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Java Man
03-28-14, 05:04
Monday I was wandering Centro. Didn't realize how close Uruguaiana station was to U24. Four floors of fun. Maybe less than 10 garotas per floor. Loud music playing. Winding stairwell. $R6 Antarctica beer. Many stalls on each floor, where one does the deed. The stalls do not reach the ceiling. On the first floor saw an amazing morena, perhaps a mulatta, with a very dark tan, Hard, bubble butt. Unfortunately Camilla was not very friendly. Had my beer and left. Found So Love, a 2nd tier termas, even closer to Uruguaiana station. Located at Rua the Alfandega 119. Easy to spot, just look for the "119" at its entrance, across from the electronic stores. No cover, no robes. $R6 Antarctica beer. Garotas in bikinis. A few decent. Opens at 1p til 11p. 40min for $R76. I was intrigued by So Love because of reports on GP Guia of a garota who did bukkake there. (That Garota supposedly preggers now.)

Rua BA. 85, still chained up. At the time I forgot about BA 80, but remember GP Guia stating it being across the street from 85, still I was unable to see an entrance for a putero.

Next trip, I MUST devote more time to the Centro trash locations.

Sperto
03-28-14, 10:49
Rua BA. 85, still chained up. At the time I forgot about BA 80, but remember GP Guia stating it being across the street from 85, still I was unable to see an entrance for a putero.BA85 is now BA80. I've passed by a few times but I have never seen any doable girl at BA80.

Sperto
03-28-14, 11:27
today is the last day of my 3 months stay in brazil, because of this i wanted to find a really sexy girl yesterday. at 9.30 i started checking out a couple of privées on rio branco. at 10.30 i passed by belprazer. they had a very good line-up with sexy girls, but not what i was searching for yesterday. the receptionist is very kind. i told her i wanted a dark girl with big natural tits. she sent me to empório do banho.

empório do banho is on rua do rosário 135, 3rd floor. it has the same owner as belprazer, dudas massagens and massagem tijuca.
http://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/galeria/terapeutas.html
r$130/40 minutes, r$160/60 minutes.

the presentation was outstanding. several girls that were very interesting. my choice became simple when isabelle presented herself.

isabelle started at empório do banho two days ago. before this she has worked at termas solarium and termas aeroporto. isabelle is a dark morena, 24 years, very hot, beautiful eyes hair and smile, quite tall, academia-legs, very wellshaped firm bubblebutt and with amazing tits. her tits are very large, perfectly shaped, fantastically firm and a dream for tit-lovers.

i payed for one hour, r$160 (my most expensive session on this trip). the room was very nice and clean with a mirror on the ceiling. watching isabelle undress was wonderful. incredible body! she performs very well. her bbbj was topclass, the same goes for the penetration parts and the titf*ck. the second round ended with an wonderful bbbjcim. nota 10! the only minus was that she didn't allow any photos to be taken.

when i'll come back to rio i'll session with her outside the privê. she gave mer phonenumber and facebook.

FuckAfMedDig
03-28-14, 13:06
Thanks for the update.

What dating sites did you use, where you had the most success? Were they free or paid?

What did you mean by this: "One of my usuals at MC said 200 Rheais fine if 15 mins late-they don't play!"Hey Cartman! The fine for being late for work at Monte Carlo is 200 Rheais-the management don't play when it comes to their money.

The standard and feel has dropped to me-it feels very tired now.

So has Centaurus.

4 x 4 still good and MV.

Eai, Brazilcupid-some paid though-many desperadas on there too who want to meet w / o haven spoken a word on skype etc-watch out mr mealticket!

Mangera
03-28-14, 13:35
This place has always been the more pricey choice of all of the places which have the same owner. However, they have always had some good lineups. I personally, find those high massage beds extremely uncomfortable. Hence, I do not frequent there. Thanks for the report.

Sperto
03-28-14, 16:28
This place has always been the more pricey choice of all of the places which have the same owner. However, they have always had some good lineups. I personally, find those high massage beds extremely uncomfortable. Hence, I do not frequent there. Thanks for the report.My room had a large doublebed, very comfortable. Many nice details in the room. Large shower with granite-bench (useful if you want to have fun in the shower) , lots of mirrors, many spotlights, good AC, TV (not very useful) and strangely enough a kitchen sink.

LuvinBrazil
03-29-14, 02:08
Hey all,

Wanted to see if anyone else has had success in Vila Mimosa. I'm debating on wither or not to visit there at night. I imagine better girls are there at night, since it would be busier. However, Not sure I want to go there at night, as it's not the safest of places. Has anyone been there at night? Do you think it's safe there?

I have a hard time spending R$300 for a mediocre girl at the place in Barra Tijuca. I guess I'm too cheap. I just figure if I can find somewhere where I can spend R$200 all in for an hour, I'll be going there regularly.

Even Vlia Mimoso is a bit much once ou add cab fare and time. Since they are a slam bang type of place. If they were more relaxed and get to spend an hour with the girls, then I'd be ok with it.

LuvinBrazil
03-29-14, 08:01
So, finally, success. So, there is this skate park near Post 3 at the beach in Barra the Tijuca. 90% of the "women" there are transvestites. I wrote about that in a previous report. I have to admit, there were several that would absolutely fool anyone. Really good looking. In fact, all of the Trani's looked better than any of the girls.

However, I was really lucky and did find 2 that were actually women that looked great.

Carolina Dark hair, Nice dark tan, Hug but, Nice rack.

Face 7

But 9

Body 9

Rack 7 (didn't get to see them out)

Cost R$200 (too pricy for me, but will try one day).

Dayene, long black hair, nice tan, but not dark, butt doesn't look so nice in what she was wearing, but undressed it was great, nice rack.

Face 8 (looks like the tough hispanic girl on fast and furious)

But 9 (doesn't look like it with shorts on, but amazing with great tan lines when everything comes off)

Body 9 Short spinner size but not too skinny, great curves.

Rack 9 Personally I don't like them big, hers were prefect for her body, nice solid palm sized.

Cost R$150 (great price, not rushed) Doesn't do anal, won't BBBJ, everything covered. Nice GFE except no kissing on the lips.

If you plan on making a trip out here, beware of the chicks with dicks (I can't tell you how many of them could pass for 9-10s)

Happy hunting

Jan 156
03-29-14, 17:49
Hey all,

Wanted to see if anyone else has had success in Vila Mimosa. I'm debating on wither or not to visit there at night. I imagine better girls are there at night, since it would be busier. However, Not sure I want to go there at night, as it's not the safest of places. Has anyone been there at night? Do you think it's safe there?

I have a hard time spending R$300 for a mediocre girl at the place in Barra Tijuca. I guess I'm too cheap. I just figure if I can find somewhere where I can spend R$200 all in for an hour, I'll be going there regularly.

Even Vlia Mimoso is a bit much once ou add cab fare and time. Since they are a slam bang type of place. If they were more relaxed and get to spend an hour with the girls, then I'd be ok with it.Yes it's safe (there is private plain clothes security. Behave yourself) Read the forum for reviews and reports. You can go by bus or metro. I personally find more of a quick slam bang (or two; or three) with cheap beers inbetween -type area. And be prepared to spend time looking. Many of the best girls will be unavailable a lot of the time. There are many more girls than you will see on a quick look. Many of them are not overly sophisticated and you might find an hour a lot to fill in a basic bed with a girl whose 'routine' is geared to 15-30 minutes. The privees generally offer better value if you like one-hour deals. Oh. And 200 is too much. Good luck.

Torgoch
03-29-14, 18:02
This place has always been the more pricey choice of all of the places which have the same owner. However, they have always had some good lineups. I personally, find those high massage beds extremely uncomfortable. Hence, I do not frequent there. Thanks for the report.In Rio at the moment, went over to Emporio after Sperto's email about isabelle. She was busy but the rest of the line up (about 8 girls) had some real stunners in them. I went with a girl called JuJu. Very pretty but as it turned out limited in the sack. She also, after round one, picked up her phone to check her messages. Nao recomendo. Didn't get to see Isabelle but if I went back I would see Sofia. Also, the room was good with a shower, very good aircon and a fish tank. But no sink. If you go to Emporio do Banho walk in the building and take the elevator to the 3rd floor. There are two salas on that floor. Both are part of the prive. Don't knock on the door nearest you but walk down the corridor to the other door and knock on there to see what delights are on offer.

Torgoch
03-29-14, 18:25
4 x 4 still good and MV.These are my two usual haunts in Rio. Been going to these for a number of years, got to know some of the girls well both in and out of the termas. However, nothing good lasts for ever, what I mean is that girls move on and return to "a vida normal" and all you have are good memories, until they begin to miss the money and make a return!

As reported before, for those members of the Lavinia fan club, she has moved on. Having been a fixture at 4x4 ever since I've been going and my number 1 fantastic fuck choice in Rio, she has left. She told me this was likely when I was last in Rio and now it has happened. I wish her the best. There are lots of new girls in 4x4, many of them have come in from other termas. As usual a range of types but perhaps now more silicone that natural than before. The fireman's pole has gone and there are now stairs down to the wiskeria with chain across them and a guy standing guard to stop bathrobe-wearers from venturing down. I had never been when the termas was supposed to be at is busiest and most crowded (and wildest?). Anyway, I went at 10 last night (a Friday) and it wasn't that busy, more people than in the afternoon but not full. I would have though Friday night would be the busiest?

At MV30 the line up has changed, its seems that at the end of 2013 there was a turnover of girls and most of the old ones left. The only "old girl" I saw was Viviane (popozuda girl as I call her). We did the deed. Its funny how, despite doing hundreds if not thousands of programas, these girls can remember particular sessions. She brought up a session that we had over 2 years ago and we joked about nearly breaking the bed and the noise that may have been heard in the changing rooms below! I'll go to MV30 again next week, but I was told that Ohana (very pretty blond, big ass and tits) and Gabriella (a Rainha do chupa) have gone. I didn't see much that appealed to me apart from a morena MILF with a great ass / rack, but she went off with someone else so I missed grabbing her.

Next week I guess I'll try out Faceclub which has opened since I was last there and 502, 119 and 31 to see what Centro has to offer.

Torgoch
03-29-14, 18:28
Pressed upload before ending my last email saying, on the positive side with lots of great memories of beautiful, passionate and highly skilled lovers (where else but Brazil?) , it is time to move on and discover the gems in the next generation!

Sperto
03-29-14, 18:35
In Rio at the moment, went over to Emporio after Sperto's email about isabelle. She was busy but the rest of the line up (about 8 girls) had some real stunners in them. I went with a girl called JuJu. Very pretty but as it turned out limited in the sack. She also, after round one, picked up her phone to check her messages. Nao recomendo. Didn't get to see Isabelle but if I went back I would see Sofia. Also, the room was good with a shower, very good aircon and a fish tank. But no sink. If you go to Emporio do Banho walk in the building and take the elevator to the 3rd floor. There are two salas on that floor. Both are part of the prive. Don't knock on the door nearest you but walk down the corridor to the other door and knock on there to see what delights are on offer.Thanks for the info. If I had been in the mood for a slim girl with a small bunda Juju would have been my choice. Very sweet girl.

You really must return and try Isabelle. She's great!

Sperto
03-29-14, 20:44
Hey all,

Wanted to see if anyone else has had success in Vila Mimosa. I'm debating on wither or not to visit there at night. I imagine better girls are there at night, since it would be busier. However, Not sure I want to go there at night, as it's not the safest of places. Has anyone been there at night? Do you think it's safe there?

I have a hard time spending R$300 for a mediocre girl at the place in Barra Tijuca. I guess I'm too cheap. I just figure if I can find somewhere where I can spend R$200 all in for an hour, I'll be going there regularly.

Even Vlia Mimoso is a bit much once ou add cab fare and time. Since they are a slam bang type of place. If they were more relaxed and get to spend an hour with the girls, then I'd be ok with it.ChristopherD summoned it up very well.

Safety is no problem at VM. VM has it's own safet even though you won't notice it.

Friday and Saturday are fun at VM. The whole places is rocking. But if you want to find gems and not want to being number fifteen that day you better go early.

My strategy is arriving around 4 PM. Checking out the available girls takes several alley-rounds and not only the main alleys. There are (were) 72 casas. Check them all out. Not just pass by them. Enter and seek out whats inside. Make a Plan A, B and C.

Then head out to the main road. Take guard and watch the spectacle. See what girls that turns up who has been sleeping in the casas and watch the new girls arriving. If you see a gem arrive you catch her quickly. Walk up to her and tell her you want a programa. As simple as that.

VM isn't really about getting laid for R$50-60, it's about finding gems. At least IMO.

My guess is that you would propably would be more comfortable with a upperclass privê in centro.

LuvinBrazil
03-29-14, 21:05
Yeah, when I was leaving there the other day, I went by the blue overpass, and some dude kept following me asking me for money. I was waiting for him to make a move, luckily there was this Big dude walking close by, so I walked over by him and just told the other guy Vai Embora. But had the other guy not had been there, I think the guy would have tried something. Not sure how often people get mugged in that area.

Torgoch
03-30-14, 02:19
Thanks for the info. If I had been in the mood for a slim girl with a small bunda Juju would have been my choice. Very sweet girl. You really must return and try Isabelle. She's great!She was very sweet, very pretty, cute smile and she looked great in those tight white pants. But then they ALL looked great in those tight white pants. The problem was in the performance. No beijos na boca and not a lot of passion, her positives were her bunda may not be of mulher melancia proportions but bent over it was mighty comfortable and the chupar was good. I'll return next week for another try for Isabelle and if not maybe Sofia.

Bravo
03-30-14, 05:45
As reported before, for those members of the Lavinia fan club, she has moved on. Having been a fixture at 4x4 ever since I've been going and my number 1 fantastic fuck choice in Rio, she has left. She told me this was likely when I was last in Rio and now it has happened. I wish her the best. There are lots of new girls in 4x4, many of them have come in from other termas.I thought Lavinia was working on the internet now. Does anyone know the link?

Dingo187
03-30-14, 22:13
I will be heading to Rio this Wednesday, from Sao Paulo, can anybody give me a heads up on where to go, and if there is any Beach Action, and what's the going cost in the Thermas, and elsewhere.

PatmarBeleza1
03-31-14, 06:35
Manu is fun. I can't write another blow by blow. It would be pages.

Ilsa: But what about us?

Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.

Non pro #3 was a mulata at a club in Leblon. I guess I paid for a few Red Bulls. Blow job at the patio overlooking Lagoa, and in the taxi back to the apartment. Just a blow job back in my place, and a fun 69. Dark, dark negra, a student.

Azn Safado
03-31-14, 08:01
Jb: you missed the 'we'

I translated your post.

She was like what a loser tell him I will fuck him in panda. Slave to love was playing and she was whipping my ass with a little riding crop while sucking my dick. So I obeyed.

Sperto: quality not quantity, to each man his own.

Non pros:

Panda biz card, get told no 8 times. Score. 25yo lawyer girl. Botagogo metro outdoor cafe.

TD on non pro soon.

189r cost. 0r cost for girl for 3 hours of banging.

Two step shows promise:

Fogao do Chao biz card.

Panda biz card.

So many venues for gavea patricinhas.PatmarBeleza1,

I don't quite understand your approach to non-pros with the business card angle. Are you just going up to random girls on the street, saying "hi" and chatting for a few minutes, then showing them a Panda Motel business card and say "let's go fuck at this place?" Same with the Fogo do Chao card. Do you say "I'm the manager there, let's go out for dinner?"

PatmarBeleza1
03-31-14, 11:49
Yeah pretty much.

Panda advertises. Hot biz girls want to be the bunda on the back of all the buses too. I've lost any shame or inhibition

Pick the prettiest girl.

Bus stop, mall.

Can you take my pic?

Check pic. Show panda screensaver. Vamos?

Batting. 125.

Lots of nos.

So far one lawyer girl.

In other locations give fogao bid card.

Ask for dinner.

Girl in Leblon club though was straight up mutual attraction hour of kissing and petting can you suck my dick and she liked being fed dick. Cab ride past botanical gardens was garganta profunda.

She was very clear about no vag or anal. But we 69ed for half an hour and I ate her pussy for another half hour. She came loudly about 4 times.


PatmarBeleza1,

I don't quite understand your approach to non-pros with the business card angle. Are you just going up to random girls on the street, saying "hi" and chatting for a few minutes, then showing them a Panda Motel business card and say "let's go fuck at this place?" Same with the Fogo do Chao card. Do you say "I'm the manager there, let's go out for dinner?"

PatmarBeleza1
03-31-14, 12:15
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.

Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

[Ilsa lowers her head and begins to cry]

Rick: Now, now.

[Rick gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet]

Rick: Here's looking at you kid.

PatmarBeleza1
03-31-14, 12:27
Yvonne: Where were you last night?

Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.

Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?

Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

"Last Mango In Paris"

I went down to Captain Tony's to get out of the heat.

When I heard a voice call out to me,"Son, come have a seat"

I had to search my memory as I looked into those eyes.

Our lives change like the weather but a legend never dies.

He said,"I ate the last mango in Paris.

Took the last plane out of Saigon.

Took the first fast boat to China.

And Jimmy, there's still so much to be done.

I had a third world girl in Buzios.

With a pistol on each hand.

She always kept me covered.

As we moved from land to land.

I had a damn good run on wall street.

With my high fashion model wife.

Til I woke up dry beneath the African sky.

Just me and my Swiss Army knife.

I ate the last mango in Paris.

Took the last plane out of Saigon.

Took the first fast boat to China.

And Jimmy there's still so much to be done.

We shot the breeze for hours.

As the sun fell from the skies.

And like the sun hw disappeared before my very eyes.

It was somewhere past dark-thirty.

When I went back to the head.

I read upon the dingy wall.

The words the old man said.

I ate the last mango in Paris.

So much to be done.

Why don't we wander and follow la vie dansante.

Exec Talent
03-31-14, 12:35
I will be heading to Rio this Wednesday, from Sao Paulo, can anybody give me a heads up on where to go, and if there is any Beach Action, and what's the going cost in the Thermas, and elsewhere.Let's see. You could go here and there. As for beach action, you might see some waves. Maybe not. Depends.

Don't know about elsewhere, but the termas will cost you pretty much what many guys have posted here if you took the time to read the forum.

I might be around, send me a PM so we can connect. I am anxious to hear about your experiences since you never post anything about them on the forum.

FuckAfMedDig
03-31-14, 20:59
I found that you should always be direct and friendly-garotas are open to talk. The cutie working in the chemist, supermarket, Mundo Verde, waitress etc.

Make small talk, ask if shed come hang on the beach, grab a drink, bit of food-usually works.

Dating sites like Eai, Brazcupid etc also work well.

I told a super hot gdp who had been to my hotel for free days on end (ex MC-now 4 x 4 and young and bangin Lebanese / brazilian. Thats enough of a hint if you know)

I'm getting into to meeting normal girls and she said"I'm a normal girl! 'lolol.

I said yes but you have an abnormal job!

GDPs by the way are quick on the draw-I only left Rio March 22nd and my little Florida gata was upset-yesterday I saw a pic of her and her "love" up on FB! LOL.

Even the trustworthy ones and nice ones still have several dudes on low to medium heat I think. They get calls everyday from potential customers etc etc.

Goes with the job type of mentality.

I have found the odd exception who qil quit the terma when they get a namorado only to drive them nuts, screw it all up and go back to work!

I scored big time on Eai with an out of town 24 year old mixed girl from Belo.

Flwe up and met her and chemistry was crazy-spent 3 days in bed basically-totally safada. Good times.

I get 5-10 interests at week through cupid etc.

Many fuglys but def some hot ones too!

Boas sorte amigos.

BionicMan
04-01-14, 11:59
I might be around, send me a PM so we can connect. I am anxious to hear about your experiences since you never post anything about them on the forum.LOL. The best of the day. So far."send me a PM." hilarious.

Traveller529
04-02-14, 00:15

Acenva
04-02-14, 02:06
Taveller Welcome to Brasil and to VM. The best time is on Friday and Saturday nights. Go down and grab a chair and drink a couple beers and watch the talent come into work and leave. Some of the casa's have more lights and a lot of the girls will walk around at times half dressed. Enjoy your visit to Brasil.

LuvinBrazil
04-02-14, 04:05
Yeah, VM is an interesting place. The girl I had was pretty nice looking. However, service was a little rushed. It's still tap it again. However, there is this short spinner I found that works close by in Barra near post 3 on the beach. Love hitting the spinners. I still need to tap the one streetwalker that is a bit more curvy. If anyone ever comes to Barra, stop by Post 3 (across the street from it) you'll see miss curves in the blue dress. I have to crush that one day.

But definitly want to go back down to VM, want to find a Gem. So if anyone is up for a Saturday early evening stroll through VM.

Java Man
04-02-14, 04:23
Print flyer and get 50% discount on cover, expires 4/15

Beach Star
04-02-14, 14:42
However, there is this short spinner I found that works close by in Barra near post 3 on the beach. Love hitting the spinners. I still need to tap the one streetwalker that is a bit more curvy. If anyone ever comes to Barra, stop by Post 3 (across the street from it) you'll see miss curves in the blue dress. I have to crush thatBe careful over there, praca de "O" across the road from posto 3 is an area where boys dress up as girls, most visibly on the block from the beach up to the motel. There may be girls as well, but check out well.

Torgoch
04-02-14, 20:20
I thought Lavinia was working on the internet now. Does anyone know the link?From talking with girls in 4x4 it would seem that she has returned to normal life. Got her diploma, got a boyfriend, got a new job. I don't have her cell phone number with me but I've emailed her twice since I got her with no response. If she was still doing programmes I would guess she would get in contact. Oh well, the end of an era.

Torgoch
04-02-14, 20:27
You really must return and try Isabelle. She's great!Following the bundameister's advice, I returned to Emporio de banho today for round 2. The line up was very good. I would have picked at least two of them (Alessandra, Barbara) before the "no contest" garota walked in. Isabelle. Could there be a more perfect woman? Peitao, bundao, very pretty and a sweet attitude. Probably the best hour I've spend in a long time!

It looks like both salas are being upgraded at the moment. The room I had (room 6 in the sala furthest from the elevator) was very nice, just lacking in mirrors at the moment. It looks like it will end up with mirrors on three sides of the bed when done.

Torgoch
04-02-14, 20:43
One week into Rio vacation. So far repeat visits to 4x4, MV30 and Emporio do Banho.

4x4. Milena and Luana. Milena is a short loira in her late 20s. Not a stunner in looks (face, body) but with a great butt and very sweet and passionate (very keen on anal!). Luana is a tall morena in her early 20s with silicone boobs and a great butt. Not a classic beauty but quirky good looks (a la Lavinia). Very passionate in the cama, and usually very busy throughout her shift, if you are interested you have to catch her if you see her unattended.

MV30. Viviane and Clara. Viviane is the only one of the oldtimers I've seen at MV30 this time. Great popozuda, an hour well spent. She is very popular so if you are interested and you see her free, grab her! For me Clara is a great discovery who I hope will work there for a few years. Morena, outstanding bunda (I defy anyone not to be turned on by that bunda. Big, round and very soft) , big boobs, pretty face and gorgeous smile, good kisser. I had an outstanding hour with her.

Emporio do banho. JuJu and Isabelle. I reported on both of these in separate emails. JuJu is a very pretty girl but for me the disappointing programma of them all. Isabelle is outstanding in body, service and attitude.

For info, Metro fares will rise from 3. 20 to 3. 50 on 15 May.

Sperto
04-02-14, 20:44
Following the bundameister's advice, I returned to Emporio de banho today for round 2. The line up was very good. I would have picked at least two of them (Alessandra, Barbara) before the "no contest" garota walked in. Isabelle. Could there be a more perfect woman? Peitao, bundao, very pretty and a sweet attitude. Probably the best hour I've spend in a long time!

It looks like both salas are being upgraded at the moment. The room I had (room 6 in the sala furthest from the elevator) was very nice, just lacking in mirrors at the moment. It looks like it will end up with mirrors on three sides of the bed when done.I'm happy you also enjoyed the wonderful Isabelle. After my hour with her I walked out of the privê with a big happy smile.

WittyWoo
04-04-14, 21:29
Hi all,

I've arrived Rio last night around 8 PM. Despite the long flight, I decided to sample some Brazilian delicacies. This would be my first adventure in South America.

