General Reports

[RimmDigger]

If you leave either club, turn left and head to the corner. You will see a taco stand with many people around it. The tacos are excellent!You told me about those tacos. I need to try them.

I always go to Tacos Frank. The best in Tijuana, IMHO. But they are far away to walk. (5 minutes drive, in front of Costco of Zona Rio)

Maybe next time, I could take you to those tacos, for you to try. It's worth a shot. (I can always drive you back to HK).

-Cachorrondo.

[KC Questor]

KC, I don't want to carry too much and what I do carry I want to be for the chicas / any unexpected expense. 3 nights at say 100 or so would be a dent on my cash that as we all know could be unexpectedly needed out there. But, If I do just one day here it should be ok.I don't like to carry a lot of cash either, but ATMs are common and my bank doesn't charge any extra fees for using them. You might want to check with your bank to see if that is an option. I just take out what I need as I need it and don't worry about carrying lots of cash or whether someone will take a credit card.


Speaking of Hotels, is there a reason some SG won't go to Cascadas? Are these girls "independent" or are they basically under contract with certain motels? Or even pimps? I just figure if I'm willing to take a SG to a nice room at Cascadas for say 2 hours and pay her say 100. Isn't that like a gold mine for them? What would be their hesitation?Many of the SGs have deals with specific hotels. They get to stay there for free as long as they use that hotel.

[Smoky Jack]

I will be in Tijuana next week, my first time mongering there (not new to the mongering scene tho). I will be staying at Cascadas, since I want to be in the middle of the action. I've seen some nice chicas on the escort web sites and they seem to get good reviews. I am definitely a fan of GFE with dfk / BBBJ preferred. I like sessions to be at least 30 min. I will be staying for two days. I have read a lot of this forum but I am still not sure about these questions:

1) Should I just stick to the HK girls (maybe Adelita's too)? Or should I mix in an escort or two?

2) Seems like cumintj gets a lot of love around here. Is this the best bet for a newb to Tijuana?

3) If you set up for a 30 min session, and you find you really like her, is it easy to extend? I haven't really seen anyone talk about this, only about tipping the door knocker extra. Also, do they knock on the door if you are staying at Cascadas?

Thanks for the replies and if you want to hook up Oct. 31 or Nov. 1, let me know!

[Big Papa Az]

What's with the new entrance into Tijuana? Parked behind jack in the box on a recent Friday night (took like 45 minutes to get in as it was full) , walked over, and then had to cross this bridge to get to a cab? It was like an hour and a half ordeal just to get to HK. Any secrets on getting over there faster (other than driving my own vehicle across)?

[KC Questor]

1) Should I just stick to the HK girls (maybe Adelita's too)? Or should I mix in an escort or two?If you really love the GFE and your Spanish is not up to negotiating for it with the HK / AB girls, you may want to go with an escort, at least some of the time. Also, note that Adelita Bar girls won't go to Cascadas. On the other hand, there are HK / AB girls who will do great GFE if you can find them and let them know what you want. You don't have to be fluent."Quiero besar mucho, como novios"


3) If you set up for a 30 min session, and you find you really like her, is it easy to extend? I haven't really seen anyone talk about this, only about tipping the door knocker extra. Also, do they knock on the door if you are staying at Cascadas?If you are staying there, they won't knock. The girls will often not care so much about the time, but they are "one and done" unless you pre-arranged for more. But you should have no trouble negotiating for extra time, either in advance or at the moment. "Es posible mas tiempo? Te gusto mucho y quiero hacerlo una mas vez."

Edit: Note, I am not fluent. I'm sure there are better ways to say that.

[Smoky Jack]

If you really love the GFE and your Spanish is not up to negotiating for it with the HK / AB girls, you may want to go with an escort, at least some of the time. Also, note that Adelita Bar girls won't go to Cascadas. On the other hand, there are HK / AB girls who will do great GFE if you can find them and let them know what you want. You don't have to be fluent."Quiero besar mucho, como novios"

If you are staying there, they won't knock. The girls will often not care so much about the time, but they are "one and done" unless you pre-arranged for more. But you should have no trouble negotiating for extra time, either in advance or at the moment."Es posible mas tiempo? Te gusto mucho why quiero hacerlo una mas vez."

Edit: Note, I am not fluent. I'm sure there are better ways to say that.Thanks a lot for the reply! The only thing about escorts is that you never know what she will actually look like, and you don't know anything about chemistry. I will try my luck at HK and see what I get. If I want more GFE, then I may call an agency. I was thinking cumintj.

[FlapJacK]

I will be in Tijuana next week, my first time mongering there (not new to the mongering scene tho). I will be staying at Cascadas, since I want to be in the middle of the action. I've seen some nice chicas on the escort web sites and they seem to get good reviews. I am definitely a fan of GFE with dfk / BBBJ preferred. I like sessions to be at least 30 min. I will be staying for two days. I have read a lot of this forum but I am still not sure about these questions:

1) Should I just stick to the HK girls (maybe Adelita's too)? Or should I mix in an escort or two?

2) Seems like cumintj gets a lot of love around here. Is this the best bet for a newb to Tijuana?

3) If you set up for a 30 min session, and you find you really like her, is it easy to extend? I haven't really seen anyone talk about this, only about tipping the door knocker extra. Also, do they knock on the door if you are staying at Cascadas?

