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Do a street chica for $20, plus $5 for the room.
Money well spent!
So I'm thinking about making my first trip soon. Only problem is that I am a virgin, and I am worried that I won't be able to last more than five minutes. Will chicas agree to shorter sessions for less money? I wouldn't want to blow $60 and use only a fraction of my allotted time.
My sugestion would be to try street girls first, and just pay for straight sex or only go as high as $300 pesos, don't offer dollars, you will enjoy it better, it will get the edge off, then you can go for club girls that are more demanding in bed. Also avoid the girls standing in the alley at least for your very first pop, they can smell a newbie a mile away. Try the girls in the school girl outfits that stand on opposite sides of the alley. That will do the trick and save you some money.
Be safe and be a gentleman to the girls, they'll take care of you and your needs.
So I'm thinking about making my first trip soon. Only problem is that I am a virgin, and I am worried that I won't be able to last more than five minutes. Will chicas agree to shorter sessions for less money? I wouldn't want to blow $60 and use only a fraction of my allotted time.
SuperSteve
05-20-10, 13:17
So I'm thinking about making my first trip soon. Only problem is that I am a virgin, and I am worried that I won't be able to last more than five minutes. Will chicas agree to shorter sessions for less money? I wouldn't want to blow $60 and use only a fraction of my allotted time.
Go to Hong Kong and ask for Salma. She is one of the nicest ladies in the Zona, and explain to her about your "problem", she will do you right. Another thought is to date Rosie Palm just before you get over the border, and skip step one above.
Being a virgin, I hope that you are a younger man, so go back down stairs have a few drinks, and pick your "dream girl", and the second shot should last a while. Do not be pressured into buying drinks, and make sure that "the one" actually goes arriba before you buy them drinks. Not all HK ladies go upstairs, but all will drink with you at $7.00-$11.00 per drink.
Also, if you haven't been to TJ before, you may want to hook up with a wingman that knows the scene. There are many ways to get screwed in TJ, and not all of them are fun times.
Health & happiness to all...............
Go to Hong Kong and ask for Salma. She is one of the nicest ladies in the Zona, and explain to her about your "problem", she will do you right. Another thought is to date Rosie Palm just before you get over the border, and skip step one above.
Being a virgin, I hope that you are a younger man, so go back down stairs have a few drinks, and pick your "dream girl", and the second shot should last a while. Do not be pressured into buying drinks, and make sure that "the one" actually goes arriba before you buy them drinks. Not all HK ladies go upstairs, but all will drink with you at $7. 00-$11. 00 per drink.
Also, if you haven't been to Tijuana before, you may want to hook up with a wingman that knows the scene. There are many ways to get screwed in Tijuana, and not all of them are fun times.
Health & happiness to all.Definitely a good idea to get a wingman to show you around if its your first time in Tijuana. I'm sure you can PM many regulars here and they'll be happy to accompany you on your first trip.
Go to Hong Kong and ask for Salma. She is one of the nicest ladies in the Zona, and explain to her about your "problem", she will do you right. Another thought is to date Rosie Palm just before you get over the border, and skip step one above.
Being a virgin, I hope that you are a younger man, so go back down stairs have a few drinks, and pick your "dream girl", and the second shot should last a while. Do not be pressured into buying drinks, and make sure that "the one" actually goes arriba before you buy them drinks. Not all HK ladies go upstairs, but all will drink with you at $7.00-$11.00 per drink.
Also, if you haven't been to TJ before, you may want to hook up with a wingman that knows the scene. There are many ways to get screwed in TJ, and not all of them are fun times.
Health & happiness to all...............
I think that if the word gets out that there was a virgin in the bar, the girls will fight to take him to bed first.
Great minds think alike! Have fun in Columbia.
I want all the details.
My sugestion would be to try street girls first, and just pay for straight sex or only go as high as $300 pesos, don't offer dollars, you will enjoy it better, it will get the edge off, then you can go for club girls that are more demanding in bed. Also avoid the girls standing in the alley at least for your very first pop, they can smell a newbie a mile away. Try the girls in the school girl outfits that stand on opposite sides of the alley. That will do the trick and save you some money.
Be safe and be a gentleman to the girls, they'll take care of you and your needs.
Bubble Sortie
05-20-10, 21:34
This is good advice.
I've actually been trying to find someone that I know to go with me, but so far it's been unsuccessful. I'm not really sure about asking one of the regulars here though. I feel like it would be taking advantage, especially since I'm more of a lurker here. Hell, I'm thankful that you guys are even replying to my post. At the same time, going alone does seem like a scary experience. I am not totally naive in thinking some disaster can't happen to me just because I am equipped with knowledge from ISG. I have long been contemplating just going alone, but I'm still in the process of mulling over the risks and dangers. I appreciate your support, everyone.
Also, if you haven't been to TJ before, you may want to hook up with a wingman that knows the scene. There are many ways to get screwed in TJ, and not all of them are fun times.
Sure thing bro, ill PM u pictures. See u soon.
Great minds think alike! Have fun in Columbia.
I want all the details.
Country John
05-21-10, 02:01
So I'm thinking about making my first trip soon. Only problem is that I am a virgin, and I am worried that I won't be able to last more than five minutes. Will chicas agree to shorter sessions for less money? I wouldn't want to blow $60 and use only a fraction of my allotted time.
I think I lasted about 5 minutes on my first AB session back in the day and I had lots of experience. Supersteve is right. Go to Hong Kong (around 7pm) and ask for Salma. Tell her you are a virgin. (YES, tell her.) She'll take good care of you, I promise. She is a sweetheart and she knows what to do. She won't scam you or mistreat you. If you have ANY problems, let me know. I guarantee you'll have the right session, she's the right girl for the job.
Be safe and be nice.
Country John
We all start into this hobby just lurking at first, so don't feel bad. Let me know if you need a wingman, I'll show you around, that is if you can hold your hormones another few days, I will be back in town on 6-1.
This is good advice.
I've actually been trying to find someone that I know to go with me, but so far it's been unsuccessful. I'm not really sure about asking one of the regulars here though. I feel like it would be taking advantage, especially since I'm more of a lurker here. Hell, I'm thankful that you guys are even replying to my post. At the same time, going alone does seem like a scary experience. I am not totally naive in thinking some disaster can't happen to me just because I am equipped with knowledge from ISG. I have long been contemplating just going alone, but I'm still in the process of mulling over the risks and dangers. I appreciate your support, everyone.
Sock111,
I'm going down next Friday afternoon, the 28th. Only been in the Zona a few times, but have been mongering for years.
PM if you want to pop that bubble next week.
I got find this alley your talking about.
Hey, I'll hold you to that drink! lol.
I'll be down there Saturday night.
It is a damn shame! Out of the 30+ countries I traveled over the years, I only feared the local police in one country; Mexico, in particular Baja. I used love driving down to Rosarito and Ensenada for an overnight trip, but after being stopped the third time (for no apparent reason) I was done driving to Baja. All three stops had the same situation, my license would be taken and I would have to return to Tijuana on Monday to court to settle the case. But, I was able to pay the officer for the ticket each and every time. How fucking convenient.
That being said, I am becoming a fan of La Zona and the $5 taxi ride. La Zona has a scene which I think is quite compact and unique in itself. I'm sure there are some risks involved, but I have been looking over my shoulders for years and only carry enough money to lose for the day. I appreciate all the information the fellow mongers on this forum have to offer and look forward to buying each and every one of you a drink in HK.
Had some business in SD, stayed in National City and walked to the trolley from the Holiday Inn, bought a 1-way ticket for $2.50 and headed South. Crossing the border by foot was easy, just followed everybody and was not asked to show ID at any point. Came out on the other side and grabbed a taxi who took me to the Marriott for 100P, (I had not yet read the posts saying the fare should be $5, I will know better next time). It took 1h30 from my room in NC to my room in TJ.
Headed to HKG, was very impressed with the place, giant strip club with many girls, at least half of them are sexy and in some cases beautiful too. The club felt very safe and I loved the foam shows and jacuzzi shows that are going on most of the time.
Visited Adelita's, nice girls but did not like the setup as much as HK, it is not a rowdy place, more like a regular strip club where you can also approach the girls. In HKG you are walking amidst half naked girls grinding and having their tits sucked and pussies stroked, not so in the other bars I went to. Someone said most of them have fake boobs or ass but I did not notice that so much.
CC was dead, as expected, even at midnight, did not stay there long and did not like the place at all, dark and for the most part empty.
LC looked more like a country bar in the US, it seems best to go there if you like dancing to Mexican music, not impressed by the selection at all, mostly fat, middle aged women.
Tropical: I liked Tropical a lot, it is a smaller, latin dance club type place, but the service is very good, they take care of you, but in a nice way (such as the waiter remembered from one day to the next what I was drinking) and regularly offer chicas. I ended up with Claudia at 3AM, she was brought in by my waiter, said she had worked there 2 weeks and had never been out with a customer. I asked her how much to get back to my hotel and she said she liked me and any price will be fine. Wow... I offered 1000P for TLN, which seemed reasonable compared to $60 + room fee for 30 minutes on site, and she immediately accepted. Blonde, fairly tall, she looked shy at first but turned out to be a young, still lactating (she did not want her breasts sucked unfortunately), mother with a great body. We had a very nice 2-hour session in which she came 4 times, the girl was non-stop action. I am quite sure she would have stayed all night but I wanted to sleep so I put her in a taxi at 5AM.
Overall a very nice experience.
Hey, anyone know where I can get Churros around there? Not the one you smoke, but the sugar cinnamon coated fried dessert. I know I can pick up some on my walk to the port but after a good fuck I always feel like eating something sweet. Sometimes I'm not done enjoying the Zona but still have a craving for Churros. Not to mention I usually end up leaving real late and most of the Churros stands to the border are closed.
Veteran of the Tijuana and the zona. Just posting I'll be there late June and wouldn't mind a wingman or two to enjoy with. Especially someone who's spanish is better than me. I do ok but would do great with a better rap.
Offering my hotel [nice one] for after hours/toda la noche parties with the right people. Hit me up on the usasexguide at this same ID to scheme some plans if interested. Wouldn't mind a wingman to share 2-3 ladies with back in the hotel.
My last trip was great at Adelitas. Usually find someone amazing there willing to do anything for 60. Sure enough I found 2. Neve rremember the names but I'm noticing that more and more are willing to do anal than in past years. Good for me.
HK is my other place. But I'd like to put some time in at other smaller bars hoping for [1] bargains and [2] hidden gems for all night or several days. Also might be interested in non-zona fun at clubs/discos if the local talent is sleazy/easy as I desire.
Hit me up. Viva Tijuana
Choose the Chica sex position with care in light of the current reported TB cases, May 2010. Tijuana doggie action is the wave of the future at clubs and street if the current TB trend continues. TB is an airborne infection. Using a N95 mask with positive purge may provide some protection.
Currently not all chicas offer "doggie" action. Some offer "modified doggie action" only as one learns later. Holds the penis with her hand to avoid pounding and deep penetration. Not sure if any chica or mongers would agree to a mask with a positive personal purge system. Look very awkward to say the least.
Repeated cough, sweat, fever or running nose make the border crossing a real challenge including total loss of "freedom'". Does the CBP have the right to "ask about exposure in TJ including sex" under thses conditions? Yes !
Currently the TJ TB rate is around 10 times the rate of MN and moving higher.
SJ rate is around 2 x MN. SJ being a "flat land" surronding have a lot more to offer. Half Moon Bay, Marine County, Santa Cruz, SS and SF come to my mind.
I am from San Jose, and I couldn't agree more. This town is a wasteland...
Choose the Chica sex position with care in light of the current reported TB cases, May 2010. Tijuana doggie action is the wave of the future at clubs and street if the current TB trend continues. TB is an airborne infection. Using a N95 mask with positive purge may provide some protection.
Currently not all chicas offer "doggie" action. Some offer "modified doggie action" only as one learns later. Holds the penis with her hand to avoid pounding and deep penetration. Not sure if any chica or mongers would agree to a mask with a positive personal purge system. Look very awkward to say the least.
Repeated cough, sweat, fever or running nose make the border crossing a real challenge including total loss of "freedom'". Does the CBP have the right to "ask about exposure in TJ including sex" under thses conditions? Yes !
Currently the TJ TB rate is around 10 times the rate of MN and moving higher.
SJ rate is around 2 x MN. SJ being a "flat land" surronding have a lot more to offer. Half Moon Bay, Marine County, Santa Cruz, SS and SF come to my mind.
OK. A.M.F. Back on the Ignore list.
Marine county, indeed. Santa Cruz flat land?? WAFI
I'm uneducated on this matter, therefore fail to see a connection. Can someone explain how TB is transmitted and what is special about doggie that makes it particularly of concern?
Thank you.
Choose the Chica sex position with care in light of the current reported TB cases, May 2010. Tijuana doggie action is the wave of the future at clubs and street if the current TB trend continues. TB is an airborne infection. Using a N95 mask with positive purge may provide some protection.
Currently not all chicas offer "doggie" action. Some offer "modified doggie action" only as one learns later. Holds the penis with her hand to avoid pounding and deep penetration. Not sure if any chica or mongers would agree to a mask with a positive personal purge system. Look very awkward to say the least.
TB can be transmitted through the monitor if you read Sound 7's posts, hence the "ignore" option. Think of it as an N95 with a purge feature but streamlined. :)
I'm uneducated on this matter, therefore fail to see a connection. Can someone explain how TB is transmitted and what is special about doggie that makes it particularly of concern?
Thank you.
Doggie position prevents direct contact with TB cough.
I'm uneducated on this matter, therefore fail to see a connection. Can someone explain how TB is transmitted and what is special about doggie that makes it particularly of concern?
Thank you.
YR: 2010
Research/ CDC (http://www.cdc.gov/eid/content/16/5/757.htm)
TB can be transmitted through the monitor if you read Sound 7's posts, hence the "ignore" option. Think of it as an N95 with a purge feature but streamlined. :)=============================================
EDITOR'S SUGGESTION: This is interesting, but you might consider re-posting it under the Safe Sex topic in the Special Interests section of the Forum where it will benefit the Forum Members who are specifically looking for this type of information. Thanks!
this is good advice.
i've actually been trying to find someone that i know to go with me, but so far it's been unsuccessful. i'm not really sure about asking one of the regulars here though. i feel like it would be taking advantage, especially since i'm more of a lurker here. hell, i'm thankful that you guys are even replying to my post. at the same time, going alone does seem like a scary experience. i am not totally naive in thinking some disaster can't happen to me just because i am equipped with knowledge from isg. i have long been contemplating just going alone, but i'm still in the process of mulling over the risks and dangers. i appreciate your support, everyone.
wow, a virgin on the forum: i don't think we've ever had that before!!
don't sweat it! pretty much everybody on this forum started as a lurker, including yours truly! when i first went down, i thought that "the alley" was an actual "alley" in the american sense of the word, and went looking for a back alley once i exited adelita's!! little did i realize that this is just a figure of speech for the main drag through the zone! the alley, as it turns out, was right behind me! anyway, don't worry about it. you'll learn.
my advice, for what it's worth, is start by reading the forum. go back 6 or 12 months and just read everything you can. then read brockton o'toole's guide. then find the post from a few weeks ago that has the outstanding map of the zone. look this over, and then print out a copy and take it with you. on your first run, park north of the border and walk across (just follow the herd of people to the pedestrian crossing.) then cross over throught the first set of turnstiles, walk straight through the mexican inspection and then hang a right. this will exit you through the second set of turnstiles. once through, walk across the road and then turn left along "pharmacy row". here, you will find many taxis.
avoid the cabs where the drivers are calling out to you. walk along and find the taxi stand for the smaller yellow, or white taxi libre cabs. these will take you to the zone for about $3 + tip. (the us dollar has just increased to about 12.9 pesos this week, so $3 is more than sufficient.) get in the front seat and ask the driver to take you to adelitas (pronounced: aa-day-leet-aas). trust me - they will know where that is. if they try to divert you to a massage parlor, just politely decline. if they tell you that ab is "closed" don't believe them - it's open...it's always open, dude!
once arrived, just walk into ab through the curtain. it will take a while for your eyes to get used to the darkness: to the right is the bar, to the left are tables and a stage. restroom is straight back and to the left. good to pay a vist to the restroom if you're a newbie. scope out the action and let your eyes adjust. tip the restroom attendant a few cents, and head back to the action.
find a seat at the bar if you can, order a beer and then just chill. look around you, enjoy the view of the chicas, enjoy the relaxing atmosphere of guys having a good time. if somebody catches your eye, just smile and if necesary wave them over. you will be approached by girls, but the really super hot ones generally do not approach men. anyway, just take it all in and see how the system works: boy sees girl; boy eyes girl; girl watches boy eyeing her; girl comes over and small talk is made; boy sometimes buys a girl drink and, if things progress, they agree on a price for upstairs. always negotiate this downstairs. upstairs, it's all business. prices are genearlly $60 for the girl + $12 for the room + $1 tip for the cleaning guys.
if you don't want to do an ab girl then, upon exiting ab, turn right, then your first right, then another right, and you're in the alley! here there are many street walkers. just walk along slowly until you see somebody you like. they'll hiss and call out to you, and some will grab you...this is normal! if you want one of them, negotiate the price downstairs. it's usually $20 or so for the girl plus the room. however, it's higher if you want sin ropa, which means withough clothes, or if you want a bj.
my advice again is to go to ab and then pay the full $60 for the bj + full service. yes, you may not last long but it's your first time, so you're probably going to rememeber it and it will be worth it. the condom will also help de-sensitize you. once you do it a few times, you'll be a pro, and before you know it you'll be negotiating in spanish.
last bit of advice: there's a lot of people in the zone who will want something from you: money, a tip for "advice", or to sell you something you don't want or need. just politely decline these people and keep walking. don't be rude, but just ignore them and eventually they'll go away. if you can go with a wing man your first time then that's great. if not, you'll do fine on your own.
good luck, and don't forget to report back in!
Bubble Sortie
05-27-10, 04:44
Haha, way ahead of you, good sir. Back when I found this forum, I read back a few months, and since then have lurked more or less every day for the past few months. I really enjoy reading your guys' posts; they always sound vibrant and exciting, sometimes reading like overblown erotic literature stories. But that's what I love: the style and the tone of the reports are what make me keep coming back here, and of course, the information. You guys have a really great and supportive community going here, and for that I am very thankful.
Oh, and thank you for the very specific information about navigating the area. It is even more detailed than Brockton's Guide (which I have read more than once, but it's such an important suggestion, it is definitely worth repeating and number of times) and I will definitely follow your info, especially the stuff about the taxis. I'll be sure to write a report after my maiden journey.
Thanks again.
Wow, a virgin on the forum: I don't think we've ever had that before!
My advice, for what it's worth, is start by reading the forum. Go back 6 or 12 months and just read everything you can. Then read Brockton O'toole's guide. Then find the post from a few weeks ago that has the outstanding map of the zone. Look this over, and then print out a copy and take it with you. On your first run, park north of the border and walk across (just follow the herd of people to the pedestrian crossing.) Then cross over throught the first set of turnstiles, walk straight through the Mexican inspection and then hang a right. This will exit you through the second set of turnstiles. Once through, walk across the road and then turn left along "Pharmacy Row". Here, you will find many taxis.
Avoid the cabs where the drivers are calling out to you. Walk along and find the taxi stand for the smaller yellow, or white Taxi Libre cabs. These will take you to the zone for about $3 + tip. (The US dollar has just increased to about 12. 9 pesos this week, so $3 is more than sufficient.) Get in the front seat and ask the driver to take you to Adelitas (pronounced: Aa-day-leet-aas). Trust me. They will know where that is. If they try to divert you to a massage parlor, just politely decline. If they tell you that AB is "closed" don't believe them. It's open. It's always open, dude!
Once arrived, just walk into AB through the curtain. It will take a while for your eyes to get used to the darkness: to the right is the bar, to the left are tables and a stage. Restroom is straight back and to the left. Good to pay a vist to the restroom if you're a newbie. Scope out the action and let your eyes adjust. Tip the restroom attendant a few cents, and head back to the action.
Find a seat at the bar if you can, order a beer and then just chill. Look around you, enjoy the view of the chicas, enjoy the relaxing atmosphere of guys having a good time. If somebody catches your eye, just smile and if necesary wave them over. You will be approached by girls, but the really super hot ones generally do not approach men. Anyway, just take it all in and see how the system works: boy sees girl; boy eyes girl; girl watches boy eyeing her; girl comes over and small talk is made; boy sometimes buys a girl drink and, if things progress, they agree on a price for upstairs. Always negotiate this downstairs. Upstairs, it's all business. Prices are genearlly $60 for the girl + $12 for the room + $1 tip for the cleaning guys.
If you don't want to do an AB girl then, upon exiting AB, turn right, then your first right, then another right, and you're in the alley! Here there are many Street Walkers. Just walk along slowly until you see somebody you like. They'll hiss and call out to you, and some will grab you. This is normal! If you want one of them, negotiate the price downstairs. It's usually $20 or so for the girl plus the room. However, it's higher if you want sin ropa, which means withough clothes, or if you want a BJ.
My advice again is to go to AB and then pay the full $60 for the BJ + full service. Yes, you may not last long but it's your FIRST TIME, so you're probably going to rememeber it and it will be worth it. The condom will also help de-sensitize you. Once you do it a few times, you'll be a pro, and before you know it you'll be negotiating in Spanish.
Last bit of advice: there's a lot of people in the zone who will want something from you: money, a tip for "advice", or to sell you something you don't want or need. Just politely decline these people and keep walking. Don't be rude, but just ignore them and eventually they'll go away. If you can go with a wing man your first time then that's great. If not, you'll do fine on your own.
Good luck, and don't forget to report back in!
Desertratco
05-28-10, 05:44
I've been to TJ several times, so i'm not a newbie. Still, it might be interesting to see it from someone else's perspective. I'll be hanging in SD and TJ starting next Weds night (6/2) and leaving early Saturday AM (6/5). I'm tempted to get a room somewhere in TJ for Friday night since I have to fly out of SAN at about 7:45am Saturday.
Suggestions? Anyone want to share any secrets about la zona roja?
As this is a Mexican forum, it's Adios, MotherFucker. Comprendes?
:D
Is this really a Mexican forum? It thought it was ISG not MSG. :-)
I will definitely follow your info, especially the stuff about the taxis.For a novice visitor to the Zona Norte the yellow taxis are just fine. Granted, they charge $5 instead of the $3 fare offered by the competition. But the $2 difference is no big deal and the yellow taxis are easier to find.
I think those of us who are Old TJ Hands sometimes are guilty of gilding the lily when providing advice to novices. In an effort to be helpful, we pass along advice like how to save a couple of bucks on cab fare, or how to take advantage of currency exchange rates.
All of this is well-meaning, but we forget that the novice visitor is usually so overwhelmed by the novelty that he's operating on brain stem power. He's happy to have a 90 percent experience and get back in one piece. So in my opinion the simplicity of taking a yellow taxi to either Adelita Bar or Hong Kong Club and paying in dollars for the standard trip upstairs more than outweighs the potential savings that come with a more complex plan. There is always time on subsequent visits to add value.
Regards,
Bunky
I decided to head down to Tijuana yesterday for scheduled maintenance. It was a long grueling trip. I left Pacific Beach at 3:00 and was fondling Marlen's hot dark ass in HK by 3:40. Lesson learned from the previous trips. Bring your own lube. Hung out in HK for a while, it seems like time just flies by in that place. So much to see and touch. The place reminds me of the Titty Twister bar in the movie "From Dust Till Dawn. "
Decided to venture out to check out a couple of other places. I stopped in Adelita. Many hotties available. Then I went to LC for the first time and decided to have a drink at the bar. The band was quite loud, so I figured one drink and back to HK. So I thought. A chunky cutie joined me at the bar, named Imelda. Great smile and good kisser to boot. I'm a sucker for a smile, even more for a kiss. Thus, we headed to the room. Her, no English, me, no Spanish. Let the fun begin. We pretty much did everything except anal, which was fine with me. The funny part was when she hopped on the sink to cleanse her snatch. I thought the sink would give, but apparently it had been weight tested in the past.
I then decided to walk around the "Goodie Block" to check out the street scene, which was pretty active. I was looking for a blonde cutie with a killer smile, which I seen during other visits. Was not there. So I went to the other side of the "Goodie Block" for some tasty tacos. Then back to HK. Sitting at the bar at the alley end and watched a stunning redhead in one of those shaving creamy lesbian show. She was so hot. By the way, what is that substance that they use for that show?
Hung out in HK for quite a bit and Tryra showed up and I spent some time with her. She asked me where were all the Americans and I did not have an answer for her, but did agree there were very few gringos in the place. Right before I left, I ran into Sofia, Xxnegrito's favorite lady. I got a big smile and hug, so I said what the hell. I bought her a couple of Tequilas and did my best to communicate. To no avail. Don't worry bro, did not touch any body parts, just enjoyed her company.
So my plan was to take a walk around the "Goodie Block" and then head home, that was the plan. I ran into the blonde cutie with a killer smile, so after discussing my options, we went off to the room. I knew I couldn't get off again, but I just wanted to play. So we played well together. After that, back to the taco stand for one more before leaving. The wait was about 5 minutes at the border and I got back in Pacific Beach around 10: 30.
What was the damage?
2 women. 80
2 hotels. 20
4 lady drinks. 27 (LC was only 6)
My drinks. Lost track after the 5th one
Tips for servers and especially the women. I went through a pocket full of ones, so not sure
I thought about exchanging US into pesos, but I suck at math. But next time I might try it.
Observations this trip:
1. It appears that stop signs are only recommendations for the taxi drivers.
2. I can never get a fucking margarita in these places!
3. These women endure quite a bit of non-tipping gropers! I always tip before I touch and then they present the goodies to me, and even then, I'm gentle with the goodies. I watch some of these guys trying to force fingers up the girls and squeeze their asses hard. No respect whatsoever and I think that is sad.
Good points Bunky! I'm far from new to mongering, but somewhat new to the Zona Norte scene. I agree with the 5 bucks, but I'm not part of that 90 percent experience and get back in one piece.
On the other hand, I talk to these taxi drivers on the way to and from the zone. Most of them have families and trying to stay alive during this difficult time that Tijuana is going through. Revolution Ave. Used to thrive with tourist. Now it is dead.
While I was in the military, I used to be a taxi driver part-time. It is a stressful occupation to say the least. What is 5 bucks to me, compares nothing to what is 5 bucks to the drivers and their families. My point is, don't sweat the extra buck or two. It will be put to good use one way or another.
For a novice visitor to the Zona Norte the yellow taxis are just fine. Granted, they charge $5 instead of the $3 fare offered by the competition. But the $2 difference is no big deal and the yellow taxis are easier to find.
I think those of us who are Old TJ Hands sometimes are guilty of gilding the lily when providing advice to novices. In an effort to be helpful, we pass along advice like how to save a couple of bucks on cab fare, or how to take advantage of currency exchange rates.
All of this is well-meaning, but we forget that the novice visitor is usually so overwhelmed by the novelty that he's operating on brain stem power. He's happy to have a 90 percent experience and get back in one piece. So in my opinion the simplicity of taking a yellow taxi to either Adelita Bar or Hong Kong Club and paying in dollars for the standard trip upstairs more than outweighs the potential savings that come with a more complex plan. There is always time on subsequent visits to add value.
Regards,
Bunky
A helpful ISG forum to locate TJ chicas & improve personal safety.
Is this really a Mexican forum?
It thought it was ISG not MSG.
[QUOTE=Sound7]YR: 2010
Research/ CDC (http://www.cdc.gov/eid/content/16/5/757.htm)
The expression, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, " applies well here. While TB is "high" in Baja California it is statistically irrelevant (The difference between 57 cases per 100, 000 and 18 cases per 100, 000). Also TB is not transmitted by kissing, physical contact, sharing food or drink, touching bed linens or toilet seats, sharing toothbrushes, etc. It is transmitted by repeated and close inhalation of droplets caused by deep coughing of the infected. Living with them. If you are measuring your contact by the hour and not by the month you have no chance of contracting TB.
I thought about exchanging US into pesos, but I suck at math. But next time I might try it.
2. I can never get a fucking margarita in these places!
3. These women endure quite a bit of non-tipping gropers! I always tip before I touch and then they present the goodies to me, and even then, I'm gentle with the goodies. I watch some of these guys trying to force fingers up the girls and squeeze their asses hard. No respect whatsoever and I think that is sad.Nice TR!
Don't overthink it. Exchange your pesos at either the border near the entrance, or at the cambio where all the yellow taxi guys stand. I think the taxi place closes at night. The one nearest the border entrance doesn't have the best rates, but they're not far off.
Don't worry about the math. There isn't any. Assume, for the chica negotiations, a 10:1 ratio. When they quote X dollars, counter with "No tengo dolares. Tengo pesos." One of you should offer X x 10 Pesos. So, $20 is 200 Pesos, $60 is 600 pesos, etc. If they start calculating the exchange rate, move on. She's too business-minded and your odds of a good session just went down.
As far as the clubs and rooms, they all operate in dollars and they adjust their exchange rate accordingly. So, if they quote room rates in dollars, you tell them you have pesos, they give you the rate in pesos. No math at all, unless you can't count change! :D J/K
At then end of the day, you will have saved a fair amount, depending on how many chicas you can do. :D
I was at a small bar with a favorita I used to hang out with. I tried to get a Margarita, and could not. She looked at me like I was from Mars and laughed. She told me something to the effect of "This is Mexico. We drink beer and tequila." LOL So, I stopped trying...
Completely agree about the boors who try to cram fingers, etc., up the chicas' asses, snatches, wherever. What a bunch of lowlifes. :( Even in a MX strip club you can at least show a little bit of class!
Hi I am a newbie, have never been to Tijuana before but I am planning to go there in 2 weeks. Aside form all the exciting things I have read in this forum and BTW I appreciate it all, are there any public/nude beaches near Tijuana that any here know of? Any info on this is appreciated.
After a 3+ months break finally made it to TJ again. Not the best trip bat whatevs.
The alley action was pretty low for a Sat afternoon. A few hot chicks but no new super hot ones.
Chicago was less dead than usual with a few chicks sitting around and bullshitting, one of them looked hot but I didn't bother her. No customers. Not really my scene.
AB was ok, maybe 3-4 hot chicks, but no new must-fuck-now hotnesses.