My final decision was to go to Termas Monte Carlo; seems to be decent and within a short walk from the hotel. I had a little trouble finding it at first as the entrance was much smaller than expected, though I spotted some "heavies" hanging about at the entrance and got in. The management explained to me briefly about the system and the basic layout of the place. They didn't seem as grumpy as reported. Got changed and took a quick shower. The place was pretty packed. With the punters being a combination of Brazillian, Americans, and some Asian of varying ages. The Brazillians punters are pretty friendly and I built a nice rapport with a few of them. The girls themselves also came in different sizes and colours. Of course, most of them have shapely bundas and were also displaying them to the tune of whatever was playing. Some of arse so big you can probably leave your drinks on, though I spotted one girl with almost non-existent behind, she was still pretty hot and was taken quickly. The atmosphere was really relaxing without the hard-sell that you'll see in German FKKs, everyone was there for a good time and the girls were not sharks. The ratio of girls and punters were roughly 1:1.

It didn't take long for me to get a girl for myself, I was off to get some drinks and made eye-contact with one of the girls sitting at the bar. Her name was Camila. She wasn't the youngest or the hottest girls there, but she was good enough for me. We hung out for quite a while and I bought her a beer before moving onwards to the cabine, there was quite a bit of a waiting time before we got a room. The rooms were not spacious, but it was clean enough and there were large mirrors. As we can expect from a Brazillian girl, the session was very passionate. I got back to the bar first and enjoyed the eye-candy. I approach another girl, but from insticts I believe she would be fuming if I did! Meanwhile, she got back to the floor but didn't notice me and some guy approached her, then he got rejected in a heart-beat. Brazillian girls seem to be very possessive, luckily I didn't invite her back to my hotel or I'll never be rid of her! So we hung out a bit more in the bar and she introduced me to her friends. We decided on another session to end the night. The crowds were thinning and the girls going back in civvie clothing looking totally different. We got the same room, but if anything changed, the session was even more passionate! We kissed goodbye; blocking the stairs and I walked back to me hotel. Overall, a good punting night for me.

I've still haven't decide where to go tonight. Any ideas chaps?

WittyWoo

Exec Talent
04-05-14, 12:32
My final decision was to go to Termas Monte Carlo; seems to be decent and within a short walk from the hotel. I had a little trouble finding it at first as the entrance was much smaller than expected, though I spotted some "heavies" hanging about at the entrance and got in. The management explained to me briefly about the system and the basic layout of the place. They didn't seem as grumpy as reported.

I approach another girl, but from insticts I believe she would be fuming if I did! Meanwhile, she got back to the floor but didn't notice me and some guy approached her, then he got rejected in a heart-beat. Brazillian girls seem to be very possessive, luckily I didn't invite her back to my hotel or I'll never be rid of her! So we hung out a bit more in the bar and she introduced me to her friends. We decided on another session to end the night. The crowds were thinning and the girls going back in civvie clothing looking totally different. We got the same room, but if anything changed, the session was even more passionate! We kissed goodbye; blocking the stairs and I walked back to me hotel. Overall, a good punting night for me.The management at MC actually is very helpful. When you said grumpy management you must have been referring to Centaurus.

Here are some questions girls will ask. Where are you from? Is this your first time? How long are you going to be in Rio.

Like any good salesperson (or con artist) they are assessing their client (mark).

If you are a prostitute would you rather hook one customer and have some guaranteed revenue or troll for new clients every night. The jealousy often (but not always) is an act to get you to think she actually cares about you. Brazilian women should wear T-shirts that say "Everything I know I learned from watching novelas."

For guys who are used to sterile experiences, the sirens in Brazil will wreck your ship every time.

Saturday night. Go to Balcony. Lay back. Be selective and don't drink too much because the girls really will all start to get better looking and you do not want that.

WittyWoo
04-05-14, 20:10
Hi again,

So last night I was at 4x4. Saying the last post showing up too late would be a major understatement! I guess it was something to be experienced. Got there by taxi around 10 PM and the alley was positively alive. The streets were radically different from Zona Sul; I would say "typical large South American city" look. As most of Rio, it doesn't look very safe. Especially at night.

I got in and went through the usual termas preparation. The prices were much more agreeable than MC. While. 4x4 is much bigger than any other termas, it is cramped and very easy to get lost in. Unsure where to go next, I stumbled upon the smoking room and there were not many girls and punters. Most punters were Brazillians and I spotted some French ones a bit later. Ordered myself a beer and sat down. With this as my first impression of 4x4 I was confused as to where all the "gangsta" girls were. The girls there were slim and pretty natural. One of the girls came to greet me. Her Ingles was OK. I apologise for not remembering her name; it was very difficult to pronounce, starting with "T". And she was probably the most distinctive girl there, being petite natural with cute face, fiery red hair (probably dyed, but it suited her) , and pale porcelain skin. I got her to show me around, and soon enough we were dancing in the main boate. This place is properly packed and the girls definitely had the "gangsta" look. I urged her to dance at the pole but she was too shy. She wanted us to go back to the smoking boate but I had other ideas.

I opted for the 1-hour session as the price differences were minimal. The room would be kindly describe as shabby, good thing that it had a shower. The bad thing was that aside from the bed and the shower, the rest of the room looked as if it hadn't been cleaned properly in years and you see dark grime everywhere. The room at MC was smaller but much much cleaner. So we had a shared shower and extended foreplay. Time seemed to slip by. She was skilled at rimming and prostate massage, which I didn't expect from a termas girl. The combination of that brought me to an explosive end which she drank it all greedily. We laid on the bed until the violent knocks on the door which pronounced that we have overrun the clock for some time. We kissed goodbye and she told me "I love you". Whatever that means. Another great night of punting.

I agree with Exec Talent, for punters new to Brazillian GDPs, please prepare your heart. They are really taxing on the body and mind!

I'll write more analysis as a new punter in Rio.

WittyWoo

Papi Muy Rico
04-05-14, 21:24
i was in rio for a few days. frankly i am not sure what people rave about. big noisy, dirty city, beaches ok but nothing spectacular. seen better in cali, indo, phils. food ok, not many cultural things to do.

choices on mongering many and to fit budget, style are various and the chicas (while overrated in looks imho) are quite fun to be with and certainly should make most if not all of the brethen happy. i may post a brief rio report later but most is covered to death already in isg and bwana dik rio guide (latest version 2012).

i did want to post a report comprising my 3 visits to villa mimosa. the rumour goes that the place is in danger of closing with the upcoming world cup and olympics. who knows? but it may be gone and in many respects it would be a big loss to the mongering universe. so here it goes:

preconceptions

i had read brief mentions of this vm place in random readings on reports of famous mongering areas (ac, pattaya, tijuana, dolly). i only figured out it was in rio a couple of years ago. i had never planned on going to brasil but on a whim i booked a trip this year. i was bored and in the mood for something new. i was able to find reports on vm in ggc as well as isg and ch.

prior to arriving i thought i was going to run into a rather large area. not quite like dolly but at least like ac or so. i figured various streets lined with bars and outdoor restaurants or beer bars with chicks hanging out waiting to be picked up. it was not what i expected at all.

arrival

the taxi driver smiled and gave my buddy and i a knowing look and smile. it was a short ride from centro. about 20 reals. meter.

we drove thru areas that did not look sketchy at all, as we approached we made a turn under a freeway overpass. that is when my antenna went up. it was a dirty street. a bit bigger than an alley, not in good repair. as i had no idea where vm was nor what it looked like when getting there i was in the lookout for some kind of foul play from the driver. paranoid yes.

we made a left turn at the end of the street and we were stopped by the local security. no uniforms here. just a couple of tough looking guys checking who was going in. the waved us thru after a quick glance. we drove less than half a block and we were in the thick of a throng of men walking up and down the street, beers in hand, laudly talking and screaming, various brasilian music thundering from speakers on windows and sidewalks and coming from cars. various smells including, but not limited to [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), vomit, shit, perfume, bleach, stale beer, pot, grilled chorizo chicken and meats.

the walk

there is a main cobblestone street. watch your step to avoid stepping on random pools of unknown substances. the music was very loud on the street but about to get louder. as you walk the main street. no more than a block in lenght you see various entrances to bars as well as some smaller alleys (3 to the rigth, referenced from the entry point for cars). the left side are entrances to various bars both at street level as well as a second level in some cases (via rather sketchy ladders and stairs, heavy intoxication not recommended).

after acclimatizing to the smells and noise we entered the first alley, it dead ends and on the right side the are about 5 bars in spaces about the size of a small bedroom. they all have a second floor where the deed can be done if one chooses to do in premises. each one of these places has a small selection of local beer and hard liquor available for purchase. the quality of the chicks varies from day to day and time of the day. here the first two visits i saw nothing even close to appealing (and i had beer goggles on) but on the third visit there was a couple of negras and a topless blond in a bikini bottom that i was tempted but was distracted and never took (6-7 concarne scale)

the second alley (actually connects to the 3rd in the back area so you make a loop) had bars on lining both sides. is actually more like a wide hallway. here people are cooking in mini grills, playing cards, doing tatoos, selling drinks in the hallways. more bar rooms as described above. some a bit larger than others. the girls flow thru the hallways back and forth or hang out in front of the bars or dance inside waiting to get your attention. thankfully they are not pushy or super aggressive with a few exceptions (usually the uber ugly ones) but if they see you looking they will zero in if you give any hint (raise an eyebrow, stick your tongue out, blow a kiss or pull your dick out). i took one overnight from this area for 200r lt, she left around 11am. very nice multiple session night. you go to the end and make a turn to merge into the back of the third alley. this back area is mostly food places not yet rated in yelp.

the third alley is where i found some better lookers with one of the bars having a mixed girl 18 who was easilty an 8 cc scale, very nice sweet girl, nice bod and very pretty face. why she is there beats the hell out of me. this chick was thermas quality easily. bar / rooms same as other alley. everyonce in awhile as you walked thru something would fall from the ceiling on my arms, face or head. water i sure hope so! grossed me out to consider the alternatives. some of this rooms have tables and semi comfy chairs, others just have concrete blocks to sit on.

back on the street: some girls on the left side of the street are fully dancing and doing the hip hop booty shake. there is a lot of topless bikini sights everywhere. whooaahh. miniskirts with no underwear. full on pussy views with clit piercings fully visible. a fully nude chick with only snickers seen at one point. 3 chicks kissing and rubbing each other and showing pussy in front of one of the bars. a gallery of 10 or so brasilians enjoying the show. we enter one of the bars on the left side of the street and i find one of the other jewels in vm. another 18yo this one a negrita with b cups and a nice small bunda.

i had to break my cherry in vm and wanted to give her a test ride so i went for the deed in the premises. wish i had brought in my own blanket. barely enough room for the bed, not a very clean blanket. i am having second thoughts, tijuana is high quality compared to this. but then i turn and look at ther cute face and smile and her spicy body. got to try everything once. glad i did, one of the best 30 minute fucks i ever had. such a tight body and such enthusiasm, she was sweet / naughty / loving all at once. she knew she was auditioning. excellent time.

vm st in premises ranged from 35r to 50r for 30 min.

vm lt your place (at least one would home no lt in those rooms yuk) ranged from 250 to 350 asking price. definetely negotiable and few worth that.

f you continue walking along the main road you will find some more normal looking bars at the very end of the street as well as a small restaurant or two. there are also a couple of places that have pool tables if you need a break from the action.

notably, there is also a place that is like a cheap terma with dark glass doors. i went in to see what was up, around 8-9pm. only 5 or 6 chicas, only one semi interesting but already busy, there is a dance area were some of the girls played at doing pole dancing for some locals. definitely lower tier terma and not quite sure why anyone would want to go there with the ton of termas in downtown near to each other thus enhancing your selection. but i guess if you are in the mood is right there.

but to me vm is more the serious discoverer in all of us as well as the bargain hunter and the one who loves the search and finding the diamond in the rough. you may toil long hours and come up with nothing but boy you may just hit the lottery.

i went three times. and i strongly suspect that your selection will vary widely depending on the day of the week or the time of the day. in fact, i would bet that going earlier afternoon or early eve on a week day may result in higher chances of finding cuties. some of them who may be telling family they have a regular day job or stopping by for extra monies after a regular day shift or as is rumored even prior to going to work in a more traditional terma where the amount of chicas with better looks may result in less income potential. sort of covering the bases to make sure they have at least a little money to show for the day.

never in a million years would i consider eating in this area. and i do take risks eating. but did not fancy having gi issues with no bathrooms around!

returning to centro or copa was easy enough as there are always taxis going in and out and driving at the end of the street as well. just make sure the meter is used.

my buddy had 8 trips to rio under his belt and had never been there. he was glad he finally went and kept on thanking me for taking him along. it was a different experience altogether for him. i would recommend checking it out. it certainly was not as sketchy as one would guess and while you may not find anything that appeals to you it will certainly provided you with some laughs and stories to tell!

now my question is: ac done, pattaya done, nana done, tijuana done, dolly done, vm done, gaylang done, mayorista done, santa fe done. what other famous or big brothel areas are out there that one should visit? anyone has a recommendation?great report, thanks. question: where are these? ac, nana, dolly, gaylang, mayorista and santa fe? i only heard about tijuana and pattaya, and been to vm once.

Papi Muy Rico
04-05-14, 21:30
Someone a few posts back (I can't find it now) lamented about Rio being expensive, with $2000 plane tickets. I thought he was exaggerating, but he is not. I have wanted to go to Rio for a long time now, and was planning a trip at the end of April, but most round trip tickets to Rio start at about $1500. If you tack on the $300 visa fee, that's sky high.

I remember researching a Rio trip this time last year, and tickets were about $900-1000. Tickets to Germany are only about $1200, and that's much farther. What happened?NY-Rio is $900 right now. I have never seen $2000 for a US-Brazil ticket. I always buy from www.brazilianexpress.com Located in NY, the best prices for Brasil tickets, they are in NY. They get wholesale prices for US-Brasil from all airlines that travel to Brasil.

WittyWoo
04-05-14, 21:34
Great report, thanks. Question: Where are these? AC, Nana, Dolly, Gaylang, Mayorista and Santa Fe? I only heard about Tijuana and Pattaya, and been to VM once.I believe AC is Angeles City, Philippines and Nana is Soi Nana in Bangkok, Thailand.

Papi Muy Rico
04-05-14, 22:35
As usual very useful info.

I have a question for you given your invaluable experience.

I had also been, from time to time, in search of prives mainly in Manaus.

They usually open and close a dozen a day. Sometimes I have been given the wrong information and knocked on doors and found out that the place is no longer a prive but a family residence. What an embarrasment! I can't tell you how many shades of red my face shows. And always I can't find a good excuse about why the hell a gringo is looking for 19 why. O Fabiana who is supposed to be working at that precise address.

I can infer that this situation has happened to you hundreds of times.

Can you tell what is your favorite excuse to give the resident who opens the door?

All I can do is stuttering, and leave right away!

Papi Muy Rico
04-05-14, 22:45
Your posts were informative and useful up until you decided to shill for Manu, dedicating 8 posts in a row to how great she was. Nobody wants shill posts cluttering up the forum. There was no hostility on my part and no posts reported until your snide fuck you, watch me do it again post "Yep! We're having a good laugh at you now between orgasms. Tell you what. Pm me and I will have manu showered up and over to hotel panda, where we made this pic, for you in 30 minutes from our love shack. Until then I will keep them warm and properly stimulated."I don't see anything wrong about his posts. I think they are great and also is a stimulating reading that makes me hard. Just to think about banging Manu. Is this not the purpose of this site? Leave him in peace.

Sperto
04-05-14, 23:31
As usual very useful info.

I have a question for you given your invaluable experience.

I had also been, from time to time, in search of prives mainly in Manaus.

They usually open and close a dozen a day. Sometimes I have been given the wrong information and knocked on doors and found out that the place is no longer a prive but a family residence. What an embarrasment! I can't tell you how many shades of red my face shows. And always I can't find a good excuse about why the hell a gringo is looking for 19 why. O Fabiana who is supposed to be working at that precise address.

I can infer that this situation has happened to you hundreds of times.

Can you tell what is your favorite excuse to give the resident who opens the door?

All I can do is stuttering, and leave right away!I don't have a standard answer. I might say I was looking for a consulate, some kind of repairshop or just invent a name of the person I was looking for. It's not so much about what you say, it's more about how you say it.

Papi Muy Rico
04-05-14, 23:50
I have wanted to visit Rio for years and have finally arranged a quick trip! Going to be there first week of May for a week. 5 days in Rio. 2 days in Iguazu. Been reading the forum for a while, and am going to continue to read more. A quick question though:

I have an 8 hour layover when I arrive at GIG, before I catch an immediate flight to Iguazu. Then I come back to Rio for the rest of the week.

8 hours is a long time, and I heard that GIG airport is a dump. Anything close by? Is it easy to catch a bus or taxi into Centro and hang out at a Terma for a few hours? I am assuming that it is something like an FKK, so I can shower, sauna, nap, and have some "fun." Is this doable?

Secondly, are all hotels in Rio girl friendly? I was thinking of staying near Arporador point. I like to surf.

Dude, I am giddy like Al Bundy won a door prize! Tee hee!There is a executive bus connecting the Galeao (international) airport to the Santos Dumont airport (domestic airport) and Zona Sul (tourist zone) , every 30 minutes or so. Pretty cheap, like $4-5 one-way trip. The company is Empresa Real, nice buses with AC.

www.realautoonibus.com.br

The bus company is easy to find, veryone knows where the buses stop.

Your plan:

Take the bus, get out either at the Novo Rio Rodoviaria (Long haul bus Station) or Santos Dumont airport in Centro (downtown) or Avenida Rio Branco also in downtown, then get a taxi to 4X4 which is in Centro as well. Take a taxi even if it is very near.

Go have a fuck, refresh your self and take a cab to the Santos Dumont Centro airport where you can get the Empresa Real bus back to Galeao airport.

Tips:

LuggaGE: LEAVE ALL your luggage at the airport in a locker, I'd also leave most of my money there. You don't want to get robbed in the bus or in the Terma with all your trip money on you. Use a money belt for your important documents.

Time: I'll take about 30 minutes to get to Centro. 45 minutes if rush hour. The same going back to the airport. You should have plenty of time to get laid, get drunk, get comfy, get ready ang go back to the airport.

By the way Al Bundy is my all-time favorite TV character!

Ida

Aeroporto Internacional
Avenida Vinte de Janeiro
Estrada do Galeão
Linha Vermelha
Rua Campo de São Cristóvão
Rua Santos Lima
Av. Brasil
Av. Francisco Bicalho
Rua Comandante Garcia Pires
Rua Santo Cristo
Praça do Santo Cristo
Rua da América
Rua Barão da Gamboa
Rua da Gamboa
Rua Pedro Ernesto
Praça Coronel Assunção (Pça da Harmonia)
Rua Sacadura Cabral
Praça Mauá
Rua Acre
Rua Uruguaiana
Av. Presidente Vargas (Pista Lateral)
Av. Rio Branco → BRS 3
Av. Beira Mar
Trevo dos Estudantes
Praça Senador Salgado Filho
Aeroporto Santos Dumont

Aeroporto Santos Dumont
Av. General Justo
Av. Alfredo Agache
Mergulhão da Praça XV
Rua Visconde de Itaboraí
Praça Barão de Ladário
Rua Visconde de Inhaúma
Av. Rio Branco → BRS 3
Praça Mauá
Av. Rodrigues Alves
Av Binário do Porto
Via Trilhos
R Gen. Luiz Mendes de Morais
Linha Vermelha
Estrada do Galeão
Av. Vinte de Janeiro
Aeroporto Internacional do RJ

Manny51
04-06-14, 00:44
Wow! Thanks for the great and detailed advice!

Just a couple of questions.

1. Are the airport lockers safe? I was just going to check my luggage in. Are there lockers at the termas, and are they secure?

2. Of the three stops that you gave me to get off the bus to catch a cab, which do you recommend? Which is closest?

3. Upon returning to the airport, how much time will I need to get back in past security, assuming that I have my boarding pass already.

Thanks in advance Rico!

LekkiDave
04-06-14, 01:21
Just had an excellent session with Lana in MC. She is real hot and I will advise anyone around to take her. She will be there on Monday as I understand that MC is closed tomorrow. She was very enthusiastic about Greek. And gave me a wonderful experience. She have natural firm boobs and very curvy bunds. She finished CIM! Sorry, no pics.

RockTimes
04-06-14, 01:51
Wow! Thanks for the great and detailed advice!

Just a couple of questions.

1. Are the airport lockers safe? I was just going to check my luggage in. Are there lockers at the termas, and are they secure?

2. Of the three stops that you gave me to get off the bus to catch a cab, which do you recommend? Which is closest?

3. Upon returning to the airport, how much time will I need to get back in past security, assuming that I have my boarding pass already.

Thanks in advance Rico!I would stop at the corner of Rio Branco and Presidente Vargas.

If daytime, you can walk to 4X4, number 44 Rua Buenos Aires. It opens at 200PM till midnite but girls arrive in droves after 400pm. You can still grab a few girls before departure.

Use a GPS.

Your flight is domestic, beware GIG has 2 terminal, make sure you get to the right terminal, I would arrive at least 1 hour before domestic flight.

The luggage consign I know is at the terminal 2, very secure, costs 15 reais for 24 hour rent.

Your stop is too brief for more fun, I would suggest you do Rio on the way back, more time, more fun, don't let rush destroys it. Beware, Rio is the relaxing capital of the world.

Welcome to Rio.

Tiradentes
04-06-14, 01:56
Great report, thanks. Question: Where are these? AC, Nana, Dolly, Gaylang, Mayorista and Santa Fe? I only heard about Tijuana and Pattaya, and been to VM once.AC = Angeles City, Philippines.

Nana= Nana Plaza, Bangkok, Thailand.

To the OP, Rio 'died' in the mid 2000's. AC, Nana are still alive and kicking in comparison.

Papi Muy Rico
04-07-14, 22:29
Wow! Thanks for the great and detailed advice!

Just a couple of questions.

1. Are the airport lockers safe? I was just going to check my luggage in. Are there lockers at the termas, and are they secure?

2. Of the three stops that you gave me to get off the bus to catch a cab, which do you recommend? Which is closest?

3. Upon returning to the airport, how much time will I need to get back in past security, assuming that I have my boarding pass already.

Thanks in advance Rico!1. Try to check in, if not then the lockers are safe. DO NOT TAKE YOU LUGGAGE TO THE TERMA!

2. The one RockTime said is good, but get a taxi since you are not familiar with the area, the driver will now where is Rua Buenos Aires 44.

3. The recommended time for domestic flight is 1 hour. I'd leave the terma 2 hours before your flight.

Manny51
04-07-14, 22:36
I would stop at the corner of Rio Branco and Presidente Vargas.

If daytime, you can walk to 4X4, number 44 Rua Buenos Aires. It opens at 200PM till midnite but girls arrive in droves after 400pm. You can still grab a few girls before departure.

Use a GPS.

Your flight is domestic, beware GIG has 2 terminal, make sure you get to the right terminal, I would arrive at least 1 hour before domestic flight.

The luggage consign I know is at the terminal 2, very secure, costs 15 reais for 24 hour rent.

Your stop is too brief for more fun, I would suggest you do Rio on the way back, more time, more fun, don't let rush destroys it. Beware, Rio is the relaxing capital of the world.

Welcome to Rio.Thanks for the feedback RockTimes!

Hmm, to make it back for a 5:30 flight, I would have to leave the terma by abour 2:30 to be safe. I didn't think to check the opening times of the termas. I just assumed that they were like FKK's, and opened at about 11 am. Anything in Centro open a little earlier? The only other thing I would think of is Bel Prazer or another massage place, but that doesn't seem like the type of place that I can "hang out" in for an extended period of time.

Thanks!

RockTimes
04-08-14, 02:09
thanks for the feedback rocktimes!

hmm, to make it back for a 5:30 flight, i would have to leave the terma by abour 2:30 to be safe. i didn't think to check the opening times of the termas. i just assumed that they were like fkk's, and opened at about 11 am. anything in centro open a little earlier? the only other thing i would think of is bel prazer or another massage place, but that doesn't seem like the type of place that i can "hang out" in for an extended period of time.

thanks!termas in centro do not open on saturday and sunday. i doubt any open before 200pm. and if it does, very few girls to choose from. i am not an expert in other options.

to get back to airport, i would recommend the taxi since traffic is very bad for bus to sneak through, especially on bus route. the bus stop is at praca pios x, walkable, but in reality, bus usually speeds thru unless some one wants to descend. welcome to brazil! the other option is to walk or take short taxi, to airport santos dumont about 2 miles away and board the bus there because the bus terminal is there, the number bus is 2145. taxi, with good traffic takes 30 minutes at most to galeon international.

Manny51
04-08-14, 15:55
AC = Angeles City, Philippines.

Nana= Nana Plaza, Bangkok, Thailand.

To the OP, Rio 'died' in the mid 2000's. AC, Nana are still alive and kicking in comparison.I found Nana to be a little creepy, like a futuristic denizen of ill-repute from "Blade Runner." Soi Cowboy is a more fun environment.

