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Clap Trap
12-31-07, 07:15
I would tend to agree that 2000 to 3000 is way on the high end for Pattaya and that is a price more so if you were in Bangkok rather in Pattaya. I could take two girls LT from a beer bar pay them and the bar fine for less then 3000 bahts. That's just my experience on my trips over the past three years visiting Thailand.Dude! What do think I mean? Girl+barfine+drinks+drinks at other bars before you finally find the girl you want=2000-3000 baht.

Sorry If I'm not being as clear.

Peace.

DDW
12-31-07, 14:56
I took my first trip to Pattaya earlier this year. I’ve been to Bangkok a couple of times but really wanted to know what pattaya was like, especially after reading the posts on this and other forum exhaustively!

Too much time has past since my holiday to do a day by day account, so these are the mixed ramblings of a Pattaya newbie. Old hands will cringe at my mistakes but hopefully they will help others avoid them!

I stayed at LK Metropole, recommended on here. I was in a standard room. I wanted a suite but they’d all gone. But it was a pretty good place to stay and very gf. Only negative was that it's a bit far from walking street, especially if you don't like walking much in the heat, but the moto taxis from outside the hotel were a great way to get around.

Being so close, Rockhouse became my regular hangout. I was made to feel welcome there and the atmosphere was very relaxed. I bf’d a girl from there, the cashier – not there now, on my second night in town. She is bright and good company although not brilliant in the sack. Took her a couple of times and had lunch with her one day too. Of course, this meant that all the other girls pretty much took it that I was Joy’s so everytime I went back, they were friendly but didn’t try and turn on the charm to get bf’d….so in hindsight was probably a mistake to take a girl so early from the bar I was going to hang out at - when I didn’t want to take her again!

The Rockhouse doesn’t open til 4 (or didn’t then) and it was very quiet for the first hour or so, but the bar next door which has the girls living above the premises was open all day. There was a girl there who spoke fluent English and was a good laugh, and I enjoyed going there around 3 to have a drink, chat, play pool. That was pretty good and I took this girl from there…she spoke hardly any English but was cute and seemed to have a nice personality…and was good in bed!

Was weird the looks the girls gave each other from there and the Rockhouse though, very aggressive! Maybe it wasn’t so wise to switch between the two next door bars!

I hooked up with a couple of American guys at Secrets bar. We went to dinner then two of us went off to a gogo. We had a great time and both took dancers. She wanted 2000 long time but said she would have to leave at 6am! Didn’t find this out til we were in the room so after I’d had my fun, I suggested she leave, it was 4.30 anyway and I didn’t want to get woken again at 6! Big mistake not to agree the price and time upfront, but too much lust and too many beers took over!

One thing I didn’t do was hook up with a girl for a couple days or so. Next time I will do this. Yes, there will be a next time!

For my last night I bf’d a coyote from Secrets (no pic of her, sorry). I had a great night, went to a disco together before crashing out back at the hotel.

I took a couple of soi 6 girls too, service was good as so many others have said…the second was excellent, but wouldn’t allow nude pics. Shame!

Unfortunately I got a cold when I was there, which took all my energy for the last couple of days in pattaya, will eat better and rest more next time!

I took a couple of days in BKK on my way back home, met this girl in the Beergarten. She may not be the best looking but she had a good body and a really sweet attitude. Her name is Bee and I would recommend her!

Well there you go, end of my ramblings….I had a good time in Pattaya but also realise I can do things differently and have a better time next time! Pics are in the photo section.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Member #2041
12-31-07, 17:39
Drinking not part of the cost? I think not.

It's really quite simple. Don't drink, and don't frequent venues that require you to drink. I have never been to ANY place, anywhere in Pattaya where I could not order a soft drink for less than 100 baht, and drink it for as long as it took me to decide which lady I would go with. But the fact is, I rarely do it now, because I have found that freelancers are better than the go go girls and beer bar girls.

Of course, if you're an alcoholic, not drinking could be difficult for you.

And no, going LT with bar girls who live at the bars is what YOU'RE talking about, not what WE'RE talking about. In my experience, freelancers generally provide better service than bar girls. Be it ST, or LT. I generally pay the freelancers 1200-1500 for LT in Pattaya.

Lemon Tree
12-31-07, 18:17
I read this forum since about some years. And this discussion recurs like the summer-time, raining-time and winter-time. And as long as this world circulates, there will be no end of this discussion.
A guy with a low budget can never pick up a high class girl (as I read with great interest it was 15.000 Baht a night) and can never dine in PIC Kitchen or Sugar Hut. And the right choice of a good bottle of wine will ever be a secret for him.
And a guy with high end budget will never ever pick up a freelancer from the Beach Road for about 500 Baht – or try to negotiate the prize down.
What both can do is to eat a delicious noodles soup at Leng Kees on Central Pattaya Road or drink a can of beer.
But as you always say: Each to his own. Everyone lives in his own world and tries to realize his own dreams.
And for all the others, who can not decide, whether they belong to the one or to the other group of guys – look at the photo. If you are able to do that, you can save a lot of money – for a good bottle of wine or a high class girl.
By the way: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 to you all.
Schock die khrap

Lemon Tree

Member #2041
12-31-07, 18:57
And for all the others, who can not decide, whether they belong to the one or to the other group of guys – look at the photo. If you are able to do that, you can save a lot of money – for a good bottle of wine or a high class girl.
By the way: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008 to you all.
Schock die khrap

Lemon Tree

OK, where do I fit? I have a 1200 bottle wine cellar with an emphasis on top tier Burgundies (as well as a fair selection of Bordeaux, California Cabs, Aussie, California and French Rhone varietals). To me, an "inexpensive good value" wine is a $25-30 - in a store - bottle that's as good as most triple digit bottles, and most $10-$15 wine is at best simple and boring, at worst, undrinkable swill - although I know the handful of places where I can find a $15 bottle that's as good as most $30-40 bottles (Say, a Tempranillo from Penedes, or a Malbec from the Maipo valley). BTW, fine wine is the ONLY alcohol I drink, and I almost never drink anything when I'm in LOS.

And as for ladies, I tend to like freelancers for 1000 baht in BKK, and 500-600 baht in Patts - not because they are cheap, but because in addition to being cheap, I find that they tend to have far superior attitudes than the 3000 baht as well as the 10000 baht ladies.

So where does your classification place me?

Lemon Tree
12-31-07, 19:30
Dear Member # 2041.
For you a special Happy New Year 2008.
Far away and long ago, my old and wise Latin Teacher in the HighSchool told me once on a special ocassion:

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.

Translated in English: If you had been silent, you would have been a Philosoph.

You make the classification for yourself. And I can not and will not help you.
All the best for you

Lemon Tree

Member #2041
12-31-07, 19:49
You make the classification for yourself. And I can not and will not help you.
All the best for you

Lemon Tree

Of course not, since I just proved that your oversimplification was broken.

Patarse
01-01-08, 04:48
The set up.
1) a condo or house with 2 bedrooms
2) x box or equivalent
3) a stocked kitchen
a coke -(clay grinding pot with wooden club thingy)
rice cooker
hot water jar
Thai condiments
4) a washing machine
5) Porn DVDs (with Asian chicks)
6) an extra used motorbike

Cap trap.
I am happy you have found your little niche in Pattaya.

BUTTTTT.

You provide all the things listed above,the food do the cooking, cleaning entertaining, kissing of asses.

ANDDDD

If you are lucky you will get sex, when they are not busy playing games watching your TV staying in the free apartment, complete with washing machine supplied including soap powder.

Wow why buy an air ticket I have got plenty of whxxes like that at home.

Hey it must be great the days they waltze in after one of us have bar fined them for 1000 got some cheap drinks on the way back to the room banged them for a couple of hours dropped a couple of loads in them and over them,
and then another load in the morning.

What a joy that they can go back to their b**** who will nurture them for the next dirty bastard that night.

Or are you saying they can live off fresh air with your plan?

Like I say I'm glad you have found something for you. But a dirty little bar girls b**** I aint.

I'll keep drinking the drinks I want to drink (nobody has ever made me feel obliged to have a drink) taking who I like, and if I choose a long term girl she'll be doing my washing and cooking.

Patarse

Give it to them in the arse they deserve it.

Owl_
01-01-08, 07:39
You were not clear on what you were saying... if it was ST or LT, one or two girls or what. Most will assume that you are talking about spending that much on a single girl and because of that, the the amount you stated is way to much for Pattaya. If I'm taking only one girl back LT from a Pattaya beer bar then it'll cost me less then 1500 bahts. That's drinks (I don't drink so I have cokes or canned ice tea so that only about 50 bahts each drink), bar fine and the cost for her. Sure I've taken my LT girl to dinner after paying her bar fine so now I'm a little over 1500 bahts but still far short of what you are spending. And I've never had any place in Pattaya give me the evil eye because I order a coke or an ice tea. Being new to this forum don't let us assume we know what you are think! Put it down in black and white and clearly and then we won't have to reply back to rebuttal you.




Dude! What do think I mean? Girl+barfine+drinks+drinks at other bars before you finally find the girl you want=2000-3000 baht.

Sorry If I'm not being as clear.

Peace.

G 2007
01-02-08, 09:26
Can anybody advice me if there are any special places i need to go for a good 3-some - i mean where it is not just a show - but where there girls do the real thing? And how much do you pay for this for all night?

Are the any bars with nude dancers and good shows in Pattaya?

Thanks for you advice.

Member #3892
01-02-08, 11:49
pattaya 17-20/12
my experiences with the beach road ladies.
i was here five years ago and i state, that there is no change in prices, but in my eyes the efforts of the ladies is reduced. so some are not really into it. the most give a good service, some are outstanding, but around 20-30% give low service.

kung, 22, beachroad
after swimming i ask her for st. 500 thb, i agree. nice looking young lady, body in good shape. bbbj good but too short. in the whole she was very under timepressure. she was thinking more quicktime rather then st.
anyway fucking a nice tide pussy was worth the money. haven`t finished.

it was an experience to see what is pattaya without music and without beer. beer is not so important for me (when i have nice ladies for sex). well i must state out , the walkingstreet was crouded as usual, some artist do a good job on the street to entertain. very relaxed atmosphere. the beerbars are closed. some ladies were sitting there but no "hellooooo comme in" no lady were pushing me on the street. some ladyboys tried it, but that is what i expect from them. strolling along the br i spoke with a lady she refused lt.

then meeting lek, 23, has rouge on the cheeks, so on the second view i was suspicious that she is a lady( i see this rouge a lot with the ladyboys). but she is definitiv a lady, has a son, and the son leaves stripes on the belly. nice face, frenchkissing 0-1/10, bbbj 4/10, fucking 8-9/10. i told her before that i prefer the long fucking, so she agreed. she became very horny after around 20 min, and we fucked quite a lot.

lak (pron. luk) 26
500 st, friend of kung, i first talked with lak, later kung joined us and gave lak the infos from the day before. despite that she came with me. i point out, that i do not mean quicktime , so at least one hour - she agree.
lak, beautiful face, beautiful body 8/10. bbbj 5/10, too short. intercourse 8-9/10. we fucked till i had no more power. didn´t finish, but enjoyed it very much.


bai (pron.: "buy"), br, 26, less talkative, sympatic reserved , nice body 7/10
bbbj 10/10. lt 1000 thb
she made me come two times. great bj, no intercourse.

mei, around 2 am at the br,
she wears glasses that make her look more intellectual. body in pretty good shape 9/10. she mide be around 30, very young and nice face.
she agreed for 1000, wants 1200. i say she will get 1200 when her service is good.
no showering, no french kissing, no bbbj. fucking ok, after 10 min she became wet, 20 min more and she is dry and we stop fucking. in the morning almost the same. not really bad, but wouldn´t choose her again.
really nice body and beautiful face.
i paid 1000 thb


my late morning st i repeat with lak.
this time french kissing was included. nice session. nice fucking, till she becomes dry.
500+tip

jam 21, hard body ( no baby)
500 st, was not really into it, but nice fucking with a cutie. she became dry after 15 min. finishing with hj and stroking my balls.

go. mid 20, slim, fucking 20-25 min 8/10, good bbbj 8/10, finishing with stroking my balls and hj.

finally hit the goal, pan, 23, some piercings,
some stripes on the belly, but her body is in a pretty good shape 8/10. my morning st. meet her at the br. fucking 10/10. very cloth nit together, stroking each other, fucking long, in various position and various speed. very intensive. there was no time pressure. fucking, resting, fucking and so on...we fucked at least 90 min till i finally came in her pussy. these are the sessions that make me addicted to thailand.
i had to check out that day, otherwise i would have continued with her.

back in pattaya. had a date with pan, but she didn´t come. met lek, lak and ai, they invited me to share there meal. it’s nice to talk and joke with this ladies. i was a bit sad and not interested in other ladies. in the night i woke up and did a walk cause i couldn`t sleep again. and in the end i met pan. she was a bit drunk but wants to go with me. fine. sex was again outstanding, but not so intensive as the first time. however we will meet again. nice young lady.

lak
only 35 min


dia, perfect body, but pimple in the face,
like long fucking, made herself comming then me.
intercourse 9-10/10. body 9-10/10
500thb + tip

bum, mid 20, like long fucking as i do, became very horny. she saw me, smile at me and told me that she would like to come with me. the session was at least 1h in my room. intercourse 9-10/10. body 8/10

neither dia nor bum i could find again. they told me that they would be at the br more often, but couldn´t find them again. :-(

fon, end 20, nice face. st.
showering together. body 1-2/10, less active, low sex 1-2/10
500 thb.

neo, 19, small but keen enough for my big cock, finishing licking my balls and hj
500 thb st

dia, an other dia then before, 22, small. fucking ok for 20 min then she blames "cock too big". i told her to do anything else, bbbj she refuse, no other action she offers - so i kick her out. 500thb

noi, 24 br, small but keen enough to enjoy my big cock. bbbj 8/10, very cloth nit together, french kissing persistent, fucking in a big variety. minus: she goes home tonight :-(

ning, very small, br 2-30 am, she works in soi6, gave me best bbbj i ever had 10/10. no intercourse.
500 thb

then pan several times, she likes long fucking as i do. when she is close to me i can smell her youth. each time 1000thb.

finally ??, 22, small, does not really like her job, fucking ok, made me come with handjob and stroking my balls. 500 thb.

Clap Trap
01-02-08, 21:12
Be careful dogging the Thai ladies, there's a deadly one looking for you.

Carrib
01-02-08, 21:50
All of this trouble and expense for a go go/bar girl u can fuck for 20-30 USD? This is the reason why u are being ridiculed...it makes no freaking sense. X box, rice cooker, laundry, free moped use, breakfast AND a 300 baht tip? All in hopes that u will get free pussy from a sex worker later on?

If you plan on bartering for sex with go-go girls...know or place a value for your goods

Free moped use?--30/60 min BBBJ
X box use--ok...but can only be done in the nude...whoever loses needs to service u for an hour or two :) :P
laundry? sure...while laundry is being done--she can do U
300 baht tip?...noooooo....30-50 baht for a roundtrip taxi or bath bus
Anyone who stays overnight in YOUR BED will be fucked or they can go back and stay in their crappy apt, and ABSOLUTELY no clothes allowed in your bed.

lastly--assuming it is a nice apt...do u really want a bunch of bar girls hanging out at your condo?--or would you rather deal with beautiful young non-pros--say a hotel worker who lives far away? The marriott and their new bar (Moore) has some beautiful girls working there...THEY should be the object of your pursuits...not bar girls that u can fuck for 700-1k baht..Aim higher my friend..if u come back and say you've fucked a 15K high end girl for FREE..now that's an achievement!!

I am not sure who got it worst, you or the poor chap that barfined a gogo girl who wasted his time for hours before deciding when SHE wanted to fuck him. I paid anywhere from 700 baht to 1k(max) for ST and LT--only one girl complained and I started negotiating backwards " I usally get 2500 or 3k baht---really?.. how does 500 baht sound? We do not travel thousands of miles to sit around entertaining bar girls in the hopes that they will fuck us for free--pussy is way too cheap and abundant in Pattaya. When I was there, I saw 60-80 year old grandpas walking around with 18-20 yo stunners!!

Not sure whether it was thailand or the Phils...on an another board --a monger told a story how he was able to fuck several girls at a club--these girls apparently only fucked japanese men..how did he do it? he waited until closing time..invited a few of them to some cheap street food vendor..after two or three days of this...they were all fighting to fuck him and ended up fucking several of them for free...

hope he doesnt mind...I scrolled back and found a girl that fellow member scribe posted...700 baht....(no rice cooker, no x box, laundry...)

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=85072

had a couple myself of similar quality--but paid 1k avg. :(

Meepmeep99
01-03-08, 03:27
Actually I have gone out to the bars with guys who believed this - basically the 'real' price is so high now that some people have a hard time believing it.

In one particular encounter in Udon, I was out with a young, good looking African dude, and he wanted to go to the 'regular' nightclubs. Of course I refused, and we ended up taking one girl each from Soi Farang. He very reluctantly paid the 300 baht, but apparently assumed it was the whole fee, as afterwards he had a big fight with his girl about the additional. I felt a bit bad as I had diverted the lad from his 'free' venues, so I slipped her 500 when he wasn't looking.Well I don't think that it's as wide spread as evilpenevil makes out.

Owl_
01-03-08, 06:42
Hey G2007! I've been able to do a three some with beer bar girls before in Pattaya at my own hotel room. Now be forewarned that you are usually allowed to bring one girl back to your room, but an extra charge for the second girl may cost you a little extra, so check with the hotel you are staying at for what that cost might be. Anyway, my normal girl had gone home for a couple of days so two of her girl friends wanted to walk me back to my hotel. When we got to my hotel they insisted (who was I to argue!!! LOL) that they would come upstairs to take care of me!!! And they took GOOD care of me that evening and I was sandwiched in the bed with them for the night! I think I paid them short time rate (500 bahts) each and since it was after hours, I didn't have to pay a bar fine for them. Just find a girl you like (say at a beer bar for example) and ask if she has a good looking girl friend who would like to come along for a threesome. It's just that easy!


Can anybody advice me if there are any special places i need to go for a good 3-some - i mean where it is not just a show - but where there girls do the real thing? And how much do you pay for this for all night?

Are the any bars with nude dancers and good shows in Pattaya?

Thanks for you advice.

G 2007
01-03-08, 08:40
Thanks you Owl,

So I understand that there are no special places where there is a higher succes rate for a threesome - than others.

Are you aware of any places with sexy shows and nude dancers - like there are in Bangkok? A little bit more wild than just pole dancing?

Hope to get some advices where to go and search.

Evil Penivel
01-03-08, 21:31
Well I don't think that it's as wide spread as evilpenevil makes out.

I didn't make out that it was widespread at all. I said a faulty understanding of the barfine system among inexperienced visitors to Pattaya was one of the factors why barowners raise prices on BFs during high season. Over Xmas and New Year's, a lot of young guys who've never been to LOS before and who haven't done much mongering visit Pattaya for the first time. Among some of them, there are individuals who believe the BF also covers the cost of the girl's services. When that happens, there's a lot of problem for the girl, the customer and the bar. A high bar fine tends to discourage that kind of punter, just as it discourages the punters who think they can charm the girl into sex without cash compensation.

It's not a widespread problem, but it's not rare, either.

Evil

MeatMan
01-04-08, 02:36
What is the frigging big deal on Soi 6?!...I just don't get it! Am I missing something you guys aren't telling me?

Owl_
01-04-08, 10:12
I went with an bunch of guys I met from Norway and sometimes with my beer bar girls and they took me to Walking St. There are a lot of go-go bars and nude shows there. A lot of places you can sit at the counter and be arms distance from them dancing or you can sit in a booth/table a little further from the show.

No special place I know of that has a better chance then another for a three-some in Pattaya. But in Pattaya most anything is possible, but I think that you are most likely to success at the beer bars, as there are more beer bars and girls working them and each of them have lots of friends working at that bar. I took one of my girls and four of her friends to the water park in Jomtien before they went to work evening one day (so no bar fine!!!) and I had a ball with them riding the rides and just having fun.

Here's a link to a video of Walking St in Pattaya during Christmas for 2007...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17NrAV2p0


Thanks you Owl,

So I understand that there are no special places where there is a higher succes rate for a threesome - than others.

Are you aware of any places with sexy shows and nude dancers - like there are in Bangkok? A little bit more wild than just pole dancing?

Hope to get some advices where to go and search.

Tiger 888
01-04-08, 11:16
Thanks you Owl,

So I understand that there are no special places where there is a higher succes rate for a threesome - than others.

Are you aware of any places with sexy shows and nude dancers - like there are in Bangkok? A little bit more wild than just pole dancing?

Hope to get some advices where to go and search.Windmill, a small gogo in Soi Diamond gets pretty hot at times. A lot of lesbian action on stage.

Egathetos
01-04-08, 19:37
Hi guys,

4 weeks away from heaven and I have some questions about the Hell Club in Pattaya.

Has anyone used them recently? I mean after they broke up from the Eden Club in BKK.

If so, how would you compare them to Eden? Also, do they still offer take aways at 3K baht?

Patarse
01-04-08, 21:43
Hooties on Walking street always has nude shows.

Lesbian shows, not the fake ones, last time I was there one girl had a huge strapon and really gave to the other bit** who just loved it.

They also have a lady who does an awesome show with fire.

I've seen her with some bad burns on her tits one night. Had to tip her a couple 100 to help releive the pain.

Almotu
01-05-08, 09:33
X-Zone nearby to Catz and Club Boesche. (Catz also but seemed a bit fake)
Sisters (right on Walking Street) not the prettiest bodies but I saw a lot of carpet munching there.

Bowerboy
01-05-08, 12:20
Pattaya is at its worst at the moment...it is like a travelling russian circus with freakshow performances provided by hoardes of young english "lads" who all insist on walking round with their shirts off....I have never seen so many tattoed people!! Prices everywhere seem to be inflated to make the most of the holiday season and the girls attitudes seems to have dropped....Serious mongers may wish to avoid Pattaya for a couple of weeks although each to his own...but for the purists it may be best to stay away for now!! Dont get me wrong, I like Pattaya as it is such a fun place but right now it is just overrun.

ThaiLearner
01-05-08, 17:34
Hi guys,

4 weeks away from heaven and I have some questions about the Hell Club in Pattaya.

Has anyone used them recently? I mean after they broke up from the Eden Club in BKK.

If so, how would you compare them to Eden? Also, do they still offer take aways at 3K baht?


Hi I have used the Hell club 3 times the 1st one being In April 2007 and the last two September/October 2007 but for in call only and had no problems.

Google and you can find the website

SidTheSexist
01-05-08, 18:20
Pattaya is at its worst at the moment...it is like a travelling russian circus with freakshow performances provided by hoardes of young english "lads" who all insist on walking round with their shirts off....I have never seen so many tattoed people!! Prices everywhere seem to be inflated to make the most of the holiday season and the girls attitudes seems to have dropped....Serious mongers may wish to avoid Pattaya for a couple of weeks although each to his own...but for the purists it may be best to stay away for now!! Dont get me wrong, I like Pattaya as it is such a fun place but right now it is just overrun.Couldn't agree more except I would say it isnt going to get any better once the 'high' season is over. Having just returned to Asia after spending the Xmas period in the UK, I can say the amount of interest, in Thailand particularly, is soaring around the local bars etc. More and more young 'lads' getting fed up with the rip offs that are Ibiza, Magaluf, Benidorm etc, hearing an ever increasing amount of stories from the old(er) timers about cheap beer, pussy and sun in LOS and more convenient air routes opening up from very local airports is only going to add to the complaints above.
Sid

Strad
01-06-08, 04:07
This heart melting seafood place is located by Beach Road in Jomtien. One of our Thail girs knows the place who drove us there. Table settings by the sea, can catch some great view after the sundown. Seafood was great, price are relatively cheaper than Pattaya's.

Now we would like to go to this place by ourselves to impress some more ladies, so we kindly need some direction help: From Pattaya beach to Jomtien beach, by any means of public transportation, or...?

Thanks a lot!!

Strad

Strad
01-06-08, 04:51
Hey I am not saying I get free fuck in Pattaya, but close to that area.

Strike one: Met an hair salon lady at a street food vendor, I told her I would not like to eat alone, invited her to join me, she ended up staying my bed for the night, next day she wanted to buy a phone card, so my cost to her was 100 aht

My girl is here.

To be continued

Evil Penivel
01-06-08, 14:57
This installment covers day four of my trip to Pattaya. The pages are meant to be read in order.

Evil

Evil Penivel
01-06-08, 15:01
The pages should be read in order.

Evil

Evil Penivel
01-06-08, 15:07
But after Pattaya, it's on to Bangkok!

Evil

Evil Penivel
01-06-08, 15:11
I'll continue the TR in the Bangkok section.

Evil

Meepmeep99
01-06-08, 15:31
I didn't make out that it was widespread at all. I said a faulty understanding of the barfine system among inexperienced visitors to Pattaya was one of the factors why barowners raise prices on BFs during high season. Over Xmas and New Year's, a lot of young guys who've never been to LOS before and who haven't done much mongering visit Pattaya for the first time. Among some of them, there are individuals who believe the BF also covers the cost of the girl's services. When that happens, there's a lot of problem for the girl, the customer and the bar. A high bar fine tends to discourage that kind of punter, just as it discourages the punters who think they can charm the girl into sex without cash compensation.

It's not a widespread problem, but it's not rare, either.

EvilI'm sorry I have to disagree, IMO the high bar fine is to deter customers from removing girls from the bars thus keep the girls in the bar and attracting more punters in to spend money on drinks and lady drinks, a bar with no girls in it will have no customers in it either, if the girls in the go go's were 300bt instead of 600bt then come 9pm there'd be no girls on the stage because they'd be all taken, shrewd bar owners don't want any girls barfined as it kills there bars atmos. If anything a high barfine lets say 1000-1500bt could confuse a newbie in to thinking it all inclusive but not 300bt or even 600bt, if I had a bar I'd be scared shitless that a load of lads might come in take all five girls 300bt bf each, 150bt to the girl, 150bt x5= 750bt for the bar and an empty dead bar.

Meepmeep99

Dinghy
01-06-08, 15:49
Strad - quite simple really - the bhat buses leave to Jomtien from the corner of 2nd Road and where the traffic coming up from Walking street turns onto 2nd . You can either get on one of the line-up and wait until they leave or walk a ways and catch the first one that stops for you. 10B. They go up and over the hill into Jomtien then down the beach road.

Since I haven't gone beyond soi 18 I don't know how far they go

Bowerboy
01-06-08, 16:32
Sid

Yes I really fear that Pattaya could go seriously downhill if it gets flooded with more English. Here is an email that appeared on StickmanBangkok today:

"Pattaya the Blackpool of Thailand?
I spent a couple of days in Pattaya. What's happened to that place? While there I saw four farang fights. It just seems like there's gangs of lads everywhere looking for trouble and getting slaughtered on the Chang. It is not the same Pattaya as when I first went a couple of years ago. Maybe it's me getting boring, but I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there. Seems like Pattaya is turning into a stag do Blackpool."

I hate to say it as I am English, but those "lad" types really are the worst of the worst and bring the atmosphere down wherever they go. I met a girl on beach road on Friday night who was telling me that a lot of girls have been getting ripped off by Farang, ie: Not getting paid after the deed as agreed. I am sure the "lads" would be the type that would revel in this....I really hope things get back to normal in a few weeks but generally I fear you are right..it will be very sad indeed...

LittleBigMan
01-06-08, 23:53
Bowerboy,

They come and they go! it's a matter of time before their actions catch up to them. You just happen to come at the same time they came. Next time same time same station you might have a better time.

Stad, Not sure where you are coming from to go to Jomtien, but as noted you should not have a problem catch a bus to Jomtien.

The seafood place you refer too, is it at the other end of Jomtien, where there are no beach chairs and embrallas, seem like the road is somewhat under construction and across the seafood place is a viewing wall? Is there a large dirt parking lot on the side of the place and the place has small and larg wooden tables? Some of waiters are ladyboys in mens clothing? If so, for example if you are coming from maybe the Big C, Central Pattaya, depending on the size of your party somewhere around 110 baht to 150 baht. You should have no problem catching a taxi back either ask the waiters or waitress to waive one down or do it yourself.

