najene!

Who says she is not a sex worker. Is this "hot" thing staying with you for free?

You must be the first guy in Pattaya to find an associate who doesn't charge. Hurray! Did she give you the line," I am good girl. I no bar girl. I am different." Been said 1000's of time in that city.

Save yourself the heartcahe and pain in the future and get out of this little romance. Get back your player status an dget to BUSINESS on these Thai girls. You disappoint me.

SexReview:

Your way off dude.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-13-03, 08:24
Khun:

Of course SA knows nothing is for free. I was being overly facetious. There is not a free girl in Thailand anywhere and I want Najene to know this. While he thinks it is for free, any true player in Thailand knows that paying for the pussy in 2 hour episodes is much cheaper than hiring an associate for 4 days! I am with you khun, MP are the way to do the sex scene in Thailand. Nothing else is better value for your money other than the 5 finger knuckle shuffle performed by yourself.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-15-03, 04:34
Gentlemen:

Here is the way SA looks at it. If you are truly in Thailand for fucking which most of you are, I think BKK is a better choice. Listen to the reasons:

Airport to first pussy is 10 minutes away. Pattaya pussy is still over 3 hours away.

An extra fuck before catching your return flight isstill possible if in Bangkok. Pattaya to Airport fuck requires 6 or 7 hours of lead time.

What are we talking about guys? I am fed up with this conversation that the Pattaya pussy is different than BKK pussy! That is absurd... I guess we have a bunch of pickers and choosers... Sad with all this pussy flowing here....

You cant tell me that you like Pattaya better than Bangkok because of the clean ocean! Your here to screw anyways, why do you need to leave your room...

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-17-03, 03:11
Trip Report w Tapioca:

Time to put in my 2 cents worth.

Met Tapioca at The Living Room. Tapioca is tru to form drinking only OJ. He must have had 5 glasses during the evening. Must have a high vitamin c count. Anyways, chatted it up. Talked about the WSGForum, best postings, etc... Video games came up also. Tapicoa is still new at it.

Headed out to Nana. Went to Angel Witch. Young good looking girls. Tapioca's choice in women goes like this. Likes them with pimples, which means they have just reached puberty, and have received their drivers license recently.

Good story... Went into Casanova, a labyboy bar with Tapioca. As soon as we walked in the he-shes were all over us. Tapioca was ok withthis. He felt better once he had his oj in hand. Actually, we agreed that some of these he-shes were pretty good looking. Anyways, the he-shes were getting a little too friendly so we hightailed it out of there. Hit a few other bars. Action was lame. Not to many farangs around. All in all, Tapicoa and I had a good time.

Manon:

If i had $500 a day to spend it wouldn't be on pussy.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-19-03, 15:08
Khun:

What are you doing stealing my mojo? Takes years to work up to my status!

Tapioca:

Nope. Only go by the name Samus Aran. 3 other names have been eliminated. 3 days in Pattaya is enuff. Get the hell out of there.

Read some of your earlier posts Tap. I appreciate it that you now understand where I am going from when I get all over these guys and their outlandish remarks about the fun in Thailand and how wonderful it is to come back again, and again.

Guys, dont forget to eat at the only 5 star resaturant in Pattaya. The one with the "Golden Arches". Take my advice and get the double cheesburger with fries. Worth the extra 10 baht to supersize it.

When do you think I will get senior member status?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-20-03, 04:49
Yep... Better not touch this one.

Good Luck Bamse. Think of all the other "fun" you are going to be missing.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-23-03, 05:50
Let me add this about room cleanliness:

What do some of you cheapskates expect staying in 400 baht per night flea infested Bangkok humping cribs. You get what you pay for. Me... I stay in style and pay for the comfort.... Basically, your Marriots, Hiltons even the Hard Rock. Clean bathrooms with a bathtub to wash. Some of you guys I think like the pail/slop bucket routine to wash up

Get some class would you.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-23-03, 06:08
Tapioca:

Of course for you any girl would be aging fast in 2 years... Hey I've seen you in action... A 17 year old girl looks a lot older than a 15 year old girl... Are those the 2 years you are talking about... No trip to Korat this weekend. Same old shit there too...

By the way, SA will be in PAttaya for 2 days. April 21-23. Anybody else going to be there? Will be hanging at the Hard Rock Pattaya. Clean pool and clean sheets. Will go to my favorite 5 star restaurant also... You know the one with the big golden arches out front. Not too much into screwing the PAttaya brown skinned humping machines.. Hey I live here! I can say no.

Battling a real tough boss Tap,

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
03-26-03, 03:15
DJ:

Will be in Pattaya for 2 days in April. Definately staying 1st class. Staying away from the Beach Rd hookers. Low life hookers serving low life scumbags. I will do the soapies. In and out in 30 minutes or less.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-06-03, 14:03
Toosh and other worriers:

Was in Bangkok over the weekend. Lots of girls, few customers. Expect this to be the norm for awhile. After Songkran it gets even more deserted as the "high" season for fucking comes to a screeching halt.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-08-03, 02:45
Fellas:

SA will be in Bangkok from the 9 to 20. And then Pattaya until the 23. I will get you some up to date info on everything (Including the 5 star restaurants in Pattaya).

Skinless: SA will be leaving Korat and moving down to Pathum Thani near Thammasat University. Lots of those college chics to work on. However, I will keep my crib in Korat for weekend adventures. 4000 baht for to keep my den open. Not so bad.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-08-03, 04:18
JayF:

If it is No Hands that you want then it is the Galaxy Entertainment Plaza you should head to. They have the No Hands Restaurant. You choose a girl and she feeds you. Thus "No Hands" However, you will be dissapointed. No Hanky Panky in the room. Must buy her out and that will run you between 2000 and 2500. Food ok. Chinese tasting. Overpriced. Good for a one time experience. Better yet, eat fried frice on the street for 25 baht(better tasting) and save your cash and get 2 hos for the price of a Galaxy girl. Galaxy is located near Patpong. You can walk there easily.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-14-03, 05:58
Fellas:

Reported in yesterday's Bangkok post that 192 people have been killed so far in the Songkran weekend. That is just 2 days.! The return trip is still a day away. The Thai Govt. reported that they want to reduce the traffic deaths over Songkran by 20%. Shouldnt it be to 0? Absurd! It is safer to ride with the US Army in Baghdad than be a traveler/tourist in Thaland during Songkran! It is predicted that 400 people will die over the holiday. A new record.

The Cave is an S&M/Bondage place with girls in whips and chains. Located on Sukumvit 33 on the right hand side. First beer is 900 baht. After that 450. Havent been in yet but just doing the reporting. Ill give you a report on it in a day or two.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-15-03, 02:16
DJ:

As of Tues AM, 357 dead, over 20,000 injured. A new record. For future reference, stay away from Thailand during this holiday. The Thais and for the most part, the farangs act like total fu**ing idiots. Here you have a bunch of obese, water cannon carrying farangs thinking they are Rambo with a water pistol. How sad! Maybe I have been here too long, but acting all macho with a plastic water rifle is weak. These are the ugly tourists.

Vin: Choose a better hotel. The Nana Hotel is an absolute pig sty and for old farts who do not have the strength to walk a great distance. 30 years old. You should have some stamina to walk. Do some research.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-22-03, 03:25
Fellas:

SA is in Pattaya now typing this from the lobby of the Hard Rock Hotel. Very quiet in Pattaya. Talked to the pimp at Sabailand. Customers way down. Girls at the massage are taking 500 baht for a slip and slide fuck. The whole town is kind of depressed. In fact, Pattaya itself is depressing. I dont see much good here. I'm down here for 2 days to see some HK friends. I am cutting the trip short. Frankly, the girls are down right ugly in Pattaya. The water in the bat is as filthy as ever.

Choose the Hard Rock. Has the big pool for swimming and general lounging. You can't screw all day. The atmosphere at the hotel is light and fun. I just am not convinced that Pattaya is a great place. My vote is still for Nakorn Ratchasima. Maybe it is because I live 40 minutes away from the action.

Signing Off

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-23-03, 12:06
Fellas:

I did two weeks in BKK from the 8 to the 20. Songkran was a mess with old men in their underwear and guts hanging out running around with bazooka type water pistols playing Rambo. I stayed clear of that crowd. They looked like a bunch of 1st graders with a new toy.

I didn't get to check out The Cave. It is an S&M place on soi 33 Sukumvit. About half a mile down on the right. Sounded interesting. 1st beer is 900, second beer 450. seemed kind of steep. 2 beers equals a soapie.

Also, are you guys into kissing these brown skinned humping machines? I was at a soapie and ran out of fingers and toes the number of guys kissing these girls goodbye after there sex session. Is this common? The last person I want to kiss is a fuck and suck machine from a Bangkok bar. Guys... Clean up your act and get into the less emotional side of sex... Fuck and flee

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-25-03, 12:38
Sex Review:

Friend, I had those same girls you are talking about 3 months ago in my room. Why do you believe the mamasan that these girls are "country fresh?" Didn't you know that this is the line evrywhere! I thought you were a pro at this stuff but I guess not. Stop thinking you are getting the "virgins." Pattaya is for washed up pros. Stop worrying about length of service and get into humping these girls.

Your friend
Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-28-03, 03:43
In response to the email:

Certainly there are cheap places to stay in Pattaya. Some of us choose to stay in more lavish surroundings ie swimming pools, exercise room, internet, clean stainless sheets, large bed with appropriate mattress, a bathtub instead of a bucket and sponge. There are all types of accomodations... even in Disney World there are all types of hotels with varying prices. I sense from the email that he is wondering about why some men pay more money. Let me ask him this... Why spend $50,000 for a BMW when a Honda for $20,000 does the same trick? It is up to the consumer, you get what you pay for, I guess.

Sex Review:
No need to worry about the Cobra Gold crowd. They usually drink themselves into oblivion in Pattaya. Fear not my friend there will be plenty of pussy for you and the other Pattaya mongers. The busiest place in Pattaya for these guys will be McDonalds and teh hotdog warmer at 7-11...

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-28-03, 03:55
Fellas:

Check out this place. The Cave is a fetish bar on Suk 33 featuring whips and chains. Just opened. The web site is www.thecavebangkok.com.
Have only walked by it. Prices are steep. Nonmembers pay 900 bhat for first beer. 450 thereafter. Girlie drinks 250 baht. I do nto forsee this place staying in business long. Anyways, thought I would share something useful for once.

Zidaho: Stay away from the GFE. Continue with the one niters. Much better off! Trust me.

Tapioca: Havenot heard from you in awhile. How is the studying?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-29-03, 09:02
Posterlion:

You are just going to be another statistic in Thailand. A college educated man who was tricked by some 4th grade educated Thai girl over a little bit of "play." Do you honestly think that this girl is the first good girl in Thailand? Of course she is going to tell you what you want to hear. You must feel real lucky to have met the first Thai girl with a "heart of gold." You should know better to try and figure these girls out. Digging into their psyche and past is not important. You feel that maybe you have some future with this girl, maybe moving into her village and starting a new career in chicken farming and buffalo riding? Over what, a few paid orgasms!!! Come on, save yourself all of this aggravation and the rest of us the same story we have all heard over and over and forget about this girl. SA is only trying to help you... most of us in this forum know what the end result will be for you if you continue on this course with this little Thai girl.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
04-29-03, 09:08
Tapioca:

Good for u. I finished my MA also 2 weeks ago. Best news is I finished Met Prime last week. 4 months of aggravation. SA is moving down to BKK in JUly. So long to Korat although I will keep an apartment in Korat... A safe house.

Any chance of you coming back to Thailand?

Fellas;

It is damn hot here now. I will be heading to Bangkok tommorrow. I will give you an update on the crowds.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-01-03, 03:29
Fellas:

Thanks for the response to my post. Same stuff dished out. I want to know Posterlion, why are you posting this girls emails for us to read? Really, we all know about this crap and have read this shit before. You are not the first guy to do this. Save the rest of us the eyestrain. It is just wasting space and bandwisth. Can you paraphrase this Thai girls email crap for us next time?

For those of you coming to Thailand and looking for "love" SA wants to quote a line from the movie Moulin Rouge, the young prostitute Satine says, "Love makes us act like we are fools... Throw our lives away for one happy day..." The Thai version should be, " Throw your life away for a few orgasms that you pay..." Let me continue... and in their Roxanne number a dancer says to the lead actor who has fallen in love with Satine, the courtesan, "Never fall in love with or get involved with a woman her sells herself, it ALWAYS ENDS BAD!!!" Just a thought for those weak-kneed souls and wannabe high rollers who cant control themselves in Thailand and think true love can be found between the legs of a Thai hooker.

I was in Bangkok yesterday for a one dayer, not much happening... Spent time buying books for reading at the swimming pool at The Mall in Korat. SA will be moving down to Pathum Thani but will keep a pad in Korat. As Skinless points out, Korat is a forgotten paradise if you know where to look.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-02-03, 02:02
skinless:

Not to worry my friend. SA will have plenty of weekend time in Korat. After a nice morning swim at The Mall and a few hours of reading in the sun, SA will stroll through the park in search of the only kind of "love and romance" in Thailand. That is the love that comes in 30 minute increments. Next... I have yet to get a pros name who works in Korat... knowing their names is too much effort.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-04-03, 02:18
Dinghy:

There is nothing in Pattaya that you cant get closer to home. I live in Bangkok. Why should I drive for 3 hours to get laid when I can walk to a soapie and in 1 hour be back home in bed? Pattaya is a city with no future. I just dont see any appeal going from bar to bar trying to be cool while twirling a little Thai nymph around on your lap.

SA has been in Thailand for almost 5 years... The novelty of easy sex has worn off... In fact it is downright boring!. Yea, sure I screw these girls but I dont do it with the same fervor that some of you fells do. After all, no matter what way you look at it, in the end, it is just a paid orgasm.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-04-03, 02:28
I was at the soapies on Ratchada Phisek yesterday. For those of you who are into the massage parlors this is the place to go! Wall to wall "slots" for your pleasure. Variety of prices. Skip the crap on Sukumvit Rd and Patpong which is for lowlifes. The soapies on Ratchada are worththe trip. Nice hotel on Ratchada called the Emerald is worth a stay. But since it is around 2000 baht most of you sex hunters would avoid this.. prefering to stay in the 400 baht humping dens ... Yea, this wouldnt interest you. They actually have showers for your bathing pleasure and not a pail and sponge which some of you prefer.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-06-03, 03:03
Dinghy:

What do you mean? You have never heard of the massage parlors on Ratchada Phisek Road? Been hanging around the low life section of town ie Sukumvit, Nana, Pat Pong? Get out and expand, my friend. Ratchada Phisek is a large road in Bangkok. There is basically about 3-4 square miles of Soapies. Names such as Emmanuel, Hi Class, Nataree, Poseidon, Caesars, etc... This is soapie heaven. Actually, this is where the Asians go and hump.

Prices vary... The Emerald is around 2000 baht per night. Only room within walking distance from Sopie Heaven. Believe me when I say that there is life outside of the slum areas of Nana and Patpong.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-08-03, 03:45
Fellas:

Are we really having this discussion again? Some of you have written some very lengthy discourses about money, Thai girls, and helping them out. I hateto reiterrate my point again but it seems that nobody is listening. If you choose to get emotionally involved some bar girl expect to be "burned". I have warned you all but some of you still choose to play the game and then come crying to the board. "Oh she is a good girl." "She is different." "Only been working for 2 weeks"(which means two weeks in that particular bar , but years of selling sex. Same profession different location) "You are the best for me!"

DO you get sick of listening to this crap? I wonder if you guys just go to Thailand just to play head games? Do you have time for screwing these girls? That is what Thailand is all about. Having fun with a Thai humping machine for a couple of hours and then saying your goodbyes. Why is it difficult for some of these men to see this? THis is sex for $$$. Plain and simple. Keep your mind and heart out of the equation. Us high rollers here know the game and play it well. Simple and safe sex.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-09-03, 04:52
Fellas:

I believe and I will always defend the 3f approach. Sure, I pay for sex now and then, when the time is right. Big deal! Anybody with a few baht can do it. However, I dont get all wishy washy over some girl who spreads her legs for dough. That is like thinking you wont burn your hand when playing with fire.

And Juice, I like your take on the guys who continue to send money to a hooker once they have left Thailand. "Does that entitle him to special treatment when he returns to claim that pussy?" I have seen it on numerous occasions, a guy returns to visit his associate in a hooker bar and he gets upset when she is not available for him because she is out "turning" another guy. It happens constantly. I also like your point. "What are you getting in return by sending a ho $$$ through Western Union?" It is wasting a few hundred dollars if you ask me. You dont even get to touch her! She is out humping away on some other rod. And yes, I am the man!

Many of the customers in Thailand forget that sex in Thailand is a business transaction. There is no gray area here. Like I have said before, it is like visiting the dentist. The dentist does his job, you pay the bill, and say "Thank You". Do you continue to send him $$$ for his service? No. Why is it then that so many farangs coming to Thailand act like complete f*&*ing morons when it comes to hookers? Do they believe that they are going to outsmart the girls? Shit, the inbreeding in this service industry is generations deep. Bottom line is if you dont understand the rules of the game get off the court and go home. Dont embarass yourself.

Meatman:

However, you would like your housewife to act like a "ho" when it is appropriate. Now that is what we should all be striving for.. A quality housewife with "ho" qualities.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-09-03, 07:51
Also,

If I could one more thought.

Don't we normal people pay for "services" rendered? What "services" are being rendered when you are sending $$$ from your home base while not even seeing your bar hooker for months on end?

What "services" os she providing to you? I know that she most likely is "Servicing" others while you sit by the phone playing the dutiful boyfriend. Shes out banging away. Furthermore, even staying in contact with them via email, letter writing, phone etc... is silly and unnecessary. Please start treating these girls like other hookers. That is pay them for their time and be rid of them. I mean it in a friendly sense of course. Stay far away from any emotional entanglements with these people. Just use them for their orifices and be done with them. I cant explain it any clearer than that.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-11-03, 11:49
Joe Z:

The Old Philosopher.... Great stuff... And spot on in every way. Eloquent as always. In fact, I think I will print it off along with Juice's take and maybe in a few years put together a Thai Women and Advice book to be placed in the seat back of every flight coming to Bangkok. A warning guide, tip guide, etc. I might dig back and get some of the more famous writings from people like Bobo and you know who. Makes for great memories.

Juice

Your writing is also full of truths. Dont worry about being cynical. It is tough game getting involved in this scene. Dont let your guard down. The 3f approach, with no name getting, is the only way to play the game.

skinman:

Those zeldpussy quotes are worth repeating frequently.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-18-03, 09:01
Fellas:

SA just came back from a 3 dayer in Pattaya. Here is the latest.

The US military has a high presence in Pattaya now due to Cobra Gold exercises that run until the 29 of May. Dont worry guys there is plenty of pussy available. Most of these guys drink too much to hump anyways. SA stayed at the Hard Rock which was housing a couple hundred of them. It surprised me how out of shape these military guys are. Big guts and truly foul mouths. Anyways as far athe action goes, I did my regular tour through the soapies. Nothing impressed me much. I hit Sabailand and it seemed that the girls were getting uglier and uglier the longer I looked through the fish tank while I sipped my brew. I moved on to Sabai Dee but that was filled with Arabs so I didnt stay long. Finally went to Sabai Room whic had the best assortment of chics. Chose one. The room was unimpressive. I know I am not here to discuss interior design patterns but it frankly looked drab and the smell of boodissy (BOOty, DIck and puSSY) permeated the air. The mattresses were so damn old that there were permenant indentations in all the right places. The girl was fun but the atmosphere and smell made me run out of there in 30 minutes. Typical SA style. Love it!

The food was above average. Same food stall shit. Stuck with McDonalds and KFC. At least I know what bad taste to expect.

OK enough said.

Samsu Aran

Samus Aran
05-20-03, 02:43
Skinless:

Its not that I dislike Pattaya, I just find that it has nothing different to offer than anyplace else in Thailand. I find it a bit low class and prefer a little more upscale atmosphere ie... shirtless foreigners walking the streets thinking they are all that, skanky looking chics, poor food, trash everywhere, polluted sea, rude employees the list is endless. I had some discounted rooms so I decided to stay the weekend at the Hard Rock. Nice pool and atmosphere. Seldom ventured out of the hotel. Frankly, there isnt anything special to see culturally in Pattaya. It is a city going down very fast. I prefer Korat. Has all the sex you want and I think it is a good place to set up shop. Close proximity to other cultural sites. It doesnt have the same low life feel like Pattaya but Pattaya is like Las Vegas, 2 days and you are spent. KOrat is a place that one could live in and feel comfortable.