Manny51
04-08-14, 15:58
termas in centro do not open on saturday and sunday. i doubt any open before 200pm. and if it does, very few girls to choose from. i am not an expert in other options.

to get back to airport, i would recommend the taxi since traffic is very bad for bus to sneak through, especially on bus route. the bus stop is at praca pios x, walkable, but in reality, bus usually speeds thru unless some one wants to descend. welcome to brazil! the other option is to walk or take short taxi, to airport santos dumont about 2 miles away and board the bus there because the bus terminal is there, the number bus is 2145. taxi, with good traffic takes 30 minutes at most to galeon international.if it makes a difference, i arrive on a monday. but thanks for the tip. i'll check the websites for opening times. maybe the boards would like a report about what they are like early in the day. i'll have nothing to do anyway. too short a time to do anything else except eat.

FuckAfMedDig
04-09-14, 21:02
If it makes a difference, I arrive on a Monday. But thanks for the tip. I'll check the websites for opening times. Maybe the boards would like a report about what they are like early in the day. I'll have nothing to do anyway. Too short a time to do anything else except eat.Termas in Centro are open saturdays but only a select, dirty, raunchy. 3rd tier ones like Florida and America-normally 10pm onwards-fee to take gdps out of the casa is normally 100 Rheias roughly.

Mainstream Termas like 4 x 4, MC, Centaurus, T65 etc are totally dead untill 430/5pm-don't bother.

Remember most people get off work at 5pm hence the 430pm shift start for most chicas.

The average joe Brazil going to nasty-ass venues like 119, 502, T31 etc also get off work like 5 ND MAKE A BEE-LINE to these spots before going home to wifey-"oi gata there was so much traffic today!"kkkkkk

Sperto
04-10-14, 05:04
Termas in Centro are open saturdays but only a select, dirty, raunchy. 3rd tier ones like Florida and America-normally 10pm onwards-fee to take gdps out of the casa is normally 100 Rheias roughly.Termas America? Is that a new termas?

FuckAfMedDig
04-10-14, 08:55
Termas America? Is that a new termas?I wouldn't disrespect other termas by calling it that but then again 119 is a terma but a nasty one. No its not new-more of a boate with take-away close to Florida.

Java Man
04-10-14, 20:36
See my post in the crime and safety thread.

Mongmann
04-11-14, 04:43
See my post in the crime and safety thread.I suggest everyone keep multiple cards with them. Have one dedicated to emergencies. Don't use it at all. It's only use should be in emergency. Personally I very rarely use cards in Brazil accept at ATMs. I have a check card dedicated to international travel. The card is not linked to my other accounts with the same bank. I only keep about 20 bucks in the account. If and when I need cash I transfer the amount I need into that account. I then go immediately to the ATM and take the money out. That way if it's cloned the most they can get is $20 and my bank will most likely notify me of fraud. I never use any of my other check cards in Brazil and like I said I keep at least one credit card on me as well for an emergency.

FuckAfMedDig
04-11-14, 08:54
I suggest everyone keep multiple cards with them. Have one dedicated to emergencies. Don't use it at all. It's only use should be in emergency. Personally I very rarely use cards in Brazil accept at ATMs. I have a check card dedicated to international travel. The card is not linked to my other accounts with the same bank. I only keep about 20 bucks in the account. If and when I need cash I transfer the amount I need into that account. I then go immediately to the ATM and take the money out. That way if it's cloned the most they can get is $20 and my bank will most likely notify me of fraud. I never use any of my other check cards in Brazil and like I said I keep at least one credit card on me as well for an emergency.Thats good advice!

I personally take cash with me and put it in electronic safe and bring out what I feel I need and have credit cards and debit cards in safe as back up.

Better to lose a days worth of cash rather than the cloning scenario!

Exec Talent
04-11-14, 10:46
Thats good advice!

I personally take cash with me and put it in electronic safe and bring out what I feel I need and have credit cards and debit cards in safe as back up.

Better to lose a days worth of cash rather than the cloning scenario!Actually no. I have had cards cloned several times and have not lost one centavo.

Tonyels
04-11-14, 15:22
After spending a few hours one afternoon, I can confirm the following are open:

Building 156.

3320

1836.

837.

1323.

1932.

2622.

1328.

Building 185.

2114

2104.

1923.

725.

718.

1708.

1327.

1401

Sperto
04-11-14, 16:54
After spending a few hours one afternoon, I can confirm the following are open:

Building 156.

3320

1836.

837.

1323.

1932.

2622.

1328.

Building 185.

2114

2104.

1923.

725.

718.

1708.

1327.

1401How rare that somebody cares to share some really valuable information. Thanks, Tonyels.

Very interesting. Two salas on RB 156 I didn't know about and one sala on RB 185.

Have fun in Rio.

FuckAfMedDig
04-12-14, 00:10
Actually no. I have had cards cloned several times and have not lost one centavo.Thats good-I've never had any problems in Rio at any time day or night with that.

Mind you I'm 6 ft 6 and a kick-boxer for many years so not afraid of anyone and will beat the shit out of anyone trying anything with me regardless of country.

RockTimes
04-12-14, 02:58
Thats good-I've never had any problems in Rio at any time day or night with that.

Mind you I'm 6 ft 6 and a kick-boxer for many years so not afraid of anyone and will beat the shit out of anyone trying anything with me regardless of country.Be careful, they are coming at you in droves and gang you up, I know a US Army linebacker type, get stabbed on the back with a kitchen knife from resisting after being beaten by 6 big black burly brazilians, they are also experts in Brazilian JuJitsu.

Sperto
04-12-14, 06:56
Thats good-I've never had any problems in Rio at any time day or night with that.

Mind you I'm 6 ft 6 and a kick-boxer for many years so not afraid of anyone and will beat the shit out of anyone trying anything with me regardless of country.The criminals in Rio have this special rule, never to clone cards of gringos taller than 6 ft 2 in. ;)

Brother P
04-12-14, 07:10
Thats good-I've never had any problems in Rio at any time day or night with that.

Mind you I'm 6 ft 6 and a kick-boxer for many years so not afraid of anyone and will beat the shit out of anyone trying anything with me regardless of country.That might explain why you've been problemless! Lmao!

Brother P
04-12-14, 07:13
Actually no. I have had cards cloned several times and have not lost one centavo.Did the bank riemburse you or what? Glad you didn't lose anything!

FuckAfMedDig
04-12-14, 13:53
Hi again,

So last night I was at 4x4. Saying the last post showing up too late would be a major understatement! I guess it was something to be experienced. Got there by taxi around 10 PM and the alley was positively alive. The streets were radically different from Zona Sul; I would say "typical large South American city" look. As most of Rio, it doesn't look very safe. Especially at night.

I got in and went through the usual termas preparation. The prices were much more agreeable than MC. While. 4x4 is much bigger than any other termas, it is cramped and very easy to get lost in. Unsure where to go next, I stumbled upon the smoking room and there were not many girls and punters. Most punters were Brazillians and I spotted some French ones a bit later. Ordered myself a beer and sat down. With this as my first impression of 4x4 I was confused as to where all the "gangsta" girls were. The girls there were slim and pretty natural. One of the girls came to greet me. Her Ingles was OK. I apologise for not remembering her name; it was very difficult to pronounce, starting with "T". And she was probably the most distinctive girl there, being petite natural with cute face, fiery red hair (probably dyed, but it suited her) , and pale porcelain skin. I got her to show me around, and soon enough we were dancing in the main boate. This place is properly packed and the girls definitely had the "gangsta" look. I urged her to dance at the pole but she was too shy. She wanted us to go back to the smoking boate but I had other ideas.

I opted for the 1-hour session as the price differences were minimal. The room would be kindly describe as shabby, good thing that it had a shower. The bad thing was that aside from the bed and the shower, the rest of the room looked as if it hadn't been cleaned properly in years and you see dark grime everywhere. The room at MC was smaller but much much cleaner. So we had a shared shower and extended foreplay. Time seemed to slip by. She was skilled at rimming and prostate massage, which I didn't expect from a termas girl. The combination of that brought me to an explosive end which she drank it all greedily. We laid on the bed until the violent knocks on the door which pronounced that we have overrun the clock for some time. We kissed goodbye and she told me "I love you". Whatever that means. Another great night of punting.

I agree with Exec Talent, for punters new to Brazillian GDPs, please prepare your heart. They are really taxing on the body and mind!

I'll write more analysis as a new punter in Rio.

WittyWooOr try Florida Bar for some low-down dirty, cheap raunchy fun-praca maua centro-opens 10pm-laaaate. Bang away or take away cheap as chips

Exec Talent
04-12-14, 20:32
Did the bank riemburse you or what? Glad you didn't lose anything!Previously I was the one to spot the fraudulent charges but the last two times AMEX and VISA was on top of it and notified me of the questionable charges. If there are fraudulent charges they will ask you to identify the last charges which are yours. They then immediately credit the other charges back pending an investigation. They also immediately cancel the card and overnight (including to Brazil) you another one. Since I always have at least one other credit card with me, it is annoying and inconvenient but certainly could be a lot worse. All credit card companies have numbers on the back of the card which you can call collect from outside the US. From Skype. 800 number calls are free so that is usually how I call.

I know some of these non-sexual activity reports are boring for some people but many times for me they have proven the most valuable information I have garnered off the forum. I already know about tab A slot B and don't need graphic descriptions.

FuckAfMedDig
04-13-14, 14:36
Be careful, they are coming at you in droves and gang you up, I know a US Army linebacker type, get stabbed on the back with a kitchen knife from resisting after being beaten by 6 big black burly brazilians, they are also experts in Brazilian JuJitsu.Very true Rock and thanks for the heads up.

A crackhead type who was intimidating alot of people down the road from 4 x 4 about 6pm when they know people come from work wanted to get into it with me-

Unfortunate timing as I was heading for 4 x 4.

It was also unfortunate timing for him but fortunate timing for his dentist as he'll have a serious job on his hands. Nobody helped him up lets put it like that.

Second episode was more like what you warned of-I was on my way to MV30 about 9pm and that little road is v dark and not lit at all and 4 dudes decided to throw a bottle after me which smashed against the wall next to my head.

I weighed up my possibilities in my head and kept walking while checking I wasnt cut and went into mv30.

I could have gotten into it but would have been hurt for sure as they werent teenagers, might have been armed in which case you still get sliced when blocking and allthough I would have dished out some punishment too-I was not in the mood for a possible stabwound-bangin away in mv30 while the mattress was red! LOL.

On Avenida Atlantica a fat german tourist I had warned to speak politely to beach vendors to earlier at Posto 3 when rejecting them, got stabbed by one of them late at night-I recognized his face as he was laying on the stretcher-it was 3am-he was in a bad way.

Moral: be polite but firm-not an asshole from overseas.

PatmarBeleza1
04-14-14, 15:09
Go to uruguiana metro, buy a vasco camisa. Wear it everywhere except high security areas, ie lobby of a 5 star hotel; put the vasco in your pack, and be ready to put it on anytime (eg, I did in an unplanned nightime trip to city fo god favela, or anywhere at night, especially in zona norte)

Put surigcal gloves in your pockets at all times;

always carry a tampon an electrical tape (sticks to itself) in your pack; learn to dress a gunshot or stab wound, including on yourself

Carry a cell phone at all times; if a criminal comes at you take his picture; be prepared to call police (190, or get officer of day of local mil pol battalion)

Be prepared to swim near water; wear goggles around your neck, and put your wallet in your surgical gloves, learn some basic swim strokes.

Make real friends.

tip everyone, especially the lowest class people (maids who watch your shit in the roparia at the luv motels) a little, always.

Stay away from gringo areas (copa, ipanema)

Fighting in a country where the 3 F's are the national culture (fighting fucking futbol) is even dumber than fighting in any foreign country as a rule

Sperto
04-14-14, 17:49
After spending a few hours one afternoon, I can confirm the following are open.Tonyels, it would be great to read more of your reports from the privées in centro. It seems like you are the only poster who are actually in Rio right now.

Jackson created threads like "Rio de Janeiro. Crime & Safety" and "Real vs Dollar and other currency issues". How about posting in the right thread?

P. S Patmar, you better change the Vasco shirt to a Flamengo shirt.

Nimpus
04-15-14, 00:07
You damn right sperto.

Wear a vasco shirt. What a fucking bad idea

Nimpus
04-15-14, 00:09
Working actually in MC terma

Jan 156
04-15-14, 00:53
You damn right sperto.

Wear a vasco shirt. What a fucking bad ideaHehe. Well patmar goes ott occasionally and if it works for him fine. He's supported wearing a Vasco shirt several times on the basis of supporting the GDPs' northern homeland and also on the basis that the girls from the north (especially mad ones) become hot GDPs, and that flamengo supporters from Rio Sul only become GDPs if they're ugly. A bit of a generalisation but there's probably something in it. Yet in terms of personal security it sounds a pretty dumb idea (but I guess not everyone carries tampons for bullet wounds either eh?) Personally I mostly like to keep my uruguiana futebol shirts a bit less in-your-face. Patmar, as a carioca, can probably get away with a some things that non-cariocas would be a bit mad to try.

Mangera
04-15-14, 13:16
Working actually in MC termaShe was working at 4 x 4 last year. She also dances for Funk Bands on stage and sometimes tour. That particular picture is from her facebook account. She works out hard.

Bravo
04-15-14, 17:55
She was working at 4 x 4 last year. She also dances for Funk Bands on stage and sometimes tour. That particular picture is from her facebook account. She works out hard.Who is she?

Mangera
04-15-14, 21:48
Who is she?She works at Monte C.

Safado69
04-15-14, 23:33
She works at Monte C.She was at 4x4 last year as Mangera stated. Rumor has it she was fired for stealing iphones from the other girls caught on camera so if you decide on take-out keep your guard up. One of my MC girl friends likes her, is good friends with her and tried to convince me to session or hang out later. I just felt she looks a bit out of place at MC with the huge tatts and the metacryl bunda. IMO she also has a really deep voice.

I'm sure she is awesome bc the MC girl friend told me she is great in the sack, however I was on a sem silicone phase and only 100% natural!

Regards

Tonyels
04-15-14, 23:35
Sperto,

Here are all my notes on Rio Branco:

Building 156.

3320. All the girls are now wearing nice form fitting tight white yoga pants which provide a great view. I have sessioned here every year year and its been one of the most consistently good prives in terms of talent and attitude. Upon entering, if you go left of reception and to the last room there is now a shower (no shower in that room last year.) If you hang a right at reception, you will now hang another right and wait for girls to introduce themselves. As you know, this is where the girls used to wait. The girls are now in the room directly ahead that I call the wood panel room. It was about R$120ish for 40 minutes.

1836. Opens at 10 and girls don't show up until around 11ish. First time I went by there was a group of 5 guys waiting outside the door. Second time on another day, all the girls were occupied. Third time on another day, it was too early 10am.

837. Very nice. Good attitudes all around.

1323. Massage with complementos. Very high end looking facility and clean compared to other places.

1932. Rough.

1328. Sessioned here. Decent talent. If I remember correctly it was R$140 for an hour.

2622. No answer.

Building 185.

2114. Bel Prazer. Many girls introduced themselves. I lost count at around 10. Lots of great talent. Like 3320, this should be the first place you visit in the whole building before going to the other salas.

2104. Very good. Massage with complementos. R$110 for massage and hand release. R$170 for a homerun. Nice talent.

725. Noisy. I remember a couple fucking pretty loudly when I was there. The individual cabines don't have their partition walls reach the ceiling.

718- Sketchy. Need to come back.

1327. Just bad overall. Might be better on another day.

1401. Bad. I couldn't see the girls very good since they kept the place really dark. Probably because they were ugly.

1923. No answer.

1708. No answer.

1303. No answer.

729. Credit card sign on the door. No answer.

FunGuyVa
04-16-14, 04:47
I am in Ipanema for a few days but don't have a place where I can bring girls (traveling with a few people in a group). Any recommendations on where to find girls in Ipanema / Leblon area? What to expect? How much? Things I should be worried about? How to enter a place when I don't speak Portuguese?

Also do you know anyone in Rio who organizes sex parties etc?

Sperto
04-16-14, 05:39
Sperto,

Here are all my notes on Rio Branco:..
Thank you, Tonyels. Very interesting. I agree with your notes.
There are a couple of salas I need to visit.

Those two buildings are filled of fun. Elevator to the top floor and then work my way down using the stairs, sorting out where the gems work.

Jan 156
04-16-14, 14:13
Great stuff Tonyels. Your concise yet informative listing will be much appreciated.

Thank you.

Sperto
04-16-14, 14:14
I am in Ipanema for a few days but don't have a place where I can bring girls (traveling with a few people in a group). Any recommendations on where to find girls in Ipanema / Leblon area? What to expect? How much? Things I should be worried about? How to enter a place when I don't speak Portuguese?
Also do you know anyone in Rio who organizes sex parties etc?
I assume you're looking for pro's as you ask how much. No special place in Ipanema or Leblon with GPs, except Termas Centaurus. I think you would be better off heading to Copacabana instead, Balcony or Monte Carlo. Bring the girl to a motel.
I see no reason that you should be worried.
How to enter a place when you don't speak portuguese? If you pass the language-exam they might let you in at the front door.

PatmarBeleza1
04-16-14, 15:44
If 200 16-20 year old kids swarm copa beach with box cutter knives to rob gringos those kids are vasco, they have taken the metro from zona norte; they are the same population that beat down the opposing futbol club when vasco went to division 2 in defeat; vasco is the lowest social I'd of the 4 Rio soccer clubs, and the most likely to be encountered in the worst areas, zona norte, and in favelas like city of god.

Plus, mais linda gatas Rio sou vascainas.

And, with a straight face, you can say, vasco was a gringo.

Flamengo is easy. Vasco takes some effort

any of the rio futbol club shirts is better than a american or european brand polo shirt. for 30r at uruguiana station mercado popular, you get: good directions on buses at 23h, out in meier, and in city of god; you get free pass on buses because the drivers and toll takers are vasco; etc. pays for itself and dividends within days.

extra credit:

aline at onix, the former natasha at annes, our favorite prive girl, has a red maltese cross tatoo on her right shoulder. that is the symbol of which futbol club?

manu, the top girl at bel prazer, the top prive, is which futbol club?

all the girls in faceclub are which futbol club?

the sisters of the lads who beat down the other team when vasco lost to go to division 2 are the best GDPs in rio, including many if not most of the top terma girls... girls from zona norte who commute into the termas in zona sul

FuckAfMedDig
04-16-14, 16:48
If 200 16-20 year old kids swarm copa beach with box cutter knives to rob gringos those kids are vasco, they have taken the metro from zona norte; they are the same population that beat down the opposing futbol club when vasco went to division 2 in defeat; vasco is the lowest social I'd of the 4 Rio soccer clubs, and the most likely to be encountered in the worst areas, zona norte, and in favelas like city of god.

Plus, mais linda gatas Rio sou vascainas.

And, with a straight face, you can say, vasco was a gringo.

Flamengo is easy. Vasco takes some effort.

Any of the Rio futbol club shirts is better than a american or european brand polo shirt. For 30r at uruguiana station mercado popular, you get: good directions on buses at 23h, out in meier, and in city of god; you get free pass on buses because the drivers and toll takers are vasco; etc. Pays for itself and dividends within days.

Extra credit:

Aline at onix, the former natasha at annes, our favorite prive girl, has a red maltese cross tatoo on her right shoulder. That is the symbol of which futbol club?

Manu, the top girl at bel prazer, the top prive, is which futbol club?

All the girls in faceclub are which futbol club?

The sisters of the lads who beat down the other team when vasco lost to go to division 2 are the best GDPs in Rio, including many if not most of the top terma girls. Girls from zona norte who commute into the termas in zona sulTrue to a large degree except most people in Sao Gocalo and those places oddly enough are Flamengo-also many GDPs from Niteroi are Fluminense-

Most follow a team because a player is sexy or their family does-they know zero about futbol! LOL.

Vasco will always get you a little cheap street cred allthough if you open your mouth as a gringo and know nothing of Vasco.

Tonyels
04-16-14, 17:46
I've never seen many report of what I'm about to report on so hopefully this will benefit someone.

After several years and many visits to various termas, I've only had one bad session and that happened on my virgin Rio mongering trip many years ago.

Just last week I was at one of my favorite termas. After talking to several girls, I invited one named Valentina to sit down. I usually take this time to feel the girl out and get a sense of whether we'll have a good time in the cabine. We talk and chat about various things which eventually leads to kissing. The only problem was there was no tongue. I called her out on it and then we begin kissing more deeply. After getting a good feeling about her and confirming "chupa sem" and fotos we head upstairs.

That's when it all went downhill. First we got the pictures out of the way. Then, it was like she became a totally different person all together. The kisses were closed mouth, she took her time disrobing and then asked for a massage! Being a nice guy, I appeased her and gave her the massage. We kissed a little (no tongue) then I asked her to suck me. She reached for a condom! We spoke about about it a little and all I got were excuses.

Immediately I put on my robe and went straight to reception to explain the situation. They asked a few times how long I was in the room which was between 5 and 10 minutes. Then they called a manager. The manager came and I explained it all over again. The manager said, no problem, don't have to pay for that session, go back and find another girl.

Fast forward a little later and I was about to take the second girl to the cabine. The funny thing that happened was that Valentina came up to me and demanded that I delete the photos of her. In fact, I had already moved the photos and deleted them earlier and showed her the phone didn't have her pictures. As the second girl and I head upstairs, she said very loudly so Valentina could hear that I wouldn't need to delete any pictures that I would eventually take of her. The session with her was mindblowing.

So if any of you guys meet similar two faced girls who promise one thing and deliver another, leave immediately and speak to reception / management.

Sperto
04-16-14, 18:21
So if any of you guys meet similar two faced girls who promise one thing and deliver another, leave immediately and speak to reception / management.I only had that problem once, in February at Massagem Tijuca. Me and the girl were naked on the bed. When she was about to suck she took out a condom and said she never do BBBJ. I didn't argue, just dressed quickly and left. I got a refund at the reception and went to another puteiro.

Java Man
04-16-14, 22:09
Print flyer and get 50% discount on cover, expires 4/15I received an email today. Solariums Promo has been extended and is good til 4/30/15.

Bravo
04-16-14, 23:17
Immediately I put on my robe and went straight to reception to explain the situation. They asked a few times how long I was in the room which was between 5 and 10 minutes. Then they called a manager. The manager came and I explained it all over again. The manager said, no problem, don't have to pay for that session, go back and find another girl. So if any of you guys meet similar two faced girls who promise one thing and deliver another, leave immediately and speak to reception / management.Great advice! I had a girl flake on me at 4x4. I specifically asked her if she was cool with pictures while we were in the boate. I took her and a regular upstairs. While I was taking pictures of my regular, the new chick grabbed a towel and while walking into the shower said "I don't allow naked pictures!" I walked up to the shower leaned over the glass door and asked her to repeat what she said. She told me a 2nd time she won't allow fotos. I told her when she got out the shower she could get dressed and leave because I was going to tell them to take her off my bill. As I was looking for my robe and slippers, she shot out of the shower and assured me that I must have understood her wrong and that she was willing to take as many pictures as I wanted. She even pleaded with the other girl to tell me that I misunderstood her! LOL! (Turned out to be a great session with both of them)

I am assuming that management at 4X4 does not tolerate complaints about their girls. If too many giys have issues with the same girl, she gets the boot.

Tonyels
04-17-14, 00:33
I only had that problem once, in February at Massagem Tijuca. Me and the girl were naked on the bed. When she was about to suck she took out a condom and said she never do BBBJ. I didn't argue, just dressed quickly and left. I got a refund at the reception and went to another puteiro.Very useful info. I have been taking a chance and hope for chupa sem and have gotten lucky each time. One time a few years ago, girl took out the condom and I guess I got lucky when I said no to the condom and she then proceeded to suck without it. In the past I have asked girls during the intro if they "chup sem?"

How detailed were you at the reception?

Sperto
04-17-14, 05:18
How detailed were you at the reception?I just told the boss in the reception that I didn't want to session as the girl only gives CBJ. Me being an old customer she didn't argue with me. She just apologized and gave me the money back.

FuckAfMedDig
04-17-14, 10:39
I just told the boss in the reception that I didn't want to session as the girl only gives CBJ. Me being an old customer she didn't argue with me. She just apologized and gave me the money back.don't take no shit. Tell them you are friends with the manager upfront and that if she doesn't follow through in cabine on agreements you made in boate, she won't be paid and youll make sure to let all your friends know.

A mix-raced girl at 4 x 4 tried the old chupa com cami-I said hell no.