Thanks for the replies and if you want to hook up Oct. 31 or Nov. 1, let me know!I don't know your budget but if you can afford to try both then do so. The escort chicas from cum in TJ will treat you very good 99. 9% of the time.

The bar girls can be hit and miss and not always GFE but still can be allot of fun.

I have many good experience with the bar and street / Standing girls and few bad. But mostly good.

I have been with 3 escorts and all have been very good with me and gave me a good time.

As long as your not some dirty disgusting, rude slob you should have a good time with most the girls you hook up with.

[Joe Arturo]

If you really love the GFE and your Spanish is not up to negotiating for it with the HK / AB girls, you may want to go with an escort, at least some of the time. Also, note that Adelita Bar girls won't go to Cascadas. On the other hand, there are HK / AB girls who will do great GFE if you can find them and let them know what you want. You don't have to be fluent."Quiero besar mucho, como novios"

If you are staying there, they won't knock. The girls will often not care so much about the time, but they are "one and done" unless you pre-arranged for more. But you should have no trouble negotiating for extra time, either in advance or at the moment."Es posible mas tiempo? Te gusto mucho why quiero hacerlo una mas vez."

Edit: Note, I am not fluent. I'm sure there are better ways to say that.For DFK and BBBJ you need to say "Quiero besar muy profundo con la lengua y quiero que me chupas sin condon."

For more time you need to say "Es posible pasar mas tiempo contigo? Me gustas mucho y quiero hacerlo una vez mas."

[Joe Arturo]

Can anyone tell me why when I put "y" for "and" in Spanish the final product comes out as "why" and then I have to edit the post to get rid of the w and h?

[DaveSD]

Can anyone tell me why when I put "y" for "and" in Spanish the final product comes out as "why" and then I have to edit the post to get rid of the w and h?LOL. I thought you were bullshittin' so I typed up a test post. Sure enough, if you just type "why" it changes to "why".

I typed "El postino _y_ el perro". It turned into "El postino why el perro"

ISG is using vBulletin. The auto correct is a built in feature and the website admin would have to change it.

[Doc Strange]

Howdy Ya'll.

Long time ISG lurker and patron of Tijuana, looking to hit up Tijuana for Halloween. While going to AB / Hong Kong club is a given I was wondering if any other ISG members know if any of the local clubs or pubs (I. E: Las Pulgas, etc) host any type of Halloween events or just worthwhile checking out as of late? Also, while I haven't decided yet, I was wondering if Grand Hotel Tijuana is "guest" friendly or would I be better off staying at Cascadas?

Cheers!

[KC Questor]

Can anyone tell me why when I put "y" for "and" in Spanish the final product comes out as "why" and then I have to edit the post to get rid of the w and h?Jackson hates, hates, HATES "text" speak and has a bunch of autocorrect settings to convert common abbreviations to the full words.

"b" becomes "be"
"y" becomes "why"
"u" becomes "you"

This comes up a lot when guys type "A B" for Adelita Bar and it gets turned into "A Be"

If you want to keep the single letter you have to go in and edit your post.

[KC Questor]

For more time you need to say "Es posible pasar mas tiempo contigo? Me gustas mucho y quiero hacerlo una vez mas."I always get the "me gustas" and "te gusto" thing mixed up. I have told so many girls that they like me (instead of I like them). Same thing for tacos. I end up telling a street vendor that his tacos really like me! Ugh.

[Smoky Jack]

Howdy Ya'll.

Long time ISG lurker and patron of Tijuana, looking to hit up Tijuana for Halloween. While going to AB / Hong Kong club is a given I was wondering if any other ISG members know if any of the local clubs or pubs (I. E: Las Pulgas, etc) host any type of Halloween events or just worthwhile checking out as of late? Also, while I haven't decided yet, I was wondering if Grand Hotel Tijuana is "guest" friendly or would I be better off staying at Cascadas?

Cheers!I'll be there too, staying at Cascadas. Let's hook up. PM me. Both AB and HK are having halloween parties. Should be interesting.

[Smoky Jack]

For DFK and BBBJ you need to say "Quiero besar muy profundo con la lengua why quiero que me chupas sin condon."

For more time you need to say "Es posible pasar mas tiempo contigo? Me gustas mucho why quiero hacerlo una vez mas."Awesome. Thanks for the reply. My spanish is decent but poor in negotiating with ho's LOL. They never taught us that in high school LOL.

[Smoky Jack]

I don't know your budget but if you can afford to try both then do so. The escort chicas from cum in Tijuana will treat you very good 99. 9% of the time.

The bar girls can be hit and miss and not always GFE but still can be allot of fun.

I have many good experience with the bar and street / Standing girls and few bad. But mostly good.

I have been with 3 escorts and all have been very good with me and gave me a good time.

As long as your not some dirty disgusting, rude slob you should have a good time with most the girls you hook up with.Well, I'm not a slob at least LOL.

[Baxter Slade]

Howdy Ya'll.

Long time ISG lurker and patron of Tijuana, looking to hit up Tijuana for Halloween. While going to AB / Hong Kong club is a given I was wondering if any other ISG members know if any of the local clubs or pubs (I. E: Las Pulgas, etc) host any type of Halloween events or just worthwhile checking out as of late? Also, while I haven't decided yet, I was wondering if Grand Hotel Tijuana is "guest" friendly or would I be better off staying at Cascadas?

