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Since we're talking restaurants I'll just mention 2 Carioca famous restaurants one is in Copacabana Pavao Azul, during happy hour the crowd is standing in the streets, good Brazilian food and well priced. Another is Jobi in Leblon, same thing happy hour packed, food is Brazilian and great.Jobi is lovely.
Axel Heyst
03-09-24, 20:52
Here are Vagabundo's sex food combo list, some of which have been covered. <snip> All good.
I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.
And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.Hey, I resemble that remark. KKK. No offense taken. I spend 10 or 12 weeks abroad every year. The rest of the time I am stuck in south Florida which BTW is not a bad place to be stuck in. I am very comfortable living where I do, but yeah, my lifestyle in the USA is very different from how I would live in dot dot dot fill in the blank (SP, RJ, BKK, or Pat). And when I am visiting SP or RJ or wherever, I behave very differently from the way expats like yourself behave mainly because time is of such an essence for me so every night when I travel is boate, terma, or repeat favorite boate girl night.
So, I totally respect what you are doing down in RJ even though I would probably do it a little different if I were living full time in SP or RJ. But Rock On!
Anyway, I will be back in SP in late June until early August. Wintertime! Drop me a line if you should happen to be in SP during the same time frame. It might be fun to clinica hop with you and compare notes. I bet you would like Bahamas Club in case you have never been there. https://bahamashotelclub.com.br/. And I am already thinking about RJ for some time in November or early December. Summertime!
A. H.
Time for is she a 10. I'm giving a 10 to this girl. Amazing body and face. What say you:
5. 39 time in blue swimsuit black hair.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx53LsuOos4&t=336s&pp=ygUec3ByaW5nIGJyZWFrIDIwMjQgbWlhbWkgdHJhdmVs
I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.I actually happened to like Marius (before the allergy for shellfish hit me with a hummer), although I'm a bit confused about the pricing. Are you sure 250 was for seafood buffet and not regular buffet (the regular also includes some seafood)? Because I can swear it cost me more (I've been there 2 or 3 times and don't remember ever leaving it without dropping a Benjamin and a change). Of course, that would include the drinks, deserts and tips, but it couldn't have been another $50.
Again, the food in Marius is top-notched if very pricey unless my memory plays tricks with me, but what can I say? We're spoiled here in NYC.
By the way, that Argentinian joint Gran Parilla that Axel mentioned, is a great sit-down steakhouse and the price tag there wasn't offensive to my senses, LOL. And it's around the corner from Hyatt that houses a fantastic Michelin sushi joint if you happen to be nearby. Very pricey, but I liked the food better than Leblon Sushi.
Hey guys,
Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.
Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.
Thanks.
Axel Heyst
03-10-24, 13:55
my lifestyle in the USA is very different from how I would live in dot dot dot fill in the blank (SP, RJ, BKK, or Pat). And when I am visiting SP or RJ or wherever, I behave very differently from the way expats like yourself behave mainly because time is of such an essence for me so every night when I travel is boate, terma, or repeat favorite boate girl night. I want to add that same as with the girls, I eat differently when I am on a trip compared to what I eat at home. For starters, in south Florida I go out to eat maybe 2 x a week with friends. I go to a steak house maybe 1 x every other month. I cut way back on portions and processed carbs. Most nights I bbq skinless chicken breasts or salmon steaks on my patio. I rarely eat pizza or fries (processed carbs). No deserts other than fruit. On the road it is another story. I always eat in restaurants, and I eat everything and anything I want including deserts (sugar). Same as I do with the girls, KKK. No holding back. If I were living full time in SP or RJ I am sure I would cut back on the intake of both and most certainly eat a whole lot healthier. The difference is like how I would run a 100 meters vs running a marathon.
I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.Was one of them wearing all pink?
Vagabundo1
03-11-24, 01:32
I am not sure on the pricing.
I actually happened to like Marius (before the allergy for shellfish hit me with a hummer), although I'm a bit confused about the pricing. Are you sure 250 was for seafood buffet and not regular buffet (the regular also includes some seafood)? Because I can swear it cost me more (I've been there 2 or 3 times and don't remember ever leaving it without dropping a Benjamin and a change). Of course, that would include the drinks, deserts and tips, but it couldn't have been another $50.
Again, the food in Marius is top-notched if very pricey unless my memory plays tricks with me, but what can I say? We're spoiled here in NYC.
By the way, that Argentinian joint Gran Parilla that Axel mentioned, is a great sit-down steakhouse and the price tag there wasn't offensive to my senses, LOL. And it's around the corner from Hyatt that houses a fantastic Michelin sushi joint if you happen to be nearby. Very pricey, but I liked the food better than Leblon Sushi.
Hey guys,
Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.
Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.
Thanks.This one is at the low end. She is average looking. If she is better looking, I would try to talk her down to 800 which she may refuse. If you want people to help you, you need to provide more information, like what the girl looks like and the price she is asking. You are giving out information so others can help you.
Sao Paulo is no longer a cheap place for good looking pro any more, and non-pro will probably be selective, at least when they just start out
Axel Heyst
03-11-24, 13:41
here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse.
Just to be clear this is for newbies, not experts or residents.
2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.
3. Good things come to those who wait. If you really want to get some quality meats -- and you must because you're paying American / European prices -- you'll have to say Nao Obrigado muitos vezes. Otherwise, you'll quickly find yourself totally full, out of breath and completely fucked by your friendly and smiling meat carver. Look at Brazilian customers at the tables around you. They aren't rushing anywhere.
4. Here are the most important words to remember: Picanha, Alcatra, and Fraldinha, or prime top sirloin, top sirloin and bottom sirloin. I personally love Fraldinha better than the other two, but that's because I'm strange and different. Most prefer Picanha, but you can't go wrong with any of them.
6. I also like lamb cuts. All kind of them. When I hear carneiro, the happiness is there. Almost rhymes.
7. Ribs are called costelas. Costela for beef ribs and costela de carneiro for lamb.
10. I have a rule. If I don't get the meat I want after 5 waiter rounds or 15 minutes, I'll tell them to bring me some of the stuff I want. It always worked for me in Brazil.
11. What to do in the meantime? Their buffets are fabulous. Some people forgo buffets. They work on a concept of stuffing themselves with as much meat as humanly possible. I don't know. I just gorge on delicious food. This is a very instructive primer for would be 1st time Churrascaria customers. I can only add that one of the main traits that separate a great Churrascaria from an ok or average Churrascaria aside from the quality of the meats is the length of time between serving rounds. A great Churrascaria does not make its customers wait a long time for the best cuts. My favorite Churrascaria is Barbacoa in Itaim Bibi, SP. This restaurant has top quality meats and they have a fast rotation of their best cuts.
Warning: this is a very popular restaurant with the locals, and they are always busy and full of customers. As a result, I either go there early around 12:15 pm before the huge lunch crowd arrives, or around 6:30 pm before the full capacity dinner crowd arrives to avoid waiting for a table. But no matter when I go there, they are always very friendly and accommodating towards me. It is a great restaurant. And interestingly they have two other branches in SP that I know of, but those two branches are menu driven ie you pick the specific cut you want and a side or two and that's that. 2 thumbs up for both Barbacoa styles.
Was one of them wearing all pink?Maybe one girl had a pinkish stretch type dress on, not hot pink.
Steve 9696
03-11-24, 17:25
Hey guys,
Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.
Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.
Thanks.Guess you figured out there is no specific Brazil Seeking thread as I see you found the main thread. For others seeking similar info go here.
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4144-Seeking-Arrangements&p=2900446&posted=1#post2900446.
I posted an answer to your questions plus my overall guide to using Seeking. Needs an update but 90% accurate.
Vagabundo1
03-12-24, 16:32
Hate fucks and Classico Beach Club.
So I go and do a prive on Saturday after Posto 10 with a ISG wingman who got a airbnb out in Recreio. The fuck is a hate fuck as the girl is a repeat prive girl who I stood up and has been obsessing over me. She gets all wrapped around the axel about wrapping up my dick in the condom so I just come quickly, she massages, and we fuck again.
The next day, we go to Classico Beach Club at Posto 2. A few other iSGers come by to say Hi.
Today, Tuesday, Nina Deponca is coming over. I am having a tech come out for a blood draw to test for std and it gets her greedy carioca ass moving, which is nearly impossible with these fucking cunts.
When you look at the economics of the high end cunts in the termas, it just sucks for us as consumers. They think 530 r an hour, and then they do this retarded Brazilian ohlo grande math and try to multiply it, and you get girls saying oh, I can make 10,000 reais a week, but they really can't. Not for anything longer than their first few weeks if they are super hot, and then other girls talk to them and you get this fucking bullshit where they think they deserve it.
What is fair?
500 or 600 reais a week if they get internet, food, shelter is what vagabundo2 pays for good girls from VM, and he goes to Perla, and then just ubers over to VM to get the girls who stay over for a week, and he shops at Sam's Club.
Vagabundo1
03-12-24, 20:07
Nina De Ponca comes over and I fuck her 3 holes, blow a load up her ass, just spit for lube -- load 1, 10 minutes cardio.
A little bit later, I use lube and wear her out for for 30 minutes, load 2, also a three holer, and as I may as well fuck a carioca ass, I give her another colonoscopy for the finish.
STD test guy comes over (PM me to join the zap group and I will pass the deets), he takes blood for both of us for a full STD panel, and we serve him a burger and fries, he cleans his plate, and Nina cleans the restaurant. Good girl.
We are watching DJango Unchained, which has cross country significance from USA to Brazil through Tarantino, who after Hemingway, Twain, and Franklin, stand for American Letters, just as Amado, Marquez, and Henry Miller stand for Latin American and Monger literature.
We are so smooth, the medic forgets to charge me. But I pay him anyway. Rio is like that.
Hate fucks and Classico Beach Club.
So I go and do a prive on Saturday after Posto 10 with a ISG wingman who got a airbnb out in Recreio. The fuck is a hate fuck as the girl is a repeat prive girl who I stood up and has been obsessing over me. She gets all wrapped around the axel about wrapping up my dick in the condom so I just come quickly, she massages, and we fuck again.
The next day, we go to Classico Beach Club at Posto 2. A few other iSGers come by to say Hi.
Today, Tuesday, Nina Deponca is coming over. I am having a tech come out for a blood draw to test for std and it gets her greedy carioca ass moving, which is nearly impossible with these fucking cunts.
When you look at the economics of the high end cunts in the termas, it just sucks for us as consumers. They think 530 r an hour, and then they do this retarded Brazilian ohlo grande math and try to multiply it, and you get girls saying oh, I can make 10,000 reais a week, but they really can't. Not for anything longer than their first few weeks if they are super hot, and then other girls talk to them and you get this fucking bullshit where they think they deserve it.
What is fair?
500 or 600 reais a week if they get internet, food, shelter is what vagabundo2 pays for good girls from VM, and he goes to Perla, and then just ubers over to VM to get the girls who stay over for a week, and he shops at Sam's Club.
By accident I stumbled upon an open Facebook group called "HELP discoteca copacabana RIO DE JANEIRO". Nothing really special but they have posted a lot of photos from girls from Help and ho-beach. Mostly from the nineties /2000 and the end of the eighties.
Vagabundo1
03-13-24, 02:24
Vagabundo fucked Nina Deponca bare in 9 holes, with 3 x 3 holer fucks. 300 r, 100 r per fuck, 33 reais per hole. There is a golf course around here. Vagabundo's doctor lives out here, so it must be OK.
Then he went to Paris at 21, it was dead, and he went to the 24 h Zona Sul and got some beer, french bread and brie cheese.
I just contacted a girl on barravip and she told me she wants half up front using pix before she would even come. I told her I don't have Pix, that was the end of the conversation LOL. Meanwhile I have 2 others texting me begging to come over.
Hey Guys!
I am planning a trip to Manaus and the Amazon, but the way flights work in Brazil, I will have to go through either Sao Paolo or Rio. I have been to Rio once before, a few months before the FIFA World Cup. I did the termas, like 4 x 4 etc, and had a great time. But I was there from a Wed to Sat. This time around, my stay in either Sao Paolo or Rio will be Sunday to Wednesday. I have never been to SP.
What are the Rio Termas like Sun-Tues? I imagine that the selection is less, but is it barren? Same question goes for Scandallo and the other clubs in SP.
All things being equal, I am leaning towards Rio, if only for the beach. Also for the fact that Scandallo, and the clubs like it, seem quite pricey. However, there are more flight options from SP.
Thanks in advance!
NiteRiderCal
03-14-24, 04:35
Have anyone use Revolut ATM card recently in Brazil? Does it work? If not, which ATM card are you using and what exchange rate do you get? How are you getting your cash in Rio?
I have always uses Revolut card because its market exchange rate and charge a 0. 5%fee. Unlike Bank of America which give a shitty exchange rate that is a few percent against me. This rate is better than any exchange house. However, 6 months ago, Revolut did not work at any Brazilian bank ATM. I went to the same bank that had work in the past, Itau, Bradesco, Santander. The only ATM that work was a 24 Horas ATM, but those none bank ATM are a total rip off. Luckily, I have a good Brazilian friend that let me borrow cash. This time, I don't want to bother people and I don't like the feeling of owing something to anyone.
Is there a US bank which give you market rate or good exchange rate that you recommend? I still have time to open bank account before I go. A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.
Thank to anyone that can help with info.
What are the Rio Termas like Sun-Tues? All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.
A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.
Where did you do the search?
Vagabundo1
03-14-24, 10:34
That's fkn ridiculous.
Get her pix details and cpf and report it to the policia federal for tax evasion.
Like CBJ.
Just say no.
These local be-chs are getting all overconfident due to g20 brics hype, but they have no nuclear weapons, no nuclear powered submarines even though they have been building one for 30 years almost, no aircraft carriers, just a 20 year old 20,000 used british helicopter carrier, and aspiratioins to be a world power because some british bond salesman coined bric to sell bonds and the be in brics was Brazil, but only because his junior bond sales guys wanted bunda. These people are always cloying cand clawing for money, always trying to rip off gringos because fucking gringos is the only leading industry.
Brazil is the country of the future and it always will be because its' people are selling each other off as economic slaves and always have since the beginning of their history.
I just contacted a girl on barravip and she told me she wants half up front using pix before she would even come. I told her I don't have Pix, that was the end of the conversation LOL. Meanwhile I have 2 others texting me begging to come over.
NiteRiderCal
03-14-24, 16:19
All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.
Where did you do the search?https://www.monito.com/en/bank-currency-exchange/charles-schwab
I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?
Steve 9696
03-14-24, 17:44
All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.
Where did you do the search?As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In São Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.
Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.
Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.
Have anyone use Revolut ATM card recently in Brazil? Does it work? If not, which ATM card are you using and what exchange rate do you get? How are you getting your cash in Rio?
I have always uses Revolut card because its market exchange rate and charge a 0. 5%fee. Unlike Bank of America which give a shitty exchange rate that is a few percent against me. This rate is better than any exchange house. However, 6 months ago, Revolut did not work at any Brazilian bank ATM. I went to the same bank that had work in the past, Itau, Bradesco, Santander. The only ATM that work was a 24 Horas ATM, but those none bank ATM are a total rip off. Luckily, I have a good Brazilian friend that let me borrow cash. This time, I don't want to bother people and I don't like the feeling of owing something to anyone.
Is there a US bank which give you market rate or good exchange rate that you recommend? I still have time to open bank account before I go. A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.
Thank to anyone that can help with info.I just did 7 weeks in Rio and Campinas and used Revolut only. Next time I would upgrade to premium so you have unlimted exchange if you pay with card and 400 euro per month withdrawals with no fees.
As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In So Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.
Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.
Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.So you think that Scandallo is worth the stretch? That is the impression that I have been getting on ISG-- that Scandallo is a singular, bucket list venue. I have travelled to many countries, and been on ISG for a while now. The only other place that I have heard of talked about with the same reverence was FKK Oase back in the day.
Jimmy Boy 99
03-15-24, 03:10
As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In So Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.
Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.
Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.In addition to Tangara, clinicas Yankin, Miruna, Prime, Indy, and probably Brooklin are open on Sundays until about 7 PM.
Steve 9696
03-15-24, 03:29
So you think that Scandallo is worth the stretch? That is the impression that I have been getting on ISG-- that Scandallo is a singular, bucket list venue. I have travelled to many countries, and been on ISG for a while now. The only other place that I have heard of talked about with the same reverence was FKK Oase back in the day.To be clear it's unlike FKK because the girls are all dressed (nicely). But on balance it blows FKK out of the water, even during its heyday. I've been to Sharks and Oase and Globe and Palace and World and nothing holds a candle to Scandallo. It is my favorite venue worldwide by a wide margin and I've been nearly everywhere. Word of warning tho. I now find FKK a lot less exciting having experienced Scandallo.
The other notable thing about Scandallo that exceeds FKK besides the glitz and glam is the whole girlfriend feeling to it. You know in FKK what's your name. Where you from. We go to room now? That is totally NOT Scandallo. It's common to hang out and party with your girl for 30 minutes or hour or more before you hit the room. Cuddle. Dance. Drink. Make out. It's all part of the scene.
Finally but this is not unique to Scandallo Brasileiras love to kiss. Every last one of them. And they are good kissers. Like they teach it in middle school or something! I once told my girl that some girls worldwide don't want to kiss and would have sex but not kiss. And she's like what the fuck is that? How can you have sex without kissing? LOL.
Once you have done Brasil you will be hooked. Guaranteed.
The Critic
03-15-24, 03:40
So you think that Scandallo is worth the stretch? That is the impression that I have been getting on ISG-- that Scandallo is a singular, bucket list venue. I have travelled to many countries, and been on ISG for a while now. The only other place that I have heard of talked about with the same reverence was FKK Oase back in the day.
Betcha by Golly Wow!! YES worth the stretch!
https://youtu.be/9IpyJ8xUfio?si=LMPw35wYjX3XWEH7
Come over to the Sao Paulo Thread to learn more.
To be clear it's unlike FKK because the girls are all dressed (nicely). But on balance it blows FKK out of the water, even during its heyday. I've been to Sharks and Oase and Globe and Palace and World and nothing holds a candle to Scandallo. It is my favorite venue worldwide by a wide margin and I've been nearly everywhere. Word of warning tho. I now find FKK a lot less exciting having experienced Scandallo.
The other notable thing about Scandallo that exceeds FKK besides the glitz and glam is the whole girlfriend feeling to it. You know in FKK what's your name. Where you from. We go to room now? That is totally NOT Scandallo. It's common to hang out and party with your girl for 30 minutes or hour or more before you hit the room. Cuddle. Dance. Drink. Make out. It's all part of the scene.
Finally but this is not unique to Scandallo Brasileiras love to kiss. Every last one of them. And they are good kissers. Like they teach it in middle school or something! I once told my girl that some girls worldwide don't want to kiss and would have sex but not kiss. And she's like what the fuck is that? How can you have sex without kissing? LOL.
Once you have done Brasil you will be hooked. Guaranteed.Quality hanging out time, kissing, and I assume a good experience in the room? SOLD!
Vagabundo1
03-15-24, 07:22
I've been to scandallo and no it is not worth fucking a girl there. It is worth having dinner there once to credit against the consumable, but then go to the clinicas which are world class.
Perola Negra is the best terma in Brazil and the world because it is on the beach, the best beach in the world, at classicobeachclub posto 2, barra the tijuca. Show me the beach at Scandallo? It is in Santos and Paraty and a hours long uber away. But it's worth doing SP several times in a lifetime until you realize you could live the rest of your life in RJ, and POA and Floripa, teaching college students english and banging the hottest ones, because teaching college kids, getting to know them and falling in real love with the hottest ones from say, Russia, is better even than being a unfuckable fuck who has to pay for sex in a sex club; get some game you unfuckable fucks and go get your dirty old man professor of English on!
To be clear it's unlike FKK because the girls are all dressed (nicely). But on balance it blows FKK out of the water, even during its heyday. I've been to Sharks and Oase and Globe and Palace and World and nothing holds a candle to Scandallo. It is my favorite venue worldwide by a wide margin and I've been nearly everywhere. Word of warning tho. I now find FKK a lot less exciting having experienced Scandallo.
The other notable thing about Scandallo that exceeds FKK besides the glitz and glam is the whole girlfriend feeling to it. You know in FKK what's your name. Where you from. We go to room now? That is totally NOT Scandallo. It's common to hang out and party with your girl for 30 minutes or hour or more before you hit the room. Cuddle. Dance. Drink. Make out. It's all part of the scene.
So I had Sofia come over recently and asked her for a profile of her clientle, she told me older Brazilian men. She lives in Copacabana, I asked her why many girls live in Barra, she said there are many very rich Brazilians there. Futeball players, businessmen etc. That's how they get the high prices. To have your pictures on the site costs 1,500 reais a week. I heard these same answers before. This girl was very hot, walked in sat down next to me and started DFK and it was all great from there plus reasonably priced, I would repeat. I also had a girl come over that I met in DV last week, second time was much better plus it wasn't 2 o'clock in the morning so I was much more alert.
I see taxi cab drivers getting more aggressive, they see you standing on the curb calling an Uber and pull over and tell you they'll take you where you want to go, plus a lot of taxis are parked, Uber is giving them a run for their money.
BenTiger07
03-15-24, 23:04
Touchdown in rio. Having a hard time deciding if I like sao paulo or rio girls are better bang for the buck. Help me pick!
I've been to scandallo and no it is not worth fucking a girl there.Of course, it's all a matter of opinion. There are plenty of people here who don't agree with yours. The majority I dare say. Well we all know the saying. Everybody has an opinion and an asshole. Including the beautiful blonde brancas of Brazil thank goodness! LMAO!
BenTiger07
03-16-24, 04:48
All depends what type of guy you are. If money isn't an object & you don't like to spend any time hunting, scandallo is convenient. Lets be honest.
If your taking a short vacation, don't have much time, & want to enjoy with the boys, scandallo is convenient. It's where I met with the guys once or twice a month over a meal & sometimes a girl joining us. Sometimes, I did partake in getting a room.
If money is an object & you are spending alot of time in sao paulo, then scandallo is a bad idea. You can save $ & have a great time doing some research online of escorts, going to cheaper venues, clinicas, rio, etc.
I do believe girls on average are slightly better looking in sao paulo, but because it's only slightly, I have a hard time putting sao paulo over rio. I like them both equally. The beach is good for your health & a bunch of pollution / traffic of city life isn't.