A black girl in MC was being tight with stuff as well-I let her know me and Ivan was peoples and voila.

I they do what they promise but perform badly thats unfortunately a subjective thing-I wish it wasnt! LOL.

I have had great sessions geralmente but you always get a few misses-even with girls who were crazy a year earlier that you now give a second chance to, sometimes

Don't deliver.

Daniela at Centaurus was insane the first time despite braces (or maybe because of-she tried extra hard).but second time she just didn't do it for me.

I've only been to Centaurus 3 times and 1 was a birthday dupla with an Alicia Keys but hotter looking girl and a tall Italian bem safad girl-was great-they had chemistry and french kissed each other while chupaing me sem cami-every man should try this before they die!

The image was classic and then I banged the italian from the back while playing with the other one.

Best dupla of my life.

I've had maybe 5 in Rio but others were just ok-it really depends on the chemistry and playfulness of the girls before in boate-I've got to really observe and not let the 10 Caipirinhas cloud my judgement!

Boa sorte!

Sperto
04-17-14, 11:52
don't take no shit. Tell them you are friends with the manager upfront and that if she doesn't follow through in cabine on agreements you made in boate, she won't be paid and youll make sure to let all your friends know.Actually I can only blame myself. I just about always ask the standard questions (do you do BBBJ etc) before I choose a girl. That time at Massagem Tijuca I didn't do it. Mostly because I never met a girl at Massagem Tijuca that didn't do BBBJ.

Of course I could have insisted om her making BBBJ, but even if she had agreed to it the session would have started bad and wouldn't be as good as I expect a R$100 to be. Thirty minutes after leaving Massagem Tijuca I was in another puteiro, in centro, and had a great R$50 session.

AltoBomGosto
04-17-14, 12:06
Actually I can only blame myself. I just about always ask the standard questions (do you do BBBJ etc) before I choose a girl. That time at Massagem Tijuca I didn't do it. Mostly because I never met a girl at Massagem Tijuca that didn't do BBBJ.

Of course I could have insisted om her making BBBJ, but even if she had agreed to it the session would have started bad and wouldn't be as good as I expect a R$100 to be. Thirty minutes after leaving Massagem Tijuca I was in another puteiro, in centro, and had a great R$50 session.Spero I always ask the girls if they do BBBJ / CIM and how much is tge extra fot this extra service before seasoning.

Tonyels
04-17-14, 14:31
Spero I always ask the girls if they do BBBJ / CIM and how much is tge extra fot this extra service before seasoning.I try to stay away from offering to pay for standard services that I personally feel should be included. If girls catch on that gringos are paying extra then it will become normal to ask or demand. Do you know if Brazilians pay or tip extra for these services? I've haven't seen any chatter about it on GPGUIA.

I had another great session with a girl in Building 156. After the 40 minute session, I shower and go back to the room. We must have hung out for another 15 minutes just talking. When I started to leave, she asked me to leave something for the "caixinha." Well this was a first for me. My first thought was that maybe some other monger had done this for her or she got the idea from another girl getting it. I said no because it would set a bad precedent for a future visit.

Tonyels
04-17-14, 14:40
I just told the boss in the reception that I didn't want to session as the girl only gives CBJ. Me being an old customer she didn't argue with me. She just apologized and gave me the money back.Being an old customer, knowing management / owners equates to a great amount of currency.

Recently I was at Centaurus. Beforing heading up, I saw that the owner was working the phone in the relax room. I made a point to talk to her for a bit as I have known her for many years. There was a little bit of a wait for the rooms since they were busy. When it came time to head upstairs, the girl said we were getting the suite and I wasn't going to pay extra since I was a friend of "N____a's"

Bravo
04-17-14, 18:13
I try to stay away from offering to pay for standard services that I personally feel should be included. If girls catch on that gringos are paying extra then it will become normal to ask or demand. Do you know if Brazilians pay or tip extra for these services? I've haven't seen any chatter about it on GPGUIA.

I had another great session with a girl in Building 156. After the 40 minute session, I shower and go back to the room. We must have hung out for another 15 minutes just talking. When I started to leave, she asked me to leave something for the "caixinha." Well this was a first for me. My first thought was that maybe some other monger had done this for her or she got the idea from another girl getting it. I said no because it would set a bad precedent for a future visit.Thank you very much! It drives me crazy when I see gringos giving tips or offering to pay more for something that the girls do for brasilian guys all the time! I always try to tell my fellow mongers,"Do you see the local guys giving out tips?" All it is takes is a couple of dumb ass gringos to start paying extra and then next thing you know, the girls will expect that all gringos will do it.

Thanks for saying "NO" and sticking to the deal the way it was supposed to be!

Xpartan
04-19-14, 02:04
Gents, does anyone know (or expect) that there are going to be ways to buy tickets on the spot in Rio? Of course, FIFA claims only their tickets are genuine, but it seems everyone and their mother sells them, albeit at a premium.

Unexpectedly was able to free up some time and snag a flight to Brazil during the World Cup, and now it seems crazy to fly to Brazil and not see the game. I'm not a huge fan, but I love a good game. Of course, there is nothing good left on FIFA by now, and other sources want around a grand or more. No, thanks!

Another option would be to take a couple of days and fly to Manaus or Natal, but I would love to go to Maracana.

Any Rio residents or people "in the know" care to comment on this?

NewToRio
04-19-14, 04:24
Hello to all!

I'm staying in a penthouse on Copa Beach with 8 of my friends, does anyone know of a good escort service that gives specials on 8 or more girls? Dark Mulato girls are the preference.

Sperto
04-19-14, 08:11
Gents, does anyone know (or expect) that there are going to be ways to buy tickets on the spot in Rio?If you buy tickets from a cambista just outside Maracana it will most likely be very expensive and risky. The ticket might be fake.

Xpartan
04-19-14, 20:54
If you buy tickets from a cambista just outside Maracana it will most likely be very expensive and risky. The ticket might be fake.That's why I'd like to try and find a trustworthy source. Also, when you say risky, is it fake-ticket risky or they-might-take-you-to-jail risky?

BigNit
04-20-14, 00:59
Anyone know if any termas are open On Easter Sunday? Receptionist at Monte Carlo said that they don't open Sundays which surprised me as the website indicates 16. 00-24. 00. Any other options?

Over the last few days have been to Balcony a couple of times and thought the quality was very low. Also went to Barbarella and the girls weren't great, the stage show sporadic and was quoted 500r. However Monte Carlo surpassed my expectations. Most of the girls were doable and there were a few gems.

Tiradentes
04-20-14, 05:53
Anyone know if any termas are open On Easter Sunday? .R you for real, bro? Brazil is the largest catholic country in the world. I suggest you buy a porn magazine and serve urself if you must.

I made the mistake of going to Rio 10 years ago during Easter. I remember being at Barbarela Thursday night and asking a woman if she want to spend Good Friday with me (since I realized everything wold be shut down the next couple of days). The woman looked at me and literally told me: "I don't fuck on Jesus day".

These people take religious holidays too seriously as they afraid something bad will happen to them.

Sperto
04-20-14, 06:51
That's why I'd like to try and find a trustworthy source. Also, when you say risky, is it fake-ticket risky or they-might-take-you-to-jail risky?Fake-ticket risky and mugging-risky. If scumbags see you negotiate with cambistas about a world cup ticket they'll understand that you're carrying lots of money. Also, what the cambistas do isn't legal.

Nimpus
04-21-14, 05:36
That's why I'd like to try and find a trustworthy source. Also, when you say risky, is it fake-ticket risky or they-might-take-you-to-jail risky?Man you just go on ebay you will get a ticket when and where you want.

Xpartan
04-21-14, 07:36
Man you just go on ebay you will get a ticket when and where you want.LOL, did you see the prices on Ebay?

Nimpus
04-21-14, 17:18
And what do you think? You will find low cost ticket on black market?

In 98 in france I found ticket on blackmarket for double of normal price in 2005 for ueaf final in paris price was 1500e for 1 ticket.

Man wake up, you live in another planet, better you go on beach maybe they will built a big screen for live broadcast, you get good vibes and for free.

Krishpad
04-21-14, 20:12
The last sales phase of ticketing is going on through it would be tough to find a ticket to Maracana. You should try forums like big soccer which has dedicated threads on extra tickets which some folks are holding and they want to sell at face value or little more. Maybe you can get lucky and find a ticket to Rio.

I myself have been lucky to get tickets to Maracana for 2 games directly from Fifa.


Gents, does anyone know (or expect) that there are going to be ways to buy tickets on the spot in Rio? Of course, FIFA claims only their tickets are genuine, but it seems everyone and their mother sells them, albeit at a premium.

Unexpectedly was able to free up some time and snag a flight to Brazil during the World Cup, and now it seems crazy to fly to Brazil and not see the game. I'm not a huge fan, but I love a good game. Of course, there is nothing good left on FIFA by now, and other sources want around a grand or more. No, thanks!

Another option would be to take a couple of days and fly to Manaus or Natal, but I would love to go to Maracana.

Any Rio residents or people "in the know" care to comment on this?

Jan 156
04-22-14, 03:52
Or if you don't get a ticket, make some friends with some cariocas. Most of them will be gathered around an enormous tv they've bought especially for the ocasion (Paulistanos even more, since they don't even have a beach to go to.)

Tonyels
04-22-14, 14:48
Internationalsexguide = internationalsoccerticketinfoguide

FLRoadWarrior
04-22-14, 23:30
Going back to Rio in May. Anyone have a updated price list on the major termas? Also any special coupons or specials. Will give a update when I return.

Thanks

Xpartan
04-24-14, 01:42
And what do you think? You will find low cost ticket on black market?

In 98 in france I found ticket on blackmarket for double of normal price in 2005 for ueaf final in paris price was 1500e for 1 ticket.

Man wake up, you live in another planet, better you go on beach maybe they will built a big screen for live broadcast, you get good vibes and for free.But I don't want to wake up. That's cruel. I love my little planet.

On a more serious note, I'm fine with double the price, but Ebay is more like quadrupling the price right now. And I'm looking for regular games, not the final.


The last sales phase of ticketing is going on through it would be tough to find a ticket to Maracana. You should try forums like big soccer which has dedicated threads on extra tickets which some folks are holding and they want to sell at face value or little more. Maybe you can get lucky and find a ticket to Rio.

I myself have been lucky to get tickets to Maracana for 2 games directly from Fifa.Thanks for the tip!


Internationalsexguide = internationalsoccerticketinfoguideAlright, carry on! .

Manny51
04-24-14, 01:47
Going back to Rio in May. Anyone have a updated price list on the major termas? Also any special coupons or specials. Will give a update when I return.

ThanksI second this question. I also will be heading out to Rio in two weeks, and was wondering if there were any price, or other updates to Bubba's guide.

Thanks in advance!

FuckAfMedDig
04-24-14, 02:33
I second this question. I also will be heading out to Rio in two weeks, and was wondering if there were any price, or other updates to Bubba's guide.

Thanks in advance!Its on as usual in Rio's termas. Sergio Cabral's got to get paid!

He doesn't play when it comes to his paper!

Tiradentes
04-24-14, 03:02
better you go on beach maybe they will built a big screen for live broadcast, you get good vibes and for free.Correction. A giant screen will be erected on the beach. As during the pasts Copas. It will be full of people (I am talking hundred of thousands of people) , especially when Brazil is playing.

Globo TV and Banderaintes TV also have small kioskes showing their live programming 24 hr on the beach. I remember watching Spain vs. France during the Euro cup 2 summers ago with bunch of Spaniards and Frenchmen. Although they will hissing each others during the game, they all hugged it out when the game was done (Spain beat France). Thats' why soccer or footbal is relevant around the world.

Jan 156
04-24-14, 04:05
Maybe Jackson would be ok with a separate thread for World Cup posts? Clearly a lot of people will want to post or ask questions about it and it would be helpful to have a separate areas rather than mixing it up with mongering (bearing in mind people will post about it anyway)

Torgoch
04-24-14, 06:54
I second this question. I also will be heading out to Rio in two weeks, and was wondering if there were any price, or other updates to Bubba's guide.

Thanks in advance!I session for an hour so I don't know the prices for shorter times.

MV30 = 35R entrance (couple of free drinks) .230R for 1 hr.

502 = 20R entrance (couple of free drinks) .180 for 1 hr.

4x4 = 50R entrance. 280 for 1 hr

Jimmy Boy 99
04-24-14, 13:35
I session for an hour so I don't know the prices for shorter times.

MV30 = 35R entrance (couple of free drinks).230R for 1 hr.

502 = 20R entrance (couple of free drinks).180 for 1 hr.

4x4 = 50R entrance. 280 for 1 hrUnless it's been discontinued, entrance at 4x4 is waived if you session before either 5PM or 6PM (I don't remember which).

Manny51
04-24-14, 15:16
I session for an hour so I don't know the prices for shorter times.

MV30 = 35R entrance (couple of free drinks).230R for 1 hr.

502 = 20R entrance (couple of free drinks).180 for 1 hr.

4x4 = 50R entrance. 280 for 1 hrThanks for the update!

How about Bel Prazer and Uomo?

Sperto
04-24-14, 17:01
Thanks for the update!

How about Bel Prazer and Uomo?Somebody hasn't done his homework. L'uomo is closed since many years. Bel Prazer is mentioned a lot if you bothers to rtff.

Manny51
04-24-14, 17:19
Somebody hasn't done his homework. L'uomo is closed since many years. Bel Prazer is mentioned a lot if you bothers to rtff.Luomo is still on Bubba's guide, and I read the forum back until about 2012. Sorry, must of missed it.

Torgoch
04-24-14, 17:56
Unless it's been discontinued, entrance at 4x4 is waived if you session before either 5PM or 6PM (I don't remember which).Yes, I forgot to add that! - free entrance if you session before 5 pm

Industrial
04-24-14, 22:08

FuckAfMedDig
04-25-14, 00:11
Yes, I forgot to add that! - free entrance if you session before 5 pmIts before 6pm

Tonyels
04-25-14, 03:51
After a recent visit, one hour in the suite is R$495.

It has a shower, jacuzzi tub, sitting area, extra large bed with large mirrors.

Tonyels
04-25-14, 03:53
@Industrial - No prives that I know of are open on Saturday.

Sperto
04-25-14, 05:45
Question here- if I take a taxi from my hotel to VM, what's the best street / place to the driver to take me to?The street is Rua Sotero dos Reis, but you just tell the taxi driver that you want to go to Vila Mimosa.


@Industrial - No prives that I know of are open on Saturday.I never monger in centro on Saturdays, but I know there are some privées open on Saturdays. Bel Prazer, Dudas Massagens, some of the R$1-2 / minute casas and propably a few more.

Jimmy Boy 99
04-25-14, 17:42
Some of the prives are only open to mid-afternoon on Saturdays. Bel Prazer until 3PM, and Duda until 2PM.

Ibiza007
04-26-14, 00:43
When I lived in Rio there were huge parties at Pao de Acucar (Sugar Loaf). You can buy tickets to a massive party held at the midpoint of Pao de Acucar. There is theatre up there. There will be 1, 000's of drunk girls up there looking to have fun, but also 1000's of drunk guys as well. I would guess about 2-3000 people at this party. It is a nice group of people, as it is not free, so very little Favela crowd.

I do not remember where you buy tickets, probably just at the base as normal. It is a really nice Carioca experience. I only went when Brasil played, so I do not think I would go during other games (most likely not even a party if Brasil not playing).

Or you could walk around the city and watch from TV's hanging from trees, just like many other Cariocas. Just look for a taxi traffic jam and that will be the place to watch if you want a small place in Copa.

Just one of many, many options for watching the games.

It will be wild for sure.

JayHighFive
04-26-14, 16:32
WOW that is a lot of money.


After a recent visit, one hour in the suite is R$495.

It has a shower, jacuzzi tub, sitting area, extra large bed with large mirrors.

JayHighFive
04-26-14, 16:33
How much is Monte Carlo and Solarium?

MV30 = 35R entrance (couple of free drinks).230R for 1 hr.

502 = 20R entrance (couple of free drinks).180 for 1 hr.

4x4 = 50R entrance. 280 for 1 hr[/QUOTE]

Ipanema Carioca
04-26-14, 16:46
But I don't want to wake up. That's cruel. I love my little planet.

On a more serious note, I'm fine with double the price, but Ebay is more like quadrupling the price right now. And I'm looking for regular games, not the final.

Thanks for the tip!

Alright, carry on! .I was in Brazil for the Confederation Cup June July 2013, and it was a zoo. I got caught in the riots in Rio centro, and it was teargas and rubber bullets if you were not a police officer. Then I was in Salvador for the final game the following week and we could not get to the stadium because of the protests. I recommend you keep yourself some where with a nice tv, food, and drinks unless you're a protester or police officer in Brazil.

Ipanema Carioca
04-26-14, 16:48
When I lived in Rio there were huge parties at Pao de Acucar (Sugar Loaf). You can buy tickets to a massive party held at the midpoint of Pao de Acucar. There is theatre up there. There will be 1, 000's of drunk girls up there looking to have fun, but also 1000's of drunk guys as well. I would guess about 2-3000 people at this party. It is a nice group of people, as it is not free, so very little Favela crowd.

I do not remember where you buy tickets, probably just at the base as normal. It is a really nice Carioca experience. I only went when Brasil played, so I do not think I would go during other games (most likely not even a party if Brasil not playing).

Or you could walk around the city and watch from TV's hanging from trees, just like many other Cariocas. Just look for a taxi traffic jam and that will be the place to watch if you want a small place in Copa.

Just one of many, many options for watching the games.

It will be wild for sure.I was in Brazil for the Confederation Cup June July 2013, and it was a zoo. I got caught in the riots in Rio centro, and it was teargas and rubber bullets if you were not a police officer. Then I was in Salvador for the final game the following week and we could not get to the stadium because of the protests. I recommend you keep yourself some where with a nice tv, food, and drinks unless you're a protester or police officer in Brazil.

Mangera
04-26-14, 22:19
When I lived in Rio there were huge parties at Pao de Acucar (Sugar Loaf). You can buy tickets to a massive party held at the midpoint of Pao de Acucar. There is theatre up there. There will be 1, 000's of drunk girls up there looking to have fun, but also 1000's of drunk guys as well. I would guess about 2-3000 people at this party. It is a nice group of people, as it is not free, so very little Favela crowd.

I do not remember where you buy tickets, probably just at the base as normal. It is a really nice Carioca experience. I only went when Brasil played, so I do not think I would go during other games (most likely not even a party if Brasil not playing).

Or you could walk around the city and watch from TV's hanging from trees, just like many other Cariocas. Just look for a taxi traffic jam and that will be the place to watch if you want a small place in Copa.

Just one of many, many options for watching the games.

It will be wild for sure.I agree with another who posted about potetial for protests. Make sure sure you know the layout of the land, alternate routes, and times for different situations depending which part of the city you visit during the World Cup. I was also in Rio last year during the Soccer Tour. And protests. Without a doubt, many people in the underground sort of speak, have been planning for many months when and how they will protest (which I totally understand, as long as its peaceful). At best, there will be major delays, problems with transportation. Worse case, rioting, rubber bullets, etc. My sugesstion, if you are in Rio during the World Cup, play it by ear, and monitor closely where and when the protests take place. Even so, if you are far from the chaos, transportation can be shut down, and you might get stuck in the middle of nowwhere. Again, monitor the situation closely, and safety first.

FuckAfMedDig
04-27-14, 00:12
I agree with another who posted about potetial for protests. Make sure sure you know the layout of the land, alternate routes, and times for different situations depending which part of the city you visit during the World Cup. I was also in Rio last year during the Soccer Tour. And protests. Without a doubt, many people in the underground sort of speak, have been planning for many months when and how they will protest (which I totally understand, as long as its peaceful). At best, there will be major delays, problems with transportation. Worse case, rioting, rubber bullets, etc. My sugesstion, if you are in Rio during the World Cup, play it by ear, and monitor closely where and when the protests take place. Even so, if you are far from the chaos, transportation can be shut down, and you might get stuck in the middle of nowwhere. Again, monitor the situation closely, and safety first.I totally agree.

I will be in Rio from June 13th and I'll watch the games in the termas and session before and after! Aaaaah thats the life

Sperto
04-27-14, 07:09
I will be in Rio from June 13th and I'll watch the games in the termas and session before and after! Aaaaah thats the life
I don't think so. In Rio they have declared feriado/holiday every day there is a World Cup game at Maracana. Termas don't open on feriados.

FuckAfMedDig
04-27-14, 10:00
I don't think so. In Rio they have declared feriado/holiday every day there is a World Cup game at Maracana. Termas don't open on feriados.That only applies to June 18th. 25th and July 6th.

I'm leaving Rio to Belo June 18th-what timing.

Sperto
04-27-14, 11:49
That only applies to June 18th. 25th and July 6th.

I'm leaving Rio to Belo June 18th-what timing.I understand that when there is a game at Maracana you want to watch the game in the terma, right? In the first phase the games are played at Maracana at the 15, 18, 22 and 25 of June. The 18 and 25 of June are declared holidays. The 15 and 22 are Sundays.

Tiradentes
04-27-14, 14:15
i don't think so. in rio they have declared feriado/holiday every day there is a world cup game at maracana. termas don't open on feriados.is this for any game played in the maracana or only when brazil is playing?

edit: maybe you are right, my friend. get this folks, i was reading the game schedules. brazil will only play in the maracana if, and that is a big if, it reaches the finals! how dumb is that.

p. s. : when brazil is playing, don't expect to get any p4p action on that day. all termas, escorts, escorts you have on speed dial, clubs, etc, won't be available.

FuckAfMedDig
04-27-14, 16:15
is this for any game played in the maracana or only when brazil is playing?

edit: maybe you are right, my friend. get this folks, i was reading the game schedules. brazil will only play in the maracana if, and that is a big if, it reaches the finals! how dumb is that.

p. s. : when brazil is playing, don't expect to get any p4p action on that day. all termas, escorts, escorts you have on speed dial, clubs, etc, won't be available.thats ok i'm landing friday june 13th at 8pm so will go to terma friday eve, hit privees early sat, termas sat eve and watch footie sunday-repeat monday, tuesday and wednesday fly to belo horizonte for some non-pro action and of course the game on tv!

Mangera
04-27-14, 18:55
I don't think so. In Rio they have declared feriado/holiday every day there is a World Cup game at Maracana. Termas don't open on feriados.That is one of the main reasons I will be getting in town during the last week of the Cup Tourn. Hopefully, everyone will get the hell out of town after the Cup, then I begin my own tourn.

Bravo
04-28-14, 04:06
I am watching a show called Sex Slaves on MSBNC. The show does sex stings on the street, internet and massage parlors, in this episode they are targeting the johns. If it is a guys first time being arrested, they can go to "John School" where for 8 hours police officers, former hoes and health care workers yell at the guys about the poor women they are taking advantage of!

I can't help but laugh at how hypocritical this show is! I would say that at least 50% of all the former Copa / Help prostitutes got married to American Police officers! Every time I turned around I would find out that another favorita was marrying a cop from Chicago, DC or NY! Its so ironic that these guys are arresting guys in the states for prostitution, yet they go to other countries to indulge in prostitution and they marry them!

Xpartan
04-28-14, 19:00
I was in Brazil for the Confederation Cup June July 2013, and it was a zoo. I got caught in the riots in Rio centro, and it was teargas and rubber bullets if you were not a police officer. Then I was in Salvador for the final game the following week and we could not get to the stadium because of the protests. I recommend you keep yourself some where with a nice tv, food, and drinks unless you're a protester or police officer in Brazil.Thanks for the tip, man. At this point, I'm planning to have some downtime in Buzios. 4 days in Manaus, only a couple days in Rio. Will try to stay aware of what's going on. Maybe, there will be guys tweeting in real time like they do in Thailand.

Xpartan
04-28-14, 19:17
I am watching a show called Sex Slaves on MSBNC. The show does sex stings on the street, internet and massage parlors, in this episode they are targeting the johns. If it is a guys first time being arrested, they can go to "John School" where for 8 hours police officers, former hoes and health care workers yell at the guys about the poor women they are taking advantage of!

I can't help but laugh at how hypocritical this show is! I would say that at least 50% of all the former Copa / Help prostitutes got married to American Police officers! Every time I turned around I would find out that another favorita was marrying a cop from Chicago, DC or NY! Its so ironic that these guys are arresting guys in the states for prostitution, yet they go to other countries to indulge in prostitution and they marry them!Cops don't believe in this shit. It's a job. They need to do it to bring home a paycheck. Not unlike other folks who have to go to work every day whether they like it or not.

Full disclosure: not a cop, but have a couple of friends on the force just like about everyone else.