Walked thru Las Chavelas, one cute chick ,but she wasn't looking at me and others were giving me the look, I wasn't interested and bailed before I had to make conversation.
HK was pretty slow for a Sat afternoon, a bunch of waiters were hanging out in the alley later probably due to lack of business. I think they started charging cover at 6 which was really lame especially considering lack of action. At least A/C was handling the load better than usual. Maybe 3-4 legitimately hot strippers and I already nailed one of them. A couple of edecanes doubled is size from last time I saw them. Must have quit drugs or something. A hot edecane that went missing a few months ago was back, I may have to waste an ungodly amount of money ($100) to take her arriba. She's just my type I guess.
Tipped a little foam show chick that goes by Candy or something like that, she asked me to go to the rrrrrroom, $60?, 600 pesos?, ok, vamos. Cute face, nice slim young body, cute little kitty, tiny titties nice enough, darkish skin. Nice attitude, she was very cooperative and hardworking. My dick wasn't, she didn't have any lube and had to rely on her saliva so did not finish but had fun playing with her. May try again and bring my own lube next time.
Walked around for a while looking for the next chicka. For some reason went with a crack*****. I don't know what's wrong with me. Waste of time and money mostly but I did come in her mouth. Not doing any more crack*****s. Should have nailed a cute alley chick instead.
Had some tacos at Chicago stand. It doesn't get dark until after 8 now so I decided to save 50 pesos and get some more exercise and walk back to the border. No line at all at 8. Guess no one comes back on the first day of a long weekend.
Love your report bro, no worries about sofia, she's a grown woman and can take care of herself, sounds like you had fun, we need to head to Colombia soon, it is by far the best mongering experience, I can't wait to go back.
I decided to head down to Tijuana yesterday for scheduled maintenance. It was a long grueling trip. I left Pacific Beach at 3:00 and was fondling Marlen's hot dark ass in HK by 3:40. Lesson learned from the previous trips. Bring your own lube. Hung out in HK for a while, it seems like time just flies by in that place. So much to see and touch. The place reminds me of the Titty Twister bar in the movie "From Dust Till Dawn. "
Decided to venture out to check out a couple of other places. I stopped in Adelita. Many hotties available. Then I went to LC for the first time and decided to have a drink at the bar. The band was quite loud, so I figured one drink and back to HK. So I thought. A chunky cutie joined me at the bar, named Imelda. Great smile and good kisser to boot. I'm a sucker for a smile, even more for a kiss. Thus, we headed to the room. Her, no English, me, no Spanish. Let the fun begin. We pretty much did everything except anal, which was fine with me. The funny part was when she hopped on the sink to cleanse her snatch. I thought the sink would give, but apparently it had been weight tested in the past.
I then decided to walk around the "Goodie Block" to check out the street scene, which was pretty active. I was looking for a blonde cutie with a killer smile, which I seen during other visits. Was not there. So I went to the other side of the "Goodie Block" for some tasty tacos. Then back to HK. Sitting at the bar at the alley end and watched a stunning redhead in one of those shaving creamy lesbian show. She was so hot. By the way, what is that substance that they use for that show?
Hung out in HK for quite a bit and Tryra showed up and I spent some time with her. She asked me where were all the Americans and I did not have an answer for her, but did agree there were very few gringos in the place. Right before I left, I ran into Sofia, Xxnegrito's favorite lady. I got a big smile and hug, so I said what the hell. I bought her a couple of Tequilas and did my best to communicate. To no avail. Don't worry bro, did not touch any body parts, just enjoyed her company.
So my plan was to take a walk around the "Goodie Block" and then head home, that was the plan. I ran into the blonde cutie with a killer smile, so after discussing my options, we went off to the room. I knew I couldn't get off again, but I just wanted to play. So we played well together. After that, back to the taco stand for one more before leaving. The wait was about 5 minutes at the border and I got back in Pacific Beach around 10: 30.
What was the damage?
2 women. 80
2 hotels. 20
4 lady drinks. 27 (LC was only 6)
My drinks. Lost track after the 5th one
Tips for servers and especially the women. I went through a pocket full of ones, so not sure
I thought about exchanging US into pesos, but I suck at math. But next time I might try it.
Observations this trip:
1. It appears that stop signs are only recommendations for the taxi drivers.
2. I can never get a fucking margarita in these places!
3. These women endure quite a bit of non-tipping gropers! I always tip before I touch and then they present the goodies to me, and even then, I'm gentle with the goodies. I watch some of these guys trying to force fingers up the girls and squeeze their asses hard. No respect whatsoever and I think that is sad.
Can someone give me an idea what the temps are at night? I've looked at the extended forecast but are you still sleeping with blankets? When does it get warm enough that you need a fan at night ?
I might be coming down soon...not sure yet. I'd like to know what to pack.
Thanks
Super Gato
06-04-10, 07:21
Can someone give me an idea what the temps are at night? I've looked at the extended forecast but are you still sleeping with blankets? When does it get warm enough that you need a fan at night ?
I might be coming down soon...not sure yet. I'd like to know what to pack.
Thanks
The weather is pretty predictable all year. Lows will get in the 60s and the highs should be getting closer to 80 by now. I haven't slept with a blanket since moving here.
If you pay at least $40 a night, there should be AC or at least a good fan and a thin blanket. Since a lot of the construction in Tijuana is concrete/brick/etc the rooms won't get cold at night. I happen to run hot so I'll always stay in a place with AC and keep it cold in my room.
To me, the clubs -- especially Hong Kong -- gets warm inside all year so I like to dress in lighter fabric to remain comfortable. Even on "cold" nights when the temps are in the 50s I never feel that cold. The paraditas will be bundled up like eskimos but it is all relative.
The weather is pretty predictable all year. Lows will get in the 60s and the highs should be getting closer to 80 by now. I haven't slept with a blanket since moving here.
If you pay at least $40 a night, there should be AC or at least a good fan and a thin blanket. Since a lot of the construction in Tijuana is concrete/brick/etc the rooms won't get cold at night. I happen to run hot so I'll always stay in a place with AC and keep it cold in my room.
To me, the clubs -- especially Hong Kong -- gets warm inside all year so I like to dress in lighter fabric to remain comfortable. Even on "cold" nights when the temps are in the 50s I never feel that cold. The paraditas will be bundled up like eskimos but it is all relative.
Thank you for the detailed response. I tend to run on the cool side.
Dont expect the temperature to get so warm at night is a coastal town, so even in the summer time in the morning gets a bit chilly. Pack mostly summer clothes, youll spend most of your time at the clubs and it gets hot and stuffy in there.
I always pack shorts and a t-shirt to sleep in, the hotels provide blankets if you get cold they'll be available
Can someone give me an idea what the temps are at night? I've looked at the extended forecast but are you still sleeping with blankets? When does it get warm enough that you need a fan at night ?
I might be coming down soon...not sure yet. I'd like to know what to pack.
Thanks
i escaped the soon-to-be-sauna that was hk, and went for a stroll. the weather was so nice, i kinda hated to be inside.
took a pass through chavelas. i really hate the new layout. lots of dance room, but i liked the old long bar. all the chicas perched there like so many birds on a wire. now it seems there a many fewer chicas, but maybe that's an optical illusion. in this case, approaching 6pm, there were very few.
after a quick peek into cc (5 or 6 people inside) i headed up constitucion and went into delicias.
the mesero tried to nab me, but i grabbed a seat at the bar and waited. beer is something like 25 pesos, not bad. after a few minutes i noticed a little live wire at the other end of the bar. i've completely forgotten her name, but she's very thin, about 5" 4", brown hair, several tats including a tiger on her left shoulder. very animated and talkative, and i suspect some of that may have been chemically induced. she was really thin, if you know what i mean...
so, after her two fichas, my one beer and loads of squirming and groping, we settled on 450p for 40 minutes. weird, i know. we went next door to the hotel. as i was walking down the hall, i peered into a couple of the rooms. what a dump! they looked slightly better than the eduardo, in that they had toilets and some semblance of a shower. but only slightly better. anyway, the guy at the desk wanted money. there was a sign stating the prices, but it was a bit confusing. he explained that the 60p figure was for the street girls, but the 180p number was for the bar girls. wtf?? $15?? three times the "street girl" rate?? for this shithole? (now some more experienced guys can jump in here and let me know if the high buck rooms are better than the ones i saw in the hallway. maybe you get more for your 180p?) in any case, i couldn't believe it. i absolutely hate being taken advantage of, especially in a down economy. cascadas pulled that shit ($15/media hora) a while back. at least they can partially justify it because, by zona standards, they have much nicer rooms. clean, reasonably large, good shower, etc. i expressed shock to the guy and protested that this was the same as adelita. i just got a blank stare in return. so, my pissed-offedness overcame my horniness, i looked at them both, waved, said adios and walked out the door.
... continued in the street girl thread ...
Country John
06-07-10, 21:03
i like it when a monger decides to walk on a bad deal instead of saying "fuck it" and handing over his hard earned money. at least he gets an opportunity to vent and waive some money under the nose of a crook, then snatch it back. the girl gets to lose too.
only problem is that the crook knows that, in about 5 minutes, there will be another monger who will just shut up and pay.
more mongers need to say "no" to rips like this and send a message to the girls that they too lose session money in these rips. maybe they don;t care a whole helluva lot either, but at least your money goes where it belongs, your pocket.
nice stuff.
i'll follow you over to the other section.....
country john
i escaped the soon-to-be-sauna that was hk, and went for a stroll. the weather was so nice, i kinda hated to be inside.
took a pass through chavelas. i really hate the new layout. lots of dance room, but i liked the old long bar. all the chicas perched there like so many birds on a wire. now it seems there a many fewer chicas, but maybe that's an optical illusion. in this case, approaching 6pm, there were very few.
after a quick peek into cc (5 or 6 people inside) i headed up revu and went into delicias.
the mesero tried to nab me, but i grabbed a seat at the bar and waited. beer is something like 25 pesos, not bad. after a few minutes i noticed a little live wire at the other end of the bar. i've completely forgotten her name, but she's very thin, about 5" 4", brown hair, several tats including a tiger on her left shoulder. very animated and talkative, and i suspect some of that may have been chemically induced. she was really thin, if you know what i mean...
so, after her two fichas, my one beer and loads of squirming and groping, we settled on 450p for 40 minutes. weird, i know. we went next door to the hotel. as i was walking down the hall, i peered into a couple of the rooms. what a dump! they looked slightly better than the eduardo, in that they had toilets and some semblance of a shower. but only slightly better. anyway, the guy at the desk wanted money. there was a sign stating the prices, but it was a bit confusing. he explained that the 60p figure was for the street girls, but the 180p number was for the bar girls. wtf?? $15?? three times the "street girl" rate?? for this shithole? (now some more experienced guys can jump in here and let me know if the high buck rooms are better than the ones i saw in the hallway. maybe you get more for your 180p?) in any case, i couldn't believe it. i absolutely hate being taken advantage of, especially in a down economy. cascadas pulled that shit ($15/media hora) a while back. at least they can partially justify it because, by zona standards, they have much nicer rooms. clean, reasonably large, good shower, etc. i expressed shock to the guy and protested that this was the same as adelita. i just got a blank stare in return. so, my pissed-offedness overcame my horniness, i looked at them both, waved, said adios and walked out the door.
... continued in the street girl thread ...
So, after the quickie with Marisol, it was time to enjoy what was left of the afternoon. It was now just after 7pm.
I hadn't been up Revu in ages. I figured I'd look around and note any changes that have happened in the last several months.
Hard times, that's what's been happening. No big surprise there. Tons of locals out and about, but just one solitary gringo. Or at least it sure seemed that way. As dusk settled in, the crowd definitely started to thin out.
The dinky strip joint just south of Nelson is now open with a new name, something lame and forgettable. The Aloha next door is closed. Futher up, the upstairs joint, IIRC "Iguana," is gone. Bambi is gone (no great loss). Beverly Hills is gone. The strip joint half of Animale is gone. P&B still had a couple of touts outside. Madona is still open, but folks weren't exactly beating the doors down to get in.
Man, between 6th and 7th it looked like a ghost town. Virtually all the businesses were shuttered, with Se Renta signs painted on the doors.
But, in the middle of all this economic devastation, there were still a few signs of life. The Club Estrella, on 6th, had a whole new facade and signage, across 6th there's a new club, Circo (or something like that) for the young 'uns. Cesar's is remodeling. Between 2nd and 3rd (?), west side, where all that huge upstairs space is, there is a new huuuuge gay bar (!). Club 41? I had no idea that TJ was such a gay magnet.
It was getting on towards 8, and I figured it'd be better to get back to ZN before it got completely dark. So, I headed back in search of round 2.
... Continued in the Chicago Club thread ...
I went down to TJ on Thursday. Hung out in HK for a majority of the day. But didn't really like it as much as I used to. The girls were more snobby than they used to be. Unsure why. Maybe it's because the place is starting to get packed like Adelitas used to be. They blast the music here to the point where it's uncomfortable. Extremely crowded.
Went to Adelitas. Funny, but here the girls are more tamed than they used to be. And less crowded. It actually feels like the Chicago Club several years ago. Here, the music is played at a level where one can converse with a chica without yelling. It's nicer here. Only complaint is that there's a bit too much silicone here.
Checked Tropical. To me, it's too dark in here to be able to pick out the pretty girls from the ugly ones. But one can see from the silouettes that there are many "fat" girls here if that's your style. On the other hand, everywhere is a dark corner. So I'm sure that the girls are less shy.
Chicago was terrible. Absolutely terrible. In fact, some of their best girls have moved on to Adelitas. The quality here is ... dare I say it? Less than the alley. And I've thumped my nose at the alley for years. BTW, angel-faced Maria. She's moved on to Adelitas.
So I ended up at Las Chevales, which is situated beween Adelitas and Hong Kong. There were several stunningly beautiful women here. Here's the problem. They speak zero English. So you have to be creative with sign language. For example, putting your right index finger into your left hand OK sign has a significant meaning; or six fingers means $60.
In Conclusion -
Chicago: ugly fuck.
Adelitas: trophy fuck.
Hong Kong: young trophy fuck with attitude.
Tropical: fat fuck.
Chaveles: tender loving care fuck. but bring a dictionary.
Disclaimer - this is my personal experience this Thursday and is not intended to be representative for everyone.
Glad to see people are still posting TRs on here. I was going to head down to Tijuana a few weeks ago but was unable to (shit came up). Anyways, I know this probably isn't the right place to be asking this but does anyone here have any experience gambling in Tijuana? I was originally going to make a 400+ mile roundtrip drive from where I live here in Cali to Primm, NV to bet on Game 5 of the NBA Finals on Sunday but remembered that there was supposedly some kind of sportsbook near the vinicity of the Zona (I believe it is called Caliente?). This coupled with the fact that I'm long overdue for a Tijuana trip has me thinking I can kill two birds with one stone. Has anyone wagered on sports there and is it in a "fairly" safe area? Anyway advice/input would be greatly appreciated. As far as the chicas are concerned, I know Sunday's aren't the best days but I figure by the time the game is over there will be a decent selection at HK/AB.
Thanks in advance.
Rubberband Man
06-12-10, 16:51
Was in Tijuana over the weekend. Got there pretty later a little after 3am.
All the places were closed. Whats up with that? I remember places opened till 5 or 6am.
Asked one of the guys at the door. They said that a few months ago someone got shot right in front of AB and now they are all closing at 3am.
Does anyone have any more info on this?
Nice report, pretty much how I saw things, anyone been in HK during the soccer? Not that I'm a soccer fan but I'm guessing that the place becomes a sausagefest...again. So this would be a good place to avoid during the next month.
Check out Phordfan's report re chatting with the chicas, maybe bring a pad and a pencil next time, I find that's a fun icebreaker and exposes how perverted the chica is....:) Amazing how a puta's mind works when not discussing money.
Chicago club has been dead in the daytime for years... usually only good after 10pm or so at night. Actually most of their best girls have moved over to Hong Kong lately almost 15-20 former CC faces there now. Roxie Diana Marylou sometimes Estefani and Naomi. A few moved to AB over the past few years but most lately have been transferring to HK, especially the newer girls, CC gets them to work about a week or 2 and then they see the HK packed with men and move to HK.
The games are being held fairly early (like Mexico vs South Africa was at 7am US pacific time) due to the World cup being held in South Africa. So most people saw it at home and the bars just have rebroadcasts so the 'live action' type of feeling and crowds are not there. Mexico vs France Thurs is gonna be at 2:30pm or so daytrippers might to experience crowds in the bars and the city going nuts if Mexico wins.
The 3am bars clubs closing rule has been in effect for a couple months now after the HK-AB inspection raids that caught alot of chicas without their id and health dept cards. Its still one hour more partying then you can do in California and it makes it a little easier to talk to a chica late at night and set up a rendezvous after 3am.. :)
I noticed that over the years, my birthdays tended to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off more than I would enjoy them when I was younger. So I decided to do something about it this year. So with new expectations, condoms & lube, a pocket full of dollar bills, and a butt-load of pesos. I left for Tijuana at 2:00 on Friday afternoon and was in the hotel by 2:35. I parked in the overnight Duty Free lot for $8, bought some tequila, and headed for the yellow cabs. Prior to going, my friend that lives in Tijuana cashed in some dollars and got a decent rate of 12. 39. For this trip, I would try the peso route, with the advice from Phordphan.
This time I decided to stay at Hotel Ticuan. Took a yellow cab there for 50 pesos (so I'm ahead already). This was a great hotel choice. I got one of the executive rooms for $58, which was very roomy and in the inner part of the hotel, so no outside noise whatsoever. The hotel, room, and staff were all top-notched. The manager showed me two of the other rooms, a standard for $54, which was not near as nice as mine, and then the jacuzzi suite for $88. A very large room with a large jacuzzi to boot. My last overnight trip I stayed at Hotel La Villa De Zaragoza for about $42. Decent, but Ticuan was great.
I was waiting for my non-monger friend to show up, and Ticuan had a nice bar, so fuck waiting in the lobby. Headed for the bar. I had a really good margarita for $2. 10, then another (friend is always late). We he showed up, we decided to walk to La Zona Norte. Before the trip I was concerned that if Mexico won the soccer game, it would be crazy, and a similar concern if they lost the game. Well it was a tie, and most seemed happy with the tie. But Revolution was quite busy throughout the day and late into the night. Not many Gringos though.
The first stop was my place of worship; HK. Caught the end of the shaving creamy show. The girls actually seem to have fun sliding the length of the long stage. Hell, I wanted to get my hairy ass on the stage and slide too. But I think that would be against the rules. And I don't think that telling the staff that it was my birthday would make a damn bit of difference as they tossed me out the door. I walked around a bit and ran into to Tryra, who I was looking for anyway. We sat down a had a couple of drinks and some Don Julio shots. She told me HK did not open until 10, after the soccer game was over. Many of the other girls were sporting Mexican team clothing.
So up to the room we went. I did not know why I paid the guy at the door $1 until yesterday. It was for the robe rental that she wore when we left and went into the room. What a racket. Tryra is great in the sack. No limitations whatsoever. I attempted to give her 600 pesos at the end of the session. Then I got that "I can calculate math" look. So I threw in another 100 and asked, OK? Got the look again! So at this point I was lost and gave the fuck up and took it all back and gave her 60US and we were both happy.
Went back and got my buddy and took a walk around the "Goodie block. " Quite a few hotties out today. Stopped for taco as well. Headed back into HK, and my buddy asked, "Why are we going back in there? " I explained it was my birthday and I still had many one dollar bills. He seemed to except my answer. Besides Tryra, I asked at least 6 others how much for going upstairs, and they all quoted me $60. Except one chunky one sitting at the bar, who quoted $80. Which I wanted to say, but I didn't, "Enjoy that bar stool because you will be there throughout the night. " BTW, who is the girl that looks like botox went crazy on? Her lips, face, breast, and ass is way out of proportion. But I give her credit, she does her best to work the crowd.
We headed back to the hotel and walked by El Torito's and we were told two for one margaritas. So up to the balcony we went. After 2-3 drinks, headed to the hotel so I could shower and change. I previously learned about a Spanish restaurant called Restaurant Lorca. There was a yellow cab at the hotel and the driver, Carlos, charged us $3 to get to the place. He came in with us, because I asked him to come back for us later. He left his number with a server. The food at this place was excellent, especially the paella & sangria, and at a good price. There was live music, and I heard happy birthday in Spanish and English (Spanish version is a lot longer).
I was suppose to meet a couple of people from work at Las Pulgas nightclub around 10, did not get there until 10: 30. This club is huge, and truly believe I was the only Gringo in the place. We hung out for about an hour and I did several walk arounds looking the people I was suppose to meet. Not there. I notice this club had no age barriers. Young and old enjoyed this place. And there were a lot of hot looking women and I thought about staying for a while and trying my luck, but because my Spanish is limited to "How are you" & "How much for 30 minutes, " I figure I didn't have much of a chance of picking a lady up out of this place.
My buddy wanted to do karaoke and I refused to partake, but where he wanted to go was near the zone, and I still had a bunch of dollar bills left, he went his way and I went back to HK. That was a mistake. There were at least a million non-drinking, non-tipping gropers in the place. So after about 30 minutes I left for a walk around the "Goodie block. " Saw my hot blonde lady and she said anything goes for $20. I guess because it was late and I'm sure she was tired of standing for 6-7 hours. Told her I was tired and declined her offer. The end of my block walk always seems to end up at the taco stand, but I did have a lot of paella. But what the hell, one more taco was not going to hurt.
My plan was to walk to the karaoke place and see if my buddy was still there. That was the plan and it sounded good at one point. I started walking back on the left side of the street, the one that has a slight incline, and planned on turning left to the arch. But on the way, I saw this stunning cutie and I practiced my two Spanish phrases, and this is where my plan went astray. Spent about 30 minutes with her and we, or at least I, had a good time. She told me her name, but I forgot it after about 5 minutes. Then her name became "Sweetie. " Finally made my way to the arch and took a cab back to the hotel around 2:00.
Observations this trip:
1. There are no birthday discounts!
2. The dude that makes the pork tacos is the fastest and hardest worker that I have seen in years.
3. Not only are stop signs are mere recommendations for taxis, but flashing red lights as well.
4. The cops are out in full force, hopefully the town can recover some day.
5. The later the night gets, the SW's get cheaper.
6. The Duty free parking attendant will not take pesos. I tried.
Got to the border around 11:15 Saturday morning and the line was long, but went quickly. About 15 minutes.
Glad to see people are still posting TRs on here. I was going to head down to Tijuana a few weeks ago but was unable to (shit came up). Anyways, I know this probably isn't the right place to be asking this but does anyone here have any experience gambling in Tijuana? I was originally going to make a 400+ mile roundtrip drive from where I live here in Cali to Primm, NV to bet on Game 5 of the NBA Finals on Sunday but remembered that there was supposedly some kind of sportsbook near the vinicity of the Zona (I believe it is called Caliente?). This coupled with the fact that I'm long overdue for a Tijuana trip has me thinking I can kill two birds with one stone. Has anyone wagered on sports there and is it in a "fairly" safe area? Anyway advice/input would be greatly appreciated. As far as the chicas are concerned, I know Sunday's aren't the best days but I figure by the time the game is over there will be a decent selection at HK/AB.
Thanks in advance.
There's a Caliente sports book in the alley, IIRC. At least there used to be. I never went there. There is a much larger, nicer one on Revu, between 2nd and 3rd I think, west side. And, another next to the Jai Alai fronton with better seating. And loads all over town, too.
If you don't wave your thousands of $$ in winnings around in a drunken stupor, I think you'll be ok. :D
Plenty of selection on a Sunday afternoon.
Also be aware that there is a 5% tax imposed on sportsbook winnings in TJ. I've always felt very safe in and around the Caliente sportsbooks although I've only ever placed nickel and dime bets. Obviously, walking around with a lot of cash is risky so just exercise some common sense. Either make your trip a quick in and out bombing run or check into a reputable hotel with an in-room safe like the Pueblo Amigo or Ticuan.
I went down to TJ on Thursday. Hung out in HK for a majority of the day. But didn't really like it as much as I used to. The girls were more snobby than they used to be. Unsure why. Maybe it's because the place is starting to get packed like Adelitas used to be. They blast the music here to the point where it's uncomfortable. Extremely crowded.
Went to Adelitas. Funny, but here the girls are more tamed than they used to be. And less crowded. It actually feels like the Chicago Club several years ago. Here, the music is played at a level where one can converse with a chica without yelling. It's nicer here. Only complaint is that there's a bit too much silicone here.
Checked Tropical. To me, it's too dark in here to be able to pick out the pretty girls from the ugly ones. But one can see from the silouettes that there are many "fat" girls here if that's your style. On the other hand, everywhere is a dark corner. So I'm sure that the girls are less shy.
Chicago was terrible. Absolutely terrible. In fact, some of their best girls have moved on to Adelitas. The quality here is ... dare I say it? Less than the alley. And I've thumped my nose at the alley for years. BTW, angel-faced Maria. She's moved on to Adelitas.
So I ended up at Las Chevales, which is situated beween Adelitas and Hong Kong. There were several stunningly beautiful women here. Here's the problem. They speak zero English. So you have to be creative with sign language. For example, putting your right index finger into your left hand OK sign has a significant meaning; or six fingers means $60.
In Conclusion -
Chicago: ugly fuck.
Adelitas: trophy fuck.
Hong Kong: young trophy fuck with attitude.
Tropical: fat fuck.
Chaveles: tender loving care fuck. but bring a dictionary.
Disclaimer - this is my personal experience this Thursday and is not intended to be representative for everyone.
At L/C, there is a little spinner named Esmeralda who speaks perfect Enlish. Also will go upstairs for $600 mx..
Q
PP and MM, thank you guys very much for the information, I truly appreciate it. I was looking at the one on Revolucion and yea, definitely read about the 5% tax on winnings. Looking forward to TJ.
Sunset Strip
06-13-10, 17:58
Nobody will mess with you at a Caliente Sports Book. The locals know that they will be suffer tremendous pain if they interfere with gambling in TJ.
There is even a Caliente sports book in the alley!
I know a few Americans who are "professional" gamblers and live/hang in TJ. They are always hanging around the sports books placing bets. Nobody bothers these guys.
There is this one black guy who is always in front of the alley Caliente. I remember running into him in San Diego with his family! The next time I saw him in TJ he told me there were lots of guys down there making big bets everyday.
Only problem you will have is if you bet against the LAKERS, in which case you will deserve your fate and lose your shirt!
SS
I know the ticuan is a decent hotel but isn't there an issue with noise?...las pulgas on one side and the police station on the other ?
Is there such thing as a quiet room there ?
How do you make sure you get the full 30 minutes for a hotel room near and around the zona ? I tried several hotels with a stopwatch hanging around my neck saying in spanish "media hora" and I still got knocks after 20 minutes. Is that a precursor to the end or just the end as soon as they knock ?
I should know this stuff but TJ varies greatly compared to other monger locations.
I will not stay in the zona itself to sleep so using my own room won't work.
As always thanks
SuperSteve
06-13-10, 22:09
I have stayed at the Ticuan twice and never noticed any noise. Both times I was on the sixth floor. IMO, about the best bargain for upscale hotels in TJ at only $52.00 per night. They also offer a free shuttle to the border in their van. I usually stay at another hotel that is less though, since I basically am there from 3:30 AM to 8 AM only.
I've never timed the knock.
Health & happiness to all.....................
The Executive rooms are located in the center of the hotel and have no windows that face any street. $4 more than the standard rooms, which are on the streets. So yes, Executive rooms are very quiet.
I never had any issues with time with the hotel that HK and LC uses. I was in the room on Friday for a good 45 minutes, never got a single knock. If I did, I would consider it a precursor.
I know the ticuan is a decent hotel but isn't there an issue with noise?...las pulgas on one side and the police station on the other ?
Is there such thing as a quiet room there ?
How do you make sure you get the full 30 minutes for a hotel room near and around the zona ? I tried several hotels with a stopwatch hanging around my neck saying in spanish "media hora" and I still got knocks after 20 minutes. Is that a precursor to the end or just the end as soon as they knock ?
I should know this stuff but TJ varies greatly compared to other monger locations.
I will not stay in the zona itself to sleep so using my own room won't work.
As always thanks
I have stayed at the Ticuan twice and never noticed any noise. Both times I was on the sixth floor. IMO, about the best bargain for upscale hotels in TJ at only $52.00 per night. They also offer a free shuttle to the border in their van. I usually stay at another hotel that is less though, since I basically am there from 3:30 AM to 8 AM only.
I've never timed the knock.
Health & happiness to all.....................Thanks. If you were able to choose a direction your room would face which would it be. Police station revo or the street behind revo facing sonriana ?
I'm surprised there weren't any siren noises.
Not Rev or 8th Street.
Room rate $56.00
Thanks. If you were able to choose a direction your room would face which would it be...police station revo or the street behind revo facing sonriana ?
I'm surprised there weren't any siren noises.
Sounds like you had a good time buddy, sorry i didnt make it. We got to make it to Medellin so we can really party, and yes they do give b-day discounts.
I noticed that over the years, my birthdays tended to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off more than I would enjoy them when I was younger. So I decided to do something about it this year. So with new expectations, condoms & lube, a pocket full of dollar bills, and a butt-load of pesos. I left for Tijuana at 2:00 on Friday afternoon and was in the hotel by 2:35. I parked in the overnight Duty Free lot for $8, bought some tequila, and headed for the yellow cabs. Prior to going, my friend that lives in Tijuana cashed in some dollars and got a decent rate of 12. 39. For this trip, I would try the peso route, with the advice from Phordphan.
This time I decided to stay at Hotel Ticuan. Took a yellow cab there for 50 pesos (so I'm ahead already). This was a great hotel choice. I got one of the executive rooms for $58, which was very roomy and in the inner part of the hotel, so no outside noise whatsoever. The hotel, room, and staff were all top-notched. The manager showed me two of the other rooms, a standard for $54, which was not near as nice as mine, and then the jacuzzi suite for $88. A very large room with a large jacuzzi to boot. My last overnight trip I stayed at Hotel La Villa De Zaragoza for about $42. Decent, but Ticuan was great.