TRack Addict:

Luckiest men on the planet just because these men come to Thailand and fuck young girls? I disagree with your assumption. Luck is for lotteries. Fucking girls has nothing to do with luck. Most of these men who come to Thailand and fuck are not the top of the mill men. Go back a few posts and read the postings by Joe Z and Juicespike about their opinions about men who come to Thailand. No where do they mention luck and these guys know the scene. Fucking can be done anywhere in the world. It doesnt have to be Thailand.

Samsu Aran

Samus Aran
05-20-03, 11:42
Tapioca:

Pattaya is so empty of tourists that they must have offered these guys great rates. In addition, I think they are sleeping 4 to a room, barracks style. Pattaya is perfect for these guys.

Sex Review:

Pattaya needs more guys like you. Willing to fly 2 days on an airplane for some uninspiring sex with a young Thai girl. You must be the luckiest guy in the world! Thanks for telling us your itinierary and plans. I'll sleep better tonite. We are all waiting eagerly for you reports on how you shtooped some Thai broad from Isaan. Do us all a favor and why dont you just recycle your previous reports from several months ago. Nothing is going to change. Blowjob here, fuck there, hand hob here.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-20-03, 11:55
Joe Z:

Amen. Just wanted to point out that fucking and luck dont have anything similar particularly when dealing with Thai hookers. In fact, luck is not in the equation. Luck can not be exchanged in Thailand. $$$ on the other hand can perhaps land you the dream Asian fantasy girl. And yes, if you cant laid in Thailand as a male you might as well get out of the gene pool. You are a disgrace to men everywhere. Yea, sex is easy in Pattaya, but the whole atmosphere of the place is over the top. But remember I live and work in Thailand (going on 6 years) so my view and perspective is somewhat skewed compared to the 2 week sex traveler.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
05-30-03, 05:08
Dinghy:

Its all about relief. SA firmly believes that a round of sex with any hooker is about relief. A 300 baht hooker, 500 baht hooker, 1000 baht, 5000 baht are in the service game of relieving male customers of their sperm and semen. While some people fell that a better looking, or longer hair, or big boobed girl will provide better releif... OK SA can dig that... BUt in the long run it is just about relesing your seed upon the world. There really isn't much more to it. Once you as a male get to this level of understanding, you will enjoy Thailand more. That is, not getting hung up with some Thai hooker for your whole vacation and trying to impress her with candle light dinners and expensive shopping trips. Basically turning her into your wife for 2 weeks or a month. And, you know what trouble comes with having a wife. Going to Pattaya or any sex area is strictly about relieving your sexual organ. It should be in know way to try and understand or get intimately involved with a hooker. I mean she has other penises to relieve.

Stick to the 3f method. Have a good time getting relief and move on to a new relief station.

Samus Aran

I dont know who posted it but whoever said," There are no 10000 baht Thai hookers only 10000 baht johns or customers." That is right on!

Samus Aran
06-01-03, 03:35
Khun:

SA does not disagree with you. Some men feel that if they spend big $$$ that the relief will somehow be better. Kind of the Japanes mentality... more means better. I dont buy it... but if it works OK. The choice for relief is varied. But, in any case it is a physical release. My point is... That the losers who walk the streets of Pattaya with an associate, brag about how many chics they nailed, or carry a mobile phone filled with the numbers of Bar hos... are not really enjoying himself. He is worried about impressing those around him... Getting sex in Thailand is so damn easy. SA feel sthat too many guys are looking at sex as something more than it really is. It is only relief... SA scored well in college with lots of girls in the USA who just wanted to fuck with nothing attached. This is where SA learned that sex without intimacy can be just as fun... I guess some guys have all the luck!!

Samus Aran

Guys enjoy Pattaya.

Samus Aran
06-02-03, 06:12
Studplayer:

About time somebody else besides SA steps in here and tells the rest of these guys about how to treat the Pattaya bar girl. You are exactly right in your attitude. If men dont take the point of view like you do they will continue to fall victims. Pattaya bar girls are for relief, PERIOD. I mean who cares if you got blown off by some bar chic. Move on and grab another. Dinghy feels hurt because he was ditched. You should be thinking about one thing when with a bar girl... In fact not even thinking... Just "hit" it a few times and forget about the experience. Release your seed. Does it need to be any clearer? Obviously Dinghy had some feelings for this girl. BIG Mistake in Thailand. Thai bar girls are not for loving fellas. They offer nothing. If you dont know the rules of the game get off of the playing field. Stud... SA has been advocating exactly what you have said for over 2 years and yet their is always some fella who falls into the trap or says it wont happen to "me"...Studplayer, visit this site more and help some of these newbies...

Hey Khun/Traveler:

I totally disagree with your assumption that men will never understand women especially Thai women. I undertsand them completely. I have no problems understanding this at all. Seems pretty easy to me. I also handle the USA girls no differently... If you play the bad boy attitude and ignore the USA girls, they will give you all the sex that you want! USA girls are not into the mushy romance crap either that many men in Pattaya believe will work on the bar ho. Another big mistake.

I believe that Studplayer is on the right track.... Spending more than an extra minute with a Pattaya bar ***** after you have been relieved is about 50 seconds too long.

Dinghy:

Stop whining and get over it. Thousands of other hos in Thailand / Pattaya who will give you the relief you are looking for. Move on my friend.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-03-03, 01:42
Traveler:

Sorry to disappoint you but just because you have had years of frustration with women doesnt mean the rest of us guys havent figured it out. The best way to handle them is to have a life of your own that doesnt put the girl first. Simple. If some chic doesnt want to go, big deal. If she wants to do other things let her. The idea is to not control her. Let them have a life. I am usually to busy with much better things in life to be worrying over some woman. This is my point... You be in charge of your life. Dont let women control it for you which seems to be the case for you my friend. Nuff said. I will move this discussion. Never been to Europe so I dont know. As far as USA women, well I just do my own thing and not be some butt wipe for them which seems to be the case for most guys.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-09-03, 07:09
Dinghy:

Forget about the whole thing and get back into the game. Keep it all strictly business with these girls. I see that you are learning about these hos. Good! Youve been lied to before for more money that a simple 500 baht bar fine. Move on friend.

Dont think about anything else than boning any of these girls and then paying her to leave. A paid orgasm if you will. It doesnt get any better or clearer than that. Black and white. Absolutely no grey area here. Regardless of what other advice is peddled here, SA is telling you that the 3f method is the only method to follow. Eventually every body come around to this style. Why not start off the right way?

Your friend
Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-22-03, 03:52
Traveler:

SA didnt mean to start anything. Just commenting on your comment that men will never figure women out. SA has them all figured out. Sometimes they have their moments, but they are just moments. Yes, while in Thailand the target is women. Fucking them and then forgetting about the whole deal. Doesnt matter what kind of looks you have or shape your body is in, cash rules. SA likes it that way. Play for pay... Absolutely the best way to do Pattaya.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-22-03, 04:13
Fellas:

Looking for aprtments and such in the center of Bangkok. Well let me add this, SA is moving out of Korat down to Bangkok. I certainly will miss Korat. I hAve to make it my weekend place. I will be moving to the outskirts of the city near Future PArk which is north of the airport near Thammasat University. This translates into college educated girls looking for some extra cash. I will be near Dream World. No its not a ho house but rather an amusement park on the Nakhon Nayok-Rangsit highway. I did the house hunting bit. Let me report this. Get away from the city. Pussy is available everywhere in Bangkok. Where I am at, the masaage parlor mecca of Ratchada is 20 minutes away. Maybe I hit it 2 times per month. I would prefer to live in a nice community than have a 2 minute walk to the nearest bar on some rat infested soi off Sukumvit of other inner city roads. Anyways, I have a 2 story townhouse, 2 bedrooms, full kitchen, tv, water purifier, washing machine, the works for 5500 baht per month. It is a master planned community. Has its own swimming pool, weight room, restaurants, mini marts etc. Located 7 miles from Future Park. SA is happy with this choice. Advice to those looking to live in BKK. Choose your location wisely. Dont come to retire or live here because you want pussy around you all the time. Believe me as a young man working here, it gets old and stale. Choose where you live because it has a nice community around it similar to your life lets say in USA. Dont give up the necessities of life for some snatch. If you are looking for places, check out these master planned communities that are on the outskirts of the city. Townhouses are nice deals. Spend the day walking through them. Some will have large houses for the price that you would pay for some dump on Silom or Sukumvit. Have a Thai prepare for you in Thai a letter explaining what you are looking for . Then pound the pavement and just hand out the flyers. The Thais know what is available. Also, use a realtor. Let them do the work for you. Of course, they get acommission usually equal to one months rent but then nobody works for free. Remember, get a place that suits you. Dont move because the hos are a stones throw form your front door. SA has got a nice set up in a tree lined street with all the goodies. Dont go for a garbage lined alley just because a bj is a 50 meter walk away.

Anybody not having health insurance is asking for trouble. Blue Cross Thailand carries policies and it would be very wise to invest in it.

SA has been here for 5 years and has never had a problem with a Thai bank. I wouldnt suggest dropping your life savings into a bank account here. Use your head. Debit cards are available at many banks here. Keep your USA credit card.

Hope this stuff helps. Use the advice wisely.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-22-03, 04:44
Irish:

In my experience Plaza Enetrtainment Complex has several floors of girls. When I was there, one of the floors only had big titted girls sitting in th efish bowl. It seemed the floors had a different theme ie. light skin, dark skin, pudgy, big tits etc... This is a big complex. Most of the taxi drivers know it.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-25-03, 02:17
Freeler:

I have peddled out enough advice about Thailand and all of the pitfalls. I feel most newbies coming to Thailand have this idea in their head ,"It wont happen to me." But, it always does. Let anyone who doesnt take some of SA's advice into mind be warnded if they believe that it wont happen to them.

Many of these guys who move to Thailand need to ask themselves this question. Why do I want to live here? SA works here so making money and going to work is priority number one. Swimming is second. Cross stitching is third. Reading books by PAtterson and Cussler is 4th. Getting laid is somewhere in the 20's. Men who choose to move to Thailand for the women are choosing Thailand for all the wrong reasons. Belive me, having these hos available at your service while appealing for a few months gets real nasty and old in a short time. Some guys want to give up the luxury of living in a nice house or apartment in the USA to move into a one bedroom shit hole in Thailand that has a fan, a bucket for washing, cockroaches the size of puppies, no kitchen etc... all for being nearby to a ***** house or massage parlor. It doesnt make sense. They choose to live in sewage infested streets instead of looking for a community that has some quality. I see too many guys just wasting away here in some one bedroom hovel, alone, unhealthy etc... away from family, why? So they can get a blow job once a week? Ridiculous! Guys, if you are reading this make a wise choice before deciding to pick up roots and transplanting elsewhere. Moving from Indiana to Calif. is a big enuff jump that takes a lot of planning... Imagine making the jump to Thailand. Plan it out!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-28-03, 08:44
Purplengold:

HAve you ever traveled before? Sounds like you havent? I suggest getting another part time job maybe as a waiter or something to add more $$$ to your budget. If you really want to not have to worry about things, stay home and get a hooker in USA. I mean think of the $1000 dollars in airfare that you can save plus your $2000 dollars. Added up it is $3000. Could you enertain yourself for 15 days on $3000 dollars. Lets do the math 3000/15 is $200 per day. You dont need rent because you already pay that anyways. Seems awfully silly to worry about everything ie food, how many girls st&lt, before you even get to Thailand. Nobody is going to fuck 3 girls a day and still enjoy it by the end. Just get here and stop worrying... By the way are you German? From the way that you are planning everything you sound like a German tourist.

Friends,

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
06-29-03, 11:14
Nanjene:

Where did you disappear to? Lots of us were wondering if you fell into the arms of a Thai lady! From your post I take it you did! Fell for the Thai vodoo did ya?

Interesting that you would want to move to Thailand afetr one visit... Where will you make home? I hope not Pattaya? Better off to get out of that city. Korat is a great place. Many nice townhouses for 6000 to 7000 baht. Nice community, beautiful shopping mall, a large university that you probably could get a job teaching at earning 20000 to 25000 per month working 15 or so hours per week. You do have a college degree/ That helps. As far as EFL certificate, really doesnt matter. If you can get an appropriate teaching license from a state then the doors are wide open. Samus Aran is getting back into teaching, no not at a language school but at an accretided overseas international school. My background is in Chemistry/ Sciences and I have a license to teach those subjects. Simple to find a good paying job anywhere if you have a science background.

Anyways, make sure that you are moving to Thailand for all of the right reasons. Having hookers around you all day should not be the reason to move to Thailand.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-04-03, 04:41
Fellas:

Firstly, Oldasiahand has a point. Dont come to Thailand if it cant be done right. It takes planning and work. This is not a turn key operation. Do the research.

Let me get to some of the other questions. If you plan on moving to Thailand and you are independantly wealthy, have no outstanding debt, then living here can be quite easy. After 5 years here my hormones have slowed and I rarely visit the massage parlors and even at the age of 33. Visiting massage parlors, beer bars, etc... is not a lifestyle. More like an expense. But, most of you guys are grown ups and should know that. If screwing different girls daily is your thing than Thailand is it. However, as SA has said before the "stuff" gets real old. The better way to live in Thailand for an extended period of time is to get associated with the middle class of the country. Hanging around bars, discos, go gos etc... just like in the USA has a reputation to be filled with your "low lifes." You must become a part of the community somehow, someway. Dont let the sex scene be your deciding factor when moving to Thailand.

If SA were 50 or so, I could easily survive very comfortable on 35-40000 baht per month. Even this is high. Maybe a weekly visit to a massgae parlor, a weekly round of golf, a 5000 baht per month townhouse, I would still have 20000 baht to play with. This is my figure. But my lifestyle is different than others. I rarley have a beer, I swim daily, workout, etc... Fucking is just another expense. My life in Thailand is not much different than my USA lifestyle. Of course, I work here and earn a generous salary. But, I save a whole lot of it. Presently, I spend about 1000 baht per week. My days are filled with work, exercise, reading, video games, and sleep. I might socialize on Friday or Saturday night but that might be bowling or a movie. You see, because I work here, know the people and many of the customs, bored with sex, living here is easy and pleasant. I am not here to show off what I have.

The blue cross question. I recently visited a blue cross office. The policies are not that expensive. On my next trip to Korat i will pick up a policy and supply more details.

Posterlion:

I wont say what I really should say in fear that this whole message might be shit canned so I will keep it simple.

Start thinking with your brain! You are going to be living in some one bedroom shit heap on Sukumvit road. Nothing around teh place except food stalls and garbage. Sukumvit 70 is low budget housing. Furthermore, you expect to beliving rent free? She will be asking for $$$ that is a sure thing. You wont be in control. This girl has been waiting for you your whole life. Ask youself, "Is this little ho the one?" The statistics are not in your favor. Stay home and make Thailand your vacation spot. Moving to Thailand for some ass is a really bad decision. In fact, moving anywhere for some ass is just plain stupid. Stick some dynamite between your ears so you can clear away the blockage. Flying around the world for an orgasm is the silliest thing I have ever heard of.

Thanks DJ for the support. Maybe someday.

Samus Aran

P.S. SA will be moving next week to Phatum Thani. So, making time to visit some of you guys will be easier when you visit Bangkok.

Samus Aran
07-04-03, 04:51
PNG:

SA is not a tourist. I spend 8-10 hours a day working. Hit the gym and swimming pool, then head home. You see you are asking the wrong person about budgeting for sex. Yes, SA is till the 3f man. But, after 5 years here, sex has become well lets say... routine and boring. Just another expense that I frankly could do without. SA has acclimated to the lifestyle and customs here. Yea, sure when I first got here I did the same shit that a regular tourist would do... but after a few months it gets old. That is where I am coming from. But, your traveling for sex. My vacation days are filled with searching for the best 50 meter pool in SE Asia and lowering my time in the 200 meter freestyle. Certainly a loftier goal than seeing how many hos I can bang in a day. (Thailand has some real beautiful pools by the way.) I dont live near the sex areas so it is basically out of sight out of mind. And, even when I see it, well... it doesnt look good anymore. Do others agree with this who live here? Probably. I am not in Thailand for the sex.

Yea, sure I can meet up. I make the move to Bangkok next weekend. Give me a time. I am not that bad of a guy. I sound scarier over a computer.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-04-03, 09:52
Fellas:

Listen to Philo's description of his living arrangements. "I am living in her room." That is it. A one room apartment that serves as a bedroom, toilet, living room, dining room. It is small. This is how you want your life to be? Just for a few orgasms! Give me a break! Choose to live in Thailand for the right reasons guys. If it is for sex... You will be sad you came here. You will end up being some broken hearted loser walking the streets of Bangkok/ Pattaya thinking, " I wish I had listened to SA" I hope others can back me up on this. Furthermore, the farangs that are living in this Phra Kanong area arent your "first" class type of guy, if you get my drift. Sadly, on my trips to Bangkok I have met a few of these guys. Lonely chaps wasting away.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-05-03, 01:53
JoeZ:

You said it better than I could. A balance is all that SA is trying to get across. That is the problem SA has with Pattaya. There just isnt that much to do. Screwing 24/7 is unexciting. Yes, maybe for your first day, but then what! The perfect orgasm is not out there. Like Salomon said, " Its like chasing the wind."

I keep the very same lifestyle that I did when I was back in my one bedroom in Ohio. That is all I know. 5am wake up, swim for 1.5 hrs, go to work, work out, read, sleep. Maybe on the weekends I take in a movie. But, my life has not changed that much since coming to Thailand. I never was one for topless bars and discos. I think we all become programmed and are comfortable with routine. I stay with what I know works best. Man, I didnt get laid until I was a senior in college. That is how much I thought about sex. Maybe it was the chlorine affecting my gonads. In either case, I am thankful that the pool has a stronger pull over me than a piece of ass.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-05-03, 11:20
Khun:

Yes, Khun you are right. The best places for the resident to hit are the massage parlors. 2 hour service. Clean and efficient! No hassles. Bad seed is released. A resident usually can't afford to be seen walking a ho around Sukumvit, Patpong etc. Business associates, students, etc. might see and that may not be too good for business or future dealings. The MP's are the only way to go even if you are a tourist. Yes, they might cost more but in the long run the hassles of dealing with a bar ho are more costly in the pocket book and in the brain than a trip to a MP. How the hell can you bang 5 to 6 girls in a day? I am impressed if you can do it. Normally for SA, one busted nut a day is plenty.

However, I disagree with you on one point. SA would never recommend having any type of long term GFE with any Thai ho. Too risky and costly. 3f always in 2 hours or less.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-07-03, 03:27
Najene:

USe your degree to your advantage. Maybe you can teach art or something similar. Dont just settle on being an English teacher. I recommend Korat for several reasons.

1. It has a good hospital.
2. The MAll Korat is a great shopping center.
3. The city is large but tranquil to find things to do.
4. The sex scene is limited to MP.
5. The weather is great.
6. The MAll Korat has a great swimming pool.
7. There afre several golf courses nearby.
8. There is a large university in town that you could work at.
9. The housing is cheap.
10. The girls are great looking in Korat.
11. Korat is only 3 hours from Bangkok and the buses run every 30 minutes.
12. There is an airport 12. Khao Yai National Park is 1 hour away 14. Several good restaurants as well as your typical American stuff. 15. There is a Blue Cross office, Fed Ex office in Korat.

Staying out of Pattaya nd the redlight areas of BAngkok will improve your quality of life in Thailand. Trust me!

Part time work can be easily found in Korat. It is big and all you need to do is pound the pavement. An extra 15000 baht per month goes a long way. And, it sounds like you are through with the sex scene. Then, 40000 baht is plenty my friend.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-08-03, 05:26
Meaty:

SA had a good experience at Jarin Massage. This is about 3 miles past Seacon Square on the opposite side of the road of Seacon. Had a short discussion with my massage girl who I happened to know from Thana City. She informed me that all of the girls will fuck. They had some real stunners sitting in the booth. Rooms were furnished with a massage table, shower, eating table. It was 600 for the 2hr massage and an extra 1000 to 1500 for a fuck. So about 2000 in all. Yea, you could do cheaper picking up a skank at Nana but once again I do not recommend this. SA is a pure die hard MP and wont waste any more time or money at Nana, Papong. I dont live in that vacinity but on any occasion taht I am near Seacon, I would definately make this place a rest stop. I think it opens at 11am. So, you can release the seed early and be back home to catch Sportscenter on ESPN.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-09-03, 03:09
1Ball;

Still around I see. Tough to catch Leno over here. Yea, my past life is quite a game and worth the hours spent on it.