Mr Enternational
04-28-14, 19:57
Cops don't believe in this shit. It's a job. They need to do it to bring home a paycheck. Not unlike other folks who have to go to work every day whether they like it or not.

Full disclosure: not a cop, but have a couple of friends on the force just like about everyone else.Exactly. I'm sure you don't agree with all the rules on your job, but that is what you abide by to keep the check coming. They don't make the laws, they are just hired to enforce them. In the early 80s when my cousins first became cops in Atlanta they would take weed from people and go smoke it themselves while on duty. This day and time is really different. I'm talking to a chick who said when she was in high school she was in a relationship with one of the coaches. And how many guys here lost their virginity or had sex with an older woman when they were under 18? Back then those things were normal to us. Nowadays the lynch mob comes out and people are getting put under the jail for those same things.

GatodMeiaIdade
04-28-14, 20:46
hi,

just trying to get up to speed after 7 years away from rio. i lived there for 5 years in the early / mid 00's. when people talk about prives are we talking about the apartments that a private brothels, most what i knew as pe sujas (dirty feet) and that was often a spot on description. in my day they were in a few private flats in copacabana mainly round in the tower blocks near to the meridian (now windsor hotel) and pretty grime, but a few on rua barata de riberio which were pretty amateur set ups but some rare gems. the others were in centro and i recognise some of the descriptions from below including uruguaiana and near the theatre municipal which were a deathtrap. my favourite though was on rua carioca at the lapa end next to a very sad looking porn movie theatre. there were 5 or 6 levels with a different puteiro on each getting better each floor up. my favourite of all was stellas (is that still there?). i met the best fuck of my life there on the top floor a 19 year old from the south called herself helen. happy days. stella also used to run festinhas which were full on 2 hour partys with 5. 10 girls often ending with bukakke (long before i'd even heard the term).

back for 6 weeks round the world cup so looking forward to catching up with some of these pe sujas, never was a terma man. thrill of the hunt and finding a gem in the rough.

the rates back in 2002 were r$20 for 20-30 mins r$30 for anal e r$50 for an hour. that was when it was r$4 to the $ guess it's going to cost me a little more this time.

Sperto
04-29-14, 05:22
My favourite though was on Rua Carioca at the Lapa end next to a very sad looking porn movie theatre. There were 5 or 6 levels with a different puteiro on each getting better each floor up. My favourite of all was Stellas (is that still there?). I met the best fuck of my life there on the top floor a 19 year old from the south called herself Helen. Happy days. Stella also used to run Festinhas which were full on 2 hour partys with 5. 10 girls often ending with bukakke (long before I'd even heard the term).That must be Carioca 59. It's still working, but less girls and lower quality than it used to be. It's many years since I found a gem there.

LuvinBrazil
04-29-14, 09:03
Hey all,

Was wondering if I could get some help finding a massage place that does full service in Ipanema. I see most of the posts show for centro.

Thank in advance.

If any of you are into girls with milk, Barra has 2. One looks real nice, and doesn't at all look like she's got a kid or giving milk. The other one, you can tell, she's just a little thicker. But she loves shooting that milk out. 100 real for an our, BBJ,CIM. 50 for greek.

GatodMeiaIdade
04-29-14, 19:23
Rio is the only place were I regularly found pregnant or still breastfeeding GdP. One amazing experience with a very dark girl 18 or 19. 40 weeks pregnant and enormous nipples. That was in a prive in Botafogo again in the early '00. A huge rabbit warren of a building just down from Botafogo Shopping in front of the beach. Amazing place 4 or 5 puterios dotted around there one day gone the next but plenty of peixo novos. I think it all got shut down when they put a doorman on the front entrance. Maybe Sperto remembers that too!


Hey all,

Was wondering if I could get some help finding a massage place that does full service in Ipanema. I see most of the posts show for centro.

Thank in advance.

If any of you are into girls with milk, Barra has 2. One looks real nice, and doesn't at all look like she's got a kid or giving milk. The other one, you can tell, she's just a little thicker. But she loves shooting that milk out. 100 real for an our, BBJ, CIM. 50 for greek.

Almotu
04-29-14, 20:49
If any of you are into girls with milk, Barra has 2. One looks real nice, and doesn't at all look like she's got a kid or giving milk. The other one, you can tell, she's just a little thicker. But she loves shooting that milk out. 100 real for an Hour, BBBJ, CIM. 50 for greek.These prices sound very inexpensive for any independent. Can you share more details? You are talking about the neighborhood known as Barra the Tijuca?

Sperto
04-30-14, 11:03
Rio is the only place were I regularly found pregnant or still breastfeeding GdP. One amazing experience with a very dark girl 18 or 19. 40 weeks pregnant and enormous nipples. That was in a prive in Botafogo again in the early '00. A huge rabbit warren of a building just down from Botafogo Shopping in front of the beach. Amazing place 4 or 5 puterios dotted around there one day gone the next but plenty of peixo novos. I think it all got shut down when they put a doorman on the front entrance. Maybe Sperto remembers that too!
No, I've missed that building.
40 weeks pregnant...?

GatodMeiaIdade
04-30-14, 16:38
It was next to the old Coca Cola / Shell building. Think a telephone companies name was on it last time I saw it.

40 weeks. Full term. Gave birth within days. Not everyone's thing but I'll try most things once kkk.


No, I've missed that building.

40 weeks pregnant?

LuvinBrazil
04-30-14, 23:45
These prices sound very inexpensive for any independent. Can you share more details? You are talking about the neighborhood known as Barra the Tijuca?Yes, if you go to Barra the Tijuca, go to the beach, there is a skate park near Post 3. If you go in the evening, there's quite a bit of action. Be careful though. The ones that look like girls near the skate park are actually dudes. Guarantee some of the could fool you. However, there is this one girl if you come around 7:20 she usually wears shorts, that hangs out near the bus stop, Viviane morena, long black hair, looks flat chested, amaizingly shoots out some milk.

The other one is slightly closer to post 2, on the same side of the road, a little thicker. Michelle.

After 8:30 theres girl in a blue once piece skirt right after post 3, Carolina, she charges R$150, but I've never been with her. She does look nice though. If you go further up, Later in the evening, you'll find a few more as far as post 6. Saw probably 2-3 that were doable. Was with this one spinner, Dayane.

There is a hotel Papillion at the back of the skate park it costs R$105 for a room.

Remember, do not pick up anyone that is in front of the hotel, you'll find a not so pleasent suprise.

There is another girl, I think her name was viviane or alassandra, Total ripoff. Charged 200 then charged to take photos, more to do greek, more to spend more time, etc. She wanted my watch, she wanted money, tip, everything. Then she drank 2 drinks form the hotel, and took one to go. Body was decent, face, not as hot.

Perrori
05-01-14, 01:17
I arrived yesterday in a short business trip and met again this beautiful and wonder girl, Fabia Gouveia! She always very helpful and lovely. Great girl in my opnion the best GDP I had in Rio. She looks exactly like in the pics with an amazing sex body and beaultiful exotic face and a cool apartament in Ipanema. I found her in forum gpguia. All reports about her are positives!

Jubby007
05-01-14, 05:59
I will not explain how I got little rich in Europe. However, there is super great opportunity if you understand finance and economics and you money to invest ASAP. In less than 2 years, I became a self made millionaire in Europe too now and making money in UK pounds now. Let's get to sexo. I am flying from Europe to NY next week to finish some commercial projects. From NY to GIG, I got a free american airlines nonstop from JFK to Rio forfor $127 + 40000 miles Later on, I booked a 1BR apartment for $60 / night next to Dominos Pizza copacabana. I earn money in UK pounds now and this is the first time I will get a better exchange rate than $ where I spend my entire ex life. I bang a super model type 5 9" tall 24 yrs old Polish model in UK including anal many times. Thus, I am not thrilled to be in Rio. However, its a 10 day trip so my strategy is little different. I will hit 4x4 five times. 1 times Cancun. 1 times Terma Monte Carlo, and dedicate 2-3 days to Bel Prazer and Duda. My question to all the investigative reporters all around the world. Is this a good strategy?

FLRoadWarrior
05-01-14, 11:03
40 k miles on American is coach off peak. So I just have to ask Juby. Why would a millionaire ride coach for 11 hours? Just saying.

As far as a good strategy. Any day in a Terma is a good day.

Mangera
05-01-14, 13:02
I will not explain how I got little rich in Europe. However, there is super great opportunity if you understand finance and economics and you money to invest ASAP. In less than 2 years, I became a self made millionaire in Europe too now and making money in UK pounds now. Let's get to sexo. I am flying from Europe to NY next week to finish some commercial projects. From NY to GIG, I got a free american airlines nonstop from JFK to Rio forfor $127 + 40000 miles Later on, I booked a 1BR apartment for $60 / night next to Dominos Pizza copacabana. I earn money in UK pounds now and this is the first time I will get a better exchange rate than $ where I spend my entire ex life. I bang a super model type 5 9" tall 24 yrs old Polish model in UK including anal many times. Thus, I am not thrilled to be in Rio. However, its a 10 day trip so my strategy is little different. I will hit 4x4 five times. 1 times Cancun. 1 times Terma Monte Carlo, and dedicate 2-3 days to Bel Prazer and Duda. My question to all the investigative reporters all around the world. Is this a good strategy?I appreciate how you explained your wealth, your ticket purchase, and your attempt at a question about Rio. I will share with you how I was able to attain the funds to make my trip to Rio a reality. It all started back in the 80's when I bought my first Monopoly board game. I learned about finances to the point, that I decided I wanted to buy a building in Rio, and name it after one of the properties from the board game (Atlantic Avenue would have been perfect in Copa). During that process of attaining funds in $UK, I ended up doing some time in prison. However, thanks to the "Get out of Jail" card I pulled out of my bunda, I was able to get out in time to enjoy my wealth and make my trip to the City of God and make my purchase of the building located in Leblon (Park Place).

Oy yea, and one more thing. If anyone asks you if this story is true, just tell them that you trust and believe your source. BTW, UniCorns really do exist. I know that for a fact because a Leprechaun once told me so. Geez!

Exec Talent
05-01-14, 13:58
Yes, if you go to Barra the Tijuca, go to the beach, there is a skate park near Post 3. If you go in the evening, there's quite a bit of action. Be careful though. The ones that look like girls near the skate park are actually dudes. Guarantee some of the could fool you. However, there is this one girl if you come around 7:20 she usually wears shorts, that hangs out near the bus stop, Viviane morena, long black hair, looks flat chested, amaizingly shoots out some milk.

The other one is slightly closer to post 2, on the same side of the road, a little thicker. Michelle.

After 8:30 theres girl in a blue once piece skirt right after post 3, Carolina, she charges R$150, but I've never been with her. She does look nice though. If you go further up, Later in the evening, you'll find a few more as far as post 6. Saw probably 2-3 that were doable. Was with this one spinner, Dayane.

There is a hotel Papillion at the back of the skate park it costs R$105 for a room.

Remember, do not pick up anyone that is in front of the hotel, you'll find a not so pleasent suprise.

There is another girl, I think her name was viviane or alassandra, Total ripoff. Charged 200 then charged to take photos, more to do greek, more to spend more time, etc. She wanted my watch, she wanted money, tip, everything. Then she drank 2 drinks form the hotel, and took one to go. Body was decent, face, not as hot.Most of the time you do not have to worry about accidently picking up a TV if you are clear about your preferences. The last thing they want is to get in a room with someone and get the crap beat out of them. However, getting your pockets picked is very likely, particularly in the Balcony Lido area of Copacabana. Stay away from tall "girls" who try to get too close.

FuckAfMedDig
05-01-14, 20:11
40 k miles on American is coach off peak. So I just have to ask Juby. Why would a millionaire ride coach for 11 hours? Just saying.

As far as a good strategy. Any day in a Terma is a good day.Jubby is a serial, pathological liar-cheap mF-travelling coach when you rich! Maybe rich in yen not £s.

Whay would he need to ask-its obvious if you read posts.

LuvinBrazil
05-02-14, 02:42
I too would like to not explain how I got a "little" rich in Rio. However, I did this in 1 year. I became a self made thousandaire in Barra. But let's go to sexo. I'm taking a taxi from barra to Vila Mimosa next week to finish trying to mine for gems. From there, I'll take another taxi back to barra and take a shower, cause you never know how dirty you get while mining. However, my taxi ride will probably not be free, and don't know of any taxis that take my airmiles (which I do have thousands of). I earn money in Brazilian Real now. I don't bang a super model type 5 9" tall 24 yrs old, but wouldn't mind if anyone wants to share. If so, Thus, I would be thrilled to be in Rio. My question to all the investigative reporters all around the world, where is this guy from? From the way he writes, I'm going to say eastern block. Guarantee you, he's not originally from the UK or the US, even though he brags about being paid in UK pounds (not sure I've ever heard it referred to that way, so maybe not as good of understanding in finance / economics. Being that his entire "ex" life was making $ and racking up all 40,000 miles, I was able to almost afford a one way business class ticket with American Airlines, just not quite. However, anyone who has flown business class from NYC to GIG knows, American Airlines has one of the worst business class cabins.

But for me, I'm just a thousandaire, So I try to be cheap on what I find, cause I like banging quantity, and an occasional quality.

Cheers chaps, Tally ho

Jubby007
05-02-14, 05:14
40 k miles on American is coach off peak. So I just have to ask Juby. Why would a millionaire ride coach for 11 hours? Just saying.

As far as a good strategy. Any day in a Terma is a good day.Your not rich to that point yet. The more richer you become you wana be more richerso do the math and in order to achive that you gota be either productive enough to earn morn you gota earn movru or end up losing to finish the tramsaction. I don't know this man so this is only my own opionion nor a doctor opnion as I am a 50 percent medical doctor student myself

Sperto
05-02-14, 05:45
Your not rich to that point yet. The more richer you become you wana be more richerso do the math and in order to achive that you gota be either productive enough to earn morn you gota earn movru or end up losing to finish the tramsaction. I don't know this man so this is only my own opionion nor a doctor opnion as I am a 50 percent medical doctor student myselfThe name of this thread is "Rio de Janeiro reports", the thread "Jubby's Fantasy wealth" must be another thread. How difficult can it be to understand that absolutely nobody on this forum has any interest at all whether you are rich or not. We are interested in mongering. If you want to impress somebody with your imaginary wealth, impress the ladies and not us.

FuckAfMedDig
05-02-14, 13:30
The name of this thread is "Rio de Janeiro reports", the thread "Jubby's Fantasy wealth" must be another thread. How difficult can it be to understand that absolutely nobody on this forum has any interest at all whether you are rich or not. We are interested in mongering. If you want to impress somebody with your imaginary wealth, impress the ladies and not us.I'm going to start a collection thread to bribe Jubby to leave this forum.

Meanwhile back on earth, will be hittin Rio and Belo from June 13 and from August 1-prdictably my gdp friends all return to work June 12 from vacations!

Exec Talent
05-02-14, 13:53
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You guys have created a whining kid. The good news is he is not your whining kid. Ignore him.

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SaxManYardie
05-02-14, 17:34
This is my first time posting to this board so feel free to give me any pointers if you have any constructive thoughts. I've been a member for a while and read things from time to time and have seen enough people complain about how nobody posts anything helpful anymore. I've been officially guilited in to it so here goes. (FYI. This is long so you can skim or skip over to the end if you'd like. Sorry. Just a lot of detail ahead)

First time back in Rio since 2009. Too damn Long, oh how I've missed you.

Landed on May 1st after long day of travel. Blew through customs in record time, the guy barely even looked at me. Went upsatairs to find an ATM and ended up talking to a sales girl that I asked if she spoke English. When she said no I asked her where the ATM is in Portuguese and she laughed and said,"you speak good Portuguese". Who knew that that was going to be a good opener. Anyway got her number. We'll see what progresses from there (phone Portuguese is hard as hell for me, better in person). Grabbed a cab upstairs near departures at GIG (I'm not a big fan of the haggling and beggin that goes on down in arrivals near customs).

Cab driver quoted me R80. Seemed fine, so I took it. He was cool. My Portuguese came suprisingly roaring back. Anyway, get to my Air BnB in Copa in about 30 minutes (no traffic. What?). The apt was nice. 1.5 blocks from the beach right off Av. Nossa Senhora de Copa.

Got settled and exhausted. Went to take a shower and realized I forgot a few essentials. I ran out to the store and picked up a few things, came back and KO'd.

When I woke up I decided to take a shower (was feeling pretty gross). THe shower was so damn small WTF. Reminds me of Europe, any way. Said F' it, they have showers at massage places I'll take one there, hopefully bigger and I was eager to get the shenanigans going. I was about to go ass wild in Brazil. I sit down and I plot out my plan of attack on Brazil. Massagem Rua Tonelero (. On a side note. If you haven't read and gotten through Bubba's Brazil report. Do it. It's epic, not to be out done by Bwana, they're just different, both equally amazing). Ok back to it. Rua Tonelero was first on the list, plan was to shower there. Get a massage and whatever else. Then head home eat, relax, change and head to 4x4. I wanted to start off this trip with a bang (pun intended). And time was in limited supply. So I walk down there (not far form my place ). With backpack with change of clothes in tow, find the place, ring the bell and nothing. No answer. No one. God Damn it. Ok ok. Maybe the guide was a little dated it was written in 2010 and updated in 2012. Two years is a long time and maybe things have changed. Ok. No need to blow a gasket, calm down fella don't worry. Just means more in my budget for and my bodily fluid reserves for 4x4. Turn around head home. Grab some take out and decide to brave the inevitable tiny shower. (FYI. I'm 6'4 and 250 muscular) so. Really not looking forward to this shower.

All showered and full belly. Ready to go. 4x4 here I come. Walk the couple of blocks to the Metro patiently watch the stops go by till finally I'm at Uruguaiana (sp?). Oh boy. Excitedly scurry up the stairs. Head down Buenos Aires cross the main street and start to feel the wind slowly leave my body. Why the hell does the street look so damn empty? I'm looking at building numbers and there it is. #44 and no one in sight. No I'm pissed. Only a few days in Rio and not a day to waste and it's looking like day 1 is a fail. Ok regroup regroup. Let's go home him the boards and figure this out. BTW did I tell you that it was May 1st. Anyone who knows Brazil (which obviously I didn't) will understand. I ride the metro all the way back home, not too happy and very impatient at this point. Get home and start researching my options and realize it's f'in Labor Day here. Ughh WTF. Everything shuts down on Labor day. Ok there's got to be options. Someone on the boards says VM. Ahh no thanks. Many have had ok experiences there, but the idea of people pissing, vomiting and shitting in the street where I'm going to find ass just rubs me wrong. I'd rather get tazered right in the nuts. Ok what else. Ok Barbarella, that's an option. Even though I wasn't looking forward to blowing my entire budget on the first night. But fuck it I came here to be debaucherous so let's do this.

I hop the cab (meter on). And R8 later I'm there. Walk in and there's a decent number of women there maybe 25. And almost all of them are 7-8. Ok I'll bite. The door man sits me down and immediately a morena in a white silk man dress shirt sits down. She's got nice legs, nice full lips, nice rack, pretty face (all be it in the dark) ok go on. She sits down and we get to talking. She speaks a little English and I speak more than a little Portuguese so this is going ok. Her friend joins and is not my type at all. I don't want to be rude but I'm totally ignoring the friend. Ha. Things are going well. She asks me to buy her a drink and one for her friend. Ahh hell no. I don't buy girls in clubs in the US drinks, I'll be damned if I do that shit here. I feed her a line that if she was my GF, then she would pay for nothing, but until that day. I don't buy drinks for girls at clubs, it worked she left that alone. But I don't want to commit to just one yet I want to see what else is happening in this place, but she stuck to me like stink on shit. And I wanted to check out a couple other places in the area. I make up an excuse, pay my R70, make sure I can come back for my second drink and not get charged for entrance or whatever and bounce vowing to return (maybe). I quickly check out the other spots in the area and Balcony, it is woeful. OMG. Did all the Brazilian mud-ducks come out tonight. Ok back to Barbarella it is. The second I walk back in the door here she comes. So we sit down and we start to talking. She leaves to go smoke (grosses me out but whatever). And two other girls come up to me. (now you frequenters can give me some advice here). The minute they heard that I was talking to someone else or the minute she came back. They bounced. Did she already claim me? Damn it. She leaves again and this black girl stands right in front of me and is dancing. OMG my mouth just hung open. I am a firm believer that if a girl can dance she can fuck. Let's just say this girl made Shakira look like a Rhino with two left feet wearing clogs. OMG this girl could move. But she wouldn't even look in my direction and sure enough here comes home girl.

Anyway after looking around I decide f' it let's do this. We start talking price and she opens with R500. I just laughed and said what? She fed me some line about how all the girls here are R500. I say well all one guy sitting right here ain't paying 5 bills. Not happening. I tell her R300 and she gives me this look. I just laugh and start looking around the room to see who else is out there. She comes to her senses and says ok 3 bills if you give me cab fair. Done! But I'm not ready to go yet. She starts kinda nagging me about leaving, she wants me now, blah blah blah. I'm not ready to go. It's still late and I want her to spend the night so I can get one out when I wake up. The earlier we leave the more chance she'll come back and not want to stay. So I'm just chillin. She keeps nagging me about leaving and I'm really starting to get irritated. I was really close to telling her to bounce, but she chilled out, the mood and vibe changed for a bit. But I just reminded her of how hot she was and all that shit calmed down.

OK it's time to go. We get up to leave and the host gives me a bill for R70. Damn it the bar fine. Ughh. Oh well I knew what I was getting into. I pay it and we leave. (now I really have to say thank the people on the boards for all their input, I was able to deal with and dodge a lot of bullshit, because I've read the boards and people have prepped me for some things. So thanks all.) I wasn't over charged on my tab, the door guy tried to him me up for a tip, I give him a look like he's crazy, and since I'm twice his size he backs off. We start walking toward the corner to get a cab and she tries to say let's get in one of the cabs in front, I'm adamant. No let's walk and she starts bitching about walking blah blah. And I'm getting more annoyed. This night may not turn out to be that great. But I said let me just keep a positive attitude and remember that I'm the one paying and It should go down how I want it to.

We grab a cab and are back at my apt in no time. We're on our way up she hands me her phone to show me something. I had a feeling I shouldn't take it because I had other shit in my hand and was trying to get situated. And of course what happens I drop her iPHone 5S. Fuck. She gives me this "you fucking moron" look. (which I fully deserved). Ughh. I thought to myself. This night is ruined. Whatever. But she took it in stride. Good for her. She punched me playfully in the stomach and I apologized profusely and we moved past it. (though I could see she was a little annoyed). Anyway we get to my room and she requests Tina Turner. (what? Random, but oK. My music library is extensive. So I got you). She starts to do a little strip dance. Which I was impressed by. It was kinda hot. The belt comes off the shirt comes off (I was skeptical because the shirt was baggy and you never know what's going on under that ). But she was pretty fit. You done good sir you done good. Her body was nice. Let's were gorgeous (even though there was a little hair up above the skirt line (most women don't regularly shave up that far, I hate hair, but usually up that far it's ok, however it was blond and her hair was black. Weird) whatever. So she keeps dancing and removes everyhting but the shoes and panties. Well done. She undresses me and we kiss each other all over. She makes her way to my crotch and asks for a condom (many of you guys are saying to yourself no. LOL. Shit I forgot to discuss this with her before finalizing the deal. But honestly I'm not that big on head and CBJ is not a big deal for me, I protest a bit but say F'it.). Didn't matter at all. That shit was great. She knows her way with her mouth. We get down to it and she's great. Let's me know what she wants and in no time is waking my neighbors. I finish up and am thoroughly satisfied. However I did notice a tinge of an odor. Fuck. I hate that shit. It's happened with women before pro and non pro. So I don't think anything of it. But still unsettling every time. (I'm a neat and clean freak). I ask her for a picture and she says no. (fail : I should have negotiated that before. Lesson learned). We clean up and I send her on her way.

All in all not a bad experience. Sex was good. She had a little attitude, but honestly not more than I would normally deal with in a girl. Just got to have patience I guess (and not drop her phone. Stupid). I've got a few more days in Rio so I'll continue to post more. 4x4. Watch out you're in trouble tonight.

LifeIsABeach
05-03-14, 01:19
I am a 50 percent medical doctor student myselfMy neighbor's daughter just finished medical school and is now a fully fledged Doctor. Even when she was in high school, she could write and talk a lot better than you. Your writing is terrible and your posts do not make sense. Don't worry, no one is going to pick on you if you have little money and are a budget traveler. Many mongers are and there is nothing to be ashamed of. Be real and enjoy life.

