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Stay away from Purple Rain. Although it is really close to the action it is on one of the most dangerous streets that is close to the action.Purple Rain isn't bad in terms of massage, but there aren't very many attractive ladies there last time I went, less than a month back. If you want to avoid the danger, just have a taxi take you there. The one place I would recommend to avoid is Luxor. I've been there twice and had a bad experience both times. The girls I went with gave a lousy massage, and they get bitchy if you don't pay them for sex, which they happen to charge a lot for. The taxis will always recommend this place, because I think they get something for bringing customers there.
Hi Slick,
I don't usually post alot, but I do read, I'm a Tijuana local and been mongering since I was 18 (37 now) , New Body it's a massage place that we mexicans use, it's full service and the massage part isn't good, in fact it's just a front for the real sex service of the girls, we locals use it to keep apearances, the girls aren't as hot as in Honk Kong and Adelitas and it costs more for the same services, I wouldn't recomend it for someone who doesn't give a damn what they think of them in this town.
The front looks runned down but inside it's really nice, it has a bar were you can meet the girls and then you go upstairs if you wish any type of service, any taxi driver can take you there and back to the zone, in fact, come to think of it, New Body its on the same street as your hotel, it's on 8th street, just go east about three bolcks and you should be there.
If you're looking for someone to show you around PM me, no commitments and no charge, I've always liked to show a new monger around my city, it just has to be during a weekend because I have to work during the week.
Keep traveling my friend,
Jim0129.Thanks for the tips and offer. I'll make sure to reach out as it gets closer. It'd be great to know someone. It's pretty intimidating being out in a new place that is also potentially dangerous. But I don't want to over think it. Having said that, I will stay in the main bars. Why risk it.
The Shyster
08-24-12, 18:28
I think the cheapest, most reliable way is to setup skype as a middleman.
Setup a skype account, add some credit to your account balance for making calls.
Pay extra to setup an optional feature an online number, basically its just a number that can forward your calls to a mexican cell phone.
Once you get to mexico, just buy a cheap prepaid mexican (ie Telcel) cellphone where the skype online number forwards to.
To call back you can setup a different free feature called "skype to go number". You basically input the numbers you want to call and it will setup a local mexican forwarding number. So you don't pay long distance with your telcel, rather you pay long distance with your skype account balance at discounted calling rates.
Tried many different things, but I think this is the easiest setup. I live in Tijuana with my bargirl right now and work in San Diego, if you in Tijuana, PM your contact info, and you can do a test run with the Skype, before actually trying it on the wifey.
What is the best deal to call long distance when I am in Mexico?
1) get cell in USA and cross border
2) get cell in Mexico and call home (how do I call so they can't see that I am calling from Mexico?)
Thanks
I see Adelita's, Hong Kong, and Chicago listed. Which other (safely accessed) clubs. Should I not miss on my visit?
I see Adelita's, Hong Kong, and Chicago listed. Which other (safely accessed) clubs. Should I not miss on my visit?How many weeks do you plan to spend in Tijuana?
The Shyster
08-25-12, 22:51
Oh I didn't realize that PM was a paid subscriber feature. You could also just enable international roaming on your current provider. Although kind of pricey, but no risk of accidently phoning wifey with an mexico area code.
I will leave you with this advice. I live a double Tijuana life as well, if your relationship with your "normal" wife is not working. Just imagine having to quadruple the time and efforts to make a relationship work with a "working" girl.
I'm not saying its impossible and I secretly root for all mongers to have that Pretty Woman movie ending, because I hope to have one as well with my bargirl.
But working girls are a lot more emotionally damaged, you will basically have to give up you mongering ways (yes a sacrilegious statement on this forum)
And make a serious commitment of your time / energy / money. Extreme patience with her jealous rages / suspicious accusations and her crazy unpredictable schedule / time with OTHER clients, men and women.
You got to seriously ask yourself why you are doing all this, and is it worth it?
I suspect you love the feeling / excitement of someone new loving you, having failed to receive the type of love you need from past and current relationships.
I suspect you know that this can only end up badly, regardless of how many mongers advising you the same thing.
But you can't stop yourself until you hit rock bottom and know this crazy ride has finally ended (I speak of experiences with many failed relationships with bargirls)
For me I love the drama / idea of rescuing a working girl and having that Pretty Woman ending. The feeling is like a drug. And I'm addicted to it, the ultimate GFE feeling of being loved.
But at least I understand my addiction and can throttle my feelings / expectations because I can still tell fantasy from reality.
Remember you are paying working girls to make your fantasy seem a reality, but when you come back to your real life always remember that love with a working girl is just a fantasy.
I think the cheapest, most reliable way is to setup skype as a middleman.
Setup a skype account, add some credit to your account balance for making calls.
Pay extra to setup an optional feature an online number, basically its just a number that can forward your calls to a mexican cell phone.
Once you get to mexico, just buy a cheap prepaid mexican (ie Telcel) cellphone where the skype online number forwards to.
To call back you can setup a different free feature called "skype to go number". You basically input the numbers you want to call and it will setup a local mexican forwarding number. So you don't pay long distance with your telcel, rather you pay long distance with your skype account balance at discounted calling rates.
Tried many different things, but I think this is the easiest setup. I live in Tijuana with my bargirl right now and work in San Diego, if you in Tijuana, PM your contact info, and you can do a test run with the Skype, before actually trying it on the wifey.
Guitarrefreak
08-25-12, 22:56
Dulce Gabbana, Tropical, Las Chavelas.
May be hit or miss, depending on your tastes.
I see Adelita's, Hong Kong, and Chicago listed. Which other (safely accessed) clubs. Should I not miss on my visit?
Baxter Slade
08-26-12, 05:13
I will leave you with this advice. I live a double Tijuana life as well, if your relationship with your "normal" wife is not working. Just imagine having to quadruple the time and efforts to make a relationship work with a "working" girl.
I'm not saying its impossible and I secretly root for all mongers to have that Pretty Woman movie ending, because I hope to have one as well with my bargirl.
But working girls are a lot more emotionally damaged, you will basically have to give up you mongering ways (yes a sacrilegious statement on this forum)
And make a serious commitment of your time / energy / money. Extreme patience with her jealous rages / suspicious accusations and her crazy unpredictable schedule / time with OTHER clients, men and women.
You got to seriously ask yourself why you are doing all this, and is it worth it?
I suspect you love the feeling / excitement of someone new loving you, having failed to receive the type of love you need from past and current relationships.
I suspect you know that this can only end up badly, regardless of how many mongers advising you the same thing.
But you can't stop yourself until you hit rock bottom and know this crazy ride has finally ended (I speak of experiences with many failed relationships with bargirls)
For me I love the drama / idea of rescuing a working girl and having that Pretty Woman ending. The feeling is like a drug. And I'm addicted to it, the ultimate GFE feeling of being loved.
But at least I understand my addiction and can throttle my feelings / expectations because I can still tell fantasy from reality.Good advice, if someone should be foolish enough to want to live this kind of double life. (LIKE ME). I have been living this life for the last couple years. Yes it is addicting, on one hand its alot of fun out dancing in a Mexican disco at 4 in the morning and having plenty of crazy sex, while the rest of your friends are safely sleeping in there suburban homes. And on the other hand it can be an emotional roller coaster dealing with these crazy ladies.
Since my GF suposedly retired from being a BG / prostituta it had been turning into a more traditional GF type releationship. Of course I sort of let my guard down and actually believed we had an exclusive relationship. And of course in an exclusive releationship I guess there is some bordom. So one day while I decided to head for Zona Norte on the down low, I was shocked to run into my GF down there. She wasn't working in a bar, but as I found out later, once I cut through her lies she was down there for business to hook up with a regular from the bar she used to work at. Of course she was pissed to find me down there and on the other hand I was pissed to find her down there. So kind of an interesting scenario. Her side of the story was she has to do what she has to do to take care of her family, since I don't help her. And in my defense hmmmm, well I guess I'am just a horn dog. And after awhile of not talking to each other the situation was resolved with the best kind of sex ever, make up sex. Now as far as advice goes, while these kind of relationships can be alot of fun, But there are somethings to remember.
1. If you have a jealous bone in your body leave it north of the border.
2. Don't believe a word that comes out of these chicas mouths. I always stressed one thing with her "por favor siempre la verdad"
FAT CHANCE.
3. Never agree to pay her to stop being a sex worker. I never offered to do that however I believe what ever you agree to give them it will never be enough to keep them from obtaining extra money when ever the oppurtunity presents itself.
4. And to steal the words of Super Steve (who I hope to hear is returning to Tijuana one of these days]. THE ONE WHO CARES THE MOST LOSES.
Of course most of you reading this forum think this GF thing is a bad idea you are right come enjoy the sex and go home. Sunlion69 seems to have a great plan. Find a few different girls repeat with them a few times and pretty soon they will learn the program and they will provide exactly what you are looking for. Just leave your heart at home.
SuperSteve
08-26-12, 17:06
Hey Hugo:
It is always a pleasure to read your words of wisdom.
I may be coming back down to Tijuana September 18th. It depends upon my back. If I go, I will just have to stay out of Chicago Club.
I read the board everyday though. I would caution everyone about a lady in Tijuana who believes that she "loves" (according to what she told my amigo that she grudge phucked) you. In my case she turned me into the Policia (dis-respecting a lady) who took me to the Tijuana Jail. It was not a pretty site. The really weird part was I had about $ 400. 00 in my wallet (which they knew) , yet the judge only fined me 1, 000 pesos, or 24 hours in jail. Guess which I took?
A couple of weeks ago on my flight to Medellin, the guy next to me physically could not fir in one seat. He chose to use part of mine, which forced me to lean towards the isle and armrest. Long story short, from a skiing accident about 35 years ago while living in South Lake Tahoe, I pinched a nerve in my back. Well six hours of time with this guy using my seat, and I can hardly walk.
I have been doing acupuncture and it is about 90% healed. Today I will go to my local KAMP and give it a test. This is another reason I haven't been back. The mamasan has nothing but stunningly good looking ladies, and their services far exceed about 95% of my session in Tijuana. With that being said, I still miss my trips to Tijuana.
Health & happiness to all.
In my case she turned me into the Policia (dis-respecting a lady) who took me to the Tijuana Jail. It was not a pretty site. The really weird part was I had about $ 400. 00 in my wallet (which they knew) , yet the judge only fined me 1, 000 pesos, or 24 hours in jail. Guess which I took?For the uninitiated, when faced with the prospect of paying a fine imposed by a judge or serving time in custody always opt for the former. Paying the fine is not an admission of guilt and you can appeal both the fine itself and the amount.
HorseTrader
08-28-12, 00:09
I see Adelita's, Hong Kong, and Chicago listed. Which other (safely accessed) clubs. Should I not miss on my visit?The averge eye candy at Las Chavelas is not nearly as good as Adelita's or Hong Kong. You may have to search a bit at Las Chavelas to find one that lights your fire. But for me the average performance from there has been far better than from any of the other places.
Joe Arturo
08-28-12, 01:01
Oh I didn't realize that PM was a paid subscriber feature. You could also just enable international roaming on your current provider. Although kind of pricey, but no risk of accidently phoning wifey with an mexico area code.When you are roaming in Mexico using international roaming the number that appears on the receiver's phone is a Mexican area code number. My experience is that the area code is usually one from Guadalajara. BE CAREFUL!
Guitarrefreak
08-28-12, 01:11
My san diego number shows as a 664.
When you are roaming in Mexico using international roaming the number that appears on the receiver's phone is a Mexican area code number. My experience is that the area code is usually one from Guadalajara. BE CAREFUL!
Dulce Gabbana, Tropical, Las Chavelas.
May be hit or miss, depending on your tastes.I see a recommendation on Las Chavelas. How about Dulce Gabbana? Are prices better at these two?
I see a recommendation on Las Chavelas. How about Dulce Gabbana? Are prices better at these two?LC is about the same price, but the chicas don't seem to have the My-Pussy-Is-Made-Of-Gold attitude that many of their HK sisters have developed. Not as many lookers, but generally better service.
DG is more expensive, but for no apparent reason.
But don't take anybody's word for it, go check them out for yourself.
So as the countdown is on I am getting excited but also starting to plan my start so I'm not just running around on Coahilla with no real agenda. Having said that, it seems I will get there on a weekday afternoon. I'm sure any time is a good time, but being my first time ever, is there a reason I should maybe go in the night time instead? I've read on other boards to avoid going early if you're new or you will be singled out by the chicas. Which I figure. That's what I'm going for! But I do see the logic as well, in the night I might blend in with a crowd. I will say being a newbie in an empty club in Tijuana might be intimidating.
Having said that, is there a club that might be better for earlier visits? My main reason for going in the afternoon is to "scope out" the scene and get a feel for the places. Maybe get a chica and then rest up for the night.
Also, I know this should be the least of my worries, but I was wondering what you guys do about toiletries? If I stay overnight should I bring this stuff with me? I'm staying in San Diego but plan on staying overnight in Tijuana. Are those items you guys bring over? Or is there a local shop for such items that would be easier?
If I do cross back at lets say 3 am to get shorter lines, I'm sure I'll have a few drinks. Do agents give you a hard time if they see you have been partying? Obviously I don't plan on crossing back stupid drunk. But regardless I don't want to have any issues whatsoever.
Finally, just curious if any of you guys have met each other by just casually mentioning this board? That would be pretty interesting. LOL
Thanks!
So as the countdown is on I am getting excited but also starting to plan my start so I'm not just running around on Coahilla with no real agenda. Having said that, it seems I will get there on a weekday afternoon. I'm sure any time is a good time, but being my first time ever, is there a reason I should maybe go in the night time instead? I've read on other boards to avoid going early if you're new or you will be singled out by the chicas. Which I figure. That's what I'm going for! But I do see the logic as well, in the night I might blend in with a crowd. I will say being a newbie in an empty club in Tijuana might be intimidating.
Having said that, is there a club that might be better for earlier visits? My main reason for going in the afternoon is to "scope out" the scene and get a feel for the places. Maybe get a chica and then rest up for the night.
Also, I know this should be the least of my worries, but I was wondering what you guys do about toiletries? If I stay overnight should I bring this stuff with me? I'm staying in San Diego but plan on staying overnight in Tijuana. Are those items you guys bring over? Or is there a local shop for such items that would be easier?
If I do cross back at lets say 3 am to get shorter lines, I'm sure I'll have a few drinks. Do agents give you a hard time if they see you have been partying? Obviously I don't plan on crossing back stupid drunk. But regardless I don't want to have any issues whatsoever.
Finally, just curious if any of you guys have met each other by just casually mentioning this board? That would be pretty interesting. LOL
Thanks!No agenda in Tijuana is a good thing. Things happen unexpectedly in the zona. My only advice is if you see something you really want don't hesitate. One minute a chica is there and the next minute they disappear.
DAYTIME IMO is a GOOD TIME in the zona. Take advantage of a semi empty HK club. Those are the best times to get girls when they are lacking customers. Street action may be just a tad limited but there is always something to be had at any hour.
There are several dollar stores in the centro. I think one is called WALDOS. Just ask for the $1 store. You can buy several personal care items there or at SONRIANA the local supermarket Calle 4 Ave. Revolucion 24/7.
3am is a good time to cross. Getting there at 2:45 am wouldn't be crazy either. Mc Donalds is open 24/7 on the other side. The trolley comes at 4:45 am and leaves at 5am. Buy a COMPASS CARD at the machine to put fares on.
Usually customs agents are more mellow during the wee morning crossing hours. Bring visine. Get your story straight before you cross. No worries just act like an adult. Maybe pack a few souvenirs and mention them when they ask you if " you bringing anything back"?
Guitarrefreak
08-29-12, 08:03
I have noticed a few hidden gems in dulce, but the place is very empty, so if you speak no spanish, you will almost feel that pressure to do something just to act like you belong, well, don't be pressured, do whatever floats your boat, but be advised that the chicks in general, IMHO, will only be a little more friendly if you speak some spanish.
For las chavelas, they are typically on the older side but I have no doubt they provide excellente servicios.
I see a recommendation on Las Chavelas. How about Dulce Gabbana? Are prices better at these two?
Guitarrefreak
08-29-12, 08:08
Completely agree with artist's comments below.
Don't let your newb anxiety get the better of you, anytime is a good time, as long as you use the big head to do the thinking (unless, if you dick is bigger than your head, then good luck buddy)
There is nothing wrong with being a newb, and sometimes that is the only way to learn, my only advise is, smile when you make eye contact, but don't grin like an idiot, walk around, sit in a spot, do whatever pleases you, a chica that doesn't act all in your face asking you to tip her for no apparent reason, but takes the initiative to approach you, likely will be good company but no guarantee good in the room.
Be pleasant to people, meseros, fellow mongers, chicas, but don't feel the pressure to become friends with every person you see, because to be honest, I don't think people there in general don't have much care for the others, exception are some members from this board of course, we for some reason seem to be a little more friendlier.
No agenda in Tijuana is a good thing. Things happen unexpectedly in the zona. My only advice is if you see something you really want don't hesitate. One minute a chica is there and the next minute they disappear.
DAYTIME IMO is a GOOD TIME in the zona. Take advantage of a semi empty HK club. Those are the best times to get girls when they are lacking customers. Street action may be just a tad limited but there is always something to be had at any hour.
There are several dollar stores in the centro. I think one is called WALDOS. Just ask for the $1 store. You can buy several personal care items there or at SONRIANA the local supermarket Calle 4 Ave. Revolucion 24/7.
3am is a good time to cross. Getting there at 2:45 am wouldn't be crazy either. Mc Donalds is open 24/7 on the other side. The trolley comes at 4:45 am and leaves at 5am. Buy a COMPASS CARD at the machine to put fares on.
Usually customs agents are more mellow during the wee morning crossing hours. Bring visine. Get your story straight before you cross. No worries just act like an adult. Maybe pack a few souvenirs and mention them when they ask you if " you bringing anything back"?
Guitarrefreak
08-29-12, 08:41
Got in touch with a long lost chica last night over text, asked her when I can see her again and she responded with "manana", game on.
Ok well, in the morning, I got text from her suggesting that I should spend the night in Tijuana, but oh well.
Finished my work early and went down, originally, she wanted to meet at one of the restaurants in zona Rio, which is where I was heading, just as I was halfway there, she texted to meet me at centro, fucking women.
So I went, and she was customarily late, I haven't seen her in almost a month, her attitude is as cute as before, but she put on a little weight, and had a minor outbreak (face, not down there) , anyway, I overlooked that quickly.
We decided to head to a japanese restaurant (incidentally she still doesn't eat raw fish though I ordered a salmon ceviche anyway to break her in) , and we got ourselves a chicken teppanyaki, a chicken teriyaki. She then wanted to order some sake (and I was thinking to myself, what the fuck, can't she see what price this is?) , but anyway, my inside was screaming, but I put on a straight face as we had a nice meal together, the last one was a long time ago and the total, with tips, came out to be about 620 pesos. Manageable.
Sometime during the meal, her best friend called her, and she conveyed to me something about having to pay something today, anyway, I was a little lost, sometimes they just assume that my spanish is too fucking good.
After the meal, we headed out, and it turned out that her friend was dropping by, and that I was the person who was going to loan her friend the money, what. The. Fuck. Well, I know her friend, and she's a nice girl, but that was just too fucking ridiculous. Anyway, at that split moment, I almost felt like (ok, discard almost, I did) a chump when she was looking at me hand the money to her friend, I must have that stupid look on my face and I was dumb founded for a while because they both asked me if everything was ok (in my mind I was thinking, what the fuck do you think) , anyway, I temporarily loaned the friend 160.
Before she took off back to playas to pay for whatever she needed to pay, she dropped me and my chica at plaza Rio, and we went to catch a movie (a pretty forgettable one, I won't even mention) , and after that, we headed to starbucks and got 2 coffee, a tart for about 150 pesos. We hung out there for a while until she was eyeing some dude close to our table, and 5 mins later, she said to leave, I asked her if its someone she knew but she said, no that guy keeps looking at me, anyway, I didn't press further.
We walked around plaza Rio talking about the usual pleasantries at which point I thought it made no sense for us to waste any more time, so I said how about we go back to revolucion, you got time? Lets go to hotel, and she told me of course, when we got to revu, I think part of her was still trying to get me to stay the night because she kept gesturing to ticuan but instead I opted for a short time hotel that we have frequented before. 3 horas for 160 pesos.
In the room, we made out for a long time, oh boy, we really made out, not the slutty kind, but she was really passionate with her kisses, and getting closer each time (long story short, she actually is not that great of a fuck as far as working girls go, and she still has hygiene issues but it just means more for me when she gets more passionate) , about an hour of that later, we went to do the deed and I banged her real good, during this time of making out, and banging, we were chatting on and off, about stuff, nothing specific, just showing some care for each others lives.
When we ended and were resting, she got a call from her friend from the morning, and it turns out that she was in revu, to return my money.
That. Was. Shocking.
I was feeling resentful for the last few hours, and somewhat upset, and thinking about how I was going to pay my girl with the limited money I have in my wallet, and her friend came back to pay me.
Ok. Fine, she asked me if I can spot her 10 bux for the taxi home, so I did that, whatever.
But I almost felt mad at myself for doubting her / them in the 1st place.
My girl was almost going to try and convince me to spend some more time with her but to be honest, I was getting a little tired, her high heels were getting in the way of walking / dancing, and, it was probably better to just go home. Her friend went to grab a cab first we hugged goodbye, and while I was giving my girl a big bear hug and a long kiss goodbye, I put 100 bux in her purse,
My first time outside with her, we sort of agreed on 100 per session and that was the only time she ever asked for money directly from me for sex.
Over time, I have gone from giving her the money directly, and saying something, to just giving her, without saying, to giving her discreetly, to giving her, without needing her to see it.
She has never counted the money anyway.
Hopefully, one day I won't need to give her (but then, that is when the other shit adds up.)
So, she was with me from 2:30 to 11 today, for a total of 8:30 hours.
(all costs rounded to nearest) I spent 5 for incoming taxi. 5 with her to restaurant. 5 to plaza Rio. 5 to revo. 5 to linea for 25 total in taxi.
I spent about 50 for food. 10 for coffee. 6 for movie for 66 total
I gave her friend 10
I paid 12 for the room.
I paid her 100.
This gives me a grand total of something slightly north of 200 for 8. 5 hrs. Which I think is pretty good, and to be honest, the surprises I get from this girl is never-ending, and it in itself is probably worth a fraction of the cost I paid
Well, as you have probably noticed, I was not able to dump my chica. Yet.
If you are looking for a review, stop and go on to the next review.
I can't remember how many times, she has gotten crazy jealous, then her usual fit of rage, I ignore her and then she texts me to call her back 2 days later.
I tried to convince her that it would be better that we just communicate by email and text, so I wouldn't have to make up stories on the phone about what I was doing, and
Pay all those long distance charges.
As it stands, I am back for a "last hurrah" in the middle of September. I will be in Diego for 1 week. If everything goes according to plan, I will be in san diego for 2 days for "work" and the rest of the time.
Fooling around with the chica, if we don't break up before then :P.
How much money should I budget? I will basically be paying, for everything but sex. I don't want to dump more than 1k so maybe I should tell her to work a couple weekdays.
This thing, whatever it is. Fantasy relationship, facade is wack, but I guess it is what they have.
Basically we email 2-10X per day.
Talk on phone 1X / day
And usually have late night video chat almost every night (except for days when we are fighting, which surprisingly is every weekend when I don't work and spend time with my fam)
She keeps on insisting her love for me is true, that she only "likes her clients and NOT love" and how her clients are "mad" that she tells them that she has a new boy and won't go out and do stuff (ie weekend vacation, etc etc in a couple weeks because I'm coming)
Honestly, this relationship or relation is sh*t makes no sense for me, but I guess it is all they ever know.
I was planning to save more US cash, but my sig other found out all the cash withdrawals I make so I don't think I can afford (to support her lifestyle) for the entire week sans the 2 days when I am doing actual work in san diego.
1) Should I suggest that she work a couple of weekdays, so I don't get sick of her and don't have to "pay for her day"
2) Should I just insist that we split 50/50 like a real relationship (yeah right like that will ever happen).
3) Or should I just find her sister and go "arriba" with her instead.
This latino-loco-chica thing is 4x harder than anything I have ever had. And she wants me to leave my sig other, and move to mexico or san diego or her home country.
4) Whats the over / under that we don't last before I arrive, break up during that week or actually still have a good time.
I've told my english friends back home that this will be the "final curtain call, the last hurrah" and that I will stop this dream world because I think ignoring your real friends so your chica isn't jealous is so stupid.
5) She keeps on telling me to be honest, to tell her honestly that if I don't love her 100% to stop lying, and stop breaking her heart, and that although she will be sad, it will be better long term. I'm just not sure that I am do that. Yet.
Maybe I should tell her that if she wants me to leave my sig other that it will only happen if she quits being a bar girl.
Sunset Strip
08-30-12, 04:01
Slight correction: Unless MTS has changed things recently, the Compass Card is only usable with monthly or half-month passes. I could not locate Slick Vick's original post to ascertain how long he would be in the area but unless he is there long-term, he should not purchase a Compass card.
No agenda in Tijuana is a good thing. Things happen unexpectedly in the zona. My only advice is if you see something you really want don't hesitate. One minute a chica is there and the next minute they disappear.
DAYTIME IMO is a GOOD TIME in the zona. Take advantage of a semi empty HK club. Those are the best times to get girls when they are lacking customers. Street action may be just a tad limited but there is always something to be had at any hour.
There are several dollar stores in the centro. I think one is called WALDOS. Just ask for the $1 store. You can buy several personal care items there or at SONRIANA the local supermarket Calle 4 Ave. Revolucion 24/7.
3am is a good time to cross. Getting there at 2:45 am wouldn't be crazy either. Mc Donalds is open 24/7 on the other side. The trolley comes at 4:45 am and leaves at 5am. Buy a COMPASS CARD at the machine to put fares on.
Usually customs agents are more mellow during the wee morning crossing hours. Bring visine. Get your story straight before you cross. No worries just act like an adult. Maybe pack a few souvenirs and mention them when they ask you if " you bringing anything back"?
Joe Arturo
08-30-12, 07:31
Well, as you have probably noticed, I was not able to dump my chica. Yet.
If you are looking for a review, stop and go on to the next review.
I can't remember how many times, she has gotten crazy jealous, then her usual fit of rage, I ignore her and then she texts me to call her back 2 days later.
I tried to convince her that it would be better that we just communicate by email and text, so I wouldn't have to make up stories on the phone about what I was doing, and
Pay all those long distance charges.
As it stands, I am back for a "last hurrah" in the middle of September. I will be in Diego for 1 week. If everything goes according to plan, I will be in san diego for 2 days for "work" and the rest of the time.
Fooling around with the chica, if we don't break up before then :P.
How much money should I budget? I will basically be paying, for everything but sex. I don't want to dump more than 1k so maybe I should tell her to work a couple weekdays.
This thing, whatever it is. Fantasy relationship, facade is wack, but I guess it is what they have.
Basically we email 2-10X per day.
Talk on phone 1X / day
And usually have late night video chat almost every night (except for days when we are fighting, which surprisingly is every weekend when I don't work and spend time with my fam)
She keeps on insisting her love for me is true, that she only "likes her clients and NOT love" and how her clients are "mad" that she tells them that she has a new boy and won't go out and do stuff (ie weekend vacation, etc etc in a couple weeks because I'm coming)
Honestly, this relationship or relation is sh*t makes no sense for me, but I guess it is all they ever know.
I was planning to save more US cash, but my sig other found out all the cash withdrawals I make so I don't think I can afford (to support her lifestyle) for the entire week sans the 2 days when I am doing actual work in san diego.
1) Should I suggest that she work a couple of weekdays, so I don't get sick of her and don't have to "pay for her day"
2) Should I just insist that we split 50/50 like a real relationship (yeah right like that will ever happen).
3) Or should I just find her sister and go "arriba" with her instead.
This latino-loco-chica thing is 4x harder than anything I have ever had. And she wants me to leave my sig other, and move to mexico or san diego or her home country.
4) Whats the over / under that we don't last before I arrive, break up during that week or actually still have a good time.
I've told my english friends back home that this will be the "final curtain call, the last hurrah" and that I will stop this dream world because I think ignoring your real friends so your chica isn't jealous is so stupid.
5) She keeps on telling me to be honest, to tell her honestly that if I don't love her 100% to stop lying, and stop breaking her heart, and that although she will be sad, it will be better long term. I'm just not sure that I am do that. Yet.
Maybe I should tell her that if she wants me to leave my sig other that it will only happen if she quits being a bar girl.I don't know if you are stupid or crazy or both!
Any advice? I'm going to be in San Diego this weekend but my passport is locked away in my safe thousands of miles away. It seems like such a waste to be so close to Tijuana and not go just because I don't have my passport / birth certificate with me.
I've been to Tijuana many times, but always with my passport. If you were in my shoes, would you attempt to make the trip and hope for the best at the non-passport line at the border? I've seen gringos pass through that line with relative ease, but I also haven't been to Tijuana in over a year.
And if I did cross over to Tijuana, would it be a mistake to attempt to stay at a hotel over there without my passport? Even a sketchy hotel like Hotel Cascadas mentions that they require a passport to make a copy of. I assume an American drivers license won't satisfy them?
Guitarrefreak
08-30-12, 07:58
Um, so how do you foresee life will be like if you are with her?
Well, as you have probably noticed, I was not able to dump my chica. Yet.
If you are looking for a review, stop and go on to the next review.
I can't remember how many times, she has gotten crazy jealous, then her usual fit of rage, I ignore her and then she texts me to call her back 2 days later.
I tried to convince her that it would be better that we just communicate by email and text, so I wouldn't have to make up stories on the phone about what I was doing, and
Pay all those long distance charges.
As it stands, I am back for a "last hurrah" in the middle of September. I will be in Diego for 1 week. If everything goes according to plan, I will be in san diego for 2 days for "work" and the rest of the time.
Fooling around with the chica, if we don't break up before then :P.
How much money should I budget? I will basically be paying, for everything but sex. I don't want to dump more than 1k so maybe I should tell her to work a couple weekdays.
This thing, whatever it is. Fantasy relationship, facade is wack, but I guess it is what they have.
Basically we email 2-10X per day.
Talk on phone 1X / day
And usually have late night video chat almost every night (except for days when we are fighting, which surprisingly is every weekend when I don't work and spend time with my fam)
She keeps on insisting her love for me is true, that she only "likes her clients and NOT love" and how her clients are "mad" that she tells them that she has a new boy and won't go out and do stuff (ie weekend vacation, etc etc in a couple weeks because I'm coming)
Honestly, this relationship or relation is sh*t makes no sense for me, but I guess it is all they ever know.
I was planning to save more US cash, but my sig other found out all the cash withdrawals I make so I don't think I can afford (to support her lifestyle) for the entire week sans the 2 days when I am doing actual work in san diego.
1) Should I suggest that she work a couple of weekdays, so I don't get sick of her and don't have to "pay for her day"
2) Should I just insist that we split 50/50 like a real relationship (yeah right like that will ever happen).
3) Or should I just find her sister and go "arriba" with her instead.
This latino-loco-chica thing is 4x harder than anything I have ever had. And she wants me to leave my sig other, and move to mexico or san diego or her home country.
4) Whats the over / under that we don't last before I arrive, break up during that week or actually still have a good time.
I've told my english friends back home that this will be the "final curtain call, the last hurrah" and that I will stop this dream world because I think ignoring your real friends so your chica isn't jealous is so stupid.
5) She keeps on telling me to be honest, to tell her honestly that if I don't love her 100% to stop lying, and stop breaking her heart, and that although she will be sad, it will be better long term. I'm just not sure that I am do that. Yet.
Maybe I should tell her that if she wants me to leave my sig other that it will only happen if she quits being a bar girl.
So as the countdown is on I am getting excited but also starting to plan my start so I'm not just running around on Coahilla with no real agenda. Having said that, it seems I will get there on a weekday afternoon. I'm sure any time is a good time, but being my first time ever, is there a reason I should maybe go in the night time instead? I've read on other boards to avoid going early if you're new or you will be singled out by the chicas. Which I figure. That's what I'm going for! But I do see the logic as well, in the night I might blend in with a crowd. I will say being a newbie in an empty club in Tijuana might be intimidating.
Having said that, is there a club that might be better for earlier visits? My main reason for going in the afternoon is to "scope out" the scene and get a feel for the places. Maybe get a chica and then rest up for the night.
Also, I know this should be the least of my worries, but I was wondering what you guys do about toiletries? If I stay overnight should I bring this stuff with me? I'm staying in San Diego but plan on staying overnight in Tijuana. Are those items you guys bring over? Or is there a local shop for such items that would be easier?
If I do cross back at lets say 3 am to get shorter lines, I'm sure I'll have a few drinks. Do agents give you a hard time if they see you have been partying? Obviously I don't plan on crossing back stupid drunk. But regardless I don't want to have any issues whatsoever.
Finally, just curious if any of you guys have met each other by just casually mentioning this board? That would be pretty interesting. LOL
Thanks!Re afternoon visits, I personally like it as a change of mood for going at night. There might be less guys, but there also less girls on a weekday. I don't think you have to worry about being a target.
Remember, you're not obligated to tip a girl or spend time with her unless your interested. Its fine to say "thank you, no", most understand enough english for that. Or you could say something like "espero una amiga" which translates to "I'm waiting for my female friend".
You're the boss.
Re passing back, I have come back completely shitfaced, and had no problem with the boarder patrol. These are my three responses when they ask me my busines: 1) Visiting my GF 2) Visiting some friends 3) Adelitas (with a smile)
I'm sure most forum members, would be down to meet up for a beer. PM me if you're interested.
Dude! OMG!
I don't want to flame you, but you got to take a step back and try to get some focus on reality.
From the questions you're asking, I think you might be focusing / obsessinng too much on the details.
For the money issue, spend what you want to spend, when you want to spend. For some perspective, I've got a chica that's actually proactively tries to find me the best deals whether it comes to taxi rides or buying drinks or whatever. She never asks me for anything except spend time with her. Of course I take her out, but I'd be doing that anywhere.
1k? Thats like 16 bar girl bangs or 50 street walkers. Perspective dude!
Maybe you shouldn't be thinking of supporting her for the whole week. Take a different approach. 'You will be down for a week, and you want to see her during that time'. Set up a few dates with her. If she's really into you, she'll make berself available, and you're also still free to sample.
Well, as you have probably noticed, I was not able to dump my chica. Yet.
If you are looking for a review, stop and go on to the next review.
I can't remember how many times, she has gotten crazy jealous, then her usual fit of rage, I ignore her and then she texts me to call her back 2 days later.
I tried to convince her that it would be better that we just communicate by email and text, so I wouldn't have to make up stories on the phone about what I was doing, and
Pay all those long distance charges.
As it stands, I am back for a "last hurrah" in the middle of September. I will be in Diego for 1 week. If everything goes according to plan, I will be in san diego for 2 days for "work" and the rest of the time.
Fooling around with the chica, if we don't break up before then :P.
How much money should I budget? I will basically be paying, for everything but sex. I don't want to dump more than 1k so maybe I should tell her to work a couple weekdays.
This thing, whatever it is. Fantasy relationship, facade is wack, but I guess it is what they have.
Basically we email 2-10X per day.
Talk on phone 1X / day
And usually have late night video chat almost every night (except for days when we are fighting, which surprisingly is every weekend when I don't work and spend time with my fam)
She keeps on insisting her love for me is true, that she only "likes her clients and NOT love" and how her clients are "mad" that she tells them that she has a new boy and won't go out and do stuff (ie weekend vacation, etc etc in a couple weeks because I'm coming)
Honestly, this relationship or relation is sh*t makes no sense for me, but I guess it is all they ever know.
