General Reports

[Dornyone]

Ah yes "The Game" interesting reading I did laugh when I read about the aspiring pick up artist who had never been with a woman before. So before he could actually pick up a woman he wanted to practice being with a woman so he traveled to Juarez to be with a hooker. He continued to see hookers and after his fourth trip he wanted it to be more of a girlfriend thing. So he wanted to eat her ass, however when she told him that would cost an additional 5 dollars he kind of got put off by the whole hooker thing.

As far as "The Game" alot of great stories but if you want to become a pick up artist you will probably want to read "The Rules Of The Game" I think that book is more about teaching the art of the PU. Hugo, seeing as you are now as one with "the technique", are we going to see a book anytime soon?

Or are you constrained by the "rules of the technique"?

[Phordphan]

Hugo, seeing as you are now as one with "the technique", are we going to see a book anytime soon?

Or are you constrained by the "rules of the technique"? Rules of "The Technique"

Rule 1: You do not talk about The Technique.

Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about The Technique.

Rule 3: If the chica says "Stop" the session is over.

Rule 4: One john, one hooker per session.

Rule 5: One session at a time. Multiple sessions are not allowed.

Rule 6: No shirt, no shoes, no underwear. Chica's shoes and condoms are excepted.

Rule 7: Sessions will go on for 15 minutes (SG) or 30 minutes (BG) , unless Rule 3 is invoked.

Rule 8: If this is your first time in Tijuana, you MUST attempt The Technique.

Of course, since Rule 1 and Rule 2 are very strict, you're on your own when it come's to Rule 8. I guess you just got to figure out The Technique for yourself.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

[JPF]

Its Infinity global investment corp. You did not do your research correctly.Your original post only said "infinity global" which is what I searched for. So, while I will accept that I did not do my research "thoroughly" enough, it was still "correct". Thank you for the additional information.

I still stand by my original conclusions, however, so will ask you directly why are you giving us your real name and places of business?

(I apologize for this thread being off topic.)

[Dornyone]

Rules of "The Technique"

Rule 1: You do not talk about The Technique.

Rule 2: You DO NOT talk about The Technique.

Rule 3: If the chica says "Stop" the session is over.

Rule 4: One john, one hooker per session.

Rule 5: One session at a time. Multiple sessions are not allowed.

Rule 6: No shirt, no shoes, no underwear. Chica's shoes and condoms are excepted.

Rule 7: Sessions will go on for 15 minutes (SG) or 30 minutes (BG) , unless Rule 3 is invoked.

Rule 8: If this is your first time in Tijuana, you MUST attempt The Technique.

Of course, since Rule 1 and Rule 2 are very strict, you're on your own when it come's to Rule 8. I guess you just got to figure out The Technique for yourself.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Rule 8 supersedes all others when you have had too many "two for one" beers.

Rule 9 if chica falls for you, immediately attach a tracking bracelet.

[Baxter Slade]

Hugo, seeing as you are now as one with "the technique", are we going to see a book anytime soon?

Or are you constrained by the "rules of the technique"?The only book I could write is the story of an idiot who went to Tijuana and feel in love with a hooker. But as far as a monger who has traveled the world and has had many experiences I'am sure that would be great reading. And if there were a chapter on "The Technique". I am sure it would end up on the NY times best seller list.

[Dornyone]

The only book I could write is the story of an idiot who went to Tijuana and feel in love with a hooker. But as far as a monger who has traveled the world and has had many experiences I'am sure that would be great reading. And if there were a chapter on "The Technique". I am sure it would end up on the NY times best seller list.Hugo, you are truly "the man".

[2nd Chance]

Hello, all.

Some of us forum members have been collaborating on an interactive map. I've just added a Tijuana section (at the bottom of the listing). I obtained the info from a map that was made by another forum member.

Please take a look at it and see if there are any information that is incorrect. Also, if I should add some locations. I look forward to your feedback. Please PM me with your feedbacks.

Thanks!

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=211523476153759747574.000494bd356601aa1ffbb

[Super Gato]

Hello, all.

Some of us forum members have been collaborating on an interactive map. I've just added a Tijuana section (at the bottom of the listing). I obtained the info from a map that was made by another forum member.

Please take a look at it and see if there are any information that is incorrect. Also, if I should add some locations. I look forward to your feedback. Please PM me with your feedbacks.

Thanks!

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=211523476153759747574.000494bd356601aa1ffbbHong Kong has had its main entrance on Av Coahuila for a few years now. There is still that alley entrance from your map, but the main entrance is probably better for visitors that would need this map. Hong Kong has a website http://www.hktijuana.com/ That would be useful to add to the description.

Adelita Bar has a website http://www.adelita.com.mx/

Bar Tropical has a website at http://tropicaltijuana.com/ And you could add that to the description.

The bridge you're pointing to as Walking Entrance Bridge #1 and #2 closed last month permanently. The new bridge isn't on that old sat image, but it starts at the corner San Ysdiro Blvd and the 5/805 onramp diagonally across from the Jack in the Box, straight across from the north end of the Trolley station.

[Keg]

The bridge you're pointing to as Walking Entrance Bridge #1 and #2 closed last month permanently. The new bridge isn't on that old sat image, but it starts at the corner San Ysdiro Blvd and the 5/805 onramp diagonally across from the Jack in the Box, straight across from the north end of the Trolley station.Confirming this change, the new bridge is open and the old bridge is gated closed. The end of an era.

[2nd Chance]

Thanks for the updated info. I "think" I marked the new place correctly.

[Super Gato]

Thanks for the updated info. I "think" I marked the new place correctly.Close enough. I wouldn't call it a "port of entry" but "pedestrian bridge" but it isn't my map. The bridge crosses the 5/805 and ends right across the street from the Duty Free shop west of the freeway.

[Phordphan]

Confirming this change, the new bridge is open and the old bridge is gated closed. The end of an era.Typical gov't clusterf*ck. Fix a problem and make it worse.

The old bridge was a PITA with the endless zig-zags. All it really needed was stairs at either end. But noooo.

Now we have a bridge that only has stairs at one end, is twice as long as the old one, and dumps you clear on the other side of the street from the UETA lot. What a joke.

I think some money changed hands between the designer and the Parking Lot companies on the east side of the freeway. My guess is that UETA's business is going to drop, as it's less convenient now.

[Super Gato]

Typical gov't clusterf*ck. Fix a problem and make it worse.

The old bridge was a PITA with the endless zig-zags. All it really needed was stairs at either end. But noooo.

Now we have a bridge that only has stairs at one end, is twice as long as the old one, and dumps you clear on the other side of the street from the UETA lot. What a joke.

I think some money changed hands between the designer and the Parking Lot companies on the east side of the freeway. My guess is that UETA's business is going to drop, as it's less convenient now. They're getting rid of the old building (and its attached bridge) to accommodate more 2x the cars and pedestrian traffic. If you look at the design of the new facility, the bridge is just at the end of the car inspection area. (

http://www.gsa.gov/portal/category/21521

). If you walk over the new bridge now you can see construction workers have torn several lanes and booths of the vehicle inspection area. When the project is complete they'll be expanding the lanes in both direction of the freeway so the bridge is in the most practical place. They grew out of the old building's capacity in the 1970s. Things were made worse with the whole "war on terror." We're overdue for a new border crossing station and don't mind having to walk farther if it means I'm not standing in line as long to get back into the US.

The other "benefit" for CBP for putting the bridge farther from the car inspection is they never liked people being able to look down on the cars being inspected. If you've every crossed when the old bridge was closed (in the middle of the night during the week) and had to walk all the way to Camino de la Plaza to cross, we should be so lucky there was a new bridge because the pedestrians crossing doesn't fight terrorism.

UETA's business has been on the decline before the new bridge. I used to love parking there so that I could be from my car to the bars in 8 minutes if I got Mario Andretti as my taxista. The walk back to the car and the old bridge sucked, but late on Tues or Wed nights, I'd have to walk to Camino de la Plaza a drag. What moved me over to the $5 JITB lot was UETA would want $9 (rather than the usual $8) sometimes and when I'm going to be in Tijuana <8 hours, I got tired of spending the extra money.

[Baxter Slade]

Just trying to gather some intel before my next trip. I was reading about a place mentioned in the SW section called Amnesia. Also I heard Mexico Linda mentioned in the escort section. I remember going to a bar called Mexico Linda many years ago off Rev kind of by where the AM PM is now. Is there any thing to be found in there. Any info is appreciated.

[Phordphan]

They're getting rid of the old building (and its attached bridge) to accommodate more 2x the cars and pedestrian traffic. If you look at the design of the new facility, the bridge is just at the end of the car inspection area. (

http://www.gsa.gov/portal/category/21521

). If you walk over the new bridge now you can see construction workers have torn several lanes and booths of the vehicle inspection area. When the project is complete they'll be expanding the lanes in both direction of the freeway so the bridge is in the most practical place. They grew out of the old building's capacity in the 1970s. Things were made worse with the whole "war on terror." We're overdue for a new border crossing station and don't mind having to walk farther if it means I'm not standing in line as long to get back into the US.

The other "benefit" for CBP for putting the bridge farther from the car inspection is they never liked people being able to look down on the cars being inspected. If you've every crossed when the old bridge was closed (in the middle of the night during the week) and had to walk all the way to Camino de la Plaza to cross, we should be so lucky there was a new bridge because the pedestrians crossing doesn't fight terrorism.

UETA's business has been on the decline before the new bridge. I used to love parking there so that I could be from my car to the bars in 8 minutes if I got Mario Andretti as my taxista. The walk back to the car and the old bridge sucked, but late on Tues or Wed nights, I'd have to walk to Camino de la Plaza a drag. What moved me over to the $5 JITB lot was UETA would want $9 (rather than the usual $8) sometimes and when I'm going to be in Tijuana <8 hours, I got tired of spending the extra money. Ah, thanks for the update.

Although, call me cynical, but I wonder how fast the lines will be after completion. Which will probably be 2 or 3 years late and a few billion over budget. After all, the Homeland Security union drones are only going to move so fast. And they'll have to quadruple their staff, as they need 2 or 3 guys to stand around playing grab-ass for every worker manning a booth. I'll have my SENTRI waaaaaay before they finish, so I guess it won't matter if the lines are shorter or longer. But I agree, the space has been obsolete for a long time.

I've been lucky and never had the old bridge closed during a return trip. Just worked out that way, it wasn't planned.

I could never figure out UETA's pricing, either. Last visit about half the lot was blocked off. SOme sort of remodeling?

They really need to come up with a way to enter / exit Mexico on BOTH sides of the freeway. Now, that would be an idea I could support. Probably makes too much sense.

[2nd Chance]

Super. I corrected the info based on your suggestion. Man, I really need to take a trip down there an see it for myself.


Close enough. I wouldn't call it a "port of entry" but "pedestrian bridge" but it isn't my map. The bridge crosses the 5/805 and ends right across the street from the Duty Free shop west of the freeway.

[Guitarrefreak]

Just trying to gather some intel before my next trip. I was reading about a place mentioned in the SW section called Amnesia. Also I heard Mexico Linda mentioned in the escort section. I remember going to a bar called Mexico Linda many years ago off Rev kind of by where the AM PM is now. Is there any thing to be found in there. Any info is appreciated.A strip club. The quality of the dances you get depends on which chica you get but they do have some really passionate ladies. There are some specials to be had if you know how to negotiate, but generally pricier than zona norte.

[Super Gato]

Super. I corrected the info based on your suggestion. Man, I really need to take a trip down there an see it for myself.I look forward to referring to your map on my next trip to Mexicali.

[TomJackin]

I look forward to referring to your map on my next trip to Mexicali.I can vouch for 2nd Chance's Mexicali map. I use to a couple months ago and it was right on the mark. 2nd Chance, come to Tijuana so you can explore your map even more.

[Irony Monger]

Anybody stay at Hotel Ticuan (http://hotelticuan.com/)? I'm thinking of booking there over Memorial Day weekend. I know I won't be able to convince Zona Norte girls to go there, but I am looking for something that is walking distance to the Zona and Revolution Ave.

Only downside I can see is that a) I can't book through hotels.com or expedia and b) their website sucks (reservations only seems to work with internet exploiter, SSL certs are bad, etc.). Has anyone successfully booked with their website? How about calling them for a reservation (my Spanish is not very good)?

[TomJackin]

got into the parking lot around 3 in the afternoon and crossed over the new pedestrian bridge for the second time. and i had the same question in mind the last time i crossed; why in the sam hill did they only put stairs at one end of the bridge? it is a bit of a longer walk, but seeing how it's about the only exercise i get nowadays, i guess i can't complain.

walked into hk and saw elizabeth dancing on the "big pole of asses" and out came my first dollar. today i'm thinking i should have latched on to her right from the get go; lesson learned. so off i went shopping, walking from one end of the club to the other. wasn't sure if i wanted someone new or if i would just be lazy and go with someone that i've been with before. that's when i spotted little liz bending over to talk to some guy. i walked by her and tapped her on the ass and keep walking; she quickly responded.

she did this little run and a half-ass lambeau leap, which almost took both of us down. i looked into her eyes, little liz was already three sheets to the wind, and it was only 3:30. i told her to meet me at the table in the loft, one of the tables that are over the hot tub or sometimes covered hot tub with booths & tables (wish hk would make up their mind about that area). i flagged down d-rey for drinks and went up the steps and around. this is when i found out just how much little liz was tanked. she decided to take a short cut, took the steps up the covered hot tub and attempted to come through the handrail. i took her forever and a day to negotiate that handrail. i was already at the table when she was halfway through and she looked up at me and gave me the "a little help" look. i yanked her through the rest of the way.

call it poor judgment on my part, but i got her a beer anyway. when little liz is sober, we can communicate a little; not at all when she's drinking. so basically i'm in the "let's see what happens" mode. she announced "baño" and scampered off at least four times; one time she returned without her panties and i asked her,"what the hell liz?" she just smiled and shrugged her shoulders. and one time she didn't return at all. i sent d-rey out to see if she had passed out somewhere and he brought her back about 5 minutes later. i asked him where she was, and he told me she was sitting is some guy's lap on the other side if the club.

and i confess that i was of no help, especially when i invited speedy over and did some shots off her tits. then the cameras were out, then some more shots; how i love this club! i did blocked out her face in the picture for two reasons: one because i wanted her consent, but damn if we understood anything either one of was saying. two, she was tanked and the picture did not justify her cute face; looked pretty rough actually. it wasn't before long, she announced "baño" and stumbled off and i just knew she was gone for good; as least i thought. it wasn't long until i saw marlen walk by, so i had d-rey fetch her and bring her over.

marlen has been on my hk bucket list for a while. but i saw a report on her back in february that was not appealing. she is a tall dark chica that usually walks around topless in order to show off her eraser nipples. she has been bugging me to go arriba for quite a while. and if you but her a brink, she gives a great cock massage. marlen sat down for a drink and started the cock massage. about 5 minutes later little liz stumbled over and sat across from us with a severe confused look on her face. marlen asked,"should i worry?" i answered,"nah, your bigger, you can take her if necessary." marlen refused to see the humor. after a few minutes, little liz got up and left.

i should have reread that report on marlen before i took her upstairs. first off, she is a clock watcher. even though i had an extra 15 minutes from the vip card, she let me know when the 30 minutes would be up. she did this weird thing of rubbing her breast on my chest, i guess it was a nipple massage of some sort; didn't do a damn thing for me. and had been reported before, her blowjob was just plain silly. she used about a roll of toilet paper wiping this and that; at one point i was not sure what in the hell was going on. we ended up in the 69 position and with that big dark ass bouncing off my face; that's all i needed. check that one off the bucket list.

i was about to head home after having the best hotdog in the world, when i was latched onto from a extra chunky street girl that i never noticed; go figure. her english was ok, my spanish still sucks ass, but i'm working on it. she told me that she was out on the street most of the day and then mentioned she was hungry. great smile, great attitude, so i had a "what the fuck" moment. she wanted to go to the new taco place on the corner. we eat a bit, and then i noticed that chunky only ate a bit more than half of her food. i said, wth?" she said,"i need to watch my waistline." thank goodness i wasn't chewing any food or i would have choked for sure.

chunky said she wanted to get off the street for a bit and also have a drink. she suggested the hotel next to cc where an hour was 1000p. i told her i was old and only good for one shot per night, but she said no problem, all she wanted to do was practice her english and have a couple of drinks for only the cost of the room. so i had another "what the fuck" moment. we went to a small store, got some vodka and orange juice, and the sales clerk even threw in a couple of cups.

for the first half-hour, we sat on the bed and butchered each other's language. then she got this urge and went after my crotch like a mad dog over raw meat. she brought junior to life and clothes were flying (with the lights out). she truly had more flesh than i was used to in the zona. i decided to do the " technique", which i've been practicing at home alone. omg, the girl had 34. 5 orgasms. to be honest, i'm not really sure what exactly happened that last 30 minutes, but we both seemed happy and i gave her 300p and sent chunky on her way.

after a brief stop in tropical (2 for 1 stop) and making a run through adelita and las chavelas, i stopped back in hk to get my taxi money. this time the front door dude gave the money directly to the cabbie. i also used the atm in hk and pulled 1000p and looked at the receipt this morning. there was a 60p atm fee and a 9. 60p tax surcharge to boot. back in the parking lot, i thought i was under 8 hours, didn't work out; paid another 5 bucks.

[Spartan94]

Anybody stay at Hotel Ticuan (

http://hotelticuan.com/

)? I'm thinking of booking there over Memorial Day weekend. I know I won't be able to convince Zona Norte girls to go there, but I am looking for something that is walking distance to the Zona and Revolution Ave.

Only downside I can see is that a) I can't book through hotels. Com or expedia and be) their website sucks (reservations only seems to work with internet exploiter, SSL certs are bad, etc.). Has anyone successfully booked with their website? How about calling them for a reservation (my Spanish is not very good)? I was able to book my room thru Ticuan's website without a problem. Place is not that far from Zona that I walk there I was looking all around while walking. I got their jacuzzi room it was clean and safe. Don't know if a street girl will go that far but you can arrange chics from agencies to meet you at hotel. I will be staying at Ticuan everytime I stay overnight in Tijuana.

Spartan.

Be safe and play safe

[Dornyone]

I decided to do the " technique", which I've been practicing at home alone. OMG, the girl had 34. 5 orgasms. To be honest, I'm not really sure what exactly happened that last 30 minutes, but we both seemed happy and I gave her 300p and sent Chunky on her way.

You did "the technique" and then you paid her?

Did you arrange to meet her chunky family? :)

[Misteroc]

...I decided to do the " technique", which I've been practicing at home alone. OMG, the girl had 34. 5 orgasms. To be honest, I'm not really sure what exactly happened that last 30 minutes, but we both seemed happy and I gave her 300p and sent Chunky on her way.I had to read this twice to figure out you were probably being sarcastic.

[Irony Monger]

I was able to book my room thru Ticuan's website without a problem. Place is not that far from Zona that I walk there I was looking all around while walking. I got their jacuzzi room it was clean and safe. Don't know if a street girl will go that far but you can arrange chics from agencies to meet you at hotel. I will be staying at Ticuan everytime I stay overnight in Tijuana.

Spartan.

Be safe and play safeThanks for the response Spartan. I am thinking agency girl and Jacuzzi room myself, so sounds like a good match for me. One more quick question, does the staff speak passable English? As I mentioned previously, I've forgotten almost all the Spanish I learned in high school.

[Sound7]

Short Term:

Behind the Jack in the box parking lot up the hill entrance/$5 for less than 8 hrs.

Is this still good?

Long Term:

UETA. $8 to $9/24 hours.

I see few posted response already.

Parking lot across the street from UETA is on a day system and not 24 hours. One dollar lower than UETA lot.

Any other helpful parking suggestions?

[TomJackin]

Thanks for the response Spartan. I am thinking agency girl and Jacuzzi room myself, so sounds like a good match for me. One more quick question, does the staff speak passable English? As I mentioned previously, I've forgotten almost all the Spanish I learned in high school.The staff does speak passable English. Last time I was there I looked at one of the Jacuzzi rooms, this one was facing Revolution, which is near Las Pulgas nightclub, and can be quite noisy.

If you book one of the Suite Empresarial rooms, they are in the center of the hotel, no windows to the outside, but really nice rooms for the money.

Also, if you reserve online, bring a copy of the transaction with you. Once they tried to charge me the regular price, instead of the online price.

The hotel is great!

[Baxter Slade]

Is there any kind of hassle or extra charge to bring a guest back to your room at the Ticuan?

[MadisonGuy]

Tomjackin that was a great report. I suggest dating a hispanic girl here in the US to help you with your Spanish, you will get to learn what you need quickly. If you figure all of the words ending with.tion are the same in english as in spanish focus on those to begin with and throw in the stuff you know around it. That's what I did at first. I know sin is without but I still put no infront of anything. So no ropas is without clothes. I don't know how big your latin community is where you live, but there's probably a latin store somewhere which is a start for meeting girls. You could post something in the latin store to get a girl to teach you spanish. Great way to meet women. I have used that and maid service search as a great way to meet latin women. I still think my spanish is horrible but I can almost have a conversation. In my opinion those translators are horrible, I tried that at first and would type in what I want to say to girls and it just didn't seem like it worked well.

[CurryMonster]

Arrived noon with a Vitamin pill in me. Figured I'd do a couple of things before getting a room of my own, things that wouldn't likely be willing to come to my room. Didn't like the pickings in HK or Adelitas at that point, so eventually wandered up to Art 123 and found Alejandra, who I've seen a few times before (and referred to as "Leandra"). Her usual offer of 10 plus 5 for the room, all holes on the menu. Wouldn't do BBBJ as usual, but would catch. (and spit) Odd, I thought, but hey, she gives reliable service. Says she's Columbian, and claimed 38 today, she's previously (less than 5 years ago) claimed 33, so I assume she's well over 40. Not bad looking for the older ones. $15 + 5 for the room.

Number one goal this time was to snag Elizabeth at HK. Checked the main stage dance list and it looked like she was due in 5-6 dancers, so went for a wander, to get a room and see what was about. Opted to stick with my usual Hotel, Santa Cecilia by the Arch. 230pesos, ensuite, no TV. Hot water was very poor pressure in the shower this time, neglected to report it owing to a lack of common language with the staff there. Bit noisier than usual too, I thought, could just be that the Zona is getting livelier, more clubs opening it seems. OK once it got past 1am.

Next I was persuaded by Lucia (Lucy) , one of the giggly, grabby schoolgirl clad ones down the bottom of Constitucion. Had always assumed service wouldn't be up to much with them, but she was fine, just limited menu. Pretty and very bubbly, I think I'd recommend for those that go for the young pretty girls. Also, failed to take the hint of bright red streaks in the hair indicating red flags elsewhere. Still, I guess I don't care if she's going to leave blood all over the condom. I remarked it was a good day for her to be wearing red underwear (as she was, unlined) , which she found amusing. I didn't actually get there, as I rarely do without special treatment, but didn't mind, better to cut and run and save up for a more deserving cause. $20+ 5 for room.

After a bit of a hunt for food, returned to HK to see someone somewhat resembling Elizabeth dismounting the main stage. Very disappointed to miss that, and worse, she went straight to sit with some other guy. Confirmed it was her (3rd hair colour I've seen her with) with a server, then figured I'd best try something else in the meanwhile. I was trying not to drink too much before though.

Diana was standing outside the hotel on the alley the far side of HK. She grabbed me as I wandered by, and I realised eventually that I had seen her before (twice actually) , and that she does look after you pretty well. She was promising BBBJ, so told her I'd just check something and come back in 5 mins. Popped into HK, primary target still engaged, so went back. Diana wipes with some antibacterial gel that stings a little on sensitinve places, but I suppose makes sense. She was OK with some BLS, so figured with her gel on hand I could probably have her rim me. I better give her a tip, she said. Exploded pretty satisfyingly, and she caught it all (spit). Cost me 30+3 for room.

Returned to HK, and sat down to watch the stage show, when I noticed someone statuesque and active climbing on the pedestal between the main stage and the front door. Elizabeth back at last. Went and tipped her a dollar immediately, and got the trademark thrust her boobs in my face and grab my hand to play with her. Sat back down, then figured I'd better go offer to buy her a drink. Sat in a booth, we did the snuggling thing they do, figured out we shared a vocabulary of maybe 20 words. Oh well. 'You like to go the room? ' was on her comprehend list. While we were in the booth, no fewer than 5 guys came by with crappy little digital cameras offering to photograph us. What do they do? Get an email address off you and promise to send it? Or just have someone print it out the back? Can't believe they genuinely make any money on this, and it really increases the nuisance level. Suggest we all leave them feedback through their website saying so.

Got to the room, and it was all I expected and hoped for, I didn't give a disappointing performance either, pretty sure she didn't get there, but she has so much energy as a previous poster commented (January or so) CBJ with voluntary BLS. 69, her on top, doggy, finished missionary. She jumped in the shower afterwards, I 'm sure I could have soaped her up, but I was a bit slow offering. We chatted a little, I got that she has 2 kids. 10 and 12 years, was married for a few, but he beat her so she upped and left, and was doing this to support them. I suggested she wasn't the only dancer in the place in that boat and she reeled off a list. Someone needs to bring her this T-shirt:

http://www.amazon.com/Support-Single-Moms-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B000VTDJV2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305570690&sr=8-1

I might be able to get there later in the year so I'll try to remember if no-one else does. Cost me $16 for the room, $7 for a drink, $60 + 5 tip, $1 for the robe, perfectly happy with the outcome, just not the level of room charge.

Went and tried to snooze a little as I'd started very early from a friend's in Riverside county. Then started canvassing the street girls for one with a reasonable backdoor pass. I'd just passed by the new.ish club on the corner of the alley opposite the police stn, going up the hill, and been assured by the (probably owner) that he'd find me a nice girl, a skinny girl. Said I didn't want a skinny girl. Oh, you like the big boobs and the big ass, he says. You bet, but I looked round your place and didn't see anything appealing. Just after this, Joanna (guess it's a real name since she has it tattooed on her arm) was just walking up the hill there and asked if I was OK. She looked the ticket, huge boobs and looked juicy, and agreed immediately to come to my hotel. 40 for her butt, she said. $30? OK $35. She was really good, had her RCA and then doggy to finish, so tipped her 50pesos on top. Wasn't really sure where to find her, even though she suggested I come find her later that evening. Her English was better than my Spanish, but that's just not saying much. Might be in front of Hotel Coahuilla? Not where I found her for sure, she might also have said she was walking.

Sat in Adelitas bar for a while mostly just kinda recharging, bought a drink for one girl who was enthusiastically groping me under the covers, so to speak. Just didn't feel it for her, and Angela was around who's pretty good, I'd have gone if I could get her for $60 inc BBBJ. Then I tried Chicago Club, which actually had things going on for the first time in my memory. Mariella came to sit with me, I bought her a drink and about agreed to go to the room, then thought better of it in light of better chances of getting there in Adelitas or Anna who I'd seen in the alley a while ago.

Anna is a skinny girl, towards police stn end of the Alley, but I did her last time and I know she gives up her backdoor. Since she recognised me, she was willing to come to my hotel this time. Should have better discussed services, so ended up overpaying for the CBJ, cowgirl and then doggy anal. She must be quite well used, she slid me in no trouble at all. This late in the day I still wasn't getting there, and after a modest attempt at HJ finished I threw in the towel, paid her $30 plus 200pesos (sure pre-negotiating would have saved me at least 100pesos). She's a decent bet though, slim and pretty, stands on the alley, Constitucion end (where one side is old and nasty and the other young and thin).

Next morning I was up pretty early, I've neglected to mention there aren't any curtains at Santa Cecilia (small windows, high up only). The morning shift around the block just isn't the A-list, although there were some of the cute giggly schoolgirls out and some reasonable lookers in the alley, nothing too promising of getting me there though. Lupita was an older one who started by offering me 10 for basically everything, inc BBBJ, standing at Art 123 and Constitucion. She said pay me afterwards, I give good service. I only had $20s, so figured I'd make her work for it, got some great BLS and kinda rimming, then she offered up her ass bareback. Not sure I should have, but there we go, got me there. I got digits if anyone wants them, said she'd like some American friends. Linea, Friday at 10:30 was pretty rapid, car was still there in the lot of the motel on San Ysidro blvd, just beyond the road bridge across I5. Very convenient for the new footbridge, it offers up to 24 hours for $6, Jack in the Box only goes up to 8 hours for $5, I used up something like 23h20. Lot seems to have quite a number of vehicles that have been there for a rather protracted period, with chains on the wheels that presumably substitute for clamps, so I guess it doesn't seem that any leave 'accidentally'.

[Artisttyp]

I usually get bored by step by step trip reports. However both tom jackin and curry monster's reports provide an entertaining read as to what mongering is like in the zona. I know tom jackin is a regular and gets all the perks that go with it but curry monster proves that even a " tourist" can do it right.

I wouldn't stay anywhere near the zona for several reasons but after reading what curry monster did I am kicking myself for not being able to sleep in noisy places.

Will be there soon.

[TomJackin]

Is there any kind of hassle or extra charge to bring a guest back to your room at the Ticuan?I've stayed there three times, and two of the three I brought a girl in without any hassle or extra charge. One girl I took out of the massage place across the street and a bit to the left from the hotel. She sucked in a bad way.

[TomJackin]

Short Term:

Behind the Jack in the box parking lot up the hill entrance/$5 for less than 8 hrs.

Is this still good?

Long Term:

UETA. $8 to $9/24 hours. The one behind Jack in the Box is the same price. But if you are one minute over 8 hours, they show no mercy, happen to me on more than a couple of occasions.

When I stayed overnight NYE, UETA was $8.

[Husker Dude]

The photos in HK are $5 US and they print them out in the back (4x6) and put it in a little HK folder for you.

[Irony Monger]

I've stayed there three times, and two of the three I brought a girl in without any hassle or extra charge. One girl I took out of the massage place across the street and a bit to the left from the hotel. She sucked in a bad way.Thanks Tom and others. I was finally able to make a reservation via their website. By default, it only seems to work with Internet Explorer due to some buggy JavaScript, and then only if you accept their bad SSL certificate. I did, however, find out eventually that all that hassle just forwards you to the following VeriSign secured URL to make the actual reservation. I am posting it here so that others won't have to go through the same trouble if they use other browsers:

https://www.hotelrsv.com/js/rsv_ajax.html?id_hotel=45#

[HorseTrader]

After quite a few day trips to Tijuana, last week I had the opportunity to spend four consecutive days in the zone. This is a report of my impressions and thoughts a week after that trip. Some of my comments are consistent with traditional views, sometimes they are different. This is all IMHO. Please excuse me for using non-sexguide labels for the prices quoted below.

Hotels – I had planned on spending 5 nights in the zone. After 3 nights in 3 different Tijuana hotels, I spent my last 2 nights in San Ysidro. The Tijuana hotels were either too hot or too noisy for me. Next trip I'll sleep in San Ysidro.

Girls in My Hotel – There were problems getting girls to come to my room, they wanted their personal hotels. The only time I actually had a girl in my room was when I was staying in Cascadas and the girl was right in front of the door. Other times I just paid the $5 to $15 charge for her room and then came back to mine and took a shower.

Trojans in the Trunk – Those good American condoms do absolutely no good if you leave them behind the Jack in the Box. I learned that the hard way.

Pesos and Dollars – Many have suggested converting dollars to pesos because the girls think of 10 pesos as being equal to 1 dollar. The problem is that the other businesses give a better break on dollars. That 1 dollar taco costs 12 pesos. The 5 dollar taxi ride is usually 60 pesos. That 5 dollar room is 60 pesos. I only had one SG who recognized the difference, she said yes to sin ropa for 20 dollars but no to 200 pesos. Other girls seemed to use the 10 to 1 ratio.