Jan 156
05-03-14, 03:04
will be hittin Rio and Belo from June 13 and from August 1-prdictably my gdp friends all return to work June 12 from vacations!A report / update on the walk-ups scene in Belo would be great if you are interested in cheap end as I am. It would be nice to know it hasn't suffered the same price-ratcheting as VM.

The Cane
05-03-14, 03:25
I'm going to start a collection thread to bribe Jubby to leave this forum.You can call it "Jubby's Jive Talking".

Sperto
05-03-14, 08:00
. Get home and start researching my options and realize it's f'in Labor Day here. Ughh WTF. Everything shuts down on Labor day. Ok there's got to be options. Someone on the boards says VM. Ahh no thanks. Many have had ok experiences there, but the idea of people pissing, vomiting and shitting in the street where I'm going to find ass just rubs me wrong.Thanks for posting. FYI nobody is vomiting or shitting in the streets of VM.

I wish you better luck today.

Jubby007
05-04-14, 04:56
I appreciate how you explained your wealth, your ticket purchase, and your attempt at a question about Rio. I will share with you how I was able to attain the funds to make my trip to Rio a reality. It all started back in the 80's when I bought my first Monopoly board game. I learned about finances to the point, that I decided I wanted to buy a building in Rio, and name it after one of the properties from the board game (Atlantic Avenue would have been perfect in Copa). During that process of attaining funds in $UK, I ended up doing some time in prison. However, thanks to the "Get out of Jail" card I pulled out of my bunda, I was able to get out in time to enjoy my wealth and make my trip to the City of God and make my purchase of the building located in Leblon (Park Place).

Oy yea, and one more thing. If anyone asks you if this story is true, just tell them that you trust and believe your source. BTW, UniCorns really do exist. I know that for a fact because a Leprechaun once told me so. Geez!I don't know if you just told me a great joke or a true story. However, I wish you all the best buddy.

Jubby007
05-04-14, 05:06
the name of this thread is "rio de janeiro reports", the thread "jubby's fantasy wealth" must be another thread. how difficult can it be to understand that absolutely nobody on this forum has any interest at all whether you are rich or not. we are interested in mongering. if you want to impress somebody with your imaginary wealth, impress the ladies and not us.i really like you as a buddy who help us inform with so much info. however, sometimes you sound so abnormal with your rules of speech on this forum. do you think a person who's horney and travel 3k-7k miles to have a good time, as well as put up with hotel cost will put up with your rules. please wake up buddy. it's a free world and to each his own. please stop being a tourist police for brasil. i only come here to enjoy after i make millions of dollars. is that satisfy you?

Sperto
05-04-14, 07:19
i really like you as a buddy who help us inform with so much info. however, sometimes you sound so abnormal with your rules of speech on this forum. do you think a person who's horney and travel 3k-7k miles to have a good time, as well as put up with hotel cost will put up with your rules. please wake up buddy. it's a free world and to each his own. please stop being a tourist police for brasil. i only come here to enjoy after i make millions of dollars. is that satisfy you?it's not about rules when somebody tells you to wake up and understand that nobody is interested in your millionaire stories that you repeatedly gives us.

AltoBomGosto
05-05-14, 02:26
A report / update on the walk-ups scene in Belo would be great if you are interested in cheap end as I am. It would be nice to know it hasn't suffered the same price-ratcheting as VM.I think that still Hotel Brilhante and Novo Hotel in BH are the similar places to the Sampa trash buildings.

We call them fast fuck places!

HungryStud101
05-05-14, 03:38
This is my first time posting to this board so feel free to give me any pointers if you have any constructive thoughts. I've been a member for a while and read things from time to time and have seen enough people complain about how nobody posts anything helpful anymore. I've been officially guilited in to it so here goes. (FYI. This is long so you can skim or skip over to the end if you'd like. Sorry. Just a lot of detail ahead)

First time back in Rio since 2009. Too damn Long, oh how I've missed you.

We grab a cab and are back at my apt in no time. We're on our way up she hands me her phone to show me something. I had a feeling I shouldn't take it because I had other shit in my hand and was trying to get situated. And of course what happens I drop her iPHone 5S. Fuck. She gives me this "you fucking moron" look. (which I fully deserved). Ughh. I thought to myself. This night is ruined. Whatever. But she took it in stride. Good for her. She punched me playfully in the stomach and I apologized profusely and we moved past it. (though I could see she was a little annoyed). Anyway we get to my room and she requests Tina Turner. (what? Random, but oK. My music library is extensive. So I got you). She starts to do a little strip dance. Which I was impressed by. It was kinda hot. The belt comes off the shirt comes off (I was skeptical because the shirt was baggy and you never know what's going on under that ). But she was pretty fit. You done good sir you done good. Her body was nice. Let's were gorgeous (even though there was a little hair up above the skirt line (most women don't regularly shave up that far, I hate hair, but usually up that far it's ok, however it was blond and her hair was black. Weird) whatever. So she keeps dancing and removes everyhting but the shoes and panties. Well done. She undresses me and we kiss each other all over. She makes her way to my crotch and asks for a condom (many of you guys are saying to yourself no. LOL. Shit I forgot to discuss this with her before finalizing the deal. But honestly I'm not that big on head and CBJ is not a big deal for me, I protest a bit but say F'it.). Didn't matter at all. That shit was great. She knows her way with her mouth. We get down to it and she's great. Let's me know what she wants and in no time is waking my neighbors. I finish up and am thoroughly satisfied. However I did notice a tinge of an odor. Fuck. I hate that shit. It's happened with women before pro and non pro. So I don't think anything of it. But still unsettling every time. (I'm a neat and clean freak). I ask her for a picture and she says no. (fail : I should have negotiated that before. Lesson learned). We clean up and I send her on her way.

All in all not a bad experience. Sex was good. She had a little attitude, but honestly not more than I would normally deal with in a girl. Just got to have patience I guess (and not drop her phone. Stupid). I've got a few more days in Rio so I'll continue to post more. 4x4. Watch out you're in trouble tonight.Great report on Barbarellas. I've been in there twice and never made the program. R370 plus cab fair and drinks? Seems high but I remember that place always being on the high end and that is why I always walked away. But at least you got laid. Too bad about the covered BJ. I can't wait to get back to Rio. It's been too long.

Jan 156
05-05-14, 04:20
I think that still Hotel Brilhante and Novo Hotel in BH are the similar places to the Sampa trash buildings.

We call them fast fuck places!I must get round to sampling the Sampa fast fuck trash.

FuckAfMedDig
05-05-14, 10:05
I don't know if you just told me a great joke or a true story. However, I wish you all the best buddy.Clearly a man of high intelligence and insight.

Bubba Boy
05-05-14, 15:43
This is my first time posting to this board so feel free to give me any pointers if you have any constructive thoughts. I've been a member for a while and read things from time to time and have seen enough people complain about how nobody posts anything helpful anymore. I've been officially guilited in to it so here goes. (FYI. This is long so you can skim or skip over to the end if you'd like. Sorry. Just a lot of detail ahead)

First time back in Rio since 2009. Too damn Long, oh how I've missed you.Nice post!

FuckAfMedDig
05-05-14, 18:42
Hey Sperto, just send a message to Jackson and he will nuke this nuisance. RE: JubbyI alread told immigration at GIG not to let Jubby in. Hes carrying a million US $ in Reais all in his mind.

Kojak1
05-06-14, 14:31
Thought I would check out what was going on in BA 80, which is supposed to be the new BA 85. The building has 8 floors and a proper solid staircase similar to the one found in Uruguaiana 24. There is one room per floor and the only rooms open were on floors 2, 4 and 8 with only a few girls in each one. Depending on the floor, prices were R$ 47 for 20 minutes. Only found one attractive girl on the 4th floor, but didn't go for it. Looks like it is just getting started here, and looking forward to checking it out next year.

GatodMeiaIdade
05-07-14, 21:03
That's a very precise amount. Is it R$3 tip or for the camisinha?


Thought I would check out what was going on in BA 80, which is supposed to be the new BA 85. The building has 8 floors and a proper solid staircase similar to the one found in Uruguaiana 24. There is one room per floor and the only rooms open were on floors 2, 4 and 8 with only a few girls in each one. Depending on the floor, prices were R$ 47 for 20 minutes. Only found one attractive girl on the 4th floor, but didn't go for it. Looks like it is just getting started here, and looking forward to checking it out next year.

Kojak1
05-08-14, 15:53
That's a very precise amount. Is it R$3 tip or for the camisinha?Didn't get that far to find out. Usually in the trash places, the price quoted is before the camisinha as most bring their own.

Jubby007
05-09-14, 06:17
Hello brothers,

I finally hit. However, I got few questions. How the hell you are going to pull off N Olymnpic sized event if there is only 2 Lane highway

Road which connects Rio Airport to local cities like Copacabana. Today there was an accident on one lane and the whole lane was closed and the 40 mins journey turned ino 2.5 hr journey as 1 out of 2 lane was closed. Thats when it hit me. What if this was 2016. I don't know why the President of Brazil put the bid in World Olympics when they cannot handle the task. The club help is closed since 2010 and I still see constuction signs there and its 2014 now. Nevertheless, I had an excellent programa at 4x4 yesterday with a t58 tall amiga com anal and later on last night and later on I went to Balcony and old fav gave me bareback anal SEX with her super hot Ass, booty or bum and I went into deep sleep later on.

Manny51
05-09-14, 16:34
Hello brothers,

I finally hit. However, I got few questions. How the hell you are going to pull off N Olymnpic sized event if there is only 2 Lane highway

Road which connects Rio Airport to local cities like Copacabana. Today there was an accident on one lane and the whole lane was closed and the 40 mins journey turned ino 2. 5 hr journey as 1 out of 2 lane was closed. Thats when it hit me. What if this was 2016. I don't know why the President of Brazil put the bid in World Olympics when they cannot handle the task. The club help is closed since 2010 and I still see constuction signs there and its 2014 now. Nevertheless, I had an excellent programa at 4x4 yesterday with a t58 tall amiga com anal and later on last night and later on I went to Balcony and old fav gave me bareback anal SEX with her super hot Ass, booty or bum and I went into deep sleep later on.You took a taxi into the city? Why didn't you just take your personal helicopter or use your jetpak?

Sperto
05-09-14, 19:25
Nevertheless, I had an excellent programa at 4x4 yesterday with a t58 tall amiga com anal and later on last night and later on I went to Balcony and old fav gave me bareback anal SEX with her super hot Ass, booty or bum and I went into deep sleep later on.Congratulations of having bareback anal sex with a Copacabana prostitute. Of course you were not the first one.
Almost 700'000 confirmed cases of HIV in Brazil. I hope it was worth it. Sleep well.

Bravo
05-09-14, 19:29
Hello brothers,

I finally hit. However, I got few questions. How the hell you are going to pull off N Olymnpic sized event if there is only 2 Lane highway

Road which connects Rio Airport to local cities like Copacabana. Today there was an accident on one lane and the whole lane was closed and the 40 mins journey turned ino 2. 5 hr journey as 1 out of 2 lane was closed. .Thats exactly what I was wondering! I thought that by the Olympics, the Metro would run from the airport all the way out to Barra the Tijuca. Since that is not the case, that means that all those tourists will have to take Taxis or Buses! How can Brazil handle the transit smoothly with a 2 lane highway? Your 100% correct Jubby, if there is a single accident or a broken down car, traffic will be backed up for miles!

Sperto
05-09-14, 19:45
Thats exactly what I was wondering! I thought that by the Olympics, the Metro would run from the airport all the way out to Barra the Tijuca. Since that is not the case, that means that all those tourists will have to take Taxis or buses! How can they do with at with a 2 lane highway? Your 100% correct Jubby, if there is a single accident or a broken down car, traffic will be backed up for miles!I never heard about a metro station at Galeo but the metro to Barra is supposed to be ready in Dezember 2015.
http://noticias.r7.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticias/metro-que-vai-ligar-a-barra-da-tijuca-ao-centro-do-rio-ficara-pronto-em-dezembro-de-2015-20110515.html
Maybe you meant the Transcarioca which will be delayed?

Industrial
05-09-14, 21:56
As promised, let me try to describe my experience in Rio so far from the perspective of a first-time visitor to Brazil. I'm experienced in mongering mostly in SE Asia, so I may make some comparisons to there.

Arrived GIG around noon Thursday- took forever to retrieve bags, but then I was quickly up to the arrivals level to grab a taxi (R60) and straight to the hotel in Copa, the Real Palace Hotel.

Note on this hotel- if you are spending most of your time outside of your room, this place will do. It's small, dated, and they clearly try to save money wherever possible (numbering the towels, even though they only gave me one, etc.) However it is clean, has an ok breakfast buffet included, and is located 1. 5 blocks from Balcony bar, restaurants, bars, etc. A nice jumping-off point to sight-see and monger, which is why I'm here.

First thing I did was drop my bags and head into Centro to hit the massagems. Rio Branco 185, 21st floor (take elevator to 20th floor where it ends, then staircase is around the corner to the 21st.) Stopped in to a place called 'Onyx' at room 2104 first and was led to small room that had a shower and a bed where each girl working came in to introduce herself and tell me her name. Only three were there at that time- Avery was cute, but I knew there was another place on that floor, so I excused myself. Next headed to room 2104, Bel Prazer, where about eight girls each introduced themselves to me in their waiting room. I'll say it- I was a bit disappointed in the selection, as most of them were chubby and not very attractive. Especially after I saw a very tall smoking hot blonde pass by when I entered, but when I asked about her they said she was 'busy. ' I politely excused myself.

After weighing my options I went back to room 2104 and took Avery, a 5'4' dark hair with lots of blonde in it with a beautiful face- I'the give her a solid 8 if I saw her on the street. Booked an hour and had a good time with MSOG and showered up afterwards. I think the damage was R170.

Headed to Corcovado after that, saw the sights, and then to my room to freshen up for dinner. Following dinner I walked to Balcony Bar, arriving at 8:00pm. A nice surprise- they had the 2014 NFL draft on one of the TVs facing the patio, so I had a few Caipirinhas, checked out the girls posing themselves trying to land their salary for the night, and in between watched the picks being made.

A note on Balcony Bar- on this Thursday evening at 8:00pm there were about 10-15 girls, but none over a 7. By 9:00pm there were at least 25 girls and a few 8-9's. Up until roughly 10pm even the hottest ones were standing alone 'posing. ' By 11pm half of the hottest were being chatted up, but there were still a few lookers to find for sure. I ended up walking over to Monte Carlo at 11pm to try something new.

Monte Carlo- very tiny place, couldn't turn around in there with a hard-on without knocking something over. Decent music, not too loud, good drinks. There were about 10-15 girls in the bar area, most with customers at that time. The weird thing- the best 3-4 were not with clients. I'the estimate that most of them were in the 5-6 range, with several in the 7-8 range. I was being chatted up by a 7, but caught eyes with an 8 a few times and politely excused myself to say hi to my 'friend', the 8. I didn't beat around the Bush, and asked to go to the cabine after about ten minutes flirting. The room itself was clean, good a / see, and Dani was very GFE. MSOG here too, which seems to be the norm here in Rio. You actually get what you pay for in terms of time with these ladies. Following this I walked back to my hotel and called it a night. No, I never felt unsafe walking the back streets in Copa at 1:00am, not for a minute. I walked with purpose, knew where I was going, and never felt in danger.

Day two, Friday. I went to the sugar loaf in the morning, then went to Rio Sul mall for some lunch and a beer. From there went back into Centro and stopped in a T502. It was 2:00pm, I was the only customer, and there were six ladies ranging from 4-5 lounging around. I grabbed a water and headed to the Saida, paying my R20 and not looking back. Next I walked over to Emporio do Banho on Rua do Rosario. 135. Third floor, furthest door from the elevator, greeted by some lovely ladies. Here too they take you to the room first before each lady comes to introduce themselves. Paula was the first to do so, and I knew instantly that I would take her.

Paula is a 5'3' tanned, long dark straight haired smoking hot 25 year old. She's a solid 9 all-around, but probably has the face of a 10- she's that beautiful. I took the 60 minutes and enjoyed every bit of it. This place had the nicest rooms by far- large, nice big shower, very clean.

So that's it so far as of late afternoon on day two. I may head back to Balcony Bar tonight to watch day two of the NFL draft and see if the talent was as good as last night, or if it was a fluke.

Girls- more affectionate on average than in SE Asia. All body types here, vs. Mostly skinny and smaller up top over there. The MC girl was a true GFE, but both massagem girls didn't kiss on the lips, although I didn't really try since they didn't start. It's not cheap here as in Asia, but still a good value compared with any American experience. I feel very safe in the city, but I also take precautions and try not to stand out as a tourist or walk with a target on my back. Cabs are sometimes a real pain to find (that will actually stop for you) , but do the job. You don't need to speak Portugese, but some key phrases and words really help. Do your homework, and don't come to Rio not knowing a lick of the language. I'll summarize the second-half of my trip at a later time.

Bravo
05-10-14, 00:53
I never heard about a metro station at Galeo but the metro to Barra is supposed to be ready in Dezember 2015.

http://noticias.r7.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticias/metro-que-vai-ligar-a-barra-da-tijuca-ao-centro-do-rio-ficara-pronto-em-dezembro-de-2015-20110515.html

Maybe you meant the Transcarioca which will be delayed?Sperto, you are right, its the Transcarioca I was thinking of. I saw this youtube video on it today. I wonder if only buses and taxis can take this two lane highway to the games? If not, it runs into the same issue of "What happens if a car breaks down?" you will only have one lane which will cause a huge backup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6igQ-Kri5o#t=207

Thunder5
05-10-14, 05:44
based on these prior comments 'when brazil is playing, don't expect to get any p4p action on that day'. 'all termas, escorts, escorts you have on speed dial, clubs, etc, won't be available'.

am i screwed on p4p on 5 days of 9 days i'm in rio?

for example, i think i am reading correctly, that rio will have city wide holidays on these days-

sun june 15 maracana stadium argentina vs. bosnia.

tues june 17. brazil vs. mexico (in fortaleza)

wed june 18 maracana stadium spain vs. chile.

sun june 22 maracana stadium belgium vs. russia.

mon june 23. brazil vs. cameroon (in brasileria)

1. so the termas, escorts, clubs, mp's, prive's will only be open mon june 16, thurs june 19, friday june 20 and sat june 21 during the 9 days i am there. (at least i am going to the 3 rio world cup games)

2. so when brazil plays mexico on tues jun 17 & cameroon on mon june 23, . no termas or clubs will be open, before or after, the televised 4pm brazil games on those respective days?

3. will i will have a super low success rate, e-mailing gdp providers on those escort websites, a week before june 15 and asking her if she's available sunday june 15 night, after the argentina / bosnia game at maracana stadium?

4. looks like praia in ipanema on sundays is happenin', so my blue balls will be getting even more blue that sunday until monday morning arrives? (i arrive rio sunday morning 6am)

5. lastly, i'd love to hang and drink beers with members, sunday june 15 and monday june 16, as i'm solo that day. pm me if available. (had a great time with 3 isg members for 3 nights in lima, peru two months ago. i imagine isg guys in rio are "just as cool & fun to be with too"). (1st time in brazil).

Thunder5
05-10-14, 05:45
Girls- more affectionate on average than in SE Asia. All body types here, vs. Mostly skinny and smaller up top over there. The MC girl was a true GFE, but both massagem girls didn't kiss on the lips, although I didn't really try since they didn't start. It's not cheap here as in Asia, but still a good value compared with any American experience. I feel very safe in the city, but I also take precautions and try not to stand out as a tourist or walk with a target on my back. Cabs are sometimes a real pain to find (that will actually stop for you) , but do the job. You don't need to speak Portugese, but some key phrases and words really help. Do your homework, and don't come to Rio not knowing a lick of the language. I'll summarize the second-half of my trip at a later time.Very informative trip report.

Thanks!

LuvinBrazil
05-10-14, 13:18
Sperto, you are right, its the Transcarioca I was thinking of. I saw this youtube video on it today. I wonder if only buses and taxis can take this two lane highway to the games? If not, it runs into the same issue of "What happens if a car breaks down?" you will only have one lane which will cause a huge backup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6igQ-Kri5o#t=207A taxi driver said that was going to be for the buses going back and forth from the airport. Big concern is, it crosses over some large fravelas. If you have a constant flow of buses filled with wealthy internationals going through some of the poorest parts of Rio, what do you think might happen. And just as security, Police can't even stop people from the fravelas from killing police at the various police outposts.

Imagine a bus filled with people who just flew in, exchanged money at the airport, have all your suitcase filled with clothes and jewerly for going to parties (not just anyone goes to watch the olympics in person, usually people with at least a little money). One bus could be a pretty large haul for two or three kids. One road block, a kid with a gun to watch out for the driver and lookout for police, (driver isn't about to risk his life for the people most bus drivers are from the fravelas anyways) , then one armed kid going and collecting purses, wallets, and jewlery. Figure a bus has about 45 people capacity. Granted, they would need a train of people if they wanted to get the luggage (but imagine how fast that would be to clear out. While the guy inside is getting stuff, outside, you open up the storage containers and start haulin out all the suitcases. Enough people piling suitacses into those VW buses, and off they go.

All I know is, I've lived here long enough to know I wouldn't even think about taking one of those buses through the fravelas. You're rolling dice to see if you get robbed.

Now if I were Jobby, Helicopter would be the way to go. Don't know of any guys in the fravelas with any shoulder fired anti air rockets. Jobby, only thing I recommend is bringing an extra pair of sunglasses. (people can use high power green lazer pointers at helicpoters to make it pilots unable to see for a bit and possibly crash). Jobby, just don't stare into the light, you might go blind and no longer be able to see your money any more.

JayHighFive
05-10-14, 13:49
Good report,

Question. I think you listed the room 2104 twice in your report. I think Bel Prazer is 2114, is Oynx 2104? Also how much was the service at Monte Carlo?

Thanks a lot.

First thing I did was drop my bags and head into Centro to hit the massagems. Rio Branco 185, 21st floor (take elevator to 20th floor where it ends, then staircase is around the corner to the 21st.) Stopped in to a place called 'Onyx' at room 2104 first and was led to small room that had a shower and a bed where each girl working came in to introduce herself and tell me her name. Only three were there at that time- Avery was cute, but I knew there was another place on that floor, so I excused myself. Next headed to room 2104, Bel Prazer, where about eight girls each introduced themselves to me in their waiting room. I'll say it- I was a bit disappointed in the selection, as most of them were chubby and not very attractive. Especially after I saw a very tall smoking hot blonde pass by when I entered, but when I asked about her they said she was 'busy. ' I politely excused myself.

A note on Balcony Bar- on this Thursday evening at 8:00pm there were about 10-15 girls, but none over a 7. By 9:00pm there were at least 25 girls and a few 8-9's. Up until roughly 10pm even the hottest ones were standing alone 'posing. ' By 11pm half of the hottest were being chatted up, but there were still a few lookers to find for sure. I ended up walking over to Monte Carlo at 11pm to try something new.

LuvinBrazil
05-10-14, 14:06
I know all the good action is in centro, unfortunatly, it's a long taxi ride for me. However, I have found some good action in Barra. If you read my previous posts. Anywhere from post 3. Post 6 you will find a handful of girls on the other side of the street, not the side of the beach. Quality ranges from fugly to 8ish. Prices are good, gotten as low as R$100 for an hour in hotel, you can do car for R$50 (unfortunatly I don't have one). However, there is a hotel near post 3 called Papillon. Costs $R105.

Last night spent 1.5 hours with this one chick there. Cost me R$150. She was telling me there is a lady, chefetona (Boss lady) that passes around up to post 6 that charges all the girls to work the street. Seems like they have pre designated areas where they are aloud to work, cause they always in the same general spots. She said if you ever have a problem with a girl, you just find her, said mean, strong morena, named Claudia. They end up paying her a fee to work the street.

Also, there is one place, I think #400 down the street, right across from post 1. It was very expensive. R$300 for girl and room, for a hour. Girls were only 5-7. Nothing special. Anyways, they are currently closed and being reformed. Probably getting ready for the games.

Hope this helps someone. If you end up with any of the street walkers. Don't let them bring up prices. If you go to that small club, try reducing the price, I think I just got the international price.

FuckAfMedDig
05-10-14, 14:19
based on these prior comments 'when brazil is playing, don't expect to get any p4p action on that day'. 'all termas, escorts, escorts you have on speed dial, clubs, etc, won't be available'.

am i screwed on p4p on 5 days of 9 days i'm in rio?

for example, i think i am reading correctly, that rio will have city wide holidays on these days-

sun june 15 maracana stadium argentina vs. bosnia.

tues june 17. brazil vs. mexico (in fortaleza)

wed june 18 maracana stadium spain vs. chile.

sun june 22 maracana stadium belgium vs. russia.

mon june 23. brazil vs. cameroon (in brasileria)

1. so the termas, escorts, clubs, mp's, prive's will only be open mon june 16, thurs june 19, friday june 20 and sat june 21 during the 9 days i am there. (at least i am going to the 3 rio world cup games)

2. so when brazil plays mexico on tues jun 17 & cameroon on mon june 23, . no termas or clubs will be open, before or after, the televised 4pm brazil games on those respective days?