Good luck, LBM

Ozikboy
01-07-08, 08:21
IMHO she was amazing. NOw realize I was having a run of mediocre providers so this girl was a breath of fresh air. her name was Kim and she was at the La-La Land bar. 300 to the house for bar fine and she asked for 700. she has such a hot body that I gave her 1100.. I dont care if you flame me for tipping her nearly 52%. I am honoring her request that I not post her photo. sorry.

put her ass up in the air and run at it from across the room and tell her that the american who liked to dance sent you

peace

SidTheSexist
01-07-08, 09:26
Bowerboy,They come and they go! it's a matter of time before their actions catch up to them. You just happen to come at the same time they came. Next time same time same station you might have a better time.LBM, have to disagree with you. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Although Im not suggesting that Pattaya is already condenmed, the changes I have noted myself in as little as the last 4 years, are, indeed, very worrying.
Continue having a great time and enjoying Pattaya for what it is. But be warned, it aint gonna last forever!
Sid

SidTheSexist
01-07-08, 09:29
"Pattaya the Blackpool of Thailand?"I have recently added my rants worth about the poor state of decline my once loved city of Pattaya is now in. However, for someone to even consider the above statement is an outrage! Pattaya could never be that bad!!!!
Sid :D

ThaiLearner
01-07-08, 13:27
Sid

Yes I really fear that Pattaya could go seriously downhill if it gets flooded with more English. Here is an email that appeared on StickmanBangkok today:




Why just blame the English?

There are plenty of other scum from other countries who spoil things for everyone else just as much. I respect other people and there country that I visit and always use my manners.

Bowerboy
01-07-08, 15:32
I dont blame the English in general but just the "lad" types...if you are from England you will know exactly the type I mean...if you are not from England then it may be difficult for me to explain.

I agre with Sid, I really think this is part of a trend...I have been going to Pattaya probably at least once a month for the last 3 years and there seems to be a bigger number of these "lads" now....maybe I am wrong maybe it was just a new years holiday thing, but I can well imagine Thailand becoming more popular back in England as described....

LittleBigMan
01-07-08, 19:27
From my experience visiting Pattaya for the last 9 years and now retired in Pattaya. I don't hit the mongering places like many of you for reasons that most of you know. But like most things what comes around goes around! The nightly news and farang newspaper of late sugguest more problems with Germans. My point of view is Pattaya is all about money!

Maybe it's the strenght of the Euro that is attracting the problem drinking tourist or the time of the year but whatever the reason when the elements of money comes into question and the small gangs and the Thai Mafia and the local police get involve things will get back to normal! Whatever that is suppose to be? Even my limited visits to Walking Street, Soi 6,7,8, I have seens fights and drunks running around and acting like idiots and the next time it dead! The local police has recuited many Farangs working out of Soi 9, on beach road to help them with these types of arrest. As for Pattaya going downhill, I think not!

LBM

The Traveler
01-07-08, 21:59
What is the frigging big deal on Soi 6?!...I just don't get it! Am I missing something you guys aren't telling me?

Meatman,

first of all, unlike most bars and gogos around Pattaya, Soi 6 is more or less a short-time place which also provides rooms upstairs. It's also cheap, the barfine of approx. 300 baht does include the room, actually most girls live in these rooms, asking for 500-700 for a session.

Drinks are cheap and the girls aren't pushy, never met one asking for a drink. The girls who work there seemed to have a certain attitude and are usually a lot of fun, never met a starfish and those girls are often "open" for everything. Also some fresh meat from upcountry, something you won't find in a gogo.

All in all it's the atmosphere, far more relaxed than Soi 7+8 or Walking Street. In the past this venue was mostly visited by expats and not known by tourists. Many moons back even the Town Hall was located there.

A friend of mine used to own a bar there and he told me that some girls - even extremely ugly IMHO - made very good money by having up to 6-8 customers per day.

Sure, even Tahitian Queen 1 on Beach Road used to have a nice room in the back, but all in all it's the attitude of the girls and the fact that you can pop them right away. It's all a bit dark and shabby inside, but still fun.

TripleX
01-08-08, 00:37
Just got back from Thailand. While in Pattaya I stayed at Dynasty Inn on Soi 13 and Secrets right off walking street. At first I thought Dynasty Inn was really nice but my room had roaches and not just a few. I have stayed at the Dynasty resort before up on the hill and never had any problems. The resort is not very convenient but it is serene and a nice place to relax. Secrets has a great bar, is convenient, and the owner Larry was a good guy and the hotel had the most comfortable bed I slept in while in Thailand. It was a little noisy though as I was warned about on the forums, but it didn't cause me any problems. I didn't take any girls from Secret's bar cause I fell in love (not literally, well almost) with a girl from one of the gogo's but I noticed a few cute ones there at Secrets. I mostly went during the day to the bar so I probably didn't get to see their choicest girls. I am curious about something one of the girls said though. She said the girls with red necklaces cannot be barfined. Anyone know differently? I was gonna ask the owner cause I saw him there all the time but then the last two times I was in the bar he was out.

Petemcc
01-08-08, 01:16
Just as a matter of interest, posters on other boards have brought to light stories, and you know, Norwegians are making a name for themselves as twats.
I do accept the English-style lager lout is also a twat, and all I can hope is that the BiB sort them out.

Strad
01-08-08, 04:14
We went there last night in a group of four. My buddy who has been doing a lady from BKK, a non-pro, who happened to have a car, so the transpo was solved at this time.

Yes, it not too far to reach the seafood location. Its about 2-3 km from the begining of Jomtien, on the road side where they set wooden tables by the beach, and watching the sun going down was suh an wonderful experiece!

Strad


From my experience visiting Pattaya for the last 9 years and now retired in Pattaya. I don't hit the mongering places like many of you for reasons that most of you know. But like most things what comes around goes around! The nightly news and farang newspaper of late sugguest more problems with Germans. My point of view is Pattaya is all about money!

Maybe it's the strenght of the Euro that is attracting the problem drinking tourist or the time of the year but whatever the reason when the elements of money comes into question and the small gangs and the Thai Mafia and the local police get involve things will get back to normal! Whatever that is suppose to be? Even my limited visits to Walking Street, Soi 6,7,8, I have seens fights and drunks running around and acting like idiots and the next time it dead! The local police has recuited many Farangs working out of Soi 9, on beach road to help them with these types of arrest. As for Pattaya going downhill, I think not!

LBM

Evil Penivel
01-08-08, 12:42
She said the girls with red necklaces cannot be barfined. Anyone know differently?

In Secrets, as well as many other establishments, the girls with the red lanyards (cords around their necks to which their name badges are attached) cannot be barfined. That is correct. The girls with green lanyards can be barfined. It's mostly service and support staff and the mamasans that wear the red lanyards, but sometimes you'll find service staff wearing green.
BTW, Larry is an employee of Secrets, but he isn't the owner. The owner's name is Ben.

Evil

MeatMan
01-08-08, 23:04
Meatman,

first of all, unlike most bars and gogos around Pattaya, Soi 6 is more or less a short-time place which also provides rooms upstairs. It's also cheap, the barfine of approx. 300 baht does include the room, actually most girls live in these rooms, asking for 500-700 for a session.

Drinks are cheap and the girls aren't pushy, never met one asking for a drink. The girls who work there seemed to have a certain attitude and are usually a lot of fun, never met a starfish and those girls are often "open" for everything. Also some fresh meat from upcountry, something you won't find in a gogo.

All in all it's the atmosphere, far more relaxed than Soi 7+8 or Walking Street. In the past this venue was mostly visited by expats and not known by tourists. Many moons back even the Town Hall was located there.

A friend of mine used to own a bar there and he told me that some girls - even extremely ugly IMHO - made very good money by having up to 6-8 customers per day.

Sure, even Tahitian Queen 1 on Beach Road used to have a nice room in the back, but all in all it's the attitude of the girls and the fact that you can pop them right away. It's all a bit dark and shabby inside, but still fun.

Thank you for the info. Now it all seems clear to me!. :)

Canadian Cowboy
01-08-08, 23:18
Gentleman. If I was coning from Toronto Canada. Do I have to fly into another airport. Having issues finding Pattaya airport. Is it cheaper to hop from the uk.

Thank for the help

CC

TripleX
01-09-08, 07:18
hey thanks for reply evil.

man i gotta say that the coyote gogo there in pattaya has all hot girls but the bar fine was outrageous especially for pattaya. i was gonna come back at 1 am to get this girl there but then i left and happened upon a really cute greeter for a gogo where all the dancers were pretty much non stunners. she was a lot less expensive than coyote and every bit as cute. so i guess if you want to spend a lot of money and get a really cute girl quickly coyote is okay, but i'd rather not support their outrageous prices.

my cute greeter named teek was awesome, playful outside of the bedroom, and a perfect blend of innocence and sexuality inside the bedroom. when her lips peeled back in a rictus of pain while i was pumping her perfect, nearly hairless pussy i was in pure heaven. on top didn't seem to painful for her and she would grind into me, undulating her hips while i held onto her tiny firm waist. man it was awesome. i miss that girl so much. before i left she told me she was going to go home to ratchaburi if i remember right. she said she was gonna quit because she didn't like working in the bar. i am curious if she will, but doubtful. i don't have anyway to contact her but am gonna check her bar next time i go back, maybe as soon as this summer. i am glad it ain't easy to get visa's for these girls to come to the states cause i would have taken her back in a minute, which is probably not the best idea in the world.

Lemon Tree
01-09-08, 11:39
Hi, Canadian Cowboy,

the Airport of Pattaya is U-Tapao, about one hour to drive by car into the direction of Rayong.
But this is an Airport for domestic flights. I only know, that some Russian aircrafts are allowed to land there. All other international flights end at Bangkok Airport.
And for you it seems to be more comfortable to take a taxi in Bangkok and go to Pattaya then take a domestic flight from Bangkok to U-Tapao and then drive back one hour to Pattaya.

Lemon Tree

Evil Penivel
01-09-08, 12:02
Gentleman. If I was coning from Toronto Canada. Do I have to fly into another airport. Having issues finding Pattaya airport. Is it cheaper to hop from the uk.

Thank for the help

CC

The airport you fly into is Bangkok (BKK), then about a two-hour trip by taxi/bus to Pattaya. There is an airport closer to Pattaya called U-Tapao (UTP), but don't think about it in terms of flights from Canada. U-Tapao is used mainly for domestic flights, but there are some international charter flights that land there during high season.
Unless you can get to London at a hugely discounted rate (or for nothing) it won't be cheaper to fly via London. Check prices for EVA airlines to BKK out of Vancouver. Also, with the Canadian dollar as strong as it is, look at prices for the non-stop Thai Airways flight between JFK and BKK. That is the quickest way to get to Thailand from Toronto (via New York).

Evil

Member #3200
01-09-08, 17:09
I see others beat me 2 the punch 2 answer your questions

I usually take the bus from Ekkami station the next morning after I arrive late from canada-I'm also from toronto

I leave for Thailand/Pattaya in 2 weeks

I tried 2 PM you, but I guess you have paid for a membership yet

1 of the cheapest routes 2 get 2 Thailand is AA-toronto-chicago-tokyo-BKK

I have an agent here that will get you the best price.

ThaiLearner
01-09-08, 18:33
Hi, Canadian Cowboy,

the Airport of Pattaya is U-Tapao, about one hour to drive by car into the direction of Rayong.
But this is an Airport for domestic flights. I only know, that some Russian aircrafts are allowed to land there. All other international flights end at Bangkok Airport.
And for you it seems to be more comfortable to take a taxi in Bangkok and go to Pattaya then take a domestic flight from Bangkok to U-Tapao and then drive back one hour to Pattaya.

Lemon Tree


You can get certain international flight to Phuket as well.

LittleBigMan
01-09-08, 21:41
Fellas,

Are they still operating Domestic flights out of the old Airport? If so this might be a difference to Canadian Cowboy going to Pattaya by flight or car!

LBM

Canadian Cowboy
01-10-08, 01:31
Thank you I'm gonna get a visa card to do the membership tonight. What did the flight cost you all in. And if it works out are you looking for a wing man.

CC

Member #3200
01-11-08, 03:01
I purchase my airline ticket 2 weeks before the big spike in the CDN $ in September-taxes in thru my agent I get the flight NOW for $1100 & change.

I'm leaving jan 22nd & coming back feb 19th.

Wingwan would be cool.

I know my way around Pattaya by now somewhat well enough.

Daddy07
01-11-08, 17:52
Haven’t submitted a report here for a while mostly due to the fact that I have been so inundated with pussy while living here in Pattaya that I can hardly keep up with them all.

Thanks to OTH and others, only a few days ago I became a paying member of Thai Love Links.com. Since then the shear number of pretty young Thai “good girls” (yes, I mean non P4P girls), e-mailing, calling, and text messaging me wanting to meet for love and romance has been overwhelming. I tell them that I’m not looking for a serious relationship, but just want to have fun with them. Some of them pass on my suggestions, but many others are quite open with it. The following is an actual example of what can be accomplished in a 10 minute chatting session with one of these puppies:

(After the usual preliminary chit chat):

Me: Do you want to have sex with me?
She: u can make sex?
Me: Yes, good, I like
She: yes
Me: I will lick your pussy, OK?
She: Oh, yes I want
Me: Do you want to meet me?
She: yes
She: but i'm have smaal body
Me: I like small
She: small body
Me: yes, I like
She: my milk too small
Me: I like small
Me: You want me to lick your pussy?
She: yes, yes
Me: Will you smoke me and give me blowjob?
She: what blowjob
Me: smoke -- put my penis in your mouth and suck me
She: if u shower can
Me: Yes, of course, I will shower with you
Me: You want to meet?
She: yes u can pic me up in lotus
Me: Tesco-lotus?
She: yes lotus pattaya tai
Me: OK, I be there in 1/2 hour, OK?
She: ok, bye
Me: bye

This is what I recorded in my journal after she left:

1/7/08: I went to Tesco-Lotus and met little Mai as planned; she was hungry so I took her to California Steak and bought her dinner which she appreciated; then I brought her home on the motorbike and we immediately jumped into the shower naked together; she does not have a beautiful face, but she’s quite cute with a very small tight body, tiny tits and a cute round ass and lovely legs; she got on the bed with me and started giving me a wonderful blowjob with a fantastic sucking technique; before I shot my load, I turned her over on her back and licked her little **** until she climaxed in my face; it didn’t take very long to get her off; then I lay on my back and let her finish me with her mouth; I told her I was coming but she left it in and took part of my wad down her throat; she jumped up sputtering and gasping into the bathroom while I chuckled out loud; after she cleaned out her mouth she was quite happy; I am her first falang, (so she says); we cuddled a bit, then she got dressed and I gave her 60b for a taxi home; it was slam, bam, thank you maam and she was good with it; she will do it again anytime I want when she has some free time; I have her phone number ...

Your humble correspondent,
Daddy

Vinny_Viagra
01-11-08, 17:53
it isnt the best idea to take one back with you. because tomorrow you will find another and the next day another. it's never ending. they are all loveable.

hey thanks for reply evil.

man i gotta say that the coyote gogo there in pattaya has all hot girls but the bar fine was outrageous especially for pattaya. i was gonna come back at 1 am to get this girl there but then i left and happened upon a really cute greeter for a gogo where all the dancers were pretty much non stunners. she was a lot less expensive than coyote and every bit as cute. so i guess if you want to spend a lot of money and get a really cute girl quickly coyote is okay, but i'd rather not support their outrageous prices.

my cute greeter named teek was awesome, playful outside of the bedroom, and a perfect blend of innocence and sexuality inside the bedroom. when her lips peeled back in a rictus of pain while i was pumping her perfect, nearly hairless pussy i was in pure heaven. on top didn't seem to painful for her and she would grind into me, undulating her hips while i held onto her tiny firm waist. man it was awesome. i miss that girl so much. before i left she told me she was going to go home to ratchaburi if i remember right. she said she was gonna quit because she didn't like working in the bar. i am curious if she will, but doubtful. i don't have anyway to contact her but am gonna check her bar next time i go back, maybe as soon as this summer. i am glad it ain't easy to get visa's for these girls to come to the states cause i would have taken her back in a minute, which is probably not the best idea in the world.

Member #3200
01-11-08, 20:17
Nice report of TLL chick

Would you like 2 share her number with the rest of us

I would love 2 meet this fine falang loving woman

I will be in Pattaya in 2 weeks

Keep up the good work

Did you really go into much detail regarding the fucking-did you fuck her? How tight was she if you were her 1st falang?

Buttman Returns
01-12-08, 00:30
Hi there,

This travel report refers to both of my visits to the LOS last year (Jun-Jul 07 and Nov-Dec 07).

Beach Road Heaps of chicks, some great bargains but many dodgy chicks /LB. I had heard some stories about the authorities trying to clean the Beach Rd from working girls, however this wasn’t too apparent when I was there.

Freelancers (FL) / Clubs

FLs are my preference, as they are usually more ‘free spirits’ and speak better English than beer-bar girls.

I like Lucifer as it’s got great music (hip-hop / RNB) and cheeky vibes, but it’s dark and has got more chicks with attitude than Marine /Tony’s.

Marine was a good place to visit during my first visit but was pretty empty most times I tried it during the second visit. There are plenty of new clubs and seems like competition is fierce.

Tony’s was interesting. Different, I’d say. More expensive than Lucifer (Singha B210! Soft drink B180 – this is more expensive than pubs here in Aussieland! ), but it’s worth a visit.

XZYTE is an interesting place when you get tired of the P4P game and need a break. More local entertainment with performances and no FLs. Open till 3am, entry (farang rates only) B200 (including 1 drink), Singha B120, water B60.

Soi 6

Great ST (short time) option, especially if you have a LT (long time) ‘TGF’ but need a break.

Just for a quickie, don’t expect too much of a GFE (girlfriend experience) (even though this can probably be found there as well.)

I liked to enjoy both worlds – when my ‘TGF’ had other stuff to do (hair dresser, nails, etc), I used to jump on the bike and have a quickie there. The great thing is the daytime availability!

Also, if you bring another girl to your hotel, your ‘TGF’ will know about it in no time! Thais like to gossip, and also, these girls have very sensitive sensors. So thank God for Soi 6.

Going price B300 BF +B500.

Russian Chicks

Yes, there are occasional Russian working-girls on WS.

‘Why bother? ’ is the first question that pops up. Well, I guess one needs a change from time to time.

After all, I love Thai food (my favourite! ), but I’d get tired of going to Thai restaurants every day.

Most of these girls would be considered cows in their homeland (and some would still be considered so in the LOS). Just have a look at the Russian couples that walk on WS and see what gorgeous girls these ex-commies have got. Cold like ice, fucking attitude, but gorgeous looking!

I saw one stunner in my first visit and approached. I wasn’t sure if she was a WG or a tourist, but when I saw her walking along WS again and again, I dared approaching and asked if she were on a holiday.

"Working", she replied. Game started.

She quoted B1000 ST / B3000 LT.

Note that ST with these chicks is 30 minutes, unlike TGs (Thai girls)!

I didn’t bother asking how long was the LT (probably 45 minutes.).

I thanked her and left, knowing that she would most likely be there the following day in case I feel like paying a LT rate for some cold 30 minutes play with a gorgeous Russian chick.

She wasn’t. I never saw her again.

Which brings me to the risk involved with going with these girls. Oh, well, I’ll save you this one, just use common sense.

Hotels

Two recommendations: (1) Make sure the hotel is GF (girl friendly) – most hotels in Pattaya allow girls in but some require additional JF (joiner fee). If the hotel is GF, that means no JF. (2) Never pay for a long period in advance, unless it’s the Peak Season (Xmas/NYE). There is a lot of continuous construction work in Pattaya and it’s better to pay on a day-by-day basis and move to another hotel if there is too much noise.

Eastiny Place Hotel in Soi 8 would be a good choice at the B1100-1500 range (Superior room at a high floor to avoid the noise). But then again, there are so many new hotels being built there that one should better book a place for the first night or two and have a look around.

And finally. To the most interesting part, the reason why we all return to Pattaya. TGs:

#1 – Pip

23 y. O. , Pip had worked ‘with computers’ and had arrived to Pattaya a couple of months prior to my first visit. (They all say that – I reckon it’s a part of a Manual for WG that they have to memorise.)

Didn’t speak much English, body 9, face 6, GFE 8 (mainly due to communication issues).

I picked her up from a beer bar across from Tony’s.

The usual rate – B300 / BF, B1000 / girl.

#2.?

Sorry, I didn’t get her name. I didn’t really care, though.

I picked her up from Marine disco when I lost hope of finding a hottie for the night. She didn’t speak any English, but danced in a very sexy way and had a gorgeous teasing smile.

It was 3:30am and I just wanted to stick it to her without much conversation. I had ‘broken up’ with my ‘TGF’ intentionally (for a few days only, as she was definitely the best! ) and needed some sex with no intentions (from the girl’s side) for anything more than that. She couldn’t speak English, so I didn’t know what intentions she had. And I didn’t care!

I soon found out, though. This ***** was hotter than mid-day sun in the Sahara desert!

The minute we got into the room she was all over me, licking and sucking.

She was all wet and only wanted rough sex on the spot, ASAP!

She didn’t want to take a shower first and I had to push her into the shower.

She wasn’t pleased when I insisted on using a condom – this horny ***** wanted my dick inside her with no rubber and she begged me to come inside her!

I insisted on using a condom, but the minute I came and took it off she was all over me, rubbing her wet pussy against my dick. I held my hand on it to make sure she didn’t stick it back into her hot and wet pussy while she kept on rubbing.

I was so aroused from this act and her passion that I came for the second time even before cleaning my cum from the first time!

#3. Tawan

Possibly my worst pick up in Pattaya ever.

I was looking for a chick with a non-Thai look (what can I do, I like changes.) and found her in the beer-bar just before WS on the right hand side.

35 y. O. From e-San, claimed to had been working in Pattaya for 4 months but had no skills whatsoever! Nor did she have any willingness to perform.

She did meet the criterion of non-Thai look, but that was the only criterion she met. :.(

The ***** even complained that "I liked sex too much. " Go figure!

I did my best to explain that there is no such thing as ‘to like sex too much’. Oh, well, I guess you win some and you lose some.

#4. Pom

28 y. O. With 3 kids from 2 different Thai ex-husbands (none of whom wanted to see their kids anymore after the divorce – a very common story in the LOS).

I picked her up from a very small bar on the corner of Soi 8 and 2nd Rd.

She had some great GF attitude, but unfortunately I found that I wasn’t too attracted to her. I was attracted enough for this one night, but no longer than that.

#5. Nam

This ***** was exactly the opposite of Pom.

I was madly attracted to her, but she had a terrible attitude.

She had just broken up with her one-year Aussie boyfriend, who had gone back to Australia. She was ‘heart broken’ and could hardly be persuaded to join me.

To her defence I should mention that it was late at night (3:30am at Marine disco) and she did say that she had to wake up very early, as they were supposed to connect a phone line to her apartment or whatever.

We got back to my place and after only 30-45 minutes (during which I did all the work! ) the princess claimed to be tired. She also said that I liked sex too much! :.(Go figure.

She had to leave 8am, so I woke her up early for a morning session. That was a hard job! The ***** didn’t want to even open her eyes! Eventually I had to help myself. Not worth the B1000 spend, but she got the money anyway. I wonder what other members would do in such a case (? ).

#6. Aom

I picked her up from a beer-bar just before WS (on the right hand side), on the far corner.

Poor English, Performance 5 (didn’t want to do doggie style! ), body 6-7.

The usual rates – B300 BF +B1000.

#7. Ning

A nice bargain from the Beach Rd. , 2am. Claimed to had arrived from e-San two days prior to that. Slim body – 8, performance 6-7 (didn’t want to go on top! ).

ST B500 and also gave her B100 to take a taxi back to Beach Rd.

Cute, but poor English. Agreed to LT from 1am for B1000, but I just couldn’t be bothered.

#8 and 9.

These were my two ‘TGFs’ and with whom I stayed (on and off) during my two visits. Ning can be found in a bar on Beach Rd. If you walk through Soi 8 and turn left on Beach Rd, this would be the second or third bar to your left. Boring place with many old ladies, but with Ning!

She was simply gorgeous, but I had to let her go when she started expanding the great GFE and turning it into a WE (Wife Experience)

Great body (I'd say 9-10), face 8 and attitude 6-7.

B200 BF + B1000.[/u][/b]

I met Phung in Tony's, but she can also be found in a bar in Jomtien, in the soi that leads to the White House resort (off Beach Rd). The bar is called Toto and Lulu. I stayed with Phung up until my departure. 10 wicked days in total.

B1000 if you find her at Tony's (+B300 BF if you pick her up from the bar)

Highly recommended. Great body (a slim 9), face 7 and attitude 10.

That’s all for now, folks. Hope you have enjoyed this report. Can’t wait for my next visit in the LOS!

Old Thai Hand
01-12-08, 11:10
Nice report of TLL chick

Would you like 2 share her number with the rest of us

I would love 2 meet this fine falang loving woman

I will be in Pattaya in 2 weeks

Keep up the good work

Did you really go into much detail regarding the fucking-did you fuck her? How tight was she if you were her 1st falang?

I dare say that the girl wouldn't be too happy if Daddy started passing her number around. I think that he managed to hook up with her as easily as he did because he lives in Pattaya and she probably sees him as at least stable and quite different from a 2-week sex tourist.

While there's been a noticeable shift on TLL in the last year or so towards girls who are borderline P4P, or least after something less honorable than simply a BF or husband, ALL of them still delude themselves into thinking of themselves as good Thai girls who don't fuck guys for money. So, most tend to shy away from the kind of guy that comes to Thailand for a short fuck holiday.

Also, I'd say Daddy was extremely lucky (somewhat suspiciously so) in scoring with this girl on the first meeting. This is quite rare. I've met about 70 girls online and have only shagged 2 on the first meeting. It usually takes a bit more chatting, (perhaps more than one chat session) and more work than that, before one manages to score.

M P Lurker
01-12-08, 12:26
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Also, I'd say Daddy was extremely lucky (somewhat suspiciously so) in scoring with this girl on the first meeting. This is quite rare. I've met about 70 girls online and have only shagged 2 on the first meeting. It usually takes a bit more chatting, (perhaps more than one chat session) and more work than that, before one manages to score.
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Getting into very obvious sex talk over the internet may have helped by making his intention absolutely crystal clear? If the girl was still not scared off, then he must have a very good prospect?

Daddy07
01-12-08, 13:00
I dare say that the girl wouldn't be too happy if Daddy started passing her number around... Also, I'd say Daddy was extremely lucky (somewhat suspiciously so) in scoring with this girl on the first meeting. This is quite rare.

Well, of course I’m not going to be passing any girl’s number around. I’m a dirty old man, yes, but not a cad. I have never identified in this forum any girl I’ve had the good fortune to shag.

Yes, OTH, I can certainly understand why you might think my report is rather suspicious. I would have never dreamed in a million years that I could get away with talking that way to a woman if I had not read Jungle Bluebird’s method of approaching “good girls” for casual sex encounters. He said that the sooner he would start talking dirty, the quicker he could get into their pants. I was mesmerized by his technique and very much motivated by his tales of conquest.

So I thought: what the hell; why not try it on TLL, a venue in which the worst thing that can happen to me is the girl closing her chat window. I can’t get my face slapped in a chat room, right? So I tried it – not just once -- but several times, and to my utter amazement, most of the girls were quite receptive to the sex talk, and some of them (like the one in my last post) were even game to meet me for nothing more that pure unadulterated sex.

Here is another edited partial transcript, (and I have a few more with other girls), of my recent chat with a pretty little 28 year old sweetheart who lives with her kid and parents about 700km from Pattaya. She wants to come on the bus meet me here for the purpose of me teaching her the fine points of casual coitus. She (in fact all of them) initiated these chats, not me:

Me: have you been with farang man before?
She: no never
Me: why do you want farang?
She: i have seen thai women who get on with farang man they are so happy and they said farang man good taking care too
Me: Yes, some of us know how to please a woman good
She: yes so why i think i want one
Me: you can try me out and if you like can find more
She: yes

Me: hope I don't offend you when I talk about sex
She: its ok some time you can have fun about talking sex

She: are you good kiss?
Me: you want to find out?
She: maybe
Me: Maybe I will kiss you all over
She: i am not a good kiss so i would like some one to teach me
Me: that is what I like

Me: And maybe I will lick you too, you like?
She: yes so much
Me: And teach you how to please me, yes?
She: yes
Me: I will make you wet
She: maybe later when we are together
Me: maybe right now when you think about being with me
She: i dont think so i am in the office
Me: he he
She: i dont want my friend to know maybe they think i am P my self

She: are you get feel now?
Me: say again?
She: i meant do you feeling anything now?
Me: yes, I feel hot for you
She: ok
Me: I want to lick you and make you scream, would you like that?
She: yes
Me: from farang man?
She: yes
Me: you have to relax and enjoy for a long time
She: yes
Me: then you will climax
She: thank you
Me: what will you do to me?
She: do everything
Me: you can suck me until I scream
She: yes
Me: I can see you now on your back with your legs apart for me. And I will kiss you the way you like to be kissed
She: yes

Me: so you can decide when you want to meet me, OK?
She: ok

She: see you later
Me: bye

So, am I incredibly lucky? I don’t know, but if this can be accomplished in the very first chat session, you can imagine what can be had with just two or three more. I think I know now why this place is called the Land of Smiles. :)

Regards,
Daddy

Old Thai Hand
01-12-08, 16:18
Daddy

I wasn't doubting you. I was merely saying this girl's behavior is not typical and therefore I'd be suspicious of her. I'll be interested to see if her casual attitude turns into something psycho. I suspect it will. I'll bet anything she has a hidden agenda. They all do. TLL girls are generally crazy and I think that given the overall environment of Pattaya, even no-P4P girls like Mai have got to be somehow corrupted by the place.