3 days until the big move back to Bangkok. Will make it easier to meet up with some of you guys.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-09-03, 11:16
MArauder:

Nice photos. Man your dick is small! I wasnt sure if she was sucking her pinky or what.

What did you expect form these girls? Was it any different than what SA has been telling others all along. Regardless where you meet these girls they are all the same. All little lying hos. It never changes. Sad to hear that you only plugged 3 girls. Next time do it the SA way...3f... 2 hour hump sessions and then move on out!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-10-03, 09:15
Philo:

Agreed! And his dick was TINY! The last thing we all need to see is a tiny dick and a skank! Keep the photos for your own jerk off sessions and spare the rest of us the ugliness. And, Marauder, why cant you just admit to the rest of us that you were humping pros? Gosh, when in Thailand that is really all that is available. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." No shame at all.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-10-03, 09:17
Meaty:

SA answered you inthe Bangkok section. Check it out! I have done the Samut Prakarn MP's. I have listed my favorite for you in the Bangkok section.

Click on over.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-14-03, 12:34
Fellas:

Talking about this subject again. Who really cares about the lives of these working girls? Stay far away. Why should you care a bit why she doesn't get married, or quit her profession? It isn't up to you to decide. You didnt fly half way around the world to be involved in this mess. Trust me. You as paying customers should pay for sex and be gone. Discussions about their boyfriends that they cheat on, or how many customers, or there marketing strategy are unnecessary. Just be done with them. I mean this in a respectable way just "pump and dump." Simple game plan friends.

SA has made the move to Bangkok. Well at least the outskirts. Furture Park is loaded with young cooeds from the nearby universitires. Good to look at. Food for the eyes. Yes, I will miss Korat. I will be back to visit though.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-14-03, 12:39
Meaty,

Yea. Your directions to Jarin are correct. It is a perfect retreat especially if you live in that neighborhood. SA is a firm believer of getting it over and done with it as quickly and as close to home as possible. I mean it seems silly to sit through 2 hours of traffic to get to the soapies of Ratchada and Sukumvit when you can get the same service 10 minutes a way. Dont you agree?

SA lives near Furture Park now. I am a long way from the city. Costs me like 300 baht each way just to get into Bangkok. Will have to do research on the soapies located in Pathum Thani. Will inform.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
07-15-03, 13:03
Jaimito:

Uhhh... exactly. Seems like a long way to travel for a piece of ass and then try and figure it all out about them. Sit your ass on an airplane for 36 hours to screw a thai for 2 hours and then try and befriend her. Sorry, that is not the name of the game in Thailand. SA lives here and laughs at the men who fly around the world to come to Thailand and then become all "lovey dovey" with a hooker. Funny and yet pathetic. This is all about sex and nothing more than that. For some of you maybe I need to draw it in crayon.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-17-03, 12:54
Fellas:

Seems like my last message was axed. Well what can I say! You know... I just see more and more guys expecting lots more from these Thai hookers and are left standing with their weenies in their hands when a hooker stands him up or says it is Kaput! What do some of you guys want from hookers? Good sex, a girlfriend, etc... Stay with the sex my friends. Thai hookers or in fact any hooker is for sex only. Do you get the picture? All this extra talk of "When I called her to check up on her," or " Why do they do this?" You shouldnt care about any of this. Pay these humping machines for sex only and then get rid of them! Some of you guys are holding onto memories that should have been wiped clean from your minds about 30 seconds after you shtooped some ho. Hanging onto the past is frankly not good. Be tough and get out there and stop the whining and start using the Thai girls for exactly what the are there for.... SCREWING! Moreover, who cares if these bargirls like their jobs or not... I don'bt like my job either but I do it. Stay out of the heads of a hooker and just have lots of sex and fun... Sounds like too many of you have a conscious after screwing an 18 year old on your 60th birthday!

Philo,
SA is near Klong4 on the Rangsit-Nakon Nayok highway. Places available but you have to do the leg work. About 6000 per month for a 2 bedroom, upstairs and downstairs. Loaded kitchen, furniture etc.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-19-03, 00:22
Dana:

You make a good case, one every man visiting Thailand should follow. I find it very difficult to stomach that many of you use the word "girlfriend" when talking about a Thai "associate." I would never consider a Thai ho a "girlfriend." It sounds high schoolish even like elementary school lingo. A hooker is no girlfriend. "I am laying on the Bali beach with my Balinese girlfriend." A girl you see once a year for 2 weeks is considered your girlfriend? Many of you are so out of touch with paid sex... It is a simple equation that doesnt take a college education to figure out... after reading 1balls account on bargirls wanting to travel Thailand with a customer I have changed my opinion about him. 1Ball you dissapoint me. Hos are for sex not as travel companions and tour guide leaders. Another topic is this case for LT vs ST and the price. ST is the way to go. LT, I mean how many times do you plan on fucking this girl in the span of 8 hours? 6 -7 times. Get a life. One busted nut and then turn on the tube and catch SportsCenter. By the end of the second busted nut it is like work. People like 1Ball probably think that the girl likes being shtooped 5 or 6 times in a night. Get serious! But then 1Ball is not one of those slobs that he is talking about so the girls enjoy being with him.

3f these hookers in the nicest possible way. Dont try to figure them out.

Samus Aran

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to remove the multiple periods at the ends of sentences. To avoid future delays, please use just one period at the end of sentences in future reports. Thanks!

Samus Aran
08-20-03, 09:13
JoeZ:

Will make a date in late winter or early spring. Then we can hammer it out again, discussing the do's and the dont's. Maybe the influence of this board can sway SA to become the more kindler and gentler falang. Uhmmm. NOT!. Still the same SA as always. Furthermore, there will be no night trains to catch back to Korat as SA has made the move nearer to Bangkok. Thinking about a soapy tonight. Maybe a Ratchada Pisek special. Just 2 hours of frolicking in the suds with no names given out. Pure 3F style. Do they Sportscenter, I wonder.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-21-03, 07:26
Fellas:

Must report on last night's adventure. Chose a girl who looked like a younger version of my 7th grade social studies teacher who I hated! Gave her the treatment. This girl even had braces! What the hell was SA thinking. Anyways, all is forgotten already. Just remember to keep it all on the surface whit a Thai ho. Not worth getting involved at all with their lives. SA is always available to meet up with some of you fellas. Well, as long as you can stand the SA rhetoric.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-25-03, 00:32
Gettingtang:

Your assumptions are false. These hos are in it only for the $$$. And your hardbody at 1000 baht for a st is nothing compared to some old timer who is willing to pay 5000 baht. This isnt the USA where looks are important. This is Thailand where the only name of the game is $$$. Stop making stupid comments and believeing that Thai hookers actually like being with your young body. They act nice for all of us but in reallity dont give a damn! Fuck and stop thinking about what a Thai/Pattay ho thinks... Find, fuck, and forget them all.

Samus Aran

Acatman: Good reply to that moronic comment.

Samus Aran
08-26-03, 01:30
Fellas:

Let me jump in as someone who lives here.

Firstly, Dand you are right. As someone who has all of the teaching credentials earned from college and teacher prep programs and a full masters degree in education, their are way to many people in Thailand who call themselves teachers. 60k is a lot of money in Thailand and some teachers do earn it. But, not teaching english unless you are willing to teach 16 hours a day traveling all over the city sitting in traffic. The big bucks ion teaching are at the international schools and you do need the qualifications to get in. 80K is average salary plus benefits.

The amount of disheveled looking farangs walking the streets fo Bangkok is always increasing. They are a sad lot who have no purpose in life other than getting up at 1pm, grabbing a cigarette, and heading to a bar and choosing the skankiest ho they can find. They live in one bedroom shit holes with cockroaches and ants. Is this how they wanted to retire? Sad looking bunch, but they became pussy whipped over some ho who departed him of all of his cash! Watch out for these people.

JoeZ:

As someone who as lived 5 straight years in Thailand I would say your list of transitional stages is right on. I can honestly say that I went through them all and am finally at peace in the final stage of your list. It has been this last year where SA has come full circle and has truly enjoyed Thailand. I have been there, and done it. Others as you say may get stuck in any of the stages and never get out! They become another farang statistic. It takes time to get through the stages. Others who are thinking of coming to Thailand should take your list to heart. If you are a foreigner thinking of moving to Thailand and getting pussy is your sole reason for moving, take my advice, Dont do it! You will be truly sad and miserable. Balance is the key and pussy shouldnt even be in the equation . It is nice but dont think with that little 2 year old boy in your pants! Just go to Pattaya and see the hundreds of miserable SOB's walking Pattaya. Thinking they are Joe cool and have some importance because they have a mobile phone attached to their waist hoping that rings once a week. Lonely souls.

Comments please.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-27-03, 00:41
Original message edited for brevity.

Samus Aran would like everyone to know that he is tired of competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings, and that in his opinion they deserve no more respect than a used condom.

Jackson

Samus Aran
08-27-03, 01:32
Meaty:

Jarin is one of those places if "I happen to be in the neighborhood." I usually go for the massage and dont mind a "tug" afterwards. The location is easy. The girls you saw downsatirs later in the evening were Karaoke girls that go upstairs with customers in the private Karaoke rooms. they are also available for off property services. I would guess the price to be inthe 2-3000 range. Some of them are stunners. Many of the massage parlors are being careful because of the recent massage parlor crackdown ie no sex, holes in the doors, etc... Jarin is a place i visit if I go to Seacon for shopping or golfing. Stick to it and dont give up on it. I have normally been well satisfied at Jarin.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-28-03, 00:23
Fellas:

Funny, Jodamas posts exactly what I say and he makes the board. SA is getting chopped up, SA thinks he gets treated unfairly on this board. I dont think I have ever stated in any post that I treat any of the Thai hookers like a used condom. Maybe Kleenex but never a used condom. Something you use but dont pay too much attention to after you have "used" it. SA does treat all of the girls fairly. I use their bodies for my pleasure, pay them, and then I am on my way. I dont fall for the handsum man bit, nor "you are the best." It is part of the deal. And since this conversation started about Pattaya bar hookers being kind and gentle. Let me say again it is part of the game. SA has no need to compete with any of you guys. There is enough pussy available. I dont care what you do with a hooker. I rarely even visit these joints any more. It is repitive and boring. Pattaya is a one off trip easily forgotten like the used condom. Some of you dwell on the "great sex" part and get sucked into the scene. SA is just advising that it is only paid sex and nothing more. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-28-03, 00:33
JimHart:

Nice to see you back on the board again. Your favorite poster is very nearby. Stole another name form Nintendo. Still reporting as usual. Still getting edited as usual but I can live with it. SA/Z is approaching the 100th post as a regular member. I may be the only reg. member at this number. I deserve an award. Dont ever think senior memebership is in the future. But that makes me special. Thank you.

Anyways, was down near Patpong yesterday. Doing yoga, and I can honestly say that the crowds have thinned out. You know with this APEC conference coming up I dont think many places will be open for business. I think the general idea is to keep all of the fun things about Thailand hidden from view from all of the reporters who will be flocking to Bangkok. I sure wouldnt want to plan my sex holiday during that time in Oct. Take this to heart. This weekend will take a gander down to the Saphan Kwai area of Bangkok. Gogos and all of the trimmings. This is the very Thai area that many of you guys dont know about. I will give a full report and give a rating.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-28-03, 02:52
Juice:

SA concurs. In the end, even the nicest of princesses want the same things as the nastiest of hos. Its in their blood. You said it! At least with the nastiest of hos you pay for all of the entertainment upfront. There are no residuals if you play the game properly.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-31-03, 00:20
Khun:

I would try Sweesen or someplace that breeds blue eyes. Thailand isnt the place for blue eyed hookers.

Freeler has a point guys. Pay for the experience. Consummate the relationship with cash. Dont be put off because you have to pay. Those with experience will tell you that paying 1000 baht is worth not having to deal with them and the bar girl riff raff. Being Tall, Dark, and Handsome makes no difference in the hooker game. Pay... Always pay.

It seems a new group of people on this board feel that looks and money and good sex are all interrelated. Well let me tell you guys this, SA has no time to think about this stuff. It is a shame that this space and bandwidth is being used up by such a topic. When you come to Thailand pay these girls for sex and get over it. It is nothing to be ashamed of. You know SA gets criticisized by many for being "non human" to these hookers. Geez... Some of you take way more advntage of these girls than I do. "I pay less than 500 baht" "I sometimes dont pay" Its about a paid orgasm fellas. Pull out the ATM card, pull get 1000 baht, screw the shit out of your associate, and then pay her!

You looke more foolish in America when you wine and dine some hottie for over $200 and get nothing in return. That is over 8000 baht. What is 1000 baht for a couple of "shots' at a Thai hooker? Worse than that... You sit your asses on a plane for a 30 hour plane ride and come to Pattaya and squabble over $10 dollars. Give me a break!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-31-03, 00:32
JimHart:

Was transferred down to Bangkok. The outskirts. The same old stuff appears on the board over and over. Too many newbies come in here and ask the same questions when all they have to do is flip back a few screens and they can find what they are looking for.

November... OK we should meet up. By the way, I always have a good experience at the barber shop on Sukumvit 33. Usually a great group of girls to choose form. Stopped by yesterday and hooked up with a stunner. Forgot her name already. Was it A, Bee, Dee, well one of those but who can remember. But this place always seems to have great looking girls who like to fuck! The rooms are little bit tiny for my 6'4 frame. I was more like a prison cell. A conjugal visit. No SA has not been in jail but have seen movies. The bed is more like a massage table. I think I collapsed the girl over the table. Anyways, it is always a good experience in there. Get there early as by evening the girls are tired and just dont show the same kind of attitude as they do during the afternoon. SA's style is to get in early and get home to play video games or watch MTV.

I will always miss Korat.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
08-31-03, 00:43
Tatoosh:

GT is correct. Spend some time in Thaialnd. It is not that easy of a place to live in. SA has been here for 5 years going on 6. I work an 8 hour a day job, have a life away from the ho scene, and have made myself a part of the community. I would honestly say that it takes a good 3-4 years to come full circle and get into a comfortable life here. There are many distractions and you can be easily swayed in the wrong direction. If any of your reasons to live in Thailand is because of the pussy even the slightest I would suggest that you re-evaluate your decision.

SA has known many men who could not make it here because they were always thinking with that little 2 year old boy in their pants. The key to the whole Thailand scene is to live as close to a similar life as you did in America. For instance, SA is a swimmer and if I gave up swimming just to live and get pussy in Thailand I would be miserable. It is a part of my life. If there were no gyms, movie theatres, book stores in Thailand I would hate it here! My point is, if you like to ski in the winter time, dont move to Thailand! If you must have your NFL football games and regular doses of the major league and NBA, etc... Stay home where your cable provider will give you all of these. Research. Places to live are varied. SA lives in a nice 2 bedroom townhouse with all of the goodies for 5500 baht per month.

Hope this gives you an idea.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-03-03, 00:42
Fellas:

Juicespike, the name of the ho shop on Sukumvit 33 is 33 Barber. Near the end of the street next to the fetich/slavery bar called The Cave.

Phallus and others who have a dislike towards USA women:

There is a whole culture of white women in Thailand who are being terribly ignored by their husbands who are out dicking around with the Thai hos. These women feel "invisible" in Thailand. Ignored... However, it doesnt mean that their bodies and hunger for penis has ebbed at all. In fact, most of them are so damn horny for a little meat stick that they are more fun and certainly more experienced than 99% of the Thai girls/hos who prefer the "starfish" pose. In additon, they want nothing from you ie... dating, marriage, motorcycle, TV, gold, dinners, clothes, new buffalo, etc... All they want is dick. They set up the times, places, no different than what their spouses are doing. Occasionally, SA gets gifts from them. Just got a new DVD player from a lady. Got a trip to a resort in Koh Samui soon. All paid. These women know exactly what their husbands are doing and figure, "Why shouldnt I have some fun and live a little." They are not out looking for love. They need some human contact. SA obliges. In addition, I dont need to listen to the Thai girl babble. These women who SA has met are a real bunch of well heeled ladies who just want a little bit of attention. Yea, sure some of them are not 10's but then many of the Thai hookers SA has been with are not 10's either. There is plenty of horny white USA women in Thailand who just want to fuck! It is fun to see these women away form the "Sex is bad for you" society of USA. SA is being the man***** for these neglected ladies. No, they dont want the overweight, slobbering type... They have their husbands for that. SA still gets in plenty of time for the occasional Thai hooker , but SA honestly has to say that there has been no comparison yet to some horny white USA woman who just wants a couple of hours of play time with the "one holed skin flute." Still the same mantra though, 3f . Man, isnt Thailand great!

Continental:

SA is by trade a science teacher. Taught several years in the USA and then was recruited to Thailand. SA works for the top international school in Thailand. Draw a better wage than the USA counterpart, mainly due to the fact that I dont have to pay USA income tax. Housing is provided. Cost of living makes it easier for me to save money and have a better quality of life. Nice to have a 6 hour work day, in a unique environment, 5 days a week, 26 weeks of the year and get paid for 52.

Samus Arn

Samus Aran
09-16-03, 00:48
Fellas:

Let me ease all of your worries. Firstly, stop moaning about whether there will be enuff hos. Thailand is ho haven. SA was down on Patpong yesterday. Girls were still dancing, touts still begging you to go upstairs. Business as usual. SA is right in the heart of the action. Stop reading the newspaper! Furthermore, if you just stick to the 3f--find, fuck, forget method- you will have nothing to worry about. There is so much pussy that is waitingto be tapped I cant even fathom how some of you are getting upset over a few news reports. Nana is just the same.

Let me put it to you this way... If you are a man and CAN'T get laid in Thailand by someone or something, then you might as well drop out of the gene pool.

Take control guys.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-16-03, 08:55
Juice:

Of course I'm right. Right on so many issues when it comes to dealing with a Thai ho. Others give SA a bad rap, but in the end, all of you follow his lead. Find, fuck, forget. It is so simple! Perhaps we could meet up. SA lives closer to BKK so making a trip into town is easy. Set up a plan and SA will see if it is workable.

All of you man*****s need to stop worrying if the girls will still be fucking during APEC. Of course they will. Get this idea out of your mind. APEC is only for 2 days!

Get fucking busy with these brown skinned fuck machines!

Samsu Aran

Samus Aran
09-17-03, 01:04
SexR:

Understandably any country would like to keep a clean image. However, SA doesnt attend Nana sex shows or sip cold ones with some narly bar ho. Not interested in striking up conversations with any Thai ho, sex is the only thing on the agenda. So, any crackdown or change in the "game" is not apparent to me. Who gives a shit about nude dancing. It is better that some of these girls are covered anyways! Some are downright nasty! SA is a massage parlor fan. Usually the ones away from the touristy areas. SA has seen no disruption in service in any of these places. Jarin on Sri Nakarin Rd is a gem. Though you need a taxi ride to get there, it is packed with babes!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-18-03, 00:46
Juice:

OK. Now you're talking. Pick a date. That weekend of the 27 of Sept. Sat. I come into Bangkok every Sat. What do you think? Pick a spot to meet.

By the way fellas, SA has been having lots of luck with neglected USA women in Thailand. These are some very horny women who just want to fuck around. They figure if their husbands are out doing it why can't they. I have to tell you the few SA has been working on are providing much better sex than any Thai humper SA has been with. Even USA humpers in Thaland need to be 3f'd.

Bil is right. The sex scene still goes on in Thailand. Stop worrying guys and get over here and start mixing fluids with these women. Enjoy.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-21-03, 02:15
Juice:

OK. Soi 5, Gulligers (isnt it Gullivers?) at 3pm. on the 27th. Although I have never been to Gulligers I am sure I will have no problem finding it.

Hit Jarin Massage yesterday on Sri Nakarin Rd. There are some real good looking brown skinned humpers in here. SA has never been disappointed in this place. Many of you guys hang around the gogo's etc. You are getting the bad end of the stick here. The bottom of the barrel sex workers work the gogo's.

Let me let you in on a secret fellas:

Get a girl early in the evening 4 to 5pm. If your grabbing a girl late in the evening, you are going to get a tired sex experience. All the Thai men do their body slapping at 5pm. This is prime time.

1ball- Good work. Send the humpers on their way.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-21-03, 02:33
Fellas:

Conerning the DVD'S and CD's. SA would strongly recommend that you hit one of the music shops in a shopping mall. Ask the attendants to make sure that the item is Soundtrack or Subtitled. When you buy the dvd's etc on the street you are probably getting a bad copy. Places like Mangpong are a huge chain in Thailand and carry properly copied cd's. SA has never had a bad copy from the chain stores. Also, in the Emporium, CD Warehouse carries all of the goods. Prices vary from 100 baht to 400 baht. Youll be sorry with a street version.