3. will i will have a super low success rate, e-mailing gdp providers on those escort websites, a week before june 15 and asking her if she's available sunday june 15 night, after the argentina / bosnia game at maracana stadium?

4. looks like praia in ipanema on sundays is happenin', so my blue balls will be getting even more blue that sunday until monday morning arrives? (i arrive rio sunday morning 6am)

5. lastly, i'd love to hang and drink beers with members, sunday june 15 and monday june 16, as i'm solo that day. pm me if available. (had a great time with 3 isg members for 3 nights in lima, peru two months ago. i imagine isg guys in rio are "just as cool & fun to be with too"). (1st time in brazil).when brazil plays! 17/6 and 23/6 don't expect much. i don't see rio having holidays every time a game is on at maracaba of brazil is not involved obviously

Sperto
05-10-14, 15:26
I don't see Rio having holidays every time a game is on at maracaba of Brazil is not involved obviouslyAs said before, in the first phase the games are played at Maracaba at the 15, 18, 22 and 25 of June. The 18 and 25 of June are declared holidays. The 15 and 22 are Sundays.

Manny51
05-10-14, 17:28
As said before, in the first phase the games are played at Maracaba at the 15, 18, 22 and 25 of June. The 18 and 25 of June are declared holidays. The 15 and 22 are Sundays.Brazillians LOVE soccer. I'll bet they scheduled it that way on purpose. Nicely done! The brazilian organizers were thinking "Hmm, put the games on day when we know that Centaurus and Lapa are closed anyway."

Industrial
05-11-14, 21:52
Trip Report- Days 2 and 3 in Rio.

At JayHighFive- yes, Onyx is 2104, Bel Pazer is 2114. Monte Carlo was almost R400 for the whole enchilada and a few drinks.

Back to the action- after dinner on day two I decided to return to Balcony Bar around the same time as day one (8:00) to see if the talent was still there. Long story short, it was not. It was like a completely different bar in terms of the number of women (there were fewer) and the quality of women (it was lower, much lower.) Just goes to show you that the schools of fish move around, and it can be hit or miss at times. Luckily I spotted one 8 and made my move, then back to the hotel for some fun. I'm bad with names, but she was 28 anos, had long blonde hair, nice ass of course, but wasn't very good in the sack. In fact after one round she asked if I wanted to go again and I just sent her on her way. Lesson here- make sure you establish some chemistry before whisking a chica off to your room. It was getting late, the quality was awful at the bar, and I moved two quickly. Had I found out that she was a lame duck, I would have passed. Anyway, damage was (she let me choose the currency) R200 or $60USD. Now knowing the going exchange rate, this made for an easy decision on how to pay! These girls need to check the current ex rates before going to work.

Day three, Saturday. After breakfast I walked around Copa for a few hours and took in the view. Around 3:00pm I took a taxi to the famous Villa Mimosa, to stamp my mongering passport with one every man in this hobby should do at least once. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to easily find a taxi when leaving, but no worries there- VM has taxis driving through the main street all the time. Taking Sperto's advice, I quickly made rounds and peaked into each of the casas along the alleys. It was early and talent was low, so I grabbed a drink and stood out front to watch the spectacle that is VM. This place really has to be seen to be believed. Music so loud it's deafening in each casa, small groups of guys hanging out everywhere- some laughing, some looking menacing, some completely drunk already, and some just staring at the gringo trying to look like he fits in. Although one look at this place would put anyone on guard, I did find it was fairly safe. I asked for drinks, where the sanitario was, and made some other small talk with the staff at a few different casas and all were friendly. By 5:00pm I hadn't seen many more ladies show up so I did another round of the casas. Most of the girls were pretty disgusting, ranging from 2-5. There were probably 50+ girls, and I'm sure another 50 I didn't even see, they're hiding everywhere in that place. I did see one young little thoroughbred that was cute enough- so I asked her for a programa. This was in one of the casas that line the you-shaped alley.

After paying R50 total she led me up a small staircase and to a dark room about 4-ft x 6-ft. There was no lock on the door, she just shoved a small table against it. There was a bench that lined the 6-ft. Long wall that was about 2-ft. Wide. It had a very nasty foam pad on top of it- the 'bed. ' She immediately took her panties off, laid back on the bench, and asked me to go to work. This was most clinical, un-inspired fuck I have ever had. After I finished she jumped up, put her panties back on, pulled the table away from the door, and bolted. I took my time cleaning up and getting dressed, then returned downstairs. She was already at her post- at the door entering her bar, exactly where I had met her. Strange experience. Again, I didn't check out the chemistry first because there was nothing of interest that I saw in VM that day, and the very small amount of Portuguese I could speak was of no help.

I had another drink and did another lap of VM before calling it quits around 6:00pm then grabbed a taxi and headed back to Copa. I'm sure if I would have stayed longer there would have been some more talent- but after the first experience I didn't want another like that. Still, VM is truly a unique place, and one every monger should try at least once.

After dinner I headed past Balcony Bar again, still talent was low, so I decided to call a girl who's number I got walking around in Copa earlier that morning. She was a sales girl in one of the local shops on Ave. Atlantico- very pretty, nice body. 27 anos. We met at a local bar she told me about and had a few drinks before returning to my hotel for a freebie. Now this girl was into it, again, all has to do with the chemistry. She stayed until the morning and I sent her on her way after some morning fun.

I'm sitting in the airport right now, totally spent after a few days in Rio. It was much different that mongering in SE Asia. Not better, not worse, just different. Not sure if I'll be back, as we all know- there's only one thing in this world better than pussy. New pussy.

Jubby007
05-12-14, 01:31
Sunday is super boring in Rio for sex hunting hobby. First of all, those who are in Copacabana now probably realized how expensive it got. I went to Aipo Aipum near the movie theatre on Av. N. S. Copa and a made a small light salad plate with a diet soda and it cost me R$35. Wow. A chilled beer is R$5 and up everywhere. Price of suco, taxi, bus, etc has gone up.

Today I called over 10 times to StarCris escort agency and noone picked up their phone from 10am till 2pm. They had a wierd voice mail greeting message. Nevetheless, I decided to call Terma Solarium and noone picked up and later I found out from their website that they no longer open on Sundays. I went through Bubba boys guide and went to Terma 22 and few other addresses in Copacabana but they were all closed. I haven't been to Vila Mimousa for the past 3 years but I had no choice. I even passed around Balcony twice during 3pm and saw only 2-4 old hags and decided to move on to Vila Mimousa. I prepared a Vila Mimousa kit similar to Brazil Specialist. I packed my own condoms, lube, a bed sheet, and dressed up in cheap clothing and took the metro. I took the instructions from Bubba Boy's guide and got off at Metro line 1 at central station and took line 2 to Sao Cristavo station. I took a cab outside which cost me nearly R$10 and dropped me in the middle of vila Mimousa.

It was quite due to Sunday. There were nearly 20 rooms open with the kind of girls which probably will makes you wana throw up. However, it's surprising to always discover 2 or 3 hotties there. I found there stunners at VM today. All three were in the age range from 20-23. There was a hot 21 yrs old chick name viviane who was hanging around in stripper clothing. She wears a fake gold crown neckless. She was one of the best looking girl there and nearly everyone was trying to seduce her. She disappeared for 1/2 and hour and finally I tracked her down and took her for programa. The price was R$60 for 30 mins including anal. I banged her for nearly 25 mins and she started giving me "time finished" crap. It happened to me before at Vila Mimousa and they use this trick to pull out another programa money out of your pocket. I paid another R$60 and moved on to anal. It wasn't a hot sex as the bed was nearly 2 feet wide. I couldn't swtich into any position except the classic one. I somehow manage to do climax. The total damage was R$120. Not bad as it's nearly US$55.

I took the metro back to Copa and ate Dominos Pizza. Now getting ready to hit Balcony for round 2. Yesterday I banged a super sizzling hot 5 10" tall girl who's was from out of town for R$250 for 1 hr including anal. She started her price from R$400 / hr and won't go down less than R$300 but later she saw me talking to girls left and right and finally decided to accept my offer. I'm planning to bang her tonight too.

Azn Safado
05-13-14, 02:16
I went to 4x4 today after an 8-month break from Rio. Probably 85% of the girls there are the same girls from over 1 year ago. As one monger here on ISG aptly put it, 4x4 is a retirement home for GDP's. Haha!

I talked to this one girl and asked her what time she gets to work at 4x4. She said 11 am. I said "Don't you mean 2 pm?". She said "No. 11 am. We open at 11 am now". She said she gets off at 7 pm. Anyway, that's pretty weird to now have those early hours. It's already super dead at around 3 pm, so I can't even imagine what it is like at 11 am. Maybe these hours are for the next couple of months to try to accommodate the World Cup crowd.

SmithyB
05-13-14, 02:36
I went on some escort agency websites for Brazilian "women" and I'm not entirely sure I trust it. Most of their hands are too large for a woman and their arms too lean long. For those of you who don't care if it's a man or not, more power to you, I do care for reasons I don't need to explain. Does anyone know of any good cities for mongering in Brazil with people who were born a woman?

Thanks!

Voyajer1
05-13-14, 12:19
They did their homework on this one. A lot of workers want to get a piece of action during lunch hours. Most of these folk are management, real professionals; they go, take care of business and go back to work. They are not the typical local who goes, drinks and gets to playing grab-ass and have no intention to session. This is for the married professional that gets home, on time, making it easier to do the deed without having to explain long hours after work to their significant others. There are thousands of potential clients in Centro, so this is a very smart move on their part.


I went to 4x4 today after an 8-month break from Rio. Probably 85% of the girls there are the same girls from over 1 year ago. As one monger here on ISG aptly put it, 4x4 is a retirement home for GDP's. Haha!

I talked to this one girl and asked her what time she gets to work at 4x4. She said 11 am. I said "Don't you mean 2 pm?". She said "No. 11 am. We open at 11 am now". She said she gets off at 7 pm. Anyway, that's pretty weird to now have those early hours. It's already super dead at around 3 pm, so I can't even imagine what it is like at 11 am. Maybe these hours are for the next couple of months to try to accommodate the World Cup crowd.

Sperto
05-13-14, 13:08
Right now 90% of the buses in Rio are on strike.

Azn Safado
05-13-14, 13:51
Right now 90% of the buses in Rio are on strike.No wonder! I arrived in Rio yesterday and was trying to take either the 309 or 316 bus from Centro back to Flamengo and after an hour I only saw three 318 buses, which were no good to me! I had other options but happened to be close to a BRS3 stop which would have taken me home the fastest, so I thought. Ha.

Exec Talent
05-13-14, 14:23
Right now 90% of the buses in Rio are on strike.The bus strike is a major pain in the ass for Brazilians.

School classes are being cancelled because teachers can not get to the schools to teach.

Torgoch
05-13-14, 18:10
They did their homework on this one. A lot of workers want to get a piece of action during lunch hours. Most of these folk are management, real professionals; they go, take care of business and go back to work. They are not the typical local who goes, drinks and gets to playing grab-ass and have no intention to session. This is for the married professional that gets home, on time, making it easier to do the deed without having to explain long hours after work to their significant others. There are thousands of potential clients in Centro, so this is a very smart move on their part.It's also good news for those who can't wait until the afternoon to get started. As long as the line up is not limited for the first couple of hours.

PatmarBeleza1
05-13-14, 20:16
Day 2.

3 gatas. 1 completa.

MassagemTijuca today. 12h. 170 (120 casa. 50 completa tip) , hot little mulatta. 60 minutes, took the whole hour. 20 minutes of anal frango assado and gi quatro. Great oral. One word fellas: yoga.

Off to a good start at the FFF. Fucking part of brazilian cultura

Azn Safado
05-13-14, 23:32
I received a coupon via email for Solarium which says "Come with a friend and get a R$100 discount on entrance". The coupon expires on Saturday, May 17th. I called them and they said if I bring somebody, then only I receive the discount but the other person doesn't. Pretty stupid concept. Why not just give each person a R$50 discount? Oh wait, we're in Brazil where everything defies logic! Haha.

Anyway, if anyone wants to go to Solarium with me this week, we can split the coupon. I'll bring the flyer with us and give you R$50 for sharing the discount. Send me a PM if interested.

Prices are now:

Entrance: R$100.

40 min: R$410.

1 hour: R$535.

The session prices are if you pay cash. I didn't ask how much it would be to pay by credit card, but it was about R$50 more for a 40 minute session the last time I was there in September.

Java Man
05-14-14, 00:30
I received a coupon via email for Solarium which says "Come with a friend and get a R$100 discount on entrance". The coupon expires on Saturday, May 17th.Here's the coupon AS wrote about.

FuckAfMedDig
05-14-14, 13:32
I received a coupon via email for Solarium which says "Come with a friend and get a R$100 discount on entrance". The coupon expires on Saturday, May 17th. I called them and they said if I bring somebody, then only I receive the discount but the other person doesn't. Pretty stupid concept. Why not just give each person a R$50 discount? Oh wait, we're in Brazil where everything defies logic! Haha.

Anyway, if anyone wants to go to Solarium with me this week, we can split the coupon. I'll bring the flyer with us and give you R$50 for sharing the discount. Send me a PM if interested.

Prices are now:

Entrance: R$100.

40 min: R$410.

1 hour: R$535.

The session prices are if you pay cash. I didn't ask how much it would be to pay by credit card, but it was about R$50 more for a 40 minute session the last time I was there in September.Does it still close at 12.30 am?

FuckAfMedDig
05-14-14, 13:33
They did their homework on this one. A lot of workers want to get a piece of action during lunch hours. Most of these folk are management, real professionals; they go, take care of business and go back to work. They are not the typical local who goes, drinks and gets to playing grab-ass and have no intention to session. This is for the married professional that gets home, on time, making it easier to do the deed without having to explain long hours after work to their significant others. There are thousands of potential clients in Centro, so this is a very smart move on their part.So it opens 11 am-7 pm or 11 am to midnight -ish as usual?

Azn Safado
05-14-14, 13:48
So it opens 11 am-7 pm or 11 am to midnight -ish as usual?They still close at midnight-ish. It just so happens the shift that the girl I was talking to was from 11 am - 7 pm.

PatmarBeleza1
05-14-14, 15:01
4 x4 pricing now starts at 40 minutes for 280 r, and the girl I took last night had all kinds of restrictions and was constantly trying to upsell to 1 h or 1.5 h.

The prive emporio do banho has girls at the same or better quality for 160 r 1 h, 50 h for anal.

Belprazer, duda, massagemtijuca same... Prices range from 120 r to 150 r.


They still close at midnight-ish. It just so happens the shift that the girl I was talking to was from 11 am - 7 pm.

Ricker
05-14-14, 16:29
4 x4 pricing now starts at 40 minutes for 280 r, and the girl I took last night had all kinds of restrictions and was constantly trying to upsell to 1 h or 1.5 h.

The prive emporio do banho has girls at the same or better quality for 160 r 1 h, 50 h for anal.

Belprazer, duda, massagemtijuca same... Prices range from 120 r to 150 r.Excellent advice!

So often there are places with better quality and service than the more famous ones.

Manny51
05-14-14, 17:16
The bus strike is a major pain in the ass for Brazilians.

School classes are being cancelled because teachers can not get to the schools to teach.From what I saw, you don't want to be taking the buses anyway. Don't they have a reputation for getting robbed? As long as you are careful and watch the meter, taxis are fairly cheap. Except for the airport bus, I think that visitors should just take taxis and the metro.

Manny51
05-14-14, 17:31
4 x4 pricing now starts at 40 minutes for 280 r, and the girl I took last night had all kinds of restrictions and was constantly trying to upsell to 1 h or 1.5 h.

The prive emporio do banho has girls at the same or better quality for 160 r 1 h, 50 h for anal.

Belprazer, duda, massagemtijuca same... Prices range from 120 r to 150 r.Sorry you had a bad experience, but you get bad apples trying to upsell at almost any venue. That's just part of the game, and as long as its not reflective of all the girls there, you have to take it in stride.

At 4 x4 you are also paying for the atmosphere. Hanging out at a cool place, drinking, listening to music, oogling the ladies. If you live there, and are looking for something regular, then I understand. But in prives and massage parlors, you are just into a room and out. For visitors, mid range Termas are more fun. Higher end clubs like Centaurus and Solarium are over priced. 4 x4 may be getting close to being too expensive, but its still reasonable in my book.

Bravo
05-14-14, 18:02
4 x4 pricing now starts at 40 minutes for 280 r, and the girl I took last night had all kinds of restrictions and was constantly trying to upsell to 1 h or 1.5 h.
.125 bucks for a 40 minute session? And she had a lot of restrictions too? I guess 4 x4 has really changed.

Devilspinkick
05-14-14, 19:36
Anyway, if anyone wants to go to Solarium with me this week, we can split the coupon. I'll bring the flyer with us and give you R$50 for sharing the discount. Send me a PM if interested.

Prices are now:

Entrance: R$100.

40 min: R$410.

1 hour: R$535.I hope the quality there has improved a lot. Last time I visited a year or so ago the quality was pretty poor. Definitely didn't see anything worth paying those sort of prices for.

- DSK.

PatmarBeleza1
05-14-14, 20:28
The bigger problem with 4 x4 is what the locals say: it's a retirement home. The management is so restrictive that the girls really are just machines.

For the same $ for 40 minutes at 4 x4, one can dupla most of these below...

And, at this point, I actually just hate the atmosphere at 4 x4. It really is a game, and it's just a script. Unless my dick and my brain get completely separated, it just works for me better if there is some real relationship, even if a mini-relationship. Plus, if you price it out, mini relationships run 0 or 25 r per hour, compared to 280 r for .4 hours.

Anyway, my notes on the prives are:

Massagemtijuca (MT): Cintia!

Belprazer (BP): mari, luana, larissa.

Emporio (E): Valentina (negra! Sofia, daniela, dani.

Duda: Flavia, Monica, Eduarda, Bianca.

OrientVIP: Thati Bombom (negra, dark dark, and a bunda boa!

The warm up fucks are over. There is sex and there is brazilian sex. Brazilian sex is the girl fucking your see you with her tongue after an hour of anal and ass to mouth oral. Plus, it's a good workout. Now that I am a little acclimated, on to the non pros.


Sorry you had a bad experience, but you get bad apples trying to upsell at almost any venue. That's just part of the game, and as long as its not reflective of all the girls there, you have to take it in stride.

At 4 x4 you are also paying for the atmosphere. Hanging out at a cool place, drinking, listening to music, oogling the ladies. If you live there, and are looking for something regular, then I understand. But in prives and massage parlors, you are just into a room and out. For visitors, mid range Termas are more fun. Higher end clubs like Centaurus and Solarium are over priced. 4 x4 may be getting close to being too expensive, but its still reasonable in my book.

Azn Safado
05-14-14, 22:32
4 x4 pricing now starts at 40 minutes for 280 r, and the girl I took last night had all kinds of restrictions and was constantly trying to upsell to 1 h or 1.5 h.
...
I just got back from 4 x4 this afternoon and did a 40 minute session. The price is actually still R260 for 40 minutes and R280 are for 60 minutes. The entrance fee is still R50, which is waved if you take a girl upstairs before 6 pm.

Jubby007
05-15-14, 06:57
I just got back from 4 x4 this afternoon and did a 40 minute session. The price is actually still R260 for 40 minutes and R280 are for 60 minutes. The entrance fee is still R50, which is waved if you take a girl upstairs before 6 pm.You are right about the price stucture. 4 x4 is my fav Terma in the world. However, I must say that Bel Prazer got some excellent talent now. Chics are chics and I wonder who hit Terma Centaurus these days. I hope it's only to satisfy his ego. I went to duda but they only got 7 girls now and none are my type. However, I'm hooked to Bel Prazer as I'm hittin it for the past 2 days in a row. I wake up at 8-9 am and do my 90 minutes jogging by the beach and hit Bel Prazer. I also have been going to Balcony for the past 2 nights and believe me that I have scanned the entire talent by now. You can find a few hottie but they don't do anal and will quote you are $250 MIN / HR. I'm saving my energy for a super hot 5 9' tall super hot chik in Bel Prazer for tomorrow. Patmar Beleza, I love your passion with Brasil. LOL.

Jubby007
05-15-14, 08:03
It's not about rules when somebody tells you to wake up and understand that nobody is interested in your millionaire stories that you repeatedly gives us.Tonight I had the time to go thru the old post. I apologize if I have offended you. Your post are always very informative and helpful. I have paid my cpf fees yesterday and today I will be applying my CPF so I can buy and apartment in Rio. I willhave done my homework and I will inform you when the transaction is completed. BTW, Botafogo and Copa got same prices now. Just my 2 rials.

Rahsta
05-15-14, 13:58
Sorry you had a bad experience, but you get bad apples trying to upsell at almost any venue. That's just part of the game, and as long as its not reflective of all the girls there, you have to take it in stride.

At 4 x4 you are also paying for the atmosphere. Hanging out at a cool place, drinking, listening to music, oogling the ladies. If you live there, and are looking for something regular, then I understand. But in prives and massage parlors, you are just into a room and out. For visitors, mid range Termas are more fun. Higher end clubs like Centaurus and Solarium are over priced. 4 x4 may be getting close to being too expensive, but its still reasonable in my book.Don't forget steamroom, suana, robs, towels, flipflops, toothpaste, showers etc.

FuckAfMedDig
05-15-14, 14:14
Don't forget steamroom, suana, robs, towels, flipflops, toothpaste, showers etc.Some gdps might be in a rush but you don't have to be and they'll get the message if you tell them you will do a program but chill first.

Plenty of garotas ficam bem com fome o final de noite ainda! (many are still hungry end of the night who haven't had any luck-remember who the boss is!

PatmarBeleza1
05-15-14, 14:27
Yep. Thanks.

The girl, Cacau, walked up to the floor above the reception, pointed to a price chart, and said 280 r 40 minutes, 340 r 1 h, etc. I got gringo'ed on the lead up to world cup.

At midnight, the unused bunda is a wasted asset, and goes on sale for half price at mosaico. I headed by there last night. In a walk by VM, I saw some very, very hot blonde girls at Queen 46, on the street outside VM. At 70 r for a half, those girls are pretty attractive cost / benefit. In Mosaico, I've seen 4 x4 girls come in at midnight on their way back to nova iguacu or other points in Zona Norte.

Anyway, the daily routine has settled into: prive girl at open (10)... Pernoites with prive girl at night...


Some gdps might be in a rush but you don't have to be and they'll get the message if you tell them you will do a program but chill first.

Plenty of garotas ficam bem com fome o final de noite ainda! (many are still hungry end of the night who haven't had any luck-remember who the boss is!

Devilspinkick
05-15-14, 18:33
I'm staying in Gloria, so for old times sake I decided to visit the spot of what used to be Termas Rio Antigo. The part that was the boate is now a danceclub apparently. The area which held the cabines and suites is now a hostel / hotel. I found it amusing that the bedsheets still have the logo from Rio Antigo on them . It was never the best Termas in town but I met a few gems there and had quite a few memorable experiences.

Meanwhile, prices in Rio continue to go up. Going to Termas now is just as expensive as hitting a quality brothel in Europe or using an escort in the States. Oh well, just makes me even more picky about who I choose to spend my Reais on. Hooked up with a tall morena in MC who calls herself Shakira. Wild gal, thin, nice boobs & tight. Big time pot head though. Not into the 420 myself but in my experience dames that are into 420 tend to be pretty wild in the sack so I can't complain.

- DSK.

PatmarBeleza1
05-16-14, 02:32
And so it goes...

Day 4, bunda #8, 4 completa.

The daily routine of 11 AM prive and the nightly dinner date / overnight is on track.

As for logistics: airbnb. Set your search terms. I am staying for about 90 r a night at a apartment across the street from panda. Helps because every GDP understands, "21 h 1 h panda".

Hard hearted monger that I am, I had dinner tonight with a former mini relationship at a restaurant in copa, came back to the apartment, and promptly banged another former Club Red Light girl at the apartment for a night cap. The girls that were doing an hour for 160 r in late 2012 are asking 300 now, but will take 200.