I was planning to save more US cash, but my sig other found out all the cash withdrawals I make so I don't think I can afford (to support her lifestyle) for the entire week sans the 2 days when I am doing actual work in san diego.
1) Should I suggest that she work a couple of weekdays, so I don't get sick of her and don't have to "pay for her day"
2) Should I just insist that we split 50/50 like a real relationship (yeah right like that will ever happen).
3) Or should I just find her sister and go "arriba" with her instead.
This latino-loco-chica thing is 4x harder than anything I have ever had. And she wants me to leave my sig other, and move to mexico or san diego or her home country.
4) Whats the over / under that we don't last before I arrive, break up during that week or actually still have a good time.
I've told my english friends back home that this will be the "final curtain call, the last hurrah" and that I will stop this dream world because I think ignoring your real friends so your chica isn't jealous is so stupid.
5) She keeps on telling me to be honest, to tell her honestly that if I don't love her 100% to stop lying, and stop breaking her heart, and that although she will be sad, it will be better long term. I'm just not sure that I am do that. Yet.
Maybe I should tell her that if she wants me to leave my sig other that it will only happen if she quits being a bar girl.
Dude! OMG!
I don't want to flame you, but you got to take a step back and try to get some focus on reality.
From the questions you're asking, I think you might be focusing / obsessinng too much on the details.
For the money issue, spend what you want to spend, when you want to spend. For some perspective, I've got a chica that's actually proactively tries to find me the best deals whether it comes to taxi rides or buying drinks or whatever. She never asks me for anything except spend time with her. Of course I take her out, but I'd be doing that anywhere.
1k? Thats like 16 bar girl bangs or 50 street walkers. Perspective dude!
Maybe you shouldn't be thinking of supporting her for the whole week. Take a different approach. 'You will be down for a week, and you want to see her during that time'. Set up a few dates with her. If she's really into you, she'll make berself available, and you're also still free to sample.
Well, as you have probably noticed, I was not able to dump my chica. Yet.
If you are looking for a review, stop and go on to the next review.
I can't remember how many times, she has gotten crazy jealous, then her usual fit of rage, I ignore her and then she texts me to call her back 2 days later.
I tried to convince her that it would be better that we just communicate by email and text, so I wouldn't have to make up stories on the phone about what I was doing, and
Pay all those long distance charges.
As it stands, I am back for a "last hurrah" in the middle of September. I will be in Diego for 1 week. If everything goes according to plan, I will be in san diego for 2 days for "work" and the rest of the time.
Fooling around with the chica, if we don't break up before then :P.
How much money should I budget? I will basically be paying, for everything but sex. I don't want to dump more than 1k so maybe I should tell her to work a couple weekdays.
This thing, whatever it is. Fantasy relationship, facade is wack, but I guess it is what they have.
Basically we email 2-10X per day.
Talk on phone 1X / day
And usually have late night video chat almost every night (except for days when we are fighting, which surprisingly is every weekend when I don't work and spend time with my fam)
She keeps on insisting her love for me is true, that she only "likes her clients and NOT love" and how her clients are "mad" that she tells them that she has a new boy and won't go out and do stuff (ie weekend vacation, etc etc in a couple weeks because I'm coming)
Honestly, this relationship or relation is sh*t makes no sense for me, but I guess it is all they ever know.
I was planning to save more US cash, but my sig other found out all the cash withdrawals I make so I don't think I can afford (to support her lifestyle) for the entire week sans the 2 days when I am doing actual work in san diego.
1) Should I suggest that she work a couple of weekdays, so I don't get sick of her and don't have to "pay for her day"
2) Should I just insist that we split 50/50 like a real relationship (yeah right like that will ever happen).
3) Or should I just find her sister and go "arriba" with her instead.
This latino-loco-chica thing is 4x harder than anything I have ever had. And she wants me to leave my sig other, and move to mexico or san diego or her home country.
4) Whats the over / under that we don't last before I arrive, break up during that week or actually still have a good time.
I've told my english friends back home that this will be the "final curtain call, the last hurrah" and that I will stop this dream world because I think ignoring your real friends so your chica isn't jealous is so stupid.
5) She keeps on telling me to be honest, to tell her honestly that if I don't love her 100% to stop lying, and stop breaking her heart, and that although she will be sad, it will be better long term. I'm just not sure that I am do that. Yet.
Maybe I should tell her that if she wants me to leave my sig other that it will only happen if she quits being a bar girl.
Sunset Strip
08-30-12, 16:11
To be honest I was just left Tijuana and they have revamped the lines. They keep the crowd out until the building is fairly clear befits letting others in. There does not seem to be a line just for those without passports any longer. That said I did see a guy with a license and he was asked why he did not have his passport. He did get through. Not sure what he replied.
Any advice? I'm going to be in San Diego this weekend but my passport is locked away in my safe thousands of miles away. It seems like such a waste to be so close to Tijuana and not go just because I don't have my passport / birth certificate with me.
I've been to Tijuana many times, but always with my passport. If you were in my shoes, would you attempt to make the trip and hope for the best at the non-passport line at the border? I've seen gringos pass through that line with relative ease, but I also haven't been to Tijuana in over a year.
And if I did cross over to Tijuana, would it be a mistake to attempt to stay at a hotel over there without my passport? Even a sketchy hotel like Hotel Cascadas mentions that they require a passport to make a copy of. I assume an American drivers license won't satisfy them?
Baxter Slade
08-30-12, 17:56
Any advice? I'm going to be in San Diego this weekend but my passport is locked away in my safe thousands of miles away. It seems like such a waste to be so close to Tijuana and not go just because I don't have my passport / birth certificate with me.
I've been to Tijuana many times, but always with my passport. If you were in my shoes, would you attempt to make the trip and hope for the best at the non-passport line at the border? I've seen gringos pass through that line with relative ease, but I also haven't been to Tijuana in over a year.
And if I did cross over to Tijuana, would it be a mistake to attempt to stay at a hotel over there without my passport? Even a sketchy hotel like Hotel Cascadas mentions that they require a passport to make a copy of. I assume an American drivers license won't satisfy them?Last time I went they didn't even have the seperate line for no passport. I forgot my passport once and had to make that same desicion. I ended up going and it was alot of worrying for nothing. No problem at all. So if you look gringo and speak english you should have no problem. And if you don't you will probably just get asked a bunch of extra questions.
Not sure about the individual hotel policies, but I have stayed at La Mansion before and they only asked for a DL
I've seen high school kids come back with only a I'd or Driver License, and all they got was some questioning and a stern reprimand from the.
Agant."You're old enough to cross the boarder, but you're not old enough to be responsible and carry your passport? ' If I remember correctly.
Last time I went they didn't even have the seperate line for no passport. I forgot my passport once and had to make that same desicion. I ended up going and it was alot of worrying for nothing. No problem at all. So if you look gringo and speak english you should have no problem. And if you don't you will probably just get asked a bunch of extra questions.
Not sure about the individual hotel policies, but I have stayed at La Mansion before and they only asked for a DL
Not sure about the individual hotel policies, but I have stayed at La Mansion before and they only asked for a DLThe nicer hotels just ask for a valid I'd and credit card for any extra charges.
And if I did cross over to Tijuana, would it be a mistake to attempt to stay at a hotel over there without my passport? Even a sketchy hotel like Hotel Cascadas mentions that they require a passport to make a copy of. I assume an American drivers license won't satisfy them?I stayed at Hotel Ticuan last week and they photo copied my DL to meet their I'd requirement.
It might have been mentioned before, but does the wifi at Cascadas work in every room, or is it just in the lobby / business center? I don't speak much spanish and it would be nice to have my laptop open to a translator. I'd use my phone, but it's a work phone and I won't even bring it into Tijuana for fear of having to present that police report to my boss. I have an old ipod touch I can put a translator on, but it too requires wifi.
It's on, College Football season kicks off, and one of my favoritas is back in Tijuana. Simple pleasures in life, watching football all day and they heading down to party in the zona.
The Hammer1169
09-01-12, 23:13
Dude! OMG!
I don't want to flame you, but you got to take a step back and try to get some focus on reality.
From the questions you're asking, I think you might be focusing / obsessinng too much on the details.
For the money issue, spend what you want to spend, when you want to spend. For some perspective, I've got a chica that's actually proactively tries to find me the best deals whether it comes to taxi rides or buying drinks or whatever. She never asks me for anything except spend time with her. Of course I take her out, but I'd be doing that anywhere.
1k? Thats like 16 bar girl bangs or 50 street walkers. Perspective dude!
Maybe you shouldn't be thinking of supporting her for the whole week. Take a different approach. 'You will be down for a week, and you want to see her during that time'. Set up a few dates with her. If she's really into you, she'll make berself available, and you're also still free to sample.Allot of good men chased a pipe dream and ended out broke. You seem to want advice so here it is:
1. Dump your "sig" anyway. You are cheating your ass off on her so it sounds like there's no love or comitmment left anyway, and it's likely there's something in you that wants to get caught so it makes for a good break.
2. Stop thinking with your heart and start thinking with your cock. Strange right? Here's why; what started as a cock thought has transformed into an effort at logic and turned into an emotional fuck instead of a literal fuck. So; you are involved in a massively dysfunctional situation with your working girl.
3. You bar girl is playing you out. Sucking you financially dry. That's evident in your post. When she empties your accounts, breaks up your relationship with your "sig" you will have nothing. A naked dog in the street.
4. Trust me; she has several "favorites" like you. It is rare, seriously rare, that any of these girls have any sense of ethics. Take it from experience. I married a stripper / call girl from Mexico. Have had (5) years of great marriage, but I still catch her playing me. So, I play her too. Leopards don't often change their spots, those spots just fade a bit. Normally she will pout affection on me, suck me dry or fuck me raw, and then tell me she is going out with her friends or ask for something. You see, that pussy has become a tool for them, quite successfully, and that's all they ever use it for.
You are going to get burned man. Quit now while you can.
Hey fellas,
Still undecided on whether to stay in Tijuana or cross back every time I go out there. Initially I was planning on staying in Tijuana for a few days. Now I plan on going to Tijuana then crossing back to stay at the SY travel lodge. However, if I am having a blast I don't want to have to wait in line to get back. How easy is it to get a room on the spot at Ticuan or Cascadas? I know I'll pay more that if I were to book it now but I just want to make sure I can at least get a room at a decent place. I can imagine its not a good feeling to be roaming around in Tijuana with no place to stay!
Also, this is kind of related to escorts and might go there, but it is also a general question. I have been looking into using an escort service once as well. Checked out some of the sites and they have some nice looking girls. And while its more expensive I got to say 400 for all night is a hell of a deal when you think of what that would cost you in the states.
My questions is, have any of you tried these and recommend an agency? And second, how easy is it to negotiate this type of service with a bar girl? I mean lets say I like a girl in HK or AB, would they take an offer of say 200 bucks for a few hours at Ticuan while they are off work? Just curious as to the best option. I know sticking with bars is ideal, but the thought of only 20 min and a knock coming isn't the best either.
Guitarrefreak
09-03-12, 02:06
Ensenada board a little dead, wondering if any fellow mongers here are familiar with decent hotels to stay in ensenada, thinking about taking my chica down there for some pampering this week,
Preferably next to water, within walking distance to local excitement, but doesn't break the bank. Ie, not looking for dingy short time hotel, but some place with a decent lobby and amenities
LukeSkywalker
09-03-12, 03:12
Hotel San Nicolas is a pretty nice place. It's on the main drag as you enter the city, right next to bar Nelson with the big gorilla head over the front door.
This hotel has a small lobby. The rooms are nice and clean with a balcony overlooking the parking lot. You can hang out in the balcony drinking, cooking BBQ ect.
This hotel has the best location of all hotels in Ensenada, right next to the main tourist drag with lots of shops and restaurants etc. It's across the street from the fish market and the malecon if you want to hang out watching the sunset, eat the famous fish tacos or buying seafood to cook on your balcony.
It's night next to bar Nelson if you need a few extra pussies for the night. The possibilities are endless.
Ensenada board a little dead, wondering if any fellow mongers here are familiar with decent hotels to stay in ensenada, thinking about taking my chica down there for some pampering this week,
Preferably next to water, within walking distance to local excitement, but doesn't break the bank. Ie, not looking for dingy short time hotel, but some place with a decent lobby and amenities
Guitarrefreak
09-03-12, 04:44
Thanks for the recommendation LSW.
It is definitely a place to consider if I am venturing down there with fellow mongers,
The place I have in mind is probably a little 'classier' as I want to pamper my chica a little, but not too much, let's say, if I can find a hotel that cost the same about a ticuan night but at a much better quality.
For eg, considering Las Rosas, but not sure how convenient it is.
Hotel San Nicolas is a pretty nice place. It's on the main drag as you enter the city, right next to bar Nelson with the big gorilla head over the front door.
This hotel has a small lobby. The rooms are nice and clean with a balcony overlooking the parking lot. You can hang out in the balcony drinking, cooking BBQ ect.
This hotel has the best location of all hotels in Ensenada, right next to the main tourist drag with lots of shops and restaurants etc. It's across the street from the fish market and the malecon if you want to hang out watching the sunset, eat the famous fish tacos or buying seafood to cook on your balcony.
It's night next to bar Nelson if you need a few extra pussies for the night. The possibilities are endless.
KC Questor
09-03-12, 17:33
The problem I found looking for a similar place in Ensenada is that you want a place near the water but also in walking distance to local excitement. The local excitement is in the city, which isn't close to much in the way of beaches or water fun (unless you like fishing boats and cruise ships).
If a beach is more important than walking to local nightspots, I'd suggest Estero Beach Hotel & Resort, on the south side of the city. Private beach and lots of amenities. Taxi to the city center if you need to.
http://www.hotelesterobeach.com
Guitarrefreak
09-04-12, 02:28
Thanks for this recommendation, looks nice and clean.
Yes I am still struggling to weigh out what I want. After all, I will be with a chica, and so I don't necessarily need to go out and look for company.
That being said, if I can generate a little bit of jealousy from her (yes I know, playing with a Latina fire, no no). But anyway, we will see.
Side comment: does anyone know if the local Fender factory is open to public?
The problem I found looking for a similar place in Ensenada is that you want a place near the water but also in walking distance to local excitement. The local excitement is in the city, which isn't close to much in the way of beaches or water fun (unless you like fishing boats and cruise ships).
If a beach is more important than walking to local nightspots, I'd suggest Estero Beach Hotel & Resort, on the south side of the city. Private beach and lots of amenities. Taxi to the city center if you need to.
http://www.hotelesterobeach.com
RimmDigger
09-04-12, 10:44
Hey fellas,
Still undecided on whether to stay in Tijuana or cross back every time I go out there. Initially I was planning on staying in Tijuana for a few days. Now I plan on going to Tijuana then crossing back to stay at the SY travel lodge. However, if I am having a blast I don't want to have to wait in line to get back. How easy is it to get a room on the spot at Ticuan or Cascadas? I know I'll pay more that if I were to book it now but I just want to make sure I can at least get a room at a decent place. I can imagine its not a good feeling to be roaming around in Tijuana with no place to stay!
Also, this is kind of related to escorts and might go there, but it is also a general question. I have been looking into using an escort service once as well. Checked out some of the sites and they have some nice looking girls. And while its more expensive I got to say 400 for all night is a hell of a deal when you think of what that would cost you in the states.
My questions is, have any of you tried these and recommend an agency? And second, how easy is it to negotiate this type of service with a bar girl? I mean lets say I like a girl in HK or AB, would they take an offer of say 200 bucks for a few hours at Ticuan while they are off work? Just curious as to the best option. I know sticking with bars is ideal, but the thought of only 20 min and a knock coming isn't the best either.They will for sure work out you. You just need to ask: "trabajas por fuera?" which means: " do you work on your own?" let's say that 60% or more work on this modality. Some ones say they need to get to know you better, but after a couple of pops on the bar hotel they will be willing to work you out. They will give you their cell so you can contact them. Even with the cell on hand, you have to have always a backup plan, because if they are busy or they don't feel like it they will ignore your call, or turn off the cell.
The better is to go one night, and get 2 or 3 cell numbers, and you will be all set. Depending on the girl, and the time, you will be quoted between 100 300 Dls.
I wouldn't go for the agency. Its better to grab them from the bar, because you'll see what you'll be getting. I have tried agency or independent on the past. The best ever was from an independent, but I would say that is less than 5% odd. Better than bar. 10. The remaining 85. You'll regret it. (not getting her from the bar)
Guitarrefreak
09-05-12, 00:35
But unable to trace back who and when it was said.
Just wondering out loud to fellas out there who have had similar experiences: how did you go from paying your chica for sex only, to paying for everything else except sex?
All emotions aside, and just doing the math, if she is a family gal, one may end up paying more for the latter
Hey guys finally in San Diego! Heading down to Tijuana tonight! I tried reaching out via pm to some of you guys but apparently I don't have that authority. So I'll put it out here. I will be there tonight with a friend. Might run into you guys. I'll be in a black short sleeve collared shirt. Not that this description will help much. LOL but worth a shot. I'll be between AB and HK. Not sure if I'll be able to check back but I'll try in case some of you reply.
Hope its a great time! Thanks again for all the tips here. Stay safe and have fun.
RimmDigger
09-07-12, 04:31
But unable to trace back who and when it was said.
Just wondering out loud to fellas out there who have had similar experiences: how did you go from paying your chica for sex only, to paying for everything else except sex?
All emotions aside, and just doing the math, if she is a family gal, one may end up paying more for the latterYes, you end up paying more. I was in that situation, a month ago.
For some reason, sex is not charged, but they ask for help to get the hair done, pay some bills, provide the family, get some clothes, fix the water heater, medecine, etc etc.
In my case, normal usage, you can say once or twice per month, with the usual favoritas. Which means that 150 Dlls will do the trick per month. (two pops).
Now, in the other situation, I was doing 3 pops per week, at different times, different hotels, and some time at the Cascadas Hotel. Everything lasted like 5 weeks. I spent around 1K. With lets say 15 pops. That is. 67 per pop. Which, is in fact a fair enough price. Actually very good, because that includes the hotel, some presents and stuff. The problem is, you do it more often, (the girl will try to request as often as possible). And she will promise you are the only one, (which you never know). Every session was at least 1 hour, no rush, really nice. The problem, is, that instead of the 200 dls per 5 weeks, I spent 1K. But, you have more benefits. So, at the end is more expensive, but if you take it to unit cost, it is worth the money. It's economy. Higher volume, lower profit per unit, but higher total revenue (for her).
I don't know if I explained myself clear enough. Long story short, that thing is over now. I am saving money now. But I am dying to spend money again. I wish I could go back to those days. Will arrange it to 1 pop per week, and everything would be happiness. If you know what I mean.
Undecided what to do. Will be in San Diego Sat Oct 13, planning on heading to the border around 1230. We plan on mongering from 1-6, 7ish and planning on heading back that night for some american fun, before we head back and stay sun, mon in Tijuana. My question is what is the usual time to cross back to the border on that time on a Saturday night? What would you even recommend as a time to cross back? Is it even worth crossing back to San Diego or should we just stay all weekend. I figured more people would be going into mexico rather than crossing back. I know the last time I was there it took 1. 5 hours to cross back but that was also in the morning on a Tuesday, figured a lot of those people were crossing to head for work.
Any info appreciated, thanks.
Undecided what to do. Will be in San Diego Sat Oct 13, planning on heading to the border around 1230. We plan on mongering from 1-6, 7ish and planning on heading back that night for some american fun, before we head back and stay sun, mon in Tijuana. My question is what is the usual time to cross back to the border on that time on a Saturday night? What would you even recommend as a time to cross back? Is it even worth crossing back to San Diego or should we just stay all weekend. I figured more people would be going into mexico rather than crossing back. I know the last time I was there it took 1. 5 hours to cross back but that was also in the morning on a Tuesday, figured a lot of those people were crossing to head for work.
Any info appreciated, thanks.Take the trolley to the border. Parking on the weekends is almost impossible, unless you get there really early.
Not sure why you want to cross back, if you're just going to head back to Tijuana the following day. You'll not find a decent hotel in San Diego for the price of a decent hotel in Tijuana.
Crossing from around 9pm to 3am should be pretty quick. Don't even try on Sunday morning / afternoon unless you have a lot of time to spare, and enjoy standing around in the heat with thousands of your closest friends.
Well as I had predicted, my Chica dumped me last weekend because I ignored her.
And said that though she really loved me hated the fact that I would not respect her.
Anyway bummed that I would be coming down to San Diego
Tonight and not see her.
Anyway late yesterday she said she had a change of heart
And would give me one last try. Will see how this one plays out.
Left LA to Tijuana down the 5, took maybe 3. 5 hours due to an accident. Parked above jackinthebox, but looks like motel below is a dollar cheaper. Sucks walking across the bridge.
Arrived about 5 pm. Visited ab, cc, chavelas and tropical.
First to ab, not a lot of girls, not many gringos either.
Went to chavelas, all mex crowd. Waiter brought 2 slim girls in short red dresses. 'helen' (elena) and friend. Helen maybe 22, brown skin, straight bangs, thin, curly black hair past shoulders. Her friend was similar but straight hair, a little older. Picked helen. She acted kind of distant. I wasn't in a hurry but after a few drinks helen got impatient and told me she was leaving soon (lie). Making matters worse, her young boyfriends were at the next table watching and waving at her. When she told me she was leaving soon I sent her away and she later comes back to sit with them. So I call her friend over. Chatted with friend for a while, but the boys next table kept on signalling whatever. I really did not want to talk to any dudes so I ignored them. I started feeling bothered so I left. All of them are straight from sinaloa, young, tough, and dumb as rocks.
Back to ab, picked a medium-heavy lady, maybe 25 or older, light skinned, smooth skin and smooth black hair loose to shoulders, shiny black dress, near the mens room. Said she's from chiapas. She started touching me pretty quick and it felt good, after 1 tequila I said lets go. Note she got a lot shorter when the shoes came off. Bottom line she was really into her work and she got herself off too on top of me. I usually avoid any signs of fat but this lady handled it well. Actually looked better naked, natural firm tits.
To tropical, saw several asian guys there. I was a little tired so I just watched. Some of the ladies were real nice looking. Not much english spoken there.
Wandered over to cc, kind of dark in there. So I walked around for a closer look and did not see much interesting. Not many girls or people in there earlier or later.
There's more. But eventually I left around 1 am fearing the huge line I ran into last time (around 2:30 it was. Pure hell). A lot of police were at the linea but they did not bother me. Picked up 1. 75L cazadores bottle for $34. You can only bring 1 bottle now so I went for the big one. Easy crossing and empty freeway. Border patrol checkpoint was in effect on the freeway but no CHP seen.
Some of the ladies were real nice looking. Not much english spoken there.Welcome to Tijuana!
Thanks for the report!
Guitarrefreak
09-08-12, 19:05
Headed to Tijuana around 2pm yesterday, was expecting to be flaked by my date (set up earlier in the week) but she was notorious in flaking so no surprises there.
Doesn't bother me anymore, as I walked around and checked out the sites a little bit, a new found hobby was to study the buses and taxi de rutas and try to figure out exactly where the damn routine is.
Headed into HK around 3pm, surprised to bump into a chica whom I thought has taken some time off to finish her preparatoria, actually I was there for another chica, but this chica was so friendly, as soon as she was done dancing she rushed over and gave me a big hug, in the nude, in front of a room full of people.
Yeah that felt good.
We hung out for a while and I bought her fichas for the company, I know for some folks, excessive fichas are frowned upon, but one always needs to have that chica where the fichas shouldn't matter, just for the company itself.
Well, during this time, I sensed the other chica giving me the look of death.
(fast forward: I had some gifts to give her that was sitting in the back of my trunk for a while, and I really want to get rid of it, I did catch her leaving and I yelled her name, and she just kept walking, I had a mesero run out to get her, and mesero came back and told me she is waiting, but when I headed out, she's nowhere to be seen, what a *****, her gifts are going to the next chica.)
Back to present time. At some point, I noticed that the meseros yesterday were hustling drinks like crazy, and I probably paid for 2 drinks that did not even come. And they definitely skipped the change on a few, I had to call one young mesero back and ask him donde esta mi cambio, to which he quickly gave me the change but kept the tip himself. I was having a good time with my chica, but didn't want to upset the balance, but with TomJackin's blessing, I think I am going to let those meseros know a piece of my mind in the future.
Oh yes, bumped into TomJackin', what an (expected) coincidence, Tom always in his rico suaveness did only things that you have to witness to appreciate but I prefer to talk about my chica more than Tom (sorry Tom)
So this chica and I, we have been on great friends terms, hung out a few times, but never really done much, well, she is always leading the conversation in that direction but never asking me directly to go arriba (she later explained to me that, hey I am a girl, you cannot expect me to ask first, what a cutie) , anyway, so I told her I have been having crappy sex in Tijuana for a while, and I really wanted someone who I already feel great just having around, and we went through a few rounds of back and forth where she confirms that I am horny, and I am asking her, and I say yes, and etc. She surprised me by suddenly pouncing on me and giving me a totally GFE kiss in the club, haven't had something like this in a while, it was obviously a heart racing moment for both me and her because we have been looking forward to this.
Great success.
Long story short, I bought a few more fichas for her to get ready (Joe will frown upon this yes I know) , but I think this is a good investment for the future, since prior to yesterday, the fichas led to nothing anyway. We went upstairs, didn't talk about money went upstairs, got the room, cleaned up, and she proceeded with the most GFE of GFE experiences I have had in a very very very long time. And she was completely into it too. After we were done, we went back downstairs to have a few more drinks at which point I felt that it was time for me to leave as earlier, she mentioned that there was another guy coming to visit her (she wasnt rushing me, just letting me know). Well, knowing how some of us assholes can be flaky in our own ways, I gave her her space just so that she can be flaked a little. I shoved 80 bucks in her underwear as she didn't want me to hand the money to her.
Then I headed out with Tom to get a fuckin awesome tacos de camarones by the streets (thanks for the introduction) , and then we stopped by my regular taco stand for some carnitas and carne asada, we went to chicago after to watch a drunk fat chick refusing to get off the stage until her 3 songs were over, and a quick whirlwind tour in adelitas (dead) and back to HK like a boss, I was just chilling by the time because I have noticed how mexican beers seem to give me a headache after 2 drinks so maybe I need to pace myself in the future, while we were back there, saw my alone, and she was upset that the 'date' was late (she said it makes her feel like shit for someone to flake on her, pfffttt) , anyway, I didn't want to buy her a drink anymore at that time and as tom and I headed out, I gave her one final saludos, and she kept asking me to stay until her shift is over at 10 so we can go get tacos together, I declined saying that I need to hear back.
So hopped on the HK courtesy shuttle and headed back the linea to wrap up a fantastic trip (not in terms of cost, but just new found territories)
(ps: texted my chica to let her know I had a wonderful time and looking forward to it again, and she texted back this morning saying the same)
Guitarrefreak
09-08-12, 19:10
Thanks for the input, I did some math on my chica and see what she typically spends money on and tried to find a limit where it makes more sense to pay for her living vs. Paying her for sex (which all goes to the same thing but anyway) , for now, the engagement is gearing towards paying for her living, but that is because I don't see her enough, maybe it will quickly get out of control if it actually starts happening that way.
Yes, you end up paying more. I was in that situation, a month ago.
Sorry for the late report. I had written it immediately but lost the file in my laptop.
Saturday, Aug. 11: Arrived at Tijuana about 9:00 PM. Checked into Hotel Cascada. Night deck clerk Angel was very friendly and helpful. After shower, went down to the HK Club. I had to buy a beer for $4 at the entrance which was ok. The place was packed. I carried my beer and walked around. Saw a lot of beauties. I couldn't make up my mind. Finally I settled on 20yo Vivienne. 5'2, short hair, innocent look, great smile. I bought her a drink to feel her out. She was friendly although she spoke no English and my Spanish was almost zero. So I asked her how much. She hesitantly asked for $80. I countered with $60 and she accepted. So up to my room, asked her to shower which she happily obliged (it was hot everywhere). I got into the shower and we soaped each other. We began to tongue kiss and stroking each other's private parts. In bed she gave a good CBJ, then cowgirl and mish. I don't come easily and she did not rush. I gave her $80. I would see her again but not this trip.
After a rest, I decided to walk around the block towards Adelita and several other clubs. Adelita was also packed but the BGs were not up to par with HK. I did not even buy a beer or talked to anyone, and left. As I rounded the block and entered the Alley, I saw many SGs lined up both sides of the street. I continued down the Alley and rounded the block to the corner of Av. Ninos Heroes and Coahuila. I went diagonally across to the seafood restaurant (I forgot the name) and had a light dinner of seafood soup which was not bad. Then I walked around the block again and picked up Charlene. 25-30yo Asian looking SG (but she insisted there were no Asian in her family) , white skin, long curly dyed platinum blond hair, a bit plumb with big breasts and puffy nipples. She asked for 200p plus $6 room, she won't go to my hotel. In the room I wanted her to CBJ & FS, plus take her clothes off, so settled on 300p. She gave good CBJ and cowgirl. I had problem keeping my erection as I had been a long day coming from L. A. She tried hard to use her hand and sucking my neck and tits, then came that nasty 15-min knock. (I totally forgot the suggestions to tip the room girl $1 to delay the knock. Charlene looked like she wanted to finish me. But we dressed and left. It wasn't a bad session. At my age and condition it was too early for me to come again so soon anyway. If I ever do her again, I will negotiate 30 mins for 500p, then tip the room girl $1, then I will definitely have a great time. She is worth another session.
As I was walking back the Alley towards the back entrance of Hotel Cascadas, I saw this pure Mexican beauty Cecilia, long black hair, very pretty Hispanic face, nice skinny-to-average body. Since I had not busted, why not? I told her only sucki. 30 mins. 300p. She asked no fucki? I said estoy mucho cansado why no me siento bien. (I am actually starting not to feel well.) So we went to my room, she showered, and began the session with CBJ. Her CBJ was not very good so when she switched between BJ and HJ, I don't mind. She would let me touch all over except her pussy and asshole, I guess I didn't pay for it. After sometime, I could feel that I was not going anywhere so I took over the HJ while she sucked and kissed my tits and massaged my balls. She also slid her body over mine pushing her tits for me to suck, and her beautiful black hair sprawled over my body. I finally came. She even cleaned me up. After we dressed, she stood and watched porn from the TV of about 15-20 minutes. I don't think she has watched too much porn. Damage was 400p for 30 minutes but may have been longer. She probably didn't care of the time because it was almost 4:30 AM. Another nice session.
Sunday, Aug. 12: Woke up this morning feeling bad: headache, muscle and joints aching, scratchy cough in my throat. So I slept until past noon. It was about 2 PM when I left hotel for a walk. To familiarize with the land, I walked every street from Av. Fernando Sanchez Ayala in the north to Calle Salvador Diaz Miron in the south, From 5 de Mayo in the west to Frncisco I Madero in the east. I saw all kinds of shops, restaurants, pharmacies, Laundromats, and the big Catholic Cathedral on Ninos Neroes and Benito Juarez why / o Segunda.
Then I got more adventurous and headed toward to Arc, which in Sunday had two karaoke bands playing with screechy singers singing off-key. I discovered and walked the passenger bridge over the freeways and the smelly ditch which ends in a piazza with shops and restaurants, most of which were closed because of Sunday. I kept walking until the Exit to USA and decided to go through it for the experience. Even though it was Sunday afternoon there was a long line and I took almost one hour to cross. I got lost trying to find my car park until a hotel guy told me. I checked on my car, the return to Mexico, I followed my earlier experience and got to the HKC in about 15 minutes. That's pretty good. The rest of the evening I worked on my laptop and then went to sleep.
Monday, Aug. 13: Woke up late again and again did work on the laptop. The WiFi worked today and I started looking for good local restaurants. Saw a bunch rated by TripAdvisor and decided to go to Los Arcos Restaurant on Blvd. Salinas #1000 on corner with Sonona. It was ranked 4th out of 117 restaurants in Tijuana by TripAdvisor. It served great seafood. I took a Libra Cab which cost me 679p. The restaurant was huge and very clean. The menu had many choices. I ate so much I had to stop. During return, I spotted a bus stop just in front. I waited for the bus to show up, The sign said 'Centro' so I jumped in and gave the driver 10p, He returned me ½p. It took me all the way to Constitucion at Zapata where everyone had to get down. From there it was only 3 blocks away. Next trip I will use the bus more often.
After a short nap, I got up around 8 PM, showered and headed for HKC. It was quite empty because it's Monday and I am early. I spotted a Brazilian looking hard body with large fake tits. Her name was Victoria. 30-35yo, she was pretty enough, tall, about 5'7, DD, long dyed blond –brunette hair, extremely friendly, keeps grabbing my hands to grope her silicone breasts. So I decided to buy her a drink. She started lap-dancing on me and making me feel all over her. I bought her a second drink and start negotiating. She asked for $70, I said $60. She agreed. So up we go to my room. She gladly showered, then proceed to kiss me, lick my chest and nipples, then down to suck my balls and lick my shaft before putting on the condom for CBJ. She did a good CBJ with ball sucking, the cow girl, followed by doggy when she came, She was soaked with sweat, especially her face. I had to give her a towel to wipe. We proceed to finish mish style. I paid her $80.
Tuesday, Aug. 14:
I left for San Diego in the morning. The line at the border crossing was long but not as long as Nuevo Laredo on a weekday morning.
I had a great time in Tijuana. I will definitely come back if I am ever in Southern California.
I had a great time in Tijuana. I will definitely come back if I am ever in Southern California.Nice trip report!
It can be a blessing and a curse living so close to the border; so keep your distance.
Thanks for reporting back!
Made my first stop to get a couple of great pork tacos. It was hot as hell outside, and the extra hot sauce that I put on the tacos didn't help much either. The tacos went up to $1. 20, but hell, they could charge even more, and I would still eat there. It appears that the folks that handle the cash all missed the Math for Dummies workshop, because I always get the wrong change, or so it seems.
After scoring a good booth in HK, I settled in and enjoyed the view. Many of the girls from a month ago, have either moved on or went home, but there were some nice replacements in the mix. There was some dude that took the booth in front of me, may have been a local, not sure. Anyhow, he sits in the booth facing me with his back to the action. The first time I saw this. I thought,"Why in the fuck would anyone have their back to the action?" My thought was answered quickly. One of the HK girls joined him and jacked him off right there at the table. I tried not to look their way, but fuck, they were right in front of me!
One of trusted meseros fucked up big time! Besides Freddy, who I haven't seen for over a month, I've been relying on the other dude that I use. Freddy told me that he just got out of jail, and I never asked for details. I noticed that Guitarrefreak (GF) was sitting at the main stage with a hottie, along with his friend, I assumed. I told my mesero, who I call Maricóand, because I don't know his name, to bring GF and his friend a beer on me. Shorty thereafter, one of my favorites joined me and I got lost in the moments, minutes, hell, maybe an hour; don't remember.
I looked over and now GF had a hottie on each side of him. I thought fuck this, I need to meet both of them and headed down to the stage. As I'm taking to GF and the girls, Maricóand is right behind me and asking GF if he wanted to buy a drink for me. I turned around and told him 2 to 3 different times that I did not need a drink and to back the fuck off. I go back to my booth, and Maricóand brings me a drink. I was fucking pissed! I called him over and tore into his ass like he was a redheaded stepchild! My girl tried to calm me down, but she really didn't know what happened. Once I explained it to her, she fully understood why I was pissed. BTW, that was one humbled fucken mesero for the rest of his shift.