Cheers!Just got back from Tijuana and all this talk of Haloween parties I think I will have to return tommorow. Just got an E-mail for Halloween party at Tropical Bar. Starts 4:30 pm also did notice some signs up at Las Pulgas mentioning some kind of Halloween party.

Last night an errrie night in the zona as a late night fog rolled in. If the condition is the same Halloween night it should make for a good setting for some Halloween fun.

[Chris Long]

Flew out to San Diego for the weekend and dived back into the cesspool known as the zone in Tijuana. Met up briefly with Cachorrondo, he's a Tijuana residence and knows the scene, a great guy to hang with when in Tijuana. We seen a near cat fight Friday night at the HK, one girl yelled at another one at the top of her voice chased after her and slugged her in the back and then it was over almost as soon as it started. Cachorrondo said he's heard of cat fights there but has not seen one yet. Saturday night during the shaving cream show the girls had a guy up on stage stripped naked covered in shaving cream and were blowing him on stage. I've heard of that happening before but this was the first time I've seen it.

Picked up a few streetwalkers on this trip, these are girls who walk around in the zone and don't have a particular spot to stand, they are dressed somewhat disheveled but many of them are young 20, 21 and when cleaned up can be attractive, some however are way past the expiration date. These girls generally want to shower as soon as they get into the room, which is a good thing, I found that these girls can be had real cheap 200 pesos for everything including BBBJ and all of the ones I had were willing to offer up their culo for a little extra.

Street girls stand in one spot in the zone and dress seductively, in my opinion the best looking ones stand in the alley and again in my opinion many of them are just as hot as the club chicas. Most street girls go for around $40 for everything but these prices can very, many street girls when asked will quote you $20 but that is just for one thing either a suck or a fuck but not both. Make sure you interview and let them know if you want both and what the price will be for both. Many of the street girls still use the 10 to 1 conversion so you can often, but not always, save a couple bucks by paying in pesos. Services are somewhat limited a BBBJ is extremely rare DATY is almost unheard of amongst these girls, basically you get a covered BJ and covered full service. They quote you a time limit of 20 minutes some will give you 25 minutes, but I've never found time to be an issue with them. Either I am able to have my fun and finish within the time limit or it is not a hard and fast rule with them once in the room, I have never been pressured by them on the time, but again I've never abused it either went in did my thing and left. I've never had a problem with them getting completely naked nor have I had a problem with them switching to different positions. But, again I am not the type that switches a lot when in a session I generally just use one position until completion. I always stay at the Cascadas when I go to the zone, most but certainly not all will agree to go back to your room at the Cascadas. Street girl short time rooms go for $5 give or take a dollar for 20 to 25 minutes. I have not used a lot of street girl rooms as most girls come back with me to my room at the cascadas. But I have found some of the SG rooms to be nice to real shit holes. I've found that with very few exceptions the SG are very good at giving covered BJ and good at fucking.

I stay at the Cascadas every time I go to the zone. It is the hotel that is above the Hong Kong club and the one that the Hong Kong chicas use. I always book the single deluxe which is a nice room. Wireless internet works fine in the room but there is no safe, I have never had anything missing from the room and think they are pretty safe. There is no daily maid service. Make sure you book a room on the 6th floor as the rooms on the lower floors are noisy all night long, The HK never closes so there will be music from the bar 24 hours a day if you stay in one of the lower rooms. The single deluxe goes for $40 a night Sunday through Thursday and $50 on Friday and Saturday if you book on line. Its five dollars extra if you just walk in, staying at the Cascadas can save you money. It cost $15 for the half hour is you take a HK girl up. But if you already have a room there then you don't have to pay the $15 and there is no time limit if you and the girl hit it off she may decide to stay with you for an hour or more. Also many of the street girls will go up to your room so this will save you the $5 on a street girl room.

The Hong Kong club is the best club in the zone and probably one of the top 10 strip clubs on the planet. Girls from all over Mexico go to the HK to work and you will find some attractive women in there. There prices vary from a low of $60 for a half hour to a high of $100 for the half hour but the average price is $80 for the half hour there is also a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The cost for a half hour at the Cascadas, if you are not staying there, is $15. Very few girls will give a BBBJ but you may often be surprised as I was this past weekend and one of the super-hot chicas will automatically start giving you a BBBJ. The chances of being able to DATY are a little higher as many, but certainly not all, will allow this. Just about every girl I had from here gave good covered BJs and were good fucks.

Adalitas is probably the second best club in the zone and is just a few doors down from the HK. Here you will find some very attractive women as well prices are $60 for the half hour, but I have ran across an occasional chica who think they are worth more and will quote you more. It cost $12 for a half hour in the hotel above the Adalitas plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Here again very few chicas will give a BBBJ and few will allow you to DATY. But I have found that almost all of them give good covered BJs and are good fucks.

Chicago club is probably the third best club in the zone but has definitely seen better days. Apparently it used to be the main club back in the day but has since slid down the scale in popularity. Its usually not that crowded and the chicas in my opinion are generally not as attractive as the chicas in HK or adalitas. The chicas go for $60 for a half hour and the hotel above the Chicago club charges $12 for the half hour plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. I did have two really good sessions from the Chicago club this trip. There is a half Japanese girl working there who is very cute and has been there for a while but this was the first time I got a chance to session with her. By Tijuana standards she was great, lots of passionate French kissing followed by DATY and a great CBJ and great CFS. Most of these bars have male waiters or maseros (sp?) the Chicago club has one female waitress or masera (sp?) who always reminded me of a light skinned African American girl. I noticed her on my first trip to the zone but never thought she was available to go up to the room. To my pleasant surprise I asked her on this trip and she was more than willing to go up to the room. She turned out to be great in the room with lot of passionate wet sloppy French kissing followed by DATY and a great CBJ and great CFS. I don't think she gets asked to go up often so she seemed pretty horny and really in the mood to fuck.