I was waiting for my non-monger friend to show up, and Ticuan had a nice bar, so fuck waiting in the lobby. Headed for the bar. I had a really good margarita for $2. 10, then another (friend is always late). We he showed up, we decided to walk to La Zona Norte. Before the trip I was concerned that if Mexico won the soccer game, it would be crazy, and a similar concern if they lost the game. Well it was a tie, and most seemed happy with the tie. But Revolution was quite busy throughout the day and late into the night. Not many Gringos though.
The first stop was my place of worship; HK. Caught the end of the shaving creamy show. The girls actually seem to have fun sliding the length of the long stage. Hell, I wanted to get my hairy ass on the stage and slide too. But I think that would be against the rules. And I don't think that telling the staff that it was my birthday would make a damn bit of difference as they tossed me out the door. I walked around a bit and ran into to Tryra, who I was looking for anyway. We sat down a had a couple of drinks and some Don Julio shots. She told me HK did not open until 10, after the soccer game was over. Many of the other girls were sporting Mexican team clothing.
So up to the room we went. I did not know why I paid the guy at the door $1 until yesterday. It was for the robe rental that she wore when we left and went into the room. What a racket. Tryra is great in the sack. No limitations whatsoever. I attempted to give her 600 pesos at the end of the session. Then I got that "I can calculate math" look. So I threw in another 100 and asked, OK? Got the look again! So at this point I was lost and gave the fuck up and took it all back and gave her 60US and we were both happy.
Went back and got my buddy and took a walk around the "Goodie block. " Quite a few hotties out today. Stopped for taco as well. Headed back into HK, and my buddy asked, "Why are we going back in there? " I explained it was my birthday and I still had many one dollar bills. He seemed to except my answer. Besides Tryra, I asked at least 6 others how much for going upstairs, and they all quoted me $60. Except one chunky one sitting at the bar, who quoted $80. Which I wanted to say, but I didn't, "Enjoy that bar stool because you will be there throughout the night. " BTW, who is the girl that looks like botox went crazy on? Her lips, face, breast, and ass is way out of proportion. But I give her credit, she does her best to work the crowd.
We headed back to the hotel and walked by El Torito's and we were told two for one margaritas. So up to the balcony we went. After 2-3 drinks, headed to the hotel so I could shower and change. I previously learned about a Spanish restaurant called Restaurant Lorca. There was a yellow cab at the hotel and the driver, Carlos, charged us $3 to get to the place. He came in with us, because I asked him to come back for us later. He left his number with a server. The food at this place was excellent, especially the paella & sangria, and at a good price. There was live music, and I heard happy birthday in Spanish and English (Spanish version is a lot longer).
I was suppose to meet a couple of people from work at Las Pulgas nightclub around 10, did not get there until 10: 30. This club is huge, and truly believe I was the only Gringo in the place. We hung out for about an hour and I did several walk arounds looking the people I was suppose to meet. Not there. I notice this club had no age barriers. Young and old enjoyed this place. And there were a lot of hot looking women and I thought about staying for a while and trying my luck, but because my Spanish is limited to "How are you" & "How much for 30 minutes, " I figure I didn't have much of a chance of picking a lady up out of this place.
My buddy wanted to do karaoke and I refused to partake, but where he wanted to go was near the zone, and I still had a bunch of dollar bills left, he went his way and I went back to HK. That was a mistake. There were at least a million non-drinking, non-tipping gropers in the place. So after about 30 minutes I left for a walk around the "Goodie block. " Saw my hot blonde lady and she said anything goes for $20. I guess because it was late and I'm sure she was tired of standing for 6-7 hours. Told her I was tired and declined her offer. The end of my block walk always seems to end up at the taco stand, but I did have a lot of paella. But what the hell, one more taco was not going to hurt.
My plan was to walk to the karaoke place and see if my buddy was still there. That was the plan and it sounded good at one point. I started walking back on the left side of the street, the one that has a slight incline, and planned on turning left to the arch. But on the way, I saw this stunning cutie and I practiced my two Spanish phrases, and this is where my plan went astray. Spent about 30 minutes with her and we, or at least I, had a good time. She told me her name, but I forgot it after about 5 minutes. Then her name became "Sweetie. " Finally made my way to the arch and took a cab back to the hotel around 2:00.
Observations this trip:
1. There are no birthday discounts!
2. The dude that makes the pork tacos is the fastest and hardest worker that I have seen in years.
3. Not only are stop signs are mere recommendations for taxis, but flashing red lights as well.
4. The cops are out in full force, hopefully the town can recover some day.
5. The later the night gets, the SW's get cheaper.
6. The Duty free parking attendant will not take pesos. I tried.
Got to the border around 11:15 Saturday morning and the line was long, but went quickly. About 15 minutes.
Pete:
Thank you for the kind words and word of caution as well. It appears that there is fine dining in TJ and I learned this from a SD foodie. The address for Lorca is:
Restaurante Espanol Lorca
Calle Brasil 8630
Colonia Cacho, Tijuana
(664) 634-0366
The other restaurants I want to try are in this blog:
http://www.mattatouille.com/2009/07/baja-food-decathlon-part-2-tijuana.html
I will try Las Pulgas again on my next overnight trip. And yes, I plan to worship at my newfound place of worship at least one every two weeks. They tend to "pass the plate" in a fashion I truly understand.
Xxnegrito:
You just say when my friend because you know I'm itching go to Medellin! I really have no luggage; got rid of that ***** last year!
Very happy to be celebrating independence day in MEXICO!
Are most cabs at the SD airport willing to drive down to the border ? The rate is $60 right ?
I would rather do that than staying the night in chula vista. My flight arrives at 12pm so there should be ample time to miss the rush hour.
I'm coming down to promote my t shirt line "tijuana 664 designs....and to lick some indigenas butt.
Please join me in the festivities.
Are most cabs at the SD airport willing to drive down to the border ? The rate is $60 right ?
I would rather do that than staying the night in chula vista. My flight arrives at 12pm so there should be ample time to miss the rush hour.
I'm coming down to promote my t shirt line "tijuana 664 designs....and to lick some indigenas butt.
Please join me in the festivities.
I've done this 5-6 times over the past six months or so. I have never met a cabbie who blinked an eye about going to the border. The metered rate comes out to about $55.00 and I usually leave them $70.00. I don't take taxis in USA too much so I don't know how much you're supposed to tip them really.
I usually land later in the evening at which point the bus/trolley is full of undesirable street thugs and just gross & scary. I took it once but never again at night. I have no problem taking the trolley/bus back to the airport during the day though.
Does anybody have any info on other transport methods? They have those collective vans but I don't know how fast they are or how much they cost.
Sunset Strip
06-15-10, 00:15
I've done this 5-6 times over the past six months or so. I have never met a cabbie who blinked an eye about going to the border. The metered rate comes out to about $55.00 and I usually leave them $70.00. I don't take taxis in USA too much so I don't know how much you're supposed to tip them really.
I usually land later in the evening at which point the bus/trolley is full of undesirable street thugs and just gross & scary. I took it once but never again at night. I have no problem taking the trolley/bus back to the airport during the day though.
Does anybody have any info on other transport methods? They have those collective vans but I don't know how fast they are or how much they cost.
You can also take Cloud 9 shuttle. I used the fare calculator and it is $48 from the airport to the border.
http://www.cloud9shuttle.com/
fare calculator:
http://www.supershuttle.com/FareQuote/FareQuote.aspx?Location=MyShuttle
SS
I've done this 5-6 times over the past six months or so. I have never met a cabbie who blinked an eye about going to the border. The metered rate comes out to about $55.00 and I usually leave them $70.00. I don't take taxis in USA too much so I don't know how much you're supposed to tip them really.
I usually land later in the evening at which point the bus/trolley is full of undesirable street thugs and just gross & scary. I took it once but never again at night. I have no problem taking the trolley/bus back to the airport during the day though.
Does anybody have any info on other transport methods? They have those collective vans but I don't know how fast they are or how much they cost.
Thanks. Do I ask them to take me to sentri or just to the drop off next to the trolley stop ?
Sunset Strip
06-15-10, 00:50
Very happy to be celebrating independence day in MEXICO!
July 4 is traditionally Mexican election day. I think it is again this year. Many bars close early on July 3 and remain closed. There used to be a total ban on alcohol but they ended that ban a few years back.
I stopped going down there to avoid trouble so I cannot tell you how it has been recently.
But the cops are extra vigilant on the eve of the election.
I have only been stopped once by the cops in TJ and it was on a July 3rd.
Be careful.
SS
July 4 is traditionally Mexican election day. I think it is again this year. Many bars close early on July 3 and remain closed. There used to be a total ban on alcohol but they ended that ban a few years back.
I stopped going down there to avoid trouble so I cannot tell you how it has been recently.
But the cops are extra vigilant on the eve of the election.
I have only been stopped once by the cops in TJ and it was on a July 3rd.
Be careful.
SS
Good to know but what a bummer at the same time. Good day for a movie.
However drinks will be served ALL day in my room. Any SW's around ? That's what really matters.
By the way I'd like to hear everyone's opinion on the famous bar ZACOPAN aka BAR ZACA. I've been there once and thought " OH MY GOD " but since then people are telling me it's ok have fun.
I heard that place is raided on a daily basis...crazy to go in or not ? I'm guessing "yes" crazy to be seen there.
Anybody ?
All cabs will drive there.. though I don't know that 60 bucks is sufficient perhaps other here can chime in.. A cheaper alternative would be to have the cab take you the the America Plaza Trolley Station in Downtown San Diego. There take one of the trolley lines towards "San Ysidro." It costs about 5 bucks. If my memory serves me right... the blue line goes in that direction. Take that all the way to San Ysidro Trolley Station. You can't miss it. It is the last stop.
You will be dropped off near Jack in the box. You will be on the border crossing side for re-entering the USA. Walk over the Pedestrian bridge and follow all of the other pedestrians. Go through the turn styles. Keep walking until the yellow cab station..
Take one of those cabs, tell the guy where you want to go and then just hand him 5 bucks at the end. Ensure to have proper change otherwise you will get the "I no have chayyynge..." in hopes of them trying to score a large tip off you by saying," keep it".
Have fun!
PS if you really wanna be cheap you can take the bus from the san diego airport to the trolley station too. Its a 15 min for about 2 dollars. If you go on google maps and select point A as Airport and point B as Jack in the Box San Ysidro, using public transportation option, you can get most of the info I just wrote.
Are most cabs at the SD airport willing to drive down to the border ? The rate is $60 right ?
I would rather do that than staying the night in chula vista. My flight arrives at 12pm so there should be ample time to miss the rush hour.
I'm coming down to promote my t shirt line "tijuana 664 designs....and to lick some indigenas butt.
Please join me in the festivities.
For the first time I am making a "non-recreational" trip down next weekend for some family friend's party on Saturday, but going alone so I can't skip the recreational activities in the evenings and night. Looking to stay Friday- Sunday.
I don't have the time to search though all of the archived reports, so can someone please post info on a few good hotels near "Zona Norte". Location, price, ect... Also tell me if they are chica-friendly or not as I am considering graduating into the escorts for the first time too. Wifi would be a plus so i can contact some of these providers... How does it work when you call one of these escorts? Or what is my best bet for bringing back a bar chica? Doe I have to tell the hotel staff ect...?
I'm a native Spanish speaker so you can skip on the Spanish phrases lesson.
Thanks in advance for the help!
For the first time I am making a "non-recreational" trip down next weekend for some family friend's party on Saturday, but going alone so I can't skip the recreational activities in the evenings and night. Looking to stay Friday- Sunday.
I don't have the time to search though all of the archived reports, so can someone please post info on a few good hotels near "Zona Norte". Location, price, ect... Also tell me if they are chica-friendly or not as I am considering graduating into the escorts for the first time too. Wifi would be a plus so i can contact some of these providers... How does it work when you call one of these escorts? Or what is my best bet for bringing back a bar chica? Doe I have to tell the hotel staff ect...?
I'm a native Spanish speaker so you can skip on the Spanish phrases lesson.
Thanks in advance for the help!
Hotel Ticuan seems to be the choice of most mongers.
SuperSteve
06-15-10, 16:10
Ticuan is most certainly one of the nicest for the price. It is on calle ocho, turn right on 8th coming from the arch, and it is 1/2 block down on the right side. The cab drivers at the border should know where it is. They are guest friendly, but I don't know if you have to check the guest in. It is $52-$56 per night depending upon the room. I have staye in room 611 and it faces away from Ave. Revo, is in the middle of the hotel, and high enough I never heard noises.
There are some hotels on Ave. Revo that are $10-$12 less per night. They are not quite as nice, but I only sleep in my room. By using one of them it pays for one trip of the room going arriba. the one I usually stay at is quiet, AC, TV, and hot water in the shower. If I were entertaining in my room I would opt for Ticuan.
You will get some interesting prices from the ladies to go to your room. If you want a TLN it will usually happen after their shift ends at 3 AM. The quotes are I have been given were between $ 100 (I am a regular customer of hers) and $500 (if you can imagine that). IMO, you are better to go the escort route for your room, unless you have a favorita that will go for a reasonable rate.
Some escorts will want you to go to their hotel, and some will come to yours. I doubt that many would have a problem coming to the Ticuan though.
The trolley fare is $2.50 each way, unless you are a senior, then it is $ 1.25. I have never been on it past 9 PM, but have never had a problem in about 100 trips.
Also as a "native Spanish speaker", I would definitely recommend that you give Las Chavelas a go. While many of the ladies I would pass on, there are always a few VGL women in there. The sessions that I have had in there have been nice. It seems that the ladies have not been spoiled by the Gringos. That would be where I would go to find a TLN if I were fluent in Spanish.
Health & happiness to all.......
Thanks for the 411.
Ticuan is most certainly one of the nicest for the price. It is on calle ocho, turn right on 8th coming from the arch, and it is 1/2 block down on the right side. The cab drivers at the border should know where it is. They are guest friendly, but I don't know if you have to check the guest in. It is $52-$56 per night depending upon the room. I have staye in room 611 and it faces away from Ave. Revo, is in the middle of the hotel, and high enough I never heard noises.
There are some hotels on Ave. Revo that are $10-$12 less per night. They are not quite as nice, but I only sleep in my room. By using one of them it pays for one trip of the room going arriba. the one I usually stay at is quiet, AC, TV, and hot water in the shower. If I were entertaining in my room I would opt for Ticuan.
You will get some interesting prices from the ladies to go to your room. If you want a TLN it will usually happen after their shift ends at 3 AM. The quotes are I have been given were between $ 100 (I am a regular customer of hers) and $500 (if you can imagine that). IMO, you are better to go the escort route for your room, unless you have a favorita that will go for a reasonable rate.
Some escorts will want you to go to their hotel, and some will come to yours. I doubt that many would have a problem coming to the Ticuan though.
The trolley fare is $2.50 each way, unless you are a senior, then it is $ 1.25. I have never been on it past 9 PM, but have never had a problem in about 100 trips.
Also as a "native Spanish speaker", I would definitely recommend that you give Las Chavelas a go. While many of the ladies I would pass on, there are always a few VGL women in there. The sessions that I have had in there have been nice. It seems that the ladies have not been spoiled by the Gringos. That would be where I would go to find a TLN if I were fluent in Spanish.
Health & happiness to all.......
I was in Tropical Bar the other weekend and was pretty impressed with a lady I was able to find there. I'm wondering what other bars might be on similar scale. Typically I can find what I am looking for at any bar where there are at least 20 or so ladies.
What are best bars in the zone outside the "top five" (Adelita's, Hong Kong, Chicago, Chavelas, Tropical)? I see touts in front of many places, but have always avoided them due to potential hassle, am wondering which other ones are worth it?
Do I need to make reservations for Ticuan? Or does one just walk in?
Ticuan is most certainly one of the nicest for the price. It is on calle ocho, turn right on 8th coming from the arch, and it is 1/2 block down on the right side. The cab drivers at the border should know where it is. They are guest friendly, but I don't know if you have to check the guest in. It is $52-$56 per night depending upon the room. I have staye in room 611 and it faces away from Ave. Revo, is in the middle of the hotel, and high enough I never heard noises.
SuperSteve
06-16-10, 13:45
It is always better to have a reservation, but.........
I was a walk-in one time, and then made a reservation for the following week. When I got there the lady at the desk says she has no reservation for me. Finally the guy that made the reservation for me comes to work, and of course Mr. ......, I personally made it for you.
The one thing to keep in mind is they have a 3 PM check in time and seem to be pretty stuck on not giving the room to me prior to that time. It could be different though since I have only stayed there twice.
Their phone # (664) 685-8069
I made a reservation online at their Web site and the cost was 58 for the excective inside room. When I checked in, they wanted to charge me more, but when I reminded them of my reservation, I got the online quoted price. So, it is better to make a reservation one way or another.
It is always better to have a reservation, but.
I was a walk-in one time, and then made a reservation for the following week. When I got there the lady at the desk says she has no reservation for me. Finally the guy that made the reservation for me comes to work, and of course Mr.., I personally made it for you.
The one thing to keep in mind is they have a 3 PM check in time and seem to be pretty stuck on not giving the room to me prior to that time. It could be different though since I have only stayed there twice.
Their phone # (664) 685-8069
I made a reservation online at their Web site and the cost was 58 for the excective inside room. When I checked in, they wanted to charge me more, but when I reminded them of my reservation, I got the online quoted price. So, it is better to make a reservation one way or another.
I'm curious to know if they offer discount rates for stays of longer than 1 week ?
Is there a minibar in the rooms ?
Thanks
Exoticspirit
06-17-10, 05:16
I'm planning to go down to TJ for the very first time on June 22 early evening and/or June 24 afternoon. Anybody else going? Would welcome wingman even if part of the time since it's my first trip.
When I made a reservation online, I received an e-mail conformation soon thereafter. I tried to respond to the conformation e-mail, but it didn't work (trying to ask about check-in time). Once I got to the hotel, I asked how could someone communicate and ask questions online and the manager told me to call the hotel directly if I had questions.
The online rate was 700 pesos and when I was checking in they wanted to charge my credit card $66. 75. I'm no math major, but also not stupid and asked WTF? I showed him my printed e-mail conformation and he said he was sorry and corrected the error.
The manager showed me two of the other rooms, a standard for $54, which was not near as nice as mine, and then the jacuzzi suite for $88. There was no mini bar in any of the rooms. I picked up a bottle of decent tequila at the duty free shop for $19 and that was my mini bar.
My last overnight trip I stayed at Hotel La Villa De Zaragoza for about $42 for an inside quiet room, but they do have cheaper rooms as well. They also have a restaurant and a bar. Decent room and not far for the Ticuan and off the main drag. So it seemed to be a good place for a monger. The places are day and night apart. Hotel La Villa De Zaragoza is like a larger Motel 6 without the pool.
I do not know if Ticuan would discount rates for a week or longer. It did seem like the hotel was hurting for business; so it is worth asking.
I'm curious to know if they offer discount rates for stays of longer than 1 week?
Is there a minibar in the rooms?
Thanks
Sorry Exotic, am heading to TJ on Saturday, June 19 and hope to be there for 3 consecutive days - returning to the East coast on June 22.
When I made a reservation online, I received an e-mail conformation soon thereafter. I tried to respond to the conformation e-mail, but it didn't work (trying to ask about check-in time). Once I got to the hotel, I asked how could someone communicate and ask questions online and the manager told me to call the hotel directly if I had questions.
The online rate was 700 pesos and when I was checking in they wanted to charge my credit card $66. 75. I'm no math major, but also not stupid and asked WTF? I showed him my printed e-mail conformation and he said he was sorry and corrected the error.
The manager showed me two of the other rooms, a standard for $54, which was not near as nice as mine, and then the jacuzzi suite for $88. There was no mini bar in any of the rooms. I picked up a bottle of decent tequila at the duty free shop for $19 and that was my mini bar.
My last overnight trip I stayed at Hotel La Villa De Zaragoza for about $42 for an inside quiet room, but they do have cheaper rooms as well. They also have a restaurant and a bar. Decent room and not far for the Ticuan and off the main drag. So it seemed to be a good place for a monger. The places are day and night apart. Hotel La Villa De Zaragoza is like a larger Motel 6 without the pool.
I do not know if Ticuan would discount rates for a week or longer. It did seem like the hotel was hurting for business; so it is worth asking.
Great response to my question. I really appreciate the effort.
The zaragoza is a really good hotel. The only thing that bothers me is the carpet. It's gross beyond belief.
I don't think I was able to get into the sheets either. They looked too yellow for me.
That's budget traveling for you.
If ticuan makes me a deal I would consider paying a little more.
You can find nice places for cheaper but in the zona which is a no no for me.
For $54 you should have a little refrigerator in your room.
Two Dollars
06-18-10, 07:57
Sorry Exotic, am heading to TJ on Saturday, June 19 and hope to be there for 3 consecutive days - returning to the East coast on June 22.
3 straight days? Talk about a man with a purpose.
Gives me an idea for a movie: "Brewster's Millions 2: Tijuana Boogaloo" Some guy has to blow through $30 million old pesos in 30 days in the Zona Norte.
Anyway, I'll be down this weekend also, and I'm always looking for a wingman to watch my back and swap 'war stories'
Exoticspirit
06-18-10, 17:31
3 straight days? Talk about a man with a purpose.
Gives me an idea for a movie: "Brewster's Millions 2: Tijuana Boogaloo" Some guy has to blow through $30 million old pesos in 30 days in the Zona Norte.
Anyway, I'll be down this weekend also, and I'm always looking for a wingman to watch my back and swap 'war stories'
Will it be worthwhile being there during early to late afternoons?
Will it be worthwhile being there during early to late afternoons?
I usually go between 5pm and 11pm...no later than 12am in the actual zona. What I love about latin countries is you can do all this early and still get a decent night's sleep.
If you are with a wingman you might be curious to stay around a little later but if mongering is your objective I don't recommend staying too late. It gets a little dicey. IMHO only bad things happen after 12am(minus tln).
Have coffee and listen to the mariachis(in front of el arco) at around 5pm then wander 2 blocks over to the zona. It's a nice way to start the evening.
SuperSteve
06-18-10, 19:09
Some good advice here on the zona.
Something that may, or may not have, been covered is to look back from where you just came quite often, without looking worried/scared. You could act like you are looking at the SG that you just passed, while actually looking at what is behind you. Many times they will come from behind to choke a person. Keep an eye behind you, and if something does not look right, stop, put your back to the curb, and let the person(s) walk by. If necessary step off the curb and into the parking area of the street. At that point, if necessary (probably not), you could even use the cars to cover your back. Seldom will they want a face-to-face confrontation.
I'll be down there this weekend, so if you see an old, gray haired gringo, with a big mass of blubbering muscle, say hello.
Health & happiness to all..........
Exoticspirit
06-18-10, 22:21
I usually go between 5pm and 11pm...no later than 12am in the actual zona. What I love about latin countries is you can do all this early and still get a decent night's sleep.
If you are with a wingman you might be curious to stay around a little later but if mongering is your objective I don't recommend staying too late. It gets a little dicey. IMHO only bad things happen after 12am(minus tln).
Have coffee and listen to the mariachis(in front of el arco) at around 5pm then wander 2 blocks over to the zona. It's a nice way to start the evening.
Is the afternoons between say 2 pm and 5 pm worth it at all?
Is the afternoons between say 2 pm and 5 pm worth it at all?
Worth what? Inexpensive sex with pretty girls? Of course it's "worth it."
:D
IMHO, it's probably the best time.
Daytonamonger
06-19-10, 03:06
Is the afternoons between say 2 pm and 5 pm worth it at all?
Absolutely. There are plenty of chicas to be had in the mid afternoon. The bars are open, the street girls are out and about as well. I prefer to monger in the daytime as I'm not much of a night owl.
Is the afternoons between say 2 pm and 5 pm worth it at all?
Yes. You can always find something . I like the 5pm time because that is when they start coming out in numbers.
Although if you find the right girl at a slow time that has a lot of potential as well.
Member #2041
06-19-10, 03:32
My preferred time for hobbying in the zona is noon to 4 PM. Especially good for being the first customer of the day for street girls.
Is the afternoons between say 2 pm and 5 pm worth it at all?It depends on what you lookin for. I for one can't stand the afternoons and when I say that I don't mean it sucks, I just don't like it as much as night. Sure it's less crowded but IMO the percentage of better looking girls is higher at night but that's subjective. The biggest pro for nighttime is that it seems more of a party atmosphere. It just seems more lively and entertaining.
Sunset Strip
06-19-10, 05:51
Yes, there are more girls out in the night and, by the default perhaps, more better looking girls. And, yes, the night is more of a party atmosphere.
In the afternoon, especially late afternoon, you actually can benefit in that you can run into day shift and some night shift girls who are just arriving.
Also, in the day you can really get a good look at the girls. It is much harder to hide blemishes in the day than at night.
Plus, in the day you find less hard core girls. Hardcore types usually work night shift.
You are probably more likely to get a low price in the day time. There are more johns at night so girls do not have to negotiate.
During the day you are less likely to get hassled by cops. It seems they do most of their crooked business at night!
SS
Exoticspirit
06-19-10, 16:06
Yes, there are more girls out in the night and, by the default perhaps, more better looking girls. And, yes, the night is more of a party atmosphere.
In the afternoon, especially late afternoon, you actually can benefit in that you can run into day shift and some night shift girls who are just arriving.
Also, in the day you can really get a good look at the girls. It is much harder to hide blemishes in the day than at night.
Plus, in the day you find less hard core girls. Hardcore types usually work night shift.
You are probably more likely to get a low price in the day time. There are more johns at night so girls do not have to negotiate.
During the day you are less likely to get hassled by cops. It seems they do most of their crooked business at night!
SS
I understand that the walk between the border and the zona is much safer during the afternoons than in the evenings too. Is it okay to walk it during the daytime or are cabs still the suggested way?
I understand that the walk between the border and the zona is much safer during the afternoons than in the evenings too. Is it okay to walk it during the daytime or are cabs still the suggested way?I walk it everytime (day/night before 9:00) and have never encountered a problem. I am conscious that if its night not to cross alone, I'm crossing the bridge when others are crossing as well.
Daytonamonger
06-20-10, 18:56
I walk it everytime (day/night before 9:00) and have never encountered a problem. I am conscious that if its night not to cross alone, I'm crossing the bridge when others are crossing as well.
I have also walked it many times now and have not had a problem. The TJ FAQ says "NEVER" walk to the zona norte and if you're a total newbie than I suggest you heed that advice but if you've already been to the gentlemans playground that is the ZN and you are aware of your surroundings it's not such a bad walk. Just walk with purpose and urgency! like you KNOW where you're going.
Two Dollars
06-21-10, 08:46
There's a guy who hangs out at one of the alley ends. Always trying to run a scam, but mostly a big boisterous pain in the butt. Goes by the name Ramirez. Anyone know what is up with him? He is pushier than the other guys that just work a particular bar. Ramirez is always pushing a massage place. He's harder to shake than the others because his english is excellent and he is more in-your-face and bigger than most others.
Is Ramirez still pushing "New Body Bar"? Both times I ran into him he was handing out cards for it. The first time, he kept pushing that massage place and wouldn't shut up about it until I told him flat out that I leaving the zone was way too dangerous for my tastes.
The second time I met him, he saw me across the street and ran over. The guy had an impressive memory, so I actually hung out with Ramirez and went with the "Lucky Lady" bar (I think that's what it was, somewhere just west of the main action). He bought me two beers, and talked a cute bar girl into giving me better room service (in both quality and value) than I've gotten from anyone in Adelitas or Hong Kong. Cost me about $20 tip to Ramirez, so after the beers it was only like $15. As I speak basically no Spanish, I didn't mind having him as a tour guide / finder.
Ninguno Especial
06-21-10, 18:31
The second time I met him, he saw me across the street and ran over. The guy had an impressive memory, so I actually hung out with Ramirez and went with the "Lucky Lady" bar (I think that's what it was, somewhere just west of the main action). He bought me two beers, and talked a cute bar girl into giving me better room service (in both quality and value) than I've gotten from anyone in Adelitas or Hong Kong. Cost me about $20 tip to Ramirez, so after the beers it was only like $15.
#1 Ramirez is a pest.
#2 Lucky Lady is a Transvestite/Transexual drag bar. The reason they call it "Lucky Lady" is you are LUCKY if 'she' is a LADY and not a guy.
There may be the rare exception of a few real girls thrown in the mix. Hopefully for your sake.
I woke up form a nice nap on Saturday afternoon and went and sat out on the balcony while going over my options and I narrowed it down to three:
Option 1. I could spend the rest of the day and evening surfing the Internet and checking out some flesh.
Option 2. I could walk down to the beach and check out some flesh.
Option 3. I could get my happy ass over to my "place of worship" and worship flesh using all five of my senses; guess we know which option I chose. Of course, option 3 would cost more, but hell, it was almost Father's Day and I deserved the extra attention!
It was a beautiful day, so I decided to walk to the Zona for the first time. First off, I did not realize how many friends I had until I had that walk. I heard "hey friend" about every 30 feet or so. I felt truly blessed. I even had unknown friends under the bridge. I took the ramp up the bridge and the stairs down and noticed the humorous markings on the men & women bathroom signs. That was worth the walk alone. I walked pass the wax museum and thought about checking it out. But then, I thought if I wanted to hang out with cold hard figures, I would just get married for the third time or spend time with the two x-wives. There was some sort of festival going on with white tents up and down Revolution. Which I had absolutely no interest in whatsoever.
Got to HK about 5 and there was a cover with beer charge, but I told the guy I was there earlier and skipped that part. There was a stunner on the first small U-shaped platform, you know, the one before the tall "pole of asses. " Out came my first dollar, and she bent over and presented her beautiful ass for me to worship. Ahem! While I was caught up praying, some dick sitting in the little booth motioned and said, "mi girlfriend. " Which I replied, "no problem sport. " At which point, I took out another dollar and continued to worship her ass even more. It has been a long time since I called someone "sport", but I felt the term was used appropriately in this case. My new bound faith is strong. Don't bother me during periods of worship.
Went over to the alley end bar and sat on a stool next to the pole. HK was not that crowded, but the place was warm. And after my walk, and pork taco with lots of hot sauce, I was sweating like a ***** in church (my dad, rest his sole, taught me that phrase). The sweetie at the pole crouched down to take a short break, and I asked her if she was hot. She said yes. So I took a couple of napkins and dabbed her forehead and she said, "no here. Here, " and slipped her panties aside. Have to love the playful ones, at least I do.