After a nice hotel romp, I met back up with GF and we had some street tacos; the spicy shrimp were outstanding. On the way to Chicago, I ran into Chunky, who is one of my favorite street walkers. She speaks English and is a real hoot to talk to and play with. She used a make-up pen to draw a line around her lips and I asked her,"What in the fuck is this?" She replied,"You don't like it?" I said,"No, you look like a fucking clown!" She laughed and quickly wiped it off with her shirt.
Chicago was dead as usual, but I like a few of the girls in there, and I like the no hustle of the place. There was one drunk fat chica that took the stage for one song too many. She missed the grip on the pole and went down hard during the first song. But she refused to leave the stage! Hell, she looked like a wounded gazelle and the pole was the only damn thing keeping her up! I wanted to open a betting booth so all could place bets on when she would drop again!
Later we went back to HK, and I spent a little bit of time with the Twins. It was still somewhat early, but we decided we had enough and took the HK shuttle van back to the border. I was a nice trip to the Zona.
RimmDigger
09-09-12, 06:49
Thanks for the input, I did some math on my chica and see what she typically spends money on and tried to find a limit where it makes more sense to pay for her living vs. Paying her for sex (which all goes to the same thing but anyway) , for now, the engagement is gearing towards paying for her living, but that is because I don't see her enough, maybe it will quickly get out of control if it actually starts happening that way.As I mentioned, if you are paying for the living the trick is not to see them that often. The frequency is the one that kills the deal.
And about calculating how much money they really need, you'll never know, because they can easily lie. You need to find if your girl has a drug addiction, gambling addiction, drinking addiction or padrote / novio. If she has any of these, forget it. You will never be able to support her live style or her economical needs. I learned the hard way.
I've been lurking on this site for a month now reading all the great info that you guys have to offer and still have a few questions. Well first let me explain how I got here in the first place. I don't monger around the world like some of you guys, and have very little experience in this type of thing. I occasionally go to stripclubs, and enjoy checking new ones out whenever I'm traveling or in a new place. I actually was turned on to this forum from reading about Hong Kong and Adelitas on TUSCL. I have increasingly gained an interest in visiting those two clubs and experiencing the other clubs, street girls, and other things Tijuana has to offer. I have started doing research and planning out a trip to Tijuana. I had first planned on a trip around halloween, but because of work may not be able to plan my trip then. So was thinking on planning a trip in early December, or possibly January. I plan on staying two nights in either San Diego or in Tijuana. I'm a younger white guy in my mid twenties with limited spanish, just looking for a wild mini vacation to remember. A few Questions I have at this time are :
1 If I visit Tijuana in December or January, Will it be slower (less of a selection of girls, less happening) than the rest of the year?
2I wanted to stay at The Hotel Cascadas at least one night or possibly both nights that I will be there. I have read it is a good location to pick up street girls, and that most sg will go to that hotel. Good move for a rookie?
3 Should I stay on the Us side of the boarder both nights and just travel back and fourth?
4Any other good advice for my situation? I've read the forum extensively but will probably have more questions before and possibly during my trip.
Thanks for any help guys
Joe Arturo
09-09-12, 18:04
Well as I had predicted, my Chica dumped me last weekend because I ignored her.
And said that though she really loved me hated the fact that I would not respect her.
Anyway bummed that I would be coming down to San Diego
Tonight and not see her.
Anyway late yesterday she said she had a change of heart
And would give me one last try. Will see how this one plays out.don't see her. She is playing you with classic Tijuana prostitute tactics. Go to HK and bang someone else and save your money. And forget about love because these gals don't lnow how to love. QUIT BEING STUPID HUEY!
Joe Arturo
09-09-12, 18:12
Headed to Tijuana around 2pm yesterday, was expecting to be flaked by my date (set up earlier in the week) but she was notorious in flaking so no surprises there.
Doesn't bother me anymore, as I walked around and checked out the sites a little bit, a new found hobby was to study the buses and taxi de rutas and try to figure out exactly where the damn routine is.
Headed into HK around 3pm, surprised to bump into a chica whom I thought has taken some time off to finish her preparatoria, actually I was there for another chica, but this chica was so friendly, as soon as she was done dancing she rushed over and gave me a big hug, in the nude, in front of a room full of people.
Yeah that felt good.
We hung out for a while and I bought her fichas for the company, I know for some folks, excessive fichas are frowned upon, but one always needs to have that chica where the fichas shouldn't matter, just for the company itself.
Well, during this time, I sensed the other chica giving me the look of death.
(fast forward: I had some gifts to give her that was sitting in the back of my trunk for a while, and I really want to get rid of it, I did catch her leaving and I yelled her name, and she just kept walking, I had a mesero run out to get her, and mesero came back and told me she is waiting, but when I headed out, she's nowhere to be seen, what a, her gifts are going to the next chica.)
Back to present time. At some point, I noticed that the meseros yesterday were hustling drinks like crazy, and I probably paid for 2 drinks that did not even come. And they definitely skipped the change on a few, I had to call one young mesero back and ask him donde esta mi cambio, to which he quickly gave me the change but kept the tip himself. I was having a good time with my chica, but didn't want to upset the balance, but with TomJackin's blessing, I think I am going to let those meseros know a piece of my mind in the future.
Oh yes, bumped into TomJackin', what an (expected) coincidence, Tom always in his rico suaveness did only things that you have to witness to appreciate but I prefer to talk about my chica more than Tom (sorry Tom)
So this chica and I, we have been on great friends terms, hung out a few times, but never really done much, well, she is always leading the conversation in that direction but never asking me directly to go arriba (she later explained to me that, hey I am a girl, you cannot expect me to ask first, what a cutie) , anyway, so I told her I have been having crappy sex in Tijuana for a while, and I really wanted someone who I already feel great just having around, and we went through a few rounds of back and forth where she confirms that I am horny, and I am asking her, and I say yes, and etc. She surprised me by suddenly pouncing on me and giving me a totally GFE kiss in the club, haven't had something like this in a while, it was obviously a heart racing moment for both me and her because we have been looking forward to this.
Great success.
Long story short, I bought a few more fichas for her to get ready (Joe will frown upon this yes I know) , but I think this is a good investment for the future, since prior to yesterday, the fichas led to nothing anyway. We went upstairs, didn't talk about money went upstairs, got the room, cleaned up, and she proceeded with the most GFE of GFE experiences I have had in a very very very long time. And she was completely into it too. After we were done, we went back downstairs to have a few more drinks at which point I felt that it was time for me to leave as earlier, she mentioned that there was another guy coming to visit her (she wasnt rushing me, just letting me know). Well, knowing how some of us assholes can be flaky in our own ways, I gave her her space just so that she can be flaked a little. I shoved 80 bucks in her underwear as she didn't want me to hand the money to her.
Then I headed out with Tom to get a fuckin awesome tacos de camarones by the streets (thanks for the introduction) , and then we stopped by my regular taco stand for some carnitas and carne asada, we went to chicago after to watch a drunk fat chick refusing to get off the stage until her 3 songs were over, and a quick whirlwind tour in adelitas (dead) and back to HK like a boss, I was just chilling by the time because I have noticed how mexican beers seem to give me a headache after 2 drinks so maybe I need to pace myself in the future, while we were back there, saw my alone, and she was upset that the 'date' was late (she said it makes her feel like shit for someone to flake on her, pfffttt) , anyway, I didn't want to buy her a drink anymore at that time and as tom and I headed out, I gave her one final saludos, and she kept asking me to stay until her shift is over at 10 so we can go get tacos together, I declined saying that I need to hear back.
So hopped on the HK courtesy shuttle and headed back the linea to wrap up a fantastic trip (not in terms of cost, but just new found territories)
(ps: texted my chica to let her know I had a wonderful time and looking forward to it again, and she texted back this morning saying the same) 80? You are ruining the law of supply and demand. Why did you overpay my friend?
Guitarrefreak
09-09-12, 18:58
Because she paid for dinner and drinks a few times, amazin' eh?
80? You are ruining the law of supply and demand. Why did you overpay my friend?
1 If I visit Tijuana in December or January, Will it be slower (less of a selection of girls, less happening) than the rest of the year?
2I wanted to stay at The Hotel Cascadas at least one night or possibly both nights that I will be there. I have read it is a good location to pick up street girls, and that most sg will go to that hotel. Good move for a rookie?
3 Should I stay on the Us side of the boarder both nights and just travel back and fourth?
4Any other good advice for my situation? I've read the forum extensively but will probably have more questions before and possibly during my trip.Tjrookie,
1: Yes it will be slower. While there are certainly chicas who work during this period because they live in Tijuana, during the holiday season many return to their home cities to be with their families, from two weeks to a month usually.
2: The Cascadas or the Ticuan will be just fine for your trip, each have it's advantages. If this is your first trip to Tijuana, I would recommend you stay there to enjoy the full immersion, it's a mini-vacation after all.
3: This is a matter of personal preference. Reasonable rates for a place that is walking distances to the border at the Motel 6 San Ysidro. Walking is about two miles to the border, or you can easily summon a cab if you don't want to walk. It's an advantage if you have an early return flight and don't want the risk of long lines to cross the border on the day you leave.
4: Maybe go back to read posts from a year ago that are around the similar timeframes you will have your trip, admittedly it's a year old but the seasonal issues are usually consistent.
The Halloween timeframe is nice, weather and number of chicas would be more optimal than the other timeframes, but you'll still have a fun time.
Cheers,
Keg
RimmDigger
09-10-12, 05:39
80? You are ruining the law of supply and demand. Why did you overpay my friend?For some reason they seem to increase the price at will!
The last one I banged was 100. (I was already there, so I couldn't avoid it) after that, The last 4 I quoted wanted 100! Hell no! Some of them were really good, and when approaching I was willing to overpay them (at80) but not to 100!
But general rule if they quote 100 I don't go, if they quote 80 depends on the girl, if 60 I go no problem, if 50 40 I go even if I don't like her that much. One time one quoted 20 BJ on the private, I didn't like her at all, but for 20 I couldn't resist. Hahaha
Guitarrefreak
09-10-12, 07:30
There is a girl previously who dances in amnesia but now works in HK instead.
She goes by the name montana previously but I have never asked her working name in hk.
Fake nose, tits and ass, but quite the stunner, if you can see pass that.
She quotes 150 for hhr, I tell her she's nuts.
But I have seen bigger suckers go for it.
Who knows, one day I may do it just for kicks.
For some reason they seem to increase the price at will!
The last one I banged was 100. (I was already there, so I couldn't avoid it) after that, The last 4 I quoted wanted 100! Hell no! Some of them were really good, and when approaching I was willing to overpay them (at80) but not to 100!
But general rule if they quote 100 I don't go, if they quote 80 depends on the girl, if 60 I go no problem, if 50 40 I go even if I don't like her that much. One time one quoted 20 BJ on the private, I didn't like her at all, but for 20 I couldn't resist. Hahaha
But general rule if they quote 100 I don't go, if they quote 80 depends on the girl, if 60 I go no problem, if 50 40 I go even if I don't like her that much. One time one quoted 20 BJ on the private, I didn't like her at all, but for 20 I couldn't resist. HahahaYeah, but for fat ugly hairy smelly fucks, like me, we have to pay top dollar for the girls to suffer through the experience! Bless their hearts!
RimmDigger
09-10-12, 20:39
Yeah, but for fat ugly hairy smelly fucks, like me, we have to pay top dollar for the girls to suffer through the experience! Bless their hearts!That is correct my friend! That is my theory.
If they see a nice young fit guy, they charge as less as possible in order to go. But being fat and ugly (like myself) they quote high, that in case they have to go, at least the money is enough to withstand me. The problem is that this is impacting my economy now, so I am already on an intensive exercise program (I joined the gym the moment I noticed the 100 quote was becoming common) in order to loose some weight, so at the end I could lower down those HK quotes. 80 is ok for stunners. 60 for regulars.
I can easily accomodate 60 (+25 room and extras) in between my regular expenses, but not a 100+25.
i had some time off on the weekend of aug. 25, so i made a date with one of my faves. i decided to take the train, as the parking at the border on a saturday is horrendous. in retrospect, thay may have been a bad choice. and everything this weekend was late.
the train arrived at the station about 30 minutes late. they'd put on some extra cars, and it was busy because many folks were headed to the races. oh, well.
obviously, we arrived in sd 30. 45 minutes behind schedule. i texted her and told her what time to meet me. we'd prearranged all of this, or at least so i thought. when i finally arrived at the hotel, i was still receiving messages about "where are you?" and "where are we supposed to meet?" ugh! after straightening all of it out, she said she was on her way. she lives in tijuana proper, not far from plaza rio. so, i hung around, had a beer, figured it would be about 30 minutes. two hours later she shows up, with wet hair. damn!
we retired to the room to relax for a few. she was hungry so we went down to the lobby for a snack. the ticuan's marlin tacos are pretty good and we split an order, which took the better part of 20 minutes to arrive. i told her we'd go have a good dinner a bit later, but she ordered a club sandwich anyway. this chick can eat! i don't think i've ever had a hot club sandwich. other than that, it was pretty good.
after dragging her away from the chow, we retired to the room. really, the only downside is that she's not that great in the sack. just average. and right after a huge o, she tends to fall asleep immediately. hey, that's my m. o. but she makes up for it with a sweet disposition, and she's always cuddly and affectionate when we're out. after some horizontal folk dancing we napped a bit. as it was getting dark, it was time to go out. she got up, grabbed her bag and headed for the bathroom to get ready.
well over two fucking hours later she emerges from the bathroom, made up and ready to go. she looked fine, but i had no idea what she could have been doing in there for so long. i pulled on my clothing. she asked if we were to go partying, or if i wanted to go to the movies. i pointed out that she was dressed for partying and not for the movies. she agreed and said that if i wanted to go to the movies, she'd go change into regular clothes. no fucking way! i'm not waiting another two hours!
so, we hit the streets. we strolled down to cesar's. we went into the tapas side, but the waiter asked if we wanted to sit there, or in the main dining room. you can have the full tapas menu in the dining room, if you want. and i wanted. so, we had a nice tapas meal, a cocktail and glass of wine for her, two glasses of wine for me. we left stuffed (did i mention she can really eat?) and it only set me back the peso equivalent of about $40. btw, they have a killer tomato-basil soup.
i think we got out of there around 10:30 or 11:00. we strolled around revu a bit and watched some of the revelry. she asked if i wanted to party around there, or go someplace else. i'm always up for a new place, so she suggested cats. ok. vamanos. the taxi guy knew where it was, and in a few minutes we were pulling up in front.
man, what a zoo. it's in sort of an "industrial" office-building center, for lack of a better term. it's occupies the basement, ground floor and (i think) the upstairs floor. it's a bit dark, very noisy, loud music. it's an open bar, flat rate of 160 pesos for men. 100 pesos for women, if memory serves. needless to say, it was wall to wall people. definitely not a place for the claustrophobic, and the whole place looks like a fire marshal's worst nightmare.
we fought our way to the bar and got a couple of blue hawaiis and a couple of sex on the beaches. in plastic cups. i was unable to determine if she ordered them because she liked them, or if the bartenders were just making bunches of them. we finally found a place to light, upstairs near the railing. it's a lot of fun to watch the locals party. lots of eye candy running around. it seemed the less-pretty and more-chunky girls were having all the fun, grinding their asses against all the guys in their party and generally cutting loose.
after 3 or 4 cocktails, we started wandering around. i was considering another club when we happened upon a slightly less crowded alcove downstairs. a bunch of kids were partying, but there was an empty table. we snagged it. we ordered a cubeta. a couple of 20 peso propinas to the seriously overworked waiter ensured very prompt refills of the bucket.
the neat thing about all you can drink is that it's easy to buy somebody a beer. we start drinking and dancing, drawing the attention of the kids near us, who were a lot of fun. one guy was from ontario, or therabouts. beers flew back and forth. one of the kids kept dragging me over to do sort of a sandwich style dance with his gf. him in the front, me in the back. she seemed to really enjoy this, for some reason. i think i'm old enough to be her father.
i have no idea how many beers were consumed. i can remember 3 cubetas, there may have been more. btw, they are the pony-style beers, like the ficha drinks in the zona bars. the place finally closed up around 2:00am. all the kids wanted to continue the party at some place on revu. we hopped into a taxi and went.
i can't remember the name of the place. all i remember is fighting the crowds to get to a table, getting seated, and then gf telling me we had to leave. so, we said good bye and did. i can't remember how we got back to the ticuan. i think we walked. i remember getting upstairs. i have a vague memory of her ralphing in the toilet, but i may be mistaken. i yanked out my contacts and hit the bed and passed out.
i got up once to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134), came back to bed, tripped on a chair and went ass over teakettle. damn.
i guess the blackout curtains worked pretty well, because we didn't wake until the phone rang. she answered. when she hung up i asked about the time. she said "uno pay eme"
it took a minute for that to sink in. i couldn't believe it, as they always call around noon to see if i'm staying an extra day. i got up, grabbed my phone and checked. shit! it is. and i have a 2:40 train to catch.
so, i set a world record for showering and dressing. i hurried her along as best i could. i had 1, 500 pesos left, so i gave them to her and she seemed ok with that. we rushed out the door, waited on pins and needles while they checked the room, then whizzed to the corner to find a taxi.
shit. there was a street fair and revu south of ticuan was closed, so no taxis coming north on revu. we finally flagged one down, i made my hasty good-byes and told the drive to hurry. he did, to the best of his ability, although i don't think his shortcut was all that much faster.
the line was stupid long, but i had my sentri in my sweaty hand. i whizzed through the line as fast as my hungover ass would take me, and outside where the damned trolley machine refused to take my money. i bought something at the little store there to get some different change, got my ticket and go onto the trolley.
it's exactly 45 minutes from san ysidro to america plaza. my train was supposed to leave at 2:40. the trolley left at 2:00 on the dot. shit. i'm going to be late. as the trolley chugged along, i figured that the train wouldn't leave at 2:40 on the dot, and that i'd have time to run across the street and get onto the train. at least with a business class ticket i'll be guaranteed a seat. so, i sat and fidgeted and fretted.
sure enough, at exactly 2:45 the trolley pulled into america plaza. i hopped off and ran across the street and into the station. omg! they hadn't boarded yet! yaaay. so, i got in line. and waited. and waited. and waited. shit. the train's not even here.
turned out the train was late due to some major delays stemming from the previous evening, when a freight train hit a pedestrain, or some such. anyway, the train pulled in about 15 minutes behind schedule, they unloaded, cleaned, boarded us and pulled out about 35 minutes late, or thereabouts.
about 10 minutes out, we slowed down. the guy came by for drink orders. no sooner had he finished, then we stopped entirely. i was reading, but after a few minutes i looked up. i thought we'd stopped to wait for another train, but we were stopped in the middle of an intersection. odd. then a lot of people started running around. then a bunch of cops showed up. next thing you know they announce that there has been an accident and we'll be delayed a bit.
then an ambulance pulls up, the paramedics grab a stretcher and actually walk through the train, between cars. they came back a few minutes later, still carrying the stretcher board, but with a backpack or something. long story short, the train had hit some lady who was crossing the tracks against the light. a southbound trolley was on the track next to us, and she and two other people were apparently waiting for the trolley to pass. so, they were probably looking north and, when the trolley passed, they started to cross right in front of the northbound train. fucking idiots. the arms were down, bells ringing, everything. two of the people made it across. the third, supposedly an older lady, didn't.
the new crew came and filmed it, some chinese kids in the seats near me were watching the broadcast on their iphones. they covered the body with a yellow tarp. it had landed 20 feet, or so, past the intersection, about 1 car length ahead of me. i went up to the dining car where people were standing around and talking, and spoke to a couple of the witnesses.
anyway, after sitting for over an hour, they finally backed the train back into san diego, transferred us to another train (the one that was scheduled to leave after us) and we were on our way again. i arrived at my station about 3 hours late, tired and still a bit hung over. stil, it could have been worse. i know one other person had a worse day than me.
maybe next time i'll drive and park in one of the free trolley lots. i hate to leave my car there overnight, but i have before. anybody else have any experience with overnight parking in the trolley lots?
Baxter Slade
09-12-12, 05:13
Great report Phordphan. Thanks for sharing I always love reading about a fun filled Tijuana adventure. Seeing as how I'am getting a little burned out on Las Pulgas, now you got me curious about this Cats place. Do you remember what part of the city it is in. Also wondering what kind of music they play. And if a mid 50's gringo would fit in ok or is it a pretty young crowd.
Guitarrefreak
09-12-12, 06:58
Maybe next time I'll drive and park in one of the free trolley lots. I hate to leave my car there overnight, but I have before. Anybody else have any experience with overnight parking in the trolley lots?Parking lot behind jack in the box is ok for overnight, so is the one across from it, done it a few times and seen / heard others do it.
(also let your story be a lesson to others: always help the elderly cross the street!)
I think we got out of there around 10:30 or 11:00. We strolled around Revu a bit and watched some of the revelry. She asked if I wanted to party around there, or go someplace else. I'm always up for a new place, so she suggested Cats. OK. Vamanos. The taxi guy knew where it was, and in a few minutes we were pulling up in front.
Man, what a zoo. It's in sort of an "industrial" office-building center, for lack of a better term. It's occupies the basement, ground floor and (I think) the upstairs floor. It's a bit dark, VERY noisy, loud music. It's an open bar, flat rate of 160 pesos for men. 100 pesos for women, if memory serves. Needless to say, it was wall to wall people. Definitely not a place for the claustrophobic, and the whole place looks like a fire marshal's worst nightmare.Fire marshal at Cats, good luck on that one! Two previous HK customer service gals took me there for my birthday blowout in June, but it seems I paid anyway; funny how that works. We did have a good time in the place, despite the fact that I'm old as sin.
Great reporting and great humor to boot! I really enjoyed the report!
Great report Phordphan. Thanks for sharing I always love reading about a fun filled Tijuana adventure. Seeing as how I'am getting a little burned out on Las Pulgas, now you got me curious about this Cats place. Do you remember what part of the city it is in. Also wondering what kind of music they play. And if a mid 50's gringo would fit in ok or is it a pretty young crowd.Here's a link, maybe it'll help a bit.
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/18072349
I couldn't really tell, but the neighborhood looked like it was fairly close to Mision 19. Same sort of semi-industrial vibe.
I'm 54 and didn't feel out of place, although I'm used to hanging with younger kids in foreign countries. It's 98% young kids, so you'll want to go with a date. Just showing up stag might be a bit awkward. But having said that, all the kids I talked to, at the tables and the men's room, were very nice, always asked if I was having a good time, asked about where I was from, told me about where they either lived or still live in CA, etc. I will say that one of the guys kept talking to my date, they opened their phones and I think exchanged numbers, etc. LOL As if I cared, but I thougt it was kinda funny. My guess is that the average age was about 25.
The music was a mixture of Spanish pop, reggaeton, etc. All very loud.
PP,
Nice job reporting on CATS. Never heard of it but will definitely check it out. There has to be so many places that we don't know about. Keep digging.
So about 2 weeks ago, my Mujere Loca told me she was flying back to her hometown for a month. It made me sad. It's been about only a month or two that she came back to working to HK, and we've kinda rekindled our relationship.
It's strange, but I feel like this relationship is stronger, and has more substance than some others that I've had with real girls stateside.
Since she told me she'd be leaving, we decided to really put some effort into spending some quality time with her, which we had success to varying degrees based on her working schedule and the fact that she's a flaky HK girl.
We had awesome some hits; spent some QUALITY sessions up above in Cascadas, and a night together at La Mansion. Also some unfortunate misses; I getting flaked on, me flaking on her due to me expecting that she'll flake on me.
Been having trouble getting ahold of her the past few days, so I've been kinda bummed out.
So last night (Tuesday) will be her last night before flying home. I'm trying to set something up with her to spend the night, and she agrees. YAY! The sky is clear, and the sun is shining again.
I wrap up a date quick here in SD, and rush down to the boarder to meet her at HK. She gets off at 12. I told her I meet her at 1130. I'm actually behind schedule, so I jog the whole way up the stairs, and across the bridge, and down the street to the first turn-stile.
Finally I make it to HK, and I'm still reluctant to allow myself to put complete faith that she'll actually be there, or that she would have gotten off work early, or that last minute she'll not be able to spend the night with me.
But I get inside, grab a beer, ask my Misero buddy if she's around, and I can tell he's on the job to track her down like blood-hound with a scent.
When my the Misero turns up nothing, I decided a location change is needed, so I move down to the front by the bar with the stools, so I'll be able to see her when she goes to cash out, or do her end of the night paperwork or whatever the girls do at the front bar.
Right when I sit down in the stools, I see her coming out of the Miami room, and she's coming straight for me. AWESOME! Ask her if she wants a drink, and we're off to a good start.
She's got about 15 minutes left to her shift, and she's telling me she's hungry, and wants to grab some tacos, and where do I want to stay? I'm smiling inside, and I'm thinking, 'This is actually going to happen'.
Midnight. She goes up to change to street clothes. I wait for her back in the front bar area by stools. She cashes out. Walks by me in our normal routine where I pretend not to notice her, and she pretends not to notice me, so that we don't attract any unnecessary attention to our relationship. I hold for a couple secs till she's well past me, then follow her out, and catch up to her down the street on the way to tacos stand.
Tacos.
Taxi to La Mansion.
If you've never been to La Mansion, the rooms are kind of like condo style units, where the entrance to each unit is through automatic garage door on the ground floor.
We're directed to a side of the hotel that I've never stayed at before. Our garage door opens right onto a view of the reception.
I want to take things slow, so she feels this is not about sex, that I really want to connect with her. We're talking about random stuff. Important things to ourselves, meaningless things, just enjoying each other's company.
She wants to celebrate with a bottle of Don Julio Reposado.
$55 for the bottle, some beers, chasers.
9 shots later.
The first beer can is flying across the room, spilling its sudsy foamy contents all over the nice crisp bed sheets.
She's thrown on her clothes and over night bags on her shoulder, and dashing downstairs to open the garage door to the outside. I'm worried that she'll run out into the darkness, and I don't think there's much traffic in that area, and not be able to find a way home, or she'll encounter some unsavory characters all by herself. So I'm struggling with her to shut the garage door. Up it goes. Then I manage to get my hand on the door opener. Down. She's incredibly strong. Up. I grab her hips. Down.
Finally she relaxes a bit, and we head back up the stairs. Not for long. She start running towards the door, but I manage to grab her, and calm her down again. Not for long.
She strips completely naked, and manages to get out of the unit before I can grab her. Reception is calling the room phone. 'No se qual es la problema. Ella es tan boracha. Lo siento. Vengo para llevarla. '
I get down the steps, and she's headed back towards the room. She has her sun dress back on. I take this as a good sign. Not for long.
She makes a final, last ditch effort attempt to get out the room. I'm in the garage pulling her from around the waist, but she starts SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS. I freak out and let go, and she runs off.
The guys at the reception are standing around watching her, and staring back at me.
I decide to run upstairs to put on my clothes and go grab her.
Once I get back down to the reception, they point me down the dark, silent street.
I walk down the street, and I find she's collapsed up against the wall in a complete pitch black street.
I try to help her up, but she's fighting me the whole way. Finally I just man up and pick her up, but she's wailing and kicking and fighting, but finally I make it back to the reception, and I set her down in front because I want there to be plenty of witnesses to see that she's completely drunk, and I'm just trying to calm her down.
There's like 5 employees out front there by this point, and I ask them to get me a bottle of water so she can drink and hopefully sober up. This is when she starts kicking me in the nuts.
One of them lands square, and I back up alittle ways and I'm bent over trying to let the squeeze die away.
Which is when my vision goes completely black, and I see stars all the different colors of the rainbow.
From the expertly thrown muay thai roundhouse kick with the most solid part of her shin connecting straight to my forehead.
The force of the muay thai round house kick stands me up again from my bent over position, and I'm just walking around dazed, trying not to fall down or lose consciousness.
I can hear everything going on, but it just seems very distant and very far away.
After the kick, I hear all the reception guys hooting in exclamation to her, trying to communicate like 'hey hey, calm down, no need to crack his skull with your shin', but I hear it as if it's hapenning in the background.
After I walk around for a while, and finally come to my senses, I ask the recreption guys where she went and they said she took off.
When I go back and look down the street both ways, don't find her.
This is not the first time she's snapped after heavy drinking. Three other times the exact same thing happened. All of a sudden, she'll suddenly snap. Pack her things in her bag, and run off. The only difference is the other times we've been in very populated areas, and she's always been able to get a taxi, and I figure at that point she's safe so I just let her go.
The difference with this time is that I was trying to hold her from running off into the dark.
Right now, it's 8pm of the next day, and I'm still not completely sure what happened to her.
I called her several times today, and two calls went through, BUT both times she said 'hola, hola', then hung up. The inflection with which she said hola, and the duration between the hola's seemed EXACTLY the same, which make me think it might have been a VM message. BUT it's different from her NORMAL VM message. And I actually heard the normal message a few times when I called later.
It was definitely her voice when the calls went through, but not sure it they from some other VM message.
I'm really worried that she made it back safe. Thinking back, maybe I should have made a greater attempt to go find her, but I was drunk, and my head was bashed, and I was hesitant wandering around in the middle of the night in Tijuana in my state.
Thought you guys might enjoy to hear the latest in my legacy of disasters with the Mujere Loca.
The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.
Are you sure your "pimpin"?
Maybe you should try giving her 2 dozen roses and a gift certificate from Sanborns for $200 u.s.
Put her up in an a swank apartment then blend her some margaritas and cook her favorite meal.
Tell her you love her and can't live without her.
Get on one knee beg her forgiveness and ask her what else you can do.
It's not you, its her. LOL
The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.Really? This was your first clue?
Whenever there's a chance for a crazy Tijuana adventure, I'm first in line. So I can appreciate the fun and excitement of this, and it makes for great stories afterward.
But, seriously. This chica is bad news. She's extremely flaky because she's either a total ditz or she has a drug problem. She has a major alcohol problem, which both you, and her line of work, exacerbate. And it would seem she has a mental problem, just to round things out.
Don't take this the wrong way, but do you have such little self-respect? You sound like so many abused women, who say that their BF or husband is such a nice guy when he's not drinking (or whatever). This just after he beat the shit out of them.
This chica doesn't have anything that 1, 000 other girls working in the zona have.
I, too, love to have fun with the chicas outside of the bars. Yes, one does have to put up with a certain amount of nonsense, as these are not "normal" chicas. But, seriously, you are asking, no, begging for trouble. The next time, some drunk local may take it upon himself to defend her honor and you may end up on the wrong end of that exchange.
Man up, stop playing the PLM and go find some other chica to hang with. It ain't difficult.
P.S. - Other than that, it was a great post. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall and watched all the excitement.
Guitarrefreak
09-14-12, 02:36
The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.You forgot about the kick to the nuts
Your forgot about the kick to the nuts
edit: re-read the important parts, i mean "kicks" :)
Baxter Slade
09-14-12, 03:11
Hey Pimpinit,
Glad to hear you came out of that ordeal ok. But to be truthfull I only care about the Panda. I sure hope that drunk loco didn't get her hands or legs on him.
Now on a serious note my GF is a sweet nice person, but when she drinks look out the crazy comes out. But now that she is no longer working in the bar her drinking has pretty much stopped, and I'am bored. So enjoy the crazy times while you can.
Guitarrefreak
09-14-12, 06:44
So continuing my adventures from last time, I headed down Wednesday evening to chill in HK primarily (seems to be where I decide to spend most of my time these days) , unexpectedly, my last GFE chica from HK was working too but I didn't notice her until she ran across the room to where I was sitting to give me a peck on the cheek. That was only I found out (pleasantly) that she was there, very quick though, things turned awkward because her douchebag ex-bf / client also seems to be around, and I can easily tell her from her subsequent reactions that she was mentally trying to figure out who / how / what she should do with her time.
Anyway, I made it a point to tell her that I don't want to be a burden to her, and I don't want to play any of these fucking games of favoritism and because I don't know all the backstory, maybe that douche is a stalker, or has threatened her before, or whatever, doesn't matter, I decided to keep a low profile and we will see next time if and how she makes up for it.
She did however text me later that night and apologize, not bad for a Tijuana working girl it seems, I will take that, can't wait to see what kind of games will be played the next time we meet.
During this process though, this chick that I banged many many months ago (actually I banged her, so that my buddy could bang her friend, so, mercy bang on my part) , she continues to be real friendly to me despite my only having spent time with her once, but anyway, always nice to have someone who doesn't make it obvious that she's just after your money, this chica came around a few times to mingle a bit and leave when the mesero ask about drinks.
Then remember natalie, the girl I highly recommended NOT to take? Well, she seemed awfully friendly that night, who knows, maybe I will give her a 2nd chance, but the fact that she asked for 20 more after I gave the customary 60 is still leaving a bad taste in my mouth, maybe I will let her know that if she improves on her attitude (ie, in bed) , and we agree on 60, I will tip, and be a regular (maybe) , but we shall see, she was pretty friendly that night and leaned over many times to give a peck on the lips.
Finally, there is this chica with short straight hair who appears to be relatively new, not sure how I can describe her but she always seems to be dancing somewhere, nice big round eyes, who kept giving me that look and smiling really big, we have done this routine a few times before but I have never approached her, I did notice that she was giving a very nice GFE to a local dude at one of the booths, and I have decided that me likey, and I will invest time in her at the next opportune moment.
Overall, just a nice laid back recon visit. No big gain / losses
She did however text me later that night and apologize, not bad for a Tijuana working girl it seems, I will take that, can't wait to see what kind of games will be played the next time we meet.Dude, has Joe and I taught you anything?
You are NOT in the Zona to see what games will be played out. Fuck, pay, and leave. Yes, some seem a lot nicer than others, but it all seems to be the same in the end; and you know that!
Guitarrefreak
09-14-12, 07:38
You see the smile on my face man? .
Relax, I am quite enjoying the experience of seeing each chica's attempt to do something different to all lead to the same ending.
See you tomorrow.
Dude, has Joe and I taught you anything?
You are NOT in the Zona to see what games will be played out. Fuck, pay, and leave. Yes, some seem a lot nicer than others, but it all seems to be the same in the end; and you know that!
So about 2 weeks ago, my Mujere Loca told me she was flying back to her hometown for a month. It made me sad. It's been about only a month or two that she came back to working to HK, and we've kinda rekindled our relationship.
The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.UPDATE: I was relieved to get a message from her yesterday that she's ok. Despite the nastiness of her last night in town, I would have felt really bad if somehow she had wound up injured or missing.
Man, you guys have all the luck and the fun. It never happen to me, What I would give to have something different that the same old: $60 for una hora, which usually is 30 minutes. Then it's done and she's gone.
UPDATE: I was relieved to get a message from her yesterday that she's ok. Despite the nastiness of her last night in town, I would have felt really bad if somehow she had wound up injured or missing.Dude that story blew my mind. I judge no man lest ye be judged, but damn let that girl go. I maybe new to the board and definately enjoy reading it, but my motto has always been I Don't pay for the pussy, I pay for the girl to leave. That must of been one magical snatch! Well at least I got the heads up on which chick can throw in mma lessons with my session for 60 dablooms
Hey guys,
So as I had posted last week I finally made my first trip to Tijuana and I must say it not only met my expectations it far exceeded them! Thanks to the advice on the board and all the reading I did to get info. The process was very smooth. From taking the trolley to crossing the border to takin a 5 dollar cab ride.
Summary: I stayed in Downtown San Diego and took the trolley down to San Ysidro. My first trip was on Thursday afternoon and I couldn't believe how easy it was. I got off the trolley, followed the crowds and just went with it. It was a very weird yet exciting feeling as I first went through those turnstiles. But as many have said here before, I never felt uncomfortable or out of place. It was a great experience. Once I crossed over, I found a taxi. Told him Adelitas for 5? And he said yes. Got there in no time and was in my new favorite place! I will post my experiences per club in the sections that they belong. But I did want to touch on the street walkers a bit. WOW! When I first took the stroll, I could not believe how hot these girls were! Some were better than the club girls.
Also, I wanted to mention that I felt very lucky that on both days I went, I crossed back in literally 2 minutes! After the horror stories of 2 hours, I was amazed. Thursday night I crossed back at midnight and Friday night at 11PM. As I said both times I was back in 2 minutes. This I'm sure is not common so I feel lucky to have had this happen.
Overall it was an amazing experience. However, being from the Midwest, its depressing knowing that getting back will not be anytime soon. But I MUST find a way.
Well thanks again to all that helped me out. And I'll make sure to post my experiences in the individual club sections.
RimmDigger
09-16-12, 07:57
Man, you guys have all the luck and the fun. It never happen to me, What I would give to have something different that the same old: $60 for una hora, which usually is 30 minutes. Then it's done and she's gone.Actually, this is the way that always should be. It is the best, believe me.
I'll be in SD the last week of sept. As I'll only be there Monday through Friday morning what are the best times to come back across? I'd rather spend my time with a chica than in line.
Thanks for any help.
Guitarrefreak
09-18-12, 04:00
A chica just sent me "la proxima botella dedicamela"
I roughly translate it to "dedicate the next bottle to me" but I may be wayy off.
The context of the conversation is that she asked me what I am doing and I mentioned that I was drinking
You nailed it.
A chica just sent me "la proxima botella dedicamela"
I roughly translate it to "dedicate the next bottle to me" but I may be wayy off.
The context of the conversation is that she asked me what I am doing and I mentioned that I was drinking
Guitarrefreak
09-18-12, 05:02
Thanks bud, now the next step is to go nail her.
Haa haa.
You nailed it.
I'll be in SD the last week of sept. As I'll only be there Monday through Friday morning what are the best times to come back across? I'd rather spend my time with a chica than in line.
Thanks for any help.Usually in the evenings, like 10pm to 2am. Rarely much of a line during that time.
don't see her. She is playing you with classic Tijuana prostitute tactics. Go to HK and bang someone else and save your money. And forget about love because these gals don't lnow how to love. QUIT BEING STUPID HUEY!Well against all advice my week in a nutshell.
7 days of sex 2-3x / day.
4 dinner dates.
1 beach day at rosarito.
2 arguments / almost breakup.
1 nite at amnesia where Chica dumped her 1k.
Times visiting Hk or adelitas-none.
Too much money spent on taxis.
Total damage-700 + 800 because I felt bad for saying I wanted to marry her.
Oh did I mention I lost my head?
Guitarrefreak
09-19-12, 07:52
No wonder she looked pretty friendly today when I saw her in adelitas, good job!
Well against all advice my week in a nutshell.
7 days of sex 2-3x / day.
4 dinner dates.
1 beach day at rosarito.
2 arguments / almost breakup.
1 nite at amnesia where Chica dumped her 1k.
Times visiting Hk or adelitas-none.
Too much money spent on taxis.
Total damage-700 + 800 because I felt bad for saying I wanted to marry her.
Oh did I mention I lost my head?
Guitarrefreak
09-19-12, 07:55
My chica sent me "sabes tu me has ensenado a ser fuerte"
Which I roughly translate to something like I make her strong.
The context of our conversation was that I wanted to stop seeing her and just end things, to which she said, no she still wants to see me, and then that
Please correct if my understanding is wrong.
Fucking crazy working girls
My chica sent me "sabes tu me has ensenado a ser fuerte"
Which I roughly translate to something like I make her strong.
The context of our conversation was that I wanted to stop seeing her and just end things, to which she said, no she still wants to see me, and then that
Please correct if my understanding is wrong.
Fucking crazy working girlsYA!
Counseling session, this Friday, be there!
Guitarrefreak
09-19-12, 08:35
You bet!
Enchilada de camarones kick ass!
YA!
Counseling session, this Friday, be there!
My chica sent me "sabes tu me has ensenado a ser fuerte"
Which I roughly translate to something like I make her strong.
The context of our conversation was that I wanted to stop seeing her and just end things, to which she said, no she still wants to see me, and then that
Please correct if my understanding is wrong.
Fucking crazy working girlsYou're close there, Guitar Man."You have TAUGHT me to be strong." She's laying it on pretty hot and heavy. Please keep us informed how it goes, and Bueno Suerte.
Guitarrefreak
09-19-12, 16:49
Thanks for the translation.
Just damn working girl talks, can't be trusted.
You're close there, Guitar Man."You have TAUGHT me to be strong." She's laying it on pretty hot and heavy. Please keep us informed how it goes, and Bueno Suerte.
RimmDigger
09-19-12, 21:07
Thanks for the translation.
Just damn working girl talks, can't be trusted.They always say that.
Amongst other things:
Te necesito. (I need you)
Por favor, no me dejes. (Please don't leave me)
Todo lo hago por ti. (I do everything for you)
Sin ti no se que haria. (Without you I would be lost)
Tu me ayudas mucho. (You help me a lot)
Tu me haces fuerte. (You make me strong)
No lo hago por ti. (I don't do "this or that" because of you)
Etc etc etc.
All of these, are text book lines. They must have a manual somewhere. Because I keep seeing the same lines over and over and over again, year after year. (First time I was exposed to these lines was 1994)
Guitarrefreak
09-20-12, 06:15
(taking notes)
Hey I spot 3 familiar ones from the list!
Seeing this so much, makes you wonder if it is a lucrative business to be a pimp to train some working girls 'eh?
They always say that.
Amongst other things:
Te necesito. (I need you)
Por favor, no me dejes. (Please don't leave me)
Todo lo hago por ti. (I do everything for you)
Sin ti no se que haria. (Without you I would be lost)
Tu me ayudas mucho. (You help me a lot)
Tu me haces fuerte. (You make me strong)
No lo hago por ti. (I don't do "this or that" because of you)
Etc etc etc.
All of these, are text book lines. They must have a manual somewhere. Because I keep seeing the same lines over and over and over again, year after year. (First time I was exposed to these lines was 1994)
RimmDigger
09-20-12, 06:30
(taking notes)
Hey I spot 3 familiar ones from the list!
Seeing this so much, makes you wonder if it is a lucrative business to be a pimp to train some working girls 'eh?Oh yes, I can imagine the business being very lucrative.
Just imagine, that every time you go to HK, and you go upstairs. Right after the pop, the girls pays you 100.
Then, you go to AB, take another upstairs, and you collect another 100. You go to CC and then Chavelas. 100+100. Ok. 400 for the day. Ok, I believe I will return tomorrow. And if you have more girls. More money. Lucrative business it is!
PussyLover26
09-20-12, 18:56
Hi first time heading to Tijuana and wanted to know can you have a good time with a budget of like 200 dollars please any folks or pointer will definatly help I'm a big fan of the post which is what encourage me to give it a try first time for international but senior in USA.
Guitarrefreak
09-21-12, 02:35
See ath's breakdown in the other thread.
But yes for 200 you can have a great time, but you could also have a crappy time with 400, all a matter of how you spend your money (hey its your money, spend it however you want!) , just don't get buyer's remorse (or fucker's remorse in this case)
Hi first time heading to Tijuana and wanted to know can you have a good time with a budget of like 200 dollars please any folks or pointer will definatly help I'm a big fan of the post which is what encourage me to give it a try first time for international but senior in USA.
KC Questor
09-21-12, 06:11
Hi first time heading to Tijuana and wanted to know can you have a good time with a budget of like 200 dollars please any folks or pointer will definatly help I'm a big fan of the post which is what encourage me to give it a try first time for international but senior in USA.How many days for $200? Are you staying overnight? Or is this $200 to spend in one night before heading back to the border?
Here is my mental math (prices rounded up to account for miscellaneous dollars spent on tips or tacos) :
$5 from the border to the zona.
$5 back to the border.
$75 to bang a club girl (including hotel)
$30 to bang a street girl.
$5 for a drink in a club.
$10 for a girl to sit with you for 10-15 minutes while you get to know her and feel her up.
So, for $200 you can.
1) taxi to the zona ($5)
2) enter the club, have a beer ($10)
3) sit with a bar girl or two for half an hour or so ($30)
4) take said bar girl upstairs ($105)
5) head to another club and have another beer ($110)
6) sit with a bar girl or two for half an hour or so ($130)
7) walk around the zona and talk to the street girls ($130)
8) take a street girl to her hotel ($160)
9) return to a bar and have a beer ($165)
10) sit with a bar girl or two for half an hour or so ($185)
11) taxi to the border ($5)
And you still have $10 in your pocket for emergencies.
So in the span of 3-4 hours you had three beers, two fucks, and a solid hour or more sitting with a hot girl while she rubs on you and you rub on her. Seems like a fine time for $200 to me.
Hi first time heading to Tijuana and wanted to know can you have a good time with a budget of like 200 dollars please any folks or pointer will definatly help I'm a big fan of the post which is what encourage me to give it a try first time for international but senior in USA.Dude,
Some guys get by for less than 50 bucks a trip. I never pay more than 3 bucks for a cab, but many others walk during the day, but not at night.
The street girls can be dead cheap, including the rooms.
However, you usually get for what you pay for.
You could have a few drinks at the cheaper Zona bars. TB always has 2 for 1 specials, as many as the others as well.
It all depends on your time, taste, and money.
Do us all a favor, if you go, report back!
Naked Gunz
09-21-12, 11:29
The street girls can be dead cheap, including the rooms.
Do us all a favor, if you go, report back!Price goes up with street girls "sin ropa", (without clothes) , which means they will only pull down their pantys and leave everything else on for a quick 20 buck phuck!
Baxter Slade
09-22-12, 16:28
Price goes up with street girls "sin ropa", (without clothes) , which means they will only pull down their pantys and leave everything else on for a quick 20 buck phuck!It is true that this is the kind of service you will get from a street girl. She will want more monet to take her cloth off, more money to change positions, etc. Etc. However the key to dealing with a SG is to negotiate everything on the street and pay in pesos.
I was down there the other day, I found a real beauty, with a flawless body. I asked for a BJ only and thought I would throw in sin ropa offered 200 pesos (around 16 or 17 US) , room was 3 dollars. She gladly accepted. After spending awhile giving a pretty good BJ she was getting all sweaty and she said mucho trabajo es ok we sexo. I said ok, she let me pick the position and never asked for more money.
SG's can be the best bargan around just remember to pay in pesos and make sure she clearly understands what you want and the price you are going to pay, BEFORE you go the room.
Guitarrefreak
09-22-12, 18:45
Has anyone tried visiting platinum on revu / calle 7?
As I understand, it is the sister store of amnesia without the cover charge and the doorman who worked for amnesia has now gone there.
Just wondering what are the costs of:
Ficha.
Dance.
VIP.
"VIP"
For example, in amnesia these days as I know.
Ficha. 10.
Dance. 20 / song.
VIP. Variable.
"VIP".150 for room and 1 pop for 60 mins.
Though a taxi driver has told me that on slow days (early week days),"VIP" in amnesia is down to 40. Which to be sounds pretty fucking sweet, but pretty impossible too.
Just wondering if anyone knows about platinum
I've had the pleasure of witnessing event this more than a few times in the Zona hotels, and each time the thought the counter would collapse; in each case, I was wrong!
I would think that the shower would be more comfortable, but then again, maybe the girls are considering that there is less to dry off when using the sink; who knows?
ChrisAllan1
09-23-12, 05:36
I been mongering for just about a year now thinking its time to have my funnest trip yet. I pretty much go to the zona once every 3 months spending 100 to 400 bucks staying for 2 or 3 days. This time I'm thinking about spending a thousand. I'm thinking I should hit about 8-9 Bg's total including buying a ficha for each, I'll probably stay at hotel cascades, I've never slept there before but I'm thinking I might as well to lower the cost of taking a HK chick upstairs. I've only been interested in 3 sg's so I would take them to the room, now all that plus food and drinks for myself thats under a thousand total. Do you guys think its possible to do this? A 2 day stay, I'm looking to do about 6 girls a day, Am I crazy? How much would it be to do one all nighter with a bg or sg? Last time I did one with a streetwalker it was 80. This time I don't just want to be at AB, HK or chicago club like I usually do, I want to go to club amnesia, bar tropical and Las Chavelas, hell maybe even purple rain too since I never really gave it a shot, What would you guys do? And what are your favorite restaurants and civie bars in the area? I want to go to plaza Rio for the first time also hit up Las pulgas to see if I can get some civies to hang out with me. And one last thing, where can I get some good viagra?
Guitarrefreak
09-23-12, 05:52
That ass looks familiar!
I've had the pleasure of witnessing event this more than a few times in the Zona hotels, and each time the thought the counter would collapse; in each case, I was wrong!
I would think that the shower would be more comfortable, but then again, maybe the girls are considering that there is less to dry off when using the sink; who knows?
That ass looks familiar!I loved that ass and will repeat!
And of course it looks familiar, you were in the booth with us!
RimmDigger
09-23-12, 17:53
I've had the pleasure of witnessing event this more than a few times in the Zona hotels, and each time the thought the counter would collapse; in each case, I was wrong!
I would think that the shower would be more comfortable, but then again, maybe the girls are considering that there is less to dry off when using the sink; who knows?That picture looks amazing!
AmanteDeLatina
09-24-12, 19:23
Having had the time of my life in my last trip to Tijuana, I am thinking about going back on new years eve. Is that a good time to go? Is the Zona Norte so filled up with Gringos that it is hard to get the attention of a lady? Do the hotels jack up their rates on New Years eve? Do the girls charge more on new years eve? Has anyone ever been to Tijuana on new years eve?
KC Questor
09-24-12, 21:21
Having had the time of my life in my last trip to Tijuana, I am thinking about going back on new years eve. Is that a good time to go? Is the Zona Norte so filled up with Gringos that it is hard to get the attention of a lady? Do the hotels jack up their rates on New Years eve? Do the girls charge more on new years eve? Has anyone ever been to Tijuana on new years eve?I've never been to Tijuana on NYE, but if it is like most other Catholic countries the girls are all home with their families. Three King's Day (Epiphany. http://gomexico.about.com/od/festivalsholidays/p/kings_day.htm) is a huge holiday on January 6, so many of the girls will go home for Christmas and stay until after "Dia de Reyes". I spent a couple of really lonely days in San Jose, Costa Rica one year. I also went to a kickass Reyes pary in Puerto Rico once, but it was in a small town and the girls were partying, not working.
My bet would be that it would not be the best time to visit, although I'm sure there will be SOME working girls (those who live in Tijuana, for example)
GolfSexRroll
09-24-12, 22:32
Does anyone know about the new ped crossing to Tijuana at the border? I talked to a BP USA agent in A mart at trolley station in San Y and he said the present bridge will be closed Thursday and new crossing will be (behind Mc Donalds?) or something lie that. Does anyone know about or heard about this? Also I was with my"novia" alley girl on Sunday and a "wake up session" this morning! As always CBJ and GFE, now DATY and kisses- this takes time and work with some girls. Well she told me last week some americano died in the street from a heart attack for taking 6 viagra. Anybody hear of this or just chica"loco"-motion.
I have been to Tijuana on a few New Years eve over the years and its pretty packed like most nights. I'm sure some of the girls may go home for the holidays but many do not from my experence.
Having had the time of my life in my last trip to Tijuana, I am thinking about going back on new years eve. Is that a good time to go? Is the Zona Norte so filled up with Gringos that it is hard to get the attention of a lady? Do the hotels jack up their rates on New Years eve? Do the girls charge more on new years eve? Has anyone ever been to Tijuana on new years eve?
DeepMmpactt
09-25-12, 00:32
Well against all advice my week in a nutshell.
7 days of sex 2-3x / day.
4 dinner dates.
1 beach day at rosarito.
2 arguments / almost breakup.
1 nite at amnesia where Chica dumped her 1k.
Times visiting Hk or adelitas-none.
Too much money spent on taxis.
Total damage-700 + 800 because I felt bad for saying I wanted to marry her.
Oh did I mention I lost my head?O. K guys my trip is back on, I had to cancell my last trip, but me and Tomjackin are locked and loaded. I haven't been on here in a while, but I still see "The Sapp of the year" or "The Whiner of the Century" Is still here crying and bitching the sky is falling. LOL! Dude you're PATHETIC.
Having had the time of my life in my last trip to Tijuana, I am thinking about going back on new years eve. Is that a good time to go? Is the Zona Norte so filled up with Gringos that it is hard to get the attention of a lady? Do the hotels jack up their rates on New Years eve? Do the girls charge more on new years eve? Has anyone ever been to Tijuana on new years eve?I've always had a great NYE in Tijuana. But that's because I had a chica to spend time with. Pickings might be slim because of other chicas spending time with their significant others or PLMs. But if you're there to take in the scene, it is pretty lively and you may get that NYE kiss from a chica of your choice.
Guitarrefreak
09-25-12, 03:44
I spent a Christmas eve with a chica working in adelitas.
Ok, not quite the traditional holiday, but it was a magical moment, when the crowd thinned out at the end of the night (or rather, early in the morning) , she hit the stage (she dances, but is not a regular dancer at adelitas) , and she was there sashaying, waltzing around, and dancing in my jacket. Yes she was a little tipsy from the drinks but all eyes were glued on her during that 2 songs (not that there were many, but maybe 20+ people left in the wee hours) , but she just kept looking back at me and paid no attention to the guys who were trying to tip her, some drunk dude even hit the stage, knelt down and offered her 300 bux to spend the night with her (or however long he needed to bust a nut) , but she just didn't budge.
(ok maybe I am making it sound too biased, but hey, its great memory)
Hopefully all why'all deciding to spend Christmas or nye in Tijuana have a memorable night ahead of you.
I've always had a great NYE in Tijuana. But that's because I had a chica to spend time with. Pickings might be slim because of other chicas spending time with their significant others or PLMs. But if you're there to take in the scene, it is pretty lively and you may get that NYE kiss from a chica of your choice.
Sorry if I am posting in the wrong place. But when I patted on the Ensenada section "NADA". Didn't got any help, so I am hoping that someone in here might help me.
I go to Ensenada time to time, and when I go there, I am looking for escort service instead of a club.
Can someone suggest me any good information?
Thanks
Does anyone know about the new ped crossing to Tijuana at the border? I talked to a BP USA agent in A mart at trolley station in San Y and he said the present bridge will be closed Thursday and new crossing will be (behind Mc Donalds?) or something lie that. Does anyone know about or heard about this?Here's an article about the new access route:
http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/29473/First-day-of-new-pedestrian-border-crossing/
Here's an article about the new access route:
http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/29473/First-day-of-new-pedestrian-border-crossing/Cool. No more getting off the trolley and schlepping over that stupid bridge.
GolfSexRroll
09-26-12, 05:17
Cool. No more getting off the trolley and schlepping over that stupid bridge.It was really easy. Past McD's to the left. Still a walk. Still a turnstyle. Lets you off at La Lina Pharmacia. You still have to turn left to go over the ped bridge (usually where the fuckin line starts to get back to USA.) Going back.happy to say at 7:45 PM Tuesday no line walked right up to the agent! I sure am not used to that. Dogs were sniffing for drugs not my al pastor te va tacos. Hehehe.
Here's an article about the new access route:
http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/29473/First-day-of-new-pedestrian-border-crossing/This is very good news; thanks for posting the information!
GolfSexRroll
09-26-12, 17:38
I've had the pleasure of witnessing event this more than a few times in the Zona hotels, and each time the thought the counter would collapse; in each case, I was wrong!
I would think that the shower would be more comfortable, but then again, maybe the girls are considering that there is less to dry off when using the sink; who knows?Yes most SG do the sink pussy wash.
They don. T like to kiss because they don, t want to taste their pussy juices after you slurped on them (I always bring toothbrush and toothpaste, that seems to work after besso panocha.)
Last week my SG "novia" texted me said she was horny (translation: wants my money) I was not doing anything so I said sure but I wanted to do it on the cheap! Trolley down $0 I have a monthly pass. Walked from border to HK to get a drink to hydrate, Free :VIP card. Felt up 3 dancers for 20 minutes while I waited for my SG to meet me $3.
Met my girl outside HK and went up at Cascada $12 for 30 minutes but extra time allowed (no knock) with VIP card. 500 mxn with my girl for 1/2 hr (which lasted about 50 min. Had lunch at Prada (next to Cascada 165 mxn) Ride back to la lina Free HK van $1 tip.
A good deal in my eyes.
Guitarrefreak
09-27-12, 01:09
Wayyy off topic and possibly a downer to some, but is anyone on this board here familiar with how abortions work in Tijuana?
A buddy of fine is getting harassed by his chica to help pay for an abortion, claiming that it is his (but, really, what makes her so damn sure its his?)
I am clueless in this topic, since so far luck has been on my side, wondering if anyone else has went through this shit and can shed some light
Dogs were sniffing for drugs not my al pastor te va tacos. Hehehe.Too funny. Reminds me of something that happened earlier this year, I had just passed through the check line and standing in front of the long counter was a woman agent and a K-9. I was a few paces past when I felt something on the back of my leg, I look back and see the K-9 right up on the back of my leg and I instantly freeze, not knowing what to do, and the dog is poking it's nose up and down my pants. In a split second I get a worst-case scenario in my head about getting arrested at the border. Well the female officer looks at me with a smile and asks 'Do you have a dog? ' and I say 'Yes! ' and she then apologizes for the K-9 and turns and they walk away. Probably the quickest I've gotten sober that I can remember.
A buddy of fine is getting harassed by his chica to help pay for an abortion, claiming that it is his (but, really, what makes her so damn sure its his?)I've had three friends go through the exact same thing. Two of them pleaded the fifth, the third ponyed up some cash. All three ended up with the same results, the girl got the surgery.
It may not sound honorable, but your best bet is to deny and bounce. If she decides to go through with the pregnancy, both her and the club lose out on income. Besides, considering the circumstances that caused her to become pregnant, why be chivalrous after the fact?
Wayyy off topic and possibly a downer to some, but is anyone on this board here familiar with how abortions work in Tijuana?
A buddy of fine is getting harassed by his chica to help pay for an abortion, claiming that it is his (but, really, what makes her so damn sure its his?)
I am clueless in this topic, since so far luck has been on my side, wondering if anyone else has went through this shit and can shed some lightYour friend should be very wary about this chica. Using the whole "I'm pregnant" bit to get extra money is another part of the scam. My friend also had the same experience but the chica fessed up about lying about it. Make sure that she is actually pregnant. If so, then your friend has to decide if he thinks if the baby is his or not.
Guitarrefreak
09-27-12, 19:40
I am just [barely] amused watching from the sidelines on this entire ordeal, what I have asked my buddy is:
1) insist to go to the doctor with her for checkup / surgery with her. Partly responsibility, partly gauge how she deals with this
2) don't directly yes / no the money request, unless he wants to be played a fool (yes) , or end the relationship with her forever (no)
3) if he decides to pony up the cash, to ease his conscience, decide if he is going to pay whatever she asks, or come up with something short, and explain that is the best that can be done (so she doesn't seem him as a money well)
4) through the combinations of 1) to 3) , try to find out from her whether it is really his. Because, if she's doing him bare, whats stopping her from doing others too.
I can only thank someone upstairs that this isn't happening to me, sounds like a lot of shit to deal with. So far she is asking for somewhere close to $500, which is the part I am curious, how much does it cost to do an abortion in Tijuana anyway? I am sure they have doctors specially for working girls who give group discounts on such things (sounds horrible I know, but.)
Your friend should be very wary about this chica. Using the whole "I'm pregnant" bit to get extra money is another part of the scam. My friend also had the same experience but the chica fessed up about lying about it. Make sure that she is actually pregnant. If so, then your friend has to decide if he thinks if the baby is his or not.
Wayyy off topic and possibly a downer to some, but is anyone on this board here familiar with how abortions work in Tijuana?Abortion is not legal in Tijuana. AFAIK legal abortions are only available in Mexico City and there might be a residency requirement to get one.
First and foremost, the new border entre! It fucking sucks! Give me back the bridge; please! I think you have to walk twice as far to get a cab and through this shit maze of stairs and ramps! Who came up with the blueprints for that piece of crap?
OK, this is how it think it happened:
Someone was in a hurry to draw up the blueprints, but for whatever reason, they could not find an architect. So they went to the San Diego Zoo and hired the zoo's smartest monkey. Granted, the monkey was smart, but was still a fucking monkey nevertheless! They sat the monkey on the floor and gave it a big red crayon and told the monkey what was desired. And PRESTO, the monkey drew up the blueprints for the new pedestrian crossing!
After a pissed off and confusing journey, I settled into HK, and after I had several asses wrapped around my face, I was starting to feel a bit better. One of my favorites have been missing in action, but lucky for me she was she was back on active duty. I also hooked up with Chris Long, a dude that is kind of new to the monger scene, but is making up for lost time by traveling the world and banging all the hotties in his sight. Chris and I later headed to Carsar's restaurant and we met up with a couple of my old friends. After the great Caesar's salads, appetizers, and adult beverages, it was time to head back in the coahuila.
First stop was CC, and for some reason, there were more women than usual. I chatted with a cutie named Jamie and when I tried to get her phone number, she basically said hell no. I first checked if my deodorant was still working, and it seemed to be. Thus, I crossed that one off my Tijuana bucket list. Off to Adelita. I sat at the bar and chatted with a couple of hotties and it was only a matter of time before I lost Chris. He spotted a beauty and off they went into the sunset, or a room, which would be a lot closer.
I closed my night out at HK. As soon as I walked in the front entrance, the Twins spotted me and came by to offer up a big kiss and even more hugs. I have been ignoring her lately because there are so many other new girls to play with! I told her that I would have her over for a couple of drinks a bit later on and found a good booth with a nice view. The Twins is a smart girl. She skillfully moved and positioned herself within napkin throwing distance.
The booth I started out in was in the main stream traffic area, so all the meseros were swarming like nasty mosquitoes. I played one of my favorite mesero games for a while,"So you want to take a picture sport?" game. When they whipped out their camera, I whipped out mine and took a picture of them first. I took about 5 shots, but only a couple got pissed; too bad, because that is how my game is played. One of the bastards told me to delete the picture, but I told him that I couldn't. And when he asked why, I told him I needed the picture so I could post it on various gay web sites; he seemed more pissed.
Got a different both and brought the Twins alongside for entertainment. Another mesero came by, that I didn't know, and decided to put this huge cheese plate on my table. I asked him if he spoke English and he said yes. I then picked up the plate and asked him,"Do you have any idea how far I can throw this fucking plate?" He quickly grabbed it out of my hand and went away. Funny, after that, I no longer had any more offers for pictures or food. Later I was rejoined by Chris and Cachorrondo stopped by as well. We all enjoyed the Twins and the view of the other hotties in the club.
As I was leaving, I was talking to a couple of the agents at the border and told them my monkey theory, and they both thanked me for a good laugh.
first and foremost, the new border entre! it fucking sucks! give me back the bridge; please! i think you have to walk twice as far to get a cab and through this shit maze of stairs and ramps! who came up with the blueprints for that piece of crap?
someone was in a hurry to draw up the blueprints, but for whatever reason, they could not find an architect. so they went to the san diego zoo and hired the zoo's smartest monkey. granted, the monkey was smart, but was still a fucking monkey nevertheless! they sat the monkey on the floor and gave it a big red crayon and told the monkey what was desired. and presto, the monkey drew up the blueprints for the new pedestrian crossing!i am surprised you were able to cross, because you forgot that this was a joint effort. tijuana grabbed a spider monkey from their zoo to draw their blue prints for the south side of the border. then both sides gave it to a parrot to review and connect the dots.
and someone collected millions for this lol i read an article that this should all speed up the crossing, yeah right!
anyways, to more important things. thanks for the report! and i know what i am getting you for christmas. a friggen snorkel! considering your dive depth i would go for a regulator and tank but that would be only in your way, so snorkel it is!
i need to come south to sd. never been to tijuana and i only live like 5 hours away. sad i know, but something i will fix soon, especially after seeing those inspiring curves!
Ninguno Especial
09-30-12, 23:22
Cool. No more getting off the trolley and schlepping over that stupid bridge.Yes but if you don't go early on a week day you may end up parking on the W. Side of the freeway have have to take that "bridge to nowhere" twice. To say it's more congested in the area around Jack and' box is an understatement.
Now everyone who would drop off passengers by the UETA duty free seem to want to drive up that hill, curve around by Jack's forming a long line of cars that block the box and parking entrance / exits.
Also if you walk in you still cross the bridge in Tijuana but some taxis dropping there at the sentri can be had if you flag them fast.
Not much of an improvement if any in my opinion.
i am surprised you were able to cross, because you forgot that this was a joint effort. tijuana grabbed a spider monkey from their zoo to draw their blue prints for the south side of the border. then both sides gave it to a parrot to review and connect the dots.
and someone collected millions for this lol i read an article that this should all speed up the crossing, yeah right!
anyways, to more important things. thanks for the report! and i know what i am getting you for christmas. a friggen snorkel! considering your dive depth i would go for a regulator and tank but that would be only in your way, so snorkel it is!
i need to come south to sd. never been to tijuana and i only live like 5 hours away. sad i know, but something i will fix soon, especially after seeing those inspiring curves!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/pussy-snorkel/198970566831432
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/awful-link-4422.php
here ya go! sadly, the site appears to be no more.
Guitarrefreak
10-01-12, 05:03
Recently I have been experimenting with a long time chica friend who has been taking time on / off work. To be honest, I am so fuckin interested where else she makes money to make ends meet, but somehow I have a feeling I will never get a straight answer (she has never been that a top notch lay, so I hardly doubt guys will go to her for repeat, but she is certainly great company)
Anyway, we have spent two nights the last week together, with one dinner at sushi tei and another at pampa's restaurant (for those who are unaware, is a brazilian bbq place, decent, beware of the wine charges though) , and both times at ticuan (she prefers to spend the night there)
We also spent a few hrs on a Saturday, just chilling at the park that is close to casa de la cultura, on the west side of the zona, on calle3, just people watching, and she seems content just being like that, though we have always talked about hitting a club together, it has since appeared that she is more interested in the simpler things, like watching a movie, or just chatting with me in the room.
She has also since expressed a lot more interest in hearing about my personal life, something she has never asked much about before, and even joke that I don't spend more nights in Tijuana now because I have a gf to go home to.
Considering the cost (of everything) per lay, I am doing fine by market standards, but it is starting to appear that having a latina's emotions involved is like playing with fire
O. K guys my trip is back on, I had to cancell my last trip, but me and Tomjackin are locked and loaded. I haven't been on here in a while, but I still see "The Sapp of the year" or "The Whiner of the Century" Is still here crying and bitching the sky is falling. LOL! Dude you're PATHETIC.Well if you really want to know, the chica is worried that her breast fullness and pain is making her worried that she might be pregnant.
And no, I don't know guitarfreak personally.
Yes but if you don't go early on a week day you may end up parking on the W. Side of the freeway have have to take that "bridge to nowhere" twice. To say it's more congested in the area around Jack and' box is an understatement.
Now everyone who would drop off passengers by the UETA duty free seem to want to drive up that hill, curve around by Jack's forming a long line of cars that block the box and parking entrance / exits.
Also if you walk in you still cross the bridge in Tijuana but some taxis dropping there at the sentri can be had if you flag them fast.
Not much of an improvement if any in my opinion.Yes, it sounded much better in writing than it turned out to be. First the March through the arroyos, and then the nonsense stairways, then the trek over the "other" bridge. Truly not much of an improvement.
I was there on Saturday afternoon, and thought about nabbing a cab at the SENTRI point, but the line stretched all the way back, doubled back on itself and went under the bridge. So, the taxis were dropping people off way at the back. So, I just had to trudge over the bridge.
The parking around there is fucked. I've started taking the train down. I'm hoping they get the construction done soon. Maybe the parking situation will get back to normal.
Pigs may soon fly, too.
PussyLover26
10-01-12, 16:03
What train do you take.
Yes, it sounded much better in writing than it turned out to be. First the March through the arroyos, and then the nonsense stairways, then the trek over the "other" bridge. Truly not much of an improvement.
I was there on Saturday afternoon, and thought about nabbing a cab at the SENTRI point, but the line stretched all the way back, doubled back on itself and went under the bridge. So, the taxis were dropping people off way at the back. So, I just had to trudge over the bridge.
The parking around there is fucked. I've started taking the train down. I'm hoping they get the construction done soon. Maybe the parking situation will get back to normal.
Pigs may soon fly, too.
What train do you take.AMTRAK from LA to San Diego terminal.
Then SD Trolley to the border. 45 minutes from SD Terminal to border. No parking hassles
Yes, it sounded much better in writing than it turned out to be. First the March through the arroyos, and then the nonsense stairways, then the trek over the "other" bridge. Truly not much of an improvement.I too, thought it was a great idea when I first heard about the new entry. But after going through that maze, being stuck behind a 400 pound sweating woman, and the down the stairs, and across the path of the others leaving, and finally on another ramp; I want the bridge back. And there is no Tijuana entry clanking at the turnstiles; miss that too.
And some pigs do fly! You can see my x-wife fly around on Halloween night!
AbortionI had a friend who was on a similar situation.
Instead of getting mad or going crazy with the girl, he went to the opposite way "very calm". Told her that he didn't had the cash right away, but he was suppose to get some from his friend. Told her to go ahead and take the abortion first, that he will pay her as soon as his friend pays him back. And ask her to give him the receipt for the abortion, so he will know how much to pay her back and use the receipt for tax purposes. LOL. Actually it work with my friend.
Wayyy off topic and possibly a downer to some, but is anyone on this board here familiar with how abortions work in Tijuana?
A buddy of fine is getting harassed by his chica to help pay for an abortion, claiming that it is his (but, really, what makes her so damn sure its his?)
I am clueless in this topic, since so far luck has been on my side, wondering if anyone else has went through this shit and can shed some light
DeepMmpactt
10-02-12, 00:20
Well if you really want to know, the chica is worried that her breast fullness and pain is making her worried that she might be pregnant.
And no, I don't know guitarfreak personally.But now that you mentioned it, wasnt it you, that was willing to leave you wife and home life, for wome chica that wears sweatpants all the time, wasnt it you that whined and cried over this chica. And wasnt it you that made the choice, to ignore, all advice from the mongers here, nowits you, thats bitching and moaning, about your doomed outcome. Theres a saying. IF you always do what you've done, you will get what you've gotten. If we make our bed, we got to lay in it!
Well if you really want to know, the chica is worried that her breast fullness and pain is making her worried that she might be pregnant.
And no, I don't know guitarfreak personally.Umm, there should be something in there about a missed period. Otherwise it's just a PMS symptom.
I was walking down Revu on Sunday, early afternoon, enjoying the day. I'd just finished scoping out the Paella Festival that was just getting underway. I wish I could have stayed around.
Anyway, I heard some commotion at the southern end. I went down to see it. Pardon the shitty quality, I just had my cam phone and not much time.
We've see pix on this board of lots of women, in all shapes and sizes. Pix of every portion of the female anatomy. Pix of Tomjackin with his face planted in virtually every female orifice.
But I'm pretty sure there has never been pix of a Hare Krishna parade. So, submitted for your amusement.