I stuck my head into a few of the other clubs in the zone, was only in them briefly but didn't see anything that I had to have. A couple of the street hucksters tried to get me into the New York club and the la dolce cabana, I asked them what the girls charged for a session and they told me $40 to $50 for a session, but you can't really count on what they say they will tell you anything to get you into their club. I went to both clubs at about 2 am and seen nothing that I wanted in the New York Club and the la dolce cabana was closed but the street huckster went inside and brought out three of the girls, none of which I was particularly interested in.

FINAL THOUGHTS.

The zone is still a fun place to monger its behind other places like Sosua Black Beards or Costa Rica, but still is a place that should be experienced especially the Hong Kong Club. If you live in Southern California or are visiting Southern California it's a great deal. For me it's the only place where I can often get a flight for around $200 bucks leave on a Thursday after work and arrive in the mid afternoon and stay until Sunday evening.

On Another Note.

I noticed a few HK girls asking for $100 for a half hour session. I want to urge all of you to avoid these girls, if they are unable to get customers at $100 they will start to lower their prices. But if some of you give in and start paying these prices they will never lower their prices and the other chicas will see this and start raising their prices. So please do not give into a $100 chica you are only going to inflate the price for everyone. Believe me once the $100 chicas realize they aren't making any money they will start lowering their prices.

Chris

[Atom1]

Hey Everyone,

Long time lurker here. Just want to shout out thanks to everyone for very useful information. I will be flying to San Diego at the end of the month and will hit up Tijuana. Really looking forwared to the trip.

[Phordphan]

Only part of this involves Adelita, so I'm posting it in the General thread.

The interesting thing about Tijuana is that if you go with the flow, and are open to new experiences, you can have a lot of fun. More on that in Part 2.

I was dithering, but decided to go down on Saturday, the 27th. So, I made the hotel reservations, booked the train and, at the time appointed, headed south.

There was construction on the trolley tracks, and they were offloading everybody at 12th street and putting them onto shuttle buses. Then offloading them at 24th (?) and putting them back onto the trolley. This resulted in about an extra 30 minutes, or so. I finally arrived at the border and found my way through that infernal mess they call a border crossing. Man, I thought I'd never miss that stupid new overpass. Flagged a Libre at the roundabout south of McDonalds and. 50 pesos later, found myself at the Ticuan.

After check in and a brief rest, I changed my bankroll and took a stroll. The weather was really nice and I headed for the Zona. Today everybody was celebrating Halloween and the costumes were beginning to come out.

It was a bit early, but that was OK with me. I wandered down the alley and into Las Chavelas. It was busier than I'd expected for around 4:30. I did a couple of laps, but didn't see anything really interesting. One lady gave me the come hither, but when I returned she had her nose buried in her phone.

Out, around and into Tropical. They had the strippers going, so I sat and had a couple of beers. They then started a funny floor show where a woman and man lip-synched to some ultra-passionate song. She accued him of cheating and kept mock-slapping him and throwing beers (actually water) all over him. Then he and one of the girls did some mock sex under a sheet until she came up, pulled off the sheet and dragged him, sans pantalones, around the stage. Then, after an interlude, he turned the tables and started slapping her and pouring water on her. The crowd seemed to enjoy it. There were 3 or 4 real cuties sitting in the chairs. Very do-able. The cutest one got napped by some 70+ local geezer in a cowboy hat. Rats. But, I was really in a MILF-y mood, so no biggie. After my 2nd beer, nothing really grabbed me and it was time to move on.

I walked down the block and did a lap of Chicago. Several older chicas, all seemed friendly, but none did it for me this time. But I will say I've never had a bad session at CC. So, I took stock of the roughly 7 or 8 ladies, hit the men's room and hit the door.

I don't care much for Adelita, mostly because of it being Silicone Valley. But, WTF. I went in and made a lap. Nothing much and it was really empty, even for 5:30 on a Saturday. But just upon leaving there was a nice MILF sitting with a friend. She gave me the eye, I did a 180 and the game was afoot.

Heidi is very personable, and something like 42. 5' 7', give or take. Fair skin, good English. I don't know how many guys remember Helena (the H is silent) , the eccentric MILF who used to work the Zona. These two look nothing alike, but if you blindfolded me, I couldn't tell their voices and accents apart. Very disconcerting.

Anyway, we chatted, had a couple of fichas and a beer. She asked to go arriba a couple of times. I finally gave in and asked how much. She told me $60. I told her I had no dollars. She counted on her fingers and said 700 pesos. I said 600 pesos. She said 700 pesos. I smiled and said no. 600. She smiled and said OK.

Upstairs she was very attentive. Caresses and LFK. She hopped in the shower and cleaned up. She came out in a towel and we proceeded to get down to business. She has a bangin' body for her age, nice waist, nice ass. There was a horizontal Caesarian scar right above the Bush, but that doesn't bother me. I don't like bolt-ons, but hers weren't oversized and looked OK. She started at the legs and kissed and nibbled her way up. She was about to begin a CBJ when I grabbed her and pulled her up to my face. I proceeded to play with the twins a bit, and then pulled her onto my face. She smiled and said 'Really? ' I said 'Really. ' We both seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.