Axel Heyst
03-16-24, 13:45
I think there would still be a variety of preferences and opinions even if the topic of conversation were limited to "best bang for your buck. " VM, RJ Prive's, vs SP clinicas: we all know the cheapest, but what is the best or preferred venue in this category and why will always be in dispute. For example, I prefer the clinicas in this price range.
If the topic were "best nightclub / bordellos" with "best" indicating highest quality, largest number of friendly girls available, and all that this implies, then there really is no contest. RJ's termas are good, I like a few, but good ain't exactly amazing. BTW, when did Help (amazing) close? I am sorry I missed it.
FilthyBeaver
03-16-24, 13:50
Your opinion does not appear to be consensus re Scandollo. Is it money, girl looks quality, girl attitude, staff service / attitude, do you regularly get turned down?
If if the entrance fee is acceptable to you which buys you some food, I'm going to assume it's not the money as it's expensive by Brazil standards, why wouldn't you want to bang someone who catches your eye there. It sounds like there's all shapes and sizes so there must be someone you might fancy and some reason you go.
I've been to scandallo and no it is not worth fucking a girl there. It is worth having dinner there once to credit against the consumable, but then go to the clinicas which are world class.
Vagabundo1
03-16-24, 17:33
For those of us who live in Brazil we know the exact same girls are in SP as RJ. I could start a list, most recently the pornstar Kamila werneck, loira Penelope who worked at 4 x4 and Perola, who now lives in SP but visits RJ for carnival, and on and on. Perla girls like Jasminy Vilar go on to be pornstars in the best porn coming out of RJ. RJ SP are basically one megalopolis, and the talent moves back and forth on cheap bus rides, the pro move is to be the go to housing option in trade for services at the best beach in Brazil.
Of course, it's all a matter of opinion. There are plenty of people here who don't agree with yours. The majority I dare say. Well we all know the saying. Everybody has an opinion and an asshole. Including the beautiful blonde brancas of Brazil thank goodness! LMAO!
Vagabundo1
03-16-24, 22:36
CPF (Cost Per Fuck) is the rationale.
CPF in a clinica or prive comes down to 150 - 250 per hour, in a terma it is 2 x or 200% or 300% of that. How often do you come to Brazil and for how long? If you are only here for a few days, maybe it doesn't make much difference.
ISG board members come here once every 5 years in person, and then get over invested in that memory being the best answer. And then the discussion gets dragged down into a contest of who has the best picture of Elisa Sanches' anus, etc. Let's all agree that fucking Elisa Sanches up the ass is a good thing. I just prefer to do it daily several times a day, every day.
If you do it 24/7/365 for 1400 days at a time, the numbers start to make a difference. It's just econ 101.
And the women are the same. You can fuck real porn stars in the clinicas and prives. You just need to do the research.
My rationale is below, and in my 2200 posts, as this topic gets covered from time to time.
RJ and SP are as far apart as a 20 dollar bus ticket in time by not much more than a trip to Pavuna from Metro Jardim Oceanico.
For actual sex, I just prefer lower cost clinicas and prives. I like fucking during the day rather than at night, and then finding the best fucks for overnights at my place where I have all the comforts of home, my lube, etc, and better security. Of course.
I do like termas for socializing, talking biz, meeting and hanging out with friends. For the same reason I pick restaurants, or ganja. BTW, the best cigar joint in RJ is Velha Havana, recommended by none other than a Brazilian Navy Captain. Good internet and near the RJ naval base.
For those of us who live in Brazil we know the exact same girls are in SP as RJ. I could start a list, most recently the pornstar Kamila werneck, loira Penelope who worked at 4 x4 and Perola, who now lives in SP but visits RJ for carnival, and on and on. Perla girls like Jasminy Vilar go on to be pornstars in the best porn coming out of RJ. RJ SP are basically one megalopolis, and the talent moves back and forth on cheap bus rides, the pro move is to be the go to housing option in trade for services at the best beach in Brazil.
Your opinion does not appear to be consensus re Scandollo. Is it money, girl looks quality, girl attitude, staff service / attitude, do you regularly get turned down?
If if the entrance fee is acceptable to you which buys you some food, I'm going to assume it's not the money as it's expensive by Brazil standards, why wouldn't you want to bang someone who catches your eye there. It sounds like there's all shapes and sizes so there must be someone you might fancy and some reason you go.
JohnWaynes
03-17-24, 00:17
Hello! First time posting in this area. I'm based in Europe, and found ISG brilliant when I was in Dubai for a while (please see my massage reviews)! I've loved reading about Vagabundo's lifestyle in particular. Sounds like you are living the dream! So, I run a porn production company in Europe. We usually shoot in Budapest and Prague, and occasionally Miami or LA. We're looking at shooting in Brazil (and Argentina). We don't speak any Portuguese or Spanish. We'd love to be able to find ordinary girls to shoot, perhaps some fashion / glamour models too, and of course local porn stars. I've not managed to find any agencies for the latter (like we have in Europe and the USA) so I wondered if the great and good of ISG had any tips on any of those three categories. We may bring a girl or two from Europe with us, but don't have any firm dates yet. Thanks!
BallsDeep1980
03-17-24, 00:53
Is this a legit site and the girls are all real? How does it work, you message them on whatsapp and give them location and they show up and you pay them cash when they arrive?
Your opinion does not appear to be consensus re Scandollo. Is it money, girl looks quality, girl attitude, staff service / attitude, do you regularly get turned down?....
There are two things I try to tell members.
Keep a lower expectation of Scandallo and be prepared to be surprised. Some other members and I were so excited to go together the first time and ended up being disappointed. LOL. That was when a session was 500. As time went on, I see a more complete picture. There are good days and bad days. Some just think it is an either or situation.
The second is to take all posts into account and form your own opinion based on which poster's style match yours and put more weight on those posts. My observation is if you are a business traveler, and company pays for the trip, and you visit occasionally, you will most likely love Scandallo. That is how it works most of the time, probably not country specific. I use this example, because it is easily understood.
Just recently that some agreed to this but there are posts saying otherwise. One needs to take both opinions into consideration based on the posters' style.
First to clarify I have never seen a ten in Scandallo. In fact I've only run across two in my long life. One a Seeking Arrangement chick in Madrid and one at Casarao recently. That's it. Lifetime. Two tens....I have also posted that it's the service and reliability of Scandallo that stands out after going to different boats in different parts of Brazil. If you have a fantasy, then Scandallo is the most likely place to fulfill it. But you can't have fantasy everyday, it wears out and you will run out of girls eventually. Try go there everyday of the week to find out.
I'm in Botafogo, and visited 4 x4, Solarium, New York / Cancun, and Termas Monte Carlo (MC) the manager there is a cool guy. Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.
Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations. At MC I let my favorite bi-lesbian garota pick out her partner. She selects the most delicious cute girls she wants to go down on and eat her out.
That gal brings a whole bag of wild-ass toys to use on pretty garotas in Monte Carlo's small-ass suites. We went for two hours, she got the newbie girl to squirt three times. The Bed is soaked. We went through six or eight towels cause the bed was a sloppy wet mess from both of them squirting everywhere. Of course, she enjoys licking and tonguing, every open hole, she laps up garotas messy squirts with abandon, and she loves cum snowballing with other garotas. Plus she uses all of her toys on pretty garotas. She says she likes the pretty twenty-year-old too. Damn, She is wickedly fun. If you know, then you know her from Termas and Scandallos.
Thanks for the gpguia website on love motels. My go-to was Pandas in Botafogo. The Garotas easily hop on Uber Moto, or a cheap ride to Panda when Termas closes at 1 am. I did Pandas motels from 2 am to 6 am, all duplos sessions.
Daytime fun was Duda in Rio Branca 156 building, I rate it four towels used for each duplo session. The darkroom was great for twenty-year-old mulutas and negras. Only three towels were used. The light skin garota kept throwing up on the other chica while trying to deepthroat. A stupid argument occurred between them. So I bounced.
I did pay 5 reais tip for the black beauty Garota to take off her phony wig. Hilariously the other chica grabbed her fake wig, running around Darkroom laughing. She pretended to mop the floor with that big ass wig. It was all in a sexy fun way not in a demeaning manner at all. I prefer garotas with all-natural hair even if it is Jada Pinkett style, instead of the fake extensions, weaves, or wigs.
Last time in Brazil the Uber driver slammed my hand and fingers in his car door. That sucker hurts for four or five months. A previous time leaving Scandallo drunk, lost my iPhone in the Uber. I now dislike all the 2 FA options with mobile phone-only options. Uber customer service was a great help to retrieve the phone. This time I exited Uber on the driver's side next to the sidewalk. A parked car pulls out of the parking space and hits me. Bam his car hits me in the left leg. , knocking me down pretty well. Got hit by a stupid car. Luckily he was not going fast. I seem to have Uber adventures in Rio and SP.
Mr Enternational
03-17-24, 12:45
Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.
Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations.Which makes a great case study. Would you say these chicks fucked any different making less money off you in the termas than in Scandallo? Did you gain any service advantage by paying them more in Scandallo?
Which makes a great case study. Would you say these chicks fucked any different making less money off you in the termas than in Scandallo? Did you gain any service advantage by paying them more in Scandallo?You're right, just like in DR. The same pussy, the same service, different pricing I was paying for the same two garotas. Nothing in the porno duplo session was different. Yeah, it might have been better to meet them first in a Rio Termas, for threesomes before Scandallo pricing experiences. I always go with two garotas.
She showed me the wassap messages of her amiga garotas de programa sharing how much specific guys are paying for sessions in Scandallo. Plus the female cashiers know how much mofos are charging to their credit card for sessions. There is a lot of money gossip fofoca. Yeah, I felt like a dupe paying more for the same double pussy sessions and IoP experiences.
Woke up in Panda love motel early morning with two room keys wrapped around my arm. Got partying so hard with two blonde Brancas and half Japanese garota from the termas. I left some clothes, the Airbnb room key, and a jacket in a terma locker.
Crap don't remember which Terma locker had my fking keys to the Airbnb apartment and jacket. So did an afternoon re-tour of 4 x4, Cancun / New York, Whiskeria, Solarium, and Monte Carlo to find my stuff, and return their suites room and locker keys.
For the first few days in Rio booked an Airbnb in Centro within a 5-8 minute walk to Rio Branco 156,185, and an 8-minute walk to Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Darkroom.
Explored many Centro massage places in gpguia thanks Vagaboundo for the reports on Centro Prives, and Massagems. Nice to have 5 to 8 prives in a single office building. Darkroom had the biggest lineup of 19-year-old to twenty-year-old perolas during visits. Couldn't remember the name of the young negra garota you anally fucked when her eyes popped out the first time for rough anal session. The lineup at Darkroom reminded me of the fresh lineup at Classics, Alexis hotels in Jakarta, or Rajah in Bangkok.
I rehydrated at Starbucks Cinelandia or The Coffee spot near metro Estao Carioca.
Not to start another never-ending ATM banking convo. What worked for me. YMMV.
Rant On: I hate searching to find a Bradesco ATM during banking business hours to consistently withdraw funds from an ATM.
Banco24 ATM worked for my card every single time. It was more convenient to use those machines instead of racing to the stupid Bradesco before doors close at 3 pm on Friday.
I could leave building 156, run my ass down to the Banco24 ATM in the metro or use the one in Bossa Nova Mall / Uber lounge on arrival at SDU airport. I joined the long line for the ATM, withdrew dinheiro 1 mil reais three times, back to security, up two elevators building 156, and 185 in the early evening or on weekends, for another Duplo session. And buy cheap whiskey in the Metro, to share with the garotas.
The flexibility, the machine accepted my card consistently, dispensed dinhero, the ATM worked as expected: Rant off.
I purchased TIM and Vivo SIM chip cards from the street vendor in front of Teatro Riachuelo Rio. Could not get the e-SIM process to work on the iPhone. Next time I will figure it out.
Went to Termas Cancun New York. Reconnected with two pretty black garotas. We sessioned before in Whiskeria 65 last year. Thanks to Duolingo I can hold a PortoSpanglish conversation with the garotas in Termas. We left the Termas together at closing time. The Garotas used Indriver to call a car for the trip to Panda. Paid the inexpensive fare. We agreed on 300 each for two and half hour duplo session plus drinks, batatas fritas, and pao na chapa ordered in room service Nounce foodie recommendations.
The fancy blue tooth Spotify connect worked well. Got an awesome playlist curated by Garotas during many Duplo sessions.
...and pao na chapa ordered in room service ...Haha, you have to watch out how it is made. Many place will press it so the bread loses some fluffiness and that is not good in my opinion. Sao Paulo is the only place to deliver it consistently.
DandyMan51
03-18-24, 02:32
I purchased TIM and Vivo SIM chip cards from the street vendor in front of Teatro Riachuelo Rio. Could not get the e-SIM process to work on the iPhone. Next time I will figure it out.
This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.
Steve 9696
03-18-24, 02:53
This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot ur phone when u land and boom u are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
Vagabundo1
03-18-24, 15:48
Thanks for the good reports.
I do get better exchange rates on bradesco ATM.
I'm in Botafogo, and visited 4 x4, Solarium, New York / Cancun, and Termas Monte Carlo (MC) the manager there is a cool guy. Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.
Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations. At MC I let my favorite bi-lesbian garota pick out her partner. She selects the most delicious cute girls she wants to go down on and eat her out..
CCRider1008
03-18-24, 18:01
Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.
This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.
Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.Can only state my experience. Numerous flames wars about languages and a single word senhor.
I speak some street Dominican Spanish. So basic street PortoSpanglish is enough. Before trips, Duolingo works as a good refresher for me. My garotas have very little English but I prefer it when there are relaxed sexy conversations in Portuguese half-street Spanish.
Plenty of guys use Google Translate in Termas and in Scandallo to get their Garotas. No problem there.
In between sessions, I ask the two garotas about their top three Brazilian popular music to play during our sessions, trap, blues, which number poesia acustica is their favorite. Spotify plays the music with lyrics mode turned on. Now we can read the words together. Even though she knows the words.
Love getting a deep BJ while Ana Carolina is playing Garganta. The trap music lyrics help me to hear and read the slang, or talk about Filipe Ret's upcoming live schedule. Yeah, Google Translate didn't always convey different slang meanings.
In the end, it's still stripper shit conversations, between two or three, twenty-year-old garotas slobbering on my knob.
Later one of the garotas, will tell me in Portuguese AND send long-ass wassap messages about how embarrassed she felt ignored cause I walked past her ass, ignored her in Termas Monte Carlo or in Scandallo and took her two friends. Or some jealousy about buying drinks cause the other Garota was younger and I didn't take her branca friends. Blah blah, No money worth her dignity. Shit, I learned Brazilian Portuguese to hear the same crap in a different language and in slang!
I ruined their stupid makeup with leche. The Fofoca she heard the Scandallo cashier say I paid 800 reais for a session with that puteria. Dinheiro e putaria another spotify favorite haha I mean kkkk.
Still occasionly use Google Translate to save a favorite phrase to remember a phrase these two garotas and I were doing a drunken toast in Solarium.
"saude e ax que nunca nos falte sorte". Still Trying to get that memorized.
Later all will be forgotten. She and the other garota will post on Instagram their photos singing the song they remembered our session the most. And we start again from beginning.
Steve 9696
03-20-24, 03:19
Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.I am Americano but speak pretty good girl enthusiast level Portuguese. I took about 60 hours online just because I love Brasileiras so much. And it truly enhances things. And my colleagues are so impressed. If only they knew why. LOL.
That said you will be fine with google translate. My buddy Mark doesn't speak a lick and managed to get along just fine. Some girls speak some esp at Scandallo. But many don't. Just make sure to download the language to your phone in case internet is spotty.
Mr Enternational
03-20-24, 04:42
Later one of the garotas, will tell me in Portuguese AND send long-ass wassap messages about how embarrassed she felt ignored cause I walked past her ass, ignored her in Termas Monte Carlo or in Scandallo and took her two friends. Or some jealousy about buying drinks cause the other Garota was younger and I didn't take her branca friends. Blah blah, No money worth her dignity. Shit, I learned Brazilian Portuguese to hear the same crap in a different language and in slang!I try to tell people everywhere is the same shit as the shit of the place you are used to. You are just not fed up with the shit of the new place yet. My favorite word to tell a woman is ok. I am not trying to argue, explain anything, plead any cases. Whatever she wants to rant about I just say ok.
The other day my girlfriend was saying you just talk when you feel like it. I said and when do I feel like it? She got mad and said oh it is like that. I said no, tell me. She is going to say you don't care so I won't bother you. Ok. Just leave it at that. Nothing for me to argue with or go back and forth about.
Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.
I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?
My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?
I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.
This is not limited to Brazil. South America is simply not an English-speaking continent.
But let's say you do speak a tiny little bit of Porto. Well, that might work for prives and escort girls, but it's super-hard to communicate in most environments like boates and termas. Just add this insanely loud music to your conversation and your Pimsleur or Duolingo Porto goes down the shitter real fast. Keep in mind that saying things in a foreign language is easier than hearing what you're told.
And yet, we persevere against all odds! Look at us, heroes, LOL.
Vagabundo1
03-20-24, 13:11
Anne Amari 300+ uber pernoite.
So, she comes over at about 17 h yesterday, I have to go to shopping to the pharma to get some troca for the uber.
I pay the uber, she comes up, we fuck for about 20-30 minutes to the scene of noemie bilas surrounded by 5 black cocks.
Where is the thread for porn addiction, kkk? Aren't we all sex addicts?
In the morning, I fuck her to 4 scenes of Anne Amari and Noemie Bilas getting banged. I last about 7 minutes. Well, 3. Maybe 2. Anyway, better than jerking off. I am listening to erotica by the Vampire author chick all night. It's time to catch, tag, and release.
She gets up on command which pisses her off as she is a slob, doesn't clean up, and then demands uber, fortunately, I have 40 reais, and I give her the uber, she doesn't even eat any of the bacon and fries in the air fryer.
Now, I am off to university as a student, man that is a great gig. Never to late to be a university student. I also get my medical care there. Maracana Federal University, student lounge, infiltrate it, and trade money for some nursing care in the sperm donor urology / psychology area. Since the Swiss Government will pay me for all psych services connected to my traumatic disability, I am seeking student psychs with great 19 year old bodies to give me psych services on the beach, along with sitting on my dick, sucking my dick, all together in a big party.
Selah.
I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.
SocratesNY
03-20-24, 14:02
https://www.monito.com/en/bank-currency-exchange/charles-schwab
I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.
The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.
So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.
NiteRiderCal
03-20-24, 17:28
Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.
The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.
We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me.That was a funny sales trick. A very beautiful girl.
Vagabundo1
03-20-24, 19:02
Suave.
Porto for smooth.
So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.
So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.When I returned at 10:30 and left at midnight the table of Brazilian milfs were still there, I left at midnight with them, in the elevator they were so drunk, I spoke to them that I saw them here in the afternoon, they told me they do this every day, I couldn't as I went home to sober up and rest so I could perform to a certain degree and be coherent at my age. Here is a picture of my slim natural beauty before she went blonde, I post here because this thread is so active it will get buried soon.
Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.
This is not limited to Brazil. South America is simply not an English-speaking continent....I constantly attract English speaking Brazilians.
I was just at the bakery and the baker asked in English "anything else"? LOL. During lunch, I told the server my order, I guessed he was expecting something else, and I heard him spoke a word in English, then I told him what I want in English and Portuguese.
I ran into so many Brazilians who speak English. I think there is a cultural influence judging by that one can see Batman everywhere. I know several families paid for their kids to learn English. There are many study on their own, and these usually are smart.
Having said the above, they are the small minority. It's difficult to get around the country in English alone.
Vagabundo1
03-21-24, 00:18
That's my wife.
Russian.
When I returned at 10:30 and left at midnight the table of Brazilian milfs were still there, I left at midnight with them, in the elevator they were so drunk, I spoke to them that I saw them here in the afternoon, they told me they do this every day, I couldn't as I went home to sober up and rest so I could perform to a certain degree and be coherent at my age. Here is a picture of my slim natural beauty before she went blonde, I post here because this thread is so active it will get buried soon.
Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the phone with an English-speaking agent, albeit the whole damn thing will rob you of 1-2 hours of your precious vacation time. Alternatively, you can find a dedicated TIM shop anywhere in the city.
Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?
Anyone knows hotels in Sao Paulo where you can meet working girls like Fairmont in Rio?
Vagabundo1
03-21-24, 16:46
As I have written a lot here, you just go to Central train station, and there are many people selling TIM, CLARO, VIVO chips, registered (cadastra), meaning you don't need a CPF, you just need as little as 10 reais.
OK, so then all you Zohan's out there can get on the phone with someone in say, Israel, or Colombia, or Russia and register a zap for them remotely, and they can for you. If you don't understand that, well, we have a saying in the Swiss Navy, life is hard, but it is harder if you're stupid.
So.
Then.
You are sitting in Colombia or Tel Aviv or Moscow, and you start messaging the girls in Rio with a DDD 21 whatsapp, and you get local rates.
I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the phone with an English-speaking agent, albeit the whole damn thing will rob you of 1-2 hours of your precious vacation time. Alternatively, you can find a dedicated TIM shop anywhere in the city.
CCRider1008
03-21-24, 17:59
I am Americano but speak pretty good girl enthusiast level Portuguese. I took about 60 hours online just because I love Brasileiras so much. And it truly enhances things. And my colleagues are so impressed. If only they knew why. LOL.
That said you will be fine with google translate. My buddy Mark doesn't speak a lick and managed to get along just fine. Some girls speak some esp at Scandallo. But many don't. Just make sure to download the language to your phone in case internet is spotty.Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.
Steve 9696
03-21-24, 17:59
Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.Revolut loos very interesting and professional. But what is the use case? What do you use Revolut for that provides value for a girl enthusiast like me?
NiteRiderCal
03-21-24, 19:08
I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.
Axel Heyst
03-21-24, 20:41
Revolut loos very interesting and professional. But what is the use case? What do you use Revolut for that provides value for a girl enthusiast like me?Revolut and their competitor Wise are interesting financial service companies, but at the entry level they seem to be just glossy debit cards that can send or receive money internationally to people with a Revolut or Wise account, I assume. There is nothing wrong with their concept, except both of these financial apps charge for ATM withdrawals after a small, limited number of free withdrawals and for purchases I do not see any reason to buy anything with a debit card when I have CC's like Cap One, Chase, Citi, BOA, or Wells Fargo, ect which offer points, miles, or cash back for purchases anywhere and in addition give the best FX money market bank rate available with no additional fees. Perhaps Revolut and Wise customers are young people who have not yet established a a solid good credit rating. Maybe that is their selling point. I don't not know.