The pix don't capture the raucous sound of that dude in the middle, chanting Hare Krishna over the microphone, and the accompanying racket. Tijuana's finest were escorting them, too.
Pix of Tomjackin with his face planted in virtually every female orifice.
But I'm pretty sure there has never been pix of a Hare Krishna parade.A complete honor to be mentioned in the same post that mentions the Hare Krishna.
I will have trouble sleeping tonight.:D
RimmDigger
10-02-12, 06:19
First and foremost, the new border entre! It fucking sucks! Give me back the bridge; please! I think you have to walk twice as far to get a cab and through this shit maze of stairs and ramps! Who came up with the blueprints for that piece of crap?
OK, this is how it think it happened:
Someone was in a hurry to draw up the blueprints, but for whatever reason, they could not find an architect. So they went to the San Diego Zoo and hired the zoo's smartest monkey. Granted, the monkey was smart, but was still a fucking monkey nevertheless! They sat the monkey on the floor and gave it a big red crayon and told the monkey what was desired. And PRESTO, the monkey drew up the blueprints for the new pedestrian crossing!
After a pissed off and confusing journey, I settled into HK, and after I had several asses wrapped around my face, I was starting to feel a bit better. One of my favorites have been missing in action, but lucky for me she was she was back on active duty. I also hooked up with Chris Long, a dude that is kind of new to the monger scene, but is making up for lost time by traveling the world and banging all the hotties in his sight. Chris and I later headed to Carsar's restaurant and we met up with a couple of my old friends. After the great Caesar's salads, appetizers, and adult beverages, it was time to head back in the coahuila.
First stop was CC, and for some reason, there were more women than usual. I chatted with a cutie named Jamie and when I tried to get her phone number, she basically said hell no. I first checked if my deodorant was still working, and it seemed to be. Thus, I crossed that one off my Tijuana bucket list. Off to Adelita. I sat at the bar and chatted with a couple of hotties and it was only a matter of time before I lost Chris. He spotted a beauty and off they went into the sunset, or a room, which would be a lot closer.
I closed my night out at HK. As soon as I walked in the front entrance, the Twins spotted me and came by to offer up a big kiss and even more hugs. I have been ignoring her lately because there are so many other new girls to play with! I told her that I would have her over for a couple of drinks a bit later on and found a good booth with a nice view. The Twins is a smart girl. She skillfully moved and positioned herself within napkin throwing distance.
The booth I started out in was in the main stream traffic area, so all the meseros were swarming like nasty mosquitoes. I played one of my favorite mesero games for a while,"So you want to take a picture sport?" game. When they whipped out their camera, I whipped out mine and took a picture of them first. I took about 5 shots, but only a couple got pissed; too bad, because that is how my game is played. One of the bastards told me to delete the picture, but I told him that I couldn't. And when he asked why, I told him I needed the picture so I could post it on various gay web sites; he seemed more pissed.
Got a different both and brought the Twins alongside for entertainment. Another mesero came by, that I didn't know, and decided to put this huge cheese plate on my table. I asked him if he spoke English and he said yes. I then picked up the plate and asked him,"Do you have any idea how far I can throw this fucking plate?" He quickly grabbed it out of my hand and went away. Funny, after that, I no longer had any more offers for pictures or food. Later I was rejoined by Chris and Cachorrondo stopped by as well. We all enjoyed the Twins and the view of the other hotties in the club.
As I was leaving, I was talking to a couple of the agents at the border and told them my monkey theory, and they both thanked me for a good laugh.Hey Tom!
The picture of the blue dressed girl is awesome!
Hey Tom!
The picture of the blue dressed girl is awesome!Damn dude! For the life of me, I can't remember who took that awesome picture!:rolleyes:
Baxter Slade
10-02-12, 18:15
We also spent a few hrs on a Saturday, just chilling at the park that is close to casa de la cultura, on the west side of the zona, on calle3, just people watching,Glad to here someone else has discovered how enjoyable a nice afternoon in a Tijuana park can be. I have spent many an afternoon in the same park with my GF. Just people watching and playing cards, war to be exact. I'am just amazed how exited she gets playing war, its mind boggling.
Also witnessed some pretty funny things in that park. The time a guy who was walking his dog was being led handcuffed to jail. We laughed about where the dog was going to end up, maybe doggy jail. Or the time a guy was making fun of an old lady performer and she came and slapped him in the face. Nothing like a nice afternoon in a Tijuana park.
Guitarrefreak
10-03-12, 06:20
Very peaceful indeed! She and I are enjoying the simpler things, and to me its an encouragement, I know she doesn't hold back when ordering food at restaurants (not that she goes nuts) , but she has never really let me paid for other personal stuff like hair products or books that she wants to read (which are hella expensive in Tijuana). Of course, its different when I charge in to pay.
But the simpler things really helps to put our minds at ease, she even told me that, she listens to loud obnoxious music every fucking day at work, and that she really likes just being out and about with some company.
Glad to here someone else has discovered how enjoyable a nice afternoon in a Tijuana park can be. I have spent many an afternoon in the same park with my GF. Just people watching and playing cards, war to be exact. I'am just amazed how exited she gets playing war, its mind boggling.
Also witnessed some pretty funny things in that park. The time a guy who was walking his dog was being led handcuffed to jail. We laughed about where the dog was going to end up, maybe doggy jail. Or the time a guy was making fun of an old lady performer and she came and slapped him in the face. Nothing like a nice afternoon in a Tijuana park.
Never been there before and wondered about how to get it back into the US. I am late 30s should I get the 50mg or the 100mg?
Can I bring them back with a mexican prescription? Do I need a us prescription too? I will only bring back 50 or less so its for personal use.
Guitarrefreak
10-03-12, 19:17
One part I enjoyed about crossing the puente peatonal on US side before was I can look at the HK building from afar, and imagine to myself,"wouldn't it be fucking nice, if I can beam there right this instant"
And now they have taken that fantasy away from me, damn you border regulations, damn you.
I too, thought it was a great idea when I first heard about the new entry. But after going through that maze, being stuck behind a 400 pound sweating woman, and the down the stairs, and across the path of the others leaving, and finally on another ramp; I want the bridge back. And there is no Tijuana entry clanking at the turnstiles; miss that too.
And some pigs do fly! You can see my x-wife fly around on Halloween night!
KC Questor
10-03-12, 23:59
Never been there before and wondered about how to get it back into the US. I am late 30s should I get the 50mg or the 100mg?Get the 100s. They are about the same price and you can cut them in half. Fifty mg is all most anyone needs.
Get the 100s. They are about the same price and you can cut them in half. Fifty mg is all most anyone needs.Yeah, I'm in my 30's. The first time I popped a vitamin v, I took a whole hundred. Big mistake.
Imagine being 12-13 years old again, where you would those raging uncontrollable boners out of nowhere. No matter what you do or think of, it doesn't go away. It's just like that.
That sounds great when you're upstairs with a chica. Not so much when you're standing by the bar surrounded by meseros.
Never been there before and wondered about how to get it back into the US. I am late 30s should I get the 50mg or the 100mg?
Can I bring them back with a mexican prescription? Do I need a us prescription too? I will only bring back 50 or less so its for personal use.Here's a link.
http://seniorhealth.about.com/cs/prescriptiondrugs/a/mexico_rx.htm
You can bring back up to about 50 without producing a prescription, if you declare them.
Another:
http://tijuana.usconsulate.gov/tijuana/buying_prescription_medications_in_mexico.html
This one's for "controlled meds" from Mexico. You need a Mexican prescription. Viagra is not cotrolled, BTW.
Chris Long
10-05-12, 04:12
Chris Long in Tijuana.
I had the opportunity to fly into San Diego and spend the weekend in Tijuana.
I've written what I feel are very detailed reports on how to get to Tijuana and what to expect so I won't go into a great deal of explanation on this one. Suffice to say the San Diego airport is very small and easy to navigate. There are three terminals and they all work the same. Once you exit the airport from either terminal there will be a bus stop on your left. The bus you want is the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley. The cost for a day pass which will allow you to ride the bus and the trolley is $5 which you can get from the bus driver when you get on the bus. All the bus drivers I've ever had have been very friendly and if you tell them you are looking for the blue line trolley to San Yasidro they will be very helpful in telling you which stop to get off and where to catch the trolley. The main stop for the trolley from the bus is American Plaza which is easy to find from the bus stop. The one I always used was the city college stop. I used this stop mainly because American Plaza was under construction on my first trip but now the city college stop is under construction so it will be easier to use American Plaza.
The trolley that you want is the blue line, the trolley itself will be red but the route that runs to the boarder is called the blue line. It will say San Yasidro / Tijuana on the front of it. The trolley stops right at the border. Once you exit the trolley there will be a McDonalds on your left walk to the end of that building and turn left, walk to the back of the building and turn right this takes you down the corridor to Mexico, you will pass through the USA side there will be some border guards there and dogs sniffing (I suppose for drugs) you go through a turn style and then you are on the Mexican side there will be some Mexican border guards, on the day I passed through there was quite a crowd going through and I was the only pasty face cracker going through, they had me push a button that light up a green pass light that looked like a street light, I was the only one they made do this. Once you exit this building you go down some steps and you have to pass through the line that is exiting Mexico and going to the USA (there's the potential for a major cluster fuck here) you walk for a few yards in the opposite direction of the line that is leaving Mexico for the USA until you come to a bridge, go up the steps and cross over the bridge. The bridge crosses the high way going and coming from the USA on the other side of the bridge is where you will find the taxis. Simply hop in the front seat and tell the driver Hong Kong Club, the cost will be $5.
I always stay at the Cascadas http://hotelcascadas.com/ I stay at the Cascadas because often I get my room for free or they will even pay me to stay there. On this last trip I stayed for three nights but only had to pay for one. I ended up getting sick on my last night (I'll explain more on that later) but had I not gotten sick I probably would of gotten the third night for free or they may have ended up paying me to stay there. Let me explain the Cascadas is right in the heart of the zone and the hotel above the Hong Kong Club. It is the Hotel that the HK chicas use. If you take up a girl from the HK it is $15 for the half hour, most (but certainly not all) street girls will also go to your room at the Cascadas. Most street girl hotels are $5 give or take a buck or two. I always book a deluxe single room which is $40 Sunday through Thursday and $50 Friday and Saturday (I noticed a sign on the check in desk that said $45 Sunday through Thursday and $55 Friday and Saturday so they may be raising their rates soon). Make sure you book a room on the 6th floor as the lower floors will be WAY to noisy from all of the street noise and the bar noise. (Remember the bar never closes). The rooms are Ok nothing fancy but better than a street girl room and you get really good wifi in the rooms. There are no safes in the single deluxe but I've never had any thing missing from my room.
Let me explain how I get my room for free. On the first night I took up two HK girls which having a room there saved me a total of $30 I also took up a street chica which saved me the roughly $5 street chica hotel fee. So for the first night I actually paid a total of $5 for the room. On the second day I took up three HK girls and two street chicas. So for the second night they were paying me $5 to stay there, slide that over to the $5 I paid for Thursday night and my first two nights were free. On Saturday night I got sick and didn't take up any chicas so I had to pay full price for the third night.
It seems on every trip I make to the zone I tend to frequent one establishment more than the others. On my last trip I found myself in Adalitas a great deal of the time and session mainly with adalita chicas on other trips I've used mainly street chicas, on this trip I spent the majority of my time in HK and session mainly with HK chicas.
In the zone BBBJ and DATY are EXTREEMLY RARE I have heard that if you build up a frequent relationship with a chica that this is possible but unless you are a southern Californian and can devote every weekend down there to building up the frequent relationship its probably not going to happen. Almost none of the street chicas or bar chicas will give a BBBJ (but I have run across a few in the past) DATY is almost unheard of as well for the street chicas and many of the Adalita chicas do not allow this either (but I have run across a few in the past) The HK chicas seem more prone to allow this but here again in my experience its about 50 50 and many that claim they do down stairs in the bar once in the room rush you through it or position their bodies in an awkward position that does not allow you to fully enjoy it. I have found that almost all of them, street chicas and bar chicas give very good covered blow jobs and are very good fucks for the most part. Sessions for the bar girls are a ½ hour and most street chicsas go for 20 minutes, though I've never felt myself rushed by them on time. HK girls will run anywhere from $60 to $80 for a half hour and you pay a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The Adalita girls charge $60 for the half, its $12 for the room plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Street chicas can run you anywhere from $20 to $40 for 20 minutes of sex suck and fuck, some of the street chicas will take pesos at the old 10 to 1 exchange rate so you may be able to save a couple of bucks, most of the bar chicas know what the exchange rate is and adjust their rates accordingly.
I did on this trip find two chicas who were willing to offer up their culo to me which is very rare in Tijuana. Both were street chicas neither of whom had a spot on the street but were both walking through the zone looking somewhat disheveled and dirty but attractive enough and in their early 20s. Both when in the room and offered a propina of $20 were willing to offer the culo.
There is definitely a drug trade going on in the alley, I'm a middle aged naive hick who doesn't mess with drugs or know the first thing about them but it is plain as day
To me that there is drug dealing going on in the alley. The police must obviously be paid off because they are everywhere in the zone and If I can tell what's going on they should be able to tell as well. I don't know what drugs they are selling but the people involved all look like very disheveled very lower class Mexican Nationals. I have read on this board and others people asking about where to buy drugs in the zone. I personally would avoid this like the plague, the people involved in this look like they would cut your balls off for a dollar and even though the police may be paid off to look the other way they are not paid off to look the other way when a gringo tries to buy drugs.
I met up with Tomjackin and Cachorrondo from the boards a couple of great guys and Tomjackin is a lot of fun to hang out with and monger with.
I had four bad experiences on this trip, the first is it seemed that a great deal of the street chicas had a real hardened unfriendly attitude unlike in the past. Even ones that I have been within the past were unfriendly and very mercenary. I don't know if it was something about me this weekend or something that I had never noticed before but they seemed very unfriendly on this trip. The second bad experience was that I was getting bad vibes from the police. The zone is heavily policed there is a very heavy police presence in the zone and honestly in the past I always felt pretty good knowing they were around. Once when I was walking down the street I had bad timing a police officer was walking out of the store to his police car and I almost bumped into him (bad timing) I did not look at him but I could see out of the corner of my eye he had stopped and was giving me a not very friendly stare. I kept walking and did not look back but my senses were telling me that he was standing there giving me an unfriendly stare. I imagine if I had made eye contact or turned around and looked he would of stopped me and things could of gotten very bad for me. I also noticed the police shaking down a gringo in the zone, this is the first time I have ever seen this. In the past I rarely seen the police stopping anyone and when they did it was usually Mexican Nationals. Here they had a gringo up against the wall searching him taking everything out of his pockets and questioning him. My third bad experience is I was almost robbed by a Tranney. I was walking from Coahula to the alley on Nino Heroes at night when in the dark section of the street a tranney came up to me. I had both of my hands in my pockets and the tranney was trying to pull my hands out of my pockets I kept trying to push through the tranney like a linebacker trying to break through a defensive line, all of this commotion was causing a lot of the locals to stop and stare, realizing this the tranney stopped trying to rob me and let me pass. This is the first time I've ever seen tranneys in the zone and the first time I've ever been attempted to be robbed by one. My forth bad experience is that I got sick as hell on Friday night. Spent Friday hanging with Tomjackin and meeting some of his friends in Tijuana including Cachorrondo, after they left I decided to try a couple of fish tacos from the taco stand. Two hours later I found myself bowing to the porcelain thrown and spent the next two days bowing to the porcelain thrown bagging for relief. I suppose it's just a matter of time before you eat something off of one of the food carts that gets you sick, but I for one will never eat off the food carts again.
Final Thoughts:
The zone if a fucking cesspool, but I love it. Why do I keep going back even though I know there are other places in the world where for the same price I can have a girl spend the entire night with me and give me some of the best GFE I could want. Because often I can get a flight for $200 and some change. It's the only place where I can leave work on Thursday afternoon arrive there in the early afternoon (I finish work by noon on Thursday and I don't work on Fridays) spend the weekend there and then get a flight back on Sunday night and be back in time for work on Monday (I don't have to be at work on Mondays until 1. M) any other place would cost me more in airfare and I would either have to take Thursday off from work (which we really don't do) or I would have to wait and leave on Friday and then be back Sunday, (kind of a wast).
HectorSanchez
10-05-12, 06:01
Very nice report chris.
I visited tijuana 2 years ago and had a blast. Now I stay in texas border towns and sandiego is far from here. Not to mention 700 dollar flight charges. I could go to Costa rica or Panama city at that price. I was under the impression that tijuana was inexpensive atleast for dollar value and time. Back then, The chicas used to spend more than an hour for 60 bucks. Now its 30 min for 80 bucks which sucks. If this is true, then obviously I need to monger at a different destination. But man those HK girls are models.
But everybody agrees that zona in tijuana is pretty safe (compared to other parts of mexico) for tourists if they just do fucking and booze.
Chris Long in Tijuana.
I had the opportunity to fly into San Diego and spend the weekend in Tijuana.
I've written what I feel are very detailed reports on how to get to Tijuana and what to expect so I won't go into a great deal of explanation on this one. Suffice to say the San Diego airport is very small and easy to navigate. There are three terminals and they all work the same. Once you exit the airport from either terminal there will be a bus stop on your left. The bus you want is the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley. The cost for a day pass which will allow you to ride the bus and the trolley is $5 which you can get from the bus driver when you get on the bus. All the bus drivers I've ever had have been very friendly and if you tell them you are looking for the blue line trolley to San Yasidro they will be very helpful in telling you which stop to get off and where to catch the trolley. The main stop for the trolley from the bus is American Plaza which is easy to find from the bus stop. The one I always used was the city college stop. I used this stop mainly because American Plaza was under construction on my first trip but now the city college stop is under construction so it will be easier to use American Plaza.
The trolley that you want is the blue line, the trolley itself will be red but the route that runs to the boarder is called the blue line. It will say San Yasidro / Tijuana on the front of it. The trolley stops right at the border. Once you exit the trolley there will be a McDonalds on your left walk to the end of that building and turn left, walk to the back of the building and turn right this takes you down the corridor to Mexico, you will pass through the USA side there will be some border guards there and dogs sniffing (I suppose for drugs) you go through a turn style and then you are on the Mexican side there will be some Mexican border guards, on the day I passed through there was quite a crowd going through and I was the only pasty face cracker going through, they had me push a button that light up a green pass light that looked like a street light, I was the only one they made do this. Once you exit this building you go down some steps and you have to pass through the line that is exiting Mexico and going to the USA (there's the potential for a major cluster fuck here) you walk for a few yards in the opposite direction of the line that is leaving Mexico for the USA until you come to a bridge, go up the steps and cross over the bridge. The bridge crosses the high way going and coming from the USA on the other side of the bridge is where you will find the taxis. Simply hop in the front seat and tell the driver Hong Kong Club, the cost will be $5.
I always stay at the Cascadas.
http://hotelcascadas.com/
I stay at the Cascadas because often I get my room for free or they will even pay me to stay there. On this last trip I stayed for three nights but only had to pay for one. I ended up getting sick on my last night (I'll explain more on that later) but had I not gotten sick I probably would of gotten the third night for free or they may have ended up paying me to stay there. Let me explain the Cascadas is right in the heart of the zone and the hotel above the Hong Kong Club. It is the Hotel that the HK chicas use. If you take up a girl from the HK it is $15 for the half hour, most (but certainly not all) street girls will also go to your room at the Cascadas. Most street girl hotels are $5 give or take a buck or two. I always book a deluxe single room which is $40 Sunday through Thursday and $50 Friday and Saturday (I noticed a sign on the check in desk that said $45 Sunday through Thursday and $55 Friday and Saturday so they may be raising their rates soon). Make sure you book a room on the 6th floor as the lower floors will be WAY to noisy from all of the street noise and the bar noise. (Remember the bar never closes). The rooms are Ok nothing fancy but better than a street girl room and you get really good wifi in the rooms. There are no safes in the single deluxe but I've never had any thing missing from my room.
Let me explain how I get my room for free. On the first night I took up two HK girls which having a room there saved me a total of $30 I also took up a street chica which saved me the roughly $5 street chica hotel fee. So for the first night I actually paid a total of $5 for the room. On the second day I took up three HK girls and two street chicas. So for the second night they were paying me $5 to stay there, slide that over to the $5 I paid for Thursday night and my first two nights were free. On Saturday night I got sick and didn't take up any chicas so I had to pay full price for the third night.
It seems on every trip I make to the zone I tend to frequent one establishment more than the others. On my last trip I found myself in Adalitas a great deal of the time and session mainly with adalita chicas on other trips I've used mainly street chicas, on this trip I spent the majority of my time in HK and session mainly with HK chicas.
In the zone BBBJ and DATY are EXTREEMLY RARE I have heard that if you build up a frequent relationship with a chica that this is possible but unless you are a southern Californian and can devote every weekend down there to building up the frequent relationship its probably not going to happen. Almost none of the street chicas or bar chicas will give a BBBJ (but I have run across a few in the past) DATY is almost unheard of as well for the street chicas and many of the Adalita chicas do not allow this either (but I have run across a few in the past) The HK chicas seem more prone to allow this but here again in my experience its about 50 50 and many that claim they do down stairs in the bar once in the room rush you through it or position their bodies in an awkward position that does not allow you to fully enjoy it. I have found that almost all of them, street chicas and bar chicas give very good covered blow jobs and are very good fucks for the most part. Sessions for the bar girls are a ½ hour and most street chicsas go for 20 minutes, though I've never felt myself rushed by them on time. HK girls will run anywhere from $60 to $80 for a half hour and you pay a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The Adalita girls charge $60 for the half, its $12 for the room plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Street chicas can run you anywhere from $20 to $40 for 20 minutes of sex suck and fuck, some of the street chicas will take pesos at the old 10 to 1 exchange rate so you may be able to save a couple of bucks, most of the bar chicas know what the exchange rate is and adjust their rates accordingly.
I did on this trip find two chicas who were willing to offer up their culo to me which is very rare in Tijuana. Both were street chicas neither of whom had a spot on the street but were both walking through the zone looking somewhat disheveled and dirty but attractive enough and in their early 20s. Both when in the room and offered a propina of $20 were willing to offer the culo.
There is definitely a drug trade going on in the alley, I'm a middle aged naive hick who doesn't mess with drugs or know the first thing about them but it is plain as day
To me that there is drug dealing going on in the alley. The police must obviously be paid off because they are everywhere in the zone and If I can tell what's going on they should be able to tell as well. I don't know what drugs they are selling but the people involved all look like very disheveled very lower class Mexican Nationals. I have read on this board and others people asking about where to buy drugs in the zone. I personally would avoid this like the plague, the people involved in this look like they would cut your balls off for a dollar and even though the police may be paid off to look the other way they are not paid off to look the other way when a gringo tries to buy drugs.
I met up with Tomjackin and Cachorrondo from the boards a couple of great guys and Tomjackin is a lot of fun to hang out with and monger with.
I had four bad experiences on this trip, the first is it seemed that a great deal of the street chicas had a real hardened unfriendly attitude unlike in the past. Even ones that I have been within the past were unfriendly and very mercenary. I don't know if it was something about me this weekend or something that I had never noticed before but they seemed very unfriendly on this trip. The second bad experience was that I was getting bad vibes from the police. The zone is heavily policed there is a very heavy police presence in the zone and honestly in the past I always felt pretty good knowing they were around. Once when I was walking down the street I had bad timing a police officer was walking out of the store to his police car and I almost bumped into him (bad timing) I did not look at him but I could see out of the corner of my eye he had stopped and was giving me a not very friendly stare. I kept walking and did not look back but my senses were telling me that he was standing there giving me an unfriendly stare. I imagine if I had made eye contact or turned around and looked he would of stopped me and things could of gotten very bad for me. I also noticed the police shaking down a gringo in the zone, this is the first time I have ever seen this. In the past I rarely seen the police stopping anyone and when they did it was usually Mexican Nationals. Here they had a gringo up against the wall searching him taking everything out of his pockets and questioning him. My third bad experience is I was almost robbed by a Tranney. I was walking from Coahula to the alley on Nino Heroes at night when in the dark section of the street a tranney came up to me. I had both of my hands in my pockets and the tranney was trying to pull my hands out of my pockets I kept trying to push through the tranney like a linebacker trying to break through a defensive line, all of this commotion was causing a lot of the locals to stop and stare, realizing this the tranney stopped trying to rob me and let me pass. This is the first time I've ever seen tranneys in the zone and the first time I've ever been attempted to be robbed by one. My forth bad experience is that I got sick as hell on Friday night. Spent Friday hanging with Tomjackin and meeting some of his friends in Tijuana including Cachorrondo, after they left I decided to try a couple of fish tacos from the taco stand. Two hours later I found myself bowing to the porcelain thrown and spent the next two days bowing to the porcelain thrown bagging for relief. I suppose it's just a matter of time before you eat something off of one of the food carts that gets you sick, but I for one will never eat off the food carts again.
Final Thoughts:
The zone if a fucking cesspool, but I love it. Why do I keep going back even though I know there are other places in the world where for the same price I can have a girl spend the entire night with me and give me some of the best GFE I could want. Because often I can get a flight for $200 and some change. It's the only place where I can leave work on Thursday afternoon arrive there in the early afternoon (I finish work by noon on Thursday and I don't work on Fridays) spend the weekend there and then get a flight back on Sunday night and be back in time for work on Monday (I don't have to be at work on Mondays until 1. M) any other place would cost me more in airfare and I would either have to take Thursday off from work (which we really don't do) or I would have to wait and leave on Friday and then be back Sunday, (kind of a wast).
Very nice report chris.
I visited tijuana 2 years ago and had a blast. Now I stay in texas border towns and sandiego is far from here. Not to mention 700 dollar flight charges. I could go to Costa rica or Panama city at that price. I was under the impression that tijuana was inexpensive atleast for dollar value and time. Back then, The chicas used to spend more than an hour for 60 bucks. Now its 30 min for 80 bucks which sucks. If this is true, then obviously I need to monger at a different destination. But man those HK girls are models.
But everybody agrees that zona in tijuana is pretty safe (compared to other parts of mexico) for tourists if they just do fucking and booze."Everybody"?
Who is everybody? Zona norte is NOT pretty safe. Chris Long just said a tranny tried to rob him. He got food poisoning and witnessed open drug dealing and a gringo shake down.
The worst thing you can do is to get buzzed and walk alone around Ninos Heroes, Calle Primera, or any street other than Coahuila.
Thanks for the nice TR. I'll toss in my 2 centavos.
I've written what I feel are very detailed reports on how to get to Tijuana and what to expect so I won't go into a great deal of explanation on this one. Suffice to say the San Diego airport is very small and easy to navigate. There are three terminals and they all work the same. Once you exit the airport from either terminal there will be a bus stop on your left. The bus you want is the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley. The cost for a day pass which will allow you to ride the bus and the trolley is $5 which you can get from the bus driver when you get on the bus. All the bus drivers I've ever had have been very friendly and if you tell them you are looking for the blue line trolley to San Yasidro they will be very helpful in telling you which stop to get off and where to catch the trolley. The main stop for the trolley from the bus is American Plaza which is easy to find from the bus stop. The one I always used was the city college stop. I used this stop mainly because American Plaza was under construction on my first trip but now the city college stop is under construction so it will be easier to use American Plaza.Just for those who haven't been in a while, the America Plaza station is now the terminal for the Blue Line. Before, the tracks farthest from the AMTRAK station (not sure how else to describe it, as I'm unsure of the direction. East?) were were you caught the San Ysidro-bound Blue Line. Now, the trolley stops on the tracks closest to AMTRAK, then reverses direction and heads back to San Ysidro. Much easier, IMHO, as the risk of grabbing the wrong trolley is diminished. However, many of the signs at the stations and in the cars haven't been updated yet.
In the zone BBBJ and DATY are EXTREEMLY RARE I have heard that if you build up a frequent relationship with a chica that this is possible but unless you are a southern Californian and can devote every weekend down there to building up the frequent relationship its probably not going to happen. Almost none of the street chicas or bar chicas will give a BBBJ (but I have run across a few in the past) DATY is almost unheard of as well for the street chicas and many of the Adalita chicas do not allow this either (but I have run across a few in the past) The HK chicas seem more prone to allow this but here again in my experience its about 50 50 and many that claim they do down stairs in the bar once in the room rush you through it or position their bodies in an awkward position that does not allow you to fully enjoy it. I have found that almost all of them, street chicas and bar chicas give very good covered blow jobs and are very good fucks for the most part. Sessions for the bar girls are a ½ hour and most street chicsas go for 20 minutes, though I've never felt myself rushed by them on time. HK girls will run anywhere from $60 to $80 for a half hour and you pay a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The Adalita girls charge $60 for the half, its $12 for the room plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Street chicas can run you anywhere from $20 to $40 for 20 minutes of sex suck and fuck, some of the street chicas will take pesos at the old 10 to 1 exchange rate so you may be able to save a couple of bucks, most of the bar chicas know what the exchange rate is and adjust their rates accordingly.You're correct as far as BBBJ goes, but I have to dissent a bit on the DATY. My experience is that only maybe 1/3, max, of the girls I've met won't allow DATY, and almost all of those were SGs. I'm having a hard time recalling any club chica who refused. We may be hitting on completely different segments of the chica population. Oh, and all of the girls will take pesos, and 90% will do it at the 10:1 rate. You just have to be willing to walk away. Price negotiating is a national sport in Mexico.
I did on this trip find two chicas who were willing to offer up their culo to me which is very rare in Tijuana. Both were street chicas neither of whom had a spot on the street but were both walking through the zone looking somewhat disheveled and dirty but attractive enough and in their early 20s. Both when in the room and offered a propina of $20 were willing to offer the culo.This makes sense to me. I know you'll get a lot of debate on the wisdom of bringing a walker to your room (or anywhere else). Supposedly, most are meth addicts. Some guys report good experience, some don't. Personally, the risks of some drug-addicted chica going postal in my room outweigh the pleasures of any backdoor action. But that's just me. To each, his own.
I had four bad experiences on this trip, the first is it seemed that a great deal of the street chicas had a real hardened unfriendly attitude unlike in the past. Even ones that I have been within the past were unfriendly and very mercenary. I don't know if it was something about me this weekend or something that I had never noticed before but they seemed very unfriendly on this trip. The second bad experience was that I was getting bad vibes from the police. The zone is heavily policed there is a very heavy police presence in the zone and honestly in the past I always felt pretty good knowing they were around. Once when I was walking down the street I had bad timing a police officer was walking out of the store to his police car and I almost bumped into him (bad timing) I did not look at him but I could see out of the corner of my eye he had stopped and was giving me a not very friendly stare. I kept walking and did not look back but my senses were telling me that he was standing there giving me an unfriendly stare. I imagine if I had made eye contact or turned around and looked he would of stopped me and things could of gotten very bad for me. I also noticed the police shaking down a gringo in the zone, this is the first time I have ever seen this. In the past I rarely seen the police stopping anyone and when they did it was usually Mexican Nationals. Here they had a gringo up against the wall searching him taking everything out of his pockets and questioning him. My third bad experience is I was almost robbed by a Tranney. I was walking from Coahula to the alley on Nino Heroes at night when in the dark section of the street a tranney came up to me. I had both of my hands in my pockets and the tranney was trying to pull my hands out of my pockets I kept trying to push through the tranney like a linebacker trying to break through a defensive line, all of this commotion was causing a lot of the locals to stop and stare, realizing this the tranney stopped trying to rob me and let me pass. This is the first time I've ever seen tranneys in the zone and the first time I've ever been attempted to be robbed by one. My forth bad experience is that I got sick as hell on Friday night. Spent Friday hanging with Tomjackin and meeting some of his friends in Tijuana including Cachorrondo, after they left I decided to try a couple of fish tacos from the taco stand. Two hours later I found myself bowing to the porcelain thrown and spent the next two days bowing to the porcelain thrown bagging for relief. I suppose it's just a matter of time before you eat something off of one of the food carts that gets you sick, but I for one will never eat off the food carts again.I can't speak for the girls' attitudes. But if you had just stopped after almost mowing down the cop, turned and said "Disculpame, senor," or words to that effect, and smiled, you probably would have defused the situation. I seriously doubt he would have given you any grief, had you done so. Times have changed a bit, and random tourist shake downs are far less common than they were a couple of years ago. I've had my share of jack-ups, and am no defender of Tijuana cops, but they probably had some reason to be jacking up that gringo. The trick is, as Country John was fond of saying,"Don't ride dirty." All you should have on you is cash and condoms. If the cop stops you, be polite. If he wants to frisk you, show him that you will keep your money in your hand. Then let him frisk away. Unfortunately, you don't have the same rights here as in the USA and the fuzz can search you if they feel like it. But, I digress. These days, the odds of it getting that far are much less than in the past.
Yes, there are trannies in the zona, although not too many. The bar across NH, called Kinkle, is supposed to be the main tranny hangout. I've never been in, but I"ve seen several scary looking ones hanging about in front. You'll also see more if you go west of NH on Primero, especially in the evening. As in Bangkok, never let them get their hands on you. I have no idea why trannies are such adept pickpockets.
No matter what anybody says, I'll never eat fish from a street cart in the zona. The only zona fish place I'll eat in is La Perla, which has pretty good food. If you want fish tacos, go to the corner of Madero and Negrete during the day. Unfortunately they close at dusk. Best fish tacos in Tijuana, IMHO. Always busy, strictly locals with an occasional stray gringo. Busy local joints are the best, because they depend on recurring trade. If they start poisoning their local customers, business will dry up in a hurry. So, don't stop eating from food carts, just be more careful. In the zona, the tacos are almost always safe. They're cooked well. The risk is in the sauce or fresh veggies, if there is any local water in it. I feel the carts on Revu are a bit safer, as they tend to service the local crowd, and, again, depend on repeat business. However, I've found no tacos on Revu that were as good as those on the corner of Coahuila and NH. Close, but not identical.
HectorSanchez
10-06-12, 01:16
Sorry, by zona I meant staying at cascadas and visiting chicago club, adelitas and Hong kong. Nothing more than that. They are all walking distance within 50 metres.
"Everybody"?
Who is everybody? Zona norte is NOT pretty safe. Chris Long just said a tranny tried to rob him. He got food poisoning and witnessed open drug dealing and a gringo shake down.
The worst thing you can do is to get buzzed and walk alone around Ninos Heroes, Calle Primera, or any street other than Coahuila.
Chris Long in Tijuana.
I personally would avoid this like the plague, the people involved in this look like they would cut your balls off for a dollar and even though the police may be paid off to look the other way they are not paid off to look the other way when a gringo tries to buy drugs.This is so true. I was down there a while back with a buddy of mine who was looking for some blo. He started asking around, and finally made contact with some really shady looking guys. Luckily there's was never anything actually exchanged, but I think there was some attention drawn to us from the police, and I don't think I've ever been aware of so many cops that were just 'hovering' around us.
I got the feeling that the dealers and the cops probably are working together so that when the dealers make a sale to a gringo, the cops then swoops in to make a bust, or get a pay-off.
Everybody gets paid, everybody is happy.
Baxter Slade
10-06-12, 19:03
If anyone is interested the Tequila Expo is coming up. Starts Wed. The 10th through Sun. The 14th. Good food, entertainment, beautiful women, and FREE TEQUILA SAMPLES. $6 dollar entry fee it is located on Rev between 7th and 8 th.
Just remember if you are headed back to the US you are only allowed to bring 1 bottle back with you.
Magic Rancher
10-06-12, 23:12
Sounds like fun: hookers and tequila. I'm in!
http://expo-tequila.com/
If anyone is interested the Tequila Expo is coming up. Starts Wed. The 10th through Sun. The 14th. Good food, entertainment, beautiful women, and FREE TEQUILA SAMPLES. $6 dollar entry fee it is located on Rev between 7th and 8 th.
Just remember if you are headed back to the US you are only allowed to bring 1 bottle back with you.
got to the parking lot behind the jack-off-in-a box around 2:30 on friday. the price was the same, but the lot was fuller than usual; thought that would be the case. me no likey the new walking entrance into tijuana whatsofuckingever! i thought i could get a cab at the sentri drop off spot, but there was too much traffic and no cabs were available. so i made that walk over the two bridges and through the woods to grandmother's house. passed the first set of cabbies because they put their noses in the air when i tried my three dollar bid. walked a little more and scored my price.
into hk, grabbed a booth, and my favorite hk girl all within 5 minutes; life was good. we were hanging out when the speedy took the front stage. i personally know, from experience, never let them cover your eyes when on stage, because of some of the funny shit they pull on people on the stage. while you are on your knees getting tequila poured down your throat, they cover your eyes, and have one of the girls put their crotch or ass in your face, uncover your eyes, and everyone is happy. then, they cover the eyes and replace the girl with a mesero; good fun. they added a new trick; one of the girls will swing on the ring and wrap her legs around the head of the guy. but, the next one on the ring is a fucking mesero. the girl and i was watching when the mesero swung on the ring and wrapped his legs around some poor sap's head and his reaction was priceless. the girl and i about pissed ourselves because we were laughing so hard!
after a nice romp in the hotel, i headed to caesar's to meet up with tijuana pals. sal's sister-in-law was visiting and they wanted me to meet her. during drinks and appetizers, sal pulled me aside and suggested that i should take his sister-in-law to a hotel and put some wood to her because she hasn't been laid in over 20 years. i told sal, 'well guess what sport? make it 21 years! dame dude, she's like 100 years old! you are a good friend, and if you were on your death bed, and it was your dying wish, i might consider doing her, but you are not dying, so it won't happen!
i was going to call it an early night, but as i was walking back through the coahuila, i ran across one of my favorite street girls. and of course, she was hungry, so we went fine eating establishment in the alley. don't recall the name, but it is the same place you can order food from in hk and the hk hotel. i wasn't hungry, but did sample the food and i thought it was decent tasting.
i was about to head home, but i ran into one of the meseros that was standing outside of el corral. he speaks english well and the last time i talked to him, he told me that his wife had cancer and had trouble caring for their 5 kids. i'm not sure how much of it was true, but he did seem like a nice guy. last night, i asked him how his wife was doing and he was surprised that i remembered him and his story. he told me that his wife died and he was struggling with the children. he said he was outside the bar trying to get customers to come in because business was sucking. i was in the, 'oh, what the hell' mood, so i went in the bar for a drink.
after sitting, i noticed a girl with a great smile sitting across the bar. as soon as i smiled back, she jotted over to say hello. the first thing she did was say hello, and the next thing she did, she planted a wet kiss on me! she had a great smile and killer attitude, but her gut was three times the size of mine, or she could have been 9 months pregnant; wasn't really sure. but for whatever reason, i took a liking to gutty. she had a tongue of a large german sheppard, which i thought could be handy in the room. and she seemed very touchy and kissy. so i asked the mesero how much gutty would set me back. he said i would have to pay the bar 20 bucks, and it was 6 bucks for the room, plus whatever she wanted. turned out, gutty only wanted 20 bucks!
seeing how i was already in the, 'oh, what the hell' mood, so off we went hand and hand, but her gut was leading the way. the hotel seemed quite nice for the price. once in the room, i told her to strip down so i could assess the damage. besides her gut being huge, it looked like a bad train wreck! bring it on baby! she gave a great blowjob, and then she decided she wanted to ride the little sailor. i thought this would be an adventure, and it was! her gut bounced up and down and it was on! the battle of the guts! dammit, if she didn't win the battle because she just about knocked the air of me a couple of times. oh, how i miss her today!
i was about to head home, when i decided to make a sweep through hk. there was a real hottie on the back stage that was soaked in sweet. after using 4-5 dollars in ones, i did my best to lap up as much of her as i could! damn, she tasted fine! johnny spotted me and scored me a booth. there was a beauty sitting behind me back to back. she swung around and said hello. a new 20 year old hottie in the club, hell yeah! i brought her alongside for a drink. for some reason she thought i knew more spanish than i do, and started rambling on, and hell, i did my best to catch every fifth word, so i could somewhat respond. i also introduced her to booth follies; she played well in the booth. but considering that gutty took my last bit of leche, i passed on the hottie.
i was about to head home, when i walked dead into one of my drinking hotties that i've know for a few years. i haven't seen her in a while and she greeted me with a big wet kiss. at the end of the kiss, she pulled the fuck out of my hair, and bit my lower lip; yep, she is a freak! after she finished the beer that she already had, she kissed me again, and said, 'buy me a fucking beer! ' after about 10 minutes, she asked me what happened to my lip. i said, 'bit@h, you bit it! ' she completely denied it and decided to conduct her own experiment. she said, 'if you are correct, then this one will look the same. ' by the time i figured out what she was talking about, she bit the other side of my lower lip! so within 30 minutes, i got scared twice on my lower lip and had half of my hair pulled out; god, i love that girl!
it was a great little romp in tijuana!
Howdy folks!
15 years or so ago I used to post on the old alt. Sex. Prostitution. Tijuana under the name poonlicker. Don't know if anyone else is still around from back then or not.
Anyway, it has been well over a decade since I have ventured anywhere close to the Zona because of a geographic change. In a couple of weeks I'll be briefly in the area and am planning on making a trip across the border for some mongering.
However, my time is extremely limited due to commitments while in the SD area. At this point it looks like the only time I will be able to make it down is on a Wednesday afternoon. I know, sucks, eh?
So my question is, which bars have good action on a weekday afternoon? I won't have a lot of time for window shopping like I would prefer so need to get pretty much straight to it.
Doing my research otherwise, it looks like things haven't really changed much in this time. Three main places. Rates slightly up but not much. Still lots of pretty awesome gals from the reports and pics I've perved.
Any good eating spots there these days?
Also, I don't think I'll need it but is a passport required these days to cross the border?
Thanks in advance for any helpful tips!
MrA
Got to the parking lot behind the Jack-off-in-a Box around 2:30 on Friday. The price was the same, but the lot was fuller than usual; thought that would be the case. Me no likey the new walking entrance into Tijuana whatsofuckingever! I thought I could get a cab at the Sentri drop off spot, but there was too much traffic and no cabs were available. So I made that walk over...She has a nice body by the way. How old is she, mas o menos?
Saw that this thread is closed but I did want to point it out as a hidden gem. It was not the best by any stretch of the imagination but I had a great time with a nice girl who gave me a nice DFK during out private dance. I was quoted arriba for $50. Passed but she was very nice and the mesero was not pushy so I took a $10 2 song private dance.
Good time and I would go back as another one of those "recuperate" places. I also liked how you could get a dance for only $10 and lots of hand roaming. For when you find a girl you might not want to fuck but want to do more than sit and buy her fichas.
I had an enjoyable time here. Again, speaking spanish goes a long way. When I left she flagged me down and asked "can I give you a kiss?" Hey. Who am I to say no?
Howdy folks!
15 years or so ago I used to post on the old alt. Sex. Prostitution. Tijuana under the name poonlicker. Don't know if anyone else is still around from back then or not.
Anyway, it has been well over a decade since I have ventured anywhere close to the Zona because of a geographic change. In a couple of weeks I'll be briefly in the area and am planning on making a trip across the border for some mongering.
However, my time is extremely limited due to commitments while in the SD area. At this point it looks like the only time I will be able to make it down is on a Wednesday afternoon. I know, sucks, eh?
So my question is, which bars have good action on a weekday afternoon? I won't have a lot of time for window shopping like I would prefer so need to get pretty much straight to it.
Doing my research otherwise, it looks like things haven't really changed much in this time. Three main places. Rates slightly up but not much. Still lots of pretty awesome gals from the reports and pics I've perved.
Any good eating spots there these days?
Also, I don't think I'll need it but is a passport required these days to cross the border?
Thanks in advance for any helpful tips!
MrAAll bars will have the B team on duty during that time. HK will probably have the best selection, followed by Adelita and Tropical. La Malquerida it hit and miss, but that time of the day will have chicas more to the "local" tastes. The other places will be pretty slow.
You never can predict, so allow 2 hours for crossing back into SD. It may not take that long, but it may.
Loads and loads of good eating spots in Tijuana. None of them in the zona. Actually, the little restaurants that service the bar trade are fairly good, although the food is a bit pedestrian. The joint in the alley next to Hong Kong is reliable. Al Capone's, next to Chicago Club is also decent. Too early in the afternoon and there will be few taco carts. If you can spare a few extra minutes, walk to the corner of 5th (I think) and Negrete. Best fish tacos in Tijuana. Hotel Caesar also has very good food and it's close.
Yes, you will need a passport. There is usually a hellacious long line for those without one. Avoid the hassle and bring it.
Like Chris Long, I also got sick also during my trip in Tijuana. I ate from two taco carts. One was the fish tacos and the other was beef? I think where the guy slices meat from the top down of this big slab of meat.
Guess I should have known better. As for the trip itself, it was definitely a surreal experience. I think it's great for every guy to try it at least once but not sure how often I would go back. The girls are amazing looking (much better than I expected) but the whole atmosphere turned me off.
Guitarrefreak
10-08-12, 05:54
So just for closure to an earlier topic I began, my buddy has somehow diffused the situation (ok, according to his story, he didn't quite diffuse it, but basically, said chica from HK was no longer harassing him and preferred to do everything 'alone', ie, go to doctor, etc and she did not ask him for money anymore. The way the story sounded was, girl liked him too much to suck him (pun intended) into the ordeal, and decided not to harass him, but also contacted him much less after). Anyway, I am just glad that I am not involved, though, my recent experiences have been pretty out of the ordinary too.
So I have been seeing a chica I have been working on for a while, out of the zona, she recently told me that she has stopped working completely (yeah right) , and returned to adult school (I am actually fucking curious how chicas make ends meet, like, what exactly is the list of things they can do: sugar daddy, pimp, bro, bf, gf, family (maybe not) , or something) but she's always at home it seems and sleeping for the most part, not understanding this hurts my brain (for the curious, I know she's at home alot because we chat alot on viber, and she chooses to share her location with me, and we chat alot, at odd times)
Anyway, I digress, we have been spending alot of time together, going to movies, restaurants, just overall having a great time talking, my buddies ask me what exactly do I have to 'talk' to her so much about (why not more fucking and less talking) , and to be perfectly honest, I don't know, we just talk about whatever comes to mind, and I find it a good way to rehearse my spanish while she finds it refreshing to not have guys ask her how many bf she has, what position she enjoys, whether she is going to get some fake tits, etc.
So the highlight of my report (which I hope to provoke some feedback, as usual) , out of the time I have known her (a few years) , she only asked me for money twice, and even though we had an unspoken thing about me leaving money in her bag, I sometimes leave more, sometimes leave less, and sometimes not at all. She has never complained (and by that I mean amount ranging from 20 bucks (or 0) to max at 100 even for spending time with me for 2 days on ends). Well, this weekend, we went to a japanese restaurant (we switch between komasa, and tei, both in zona Rio. She has started to take a liking to japanese food, according to her, I am the only guy who has ever taken her, and introduced the cuisine to her, so much so she has taken a liking to sushi but I digress) , we had a bit of plum wine and sake, quite a bit actually.
And for the 1st time ever, she asked me if my friends ever ask me about how my dates with her are like, she said it was out of curiosity. It was a little out of the ordinary for me, normally she avoids conversation like this, you know, matters of the heart and what have you, but she listened very intently as I tell her how I described things to my friends who asked, at some point, as the conversation evolved to other things, she started to get emotional, and in a nutshell, said she she was hurting, because she does not know how to love a person, and she doesn't know why that is the case. This is the 1st time, she has cried in front of me and also talk about the concept of love in any capacity. Typically she avoids it like the plague (or STDs, just to bring it closer to home)
She was very much out of the ordinary that night, very very much so, and it completely threw me off guard, and to cut forward, we were in a hotel room, now initially I just wanted to have a place for us to chill and let the alcohol subside before we both went home (I had plans for the weekend) , at one point, she started to beg me to spend the night with her (working girls, or ex-working girls need love too I guess) , I couldn't of course, and she was really upset, at some point, it almost looked like she was fucking possessed, and I wished my spanish was a lot better, because it almost sounded like she was hallucinating that she was pregnant, or giving birth, or something like that, and she was kicking and screaming and howling the fuck.
Man it was a nightmare, I had no fucking idea what she was yapping, except I recognize the words nina, duele, inyeccion, cuidarme (just a few that I can recollect) , my head was hurting, I was getting irritated and I really had to leave, so I told her, while she was in a brief period of calm, that I really had to leave, at which point, she hurdled by the edge of the bed and asked me if I had a condom, and I asked her what the fuck is she talking about, and she just kept asking me, I said I did not (I really didn't) and told her I didn't bring her to the room to bang her, at which point she burst into tears but also thanked me.
I told her I had to leave, and she said ok, while she return to bed to continue her writhing, I felt like a deep shit, as I walked to the counter and paid for the room until morning, just as I was about to leave, (and I am glad I delayed leaving, because I was trying to argue with the guy to give me a discount) , she opened the door, half naked, and asked me to come back to the room. I obliged. She apologized and said that she is feeling better, and she wants to take a shower, then go home because she did not want to be alone in the room. She asked me to wait for her, I said ok. While she went to take a shower, my manly instinct led me to go to the front desk to buy a condom.
I went back to the room, and she was taking a shower, and singing to herself (or humming) , when she got out, she looked so clean and fresh, I just had to eat her right there. I guess the other manly instinct came back after I sensed that she sobered up, and a naked wet latina in front of me? How could I resist? Anyway, she went to sit on the bed, we talked a little bit and we went into a bit of a nonsensical conversation about the fucking condom thing again, and she started to put her panties back on.
(somehow, in my mind, I was thinking that maybe she just needed a good bang, and who else better to give it to her right now than me?) so I pushed her to the bed and started making out with her, she did not resist, and she came back with a vengeance (in a good way) , I went to down DATY on her, and she was just pouring and pouring and pouring down there. I have never ever ever ever seen her so fucking wet. Mind you, when I first started banging her, she always had to use lube, and she gets dry quick, this one just kept coming, we changed multiple positions, she took it nice and slow, DFK all the way, and in the past, when she is so paranoid about whether I had a fucking condom with me, this time, when my condom slipped off, she almost looked like she wanted me to put it in.
Well, I did not, because I didn't want to take advantage of that situation and spoil what would be a good thing, so I just rubbed my anaconda outside, and I was fingering both her pussy, and her ass, she seemed to like it, and maybe next time I will take her to the gr33k islands (hee hee hee) , anyway, after a marathon bang, I asked her if we should leave, but she was falling asleep, I guess I must have given it to her good, but anyway, I guess it is better that she stays in the shitty room, sleeping soundly, than trying to find her way home, shitfaced and drunk.
Next day, after my shit was done, we started messaging again, and she apologized, and thanked me for a beautiful night, I didn't leave her any money this time, and she made no mention about it, and asked when we can meet again.
Crazy latinas.
So something to think about as I sip my coffee.
1) like all chicas, she must have been hurt, or cheated, or abused at one point or the other.
2) from her description though, she has the love of her family, and she respects both her parents.
3) she is not a hardworking bailarina / prosituta in any capacity, she only works when needed (ie, if I was a jefe in zona norte, I will definitely not hire her, too undependable)
4) this girl has 'some' level of responsibility in life, or maybe she has some philosophy in the way to live, I don't know, haven't quite figured a way out, and probably neither has she, which is why she is conflicted.
5) she is smart enough to observe that girls in these industries, get into a vicious cycle of hope / despair, and breaking down eventually, which is why she is so scared of having affection / attachment to any man.
All the same for now, she is a broken 'car', and I will need to figure out if I want to fix it, or just maintain it long enough for a good ride.
PS: I. Hate. The. New. Fucking. Entry.
PS: I. Hate. The. New. Fucking. Entry.Not sure about all the other stuff you wrote about, but I do agree with you about the new piece of monkey designed shit entry!
Guitarrefreak
10-08-12, 06:11
Dude, that was fast.
No I was just wondering if I am on a path to early temporary retirement from mongering, or if I should stay put for now.
By the way, did you see my chica from HK recently?
Ok, 'my'
Not sure about all the other stuff you wrote about, but I do agree with you about the new piece of monkey designed shit entry!
Guys,
I know I brought this up before and I know the easy answer is that it depends, but I'm still a bit confused (yet grateful) as to how fast and easy I crossed back every single of my 3 nights from Tijuana. I mean absolutely NO line at all. I got out the cab and made the short walk and was immediately with an agent crossing back. Now each of the 3 nights (Thurs-Sat) I made it back to the border crossing at around midnight. Saturday a bit earlier like 11 PM.
My question is, was I really lucky? Or is this to be expected at these times? The reason I ask is because I have no problems whatsoever during my next visit to cross back at this time in order to avoid long lines.
On another note, As I mentioned I want to go back in early November. Initially I wanted to go in December but from reading the forum it seems that by then things might not be as good due to the holidays and many of the chicas heading home. What would you guys say from your experience is a cut off date? I wish I could go early next year but I need to use my vacation time this year. So that is why I am thinking early November.
Lastly, I was wondering on any recommendations for a motel / hotel in San Ysidro. While I might stay a night at Cascadas I don't want to cross over with all my belongings and money. So I might just get a cheap room to keep my things while I am over. On that same note are San Ysidro motels safe to leave things? You would think so. But you never know.
Guitarrefreak
10-08-12, 16:24
My experience is that on any given day, foot traffic dies down from 8pm, and then picks up again starting around 4am.
You are guaranteed almost no people (or very few) , at around 12 +- 1 hr.
You are guaranteed to be stuck, if you decide to cross back around 8am, or pretty much, anytime when the sun is getting up and hovering ahead.
Personally, I think getting a hotel in san ysidro does not guarantee better safety, maybe it does give you a peace of mind, but I would rather just get a room at hotel ticuan or caesars or hacienda santiago and just leave it there, had good experiences all with these guys, besides, the constant coming and going, will put a dent on the flow of the entire adventure.
But of course, you are not here all the time, so that is a big difference.
Have fun.
Guys,
I know I brought this up before and I know the easy answer is that it depends, but I'm still a bit confused (yet grateful) as to how fast and easy I crossed back every single of my 3 nights from Tijuana. I mean absolutely NO line at all. I got out the cab and made the short walk and was immediately with an agent crossing back. Now each of the 3 nights (Thurs-Sat) I made it back to the border crossing at around midnight. Saturday a bit earlier like 11 PM.
My question is, was I really lucky? Or is this to be expected at these times? The reason I ask is because I have no problems whatsoever during my next visit to cross back at this time in order to avoid long lines.
On another note, As I mentioned I want to go back in early November. Initially I wanted to go in December but from reading the forum it seems that by then things might not be as good due to the holidays and many of the chicas heading home. What would you guys say from your experience is a cut off date? I wish I could go early next year but I need to use my vacation time this year. So that is why I am thinking early November.
Lastly, I was wondering on any recommendations for a motel / hotel in San Ysidro. While I might stay a night at Cascadas I don't want to cross over with all my belongings and money. So I might just get a cheap room to keep my things while I am over. On that same note are San Ysidro motels safe to leave things? You would think so. But you never know.
My experience is that on any given day, foot traffic dies down from 8pm, and then picks up again starting around 4am.
You are guaranteed almost no people (or very few) , at around 12 +- 1 hr.
You are guaranteed to be stuck, if you decide to cross back around 8am, or pretty much, anytime when the sun is getting up and hovering ahead.
Personally, I think getting a hotel in san ysidro does not guarantee better safety, maybe it does give you a peace of mind, but I would rather just get a room at hotel ticuan or caesars or hacienda santiago and just leave it there, had good experiences all with these guys, besides, the constant coming and going, will put a dent on the flow of the entire adventure.
But of course, you are not here all the time, so that is a big difference.
Have fun.Thanks for the heads up Guitarrefreak,
I guess I'm just a little leary about heading into Tijuana with luggage and a pocketful of cash. Last time I felt safe but then again I was with a friend. I'm not too worried though. One thing I keep in mind however is "downtime" When I'm not on the prowl apart from having tacos, I'm not so sure there is anything else I'd like to do in Tijuana. I figure I can crash in San Ysidro and at least watch Sports Center eating McDonalds and reserve funds. Because we all know in Tijuana money flows like water!
Hey guys, I want to do something I never did in Tijuana. I want to exchange dollars for pesos. I used to see exchange rates advertised in Tijuana, but they were always horrible compared to xe. Com. First off, is there a place on the american side that exchanges for close to the xe. Com rate? If not, where is the best place to go in Tijuana that gives close to xe. Com. I understand there is a new entrance which will probably have alot of cambios but I'm assuming they will screw you on the rate. I don't want to use the atm because of all the fees on both ends.
Guys,
I know I brought this up before and I know the easy answer is that it depends, but I'm still a bit confused (yet grateful) as to how fast and easy I crossed back every single of my 3 nights from Tijuana. I mean absolutely NO line at all. I got out the cab and made the short walk and was immediately with an agent crossing back. Now each of the 3 nights (Thurs-Sat) I made it back to the border crossing at around midnight. Saturday a bit earlier like 11 PM.
My question is, was I really lucky? Or is this to be expected at these times? The reason I ask is because I have no problems whatsoever during my next visit to cross back at this time in order to avoid long lines.
On another note, As I mentioned I want to go back in early November. Initially I wanted to go in December but from reading the forum it seems that by then things might not be as good due to the holidays and many of the chicas heading home. What would you guys say from your experience is a cut off date? I wish I could go early next year but I need to use my vacation time this year. So that is why I am thinking early November.
Lastly, I was wondering on any recommendations for a motel / hotel in San Ysidro. While I might stay a night at Cascadas I don't want to cross over with all my belongings and money. So I might just get a cheap room to keep my things while I am over. On that same note are San Ysidro motels safe to leave things? You would think so. But you never know.The overwhelming majority of the foot traffic these days is people who live on one side of the border or the other, and who work on the opposite side. Hence, tons of foot traffic during the day. But, as GF said, you'll find none at night after about 8. So, you haven't been lucky, you've just been crossing at the low time, which is a good thing.
There is no cutoff date. Some girls go home, others stay. There will still be plenty of selection.
How much crap are you bringing with you? You can fly into Tijuana if you want to. Or, unless you travel with a ton of luggage, just drag your suitcase across the border and stay in Ticuan or Pueblo Amigo. Both are suitable for a day, week or month. Both have nice rooms, good service, room safes, etc. Espana and Caesar are both fine, but a bit small and, IMHO, not suited for more than a day or two.
My experience is that on any given day, foot traffic dies down from 8pm, and then picks up again starting around 4am.
You are guaranteed almost no people (or very few) , at around 12 +- 1 hr.The latest I try and cross back to the US is at 3am. By 4am, the line is already getting pretty long for people heading to work. I've been caught in a 1. 5-2hr line on more than 1 occasion at 4am, even on a Saturday morning.
The overwhelming majority of the foot traffic these days is people who live on one side of the border or the other, and who work on the opposite side. Hence, tons of foot traffic during the day. But, as GF said, you'll find none at night after about 8. So, you haven't been lucky, you've just been crossing at the low time, which is a good thing.
There is no cutoff date. Some girls go home, others stay. There will still be plenty of selection.
How much crap are you bringing with you? You can fly into Tijuana if you want to. Or, unless you travel with a ton of luggage, just drag your suitcase across the border and stay in Ticuan or Pueblo Amigo. Both are suitable for a day, week or month. Both have nice rooms, good service, room safes, etc. Espana and Caesar are both fine, but a bit small and, IMHO, not suited for more than a day or two.Phor,
Not taking too much but I think anything I do I'd want locked up. Good to hear those hotels have safes. I think those might be a better bet than Cascadas. I know the pricier rooms at Cascadas have safes too. I'll look into Pueblo Amigo. Haven't heard of that one. How close is it to the zona?
No I was just wondering if I am on a path to early temporary retirement from mongering, or if I should stay put for now.
By the way, did you see my chica from HK recently?We should never speak of that HK chica again and we both know why!
Other than that, don't hang up your monger hat too soon, it is a lot more expensive going the other route, and more drama as well!
So close to the promised land, just a few quick questions. My friends and I got screwed by american airlines as they changed our flight from 345pm to 1155am on Tues Oct 16. What time should I cross back to make it back for the flight. We have no problem taking a cab from the border to the airport. Figure that may save some time, Definately want to enjoy as much time as we can but definately don't want to navigate when we are loaded. I can take it easy and go hard during the day. Also some good info on decent food would be appreciated, not big on seafood and I have eaten at the ticuan and thought it was good. So a resturant like that is cool, or even a late nite resturant, although I will try the late nite taco stand. Any info is appreciated.
Thanks
So close to the promised land, just a few quick questions. My friends and I got screwed by american airlines as they changed our flight from 345pm to 1155am on Tues Oct 16. What time should I cross back to make it back for the flight. We have no problem taking a cab from the border to the airport. Figure that may save some time, Definately want to enjoy as much time as we can but definately don't want to navigate when we are loaded. I can take it easy and go hard during the day. Also some good info on decent food would be appreciated, not big on seafood and I have eaten at the ticuan and thought it was good. So a resturant like that is cool, or even a late nite resturant, although I will try the late nite taco stand. Any info is appreciated.
ThanksAssuming arriving at the airport 90 minutes ahead of departure, and 45 minutes by cab to the airport, you'll want to be across the border by 9:45. The line will be long at that point, although I have seen a big lull in the line on some Tuesdays. Don't know why, and it's not predictable. Estimate 1.5 hours in line. It usually doesn't take that long, but these days you never can tell. Generally, from about the far end of the drop-off point around the corner, to the agent, is 45m to 1 hour. But, I can't stress enough, you never know and you really don't want to miss your flight, do you? So, be in line no later than 8:15. Earlier is better. The line is so fucked up the poor bastards who live in Tijuana now have to start lining up at 4:00am to get to work in San Diego on time.
You might be happier getting a room in Dago for the night, crossing the border around 3:00am, sacking out for a few hours and then going to the airport.
On Revu, Caesar's has good food. The tapas are generally quite good. If you sit in the main dining room, ask for the complete tapas menu, not the single page inside the main menu.
Ninguno Especial
10-10-12, 00:00
You might be happier getting a room in Dago for the night, crossing the border around 3:00am, sacking out for a few hours and then going to the airport.For sure the easier and safest thing to do is spend the night before the flight in San Ysidro, Chula Vista or points N. In San Diego. As far as crossing back, anytime before 3:am otherwise those working in SD will be lining up to cross as early as 3am. Line is short from 11p. 2am week days for the most part.
If not a room on this side, party till 2am then sleep at the airport & inflight.
SuperSteve
10-10-12, 03:24
Slick:
IMO do the Ticuan. It is less expensive, the rooms are nicer (at least the ones I have stayed at both hotels) , and it is closer to the Zona. Either way it is a $3-5 cab ride.
Health & happiness to all.
Slick:
IMO do the Ticuan. It is less expensive, the rooms are nicer (at least the ones I have stayed at both hotels) , and it is closer to the Zona. Either way it is a $3-5 cab ride.
Health & happiness to all.Steve, thinkin Ticuan now. Found some decent deals for flight. More than I'd like but just one of those things for living so far.
Anyone here planing on being out there any time soon?
Baxter Slade
10-10-12, 05:59
Anyone here planing on being out there any time soon?Vick let me know when you are going to be out here. Iam a transplanted midwestern guy and we could meet up for a beer or 2. As far as the Ticuan goes I always stay there the place is great, very comfortable and safe. The only drawback is if you plan on taking a bunch of different club girls or SG's up you will probably be paying for a room each time, nobody will want to travel to the Ticuan for a 20 or 30 minute date. However if you are looking for a TLN most girls will be happy to go the Ticuan if the price is right probably anywhere from 80 to 200.
And Steve good to hear you are still out there. Will you be attending the Tequila Expo this year?
Guitarrefreak
10-10-12, 06:20
Crazy chica sending me a bunch of texts with varying topics, I am trying to make sense out of it.
"2 sabanas lisas. 2 toallas grandes. 2 toallas mediana. 2 toallas chicas, unas toalla femeninas"
So she wants me to get 2 smooth sheets. 2 towel big / medium / small, and a tampon?
What the fuck?
Just want to make sure I don't go apeshit on her, will someone please help confirm (and I mean a native spanish speaker, not a learner like me)
Then somewhere, a few of these things busted out.
"gracias a esta escuela, voy a tener credencial de estudiante" <- thanks to school, I will have student I'd.
"why gracias a eso, voy a ir a verte" <- and thanks to it, I am going to see you.
"yo a ti" <- I love you? (the expression of affection / love still confuses me)
"solo esperar, voy por te" <- just wait, I come for you.
What the fuck
I'm here to help! Delete the fucking texts and more on to another!
Did that help?
Crazy chica sending me a bunch of texts with varying topics, I am trying to make sense out of it.
"2 sabanas lisas. 2 toallas grandes. 2 toallas mediana. 2 toallas chicas, unas toalla femeninas"
So she wants me to get 2 smooth sheets. 2 towel big / medium / small, and a tampon?
What the fuck?
Just want to make sure I don't go apeshit on her, will someone please help confirm (and I mean a native spanish speaker, not a learner like me)
Then somewhere, a few of these things busted out.
"gracias a esta escuela, voy a tener credencial de estudiante" <- thanks to school, I will have student I'd.
"why gracias a eso, voy a ir a verte" <- and thanks to it, I am going to see you.
"yo a ti" <- I love you? (the expression of affection / love still confuses me)
"solo esperar, voy por te" <- just wait, I come for you.
What the fuck
Guitarrefreak
10-10-12, 07:09
Yeahh!
Actually no, this one is worth observing for a while, hey man, GFE outsize the zona, 'free' (ok, I mean, food, hotel not free, and towels) , whats not to like?
Everyone needs a change in pace every once in a while.
How is everything else? I saw your amazonian the other day, she looks fucking hot!
I'm here to help! Delete the fucking texts and more on to another!
Did that help?
SuperSteve
10-10-12, 07:53
hey hugo:
i still read the board daily, and am living the tijuana life through you, and others like tomjackin (tell speedy i said hello). i will miss the tequila festival this year. the tour of the tijuana jail is still fresh in my mind. the good news for me is that my bank account is soaring, but it is unfortunate for those in tijuana who are missing the money.
i have been reading about those of you who are interested in the ladies of tijuana and making them novias. i would suggest that you proceed with caution. someone wrote that once you are a customer, you will always be a customer for her. in my case that was not true. i had spent a lot of time with a lady in a club. i had never seen her out of the club, e-mailed her, or phoned her, but spent many hours with her in the club. it took about six months before we went arriba, since she was a waitress, and i had no idea that she even went upstairs. i had never seen her go up before. she finally asked me to go up with her. one night i didn't think that she was working and i was playing around with one of the dancers. she came in, walked over, and it was obvious that she was pissed. she looked at my friend, sitting in the booth across from me, and said that she wanted to go arriba with him. i was okay with that (he asked) , and off they go. well he comes back and tells me that it was obviously a grude phuck, and she told him that she "loved" me. what the phuck? later i was arrested for,"being disrepectful to a lady". maybe just a coincidence?
my point in this tale of woe; you don't even have to know that the latin woman cares about you. once they get pissed, getting even isn't an option, screwing you to the wall will be expected. the policia will aid them in that. it was an interesting arrest though. taken to the jail to see the "judge". they had searched me and knew that i had about $400 on me. the fined me 1, 000 pesos (i gave them $80 usd) , and they drove me to the border, after a tour of some of the back areas of tijuana. anyway, be careful with their "hearts", they can take it much more seriously.
i am doing my local mongering a a kmp. the mamasan loves me, and i think it has an effect on the ladies. i get great service from some beautiful ladies, with great bodies. a typical session includes rimming, salad tossing, tea bagging, bbbj, daty, doggie, rcg, cg, and finishing with the "asian squat". these women are beautiful with great bodies. i still miss tijuana though.
keep up the good work amigo's. i am going to medellin in november, and will make a trip to tijuana in december.
health & happiness to all.
Hey Hugo:
Later I was arrested for,"being disrepectful to a lady". Maybe just a coincidence?
I am doing my local mongering a a KMP. The mamasan loves me, and I think it has an effect on the ladies. I get great service from some beautiful ladies, with great bodies. A typical session includes rimming, salad tossing, tea bagging, BBBJ, DATY, doggie, RCG, CG, and finishing with the "Asian Squat". These women are beautiful with great bodies. I still miss Tijuana though.SS,
Thank you for sharing this story with us. It really does give us mongers something to think about. It is true that any girl in the zona can complain about you to a cop and that's it... You're Done. You were treading a fine line with a nasty "B" and she took a bite. There is no way to know what is going on in their fragile minds.
I hope you feel comfortable enough to come back at some point. I totally understand if you don't.
Baxter Slade
10-10-12, 18:40
SS,
Thank you for sharing this story with us. It really does give us mongers something to think about. It is true that any girl in the zona can complain about you to a cop and that's it. You're Done. You were treading a fine line with a nasty "B" and she took a bite. There is no way to know what is going on in their fragile minds.
I hope you feel comfortable enough to come back at some point. I totally understand if you don't.Steve,
Glad you got to the bottom of what really happened that dreadfull morning in Tijuana. When hearing the initial story it sounded like Tijuana's finest were just sitting around waiting to jump on an unsuspecting gringo, (not to say that kind of thing doesn't happen) but I guess it is a little comforting to know that wasn't exactly what happened. It is a reminder to watch your back and always be ready for the unexpected. Glad to hear you are still enjoying life, and sorry to hear you are still boycotting Tijuana (hope you are listning MR. Mayor) I think I will be heading down today to check out opening day of the Tequila festival, and I will hoist a shot in your honor, at least a sample. For it was you who has helped me get through this long relationship thing, by ingraining those words in my mind "The One Who Cares The Most LOSES"
Hey Art,
Its early October isn't it time for the Tijuana birthday trip?
i still read the board daily, and am living the tijuana life through you, and others like tomjackin (tell speedy i said hello). i will miss the tequila festival this year. the tour of the tijuana jail is still fresh in my mind. the good news for me is that my bank account is soaring, but it is unfortunate for those in tijuana who are missing the money.damn steve, it's no wonder why speedy's tequila always seem fuller than usual! your absence solves the mystery!
i wouldn't let that one incident stop you from returning, hell, it could have been worst.
you have to come back just to experience the new shitty border crossing that some fucking monkey designed!
and tits are fun as well!
damn steve, it's no wonder why speedy's tequila always seem fuller than usual! your absence solves the mystery!
i wouldn't let that one incident stop you from returning, hell, it could have been worst.
you have to come back just to experience the new shitty border crossing that some fucking monkey designed!
and tits are fun as well!i would bet they are real as well!
damn steve, it's no wonder why speedy's tequila always seem fuller than usual! your absence solves the mystery!
i wouldn't let that one incident stop you from returning, hell, it could have been worst.
you have to come back just to experience the new shitty border crossing that some fucking monkey designed!
and tits are fun as well!tom,
how bad is that crossing? for christs sakes i had just figured out the old way. and now on my second visit it's already going to be different. hope it's as easy as following the crowd. i hate looking lost.
Back to Tijuana.
Oct 17 until Nov 14. Looking forward to it.
RimmDigger
10-11-12, 06:47
And tits are fun as well!I think I know her.
I was there today. On Hk. It was fun. I was talking. To my girl.
She will be waiting for me tomorrow. Oh boy.
Nibu Raphael
10-11-12, 06:48
HI I am back been here for a couple weeks might be here for two more months as I am waiting for a ticket refund on a plane ticket that won't come in to late November. To me the best places with cheap girls are Gloria Karlas place and Rio Verde and Adelita if you want to splurge a little and Mermaids in zona norte cool too. The rip off is Amnesia farther on Revolucion 150 to fuck a girl but Diana is Very Busty there think she's from Mexico City.
Also the Tequila Expo is all week on Revolucion 80 pesos to get in.
To Artistty lets hook up finally too hink Saturday is my drunk night to go out some good rock clubs on 6th and 7th also Las Pulgas is fun too, Yeh Back in black, Nibu.
Guys,
Wondering what clubs (regular clubs) Like pulgas are best for a single guy to walk into and have fun. It sure would be nice to be able to have fun with normal girls. But if nothing else I just want to feel like I fit in. Not walk in somewhere and feel out of place. Also, is it a wise idea to walk into a place like that alone and hit on girls? Don't want to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off any local men either.
Thanks!
Since many on this thread have the sentri or global entry card, I thought I would share this with you in case you didn't see it.
I got an email yesterday from the goes website. The goes program covers global enty, sentri etc. The email stated that persons covered by the goes program can enroll into the tsa pre.
Tsa pre is the program to cut down the time to get through security at the airports. I'am assuming a shorter line also.
If anyone didn't get the email and is enrolled in the goes program, go to the goes website for more information.
At least for now, it doesn't cost anything extra.
Hope this helps.
Q
Back to Tijuana.
Oct 17 until Nov 14. Looking forward to it.Sorry just got my dates postponed again. Don't know when now. Back troubles again.
Lascivious
10-12-12, 05:58
Now that I have my passport card, Ill be returning to the zona after a long absence.
First, I'll be going to the Tequilla Expo. Has anyone gone yet this year and if so how is it?
Guitarrefreak
10-12-12, 06:24
I went yesterday. 80 pesos per entry, you can get your money's worth if you sample enough.
For me it was a waste of money, my chica just wanted to go in for a walk, and didn't drink much.
I did ok.
I particularly liked the "dirty tequila" brand that was at one corner with hot show girls, they have it straight and mixed with margarita, go get it!
Now that I have my passport card, Ill be returning to the zona after a long absence.
First, I'll be going to the Tequilla Expo. Has anyone gone yet this year and if so how is it?
Guys,
Wondering what clubs (regular clubs) Like pulgas are best for a single guy to walk into and have fun. It sure would be nice to be able to have fun with normal girls. But if nothing else I just want to feel like I fit in. Not walk in somewhere and feel out of place. Also, is it a wise idea to walk into a place like that alone and hit on girls? Don't want to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off any local men either.
Thanks!Probably want to try 6th street (La Sexta). That's the new party scene in Tijuana. If you don't end up hooking up with a chick at the bar, you have the sure thing right down the street.
If you're past your 20's and don't feel like contending with thumping music, try Tasca de la Sexta. It's a cool craft brew spot.
Nibu Raphael
10-12-12, 10:18
HI Guys If my pal Artistty goes here for the red ligh scene kudos the red light scene is pretty kick ass here though I have seen even much better or worse ones in my latin travels but to meet women here The amatuer scene its just as bad as san Juan Puerto Rico.
OK Well I even sent the great David 33 a message on this. I am 44 look like I am 34 I speak great spanish I aint ugly and I keep striking out on online dates here. Even the Las pulgas Club which has great prices the waitress cashier girls hate to talk to gringos. I speak great spanish and it don't work at all. Shit sorry guys just don't make any sense why this is happening to me. I have one friend of mine that lives in arizona that wants to live here permanently I tell him why. Shit Also once I get some money issues settled I am going further south.
One friend from Chicago says your to close to the border. He must be right. I mean Fuck Man I at a lull this is just as bad as San juan for me. At least San Juan is fucking beautiful city. This place is ugly it don't have class like San Diego or San juan or even Lima Peru.
Ok if any mongers want to meet with me I should be at the Tequila Expo tommorrow night. Hope the women there are not as stuck up as the wine fest a couple weeks ago. Don't make sense to in Mexico City the women are very hot they not stuck up here most of them are just as plane jane as Chicago Girls.
Ok then I will try to sign off and finish here. If anyone can tell me why post back here or in the Nibu West Coast section too or pm me. This just don't make sense to me. To travel from two planes a long troleey ride cross the bridge with big baggage and taxi to arrive here and be shitted on don't make any sense to me. Well guys I guess stick to the rock clubs on 6th 7th and Zona norte red zone.
I give up for now, Nibs.
Baxter Slade
10-12-12, 17:12
Now that I have my passport card, Ill be returning to the zona after a long absence.
First, I'll be going to the Tequilla Expo. Has anyone gone yet this year and if so how is it?I checked it out Wendsday. I'am not a Tequila drinker but enjoyed the Expo. It wasn't to crowded did come across some civvie girls who seemed to have had to many samples. I guess the real party will be tonight and Sat.
I met up with Sunlion69 who was there celebrating his B-Day, so I passed most of my samples off to him in hopes of him having a happier birthday. I did find some samples of Tequila mixed with choclate and some other things that were mild enough for me to drink. I was already a bit wasted from hanging in the bars so the desert type Tequila was just right for me. Had a couple Carne Asada tacos, but not as good as the street tacos in the zona.
Oh yea there were some very nice ladies trying to lure you over to try there samples. Sunlion69 fell in love with one of them and asked her to marry him. It would be nice if he invites everyone on the board to the wedding.
Was in Tijuana Wednesday. 10/10, my birthday.
I took AzulatEnva up to my room about 4pm. She had given me GFE last time I did her. This time, Azul was giving me some attitude. Not focusing on me, chewing gum, less cuddling, less kisses. We were naked in bed & Azul got a text message & started texting back & forth. I told her "no mas." She complied after asking,"por que?" I was getting irritated.
So, back to fondling one another. I applied some gentle, but INTENSE massaging to her clit. Put a pillow under her butt, pounded her in mish. Had her on top in CG. I had Azul help me stick "little lazybone" up her ass. Slowly, she worked it in. Then removed her helping hand for full penetration. Azul rode me for awhile but she got tired. She is not very atheltic.
I got her into perrito. I was standing at the foot of the bed. Azul was on all fours with her feet dangling over the bed. There is a mirror on the other side of my small room that is positioned perfectly for our location on the bed. I reinsert little lazybone into Azul's asshole, spread her cheeks for max penetration & quickly start going full thrust. Now, I've got two views of the action. One regular doggey style view of her ass, back & back of her head. The view in the mirror is a great profile shot of her face, tits, ass, legs & lazybone.
Azul is moaning & balancing on her elbows. I spank her hard, three times on each ass cheek. Most chicas will ask me to stop the spanking or shout "duele" (it hurts) or try to shake me loose, etc. Azul says & does nothing. She's fair skinned, so a rosey glow appears on both sides of Azul's butt. I ream her for awhile longer. I get her back in mish with a doubled up pillow under her ass & slam her, till I cream pie. She showers & I pay her to leave.
I nap, shower & get a shot of expresso at the new coffee shop, behind Hotel Nelson. Then I walk up Revolucion to Tequila Expo. I start sampling tequila right away. One booth near the entrance to Expo has a chica serving samples. She is a "10." Tall, slender, long blonde hair, gorgeous face. She could be a Playboy centerfold! I tell her, I love her & want to marry her.
Onward. I'm pouring down multiple samples at every booth. I purchase a long "cigaro cubano" & walk around, chewing on that. More tequila samples. I buy a "marlin chimichanga" at a food booth. Very good! More tequila samples. I tie in with the (District Attorney). He counsels me on the best deals at Expo. More samples. Hugotheman comes up from Bar Fracaso & joins us. More samples. I can't remember what it was called, but I bought a Mexican style French Dip. A Guadalajara recipe, spicy & delicious! More tequila samples.
I picked up two bottles of Azul Imperial Gold, after being helped by Hugotheman, with negotiations. They wanted $18 / bottle. I whined a bit & they said,"OK, $35 for two. WTF, only $1? Hugotheman stepped in & told them,"He'll pay $30 for two or he's leaving." The proprieter bent to Hugo's will & bagged up the two bottles for $30. By the way, Azul Imperial Tequila won First Place for People's Choice at the 2011 Tijuana TEQUILA EXPO.
We left Expo. While loading the's scooter into the taxi's trunk, I noticed the sign in front of us,"Bar Manolo" (Hand Job Bar). Pretty funny. Hugo ventured into the Manolo doorway. He came back & reported that two chicas gave him the hand job signal, while beckoning him into the bar.
We headed home.
Thinking about going tonite, Gas prices got me down, want to depart around 6 pm or a bit later, hang in the zona 3 or 4 hours, take care of business then head home, PM me if you got a similar plan, I don't drink much so I am a pretty good designated driver
HI Guys If my pal Artistty goes here for the red ligh scene kudos the red light scene is pretty kick ass here though I have seen even much better or worse ones in my latin travels but to meet women here The amatuer scene its just as bad as san Juan Puerto Rico.
OK Well I even sent the great David 33 a message on this. I am 44 look like I am 34 I speak great spanish I aint ugly and I keep striking out on online dates here. Even the Las pulgas Club which has great prices the waitress cashier girls hate to talk to gringos. I speak great spanish and it don't work at all. Shit sorry guys just don't make any sense why this is happening to me. I have one friend of mine that lives in arizona that wants to live here permanently I tell him why. Shit Also once I get some money issues settled I am going further south.
One friend from Chicago says your to close to the border. He must be right. I mean Fuck Man I at a lull this is just as bad as San juan for me. At least San Juan is fucking beautiful city. This place is ugly it don't have class like San Diego or San juan or even Lima Peru.
Ok if any mongers want to meet with me I should be at the Tequila Expo tommorrow night. Hope the women there are not as stuck up as the wine fest a couple weeks ago. Don't make sense to in Mexico City the women are very hot they not stuck up here most of them are just as plane jane as Chicago Girls.
Ok then I will try to sign off and finish here. If anyone can tell me why post back here or in the Nibu West Coast section too or pm me. This just don't make sense to me. To travel from two planes a long troleey ride cross the bridge with big baggage and taxi to arrive here and be shitted on don't make any sense to me. Well guys I guess stick to the rock clubs on 6th 7th and Zona norte red zone.
I give up for now, Nibs.Nibs,
Tijuana may not be for you. Keep in mind it takes a very long time to get the handle of how things work down there. Mongering in Tijuana is more complicated than any other LA destination that I've been to. Proximity to the border a conservative culture deportees crooked cops drug addicted chicas etc.
Good service does exist but not easy to attain. Once you do get what you want everything else falls into place. You can't beat being able to walk across a line and be in a different country.
If all you do is monger in Tijuana you will be disappointed. You need to do other things to keep busy.
Sounds like Tijuana is not for you dude. If you can deal with cooler temps you might want to go to the Chiapas region that borders Guatemala. I was thinking of doing that trip but I had issues planning it.
No better spot in mexico than Tijuana. It either works for you or it doesn't.
Nibu Raphael
10-13-12, 02:26
TO Art I first learned to monger in DF Mexico City, It aint Mexico like I told you in my pm its Tijuana the girls just don't look at gringos. I sweat probably in San Juan I had more girls look at me then here and Tijuana in general once your outside of the zone you see lot of ugly ducklings:
You mentioned mongering but I am having trouble in picking up amatuers here one prime example last night at Las Pulgas the cute cashier girls none of them like to look or talk to me here if I was in Peru Dr they talk to you.
Guess I need to rethink all as I go get drunk at Tequila Expo outside of zona norte Tijuana blows fact indeed.
Nibs,
Tijuana may not be for you. Keep in mind it takes a very long time to get the handle of how things work down there. Mongering in Tijuana is more complicated than any other LA destination that I've been to. Proximity to the border a conservative culture deportees crooked cops drug addicted chicas etc.
Good service does exist but not easy to attain. Once you do get what you want everything else falls into place. You can't beat being able to walk across a line and be in a different country.
If all you do is monger in Tijuana you will be disappointed. You need to do other things to keep busy.
Sounds like Tijuana is not for you dude. If you can deal with cooler temps you might want to go to the Chiapas region that borders Guatemala. I was thinking of doing that trip but I had issues planning it.
No better spot in mexico than Tijuana. It either works for you or it doesn't.
All bars will have the B team on duty during that time. HK will probably have the best selection, followed by Adelita and Tropical. La Malquerida it hit and miss, but that time of the day will have chicas more to the "local" tastes. The other places will be pretty slow.
You never can predict, so allow 2 hours for crossing back into SD. It may not take that long, but it may.
Loads and loads of good eating spots in Tijuana. None of them in the zona. Actually, the little restaurants that service the bar trade are fairly good, although the food is a bit pedestrian. The joint in the alley next to Hong Kong is reliable. Al Capone's, next to Chicago Club is also decent. Too early in the afternoon and there will be few taco carts. If you can spare a few extra minutes, walk to the corner of 5th (I think) and Negrete. Best fish tacos in Tijuana. Hotel Caesar also has very good food and it's close.
Yes, you will need a passport. There is usually a hellacious long line for those without one. Avoid the hassle and bring it.Mucho Gracias Phordphan.
I'll most likely be doing a travel report in about a week, week and half.
MrA
Nibu Raphael
10-15-12, 01:17
HI I will be back there tonight my 3rd time for sure. Will be there from 9 to 11. Maybe also will be later at night at las pulgas. Tonight is the last night for the expo. It ends at 11. Hope some of you mongers can check it out. I had two night here this will be my last night of partying after this I take a break for 3 days.
Ok on to mongering was at Karlas last night. The girls the waitresses were now wearing last night cute type purple shirts. My fave Carmen was there as usual. She is such a sweety. She always comes in after midnight until 8 in the morning. MY Guess is me and my pal will be there after midnight. Just don't take beers out of the door there. A dumb crooked Tijuana Cop wanted to arrest my friend last night He just chugged it near the door we then left my cab right away the get away from the hairy scene. Also on Karlas some of the waittresses have very bad attitudes but again not Carmen. She also might hook me up with her younger sister who is 18 who is a metalhead girl. She said her sister is just as hot at here we shall see.
Ok back to later tonight if there is no cover charge at las pulgas I shall be there tonight. Maybe if its only 50 pesos I still might come in. But sometimes it could be from all the way up to 150 pesos. Then again I do niot like to pay even 50 pesos cover to see spome shitty norteno band.
If you guys want to monger with me tonight and my pal then pm me or post here as I won't then probably monger until Thursday again. Also I might try next week to check out this massage place in Plaza Monarca. Does anyone know more or less where that is too?
Ok I wait here, Mas Tequila more then Sammy tonight, Yes,
Nibs.
Also I might try next week to check out this massage place in Plaza Monarca. Does anyone know more or less where that is too?It's about 10 miles SE of the San Ysidro border crossing.
Member #4728
10-16-12, 23:08
Was in Tijuana Wednesday. 10/10, my birthday.
I took AzulatEnva up to my room about 4pm. She had given me GFE last time I did her. This time, Azul was giving me some attitude. Not focusing on me, chewing gum, less cuddling, less kisses. We were naked in bed & Azul got a text message & started texting back & forth. I told her "no mas." She complied after asking,"por que?" I was getting irritated.
So, back to fondling one another. I applied some gentle, but INTENSE massaging to her clit. Put a pillow under her butt, pounded her in mish. Had her on top in CG. I had Azul help me stick "little lazybone" up her ass. Slowly, she worked it in. Then removed her helping hand for full penetration. Azul rode me for awhile but she got tired. She is not very atheltic.
I got her into perrito. I was standing at the foot of the bed. Azul was on all fours with her feet dangling over the bed. There is a mirror on the other side of my small room that is positioned perfectly for our location on the bed. I reinsert little lazybone into Azul's asshole, spread her cheeks for max penetration & quickly start going full thrust. Now, I've got two views of the action. One regular doggey style view of her ass, back & back of her head. The view in the mirror is a great profile shot of her face, tits, ass, legs & lazybone.
Azul is moaning & balancing on her elbows. I spank her hard, three times on each ass cheek. Most chicas will ask me to stop the spanking or shout "duele" (it hurts) or try to shake me loose, etc. Azul says & does nothing. She's fair skinned, so a rosey glow appears on both sides of Azul's butt. I ream her for awhile longer. I get her back in mish with a doubled up pillow under her ass & slam her, till I cream pie. She showers & I pay her to leave.Azul is a pretty girl.
I remember talking to her a few months ago. She is nice. But when asked about bbj's (with extra money of course) , change in attitude and she told me she did not.
But Sun lion gets bare back in her ass. Some paraditas are so YMMV. More than bar girls or escorts.
For the first time ever, I stayed at Hotel Cascadas. I got a master suite for both of the nights. The suite was on the fourth floor, and there was only more than a bit of noise from the clubs. The suite was impressive, kind of expensive, but impressive nevertheless. The Wi-Fi in the room was working well too. DeepMmpactt joined me on this trip, it was his first time in Tijuana and he seemed to completely enjoy himself.
Hong Kong was home base for drinks, booth follies, and playmates, at least for the most part. After having way too many girls in the booth, I brought my favorite over and settled down a bit. After we spent time in the room for rack / jacuzzi operations, I headed back down and waited for her to finish her shift. She joined Deep and I, and we headed to the Tequila Expo.
This was my second time at the expo, and I thought it was better this time. There were a ton of venders that wanted you to taste all the tequila they had to offer. I gave my sailor's best effort to try every damn sample; but I failed miserably. Falling way short of my goal, I threw in the towel and decided it might be better if we danced more, and drank less; best idea thus far! The food was good as well. After the expo, I put my girl in a cab and sent her off.
Back to HK! It was getting late, but I was far from done. I chatted with a few sweeties, but only one had my full attention, so we settled into a booth. Then she offered me a deal that even the Pope couldn't resist! She told me $40 bucks for an hour! I about choked on my damn drink. My first thought was,"She has a dick!" But then I checked under the hood and trunk; no problem with the plumbing. She played well in the room, never looked at the clock, and she was not in any hurry to leave. She stayed around ninty minutes, or until I was worn out, not sure which came first. I tipped her well. I would like to repeat, but only if I can remember what she looked like.
The next day, my favorite stopped by and we were off with Sal and company to El Rodeo in La Mesa; love that place! After returning to the coahuila, my girl was off to a scheduled appointment. But no worries, I previously told "The Twins" that I would spend some time with her. It's been a while since I've taken her arriba; I've been ditching her for months and thought her crazy ass was due for a romp in the sack. After rack / jacuzzi operations with "The Twins", we headed back to HK.
Maybe I'm alone on this one, but whenever I go to the hotel from HK, I bring my drink with me, and the girl with me usually has one as well. Is that illegal in the alley? Here is why I ask. I had a half finished drink when we were returning to HK from the hotel, and being the proud owner of the,"No alcohol left behind" act, I was bringing it back to the club dammit! As "The Twins" and I were walking back, we both spotted one of Tijuana's finest police officers coming straight towards us and staring us down. Well, just before he reached us,"The Twins", who happens to be a lot damn smarter than I, made a hard right turn into Las Chavelas, dragging my dumb ass with her. The cop followed us in."The Twins" took off her robe and we strolled through the club and out the front entrance, then a quick left, and back to home base!
I thought I had enough fun, so maybe I should chill out a bit; didn't work out. The funniest thing of the night happened a bit later. I was on my way to tip a hottie on the main stage, and "The Twins" was facing the other direction. As I walked by, I reached under her dress and pinched her thick pussy lips and then quickly backed away. She spun around and slapped the fuck out of the first person that was behind her! Which so happened to be one of the asshole meseros that I don't like; it was fucking priceless!
Later on, Cachorrondo stopped by to chat, but more importantly, the hot sweaty dancer that I met last week stopped by to say hi. She was just about to go on stage and I told her to order a drink and it would be waiting for her when she got done dancing, and I also told her to dance harder and faster than usual, because my tongue was "at the ready" for duty when she returned soaked. And she did! I was like a Labrador retriever with a mouth full of peanut butter, I could not stop licking, and she did not attempt to stop me either.
Later I saw a dark skinned beauty dancing on the "Big Pole of Asses" and I asked Johnny who she was, and he told me her name was Montana, who I heard of in the past, but I forgot if the comments were good or bad. So I brought her over for a drink. She was absolutely stunning, but seemed very impersonal. So after some brief chit chat, I sent her packing. Dancing on the front bar was Alaska, the old poster girl for HK. However, she packed on at least 20 pounds, but still fucking hot nevertheless. I went to talk to her and mentioned the word "gorgita" and she grabbed her fat and giggled. She is really a sweet girl. She promised that within two weeks, she would be back in shape; sure thing sweetie!
Deep wanted to get some tacos to bring to the room, but I wasn't done just yet, so I headed to New York. There was a group of girls that were working there, but they all seemed to be drinking together and taking photos of each other. I sat down at the bar and watched them play. I cutie mesera stopped by and offered me one of the ladies, I declined, but told her that she could sit and chat. Sweet girl, forgot her name, and had no idea where this was going to lead; I try not to think after midnight, hurts my brain. She started getting playful and suggested that we go upstairs and play. I asked her who was upstairs, and she said nobody!
I was upstairs within seconds! We had the whole section to ourselves. Another mesera took our order and my girl brought the little sailor back to life, and wanted to share this information with the other mesera, so they both played with the little sailor for a bit, and then the other mesera took off for a while. BINGO, it was blowjob time! I liked her! She seemed a bit chunky around the waist, but hell, it was almost 3, so like I really cared. At 3, all the lights in the upstairs area went out; fuck, let's get half naked! And we did, and I started liking her even more.
She told me that she wanted to come back to my hotel, and I said sure. At about almost 4, she told me to wait outside for her; not the nicest place to wait for someone, but I did. Either I was getting sober or the lighting was different, but she came out to meet me, she looked, well, like, bigger than before! Oh hell, this wouldn't be the 1st or 30th time that I've been in this situation. We got to the hotel, and she was still thirsty! We called the reception and they sent a HK mesero to the room.
She ordered, I ordered, and shortly thereafter, he returned with a bucket of LITTLE beers, and my two drinks. I looked at her and asked if we were expecting company because of this bucket of 5 beers. Nope, they were all for her! The mesero quoted me $55 bucks! I said,"Wait a fucking minute! I know I failed algebra in college, but I'm not that fucking stupid!" I know the drinks are $4." But he said the five beers are fichas and costs $8 each. I said,"Bull-fucking-shit! She does not work for HK, she is off work, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" I gave him $30 and sent him packing! Later while we were fondling each other's fat cells in the jacuzzi, we were getting knocks on the door, and I'm sure it was the mesero trying to recoup the rest of the money.
A great way to end a two night romp!
She ordered, I ordered, and shortly thereafter, he returned with a bucket of LITTLE beers, and my two drinks. I looked at her and asked if we were expecting company because of this bucket of 5 beers. Nope, they were all for her! The mesero quoted me $55 bucks! I said,"Wait a fucking minute! I know I failed algebra in college, but I'm not that fucking stupid!" I know the drinks are $4." But he said the five beers are fichas and costs $8 each. I said,"Bull-fucking-shit! She does not work for HK, she is off work, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" I gave him $30 and sent him packing! Later while we were fondling each other's fat cells in the jacuzzi, we were getting knocks on the door, and I'm sure it was the mesero trying to recoup the rest of the money.
A great way to end a two night romp!Doesn't shit like this just [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) you off? WTF is their problem? I don't do it a lot, but whenever I've brought another lady into one of the clubs (HK is the worst) the mesero pulls the ficha shit.
I'm SOOOOO jealous. I guess I'll need to check out New York in a couple of weeks when I'm down. I'm always up for a nice mesera! What were the final damages for her company? Did she stay the night?
If that is you and your lady partner on the picture, than who took the pictures for you?"Mesero"?
For the first time ever, I stayed at Hotel Cascadas. I got a master suite for both of the nights. The suite was on the fourth floor, and there was only more than a bit of noise from the clubs. The suite was impressive, kind of expensive, but impressive nevertheless. The Wi-Fi in the room was working well too. DeepMmpactt joined me on this trip, it was his first time in Tijuana and he seemed to completely enjoy himself.
Hong Kong was home base for drinks, booth follies, and playmates, at least for the most part. After having way too many girls in the booth, I brought my favorite over and settled down a bit. After we spent time in the room for rack / jacuzzi operations, I headed back down and waited for her to finish her shift. She joined Deep and I, and we headed to the Tequila Expo.
This was my second time at the expo, and I thought it was better this time. There were a ton of venders that wanted you to taste all the tequila they had to offer. I gave my sailor's best effort to try every damn sample; but I failed miserably. Falling way short of my goal, I threw in the towel and decided it might be better if we danced more, and drank less; best idea thus far! The food was good as well. After the expo, I put my girl in a cab and sent her off.
Back to HK! It was getting late, but I was far from done. I chatted with a few sweeties, but only one had my full attention, so we settled into a booth. Then she offered me a deal that even the Pope couldn't resist! She told me $40 bucks for an hour! I about choked on my damn drink. My first thought was,"She has a dick!" But then I checked under the hood and trunk; no problem with the plumbing. She played well in the room, never looked at the clock, and she was not in any hurry to leave. She stayed around ninty minutes, or until I was worn out, not sure which came first. I tipped her well. I would like to repeat, but only if I can remember what she looked like.
The next day, my favorite stopped by and we were off with Sal and company to El Rodeo in La Mesa; love that place! After returning to the coahuila, my girl was off to a scheduled appointment. But no worries, I previously told "The Twins" that I would spend some time with her. It's been a while since I've taken her arriba; I've been ditching her for months and thought her crazy ass was due for a romp in the sack. After rack / jacuzzi operations with "The Twins", we headed back to HK.
Maybe I'm alone on this one, but whenever I go to the hotel from HK, I bring my drink with me, and the girl with me usually has one as well. Is that illegal in the alley? Here is why I ask. I had a half finished drink when we were returning to HK from the hotel, and being the proud owner of the,"No alcohol left behind" act, I was bringing it back to the club dammit! As "The Twins" and I were walking back, we both spotted one of Tijuana's finest police officers coming straight towards us and staring us down. Well, just before he reached us,"The Twins", who happens to be a lot damn smarter than I, made a hard right turn into Las Chavelas, dragging my dumb ass with her. The cop followed us in."The Twins" took off her robe and we strolled through the club and out the front entrance, then a quick left, and back to home base!
I thought I had enough fun, so maybe I should chill out a bit; didn't work out. The funniest thing of the night happened a bit later. I was on my way to tip a hottie on the main stage, and "The Twins" was facing the other direction. As I walked by, I reached under her dress and pinched her thick pussy lips and then quickly backed away. She spun around and slapped the fuck out of the first person that was behind her! Which so happened to be one of the asshole meseros that I don't like; it was fucking priceless!
Later on, Cachorrondo stopped by to chat, but more importantly, the hot sweaty dancer that I met last week stopped by to say hi. She was just about to go on stage and I told her to order a drink and it would be waiting for her when she got done dancing, and I also told her to dance harder and faster than usual, because my tongue was "at the ready" for duty when she returned soaked. And she did! I was like a Labrador retriever with a mouth full of peanut butter, I could not stop licking, and she did not attempt to stop me either.
Later I saw a dark skinned beauty dancing on the "Big Pole of Asses" and I asked Johnny who she was, and he told me her name was Montana, who I heard of in the past, but I forgot if the comments were good or bad. So I brought her over for a drink. She was absolutely stunning, but seemed very impersonal. So after some brief chit chat, I sent her packing. Dancing on the front bar was Alaska, the old poster girl for HK. However, she packed on at least 20 pounds, but still fucking hot nevertheless. I went to talk to her and mentioned the word "gorgita" and she grabbed her fat and giggled. She is really a sweet girl. She promised that within two weeks, she would be back in shape; sure thing sweetie!
Deep wanted to get some tacos to bring to the room, but I wasn't done just yet, so I headed to New York. There was a group of girls that were working there, but they all seemed to be drinking together and taking photos of each other. I sat down at the bar and watched them play. I cutie mesera stopped by and offered me one of the ladies, I declined, but told her that she could sit and chat. Sweet girl, forgot her name, and had no idea where this was going to lead; I try not to think after midnight, hurts my brain. She started getting playful and suggested that we go upstairs and play. I asked her who was upstairs, and she said nobody!
I was upstairs within seconds! We had the whole section to ourselves. Another mesera took our order and my girl brought the little sailor back to life, and wanted to share this information with the other mesera, so they both played with the little sailor for a bit, and then the other mesera took off for a while. BINGO, it was blowjob time! I liked her! She seemed a bit chunky around the waist, but hell, it was almost 3, so like I really cared. At 3, all the lights in the upstairs area went out; fuck, let's get half naked! And we did, and I started liking her even more.
She told me that she wanted to come back to my hotel, and I said sure. At about almost 4, she told me to wait outside for her; not the nicest place to wait for someone, but I did. Either I was getting sober or the lighting was different, but she came out to meet me, she looked, well, like, bigger than before! Oh hell, this wouldn't be the 1st or 30th time that I've been in this situation. We got to the hotel, and she was still thirsty! We called the reception and they sent a HK mesero to the room.
She ordered, I ordered, and shortly thereafter, he returned with a bucket of LITTLE beers, and my two drinks. I looked at her and asked if we were expecting company because of this bucket of 5 beers. Nope, they were all for her! The mesero quoted me $55 bucks! I said,"Wait a fucking minute! I know I failed algebra in college, but I'm not that fucking stupid!" I know the drinks are $4." But he said the five beers are fichas and costs $8 each. I said,"Bull-fucking-shit! She does not work for HK, she is off work, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" I gave him $30 and sent him packing! Later while we were fondling each other's fat cells in the jacuzzi, we were getting knocks on the door, and I'm sure it was the mesero trying to recoup the rest of the money.
A great way to end a two night romp!
I wasn't done just yet, so I headed to New YorkYou came to Manhattan?
LOL Great report.
Always loved the pictures.
Best Regards,
Smuler
She told me that she wanted to come back to my hotel, and I said sure. At about almost 4, she told me to wait outside for her; not the nicest place to wait for someone, but I did. Either I was getting sober or the lighting was different, but she came out to meet me, she looked, well, like, bigger than before! Oh hell, this wouldn't be the 1st or 30th time that I've been in this situation. We got to the hotel, and she was still thirsty! We called the reception and they sent a HK mesero to the room.
A great way to end a two night romp!As in EMERSON BIG titties! Well done!
If that is you and your lady partner on the picture, than who took the pictures for you?"Mesero"?Which lady partner are you talking about. There are three different girls in that set of photos. My lady partner photo is attached to this post.
I have either trusted meseros, or other mongers take my photos with my shitty camera.
Doesn't shit like this just [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) you off? WTF is their problem? I don't do it a lot, but whenever I've brought another lady into one of the clubs (HK is the worst) the mesero pulls the ficha shit.I understand what you are saying. But I try not to get upset, even though I might sound upset with the mesero. I do know the game, especially at HK. That mesero had to come up with the money that I refused to give him. Which is why he returned to the room a couple of times and banged at the door; but no one was home!
I'm always up for a nice mesera! What were the final damages for her company? Did she stay the night?We never discussed money. I bought her around 4 fichas in NY. 5 beers in the room, and as she was leaving at 6:30, after spending 2+ hours in the room, I slipped 600 pesos in her purse. She seemed as happy as a clam, or was it as drunk as a skunk!
RimmDigger
10-17-12, 08:06
We never discussed money. I bought her around 4 fichas in NY. 5 beers in the room, and as she was leaving at 6:30, after spending 2+ hours in the room, I slipped 600 pesos in her purse. She seemed as happy as a clam, or was it as drunk as a skunk!Tocayo,
It's always a pleasure to read your reports!
Keep them coming!
I only post this in the general reports section as I'll encompass the entire trip. I start from the beginning sat, oct 16. My friend picks me up at home kind enough to give me a ride to the airport. So early in the morning I give a girl I just started seeing the walk of shame, while my buddy waits outside. I'm only on 2 hours sleep and little does she know that I'm off to the adult disneyland of Tijuana. After picking up my two comrades that are joining me, Let's call them The Gambler and The Toymaker, we make our way to the airport. Now I knew this trip was going to be good after when we went through the hell hole called TSA security and head to the gate, when low and behold who do we see exiting a gate. Ron Jeremy. Myself being a huge fan of his work so desperately wanted a quick chat and a pic, but seeing as how he looked more tired than an HK chick after banging ten dudes during a shift, we decided to pass. Fly out to San Diego and the original plan was to take the trolley or a cab, but seeing as I'm lazy along with my friends we opted for a rental car. Got to a good deal 72 for 3 days out the door. The trip even got better when got a free upgrade to a 2013 convertiable mustang. Cruised down I5 took about 20 minutes to reach the last USA exit. The first hiccup of the trip was when I attempted to park in the border lot and was told by a fat hillbilly female looking like she just finished her 2nd 6 pack of pabst blue ribbon, that it along with every other lot was full for tequila fest. Fuck me! Alas my all it took was a little greasy of the palm for this fat pig to find us a spot, even hillbillies speak the language of Andrew Jackson. Left the ride and made our way on foot or should I say pedicab. Another 10 bucks well spent. Cross the border, but the new maze of an entrance absolutely sucks. Got my green light, no bag search, thus my green light to pussy has begun. 5 bucks for the cab and off to the Ticuan. Check in 70 us for a double room. The Toymaker was going to get his own but it was all booked up so we had to share. Settled in and we had a quick bite in the resturant. The food was on par with some awesome resturants and with plenty of drinks, appetizers, meal and tip the bill came out to 60 usc, fuking awesome! We all agreed a nap may have been in order but I said to hell with that, I've got a buzz and a second wind time to take my Newbie friends to our first ride in Disney, the Hong Kong club. We got there around 2pm and the club was bumpin'Not even 20 minutes the toymaker in utter awe grabs this blonde chick with an awesome stomach, a solid 8. I speak enough spanish so I negoite 60 and off he goes. He returns with a shit eating grin on his face, says her performance wasn't the best but nonetheless he was happy with the trophy fuck, after all how many times can Curly from the 3 stooges say he fucked an 8. After hours of drinking my other friend the gambler spots a lady he likes solid body, decent face, but the best part was her braces. He goes up and now I decide it's my turn. So many options that I equate it to be a buffet, but with all the muff around I call it a MUFFET. I find a skinny black haired mamacita about 5'8 maybe 110. She told me her name and forgive me but I forgot most of them. Negotiate 60 and off we go, once in the room I ask for oral with no condom she seems puzzled at first until I offer the almighty propina. Like a good baby I get what I want but was sorely disappointed as she only went down for a quick minute, usually this would be my fault as I would blow my load to quickly, but what the fuck the leche is still stored in the cow. She puts the rubber on and mechanically rides me. This bores me, so I decide to take her skinny ass and start pounding her like a prize fighter, seeing as a fire to this chick's skin would get no reaction I decide to finish and leave. Gave her the 60 and 10 for tip, might of been to much for the tip but what the hell. I return to see the toymaker who know also just returned from a a trip again and he informs me the gambler is mia. So know the search party is out, we hit Chavelas, Tropical and this man is nowhere to be found. We are all adults and I know the Tijuana culture, so I'm not to worried. Head back to the Ticuan, no sight there. After calling my friend and getting no answer we head to Adelitas. As soon as we step in and see the sights we soon forget about our friend and The Toymaker heads up with his 3rd girl of the night. Not a moment after an older MILF type in a blue dress comes up and starts grabbing my cock, she definately isn't my type, but she grabs cock and has a pussy so I'm interested after a quick negotiation for all the toys we agree to go up for 50. I know the consensus is to only go for 60 or less on this board, but I find if I treat the girl like a woman and offer a decent tip for a job well done I usually get what I want. That's exactly what happened. I got BBBJ, DFK. 69, DATY from this broad. She got me rock hard that I knew I didn't make a mistake taking up milfasita. Felt like I was up there for an hour with a nice massage to finish. I paid a total of 70 with the tip. This report is long enough and this is just the 1st day so ill say the Toymaker went up for a 4th time, I'm in no doubt sure that the 4th chick only recieved powdered leche. Still a bit concerned for my freind we call it a nite, but not before some tasty bacon wrapped hotdogs and steak tacos from the street stands. I've always been leary but thank you my fellow mongers for the recommendation. They were fucking awesome, especially after a nite of drinking and mongering. The toymaker was a bit paranoid and wanted to call the police to search for my friend, thank baby jesus that I was finally able to get a hold of the gambler and found that he was on a quest to find a pack of cigarettes and mistakenly went into the wrong bar only to pick up an 18yr old in the Tropical and fell asleep in the hotel with her after he banged her. I made a be-line down to the desk to stop my niave minded friend and assured him The gambler was alright. One side note I point out before the report of day two was I can't believe the starting prices of some of these girls starting at 80-100. I realize that even ticket prices in Disneyland go up but god damn ladies relax a little and do a nice job and you'll be taken care off
KC Questor
10-18-12, 06:21
Thanks for the report, but please please please use some paragraphs. They don't cost extra.
I only post this in the general reports section as I'll encompass the entire trip. I start from the beginning sat, oct 16. My friend picks me up at home kind enough to give me a ride to the airport. So early in the morning I give a girl I just started seeing the walk of shame, while my buddy waits outside. I'm only on 2 hours sleep and little does she know that I'm off to the adult disneyland of Tijuana.
After picking up my two comrades that are joining me, Let's call them The Gambler and The Toymaker, we make our way to the airport. Now I knew this trip was going to be good after when we went through the hell hole called TSA security and head to the gate, when low and behold who do we see exiting a gate. Ron Jeremy. Myself being a huge fan of his work so desperately wanted a quick chat and a pic, but seeing as how he looked more tired than an HK chick after banging ten dudes during a shift, we decided to pass.
Fly out to San Diego and the original plan was to take the trolley or a cab, but seeing as I'm lazy along with my friends we opted for a rental car. Got to a good deal 72 for 3 days out the door. The trip even got better when got a free upgrade to a 2013 convertiable mustang. Cruised down I5 took about 20 minutes to reach the last USA exit. The first hiccup of the trip was when I attempted to park in the border lot and was told by a fat hillbilly female looking like she just finished her 2nd 6 pack of pabst blue ribbon, that it along with every other lot was full for tequila fest. Fuck me! Alas my all it took was a little greasy of the palm for this fat pig to find us a spot, even hillbillies speak the language of Andrew Jackson. Left the ride and made our way on foot or should I say pedicab. Another 10 bucks well spent.
Cross the border, but the new maze of an entrance absolutely sucks. Got my green light, no bag search, thus my green light to pussy has begun. 5 bucks for the cab and off to the Ticuan. Check in 70 us for a double room. The Toymaker was going to get his own but it was all booked up so we had to share. Settled in and we had a quick bite in the resturant. The food was on par with some awesome resturants and with plenty of drinks, appetizers, meal and tip the bill came out to 60 usc, fuking awesome! We all agreed a nap may have been in order but I said to hell with that, I've got a buzz and a second wind time to take my Newbie friends to our first ride in Disney, the Hong Kong club.
We got there around 2pm and the club was bumpin'Not even 20 minutes the toymaker in utter awe grabs this blonde chick with an awesome stomach, a solid 8. I speak enough spanish so I negoite 60 and off he goes. He returns with a shit eating grin on his face, says her performance wasn't the best but nonetheless he was happy with the trophy fuck, after all how many times can Curly from the 3 stooges say he fucked an 8. After hours of drinking my other friend the gambler spots a lady he likes solid body, decent face, but the best part was her braces. He goes up and now I decide it's my turn. So many options that I equate it to be a buffet, but with all the muff around I call it a MUFFET. I find a skinny black haired mamacita about 5'8 maybe 110.
She told me her name and forgive me but I forgot most of them. Negotiate 60 and off we go, once in the room I ask for oral with no condom she seems puzzled at first until I offer the almighty propina. Like a good baby I get what I want but was sorely disappointed as she only went down for a quick minute, usually this would be my fault as I would blow my load to quickly, but what the fuck the leche is still stored in the cow. She puts the rubber on and mechanically rides me. This bores me, so I decide to take her skinny ass and start pounding her like a prize fighter, seeing as a fire to this chick's skin would get no reaction I decide to finish and leave. Gave her the 60 and 10 for tip, might of been to much for the tip but what the hell. I return to see the toymaker who know also just returned from a a trip again and he informs me the gambler is mia.
So know the search party is out, we hit Chavelas, Tropical and this man is nowhere to be found. We are all adults and I know the Tijuana culture, so I'm not to worried. Head back to the Ticuan, no sight there. After calling my friend and getting no answer we head to Adelitas. As soon as we step in and see the sights we soon forget about our friend and The Toymaker heads up with his 3rd girl of the night. Not a moment after an older MILF type in a blue dress comes up and starts grabbing my cock, she definately isn't my type, but she grabs cock and has a pussy so I'm interested after a quick negotiation for all the toys we agree to go up for 50. I know the consensus is to only go for 60 or less on this board, but I find if I treat the girl like a woman and offer a decent tip for a job well done I usually get what I want. That's exactly what happened. I got BBBJ, DFK. 69, DATY from this broad. She got me rock hard that I knew I didn't make a mistake taking up milfasita. Felt like I was up there for an hour with a nice massage to finish. I paid a total of 70 with the tip.
This report is long enough and this is just the 1st day so ill say the Toymaker went up for a 4th time, I'm in no doubt sure that the 4th chick only recieved powdered leche. Still a bit concerned for my freind we call it a nite, but not before some tasty bacon wrapped hotdogs and steak tacos from the street stands. I've always been leary but thank you my fellow mongers for the recommendation. They were fucking awesome, especially after a nite of drinking and mongering. The toymaker was a bit paranoid and wanted to call the police to search for my friend, thank baby jesus that I was finally able to get a hold of the gambler and found that he was on a quest to find a pack of cigarettes and mistakenly went into the wrong bar only to pick up an 18yr old in the Tropical and fell asleep in the hotel with her after he banged her. I made a be-line down to the desk to stop my niave minded friend and assured him The gambler was alright.
One side note I point out before the report of day two was I can't believe the starting prices of some of these girls starting at 80-100. I realize that even ticket prices in Disneyland go up but god damn ladies relax a little and do a nice job and you'll be taken care offYeah, I can fucking read it now! Thanks for the report, but paragraphs can be your friend!
First I start by apoligizing by not properly placing my previous post into paragraphs, as when I was writing I was extremely tired but yet excited to get the report out. So once again I apologize, but now onto night 2 Sunday, October 14.
I awake on Sunday morning to find the gambler back and passed out in the bed next to mine. I'm relieved but at the same time anxious to get onto our next destination The Cascades Hotel. I awake our crew hoping to check in and come back to the Ticuan in time to enjoy a day of football, booze and excellent food as the gambler and myself have a decent amount of money riding on a lot of games. After a short cab ride we arrive at The Cascades eagerly awaiting the night ahead as I assume from some of the posts on her suggest that some of the ladies stay here while working. We come to our first disappointment of the day, I get to the check in counter and I'm expecting to have 2 reservations for the master suites. To my surprise when I tell the desk guy about my reservation he gives me a look like I just told him his mother died and says he has nothing under my name. I know first hand I definately made a reservation and can show him the confirmation email from my friend's phone. This man will have none of that and replies he only has a reservation for The Toymaker, but says he has a jacuzzi room available if I want to check it out. I check out the room and it's to my satisfaction so we agree. The total of the 3 rooms for Sunday and Monday night was to be 410 usc. I agreed with my friends that I would put charges on my see / see as one friend is married and the other doesn't have one. When I slap down the old see / see I once again get that dumbfounded look from the clerk, who states sorry no credit card only cash. Now I was like what the fuck, did I just step back in the stone age. We had the cash to cover the rooms but w.
First I start by apoligizing by not properly placing my previous post into paragraphs, as when I was writing I was extremely tired but yet excited to get the report out. So once again I apologize, but now onto night 2 Sunday, October 14.
I awake on Sunday morning to find the gambler back and passed out in the bed next to mine. I'm relieved but at the same time anxious to get onto our next destination The Cascades Hotel. I awake our crew hoping to check in and come back to the Ticuan in time to enjoy a day of football, booze and excellent food as the gambler and myself have a decent amount of money riding on a lot of games. After a short cab ride we arrive at The Cascades eagerly awaiting the night ahead as I assume from some of the posts on her suggest that some of the ladies stay here while working. We come to our first disappointment of the day, I get to the check in counter and I'm expecting to have 2 reservations for the master suites. To my surprise when I tell the desk guy about my reservation he gives me a look like I just told him his mother died and says he has nothing under my name. I know first hand I definately made a reservation and can show him the confirmation email from my friend's phone. This man will have none of that and replies he only has a reservation for The Toymaker, but says he has a jacuzzi room available if I want to check it out. I check out the room and it's to my satisfaction so we agree. The total of the 3 rooms for Sunday and Monday night was to be 410 usc. I agreed with my friends that I would put charges on my see / see as one friend is married and the other doesn't have one. When I slap down the old see / see I once again get that dumbfounded look from the clerk, who states sorry no credit card only cash. Now I was like what the fuck, did I just step back in the stone age. We had the cash to cover the rooms but we wanted to save it for our nighttime follies and unsure if there was an ATM that dispensed american, we decided to say fuck it; back to the Ticuan. Even though numerous workers had offered to take us to a place where such an ATM exsisted.
Another short cab ride back we are able to get into a room for 2 nights at The Ticuan, which I say is on par or is better than a lot of american hotels, for a total of 136 usc. The Toymaker grabs our bags and heads up to our room as the The Gambler and myself head to the resturant bar to enjoy football and libations. After a successful day of gambling on football and enjoying another mexican combination platter, Tortilla soup, appetizers and mucho mucho cervezas our bill comes to a whopping 85 usc. You can't beat meals for three and at least a half of case of dos equis for that prize. Now it's time to play, seemed like the HK club was the main theme of this trip, which I had no problem with but next time I set out to explore a little more.
Arrive at the HK club around 930pm, it's definately less crowded than yesterday, but still plenty of tail to be had as well as people watching. Now believe me when I say I judge no one, after all I'm mongering in Tijuana as well; but I will say I saw a couple of mutants in there that would make Sloth from The Goonies look like a stud. Between the Jerry Sandusky look alike, Jeffery Dahmer and all the old Asain Ichiro that had a masero following him like a lost puppy holding a VIP flag, I knew this would be an interesting night. The funniest part was I believe I saw about 3-4 60 something year old Asian ladies enjoying the scenery as well. Man this place fucking rocks. Settle in once again today, as well as yesterday the Maseros become a bit annoying constantly pestering you for cheese plates, chips and ugly women. We finally find one masero, believe his name was Antonio who was actually pleasant and got us a better big booth in the corner, and furthermore didn't pester us, but only waited to be summoned for refills. A couple drinks into our stay at HK the only action I got was a kiss from the old ass gum lady for buying a much needed pack of gum. In steps Antonio who brings over this fine ass skinny blonde haired girl, fucking hot. I'd give her a solid 9 and that's only because I haven't inspected the rest of the package covered by clothes for imperfections. Down sits this girl and I introduce myself and she introduces herself, named Jennifer. From the beginning I could tell from talking to this girl that she was down to earth, didn't once ask for a drink, didn't ask to go upstairs within five minutes like some of these broads. She was real sweet. After some brief conversation I buy her a drink out of my kindness and we talk more until finally to hell with this time to get to brass tax of going upstairs. This is where I was taken a little back as she quoted me a 100! I laughed it off and call her crazy, she laughs and I come back with the regular 60; without hesitation she accepts. A huge sigh of relief from me, and I ask her if we can kiss, take our time, BBBJ and she explains she likes me so it's not a problem. I reply that if we have a good time that there will be a tip along with her 60. Arriba we go!
Get to the front desk and it's a different guy from earlier. Pay my customary 15, Jennifer says something to him in spanish I didn't quite get. I offer him a 5 dollar tip and said I want to take my time. Off to the room we go, let me fully describe this girl Jenniferis 20 from guadalarra, she was about 5'7 with heels. 115 lbs wearing a tight zebra print mini skirt, short blonde hair, simply fuking fantastic body. We both disrobe to our underwear, she is wearing a matching black bra and panty combo. I'm wearing my sexy simpsons boxer shorts. Before we get to business I tell her to relax and that I'm going to give her a quick rub down. Now I know this isn't customary but man it turned me on to rub her fine body. This seemed to work as well as five minutes of work on my part surely paid off. I go in for the kiss and surely DFK is on, than she grabs hold of little Gannicus. I go in for the clam and boy it's as wet as if it just came out the ocean. Next jennifer kindly kisses down my body and a slow and sensual BBBJ is on. She slaps on the jimmy then we proceed into Cowgirl, reverse CG, Missionary w / DFK and Doggy to finish. After a quick shower together we relocated back to HK. My friends said I was gone for over an hour. This chicks rating went up to a 10 and total damage with tip was 85. I strongly recommend any mongerer to try her out. Treat her right and she will do the same. My friends wish for a change of scenery so off to Adelita's we go.
This portion is a little less detailed but has a little funny story. I didn't partake in another session, although I was very tempted after the one I just had at HK. I had this thicker blonde sit next to me, my type, but she was cold as fuck. I can't stand within a minute broads asking me for shit and when I say no or say maybe later they cop an attitude. My reaction is take a walk and try your luck with another mongerer. By this point we had been drinking since noon, so the night was coming to a slow halt. Of course not before a little fun was to be had at my friend The Gambler's expense. The Gambler after a long night of drinking decides he needs a little nap at our table thus striking a thinking man type pose with his eyes closed. Me being sort of a sultan for hijinks see this as an oppurtunity for a laugh as well as helping the Tijuana income. One girl is dancing in the middle of the floor and the gambler could't be more perfectly positioned. So I take a dollar bill and put it on his lap, calling over the dancer to earn her keep. She has no problem with this proposition as she sets aside the table and straddles my sleepy freind only to continually grind him. Now I've heard of being passed out but God Damn he didn't have a reaction, didn't budge at all. Us as well as other patrons are laughing hysterically. I decide to up the stakes and put a 5 dollar bill on top of his head. The mamacita makes her way back over and proceed to step on the red bench, grab my friends head and placing it directly in her clam continually slamming his head into it. I'm even sure his face was so deep in her that his nose may have made penetration. After almost pissing myself and The gambler finally coming to we decide to call it a nite. The Gambler gives a drunken smile and wave to a pleased crowd and we leave stopping at the Hot dog stand for a couple Bacon dogs. The Gambler said he wasn't hungry since he just had a fresh or not so fresh, depending on how you look at it, helping of Furburger.
Good Nite for all.
JimmyKienTran
10-19-12, 19:14
First I start by apoligizing by not properly placing my previous post into paragraphs, as when I was writing I was extremely tired but yet excited to get the report out. So once again I apologize, but now onto night 2 Sunday, October 14.
I awake on Sunday morning to find the gambler back and passed out in the bed next to mine. I'm relieved but at the same time anxious to get onto our next destination The Cascades Hotel. I awake our crew hoping to check in and come back to the Ticuan in time to enjoy a day of football, booze and excellent food as the gambler and myself have a decent amount of money riding on a lot of games. After a short cab ride we arrive at The Cascades eagerly awaiting the night ahead as I assume from some of the posts on her suggest that some of the ladies stay here while working. We come to our first disappointment of the day, I get to the check in counter and I'm expecting to have 2 reservations for the master suites. To my surprise when I tell the desk guy about my reservation he gives me a look like I just told him his mother died and says he has nothing under my name. I know first hand I definately made a reservation and can show him the confirmation email from my friend's phone. This man will have none of that and replies he only has a reservation for The Toymaker, but says he has a jacuzzi room available if I want to check it out. I check out the room and it's to my satisfaction so we agree. The total of the 3 rooms for Sunday and Monday night was to be 410 usc. I agreed with my friends that I would put charges on my see / see as one friend is married and the other doesn't have one. When I slap down the old see / see I once again get that dumbfounded look from the clerk, who states sorry no credit card only cash. Now I was like what the fuck, did I just step back in the stone age. We had the cash to cover the rooms but w.Was the master suite worth it? Wifi? Clean? A / see? Let me know Thanks.
RimmDigger
10-19-12, 19:24
I'd give her a solid 9 and that's only because I haven't inspected the rest of the package covered by clothes for imperfections. Down sits this girl and I introduce myself and she introduces herself, named Jennifer. From the beginning I could tell from talking to this girl that she was down to earth, didn't once ask for a drink, didn't ask to go upstairs within five minutes like some of these broads. She was real sweet. After some brief conversation I buy her a drink out of my kindness and we talk more until finally to hell with this time to get to brass tax of going upstairs. This is where I was taken a little back as she quoted me a 100! I laughed it off and call her crazy, she laughs and I come back with the regular 60; without hesitation she accepts.I have to agree. Jennifer is classy! I like her a lot. I have never been upstairs with her, just getting her some fichas, but she hasn't been pushy any single time! She is a fine lady well worth to pass the night with!
Mhmhm I guess I will have to look for her today!
Was the master suite worth it? Wifi? Clean? A / see? Let me know Thanks.Room definately looked clean, but I only saw the jaccuzi, a bit small, but perfect for a day or two especially with saving on the arriba fee. We didn't stay because they didn't except credit card and we wanted to save our cash. The next time out there though I will definately will give it a whirl. Original report only posted from the save mark so it was cut off. The finished report is above.
Down to our last day on Monday, Oct 15. This day was a little bit more tamer as it started out with having to find a little dough for my mongering starved friend. Desk crew at the Ticuan were very polite and helpful, which is one of the many reasons they will receive my business in the future. They point me in a direction of an ATM that dispenses dollars. For any of you that are wondering there is one at LAS PULGAS, which is kitty corner from The Ticuan. You start out going left opposite side of the massage parlor, than make another left about a 100 feet and you'll see the sign for Las Pulgas and the sign for the ATM. After a minor hiccup I'm able to recover the cash. We spend another day in the Ticuan bar eating, drinking and we take in the Monday night football game. Thanks to Peyton Manning we win a little more money, after thinking it was a lost cause. One more time off to the HK. Antonio sees us grabs our booth and drinks. I decide after the shaving cream show starts that we need a photographic memory so we get a couple picks with lathered up lady. The funny thing was the guy that was brought on stage after the show We get back to our booth and one girl sits on my friends lap, he buys her a drink and this ***** pounds that mini tecate like she had been sitting in the Sahara desert for a month without nothing to drink. For some reason my friend buys her another drink and she does it again! Now this ***** is becoming annoying, clearly loaded out of her mind, making out with my friend, and knocking the table around. She must of pounded 5 drinks and kept demanding more. Finally I scolded my friend and told him to stop buying her drinks when this ***** decides to put her hand over my mouth. This drove me nuts. I firmly grabbed her hand as I was infuriated and told her if she ever did that again I'd knock her teeth out. I'm by no means a violent person, but that drove me nuts. Finally I tell my friend to either go upstairs with this chick or tell this ***** to take a hike. I tell Antonio don't buy this ***** another drink even if my friend asks. Finally The Gambler asks me to ask her how much to go upstairs. I do and this ***** tells me 200 dollars! I tell this working girl to take a hike and surely enough within a minute she's making out with another mongerer.
This ***** surely reminded me of the story one mongerer put on her about his mujer loca. This ***** was crazy and was clearly possessed by the alcohal demon, screaming and acting nuts. I didn't get her name but she was about 5'5 140, big tits, brunette hair tied up in a bun with a medium complexion. If your the mongerer who dealt with this girl let me know if this is the same one to satisfy my curiousity. The Toymaker and I both had our eye on this blonde who was in a shaving cream show the first night we were there. Me being the gentleman I am I let him have a crack and up he goes for 60. The best part was when he returned with a shit eating grin he says she is getting off of work and will spend the night at his hotel room for a 100. He asks if its cool and I say hell yes, we can always book another room as its already midnite and The Gambler and I have to act soon for we must get up at 630am.
We head over to Adelitas where I meet this girl, I believe her name was Vikki, in the men's bathroom as she gropes my junk and ass. She sits down and joins me at my table. Let me tell you this chick was smart. She spoke perfect english, said she spoke 6 different languages goes to school in Turkey. She says she is mixed Mexican and French. I ask why she comes her to work and she states she uses the money to pay her way through school as the bills amount to 5000 usc a semester. After a lengthy conversation I decide to help further her education and take her upstairs for 60. This girl had dirty blonde hair, pretty face real skinny, about 5'9 130, nice be size tits. 23 years old. Get to the room and we start off we some LFK, CBJ. Then its off to the rodeo RCG, CG, missionary, than pound her sweet ass to finish in doggy. Nice time I give her an extra 10 usc tip. Head back down with only 20 usc left to my name at this point. I find the Gambler gone asking a masero he tells me he went upstairs. I have a couple more beers and tip a couple bucks to the dancers. The Gambler comes back and we call it a nite. Since its about 4am we decide to go to our original room where the Toymaker and his girl are passed out. Sleep a an hour or two than get up. Slowly but surely preparing for our departure. I forget The Toymakers girl's name but man she seemed sweet, gave all of us a hug and a kiss. My friend did nothing but say good things about her, This girl had blonde hair, about 5'5 fairly toned with a lot of tattoos. We get the cab to la linea about 7am and wholly shit is there a line. The longest I ever seen. The bright spot was the line moved fairly smooth and we were back in the states within an hour. We walk to our car at the border station lot, still intact. The Toymaker pays the 21 usc for 3 days parking and off we go to the airport.
Overall an excellent trip with many good times, laughs an tears from us having to leave. This is probably my 13th trip from the midwest to Tijuana. Both my friends were a bit concerned for there safety before we got there as many naysayers talk way to much shit about a place they don't know about. I'll gladly confirm I've turned two more mongerers to the dark side as both of my friends said this was the best trip they had ever had. I'm sure when we all return to work all the naysayers will be curious to hear our tales and to be glad no one is missing a kidney or was kidnapped, robbed. I'll tell them Tijuana has some of the best service and most friendly people on earth and my final statement will be WHAT HAPPENS IN Tijuana, STAYS IN Tijuana. Except I gladly share the experience with my fellow mongers. Good nite to all and for you bastards that live in California and have easy access to paradise, I'm jealous.
Guys just curious as to where you would recommend staying on the US side of the border. I've always read Travel lodge seems to be the most popular. But just wondering on other cheap places as well that are walking distance to the border. I've seen knights inn as an option but not sure how close it is.
Also, being from the Midwest and not knowing the year round weather down there, what are the temps like in Tijuana and San Diego in early December? Just want to go prepared well with clothing.
Baxter Slade
10-21-12, 20:06
Guys just curious as to where you would recommend staying on the US side of the border. I've always read Travel lodge seems to be the most popular. But just wondering on other cheap places as well that are walking distance to the border. I've seen knights inn as an option but not sure how close it is.
Also, being from the Midwest and not knowing the year round weather down there, what are the temps like in Tijuana and San Diego in early December? Just want to go prepared well with clothing.Not sure why you would want to stay in the US and deal with crossing back and forth. But if it relates to looking for a safe quiet place to stay I would stay at the Ticuan in Tijuana. There was a time when I would have never even considered spending the night in Tijuana. But the Ticuan is a gem I have never had any kind of problem there.
But if you must stay in San Ysidro the Rodeway Motel on San Ysidro Blvd, looks about the nicest from the outside and it is a short walk to the border. However I would at least compare the rate there to the Ticuan. Weekdays at the Ticuan are a bit over $50, slightly higher on weekends. You save money by booking online. But I'am not sure about the cost of the Rodeway.
As far as weather in December you just never know. It could be hot and sunny or cool with chance of rain. Best to check a couple days before you make your trip.
Not sure why you would want to stay in the US and deal with crossing back and forth. But if it relates to looking for a safe quiet place to stay I would stay at the Ticuan in Tijuana. There was a time when I would have never even considered spending the night in Tijuana. But the Ticuan is a gem I have never had any kind of problem there.
But if you must stay in San Ysidro the Rodeway Motel on San Ysidro Blvd, looks about the nicest from the outside and it is a short walk to the border. However I would at least compare the rate there to the Ticuan. Weekdays at the Ticuan are a bit over $50, slightly higher on weekends. You save money by booking online. But I'am not sure about the cost of the Rodeway.
As far as weather in December you just never know. It could be hot and sunny or cool with chance of rain. Best to check a couple days before you make your trip.Hi guys. I have tried to search the forums for this but not been able to find an answer to this question: Will they let you take a girl up to your room at the Ticuan? Would she need to be registered in the reception?
Have stayed at the Ticuan before, and I agree that it is a really nice hotel. This particular issue that I am wondering about never came up though. .
Safe mongering!
B
Baxter Slade
10-22-12, 16:42
Hi guys. I have tried to search the forums for this but not been able to find an answer to this question: Will they let you take a girl up to your room at the Ticuan? Would she need to be registered in the reception?
Have stayed at the Ticuan before, and I agree that it is a really nice hotel. This particular issue that I am wondering about never came up though. .
Safe mongering!
BTo answer your question the Ticuan is monger friendly. If you are headed up to the room with the girl there will be no questions asked, and no need to sign her in or her I'd checked or anything like that. If she comes to the hotel without you, she will only need your room number or name, and the front desk will call your room to make sure you are expecting her.
The only drawback is you are not going to find any bar girls or SG's who are going to want to travel from the zona to the Ticuan for a 20 or 30 minute session, unless you are offering huge amounts of cash. But as far as TLN or escorts most zona girls who offer TLN are more than happy to get out of the zona and stay at a nice place.
The thing I like best about the Ticuan is its located right next to Las Pulgas, so if you want to make your encounter more of a date you can go drinking and dancing and your room is right there. I even found a door that connects the hotel to Las Pulgas, the only problem is its never open.
Where would be the best places to find a toda la noche woman and what is the tip range? Would 300 USD be too much, too little, or just right?
Check the escort services for that. You can usually get all night for around $300. 00
Try http://www.cumintj.com/, http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/Home_Page.html, http://www.livelatinangels.com/ And there are others to.
Not sure why you would want to stay in the US and deal with crossing back and forth. But if it relates to looking for a safe quiet place to stay I would stay at the Ticuan in Tijuana. There was a time when I would have never even considered spending the night in Tijuana. But the Ticuan is a gem I have never had any kind of problem there.
But if you must stay in San Ysidro the Rodeway Motel on San Ysidro Blvd, looks about the nicest from the outside and it is a short walk to the border. However I would at least compare the rate there to the Ticuan. Weekdays at the Ticuan are a bit over $50, slightly higher on weekends. You save money by booking online. But I'am not sure about the cost of the Rodeway.
As far as weather in December you just never know. It could be hot and sunny or cool with chance of rain. Best to check a couple days before you make your trip.Hugo, the only reason I want a room is for one night. Basically I plan on staying in Tijuana upon arrival. But I'm thinking of booking a room in San Ysidro for the night I fly back. Which will be Monday morning. This way I can cross back late Sunday night and not deal with huge lines Monday morning. I figure this way I can get a better sleep and not worry about potential issues crossing back the day I leave.
On that note I am booking a room at the Ticuan. For 2 nights and was considering Cascadas for one of the nights. Just to see the difference. I read here that Cascadas only accepts cash. Is this true? Does Ticuan take Credit Cards? I'd hate to spend cash on Hotels.
Also, I know it's pricy but I think I am going with a Master Suite. Figure I might as well enjoy myself. But is there a big difference on the master suite from just a jacuzzi room? Apart from the fridge and safe?
One last note, how do you guys go about getting phones in Mexico for temporary use? I really want to take a separate phone out there to make calls to say escort services or even if I meet a chica and want to communicate. Apart from the fact I don't want my real phone number out there, It doesn't even work. My plan blocks international calls. However, it is a smart phone and have heard that I can set it on wifi mode and make free calls that way. Is this true? If so this is great because I would also like to make calls back to the states. I don't want to be MIA for 4 days.
Thanks
Check the escort services for that. You can usually get all night for around $300. 00
Try.
http://www.cumintj.com/
http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/Home_Page.html
http://www.livelatinangels.com/
And there are others to.Flap,
With lots of bars and options I know most people wouldn't even consider going this route but I actually want to give this a try. One day I just want to relax at my room and have one come straight to my room. Have you tried any of the mentioned sites? If so which would you recommend?
What about places like New body? Are those worth a shot?
The Ticuan does accept major credit cards including American Express. If you book on-line which I suggest you do to get a cheaper rate, only Master card and Visa is accepted. I never stayed in the master suite but I usually book the Empresarial room. It is a large room, no jacuzzi, but what I like the best about this room, is that it is one of the inside rooms. Meaning it's pretty quiet. Some of the reg. Rooms facing Revolucion can get pretty loud with Las Pulgas going full blast.
I usually stay on a Sunday night and the price come to about $60. 00 USD + or. Depending on the exchange rate. Hope this helps.
DeepMmpactt
10-23-12, 10:25
We had, one Amazing time in Tijuanna, I too heard alot of 'nay sayers'about getting heads chopped off, robbed etc. I hope no one gets it wrong, Tijuanna is a dangerous place period, But I think with vigilance, being aware, not acting stupid and drunk, you will have the time of your life! We went to a historic place to eat, I forgot the name, the food was delicious, a funny story. We had a lively group, after we ate our dinner, We had a guy with a guitar, witha beautiful voice serenading, us, so me being outgoing, starting my mexican music yells. (funny)
The power went out, right in the middle of the dinner, but we were having so much. Fun, we made the best of a darkened situation. I also want to strongly recommend Cascada hotel, fellow ISG, it more than a short time room. We stayed there on the 4th floor, the noise was non existant. One thing is they don't clean your room, and you have to constantly, keep asking for. Clean towells, and soap, but one thing I was highly, impressed the front desk clerkwill ask you, Are there anything of value in your room? And Will you be present, while supplies are dropped of in your room, To make sure, nothing comes up missing, If you are not there, they (cascada) won't enter your room. Kudos Cascada hotel I will 100% stay there again.
We also went to the Tequilla festival, me being the non drinker I am, still had fun. The guy I came with attempted, to sample all booths, but after 5 booths, and another 150 to go that idea, quickly changed. Overall I love the place and will be returning real soon. Stay tuned El Caballo Negro gallops back to Tijuanna. LOL!
Baxter Slade
10-23-12, 16:44
Hugo, the only reason I want a room is for one night. Basically I plan on staying in Tijuana upon arrival. But I'm thinking of booking a room in San Ysidro for the night I fly back. Which will be Monday morning. This way I can cross back late Sunday night and not deal with huge lines Monday morning. I figure this way I can get a better sleep and not worry about potential issues crossing back the day I leave.
ThanksVick that makes total sense. I know I wouldn't be able to get a good nights sleep having to worry about getting stuck in a line and having to catch a plane. As far as Cascades they won't take credit cards, but sounds like a good idea to stay there for a night. It would probably be a good idea to stay there for your first night. You would be able to sample some short term zona girls without having to pay additional room charges. Then if you do make a good connection you should have no problem getting her to the Ticuan for a long term deal.
Also if you should book the Ticuan online to get the discount, and after the first night there you would rather stay at Cascades, they seem to have no problem letting you out of your reservation without charging you for the 2nd night.
DuffmcDrum
10-23-12, 20:51
Hi guys. I'm new to the forum. I'll be heading down to Tijuana this weekend and wanted to ask how easy / common is it to arrange for a threesome with girls in the clubs and / or SW? I've looked in the forum and there aren't really any recent posts going into detail on the subject. Can anyone tell me how easy it is to arrange for some time with 2 chicks at once from the clubs or with paraditas and how much it might cost?
Thanks in advance the advice!
KC Questor
10-23-12, 21:48
Does Ticuan take Credit Cards? I'd hate to spend cash on Hotels.What is the reluctance to paying cash for a hotel room? Do you just not want to carry that much cash?
Where is the best place to get a tacos near HK or Adelita? Is the tacos from the street safe? I am too afraid to eat them!
Flap,
With lots of bars and options I know most people wouldn't even consider going this route but I actually want to give this a try. One day I just want to relax at my room and have one come straight to my room. Have you tried any of the mentioned sites? If so which would you recommend?
What about places like New body? Are those worth a shot?Places like new body and mermaids are sort of scammy in my opinion and the girls are not as nice.
I have used escort service several times from cum in Tijuana and its a more laid back GFE relaxing experience.
I sometimes get burnt out on the Zona and just feel like a relaxing night in a upper class hotel with a no rush GFE hottie
I prefer Cum in TJ... Mudo is the guy you will normally talk to and he is cool,,, one time they picked me up and I was stuffed into a car with 4 mexican hotties on the way to the hotel.
KC Questor
10-24-12, 05:00
Where is the best place to get a tacos near HK or Adelita? Is the tacos from the street safe? I am too afraid to eat them!Tacos on the street are as safe as anywhere else. You might want to pass on adding any of the vegetables from the open condiment buckets if you are worried. The meat should be cooked enough to be fine. Although once I did pass on ordering the pork right after they added slabs of raw meat to the spit and immediately started shaving it off into the tacos.
Tacos on the street are as safe as anywhere else.My sentiments exactly, same as with DATY with certain HK chicas, LOL.
Cheers,
Keg
Places like new body and mermaids are sort of scammy in my opinion and the girls are not as nice.
I have used escort service several times from cum in Tijuana and its a more laid back GFE relaxing experience.
I sometimes get burnt out on the Zona and just feel like a relaxing night in a upper class hotel with a no rush GFE hottie.
I prefer Cum in Tijuana. Mudo is the guy you will normally talk to and he is cool, one time they picked me up and I was stuffed into a car with 4 mexican hotties on the way to the hotel.Flap, I'll check them out. I was between them and mlb. Do these chicas expect to be taken out and fed? LOL. Or is it 8 hours in the room. Mlb has all night promos for 300. I'm sure it depends but just wondering on experiences.
What is the reluctance to paying cash for a hotel room? Do you just not want to carry that much cash?KC, I don't want to carry too much and what I do carry I want to be for the chicas / any unexpected expense. 3 nights at say 100 or so would be a dent on my cash that as we all know could be unexpectedly needed out there. But, If I do just one day here it should be ok.
Speaking of Hotels, is there a reason some SG won't go to Cascadas? Are these girls "independent" or are they basically under contract with certain motels? Or even pimps? I just figure if I'm willing to take a SG to a nice room at Cascadas for say 2 hours and pay her say 100. Isn't that like a gold mine for them? What would be their hesitation?
Where is the best place to get a tacos near HK or Adelita? Is the tacos from the street safe? I am too afraid to eat them!If you leave either club, turn left and head to the corner. You will see a taco stand with many people around it. The tacos are excellent!
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