After she'the had enough, she climbed off, slipped on my Avanti and started with a very nice CG, which she seemed to enjoy even more than me. After she'the had enough of that, she asked if I wanted to change. So, I flipped her over into a very nice mish. She knew all the right things to do and despite the beers and condom, Phord Jr. Finished strong.

She told me to rest a bit. She then cleaned me up a bit and disposed of the condom. Why do they always make jokes about throwing away hundreds of babies? The cleanup is always a nice touch, and other girls could take a lesson. She hopped into the shower, then I hopped in quickly. We dressed, I gave her 600p and then a 100p tip, so everybody was happy and honor was satisfied. I tried once more to get her to come to my hotel after her shift finished at 8, but no dice. I did get her number and real name, so we'll see. I think we were in there about 45 minutes, but no knock. Business was slow, so I think they let things slide.

I walked her down and back inside, said my goodbyes and headed back to the hotel. I rested a bit, took a shower and changed clothes. It was now approacing 9 and time for more adventure. So, I picked up my money and key and hit Revu.

[TomJackin]

Man, I thought I'd never miss that stupid new overpass.Dude! I miss that stupid new overpass every damn weekend! The new entree is a cluster fuck to say the least.

BTW, great trip report.

[JPF]

I finally arrived at the border and found my way through that infernal mess they call a border crossing. Man, I thought I'd never miss that stupid new overpass. Flagged a Libre at the roundabout south of McDonalds and. 50 pesos later, found myself at the Ticuan.A tip with the new entry: instead of going over the overpass south of the entry and over towards the McDonalds, turn left and go up the hill about 50 meters. There are taxis up there that will take the same 50 pesos to go to Revolution (Ticuan) or the Zona bars. From where they start they go over a bridge and end up at the same roundabout you walked to within a few seconds.

[Phordphan]

I headed down Revu to Calle 6, where all the action is. It was just starting to get busy, and loads of kids were running around in full costume. There were some really creative ones, like the guy in the full Iron Man suit, and the Scotsman with a giant life-like dildo hung around his waist. He had a sign on the front inviting inquiries about what's under the Scotsman's kilt. He'the then lift it up and everybody would have a good laugh.

First stop was Dandy del Sur. I like this joint because it's so old-school. But, being around 10, it was still pretty slow and nobody to talk to. I had a beer, listened to the juke box a bit and left.

Next, I wandered back up to Revu and over to 7th. Somebody said that Bar Manolo was a handjob bar and I wanted to verify that. Either I had the wrong place of somebody is full of sh*t. It's two halves, the west half is a karaoke room (and quite busy) , the other a non-descript bar. I sat at the bar next to some dude who had a beer in front of him and was passed out cold. Head down on the bar and not moving a muscle. The bartenders and waitresses just ignored him. I had another beer, watched some guy do karaoke alone (he was pretty good) , took a leak and hit the road. Don't see any reason to come back here.

Back to sexta. I'the seen it earlier, so I stopped into the little tequila shop just to the west of Dandy. It's a little joint with low tables and seats with a friendly, rotund waitress and equally rotund barkeep wearing illuminated horns. I asked the waitress what her favorite was, as they probably had 50 tequilas on the wall behind the bar. She said something about a particular version of Patron, so I said OK. It was good, but nothing earthshaking. I sat down, sipped it for a bit and watched the only other people in the place – a maricon and three fag hags. I got up to pay and handed the barkeep a 50p note. She looked at it and told me it was 90 pesos! WTF? It certainly wasn't THAT good. I gave her 100 and wasn't offered change. Oh, well. Scratch this one off the list.

Next stop, La Mezcalera. It's immediately opposite. Now, this is kind of a cool place. It has a large front area with seats and a bar. There is a wall separating the back area, which has interesting lighting, banquettes, sort of a dance floor. A rather funky sort of hi-tech vibe. Anyway, I sat at the bar. They have several different Mezcals, varying by age, and some Mezcal-based drinks. To be honest, I'the never had it before. I asked the bartender what his favorite was, and he said the Reposado. So, why not?

The reposado is smooth, and very smoky. One of my favorite single malts is Lagavulin, a very smoky Islay. This wasn't identical, but just about as close as you can get. Mmmm. They serve it with orange slices. Mr. Barkeep explained that it brought out the taste much better than lime. And he was correct! This shit seems pretty strong and I suspected it would knock me on my ass if I kept at it. So, I called it quits after one. Damage was 40 pesos and 10 for the bartender.

Out the door and into the throng of princesses, witches, bikers, goblins and ghouls. I went next door to La Tropical, not to be confused with another famous bar of the same name. Very long bar populated entirely by locals. At one end sat a couple of barflies. I sat a few seats away, ordered a beer, got situated, and then said hello.

That was what they were waiting for. Ms. V and Ms. B are regulars, both in their early 50s, IIRC. They were plowing through the large family-style Tecate Lights, sharing them between themselves. After a minute or two, they invited me over and we proceeded to get to know each other better. Then one moved and had me sit between them.