I've had a similar experience with someone who swore she was ok with a casual relationship, who knew I had a GF, but who has now turned into an out-and-out nutcase demanding money. She's been sending me text messages saying that since I had sex with her before, I now have to give her money. I haven't seen her in 2 1/2 months and these messages only just started this week. This is far from an isolated incident. I've had my fair share of TLL nutjobs stalking me and threatening me. You have to remember that most of them are slightly desperate in the first place. Or, they wouldn't be online looking for a BF. Also, remember, (although I doubt that this is important to you) that they are generally all from the lower classes and therefore want and/or need money at some point or other.

Good luck. But, just be careful. If it seems easy, there's a reason.

Daddy07
01-12-08, 17:04
... You have to remember that most of them are slightly desperate in the first place. Or, they wouldn't be online looking for a BF. Also, remember, (although I doubt that this is important to you) that they are generally all from the lower classes and therefore want and/or need money at some point or other...

OTH,

Yes, I believe you, but somehow my intuition tells me that little Mai will be OK since she had a great attitude and seemed to enjoy the experience a great deal.

On the other hand, I was chatting with another prospect yesterday who told me that she was looking for a husband and would never even consider a casual encounter. Only a few minutes later, however, she was telling me how poor she is and how she really needs some money. She asked me to give her 5000b and I told her no way. I then asked her what she would do for me if I helped her out, and she said: "Anything you want." I mentioned a number of acts I wanted, and she generally agreed to each.

Then I told her I might agree to give her the same as I might give any Pattaya bar girl. She said: "How much," and I told her maybe 500b for each time she made me finish. She hesitated a very long time while she considered the proposition, then said: "Will you give me more?" I flatly said "No." A few seconds later her chat window was closed.

I just laughed to myself and figured that I was glad she didn't agree to what I had offered as she is probably a certifiable psycho. So perhaps I'm flirting with danger but I'm having a hell of a lot of fun doing it.

LongRanger
01-12-08, 20:49
I recently visited Pattaya in Sept 07.

I walked around alot and mostly the quality was not good.

Silver Star Agogo

In need of some air con and a draught lager headed into silver star agogo now on soi 7 was previously on soi 8. Not many punters in there but around 40 girls. After a while realised one in ten was definitely bf material, but my night out had only just started.

Well could not resist one agreed LT for 2000bt and bf was 600bt, BKK prices here, but what the hell.

She was really cute, had something to eat in soi 7 and then back to the hotel. She was quite small and tight only 20yo.

After a good session we fell asleep and the next thing its 4:30am. Yes it is nice to cuddle up with a lblm. Little brown loving machine.

Had a good shag in the morning and she left around 8am.

Buffalo Bar.

Took a little cutie back from there, 19yo. She was a little shy and at first I was thinking maybe I didn't want to have to work at all for it. But decided to see it as a challenge. So made her feel welcome and safe, she then tell me she feel a little scared so we chatted on the bed for about 1 hour and she noticeably got more relaxed.

This is why I like long time as you can take your time. I then took a shower and clean shave and some mouth wash. Honestly a bit later she is jumping on top of me and fucking my brains out basically. Real change around considering for a moment I was planning on sending her home early.

As it was not too easy I found this more of a turn on too.

Hot and Cold

Another good gogo for some down and dirty fun is the hot and cold just up from the pump station. Had 3 girls all over me and could take them upstairs for 1K each and no barfine. They were telling me anal and cum in mouth (cim). Was getting turned on.

If I wanted I could take 10 girls upstairs for 10, 000bht and they would all take it in turns to suck me off Now thats crazy. I naturally declined their offer. Some big black guy came in and then took 3 girls out. Its a good gogo, well worth a visit.

I did return a couple of nights later and this time a different pair and each expected to pay a barfine.

Peppermint

Next night I decided to visit Peppermint, a few nice girls dancing around, was feeling tired so tried a new drink vodka and red bull, this did the trick was feeling lively again. Just by her face I noticed a really attractive girl, she started to smile back then came over, wow what a fit little body on her, no tattoos bright eyes silk hair and skin, totally fit, one of the best thai little asses I have ever seen.

Then she tell me she only a dancer does not go with falang and I was wearing my new gold chain as well. First time iv had one of these. She did look fresh and untouched Alot of young poseurs around walking street.

Massage Next night hit one of the massage places down soi 2. After all these young ones went for a maturer woman, who looked half indian with really great tits. Turns out she was half indian, 34. Don't really see the point of all this slopping around on a lilo with soaps and suds Not bad but it was all a bit false to me.

Afterwards could not resist a really cute 20 yo in some beer bar walking back up towards soi 6. Played some bar games with her and then bar fine her for 300bht. Back at the hotel she was a very affectionate and happy lbfm.

In the morning another good shag And yes only payed her 1000bht.

On my last night in town, I must say have mixed feelings about leaving. Big part wants to stay another part wants to go home. I felt myself being drawn to soi 7, to bf that little darling from the gogo down there that I have taken out two nights now. This is not good as I maybe like her too much. Manage to stop myself. Another night cuddled up with her in bed would have been too depressing when leaving She really is the best looking girl iv seen in Pattaya this year and nice girl with it too.

In the end just had a massage with two young girls 18 and 19 with some 'chuk wu' or handjob. So a wind down really.

Really wanted to fuck the 18yo really cute, but she told me to come back tomorrow and take her on her own. So it does work against you sometimes to take two if they are not a double act.

They reckon they both students. Just 300bht each extra for handjob. They had some experience at this.

Canadian Cowboy
01-13-08, 04:12
Ok if I was to spend 2 weeks in Pattaya in Feb. What would I budget for rooms and food. And whats the goin rate for women now? I'd like a nice room nothing super fancy with a/c where would you suggest?

CC

SirMarjAlot
01-13-08, 12:22
The last report by LongRanger was actually by me SirMarjAlot.

LongRanger was an old alias of mine, and it had automatically signed in with this old alias. All apologies.

LongRanger is quite a common name on various websites and often conflicts whereas SirMarjAlot is unique.

I do run my own blog. But admin won't let me post a link to it.

I don't agree with this as I am not trying to steal traffic or custom only offer an alternative view. By posting the stories into this forum I am adding value to the forum. A bit of cross pollination never hurt anyone. Its not like anyone would ever come back here.

When people are considering visiting a place of interest they don't usually restrict themselves to one information source.

Agreed. If people only post links to their site and add no value to this great forum then the post should be removed. Also these sites should provide links back to here.

I'm not competing as it is not a forum. It just occurred to me iv done alot of travel over the last 5, 6 years and want a single place to put all my stories and their associated pics. I wish more mongers would do this also.

But we would always want a community forum. Sorry if I have offended and no disrespect intended.

Genghois
01-14-08, 03:55
And by the way, quickest way to Bangkok is via Hong Kong. Both Air Canada and Cathay Pacific have daily non-stops from Toronto to Hong Kong. So you can do it in one stop.



Ok if I was to spend 2 weeks in Pattaya in Feb. What would I budget for rooms and food. And whats the goin rate for women now? I'd like a nice room nothing super fancy with a/c where would you suggest?

CC

Wendella
01-14-08, 06:58
I think we're allowed to share links if it's by Private Message, isn't that right?

The way search result priority works, or part of the way it works, is that the more links there are out there on the internet to a certain site, the higher that site gets bumped up in the search results to the top (closer to page one, number one result). So it means that if there were more sites out there with links to this site, that would benefit this site because the more visits a site gets (and higher result in Google/Yahoo would equate to more visits), the more money the site can make.

I haven't searched lately for this site on Google or Yahoo, maybe this site doesn't need it, not sure.

I know a guy who runs a 'link farm' -- basically dummy websites that have links to websites of people he charges for the service -- what they get out of it is higher placement in the search results of Google and Yahoo.

Member #3173
01-14-08, 13:57
Food if you mix western and local should average not over 400 baht a day for 6 meals.Hotel reasonably good, with hot water and aircon 600 baht near Walking Street.Girl can be as low as 400bast a pop in beach road to how much you want to give.
I should also be in Pattaya latter half of February this year and probably April and again in June.

SirMarjAlot
01-14-08, 20:46
I think we're allowed to share links if it's by Private Message, isn't that right?

The way search result priority works, or part of the way it works, is that the more links there are out there on the internet to a certain site, the higher that site gets bumped up in the search results to the top (closer to page one, number one result). So it means that if there were more sites out there with links to this site, that would benefit this site because the more visits a site gets (and higher result in Google/Yahoo would equate to more visits), the more money the site can make.

I haven't searched lately for this site on Google or Yahoo, maybe this site doesn't need it, not sure.

I know a guy who runs a 'link farm' -- basically dummy websites that have links to websites of people he charges for the service -- what they get out of it is higher placement in the search results of Google and Yahoo.Yes I have been reading up on this lately. The latest algorithms for working out your position in a search listing is now secret and uses many factors. If your link is found in a link farm you lose points.

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Canadian Cowboy,

I think it all depends on who you are and what sort of girls you like to spend your money on. The price you pay has always been a touchy subject.

There being three general categories.

Cheap. The infamous cheap charlie.

You could get a room somewhere past second road for 400bht, possibly less.

You could eat thai food, and take girls from beach road. Possibly sleeping eating and shagging for 1000. 1500bht a day.

Medium. Stay somewhere like the Flipper lodge on soi 7 and 8. Eat at resturants drink in the beer bars occassional visit to Gogos. Approx 5000bht

Top range. Well the sky is the limit. The more money you have the more there is to spend it on really.

Places like Thailand are cheap in comparison to the same what we get back home. But it just allows you to spend the same or more without some discipline.

IMHO

Canadian Cowboy
01-14-08, 21:55
I found Airfare from buff for 1050 all in or 1270 all in from Toronto so its not that bad I've planned 2 g's US for my time down there (2weeks). Think I can still make it. I also found a nice hotel www.roofgardeninn.com was wondering if there anything like this closer to the walk. Buts its a nice place for the price 700baht a nite.

CC

Yelopan
01-15-08, 09:37
I will be in Pattaya from Feb 7-11 for a short trip. This is my first time to PAttaya and was wondering what is the best way to get from Bangkok to Pattaya. Also, I am staying at a place called Secrets. Is this a good hotel? I have searched the thread and haven't heard mention of it.

Thanks and if anyone else will be around PM me it would be great to grab some drinks with some mongering bruthas.

Regards,

Ye Lo PAn

Hades
01-15-08, 10:46
I found Airfare from buff for 1050 all in or 1270 all in from Toronto so its not that bad I've planned 2 g's US for my time down there (2weeks). Think I can still make it. I also found a nice hotel www.roofgardeninn.com was wondering if there anything like this closer to the walk. Buts its a nice place for the price 700baht a nite.

CC

Yes the roof garden inn is excellent. Admittedly it sucks getting into pattaya sometimes with a backlog of traffic. But the rooms are first rate and the staff are excellent!

Franga
01-15-08, 16:12
Originally posted by Canadian Cowboy]
I also found a nice hotel www.roofgardeninn.com was wondering if there anything like this closer to the walk. Buts its a nice place for the price 700baht a nite.


You should seriously consider staying somewhere more central. The roofgardeninn to me is "out in the sticks". I stayed in Jomtien for 6 months and the worse part was all of the travelling in and out of Pattaya on the Baht buses.

Everything you need is in Pattaya, so stay somewhere central like Soi 13 (eg Whitehouse condotel for 1500B high season, or one of the Sawasdee Hotels(Soi 10 or 11) for 500B to 900B depending on which one it is).

By the way the 700B quoted by the roofgarden inn is a low season rate. Low season starts 1 March, so you will be paying more than that for a visit in February.

Canadian Cowboy
01-15-08, 17:06
The roof top is 700 baht/nite jan. April so I'm still ok. But I don't get your point of staying closer to the action.

CC

LittleBigMan
01-15-08, 22:22
C.C.

If you are coming for the first time or coming for a short trip what they are saying is Jomtien is further south of Pattaya. Although the prices are somewhat higher and does have action in the area the location is more for relaxing. From the main action, by baht bus it could take you 15 minutes to 30 minutes depending on the traffic.

Check the web and get a map and of Pattaya. One of the main action is Walking Street and that is already South of Pattaya and Jomtien is South of Walking Street. First timers as they say stay closer to the action!

LBM

Horatio
01-15-08, 22:26
From the main action, by baht bus it could take you 15 minutes to 30 minutes depending on the traffic.

Check the web and get a map and of Pattaya. One of the main action is Walking Street and that is already South of Pattaya and Jomtien is South of Walking Street. First timers as they say stay closer to the action!

LBM


When I stayed at Roof Garden I could get to walking street in less than 30 minutes by walking. A baht bus hardly took anytime at all. I could be remembering wrong, but I dont think so. Roof Garden was a great place for a first timer to stay.

Horatio

Dinghy
01-16-08, 00:11
you might get TO walking street in 30 minutes, but it's DOWNHILL. It's actually downhill (mostly) into Jomtien as well but farther

LittleBigMan
01-16-08, 01:41
Fellas,

The choice is his to make. But all the suggestion to him was that since it is going to be his first time in Pattaya. His stay, as suggested is maybe it would be better for him to stay closer to the action without having to take a bus ride back and forth to Jomtien for a 1st timer.

Personally I would stay in Jomtien but if it was the first time NO! but to each his own. Now he has gotten some comments it's his decision to make.
Bus or no bus?

LBM

TripleX
01-16-08, 05:44
[QUOTE=Yelopan]I will be in Pattaya from Feb 7-11 for a short trip. This is my first time to PAttaya and was wondering what is the best way to get from Bangkok to Pattaya. Also, I am staying at a place called Secrets. Is this a good hotel? I have searched the thread and haven't heard mention of it.

Thanks and if anyone else will be around PM me it would be great to grab some drinks with some mongering bruthas.

Regards,

Ye Lo PAn[/QUOTESearch again cause I just posted about Secrets last week.

Canadian Cowboy
01-16-08, 06:40
Thank you for everything. You are all Gentlman and Scholars (or close enuff)

Roofgarden maybe a good place to start and then find something closer. Or even vice versa. I got time. 4 weeks till I leave.

CC.

DanTheMan
01-16-08, 09:45
HI

I'm off to Pattaya in early March. Does anyone have a list of girl friendly hotels in Pattaya? I have a couple of hotels that I am thinking of staying at, they being The Mecure and Green Park Resort.

Can anyone help me out of even give some advice on the above 2 places.

Thanks

ThaiLearner
01-16-08, 11:20
HI

I'm off to Pattaya in early March. Does anyone have a list of girl friendly hotels in Pattaya? I have a couple of hotels that I am thinking of staying at, they being The Mecure and Green Park Resort.

Can anyone help me out of even give some advice on the above 2 places.

Thanks


Try looking in the pattaya hotel section

Svenpattaya
01-17-08, 21:02
I 've never find the best lady, sex and massage service like this in Pattaya. Want to share and recommend to my friends here. The service of Japanese body massage is perfect. The ladies mostly a part-time and not sitting all the time like glass-bowl. I feel really a natural sex by the girls. The best service is 2 ladies only 3300 b. This is new year gift for you. The place is called "Gentlemen Massage" Nort Pattaya, 3rd Rd.

KelantanKing
01-18-08, 09:33
Hi,

I'll be in Pattaya soon.

Need some info:

If I need to catch a flight from BKK at 9.00am, is it safe to leave Pattaya at 6.00am?

Thanks

Fdcboss
01-18-08, 11:31
Try looking in the Pattaya hotel sectionCheck out www.asiarooms.com they have good deals.

ThaiLearner
01-18-08, 22:03
Hi,

I'll be in Pattaya soon.

Need some info:

If I need to catch a flight from BKK at 9.00am, is it safe to leave Pattaya at 6.00am?

Thanks


Hi Not enough time to catch a flight if you leave at 0600hrs from Pattaya. You normally have to check in at least 2 hours before departure sometimes 3 hours. Taxi will take about 90 minutes to the new aiport and more to the old one.

LittleBigMan
01-19-08, 02:08
Leave between 5-5:30am but no later than 5:30AM, 1 1/2 to new airport if he is on time and nothing happens on the way!

LBM

Romello
01-19-08, 04:28
HI

I'm off to Pattaya in early March. Does anyone have a list of girl friendly hotels in Pattaya? I have a couple of hotels that I am thinking of staying at, they being The Mecure and Green Park Resort.

Can anyone help me out of even give some advice on the above 2 places.

ThanksIf your looking for a nice hotel, and girl friendly, let me know how much you want to spend a night.

I was just there in June, so I know alot of the places.

Tiger 888
01-19-08, 08:24
Does anyone happen to know If I can send a letter poste restante to soi postoffice?

Opebo
01-20-08, 17:58
I have not been back to the Center of the Universe in months, and yes, brothers, I feel I am beginning to whither away. Can any of you lucky men there report upon the condition of the Beach Road?

Petemcc
01-20-08, 21:45
I have not been back to the Center of the Universe in months, and yes, brothers, I feel I am beginning to whither away. Can any of you lucky men there report upon the condition of the Beach Road?
I'll be there next week. Not planning to spend too much time down there, but I will report back.

Mangofan
01-21-08, 07:58
Just spent 3 days in Pattaya. First of all, there's a bar on Beach Road between Soi 7 and Soi 8 called We Are The World - they offer bottled beer (Singha and Chang) for 30 baht until about 10pm.

Welkom Inn - I can't say enough good things about this place. Afternoon short time bar, 1000 baht gets you laid. I've taken a few of the ladies there (many are stunners) and have always had a good time. Took one of the barmaids this time and she was great. Draft Heineken is 50 baht - can't beat it.

Walking Street - Really crowded these days. I would never barfine any of the girls here during the high season - most are asking for at least 2000 baht for LT. A lot less than BKK, but still too much (yeah, I'm cheap. But I live here!). Went into Heaven Above - the place has gone downhill. The showgirls just aren't what they used to be. Same can be said about Happy - half of the showgirls have baby scars on their stomachs! Lots of bored looks on their faces as well. Beach is good, and Windmill has really improved - lots of friendly girls in those places who will talk to you for a bit and not immediately ask for a drink.

Soi 6 - King Kong is always good for a laugh. Went in there and as usual there's some British bloke on the couch getting his knob sucked. Talked to a girl aptly named "King" who is very nice. Didn't barfine her, though as it was a bit early. After 9pm, barfines go up to 500 + 1000 for short time. Also hit the "O" bar - some really great looking girls in there. Barfine is 300 plus 700 for the girl.

Canadian Cowboy
01-21-08, 18:41
Gentlemen,

Wondering can I get Viagra/Cialis in Pattaya and if so wheres the real stuff located.

Thanks,

CC

Meaty
01-22-08, 07:28
"Estonian man dies following attack on Walking Street

A disturbing incident occurred on Walking Street in the early hours of Sunday Morning which was initially dealt with by the Tourist Police based on the street. Three men from Estonia made a complaint at the Tourist Police Mobile Unit regarding a confrontation with three Thai Men in Soi 15. It is thought the men were being ushered into a Show Bar but decided at the last minute that they did not want to go. The Thai men became angry and a fight ensued. The men were told to make their way to Pattaya Police Station to make a report, however they decided to take matters into their own hands and went back to confront the Thai men. It is thought that more than 15 men set-upon the three Estonian Men. One managed to run away, a second was hit over the head with a steal pole and a third man was stabbed in the leg with a broken bottle. A major artery in his leg was severed and he was rushed to Hospital. Later on Sunday he died from the injury according to medical staff at the Pattaya Memorial Hospital. The incident, which is now a murder investigation, occurred only meters away from the Tourist Police Unit and is now being investigated by Pattaya Police and the Tourist Police as the hunt for the attackers continues. We understand that as of Monday Afternoon, no arrests had been made in connection with the attack."
SOURCE: Pattaya City News

They didn't deserve it, but they should have expected it, this is Thai style, and very very normal behaviour.....a lesson to all, swallow your pride, your ego and walk the f**k away...or be dealt with Thai style.

M P Lurker
01-22-08, 07:54
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They didn't deserve it, but they should have expected it, this is Thai style, and very very normal behaviour.....a lesson to all, swallow your pride, your ego and walk the f**k away...or be dealt with Thai style.
Yeh, how many times have we seen a Farang go looking for trouble in Thailand, and find it multiplied by 100?

Anger must be controlled at all costs, and mind your own business too.

Patterson
01-22-08, 08:37
I think more to this than meets the eye ?

We all know the Thais mentality is whats theres is theres and what ours is everybodys but when you dont want something if polite and eat humble pie they get pissed off but leave you alone these old Eastern block guys will have been showing there muscles off we have all seen them and then they got a bashing !!!

As what as been posted do NOT comfront Thais smile be polite and walk away

Patterson
01-22-08, 08:44
Just back from gods kitchen

Beach Road soooooooooooo busy in the day up to 100 girls 500 - 800b max for short time.

Soi 6 i have never seen it as busy 100s of what ever takes your fancy

Be very carefull many drink getting spiked with Ketamin " sorry spelling" i heard of 4 cases when out there one guy total cleaned out in his room others usual pockets dipped soi8 main spot but happening in other areas also

Safe travels

Kurtweiler
01-22-08, 22:30
Gentlemen,

Wondering can I get Viagra/Cialis in Pattaya and if so wheres the real stuff located.

Thanks,

CCWalk up soi 13 from Beach Road to Second Road, turn right and walk for maybe 15 meters. There you will find a pharmacy. The owner may be a little shy at first, but he has got the stuff you want. The price is ok too.

Owl_
01-23-08, 03:14
Also just across the 2nd road from where you mentioned is a pharmacy next door to Tim's Bar that I've gone too! Lady working there is not shy (just business as usual) as I've been in there when a lot of local farangs are there picking up their orders for the day!


Walk up soi 13 from Beach Road to Second Road, turn right and walk for maybe 15 meters. There you will find a pharmacy. The owner may be a little shy at first, but he has got the stuff you want. The price is ok too.

Belmont
01-24-08, 04:30
Cialis is AWESOME!!!
I shoped on soi Buakhao south from Soi diana inn-Soi lemkee. There are 5-6 pharmacies on east side. I asked them all there price and got 5 dollar Cialis. About 4th one S. from intersection.
Cialis rocks- Ready when you are- No heart pounding!
Try 1/2 20 mg. tab per day.
Belmont

Bumholes1
01-24-08, 11:33
Cialis is AWESOME!!!
I shoped on soi Buakhao south from Soi diana inn-Soi lemkee. There are 5-6 pharmacies on east side. I asked them all there price and got 5 dollar Cialis. About 4th one S. from intersection.
Cialis rocks- Ready when you are- No heart pounding!
Try 1/2 20 mg. tab per day.
Belmont

You probably didn't pay 5 dollars - you almost certainly paid in baht. How much? 150, 175 200? And how many tablets did you get for that?

LittleBigMan
01-24-08, 20:26
2nd Rd, Central Pattaya. I believe Soi 6, maybe 7, but no further than that. It is on the corner and next to a 7/11, has all your regular needs originals or after market. Lipitor, Nexum, Viagra, anti-biotics, etc... never had a problem years ago purchase Lipitor and brought it back had it tested at U.C. Lab, real stuff.

LBM

Belmont
01-25-08, 07:00
For the record I paid in Baht.
And I paid 700 baht for pack of 2x20mg. and I bought 3 packs.


You probably didn't pay 5 dollars - you almost certainly paid in baht. How much? 150, 175 200? And how many tablets did you get for that?

Tulip777
01-25-08, 07:15
"Estonian man dies following attack on Walking Street

They didn't deserve it, but they should have expected it, this is Thai style, and very very normal behaviour.....a lesson to all, swallow your pride, your ego and walk the f**k away...or be dealt with Thai style.


Are we talking about Fantasia Show Bar?

Tulip777
01-25-08, 07:27
I 've never find the best lady, sex and massage service like this in Pattaya. Want to share and recommend to my friends here. The service of Japanese body massage is perfect. The ladies mostly a part-time and not sitting all the time like glass-bowl. I feel really a natural sex by the girls. The best service is 2 ladies only 3300 b. This is new year gift for you. The place is called "Gentlemen Massage" Nort Pattaya, 3rd Rd.

Your only 2 posts have to do with advertising a certain massage establishment. 3300b for 2 ladies. Pretty steep for Pattaya. But if the place has nice looking women who provide the kind of service found in Hell then you are a winner.

Daddy07
01-25-08, 07:54
For the record I paid in Baht.
And I paid 700 baht for pack of 2x20mg. and I bought 3 packs.

If you paid 700 baht for a pack of 2 pills then you paid approximately $10.61 USD per pill -- more than twice the sum of $5 you originally quoted for Cialis. Conversely, generic Viagra can be purchaseded at some Pattaya pharmacies for 300 baht per pack of 4 pills, or a bit less than $2.50 USD per pill.

Meaty
01-25-08, 08:40
Are we talking about Fantasia Show Bar? The exact bar wasn't named in the article.

Belmont
01-25-08, 20:19
It was a pack of 4!

If you paid 700 baht for a pack of 2 pills then you paid approximately $10.61 USD per pill -- more than twice the sum of $5 you originally quoted for Cialis. Conversely, generic Viagra can be purchaseded at some Pattaya pharmacies for 300 baht per pack of 4 pills, or a bit less than $2.50 USD per pill.

Tom Tomus
01-25-08, 23:35
Hy every body,

Will be in Pattaya at the end of February. Can someone tell me if it is a busy period with tourist, need hotel reservation, traffic with girl easy?

Thanks very much

Tulip777
01-27-08, 05:20
Hy every body,

Will be in Pattaya at the end of February. Can someone tell me if it is a busy period with tourist, need hotel reservation, traffic with girl easy?

Thanks very much

Still high season. Plenty of hotel space in Pattaya. If you want a specific popular hotel then reserve in advance. You need to read this forum to skip hotels which charge joiner fees.

Tulip777
01-27-08, 05:40
Yeh, how many times have we seen a Farang go looking for trouble in Thailand, and find it multiplied by 100?

Anger must be controlled at all costs, and mind your own business too.

If there is no punishment or consequences then very soon it will be an everyday occurence. I guess changing your mind about going in a bar should be a crime, especially when touts need some yaba money. I do agree that Estonians were stupid to go back to sort things out though.

Erik
01-27-08, 21:56
i am a bit confused these days, and i need someone to enlighten me. what is exactly **** sex ?
here's what happened. last week, on a sunny mid-afternoon, i was stolling along soi 6 and i stopped by to chat up a cuty in front of her bar, when i suddenly heard a concert of whistle and ooooooooooooh ! coming up from all the girls standing and sitting both sides of the soi. looking for the reason of such an excitement, i then saw a young blond boy in his 15,16 holding the hand of a brown thai stunner, higher than him on her high heels shoes, wrapped with not much more than a micro-miniskirt and a tiny teeshirt. close behind was coming a tough looking farang with a pair of solid tatooed arms. the boy, who must have hoped for a more discreet retreat, looked very embarrassed by all the uproar and having one hundred pair of eyes watching him walking through with his girl. he was walking stiffly, his eyes right ahead, but the girl was all giggling about her sudden celebrity in the soi. what's that, i asked the girl ? "he papa pay lady for son". how old is the son ? "i think 16, he lucky, no ?" sure he was, i would haved loved, when i was 16, to have my dad offering me thai prostitutes ! what a good father, i thought ! but then i start wondering : is this ok ? is this legal ? an adult sex worker having sex with a 16 years old punter, is this not ****phily ? or is ****phily only when a girl is ****d and her male partner is over 18 ? but then isn't that definition sexist ? what about sex equality ? i am puzzled really...