Have a "meeting" with a wife of an executive this afternoon. Guys, lot sof horny housewives from the USA living in Thailand. They also want dick!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-24-03, 03:11
Admin:

Amen to that. Talk about wasting space. Saving a few bucks on cd's while spending $1000 on an airline ticket doesnt make much fiscal sense!

On to the scene.

Patpong was very quiet yesterday. SA was in teh vicinity after an exercsie class. Not much to report. It was dead quiet. Girls still gyrating to the music, bikini clad, but nonetheless - gyrating. No customers anywhere.

Juicespike: Havent heard from you. You still up for a meeting with SA? Give me some details on your appearance. Gullivers at 3p on Sat. Any others?

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-26-03, 00:27
Malterman:

Listen to the advice of SA.

Do not I repeat do not get involved with a thai bar girl. Use the girl for her body and that is it! God forbid you should start to like a girl who sells her body for $$$$. Stick to the 3f method. You will truly be sorry if you start supporting any thai hooker. SA's message has been repeated over and over and yet some guy out there believes it wont happen to them. Hookers are for paid sex not for developing a long term relationship. Look at all of the funny looking falangs who are escorting these thai hos all over the city and the country. Holding hands etc... playing the Richard Gere/Pretty Woman scenario. Is it really necessary? Its like having a wife or girlfriend. Nag, nag nag... Come to Thailand for the sex and only the sex. OK golf is good too as well as the shopping but remember why you are here. It is for the no strings attached cheap sex. Stick with the 3f formula. You will enjoy it!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
09-29-03, 00:59
Original message edited for brevity.

Samus Aran would like everyone to know that he is tired of competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings, and that in his opinion they deserve no more respect than a used condom.

Jackson

Samus Aran
10-03-03, 01:13
JimHart:

SA will join the party. Just keep SA posted on the date, time, and place. Hey SA is not that bad of guy. Gone through several name changes but at least I practice what I preach.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-06-03, 01:31
Fellas:

SA has to report this to you. Sat. nite SA was doing the tour guide duty for a friend from the USA. Nana was the destination. He soon caught on the scene and was whisked away by some Thai hottie. Meanwhile, SA strted up a conversation with some poor guy sitting at a bar with tears streaming down his face. Apparently, he was ditched by some Thai ho who ran off with some other customer. He felt that there was something special between him and the bar girl since they had been fucking together for a few days and he felt that this gave him bragging rights. What an opportunity for SA to step in. SA did some checking and found out that this guy is just a lonely dude trying to feel human. SA laid it all out for him. Firstly, SA explained that looking for nirvana in someone's crotch is really dumb. That getting in involved emotionally with a girl who sells herself is downright absurd. SA watched this guy. He actually was having thoughts of taking this girl home and marrying her. Just after 48 hours of knowing her! He believed that he would be the envy of all of his friends. Even after explaining the social difficulties being involved with a Thai hooker, he felt that the pleasure of having a warm body next to him in bed would outweigh any problems. SA tried very hard to explain how narrow his thinking was. SA further stated that the table manners of this girl woild surely appall you. She probably would sit cross legged on most chairs and eat with a combination of fork, spoon, and fingers. SA tried to cheer this guy up. But, it was to no avail. He was so intent on making this brown skinned sex machine his wife. SA walked away shaking his head. Just another loser statistic in this country.

Loneliness of farangs can be so distorting. When a farang gets lonely they will grasp at any straw even if it is some hooker he met on a 2 week sex vacation long ago. These girls still get emails, money etc from johns that were customers months or years before. These men feel that if they send cash to these girls that they have some "mastery" over them. They think that the girl stays out of the bar. BULLSHIT!

Guys come for the female company in Thailand. It really is good. But, remember to not let your heart get involved. Use your brains. These girls are cash hungry creatures. So be it and SA thinks that is great. You are no different than the guy they fucked prior to you. You are nothing special. These girls can spot a lonely man far away. She will use her assets to reel you in and then play with your emotions until they have you totally screwed you up and emptied you bank account! You be in charge. Be strong and just fuck these girls and say goodbye. SA couldnt believe how many guys are involved romatically with a Thai hooker. Walkibg around Nana is better than the circus. The hooker changes when she becomes your wife anyways. The sexiness is gone and the slutiness will disappear and all you will be stuck with is some whiny rice famer girl who says that you don't do enuff for her.

Come to Thailand for the sex. Hot sex. Bizarre sex. Whatever fancies you but for heavens sake don't think that your loneliness or your health or your life is going to improve between the legs of some bar hooker.

3f is still the way to go.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-06-03, 04:47
Original message edited by Admin for brevity.

Samus Aran would like everyone to know that he is tired of competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings, and that in his opinion they deserve no more respect than a used condom.

Jackson

Samus Aran
10-07-03, 02:58
sex review:

nice picture of dau. actually her full name is dau ruang. sa knows who she is. have known her for about 3 years. she was 21 then! you do the math. anyways, sa was never attracted to this type. she is popular for some reason. must be that perpetual big lipped smile whe wears all the time. her mouth is always open, like the thai peanuts they call tua baak aaa. her mouth resembles the peanut. she is very dark skinned. she has been wearing that same dress for years. never seen anything different on her other than that dark blue/purplish low cut rag. she definately looks hard and warn out. she is very very thin - the racing greyhound look. sa wasn't wure whether to fuck her or put a muzzle on her, drape a bib over body with a number on it, shove her into the starting gate, and then bet $50 on her to win, place, and show! sa never touched her. too skanky looking. she does have lots of customers as you said.

these soapy girls will ask for inflated prices. some guys pay it. why not ask! 1000 baht is the general cost. some of these sabai land hos will have the guy name his price first and when he says 3000 she raises it to 4000. always have the girl name her price first. this is bargaining.

samus aran

Samus Aran
10-09-03, 10:49
Denis Dude:

Thats right they all love ya. Don't fall for it dude. How can you convince yourself that these girls are falling in love with you? After just a few hours? Wake up! You are just another sad ass farang who is willing to pay cash for sex just like the rest of us. Only SA and many others here don't give a shit about the love, romance scenario. We are here to screw with no remorse and with no feelings. If you are believing their bullshit stories SA suggests that you book your ass on the next flight out of Bangkok before your mind really gets involved. This is for your own good. Stay focused and never bring up love or let it enter your mind while screwing a hooker. Never, ever. Big Mistake. Stay focused and don't fall for their mind games. screw them and then move on! There is not a hooker in this country worth 10000 baht. SA doesnt care who she is. We are talking a paid cum shot... nothing else. Is 10000 baht guaranteeing you a better time? Highly unlikely!

Just a few words of advice.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-10-03, 04:49
Davidc:

50 to 1. Buddy, the ratio is more like 50 girls or even 100 girls for 1 guy. Besides, there is always another ho walking by if the first isn't to your liking or interested in humping with someone else. Just like the bus system in Thailand, if you miss the first one, another one will be by in 2 minutes and all you need is a little cash and you can get a ride!

There is so much available pussy in this country that there is no way in the world that anybody should have to fight for a Thai ho. Take it from SA, the ratio of pussy to dick is in your favor many times over. Just get on the plane with money to fuck with. Stop worrying. SA and many others will give you the same advice. No need to get all worked up. Any time is a good time to come to Thailand. I am a 6 year veteran and even during the so called "high season for fucking" SA has never had problem getting laid. And, there are plenty of hotties for you to choose from. The action isnt just on one street, it is everywhere in the whole country. The action is like the 7-11's here, one located on every street corner. Face it, if you are a male and get laid by someone or something in Thailand, you better think of getting out of the male species gene pool.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-11-03, 03:24
Fellas:

Anybody coming to Bangkok during the APEC week should expect massive delays everywhere. Chevron Co. just put out a list of the roads being closed, turned into wone way, or limited access. They happen to be all of the fun areas. All non essential cars will be diverted. when a dignitary comes into the country, the tollways will be blocked off, the whole airport locked down. No incoming flights or out flights will be allowed to land until the dignitary is away fromt he airport. Reading on, expect delays all around the airport, Sukumvit will be one way, Asoke will be closed. The wives of these presidents have their own agendas and anyplce tehy go expect delays ie, chatacuk, the shopping malls etc... SA lives on teh other end of town and will stay far away from the city. Thais have been given an extra 2 days off next week starting next Thursday to get out of the city and head home or out of the city. SA would expect the go gogs, soapies etc... to have limited staff. SA suggests to come to Bangkok and then get out fo it quickly. Head to Pattaya Hua Hin. SA sees a mess waiting to happen. Better yet, delay your trip and come the following week. Chevron listed danger areas liek Nanan, Khao San, Emporium, Pat Pong, US Embassy, Soi Cowboy. Always have your passport. Randon checks will be going on. Just to keep you informed.

Samus Aran

Unbelievable! SA actually provided some useful information, as opposed to one of his usual, repetive rants on how he believes that everybody else should treat Thai women like used condoms.

Samus Aran
10-12-03, 01:37
Fellas:

Yesterday SA took a ride into town. The security is everywhere. Walked into the Emporium and was waved by the metal detector wand and had my bag searched. Also, asked for passport. Warning: Have your passport always. the long lines just to get into the Emporium were distracting. The scene at Patpong is sad. Many of the girls have been given release time during the upcoming conference so take this into consideration. Hook up with soem ho before hand so as to have a 3f date for the evening. SA suggests that everbody play it cool and be on guard for anything strange. The security measures are still insufficient and placed like Patpong and Nana are accidents waiting to happen. Play but be careful.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-14-03, 08:38
Fellas:

Finally some useful information for you all. SA has in front of him a street map showing the roads that will be blocked off during APEC.

Sukumvit between Wireless Rd. and Soi 22 on the Nana Plaza/Landmark side of the street will be closed to traffic from 17 Oct. to 22 Oct. The odd numbered soi side of the street will still be open but one way. Asoke will be closed from Sukumvit to Rama 4 to everything. This is where the meeting takes place. Also, Silom will have no vendors for the same time period. No street vendors will be allowed to sell on the street.
SA has heard that Patpong and Nana will be closed for a few nights. Make plans accordingly with your hos.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-20-03, 02:14
Original message edited by Admin for brevity.

Samus Aran would like everyone to know that he is tired of competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings, and that in his opinion they deserve no more respect than a used condom.

Jackson

Anyways, just got back from Singapore. What a beautiful city! My style, ordered, clean, no mangy dogs, no in your face sex joints, SA style.

Still, SA worked the 3f method to a T in Singapore. Pussy is the same everywhere!.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-22-03, 03:59
JimHart,

SA will be at the get together.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-23-03, 03:30
Sex Review and the other Ansel Adams of Pattaya:

Couldn't you guys get some prettier girls to photograph? Some of these hos are downright nasty looking. Fucking them is one thing but displaying your not so pretty trophy for the whole world to see is bad for our eyes and a testament to your lack of taste. Piercings, dyed hair, missing teeth, etc... keep that stowed away for your own personal viewing. Of course SA forgot, these photos are of Pattaya hos and there are not many hos worth photographing anyways in that part of Thailand. These are the best you can find...Usually Beach Rd. crap that got washed in with the tide! However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
10-27-03, 00:48
Original message edited by Admin for brevity.

Samus Aran would like everyone to know that he is tired of competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings, and that in his opinion they deserve no more respect than a used condom.

Jackson

Samus Aran
10-28-03, 01:26
Original message edited by Admin for brevity.

Samus Aran would like everyone to know that he is tired of competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings, and that in his opinion they deserve no more respect than a used condom.

Jackson

Samus Aran
10-30-03, 06:18
Erik:

How do you figure SA for a rascist of fascist? SA enjoys the Thais just as much as the next guy. Just because SA thinks that most of the girls photographed here are not attractive nor worthy of attention, doesn't mean SA stands out as a fascist. Maybe you need to look up those words in the dictionary. And, don't get upset just beacuse SA handles the women in a very business like manner of loving and leaving em. Falling in love or showing any kind of affection to a woman who sells herself is dangerous and certain to end badly.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-02-03, 02:27
Fellas:

What is the deal with taking pictures of these ugly, over the hill hookers working at such places like Eden? SA rarely reads positive comments about the appearance of these girls. Are you interested in being an amateur porn film producer and figure that photographing these girls in action is going to boost your resume? SA just cant figure out what some of you see in taking photos of these girls. And paying extra money for it. Do these girls ask to take your photos? No way! Are these photos for your memories? Geez... my thoughts of the last hooker banged were forgotten as soon as SA was out the door. SA doesnt need some old photo of some Nana bar skank floating on his computer screen. Stick to business guys. That is fuck em and forget em. Frankly, this section of the site is a waste of bandwidth unless of course we have a censor who can sort out the hags from the few diamonds in the rough.

Samsu Aran

Samus Aran
11-03-03, 02:58
Sex Review:

That was eloquently said. But, I am still curious as to why guys feel the need to photograph a ho they have just boinked? Can you answer this for me? You know SA's style is very business like with absolutely no strings attached. In fact, most of the hookers prefer it this way. Let the bad seed flow and then walk. This is not in any means derrogatory. No need to become attached on piece of ass when pussy in Thailand flows like water! Photographing a skanky ho to me is attachment and the last thing anybody should want is a photo of their ho pinned to their cubicle at work while the snow is falling dreaming of their latest sex tour in Thailand. All of those memories should be left at Passport Control at Don Muang. It is dangerous to dwell on the past especially with some ho who you barely know. SA has never partaken in the fun at Eden. Looked but wasnt enticed. The yellow line is worth a laugh. But, as you said, the pussy and action is cheaper elsewhere. SA would be truly disappointed in Thai women if Eden was my first stop.

JoeZ:

You are right. Looks are not that important when you just want to loosen your load. But, to have a photo of some not so attractive ho is beyond me.

Juice:

Soi 33 Barber is a nice place to get loosened. Convenient and business like. SA normally hits the place once a month. The mamasan with the big tits is worth the trip.

By the way Jamito, S-a-m-u-s A-r-a-n is the correct spelling.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-04-03, 01:00
Fellas:

SA will lay this thread to rest.

Bil: Thanks for posting those "beautiful" hos. Much appreciated. Now, could you please post your real photos of the real stunners that you were with because if this was the best you could do. And that little 18 year old with the growing tits, SA wouldnt touch her with a Bangkok dog's dick! Nasty

We all should be able to review the photos and give feed back both good and bad.

JoeZ:

Standing next to Mickey Mouse in front of Cinderella's Castle in the Magic Kingdom is a much better snapshot than some of these photos here. SA wants to see the real stunners that are walking the streets here in Bangkok. Most of these hos are not worth the film.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-04-03, 01:07
Siddv:

Move on Siddv. Put that last ho out of your mind and chalk it up to experience. Why put yourself through the agony of a GFE when the possibilities of wild, experiemntal sex with different women is everywhere in Bangkok. As a die hard follower of the 3f method, you can not go wrong by fucking and forgetting. Please heed this advice. Your story is not the first one nor will it be the last. There will always be another guy who thinks it won't happen to me. Forget about her like yesterdays breakfast.

Its over and one with. Do not waste your time with these hos other than the occasional paid boink. Think of it that way.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-07-03, 00:13
Fellas:

You will never see any of the trash or the beauties that SA fucks. SA doesnt take his camera when he screws. SA goes to fuck not to be a photographer. Isn't that what Thailand is all about. Lots of sex? Besides, who wants to air thier dirty laundry. Are you taking snapshots of USA hookers? Just a thought... However, if you feel obliged to photgraph these girls go ahead, but be ready for the criticism. For instance, the photos by Bandy are of some well lets say, not attractive girls. If SA needs to look at professionals, better off to pick up a nude magazine on the street of the real Thai beauties. Only cost 300 baht! They make good stroke books. SA is not here to make enemies but just to point out that like art, these photos are open to interpretation and so far SA has not been impressed.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-09-03, 02:43
Fellas:

A real boring discussion that we don't need to have if all of you would just come to Thailand for sex and nothing else. Once again, the head games that you want to play with these girls is really unnecessary. Why get worked up over their scheming ways, stick to the find, fuck and forget em method and you will have absoulutely nothing to worry about on your trip. SA still finds it hard to believe that even you experienced folks are still trying to find an answers about prostitution from a little Thai ho. Jeez... they have it figured out, find some guy who will pay me for sex and then go. Clear your minds and just stick to business.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-09-03, 02:51
Fellas;

Yea, the gathering took place. Some loser guy from Chi town showed up all excited to show everybody the ho he just shtooped. First thing he did was pull out his digital and display it to everybody. A real head turner... the other way! SA begged of him not to post it!

Joe Z:

Any plans to come to Thailand?

Juicespike:

Interesting how these fellas get protective over their little photographed "associates" and can't take the ribbing. SA laughs at the comments.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-10-03, 01:22
Fellas:

How many times must SA say it, SA goes for the sex and has no inclination to photograph some skank ho. It is unnecessary. But, if you feel that photographong your ho for us to see and it gives you some thrill go ahead. If it makes you happy and warm inside that you laid your seed upon some 4th grade ho and can claim rights to her, shoot away.

For SA it is about sex and nothing else. SA is not as old as you guys so my memory is still pretty well intact. SA understands for you older crowd feel the need for photos to help you remember.

And you are right Freeler, SA doesnt have pics and doesnt want them. Waste of digital space or film. Thanks for pointing out again to some of these guys that SA doesnt take snapshots of hos. SA hits them up a few times, pays and then leaves. That is SA's style and has always been. Why change a good thing!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-12-03, 01:36
Fellas:

Black, white, yellow, red, green, tall, short, fat, thin, athletic, lazy, abled, single legged, hairy, bald, etc - if you fit any of these categories than you can get laid in Thialand by someone or something. Forget this nonsense chatter about race. SA is so saddened that these discussions occur. Where is theh discussion in Bangkok about the chics who like threesomes and guys who have the balls to 3f every chic they do in Thailand? Are you fellas weakening? Look, it is about sex and only sex. And, stop analyzing the scene compared to 10 years ago. Things change. Go with the flow.

So some girl doesnt wash your blimp sized undies for you or put toothpaste on your toothbrush - SA has been doing that for 34 years, and not going to be impressed by some skank ho doing that for SA now. The tip is not going up for that.

Sex guys. Think sex and get rid of the sweet, feminine stuff, take care of me attitude. Times change, girls change. Deal with it!!

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
11-13-03, 01:10
Sainter:

SA has a real difficult time differentiating between ho pussy from other countries. To SA it is all about him getting the bad seed out. SA is not so impressed by the way the girl behaves or acts. Sure, one with a bit of a personality is ok, but SA's views it about him getting laid. If the ho orgasms, fine, if she doesnt fine also. Up to her. SA doesnt even use up the full 2hrs. 30 min 45 min enough! So, when a ho from a country spreads her [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) flaps and SA dives in he is not thinking nor comparing ho vs. ho. Probably because SA forgets each experience shortly after paying. Money exchanges hands, the episode is completed and the search for another ho goes on. A ho is a ho is a ho. Like McDonalds is like McDonalds anywhere! SA's take anyways.

But if you truly want to know, nothing beats a horny USA housewife whose husband has lots of money but no time to fuck her. This horny wife just wants lots of deep dicking. Enjoys giving blowjobs and swallowing the love juice. Loves getting it in the ass and is open to having a third person join. No romance, no love etc... just cock. And let me tell you, there is plenty of white pussy in Thailand available free of cost usually with small gifts included or out of country trips. Most of you are forgetting this. Hubbies out humping some thai skank, wifey wants a little bit of man stick too. SA provides it and a USA woman who is horny puts the thai ho to shame. No comparison!

So please all of you go ahead and continue your discussion about morality, thai behavior, lying scheming women (all women of all races do this. You havent figured this out yet?), saving a baht here or a baht there, which bus should I take? While you are still debating this. SA will be out plugging the horny white women in Thailand as well as their asian sisters.

Samus Aran

Chikan
11-14-03, 20:46
Samus - Congrat's! You're own section.......by choice or not? lol. :) (Probably not.......)

Freeler
11-14-03, 22:27
Samus,

Cozy little spot you got here. Good to see that you allow visitors!

PS I hope you like titties...

The Traveler
11-14-03, 22:37
Samus

Congrats too, your own section. You are getting famous.


To all those criticized by Samus or criticize him.

Samus is just an average guy, who - in my opinion - just acts like many people on the net : He expresses himself in a more extreme way than he would in real life.