So, for the next few hours we schmoozed, played a bit of grab-ass, danced to some Pit Bull I put on the jukebox, and consumed a lot of beer. Everybody in the place knew them; they all stopped by to say hi, everybody was very friendly. I guess I was their sucker-du-jour, LOL. During all of this, three of their friends came in and sat next to us. Ma and Pa Kettle and a younger friend, Ms. R. Pa is a friendly local in his 50s, Ma is his long-suffering wife and their friend, Ms. R, was a rather attractive lady in her 40s.

Towards the end of the evening, both Ms. V and Ms. B asked for $20 (each) for 'cab fare. ' Right! Oh, well, WTF. I gave them each 200 pesos. But I wanted to pay the check first, to see if I had enough. I had 3 beers, maybe 4. They had 3 large between them. Total damage was under 200 pesos. So, we had another large beer between us and Ms. V had a couple of Palomas. During all of this, we were yakking and schmoozing with their friends, the Kettles.

For fun, I tried to get Ms. V or Ms. B to come back to my room with me. Ms. B giggled and smiled, but refused. Ms. V said OK, but it would cost me 1, 000 pesos. Nope, ain't going to happen. But we all exchanged numbers and I'm supposed to contact them next visit. We'll see.

So, sometime just before 2:00am, the place was winding down. The bartender was cleaning up and it was time to say goodbye. I kissed the Pigeon Sisters goodbye and was going to finish my beer and leave. But fate intervened. Mr. Kettle, who was about half lit by now, had been toasting me, shaking my hand, doing fist bumps, etc, all night. Now he decided we all needed to go to Las Estrellas, next door.

I had my doubts, and funds were running low. I indicated they I was short on money by just pulling out all my money and showing him. It was a $10 bill and about 400 pesos in assorted denominations. He took one look and said yes, that was plenty. So, off we went.

We got a table in the back. I got to sit next to Ms. R. She's about a 6. 5 and probably a 7 if she lost about 10 pounds. Very nice, and not drinking at all because she had to drive later. She loves to dance, and has no problem with the slow, close ones as well as the fast ones. We got along very well. Nice.

We ordered beers. They came. Next thing you know, Pa wants a cubeta. Now I've already had 6 or 7 beers, tequila and mescal. I really don't think this is a good idea. But who am I to argue? It's loud, I can't understand a word he's saying. I know he wants some money. I pull out my stash and he takes $10 and hands it to the waiter. Waiter takes off, then comes back. He speaks to Ma, who digs in her wallet and hands the waiter some more (no idea how much). Waiter buzzes off and returns with a big-ass bucket full of 10 full-size Tecates. OMG.

I take one, Pa takes one. Ma apparently doesn't like Tecate, and orders something lighter. Ms. R isn't drinking. Man, my work is cut out for me. I really don't think I can keep up my half of the deal.

As the night wears on, we drink. We dance our asses off. I dance with Ms. R. I dance with Ma. I dance with some chick who caught my eye during a particularly peppy number. Pa is getting more and more shitfaced. I pretend to take long pulls at my beer, but only sip. If I do all 5 beers, I'm going to puke. Been there, done that, and don't want to do it again.

Eventually, the crowd begins to thin. The lights start to come up ever so slightly. I figure it's getting close to closing time. I know I've hit the wall. I can't dance another dance, or drink another beer. I made sure I had Ms. R's number handy, I kissed Ma, I kissed Ms. R. Pa had fallen asleep and couldn't be roused, so I just waved at him. I made my way through the groups of people and hit the door.

Once outside, I looked at my watch. OMG! Holy Shit! It's 6:00 am in the fucking morning. I haven't done this in ages. Suddenly I'm starving. I staggered up to the hot dog cart on the corner and wolfed down two. Then to Oxxo to get some water and something sweet to help metabolize the alcohol. Then to the taco stand outside Ticuan because 2 hotdogs weren't enough.

I made it to bed just after 6:30. I had to get up earlier than normal because I was afraid all the track construction might stretch my trolley trip from 45 minutes to almost 90. So. 4 hours later I'm staggering around the room, trying to make coffee and take a shower.

When I was coherent, Ms. R and I exchanged some sweet text messages, so I know the number is legit. I promised to contact her again in 3 weeks when I visit again. It'll be kinda cool to hang with a civilian for a change.

I got to the border about 12:30 and onto the trolley. The trip normally takes 45 minutes, but I'm expecting longer, based upon my experience on Saturday. So, of course, there were absolutely no delays this time. The additional delay was exactly 5 minutes. Figures. I could have slept another hour.

Luckily, I got on the earlier train, so it all worked out.

In the end, everybody had a good time. Entire damages, from start to finish, was about $200, not including room. As I said, if you go with the flow, you'll meet some really interesting people in Tijuana, and you may have a good time to boot.

[TomJackin]

Because the new border entry is now open on the same side, the owner wants to cash in and now it is $7 for 8 hours. I'm not a cheap person, but out of principle I will boycott the lot in the future.

Just my 2 pesos.

[Reinaldo]

I should have pointed it out at the time but the poster who thought it was a hand job bar got tripped up by confusion over a slang term for a hand job which is una manuela. He thought it was manolo. Any way thanks for taking the time to write up such a very informative trip report complete with prices. As for La Estrella although I like the music I haven't seen very many attractive chicas there. Tom Jackin has posted about the place on several occasions. Before Las Pulgas opened this place was really jumping.