AsiaTraveler2
01-27-08, 23:38
I 've never find the best lady, sex and massage service like this in Pattaya. Want to share and recommend to my friends here. The service of Japanese body massage is perfect. The ladies mostly a part-time and not sitting all the time like glass-bowl. I feel really a natural sex by the girls. The best service is 2 ladies only 3300 b. This is new year gift for you. The place is called "Gentlemen Massage" Nort Pattaya, 3rd Rd.

LOL! Sven, nice try. Two posts and both about the same massage place.

AT2

Terry Terrier
01-27-08, 23:58
If there is no punishment or consequences then very soon it will be an everyday occurence. I guess changing your mind about going in a bar should be a crime, especially when touts need some yaba money. I do agree that Estonians were stupid to go back to sort things out though.

Sensible and balanced. Going back for more aggro is daft anywhere in the world. But I've recently read a few posts by expats and long-time visitors that have made my skin crawl slightly. Apparently, blatantly criminal activity by Thai locals is acceptable, but agitatedly naiive behaviour by farang newbies is som nam na. I genuinely hope that those creepy expats and similar don't become victims. And if they are unfortunate enough to be mugged, I hope nobody on this forum tries to transfer the blame for their misfortune onto them.

Erik
01-28-08, 11:41
Two sad news in The Nation yesterday : A asshole farang making a baby to a bar girl and unable to assume his reponsibilities of his acts, and a drunk asshole farang destroying a bar. I wouldn't be surprised to read that it was the same man !


Newly-born baby with broken neck found at Pattaya garbage dumping site
The Nation Sun, 27 Jan 2008 0:56 AM PST
Pattaya - A scavenger found a body of a newly-born baby, who appeared to be a half-Asian, half-western, inside garbage bags Sunday afternoon.The body with broken neck was stuffed in three bags and was found by Ead Kua-suathia, 47, who combed through the site in Tambon Khao Mai Kaew in Bang Lamung district for recyclable garbage for sale.Police said the baby appeared to have died five to ten ...

Finnish man beaten up after damaging Pattaya bars' properties
The Nation Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:11 PM PST
Pattaya, Chon Buri - A Finnish man was beaten up by six or seven Thai men after the tourist, who appeared drunk, destroyed properties of some bars early Sunday.Police said Numela Matti Juhani, 54, was hit by the Thai men until he became unconscious. The attack happened at about 3 amThe Finnish tourist suffered a severe cut on his head apart from bruises all over his body.Witnesses told police ...

Tulip777
01-28-08, 19:05
Sensible and balanced. Going back for more aggro is daft anywhere in the world. But I've recently read a few posts by expats and long-time visitors that have made my skin crawl slightly. Apparently, blatantly criminal activity by Thai locals is acceptable, but agitatedly naiive behaviour by farang newbies is som nam na. I genuinely hope that those creepy expats and similar don't become victims. And if they are unfortunate enough to be mugged, I hope nobody on this forum tries to transfer the blame for their misfortune onto them.

Last year a farang walking with his Thai girlfriend was almost beaten to death after he accidentally splashed some rain water on a group of Thais. Police found them - these guys were food vendors by day. They were forced to go to the hospital to apologize (probably because the victim was a respected member of a community, helping the poor). I wonder if they got any jail time for this. I just don't see any other motives for such behavior, other than hatred. We need to know the exact name of the bar where the Estonians were originally assaulted.

It Travel
01-29-08, 11:48
dear friends,

i just write here for begging some help well before hand, and if any needs in russia ukraine or brasil, i’ll be happy to exchange.

i do not know when, but in some months, unfortunately the hottest, but with a/c i do not care we will mostly saty inside and have fun…

i’ll go with a friend and we have a clear plan, starting from eu on friday and getting back on monday (not the next of course) so we will spend 8 nights in pattaya. i’m use to travel alone in most parts of the world but i’ll need some “help for some special items”. i’ve red carefully everything here but i found contrastating answer.

our plans are very simple: two different hotels 4 nights each in two different environments.
the first, we think, would be a big suite in penthouse (even if i red many bad reports, but the place seem even more kinky than a brothel so…) and a real relaxation in the luxury villa of secrets. at both we hope to find as written the id front desk keeping policy… no **** and no theft!
checked the price we see that we will spend the equivalent of a normal four star hotel with breakfast for one in kiev or moscow (special offer, not rack rate!).

our idea is having girls from different locations the normal go go’s and the establishments of the hotels… but some like four-six every night… (it’s the price of one-two in ee) and we will share them, no real group sex, but threesomes and foursomes, may be if we find the right one even some sandwich, but we are not so much in too that.

my questions are in order mainly to some simple items i did not really understand. i know there is no problem in getting two three girls in the bed but… just some question (i know i’ll ask the mamas an, but i like to know your opinions)…

bbbj with cim of cof, is it so common? they swallow do cum sharing etc… it’s one of my favourite hobbies.

how is anal? wide spread or they just say go to a trans? (i’m interested in anal only with girls of course!)

and photographing, some extra tips or what…

thanks

it

ps i was choosing penthouse too because i would love to see a private lap dance or a podium dance or even a lesbian show, comfortable laying in the bed and looking in the mirror roof a little thai taking care of my best friend…

Dinghy
01-29-08, 17:44
Like others have said - the major problem with Penthouse is the "visitors" - the 6 legged ones (that and the possible musty odor and perhaps a bit of mold.) If you are "OK" with Mockva prices, you will be in HEAVEN in Muangthai. (COST - it's a major reason I stopped going to Russia, although I can't get some of the things I particularly like in Thailand, but take the good with the bad...) Secrets is actually a better hotel, but they don't have the multi-mirrored booms and boom-boom chairs etc. If you stay in the "better rooms" (suites, etc) in Penthouse you might have a better room, but try to stay up on the upper floors if you have an outside room or the noise will prevent a lot of sleep (or take ear plugs)

I T ' S L O U D!! with the bars so close (I can't hear you over the noise WHAT DID YOU SAY??)

<smile> just don't go running up the prices for all of us other "poor" folks. Go-go bars have some very appealing talent, but the starfish "problem" is pervasive. Believe it or not, some better performance can be obtained from BEER BAR ladies. and the strassenlaufern are good on beach depending on time of day

Read the info about riding the BAHT BUSES (covered pick-up trucks) to keep your transport costs to a minimum (10B per ride up to Big C and back - each way)

enjoy your trip - I always do.

Beer 30
01-30-08, 01:29
I found Airfare from buff for 1050 all in or 1270 all in from Toronto so its not that bad I've planned 2 g's US for my time down there (2weeks). Think I can still make it. I also found a nice hotel www.roofgardeninn.com was wondering if there anything like this closer to the walk. Buts its a nice place for the price 700baht a nite.

CCThis is a great place to stay if you don't mind the extra time to get to walking street, etc, about 5 minutes once you get on the baht bus. FYI, this place is (1) girl friendly, bring (2) and there is an extra charge. I stayed there and like being away from the action but still being on the baht bus route.

It Travel
01-30-08, 06:58
Like others have said - the major problem with Penthouse is the "visitors" - the 6 legged ones (that and the possible musty odor and perhaps a bit of mold.) If you are "OK" with Mockva prices, you will be in HEAVEN in Muangthai. (COST - it's a major reason I stopped going to Russia, although I can't get some of the things I particularly like in Thailand, but take the good with the bad...) Secrets is actually a better hotel, but they don't have the multi-mirrored booms and boom-boom chairs etc. If you stay in the "better rooms" (suites, etc) in Penthouse you might have a better room, but try to stay up on the upper floors if you have an outside room or the noise will prevent a lot of sleep (or take ear plugs)

I T ' S L O U D!! with the bars so close (I can't hear you over the noise WHAT DID YOU SAY??)

<smile> just don't go running up the prices for all of us other "poor" folks. Go-go bars have some very appealing talent, but the starfish "problem" is pervasive. Believe it or not, some better performance can be obtained from BEER BAR ladies. and the strassenlaufern are good on beach depending on time of day

Read the info about riding the BAHT BUSES (covered pick-up trucks) to keep your transport costs to a minimum (10B per ride up to Big C and back - each way)

enjoy your trip - I always do.

Thanks I knew these things I'm just looking how it' in...
BBBJ with CIM of COF, is it so common? They swallow do cum sharing etc… it’s one of my favourite hobbies.

How is Anal? Wide spread or they just say go to a trans? (I’m interested in anal only with girls of course!)

And photographing, some extra tips or what… Lesbian or so.... otherwise why getting nine holees in a room when you have one dick?? :D:D
IT

Duniawala
01-30-08, 16:54
Thanks I knew these things I'm just looking how it' in...
BBBJ with CIM of COF, is it so common? They swallow do cum sharing etc… it’s one of my favourite hobbies.

How is Anal? Wide spread or they just say go to a trans? (I’m interested in anal only with girls of course!)

And photographing, some extra tips or what… Lesbian or so.... otherwise why getting nine holees in a room when you have one dick?? :D:D
IT
When you have 2 girls, they will change condoms as they switch. So don't expect cum sharing. They might, however, if you give them loads of money.

Anal, some do but most won't (in my experience).

I have no idea what 'holees' (sic) mean. You should give extra for photo session. But respect their wishes, if they object.

Petemcc
02-01-08, 10:53
you guys who remember my account of my first trip to pattaya about 20 months ago will remember i made a **** of myself. well, this time i made up formit, i think.

this was all posted on another forum, but i've tried to make it understandable for you guys by editing it, anyway, i hope you enjoy it.

where to start?

travelling is always a bastard and those check-in queues and little things that go wrong and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) you off, together with the huge queues at immigration, make you wonder if it's worth while?

anyway, clearing immigration was a piece of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), but what's with the russians and germans? they've taken over bangkok airport i think.

i had booked mr t taxi, and sure enough the driver was there. we travelled in a late model small european type car, which was fine. the driver took me to a small service area about 45 minutes out from the airport where i had breakfast, and then on to pattaya. oh, i had forgotten how completely fucked up and mad road users are here, but we got there in one peace.

we found the rockhouse. i was really surprised on the way in that the whole area was so busy, and alive. it looked as though everything a monger or even tourist could want was in a short stagger.

anyway, i rocked up to the rockhouse where i was met by joy, the daytime cashier. i don't think we got off on a particularly good footing because i didn't realise i had to pay for my stay upfront, plus a deposit, so i had to go and get some cash from the atm, which is a good 2 minutes walk away.

returning, i went to my room, number 3 at the very top of the building. unfortunately it smelt quite fushty, like of stale smoke, but i just wanted to get my head down for a few hours and think about that afterwards. when i threw back the quilt, i realised that it and the sheets had not been changed and smelt of smoke and people, so it was back downstairs to see joy to register my complaint. i think we established that the last guest had only just booked out and the cleaner wouldn't be there until 3pm, so that was sleeping out. so, what do you do when you can't have a kip (well apart from the obvious in pattaya)? yeah, drink, or should i say continue drinking (started before i left home and continued on the plane). so it was me and joy. ting tong joy is what i call her. i've spent 2 days 'with her' during the daytime hours, drinking and buying her drinks, and trying to understand her and the goings on around the place. she is very helpful- offers advice on where to go, got me a sim card and a top-up, and let me sit there and drink [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) and tallk shit. anyway, after about 12 drinks (this is between 1030 and 1430 so i am not an alcoholic) i decided i'd better go for a wander to see what is around the place, and the answer is everything. there's enough bars on the metro alone for a bar crawl, places to eat galore (bob's bbq and grill is next door), and even a gogo (champagne) about 20 metres away.

by the time i returned from my wanderings, around 1600, the girls were showing up, as did the cleaner, or is she a girl and the stand-by cleaner? i think that is it, is it da? i think if she stands in for either a cashier or cleaner. on day 2 i actually joked with her that i could take her lt and she could clean my room when she got up, and i think she agreed, anyway, we'll see. the girls are all cuties, and so is the boy (later).

i am not sure what transpired next, but around about 7pm joy asked me to bf her, but only for st, and it was for a silly amount of money. apparently she wanted to go to a disco afterwards with her friends. don't get me wrong, joy does it for me, ting tong or not, and i have no doubt whatsoever that i will end up bf'g her before i go, but on my terms!

i think that night i had been buying most of the girls a drink, or 2. i seemed to be an easy target, big heart, or just a sucker for a pretty face, whatever, but this continued into day 2 and has to stop. i have 3 beers and end up 700-1000? out of pocket! maybe it's an investment, we'll see.

anyway, i realised that i was missing the curry downstairs, and fortunately by the time i got down there was some left, and bloody good it was too-chicken madras. incidentelly, i had one on day 2 from an indian round the corner (details will be elsewhere) and it was shite, and nowhere near the standard of bigleg's.

i met the owner, alex, and a few other distinguished board members like kolobos, jack burton, casper, bigleg, and lots more, but i was just too pissed to remember.

anyway, joy was all over me like a rash now, but in a way showing her displeasure at me. to be honest though, although joy looks like she could be high maintenance, you'd have to lt her to do her justice.

out of the blue another cutie comes and sits beside me, again names are not my forte. she asked me for a drink, to which i obliged and then asked me to bf her. even in drunk mode, my decision was made in about a nanosecond. i may post pics of joy and her here, but i will ask for approval first from management as this is a relatively unsecure forum-but they are fully clothed pics. so more drinks, and then upstairs with cutie. unfortunately though i was too fucked to perform. the signals that go from your head to your penis got drowned somewhere en route, so although i did my best to do things to cutie (and she didn't like daty), i ended up just cuddling up and going to sleep-which was nice. morning time though, the signal got through and i felt like a man again, but unfortunately after pop no 1, cutie went for a shower and got dressed. i was too fucked to argue, and probably, definitely legally still intoxicated, sio i said whatever, paid her and said goodbye. i returned to bed and dozed for a few hours before starting it all again-day 2 to follow later.

i know there's not much exciting here so far, but maybe just a newbie hint. be careful buying these cute little things drinks, it really does mount up. still, it's forr as good cause.

cheers

wtf? i can't remember much about day 2 apart from drinking with ting tong joy most of the day. i am sure i did more than just that, in fact i know i went somewhere else, i just can't remember!

what i do remember though is getting to shooters. i know that stuff has already been written about that night, but here's my take.

first of all, for a septic, brucemangostein is a top bloke, mind you so is jack burton, and the others i have met. this was a good opportunity to meet other bms especially the ones i had forgotten from the previous day.

shooters has some top women working there, half of whom have some sort of attraction to casper, but each to their own i suppose. to cut a long story short, i decided to bf one of casper's ex conquests, cute thing that she was, but then i was faced with a problem, or not. there was this really fucken filthy looking one, probably only a 5/10, but she kept smiling at me and i kept thinking about screwing her arse off. when i bfd the cute one, she looked so disappointed. i discussed this briefly with the guys around the table, and can i tell you all, ask these guys a question and you'll get the answer you want. i think kolobos suggested i barfine them both, what a stroke of genius, and the rest of the lads agreed. i thought about it for nanoseconds and bfd the slutty one. actually, that's most unfair because she was a really, really nice girl.

so off i went, pleaseed as punch with my choice, to he cherry bar, where there was an australia day do. i met adam (hammer), but to be honest i didn't really enjoy myself there. whether that was because i got there too late or the fact that i was with 2 girls whom i desperately wanted to fuck, is the question.

so, anyway, back to loom, where they double teamed me, big style. the little one sat on my face, and the slutty one jumped on me bareback. wtf? but with a face full of sweet flange i wasn't ereally in a position to object too much-yeah, i know, fucken idiot. at half time they changed and cute girl rubbered me up. basically, i fucked and sucked for as long as i could, with these two girls all over me like a rash-good.

i couldn't sleep much because i kept turning round and groping one of them and getting a raging hard on, but i did get some sleep.

in the morning, or whatever it was, i was using a lubed finger on the cute one and she was in no way objecting, so i boned her, well and truely. later we went or a thai breakfast. i promised cute one that i'd be back for her tonight, because she was a seriously good gfe, but unfortunately that wasn't to happen as day three will reveal.

for the newbies or future visitors- i am conducting an experiment. last time i was here i was a thin hansum man with dyed black hair. now i am a fat, grey hansom man. you know, it doesn't matter a fuck, as day 3 and 4 will reveal-well day 4 is now, only half way through and i bf'd and st'd a 25/10, in tq, and i am going out again. wish me luck

well, day 3 i awoke and took the two bfs for breakfast-thai style, the old soup and chicken and rice. 3 meals and a few soft drinks for 105b, not bad at all. what happened next? oh yeah, it's sunday, i went back to the rh and a few of the bms were there, and the plan was to go for breakfast/lunch. now i know i had only just had breakfast but some time is missing somewhere, and quite a few hundred b, so i assume it went missing in the bottom of chang bottles, probably talking with ting tong joy again.

anyway, we had the sunday carvery at robin's nest, just around the corner. this is a really good place to eat, and i have been there a few times since. the carvery is something like 195b all you can eat for one course, and a few b more for more courses. for about au$8, fantastic value.

then it was back to the rh and i defenitely remember drinking with ting tong, and a few of the other grls who turned up around 1600. now, i had made plans to go to the secrets board meeting at 1800, so after finishing at the rh, i searched out secrets.

first, my take on secrets: it doesn't do it for me at all. it's like a gogo/beer bar hybrid while being neither. i mean it's a nice enough place, brand new, very, very attentive staff, some absolute stunner service girls, but as a first timer it just didn't do much for me.

anyway, the bm was shite. the boardies there were all old guys whom i had never heard off, but fortunately i got talking to a few sepos, who were good lads, and i had about 10 beers with them, before heading to my next port of call, nld1.

this was my first gogo this trip, and the sight of the naked girls on stage was welcoming. very soon i had spotted a cutie and ushered her across for drink. as we drank and i sussed her out, i realised that she was freezing, almost shivering. i asked her if she could put a top on, and she said only when bfd. well, she was a stunner and did it for me, so i thought wtf not and bfd her, 600 bucks i think. i asked if she did lt nd she said yeah, and price was up to me. great!

i should have realised when she insisted on getting m/c taxis rather than the bhat bus that perhaps she was a bit up herself, and sure enough when we got back to loom, she said she would only stay st and wanted 1500. what happened to ' up to you'? well, i wasn't in the mood for an arguement so i showed her the door.

oh dear, poor me, what could i do? easy, walk downstairs and speak to the rh girls. two of the older ones (not particularly good looking from memory, even with beer goggles), latched onto me, so that was it, another double bf. now, the thing about older girls is that they are a hell of a lot better in the sack, and i had a good night. objectively, money better spent on 2x 3/400 bf and 2 x 1000 lt than some gogo. i am rapidly realising that pattaya is chockers with beautiful women. i know some may say why pick a 6/10 when there's plenty of 9's or 10's (look up the apostrophe use there! ), but shagged one stunner, shagged them all. i am ceasing to be amazed at their bodies that i could just stare at all night, and realise that attitude and performance is as important.

so that was day 3. not that eventful really, but i am learning things, and at the end of my trs i will try to provide newbies and the unaware of some useful hints, like bringing decent fucken condoms.

incidentally, a friend of mine in macau supplies proper american durex condoms to hotels in pattaya and he does mail order for virtually nothing. i am just waiting for his permission to post details.

ok, day 4 to follow.

day 4, monday, i had arranged to meet my mate mike, aka wildoates. he promised to take me on a daytime tour of gogos, followed by an evening time one. well, i wasn't disappointed. i mentioned somewhere that we started at tq2 on beech road. now, for the newbies, if you want to spend an afternoon sipping a few coldies in the air con with some stunning girls dancing in front of you, then this is the place to go. i was only there 10 minutes when this girl walked on stage. i said to my mate words to the effect that there isn't anything i wouldn't do to her. she was just absofuckenlutely drop dead gorgeous, to my tastes. now gents we have a problem. on a scale of 0-10, some of these girls are off the scale. i think we need a new scale for those girls who have already reached 10, and have to start on a new scale, where 0 is absolute perfection and 10 is instant brain haemorage and cardiac failure, caused by the raised blood pressure from instantly ejeculating all seminal fluids at once, and the consequent crash of blood pressure from fluid loss, leading to shock, which if the stroke and thromby didn't see you off, it would. now mine was a 5. she was on that part of the scale where she could have quoted 10000b just to eat last night's evening meal from her knickers. fortunately she only wanted 1500 st. yeah ok, i'm not into st, and not into 1500 for st, but it was a possible bargin compared to eating last night's digested noodles.

i discovered tq2 has st rooms out the back, 300 loom, 600 girl, so off i went. because i was relatively sober, i utilised a durex performax, which a friend had supplied me-this is the condom supplier who'se business will be posted tomorrow. if you have a bit of a hair trigger with 5/10's on the gogo scale, these are well worth it, actually they cost fuck all. so i had my 34 seconds of fun. naah, a bit longer than that. anyway she rocked my boat. i asked what time she finished and it wasn't until 2000, but i asked if she did lt. she said she couldn't because her mother was up for a week. whether or not this is true i don't know, maybe, maybe not, but unless she didn't want the cash because i was an old fat fucker, then it must be true. anyway, call me an ldop, or just a man with no change, but she got 2k for her short time. after the deed i probably could have sat with her all day, groping her and just holding her, but it was getting too frustrating. my dick was like concrete and i was worried that i would have to bf her gain just to get of it. having said that, there were plenty more stunners there on the gogo scale above 3-4.

so, we left, and my mate dropped me back at the rh where i had a few more drinks and he dropped his bike home and got the bb down.

when he came back we hit kiss, an open air eatery on second road, opposite mike's mall. it's just round the corner from the rh. i've eaten there a few times, good, cheap food, thai and the rest. now, it was still early for the gogos, so we hit shooters so i could see if i could hook up with cute girl from whatever fucken night it was. i couldn't find her, but the other one, the one who looked like a **** was there and was all over me like shingles. in hindsight, she was not a great looking girl, and probably got fuck all barfines, which is why she fucked my brains out, but she was a nice human being, so wtf, i bought her a good few drinks. i noticed this real cutie, and she came across to sit with me. she spoke fuck all english, but her skin was just so soft it was like silk. being the kind of guy i am and what i do, i checked out the rest of her body. she had the nicest little arse i had felt all trip, and that's saying much, nice little tits (don't they all), but her palms were shocking, like she's been mixing lime with them, and she had a few scars on her left forearm. they looked to me like self harm marks at first, but with my limited thai, and her limited english, and a bit of help, we established they were from an accident. still not convinced, but whatever, she did nothing tyo indicate she was ting tong.

unfortunately we had to leave to hit the gogos. we went to catz, anglewitch, and another new one, which has been spoken about on the forums, but i can't remember its name. all 3 producd the goods, though anglewitch is fucken expensive. in the other two, i had my fingers up some cute girl's cludgie, which was nice.

in all honesty i could have bfd all but one of the gogos who sat with me, and the last one from anglewitch, although not my type looks wise and therefore not bfable, was a sweet girl with good english, however i had spent a small fortune that day and wanted cutie from shooters. my mate though bfd this gorgeous little thing-lucky bastard. so back to shooters, i walked in and pointed to her and told her she was barfined. she looked at me like wtf, and i said i drink with you today. she looked vague but agreed. then as she came across to me she said ' what about her? ' then a girl turned her head around. wtf, it was the wrong one, her sister as it turned out. wtf again, they both came with me. they agreed that they would be ok together. so, back to rh, drinks, and to loom. sister (mistake one) decided she didn't want to do it, but she didn't want to leave big sister (yeah older) who didn't speak english, as she was scared and started crying. i assured her i would take care of sista, so younger sista fucked off. i actually gave her a few hundred b (soft ****).

anyway, sista was good. inexperienced, and a little scared, but uncle ds took care of her. we had brekkie the following morning and i gave her the mc fare home. nice girl.

so endeth day 4, day 5, the darkside crawl to follow.

cheers

ds

well, my day 5 was also the same day as the darkside crawl. the darkside of pattaya, as it is called is the area on the on the other side of sukhumvit, where many ex-pats live. it has a number of good little bars and 20 odd of us went on a tour round there. a highlight was the black pearl 2 where we all chipped in 100 baht for the girls to skinny dip in the swimming pool. another brave crawler and i joined them for a bit of good clean fun!

we did a a few bars, including the butterfly bar, which i think is by the siam country club. they have st rooms there for 300 including the bf, so i utilised it!

another good pub is dao's bar and cafe. some very, very pretty girls there. we finished off at noi's bar, owned by one of the members. we had started off there and this cutie called bia was all over me when i came in, so when we went back there for a curry and more drinks, the first thing i did was bf her.

unfortuntely when i got her back, the cutie fell into an instant sleep, snoring and the works, so in the morning she had to be punished, and she took it lake a seasoned pro!

anyway, day 6.

well, it started too early! i'd just managed to wake bia up from her deep slumber and i porked her twice. i knew that she had to start work at 1500, so when i looked at my watch and it showed 1340, i thought i'd better tell her. after she fucked off i went for breakfast at robin's nest, well, not breakfast, lunch, i thought, then back to the rh. i sat outside with ting tong again and after about 5 beers i decided to go and sit by the rh computer to check out pl. it was then i looked at the clock. wtf 1320! i realised then that my watch had dual times on it and i had been referring to darwin time, 2. 5 hours ahead, oops, poor bia could have had another 1000zzzzs.

anyway, with sfa else to do, i got torn into the beers at the rh. when the girls turned up, i put it to dah that she was for tonight, o for the next night and ting tong for my last night of fun. it was then that dah told me she only does st. wtf? she said she already explained that she can't sleep. mmmmm let me see, unless the bia disease is catching, they're not being paid to sleep, or is it just me? anyway, that's her off my xmas card list.

well i continued drinking and buying lds, and decided that i needed a change of scenery, where better that that shite pub kolobos runs. the m/c taxi from the metro to there was a negotiated 60 b, which is fair enough.

when i got there, the man himself was there with a few of the other guys from the previous day, and some others. it was a good social get together with plenty of bell ringing. bia smiled at me quite often, as did her sister best, but over in the far corner, sitting by herself, i saw this sweet young thing. i beckoned her over. she was wearing a very mini skirt and sexy top. her thighs looked a bit chunky, but that was comparing them with other thai girls, most of whom are pretty skinny, and she obviously had youth on her side.

i'll not bore you with details, but here is a summary:

she was really shy and over the hour or so i sat with her, she gave away very little. i remarked to kolobos that i had picked another dud, and he reminded me of the old addage about the timid ones going off. anyway, pawn i think her name was, and i was later to establish that she was fresh off the issan bus last week (no mobile phone yet! ). i treated her gently and nicely, tried to ehgage conversation, and gave her a few pecks and cuddles. kolobos gave me a t-shirt advertising some shite bar, and because she was freezing, i gave it to her to put on. what a nice guy i am.

anyway, by the end of the night she was french kissing me, and very good she was too. i had a feeling this was going to be a goodie, so bf, and back to the rh.

now it isn't my style to talk about avery thrust and orgasm, and i won't do that, but i can tell you that pawn was sensational. i was pretty knackered, and after the shower and photos, including topless, we headed to bed. i actually didn't mind if we were to have a sleep, but this 21 year old horn bag had different ideas. wow, i thought, i'll just pop a kamagra gel and see how we go, well we fucken went. i'm not particularly into bjs, but i was using those durex performax, because they were a better fit, and on my second pronging i was finding it hard to cum. so she wips off the condom, and does a pretty good (i think) bbbjcim-nic girl.

cut to the morning, another 3 x session with this cutie. she kept saying her skin was chocolate and mine was white, and didn't understand why i was gazing at her in awe, touching and feeling her and kissing. she didn't get the concept that falang love lbfms. she was a real gfe, and it was hard finishing with her, especially when she told me about it being her seventh day in a bar, i was her first falang, and she didn't like working in a bar, mostly because some falang are ting tong. i did feel really sorry for her, as i do think she is one of those genuine ones. surprisingly, she can read english, but can talk fewer words than i can thai, so what else can a cute-she's not really what you'd call pretty, maybe a solid 5, issan girl who doesn't speak english do?

i have to say lads, and don't call me a ldop-well, you can't because this is flame free, but i explained to her that bg gets 1k lt. i gave her 2k, because to be honest, she was fucken outstanding, and was passionately kissing me all morning. i took her for brunch and bunged her the m/c fare as well and she asked me to come and see her tonight, but i don't know if that is a good idea. i'll try and post her pic here so you guys will know her.