But what Ido know is that the only additional card I need to bring on a trip, after my favorite CC's, to avoid bringing gobs of $$$ cash, is a zero fee ATM card like the Schwab debit card which reimburses the card holder at the end of the month for all ATM fees and bank charges incurred for withdrawals in local currency ie Brazilian, in this example.
There is another free, no fee, ATM cash withdrawal debit card issued by Needham Bank. I tried it out on my last trip and it worked just fine, so I will use it again as a backup, emergency debit card in the case something should happen to my Schwab debit card. No minimum balance is required with a Needham Bank checking account. Just set the up a checking account online and Zelle some money into the new account. I have around $100 sitting in it now, but I will move $500 into it before I fly to SP. It is for backup. I am only going to bring $500-$700 cash on my next 6 week trip. Pre Schwab, I used to bring soooo much cash with me on a 10 to 12 week trip to Thailand, Jakarta, Phnom, Macau it was insane. KKK, but I never got ripped off.
Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.Very good. Tell the girls: "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha."
Revolut loos very interesting and professional. But what is the use case? What do you use Revolut for that provides value for a girl enthusiast like me?For you, I am not sure. In my case, it is one of the backup cards. For safety reason, I use this card in Medellin and only put enough money on it while I store my other cards elsewhere.
Explorer8939
03-22-24, 00:11
I constantly attract English speaking Brazilians.
I was just at the bakery and the baker asked in English "anything else"? LOL. During lunch, I told the server my order, I guessed he was expecting something else, and I heard him spoke a word in English, then I told him what I want in English and Portuguese.
I ran into so many Brazilians who speak English. I think there is a cultural influence judging by that one can see Batman everywhere. I know several families paid for their kids to learn English. There are many study on their own, and these usually are smart.
Having said the above, they are the small minority. It's difficult to get around the country in English alone.My experience that there are so many Chileans and Argentines in Rio that the locals confuse me for someone who speaks Spanish, which I do.
I don't know how active the Chileans and Argentines are in our hobby.
Steve 9696
03-22-24, 00:25
They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.I use capital one and have really liked it. Exchange rate is competitive and it generally works everywhere. Used to be they would flag all my inyernational as fraud. What a pain. But I guess they figured it out. As someone else said Bradesco is more reliable in Brasil but you have to go during day.
P.S. They pay like 5% on savings so I keep all my girl money there and just transfer a few K to checking when I am going on a trip.
Eszpresszo
03-22-24, 01:36
They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.I've been in Brazil since October (save for detour to Buenos Aires) My Chase debit card gets hit with a $5 out of network ATM fee every time I use it to take out cash. Then the local bank charges a fee of 24 reias, for being a foreign card. None of this gets refunded like my Schwab bank card did. However, that one got stolen / lost (its a bit of a mystery still) on the beach in Floripa and I have had to use the Cap 1 Venture credit card as backup. But, the Cap 1 chip doesn't work well here in South America, so I have to insert the card in the card reader. The previous card I brought into S. A. had the same problem, so I got a replacement from Cap 1 and it's no better. Wish I had my Schwab card back. The chip works well on my Chase cards, too. Unfortunately my Chase Sapphire, an excellent card for travelers due to points and perks, also went along with the Schwab card, wherever that was. But for now, I'm using the Cap 1 credit card to accumulate miles, (which I just used to pay for my flight from Porto Alegre to Buenos Aires.).
You say you only take one card with you? I'd rethink that, specifically think about what you would do if you lost that one card you have.
There are only major two banks that take overseas cards: Santander and Bradesco. The commission is now 10% and 11%, up from 8% last year. Not good.
Itau, Banco do Brasil and God forbid, Caixa ATMs don't accept foreign cards, though someone told me Itau resumed handling foreign cards, an expat German woman told me it didn't.
Here in Porto Alegro, the main bank is Banrisul, and it has its own proprietary network. It doesn't take foreign cards, nor much of anything else. To make matters worse for the locals, not all merchants use the Banrisul network, you will see signs at businesses indicating it's not a payment option. The last GP I paid here with a CC, asked me what card I had. She accepted the Cap 1 Visa, but no Banrisul debit cards, nope. On that note, since the Schwab debit card got nicked, I've been able to use the Cap 1 Visa and acquire MILES through every sex provider. Prives, "escorts" and massage therapists accept Visa with a 8 to 10 reais surcharge. Still cheaper than all the fees that come with withdrawing cash from an ATM, if you don't have a card that reimburses the fees (like the Schwab bank card).
The Banco 24 Horas ATMs have a commission of 14%, so avoid them at all cost. Sadly, those are often the most convenient ATMs, as you will find them in Metro stations and grocery stores. And when the other bank ATMs don't work, theirs do. And those two banks have frequent network problems, which might have you going from on place to another.
Commissions on transactions with overseas cards are now up to 16% , which is displayed on the card reader, often to the amazement of the cashier, who is not familiar with all the extra screens that are generated when a foreign card goes through the reader. I recall my other lost cards, adjusted those fees.
MaddTraveler
03-22-24, 04:53
Boots on the ground in few days, looking into Rio's smaller town Juiz de Fora although I may change my mind last min. Never been there but seems cozy and got a sweet luxury condo deal at normal pricing. Trying to stay away from party towns since I'll likely camp out 6 mo or longer. Any intel anyone can offer on that town let me know please in terms of P4P spots etc.
As I have written a lot here, you just go to Central train station, and there are many people selling TIM, CLARO, VIVO chips, registered (cadastra), meaning you don't need a CPF, you just need as little as 10 reais.
OK, so then all you Zohan's out there can get on the phone with someone in say, Israel, or Colombia, or Russia and register a zap for them remotely, and they can for you. If you don't understand that, well, we have a saying in the Swiss Navy, life is hard, but it is harder if you're stupid.Alright then.
I'll take one for all Zohans out there by asking how much time this approach would save me. Specifically, there are two home bases I love to stay at when in Rio: Hyatt in Barra and Hilton in Leme. The first is 10 minutes away from Barra Shopping, the second is 5 minutes away from Rio Sul. Getting a sim card at either mall can take 1-2 hours depending on the crowds and TIM employee's level of ignorance, but you'll get it guaranteed.
Now Uruguaina. Commuting from Barra simply for a Sim card is just ridiculous. The trip from Hilton (if that's my first stop) is doable and will take 1-1. 5 hours RT depending on the traffic.
Of course, if you're going to Centro anyway for an architectural tour of its downtown buildings with their magnificent antique elevator systems, that's another matter entirely. The old, lazy me, however, balks at the prospect of long commutes on his first day in Rio after the 10-15 HR redeye. I'd rather take it easy -- with my phone fully functional.
Meaning: I either come here with a prepaid 1 G eSim card that would be more than enough for the first 1-3 days until I decide it's time for Centro. This card will cost me $10 (not reais), but to me it's worth the peace of mind. Or, I'll go to the nearby shopping mall even before I unpack to get this dreadful chore taken care of.
Zohan out.
They never charge me anything other that the 0.5% when I buy something or take money out of the ATM. I use it to travel all over the world, including Rio and it work great. It was so reliable that I only take one card with me when I travel. Six month ago, it did not work at any bank ATM in Rio. I'm wondering what ATM card do you guy use and what exchange rate do you get. Seem like no one want to volunteer this info.Why? I use Schwab. Don't remember any issues with bad exchange rate, but I don't always pay attention.
MaddTraveler
03-22-24, 05:16
Going to be in Rio for a month soon, I'm a degenerate and don't like more than 150/ HR hence ill be hitting up vm and prives. Thanks to Sperto, pokeris, mr ent, wyatt, exito, vagabundo for all the posts. Took until page 230 to hit some real prive reports for the deal hunters LOL.
Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.I know this is a late reply but I'm also on my way approx same times as you and had to so some research LOL.
Copa Airlines is great if in your or you can still search requirements w them. On the bottom left on their main page (https://www.copaair.com/en-us/) they have a "check your travel requirement" page where you can verify what you must have to enter Brazil. And yes that Yellow Fever vaccine section is on there and their answer is no. I searched and used them since they are correct on the E-Visa requirement that will be effective on 4/10/24 for US / CA residents whereas Avianca as the wrong date and had to ditch them LOL. Kudos to Copa!
Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.Make sure you have a few extra 100 reais in your hand when you say that. Just say sem camisinha and show her the money, she'll understand.
Steve 9696
03-22-24, 16:31
I've been in Brazil since October (save for detour to Buenos Aires) My Chase debit card gets hit with a $5 out of network ATM fee every time I use it to take out cash. Then the local bank charges a fee of 24 reias, for being a foreign card. None of this gets refunded like my Schwab bank card did. However, that one got stolen / lost (its a bit of a mystery still) on the beach in Floripa and I have had to use the Cap 1 Venture credit card as backup. But, the Cap 1 chip doesn't work well here in South America, so I have to insert the card in the card reader. The previous card I brought into S. A. had the same problem, so I got a replacement from Cap 1 and it's no better. Wish I had my Schwab card back. The chip works well on my Chase cards, too. Unfortunately my Chase Sapphire, an excellent card for travelers due to points and perks, also went along with the Schwab card, wherever that was. But for now, I'm using the Cap 1 credit card to accumulate miles, (which I just used to pay for my flight from Porto Alegre to Buenos Aires.).
You say you only take one card with you? I'd rethink that, specifically think about what you would do if you lost that one card you have.
There are only major two banks that take overseas cards: Santander and Bradesco. The commission is now 10% and 11%, up from 8% last year. Not good.
Itau, Banco do Brasil and God forbid, Caixa ATMs don't accept foreign cards, though someone told me Itau resumed handling foreign cards, an expat German woman told me it didn't.
Here in Porto Alegro, the main bank is Banrisul, and it has its own proprietary network. It doesn't take foreign cards, nor much of anything else. To make matters worse for the locals, not all merchants use the Banrisul network, you will see signs at businesses indicating it's not a payment option. The last GP I paid here with a CC, asked me what card I had. She accepted the Cap 1 Visa, but no Banrisul debit cards, nope. On that note, since the Schwab debit card got nicked, I've been able to use the Cap 1 Visa and acquire MILES through every sex provider. Prives, "escorts" and massage therapists accept Visa with a 8 to 10 reais surcharge. Still cheaper than all the fees that come with withdrawing cash from an ATM, if you don't have a card that reimburses the fees (like the Schwab bank card).
The Banco 24 Horas ATMs have a commission of 14%, so avoid them at all cost. Sadly, those are often the most convenient ATMs, as you will find them in Metro stations and grocery stores. And when the other bank ATMs don't work, theirs do. And those two banks have frequent network problems, which might have you going from on place to another.
Commissions on transactions with overseas cards are now up to 16% , which is displayed on the card reader, often to the amazement of the cashier, who is not familiar with all the extra screens that are generated when a foreign card goes through the reader. I recall my other lost cards, adjusted those fees.You shouldn't be paying ANY conversion fees. ATMs have two options. To accept conversion or decline it. Always DECLINE. Then there is no conversion fee and your home bank gives you close to spot rate. They always try to trick you on this. Like at the Banco 24 horas ones it now says "CANCEL conversion" which is scary and makes you think you are cancelling the transaction. You are not. You are just declining local conversion at their exhorbitsnt rates. Always decline / cancel conversion.
Vagabundo1
03-22-24, 17:44
Here is excerpt of relevant section from bubba boys guide which I have been updating with friends from ISG. Join our whatsapp group for latest updates. Message me, nounce, michaelsamuel to be added to whatsapp group. Bring your blood test and / or get one here in rio. I can pass you the mobile draw doc that the termas use so your test will be in porto.
The sceening process / How to Get Bareback in Rio:
It is very important to get a good feeling with a girl. I always ask the following questions and listen to the response. I ask the questions with a smile and try to make her laugh a bit; if she thinks you are fun she will usually reciprocate.
My (BB's) questions:
1) Are you good in bed? She will of course say she is the best. This is the icebreaker, a chance for her to relax and loosen up.
2) Why are you the best? What do you do? This is a more serious question, hopefully she will offer up exactly what she will be like in the sack. I will let her answer a bit, and if she doesn't offer up what I want to hear I will then directly ask.
3) Do you do everything? Again I will let her speak and watch very carefully for the response. If she says she does do anal, I will then ask if she likes it and carefully watch for her answer, if she says she really likes it and smiles, well then I am thinking you are going to have a good time.
The above 3 questions will give her a chance to tell you what she likes and what she doesn't like. Usually the above the questions are enough to get her to say whether she does anal or not, without you having to explicitly ask. If she hasn't offered whether she does it or not then I will then explicitly ask. The way she answers is more important than what she actually says. If she says, "I do anal but it depends on how big your are", well that is a red flag, more than likely she doesn't want to do it (and when you get to that point in the room, she will say "Your dick is too big! Again if you have a fetish for CIM and she says "I will let you do it if you only have a very clean dick", again a red flag, good chance she is going to turn her head away during the money shot. On the other hand if she says "I will do everything you want, baby" and says it with a smile, then sticks her tongue down your throat, then that is a very positive thing and you are probably in for some serious fun.
VB's questions:
Vc ten filhos? Do you have kids? The correct answer is no because it is easier to get her for pernoite. Pernoite is my plan because my pro forma week is pernoite 3-4 times, for sex daily (sometimes I take Saturday's off with Temple, and to drill with the Swiss consulate active duty Naval Infantry).
Onde vc mora? Where do you live? The correct answer is not a favela because I want to be able to visit her. For example, Meier is not a favela, and actually a middle class 'hood where it is safe, near North Shopping, and easily accessible by bus 457 from Copa. You as a man want a relationship with a woman who you can fuck and shit shower shave supper and sleep at her place because it is more intimate, and you want more intimate sex as it is better sex. But I do not want to go to a outright favela.
Vc transa sem camisinha? Sou limpio. Do you fuck (vaginally) without condom. I am clean. I want to BBFSCIP or BBFSCIA (cum in ass, which may be preferable for birth control, as pregnancy is the ultimate STD). Yes, get tested, get her tested (tier 1 termas test, that is part of what you are paying for, so do tier 1 prives, again, the clientele is paying for a clean girl). I want it raw. If you use condoms, I recommend the local brand, SKYN.
Eu posso gozar no seu boca? If you can't fuck her pussy bare, cum in her mouth. Rio is for the aggressive. I've been at swings where I just go up to a **** and shove my dick in her mouth while she is getting assfucked, and cum in her throat, never even know her name could never find the **** again if my life depended on it, but she swallowed like a good ****.
I will also look for negative signs, including;.
If the first thing a girl asks is "buy me a drink" I will be immediately on the defensive; if she is anything less than smoking hot she will be dumped immediately. Yeah I want to buy a girl a drink, but only after a few questions and only after I have decided there is a good chance I am going to take her to the cabine.
If when offered a drink, the girl tries to order the most fucking expensive thing on the menu, then that is a huge negative thing. I will always ask, "what would you like to drink", I will order for her. Doing this shows you are not an easy target. Red Bull and a mixed drink together from a girl I have just met, are $ 25-50+, is taking the piss. On the other hand an ex "Brazilian girlfriend", ordered just that when we met, I was with a buddy and he was with her friend, what saved her was the following – she says "I know red bulls and vodka are expensive, but if you buy one red bull, we can order 2 vodkas separately (between the 2 girls) and that will be a little cheaper. " I don't mind buying an "expensive drink" for a girl, I can afford it. I just don't like the idea of being taken for a mug. There were also a few other positive things which led us to relax a little, we knew we were going to have a good time with those 2; sometimes everything just clicks and it did!
No kissing with tongue before going to the cabine: Just before I go to the cabine I will make sure she kisses passionately, I don't particularly want to kiss a girl with tongue in the main Boate, but I do want to know if she is passionate. If she does not use tongue it is a sign she is not going to be passionate -- a big enough negative to ditch her in some cases. In the cheaper places they won't kiss passionately in the Boate, they are used to Brazilian guys that will kick a lot of tyres first. Once they know you are serious, they will be a lot more liberal.
Additionally: I always make sure you get a good look at the girl. Sometimes lighting can be a bit ordinary. Sometimes a girl looks completely different when sitting down, particularly in Brazil, when you really need to look at the complete package while standing. Another friend of mine was sitting with a girl, and she did look cute. When he decided to take her to the room, she gets up and says, "So, you like a girl with a big ass, do you?" . . . To his horror he looked down and saw a massive Bunda (ass). This catch phrase has become part of our vocabulary, as in when a friend says, "what do you think of this babe?" to which you reply, "so, you like a girl with a big ass?" (I. E. , her ass is a bit on the heavy side).
Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.
Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.The answer is no. You need it to enter Colombia if you depart from Brazil.
I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?You are right about the default low daily and monthly allowance. It can't even cover a monthly rent. I mostly use it as a buffer and for safety.
Vagabundo1
03-22-24, 18:05
Senor xpartan, I enjoyed meeting you and to the point for a ISG friend I might just take you a registered chip which I as find is a in demand item and for 50 r at central one can get 5. We had a caiprihinha at barra posto 2 in front of at classicobeachclub where we discussed life in moscow vc nyc if I recall. A good spot to swim as the currents are never strong and the water is clean.
My ask is a tmobile chip that I can register with a phone call or another chip. Or we can discuss by PM, a few items from amazon in the good old EUA, like some phone cases which even after a few years break apart.
Alright then.
I'll take one for all Zohans out there by asking how much time this approach would save me. Specifically, there are two home bases I love to stay at when in Rio: Hyatt in Barra and Hilton in Leme. The first is 10 minutes away from Barra Shopping, the second is 5 minutes away from Rio Sul. Getting a sim card at either mall can take 1-2 hours depending on the crowds and TIM employee's level of ignorance, but you'll get it guaranteed.
Now Uruguaina. Commuting from Barra simply for a Sim card is just ridiculous. The trip from Hilton (if that's my first stop) is doable and will take 1-1. 5 hours RT depending on the traffic.
Of course, if you're going to Centro anyway for an architectural tour of its downtown buildings with their magnificent antique elevator systems, that's another matter entirely. The old, lazy me, however, balks at the prospect of long commutes on his first day in Rio after the 10-15 HR redeye. I'd rather take it easy -- with my phone fully functional.
Meaning: I either come here with a prepaid 1 G eSim card that would be more than enough for the first 1-3 days until I decide it's time for Centro. This card will cost me $10 (not reais), but to me it's worth the peace of mind. Or, I'll go to the nearby shopping mall even before I unpack to get this dreadful chore taken care of.
Zohan out.
Why? I use Schwab. Don't remember any issues with bad exchange rate, but I don't always pay attention.
NiteRiderCal
03-23-24, 07:33
I think I see why there is a your mile may vary when it come to ATM. With Wise and Revolut, I guess it depend on your home country, your fee may be different from my. I'm in the US. As for if your ATM will work or not, something have changed last year with Brazilian banking system. My guess is you are no long able to get money from a bank ATM with Visa card. I went to both Visa and Mastercard website, and search their ATM locator. I search for Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. There one or two Bank ATM with Visa. Where as for Mastercard there is alot of bank ATM. Maybe the reason why Revolut did not work for me was my card was a Visa card.
https://www.visa.com/locator/atm
https://www.mastercard.us/en-us/personal/get-support/find-nearest-atm.html
Any on my next trip I will bring both card from different banks, and will report back. But with a country like Brazil, thing changes from one day to the next.
Meaning: I either come here with a prepaid 1 G eSim card that would be more than enough for the first 1-3 days until I decide it's time for Centro. This card will cost me $10 (not reais), but to me it's worth the peace of mind. Or, I'll go to the nearby shopping mall even before I unpack to get this dreadful chore taken care .
Are you carrying a burner that has a physical sim so that you can add a sim later upon arrival into Rio? If you have a phone that has one physical and one eSIM, then I assume you just swap out your original sim for the new one for Brazil.
Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there.
Hi guys,
I am a regular Rio monger but I have always been in Copa to date. Now I will be in Barra for some weeks and I am wondering what is the best place there to pick up girls during the day? Since I am on European time zone I will be most horny in the morning and early afternoon).
And for the night: is it all termas or massage parlours or is there a similar place like Mabs?
Thanks guys for any hints!
...Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there. How much is too much? I have one that starts at as little as 25 BRL for a month, and month by month
How much is too much? I have one that starts at as little as 25 BRL for a month, and month by monthIs this a regular account that you have connected to a credit card? How much data do you get? This might work as I can store the eSIM in my phone and just turn it on when I land in Rio.
CCRider1008
03-23-24, 16:35
Here is excerpt of relevant section from bubba boys guide which I have been updating with friends from ISG. Join our whatsapp group for latest updates. Message me, nounce, michaelsamuel to be added to whatsapp group. Bring your blood test and / or get one here in rio. I can pass you the mobile draw doc that the termas use so your test will be in porto.
The sceening process / How to Get Bareback in Rio:
It is very important to get a good feeling with a girl. I always ask the following questions and listen to the response. I ask the questions with a smile and try to make her laugh a bit; if she thinks you are fun she will usually reciprocate.
My (BB's) questions:
1) Are you good in bed? She will of course say she is the best. This is the icebreaker, a chance for her to relax and loosen up.Excellent post and advice for falando ingles foreigner visiting Rio. Already practicing the phrases.
BenTiger07
03-24-24, 20:55
Hello Rio,
For the daytime:
Compared to the high end clinicas / prives in sao paulo, is there anything like that in rio? I've only found medium & low end prives.
For the nighttime:
I know there's nothing as high end as scandallo in rio or maybe even the entire world, but what would be the closest thing in rio?
Frenchieboy
03-25-24, 18:20
Was in Mabs last week, very poor quality as usual, Friday Saturday and Sunday lot of rain in Rio so very few girls in Mabs, prices 300/400 reais hour.
I found some, was lucky.
I also met girls on fatal model and gp arena
Mr Enternational
03-25-24, 18:29
Two of my buddies went to Rio last week. One used to live there. They both have not been since Help closed. I do not think they will be going back.
Hi guys,
I am a regular Rio monger but I have always been in Copa to date. Now I will be in Barra for some weeks and I am wondering what is the best place there to pick up girls during the day? Since I am on European time zone I will be most horny in the morning and early afternoon).
And for the night: is it all termas or massage parlours or is there a similar place like Mabs?
Thanks guys for any hints!Euro Spa and Eros massagem are both in barra, some good looking girls and prices are 220 for an hour. There is recreio also, when I went it was carnival so selection wasn't that impressive.
I would prefer to metro and head to centro and you will have unlimited selection of prives.
Are you carrying a burner that has a physical sim so that you can add a sim later upon arrival into Rio? If you have a phone that has one physical and one eSIM, then I assume you just swap out your original sim for the new one for Brazil.
Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there.I carry two phones. One is my old, but fully functional smartphone that I don't mind losing. For this reason I prefer carrying it outside in Brazil. That's the phone I install a physical card in.
Another one is my current phone. I buy a 1 GB eSIM card for $10 before travel, and it serves me well because I use WiFi wherever I can and Zap is free anyway. I basically only need this 1 gb for Uber and Google Maps, and when it fails to connect to WiFi at the airport.
The only inconvenience is that when I go on tours, or walks, or expect to take pictures otherwise, I still have to take my better phone with me, because the old one's camera is shit. But this setup works for me in general.
Yamazaki77
03-26-24, 04:32
If your phone support esim get you can get one before you even land in Brazil. https://www.airalo.com/brazil-esim.
I used this on the last three trips. Cheap and convenient if your phone supports dual SIM.
Just change cellular data to the new esim and you're set.
This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:
1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.
2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.
Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.
Steve 9696
03-26-24, 16:29
Hello Rio,
For the daytime:
Compared to the high end clinicas / prives in sao paulo, is there anything like that in rio? I've only found medium & low end prives.
For the nighttime:
I know there's nothing as high end as scandallo in rio or maybe even the entire world, but what would be the closest thing in rio?Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.
Vagabundo1
03-27-24, 02:39
Well, or repetition.
This comes up over and over and maybe board regulars just don't always answer.
The answer is Perola Negra. See below.
Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.
BenTiger07
03-27-24, 18:12
I learned every man's taste is different & I respect that, but from my perspective thus far on comparing Rio / Paulo:
There is no high end prive / clinica in rio like there is in sao paulo. I heard someone say onix so I visited. By saying onix is high end, you told me you never been to high end clinicas without telling me. Medium end spot at best. But that's ok as you can find those gems who don't know theyre gems yet in the medium end prives sometimes.
As far as most high end spots in rio, it seems to be those spots you guys just mentioned. Perola's good, but not the most high end in rio. I went on a Wednesday though. I'll try it on a weekend.
Online escort scene is equal in both areas. Can find it all from low to high class. Online escort isn't something I do often though. I get why guys do it, but I don't enjoy a virtual feeling of hunting through researching, scheduling, & then no shows or doesn't look like her 35% of the time. There are alot of sites, but fatalmodel (has it all. Ow-high end) got the job done for me. Barravipsrio too (for high end only).
Can generally save more in rio than sao paulo. Cost of living slightly lower.
As someone from the city in US, more city from sao paulo can bother me. So escaping to rio's scenery just feels healthier.
With no clear winner, ill just have to split my time in both.
Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.Centaurus used to be known as the "high brow" termas in Rio. But in any event, just like all the rest of the termas, it's not close to being in Scandallo's league. That's for certain.
Vagabundo1
03-28-24, 04:33
I have now listened to both.
Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.
I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.
Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.
Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?
I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perha.
It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".
Vagabundo1
03-28-24, 04:36
I have now listened to both.
Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.
I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.
Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.
Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?
I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perhaps I should start again? Or I should start again my healthy sex addiction in lieu of all of the above.
Can someone please send any documents to expense terapias from hoars to the swiss veterans administration for the treatment of trauma, and documents for vitamin k and thc for psychiatric services to the swiss re insurance agency for ubs?
Danke.
And all the answers for the imarty exam to become a brazilian diplomat?
It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".
CCRider1008
03-28-24, 18:10
Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.
I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.
Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).
MongerFriend
03-28-24, 22:48
Apologies for a review that is a few months old.
Arrived in Rio late the previous night with a boner. Randomly picked the ibis Copacabana Posto 5 for stay. Paid about $60 for stay including breakfast.
I was planning to call a girl I had been talking to a temp love motel. But when I told her that I am staying in Ibis, she said it is one of the best places for mongering. 2 birds with one stone!
She was phenomenal. She seemed to want to stay beyond our agreed upon time. She seemed hesitant to leave but I really had to sleep after a 17 hour flight and a 2 hour fuck. Slept like a baby and then woke up to find the apartment a mess with condoms on the floor. Tipped room service and started off one of the best weeks of my life. Fucked 11 girls in my 7 days there. Will post reports as and when I get time.
SethMacfarlane
03-29-24, 03:37
Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.
I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.
Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.
The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.
CCRider1008
03-29-24, 15:02
If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.Yes will do. Whether required or not I always tell girls to have their ID and be ready to present to front desk. Cuts down on scammers or problem girls.
Seth, I will look for Alberto if he's still there in Sept. Do you think he could be a source of reliable girls if I tell him what's on the menu? When I travel, I'm a tourist and monger so I don't have unlimited time to source a bunch of venues. Although I will make my rounds to a couple termas, boates, prives, clinicas in Rio and SP.
Vagabundo1
03-29-24, 17:20
What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?
This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.
I will post my links, below.
I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!
https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ
https://youtu.be/d01PmbHEekk?si=Bffqx646Hwf7qiGT
Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.
Vagabundo1
03-30-24, 03:00
The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.
We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuala, and Cuba.
She thinks I am cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.
And finance.
She is a semi pro.
I have become tired of hoars and kunts.
Or so I thought.
Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.
We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.
Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.
The and word.
It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.
It is like fuk.
Or hoar.
Or kunt.
Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asteriks.
As if it makes any difference.
There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, a image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Hemingway, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, 45+ kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt libs, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, Nina, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.
Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on evilangel.com. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the SWISS NAVY intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.
So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.
I fucked her ass.
Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.
And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.
That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.
I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi biatch -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.
My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.
She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks a Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453,438 illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?
We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play economist.com audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about economist.com audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostittution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitutiion with all the charts on how white biatchs get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.
I am a viking.
My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.
I digress.
So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.
I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been folliwing me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.
The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a SWISS NAVY NCIS agent.
The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.
"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.
You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.
So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.
Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.
So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.
Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned SWISS NAVY Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.
It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7. 62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.
But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?
The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.
I am not a secret agent.
Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.
After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquit -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.
There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.
Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.
I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for asians, even though I am half asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my SWISS NAVY CROSS).
I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her falopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.
And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.
And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.
We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portoguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.
I would grab a hold of her brown hair.
I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.
My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!
Hoorah!
Kill.
The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck Dude!
That's one bad-ass manifesto.
Your ganja is really something, isn't it?
I digress.You? Nah, no way, LOL.
The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.
We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuala, and Cuba.
She thinks I am cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.
And finance.
She is a semi pro.
I have become tired of hoars and kunts.
Or so I thought.
Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.
We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.
Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.
The and word.
It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.
It is like fuk.
Or hoar.
Or kunt.
Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asteriks.
As if it makes any difference.
There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, a image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Hemingway, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, 45+ kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt libs, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, Nina, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.
Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on evilangel.com. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the SWISS NAVY intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.
So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.
I fucked her ass.
Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.
And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.
That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.
I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi biatch -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.
My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.
She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks a Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453,438 illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?
We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play economist.com audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about economist.com audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostittution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitutiion with all the charts on how white biatchs get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.
I am a viking.
My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.
I digress.
So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.
I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been folliwing me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.
The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a SWISS NAVY NCIS agent.
The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.
"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.
You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.
So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.
Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.
So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.
Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned SWISS NAVY Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.
It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7. 62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.
But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?
The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.
I am not a secret agent.
Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.
After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquit -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.
There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.
Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.
I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for asians, even though I am half asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my SWISS NAVY CROSS).
I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her falopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.
And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.
And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.
We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portoguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.
I would grab a hold of her brown hair.
I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.
My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!
Hoorah!
Kill.I suggest you gather all your posts on ISG and publish them before some plagiarist does so.
CCRider1008
03-30-24, 17:47
The Russian.
I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.
s me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!
Hoorah!
Kill.Interesting brother. But I'd recommend an ayahuasca retreat to get in touch with some of that shit. I'm going on psilcybin retreat Jamaica June happy to share details. While entertaining maybe new thread called rio manifesto?
I suggest you gather all your posts on ISG and publish them before some plagiarist does so.I suggest that you not reply to a massively long post like that just to leave a one sentence response! It's a gross violation of posting etiquette. You're a seasoned member of the site, so we all understand you know better.
FilthyBeaver
03-31-24, 10:35
I have never read a more complete piece of rambling incoherent nonsense in my life from the op. Not constructive, useful, entertaining or even the tiniest bit useful in any way. Congratulations on being the first person I ignore V.
I suggest that you not reply to a massively long post like that just to leave a one sentence response! It's a gross violation of posting etiquette. You're a seasoned member of the site, so we all understand you know better.
I suggest that you not reply to a massively long post like that just to leave a one sentence response! It's a gross violation of posting etiquette. You're a seasoned member of the site, so we all understand you know better.In my over 5000 posts its the first time I've done that and did expect an uppity ISG police to respond as you did. I did it deliberately as I think it deserves a second read.
I have never read a more complete piece of rambling incoherent nonsense in my life from the op. Not constructive, useful, entertaining or even the tiniest bit useful in any way. Congratulations on being the first person I ignore V.That was a very entertaining piece. As to being rambling and incoherent, that's probably by design, LOL.
In my over 5000 posts its the first time I've done that and did expect an uppity ISG police to respond as you did. I did it deliberately as I think it deserves a second read.And we noticed too! I for one did not read it the first time, let alone a second time. If there's anyone here who does want to read it, they can make that decision on their own accord without you taking it upon yourself to try to force it upon everyone here again. We saw it (and scrolled past it) the first time.
... We saw it (and scrolled past it) the first time."We" all have different tastes. Some like it, some don't but how can you know you don't like it if you don't read a word of it?
"We" all have different tastes. Some like it, some don't but how can you know you don't like it if you don't read a word of it?The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.
BenTiger07
04-01-24, 23:57
ISG forum fight on how to post? Take it easy bros. As long as ISG rules are followed, we're free to read a post, skip a post, & write as we please.
Vagabundo1
04-02-24, 02:21
Vagabundo worked on world peace by a few hours of intense oral exchange with a Russian ballerina.
For those of you who have forgotten what it is like to fall in love again with a 22 year old I recommend it.
Then Vagabundo took a bus and subway to have an hour suck and fuck with the best prive girl in centro for 150 r. It was great. Then Vagabundo took a bus back from Rua San Jose 35 to Recreio Shopping, air fried up some salmon and shrimp and made fish meat for salmon ceasar salads for the rest of the week, inspired to get some sleep and get up and fuck and suck again tomorrow, grateful for yet another day of fucking hot 21 year old carioca women in a international city.
Sell your house, get a job you can do from Rio, and get your asses down here. Actually, don't. Leave more pussy for Vagabundo.
"We" all have different tastes. Some like it, some don't but how can you know you don't like it if you don't read a word of it?
Vagabundo1
04-03-24, 14:02
So, I am finally laying here in my apartment.
And now Anne amari says she will suck my dick. My big black cock. Jesus, I have started a race war on the internet. I am paying this hoar 300 reais, which means my cost per fuck with her is 300, whereas my CPF with a centro hoar was 75.
Look, I need an intervention. Someone uber me over to centro. Can we get a gofundme?
I start the fuck joe Rogan podcast at Paris Cafe and at Solarium and at 4 x4 where all the hoars fuck me for free because I have a joe rogan mask on. Goes viral. I am bigger than Rogan in like a year. Go.
Or.
Wait for it.
At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?
At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?Lots of factors that go into this question man. I would say genetics and testosterone levels have a lot to do with it. I know a guy in his 70's that likes to fuck everyday and his wife cannot handle it. He has high testosterone levels and if you saw him you would never know he was in his 70's. Then you have guys in their 30's who don't even get the urge to jerk off. If you are losing libido I'd hit up a hormone clinic and check levels.
At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?Context and situations are important. Not having interest in sex while sitting in your living room with your wife of 25 years is a lot different than not having interest in sex when sitting in a terma with a barely dressed 21 yo garota.
At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?Rio de Janeiro report?
Frisky Frank
04-04-24, 20:10
I made my way to Duda's Massagem located at Avenida Rio Branco 156. It's a 34 story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator bank I used was the group of elevators furthest from security that brought me to the 32nd floor where I had to get off and use a second elevator to get to the 33rd floor. Everything was clearly labeled and easy to find. Once on the 33rd floor you walk to sala 3320 and ring the buzzer to be let in. The key card you provide is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simple deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. I was told 30 minutes is 150 real ($30 usd) and 1 hour is 200 real ($40). I was shown a lineup of 10 girls and I picked a young slender girl by the name of Iyla (sp? She doesn't speak a word of English and I don't speak a word of Portuguese, but we will make do. I confirmed that service included Raw natural no condom oral sex. I paid for 1 hour and I was shown into a private room with a shower and bed. You're given a few minutes to shower alone before your date arrives.
Used the phone translator to ask about raw natural bareback no condom sex for an additional fee but she declined. I have recent tests and a vasectomy with paperwork and she was adamant that it would still need to be condom for sex.
I started by licking her pussy for a few minutes. She seemed sensitive to light tongue action and was squirming too much and making her pussy out of reach. So let her suck my dick for 10 minutes before going into 69 to see if I could get a positive response. 69 was a little better. Pussy was clean, didn't smell, and no unpleasant taste. Condom goes on, she rides me, I fuck her doggy, I get on top and finish in the bag. After I finish I ask her how much time we have left and she says 20 minutes. Probably could have gotten 2 pops if I didn't waste time trying to eat her snatch.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a very high quality 20 year old Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 200 real per hour or $40 usd per hour.
Steve 9696
04-04-24, 22:58
Context and situations are important. Not having interest in sex while sitting in your living room with your wife of 25 years is a lot different than not having interest in sex when sitting in a terma with a barely dressed 21 yo garota.So true. I have no end of horniness for early twenties hotties. And I am past early fifties. But yeah the average overweight wife for begrudging sex? Not so much.
Someone on ISG once said "less sex less sex more sex more sex". And I find this to be true. If I go several weeks sexless I think meh I could prob keep doing this. Then I fuck a hottie and I'm like can I fuck again in an hour? What about tomorrow? Can I fuck a girl at least one per day this week? The more you have the more you want imo. So if ur libido feels low go fuck a hottie! It will come roaring back.
BallsDeep1980
04-05-24, 07:26
I read a lot of reports of people going to Centro to get pussy, isn't Centro a really dangerous area in Rio? One night around 10 pm or so I tried to take an Uber to one of the Termas, I think it was 4 X4, can't remember, anyways the Uber drops me off in the middle of nowhere of what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings. Looked super shady. I quickly found a taxi and he took me another one I think it was Marakesh or something like that? I was kind of drunk that night so its all a bit hazy, but is it cool to go to Centro during the day and at night?
Marakesh by the way wasnt that great. There was some older lady who wouldn't be leave me alone and kept asking for dirinks and literally 2 different girls tried to scam me. I did pound some girl with glasses but it wasnt very good sex, and not all because I was drunk.
Solarium and Centaurus were both great imo, this would the 3rd terma I visited and ir sucked.
Context and situations are important. Not having interest in sex while sitting in your living room with your wife of 25 years is a lot different than not having interest in sex when sitting in a terma with a barely dressed 21 yo garota.THIS!
OT: Has it happened to you when you've said everything there is to say already, but the forum wants 5 more characters?
Vagabundo1
04-05-24, 13:26
Good report.
Yes, vagabundo has gone crazy. Thanks for the intervention bro.
I made my way to Duda's Massagem located at Avenida Rio Branco 156. It's a 34 story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator bank I used was the group of elevators furthest from security that brought me to the 32nd floor where I had to get off and use a second elevator to get to the 33rd floor. Everything was clearly labeled and easy to find. Once on the 33rd floor you walk to sala 3320 and ring the buzzer to be let in. The key card you provide is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simple deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. I was told 30 minutes is 150 real ($30 usd) and 1 hour is 200 real ($40). I was shown a lineup of 10 girls and I picked a young slender girl by the name of Iyla (sp? She doesn't speak a word of English and I don't speak a word of Portuguese, but we will make do. I confirmed that service included Raw natural no condom oral sex. I paid for 1 hour and I was shown into a private room with a shower and bed. You're given a few minutes to shower alone before your date arrives.
Used the phone translator to ask about raw natural bareback no condom sex for an additional fee but she declined. I have recent tests and a vasectomy with paperwork and she was adamant that it would still need to be condom for sex.
I started by licking her pussy for a few minutes. She seemed sensitive to light tongue action and was squirming too much and making her pussy out of reach. So let her suck my dick for 10 minutes before going into 69 to see if I could get a positive response. 69 was a little better. Pussy was clean, didn't smell, and no unpleasant taste. Condom goes on, she rides me, I fuck her doggy, I get on top and finish in the bag. After I finish I ask her how much time we have left and she says 20 minutes. Probably could have gotten 2 pops if I didn't waste time trying to eat her snatch.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a very high quality 20 year old Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 200 real per hour or $40 usd per hour.
Vagabundo1
04-05-24, 13:29
Fucked the russian student tutor hoar in the office below the temple of macumba in the rocinha mansao yesterday for 200 r, just a blow job. You leave your cock hanging out when the tutor is doing your russian ABCs and you know she needs 200 to make rent, and young students of lenin comes cums and licks that lube from the negra right down her long white Russian throat.
Axel Heyst
04-05-24, 15:51
One night around 10 pm or so I tried to take an Uber to one of the Termas, I think it was 4 X4, can't remember, anyways the Uber drops me off in the middle of nowhere of what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings. Looked super shady. <snip> I was kind of drunk that night so its all a bit hazy, but is it cool to go to Centro during the day and at night?
Marakesh by the way wasnt that great. There was some older lady who wouldn't be leave me alone and kept asking for dirinks and literally 2 different girls tried to scam me. I did pound some girl with glasses but it wasnt very good sex, and not all because I was drunk.
Solarium and Centaurus were both great imo, this would the 3rd terma I visited and ir sucked.By your physical description combined with my own experiences with Uber which I have found to be very reliable, it sounds like you were in the right place, but failed to notice 4 x 4's front door and doorman for some reason. Too much booze? KKK. I don't know, but you definitely missed out on a good time.
Frisky Frank
04-05-24, 21:23
I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. There was a young man working that spoke pretty good English. He was able to assist me into a room which had the pricing options and then call the girls in for a presentation. 4 girls were available, but while I was there I saw at least another 4 girls that weren't available for the initial presentation. I asked to speak to Maria, young thin girl, and confirmed her blowjobs were natural raw no condom, and then questioned her using my phone translator app about vaginal sex without a condom. She seemed hesitant until I told her I have recent tests and a vasectomy and showed her my paperwork and a photo of my passport for her to match the name / face. She did not immediately give me a straight answer, so I left the room to shower and figured I could talk to her more when I returned.
When I returned to our room she put the sheet on the bed and I asked again about raw natural sex without a condom. She agreed but asked for a lot of money. I tried to counter and offer her half of what she asked but she would not budge, so I negotiated the addition of photos to be included in her asking price. She made it a point to tell me I could not finish inside of her. Were this Bogota, where I live half of the year, I would have declined and moved onto a new girl or a new brothel, but I'm just a tourist here and don't speak the language and didn't want to have sex with a condom again today. The total investment was 100 real ($20 usd) for 30 minutes and 200 real ($40 usd) for bareback sex without a condom and photos of her body.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a slightly above average quality Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 100 real per half hour or $20 usd per half hour. An hour can be had for 150 real or $30 usd.
......Provided are some photos to help you ...... see what I consider a very high quality 20 year old Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 200 real per hour or $40 usd per hour.Not bad, not bad at all.
The Critic
04-06-24, 06:10
I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden. There was a young man working that spoke pretty good English. He was able to assist me into a room which had the pricing options and then call the girls in for a presentation. 4 girls were available, but while I was there I saw at least another 4 girls that weren't available for the initial presentation. I asked to speak to Maria, young thin girl, and confirmed her blowjobs were natural raw no condom, and then questioned her using my phone translator app about vaginal sex without a condom. She seemed hesitant until I told her I have recent tests and a vasectomy and showed her my paperwork and a photo of my passport for her to match the name / face. She did not immediately give me a straight answer, so I left the room to shower and figured I could talk to her more when I returned.
When I returned to our room she put the sheet on the bed and I asked again about raw natural sex without a condom. She agreed but asked for a lot of money. I tried to counter and offer her half of what she asked but she would not budge, so I negotiated the addition of photos to be included in her asking price. She made it a point to tell me I could not finish inside of her. Were this Bogota, where I live half of the year, I would have declined and moved onto a new girl or a new brothel, but I'm just a tourist here and don't speak the language and didn't want to have sex with a condom again today. The total investment was 100 real ($20 usd) for 30 minutes and 200 real ($40 usd) for bareback sex without a condom and photos of her body.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a slightly above average quality Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 100 real per half hour or $20 usd per half hour. An hour can be had for 150 real or $30 usd.Outstanding report, detailed information that is useful and actionable to all. I especially appreciate the detail of posting the building name and building front picture. Also, the inside facility pictures to guide to floor to door, in addition to your detailed written guide through the building to Darkroom door.
I made my way to Duda's Massagem located at Avenida Rio Branco 156.
Thanks for posting pictures with your report as well.
Brazilian prostitute
We all know who/what they are so we don't need a reminder. The proper colloquial abbreviation/term is GDP (Garota de Programa). This is how they are referred (to) by Brazilians and what they would call themselves.
I read a lot of reports of people going to Centro to get pussy, isn't Centro a really dangerous area in Rio? One night around 10 pm or so-Around 10 PM or so, yes it is. If you find yourself riding in a cab or Uber after dark, insist they drop you right in front of wherever you're going. I'm pretty sure 5-10 reais will quickly quash their opposition and might save you some potentially expensive issues.
..what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings. Looked super shady...Like AH said, you were in the right place. I am posting just to remind you don't get out of Uber until you are sure where you are and that would help you to find the right place.
These buildings are office building and they will be filled with people during daytime. You should not walk around Centro at night if you need to use your phone to guide you.
.... I did it deliberately as I think it deserves a second read.Have you considered to put it in Reports of Distinction?
Frisky Frank
04-06-24, 12:10
Nounce. Would you kindly clear your stored messages so I can privately message you.
CCRider1008
04-06-24, 15:59
I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. but I'm just a tourist here and don't speak the language and didn't want to have sex with a condom again today. The total investment was 100 real ($20 usd) for 30 minutes and 200 real ($40 usd) for bareback sex without a condom and photos of her body.
Provided are some photos to help you find the location and to see what I consider a slightly above average quality Brazilian prostitute for the incredibly low price of 100 real per half hour or $20 usd per half hour. An hour can be had for 150 real or $30 usd.Frisky like others said good reporting and appreciated. Already adding your reports to my trip file. I have USA perspective on pricing abroad but $40 for BBS is an excellent negotiation, particularly for girl with body like that. Keep up good work.
Vagabundo1
04-07-24, 15:50
Just realize it is against rules of the house not ito mention maybe the local authorities to bareback which is why I use codenames.
That said, I was there yesterday, and rode the sweet tight pink kunt of callsign Amber Lynn for a half hour in a hour session. Like just skipped the BBBJ, and put it in her sweet kunt. Amber is back from semi retirement, and many of you may MAY remember her. MAY.
Mongering in Rio and Portuguese speaking regions (see Amado, Jorge.) is a subject recorded in allusion, in letras in letters in literature. To wit.
Anyone know any good sources for the literature of sex, mongering, prostitution, etc?
I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the beuilding is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ sbtory building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on grolund level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
I don't speak Portuguese. I speak native english and A2 level Spanish. Spanish helps a small amount but have your phone translation app handy to ease the communication burden..
Vagabundo1
04-07-24, 18:04
Amber Lynn.
So she blocks dreman 3 time, why? 83 year old black prosecutors from SDNY and 21 year old blondes usually don't get along without money and security.
The whole time, Amber Lynn says out loud, fuck me dreman fuck me dreman.
And I just slid it in bare.
You need to cum in her pussy.
I fucked her right after another client for 2 hours.
Slutty little blond ass fed by outback ribs and.
So, what are you saving the 8000 reais for? I mean you like have 5000000 reais in Berkshire Hathaway.
The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens.
And you have to stay in Brazil.
It is Amber Lynn.
You have to come to rio because you can fuck amber lynn bare.
I made my way to Dark Room located at Praa Olava Bilac 28 and the building is called Edificio Patrimnio. It's a 20+ story building in centro. To enter you need to stop at security on ground level and show some form of ID. I provided a picture of my passport from my phone. They give you an electronic key card to enter the elevators area through turnstiles by simply scanning the key card on the reader. The elevator takes you to the 20th floor. Once on the 20th floor you exit the elevator to the right and go down a hall passing 3 fire extinguishers. A few meters down that hall is an opening on the right hand side that gives you access to the stairwell (Suba as escadas written on a red sign) and you can walk up 1 floor to 21. Exit the stairwell on the 21st floor and do a right hand 180 degree turn down the hall to find Cobertura 06, which had a nice plant outside and black painted door with a camera over it. Buzz or knock to be let in. The key card you are provided is used again on the ground level to exit the turnstiles. You simply deposit the key card into a slot rather than scanning it and it allows you to exit the same turnstile you used to get in.
Vagabundo1
04-07-24, 19:40
The whole time amber lynn and I are watching amber lynn interracialvisions.com videos of her and she is screaming dreman dreman come fuck me, but I just put on a over ear headset and listen to fucking story of o in russian and chinese and fuck her brains out in my native tongue.
So, you write about say Mary her name in a terma, but you say, that kunt is kira noir because if Mary barebacks that is a problem for Jane and Amber and the other hoars, not to mention her management, who don't want some fuck from the prefeitura tracking down some std hiv infection as a pretext to get a free fuck or some dinheiro because it's rent time.
Amber Lynn.
So she blocks dreman 3 time, why? 83 year old black prosecutors from SDNY and 21 year old blondes usually don't get along without money and security.
The whole time, Amber Lynn says out loud, fuck me dreman fuck me dreman.
And I just slid it in bare.
You need to cum in her pussy.
I fucked her right after another client for 2 hours.
Slutty little blond ass fed by outback ribs and.
So, what are you saving the 8000 reais for? I mean you like have 5000000 reais in Berkshire Hathaway.
The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens.
And you have to stay in Brazil.
It is Amber Lynn.
You have to come to rio because you can fuck amber lynn bare.
Lots of factors that go into this question man. I would say genetics and testosterone levels have a lot to do with it. I know a guy in his 70's that likes to fuck everyday and his wife cannot handle it. He has high testosterone levels and if you saw him you would never know he was in his 70's. Then you have guys in their 30's who don't even get the urge to jerk off. If you are losing libido I'd hit up a hormone clinic and check levels.My T level was 210 as of last week.
Vagabundo1
04-08-24, 08:53
On what scale?
Where in rio can one test and augment T?
My T level was 210 as of last week.
......Anyone know any good sources for the literature of sex, mongering, prostitution, etc?When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.
.......The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens........World War III is not too far away so, guys, you need to fuck, fuck and then fuck again. These are the good times.
Vagabundo1
04-09-24, 02:15
Something on audible please, like the excellent jorge amado, marquez, and henry miller mentioned here.
Maybe this should be a thread on literature of prostitution and sex.
When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.
Vagabundo1
04-09-24, 02:21
Something on audible please, like the excellent jorge amado, marquez, and henry miller mentioned here.
Maybe this should be a thread on literature of prostitution and sex.
Today, vagabundo had minor outpatient surgery performed by the hottest skin doctor ever man what a babe, whole time, I was studying her big but not massive cleavage, perfect morena skin, and talking her up about taking her back to mother switzerland, to enjoy her womb wrapped around my italian pepperoni on the shores of lake lugano, perhaps up at big bear, where she had also gone from san clemente, what a hot little piece of brazilian tale. So it was a anticlimax when I had nina deponca come over and give me her 3 carioca holes for a quick pop up her ass, I even made her ride public transport over. Anne amari texted me too late. Finding some volei players and university students out here in recreio, now just need to organize some events.
Prices are going down. Weather is perfect, not hot.
When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.
After be / see I flew into Rio. Did the normal stuff, mostly termas and the days they were closed, saw my regular girl there. I did visit the new terma, La Confraria Club, at least new to me. It's like a small wiskeria but if you want a robe, you could go that route. Most just stayed in their regular clothes. $30 r. Entrance, I believe that includes a drink because I went two day, didn't take a girl up but got a water and was charged $30 r. This club is small and both times I went there were only about 10 girls. Mostly average but on both days I saw a girl I liked but both days they were already sitting with a customer. Both days I stayed about 45 minutes and the girls were still sitting with the same customer at their tables. If at anytime they would've freed up I would have gone with them. The pricing there is very wallet friendly. $160 r, for half an hour. $180 r, for 40 minutes, and $270 r, for 1 hour. I could see where some guys would not like this club, but I like the intimate feel of the place. Not the crazy 4 x4 atmosphere.
Since most of the termas are discussed plenty I'll just put up some prices. These are by memory so if I got some wrong, please correct me.
4 x4, basic room $350 r, for half hour. $460 r. For the hour.
Cancun / New York $300 r. Half hour. $350 r, 40 minutes, sorry forgot what the hour cost.
It's been a while since I went to the prives in centro but I decided to go to Emporio Do Banho. My timing sucked big time. I get there and the receptionist takes me to room for the presentation. Only one girl. Not my taste so I said I would be back. As I was walking out, a cute girl was walking in. I asked the receptionist and she said the girl is working but has an appointment for the next two hours. Was thinking about going back but never did. Then went to Bel Prazer, I usually had good luck there. Only three in the lineup so left. Went across the street to Dudas. Four in the lineup, none to my taste. I asked the receptionist if she had any tall girls woking. She called a girl from the back who was about 5'9" dark and beautiful. I asked why she wasn't in the lineup and of course, she is waiting for her appointment. Finally went to Dark Room, just had a drink up there and see the talent. That day not too much talent, at least for my taste. So went to lunch and finished the day at the termas. Just for context, I went during easter week so that may have affected the talent.
After be / see I flew into Rio. Did the normal stuff, mostly termas and the days they were closed, saw my regular girl there. I did visit the new terma, La Confraria Club, at least new to me. It's like a small wiskeria but if you want a robe, you could go that route. Most just stayed in their regular clothes. $30 r. Entrance, I believe that includes a drink because I went two day, didn't take a girl up but got a water and was charged $30 r. This club is small and both times I went there were only about 10 girls. Mostly average but on both days I saw a girl I liked but both days they were already sitting with a customer. Both days I stayed about 45 minutes and the girls were still sitting with the same customer at their tables. If at anytime they would've freed up I would have gone with them. The pricing there is very wallet friendly. $160 r, for half an hour. $180 r, for 40 minutes, and $270 r, for 1 hour. I could see where some guys would not like this club, but I like the intimate feel of the place. Thanks for reporting about the new terma! It's been a while.
Axel Heyst
04-09-24, 13:37
When I was in high school 54 years ago a classmate lent me "I, Jan Cremer", it was a big deal back then.Wow, I never heard of this book. How did I miss it? It sounds like a very interesting read in a similar vein to Kerouac's "On the Road" which made a huge impression on my teenage mind back in the day. KKK. But "I" is out of print. I see only a $20 used paperback English language copy available on the internet, but I may have to buy it anyway.
Vagabundo1
04-09-24, 14:19
CPF 60 are + bus 15 r. Vagabundo had 5 fucks pernoite nina deponca. Good long 20 minute morning fuck pile-driver. She complained about my waking her up. Fuck that mulatta hoar. Emptied my balls in her 3 holes. Most women pay me 500 reais per hour to inject them with my sperm which entitles them to a free bachelor's degree at the swiss state university of Lugano and the law university of Sao Paulo on the dime of Gavin newsom, that faggot.
Globalnomad5
04-09-24, 14:29
Yes, perfectly normal.
Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.
At what age do men get bored with sex, or lose it's appeal as a weekly thing and become more of a monthly thing. Is it normal to reach early 50's and just not care that much?
My T level was 210 as of last week.That's pretty low man if you're talking about total T and not Free T. I've been there before and I know the feeling. Besides the lack of libido and urge to fuck, I was always tired and feeling depressed. It's like you lose the lust for life. It sucks ass man. I'd get on some hormone replacement therapy for the rest of my life. If you don't want to go that route you can try some alternatives to boost your natural T levels. Maybe try some HCG shots and clomid? Some natural OTC test boosters might help also. I can tell you when I was at the range you're at, I could be around 100 fine ass women and not have any interest. It's the worst feeling.
Vagabundo1
04-10-24, 09:32
In the literature of mongering, we add to the list, torres, fernanda. FIM.
In it she records 5 cariocas.
From 1969 to their death.
In reverse chrono order.
Meaning, the last to die is chapter 1 and so on.
The last (first in the book) is a old doddering man who is hit by a car in copa and dies with his cracked skull, etc.
You can pick which death (life) you, dear reader, want.
The best IMHO is the one who playes volei to the end.
Dies of a heart attack in some beach apartment.
But until he dies he is fucking teens and twenty something carioca kunts.
Bare 22 year old bare naked pink light pink **** is the best natural medicine and the only thing that will add a centimeter or three to your bratwurst naturally.
Don't give me a long life, but give me a life with as much daily 22 ear old slutty hot pussy as possible. Kunts as henry miller would have it. Buceta.
Speaking of which callsign drone and vagabundo are going to darkroom tomorrow where amber lynn will be spread eagled smiling behind her ever present glasses hint hint, fleshy lipped kunt sucking my cock, or another will, at one of the other temples beth vagabundo, perhaps at 21 stories looking east, or at 32 stories looking west over a harbor with 2 jihadi pleasure barge oil tanker frigates with a ironic view of the amerikan consulate flying the faggot colors protesting like a fat middle aged useless kunt asking the brazilians not to let the jihadi frigata into the great diseased kunt of a pussy shaped harbor, filled with the piss and shit of 500 years of cariocas pissing and shitting into the harbor, where some claim you could swim in gloria or copa, but you might as well swim in the toilet after you shat in the toilet, in that harbor, that pussy, that vagina, filled with the lube and precum of every client who fucked every asshole and pussy in rio de janeiro for 500 or even 50,000 years of indigenous kunts, there in that harbor, 32 stories below, with the somehow appropriate faggot flag of gavin newsom flying like a limp wristed san francisco faggot casting his vote for a faggor mayor a faggot governor and a presidential aspirant in a kuntry that promotes freedom to castrate your next generation while abroad the Russians and Chinese and Brasilians only laugh at the faggotry, and train their women to hate faggots and choose brazilian beach volei players and fighters who will roll with them in bed, and plough their kunts, plough their folds like the folds of the earth that ferment salmon a day or three into cured and salted fish, a staple of vikings, who get off their planes and ships and cars and take the local hoars take their pleasure, and leave their lube to add to the great kunt guanabarra bay, which is why one should live in recreio where the atlantic is pure, salty, spoiled only by whatever was in the Atlantic when Vasco sailed the Atlantic.
Yes, perfectly normal.
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Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.
Vagabundo1
04-10-24, 10:19
I don't know what my t level is.
I guess I should test it.
I count my t by having sex with a real woman once a day, as a rule, though in the last year I have skipped days, even jerked off, which I had never done in my 10 month long trips to rio before, but selah.
As a rule though, I count fuks. Yesterday, I fuked nina deponca 5 times bare 3 holes. Yeah, I used and abused her 60 reais cost per fuk as I paid her 300.
I chased her out of bed as I fuked her in the middle of the night for fuk 4, just spread her legs, and put it in, after changing the white noise to the porn, kinky porn as always, blew a nut into her hole, forgot which one for fuk 4.
I do remember after a good 16 minute (I paused the porn there) fuk for fuk 5 I came in her ass as my bratwurst was getting a little insensitive, and I took my pleasure from her tight hole to milk my 5th load in 12 hours.
Then drained, I walked her to a bus stop, she took another bus, and I took a bus to a federal university north of maracana where I worshipped macumba in a temple with some naked negra big titted hoar who held up a host of bread, actually just some corn bread fat free from a feira dipped in her lubricating pussy juice while a passista licked her prominent clit, which the passista took from the holy vault on one side of the altar, locked away in golden glowing light, while on the cross, an x cross in the hotel itaoka 50 tons of cinza suite, the macumba priestess tied up a blond amber lynn loira, her bare pussy open from behind for me to slide my dick into, grabbing her just right fatty butt cheeks to jiggle in my hands as I received kristo carioca, then traded a bit on bean bag seats beneath the macumba temple, then went to an open air teatro to practice and learn zouk dancing with hot ass butt dancing cariocas naturally doing that dance where they shift their hips in the light of a autumn afternoon, just right, not hot, working up a sweat, then training jiu jitsu beneath the gymnasium, rolling my fat, overweight obese ass, but rolling, rolling with my knee repaired by an nfl team doctor 40 years ago, rolling with a colon surgically repaird, rolling with stiches in my forehead still stitched by some skin doctor hot assed and perfect skinned in fuk me fuk me fuk me high heels with two micro buckles, long brown leather pants, a plunging blouse revealing two big but not massive breasts. Big is not the right word. Nice, pert, hand sized, my hands, my hands yearned for those breasts as she cut the skin tag off of my forehead, and stiched the flesh, with points, stiches. She wore a white doctors coat, but not just a lab coat, it looked like a gucci white lady suit jacket as she attended patients. Her insta revealed volei athleticism, travel to noronha and floripa, and though she had a guy in her insta, she had no ring on her finger, and I favor myself to think she perhaps liked me, in any case, she gave me her number. I rolled around, not sparring, just a first day learning jiu jitsu, practicing take downs, recalling football, head up, eyes open, lock the wrist, recalling wrestling, decades before ancient by functional knees joelhoes, rage rage rage against the dying of the light dylan thomas would say. Have I already outlived dyland thomas, yes, and how do I count, I count by fuks.
Yesterday, I fuked nina deponca 5 times invaded her sleep, chased the hoar out of bed into the servant bedroom, where I ripped off her microfiber blanket, and took her again for 16 minutes, and made her make me coffee, two cups, each sweetened with honey from the feira or from sams club, the one on aryton senna near barra shopping, before I put her on a bus, whining and begging for cash, I gave her two five reais notes only, then as a last gesture of my cesar like magnanimity, I gave her another 5 reais, as I got onto a city bus to university, where my balls drained, I got numbers danced zouk, rolled jiu jitsu, and vowed to the goddess macumba to do it again another day, not any day, but the next day, and forever more, for every day until hell comes rolling out of the sea into praia abrico nudismo with some 21 year old black haired beautiful carioca woman hiking by my side, her nude clitoris in the sun, wet from my spare sperm dripping out her just fertilized ovaries, where cristllike another macumba devil child starts her life from her womb to medical school at the university of lugano on the dime of gavin newsom, that faggot.
That's pretty low man if you're talking about total T and not Free T. I've been there before and I know the feeling. Besides the lack of libido anosd urge to fuck, I was always tired and feeling depressed. It's like you lose the lust for life. It sucks ass man. I'd get on some hormone replacement therapy for the rest of my life. If you don't want to go that route you can try some alternatives to boost your natural T levels. Maybe try some HCG shots and clomid? Some natural OTC test boosters might help also. I can tell you when I was at the range you're at, I could be around 100 fine ass women and not have any interest. It's the worst feeling.
For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?
In the literature of mongering, we add to the list, torres, fernanda. FIM.
In it she records 5 cariocas.
From 1969 to their death.
In reverse chrono order.
Meaning, the last to die is chapter 1 and so on.
The last (first in the book) is a old doddering man who is hit by a car in copa and dies with his cracked skull, etc.
You can pick which death (life) you, dear reader, want.
The best IMHO is the one who playes volei to the end.........You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.
For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?I purposely waited because I had a feeling it would get pushed back.
Vagabundo1
04-10-24, 19:54
Message for USA Citizens: Postponement of Brazilian Visa Requirement to 2025.
The Brazilian government postponed the visa requirement for USA Nationals for one year. On April 10,2025, the Government of Brazil will reinstate a visa requirement for all USA Nationals visiting Brazil, with an option for an e-visa for qualified applicants. This date reflects a one-year postponement announced on April 9, 2024.
I purposely waited because I had a feeling it would get pushed back.
For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?Doesn't seem like fake news since the airlines are notifying customers.
Vagabundo1
04-10-24, 20:49
Thanks for the feedback.
https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/2023/10/25/fim-serie-de-fernanda-torres-no-globoplay-narra-vida-e-morte-de-amigos.htm
You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.
Doesn't seem like fake news since the airlines are notifying customers.As is the US Embassy.
https://br.usembassy.gov/message-for-u-s-citizens-postponement-of-brazilian-visa-requirement-to-2025/
And the Brazilian government.
https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-miami/information-about-visas-in-english/electronic-visitor-visa-e-visa
MaddTraveler
04-10-24, 21:38
Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.
Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!
Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Español definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuñol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.
As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.
Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.
Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.
Yes, perfectly normal.
Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:
Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.
Milk and Dairy Products.
Legumes.
Dark, Leafy Greens.
Honey.
Onions.
Eggs.
Foods with Flavonoids.
As is the US Embassy.
https://br.usembassy.gov/message-for-u-s-citizens-postponement-of-brazilian-visa-requirement-to-2025/
And the Brazilian government.
https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consulado-miami/information-about-visas-in-english/electronic-visitor-visa-e-visaStraight from the AA site:
Vagabundo1
04-11-24, 02:10
That is my shopping list at the local feira (farmer market). Economical and healthy as fuk.
Banged anne amari 300 pernoite, finally got her to just cook some of the stuff from the feira.
I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:
Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.
Milk and Dairy Products.
Legumes.
Dark, Leafy Greens.
Honey.
Onions.
Eggs.
Foods with Flavonoids.
Wayne Roberts
04-11-24, 02:39
You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.
Houston Player
04-11-24, 03:38
I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:
Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.
Milk and Dairy Products.
Legumes.
Dark, Leafy Greens.
Honey.
Onions.
Eggs.
Foods with Flavonoids.Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.
Vagabundo1
04-11-24, 04:28
I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.
I will reach out by pm.
Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.
Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!
Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Espaol definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.
As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.
Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.
Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.
KilledSoul
04-11-24, 04:31
Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.
Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.
Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. There is no lmao when dicks go soft. It's a tragedy and a travesty, and it's depressing indeed.
Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.Lifting weights is so boring. I hate it. I might have to accept the fact that I now have the libido of a 100 year old.
Vagabundo1
04-11-24, 15:26
Cum in negra kunt 500 r 1 h.
That IS zaawaadi ana foxxxxx.
23 h.
Perla.
Av de pepe 400.
MaddTraveler
04-11-24, 16:56
I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.
I will reach out by pm.Yessir no doubt. Pm reply sent. Recreio unit in the making. Bud and I usually park in front of posto 10-12 for morning workout so I know the exact spot.
Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.I cannot personally testify to the foods I listed, I googled foods that increase testosterone and voila. I can personally testify to the fact that hot stunners boost my libido. Sometimes when I'm intimate with an average looker getting and maintaining an erection can be a challenge. However, if the girl is an 8 or 9 on my scale little Turgid gets erect sometimes even before clothes come off and I'm 70.
FilthyBeaver
04-12-24, 03:40
Got a while to hit 70 but if I lose the urge I really don't see the point in being alive. Has made retirement planning really easy.
I cannot personally testify to the foods I listed, I googled foods that increase testosterone and voila. I can personally testify to the fact that hot stunners boost my libido. Sometimes when I'm intimate with an average looker getting and maintaining an erection can be a challenge. However, if the girl is an 8 or 9 on my scale little Turgid gets erect sometimes even before clothes come off and I'm 70.
Vagabundo1
04-12-24, 05:59
Perfect.
Just saw hot ass negra sw at p10 quoting 100 FS covered, 50 r blowjob. Need wingman for security because it is fuck on the beach.
Love recreio.
Like a midori pornstar or monique pornstar quality negra, like vm quality, which is perfect for me.
We need to go patrol that together.
What workout do you do?
I need to do some regular workouts, but fuk, fuking on the beach is a workout, right!
Yessir no doubt. Pm reply sent. Recreio unit in the making. Bud and I usually park in front of posto 10-12 for morning workout so I know the exact spot.
Frisky Frank
04-12-24, 16:17
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MaddTraveler
04-12-24, 18:58
Perfect.
Just saw hot ass negra sw at p10 quoting 100 FS covered, 50 r blowjob. Need wingman for security because it is fuck on the beach.
Love recreio.
Like a midori pornstar or monique pornstar quality negra, like vm quality, which is perfect for me.
We need to go patrol that together.
What workout do you do?
I need to do some regular workouts, but fuk, fuking on the beach is a workout, right!Early am on the beach is best, lots and lots of activities, and I see why these women are all in shape, they work out a lot. There's an old guy that looks 90 yrs old jogging on the sand in speedos ea morning, he could be one of us LOL. If he can find motivation so can we, super important.
DoomBringer321
04-13-24, 01:15
What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?
This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.
I will post my links, below.
I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!
https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ
Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.When the war started in the middle east which war it does not matter it's all memories at this point, we had a chem suit because we thought that Iraq had WMD's 6 magazines were standard load out, and you had M16 (I never traded my M16 for the M4) and a side arm body armor with multiple inserts the whole nine, NVG's to see at night so after being on patrol not being able to breathe because of the mask design, with all the weight and the gear, over time shit started coming off first the chem mask, then the extras magazines people only took 2, fewer inserts on the body armor the wight takes a toll on hours of patrol the afghans use to call us mules in their language why because they woke up with sandals dried bread and an Ak's to fight us while our dumb asses were walking around with over 100 pounds worth of gear at a minimum plus you have to have the training to use that gear in an emergency, in the heat of combat most people do not know how to use the gear properly.
Gentlemen,
After a break, coming back to mongering.
1. New to Rio landscape. Was in Sao Paulo pre covid and had a good time. While in Rio, Would love to have a wingman and monger together to understand the local landscape from pros. Thinking about heading to Copacabana and take a place for tonight amd plan from tomorrow.
2. Realized my subscription expired and binance isn't cooperating after verification, it doesn't allow me to buy BTC says. US IP isn't allowed. Any suggestions. I have international see. Cards if that can help pay or transfer to any of you SR members for my subscription? My Handle is my Gmail.
Thank you team.
Vagabundo1
04-13-24, 16:26
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Tenofir is the name of the local generic PReP, get it at Pacheco, ask for the staff to use their cpf for the discount 187 r per 30 dose bottle.
Uruguiana 19 is the address for best cost generic viagra and cialis.
As we said when we blew up the desert, the P in the pound formula for how much demolitions to use to blow it up is P stands for plenty. Ie, the generics are cheap, just take a bunch of pills and some bare pussy to get your wood as hard as brazilian jungle wood carved up by indigenous women with tight, muscular, dancer asses that can massage your gonads with quivering glutes, preferably oiled up.
Where to go to in Brazil and find the chicks with the porn star type bodies from the 2010 on back Brazilian Bubble Butt Hunt flick movies? And what's there asking price?
Where to go to in Brazil and find the chicks with the porn star type bodies from the 2010 on back Brazilian Bubble Butt Hunt flick movies? And what's there asking price?Porno star Ariella Ferraz in Clinica Tangara, and Prime, always do duplos with Ariella. One of the best porno sessions I had was at prime with Karen and Ariella together. They are a damn porno fantasy land anything goes. Thanks, Kib123.
Another amateur porn, is a young morena with crazy tats in Tangara, in between sessions we watched her threesome-only fans' porno videos. She puts on a college girl outfit, goes to town on BBC orgies. Ya best bring ya A game marathon with that firecracker.
Luiza Marcato has an extensive report on her by RickyRick95.
You can find doppelgngers of porno stars, CenTenCash mentioned one finding porn star lookalike Nia Nacci.
Lately, I shifted from Finding only fans or amateur porn stars to having my late twenties hot, skinny, redbone, mulata help with the selection. We known each other for a few years BC Before covid. She knows my style, taste and how to please me best. We find a cute attractive twenty-year-old for threesome sessions in Scandallo, Solarium, Monte Carlo, or go to Pandas Love Motel in Botafogo or Lush motel near scandallos.
She has all the wild-ass lesbian toys, these young blonde brancas, Brasilia nikkei, and lookalikes of Meghan Duchess of Sex, squirt three times. Goddamn soaking the freakin bed, while I'm rotating thru all six holes, she loves doing crazy freaky wild porno with the garota.
YMMV on porno stars.
Lifting is the way.
Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.For me it's been 8+ hours of sleep, less alcohol, weights, cold tub immersions (or showers), eggs, greens, tribulus, ashwagandha, and fenugreek. I suspect that red meat does as well, but I don't eat as much anymore. Also, in my experience, cut back on dairy.
Well I take that screwing a porn star is going to pricey how much am I looking at spending.
Porno star Ariella Ferraz in Clinica Tangara, and Prime, always do duplos with Ariella. One of the best porno sessions I had was at prime with Karen and Ariella together. They are a damn porno fantasy land anything goes. Thanks, Kib123.
Another amateur porn, is a young morena with crazy tats in Tangara, in between sessions we watched her threesome-only fans' porno videos. She puts on a college girl outfit, goes to town on BBC orgies. Ya best bring ya A game marathon with that firecracker.
Luiza Marcato has an extensive report on her by RickyRick95.
You can find doppelgngers of porno stars, CenTenCash mentioned one finding porn star lookalike Nia Nacci.
Lately, I shifted from Finding only fans or amateur porn stars to having my late twenties hot, skinny, redbone, mulata help with the selection. We known each other for a few years BC Before covid. She knows my style, taste and how to please me best. We find a cute attractive twenty-year-old for threesome sessions in Scandallo, Solarium, Monte Carlo, or go to Pandas Love Motel in Botafogo or Lush motel near scandallos.
She has all the wild-ass lesbian toys, these young blonde brancas, Brasilia nikkei, and lookalikes of Meghan Duchess of Sex, squirt three times. Goddamn soaking the freakin bed, while I'm rotating thru all six holes, she loves doing crazy freaky wild porno with the garota.
YMMV on porno stars.
ShinyCrazy
04-16-24, 00:25
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.
Arrival at GIG airport:
Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.
Emergencies:
Call police (190) or ambulance (191 or 192).
Hotels:
The upscale hotel mentioned on ISG multiple times as "girl friendly" is Marriott Copacabana. It is not cheap. Given the primary venue types available in Rio (prives and termas), I'm not sure that girl friendly is really necessary. If you are an international traveler and blowing into town for a few days or a week, then the sex will happen at the venue, not your hotel room and you are likely aiming for a variety of girls, so you are unlikely to want to get a girl's number and bring her back to your hotel for a repeat. If you plan to stick around for a few weeks or months, then you might want to repeat with a few superstars. In which case, for a long stay, you would probably be renting an AirB&be. For what it is worth, you can walk from the Marriott to Eden Spa or Termas Monte Carlo in about 5 minutes.
ATM:
Bradesco, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 709 A, No fee. 2500 per withdrawal.
Cialis:
The RioPharma about 2 blocks from the Marriott has 5 MG tablets of generic cialis ("tadalafila" in Portuguese). I was able to simply type "I want 90 tablets of 5 MG tadalafila please" into Google translate and hand that to the pharmacist. Cost for 90 pills: 105 reals or about $20 US. That's right. Insanely cheap.
Meals:
There are plenty of decent restaurants within a few blocks of the Marriott. I was originally concerned about safety in Rio (and Copa in particular), but it didn't really seem that unsafe, although I did tend to be back at the hotel by 11 pm. I just walked to restaurants for dinner and walked back to the hotel. I didn't use Uber door to door like I might have if things seemed super sketchy. There were plenty of families with little kids walking around. It feels like a normal city neighborhood in a developing country, not like a war zone. Centro seemed fine for safety, but I didn't walk around after dark. Like most "upscale" hotels, the Marriott charges a million dollars for breakfast, so I went elsewhere. Great coffee and inexpensive breakfast at Farro, a cafe 2 blocks from the hotel.
Prisma Terapias:
The only venue open in Copacabana on Sundays is Prisma Terapias. The prives that offer full service are closed. Elevator to the tenth floor of a commercial building and down a long hallway to room 1021. On Sunday, apparently the only option is the most expensive, meaning the mutual nude nuru for 330 reals. Was given the choice of 2 girls, and picked Renata, a pale white girl with long red hair and natural small breasts and a toothy smile. She spoke English fairly fluently and said she was from Argentina. First stripped in the tiny room, then wrapped in a towel and headed to the bathroom. Bathroom was very clean and well appointed. Had mouthwash and so forth. I knocked on the bathroom door as requested, and she led me back to the room. The room was tiny, basically the size of a double bed, with the vinyl covered mattress on the floor. She placed the sheet and I laid face down. She removed her robe and performed decent "real" massage with warm nuru gel with her hands, and eventually her whole body. I asked at the beginning what was allowed. Basically, no kissing (including my mouth on her mouth or breasts or pussy) or penetration (with fingers or penis). You were allowed to touch her anywhere, so I stroked her pussy and asshole. She was sexy and engaging and I would have certainly enjoyed full service, but she said that was 400 reals extra, which I refused, of course. All in all, a decent experience for the equivalent of $65 US dollars, but I went there purely because it was the only venue open on a Sunday near my hotel. Any other day, I would have gone to a prive for 220 reals total for full service.
https://prismaterapias.com.br/clinicas/
Eden Spa:
Entered the building at 583 Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana and went past the doorman (who ignored me) and there were elevators on the right. Took the elevator to the 4th floor and went to suite 401 and rang the bell. The receptionist led me to a tiny room to the left to meet the girls. They did a European peck on each cheek and said their name. There were 6-7 girls. I would have happily fucked any of them.
Jenifer: I picked Jenifer, since I like slim mulatto girls with natural breasts. Paid 220 reals to the receptionist. Bring exact change, because I handed her 300 and she claimed to have no change whatsoever. I repeated that mistake later in the week. The first time, she finally found some change, but the second time she refused, so I gave the extra to the girl as a tip. Jenifer looked much better than her pictures on the website. She said she was 23. She had beautiful light brown skin, sleepy eyes, spoke a little English and Spanish, had small natural breasts with pierced nipples, a few tattoos, trimmed but not shaved pussy. Very responsive to DATY. Kissed deeply with tongue. Great BBBJ, including extended rimming. She used a bullet vibe on herself while I stroked her, sucked her nipples, and kissed her. She came like a volcano. After my first shot in missionary, she went to town with rimming. It was intense, but I knew I would need more than that to come a second time and my hour was almost up. I asked for prostate massage and she lubed up a finger and I finished in her mouth while she massaged my prostate. Shuddering orgasm. Totally a 10/10 performance. Exactly the intensely sensual girlfriend experience that I had heard Brazilian girls could provide. I gave her a tip. She earned it. The room was very small with a vinyl covered bed. We were provided with a fitted sheet for the bed and a towel and flip flops for the shower. The shower was down the hall, clean, with liquid soap. Overall, excellent experience and excellent value for money. She was really the superstar of my trip. I repeated with her a few days later and she was once again the star of my holiday. I would highly recommend her to anyone.
Leticia: Went back a day later and chose Leticia. Bad choice. Slim, pretty black girl. Beautiful body but no kissing and covered BJ. How was I able to find the only girl in Rio who doesn't kiss or do bare BJ? Very disappointing session. Could barely get erect and was just going through the motions. I told the mamasan about it (the next time I went) and she was very interested to know the name of the girl, etc. I am hoping my complaint makes the situation better for future customers.
Laura: When I returned again to Eden Spa, the upstairs (401) didn't have any girls available at 10 am. They handed me the card for suite 302 and directed me downstairs. I told the mamasan that I only wanted a girl who kissed. Was offered 2 girls, and I picked Laura. She was a slightly chunky black girl with moderately saggy breasts, but otherwise pretty face and smooth skin and engaging. She spoke a little English and was sweet with girlfriend kisses. Not quite the aggressively hungry kissing of Jennifer, but soft and warm. Nice deep missionary and doggy, then back to missionary for the first pop. Foot and leg massage, BBBJ and then second finish with simultaneous prostate massage. Excellent experience and great VFM.
Samantha: I returned to Eden suite 401, and this time chose Samantha. Cafe au lait skin and pillowy lips. Very tall. DATY, BBBJ, but no rimming and no prostate massage (since she has acrylic claws attached to her real fingernails). I hate fake nails and I always forget to look for them. They turn sensual soft fingertips into talons. Good session, but a little unremarkable with a little too much fake moaning.
Rubi: Next session was Rubi downstairs at suite 302. She has a cute face and thick bouncy dark curls and medium to large silicone breasts, which I don't usually like, but they were subtle enough for me. She gave an excellent BBBJ, but when I went to head downtown for DATY, she told me that her pussy was recovering from an allergic reaction to a gringo's condom from yesterday. As a result, she didn't want to use my condom for sex. So, no DATY and sex only with her condoms. A little bit of a let down, but at least her BBBJ and kissing and covered FS was all very enthusiastic. She's 31 years old. I would have guessed 23. If I were around longer, I would try to repeat with her when her pussy recuperated. If it is a legit allergy to the condom itself, then she would probably be allergic to latex. My favorite condoms, the Trojan Ecstasy, which have the bulbous loose head and are the closest to bare, are unfortunately latex. They are excellent, particularly if you put lube on the head of your penis before you put on the condom. After about 5-10 minutes of sex, the condom starts loosely sliding around and you truly feel like it has broken and you are bare. Major improvement over any other condoms. Unfortunately, none of the non-latex condoms, like Skyn, have that bulbous shape.
Isabela: Next time at Eden, I chose Isabela. She's a slightly chunky light skinned mulatto with lots of tight colorful braids and big natural breasts. Minimal tattoos, if any. She smiled and looked me right in the eye, so I took that as a positive sign. Oops. Another miss. Kissed minimally, and was nearly a silent starfish during DATY, until she shook hard and had a one second orgasm before turning into a starfish again. She didn't like my "romantic" slow sex. She wanted only very forceful rough DATY, practically with teeth, and very forceful sex with hard pounding, and she wanted to just lie there and take it. I tried to kiss her after the DATY, and she was grossed out. She didn't want my mouth, which was tainted with her pussy juice, anywhere near her mouth. Only covered BJ and none of the sensual vibes I would expect from a Brazilian girl. After sex, she handed paper towels to me to wipe myself and when I didn't take them instantly, she waved them in my face. After sex, when she saw a little cum dripping out of the end of my penis, she made a disgusted face and made me wipe it up. Germophobe sex worker? She was the closest girl in Rio to a Romanian sex robot in an FKK club. Sex but no sensual connection and focused on nearly sterile hygiene. Here's the other weird thing: Occasionally, she would kinda stare off into space, or stare me right in the eyes without responding to anything I said. This would last for 10-15 seconds, then she would start talking and acting normal again. It seriously felt like she was having little seizures or something. Another comment: I am aware that the current wisdom among black girls with classic "black" hair is to avoid shampooing frequently. If fact, many don't wash their hair more than once every two weeks. Well, when you have your hair rubbing around in strange men's groins and asses multiple times per day, your hair doesn't smell too nice. I inhaled the perfume on her breasts, sniffed the bouquet of her pussy, kissed and sniffed her neck and ears and then stuck my nose deep into her hair. And got a deep whiff of grandpa's ass juice.
Termas Monte Carlo:
Unremarkable entrance at #19. You could easily miss it. Just double check the street name, then look for the number 19 on the external wall of the building. You can see the Termas Monte Carlo sign INSIDE the doorway. I went back a short hall and the reception was on the right. The receptionist spoke decent English. You pay 150 reals for entrance and you are given a key to the locker. You proceed to the locker room on the same floor as the entrance, change into a robe and put your clothes etc in the locker (just like an FKK club in Germany), then head upstairs to the showers, then go up one more floor to the "bar" area. FYI, there is no separate locker for your wallet. You keep your wallet in the regalia locker and each time you pick a girl, the two of you go downstairs to reception where you pay for the room and the girl, in advance. Termas Monte Carlo is very small and shabby compared to even the smallest and shabbiest FKK club. The shower facilities at Prisma Terapia, for example, were much much nicer. The "sauna" consists of a tiny uninviting steam room next to the toilets, which I don't think anyone uses. Who in the world would want to use a steam room in Rio anyhow, when the temperatures outside are routinely over 100 Fahrenheit with insane humidity? No other "wellness" facilities. If you are expecting a similar experience to the FKK experience, you will be very disappointed. This is not really a luxurious place where you would want to spend the whole day relaxing between sessions, like I frequently do in FKK clubs in Germany. The food here is crappy and a la carte. Even water and soft drinks are a la carte. Not really sure what I am paying for when I pay 150 reals at the entrance. I guess the robe and locker? Seems like a lot of money for Brazil, particularly when you have to pay an additional fee for the room each time. If they included soft drinks, water, snacks, and the cost of the room, and had a little more "wellness" facilities, the price would seem more reasonable.
On to the girls. When I entered at 3:30 pm, I was pretty much the only customer and there were about 8-10 girls. They stood and stared at me, literally. I calmly smiled and ordered a drink and waited. Eventually, they started to sit down and act normal. Later in the evening, once there were a half dozen customers, they didn't re-enact this charade, so if you don't want the standing staring crowd of girls, arrive a little later. In situations like this, I usually pick the girl who reciprocates my smiles and looks directly at me. Anything that resembles flirting is an encouraging sign. Overall, the girls at Monte Carlo were pretty, several were young, and they were mostly fit, but I would be hard pressed to claim that the Monte Carlo girls were significantly better looking than the prive girls. Strangely, there was not a lot of sessioning. In the heyday of FKK Oasis, for example, you had to wait by the lockers to catch the best girls before they were on to another room. Here, the guys seemed to just sit and drink. I only noticed one other guy go for a session during the 4-5 hours that I visited. Maybe most of the action happens very late? Regardless, don't worry about showing up precisely when they open. You won't miss your chance for the best girl.
The girl I picked was the first girl to sit down and act normal. I can't remember her name. We went down to the locker area, I grabbed my wallet, went to the front desk, and paid for one hour in the larger room. The girl (400) plus the room (200) was 600 reals. We went up to the 4th floor for the room. Just to recap: ground floor is reception and lockers, second floor is showers and tiny steam room, third floor is bar with girls, fourth floor is rooms.
She was a 21 year old mulatto girl and very slim with pert small natural breasts. Excellent session for one hour, 2 pops. Very meaty labia and responsive to DATY. Very sweet.
After the session, I showered in the room, which had a cleaner and nicer shower than the grungy communal ones downstairs. I recovered in the "bar" area and ordered what turned out to be a terrible hamburger. They played reggaeton music videos on the TVs and there were mirrors on all of the walls of the bar. It was a very small area. Without the mirrors, it would feel claustrophobic. Your living room at home might be bigger.
After recovering my stamina (meaning my ability to get an erection), I tried another girl, Talia. She was white with curly long hair and had a very pretty face and was only 19. She was flirting constantly, so I took that as the sign. She seemed only a tiny bit chunky, but once the clothes came off in the room, I discovered that she was much more chunky than I like. She was also very "ticklish" during DATY and constantly closing her legs. Told me she didn't want me to "see" her pussy open. WTF, right? So, it was an uphill battle. To salvage the session, I had to convince myself that she was super sexy and that I was starving for her pussy, and dive in head first. I put every bit of charm and sexual energy into the DATY session I could and eventually she was quivering and dripping and holding her legs wide open. During missionary, she demanded that I "choke her" so that she could come. Yep. Bizarre. 19 years old and needs to be choked in order to have an orgasm and doesn't want her sexual customers to see her pussy. Some serious psychological damage in her life story somewhere.
Key feature of the Termas I didn't like: too many clothes preventing a critical assessment. She was only 19 years old and already well on her way towards obesity. This is the sad future of mongering unless Ozempic can perform miracles on this generation of overfed girls before it is too late.
So a quick cost comparison:
Entry is 150, sex for an hour two times is 1200, plus 85 for 3 drinks and a crappy hamburger. Excluding the food, that is $134 US dollars per hour for sex, compared to approximately $250 US dollars per hour for 2 sessions at FKK Sharks (my estimate includes the cost of entrance, but at FKK Sharks that price also includes all of the wellness facilities and 3 meals daily with soft drinks), and also compared to approximately $83 US dollars for ST with a Bangkok agogo girl in your hotel. Eden Spa, on the other hand, was $44 US dollars per hour, with a smaller selection of girls (although there are multiple spas to chose from), cleaner facilities, but no "bar" area to socialize in. In short, the prives are excellent value for money, compared to most venues I've visited around the world. Bogota is the only mongering destination that comes to mind which has a higher value for your money.
I would only go to the Termas if you are traveling with a wingman or you speak Portuguese and want to chat with the girls. Neither of my girls spoke much English and I was traveling solo, so sitting in the bar area was boring. I would rather have had a session in the morning at Eden, then do some tourism, and lie on the beach, then come back for a second session later in the day. The sex at Termas Monte Carlo was no better than Eden Spa and the girls were not noticeably better looking or better performers.
http://www.termastmc.com.br
List of Prives in Copacabana:
1. Eden Spa, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583. Suite 401 https://www.edenspa.com.br.
2. Massagem 583, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 302 https://www.massagem583.com.br.
3. Copaterapias, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 505 (in my WhatsApp conversation with them, it appears that full service is not available).
4. Unknown name, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 583 Suite 206 (this one is apparently cheaper, around 150 reals per hour).
5. Copa Rio Spa, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 605 Suite 603 https://www.copariospa.com.br/contato/.
6. Delirio Oriental, Rua Hilrio de Gouveia 66, suite 201.
7. Copa Massagem, Rua Figueiredo de Magalhes, suite 219.
8. Copa Spa, are. Siqueira Campos, 43, suite 825.
The prives seem to be mostly open 10 am-10 pm Monday to Friday, then 10 am-6 pm on Saturday, and they are closed Sundays. Most seem to have WhatsApp accounts and are easy to contact.
Escort websites:
https://www.barravipsrio.com
https://www.riosexsite.com
https://www.rioencontro.com.br
https://fatalmodel.com/
https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/
From my reading on ISG, barravipsrio and riosexsite seem to be both the most expensive and the most reliable. Photoacompanhantes seems to be the cheapest, but prone to some bait and switch. Fatalmodel was advertised during the local soccer game and on the side of a beach bar on Copacabana beach. It has useful videos of the girls from the neck down doing a simple slow spin. They seem to be the new aggressive competition for the other escort websites. Both riosexsite and fatalmodel allow you to search for girls who speak English. Riosexsite even breaks it down into levels of English ability:
https://www.riosexsite.com/idioma/speaks-english
When the better escorts are expecting 500 reals or more per hour and the termas costing about the same, the primary venue for short term visitors in Copacabana seems to be the prives. I didn't bother with using an escort, but I might consider it on a Sunday. I tried contacting one girl on Sunday via WhatsApp. I tried to confirm her advertised price, but when she tried to upcharge me "because it was Sunday". I told her no.
Overall, Rio is a pretty city with beautiful beaches (but filthy water that I wouldn't swim in), enough tourist potential for at least a week, and excellent VFM with a variety of mongering options, and most girls provide real DFK with BBBJ. Copacabana is a quick Uber to most attractions like museums and a 5 minute walk to some prives and an ideal spot for a first visit. Once you've seen most of the Rio sights and only want a beach and mongering vacation, then for a second trip, I would consider staying in Barra the Tijuca instead for the personal safety and cleaner beaches.
Mr Enternational
04-16-24, 04:06
Well I take that screwing a porn star is going to pricey how much am I looking at spending.Dude you must be in the basement. You are going around in every thread saying newbie things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Hookers and strippers make porn for extra money and advertisement. It is not the other way around. They are not pricey. Seems like you are seeing them as more than they are. Don't be simp because a chick got her hair and makeup professionally done and someone recorded them fucking.
Jimmy Boy 99
04-16-24, 04:57
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana. Snip.Have put this post in the Reports of Distinction section.
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.
Arrival at GIG airport:
Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.
Yeah, the pickup location for Uber was a little confusing. They still have signs at the 2nd level of Terminal 2 saying that's the pickup location, but the app kept directing me to the pickup area with the colored zones outside of the domestic terminal. (Maybe there still IS pickups for international arrivals there? Also, I didn't need to change money at the airport since I charged the Uber ride to my credit card. From town to the airport, the Uber dropped me off right in front of the departures area.
On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives. I initially had put Bel Prazer lower on my list since it doesn't have a lot of recent trip reports on GPArena -- maybe because of the doctors' waiting room atmosphere in the presentation, and the fact that you need to climb steep stairs to get to the rooms. But I found a winner there in Nina. In my first session with her, she said she was new, and the Bel Prazer website just put up her pictures, so maybe that was true:
https://www.belprazer.com/terapeutas
(Scroll down to the bottom for Nina.).
If you like curvy women with Angela White / Sophie Dee physiques, you will probably like Nina. There isn't much photo-shopping in those photos and, if she's had implants, they certainly felt soft and natural. In fact, when I first picked her out of the presentation and told the receptionist, the receptionist made a pantomime motion of arcing her arms over her chest (the universal sign language for "big boobs") to confirm there wasn't any miscommunication about which girl I wanted. Once Nina arrived in the room, she asked if I wanted kissing and, when I said yes, our lips were basically locked for the rest of the session, unless her lips were occupied elsewhere. My repeat sessions with her were part GFE / part PSE, and the only thing I didn't explore was Greek. No surcharges beyond the standard 120/ half hour, 180/ hour. YMMV.
My other experience at Bel Prazer was a letdown. Nani is gorgeous, but was the only girl during my trip who insisted on CBJ, and was robot-like for the session.
I also spent a lot of time at Dark Room (can't beat the prices), and can recommend Laura, though Lais did have a very good introduction. In Copacabana, I tried Eden Spa and can recommend Samantha if you like tall dark and gorgeous.
Steve 9696
04-16-24, 16:01
Have put this post in the Reports of Distinction section.Outstanding report. Truly a RoD. I would only add a few things:
1. Walking home along the beach at night can def be dicey. Stay on the BEACH side where the restaurants are. Not the buildings side. And if hookers come your way to proposition you then put your hands on your phone and wallet and get away fast. We tried politely but firmly fending them off and two out of three of us lost our phones and only realized back at the hotel.
2. I actually like Monte Carlo but yeah. Nothing at all like FKK in terms of overall experience. But had some great girls there.
3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.
For me it's been 8+ hours of sleep, less alcohol, weights, cold tub immersions (or showers), eggs, greens, tribulus, ashwagandha, and fenugreek. I suspect that red meat does as well, but I don't eat as much anymore. Also, in my experience, cut back on dairy.Semen is mostly calcium, potassium and protein so foods rich in those nutrients should boost sexual prowess.
You know nothing is wrong with me inquiring about the price from some guy. In many parts of the world when you're a tourist you're going to pay more for everything including sex. Recall that I stated in Santo Domingo the local price is 1500 pesos while they expect the tourist to pay $50. If you been reading my threads in other nations that I've visited and did the deed in. Dude I can tell you this things functions just about the same all around the world except in Asia. The only scams you're going to get is romance scams and it's worse when you have a child with the perpetrator. The initial question I asked was about porn star type body of women the and the answer I got was about screwing porn stars with the follow question being inquiring about a price. I planning on taking a trip to Brazil soon and I need to know a good place to do the deed in. I can ask the locals and get that information that I'm inquiring about I'm fluent in Spanish but I can't say not one word in Portuguese. If you have any information that'll help please share.
Dude you must be in the basement. You are going around in every thread saying newbie things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Hookers and strippers make porn for extra money and advertisement. It is not the other way around. They are not pricey. Seems like you are seeing them as more than they are. Don't be simp because a chick got her hair and makeup professionally done and someone recorded them fucking.
Explorer69
04-17-24, 02:13
I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.Endorsed!!
SoberHans69
04-17-24, 06:18
Endorsed!!The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.
Vagabundo1
04-17-24, 08:44
Vagabundo, Henry Miller, Marquez, Amado.
In these pages, Vagabundo has been compared to Henry Miller by his admirers, and he likes that. Listen to or read Henry Miller and you can't follow the plot, but there are insights, theological, sexual, and random. Vagabundo listens to Henry Miller to sleep.
Tomorrow, Amber Lynn wants me to fuck her so I will sleep, a little, then I will slide my dick into her naked pussy in the hotel sevilha at 10 h or 12 h, and if you don't know who Amber Lynn is, look her up, she is Marilyn Monroe, and she will be screaming, fuck me dreman, come back to Rio. That is a reference to a friend from ISG, and you only need a few friends. And I will track down a hot ass Brazilian doctor a skin doctor to take out some stiches. I could do it at a public hospital, but I want to see the hot ass footvolei playing doctor beause I want to see her morena eyes. I love her tits, peaking out of her blouse, I love her distain or faint Mona lisa interest.
Today, Vagabundo went to Centro and fucked a new pussy, a beautiful bare pussy, at one of the many centro prives, for all of 40 USD at current exchange rates. I've posted the details a million times before, so read my posts to follow the clues, but the act was fun, good, and I made her cum after 20 minutes with my dick fucking her pussy, no lube, just natural lube, from a good 69, and then a mini vibe. Man I love rio. We fucked for 40 or 50 minutes and then I got a masage. She wants 400 r pernoite, which is fine.
Realize that I post and write on ganja surrounded by college women who mind fuck me, and I love being mind fucked by these women, whom I love as friends. As peers. Have you tried that, have you experienced that lately. It is not too late to be a student again, a fellow student. Challenge your balls and your spine and your nerve to be young enough to compete for 22 year old pussy, not with money, but with all of it, your swimming, your footvolei, your dancing, dancing against younger latino men who know how to dance, but compete anyway for their respect, their friendship. This is my life, 5 or 7 days a week. You could endlessly go to Centro Rio, go to TDM33,32nd floor and fuck the big titted morena, and lather those nia nazi titties up in baby oil and have her milk your face until your eyes are red with the baby oil, and 69 with her and bang her in all her holes for 40 United States Dollars, you could pay for them with 80 Kennedy half dollars, though that would be a losing trade as those coins are more valuable now. You could do that, but then you could catch the train to the Maracana Federal University and go to the student lounge, and see if you have game enough to bed a real college girl, or to meet her and her friends at Arpoador, and win enough of her respect to take you to Maracana with her friends, or to take you with her friends to Ihla Grande, to pull a Teddy Roosevelt and try for it, to be the man in the arena, rather than the great white hunter shooting wild game at the zoo with a high powered rifle -- which is what you are in a Terma or a prive because there the girls have to fuck you, it is their job.
But, then, I digress. And in such digressions we find our greatest moments. And through it all, I listen to Tchaikopsky with the Russian, and Guns and roses too, into the early morning, and I do not write about it in prose you can understand, because in this marriage of Crime and Punishment and Jorge Amado, I do not want to be followed. I write about this affair so that I can read it and catch the allusions, years hence when in my way of recording the great moments of my life, I will find in my own words my own truth, as Henry Miller did, in Chula Vista in the last chapter of one of his novels, Tropic of Capricorn or Tropic of Cancer, in the sacred and profane, in the pleasure and the pain. Three chord symphony crashes into space. Moon is hanging upside down.
It's a ravenous town.
And it's your face I'm looking for.
On every street.
My knee aches after 70 minutes of Muay Thai tonight at the university. That was 70 minutes on top of the 45 minutes of slow and real fucking the bare pussy of a 22 year old in Centro. Rage rage against the dying of the light. Let us praise the famous men among us like JimmyBoy who is over 70 too, let us hope we will too be fucking then, and I for my part find more of a high in the fucking, the hitting the bag and the gloves than in the ganja, and I feel the sweetest pain when I am away from my real love, The Russian, but I sedate my pain in hot 22 year old bare pussy. For that, I am grateful to Cristo and Deus for Rio de Janeiro.
Casa No Va
04-17-24, 15:03
The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.I can smoke a bowl and enjoy his streams of consciousness (or altered consciousness haha).
And look for the nuggets of solid info spersed throughout.
I'm fluent in Spanish and learning Portuguese now so I can make my first trips to Rio and Sao Paulo and surrounding cities and I appreciate the crazy tips and info you can find scattered in his posts.
Keep living it up Vagabundo.
ShinyCrazy
04-18-24, 01:50
Outstanding report. Truly a RoD.
3. So Paulo totally slays Rio for girls and venues. So Shiny if you want the real deal go to Sao Paulo and def experience Scandallo. Every man should at least once.Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.
Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.
The Critic
04-18-24, 06:38
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.Well written and detailed report. Useful information especially for Newbies. There is more to Copacabana and Rio as a whole so keep exploring. Look forward to your next report.
On a recent trip, I made the rounds of the Centro Prives.
Nice report, look forward to a more extensive writeup of the numerous Centro Prives.
Thanks! I've been writing long detailed reports for years. I think that is the first one that ever got boosted to RoD.
Sao Paulo sounds great for girls, but the regular tourism potential seems pretty meager. I like destinations that will keep me entertained or educated between episodes of mongering. SP doesn't seem to have much to offer outside of the girl bonanza. Museums? Nature? Live music? I'm open to learn more about SP.Beautiful parks, museums, street art, old churches, world class restaurants, I mean, you can't compare it to Rio, but SP can totally stand on it's own, at least for a few days or a week.
Vagabundo1
04-18-24, 09:10
We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.
Sometimes ISGers come into town on their first trips, they link up for a tour, then they go on their own way, having taken the knowledge to be self sufficient.
The ignore option is great, only have to see them when somebody else quotes them.
CCRider1008
04-18-24, 16:57
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana..As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:
1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night.
Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this.
Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?
2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.
Vagabundo1
04-18-24, 23:44
That is the mineira. If anyone sees her in sp send her back to Rio.
She was in club 74 downtown but I missed her.
QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909311]We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.
BallsDeep1980
04-19-24, 02:20
Do you guys use seeking at all? Have I been overpaying? I gave one girl 1500 reais and a couple others 1000. I did find a few that ask for 500 though.
Are there any hidden gem massage parlors? Eden Spa is not very high quality.
ShinyCrazy
04-19-24, 02:30
As others have said excellent report. Like you I'm a tourist + punter on trips so this is useful info. Couple questions:
1. Prives in centro. What time of day did you start and when did you exit Centro? I ask both for quality of girls and getting out of an area that turns sketchy at night. Did you get to speak to girl and interview about services before making choice? In reading the threads I see many saying they do this. Was Uber the reliable form of transport to and from the JW for this?
I spent all of my mongering time in Copacabana, hence the title of my report. I have nothing firsthand to say about Centro prives, but I did spend time in Centro for tourism and just wandering around. The simplest answer is that it seemed fine during daylight hours when I was there. No different than parts of NYC. Its not a war zone. I used Uber pretty much everywhere. It was cheap and easy. If you have a longer wait, then pony up for the better Uber category and youll get a car immediately.
2. Judging from the boredom comment about Monte Carlo, I assume using google translate with girls got old quickly in terms of establishing a rapport? Personally if I can't establish at least some sort of rapport with a girl I pass. Nothing fucking worse than a girl going through the motions and mechanical. I'd prefer to sit at hotel and have a drink and listen to music than endure that bullshit.
Yes, I would agree. Rapport is key. English is not widely spoken among the working girls in Rio. I used Google translate extensively. The vibe in Monte Carlo was just weird. Not conducive to a fun conversation. I would encourage you to go. I think it is worth the time and money for one visit, but I wouldnt plan your trip around it. The facilities are just meager and the vibe is weird. Unlike the German FKK clubs, I would rather go to the pool at the hotel than hang out at Monte Carlo for an extended time. I appreciate that ISG members are getting useful information from my report. Since I don't live in Brazil and I don't usually travel to the same places repeatedly, it is unlikely that I'll be giving any additional reports on Rio anytime soon. I'm starting to research Kenya and Jakarta, Indonesia.
Couple questions:That is more than 2 questions. The safe hours are the same hours that you go to work. You will be able to see this once you are there.
You can interview the girl.
Uber is fine.
You can use translator.
Are you out of your fucking mind? 300-400 is the going rate. Or are you speaking of over night.
Do you guys use seeking at all? Have I been overpaying? I gave one girl 1500 reais and a couple others 1000. I did find a few that ask for 500 though.
Are there any hidden gem massage parlors? Eden Spa is not very high quality.
Have I been overpaying?I think it is difficult to determine with so little information provided. Based on my observation, those numbers are within range of Sao Paulo today. They would be high a couple of years ago. There are girls quoting more and would not back down so I think there are men paying.
The following are real events but the numbers are made up. I had a girl told me she has been given 500 or 1000. Assume everything is equal, I think the one who paid 1000 is overpaying.
I also had a girl told me something similar, but she said it depended on what they did together. I can't tell in this case. This girl started at 1000. She has a regular job at a bank. I assume she charged more because she already had a good job and this number is the number that she thought was worthwhile. She has only went out with two men the whole year. This I do not consider I am overpaying.
There was one girl who was new. She sent me her professional social media account with her real name and number on it. I told her 500. She told me she was thinking about 1000. This one I do not consider 1000 is overpay. This one ask for more because she already have a well paying professional job.
When I arrive at a new city, I can get a feel based on the price I have been quoted. One time, I told a girl 500 and was quickly accepted. Although low but I suspected that I overpaid. The next one I offered 400 instead and was accepted quickly as well. But we negotiated the price back up to 500 again because I asked for things like condom.
Many of the girls I contacted asked for social media. I can also learn about the ones that shared their personal ones well. It's like Brazil version of Medellin FB. The image is a response from one of the girls that I shared my IG with before I have more followers.
I agree that this is excellent info. Should be made a sticky. One thing I would recommend: avoid the online sites with photos, reality is NEVER like in the pictures, even with the more reliable ones (barravips etc.). I had several tries with photoacompanhantes and all were a failure. I think this is where only trash is offered. Try termas, Mabs or prives instead. And please, please stop completely overpaying those hoes (I must say this goes out especially to our american friends). I read here someone gave a garota 1500. That is absolutely nuts. Even the 600-700 most chicks from the sites demand are a joke. 300 used to be the going rate at Copa if you are not an ugly, fat, old bastard. Lets factor in inflation, maybe 400 now, I give you that. But NEVER 700-1000. Please stop! It is nice that you have so much money, but you are ruining it for everybody. Just yesterday I had an intense fucking session with a drop dead gorgeous 22 year old from Minas in Perola Negra. 10 body and 7-8 face. Damage done: 350 plus entrance and a drink for the lady. Yes its out there gents, you just have to look.
Complete Idiot's Guide to Copacabana.
Arrival at GIG airport:
Use the app to find the Uber pickup spot. It has pictures of the 5 minute walk from the airport to the pickup area. Basically, from the international arrival area, you go to the area marked "domestic arrivals" and then exit the building and turn left. You walk along the sidewalk towards the "administration" building and you will see a walkway with a big Uber arched sign over the walkway with different "colored" areas for pickup. I went to the "orange" area and requested a ride. Cost from GIG to Copacabana was 70 reals or $14 US. There were clusters of ATMs on the arrival floor and also up the stairs. Literally none of the ATMs would work with one of my cards. Thankfully, I had a backup card that worked fine.
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That is the mineira. If anyone sees her in sp send her back to Rio.
She was in club 74 downtown but I missed her.
QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2909311]We headed to Perola Negra a few years ago, you fucked the hot negra, and I took the mineira, who by the way was back, but she went to SP.She fine, face and bod. I need to get back to Brazil.
MaddTraveler
04-19-24, 16:34
I agree that this is excellent info. Should be made a sticky. One thing I would recommend: avoid the online sites with photos, reality is NEVER like in the pictures, even with the more reliable ones (barravips etc.). I had several tries with photoacompanhantes and all were a failure. I think this is where only trash is offered. Try termas, Mabs or prives instead. And please, please stop completely overpaying those hoes (I must say this goes out especially to our american friends). I read here someone gave a garota 1500. That is absolutely nuts. Even the 600-700 most chicks from the sites demand are a joke. 300 used to be the going rate at Copa if you are not an ugly, fat, old bastard. Lets factor in inflation, maybe 400 now, I give you that. But NEVER 700-1000. Please stop! It is nice that you have so much money, but you are ruining it for everybody. Just yesterday I had an intense fucking session with a drop dead gorgeous 22 year old from Minas in Perola Negra. 10 body and 7-8 face. Damage done: 350 plus entrance and a drink for the lady. Yes its out there gents, you just have to look.Once in a while when I see a good comment I like to give kudos!
Well said! This is Gold and hope some of y'all dumb mfrs learn.
I'm not one of the guys on here who's going to cry saying stop ruinning the game by overpaying LOL, but I can understand why many say it. Like for ex I'd love stick around in Rio for months but shiiit bro's already thinking and booking the next stop. So ruin it LOL. I agree that paying anything over 500 r is nuts. Lots of reports here about spending 1000-1500 r on a single fuck. Like wtf? But now that I'm here I realize that oh these girls are sharp as fuck. And personally I think one should use his or her intelligence to get ahead in life. Meaning I don't blame the garotas at all. A couple sharks tried me few days ago. Basically when you step in these termas, especially new and a fresh fish, they'll quote you an upgraded room at first for the hourly instead of the 30/40 min that many have or standard room. So I had to learn that.
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. Nothing to brag about oh I fucked x amt of girls in Brazil LOL. Mofo you spent $500 per fuck dumb ass.
Mr E, a vet here who has my respect always says no such thing as high end pussy, only high mileage LOL. Dude's fucking hilarious on this topic. And it is true. Your paying extra for the make up, her dress, and high mileage pussy. I have money, no brag but I do. But I will spend extra on nonpros which I do hunt hard on SA or in person. Harder here since I speak no fucking porto LOL. Like you ain't fucking 10 dudes a day nor work in a brothel, you don't watch the clock with me, spend the night etc. Then yeah budget is unlimited cause that's an actual friendship and relationship. But for wg cpf matters man.
BallsDeep1980
04-19-24, 18:32
Are you out of your fucking mind? 300-400 is the going rate. Or are you speaking of over night.300-400? Where are you finding these women?
Vagabundo1
04-19-24, 22:07
CPF Cost Per Fuck should be as low as possible.
I agree completely!
Your cost per fuck should be as low as possible. You calibrate your CPF by centro prive or tijuca prive pussy.
https://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=2
Once in a while when I see a good comment I like to give kudos!
Well said! This is Gold and hope some of y'all dumb mfrs learn.
I'm not one of the guys on here who's going to cry saying stop ruinning the game by overpaying LOL, but I can understand why many say it. Like for ex I'd love stick around in Rio for months but shiiit bro's already thinking and booking the next stop. So ruin it LOL. I agree that paying anything over 500 r is nuts. Lots of reports here about spending 1000-1500 r on a single fuck. Like wtf? But now that I'm here I realize that oh these girls are sharp as fuck. And personally I think one should use his or her intelligence to get ahead in life. Meaning I don't blame the garotas at all. A couple sharks tried me few days ago. Basically when you step in these termas, especially new and a fresh fish, they'll quote you an upgraded room at first for the hourly instead of the 30/40 min that many have or standard room. So I had to learn that.
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. Nothing to brag about oh I fucked x amt of girls in Brazil LOL. Mofo you spent $500 per fuck dumb ass.
Mr E, a vet here who has my respect always says no such thing as high end pussy, only high mileage LOL. Dude's fucking hilarious on this topic. And it is true. Your paying extra for the make up, her dress, and high mileage pussy. I have money, no brag but I do. But I will spend extra on nonpros which I do hunt hard on SA or in person. Harder here since I speak no fucking porto LOL. Like you ain't fucking 10 dudes a day nor work in a brothel, you don't watch the clock with me, spend the night etc. Then yeah budget is unlimited cause that's an actual friendship and relationship. But for wg cpf matters man.
Did you even bother to read at shinycrazy's post? It is all laid out there. Prive girls are less than 200 for short time, Perola Negra is 350,4 x4 around 300 if I remember correctly. And that is in a safe environment for the girls which means they have to give at least half of it to the establishment. So the Mabs rate of 300-400 is already pretty high. Of course, as said, if you want special treatment, all night etc. And if you are an ugly bastard, its different. Still it should NEVER be 1000 for short time. Let them hoes ask what they want but just don't give it to them. Also don't think that just because they ask these prices many other people will pay them. These girl often have no business sense at all and will rather go home unfucked that lower their price. Some of these girls have an odd sense of pride like "I am a 700 Reals girl" so they will rather wait until the next dumbfuck shows up than do it for less than that.
300-400? Where are you finding these women?
I completely agree. For these prices I can stay home in Europe and fuck ANY girl of my liking. Ironically even Brazilians. That being said, I do enjoy the other nice things in Rio, a trip is always more than fucking. So lets keep this natural sex reserve as intact as possible)).
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily.
BallsDeep1980
04-20-24, 17:34
What would be a good time to try 4 X 4 and Perola Negra? Never been to either. I tried to go to 4 X 4 one night and the uber dropped me off in what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings in a really shady area and there was no sign of anyone, I was confused. Are the girls quality at the above two mentioned establishments?
Axel Heyst
04-20-24, 19:11
CPF: Sure. Ever rational punter wants to minimize his CPF and maximize his pleasures, but there are a lot of variables that go into what is one's pleasures and these pleasures vary from individual to individual. So, what turns you on? A beautiful face? A big ass? 30 minutes wham bam? LT? Huge ta ta's? A large clean bed? BBFS? Or something else? I don't know and I don't much care what others like because I know what I like. But, interestingly I am well aware of a handful of similar minded punters on the various forums like the SP, BKK, CGK, Phnom, and Makati threads who over the years I have barhopped. It has always been entertaining and fun to compare notes and see how each of us feel about various girls, their personalities, the venues, and prices on the ground in actual situations.