I headed down Revu to Calle 6, where all the action is. It was just starting to get busy, and loads of kids were running around in full costume. There were some really creative ones, like the guy in the full Iron Man suit, and the Scotsman with a giant life-like dildo hung around his waist. He had a sign on the front inviting inquiries about what's under the Scotsman's kilt. He'the then lift it up and everybody would have a good laugh.

First stop was Dandy del Sur. I like this joint because it's so old-school. But, being around 10, it was still pretty slow and nobody to talk to. I had a beer, listened to the juke box a bit and left.

Next, I wandered back up to Revu and over to 7th. Somebody said that Bar Manolo was a handjob bar and I wanted to verify that. Either I had the wrong place of somebody is full of sh*t. It's two halves, the west half is a karaoke room (and quite busy) , the other a non-descript bar. I sat at the bar next to some dude who had a beer in front of him and was passed out cold. Head down on the bar and not moving a muscle. The bartenders and waitresses just ignored him. I had another beer, watched some guy do karaoke alone (he was pretty good) , took a leak and hit the road. Don't see any reason to come back here.

Back to sexta. I'the seen it earlier, so I stopped into the little tequila shop just to the west of Dandy. It's a little joint with low tables and seats with a friendly, rotund waitress and equally rotund barkeep wearing illuminated horns. I asked the waitress what her favorite was, as they probably had 50 tequilas on the wall behind the bar. She said something about a particular version of Patron, so I said OK. It was good, but nothing earthshaking. I sat down, sipped it for a bit and watched the only other people in the place – a maricon and three fag hags. I got up to pay and handed the barkeep a 50p note. She looked at it and told me it was 90 pesos! WTF? It certainly wasn't THAT good. I gave her 100 and wasn't offered change. Oh, well. Scratch this one off the list.

Next stop, La Mezcalera. It's immediately opposite. Now, this is kind of a cool place. It has a large front area with seats and a bar. There is a wall separating the back area, which has interesting lighting, banquettes, sort of a dance floor. A rather funky sort of hi-tech vibe. Anyway, I sat at the bar. They have several different Mezcals, varying by age, and some Mezcal-based drinks. To be honest, I'the never had it before. I asked the bartender what his favorite was, and he said the Reposado. So, why not?

The reposado is smooth, and very smoky. One of my favorite single malts is Lagavulin, a very smoky Islay. This wasn't identical, but just about as close as you can get. Mmmm. They serve it with orange slices. Mr. Barkeep explained that it brought out the taste much better than lime. And he was correct! This shit seems pretty strong and I suspected it would knock me on my ass if I kept at it. So, I called it quits after one. Damage was 40 pesos and 10 for the bartender.

Out the door and into the throng of princesses, witches, bikers, goblins and ghouls. I went next door to La Tropical, not to be confused with another famous bar of the same name. Very long bar populated entirely by locals. At one end sat a couple of barflies. I sat a few seats away, ordered a beer, got situated, and then said hello.

That was what they were waiting for. Ms. V and Ms. B are regulars, both in their early 50s, IIRC. They were plowing through the large family-style Tecate Lights, sharing them between themselves. After a minute or two, they invited me over and we proceeded to get to know each other better. Then one moved and had me sit between them.

So, for the next few hours we schmoozed, played a bit of grab-ass, danced to some Pit Bull I put on the jukebox, and consumed a lot of beer. Everybody in the place knew them; they all stopped by to say hi, everybody was very friendly. I guess I was their sucker-du-jour, LOL. During all of this, three of their friends came in and sat next to us. Ma and Pa Kettle and a younger friend, Ms. R. Pa is a friendly local in his 50s, Ma is his long-suffering wife and their friend, Ms. R, was a rather attractive lady in her 40s.

Towards the end of the evening, both Ms. V and Ms. B asked for $20 (each) for 'cab fare. ' Right! Oh, well, WTF. I gave them each 200 pesos. But I wanted to pay the check first, to see if I had enough. I had 3 beers, maybe 4. They had 3 large between them. Total damage was under 200 pesos. So, we had another large beer between us and Ms. V had a couple of Palomas. During all of this, we were yakking and schmoozing with their friends, the Kettles.

For fun, I tried to get Ms. V or Ms. B to come back to my room with me. Ms. B giggled and smiled, but refused. Ms. V said OK, but it would cost me 1, 000 pesos. Nope, ain't going to happen. But we all exchanged numbers and I'm supposed to contact them next visit. We'll see.

So, sometime just before 2:00am, the place was winding down. The bartender was cleaning up and it was time to say goodbye. I kissed the Pigeon Sisters goodbye and was going to finish my beer and leave. But fate intervened. Mr. Kettle, who was about half lit by now, had been toasting me, shaking my hand, doing fist bumps, etc, all night. Now he decided we all needed to go to Las Estrellas, next door.

I had my doubts, and funds were running low. I indicated they I was short on money by just pulling out all my money and showing him. It was a $10 bill and about 400 pesos in assorted denominations. He took one look and said yes, that was plenty. So, off we went.

We got a table in the back. I got to sit next to Ms. R. She's about a 6. 5 and probably a 7 if she lost about 10 pounds. Very nice, and not drinking at all because she had to drive later. She loves to dance, and has no problem with the slow, close ones as well as the fast ones. We got along very well. Nice.