today's report will be a bit different because i'm not going to go through the mundane of my daily life, but in the evening i went to the buffalo bar with wildoates. there were quite a few decent women there, but personally, for my taste, nothing special. wildoates knew the mamasan sandy, who tried to pair me up with a 2 girls. they were nice enough, but didn't do much for me, although the second one seemed nice. anyway, this little **** dancer comes along. way under 5 feet tall, little slutty denim shorts and a little top, and she danced round the pole like she could extract blood from a stone. she was obviously fairly up herself, and ting tong as fuck, but she looked like she may be an awesome fuck-wrong!

because she was a dancer, i had to wait until after 2230 to bf her for only 500 baht! i negotiated with her for lt nad was assured that the 2k she wanted was standard for coyote-type dancers. i felt a bit of a **** because the second girl who had been palmed off on me, although not a looker, seemed really nice, a taller girl, built like a falang, but with no extra padding. anyway little ****, puy i think her name was (you'll recognise her right away at buffalo from my description), comes back to the rh with me, drinkie, and up to loom. i don't normally go through my sexual exploits, but i think as a warning to others about this ****, i should.

loom, shower, then she hungry. wtf? she could have said that before. delaying tactic? anyway, i had a bowl noodle which i gave her and she seemed to enjoy. then it came down to bedroom antics. she had a perfectly proportioned small body, and as you would expect from a dancer, she was tight all over.

as we lay down and i tried to do the exploring thing, she grabbed my dick and started jerking me off. over the next few minutes i had to continually pull her hand away, telling her i wasn't after a wank, i could do that myself, better. i said dick is for mouth or pussy. she said ok mouth. (warning signals- wanking and offering bbbj rather than penetration? ). she started the bbbj. now i am not a particular fan of bjs, to me a ****, even through a condom, feels better. anyway, she wasn't that good, so i gave her some daty and told her i'd show her how to do it properly. she said i couldn't make her come, it would take too long, whatever, so i grabbed a condom, turned her round and stuck it in doggy. now, i'm not a rough bastard, and my dick is probably on the lower side of medium, but she started moaning like fuck that it hurt, i was too big. i told her my dick wasn't, and she said it was for her. now, i know a fair bit about vaginas, and it wasn't like i was bagning of her cervix or anything, she was dilated and things fitted well.

i turned her onto her front so it wouldn't be as deep, just to show i wanted to help, but still she moaned. ah well, fuck that, i was going to finish. i then made her sit on top of me, hoping that she could control the depth that way- you see, i care, a bit.

anyway, just before i shot, she seemed to orgasm. i couldn't tell if it was real or fake, but i'm really not in any event. it was clear this was already a big waste of money and a bad idea. i pop, she puts towel around herself and stands in front of the mirror, looking at her eye make up. the following conversation takes place.

her: you hab alarm clock
me: yeah, why?
her: you set for 5, i go at 6
me: why, we agreed to longtime
her: that is long time
me: it fucken isn't
her: i have to go to school at 8
me: well you should have thought of that before you said go long time
her: i always leave at 6 in buffalo bar longtime
me: that's isn't the rule, don't take me for an idiot, i've been around long enough to know
her: how long is long time then
me: until at least 9, you know that, and you knew when you said long time it wouldn't be 6, rules in pattaya are longer than that.
( she was getting decidedly stroppy now)
her: so what you want me to do, fuck you all night?
me: i'm not paying you to fucken sleep. you play in bar like you like to fuck men, all you want to do is wank them off, not even fuck. this is like a business transaction, understand, you are breaking the contract.
her: ok, maybe my fault, i no tell you i hab to go at 6
me: yeah, your fault, if i'd wanted short time i'd have asked for it. that other girl, i could have had her long time, she was a nice girl, she loses out because of you.
her: you go back to buffalo then and take her, you want me to go?
me: no point in you staying is there, your attitude stinks, you don't want to fuck.
her: ok then you give me 1500 short time and i go
me: fuck off, 20 minutes you want 1500, no way
her: ok, you give me half long time, i leave, and you go tell bar.
me: ok, take 1000 and go.

so she does, and she storms off, well fuck her- one to watch. if i get around to going to the bar again i will tell mamasan, but it's my last night and frankly couldn't be asrsed venturing out, waiting for mamasan and telling her. if i had a few more days here i would though.

so what is a man at the rh to do with no girl at his side? a no brainer really, go downstairs. now, o was there. i had promised to bar fine her for the past 3 nights and always found someone else, even tonight when i had promised her earlier. i felt like a twat, but she had a fair few drinks out of me, and accepted it. i mean, it's not as if she actually wanted to fuck me, i know that, i look at myself inn the mirror often enough. i know it's just the bf and the cash. well she is still there. i don't understand why she doesn't get bfd more often, she is relatively tall, slim, 21, pretty- not on the stunner scale, but the type of girl you would take anywhere with you and feel fucken proud, and she is nice to boot. she also has an exquisite arse.

i spent some time and some lds with her and little nok from my first night. i know i gave her a bad rating, but now i realise the wee thing is only 18 and her family basically told her to go and be a bar girl because they have no money, that maybe i was a bit harsh. if what she told me is true, it's fucken wrong, that sort of thing should be an individual's choice.

anyway, barfined o, and she was pleased as fuck. it was about 2330 when we started drinking there and then about 0130, someone rang the bell. this was to happen a few more times, i think island billy being responsible for a few times. well, come 3 am i was too stuffed to drink anymore, so we went loom.

now, i seem to have a bad cough, probably as a result of you smokers. back home i avoid smoke totally, my body being a temple and all that. i already told o that i wasn't interested in boom boom right away, just cuddle and sleep, boom boom morning, so the usual routine, shower etc, take her towel off, explore her lovely body, etc. btw, the skin on her face is like a baby's, so smooth.

she's cuddling me when suddenly i start a massive coughing fit, one of thhose where you cough so hard you have to be sick, so i rushed to the toilet and threw up a small amount of liquid-just my stomach's cursory attempt at vomiting. it knows beer is too important to regurgitate. o comes into the bathroom with me doubled over the shitter and comforts me, bringing me a glass of water.

back to bed, more cuddles, but i feel restless and my stomach is now very acidy, so i let her turn round and sleep without me fidgiting.

morning time we do the biz. she seemed to either love or hate daty because she was squirming all over and was really wet, so condom on, and a nice tight sensual fuck.

just after that she got showered and dressed. i asked her why she go, she said i need some sleep as i am sick, and right enough i had a bit of a temperature. must be coming down with something, so she left at 9.

some may ask, what's the difference between the coyote leaving early and her? well, for me, 9 is an ok time, even though she probably would have spent less time with me. i know if i had insisted that she stayed that she would have, but what was the point, i was going to sleep and she probably didn't want to, with a hot, sweaty man who coughs every 30 seconds. but also attitude. she cared, and finally, she said she come back loom tonight! now what that means i do not know, does she expect a bf again?

it's going to be a big night, and i suspect any bf will just experience a fat, snoring whale, so we'll see.

i think ting tong joy is going to bangkok with me tomorrow. i think she has negotiated with the real boss for a 2 day bf, we'll see.

anyway peeps, it's my last night in pattaya tonight. i have blown my budget big style, which i'll have to hide from the missus for the next few weeks of the holiday, but i've had a fucken ball, with only a few downs, notably, not from beer bars!

advice to newbies. gogos and coyotes are eye candy, but not really worth the money. i have only visited a few beer bars but there are many thousands with many very, very pretty girls. the best all round experiences i have had this trip have been with bar garls. good attitude, nice girls, couldn't ask for a lot more.

i may report on my last night from singapore on sunday, as hopefully tomorrow in bangkok i'll be giving ting tong a lesson in attitude evaluation! no seriously, i hope to have a good time with her.

pics to follow in next few days.

petemcc

Andy1974
02-01-08, 15:24
Petemcc, very possibly the funniest report i have ever read, hope you and ting tong joy have fun in BKK.

ThaiLearner
02-01-08, 16:59
Good read.

Can you tell me where Shooters is?

Name rings a bell but cannot think of where it is.

Deejay3
02-01-08, 17:19
Wow What a report! Funny or what?

Tazzy Devil
02-02-08, 06:37
Good read.

Can you tell me where Shooters is?

Name rings a bell but cannot think of where it is.

Was "Lennies" situated in Soi Diamond off Walking Street,
has a realy good range of local & imported beers

Monopoly
02-03-08, 00:48
Gentlemen,

Can you give me any idea what the rain situation is usually like say at mid to late May? Is that a time of the year it usually rains all day hard or just a passing quick shower? Do the sois usually get flooded at that time of year?

Thanks

Giotto
02-03-08, 07:12
...
3)Only read posts by Giotto and his pals.Terry Terrier,

LOL. Peace!

Petemcc's report is an excellent and funny read - and if you had not linked it to the reports of distinction I had done that today :).

Petemcc, thanks, great report!


Giotto

Petemcc
02-03-08, 07:32
Lemon, good advice:
1) Improve your English.
2)Improve your colloquial English.
3)Only read posts by Giotto and his pals.

I agree!
Fuck is a remarkable word. There was actually an article in New Scientist last month about swearing and how useful it is etc, and one thing it posted out was the word fuck being used to create new words, like infuckingcredible!

Sorry mate if my writing style is hard to understand, but it's the way I do it.
I do however hope you got something from it.
Cheers
Pete

Lemon Tree
02-03-08, 08:35
Well, it seems to be hard for me to improve my colloquial English. The only one, who could do it, is already dead since 1994.
Herr Heinrich Karl Bukowski, for “ fucking intellectual English readers “ better known as Mr. Charles Bukowski wrote nearly in the same style. Nearly.
So who could teach me? The author of the report? Hard to believe that. If I internalise his drinking habits, I would have forgotten the next day, what “fucken words” he taught me.
Or otherwise I confound all the things, drink that kamagra gel out of the decent fucken American Durex Performax condoms, get a stiff neck and wonder the next day, that this fucked my brain out and I understood only ting tong.
Well, Mr. Petemcc, to each his own.
I only wrote, that it was hard for me to understand this text. And I hope I can survive, if I don’t try to improve my colloquial English.
But of course I will read your interesting reports in the future again. Hope it will become easier and better for me every time.

All the best for you

Lemon Tree

It Travel
02-03-08, 09:21
When you have 2 girls, they will change condoms as they switch. So don't expect cum sharing. They might, however, if you give them loads of money.

Anal, some do but most won't (in my experience).

I have no idea what 'holees' (sic) mean. You should give extra for photo session. But respect their wishes, if they object.

So I think that I have to ask clearly the mamasan for what I want... At least BBBJ and CIM or COF....

Sorry I wrote wrong I was meaning nine holes... three girls = nine holes! I have to "travel" some before deciding where to cum! (usualli in mouth, because it's withouth condom! I hate to cum in condoms!)...

IT

It Travel
02-03-08, 09:29
I have never had two girls in Thailand at the same time so I can't speak on cum sharing. As far as pros, I have never had a problem with BBBJ or COF. Never tried CIM. Any time I have asked a pro about anal they always tell me to go get lady boy for that. I have also never done anal with a Thai non-pro. I have never been asked for an extra tip for fotos...and the non-pros that I know don't mind as well!

On ground I'm an anal enthusuast and an enthusuast of having several girls... I think I'll have to firnd (as written) the right mamasan!

the pity is that LBFM are perfect bodied fore heavy anal fucking... with a small group COF...

I'm tinhinking on three girls on ground I want to see a real nice and heavy lesbian action on a bed, naturally I'll get rock hard and I nide a cutie who "speaks" to my best friend while I'm so excited...

IT

It Travel
02-03-08, 09:36
Like others have said - the major problem with Penthouse is the "visitors" - the 6 legged ones (that and the possible musty odor and perhaps a bit of mold.) If you are "OK" with Mockva prices, you will be in HEAVEN in Muangthai. (COST - it's a major reason I stopped going to Russia, although I can't get some of the things I particularly like in Thailand, but take the good with the bad...) Secrets is actually a better hotel, but they don't have the multi-mirrored booms and boom-boom chairs etc. If you stay in the "better rooms" (suites, etc) in Penthouse you might have a better room, but try to stay up on the upper floors if you have an outside room or the noise will prevent a lot of sleep (or take ear plugs)

I T ' S L O U D!! with the bars so close (I can't hear you over the noise WHAT DID YOU SAY??)

<smile> just don't go running up the prices for all of us other "poor" folks. Go-go bars have some very appealing talent, but the starfish "problem" is pervasive. Believe it or not, some better performance can be obtained from BEER BAR ladies. and the strassenlaufern are good on beach depending on time of day

Read the info about riding the BAHT BUSES (covered pick-up trucks) to keep your transport costs to a minimum (10B per ride up to Big C and back - each way)

enjoy your trip - I always do.

I understand your Russia problem, so I switched over to Kiev... generally 50% less and I still found thos white teen blondinkas i love! :D

Coming to LBFM (little Brown Fucking Machines), whats really LT... most of my fucking is done (with my blondinkas) between 7 and 12 am... so??

I feel that anal si not so wide spread and a nice anal fuck ending with a good BBBJ + CIM or COF is still the best sex i know! I think I have to contact mamasan for avaliable ladies...?

IT


PS I red in some correspondence or somewhere there is a bar where the girls soing anal are on a side the "normal" ones on another... is it still true?

Richo Stevens
02-03-08, 20:29
Cheers mate, PeteYap, must say; it was fucking great - in all aspects :-)

Nortelx
02-03-08, 23:14
Lemon Tree,

For what it is worth I am a native English speaker and even I had some trouble stumbling over a few of Petemcc's prose. Aussie "English" is like that sometimes.

Don't let it bother you.

Petemcc,

I enjoyed your report even with the LB part. Everybody has their thing and it was all part of your trip. Honest reporting to say the least.

Petemcc
02-04-08, 05:59
Sorry chaps. Having read my report I can see it was full of typos and there are a few omissions, and as it was written for a different forum, it may seem a bit confusing, so sorry for those who found it hard going.
Pete

Fast Eddie 48
02-04-08, 07:55
Gentlemen,

Can you give me any idea what the rain situation is usually like say at mid to late May? Is that a time of the year it usually rains all day hard or just a passing quick shower? Do the sois usually get flooded at that time of year?

ThanksMono,

May is not the wettest month I was in bangkok in mid may last yr for a week ,it only rain 2 days at night but it was hot during the day july to oct is the wettest month , may is a slow month with cheap hotel rate and many girl to pick from the bar .

Fast eddie 48

Montrealer2
02-04-08, 12:52
Hi Gentlemen,

I will be travelling to LOS for the 1st time. I am staying 4 weeks, travelling everywhere.

I will spend some time in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Some of my questions may sound silly...

1) GENERAL QUESTION: where can one find the hottest & best-looking working Thai girls at reasonable prices? BKK, Pattaya, Samui or Phuket?

2. GENERAL QUESTION: where is the best places to get these girls? go-go bars, massage parlors or freelancers on the street? (could you name some actual places and locations that are sure-shots)

3. SPECIFIC QUESTIONS: would you mind telling me which are your top 5 hotels to stay at in terms of price, comfort and girl-friendliness?; where even the staff is available for ST/LT...? (for Pattaya, Phuket and BKK)

I am just trying to get myself veered in the right direction. I want to be as efficient as possible.

Also, I have a fetish for nylons, pantyhose and uniforms (schoolgirl, air stewardess, nurse, maid, etc...). I am aware that there are supposedly bars that cater to these types of places. Would you know of any in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket?

Thank you so much, and I await your answers with impatience.

M2

That Asshole
02-05-08, 06:08
Pattaya 2008 - Confidential! (for sex-tourist only)

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Contents of this report:

- Travel from Khorat
- Pattaya gogobars
- Pattaya soapie
- general
- Pattaya "aids" business

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1. Bus from Khorat

VIP Buses from Khorat's new bus station to Pattaya run at 10.30, 12, 12.30. Five hours trip, 310B. Arriving at 11.30 bought the ticket first then went to eat something. Giving it sufficient time, returned at 10 past 12, just to see one bus pulling out. I figured it's the 12 o'clock one. But asked the attendant anyway. He got excited and says it's actually my bus, the 12.30 service. Once full, the bus leaves. I waved my ticket, asking so where is my seat? They stopped the bus, moved one kid to sit in grandma's lap and I got the seat. The kid was like a monkey, trying to jump all over the place during most of the trip.

Huge head, like a watermelon, kind of retarded face. Drooling saliva and sometimes vomiting. When not jumping then taking half of my seat. That 5 hours passed very slowly this time. But the 2 movies they screened were okay. This bus arrives in Pattaya at Chalermprakiat street, near Pattaya Klang.

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2. Pattaya - first day

*** Sausage-show ***

People watching is totally great! Huge fun and entertaining. Like a big monkey show all day. But this is a pathetic town, not quite as rotten as Bangkok but still comes second worst in Thailand. Sex-wise too. About as hard to get laid as in Afganistan. Because of the religion of course. The official religion of Pattaya is "Woman-Worship". Who ever does not comply is in trouble and does not fuck easily. Luckily I did bring Rubber Ruby my "pinkey artificial rubber vagina" and had some great sessions in the toilets of gogo bars after the naked dancing shows. The fuck was free as I actually own this vagina. I bought it for 30 Euros in Amsterdam 5 years ago. If you want free root, this is recommended.

The first day I wandered around but could not sex any woman. Totally hopeless. But the sex-shows were quite good as mentioned. Lots of spa and bath-tub foam, shower shows, pussy eating, beer-bottle fucking, like it was in Bangkok 10 years ago. First time in my life I actually saw a real "sausage show"! Everyone should see one! Shame that the girl doing it was very ugly.

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*** Jewellery show ***

In one night I kissed with 2 naked women (20&22yo). Quite good looking too. One had small tits and the other one big. Tipped them 20B each (60cents) each. I nearly paid barfine for one. But luckily thought about it first: 600B bar, 1500girl ST, 400 room, 200 drinks. Total 2700B ($80). The women were okay but the amount not sexy at all. So I quickly left. But had a good grope of their tits first. Great firm flesh. Not stinky at all.

I tried soi Yoksad (soi6) the short-time street too. Old woman walking around, trying to sell cheap jewellery. I bought one for a hooker girl for 30B. She says "thankyoo". We go inside bar. Then I say "Me nowanna drink but only wanna fuck". She says: 1000B. I tried to reason that usually the price is 500B around here but no avail. Plus I have good heart because bought that rotten plastic earring for her already. No use, no discount. She no good heart, I could feel. So I left and cried. How evil they can be to poor, retarded, disadvantaged farang.

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*** Dog show ***

Tried another at the beach. Everything is back to normal, lots of hookers all the way. This quite pretty one was feeding a dog. I said "How nice dog. Wanna root?" She asks the dog "wanna root?". I say not the dog but her. She says she not wanna. So I walked on and sobbed in my tissues again. How rude them hookers around here.

At all the beerbars on soi 7 and 8 only the uglies enquired "where you come from?" All beauties pulled away. One said to the others: "Look the idiot is here again. The one that wanked at the bar last time. Let's run!" They all laughed and I just wept, huge teardrops pouring down my hairy belly. Yes, people here are evil and discriminating against us. I will leave this town.

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3./ Pattaya - second day

As last resort, I tried the well proven Ab Op Nuod (Soapie), in North Pattaya. (If you want to know more about "Ab Op Nuod" there is a detailed description at Bangkok/Massage Parlors, posted Jan9, 2008. It tells all about the service and details.)

*** Hot chillie show ***

The had lots of young beauties indeed. I choose a real young and hot looking one, just 19 or 20 years. Possibly youngest in whole Pattaya nowadays. My girl vearing some simple blue dress, very friendly and smiley. Braces on teeth like a schoolgirl. Very sexy, good smelling, fresh and keen to serve. The usual soapie treatment, except that I still had the broken dick (as explained in Laos posting). She wondered how we gonna do the bathing. No problems, I poured the remains of the Som Tam papaya salad in the garbage, pulling the plastic bag over my broken willy. Fastening with a rubber band. He was happily floating on the water's surface while we playing with the young cat in the bath tube. Because of the dick she did not do the body-rub this time so we just moved on to the large bed. Me experiencing some strange sensation.

*** Pleasure and pain show ***

Occuring to me that maybe should have washed out that bag properly. As the salad was a rather spicey variety, about 6 or 7 chillies in it. Ouch, ouch, I was running back to the water, attempting to cool it down. Rather hopelessly. I was in pain while she sucking my tool through the rubber. But there is a very fine line between pleasure and pain so in fact my poor spiced sausage got extremely aroused and ready for some real action. The fuck that followed was totally awesome from my side, with 6 chilly power level. She screamed rather authentically but I could sense the theatrical play. Nevertheless the girl was extremely fresh, pretty, slim and beautiful. Compared to the gogobar prices (as above) she was a real bargain for 1600B ($50).

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Pattaya last day

*** The "aids" show ***

Tried to quickly get out of this evil town. Sex is difficult here and they don't respect people. Ready packed to go when some farang men said that they were raising funds for the Pattaya "aids-orphan" children. Do I want to contribute. I know these people and know that they are genuine, they send the monies where it is supposed to go. But still, there is no "aids". It is a commercial hoax and nothing else.

*** The "do-good" show ***

So, I enquired to them : excuse me but what is this about the "aids-orphans"? They could not explain. Just kept repeating: "you know, aids kills, blablabla". So, I of course did not give. It would just go to the doctors and poison "medicines" anyway. I my humble opinion this world is seriously fucked. No-one knows nothing. But believes everything they hear. "Aids" is the business of the charitable people too. They want to have it so they can do "good". That's why it won't go away. Everyone wants it. Some want the money. Others want the "good feeling". It is a perfect business, pleasing everyone. Only those "aids-orphans" are poor, the do-gooders and doctors killing them with medical poisons for the sake of "love", of course.

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End Pattaya 2008 / Part one

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DanTheMan
02-06-08, 01:04
are there any live shows to be seen in Pattaya and where can i ind them. Are they held in gogo's or what?

Thanks

Veterano
02-07-08, 01:42
You could check out my top floor room at the Marriott Resort!

Firedsup
02-07-08, 03:50
Fellas I have read the reports, and have added in the TJ section, some help would be appreciated of the do's and don't's of ATMS and banking if your staying for a month or do not bother with the banks because your ATM from the states will be accepted.

Or is there an easier way of getting to your money. I here some of the exchange rates are pretty good. I am about to set up my first trip any and all help would be greatly appreciated.

Happy Hunting

Blunderer
02-07-08, 22:49
Fellas I have read the reports, and have added in the TJ section, some help would be appreciated of the do's and don't's of ATMS and banking if your staying for a month or do not bother with the banks because your ATM from the states will be accepted.

Or is there an easier way of getting to your money. I here some of the exchange rates are pretty good. I am about to set up my first trip any and all help would be greatly appreciated.

Happy Hunting


I survive pretty much exclusively on the ATM, but usually keep a stash of dollars/pounds/euros in case the network goes down or something - never had to dip into said cash though.

I usually pull cash out in 10k bundles, and I read a great idea the other day about how to make sure the banks don't double charge you for the same transaction (just in case). Pull out 10k the first time, then 10k + 100 baht the second time, then +200 baht the third time and it'll be obvious on your statement if something is amiss.

Apart from that, you are pretty safe using the ATM day or night - but, obviously use your judgement. Pattaya will be a lot safer than TJ, and, for the visitor at least, the chances of being violently robbed are orders of magnitude lower than they are likely to be back wherever you come from (US/Europe etc).

I tend to keep 1000s in one pocket, and the rest in another. The thousands pocket is then area verboten if you are in an area with wandering hands....

LittleBigMan
02-07-08, 22:53
Firedsup,

I do everything through the ATM'S, but I usually will have around $500.00 USD, in cash with me just for insurance. This is strictly for when I return home to the U.S. and stopovers at other countries airport. I use a Debit/Credit card to withdraw money from my checking account and a backup Credit Card that links me also to my Checking in case I lose the Debit card. Each card has different Pin numbers. I also carry another Credit Card outside of my main bank.

I mainly use Bangkok Bank and Siam Commercial ATM'S, I believe they are Blue and Yellow and are located usually in the shopping centers like Big C, but are also located outside most 7/11'S. I trust them because they usually are well stock with cash and always have paper receipts! Exchange rates are good and remember most like be charged a conversion percentage. For example if you take 10,000 baht from a ATM, in USD it will show on your statement now $304.00 and your bank will charge you $3.04 for the conversion! Remember also if you bank is in the U.S. like mines I can take around 17,000 baht which is around $500.00 within a 24 hr period. The exchange rate being near 33 to 1?

Enjoy, hope that helps. LBM

DanTheMan
02-08-08, 01:01
Thanks for that. What time do you want me to arrive :-)

Mr_Hoffy
02-08-08, 12:39
In the USA, CC and ATM are fairly close in the sense the only difference is really what type of rewards or cash back on ATM fee they may charge on the purchase side. On the finance side is really the credit limit and APR.

When you use your ATM or Credit card internationally there is vastly different treatment among cards. For instance on the credit card side I only use Captial One VISA card because there is zero foreign exchange fees added. I think Wells Fargo adds 5 percent to foreign exchange. Most CC like the onces from Chase bank will add 2 percent. On the ATM card I use various E*TRADE financial card because there is never any ATM fees and no extra 1 percent fee added.

Also I have at least two ATM cards associated with different accounts. One I carry with me and the other is back in the room safe as back-up in case I loose it or it's stolen or stops working because the VISA fraud people think something gone wrong. Having two ATMs is less risky than transporting cash around. If you are traveling to Thailand phone your bank to tell them that withdrawals from Thailand are expected.


Firedsup,

For example if you take 10,000 baht from a ATM, in USD it will show on your statement now $304.00 and your bank will charge you $3.04 for the conversion! Remember also if you bank is in the U.S. like mines I can take around 17,000 baht which is around $500.00 within a 24 hr period. The exchange rate being near 33 to 1?

Enjoy, hope that helps. LBM

LittleBigMan
02-08-08, 21:43
Mr. Hoffy,

I had a Capital One Visa, a little over a year ago and closed it because they the CC, interest was too high. The one time I used it they didn't say anything about the coversion but they called it something else, but it was nearly 5% for the usage. Account Closed!

My backup is Chase Bank Visa, 6.9%, never have used this account! Just a back up!

There is a Checking Account being offered with Charles Schwab, right now 4 % interest with no balance requirement. A friend that just retired from them told me about it that she heard from her co-worker it didn't charge you for ATM fee's domestic or internation. Hard to believe right. She just came back from a vacation in Asia. She got a Conversion charge from the ATM! but you can use any ATM, domestic Free!

I'm going to check on Capital One again. LBM

Richo Stevens
02-09-08, 08:06
Huh, you guys need to switch banks. I've got two credit cards Visa and Mastercard, can use in any ATM - no cost at all. I also got two debit cards, no cost either - and 75 days free credit. Most European banks offer this.

Canadian Cowboy
02-09-08, 21:08
What is the going rate in Pattaya now for girls?

CC

Mr_Hoffy
02-10-08, 06:11
I am not using the CCs to carry a credit balance. Since Capital One advertises so much on TV their rates on outstanding balances must be fairly high. I only use the Capital One card for foreign purchases when I have to. I never carry a balance. The ATM cards I use never charge a fee and the exchange rate is very close the interbank rate. In Thailand the ATM rate was better than the best cash exchange rate that I could find. In Europe the ATM rate is very close to interbank rate and I've never found a rate even close to the ATM exchange rate. In the past 4 years, I've never converted cash from USD to Euros at a bank or exchange booth.

The last time I used a Chase card I figured I was charged at least a 2 percent exchange fee. That was in Bangkok where I put my Capital One card in my rollway and the bell hop had already taken it to the room. The front desk wanted me to pay for the room upfront so I just gave them my Chase bank card. The cost was around 2500 Bhat and I wasn't there to make a fuss.

The one scam people should be aware is that local travel agents in Thailand will attempt to convert the local currency in Bhat to USD at their poor exchange rate and bill the cost in USD. Always insist that the reservation to be billed in Bhat to you US based credit card.

I just used a Max-rate checking ATM card from E*TRADE that pays 3.3% >$5k with no ATM fee on two different ATMs I used in Europe. They say the charge a conversion fee of 1 percent but I can hardly tell.


Mr. Hoffy,

I had a Capital One Visa, a little over a year ago and closed it because they the CC, interest was too high. The one time I used it they didn't say anything about the coversion but they called it something else, but it was nearly 5% for the usage. Account Closed!

My backup is Chase Bank Visa, 6.9%, never have used this account! Just a back up!