One of the girls seen my ATM was open and came over to chat. At first, I was not really interested, but she turned out to be quite playful and helpful. She could see I was hot, grabbed some napkins, and went to work. Her name was Alexia and we had ourselves a good little time at the bar. She turned out to be a good kisser as well. I told her I would take her upstairs later. But I never got around to it.
The last few times I was in HK, I was always greeted by this cutie with a nice hug and a kiss, and l spent some time with her last night. Her name is Carolina (not sure of the spelling) and we chatted for a while. Turns out she is a real sweetie that has five children. She works almost every day for 10am to 3am, I did the quick math. 17 hours a day! I bought her a couple of drinks and with her limited English, and my crappy Spanish. It seemed not to matter much, I enjoyed sharing her company. For whatever reason, I was not in the mood to go upstairs, I guess because I was having too much fun in the bar. I gave Carolina a twenty, tapped her lightly on the ass, and told her to go to work. But throughout the evening, she always stopped by for a kiss. Classy lady.
When I first crossed the bar from one side to the other, a met two cuties on the handicap ramp. I know HK put that ramp in just for me because sometimes I had trouble negotiating the stairs (might be the alcohol or the constant distractions, or both). One of the ladies was tall and older, but still hot, named Maribel. Pretty face, nice rack, and ass. But the feature that attracted me to her was a deep dimple at the top of her ass crack, which my tongue explored occasionally throughout the evening. Another Ahem!
Later in the evening, I met this dude from LA and we sat in the booth near the ladies room, good location by the way. Turns out he was a regular at HK, knew Spanish, and knew many of the women in HK as well. We chatted about different places of travel as we enjoyed the parade of women going back and forth. And at one point, tragedy struck; I was out of dollar bills! But the server calmed me down and went to retrieved some more ones for me. I felt naked until he came back with my supply.
A couple of new ladies came by for a bit of pleasant conversation and the one with me (forgot the name) was built better than a Honda. She was wearing just a white knitted piece that was full of holes, and her nipples protruded from the piece. Very nice touch. They left but returned within 30 minutes and jumped in our laps. Mine took my arms and wrapped them in front of her, crossed them, and then placed a hand on each breast. Then she said, "Protect these. " I figure after years of navigating and protecting multimillion dollar ships, this would be a piece of cake, and a lot more fun. It turns out there were four non-tipping grouping goons hassling the girls. When they came over, the one on my lap stood up and displayed her karate moves. Picture if you can, a well built woman in a white knitted piece that was full of holes, with nipples protruded from the piece, wearing 5-6 inch heels, kicking over her head towards the goons. Never lost her footing and even kept her kicking foot shoe attached. The LA dude and I had the same thought at the same time. This lady would be a blast upstairs! The goons retreated.
Something else happened that was a first for me. This stunner wearing an small orange t-back outfit, with a hot body, and cute braces came by to say Hi. She opened her top, slid my happy face between her breasts, and shook them violently. But that was not the first time that had happened to me. I explained to her that I was more of an ass worshiper; even though I did enjoy her breasts. With that new information, she climbed up on the booth, straddled my legs, and planted her ass cheeks around my face, and shook them violently. My very first thought was, "I'm in ass heaven. Ahem! " But then there was a second thought, and I'm completely unsure why it even entered my mind, is was "Thank goodness I don't wear contact lenses because I would surely lose them during this beautiful event. "
Maribel keep stopping at the table to flirt and say Hi throughout the night. I think I was in HK for over 6 hours and the time flew by. Finally, Maribel just sat next to me and complained how hot it was in the place, stood up, took off her top, tied her top around her wrist, and sat back down. I provided the air condition up until I started running short of breath. Then she mentioned she needed a beer, gave me three dollars, and asked me to order her a regular beer, not one of the little ones. The dude from LA looked at me and said, "Never seen that before. " I replied, "In the house of worship, my lord works in mysterious ways and miracles can, and will happen if one is patient. " However, I did buy Maribel's next two regular beers.
I checked out LC and Adelita's. Both places were hopping! Adelita's had a large of amount of beautiful women throughout the club. Stopped in Chicago, busy as well, but not like the others. I also stopped in Playboy and Delicias just to check them out. Some woman latched on to me when I walked in Playboy, I checked out the scene, and turned around and left. A server stopped me and said, "One dollar for the lady" and I explained that she didn't even touch my dick. So no way. Walked around the "Goodie block" which landed me back at the taco stand. Two more pork tacos before the long trip home.
Took a cab back to the border for 50 pesos. At midnight, the wait at the border was about 20. 5 seconds.
Observations during this short trip:
1. I noticed there is a taco shop within 30 feet of the busiest taco stand in the Zona. The owner must stay pissed!
2. The more I walked, the more friends I made!
3. I'm getting better with the coins.
4. HK is addictive & I am born again. Ahem!
Let me know if anyone is around. Im here until july 4. Use the PM system.
Member #2041
06-22-10, 03:56
Let me know if anyone is around. Im here until july 4. Use the PM system.
I would definitely be up for a couple of day trips to TJ over the next couple of weeks. Check your PMs.
#1 Ramirez is a pest.
#2 Lucky Lady is a Transvestite/Transexual drag bar. The reason they call it "Lucky Lady" is you are LUCKY if 'she' is a LADY and not a guy.
There may be the rare exception of a few real girls thrown in the mix. Hopefully for your sake.
Yup, he's a real pest, although he is harmless and he can actually be useful if you need a friend to watch your back. I once had to make a phone call back to the States, so I had to get far away from the zone, lest the music and noise give away my location! I paid Ramirez to walk with me and watch my back as I stood and took the call. Tipped him $10 for 45 minutes work.
Here's the best way to handle him:
1) Be polite but firm with him. Yes, he speaks pretty good English, but don't believe his BS about being ex-Military or that he often provides "protection" for gringo mongers. The most he does is give some basic directions and then walk with you where you are going...this can be useful, but has its limitations.
2) If you're not interested, just tell him you're going to AB. They will not let him into AB, and he will try to convince you to go to LC or another local bar, but just insist on AB, and he'll leave you alone.
3) If you want to tip him for any reason, start small. He will act disappointed, show you his empty wallet and tell you he hasn't eaten in a week (unlikely, if you look at the size of his belly.) After he gives you the sob story, throw him and extra $2 and then see #2 above for your exit.
Blue Nose
Two Dollars
06-22-10, 09:03
#2 Lucky Lady is a Transvestite/Transexual drag bar. The reason they call it "Lucky Lady" is you are LUCKY if 'she' is a LADY and not a guy.
There may be the rare exception of a few real girls thrown in the mix. Hopefully for your sake.
Okay well then it wasn't the Lucky Lady bar, but some other one in the area. It's hard enough for me to even remember chica names, let alone the name of a bar. But I was dealing with real vagina - no tranny business.
Thanks for the heads up though. I was thinking about trying to find her again, and would have headed straight to the Lucky Lady. You've just saved me a whole lot of trouble!
Anyway, I was looking at google street view to figure out nearby bars. Anybody have opinions about NewYork or Manhattan bars (a little further West), or is that just delving deeper into tranny land?
Ninguno Especial
06-22-10, 17:33
Anybody have opinions about NewYork or Manhattan bars (a little further West), or is that just delving deeper into tranny land?
They were straight bars but you are correct in that the further West you go more TV's are waiting. I believe both bars you mentioned are now closed due to no business.
Nice report tom, sorry am missing all the action. I got the mde bug, youll see what i mean. Greetings to all the tj mongers.
I woke up form a nice nap on Saturday afternoon and went and sat out on the balcony while going over my options and I narrowed it down to three:
Option 1. I could spend the rest of the day and evening surfing the Internet and checking out some flesh.
Option 2. I could walk down to the beach and check out some flesh.
Option 3. I could get my happy ass over to my "place of worship" and worship flesh using all five of my senses; guess we know which option I chose. Of course, option 3 would cost more, but hell, it was almost Father's Day and I deserved the extra attention!
It was a beautiful day, so I decided to walk to the Zona for the first time. First off, I did not realize how many friends I had until I had that walk. I heard "hey friend" about every 30 feet or so. I felt truly blessed. I even had unknown friends under the bridge. I took the ramp up the bridge and the stairs down and noticed the humorous markings on the men & women bathroom signs. That was worth the walk alone. I walked pass the wax museum and thought about checking it out. But then, I thought if I wanted to hang out with cold hard figures, I would just get married for the third time or spend time with the two x-wives. There was some sort of festival going on with white tents up and down Revolution. Which I had absolutely no interest in whatsoever.
Got to HK about 5 and there was a cover with beer charge, but I told the guy I was there earlier and skipped that part. There was a stunner on the first small U-shaped platform, you know, the one before the tall "pole of asses. " Out came my first dollar, and she bent over and presented her beautiful ass for me to worship. Ahem! While I was caught up praying, some dick sitting in the little booth motioned and said, "mi girlfriend. " Which I replied, "no problem sport. " At which point, I took out another dollar and continued to worship her ass even more. It has been a long time since I called someone "sport", but I felt the term was used appropriately in this case. My new bound faith is strong. Don't bother me during periods of worship.
Went over to the alley end bar and sat on a stool next to the pole. HK was not that crowded, but the place was warm. And after my walk, and pork taco with lots of hot sauce, I was sweating like a ***** in church (my dad, rest his sole, taught me that phrase). The sweetie at the pole crouched down to take a short break, and I asked her if she was hot. She said yes. So I took a couple of napkins and dabbed her forehead and she said, "no here. Here, " and slipped her panties aside. Have to love the playful ones, at least I do.
One of the girls seen my ATM was open and came over to chat. At first, I was not really interested, but she turned out to be quite playful and helpful. She could see I was hot, grabbed some napkins, and went to work. Her name was Alexia and we had ourselves a good little time at the bar. She turned out to be a good kisser as well. I told her I would take her upstairs later. But I never got around to it.
The last few times I was in HK, I was always greeted by this cutie with a nice hug and a kiss, and l spent some time with her last night. Her name is Carolina (not sure of the spelling) and we chatted for a while. Turns out she is a real sweetie that has five children. She works almost every day for 10am to 3am, I did the quick math. 17 hours a day! I bought her a couple of drinks and with her limited English, and my crappy Spanish. It seemed not to matter much, I enjoyed sharing her company. For whatever reason, I was not in the mood to go upstairs, I guess because I was having too much fun in the bar. I gave Carolina a twenty, tapped her lightly on the ass, and told her to go to work. But throughout the evening, she always stopped by for a kiss. Classy lady.
When I first crossed the bar from one side to the other, a met two cuties on the handicap ramp. I know HK put that ramp in just for me because sometimes I had trouble negotiating the stairs (might be the alcohol or the constant distractions, or both). One of the ladies was tall and older, but still hot, named Maribel. Pretty face, nice rack, and ass. But the feature that attracted me to her was a deep dimple at the top of her ass crack, which my tongue explored occasionally throughout the evening. Another Ahem!
Later in the evening, I met this dude from LA and we sat in the booth near the ladies room, good location by the way. Turns out he was a regular at HK, knew Spanish, and knew many of the women in HK as well. We chatted about different places of travel as we enjoyed the parade of women going back and forth. And at one point, tragedy struck; I was out of dollar bills! But the server calmed me down and went to retrieved some more ones for me. I felt naked until he came back with my supply.
A couple of new ladies came by for a bit of pleasant conversation and the one with me (forgot the name) was built better than a Honda. She was wearing just a white knitted piece that was full of holes, and her nipples protruded from the piece. Very nice touch. They left but returned within 30 minutes and jumped in our laps. Mine took my arms and wrapped them in front of her, crossed them, and then placed a hand on each breast. Then she said, "Protect these. " I figure after years of navigating and protecting multimillion dollar ships, this would be a piece of cake, and a lot more fun. It turns out there were four non-tipping grouping goons hassling the girls. When they came over, the one on my lap stood up and displayed her karate moves. Picture if you can, a well built woman in a white knitted piece that was full of holes, with nipples protruded from the piece, wearing 5-6 inch heels, kicking over her head towards the goons. Never lost her footing and even kept her kicking foot shoe attached. The LA dude and I had the same thought at the same time. This lady would be a blast upstairs! The goons retreated.
Something else happened that was a first for me. This stunner wearing an small orange t-back outfit, with a hot body, and cute braces came by to say Hi. She opened her top, slid my happy face between her breasts, and shook them violently. But that was not the first time that had happened to me. I explained to her that I was more of an ass worshiper; even though I did enjoy her breasts. With that new information, she climbed up on the booth, straddled my legs, and planted her ass cheeks around my face, and shook them violently. My very first thought was, "I'm in ass heaven. Ahem! " But then there was a second thought, and I'm completely unsure why it even entered my mind, is was "Thank goodness I don't wear contact lenses because I would surely lose them during this beautiful event. "
Maribel keep stopping at the table to flirt and say Hi throughout the night. I think I was in HK for over 6 hours and the time flew by. Finally, Maribel just sat next to me and complained how hot it was in the place, stood up, took off her top, tied her top around her wrist, and sat back down. I provided the air condition up until I started running short of breath. Then she mentioned she needed a beer, gave me three dollars, and asked me to order her a regular beer, not one of the little ones. The dude from LA looked at me and said, "Never seen that before. " I replied, "In the house of worship, my lord works in mysterious ways and miracles can, and will happen if one is patient. " However, I did buy Maribel's next two regular beers.
I checked out LC and Adelita's. Both places were hopping! Adelita's had a large of amount of beautiful women throughout the club. Stopped in Chicago, busy as well, but not like the others. I also stopped in Playboy and Delicias just to check them out. Some woman latched on to me when I walked in Playboy, I checked out the scene, and turned around and left. A server stopped me and said, "One dollar for the lady" and I explained that she didn't even touch my dick. So no way. Walked around the "Goodie block" which landed me back at the taco stand. Two more pork tacos before the long trip home.
Took a cab back to the border for 50 pesos. At midnight, the wait at the border was about 20. 5 seconds.
Observations during this short trip:
1. I noticed there is a taco shop within 30 feet of the busiest taco stand in the Zona. The owner must stay pissed!
2. The more I walked, the more friends I made!
3. I'm getting better with the coins.
4. HK is addictive & I am born again. Ahem!
Super Gato
06-23-10, 00:38
Actually my new faith encourages debauchery at the highest level. But on Saturday evening, it seemed that I could not make my way out of HK. There was always the next one, then another one, and so forth.
Where and what is the pista sur? Geez, I really need to learn Spanish, or at least enough to get by.
You really do need to learn Spanish. To me it enhances the sessions significantly. You chat up the girls in their native tongue and they'll use their tongue on you in creative ways. I've found girls mentioned on ISG as super businesslike/robots are much warmer and sweeter when you can communicate with them. Think of your trips to Hong Kong as Spanish lessons.
Pista sur means "south stage". Which at Hong Kong would be on the alley side of the house.
Hey prof10,
I am heading back to SD this weekend.
Maybe we could hook up sometime Saturday.
When are you planning to be there?
Raddar
Sorry Exotic, am heading to TJ on Saturday, June 19 and hope to be there for 3 consecutive days - returning to the East coast on June 22.
Been here for a few days already on the TJ side. Last night I went to see toy story 3 in 3D. Great movie but the theater was even better. I had no idea what VIP meant.
I walked into the theater and the place was set up like a nightclub....rows of leather lazy boy recliners side tables blue light lamps and a full menu booze included! The waiters serve you while you watch the movie.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
plaza rio cinepolis VIP
I was very much overdue for a trip down to the happiest place on earth so I grabbed some cash and hopped on the 5-South. I arrived at the parking lot behind the Jack-In-The-Box by 7:00PM, parked, and downed about 4-5 shots before walking across the bridge. I hitched a taxi and headed to Hong Kong Club. The taxi driver dropped me off a block before Adelitas and I walked the rest of the way (it was still daytime so I wasn't worried). I headed into Hong Kong and was a little surprised at the lack of women as I've usually visited on the busier times of the week (nighttime on the weekends). I had a nice buzz going and was definitely feeling good. I grabbed a water and a shot of goose and relaxed. I saw a few familiar faces along with some new chicas and some edecanes (who were a tad on the "chubby" side). Now, before I go any further, I just have to post this. I totally saw a monger that I've seen before who I'm almost certain posts on here or used to post on here (or maybe I'm way off). I'd say he's in his 50s and was wearing tight-fitting jeans and cowboy boots. This dude was soliciting sex from some chica and they must have been talking for almost an hour.The reason why I mention this is because the last time I was in TJ I saw him at AB, drunk, yelling all kinds of crazy stuff in Spanish (even though he's a gringo). If you are reading this and were there on Monday and the description fits you, just want to say cheers!
Anyways, after a little while, I noticed the "backside" entrance to Hong Kong and remembered that it led to the famous "alley." I took a little stroll and saw the SW's posted up at their spots and felt a little guilty for some reason. I was surprised at the amount of talent as this was the first time I'd strolled through in the daylight. A couple girls were getting really grabby so I left. I walked into AB and almost immediately left, it was dead (no more than 10-15 girls and very few mongers). On the way back to HK a bunch of gawkers kept hitting me up to go to their clubs. In particular, this one guy promoting Mermaids was yelling at me for almost a minute from probably 20 feet away. Good times.
Back in HK, the women were starting to show up and I needed some more juice. I grabbed another shot and watched this very nice-looking chica do her dance on stage near the bar by the alley entrance. I gave her a couple dollars in tips and when she was done, I hit her up. I made sure to get the names this time around so I could share them with you guys although I'm not really sure if I'm doing these girls a favor by posting names (especially when I read most want to be anonymous). In any case, the chica's name was Mayte (pronounced My-teh) and she was 22 or 23. She was pretty tall, I'd say 5'7, and with the heels, she was a good 3 inches taller than me (I'm 5'10). Mayte was rocking a black top and bottom and was looking amazing. Silky smooth light skin, great young bod, incredibly cute little face, black hair. She told me she was from Chihuahua (if I remember correctly) and was very sweet. She didn't speak much Ingles and my Espanol isn't great but good enough to get me by (minus the alcohol) but overall we held a pretty decent conversation. She was smoking a cig and although I'm not really a fan of that, I wasn't going to let that ruin the mood. I asked her how much and she quotes $80. I told her I never pay $80 and she quickly settled on $60. Oh yea, one other thing, I bought her a fecha and when the douche bag waiter came back, he had the drink plus a bag of snacks. I grabbed them and threw them back on his tray. Guys, don't let them get away with this shit. She never ordered them, the guy just tried to tack it on. I know times are tough but seriously?
Anyways, we leave out the alley way and head to the Cascadas Hotel(?) from the back entrance. The room was $15 but it was the nicest room I've done my business in. It had a pretty decent bed with nice sheets, Vizio flat screen TV, and a shower with glass doors. I think it was remodeled. Definitely a huge plus. Anyways, I got undressed and so did she. She gave a pretty nice cbj and positioned herself for me to play with her goods. She let me do whatever I wanted. We did mish and I finished in doggie after some serious pounding. There was a good amount of kissing involved. She was great, I'd definitely repeat. I almost wanted to keep this all to myself. Afterwards, we cleaned up, she took a little shower (again wow, what a babe) and I paid her without her asking. You can tell she takes care of herself. Very sweet girl, treat her right.
I headed back to HK and at this point, everything came full-circle and I was really out of it. The combination of the alcohol along with the "rough" session had me feeling like crap. I sat by the upstairs bar near the main entrance to HK (sort of near the privado booths) and just zoned out for a bit. After a while, Carla/Karla (real name) came over and starts chit-chatting. I'm pretty sure PhordPhan knows this chica. She spoke really good English. She asked me why I was bumming and I tell her I drank a bit too much. Karla, being a doll that she is, gets me this really nasty ass tasting drink (water, lemon, salt) to make me feel better. It actually helped. We chit-chat for a bit and I start realizing she looks pretty damn good. Again, as far as attitude, she easily had one of the best for anyone in this profession. We settle on $60 for a session (after she initially quoted $80) and off we go. In the room, she gave a good CBJ and we go at it. Alas, with the combo of the alc and my other session, there was no way I was going to cum. Karla rode it like a champion too but after the dreaded knock came, my concentration was gone. Very frustrating. She wouldn't help me finish either. I was mad. She got all mercenary on me too and I got upset and started with the passive-aggressive behavior. I paid her and left. Never again. I hitched a taxi back to la linea and went through customs.
Great trip overall although I think from now on, I'm going to limit it to only one girl or possibly spread it out in-between girls so I finish both times. Nothing is worse than pounding a chick for ~30 minutes like a lunatic and not being able to give them the money shot. Either way, I'm planning on hitting the Zona earlier in the day on subsequent trips because 1) the chicas are much cleaner 2) it isn't as dangerous 3) the overall vibe is a tad better. Overall, I can't complain, TJ is still fun. I love summer.
Stay safe and happy hunting.
Been here for a few days already on the TJ side. Last night I went to see toy story 3 in 3D. Great movie but the theater was even better. I had no idea what VIP meant.
I walked into the theater and the place was set up like a nightclub....rows of leather lazy boy recliners side tables blue light lamps and a full menu booze included! The waiters serve you while you watch the movie.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
plaza rio cinepolis VIP
This is very interesting. Thanks for the info.
I took a lady out of Hong Kong on Friday evening, and she wanted to go to the movies. We went to Plaza Rio but just went shopping. We spotted the Cinepolis, but I didn't really want to spend Friday night holed up in what I would have expected to ratty cramped theater. Definitely would have thought differently if I knew there was VIP section, and I'm sure she would have loved it. Sounds like a very nice place to bring a special lady friend. It'll have to wait until next time.
Hola artisttyp
How much was a ticket for? There is place like this in LA. "the bridge". North of the LAX. But they stop serving after the show starts.
So some questions.
Do they serve liquor etc after the show starts or only before?
Are the movies in english or any english subtitles? Or are they all dubbed in espagnol?
Gracias senor
I walked into the theater and the place was set up like a nightclub....rows of leather lazy boy recliners side tables blue light lamps and a full menu booze included! The waiters serve you while you watch the movie.
I've never seen anything like that in my life.
plaza rio cinepolis VIP
Super Gato
06-25-10, 05:23
This is very interesting. Thanks for the info.
I took a lady out of Hong Kong on Friday evening, and she wanted to go to the movies. We went to Plaza Rio but just went shopping. We spotted the Cinepolis, but I didn't really want to spend Friday night holed up in what I would have expected to ratty cramped theater. Definitely would have thought differently if I knew there was VIP section, and I'm sure she would have loved it. Sounds like a very nice place to bring a special lady friend. It'll have to wait until next time.
Oh, yeah, the VIP section is similar to the one I went to Bangkok (except in BKK they didn't serve booze, nudity is pixelated out, and you had to stand up to pay respect to the king before the movie). Outside of the Alamo Drafthouse, it is the only civilized way to see a movie.
There might be three VIP theaters in Monterrey if you happen to have a ladyfriend out there. Perfect way to get out of that 40c heat.
Exoticspirit
06-25-10, 06:26
Thanks to all the info on this board, I had my first trip to TJ and it was a success. I stayed at the Travelodge near the border and it was darn good - $25 per night and the rooms were quite decent. Even used their pool. I observed the traffic to the border during my check in day (didn't have time to go over) and noticed lots of pedestrian traffic both ways so I made the decision that check out day, I was going to walk over too.
After checking out of the hotel, I parked at the $5 lot behind Jack in the Box on the US entry side. Walked over the pedestrian overpass as there were quite a few people already - mostly locals. Walked through the turnstiles and took the right side exit since it was the one towards the pedestrian bridge across the TJ 'river'. As soon as I went through the second turnstile, I turned left towards the McDonalds and there was the open space market area. The pedestrian bridge was at the end of the market.
No problem on the bridge as there was enough people on that too including a few cops. Once over, aimed towards the big arch landmark. Went through that as according to the maps on Arc 123 and Constitution was just two short blocks further along. Then I saw the first SWs and headed north. This was about 1 pm yesterday.
Walked through both sides of Constitution to the corner of Cohilla (spelling is wrong) where Chicago Club and Adelitas Bar were. Went past Hong Kong club and around the block to check out the alley which is not that long.
As expected, many of the SWs were fat pigs in my opinion but there were several hotties I would have done but since this was my first trip, I thought that I should stick to a bar girl from Adelitas as many before me have suggested.
Went into the Adelitas, walked around and there were certainly quite a few girls there. Just several guys. Most girls as reported just stayed where they were. After I sat down, one named Angelique came by. She was great looking as about a good third of the girls there were too. But for some reason, the name was somewhat familiar as I'm sure that I read about her somewhere on this board that she was one of those to be avoided. So I politely told her I was not interested.
Another girl came by later named Ivy. She spoke pretty decent English too and after some chit chat, she asked if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said let's go up to the hotel instead. After confirming the $60 rate and $12 for the hotel, we went up.
The room was okay with a shower and washroom. Since this was my first trip there and I was a bit anxious due to all the past danger reports, I didn't initially get hard right away. She stroked me some and then after I got semi hard, she put on a condom and said that she will do a BJ for a bit but for some reason, also mentioned that she doesn't normally do this (of course I wasn't really going to believe that).
This got me harder and she tried to get on top but for some reason maybe I was still not rock solid enough yet. So she switched positions to missionary where I entered easier and once inside, I got hard enough and banged her to completion.
I don't know how long this took but she said that it didn't take that long which was good (of course it's good for her). But that's okay, as my mission was accomplished.
I almost forgot to pay her then she reminded me politely when we were almost dressed that I could pay her then. She had the nerve to ask for a tip but I thought what the hell, she needs the $ more than me and she was nice. So I gave her an extra $5.
As I opened the door, I gave the cleaning boy $1 but there was another one there who also reached out his hand. I was eager to leave so I just gave this second kid $1 too. Ivy asked if I was going back to the bar but I decided to leave since again, my mission was completed and I wanted to drive back to LAX.
I walked back towards the arch and the school girl uniform SWs were now out on the corner too. Like I said, there were several SWs I think I would have done but it probably wasn't a good idea for the first trip. Too bad I don't get down here more often.
On my way back, I tried out one of the taco stands. $1 for a big beef taco - it was great. Then crossed the pedestrian bridge again and once back at the McDonalds market area, I just followed the blue signs back to the USA.
There were lots of people lined up at the USA border. I don't know why there is so much crossings as I estimate that the large majority of pedestrians crossing back and forth were Mexicans or Mexican Americans -- maybe somebody can shine a light on this one?
After the border stop, I was back where the trolleys were. Headed back to the $5 parking lot where my rental car was. Total duration of trip was about only 2 to 2.5 hours.
Armed with all the info on this board as well as a few other websites on TJ, this excursion was easy as hell. I never felt in danger at all. Of course, I probably would take the cabs if it was a night trip but during the daytime, there definitely is a lot of pedestrian traffic to make it completely walkable.
Ivy from the Adelitas Bar has dark hair, not too chubby at all, a bit of a spinner once she's off her high heels and a nice rack. She also has a relatively high pitched voice I didn't really like but so what, she spoke decent English and was nice to talk to. She said she was 25.
Hope this report will be of use to those still hoping to make the trip.
Exoticspirit
06-25-10, 14:43
Hi Exotic,
When you come back next time, plan to spend more time to immerse in the life in Mexico. Hang out in HongKong bar and molest every girl inside. HK girls are usually younger, prettier and livelier than girls in other bars. Sample the street girls, some are young, pretty and spicy. Stay in a TJ hotel and book escorts via web sites like SEXYTIJUANA DOT COM etc... Escorts are about $50 to $100 for an hour. La Zona Roja is far more active with better selection of chicas during weekend after 8 PM.
I met some very good-looking girls in Montreal and Toronto. Please provide some comparisons to TJ scene.
The one thing I really didn't like about the SW reports is the time element of only 15 minutes or so. I think I would appreciate at least 30 minutes just in case I need time to get comfortable. The short durations would be too stressful for me.
Toronto is more international as you can sample girls from every race - Asians, whites, eastern-Euros, east Indians, etc. Montreal is still considered the top monger city in North America. Not as inexpensive as Tijuana but the girls are classier and the service is better. The escort scene is really easy. Just look at who is available on the website, call, and they will show up at your hotel for hour appointments at minimum. Average price is $180 Canadian. This gives lots of time.
But I'm glad I did TJ. If I ever get down in this area again, I would certainly do it again.
I was wondering why I was ignoring "Captain Solo", in fact I thought what did this guy ever do to annoy me enough? I looked back to see if PP's posts were still live but no, the old PP posts are all renamed. Thankfully ISG saves us the trouble of "re-ignoring" name changers.
Hola artisttyp
How much was a ticket for? There is place like this in LA. "the bridge". North of the LAX. But they stop serving after the show starts.
So some questions.
Do they serve liquor etc after the show starts or only before?
Are the movies in english or any english subtitles? Or are they all dubbed in espagnol?
Gracias senor
The cost was $11 for the movie and around 33mx for a large mango tea. I thought it was hot but only iced tea served.
I am pretty sure booze is served during the whole movie. They wouldnt let you buy anything at the concession stand before entering..only waiter service once you sit down.
Toy story 3 was in english with spanish subtitles. This varies greatly with the movie and in which latin country you see it in. Its hard to tell just ask.
This would never fly in new york. The animals would ruin the seats and get [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) drunk...WE ARE NOT A CIVILIZED NATION!
Prince of persia is my next movie.
Go eat at cien anos before. Its one of tijuanas best mexican resaurants. I had lunch there for $22 including tip...great decor great food first class service...located about 2 avenues from plaza rio. You must take a cab or you will never find it. $2 in cab probably from plaza rio. Use the taxi libre orange and white cabs and offer a fixed price.
Live Life Eat Ass.
Ninguno Especial
06-26-10, 21:02
The one thing I really didn't like about the SW reports is the time element of only 15 minutes or so.
The term SW does not apply to 97.5% of the chicas on the street in TJ. SW is an old carry over from talk of street *****s in the states.
SG = Street Girl
They are card carrying putas assigned to certain hotels, always found STANDING (NOT walking) at the same spot.
Most are open to extending the time to 30, 45 or an hour. Some are happy with 2 hours. You just buy the time in increments as you wish. If she goes for 200 pesos (about $16 US) for 15 min. she will most likely go for 400 pesos ($32) for 30 min. If you want extras you may need to pay a little more depending on the chica but most will give it all up for 500 to 600 pesos for half an hour.
Not to worry.
Exoticspirit
06-26-10, 23:39
Most are open to extending the time to 30, 45 or an hour. Some are happy with 2 hours. You just buy the time in increments as you wish. If she goes for 200 pesos (about $16 US) for 15 min. she will most likely go for 400 pesos ($32) for 30 min. If you want extras you may need to pay a little more depending on the chica but most will give it all up for 500 to 600 pesos for half an hour.
Not to worry.
Definitely something to consider for next time - you guys who live close by are really lucky. If I was spending any extended time down there, I would be hopping over to TJ every week!
The term SW does not apply to 97.5% of the chicas on the street in TJ. SW is an old carry over from talk of street *****s in the states.
SG = Street Girl
They are card carrying putas assigned to certain hotels, always found STANDING (NOT walking) at the same spot.
Most are open to extending the time to 30, 45 or an hour. Some are happy with 2 hours. You just buy the time in increments as you wish. If she goes for 200 pesos (about $16 US) for 15 min. she will most likely go for 400 pesos ($32) for 30 min. If you want extras you may need to pay a little more depending on the chica but most will give it all up for 500 to 600 pesos for half an hour.
Not to worry.
I would try negotiating for a 20/25 minute session before you even start anything. I usually ask for what I want then I say 20/25 minutes is what I need. The knock usually comes between 20 and 25 minutes anyway depending on the hotel. Upon enetering the hotel I tell the desk 30 minutes.
IMHO forget 15 min all together. There is no way you can both take your clothes off rinse and have sex in 15 minutes. Chicas like to ask bullshit questions first instead of just ripping their clothes off.
If you want 15 minute quickes go to ecuador and pay $7.
Haven't been to Tijuana since I was in the navy 30 years ago. Went down a couple weeks ago. Rode the greyhound from LA then the trolley. Stayed at Hotel Tichuan $55. First I took a cab down to Zona Roza. Walked through the clubs. It was fun. Girls were all nice. I am fat and old. So I was surprised when one dry humped me while I talked to her at the bar. Didn't buy any lady drinks just a couple cokes for myself. Still got a lot of touching in. Walked the block and had a lot of fun flirting, touching, and negotiating with the street ladies.
The went beak to the hotel.
Had Ruby from Mexico Lindo Bar. $300 for the night. 12-8am.
http://www.Mexicolindobar.com/Ruby.html
Beautiful girl. Much prettier than her pictures. Had a great time. But she doesn't speak English and I don't Speak Spanish. The only problem was when I woke her up at 6:30 ready for another go. She said she didn't want to. Eventually she did take another shower. But, I could tell she wasn't really into it, like she had been the night before.
But except for that. I had a great time.
Next time. I am going to try the street ladies. Hotel Cascadias has a deal for a room 1pm-1pm for 30$ don't know how much sleep I will get though.
http://hotelcascadas.com/
I was wondering why I was ignoring "Captain Solo", in fact I thought what did this guy ever do to annoy me enough? I looked back to see if PP's posts were still live but no, the old PP posts are all renamed. Thankfully ISG saves us the trouble of "re-ignoring" name changers.
Oh, C'mon. Dude's an expert. He's been coming to ZN for 10 years, 3 time a week. Cut him some slack.
I know I speak for a lot of guys who value the opinions of a long-term punter who doesn't speak Spanish, who still pays in dollars, who can't tell a fake boob from a natural boob by touch and who hasn't darkened the door of any TJ club except the Big 3 :D :D
Valuable insights all, especially about the young, shy, innocent chicas in one of the sleaziest bars in the northern hemisphere. :D :D
Before I recently retired I was in the hotel, resort business working mostly in the Caribbean. When I was living in Aruba and in Curacao I had different "pros" living with me. I would pay her a modest sum each month (and pay for all meals, entertainment, and shopping trips) and in return she would be available to me 24/7. On occasion I would have her recruit another for us to play with for a day/night or even a weekend. I would give her the money for the other girl and she would make all of the arrangements. I would keep this arrangement for 2 or 3 months and then look for another. Although in Aruba I had one young lady for almost a year.
I am thinking about relocating to the Rosarito Beach area. I am wondering if the Mexicans would be as open to this sort of arrangement as the Colombians?
Thanks in advance for your responses.
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Sup, took a trip to Tijiuana a while back when I stayed in San Diego. That said I will be trying to make a trip to San Diego again iin October. The last time I was there Taxi driver tried to cox me into taking a trip to Purple rain (after I mentioned Adelita and HK). I am looking at the Dominican as a backup option as well because P4P maybe cheaper and quality of girls higher.
Anyone who knows alternatives to Adelita and HK please PM, I am looking for high quality anything goings girls (greek, BBBJ included multiple pops preferred). I am reluctant to spend anything more that 100 roses but if she is a heavy hitter.
I have been to TJ once and had a decent time. I think it was really a down time for the girls since there was poor quality in Zona Roja. Can anyone give me information or a strating point to look for places outside of the Zone where quality is high and the price is low? Just as a backup just in case I have a bad time in the Zone. Also, is there a place where you can find Asians? Thanks.
TB
I have been to TJ once and had a decent time. I think it was really a down time for the girls since there was poor quality in Zona Roja. Can anyone give me information or a strating point to look for places outside of the Zone where quality is high and the price is low? Just as a backup just in case I have a bad time in the Zone. Also, is there a place where you can find Asians? Thanks.
TB
This has been discussed a few times. I think the consensus is that there are a few bars in the otay mesa area of TJ but nothing that resembles the zona. IMHO it wouldnt be worth the cab fare.
One guy told me about a bar called siete copas ( 7 cups) anybody ?
Id love to find a casa de citas for local people but that would be around the same pricing as the zona IMHO. Mexico in general is $25/30 in the low end range. You can get that all over the zona.
This has been discussed a few times. I think the consensus is that there are a few bars in the otay mesa area of TJ but nothing that resembles the zona. IMHO it wouldnt be worth the cab fare.
One guy told me about a bar called siete copas ( 7 cups) anybody ?
Id love to find a casa de citas for local people but that would be around the same pricing as the zona IMHO. Mexico in general is $25/30 in the low end range. You can get that all over the zona.
Artisttyp,
Thanks for the info. I have been trying to search this but didn't know where or what to search in the forum. Outside of this, can anyone comment on how the difficulty is trying to get any of the Zina roja girls to go back to your hotel, etc.? If this has been discussed already I am sorry for asking. Thanks in advance.
TB
PM senor TJ Fanatic for his special Colombian GF. She's the big chica who hangs out on Art 123 everyday in a short skirt without panties, showing lots of long pubic hairs rippling in TJ wind...hehehe.
For 100 pesos you can have access to all her 5 tight holes, including her ears and her nose... hehehe. Not a bad deal.
Not sure about the other 2 holes but hopefully she is not too much a BBW as thats not what I meant by heavy hitter (though the ride can be interesting LOL).
That said thanks again for the info. I will try to poke around the forums for TJ Fanatic although when I search for his user name it didn't come up. Unfortunately I am also rather geographically retarded when it comes to San Diego and TJ so don't know Art 123 but have sometime to figure it out by October but any hints would help. I assume cab drivers would know about it ?
Artisttyp,
Thanks for the info. I have been trying to search this but didn't know where or what to search in the forum. Outside of this, can anyone comment on how the difficulty is trying to get any of the Zina roja girls to go back to your hotel, etc.? If this has been discussed already I am sorry for asking. Thanks in advance.
TB
Around 3am is a good time to ask for after work deals. I couldnt last that long myself.
Another idea would be to befriend a girl and have her stop by your hotel before work. Most will charge you $70-80 an hour. Escort services are another option but Ive never tried one. I would just stick with what is known to work THE ZONA. Its all right there waiting for you...no bait and switch and you can interview your prospects before you even think of doing anything. IMHO its better that way.
Before I recently retired I was in the hotel, resort business working mostly in the Caribbean. When I was living in Aruba and in Curacao I had different "pros" living with me. I would pay her a modest sum each month (and pay for all meals, entertainment, and shopping trips) and in return she would be available to me 24/7. On occasion I would have her recruit another for us to play with for a day/night or even a weekend. I would give her the money for the other girl and she would make all of the arrangements. I would keep this arrangement for 2 or 3 months and then look for another. Although in Aruba I had one young lady for almost a year.
I am thinking about relocating to the Rosarito Beach area. I am wondering if the Mexicans would be as open to this sort of arrangement as the Colombians?
Thanks in advance for your responses.
MODERATOR: Please move if this is not the right forum.
I go to colombia myself and I can tell you the two cultures are very different. Im sure you can pay enough money and do that anywhere but rosarito wouldnt even be on my list.
You are way better off in almost any south american country for this sort of thing. Can be done but this isnt asia or peru.
Does anyone know if they do Donkey Shows in Mexico anymore? When I used to go to Nuevo Laredo, there was a place that did it, but the girl went off and got married, so that ended. At that time, I never had the courage to go see one, but as I have gotten older and looked back on the things I did not see/do, I figured it would be an experience to actually see this. With that said, does anyone know where this happens? Hopefully, I haven't offended anyone with this question, but had to ask. Thanks. Also, thanks Atisttyp for answering my question.
TB
Does anyone know if they do Donkey Shows in Mexico anymore? When I used to go to Nuevo Laredo, there was a place that did it, but the girl went off and got married, so that ended. At that time, I never had the courage to go see one, but as I have gotten older and looked back on the things I did not see/do, I figured it would be an experience to actually see this. With that said, does anyone know where this happens? Hopefully, I haven't offended anyone with this question, but had to ask. Thanks. Also, thanks Atisttyp for answering my question.
TBShort answer: No it is illegal and a well known tourist scam.
Does anyone know if they do Donkey Shows in Mexico anymore? When I used to go to Nuevo Laredo, there was a place that did it, but the girl went off and got married, so that ended. At that time, I never had the courage to go see one, but as I have gotten older and looked back on the things I did not see/do, I figured it would be an experience to actually see this. With that said, does anyone know where this happens? Hopefully, I haven't offended anyone with this question, but had to ask. Thanks. Also, thanks Atisttyp for answering my question.
TB
Hi TB, you'll need to do better than that to offend the folks on here. Yes, you should have seen the show when you had the chance. Nowadays it's rare to meet someone who's seen a show and it's worth buying them a beer to get the story.
As for TJ, ever since my first trips mongering in the early 80s I've been interested in seeing one, the taxi drivers might say "here you go" as they drop you off, but I've never found one.
As for the NL artiste, did she have to get married due to being "with foal"? :)
Ninguno Especial
06-29-10, 19:43
Does anyone know if they do Donkey Shows in Mexico anymore?
TB
Not in TJ but you can see that shit and more with horses, dogs, pigs, you name it by doing a bit of surfing with key words in Google. All free clips. [CodeWord139] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord139) is what it's called I believe. (as if mongers were not beasts enough for the putas)
These live shows are boring IMO never understood why they create such a stir. Recently reported, possibly here was live sex show at Tropical Bar. I would find that boring as well, not my cup of tea. Much more exiting, the one on one, when you are the star performer IMO.
Green_Thumb
06-30-10, 00:07
Question for the veteran mongers,
The Mexico elections are scheduled for July 4th, I know in the past that the Zone has shut down for important political events. Does anyone know if this weekend will be affected at all or if it's business as usual?
If anyone is hopping the border these next couple of days it would be great if someone could ask one of the bar staff at Adelitas or Hong Kong if they will be open as usual Saturday and Sunday and post the info back on the board.
Any info would be great. Thanks,
GT
Super Gato
06-30-10, 01:32
Does anyone know if they do Donkey Shows in Mexico anymore? When I used to go to Nuevo Laredo, there was a place that did it, but the girl went off and got married, so that ended. At that time, I never had the courage to go see one, but as I have gotten older and looked back on the things I did not see/do, I figured it would be an experience to actually see this. With that said, does anyone know where this happens? Hopefully, I haven't offended anyone with this question, but had to ask. Thanks. Also, thanks Atisttyp for answering my question.
TB
The "donkey show" at Martha's Place in Nuevo Laredo was simulated as far back as I know. I'm not a donkey expert but the last donkey that was outside the "famous donkey show" bar was female. The last time I was in Nuevo Laredo's Boystown I noticed Martha's had redone its edifice and no longer makes mention of being home to donkey shows (and the burro is gone from from the parking lot). I never spent much time in Martha's over the years as the girls tended to be subpar and of all the bugs you can catch in Boystown, I didn't want to add fleas to the list.
I'm not saying that that bestiality shows don't exist anywhere in Mexico (or the US or anywhere) but they're not going to be in the open. For the most part the "donkey show" is to lure tourists into a bar. I don't see the appeal. But clearly a lot of people like freak shows.
I don't even like when on occasion the girls in the foam show at Hong Kong get a guy up there and blow and/or screw him. But it sure works up the crowd.
The "donkey show" at Martha's Place in Nuevo Laredo was simulated as far back as I know. I'm not a donkey expert but the last donkey that was outside the "famous donkey show" bar was female. The last time I was in Nuevo Laredo's Boystown I noticed Martha's had redone its edifice and no longer makes mention of being home to donkey shows (and the burro is gone from from the parking lot). I never spent much time in Martha's over the years as the girls tended to be subpar and of all the bugs you can catch in Boystown, I didn't want to add fleas to the list.
I'm not saying that that bestiality shows don't exist anywhere in Mexico (or the US or anywhere) but they're not going to be in the open. For the most part the "donkey show" is to lure tourists into a bar. I don't see the appeal. But clearly a lot of people like freak shows.
I don't even like when on occasion the girls in the foam show at Hong Kong get a guy up there and blow and/or screw him. But it sure works up the crowd.
All,
I can't say that I remember the sex of the Donkey when I was petting it, but I remember that it was out front and they showed me the girl who actually had sex with the donkey. This was back in 05'. Boys Town in NL is terrible in terms of quality. It is truly hit or miss, but more times than not it is a miss. I honestly wish I had seen the show, just to say I did. [CodeWord139] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord139) is not my thing, but like I said it would be cool to see one. After doing all of the research on the board, posters did say it was illegal, but I thought maybe things had changed since this question was last asked. It's crazy someone actually married that girl. She was hideous in my opinion, but every one has their own opinion and that's what makes the world what it is. Thanks for the replies!
TB
Green_Thumb
06-30-10, 04:26
To the local senior members:
Does anyone know if the Mexican elections on Sunday, July 4th will affect the hours of the Zona? I know in the past they have shut down for political events. If anyone ventures over the border in the next day or so would you mind asking the help at Adelitas or Hong Kong and re-plying to this post. Would be much appreciated.
Thanks,
GT
Super Gato
06-30-10, 08:19
To the local senior members:
Does anyone know if the Mexican elections on Sunday, July 4th will affect the hours of the Zona? I know in the past they have shut down for political events. If anyone ventures over the border in the next day or so would you mind asking the help at Adelitas or Hong Kong and re-plying to this post. Would be much appreciated.
Thanks,
GTUsually Baja California doesn't do Ley Seca (dry law) like other Mexican states do. Especially when the election is on a US holiday weekend and lots of gringos come down and want to drink. BC has been doing that ever since the Ley Seca laws went from being a federal law to a state law. Barring some catastrophe, it should be business as usual just like it was last year.
Most states still observe the law but I've noticed they're loosening things in some places were in the past bars would close at midnight Friday (0:00hr on Saturday morning and stay closed until Monday morning) but now will close on Saturday night.
After driving 4 hours to Nuevo Laredo only to find the bars closed for the election, I've always checked. For Tamaulipas, Coahuila and Nuevo Leon, the government doesn't announce things until right before.
To the local senior members:
Does anyone know if the Mexican elections on Sunday, July 4th will affect the hours of the Zona? I know in the past they have shut down for political events. If anyone ventures over the border in the next day or so would you mind asking the help at Adelitas or Hong Kong and re-plying to this post. Would be much appreciated.
Thanks,
GTSome of the vendors on revolucion told me most bars will be closed but if you want alcohol some stores will sell it. He has the hook up...whatever that means. Also he mentioned underground bars will still serve but that may not be for tourists. I don't know for sure.
I've heard conflicting stories but it makes sense not to lose out on July 4 money from the states.
If I hear anything else I will let you know.
IMHO why bother coming down if you arent certain. Better to come down saturday for the night and decide if you want to stay sunday once you get here.
All,
I can't say that I remember the sex of the Donkey when I was petting it, but I remember that it was out front and they showed me the girl who actually had sex with the donkey. This was back in 05'. Boys Town in NL is terrible in terms of quality. It is truly hit or miss, but more times than not it is a miss. I honestly wish I had seen the show, just to say I did. [CodeWord139] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord139) is not my thing, but like I said it would be cool to see one. After doing all of the research on the board, posters did say it was illegal, but I thought maybe things had changed since this question was last asked. It's crazy someone actually married that girl. She was hideous in my opinion, but every one has their own opinion and that's what makes the world what it is. Thanks for the replies!
TBI once had sex with a lady named kate I met on yahoo.com. Kate was an animal lover and liked to have her pets surrounding her when we were on the bed. Oddly enough I couldnt get off on that scene. One day while fucking she let the dog (german sheperd) lick her mouth and I almost heaved in the bed.
I ran and never came back to bestiality...too gross for me. I will stick with shit stained underwear.
Sorry to rant but [CodeWord139] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord139) doesnt come up much on the forum.
Hello,
I have not been to the zona since February and it seemed the pickings were pretty slim back then. Has it picked up? I was thinking of heading down this Saturday night. I mostly stick with he street walker chicas but the last time I was there they are out in low numbers.
Thanks,
I was there last Friday and Saturday evening, as well at tonight, and I always make my rounds around the "goodie block." And there was an abundant amount of chicas on the streets; have fun! Saturday is the night before the election on the 4th, so I'm not sure if that would make a difference or not.
Hello,
I have not been to the zona since February and it seemed the pickings were pretty slim back then. Has it picked up? I was thinking of heading down this Saturday night. I mostly stick with he street walker chicas but the last time I was there they are out in low numbers.
Thanks,
I am interested in starting an MP and have found a small group of interested partners to chip-in with start-up capital. How do I recruit girls from Mexico and other such places without running into the whole [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) mess. Or is it something I should better set-up through a syndicate (which in that case I may as well drop the idea)?
I have meet a few girls in the US but most at fast food chains etc anyone who can give me a tip or info please PM or post.
I know that I can sponsor some for work in the US but again you need proof of qualifications. Also the marriage route can get sticky. I assume it helps to have a place closure to the broader but unfortunately where I am setting up is pretty far from close.
Again any tips or info please PM.
I have also considered just trying to recruit the illegals that are already here that way they come to me and I am not stressed about front end cost if they make a break for it. That said how do I get the word out (Spanish ads in Latina neighborhoods?) without getting flagged.
my time is up fellows. i had a very good time in tj and was rather occupied with several different projects. i dont want to bore anybody with too many details but as usual i have a few things to mention.
airport issues:
i took a taxi from the san diego airport right to the border. the taxi leaves you right at the turnstyles so you dont need to go zig zagging through the bridge with your luggage. the meter plus tip came out to $60...well worth it for me coming from nyc and having to leave my apartment at 3am for the airport. i cant deal with the trolley and luggage. i had too much crap with me and a low back problem.
hotel:
i booked 4 nights at the zaragoza and wound up staying there my entire trip. i was very comfortable in a smoking room parking lot level #106. $42 a night during the week then $46 fri sat sun. all prices include tax. the service was exceptional and the location is ideal. you have absolutely *everything you need within a few blocks of you. the carpets in the bottom rooms i think are new. compared to the upper level (more expensive) i would go to the lower level any day. upstairs rooms have disgusting carpets...no such issue where i was.
the only negative comment i have is about the toliet water. it seems to be an issue throughout tj. bascially to no suprise it smells like shit. i had to keep the bathroom door closed at all times. i smelled the same thing everyplace i went. maybe we treat the toilet water with chemicals in the states. i dont know but it smells pretty bad.
end.
girls:
tj is what it is. i did a little better this time finding bbbjs. you need to look for milfs on the side streets surrounding cohuilla and you need to be flexible in the looks department. it very difficult to get a spinner to let you lick her. at times i lost interest in having a session because it took so much effort to find what i want. all i did were street girls.
my experiences was just ok but i had a great time doing other stuff in tj.
bars:
hk is king. i did my best to go looking around in places ive never been but it was the same ol set up...just a few guys and some trashy girls looking for you to buy them drinks. not one of these clubs can compete with hk. hk is strip club where beers and drinks are $3 and you get to touch and fondle girls for $1. there is no competing with it.
* the only way the little places can out do hk is to get raunchy. they need to get little peep show type vip booths where you can have sexual services or the girls need to turn it up a notch and whip out your dick at the table for a hj. that is the only to get customers into those places. forget trying to sell you booze and all that bullshit. turn up the sex volume and maybe you will get some of hks customers. otherwise its like putting gas into a sinking ship imho.
one bar i did like is directly across the street from bar zacazanopan. its one of those pay $1 to dance with chicas places for locals...bigtime cumbia place but decent cumbia from colombia. all locals drunk as shit but very friendly and talkative. spanish is a must.
as some of you may know i took several photos the last time i was here. i managed to get myself a show at a galleria here in either sept or nov. i will be showing with a photographer from la who takes photos of the street girls in zona norte and another two photographers from here in tj. the show will be called " el rubor bruto y la seduccion 664" which more or less means the good bad and the ugly of tj. i am very excitied.
the shirts i made for tijuana were very much accpeted here my all the cholos and loacl t shirt vendors. they just dont have money to produce them. the store i am selling them at in chula vista said mexicans were offended and i havent sold 1 ! i dont care though. respect from the mexican side is worth alot more.
food:
get away from el arco and venture to other areas to eat. right by the zaragoza calle 8 between revo and madero (left side) is one of the best cheapie mexican food places in tj. all local people eat there. dont miss it.
breakfast tillys was pretty decent and a fair price. dinner was a bummer due to them having no windows or inclosed space....might be too cold to sit there. the lunch food looked ok especially the fajitas.
the food at hotel nelson has gone way down imho. ive eaten there for years but this time around the quality was sub par to me. my burrito had more gristle to it than chicken! i kept spitting out rubber bone into my napkin...clean the fucking chicken before you cook it.
sanborns at zona rio was another gross joint. i hold them up to higher standards since they are a legend in mexico...used to eat at them in acapulco in the 70s 80s...very low quality food but open 24 hrs.
* great japanese place in a mini mall right across the street from la torre de fundadores. take the red public taxi across the street from the zaragoza on calle 7 and madero pay 11 pesos and ask to be let of at la torre then walk across the street in the mini mall. you will see a japanese rest. you must try it...very clean very nice great prices unlike anything in the states.
shopping :
i love shopping in tj ! bring cash with you because you will see shit you want. i went crazy buying rosary beads and adding different pendants to them like real scorpions incased in a clear mold to sant muerte jeseus malverde charms. they came out very cool. i must have gone through every vendor and shop in tj.
leather: go to calle 3 between revo and madero. you will see several leather shops on the right side of the street. all have nice stuff to offer but the one with the double entrance at the end towards madero makes really nice stuff and the people are soooo nice. great belts...great knick knacks. take any belt and they will put a hidden zipper on it for almost nothing in a day.
be careful of buying silver. alot of it is something called alpaca but if you have good eyes you can tell what it is.
*** i am very sorry to have missed seeing peter pan. i arranged to meet him at hk one night but fate was not on our side. i looked for him but could not find him. i am so sorry to have missed and i deeply apologize for any inconvinence it may have caused you. we need to get the pictures straighted out before i come next time so i can have a better idea what to look for...so sorry.
nice meeting tom jackin the ultimate john. if i was a working chica i definately would like to be your ***** on call. you are not a cheap charlie like myself. i dont envy it i just admire the respect you give the chicas. you seem to get the appreciation back. see you again next time around.
tomorrow july 4 i cross back to shit la vista for one lonely night by myself then off to new york late mon evening on a red eye flight.
people:
we all know the girls are hit or miss here but the people are always spot on. i am so addicted to the level of hospitality i have received here it will be incredibly hard to return to the american side. i had guys doing all sorts of favors for me and just treating me very well with so much respect. the cholos and all the other people i dealt with were extremely kind thats why i am always willing to come back to mexico.
end:
two weeks basically just in the centro ! service from chicasd were just ok but so much else to do and get involved in. all in all a very fun place to spend 2 weeks if you adventerous.
see you guys in september or november.
will cross the border tomorrow wearing my mexico fifa sweatshirt i bought!
Sunset Strip
07-03-10, 23:29
I am interested in starting an MP and have found a small group of interested partners to chip-in with start-up capital. How do I recruit girls from Mexico and other such places without running into the whole [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) mess. Or is it something I should better set-up through a syndicate (which in that case I may as well drop the idea)?
I have meet a few girls in the US but most at fast food chains etc anyone who can give me a tip or info please PM or post.
I know that I can sponsor some for work in the US but again you need proof of qualifications. Also the marriage route can get sticky. I assume it helps to have a place closure to the broader but unfortunately where I am setting up is pretty far from close.
Again any tips or info please PM.
I have also considered just trying to recruit the illegals that are already here that way they come to me and I am not stressed about front end cost if they make a break for it. That said how do I get the word out (Spanish ads in Latina neighborhoods?) without getting flagged.Unless one is already in the business of pimping there is no way he is going to do some large scale stuff on an international level.
More than likely:
1. A Latino gang is going to rough you up really badly and then, perhaps, let you live with a 60-40 split in their favor.
2. The cops are going to bust you.
3. A latino gang is going to report you to a cop for a future favor.
Nothing good is going to come out a venture such as this.
I only posted in the forum so other guys will know to avoid doing this type of stuff. If you are not a hustler already there is no way you can just jump in at a big level. This game is full of players and they are going to burn you. And they will catch you before the cops!
SS
Unless one is already in the business of pimping there is no way he is going to do some large scale stuff on an international level.
More than likely:
1. A Latino gang is going to rough you up really badly and then, perhaps, let you live with a 60-40 split in their favor.
2. The cops are going to bust you.
3. A latino gang is going to report you to a cop for a future favor.
Nothing good is going to come out a venture such as this.
I only posted in the forum so other guys will know to avoid doing this type of stuff. If you are not a hustler already there is no way you can just jump in at a big level. This game is full of players and they are going to burn you. And they will catch you before the cops!
SS
Thanks Captain Solo and Sunset strip for the tips.
Firstly Sunset strip fear is a powerful tool running an MP is far from big time international believe me. Also I am not trying to set-up in tijuana in fact I haven't mentioned where for good reason. Ask Micheal Douglas's son how he became a hustla.
In any kind of business venture you fuck-up when you panic. I have already considered and studied the risks that said I posted on the forum because it is always good to have feedback (hell I am sure some gangbangers are already keeping their ears to the ground because of my post).
I will steal your ideas Captain Solo and once things get started up you and Sunset will get a free sessions for life. Thats if you can make the trip.
Green_Thumb
07-04-10, 21:41
Will give trip report later, but hit the Zona last night (Sat) asked the bartenders and they all said Sunday is business as usual, closing at 3AM....the Mexican elections will have no effect on hours.
GT
I use www.Rebtel.com you register your cell, then register the international #s your want to call, they issue you a local us # to dial, and they charge you for the minute used, this ofcourse is to call from the us to anywhere in the world. I found it very convinient and cheaper.
I had problems dialing Mexico numbers using US mobile phones and have to pay steep roaming charges.
So I brought an old GSM mobile phone to Tijuana, trying to buy caseta to call Tijuana numbers. But the farmacy guy told me the caseta is very expensive, may as well buy a new Mexican mobile phone for $30-40 with caseta in it.
This is unusual as I could buy prepaid time for my GSM mobile phone just about everywhere in the world. The VOIP prepaid cards are very cheap and very good service to call any country.
Any bro know the cheapest or best ways to buy either caseta or mobile phone in Tijuana and where to buy them?
Appreciate any advise.
Joe Arturo
07-06-10, 01:34
If you just need the chip, go to any Telcel agency (they are all over town) and pay them 125 pesos. This will give your GSM phone a TJ number. You need to buy prepaid credit that is sold in just about every little store.
If you need a new Mexican service cell phone, go to any Oxxo. They have phones there with chip for 300 to 1200 pesos. Some come with credit already loaded. Be sure that it is a Telcel....not MovieStar.
I hope that helps
SuperSteve
07-06-10, 04:25
I would suggest buying an unlocked quad band phone with qwerty, used, on e-bay. Qwerty means that you have individual letters, like a key board, and don't have to hit the same key several times to get to the letter for text messages. If you buy a quad band, you can use it anywhere in the world.
Mexico operates on the GSM 1900 Band, and the 3G 850 band. This is what most US carriers operate at. For example Costa Rica operates on 1800, so the phone would not work in Mexico and Costa Rica. It is best to buy a quad band unlocked.
A nice quad band, with qwerty, such as the Samsung i607 can be purchased, used, on e-Bay for about $35.00. If it not unlocked, you can buy the code on e-bay for under $3.00. I have unlocked two phones now, and I can assure you when it comes to this type of thing I am a mental midget.
I unlocked my daughters Samsung before she went to Cabo last week. She bought a Sim, and minutes, at the airport for $20.00. She came back with unused minutes on her phone.
Health & happiness to all............
I was thinking about heading to HK soon, but was wondering what the going rate for the girl and the room is. Also is this rate negotiable? Also what tome of day and what day do you get decent quality? I remember my first experience a few years back and I didn't question the price like a newbie and just paid what the girl asked. Oh well. You live and you learn.
TB
I was thinking about heading to HK soon, but was wondering what the going rate for the girl and the room is. Also is this rate negotiable? Also what tome of day and what day do you get decent quality? I remember my first experience a few years back and I didn't question the price like a newbie and just paid what the girl asked. Oh well. You live and you learn.
TB
Average should be $60 after negotiating with a chica or if its daytime or really slow or late at night you might get an even better rate. They may quote 80 or 100 at first if they think you are a newcomer or too drunk and horny to negociate. The hotel they use is $15 and the cleanup/knock guy wants a $1 tip afterwards. They will try to charge a $1 tip for a coverup coat for the girl to go outside to the hotel (most of the chicas are half or nearly naked walking around inside the club)..
In HK dont be too disappointed if the chica says she doesnt go to the room. Quite a few chicas there try to make it on dance/drink ticket (ficha) tips without having to fuck strangers and a few actually do make alot of tip money. Also definitely pay attention to how she reacts to you when you are talking to her and when you might stroke her when negotiating or buying her a drink. It is a good indicator of how she'll be responsive at all upstairs when you touch her.
Nedsprofhlp
07-06-10, 23:28
Next month I'll be heading down to SD & Tijuana area with a buddy of mine. We wanted to stay on the beach if possible, to catch some sun and beer during the day before hitting the bars in Tijuana (AB, HK, etc) at night. No cheap places in SD on the beach. Could stay at a Travelodge or something in Imp Beach and just drive to the beach and cab it to the border at night, but was thinking about a decent hotel on Rosarito beach instead. Costs the same as a cheap US hotel but decent and on the beach, plus we get to experience a little of Mexico besides the ZN. I assume we can cab it to the ZB from RB too. Although for a lot more $, I'm guessing.
Any opinions out there from my fellow mongers with more experience in this area? Is this a good idea? Bad idea? Really, really stupid idea?
Much obliged, Ned
Belgrath,
Thanks for the info. I had no idea about all of this stuff, but may just stick to doing door girls. Its way cheaper and you get more in.
TB
Average should be $60 after negotiating with a chica or if its daytime or really slow or late at night you might get an even better rate. They may quote 80 or 100 at first if they think you are a newcomer or too drunk and horny to negociate. The hotel they use is $15 and the cleanup/knock guy wants a $1 tip afterwards. They will try to charge a $1 tip for a coverup coat for the girl to go outside to the hotel (most of the chicas are half or nearly naked walking around inside the club)..
In HK dont be too disappointed if the chica says she doesnt go to the room. Quite a few chicas there try to make it on dance/drink ticket (ficha) tips without having to fuck strangers and a few actually do make alot of tip money. Also definitely pay attention to how she reacts to you when you are talking to her and when you might stroke her when negotiating or buying her a drink. It is a good indicator of how she'll be responsive at all upstairs when you touch her.
Belgrath,
Thanks for the info. I had no idea about all of this stuff, but may just stick to doing door girls. Its way cheaper and you get more in.
TB
It all depends on the chica and what you want. Girls standing around in the alley are cheaper if you want no frills sex and you can pop quick. You can get one for 20-30 bucks for 15-20 minutes but with alot of them a bj costs extra, her getting naked costs extra and most will kinda not really get too involved in foreplay and stuff. Unless youve gone a few times with the same street girl be prepared to negotiate everything you want first to avoid a hassle upstairs. Some will take like 300 pesos instead of $30 for everything if you really are on a budget or even less if you pay in pesos.
Really cheap offers like 50 peso bj's Ive been offered by 'chicas?' on streets to the south of the alley late at night but then Im too paranoid to take it since it sounds too good..
SG hotels are cheap like $5-6 though some like Hotel Eduardo's are filthy scummy holes in the ground.
Bargirls like in HK, AB CC, LC and BT cost twice as much but you should get twice as much time, BJ, her getting naked and some foreplay. But figuring out chicas is very YMMV whatever you choose, part luck, part observation, and part how charismatic or attractive you might be. Some young or charismatic guys can treat chicas like shit and pay her crap and she'll still perform like a champ for him.
Belgrath,
Thanks for the info. I thought the going rate was 200 pesos a pop? When did it change to 300? I guess exploring my options and reading the HK Forum, when you tip a girl what currency do you do this in and how long can you feel her up if you give her a dollar let's say? What's a reasonable amount you should spend in there for the feel up? Too, what's the protocol, do you feel first and then pay or the opposite? Also, have you had any experience with the VIP rooms or the private lap dances they have listed on their website? Thanks.
TB
It all depends on the chica and what you want. Girls standing around in the alley are cheaper if you want no frills sex and you can pop quick. You can get one for 20-30 bucks for 15-20 minutes but with alot of them a bj costs extra, her getting naked costs extra and most will kinda not really get too involved in foreplay and stuff. Unless youve gone a few times with the same street girl be prepared to negotiate everything you want first to avoid a hassle upstairs. Some will take like 300 pesos instead of $30 for everything if you really are on a budget or even less if you pay in pesos.
Really cheap offers like 50 peso bj's Ive been offered by 'chicas?' on streets to the south of the alley late at night but then Im too paranoid to take it since it sounds too good..
SG hotels are cheap like $5-6 though some like Hotel Eduardo's are filthy scummy holes in the ground.
Bargirls like in HK, AB CC, LC and BT cost twice as much but you should get twice as much time, BJ, her getting naked and some foreplay. But figuring out chicas is very YMMV whatever you choose, part luck, part observation, and part how charismatic or attractive you might be. Some young or charismatic guys can treat chicas like shit and pay her crap and she'll still perform like a champ for him.
Belgrath,
Thanks for the info. I thought the going rate was 200 pesos a pop? When did it change to 300? I guess exploring my options and reading the HK Forum, when you tip a girl what currency do you do this in and how long can you feel her up if you give her a dollar let's say? What's a reasonable amount you should spend in there for the feel up? Too, what's the protocol, do you feel first and then pay or the opposite? Also, have you had any experience with the VIP rooms or the private lap dances they have listed on their website? Thanks.
TB
200 pesos or less usually will just get you a fucky but no sucky and she wont take off all her clothes and prob no mutual touching or dining at the y or sucking on her tits. Of coarse if you hunt around enough or business is slow enough or you really click with a chica and get her liking you, you can find bargains.
But 300 pesos is like 24 bucks and thats not too bad for her getting completely naked and fucking and sucking and you doing whatever you want to her.. ass stuff is usually of the menu with most street girls.
I'm can be picky, I'm sure some fat chicas or old or ugly ones (or all the above :0 ) can be bargained down to dirt cheap but even I have my standards... low as it may be...
Of course the walkers can be bargained down to crazy low for shit that most street girls wont do like butt and bb stuff but youre taking all kinds of risks humping them and in going into places they hang out. Cops seem to raid places like Monitos at least once a night..
I am interested in starting an MP and have found a small group of interested partners to chip-in with start-up capital. How do I recruit girls from Mexico and other such places without running into the whole [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) mess. Or is it something I should better set-up through a syndicate (which in that case I may as well drop the idea)?
I have meet a few girls in the US but most at fast food chains etc anyone who can give me a tip or info please PM or post.
I know that I can sponsor some for work in the US but again you need proof of qualifications. Also the marriage route can get sticky. I assume it helps to have a place closure to the broader but unfortunately where I am setting up is pretty far from close.
Again any tips or info please PM.
I have also considered just trying to recruit the illegals that are already here that way they come to me and I am not stressed about front end cost if they make a break for it. That said how do I get the word out (Spanish ads in Latina neighborhoods?) without getting flagged.
Mushamisi
Your posts regarding this topic are inappropriate in the TJ and the Asia forums where you asked these same questions.
I see 3 important points you should consider.
1. You are attempting to engage others in what the FEDS could clearly construe as Conspiracy to break any # of laws. This could potentially could affect both ISG and other posters should they give you advice that leads towards your goals.
2. Fortunately in both the TJ & Asia forums you were politely told you are out of your mind.....
3. If you persist in such fantasies, keep them too your self. Do not involve ISG or anyone else.
Guido88
Belgrath,
Thanks. Do you have any info on HK? Or maybe I should ask this question in the HK thread.
TB
200 pesos or less usually will just get you a fucky but no sucky and she wont take off all her clothes and prob no mutual touching or dining at the y or sucking on her tits. Of coarse if you hunt around enough or business is slow enough or you really click with a chica and get her liking you, you can find bargains.
But 300 pesos is like 24 bucks and thats not too bad for her getting completely naked and fucking and sucking and you doing whatever you want to her.. ass stuff is usually of the menu with most street girls.
I'm can be picky, I'm sure some fat chicas or old or ugly ones (or all the above :0 ) can be bargained down to dirt cheap but even I have my standards... low as it may be...
Of course the walkers can be bargained down to crazy low for shit that most street girls wont do like butt and bb stuff but youre taking all kinds of risks humping them and in going into places they hang out. Cops seem to raid places like Monitos at least once a night..
Belgrath,
Thanks. Do you have any info on HK? Or maybe I should ask this question in the HK thread.
TB
Definitely go to HK thread but in a nutshell its currently the biggest, busiest place in the the zona. Very much like a american stripclub except girls can do alot more explicit shows and touching and groping for tips is very ok with alot of chicas. All will have drinks with you or do vip or privado booths for more money and most will arriba too. Meseros can be annoying but other clubs with different styles and business levels are within easy walking distance..
Mike Yepthatsm
07-10-10, 16:34
I am coming back to visit in September and plan on revisiting HK and Adelitas. It has been about a year and a half since I was last there. I am hoping to meet a lady that is into anal. Anyone know of any ladies at either club that are into this? I met one during my last visit, but she was to fat for my liking. I am looking for someone petite to average size.
Thanks
Ath Trainer
07-10-10, 16:48
This is my 1st night back to TJ since last summer, so I will start out with some observations of what I feel has changed:
-They are building some type of a walkway/bridge at the border. Not sure where it starts, or ends. Any info?
-The Zone seems a lot cleaner and more organized. More room on the sidewalks, less clutter, improvements on the exteriors of the buildings.
-Adelita's seems darker than before, is it? The only light seems to be coming from the torches around the stage. Very hard to see the imperfections of the chicas. Not a lot of chicas when I arrive @ 8:30, and did not get that many more later in the evening. As always, a few familiar faces. They had more girls dancing (one time there were 4 on stage) than in the past. The bar never got packed with customers either. Tecate from the bartender was only $3.25.
-Chicago has remodeled, a little. Tables have table cloths. A second mini dance stage. More girls earlier in the evening. Some looked so bored, they need to at least learn the Adelita "blank stare".
-Hong Kong seems to be the hott spot. $4 can of beer to get in. Crowded, but not packed, and a little warm. Lot's of chicas, all shapes and sizes. Overall quality a little lower than Adelita's, but had some girls that could go head to head with AB's best. Girls are definitely friendlier. Waiters are like vulchers. As soon as they see an opportunity to sell you something/anything, they will try. They should hire them to do homeland security, and pay them every time they find something wrong. USA would be safe from terrorists. Shaving cream show was going on as I walked in the door. Great way to be greeted.
Decided to pick out a chica and have a drink to get my engine started. I was tired from my flight and drive from LAX. I found a young, thin thing from Acapulco shaking her ass on the upstairs stage and having fun. We started to talk, can't remember her name (begins w/a C), and had a drink. She starts to rub my pants, reach inside my shorts, and re-charges my battery. She keeps looking at another chica w/a guy standing near us. She calls to her, and shows her what she is doing. The girl looks away.
We head to the room. $1 for the girls coat, and $15 for the room. She gets $70. We start w lfk/dfk, cbj, and cg. When she asks to switch, we go to doggy. Finish here, and no rush to leave. Get a taco by Chicago, taxi, and a short line to cross the border.
I did seen 2 cops taking a local away in handcuffs. Did not see what caused the arrest.
Headed back tonight. I wish I could get a better feel for who gives good service at AB (other than the one's I've had before). Some look like they could be good, but won't even smile at you.
Mushamisi
Your posts regarding this topic are inappropriate in the TJ and the Asia forums where you asked these same questions.
I see 3 important points you should consider.
1. You are attempting to engage others in what the FEDS could clearly construe as Conspiracy to break any # of laws. This could potentially could affect both ISG and other posters should they give you advice that leads towards your goals.
2. Fortunately in both the TJ & Asia forums you were politely told you are out of your mind.....
3. If you persist in such fantasies, keep them too your self. Do not involve ISG or anyone else.
Guido88
Seriously thanks.
Super Gato
07-11-10, 01:13
Great Report. Some comments:
This is my 1st night back to TJ since last summer, so I will start out with some observations of what I feel has changed:
-They are building some type of a walkway/bridge at the border. Not sure where it starts, or ends. Any info?
That's the new pedestrian bridge that will replace the current pedestrian bridge. It is part of a major project GSA/DHS are doing to completely replace the facility. Eventually I5 will be shift to a new Mexican port of entry. I think the U-T said that they'll be doubling the number of car inspection lanes (there's 24 now) (and the Mexicans are building a toll road will run above the road to Playas and hook up directly to the autopista to Ensenada making it possible for people going down the coast to completely skip going through downtown TJ like they do now). It will take years for all this to be done so we should expect construction cones for a while.
http://www.gsa.gov/Portal/gsa/ep/contentView.do?contentType=GSA_OVERVIEW&contentId=16106
-The Zone seems a lot cleaner and more organized. More room on the sidewalks, less clutter, improvements on the exteriors of the buildings.
Adelita did change its ediface somewhat a year or so ago. Also, Chavelas did a major remodel and so that looks different. The rest you might be remembering differently as the sidewalks in the core area haven't changed lately.
-Adelita's seems darker than before, is it? The only light seems to be coming from the torches around the stage. Very hard to see the imperfections of the chicas. Not a lot of chicas when I arrive @ 8:30, and did not get that many more later in the evening. As always, a few familiar faces. They had more girls dancing (one time there were 4 on stage) than in the past. The bar never got packed with customers either. Tecate from the bartender was only $3.25.
I was there on Thursday night and noticed hardly any of my favorites were there. The lighting hasn't changed. It is dark by design as some of the hookes aren't much of lookers.
-Chicago has remodeled, a little. Tables have table cloths. A second mini dance stage. More girls earlier in the evening. Some looked so bored, they need to at least learn the Adelita "blank stare".
Yeah, there's a lot more girls in Chicago a lot earlier. On Thursday there were 30 girls and only 10 guys. There's only about 5 I really like and some are pretty plain or even ugly looking.
Everyone complains about the Adelita "blank stare" but I never see it. Girls are always making eye contact at me and will smile and say hola. Maybe it because I go so often.
Chicago is most like the traditional cantina system and so the girls will wait for the guy to call them over, have the waiter fetch her, or walk up to make the first move. Once you make that move the girls usually will warm up. If you wait for them, you'll be waiting a long time or are attacked by gross old hags.
-Hong Kong seems to be the hott spot. $4 can of beer to get in. Crowded, but not packed, and a little warm. Lot's of chicas, all shapes and sizes. Overall quality a little lower than Adelita's, but had some girls that could go head to head with AB's best. Girls are definitely friendlier. Waiters are like vulchers. As soon as they see an opportunity to sell you something/anything, they will try. They should hire them to do homeland security, and pay them every time they find something wrong. USA would be safe from terrorists. Shaving cream show was going on as I walked in the door. Great way to be greeted.
HK is all about quantity of girls right now. There's some great looking girls but there' some there that have no business getting naked. I know one guy's 10 is another guys 4, but some of these girls are a 1 on anyone's scale.
Again, the nice thing about being a regular is the waiters don't hassle me. I've never been sold chips or photos or other stuff unless I asked for it. They're waiters so if you have an empty glass or are empty handed they will ask you if you want another. It is a bar, not a reading room. I'd like to see a lot fewer of those guys selling nuts and candy and shit but that's Mexico.
I did seen 2 cops taking a local away in handcuffs. Did not see what caused the arrest.
The current mayor and chief of police have really cleared up the police department's infamous tourist shakedowns. Almost everyone I see with a cop are local hoodlums. A new mayor was elected last week and will take office in December. He told the San Diego NPR station that he hasn't decided if he'll keep the police chief. But one thing for certain is during the campaign he said he'd overturn the current mayor's 3am closing hours and so we should see a return to the good old days of 24/7 bars.
Headed back tonight. I wish I could get a better feel for who gives good service at AB (other than the one's I've had before). Some look like they could be good, but won't even smile at you.
My experience is if she won't smile at you, then pass. The girls that smile and are flirty and dancing will be better upstairs. I've gone arriba countless times at Adelita and never had a bad experience.
Chicago is most like the traditional cantina system and so the girls will wait for the guy to call them over, have the waiter fetch her, or walk up to make the first move. Once you make that move the girls usually will warm up. If you wait for them, you'll be waiting a long time or are attacked by gross old hags.
Great observation. But some guys just don't get it... ;)
Ath Trainer
07-11-10, 16:36
Returned for night 2. Got a brief sell for Purple Rain from my taxi driver. Started @ AB for a beer About the same size crowd as Friday night. Scouted out 3 possibles in case I returned later. Did the walk over to Chicago. Saw 2-3 little spinners with potential. Walked the alley. Saw a cute blond that was interesting. Will post question/info in street girls thread. Headed into Hong Kong.
Got my beer and did a once over top to bottom. Saw a cute spinner dancing on one of the tiny, low stages downstairs, that attach to the seats. 5' w/o heels, brown hair, perfect smile, big bold ons, temp. tat on stomach. She had a lot of energy, and was friendly. spoke some English.
Continued my hunt. Watched a girl get out of the hot tub and into the shower. 2 girl shaving cream shows, hot tub, shower, titties/asses shakin everywhere. Doesn't get much better than this. Decided to retrieve my little spinner (saw her hugging/kissing another guy) before I lost her. We get a booth downstairs and buy her a drink. Could not understand/remember her name. 23, 1 kid, 2 years @ HK. Said she drank 34 beers and 4 Tequilas last night. Can't remember 1 hr. lol. Very friendly in the booth. Must have said no 10 times to vendor/hawkers during her beer. Ask if she goes to the hotel..........si, $50 (wow!).
We go to the hotel. Get a room she says is new. Looks very nice. Could use more A/C. No rush service. Hung out after shower. Never got the knock. Good service.
Take another look at the alley and Chicago. Get a taco and head to the border. Short line. Watch a guy get arrested for trying to enter the country with a fake birth certificate and drivers license.
Gents,
Quick question. I'm after a cheap place (under $50) in or safe walking distance to the action. I've stayed in some shitholes in my time...so long as it has a bathroom and a lock on the door I'll be happy for a short stay.
Preferably with online/email booking faciities since I arrive late.
I have found Hotel Cascades so far...is this place ok...or is it a purely ST hotel with cum stained sheets to boot.
Cheers.
Gents,
I'm after a cheap place (under $50) in or safe walking distance to the action
...is this place ok...or is it a purely ST hotel with cum stained sheets to boot.
Cheers.
You might consider Hotel Coahuila, which is directly above the Adelita Bar. For $35 a night, you get a bed, a chair and a bathroom. There is no additional charge to bring girls to your room. This is a pretty good value when you consider that it normally costs $12 dollars for a single hotel visit with an AB chica.
Unfortunately, while the hotel's jizz moppers do a fine job of cleaning the rooms, there is not a square inch of the Coahuila that has not been absolutely whitewashed with goo.
Gents,
Quick question. I'm after a cheap place (under $50) in or safe walking distance to the action. I've stayed in some shitholes in my time. So long as it has a bathroom and a lock on the door I'll be happy for a short stay.
Preferably with online/email booking faciities since I arrive late.
I have found Hotel Cascades so far. Is this place ok. Or is it a purely ST hotel with cum stained sheets to boot.
Cheers.Hotel Nelson is at the Arch.
Gents,
Quick question. I'm after a cheap place (under $50) in or safe walking distance to the action. I've stayed in some shitholes in my time...so long as it has a bathroom and a lock on the door I'll be happy for a short stay.
Preferably with online/email booking faciities since I arrive late.
I have found Hotel Cascades so far...is this place ok...or is it a purely ST hotel with cum stained sheets to boot.
Cheers.
El Hotel Nelson is probably the closest, inexpensive, hotel. They used to get $50/night, but I don't know now. I think it may be less. They were overpriced at $50. But a lot cleaner than the ST sh*tholes in the rest of the zona.
Ath Trainer
07-12-10, 17:44
So I return for round 3. Start at AB and it is a much lighter crowd than Fri/Sat. Actually had a couple girls approach me. They were not bad, not bottom feeders. A tall blond, with big tits/ass sits next to me and talks up the guy on her other side. While talking to him, she would rub up against me, occasionally touching me with her hand. Hott until I got a look at her face.
There was a petite blond hanging near the door. I wanted to find out if this was Claudia, but she got taken by the time I got off my ass to find out.
There is a black girl there: medium height, lean tight body, big fake tits and a pretty face. She dances on stage and then hangs by the side of the stage/bar near the DJ booth. Also, another girl with brown, curly hair, big tits/ass, thick build, who dances. Has a lot of energy around the bar. One more: short black hair, tight thick body, big tits, dances on stage. Any upstairs info on these 3?
Do the walk over to Chicago and not much going on there. Walk through the alley (very few lookers and none of Solo's suggestions) and into HK. No cover and shaving cream show is in action. They have the one stairwell to the top floor closed off. Bar is full elsewhere, but not packed. A quick hello to my chica from last night. There are a few hot bodies in the house. A tall, brown haired thing, with great fake tits, lean, flat stomach, tight ass, red bikini. Another petite spinner, big fake tits, braces, braided hair. Both very hott, but don't seem to connect. I make eye contact with a spinner on the elevated mini stage with multiple dancers. I tip her and find out she is Vivian.
Continue my hunt, not finding love, and run back into Vivian. At the most, she is 5', 90 lbs, 18 yo. She has short brown curly hair, and small tits and a nice smile. She speaks no English. The language barrier was putting a little dent in the mood, but she was cute, friendly, and I was guessing had a tight pussy. Asked for $80, which threw me for a rope, after my Sat. night chica offered $50. We settled on $70 and off to the hotel. On the way, she wanted to stop for a hot dog. I already had one for her in my pants, so I told her after we were done.
In the room, she plops on the bed and just lays there. We lay together for a while and she gets on top of me, grinding with our clothes on still. I'm getting the impression she is trying to get me so I will pop as soon as I get in her. She was allowing me to finger her wet little pussy. I finally take her dress off. and we get naked. She still seems to be in no hurry to do anything. She even put the condom on me with my boxers still on. No BJ, goes right for CG. Her pussy is small, and I pop out of her often, loosing the mood. Her technique is novice and she gets tired, but never offers any other positions. We finally get a good thing going, and take care of business.
After her shower, she mentions something about a tip. I tell her I will see her again, and she explains she means her hot dog. Sure, why not (I'll tell you in a minute)? We head downstairs, and she orders 3 hot dogs which the vendor wraps up. $4.50/3. We go back in HK and she finds a table. She asks for a drink and I agree (how can she eat 3 dogs w/o a drink). I watch this tiny little thing eat these 3 dogs like she is the "Black Widow" from the Coney Island July 4th Nathan's hot dog eating contest. When done, she asks for another drink, I pass. Her tip (which I first thought would just be 1 dog) ended up costing $13. We say goodbye, and she leaves.
Last question: When I return to the border, they swipe your passport. Does this record that you have crossed the border, or does it just pull up your info/status? Can they tell I have entered Mexico 3 nights in a row? Never been asked about it. Don't know if would be an issue.
Monday night is my last night here. Some of these real hotties are getting tempting, but don't want a bad lay.
Gents,
Quick question. I'm after a cheap place (under $50) in or safe walking distance to the action. I've stayed in some shitholes in my time...so long as it has a bathroom and a lock on the door I'll be happy for a short stay.
Preferably with online/email booking faciities since I arrive late.
I have found Hotel Cascades so far...is this place ok...or is it a purely ST hotel with cum stained sheets to boot.
Cheers.
There are a ton of hotels in and around the zona norte and centro itself. However I don't know why people insist on staying right in the middle of it. It's noisy and dangerous and for a little bit more you can get something very decent.
If all you need is a flop house for one night then fine but if you stay for a few days get the heck out of the zona.
If you are going to spend $50 for the neslon you might as well spend $54 on hotel ticuan. You will need to walk a few blocks but it will keep you in shape. I stayed at the zaragoza on 7th and madero. I must have walked revo 3/4 times day. I love it...so much to see and you get to know the vendors by name!
I did manage to look at the hotel right in front of the nelson...santa cecelia I think. For $30 you get a very average size room with either no windows or windows right in front of the mariachis.
Be comfortable and know that you will sleep well. IMHO that is vital to having a good time.
Last question: When I return to the border, they swipe your passport. Does this record that you have crossed the border, or does it just pull up your info/status? Can they tell I have entered Mexico 3 nights in a row? Never been asked about it. Don't know if would be an issue.
Monday night is my last night here. Some of these real hotties are getting tempting, but don't want a bad lay.
I think it does show a history of entering, but I only believe this because of the comments I get from the custom agents after they swipe my passport; such as, "You should consider getting the passport card" and "There would be less wear and tear on your passport if you got the passport card."
Have fun you last night in Disney!
Crossing borders are major events for ICE. They do keep records of every entry.
Massive amount of data of each individual is available on line for ICE, including all arrests, warrants, convictions, even pending divorces and child supports litigations...
If anyone wants to put some heat on you, they may subpeona the border entries data and ask you to explain what you did in known mongering locations...
Everyone should try to have good covers and explanations for all visits to International Whoores Centrals...
I had a little ordeal crossing back myself. I was honest and said I was in TJ for two weeks. She had a hard time believing it but there is nothing illegal about it . I plan on doing the same thing for longer next time. I will say I know people.. My passport looks like a road map to sex central anyway.
I could have said I visited other areas in baja but why lie ? I did nothing wrong.
This is an interting topic regardless.
Ath Trainer
07-13-10, 01:07
I think it does show a history of entering, but I only believe this because of the comments I get from the custom agents after they swipe my passport; such as, "You should consider getting the passport card" and "There would be less wear and tear on your passport if you got the passport card."
Have fun you last night in Disney!
My chica from the other night said Hong Kong is like an amusement park for men. I think she may be correct.
In my opinion would be hacienda de santiago in front of la tropa, decent rooms for 35us x nite, is a block from the action, is safe for walking at night and is still away from all the noise of the strip and if you manage to get an all nighter they won't charge you any extra.
Gents,
Quick question. I'm after a cheap place (under $50) in or safe walking distance to the action. I've stayed in some shitholes in my time. So long as it has a bathroom and a lock on the door I'll be happy for a short stay.
Preferably with online/email booking faciities since I arrive late.
I have found Hotel Cascades so far. Is this place ok. Or is it a purely ST hotel with cum stained sheets to boot.
Cheers.
Super Gato
07-13-10, 02:48
I think it does show a history of entering, but I only believe this because of the comments I get from the custom agents after they swipe my passport; such as, "You should consider getting the passport card" and "There would be less wear and tear on your passport if you got the passport card."
Have fun you last night in Disney!
Yes, they keep a record of your entries into the country for many years (they link it all and score you in their risk management system... I guy that just goes to Mexico a lot is low, but if you'd been to Pakistan or Syria lately, you'll probably be questioned more). A lot of times they'll scan my passport card at the border and say "you go to Mexico a lot, don't you?" and I say yes and I leave. My record is several screens long and when the more inquisitive/bored agents look at everything it takes a while. Dude at Laredo saw I went to Russia and asked if I drank a lot of vodka there.
CBP generally doesn't challenge me on my business in Tijuana (or other cities). San Ysidro seems to be the least challenging for me. I'm mostly asked if I'm bringing anything back. When I'm in Zona Norte I usually only have a bottle of water from one of the bars in my hand and say "just this" and they let me go.
I've found the CBP in smaller crossings like Tecate, Calexico, Nogales, Laredo, and McAllen to be more inquisitive. The "I was at the bars" usually suffices.
I've also found the during busier times at San Ysidro and Laredo they just look at my card and don't scan it so not all of my trips to Mexico are captured. Of course, I was born with little melanin in my skin and "look American" so I'm less of a threat.
PS: CBP are the people you deal with at the border and airports (and the guys in the green and white trucks that look for illegal immigrants in the desert and run those inspection stops on the freeways). ICE is the agency that raids businesses looking for illegal workers, customs violators (like illegal importing stuff). ICE are also the ones that look for pederasts that commit their crimes outside the US. ICE and CBP are both parts of DHS.
You might consider Hotel Coahuila, which is directly above the Adelita Bar. For $35 a night, you get a bed, a chair and a bathroom. There is no additional charge to bring girls to your room. This is a pretty good value when you consider that it normally costs $12 dollars for a single hotel visit with an AB chica.
Unfortunately, while the hotel's jizz moppers do a fine job of cleaning the rooms, there is not a square inch of the Coahuila that has not been absolutely whitewashed with goo.
Sounds like its similar to Hotel Cascades.
Can you bring chicas back from other establishments to these hotels or just girls from the bars below?
I had a little ordeal crossing back myself. I was honest and said I was in TJ for two weeks. She had a hard time believing it but there is nothing illegal about it . I plan on doing the same thing for longer next time. I will say I know people.. My passport looks like a road map to sex central anyway.
I could have said I visited other areas in baja but why lie ? I did nothing wrong.
This is an interting topic regardless.
I used to drive frequently across the border at Laredo (pre-passport card, and during some of the volatility they were having). My passport was and still is filled with lots of stamps from Colombia - where of course all the contraband the violence was about was coming from. The guys always noticed the Colombia stamps and I always got lots of questions and ultimately secondary because of it. I didn't really realize until years later how unusual and suspicious that must have looked.
Now we have the passport card. It is not clear to me how well linked up these two things are. When you enter with a passport (at an airport), are your passport card land entries brought right up with it, or does it take further cross-referencing. But in any event, the passport card has breezed me through, and I'm not sure how much travel history in seen with this one. One thing for sure is that if a random street cop looks at your passport card, he doesn't get any travel history. It needs to be looked up in a computer. I have stamps/visas from all sorts of crazy, really off the track countries most probably never seen even by Mexico immigration officials, which invite lots of questions from anybody who was inspecting, even just for a Mexico tourist card.
I have also used passport card for all sorts of random travel scenarios: to check in to domestic flights in countries such as Thailand, and Colombia, and checking into hotels everywhere, banking, and type of police ID check. Although not officially recognized (TSA barely recognizes them when you present it although they're supposed to) for much of anything, it looks official, and it is a versatile and fantastic general purpose ID card and nobody's every questioned it. The real passport never comes out except for the actual immigration stamping. The thing really has breathed new life into my mongering because it is so convenient to carry compared to my big old regular passport.
As I live several states away, and come to Tijuana for 1 weekend or sometimes 2 weekends a month, the ladies and the occasional nosy guy sitting at the Adelita's bar next to me tell me they've never heard of anybody coming from anywhere other than San Diego or sometimes Los Angeles (so you can just imagine what the customs agents think about it). And they all cab it over the border with alcohol on their breath at 3:00 AM. When I cross I do so during the day and carrying luggage (since I stay in Mexico side) and am usually just about the only gringo. So I obviously stand out. They usually don't ask many questions, but sometimes they do.
Super Gato
07-13-10, 05:08
As I live several states away, and come to Tijuana for 1 weekend or sometimes 2 weekends a month, the ladies and the occasional nosy guy sitting at the Adelita's bar next to me tell me they've never heard of anybody coming from anywhere other than San Diego or sometimes Los Angeles (so you can just imagine what the customs agents think about it). And they all cab it over the border with alcohol on their breath at 3:00 AM. When I cross I do so during the day and carrying luggage (since I stay in Mexico side) and am usually just about the only gringo. So I obviously stand out. They usually don't ask many questions, but sometimes they do.
With except of the infamous Laredo Texas port of entry, I rarely get asked where I'm from. Those Laredo boys would sometimes ask me where I worked, what I did for a living, where I lived, where I was born, etc. Before the passport card they'd look through every page of stamps. My old passport got wet and was extra worn looking and they'd comment on that.
In San Ysidro, only once at 3am when I was going home smelling of liquor and cheap hooker perfume was I asked where I was going and I answered "home" and he let me go. Even when I lived several states away and crossing during the day, the San Ysidro guys weren't as intrusive.
The card and regular passport are linked just like your old passport number would be linked to your current passport number. At DFW they asked me about recent trips to Tijuana when I'd only been using my passport card (before the card, and I used my regular passport they never scanned it in San Diego). They probably have SSN, driver's license and other stuff all linked in your profile. I know when you fly they even have your credit card numbers, and frequent flyer number.
I live in another state and have a California ID Card, with a San Diego address. I got tired of agents asking me, why are you here in San Diego or other silly questions?
The last couple of years, I only cross the border with my ID card and my expired passport. I just tell them I don't want to loose the new one. I don't even carry the passport card for the same reason. Never carry anything to TJ that's a hassle to replace. ID cards are easy.
You can replace or get a duplicate license for a small fee, online with no hassle.
The only thing I can't figure is why the agents scan my expired passport?
Play safe guys. Too bad we can't fuck them all.
Passport card, less info to CBP the better. Passport card is helpful the computer link might be down.
I used to drive frequently across the border at Laredo (pre-passport card, and during some of the volatility they were having).
Now we have the passport card. It is not clear to me how well linked up these two things are. When you enter with a passport (at an airport), are your passport card land entries brought right up with it, or does it take further cross-referencing. But in any event, the passport card has breezed me through, and I'm not sure how much travel history in seen with this one. One thing for sure is that if a random street cop looks at your passport card, he doesn't get any travel history. It needs to be looked up in a computer. I have stamps/visas from all sorts of crazy, really off the track countries most probably never seen even by Mexico immigration officials, which invite lots of questions from anybody who was inspecting, even just for a Mexico tourist card.
I have also used passport card for all sorts of random travel scenarios: to check in to domestic flights in countries such as Thailand, and Colombia, and checking into hotels everywhere, banking, and type of police ID check. Although not officially recognized (TSA barely recognizes them when you present it although they're supposed to) for much of anything, it looks official, and it is a versatile and fantastic general purpose ID card and nobody's every questioned it. The real passport never comes out except for the actual immigration stamping. The thing really has breathed new life into my mongering because it is so convenient to carry compared to my big old regular passport.
As I live several states away, and come to Tijuana for 1 weekend or sometimes 2 weekends a month, the ladies and the occasional nosy guy sitting at the Adelita's bar next to me tell me they've never heard of anybody coming from anywhere other than San Diego or sometimes Los Angeles (so you can just imagine what the customs agents think about it). And they all cab it over the border with alcohol on their breath at 3:00 AM. When I cross I do so during the day and carrying luggage (since I stay in Mexico side) and am usually just about the only gringo. So I obviously stand out. They usually don't ask many questions, but sometimes they do.
the last couple of years, i only cross the border with my id card and my expired passport. i just tell them i don't want to loose the new one. i don't even carry the passport card for the same reason. never carry anything to tj that's a hassle to replace. id cards are easy.
this discussion gave me a couple of things to ponder. seeing how you have to give up your current passport in order to get the passport card and passport updated, i wonder if they will accept my old passport to go back and forth. i will ask this weekend, because paying the extra money to speed up the process is just plain silly, and if i stay away from hk too long, i'm sure i will experience withdraw symptoms.
also, i will no longer joke with the agents as if they are real human beings. i learned this lesson this past weekend. a female agent asked me after scanning the passport, "do you come here often?" and i really tried to bite my lip and not say much at all, but i could not resist, i replied, "why, are you interested?" yep, i was scolded for that one.
The agents' only interest in this is that you are a US citizen. Your expired passport is proof enough. Just bring another ID that is current and valid. Recently, I took my daughter to TJ to shop. She had lost her passport. I told her there would be no problem crossing back. All she brought was her license and a copy of her birth certificate from the US. I made sure to keep her away from the playgrounds in Zona Norte. Although, I almost made a wrong turn with her into the alley.
If you are worried about the entries in your passport being questioned, bring your birth papers and your picture ID.
Play safe guys. Too bad we can't fuck them all.
the ladies and the occasional nosy guy sitting at the Adelita's bar next to me tell me they've never heard of anybody coming from anywhere other than San Diego or sometimes Los Angeles (so you can just imagine what the customs agents think about it). When I cross I do so during the day and carrying luggage (since I stay in Mexico side) and am usually just about the only gringo. So I obviously stand out. They usually don't ask many questions, but sometimes they do.
This was me to the T. I established a friendship over this at "havana cuba" or whatever that cigar shop is. I met an expat living in TJ that never met anybody like me before. He wound up inviting me to see his property and a few sites then drove me back to revo. Even locals were tripping out that I stayed so long...they have no idea what they have going for them.
I've been thinking about the passport card but don't you need to hand in your passport to do so for a few weeks ? That needs to be timed very carefully. I felt trapped when I did that for extra visa pages.
Traveling freely is about the only thing I enjoy about america anymore. This will go on for as long as I have the money and health to do so....fuck em if the border patrol gets jealous. That is really what it's all about. I can see it on their face. Its getting worse every time I re enter the states especially when I buy alot. One customs officer coming back from colombia scolded me for buying latin music there. He said I could have bought that here in the states....lets see one song for 99cents on itunes or 300 on an mp3 for $1.50.
I told him they dont sell authentic colombian music here. He begged to differ.
There is nothing they can do about it . Just act politely and be assertive. People are miserable in this country right now and they let you know it. The BS starts as soon as you get back.
Super Gato
07-13-10, 07:12
I live in another state and have a California ID Card, with a San Diego address. I got tired of agents asking me, why are you here in San Diego or other silly questions?
The last couple of years, I only cross the border with my ID card and my expired passport. I just tell them I don't want to loose the new one. I don't even carry the passport card for the same reason. Never carry anything to TJ that's a hassle to replace. ID cards are easy.
You can replace or get a duplicate license for a small fee, online with no hassle.
The only thing I can't figure is why the agents scan my expired passport?
Play safe guys. Too bad we can't fuck them all.
If you lose your California ID, you'll need to go to the DMV and person for replacement. A mail/phone/internet replacement is not available in this state.
The reason they scan your expired passport is for the same reason they scan a valid passport: They see if there's something on your record which would preclude your admittance into the US.
The WHTI law requires a valid passport, passport card or other accepted ID like a SENTRI card. You're being let in now for the same reason you read on this forum of people getting in with just their license and/or birth certificate. That is, CBP is working under some sort of grace period before getting serious about it.
Having said that, even with full compliance, the law does not deny entry to US citizens that show up at the border. The passport/passport card/SENTRI/etc ID requirement is designed to be a quick trusted source. At a certain point in the future, people without the correct ID (meaning non-expired) will have to go to secondary to prove their citizenship. For "American looking" people with an expired passport or just a state ID they might sail through without being challenged like a "foreign looking" American that shows up at the desk with no ID at all. Until the CBP person is satisfied you're an citizen, you can't get in.
You have to watch your stuff when you're in Mexico or anywhere else. A valid passport card is easier to carry than an ID + old passport book. Like Blourghus said, it is a great document to use not just for coming back from TJ.
Super Gato
07-13-10, 07:21
I've been thinking about the passport card but don't you need to hand in your passport to do so for a few weeks ? That needs to be timed very carefully. I feel trapped when I did that for extra visa pages.
I was also nervous because I may have needed to travel for work and didn't feel like explaining to my boss I needed a passport card to make my frequent trips to Mexican border towns easier (at the I lived 250 away from the border).
I was without my passport for about a week when they were quoting three weeks. Your mileage may vary.
I keep it in my wallet behind my driver's license so I can monger at a moment's notice. Which I do. A lot.
My chica from the other night said Hong Kong is like an amusement park for men. I think she may be correct.
The drinks are cheaper and the rides are a hell of a lot more fun!!!
Super Gato
07-13-10, 08:26
BTW, the agents at the border check points wear blue uniforms with ICE badge. The agents who are out in the field, patrolling the border, wear green uniforms with CBP badge.
Look at the badges and patches again, Pete. The CBP uniforms are blue for people working at the ports of entry. The guys in the field in the white/green trucks do wear brown just like the Border Patrol did.
ICE agents tend to wear street clothes since most of their jobs aren't interfacing with the public. When they do raids they'll be wearing windbreakers with ICE or FEDERAL AGENT on it.
If you are ever at a loss for words when asked by an ICE queen at the border "why are you always going to TJ." just remember to say this. See if she turns red or just gets angry. What's the worse thing she can do, order you to go stand in the corner to be stripped searched. She might like that.
The drinks are cheaper and the rides are a hell of a lot more fun!!!
Spent the past weekend (3 straight days) of sampling the SG's and did partake one one super firecracker in Adelita's that was just off the chart.
I was able to take 3 full days off and head to Tijuana.
Started off with strolling the alley and I must say, there are definitely 2-3 that are doable and the rest are the typical average looking girls wanting to grab papi.
I took Carla. Standing at the "T" of the alley, just south of the police station. She was a tall 5'7" and had a great body, nice legs and solid "B" tits.
She was willing to go for 250 pesos, all included. I made the right choice, she was friendly, smiley all the time and willing to suck and fuck for the full 20 minutes. She was pretty, a solid '8' and a '8' body, and '9' for service.
Wore the skimpy short skirt, that she had to pull down every time she walked.
She was so good, I had to have her everyday for the 3 days. She had dark hair with slight blonde highlights, great smile and great teeth. Spoke very little English, but was glad to see me and meet me when I told her I would be back for the 3 days to see her. I kept my word and she was there when I wanted her. Multiple positions, loved doggy the best, and knew how to give a great BJ (covered).
In between, I took in the sights of Hong Kong, Adelitas and Chicago. I am not impressed at all with Chicago and only went once. Hong Kong was fun and sucking some twat and finger insertion during the shaving cream duo was fun. I saw a 'shark' who had her eyes on me every time I went in, she was a good looking 30's mamma, great body with too much silicone and was willing to do me for $45 (all included). But I could tell she was a real pro and would have eaten me and spit me out in less than 5 minutes. She would given me a hard BJ and quick lay and say, slam, bam, thank you papi. I went to Adelitas and scored a '10' (in my eyes). Next report to follow.
Physical therapy is cheaper in Tijuana.
I would not say anything to ICE other than a yes or no.
A wise ass reponse to CBP may subject one to secondary interview. Who needs it !
Socal Pimp
07-14-10, 00:06
Border Patrol agents are trained to ask stupid questions, designed to trip suspects. You never know when they may use your answers against you. It's prudent to be very brief, cirscumspect and to the point when answering their questions.
If their questions may cause you to incriminate yourself, just say you dont know the answers. It's the equivalent of pleading the 5th amendment.
They are there not to be your chumps, but to do their serious jobs. I would not kid around with them. They can cause major inconveniences, not worth the time and effort.Those guys aren't Border Patrol Agents. They are lowly inspectors that wish they were agents. Don't sweat it, just answer them with a smile and never a lame joke.
Big John 1
07-14-10, 06:36
I was also nervous because I may have needed to travel for work and didn't feel like explaining to my boss I needed a passport card to make my frequent trips to Mexican border towns easier (at the I lived 250 away from the border).
I was without my passport for about a week when they were quoting three weeks. Your mileage may vary.
I keep it in my wallet behind my driver's license so I can monger at a moment's notice. Which I do. A lot.
Did it last year as border patrol beat crap out of my passport with six years to go.Like all govenrment things they charge you more seems like I paid $65 more with the photos but like you did not want to be minus passport cross too much!Bigjohn
SuperSteve
07-14-10, 06:40
After returning from Colombia on my first trip, for whatever reason I was tagged coming back into LAX. As soon as he scanned my passport, he told me to wait for "an officer" to interview me.
After about 30 minutes the officer appears. We go and get my checked bag, all the while with the little questions. He started going through my bags, and said, "You certainly are taking this good". I explained to him that he had a job to do, that I had done nothing wrong, nor had nothing illegal, so when he was done I was going home. He finally found some unused condoms, and smiled. He asked me if I had ever been to PI, or Thailand? I said no, and he said I would probably like it. He had been to both while in the service.
He ended with thanking me for being so cordial. While typing his report into the computer, I asked him to put me on the "good guy list". He said that he would.
I don't know if he did, nor what he wrote, but in multiple trips around the world, and about ever two weeks to TJ, I have never been stopped. It could be a coincidence.
My advice is to be cordial to them, but to each their own.
Health & happiness to all................
Big John 1
07-14-10, 06:43
Those guys aren't Border Patrol Agents. They are lowly inspectors that wish they were agents. Don't sweat it, just answer them with a smile and never a lame joke.
But sadly most answer.I checked with head office on this in El Paso.They need to determine citizenship where you are going is a private matter,I am politet but firm,ask for a supervisor they will drop that question..too many of us relent and forfit our rights.Bigjohn
DJ FourMoney
07-14-10, 08:29
2 years a go I made many trips to CHina. Coming back to US, my name was in the ICE watch list for some reasons. They made me collect my luggage then hang around and wait for secondary inspection.
Half hour later, an old ICE guy took me to the secondary areas with the X-ray machines, carrying his lunch bag with him. On the way there, he casually asked me 'Why are they detaining you? Have you done anything ILLEGAL lately?'
I just could not believe the stupidity of the guy. But ICE inspectors are just clerical workers without much intelligence or education... I was thinking of a wise-ass answer, like ' umh... officer, is it ILLEGAL IF I fuck your wife and your daughters in your bedroom every time you go to work at the airport ...?'
But I know better than getting myself caught up in the heartless grinding machine of these government clerks. So with a very serious face, I said ' I have no idea... I am a perfectly patriotic and law-abiding US citizen...' They quickly let me go without searching or Xraying my luggage. A guy coming back from Pakistan had his large luggage emptied out on the counter and every little bag or box cut open... ICE was probably convinced the guy was Osama Bin Laden's secret homo BF hehehe...
I have seen a young and very pretty Cubana TSA at Miami Int made a young Argentinian girl take out her belt and pull down her jeans for inspection, as hundreds travellers were trudging through the security machines. The Argentinian girl happened to sit next to me on a flight to Bs As. She was crying of the indignity TSA made her go through. I was trying to help her with legal assistance to sue TSA's ass off. Her round boobies and long legs were very nice by the way.
On the way back, it was the same pretty and sexy Cubana TSA who rummaged through my luggage full of soiled and odorous underwear... She was probably wetting her panties smelling all that male odors from my underwear...
TSA quickly hired a lot of people to staff checkpoints at airports. Most of them are just rude, uneducated hard-core unemployed idiots. They make foreign visitors think Americans are all rude, stupid savages... In contrary, security staff at airport in china are mostly young, pretty college graduates. Sometimes I could not help having big erections watching those babes...
The US government is not winnning supports from its citizens by invading their privacy and trampling on their rights...
Its all a joke they only do it seem like they are doing something to protect you.
They are doing racial profiling and the whole nine yards... What they should be doing is using that so-call vaunted spy network we got to find information, use local law enforcement and make arrest, this is what the rest of the world is doing.
Ath Trainer
07-14-10, 17:01
Last night in Tijuana. Zona is slower than Sunday night. AB is very slow. The right, back corner is blocked off and the rest of the bar is still very empty. Average looking girls are now hotties.
HK is busier, but also not that much to choose from. Shaving cream show seems to be a regular deal with the same girls. Had a guy approach me to sell me coke (my 1st time). The few girls that interested my were either taken, or looked interesting, but did not have the personality I was looking for.
Chicago was very light. Stopped by later, and it was worse.
Kept going back and forth from AB to HK, hoping to see something that caught my eye. Was approached by Isabella at AB early. She was petite, friendly, and decent body. I passed, hoping for better. Now, I could not find her. My hot dog girl from last night was there, wanted a drink, I passed.
Now I'm back in AB and get hugged from behind by a older chica with a big ass who looks decent. She convinces me to go upstairs. Turns out that ass was packin some implants. Had many girls in the past with fake boobs, bus she was my first fake butt. Service was decent, pussy was tight. Said I was her first of the night (11:30).
Remind me not to book next trip on a Monday. I would rather fight the crowds and competition, than the slim pickings.
As of July 13, it will now cost $110 to get a US Passport. It was previously $75. There is also an extra $25 application fee. Passport Cards are also up from $20 to $30, plus an additional $25 application fee.
This was not widely published. For those among us who monger, it's just another cost of doing our business.
Something worth mentioning is PP cards are only accepted at ports of entry via land or ship. They are not valid for air travel.
Places mentioned on travel.state.gov are canada mexico and oddly enough the caribbean islands ( by ship or land only ?)
If you don't go to TJ all the time I don't think it would be worth giving the govt the money. It could also be used as a carry around ID but I would much rather hold onto my laminated copy of my PP.
Ninguno Especial
07-15-10, 02:33
Last night in Tijuana. Zona is slower than Sunday night.
Lately Monday through Fridays are hit & miss (mostly miss). More often than not many of the chicas (bar & street) take off 1-3 week days. Fridays were reliable up until a month ago but now even Fridays are down from what Thursdays were in the past.
The only guaranteed chica turn out is Saturday then you have hundreds of sausages to contend with.
Super Gato
07-15-10, 03:47
Lately Monday through Fridays are hit & miss (mostly miss). More often than not many of the chicas (bar & street) take off 1-3 week days. Fridays were reliable up until a month ago but now even Fridays are down from what Thursdays were in the past.
The only guaranteed chica turn out is Saturday then you have hundreds of sausages to contend with.
I've found in my experience the best days are in this order:
1) Saturday
2) Friday
3) Sunday
4) Thursday
5) Wednesday
6-7) tie Monday/Tuesday
Most girls will take off the time when their business will suffer the least. Most of the girls I know take Mon-Tue off and if their having a good month, Wednesday as well. My favorite day of the week is Thursday because that's when almost all of the a-list girls and there's few mongers getting between me and the señoritas.
When I have to deal with low-level government clerks anywhere in the world, I always have a pen and note book in hand to write down info. They know I can and will screw them if they fuck up. That scares them shitless.
Riiiiiight.
"I'm an American and I KNOW my rights! Who's your supervisor, little man? What's your name? I don't have to take any shit from the likes of YOU."
Oh, yeah. That approach works wonders in every country in the world...
I was in Tijuana the 5th. I stayed at Cascadia for $30 night. The room wasn't as good as I expected. So, they gave me another. One which included free Mariachi serenades until 4 am. I got four different SG. I paid three 60/hour. An one ripped me off for $40.
The thing is after I got ripped off. I complained. And after that they carded all my girls. One was turned away because her papers weren't in order.
After the third girl they threated to charge me $15 for each girl I brought back to the room.
I checked with the manager.
And he confirmed the hotel policy is to charge $15 for each girl after the FIRST
Could you guys recommend hotels in the zone where I won't be charged per girl?
Try hotel Leyva next to Chicago club. There should be no restriction on how many girls you can bring in.
Do the rooms at Levya have air conditioning? and safety box? are they similar to the AB or CC short term rooms that the girls take you to? (or is it the same).
thanks.
I wouldnt do it quite the crude way you suggested.
However, I will stand up and fight for my rights every time.
No, I was simply illustrating absurdity by being absurd.
You stated that you carry around a notebook to foreign countries, and take names, or whatever, of the incompetent border drones. And you claimed that said actions scare the shit out of the same drones. All presumably so they don't give you grief and treat you with all the respect you think you deserve.
I think we'd all like a list of the countries where that sort of thing actually works... :)
9/11 event a game changer at the borders including TJ Border for American also.
Why dont you try your crude ways at these borders and tell us how that works?
Is there any free or reasonably priced web access by the Zona Norte...?
Is there any free or reasonably priced web access by the Zona Norte...?
There are internet cafes all over centro. Four on revolucion that I can think of. Prices are around 10 pesos an hour or so. If you want computer time on the cheap you will get it. Connections are pretty decent.
Why dont you try your crude ways at these borders and tell us how that works?
When I go to foreign countries I don't act like an asshole tourist. I don't take a notebook and write down crap about the border drones, and I don't threaten to fuck them over if they don't treat me nicely. And I don't claim that my mere presence with a notebook scares them shitless.
You claim to do all of the above. I don't believe it, but you did say it. I'm just asking where you tried such nonsense and whether or not it worked.
If you, in fact, don't do such nonsense, feel free to retact your earlier post and admit you were bullshitting everybody.
If you're interested maybe I'll tell you all about how politeness and deference, instead of "fighting for your rights," defuses situations in foreign countries where, I will point out, you have no "rights."
Dont accuse me of anything unless you can back that up.
I dont need to tell you anything.
From your post on 7-14:
"When I have to deal with low-level government clerks anywhere in the world, I always have a pen and note book in hand to write down info. They know I can and will screw them if they fuck up. That scares them shitless."
I guess that backs it up pretty well. Apparently your memory is shorter than your dick. :D
No, you don't need to tell me anything. I think I made my point. Some of us know bullsh*t when we read it.
If you go around the world believing you have no rights, well, you are a bigger fool than I thought.
You are welcomed to act like a fool. I dont need to justify myself with you.
Well, maybe you're right. I wish you'd have been with me a few years back when I was stopped at a military checkpoint in rural Myanmar. You could have showed the soldiers your little notebook and explained your rights to them.
I'm sure they would have been impressed. Probably scared shitless, too!
Same goes for dimwit Thai border drones. Who needs a smile and a kind word (and maybe a couple of baht to grease the wheels) when you have a terror-inspiring notebook?
Maybe it works with Mexican border drones?
Super Gato
07-20-10, 10:07
As Winston Churchill very well said ' Speak softly and carry a big stick...' Calmly insist on your rights and you will win your ways plus the respect of your enemies as well as your friends. You might even turn around a few rogue bullies who are used to abuse others...
It was Theodore Roosevelt that said that.
Ath Trainer
07-20-10, 18:29
I thought I read it in the bible. Right after "thou shalt cross the border @ San Ysidro and covet the bonita chica's for just a few pesos".
What are you? A horny historian?
A lot of sources credited Teddy Roosevelt with saying that:
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
Theodore Roosevelt
However, it's not an original statement but a West African proverb. So Winston Churchill may have used it too. How about this:
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill was a tough character.
Big John 1
07-21-10, 03:05
Hi,going to Tijuana in a few days depends on ride.I want to leave my laptop does anyone know of Net Cafes that for sure offer Skype?If so name and directions,please!Very important to know for sure likely staying hotel no Internet want to bring only headphones!And not worry about laptop.Make many Skype calls.I know program easy to install but many places will not let you install Skype unless they all have it on icons!Thank you in advance for helping .You can either pm me or post on forum.
Big John 1
07-21-10, 22:15
Hi,going to Tijuana in a few days depends on ride.I want to leave my laptop does anyone know of Net Cafes that for sure offer Skype?If so name and directions,please!Very important to know for sure likely staying hotel no Internet want to bring only headphones!And not worry about laptop.Make many Skype calls.I know program easy to install but many places will not let you install Skype unless they all have it on icons!Thank you in advance for helping .You can either pm me or post on forum.
Hi going to be in LA either tomorrow pm or Friday pm depends on ride,want to know economical transport to TJ no big hurry also willing to pay gas somebody in LA going that way.PM me if possible may not be able to access ISG from La library.Thanks for helping Big John
Ninguno Especial
07-22-10, 00:00
Hi going to be in LA either tomorrow pm or Friday pm depends on ride,want to know economical transport to TJ no big hurry also willing to pay gas somebody in LA going that way.PM me if possible may not be able to access ISG from La library.Thanks for helping Big John
There is actually a bus that you can ride for $1 each way if you buy tickets in advance online. I have heard of guys riding down and back in a day for $2.
Google - Crucero-USA - for the link to their site. Below is from the site.
* Plan you trip ahead of time and buy online to get fares starting @ $1 to selected destinations
* Click and save when buying our Internet-only super discounted fares
* Save even more when buying round trip tickets
* There's no extra charge for your first 2 checked bags
* Enjoy free onboard WiFi access
Member #4450
07-22-10, 20:11
Hi going to be in LA either tomorrow pm or Friday pm depends on ride,want to know economical transport to TJ no big hurry also willing to pay gas somebody in LA going that way.PM me if possible may not be able to access ISG from La library.Thanks for helping Big John
I was in TJ yesterday I also live in LA county to be exact I drove 365 miles 6 1/2 hours round trip on the same day to see the girls. I know I'm insane but I couldn't stay overnight, every gringo I met in the zona lives in San Diego or El Cajon lucky bastards!
Got off of work and made a beeline to the border to be at HK's 20th anniversary party. Got into the club around 9:30 and it was more of a circus atmosphere than usual, women on stilts and so forth. HK called the troops in for this one, lots of the A, B, and most likely C team were in attendance. That was the good part. The bad part, a massive sausage festival and no cameras were allowed! After about 30 minutes, it was hard to walk around in the place. Hey Dos Equis, I ran into Sofia and if looks could kill; I would not be typing this. I guess it happens with the drinks stop coming.
Anyway, not all was lost. I ate two of my favorite tacos in the world and then off to Adelita to see if my buddy was working; and she was. As soon as I got pass the curtain, she was standing with another HK transplant; one of the wildest chicas from HK. Spend some time with the both of them in one of the booths. I noticed a couple of other HK chicas working the floor as well. The biggest difference I noticed between the HK transplants and the Adelita's chicas was the assertiveness. The HK transplants did not stand around and wait for the men to come to them; they attacked from all angles. Gotta love them!
Coolie High
07-23-10, 09:48
Quick question to the forefathers of this board. I was doing some research on the board and came across the map that Monger Efjayel made a couple years back. Is the TJ map still fairly accruate and can I still park my car at the Jack and the box as he suggested before I walk across the border. Also what exit do I get off to get to the jack and the box?
I'm going to hit up TJ for the first time this sat afternoon around noon. If any fellow mongers going to be in TJ pm me and we'll hookup.
Thanks in advance
Sorry bro, thats the wonderful Sofia, she is all business, she was different with me at first, but lately she changed. Wait till we experience Medellin, u'll come back a different man, and planning your trip bck, Tijuana will be like a very expensive hand job after that, just ask any mde monger, Medellin is heaven.
Got off of work and made a beeline to the border to be at HK's 20th anniversary party. Got into the club around 9:30 and it was more of a circus atmosphere than usual, women on stilts and so forth. HK called the troops in for this one, lots of the A, B, and most likely see team were in attendance. That was the good part. The bad part, a massive sausage festival and no cameras were allowed! After about 30 minutes, it was hard to walk around in the place. Hey Dos Equis, I ran into Sofia and if looks could kill; I would not be typing this. I guess it happens with the drinks stop coming.
Anyway, not all was lost. I ate two of my favorite tacos in the world and then off to Adelita to see if my buddy was working; and she was. As soon as I got pass the curtain, she was standing with another HK transplant; one of the wildest chicas from HK. Spend some time with the both of them in one of the booths. I noticed a couple of other HK chicas working the floor as well. The biggest difference I noticed between the HK transplants and the Adelita's chicas was the assertiveness. The HK transplants did not stand around and wait for the men to come to them; they attacked from all angles. Have to love them!
Big John 1
07-23-10, 19:36
First time in TJ been all over Mexico and World.In downtown LA by Los Americanos and Estrella de Oro bus Stations bus run to La Frontera for an amazing $16 one way or $26 RT trip apparently run about every other hour.Vans running even cheap like $12 but very crowded and these guys probably unlicensed uninsured.But great trip I had only $16 and go back to LA too of course.At Hotel Catalina block off the Rev,t feel secure here Internet 10 p across street 200pesos shabby clean,windowless family run,secure,no visitors,but but easy to get to zone.After bargaining took taxi to Rev for three dollarGreat Chinese street same as hotel 45 pesos many good cheap taco stands,save $$$ por las mujeres!Oh,Estrella de Oro buses also go to Las Vegas!$40!!Big John
Big John 1
07-23-10, 20:10
There is actually a bus that you can ride for $1 each way if you buy tickets in advance online. I have heard of guys riding down and back in a day for $2.
Google - Crucero-USA - for the link to their site. Below is from the site.
* Plan you trip ahead of time and buy online to get fares starting @ $1 to selected destinations
* Click and save when buying our Internet-only super discounted fares
* Save even more when buying round trip tickets
* There's no extra charge for your first 2 checked bags
* Enjoy free onboard WiFi access
I will do this!Read my post!And I thought $16 was cheap!You are sure a helpful guy!Bigjohn
Quick question to the forefathers of this board. I was doing some research on the board and came across the map that Monger Efjayel made a couple years back. Is the TJ map still fairly accruate and can I still park my car at the Jack and the box as he suggested before I walk across the border. Also what exit do I get off to get to the jack and the box?
I'm going to hit up TJ for the first time this sat afternoon around noon. If any fellow mongers going to be in TJ pm me and we'll hookup.
Thanks in advance
The map is still fairly accurate. Some of the stuff on Revu, like Hard Rock, no longer exists.
Take the Camino de la Plaza exit. It's the last one before you get to MX. You can't miss it, cuz there are flashing warning lights letting you know. Turn left at the stop light, then right at the next light. Then left at the next light, cross the tracks and the entrance to the lot is on the left, technically behind J in the B. $5 up front. Go 1 minute over 8 hours and they'll ding you another fin when you leave.
Sorry bro, thats the wonderful Sofia, she is all business, she was different with me at first, but lately she changed. Wait till we experience Medellin, u'll come back a different man, and planning your trip bck, Tijuana will be like a very expensive hand job after that, just ask any mde monger, Medellin is heaven.