I have met him once, had a few drinks and nice talking too. As I said, just an average guy. He also seems to like girls and not katoeys like some have mentioned. Answering critics by flaming or insulting someone just shows how immature some people are.
I am a bit tired seeing so many people whining about his comments. If you don't like him, ignore him or answer in a meaningful way, show your humour, sarcasm or whatever but act like an adult not a little kid that has been told that it does something wrong.

I do not agree with everything he says, but at least I respect his point of view and try to understand him. Seeing things from a different perspective might probably enlighten you and isn't necessarily a personal attack. It is just another opinion. Nobody needs to agree with him, he isn't the measurement for all of us, but nobody of us is either.


To Samus Aran

I think most people on this forum - like me - don't like the way you look at TGs. They are providing services that we all - you included - are asking for. They do not steal or harm anyone. At least they are human beings with emotions. Their job is not an easy one I guess. Even if some or many try to trick you and get the most out of you, it is still a fair game with advantages on either side. So why do you look down on them and say they are worth less than a used condom ?

You also like to hit on guys who are dreaming about living in thailand just for the girls. Why did you move to thailand in the first place? Was it the fresh air in Korat or Bangkok, have you been fed up with the traffic jam back home in the US, are the pension plans in thailand so much better or the social security system ?

Some of the above mentioned guys are on a low budget and therefore can't afford more than just a small room in a not so good location. Everybody is responsible for his own destiny so it's not on us to judge it.

Even if I think that your assumptions about having friends outside the sex industry, being part of the social life and having other interests besides mongering are right, I also believe that everybody has to decide that for himself.

I guess most guys do not understand why SA prays the 3Fs. Plain and simply, he lives in LOS. So if he wants to stay cheap and likes to go on mongering whenever he likes, getting the girls he wants then there is no other way. A GF would probably cause some problems as we all know. All tourists are protected by the fact, that they will leave sooner and later and therefore are out of reach.

Just my 2 cents

Have fun

Joe Zop
11-15-03, 00:28
Well, Samus, I guess this is better than managing to get booted again, eh? :D

To answer your question, yes, I've plans to head back to LOS, but of late I've ben forced to put everything on hold to spend a fair amount of time taking care of my mother, who's been having medical problems. Dunno yet when (or how) that's going to resolve, so my travel plans will have to stay on hold.

And well said as always, Traveler. Heaven knows I've disagreed with Samus on various things (long and loudly, as is my wont) from the moment I started posting here, but he's a nice guy who just happens to look at things differently than I do. And having people disagree on things in this forum allows people who aren't sure what they think or are new to the scene to get different takes on issues. And that is, to my mind, ultimately a highly positive thing.

JuiceSpike
11-15-03, 00:28
Samus,

I'm glad to see you have your own section. Hopefully new guys will come to visit here and be enlighten by your and other's comments.

I'm in full agreement with your views. I think too many guys get offended by your comments/opinions but I understand where you are coming from. To say that these girls (hookers) are service providers and have feelings and emotions is the obvious. Of course they do. Thai women can be very sweet, gentle and submissive. But they have an agenda.

What more guys need to know/realize and be aware of is that Thai women (hookers and those regular ones interacting with farangs) are for the most part looking to scheme a guy. It's a game for them. A cynical view but true in 95% of cases where a farang gets involved with a girl. Yes, these girls have feelings, they are not at all times calculating eveything but their main motivation is money.

I think your point is at times exagerated but it needs to be to make people think with their heads and not dicks. 3Fs works.

Good luck.

juice

Bill
11-15-03, 06:27
Samus,

Congratulations on your new section. I have been practicing your 3f-s rules of engagement to the T. I recently fell in love with the first Nana go go bar girl I could find with a gash and a heartbeat, 3 hours after getting off the plane. Just like you said, I bought her 3 ladies drinks in a row and a round for her 4 friends to make a good impression. Things were going great so I paid her barfine and tipped the mamasan 200b because they were so nice and friendly. We held hands and kissed all the way to my hotel. She proceeded to ask for 5000b short time and I paid her. We talked for 4 hours and then followed was the best 10 minutes of sex of my life and I think hers. She told me I was so good, that I should come to her bar the same time tomorrow. I think I am in love. I gave her 1000b tip and got her cel #. Before she left, I was told that if I keep seeing her like this, she will take me to her village up north to meet her 3 kids. Do you think I am doing the right thing? This girl is great and I owe it all to you and your great advice. I think I will buy her that big gold chain she was pointing at and maybe some jeans, because a happy girl will love me truly. You are the total pimp daddy.

Your loyalist pupil,

Bil

Seydlitz
11-15-03, 14:16
Let me chime in as well: congratulations for this dedicated section !

My view on SA's opinions has always been that they make a lot of sense.

I am after something else than just sex with as many cuties as possible, therefore his 3F theory is not appropriate for me, but surely, pracising the 3F is the best way to stay out of trouble as a monger in Thailand.

Skinless
11-15-03, 14:24
Samas san: I don't want to be the odd one out so congratulations as well. Your 3F advice is an important compass for everyone to remember and it was a great help to me. LOS has sun, sex, sea and sex again and it is very easy to get washed away by these beautiful Pattaya mermaids. I will always keep my one (and the dose of clap she gave me) in my heart. But Samas has helped me keep my heart for those I truly love: all the world's cheap lays. Without his mantra, who can obtain enlightenment in the land of Budhas and babes?

Globotto
11-16-03, 09:20
My heart goes out to bil as does my discontent for his propecity to "over feed the bears" you gave the girl a fortune for "10 minutes of the best sex in your life". 10 minutes whats up with that. No wonder why you were great. She made over $100 in 10 minutes. Not to mention all the dough you threw around prior. Dude the woman has 3 kids. Here in Thailand that's a shipwreck. I know you're an American on vacation and probably been sexually deprived for eons but do not bring the American system to Thailand because there is a whole new set of rules here.

People make 5 dollars a day here busting their ass at a labor job.

JuiceSpike
11-16-03, 16:47
New guys to Thailand...

When you go there and see the amazing treat you are in for..... think of this:

If it is too good to be true, then it is not true.

Enjoy the pussy and that's it.

juice

Bottler
11-16-03, 17:32
Globotto


I think Bil was being ironic!

Tatoosh
11-16-03, 21:49
Samus Aran

Hey, congrats on your own section! I do look forward to seeing your posts and the great interchanges they engender. You are the voice of cold reason when dealing with young hot hookers.

Bil

You are such a bad boy! I loved it, like watching a dog [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on the neighbors flowers. Nice economy of style and so to the point. You are the punting fiction author ... complete Pimp Script Master!

Tatoosh

1Ball
11-17-03, 23:04
S A, i feel for you man, once a pariah, always a pariah. Now you can't even join in on discussions, as should you want to discuss something in the Bangkok section for example, it will be kicked over here.

Why does Jackson have it in for you so much, he hated you as Z, and now this. Maybe next time you have your annual leave, instead of going to Ohio, fly down to Argentina, which is where he lives, ask him out for a drink, and say "what the fuck is up with this??"

JMHO

1ball

PS. how are the "sperm tupperwares treating you these days?

Hi 1ball,

I don't care enough to "hate" Samus Aran. I personally don't care for his brand of hate speach, but my primary objection to his posting is the sheer repetitiveness of his message. Essentially, he says the same thing over and over and over. My feeling is that he's had his say on the subject of how he feels everyone else should treat Thai women, and it's long been time for him to stop repeating himself and move on.

Unfortunately, some of you cannot see his true agenda, which is to use my forum to constantly and repeatedly pound the same message into anyone who may listen, the purpose of which is to convince visitors to Thailand to treat Thai women as poorly as he does, because he doesn't like competing with men who treat Thai women like human beings.

Jackson

Duniawala
11-18-03, 04:53
SA

Congrats on your section. Don't always agree with you but that's all the more interesting

Apac Boy
11-18-03, 14:23
shit....i want my own section too

if this is what it takes, i'm gonna start flaming newbies who fall in love with chinese hookers too in the China section...

tapioca

Tatoosh
11-18-03, 20:55
Ahhh! So now I understand a bit more of the dynamics involved with SA getting his own discussion section. Hmmm, interesting approach.

I guess I've looked at SA's comments about TGs as one pole of a range of possible responses. And I never really felt that he was down on Thai hookers except as an accident of geography. That is where he mongers and so that's where he talks about. But if he mongered in Detroit or Drezna or where ever, he'd be saying pretty much the same thing about the women there too.

His is a voice of self interest. And he is strict with its application. I suppose that can be annoying. Since I'm a newbie here, I didn't have the history of that interchange. And his viewpoint is one to be considered. I may not agree with him in the end, but I do think he needs to be heard. It is my impression that he has never said to be mean to them, to hurt them physically, cheat them, or humiliate them in person. But he has been adamant that mixing sex and affection is a recipe for disaster when mongering.

I suspect that it would be easier to find many more examples of monger/hooker relationships that support his point of view than refute it. And perhaps that is what stings most.

That Jackson finds him repetitive is, well, not surprising. I'm sure that much of what is written here must, after time, be repetitive. SA may appear to be a gadfly to Jackson, but he is also a warning to inexperienced. If the intent is to minimize, without banning, SA's ability to exchange views, I am sorry to see it happen.

With due respect to all the parties involved.

Tatoosh

Samus Aran
11-19-03, 01:22
Fellas:

Mr. Admin thank you for letting me in here. You have me all wrong! By the way, my postings always follow the sites rules.

SA treats the thai hos no different than any other guy here. SA enjoys the company, always pays, and never ever hits. SA is just not a firm believer in dating or being romantically involved with a women who sells herself. It will always ends bad. Many of us repeat the same stuff over and over in this board. SA's view point is one of many extremes. It works for SA and just want to get the information out to those who have questions or unsure on how to behave in Thailand and what the rules are. Maybe it would be necessary to have an extreme viewpoint that says being in love and buying cars, houses, tv's for a Thai hooker is what everybody should be doing. All of us could argue this too.

The fact is that the truth hurts. And we need to treat these girls as hookers. Sex providers and nothing more than that. This is the 3f way and is the safest and most pleasurable way to survive in Thailand.

To all of those who wished me congrats I say thank you. Questions about Thailand and the traps and pitfalls, SA will surely answer you.

Tap:
Yep. Got my own section. SA is becoming quite the character. A very important part of this board and member of the wsg. Probably top the Bangkok section in posts.

Samus Aran

1Ball
11-19-03, 01:56
hi jackson, while i respect the fact that this is your site, and it had been obvious over the years that “z” or sa, or any other name he has used here has grated on you, i, having met him, know that this is not “hate speech”. it is, in my opinion, a warning, which, even though gets monotonous, still doesn’t get through to all parties. the 3f approach is indeed rude and crude, but sometimes one has to go overboard to prevent accidents from happening. this board is full of sorry statistics that still to this day, go to the bank, every month, and secretly send cash to some girl in los, or santo domingo, or ba, or you name it. i for one, have always found the message, albeit too restrictive, to be amusing. i have laughed out loud many times at his tirades, and i believe they have been a necessary evil to help others. i think most of us are able to filter out the bs coming from these tirades.

i also don’t think sa even thinks about competing against other punters. he will never find himself in short supply of tgs, no matter how well we treat them, and how badly he in turn treats them. (and i believe a lot of it is hot air.)

i think this will do more harm than good. (not necessarily to the site, but to the gaggle of punters, some of whom, are sitting on a plane right now, totally unaware of the spell that is about to take them over and hurt them. sa, with his big stick, has helped more than a few find their way home.)

again, it’s your site, it’s your choice, and it’s your right……..

1ball

Joe Zop
11-19-03, 02:34
Jackson, I generally ascribe to 1ball's characterization of SA's person (though rather than hot air I'd characterize it as clumsy and at times offensive hyperbole.) At the same time, I do agree with you that he tends to be highly repetitive, but I think this tends more toward having a "John the Baptist/voice howling in the wilderness" complex than any particular personal agenda about discouraging other punters. I also don't believe he actually treats these women badly. In fact, based on my observation of him interacting with TGs, he can be quite charming and amusing with them, and seemed well-liked by those with whom he "played." It's simply that his bottom-line approach is strictly business-like -- he's essentially an ascetic in sexual terms.

The true annoyance about his posts is his rigid insistance that his approach is the only viable one and his rather liturgical approach to posting. (Thus the repetition, as it becomes the Word according to SA.) It undercuts the viable caution to new visitors that, because they are not used to the situation and scene, it is possible to become lulled into a sense of comfort where they can become vunerable. This is not a bad message at all, but SA's primary sin is that it tends to be the only message he imparts. (And apologies for the religious metaphor, but it does seem appropriate.)

Nonetheless, I think a specific section is a much better solution than the previous bannings. And by the way, another bravo to you for the work of WSG Charities!

1Ball
11-19-03, 05:36
JZ, your eloquence is somethin' else !!!

all kidding aside, this is a sad situation.....

1ball

JuiceSpike
11-20-03, 05:22
where is Samus?

LuvumBare
11-21-03, 00:30
Sa has the right approach. 3F has been the rule in Thailand and all of Asia for a long time. I lived in Korat for 2 years in "69 & '70. Courtesy of Vietnam and USAF.
Because no one could make our younger GI's understand the 3F principal, there was a huge amount of marriages. These young guys thought they had died and gone to heaven (no 72 virgins for them).

At that time, in the States they were lucky to get a HJ from their high school sweetie. In Korat, US$5 bought an evening of beer or Mekong as well as a good hump. The girls played these kids for everything they could get.

They understood if they could get married while he was in the service, they would always get a check from the US Gov't.

Standard practice was marriage about 90 days before he rotated home. Go with him to his new assignment in US. Make certain she was receiving his spouse allottment check. After 6 months she returns to Thailand to visit family. She immediatly files for divorce at the local court house. It is always granted because her husband was not around to stake his claim. Gets divorce papers and off she goes to the personel officer at the base to get the mailing address for her check changed form US to Thailand.

There were some girls collecting checks from 4 or 5 guys.

As long as he stayed in the service, she got her money.

These girls as well as other Asian beauties have been milking foreign devils for centuries.

SA's gospel of 3F should be required reading for anyone who enjoys Asian women.

Without doubt, there have been and still are many very successful marriages between Farangs and Thais but he odd on success are slim.

Success in any marriage requirs work and devotion. It is hard enough when both partners come from similar environments but mixing Asia with the West makes things exponentially harder.

Adopt the 3F's and you will never be sorry or make a financially fatal error.

3F's is a mind set. You can practice 3F and still be polite, respectful and a gentleman. Even though these women are in the sex business, they should still be treated as women, not like US$30 SW from the sewers of Detroit who delivers a sloppy BJ in the front seat of your car!

Poobah
11-24-03, 12:07
Here are my thoughts, although I've never stated them.

Here's what I think of SA. SA represents one viewpoint of living in Thailand. Because SA lives in Thailand does not mean his experience encompasses all of Thailand. What SA experiences may be viewed in an entirely different light by another person, that's why they are called experiences.

I think SA represents a valuable (albeit polarized) viewpoint. I see dudes going the other way; like meeting a girl and wanting to marry four days later. He reminds me of the reality that these chicks are doing a business and that is it in 90% of the cases. I agree!!

But I submit that knowing it should not change your experience one iota!!!

So what if it's fake? Ever been to Disneyland with the kids?

Let's be frank, there are some people who believe the ride iis reality and some cranks who won't spare you a moment to point out the machinery running the show. The smart punter recognizes both, relaxes in their UNIQUE position and enjoys the shit out of it all!!

I like to dive into the fantasy knowing full well that this is a fantasy that will have to end. It's cool!! I love the whole suspension of reality. Shit dude, that is the WHOLE REASON I am on vacation.

I'm certain with time and possible change in geography that my thoughts will change but I won't begrudge someone a differing viewpoint if it works for them.

Maybe the dude is cool in person, but the tone is often pretty harsh towards the woman. That's what sets a few of us off.

Poobah
11-24-03, 12:20
Here's another example: The Three F rule everyone is embracing like the Atkins Diet.

Yeah dude, I agree that sometimes you just want to bone the chick, kick OTD and that's it.

But to use that as a rule would have left me out of some awesome experiences. I think hanging out for a short consecutive time is really cool if the chick knows you are not going to put up with a lot of bullshit! The ones I remember to this day have been those that I've spent some time with.

All that stuff about Thai women and money. I have to say I have never supported any chick but have maintained friendships with many BG. You can have it both ways! Most of that comes with speaking the freakin' language!

I'd also agree with SA that a marriage to a BG will most likely fail. This has been what I've witnessed as well.* I've seen ONE successful BG marriage and heard about another. I've known two dudes closely that have been fully BURNED by Thai girls (and many more casual acquaintances). Painful!! To sum up hundreds of posts, all of the problems seem to have been linked these key items: not knowing the girl, not knowing the language, she moving to BUM FCK Egypt and having the closest Thai friend 40 miles away, the family hating your guts, the family liking you in proportion to your current checking account balance, the girl who has a husband, yr. basic 'ho just running off or the dude being a sociopath that only became unmasked at home!

* yang bpen soot, thank God!!

Opebo
11-24-03, 12:52
SA, you're so right about the 3F rule. It is not just true in Asia, but usually the case back home as well.

I practice one modification of the 3F strategy: because I always do short time and never take girls back to where I actually live, I feel there's little downside in returning over and over again to a girl who gives particularly good head, or provides anal, or any desirable specialty. The key is to keep it all about sex, and avoid pointless and rather tiresome attempts at conversation. I think I've taken girls overnight all of three times in all my time in Thailand, and it was invariably less fun than a nice hour long session followed by - freedom and solitude.

Chikan
11-24-03, 16:22
I have a somewhat modified approach to the 3F method. It's called "F & F" method: "Fire and forget". In most instances that is what I use because it's simple and doesn't lead to attachment and/or heartaches. She gets what she wants and I get what I want. As long as you treat them nicely and with respect - there's nothing wrong with this I feel.

I admit, I've occasionally aborted my F & F method a couple of times, but I clearly had my head screwed on straight (even after being sloshed!) to realise that this is just a holiday and to not let myself get too emotionally involved in the situation. As long as the lines in the sand don't get blurred, you should be ok. Keep things in perspective! Peace! :) Where is Samus....?

The Traveler
11-24-03, 22:46
luvumbare

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She immediatly files for divorce at the local court house. It is always granted because her husband was not around to stake his claim.
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Are you sure about that ? I really doubt it.

Regarding to thai law, marriage and divorce between a foreigner and a thai follows the rules of the thai international civil law. Due to the regulations of this law a marriage and a divorce have to fulfill all requirements of the laws of the foreign partner.
A divorce between thais can be filed at the local cityhall and - if both parties sign it - will be valid immediately. But as soon as one partner is a foreigner this isn't true anymore, e.g. europeans need a judge to decide. Even if they would issue a divorce decree at the city hall - due to lack of knowledge - it wouldn't be valid.
So if one partner is absent, a divorce is impossible even if just thais are involved. Sure, there are exceptions, but the girl would have to wait for an extended period of time (at least a year) before getting a final decision.

Maybe things had been different 30yrs ago, but nowadays it can't be done the way you described it.


Have fun

Samus Aran
11-25-03, 01:25
Fellas:

Thats all SA has been saying. SA apologizes if he comes off a little bit harsh but just like in elementary school, when you acted up the teacher usually pulled out the paddle, and while it seemed like a harsh punishment, you learned your lesson after that wood hit your ass. Reality sometimes hurts.

SA is just offering some free advice from lots of experience. SA was just reading in the Pattaya section about the dude falling in love with bar girls, and how they are the most gifted hos on the planet and worth marrying. You see, this is a dangerous message he is giving out. The vast majority know the trouble lying ahead for that guy.

And while some of you think by not talking to a bargirl and getting to know her before you bang the shit out of here is "not treating her right", the 3f approach avoids all of the pitfalls of being trapped by a thai hooker. SA does not hit these girls nor treat them with disrespect. My bark his much more ferocious than my bite.

And, like someone said, the 3f is a mind set. Get in take of your business and then return to your free and solitude lifestyle. It is really much more rewrding and exciting banging a girl for the first time. The second time is just not the same. So, get a new one while in Thailand.

Luvumbare has even stated that the 3f approached shoud have been used way back when. Guys way back when were even trapped. This is not something new nor limited to Thailand.

Come to Thailand for lots of sex, but please remember who the other players are. If you dont study up on your opponenet you will probably end up on the losing end.

Samus Aran

P.S. Mr Moderator Ive been keeping these posts clean, could you please post them as SA has a legion of fans out there.