Bayareapundit
02-10-08, 06:24
I was supposed to be in Pattaya this week but have had to postpone my trip. My main concern is racism towards Indians. – I am a British born Indian and pretty well of. My mate came back from Salvador Brazil and told me the women love colored ppl. I was about to book flights to Brazil and came across Pattaya which sounds a lot better but is the racisim really that bad? What are the work arounds? What bars allow Indians? Now planning to go in jan / febLet me take this opportunity to make it clear for once and for all that Thailand (I mean the whole nation, not just Pattaya) is a 200% NO for people from India, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. It's unfortunate that I had to find it out myself without having read about it as part of my preparation. I did spend a considerable amount of time online (not on this site unfortunately), researching and discussing with people and I was shocked to see what was in store for me. I work in California, am originally from India and had decided to take a stop in Thailand for entertainment purposes. Because I had planned in advance I did end up spending about 4 weeks in total in Bangkok and Pattaya, so my experience is confirmed and reconfirmed.

Hatred for Indian community comes naturally to Thais. It's like they were born with it and like it's a religious doctrine to hate Indians. No debate, no questions, period - end of story.

It wasn't in my mind at all to expect this. I thought as a P4P destination, it's money that counts. But no, it's the natural instinct of filthy little bastards to stop Indian people right at the gate at go go bars. Those vermins can't speak a word of English but they no how to say no to Indians. And they know in their minds that it is not open to discussion. The cunts sitting at the beer bars have a natural instinct to turn their heads away as soon as they see an Indian soul approaching them. If however, you do manage to get in front of them, you will be reluctantly served by the worst looking girls. Every good looking girl that you buy drinks for, spend money on, try to entertain, will turn out to be on her period (haf men - or whatever the fuck they say in Thai).

Unbelievable. I could have turned around the lives of a few of them. All they had to was ask. All they had to do was to be a good a ****, work their charm. Money was their for the taking but they were not interested. They were on their periods or otherwise showing attitude.

I did spend considerable amount of money though. I didn't mind it at all. I was there to spend money. I only wanted to get my money's worth. But I was being made to spend for the wrong reason. I had to spend just to show that I had money. Then I would have to spend more to get the girl. Every day every outing was a challenge. I was guilty until proven innocent. This situation is beyond repair. It is fucked beyond recognition. The other alternative was to change two airline tickets and incur about $600 in damages. I figured I might just as well continue with the embarrassment and fuck a few more of them for a week. So I stayed.

To top it, I am one of the more aggressive kind of Indians. At one of the go gos around soi 7 I shred a 1000 bath bill into pieces. The little fucks manning the entrance were shocked. I went there the next day and did it again. But they were younger folks, only murmured. I did the same again AGAIN but this time at a different go go few steps away on the Beach road. They called out their gangsta looking boss from inside. Pretty entertaining scene was enacted. I was secretly hoping for a fist fight but it wasn't to be - for the benefit of all I must say. Policemen came. I walked with them to the headquarters two blocks away. There I explained the situation that I was a regular at that place few weeks ago and that these are new folks and they were stopping me from seeing my lady.

"You have lady?", that part he understood. "Yes, and I was there to give money to the lady and these people were stopping me". That struck a chord with him and off I went. Back to the same go go of course. Just to let them know I am also not an easy bastard. Mamasan and all the service girls were "soli soli" but how the fuck does it matter to me anymore. Thailand is fucked in my mind.

I was able to establish myself at super baby (or the one across, I don't remember exactly, they're both almost the same). 3000 baht take out but that's a flat price at least - priceless. Much better than patronizing random beer bar ladies while gambling on the prospects. I am not a gambler.

After the incident with cops I cut my Pattaya visit short and went back to Bangkok. Stayed at Novotel where I had heard you get "students" in their club. Ventured into the club at night, it was an all out **** scene. Sluts standing by themselves displaying their wares, sluts in pairs talking, Russian sluts sitting in the corner in a group seated separately. Decided to offer a drink to one not so slutty looking Thai one. She wanted 4000 baht for ST. I politely declined without negotiating. That's how much the imported talent from China makes in California. And that too by providing a delightful level of service. I didn't travel this distance to spend California price for a dead fish fuck. I ended up spending 10,000 on a Russian that night. Picked her up from Rama hotel close to Nana plaza. Now THAT'S what I can justify myself spending. If I were to pork a Russian in California for a night, it would cost me upwards of a $1000 bucks. It was a no brainer. Called a Thai escort one day. 7,500 for 24 hours. Looked like a steal. It was on my last day in Bangkok. I wanted to see something. So I took her out with me - boat ride, snake park, Chinese dinner, Chinatown, a lazy fuck and then sleep. I told her I needed a fuck in the morning. She said yes but forgot about it the next morning. I had paid her 8,000 in advance previous night just to make her feel comfortable. In the morning I asked for my extra 500 back without telling her why. She returned it without asking why. 500 baht - nothing for me and a lot for a poor lady, but she had earned the right to lose that extra money. I only obliged.

Other time spent a few nights at soi Cowboy and several massage parlors. Did not even think about Nana plaza. Overall, managed to spend money and get laid, but didn't enjoy and they sure as hell didn't enjoy it either.

I am not too surprised by their attitude. There is certain element in Indian personality that doesn't lend itself to being liked easily. That part I always knew. Hell even Indian people don't like Indians, just go to India to see. They are all fighting. But what I was completely aghast to find was why should it be part of P4P? I guess it has to do with your background, your education, your bringing up, your friend circle, the stories doing rounds, the precedents, etc.

At this point I am extremely pissed at Thailand. So much so that I would like to bring harm to Thailand, their establishments in USA, or any Thai bloke or girl in general who happens to cross my walk of life.

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Member #2041
02-10-08, 23:47
The one scam people should be aware is that local travel agents in Thailand will attempt to convert the local currency in Bhat to USD at their poor exchange rate and bill the cost in USD. Always insist that the reservation to be billed in Bhat to you US based credit card.

The flip side of this scam is if a Thai agency tries to quote you a U.S. rate, already calculated at a bad FX rate, and then convert it back to Baht, at an equally bad FX rate - thus hitting you for a bad rate TWICE - and if you were to then pay with a CC, you'd get nailed for THREE conversion fees.

Allover
02-11-08, 06:39
Bayareapundit: Are you sure the girls avoided you because you are of Indian descent? Could it have been due to:

1)your aggresive personality,
2)willingness to spend lots of money to show complete strangers you are wealthy,
3)hoping for a fight with Thais,
4)disrespecting the King by tearing up money with his picture,
5)honestly believing you will better a girl's life if she only asks.

I think the girls were able to size you up as soon as you walked in the door...and not from the color of your skin.

Bayareapundit
02-11-08, 09:38
Alright. The reason I published this report is so that an Indian brother who is planning a Thailand adventure for the first time reads it and takes heed and possibly makes up his mind to shelve the idea.

Secondly, I figured somebody will take objection to the report and it happens to be you. So let me answer some of your objections with a request to not prolong this discussion because a lot of what I've said is factual and undebatable. Let me rule out those objections of yours that have to do with me personally and not with my nationality.


Bayareapundit: Are you sure the girls avoided you because you are of Indian descent? Could it have been due to:

1)your aggresive personality.I am afraid I am not fuming all the time. I am just another regular bloke walking around thinking about little things in life who only reacts when a finger is unjustifiably pointed at him. Everybody does that.


2)willingness to spend lots of money to show complete strangers you are wealthy.There was no other way they would talk to me if it wasn't for me to order 4-5 lady drinks as soon as I walked to the bar or otherwise just threw a bunch of 20 baht bills in the air before I said hello or unless I unloaded a full bucket of ping pong balls on the dancing floor at go gos. I tried the regular way first, it didn't work and it didn't work SEVERAL times. I also practiced revenge tipping where I would shower the non lookers with lady drinks and tip the ugliest girl who happened to wipe my sweat (it's a burning hell) 100 baht bills while the pretty ones and mamasan looked on. Yet another story for them to tell. Be my guest. I didn't light the fire, I only fueled it.



3)hoping for a fight with Thais.Oh well. If you corner a rat and if the rat sees no escape even he is likely to fight back.


4)disrespecting the King by tearing up money with his picture,
I only returned the favor like I always do. And I always return the favor in a higher proportion.


5)honestly believing you will better a girl's life if she only asks.
Indeed. That WAS in fact my idea of going there. I wanted to change at least ONE life. Considering that the only expectation of one of the go go girls was to have a laundry shop it wasn't too far fetched. What would that kind of expectation level cost me, a few thousand dollars? A life would have been changed; a career, a life path, a revenue stream would have been set. She would be on her own rather than stripping in front of strangers at odd schedules and trying to get picked up. What price would you put on that? And I would have had a fuck buddy for life. I am not saying I would do this to every one of them - I was just hoping to do it for ONE.


I think the girls were able to size you up as soon as you walked in the door...and not from the color of your skin.Wrong. The truth is lying everywhere, in every bar and every go go. And I don't have anything against it mind you. It's OK, I will just avoid Thailand, will leave them together with their hatred if that's what makes them happy. The more happy people on this Earth the better. I will search for other more hospitable abodes who will respect my dollars and skin.

Daddy07
02-11-08, 09:59
Let me take this opportunity to make it clear for once and for all that Thailand (I mean the whole nation, not just Pattaya) is a 200% NO for people from India, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. ...

I don't blame you for being pissed off. I know I would be too if it happened to me. I believe you when you say you had a hard time here, and can understand why. Sometimes I talk to the girls I meet about this prejudice thing, and everyone of them without exception, p4p and non p4p, says she doesn't like Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and a few others. It's disgusting to me as I grew up believing that all people should be judged by their character -- not the color of their skin or their ethnicity.

That being said, there is no doubt in my mind that you made the situation far worse for yourself by becoming aggressive and confrontational with the Thais. It is a miracle that you didn't get the shit kicked out of you for tearing up Thai currencey -- 3 times no less -- and thereby desecrationg their king. You are lucky to be alive my friend. I'm surprised that the police didn't murder you.

Other persons on this forum of Indian descent have had good experiences here despite the initial prejudice. They apparently have learned how to overcome the problems you faced by being patient and showing a good attitude. Never-the-less, I do sympathize with you.

Best regards,
Daddy

M P Lurker
02-11-08, 15:07
I survive pretty much exclusively on the ATM, but usually keep a stash of dollars/pounds/euros in case the network goes down or something - never had to dip into said cash though.
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Two suggestions.
1. Backup should be Travellers Cheques e.g. AMEX for safety. Even though no intention to use them till emergency hits.

2. I opened a Thai Bank Account with Bangkok Bank Limited. I use internet to xfer large sums in Foreign Currency to my Thai Account and then pull it from ATM gradually. Make sure conversion occurs at Thai end so not to get ripped off. My own Country would definitely rip me off if asked them to send in Thai Baht.

Sammon
02-11-08, 15:39
I do not think Thai's totally discriminate people who look Arab or Indian.
I look Arab and I have had a Thai gf for a long time. I have gone everywhere with her and people were always friendly.
yes, couple of times I went to a Go-Go bar in Pattaya i was refused entry. They said the club is full, in other words you are not welcome. I take it all with a grain of salt and i am non-confrontational. Travelling all over the world I have learned to be friendly and not draw attention to myself.
Well, the Indians must have done something for Thais to form an opinion.
But if you are reasonably well dressed, smell good act as a gentleman I think you should not have any problem.
Acting crazy and insulting the culture when you are a visitor is unwarranted in any country.

Larry Lurker
02-11-08, 17:26
Great report! Funniest I've read here for some time.

Apparent to all old hands why they continue to exclude Indian subcontinent blokes into the bars/gogos...and rightly so.

If I had seen your boorish behavior I'd have been the first to give you a Henekin hat, knowing full well the rest of the Thai's in the bar would have applauded and finished you off. You are a whinging pratt.

Bless the Thai's for their good judgement and consider yourself lucky you left alive.

Romankh
02-12-08, 01:04
Something off topic.Not indian, but worked in indian restaurant back in student years. They never tip,they never happy. As soon as your remind about the tips,they stop understand english. So dear indian friend-tnink about.

Firedsup
02-12-08, 02:33
Thanks to all, great info enjoy and thanks again.

This will help for my trip planning.

Happy hunting

Carrib
02-12-08, 02:51
I guess u went to the champagne go-go?...When I was in Pattaya and Bkk-I noticed quite a few indians having a good time. While I dont discount the fact that some idiot girl may have turned up her nose or some mgr did discriminate, there are over 3k bars in Pattaya..and perhaps 100K hookers working. If a bar or a hooker is acting up--go to the next one.

When I was there, we went to club boesche(sp?) and stood at the door deciding...the dude at the door motioned us to leave...we simply left and went to another bar that welcomed us

Bayareapundit
02-12-08, 03:41
Great report! Funniest I've read here for some time.

Apparent to all old hands why they continue to exclude Indian subcontinent blokes into the bars/gogos...and rightly so.

If I had seen your boorish behavior I'd have been the first to give you a Henekin hat, knowing full well the rest of the Thai's in the bar would have applauded and finished you off. You are a whinging pratt.

Bless the Thai's for their good judgement and consider yourself lucky you left alive.Great response. Meet me sometime. Except it'll have to be outside Thailand because Thailand is totally fucked.

Darth Luca
02-12-08, 06:56
Hi,

Like you I'm in my first trip. I have spend 8 nights at BKK.

As a newbie like me, I suggest you to stat at Livingstone's Lodge. Place feels more like a home. With a great bar and the most friendly staff in whole BKK. Even drinking with the owner and the other guests is more fun than going out chasing girls. It is located in the center of night life. The sky train can take you anywhere (shopping & entertainment) with in 5 to 10 minutes. You can even walk most places.

As for places to go I have tried the Rainbow 4 gogo at Nana. No: 158 & 128 was young and hot looking sisters and they get along well.

There are also very beautifull girls at Livingstones. But I never tried. I guess I'm too shy for BKK. Barfining a girl from my hotel and seeing her again and ignoring her was to hard for me.

Like you I had built an itinerary for each day. But never stick with it. Go with the flow. Just note the places to avoid. Be sure to try Thermae and Spice Club. There are many girls for all tastes.

I hope this can help you a little.

Full report will follow when I get back home.


Hi Gentlemen,

I will be travelling to LOS for the 1st time. I am staying 4 weeks, travelling everywhere.

I will spend some time in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Some of my questions may sound silly...

1) GENERAL QUESTION: where can one find the hottest & best-looking working Thai girls at reasonable prices? BKK, Pattaya, Samui or Phuket?

2. GENERAL QUESTION: where is the best places to get these girls? go-go bars, massage parlors or freelancers on the street? (could you name some actual places and locations that are sure-shots)

3. SPECIFIC QUESTIONS: would you mind telling me which are your top 5 hotels to stay at in terms of price, comfort and girl-friendliness?; where even the staff is available for ST/LT...? (for Pattaya, Phuket and BKK)

I am just trying to get myself veered in the right direction. I want to be as efficient as possible.

Also, I have a fetish for nylons, pantyhose and uniforms (schoolgirl, air stewardess, nurse, maid, etc...). I am aware that there are supposedly bars that cater to these types of places. Would you know of any in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket?

Thank you so much, and I await your answers with impatience.

M2

Lover Boy #2
02-12-08, 07:19
bayareapundit said; "at this point i am extremely pissed at thailand. so much so that i would like to bring harm to thailand, their establishments in usa, or any thai bloke or girl in general who happens to cross my walk of life".

this is what ends up happening when discrimination is thrown in a guy's face. these thai's can be pretty nasty fucks when it comes to their racial profiling.....and this poor guy seems to have caught a large dose of it on his trip. probably one incident after another can get anyone to this point. it really makes me sick when i constantly hear these thai's and their constant attitude and looking down upon indians and others. it seems to be a deeply ingrained prejudice towards indians and others who do not fit the "standard" of what these thai's like. i have been personally embarassed by an incident where three indian/euro/american east indians came to our project for consultation and they were treated like shit at the local p4p establishments. one time at the door can set the attitude for the night. it is easy for a white guy to say move on down the road to a place where they will let you enter......but it doesn't feel good to even be around three previously happy guys just looking for some tail.....and now they are told no entry....because you look indian. just think how the guy feels in the pit of his stomach being told that he can't get to the gate of fucking a common "so-peeni"....because of his nationality or race.

Allover
02-12-08, 07:48
Frequent visitor's to Thailand have heard the girls complain about Indians or Indian looking people. My response to Bayareapundit in no way condones racism. I was critical of his behavior and attitude. I do sympathize with persons of color that have a hard time in LOS.

During a Korea trip a few years ago, I visited one of their red lights districts. It consists of about three streets with the girls standing in windows similar to Amsterdam. The main street has gorgeous girls and the back street girls are not as pretty. A white guy will never be serviced by a main street hottie. Whites will only be serviced by girls on the side streets. It's prejudice and it sucks.

Thailand is not alone in being racist and racism can be directed at anyone, not just people of color.

Old Thai Hand
02-12-08, 11:12
Thais are xenophobic (not racist - racism is internal). What a surprise? How many times does this have to be discussed?

They are a basically homogenous nation, never militarily colonized (unlike the rest of the surrounding countries), where people are indoctrinated from birth that Thailand has one culture and one essence ("Thainess") and where people have a disproportionate view of Thailand's place in the world ("Thailand #1") and where everyone is basically told to be suspicious of anyone who is not like them - just like the rest of Asia (try going to Korea or Japan, if you want to feel really unwelcome).

Bayareapundit - they hate everyone. It might be more blatant, based on your experience that they particularly hate Kaek (what they call Indians, Arabs and anyone else of a swarthy complexion). But, they hate Farang, too. They're just a lot more subtle about it. I experience xenophobia on a daily basis from my Thai co-workers and I'm as WASP as you can get - blonde hair, blue eyes, pasty, pink skin. Unlike the low-end Thais you met, who might be excused for their ignorance, the Thais I'm around are supposed to be educated and enlightened, having gone to school in the West. Yet, they make derogatory remarks about Farang every day and there is a definite double standard in terms of how we are treated.

However, your obnoxious behaviour didn't help matters any and only managed to strengthen stereotypes about Indians.

I would also like to point out that India isn't exactly a bastion of open-mindedness either. I've been there twice (once for 3 months) and find the people incredibly dishonest, rude, aggressive and downright hostile at times - probably the most insular, xenophobic place I've ever been in my life.

Warbucks
02-12-08, 15:27
Thais are xenophobic (not racist - racism is internal). What a surprise? How many times does this have to be discussed?

They are a basically homogenous nation, never militarily colonized (unlike the rest of the surrounding countries), where people are indoctrinated from birth that Thailand has one culture and one essence ("Thainess") and where people have a disproportionate view of Thailand's place in the world ("Thailand #1") and where everyone is basically told to be suspicious of anyone who is not like them - just like the rest of Asia (try going to Korea or Japan, if you want to feel really unwelcome).

Bayareapundit - they hate everyone. It might be more blatant, based on your experience that they particularly hate Kaek (what they call Indians, Arabs and anyone else of a swarthy complexion). But, they hate Farang, too. They're just a lot more subtle about it. I experience xenophobia on a daily basis from my Thai co-workers and I'm as WASP as you can get - blonde hair, blue eyes, pasty, pink skin. Unlike the low-end Thais you met, who might be excused for their ignorance, the Thais I'm around are supposed to be educated and enlightened, having gone to school in the West. Yet, they make derogatory remarks about Farang every day and there is a definite double standard in terms of how we are treated.

However, your obnoxious behaviour didn't help matters any and only managed to strengthen stereotypes about Indians.

I would also like to point out that India isn't exactly a bastion of open-mindedness either. I've been there twice (once for 3 months) and find the people incredibly dishonest, rude, aggressive and downright hostile at times - probably the most insular, xenophobic place I've ever been in my life.

I am an African-American, black as night and I have worked with Indians guys in Uzbekistan, Afghanistan and the UAE. They are not the friendliest people in the world bruh. In their country its the same thing with the light skin more widely accepted. Also try talking with an Indian lady in front of those guys whether she is a ***** or not most of them get offended royally.

As for Thailand I have had a few bar girls turn their nose up at me. Then their are some who are begging hugging jumping on my back to go home with me. I also experienced the same in PI where I live. Guys if a girl doesn't like you whether she is a hooker or not move right along just as you would if a non-WG told you to fuck off...I have been to all the three major spots in Thailand more then once and had a great time each time. They seem to warm up a little more when I tell them that I am an American though.

Take It Sleazy

Cheap Meat
02-12-08, 15:29
They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

1Ball
02-12-08, 15:38
I also experienced the same in PI where I live.

Take It Sleazy
D Etat, what is PI ?
;)

Professor10
02-12-08, 16:06
PI = Phillipines

M P Lurker
02-12-08, 16:28
PI = Phillipines
Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines" :D
It is a tricky word.

1Ball
02-12-08, 16:36
Mick, of course, you know my question was a joke........


Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines" :D
It is a tricky word.

Ibeme
02-12-08, 18:39
ML,

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly how it came about (sigh).

Old Thai Hand
02-13-08, 03:12
They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

An in-depth and sensitive understanding of Thai culture. My hat's off to you. ;)

Warbucks
02-13-08, 03:13
Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines" :D
It is a tricky word.

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

Old Thai Hand
02-13-08, 03:22
Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.

Run Mann
02-13-08, 04:22
I thought it stood for Penile Inplant?

Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?

Lover Boy #2
02-13-08, 05:46
They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

I vote we drop this subject for now.......but the above really does look like a very intelligent analysis of the situation. The whole thing is about self hate and Thai being the center of the world (it's not!). It's also a lot of crap that Thais who have been to an American/western university somehow should be expected to escape from this situation. They go to a university in the west.....stay with mostly Thai people in their social group, want to eat only Thai food most of the time and pull the same shit off their soil that they pull on it. They then return to the fatherland at some point....and act the same as when they left (i.e. that "lie" thing they are famous for, men causing termoil in interpersonal relationships with drinking and "hanging" with Thai men, racism, etc.). This is a generalisation of course....but fits the many Thais I have been involved with (male and female on a non-sexual basis) in the west.

Old Thai Hand
02-13-08, 06:27
Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?

I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am. :)

Run Mann
02-13-08, 07:55
I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am. :)

I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

Old Thai Hand
02-13-08, 13:10
I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

Well, in that case, you're correct. I did have a PI and it was while I was in the PI working as a PI. ;)

M P Lurker
02-13-08, 13:32
Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".
I have a lot of trouble spelling it too. We all do. No insult intended.

M P Lurker
02-13-08, 14:07
I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.
Was Magnum P.I. a super large Penile Implant? :confused:

A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants. :D

I don't really know much about this topic. I'm just speculating wildly.
Anyway its great that older blokes can be assisted when necessary and can monger to the fullest.

Horologist
02-13-08, 15:07
From ML:

A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants. : D

ML. Might you be refering to the infamous "Noi" from Thermae? Beautiful face, big knockers, (made an awful racket when she ate), hails from Chumpon. Or maybe her close friends Nueng and Bau. The Thai VIP with the intials A. P? Know that crowd too well! Happy to share photo's, stories, even current phone numbers but not here publicly.

Pocket Sushi
02-14-08, 01:46
Hi Gentlemen,

I will be travelling to LOS for the 1st time. I am staying 4 weeks, travelling everywhere.

I will spend some time in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Some of my questions may sound silly...

1) GENERAL QUESTION: where can one find the hottest & best-looking working Thai girls at reasonable prices? BKK, Pattaya, Samui or Phuket?

2. GENERAL QUESTION: where is the best places to get these girls? go-go bars, massage parlors or freelancers on the street? (could you name some actual places and locations that are sure-shots)

3. SPECIFIC QUESTIONS: would you mind telling me which are your top 5 hotels to stay at in terms of price, comfort and girl-friendliness?; where even the staff is available for ST/LT...? (for Pattaya, Phuket and BKK)

I am just trying to get myself veered in the right direction. I want to be as efficient as possible.

Also, I have a fetish for nylons, pantyhose and uniforms (schoolgirl, air stewardess, nurse, maid, etc...). I am aware that there are supposedly bars that cater to these types of places. Would you know of any in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket?

Thank you so much, and I await your answers with impatience.

M2You can find a lot more info by reading the forum here but I'll try to generally answer your general questions.

1. BKK & Pattaya. KS and Phuket do have some nightlife & a good time can be had but its nothing compared to B & P.

2. I prefer go go girls over freelancers for a variety of reasons. Namely medical checks and if one runs or rips you off you can return to the club and state your case. With a FL you have no recourse for theft and a much higher chance of getting an STD. In BKK just go to Soi Cowboy. In Pattaya go to Walking Street. Names of clubs are not necessary as there are so many in both places. Best to just check them out at your leisure. There are also many good picks at the beer gardens which are cheaper than the go go clubs.

3. In BKK I usually stay at Nana Plaza Hotel or one of the smaller hotels near Nana Plaza on Soi 4. All hotels in this area are girl friendly. Other hotels in other areas often have a join fee which I hate. In Pattaya I stay at one of the places on Soi 13 just off Walking Street. Dynasty Hotel or Sandy Springs Hotel. Both are relatively cheap and are near all the action. Personally I don't bring girls who work at the hotel club I'm staying at unless I'm slumming at the Penthouse which is connected to the Kitten Club next door. This can lead to much drama and some rude comments when you bring a different catch home the next day. With so many to choose from, its not worth the hassle. I'm sure you've heard. Don't shit where you eat.

4. Thais will do any fetish for the right price. It's all about the baht in LOS. Stockings you can get there. Uniform costumes might need to be brought with you. Careful though. A buddy of mine bought a Lady Cop uni from Ebay and somehow lost the keys to the handcuffs. While he was still handcuffed to the bed. LOL. Luckily the girl didn't leave him stranded there but from what I understand it was an embarrassing moment when the hotel handyman was called to cut him loose.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Ibeme
02-14-08, 03:14
Maybe those same G.I.'s were the ones who came up with the UK.

One Tree Hill
02-14-08, 03:17
Think Pattaya isn't dangerous? Check out this news link.

Its both sad and funny as hell. Pattaya is a circus in every aspect. Enjoy.

http://pattayacitynews.net/news_update.html

Terry Terrier
02-14-08, 04:33
Think Pattaya isn't dangerous? Check out this news link.

Its both sad and funny as hell. Pattaya is a circus in every aspect. Enjoy.

http://pattayacitynews.net/news_update.html

I've been reading these particular news reports for years. The thing that really stands out is that the vast majority of reported crime in Patts is Thai-on-Thai. Even among katoeys, it seems. The crime rates involving farang either as victims or instigators are consistently and astonishingly low given the nature of the vast majority of farangs' presences in this town.

Run Mann
02-14-08, 04:42
Well, in that case, you're correct. I did have a PI and it was while I was in the PI working as a PI. ;)


Good one! However, isn't using that perplexing PI abbreviation three times in one sentence with three separate connatations bound create even more confusion?

Meaty
02-14-08, 04:45
Gentlemans Massage - After reading the 3(?) reports from a recent newcomer all singing the praises of this fine establishment i decided it was somewhere i might try if i remembered....as it turned out they advertise in a free publication in Pattaya, it had a map, and i decided to give it a go. I recall it being at the end of 3rd road as you join Pattaya Nua Road (?). First off don't look for a sign saying Gentlemans Massage....no, that would be too easy, look for the frosted glass entrance, street sign in Thai, and many stickers on the frosted glass saying www.fm.com, the only other sign said Fashion Massage.
Walk in papa is there, there are a few couches a counter on the right and a raised area on the left, the 3 girls i see are sprawles out on the sofa's half asleep. They make no effort to move after i enter, papa sits me down and explains the menu, i don't remember much of it to be honest.
30 minute Hand Relief - 750 Baht (or 950, not sure now)
60 minute massage, HJ and BJ - 1,500
I think FS was 1,900
Anyway, i pick the 60 minute HJ and BJ, pap explains that with my package, the second girl is half price....hmmm i had to think about it, but i was so tired from the heavy night before, i didn't want to be working, i wanted to be enjoying so i opted out. Then papa asks the 3 girls to take their seats and a 4th girl appears from a back room, they sit on the raised area....this can be intimidating for some, but i made a quick choice and we were off upstairs.
We went to the 3rd floor, the room was spacious, large bed, corner jacuzzi tub steroe system and lots of quaint, authentic Thai items, the trouble was that it was very old, there was damp mould everywhere, even in the tub and that made it feel dirty. I was asked to undress and take shower...yep, shower in the tub...alone....she joined eventually when she realised i was waiting. After the shower there was a pretty lame massage which involved a little body slip and slid action with the oil, but it was all very lame, my girl kept yawning (and i was supposed to be tired). Flip over time came, she oiled it up and started with a vigerous HJ, after 5 minutes she reached for a condom, i explained i didn't want FS, she said it was for the BJ, i laughed and asked why, she said it was better, i disagreed, she proceeded to BBBJ, but kept reaching and spitting into my used shower towel. After around 10 minutes i was really bored, it wasn't happening, she'd had her chance, so i took matters into my own hands and provided her with a deep cleansing facial. The remaining time was spent massaging my arm...yep, about 20 minutes or so i would guess, just massging my arm, and doing it very badly...(how do you massage an arm badly!?!?). I showered dressed, paid her the 1,500 and went downstairs, as we entered the room, the silly tart referred to me as keeneow (Stingy/Tight with money) to her colleagues, with a smile on my face i left.
Would i go back........NO, does anything reported on this board about that place ring true........NO....having said that, surroundings aside, my bad experience was with an individual, not an establishment. YMMV.