Large HK Mesero Tips – A short time ago a monger wrote about giving one mesero a large tip to keep the others away. By accident I gave a mesero a 100 peso tip, thinking at the time it was equivalent to $1, but of course it really is closer to $9. After I realized what I did, I told him that the tip was to keep other meseros away and that he should be the only one to help me. It didn't work. It drew more meseros than I ever had. In the future a big mesero tip from me will be 10 pesos.

Return Taxi – This was a new problem for me. I hired a taxi to take me from the zone to the boarder for the normal $5. He took me to the west side, not the east. I told him I need the other side and he said he wanted another $3 for that. I didn't want trouble so I just gave him the $5 (no tip) and walked across.

Violence – My first encounter with Tijuana street violence was about 11pm on a Saturday. On Constitution near the top of the hill a man pushed a SG to the ground and kept pushing her down, I don't know what else happened. Just as I got there a lone policeman was running up the hill to stop the encounter but the man ran away and the policeman stopped when he got to the girl. I kept walking. There were many police at the bottom of the hill but none at the top.

AB and HK on Saturday Night – Too many men there. I won't be going to those places during a sausagefest.

[HorseTrader]

Hopefully part 1 will appear below, assuming it gets posted.

Street Girls at Night and Day – I was probably out at all hours except about 4:00 am until 10:00 am, at least a few SG were available every time I went out. One SG told me her shift ended at 6:00 am. There are more SG available at night but the average quality is no better. Prices are the same day or night. I enjoy the day better.

SG Price Range – Standard was $20 for BJ and FS but you need to negotiate the BJ while still on the street. Some will include sin ropa, others want more money. Highest asking price was a base of $25 plus $10 for sin ropa plus $5 for the room. Lowest asking price was from a very fat (maybe pregnant) woman who wanted $5 for everything: fuck, suck, kiss everywhere, in the ass for 40 minutes. Not my style. I kept walking.

BG Price Range – Highest asking price was $100 (she was young, pretty, sexy, at HK and settled for 800 pesos). Best performer was a shaving cream girl the day after her show, she asked and received $80; performance was so good I gave her a $20 tip for the 60 minutes session. Lowest asking price was $50 (older at CC and settled for 400 pesos). Others asked $60 and accepted 500 pesos. Prices for comparable girls seem a little lower in an empty afternoon bar than a packed evening bar.

Massage – Got a massage across from HK. Base price was 2 girls for 1 hour for $35. I opted for one girl alone. The full upgrade was negotiated down from $100 to 800 pesos. It was expensive but performance was excellent.

AB, HK, CC – Average CC women were definitely older and lower quality than AB or HK. Everywhere else was worse (IMHO). HK probably averages a little younger and hotter than AB.

Slow Finishing – Twice I couldn't finish with a SG. Each time the SG worked very hard until the knock at the door. No quit from either of them.

Quality of Service and Price of Service – For SG, these two factors seem to be unrelated. Two of my best performers were 200 pesos sin ropa.

Worker Wages – I talked to a guy who worked at one of the taco stands in the zone. He said he got paid 200 pesos for a 12 hour shift and might make $5 in tips. Pretty sad, so I tend to tip for everything I buy.

Street Hawks – I don't know what to call these men. I mean the ones who follow you around and make unsolicited recommendations. Just as I was walking into the massage place, one of these men was telling me to go there. An hour later I came out and he was pushing me for a tip. I had no intentions of giving him anything as his presence was unrelated to me going to that business. He followed me around the whole zone for the next hour, even waited outside of bars when I went inside. I could only shake him by walking all the way through HK and then he would later find and follow me. The next day he found me and asked why I was mad at him. I told him my going to the massage was unrelated to his comments. He still followed and pestered me a bit more. I don't know how to handle these people.

Disappearing Street Girls – One early afternoon there were plenty of options. I went into AB for an hour and when I returned half the girls had disappeared, including all of the school girls. Two hours later everybody seemed to return. Don't know what happened, perhaps a check of health cards.

Health Cards – I had been under the impression that most girls in the bars and the streets had health cards. A cab driver told me that all bar girls have cards and almost none of the street girls have them. I thought I had seen reports of street and bar girls having their cards checked from time to time. Maybe this is related to the disappearing street girls. Can anybody add anything to that?

[Dornyone]

The one behind Jack in the Box is the same price. But if you are one minute over 8 hours, they show no mercy, happen to me on more than a couple of occasions.

When I stayed overnight NYE, UETA was $8. TJackin, seeing as you mentioned it and we've been so curious,

I thought I'd post a way to find "the technique". Explained rather graphically by a cute gal!

Now we can all get hookers for free. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A&sns=em

If the link gets deleted (understandable). Search on U tube for "the shocker song"

[Phordphan]

TJackin, seeing as you mentioned it and we've been so curious,

I thought I'd post a way to find "the technique". Explained rather graphically by a cute gal!

Now we can all get hookers for free. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A&sns=em

If the link gets deleted (understandable). Search on U tube for "the shocker song"That's hilarious!

[TomJackin]

TJackin, seeing as you mentioned it and we've been so curious,

I thought I'd post a way to find "the technique". Explained rather graphically by a cute gal!

Now we can all get hookers for free. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A&sns=em

If the link gets deleted (understandable). Search on U tube for "the shocker song"Dammit, I did the wrong technique!

I fisted Chunky and put my tongue up her ass at the same time. Hell, it seemed to work. I sure could use a lesson or two.

BTW, the video was great.

[MadisonGuy]

Hopefully part 1 will appear below, assuming it gets posted.

Street Girls at Night and Day – I was probably out at all hours except about 4:00 am until 10:00 am, at least a few SG were available every time I went out. One SG told me her shift ended at 6:00 am. There are more SG available at night but the average quality is no better. Prices are the same day or night. I enjoy the day better.

SG Price Range – Standard was $20 for BJ and FS but you need to negotiate the BJ while still on the street. Some will include sin ropa, others want more money. Highest asking price was a base of $25 plus $10 for sin ropa plus $5 for the room. Lowest asking price was from a very fat (maybe pregnant) woman who wanted $5 for everything: fuck, suck, kiss everywhere, in the ass for 40 minutes. Not my style. I kept walking.

BG Price Range – Highest asking price was $100 (she was young, pretty, sexy, at HK and settled for 800 pesos). Best performer was a shaving cream girl the day after her show, she asked and received $80; performance was so good I gave her a $20 tip for the 60 minutes session. Lowest asking price was $50 (older at CC and settled for 400 pesos). Others asked $60 and accepted 500 pesos. Prices for comparable girls seem a little lower in an empty afternoon bar than a packed evening bar.

Massage – Got a massage across from HK. Base price was 2 girls for 1 hour for $35. I opted for one girl alone. The full upgrade was negotiated down from $100 to 800 pesos. It was expensive but performance was excellent.

AB, HK, CC – Average CC women were definitely older and lower quality than AB or HK. Everywhere else was worse (IMHO). HK probably averages a little younger and hotter than AB.

Slow Finishing – Twice I couldn't finish with a SG. Each time the SG worked very hard until the knock at the door. No quit from either of them.

Quality of Service and Price of Service – For SG, these two factors seem to be unrelated. Two of my best performers were 200 pesos sin ropa.

Worker Wages – I talked to a guy who worked at one of the taco stands in the zone. He said he got paid 200 pesos for a 12 hour shift and might make $5 in tips. Pretty sad, so I tend to tip for everything I buy.

Street Hawks – I don't know what to call these men. I mean the ones who follow you around and make unsolicited recommendations. Just as I was walking into the massage place, one of these men was telling me to go there. An hour later I came out and he was pushing me for a tip. I had no intentions of giving him anything as his presence was unrelated to me going to that business. He followed me around the whole zone for the next hour, even waited outside of bars when I went inside. I could only shake him by walking all the way through HK and then he would later find and follow me. The next day he found me and asked why I was mad at him. I told him my going to the massage was unrelated to his comments. He still followed and pestered me a bit more. I don't know how to handle these people.

Disappearing Street Girls – One early afternoon there were plenty of options. I went into AB for an hour and when I returned half the girls had disappeared, including all of the school girls. Two hours later everybody seemed to return. Don't know what happened, perhaps a check of health cards.

Health Cards – I had been under the impression that most girls in the bars and the streets had health cards. A cab driver told me that all bar girls have cards and almost none of the street girls have them. I thought I had seen reports of street and bar girls having their cards checked from time to time. Maybe this is related to the disappearing street girls. Can anybody add anything to that? I agree on the tipping but I only went to the taco "stand" that was actually on the corner in a building. The actual taco stands tried to charge me some gringo rate which was triple if not more than the place on the corner I can't remember if it was on Adelitas side or the back side. It has a bar area on one side of the wall you can eat at.

[MadisonGuy]

How the heck do you guys remember all these girls names for the reports? I'm starting to wonder if there's something wrong with my ability to memorize shit. Does anyone write down the names in their cell phone or anything like that? I loved that the waiter guys at HK have numbers because I can remember a number and that's normally how I keep track of the girls, I track them by numbers from start to end. Every once in awhile I will have an awesome experience and will remember the girls name. Maybe from spending too much time in strip clubs in the US where remembering if a girls name is Star or Madison or Brooklyn seems kind of pointless, I love when the strippers get pissy with me when I tell them my name is Jorge and I'm a garbage collector which obviously is not true but if they get to make shit up why not me too? Anyway I was impressed with the last 2 reports which remembered names very well. I've dated girls for months before and had a hard time remembering their name maybe because I use hun or babe in place of names so I never get caught calling one girl by anothers name. Please if there is a secret let me in on it.

[Baxter Slade]

Horsetrader,

Thanks for the great reports I would much rather see reports filled with information on here than read all the bickering. I to am curious about the health cards, I was under the impression that the SG's had to have cards. Anybody ever ask to see there card before going up?

[Keg]

TJackin, seeing as you mentioned it and we've been so curious,

I thought I'd post a way to find "the technique". Explained rather graphically by a cute gal!

Now we can all get hookers for free. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A&sns=em

If the link gets deleted (understandable). Search on U tube for "the shocker song"Funny little tune, the girl was cute too, but too bad her fat friend was sitting in the picture. The song will make a nice ring tone!

[Bill]

Maybe its just me, but is anyone else having a problem with the use of "sausage fest" frequently in this forum?

Conflicting visuals are contributing to loss of appetite when confronted by some of my favorite foods, I. E. Polish, breakfast, italian, venison, and other sausage.

Not trying to change the world, just a personal observation.

On the other hand, thanks for the continuous updates by regular contributors here as others and myself are gearing up for a return spring tour of Zona Norte.

Looking forward to following in Andrew Zimmern's footsteps as he visited the flea markets and pig skin strips on crispy tortillas restaurant.

[JPF]

Return Taxi – This was a new problem for me. I hired a taxi to take me from the zone to the boarder for the normal $5. He took me to the west side, not the east. I told him I need the other side and he said he wanted another $3 for that. I didn't want trouble so I just gave him the $5 (no tip) and walked across.If you tell the cab driver "la linea sentri" he will take you to the east side (near the Sentri Line lanes).

[Reinaldo]

Health Cards – I had been under the impression that most girls in the bars and the streets had health cards. A cab driver told me that all bar girls have cards and almost none of the street girls have them. I thought I had seen reports of street and bar girls having their cards checked from time to time. Maybe this is related to the disappearing street girls. Can anybody add anything to that?The cab driver had it backwards. In the past sg's were more likely to have health cards than bar girls. This was borne out by a raid a couple of years ago when about 100 bar girls were taken to jail for not having official health cards.

[Reinaldo]

Horsetrader,

Thanks for the great reports I would much rather see reports filled with information on here than read all the bickering. I to am curious about the health cards, I was under the impression that the SG's had to have cards. Anybody ever ask to see there card before going up? If the sg has a regular spot you can pretty much be assured she has a health card. Some are reluctant to show them because they don't want their real name revealed or other identifying info. The ones who don't have health cards are the walkers. That's why they have to stay on the move.

[Ninguno Especial]

How the heck do you guys remember all these girls names for the reports? I'm starting to wonder if there's something wrong with my ability to memorize shit.While taking a break I pull out a pen and paper and make a few notes then transfer them to a running log stored on the PC for easy reference.

[Ninguno Especial]

If the sg has a regular spot you can pretty much be assured she has a health card. Some are reluctant to show them because they don't want their real name revealed or other identifying info. The ones who don't have health cards are the walkers. That's why they have to stay on the move.There you have it. The term "street walker" refers to only a very small percentage of girls working in Tijuana's zona norte. 95% of the "Street Girls" are assigned to a specific hotel. Some of those will travel to other hotels but they are still SG's (Street Girls) and not SW's (Street Walkers).

Much safer in all respects to choose the SG's as opposed to SW's. Sure the "walkers" (including those skanks hanging out of the hotel just South of Chicago Club) are cheaper and don't seem to know what a condom or spitting is but it's not worth it for most mongers. I would venture to say that none of the walkers have health cards and have not had STD checks in months if not years.

The hotel assigned Street Girls (SG's) are required to get monthly tests they pay $35 for. An added bonus is it is safer to go with them as they are less likely to set you up for or rob you themselves.

Taxi drivers think they know everything and class all chicas in the street as the same. I've found them to be wrong about a lot of things down there so don't take their word as the gospel of zona norte.

[Super Gato]

Health Cards – I had been under the impression that most girls in the bars and the streets had health cards. A cab driver told me that all bar girls have cards and almost none of the street girls have them. I thought I had seen reports of street and bar girls having their cards checked from time to time. Maybe this is related to the disappearing street girls. Can anybody add anything to that?All working girls need health cards to legally work. The clubs enforce it because that can. And have. Been shut down when the cops found girls w / o cards working. The street girls may not have cards and will get scarce if the inspectors are in the area. Some of the girls don't want to take the time and spend the money on getting the card even though it helps her keep from getting hassled as much by the cops and health inspectors.


Street Hawks – I don't know what to call these men. I mean the ones who follow you around and make unsolicited recommendations. Just as I was walking into the massage place, one of these men was telling me to go there. An hour later I came out and he was pushing me for a tip. I had no intentions of giving him anything as his presence was unrelated to me going to that business. He followed me around the whole zone for the next hour, even waited outside of bars when I went inside. I could only shake him by walking all the way through HK and then he would later find and follow me. The next day he found me and asked why I was mad at him. I told him my going to the massage was unrelated to his comments. He still followed and pestered me a bit more. I don't know how to handle these people.These "guides" can smell newbie blood it seems and will follow you relentless until either A) you pay them or B) they realize you're never going to pay them. I rarely get approached by them anymore. But when they speak to me in English I answer in Spanish that I don't need help and keep walking. Since I mostly play in the clubs and they're not allowed inside they'll go away. Sometimes if they don't get the hint, I'll tell the doorman at a club the guy is bothering me and they get rid of him for me. Back when I played in Nuevo Laredo if that didn't work, I'd give them a 5 or 10 peso coin and told them to away. If you pay them, you're supporting the behavior. But sometimes it is more expedient.


Return Taxi – This was a new problem for me. I hired a taxi to take me from the zone to the boarder for the normal $5. He took me to the west side, not the east. I told him I need the other side and he said he wanted another $3 for that. I didn't want trouble so I just gave him the $5 (no tip) and walked across.That is odd. I just ask to go to la linea and get dropped off at the Sentri line. Except once when the cars were backed up so much in the main lanes and Sentri line that it was impossible to drop me off at the preferred spot. Instead the guy dropped me off near the Pueblo Amigo hotel and I hoofed it. But I've never been hassled to pay more to get a ride to the east of the highway. I always pay $5 (sometimes guys will want a tip but I figure the $5 I pay includes the tip since if I were a local I'd pay about 35 pesos for the same distance).


Pesos and Dollars – Many have suggested converting dollars to pesos because the girls think of 10 pesos as being equal to 1 dollar. The problem is that the other businesses give a better break on dollars. That 1 dollar taco costs 12 pesos. The 5 dollar taxi ride is usually 60 pesos. That 5 dollar room is 60 pesos. I only had one SG who recognized the difference, she said yes to sin ropa for 20 dollars but no to 200 pesos. Other girls seemed to use the 10 to 1 ratio.The exchange rate has been well above 10:1 for a long time now and the clubs, taxis and club girls will adjust their rates accordingly. Street girls are more likely to accept the 10:1 but even many of them know the rate. As the current exchange rate is in the 11. X:1, you're not going to save a lot of money unless you're dropping hundreds a day. When I go down for a few hours, I'll not change money unless I hit an ATM that pays out pesos. Anything I save in pesos gets offset by me bringing home pockets full of peso coins as I'm in the habit of always paying in folding money and get change back in coins. If the pesos strengthens against the dollar to be at or close to 10:1 for a sustainable time, the "unofficial' exchange rate will go to 10:1 for a while and everywhere will accept 10:1.

[Phordphan]

Pesos and Dollars – Many have suggested converting dollars to pesos because the girls think of 10 pesos as being equal to 1 dollar. The problem is that the other businesses give a better break on dollars. That 1 dollar taco costs 12 pesos. The 5 dollar taxi ride is usually 60 pesos. That 5 dollar room is 60 pesos. I only had one SG who recognized the difference, she said yes to sin ropa for 20 dollars but no to 200 pesos. Other girls seemed to use the 10 to 1 ratio.

Return Taxi – This was a new problem for me. I hired a taxi to take me from the zone to the boarder for the normal $5. He took me to the west side, not the east. I told him I need the other side and he said he wanted another $3 for that. I didn't want trouble so I just gave him the $5 (no tip) and walked across. Pesos work better when the dollar is rising reasonably quickly. When falling (as it is now) you are sometimes at a disadvantage when using pesos. In both cases, often the businesses don't change their conversion rate quickly enough. However, pesos almost always work out better when purchasing things outside of the zona. The bars in the zona are seriously geared to gringos and the Yanqui dolar. I use pesos exclusively with the girls. The bars, well, it depends on how much of which currency I have on me.

Was the traffic really bad that night? I did have a taxi take me to the "other" side once, but traffic was horrible and he explaind that it would take a long time to get over there, and for him to get back. It's not too bad a walk over that goofy bridge, but still kind of a PITA.

[HorseTrader]

Was the traffic really bad that night? I did have a taxi take me to the "other" side once, but traffic was horrible and he explaind that it would take a long time to get over there, and for him to get back. It's not too bad a walk over that goofy bridge, but still kind of a PITA.That trip was actually in the early evening and the traffic was very light going to the west side. I don't know what was on the roads to the east side. The driver said nothing about traffic or any other problems. The walk across wasn't bad, but the whole situation pissed me off.

[MadisonGuy]

The exchange rate has been well above 10:1 for a long time now and the clubs, taxis and club girls will adjust their rates accordingly. Street girls are more likely to accept the 10:1 but even many of them know the rate. As the current exchange rate is in the 11. X:1, you're not going to save a lot of money unless you're dropping hundreds a day. When I go down for a few hours, I'll not change money unless I hit an ATM that pays out pesos. Anything I save in pesos gets offset by me bringing home pockets full of peso coins as I'm in the habit of always paying in folding money and get change back in coins. If the pesos strengthens against the dollar to be at or close to 10:1 for a sustainable time, the "unofficial' exchange rate will go to 10:1 for a while and everywhere will accept 10:1.Soon our dollar will be so weak it will be less expensive using backpage than going to Tijuana. I thought it was 12:1 rate when I was there about a month ago, that's the exchange I was getting. I would never do it again though because everything seem to cost way more in pesos than in dollars. Every time I spent money I would ask in pesos after they told me USD price and I was surprised it was always more in pesos. For instance at the taco stand instead of 1$ it would be 20 pesos, it didn't make much sense to me but I definetely got gringo charged a couple times while I was there. Especially in the bus ride back to US which I will never do again, it seems worth it to either leave early before 4AM or wait another day and leave at midnight. I don't do lines well normally and after a few tacos yikes lines to not make for a happy end to a monger trip.

[Sound7]

If the local AMP skip the entrance hh massage they would be even with HK, AB & CC for most part. HH massage is a test case for other activities.


Soon our dollar will be so weak it will be less expensive using backpage than going to Tijuana. ............. I don't do lines well normally and after a few tacos yikes lines to not make for a happy end to a monger trip.

[Sailor Jim]

Soon our dollar will be so weak it will be less expensive using backpage than going to Tijuana.That's right the Mexican guys will be coming to the US from Tijuana for gringa chocha because it will cost less. We just might already be in monger paradise without having to leave the country if the US keeps going this way.

[Sound7]

NAFTA the free border trade is working.


That's right the Mexican guys will be coming to the US from Tijuana for gringa chocha because it will cost less. We just might already be in monger paradise without having to leave the country if the US keeps going this way.

[Bill]

Sorry to bring this up again, but want to get updated info please.

I did rtff, btw.

So can I take the LAX Hertz shuttle for a free ride to Union Station to board an Amtrak to Broadway/Kettner in S.D.?

Or should I just pay the $7 Flyaway bus to union station?

Are there any cheaper or faster ways to get to the S.D. Trolley from LAX?

Tried to call Intercalifornias bus, but my espanol is poor and they put me on hold.

Greyhound?

Thanks!

[John Rain]

HorseTrader, Great set of reports and observations!


Girls in My Hotel – There were problems getting girls to come to my room, they wanted their personal hotels.Sure, several factors at play here. First, it takes a lot more time for the girl to walk to and from your hotel. Then there's no knock on the door to help enforce a short time limit. It's much quicker to service you at their own working hotel. Time is money for all of us. Second, the girl doesn't know you, so there's the safety issue. Third, some hotels more closely control their girls and don't allow them to do this.

Try taking a girl from Hotel Las Cascadas to another hotel, it can be done, but not easily. Usually you have to know the girl pretty well. With one long-time favorite, we would have to play the game of me walking away and waiting down the street in the doorway of my hotel while the Cascadas girl would pretend to take her dinner break. Still, she was paranoid that one of her co-workers would report her. Sometimes, I would want to take a girl working the front of La Valentina Bar right next door to a room a Hotel Mini, but I would have to ask permission from the Policeman sitting outside the bar.

In short, some girls can and will go to your hotel and others won't.


Large HK Mesero TipsI think everyone is annoyed by these guys. Not much you can do as they are each scrambling to make a living.


BG Price Range – Highest asking price was $100 (she was young, pretty, sexy, at HK and settled for 800 pesos). Best performer was a shaving cream girl the day after her show, she asked and received $80; performance was so good I gave her a $20 tip for the 60 minutes session. Lowest asking price was $50 (older at CC and settled for 400 pesos). Others asked $60 and accepted 500 pesos. Prices for comparable girls seem a little lower in an empty afternoon bar than a packed evening bar.I don't like the idea of agreeing to anything more than $60, just to keep inflation down. But I do have regulars that I pay more for if they have a long block of time available for me.


Slow Finishing – Twice I couldn't finish with a SG. Each time the SG worked very hard until the knock at the door. No quit from either of them.

Quality of Service and Price of Service – For SG, these two factors seem to be unrelated. Two of my best performers were 200 pesos sin ropa. I love the street girls! Many nice performers are available and as you mention, a higher price doesn't mean better performance.


Street Hawks – I don't know what to call these men. I mean the ones who follow you around and make unsolicited recommendations.Much more of a problem when I was a newbie. Now I totally ignore them. No communication, no response. Nada.

Again, thanks for all the observations!

[Party God]

Normally I wouldn't drive across, but my car has the Sentri sticker and I have to go down to visit friends in Rosarito Beach. I'd like to stop by AB and / or HK on the way back. Can someone recommend a "safe" (relative term) place to park? When going by Taxi, the back way, I've seen an attended parking lot sort of behind Tropical that says "Hong Kong Parking" or something like that. Thanks.

[Baxter Slade]

Normally I wouldn't drive across, but my car has the Sentri sticker and I have to go down to visit friends in Rosarito Beach. I'd like to stop by AB and / or HK on the way back. Can someone recommend a "safe" (relative term) place to park? When going by Taxi, the back way, I've seen an attended parking lot sort of behind Tropical that says "Hong Kong Parking" or something like that. Thanks.Last time I was there the girl I left with had a car and she used the lot I think you are talking about. It is off Ninos Heros right behind Tropical there was an attendant. She was there about 8 hours and I think she paid about 4 dollars. There is also another lot just past La Perla restraunt we used that one later it also had an attendant we were only there about an hour and the price was still about 4 dollars.

[Reinaldo]

Normally I wouldn't drive across, but my car has the Sentri sticker and I have to go down to visit friends in Rosarito Beach. I'd like to stop by AB and / or HK on the way back. Can someone recommend a "safe" (relative term) place to park? When going by Taxi, the back way, I've seen an attended parking lot sort of behind Tropical that says "Hong Kong Parking" or something like that. Thanks.I know a number of mongers who park at Prieto's next to La Perla restaurant on the corner of Niños Héroes and Coahuila.

[Irony Monger]

Sorry to bring this up again, but want to get updated info please.

I did rtff, BTW.

So can I take the LAX Hertz shuttle for a free ride to Union Station to board an Amtrak to Broadway / Kettner in S. D?

Or should I just pay the $7 Flyaway bus to union station?

Are there any cheaper or faster ways to get to the S. D. Trolley from LAX?

Tried to call Intercalifornias bus, but my espanol is poor and they put me on hold.

Greyhound?

Thanks! Google Map's public transportation option answers this question. Take the 992.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=San+Diego+International+Airport,+San+Diego,+CA&daddr=US+Port+of+Entry,+720+E+San+Ysidro+Blvd,+San+Diego,+California+92173-3101&geocode=Ffh28wEd7bUD-SFrC1VX-UYu3A%3BFaeX8AEd4kEG-SljEbMW_UjZgDHusJ808S0gfg&hl=en&mra=ls&dirflg=r&ttype=dep&date=05%2F22%2F11&time=9:56am&noexp=0&noal=0&sort=def&sll=32.638218,-117.117004&sspn=0.221458,0.322037&ie=UTF8&z=12&start=0

If the link breaks, enter the following in Google maps (maps.google.com):

A) San Diego International Airport, San Diego, CA.

B) US Port of Entry. 720 E San Ysidro Blvd, San Diego, California 92173-3101.

And click the "By public transport" icon (looks like the front of a trolley).

Note: When I was there in April there was construction happening on the trolley line, and everyone had to get off halfway and take a bus the rest of the way to San Ysidro. Anyone know if that construction is finished? Just curious, as this added a good 1/2 hour to the travel time, and I'll be making this trip again next weekend and want to plan accordingly.

[Reinaldo]

Note: When I was there in April there was construction happening on the trolley line, and everyone had to get off halfway and take a bus the rest of the way to San Ysidro. Anyone know if that construction is finished? Just curious, as this added a good 1/2 hour to the travel time, and I'll be making this trip again next weekend and want to plan accordingly.No construction is not finished at least as of this weekend.

[Super Gato]

Google Map's public transportation option answers this question. Take the 992.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=San+Diego+International+Airport,+San+Diego,+CA&daddr=US+Port+of+Entry,+720+E+San+Ysidro+Blvd,+San+Diego,+California+92173-3101&geocode=Ffh28wEd7bUD-SFrC1VX-UYu3A%3BFaeX8AEd4kEG-SljEbMW_UjZgDHusJ808S0gfg&hl=en&mra=ls&dirflg=r&ttype=dep&date=05%2F22%2F11&time=9:56am&noexp=0&noal=0&sort=def&sll=32.638218,-117.117004&sspn=0.221458,0.322037&ie=UTF8&z=12&start=0

If the link breaks, enter the following in Google maps (maps. Google. Com) :

A) San Diego International Airport, San Diego, CA.

B) US Port of Entry. 720 E San Ysidro Blvd, San Diego, California 92173-3101.

And click the "By public transport" icon (looks like the front of a trolley).

Note: When I was there in April there was construction happening on the trolley line, and everyone had to get off halfway and take a bus the rest of the way to San Ysidro. Anyone know if that construction is finished? Just curious, as this added a good 1/2 hour to the travel time, and I'll be making this trip again next weekend and want to plan accordingly. Bill is looking to come down to San Diego from LAX, not SAN. His plan to take a shuttle from LAX to Union Station to catch Amtrak to San Diego and get on the Blue line to the border makes the most sense to get here on the cheap.

Regarding the Trolley construction, this website has the updates:

http://www.sdmts.com/trolleyrenewal.asp

If by "next weekend" you mean Memorial Day weekend, it looks like they won't be closing stations for the holiday.

[Irony Monger]

Bill is looking to come down to San Diego from LAX, not SAN. His plan to take a shuttle from LAX to Union Station to catch Amtrak to San Diego and get on the Blue line to the border makes the most sense to get here on the cheap.

Regarding the Trolley construction, this website has the updates:

http://www.sdmts.com/trolleyrenewal.asp

If by "next weekend" you mean Memorial Day weekend, it looks like they won't be closing stations for the holiday. Thanks! Totally missed that he was talking about LAX, not SAN. Must be getting Senile.

[Party God]

I know a number of mongers who park at Prieto's next to La Perla restaurant on the corner of Niños Héroes and Coahuila.Thanks. I parked at Prieto's. It was fine, a bit on the expensive side though (70 pesos for 5 hours compared to 5 bucks for 8 hours at Jack in the box san ysidro.) Oh well.

[Sock111]

Was anyone else down Saturday night? It was pretty crazy. Apparently a mexican soccer team won their game. There was a parade / mob of about a hundred plus people that walked through the zona cheering, jumping on cars, throwing beer cans. They walked right through making a huge disturbance. Once they were through the police responded pretty quick. The mob eventually made there way back around about 15. 20 mins later, but by that time the police already sealed off the area so they couldn't walk through again. Mexican's really love their football.

[JPF]

Apparently a mexican soccer team won their game.The Tijuana Xolos (short for Xoloitzcuintles) futbol (soccer) team won the promotion playoff (it took 3 games so there was a buildup of emotion) and next season will play in the Mexican Premier division instead of the 2nd. Level for the first time.

[DJ FourMoney]

That's right the Mexican guys will be coming to the US from Tijuana for gringa chocha because it will cost less. We just might already be in monger paradise without having to leave the country if the US keeps going this way.Doubt that seriously. Cost less than what the Peso? Don't you know the value of the Peso is linked to the Dollar? Basic understanding of the modern economic system. As the Dollar becomes worth less, so does the Peso, so does the Euro and any other currency as long as the dollar is the preferred traded currency, which is it. Even if that wasn't the case, Mexico is one of our major trade partners or did you forget NAFTA?

[DJ FourMoney]

Was anyone else down Saturday night? It was pretty crazy. Apparently a mexican soccer team won their game. There was a parade / mob of about a hundred plus people that walked through the zona cheering, jumping on cars, throwing beer cans. They walked right through making a huge disturbance. Once they were through the police responded pretty quick. The mob eventually made there way back around about 15. 20 mins later, but by that time the police already sealed off the area so they couldn't walk through again. Mexican's really love their football.And (insert college football hooliganism) don't love their Football (American)? I guess you haven't seen burning couches after a game, shit on fire and turned over cars. How about Canadians when they win Lord Stanley's Cup of all things? They go ape shit like they've never won anything before.

Behavior like this is nothing new. Location doesn't matter.

[Party God]

The Tijuana Xolos (short for Xoloitzcuintles) futbol (soccer) team won the promotion playoff (it took 3 games so there was a buildup of emotion) and next season will play in the Mexican Premier division instead of the 2nd. Level for the first time.Since there are lots of Mexicans living in southern california (and I mean spanish speaking Mexicans, not chicanos) , and most are soccer fans of the Mexican leauge, I speculated border traffic will increase. This will especially be true when the big favorite teams come to play in Tijuana such as "Chivas de Guadalajara" or "Aguilas del America".

PS I just learned about the name of the Tijuana team yesterday. Pretty ridiculous. They are called the Xoloitzcuintles, which is the name for the "Mexican Hairless" dog breed. Those things are hideous!

[MikeyMae]

Since there are lots of Mexicans living in southern california (and I mean spanish speaking Mexicans, not chicanos) , and most are soccer fans of the Mexican leauge, I speculated border traffic will increase. This will especially be true when the big favorite teams come to play in Tijuana such as "Chivas de Guadalajara" or "Aguilas del America".I've read reports that games against larger clubs like Chivas and Club America might be played at Qualcomm Stadium since the Xolos' stadium is too small.

[ClamLover]

As the Dollar becomes worth less, so does the Peso, so does the Euro and any other currency as long as the dollar is the preferred traded currency, which is it.Actually the exact opposite is true. When the dollar depreciates, whichever foreign currency it is being compared to must appreciate. The relationship is inversely proportional. So when you compare the dollar with the Euro, if the dollar depreciates the Euro must appreciate. The dollar is no longer the preferred currency of the world. Arguably, the GPB, Yen and Euro are considered more desirable in global trading. The dollar has reached its lowest point in decades, being worth less than the Canadian dollar and Australian dollar.

[Duke Of Pussy]

Actually the exact opposite is true. When the dollar depreciates, whichever foreign currency it is being compared to must appreciate. The relationship is inversely proportional. So when you compare the dollar with the Euro, if the dollar depreciates the Euro must appreciate. The dollar is no longer the preferred currency of the world. Arguably, the GPB, Yen and Euro are considered more desirable in global trading. The dollar has reached its lowest point in decades, being worth less than the Canadian dollar and Australian dollar.While the dollar is gradually declining, it is still the defacto currency for commodities etc and other countries reserves and will remain so. The euro has big problems, japan has problems, and China is overheating and has other questionable practices.

[Dornyone]

Actually the exact opposite is true. When the dollar depreciates, whichever foreign currency it is being compared to must appreciate. The relationship is inversely proportional. So when you compare the dollar with the Euro, if the dollar depreciates the Euro must appreciate. The dollar is no longer the preferred currency of the world. Arguably, the GPB, Yen and Euro are considered more desirable in global trading. The dollar has reached its lowest point in decades, being worth less than the Canadian dollar and Australian dollar.Errr DJ, your mad forex skillz need polishin!

[DJ FourMoney]

Actually the exact opposite is true. When the dollar depreciates, whichever foreign currency it is being compared to must appreciate. The relationship is inversely proportional. So when you compare the dollar with the Euro, if the dollar depreciates the Euro must appreciate. The dollar is no longer the preferred currency of the world. Arguably, the GPB, Yen and Euro are considered more desirable in global trading. The dollar has reached its lowest point in decades, being worth less than the Canadian dollar and Australian dollar.Preferred by Opinion or Preferred by Law or whatever means makes it the traded currency of choice? From everything I have seen, they keep the dollar low (0% bonds) to keep exports affordable. Yes there is a movement by some in financial circles to have a "Basket of Currencies" to be traded. The Euro is lower based on instability of the PIIGS countries but some of it is the massive default swaps they are still trying to clean out of their economy.

The British Pound is higher and was when I visited Europe in 2007. Not sure why that is actually they don't talk about it much.

No comment on China because I challenge you to find something in your house not made in SE Asia.

[DJ FourMoney]

Errr DJ, your mad forex skillz need polishin!Forex as much of this Wall St. Tripe is for Suckas.

I am wildly successful betting on Football actually (American). I'll stick with that. I'd make more money if I wasn't risk averse.

[ClamLover]

I am wildly successful betting on Football actually (American). I'll stick with that. I'd make more money if I wasn't risk averse.Yeah betting on football is a passion of mine too. Good thing there are a bunch of Calientes conveniently located throughout Tijuana. Thing that sucks about Caliente is that they charge juice on winning bets. Football is really fixed though. Got to recognize which games are fixed and then lay the house on them.

[The Tall Man]

He was a VNV, low on his luck, kind of sick at times, always hustling in Tijuana, was in Tijuana for probably 4 or 5 years between about 1998 and 2003?

Wonder what happened to him?

The Tall Man

[Artisttyp]

I can't believe how bad the exchange rate is down here. In all my years of coming to mexico I have never seen it this bad. Some banks will give you 11. 20 but most cambios fluctuate between 11. 05. 11. 08.

As far as the BIG MAC INDEX goes mexico is the cheapest on the list. What does that say? Don't get me wrong it is still very affordable but its not really a steal when you look at the entire package from an international mongers point of view. Hotels eating out etc. SGs will still do $20 plus 5 but it seems like they are wanting $30 plus room cost. Some a little more for nude and 2 ways. I just arrived yesterday so I've only done one. Spoken to a few not looking for bbbjs or extras just nude and positions.

I also wanted to comment on hotel catalina located on calle 5 between revo and madero. I was qouted $125 for the week which is a steal. It is in a safe location with an xoxo right downstairs. Is it quiet? I don't know because rooms do face the street but further down from revo. The vibe is positive though and I am almost certain a few mongers stay there. Just a hunch. Thank you BIG JOHN 1. You were spot on.

Otherwise I've noticed a few more shops closed on revo. Not much else in my first 48 hours.

[SDcruiser]

The exchange rate is 11. 6. The peso is influenced strongly by oil. I've seen it down to 9:1 no worries mate, the pussy is still cheap.

[John Rain]

I can't believe how bad the exchange rate is down here. In all my years of coming to mexico I have never seen it this bad. Some banks will give you 11. 20 but most cambios fluctuate between 11. 05. 11. 08.FYI. The ATM at Hong Kong Bar gave me 11. 34 on Saturday.

[John Rain]

Part One: Saturday Afternoon

Hi, guys! I went down to Tijuana on Saturday, May 21st. Usually, I prefer to go on Sundays but my schedule didn't work out that way this time. I am both concerned and curious about what kind of crowd there might be on a Saturday night. It's been years since I did the Saturday night tour.

At about 1:15 pm I arrived at the Ueta parking lot only to find it full and closed. I drive across the street and find the Mexicoach parking lot is also closed. I have never seen this before. I drive a bit further down Camino de La Plaza to Virginia Avenue and I see a $5 parking lot for Baja-Mex Insurance. I park and go inside the office to inquire. It's $5 to stay until 8 am the next morning. So, I pay $10 for two days and hoof it over to the border crossing.

I take a cab to the Arch, hop out and make my way over to Constitucióand. Right away I see Miss ClassicLatina and say Hello. She's not wearing her usual tall shoes so she's looking really short today. Of course, she says 'Let's go hroooom! ' and I tell her I'll see her later. I cross over at the bottom of the hill to Callejóand Coahuila and become worried because I don't see my favorite, Miss Perfect. Damn! Going further down to the front of La Capirucha Bar, where the girls from Hotel Mini stand, I don't see my number two girl, Miss Cariñoso. Damn it!

Back at the corner, a girl propositions me and I ask her if Miss Perfect is working today. She says yes, but that she went to get some lunch. Whew! Good! My girl is here, so now job two is to get a room. I head into Hotel Mini and get a room for two nights. It's 480 pesos for an old, shitty room with a leaky shower and constant pounding music 24/7. But I'm happy! I haven't been here since early November and I'm really excited. Who knows what adventures this trip holds for me.

I decide to walk down to the far end of the Alley. On the way, outside of Las Chavelas Bar, I see Miss N. I give her a hug and, of course, she says 'Let's go! ' I tell her that I'm just making the rounds and saying Hello, to my friends. She makes me promise to take her to the room sometime today. I agree.

At the end of the alley I see a girl from long ago, Miss Enojado (angry) , and greet her, still fatty, too bad. I turn around see Miss BigTits, she too has put on a few pounds. We say Hello. I would really like to get my hands on those titties, but now is not the time.

I head back up to the top of the Alley and as I get nearer, there she is, Miss Perfect, in all her glory, sporting a giant smile and looking so fine. 'Mike, ' she says. I take her by the hand and kiss her cheek. She's very excited and tells me that her friend said some guy was looking for her, but couldn't remember my name.

While we're talking I see a gorgeous gal across the street. Joking, I point at the babe and say that might be my wife. 'No, ' she says, 'I am your wife; but she can be your amante (mistress). ' She's so cool.

I take her to Hotel Mini and we spend the next hour together. We both swear to each other how much we miss and love the other. She wants to try lotus style sex sitting in my lap facing each other. She's petite, so it's fun to hold her and rock back and forth. But it's more of a novelty than anything else. I ask her to finish me off with a blow job. She does. We hold each other and talk. She wasn't planning on working Sunday, but because I'm here she says may Come by in the early morning. Of course she will. She needs the money. Every time she checks her phone it gives her a message that she has run out of credits. She'll be here tomorrow for sure.

I walk her back to the corner where she stands and ask her which direction I should go for my next adventure. She thinks for a moment and then points up Constitucióand. I say goodbye head up the hill.

Near the top of the hill I grab Miss ClassicLatina's hand and say in my broken Spanish 'Bailar con mí! ' (Dancing with me!). And off we go to Bar El Fracaso where we have a few soft drinks and dance together. I don't see any other Americans in the bar; I would have expected to see one or two on a Saturday afternoon like this. After a while it's hotel time, so we go back down Constitucióand. She wants to cross over to the other side, but I insist on holding her hand and walking down the side she works on. I remember from last time that all her friends will tease her when they see us holding hands. I tell her I want all her friends to know that she is my novia. She giggles and says 'Si, ok, ok! '

So, I take this sweet girl back to my room where we do the nasty. I hadn't paid her in the bar for her dances, so I ask her how much she needs and she says a million dollars. I tell her, me too, but how much for today. She says novias get more money so she wants $50. I think about it for a minute and offer her 500 pesos. I guess I could have given her less but I did take up a lot of time with her. (The exchange rate at the ATM was 11. 34, so it was about $44US.) Afterwards, I walk her back up the hill and say goodbye.

[John Rain]

Part Two: Late Saturday Afternoon

Well, now it's time to take a breather, so I walk around and decide to see if anything is happening at Las Chavelas Bar. Nothing much. As I leave and turn towards Hong Kong Bar a girl is waving me down. I recognize her vaguely and she says we were together one time. I say it must have been a few years back. It must have been one those early mornings when picking were slim, as she is nothing special to look at. She's jabbering about what great things she's going to do for me, when I glance over her should and see her! One of my absolute favorites is looking over at me with a giant smile and gleeming eyes, Miss Chaparrita, a petite, brunette cutie that I've known for years. I excuse myself from the forgettable girl in front of me and head down the street to my sweetheart.

'Michael, ' she says in a slow, drawn-out, come-fuck-me voice. Wow! I'm so happy to see her. She wasn't here when I visited in the Fall, so it's been more than two years since I last saw her. She looks good, so good. So much for taking a breather, I'm grabbing her now.

We walk down to Hotel Mini rather than use the hotel she's working out of. I close my room door and we hug. She starts taking her clothes off and asks if there is hot water here. I tell her yes but it takes a couple minutes to warm up. I turn the shower on knowing full well that this means she wants me to eat her pussy.

Years back, I flirted with Miss Chaparrita for a long time before taking her to the room, because I was hooked up with another girl working out of her hotel. So, I would chat with her and flirt with her as she's cute and very friendly. One day my favorite was gone on vacation or sick or something, so I took her. She really worked hard to please me. When I would kiss her on the neck she would gasp, you know, spontaneously take in a breath quickly because of the intensity of the sensation. I knew she had passion locked up inside of her. So, after a couple times, I decided that I had To get her back to my own hotel room, where we would be more comfortable and have a bit more time. I wanted to get her to release that passion on me.

Well, I asked her, I begged her, I bribed her over and over. She had a dozen excuses why she couldn't go all the way down to the other end of the Alley with me. It would take too much time. Her shoes were too difficult to walk that far. She didn't to walk past this girl or that girl. Blah, blah, blah, excuse after excuse. But she saw me come and go with my girl all the time. Eventually, I wore her down and got her to Hotel Mini with me. And yes, she was passionate. After that she never Wanted stay at her hotel again. She always Wanted to go with me to my room wherever it was. It takes some time to find a street girl gem but it's worth it. Now we're special friends. Damn, I've missed her.

Back to the present adventure, Miss Chaparrita is in the shower scrubbing herself fresh and delicious for me. I slip into the shower with her to rinse off as well. Back on the bed I kiss her on the neck and, as always, she gasps. I do this a few times, but it's time for the true test-I suck on her little ear, she gasps deeply and immediately clamps her pussy tight against my leg and starts rubbing it up and down. Oh, yes, this is my baby as I remember her! It's on now.

The highlight of our session is eating her sweet pussy. Her little juicy, electric pussy. She bucks and moans and grinds and groans. It's quite the experience. She is sopping wet and eventually orgasms on my face. I hold her against my chest while she rests. Eventually she blows me. We shower again. I give her the money folded up, we didn't discuss an amount. She puts it in her purse without checking it. We both know the deal from years back.

We stroll back down the alley and then some street girls tell her that the cholos Are coming. The street girls are all moving inside the buildings. There's some kind of commotion at the top of the Alley. She grabs me by the shirt and says, 'Come! ' We pile into a little store with three girls from her hotel and they all get behind me pulling me into a corner. I hear a crowd and honking and shouting, all getting closer and closer.

Apparently, it's a crowd of rowdies celebrating the soccer game. There's a pickup truck, a couple of cars and a parade of people on foot all making a lot of noise, waving flags, and chanting something in Spanish. It takes about five minutes for them to pass our location. The girls all return to the street again. I agree to meet with Miss Chaparrita tomorrow.

I cut through Las Chavelas Bar as the cholos are rounding the corner and I walk into Adelita Bar. There are lots of girls just standing around. It's not especially busy.

An older brunette says 'Hello, ' to me. We chat for a couple minutes. Her looks appeal to me, so I explain that I don't want sex but would like to buy her a drink. She agrees. Her name is Maya. She looks to be in her thirties, but I don't ask. We wrap our arms around each other. She offers to suck my balls and let me cum in her mouth. I tell her I already had sex and just want to relax with a woman next to me. She massages my arms and back while we talk and I buy her a fiche. We sit together for a while.

Maya pitches me again and again, but I stick to my story and thank her when she's done with the second drink. I walk around Adelita Bar, some girl grabs my butt. I sure love Tijuana!

[John Rain]

Part Three: Saturday Evening

I decide to check out Hong Kong Bar, so I pay $4 for a can of Tecate at the entrance. I walk around the bottom floor and then the second floor and then the third floor. The third floor used to have some booths but now it's converted into entirely private and VIP rooms. I head back down to the second floor and park myself in front of the women's bath room.

Eventually a young, slender brunette says 'Hello, ', and I invite her to sit with me. She puts her hand on my cock and tells me I'm muy guapo. Just a few hours ago, I was too short, too chubby, and too old; but now I'm muy guapo. I sure love Tijuana!

I buy her a fiche. She's nineteen and pretty. She never takes her hand off my dick, rubbing it constantly. My hands wander all over her fresh, sweet form. I exchange my can of Tecate for an agua mineral and order a second fiche for her. She's not interested in French kissing, so I decide that I'll get her one more fiche. But it is nice having her sitting here squeezing my dick. 'Me voy (I go) , ' I tell her when her third drink is empty. She says okay and thanks me. Nice girl. Can't remember her name.

It's getting cold, so I head back to my hotel to put on a long sleeve shirt. Then I walk back to Las Chavelas Bar, but I see Miss N standing outside. I had promised her earlier that I would return. So, I keep my word and we walk into Hotel Las Cascadas and get a short time room. In the room she's all over me. Her main goal last I saw her was to convince me to marry her. So, I guess she's still thinking that it's a possibility. (It's not, of course.) Anyway, she's all passionate and all over me. She begs me for TLN and begs me and begs me. She says she'll do anything I want. We can go dancing at Las Pulgas or dancing here at Las Chavelas or go anywhere I want. Or just have sex all night long. Or anything I want. I tell her I just have a room at Hotel Mini and it's not very comfortable for a woman to spend the night there with me. She says it's fine with her, she'll be happy no matter where it is. All she needs is me.

Well, Cheese Whiz, I can only take so much of this. I cave in and tell her okay, we can spend the night together. What about the money? She asks me to make her an offer. I tell her two hundred and she jumps on it. The knock on the door comes and we have to leave the room. We didn't have sex, but just spent the whole time with her accosting me and negotiating the TLN. So, I don't pay her anything and she doesn't ask.

We walk to the lobby and she asks me to wait while she goes and changes her clothes. While I'm waiting I'm thinking about how inadequate my room is, so I ask the reception desk clerk if they have any rooms here at Hotel Las Cascadas. Sure, we do! I can't believe it. It's 10:30 pm on a Saturday night and they still have rooms available. How much? $40. Okay, I'll take a room here. She returns and I explain that I'm going to get a room here, but need to run back to my other hotel and get my backpack.

I'm back in a flash and pay for room 433. We take the elevator up, get in the room and make ourselves comfortable. It's not a remodeled room but it's nice enough. We kiss and hug and play around for a short time and then I tell her we're going to go down to the bar and get a beer and dance. Sure, fine, anything you want tonight, my love.

Down in the bar, I get a Negra Modelo and she gets a Tecate. It's nice not paying the fiche price for her. She gets a full size beer at the same price as mine. We sip our beers, dance a few slow songs, sip some more, dance some more. It was nice and relaxing. When we're done, we get a couple bottles of water at the mercado across the street under Hotel Eduardo and head back to the room.

In the room, we turn on a porn channel and then have sex. I have to give her credit, throughout the night we have sex several times. I was really surprised at her continued great attitude. The only drawback was I couldn't get her to orgasm. And I didn't get much sleep.

In retrospect, the idea of TLN is always much more alluring than the reality. Fact is, I could have paid for two good sessions, got nice a night's sleep and been cash ahead of where I am now. But, like I said, the allure, the idea, of TLN is strong. Now, I wonder what this means for my relationship with this woman. I don't have a relationship with her, but likely she thinks we do. What will she expect on my next visit? Why did I do this?

Like always, TLN ends in the early morning. And so, at 5:45 am she needs to get going. I pay her and she leaves.

[John Rain]

part four: sunday

i lay in bed for another half hour, tired but unable to fall asleep. so, i rise and get in the shower and stand there forever. i get dressed and walk outside. it's cold. i walk down to the corner and get some hot manzanilla té. returning, a gal flags me down. i like her warm friendly face, so i stop to let her beg me to take her. i'm not interested in sex, but ask if she'll give me a massage for 200 pesos. she agrees and we head up to my room.

in the room, i put 200 pesos on the dresser and take my shoes off. she tells me that, if i want, she can squirt some milk into my tea. what? she's lactating and can squirt some milk into my tea! i decline and sit on the bed. now this girl starts kissing me. her vibe is so relaxed and friendly, like we've been lovers for years. she pulls up my shirt and starts licking my nipples. i take my shirt off and she continues with this warm and cuddly and kissy attitude. somewhat unusual for a first time with a street girl, but i'm really enjoying her sweet affections.

before i know it my pants are off and her top is off and she is hanging her sweet titties in my face. a drop of milk spills out and she pushes her breast into my mouth. it is sweet and rich. immediately her other breast starts dripping milk. being the gentleman that i am, i clean it up, that is, lick it up. and then the other breast starts dripping again. it takes a while to get the situation under control. meanwhile, her phone alarm goes off and she asks if i would like more time. damn it, of course i want more time, i need more time. and so it goes, what started out as a harmless desire for a relaxing massage has developed into some kind of weird fetish i didn't know i had! when our time is up, i walk her back down to her spot and look over and see miss perfect ready and waiting for me down the street.

so, i hustle down to miss perfect and say good morning. she looks at me and says i have something on my chin. (milk?) she wipes it away. i tell her it must be some soap because i just washed my face. (lie.)

i take miss perfect back to my room where i just hold her and tell her of my adventures the night before. she sees condom wrappers all over the floor and tells me that i've been a very bad boy. i caress her gorgeous body, but i'm tired and don't want sex. we talk and hold each other. she has an appointment this morning, so when we're done she will leave for the day. so, i walk her down to hotel porton where she keeps her change of clothes and we kiss goodbye.

i get another hot tea and start back to hotel cascadas, but see my milky friend shivering in the cold morning air. i ask her if she would like something hot to drink. she says yes and we walk into the restaurant attached to hotel cascadas. the cook there has just finished a hot batch of a rich milk-rice-cinnamon drink. he gives her a sample and she asks if i will let her have this instead of tea. she also orders a couple pieces of toast to go. i suggest that we sit down here and eat. she agrees and i order a plate of breakfast.

we share our food and chat. she says she is exhausted because she worked all night. i ask if she made a lot of money and she says no only two customers. she said there are few men here and they have no money. as i talk more with her i really think she's a sweetheart. she pitches me for sex and i tell about my toda la noche and that i'm also exhausted. i ask her if she would like to come back to my room again and just sleep with me a for couple of hours. she would like it very much, but could i give her some money for her time. i agree. we finish breakfast and go back to my room again.

we strip naked and she folds herself around me fitting so perfectly and comfortably. she is just the perfect size and shape for me, like we were made to cuddle together. you know how with some women you can never quite sleep next to them comfortably? with her it was just the opposite, like we were made to fit together. we fell asleep in a short time and woke two hours later when her phone alarm went off. (and it's none of your damn business whether or not i suckled her again.)

it was noon, so i needed to check out of cascadas soon. so, i gathered my things and headed down to the reception desk to return my room card and get my deposit back. and drop off my gal. i showered back at hotel mini.

i go to see if i can find miss chaparrita. sure enough, she's standing there waiting for me. we hurry back to hotel mini. today there's no delay or flirting. i'm going to chow down on the best tj pussy i ever had. she quickly showers while i wait. i kiss her and she reacts strongly as ever. i whisper in her ear “quieres oral?” with the slightest breathe she replies “si...” and rolls on her back. i kiss her shoulders and she pushes my head down. i kiss her breasts and she pushes my head down. well, my mission here is clear. lick pussy. my job is easy, keep in the same position and steady speed and let her vary the position of her pussy as she sees fit. she's not shy at all today, pinching her nipples, rubbing her clit. she brings herself to the edge of orgasm several times and backs off.

my tongue is tired but there's no stopping. she has one hand grasping my hair to position my head and the other hand on the wall holding her body steady. when she decides it's time for the final orgasm she grabs a pillow and screams into it.

when she's done she keeps giggling and hiding her face. i guess she's a little embarrassed. me, i'm proud as can be that my sweetheart let her passion loose more than ever. she did blow me, but that was merely a postscript to the main event. i love her. we shower and i walk her back.

needing one more adventure, i walked around las chavelas bar and settled half-heartedly on a chubby brunette named rosario. she lives in socal, but works here on weekends. but she claims to know almost no english. she had a couple fiches, i had an agua mineral, and then we agreed to go to the room for $50. as we walk up to the reception desk the man, of course, recognizes me from my adventures with miss n, and miss milky, and miss perfect, and miss milky again; so he laughs at me. like, really, another one!

anyway, we get a short time room and it starts out good. rosario sucks my nuts and then starts bbbj. she starts to put her ass in my face, but she has a major case of stink-ass! i push it away. shit, literally, stink-ass. i fuck her and cum in about three pumps. once i cum she pushes me off her and says we're done. i object but she says we're done. i'm disappointed. as we're dressing she asks me in english whether she was good or bad. not registering that she just spoke in english, i struggle to tell her in spanish that i'm very disappointed. when i do she apologizes in english! so, i now realize she was playing me. i just want to get out of there.

it's time to head home. i'm upset that my last encounter was a bad one, but i also had several great experiences. overall, it was a memorable trip.

be safe.

[Irony Monger]

Anyone know of a pharmacy near Zona Norte or Revolution Ave. where decent English is spoken? Preferably one where certain bluish pill are available for a poor gringo who "forgot" his prescription, but I need to pick up a few other things as well.

[DJ FourMoney]

Anyone know of a pharmacy near Zona Norte or Revolution Ave. where decent English is spoken? Preferably one where certain bluish pill are available for a poor gringo who "forgot" his prescription, but I need to pick up a few other things as well.The places I have been in the Zona speak workable English. I was able to get "helpers" when I wanted them.

[DJ FourMoney]

Yeah betting on football is a passion of mine too. Good thing there are a bunch of Calientes conveniently located throughout Tijuana. Thing that sucks about Caliente is that they charge juice on winning bets. Football is really fixed though. Got to recognize which games are fixed and then lay the house on them.The NFL is fixed or College Football? I don't know if its "fixed", sure some "calls" are questionable at times of games but some things can't be explained with things like somebody throwing a game. Then again I'm not that cynical.

[Misteroc]

Mike, I haven't popped a chubby from reading these reports in a long time, but your 4-part series got it done, thanks! Great re-telling of an incredible adventure!

[Drose]

Haven't been to Tijuana in over 10 years, but am looking at visiting sometime this weekend. Any fellow mongers interested in going on an adventure? Let me know.

Thanks

[Dornyone]

Mike, I haven't popped a chubby from reading these reports in a long time, but your 4-part series got it done, thanks! Great re-telling of an incredible adventure!Amen to that, I started to congratulate that lucky bastard but canceled the post as being too patronizing.

As one gets older, it's difficult to suspend belief when hearing of 5 pop days.

Yet we too did it "back in the day". :D :D :D :D :D

Keep on posting buddy, and more often please.

[Party God]

A buddy wants to come down to Tijuana with me on Sunday and realized that his passport just expired. How big of a deal do ya'll think that is? Will he just have to go through the non-WHIT pedestrian line? Or will that even be necessary?

As always, thanks in advance for the info.

[John Rain]

Amen to that, I started to congratulate that lucky bastard but canceled the post as being too patronizing.

As one gets older, it's difficult to suspend belief when hearing of 5 pop days.

Yet we too did it "back in the day". . . . . .

Keep on posting buddy, and more often please. I had a great time. And popped several times Saturday. But Sunday morning Was a different story, I took five girls but popped only twice. But that's what I wrote, thanks for assuming I popped every girl; it's not possible anymore.

Sunday

Miss Milky (1st Time) : No pop, I was busy with those dripping boobies.

Miss Perfect: No pop, I just held her and chatted.

Miss Milky (2nd Time) : No pop. Hell, I hired her to take a nap with me! How sad is that! LOL!

Miss Chaparrita: Yes. Damn, she had me so worked it up.

Rosario (Las Chavelas) : Yes. Great nut sucker, too bad her ass stunk.

P. S. I'm seriously thinking of going to Tijuana this afternoon.

[Ath Trainer]

I had a great time. And popped several times Saturday. But Sunday morning Was a different story, I took five girls but popped only twice. But that's what I wrote, thanks for assuming I popped every girl; it's not possible anymore.

Sunday

Miss Milky (1st Time) : No pop, I was busy with those dripping boobies.

Miss Perfect: No pop, I just held her and chatted.

Miss Milky (2nd Time) : No pop. Hell, I hired her to take a nap with me! How sad is that! LOL!

Miss Chaparrita: Yes. Damn, she had me so worked it up.

Rosario (Las Chavelas) : Yes. Great nut sucker, too bad her ass stunk.

P. S. I'm seriously thinking of going to Tijuana this afternoon. After reading your reports, so am I, but.

Unfortunately, I live on the east coast. Will have to make the best and go to the local club w / Brazil Chicas.

[Fnord]

Crossed the border on foot, there was a line to get into Mexico. Obviously fast moving as no one was checking but those scary metal turnstiles do slow down traffic. Maybe 15 minutes at 18:30. Coming back was absolutely no waiting via the walking route. We sauntered in around 00:30 and I was stupefied to walk freely all the way into the immigration building to find two lines with <10 people each but four border patrol booths working. Took less than 10 minutes, I have never passed so quickly before.

I have not been to Tijuana in a couple of years; I don't know if this is status quo now, a result of the economy, or the long weekend.

[Artisttyp]

Has anyone done a session with a chica from la gloria bar? I was curious to know how that worked. Yesterday I was dancing with one that really turned me on but I wasnt sure what the deal was.

Thanks

[Reinaldo]

He was a VNV, low on his luck, kind of sick at times, always hustling in Tijuana, was in Tijuana for probably 4 or 5 years between about 1998 and 2003?

Wonder what happened to him?

The Tall ManI never had much use for the guy so I don't have all the details but you'll be glad to hear that he went back to the US, turned his life around and occasionally visits the zona as a regular monger.

[Reinaldo]

I can't believe how bad the exchange rate is down here. In all my years of coming to mexico I have never seen it this bad.

Just three years ago today ie 5/28/08 the rate was 10. 34

[Reinaldo]

The Xolos pronounced Sholos are the local soccer team. Short for Xoloitzcuintles. They just won the national championship for the equivalent of AAA soccer and next season will be playing in the big leagues ie Primera Division.

Cholos on the other hands are the guys with the shaved heads.

[China 69]

I made my semi-annual trip to Tijuana on Friday. Parked at JITB around 6pm, walked over the new pedestrian bridge, and walked to the Zona (12 minute walk, I never take a taxi). A lesson learned from last time was don't stay at Las Cascadas so I stayed at Hotel Leyva this time. I think it was 280 pesos for the night. I asked for a quiet room and it turned out to be pretty quiet. (Note to self: bring clean pillowcases next time.)

I spent way too much money last time so I decided to look around and maybe try out a streetwalker. I ended up passing because I just didn't find many of them were very attractive. Also I was turned off by the thought of having to walk up to one of them and immediately ask about how much, what will I get, etc, in my shitty broken spanish. So I went to Hong Kong. It was still pretty early and there were lots of hotties in there. Met one 20 yo from Veracruz named "Chantelle" or something like that. I offered to get her a drink and we talked and joked around and had a good time. Then I got her another one and we hung out some more. Then we went to the room and had what I thought was a great time but as soon as I popped she jumped up and went to the shower then got dressed and got really cold on me and sort of ignored me and would hardly talk to me. I was thinking WTF did I do? Did I do something wrong? Too bad for her because next time I see her I will ignore her. I would have gladly seen her again and again because I prefer to have regulars rather than going up with strangers every time but oh well, this one didn't work out.

Went to the taco shop on the corner next to HK and had 4 awesome tacos. I freakin love that place! Then went to my hotel room and fell asleep. Woke up the next morning and I was planning to do another session with a HK chic but I went in too early, it was like 9am and the place was dead with only a very few sleepy-looking girls sitting around. Thought about coming back a few hours later but decided to just go home instead. One hour wait getting across the border. Total cost of the trip (gas, parking, hotel, beers, sex) $165 just to get laid for 30 minutes. Not worth the time and money but I will be back in another 3 months to do it all over again!

[John Rain]

The Xolos pronounced Sholos are the local soccer team. Short for Xoloitzcuintles. They just won the national championship for the equivalent of AAA soccer and next season will be playing in the big leagues ie Primera Division.

Cholos on the other hands are the guys with the shaved heads. Oops! Thanks for the correction, my mistake, when I heard the street girls saying "Xolos" I didn't know any better.

[Baxter Slade]

So I decided to get an early start on the holiday weekend and headed for my monthly trip to Tijuana on Thursday. Yes it sure is nice when you can enjoy all your vices in one trip. In my case it is sports betting and mongering. I needed to get an early start this trip due to the Angels playing an early game. I arrived at the UTEA lot around 11:50 a. M. And walked across.

Instead of heading right to the Zona like I have been doing for at least the last 5 years. I caught one of the Econo cabs for a 3 dollar trip to Revolucion. First stop was the Caliente across from Las Pulgas. Put my bet in and then realized they didn't even have the game on TV. Well it was to early for the Zona so I decided to just explore for a while. I located Hotel Ticuan which I had been wanting to check out after hearing it was a decent place to stay. They were more than willing to take me up and show me the different rooms that were available. If you don't mind spending about an extra. 4 on accommodations it would be well worth it.

Next I headed over to Amnesia Gentlemans club to see what that was all about, I guess I was a bit to early. Seemed like a nice place the only problem was they said the girls wouldn't be until another 30 minutes. I headed over to Mexico Linda Bar. I had read on here they were associated with an escort service and I was

I now started a slow walk over to the Zona taking in all the memories of Revolucion after all thats where my mongering began many many years ago. Ah yes over there on the corner the Blue Corner Bar of course I remember it as the Unicorn I descended those stairs many times, but never again I hearr it is a gay bar now. I am amazed at how many of the tourist shops that are still around I only noticed one group of Asian tourists and maybe a couple Americans. As I made my way down Rev I did let the guy out in front of Peanuts and Beer steer me in there. There was about 4 girls hanging out and not a single customer. I would have maybe stayed for a beer, but I don't like being the center of attention. And I also had memories of waiters who were short change artists. The last stop before I hit the Zona was Hotel Nelson decided to see what a room looked like there. The place was extremely dingy I don't care if they were giving the rooms away I couldn't stay there.

I finally made it to the Zona and headed to Adelita's not very crowded but a nice selection of women. They had the Angel game on TV so I caught the end of the game. I was trying to pace my drinking since I was planning on meeting up with my favorite later for a late night of dancing and drinking. Not much new here the usual approach by the ladies, buy me a drink or lets go ariba. I also noticed it doesn't seem like people were having fun here. I decided to check out the Tropical Bar since I was looking for something a little more festive. This place was more lively but the music is loud. I did stay for a drink but nobody even approached me. I did notice an older American guy try to talk to a lady and she just kind of turned her nose up and turn away, I thought these were all working girls trying to make money so not sure what that was all about.

So far I wasn't having to much fun all I could think about was going over to Las Chavales to see my favorite. However the smart Hugo was saying you don't want to go over there to early. Since she gets off work at 8 if you go over around 7 you will only have to buy a couple of the lady drinks, if you go over now (4:30) it is going to cost you an extra 50 or 60 in drinks and tips. And then just like that Hugo the idiot took over and after a qiuick walk through HK I headed for Las Chavales to find the love of my life.

[Baxter Slade]

I wasn't in the bar for more than a minute and she spotted me and came running over. I guess I secretly wanted to see her in the arms of another man or going to a room with someone so I would realize how stupid it is to fall for a hooker. But there she was carrying on about how she missed me. So for the next 3 plus hours I sat there buying her drinks. Of course since I have known her I have always remained on high alert just looking for that sign that she is using me or her main objective is money (like every girl in the zona or maybe the world). After a bit one of her friends showed up and my GF asked if I could buy her friend a drink. That made me alittle mad after all my GF would never even ask for me to buy her a drink I just did it on my own. However several times during the night she kept thanking me for getting her friend a couple drinks because her friend had mucho problemos.

As 8 pm rolled around she was ready to head over to Las Pulgas for dancing and drinking. I did offer to take her to dinner but she passed. So once again I try to rationalize with myself ok if she is in it for the money why would she be so anxious to leave. After all as long as I am there buying drinks she is making money as soon as she gets to Las Pulgas she makes nothing.

We stayed at Las Pulgas untill about 1 in the morning the whole time she was very attentive kissing and hugging or dragging me up to the dance floor. When we left I told her I wouyld walk her to her car and catch a cab. But she insisted no you stay with me tonight. So it was off to that Hotel again way off the beaten path. This time the room was. 22, maybe a rate increase the other 2 times it was. 21 this time there was a mirror on the ceiling maybe that costs extra. Anyway it was a great night more sex than I ever need. Yea as far as pros and cons go. Sometimes it seems like it is better to just go find a girl and get serviced and your done, this is more like work trying to keep up with her. On the Pro side nothing like sleeping next to warm chica with her hand firlmy wrapped around your penis all night.

We still have a bit of a communication problem. However it did come out I was married and she pretended to be mad."Me no like lady in your house" and I responed "Me no like you sexo in bar" and she is like " OHHH no sexo only men buy drinks and dance" SURE. Anyway she did tell me she didn't tell me the truth in the begining instead of 2 kids she had 4 and instead of 28 years old she was 37. But none of that really matters to me.

Anyway we woke up around 8 and after another session I was on my way back to the border. When I arrived at the border the line was quite long. Some guy was like get in this van for. 5 and we will get you across the border in 20 minutes. I fell for it eventually the van took like a 20 minute ride to Otay Mesa and then you had to get out wait in line for 45 minutes then wait for everyone else to go through customs and then drive to San Ysidro. A funny thing happened on the van I got a few pages of texts and all they said was TE AMO TE AMO ETC. So the Mexican guy sitting next to me spoke english so I showed him my phone and kind of whispered what does this say. And he loudly replied I LOVE YOU. And I said I don't even know you, and everyone laughed. Anyway made it to my car and got home by about 2. Stay tuned and we will see who prevails the smart Hugo or Hugo the idiot.

[Artisttyp]

My time in Tijuana is coming to an end. This makes seven days of pure tijuana bliss.

I branched out a little and wanted to share what little I learned this trip.

Food :

ISG member BOBISEE turned me onto a place on calle 10 and ocampo called JUNIORS. This place is very well known and specializes in seafood. There is a taco stand that you can eat at or tables inside the restaurant. I ordered the shrimp fajitas 2 days in a row. Awesome $12. Get off of revo and try this place out. Only a few avenues out of the way.

There is a new restaurant on revo right next to the sonriana (calle 3 and revo) simply called "58". Go there and eat. It is an exceptional mexican restaurant in the heart of gringo land. You wouldn't expect it to be there. Expect to pay roughly $10 for a meal. Well worth it.

Ruta Taxis :

Calle 2 and ave. Madero. There you can get to the central camoinera (central bus terminal) which has buses that go all over mexico. First class coaches with all the trimmings and they accept credit cards. I went there one day just to check it out. It is a very mellow bus terminal. I was told 90 lb. Weight limit. Yes! You guys that live so close should be travelin through mexico. Everything is so connected.

Around calle 3 or 4 and madero are rutas that go to walmart on insurgentes. It drops you off right in front for around 11 pesos. I needed to buy toothpaste shampoo etc. And bang there was my buddy walmart waiting for me in Tijuana.

Along madero probably calle 5 and up are red / black taxis that go up a blvd called aguas caliente. All the way up madero to la torre de fundadores then turns up aguas caliente and keeps going. Why is this important? You will pass the gran hotel (most exclusive hotel in Tijuana which I've been told has a good buffet breakfast. Also at the camino real in Plaza Rio). Along the way to the hipodromo and civic center (lucha libre sometimes) you will see various restaurants argentine steak house japanese food. Basically since the nice hotels and such places are in that area good food is to be found.

Don't be fooled by hear say and grim bathroom stories the food here in Tijuana is a huge draw for me. It is just as enjoyable as having sex. You must try it.

Same ol same ol as far as pfp. I went looking for the skanks and got a few butt licks and a thick thighed mish the first night. Assisted masturbation mainly. Last night I had some skank toss my salad as I whacked off. It felt damn good. Total cost for that and room was 235mx at hotel paris.

That's all for now.

[DJ FourMoney]

My time in Tijuana is coming to an end. This makes seven days of pure tijuana bliss.

I branched out a little and wanted to share what little I learned this trip.

Food :

ISG member BOBISEE turned me onto a place on calle 10 and ocampo called JUNIORS. This place is very well known and specializes in seafood. There is a taco stand that you can eat at or tables inside the restaurant. I ordered the shrimp fajitas 2 days in a row. Awesome $12. Get off of revo and try this place out. Only a few avenues out of the way.

There is a new restaurant on revo right next to the sonriana (calle 3 and revo) simply called "58". Go there and eat. It is an exceptional mexican restaurant in the heart of gringo land. You wouldn't expect it to be there. Expect to pay roughly $10 for a meal. Well worth it.

Ruta Taxis :

Calle 2 and ave. Madero. There you can get to the central camoinera (central bus terminal) which has buses that go all over mexico. First class coaches with all the trimmings and they accept credit cards. I went there one day just to check it out. It is a very mellow bus terminal. I was told 90 lb. Weight limit. Yes! You guys that live so close should be travelin through mexico. Everything is so connected.

Around calle 3 or 4 and madero are rutas that go to walmart on insurgentes. It drops you off right in front for around 11 pesos. I needed to buy toothpaste shampoo etc. And bang there was my buddy walmart waiting for me in Tijuana.

Along madero probably calle 5 and up are red / black taxis that go up a blvd called aguas caliente. All the way up madero to la torre de fundadores then turns up aguas caliente and keeps going. Why is this important? You will pass the gran hotel (most exclusive hotel in Tijuana which I've been told has a good buffet breakfast. Also at the camino real in Plaza Rio). Along the way to the hipodromo and civic center (lucha libre sometimes) you will see various restaurants argentine steak house japanese food. Basically since the nice hotels and such places are in that area good food is to be found.

Don't be fooled by hear say and grim bathroom stories the food here in Tijuana is a huge draw for me. It is just as enjoyable as having sex. You must try it.

Same ol same ol as far as pfp. I went looking for the skanks and got a few butt licks and a thick thighed mish the first night. Assisted masturbation mainly. Last night I had some skank toss my salad as I whacked off. It felt damn good. Total cost for that and room was 235mx at hotel paris.

That's all for now. Yeah I don't to fear mongering that often takes place on boards about travel outside of the US.

Street Tacos whoop arse and dirt cheap = WIN!

Street Hot Dogs with Bacon whoop arse and again dirt cheap = WIN!

I will check out some of the places you mention next time I go. No Taco Bell for "Mexican Eaten"

[Sound7]

Spanish Food Contest Sunday. $18 per plate at Rev and 8th. Very good.

Rosarito Art Fare with various food, interesting. Sat / Sun.

Paris hotel an interesting place at 25 peso room rate. One real upsell situation.

[Irony Monger]

Was in Tijuana over the weekend and stayed at Hotel Ticuan (http://hotelticuan.com/). Posting a quick review below. All prices are in USD.

The good:

Room was very nice. I got the master suite with the Jacuzzi. Bed was big enough for 3, as was the Jacuzzi. Price was decent, ended up being about $170 for two nights. The staff was friendly and accommodating. Definitely girl friendly. I had some escorts come to the hotel while I was in the room, and just got a call from reception that went like "Hello, Sir, there are a couple... (dramatic pause) ladies here to see you. Should I sent them up?" My answer was yes of course :), and they were in my room 2 minutes later.

The hotel is between Revolution and Constitution Aves. Very convenient. I was able to walk up Constitution to Zona Norte in about 15 minutes. Was fine during the day, but not recommended at night especially if you are drunk. Cabs ride is only 3 dollars, but I had one cabbie try to tell me it was 5. He actually followed me into the hotel to demand extra money. I gave him an extra buck (total of $4) just to shut him up, but I really should have just asked security to escort him out. No point in encouraging gringo taxes.

The bad:

They charged me a $300 deposit for the "open bar". There was no mini bar or refrigerator in the room, so I can only assume it was for room service drinks or something. I told them I was buying my own alcohol from the store, but could not talk them out of the deposit, so anyone who stays there should be prepared to add a big charge to their card or bring lots of extra cash. The charge was fully refunded on checkout.

The ugly:

Their website advertises free wifi internet access, but it was not working at all. Fortunately for me, I did not actually need it on this trip. Usually I would have been very displeased, as I often take working vacations, but this trip was pure pleasure, so no big issues. It just meant that you folks all had to wait for my reports. However, another guest who was checking in at the same time as me was livid. Be sure to call ahead and make sure it is working if in-room wifi is a deal breaker for you.

Conclusion:

I would stay there again if purely on vacation, but I would not use this as a working hotel because of the lack of functioning internet, and also there was no desk, just a small table. I really did like the room and the staff though, and I can deal with the extra deposit if I know about it up front (I just put it on the same card I used to book the room).

Anyway, photos below. Sorry, but I seem to have accidentally deleted the close up of the Jacuzzi from my camera.

[Naked Gunz]

Zona Norte being featured on CNBC fuckumetry concerning sex slavery. Tonight! Get your popcorn!

[The Tall Man]

Zona Norte being featured on CNBC fuckumetry concerning sex slavery. Tonight! Get your popcorn!I did not see it but I sure as hell hope my mug shot was not on TV. Ouch, did anyone see it?

The Tall Man

[The Tall Man]

Was in Tijuana over the weekend and stayed at Hotel Ticuan (

http://hotelticuan.com/

). Posting a quick review below. All prices are in USD.

The good:

Room was very nice. I got the master suite with the Jacuzzi. Bed was big enough for 3, as was the Jacuzzi. Price was decent, ended up being about $170 for two nights. The staff was friendly and accommodating. Definitely girl friendly. I had some escorts come to the hotel while I was in the room, and just got a call from reception that went like "Hello, Sir, there are a couple. (dramatic pause) ladies here to see you. Should I sent them up?" My answer was yes of course, and they were in my room 2 minutes later. Irony Monger. Thanks for the hotel report. The rooms look very nice and glad to hear it is girl friendly.

I was actually thinking of staying 2 nights this past Memorial weekend but did not. With even the Hotel Leyva charging now $32. USD for a Friday and Saturday night, for what you get at Ticaun it would be a deal at 4 times that price of Hotel Leyva.

The Tall Man

[Artisttyp]

Irony Monger. Thanks for the hotel report. The rooms look very nice and glad to hear it is girl friendly.

I was actually thinking of staying 2 nights this past Memorial weekend but did not. With even the Hotel Leyva charging now $32. USD for a Friday and Saturday night, for what you get at Ticaun it would be a deal at 4 times that price of Hotel Leyva.

The Tall ManHotel Aqua Rio for $30 a night accepts credit cards has safes in the lobby no AC just a fan. Best looking $30 rooms at a gringo oriented motel that I have seen. Located two blocks from hotel ticuan calle 10 and constitution next to the swap meet. Some people may not like the 2 block walk at night from the ticuan. Little spooky.

[Don Smith 10]

Zona Norte being featured on CNBC fuckumetry concerning sex slavery. Tonight! Get your popcorn!I watched that show last night and I recognized some of the chicas from the street. (at least 3 chicas) They are still working at alley.

[Fast Eddie 48]

I watched that show last night and I recognized some of the chicas from the street. (at least 3 chicas) They are still working at alley.To Don Smith.

I saw the CNBC show on slavery last night also the report said the SW have up to 30 customer a day and price is low as 25 USD for 30 min is this true, I have not be to Tijuana for more than 10 yr still look like a shit hole to me.

Fast Eddie 48

[John Rain]

Part One: Saturday Afternoon

Highly unusual, but with all the fun I had last weekend, I decided to make another trip this weekend. So, I went down to Tijuana again early afternoon on Saturday, May 28th.

I ask the Yellow Cab taxi driver in front of the Farmacia to take me to the Arch on Revolucion. He asks if want any ladies. I say no, I'm meeting some friends, so that he won't bother me. When we get to Revolucion and Second, the road is closed. No problem, take me to Constitucion and Primera. We get there but it's packed, so there's no place to pull over. I say, take me a little further. When we get near the Alley, I say, okay here. The cab driver says, you do want the ladies! Busted.

My friend, Miss Perfect, isn't there, nor is the girl she normally stands next to. So, I get a room at Hotel Mini, stow my backpack, and head down the street to check out the talent, give a smile to those I recognize, and say Hello, to the few girls I know by name. There's a gorgeous, curvy brunette outside Hotel Mini. I stare at her. Yow! What a hottie. Gorgeous face, sexy pierced lip, cute hair and provocative see-through dress clinging to those sexy curves. But I keep walking. No amigas around except Miss N with whom I did a TLN last time. I hold her hands and ask how she is. Fine. I look down at her big breasts, which are pushed up and forward, and ask how my amigas (her boobies) are. They're fine, but we should go the room. I tell her tonight I will, but not now. I'm glad she is not too clingy or pushy, after the TLN I was a bit worried that she'd expect too much from me.

Nobody is down at the far end of the Alley either. I get some cash at the Hong Kong ATM and head back. Up the hill on Constitucion, I head to the Farmacia and buy a Cialis and a Vitamin Water. Still no Miss Perfect, so circle the block and again up the hill. This time I see Miss ClassicLatina, but she's wearing a baggy red shirt and looks fat. It seems to me that she used to give more attention to how she dressed. I'm not going to take her this trip. As I approach I squeeze her hand but keep moving. She asks if I want to dance with her, but I just smile and say not now.

I turn up Primera and go into El Fracaso Bar. Looking around there are few girls. It's dark so it takes a few minutes for my eyes to adjust. Then I make the circuit. A couple borderline girls, but that's all. Wait, there is a cute, slender brunette. She gives me a big smile, then puts her telephone to her ear and walks outside. I wait around for a while, then give up.

It's kind of a slow start for my trip today. At the bottom of the hill, I see Guadalupe and exchange the obligatory greetings with her. Ah, finally I see Miss Perfect across the street. She's really surprised. I'm gone for six months and then here two weekends in a row. I hold her hand and kiss her cheek. She says she just ordered lunch and will go to eat in a few minutes. No problem, I tell her I'll meet up with her in about an hour. Great!

Then I do something very peculiar and I'm not really sure why. I decide I'll deliberately be crude to the gorgeous brunette I previously saw outside of Mini. Perhaps it's my own feelings of inadequacy or weird sense of humor. Maybe it's her superior air of being a diva. But I stop and say Hello, to this hot babe. And I complement her on being so beautiful. She thanks me. I ask her name. It sounds like Michelle (Not sure how to spell that in Spanish.) Then I call her a goddess. She responds with slight demur saying 'Poquito' and holding her up forefinger and thumb with a small space between them. This is playing out great! Now, I drop the bomb. 'I would like to suck you, ' I say crudely. She said cautiously, 'Donde? (Where?) ' And I said I don't know the word. But I took a step back, tilted my head sideways, and looked between her legs. I think she said, 'Abajo! (Down?) ' Clearly she's irritated now. And I said yes, you really need it! Ouch! She didn't like that at all and flatly refuses. She looks at me with disgust. Our conversation is over and done. I'm very, very pleased with myself and move along. Why did I do this?

[John Rain]

Part Two: Saturday Afternoon Continued

Jumping ahead, I can't seem to find Miss Perfect, so after several attempts, I head to the other end of the Alley to get Miss Chaparrita. She'll want her pussy licked good. Told briefly, we go to Hotel Mini, she showers, I lick, she wiggles, groans, and cums. I love her. She offers to blow me. I tell her no, I need to save my leche. She laughs with delight. Why do I need to save my leche? I tell her I want to give my leche to Miss Perfect. She giggles and giggles.

Then Miss Chaparrita drops a bomb on me. She tells me it was her birthday yesterday. Shit. And she expects a nice gift from me.

As background, I'm a chump, okay? Miss Chaparrita and I have some history together. Years ago, when I first met her and found her to be fun and delightful, I noticed that the girls working around her basically ignored her. They would talk and joke with each other but never with her. Of course, when you are in let's say, 'direct sales' like the street girls are, your co-workers are your competition. So, while there are friendships, there are also very often high tensions or worse.

Anyway, on this one visit, she told me that her birthday was in two weeks. And begged me to come see her. And begged me and begged. Please. She had nobody to celebrate with her. Of course, I agreed and returned faithfully. Mr Chump, at your service. She was delighted when I returned. We shared tacos together at a small restaurant across the street. (It's no longer there.) Then she asked me what gift I was going to give her. I explain that her gift is me being here for her. She explained that, while it is nice that I'm here, she really expects some small gift. What kind of gift does she have in mind? 'Pantalones! ' Okay, we walk up and down the Alley and eventually find an acceptable pair of pants. My first regalo for Miss Chaparrita.

Back to the present, Miss Chaparrita asks if I remember those white pants I bought her long ago. Yes, of course, I remember. (They cost me $18, as I recall.) Well, now, after so many years, she expects a big gift. How much is a big gift? She says like $150 gift. I ask her if she is insane. She says her phone is no good and doesn't have a camera. She asks to see my phone and then offers to take a picture of us. I hand her my phone and tell her I really don't need a picture of us naked on my phone. But mine has a camera and hers doesn't. She really needs a camera. I hem and haw and eventually walk her back to her place.

At this point, I went into Las Chavelas Bar and picked out a girl. In all, I met three women that night at Las Chavelas, but I'll tell those details in the Las Chavelas thread, which I see has been languishing for sordid nourishment for quite some time.

Still no Miss Perfect, so I stop and say Hello, to the girl that she usually stands next to, Miss Gorda. She doesn't know where my friend is. But can I buy her a snack in the store we're in front of. Sure. We walk in and looking at her rotund profile suggest an orange or a banana. She grabs a bag of donuts. Oh, well, I tried. Back down to other end of the Alley and I see Miss BigTits whom I known a long time, but never taken down. So, I say Hello, and ask her why we never went to the room together. She says because I never asked her. Would she go for 200 pesos? Sure!

Back at Hotel Mini we hug and she takes off her clothes and sits on the bed. 'Mojado! (Wet!) , ' she says as she sits in the moisture left over from Miss Chaparitta's orgasm. I thought it unwise to tell her that it was the pussy juice of the girl she stands ten feet from six days a week. So, I told her I just took a shower and left the wet towel there. Silly me.

Anyway, she has jumbo natural boobs and very soft skin. We hold each other, I carefully inspect those titties and then I ask her to blow me. I give her a condom. She did a decent job of it. So much for keeping my leche for Miss Perfect. I walk her back and there is Miss Chaparrita eyeing me. She says, my gift, my gift, and points to the store across the street. I tell her I okay. We go and they have a phone for $59 plus some activation fee, but the clerk doesn't have the key to the case. If we return in an hour he'll have the key. I promise to return in an hour.

Finally, Miss Perfect is back at her post. I tell her let's go but I only have half an hour. Why, she asks? Because I'm meeting another girl. Okay. But tomorrow an hour? Yes, dear, an hour tomorrow. Okay.

Right at the entrance to Hotel Mini is the hot babe, Michelle, I was rude to earlier. Miss Perfect sees her. In the room, I tell her that I think that girl was beautiful. Miss Perfect gives me the most sour look imaginable. I think she misunderstood, so, I tell her again. Same reaction. She's disgusted. She says that girl is no good. And she has tattoos! Do you want a girl with tattoos! I think for a moment, and say I didn't see any and I think she's pretty. I've never seen Miss Perfect this way before. She's upset. It's strange.

So, I tell her the story of my crudeness in asking the girl earlier to let me suck her. Miss Perfect hits me. 'Mike! She going to think you licking my pussy now! ' Shit. I really hadn't thought this through. I laugh loudly and try to retract it all. She repeats her complaint. No, no she won't. 'Yes! She going to think you licking my pussy now! ' She says she's going to be very embarrassed now and when we leave, her face will be red. So, I start smacking my lips together and wiping my fingers around my lips like I just had some finger-licking chicken all over myself. I tell Miss Perfect that's what I'm going to do when we leave together.

She hits me again! 'Mike! You going to lick her pussy and then give me kisses, ' she says. No, I didn't lick her pussy. We didn't go to the room. 'But if she say yes. You going to lick her pussy and then give me kisses! ' No, no I didn't, she wouldn't, I know she wouldn't let me. I am laughing so hard and she is starting to laugh but still hitting me all the same. We spend the rest of the session laughing and attempting some kind of damage control. We never even get undressed.

Leaving down that long Hotel Mini corridor, I see the Michelle leaning against a tree looking directly into the Mini walkway. So, I get in front of Miss Perfect, so they aren't looking at each other. Halfway down she hits me in the back. I turn around, her tongue is out and she is smacking her lips together and licking her fingers. She is so funny. I love her so much.

I returned to Chaparrita and ended up buying her a cheap phone with a camera at a different store. She's very pleased. We agree to meet again sometime tomorrow. I know you tough guys out there would have 'fucked her in the ass and came on her face' and told her that was her gift. But that's not me. How many of you are living with a wife or girlfriend that costs you a whole lot more and gives you a whole lot less? How many of you would love to have a cute Latina half your age greet you by name with a warm purr and be all sweet and kissy and cuddly in the room with you? Believe me, my eyes are open. Years ago I did the girlfriend thing with a woman from AB, it fucks up your thinking big time. And hurts. I'm never heading down that road again. Still I know I shouldn't have bought her anything.

The rest of the time on this evening I was at Las Chavelas, but as I mentioned, I will relate those details separately.

[John Rain]

Part Three: Sunday

I didn't sleep very well. My room was 209 and the music and voices were loud all night. I woke and showered at about 6:30am. I was surprised to see it raining. The druggies were all lined up in front of Hotel Eduardo, waiting for their morning fix. There's a man passed out in front of Las Chavelas. I suppose he's drunk, but a small crowd is gathered and his friend is trying to revive him. Is see there are only a couple girls around because of the early hour and the rain. I get a hot tea and chat with the sturdy looking girl who's always standing in the Cascadas doorway during the daytime, Melissa. She suggests we go keep each other warm. I don't want sex with her but would like to have a woman next to me.

In the room she asks how much time I want. I hold up a 200 peso note and say, this much. We get under the blankets and warm up. I question her about some of the girls I used to know and what she knows about them. When the time is up she leaves. A bit flat in the personality department. There is absolutely nothing to do. I wish Miss Cariñoso were here, she's my regular early morning hookup, but I guess she's on vacation.

Eventually, Miss Perfect shows up and we enjoy an hour together. I show her some photos form Chavelas and she agrees that the girls are pretty. I ask her if she knows this other girl I was with last week, whom I described in my report as Miss MilkyTits. Of course, I just describe her appearance and don't mention my crude name from her. But somehow, Miss Perfect quickly figures out who it is and mentions that she was here yesterday morning and should be back this morning. Oh, and by the way, did she see me walking with her last week after disappearing for a couple hours? Oh, and by the way, she knows she's lactating and did I try her milk? How do these damn street girls know everything? Oh, and by the way, she looks kind of young, should you really be with her? I say hang on, she's not that young, and the desk clerk at Cascadas didn't know her so he made her show her identification. Miss Perfect eyes me suspiciously. I tell her enough talk, I want some action now. She agrees, and we enjoy each other. Afterwards, I walk her back.

I have some breakfast at the restaurant at Hotel Cascadas. I had a Chef's Omlette which includes lots of chopped up ham, some cheese, and a few bits of bacon. Plus rice, beans, and a bit of salad with avocado. That with a large orange juice, salsa and chips was $9. 50. Quite expensive and the quality was only so-so.

I wander around for a while and then, sure enough, I see Miss MilkyTits. She sees me and breaks open a big smile. I love her cinnamon brown skin color. Morenas rule! I put my arm around her. From the corner of my eye I can see that a damn quarter of a block away, Miss Perfect leans forward to see what I'm up to. Oh, these street girls!

I walk with my arm around Miss MilkyTits pulling her along to Hotel Cascadas. Damn! It's already 11:30am and check out is 1. Opm. In the room she wants the porn channel on and is fascinated by it. She asks if I was ever with two women. No. Why not? I tell her one woman is enough. She says she did a session with one man, herself, and another woman. Wow! Then we just make out for an hour and after which I explain that I need to pack up my stuff and leave this hotel. So, let's go over to Hotel Mini. She agrees.

Down at Hotel Mini we continue our make out session for the second hour. She says she's hungry and wants to order some food. I suggest we get dressed and go eat. We head back to the same restaurant I was just at and she gets some marlin fish, some kind of noodle salad, and arroz verde. I was still stuffed, so I just picked at some chips and a bowl of warm red salsa they gave us.

Back at Hotel Mini I ask her how old she is and she says twenty-two. Does she have a husband? No. Does she have a novio? No. Why not? Men just want money. I need my money for my babies. Not for some man to take. As we're kissing she says she loves me and then asks if I kiss other chicas. Damn! No good answer here. So, I ask her if she kisses other men. She says no, so I laugh and call her a liar and start tickling her. I think I got out of that question pretty nicely.

We spent the next two hours kissing, tickling, and licking each other. Every so often she would squeeze a nipple and zing me with a squirt of her milk. She's a real sweetheart. Full disclosure, we didn't have intercourse (my decision, she offered, but I was depleted). We spent a total of four hours or more in bed together in what I would describe as total GFE. She does have a belly on her and speaks almost no English. I wouldn't describe her as a beauty, but I found her looks cute and her attitude outstanding. For some reason, we just clicked. It was a very mellow time.

Afterwards, about 4pm, I walk her back and quickly run down to find Miss Chaparrita to say goodbye. She's a little surprised that I didn't session with her. Well, next time I will, if she's around. Also never connected again with Miss N, word from one of the street girls was that she TLN'd with another client (her word, LOL). Actually glad to hear it as she's strictly B-list material.

Then I checkout of Hotel Mini and with my backpack in tow and go to say goodbye to Miss Perfect. She's still my primera. We hold hands for a while and say our goodbyes. I catch a cab. There's no line at the border until I'm inside the building. I'm through customs in about 15 minutes.

Be Safe.

[Phordphan]

To Don Smith.

I saw the CNBC show on slavery last night also the report said the SW have up to 30 customer a day and price is low as 25 USD for 30 min is this true, I have not be to Tijuana for more than 10 yr still look like a shit hole to me.

Fast Eddie 48Not true. This sort of crap rarely is. They try to sensationalize it in order to shock some prudes in the audience. Often there is a political or financial angle for those who claim such ridiculous nonsense.

The going rate is about $20 for a 15. 20 minute partially-clothed quickie. Some girls will take off everything for that, others won't. 30 minutes is going to cost more. Figure between $30 and $40. There are exceptions, and the older ones often do 30 minutes for $20. But virtually none of them in the alley will.

I think most SGs would give their left tit for 30 customers a day. Supply always exceeds demand, and I am willing to bet that the average SG doesn't see 30 customers in a week. In fact, I'll bet there are more than a few who struggle to exceed 30 a month. I don't do SGs that much, but I have had several, fairly late in the evening, who are happy because I was their first customer of the day. And they'd obviously been standing around for hours.

And, yes, Tijuana is still a shithole in many parts. Others, not so much.

[Don Smith 10]

To Don Smith.

I saw the CNBC show on slavery last night also the report said the SW have up to 30 customer a day and price is low as 25 USD for 30 min is this true, I have not be to Tijuana for more than 10 yr still look like a shit hole to me.

Fast Eddie 48Only top quality SW have 25-30 customer on Saturday and 15-20 on Friday and Sunday. Usually even top quality SW have only 5-10 customer on weekdays. With 25 USD, you get 15 min for a girl and $6 extra for a room. But some chicas (Low quality) offer better price. Need good negotiation skill.

[Artisttyp]

Not true. This sort of crap rarely is. They try to sensationalize it in order to shock some prudes in the audience. Often there is a political or financial angle for those who claim such ridiculous nonsense.

The going rate is about $20 for a 15. 20 minute partially-clothed quickie. Some girls will take off everything for that, others won't. 30 minutes is going to cost more. Figure between $30 and $40. There are exceptions, and the older ones often do 30 minutes for $20. But virtually none of them in the alley will.

I think most SGs would give their left tit for 30 customers a day. Supply always exceeds demand, and I am willing to bet that the average SG doesn't see 30 customers in a week. In fact, I'll bet there are more than a few who struggle to exceed 30 a month. I don't do SGs that much, but I have had several, fairly late in the evening, who are happy because I was their first customer of the day. And they'd obviously been standing around for hours.

And, yes, Tijuana is still a shithole in many parts. Others, not so much. Agreed. You figure 30 sessions per chica a day times god knows how many SGs would equal an extremely busy zona. Ask anybody in the zona and they will tell you how very few people come anymore.

I saw an msnbc special on sex slaves before coming here. Even though some of it is true they totally spin the story to the right and fail to provide all the details. The result is poor women are lied to and abused. Never do you hear about the gringos that get jacked or scammed out of services. We don't exist when in reality there are women that have survived off assholes like us for years.

Tijuana can be a shithole in some places but if you are willing to explore and have enough knowledge of spanish it can be a lot of fun. I am doing here what I used to do in Lima Peru 5 years ago. Paying for a cheap but decent hotel eating all my meals in restaurants some shopping VIP movie cinemas bars sex. Unlike Lima the weather is fantastic.

However it takes FOREVER to figure out the pfp game. I've been coming since 2001 and I am just starting to see what possibilities are available. Good sex happens here if you manuever properly. The average 3/4 day monger won't get that. You have to put a lot of effort into it and be seen in the zona a lot. Eat at the same taco stands so you know people on that corner etc.

If you come down just for pfp a few days will do. If you want to experience culture etc. You can spend a lot longer here.

[Rodeo9112]

Fellow deviants,

I'm new to the Tijuana board, but definitely a vet when it comes to Latin America. Having moved from South Florida to California, it is only natural that I gravitate to Tijuana to satisfy my habit. Full disclosure: I have hobbied in Brazil (Rio / Sao Paulo) , Colombia (Bogota / Medellin) , Panama (Panama City) , Dominican Republic (Puerto Plata / Sosua / Santo Domingo) , Mexico (Acuna, Nogales) , the Netherlands (Amsterdam) , Germany (Kaiserslautern / Landstuhl) , and Japan (Tokyo) and of course using the many resources here in the good ol' US of A.

So, with many of my travels I begin with RTFF, searching for maps, top 10 lists, and guides for the area. I also look for lessons learned and warnings from other mongers. The last thing I look into is pricing and specifics on the types of girls in the area, as well as cultural nuances. This latter area is where I need your assistance.

I speak broken Spanish-that is to say, I know alot of words, but not so good with sentence structure outside of the normal conversational stuff. I have never had any trouble communicating with chicas in Latin America and use facial expressions and body language to convey personality in the absence of words. You'd be surprised how far that can go. Through my travels, I have decreed Amsterdam as the best place to monger. Then I decreed Colombia as the best place. Then DomRep, then Brazil-I think Brazil wins hands down, but, the bottom line is that you get out of the experience what you put into it, so I like to go in well-prepared. The following are questions that I have that hopefully you can help out with, that I wasn't able to find either through this Reports thread or the Reports of Distinction thread. Not saying its not there, but, maybe I didn't read far enough back, or it wasn't obvious enough for me to catch:

- Seems that street girls can range from $15-25/30, what is the range of the club girls? Seems like $60-80.

- Do the clubs have 'salida' fees that you have to pay to take the girl off premises?

- What percentage of the girls are between 19-25? I ask because it seems that Mexican women get a fucked up shape after about that age or after they have kids.

- How, in general are the girls' attitudes about anal? Not a deal breaker for me and I'm not that into it, but, just trying to understand them better. If a girl will let you fuck her in the ass, she generally will do anything else sexually.

- What hotels / motels do the girls stay in and can non-working girls (I. E. Mongers) stay there to be closer to the source?

- Is there a guide that lists all of the girls clubs or places where you can find girls? There was a similar list for Medellin, Colombia and with addresses, phone numbers and ratings, I was able to map them all out on Google Maps, with icons for priority based on the number and ratings of the girls as well as days / hours open; carried this on my iPhone and had a flawless first trip to Medellin, hitting 85% of the 'massage / spas' and knowing exactly when and where to find quality street girls as well as where to avoid.

- Are there any good expat hangouts where guys (including guys from this board) might go to swap stories, share knowledge, watch a game with good drinks that is NOT crawling with unescorted working girls?

- I assume no cartel / gang violence due to the impact it would have on tourism, right?

- I like girls with curves, but not fat around the waist. They can be the taller / thick girls (5'7"-5'10" and 140-150lbs) or the petite, shorter / slim girls (under 5'6" and 110-130 lbs) , but I like proportional tits and ass. A nice bubble butt or a round mound of ass; a plump B cup or some mega DDs. Just depends on the total package. Got to have good teeth and smile with an average to gorgeous face (an average face needs a killer body, but a gorgeous face just needs an average body. Get it?). What can I expect in Tijuana?

- Where are most of the girls from that work in Tijuana? I have found that most girls from Monterrey, Mexico City and Guadalajara are usually pretty hot and well built. In fact, through all my travels, a girl from Guadalajara that I met in Acuna is the best total package in terms of performance and looks. She was all fake (bleached blonde, lip injections, fake lashes, fake tits and ass injections) , but her performance was real and she looked GREAT!

- What is the deal with the drink tickets? Which clubs use this system and what is the quota the girls have to meet? If I find a girl that I just want to chill with before I take her, I'd like to know what I'm fighting against.

- How are the internet escort agencies in Tijuana? What are the top 3?

- What are the top 3s? Top 3 girls in terms of performers / looks. Assuming there are some that are mainstays? Top 3 places to stay? Top 3 clubs? Top 3 bars? Top 3 corners? Top 3 restaurants? Of course, all these are subject to opinion, but experience tells me there are always a few standouts everyone (or most) can agree on.

- Will the scene be any different in July than any other time of year?

I'll stop here. Sorry so long. Thanks in advance for the help.

Rodeo

[Baxter Slade]

I missed the CNBC documentary is that something that will be replayed. Or does someone have a link to watch it online.

Thanks

[John Rain]

Not true. This sort of crap rarely is. They try to sensationalize it in order to shock some prudes in the audience.Just bullshit for ratings is all.


I think most SGs would give their left tit for 30 customers a day. Supply always exceeds demand, and I am willing to bet that the average SG doesn't see 30 customers in a week. In fact, I'll bet there are more than a few who struggle to exceed 30 a month. I don't do SGs that much, but I have had several, fairly late in the evening, who are happy because I was their first customer of the day. And they'd obviously been standing around for hours..Yes! I've known enough street girls to know that lots have only 1 or 2 or 3 customers in an average weekday and sometimes go home with nothing.

Imagine if the media told the truth: Here is poor Alma, she stands around playing with her chewing gum for four hours before her first customer of the day offers her 100 pesos for sex. She gives lousy BJ's and her pussy stinks to high heaven, so she never gets any repeat customers. Eventually, she agrees to go for 150 pesos and sticks the gum to the wall. In the room Alma pretends to be unable to take more than two inches of her customer's dick in her mouth. Eventually the John gives up and leaves in frustration. Alma returns to her wall, picks off the gum to play with and waits patiently for her next victim. Poor Alma.

[Fast Eddie 48]

Only top quality SW have 25-30 customer on Saturday and 15-20 on Friday and Sunday. Usually even top quality SW have only 5-10 customer on weekdays. With 25 USD, you get 15 min for a girl and $6 extra for a room. But some chicas (Low quality) offer better price. Need good negotiation skill.To Don smith

That is too rush for me 15 min is not even enough for foreplay, Most of the girl is too young and not very good looking anyway, I spend alot of time in Asia for business girl there are much better quality and I can get girl for 40 USD 90 min 2 shots with BBBJ and Rimming too in sauna.

Fast Eddie 48

[Phordphan]

To Don smith

That is too rush for me 15 min is not even enough for foreplay, Most of the girl is too young and not very good looking anyway, I spend alot of time in Asia for business girl there are much better quality and I can get girl for 40 USD 90 min 2 shots with BBBJ and Rimming too in sauna.

Fast Eddie 48No, question there, Ed. If Asia were as easily accessible as Tijuana, then Tijuana would go out of business immediately.

[Fast Eddie 48]

No, question there, Ed. If Asia were as easily accessible as Tijuana, then Tijuana would go out of business immediately.To Phordphan.

I travel alot for business to Asia and South American live in California I don't do much mongering in the US at all, last time in Tijuana in back in 1998 look like price is about the same then just the USD is weak now, if your company paid you to travel to Asia for buisness don't think you need to go to Tijuana either correct.

Fast Eddie 48

[Phordphan]

fellow deviants,

i speak broken spanish-that is to say, i know alot of words, but not so good with sentence structure outside of the normal conversational stuff. i have never had any trouble communicating with chicas in latin america and use facial expressions and body language to convey personality in the absence of words. you'd be surprised how far that can go.

- seems that street girls can range from $15-25/30, what is the range of the club girls? seems like $60-80.

- do the clubs have 'salida' fees that you have to pay to take the girl off premises?

- what percentage of the girls are between 19-25? i ask because it seems that mexican women get a fucked up shape after about that age or after they have kids.

- how, in general are the girls' attitudes about anal? not a deal breaker for me and i'm not that into it, but, just trying to understand them better. if a girl will let you fuck her in the ass, she generally will do anything else sexually.

- what hotels / motels do the girls stay in and can non-working girls (i. e. mongers) stay there to be closer to the source?

- is there a guide that lists all of the girls clubs or places where you can find girls? there was a similar list for medellin, colombia and with addresses, phone numbers and ratings, i was able to map them all out on google maps, with icons for priority based on the number and ratings of the girls as well as days / hours open; carried this on my iphone and had a flawless first trip to medellin, hitting 85% of the 'massage / spas' and knowing exactly when and where to find quality street girls as well as where to avoid.

- are there any good expat hangouts where guys (including guys from this board) might go to swap stories, share knowledge, watch a game with good drinks that is not crawling with unescorted working girls?

- i assume no cartel / gang violence due to the impact it would have on tourism, right?

- i like girls with curves, but not fat around the waist. they can be the taller / thick girls (5'7"-5'10" and 140-150lbs) or the petite, shorter / slim girls (under 5'6" and 110-130 lbs) , but i like proportional tits and ass. a nice bubble butt or a round mound of ass; a plump b cup or some mega dds. just depends on the total package. got to have good teeth and smile with an average to gorgeous face (an average face needs a killer body, but a gorgeous face just needs an average body. get it?). what can i expect in tijuana?

- where are most of the girls from that work in tijuana? i have found that most girls from monterrey, mexico city and guadalajara are usually pretty hot and well built. in fact, through all my travels, a girl from guadalajara that i met in acuna is the best total package in terms of performance and looks. she was all fake (bleached blonde, lip injections, fake lashes, fake tits and ass injections) , but her performance was real and she looked great!

- what is the deal with the drink tickets? which clubs use this system and what is the quota the girls have to meet? if i find a girl that i just want to chill with before i take her, i'd like to know what i'm fighting against.

- how are the internet escort agencies in tijuana? what are the top 3?

- what are the top 3s? top 3 girls in terms of performers / looks. assuming there are some that are mainstays? top 3 places to stay? top 3 clubs? top 3 bars? top 3 corners? top 3 restaurants? of course, all these are subject to opinion, but experience tells me there are always a few standouts everyone (or most) can agree on.

- will the scene be any different in july than any other time of year? you'll do fine with broken spanish.

club girls *want* $60. $80. some demand it. some dimwits pay it because they're too shy to dicker a bit. most club girls will go for $50, some for $40. depends on the day, the availble sucker, er, customer pool, etc. that's for 30 minutes. an hour is generally easy to get for $70. $90. in the real world, $50 for 30 minutes of work is a shitload of money in mexico.

very few club girls will go off-site with customers. if you do, and if the club permits it, there is a salida. how much? who knows? that question has been asked many times, and usually one gets a different answer each time. but in general, unlike other countries, the chicas stay in the club until their shift is over. they use the hotels that are owned by their respective club.

most of the club girls are in your age range. some a little bit older. but management tends to weed them out, or put them on the day shift. i'm talking about the main gringo-centric clubs. the local clubs, well, it's an interesting mixed bag. i've seen anything from 18 to over 60.

anal tends to be a rare thing in tijuana. it's certainly not unheard of, but i don't think the odds are in your favor.

if the girls stay in the zona hotels, it's in the hotel belonging to their club. check the threads. many guys stay in the same hotels. i won't, because they're too damn noisy and, imho, none too clean. otherwise, they stay in their houses / apartments outside the zona, with their boyfriends / husbands / padrotes, etc.

there are some local clubs outside the zona where chicas are available. but, in general, everything gravitates to the zona norte, as it's officially tolerated there. there is no list, as the zona is very small, and you can see all the clubs in a couple of hours of roaming around, if you want to. it's technically illegal for a hooker to stand on the street, except for the zona. so, you're going to find the bulk of the sgs there. if you're looking a google maps, the area is pretty much circuscribed by calle 1o (articulo 123) to the south, calle cohuila to the north, avenida constitucion to the east and avenida ninos heroes to the west. there are a few things outside of these boundaries, on the fringe.

no expat hangouts in the zona, at least as you describe. chicago club is as close as you might get, mainly by virture of it being a bit "quieter" so you could actually carry on a conversation with somebody.

very little cartel violence in the zona.

you can find girls of all shapes and sizes. as long as you like latinas you'll find something to your liking.

i've talked to chicas from all over mx working in the zona. lots seem to be from sinaloa, veracruz, chiapas, michoacan.

all the clubs use a ficha system. policies vary by club. usually the girls have to meet some sort of quota. if they don't, anything from paying out of their pocket, to being disallowed from going arriba, to whatever, have been discussed. i don't think the smaller clubs have a quote, but i"m not positive. you will be expected to buy the lady a drink. if she likes you she won't gulp it. you will also be pestered to death to buy more and more of them in any of the clubs owned by the hk / tb / lm mafia, er, family.

can't speak to the top escort agencies.

a top 3 list is useless. there are only 4 big clubs in the zona (hk, tb, cc, ab) , and one want to-be (la malquerida). the remainder are small niche-oriented places. all of the good places to eat are outside of the zona, so no top 3 there. the best zona food tends to be the taco stands. no corners to speak of. all the girls are concentrated in the callejon coahuila (the alley). some are rep001tered up constitucion and ninos heroes, but i doubt they meet your criteria.

july is a fine time to visit.

to summarize, tijuana is nothing like other countries. it tends to be way too wham-bam-thank-you-maam for lots of guys. too many clock-watching gringos throwing around too much money for too many years. :d but, it is what it is, and if you put in the time, like artisttyp said, you can figure it out and have fun doing it.

[Rodeo9112]

To summarize, Tijuana is nothing like other countries. It tends to be way too wham-bam-thank-you-maam for lots of guys. Too many clock-watching gringos throwing around too much money for too many years. :D But, it is what it is, and if you put in the time, like Artisttyp said, you can figure it out and have fun doing it.Thanks for taking the time to respond. I appreciate the insight and look forward to hitting Tijuana!

Yippie Kiyay,

Rodeo

[Artisttyp]

Thanks for taking the time to respond. I appreciate the insight and look forward to hitting Tijuana!

Yippie Kiyay,

RodeoRodeo,

I've seen you on the boards for a long time now. I believe you do Colombia the DR and a few other hotspots. As someone who has done more or less the same route I can break it down for you like this.

Forget about any sexual encounters you have had in the DR or SA. It would be safe to say it won't happen to you here. Especially if you have decent taste and are on a budget. If $150 and higher is ok for you then maybe but even then many customers have been had by agencies. * Basically sex is a CRAP SHOOT in Tijuana. If you have blown a few loads and need just a little more attention from a chica to get you off you will PROBABLY be disappointed by the lack of effort and / or care she puts into it.

Ive never done Bar Girls but Ive spoken to people that have. One guy I met here says he stopped doing them because its more or less the same as a SG session but the room is a little cleaner and girl a little nicer.

Are you ready to buy $7 fichas for girls just to feel them out/question mark

If you can go with pigs druggies fat short toothless milfs you can find a LITTLE something to have *20/25 minutes of fun.

You need to enjoy everything else that Tijuana has if not your trip will be a bomb AND if you spend a lot for a hotel you will feel ripped off that you spent so much and got so little out of it. Your mind will be racing back to Colombia thinking about what you could have gotten for the same price.

Get a leather jacket made or get a tattoo. I am also trying a little buy / sell on ebay thing which takes me to swap meets and visiting wholesale places. Have a nice lunch everyday and try doing it in a different part of town. I will go to the beach next week on the rutas to have lunch out there....checking it out. Things like that keep you busy. Then in the afternoon you swing by the zona with a coffee in your hand and take a stroll. Chat with a few girls etc.

Phordophan rocked the responses! If I can help let me know.

[Rodeo9112]

Rodeo, If I can help let me know.Thanks for the words of wisdom and, for endorsing me on the new board! Man, I hope its not THAT bad! I got ran off from going to Acuna because of cartel violence, now I've got to think hard about Tijuana. It might just be a gamble that I'll have to take. Hopefully, my winning charm and good looks with passable Spanish will get me something close to a good experience. That, and the right amount of dinero! You're dimming the twinkle in my eye, bro. LOL.

Another question for the group. I noticed on one of the Tijuana Amigo videos on YouTube (linked on the HK Club board) reference to paying in pesos and the exchange rate. How up are girls on the exchange rates and, is it (generally) better to pay in pesos or dollars? Are dollars accepted everywhere (restaurants / hotels / clubs / stores) and are prices posted in pesos or dollars?

Thanks,

Rodeo

[John Rain]

Another question for the group. I noticed ... reference to paying in pesos and the exchange rate. How up are girls on the exchange rates and, is it (generally) better to pay in pesos or dollars? Are dollars accepted everywhere (restaurants / hotels / clubs / stores) and are prices posted in pesos or dollars?Dollars or Pesos are accepted everywhere. Often an exchange rate is posted, but you can always ask. In short, I negotiate and pay the girls in pesos to save a small amount. Businesses tend to tilt the exchange a bit in their favor, so generally better to pay hotels and such in dollars.

[MadisonGuy]

Thanks for the words of wisdom and, for endorsing me on the new board! Man, I hope its not THAT bad! I got ran off from going to Acuna because of cartel violence, now I've got to think hard about Tijuana. It might just be a gamble that I'll have to take. Hopefully, my winning charm and good looks with passable Spanish will get me something close to a good experience. That, and the right amount of dinero! You're dimming the twinkle in my eye, bro. LOL.

Another question for the group. I noticed on one of the Tijuana Amigo videos on YouTube (linked on the HK Club board) reference to paying in pesos and the exchange rate. How up are girls on the exchange rates and, is it (generally) better to pay in pesos or dollars? Are dollars accepted everywhere (restaurants / hotels / clubs / stores) and are prices posted in pesos or dollars?

Thanks,

RodeoI personally would not use pesos, I noticed they always started higher in pesos than in dollars. I think like anywhere else in the world it is hit or miss in Tijuana, you can have a couple shitty girls than a great one. The GFE is a little harder to find but it is there. I really enjoyed staying at the hotel puebla amiga, the bed and sheets were better than US standards and the front desk people were really cool about girls they kept pointing me in places to try and they said they could get girls to my room if I wanted but I wanted to see the girl first rather than some random girl show up. There is a massage parlor 100 feet from main enterance but I think it's kind of a rip off and the girls were not that attractive when I went. I personally think Tijuana is the most dangerous place I have visited, but not in terms of mob or drug cartel, the police just have a stench of corruption and they are literally everywhere. They have like 3 per block all around the city, I have never seen anywhere near that many police in the US anywhere. From what I hear the police are the main problem and I stayed very sober just to make sure I was not given a shake down. GL on your trip, I was happily surprised on my first trip although I would still prefer Costa Rica, Tijuana is quicker and cheaper to get to. I only wish I lived in CA.

[Mr Enternational]

Imagine if the media told the truth: Here is poor Alma, she stands around playing with her chewing gum for four hours before her first customer of the day offers her 100 pesos for sex. She gives lousy BJ's and her pussy stinks to high heaven, so she never gets any repeat customers. Eventually, she agrees to go for 150 pesos and sticks the gum to the wall. In the room Alma pretends to be unable to take more than two inches of her customer's dick in her mouth. Eventually the John gives up and leaves in frustration. Alma returns to her wall, picks off the gum to play with and waits patiently for her next victim. Poor Alma.Now that is hillarious because I just woke up over a Mexican "amiga" named Alma's house. After fucking all night she just told me that she was going to church today and asked if I wanted to go with her.

[Mr Enternational]

I personally think Tijuana is the most dangerous place I have visited, but not in terms of mob or drug cartel, the police just have a stench of corruption and they are literally everywhere. They have like 3 per block all around the city, I have never seen anywhere near that many police in the US anywhere. From what I hear the police are the main problem and I stayed very sober just to make sure I was not given a shake down. GL on your trip, I was happily surprised on my first trip although I would still prefer Costa Rica, Tijuana is quicker and cheaper to get to. I only wish I lived in CA.Since I haven't been on this tread for a while I don't know if the hooker that stripped at the police station incident has been discussed. Sorry if it already has been. http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2011/05/27/cops-in-mexico-force-young-woman-to-strip-for-her-release/

[Phordphan]

Another question for the group. I noticed on one of the Tijuana Amigo videos on YouTube (linked on the HK Club board) reference to paying in pesos and the exchange rate. How up are girls on the exchange rates and, is it (generally) better to pay in pesos or dollars? Are dollars accepted everywhere (restaurants / hotels / clubs / stores) and are prices posted in pesos or dollars?It's a mixed bag. Overall you will save money using pesos.

The peso was 10:1 for so long, that most of the chicas think that way. So, paying in pesos will net you some savings. Not nearly as much now as in recent years, but it is still a savings. And it may be a savings for the chica, too. Tijuana is a bit of an aberration, as the dollar is accepted almost everywhere. So, most of her daily expenses can be covered with dollars. But, once you get outside of the city, not so much. If she goes home to see the family, or sends money home, well, things change. Dollars may not be so readily accepted in Bumo Fucko Tabasco. Then the chica tales a helluva beating on the exchange back to pesos.

As far as the clubs go, the gringo-centric ones price everything in dollars on purpose. Sometimes their exchange rates are favorable, sometimes not. So, it's often easier to use dollars in the clubs. I still use pesos in the clubs, but I know I won't save much. But, in general, when the dollar is rising against the peso you will make out because most places don't adjust their exchange rates quickly. When the dollar is falling against the peso, you may lose money, again, because of the lag time in adjusting their rates.

In more local establishments, again, mixed bag. I always use pesos because it's easier. But almosst every place will give you a rate in dollars if you ask.

So, in general, I think one saves a bit of money using pesos. And, from a philosophical standpoint, I like to use the currency of the coutry I'm visiting.

But, this whole thing may soon be academic. With the current crop of politicians bound and determined to put the dollar on par with Charmin, we may be back to 10:1, or worse, very soon.

[Sock111]

I was down last night and the area seemed ALOT busier than normal. Not just busier, but alot more gringos too. Anyone else get the same feeling? Maybe its thanks to the free advertising from CNBC.


Zona Norte being featured on CNBC fuckumetry concerning sex slavery. Tonight! Get your popcorn!

[Artisttyp]

It would be a great idea to go to the bank and get a stack of single dollar bills. You will need them for several reasons.

Bathroom.

Tips.

Transportation.

Tacos.

Street People.

When people have no change

Much to my surprise some stores will give you a much higher value for your *dollar than other places when it is better to pay in pesos.

The zona is more or less a dollar place and getting back pesos and dollars as change will confuse you. It happens often but I just ask for pesos.

You need *both for sure if you stay for a few days. If you are coming down for the day $50 in singles will come in extremely handy and lessen your chances of change or exchange fraud by waiters.

[Fast Eddie 48]

I missed the CNBC documentary is that something that will be replayed. Or does someone have a link to watch it online.

ThanksTo Hughtheman,

It will show again tonight on cnbc crime inc Sunday night US time 10 pm est.

Fast Eddie 48

[Hambone78]

It would be a great idea to go to the bank and get a stack of single dollar bills. You will need them for several reasons.

Bathroom.

Tips.

Transportation.

Tacos.

Street People.

When people have no change

Much to my surprise some stores will give you a much higher value for your *dollar than other places when it is better to pay in pesos.

The zona is more or less a dollar place and getting back pesos and dollars as change will confuse you. It happens often but I just ask for pesos.

You need *both for sure if you stay for a few days. If you are coming down for the day $50 in singles will come in extremely handy and lessen your chances of change or exchange fraud by waiters. couldn't agree more! I always go to my bank before I go down. I get 50-75 in ones and 25-50 in fives. Fives are good for the taxi, one drink with a dollar tip. 3 tacos and a coke etc. The 1s are good for tips for the ladies, bathroom guy, bus, routa taxi, exact change paying for drinks etc. This way you don't give anyone the chance to rip you off. Better safe than sorry. I wear some cargo shorts, keep my sentri pass and HK VIP card in my bottom left pocket, cell phone in my left pocket. 5s in the back pocket, singles in the bottom right pocket and my cigs / lighter in my right pocket. It works.

[Artisttyp]

I just thought I would post the info for an upcoming " lucha libre" match at the Auditorio Municipal on June 17 at 8:30pm.

Ever seen the jack black movie NACHO LIBRE? This is the real thing.

You can buy tickets I *guess before at the auditorio. Better check if it sells out.

How do you get there cheaply from the centro? You walk down from revolucion to ave madero around calle 4 and look for red ruta taxis that say either 5 y 10 or fundadores on them. The auditorio is located a block or two past the hipodromo on the same avenue. Just tell the driver " Quiero bajar en frente del auditorio municipal". Cost of ruta 11mx or $1.

If I am still around I will probably go.

[Irony Monger]

It would be a great idea to go to the bank and get a stack of single dollar bills. You will need them for several reasons.Ha! Agree totally. In fact, before my last trip I spend 3 weeks saving every single I could get my hands one. I went down with over $80 in ones for a two day trip, and guess what. I still needed to get some change.

Ones are worth their weight in gold in Tijuana.

[Irony Monger]

an interesting side post. non chica related.

while i was in tijuana last weekend, i wanted to grab some vitamin v for obvious reasons, but also wanted to stock up on azithromycin (explanation below).

i thought that it would be easy to ask about over the counter antibiotics, and if they sold me some, i would then ask about viagra, so i went from farmacia to farmacia asking if i could get azithromycin. however, once i asked, each pharmacist got this zombie-like stare on their face, then recited some crap about how they cannot provide antibiotics without a prescription. it seemed like a rehearsed speech. (i later googled and found out that there has been a crackdown on over the counter antibiotics in mexico: http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=antibiotic+crackdown+in+mexico&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=a91b69f6bd0a7737&biw=1248&bih=886)

anyway, after 4 rejections, i decided to switch gears. i went to a farmacia on art 123 fuente mexico between constituion and ninos heros and said in english "hey man, can i get some viagra?". sure enough, no problem there. after he rang it up without asking for a prescription, i asked if i could also get some azithromycin. he gave me the crazy-gringo look then rang it up as well.

so the take away is this: use viagra to establish the fact that you can buy drugs without a prescription, then move on to whatever else you want.

as a footnote, here is why i wanted to buy azithromycin over the counter.

on my last trip to the philippines i returned with a case of chlamydia (could have been any one of eight girls ;)). i know this because i get myself tested comprehensively for all stds at an anonymous clinic several times a year. however, i am not interesting in yet again visting my doctor ($$) showing her my test results, having her order a retest ($$$) because she does not trust my anonymous clinic (which has never been wrong) , waiting a couple weeks because of our mutual schedules, having yet another office visit ($$) for her to yet again prescribe the standard treatment for chlamydia ($$ because she does not prescribe generics) that anyone can find out via the cdc website. so basically, i wanted to stock up for next time, since chlamydia happens. plus, generic azithromycin is much cheaper over the border. obviously if anything else shows up on my test i would return to the doctor, and i am not recommending self diagnosis for anyone, but i am personally tired of what is essentially over charging for my personally sex habit. my doctor needs to get real, accept the test results i bring in, and prescribe what she always prescribes up front (preferably via phone and fax) without the extra bs.

one wonders why we our healthcare system is in financial disarray .... :rolleyes:

[Smithersl2004]

I totally disagree with the assessment that Tijuana is just a wham bam thank you man kind of place. It can certainly be that if you want it to be. I have had terrific experiences with bar girls during many trips there. With SGs, I've found one in three to be passionate, so what would you rather do, Pay $60 for a great experience or 20, 20, 20, for a one in three shot? Regarding the DR, I have been there numerous times. While DR women will treat you well, they lack the passion of the Mexicana.

[Ninguno Especial]

I totally disagree with the assessment that Tijuana is just a wham bam thank you man kind of place. It can certainly be that if you want it to be.Good first post assessment Smithers and welcome aboard.

[Don Smith 10]

Part Three: Sunday

I didn't sleep very well. My room was 209 and the music and voices were loud all night. I woke and showered at about 6:30am. I was surprised to see it raining. The druggies were all lined up in front of Hotel Eduardo, waiting for their morning fix. There's a man passed out in front of Las Chavelas. I suppose he's drunk, but a small crowd is gathered and his friend is trying to revive him. Is see there are only a couple girls around because of the early hour and the rain. I get a hot tea and chat with the sturdy looking girl who's always standing in the Cascadas doorway during the daytime, Melissa. She suggests we go keep each other warm. I don't want sex with her but would like to have a woman next to me.

In the room she asks how much time I want. I hold up a 200 peso note and say, this much. We get under the blankets and warm up. I question her about some of the girls I used to know and what she knows about them. When the time is up she leaves. A bit flat in the personality department. There is absolutely nothing to do. I wish Miss Cariñoso were here, she's my regular early morning hookup, but I guess she's on vacation.

Eventually, Miss Perfect shows up and we enjoy an hour together. I show her some photos form Chavelas and she agrees that the girls are pretty. I ask her if she knows this other girl I was with last week, whom I described in my report as Miss MilkyTits. Of course, I just describe her appearance and don't mention my crude name from her. But somehow, Miss Perfect quickly figures out who it is and mentions that she was here yesterday morning and should be back this morning. Oh, and by the way, did she see me walking with her last week after disappearing for a couple hours? Oh, and by the way, she knows she's lactating and did I try her milk? How do these damn street girls know everything? Oh, and by the way, she looks kind of young, should you really be with her? I say hang on, she's not that young, and the desk clerk at Cascadas didn't know her so he made her show her identification. Miss Perfect eyes me suspiciously. I tell her enough talk, I want some action now. She agrees, and we enjoy each other. Afterwards, I walk her back.

I have some breakfast at the restaurant at Hotel Cascadas. I had a Chef's Omlette which includes lots of chopped up ham, some cheese, and a few bits of bacon. Plus rice, beans, and a bit of salad with avocado. That with a large orange juice, salsa and chips was $9. 50. Quite expensive and the quality was only so-so.

I wander around for a while and then, sure enough, I see Miss MilkyTits. She sees me and breaks open a big smile. I love her cinnamon brown skin color. Morenas rule! I put my arm around her. From the corner of my eye I can see that a damn quarter of a block away, Miss Perfect leans forward to see what I'm up to. Oh, these street girls!

I walk with my arm around Miss MilkyTits pulling her along to Hotel Cascadas. Damn! It's already 11:30am and check out is 1. Opm. In the room she wants the porn channel on and is fascinated by it. She asks if I was ever with two women. No. Why not? I tell her one woman is enough. She says she did a session with one man, herself, and another woman. Wow! Then we just make out for an hour and after which I explain that I need to pack up my stuff and leave this hotel. So, let's go over to Hotel Mini. She agrees.

Down at Hotel Mini we continue our make out session for the second hour. She says she's hungry and wants to order some food. I suggest we get dressed and go eat. We head back to the same restaurant I was just at and she gets some marlin fish, some kind of noodle salad, and arroz verde. I was still stuffed, so I just picked at some chips and a bowl of warm red salsa they gave us.

Back at Hotel Mini I ask her how old she is and she says twenty-two. Does she have a husband? No. Does she have a novio? No. Why not? Men just want money. I need my money for my babies. Not for some man to take. As we're kissing she says she loves me and then asks if I kiss other chicas. Damn! No good answer here. So, I ask her if she kisses other men. She says no, so I laugh and call her a liar and start tickling her. I think I got out of that question pretty nicely.

We spent the next two hours kissing, tickling, and licking each other. Every so often she would squeeze a nipple and zing me with a squirt of her milk. She's a real sweetheart. Full disclosure, we didn't have intercourse (my decision, she offered, but I was depleted). We spent a total of four hours or more in bed together in what I would describe as total GFE. She does have a belly on her and speaks almost no English. I wouldn't describe her as a beauty, but I found her looks cute and her attitude outstanding. For some reason, we just clicked. It was a very mellow time.

Afterwards, about 4pm, I walk her back and quickly run down to find Miss Chaparrita to say goodbye. She's a little surprised that I didn't session with her. Well, next time I will, if she's around. Also never connected again with Miss N, word from one of the street girls was that she TLN'd with another client (her word, LOL). Actually glad to hear it as she's strictly B-list material.

Then I checkout of Hotel Mini and with my backpack in tow and go to say goodbye to Miss Perfect. She's still my primera. We hold hands for a while and say our goodbyes. I catch a cab. There's no line at the border until I'm inside the building. I'm through customs in about 15 minutes.

Be Safe. I really enjoyed your report.

Whenever I read your report, it feels like I am with that girl.

Specially I am curious who is Miss Perfect.

I know most chicas from street.

I am going down there this weekend.

Maybe I can guess after my trip, but it will be private message.

I don't want to reveal her name here.

Anyway thank you for your report.

Happy monger

[Smithersl2004]

Ninguno, I stumbled on the Tijuana red light district after several days at a boring-as-hell conference in SD about 10 years ago. With all the US brainwashing about the evils of P4P, I was shocked, shocked to find out how much the practitioners in Tijuana enjoyed their jobs. Adelitas used to be like Tropical is now. I like to dance (although nortena isn't my favorite music) , so I frequented Miami, Chevalis and Tropical. I never had a bad time at Chevalis but now that it is renovated, I encountered a few more hardened types than I was used to last year. Funny thing, with the US economy in the tank, I had a great experience at Adelitas. I usually just go there for the eye candy. At Chevalis, a gringo is a novelty and the girls are lucky to do one guy a night. Don't like being the fifth trick of the night for a girl at Adelitas but times have changed that.

Tijuana is like a constantly restocked pond. Only one girl, Rosa, a SG in the alley, have I seen over the ten years. Funny thing is you think Tijuana is the portal to better and cheaper stuff throughout Mexico but this is not necessarily the case as the selection is hit or miss in other cities although Nogales and Ensenada have been good to me. The girls come to Tijuana from all around Mexico. The trick is to find the one just off the bus from Mazatlan.

[Don Smith 10]

Whenever I have a good session with chica, I usually ask her phone number. After 3-4 attempts, I get her phone number. Before I go to tijuana, I text her what time I want to see her. 90% chicas usually waiting for me. It is easy to get a phone number from bar chicas, but more difficult from SW.

How about you guys?

[Rodeo9112]

Gents,

I read an elusion to the effect that there is a huge uptick in the amount of hotties in Tijuana over the summer as the college girls who are out of school for the summer make the pilgrimage up to Tijuana to make some extra bucks. Any truth to this? Is it a significant difference. Are the girls much hotter? How does this change in supply and quality affect price and performance?

Also, I did find the 2009 Brockton O'Toole Guide to Tijuana. Is there an updated version?

BTW, I'm watching this Congressman Weiner dude in a press conference on TV; dude admits he tweeted a pic of his schlong to the Seattle chic. Dumbass. You NEVER admit!

Thanks,

Rodeo

[Artisttyp]

I totally disagree with the assessment that Tijuana is just a wham bam thank you man kind of place. Regarding the DR, I have been there numerous times. While DR women will treat you well, they lack the passion of the Mexicana.Woa! You totally blew me away. I've never heard that before but sounds like you are getting a good deal.

I wish I got the DR ficky ficky in mexico. It would give me even more reasons to come back.

Do you do 1 hr blowouts or 30 minute quickes / question mark.

35 US per hour at my hotel was the best I've done in the DR. During the day mainly but included BBBJ and Licking.

[Smithersl2004]

Artistyp,

I've always enjoyed your comments as I've lurked on the board for numerous years. The ass licking thing is a bit extreme but I used to be wary of DATY with providers and now I'm called "Lengua de Oro" in Tijuana, so you never know. I too am a "budget" monger but not to the same extent as you. In black Tijuana in the US (Irvington, N. J.) , going rates are 20 to 40 for street girls and 80 to 100 for bar girls (plus 25 for hotel room).

5 years ago, DATY was a welcome novelty to the girls in Tijuana. Now not so much. During slow times, I used to try to negotiate Tijuana bar girls down to 40 but now as I've gotten older and lazy, I go for 60. Most of the girls aren't clock watchers, although I did get nailed by a Chicago provider recently, who, although great in la cama, tried to hit me up for "double" session. Great session but I didn't repeat. I tend to like 30 something girls for obvious reasons. Peak performance In DR, Blackbeard has set rates and take out at places like Crystals can be expensive but the quality of the action has been commensurate. (100)

[Hotwire]

I was down last night and the area seemed ALOT busier than normal. Not just busier, but alot more gringos too. Anyone else get the same feeling? Maybe its thanks to the free advertising from CNBC.I was in town last Thursday getting dental cleaning and a haircut. Cab driver told me they were expecting between 2000 and 2500 people this past weekend.

[Phordphan]

I totally disagree with the assessment that Tijuana is just a wham bam thank you man kind of place. It can certainly be that if you want it to be. I have had terrific experiences with bar girls during many trips there. With SGs, I've found one in three to be passionate, so what would you rather do, Pay $60 for a great experience or 20, 20, 20, for a one in three shot? Regarding the DR, I have been there numerous times. While DR women will treat you well, they lack the passion of the Mexicana.I, too, have had terrific experiences with BGs. I absolutely prefer them over SGs, but, to each his own.

However, the alley girls operate on a 15. 20 minute baseline. I can't speak for everybody, but for me, that's a quickie. Too damn quick. Other SGs, and the BGs, use the 30 minute paradigm. To contrast, even places overrun with gringos, like CR, operate in 1 hour chunks. And don't get me started about SEA, where 3 hour "short times" are not out of the norm. Therefore, I stand by my comment that Tijuana operates on a more "wham-bam" mentality. It's just the way it is, and anyone visiting Tijuana for the first time should at least be aware of that fact.

[Artisttyp]

Artistyp,

I've always enjoyed your comments as I've lurked on the board for numerous years. The ass licking thing is a bit extreme but I used to be wary of DATY with providers and now I'm called "Lengua de Oro" in Tijuana, so you never know. I too am a "budget" monger but not to the same extent as you. In black Tijuana in the US (Irvington, N. J.) , going rates are 20 to 40 for street girls and 80 to 100 for bar girls (plus 25 for hotel room).

5 years ago, DATY was a welcome novelty to the girls in Tijuana. Now not so much. During slow times, I used to try to negotiate Tijuana bar girls down to 40 but now as I've gotten older and lazy, I go for 60. Most of the girls aren't clock watchers, although I did get nailed by a Chicago provider recently, who, although great in la cama, tried to hit me up for "double" session. Great session but I didn't repeat. I tend to like 30 something girls for obvious reasons. Peak performance In DR, Blackbeard has set rates and take out at places like Crystals can be expensive but the quality of the action has been commensurate. (100) Thank you for your comments. We seem to have a lot in common. However " Lengua De Oro " is a title I cannot compete with. I can mop up a mess with my tounge but it is far from the color gold when I am through with it.

I live in NYC and would love more info on black tijuana. Can I PM you when I return? If its worth a two day trip and doable without a car I would consider it. What about the 50. Trouble?

* I was thinking of trying to get some BGs to go up for a lick session for $40. I could easily eat some of the HK chicas out for 30 minutes without screwing. Do you have any experience in negotiating just licking for 30 minutes?

Welcome. Please stop lurking and write some more.

[Baxter Slade]

Whenever I have a good session with chica, I usually ask her phone number. After 3-4 attempts, I get her phone number. Before I go to tijuana, I text her what time I want to see her. 90% chicas usually waiting for me. It is easy to get a phone number from bar chicas, but more difficult from SW.

How about you guys? I never got a phone number from a SG but it works pretty good if you find a bar girl you would like to see again. I downloaded an app to my phone that allows me to write my message in English it converts it to Spanish and sends it via text it is a great way to communicate if you don't speak espanol. Using modern technology to contact hookers in Tijuana, I think its funny when I think back to the old days who would have ever dreamed it would come to this.

[Keg]

I downloaded an app to my phone that allows me to write my message in English it converts it to Spanish and sends it via text it is a great way to communicate if you don't speak espanol. Using modern technology to contact hookers in TijuanaI hope Anthony Weiner isn't reading this, he's already in hot water.

LOL

[Smithersl2004]

Artisttyp, IN the NYC area, there are Bridgeport, Ct and Irvington, NJ. In times past there were numerous FS bars in Bridgeport. NOw there are 2, Pleasant Moment's and bishop's Corner. They are definitely wham bam thank you ma'am kind of bars. The action is a little too hurried for me.

In Irvington, there is Vics. The LE have closed Vic's for 3 months. They should re-open in September. FS is available right at the bar as long as you go in from the back. 10 to 40 contribution required. FS take-out is available at 80-100. When you first go to Vics, you can't understand what's so great about the bar. Once you're "initiated", things change. I can remember a brother standing next to me asking me how to get action there. He had failed to observe that I had been serviced twice while we were standing there. Oh the wonders of Levitra 20 mg.

[Sound7]

tijuana meds: no us custom declaration! cross the border early morning, no machine scan?

carry a copy of older us rx just in case.

rx 1000 mg? twice a day / 7 days and no risk activities fro 6 months? patient weight is critical for dosage.

chicas in tijuana on monthly examination schedule and condom usage less risk.

did see ads for generic viagra 4 pak for 200 pesos on 123 art after the bridge cross and before ave. revolution.

pi, have no idea what the wg sex practice is and the associated risk.


an interesting side post. non chica related.

while i was in tijuana last weekend, i wanted to grab some vitamin v for obvious reasons, but also wanted to stock up on azithromycin (explanation below).

i thought that it would be easy to ask about over the counter antibiotics, and if they sold me some, i would then ask about viagra, so i went from farmacia to farmacia asking if i could get azithromycin. however, once i asked, each pharmacist got this zombie-like stare on their face, then recited some crap about how they cannot provide antibiotics without a prescription. it seemed like a rehearsed speech. (i later googled and found out that there has been a crackdown on over the counter antibiotics in mexico:

http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=antibiotic+crackdown+in+mexico&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=a91b69f6bd0a7737&biw=1248&bih=886

)

anyway, after 4 rejections, i decided to switch gears. i went to a farmacia on art 123 fuente mexico between constituion and ninos heros and said in english "hey man, can i get some viagra?". sure enough, no problem there. after he rang it up without asking for a prescription, i asked if i could also get some azithromycin. he gave me the crazy-gringo look then rang it up as well.

so the take away is this: use viagra to establish the fact that you can buy drugs without a prescription, then move on to whatever else you want.

as a footnote, here is why i wanted to buy azithromycin over the counter.

on my last trip to the philippines i returned with a case of chlamydia (could have been any one of eight girls.). i know this because i get myself tested comprehensively for all stds at an anonymous clinic several times a year. however, i am not interesting in yet again visting my doctor ($$) showing her my test results, having her order a retest ($$$) because she does not trust my anonymous clinic (which has never been wrong) , waiting a couple weeks because of our mutual schedules, having yet another office visit ($$) for her to yet again prescribe the standard treatment for chlamydia ($$ because she does not prescribe generics) that anyone can find out via the cdc website. so basically, i wanted to stock up for next time, since chlamydia happens. plus, generic azithromycin is much cheaper over the border. obviously if anything else shows up on my test i would return to the doctor, and i am not recommending self diagnosis for anyone, but i am personally tired of what is essentially over charging for my personally sex habit. my doctor needs to get real, accept the test results i bring in, and prescribe what she always prescribes up front (preferably via phone and fax) without the extra bs.

one wonders why we our healthcare system is in financial disarray. .

[MadisonGuy]

Going to Tijuana tomorrow night thru Friday night. If any fellow mongers are going to be there let me know, I couldn't find any wingmen to go on a moments notice. Reports to follow.

[ZeroKaizer]

Going to Tijuana tomorrow night thru Friday night. If any fellow mongers are going to be there let me know, I couldn't find any wingmen to go on a moments notice. Reports to follow.I can probably go Wednesday and Thursday. Not Friday though.

What's your email / contact info?

[2nd Chance]

Artisttyp, IN the NYC area, there are Bridgeport, Ct and Irvington, NJ. In times past there were numerous FS bars in Bridgeport. NOw there are 2, Pleasant Moment's and bishop's Corner. They are definitely wham bam thank you ma'am kind of bars. The action is a little too hurried for me.Ah, Bridgeport, CT. How I miss the old days. Had one of the best quickies at Bishop's Corner with a spicy latina. The only latina. .

[2nd Chance]

Mexicali and Tijuana Run!

I'm planning my first trip to Tijuana on Friday 6/17. This will, for sure, be the longest drive I've done for a piece of ass. Ha Ha. Ok, I will also be deviating to Mexicali as the 1/2 way point.

I will leave the metro Phoenix / Glendale area around 3-4pm. Will be making my way via Gila Bend and Yuma. Make a pit stop in Mexicali for a breather and to check out a couple of bars. Should be there by 8pm.

Depending on how Mexicali goes, I may crash at a local motel in Calexico, or just continue to San Diego and get a motel there.

Saturday, depending on your suggestions, I make cruise around San Diego and head into Tijuana when the action starts up. Or, just head there first thing in the morning and be a tourist in Tijuana before mongering.

I will have to be back in Phx by noon on Sunday, so will need to leave TJ by 4am. Yeah... it's going to be rough, but FUN!

It's a LONG 6 hour drive. So, I'm looking for a fellow monger(s) to come along for the ride, split some small expenses, shoot the shit and have a little fun.

Especially one that is familiar with Tijuana.

Also, if anyone else is going to be there, PM me and we can hook up for drinks and stuff!

[also posting in the Mexicali forum]

[Keg]

It's a LONG 6 hour drive.Just curious why you don't fly? Seems with the price of gas these days and the long duration driving, maybe you'd be better off just flying from PHX-SAN. If it's your first trip to Tijuana, maybe it's worth it to spend both Friday and Saturday there, it'll provide you with more options. (just my humble recommendation).

Have a fun trip.

[Statman]

Just curious why you don't fly? Seems with the price of gas these days and the long duration driving, maybe you'd be better off just flying from PHX-SAN. If it's your first trip to Tijuana, maybe it's worth it to spend both Friday and Saturday there, it'll provide you with more options. (just my humble recommendation).

Have a fun trip. It is because he wants the ladies of Tijuana to play with his junk, Not TSA!

[Big John 1]

It is because he wants the ladies of Tijuana to play with his junk, Not TSA!Your comment here is most appropriate! I no longer fly in USA because of run ins with TSA! In El Paso years ago told them I would prefer dealing with terror than with TSA! About six years ago TSA TRIED to body search my then 93 year old mother! 1. When I said I would go to AP Press, CNN. 60 minutes. 20/20 or all of them they backed down! But cursed me and my old Mother first! Then recently six year old girl body searched extensively while the sheep passengers did nothing! Sorry for not staying on topic but these guys irk me to the boiling point! Just interfere with regular citizens, do nothing to stop real bad guys!

[Ath Trainer]

Your comment here is most appropriate! I no longer fly in USA because of run ins with TSA! In El Paso years ago told them I would prefer dealing with terror than with TSA! About six years ago TSA TRIED to body search my then 93 year old mother! 1. When I said I would go to AP Press, CNN. 60 minutes. 20/20 or all of them they backed down! But cursed me and my old Mother first! Then recently six year old girl body searched extensively while the sheep passengers did nothing! Sorry for not staying on topic but these guys irk me to the boiling point! Just interfere with regular citizens, do nothing to stop real bad guys!If what you say is true, I can appreciate your frustration w / TSA. I travel a decent amount and can tell you that I have had / seen very little problems with what they do. That does not mean that it is, and ever will be a perfect system. But please don't make it sound like they were doing a cavity search on dear old Mom, while Bin Ladin walked right past with a bomb in his hand.

And, by the way, there is no reason to give Statman a big head. Even if he has one, remember, size does not matter. It's all how you use it. He won't be able to read this. He has me on his blocked list.

[ZeroKaizer]

Coming back into the US. The lines were very long. I heard people yelling for the I'd checkers to hurry up. People w / o passports were complaining about 3 hour waits. I waited in line for about 30 mins. Longest I've ever waited.

[Big John 1]

If what you say is true, I can appreciate your frustration w / TSA. I travel a decent amount and can tell you that I have had / seen very little problems with what they do. That does not mean that it is, and ever will be a perfect system. But please don't make it sound like they were doing a cavity search on dear old Mom, while Bin Ladin walked right past with a bomb in his hand.

And, by the way, there is no reason to give Statman a big head. Even if he has one, remember, size does not matter. It's all how you use it. He won't be able to read this. He has me on his blocked list. I do not agree with much of what this member Statman says either but agree on this one comment he made! I am a respectful member, have no desire to get into flame war with you nor anyone else! And nobody searched my Mom because I stood my ground on this! And when they threatened to arrest me I threatened with the press, and TV attention they backed down! I am 67 and a vet seen our freedoms erode very sadly! Frankly very glad you have had little trouble with TSA Sir hope it remains that way for you!

[MadisonGuy]

I do not agree with much of what this member Statman says either but agree on this one comment he made! I am a respectful member, have no desire to get into flame war with you nor anyone else! And nobody searched my Mom because I stood my ground on this! And when they threatened to arrest me I threatened with the press, and TV attention they backed down! I am 67 and a vet seen our freedoms erode very sadly! Frankly very glad you have had little trouble with TSA Sir hope it remains that way for you!Big John thanks for everything you have done for our country. I agree with you but have sadly learned to look the other way to many of the freedoms we lose. I do not have what it takes to be in the military, I'm not much of a team player, that being said if the day came to fight to regain our rights I would be 100% on board. You and other veterans have done great things for our country, I'm not sure who feels safer because of TSA but certainly I am not one of those people. It makes no difference to me if there is a heavy search or no search at all, if someone is intent on terror it will happen. I had TSA at Milwuakee check my bag because of liquids, the lady told me I will never get through their airport if I leave liquids in my bag, my response was I flew 3 days ago with the same exact things in my bag through Milwaukee and nobody stopped me. I'm an engineer myself and have worked with companies supplying M16's and other equipment to the army. I know it is incredibily easy to make a gun that would pass through security because I would need no liquid and no metal and could make it in any shape or form I desire. Most people don't realize the simplicity of a firearm, but the kids that built a gun from a tube, rubber band, pin understand that it isn't all that difficult. I'd much prefer vets like you carrying a gun on the plane incase someone that shouldn't have one managed to get a weapon on board.

[MadisonGuy]

I FOUND A NEW PLACE, well new to me. It's totally my style and I just left it so can't really report on but 2 chicas which were decent. I just like that the club is nice and it seems more like a true massage parlor, maybe not 100% but who knows. It's called New Body, I haven't heard about it on here or forget when I did hear about it. Newbody. Com. Mx There is the web address. It's very classly, low key from what I could tell so far and you can bring chicas back to your hotel or pretty much do anything, they are fairly open it sounds like. Prices are cheaper for beers and everything, there's a pool table. It's just a cool chill place which is most similar to Zona Blue or HLH in Costa Rica which to me is the best MP. I will hopefully have a good report from it later today, waiting for a chica at my hotel then switching to Tiquan that place is nice! Got the master suite and I think I will be quite happy tonight. Hopefully going to try a dance clube called Dubai or Duvi or something like that.

[Artisttyp]

Big John thanks for everything you have done for our country. I agree with you but have sadly learned to look the other way to many of the freedoms we lose. I do not have what it takes to be in the military, I'm not much of a team player, that being said if the day came to fight to regain our rights I would be 100% on board. You and other veterans have done great things for our country, I'm not sure who feels safer because of TSA but certainly I am not one of those people. It makes no difference to me if there is a heavy search or no search at all, if someone is intent on terror it will happen. I had TSA at Milwuakee check my bag because of liquids, the lady told me I will never get through their airport if I leave liquids in my bag, my response was I flew 3 days ago with the same exact things in my bag through Milwaukee and nobody stopped me. I'm an engineer myself and have worked with companies supplying M16's and other equipment to the army. I know it is incredibily easy to make a gun that would pass through security because I would need no liquid and no metal and could make it in any shape or form I desire. Most people don't realize the simplicity of a firearm, but the kids that built a gun from a tube, rubber band, pin understand that it isn't all that difficult. I'd much prefer vets like you carrying a gun on the plane incase someone that shouldn't have one managed to get a weapon on board.In countries like Israel you can't even enter the ticketing area without being searched. The subways in NYC are an open target. Too many trains and entrances into the subway. You can't secure everything.

No offense to guys who risk their lifes for our saftey but there is no security in the USA. These TSA guys they hire are just employees for hire. They have very little knowledge about terrorism. They didn't grow up with it.

If I was a radical extremist I would fill a car trunk with explosives and drive right through macys 34th street. I am surprised nobody has done it yet. The special ops team a few blocks away at penn station wouldn't know what hit them.

[BootyTapper]

Was in Tijuana over the weekend and stayed at Hotel Ticuan (

http://hotelticuan.com/

). Posting a quick review below. All prices are in USD.

The good:

Room was very nice. I got the master suite with the Jacuzzi. Bed was big enough for 3, as was the Jacuzzi. Price was decent, ended up being about $170 for two nights. The staff was friendly and accommodating. Definitely girl friendly. I had some escorts come to the hotel while I was in the room, and just got a call from reception that went like "Hello, Sir, there are a couple. (dramatic pause) ladies here to see you. Should I sent them up?" My answer was yes of course, and they were in my room 2 minutes later.

The hotel is between Revolution and Constitution Aves. Very convenient. I was able to walk up Constitution to Zona Norte in about 15 minutes. Was fine during the day, but not recommended at night especially if you are drunk. Cabs ride is only 3 dollars, but I had one cabbie try to tell me it was 5. He actually followed me into the hotel to demand extra money. I gave him an extra buck (total of $4) just to shut him up, but I really should have just asked security to escort him out. No point in encouraging gringo taxes.

The bad:

They charged me a $300 deposit for the "open bar". There was no mini bar or refrigerator in the room, so I can only assume it was for room service drinks or something. I told them I was buying my own alcohol from the store, but could not talk them out of the deposit, so anyone who stays there should be prepared to add a big charge to their card or bring lots of extra cash. The charge was fully refunded on checkout.

The ugly:

Their website advertises free wifi internet access, but it was not working at all. Fortunately for me, I did not actually need it on this trip. Usually I would have been very displeased, as I often take working vacations, but this trip was pure pleasure, so no big issues. It just meant that you folks all had to wait for my reports. However, another guest who was checking in at the same time as me was livid. Be sure to call ahead and make sure it is working if in-room wifi is a deal breaker for you.

Conclusion:

I would stay there again if purely on vacation, but I would not use this as a working hotel because of the lack of functioning internet, and also there was no desk, just a small table. I really did like the room and the staff though, and I can deal with the extra deposit if I know about it up front (I just put it on the same card I used to book the room).

Anyway, photos below. Sorry, but I seem to have accidentally deleted the close up of the Jacuzzi from my camera. I have stayed at this hotel many times when I go to Centro Tijuana. Its a good hotel but like you said, the internet service is lacking. When I was last down there they were finishing the restaurant, now I hear its opened. The rooms are very comfortable and I think they got the best tv channel selection in Tijuana, including all the major US Tv Networks from San Diego. Cell phone reception can be an issue also, I had rooms on both sides of the hotel and the Revolucion Ave side seemed to be good when I was with Sprint.

[MadisonGuy]

I'm in ticuan right now, the internet is great it is the reason I switched from pueblo amigo to here. The bad. Jacuzzi is nasty. I filled it up which took about an hour and then ran the jets and it just stunk like rotten ass farts. Asked my girl and she said the same so there was no way we were going in that thing! They asked me for deposit also but I didn't really care much credit cards are protected for disputes anyway. I prefer this place so far over puebla amiga although they seem less chica friendly here, are atleast they give you a look more.

[Rodeo9112]

Gents,

I read an elusion to the effect that there is a huge uptick in the amount of hotties in Tijuana over the summer as the college girls who are out of school for the summer make the pilgrimage up to Tijuana to make some extra bucks. Any truth to this? Is it a significant difference. Are the girls much hotter? How does this change in supply and quality affect price and performance?

Also, I did find the 2009 Brockton O'Toole Guide to Tijuana. Is there an updated version?

BTW, I'm watching this Congressman Weiner dude in a press conference on TV; dude admits he tweeted a pic of his schlong to the Seattle chic. Dumbass. You NEVER admit!

Thanks,

RodeoBump, bump, bump

[Phordphan]

Bump, bump, bumpI'm very skeptical about the number of hotties increasing greatly. Biz probably picks up in the summer, so more chicas will come. But as far as loads of hot Mexican college girls? I smell bullshit.

No updated guide. Really the only thing different is that the old ped bridge is closed in favor of the new one.

[Plastermaster]

Would like to know if any of you have heard what happened to mexico lindo bar. Is it still open or has reopened?

[2nd Chance]

It is because he wants the ladies of Tijuana to play with his junk, Not TSA!Man, you got that right! If it is the TSA, it better be a hot ass chick with big boobs! Ha ha

[John Rain]

Rather than write a detailed, blow-by-blow narrative of my last trip, as I have in the past, here are few of the highlights from last Sunday and Monday in Tijuana.

Sunday Afternoon: El Fracaso Bar

I met a nice, older lady here named Ana. A brunette in her thirties, attractive, large breasts. We danced and had a few drinks. Fiches are 70P. Halfway through her first beer she told me she was starting to feel a little drunk. I gave her a skeptical smile and a gentle pinch. Certainly, she could pound down lots of those pony beers without effect.

I asked her how many she could really drink and after thinking for a moment she counted on her fingers and decided twenty. I returned the same skeptical smile and then we called over the mesero and asked him how many beers could she safely hold? He thought about it and decided ten was the number. She laughed and waved him off.

We spent about an hour or maybe a little longer together, dancing and sipping beer, and playfully struggling to communicate. I didn't inquire about taking her to the hotel. I assume she was available. My goal was to do what I did. Chill with a Mexicana. Besides her fiches, I asked her how much for the dances. She asked if I could give her five dollars. I did, and we parted as friends. I would definitely enjoying meeting up with her again some time.

Sunday Afternoon: Brenda and Estrella@Hotel Enva

I had never been with the either the famous Brenda or Estrella of Hotel Enva before, but had made a note to try and find them this trip.

I ran across Brenda, an older, morena, quite tall, standing at the doorway to Hotel Enva. She readily cut a deal for 200P and was friendly and agreeable to just about anything. Although she is older, I found her attractive and has nice firm breasts. But mostly it's her pleasant attitude that I liked.

This was the first time I ever went into Hotel Enva. Our room was clean and brightly lit. I was impressed. We did our deed. Brenda is a pleasure to do business with.

As I was walking out, I saw a shorty playing with a set of plastic balls on a string. The child's toy 'Clackers' where there are two hard plastic balls, one on each end of a string. You hold the string in the middle and then slap the balls up and down against each other. Remember it?

Anyway, this petite woman is clacking these balls together and laughing. I walk up to her from behind and say, 'Ohhh! Mis Heuvos! (My Eggs) ' So, she grabs the two red balls and squeezes them together, shaking them vigorously and says, 'Siiii! '

I introduce myself and I ask her name. 'Estrella, Let's go hroom! ' she replies.

Wow! Finally, I meet the famous Estrella. She is wearing some very sexy, black, thigh-high stockings together with micro white shorts. Very sexy. I decline a trip to the room, explaining that I have no more leche because I just finished with Brenda. Estrella assures me that there's more to be had and she is the woman to do it for me. Nevertheless, I politely decline.

Monday Early Afternoon: Miss MilkyTits

Well, for the third weekend in a row, I met up with one of my new favorites, Miss MilkyTits. I love her cute smile and golden colored skin and fun, playful attitude. GFE from the word go.

After we played in the room for a while, I talked her into going to La Valentina Bar with me. At first she had a few objections and thought they wouldn't let her in, but I just reassured her that it was okay for her to accompany me and she was in control and nothing would happen without her consent. I thought maybe we could dance a few songs together. Also I told her I wasn't going to be drinking since I had to drive home. She agreed.

We took a seat inside the bar right next to the dance floor. There was a pretty brunette dancing and stripping. I asked if Miss MilkyTits had ever been inside of La Valentina. No, she hadn't been inside any of the bars here. She ordered a juice and I ordered and agua mineral. The waitress brought our drinks, but it wasn't until she returned with my change that I realized I had forgotten to specify no fiche. Damn!

The waitress fills out a fiche and hands it to my girl who asks what the heck it is. Your fiche, I tell her. Oh, she never had one before. What do you do with it? I tell her she can exchange it when we leave.

As we sit there, the girl on stage strips topless and I'm enjoying the show, but after another 15 or 20 minutes, I need to get going on my way home. So, I tug Miss MilkyTits to go. We walk over to the bar to redeem her fiche. Her eyes light up when they hand her the money. I tell her it's my money. She says, no, but I can have a propina. She hands me 1 peso. I tell her that she's malo and she tells me in return that I'm malo. I ask her playfully how could she have been corrupted so quickly? She answers quickly, poking me with her finger, 'Tu! ', she says blaming me. I suck on her neck and pull her towards the door.

Outside, I walk her to her spot and say goodbye.

Another fun trip ends. The line at the border is terrible. It takes more than 90 minutes to cross.

Be Safe.

P. S. I'll have a follow-up to post in the Las Chavelas thread soon.

[Plastermaster]

Its ashame this bar had some of the best looking girls in tijuana. Their prices were kinda high but the service made up for it. Some of the girls were estrella laura the old timer monserrat her best friend and sofia short little gal whit a great ass and also theres paola who loved to give oral.

[Rohan Cid]

When I was walking around Tijuana's zona norte yesterday, I heard quite a bit of hissing. Nobody said anything about snakes in the area.

[Why Am I]

Would like to know if any of you have heard what happened to mexico lindo bar. Is it still open or has reopened?The bar itself has long since closed, but is still open as an escort service. And a pretty good one. Their overnight for $$$ is well worth it.

http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/

[Dornyone]

When I was walking around Tijuana's zona norte yesterday, I heard quite a bit of hissing. Nobody said anything about snakes in the area.Well, there are a lot of them, mostly spitting cobras, a sound of "chh chh" means you have been sighted. If you are a mongoose with "the technique", you can win over one of these snakes, to be your pet. As always, wear goggles and watch your wallet. :D

[MadisonGuy]

So my three day romp in Tijuana from Wed-Sat morning needs some reporting. I can't complain about the trip as I did enjoy myself but I have decided that for the money I am much better off going to Costa Rica. If I lived in San Diego or CA it would probably be different but the flight and rental car put it over because of the scammy businesses in Tijuana.

Unfortunately I have a horrible time remembering girls names, I remember tits and ass and that's about it. I do remember on the last day an Andreja in HK that had a great ass and a real mexican look to her. Skinny spinner with tiny breasts. She was super nice and we hung out for awhile and I was supposed to meet up with her after work but I was a little late coming from New Body so either she thought I ditched her or she ditched me. Either way nothing to lose sleep about. I will say that it was quite easy finding girls to hang out with during the day just like in Costa Rica. On my last trip I was with a friend so didn't need that time filled up, but I went shopping and stuff with girls that I met and it worked out great to have all time filled.

New Body at first was my diamond in the rough and then it turned into a hell hole. It has a great feel to it, relaxed totally like Zona Blue in Costa Rica I thought I was in heaven. Then when night time rolled around it got worst than HK with ficha rip offs. Fichas are what makes Tijuana worst than Costa Rica. I was able to narrow it down to one specific thing and it is definetely fichas. They are about 1$ more at New Body and they're just water the girls don't drink beer so they slam them down like even I couldn't do and they are pissing in the bathroom most the time because of all the drinking. It's such a scummy scammy thing and makes absolutely no sense because they would make the same if they just had a busy bar selling drinks to all for normal prices and then you negotiate with the girl for other stuff. I'm not ficha proofed yet and I screwed up big and got a huge bill I was not expecting and I was not happy to say the least. I will never use my credit card again that is for sure.

I think with a little work you could have a bunch of girls lined up and cut out the middle men, I think HK is the only club you can't directly pull a girl out and bring her back to your hotel. With staying at Ticuan I had no desire to lay on the nasty beds around zona norte.

I tried maria bonita across from Ticuan a couple times, that was fairly nice. I paid 40 for 1 hour massage and 60 for sex, they both started off at 120 which is a hell of a lot but whatever. They were probably like 6-7. 5's. It was just nice wake up calls so close to my hotel. I think the number one girl I had was at New Body, she was like a 9 and was super awesome. She had just had a kid 1 year ago and was smoking hot I couldn't believe it. Her tits were a little less firm but still. I made all the girls in the massage places give me atleast 30 min massage, some were ok some were not so ok. It really sucks there isn't true massage parlors in Tijuana.

Oh I pulled one girl off the street one night, a taller girl looked to be around 20, saw her last time too. Bad attitude wasn't that great and I ended up stopping and saying I was just too drunk. For $25 I'm not going to waste my energy fucking some chick that although hot does nothing for me.

Ah final thing I can remember. Herpes alert. I saw a lot of girls with what I would think look like oral herpes. I would let them near my pecker or my mouth because that is something I definetely don't want. I suggest bringing a flash light. Ha ha. Some of the places were dark and almost covered it up. From now on my only trips to Tijuana will coincide with business in LA. When I'm having a good time I can't monitor how many girls are drinking what and for drinks that cost anywhere from 8-15$ I would much more enjoy having the same thing for half with real alcohol in Costa Rica or somewhere similar.

[Baxter Slade]

So if any of you fellas have read my previous reports regarding the GF type I have become involved with over the last 10 months here is an update.

From the very first time I met her there was something that set her apart from the others. I thought I stumbled across the only girl in the zona who was not motivated by money. From our first encounter when we danced and I tried to give her a dollar for the dance and she wouldn't take it. To her eventually wanting to spend the whole night together without any money being exchanged. Through the many years I have spent visiting the zona I have stayed away from any kind of relationship because I have always understood its all about the money you go down there, you have sex with nice looking woman and you know how much it is going to cost you.

So with this relationship while I have let myself develop feelings for her I have remained extremly paronoid about being used for money. So far she has passed all the tests. So with her birthday coming up next month I was planning on going down there and spending all kinds of money on her and really trying to show her a good time. However last night I got a text from her that she was having alot of problems and could I help her by sending 100 dollars. Quite honestly I was expecting to get a text like that along time ago but never did. I did send it. But now I am wondering is this only the begining of becoming an ATM machine or maybe just an occasional expense that is acceptable if you want the GF type experience.

Like Mahal speaks about in his report in the Tropical Bar section when you find that special connection it can make an older man feel young again.

[Artisttyp]

So my three day romp in Tijuana from Wed-Sat morning needs some reporting. I can't complain about the trip as I did enjoy myself but I have decided that for the money I am much better off going to Costa Rica. If I lived in San Diego or CA it would probably be different but the flight and rental car put it over because of the scammy businesses in Tijuana.

Unfortunately I have a horrible time remembering girls names, I remember tits and ass and that's about it. I do remember on the last day an Andreja in HK that had a great ass and a real mexican look to her. Skinny spinner with tiny breasts. She was super nice and we hung out for awhile and I was supposed to meet up with her after work but I was a little late coming from New Body so either she thought I ditched her or she ditched me. Either way nothing to lose sleep about. I will say that it was quite easy finding girls to hang out with during the day just like in Costa Rica. On my last trip I was with a friend so didn't need that time filled up, but I went shopping and stuff with girls that I met and it worked out great to have all time filled.

New Body at first was my diamond in the rough and then it turned into a hell hole. It has a great feel to it, relaxed totally like Zona Blue in Costa Rica I thought I was in heaven. Then when night time rolled around it got worst than HK with ficha rip offs. Fichas are what makes Tijuana worst than Costa Rica. I was able to narrow it down to one specific thing and it is definetely fichas. They are about 1$ more at New Body and they're just water the girls don't drink beer so they slam them down like even I couldn't do and they are pissing in the bathroom most the time because of all the drinking. It's such a scummy scammy thing and makes absolutely no sense because they would make the same if they just had a busy bar selling drinks to all for normal prices and then you negotiate with the girl for other stuff. I'm not ficha proofed yet and I screwed up big and got a huge bill I was not expecting and I was not happy to say the least. I will never use my credit card again that is for sure.

I think with a little work you could have a bunch of girls lined up and cut out the middle men, I think HK is the only club you can't directly pull a girl out and bring her back to your hotel. With staying at Ticuan I had no desire to lay on the nasty beds around zona norte.

I tried maria bonita across from Ticuan a couple times, that was fairly nice. I paid 40 for 1 hour massage and 60 for sex, they both started off at 120 which is a hell of a lot but whatever. They were probably like 6-7. 5's. It was just nice wake up calls so close to my hotel. I think the number one girl I had was at New Body, she was like a 9 and was super awesome. She had just had a kid 1 year ago and was smoking hot I couldn't believe it. Her tits were a little less firm but still. I made all the girls in the massage places give me atleast 30 min massage, some were ok some were not so ok. It really sucks there isn't true massage parlors in Tijuana.

Oh I pulled one girl off the street one night, a taller girl looked to be around 20, saw her last time too. Bad attitude wasn't that great and I ended up stopping and saying I was just too drunk. For $25 I'm not going to waste my energy fucking some chick that although hot does nothing for me.

Ah final thing I can remember. Herpes alert. I saw a lot of girls with what I would think look like oral herpes. I would let them near my pecker or my mouth because that is something I definetely don't want. I suggest bringing a flash light. Ha ha. Some of the places were dark and almost covered it up. From now on my only trips to Tijuana will coincide with business in LA. When I'm having a good time I can't monitor how many girls are drinking what and for drinks that cost anywhere from 8-15$ I would much more enjoy having the same thing for half with real alcohol in Costa Rica or somewhere similar. This is an honest report. I agree with everything you say especially about the fichas. I've been here for 3 weeks and have not bought a ficha. I just don't do it. If you don't you wind up sitting alone in a bar which isn't too much fun.

Costa Rica can be way better than Tijuana but I never liked being in CR. However I enjoy just being in Tijuana.

Don't come to Tijuana just to monger. It will be a huge disappointment. The only way I can pop with these chicas is if I am really horny. Sometimes I wait 2/3 days before my next session.

The weather is great and a dollar is still worth something here. That in itself excites me. An extended masturbation session is icing on the cake!

Involve yourself in other activities. I got a leather jacket and vest made. Serious custom work. If anybody is interested let me know. These guys are 3 generations of leather makers.

Sorry to hear your trip was a bummer. Better than being in america though.

[HorseTrader]

I do remember on the last day an Andreja in HK that had a great ass and a real mexican look to her. Skinny spinner with tiny breasts. She was super nice and we hung out for awhile and I was supposed to meet up with her after work but I was a little late coming from New Body so either she thought I ditched her or she ditched me. Either way nothing to lose sleep about.If this is the Andreja who does some shaving cream shows, you missed a really great one.

[Phordphan]

Well, I agree with Mad & Art about the ficha thing. However, it's not the fichas themselves, it's the way they are done.

BTW, Costa Rica's strip joints make Tijuana fichas look positively cheap by comparison. You can spend a shitload of money on copas, if you're not careful.

But bars the world over have lady drinks. About the only place I can think of that doesn't is Myanmar. Tijuana's policy makes a little bit of sense. It's pretty much the price of a regular drink, with the lady's commission added on. The first problem is that the drink is very small. The second, biggest issue, is that it is a constant hustle by the bar to get you to buy more. And more. And more. And more. That shit gets old in a hurry, and I rarely buy fichas anymore, just for that reason.

It's not all the chica's fault, either. Management makes them hustle fichas, and the waiters see to it.

I think the moral is to patronize the less high-pressure establishments. The more local joints don't hustle you nearly as badly. But you're still expected to spring for a ficha or two if you expect a chica to sit with you.

But it is what it is, and they won't stop ripping off the customers as long as the customers keep showing up. The trick is to try to minimize the damage and still have a little bit of fun in the process.

[Don Smith 10]

So if any of you fellas have read my previous reports regarding the GF type I have become involved with over the last 10 months here is an update.

From the very first time I met her there was something that set her apart from the others. I thought I stumbled across the only girl in the zona who was not motivated by money. From our first encounter when we danced and I tried to give her a dollar for the dance and she wouldn't take it. To her eventually wanting to spend the whole night together without any money being exchanged. Through the many years I have spent visiting the zona I have stayed away from any kind of relationship because I have always understood its all about the money you go down there, you have sex with nice looking woman and you know how much it is going to cost you.

So with this relationship while I have let myself develop feelings for her I have remained extremly paronoid about being used for money. So far she has passed all the tests. So with her birthday coming up next month I was planning on going down there and spending all kinds of money on her and really trying to show her a good time. However last night I got a text from her that she was having alot of problems and could I help her by sending 100 dollars. Quite honestly I was expecting to get a text like that along time ago but never did. I did send it. But now I am wondering is this only the begining of becoming an ATM machine or maybe just an occasional expense that is acceptable if you want the GF type experience.

Like Mahal speaks about in his report in the Tropical Bar section when you find that special connection it can make an older man feel young again. Just $100? I think she is so ugly so she can't make $100 or she is just testing you. If you like her, go for it.

[MadisonGuy]

Well, I agree with Mad & Art about the ficha thing. However, it's not the fichas themselves, it's the way they are done.

BTW, Costa Rica's strip joints make Tijuana fichas look positively cheap by comparison. You can spend a shitload of money on copas, if you're not careful.

But bars the world over have lady drinks. About the only place I can think of that doesn't is Myanmar. Tijuana's policy makes a little bit of sense. It's pretty much the price of a regular drink, with the lady's commission added on. The first problem is that the drink is very small. The second, biggest issue, is that it is a constant hustle by the bar to get you to buy more. And more. And more. And more. That shit gets old in a hurry, and I rarely buy fichas anymore, just for that reason.

It's not all the chica's fault, either. Management makes them hustle fichas, and the waiters see to it.

I think the moral is to patronize the less high-pressure establishments. The more local joints don't hustle you nearly as badly. But you're still expected to spring for a ficha or two if you expect a chica to sit with you.

But it is what it is, and they won't stop ripping off the customers as long as the customers keep showing up. The trick is to try to minimize the damage and still have a little bit of fun in the process. Yeah but who goes to strip clubs in Costa Rica? Del Rey or HLH or Beatle bar. They all just serve drinks at normal prices and are happy making money with very successful bars. I mean how many bars do you know that always have a couple guys drinking at 9AM? I had fun in Tijuana, I just kind of kick myself because for what I spent I would've had way more fun in Costa Rica. I went into less high pressure places but did not like the talent. Also New Body isn't really high pressure I just let myself go a little and probably was with the wrong girl. Still I've say down with girls at Del Rey for like an hour over a drink or two at normal prices and then sessioned or told girls I didn't want to session but if they were hungry I'd buy dinner and we grabbed a bite. Like to me that seems like a better way. These places are a lot more like the strip clubs in Costa Rica which I have been in, but never go back because of exit fees. I think having an apartment in Tijuana would be great because you could set yourself up a little GF to take care of things, things being you. I still think the potential for a normal GF there is very very high, and think using HK and places like that as self esteem boosts would make it a very good place. To me I love the idea of going out on a date with a girl and if I don't get anything going to Del Rey and just screwing some hot columbian or something like that. It makes for the perfect scenario, and I think not often enough to guys take advantage of it. In my observations you can pick up a girl 2 notches higher than you could normally pick up a girl in a latin country. I'm sure I will be back in Tijuana again.

[SuperSteve]

I went to strip clubs in CR! If you haven't tried out Le Grillion, it is a good club that has many Nica's that give honest sessions. It is about $32. 00 for 20-30 minutes, but some of the worst rooms I have been in. Now the Boyd is in charge at HLH, it is gaining some of its former glory. I have never been a fan of HDR, except in the day to find the true student trying to make a few bucks. I enjoy dancing, so Key Largo has always been nice. I will say that I have not been back to CR since my first trip to Medellin. I will be in MDE at the end of the month. The Paisa's are so very hot, and for the most part greatly enjoy sex.

The ficha thing can be a real pain, especially for those who don't go down often. The masero's hound people to death that they don't know. They can also be useful in finding how well the session can go though. As has been said many times, a lady gulping down a drink, probably won't make a good session, so a good $7. 50 investment.

I go often enough that I rarely get bothered by the masero's, or the ladies. They know for the most part whether I am going to go with them or not. What I will do is buy a ficha for a lady that I am not going to go with at this time, but setting it up for later. With the right lady it is appreciated, and returned in the future session. I also believe that by being in Tijuana often it obviously helps in getting better sessions, especially since they know I am not stuck on one lady. They want my money as much as possible, so they give better service since they know I have many that I session with.

I watched the lady that I was with last Saturday night sit with a guy for about an hour and have many drinks. She got up and left (I don't know if he didn't want to go arriba or not, or she didn't) , and she came over to me. She sat with me for at least a half hour, had one drink. The Masero asked if I wanted to buy her another, and she said no. She said wanted to go arriba. It is not the number of drinks you buy, it is about the connection. It is not necessarily about looks either. She left a young, in shape guy, and came to me a fat, old, f*rt.

One of the hardest things for me when I first starting going to Tijuana was saying NO! It doesn't matter how hot she is, if there is no connection just say NO. Do not feel bound to have to buy a ficha. That in itself will not be the key to a good session. After the first watch how she drinks, and acts towards you. There are some great actresses, but for the most part if you are qualifying right, one drink should be enough. For those of you who do not go down to Tijuana much, in HK watch out for the chips, and now food, being dropped without your consent. Immediately put it back on their tray. Remember, NO is your friend and is not rude to say.

IMO, there is really no right, nor wrong, in mongering. There are just different ways about getting your personal desires met. Make that your number one priority, becuase virtually nothing in the mongering game is impossible in Tijuana, for the right amount of money.

Health & happiness to all.

[Phordphan]

Yeah but who goes to strip clubs in Costa Rica? Del Rey or HLH or Beatle bar. They all just serve drinks at normal prices and are happy making money with very successful bars. I mean how many bars do you know that always have a couple guys drinking at 9AM? I had fun in Tijuana, I just kind of kick myself because for what I spent I would've had way more fun in Costa Rica. I went into less high pressure places but did not like the talent. Also New Body isn't really high pressure I just let myself go a little and probably was with the wrong girl. Still I've say down with girls at Del Rey for like an hour over a drink or two at normal prices and then sessioned or told girls I didn't want to session but if they were hungry I'd buy dinner and we grabbed a bite. Like to me that seems like a better way. These places are a lot more like the strip clubs in Costa Rica which I have been in, but never go back because of exit fees. I think having an apartment in Tijuana would be great because you could set yourself up a little GF to take care of things, things being you. I still think the potential for a normal GF there is very very high, and think using HK and places like that as self esteem boosts would make it a very good place. To me I love the idea of going out on a date with a girl and if I don't get anything going to Del Rey and just screwing some hot columbian or something like that. It makes for the perfect scenario, and I think not often enough to guys take advantage of it. In my observations you can pick up a girl 2 notches higher than you could normally pick up a girl in a latin country. I'm sure I will be back in Tijuana again.Agreed. It's just that to maintain an apples-to-apples comparison, you have to compare CR strip joints to HK, or similar clubs.

I much prefer a place like Beatle Bar, where it's low pressure and fun. Unfortunately, Tijuana doesn't really have any place like that. Las Chavelas, before the remodel, maybe a bit.

[Hambone78]

IMO, there is really no right, nor wrong, in mongering. There are just different ways about getting your personal desires met. Make that your number one priority, becuase virtually nothing in the mongering game is impossible in Tijuana, for the right amount of money.

Health & happiness to all. Amen my brother! Couldn't agree with you more. Do what makes you happy down there and as long as YOU are having fun, thats all that matters. Be safe and have a fun time!

[Reinaldo]

Assuming you don't buy any fichas how much does it cost to get laid there, including the room? BTW for those of you who are not familiar with New Body, it's not in the Zona.




New Body at first was my diamond in the rough and then it turned into a hell hole. It has a great feel to it, relaxed totally like Zona Blue in Costa Rica I thought I was in heaven. Then when night time rolled around it got worst than HK with ficha rip offs. Fichas are what makes Tijuana worst than Costa Rica. I was able to narrow it down to one specific thing and it is definetely fichas. They are about 1$ more at New Body and they're just water the girls don't drink beer so they slam them down like even I couldn't do and they are pissing in the bathroom most the time because of all the drinking. It's such a scummy scammy thing and makes absolutely no sense because they would make the same if they just had a busy bar selling drinks to all for normal prices and then you negotiate with the girl for other stuff. I'm not ficha proofed yet and I screwed up big and got a huge bill I was not expecting and I was not happy to say the least. I will never use my credit card again that is for sure.

I think with a little work you could have a bunch of girls lined up and cut out the middle men, I think HK is the only club you can't directly pull a girl out and bring her back to your hotel.

[MadisonGuy]

I think I gringo'd it there so not sure actual prices. It's 40 for 1 hour and then negotiate with girls which all seemed to start at 120. I paid 60, but I think you can even negotiate room price as I heard to locals trying to get 2 for 1 when I was walking out of maria something or other which supposedly is opperated by the same owner and the girls are shared because they are only about 2 blocks apart. Nice part is I walked from New Body to Ticuan no matter what time it was, it was so close I never felt uncomfortable.

[Don Smith 10]

I think I gringo'd it there so not sure actual prices. It's 40 for 1 hour and then negotiate with girls which all seemed to start at 120. I paid 60, but I think you can even negotiate room price as I heard to locals trying to get 2 for 1 when I was walking out of maria something or other which supposedly is opperated by the same owner and the girls are shared because they are only about 2 blocks apart. Nice part is I walked from New Body to Ticuan no matter what time it was, it was so close I never felt uncomfortable.You can print out coupon for an hour $25 from their website.

www.newbody.com.mx

Also if you don't like all the chicas over there, tell to the manager.

She will bring more chicas from other location.

[Artisttyp]

I decided to do Mexico city and guadalajara together in September. Ticket prices are up and my lower back is weak. To be continued.

I just want to share info on restaurant "Rodeo" Blvd. Salinas No. 1647-2 011 52 664 6865640.

www.restauranteelrodeo.com

This is a mexican grill house. You order what kind of meat you want. Meantime they bring out appetizers until the meat is ready. They have a REALLY good potato salad with pickled vegetables and the best tortillas IMHO in Tijuana. They come out like the pancakes Chinese use for peking duck.

I chose the mesquite chicken breast served over coals in front of you.

I spent $27 including tip on a great meal.

* From revolucion go to ave madero (one block down) on calle 4 and hop a red and black ruta taxi heading towards 5 Y 10. It is next door to an * auto zone.

[FlapJacK]

I Think I am heading down this Thursday probably late afternoon and stay until 8 or 9 PM. Have not been down since Mid January and this trip I would like to get a real and legit deep tissue sports massage before heading for the zona. Any recommendations for where to get a good sports massage by someone that understands what areas to work in the legs and gluts for someone that does allot of running and cycling?

[MadisonGuy]

I Think I am heading down this Thursday probably late afternoon and stay until 8 or 9 PM. Have not been down since Mid January and this trip I would like to get a real and legit deep tissue sports massage before heading for the zona. Any recommendations for where to get a good sports massage by someone that understands what areas to work in the legs and gluts for someone that does allot of running and cycling?I tried to find something like that, I asked the front desk and they said they didn't know a single real massage place in Tijuana. I saw a posting on backpage I think from someone that looked legit but didn't want to try it. It's amazing that it's hard to get a real massage but rub and tugs are like McDonalds.

[Ninguno Especial]

It's amazing that it's hard to get a real massage but rub and tugs are like McDonalds.Not that hard, there are 3 on Revolucion.

Azteca (at 2nd St upstairs)

Namaste (new across from Burger King)

Viva Mex Day Spa (Google for location)

You just have to ask if they can do deep tissue, each tech is different so you never really know till you try. Deep tissue should run from $30 to $50 per hour and less for regular massage. All are non-sexual.

[SuperSteve]

Viva Mex is on Ave. Revo between Calle 3 & 4, next to Hotel Espana, and across from Caliente Casino.

My only time there, the massage was adequate. I think that you could ask for more pressure, I chose medium. There was no teasing the boys, nor HE. I want to say I think that we paid about $25 for the hour, after a short negotiation.

Health & happiness to all.

[Sock111]

Not that hard, there are 3 on Revolucion.

Azteca (at 2nd St upstairs)

Namaste (new across from Burger King)

Viva Mex Day Spa (Google for location)

You just have to ask if they can do deep tissue, each tech is different so you never really know till you try. Deep tissue should run from $30 to $50 per hour and less for regular massage. All are non-sexual. I have been to Azteca. Great place for a massage, $25 for an hour. They also let you shower, before or after, your choice. Totally a professional place, don't ask for a happy ending.

When you get there the lobby might feel like a sauna, but don't let that dissuade you, the rooms they massage you in have window AC's. They lady I got definitely did deep tissue. I felt like the flesh under my skin was bruised. I had to tell her to ease up a bit.

[Party God]

A friend of mine went to La Zona via taxi today and said the cab had to take detours due to a major gun fight that happend today. Any news?

[Amerioca]

A friend of mine went to La Zona via taxi today and said the cab had to take detours due to a major gun fight that happend today. Any news?Don't know about a gun fight; however, three bodies were found in the morning. All were executed.

"Minutes after 06:00 hours today, officials traveled to the colonial streets of Amparo Sánchez, La Presa, belonging to Tijuana, Baja California. They discovered three men executed." El Blog Del Narco.

May get hot this week. Stay low, stay fast. I'm headed down there on Weds. Or Thurs. Will report back.

The taxista could be full of shit. Remember, the border crossing is undergoing major expansion. That is, on both sides of linea. It is a joint (US/Mex) $630 million expansion. Interestingly, we pick up $577 millon of the tab.

Already, the walk back to my usual CONUS parking lot is 2x as far. The old bridge is closed. As the project progresses, it will affect our usual transit patterns and/or methods into the Zona.

Official GSA info on expansion can be found here:

http://www.gsa.gov/portal/content/104872

[Reinaldo]

A friend of mine went to La Zona via taxi today and said the cab had to take detours due to a major gun fight that happend today. Any news?No gunfight but a guy was shot to death close to the intersection of Constitucion and Baja California.

[Country John]

No gunfight but a guy was shot to death close to the intersection of Constitucion and Baja California.You might already know this, but a migrant was shot by Border Patrol, at about 7:30 PM or so, and they shut the whole area down.

[Amerioca]

I can confirm what the past two ISG brothers have said, a Mexican national was shot by CBP. I was advised it took place across the river from Purple Rain. RIP.

Last night, going into Tijuana, all was tranquil. Nothing unusual. In fact, the traffic was light. Did not see any police or mil activity.

Spent the night at AB. Took Room 303, which is at the top of the stairwell, and facing the street. Hooked up with Angelica, a gal I have know for almost 4 years. Good session, approx. 1 hour. BBJ, and then some. Damage, $60, plus one drink. With her, I always request 30 min. ; however, we often go beyond that. Nice gal.

My plans to spend two nights were cut short, due to work. This morning, before heading home, I had a Continental breakfast at Monte Carlo restaurant. Entry back into US took approx. 40 minutes. The line began at the coffee shop Volea.

Looking at the expansion taking place on Mexican side, already there is a completed over pass. How quickly they work! On USA side, there is now a massive crane in place to do some serious work.

[Country John]

looking at the expansion taking place on mexican side, already there is a completed over pass. how quickly they work! on usa side, there is now a massive crane in place to do some serious work.nice to hear you had a great session.

you can look forward to the san ysidro border crossing being more of a pain in the ass than a whiny bar girl. they'll be shutting down the left side while work goes on at various times, making the trip back by car a huge problem during peak times.

i cross at otay now. it's faster. if you go and do not have any of the speed passes, stay in the far right lane (not the sentry lane).

[Party God]

Country John is back? Wow! Hadn't heard from you in ages! Where have you been? Nice to see you back sir. Throughout the years your gread advice has served me well!

[Country John]

Country John is back? Wow! Hadn't heard from you in ages! Where have you been? Nice to see you back sir. Throughout the years your gread advice has served me well!Hello, Party God. Happy to hear that I was able to help out. I visit ISG quite often to see what's happening with you guys, looks like you're getting along quite well. I live in Tijuana, have a business here, and things are going well. Thanks for asking.

Country John

[Plastermaster]

Hey contry john have you or any of the mongers been to this bar its on 7th and revo it only open thus thru Saturday some of the girls that worked at mexico lindo work there.

[HorseTrader]

I can confirm what the past two ISG brothers have said, a Mexican national was shot by CBP. I was advised it took place across the river from Purple Rain. RIP.Safety is a primary concern when I go to Tijuana. On Sunday I'm headed to San Antonio for business on Tuesday. Have never been to Nuevo Laredo and reading never made me comfortable with that town, but was planning a Monday trip to see the sights. Hadn't yet figured out what's available and where to go. This article has changed my plans. If this happens in Nuevo Laredo, it could happen in other border cities.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/02/mexico.cartel.warning/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

"Texas authorities are urging residents not to cross into the Mexican border city of Nuevo Laredo during the Fourth of July weekend because of intelligence that a Mexican drug cartel plans to target USA citizens."

[Baxter Slade]

I made my monthly trip to Tijuana. I won't cover all the details since all the trips nowadays seems to be following the script of my previous reports. Hang around the usual clubs for an hour or 2 then head over to Las Chavales meet up with GF type buy her 5 0r 6 of those MF'and lady drinks and at 8 pm when she gets off head over to Las Pulgas where she can have some reasonably priced man size beers and dance the night away. She loves to dance and drink and she has been a blessing she seems to always have a good time and alot of fun to hang with.

This night was a bit different than the other nights as we were leaving we ran into Roberto a waiter I knew from hanging at at La Tropical Bar. He was just getting off work and we invited him to come with us over to Las Pulgas. He said he never really goes out drinking or dancing all he does is work. But he said he would give it a try. It was great to ahve Roberto with us, Roberto is fluent in English and Spanish and it really helped to finally have a translator along on our date. By about 2 in the morning we were all pretty buzzed exept for Roberto he was extremely drunk, we left and put Roberto in a Taxi and headed to my GF's car. As we were walking down the sidewalk all of a sudden here comes Roberto. Apparently he got into some kind of argument with the cab driver and now he wanted us to get him home.

Now the first time we went to Las Pulgas we took cabs to get around and I did buy her a few shots of Tequila but since the Tequila made her so drunk she could hardley walk I made sure NO tequila if she was driving. I have come to trust her driving even under the influence. She is pretty much on auto pilot and get from Las Pulgas to the Motel on the other side of Tijuana no problem. However this changed the equation no we had to get Roberto home. It was a nightmare we were driving the wrong way on one way streets, Roberto was having trouble remembering how to get to his apartment. We finally got him home and we were going to head to the Motel exept she was lost. It was like being on a bad amusement park ride. The streets are not marked very well but when I would figure out we are going the wrong way on a one way street I would try to tell her but she seemed clueless. And then it happened we passed a police car we were going the wrong way on the one way street, he turned around and pulled us over. All my Mexican nightmares flashed into my head she was going to jail Maybe I was going to for drunk in public or maybe I would just be stuck there no clue where I was. But guess what this is Mexico after her pleading with him for a little while she handed him ten dollars and our problem was over we were free to go. Wow just imagine if this was the USA driving drunk the wrong way on a one way street and just missing a police car. Certainly you would expect some jail time and costs of a couple thousand dollars.

So after that everything went back to the usual script made it to the motel had a great night and headed to the border around 11 a. M. There was a long line but it moved pretty quick ended up being about an hour wait.

So my next trip is going to be later in July for her birthday. If anyone has any ideas on something I can do to make her birthday special let me know. I am pretty sure I will get a room at Hotel Ticuan, since it is conveniently located right behind Las Pulgas I just don't know about the Jacuzzi suite since MAD GUY reported a smell coming from the Jacuzzi.

Oh yea one more thing I would like to add an advertisement for Roberto if anyone is going to La Tropical Bar and you would like a good honest waiter make sure you find Roberto, he works the day shift untill 8 pm It has been said on here many times Las Chavales and Tropical Bar are good places to go to find GF types, but the main drawback is you should speak basic spanish. Roberto speaks perfect english and he is more than happy to help with translation. You won't have to worry about him pulling the potato chip scam or short changing you. Just tell him Hugo recomemded him and don't mention this site specificly.

[Psychman]

Yeah but who goes to strip clubs in Costa Rica? Del Rey or HLH or Beatle bar. They all just serve drinks at normal prices and are happy making money with very successful bars. I mean how many bars do you know that always have a couple guys drinking at 9AM? I had fun in Tijuana, I just kind of kick myself because for what I spent I would've had way more fun in Costa Rica. I went into less high pressure places but did not like the talent. Also New Body isn't really high pressure I just let myself go a little and probably was with the wrong girl. Still I've say down with girls at Del Rey for like an hour over a drink or two at normal prices and then sessioned or told girls I didn't want to session but if they were hungry I'd buy dinner and we grabbed a bite. Like to me that seems like a better way. These places are a lot more like the strip clubs in Costa Rica which I have been in, but never go back because of exit fees. I think having an apartment in Tijuana would be great because you could set yourself up a little GF to take care of things, things being you. I still think the potential for a normal GF there is very very high, and think using HK and places like that as self esteem boosts would make it a very good place. To me I love the idea of going out on a date with a girl and if I don't get anything going to Del Rey and just screwing some hot columbian or something like that. It makes for the perfect scenario, and I think not often enough to guys take advantage of it. In my observations you can pick up a girl 2 notches higher than you could normally pick up a girl in a latin country. I'm sure I will be back in Tijuana again.Le Grillion, as Steve said, is a great place. For a lower end experience, Arcadas (right next to Molino Rojo) is good and cheap. Las Margaritas can be up and down. There are several other very low end places in the Arcadas area, if you want to do a strip club bug do not wish to go high end.

FYI, many, many of us go to Cr and spend very little in the DR, and are still able to get TLN with high quality chicas for 100. Mabye you DO want to join another board.

[MadisonGuy]

Le Grillion, as Steve said, is a great place. For a lower end experience, Arcadas (right next to Molino Rojo) is good and cheap. Las Margaritas can be up and down. There are several other very low end places in the Arcadas area, if you want to do a strip club bug do not wish to go high end.

FYI, many, many of us go to Cr and spend very little in the DR, and are still able to get TLN with high quality chicas for 100. Mabye you DO want to join another board.Can't make much sense out of this post, partly because it's out of date. I don't really know why I would want to join another board? That's out of left field. And I sure hope you can pull chicas for 100 out of DR I've pulled three out for 0. I never wish for a strip club high or low end, I'm looking for the exact opposite actually I thought my post kind of said hey I hate strip clubs regardless of where they are was the general theme. So yeah have no idea what this post is about.

[Artisttyp]

can't make much sense out of this post, partly because it's out of date. i don't really know why i would want to join another board? that's out of left field. and i sure hope you can pull chicas for 100 out of dr i've pulled three out for 0. i never wish for a strip club high or low end, i'm looking for the exact opposite actually i thought my post kind of said hey i hate strip clubs regardless of where they are was the general theme. so yeah have no idea what this post is about.i totally agree with your views. tijuana has a ton of potential when looking at it from an international point of view. however what non locals don't realize is that to most tijuana residents it is an extension of the usa. san diego residents would hardly consider tijuana an international trip. therefore you will never get that authentic international vibe in tijuana. nor the culture that proceeds it. it will always be tainted with american rep001.

tijuana is a stop in purgatory. there is no other way to look at. it can work for you only if you mold it into something.

i finally found a hotel that i feel comfortable in for $22 a night. it took me since 2001 to accomplish that. now my trips to tijuana are no longer weighed down by hotel expenses. things just got better for me. not to mention i uncover more and more affordable restaurants with really good food.

like you all i am missing in tijuana is a gfe. i had one for a second but she wasn't humble enough in asking for stuff. see ya.

[MadisonGuy]

i totally agree with your views. tijuana has a ton of potential when looking at it from an international point of view. however what non locals don't realize is that to most tijuana residents it is an extension of the usa. san diego residents would hardly consider tijuana an international trip. therefore you will never get that authentic international vibe in tijuana. nor the culture that proceeds it. it will always be tainted with american rep001.

tijuana is a stop in purgatory. there is no other way to look at. it can work for you only if you mold it into something.

i finally found a hotel that i feel comfortable in for $22 a night. it took me since 2001 to accomplish that. now my trips to tijuana are no longer weighed down by hotel expenses. things just got better for me. not to mention i uncover more and more affordable restaurants with really good food.

like you all i am missing in tijuana is a gfe. i had one for a second but she wasn't humble enough in asking for stuff. see ya.yeah i got a little sense of the usa thing. i was in a nail salon and i asked this cute college girl something in spanish and she replied in perfect english and i was like damn your english is good, and she was like yeah i go to college in san diego. i guess the abercrombie shirt was a give away but i figured they had a couple down in mexico too. i think you will get a gfe no problem, the mall wasn't loaded with girls like other areas but i would try girls working like at the supermarket or what not. now if you're talking about gfe from a club or something that may be harder because of the way the clubs are run. better chance with the massage parlors, i think i almost had one at new body but then i was late to meet another one getting off work at hong kong and when i got back the other one was gone. i was just trying to smush too much stuff in too little a time. i'm going to philippines this week, from the sounds of it it is gfe heaven. i have a couple girls that work for me over there who are already head over heels for me, it sounds like you can pretty much walk up to any girl and they are smitten. even at 60 you can be dating a 18 year old no problem. i might just have to learn to love asians because i'm still going to want 18 when i'm 60 i'm fairly sure.

[Psychman]

Can't make much sense out of this post, partly because it's out of date. I don't really know why I would want to join another board? That's out of left field. And I sure hope you can pull chicas for 100 out of DR I've pulled three out for 0. I never wish for a strip club high or low end, I'm looking for the exact opposite actually I thought my post kind of said hey I hate strip clubs regardless of where they are was the general theme. So yeah have no idea what this post is about.It is not out of left field- it was in response to your post in another tread-sorry if that was a stretch for you. The info is current, or at least Feb. 2011. Four Todo La Noches (that means all night, FYI).

Don't worry- I will save my breath with you and let you fight with others.

[Dornyone]

Yeah I got a little sense of the USA thing. I was in a nail salon and I asked this cute college girl something in spanish and she replied in perfect english and I was like damn your english is good, and she was like yeah I go to college in San Diego. I guess the Abercrombie shirt was a give away but I figured they had a couple down in Mexico too. I think you will get a GFE no problem, the mall wasn't loaded with girls like other areas but I would try girls working like at the supermarket or what not. Now if you're talking about GFE from a club or something that may be harder because of the way the clubs are run. Better chance with the massage parlors, I think I almost had one at New Body but then I was late to meet another one getting off work at Hong Kong and when I got back the other one was gone. I was just trying to smush too much stuff in too little a time. I'm going to Philippines this week, from the sounds of it it is GFE heaven. I have a couple girls that work for me over there who are already head over heels for me, it sounds like you can pretty much walk up to any girl and they are smitten. Even at 60 you can be dating a 18 year old no problem. I might just have to learn to love asians because I'm still going to want 18 when I'm 60 I'm fairly sure.WTF are you doing in a nail salon? :)

[Guitarrefreak]

So there is this club I have been frequenting (not in the zona.)

Girl1: total GFE, made me promise I will visit her again. But the next time I did, I was not with her because she was not available and girl2 came to me. I could sense a tinge of jealousy / annoyance from girl1 after. Never did her

Girl2: actually met with her and had good fun w / some buddies many months ago, total GFE, she still remembers me from a few months back, did her for $.5 and exchanged numbers (she picks up when I call and she tries calling me once in a while)

Girl3: met with her because girls 1 and 2 were not working that day, turns out to be a total GFE also, had a great time with her in the club. And took her back to hotel after and did her without any talk about money (left her some tips for the taxi but I was running out of cash at that time). She told me she came 6 times.

All girls I bought drinks for in exchange for company during my time at the club but all went above and beyond the call of duty (relatively speaking). And all girls work at the same club and shifts do overlap.

I am so fucked. (emotionally)

[FlapJacK]

This might have been good information had you provided the name and location of this club.


So there is this club I have been frequenting (not in the zona.)

Girl1: total GFE, made me promise I will visit her again. But the next time I did, I was not with her because she was not available and girl2 came to me. I could sense a tinge of jealousy / annoyance from girl1 after. Never did her

Girl2: actually met with her and had good fun w / some buddies many months ago, total GFE, she still remembers me from a few months back, did her for $.5 and exchanged numbers (she picks up when I call and she tries calling me once in a while)

Girl3: met with her because girls 1 and 2 were not working that day, turns out to be a total GFE also, had a great time with her in the club. And took her back to hotel after and did her without any talk about money (left her some tips for the taxi but I was running out of cash at that time). She told me she came 6 times.

All girls I bought drinks for in exchange for company during my time at the club but all went above and beyond the call of duty (relatively speaking). And all girls work at the same club and shifts do overlap.

I am so fucked. (emotionally)

[Country John]

So there is this club I have been frequenting (not in the zona.)

Girl1: total GFE, made me promise I will visit her again. But the next time I did, I was not with her because she was not available and girl2 came to me. I could sense a tinge of jealousy / annoyance from girl1 after. Never did herIt's like you asking her to promise that she won't go with another guy. Forget about it. Don't play that game. She is a sex worker and unless you are here to find the next Mrs. Guitarfreak, then let it roll. DO NOT become emotionally affected by what the girls think. You pay them for sex, you walk away. Who you do is your business and if she doesn't want you for a client anymore, then so be it. DO NOT fall for this tactic.


Girl2: actually met with her and had good fun w / some buddies many months ago, total GFE, she still remembers me from a few months back, did her for $.5 and exchanged numbers (she picks up when I call and she tries calling me once in a while)She did a good job, it's a reason to repeat with her, but you are out there "sportfucking." Enjoy the sessions. Move on.


Girl3: met with her because girls 1 and 2 were not working that day, turns out to be a total GFE also, had a great time with her in the club. And took her back to hotel after and did her without any talk about money (left her some tips for the taxi but I was running out of cash at that time). She told me she came 6 times.I hate to be the one to tell you this, but girls lie. Yes, they lie. As for the free session, don't read too much into it. Now you OWE her one, or at least you should be thinking along those lines. You can bet she is. She came 6 times? Then she should pay you.


All girls I bought drinks for in exchange for company during my time at the club but all went above and beyond the call of duty (relatively speaking). And all girls work at the same club and shifts do overlap.

I am so fucked. (emotionally) If you are getting good value for your money, then "fill your boots." Stay away from the emotional issues. Do NOT fall into the belief that they care about you. They don't. They are W O R K I N G.

If they are willing to meet you for a free weekend away (like in Ensenada, for example) , just you and her, good times and no pay for play, then that might be a good thing but only IF you are interested in developing a long term relationship. Even then I would heavily caution you.

Look: These girls see more dick than you do, and YOU have one. They are well schooled in the hustle, they know how to play you. Well, you play back.

Country John

[Country John]

I made my monthly trip to Tijuana. I won't cover all the details since all the trips nowadays seems to be following the script of my previous reports.Hugo, sounds like you had a great time. Be careful about patronizing the waiters outside the clubs. I don't care how well you think you know these guys, some things are better left alone. Keep your private side private."Honest" waiters is an oxymoron. If you tip well, they tend to not try and rip you, but that doesn't mean the next guy gets a fair shake. So be cool.

Also, you might want to talk to someone about what can happen with you driving around Tijuana drunk and Gringo, even if you are only a passenger, because you won't like what I have to say about it.

I'm glad that you come here, enjoy yourself, enjoy the girls, have a good time. But remember to keep a low profile and be cool. It's a lot safer here than before, but even in the best of times, personal security is something you need to take seriously. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you.

[Guitarrefreak]

CJ sir. You have slapped senses back into me!

Not wanting to dwell too much on the detail on the tijuana experience, but I agree w / your caution about not becoming emotionally attached. Fuck, I have been on too many sinking ship experiences during my travels to the east, cannot possibly deal with one so close to home.


It's like you asking her to promise that she won't go with another guy. Forget about it. Don't play that game. She is a sex worker and unless you are here to find the next Mrs. Guitarfreak, then let it roll. DO NOT become emotionally affected by what the girls think. You pay them for sex, you walk away. Who you do is your business and if she doesn't want you for a client anymore, then so be it. DO NOT fall for this tactic.

She did a good job, it's a reason to repeat with her, but you are out there "sportfucking." Enjoy the sessions. Move on.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but girls lie. Yes, they lie. As for the free session, don't read too much into it. Now you OWE her one, or at least you should be thinking along those lines. You can bet she is. She came 6 times? Then she should pay you.

If you are getting good value for your money, then "fill your boots." Stay away from the emotional issues. Do NOT fall into the belief that they care about you. They don't. They are W O R K I N G.

If they are willing to meet you for a free weekend away (like in Ensenada, for example) , just you and her, good times and no pay for play, then that might be a good thing but only IF you are interested in developing a long term relationship. Even then I would heavily caution you.

Look: These girls see more dick than you do, and YOU have one. They are well schooled in the hustle, they know how to play you. Well, you play back.

Country John

[Baxter Slade]

Hugo, sounds like you had a great time. Be careful about patronizing the waiters outside the clubs. I don't care how well you think you know these guys, some things are better left alone. Keep your private side private."Honest" waiters is an oxymoron. If you tip well, they tend to not try and rip you, but that doesn't mean the next guy gets a fair shake. So be cool.

Also, you might want to talk to someone about what can happen with you driving around Tijuana drunk and Gringo, even if you are only a passenger, because you won't like what I have to say about it.

I'm glad that you come here, enjoy yourself, enjoy the girls, have a good time. But remember to keep a low profile and be cool. It's a lot safer here than before, but even in the best of times, personal security is something you need to take seriously. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you.Country John, Thanks so much for the advice, I think I'am getting a little to comfortable down in Tijuana and a reminder to always exercise caution is much appreciated. Although I like to drink when Iam down there Iam careful not to end up fall down drunk. But unfortunately I get to the point where I start to use bad judgement, I don't know how many times I have told my son never get in a car with someone who has been drinking.

I did read your advice to Guitarrefreak on the pitfalls of emotional involvment with sex workers, and Iam afraid it might be to late for me. I have made those numerous trips to Tijuana over the years and it has always been for sportfucking. But now maybe it is some kind of mid life crisis but I can't wait to spend time with the GF type I have been hanging with. All of a sudden just dancing and kissing has taken a priority to sex with a new and different lady.

Although I would never seek any kind of relationship with an American sex worker. I think it may be different in Tijuana, while most girls seem to be hustlers I think it is posible to come across a special lady who ended up in the sex business due to bad circumstances.

Thanks again for the advice you provide, you are doing a real service for us Tijuana mongers. I probably have a hundred questions I would like to ask you about life in Tijuana. You should probably have an ask CJ section on this forum where you can dispense advice.

[SuperSteve]

Hugotheman Partially Wrote:


I think it may be different in Tijuana, while most girls seem to be hustlers I think it is possible to come across a special lady who ended up in the sex business due to bad circumstances.
Almost anything is possible. The odds are stacked way against you though, probably 95% to 5. There are plenty of women in life who have had bad circumstances and are not in the sex business. Please do not take that as a knock on women who are in the business.

I can understand how one could get caught up in the moment. I got back from Medellin, Colombia last night. The ladies that I sessioned with were all stunning GFE type encounters. I'm a fat, old, f*rt, so it would be easy to confuse business with pleasure, especially when they are having pleasure while doing the business.

All good things take time. Do not be in a hurry for this. People can mask who they are for short periods of time, but in the long run, especially in a crisis (to them) , they will fall back on who they really are.

I wish you the best, and hope I find my long lost love this weekend in Tijuana.

Health & happiness to all.

[MadisonGuy]

WTF are you doing in a nail salon? :)Who goes to nail salons? . Where there are women you will find me!

[Artisttyp]

Who goes to nail salons? . Where there are women you will find me!One of my routine moves while traveling is getting a manicure / pedicure on the cheap. It usually happens after lunch on a full stomach with a slight buzz. Peru is an excellent place to get "footed" by a young pedicurist.

While investigating the swap meet on 5 why 10 "Lazaro Cardenas Swap Meet" I found a beauty school near the entrance that does manicures / pedicures on the cheap. 100mx I think. Obviously the students were female. I really should have gone in for one but I was on a different mission.

How to get to the swap meet? Good ol ave madero and calle 4. Hop on the van that reads 5 y10 and get off at the swap meet. Make sure he doesn't leave you at the mercado de todos. That is a little further away from the LC swap meet.

[MadisonGuy]

One of my routine moves while traveling is getting a manicure / pedicure on the cheap. It usually happens after lunch on a full stomach with a slight buzz. Peru is an excellent place to get "footed" by a young pedicurist.

While investigating the swap meet on 5 why 10 "Lazaro Cardenas Swap Meet" I found a beauty school near the entrance that does manicures / pedicures on the cheap. 100mx I think. Obviously the students were female. I really should have gone in for one but I was on a different mission.

How to get to the swap meet? Good ol ave madero and calle 4. Hop on the van that reads 5 y10 and get off at the swap meet. Make sure he doesn't leave you at the mercado de todos. That is a little further away from the LC swap meet.Yeah my first pedicure was my premier trip to Costa Rica. Having a hot little thing slouched over tits hanging out taking care of my feet, well after that I was hooked. Plus the tail end bonus is you treat the people there good regardless if it's to get between your legs and then you send your girl there for next to nothing and they talk like you're a prince. I leave for my first trip to Philippines tomorrow and I know I will be hitting spas like crazy the prices they charge I can go about once a day and not feel it in the wallet.

[Country John]

Country John, Thanks so much for the advice, I think I'am getting a little to comfortable down in Tijuana and a reminder to always exercise caution is much appreciated. Although I like to drink when Iam down there Iam careful not to end up fall down drunk. But unfortunately I get to the point where I start to use bad judgement, I don't know how many times I have told my son never get in a car with someone who has been drinking.

I did read your advice to Guitarrefreak on the pitfalls of emotional involvment with sex workers, and Iam afraid it might be to late for me. I have made those numerous trips to Tijuana over the years and it has always been for sportfucking. But now maybe it is some kind of mid life crisis but I can't wait to spend time with the GF type I have been hanging with. All of a sudden just dancing and kissing has taken a priority to sex with a new and different lady.

Although I would never seek any kind of relationship with an American sex worker. I think it may be different in Tijuana, while most girls seem to be hustlers I think it is posible to come across a special lady who ended up in the sex business due to bad circumstances.

Thanks again for the advice you provide, you are doing a real service for us Tijuana mongers. I probably have a hundred questions I would like to ask you about life in Tijuana. You should probably have an ask CJ section on this forum where you can dispense advice.I have time under my belt here and, to my benefit, I have a genuine interest in the lifestyle and culture. Working hard to establish a business that provides a steady income helps; because being poor sucks anyway, being poor here is beyond tough. So I live and work in this environment that I've come to appreciate and learn a bit about.

I am always interested in helping you out and you can always be assured that you will get the straight dope from me on any issue I can help with.

There are girls out there who want to be taken away from the Zona as many are there for purely financial reasons. Many are there to support their boyfriends or other bad situation, but there are many girls looking for a better life. Some are waiting for prince charming, others want that "sugardaddy" scenario.

There is no end to the games. The girls think all Americans have lots of money so they are "fair game." The girls are well schooled on using the pussy wrench to get what they want. Girls here are not into budgets, planning, saving etc, they live for the day. They have trouble quantifying the value of money to gringos because gringos seems to spend so freely. People work in the maquiladoras for 800 to 1000 pesos per week here and still manage to make their life go right. If you drop 3000 pesos in their lap, they would go nuts.

Talking a woman here is easy if you are prepared to make the commitment. It's a tough commitment. It means a change to your thinking and consideration for the way they think. It's not a bad thing necessarily.

But ask away. I hate using bandwidth for off topic discussions, because the reason for the forum is to discuss the art of mongering etc, but as Jackson allows, I will answer.

[Guitarrefreak]

Headed down to zona norte last viernes. Took a buddy there to chill a little and blow of some steam before trying to get in touch with my atf. Got a little pleasant surprise.

Checked out back alley, then head into adelitas, didn't find anything we liked, just before we were going to head into Hong kong, got distracted by a pimp who grabbed us across the street to check out a massage parlor that was on the 2nd floor. Long story short, initially we didn't see anyone we wanted and were going to head back to hk, but the pimp "promised" us that he was going to show us another batch of girls (who never arrived) and that we can just wait at the adjacent bar (which turned out to be where all their girls were at if not "massaging" upstairs.

Anyway, at one point there was this cute looking thing that caught my attention and went upstairs, I kept my fingers crossed that she won't be picked as I really wanted to check her out again and 5 mins later she returned. The waiters knew I was eyeing her and brought her to me. One drink later and we headed upstairs. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that she spoke really good english and comes to SD quite often (she said that her dad lived in la jolla but she and her mom stay in Tijuana and thats where she go to college). Anyways, $35 for the house and 15 mins into the room, she asked me if I wanted anything else. I let her pop my Tijuana massage cherry for $80. Amazing session, lots of GFE (no gr33k) but overall just feeling very awesome and passionate. Totally NOT a clock watcher, and very very cute (kept saying "oh thank you").

Exchanged numbers and she asked me to call her whenever. Surprised to know her number is a SD one (and yes it works).

In comparison. My buddy picked another girl who was totally silent, but still offered him some amount of excitement. He paid her $60 instead but that didn't bother me at all, my chica started at $100 and I countered at $60 (which I know was lowballing, for her quality in terms of looks) and eventually settled at $80 which we were both happy.

For the life of me I cannot remember her name. Maybe taja or something.

The rest of the night going to find my atf is another story. I will share it when I have a chance to answer some emails that pays my bills.

[Ath Trainer]

Only get to Tijuana once a year. Here are my impressions. Parking on the street across from the outlet mall was worse than ever. Usually find a spot on the street half the time, so I don't have to pay to park. Did not find a spot one night out of four, including Sunday night.

Like the new bridge, although others have said they don't. It's a shorter walk for me to get back to my hotel then the old way. Border Patrol guys are assholes. One guy made me turn around be / see I said I had nothing to declare. Another kept asking what my purpose of my trip was. Both just were negative people. The 2 females were excellent.

Had my first taxi driver not drop me at the circle by the stairs. He dropped me back a ways up the hill. Was not sure where I was at first. BTW, it was a Taxi Libre. Ended up no big deal, but was uncomfortable at first, not sure of my location.

Was impressed with the improvements in the area. The Adelita's gift store looks nice. The sidewalks look as good as they have in a while. The new taco stand / restaurant at the corner near the front of HK is nice also. The still need to improve the sidewalks on the side streets from the alley to the front of HK / AB.

Did Mexico win a soccer game Sunday? Lot's of people wearing their colors, honking, and waving flags.

Never knew where the hill was where the girls in school uniforms are. Found it, but not venture that direction. Next trip.

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[Reinaldo]

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Did Mexico win a soccer game Sunday? Lot's of people wearing their colors, honking, and waving flags.

\\\Yes they won the world championship for under 17.

[Rodeo9112]

Just wondering if its worth it to do Tijuana on a Thursday night if I can't do Friday or Saturday. Is the selection on Thursday better than earlier in the week? Not trying to make the drive to be disappointed! Thanks for the replies, feel free to PM me.

Rodeo

[Country John]

Just wondering if its worth it to do Tijuana on a Thursday night if I can't do Friday or Saturday. Is the selection on Thursday better than earlier in the week? Not trying to make the drive to be disappointed! Thanks for the replies, feel free to PM me.

RodeoThe best time to come to the Zona Norte is on the weekends beginning Friday night and continuing through Sunday morning. If you insist on coming during the week, you should not be disappointed if you were not looking for the trophy fuck that only works Saturday nights. There are (IMHO) a lot of very do-able girls out all of the time.

[Ath Trainer]

Just wondering if its worth it to do Tijuana on a Thursday night if I can't do Friday or Saturday. Is the selection on Thursday better than earlier in the week? Not trying to make the drive to be disappointed! Thanks for the replies, feel free to PM me.

RodeoWas there last Thurs. Sat.

Sat. Was the busiest, followed by Fri, then Thurs, and the biggest drop off was Sun. Far from empty on Thurs. Even Sunday picked up, just a little later, and still plenty of hotties.

[Artisttyp]

You won't get the full on assault during the weekdays which is way better IMHO. You can actually walk around and breath in HK club. The weekend is when a lot of gringos come down. Yuck.

IMHO better deals are to be had late Sunday through Thursday.

[Rodeo9112]

Thanks for the info, guys! Its amazing how much more helpful (on a whole) ISG is compared to its domestic counterpart USA SG. The San Francisco board especially sucks and I KNOW there's good shit out there!

Rodeo

[Socker]

Yo Gents, My last trip to Tijuana, a week ago was a total disaster. My past MO is to use the escort services beause I get the guarrantee GFE, in my nice hotel rm. I use mainly LLA and CuminTJ. I have done business w / them in the past and it was professional. I always received what was promised in their web site. This time I wanted to see Dinorah and booked her ahead of time, a few days later she cancelled and I then picked Harriet because she had a nice face and smile. So I am in Tijuana enjoying The Hong Kong Club and I leave this gorgeous dancer there at 7pm to see Harriet at my hotel. She comes into my rm w / jeans and a tshirt, her skin color is a lot darker, her hair is stringy and in her face. This dumb looking kid looks nothing like what I ordered from CuminTJ. She was politely rejected and I did call and email a not so happy message to CuminTJ. I did not come down there and spend all this money for a dumb looking chica dressed like her. Went back to Hong Kong and my chica there was nowhere to be found. I then call LiveLatin Angels, they send over a Yesenia who has a nice personality but watches the clock, she spent mucho time in the bathroom, and then talking about her life and then to the fucking. She came twice and the clock was up, got to go, left high and DRY! So I pay her the 2 hr rate $150 and no tip. Go back to the Hong Kong to try again for the beautiful dancer. Found her but the fire was gone between us and the language barrier did not help. So the night was a complete disaster as far as sexo goes.

My next night I choose Prisilla from LLA. When she arrived at the hotel she also looks nothing like her pic but I have to deal w / this built up load I have accumulated so I go for the 2 hr session. Her photo on the web site is pretty smokin, nice hair, tight looking latino body, nice skin tone. Well she is 10/15 pounds heavier and her skin color is pale, her hair is quite different, she also looks nothing like her photo. But the real stunner was her sexual abilities, SHE HAD NONE! She was a terrible fuck, I cannot remember when I had such a lousy fuck as this. She gave a terrible blow job, she could not move her hand and her mouth in unison. I was lucky I came at all w / her. When I did come she had no clue what was happening, hahaha, FUCK! Well. I cut the 2 hr session to a one hr session and thanked her, tipped her because she was a really nice gal, but Fuck! Am I in The Twilight Zone, this cannot be happening.

So if you are going to do an escort from Tijuana you better get current pics and check reviews. Next time I will do what most guys do and stick to the zona. There are some nice ladies at, The Hong Kong Club that are in the 8"s and maybe even a 9 can be seen. No more 2 trips per year to Tijuana. 1 if at all. I will save up a little more and go to Heaven instead. That would be Colombia of course.

[Artisttyp]

Thanks for the info, guys! Its amazing how much more helpful (on a whole) ISG is compared to its domestic counterpart USA SG. The San Francisco board especially sucks and I KNOW there's good shit out there!

RodeoISG rules when it comes to meeting serious like minded individuals. Other websites don't measure up when it comes to effective responses.

[Party God]

Ok I'm seeing this word spelled "Masero" more often then the right way. Not that it really matters, but if you are pronoucing it the way you are spelling it, then you won't be understood. The right word is "Mesero", derived from the word "mesa" which means "table". Therefore in spanish a "waiter" is a "mesero" which literally means "table man". If it were a lady, that waitress would be a "mesera" or literally "table woman". Just FYI. Use it as you will.

[Member #4450]

Ok I'm seeing this word spelled "Masero" more often then the right way. Not that it really matters, but if you are pronoucing it the way you are spelling it, then you won't be understood. The right word is "Mesero", derived from the word "mesa" which means "table". Therefore in spanish a "waiter" is a "mesero" which literally means "table man". If it were a lady, that waitress would be a "mesera" or literally "table woman". Just FYI. Use it as you will.OK Ha ha you're funny!

I call the waiter like this: hey, you, whistle him, show him a dollar, raise your hand and even calling asshole works too, so don't worry about spelling the word correctly these bars are a zoo and they don't require a bachelors degree to walk in.

[Keg]

Ok I'm seeing this word spelled "Masero" more often then the right way. Not that it really matters, but if you are pronoucing it the way you are spelling it, then you won't be understood. The right word is "Mesero", derived from the word "mesa" which means "table". Therefore in spanish a "waiter" is a "mesero" which literally means "table man". If it were a lady, that waitress would be a "mesera" or literally "table woman". Just FYI. Use it as you will.You could yell out "Menso", and they'll still keep coming, it's so loud in there it doesn't really matter what you call them.

[El Guincho]

Sup guys?

First time on this forum but long time Tijuana strip club connoisseur. Like most my go to spots are AB & HK but for a short time it was Bolero.

That place had some of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen (including SD, LA, & LV!) Stopped going when all the chaos broke out, when I returned last.

Year the entire plaza was a ghost town and the club was empty.

Last I heard was that it was closing, if it already didn't. Anyone been there recently?

[Party God]

I'm heading down in 30 min from OC. PM me asap if interested in tagging along. I preffer if you have a Sentri card. I'm driving across.

[Super Gato]

Ok I'm seeing this word spelled "Masero" more often then the right way. Not that it really matters, but if you are pronoucing it the way you are spelling it, then you won't be understood. The right word is "Mesero", derived from the word "mesa" which means "table". Therefore in spanish a "waiter" is a "mesero" which literally means "table man". If it were a lady, that waitress would be a "mesera" or literally "table woman". Just FYI. Use it as you will.I appreciate your pedantry and am usually the same way but I gave up on this site's bastardization of the Spanish language long ago. My favorite other common gringo-ism is the "fischa" drink. Fischa is a river in Austria. The girls work for a ficha. It means token / chip in the bars. In a police station your ficha is the file the cops have on you. At Oxxo you buy a ficha to recharge your cellphone.

As mentioned earlier, the waiters will respond to anything. The international holding up your nearly empty drink works. I'll usually say güey to the younger waiters or señor to the old guys. Mesero, of course, works fine too.

But to those that actually want to learn the language, understanding the proper spelling and pronunciation makes it easier to learn faster. As Party God said, mesero is derived from mesa, meaning table and the.ero suffix to mean table man / woman. Just as carne is meat, and carnicero is butcher. By understanding these common suffixes you don't need to look up or memorize words.

[Plastermaster]

Yes I agree it had some fine ass strippers. I was there a few years back the club opened late in the evening but the quality of chicas was like vegas type

[HelpRules]

Why are you scheduling 2 hours with girls that are new. You schedule 1 hour and if they suck you don't call them back. I had a good experience with lla. I got the girls number after and we hung out.

[Dad Fun 555]

I'll usually say güey to the younger waitersAnd how does that work out for you? I always thought this word was pretty much a term of endearment between 15 year old working class Mexicans and being called this by an older gringo would be considered, if not a huge insult, at least highly unbecoming of a well-mannered gentleman.

[Grandma]

Today at 12:30AM, a tall skinny Mexican guy ran up behind another Mexican guy, heavier, looked like a thug, he donned an Affliction styled shirt, and was wearing a gold necklace. The gold necklace had the dimensions of a string, anybody who was looking at this guy would have missed seeing the necklace. The skinny guy grabbed the necklace from behind and yanked it off him and ran in the opposite direction. The Affliction wearing guy and his entourage of four ran after him. This happened 3 feet in front of me, at the corner where hotel El Pouton is, right in front of the taco stand that sells the ham stuffed jalapeno wrapped in bacon that'll make your anus feel like it's on fire the next day.

The thieves probably look at a couple dozen people before they find the right opportunity to snatch. They probably noticed the bulge of your wallet or cell phone your watch and your necklace no matter how small or thin it is. If you've been going to La Zona for a while then you've been in the sights of a thief. Given how skinny he was he must have been a meth addict, looking for something to barter for his next fix. My last visit I noticed a group of people standing across the street from Cascadas in the alley. They were all huddled around one person so eager to get what he had, as if he was handing out donuts in Ethiopia. That guy told them all to get in a line and they got in line so fast and formed a line so straight it'll put my first grade teacher to shame. One of his customers crossed the street and stopped 3 feet in front of me to stuff his packet of meth into his shoe. I've never seen drugs sold so openly before and I grew up in the hood. In my last visit, while a dozen folks and myself enjoy delicious al pastor tacos for a dollar we watched as a man scour through the trash can in search for scraps. He found a half eaten discarded tortilla and ate it. Watch your back because there is a lot of desperate people in La Zona.

Tonight I met up with a girl who I've taken upstairs last week in Hong Kong. We befriended each other on Facebook on our smartphones after our session. We've messaged each other during the week. She told me how much she misses me and wanted me to come back. So, I came back for her. We sat down and she ordered herself 6 drinks and a bag of chips, my masero ordered a shot for himself. $56. Ouch. DFK in the club. When we went upstairs, she was GFE like before and she let me take pictures of her, which Google+ automatically posted to the internet and shared with all my friends. Oops. $100 for an hour and $25 for the room. I know it's retarded but I think it all was worth it, I love being with her. She's the biggest thief in La Zona, she took all my money and she stole my heart.

[Piperpilot]

I've heard some really bad stories about Tijuana and it's borders. Such as getting kidnapped or pulled over by cops just so they can make a quick buck. Been told not to go alone. Any of you guys find a problem with Tijuana? I'm thinking about HK or mexicolindobar or cuminTJ. Are they all safe for the border pick up?