Thanks

SA,

This section is for you, and you may post whatever you wish here.

Jackson

LuvumBare
11-25-03, 17:27
The_Traveller:

Please remember I am talking about 1967-1969.

I am sure the rules were different then than now.

Skinless
11-25-03, 20:46
Dear SA: If you read the Bkk section, seems Globotrotter has also been poking little Lek, the world's greatest f*** machine. I have not been sending money or anything but she is an awesome sack partner and I am a little jealous (and I do miss that pussy). Have you any advice to me?

Freeler
11-25-03, 21:37
Samus,

Good to see you alive and kicking ass!

Skinless,

I am concerned about your health!
Has the sake taken over your thinking power?
You can not possibly believe that there is a shred of truth in Globotto's statement.
He's just trying to sell his Newbie-Tours.

Skinless
11-25-03, 21:44
Freeler: He knows Little Lek. I will not be taking him up on his tour offer, payable via Paypal as it is not my scene. I just thought I would drop in on SA and see what he has to say (never f the same ho twice:)

I would be interested on your take on Posterlion's "grand plan" in Liivng in Thailand

Freeler
11-25-03, 21:53
Skinless,

O-reddy left my mark on that issue...

If Globotto sent you proof of knowing Little Lek, the Ultimate Fuckingmachine, I would be pleased to find said proof in my mailbox soon, thanks!

It's official: Four more weeks and (and a wake-up:)) and I'll be on my way to the HolyLand, again!

Samus Aran
11-26-03, 01:35
Fellas:

Since SA is limited to this section posting a clever response directly to Posterlion is impossible. But from here, if Poster can hear SA, "POSTER GET ANOTHER JOB IN AMERICAAT MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING UNTIL THE NEXT PROGRAMMING GIG ROLLS IN" Poster, this is where you want to spend your nest egg? Between the legs of some skank ho in a one room rinky dink ant invested non airconditioned humping den? Do the math guy! You will be on the street in no time! Life is not that bad in USA but making a move to Thailand is a very difficult leap. Dont come crying to SA when the shit hits the fan.

Skinless:

You know better than to get attached or to even think of "missing that pussy!" The thought of that dream pussy should have been clear from your mind about 10 seconds after you paid her. And, you made the big mistake of fucking that pussy more than once. Furthermore, staying in contact with her. If that pussy is that great, you will just have to get in line. Dont consider yourself anything special. Just another 1000 baht ST customer. My advice, move onto and start exploring for that next "beautiful" pussy.

Samus Aran

MeatMan
11-26-03, 03:16
Oh Snap!,

I must be friggin blind! SA got his own board? Congrats man! While SA's got the 3 f approach, I got the 3 s approach!

Seek, Screw, and Scram!

MeatMan

Phuquer
11-26-03, 18:54
SA, I agree with you that moving to LOS is a huge leap, especially for somebody who is not prepared. But he seems to be decided to try. I hope that you would give whatever advice you can to help him on his move, as that is what he is gonna do regardless of whether it is right or wrong. You are the pro, in my opinion, of the LOS. Your advice on how to live in LOS would be great for him and whoever else is planning on making the move.

Poobah
11-26-03, 19:52
My whole point (and this is from my 12 years of experience) is that some guys can play the game and walk away whatever the circumstances.

I can say I've never sent a bargirl money. Yet I enjoy immersing myself in the whole scene when I'm there. If I lived there undoubtedly it would be different. But it isn't and I'm not.

I enjoy being with a chick more than once. Personally if there is some sort of connection the sex usually gets better. I don't think of any of these encounters as being permanent, and anytime one of the ladies starts in on writing/calling etc, I say 'ok' but also add that any request for money will be trashcanned. From that most don't write/call which is fine, but there are others I think truly like to have someone they can talk to. Usually they are calling me (on someone else's dime). It's a great way for me to have some practice speaking Thai. I don't take it further than keeping in touch (although some girls I do see more than one trip b/c I usually go to Thailand about 6 weeks a year).

I think I would have missed out on a lot by employing the slash n' burn sexual rotisserie approach. I don't look at my trips as how many notches I've put on my belt. I don't worry about being 'sucked in' because I've taken a gal for another night. I'm a stronger person than that.

What I guess I'm saying is what works for one doesn't have to be 'The Way' for all. I appreciate the experience of others but in the end have to make my own decisions.

Joe Zop
11-26-03, 21:59
Well said, Poobah. I agree completely.

Skinless
11-26-03, 23:35
SA: Little Lek was a great hump, well worth fucking again and again. As that phase is over for me and as I don't like standing in line, maybe you could take my place. Who knows? The little fuck machine might just convert you!

The Traveler
11-27-03, 00:31
Skinless

I don't mind to stay in line :-). I f..k whatever is in reach as long as it is cute with a nice attitude. So if you would be kind enough to tell me how to contact that little humping machine and provide a pic so I can judge first if she is worth my time, I would be very grateful.


Poobah

I agree. As long as you stay in control and know what you are doing, it will be fine. There are definately nice girls out there that just don't like the way thai guys will treat them and therefore prefer farang guys. No money issue.
But as soon as you like to taste other beauties the 3f approach is the best way to stay out of trouble.

I use to stay with some girls more than just one night if they are good in bed, why not ? Sometimes I ST/LT them, move to another one and if there is nothing worth to take on a given day, call them for another round. Just control the situation and don't get to much emotional involved. As SA said, nothing is so exciting like to bonk a brand new girl

Have fun

The Traveler
11-27-03, 00:34
Freeler

I will be back to LOS in less than 3 weeks and will stay over 5 weeks. So if you will move to Pattaya, just drop a note at the Pattaya section. We can meet to have a drink or two and look out for some pussy.

Have fun

Samus Aran
11-27-03, 01:38
Fellas:

Some advice for Poster:
1. Hide your ATM cards.
2. Have a contigency plan when the first plan falls through in about 2 weeks.
3. Get your own place to live
4. Find a job in Thailand to keep your days busy, even if it is teaching. You will get real bored if you have nothing to look forwrad to each day and dont count hoing as something to keep your mind occupied.
5. Get involved with the expat community.
6. 3f everything.
7. Stay away from the bars
8. Dont visit your hos family
9. Think with your brain not with your dick

Meatman:

3s method is acceptable too. Different words, same meaning.

By the way guys, SA needs to realize that a 2-3 week fuck vacation is different than working and living here. SA does understand your points and agrees with you in some respects. Living in the USA, winters are cold as shit, women for the most part even colder, SA knows why you want to get out and release some frustration.

Also, SA has been tagging this great looking USA housewife who is been overlooked by hubby. SA has said before that there is a large group of white women in Thailand who just want to fuck and they are being ignored. These are horny women and make their Thai sisters look amatuerish in bed. Nothing better than some horny white woman. So, SA has to do his duty and keep her happy.

Samus Aran

Skinless
11-27-03, 15:56
Traveler: I posted her mobile phone no. She hangs around Beergarden and Thermae. Undersized not quite dwarfish, as described. Not much to look at, a shit sense in clothes (cheap ho type) but man she performs. Another hangout for her and her really cute buddies is the restaurant with the pool table a few doors from Beergarden. Small women rule.

SA: Had you no favorite toy when you were a kid? Hos should be hos and that is what my little friend is.

Freeler
11-27-03, 16:48
Samus,

You're not 3F'ing the white woman:(?

The Traveler
11-27-03, 23:33
Skinless

Thanks for the reply, saw your post but her phone number was incomplete, only five digits. 02-76789
02 is the area code for bangkok, not a mobile, but if this is really a mobile, which area code (01,07,09 or whatever) we got to use ?
You say she is not a looker, need a cute one but might give it a try. What did you guys pay her ? Not want to screw it up for the guys who will follow my path :-)

Skinless
11-27-03, 23:39
I generally paid her 1000 bt long term with no shopping etc. But I am a Cheap Charlie. I have now thrown away her phone no. She is very small with a long white face and speaksgood English. Frankly, these women are worth it if you meet them but not worth chasing down.

Freeler: Good point.
Sa: Are we to 3F TGs only???
A very confused JS

The Traveler
11-27-03, 23:44
Skinless

Please provide the correct area code for her mobile.
No need to speak english since my thai is fluent, some people even think I am thai when talking to me over the phone :-)

Have fun

Skinless
11-27-03, 23:53
They were the only numbers left on the paper I had. The ocrner of the paper was missing so if you want to experiement with other numbers, please do. My experience with breaking Guru SA's rule is that thefirst time has always been best. Lek might best be found in Thermae. She looks very young, maybe 14-16 but is maybe 20+
Maybe SA can give the no of the white lady and we can all hump her.

The Traveler
11-28-03, 00:06
Great idea, since SA does not love her he should provide all the needed info to find her so everyone of us might get a white chick in LOS. Anyway SA, where is the best place to pick up those lonely white chicks, no russian hookers please.

Samus Aran
11-28-03, 01:27
Fellas:

See the thing is with the white woman is that she has to go home every night to her husband. Who she then fucks too. She is happy and SA is happy. This is much different than the thai ho scene. And since most of the thai hos are so young and have little experience, the best thing you can do to is 3f them. A more mature white woman just wants some manstick a few times per week with no strings attached. No money exchanges hands. A rendevous point is set and the business is done. No talk of sick buffalos, papa and brother in jail, mama dead again, will occur with a well to do white lady. No need to wine and dine. In a sense this is the 3f modified. It is a win win situation.

Skinless:

Na ah. No way. You get your own white ho. The russian hos 3f definately! To find the lonely white USA women, SA's reccomendation is you need to hang around the Emporium about 11 am, near the tea rooms, jewelry stores, and shoe stores. They are out spending hubbies $$$ while he works. They do this daily and lead very boring lives. This is their reward for letting hubbie tag the little thai hotties. However, you need to be young, dress well (no mustard stained tank tops), shower, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and wear shoes not flip flops. And, if the want a potbellied date they can stay with their hubbies.

Samus Aran

Bill
11-28-03, 19:18
Can't believe it. Shamus is "tagging" a fat old white man's- fat and ugly white housewife. Should we assume that "tagging" is plural and on going? Shamus on Samus...... Don't be a hypocrite Samus, you might lose your loyal following. Old, ball glove faced, discarded battle-axes like her are a dime a dozen in trailer parks all over the U. S. of A. Maybe someone is feeling homesick? Maybe you need to take some lessons from the infamous sage master- Batchelor 1. He professes the C.U.A.L. theorem of skank masterdom when doing trailer park trash. It goes like this:

C. hoose 'em

U. se 'em

A. buse 'em and

L. ose 'em

Tatoosh
11-28-03, 20:05
Bil,

Personally I like the faint whiff of hypocricy, even from SA. Tells me that SA is part of the human race. Now I am not an apologist for SA, he does fine for himself. But I can guess that he doesn't look at nailing the married FWC in quite the same light as he does social intercourse with Thai bar girls.

Now why would that be? Well, she's married to start with. She's got a husband, apparently an inattentive one to be sure. But while she may need some attention, it doesn't sound like she's looking for a replacement hubby. Or a guy whose initials are ATM.

So occasional repeat tapping is not as likely to cause problems, in his view of the world, I'm guessing. Where repeat tapping with the bar girl is going to very likely lead to her trying to get him into some sort of ongoing (monetary) relationship.

But it may be that there is a whole different dynamic going on between SA and the FWC. Only he can say, and we will have to see if he wants to address this or not. I am a tad curious myself.

Now I do think it is worth pointing out that we all go through phases. Some of them are experienced based, some are age based, or an interplay between the two. What is great at twenty is often not nearly as interesting at fifty. And what seems like the perfect approach at first can become boring as time goes along.

Plus people have different agendas. Some guys want to get their shot off and to heck with the girl. Another guy gets a great deal of satisfaction getting the girl off first, particularly if she's a pro that isn't expecting anything like that to happen. Some want a GFE, others just want her to grab her ankles.

So we all get to share our experiences here. Different experiences with different outcomes. If we all were after exactly the same thing and went about it the same way, there wouldn't be hardly anything worth talking about would there?

While I don't practice SA's brand of perpetual 3F'ing, I do use it as a yardstick when considering what my options are.

Tatoosh

Joe Zop
11-28-03, 20:07
Hah, LOL -- I guess the exotic is always what's not generally available. So, SA, in returning to the same well are you making a key distinction here between dealing with pros and non-pros or between TGs and western women?

Samus Aran
11-29-03, 01:08
Fellas:

SA has not lost his style. It is ok if SA is being the true man*****. Being paid by this beautiful housewife to fuck her. She is sick and tired of dealing with overweight, potbellied, out of shape men like most of you guys.

Bil, you may be a little jealous, sorry nothing SA can do about that, and that is why you are in Thailand? Because even you cant get laid by the old battle axes. They would turn you down over and over again. Have to sit your ugly fat ass on the plane to Thailand shell out cash to have your crusty old cock stroked by some 4th grade educated rice farmer ho. Nice.

So, while SA will still 3f's the Thai hos, he is this white woman's man*****. Being paid to fuck her when whe wants it. And all of you should be lucky enuff to be paid to fuck!

Oh yea, if you want to meet these loneley white women, maybe take a yoga class. But of course, for most of you guys exercise is a four letter word and the thought of trying to touch your toes might cause you to lose consiousness. Stick to the bar skanks, beers, and soccer games.

Samus Aran

Dick Johnson
11-29-03, 07:53
"Fuck 'em and forget 'em, use them like a human kleenex, the RPH-rice paddy hos... human sperm buckets with primary school education."

Where's ***** (Tworock)and *****(Ze.lda/adlez) and Bobo now that the moderator says Samus can post anything he wants in this thread :D

Opebo
11-29-03, 13:06
Bil,

After a couple of years doing almost exclusively asians, white girls are starting to look pretty good to me. Whatever you can't get looks better than what you can get. Lets be honest - I seriously doubt that anyone on this board has much luck with good looking white girls back home - its why we're in this hobby, and why we travel thousands of miles to get laid. Maybe SA is 'tagging' a white woman in Bangkok, but it sounds a bit fantastic.

Joe Zop
11-29-03, 19:45
Hmm, so SA is in a paid gig -- does that reduce our favorite online video game character to being nothing more than a sperm donor? A kleenex instigator, a low-life no-character money-grubbing liar? How is getting paid for sex different simply because you're doing the sticking as opposed to being stuck? Gigolo is somehow more noble than courtesan?

Mind you, as I've said before, I personally don't feel the need to make character judgements of sex providers, as I've met those who fall all along the spectrum, but there have certainly been a lot of statements about the lack of moral worth of prostitutes from SA and his various alter egos...

Seydlitz
11-29-03, 20:51
Opebo,

I beg to differ. I have the weakness to believe that I could score with at least some good looking white girls IF I chosed to.

The reason why I cannot be bothered is because western women are on the whole rather unbearable.

Asians are not a second choice for me.

The Traveler
11-29-03, 22:03
Opebo

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Lets be honest - I seriously doubt that anyone on this board has much luck with good looking white girls back home - its why we're in this hobby
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Maybe some, but not all of us.
For me it's more a question of taste, just love that asian look and attitude. Those tiny and slim bodies drive me crazy, even after 20yrs.
It's also much easier to bonk lots of cute girls in a short period of time than back home. As we all know it's business, but without giving you the feeling of a business transaction.

I currently got a cute white 23yr old gf (I am almost 40), she is 1,74m tall, and looks very sexy. Sure, she is fun and a great help if I need relief :-), but I prefer those tiny chicks.

Also most white girls will get cellulitis sooner or later and breasts will follow gravity at a certain age. Asian girls are not hit by cellulitis that much, might be the food or some genetic thing.

Usually one got to put more effort in getting a white regular chick than a thai. Thais are easy to handle. You can f**k them, drop them and take them again without any prob. White chicks are not that hassle free.

So all in all, more on the positive side besides a few negative points.

Have fun

Chikan
11-29-03, 22:13
Oh man this is a hilarious thread! Everyone has valid points; it's like story time when you haven't read the thread in a couple days....keep it up - gotta be the "most watched thread on WSG"! Now, where's my kleenex and baby oil? :)

The Traveler
11-29-03, 22:22
SA

You seem to change your style, it's getting worse.
Before you could handle criticism, but now you not just flame the "rice paddy ho's who are less worth than a used condom" because they do something we all ask for without harming anyone. No, now you flame us.

Why do you believe that you are the ultimate guy ?
I have met you and can tell that you definately are NOT in a better shape than me or some other guys I had seen in thailand. I did martial arts for almost 15 yrs, still work out almost every day. Not everyone who is after thai girls got no chance at home.

I totally agree with Joe Zop, you blamed the girls for the same thing you are doing now. Where is the difference ? Cause you are white or a guy ? Don't be a racist or a fool !

Anyway, you still haven't answered my question why you came to thailand at the first place ?
I doubt that the fresh air in bangkok or the great social system in thailand attracted you. So why ?

JuiceSpike
11-29-03, 22:23
Samus...

I'm sure not all guys in here are fat or desperate to get laid. I get pretty American girls but I'm just bored with them. I find Asian sluts a lot more fun, and they fuck for the love to fuck and don't set too many conditions unless you are fucking a "regular" girl which tend to stick to you like glue...

And, you can't beat paying so little for nice pussy. I would never pay US prices for a boring pussy. Plus, Thai girls have silky skin which is a rere find in the US.

Getting paid for shagging a lonely BKK white woman? Fun. What do you charge her? USD or Baht?

I will be arriving to BKK on the December 16th, maybe we can hook up this time. Let me know.

Guys, I think Samus can give a shit about what anybody in here thinks about him, he lives there in a total different reality.
Again, I think too many people in here take this board too seriously...

Traveler,
I will email when I know where I will be staying in BKK. Got your number to call you.

juice.

Tatoosh
11-29-03, 22:54
Oh this just gets better and better. Jerry Springer is going to be booking SA, bil, The_Traveler and the rest of us for a show shortly.

SA seems to be what he detests most. Gee, never heard of that happening before (plz note slight sarcastic tone here). Makes me think of the Rev. Jim Bakker. Got caught, denounced by one and all, but no more dramatically than by Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, who was later caught in his own sex scandal. Both of them professed this, did that, and we all got a chuckle out of it.

Or maybe, he's just winding us up because he's tired of being the butt of everyone's angst over John/Hooker appropriate social intercourse and wants to enjoy our quandary. Hard to say.

Hell, sure some of us are old fat farts that don't have a chance at young stuff except in exceptional circumstances. I'm one of those. Others are young guys that just enjoy punting. Odds are that very few of us are handsome young rich guys that just walked off the pages of GQ. So whats the point? SA's a bit wound up, and so is everyone else apparently. Why don't we take a break, get laid, and see how important it seems in the morning?

Tatoosh

Bill
11-30-03, 00:23
Sure, we all believe Shamus,

He's also a billionaire playboy with condos in every country. Hey Shamus, I would like to buy some of that Florida swampland if you have any left.

Skinless
11-30-03, 02:19
sa: you may remember a long time ago i asked who here could make money if the roles were reversed and we were the hos and the women the customers. you said you could make big dough. congrats on your first customer. i am not sure if you have the right frame of mind for this. you think like a beergarden/go go ho (i in good shape, white woman pay me 2 mut if she luv me 2 mut, buy me gold and speedo and bring me pattaya hotel.
we know where u r coming from but beware the white lady starts to think of u as a hired piece of meat. the traveler etc feel they have the credentials to hump her as well. and they might undercut you.

btw, sa, i have my own white hos (that is, the plural of fwfm) at the tokyo american club here. and they pay me - does your fat white f machine (fwfm) actuallypay you? you also say most of the tgs are young. but i thought to get a job in pattaya, an old age pension book was a prerequisite?

Samus Aran
11-30-03, 03:59
fellas:

now we have at least something to discuss other than the repititive bar fines discussion, bus routes, hotel rates, and cheap eating places.

whatever you guys want to believe go ahead. sa can handle it. been taking the heat for 3 years now. sa is hear in thailand banging the thai hos and servicing the white chics as needed. they also get the 3f treatment as well. sort of a mutual arrangement. sa fucks her then gets paid and leaves. she calls me for sex. dont want anything nor does she. hubby might suspect something if she is wearing a new perfume or smelling of dove soap instead of zest.

sa doesnt demand new water buffalos or bail money for the lazy ass brother in jail... nope ... only $$$ for sex. conversations are limited and no time is spent in public. this is just plain wham bam thank you maam sex. and, the fact that there is a return to different lives makes it all the more pleasurable. no residuals.

you guys dont think that the thai ho goes and buys young boys themselves after being unsatified by the countless farang men they have shtooped that week? or how about the thai housewives? they do it all the time! the boy bars biggest customers are the women.

juicespike:

variety is nice. and, the white usa woman is a different creature away from the usa. very different. in fact, it is unfortunate that they have to change when they go home to usa. they see hubby hoing, they want some manho themselves. believe me, it goes on here. sa looks at sex as fun and not serious unlike some guys who think sex is as difficult as completing super mario sunshine on the gamecube. anyways, its all for fun and sa does have his legion of fans. jeez, got my own section also. does anybody else have this? sure, we can hook up this time. as the time nears we can set a place and time.

skinless:
naw, frame of mind is ok. sa has regular day job. i surely wont quit that. this is just some on the side extra cash. done professionally with professional clientle. sa is not out to steal, beg, persuade, mope,. this is cash for play. and by the way, if traveler can undercut sa good for him.

traveler:
who says you cant 3f the white girls just like the thai hos? sure, it can be done! sa does not blame the thai girls. sa has no problem in what they do. sa's problem is the farang guy who cant control himself in thaialnd and falls in love after a night of sex and gets involved in the life of a strange 4th grade educated thai. furthermore, they feel they must show the world that they are capable of buying some little brown fuck machine. sa is a st sexer, in and out. sa is not here to fall in love, that is complicated and unecessary. you dont think tha there are horny white women who just want sex and nothing else? they exist plenty.

joez:
always the gifted writer. sa can see your point. but this isnt about conversation, loneliness, this is about sex. maybe sa has moved a little bit around that circle that you so eloquently wrote about, but in the end for sa it is about getting sex. love is not the issue. this is physical fulfillment and the $$$ that transfers hands seals the deal. the fact is that a mature woman of 40 or so has a helluva lot more experience than an 18 year old thai hooker.

a question for you guys, where is there a bj bar or anytype of bar where the thai hos will give bj's in public? sa is not talking the wraparound shower curtain places like [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s or star of love. the bj bar where some ho might cozy on up and unzip the fly and start bobbing for everybody to see? any help?

hope everybody had great thanksgiving. sa did a little "turkey "stuffing of his own with some of his own white creamy gravy dressing the turkey. :-)

dj:
sa would trade back his name if possible but that probably is impossible. yea, that bobo guy was great and sa is sure that he would support sa's manho method.

bil:
sold out of the swampland. can offer you coast line in nevada though.

samus aran

Joe Zop
11-30-03, 04:25
Juice, Samus is completely a nice guy in person, and his online persona is definitely a cartoonish version, but it's still hard to resist giving him a tweak now and then :)

Samus Aran
12-01-03, 01:14
Tatosh:

Yep. Nice point. SA is here in Thailand having a good time. You are right no ned to get worked up over some jabs. Jeez, SA doesnt even know most of these guys. This is fun and the most innocent level.

My white USA supporter just worships the SA cock. What can SA say. She wants it any way she can get it. In the mouth, ass, pussy... She is a real gamer. Furthermore, she is happy to just walk away afterwards. SA taught her the meaning fo 3f. Any of you guys interested in taking a shot at her? She probably would love 3sum.

JoeZ:

SA is one bad video game character.

Samus Aran

Skinless
12-01-03, 05:33
Samas: As you are only a regular member, your latest posts do not show up in the latest list. Your fan club should take note and check in regularly.
Buses: If I get to Bkk airport at 4.30 pm, is it easy to get a bus to Korat from near the airport? I will only have a few days and I want to spend it in your old haunts.
3F: But you are bonking the same white f machine again or again (or she is giving you the strap on treatment or whatever).
No residuals: But if hubby catches you, he might cut off your pecker, feed it to the ducks and you might end up as a Pattaya ladyboy. And that would not be nice.

Samus Aran
12-02-03, 01:09
Skinless:

Buses to Korat from airport ..no. But, you can go to Mo Chit and get korat bus or go to the bus station that is past Future Park where the korat bus stops. Not the bus stop at Future Park but the one where the buses pull in and stop. It is a new station. The bus you want is the one that stops in Pak Chong first and then continues to Korat. Maybe an extra 15 minutes out of your way. But, to get form the airport to Mo Chit and fight traffic both ways will cost you more money and time than the 15 minutes. This buns run alomost every 45 minutes

A modification to this situation is that SA is not the one hunting for sex, she is the one looking for dick. So SA odes not consider this in the same light as a thai ho who should never fuck more than once. SA is not the one picking up the phone or getting in the taxi and visiting massage parlors! See the difference?

Yea, have concerns about hubby.

Samus Aran

The Traveler
12-02-03, 01:11
Samus

Surely there are white chicks out there who just want a one night stand. But since I am choosy I won't take most of them. Looks are very important for me.

I don't mind if you repeat your 3Fs over and over and try to wake up some loosers. But what's right for you might be wrong for others. Thinking in schemes is always dangerous. Not every girl or every tourist fits into it.

Anyway, there is no need to blame the whole community and put yourself on the top. Since I have met you, I know your personality is quite different from what you pretend to be here at the forum. Furthermore I really don't care what you might say or think. It won't have any impact on my life and won't change it in any way. Just think, sometimes you need someone to bring you back to earth :-)

It is definately correct what you say about chicks taking boys from bars and gogos. Bad thing is, many boys who go with gays aren't gay at all and will get picked up by bar or gogo girls. This way HIV might find a way too.
Many grls don't feel anything when being with a farang, just spread their legs and get it done. They will mostly be satisfied by their boyfriends or by a gogo boy that they pick up after being banged by a foreigner and pay them with the money they just got for it. That's why I never pick a girl if I don't feel any sympathy from her side.

BTW, you still haven't answered my questions :

- what is the difference between a "rice paddy ho who is less worth than a used condom" and the man***** SA ?

- why did you come to thailand in the first place ?
Surely thai ho's weren't the reason, since you can get it everywhere and from every girl :-)

Have fun

PosterLion
12-02-03, 04:32
SA,

Freeler tells me I am supposed to negotiate with you over the spoils of my poetry. I am a blundering idiot as you well know from reading my posts, so here I am, ready to negotiate!

I figure you can get laid by a white girl (or any girl for that matter) from the small unintelligable poem that I wrote in the "Living in Thailand" section.

All I want is to play your Sims game in return (you have one, don't you?). My Thai girlfriend that I don't necessarily Find, F$#%, and Forget, is an expert with this game.

I figure, if you can get laid with my stupid poetry, I can practice your game so that I can be equally impressive with my girl. Damn I want to kick her ass in this game! :)

Take it easy or take it sleazy, either way, we're all gonna get it.

By the way... I apologize for this outburst ( I don't even know you), it was just harmless fun at first, but not anymore. Very soon, I will be living somewhere in the range of a Bh300 taxi ride from where you do.

I still can't figure why you want to live so damn far away from the scece. Huh?

poster...

Samus Aran
12-02-03, 04:33
Traveler:

SA will answer your questions.

1. No difference between the rice paddy ho and manho. Sex for cash and SA doesnt care about the labeling. Just having a good time.

2. SA came to Thailand for the FOOD!

Samus Aran

Plugger
12-02-03, 17:52
Just curious to find out what SA's 3 F's are. Have looked quite far back in the archives, cant seem to find it. Ta

The Traveler
12-03-03, 00:30
Plugger

F ind
F uck
F orget

Samus

for the food ? No thai restaurants in the US ?

Why not do like I did many times ?
Renting a TG for a few months, take her back home, taking care me, massage, BJ, HJ, FS, anal, what ever. Since all that is not important to you, she could have been your opponent at your PC games, or do you own just one ?
Anyway, she could have cooked some food for you too.

Relax and have fun

Tatoosh
12-12-03, 22:56
SA

Hey, give us a report! What have you been up to recently? Have you entertained any heart broke newbies with tales of lovelorn tragedy or tagged a carnally starved FWC? You've got your own forum here and some of us really look forward to the posts so, at least occasionally, you could pop a report in, eh?

Tatoosh

Samus Aran
12-13-03, 05:47
Fellas:

Been reading 1balls story. You know 1ball you should somehow contact this guy and help him out. Regardless of your feelings for this girl, give the guy the scoop.

There is no love in Thailand. Nope, none, zero! Lets get the word out. Thailand is for cheap, noncommital sex. Again, paid orgasms if you will. Why is it so hard for men to understand this?

Stories like 1balls are so common. Some lonely ass dude thinking hes god's gift to women and can just come to Thailand and sweep them off their feet! Lie to these women about how much money he has. This sucker feels he can save this girl from a life of misery. Ha Ha. Regardless, you can take the hooker out of the bar, but you cant take the bar out of the hooker. Another example why all men regardless of experience should come to this country for the sex only ie the 3f method! Thai girls are nice people, nice people to fuck and that is all.

SA noticed a quiet NaNa plaza yesterday. SA still has his white sponsor doing all of the nasty things of a hooker. She totally digs being treated like a ****! Trying to hook up a threesome as she would like to try multiple penises. Any takers?

Well, SA is off to the swimming pool. The sun is out, the temp in the 80's.

Samus Aran

Silly Puppy
12-15-03, 20:08
I'd say rading SA's posts are interesting. My comment is that it is possibly more fun to let your emotion gets involved beside the notorious 3F's. You can forget the ho's later but it doen't hurt at all. Fucking alone sounds too mechanical, hey I am a mechanical enginner, and I am too tired of being mechanical, man. I still miss the girl I fucked in Pathaya, though, and feeling very good about it . That means you don't have to sweep her ass off to marry her or what. A little fake love during the love making (or fucking as SA may say) is precious to me.

MeatMan
12-15-03, 23:59
SA,

Add me to the List,I'm "Down for whatever" hehe!!:D

1Ball
12-16-03, 05:58
SA, don't really have feelings for her, but again, am not going to rain on her parade.
She'll get what she wants, and he'll get a nice LBFM to fuck every night until she leaves.

1ball

JuiceSpike
12-17-03, 02:35
Samus,

I'm in Bangkok.... send me a private message if you would like to hook up... I will be getting a mobile number today.

juice

Samus Aran
12-25-03, 01:53
Fellas,

Firstly, JoeZ, SA would rather be prowling the other sites and sections. But that may not be possible. Commenting to 1Ball. SA has that "dont give a shit attitude." SA doesnt paste it or wear it on his sleeve, but in the SA mind that is what is going on. SA is not mean and finds no reason to be comfortable with a Thai hooker. SA just doesnt care! SA will fuck and then move. They do their job and SA will pay them.

SA met up with Juicespike. Nice guy from USA. SA was half expecting some slobbering, overweight dirtbag. But Juice turned out to be a normal guy. Hung out at Gullivers. Juice likes to carry around his photo album of Thai hookers with him. He is counting his conquests and likes to display his hos. We had good talk and made fun of many of the posters in the forum who take the forum too seriously. He also was impressed that SA has got his own section. SA had to fill him in on the stories behind it. Juice was kind of tired so we didnt make it a late night.

JamesTran, would you let your emotions run with some white ho in USA? Dont do it in Thailand either. You will be sorry.

Samus Aran

Bill
12-26-03, 18:36
Shamus,

Never did ask how it feels to be ostracised from the general population and locked up in maximum security solitary lockdown. (i.e. "Samus Aran in Thailand" section) How does it feel? Does your tiny 4x6 cell get lonely with only your tiny fan and plastic wash bucket? Making 10b/hr teaching english to thai ho's must suk big time. Hope your not rubbing yourself raw in between 100b street walkers. Hee Hee! Choke dee!

Joe Zop
12-26-03, 19:02
I know, SA, and I'd rather you were out making comments elsewhere, but, hey, whatever -- that's not in my ability to bestow, and you know I've always argued on your behalf. So Juice carries his album around, huh? Tell us about it! Juice, that sounds rather interesting -- do you show it to other pickups, and does it help convince other TGs to pose, recognize their sisters or friends, etc?

And, SA, it appears, unfortunately, that I'm gonna put off my next trip again -- family illness is running my life at the moment. But I'll definitely look to hook up and relax a bit with you whenever that manages to be.

JuiceSpike
12-27-03, 01:11
Joe,

LOL, no I don't carry a photo album with my conquests of hookers....That's just Samus alter ego making his comments about me more interesting.... on this trip I'm mostly hanging out with "regular" girls (non prostitutes)... I gaver Samus a couple of tips on how to find these kind of girls, I hope he follows up and finds a nice girl that loves yoga, swimming and video games.

Guys, Samus is a character created for the sole reason to entairtain and annoy a few in here. The guy behind this character is as nice and normal American guy...I know Samus is to many in here a freak, a lonely, desperate soul trying to be accepted and understood.... Try to be nice to him.

Samus, I will be back in BKK next week and I will call you for some drinks...

juice

Samus Aran
12-27-03, 03:49
JoeZ:

SA will definately look forward to that trip. Get everybody well and then get over here. Comments from Bil are always useless. SA has yet to see any help from him other than arguing over bar fines that increase by $2 and he doesnt want to pay them. Silly, silly...

Juice: Get a hold of me and we can be more adventurous next time. By the way, my white USA ho had her tits done and she looks great. Real wild woman who is up for all kinds of stuff. She asked me to make a vegetable slad using her pussy as a bowl. Carrots, beans, celery sticks etc. SA has to supply the blue cheese dressing!

Any of you guys still interested in 3sum action for a small fee let SA know

Samus Aran

Samus Aran

Joe Zop
12-27-03, 07:18
Hah -- figures! Samus, you dog, you -- I guess you didn't introduce Juice to your lonely housefrau...

Apac Boy
12-28-03, 04:15
happy new years samus, jz...

tapioca

Samus Aran
12-28-03, 04:21
JoeZ,

The white woman just had her tits done at Bumrungrad. She is in a little pain but will look good nonetheless. She is game for some extra sex partners. In fact she desires it. SA taught her the 3f method so as soon as the fellow is done he walks. No phone numbers, emails etc. Just plain wild sex.

No seconds either! A true player. Not like some of these loser guys walking the streets hand in hand with a hooker! A sad scene. The emporium is full of these young hos and old men. Keep it inside fellas.

Samus Aran

Bill
01-03-04, 20:17
Samus,

I am now back in the states separated by a vast ocean from my sweet, beautiful, ti ruck girlfriend I met on the 2nd floor of the Nana Entertainment Plaza. After staying with her for all 24 days of my vacation I gave her 36000 baht because she told me she provides for 18 siblings and has a comatose paraplegic great great grandfather who just developed cystic gangrene in his left quadricep. I anxiously received an email yesterday saying she misses me and asking for 28000 baht to send one of her sick elephants to the vet for irritable bowel syndrome. This is the one that is responsible for daily rice paddy irrigation and also doubles as the family heater. Now for the big question. Should I send it via western union or bank draft. I will sell my family heirloom civil war gold watch and get this money to her asap because she told me she is loyal to me and "no worky bahh enny mower." Thanks in advance for your advice.

p.s. I forgot what the 3 F's are. Can you explain it again in detail?

Skinless
01-03-04, 20:26
Bil,

Maybe you should stay in the States, or at least out of this section as all you are doing is flaming SA and that is against Jackson's ground rules. You are boring.

John Skinless had a little cutie jerk off for me on yahoo. Skinless is taking it easy right now on the sex front. SA: enjoy the silicone. Has she got a pussy tuck too?

Bill
01-05-04, 05:47
Skinflint,
Maybe you should stop sticking up for your girlfriend, he is a big boy and doesn't need your help. Old Samus must be able to take it if he can dish it out like he does. Let me ask you this..... why do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person? Maybe because you want to talk and be just like your idol when you grow up. Yes, I believe that's it. Samus, I am anxiously awaiting your reply to my query. Please hurry because I think your body guard, I mean-Skinless is gonna kick my ass!

Sainter
01-05-04, 06:28
Bil,

Obviously you do not like SA. Why not just ignore this section? There is no need to stire up trouble here. Sure there are times when I disagree with SA but I take his postings with a pinch of salt. Don't take everthing so seriously.

Plugger
01-05-04, 08:27
I agree with Sainter. Leave SA alone or don't bother coming in this section.

Samus Aran
01-05-04, 09:56
Hey fellas:

SA's lady friend enjoys reading the posts in this site. She has also lived in Thailand for some time and is amazed by how many guys are falling for these hos. She is all in favor of short time loves of less than 2 hours with these hos. She cant undersatnd why you would fall for a girl who sells herself. SA has given her the lowdown that these men are buying into the illusion of love.

She gets stomach cramps looking at all of u men parading these hos around the streets of BAngkok. You guys act like this is their first time going on shopping trips with a foreigner. In fact, my lady friend can recognize the same hos changing guys weekly.

Just came back from the airport and SA must report again that all of you should spend a few minutes at passport control in the departure lounge looking at all of the farang men shedding tears and saying goodbye to their 2 week ho. In fact, when you come to Thailand and land go thereirst and say to youself, "Do I want to look or act like these bumbling fools when I leave Thailand?"

All of you SA wannabes like Bil, should get into the 3f frame of mind. Bil, 3f method is described in the definition section, if you can find your bifocals go and read it. Dont be a wimpy guy and start crying over some ho you ahve known for a few days. Fuck em and leave em fellas

Skinless: Implants look great and she is excited for SA to cum all over them. She is an SA worshipper.

Samus Aran

Admin
01-05-04, 16:45
Greetings everyone,

With no desire to fan the flames here, I'd like to point out that SA basically fucked with me for two years before I decided to relagate him to his one section. Therefor, from my perspective, anything he gets from Bil is well deserved.

In addition, this section is open to every member, not just SA fans, and I specifically want to see SA and his supporters defend his positions against those who disagree with him, all in a seperate section where the discussion does not detract from the primary purpose of this Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson

BTW: SA, you should check your email ocassionally.

Joe Zop
01-05-04, 17:13
Wow, if that's not an invitation for an all-out flame war I don't know what is -- and I say this because I just said to Skinless in a private message that I thought things were pretty mild in here so far.

Jackson, I completely understand that SA has basically messed with you for quite some time and in a variety of guises, and anyone who's read this forum at all knows that I have lots of issues with his basic take on things, and have battled him frequently. And it's not as though lots of people didn't jump all over him in other places on the forum on a regular basis. Still, it's disconcerting and disappointing to hear that you envision this as essentially a prison shower area where people can line up and try to hold him down and screw him. Geez.

Opebo
01-05-04, 18:39
SA, your three-f sounds like a crutch for those who can't keep things in perspective. Personally I like girls with very good skills - deep throating, anal, and the like. Since most girls here are mediocre to poor in ability, I find it can be very rewarding to return again and again to certain specialists. On the other hand, I would never go 'long-time', since it is unpleasant to be around any paid companion after one is finished. Say an hour or at most two is sufficient.

As for your fictional lady-friend, I'm sure her opinion of the typical 'foolish' monger would be pretty low if she exsisted, but this isn't anything novel. Almost everyone thinks these guys are foolish. But then again, they're paying to be fooled, so they're getting what they want. This doesn't seem very different from Western marriage to me. I really don't begrudge anyone their fun, even if it seems a little sick to me. The fact that you do, and the fact that you make up absurdities like women paying you for sex, sheds a lot of light on your psychological difficulties. But hey, it got a resoponse out of me, which I guess was the intention. Flaming aleviates lonelyness.

Skinless
01-05-04, 22:48
Joe: Very well put. Jackson knows both of us had many issues with SA in all his guises over the entirelast two years. His 3F advice is very valid and is an important benchmark well worth keeping in mind and all visitors to LOS should make a note of it. But if it is ok for juveniles to flame away here, why not everywhere else? It is also very cowardly to confine someone to a pen, vet his messages, and allow ruffians to throw silly insults at him. That brings the entire site into disrepute. If Bil is the pin up boy, it reflects badly on the entire site and on everyone who posts here. April, I am going for three months into Thailand and Myanmar but why post here to allow Bil and other semi literates flame me? SA: I would team up with you to poke Whitey but I think she lives only in your mind.

Jackson: FYI, I do not know any Senior Member who defends SA's position. Only Bo Bo did so on a regular basis and he was an illiterate psycho, not just an ignorant mouth like Bil. SA's 3F method is worth repeating over and over again. As I told you in the private message, this section was dying and encouraging idiots like Bil does no good. If you want a proper discussion, Bil can play no part in this. The Thai women section, where Joe, SA and I mostly hung out, had a lot of good, the same good you say the AW section had (where I have rarely thread). In both sections, flamers like Bil played no positive role. Both sections allowed issues to be worked out. Flamers have no role in such a process. A great pity you seem to think otherwise.

Also Jackson: Many guys who posted here in solidarity with SA (Tap, Freeler etc) did so to express solidarity on his solitary confinement, not to screw him in the shower.. Giving it to prisioners up the ass is obviously the prerogative of Bill and some others, who seem obsessed with things anal and of dubious sexuality

Bill
01-06-04, 01:17
[blue]Report deleted by Admin.[/blue Yikes!

Admin
01-06-04, 06:36
guys,

where do you read into my post that i set up this section for sa to get raped?

it is entirely possible for members to have an intelligent and civil discussion on the merits of the philosophies expoused by sa without degrading into a flame war.

there is sometimes a fine line between discussion and flaming, especially when sarcasm is employed to make one's point. certainly sa has used some strong sarcasm in the past, and in consideration of that fact, i'm not inclined to chastize bil for employing the same technique.

whatever else, i still think it's still better to have this entire discussion seperated from the main body of reporting.

thanks,

jackson

Joe Zop
01-06-04, 07:20
Jackson, I read your comment thusly:

1. Samus messed you over, therefore whatever he gets from Bil (or anyone else) is eminently "well deserved."

2. Non-fans are "specifically" encouraged to use this area to tell his what they think of his ideas and by extension him so he has to defend himself. You "want to see" this happen, and it is thereby defined as a purpose for this section.

3. Unlike other posters, he doesn't have the option of escaping it if it does turn into abuse, as he's "trapped" here.

That's simply a pretty literal interpretation.

Again, I understand your reasons for creating this section and for keeping SA here, and as I said, I didn't really see anything from Bil or anyone else that I thought was terribly over the line or needing censure (though he's more wielding a blunt instrument than clever strategic strikes.) I'm a fan of well-placed and inventive sarcasm, which is something I've also liked at times in SA's posts.

My prison comparison was perhaps slightly more dramatic than needed since both other posters grabbed onto it, but your post does basically encourage people to take him to task and make him defend himself. I'm a big fan of civil discussion and I sincerely hope you're correct about people observing boundaries, but (to try a slightly less salacious analogy) not only permission but encouragement from the host of the party for all his guests to go after a particular attendee isn't always the best recipe and doesn't always lead to the best behaviour. I just found it disconcerting to have it stated the way you did.

Dashing Don
01-06-04, 07:36
Any other website owner would have given SA the boot a long time ago. SA contributes nothing here: no trip reports nor information nor observations of the Thai scene. Just the same old women-hating 3F nonsense over and over and over.

I've met Jackson several times and he's a standup guy. He shows great restraint by not showing SA the door--testimony to his egalitarian leanings. What else could explain it?

As for 'prison showers'. What nonsense.

Freeler
01-06-04, 11:17
Jackson,

Happy NewYear - Sawasdee PiiMai!

I guess this shouldn't be here, but there are some fine examples of what I'm saying on this page:

Could it perhaps be included in the Posting Guidelines that senior- and regular-members use eachother's handles correctly?

I finally got to reading these pages again after some lousy proxied Thai internetcafe's blocked me out and all I see is Bil going crazy over a perfectly normal topic,

Thank you,

Freeler in Thailand

PS I posted this message in the Table of Contents > Site Administration > Letters to the Editor > Enter Letters to the Editor
section as well

Skinless
01-06-04, 12:07
Jackson: If you are not prepared to control Bil flaming me and SA, please terminate my membership.

1Ball
01-06-04, 15:56
Guys, look at my post November 18. While you were all congratulating SA for having his own board, i was telling him he was getting screwed, as he cannot post anywhere other than here.

rather than being a good thing, this decision to segregate him has resulted in him being ostracized, and relegated to a back burner.

Don't you just love the first amandment?

PS. All of you who think it is funny to toy with him, and flame him, get on a plane and go meet the guy. Completely different in real life, and i know he just howls with laughter at your flaming. As if he gives a shit what you have to say. there you are freezing your asses off, huddled around your computers, and he is banging the LBFM. i'll take his present situation over yours any day.

Joe Zop
01-06-04, 16:59
Dashing Don, in no way was I at all impugning Jackson, for whom I have the highest respect, admire for how he runs this board, and I have stated so fairly frequently. It is quite possible to hold someone in high regard and disagree with them in a specific instance.

As far as SA's postings, you are simply incorrect -- he has indeed contributed information and reports on the Thai scene as well as, umm, hyperbolic repetitive rantings. Naturally, I'd love more of the former, as would everyone else, but denying they exist isn't accurate.

And Skinless, please calm down. Bil's pokes are nothing serious, and SA's certainly capable of handling them, as are you. The more overwrought you get the more tempting a target you become.

LittleBigMan
01-06-04, 20:22
Gentlemen,

I believe in the 1st amendment being caged up for so many years so I really appreciate it now! I personally don't think SA, should be censor in any manner shape or form and after reading some of the latest reports and how they are reported might be construed as a manner of censorship or punishment. The manner in which SA, comes across is not very tackful, but neither is some of the racist labeling like "Jap" that is often used on this board!

Just like Joe Z, writing and style is very intellegent laced with experience and common sense. His writing is worth reading!
But SA, approached is also worth noting!

Although, I prefer Joe Z. approached, whenever I recommend this site to my friends I point out that there are two very important views on the LOS! One the gentle approach and the harsh one by SA. His views are a must for those that get caught in the pit falls of Thailand! Sometimes people don't lesson and need the harder approach!

IMHO, let the man speak, there are enough opinions, and we are all grown ups and can decide what to read and what not to read.
Give him back his voice and end the SA site!

LBM

Bill
01-06-04, 20:23
SA,

I need your advice. The last time I picked up a girl in a bar, she stayed with me all night. The next morning I paid her and she insisted we are a perfect match and we should make arrangements to get her Thai passport and a visa so we can eventually travel to Canada together with her 2yr old baby. What should I do? She is pretty and broke my cherry, so there may be a future for us. She also has long black hair, a tattoo above her azz, and wears Thai gold chains around her neck. Maybe you know her?

Skinless
01-06-04, 21:28
Jackson: Bil has broken al of the fllowing guidelines in the Samas Aran in Thailand section. If you are not going to control him, please terminate my membership. General Politeness This reminds me of the old saying about pornography "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it". The same follows true for recognizing uncivil behavior. Generally, "General Politeness" just means referring to other members with some minimal level of civility.

Spam Spam is defined as postings to the Forum that are contrary to the purpose of the site, including:
Homosexual Messages
Transvestite Messages
Personal Insults & Attacks
Hate Messages
Race Taunting
Deliberate Disinformation
General BS

OttoGraham
01-06-04, 21:42
Boys (and I do mean boys!):

This is Jackson's sandbox. We just play here because he's kind enough to let us do so. I think what he wrote just below ought to be the final word on all this nonsense.

In other words: Grow up!

-Uncle Otto


Originally posted by Jackson

Greetings everyone,

With no desire to fan the flames here, I'd like to point out that SA basically fucked with me for two years before I decided to relagate him to his one section. Therefor, from my perspective, anything he gets from Bil is well deserved.

In addition, this section is open to every member, not just SA fans, and I specifically want to see SA and his supporters defend his positions against those who disagree with him, all in a seperate section where the discussion does not detract from the primary purpose of this Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson

Skinless
01-06-04, 21:54
Jackson: Please terminate my membership

Admin
01-06-04, 22:06
Okay guys, let's try this.

1. Bil has had his say on the subject of SA and the 3F's, so I'm declaring an end to his postings here.

2. Censorship is something that can only be effected by a government, not an individual or private entity.

It may come as a surprise to some of you, but the 1st Amendment provides for an individual or organization's freedom to publically state their opinions. However, the 1st Amendment does not compel other individuals or organizations to publish said opinions. For example, the New York Times is not compelled to publish every letter they receive. In fact, they are free to select, edit and otherwise publish whatever they wish. This is not censorship!

3. It was my intention in creating this section to simultaneously upgrade SA to Senior Member status and generally allow him to post whatever he wants, but he chooses not to respond to my emails on the subject.

4. Doesn't anybody else notice SA absence from this forum? I believe his lack of participation bolsters my theory that his agenda has always been to use the Forum to repeatedly hammer the 3F philosophy into whoever would listen because he doesn't like competing with guys who treat Thai women like human beings. However, now that he is in his own section, a) the repetitiveness of his message is clearly evident, and b) he no longer has the audience he seeks. Thus he has lost his motivation for continued posting on the subject.

Thanks,

Jackson

Skinless
01-06-04, 22:26
Jackson: That seems fair to me. Let me, however, move on and reiterate much earlier views from the Thai Women section:
1. I love these women but I am not a total fool. In Pattaya, I met a wonderful TG, who has been fucked around by life. I had a long, unresolved discussion with Joe Zop about all this. I still think of her a lot. (No money sent).
2. Like you, I am well able to throw $$ peanuts at her, and them. However, they are dangerous for a wide variety of reasons. They are particularly dangerous when heart strings become involved. I have met many guys who have lost serious $$ to TGs and Freeler has told me even scarier stories, all true.
3. They are human but places like Pattaya can be very inhuman. If you are a fool, no mercy will be shown. This message must be repeated again and again.
4. SA can be a regular pain here and he pissed me, Freeler, and JZ off (almost) as much as he pissed you off.
5. However, his message to avoid emotional contact is extremely important and needs constant repeating to guard the unwary. The (English) manager of Dian Inn and many more have told me the same and regaled me with horror stories.
6. If, for whatever reason, you subsequently decided to ban him, I would strongly suggest you leave a big label along the lines "Ignoring 3f can seriously damage your health."
7. I am not a SA defender. As it happens, I am in a long term relationships with a number of working women here in Tokyo. I like their company but I keep the 3F lessons to the fore of my mind. I don't want their yakuza buddies paying me unexpected visits.
8. Another poster, I forget who, said all these women have a veyr dark side. I second that.
9. As the above shows, my natural habitat is the Thai Women section.
10. Finally Jackson, I note that the people who have met you, Otto and D Don, all vouch for your character (not a bad thing to have). We all here appreciate what you do a lot.
11. And to you, SA: Maybe you could direct your horns a little more.

Member #3399
01-07-04, 01:36
Gentleman:

Perhaps my view may be of some assistance or worth. I propose a new and improved 3 F’s;

Fun Fucking Friends.

Friends: The Thai women are wonderful in hundreds of ways as set forth repeatedly within these forums. Compare a Thai professional to a North American women and I think the edge goes to a Thai professional. I have made friends with several Thai professionals and look forward to seeing some old friends again in March. Yes, some have a dark side, some don’t, some are good, some are bad, and surely this is not a surprise and is acceptable, I choose not to be friends with the odd Thai lady. The only reality that affects them all is most of them know why they are doing “it”, do we?

Fucking, I love Fucking, god do I love fucking, more than life itself it seems. 2 at a time, 2 a day, whatever, attractive, sexual, petite and lithe friends who can communicate a more receptive response in 45 minutes than most women in 45 days are frankly my favourite kind of Friend to Fuck here and there, just 100 times easier and cheaper there.

Fun. What could possibly be more Fun then Fucking and if it is not fun then you may have some issues. For the cost of 3 games of Bowling in Canada I can fuck a friend, half my age for the same length of time, what a beautiful concept, it is a wonderful, win, win situation and one should always pursue win, win situations, it keeps you young.

I love Thailand; I love having fun fucking friends. I leave lots of money in Thailand (no I clearly do not overpay) every trip to a wide range of people not just Friends I Fuck and yet when I leave the country it is I who life has been enriched beyond compare or reason. I am able to return home and kick some ass allowing me to return yet again to pursue the 3 F’s. Life is good isn’t it.

So lets all support the new 3 F’s, it is more of a win-win, I think.

Canada008

Joe Zop
01-07-04, 02:07
Jackson, you're equitable, as always.

In some ways I can't help but find talking about this whole thing ironic, as it was postings from SA in his Dinosaur incarnation and Bobo (mostly picking on Skinless, who as I recall revelled in their abuse -- hey, get back that swagger, JS!) that sparked me posting on the WSG forum in the first place, whereupon I was, if I recall correctly, accused of reading Cosmo, being effeminate, being some tiny little bookish freak, not being able to get it up or on, etc. I was most certainly among SA's favorite targets for quite some time.

In terms of SA's absence, however, I don't agree with your take on things.

First, I don't at all buy your competitiveness theory -- I think instead that SA gets tired of seeing visitors and ex-pats getting led around by prostitutes, as he has the same kind of "social pecking order" thing going on that many people do. It's not just sex workers from Thailand; he's got the same attitude about sex workers, period, that they're on the bottom of the pecking order, and that anyone who consorts with them beyond using them for sex is an utter fool. Not competition, just his sense of social propriety. (Personally, I think he's an utter idiot about this, but so it goes.) I believe he treats these women the same pleasant but businesslike way many treat punters, and it's simply his obnoxious hyperbole on this board that causes most of the sense that he does otherwise. In fact, he's said as much repeatedly, and he was quite charming to all and they enjoyed flirting back when I was out with him.

I think his absence is very simple -- he's prevented from being part of the flow of all the normal conversations on the board other than a) the halting ones going on here or b) by commenting from afar on other threads, as he's done on postings in the Living in Thailand section. It's just not the same experience or sense of continuity or community.

Still, I agree that it would help things to have him be a senior member, even if he's still restricted to this section, as it would make it easier to carry on a conversation here. (Samus, respond to the darn email already!) As it stands now because of the way postings from regular members show up in the index, (and you've detailed the techical reasons around this issue elsewhere) I often have to come in and read backwards in order to find out if he's said anything and even then it often appears out of step with subsequent postings, which were put up before his comments appear. While that isn't a major problem with field reports, that does act as another dampening factor in an opinion area, especially since, as you're certainly aware, large numbers of visitors to this site apparently either can't or won't learn to scroll backwards or read old reports.

Obviously, the First Amendment has nothing to do with anything -- it's your playpen, you're footing the bills, and you make the rules. The New York Times, in fact, has a far greater burden in that regard, since, as a member of the Fifth Estate, there are some rules regarding allowing equal access that they must follow in order to get the benefits and protections that attach from being part of the press -- such as the need to provide equal time for political candidates and the ads of political candidates. Since this site doesn't pretend to be the press, you're under no such compunctions. I always appreciate your general sense of fair play and ability to not only set up a fairly flexible environment but be open to the wide range of personalities that want to make use of it, which is why I found your prior post here so disconcerting. My comments in your direction were not based on anything other than my sense of your desire to be fair in the way you run this place, and, as always, those comments are there to be considered or not as you see fit. Thanks, again and always, for the work and thoughtfulness you put into this site. I look forward to being able to hook up someday and give a toast to you directly.

PosterLion
01-07-04, 02:51
a defense for all this vanity - and really, a defense for life itself . . .

i am more of a lurker than a poster, even though my handle is posterlion. my handle was dreamed up one day by accident. it is a name i gave to a peeling-paint photograph i took one day back in 1996. i just adopted it as my internet name because 1) i like it, and 2) it is unique.

all that description of my internet handle aside, no... let me number it as evidence for the jury. there is no poster on any board that is not guilty of vanity. this includes all laymen and business owners alike. the fact that i am writing this now should be absolute proof of what i have just said. therefore, my opinion is this, "life is merely a vanity - being acted out."

now it is true that the 3f method (sometimes referred to as the 4f method) has been around since before any of us were born. i am making a slight assumprion in saying that, but i have known of the 3f method for all (read my entire) sexually active life.

there is a common assumption with most writers (i am sure joezop is aware of this, and in all probability, even if he is unaware he is doing it, he is defending sa (aka adlez) out of this assumption, which is this: there are only so many stories that can be told about life, but . . . there are an infinite number of ways these stories can be told.

that's why adlez (oops! i mean sa) never bothered me. even though his writing genre concentrates on the tried and true and very well known 3f's, he always has a twist in the way he words his opinions, sometimes he might use imaginary girlfriends, but is that really any of our business? who cares? certainly not i!

to be honest, i have ignored some of his posts and i have laughed out loud at some of his posts. he never changes his subject matter, but he always tells the same story in a slightly different way.

i don't pretend to know the history between z and j. i haven't a clue. all i am saying is that adle(z)/sa's posts have never made me think of leaving this board. it is true that i sometimes skip past his arguements, merely because i have my own vanities i wish to fullfil that have nothing to do with the 3f method. but on the other hand, sometimes i go back and read them latter to give me a laugh when i am bored.

my take on all this is what i think henry miller might say. let all the scum-screwed-people-with-cadaverlike-hardons-for-faces-say-and-do-as-they-like, let-the-whole-nuclear-world-let-the-bombs-go-and-let-them-fall-where-they-will, it's-gonna-happen-one-day . . . why not now?

poster . . .

Samus Aran
01-07-04, 06:07
Fellas:

Firstly Mr. Admin, SA has been on vacation for 3 weeks and not able to get to the computer as often as SA would like. Personally, SA would like to be a part of the whole section but that may not happen. SA believes he has certainly toned down his rhetoric here. Bil is just a wannabe and SA is just poking fun at him. The usual sarcasm. All anybody has to do is ask me for some advice on Thailand and SA would provide it. Normally, most of the questions can be ansered in the other sections. SA doesnt expect everyone to agree with his philosophy about screwing prostitutes. But, it is a warning to all who are going to dabble in it. Most guys who live in this country for as long as SA has will agree. SA is really a genuinely nice guy as Joe Z has stated.

SA likes the banter in here. Sure, at times it got out of hand, but SA has always stuck to his beliefs. It works. Unfortunately, my opinions have offended too many people in here. So, they take their shots. Yes, Joe Z, Freeler, Skinless, Juicespike etc all have had their shots at SA but, really in the end, we are all friends and just get a kick out of visitingthis site. If we all got together we would be laughing at the posters who are just too damn serious about this whole thing. SA will continue posting and will still have his legion of fans,

Bil: As far as your Thai friend with baby, SA thinks it is a great idea for you to bring her home, show her to your mom. maybe have to keep her away from dad as she might be thinking of hoing him for some $$. While you are teaching the baby how to use a fork and spoon you probably can teach the wife also. Probably teach them both on how to use a sit down toilet. This is just a short list.... Anyways good luck,

JoeZ: SA knows where you are coming from. Since you have met SA a few years ago, you know SA is just like the video games he plays. SA will get on the email.

To the rest of you: SA is still around. This section is strictly SA stuff. A newbie or some romantic who thinks these thai girls are sacred creatures and should be loved and cherished should come to this site so they can get the real truth. Most of you know it anyways.

Aboutthe airport scene, these girls after dumping their 2 week money bags at the departure lounge, usually will head to the arrival lounge and try and pick up a return fare into the city. what some of you fellas dont know. Remember they love and miss you and stay celibate until your next trip to Thailand.

As far as my white girl, all of you should be so lucky to have the setup that SA has. Now with big breats. She loves sex. She is interested in additional partners and intends to 3f you after the interlude is over. She is a true 3fer... She just wants lots of sex. You can leave the $$ on the table. Certainly to treat you better than some Thai ho. Thisis the white woman all of you have been dreaming of! Fuck her and forget her.

Samus Aran

Samus Aran
01-07-04, 06:47
1ball:

SA reads these posts and snickers. SA should just ignore the shit posts. You got a good point. Today SA went out to play golf. It is 85 degrees. Then heading to the pool. Probably going to play the new Prince of Persia video game tonite. My white housewife friend is going to take SA to his least favorite places in Thailand, Pattaya. But, we will be staying first class and wont have to leave the hotel and wander the streets littered with love starved pasty white foreigners and their associates. so, yea... while SA is out sunning, golfing, video gaming, and screwing SA will be thinking of you guys as 1ball puts it, "Huddled around your computer freezing your asses off and dreaming of your next vacation to Thailand." Thanks 1ball.

Samus Aran

Joe Zop
01-07-04, 15:56
Bil -- I think said "crybaby" has in the past contributed more content to this board in a single post than you have in all of yours combined, and it's a major shame he doesn't think WSG is the right place to do so anymore because he's gotten flamed. Some of his field reports inspired me to go to places I'd not thought about before, so I think not having him (and others, such as Freeler, who has similar sentiments) post their reports here is a huge loss for all.

SA, glad to see you've been upgraded! Vacation? Did you go north to see frost? :D

OttoGraham
01-07-04, 18:45
WSG is bigger than any one poster, unless that poster is Admin. I do not cry over the loss of any poster, especially one who can dish it out but not take it when it is thrown back at him.

Almost all of you are acting like a bunch of crybabies, IMHO.

-Uncle Otto

1Ball
01-07-04, 19:26
SA, you're welcome. When will you be in Pattaya? I will be there for one night, on business, if you can believe it, January 24.

if you are there, let's have a laugh

1ball