XX, Med is a very expensive hand job indeed if one ends up sending $$ there! How's that working out BTW?
Based on my previous fiascos, is actually working great. Am going I aug to stay a week with my girl, and am planning 2 more trips before the end of the year. And am sataying at my apt with her, just that is a savings compared to staying at a hotel.
XX, Med is a very expensive hand job indeed if one ends up sending $$ there! How's that working out BTW?
Based on my previous fiascos, is actually working great. Am going I aug to stay a week with my girl, and am planning 2 more trips before the end of the year. And am sataying at my apt with her, just that is a savings compared to staying at a hotel.
Great, I know you have a warm fuzzy feeling about this one but beware of the family "tragedies" that you might be asked to participate in.
In Thailand/Indonesia these can range from the village buffalo getting killed by lightning, to having the girl's moped stolen.
If there's an "exotic illness" that they can't afford to treat, you'll be well advised to shake your head and say "yes, that's a shame" and carry on with your day.
If it's contagious, run!
Big John 1
07-24-10, 22:17
Wow! wow! Slow down Big John. Dont talk, write, eat, fuck ... big and fast all in 1 breath....
Heard rumors that TJ chicas are very special... Their pussies reportedly have teeth as sharp as bear traps... Take it slow and check them out carefully.
Hope you dont dont lose your dick clean off on your first day in TJ....hehe.
Capt.Solo where were u ?Jim aka Tom Jenkins and I looked for you but could not find.Had great conversation and great Tacos.Went to Tropical where I scored.I like older chicas,Lucy,morena,a it gorda great service and personality.She asked for $60,I said 200pesos we both laughed amazingly she agreed to 300p!Later gave 400 p including propina.Worth every peso!Asked for no money up front todo sin ropa great long BBJ job fairly good message and BBJ in regardera otra vez!Really lots of fun!She really enjoyed too or a great actress probably the latter!Then back to Hong Kong where I got pretty drunk and Jim and I shared more tacos great guy!Took cab back to Catalina Hotel 30pesos then went to dance club off the Rev got drunk as Hell all of a sudden 4am.Tried to score a 30 maquilla worker but failed!Think maybe Las Pulgas tonight.Big John
Started by stopping to stock up on pesos in San Ysidro and got a rate of 12.50. I had previously arranged to meet up with Big John in the zone between 2:30 and 3:00. I have to say that it was my pleasure to spend the afternoon and evening with John. He is a true connoisseur of Mexico, but yet, his first time in TJ, and I was more than happy to share what I knew of the zone.
We met in HK and hung out at the stage because Elizabeth was starting to dance. We both glazed at the beauty that HK had to offer and both agreed; HK was quite unique. I spent a little bit of time talking with BeBe, an absolute stunner wearing a sailor outfit; anchors aweigh baby! I have always thought BeBe had the hottest look in HK, this was until a stunner came up and handed BeBe her wallet. I looked at her, then back to BeBe, and back again; it was her younger sister named Frida (I think). I got weak in the knees when I met her. A stunning beauty. She wears a little red riding outfit and looks no more than 17.
I asked John where was he getting his tacos and he mentioned near his hotel; so I took him to the infamous taco stand where we had a couple off the pork roll. John told me that it was the best taco he ever had in Mexico; we returned later for a couple of more.
John noticed the Tropical Bar and mentioned he read a couple of things about it and was curious, so I said let's go. We sat at the bar and watched some of the girls dancing. A couple of the girls next to me were friendly and playful, I like that. There was a two beers for one deal going, so I did stay for a couple of drinks. Once I noticed that John bought the sweetie next to him a drink; I figure he would be busy for a while, so I went back to HK.
I started watching the shaving cream show at the back stage, when some dude decided to be part of the show. The girls squirted him down with cream and did their best to make him hard; didn't happen! There is a lesson here; unless you know you can get your dick hard in any situation; stay off the stage. I only say this because I went on stage at the famous Banana Club in Okinawa years ago and know just how embarrassing it can be; I felt his pain!
John reappeared and seemed quite happy. Earlier in the afternoon, I gave him a few of the 2 for 1 HK drink coupons and told him they were good for one each day; I had no idea he would try to use them all the same day. He got away with it until the last one. The server rejected the coupon and then the lead manager came by to explain the policy. She was very polite and I told her we knew the policy, but we drank too much and forgot the policy. Both of the women that work at the customer service stand are complete sweeties.
All and all, I had a great time sharing stories and talking with John. Before I knew it, I over stayed my time and ended up paying another 5 bucks for parking; well worth the experience.
Coolie High
07-25-10, 06:17
The map is still fairly accurate. Some of the stuff on Revu, like Hard Rock, no longer exists.
Take the Camino de la Plaza exit. It's the last one before you get to MX. You can't miss it, cuz there are flashing warning lights letting you know. Turn left at the stop light, then right at the next light. Then left at the next light, cross the tracks and the entrance to the lot is on the left, technically behind J in the B. $5 up front. Go 1 minute over 8 hours and they'll ding you another fin when you leave.Much thanks!
I will definitely give a full report in a few days.
Big John 1
07-25-10, 19:53
You got a great deal doing a Tropical chicas for 300-400 pesos. That's street girls' prices plus some more if you want BBBJ. You must have big balls to propose 200 pesos to a bar girl. Some may be so insulted that they may kick you in the groin...hehe.
Try Las Pulgas for some freebies. There should be plenty of girls of all sizes, shapes, ages ... They would just sit around with their buckets of beers staring at you. Just mosey over and make some friends. Should be able to take a freebie for the night.
Have fun...Guys there a six peso per hour cafe on Ermita by Hotel Paris it is open till midnight Skype friendly good connection across street great Chinese meal China Dragon 45 pesos.Capt.Solo,sorry we did not meet.I speak Spanish,I would not try that 200p shit with any woman,but felt out her personality.also older fairly attractive 46,but only in business two years so she said which is why not worn out worked 20 years in maquilasl ots of fun in and out of bed.Did not score Las Pulgas last night much dancing one phone number.They lady who got number shocked staying at Catalina a respectable hotel 200 pesos.Big John
Big John 1
07-25-10, 21:45
Started by stopping to stock up on pesos in San Ysidro and got a rate of 12.50. I had previously arranged to meet up with Big John in the zone between 2:30 and 3:00. I have to say that it was my pleasure to spend the afternoon and evening with John. He is a true connoisseur of Mexico, but yet, his first time in TJ, and I was more than happy to share what I knew of the zone.
We met in HK and hung out at the stage because Elizabeth was starting to dance. We both glazed at the beauty that HK had to offer and both agreed; HK was quite unique. I spent a little bit of time talking with BeBe, an absolute stunner wearing a sailor outfit; anchors aweigh baby! I have always thought BeBe had the hottest look in HK, this was until a stunner came up and handed BeBe her wallet. I looked at her, then back to BeBe, and back again; it was her younger sister named Frida (I think). I got weak in the knees when I met her. A stunning beauty. She wears a little red riding outfit and looks no more than 17.
I asked John where was he getting his tacos and he mentioned near his hotel; so I took him to the infamous taco stand where we had a couple off the pork roll. John told me that it was the best taco he ever had in Mexico; we returned later for a couple of more.
John noticed the Tropical Bar and mentioned he read a couple of things about it and was curious, so I said let's go. We sat at the bar and watched some of the girls dancing. A couple of the girls next to me were friendly and playful, I like that. There was a two beers for one deal going, so I did stay for a couple of drinks. Once I noticed that John bought the sweetie next to him a drink; I figure he would be busy for a while, so I went back to HK.
I started watching the shaving cream show at the back stage, when some dude decided to be part of the show. The girls squirted him down with cream and did their best to make him hard; didn't happen! There is a lesson here; unless you know you can get your dick hard in any situation; stay off the stage. I only say this because I went on stage at the famous Banana Club in Okinawa years ago and know just how embarrassing it can be; I felt his pain!
John reappeared and seemed quite happy. Earlier in the afternoon, I gave him a few of the 2 for 1 HK drink coupons and told him they were good for one each day; I had no idea he would try to use them all the same day. He got away with it until the last one. The server rejected the coupon and then the lead manager came by to explain the policy. She was very polite and I told her we knew the policy, but we drank too much and forgot the policy. Both of the women that work at the customer service stand are complete sweeties.
All and all, I had a great time sharing stories and talking with John. Before I knew it, I over stayed my time and ended up paying another 5 bucks for parking; well worth the experience.Yes,got pretty drunk in HK sorry trip to use all coupons at once!Thanks so much for showing me around.Just places at in MundoAnouncio.Com.MX it like craigslist for Spanish Speakers.I got a GF in Guadalajara for a month using this method age 36 and I am 66,no spinner for sure but at at my age standards of doable low!LOL!Big John hey this 6pesos Internet addictive!Again on Zapata byH otel Paris guys.
I spent 4 nights in TJ starting on Saturday night a week ago. Have been to TJ many time but not for about a year. No doubt that HK is still a really fun place for me to spend time. I like to shop before I make a selection and the HK girls show their wares to help in the selection. I am older so I am more into quality not quantity. I did well with my selections at HK. I always had one or two drinks with them before going up. Occasionally sample in private dance just to see how open they are to kissing and down at the Y. I still like the Bar Tropical just to sit and relax and found a real sweet one there. The Chavelas/Miami has undergone a complete makeover since I was there last and the talent was a lot better. I sure wish NL would become more like it used to be and more like TJ as I lieve in Texas. Currently there is no comparison.
I was there for that too. It was hilarious. The girl made fun of him by saying she couldn't find it and the announcer was saying stuff like "We need to find a bigger guy". I definitely felt sorry for the guy. Still very entertaining though.
I started watching the shaving cream show at the back stage, when some dude decided to be part of the show. The girls squirted him down with cream and did their best to make him hard; didn't happen! There is a lesson here; unless you know you can get your dick hard in any situation; stay off the stage. I only say this because I went on stage at the famous Banana Club in Okinawa years ago and know just how embarrassing it can be; I felt his pain!
I watched the girls use the dildos on each other several occasions. For tips, sometimes they let the customers insert the dildos. I only seen a few guys try it, but only one was able to get it hard enough to insert it, with a condom of course. The shows also happen on the upstairs stage.
CS - I think that you are so busy hanging out at the other stage, you never make it across the handicap ramp.
I have never seen the girls use dildos on each other either... They would just lick and suck each other and insert the candles in their pussies...
I wonder if sex is allowed on stage in Mexico? Would be heaven for the exhibitionists...
Big John 1
07-26-10, 21:47
Yesterday went to car show on the Rev also to a mercado de las pulgas(flea market)then later to the bar Las Pulgas!About 3pm,had couple Tecates bs with some chicas thinking about leaving then amazing two young chicas left and gave me their remaining 5 beers out of the bucket of 10,refused money!Amazing!But frankly wih had not gotten those beers as stated to get drunk,then dancing started,danced talked with many chicas Big Johns wallet kept getting thinner he girls run in packs try to talk to one you buy for several.Danced much with Yolanda fairly heavy set but looked doable by then my standards of doable very low!Finally about one her friends left and invited her to my hotel she seemed a bit too eager!The younger night clerk said had to get her out by 7,remember this is a family hotel!I tipped him 50pesos,i knew well could not get her in with regular owners.Naked she looked pretty bad.Not good in sack at all very drunk and darn near knocked out by front teeth when slammed her head into her pussy she was very wet for sure then almost lost junior with her rough bbjs.She stayed about 4 hours several not good pops!Left around 6am.Being a gentleman offered her 50p taxi fare then she demanded 500pesos for her kids!Bet I spent 300p on beer for her previously!She got very mad and insulting too!No way!Nada for her!Probably try to recover for a day,then la zona manana.Zona way cheaper way better.Big John
OMG John! I'm still laughing, and this is 5 minutes after reading your post!
Naked she looked pretty bad.Not good in sack at all very drunk and darn near knocked out by front teeth when slammed her head into her pussy
Yesterday went to car show on the Rev also to a mercado de las pulgas(flea market)then later to the bar Las Pulgas!About 3pm,had couple Tecates bs with some chicas thinking about leaving then amazing two young chicas left and gave me their remaining 5 beers out of the bucket of 10,refused money!Amazing!But frankly wih had not gotten those beers as stated to get drunk,then dancing started,danced talked with many chicas Big Johns wallet kept getting thinner he girls run in packs try to talk to one you buy for several.Danced much with Yolanda fairly heavy set but looked doable by then my standards of doable very low!Finally about one her friends left and invited her to my hotel she seemed a bit too eager!The younger night clerk said had to get her out by 7,remember this is a family hotel!I tipped him 50pesos,i knew well could not get her in with regular owners.Naked she looked pretty bad.Not good in sack at all very drunk and darn near knocked out by front teeth when slammed her head into her pussy she was very wet for sure then almost lost junior with her rough bbjs.She stayed about 4 hours several not good pops!Left around 6am.Being a gentleman offered her 50p taxi fare then she demanded 500pesos for her kids!Bet I spent 300p on beer for her previously!She got very mad and insulting too!No way!Nada for her!Probably try to recover for a day,then la zona manana.Zona way cheaper way better.Big John
Something along those lines happened to me but no sex was involved. I was hanging by myself when a girl motioned me over to her table....went through the intro's etc. Her friend gets another single guy to come over then the WAITER arrived.
I don't get into the drinks business and I straight out said it. We danced for a bit. I did buy her one beer though. Before I got the chance to get up and go one of them asks me for cab fare home. I just got up and left. The other guy stayed.
I think las pulgas is an obvious place for this sort of thing. Maybe the bars on LA SEXTA ( calle 6) are different. I went into one but nobody talked to me. Most of those bars have groups of people talking to each other and very few singles. At least at las pulgas there might be an opportunity. Otherwise the crowds are too young for my taste in the other bars.
Anybody know of any MILF hangouts besides the zona ?
Big John 1
07-27-10, 00:17
OMG John! I'm still laughing, and this is 5 minutes after reading your post!But do not think my front teeth or gums will ever recover!Big John Probably are nice girls in Las Pulgas like ones who gave me the beers but myself intend to avoid place!Bigjohn
Big John 1
07-27-10, 00:41
The Internet Cafe that is 6pesos per hour has a promocion.Open 8am to midnight a 30p flat rate for 30pesos up to 16 hours they have in and out priveleges plus a good printer one peso per page.Very bad place for Net addicts.Again pass Hotel Paris another hotel travel agency close to Zapata y Constittion.Then from great food cross Contitution go about half a block El Herrado crammed with locals!Huge quesadillas con carne 25 pesos.Very tasty.If you get to Banamex you went too far.Big John Ps.today my teeth and junior from HER teeth attempt recovery!
Coolie High
07-28-10, 01:21
after a few days staying in san diego it was finally time to head for the border. much to the dismay of my family who totally disapprove of me going by myself. i had to re assure my peeps that everything is going to be cool. although what i really want to say to them is that i'm a grown ass man and if i want to chill and get some pussy and tacos in tj then got dammit thats what i'm going to do. peer pressure is a motha though so i decided to cross the border on a slow sun to ease there worries. phordphan and efjayel guideance was spot on as i park my car behind to jack in the box. paid 5 dollars for 8hr parking and i was on my way. yeah buddy i'm in mexico. taxi!!! adelita bar por pavor. get inside to adelita and it was dead! that's what i get for coming to tj on a sunday. fuck it i'ma buy me drink and chill with the broads that's here. order that expensive 3.50 cent corona and just chilled. an older broad name maribel came and sat on my lap and started talking to me. she ask can i buy her a drink. the drink was 7dollars but i was like fuck it. bought it for her and we chilled. was curious to see how much for her services she quoted me 80usd and i just smiled and change the topic. relax for a lil bit more and then it was time to leave ab
went around the famous alley to finally see what i've been reading in the tj board for several years now. very interesting! broads just chilling on the corner rocking clear heels. some wear school girl outfits, others wearing tight fit jeans to show all that heavenly glory. hmm i'll be back. decided to hit hong kong. now this is what i'm talking about. way more selection then ab. got my beer and sat at the table. the girls are about to rub themselves bucky naked in shavin cream. got my dollars out and started to perform "wax-on, wax-off" technique on this honey ass. i'm sitting next to this drunken guy and he gets lost in the moment. as the broad was turning around to lay on her back to spread eagle the guy goes and start eating the broad pussy. ewww but good times indeed. he lifts his face up from the pussy mouth full of shaving cream all on his hands and face and wants to give me a high five. i smiled and left him hanging. went to the back of hk and chilled for a bit more.
headed on out and decided too dabble in some chicken from a corner vender. found a lil restaurant to sit in. had a coke in smile with my chicken and chilled. the manger of the restaurant started talking to me and told me just a couple blocks down there was a low rider show going down. hmm thanks for the info. might have to check that out
finish the grub and started back to the alley to find desert. wtf! is that a vhs movie and player that ur selling on the corner. wow i wonder if you can find an atrack or a reel to reel player down here. as i ponder that a nice older broad came to me and took my hand and started to lead me to a hotel. smiling as i walk with her i ask how much. she says 20dollars. took out my cheat sheet and ask her do she gives bbbj and does she swallow. at the time i thought she says for 30dollars more so i decline. later thinking about it i believe she was trying to say 30 dollars total. ooh well i got back to the alley. passed this fine young honey. wait a min! did a direct u-turn and went back and approach the honey. everything was all good until i ask for a bbbj. she started to sing hall and oates "i can't go for that! no, no! no can do"!!! damn! ooh well on to the next one
saw some brothas cold chillen out side the middle of the alley next to a bar which i can't remember at this moment. started talking to them and come to find out a couple of them live here in tj. they start to give me the guidance that i need. no don't take her cus she a ****! ooh this one right next to us has some good pussy. one of them speaks fluent spanish so i tellem what my order was, ( i want a sloppy bbbj, with a side of ass) and told him the broad across the street is what i'm diggin on. make that happen for ol coolie high. dude goes and talk to the tenderoni and told her my order. he comes back 5mins later and tells me she ain't budging on the bbbj! cmon son! what a man gotta do to get a bbbj around here. the dude tells me the selection today is gabage cus it's sunday and he doesn't know a broad off the top that does it. if i was there fri or sat then my order would’ve been taken by now.
fuck me! but just like the bambino i keep swinging. saw another honey. i'm like fuck it this time i'll be placing my own order. 20 for sexo and 5 for the room. cool! umm what about a bbbj! that's a negative she tells me! umm ok! how about a cbj then. ooh that's going to be 30dollars for me and still 5 for the room. i try to bargain for 25 dollars for cbj and sex and pay 5 for the room. she ain't budging. i say good day to her and return to the brothas. they ask what happen. i told him the situation and they was like yeah that is the going market rate right for head and sex. but if u want to save a lil doe change ur money to peso and you'll get what u were asking in dollars any way. one of the brothas take me to a change place. the us dollar to peso rate was 1usd =12.20peso. i exchange 30dollars. the dude tells me u give 300peso to the broad and the 70 peso to the hotel and ur good.
cool i can dig it! we post back up with the brothas in the alley as they put me up on game with each broad. they spotted a winner for me. they was like, yo this broad is a winner u need to get with that. i asked them did all of yaw smash that. “does a bear shit in the woods”, one replied. so that means i'll be getting sloppy 12th then. umm ok! i'll hold that thought. saw a fine pretty young thing from a distance. ask the brothas for intel. none has tried her yet! she's fairly new to the game. hmm i want this. i tell the brothas im going in for the kill. hey, let us know how she was when ur done! no doubt
started talking to the honey. her name is brenda. she's only 20. yeah buddy. put in my order for a cbj and sex and off to the hotel we go. gave the hotel lady 70peso and ask her how much time do i have. she says 15mins! 15mins??? get the fuck outta here! ol mighty joe young needs more time then that. his name is not speedy gonzales. don't i atleast get twenty mins. brenda starts to tug on me and was like cmon. so now i'm not feeling this. we get to the room and as soon as the door close i can hear the 15min start time going off in my head. tick, tick, tick! brenda starts taking off her clothes faster then a speeding bullet. barely sat down on the bed and cough and shes already down to her panties. she ask for the money up front. i tell her i pay afterwards. we go back and forth for 5mins. finally i relented and gave her the money. damn those tities are looking good let me have a taste. started to kiss those tigo bites, up to her neck, all the way up to kiss the lips and got denied. no access granted. damn i can't get no connection with this broad and the clock is ticking. tick, tick, tick
i stop for a second and i told the broad. u know what i'm not feeling this. we only have 15mins and mighty joe young is not mighty right now. hell joe young is cold chillen as if he just got out of the pool. brenda tells me that its really 20min and proceeds to take out her condom, leans me back on the bed and start a cbj. yeah, now that's what i'm talkin about. for the first time in the room i dont here the time ticking away. joe young called upon the power of grayskull and mighty joe young was ready. i tell her i want doggy. she stops and was like u want sex to. hell yeah! that was part of my order! soon as she said that i heard time ticking away again. never mind that i want some pussy. as she was lubing up the pussy(never a good sign) i took off her condom and put on my magnum p.i. bent her sexy ass over and started to hit it doggystyle.
the broad is not digging it what's so ever. tried to kiss her neck but looking into the mirror i saw her face and she definitely wasn't feeling it. mighty joe starts to become just joe young again. fuck me! i got a dead fish! i'm at the point of no return. either i say fuck it and finish strong or i just quit the pussy and leave the scene. i choose the first option. i got into my wham bam, thank you mam mode and i swear to u as soon as i busted a nut.....i got a knock on the door!
took a quick pix of the broad(say cheese) tip the cleaning lady and i was out. went back to the brothas that was hanging on the corner in alley way. gave them the thumbs down on the brenda. one of them was like see i told u to go with that one broad we all had approved for u. yeah yeah! next time i'll definitely take heed cuss there nothing worse then being with a woman that's not digging u at all. i rather be with an ugly broad that's enjoying ur sexual energy and vise versa then to be with a fine dead fish. chilled with the brothas a lil more before i hoop in the cab and venture off to my next destination.
from the intel big brother almighty artisttyp has given me i'm going to the movies and cool out there. told the cab driver rio plaza and off we go! paid the 4 dollar cab fair and im off into the mall. now i found out that there are 2 movie theaters in rio plaza. the ceniopolis and the ceniopolis vip! you want the ceniopolis vip. i get there and check the movie time. got dammit i struck out again. the movie that i want to see is not starting til a couple hrs later. damn i got a long journey back to las vegas and i don't want to wait that long to see a movie. so unfortunately i had to pass. found me and ice cream stand and got me a bannana split as a consolation prize. hop in the taxi and headed back for the border. got to the border patrol guy in no time. showed him my passport and just like that i'm back in the good ol us of a.
peace!
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Anyone want to try to translate that from say the 2nd paragraph down, as I was "lost in txt" about the time the "coke in smile" came along. :)
Has Sound 7 changed his name too?
It sounds like you did some exploring. Your experiences with the street girls are very similar to everyone else. What I can tell you though is the longer you hang out there and the more people you meet the better it gets...up to a certain point.
Hanging out with local dudes is a good thing. They can walk you down coahuilla and basically point out the good ones to you. The girls hate it but at least you are being seen with a regular...less chance of going through BS. In some ways it can make things less interesting but at least you are more savy to what is going on.
Sounds like you had fun. Nice report.
Going into HK for the first time can be pretty amazing even for veteran mongers.
Toddtworip
07-29-10, 01:34
Next month I'll be heading down to SD & Tijuana area with a buddy of mine. We wanted to stay on the beach if possible, to catch some sun and beer during the day before hitting the bars in Tijuana (AB, HK, etc) at night. No cheap places in SD on the beach. Could stay at a Travelodge or something in Imp Beach and just drive to the beach and cab it to the border at night, but was thinking about a decent hotel on Rosarito beach instead. Costs the same as a cheap US hotel but decent and on the beach, plus we get to experience a little of Mexico besides the ZN. I assume we can cab it to the ZB from RB too. Although for a lot more $, I'm guessing.
Any opinions out there from my fellow mongers with more experience in this area? Is this a good idea? Bad idea? Really, really stupid idea?
Much obliged, NedHello,
I've in the past went to the Bus Depot on revolution/believe it is the Greyhound.
I signed up to go to Rosarito.
When I arrived at the scheduled time, I was the only passenger, so they put me in a nice black SUV for a private ride down to Rosarito.
I was dropped off at the Rosarito Hotel and told they would pick people up every 2 hours at that location.
I then took a $1k bus to Puerto Nuervo/Lobster Village for lunch.
Hope that helps as one option.
Anyone want to try to translate that from say the 2nd paragraph down, as I was "lost in txt" about the time the "coke in smile" came along. :)
Has Sound 7 changed his name too?
Awww, c'mon! SpaceCadet 7 can't string three coherent sentences together. The "Coke in smile" is just a typo for "Coke and a smile." Remember the old Coke ad campaign? Well, maybe you're too young. :D
I liked the TR. I suspect there aren't too many brothers on this part of the board. I found it refreshing. :)
CH - You learned a valuable lesson for next time. Use pesos. The SGs all think in 10:1. 200 pesos = $20 in chica math. But in the real world it's about $16. And, yeah, you shoulda hit the older one. They tend to give the best BJs, bar none. And more likely to do BBBJ, too.
Sounds like you had fun. :D
Coolie High
07-29-10, 23:34
It sounds like you did some exploring. Your experiences with the street girls are very similar to everyone else. What I can tell you though is the longer you hang out there and the more people you meet the better it gets. Up to a certain point.
Hanging out with local dudes is a good thing. They can walk you down coahuilla and basically point out the good ones to you. The girls hate it but at least you are being seen with a regular. Less chance of going through BS. In some ways it can make things less interesting but at least you are more savy to what is going on.
Sounds like you had fun. Nice report.
Going into HK for the first time can be pretty amazing even for veteran mongers.When you said "Up to a certain point" you started to scare me. So basically having a GFE in Tijuana is basically not going to happen. I like to get to know a woman and actually try to get a connection or at the very least be able to relax with a honey and not have to worry about the dreaded knock on the door
Awww, c'mon! SpaceCadet 7 can't string three coherent sentences together. The "Coke in smile" is just a typo for "Coke and a smile. " Remember the old Coke ad campaign? Well, maybe you're too young.
I liked the TR. I suspect there aren't too many brothers on this part of the board. I found it refreshing.
CH. You learned a valuable lesson for next time. Use pesos. The SGs all think in 10: 1. 200 pesos = $20 in chica math. But in the real world it's about $16. And, yeah, you shoulda hit the older one. They tend to give the best BJs, bar none. And more likely to do BBBJ, too.
Sounds like you had funYeah changing your money to peso is definitely key in dealing with street girls. In terms of dealing with older broads next time I will definitely take heed and get with an older model. I was still in my DR mode where you want to find a young honey that's new to the game and you stay away from the old hardcore puta. I guess in Tijuana it's the direct opposite
Anyone want to try to translate that from say the 2nd paragraph down, as I was "lost in txt" about the time the "coke in smile" came along.
Has Sound 7 changed his name too?I hope you were just being a smart ass cus like Phordphan easily figured out., it was meant to say a "coke and a smile". See no translation needed. LOL!
And who is Sound 7
I enjoyed and appreciated the report. I hit TJ a few times a year, so I don't usually post in this forum (find me in OC).
That being said, Is this the Brenda that hangs out next to Karla's Bar?
I did have a tough time reading the report though, with all the Pepperoni time added phraseology I had to wade through, but the details were perfect!
When you said "Up to a certain point" you started to scare me. So basically having a GFE in Tijuana is basically not going to happen. I like to get to know a woman and actually try to get a connection or at the very least be able to relax with a honey and not have to worry about the dreaded knock on the door
You are correct when you say the DR is the exact opposite. IMHO the MILFS are the way to go in TJ. Every now and then you can find a younger one that can do more for you but in my experiences even those are limited.
TJ is very close to the USA. If they don't get your dollars someone else will come along. Mexican citizens living in TJ have some money and aren't as poor as mexicans in the southern region. Goods services and people flow back and forth through the border. A pair of nikes or ipod aren't the spectacle they might be somewhere else.
GFE. I haven't stayed there long enough to figure that one out. Local girls don't seem too interested in gringos though. If you lived there or were sponsoring someone while live in san diego or close by it would make more sense. Otherwise it isn't a DR set up at all.
Hello,
I've in the past went to the Bus Depot on revolution/believe it is the Greyhound.
I signed up to go to Rosarito.
When I arrived at the scheduled time, I was the only passenger, so they put me in a nice black SUV for a private ride down to Rosarito.
I was dropped off at the Rosarito Hotel and told they would pick people up every 2 hours at that location.
I then took a $1k bus to Puerto Nuervo/Lobster Village for lunch.
Hope that helps as one option.
Where does the bus drop you off in TJ? Close enough to walk over to Adelitas?
Or is it better to get drop off at San Ysidro, and take a taxi?
ABC bus line to Rosarito toll road junction ($6) and downtown Encenida ($10) one way. ABC is located next to the white & red cab just a head of Yellow cab near the McDonald. Turn to the right as exiting at the border crossing toward TJ and head towards the McDonald's Arch. or the Revoution Arch. Look for the red & white cab stall and ABC bus line.
Red and white bus is a Mexicana service and not Greyhound to Rosaito Hotel.
What is the current charge for this service ?
Hello,
I've in the past went to the Bus Depot on revolution/believe it is the Greyhound.
I signed up to go to Rosarito.
When I arrived at the scheduled time, I was the only passenger, so they put me in a nice black SUV for a private ride down to Rosarito.
I was dropped off at the Rosarito Hotel and told they would pick people up every 2 hours at that location.
I then took a $1k bus to Puerto Nuervo/Lobster Village for lunch.
Hope that helps as one option.
Usually I only walk down to TJ before 12pm if I am going to dentist or late afternoon. TJ gets very hot in the spring and summer and there is little if any breeze. I try and avoid evenings or walk with other groups of people.
Still Learning
08-05-10, 06:17
I just asked this on the thailand thread, but am planning on going to TJ in a couple of months so want to ask about Tijuana as well.
How bad is the smoke in the bars there? Hong Kong, AD, CC, etc. Also, do hotels like the Ticuan have decent non-smoking rooms and are they really non-smoking or do they have some smoke residue?
I ask because I am pretty allergic to smoke. Can probably manage a couple of hours in a club but could not stay overnight in a smoking room.
Thanks!
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