As for prives, for those of us that like mulatas, I recommend orientvip, 590 president vargas, sala 817, thati bom bom. I am going to post a screen grab from a gopro video. That was the morning fuck. First round was 30 minutes of oral, then doggy style, until finishing in her mouth. Then I banged her again and came again in that pretty mulatta pussy. 120 r. Not completa, but about as good a mulata bunda as one finds. And at 120 r, still well below the 160+50 at other prives, or the 280 r+50 at 4 x4. Some mongers like atmosphere, I'd rather dupla, which shall begin shortly... Call it full contact pilates / yoga instructors!

All the late night bargains have been struck.

Between the satin beaus and their belles.

Prehistoric garbage trucks.

Have the city to themselves.

Echoes and roars, dinosaurs.

They're all doing the monster mash.

And most of the taxis, most of the working girls.

Are only taking calls for cash.

I don't know how it happened.

It all took place so quick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Well, now, my door was standing open.

Security was laid back and lax.

But it was only my heart got a-broken.

You must have had a pass key made out of wax.

You played robbery with insolence.

And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane.

And you never did have the intelligence to use.

The twelve keys hanging off of my chain.

I don't know how it happened.

It all took place so quick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Well, now, it's past last call for alcohol.

Past recall has been here and gone.

The landlord he finally paid us all.

The satin jazzmen have put away their horns.

And we're standing outside of this wonderland.

Looking so bereaved and so bereft.

Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands.

The bottle's empty and there's nothing left.

I don't know how it happened.

It was faster than the eye could flick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

PatmarBeleza1
05-16-14, 03:53
So at cervantes bar, I am passing the time with the man while I am waiting on a friend. Television says there are 30 mil protesters on av pres. Vargas, where 12 hours ago, I banged a black girl; and there are protests in recife and sP. Tall italian-brazilian woman in her mid 30's arrives and we huddle in a corner for an hour, rekindling a flame, I walk her to the ave, and she catches her bus, but it takes a long time and we get to know each other. She will come over tomorrow. Immediately after getting back to the apartment proximo panda, a good solid 9 GDP comes storming in, all tongue kissin, and my tongue up her cuzinho, porn playing, vibe out, condoms fly, and 45 minutes later, we are showering after a nice anal banging finish. And so, hemingway and gellhorn fucked while the bullets flew, and I argue all day with one past mini relationship while she parties in zona norte, and I party with her friends too in pra bandeira, which is roughly, the slavers flag. The masses of middle class brazileiros are taking to the streets over 2.75 r v 3 r fares, or is it 1st world stadiums and 3 d world schools, european soccer stadiums and african education.

Bring it on I say.

I fuck two brazilian 20 year olds a day for the same reason I carried a rifle for my country when I was in my 20's. Life is short, and we may as well spend as much of it doing interesting things before we get chained to a desk.

Jubby007
05-16-14, 07:02
So at cervantes bar, I am passing the time with the man while I am waiting on a friend. Television says there are 30 mil protesters on av pres. Vargas, where 12 hours ago, I banged a black girl; and there are protests in recife and sP. Tall italian-brazilian woman in her mid 30's arrives and we huddle in a corner for an hour, rekindling a flame, I walk her to the ave, and she catches her bus, but it takes a long time and we get to know each other. She will come over tomorrow. Immediately after getting back to the apartment proximo panda, a good solid 9 GDP comes storming in, all tongue kissin, and my tongue up her cuzinho, porn playing, vibe out, condoms fly, and 45 minutes later, we are showering after a nice anal banging finish. And so, hemingway and gellhorn fucked while the bullets flew, and I argue all day with one past mini relationship while she parties in zona norte, and I party with her friends too in pra bandeira, which is roughly, the slavers flag. The masses of middle class brazileiros are taking to the streets over 2.75 r v 3 r fares, or is it 1st world stadiums and 3 d world schools, european soccer stadiums and african education.

Bring it on I say.

I fuck two brazilian 20 year olds a day for the same reason I carried a rifle for my country when I was in my 20's. Life is short, and we may as well spend as much of it doing interesting things before we get chained to a desk.Amazing story. Brother I like how you passionatly describe your experience like a true author. Consider me a true follower of your audience.

Mangera
05-16-14, 12:29
So at cervantes bar, I am passing the time with the man while I am waiting on a friend. Television says there are 30 mil protesters on av pres. Vargas, where 12 hours ago, I banged a black girl; and there are protests in recife and sP. Tall italian-brazilian woman in her mid 30's arrives and we huddle in a corner for an hour, rekindling a flame, I walk her to the ave, and she catches her bus, but it takes a long time and we get to know each other. She will come over tomorrow. Immediately after getting back to the apartment proximo panda, a good solid 9 GDP comes storming in, all tongue kissin, and my tongue up her cuzinho, porn playing, vibe out, condoms fly, and 45 minutes later, we are showering after a nice anal banging finish. And so, hemingway and gellhorn fucked while the bullets flew, and I argue all day with one past mini relationship while she parties in zona norte, and I party with her friends too in pra bandeira, which is roughly, the slavers flag. The masses of middle class brazileiros are taking to the streets over 2.75 r v 3 r fares, or is it 1st world stadiums and 3 d world schools, european soccer stadiums and african education.

Bring it on I say.

I fuck two brazilian 20 year olds a day for the same reason I carried a rifle for my country when I was in my 20's. Life is short, and we may as well spend as much of it doing interesting things before we get chained to a desk.Classic material. Oi cara, Some how, some way, I totally understand the whole theme and vibe from your posts. Enjoy! Good job dude!

PatmarBeleza1
05-17-14, 01:10
Body pics:

http://belprazer.com/equipe.html

So, I arrive at emporio do banheiro.

http://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/

At 14 h. Valentina, a 5'10" mulata, who looks like a 18 yo diana ross walks past. And I know I am done.

I ask for the apresentao, just to go through the motions. I get the line up, take notes.

Valentina comes in and yep, that's the one.

Emporio do banho is the best of 4 prives under common management (massagemtijuca, belprazer, dudasmassagem). The prives are the little league, then there is the second tier termas, then there are the top termas. But as we all know, the best girls are not always at the best termas.

Anyway, she comes in and DFK. Wow. She sits down and starts to undress, and I feed her the carrot, she licks my balls, and a nice slow blow job for 10 minutes. We go to a 69. Now this session was just two positions, and if I had to do an hour of just two positions, it would be these two.

First 69. With me on top. With me fucking her mulatta lips. With her fingers exploring my balls dick and ass. With me eating out a beautiful, sensitive black pussy topped by a pretty clit.

This went on for at least 10 minutes, with mutual fingers up see you's at least a little. At this point in life, I've come to terms with liking a tongue up my ass, especially if it belongs to a hot young woman.

Then we went to doggy style. And we fucked in doggy style for at least 25 minutes. Maybe 30. The good thing was the really great room at emporio. There are mirrors on three sides of the room, and a big queen size (at least) bed, and a mirror on the ceiling.

I banged her from behind, and grabbed her tits. I watched her pretty face and fucked her from behind. I slapped her negra ass and fucked her from behind. We varied the little things like her feet inside my legs and outside my legs.

She grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. I pulled her short afro and pulled her head back.

I positioned her hands on her asscheeks and made her spread her ass for me.

Finally, after about 30 minutes she collapsed against the pillows, still in doggy style, and I fucked her like that for about 5 or 7 minutes more.

Finally, I shot my single load into her.

I took my shower, and she was masterbating herself, legs spread, a beautiful sight. I helped her by licking all around her pussy, her ass cheeks and she finished orgasming.

By now, I've figured out that most GDPs don't come with most clients during the day, maybe later at night when they can relax. Anyway, I'll get to know her better later.

She's 18.

So, for those of this board who remember fany of 4 x4 fondly, there are a few good mulatas within 100 or 200 meters:

Valentina at emporio.

Thati bom bom at orient VIP.

Day 5, gata 9, completa 4.

Jubby007
05-17-14, 07:42
125 bucks for a 40 minute session? And she had a lot of restrictions too? I guess 4 x4 has really changed.First of all, I want to know the name of the pill you take Patmar Beleza that you can't cum within 1 hr. LOL Secondly, and sadly chiks in Bel Prazer want 80 Reals anal tax. Thus, it will now cost you 140 cash or 145 with cc + 80 reals anal tax. I never had any garota tried to sell me 1.5 hr programa in 4 x4 before. It's probably a greedy brat bcuz it never happened to me within the past 7 yrs. 4 X4 got some really nice ladies with a great heart. BTW, I banged a 5 9 tall stunner including anal in Bel prazer today. Took a metro back to Copa, ate quatro qeijos pizza from dominos and took a nap. Later, I got up at 10 pm, and hit balcony by 11:30 pm and banged my another fav 5 10 tall super hot garota including anal. I will never mention the names anymore bcuz sadly some folks will destroy the game for the rest of us. It was one of the best night of this year when I get to bang two models type beauties within a same day. Audios. I'm doing MC tom as the general manger of monte carlo promised me a free entry tom. Gnite and sleep tight.

PatmarBeleza1
05-18-14, 17:21
Planning on going to the source: Pavuna, best mulatta (negra) context next Saturday, 24 may, 17 h.

Today, going to do some recce of Norte Shopping and Pavuna just to get oriented.

PM me if you want to go. We can link up at a centro metro like carioca and push North.

Manny51
05-18-14, 23:35
So at cervantes bar, I am passing the time with the man while I am waiting on a friend. Television says there are 30 mil protesters on av pres. Vargas, where 12 hours ago, I banged a black girl; and there are protests in recife and sP. Tall italian-brazilian woman in her mid 30's arrives and we huddle in a corner for an hour, rekindling a flame, I walk her to the ave, and she catches her bus, but it takes a long time and we get to know each other. She will come over tomorrow. Immediately after getting back to the apartment proximo panda, a good solid 9 GDP comes storming in, all tongue kissin, and my tongue up her cuzinho, porn playing, vibe out, condoms fly, and 45 minutes later, we are showering after a nice anal banging finish. And so, hemingway and gellhorn fucked while the bullets flew, and I argue all day with one past mini relationship while she parties in zona norte, and I party with her friends too in pra bandeira, which is roughly, the slavers flag. The masses of middle class brazileiros are taking to the streets over 2.75 r v 3 r fares, or is it 1st world stadiums and 3 d world schools, european soccer stadiums and african education.

I fuck two brazilian 20 year olds a day for the same reason I carried a rifle for my country when I was in my 20's. Life is short, and we may as well spend as much of it doing interesting things before we get chained to a desk.That's a great image. I presume that you are talking about "Casablanca" as well. You need to try and session when it is actually happening, out your window on the streets below, as you watch in drinking post-coital beers in bathrobes from your balcony. "We'll always have Rio!

PatmarBeleza1
05-19-14, 00:10
The issue is not that I can't cum within 1 hr; rather that I wanted to cum multiple times in 40 minutes!

But, that was 8 fucks ago.

As of this writing, at 9 gatas, 10 fucks, 4 completa (a little weak for Rio) this trip.

Massagemtijuca: add sabrina, beautiful young mulatta to the must do's.

Valentina of Emporio is the find of this trip so far, 18 yo!


First of all, I want to know the name of the pill you take Patmar Beleza that you can't cum within 1 hr. LOL Secondly, and sadly chiks in Bel Prazer want 80 Reals anal tax. Thus, it will now cost you 140 cash or 145 with cc + 80 reals anal tax.

PatmarBeleza1
05-19-14, 00:31
Actually, Barcelona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFuQlLqqZk

Hemingway and Gellhorn banged in Barca during the Spanish Civil War.

Though Casablanca is the classic image, and yes, I'm thinking of that too... Bogart and Bergman didn't do much actual banging in that flick. On the other hand, Hemingway and Gellhorn banged in Barca, and in Cuba (in some kind of strip club with mulattas prancing around on stage)... And while Bogart and Bergman had some class and refinement, the Hemingway and Gellhorn model is much closer to the novela / mini-relationships that I have been / and am experiencing in Rio... And I think that is because Hemingway and Gellhorn are Latin American, and Casablanca is at the end of the day, European.

It's one thing to have a war come to your city; it's quite another to go looking for it, as I am doing, meeting with the family of GDPs out in Norte Shopping in Meier, or searching out Negra beauty contests in Pavuna.

Bogart had war come to him; Hemingway and Gellhorn went to find one, the Spanish Civil War, in the mid 1930's while America was still sleeping, and they fucked there; good on them.


That's a great image. I presume that you are talking about "Casablanca" as well. You need to try and session when it is actually happening, out your window on the streets below, as you watch in drinking post-coital beers in bathrobes from your balcony. "We'll always have Rio!

PatmarBeleza1
05-19-14, 02:40
And if you're coming to Rio you are de facto coming to a war, an economic war between the rich and poor, the poor being the GDPs you are fucking, and the rich being you, as you are flying to Rio to fuck them.


Actually, Barcelona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFuQlLqqZk

Hemingway and Gellhorn banged in Barca during the Spanish Civil War.

Though Casablanca is the classic image, and yes, I'm thinking of that too... Bogart and Bergman didn't do much actual banging in that flick. On the other hand, Hemingway and Gellhorn banged in Barca, and in Cuba (in some kind of strip club with mulattas prancing around on stage)... And while Bogart and Bergman had some class and refinement, the Hemingway and Gellhorn model is much closer to the novela / mini-relationships that I have been / and am experiencing in Rio... And I think that is because Hemingway and Gellhorn are Latin American, and Casablanca is at the end of the day, European.

It's one thing to have a war come to your city; it's quite another to go looking for it, as I am doing, meeting with the family of GDPs out in Norte Shopping in Meier, or searching out Negra beauty contests in Pavuna.

Bogart had war come to him; Hemingway and Gellhorn went to find one, the Spanish Civil War, in the mid 1930's while America was still sleeping, and they fucked there; good on them.

Gaucho9
05-19-14, 20:07
Actually, Barcelona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFuQlLqqZk

Hemingway and Gellhorn banged in Barca during the Spanish Civil War.

Just an observation from a local: You never say Barca. It's either Barcelona or Barna or BCN.

But never Barca. (A menos que quieras pasar como un "guiri".

Besides. Interesting commentary by PatmarBeleza1 regards Rio's War.

I couldn't agree more.

Jubby007
05-20-14, 00:14
4 x4 raised their prices starting today. It now cost are $280 + 50 = are $330 for 40 minutes and sadly are $300+50 for 1 hr in simple suite. I think Terma Monte carlo will thrive now because It cost are $370 for 40 minutes which gives you a similar experience as 1 hr programa and you don't have to catch a damn cab to Centro. Mark my words down that this price shift will make Terma Monte Carlo alot richer.

PatmarBeleza1
05-20-14, 00:39
XYZen: 14 h. Very beautiful Mulatta, thais, very completa.

Duplas can be negotiated down.

Several solid doubles partners in the line up.

Bring back the tijuca daily dupla!

All the late night bargains have been struck.

Between the satin beaus and their belles.

Prehistoric garbage trucks.

Have the city to themselves.

Echoes and roars, dinosaurs.

They're all doing the monster mash.

And most of the taxis, most of the working girls.

Are only taking calls for cash.

I don't know how it happened.

It all took place so quick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Well, now, my door was standing open.

Security was laid back and lax.

But it was only my heart got a-broken.

You must have had a pass key made out of wax.

You played robbery with insolence.

And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane.

And you never did have the intelligence to use.

The twelve keys hanging off of my chain.

I don't know how it happened.

It all took place so quick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Well, now, it's past last call for alcohol.

Past recall has been here and gone.

The landlord he finally paid us all.

The satin jazzmen have put away their horns.

And we're standing outside of this wonderland.

Looking so bereaved and so bereft.

Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands.

The bottle's empty and there's nothing left.

I don't know how it happened.

It was faster than the eye could flick.

But all I can do is hand it to you.

And your latest trick.

Jan 156
05-20-14, 03:59
or searching out Negra beauty contests in Pavuna.I never thought of that.

These beauty contests in poor areas are a very Brasilian institution and popular tv staple. Hehe. . .

Eric Cartman
05-20-14, 04:03
4 x4 raised their prices starting today. It now cost are $280 + 50 = are $330 for 40 minutes and sadly are $300+50 for 1 hr in simple suite. I think Terma Monte carlo will thrive now because It cost are $370 for 40 minutes which gives you a similar experience as 1 hr programa and you don't have to catch a damn cab to Centro. Mark my words down that this price shift will make Terma Monte Carlo alot richer.If you're staying in Zona Sul, why wouldn't you just take the metro? It's cheap and drops you super close to 4 x4. As long as you get the last train back before midnight, you're golden.

Manny51
05-20-14, 05:20
4 x4 raised their prices starting today. It now cost are $280 + 50 = are $330 for 40 minutes and sadly are $300+50 for 1 hr in simple suite. I think Terma Monte carlo will thrive now because It cost are $370 for 40 minutes which gives you a similar experience as 1 hr programa and you don't have to catch a damn cab to Centro. Mark my words down that this price shift will make Terma Monte Carlo alot richer.The rise in price is concerning, but I don't think it will hit 4 x4 just yet. This makes Monte Carlo also the same price, but I think that 4 x4 is actually a superior place, regardless of price. On a weeknight, I would still choose 4 x4 over Monte Carlo. I think that the rise in price may make people session less often, but I think most will still choose 4 x4 over MC as a venue.

Jubby007
05-20-14, 05:50
The rise in price is concerning, but I don't think it will hit 4 x4 just yet. This makes Monte Carlo also the same price, but I think that 4 x4 is actually a superior place, regardless of price. On a weeknight, I would still choose 4 x4 over Monte Carlo. I think that the rise in price may make people session less often, but I think most will still choose 4 x4 over MC as a venue.Everytime I come back to Rio, there is rise in prices in nearly everything. The local escort agency I use in the USA still charges me US $150/ hr for the past 7 yrs. On the other hand, Rio prices has gone up nearly 300% within the past 7 years. Bel Prazer girls now want 80 are $ for completa service. However, I have a fav in Bel Prazer whom I'm planning to visit tom and it will cost me are $145 + 80 = are $225 for programa. I stop going to 4 x4 after 6 pm because my bills get higher. I usually order one beer and a caprinha, as well as suco or water for the lady which cost around are $40-50. However, even with the free enterence my bill came out to nearly are $350 yesterday.

The advantage of visiting 4 x4 is the amazing choice of different girls and there's always someone new. However, Monte Carlo got some fresh talent too these days. I just think from now on if somebody want to hit any Terma after 5 pm, they better be prepared to spend are $350 minimum (excluding drinks) from now on. Local brasileros apply another strategy. I saw it haoppening twice a locals pick their fav chick by 5 pm, go up to the register and book a room to get enterence waived and than take the same girl back to the boite and don't enter the cabin until 10 minutes before 6 pm. Even when I enter by 5 pm, sometimes my fav girls are occupied by them for simply partying with them. Usually after 530 pm, it's very difficult to find the hoptties.

Jubby007
05-20-14, 06:11
Guys,

I know someone who got robbed on a Sunday night because he decided to get off 2 blocks away from his apartment from a taxi while he was with his girl from Balcony. Two guys on a bicycle grabbed him and empty his pockets and robbed him or nearly are $700. I was told never to mention your exact street address while interviewing any girl. They will ask your location, so simply tell them a wrong street name closeby. My sources told me that there is a new gang of young kids who sell drugs during daytime and operate as a bicycle robber gang at nighttime by Avenida Atlantica usually post mid night. If they spot any Garingo or tourist, they will grab you and empty you pockets in less than 30 seconds and disappear and the Police seems to be doing nothing. I was going to Balcony every night for the past 4 nights and made a mistake of catching a bus few times back to my apartment as it's only are $3. However, after learning this incident I no longer plan to walk in Copacabana post midnight. The guy lives on Avenida Nossa S. Copacabana but he decided to get off from taxi on Avenida Atlantica so he can walk two blocks to his apartment with his Balcony girl around 1 AM. You never know if the Balcony girl has a hand in this. I think there are some garotas who gives tips to this bicycle robber gang when they see you grabbing a taxi in front of them. Now I know why one of my fav girl in balcony told me twice to not choose the taxi in front of balcony and grab by Av. Nossa senora front of the juice shop. Avoid walking around after midnight in Copacabana. If you have to go to Balcony, it is secured with Police. Thus, grab your girl, take a taxi from Nossa Senhora Copacabana, get off exactly front of your apartment and run inside the building while the taxi is still there.

Stay safe.

Bravo
05-20-14, 12:29
4 x4 raised their prices starting today. It now cost are $280 + 50 = are $330 for 40 minutes and sadly are $300+50 for 1 hr in simple suite. I think Terma Monte carlo will thrive now because It cost are $370 for 40 minutes which gives you a similar experience as 1 hr programa and you don't have to catch a damn cab to Centro. Mark my words down that this price shift will make Terma Monte Carlo alot richer.You would think that the price increase would thin the herd a little, but as long as police officers still have free entrance fees, the place will continue to be packed. 350 R for 40 minutes? Damn, looks like I will be collecting numbers and trying to get them to come over before the start of their shift.

Azn Safado
05-20-14, 14:25
4 x4 raised their prices starting today. It now cost are $280 + 50 = are $330 for 40 minutes and sadly are $300+50 for 1 hr in simple suite. I think Terma Monte carlo will thrive now because It cost are $370 for 40 minutes which gives you a similar experience as 1 hr programa and you don't have to catch a damn cab to Centro. Mark my words down that this price shift will make Terma Monte Carlo alot richer.They also decided to raise the subway metro prices yesterday from $3,20 are to $3,50 are. It's such a crappy subway system that takes you barely anywhere around the city. It will probably be around $5,00 are or more by the time the Olympics rolls around!

FuckAfMedDig
05-20-14, 14:56
You would think that the price increase would thin the herd a little, but as long as police officers still have free entrance fees, the place will continue to be packed. 350 R for 40 minutes? Damn, looks like I will be collecting numbers and trying to get them to come over before the start of their shift.4 x 4 are trying to get that World Cup money-they figure if you are rich enough to come down and stay in triple-priced hotels you won't blink at the increase.

It will stay till after the Olympics.

Personally I am meeting 4 new non-pros who are up for anything gdps are-I found them (or they found me) on brazcupid, eai etc.

I will be hitting all my have spots-from little league spots to the majors and mixing it up with non-pros.

I had a non-pro from a neighbouring state last trip and she was crazier than a lot of gdps.

It will, however be the first time I try non-pros in Rio.

One is also flying in from SP to meet me-I'm staying in Centro for the first time as Copa etc was booked up so will be near certain action and Lapa.

The plot thickens!

PatmarBeleza1
05-20-14, 15:08
Pernoite with 18 yo from prive last night. 300 r all in for 12 hours. The keys to a good pernoite:

- porta dos fundos on HDTV.

- HDMI device, chromecast.

- laptop, phones on chromecast.

- girl with whatsapp.

- a few translater browsers open to get here there.

-airbnb to crowdsource the apat (90 r for a sweet spot across street from panda).

- girl who likes 420, because as mentioned, most nites that start with her picking bob marley video do end well; amy winehouse at midnight a nice touch.

- only snag: after midnight almost no one delivers.

Other than that waking up with a 18 yo brazilian girl is a pretty dam good way to start a new day.

Duplas in tijuca can be had for less than 200 r, just take the metro all the way to sans pena.

Gents: sabado: metro to pavuna castelo; puta patrol; need wingMEN.

Well, so it does appear 4 x4 is at 280 r for 40 minutes. Just say no. Go to emporio do banheiro across the street, literally 100 meters, rua do rosario 135,3 d floor. Rooms are better. Tell 4 x4 to go f* themselves. Get numbers at the prives.

emporio do banheiro is 160r for 1h

let me do the math:

4x4: 330r for 40 minutes:
8.25r per minute
16r per minute if you cum at 20 minutes and girl says one shot in a 40 minute session

emporio: 160r for 60 minutes:
2.6r per minute
25 per hour for the overnight a week later

I am at gata 10, fuck 12, completa 5, pernoite 1, mulata 6.

What batting category am I missing?

Duplas.

Non pros.

Be the hunter not the hunted.

If you don't know who the fool in the room is, it is you.

Beleza negra contests held nightly in my flat...

All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
Prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves
Echoes and roars, dinosaurs
They're all doing the monster mash
And most of the taxis, most of the *****s
Are only taking calls for cash

I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

Well, now, my door was standing open
Security was laid back and lax
But it was only my heart got a-broken
You must have had a pass key made out of wax
You played robbery with insolence
And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane
And you never did have the intelligence to use
The twelve keys hanging off of my chain

I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

Well, now, it's past last call for alcohol
Past recall has been here and gone
The landlord he finally paid us all
The satin jazzmen have put away their horns
And we're standing outside of this wonderland
Looking so bereaved and so bereft
Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands
The bottle's empty and there's nothing left

I don't know how it happened
It was faster than the eye could flick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick