General Reports

[Joe Arturo]

8 days of Viagra is not a good thing. It worked every time but by the end of the visit I had a pretty bad headache that didn't end until about 36 hours after my last Viagra. On the other hand, it allowed me 3 pops a day instead of my normal limit of 1 pop a day. Next time I have that much time in Tijuana I'll take a mongering break in the middle.

HorsetraderI used to have the same problem with Viagra. Headaches and sometimes bloody noses. Thats why I tried Cialis and have been using it for many years now. Cialis has never given me a headache or a bloody nose.

Another difference is the effect of Viagra only lasts from 4 to 6 hours while the effect of Cialis lasts from 24 to 36 hours. This means that you don't have to plan when to take it. Just take it in the morning and you are good until the next morning.

Just like Viagra, Cialis loses its effect with the consumption of alcohol. This is one of the big reasons that I don't drink very much while in Tijuana.

[Jim0129]

Ah! Sorry about that guys, as you guys just found out, I am a Tijuana local, and yes, you're right, the third street would be the third row from the border in the old days, just look for the animale night club on revolution street, its in a second floor, on the corner, of 3rd and revolucion, you can't miss it.


The real name of 3rd or La Tercera is Carrillo Puerto. The streets have names but the locals call them by number from the old days. 1st was the 1st main street from the border, etc.

[Ath Trainer]

I used to have the same problem with Viagra. Headaches and sometimes bloody noses. Thats why I tried Cialis and have been using it for many years now. Cialis has never given me a headache or a bloody nose.

Another difference is the effect of Viagra only lasts from 4 to 6 hours while the effect of Cialis lasts from 24 to 36 hours. This means that you don't have to plan when to take it. Just take it in the morning and you are good until the next morning.

Just like Viagra, Cialis loses its effect with the consumption of alcohol. This is one of the big reasons that I don't drink very much while in Tijuana.Mr. Willie loses his effectiveness with the consumption of alcohol, which is one reason why guys take viagra.

[Baxter Slade]

Mr. Willie loses his effectiveness with the consumption of alcohol, which is one reason why guys take viagra.I used to apply a special cream to Mr Willie called Mr. Prolong it acted as a numbing agent, so that I could last more than 2 minutes. And then I discovered alcohol. This is why I drink in Tijuana to prolong the sex. However these days I may have to look into Cialis because round #2 has become a problem.

[Tratnguyen1]

Gents,

Some members PM. And asked Aztec massages is really a legit in town?

I Need to reaffirm that Aztec massages totally Legit because It is Not in Zona Norte.

The Zona Centro Does Not allow Sex services.

So, Please just Come and enjoy a good massages in 1 hour and Leave the Sex services.

In Zona Norte.

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Greetings,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

[Hargow20]

I am contemplating another trip to Tijuana and I was wondering how long the pedestrian crossing times are recently? I crossed last Saturday around 4:30 and it was 6:30 before I got across. Also is the border wait times site accurate at all?

I will probably wait till Wednesday to visit Tijuana. I usually get down there around to the Zona around 2 or 3 pm and leave about 5 or 6 pm. From 4-6pm is when the most SG's are out. The only problem is that this when there is more people crossing the border.

[Reinaldo]

Of all those days only 2 street girls accepted my invitation to come to my room, they mostly seemed to prefer their own dive hotel rooms.This is surprising if they were working on the alley. I would not be surprised that street girls working on Constitucion declined to go to Cascadas. There are a couple of Rosie's who work that end of the alley but it sounds like the one who works out of El Porton because it's a step up from many of the sg dive hotels.

[Hargow20]

A lot of girls have some sort of deal with the hotels. I have seen the girls use lockers at the hotels. My guess is that since a lot of them are from southern Mexico they get free or reduced rent in return for bringing customers to that hotel. I prefer going to the Cascada hotel myself.

[Artisttyp]

But mongering straight from 10AM until midnight was too much for me so most days I rented a room in Cascades for the day. I would monger for a bit then relax in the room and read a novel.

HorsetraderI enjoyed your report. Staying for a week is very different than just a few days. Hopefully next time you will find a good place and stay in Tijuana. Crossing back so often must have been a nuisance. Did you have any trouble with the customs officers crossing so much?

[Joe Arturo]

The Zona Centro Does Not allow Sex services.Darn! I guess that I had better not go to Madonas, Amnesia and New Body any more. I might get arrested!

[Luvpuss]

Some of you are crossing thinking you are getting bargains. I stopped going to Tijuana. Time is money. Check out Humaniplex. Lots of GFE on their for 80 to 100. BBBJ, CIM. DFK, some will BB. No knock on door, upsell, or crossing BS.

[Reinaldo]

i appreciate the recommendation. would you describe her as attractive, average or unattractive? i'm not asking because i'm planning to ask for sexual services. i just prefer someone easy on the eyes. thanks.


gents,

whenever i have the time to go tijuana, i always plan to visit aztec massages here.

i really like the chica name america, her working name. she is from guadalajara.

however, she lives in tijuana. with her own family husband and couple kids. i once

visited gdl and admire the beauty of chica in that city. america works in aztec.

massages over 2 years, she is very professional therapist and always give me

great whole body massages with her firmly hands strong.

a 50pesos tip at the end of session is appreciated.

please do not try p4p sex services in the aztec massages because you will be

flatly turn. down. it is not in the zona norte.

[Tratnguyen1]

Gents,

My Reckon MT. America is 30something Chica, medium build 5'5' 135lbs.

She has a nice looking round face and smile.

My Spanish is limited in a small conversation, I took only

One course Spanish 101 at Santa Ana College years ago and

Just gave me a basic Spanish language which was very interesting.

Anyways, America works very hard to support her family with 2 children

And her husband is No help because he is unemploment in this bad economy.

I only went to Aztec and Vivamex couple times. However, I like the Aztec massage.

Much better. I Don't Go to other MP. In the Zona Centro.

Like I said I Don't Go to MP. And looking for Sex Services, I leave the

Sex Services business for Zona Norte Adelitas, HK, Las Chevalas, Tropical bar. Etc

[Member #2041]

Some of you are crossing thinking you are getting bargains. I stopped going to Tijuana. Time is money. Check out Humaniplex. Lots of GFE on their for 80 to 100. BBBJ, CIM. DFK, some will BB. No knock on door, upsell, or crossing BS.I mainly agree with you (although I use backpage predominantly) that with 80-100 the prevailing half hour rate north of the border, Tijuana has less allure than it used to given the drive and the border wait hassle. But BBBJ with CIM is still very hard to find in that rate, and BBFS is certainly more (whereas I have a regular who gives me that in Tijuana for 40).

[Hargow20]

I am only interested in BJ's. So I was wondering if any girls in Hong Kong or Adelitas are willing to negotiate just for a BJ. I might try next time I go down.

[Baxter Slade]

On Thursday I headed for TJ for what was supposed to be another 3 day trip to paradise. This trip did not turn out so good probably because I did not follow all my rules. I was going down there with a bad feeling about the GF/BG I have been seeing.We had been getting pretty close over the last month she had been texting and calling about 10 toi 20 times a day. Then about a few days before my trip the communications seemed to change to about once every day or 2. So my intuition was telling me she must have a new Novio. Mistake #1 I was headed to TJ with a bad attitude.

So I arrived at Ticuan around 4 pm and took a walk to the Zona after checking in. She texted me around 4:30 to see what time I was going to arrive. I told her around 530 or 630, that would give me an hour or 2 to check out the clubs. She then replied ok despasio. Now if you factor in my bad attitude to begin with and now I think she is telling me to take my time, I immediatly start thinking the worst, she must be with another dude. And then I give her the benifit of the doubt, maybe she is just running late and she is not even at the club yet. So I text her again and ask if she is at the bar now, and I get no reply. So I figure I will take a walk over to where she parks her car and she if she is at the bar. Sho enough her car is there. So know I'am like fuck that bioch I will show her despasio and I proceeded to hit some of the smaller clubs with the drink specials and proceeded to get drunk.

Mistake #2 when in Tijuana don't get super drunk, just drink enough to stay in control and be happy. Mistake #3 when drinking pace yourself. I learned that one when I first started going out with her, our dates would usually last until the wee hours and if I would drink to much to soon that was not a good thing.

I finally settled in at the Valentina Bar and was enjoying the company of a nice young lady, who spoke pretty good english and was telling me her life story. It involved her American boyfriend who would send her money every month so that she would not work in the bar. Thats funny as soon as she finished her shift at this bar she told me she had to report to work at a certain gentleman's club over on Rev. Maybe she thought her boyfriend meant he didn't want her to work in a bar, but if she worked in bars that was different. It reminded me of something Joe Arturo said "These girls are not very loyal when you are out of town". That could very well be the understatment of the year.

Anyway at about 9:30 I stumbled out of the bar to go try to find my GF. I did find her at the club she works at and I was a real mess. I remember very little from then on. Somehow her and her girlfriend and me ended up at Las Pulgas. About the only thing I remember it was around 5 in the morning and they played a Michael Jackson song and all of a sudden I thought I could do the moonwalk.

The next thing I remember was waking up in the room in some bloody sheets (that time of the month) with the worst hangover ever. I spent the rest of the day in bed. She left at about 1 to go do some errands and came back around 3. We walked over to a seafood place on Rev, I was so nauseous the only thing I could eat was a few chips.

We headed back to the room and spent the rest of the night in bed. She did a pretty good job of taking care of me every now and then she would take my mind off of being sick by providing a BBBJCIM. I'am pretty sure my intuition was right a couple times I woke up and she was texting someone, and she had this little smile on her face.

Saturday morning I knew I had to cut this trip short so I checked out and said good bye. She has not stopped teasing me. Una palabra (despasio) and you mucho barracho you crazy. I had hoped to go out Saturday night and run into Supersteve in the zona I probably could have used some of his worldly advice. But I still had not recovered.

And then if things were not bad enough the cab driver warned me that as long as he as been in Tijuana he has never seen the pedestrian line to get to the US this long. The line wrapped around that grassy area by the drop off spot up then down a highway and about 3/4 of the way to the traffic circle by McDonalds. As bad as the line looked it only took about 3 hours.

[Bill]

IMHO all the old adages apply.

KISS. Keep it simple stupid. What is the reasoning for making a bar girl a girlfriend? Monogamy? Exclusivity?

Fantasy?

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. We all do things in this hobby that aren't the best for us, but we keep on doing them regardless, following the lead of the pointer in our pants.

Chasing that first heroin high.

Almost like that first all-time session when all the stars were in alignment.

She was the girl of your dreams, took her time, looked into your eyes, didn't upsell and gave GFE.

I don't expect others to follow my modus operandi of getting the best personal satisfaction at the best possible price from the greatest number of SW's. However,"if you keep on doing' what your doing', your going to keep gettin' what you've been gettin".

Bill is not judging.

Bill is making observations.

Bill is not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

Bill is living vicariously through other mongers' trip reports until it is time to return.

[Hargow20]

I am amazed how long the border lines were when I went down. It is even more amazing that the lines were that long on a weekday. I went down around this time of year and the lines were very short. My friend tells me that lines will get shorter after Christmas. I can walk from from my in car and to Tijuana in about 2 hours when things are normal. Personally I don't like hanging out in the Zona Norte.

Tijuana is the wrong place to get drunk unless you are with a friend.

[Flange]

i got back to the hotel at around 4 am on thursday morning. i tried to relax, but it was very hard to in my current condition. it was a very strange feeling. like the girls were still calling me. i should have brought one of those chicks home, i thought for a while. but i was tired, and i needed to reclaim my energies. i had the usual beep in the ears from listening to pounding bass music for so many hours plus being sleep deprived for 2 days. i tried my hardest but i could not chill out. i managed to lose consciousness and woke up at around 1 pm. thursday. i showered, shaved, cleaned up, and went to the ticuan's restaurant, albahca. i had the chilaquiles verdes with orange juice. pretty satisfying. i went to check my email on their free business station, and then headed out, back into the jungle. i flagged a cab down, as opposed to having one called (of course, they offered). i told the cabbie the usual, and i was driven to hong kong. he recommended amnesia. i smiled at him, and complimented his choice of cumbia on the cd player. we had a conversation on how music is all done on computers now. we arrived at the hong kong, and i walked inside. it's 2:30 pm now. things seem slow. i sit at the south bar, and check out the current dancer. 2 minutes into it, a redheaded latina with big delicious fake tits, a humungous ass, and very friendly attitude, comes and straddles me. she slams my face into her bewbs, and proceeds to make small talk with me. she is very friendly. she says her name is noelia. she is the girl in the picture on my previous post. she grabs at all my tender areas (excluding the wallet repository, kudos for her) she asks me if i want to buy her a drink. why yes sir, i do! one ficha for her, and an oj for me (mmm tang) we small talk, as i repeat my ever lasting story of my jedi journey to her. she, like all, is very happy for me, and kisses me on the cheek. i realize that buying drinks for girls in the tipping bar, is better than on the booth, if you want them to sit on your lap, and be your lap-puppet (no fiv yet just to be clear). she drank her ficha and we continued to bullshit. she was getting heavy on my leg, so considering i had morning wood still, i offered her 600 pesos. she happily obligued, and we went upstairs. she took her clothes off, and i noticed she seemed a wee bit older, than in the club. got to love it. she was a hot milf though. she had a few blemishes, but nothing she couldn't make me forget by doing her job well. she put the condom in her mouth, and swallowed me whole. she did this for a while, but she was using way too much teeth. being a glutton for punishment i let it go on for a few minutes. i decided to extract my revenge and i asked her for doggystyle right away. i was a beast. i banged her so hard. she knew why, lol. she had her face on the bedsheet, grabbing the comforter, ass in the air, and she was loving it. i really enjoyed it. i exerted more energy than i should, but i wanted this girl to remember me. she took a good pounding, like a pro. i gave her props for that, of course. i asked her if i could take a picture of her for 5 bucks, and she happily obligued. we were both panting the whole time, lol. it was beautiful. unfortunately my stupid camera was sans-flash, so i ended up with sub-par pictures. i promise to bring an awesome spy cam next time. i have all sorts of goodies in my bat-cave.

we leave the hotel, and i go back into the hong kong. i was hungry, but i felt like sitting inside the bar, and have a smoke, to enjoy the comfortable, exhausted feeling of just having released. hk seemed empty compared to other time. about 10 people there. bunch of girls sitting down, gossiping about la novela. i saw scarlett again, on top of the bar, dancing on the pole. she recognized me, and laughed at me. el senor noob, has arrived, she must have thought. i handed her a dollar bill. she put it in her kitty pouch, and thanked me with a soft kiss on the cheek. she asked me 'te acuerdas de mi? ' i'm like yes! i told her that her and luna had made a big impact in my career as a cochino. she loled and she gave me another kiss. i handed her another dollar. she allowed me to place it in a strategic place. as i do this, i see an older mesero, come and whisper to scarlett something. it seems she has struck another customer's fancy, and someone offered to buy her a ficha. i thank her for her time, she says to look for her later. she is carried down from the bar, and led by the hand, to her future temporary bf. i gave him a thumbs up, and he smiled back at me. there is an unspoken dialogue between us. we both know we have it really good. roman emperors on a royal tour of debauchery. the positive vibes i am getting from people, feed my energy. i must have more! i finish my marlboro, and sneak out the back. the sun is bright on my face. it seems so, because of the strong change in contrast from being inside. i do a quick sg marathon around the block, and came to the front of the montecarlo restaurant. my insides were clamoring for sustenance. i could smell the fried chips, and fresh caldos being prepared inside. i sit in a booth, and a nice senora comes and brings me the menu. they had a special of the day, mojarra frita con ensalada verde. i considered it, but it seems like too heavy a meal for my current activities. i decided on the consome de pollo. lots of veggies, and soup. a few too many potatoes for my taste. with a few lemon drops, and a slice of chile habanero on the side (the chile comes by request only ). it was a good waker upper. i recharged my batteries, and decided to go out and venture out again. it was getting close to 5 pm. this was my 1st full day of fun in tijuana. i didn't want to burn out for my future plans, so i decided to go hang back in my room.

4 bucks to go back to the room. i take a shower, clean up the bathroom, and give the room a cleanup. i have fresh towels saved ready. tonight, at 8 pm, i am expecting carolina from mexico lindo bar. i read the reviews, and researched her fully. a kind soul or two gave me some good advice. luckily for me. 3 good images of her existed. just the right curves. i had set up this night about a month in advance. i lit the 2 glad scented candles i had brought. one was some lemony scent, and the other was berries. quite the fruit cocktail. venenzuelan tango music on the mp3 with a decent set of portable speakers (because bass fucking matters). i also brought those little ghiradelli caramel chocolate squares, and some of the berry flavored ones. i laid out a water bottle, inside an ice bucket, on her nightstand. i dimmed the lights to their lowest, leaving only the soft accent lights on. i chilled on the bed, and waited for the magic moment. about 30 minutes later, i get a call from the desk, asking me to confirm my guest. i get a knock on my door about 2 minutes later. it's edguan! he tells me my guest is here to see me. i acknowledge carolina, and she comes in, and gives me a hug. he smiles at me, and gives me a huge thumbs up, and i reciprocate. i remember thinking to myself, that i felt like i was in a cheesy movie. it felt unreal. i lead her in. my, she is a bouncy little thing! what a rack. she's wearing a modern looking, one piece, bikini with jeans, which makes it look like a tight fitting blouse. she has a sweater on. after the formalities, she asks to go to the bathroom to get freshened up. i lead her in, and i go back to the bedroom. she tells me she showered right before coming to see me. i tell her the same. the bathroom is still wet from earlier. those ticuan tile showers take a long time to get dry, i noticed. i'm in bed laying down. i'm wearing a black t-shirt, and a pair of basketball shorts. commando, of course. i'm hard from just anticipating the inevitable. my heart is racing just a little. sorry, i'm the kinda dude who tends to enjoy the journey more than the destination just a little too much.

she bounces back to me. she doesn't walk, really, she just kinda floats, and bounces. she's a lively one. she keeps grabbing at me. i love her attitude. really funny too. she tells me a bunch of jokes that i instantly forgot, because i was horny, and was mesmorized by her. she tells me about her family, and her daughter. carolina's hair is long, straight, black, and has long bangs which cover her forhead. her features are fine, and pixie like. i loved her smile. dark, and minute. she's so animated. like a psychic vampire, i absorb her energy, and feed of her happiness. she's an endless fountain of youth. her voice is raspy, and sexy as fuck to me. she has a cute little ass, and a perfectly shaped pusy. like a wonderful, human doll, she is. her breasts are beautifully constructed. not hard and stiff like those other of lower pedigree. she enjoys showing them to me, and allowing my exploration. she is a pleaser. she get's to the point in no time. she sees my growing wonder in her, and she takes to the task instantly. all the way to the back of her throat. i could feel it slam in there. it was insane. i've never been taken in like that. she goes at it like it's a race. fuck. i'm already grabbing the sheets. she really likes it? really? i'm trying to convince myself that this is true. i've never seen such an eager performance at this task. seriously guys. wow. i keep muttering to her."si mamacita, que rico, shit, fuck, tu si sabes, mira que linda, dame mas." and other combinations of the same degree. she's going to town. shit, i just realized that this is the best bj in my entire fucking life. i've just met this girl 20 minutes ago. she tells me in the middle of it "parezco una viborita verdad?", and i don't have any comeback. i'm in sexual shock. she has a tongue like a snake indeed. she just keeps going at it. i don't even want to do anything but this at this point. i want to release, and end this wonderful agony, but i know that my future self would not agree. i tell her to slow down a few times, because i don't want to finish just yet. i had only rented her for 1 hour, and i wanted to delay the big finale to a proper ending. i wanted to shag now. she helped me put on a crown. she had never seen them before. she remarked upon their quality as she helped me suit up. i used the passion fruit water based lube. another thing she was not familiar with. she was impressed by the difference in taste. she made a joke about eating it like candy. i told her i had big caramelo for her, and helped her to get on top of me. she slid in slowly. she rode me slowly too. i resisted for a little while, but then i grabbed her like the hips, and played bucking bronco with her. she resisted a tad. i changed to the canine entry pattern, and i noticed she wasn't as receptive to the fast pounding. my studies had hinted at this fact, so i knew what to expect. not too bad. i do her slowly, and give her a few good hints at what it's like to work hard for the money. i am satisfied. i allowed her to finish me orally. i wanted to cum for a long time now. i grabbed her head, and demostrated the roughness i wanted her to reciprocate. she went at it like a champ. she knew what i wanted. i literally exploded inside her mouth. she used that snake tongue of hers, to clean me up completely. she ran to the bathroom, to spit i am guessing. what a gracious young lady, i thought. i could hear the shower running. she wanted to wash the sin off.

she came back, and she layed on top of me, semi wet, naked, and smiling at me. she asked me "te gusto?" i told her "no. me encanto!" she smiled and gave me a kiss. she asked me "viste estrellitas?" y yo le dije,"no, vi pinche constellaciones, why planetas, why angelitos." she loled at my retardedness, and she gave me another kiss. her phone rings then. it's her taxi driver. she says perfect time! we remark on how time flew. of course it did. i get out an envelope i had marked with a smiley face on it. i counted it out for her. i paid her 180 dollars. i asked her, if this was how much it was going to be. she told me it was 150. for some reason, i had thought it was 180. math is not my friend, apparently. i told her she was a beautiful, and honest person, who had shown me a wonderful time. i told her to keep the 180. i was going to tip her 20 bucks, so the extra 10 was just a little extra. i also had a 2 dollar bill in there. i showed her and she was ecstatic! fucking eh, loved these dude. she asks me to sign my name on it, so she can remember me. i thought that was very sweet of her. i obligue, and i autograph it. i do this to another one, and i hand it to her. i give it to her, and i tell her, that she can give this other bill, and give it to someone she feels could use some luck. she gives me a huge hug, and a kiss. (i know i'm a hug working girl. i fell in love with her. i wanted to be really nice to her. pobrecita, she could use a little bit of extra, well worth it, for the quality of the experience she gave me) she was really happy. she told me she loved the candles, and that it was really nice that i had thought of that. she liked the tango music also. i grab the ghiradelli chocolates, and i give her the bag of caramel ones. i told her these were for her, and her daughter, but only if they brushed their teeth after. yeah suckas, hug city again. her phone rings, and it's the taxi driver again. she screams, and apologizes to him, and says she's stepping out right now. she hugs, and kisses me, and tells me i'm one of the nicest guys she's ever met, as she's running out of the door 1 hour and 20 minutes after our introduction began. now i know, obi wan, that i am neck deep in the plm woods, but fuck it. i enjoy her telling me that shit. somewhere in my heart, i think it's true. most dudes probably don't light candles for the girl 1 hour prior, in order to get the scent to proper levels, have the place nice looking, tasteful music, clean body odor, and manicured extremities. i think that they appreciate that. my escort experience in sfo with outcalls to my house, has proven time and time again, that ymmv is very true, if you are not a sloppy as fuck man-imal.

i now remember that i've been complimented on my body odor by almost all chiquas. i take pride in smelling like a clean man. somewhere, in the back of my mind, i think girls like that. to those of us who lack common metro sexual intuition, i will share my technique. i use a combination of old spice body wash, luffa glove, and apricot body scrub. exfoliation is key to fresh skin. none of them girls beleived i was 32. i look about 25 if seen under certain light, if you close one eye, and if you are slightly dizzy. anywho, after you makes sure to luffa your balls, and anus, the taint, and all other nether regions, it's very important to dry yourself properly. i use a blow dryer to finish the job properly. bacteria from sweat has less of a chance to thrive in an environment deprived of moisture. if need be, you can use talc powder down there, although sometimes it can work against you, if you sweat too much. i use a combination of eternity body lotion, and their after shave product. that stuff goes a long way. my clothes had ye olde aqua di gio. i have a cologne fetish, and i have noticed the gams respond particularly to aqua di gio. 70 bucks at macy's for the big bottle. don't fuck around. it's worth it. you smell like sexy cock, and money to them. the olfactory sense is the strongest of any, when inducing memories. seriously, i think georgio armani put the essence of those things into this cologne. always strike gold with this. also, make sure you brush your teeth, floss, and use moutwash. winning combination, for ultra freshness. chewing eclipse gum after may seem like overkill to some, but it really does help to get the salivary glands all minty and shit. give it a try, if you smoke like me, especially. last but not least, cut your fucking fingernails if you bite them. or else you might scratch the girl when rubbing her body. that's a turn off to most of them. lacerations and hoes don't mix.

after carolina left i cleaned myself to the aformentioned degree, put on a black guayavera, with my kengol, sexy as fuck, toked a bowl of keef, and strolled back to the cab stand. did i mention i've been a wee bit medicated during the majority of my trip? don't ask how. i have a license to carry it, like most smart californians, so the flight was a breeze. plus keef doesn't have the odor that the main ingredients posesses. i felt confident getting through canine noses, considering the way it was stored. i used a converted soda can from the bar for intake. about this activity. i know this is the worst thing a jedi can do in mexico, but i felt confident i could be discreet about it. plus rules are rules, and small amounts are decriminilized in mexico. i also confined my activity to the hotel bathroom, turned off the exhaust fan, brought a "hello, neighbor" carbon odor filter to blow through, and used the incredibly strong orange essence oil spray. it smelled like i was inside a house made out of orange peels. it was great. keef has no definitive odor. it was pretty cool. i felt like such an outlaw. fuck it, you only live once, and i was not about to be not-giggly on my fucking birthday. okay, back to the poon fest.

i arrive at hk. it's full of people (or so i thought. i hadn't seen friday yet.) i walk around, and stroll inside. they are playing pitbull again. i never realized how much i like him, until i was surrounded by all this ass shaking to it. i ask the bartender for a beer this time. fuck meseros. i never drink either, but i feel all manly, after being vacuumed by a super-hot little hottie. i sit and drink my tecate light slowly. mmm, it's so light, and un-budweiser like. i turn around to see the view of the girl who is dancing on top of me. it's scarlett! i fucking love her. her small, dark eyes, and perfect little eyebrows. not a sharpie mark anywhere. i smile at her, and she laughs at me. goddamnit, someone please get me a picture of this nina tan linda. i regret not doing so. pinche noob, soy yo. anywho, i get closer, and i whisper into her ear."porque te ries tanto de mi?" and she tells me "porque pareces nino chiquito.", and she kisses me in the cheek. i smile at her, with my big dumb grin, and i stuff a dollar into her underwear. i slide the top of my fingers on top of her lips. she laughs at me, and pinches my cheek. i keep waiting to get sick of doing this to the girls, but it's just awesome. i keep checking her out, bobbing my head to pitbull's next ripoff of an electronica anthem. i feel like dancing, so i am next to her moving the best i can to join her. i'm having a blast 10 minutes into walking here, the 2nd time around. i light a cigarrette and i notice it kinda annoys her. she shoos the smoke away. i hold the cigarrete behind my back, and i apologize to her. i caress her leg, and make the spinning motion with my fingers, indicating to her that i'm going to turn around now. she smiles and mouths the words "gracias" to me. i turn, and continue sipping my beer. i'm in the stools by the entrance to the main door. directly in front of me is that small round stage, where 2 girls sometimes dance. you know the one. you can see it as soon as you walk down the stairs or ramp. 2 girls are getting ready to do a shaving cream show. i don't know their names. they are beautiful. i'm ashamed to introduce myelf properly, since i know i will be molesting them in a few minutes, so i just smile at them politely, and await their upcoming performance. there was an empty stool next to me, which was just taken up by a fellow conqueror. young guy. 35ish, anglo, well dressed, and drinking a tecate. i say hi to him, and tell him that this is the best seat in the house. he introduces himself to me, and tells me he is a doctor in san diego. he did not mention which specialty. i told him about my jedi journey, and he and i enjoyed a fist to fist, man-shake. the girls in front of us were lighting their candles. i was excited as fuck. he told me that this was the best part of the club. i told him i had the pleasure of experiencing this for the first time in my life yesterday. he smiled that knowing smile, that i would soon posess. i constantly remember thinking how fucking awesome of a time i am having in mexico. soon i would be eating another orgasmicaly good taco. then i realized the combination of having the best taco in your life, after the best blow job in your life, could only happen to those very few bold men who made the trek into the wilds. now, i understood why men worked so hard, in so-cal. it's to come spend that cash with the nalgas and the tacos in tijuana. fuck. yet again. best vacation ever.

the girls begin to do their thing. i am a pig tonight. i'm already standing next to them, pulling dollars out of my wallet. i attempt to repeat last night action, but the girls are on opposite of the circle. i impale just one of them with the device. one dollar for you. i then place a second dollar, and i rub her kitten. it's so fucking sexy to do it with the whipped lotion cream they have on. she enjoys it. i now remember that in all the lotion shows i partook in, they mostly seemed to enjoy my groping them, (in my plm fantasies, of course) i remember that everytime i did that, i tried to make eye contact with them, as i did it. many of them got shy, but i know they liked it, i've been complimented on the limberness of my digits on many occassions in the past, so i know i have a lesbian's tactile sense. i go sit back with my doctor friend. i continue shooting the shit with him about my trip. he seems legit, so i tell him about, and all the fountain of knowledge within it's server walls. he seems really interested, so i shoot him my email, and i tell him i'll send him the info. i wanted him to email me, before i sent him any more info. unfortunately he never wrote me back. the girls are not sticking lit candles into their pussies. i light another cigarrete with the flame from this candle. i had read about someone doing this, so i considered since i was in rome. my doctor friend told me he was a tad under the weather. i ended up losing him after we did a quick walk of the ground. by now, i had noticed my next victim. i had been plotting her surrender to me, for about a month now. 20 feet away stood the sexy as fuck, ivonnia de chihuhua.

i had been looking for her since the night before. i was excited. fucking eh. i was horny right away. i didn't want to just approach her and ask her to please me. i wanted to have a little more fun. i decided to sit in an empty booth, in a dark corner, behind the jacuzzi, in the other end of the bar. i spot a young waiter. this is when i met el cholo. he was the youngest looking waiter in the bar. he had lower lip piercings. he didn't seem like a money hungry shark. i flagged him down, and i introduced myself to him. i told him i heard he was a good waiter. he smiled, and he told me "claro que si mi capitan." i hand him a 2 dollar bill. i tell him,"toma compa, para la buena suerte." i guess this took him by surprise. he shakes my hand, and thanks me. a tip for nothing? easy. i ask him to bring me another tecate, and i ask him to find me someone. i tell him i want ivonnia de chihuahua. he tells me he knows there's 2 ivonnias working that night. i tell him "quiero a la que se ve como chinita, con chichis grandotas, why piernas delgaditas." he smiled as he knew exactly who i was talking about. i told him to bring her along with 2 fichas. yes. 2. i wanted to try and seduce this girl, to see how far my mileage could go with just game. i sat back, and tried to disguise my evident excitement. holy shit. ivonnia de chihuahua was in front of me. if she only knew how many times her image swam in my mind, as i was anticipating this trip. i was very excited about seeing her. she seemed receptive to my eagerness. el cholo leads her to me, and i introduce myself to her. she gives me a big hug. she is topless, wearing a small white skirt only. she speaks in this tiny, mouselike voice. she is adorable. we chill, and i regurgitate my constant story. she hugs me contratulating me, and give me a kiss on the cheek. we continue to talk. she tells me of her life, and her daughter. i tell her of my creative hobbies, and my theories on life. she tells me of her future plans for being a business owner, and of the house she built in chihuaha. we talk like this for about 45 minutes or so. she's not finished with her 2nd ficha yet. we enjoy each other's company. i know i am plming it like a mofo by this point in my tale, but i am enjoying like fuck, talking to a hot, latina, in my native language, without her being a fat ugly pig, or stuck up mini-kim kardashian, like most panchitas in my town. i swear to god, i can't say enough that i am grateful i kept up my spanish. it's such a sexy fucking language. this experience has got to be different for someone who can shoot the shit real good, and keep them "cotorreando". my job in civi life requires me to engage the customer in small talk, so i have refined the skill in both languages to perfection. i can tell she is enjoying my weird theories on life. we touch upon the topic of drugs. she mentions to me her recent escapades into doing extasy, and her experiences with mongers in hk. i swear upon my receding hairline, that she described the former trip report i had read about her, but from her point of view. it was surreal to say the least. she described how she was doing e, and didn't realize that she had done a customer, sin condom, and in the vip, bbbj why todo. not a smart thing to say to a customer, imho. she could turn off certain customers. i didn't mind, since i am an absolute pervert, but i found it interesting nevertheless, to see her recanting a story, i had read about weeks ago, on a message board, by another dude, in a land far away from her. at this moment, i remember thinking to myelf,"fuck the internet age is amazing. best vacation ever."

i continue chatting it up with her. i really enjoy it. our conversation is getting deep. she tells me about her scar on her leg from a car accident. we speak of laws and the treacherous land known as the mexican legal system. were getting into the meaning of life, the astral realm, ufos, alternate dimensions, and the dark belly of the masonic sub-government. she is amazed by my tales of wonder. i play with a dollar bill, and explain to her the certain symbolic lozenges which make that piece of paper so important. she is open to a lot of this esoteric knowledge. mexicans are not given enough credit on this subject. we might be a superstitious bunch, but we are less mind-controlled than the typical american tv-zombie. mexico is keen to a lot of shit the us is not, in regards to the paranormal activity grossly misrepresented in american culture.

our conversation starts to run into the deep end, so i u-turn and start cracking stupid jokes to her. she laughs. she says she's hungry. i ask her if she wants to get something to eat next door@the montecarlo. she declines, but does accept a bag a chips. luckily for me, el cholo is within whistling distance, and i flag him down."otra cerveza, why otra bebida para la dama. una bolsa de papas tambien por favor." he happily obligues. he brings it, and i tip him a buck. he's a happy guy. i wink at him, and he bows out. ivonnia sits on my lap, and dances for me a little bit, shaking her ass on my face, and rubbing her boobs on my face. she sits on my lap, and eats her snack. she tells me her boobs are cold, so she wants me to rub them. i hesitate for 00000. 2 microns of a quark of a second, and then happily obligue. she is dancing to pitbull (for the millionth time. i enjoy it a lot though, since his music is so dirty). she is grabbing at my crotch locating my member. she has no problem finding it, since he's been standing at attention this whole time. she then asks me to dance with her. she's about 6 feet with the heels. i'm 5'6. i love me a hot tall gurl. she grinds her ass against my cock. i love it. hot, dancing to some thumping bass. i notice all the guys who walk past her, stare, and wish they had a piece of her. fuck you poo-toes, this one is mine (for a limited time only). she notices the kama sutra show going on in the south stage. she wants to watch. she says she likes it. we get a good seat. she is still eating her papas. such a cute fucking body, i enjoy everyone looking at her, as i rub her tits in front of everyone. the girls even stare at her, it's fucking awesome. another memory of a moment of happiness and satisfaction for your humble narrator. so far, i've spend about 20 bucks on 2 hours of her supremely pleasant company. my love for speaking spanish is increasing exponentially. i thank my lucky stars, i was raised by scholar parents, who instilled in my, a passion for speaking spanish correctly. i am enjoying myself very much. i think i want to consumate this experience. i am ready to bang ivonnia. to be honest, i want to take her to my hotel, and violate her, toda la noche. it's 12:30 am or so at this point in time. but first. quiero un taco al pastor. i tell ivonnia that i am starving, and i want to go eat a taco. i ask her to join me, or if she wants me to bring her one. she says she's okay, and she tells me she will wait for her. i tell her to hide, so that no one will kidnap her from me. i tell her i am interested in an hour or maybe more with her. i didn't want to bust out and ask for tln immediately. we decide to meet at this spot, in exactly 15 minutes. she smiles, gives me a kiss, and hugs me goodbye. she tells me not to get lost. i tickle her ribs, and walk away from her. the outside air is cool. street life is bustling. wonderful tijuana, where the fuck have you been my whole life.

i go to the busy taco stand by the store across the street. un taco al pastor. i devour it in 2 minutes. i thank him, and tip him 10 pesos into his tip jar. i run back to hk. time to get laid. i walk into the bar, and lo-and-behold. pinche ivonnia is getting ficha fucked by an old ass white dude wearing flip flops! i laughed out loud. she looked at me and smiled, and kinda hunched her shoulders up, like "oops, i dunno, senor, miso-sorry!". i smiled at her, wagged my finger, and walked past her. i smiled at the old monger, and he smiled back. he knew what was up. i think he was an old sugar daddy. that's cool. i didn't mind. this place was swimming with panocha, and i wasn't about to go thirsty. time for new game. i spot el cholo. i sit in a booth. i ask him to bring me a tecate light, and also a chava flaca, bonita, caliente, why borracha. he brings me "onyx". she is young looking, green eyes, light complexion. body like a french model. i forget where she is from. i remember she said she was 19. she looked so. good complexion. i am slightly drunk by now. this memory is slightly fuzzy, but my rain-man type memory is still kicking. i remember buying her 1 ficha to feel her out. she was all over me. i could smell stronger alcohol than mine in her breath. this * was fucking drunk! she was slurring her words a little. i fucking was jovial. my karma goddess watching over me yet again. i tell her i want to take her arriba. i offer her 600 pesos. she agrees, and we do the ceremonial walk. i walk past ivonnia and smile at her. she doesn't smile back. que bueno, pendeja. next time wait 5 minutes for a nigga. i take onyx upstairs, and take my frustration out on her. the animal i did not know existed inside of me, explodes. she gives me a bbbj. i reciprocate, and i give her the same. she is clean as a whistle, and bald as an eagle. i toss her salad. she assumes the position, obviously used to this. this chick likes buttplay. score +2 advantage flange. i stick my tongue in all of her holyest of holiest. she fucking loves it. it's amazing how one can evolve into a filthier creature almost overnight. i lick her from her ass to her ankles. she's soaking wet. she grabs at my cock, and devours it whole. 2nd bbbj today. i am so lucky. my friends are stupid as fuck for missing this, i thought. this girl is unsatiable. this is hot, fast, dirty, drunk, i don't give a fuck sex. i have 2 fingers inside her tiny pussy, and 1 in her ass as she's sucking me off. she's moaning really hard with my cock inside her mouth. i forgot how much fun it is to fuck a drunk girl. why would you ever want to fuck a sober one? drunk bitches get down like james brown, all up down this town! she tells me "ya me tienes bien caliente guey, ya cojeme." i was having too much fun driving her crazy. i ask her "me dejas cojerte en tu culito?" she says,"claro, si me das buena propina." i told her,"te tengo un billetote, mamacita." she laughed, and turned around for me, she splayed her legs, ass up in the air, right in front of me, and spread her ass cheeks open with both her hands. filthy fucker, she was. i was loving this shit. i brought my fruity tasting water based lube, and i smeared it all over her willing orifice. she loved my fingers going in and out. i put my over-excited member inside her. i could feel every inch of my cock being squeezed by her ass. it was delicious. she moaned as i slowly fed every inch of it to her. i almost came from just fucking her ass for a little bit. she knew it, so she slowed down as she was pumping her ass to meet my thrusts. god this was so awesome. i couldn't hold it anymore. i exploded inside her ass. she could feel me throbbing, so she stuck 2 fingers inside her pussy, as i was cumming, and made herself cum this way. goddamn, this was one of the dirtiest fucks i had ever had. she was such a dirty girl. i gave her a total of 700 dollars, plus one of the famous 2 dollar bills i had. i also forgot to mention, i brought a bunch of giant 100 dollar bills as a gag. i handed one to her, and told her,"aqui esta tu billetote." a good laugh was had by all. she asked me to do the same to the tallachero when he asked for a tip. i told him i was afraid he might take me into an alley and [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) me, so i probably shouldn't. she loled, kissed me, and told me i was a dirty dirty boy, in broken english. fucking so sexy. she was still flushed from sex. she showered, got clean, and we left the hotel. i told her i was beat. it was 2:30 amish by now. i was hungry again. i went to the montecarlo and i asked for a sincronizada de jamon con un licuado de platano. staple mexican breakfast, in fresa ville, mexico city, where i used to reside. i take the famous yellow for 4 bucks to the ticuan. tijuana's streets at night are scary, dirty, and dangerous as fuck looking. i thank my driver, and i arrive to my current home. i take the lift upstairs, and proceed to devour my dinner. my ears are throbbing and beeping from bass music and female pheromones all over me. i take a hot shower. i try to rest. boy oh fucking boy. i cannot rest. i am antsy. my brain is still processing today's events. could today be better than yesterday? could tomorrow be better than today? just perhaps. perhaps. maybe. zzzzzzz.

[HectorSanchez]

The best description ever though I have no plans to visit Tijuana. You had your days Mr.


I got back to the hotel at around 4 am on Thursday morning. I tried to relax, but it was very hard to in my current condition. It was a very strange feeling. Like the girls were still calling me. I should have brought one of those chicks home, I thought for a while. But I was tired, and I needed to reclaim my energies. I had the usual beep in the ears from listening to pounding bass music...

[Traveler X]

Some of you are crossing thinking you are getting bargains. I stopped going to Tijuana. Time is money. Check out Humaniplex. Lots of GFE on their for 80 to 100. BBBJ, CIM. DFK, some will BB. No knock on door, upsell, or crossing BS.Well, I just tried it and had a good experience. I'll list the pros / cons I've found from a few days of use:

Pro: Many girls post photos, and the girl I picked was exactly as advertised. Some girls post a lot of photos.

Con: Most of the good ones ask for references. It takes time to build them up. You can still try anyways and I've had both success / failure without references, but in any case this limits your choices.

Pro: If you establish a regular, it's potentially faster and more convenient than Tijuana.

Con: If you don't, the time it takes can be hit and miss. Tijuana is usually a known quantity, recent delays notwithstanding.

Pro: There is a reputation system to vet the girls.

Con: There is a reputation system to vet YOU. In the long run, this becomes a good thing by protecting you but for a beginner it's a huge pain getting started. I do like the challenge. ;-)

In conclusion it's tough starting out but in the long run is potentially better, especially if you're looking for a regular who can fuck you while the wife / girlfriend / mom is out of town.

Personally, I'll continue to use this as well as Tijuana depending on the situation. The site is definitely way better than craigslist and some other sites ever were.

Sorry for going on a tangent but I thought this might be a helpful testament.

[Chris Long]

Chris Long Back in Tijuana.

I was so taken with my first trip to Tijuana I booked a flight as soon as I got back and was there over the weekend.

Getting to Tijuana from the San Diego airport is really easy the airport itself is small and slow compared to the ones I am used to. There are two terminals terminal one and two. Most flights come in and out of terminal two. Once you exit the baggage claim from either terminal walk to your left a short distance and you will see a bus stop. Wait for the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley tell the driver you want a day pass which will cost you $5 this will allow you on the bus and the trolley. Many of the trolley stations seem to be under construction and my suggestion and the one I always used is the city college stop on 11th ave. And Broadway. Once you exit the bus on the side of the street that you exit there will be a building walk to the other side of the building and there will be the trolley stop take the blue line to San Yasidro the trolley itself is actually red but it will say San Yasidro at the front of the trolley. The trolley seems to work on some kind of honor system as there are no turnstiles that you have to put your ticket in to get access and no conductor ever came and asked for the ticket but be sure to buy your day pass from the bus driver just to be sure. The trolley will drop you right at the border. Once you exit the trolley if you stand facing south on your right hand side you will see a pedestrian bridge. Go up the winding walk way and cross the bridge on the other side you will have the option of going right, I don't know where that takes you to as I never went that way. You will also have the option of going left and going back down the winding walk way, this is the way you want to go. Once you get off the bridge follow the side walks around past some shops towards the turnstile. There will usually be USA border agents there. They never stopped me or asked me any questions but they do have a sniffing dog that walks close enough to you to sniff you, I suppose to see if you have anything you shouldn't. You go through the turnstile and this I believe is Mexico you walk past some Mexican soldiers and officials, on the day I was there a female officer seemed to be checking bags. When I approached her she said something to me in Spanish, I smiled and replied in Spanish that I did not know how to speak Spanish. She told me in English to push a button and that was it. You go through a second set of turnstiles and you will see many yellow taxies waiting there and many of the drivers will ask you if you need a ride. Simply answer yes get in the front seat tell them Hong Kong and ask if $5 is enough, they will answer yes. All of the taxi drivers I ever had spoke good to passable English. The taxi driver will take you to the zone. Mexico and the zone is a bit rugged and raw if you're not used to it. But I always felt safe in the zone and really never left it. The zone itself is very small it's little more than one block with a few bars and street girls jetting off in either direction. I always felt safe in the zone there are many street people offering to shine your shoes asking for money selling gum and door men trying to get you into their clubs. You can just simply ignore them or say no. There are also many street carts no matter what time of day or night you can find a street cart during certain times there are more than others. I ate exclusively off of the street carts the food was good cheap at a dollar a taco or oyster or even a pancake. I never once felt sick. Many of these street cart venders are friendly likable people. Though there are many hucksters' and bad people to be weary of I found the Mexican people in general to be likable friendly and hospitable, just thrown into a shit existence and have to make the best out of it. The police seemed to be plentiful, though I was a bit concerned and afraid of them at first they never stopped me or harassed me and I begin to feel a safer knowing they were around. I did notice them stopping and even arresting a few people but these people all looked to be Mexican nationals and it seemed to me that they were low level drug dealers. I never once seen the police stop or talk to any gringos like myself. I walked around a bit in the day time and stopped at a few pharmacies to ask about Kamagra my drug of choice. None of the pharmacies I stopped at seemed to know what it was or have any but they all had what they claimed was real and generic Viagra. They never asked for a prescription, prices for the real stuff seemed to be around $15 to $18 depending on where you stopped. The generic which always worked good for me was around $4 to $7 a pill. The best price was at the pharmacy I mentioned in my last report on Revolution next to the 7/11 store it was only $4, there's a young guy who works there who speaks good English. My Spanish is extremely limited and not very good, I only know the basics. However, I found this not to be a problem and I think the zone can easily be handled with absolutely no Spanish, there are enough people, cab drivers hotel workers bar workers who know enough English to help out. On my two trips I only found three working girls who had a decent command of the English language the rest when I would ask them in Spanish if they spoke English would all say in Spanish a little but it turned out that over 90% of the girls spoke even less English than I spoke Spanish. This however, would not be a problem even if you had no Spanish as they all know what you are looking for and can say sucky fucky quote the price in dollars and say 20 minutes in English. I never found the language to be an obstacle when I was looking for sex.

I found many of the street girls to be downright gorgeous, the range of street girls to me seemed to range from no way would I even touch her to WOW I want to marry you, I found the best girls to be in the ally. I found the services to be good, all of the ones I had gave good to great blow jobs and were all good fucks. They all offered the two basics covered, very few would let you eat their pussies and even fewer of them would give a BBBJ. The prices seemed to range from $20 for everything to $40 for everything depending on the girl. All of them accept for one agreed to go to my room at the Cascadas which saved me the $5 room fee. Twenty minutes was the time given but this never seemed to be a problem as I never felt rushed or hurried for time. A few names that I remember of star performers, one is Edith who stands across the street from the Cascadas in the alley in front of the hotel Eduardo, drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body in my opinion. Gives great covered blow jobs and is a great fuck. A little farther down the alley on the same side of the street near the corner is Carla, another in my opinion gorgeous street girl who has a nice well manicured pussy and lets you eat it, also gives good BBBJ and is a good fuck. Both of these girls were offering FS for three hundred pesos. Across the street from where Carla stands facing the street by the street cart is Marisol a 19 year old street girl who gave the best deep throat covered blow job I had in Tijuana, she's also a pretty good fuck. I went to the zone solo this time and was by myself the whole time. I made some attempts to meet up with other mongers from this board and others before I left but nothing ever came of it. As I mentioned I have very limited Spanish but had a great time and felt perfectly safe by myself.

Hong Kong, the women here are phenomenal drop dead gorgeous women of every body type. This place has to been seen to be believed, prices seemed to be around $80 a few were asking for $60 and a few were asking for $85 to $90. I had many good sessions with the girls in here but I did notice a disturbing trend. Many of the girls were insisting on payment up front and many seemed to be trying to stall the session out by insisting on both of us showering first separately. I had one refuse to go up and another one Roxxy agree to $80 down stairs and then in the room say it's an extra $20 for a blow job and then gave a seriously lame fuck. Another Adriana who claimed to be a medical student in Houston going to U. H. After receiving the money said I was paying her for her time and that was it, I asked for my money back and I don't know if she thought I would complain and she would get in trouble or she felt sorry for me but she relented and gave me a really lousy suck and fuck. I will make it a point to avoid these two like the plague next time I am down there. There were many others though that gave me great sex. About half of the girls I had from here would let me eat their pussies and many of them seemed to really enjoy it but very few would give a BBBJ. Despite these two really lame sessions and near rip offs I still think the girls here are great. The waiters could be a pain at times always wanting tips but I found in the late evening when the shifts changed the waiters really never bothered you and it was much easier to go up to a girl interview her and take her up without a waiter being there trying to get you to buy a lady drink.

Adalitas also has some very nice looking girls and is definitely worth going to. Many of the girls are hot but Hong Kong still has the best ones. The girls at Adalitas were asking for $60 a few asked for $70 or $80 but $60 was the most common price. You also have to pay $12 for the half hour room and a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. None of these girls would agree to go to my room in Cascadas. The sessions from these girls were all good only about a third of them would agree to let me eat their pussy and very few of them would give a BBBJ.

I checked out a few other bars in the zone, New York bar, Playboys, Tropical, Chavelas (sp?) I even went back into La Dolce Cabana where I had my great session last time. None of these bars in my opinion are worth going to and in the future I won't even bother going into them. There are a few decent doable looking women in them buy why waste your money and libido when there are phenomenal women in Hong Kong the Alley and Adalitas. I didn't even bother going to the Chicago Club as last time I was there the place was slow and there was nothing exceptional in there. In my opinion the only places to go for pussy is Hong Kong, the hot looking street girls and Adalitas.

I did convert a few dollars into pesos and I found that many of the bar girls and the establishments all seemed to be aware of the exchange rate and it didn't seem to save me any money. I did find however that as many of the street girls also know what the exchange rate was and would adjust their rates accordingly there were others who did not seem to know what the exchange rate was and a bargain could be had by paying them with pesos. There is an ATM machine at Hong Kong and I used it a few times on my last trip and found that I got a really good exchange rate by using it and the fee was less than $3.

I stayed at the hotel Cascadas, I booked the deluxe single the lowest cost room they had. The place is a bit rugged and there is 24 hour a day noise from the bar and the street. The first time I was there this didn't bother me and even added a bit to the ambiance of the experience. This time the ruggedness and the noise was more of a distraction. But if you are going to be a high volume user of Hong Kong girls and street girls I feel that this is still a great deal as it saves you the $15 fee each time you take a Hong Kong girl up and the on average $5 room fee for a street girl. I am pretty high volume when I am down there and as I figured it with the money I was saving from all of the room fees the room was actually free and in fact they were paying me to stay there. In the future however I think I will book a room at Cascadas and just use it for fucking, for its convenience and because I am a high volume user of HK girls and street girls the room will probably pay for itself. But I will book another room somewhere else to actually sleep and stay in. I noticed the hotel Santiago which is just a few paces from the zone and on my last trip I took a look at one of the lowest cost rooms at the hotel Ticuan which was pretty nice easy to walk to the zone in the day time but would take a cab at night. In the future I will probably just use the Cascadas room for fucking and book a room at one of these other places to stay at. It was cold down there this weekend and there was no heat in the rooms at the Cascadas but I think this was standard down there as there was no heat in the street girl hotel I went to and there was no heat in the hotel the Adalita girls use.

Going back works the same way just do everything in reverse. Get a cab in the zone or from where ever you are staying back to the border for $5 once you get through the boarder buy a $2. Somthing ticket from the machine for the trolley going north exit the trolley at city college and walk to the back end of the trolley from where it drops you off at the end of the building is Broadway near a 7/11 you will see the bus stop for the 992 bus stay on the north side of Broadway near your trolley stop. Get on the 992 bus going to the airport pay your $2. Something for the ticket and exit at your airport terminal. Your pockets will be drained of money and you balls will be drained of cum. But you will have many wonderful memories. When I went to the boarder on Sunday around 1 pm the line was pretty long. Longer than the last time I was there. There were guys offering to get your through to immigration in five minutes for $20 I was a bit hesitant and didn't know if this was a rip off or I was being set up for a bigger crime or would be doing something illegal that I would get in trouble with immigration for, but I decided to try it. What they did is just basically walk you past everyone else to the front of the line and have you bud into the line right before it goes into immigration I was through immigration and everything within a half hour.

I'm going to San Jose Costa Rica next month Jan. 12 – 18 is anyone else going to be down there at this time and want to meet up and hang out.

Chris

[Guitarrefreak]

I have been kind of semi-retired from the forum for a few weeks now party due to travels and partly due to the amount of activities that have happened during this time frame that it has been hard to sit down and put my thoughts down in writing.

Tonight, I got inspired to just re-cap some of my adventures after chatting with some buddies and rekindling the importance of sharing.

Recently, I have found that I have developed a sweet tooth for this one single SW who stands right outside a brightly lit shop in the back alley, for the life of me I can never remember her name but it is ta-something, tall, dark, always stand up straight and tall, grande ojo and nice skin, always asking me if my heart was broken that night, hehehe, she is temporarily gone for the holidays I think, but with her, I never negotiate anything, just 40 dlls, sexo sin ropa, sometimes multiple positions, CBJ, but still no kissing, I am convinced I have made her moan a few times before though, she will always be my backup.

Recently, the Cancun girl who have been giving me freebies on her previous trip returned briefly to make some money for Christmas, I opted not to fuck her, knowing that she was nuts about me but I do not share the same feelings, we parted as friends and who knows, maybe someday I will find it in me to move on to something more with her, but for now, the feeling is just not right. She has returned to tabasco for Christmas, and continues to write me every once in a while. Hong kong, for some reason, seems to have ALOT of fresh new faces. And some of the annoying old ones still remain. Those new faces have made it difficult for me to do my thing with them because I am just not in the right mental state to get to know them.

Recently, I have had some reevaluation with my amnesia girl (who now works at adelitas). We have hung out a few times now outside of work, and she has changed her attitude from not allowing me to be with her rival in amnesia (but ok everything else) , to not allowing me to go to hk (but adelitas ok) to now allowing me to go to the zona w / o her knowing. But she still maintained that her feelings for me are not love, just affection. Crazy latinas, can't live with them, can't live without them. I will take whatever I can get from her. Hanging out with her have included going to movies, grabbing dinner, chilling with her at her work (or a combination) , buying her drinks alone has not been an issue, she takes her sweet ass time drinking them (a really long night, I count maybe 5 7 drinks) , when we go out, of course I pay for everything, not a big deal, and if we fuck, normally I just hand her 100 120 without discussing and she seems cool. If we part from a date without doing anything, she has asked me for taxi money, which I would hand her 40 dlls for her roundtrip to playas, where she lives. I have yet to figure out if she has ever expected more. We met just before she returned home for Christmas, but recently have not received any texts from her, which kind of bugs me considering that I have been texting her, but she has always been a bit of a mystery, which is a big reason why I am attracted to her, but also because of the next chick.

Recently, this spinner chick from adelitas seem to have taken a real liking to me, I am not sure why, I have not done anything specific to provoke her. But she has certainly frenched me at work (though she is getting a little cautious, knowing that many eyes are looking at her). She has definitely expressed strong jealousy when I tipped other girls, and has made it really clear to me that she is insecure about me why she is away back home for the holidays. She text and calls me everyday and despite language barriers, we often have 10 20 min conversations on the phone. She initiates the call, but I call back of course. We have spent the night together before, and she has constantly reassured me that she does not want any money from me. This appears to be true because each time I see her, the amount of money I pay for her drinks become less and less. And the only time I ever paid for sex with her, she quoted 70 for ST and 150 for 1 hr. But when I did the ST and gave her the 70, she relucantly took it (ok maybe it was an act, whatever). What is awesome is, the night we spent together, we went to sleep after taking a shower, but I woke up with raging boner which I started dry humping to a building moisture down below from her, she let me in bare (in hindsight, bad move on my part, should have used some precaution but whatever) , and before we fucked the 2nd time, she said she didn't want to have babies, and as I was going to step out of bed to grab a condom, she grabbed my hand and said no, lets just do it. She left 4 bite marks on my chest this weekend.

So what am I trying to say from all this? Heck, I don't know, I am typing all over the place so it may be a tough read. But I have never shied away from steering some debate, would love to hear the thoughts from other senior members, maybe its a cyclical thing? Like, sometimes you are on a roll and things happen pretty nicely for you, you get tired about sharpening your game, you feel a little down, then you go through some exciting roller coaster ride and start off bitter, anyways, I digress.

On average now, I probably spend about 20 30 for basic expenses (taxi, beer, parking) per trip for myself, and I would say probably another 50 70 on the girls for their drinks. Considering each stay is about 5 6 hrs, I think I am doing ok.

[D Cups]

Hey Chris Long, you can also take the free rental car shuttle (Enterprise or Alamo) and exit right there next to the trolley stop at Mid Town. That's what I do. Both directions. Just don't tell them you're not renting a car!

[Phordphan]

Hong Kong, the women here are phenomenal drop dead gorgeous women of every body type. This place has to been seen to be believed, prices seemed to be around $80 a few were asking for $60 and a few were asking for $85 to $90. I had many good sessions with the girls in here but I did notice a disturbing trend. Many of the girls were insisting on payment up front and many seemed to be trying to stall the session out by insisting on both of us showering first separately. I had one refuse to go up and another one Roxxy agree to $80 down stairs and then in the room say it's an extra $20 for a blow job and then gave a seriously lame fuck. Another Adriana who claimed to be a medical student in Houston going to U. H. After receiving the money said I was paying her for her time and that was it, I asked for my money back and I don't know if she thought I would complain and she would get in trouble or she felt sorry for me but she relented and gave me a really lousy suck and fuck. I will make it a point to avoid these two like the plague next time I am down there. There were many others though that gave me great sex. About half of the girls I had from here would let me eat their pussies and many of them seemed to really enjoy it but very few would give a BBBJ. Despite these two really lame sessions and near rip offs I still think the girls here are great. The waiters could be a pain at times always wanting tips but I found in the late evening when the shifts changed the waiters really never bothered you and it was much easier to go up to a girl interview her and take her up without a waiter being there trying to get you to buy a lady drink.

When I went to the boarder on Sunday around 1 pm the line was pretty long. Longer than the last time I was there. There were guys offering to get your through to immigration in five minutes for $20 I was a bit hesitant and didn't know if this was a rip off or I was being set up for a bigger crime or would be doing something illegal that I would get in trouble with immigration for, but I decided to try it. What they did is just basically walk you past everyone else to the front of the line and have you bud into the line right before it goes into immigration I was through immigration and everything within a half hour.

ChrisThis is a great object lesson in why you NEVER pay these girls up front. Period. When they start the upsell, you walk. Nothing good will come of continuing the session. Reports of great sessions, following such bad beginnings, are very few and far between. Paying her for her time? WTF? This ain't the US, there is no reason to be coy. It's legal in MX to pay a girls for sex. The minute this came out of her mouth was the time to bounce, which you tried to do. But had you not paid up front it never would have come to that.

The shower thing seems to be a new phenomenon. Actually, I'm impressed that some of these chicas shower at all. Try telling them to shower after the session, on their own time.

Anybody who would pay any HK girl $90 for a 30 minute session needs to have his head examined. This is straying dangerously close to escort territory.

Wow. Are the sharks now asking $20 for an escort to the front of the line? The going rate is $5, or at least it was a few weeks ago. BTW, I have read reports of people getting caught doing this, and getting sent to the back of the line. So, be warned. Sometimes they put you into a van that's crossing the border. Sometimes it's even faster than waiting in line, but sometimes not.

[Treading Water]

Chris Long Back in Tijuana.

ChrisNice post. I'm trying to gather the juevos for a trip to Tijuana next week and your post was an excellent guide. I may just give it a try.

[HorseTrader]

I enjoyed your report. Staying for a week is very different than just a few days. Hopefully next time you will find a good place and stay in Tijuana. Crossing back so often must have been a nuisance. Did you have any trouble with the customs officers crossing so much?No problems at all at the border. On about day 6 the officer asked me how often I go to Mexico, I said it varies but right now I'm going in and out daily for a week. He just said "have a nice day" and handed my passport back.

One note regarding crossing times. I think the shortest wait was about 2 minutes (really nobody in front of me) to about 50 minutes.

[RikiMichaels]

Went down to la Zona on a Tuesday morning. Immediately got acosted by a daytime girl by the name of Lupita. This girl is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen in AB. She has a magnificent rack, great face and good personality. Like an idiot, I spent about 3 hours hanging out with her and spending a hell of a lot of money on copas for her. Seeing my funds begin to dwindle rapidly, I though I would head over to Chevelas for the two for one beer special that's always on. As is typical, there were no real attractive looking women in Chavelas. This is a real interesting place. Maybe 2 in 10 times this place will reveal a "diamond in the rough." This is the type that has paid her dues and is on the verge of transitioning over to AB, HK or CC. But not this time. I stayed for about an hour and went to my hotel to get some sleep after all those beers I had.

At about 8pm, I headed over to the CC. Not a lot of girls but a couple of real stunners like in the old days. I posted previously where I told everyone how much I still love CC, even after things have gone bad here. This night was no exception. The place plays great American music and was an awesome time. The girls here are more laid back and don't hustle the hell out of you like at AB or HK. Spent the night with a cutie down at the Real Del Rio hotel, which by the way is an awesome place to stay. Great little bar and restaurant.

[NDsg0911]

It seems the Tijuana women are uniting to establish a trend of requiring payment before the service. The reason is that many of them are not in good health. Sometimes this fact isn't so obvious to us until they start taking off their cloth or after some close-up intimate inspection. For this reason they need to take the money first in case we ask them to leave because of their health condition.

[Green_Thumb]

Hello, fellow mongering men,

I have a question about buying Viagra / Cialis in Tijuana. While I know the logical and safe path would be to go see my doctor, my dilemma is that my flight leaves in a day so I don't have anytime to set up an appt. Etc. I have never taken this before so I wouldn't know how to authenticate. My question is has anyone ever experienced buying any near the zona that they can confirm is the real deal Viagra or Cialis? If so, what pharmacy exactly and how much should I expect to pay?

FYI, I am 40, eat very very healthy and fit, lift weights, do cardio, etc. I'm just having difficulties lately trying to go a 2nd or 3rd round and my research tells me this would do the trick. So please no worries or lectures about safety or seeing a doctor, just the facts if you have any experiences.

Thanks fellas,

GT

[FlapJacK]

Hello, fellow mongering men,

I have a question about buying Viagra / Cialis in Tijuana. While I know the logical and safe path would be to go see my doctor, my dilemma is that my flight leaves in a day so I don't have anytime to set up an appt. Etc. I have never taken this before so I wouldn't know how to authenticate. My question is has anyone ever experienced buying any near the zona that they can confirm is the real deal Viagra or Cialis? If so, what pharmacy exactly and how much should I expect to pay?

FYI, I am 40, eat very very healthy and fit, lift weights, do cardio, etc. I'm just having difficulties lately trying to go a 2nd or 3rd round and my research tells me this would do the trick. So please no worries or lectures about safety or seeing a doctor, just the facts if you have any experiences.

Thanks fellas,

GTI am 42, also very healthy and fit, lots of running and cycling and always grab a Viagra and take it right away. I head for one of the first pharmacy's as soon as I cross and pop take it right away. I m good to go for all night. I normally go three rounds within 4 hours and could do a forth if I stayed longer. I always buy the name brand that comes in the package and normally pay around $12. 00 for it. I personally have not had any issues using it.

[FlapJacK]

It seems the Tijuana women are uniting to establish a trend of requiring payment before the service. The reason is that many of them are not in good health. Sometimes this fact isn't so obvious to us until they start taking off their cloth or after some close-up intimate inspection. For this reason they need to take the money first in case we ask them to leave because of their health condition.What you say makes no sense and is untrue.

[Joe Arturo]

It seems the Tijuana women are uniting to establish a trend of requiring payment before the service. The reason is that many of them are not in good health. Sometimes this fact isn't so obvious to us until they start taking off their cloth or after some close-up intimate inspection. For this reason they need to take the money first in case we ask them to leave because of their health condition.You must go to a different Tijuana than I go to. I have done at least 100 women there and have never never been asked for money up front. And when they take their clothes off they are beautiful, clean and healthy. Pretty interesting post for your first post ever!

[Keg]

FYI, I am 40, eat very very healthy and fit, lift weights, do cardio, etc. I'm just having difficulties lately trying to go a 2nd or 3rd round and my research tells me this would do the trick. So please no worries or lectures about safety or seeing a doctor, just the facts if you have any experiences.GT,

I'm in a similar circumstance of age and activity, and just this year started noticing the longer reload time needed for my third pop in a night. I've talked to a number of other mongers that have said 'why are you holding off on taking the blue pill? ' For as long as Viagra / Cialis have been out on the market, and as many positive reviews I heard from people, I hadn't actually tried them myself until this year.

It's pretty easy to pick up V or C in farmacia in the zona, it is real and reasonably priced. Where you will encounter a much higher price is if you end up buying a pill in a club. The attendants working in the HK mens room have both V and C for sale if you ask them, and I've heard one ask for $17 a pill and another charges $20. It is a higher priced option if you need one and it is late night and you missed a farmacia.

[Mr Enternational]

It seems the Tijuana women are uniting to establish a trend of requiring payment before the service. The reason is that many of them are not in good health. Sometimes this fact isn't so obvious to us until they start taking off their cloth or after some close-up intimate inspection. For this reason they need to take the money first in case we ask them to leave because of their health condition.Doesn't matter if it is true or not. Unlike Joe I have been asked for the money upfront. I just fucking tell them no despues.

[Ath Trainer]

Doesn't matter if it is true or not. Unlike Joe I have been asked for the money upfront. I just fucking tell them no despues.Sometimes I've been asked up front. I would always pay, not wanting to cause a dispute with a girl I am getting ready to have sex with. Didn't want to get to a point where she said "no money first, no sex". The last time, I called her bluff and said "I always pay after". I showed her that I had the money, and she was fine with it. You can go back downstairs and get another chica (probably one as good looking, with a better attitude). She may, or may not be able to get another gringo to pay her to go upstairs.

[Artisttyp]

Sometimes I've been asked up front. I would always pay, not wanting to cause a dispute with a girl I am getting ready to have sex with. Didn't want to get to a point where she said "no money first, no sex". The last time, I called her bluff and said "I always pay after". I showed her that I had the money, and she was fine with it. You can go back downstairs and get another chica (probably one as good looking, with a better attitude). She may, or may not be able to get another gringo to pay her to go upstairs.I think a happy medium is putting the money on the table. At least she can see that you have the amount. If they can't deal with that then I walk.

[HorseTrader]

Hello, fellow mongering men,

I have a question about buying Viagra / Cialis in Tijuana. While I know the logical and safe path would be to go see my doctor, my dilemma is that my flight leaves in a day so I don't have anytime to set up an appt. Etc. I have never taken this before so I wouldn't know how to authenticate. My question is has anyone ever experienced buying any near the zona that they can confirm is the real deal Viagra or Cialis? If so, what pharmacy exactly and how much should I expect to pay?

FYI, I am 40, eat very very healthy and fit, lift weights, do cardio, etc. I'm just having difficulties lately trying to go a 2nd or 3rd round and my research tells me this would do the trick. So please no worries or lectures about safety or seeing a doctor, just the facts if you have any experiences.

Thanks fellas,

GTThe bigger question to ask about is small (25 mg for Viagra) , medium (50 mg) or large (100 mg). My first experience was with 50 mg and I walked around with a hard on for about 2 hours. After that I cut them in half to get about 25 mg each, which was plenty. If you don't normally need anything for your first or second pop, the 25 mg should be plenty. For me, the Viagra effect peaks in about 2 hours but is still effective for about 16 hours. I think Cialis also comes in small and large, but I don't remember the sizes. I find Viagra acts faster but doesn't last nearly as long. For me, Viagra is more effective but long term use (8 consecutive days) gave me a nasty headache.

[Sound7]

For $3.00 dollar cab ride from a white & red cab from the border, COSTCO Pharmacy is a good place to buy without Rx. Single pack or four pack for V & C. Best price.


Hello, fellow mongering men,

I have a question about buying Viagra / Cialis in Tijuana. While I know the logical and safe path would be to go see my doctor, my dilemma is that my flight leaves in a day so I don't have anytime to set up an appt. Etc. I have never taken this before so I wouldn't know how to authenticate. My question is has anyone ever experienced buying any near the zona that they can confirm is the real deal Viagra or Cialis? If so, what pharmacy exactly and how much should I expect to pay?

FYI, I am 40, eat very very healthy and fit, lift weights, do cardio, etc. I'm just having difficulties lately trying to go a 2nd or 3rd round and my research tells me this would do the trick. So please no worries or lectures about safety or seeing a doctor, just the facts if you have any experiences.

Thanks fellas,

GT

[Buffalo207]

New Body and Mermaids girls have asked me for cash up front. No problems at Hong Kong Yet.

Haven't tried a SG or escort yet.


I think a happy medium is putting the money on the table. At least she can see that you have the amount. If they can't deal with that then I walk.

[TMojoMan]

I know I don't post often. I live on the other side of the country and don't have the time or money to travel internationally very much. Been to Tijuana twice. When I was there in September, a VERY hot, tall HK girl with enormous natural boobs named Ludi (short for Ludivina) took me upstairs. At 45, it was my first time being unable to maintain an erection and penetrate a girl in my life. I was surprised, because things had gone just fine the 4 previous times that day. Of course, never in my life had I ever attempted 4 in a day, much less 5. But she was soooo HOT!

Embarrassed, I explained to her that things had been fine earlier, and said it was surprising I had been able to do 4! So I didn't feel so deflated (pun intended).

I'm definitely going to try a low dose pill for my 4th or 5th try next time I'm down.

(By the way, this is off the subject, but a quick report on Ludi: As hot as Ludi is, she had all these rules. She would not touch my penis without the cover. Yes, I know almost no one will do BBBJ, and only the foolish would do BBFS. But she would not even touch it with her bare hand. It was her first week, she said, so maybe she's a little diff now.)


GT,

I'm in a similar circumstance of age and activity, and just this year started noticing the longer reload time needed for my third pop in a night. I've talked to a number of other mongers that have said 'why are you holding off on taking the blue pill? ' For as long as Viagra / Cialis have been out on the market, and as many positive reviews I heard from people, I hadn't actually tried them myself until this year.

It's pretty easy to pick up V or C in farmacia in the zona, it is real and reasonably priced. Where you will encounter a much higher price is if you end up buying a pill in a club. The attendants working in the HK mens room have both V and C for sale if you ask them, and I've heard one ask for $17 a pill and another charges $20. It is a higher priced option if you need one and it is late night and you missed a farmacia.

[Phordphan]

I know I don't post often. I live on the other side of the country and don't have the time or money to travel internationally very much. Been to Tijuana twice. When I was there in September, a VERY hot, tall HK girl with enormous natural boobs named Ludi (short for Ludivina) took me upstairs. At 45, it was my first time being unable to maintain an erection and penetrate a girl in my life. I was surprised, because things had gone just fine the 4 previous times that day. Of course, never in my life had I ever attempted 4 in a day, much less 5. But she was soooo HOT!

Embarrassed, I explained to her that things had been fine earlier, and said it was surprising I had been able to do 4! So I didn't feel so deflated (pun intended).

I'm definitely going to try a low dose pill for my 4th or 5th try next time I'm down.

(By the way, this is off the subject, but a quick report on Ludi: As hot as Ludi is, she had all these rules. She would not touch my penis without the cover. Yes, I know almost no one will do BBBJ, and only the foolish would do BBFS. But she would not even touch it with her bare hand. It was her first week, she said, so maybe she's a little diff now.) 90 year old man walk into his doctor's office.

"Doc, I think I'm becoming impotent!"

"Really? When did you begin to notice this?"

"Three times last night, and again this morning!"

Dude, if you can manage 4 a day, you don't need Viagra. Maybe some saltpetre.

[TomJackin]

after parking at the duty free lot ($10 per day) , bought a couple of bottles of tequila, i checked into the ticuan around 2 on the 29th. hotel and staff were great as usual. the only issue i had with the hotel was i was not able to get espn on the wide screen. it was listed in the menu, but could not get it on the screen.

thursday.

after a couple of mandatory tacos, it was hk time. the pickings were slim on thursday afternoon and many of the regulars were ua. no worries, florida state was beating up on the irish, so i was content, but not for long. i told freddy to take a walk about and to come back with one or two recommendations. he returned with two recs, one was a sash girl, a bit too skinny for me, and the other was a bit thicker and taller, which i liked. only one word was needed,"fetch."

he brought her over and she was quite friendly, by no means a stunner, but i really didn't care. i told her that her job for the afternoon was to cover my face with leche; she gave a great smile and nod in agreement. in the room, she did her job well, and also threw in an extra feature; deep throating. i was a happy camper.

after relieving all that stress, i headed to a bar the locals call hollywood to see some friends. every thursday the bar has a free bbq and if you are hungry, it is not a bad place. but don't look in there for women because they are few and far between. i hooked up with a gringo that lives in tijuana. he told me about la estrella club, but warned me that the women were older and bigger, but a lot cheaper than in the zona.

it was still early, so we headed off to tropical. my friends call the gringo the "fat fred astaire." the pickings were slim at tropical as well. but the gringo hooked up with a girl that was only in tropical to visit her friend. he picked her up after showing his dance moves. the three of us head over to hk. i soon as i walked in, i noticed speedy was on the first staging providing free tequila. and as soon as he spotted me, it was show time! after filling me with tequila, i was dragged over to the dance pole and when i looked up, there was a beautiful ass staring me down. i was enjoying the view, up until she climbed to the top of the pole, and decided to slide down full speed landing on my crotch; ouch. but it was a nice ouch.

we grabbed a table and i broke out some 2 for 1 drink coupons for the gringo and myself. i heard in the past that hk would not accept black and white coupons, but never had problems in the past; until this day. i raised holy hell and brought every manager over to explain the stupidly and i was told that black and white coupons could be copies. wtf? of course they are copies! they come out of a fucking printer! and by the way, color coupons come out of a printer as well! the gringo left to go dancing at la estrella. i sat around hung out and chatted with a couple of dudes from tja.

i later headed to la estrella to meet up with the gringo and to check out the place. it must of been ladies night because the place was full of women. yep, all pretty much older and a lot bigger than i'm used to. i sat at the bar and order a drink and within 2 minutes, i had two sisters sitting next to me. one started rattling off spanish and i did my best to understand anything. drinks, shots, and it's all downhill from there. one sister had a rough aztec looking face, looked like she had not been fucked in a century, and her gut was 3-4 times the size of mine, but she seemed more doable than the other; but not much more. and because she had a great attitude, i had a,"what the hell" moment.

not sure what time we left, but we were standing on the road waiting for something. taxis are going by, but we are getting one for whatever reason. this orange van pulls over, and it turns out that it is like a bus. we were in that damn van for a long time. picking up people, dropping off people, and on and on. i thought we were headed to mexicali! we finally get out and then into a regular cab and go for another drive. it finally stops and i get out and try to locate a couple of landmarks, so i will at least know a starting point.

we reach her sister's place. it was about the size or smaller than a hk vip room. there was room for one double bed, and a half ass love seat; and that's all. and the best part was that the grandfather was sleeping when we stumbled in. he wakes up, shakes my hand, and then goes back to bed. i told the aztec that there was no way in hell i was going to fuck her in front of her grandfather. the sister could watch or join in, but no way we were climbing in bed with the grandfather. i've done some wild shit in my crazy ass life, but this would not be added to my resume. we grabbed a regular taxi and headed back to the ticuan. once in the room, the first thing that i located was the tequila! yes, much needed for the upcoming task. we drank about two-thirds of the bottle and then she unleashed on my dumb ass; no regrets.

friday morning.

the aztec and i woke up around 11 and she was still horny as hell. her and her gut jumped up and starting riding me like her life depended on it. i kept telling myself "keep your eyes close" over and over. afterward i asked her if she was hungry and she said no. i said,"baby, with that gut, i know damn well that you are hungry. off to the restaurant? hell no! room service was on tap that morning. throughout the night and the morning, she must have said 50, 000+ spanish words. and i can proudly say, that after just completing my first course in spanish at a community college, i was able to understand at least 67 of them. we made a date for nye and i sent her off.

more to follow.

[Guitarrefreak]

After parking at the duty free lot ($10 per day) , .

More to follow.Happy new year buddy, glad to see you make it back alive from the wild east.

[Phordphan]

Great TR.

I'm surprised, as many times as you've been to Tijuana, you've never experienced a collectivo. Much cheaper than a taxi, but waaaay less convenient.

I love the part about meeting gramps.

Is this the La Estrella on Calle 6? Or another place?

How much did you wind up paying your Aztec "princess?"

[Baxter Slade]

Thanks for such an entertaining TR. I love reading about adventures that take place off the beaten path. Now in the name of good reading for your fellow mongers you should have TOFTT. Just think if you would have ended up in bed with the two sisters and Gramps, thats how legends are born. And if you supplied a photo of all 4 of you in the bed that would have been PRICELESS my friend.

I can't wait for the more to follow. And if you could also give out some info on finding La Estrella, that sounds like a place I would at least like to stick my head in the door.

[Vitrea]

It seems the Tijuana women are uniting to establish a trend of requiring payment before the service. The reason is that many of them are not in good health. Sometimes this fact isn't so obvious to us until they start taking off their cloth or after some close-up intimate inspection. For this reason they need to take the money first in case we ask them to leave because of their health condition.There are always some that ask for money upfront but not majority. Also, what kind of close inspection are you talking about? Unless you are a doctor that deals with STDs routinely you can't diagnose or even find most signs of STD with a quick low light inspection. If you are pulling out a magnifying glass and a head lamp out of your back pocket, yes, expect them to ask for money upfront.

[TomJackin]

Is this the La Estrella on Calle 6? Or another place?

How much did you wind up paying your Aztec "princess?"Yes, La Estrella is on Calle 6, next to a bunch of other local clubs.

Right before the Aztec "princess" left the hotel, I tried to give her 400 pesos, but she protested and kept asking me "why." I told her that her children and grampa needed some money, so please take it. Finally she did.


Just think if you would have ended up in bed with the two sisters and Gramps, thats how legends are born.Don't think that it didn't cross my mind, it did, but only for a few seconds. I'll let you and others live that legacy, my closet is already full!

[TomJackin]

friday afternoon / evening.

back in hk and many of the girls were working and the place had some life to it. hung over and worn out from the aztec, i just sat, drank, and let the world past by. i even turned down speedy, told him to return in an hour. i planned as easy going night; didn't work out. 5rb from tja showed up in the early evening and that was when i realized that i sat in the same booth for 4. 5 hours; jeez! it was time to get back in the game.

we headed over to tropical and it was busier than the night before, including a couple of stunners, but the stunners stayed busy. back in hk, both stages were providing free tequila. the front stage had a rookie pourer, but the price was right. we headed to the back stage and once speedy spotted me, it was game time. instead of shaking my head after each shot, they lifted up one of the smaller girls who straddled my face with her crotch and they shook her; i was in happy land.

we stopped in adelita and there was a good line-up of women. usually i just walk through, but 5rb wanted to stop for a drink. the few girls i did chat with all seemed to have an attitude; maybe it was just me. i took a stroll in the vip section and came away with one thought: what a complete waste of fucking space. but i feel the same way about the miami vip club as well.

are last stop was in las chavelas and there was a cutie near the door, at least i thought she was a cutie. but hell, after 10 hours of drinking, they are all cuties; which completely explains the aztec. after a couple of drinks with the cutie near the door, i decided to call it a night.

hk notes: i did not see one cheese plate in the 3 days. also, i did not see but a few bags of chips on the meseros' trays. i also got a response from hk regarding the coupons: "tom, apparently they have had to adjust their policy lately due to people trying to use multiple coupons in one night. it looks like they are still working it out. black and white or any other color coupon is valid. that is straight from management. thank you for your understanding."

nye

i woke up around 11 and had 15 missed calls, and one text message, all from the aztec. apparently, she thought our date was at 10 in the morning and was trying to find the hotel. with the help of google translate, i was about to explain that it was at 10 at night, and at la estrella, and not the hotel; silly woman.

my friends picked me up and we headed ensenada for the afternoon. it was a nice place, but way to far from hk! my friends dropped me off about two blocks from the zona around 7pm. while walking, a police car pulled over and two cops got out and asked me to come over. they put me up against the car and started searching me and i politely asked why this was happening. one said that there was trouble in the area and they were checking everyone. they questioned why i had a pocket full of ones and i explained they were for the girls at hk. i was fucking steaming inside, but kept it real nice on the outside.

they did not take any money from me, but i was still pissed. when they gave me back everything, that was when i got on my soapbox, but in a nice way. i told them that one of the biggest reasons that people are afraid to come to mexico was because of the police. going around and harassing old gringos, or anyone for that matter, was inexcusable and should be stopped! and i said everything with a smile on my face. i jumped off my soapbox and walked away.

heading into hk and ran smack into one of my favorite hk girls. it turned out she was getting off at 8 and had an hour or two before her babysitter had to leave. i'm now feeling better about the cop situation, but only because of her. we take a cab to the ticuan and we play for about an hour. after she left, i should have called it a night and just relaxed; not me, i can relax back in san diego.

back into hk. after the 8pm shift change, i did not see one girl that i knew. all the girls were dressed in red and it was either the 3rd or 4th string were brought in at that point. headed over to tropical and ran into super steve. i found three girls that were having their own little party, so i invited them over to start a bigger party, and we did party quite a bit. after they left, i was about to head out to see the aztec, but instead, i ran into one of my favorite girls in north america. i bought her a bucket of beers and we just chilled until the new year came about. never made it to la estrella; sorry aztec.

final thoughts: this was my second time in tijuana for nye and even though there are a lot less women available, there were still plenty around. there were several street girls on station. except for the harassment from the cops, i had an excellent romp.

[Plastermaster]

Got to hotel ticuan around 5pm got my room nice clean double bed. I had setup an overnite with an escort whish started at 10 pm so I had a few hours to get the party going then I head over to the oxxo that is on the other side of ticuan but as iam walking out the lobby theres this guy sitting on the green benches and asks me if I want to see the line up at the massage parlor across the street ibelieve it was called pit bulls we walk in and the receptionist calls in all the girls all wearing white tops with white skirts she was fine looking short nice ass tities popping out of her top. There was another girl with a nice ass that caught my eye but ihad planned to spend my money with the escort and at hk so told them they were all beautiful and that I would come back tomorrow.

Then I head over to the zona by taking the long ass walk tha ambiance of revolution was all good as I hit constitution just down the hill don't see too many sgs maybe most of them left town for the holidays. Walk in to hk and its very mellow no lesbian show some hot tall chicas dancing on the poles. Chill out for a few hours tipping the girls but I did notice some of the fine ass strippers were being escorted out the stage by the meseros was this for the private booths or just to buy them a ficha drink. Any ways I headed back to my room to wait for my date.

[Guitarrefreak]

They did not take any money from me, but I was still pissed. When they gave me back everything, that was when I got on my soapbox, but in a nice way. I told them that one of the biggest reasons that people are afraid to come to Mexico was because of the police. Going around and harassing old Gringos, or anyone for that matter, was inexcusable and should be stopped! And I said everything with a smile on my face. I jumped off my soapbox and walked away.*applause*


Back into HK. After the 8pm shift change, I did not see one girl that I knew. All the girls were dressed in red and it was either the 3rd or 4th string were brought in at that point. Headed over to Tropical and ran into Super Steve. I found three girls that were having their own little party, so I invited them over to start a bigger party, and we did party quite a bit. After they left, I was about to head out to see the Aztec, but instead, I ran into one of my favorite girls in North America. I bought her a bucket of beers and we just chilled until the New Year came about. Never made it to La Estrella; sorry Aztec.You are a Man of men

[Ath Trainer]

Here are some recent observations from my recent trip to Tijuana over New Years Weekend:

-I saw a guy walking down the street with one sneaker on his foot pointing backwards. I was not wasted, so I can't blame it on that. Anybody see this guy before? He looked like a local.

-I saw a woman in HK New Years Eve with a chica on her lap checking out the goods. Wish she was more attractive, it would have been a much better show to watch.

-I saw a chica giving a guy a HJ over his boxers in Adelitas. His boy was sticking out his zipper as she tcb right out in the open.

-Very slim pickings in HK New Years Eve. Less girls and very few lookers. Adelitas was similar, but had a little better menu. Chicago had one girl in there right past midnight.

-New VIP area in Adelitas is very nice, but probably could have used the space more wisely for crowded nights.

-Waiters at HK were much less push than in the past. Adelitas were still more laid back.

-Street girls look much less tempting in their overcoats during colder weather. Still a couple troupers in their short skirts and no jackets.

-3 trips through customs with nothing more than asking if I had anything to delcare.

-Exchange rate was 13 + everywhere in Tijuana and on the US side.

-Did 3 girls from Adelitas. All asked for 60, none asked for $ up front. Never got the knock (not sure if that was be / see of me, or the hotel).

-HK had a live band playing New Years Eve. They were: bad, played slow / mellow music, bad, competing against the regular music, and did I say. BAD!

[HorseTrader]

-I saw a guy walking down the street with one sneaker on his foot pointing backwards. I was not wasted, so I can't blame it on that. Anybody see this guy before? He looked like a local.

!Yep, I saw him a couple of times in my mid-November trip and then once last summer. Poor guy struggled to walk, but give him credit because he was doing it without help.

[Keg]

Ever see a girl in your city that reminds you of a Tijuana Chica?

I was running errands today and stopped into a grocery store, and was pushing my cart past the in-store pharmacy, when I saw a girl working there who looked just like one of my Tijuana favoritas. (of course this girl wasn't wearing lingerie at her job). I was stopped in my tracks, and must have passed back and forth a dozen times to keep checking her out. Seeing little hotties around town is pretty routine, but there's something about seeing a girl in the real world who has a striking resemblance to a favorita.

[Hoveabode]

Day 1 in Tijuana.

Late Report.

I was in Tijuana in late August and thought I'd add my report. My mongering is a little different than most as my wife always joins me. We initially tried to get escorts to come to us at the hotel Ticuan, but for some reason they seemed very wary of that hotel. Even though I read it was "Girl Friendly." That ended up taking too much time so we hopped in a cab and went over to Adelitas. It was close to 10 and we weren't really loving the talent, so went over to Hong Kong. There were more attractive women in here so we stayed and had a few drinks. Being a "pareja" we didn't get much attention. Most of the chicas seemed unsure of whether we expected to be approached. After a while of looking I just asked one of the waiters to bring us a girl. We told him what we liked (young, slim) , he smiled and took off. We are never sure what to expect that way, but know we can always turn them down if they bring a girl we dislike. Not this time though. He brought a total hottie. Short, slim, very pretty face. No english, but we didn't care. We worked out the details with him. $100 for 30 minutes. We always experience a price jump as a couple. We headed to the short time hotel nearby. Just like with the girl, the price was nearly doubled at the hotel also. 2 girls means twice the payment apparently. The girl was sweet and did as asked, but was INCREDIBLY nervous about being with a couple. My wife just caressed her head and told her it was all going to be Okay and proceeded to help me enjoy my 30 minutes to the fullest. The chica was fine with multiple positions, but only gave a brief, CBJ with limited kissing. She let the wife play w her breasts but there was no other girl on girl action. When all was said and done, a very well spent $100 still. Having the wife there always makes even cold fishes a fun 3some.

For any couple out there, other than higher prices and having to try harder to find a girl, also be aware that cabbies tend to look at you funny when you ask to be driven to the local brothel. =)

[Fnord]

Yes, La Estrella is on Calle 6, next to a bunch of other local clubs.Google Maps doesn't show anything for Calle 6 and I couldn't find it perusing the map, is there an intersection nearby that I could look for? Your experience sounded awesome to me, I prefer a gordita over a flacca anytime.

[JPF]

Google Maps doesn't show anything for Calle 6 and I couldn't find it perusing the map, is there an intersection nearby that I could look for?The streets in that area have names and numbers and Google Maps uses the names for the most part (but you can see segunda. 9, octavio, septima nearby). The name for calle 6 is Flores Magon.

[Matiz]

Google Maps doesn't show anything for Calle 6 and I couldn't find it perusing the map, is there an intersection nearby that I could look for? Your experience sounded awesome to me, I prefer a gordita over a flacca anytime.Estrella on Calle 6 is just off of Revolucion, heading east. That block-between Revo and Madera-has seen a "gentrification" in the last year or two, with a number of clubs sprouting up. These aren't hooker bars like those in the ZN. They're just bars for the young Mexican hipsters and the occasional misdirected gringo. (I've always enjoyed Dandy Dan's, on the other side of the street from Estrella). Estrella has been around for years and is somewhat of a dinosaur on that block. Still, it's always been a place where the local non-pros (and even an occasional pro on her night off) will go to relax and dance. If you are mongering, the hooker scene on Revo-Calle 7 area-once home to Isis, Equipales, Bambi, San Souci, and Unicornio-has pretty much dried up, unless you're looking for TV's.

[Locoaztec14]

Got to hotel ticuan around 5pm got my room nice clean double bed. I had setup an overnite with an escort whish started at 10 pm so I had a few hours to get the party going then I head over to the oxxo that is on the other side of ticuan but as iam walking out the lobby theres this guy sitting on the green benches and asks me if I want to see the line up at the massage parlor across the street ibelieve it was called pit bulls we walk in and the receptionist calls in all the girls all wearing white tops with white skirts she was fine looking short nice ass tities popping out of her top. There was another girl with a nice ass that caught my eye but ihad planned to spend my money with the escort and at hk so told them they were all beautiful and that I would come back tomorrow.

Then I head over to the zona by taking the long ass walk tha ambiance of revolution was all good as I hit constitution just down the hill don't see too many sgs maybe most of them left town for the holidays. Walk in to hk and its very mellow no lesbian show some hot tall chicas dancing on the poles. Chill out for a few hours tipping the girls but I did notice some of the fine ass strippers were being escorted out the stage by the meseros was this for the private booths or just to buy them a ficha drink. Any ways I headed back to my room to wait for my date.Anyone know more info on "Pit bulls" and rates that the ladys charge?

[Rippa]

After relieving all that stress, I headed to a bar the locals call Hollywood to see some friends. Every Thursday the bar has a free BBQ and if you are hungry, it is not a bad place. But don't look in there for women because they are few and far between. I hooked up with a Gringo that lives in Tijuana. He told me about La Estrella club, but warned me that the women were older and bigger, but a lot cheaper than in the Zona.

I later headed to La Estrella to meet up with the Gringo and to check out the place. It must of been ladies night because the place was full of women. Yep, all pretty much older and a lot bigger than I'm used to. I sat at the bar and order a drink and within 2 minutes, I had two sisters sitting next to me. One started rattling off Spanish and I did my best to understand anything. Drinks, shots, and it's all downhill from there. One sister had a rough Aztec looking face, looked like she had not been fucked in a century, and her gut was 3-4 times the size of mine, but she seemed more doable than the other; but not much more. And because she had a great attitude, I had a,"What the hell" moment.Helluva' report Tom. Reading about your escapades in 'Estrellas' brought a smile to my face, and then had me laughin'. On my first and only recent trip to la Zona, I ran into a Mexican-American street hustler out in front of Chevalas. Can't remember his name, but you know the type. Spoke English well, grew up in LA, but returned to Tijuana to try to make some money 'cause times are tough back in the States. I've met several such 'Retornos' in Mexico in the past couple of years.

Anyway, I'm enjoying chatting with this guy, buy him a beer, just getting some intel on the scene in Tijuana. I ask where the flat out cheapest, dirtiest, nastiest bar 'con damas' is in Tijuana. Without hesitation, this guy and a couple of other chulos listening in all say, 'Estrellas'. Well hell, I've mongered in some pretty scary places all over the world, you know, the type where 'bush meat' has a whole other meaning. So straight away I want to go, and I want him to be my 'guia'. He rolled his eyes, had second thoughts about dragging a Gringo into this kinda' place, and finally said 'no way'. But it sounded like my kind of place, you know, the kind where you might want the Delta Force Team as your wingman and you sure try to sit with your back to the wall.

I finally decided to stick to the Zona as my time was limited, and both the street putas and the lovely lasses in HK, Adeltas, Tropical, etc, etc, just seemed endless. The old 'bird in the hand' thing. But after reading your story, I'm more inclined that ever the next time I get to town to grab a taxista and say, 'Vamanos a Estrellas, caballero, ahorita! '

Hell, I might even find that big fierce 'Aztec' gal and go for a ride.

Thanks, again, for the fond memories, Tommy Boy.

[Rippa]

After relieving all that stress, I headed to a bar the locals call Hollywood to see some friends. Every Thursday the bar has a free BBQ and if you are hungry, it is not a bad place. But don't look in there for women because they are few and far between. I hooked up with a Gringo that lives in Tijuana. He told me about La Estrella club, but warned me that the women were older and bigger, but a lot cheaper than in the Zona.

I later headed to La Estrella to meet up with the Gringo and to check out the place. It must of been ladies night because the place was full of women. Yep, all pretty much older and a lot bigger than I'm used to. I sat at the bar and order a drink and within 2 minutes, I had two sisters sitting next to me. One started rattling off Spanish and I did my best to understand anything. Drinks, shots, and it's all downhill from there. One sister had a rough Aztec looking face, looked like she had not been fucked in a century, and her gut was 3-4 times the size of mine, but she seemed more doable than the other; but not much more. And because she had a great attitude, I had a,"What the hell" moment.Helluva' report Tom. Reading about your escapades in 'Estrellas' brought a smile to my face, and then had me laughin'. On my first and only recent trip to la Zona, I ran into a Mexican-American street hustler out in front of Chevalas. Can't remember his name, but you know the type. Spoke English well, grew up in LA, but returned to Tijuana to try to make some money 'cause times are tough back in the States. I've met several such 'Retornos' in Mexico in the past couple of years. Anyway, I'm enjoying chatting with this guy, buy him a beer, just getting some intel on the scene in Tijuana. I ask where the flat out cheapest, dirtiest, nastiest bar 'con damas' is in Tijuana. Without hesitation, this guy and a couple of other chulos listening in all say, 'Estrellas'. Well hell, I've mongered in some pretty scary places all over the world, you know, the type where 'Bush meat' has a whole other meaning. So straight away I want to go, and I want him to be my 'guia'. He rolled his eyes, had second thoughts about dragging a Gringo into this kinda' place, and finally said 'no way'. But it sounded like my kind of place, you know, the kind where you might want the Delta Force Team as your wingman and you sure try to sit with your back to the wall. I finally decided to stick to the Zona as my time was limited, and both the street putas and the lovely lasses in HK, Adeltas, Tropical, etc, etc, just seemed endless. The old 'bird in the hand' thing. But after reading your story, I'm more inclined that ever the next time I get to town to grab a taxista and say, 'Vamanos a Estrellas, caballero, why ahorita! '

Hell, I might even find that big fierce 'Aztec' gal and go for a ride.

Thanks, again, for the fond memories, Tommy Boy.

[Conejito]

Chose to park at ueta store lot for fast entry into mexico. If you park beside jack in the box you will have to take the long walking bridge to enter. One way or another you are going to walk. Half of the ueta store spaces are now gone, not sure what they are doing back there.

Before I entered Tijuana, american agents were standing there near the gate using dogs on americans walking into mexico. Wow, do not like, do not understand. Also they created a huge line of traffic going into mexico.

Stayed all night. 5 pm to 3 am. Cruised all around. Most girls still on vacation, too bad. Still some good ones there. Las chavelas waiters were very aggressive, brought another drink to girl before asking me.

Not many white people there. No police problems on mexico side. Girls were nice except for the usual type that won't sit one minute before leaving you, "room? Ok bye".

The street where adelitas is is getting more fancy, with retail stores and bright clean-looking 24 hour food places. Did not visit revolucion street, I remember it was dead last time I went.

Left clubs at 3 am and guess what. Huge line to walk back to USA. Ugh! And rude people cutting in by just keep walking past everybody. I think it took me an hour to reach the front.

The US agents were also using dogs on people who were about to exit the US building already. Sad.

Before 5 am there was already significant traffic on the northbound freeways.

[Conejito]

Most girls still on vacation, too bad.Just wanted to add, I agree the VIP section at adelitas is not a good idea, even without a lot of girls at the club it was not easy to find a table to sit down in the 'regular' area. Don't know what will happen when more girls come back, they will hardly have a place to stand and where will we sit?

P. S. The old guy with the sailor hat is still there, he must be famous by now.

[Mr Enternational]

Helluva' report Tom. Reading about your escapades in 'Estrellas' brought a smile to my face, and then had me laughin'. Well hell, I've mongered in some pretty scary places all over the world, you know, the type where 'Bush meat' has a whole other meaning. So straight away I want to go, and I want him to be my 'guia'. He rolled his eyes, had second thoughts about dragging a Gringo into this kinda' place, and finally said 'no way'. But it sounded like my kind of place, you know, the kind where you might want the Delta Force Team as your wingman and you sure try to sit with your back to the wall. But after reading your story, I'm more inclined that ever the next time I get to town to grab a taxista and say, 'Vamanos a Estrellas, caballero, why ahorita! '

Hell, I might even find that big fierce 'Aztec' gal and go for a ride.Mind if I split the taxi with you Rippa?

[TomJackin]

Mind if I split the taxi with you Rippa?Dude! You live in Pattaya, home of the hotties! The last place in the world that I could see you in is Estrellas! But then again, the price is right. We will meet again!

[TomJackin]

Well hell, I've mongered in some pretty scary places all over the world, you know, the type where 'Bush meat' has a whole other meaning. So straight away I want to go, and I want him to be my 'guia'. He rolled his eyes, had second thoughts about dragging a Gringo into this kinda' place, and finally said 'no way'.After spending 27+ years in the Navy and hitting every "off limit" place I could in the world, I can honestly say that Estrellas was tame. I stopped in there tonight to see if the Aztec was hanging out; she wasn't. I got some "What in the fuck are you doing in here gringo?" stares, but I really didn't care. It was mostly couples in there tonight. I really think that it is ladies' night on Thursday, because that's when there was a butt load of women in there, and I mean a butt load!

[Guitarrefreak]

Just got home, can't sleep, type while everything is fresh in my mind.

Hey tomjackin' too bad I didn't bump into you, my new spot has shifted back to adelitas again (for reasons that will become apparent soon) , but whenever I swing by HK, your mesero always treats me well and I tip him accordingly when he brings me drinks. Hope I am not letting you down.

Anyways, back to my story, got the itch tonight, my spinner from adelitas have been texting me lovey dovey messages for the last 2 days and I had the need to unleash the anaconda, so down south we went. Did the usual car park, walk across, then headed straight to adelitas (well I did stop to change some money first, given that the rates are in our favor). My spinner was hanging out with some dude (she said just friends, yeah right) , but I made a point to let her know I was there, she signaled to me that she will be with me soon.

Skipping over the non essentials, just before she came over, my eye was shifting to a girl on the stage, a girl who normally hands out in the cage and who has her nipples pierced (anyone knows her name BTW?). Anyway, my spinner has gotten mad at me before for tipping that cage girl 2 bux, and this time, she was even more angry when she caught me looking, so she diverted her steps away from me, I kind of let it happen for 30 seconds, then figured, what the heck, so I went up from behind her and gave her a huge hug and a peck on the cheek, from her looks, she loved it.

Anyway, bought her a few drinks, and at some point, I sensed she was gesturing for me to go upstairs but I played cool, however, when time came for me to say I wanted to go upstairs, she said to me "no puedo sexo", what the fuck? But I figured, she didn't want to be too affectionate to me in the public place (she's self conscious about being seen by her other clients). But we vamos arriba, and I paid for an hr of room, when we got in, she immediately started frenching me and pulling me towards her, biting on my lips and chest and neck and shoulder (eeeowwww) , I still have those bite marks.

She decided to nap a little, but I kept kissing her and caressing her, at some point, she guided my hand to her crotch and started rubbing. The moisture cannot be faked, I believe I made her cum a few times, and she actually started going towards my jeans and undressing and guided me into her, and the rest, gentleman, is all history.

We went back down, I got her another 2 drinks, and told her I had to go, but I will see her again on Sunday night.

Side comment: I have wanted to leverage on this girl to kind of create a sense of jealousy with my amnesia girl (who now works at adelitas). But I think I will feel like a fucking asshole if I break this girls heart, she may be a Tijuana working girl, but working girls deserve some loving too, besides, the times we have hung out, she has not wasted any of my money and pretty much kept a low profile. I am sure this comment may incite some debate, would like to hear some comments.

Total damage: 5 parking. 5 taxi to. 5 taxi return. 24 room for 1 hr, guess maybe 7 drinks for her at 7, 2 drinks for myself, so maybe just under 100 total including tips,

Yeah sexo was gratis.

[Mr Enternational]

Dude! You live in Pattaya, home of the hotties! The last place in the world that I could see you in is Estrellas! But then again, the price is right. We will meet again!You know I like to hunt boogerwolves sometimes too. But you know my specialty is places like Estrella. Beach Road or the Crack Shacks in Pattaya. Vila Mimosa in Rio. Santa Fe in Bogota. La Mayor in Panama. El Trocadero in Lima. A man can not live on gazelle alone.

[Rippa]

You know I like to hunt boogerwolves sometimes too. But you know my specialty is places like Estrella. Beach Road or the Crack Shacks in Pattaya. Vila Mimosa in Rio. Santa Fe in Bogota. La Mayor in Panama. A man can not live on gazelle alone.OK, NOW we're talkin'; 'Bush meat', and 'Boogerwolves', that's more like it.

Can't say I've had the pleasure of fishing in most of the honey-holes you mention here, Mr. E, which only fills my mongering breast with envy. I do have alcohol dazed memories of a brothel just outside of Ticul, Yucatan not too far south of Merida many years ago. Cost was $5 for 15 minutes, but the 'trick' was you had to do it in a hammock! I felt like one of the Flying Wallenda brothers and fell out of the damn thing twice. I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish the job properly and had to settle for flute lessons, but that's alright, it was still $5 well spent, just for the novelty of it all.

But back to Mr. E's worthy list. I DO know La Mayor, and as 'low down' as that place is, I would say "La Boca Torena' next door really sinks even lower. Ahhhh, now that joint also carries the faint smell of stale [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), stale beer, and sweaty, grinding bodies in a dark, smoky setting. What's not to like about a place crowded with putas at 7:00 in the morning, all looking at you like YOU are the tasty gazelle, grabbing and groping, all the while whispering very suggestive comments in your ear in low, sultry Spanish? Can you tell I'm all worked up? Yes, it's a fact, I'll be back in Panama hunting down some 'fresh meat' next month. Can't wait.

And Tommy my Boy, I know we've gone way off the Tijuana tracks here, but I'll be on the look-out for the Panamanian equivalent of a fierce looking Aztec for you.

- Rippa

[Baxter Slade]

I headed to Tijuana on Thursday for one of those afternoon dates with my GF / BG the plan was meet for lunch take in a movie and head home at a reasonable hour. I have to give her credit she has never flaked out on me and she is always on time (I hear that is rare for the ladies south of the border).

The plan was to meet at the Costco lot, she pulled in at the exact second the cab was dropping me off. We then ended up at a very nice upscale restaurant in the Zona Rio area I think it was called Villa Marina. We walked in around 12:45 and the place was empty. We settled in to a corner table, the thing I could not figure out was it was the lunch hour and the place was empty by the time we left at a bit after 3 and the place was packed, not sure what that was all about. Anyway the food was great I chose not to consume any alcohol and the GF ended up having 6 cervezas.

I have always let her do the driving in Tijuana. I always worry about liability issues if I would drive in MX with no insurance. But I was know the designated driver. It turned out she was now in the drinking mood so we skipped the movie and headed to the Zona. I don't know if any of you have ever driven through those traffic circles in the Zona Rio area but they are crazy nobody yields for anybody, and then you throw in a couple of those Policia pick up trucks with red lights and sirens going it was crazy. We made it to the Zona around 3:30. The alley was pretty deserted as far as street girls go. We ended up settling into La Gloria Bar for a few hours of drinking. I must have short term memory because I forgot how crazy she gets when she is drunk. When she started breaking beer bottles I figured it was time to head out. I realized now I would be walking on eggshells and I would have to be very careful not to become a victim of her drunkin rage. We spent some time out in front of La Gloria trying to decide what to do next. I have been kind of hesitant about spending any time outside the bars, since it seems like there have been many reports of the Policia going back to there old ways of jacking up tourists.

The first incident happened outside of La Gloria there was an American gentleman hanging out in the same area, and for reasons unknown to me he became the victim of her wrath. Before I knew it she was screaming you Modder Folker at him as he slowly left the area. If that was a fellow ISG member I do want to apoligize, she really is a sweet girl when she is not drinking. Next we headed for Adelita's, however they would not let her in because she did not have her I'd with her. So now she is getting into it with the security guy at the door, so as we are headed down the street she and the security guy are yelling at each other. Next stop HK, I have been avoiding HK for some time now, mainly because I don't like the hit the road look the waiters give you if you choose not to order a drink. Oh my god maybe I have been spending to much time in the dive bars but the bodies in there were flawless. Funny how the mind works all of a sudden my GF was looking rather large. I would be willing to bet that since Tom seems to spend alot of time in HK he is probably so used to looking at so many beautiful ladies that the Azteca lady probably was not even that bad.

Next we headed across the street thank god she was through drinking alcohol she met up with a friend who was working when the waiter came by she ordered a soda and asked if I would buy her friend a drink. When the waiter returned he charged me 23. 50 for the 2 drinks I was like what the fuck, I tried to tell my GF this guy is crazy, except she was deep in conversation with her friend and she was like just pay the guy. I new I was being ripped off, and I should have looked at his number to at least avoid the guy in the future. There has to be some kind of revenge we can take when ever we come across these ripoff waiters. I would have made a bigger fuss but I didn't want to embarrass the GF at her work place. But I guess in the future when we come across these ripoff waiters we should post there # on here and find a way to boycott them.

Eventually we ended up at Hotel Leyvea or something like that 23 for the room for the night. I had hoped to be back on the road home by 10 pm at the latest, however things do not always turn out as planned and I didn't leave the zona untill 2:30 a.m. Of course since things did not go as planned I did not bring as much money as I should have. After paying for the hotel I had just enough left for a cab to the border. I walked her to her car and said good bye. She did pull 10 dollars out of her trunk and insisted I take it just in case I had some unexpected expense on my way back. I only excepted it because it made me feel better about the ripoff waiter, I was a little pissed she didn't jump in and help out when I was getting ripped off.

I got to the border a bit to late a bus load of people had just been dropped off and now there was a line. It was a bit confusing since the regular POE was closed and the line was going through the old building where the people would line up for permits. When I saw the line going into that building I just kind of started cutting through the line, thinking that the line was not even going into the main building. Once I figured out the main building was closed I just settled into the line and waited about 20 minutes.

[Phordphan]

I must have short term memory because I forgot how crazy she gets when she is drunk. When she started breaking beer bottles I figured it was time to head out. I realized now I would be walking on eggshells and I would have to be very careful not to become a victim of her drunkin rage.

". She really is a sweet girl when she is not drinking."Wow. I think Nicole Simpson often said words to that effect. It's none of my beeswax, but you may very well regret spending too much time with an angry or violent drunk. But it's your funeral, so enjoy the ride! :D


I would have made a bigger fuss but I didn't want to embarrass the GF at her work place.Dude! She shows up at her place of employment, three sheets to the wind, in an angry and violent mood, and YOU'RE worried about embarassing HER?

Quibbles aside, nice TR! I always enjoy off-the-beaten-path TRs much more than "I came. I went to the zona. I screwed a girl. I went home. ." ;)

[Phordphan]

Can't say I've had the pleasure of fishing in most of the honey-holes you mention here, Mr. E, which only fills my mongering breast with envy. I do have alcohol dazed memories of a brothel just outside of Ticul, Yucatan not too far south of Merida many years ago. Cost was $5 for 15 minutes, but the 'trick' was you had to do it in a hammock! I felt like one of the Flying Wallenda brothers and fell out of the damn thing twice. I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish the job properly and had to settle for flute lessons, but that's alright, it was still $5 well spent, just for the novelty of it all.Reminds me of an old joke.

Man: "Baby, I want to make love to you in the worst way!"

Woman: "Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock!"

[TomJackin]

Funny how the mind works all of a sudden my GF was looking rather large. I would be willing to bet that since Tom seems to spend alot of time in HK he is probably so used to looking at so many beautiful ladies that the Azteca lady probably was not even that bad.Dead wrong! The Azteca lady looked bad right off the get go. And I think her gut grew a few inches during the night because when she hopped on for a ride the next morning, her gut was the first thing to hit me, and it about knocked the air out of me!

BTW, most girls look fat when compared to the HK chicas.


And Tommy my Boy, I know we've gone way off the Tijuana tracks here, but I'll be on the look-out for the Panamanian equivalent of a fierce looking Aztec for you.I asked my driver to take me to La Boca Torena when I was in Panama City last year and he flat out refused and gave me that,"Are you fucking crazy?" look. But I do think that I met the Aztec's Panamanian equivalent at the La Gruta Azel club.

[Plastermaster]

Was there on new years eve and I have to say I regret the way I spent my money with the girls. First off the escort way you don't know how the girl is going to turn out her attitude her looks then the worst if the be tch doesn't show up. So something to be learned next time I go to Tijuana the best girls are at hk by far and if I am going with the escorts I am going with the young hotties at hot Tijuana.

[Reinaldo]

Could your memory be playing tricks on you? I haven't been in La Estrella for years now but as far as I know it was never a nasty bar and not known for fights either.


Helluva' report Tom. Reading about your escapades in 'Estrellas' brought a smile to my face, and then had me laughin'. On my first and only recent trip to la Zona, I ran into a Mexican-American street hustler out in front of Chevalas. Can't remember his name, but you know the type. Spoke English well, grew up in LA, but returned to Tijuana to try to make some money 'cause times are tough back in the States. I've met several such 'Retornos' in Mexico in the past couple of years. Anyway, I'm enjoying chatting with this guy, buy him a beer, just getting some intel on the scene in Tijuana. I ask where the flat out cheapest, dirtiest, nastiest bar 'con damas' is in Tijuana. Without hesitation, this guy and a couple of other chulos listening in all say, 'Estrellas'. Well hell, I've mongered in some pretty scary places all over the world, you know, the type where 'Bush meat' has a whole other meaning. So straight away I want to go, and I want him to be my 'guia'. He rolled his eyes, had second thoughts about dragging a Gringo into this kinda' place, and finally said 'no way'. But it sounded like my kind of place, you know, the kind where you might want the Delta Force Team as your wingman and you sure try to sit with your back to the wall. I finally decided to stick to the Zona as my time was limited, and both the street putas and the lovely lasses in HK, Adeltas, Tropical, etc, etc, just seemed endless. The old 'bird in the hand' thing. But after reading your story, I'm more inclined that ever the next time I get to town to grab a taxista and say, 'Vamanos a Estrellas, caballero, why ahorita! '

[Member #4728]

La estrella bar was a normal bar for locals, not really nasty. Right now it is a bar for local youth, like all the Calle Sexta, Street of Tijuana youth diversion now.

[James 006]

I will be 24 hour in Tijuana January 18-19. This is my first time and I come with a friend.

I would like to have a hotell close to the action. Not too expensive, but clean. Some sugestiones?

If you know a good wingman (if you think I will need it) please send me a PM with phonenumber to the guy. Please let me knoe what he want for the service.

All the best!

[Sound7]

Parking Lots and Fwy 5 North Situation:

UTEA lot $10/24 hrs up from $8.

Jack in the box Fwy 5 North entrance closed till May 2012.

Last exit parking lot on the right $7 per day (24 hrs?) on the return convinent than UTEA and entrance to the freeway 5 Noth. Make a right on exit and right on the next street follow till the next light and make a right. North entrance on the left.

[Derekj6926]

I plan to be in Tijuana in a couple of weeks have not been there in at least a year. Can anyone give me a heads up as to where the nicest and least expensive place to stay in Zona Norte is? I have stayed in Tijuana many times but it has been a while since being there.

[Phordphan]

I will be 24 hour in Tijuana January 18-19. This is my first time and I come with a friend.

I would like to have a hotell close to the action. Not too expensive, but clean. Some sugestiones?

If you know a good wingman (if you think I will need it) please send me a PM with phonenumber to the guy. Please let me knoe what he want for the service.

All the best!
Derekj6926

I plan to be in Tijuana in a couple of weeks have not been there in at least a year. Can anyone give me a heads up as to where the nicest and least expensive place to stay in Zona Norte is? I have stayed in Tijuana many times but it has been a while since being there.At the risk of sounding like a curmudgeon (which I don't mind) or starting a flame war (which I'd rather not) , please let me suggest in the nicest possible way to RTFF!

There are dozens, if not hundreds of posts concerning lodging in and around the Zona. There are plenty of choices, and almost every one is discussed somewhere in these threads.

Why anybody in their right mind would want to spend the night in LZN is beyond me. But, to each his own.

So, your homework assignment is to pick one, try it and report back here.

Now, March!

[Derekj6926]

I have stayed in the Zona Norte numerous times and never had a problem. It is so convenient to bring a chick to your room and to just go to your room when you are finished playing, crash and start over when you wake up. One does not need to watch the clock as it is a 24/7 enterprise.

[Tratnguyen1]

At the risk of sounding like a curmudgeon (which I don't mind) or starting a flame war (which I'd rather not) , please let me suggest in the nicest possible way to RTFF!

There are dozens, if not hundreds of posts concerning lodging in and around the Zona. There are plenty of choices, and almost every one is discussed somewhere in these threads.

Why anybody in their right mind would want to spend the night in LZN is beyond me. But, to each his own.

So, your homework assignment is to pick one, try it and report back here.

Now, March!Gents,

I have stayed in hotels Zona Norte many times, mainly hotel Rizo de Oro next to Tropical bar. And I like this hotel with the price only $25usd a night. It is clean hotel

With very decent room quietly to sleep, new room with new bathroom. Another bonus is I don't have to pay room cost when taking a Chica from Tropical bar to my room.

So, that is a saving 10usd. To me. This works out great, I can stay out late at the HK, Adelitas, and only walk a few steps to my room.

In the end, the monger should spend the night in the Zona Norte hotel, a right mind like Albert Enstein also agree too.

[Baxter Slade]

My GF / BG invited me to attend a wedding Saturday evening. It was a tough decision miss the NFL playoff games or immerse myself in what has become my favorite pastime, exploring Tijuana and its culture. Well it turns out I missed a hell of a game.

Seeing as how marriage is sacred I won't be reporting on the wedding here, other than to say I was seated at the Prostitutas table, which did make for an interesting evening.

After the wedding we ended up at Las Pulgas the place was packed. It kind of made me think if the economy in Tijuana is so bad where are all these people getting the money to spend on drinking and partying. Anyone who has been there knows the place is huge and it was filled you couldn't even move around. I was only there a short time and the cover charge for me and 2 ladies and one bucket of beer was 30 dollars.

Anyway I guess the main reason for this report is due to the recent Tijuana hotel discussion. Normally if I was going to spend the night I would have booked a room at the Ticuan, since I have become very comfortable there, and like everything about it. But with no reservation the Ticuan was sold out. So we headed down Rev looking for a room. Wow it was 3 in the morning and the street was packed with people coming and going from the bars downtown Tijuana is alive again. We checked Caesar's and a few other places and everything was sold out. We then headed for the Zona. She suggested Hotel Tampon (or something like that) on the back side of the Tropical parking lot. I stayed there once before and if I can make s suggestion STAY AWAY. For one thing it smelled, and there were no towels in the room. I did end up going to the desk for a towel and they couldn't find any, about 10 minutes later they showed up with a ripped half a towel. But thanks to this board and especially Joe Arturo I remembered his favorite place to stay in the zona and headed over to Hacienda Del Santiago.

The guy at the desk had one room left it had 2 double beds so I think that made it more expensive $39 a night but we were tired and happy to find a room. The room was clean plenty of soap and towels the sheets even smelled really clean. I would recommend this place if you want to stay in the zona. It is located far enough from the noise but yet a short walk to the heart of the Zona. It was also equipped with a kitchen (something I would never use) which might come in handy for some.

Sunday morning or should I say afternoon we left around 1 pm and nobody ever bothered us to checkout, headed to the border and waited a little over an hour and completed another interesting trip south of the border.

[Joe Arturo]

It was also equipped with a kitchen (something I would never use) which might come in handy for some.The refridgerator is great for keeping your beers and sodas nice and cold. And on those cold winter nights that sometimes happen in Tijuana, if you light all 4 burners on the stove for 10 or 15 minutes it makes the room nice and warm. This is something that the women really like if they are spending the night with you!

[Baxter Slade]

Ok I take that back about never using the kitchen. Yes the refrigerator would come in very handy. Since I never went in the kitchen I never even knew there was a refrigerator. But I could never see myself cooking with the worlds greatest tacos right down the street.

[Derekj6926]

I have stayed at the Hacienda del Santiago and at the Hotel Cascadas over the Hong Kong Bar. Hotel Casdadas was great because I had a free room

For each of the ladies I took upstairs, the room had two beds one to play in and one to sleep in but I found the Hotel Cascadas rooms not so clean, I

Found the rooms at the Hacienda del Santiago decent.

I really appreciate your advice on the Rizo de Oro will definitely try it. Thanks again, Derek James.


Gents,

I have stayed in hotels Zona Norte many times, mainly hotel Rizo de Oro next to Tropical bar. And I like this hotel with the price only $25usd a night. It is clean hotel

With very decent room quietly to sleep, new room with new bathroom. Another bonus is I don't have to pay room cost when taking a Chica from Tropical bar to my room.

So, that is a saving 10usd. To me. This works out great, I can stay out late at the HK, Adelitas, and only walk a few steps to my room.

In the end, the monger should spend the night in the Zona Norte hotel, a right mind like Albert Enstein also agree too.

[Tratnguyen1]

I have stayed at the Hacienda del Santiago and at the Hotel Cascadas over the Hong Kong Bar. Hotel Casdadas was great because I had a free room

For each of the ladies I took upstairs, the room had two beds one to play in and one to sleep in but I found the Hotel Cascadas rooms not so clean, I

Found the rooms at the Hacienda del Santiago decent.

I really appreciate your advice on the Rizo de Oro will definitely try it. Thanks again, Derek James.Gents,

I am totally with you regarding how it is convenience to stay over night in Zona Norte. Yes, the Rizo de Oro hotel is a good deal. The hotel has just completed upgrade their room, at least very comfy to sleep. I had the Jacuzzi in the room and cost me only $35 USD per night. I Don't think you can have that good deal anywhere in T. J. I used to stay in different hotel in Zona Norte and it was not nearly close to average motel elsewhere and still cost $25 USD per night. I absolutely can bring the Chica Tropical to my room for no extra room cost and play with her in Jacuzzi for hours. That why I like this hotel. I heard the hacienda del Santiago also good. May be cost more and need to walk couple blocks from HK.

[QuackUp]

Went down south for the h / k calendar event. Just like the previous poster wrote, the jib parking is closed for now. Since it was a weekday, I parked across the street from jib. It's only $5. 00 for 10 hours if you prepay. I believe during the weekend hours it's $6. 00 for 8 hours.

My plan was to go to h / k pickup a calendar, have fun with a chica then come on home. It never works out that way.

I get to h / k early, it's about 3:00 pm Lots of the chicas are in white dresses with their sashes on. Looking pretty good. I get a drink and ask the waiter when will they pass out the calendars. He says in about an hour or so.

I see many doable chicas but not one that stands out. So I just tip the dollars to grope the chicas as they pass by. Did I mention how hot it was in h / k. I was wondering why nobody was sitting upstairs, well it was because it was so hot up there.

So I stay for about an hour, no calendar give out so I head over to t / be, figuring I can always come back for the calendar. This report will be in the t / be section.

I then come back to h / k. Still no calendars so I see a chica to my liking and take her up. This will be in the h / k section.

When all said and done, it was about 7:15 still no calendars so I decided even without the calendar, it was still alot of fun. I guess the calendar give-away was just an excuse for me to go down south.

Before going home I stopped at the restaurant across from A / be. I usually get chicken tacos and their home made fries. For me their fries are like how I fry them at home.

After eating I catch a cab, the driver says $3. 00, I say let's go. The line back to the border was just below the pedrestrian bridge. Good thing I have the sentri. Or so I thought. I get to the gate and ask the officer where the line for the sentri was. At this time the line was stopped and I could see the line just on the other side of the gate was about 10 feet from the gate. The officer says there is only one line none for sentri but to go through the gate and wait behind the people in line.

Since I was only 10 feet from the gate I'am thinking this line is going to take about an hour to get out. What I didn't realize until I got closer, they are not using the normal building. We come through and enter the building to the right as soon as you get past the gates.

It only took about 8 minutes from the gate to get back into the USA.

Anyways, does anyone know how long it will be without the sentri line? Or was it just the time I went that they didn't have one? Thanks in advance.

Also, did anyone actually get a calendar, and was it worth it?

[TomJackin]

Headed down about 2:30 and picked up some pesos in beautiful San Ysidro. The I-5 on-ramp was closed and will be closed until May 3, according to the signs posted, which made it a cluster fuck getting to the parking lot behind JIB, which was open. I read a TR, where I thought it was closed, but I was wrong, as usual.

Hong Kong:

After a couple of world class tasty tacos, I headed into one of my favorite stomping grounds. I haven't been in a couple of weeks due to my Managua trip and I had the HK shakes. There were many new girls on station, plus the usual late afternoon crew. There was one girl that I've been watching for a while, hot as hell, but always sits in a booth forever and a day. I asked Freddy what was the deal with her and he replied,"She's a bit*h, don't waste your time." There is a "floater" that is always drinking beer, who is on my HK bucket list, bar name, Candy. The girl is always tanked, but I like that. She always stops over for a beer and plays well in the booth. The girl has the smallest pussy in HK!

Later on in the evening, around 9, I returned and the place was pretty much packed. Yes, mucho machachos, but also a buttload of women. I ran into Marlin, the dark chica with the killer ass, but she must be the worst fuck in HK. I was happy to play with her ass for a few minutes. She tried to get me to go upstairs, but I already experienced the worst fuck in HK; no repeating that for sure. BTW, has anyone fucked the body builder with the hottest ass in the western hemisphere? She is on my HK bucket list as well.

Caesars Restaurant and Hotel:

I met one of my favorite girls at Caesars for dinner. We started out at the bar, where my buddy, the big bartender had us sampling different tequilas, and we settled on the Montana Azul; which was excellent. For those that don't know, Caesars created the original Caesar salad. I'm not a big salad person, but I really like this one.

After dinner, we decided to try out the hotel, hell, it was next door. We got a remolded room with a king size bed for $41, plus a $10 deposit. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the hotel and room. Everything was new, and the room was really quiet. The girl at the front desk spoke English and was quite a hoot as well.

I didn't stay the night. I made my way through beautiful San Ysidro to hit the nearest I-5 ramp around 10:30.

[Dls2580]

Can any one tell me how las pulgas is on Thursday's?

Thanks for any info.

[DJ FourMoney]

Headed down about 2:30 and picked up some pesos in beautiful San Ysidro. The I-5 on-ramp was closed and will be closed until May 3, according to the signs posted, which made it a cluster fuck getting to the parking lot behind JIB, which was open. I read a TR, where I thought it was closed, but I was wrong, as usual.

Hong Kong:

After a couple of world class tasty tacos, I headed into one of my favorite stomping grounds. I haven't been in a couple of weeks due to my Managua trip and I had the HK shakes. There were many new girls on station, plus the usual late afternoon crew. There was one girl that I've been watching for a while, hot as hell, but always sits in a booth forever and a day. I asked Freddy what was the deal with her and he replied,"She's a bit*h, don't waste your time." There is a "floater" that is always drinking beer, who is on my HK bucket list, bar name, Candy. The girl is always tanked, but I like that. She always stops over for a beer and plays well in the booth. The girl has the smallest pussy in HK!

Later on in the evening, around 9, I returned and the place was pretty much packed. Yes, mucho machachos, but also a buttload of women. I ran into Marlin, the dark chica with the killer ass, but she must be the worst fuck in HK. I was happy to play with her ass for a few minutes. She tried to get me to go upstairs, but I already experienced the worst fuck in HK; no repeating that for sure. BTW, has anyone fucked the body builder with the hottest ass in the western hemisphere? She is on my HK bucket list as well.

Caesars Restaurant and Hotel:

I met one of my favorite girls at Caesars for dinner. We started out at the bar, where my buddy, the big bartender had us sampling different tequilas, and we settled on the Montana Azul; which was excellent. For those that don't know, Caesars created the original Caesar salad. I'm not a big salad person, but I really like this one.

After dinner, we decided to try out the hotel, hell, it was next door. We got a remolded room with a king size bed for $41, plus a $10 deposit. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the hotel and room. Everything was new, and the room was really quiet. The girl at the front desk spoke English and was quite a hoot as well.

I didn't stay the night. I made my way through beautiful San Ysidro to hit the nearest I-5 ramp around 10:30.Your Managua Report on the "other" forum was great as this one is great as well. Thanks for sharing, I may even put Managua on the list, its not a bucket list is a I got work to do list.

[DJ FourMoney]

Gents,

I am totally with you regarding how it is convenience to stay over night in Zona Norte. Yes, the Rizo de Oro hotel is a good deal. The hotel has just completed upgrade their room, at least very comfy to sleep. I had the Jacuzzi in the room and cost me only $35 USD per night. I Don't think you can have that good deal anywhere in T. J. I used to stay in different hotel in Zona Norte and it was not nearly close to average motel elsewhere and still cost $25 USD per night. I absolutely can bring the Chica Tropical to my room for no extra room cost and play with her in Jacuzzi for hours. That why I like this hotel. I heard the hacienda del Santiago also good. May be cost more and need to walk couple blocks from HK.Thanks for the tip, I had forgotten which hotel had the Jacuzzi tub that I wanted to use for activities.

[Baxter Slade]

Can any one tell me how las pulgas is on Thursday's?

Thanks for any info.I have been there many times on a Thursday and a couple times on the weekends. I much prefer it on a Thursday. There is usually a good crowd on Thursdays, but not packed like a weekend. There is also no cover charge on a Thursday compared to weekends. Thursday is probably the best night of the week for Las Pulgas.

[Dls2580]

I have been there many times on a Thursday and a couple times on the weekends. I much prefer it on a Thursday. There is usually a good crowd on Thursdays, but not packed like a weekend. There is also no cover charge on a Thursday compared to weekends. Thursday is probably the best night of the week for Las Pulgas.Thanks for the info. Thursday it is.

[Tratnguyen1]

Thanks for the tip, I had forgotten which hotel had the Jacuzzi tub that I wanted to use for activities.Gents,

The first time I was at Rizo de Oro hotel in Zona Norte, the front desk guy offer me a new room with jacuzzi tub for only $35 USD a night instead the regular room which I had on reservation for $25 USD. Of course, I took the offer with a big smile because I like to have the Chica with me in the tub for awhile at no extra charge. The beauty of Rizo de Oro is next to Tropical bar and across HK. The hotel has just recently upgrade with all new interior, new bathroom, I Don't think I can go wrong with this hotel in Zona Norte with the price and hotel condition.

[Keg]

While I don't necessarily have a preference about chicas with tattoos, I've enjoyed chicas without ink, a couple tats, and many tats. Sometimes I don't even pay attention to the ink, and sometimes I compliment them on a design or location. But I don't know what's up with a chica who has a religious design tattoo. I saw this chica who had a tat of Jesus on her back. Now I've already got over the experience of some chica wearing a crucifix on her necklace, and having it bounce against me while she's giving me a BJ. I just wonder what goes through a chicas mind when she decides to get Jesus on her back. Not what I want to see when I'm hitting that ass.

[Rajats Den]

I am going first time to Tijuana. Tickets and hotel booked. I have a few questions if you guys can help me:

1. What is the best place to convert dollars to pesos?

2. What are common Spanish sentences that I might need? Especially if I want to enquire about BBBJ, anal?

3. Is it safe to cross the border into Mexico at 10 pm?

[Matiz]

I am going first time to Tijuana. Tickets and hotel booked. I have a few questions if you guys can help me:

1. What is the best place to convert dollars to pesos?

2. What are common Spanish sentences that I might need? Especially if I want to enquire about BBBJ, anal?

3. Is it safe to cross the border into Mexico at 10 pm?No. 1: There are numerous places to convert dollars to pesos in Tijuana and also in San Ysidro, the USA city adjacent to Tijuana. The rates vary from place to place, and some have hidden commissions. The best I've found is on San Ysidro Blvd, in San Ysidro (directly across the border from Tijuana). Good rates and no commission. But, IMHO, the best plan is simply to withdraw money as you need it from an ATM. Tijuana has lots of ATMs, in the nice hotels, banks, even OXXO, the Tijuana version of Seven Eleven. You often get a better rate with fewer fees that way. But if you use an ATM in Tijuana, be careful of the ATM scam where a stranger volunteers to "help" you use the machine and then switches your card for a bogus one.

No. 2: If you have to ask at this point, it's probably too late."Cuanto?" (how much?) and "cuanto cuesta?" (how much does it cost?) will cover a lot of ground with these girls."Hola" and "buenos dias" are great social lubricants to start off. Before you leave home, try to learn a few basic numbers in Spanish (so you can count up to fifty, or maybe sixty-if something costs more than sixty, you probably want to walk away anyway). Everything else you can pantomime. Rest assured, these gals have had the same questions posed to them in many different languages on multiple occasions. They understand the customers and will know how to respond. If you're really concerned about the language barrier, stick to the chicas who speak some English (usually the bar girls, as opposed to the street girls).

No. 3: Crossing into Mexico is never a big safety issue at any time until you get past the Yellow Taxi stand (if you go straight ahead after the turnstiles) , or the pharmacies (if you make a turn right after the turnstiles). The best advice is to grab a taxi for $5 or less. If you've already spent the money to fly to Tijuana and are staying in a hotel, hire a taxi and have peace of mind. I would seriously avoid walking to the ZN or el centro at any time of day or night. It's a bit of a hike (especially with luggage) , and you do pass through some unsavory areas of downtown.

[Phordphan]

I am going first time to Tijuana. Tickets and hotel booked. I have a few questions if you guys can help me:

1. What is the best place to convert dollars to pesos?

2. What are common Spanish sentences that I might need? Especially if I want to enquire about BBBJ, anal?

3. Is it safe to cross the border into Mexico at 10 pm?1. As the previous poster pointed out, an ATM is the best place to get pesos. However, check with your bank first! Any savings, and often much more, may be eaten up in foreign transaction fees. That's why I've started traveling overseas with a bunch of $100 bills. My bank's $5 fees, combined with the in-country bank's $5 fees, make the ATM a money-losing proposition. So, check first.

As far as specific places, the place immediately inside the border, on the left, is one of the worst. The rates at the one behind the yellow taxi stand are usually a bit better. Avoid the ones on Articulo 123. They are the very worst. The best rates in LZN are usually at the cambio next to the cop shop on Constitucion, across from the alley. And the one immediately around the corner on Coahuila. However, the rates go down at night. The best overall rates will be found outside the zona. There are a couple near Ticual that have good rates. The best is on Ninos Heroes, IIRC, south of Ticuan, west side of street. It's a bank inside an appliance store. But I tried to exchange a $100 bill a while back. The lady wanted I'd. I gave her my passport card. She looked at it and said no, she needed a driver's license! WTF? I didn't have it, she wouldn't take the passport card (probably never seen one before). I got my lady friend to exchange it for me.

Most folks here are familiar with the process, but I'll elaborate in case any newbies are reading this. The terminology can be a bit confusing for the uninitiated. All the TJ cambio booths post COMPRA and VENTA rates. These ALWAYS refer to DOLLARS. COMPRA = We buy your dollars at xx.xxxx pesos per dollar. VENTA = We will sell you dollars at yy.yyyy pesos per dollar. Their commission is always built into the exchange rate and buy/sell spread. Very few actually charge an explicit commission. So, obviously, you're looking for someplace with the highest COMPRA figure, and NO COMISION.

BTW, many banks have a foreign exchange desk. That's the very best place to exchange money. However, many do not. You'll have to ask. And banks keep "bankers hours." So, if you arrive at night, a bank isn't an option. But it's something to bear in mind.

2. The most important phrase is probably "Donde estan los banos" or DOHN-day est-AN lohs BAN-yohs. Where are the bathrooms. As far as your specific requests, be prepared for a lot of rejection. They exist, but they are rare. Try something like this: "Queiro sexo oral sin condon" (key-ERR-oh SEX-oh oh-RAL seen con-DOHN) I want oral sex without a condom. It's a bit more polite than other ways. Use the same for anal, except say ah-NAHL instead of oral sin condon. Again, be prepared for a lot of rejection. Speaking in gross generalities, older ladies tend to do these more often than the young hotties.

3. Tijuana is the busiest land crossing in the USA. It's a 24 hour operation. It's always safe to cross. Walking around Tijuana is pretty safe, overall, and probably much safer than wandering around San Ysidro. But use the taxi if it's your first time. No sense in getting lost.

[TomJackin]

Trend setting HK, they changed their exchange rate in their favor of course. For the past couple of Fridays, it has been 12 pesos to 1 US. My exchange outside Tijuana was 12. 83.

Drinks were 48 pesos and LDs were 96 pesos; those bastards!

Has anyone noticed if the other bars are following suit?

[Artisttyp]

Trend setting HK, they changed their exchange rate in their favor of course. For the past couple of Fridays, it has been 12 pesos to 1 US. My exchange outside Tijuana was 12. 83.

Drinks were 48 pesos and LDs were 96 pesos; those bastards!

Has anyone noticed if the other bars are following suit?Have you tried bringing $5 bills down? That is how I buy my drinks in HK. The beer is $4 then you tip $1. I don't need to hunt the guy down for change or worry about getting ripped off.

I know your pockets are filled to the brim with $1 's but try squeezing a few $5's in there. Only if they fit!

[Reinaldo]

Have you tried bringing $5 bills down? That is how I buy my drinks in HK. The beer is $4 then you tip $1. I don't need to hunt the guy down for change or worry about getting ripped off.

I know your pockets are filled to the brim with $1 's but try squeezing a few $5's in there. Only if they fit!This is why they raised their peso prices. They know most pay in dollars and didn't want to see their dollar receipts fall.

[James 006]

I had a wonderful visit to Tijuana. This was my first trip and I was mostly in Hong Kong.

I have some questions that I hope someone will respond:

I paid from $ 50-70 for a half hour and $ 15 for the hotel. I see that this is normal. Has anyone managed to push the price down to 40 $?

I was very pleased with the ladies in Hong Kong and they were even lovelier than I had hoped for. Can't wayt to be back!

Part of the problem is that the most delicious chics almost always have a customer that spread his tips like crazy. I have never seen so many idiots wasting their money. It seems that they are proud that they have money that they throw in all directions. Most of them looks latino and they draw up big stacks of $ 1.

Is this normal all year round or was it only happening the days I was there?

Have some experience in making agreements with some of the Hong Kong ladies private? Can any of the ladies join you at your hotel? It is failing me make arrangements like that.

I found an ATM where I could take out $. Is this much more expensive than taking out pesos? I will bring $ next time and try to avoid the peso chaos. I thought it paid off to pay in pesos, but I do not think this is worth?

Which affordable hotels do you pros recomend?

Has anyone had sex in the small private room in the 2nd floor. It is reserved for private strip-tease, but can any ladies give a BJ or a whacking job here?

Finally, I visited a disco when it was ladies' night. It was full of beautiful women, but I found it difficult to make contact even though they seemed very curious to me. Do I have a local wingman to establish contact? Is it possible to pick up women in such places for tourists or is it difficult? I understand that many are afraid of appearing cheap if they make contact with tourists in front of the eyes of family and friends. What is the way to proceed?

[James 006]

While I don't necessarily have a preference about chicas with tattoos, I've enjoyed chicas without ink, a couple tats, and many tats. Sometimes I don't even pay attention to the ink, and sometimes I compliment them on a design or location. But I don't know what's up with a chica who has a religious design tattoo. I saw this chica who had a tat of Jesus on her back. Now I've already got over the experience of some chica wearing a crucifix on her necklace, and having it bounce against me while she's giving me a BJ. I just wonder what goes through a chicas mind when she decides to get Jesus on her back. Not what I want to see when I'm hitting that ass.What a funny storry, he he

[Monolith]

I had a wonderful visit to Tijuana. This was my first trip and I was mostly in Hong Kong.

I have some questions that I hope someone will respond:

I paid from $ 50-70 for a half hour and $ 15 for the hotel. I see that this is normal. Has anyone managed to push the price down to 40 $?

I was very pleased with the ladies in Hong Kong and they were even lovelier than I had hoped for. Can't wayt to be back!

Part of the problem is that the most delicious chics almost always have a customer that spread his tips like crazy. I have never seen so many idiots wasting their money. It seems that they are proud that they have money that they throw in all directions. Most of them looks latino and they draw up big stacks of $ 1.

Is this normal all year round or was it only happening the days I was there?

Have some experience in making agreements with some of the Hong Kong ladies private? Can any of the ladies join you at your hotel? It is failing me make arrangements like that.

I found an ATM where I could take out $. Is this much more expensive than taking out pesos? I will bring $ next time and try to avoid the peso chaos. I thought it paid off to pay in pesos, but I do not think this is worth?

Which affordable hotels do you pros recomend?

Has anyone had sex in the small private room in the 2nd floor. It is reserved for private strip-tease, but can any ladies give a BJ or a whacking job here?

Finally, I visited a disco when it was ladies' night. It was full of beautiful women, but I found it difficult to make contact even though they seemed very curious to me. Do I have a local wingman to establish contact? Is it possible to pick up women in such places for tourists or is it difficult? I understand that many are afraid of appearing cheap if they make contact with tourists in front of the eyes of family and friends. What is the way to proceed?I'll try to help in answering your questions.

It will be impossible to find a chica that will go "arriba" with you for $40. Especially in HK. Street girls might be a better option if you're looking to shave off some bucks.

You're always going to see some customers who have money or appear to have money that like to spend.

The ATM at the front entrance of HK is a good option to use if you run out of money. The transaction fee is only a few bucks and paying in pesos is probably a better option so you can take advantage of the exchange rate. But I personally like to pay in dollars because I don't want to have let over pesos when I return home.

The best affordable hotels would be the ones that the clubs (like HK) use. I believe they're only 30-40 dollars a night. But I usually like to stay in nicer hotels like the Marriott because it is much quieter and the chicas I bring back like them as well.

Anything can happen in those private lap dances areas depending on the chica you are with.

When I go out to nightclubs or bars I try not to look like a tourist (dress appropriate for the venue). Speaking spanish will go a long way and help you score with a civie but a wingman who can speak spanish will do as well.

Hope this helps.

[Guitarrefreak]

O yeah, adelitas is doing 13 pesos to the a dll, those fucks.


Trend setting HK, they changed their exchange rate in their favor of course. For the past couple of Fridays, it has been 12 pesos to 1 US. My exchange outside Tijuana was 12. 83.

Drinks were 48 pesos and LDs were 96 pesos; those bastards!

Has anyone noticed if the other bars are following suit?

[Phordphan]

I paid from $ 50-70 for a half hour and $ 15 for the hotel. I see that this is normal. Has anyone managed to push the price down to 40 $?

. .

Have some experience in making agreements with some of the Hong Kong ladies private? Can any of the ladies join you at your hotel? It is failing me make arrangements like that.

. .

Has anyone had sex in the small private room in the 2nd floor. It is reserved for private strip-tease, but can any ladies give a BJ or a whacking job here?I have been offered $40 in Adelita, but in HK it will be difficult. However. 500 pesos is certainly not out of the question, and 600 pesos is very possible. At current exchange rates it's about $40 - $47. So, pay the chicas in pesos.

Once the girls start their shift they can't leave to join you in your hotel. I have some personal experience with exceptions, but they are very rare. If you want extracurricular activities, it's best to arrange them outside of working hours.

Technically, sex in the privados is illegal. But, YMMV and the girls get up to all sorts of things in there. Depends on the girl. And the mesero may walk in on you.

[Monolith]

HK girls can leave with you to your hotel but you either have to wait until their shift ends or you can pay a bar fine which I believe is $240.

Depending on the chica you bring back. Some will only stay with you until the "deed" is done then leave your hotel room. While others will spend the night and wake up with you. Possibly spend the day with you.

[TMojoMan]

The best is on Ninos Heroes, IIRC, south of Ticuan, west side of street. It's a bank inside an appliance store.Can you be more specific. When I was there in September, I looked for this place and could not find it. Did you really mean that it was south of Ticuan? Avenida Ninos Heroes does not extend south of Calle Octava (Miguel Hidalgo) which is the street the Ticuan is on. Maybe I was looking on the wrong street, but maybe you could tell me the specific cross street that it's closes to?

I'm going to be there in February, and I want to try a day or two in pesos. Do these places open on Saturday or Sunday? And are the exchange rates just as good on weekends?

[Jim0129]

This is for everyone,

Has anyone found a place were they give tantric massages in Tijuana or San Diego? I've just read about it in the Canadian forum and I am interested in having one, I wouldn't like to go to Canada just for that, but I will if I don't find one nearby! .

[Phordphan]

Can you be more specific. When I was there in September, I looked for this place and could not find it. Did you really mean that it was south of Ticuan? Avenida Ninos Heroes does not extend south of Calle Octava (Miguel Hidalgo) which is the street the Ticuan is on. Maybe I was looking on the wrong street, but maybe you could tell me the specific cross street that it's closes to?

I'm going to be there in February, and I want to try a day or two in pesos. Do these places open on Saturday or Sunday? And are the exchange rates just as good on weekends?Sorry. I f*cked up. That was a typo. It should read NORTH of Ticuan. I think it was on NH. I realy can't remember the cross street, but if you see it, you can't miss it. A huge appliance store, washers / dryers, etc, in the window.

However, unless you're exchanging several hundred dollars, a 10-centavo difference, one way or another, isn't going to make a huge difference.

Most cambios are open on the weekends, although Sunday hours may be a bit different. The rates fluctuate, but I've not noticed that they go down on the weekends and up during the week. However, I've noticed that the ones in the Zona tend to drop at night and increase during the day.

Today the cambio on Coahuila, just east of Constitucion, had the best rates in the zona. 12. 63:1

[James 006]

Thanks to everyone who has given me an answer.

I am still amazed at how many beautiful girls that were available in Tijuana.

I've never been to Mexico before, but have been many times in Cuba and Brazil. I think I put Tijuana higher than Rio de Janeiro (now after the disco Help is closed) and also Havana that pricetag is quite similar to Tijuana.

What I wonder is if anyone can recommend even better places in Mexico than Tijuana? I have no other place in Mexico to compare with. I would like to be back in Tijuana soon, but if there are better places for both quality and price wise I do like this new place.

Has anyone possibly a young, intelligent and relatively honest Spanish-speaking wingman who can work a little for me next time I'm in Tijuana? I need someone who can read the situation on the ladies' evening and invite the ladies to my table.

[Phordphan]

Thanks to everyone who has given me an answer.

I am still amazed at how many beautiful girls that were available in Tijuana.

I've never been to Mexico before, but have been many times in Cuba and Brazil. I think I put Tijuana higher than Rio de Janeiro (now after the disco Help is closed) and also Havana that pricetag is quite similar to Tijuana.

What I wonder is if anyone can recommend even better places in Mexico than Tijuana? I have no other place in Mexico to compare with. I would like to be back in Tijuana soon, but if there are better places for both quality and price wise I do like this new place.

Has anyone possibly a young, intelligent and relatively honest Spanish-speaking wingman who can work a little for me next time I'm in Tijuana? I need someone who can read the situation on the ladies' evening and invite the ladies to my table.There are plenty of hooker bars all over Mexico. But there is nothing quite like Tijuana for the price and variety.

Girls from all over Mexico come to Tijuana to work. So, if you poke around you'll run into women for virtually every state. You'll find women of every size and shape. The Tijuana experience itself can be an acquired taste. But, concerning your criteria of quality and price, there is nowhere else in Mexico like Tijuana.

In the Zona bars, you really don't need a wingman unless you just want a guy to talk to. If you see a lady you like, you either walk up to her and ask her over, or catch her eye and wave her over, or ask the mesero to bring her over. Hell, in most places, if you sit alone longer than about 30 seconds the meseros start dragging them over to you. If you need one who speaks English, tell the mesero.

[Baxter Slade]

I tried to book a room for this weekend at Ticuan. I wanted to get the discount by booking online. However it showed no rooms available. I thought maybe I was doing something wrong so I tried a bunch of different dates. But it showed nothing available, so I called the hotel they had rooms but they said if I book direct there is no discount. Anybody run into the same problem. It looks like it might just be there way of raising the prices.

[Artisttyp]

I say the Chiapas / Guatemala region has got to be worth a visit. Also a few cities on the gulf coast. Otherwise most mexican towns have something just not comparable to Tijuana. I am kicking myself in the ass for missing the good Nuevo Laredo days. I had no idea it even existed.

When you get hooked on Tijuana you are hoping to find other places in mexico just like it or better but it is truly a unique place for Mexico and the USA.

[TomJackin]

I tried to book a room for this weekend at Ticuan. I wanted to get the discount by booking online. However it showed no rooms available. I thought maybe I was doing something wrong so I tried a bunch of different dates. But it showed nothing available, so I called the hotel they had rooms but they said if I book direct there is no discount. Anybody run into the same problem. It looks like it might just be there way of raising the prices.I don't think that the rates increased, but the place is more popular than before. I just checked on the availability for the upcoming 3-day weekend, and no Internet rates were available. Not sure what is going on, but I will stay there anyway because it is a good place for the regular rates.

[TomJackin]

I don't think that the rates increased, but the place is more popular than before. I just checked on the availability for the upcoming 3-day weekend, and no Internet rates were available. Not sure what is going on, but I will stay there anyway because it is a good place for the regular rates.OMFG, I take that all back, the rates for the rooms that I like went from 700p to 900p on the weekend! It must have something to do with the current exchange rate?

[TMojoMan]

I will be in Tijuana for 5 nights this month. Last time I was there, I really enjoyed my stay at Ticuan. I stayed 1 night at Santiago and didn't like it, so I moved to Ticuan and thought it was great.

I've stayed the night in Cascadas before, and it was fine. Not as good as Ticuan, but comfortable enough. Towels are not as fluffy. If it were August, I'd probably want air conditioning, but it's February, so the fact that AC at Cascadas is do-it-yourself by opening or closing a window is fine.

I like the girls at HK a lot. If I have a room in Cascadas, I don't pay the $15 per visit. And if I want a street girl, most of them will go to a room at Casadas, so I save the $5 per visit price at whatever dump the girl is standing in front of. Plus, I have a relatively clean place to stay. I don't think the noise will bother me. I'm a sound sleeper.

For those who are considering what I'm considering, here's a price comparison. In both places I have the cost for the least expensive rooms, all listed in US dollars.

* Stay at Ticuan *

$54 x 5 nights = $270.

$15 x 18 visits to Cascadas = $270.

Total = $540 on lodging.

* Stay at Cascadas *

$50 x 1 VIP card = $50 (gets you 20% off hotel, plus other benefits)

$40 x 2 weekend rate = $100.

$32 x 3 weekday rate = $66.

Total = $226.

I estimate staying at Las Cascadas will net me an additional $314 to spend on my favorite chicas. And since I would probably buy a VIP card, even if I stayed at Ticuan, that makes the Cascadas savings to be about $364 total over a 5 day visit.

Is that worth being a LITTLE less comfortable? I'll let you know after my adventure.

[TMojoMan]

OMFG, I take that all back, the rates for the rooms that I like went from 700p to 900p on the weekend! It must have something to do with the current exchange rate?Or they know it's a 3-day weekend in the US. I just checked a different weekend and the rates were 700p per night.

[Vesper]

okay here's the thing. i have yet to visit la zona norte and have wanted to for years. i now have a girlfriend and get regular sex, but i have developed a fetish that she would never dream of engaging in ([CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117) and rep001). what can i say, we all have our vices and oddities. i don't even know why it turns me on, i just know i want to try it with a hot mexican chica. so i thank you gentlemen in advance for not judging me. .

so the question is, what would be the best way to go about seeing which chicas would engage in this fetish of mine? i have searched diligently on the web to no avail. would it be an escort service? ask around in adelita's? do any of you know specific chicas that offer this?

thanks so much for your help. this is my first post and i thank the community for the awesome resource this forum has been.

[Jim0129]

Sure, I'll be your Wingman, I'm a Tijuana local, I've lived here all my life and I'm also into the hobby, I speak perfect english and I have traveled to Cuba, Prague and Medellin just for monguering, I'm still planning to go to Canada and the Ukraine but haven't found a Wingman that speaks French and Russian.

Anyway, I know what you're going through, if you need an honest man, I'm your man, and I won't charge anything either, I'm always glad to bring a fellow monguer to my city.

PM me when ever you have plans to hit Tijuana, BTW that goes to anyone here! I've gained lots of knowledge from all the forums here, I don't post much but I am willing to give back in situations like the one Dick1 has.


Thanks to everyone who has given me an answer.

I am still amazed at how many beautiful girls that were available in Tijuana.

I've never been to Mexico before, but have been many times in Cuba and Brazil. I think I put Tijuana higher than Rio de Janeiro (now after the disco Help is closed) and also Havana that pricetag is quite similar to Tijuana.

What I wonder is if anyone can recommend even better places in Mexico than Tijuana? I have no other place in Mexico to compare with. I would like to be back in Tijuana soon, but if there are better places for both quality and price wise I do like this new place.

Has anyone possibly a young, intelligent and relatively honest Spanish-speaking wingman who can work a little for me next time I'm in Tijuana? I need someone who can read the situation on the ladies' evening and invite the ladies to my table.

[Heirique]

I stayed in Tijuana last week and foud the motel dias a very nice place to stay. They have comfortable beds. Good showers, porn on tv and secure parking for those who drive.

The price was only $25 for one or $31 for two.

They are located half block from the arch will large illuminates blue sign.

I also only waited less then 1 hour to drive back through customs and agent only looked at my drivers license.

[Derekj6926]

Rolled into Tijuana last Friday night around ten pm checked into my hotel in the Zona Norte and started my rounds. Went through Hong Kong Club and had to resist the temptation to take one of the first ladies I saw. When down the street to Adelita's Bar and looked some sweet ladies over again resisting the temptation. Went across the street to The Tropical Club and saw some sweeties went over to the Chicago Club which was quite dead but I have had great luck in all of the aforementioned clubs. Went back to Hong Kong Bar and took a dark skinned sexy sweetheart upstairs and gave her the loving of her lifetime. Went out for some fresh air after that and took some time to recover, had a taco over by the Chicago Club actually several, such a treat. Circled back around the streets and admired the Street Girls who I found many to be very beautiful, many petite ladies. Went back into Adelita's and took a sweetheart upstairs and did the deed again getting my frustrations all taken care of. Went back into Hong Kong to hang out there were whip cream lesbian shows and a lot of erotic behavior going on. Before I knew it my watch said five am so I went upstairs and went to get some bunk time. Next morning got around noon time went downstairs and there was little NaudiaLee standing on the street so petitie and beautiful by the HK Bar, I decided a great way to start my day was to give her some loving. NaudiaLee has the most sexy petite little body with the most beautiful pussy I believe I have ever seen. NaudiaLee was worth the money just to look at she was so gorgeous but must say her heart was not into her work although I would take her upstairs again just to see her gorgeous sweet little pussy. NaudiaLee was so gorgeous I wanted to DATY but she would not let me. Decided to go up to Hotel Nelson and have lunch which was pretty good. Circled back down into the Zona Norte admiring the Street Girls, decided to take Edith upstair who stands across the street from Hong Kong Club in front of I believe Hotel Eduardo, Edith is a dark complected average height dark skinned lady with long curly hair with african looks. Edith has one of the nicest bodies you will ever see and she truly loves what she does, she is worth every cent times ten. Took a shower and went downstairs again to work on my addiction, oh what a lovely place Zona Norte is, lovely ladies by the hundreds. Later on I decided to go to the Tropical Bar seeing it gets so many great reviews and I now realize why many people enjoy this club. Met up with a lovely there and took her upstair and did she ever give me some great loving oh my oh my, it was not early morning Saturday so I decided to go up to my room and get some more bunk time.

Woke up Sunday morning went up to the little market area by the Arch to have breakfast, invited a four piece band to entertain me for five dollars while I ate, got my shoes shined for two dollars paid for my very good breakfast went around the corner had a sexy lady give me a manicure, circled back into Zona Norte and took the most lovely Street Girl up to my room took care of my manly needs and then took a nice shower, all for less than $50. 00 US. I LOVE MEXICO! Packed up my things, grabbed a cab and went to San Diego. What a lovely trip I had cannot wait to get back there!

[Jalapaa]

Was wondering if any members have procured vitamin V in Tijuana. I have seen the big Pharmacy sign as you cross the border, but have been reluctant to turn right versus going straight to the taxi's. I am getting tired of the $20. 00 / tab in the states and was interested what others have experienced. I assume that it is cheaper, but am concerned about the authenticity of the product. How much / How good?

[Derekj6926]

Was wondering if any members have procured vitamin V in Tijuana. I have seen the big Pharmacy sign as you cross the border, but have been reluctant to turn right versus going straight to the taxi's. I am getting tired of the $20. 00 / tab in the states and was interested what others have experienced. I assume that it is cheaper, but am concerned about the authenticity of the product. How much / How good?I have bought Vitamin V in Tijuana a couple of years ago, I believe I paid $6. 00 for it. What I was told and I am not sure this is true is that it is illegal to carry any drugs on your person. I bought the pill and took my vitamin when I purchased it so I would not be carrying anything. You can purchase anything in Tijuana you want, any earthly desire you may have can be fulfilled there a much more free society that the USA.

[Simonwagstaff]

I have bought Vitamin V in Tijuana a couple of years ago, I believe I paid $6. 00 for it. What I was told and I am not sure this is true is that it is illegal to carry any drugs on your person. I bought the pill and took my vitamin when I purchased it so I would not be carrying anything. You can purchase anything in Tijuana you want, any earthly desire you may have can be fulfilled there a much more free society that the USA.Well, it would seem kind of odd to get in trouble with the law for purchasing something right at the local pharmacy, without any problems. I was sort of wondering this myself, sort

Of. I was there a few weeks ago and went to the pharmacy right as you come through the turnstiles. They wanted 60 bucks for one USA cialis, and 24 bucks for 4 Mexican Cialis. The pills are much bigger and rather crudely formed but it seemed that though perhaps not as potent as the U. S ones (but hard to tell as I only take 1/4 of a 20 mg one) they seemed to do the trick, no problems. I am guessing then that this is a pretty standard price then?

[TomJackin]

Hong Kong:

After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.

I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!

She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.

The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth!

Tropical:

I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.

Adelita:

I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?

La Hacienda:

Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baños. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.

While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.

[TMojoMan]

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.Best.

Tijuana.

Report.

Ever.

[Coolie High]

Hong Kong:

After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.

I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!

She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.

The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth!

Tropical:

I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.

Adelita:

I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?

La Hacienda:

Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baños. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.

While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.Yo Tom BIG GIRLS need love too! LMFAO! Michelin tire sister. That's some funny shit. Great reporting as usual. Try to stay away from the Sasquatch bar next time though. It's not good for the eyes to see tubs of fat bouncing everywhere.

WESTSIDE represent! LOL

[TroyBoy]

Calle 8va #8190 | Zona Centro, Tijuana 22000, Mexico.

I got this address off their website. Where exactly is this hotel? I am quite familiar with Tijuana, but have not been there for over 2 yrs. Is this up Revolution near the Jai alai building?

Thanks!

[TomJackin]

Calle 8va #8190 | Zona Centro, Tijuana 22000, Mexico.

I got this address off their website. Where exactly is this hotel? I am quite familiar with Tijuana, but have not been there for over 2 yrs. Is this up Revolution near the Jai alai building?

Thanks!Across the street of the Jai alai building is the Las Pulgas night club, the hotel is behind the club.

[Neworlean]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso, but the problem is getting Peso. If you go through an ATM you usually pay a fee to your bank and the bank you remove the money from as well as a currency conversion fee. There are currency exchange house all over the city with the daily rate published in big lights. Some do not charge a commission. The rate is basically 13 peso per 1 USD. Therefore if you approach a street girl she will say $20 USD and if you say in peso she will say 250 Peso so you effectively saved 10 peso's which is. 78 cents so don't worry about exchanging money. This is the same case at the bars, so therefore if you exchange currency you will save about 5. Therefore if you are going to spend a $500 you save $25. Ship the hassell.

Hotel: I stayed at the Tropical Hotel, which is really called Hotel Rizo De Oro. The rates is $35 a night and there is a 40% off coupon on there website. Therefore with tax I was charged $24 with tax. For quality you are getting a very good deal. However, I would not recommend it. The problem is that girls from other clubs will not come back to the tropical hotel, nor any other hotel which is not attached to their club (for the most part anything is possible, but not likely). However if you take a girl from the Tropical Hotel there is no additional fee because you are staying there. Also street girls standing in front of a hotel also will not come back to the Tropical Hotel. They will only go to the hotel they are standing in front of. The one catch is that girls who are not standing in front of a hotel will go back to Tropical Hotel and they will allow her in at at no additional fee. There is also another benefit to the Tropical hotel. Many of the girls that work at the Tropical bar and Adeltia live at the hotel and when they are coming in home you can catch them coming home, but this is at 4 am.

The hotel I would suggest is the Hotel Cascadas. The rate $40 a night of weekdays and $50 on weekends. They do not offer any discounts on there website. The benefit of staying at this Hotel is that if you select a girl from Hong Kong, Chevas or any of the girls in front of this hotel you will not pay any additional hotel fee, and that can add up if you are doing multiple girls. The hotel is usually $15 for 30 minutes.

Girls.

Street Girls: For the most part I would say avoid unless you think she is absolutely what you are looking for. They aren't really cheaper than the club girls. First she will usually ask for $20 for straight service, an additional $5 to $10 for a BJ, an additional $5 to $10 to take off her shirt and maybe $5 to $10 for multiple positions. There will also be another $5 for the hotel. Therefore the total for everything can range from $25 to $55, with the average price being $40 because there is room for negotiation. The biggest downfall of street girls is that they are usually less attractive the the club girls.

Club Girls.

Hong Kong: The most fun and exciting place in my opinion, if you are looking for a very energetic strip club environmental with the best looking girls of any of the clubs. The girls asked for anywhere from 600 to 800 pesos (46USD to62) plus hotel. If you are staying at the hotel there is no additional hotel fee. Comparing these prices to the street girls prices this seems like a no brainier when you compare the price / quality. These women are definitely the best looking in Tijuana. This and Adelita are the only clubs in my opinion worth visiting. All girls will ask you to buy them a drink because they receive a ticket (worth money for every drink a guy buys for them)

Adelita Bar: The review of this bar is pretty much the same as Hong KongThis is the only other bar worth visiting in my opinion. They have their own hotel and the prices are similar to Hong Kong. They have plenty of hot women.

Chevas: The prices are the same as Hong Kong however the women are less attractive and this is not a strip club. This is a dancing bar, where primarily Mexican men dance with women, and some take them upstairs. For the most part you see the women sitting, drinking, smoking, and dancing with the guys. The girls receive money for every drink that is purchased for them. One girls told me she receive $5 per drink, but I cannot confirm my Spanish is limited and maybe she was saying the bar gets $5 dollars per drink and the girls get $3. Not sure on the number amounts but they are paid per drink. Biggest problem is that girls are not as hot as HK and they charge the same amount. The same guy owns Tropical, HK and Chevas and he is building and buying more property. He really controls the price.

Tropical: Girls ask for 400 to 700 Peso. You must also pay for a hotel unless you are staying at the Tropical Hotel. There are a few hot women but most of them are subpar. This bar is setup as a dancing bar like Adelita. However it is cheaper. This bar has a few hot girls sprinkled in many average looking girls. This bar is work skipping.

Most of the other bars in city should be avoided. Either the girls aren't attractive or don't offer anything other than dancing and drinking. Many locals come to socialize with the girls, talk with the girls or dance with the girls. Therefore you will be wasting your time and money unless you are looking for more of a 2 hour relationship of drinking and dancing which will run you about $30 an hours. These girls make all there money from selling drinks.

Summary: You think you are saving by going to cheap club and street girls, but in the end you are saving anywhere from $20 to $30 dollars, but instead of stunner you are with average chicks that aren't really all that hot for the most part. During the day you will see the club girls leaving their hotels and sometime you can get a better rate before they go to work, but that is just the luck of the draw.

1) Go to the best clubs.

2) Don't worry about converting money.

3) Try the street taco stand close to Hong Kong.

4) Have fun and don't take this or anything in life to serious. If it ain't fun its not worth doing in Tijuana.

[Member #2041]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso, but the problem is getting Peso. If you go through an ATM you usually pay a fee to your bank and the bank you remove the money from as well as a currency conversion fee. There are currency exchange house all over the city with the daily rate published in big lights. Some do not charge a commission. The rate is basically 13 peso per 1 USD. Therefore if you approach a street girl she will say $20 USD and if you say in peso she will say 250 Peso so you effectively saved 10 peso's which is. 78 cents so don't worry about exchanging money. This is the same case at the bars, so therefore if you exchange currency you will save about 5. Therefore if you are going to spend a $500 you save $25. Ship the hassell.The true benefit of using pesos is much greater if you do it correctly. When the chica says $20, you counter with Dos Cien Pesos. In essence, YOU dictate that the exchange rate is 10-1, not 12. 5 to 1.

[Neworlean]

I completely agree with if you if the girl goes for it. I did not find many girls who would (it seems like these girls have a union or something) , and I really think that they aren't going for it because the exchange rate is plastered on large neon colored signs all over the place. Right across from Adelita is one, and there are numerous other ones on the many side street. The all have big signs say what the exchange rate is. I guess it is just a smart business move since many girls wire the money back to their families. What I have found is that girl who do less business are much more willing to negotiate on everything.

I have been to Tijuana more times, and it amazing to me how little power we guys have. The girls and the owners dictate to us. I guess the rules are the same everywhere in the world. These girls are becoming more like wives. Just kidding.

[TomJackin]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso.I might have to disagree with you on that note as well. I get my pesos before I enter Tijuana, and lately I've been getting almost 13 to 1. Now the bars have caught on and went from 11 to 1, to 12 to 1. It was reported that a couple of places are charging 13 to 1. So in the bars, it is just a matter of change here and there.

But the girls are different. As in my last report,"She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon." So basically I paid about 47 bucks by playing in pesos, instead of $60.

No doubt, some girls are quicker than others, but I always play the pesos in my favor every chance that I get.

BTW, good report and thanks for reporting your thoughts.

[Phordphan]

I completely agree with if you if the girl goes for it. I did not find many girls who would (it seems like these girls have a union or something) , and I really think that they aren't going for it because the exchange rate is plastered on large neon colored signs all over the place. Right across from Adelita is one, and there are numerous other ones on the many side street. The all have big signs say what the exchange rate is. I guess it is just a smart business move since many girls wire the money back to their families. What I have found is that girl who do less business are much more willing to negotiate on everything.

I have been to Tijuana more times, and it amazing to me how little power we guys have. The girls and the owners dictate to us. I guess the rules are the same everywhere in the world. These girls are becoming more like wives. Just kidding.My personal experience, FWIW, is that I've never had a girl adjust the rate up from 10:1. I have had a couple look disappointed that I didn't have dollars. One even asked why I didn't have dollars, and I replied that we're in Mexico, and here we use pesos. She smiled.

Men may have little power, but that is only because they give it away. Feminism has, for years, pounded nonsense into guys' heads. Especially the younger guys. The women has all the power, men are lucky if women notice their existence, men have to take whatever crap they feel like dishing out, etc, etc. The chicas in the alley come up with all sorts of nonsense, and gringo horndogs put up with it. Contrast this with the girls farther up the street. Their looks tend to range more to local tastes, and their clientele is more local. You'll find that there is much less of this BS with these women. Fewer upsells, less attitude, generall speaking. There are exceptions.

My point is that it's a buyer's market. Look around and note the number of customers and compare that with the number of available girls. If one starts the BS, blow her off and move on. There are 100 right behind her. You don't have to be a jerk, but never give up what power you have just because she says so.

[Keg]

Just wanted to say 'Thanks' to the mariachi band on the sidewalk between HK and AB. My ears are still ringing.

They were quietly standing on the sidewalk when I left HK, and for some reason I turned my head to look across the street as I was nearing them, then I got blasted in the ear by the trumpet blare when they suddenly began playing.

[Joe Arturo]

Just wanted to say 'Thanks' to the mariachi band on the sidewalk between HK and AB. My ears are still ringing.

They were quietly standing on the sidewalk when I left HK, and for some reason I turned my head to look across the street as I was nearing them, then I got blasted in the ear by the trumpet blare when they suddenly began playing.Are you sure they were mariachis? Usually there is a banda there

[Joe Arturo]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso, but the problem is getting Peso. If you go through an ATM you usually pay a fee to your bank and the bank you remove the money from as well as a currency conversion fee. There are currency exchange house all over the city with the daily rate published in big lights. Some do not charge a commission. The rate is basically 13 peso per 1 USD. Therefore if you approach a street girl she will say $20 USD and if you say in peso she will say 250 Peso so you effectively saved 10 peso's which is. 78 cents so don't worry about exchanging money. This is the same case at the bars, so therefore if you exchange currency you will save about 5. Therefore if you are going to spend a $500 you save $25. Ship the hassell.This is contrary to my experience. I pay for everything in pesos while in Mexico. It saves me on the hotel, food, women and everything else. I figure that I save about $300 every weekend that I am there. One time I saved over $150 when I bought new tires for my car. I use my ATM card as my bank does not charge a foreign transaction fee. When the casa de cambio is giving 12. 5 per dollar I get 13 per dollar out of the ATM machine even after the fee that the machine takes. If a gal wants to charge higher than 10 to 1 on the exchange rate, I move on to another gal.

[Keg]

Are you sure they were mariachis? Usually there is a banda thereYou are correct, I used the wrong word. It was the banda, they weren't dressed as mariachis.

[Peeking11]

OK, please don't shoot me down for posting a TR on Tijuana. I know most of the information on here has already been shared on this forum but I did want to share a first timer's experience in Tijuana.

- Scheduled time with a couple of Tania's girls.

- Landed in SD and drive a rental down to border.

- Parked right across Jack in the box at the border in San Ysidro.

- Crossed over on foot to Tijuana (20 min walk)

- Took a yellow cab to Hotel Ticuan ($5 and 10 min ride) and checked into a nice room.

- Called Tania and asked one of the girls to come over.

- Hotel lobby called me down to sign on a piece of paper and a copy of my drivers license when the chica arrived.

- Spent an hour with the chica (two pops)

- Confirmed with Tania to send the second chica in an hour.

- Rested and went couple of more pops with the second chica.

- 8:00 PM. 4 pops and I am already spent. I guess I am getting old now.

- Went down to the bar for a couple of drinks and met a real college cutie. She was probably 18 or thereabouts. Had a few drinks with her and popped the question. She said not this time but next time I am in town. Took her number, checked it to make sure it was hers and walked up to my room again.

- I wanted to check the BG scene but did not venture out as I was too tired and spent.

Lessons learnt on this trip:

- You can have a better time here if you know some spanish. I did not know much.

- Hotel Ticuan is really good. I loved the food there and the rooms were really nice.

- Next time, stay for two days. Dedicate one night to the BG scene (I am not really into SG scene)

- These chicas are horny. Great actors. Awesome in bed. Very open minded. And the list goes on.

- Time to consider the blue pill seriously!

Can't wait to come back here soon.

[Baxter Slade]

Headed to Tijuana for Super Bowl weekend on Thursday it was a pretty uneventful weekend. Met up with BG / GF headed to Las Pulgas. Friday hung out in Zona Rio and took in a movie. Saturday morning she got a text from a regular who had just hit town and wanted to meet up with her. She kept telling me its ok yes 200 dollars for a couple hours is alot of money. I guess if you are going to date a prostitute you better not have a jealous bone in your body. Anyway she ended up not going and we spent the day in the park. I was still a little pissed seeing as how she has told me on no more sex in bar only cervezas. But thats ok I let her know I had to leave to meet a friend down in the Zona Saturday for a couple hours. After the park I guess she wanted to make sure if I was going to be in the Zona without her that I did not have anything left in the tank she provided some wild sex all over the room everywhere except the bed, good thing there was not a chandieler.

I was never really sure if I was going to stay for the Super Bowl or just place a bet and watch the game at home. At the last minute I booked the room for another night to see what Super Bowl was like in Tijuana. She had no interest in Americano football, and was going to go to her house and spend the day with her kids. As we were passing the Caliente I decided to drop $100 on the giants and I told her the ticket is hers if the Giants win she will have about $200 if they lose she will have nada. All of a sudden a football fan was created We picked up a Giants hat for her and headed to the Zona. Probably not a good place to watch the Super Bowl everywhere seemed to have the game on but with the Mexican music blaring there was no sound from the game. It was a great game and she really got into it. There was alot of drinking and she was very happy the Giants hung on to win. You would think for sure by now I would remember what happens when she has to much alcohol.

We ended up meeting up with a couple of her friends and we were going to go to Las Pulgas. I sent a text to (FatMan) a guy I had met from another Tijuana board to come and join us he showed up, but we could never quite get everyone together to leave. Buy this point I start to realize the GF is quite drunk. You can always tell when she gets to that point where beer bottles start breaking oooh ooo problemas ahead.

[Baxter Slade]

After about our 5th attempt to leave the bar in the Zona my GF said she was going to the bathroom and then we would go. It seemed like she had been gone awhile so I turned to look around and I see her in a full on fist fight with another lady. Oh shit here we go There were door guys and meseros trying to break it up. I grabbed her and with the help of one of the door guys we got her outside. But she was not finished she is yelling and fighting trying to get back inside. I was trying my hardest to just get her in a cab and get the hell out of there. But she was being totally irrational if I would have gotten anymore physical with her I would be her next victim. The next thing I know the girl she was fighting with came outside, and now I'am right in the middle of them with punches flying all around me. Eventually they get broken up but she is still going loco and I can see a Policia walking over, I tried one last time to get her in the cab, but she wouldn't have any part of that.

Next thing she is trying to argue her case with the Policia, he can see she is crazy barracho and he calls for a back up. At this point I back away and figure it is just best to become a spectator. It is not long and soon she is fighting with the police and getting thrown into a police car. I was not sure what to do next. I have no idea how the Mexican justice system works, is she going to get one phone call. By now my phone is completely dead, I do have her phone with me but I doubt she will even think of calling her phone, hell for all I know they don't even get one phone call.

I went back inside to tell her friend what happened, but her friend did not seem to concerened she was all cuddled up to Fatman with a big smile on her face. I went back outside and found a phone # of a mutual friend of ours on her phone. This guy spoke perfect english and I was sure he would know what to do. The only problem was the # was no good. I was about to just catch a cab and head back to the hotel thinking she new the room # and maybe she would call me there. My biggest dilema was I had her phone her car keys I'd and purse were in the room and I wanted to leave first thing in the morning.

But as fate would have the driver of the cab I got into spoke fairly good english and he had witnessed the whole ordeal. He offered to take me to the police station so we could see what was going on. He turned out to be the right man for the job. At the station he seemed to know most of the officers at the station and he was able to pretty quickly find out what was going on. They wanted like $250 dollars to get her out right then and there. However he said if we wait until they take her to the main jail the cost will probably be alot less. He seemed to be all in he said we may have to wait 45 minutes to an hour for her down at the main jail but that is where she would end up. My next question was what are you going to charge for your services he wanted $30 I guess that was reasonable but I had no idea what it should cost.

I had $70 on me and another $70 in the room so he took my by the hotel to get the rest of the money. Then he suggested we head for a cambio to change some of the money to pesos. Next stop the main jail. I'am sure everyone has seen those Policia pick up trucks loaded with prisoners driving around the city, well this place is the dumping grounds for all those pick ups. Every 5 to 10 minutes a pick up would roll in and dump off a load. Unlike an american jail whenever a pick up would roll in me and the cabbie would stroll over and inspect the load looking for my GF. We were there doing this for almost 3 fucking hours. Finally a closed van backed in, he kind of slammed on the breaks and I heard a scream from inside that I immediately recognized. Sho enough she had made it. It did not take long and they told me they wanted 700 pesos for her. I paid it and I was given a stern warning to make sure she would not show up at the bar for 36 hours or there would be big problems.

Back at the hotel I paid Francisco the cabbie his $30 and a $20 dollar tip. My only regret was not getting Francisco's phone number put into my phone, you never know when he would come in handy. I had already decided she was not getting the $200 Caliente ticket I 'am not up on the peso conversion but I guess what ever I spent to get her out of jail we will just call it a wash. And as far as her punishment for her behavior, no sexo for her the rest of the night.

On a side note the next day I had a chance to meet up with Fatman as we were walking past the rip off joint known as the Playboy Bar. He pointed out the douche bag mesero who he took by the throat and slammed into the wall when the guy had tried to rip him off. No need to worry Fatman if you should have another altercation and you should end up in a Mexican jail, I have now learned exactly where to go to get someone out of jail.

Monday there was a long long line at the border, maybe because of a Mexican holiday. Anyway I jumped in one of those vans and paid the $5 It was the best $5 dollars I ever spent I was in the POE building in 10 minutes. I said I was never going to use those vans, due to the one time I did for some reason they used the Otay Mesa crossing and it took forever. This time it worked great.

Oh yea no one needs to tell me how stupid I'am for hanging out with this loco GF. These Mexican adventures are so much more entertaining than just sitting home and watching TV. Oh shit I forgot to cash the ticket at Caliente I guess I'am now forced to return to Tijuana within the next 60 days.

[TMojoMan]

Oh yea no one needs to tell me how stupid I'am for hanging out with this loco GF. These Mexican adventures are so much more entertaining than just sitting home and watching TV. Oh shit I forgot to cash the ticket at Caliente I guess I'am now forced to return to Tijuana within the next 60 days.Hugo the man! Awesome story. I know the board is really about passing info, but DANG! Reading this story was WAY better than watching Jerry Springer. Glad you're safe.

By the way, have you ever shared the name of your BG / GF? I don't want to get in your action. She just sounds like she'd be a hoot!

[James 006]

I started and plan my next visit to Tijuana.

I wonder if anyone has experience to fly from Tijuana to Cuba?

I come from Europe, intending to kill two birds with one stone.

Someone told me that it is relatively inexpensive flight from Mexico Citty and Cancun to Cuba. What do you think the cost of a flight from Tijuana either directly, if possible, or through Mexico Citty or Cancun?

[Zebel]

I started and plan my next visit to Tijuana.

I wonder if anyone has experience to fly from Tijuana to Cuba?

I come from Europe, intending to kill two birds with one stone.

Someone told me that it is relatively inexpensive flight from Mexico Citty and Cancun to Cuba. What do you think the cost of a flight from Tijuana either directly, if possible, or through Mexico Citty or Cancun?I did that twice last year. See my reports under Cuba section for more detail. The ticket for my first trip cost me $600 and the second ticket $800, both with Aeromexico via Mexico City. There is only one direct charter flight to / from Tijuana and it may not even be in operation anymore. Regardless, the charter flight is your worst option since it is a weekly flight and there has been reports of many delays and even some cancellations. Note that the leg from TIJ to MEX will almost always be red-eye if you don't want to stay overnight in Mexico City.

Hope this helps.

[fredspy]

i can see why you were spent!

i have had great luck with tania's girls, although some of them like to try to watch the mexican soap operas in between acts instead of dedicating the entire hour to their gentleman callers (i am looking at you anabel).

which girls did you see? any observations on them?

fs.


ok, please don't shoot me down for posting a tr on tijuana. i know most of the information on here has already been shared on this forum but i did want to share a first timer's experience in tijuana.

- scheduled time with a couple of tania's girls.

- landed in sd and drive a rental down to border.

- parked right across jack in the box at the border in san ysidro.

- crossed over on foot to tijuana (20 min walk)

- took a yellow cab to hotel ticuan ($5 and 10 min ride) and checked into a nice room.

- called tania and asked one of the girls to come over.

- hotel lobby called me down to sign on a piece of paper and a copy of my drivers license when the chica arrived.

- spent an hour with the chica (two pops)

- confirmed with tania to send the second chica in an hour.

- rested and went couple of more pops with the second chica.

- 8:00 pm. 4 pops and i am already spent. i guess i am getting old now.

- went down to the bar for a couple of drinks and met a real college cutie. she was probably 18 or thereabouts. had a few drinks with her and popped the question. she said not this time but next time i am in town. took her number, checked it to make sure it was hers and walked up to my room again.

- i wanted to check the bg scene but did not venture out as i was too tired and spent.

lessons learnt on this trip:

- you can have a better time here if you know some spanish. i did not know much.

- hotel ticuan is really good. i loved the food there and the rooms were really nice.

- next time, stay for two days. dedicate one night to the bg scene (i am not really into sg scene)

- these chicas are horny. great actors. awesome in bed. very open minded. and the list goes on.

- time to consider the blue pill seriously!

can't wait to come back here soon.

[Peeking11]

I saw Anabel and Dalila. Both were really committed to making me happy but Dalila was something else. I don't think I had a wild go like that in a long long time. I now have a serious thing for the chicas down south and I hope I never get over it.


I can see why you were spent!

I have had great luck with Tania's girls, although some of them like to try to watch the Mexican Soap Operas in between acts instead of dedicating the entire hour to their gentleman callers (I am looking at you Anabel).

Which girls did you see? Any observations on them?

FS.

[TMojoMan]

Sorry. I f*cked up. That was a typo. It should read NORTH of Ticuan. I think it was on NH. I realy can't remember the cross street, but if you see it, you can't miss it. A huge appliance store, washers / dryers, etc, in the window.I'm in Tijuana right now (yay!) and in addition to getting laid, my other passion is getting a bargain. I love knowing that I'm getting a great deal. So as I've been walking around, I've been looking for this appliance store that has the caja de cambio in the back with the really awesome exchange.

I found what *MUST* be the place, but it's not in the area you mentioned. The place I've discovered is a home appliance and electronics outfit called "Elektra." They are on the east side of Constitucion between Benito Juarez (Calle 2ndo) and Carillo Puerto. There is a bank in the back of the store called "Banco Azteca."

The rate wasn't posted outside, but I went in and asked, even though I didn't need to change any money today. The girl behind the counter (and bullet-proof glass) said the rate was 12.49 per dollar on a day when all the signs on the street are advertising 12.25 per dollar. I asked to make sure the rate was for trading dollars into pesos and she confirmed.

[Phordphan]

I'm in Tijuana right now (yay!) and in addition to getting laid, my other passion is getting a bargain. I love knowing that I'm getting a great deal. So as I've been walking around, I've been looking for this appliance store that has the caja de cambio in the back with the really awesome exchange.

I found what *MUST* be the place, but it's not in the area you mentioned. The place I've discovered is a home appliance and electronics outfit called "Elektra." They are on the east side of Constitucion between Benito Juarez (Calle 2ndo) and Carillo Puerto. There is a bank in the back of the store called "Banco Azteca."

The rate wasn't posted outside, but I went in and asked, even though I didn't need to change any money today. The girl behind the counter (and bullet-proof glass) said the rate was 12. 49 per dollar on a day when all the signs on the street are advertising 12. 25 per dollar. I asked to make sure the rate was for trading dollars into pesos and she confirmed.Yep. That sure sounds lik the place, and there couldn't be two of them. Thanks for setting me straight. I really couldn't recall if it was on Con or NH.

[Jalapaa]

Never have done the booths at HK Club. Was wondering what the cost is and typical duration? I appreciate the member's feedback.

[TMojoMan]

Never have done the booths at HK Club. Was wondering what the cost is and typical duration? I appreciate the member's feedback.First, this should be in the HK thread.

To answer your question, it is $22us for 5 minutes (more or less).

Unless you [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off the waiter who sells you the ticket or the girl who runs the booths. My first time there a year ago I overhear the waiter telling the booth person that I was cheap. (If it seemed that way, it was because I was sick and tired of being bothered by the meseros when I clearly did not want their attention.) So the dance was about 2 minutes because I was cheap.

My suggestion is that you take good care of Lily, the booth manager. She is a great girl, even if she is not a BG. She is less a pain in the ass than the meseros and she does not get much attention from customers, so a little attention her way (by which I mean a nice tip of a couple dollars) can be a good then when you get a private.

[TMojoMan]

Yep. That sure sounds lik the place, and there couldn't be two of them. Thanks for setting me straight. I really couldn't recall if it was on Con or NH.I went there today to try to change money. They were offering 12. 1 per dollar to change dollars to pesos on a day when all the booths on the street were offering 12. 36 per dollar. Ah well.

[Phordphan]

I went there today to try to change money. They were offering 12. 1 per dollar to change dollars to pesos on a day when all the booths on the street were offering 12. 36 per dollar. Ah well.Go figure. The rates at the two in the zona (near the cop shop and around the corner) always have the highest rates in LZN, but some days it's no better (or even worse) than the one just past the border crossing.

I have no idea who sets these rates. I think somebody just pulls them out of their ass. :(

[Nexus1]

Hey guys,

I just wanted to know if anyone is going to go to TJs on Valentines.

Is it going to be packed.

[AsianBud]

Hello,

I'm new to the forum. I want to go visit Tijuana during spring break around March 8 to 15th. Can anyone provide a basic guide to help me out around? Like most of you on here, I'm going there mainly for the girls.

Useful information that would be greatly appreciated would be stuff like average cost of girls, street girls etc. How to not get scammed and where to stay for cheap.

[Baxter Slade]

Hello,

I'm new to the forum. I want to go visit Tijuana during spring break around March 8 to 15th. Can anyone provide a basic guide to help me out around? Like most of you on here, I'm going there mainly for the girls.

Useful information that would be greatly appreciated would be stuff like average cost of girls, street girls etc. How to not get scammed and where to stay for cheap.In the tijuana forum go to Streetwalker reports and read post #1839 Super Steve is the author and it will provide you with most of the basic information you are looking for.

[Andorman]

Since I was going to be in San Diego this past weekend it was my intention to do the normal AMP. But after researching the web and this forum I decided my time and loins might be better spent at one of the clubs in Tijuana. I had never been to Mexico and to be quite honest I am getting tired of the usual APM routine.

After my meetings around 7pm I drove to the border and parked at the Jack in the Box. There were so many people just hanging out and watching, I was truly reticent to leave my car parked there. Bt my sense of adventure and my other head got the best of me. I left it there and headed to the pedestrian bridge crossing. I passed at least one border patrol officer on the way over and gave him a nod in acknowledgement. Once over the bride I thought I was finally in Mexico. I found that my phone nav would not work so I just turned it off. It turned out that I had to go through the official border crossing after crossing the bridge. There were a couple of federates with what looked like AK47s. Once again the loins got kept me moving forward despite my fear.

Once through the turnstile finding a cab was very easy. This forum indicate that the price should be 5US. SO I asked the driver to take me to Hong Kong and said $5US. He said no, it is $10. THis was the first of a many Newbie mistakes I made. I paid him the $10US.

Once at Hong Kong, I was not dissappointed. There were many women there that were 9s or even 10s. There are more 6s to 8s. It was incredibly crowded for a Saturday night. For the first half hour I stood and watched the shows that were on stage and off. One guy finally vacated a seat next to the stage and I took that seat. I had my dollar bills at the ready and gave them to a couple of the hot dancing girls. About another hour into my visit. The ladies on the stage left and a guy in a mariachi outfit and a whistle came to the stage. He danced around then started to invite guys onto the stage. I did not know what the hell was going on. Once on stage Mariachi-man would force them to their knees (I wanted to turn away because I did not visit Tijuana to see man on man action). Once on their knees he forced then to drink vodka or some other drink. Strapped to one of Mariachi-man's leg was a stuffed animal that he then forced the guys to pull. Man this was some weird stuff. Later more of the 6s girls joined MM and they all danced and forced more guys to drink. I left that stage because I found that scene a little to freaky for my taste.

I spotted one of the 9s dancing on the bar and went over a sat there. She was a beauty. Awesome ass. Great size normal tits. I gave a here a couple of dollars and was not sure how to asks her to sit with me. When I gave her my third dollar I asked her when she would be available. I guess I said the wrong thing because she refused my dollars from that point on. I got the message and moved.

I guess I did not know the rules of engagement. But I was tired of watching and was ready to do some serious touching and some serious fucking. There was a line a okay looking gals lining the stair railing. I asked one of them if she would sit with me and she said yes. Her English was great. I was thankful as I do not know a lick of Spanish. This woman went by the name of "Blue" she had a nice ass, be-size tits and talked a bit too much. We went upstairs and chatted it up a bit. I bought her a required drink and she asked if I just wanted to talk. I told her I was not certain of the rules and to educate me.

She said we could have a private dance in one of the booths for $21US or go and have sex at one of the hotels where the room was $16US. After a while I said let's go over to the hotel. It was cold so at the door to outside I paid $1 for a robe for my lady Blue. We went to the hotel next door which was under construction. It reminded me of the set up that I have seen in Europe. We go to the front desk, pay for the room for 30 minutes, get a condom and lube and head up to our room. As soon as we are in there she starts taking off her cloths. She asked if I wanted cloths on or off and how I liked it. I am majorly into having my lady cum the way that is her favorite so I asked her what she was in to? She was 20 years old and was not sure but she said she was open to anything. Awesome! Started with kissing and heavy petting then BJ. 69, cg, mish, and I finally came during doggy. A thoroughly good experience. I was good for at least 2 more pops but time was up. She asked for her tip based on these forums I gave her $60US. She said the rate was $90US. I paid it. Got the feeling that this was my second Newbie mistake.

It was late so I decided to head back to the border (yes I pad another $10US for the taxi). Once at the customs, the US agent asked for my passport. I did not bring it with. I only had my DL and a credit card. He gave me a hard time for about 5 minutes then let me through. Crossed the bridge back into the good old USofA and found my rental car still there.

I would have come back for another night but if passports really are required, I did not want to risk getting stuck on the wrong side of the border. All in all an awesome experience. If I lived in San Diego, I would truly visit Tijuana every week. Might even learn the language. It was definitely a welcome change to the AMPs.

[AsianBud]

Adorman,

Wow that was a detailed explaination. Thank you. I am going there around spring break and will prolly follow your footstep. I wonder what Would happen if I said no to the 10 dollar taxi. Or maybe only give the girl 60 dollars instead of 90. You think it would be a good idea to negotiate the rate before going off to the hotel? Or pay her first in the room then have sex?

[Phordphan]

Ahh, grasshopper! Ignore the valuable information posted on this board at your peril! Follow it and your wallet will thank you. :D

Seriously, thanks for the great TR. As long as you realize newbie mistakes, and don't repeat them, it's OK.

You did fine.

In the future, if you're going to take a yellow taxi to the zona, just get in. Give him $5 at the end of the trip. Don't accept any BS. You can give him an extra $1 if he's a funny guy or something. On the way back, I always catch a taxi libre in the alley and give him a 5 spot at the end. It's more than they usually get and they appreciate it. If you snag a waiting taxi in front of the club, just say "five dollars?" If they go up, blow him off and go to the next guy.

Loads of HK chicas like to try and fleece newbies. $80. $100 quotes are not uncommon. The only mistake you made was in not asking up front. It's difficult to haggle over price, especially for newbies, but you at least have to establish a baseline. That way there are no unpleasant surprises later.

I'd love to know what you said to the dancing girl that made her actually refuse tips! Wow! I think that's a first. If you want them to come sit with you, just tip them and motion for them to come sit with you. That's it. She may come down immediately, she may finish her set. I've had them do both, but the first is more common.

You won't get stuck on the MX side of the border if you don't have your passport, but you can get stuck in some really long lines and put up with uncle sam's pedantic bullshit.

Good luck with your next visit.

[TomJackin]

good trip report.

just a couple of thoughts:

when the forum talks about parking at jack-in-the-box, they are referring to the $5 for 8 hours parking lot behind the jack-in-the-box. so at least you saved 5 bucks there, but i would not advise you park there again.

the most you should ever pay for a cab is $5 going either way. if the guy blows you off, just go to the next one. when you are approaching the second turnstile, turn right and go out of that turnstile, which puts you on the street with a butt load of cabs.

the mariachi-man onstage was either speedy or one of his cohorts. they are pouring tequila down the throats of volunteers. if i would have been there, you would have seen my dumb ass on stage, it's the only freebee you can get at hk, plus there are always girls that can be felt up while getting fed free tequila; it's a win-win situation.

as phordphan commented, set the price and what you expect from the girl before you head to the hotel. it makes things go a lot smoother. many of the girls are asking 90, 80, and 70. but most of them will go up for 60us and many will go up for 600 pesos.

[James 006]

I see that airfares to San Diego is much higher than Los Angeles in the period I can travel. I wonder how I can get from Los Angeles Airport to the Mexican border. Is there some easy travel options? I will be in Tijuana for a week and would rather not rent a car. Thank you in advance for tips.

[Artisttyp]

I see that airfares to San Diego is much higher than Los Angeles in the period I can travel. I wonder how I can get from Los Angeles Airport to the Mexican border. Is there some easy travel options? I will be in Tijuana for a week and would rather not rent a car. Thank you in advance for tips.There is $1 bus I believe leaving from downtown LA. LAX is about a 45 minute ride to downtown depending on traffic. Also worth checking are train schedules. $1 bus seats are limited to only a few per ride. Otherwise I * think the fare is around $20 +

If I was you I'd pay the extra money and fly into SD. Between the hassles and cab fares you wind up running around like a headless chicken. God knows how many times I've tried saving a few dollars and it made my travel experience absolutely miserable.

Don't do that to yourself.

[Keg]

I see that airfares to San Diego is much higher than Los Angeles in the period I can travel. I wonder how I can get from Los Angeles Airport to the Mexican border. Is there some easy travel options? I will be in Tijuana for a week and would rather not rent a car. Thank you in advance for tips.

D1,

Your question reminds me of the old REM song,"Can't get there from here".

If you're already committed to LAX. One option is to take a Super Shuttle van from LAX to San Diego, and then at the airport get the bus into SD and then the tram to San Ysidro / Border. It is time consuming.

Just how much is the difference in cost for you to fly into SD? If you are staying in Tijuana for a week, it would seem the better option to just fly into SD. Just my two cents.

Have a fun trip.

[2nd Chance]

In a recent post, there was mention that they had trouble finding their way around because they could not access google maps because they had no cell reception. I have an android phone and the Google Maps application allows me to "cache" maps for offline use. You can pre-download maps for the area you are traveling to and access them offline. I usually turn my cellphone to Airplane Mode, and leave the GPS on.

* For iPhone users, there is a tutorial at this link:

http://webdesignerwall.com/general/using-iphone-gps-map-without-a-data-plan-or-wifi-connection

* For Windows 7 phones, there is a tutorial at this link:

http://7seriesphone.com/news/google-maps-gets-offline-download-area-feature.html

* For Android, there is a tutorial at this link:

http://googleblog.********.com/2011/07/download-map-area-added-to-labs-in.html

Android users: If you need "other" maps, like topographical or aerials, consider purchasing BackCountry Navigator. You can download free offline maps, as well. There are maps for almost every place on this planet!

If you are familiar with the Google Maps I created, you can download all the locations in a single KML file, then import them into BackCountry Navigator.

Here's a link to my Google Map:

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=107598731106807986723.000494bd356601aa1ffbb

Pretty cool and a fine value for only $10. I use this a lot for hiking. 4-wheeling, and street navigation, when no cell signal is available.

Good luck and happy mongering!

[Zebel]

I see that airfares to San Diego is much higher than Los Angeles in the period I can travel. I wonder how I can get from Los Angeles Airport to the Mexican border. Is there some easy travel options? I will be in Tijuana for a week and would rather not rent a car. Thank you in advance for tips.This is what I typically do when I fly back to LAX from my international destinations.

Take Flyaway shuttle from LAX to Union Station in downtown LA ($7 and 30 minutes). They have stops outside every terminal. Easy to find. Then take Pacific Surfliner (Amtrak) to Downtown San Diego (about $35 and 2. 5 hours). Your last leg will be taking Trolley from Downtown San Diego to the Border.

You can also take a direct bus from LA to Tijuana. But I don't know how this one works.

[Jim0129]

I don't know how much is the difference of the price between flying into LAX or SAN, but I had the same problem last year when I took my trip to Medellin Colombia, the flight round trip from San Diego was $300. 00 more than the flight from Los Angeles.

I looked at all the options and after considering all the variables, cost, time, difficulty, etc. I ended up renting a compact car for a day each way, you see, most of the big car rental companies let you rent the car in one city and leave it in another if you just ask, so I rented it in the San Diego airport and left it in the Los Angeles Airport, when I got back I did the same thing.

In your particular case, you can take it out at LAX and leave it in SAN, and once you get to San Diego you can scope the place out, drive all the way to the border (without crossing it!) , take a look at the trolley stations, look for your hotel (if you're staying in SAN) , you don't have to carry your bags arround, it's a lot faster getting into the car rental company than going to the bus station because the car companies have shuttle buses going back and forth from the airports.

In the end, on my trip I saved arround $150. 00 from the $300. 00 difference between the two airports, in Medellin $150. 00 goes a long way.

This is just another option, I don't know what the difference between the two airports is for you, maybe it's not even worth the hassle and just fly into SAN like others say!


I see that airfares to San Diego is much higher than Los Angeles in the period I can travel. I wonder how I can get from Los Angeles Airport to the Mexican border. Is there some easy travel options? I will be in Tijuana for a week and would rather not rent a car. Thank you in advance for tips.

[Daytonamonger]

This is what I typically do when I fly back to LAX from my international destinations.

Take Flyaway shuttle from LAX to Union Station in downtown LA ($7 and 30 minutes). They have stops outside every terminal. Easy to find. Then take Pacific Surfliner (Amtrak) to Downtown San Diego (about $35 and 2. 5 hours). Your last leg will be taking Trolley from Downtown San Diego to the Border.

You can also take a direct bus from LA to Tijuana. But I don't know how this one works.I second this route. The 7 dollar fly away and 25-35 dollar train fare to Sante Fe station in San Diego is probably as cheap as you can get for public transportation. But this is only if you can not fly into san diego proper. Being a nonrevenue passenger sometimes you have to take a flight to where you can get a seat and this is what I do. Surfliner has great service with outlets to plug your cell phone into to recharge. Plus you get a great view of the pacific coast!

[RomanyStar]

I recently spent a couple hours with Nelly from Tania's.

As always, an easy meeting at MickyD's and a ride off to Premier. Note that the cost for the room is $20 additional to the posted prices.

It has to be a 100% great time for me to bother to pass it along here, but in this case it was that and more.

Great body, skills, and attitude. Not quite as slender as the pics. I prefer close to the bone. She is firm, not at all flabby. My Spanish is OK so there was no communication issue. I don't think she has a lot of English, but it may be that if I was not able to communicate she would have stretched that way. Menu included DFK, BBBJ, DATY and multiple positions, didn't try for anal. Tania's girls are always fresh, and most tell me they often see only a single client a day. No rush at all, she spent the entire time making me feel like her long lost BF. One of the best in many years visiting Tijuana.

[SuperSteve]

The Surfliner is a way to get to Tijuana that I greatly enjoy. I will be on it tomorrow. For me it is about three hours, each way, including the blue line, and $48. 40 R / T. This is less than I would spend in gas, and depending upon traffic not much more in time.

A few thoughts about travel from LAX / Tijuana would involve time.

I don't know how long it would take to get from LAX to Union Station but I would imagine 30 minutes to an hour. The Amtrak from Union Station (LAX in Amtrak Terms) to San Diego Station (SAN) would be just under three hours. Unless you hit the blue line perfectly you will add another hour, but 45 minutes at best. Using this scenario you are talking about almost 5 hours to get to the border, about $45. 50 total cost. If you are over 62 it would lower the Amtrak, blue line, portion by about $5. 00 each way.

On the reverse trip you will also need to factor the day and time for the border crossing. It will be anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours. If you have to be at the airport at least an hour before your flight that means leaving Tijuana 9-10 hours before your flight leaves. It also will add another $45. 50 to the cost. All added up it will cost you about $90. 00, but 11-12 hours of time, round trip.

For me, I would not want to fly to California and then probably take more time in getting to Tijuana, than it took me to fly to California, but that is just me. I don't know what the savings are, but it would have to be very substantial for me to invest this much time, and effort.

Health & happiness to all.

[DrSexalot]

Its a nice place to stay for an overnighter. Its a love motel and it is not anyplace close to the zona.

If you want to stay really close just stay at Leyva next to Chicago Club.

If you want a nicer hotel not to far away. Try the Ticuan. Very popular for the weekend guys. Its a real hotel.

El Parador is the same as Premier and cheaper. Better Jacuzzi rooms.

If your plan is to go in an out for a weekend? Than go to Ticuan. If you want to me close to the action. Lleyva.

Love motels (like little appartments. You park underneath) than Premier, La Manson or El Perador all about the same. With El Parador my personal favorite and a great jacuzzi suite for 480 pesos.Hey Guys, never been to tijuana before, quick question.

Its my impression after reading through the blog that the love motes (premier, la manson, el perador) are not "real hotels" but are just for 3-4hr renal. Is this true for ALL of them? I really like the pics on the web site of el parador. But I need a hotel for about 5 days where I get a key to the room and I can come and go as I please (weds through sun) and I want to stay in Tijuana. I am going there for one reason only and thats to fuck! I was planning on mostly using escorts because I like the GFE and I don't want to be rushed by fucking girls at HK for 30mins at a time.

And if I can't stay at one of the "love motels" what would be my next best option? It seems like guys like Hotel Ticuan. I do not want to pay an arm and a leg for a room but I don't want to stay at a dump either.

[Phordphan]

Hey Guys, never been to tijuana before, quick question.

Its my impression after reading through the blog that the love motes (premier, la manson, el perador) are not "real hotels" but are just for 3-4hr renal. Is this true for ALL of them? I really like the pics on the web site of el parador. But I need a hotel for about 5 days where I get a key to the room and I can come and go as I please (weds through sun) and I want to stay in Tijuana. I am going there for one reason only and thats to fuck! I was planning on mostly using escorts because I like the GFE and I don't want to be rushed by fucking girls at HK for 30mins at a time.

And if I can't stay at one of the "love motels" what would be my next best option? It seems like guys like Hotel Ticuan. I do not want to pay an arm and a leg for a room but I don't want to stay at a dump either.The love motels really aren't set up for long term stays. You could, but I'm not sure how comfortable or convenient it may be. And some may not allow all night rentals on the weekends, or will charge you a fortune for such.

The only two realistic options are Ticuan and Pueblo Amigo. Both are nice. Both are similarly priced. The PA has specials for Mon - Thu stays, which put them on par, pricewise, with Ticuan. Except that the PA charges tax on top of the room price.

You can google them both. They both have web sites where you can book a room. The PA has an English option, but the Ticuan does not.

PA is within walking distance of the border, Ticuan is a $5 cab ride to the border. With escorts, it won't matter.

Rooms are around $60USD per night, a bit more on the weekends.

Another legit option, but not nearly as nice, would be two hotels on Revu, Caesar and Espana. Around $35 weekdays, $40-ish on weekends. Much like a Super 8, or some such. Clean, comfortable, basic. You'll need to book the rooms in person, IIRC.

Other than that, you can search the forums for long-term stays at the short-time hotels in the zona. If you're going for escorts, you probably don't want to do this. No point.

[RomanyStar]

I've spent many nights at Premier, and a few at La Mansion. The beds are better at Mansion, the room service better at Premier. Free wifi at Premier, none at Mansion. There have been times when overnight on weekends was not possible, and others when it was welcome. Always a premium price for Friday thru Sunday nights.

When I am trying to impress a new novia the Lucerna is my choice. It is near La Mansion in the Zona Rio. A good solid 3-4 star spot that doesn't draw the hard partying US tourist crowd. Walking through the lobby with a girl 40 years younger has never been an issue. Easily within the $5 cab range of the Frontera or downtown.


Hey Guys, never been to tijuana before, quick question.

Its my impression after reading through the blog that the love motes (premier, la manson, el perador) are not "real hotels" but are just for 3-4hr renal. Is this true for ALL of them? I really like the pics on the web site of el parador. But I need a hotel for about 5 days where I get a key to the room and I can come and go as I please (weds through sun) and I want to stay in Tijuana. I am going there for one reason only and thats to fuck! I was planning on mostly using escorts because I like the GFE and I don't want to be rushed by fucking girls at HK for 30mins at a time.

And if I can't stay at one of the "love motels" what would be my next best option? It seems like guys like Hotel Ticuan. I do not want to pay an arm and a leg for a room but I don't want to stay at a dump either.

[Artisttyp]

Unfortunately there are reports of a smoking ban taking place now in the Zona Norte. I believe it extends beyond the Zona Norte as well. HK club hasn't put out ashtrays and never did Adelitas. Reports on another forum mention all clubs / bars in the zona have been like this for the past few days.

I wrote an emotional post on another forum regarding "Above All" law making and Nanny State governing so I won't bore you guys with it here.

When the ban hit New York City it was a foot in the door for a mess of other regulations that soon followed. I am glad you non smokers are happy with this new law but don't come crying when the ruling majority tampers with something you like to do.

Nothing it to be taken too seriously regarding crap like this in Mexico. Things could change in a heartbeat. However at the present time reports are as such.

Any guys on the ground care to share info?

[Immortal]

I was there last night and as far as the inside the zona bars are concerned it is true. Smoking is no longer allowed inside the clubs or the adjoining hotels. All ashtrays have been removed and no smoking signs are posted in all clubs. As a smoker I couldn't believe it. Every time I wanted to smoke I had to go outside into the cold. Luckily I was with friends so we took turns so we wouldn't lose our table. This is a major negative and will definitely give me seconds thoughts about going down again. This is just the beginning.

What's next, no alcohol!

[Sock111]

Unfortunately there are reports of a smoking ban taking place now in the Zona Norte. I believe it extends beyond the Zona Norte as well. HK club hasn't put out ashtrays and never did Adelitas. Reports on another forum mention all clubs / bars in the zona have been like this for the past few days.

I wrote an emotional post on another forum regarding "Above All" law making and Nanny State governing so I won't bore you guys with it here.

When the ban hit New York City it was a foot in the door for a mess of other regulations that soon followed. I am glad you non smokers are happy with this new law but don't come crying when the ruling majority tampers with something you like to do.

Nothing it to be taken too seriously regarding crap like this in Mexico. Things could change in a heartbeat. However at the present time reports are as such.

Any guys on the ground care to share info?Just came back from HK and there was no smoking ban. I didn't pay attention if there were ash trays, but I saw plenty of people smoking.

[Sock111]

I've spent many nights at Premier, and a few at La Mansion. The beds are better at Mansion, the room service better at Premier. Free wifi at Premier, none at Mansion. There have been times when overnight on weekends was not possible, and others when it was welcome. Always a premium price for Friday thru Sunday nights.

When I am trying to impress a new novia the Lucerna is my choice. It is near La Mansion in the Zona Rio. A good solid 3-4 star spot that doesn't draw the hard partying US tourist crowd. Walking through the lobby with a girl 40 years younger has never been an issue. Easily within the $5 cab range of the Frontera or downtown.

I just want to add that La Mansion is only $30 a night. I've stayed there from 8 pm to 8am in the morning. It is not a 3-4 hour hotel as previously mentioned. The room was very nice and the bed better then average. Also, they keep your ID as a kind of deposit until you check out.

[Artisttyp]

Just came back from HK and there was no smoking ban. I didn't pay attention if there were ash trays, but I saw plenty of people smoking.This information conflicts with a Tijuana based forum. There are numerous people posting that nobody was allowed to smoke last night and previous nights this week. The ban started on Feb 16th at 8pm. Maybe some people are still getting away with it before the waiters arrive.

I am dying to know what the deal is.

[Phordphan]

This information conflicts with a Tijuana based forum. There are numerous people posting that nobody was allowed to smoke last night and previous nights this week. The ban started on Feb 16th at 8pm. Maybe some people are still getting away with it before the waiters arrive.

I am dying to know what the deal is.IIRC, the smoking ban has been "in effect" since 2008. No smoking in any bars, restaurants, etc, etc, etc. However, I *think* if the business builds a completely enclosed area, then smokers can light up in that area. Which ain't going to happen in HK or any other Tijuana bar.

My guess is that somebody higher up decided to crack down on Tijuana. After all, cigarettes are killing, via second hand smoke, thousands more every year than silly little things like the drug cartels. <heavy sarcasm> We must get our priorities on order, after all.

[SuperSteve]

This morning I was arrested coming out of Adelitas.

I decided to stay up all night and leave for the border at 6 AM. I left Adelitas and jumped in a cab. The driver says,"Why are the Policia pulling me over, I haven't done anything". He come back to the car and says,"They want to talk to you". They take everything out of my pockets and put it on the trunk of the cab, and ask me if I have any drugs. Duh, no.

They then tell me that a lady made a complaint about me for "bothering her". They also say that they have it on a camera. I say can I see it, and they tell me to get in the car, and that I must go to the jail. The pictures on TV do not really do justice to what a real sh*thole it is.

I am put before the "judge", who I think may have been a sergeant. He finds me guilty and I have a choice of 24 hours in jail, or 1, 000 peso fine. I opt for the 1, 000 peso fine. They put me back in the car and we drive round for a while, and stop at a car with a lady and kid, in the car with a guy on the outside. They get out and talk. They get back in the car and ask me if I have the fine. I give them the 80 dollars and they take me to the border, joking that this is my cab ride. A very interesting trip to Tijuana.

Health & happiness to all.

[Joe Arturo]

Just came back from HK and there was no smoking ban. I didn't pay attention if there were ash trays, but I saw plenty of people smoking.I don't know when you were at HK but there has been a smoking ban here since Thursday. All of the placeshave no smoking signs posted all over the place. I was in HK last nighf and the giant screen behind the main bar stated with huge letters "PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE". Any time that somebody lit up security was there immediately to have him put it out. Right now a club can be shut down if tbey allow smoking.

[Joe Arturo]

This information conflicts with a Tijuana based forum. There are numerous people posting that nobody was allowed to smoke last night and previous nights this week. The ban started on Feb 16th at 8pm. Maybe some people are still getting away with it before the waiters arrive.

I am dying to know what the deal is.It has been illegal to smoke in bars and restaurants for about 4 years now. The bars in Tijuana and Mexicali have been ignoring the law. The word on the street is that the Federal government has ordered compliance with the law here.

[Keg]

This morning I was arrested coming out of Adelitas.

They then tell me that a lady made a complaint about me for "bothering her". They also say that they have it on a camera. I say can I see it, and they tell me to get in the car, and that I must go to the jail. The pictures on TV do not really do justice to what a real sh*thole it is.SS,

Bummer story. You didn't say if it was all bullshit, or if you actually did something to the lady who made the charge. Just curious where exactly it happened, in AB or outside in front of the club?

[Reinaldo]

You didn't pay a fine. You paid a bribe. When you pay a fine you get a receipt.


This morning I was arrested coming out of Adelitas.

I decided to stay up all night and leave for the border at 6 AM. I left Adelitas and jumped in a cab. The driver says,"Why are the Policia pulling me over, I haven't done anything". He come back to the car and says,"They want to talk to you". They take everything out of my pockets and put it on the trunk of the cab, and ask me if I have any drugs. Duh, no.

They then tell me that a lady made a complaint about me for "bothering her". They also say that they have it on a camera. I say can I see it, and they tell me to get in the car, and that I must go to the jail. The pictures on TV do not really do justice to what a real sh*thole it is.

I am put before the "judge", who I think may have been a sergeant. He finds me guilty and I have a choice of 24 hours in jail, or 1, 000 peso fine. I opt for the 1, 000 peso fine. They put me back in the car and we drive round for a while, and stop at a car with a lady and kid, in the car with a guy on the outside. They get out and talk. They get back in the car and ask me if I have the fine. I give them the 80 dollars and they take me to the border, joking that this is my cab ride. A very interesting trip to Tijuana.

Health & happiness to all.

[Reinaldo]

I wasn't planning on commenting but you whining smokers need to get a grip.

[Reinaldo]

I wouldn't rule out that you could stay at one of the love motels particularly one of the older ones like El Parador or Los Pinos. In recent years quite a number of love motels have been built in Tijuas and the older ones may be finding it more difficult to compete. Why not call and inquire?


Hey Guys, never been to tijuana before, quick question.

Its my impression after reading through the blog that the love motes (premier, la manson, el perador) are not "real hotels" but are just for 3-4hr renal. Is this true for ALL of them? I really like the pics on the web site of el parador. But I need a hotel for about 5 days where I get a key to the room and I can come and go as I please (weds through sun) and I want to stay in Tijuana. I am going there for one reason only and thats to fuck! I was planning on mostly using escorts because I like the GFE and I don't want to be rushed by fucking girls at HK for 30mins at a time.

And if I can't stay at one of the "love motels" what would be my next best option? It seems like guys like Hotel Ticuan. I do not want to pay an arm and a leg for a room but I don't want to stay at a dump either.

[Artisttyp]

It has been illegal to smoke in bars and restaurants for about 4 years now. The bars in Tijuana and Mexicali have been ignoring the law. The word on the street is that the Federal government has ordered compliance with the law here.We will see where this goes. When it happened in NYC it was a foot in the door for a whole mess of other restrictions and violations like outdoor noise and 100 year old cabaret law that prohibited dancing and liquor without a special license. They are hard to get these days because they are so limited. Nobody wants to deal with shithole bars and the degenerates who frequent them.

There is a lot going on with Tijuana politics these days as usual. Some Woman is trying to close the zona down overhyping false facts. Forgot the wench's name already.

I am not crazy about cigarettes either but when you start governing with an "above the law" mentality issues arise. Look at the USA now. Everybody wants to get in your business and it's doing more harm than good. Good for you guys that don't smoke but don't come crying when something you like is affected by it and your vice is restricted.

[SuperSteve]

I did nothing to anyone. As a matter of fact, I was just chilling for the last 2-3hours waiting to head back home, and hadn't spoken to any one. I do not know who it was in the car, but I had never seen her before, and she didn't look like a working girl.

I walked down to the corner and got in a white cab. They pulled us over immediately. I don't think the cab driver was in on it, but who knows.

It was a pure and simple shake down, although they did not take all my money, which surprised me.

I had always felt very comfortable in Tijuana, I think now I will be going to my KMP more often now to session.

[The Tall Man]

This morning I was arrested coming out of Adelitas.

I decided to stay up all night and leave for the border at 6 AM. I left Adelitas and jumped in a cab. The driver says,"Why are the Policia pulling me over, I haven't done anything". He come back to the car and says,"They want to talk to you". They take everything out of my pockets and put it on the trunk of the cab, and ask me if I have any drugs. Duh, no.

They then tell me that a lady made a complaint about me for "bothering her". They also say that they have it on a camera. I say can I see it, and they tell me to get in the car, and that I must go to the jail. The pictures on TV do not really do justice to what a real sh*thole it is.

I am put before the "judge", who I think may have been a sergeant. He finds me guilty and I have a choice of 24 hours in jail, or 1, 000 peso fine. I opt for the 1, 000 peso fine. They put me back in the car and we drive round for a while, and stop at a car with a lady and kid, in the car with a guy on the outside. They get out and talk. They get back in the car and ask me if I have the fine. I give them the 80 dollars and they take me to the border, joking that this is my cab ride. A very interesting trip to Tijuana.

Health & happiness to all.WOW SS you dodged a bullet! Stay safe please.

The Tall Man

[TomJackin]

I did nothing to anyone. As a matter of fact, I was just chilling for the last 2-3hours waiting to head back home, and hadn't spoken to any one. I do not know who it was in the car, but I had never seen her before, and she didn't look like a working girl.

I walked down to the corner and got in a white cab. They pulled us over immediately. I don't think the cab driver was in on it, but who knows.

It was a pure and simple shake down, although they did not take all my money, which surprised me.

I had always felt very comfortable in Tijuana, I think now I will be going to my KMP more often now to session.Damn Steve, why in the hell are you hanging out that late. We both know that you are too damn old (me too) to be up that late. I got shook down at 7pm on NYE, but the fucks didn't take my money or cart my ass off to jail either. What did you see on the video?

I was looking for you last night, but I guess you were too busy molesting women, or at least one for sure.:D

It's a damn shame that they don't leave us old fucks alone!

[SuperSteve]

I asked to see "the camera" (is what they said) , and I was told that I would have to stay in jail until tomorrow, or I could post a bail of $1, 000 pesos. The most amazing party was my "bail" was much less than I had in cash. I can assure you that the Tijuana jail that I saw was not a place that I wanted to be for 5 minutes.

I had decided to stay up all night, and not get a hotel. I was just sitting in Adelitas for about2-3 hours. I didn't even talk to anyone. At 6 AM I was on the way to the border. I think that they marked me before I even got in the cab while walking from Adelitas to the corner.

[Simonwagstaff]

I am always sure to be out of the zona by 8:00 pm at the latest. I have never had any trouble but I am sure it is there if I go looking for it. I am sure that you were not, likely just the only available gringo at the time.

[Phordphan]

I asked to see "the camera" (is what they said) , and I was told that I would have to stay in jail until tomorrow, or I could post a bail of $1, 000 pesos. The most amazing party was my "bail" was much less than I had in cash. I can assure you that the Tijuana jail that I saw was not a place that I wanted to be for 5 minutes.

I had decided to stay up all night, and not get a hotel. I was just sitting in Adelitas for about2-3 hours. I didn't even talk to anyone. At 6 AM I was on the way to the border. I think that they marked me before I even got in the cab while walking from Adelitas to the corner.That really sucks! And, yes, your were targeted. The part that really bothers me is how elaborate their scheme was. A phoney judge and assorted BS. The weird part is that they only wanted 1,000MXN.

Here's a link, which may be helpful. The Tijuana Sindicatura tend to take this shit seriously. It's easy to fill out. You should, and then let us know what happens, one way or another.

http://www.sindicatura.gob.mx/complaints/index.asp

[Artisttyp]

Damn Steve, why in the hell are you hanging out that late.I agree with tom. Being around the zona at 6am is a bad idea. To be out at that time you need to be loaded or getting into trouble. Either way it is a great time to shake people down. Here in NYC you read stories about shootings and fights that happen on Sunday AM around the same time. People are all drugged up or patience levels are sporadic due to being up all night.

Glad you got through it ok SS. That is a total buzzkill.

[SuperSteve]

I agree that wandering around the city at 6 AM is not a good idea. I had been sitting in Adelitas for a few hours waiting until 6 AM so I could catch the trolley back to Amtrak. The ladies know me well enought in there, especially at that hour, and no lady even approached me.

I had just walked out the door and immediately got into a white cab. They lit us up prior to Constitucion, and pulled us over just after. I actually think they had to be waiting outside Adelitas for anyone to come out, especially by themselves. I was just the unfortunate one who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I wrongly figured if I just walked out the door, and got in a cab, I would be okay A very wrong guess.

Health & happiness to all.

[Ath Trainer]

I agree that wandering around the city at 6 AM is not a good idea. I had been sitting in Adelitas for a few hours waiting until 6 AM so I could catch the trolley back to Amtrak. The ladies know me well enought in there, especially at that hour, and no lady even approached me.

I had just walked out the door and immediately got into a white cab. They lit us up prior to Constitucion, and pulled us over just after. I actually think they had to be waiting outside Adelitas for anyone to come out, especially by themselves. I was just the unfortunate one who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I wrongly figured if I just walked out the door, and got in a cab, I would be okay A very wrong guess.

Health & happiness to all.You would have been better off walking back to the border, LOL. The street thugs would have been asleep by then. Only the real thieves in the cars with the lights on them are up at that hour. Nothing like a little southern hospitality to encourage an out of towner to come back and spend their $.

[TomJackin]

After parking at the Duty Free lot, I went shopping for some necessary adult beverages. I was told I was allowed to bring 3 bottles across, so I bought 3 bottles, one bottle of Corralejo (Blanco) for $18 for myself, and a couple of bottles of Baileys, which were on sale for 2 for $29, for one of my favorites. In between the turnstiles, I was told that I had to push that silly button to get either the green or red light to get searched or not; I got the green light. But then the military dudes called me over for a search. I said,"Dudes! I got the damn green light, what the hell?" They didn't search very hard, and I joked with them the whole time; no big deal.

Stayed at the Ticuan as usual. One note about the place. They run a credit card, but it is not for room or bar service goodies, it is in case of room damage or if the remote for the TV comes up missing. If you want to charge stuff to the room, you have to create an account with your credit card with a specific amount on it. Then at check out, you can either leave it on the card or pay in cash for the amount charged.

For whatever reason, HK was quite packed in the late afternoon; maybe the holiday weekend had something to do with it. On my way from HK to the taco stand, I heard my name and it was one of my favorite HK girls getting out of a cab. She just came from the doctor and explained that she fell down and banged up one of her knees. She also said she wasn't working, so I asked why she was in the Zona and she told me that she lives in the HK hotel. So together, we ruled out sex positions. No doggy, check, no cowgirl, check. I asked,"Baby, does it hurt to lay on your back with your legs in the air?" She laughed and said no. We made a lunch date for Saturday.

My friends, Sid and his wife, picked me up at the arch and we headed out to a couple of bars in the La Mesa area. I call them my parents, even though they are not much older than me. Mainly because they scold me when I do stupid shit, which seems more often than not. But before they picked me up, I was standing around with my thumb up my ass, when I heard these dudes calling me from that strip club that is next to hotel Nelson. They were telling about the hot girls in the club and I yelled back,"Bring a couple out for me to see!" And they did, and they looked decent, at least from a distance. So I felt obligated to have a drink in the joint. There were a couple of cuties in the place. I sat at the bar and was not hassled whatsoever. Did not check on prices though; my bad.

After my parents dropped my off at the hotel, one of my favorites was already waiting for me. Imagine that, a woman being on time! After spending a few hours playing, it was off to work for her. And this was the time where I should have called it a night. For whatever reason it might be, I just don't have the damn sense to call it a night. Headed back to HK. At that point, it was wall to wall hombres! At one point while fighting my way through the crowd, I could not see any women. I decided to run through some of the other clubs. Most of them were packed so I walked the alley for a bit and searched for some downright nastiness.

I was walking towards the Chicago club and that's when I met "the one" in the doorway of the hotel. I finally met the cover girl for the "Meth Hoe" magazine. I thought, could I, would I, and then had a "What the fuck" moment. She wanted $20 for an hour, and I countered with 150 pesos, she agreed, and off we went like a happy couple! I quickly noticed that she was missing a few teeth and then when she striped down, I noticed she was missing her left nipple too! She asked if I wanted the lights off and I said,"Hell no baby! I have to see what I just got myself into!" She actually performed like a champ and she was a tad charming, in her own hideous way. I know, I'll seek therapy next week.

I figured I did enough damage for one day and started walking back to the hotel. On my way down Revolution Ave, I had a decent looking woman call me over for a chat. She asked where I was going and said she wanted to join me at the hotel for $50. I said,"Baby, if you had any idea of who and what I just got done fucking, you would surely change your mind!" I chatted to her for a couple of minutes and I think she knew I was an easy target because of the stench of tequila and the Meth Hoe. I knew it was somewhat of a setup because her last offer was five bucks for an hour. I moved along.

On Saturday, my parents came by the hotel and we were drinking in the bar when the broken HK girl showed up, and on time, what a concept. I asked her what kind of food did she want to eat and carne it was. Sid suggested the Rodeo in La Mesa and off the 4 of us went. I was really impressed with that place. I told the HK sweetie that it was her day, and to pig out as necessary, and she did. The soup was great, but then I was told it was possum soup, oh well, it was still great nevertheless. Mom and Pop dropped us off at the hotel and the HK sweetie showed her gratitude for the next couple of hours in the room.

I met up with 5RB (from TJA) in the evening at HK. I'm never there on Saturday evenings, but I thought there was a great lineup of women. There was fine gal with even a finer ass dancing on the bar, so I had my trusted night mesero, Johnny, go grab her. Pretty gal, hot ass, but she would not drop below $80. I played with her ass for a bit and then she moved on. I asked RB if he was ready to leave his comfort zone out of Zona Norte, and he said he was up for it; off we went to La Estrella club!

First off, all the clubs in that area were hopping, and it all seemed to be with locals. Once in La Estrella, we took a stroll around because not only was I checking out the women, I was also looking for the Gringo, the "Fat Fred Astaire." He usually hangs out there on Saturday night. Did not see him, so we went to the bar where the bartended pretended we didn't exist. RB goes outside for a smoke, and all of the sudden I hear,"What, are you fucking lost again?" It was the Gringo. He said,"I over there with three chicks, a little help please." I said,"Don't worry, Daddy Pesos is on the way!" I grabbed RB and we reported for duty!

There was a smaller gal, cute and full of life, I put dibs on her! And after I whipped out the pesos for a big bucket of beers, she was all over my happy ass. Now RB did not get the best end of this tour of duty, but the girl told me,"Me gusta tu amigo." But either way it seemed to work out. It wasn't more than a few minutes later when I looked over and he had a lip lock on her while playing with her tits. Thus we were all happy campers. And the big buckets of beer kept coming.

The club has seats that surround the tables and dance area. And sitting next to us was a couple of women that kept looking over at me. Every now and then, I would hand them a beer from the bucket. Both big, but they seemed nice. My girl went to the bathroom, and the younger of the two big women saw her chance and asked me to dance; and I did. That woman would not let my ass off that dance floor. She had a super glue grip on me and was not about to let loose; she quickly became my "Plan B." I finally pried loose and was reunited with my girl, who seemed really happy about my return.

The girls were trashed and we were having a blast. The girls kept knocking over their beers, it was like drinking with the Keystone Cops! But one of the highlights of the night is when I looked over at RB's girl and she was trying to gnaw off a bottle top with her teeth. I about pissed my pants because I was laughing so hard. The irony was there was a bottle opener less than a arm's reach of her on the wooden post next to her silly ass head. I wanted to say,"Give me that damn bottle before you hurt yourself," but I was laughing too hard to utter a single word.

RB asked if I was going to head back to the Zona, and I said,"Hell no, I'm taking "what's her name" back to the hotel." The only thing that I knew about this girl was that she was a pistol in the club and she had a bad habit of knocking over beers. I had no idea she was a proctologist until she flipped me over in the bed and started giving me a prostate exam with her tongue, she was an ass tonguing freak. After a couple of hours of playing with her, I asked for her hand in marriage, but she turned me down. As she was leaving and she was fully dressed, she dropped to her knees for a goodbye licking; I'm truly in love.

The border agent asked me what I was bring back from Tijuana and I replied with a big fucking grin,"A half bottle of Tequila and some damn good memories!"

[NDsg0911]

Hong Kong:

After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.

I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!

She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.

The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth!

Tropical:

I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.

Adelita:

I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?

La Hacienda:

Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baños. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.

While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.Let me break it down for you.

The girl knew she had some kind of STD and she wanted to minimize its spread. She needed to take the money up front so she could deal with you more effectively. Her thinking was that once she got the money she would refuse you the actual sexual act to avoid spreading it to you. Since you refused to give her the money she had no choice but to go along with the sexual act. However she had the decency to hold on to the condom NOT for her dear life but for YOURS!

[NDsg0911]

Hong Kong:

After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.

I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!

She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.

The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth!

Tropical:

I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.

Adelita:

I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?

La Hacienda:

Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baños. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.

While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.Let me break it down for you.

The girl knew she had some kind of STD and she wanted to minimize its spread. She needed to take the money up front so she could deal with you more effectively. Her thinking was that once she got the money she would refuse you the actual sexual act to avoid spreading it to you. Since you refused to give her the money she had no choice but to go along with the sexual act. However she had the decency to hold on to the condom NOT for her dear life but for YOURS!

[Coolie High]

TomJackin,

My friend WTF is wrong with you? You smashin meth head chicas now. Your nutz LMAO! As usual I'm enjoying your reports. Do me a favor though stay away from the meth head girls. Even though you were strapped with a condom you do NOT want the gift that keeps on giving.

[Phordphan]

Let me break it down for you.

The girl knew she had some kind of STD and she wanted to minimize its spread. She needed to take the money up front so she could deal with you more effectively. Her thinking was that once she got the money she would refuse you the actual sexual act to avoid spreading it to you. Since you refused to give her the money she had no choice but to go along with the sexual act. However she had the decency to hold on to the condom NOT for her dear life but for YOURS!OK. Let me get this straight.

She wanted money up front, and planned to rip him off by not providing the services agreed upon, because she had an STD and it was all for *his* protection.

Poor Tom was just a benighted, ignorant fool for not realizing this. It took someone of your insight and perceptiveness to point this out, and for that we are all grateful.

[Dcell75]

I did nothing to anyone. As a matter of fact, I was just chilling for the last 2-3hours waiting to head back home, and hadn't spoken to any one. I do not know who it was in the car, but I had never seen her before, and she didn't look like a working girl.

I walked down to the corner and got in a white cab. They pulled us over immediately. I don't think the cab driver was in on it, but who knows.

It was a pure and simple shake down, although they did not take all my money, which surprised me.

I had always felt very comfortable in Tijuana, I think now I will be going to my KMP more often now to session.That's an eye opening experience. I have been asked by the cops there a couple of times to put my belongings on the hood while they look through my passport but luckily never picking me up on a bogus charge. I am so used to walking through the Zona alone that I forgot how corrupt that place can be. Your ordeal will definitively keep me on my toes as I stroll through the zona. I'm glad you made it home and thanks for the heads up.

[Joe Arturo]

Let me break it down for you.

The girl knew she had some kind of STD and she wanted to minimize its spread. She needed to take the money up front so she could deal with you more effectively. Her thinking was that once she got the money she would refuse you the actual sexual act to avoid spreading it to you. Since you refused to give her the money she had no choice but to go along with the sexual act. However she had the decency to hold on to the condom NOT for her dear life but for YOURS!So you think that HK has girls working there without health cards and HK doesn't care if they get shut down when the random health card check happens every week. Wow! I guess you think that HK management are a bunch of idiots!

[Baxter Slade]

Thanks for sharing your misfortune. It will make us all a little more aware of the coruption around us when in the Zona. I started carrying around a Sindicatura card in my passport. Not sure if during a search that they might come accross it and think twice about a shakedown. Out of curiosity did you see the judge at the station by the zona or did they haul you off to the main jail out.

On the highway. I visited both places last trip fortunately from the outside and I wouldn't have wanted no part of that main jail just standing on the outside you can hear whats going on in there.

I also believe I did spot you Saturday at Tropical and at CC in the wee hours. However both tiimes you were ocupado but one of these times we will meet up.

[SuperSteve]

Hey Hugo:

Sorry that we didn't meet up.

I was taken to a jail away from the Zona to a jail, and the inside was not pretty. I actually think the "judge" was probably just another Policia.

Just a pure and simple shakedown of a Gringo. I'm going to take a short time out from Tijuana, and plan on visiting my ladies at my KMP. I get better sessions from them anyway.

The sad part is the money that the hotels, mersero's, and ladies will lose from this. I was spending $500-$1, 000 per month in Tijuana, and have 30-50 men that joined me in the last two years. They also have spent much money. I will now not bring men into what I experienced. It just costs the working men / women for their $80 gain. I guess that all they care about was they got the $80.

I probably won't be back in Tijuana before I go to Pattaya in April. When I get back I will probably be in a better frame of mind.

I hope that all is well with you and yours.

[NDsg0911]

OK. Let me get this straight.

She wanted money up front, and planned to rip him off by not providing the services agreed upon, because she had an STD and it was all for *his* protection.

Poor Tom was just a benighted, ignorant fool for not realizing this. It took someone of your insight and perceptiveness to point this out, and for that we are all grateful.I have nothing against these decent ladies. They do what they do to make a living and to provide enough for their family given their circumstances. They're smart enough to realize that their livelihood depends on their good steady customers. For that reason they have every reason NOT to kill the goose that brings them the golden eggs.

[Baxter Slade]

Hey Tom,

I enjoyed reading the weekend romp, it was quite entertaining. After reading about your travels I try to hit the shithole bars you report on. One time I stuck my head in La Estrella and the only people in the whole place were 4 deshabilled looking dudes. Presidents day weekend I hit Hacienda just to see if the girls were as bad as you said. It was not to bad but I didn't stay long. I must add that we were fortunate that neither one of us were there late Monday afternoon. My friend FM from TJA witnessed a body being carried out along with a large bloody machette. Preliminary reports were a shooting and stabbing involving some of Tijuana's off duty Policia. I'am still trying to findout more details.

[Bill]

Thanks for sharing your misfortune. It will make us all a little more aware of the coruption around us when in the Zona. I started carrying around a Sindicatura card in my passport. Not sure if during a search that they might come accross it and think twice about a shakedown. Out of curiosity did you see the judge at the station by the zona or did they haul you off to the main jail out.How can we get one of these Sindicatura cards? Great idea.

I looked on the website but missed a download?

Thanks for the link Phord,

This is a great site for what the cops are looking for when they are looking to make extra cash.

Seems the laws are similiar in the USA without verbal warnings, but with some Mexican cops spotting opportunities for illegal fine
payment procedures.

Even though repeat trips to Tijuana increases our familiarity, we must NEVER let our guard down.

[Derekj6926]

Gentlemen, if you are are in Tijuana stay out of the drug stores, if you are seen entering they are more apt to check you. If you go to Zona Norte get a room inside the Zona Norte, stick to Taco's, Tits and Ass, go back to your room, get a cab outside your hotel when you leave you will have zero problems. If they see you with a crack head working girl you are going to get a shake down it only makes sense. I hope people believe your reports because Tijuana is ALL mine when people stay away. Have been going to Tijuana for years and not one time have I experienced a shake down from anyone other than an American one time. If you go for to Tijuana and you are a good customer they will want you coming back I promise. You will always find what you are looking for no matter where you travel in the universe on any continent and any country including the USA.

[Reinaldo]

I've read two local press accounts of the stabbing. One was El Sol de Tijuana and the other was El Mexicano. Neither make any mention of an off duty policia as either the victim or the perpetrator. One thing that did stand out was the age difference. The victim was much older than his attacker.


Hey Tom,

Presidents day weekend I hit Hacienda just to see if the girls were as bad as you said. It was not to bad but I didn't stay long. I must add that we were fortunate that neither one of us were there late Monday afternoon. My friend FM from TJA witnessed a body being carried out along with a large bloody machette. Preliminary reports were a shooting and stabbing involving some of Tijuana's off duty Policia. I'am still trying to findout more details.

[TomJackin]

If you go for to Tijuana and you are a good customer they will want you coming back I promise.Absolute bullshit!

Which Tijuana are you talking about, the nice city council or the corrupt police department? I doubt if Tijuana has two better customers than SuperSteve and myself. We both pour a lot of money into the town, hotels, restaurants, bars, girls, etc.

I stopped driving there years ago because I was shook down by the nice police officers three different times. The last shakedown, I was walking alone at 7pm this past NYE when two cops put me against their car and searched me for no fucking reason whatsoever.

I got off easy, but SuperSteve got fucked for no reason. Something is seriously wrong with the way they treat "Good Customers" and they need to wake the fuck up and figure it out!

Bottom line; don't make promises that cannot be kept.

[The Tall Man]

Absolute bullshit!

Which Tijuana are you talking about, the nice city council or the corrupt police department? I doubt if Tijuana has two better customers than SuperSteve and myself. We both pour a lot of money into the town, hotels, restaurants, bars, girls, etc.

I stopped driving there years ago because I was shook down by the nice police officers three different times. The last shakedown, I was walking alone at 7pm this past NYE when two cops put me against their car and searched me for no fucking reason whatsoever.

I got off easy, but SuperSteve got fucked for no reason. Something is seriously wrong with the way they treat "Good Customers" and they need to wake the fuck up and figure it out!

Bottom line; don't make promises that cannot be kept.I ditto that Tomjackin! I have been visiting the clubs on and off for the past 15 years, stopped driving in 5 years ago for the same reasons.

The Tall Man

[Derekj6926]

I just cannot relate I have never one time ever had a police officer disrespect me in Tijuana. I always nod my head in respect when passing them by and always am shown respect in return. I have never seen not even one time what you describe in my hundreds of trips there.

[Keg]

Absolute bullshit!

I wanted to share how I avoid trouble with the policia when I'm in the zona. A while back I went with one of my favoritas back to her hometown for a weekend. While we were out shopping she took me by a little store owned by an old bruja. I paid her a customary tribute and asked her how I could have fun and stay out of trouble in Tijuana.

She presented me a sombrero, and said it was no ordinary item, that it was una sombrero de invisibilidad. She said Herradura activated la magia. I never go to the zona without it, and I've never been arrested because the policia cannot see me when I activate the Herradura.

[Hargow20]

How has the pedestrian border crossing wait time been recently? I crossed back on a Sunday evening about 3 weeks ago and had to wait 1-1/2 hours. The wait times have been really bad the past 7 or 8 months. Not sure why?

[Phordphan]

How has the pedestrian border crossing wait time been recently? I crossed back on a Sunday evening about 3 weeks ago and had to wait 1-1/2 hours. The wait times have been really bad the past 7 or 8 months. Not sure why?The crossing times have been bad for well over a year. Thank your Uncle.

Thursday, about 1:30pm, it looked to be about 45 minutes, maybe a bit more. Sundays are usually the worst.

Despite my philosophical objections to the process, I got a SENTRI card and it paid for itself after the first couple of uses. You might consider the same.

[Phordphan]

I had a bit of down time, so I came down on Wednesday and spent the night with a favorita.

FWIW, the UETA lot is $10 for 24 hours, during the week. Parking at the Beyer or Iris trolley stop is easier, and free, but I don't really like leaving my car completely unsecured overnight. Has anybody had any experience with this, good or bad?

While strolling Revu I was looking at Caesar's. It's been interesting to watch its transmogrifications over the years. From a dumpy hotel to a rather nice mid-market hotel. From a bar with strippers in the back room, to a blow job bar with some of the ugliest girls in all of Tijuana, to a gutted shell, to a rather nice restaurant. I'm really happy to see its (as well as Revu's) revival.

I noticed the little tapas bar wedged along the north side of the restaurant. It has a small sign, and its own door, but you might not even notice it were it not for the menu posted outside. I looked at it, the items looked good, prices seemed reasonable for Revu. I decided to try it.

I chilled with a Bohemia Clara in the lobby bar of Ticuan. Not a bad spot, good selection of beer. 20 pesos for beers, full bar. Not a bad spot to wait for Miss Never-to-be-punctual. After a good romp in the hay, I was famished and made a beeline for the tapas bar.

Inside it's decorated nicely, with lots of bullfight memorabilia. Posters from various bullrings around the world, as well as some interesting vintage ads and leaflets from the Tijuana bullring, and others.

They have a rather extensive hot and cold tapas menu, as well as the full bar from Caesar's. There was no way I could sample everything, so I just hit the high spots. Miss Never-to-be-punctual had never been to a tapas place, and immediately started scanning the menu looking for carne asada and wondering why she couldn't find it. Yikes. I decided to handle the ordering.

BTW, I'm no tapas expert. I've only been to a few, the last one being the one in the Aria hotel in Las Vegas. Now Caesar's doesn't stack up to that place, but still compares favorably.

I ordered the Papatas Bravas, Hongos Rellenos, Tortilla Espanola and Aceitunas, along with a glass of the house vino tinto. Free bread is also served.

The Aceitunas were a bit of a disappointment. They were tasty, but basically just some green olives from a jar, poured with some of the brine, into a martini glass. A little tomato juice, maybe some tabasco, or something, is added and they're served with toothpicks. They were tasty, and go well with the other dishes, but I think the dish could use a bit more imagination. Perhaps various kinds of Spanish olives, maybe a small pickle thrown into the mix, whatever.

The Tortilla Espanola was quite good. Everybody seems to have their own recipe for this dish. This was served in rectangular slices about 1" x 1. 25" x 2. 5". Heavy on the potato, light on the onion, light on the egg. Served cold with some sort of mayonnaise-based sauce on top. The potatos weren't exactly in layered slices, as seems to be more common. Instead, it was a much lighter, airier dish. I would love to see how it was prepared. All in all, very good. Not heavy at all, and made a good companion to the wine.

The Papatas Bravas are another thing that tends to vary by venue. These were nice sized chunks served in a flat clay bowl. They were roasted perfectly, and had a nice spicy kick. They were delicious and the portion was generous.

The Hongos Rellenos were medium sized button mushroom caps filled with something I can't recall, but appeared to be a savory bread crumb mixture. From the color and crispy texture on the outside of the filling, I think they are stuffed and deep fried. They were flavorful and moist on the inside. The filling was a bit heavy-handed on the thyme, but overall were a nice dish. We ordered a second dish. Four 'shrooms to an order. They, too, went well with the wine.

The house vino tinto was surprisingly good. I have no idea of the varietal, but it tasted rather like a Zinfandel. Fruit-forward, nice finish, very drinkable for a house wine. Of course, at 75 pesos per glass, it should be. But they don't pour light. And it was good enough to order a second glass.

Five dishes, two glasses of wine, a Coca Cola and two plates of bread set me back 330 pesos. I also left a 50 peso tip, high by local standards but the service was pretty good.

All in all, it was a nice change from the taco carts and I'll definitely be back.

There is a new place on the corner of where I think Iguana used to be? It's called La Choperia. If I understood the waitress, it has to do with the system used to dispense the beer from the keg. Any native Spanish speakers, please chime in with a better translation.

Anyway, the decor was what was interesting. Everything is shaped like a beer barrel. The tables are all stylized barrels, the lighting fixtures are all similar, the beer glasses are all barrel shaped. They appear to be sponsored by Cerveza Modelo, and they have both Especial and negra on tap. They also have a full bar. Lots of TVs line the walls, and what lookd to be a good DJ station. The sound system was fine. This was Wednesday night, arount 11:00pm and we were the only two customers in the place, and I don't think they had any others for the hour we were there. Maybe it's much busier on the weekends, when all the locals come out to party.

Then it was back to Ticuan for another romp and several hours of listening to Miss Never-to-be-punctual's snoring. :D LOL

[Hargow20]

Went down to Tijuana and the line was backed to the pedestrian bridge. I had to wait roughly a hour. Someone told that the line was very long last Saturday. The customs agent was really rude. She was really bitchy about why I only had my birth certificate.

[TomJackin]

Miss Never-to-be-punctual had never been to a tapas place, and immediately started scanning the menu looking for carne asada and wondering why she couldn't find it. Yikes. I decided to handle the ordering.Nice review Phordphan! I eat at Caesar's at least 2-3 times a month, but never crossed over to their tapas bar, nor have I've even looked at the menu. I've always had a good to great meal in Caesar's, so I can imagine that their tapas bar would be good as well.

I like the big bartender in Caesar's, he is always giving me samples of the various tequilas and when I do finally order one, he has a heavy hand, thus, a real nice pour.

Your comment about your date looking for carne asada on the menu gave me a good laugh. Because every time I brought someone new in there, or even order room service (which is quite good) at the Ticuan, they always want to order the Mexican platter! WTH?

[Towerb]

I'll be down from LA for a little vacation this Friday and Saturday (3/2 and 3/3). Staying at Ticuan. PM me if you'll be around.

[TomJackin]

Friday night, I turned on my date and friends to Lorca Estraurante Español. This was my forth time there and I really love the food and atmosphere. I would put the food on par or above par with Cafe Sevilla and Costa Brava in San Diego. On the weekend, there is live entertainment that starts around 8:30. Usually it is a flamenco guitar artist.

There is a nice cold and hot tapas list. We had the Croquetas de Pollo and the Chorizo in Wine Sauce; both excellent. Also the bread and topping is topped notched. And then there is the Sangria, which is quite good as well!

But the best is the Paella! We had both the paella with seafood, and the paella with meat. It takes over 30 minutes to make, so if you are in a hurry, order something else; but it is well worth the wait.

From their Web site: Reservaciones e informes al 634. 03. 66 Te esperamos! LORCA ESTAURANTE ESPAÑOL Calle Brasil 8630 Col. La Cacho Tijuana B. C. Tel. 634-0366

[Sock111]

Well the smoking ban didn't last very long. I was enjoying not coming home smelling like an ash tray. It also helped keep the temperature of the packed clubs like HK and Adelitas down.

[Keg]

But the best is the Paella! We had both the paella with seafood, and the paella with meat. It takes over 30 minutes to make, so if you are in a hurry, order something else; but it is well worth the wait.Great tip, I love Paella and haven't come across any places in Tijuana serving. I've been to Spain a couple tiimes and couldn't get enough of it, yummmm.

[Phordphan]

Friday night, I turned on my date and friends to Lorca Estraurante Español. This was my forth time there and I really love the food and atmosphere. I would put the food on par or above par with Cafe Sevilla and Costa Brava in San Diego. On the weekend, there is live entertainment that starts around 8:30. Usually it is a flamenco guitar artist.

There is a nice cold and hot tapas list. We had the Croquetas de Pollo and the Chorizo in Wine Sauce; both excellent. Also the bread and topping is topped notched. And then there is the Sangria, which is quite good as well!

But the best is the Paella! We had both the paella with seafood, and the paella with meat. It takes over 30 minutes to make, so if you are in a hurry, order something else; but it is well worth the wait.

From their Web site: Reservaciones e informes al 634. 03. 66 Te esperamos! LORCA ESTAURANTE ESPAÑOL Calle Brasil 8630 Col. La Cacho Tijuana B. C. Tel. 634-0366Hmm. Sounds interesting. Cupple questions.

Where is it in relation to Centro? Would a taxi driver know how to get there?

How large are the paella dishes? I mean how many people would be served with one pan?

Any pricing information?

Thanks

[TomJackin]

Where is it in relation to Centro? Would a taxi driver know how to get there?

How large are the paella dishes? I mean how many people would be served with one pan?

Any pricing information?

ThanksIt is not far from Centro. I printed out the map from the Web site and that is what my friend used to find the place. The road has lots of restaurants on it as well, seems to be a popular area. We had two tapas, paella for 2 (they split it for us, seafood & meat) , and a pitcher of sangria for 680 pesos. That fed 4 of us, so it is a good amount of paella.

http://www.lorcarestaurante.com/

Be sure to tell Miss Never-to-be-punctual a head of time that there is no carne asada on the menu!

[Monolith]

La Plascencia also has some great Spanish food.

[Dls2580]

Villa marina seafood in the zona Rio has grate sea food. Its a nice place to splurge one night and the service is excellent. Would cost you 2 to 3 times as much in the states.

[Jim0129]

There is also another Spanish place that serves great Paella, it's called La Taberna Española, you can ask any taxi driver to take you there, usually they know it, if they don't, just tell them that is right in front of were the bull ring used to be, or right in front of the Big Boy Restaurant, he can't miss it.


Great tip, I love Paella and haven't come across any places in Tijuana serving. I've been to Spain a couple tiimes and couldn't get enough of it, 1yummmm.

[Sock111]

There was a fire Saturday night near the Zona, I was on the street when I saw a bunch of fire trucks zoom by. I was done for the night so I left soon after the fire trucks arrived, didn't want to get caught up in any commotion. Anyone know if there was any damage to the area?

[Baxter Slade]

There was a fire Saturday night near the Zona, I was on the street when I saw a bunch of fire trucks zoom by. I was done for the night so I left soon after the fire trucks arrived, didn't want to get caught up in any commotion. Anyone know if there was any damage to the area?I'am not sure if it is the fire you are talking about. But this morning I was walking down Rev. About a block from the arch, and noticed the door to what used to be a strip club standing open. When I looked inside the whole place was destroyed by fire. I can't remember the name of the club. But it used to have a big hoop hanging on the stage and the girls used to swing in it. The place always reminded me of the circus.

[Dave_Far]

A while back someone posted about getting a Mexican cell number but I can't seem to find that post.

Anyways, I was wanting to get a mexican cell basically just to text a couple working girls in TJ while I'm in either SD or TJ (I have reasons for not using US cell to text). If I find my old phone I believe I can just change the sim card. Otherwise I just buy a cheap phone. So I'm wondering.

1. I know most plans are prepaid. I can get my phone charged at OXXO but can I buy a sim card in OXXO? If not where would I get one and cost?

2. After I get this cell, will I get reception back in SD? Prefer Tercel or Movistar? Would I be constantly getting roaming charges if I have the cell on and use up my credit quickly?

Thanks

[Artisttyp]

A while back someone posted about getting a Mexican cell number but I can't seem to find that post.

Anyways, I was wanting to get a mexican cell basically just to text a couple working girls in Tijuana while I'm in either SD or Tijuana (I have reasons for not using US cell to text). If I find my old phone I believe I can just change the sim card. Otherwise I just buy a cheap phone. So I'm wondering.

1. I know most plans are prepaid. I can get my phone charged at OXXO but can I buy a sim card in OXXO? If not where would I get one and cost?

2. After I get this cell, will I get reception back in SD? Prefer Tercel or Movistar? Would I be constantly getting roaming charges if I have the cell on and use up my credit quickly?

ThanksYou can purchase a SIM card at Plaza Rio in Tijuana.

[Joe Arturo]

A while back someone posted about getting a Mexican cell number but I can't seem to find that post.

Anyways, I was wanting to get a mexican cell basically just to text a couple working girls in Tijuana while I'm in either SD or Tijuana (I have reasons for not using US cell to text). If I find my old phone I believe I can just change the sim card. Otherwise I just buy a cheap phone. So I'm wondering.

1. I know most plans are prepaid. I can get my phone charged at OXXO but can I buy a sim card in OXXO? If not where would I get one and cost?

2. After I get this cell, will I get reception back in SD? Prefer Tercel or Movistar? Would I be constantly getting roaming charges if I have the cell on and use up my credit quickly?

ThanksYou can get a half way decent cell phone for between 900 and 2000 pesos. A SIM card costs 125 pesos. You can get the phone or the SIM card at any OXXO but you have to go to Telcel office (not an agency) with your passport to register your number. So you might as well buy the phone or SIM card there. As artistype said, there is a Telcel office at Plaza Del Rio. Definitely go with Telcel. When you prepay for your calls you can put in 30 pesos. 50 pesos. 100 pesos. 300 pesos or 500 pesos. When you purchase 300 pesos they give you 150 bonus or 450 total. When you purchase 500 pesos they give you 400 bonus or 900 pesos.

[Heirique]

You can get a half way decent cell phone for between 900 and 2000 pesos. A SIM card costs 125 pesos. You can get the phone or the SIM card at any OXXO but you have to go to Telcel office (not an agency) with your passport to register your number. So you might as well buy the phone or SIM card there. As artistype said, there is a Telcel office at Plaza Del Rio. Definitely go with Telcel. When you prepay for your calls you can put in 30 pesos. 50 pesos. 100 pesos. 300 pesos or 500 pesos. When you purchase 300 pesos they give you 150 bonus or 450 total. When you purchase 500 pesos they give you 400 bonus or 900 pesos.I was in Tijuana a few weeks ago and I took an old verizon blackberry to a telcel agency and they turned it into a mexican phone for $30 and gave me 200 peso credit.

[Baxter Slade]

Villa marina seafood in the zona Rio has grate sea food. Its a nice place to splurge one night and the service is excellent. Would cost you 2 to 3 times as much in the states.I was there earlier this week for dinner and I must agree. It is a nice upscale restraunt the service was great and the food tasty.

We started with a bread bowl of chowder. Two very good seafood dishes and drinks the total bill was around $35 dollars.

[Jim0129]

Yeah! That strip club went out of business several months ago, it never really did well, word on the street is that the owners torched the place to get the insurance money.


I'am not sure if it is the fire you are talking about. But this morning I was walking down Rev. About a block from the arch, and noticed the door to what used to be a strip club standing open. When I looked inside the whole place was destroyed by fire. I can't remember the name of the club. But it used to have a big hoop hanging on the stage and the girls used to swing in it. The place always reminded me of the circus.

[TomJackin]

it was a friday afternoon and night full of excitement, joy, stupidity, and several mistakes (thus the stupidity).

parked at the duty free lot, and stocked up on tequila (first mistake) , and a couple of bottles of baileys for one of my favorites. stay at the ticuan and opened a good size tab, just in case. i was in a hurry to get to hk, first because i was hungry and wanted to hit my favorite taco stand, and second because i had a busy day and evening planned. so i jumped in a cab (second mistake) and this dude decided he would travel via revolution. damn if he didn't hit every damn stoplight! i could have gotten there faster if i walked.

once in hk, i spotted my favorite hk girl, and even though i ditched her for the "floater" a few weeks ago, she still had a big smile and kiss for me; i was in lala land for the old bastards. speedy stopped over for the usual "fill me up with tequila" tradition. i've learn that hk has a special mix and the tequila is watered down to where it is about 5% alcohol; it's no wonder i never got tanked. up in the room, the girl turned loose on my ass and reminded me how i should never ditch her in the future; her point was clear and understood!

i called sid up and told him i was pressed for time because i had my other favorite meeting me at the hotel at seven. so i had him and his wife meet me at the hotel bar (third mistake). on the way there, i could not pass up stopping in the bar at caesars to say hello, to my favorite bartender in tijuana, manuel (forth mistake). because as soon as he sees me, he automatically starts making me a real tasty margarita and grabs my favorite tequila and pours me a huge shot. life is getting a bit fuzzy and it is still early.

the ticuan bar was a bad call because unknown to me, the tijuana soccer team was playing locally, and it was blacked out on local tv, but not at the ticuan. usually you can hear crickets in the bar, but not on this friday. it was filled with muchachos, most of which were not drinking, but just enjoying the free telecast. when my girl walked in at seven, she was dressed in her bar dress and she was looking smoking fucking hot! for several minutes thereafter, the soccer game became not as important. she told me she got pulled into work early and did not have the time to change; no worries!

we weren't in the room for more than thirty before she pasted out from exhaustion. we were just talking and then she was out like a light. i let her sleep because i knew she needed the rest. between the home life and her work schedule; she was due to rest. as she slept, i could not help to feel bad about her situation. no, i don't feel bad enough to support her and her kids; but i still felt bad. i let her nap for awhile before play time, and then we ordered room service. i really like the food at the ticuan; never had a bad meal there.

we took a taxi back to the zona and she wanted me to join her at her bar, but i refused and headed back to hk. i walked in and on the front stage, the night tequila guy was trying to get volunteers to get on stage for free shots, but out of the thousand muchachos, no one would go. this put me into deep thought because there were two hot women on the stage as well. free tequila, check! two hot women to fondle, check! at that point i realized the moon and the stars aligned! i was on stage within seconds. i had a fine ass in each hand while have tequila being poured down my throat. i had one of those,"life doesn't get any better than this" moments!

i had one my trusted meseros find me a place to sit down and now it was time for the "who to meet" game. i was looking for the young sally field, but she was nowhere to be found. the hot ass, but lousy fuck, marlin was on the half horseshoe platform, and i just had to lick her ass crack! there was a hottie dancing near the rail, so i had johnny bring her over. her name is karen and she is from tijuana, really hot chica. she wanted 80 to go to the hotel, got her down to 700 pesos, but then realized i was already spent; sent her packing. then the tequila guy came by, took the top off of his bottle and handed it to me (fifth mistake). i decided "what the hell, have a bunch!"

i was headed back to the hotel, but i don't think i was walking in a straight line. there should be handicap rails on every sidewalk. but wait, la estrella is on my way to the hotel and why not stop in there? sixth and final mistake of the night! i stumbled in the place, literally, and things and life were unclear after that. i woke up in the morning with this huge arm wrapped around me. i was about to ask the buffalo to move over, but then i looked and she took up most of the bed. seriously, she was the size of a fucking honda, an 8 cylinder honda! my first thought,"what in the hell is wrong with me and when will i seek therapy?" my second thought,"why in the hell didn't the hotel stop me coming in with this monster truck size of a women, that could have broken their elevator?" those thoughts were short lived. my last thought,"what the hell, she is already here; why not tap it." we played for an hour and then i got her name and phone number for future encounters.

[QuackUp]

I went to Tijuana last Sunday to be with one of my favs. And took her to see a movie and dinner. Went to the Cinemark theater on Blvd. Sanchez Taboada on the same block as Restaurant T. G. I. F. Or Fridays.

We went to see John Carter in 3d. The cost was mx$75. 00 which come out to under $6. 00 USD per person. Not bad since in L. A. The average cost for a 3d film is around $15. 00usd. We also had a combo which consisted of 1 large popcorn, and 2 med. Coke's for mx$109. Next time 1 small popcorn and 2 small drinks will do.

What's good about this theater is it's only a half block from the Mexican version of Restaurant row. We walked to Cheripan, the Argentine steak house. This used to be my favorite restaurant but when we arrived, I didn't know anyone in there. I used to know all the waiters but either they had the day off or they changed the entire staff. The food was good but not great and the service was slower than anytime I visited before. Maybe it was just an off day for them.

Also on that block you have La Espandana, La diferencia (Mexican food ). Chan's (Chinese' ). Villa Saverio's (French ). Tai Ki Shi (Japanese) , and a whole bunch of other restaurants close by.

After dinner, a quick 5 minute taxi ride to Motel La Maison for some well earned playtime (LOL)

Anyway, hope this helps anyone who want's to do something outside the zona with their girl or not. I believe the price for the regular movies was mx$50 or mx $55. 00.

Last add. I change some money on the USA side and it was better than anything I saw in Tijuana. I got mx$12. 41 to the dollar. In Tijuana, the best I saw was mx $ 12. 35.

[Jim0129]

Next time try the VIP theaters from Cinepolis, they're on the Rio Tijuana Mall, great big seats, they sell alcohol, they have waiters, and they still cost less than your average ticket in the states.


I went to Tijuana last Sunday to be with one of my favs. And took her to see a movie and dinner. Went to the Cinemark theater on Blvd. Sanchez Taboada on the same block as Restaurant T. G. I. F. Or Fridays.

We went to see John Carter in 3d. The cost was mx$75. 00 which come out to under $6. 00 USD per person. Not bad since in L. A. The average cost for a 3d film is around $15. 00usd. We also had a combo which consisted of 1 large popcorn, and 2 med. Coke's for mx$109. Next time 1 small popcorn and 2 small drinks will do.

What's good about this theater is it's only a half block from the Mexican version of Restaurant row. We walked to Cheripan, the Argentine steak house. This used to be my favorite restaurant but when we arrived, I didn't know anyone in there. I used to know all the waiters but either they had the day off or they changed the entire staff. The food was good but not great and the service was slower than anytime I visited before. Maybe it was just an off day for them.

Also on that block you have La Espandana, La diferencia (Mexican food ). Chan's (Chinese' ). Villa Saverio's (French ). Tai Ki Shi (Japanese) , and a whole bunch of other restaurants close by.

After dinner, a quick 5 minute taxi ride to Motel La Maison for some well earned playtime (LOL)

Anyway, hope this helps anyone who want's to do something outside the zona with their girl or not. I believe the price for the regular movies was mx$50 or mx $55. 00.

Last add. I change some money on the USA side and it was better than anything I saw in Tijuana. I got mx$12. 41 to the dollar. In Tijuana, the best I saw was mx $ 12. 35.

[QuackUp]

You are correct about the VIP cinepolis. I went there a long time ago and you are correct about the seats, especially the ones in the rear. More like couches, great to make out with your date kind of seats. But because we were going to eat at one of those restaurants afterwards, it made more sense to go to the cinemark. They also have stadium seating but the seats in the rear are just normal seats.

[Baxter Slade]

Next time try the VIP theaters from Cinepolis, they're on the Rio Tijuana Mall, great big seats, they sell alcohol, they have waiters, and they still cost less than your average ticket in the states.Next week I was going to go down to Tijuana to take GF to the movies. Usually we go to the theatre at Macro Plaza kind of far from the border, but close to some cheap motels. It would probably make more sense to check out that VIP theatre in Zona Rio. Since this is a day trip time is of the essence, I could use a recommendation on a clean cheap hotel in the area of Zona Rio where you can mabe get a room for 4 or 6 hours. The more I think about it maybe it would make more sense to find a place where you can order movies to your room or a place you could rent movies and play them in the room. Any ideas?

[Jim0129]

Next week I was going to go down to Tijuana to take GF to the movies. Usually we go to the theatre at Macro Plaza kind of far from the border, but close to some cheap motels. It would probably make more sense to check out that VIP theatre in Zona Rio. Since this is a day trip time is of the essence, I could use a recommendation on a clean cheap hotel in the area of Zona Rio where you can mabe get a room for 4 or 6 hours. The more I think about it maybe it would make more sense to find a place where you can order movies to your room or a place you could rent movies and play them in the room. Any ideas?The closest one is the Mansion, You can't order the movies in your room but they have DVD players if you want to bring your own, it costs $300 pesos for 4 hours, it also has cable channels and iPod playing stereo, that's your best bet.

[Sock111]

I have stayed at La Mansion and its a very nice place. The price of 300 pesos is for the night, not just 4 hours. Also be aware that they will keep your I'd as a sort of room deposit. The first time I was there I only had my passport card, wasn't real comfortable with leaving that in their hands, but I didn't have much of a choice, next time I brought my drivers license with me.

If you have a vehicle they have garaged parking under each room.

If you want to check out the place, they have a website, just google La Mansion Tijuana.

[QuackUp]

I believe it's only 4 hours blocks on their busy nights. Friday and Saturday nights are only for 4 hours.

[SeanBig]

Was nice to read reports about falling in love with Tijuana girl. Here is my story.

I am married, in my 30's and recently have had issues with a normal japanese girl that I met. And I blame her for the new craziness in my life.

In Diego for week for conference.

Mon- arrive from Canada. Dump crap at hotel, and head to border. Hit Aztec for massage, and then think I am in HK, when too late, realize it is Valentino's and end up $200 lighter, after banging some random chica. She is actually

Pretty hot-except I wanted to see the shows at HK. Head back to Diego by 9pm.

Tues (valentines)

[SeanBig]

Just got home, can't sleep, type while everything is fresh in my mind.

Hey tomjackin' too bad I didn't bump into you, my new spot has shifted back to adelitas again (for reasons that will become apparent soon) , but whenever I swing by HK, your mesero always treats me well and I tip him accordingly when he brings me drinks. Hope I am not letting you down.

Anyways, back to my story, got the itch tonight, my spinner from adelitas have been texting me lovey dovey messages for the last 2 days and I had the need to unleash the anaconda, so down south we went. Did the usual car park, walk across, then headed straight to adelitas (well I did stop to change some money first, given that the rates are in our favor). My spinner was hanging out with some dude (she said just friends, yeah right) , but I made a point to let her know I was there, she signaled to me that she will be with me soon.

Skipping over the non essentials, just before she came over, my eye was shifting to a girl on the stage, a girl who normally hands out in the cage and who has her nipples pierced (anyone knows her name BTW?). Anyway, my spinner has gotten mad at me before for tipping that cage girl 2 bux, and this time, she was even more angry when she caught me looking, so she diverted her steps away from me, I kind of let it happen for 30 seconds, then figured, what the heck, so I went up from behind her and gave her a huge hug and a peck on the cheek, from her looks, she loved it.

Anyway, bought her a few drinks, and at some point, I sensed she was gesturing for me to go upstairs but I played cool, however, when time came for me to say I wanted to go upstairs, she said to me "no puedo sexo", what the fuck? But I figured, she didn't want to be too affectionate to me in the public place (she's self conscious about being seen by her other clients). But we vamos arriba, and I paid for an hr of room, when we got in, she immediately started frenching me and pulling me towards her, biting on my lips and chest and neck and shoulder (

eeeowwww

) , I still have those bite marks.

She decided to nap a little, but I kept kissing her and caressing her, at some point, she guided my hand to her crotch and started rubbing. The moisture cannot be faked, I believe I made her cum a few times, and she actually started going towards my jeans and undressing and guided me into her, and the rest, gentleman, is all history.

We went back down, I got her another 2 drinks, and told her I had to go, but I will see her again on Sunday night.

Side comment: I have wanted to leverage on this girl to kind of create a sense of jealousy with my amnesia girl (who now works at adelitas). But I think I will feel like a fucking asshole if I break this girls heart, she may be a Tijuana working girl, but working girls deserve some loving too, besides, the times we have hung out, she has not wasted any of my money and pretty much kept a low profile. I am sure this comment may incite some debate, would like to hear some comments.

Total damage: 5 parking. 5 taxi to. 5 taxi return. 24 room for 1 hr, guess maybe 7 drinks for her at 7, 2 drinks for myself, so maybe just under 100 total including tips,

Yeah sexo was gratis.Not sure if I met same chica, but at Valentine's day this year, met chica (spinner) that I initially spent night with for 200usd. She said I reminded her of her favorite japanese ex, so stayed in same room for next day, and then went out for dinner at some 24hr restaurant.

Instead of going back to sex hotel, she asks me if I have all my stuff (I did) and instead she takes me to some other hotel which is really a gated townhouse complex where they took my passport and my last 25 dollars. (I am like sh*t, how can I afford the cab ride back to the border). Luckily, I tell her I need to borrow money, and the next day she pays for my cab ride back to diego.

It was crazy, I thought I was in Inception. I fell asleep next to her, was having a dream. Woke up and thought I was still in a dream.

The next time I saw her, she tried to get me drunk and asked me to hit to a stripper, cause she wanted an excuse for her to "break up" with me (she didn't want to get into a relationship and was mad that she liked me)

[Baxter Slade]

i planned on heading to tijuana for the afternoon and early evening to meet up with gf and take in a movie and have dinner and head back home at a decent hour. after hearing about la mansion hotel, i decided the best plan would be to pick up a movie or two get a room at la mansion and use the in room dvd player and settle for a nice combination of sex and movies.

of course when in tijuana the best plan is no plan. i met gf at the costco lot there was a little confusion since she had sent a text about when i would be coming at around 3:30 in the morning. and i responded manana. she thought i meant tuesday. so when i called her when i was about an hour away she was a bit surprised and said she needed a little more time. that was ok because i planned on going into costco to buy a movie and some snacks for the room. i didn't have much time in costco before she texted wanting to know why i wasn't at the meeting spot. for a tijuana lady, she possess that rare quality of being on time. anyway i couldn't find a movie and just went to meet her.

i met up with her and mentioned instead of going to the movies lets check out this hotel i heard about first and maybe go get a movie and stay in the room. she was more than happy with that plan. we found la mansion easy enough and went to check in. the only problem was they had no single rooms so instead of spending 300 pesos the cost was more like 57 dollars for a double room. i wasn't to happy about that but we decided to stay. as sock111 suggested i did bring my dl which they require you leave with them, that way if we left the hotel i could still carry my passport with me. the room was great, very nice, it was clean had a nice tv and even some porno channels (something the ticuan is missing). i think the thing i liked most was the drapes worked great, even though it was the middle of the afternoon it seemed like the middle of the night in the room. the only bad things to consider when choosing this hotel is the location it is away from the zona and the central area. and the fact that they don't give you a key so everytime you want to go to your room you need to get someone to let you in. however this would be the perfect place to take an escort if you just planned on being holed up in the room for the day.

so after spending some time in the room and getting the sex out of the way, we decided to head over to villa marina, it has become our favorite restaraunt and it was pretty close to where we were. we enjoyed a nice seafood dinner and several cervaza's. after dinner we couldn't decide on getting a movie to take to the room or she said something about a circus, but we ended up heading to zona norte to continue drinking.

once in the zona i did notice there were not very many street girls out. we headed down the alley and stopped at valentina's for a couple beers, and then headed over to las chaveles and settled in for awhile. while at las chaveles we spotted fm from tja strolling through, and we invited him over to join us. after a bit i noticed my gf kept looking at this very nice looking blonde who was sitting at the bar, they started communicating by hand signal and my gf kind of invited her over to join us. her and fm seemed to hit it off pretty good and after spending an hour or two together she was like enough of this fichia stuff lets take the party somewhere where i can get some real drinks. that is a good sign when you find a chica who is willing to give up making money and is ready to party.

we thought about some other bars in the zona but ended up deciding on las pulgas. monday night has to be the worst night for las pulgas they only had one room open, and there were alot of empty tables. i guess it was okay if you don't like crowds. fm's blonde was easily the hottest chica in the whole place, she kept her work uniform on which consisted of very short shorts and big heels. after a while of drinking me and fm started to feel left out the 2 girls were dancing together, there was some kissing and touching mixed with some tension between the 2 ladies. but if you have read any previous reports i have made involving the gf she does get a bit crazy when she drinks. when some guy came over and wanted to start dancing with the ladies the blonde quickly declined and pointed out that she was with fm. that is a quality i really admire, i guess i always kind of feared taking a girl outside the club they work at and then you sitting there buying the drinks while they are off flirting with some dude.

by now everyone was pretty wasted the blonde ordered some kind of food plate. watching her eat reminded me of that carl's jr commercial, she just oozzed sexuality as she ate. it was probably around 12 and her and fm decided to take off (lucky fm). the gf's mood seemed to take a drastic change for the worse. i think she may have had visions of her and the blonde ending up together. hell i would have enjoyed a good lesbian show back in the room, maybe i should have tried to outbid fm for her services. but i did what was right and stayed out of it, hope you had a great time fm. all in all it was another fun filled night in tijuana.

[Reinaldo]

monday was a federal, state and local government holiday so that may account for la mansion being out of single rooms. if you find yourself in a similar situation, motel premier is just about a 5 minute drive from la mansion. it's just north of the expressway. they have a website.


i planned on heading to tijuana for the afternoon and early evening to meet up with gf and take in a movie and have dinner and head back home at a decent hour. after hearing about la mansion hotel, i decided the best plan would be to pick up a movie or two get a room at la mansion and use the in room dvd player and settle for a nice combination of sex and movies.

of course when in tijuana the best plan is no plan. i met gf at the costco lot there was a little confusion since she had sent a text about when i would be coming at around 3:30 in the morning. and i responded manana. she thought i meant tuesday. so when i called her when i was about an hour away she was a bit surprised and said she needed a little more time. that was ok because i planned on going into costco to buy a movie and some snacks for the room. i didn't have much time in costco before she texted wanting to know why i wasn't at the meeting spot. for a tijuana lady, she possess that rare quality of being on time. anyway i couldn't find a movie and just went to meet her.

i met up with her and mentioned instead of going to the movies lets check out this hotel i heard about first and maybe go get a movie and stay in the room. she was more than happy with that plan. we found la mansion easy enough and went to check in. the only problem was they had no single rooms so instead of spending 300 pesos the cost was more like 57 dollars for a double room. i wasn't to happy about that but we decided to stay. as sock111 suggested i did bring my dl which they require you leave with them, that way if we left the hotel i could still carry my passport with me. the room was great, very nice, it was clean had a nice tv and even some porno channels (something the ticuan is missing). i think the thing i liked most was the drapes worked great, even though it was the middle of the afternoon it seemed like the middle of the night in the room. the only bad things to consider when choosing this hotel is the location it is away from the zona and the central area. and the fact that they don't give you a key so everytime you want to go to your room you need to get someone to let you in. however this would be the perfect place to take an escort if you just planned on being holed up in the room for the day.

[TomJackin]

After dinner we couldn't decide on getting a movie to take to the room or she said something about a circus, but we ended up heading to Zona Norte to continue drinking.How in the hell did you go from watching a movie or going to the circus, to continue drinking in the Zona? Comical to say the least!

[Baxter Slade]

How in the hell did you go from watching a movie or going to the circus, to continue drinking in the Zona? Comical to say the least!Come on Tom. This is Tijuana you know all roads lead to " Hey we might as well just get drunk and screw." Remember no plan is the best plan.