Meaty
02-14-08, 05:10
I went to one of the Sabai soapy places, on 2nd road nr the entrance to soi 2(?).
Wow, this was my first FB experience in Pattaya, i've had 100's (maybe 1,000's!) all over Thailand, but this took the biscuit. As we entered and sat down the 30 or so girls in the bowl were ALL waving at us, mouthing hello, pointing to us and them, making hand signals about what we could do together, smiling, happy, they were selling themselves all out, it was great, not like a BKK FB where at the most you may get an eye or a sneaky smile, these girls were working the bowl....excellent.

I picked one, name and number irrelevant, theres loads of nice ones there. bill was 1,900 Baht, that included my San Mig Light, papa asked for the 100 baht as a tip, i said you only get a tip if its good, he laughed, as did the girl and i was handed my 100 baht. Up to the room, very small, small double bed, standard bath and an area for the blow up mattress..the aircon barely worked and the room was dark, again giving it a dirty feel. Its' been a while since i've had the full soapy slip and slide so i was looking forward to it.

It turned out my girl was totally off her trolley, couldn't stop talking, wanted to know everything about me, family, work etc etc, it was driving me nuts, i fed her a fantasy scenario and she calmed down and decided to tell me about her 4 sponsors, one of whom lives with her but was in Phuket on business, so she had decided to work whilst he was away...no it wasn't one of them, she freelly admitted having worked here for 2yrs already, but quit for this guy a year ago !

There was no foreplay or warm up, despite my efforts to start some, she kept telling me, "first soapy, then bath, then happy" hmmm, great. Soapy was nice, suds and water was warm, slide was nice, kept feeling her pussies 6 o'clock shadow rubbing on me....no sexual stuff here though. Then into the bath, cleaned the suds off, then onto the bed, gave a bad BBBJ for all of 3 seconds, then slipped a condom on to provide a bad CBJ for about 1 minute before sliding on top of me, she wasn;t very tight, but no too loose either so we went at it, she took my hands to her breasts and forced me to squeeze very hard, much harder than i would normally and as i did she let out groans, i continued with this...but it felt fake (surprise!). she rode away for a while until she ran out of steam and rolled off and held her legs in the air, i clambered clumsily on top (as someone of my build and age would) and proceeded to bash her inner most regions with my cock, this became tiresome, i can;t remember why, but i asked her to roll over and took her doggy style, she made a lot of noise with each thrust and it was good enough to get me off. The second after i came she whipped me out the back, a dashed for the shower cleaning herself and leaving me to tend to the condom and left overs ! it was then a quick shower and get dresses, very rushed at the end. After we were dresses she said to me "not 100 baht tip for me right?" i agreed with her, and gave her 200 baht, she faked a smile and waied.
I never tipped papa, firstly he didn't recomend her and secondly she wasn't very good, i only tipped the girl as it was my first time here, i didn't know if i would be returning and i didn't want to cause any scene.
Would i go back...YES....different girl though.

Old Thai Hand
02-14-08, 06:52
Good one! However, isn't using that perplexing PI abbreviation three times in one sentence with three separate connatations bound create even more confusion?

You mean for example?...I did have a Private Investigator and it was while I was in the Phillipine islands working as a Penile Implant.

I see. You're right. That could be embarrassing...and painful. :)

Lover Boy #2
02-14-08, 07:11
Gentlemans Massage - After reading the 3(?) reports from a recent newcomer all singing the praises of this fine establishment i decided it was somewhere i might try if i remembered....as it turned out they advertise in a free publication in Pattaya, it had a map, and i decided to give it a go. I recall it being at the end of 3rd road as you join Pattaya Nua Road (?). First off don't look for a sign saying Gentlemans Massage....no, that would be too easy, look for the frosted glass entrance, street sign in Thai, and many stickers on the frosted glass saying www.fm.com, the only other sign said Fashion Massage.
Walk in papa is there, there are a few couches a counter on the right and a raised area on the left, the 3 girls i see are sprawles out on the sofa's half asleep. They make no effort to move after i enter, papa sits me down and explains the menu, i don't remember much of it to be honest.
30 minute Hand Relief - 750 Baht (or 950, not sure now)
60 minute massage, HJ and BJ - 1,500
I think FS was 1,900
Anyway, i pick the 60 minute HJ and BJ, pap explains that with my package, the second girl is half price....hmmm i had to think about it, but i was so tired from the heavy night before, i didn't want to be working, i wanted to be enjoying so i opted out. Then papa asks the 3 girls to take their seats and a 4th girl appears from a back room, they sit on the raised area....this can be intimidating for some, but i made a quick choice and we were off upstairs.
We went to the 3rd floor, the room was spacious, large bed, corner jacuzzi tub steroe system and lots of quaint, authentic Thai items, the trouble was that it was very old, there was damp mould everywhere, even in the tub and that made it feel dirty. I was asked to undress and take shower...yep, shower in the tub...alone....she joined eventually when she realised i was waiting. After the shower there was a pretty lame massage which involved a little body slip and slid action with the oil, but it was all very lame, my girl kept yawning (and i was supposed to be tired). Flip over time came, she oiled it up and started with a vigerous HJ, after 5 minutes she reached for a condom, i explained i didn't want FS, she said it was for the BJ, i laughed and asked why, she said it was better, i disagreed, she proceeded to BBBJ, but kept reaching and spitting into my used shower towel. After around 10 minutes i was really bored, it wasn't happening, she'd had her chance, so i took matters into my own hands and provided her with a deep cleansing facial. The remaining time was spent massaging my arm...yep, about 20 minutes or so i would guess, just massging my arm, and doing it very badly...(how do you massage an arm badly!?!?). I showered dressed, paid her the 1,500 and went downstairs, as we entered the room, the silly tart referred to me as keeneow (Stingy/Tight with money) to her colleagues, with a smile on my face i left.
Would i go back........NO, does anything reported on this board about that place ring true........NO....having said that, surroundings aside, my bad experience was with an individual, not an establishment. YMMV.

The guy wrote like a carnival shill (the original guy who gave it the great review)......but thanks for taking one for the boy's!! (that's one place to wipe off the bucket list)

Pathologic
02-17-08, 10:27
I've travelled to Thailand many times over the years. May be I'm a bit jaded or experienced, but I find I settle into my familiar routine when there. Hence I need your help. For my forthcoming trip I'll be accompanied by a friend. He's never experienced mongering, barely travelled overseas and can't conceptualise what he's about to encounter. For that reason I'd like to make his trip very, very memorable. Please, any and all suggestions on where I can take him that will completely and utterly challenge him sexually would be greatly appreciated. Same message posted in Bangkok forum.

ThaiLearner
02-17-08, 12:11
I've travelled to Thailand many times over the years. May be I'm a bit jaded or experienced, but I find I settle into my familiar routine when there. Hence I need your help. For my forthcoming trip I'll be accompanied by a friend. He's never experienced mongering, barely travelled overseas and can't conceptualise what he's about to encounter. For that reason I'd like to make his trip very, very memorable. Please, any and all suggestions on where I can take him that will completely and utterly challenge him sexually would be greatly appreciated. Same message posted in Bangkok forum.


The Hell club which is like Edens in Bangkok.

To a soapie on 2nd road near big C

Visit walking street area go to Club Boseche & whats up a go go & Taboo are fun.

There is also a place over the main highway know as the darkside I have heard it is worth a visit but have not been myself.

Petemcc
02-17-08, 13:11
The Hell club which is like Edens in Bangkok.

To a soapie on 2nd road near big C

Visit walking street area go to Club Boseche & whats up a go go & Taboo are fun.

There is also a place over the main highway know as the darkside I have heard it is worth a visit but have not been myself.

I can attest that the darkside is well worth a visit. There are many good locations there with many nice, dirty girls. PM me and I can let you know of another board where you can get a map of The Darkside. Also read my TR on Pattaya, day 5 I think about Darkside bars.
Cheers

Pete

Sammon
02-17-08, 16:11
she proceeded to BBBJ, but kept reaching and spitting into my used shower towel. After around 10 minutes i was really bored, it wasn't happening, she'd had her chance, so i took matters into my own hands and provided her with a deep cleansing facial. The remaining time was spent massaging my arm...yep, about 20 minutes or so i would guess, just massging my arm, and doing it very badly...(how do you massage an arm badly!?!?).

This is by far the funneist thing I read. After you masturbate and the girl is massaging your arm.
Why not do it in your room and put ben-gay afterwards. Will save you time, money, etc.

Leo2000
02-21-08, 13:51
Hi Bayareapundit,

Looks like you had really bad time; I am also Indian and have been going to BKK & other regions in Thai since 1999. Initial I did work for time there when my company was implementing the GSM networks and after the work was over in 2000 I still made a few 10's of trips every year. Most of them were on transit when flying to US, OZ, Japan. I did spend a few years in NJ area.

Yes Thai’s do not like Indian on the face of it but once they get over the initial period they are pretty warm people, One of the reasons why in the night life, bars, etc. , they are not welcome is majority of them would just sit with drink and many of them who come are people who made money and just don’t know how to behave. They are basically aggressive in there talk & body language. Even within India if you look at people from North / Delhi are aggressive in there body language.

I know quite few BG’s who told me, one of the reasons they hate is they do not pay, or pay what was agreed or after taking to room a whole bunch other’s also want hers. This is some of the experiences the BG’s had and word goes around in BG network so fast that they beat even the some world fast networks. Also on the hygienic front they are low. In the same breath they tell me you not same same, you jade?

I had no problem in Nana, SC, and most of the bars know me as I come often and do spend money like any other normal visitor. I have myself seen Indian & Arabs been stopped and I been let in. I have also been to some of high end Thai places, initial with the local people and later on my own. These high end places do not entertain even white people if they go on there own, unit you go with some local thai’s.

Lucky you did not get your self hurt, Thai’s are pretty aggressive when it comes dealing with foreigners / falangs, they would beat the shit of them if you try pick a fight. I did see, 1st hand myself during all these years of travel.

On tearing the notes it is major offence as the notes have there HRM Kings, picture which could have landed with prison sentence. Remember the guy from Chaing Mia who was imprisoned and later HRM gave pardon after spending a few months in jail and he was deported & blacklisted where he can never again step in Thai.

Like other mentioned we just need to go with tide, remember there 1000’s of others who want your money, just relax and enjoy a holiday. BTW my wife is Thai? I met her 2000 and been married for the last 8 yrs. . I still enjoy traveling to the country quite often.

Cheers

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Opebo
02-24-08, 00:09
My recent visit to Pattaya was marred by the authorities heavy-handed imposition of some religious holiday. Thursday was the actual day, and I wasn't surprised to see everything closed down on that day, but this went on through the whole weekend! There were only a few bars sort of half-open, and though I don't drink, I was saddened to see alcohol was banned. Needless to say girls were not in their usual supply, including down on the beach. Just a few here and there, and more pimps and thugs along the beach than girls.

I don't recall this religious weekend being imposed in previous years.

Jobair
02-24-08, 16:18
I wonder what other holidays have similar observance practice. I think the holiday you mention was a religious one. Hopefully, only religious holidays bring out the gestapo. I will be there over Labor Day (May 1).

Old Thai Hand
02-25-08, 01:03
My recent visit to Pattaya was marred by the authorities heavy-handed imposition of some religious holiday. Thursday was the actual day, and I wasn't surprised to see everything closed down on that day, but this went on through the whole weekend! There were only a few bars sort of half-open, and though I don't drink, I was saddened to see alcohol was banned. Needless to say girls were not in their usual supply, including down on the beach. Just a few here and there, and more pimps and thugs along the beach than girls.

I don't recall this religious weekend being imposed in previous years.

For someone living here, you remain incredibly ignorant of things. The holiday in question was Makka Buchha Day and was only on Thursday. The reason that booze was banned and many places were closed over the weekend had nothing to do with this holiday, but was because of the Senatorial elections. Banning booze for an election that few Thais care about was universally condemned. But, such is the already apparent stupidity of the new puppet regime.

Gren62
02-25-08, 07:26
Think Pattaya isn't dangerous? Check out this news link.

Its both sad and funny as hell. Pattaya is a circus in every aspect. Enjoy.

http://pattayacitynews.net/news_update.htmlI'm deciding whether to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya during my next Thailand visit. Based on all the news reports within the link, Pattaya sounds like a dangerous place and I should probably go to Bangkok instead. Would you all agree?

Thanks for in advance for your advice.

Leo2000
02-25-08, 17:04
I'm deciding whether to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya during my next Thailand visit. Based on all the news reports within the link, Pattaya sounds like a dangerous place and I should probably go to Bangkok instead. Would you all agree?

Thanks for in advance for your advice.Hi,

No place is dangerous in the wolrd as long as you think with your head & not your dick :) unitl you plan to vist Iraq or Afgan or Pak for holiday or night life.

Thai is perfect place for holiday as long you keep to you self and enjoy your holiday. Posting here I persume you are single male traveling to enjoy the best of the night life.

If your sole aim is to enjoy nightlife, Pattaya wins in this. You get more kick to your $$$ than Bkk. PTY is not at all dangerous as long you think with your head and not with your dick. The sad part is, people who get hurt are those who leave there brains back home and come here.

There are million's people who go and have a nice time, provided you know some of the basics how to go about. Read this forum, it walking history which will tell you how to go about right from the time you step out of plane and put your foot in the "Land of Smiling".

PTY is far less expensive than BKK and you have wide range of nightlife compared to Bkk, right from the go-go bars, beer bars, disco and the hotels.

Just remember that one stray incedient does not mean it is like dangerous place like you step in your either killed, mugged, shot or taken for ride. Like the old saying "One Cocku does not summer".

Enjoy your holiday and if you have any specific question I would be glad to help. I am old hand who travelled across Thai, since 1994 but post very less here befor due to my job pressures working across different time zones.

Enjoy your holiday, and do not just get carried away with a few reportinings, end of the day they are also working. "No Money No Homey" and also do not get carried away with the sweet BG's talk. They love you at the first sight. That is you are walking ATM.

Just leave your heart back home and come. Not your head.

Cheers

Sammson
02-25-08, 19:09
Gren 62,

I travelled to some asia countries the last years and I always felt very save. Specially in Pattaya, there is so much life on the street and if you treat the locals with just a little respect to her culture, than you will have a great time. For me, it is always a perfect comination to stay in both areas. Several days in PTT just for hang around and play with girls, and before leaving to my home I stay 2-3 nights in BKK. Do a little shopping take a soapie and enjoy life. If you like the beach, you maybe should think about a trip to Koh Samet or Koh Chang.

Sam

ThaiLearner
02-25-08, 21:04
I'm deciding whether to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya during my next Thailand visit. Based on all the news reports within the link, Pattaya sounds like a dangerous place and I should probably go to Bangkok instead. Would you all agree?

Thanks for in advance for your advice.


No not at all, I have never had any problems in Pattaya I have found the people to be very nice. I have seen one fight in bangkok between two Lady Boys which was funny and two in Pattaya one between twos Bgs and then other between two farangs but the staff in king seafood were great at sorting it out.

Billybob69
02-26-08, 05:07
Hi there,

I'm a first time visitor to Pattaya (and Thailand for that matter) and would appreciate some 'localised' advice.

I was walking down Beach Road and spotted a real cutie at the 'Poppy Bar' (almost corner of Soi 7), she seemed to speak English well and at 1000baht LT and 300baht barfine seemed reasonable enough. So we head off, my first question is "so what do you like to do? ". Her reply was "shopping". Err, OK. We stop off at a bar on Soi 7, I ask the usual 'Thai questions'. Family, pets, football and get limited responses. She tells me that she is usually quiet until she has had a few drinks and Guiness is her favourite. So we head over to the Irish bar, whilst there she announces that she is hungary, so we sit down for a meal. A G&T and Guiness later, still no responses. She then tells me that her favourite team (Chelsea) are playing so we head off and watch the game. A couple more G&T's and head to a bar near by hotel; yet more G&T's and hoping this has sufficiently loosened her up. She seems unimpressed by my 800baht pn hotel. OK, shower and down to business, I suggest that she gives me a BJ. She doesn't do that she tells me. How about we try cowgirl? She prefers mish she says. So I bang her as long and hard as I can. We go to sleep and wake up at 9am, she says "I need to go", I say to her "What about morning boom-boom? ". She tells me that boom-boom in the morning costs another 1000baht. I let her shower and leave with 1000baht.

I'd appreciate any advice from Thailand veterans. Is this normal in Thailand? Or did she spot me as a rookie and take me for a ride? Any advice to prevent it happening again?

Can't remember her name, she said that she was 31 and from Northern Thailand. She had a large tattoo of a flower across her stomach.

Will upload a photo in the pictures section (although the photo doesn't do her justice)

I'd also appreciate some advice on the whole 'saving face' thing. I went LT with one girl from a bar. A couple of days later I stopped off for a midday drink at the bar next to the one that I picked up the LT girl (abeit seperated by an alley) and obviously chatted with some of the girls. I then spotted my LT girl stood down the alley, watching me. This probably went on for 10 mins or more until I had to take an urgent phone call and left the bar. I said "Hi" to the LT girl as I walked by, but she didn't respond.

In me drinking in that bar, in full sight of her and her colleagues. Did that result in her 'losing face' big time? Was I doing something completely wrong?

For anyone that's interested, I'm writing a newbie trip report on ignatzmice.

Thanks in advance.

Bb69

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Gwailo
02-26-08, 16:51
Like the old saying "One Cocku does not summer".


Cheers

I've never heard that old saying. What is the origin?

Kurtweiler
02-26-08, 17:00
I've never heard that old saying. What is the origin?We have this old saying in Scandinavia too, only here we say something like "One cockoo does not make a summer".

Dinghy
02-26-08, 17:21
YUP, Billybob - she played you like a fish on a line

LT is LT (sort of an "all you screw buffet")

Never had one expect "extra" for "boom-boom-chow" (chow is "morning")

as to her losing face - doubt it - you're just another business proposition (besides, she wasn't happy you decided to not part with the extra 1000)

MonkeyDick4
02-27-08, 08:32
Billybob it sounds like she wasn't into you. You can reduce your chances of this happening by taking your time in the bars, wait for one to approach you and show interest, instead of you selecting a pretty girl.

Also try kissing (joob joob) them in the bar. If they turn away from you then there is a good chance they could be like your soi 7 girl.

Gwailo
02-27-08, 19:51
We have this old saying in Scandinavia too, only here we say something like "One cockoo does not make a summer".

But what is a cockoo?

Evil Penivel
02-27-08, 20:51
But what is a cockoo?The spelling in English is cuckoo, a kind of bird. The idiom in English is, "One swallow doesn't make a summer," although too many swallows does make you gay.

Evil

"One swallow doesn't make a summer" means that one instance of something isn't a sure signal of a prevailing trend.

Meepmeep99
02-28-08, 01:48
When it comes to bargirls you've got to be clever. When I was in phuket I picked the most stuck up nasty stuck up ***** I have ever met on soi bangla. Got back with my room both of us pissed up and licked and shagged her and died on the bed. We slept till 12 noon and to be honest I just wasn't that turned on even though she was stunning (before I discovered kamagra, and the effects of having it permanently in your bloodstream)so when the lazy ***** awoke she got up got dressed and demanded without a smile the 2000bt we had agreed for LT. Well I'm a man of my word but the drunken 3am fuck was not LT as far as I'm concerned, so I put it to her that I wanted a blow job before she left with her money which she flatly refused (I said she was a *****, but so sweet) so I thought I'd play her at her own game. I told her she knew where the door was so if she didn't stay a bit longer she wouldn't get the 2000bt that was in my hand, she relunctantly agreed and with a sour face fully dressed got on her knees and worked for her money while I lay on the bed, she had scared the shit out of me in the bar but now I had her in daylight and sober. When I finished I handed her her money and we both laughed I'm sure she enjoyed it and my heart was beating like hell.

Bill Miami
02-28-08, 01:52
Billybob69 – As an individual whose has resided in Pattaya for four years I will try and answer some of your questions.

The first and most important piece of advice I will give to you or any new comer is to negotiate everything before hand. Tell them what you want and ask them if they will do it and how much everything is going to cost. About 75% of the girls will be truthful with you.

I don’t try to get them to drop their prices from their original quotes since 100% of the fun your going to have is directly related to the girl’s attitude towards you. Thai’s are funny in one way, they fell if they got paid this much the last time then they should always get paid the same every time. And if they don’t get paid the same then they feel cheated. Some girls would rather sit at the bar all night and make nothing than drop their prices even a little, to avoid losing face with the other girls at the bar.

The bar fines for beer bars are 300 for short time and 600 for long time. The girl’s rates are 500 for short time and 1,000 for long time. Long time means they spend the day and night with you and leave in the morning.

As far as taking the girls out to other bars to eat, drink, watch football and have a good time most of them will really appreciate your effort to treat them as a friend you will be reward in many wonderful ways, hopefully. But, be careful, some of these girls really like to drink and get so drunk they are unable to perform the functions we pay them for.

All in all, you did not do so badly for a first timer. And now that you know the rules you will be able to have even more fun.

Good Luck,
Bill

Cruiser2121
02-28-08, 04:18
Cruiser2121,

Well did you fuck her what, what a mug, she took you for a ride and stole valuable holiday time.Sure I did and I'd say it all was worth the trouble after all as I finally got her under controll. It could have easily turned into waste of time though, had I made mistakes.

Glad I sticked to my rules:

1. Never leave her out of sight for long, every time ask where she goes and come to controll the situation.

2. Once she is guilty of "getting lost", use it as excuse to refuse her next attempts.

3. Keep her in right mood by flirting and kissing to be instantly alerted by any change of mood or attitude.

4. Don't let her make important decisions like me taking another girl instead of her.

5. Threaten to complain to her boss if she's going too far.

6. Once she attempted to get out of reach and you grabed her under controll again, time to make an end and get straight to your room.

If anybody more experienced has other rules to add here, will be most welcome!

Leo Monti
02-28-08, 07:23
Billybob69 – As an individual whose has resided in Pattaya for four years I will try and answer some of your questions.

The bar fines for beer bars are 300 for short time and 600 for long time. The girl’s rates are 500 for short time and 1,000 for long time. Long time means they spend the day and night with you and leave in the morning.

Good Luck,BillBeer bars that quote a different barfines for LT or ST???Until now I've seen that only in soi 6 (250/300 ST and 500 LT, which can be 1000 if BF is payed early in the day).

Other beer bars usually have one price (200/300 bath) independently if you take the girl for LT or ST.

The USUAL rates are the one you posted, but some girl could be asking/expecting more.

And what a LT means to the girls is not an exact sience!

That's what I know and have seen until now, although I did not lived there for 4 years

Montrealer2
02-28-08, 18:32
guys,

i understand that beer bar girls are 300b barfine (st) and 500b barfine (lt).

a) what about go-go girls. what's their st vs. lt rates (misty's, silver star, the classroom)?

b) which are the top 3 go-go bars to go to? (i have always been intrigued by the aforementioned 3 due to their glossy websites)

c) also, at go-go bars, do you have to drink? can you just go in, and speak to a mamasan and take out right away without having pumped any $ into the bar?

d) i've been told that there are bj bars in pattaya (like [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s in bkk). where can i find these bj bars?

e) which massage parlors (with fishbowl) are highly recommended here?

thanks in advance boys!

m2

LukeSkyWanker
02-28-08, 21:18
In response to Bill Miami's warning about Thai girls drinking too much I have often wished to meet a Thai girl who will have a drink, the ones I have met usually just stick to orange or coke and when I have splashed out on a bottle of wine they usually just have a sip. I have tried to get a few Thai girls drunk to see if they are more game in bed but I have only succeeded once most are like the Chinese and avoid alcohol.

may the force be with you.

Meepmeep99
02-29-08, 02:25
Sure I did and I'd say it all was worth the trouble after all as I finally got her under controll. It could have easily turned into waste of time though, had I made mistakes.

Glad I sticked to my rules:

1. Never leave her out of sight for long, every time ask where she goes and come to controll the situation.

2. Once she is guilty of "getting lost", use it as excuse to refuse her next attempts.

3. Keep her in right mood by flirting and kissing to be instantly alerted by any change of mood or attitude.

4. Don't let her make important decisions like me taking another girl instead of her.

5. Threaten to complain to her boss if she's going too far.

6. Once she attempted to get out of reach and you grabed her under controll again, time to make an end and get straight to your room.

If anybody more experienced has other rules to add here, will be most welcome!I'm glad to here you got her in the sack in the end.I remember reading your report and thinking,this guys gonna get dragged all over town until she's drunk and too tired to do anything. It happened to me once and never again. I have my night with a girl in the bar she works and take her straight from the bar to the hotel, every girl i take is what is left at the end of the night that way there asking you as opposed to you asking them,so you don't get any stupid prices.

Gren62
02-29-08, 05:43
Greetings.

I'll be visiting Pattaya for the first time in May and would like to know whether I should stay near the Soi 8/bar area or Walking Street where the go-go bars seem to be.

In Bangkok, I noticed the go-go dancers were generally prettier than bar girls. Is that true in Pattaya?

Lastly, is it easy to travel between the Soi 8 area and Walking Street?

Thanks in advance and much gratitude for Leo2000's stellar response to my prior post which ultimately made me choose Pattaya.

RetiredForever
02-29-08, 07:37
Greetings.

I'll be visiting Pattaya for the first time in May and would like to know whether I should stay near the Soi 8/bar area or Walking Street where the go-go bars seem to be.

In Bangkok, I noticed the go-go dancers were generally prettier than bar girls. Is that true in Pattaya?

Lastly, is it easy to travel between the Soi 8 area and Walking Street?

Thanks in advance and much gratitude for Leo2000's stellar response to my prior post which ultimately made me choose Pattaya.
Definitely stay on Soi 8. Only cost 10 B to catch ride down to Walking Street. There are a couple of good hotels right on Soi 8. I usually stay at Sunshine 1200-1600B but cheaper 850B at 2 hotels that run down street in front of Sunshine between Soi 7 and Soi 8. My mind is blank right now and do not have cards with me but one is a British place (Pig and Whistle?) and other is something like AFN. Can not miss if you just take road from front of Sunshine on Soi 8 to Soi 7. If you really need I can look up for you and send.
Soi 7 and 8 are right next to each other. There are several go go bars there. The one next to Beach road on Soi 7 has a jacuzzi show. Run by a younger mammasan from Bangkok that is real funny and lot of fun. Girl cost ST 1000 B plus bar fine 600B. The biggest problem with go go bars the bar fine is usually always 600B plus cost of girl plus drinks and if LT then add food cost. Then problem getting them to leave in morning. Always have an exit plan ie. "I need to leave for tour so leave." If not they want to keep you on string making money. Remember you are the ATM machine so you run the show. Also if you are wanting anything in particular agree in advance. Do not get to room and then get turned down for anything but straight sex.
Personally I think Walking Street is turning kind of boring and lots of ladyboys.
If you want something quick and easy hit Lollita's for a qucik BBBJ for 700B. They are located on street behind Mike's mall. For price kind of takes the urgency off you.
And for whatever it is worth part - always kiss the girl before you bar fine. I have found if there is no real response or passion it will be the same in the room.
Try to change your thinking from how you think back home. A lot of these girls are lucky to get a ST or LT 4-6 times in one month. The less effort you put into it the better you will do and less it will cost. Not like back home where you have to wine, dine, and beg to get anything.
Read some of my previous posts may help out.

Silent Thoughts
02-29-08, 13:16
Hi Everybody,

Sorry to keep the racial agenda ON but had a few thoughts which I did want to share. The original post is in Bangkok section since the information I felt was centred more around Bangkok then Pattaya. Hope I am not disturbing anyone or wasting there time. If I am, you can always choose not to read it anyways.

http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=713328&postcount=1561

Wendella
03-01-08, 17:34
i let her shower and leave with 1000baht.

i said "hi" to the lt girl as i walked by, but she didn't respond.

in me drinking in that bar, in full sight of her and her colleagues. did that result in her 'losing face' big time? was i doing something completely wrong?


if you'd agreed on 2000 lt but then ended up giving her 1000 in the morning, i'd say the non-response was because she wanted to give you the message that she saw that as you reneging on the deal, cheating her of her rightfully earned 2000. so now you're a bad man. don't get me wrong. of course you're right that 2000 was for more than one go. and she knows that too. but the unfriendliness is part of maintaining her position that you crossed her.

i have some experience in thailand, not nearly as much as a lot of people here. but i've had plenty of experiences like that, of one variety or another. it does seem to me that the girl is doing it because she thinks i'm new at this and don't know better. if you think about it, they probably get lots of customers in that category, maybe enough for them to use scamming strategies like that pretty standardly. they're probably successful with it often enough to try to use it as much as possible, if they sense it might work.

a friend of mine said he would talk to the girl beforehand, and say ok if you leave at 7am, you get this much. if you leave at 3am, only this much, at 1am this much. this way if she tried to pull something, he'd be able to say ok then you only want this much, that's what we agreed on. i guess you could also talk to the girl earlier about what lt means exactly -- like can you go as many times as you want, or does it mean just twice, or what. it certainly doesn't ever mean just once, so just by asking that question, you'll get the girl to confirm that you'll get more than once. otherwise they can stand there in the morning and claim that lt means until the morning regardless how many times you had. and they will have had practice perfecting that speech, and all the attitude and gestures that go along with it.

i'd say you did about the best you could in that situation. you got out of it for just 1000, and the girl's act has conveniently served to cut the cord for good, another big plus for you. think how lousy you'd feel after a few more nights like that. that happened to me once, a girl i was stupidly into, kept having unfulfilling nights with her which got worse and worse. every time i figured out how to close the escape routes she'd used the last time, she'd come up with new unexpected ones the next time. and every time i'd see her, i couldn't resist taking her again, and she also couldn't resist the chance to take me again.

Gwailo
03-01-08, 17:52
Greetings.

I'll be visiting Pattaya for the first time in May and would like to know whether I should stay near the Soi 8/bar area or Walking Street where the go-go bars seem to be.

In Bangkok, I noticed the go-go dancers were generally prettier than bar girls. Is that true in Pattaya?

Lastly, is it easy to travel between the Soi 8 area and Walking Street?

Thanks in advance and much gratitude for Leo2000's stellar response to my prior post which ultimately made me choose Pattaya.

I always stay at the Flipper House on soi 7 and have never had any problems. The only thing lacking is an in-room safe, but they have safes at the front desk.
http://flippergroup.com/flipper_house/index.html

Mai Yao
03-01-08, 18:30
Greetings.

I'll be visiting Pattaya for the first time in May and would like to know whether I should stay near the Soi 8/bar area or Walking Street where the go-go bars seem to be.

In Bangkok, I noticed the go-go dancers were generally prettier than bar girls. Is that true in Pattaya?

Lastly, is it easy to travel between the Soi 8 area and Walking Street?

Thanks in advance and much gratitude for Leo2000's stellar response to my prior post which ultimately made me choose Pattaya.

May is low season so you can pick and choose rooms, however FLIPPER HOUSE is very popular and often booked-up even in low season, they do have a great, rooftop pool. There are several hotels that are part of the EASTINY chain, also with pools, on soi's 7 & 8 They are clean, well appointed and reasonably priced.
Transportation to Walking St is by an endless chain of "sawngtaows" travelling the loop of Beech Rd./2nd Rd.: ten Baht.
If you want to stay close to Walking Street, The P72 HOTEL is directly across from LUCIFER'S DISCO, has decent rooms in the old wing for B600-800 and deluxe rooms in a brand new wing for B1200-1500. For some reason they don't have a website. Tel: 03 842 9291

Terry Terrier
03-02-08, 01:13
if you'd agreed on 2000 lt but then ended up giving her 1000 in the morning, i'd say the non-response was because she wanted to give you the message that she saw that as you reneging on the deal, cheating her of her rightfully earned 2000. so now you're a bad man. don't get me wrong. of course you're right that 2000 was for more than one go. and she knows that too. but the unfriendliness is part of maintaining her position that you crossed her.

i have some experience in thailand, not nearly as much as a lot of people here. but i've had plenty of experiences like that, of one variety or another. it does seem to me that the girl is doing it because she thinks i'm new at this and don't know better. if you think about it, they probably get lots of customers in that category, maybe enough for them to use scamming strategies like that pretty standardly. they're probably successful with it often enough to try to use it as much as possible, if they sense it might work.

a friend of mine said he would talk to the girl beforehand, and say ok if you leave at 7am, you get this much. if you leave at 3am, only this much, at 1am this much. this way if she tried to pull something, he'd be able to say ok then you only want this much, that's what we agreed on. i guess you could also talk to the girl earlier about what lt means exactly -- like can you go as many times as you want, or does it mean just twice, or what. it certainly doesn't ever mean just once, so just by asking that question, you'll get the girl to confirm that you'll get more than once. otherwise they can stand there in the morning and claim that lt means until the morning regardless how many times you had. and they will have had practice perfecting that speech, and all the attitude and gestures that go along with it.

i'd say you did about the best you could in that situation. you got out of it for just 1000, and the girl's act has conveniently served to cut the cord for good, another big plus for you. think how lousy you'd feel after a few more nights like that. that happened to me once, a girl i was stupidly into, kept having unfulfilling nights with her which got worse and worse. every time i figured out how to close the escape routes she'd used the last time, she'd come up with new unexpected ones the next time. and every time i'd see her, i couldn't resist taking her again, and she also couldn't resist the chance to take me again.
this is a good post wendella, with some good tips about how to arrange a lt with a girl about whom a punter has doubts.

your last paragraph creates a whole other discussion about treatment of thai prostitutes. we disagreed in the past about the, admittedly, rather extreme 'fake gold honesty test' presented by another poster. but how much slack should we cut for a girl who presses some of the right buttons? and how tactful and polite should we be when we've decided to move on?

my first trip to thailand, about four years ago, presented me with some of these difficulties: my first ever thailand pickup (an absolute stunner from nana's rainbow 3) left at about five or six in the morning without offering a second pop, but i was jetlagged at the time, so couldn't have cared less. how would i have reacted without the jetlag? i've often thought about this. i barfined several girls subsequently from nana plaza (i was staying just around the corner at majestic suites) and had one fairly bad experience with a girl who had a very pretty face and great tits. i paid the bf after about a minute of talking with her and took her over the road to nana hotel's golden beer bar. it very quickly became apparent that she didn't like me to the extent that she wasn't trying in the slightest to disguise the fact. i was quite shocked by her behaviour, told her as much, and told her to go home. (i wrote a report about this in the 2004 thread.)

i've not had a similar situation arise since, but i think i would be less confrontational should it happen again. i think i would probably pretend to take a call about a serious family crisis etc, etc, 'here's a few hundred baht, velly sollee. goot luck, blah blah'. anybody got any other opinions?

Willo69
03-02-08, 02:40
Hi,

No place is dangerous in the wolrd as long as you think with your head & not your dick :) unitl you plan to vist Iraq or Afgan or Pak for holiday or night life.

Thai is perfect place for holiday as long you keep to you self and enjoy your holiday. Posting here I persume you are single male traveling to enjoy the best of the night life.

Cheers

Leo & Gren62
Leo your advice to Gren62 is somewhat blasé, there are more foreigners leaving Pattaya in body bags than the Thai government would have you think!
One doesn’t have to look back too far & see when the last mugging or robbery went sour.
Not to mention the road accidents, unsafe airlines, bombings, unsanitary food /hygiene, drugging, kidnapping or the odd coup just around the corner.

Thailand may have been perfect 15 years ago but things have changed – Stay alert.

Leo you can probably add southern Thailand to your list at the beginning with Iraq, Afghanistan & Pakistan.
Willo

Meepmeep99
03-02-08, 04:16
I've not had a similar situation arise since, but I think I would be less confrontational should it happen again. I think I would probably pretend to take a call about a serious family crisis etc, etc, 'Here's a few hundred baht, velly sollee. Goot luck, blah blah'. Anybody got any other opinions?Your right about not being confrontational, I had problems with lots of lazy girls in hua hin and threw easy 10 of them out on my last stay there. In the end I decided to not bar fine anyone and just picked up girls walking back from working at various bars. I found that some girls would just wanna get barfined. I could never judge whether they just wanted to get bar fined and then it was down hill from then on. I did used to get confrontational but never again, they'll spread loads of shit about you if you upset 'them, this time I'm going to be cool as a cucumber and make it my business to see if I can palm off the most horrible of leaches who pester me for a drink nicely and without telling them to xxxx right off! It's war! Thats why I love the beergarden and thermae and Bangkok, there workers and have there heads screwed on, no money no eat and I kinda respect that. Ok you've got have your wits about you in those places but I had stuff stolen from my bags by the room cleaners at my last hotel in Bangkok so it goes to show it don't matter who the person is theres a chance you could be robbed, the only other time I was robbed was by a bargirl I had barfined and I caught her red handed with money from my wallet hidden underneath her bag on the table in my room, after I had fucked her she had to pick her bag up, I must of disturbed her as I came back from my shower and she didn't have time to bag it, it was the exact same bunch of folded notes I had received in change from the chek bin at her bar. Them little terrors eh! Anybody got any good stories about being robbed blind, because this wasn't one.

Wendella
03-02-08, 08:42
how much slack should we cut for a girl who presses some of the right buttons? And how tactful and polite should we be when we've decided to move on?

I've not had a similar situation arise since, but I think I would be less confrontational should it happen again. I think I would probably pretend to take a call about a serious family crisis etc, etc, 'Here's a few hundred baht, velly sollee. Goot luck, blah blah'. Anybody got any other opinions?

I'd be tempted in that last Nana situation you told, to just cut her loose without paying anything -- she can just walk across the street to her bar and get back onstage, so it's not like she's lost anything. But yes, then there is the social situation and also the fact that you may want to return to that bar later and be able to pick someone up there, not be labeled as the Farang from Hell. Then again, if a girl is that blatant, the other girls must realize she plays the prima donna act, and wouldn't take her too seriously.

I guess the way I'd handle it also would depend on how eager she seemed in the bar. If it seemed like she was aloof and just agreeing to it without any enthusiasm, then I'd cut her some slack because she probably was going along with a deal she wasn't too keen on. I've also had the opposite, a girl who was very seductive before (Angel Disco) return to the hotel to turn into a rudely aloof corpse, making it clear this whole thing was completely tedious to her. (That was back in 2003, and I see she STILL works there. Saw her in Nana parking lot at 2am one night. And I'd seen this same girl there in 2001! She always wears a bob hair cut, usually bleached a bit, nice face -- from Laos, and says she was once in some Thai film as an actress)

On this past trip, I went to Rainbow 4 and was approached (when leaving the men's room) by a girl I'd had my eye on for a few visits -- she's the tall and thin one. There are a few like that there, but she's the distinctly tallest and thinnest. Anyway, she said Hi, what's your name. I asked her if she wanted a drink. She came over to my table and pretty soon cut to the offer,which was for ST only and only upstairs. LT? No, can not. Well, within a few minutes we were upstairs and about a minute after that we were getting dressed again to go our separate ways. I think we had sex but it all went so fast I wasn't completely sure. My condom was filled, so I guess we did. Anyway, the fastest 2000 baht I ever spent.

The next night she spotted me outside (she was done working early I guess) and asked me if I'd buy her a stuffed animal from a vendor. I giggled and said oh no, sorry.

The next night I went back to Nana and hit a few different bars, not being too enthused about anything I was seeing. I decided to go back to RB4 and see if anything else there caught my eye. Well, she was dancing right on stage just inside the door, spotted me the second I stepped inside and made eye contact. She immediately came down off the stage and over to me, wedged herself between my legs and put my arms around her. (she took MY arms and placed them around her, I mean) She was being about as warm as I've seen any girl behave in that bar. After a few minutes tonight's offer came: I go to your hotel. "OH, I thought you can not?" Well, she can. I ask if she can go LT? "No, ST." "Oh, well, hm, I don't know." Then we start negotiating time, she says until 12 (it's 10pm now), and I'm not too interested in that. Then she says ok until 2am for 3000. At this point a mini-mamasan comes over and inserts herself into the negotiation -- She says 5am is LT, she can go until 5am. A bit weird that this one has taken over like this, but I go along with it and the deal is made at 3000 until 5am.

So, we go back to the hotel. We get in bed and as we proceed, she seems to be rushed and I say "I like slow." to which she says she doesn't like slow. Grrr. Anyway, this time I take more control and keep the pace at my own. Eventually we get to the main deal and finish up. At that point she got under the covers and turned on tv, while I relaxed next to her and then dozed off. Awhile later, maybe 45 minutes? she says ok she wants to go now. "You sleep, I go." It's about 12. Now I'm sleepy and not exactly desiring another go this second, so I say OK but you go now only 2000. She says 3000. I tell her that was if she stayed until 5 o'clock. She then said "no, not 5 o'clock, five HOURS" -- Uh, well, its now just 2 hrs later. So knowing that her ST fee is 2000, I just say OK I pay you 2500, ok? She frowned (!!!!) and agreed. She made some remark about how now she would have to go back and work in the bar again to make enough to pay her tuition fee tomorrow (between the lines: that's my fault). I said, "oh, ok" in a nice way, still friendly in tone. She seemed slightly displeased but still polite-friendly. And then she left. I'm sure she ended up getting her next customer and 'made her tuition'. The compromise felt like the only one that was going to be peaceable on both sides. Any less and she would have been pissed off, any more and I would have been.

Now the problem with a girl like this one is that if it's 10pm and you want LT, she knows she can finish you in less than 2 hrs at 2000baht ST (or in my case, 4 minutes), and then get another customer after you for 2000ST again, or even for 3000-4000 for LT. So it's absolutely not in her economic interest to do LT at 10pm. Of course she has to be pretty sure she can get the next customer if she goes back, and I'd say for this one that would be a pretty safe bet. She looked much more like a Japanese girl than a Thai. So in my situation, after we'd done it the first time, now she was looking at having to stick around my hotel for 4-6 more hours for just 1000 baht more, missing out on lots more money to be made back at her bar. Not going to happen. And I can't really blame her. If that mini-mam hadn't jumped in (forcing a deal on us that was more favorable to me than the girl wanted to give), I might have been able to work out a good deal with her -- for less than LT but longer than ST, which may have worked. Then again, it may have been inevitable that she would have pulled that move after the first go.

Wendella
03-02-08, 09:05
A few times I found myself in go go bars that had a waitress or 2 who were hotter than the girls onstage. One was Hollywood Carousel on the top floor of Nana -- there's one tall thin one there who's the hottest girl in the place by a safe distance. What's the deal with those? I mean, I'd think if she was available, she'd be up on stage. It seems like if you work as a waitress, a lot of guys will presume you're not available, so you'd get fewer offers.

In another club at Soi Cowboy called Spice Girls there was another one who caught my eye - and in that club the waitresses wore numbers just like the girls onstage, which kind of gave me the idea they would be availalble.

DG69
03-02-08, 09:16
Yesterday my actual LT girl told me that all bars are closed. I didn't checkt at walking street or soi 2/6/7/8 but around Royal Garden Plaza the most bars were closed, or at least no music played and no alcohol were sold.
Today it should be the same. Can someone cofirm that?
Well for sex, it doesn't matter for me, since I have that girl from Bangkok. She worked usually in Hong Kong, met her in Tunnel disco in Bangkok. Also, other mongers will not starve too much, I guess. Since at the beach road were still alot of girls.
But, it's a bit boring not to go out to bars and discos and just stay at restaurants and inside the Hotel.

Jobair
03-02-08, 15:36
March 2 elections.

Hopefully Labor Day - May 1 - won't be the same deal.

Meepmeep99
03-02-08, 18:01
The next night I went back to Nana and hit a few different bars, not being too enthused about anything I was seeing. I decided to go back to RB4 and see if anything else there caught my eye. Well, she was dancing right on stage just inside the door, spotted me the second I stepped inside and made eye contact. She immediately came down off the stage and over to me, wedged herself between my legs and put my arms around her. (she took MY arms and placed them around her, I mean) She was being about as warm as I've seen any girl behave in that bar. After a few minutes tonight's offer came: I go to your hotel. "OH, I thought you can not?" Well, she can. I ask if she can go LT? "No, ST." "Oh, well, hm, I don't know." Then we start negotiating time, she says until 12 (it's 10pm now), and I'm not too interested in that. Then she says ok until 2am for 3000. At this point a mini-mamasan comes over and inserts herself into the negotiation -- She says 5am is LT, she can go until 5am. A bit weird that this one has taken over like this, but I go along with it and the deal is made at 3000 until 5am.

So, we go back to the hotel. We get in bed and as we proceed, she seems to be rushed and I say "I like slow." to which she says she doesn't like slow. Grrr. Anyway, this time I take more control and keep the pace at my own. Eventually we get to the main deal and finish up. At that point she got under the covers and turned on tv, while I relaxed next to her and then dozed off. Awhile later, maybe 45 minutes? she says ok she wants to go now. "You sleep, I go." It's about 12. Now I'm sleepy and not exactly desiring another go this second, so I say OK but you go now only 2000. She says 3000. I tell her that was if she stayed until 5 o'clock. She then said "no, not 5 o'clock, five HOURS" -- Uh, well, its now just 2 hrs later. So knowing that her ST fee is 2000, I just say OK I pay you 2500, ok? She frowned (!!!!) and agreed. She made some remark about how now she would have to go back and work in the bar again to make enough to pay her tuition fee tomorrow (between the lines: that's my fault). I said, "oh, ok" in a nice way, still friendly in tone. She seemed slightly displeased but still polite-friendly. And then she left. I'm sure she ended up getting her next customer and 'made her tuition'. The compromise felt like the only one that was going to be peaceable on both sides. Any less and she would have been pissed off, any more and I would have been.

Now the problem with a girl like this one is that if it's 10pm and you want LT, she knows she can finish you in less than 2 hrs at 2000baht ST (or in my case, 4 minutes), and then get another customer after you for 2000ST again, or even for 3000-4000 for LT. So it's absolutely not in her economic interest to do LT at 10pm. Of course she has to be pretty sure she can get the next customer if she goes back, and I'd say for this one that would be a pretty safe bet. She looked much more like a Japanese girl than a Thai. So in my situation, after we'd done it the first time, now she was looking at having to stick around my hotel for 4-6 more hours for just 1000 baht more, missing out on lots more money to be made back at her bar. Not going to happen. And I can't really blame her. If that mini-mam hadn't jumped in (forcing a deal on us that was more favorable to me than the girl wanted to give), I might have been able to work out a good deal with her -- for less than LT but longer than ST, which may have worked. Then again, it may have been inevitable that she would have pulled that move after the first go.I would have told her here's your short time rate, now if you want to go go to the go-go, go and thanks for the saved money. Although all the factors you have mentioned about this girl add up to her being a ladyboy. Tall and thin works in rainbow 4, aggressive, gives bad service and won't take no for answer. No offence meant but I'm sure others will agree that rainbow is 50% ladyboy sometimes.

Montrealer2
03-02-08, 18:08
Yes all bars are closed due to National Elections, until midnight sunday march 2nd.

They're closed because no alcohol can be served.

But personally, I find this is great because the girls are waiting everywhere for you, including the bars, where they just sit around in the dark waiting for farangs to show up with offers!

It's great. You pay nothing on drinks and just cut to the chase!

Bold Focker
03-03-08, 03:59
Can anyone in Pattaya report on the smoking ban that came into affect on 11th Feb. i have heard that some bars are enforcing it now and other are waiting until the law is to be enforced with fines on june 1st.

I'm looking forward to going back and not having to move around the bar every time someone sparks up!

It works well in the civilized world, I see no reason why it cant work in Thailand!

Wendella
03-03-08, 13:10
No offence meant but I'm sure others will agree that rainbow is 50% ladyboy sometimes.

There's only one way to find out for sure, and I have no doubt of your certainty about this. ;-)

Lemon Tree
03-03-08, 14:46
my information is that smoking (cigarettes, cigars and pipe) isn’t allowed from now in all bars and restaurants. separate rooms for smokers are not allowed. there is a short transitional period until the end of april. from 1st of may you have to pay round about 2000 baht, if they snap you. the owner of the bar has to pay about 20.000 baht. if they control.
i hope, the system works like the traffic control. if you call for a traffic ticket from the police, after they have stopped your car or bike, you pay 500 baht. without ticket it is 200 baht.
so better go to [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)’s or pump station and let smoke. you have a better consideration for your money.

enjoy your life.
lemon tree

Meaty
03-04-08, 08:57
... If you call for a traffic ticket from the police, after they have stopped your car or bike, you pay 500 Baht. Without ticket it is 200 Baht...
Unless the BIB charge more in Pattaya than Bangkok i think you're being overcharged for your ticket ! It's 300 baht for a ticket in Bangkok, you must surrender your driving license, or a photocopy is fine if you have one, they will issue you a ticket, which you can pay at the post office within a certain timeframe, the driving license you despoited is then posted back to your home address after they see the payment has been made. I find it huighly amusing when police stop and tell you it's 500 baht to be on your way, i go for the 300 baht ticket everytime, in most cases the BIB can't be bothered and just give up on anything !

RetiredForever
03-04-08, 11:55
Definitely stay on Soi 8. Only cost 10 B to catch ride down to Walking Street. There are a couple of good hotels right on Soi 8. I usually stay at Sunshine 1200-1600B but cheaper 850B at 2 hotels that run down street in front of Sunshine between Soi 7 and Soi 8. My mind is blank right now and do not have cards with me but one is a British place (Pig and Whistle?) and other is something like AFN. Can not miss if you just take road from front of Sunshine on Soi 8 to Soi 7. If you really need I can look up for you and send.
Soi 7 and 8 are right next to each other. There are several go go bars there. The one next to Beach road on Soi 7 has a jacuzzi show. Run by a younger mammasan from Bangkok that is real funny and lot of fun. Girl cost ST 1000 B plus bar fine 600B. The biggest problem with go go bars the bar fine is usually always 600B plus cost of girl plus drinks and if LT then add food cost. Then problem getting them to leave in morning. Always have an exit plan ie. "I need to leave for tour so leave." If not they want to keep you on string making money. Remember you are the ATM machine so you run the show. Also if you are wanting anything in particular agree in advance. Do not get to room and then get turned down for anything but straight sex.
Personally I think Walking Street is turning kind of boring and lots of ladyboys.
If you want something quick and easy hit Lollita's for a qucik BBBJ for 700B. They are located on street behind Mike's mall. For price kind of takes the urgency off you.
And for whatever it is worth part - always kiss the girl before you bar fine. I have found if there is no real response or passion it will be the same in the room.
Try to change your thinking from how you think back home. A lot of these girls are lucky to get a ST or LT 4-6 times in one month. The less effort you put into it the better you will do and less it will cost. Not like back home where you have to wine, dine, and beg to get anything.
Read some of my previous posts may help out.
I really should have included this info in my first response. In the day time Walking Street smells like a sewer. Have been through a number of times in day and just plain disgusting. Most of fun bars closed until later. Cheap food further apart. Better to just visit it at night and get away during the day. At night kind of fun due to all of the lighting. Kind of reminds me of Bourbon St in New Orleans (or what it use to be like before Katrina) in the sense that fun to go to at night to hear music and be part of crowds. Day time lot better off in Soi 8 area. No matter where you stay figure on catching a few rides per day.
Pulled a few cards:
Pig & Whistle 850 B Soi 7/8
Sunshine 1200B Soi 8
Bella Vista Soi 7 980B
Flipper Soi 8 1100 B
Easting Soi 8 1600 B (looks like about 6 mos old very upscale)
Apex Hotel Soi 216/11 500B
Opey De Place 700b (by Hell Club & Lollita's)
New Nikon Court 700B (by Hell Club & Lollita's) 312/90 M.9 Soi Lengkee
Both of the one's by Lollita's looke nice and clean.
Honey Inn 800B 529/2 Soi 11 Pattaya 2nd RD
Anyway hope helps. These were a few of cards I picked up last visit. All seemed okay by my standars from outside. Prices were what I was quotedin 12/2007

Cactus J
03-04-08, 15:19
Great hotel list! I would like to add Charlie Place, corner of Soi Dianna and Soi Bakaw 900b. Beg to differ but a friend of mine stayed at Opey De Place this Dec/Jan 900b.

Cactus J

Starchild2012
03-05-08, 23:36
Out of curiosity, Why walking street is called walking street..its obvious, that people walk on the walking street..which gives away any secrets it holds :).

Is there anything else on the walking street or people just walk around here and there..

Was there any Discovery like newfoundland or new england or a British expat just walked onto pattaya and said wow..this steet is nice..lets name it walking street or its named after his demise and the bar girls named it after him as the greatest monger of all time.....Mr James Walking :D

The name is tooo simple and does not convene what history walking street hold ;)


It should be re-named as a tribute to all ISG members as Mongers Lane or Buddha's bite or Angels Path Way or something Thai That..:)

Traveller 33
03-06-08, 07:43
I'm deciding whether to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya during my next Thailand visit. Based on all the news reports within the link, Pattaya sounds like a dangerous place and I should probably go to Bangkok instead. Would you all agree?

Thanks for in advance for your advice.I don't believe everything I read as somethings are blown out of proportion

ie Grenades guns and fists used in a fight but no report on fatalities seems to me that's BS.

Some ways to stay safe or at least prevent the chances of trouble

1. Don't ride motorbikes esp when drunk

2. Don't flash big cash only bring out enough for the night.

3. Don't flash gold or expensive watches

4. Keep to weel lit areas (standard safety precation in any city)

5. Don't walk beachside of Beach Rd late at night.

6. Don't go looking for trouble, or you will find it.

7. Don't get shitfaced falling down drunk you are making a target of yourself.

8. If you decide to ignore No'7 do it within staggering distance of your hotel.

9.Keep cool be nice and pull your head in.

10. If there is any confrontation turn and walk away.

11. use your hotels safety deposit.

I'm sure others would have more ideas but I think you get the picture, so I'll get off my soapbox now.

Just be aware of your surroundings and any situations that may develope near or around you.

Oh yes I nearly forgot don't get involved if it's none of tou business keep out of it.

One more thing have a great time I will and will be there next week

LittleBigMan
03-06-08, 07:47
Walking Street,

Might be because during the day, the street is available to vehicles and traffic of all kinds from Beach Road. Then at night it is blocked off and only available for walking foot traffic. There you might have it! WALKING STREET!

LBM

Dinghy
03-06-08, 17:30
Go ahead and stay in grungthep - that's one less to deal with in Pattaya. :)

In all honesty, Pattaya isn't any better or any WORSE than most other places with similar populations. it IS, of course, essentially wall-to-wall available "poo-ying" - with a more "affordable" price structure than grungthep

"Bai nai, khon sooay krup?" Bai doo-ay luh krup?

J Ride
03-06-08, 17:35
Hi All,

Glad to hear you guys have been keeping the water warm for me upon my return. Just a quick question to those converting their weary dollar to baht - how are the in-country exchange rates treating you? We're looking at 29 to 31 baht on the dollar for exchange in the states. Is it any better in the LOS? We need every baht we can get.

See you all soon and remember NOT to behave. Slap some asses tonight for me.

J Ride.

Gren62
03-08-08, 02:07
Greetings all.

As a Pattaya first-timer, I'm trying to narrow down my hotel options with the following criteria:

1. Around 1, 000 baht/day

2. In-room safe (preferred, but not a must)

3. Shower is western-style (I. E. Not just a shower hose over the toilet and spraying everywhere)

4. Bed is actually one piece and not two small beds pushed together

5. Located near Soi 8 bar area (I wouldn't want to be wandering too much while [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) drunk in a new, strange, yet incredible place! )

I've searched this forum rather thoroughly for such a hotel, but couldn't find a place that met all criteria. Flipper House seemed perfect, but then read they push 2 single beds to make a queen size. That seemed like an uncomfortably bad idea, especially since I intend to use that bed to its fullest!

Many thanks in advance for everyone's help. Also, much gratitude to Mai Yao, Gwailo and especially RetiredForever for guiding this newbie. If you guys are there in May, I'm buying you a beer!