This highlights the problems with CPF internet discussions because these discussions are usually conducted in the dark since most ISG'ers including myself will not post facial pics of our favorite girls on the internet for obvious reasons and without pics, CPF discussions can only make sense if you think girls are fungible like a bushel of soybeans. Unfortunately, I do not think so. But hey, if some of you guys think centro prive girls look as good as tier 1 or tier 2 Scandallo girls or even boutique SP Palms clinica girls then knock yourself out. Centro is bargain city for you! Just remember, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so there is going to be a lot of disagreement on the quality variable. And beauty / looks is only one of the deciding variables that lead to my choice of a girl on any given afternoon or night. A girl's personality or lack thereof is another very important variable for example.
And I don't think I am alone in this. I will only add that a punter should know the particular venue a little and what is typically charged in that venue before he goes there. "Overpaying" or getting ripped off is paying more than others in a particular venue like paying more than the set price in a prive or terma. But it should be obvious to everyone that a shag in a quality terma like Solarium will cost you more than a shag in a centro clinica. I can't say anything more to guys who think the shag and the girls are the same in both venues and the only thing that matters is the BR and CPF. But rock on guys and have a good time wherever you decide to monger. I am not judging anybody, at least not before I see the pics. KKK.
MaddTraveler
04-20-24, 19:48
CPF Cost Per Fuck should be as low as possible.
I agree completely!
Your cost per fuck should be as low as possible. You calibrate your CPF by centro prive or tijuca prive pussy.
https://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=2Of course, spend 200 usd at Centaurus and 20 usd at a prive and you're already at 110 average. Funny thing is usually in a many reports mongers would say their best lay was the cheaper one LOL. Not always but I read that a lot. I'm also discovering all these low end clubs / prives myself that NO MFR ever report or write about. It is like shame or embarrassment maybe? Or is there a sense of making their balls bigger online aka flexing when reporting high end spots or expenses? I know you VagaB when you report your porn star excessive raw balls deep fucking it's just for fun, besides you lowball their asses at 400/500 per noite. That's how it's done. But talking about spending 1500 on a high mileage hefer and never mentioning the sweet cheap places that they go daily on the low secretly isn't cool man. The $10 pussies are what I want to tell my buds about, VM and everything cause that's what's rare.
MaddTraveler
04-20-24, 21:55
What would be a good time to try 4 X 4 and Perola Negra? Never been to either. I tried to go to 4 X 4 one night and the uber dropped me off in what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings in a really shady area and there was no sign of anyone, I was confused. Are the girls quality at the above two mentioned establishments?The taxi must have dropped you off in the main Road Av Presidente, be sure to have Gmap open, small street looks lke a hallway called are. Buenos Aires on the left is the final turn. Not hard to find. I have a theory of not going to these places on Fri or Sat, since lots of want to be ballers w bottles and usually grab all the best girls 2 or 3 each for hours LOL. If I'm going to spend 400/500 r + drinks / room I must have an 8/9 at least and very picky. So I didn't session at 4 X4 which I tried last Mon., my theory failed that night but almost worked as there wasnt too many dudes but also only few girls, only 2 solid 8's which were grabbed quickly. Tried Perola Negra last Sat and best ones were all busy. I'm going to try early evenings like 5-8 pm Tues. To sat and I might get lucky. Paris Cafe's been great so far on Fri nights after 10 p luckily not too many gents and usually a nice selection.
I find it hard to believe you are getting 200 usd cpf in miami, Florida. It may be possible but I doubt the quality of a 200 usd girl in miami is the same as a 1000 r brazilian in rio. I'm happy to be corrected on this.
Once in a while when I see a good comment I like to give kudos!
Also in mongering lately many no longer discuss CPF / Cost per Fuck. This shit really matters. I used to read on average 200/250 USD (incl flight / stay) as a commonly agreed amt in mult forums. But now mfrs especially here in rio you're seeing 1000/1500 r 200/250 USD in termas, plus adding flight, hotels / Airbnb you're easily at 500 USD cpf. For this amount you might as well stay home using legal bunny ranch brothels in Vegas and pay even less or a trip to Miami and find girls at 200 USd easily. Nothing to brag about oh I fucked x amt of girls in Brazil LOL. Mofo you spent $500 per fuck dumb ass.
MaddTraveler
04-21-24, 02:48
I find it hard to believe you are getting 200 usd cpf in miami, Florida. It may be possible but I doubt the quality of a 200 usd girl in miami is the same as a 1000 r brazilian in rio. I'm happy to be corrected on this.No such thing as a 1000 r Brazilian, chomps pay that then she'll go to another club and charge 100 r or freelancing online for a lot less, and of course giving it free to some.
So yes no trash talk but I can correct you since I lived in Miami, they got Boricuas / Puerto ricans, Cubans, Dominicans, Whites, Blacks, and yes a shit load of Brazilians too LOL. Indeed you can even pay less than $200 for 30 min as I'm just being generous.
The only obvious issue you run into and why it's worth traveling is that this shit is illegal back home; and many of the Ads are cops trying to set you up to blast your face on tv oh we caught another sex trafficker LOL. When you call you cannot ask for rates / cost and talk about sex, and if you talk about sex you cannot talk about cost / rate. The two together is illegal, and that's the trick to know if it's a cop. Escorting is legal, hence you can pay for company, just cannot discuss that it's for sex and what two adults do in private is legal. That's how it's done in the Matrix, and why US still is the largest brothel in the World believe it or not. If she's saying oh for 200 you get sex / BJ blah blah it's 100% a set up. The real ads will say to not ask questions on services offered when you call, etc. Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.
The $10 pussies are what I want to tell my buds about, VM and everything cause that's what's rare.Well, you can still talk to your buds about these unicorn $10 pussies, but you won't find them in real life. Granted it's been years since I last ventured into those paradisiacal urine-stench alleys of VM, but even then a 30-minute session would set you back $16-20, and I doubt it's gotten cheaper since then.
Trash venues are only cheap up to a point. If you're OK with a 30-minute humping in despicable conditions, sure you can save loads of money. But if you want to take your sweet time, that's going to start costing more very quickly, and if you're -- god forbid -- not inclined to have sex in the same sweat- and jizz-soaked sheets used by generations of johns and hookers before you, then we're looking into the same 200-300 reals territory of a relatively decent prive. So what's the point again?
Of course, if you're in Rio for weeks or months, then sure, go to trash prives and collect numbers. But it's still going to cost you way more than $10. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother unless out of curiosity.
Nebulousity
04-21-24, 13:12
No such thing as a 1000 r Brazilian, chomps pay that then she'll go to another club and charge 100 r or freelancing online for a lot less, and of course giving it free to some.Flight cost is of course part of the cost but there is value to enjoying travel in and of itself, especially if you enjoy the environment, music, culture, and mindset of your destination. There is also the value of convenience, comfort, and being in a place where what you want is readily accessible. It's still important to be informed what is the norm at each location, from high end to low end. But when factoring in all the layers of value, cost is a more complex calculation.
Axel Heyst
04-21-24, 13:20
MT, that is an interesting post on punting in Miami. I live near Miami so I could easily explore this venue if I wanted to, but I prefer not. I extremely dislike the idea of playing cops and robbers and the girls in this price range, especially North American girls in this price range, do not interest me in the slightest. I prefer to save my money so I can afford to fuck the best looking girls wherever I choose to travel for the 10 to 12 weeks of free time I have per year.
Now back to the issue at hand:
If I'm going to spend 400/500 r + drinks / room I must have an 8/9 at least and very picky. So I didn't session at 4 X4 which I tried last Mon., my theory failed that night but almost worked as there wasnt too many dudes but also only few girls, only 2 solid 8's which were grabbed quickly. Tried Perola Negra last Sat and best ones were all busy. I'm going to try early evenings like 5-8 pm Tues. I have been to 4 x4 many times and I enjoy the ambiance and the what not, but dude, I have never seen an 8 in 4 x4 or for that matter I have only seen a very small number of near 7's there which makes my point in a previous post that " CPF internet discussions <snip are usually conducted in the dark since most ISG'ers including myself will not post facial pics of our favorite girls on the internet for obvious reasons and without pics, CPF discussions can only make sense if you think girls are fungible like a bushel of soybeans. " Your 8 may be my 5. 5. My 7. 5 may be your "not worth my time or money. " It comes down to a matter of personal taste and personal wallet constraints.
In regard to timing: the best time to go varies terma to terma. So punters need to test the waters and find out for themselves when the best time for them is to go.
I have never been to to 4 x4 earlier than 8 pm. I prefer going around 10 or a little later because by 10 pm the party party is going strong and that is why I like to go there. I enjoy the 4 x4 circus circus ambiance with naked girls writhing around on the alcohol stained floor and sexually engaging with some of the customers. It is fairly wild. I always manage to find a fuckable girl there although it ain't always easy to spot one because there are not that many that I want, but then I have lowered my sights before I even enter the place and I do not looking to find beauty here, so it is not a problem.
Solarium is a different story. I usually find a few very attractive girls (my opinion) in the 6 to 7 range in this bordello although I have never seen an 8 here. So, I prefer going to Solarium between 5:30 and 6:30 because when I go there, I don't like to wait for a girl I want (there are not many of them) and I prefer them fresh. The ambiance at Solarium is friendly and upscale, KKK, for a RJ terma, but the reason I go to Solarium is to shag pretty girls not party party.
Perola Negra is IMHO a late night terma. I have been there as early as 9 pm and it was fucking DEAD. I know some guys really like this joint, but I don't quite get it although I have met a few pretty nice girls there, but this place joint is just not one of my favorites. Again, I am just illustrating my point: different strokes for different folks.
Mr Enternational
04-21-24, 14:27
Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.Where did you hear that from? That is not true at all. If that was the case then there would be no such thing as undercover police work, because all the criminals would have to do is ask everyone they associate with if they are a cop. They can lie all they want.
What would be a good time to try 4 X 4 and Perola Negra? Never been to either. I tried to go to 4 X 4 one night and the uber dropped me off in what looked like a bunch of abandoned buildings in a really shady area and there was no sign of anyone, I was confused. Are the girls quality at the above two mentioned establishments?4 x4 is not a place to go too late. The girls work in shifts. If you are concerned about safety, go around 5 or 6 when there are still a lot of working people. I remember this is the time shift changes. The girls that start the shift may take another hour to prepare themselves before actually showing up in the club area.
Vagabundo1
04-21-24, 21:11
In terms of CPF (Cost Per Fuck), the sweet spot has been centro prives and trash termas.
The CPF is 150 r or 30 r USD. Alot of the best prive girls are as good as the terma girls, but they just don't want to work at night.
We are now in and will be for the next 6 months, the best time IMHO.
Just last night / this morning, Vagabundo had a pornstar from sao paulo over pernoite. On the plus side, she is a porn star, and we fucked, and she actually cleaned, did like a awesome job cleaning, and I only payed her 300 r for overnight. One the downside, she only fucked once as opposed to the minimum 2 and as many as 5 times I fuck with my regulars. We watched Dom again and Cidade de deus and Tropa de elite so I could pacify her Brazilian ears with some portoguese. Anyway, she used to work at a SP Clinica, then got wifed up by one of the owners, and now she doesn't have that relationship, which was predictable.
On the downside too, is the fuck was too fast, bureaucratic, covered, and the experience has me thinking how bad a biz and life porn is. The prives are actually a source of hot new girls and much, much, much better sex.
Well, and on VM, I did go there last Sunday as a bunch of new in town ISGers were looking for a Sunday fuck, and I met up with an ISGer at VM. We did a quick circle on the you, and I found Monique, and we fucked covered and the cost was 115 r, which is a substantial rise from the usual 70 r or 80 r before. Maybe I got gringoéthe? Anyway VM really does suck. We did go up to the 'suite'which was bigger. She brought a sheet, but the room was filled with beer bottles and condoms. With prives you get a clean room. But it is what it is.
If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.
I agree what is written about 4 x4. 80% or even 90% of the girls there I would also not consider worth fucking. But I have never had a disappointing visit there. You just have to be patient. Eventually, a good girl will show up. I have not been often to Solarium. My opinion is, that they might have more good looking girls but they also have a bigger attitude. As I like to fuck perfectly shaped asses and do all kinds of dirty things with girls, this does not mix well. Monte Carlo is overpriced in my mind. The best experiences I must say I had in LÚomos But that is years ago sadly.
Best is to collect a solid amount of numbers from Mabs or other places, then you always can call them should you not be up for a terma. I have found real gems there. But also here: 80-90% is not what I find attractive. But I agree, it all comes down to taste.
A question to the experienced Rio guys here: what do you do on a Sunday, when all the Termas are closed, the Prives too and none of you numbers are working? What is you suggestion for a good day time / early evening session?
Because of shinycrazys recommendation I went to Eden Spa yesterday. I did not like any of the girls so they sent me down to the other place. Also there, not for my taste. Except for Ester, a big mulata with a nice ass. She looked a bit like Naomi Campbell with very light skin. Unfortunately she also had her attitude, so service was so so. Still I enjoyed it. She is already a bit on the hardened hooker side, but if you like these looks, it might be worth a try. I would rate her a 6, face maybe even 7.
Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.Dude, you couldn't be more wrong. There is no such thing as "Ask an undercover cop if they are a police officer, and they must tell the truth". That is complete bullshit! Police officers lie 24/7.
BallsDeep1980
04-22-24, 02:51
In terms of CPF (Cost Per Fuck), the sweet spot has been centro prives and trash termas.
The CPF is 150 r or 30 r USD. Alot of the best prive girls are as good as the terma girls, but they just don't want to work at night.
We are now in and will be for the next 6 months, the best time IMHO.
Just last night / this morning, Vagabundo had a pornstar from sao paulo over pernoite. On the plus side, she is a porn star, and we fucked, and she actually cleaned, did like a awesome job cleaning, and I only payed her 300 r for overnight. One the downside, she only fucked once as opposed to the minimum 2 and as many as 5 times I fuck with my regulars. We watched Dom again and Cidade de deus and Tropa de elite so I could pacify her Brazilian ears with some portoguese. Anyway, she used to work at a SP Clinica, then got wifed up by one of the owners, and now she doesn't have that relationship, which was predictable.
On the downside too, is the fuck was too fast, bureaucratic, covered, and the experience has me thinking how bad a biz and life porn is. The prives are actually a source of hot new girls and much, much, much better sex.
Well, and on VM, I did go there last Sunday as a bunch of new in town ISGers were looking for a Sunday fuck, and I met up with an ISGer at VM. We did a quick circle on the you, and I found Monique, and we fucked covered and the cost was 115 r, which is a substantial rise from the usual 70 r or 80 r before. Maybe I got gringothe? Anyway VM really does suck. We did go up to the 'suite'which was bigger. She brought a sheet, but the room was filled with beer bottles and condoms. With prives you get a clean room. But it is what it is.
If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.Which termas and which prives? I have only been to centaurus, Solarium, and Marrakesh. I've also been to Eden Spa a few times and have met a few girls on seeking. I liked Centaraus the most, and the girls from seeking werent too bad. The cheapest was Eden Spa and the place is pretty much trash imo.
To be honest I live in Seattle and some Latino women charge $300 for full rushed service! . It's very rare that you'll find one that charges $150 for full service and if she does more than likely she's on drugs bad. Houston Tx used to be a $150 spot for Latino action now the price is $200's! I visit Mexico every month and the prices are literally gringo like hell $150-200! I am not a big fan of those rates!
I find it hard to believe you are getting 200 usd cpf in miami, Florida. It may be possible but I doubt the quality of a 200 usd girl in miami is the same as a 1000 r brazilian in rio. I'm happy to be corrected on this.
CCRider1008
04-22-24, 13:28
4 x4 is not a place to go too late. The girls work in shifts. If you are concerned about safety, go around 5 or 6 when there are still a lot of working people. I remember this is the time shift changes. The girls that start the shift may take another hour to prepare themselves before actually showing up in the club area.So is it better to target end of shift girls at 4 pm versus beginning shift girls at 6 pm? Shiny said he went to Monte Carol at 4 pm and was the only one in the terma, and 8 girls stood around looking at him. WTF. I don't understand. I would think all 8 would immediately be on him to make money. What am I missing?
...... Also will ask you if you're a cop, and legally no charges can be filled if a real cop lies. When you live in the US and want P4 P you must know these tricks unfortunately.Fake hooker: "Hey, you wanna have a good time?"
Monger: "Are you an undercover cop?"
Fake hooker: "No darling, come let me relieve some of that stress you seem to be under".
Monger: "How much?"
Fake hooker "You're under arrest". Slaps on handcuff.
Love American Style.
If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.I totally agree, for me anyway.
Other avenues to relax and clear the mind besides mongering, most especially when being somewhere for a lengthy period.
MaddTraveler
04-22-24, 17:28
Dude, you couldn't be more wrong. There is no such thing as "Ask an undercover cop if they are a police officer, and they must tell the truth". That is complete bullshit! Police officers lie 24/7.It's OK bud. Couple of you misunderstood.
I didn't write that on behalf of you the client being safe from that. The hooker will ask you when you call if you're a cop. Undercover cops don't have to answer and if they lied charges on that sex worker will be dropped on the basis of entrapment. Laws maybe diff in FL vs other states.
So all I wrote was if in her ad she says no cops should contact her, or she asks that herself, it's a sign that she herself is real. I wouldn't dare implying this is the same for all undercover work, strictly talking about how our hawkers get charges dropped back home.
Anyhow, I only brought that up in this price / cpf discussion to highlight that mongers don't truly travel out of the US due to high cost, but mainly for the stupid laws that will get you jailed.
Canada's even worse. Legal for the girls to sell sex, but illegal for the gents to buy it LOL. Yeah, exactly. Makes zero sense and a total trap LOL.
Cost is by far the least issue as to why most of us travel. When locals or Airbnb hosts are trying to sell me on their beaches, I reply that I've lived near many my whole life. Then in my head thinking. Where the fuck are the cheap brothels in your area? That's what I want to know.
Back to fucking in Rio for now.
MaddTraveler
04-22-24, 19:24
If you're going to be here for a period longer than a few weeks, and you should, then it is impertative to tie into non mongering groups like sports or education. The mongering life by itself is toxic, like pure alcohol, which will poison you if taken unadulterated.No one liles to discuss sad topics incl myself, but what you mentioned is very urgent. On few forums and other articles we're reading gringos falling to their deaths assuming suicides. Depression is no joke. If in your 30's or 40's this almost doesn't apply specially if you're still working and keeping busy. The idea is to have a purpose.
DR and Thailand are the best places for 60+ mongers since those women don't have an issue to have a real relationship with you, like living together. Much harder to find that in Col or Bra since they're more sophisticated with arrogance and pride. You'll be taking care of the entire families in places where you find it but could be a fair exchange.
There are some expats group I've found in Bra and haven't joined them yet, but those are very active in Col like 100 k users via many groups where you meet with locals on certain nights for dancing class, language exchange, etc. These activities are super important. Even joining a gym or hiking group.
Jimmy Boy 99
04-22-24, 19:51
Fake hooker: "Hey, you wanna have a good time?"
Monger: "Are you an undercover cop?"
Fake hooker: "No darling, come let me relieve some of that stress you seem to be under".
Monger: "How much?"
Fake hooker "You're under arrest". Slaps on handcuff.
Love American Style.From https://www.feldmanroyle.com/sex-crimes/prostitution/.
"Do Undercover Cops Have To Tell You?
It is a common misconception that undercover cops have to tell you that they are police, if asked directly. However, under US law, police officers are permitted to lie and mislead suspects. Therefore, if you hope to differentiate an undercover cop from a prostitute, simply asking will not work.
How To Tell If Its A Prostitution Sting.
The bottom line is that there is no definitive way to tell if it's a prostitution sting. That said, undercover law enforcement will normally get straight to negotiations as they should not engage in any sex acts. Commonly, undercover cops will work quickly to encourage a suspect to state clearly their intentions to pay a certain sum of money for a specific sex act."
Seems best to just say "Yes, I want to have a good time. Let's go" and don't talk about money. It is not illegal to pick up some one for unpaid sex, so what could they arrest you for? I doubt she would go with you if she is a cop, but it would presumably be entrapment if she brought up money, so she would probably just refuse to go with you.
Sorry for the newbie question but what is a Prive?
Well, you can still talk to your buds about these unicorn $10 pussies, but you won't find them in real life. Granted it's been years since I last ventured into those paradisiacal urine-stench alleys of VM, but even then a 30-minute session would set you back $16-20, and I doubt it's gotten cheaper since then.
Trash venues are only cheap up to a point. If you're OK with a 30-minute humping in despicable conditions, sure you can save loads of money. But if you want to take your sweet time, that's going to start costing more very quickly, and if you're -- god forbid -- not inclined to have sex in the same sweat- and jizz-soaked sheets used by generations of johns and hookers before you, then we're looking into the same 200-300 reals territory of a relatively decent prive. So what's the point again?
Of course, if you're in Rio for weeks or months, then sure, go to trash prives and collect numbers. But it's still going to cost you way more than $10. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother unless out of curiosity.
Vagabundo1
04-22-24, 20:15
When you get into town. Calibrate your dick to CPF of 75 r (two fucks in a 1 hour session for 150 r) at a centro prive with a few top rated girls from the local board. Then, if later, you decide to negotiate up from there, at least you are adjusting off of local best pricing.
https://gparena.net/tds-areas.php?a=2
And use the same site for picking termas.
Personally, I like rua conceciao 116, the formerly secret terma. For the price of entrada at 4 x4 you can do 30 minutes with a girl. Yes, it is dark, dingy, smoke filled, but it is safe -- most of the clientele are navy enlisted poor (by our western standards) guys from the local navy base. But many of the girls are hot af, and some are from 4 x4, sick of pretending to like speaking english with passport bros who are overpaying, kkk.
Which termas and which prives? I have only been to centaurus, Solarium, and Marrakesh. I've also been to Eden Spa a few times and have met a few girls on seeking. I liked Centaraus the most, and the girls from seeking werent too bad. The cheapest was Eden Spa and the place is pretty much trash imo.
CCRider1008
04-22-24, 21:42
I totally agree, for me anyway.
Other avenues to relax and clear the mind besides mongering, most especially when being somewhere for a lengthy period.Train bjj or krav maga.
So is it better to target ...I did not mean that. I am suggesting a time that there are still a lot of people so you can stay outside to find the place. Staring is a tactic at MC to get man to pick a girl quickly.
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