We ordered beers. They came. Next thing you know, Pa wants a cubeta. Now I've already had 6 or 7 beers, tequila and mescal. I really don't think this is a good idea. But who am I to argue? It's loud, I can't understand a word he's saying. I know he wants some money. I pull out my stash and he takes $10 and hands it to the waiter. Waiter takes off, then comes back. He speaks to Ma, who digs in her wallet and hands the waiter some more (no idea how much). Waiter buzzes off and returns with a big-ass bucket full of 10 full-size Tecates. OMG.

I take one, Pa takes one. Ma apparently doesn't like Tecate, and orders something lighter. Ms. R isn't drinking. Man, my work is cut out for me. I really don't think I can keep up my half of the deal.

As the night wears on, we drink. We dance our asses off. I dance with Ms. R. I dance with Ma. I dance with some chick who caught my eye during a particularly peppy number. Pa is getting more and more shitfaced. I pretend to take long pulls at my beer, but only sip. If I do all 5 beers, I'm going to puke. Been there, done that, and don't want to do it again.

Eventually, the crowd begins to thin. The lights start to come up ever so slightly. I figure it's getting close to closing time. I know I've hit the wall. I can't dance another dance, or drink another beer. I made sure I had Ms. R's number handy, I kissed Ma, I kissed Ms. R. Pa had fallen asleep and couldn't be roused, so I just waved at him. I made my way through the groups of people and hit the door.

Once outside, I looked at my watch. OMG! Holy Shit! It's 6:00 am in the fucking morning. I haven't done this in ages. Suddenly I'm starving. I staggered up to the hot dog cart on the corner and wolfed down two. Then to Oxxo to get some water and something sweet to help metabolize the alcohol. Then to the taco stand outside Ticuan because 2 hotdogs weren't enough.

I made it to bed just after.

[Sound7]

Parking: Behind Jack-in-Box $7 for 8 hrs, UTEA $10 per 24 hrs & $7 for 24 hours startingat10:00 am Flee Market location opposite UTEA.

Any other choices that I missed?

Block Diagram not to scale. BP. Jpg.


Because the new border entry is now open on the same side, the owner wants to cash in and now it is $7 for 8 hours. I'm not a cheap person, but out of principle I will boycott the lot in the future.

Just my 2 pesos.

[TomJackin]

I know I already whined about the price increase in my favorite parking lot, but I'm not done. First off, I really like the staff there, I know them and vice versa. I know the duty free lot is 10 bucks a for 24 hours, but even if I'm in Tijuana for 2+ days, I used my favorite lot. Because I trust the dudes who work there. But the owner decided to jack the price from 5 bucks to 7 bucks for 8 hours, even though he was already getting a lot more business in the first place. And the employees are not happy about the price increase either. OK, enough whining for now; I'll get over it soon.

HK is always the home base and attached are some pictures of the last couple of trips. I've notice somewhat of a crew change out in the place, but there are always the regulars that I love to chat with and touch for a silly buck.

Sentri holders beware; there is no free pass. I walked to the agent at about 10 in the evening and he told me that I had a random inspection. I asked why, and he said it was just random. So I sat in some chairs with a few others and I was getting fucking pissed! I'm sure there was steam coming off my head as I waited there for 20+ minutes! I was the last one they called up and at this point I wanted to take a swing at anybody; but I didn't.

Before the agent opened his mouth, I asked my question. I asked,"If I am a trusted traveler in the Sentri and Global Entry programs, why would you detain me for a random inspection?" And I asked this as calmly as possible. I was told that many in the Sentri program still try to smuggle drugs though and have felonies after they get the card; thus the random checks. I was still a bit pissed, but they did explain the reasoning well.

[Phordphan]

I asked,"If I am a trusted traveler in the Sentri and Global Entry programs, why would you detain me for a random inspection?"Hell, it's because you look REALLY shifty! :D

[Sound7]

Random Inspection Leading to Revocation Procedure of SENTRI: Global or Nexus Pass including confisication at the spot can happen (revocation) after a random inspection.

It is true that some veteran and rooky agents have a problem with the "Quick Entry" program SENTRI, GLobal and Nexus and members are selected for random inspection to say the least. I do not see a fix to the situation but expect to get worst after November 6 regardless as who is elected.

The twenty minutes in your case with CBP or ICE interview is a life time experience not really needed.

Being at ones best and know what one can bring is all one can do. Be safe.

Welcome to USA.


Sentri holders beware; there is no free pass. I walked to the agent at about 10 in the evening and he told me that I had a random inspection. I asked why, and he said it was just random. So I sat in some chairs with a few others and I was getting fucking pissed! I'm sure there was steam coming off my head as I waited there for 20+ minutes! I was the last one they called up and at this point I wanted to take a swing at anybody; but I didn't.

Before the agent opened his mouth, I asked my question. I asked,"If I am a trusted traveler in the Sentri and Global Entry programs, why would you detain me for a random inspection?" And I asked this as calmly as possible. I was told that many in the Sentri program still try to smuggle drugs though and have felonies after they get the card; thus the random checks. I was still a bit pissed, but they did explain the reasoning well.

[Keg]

Dude! I miss that stupid new overpass every damn weekend! The new entree is a cluster fuck to say the least.Ain't that the truth! Damn tired of the change already.

When I was a kid I thought we'd all have jet-packs by now, how convenient would it be to launch from the parking lot of the Duty Free and flyover to the zona.

[Keg]

Forgot to add this story link about the border crossing to my previous post, just an FYI:

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/nov/04/improvements-promised-pedestrians-san-ysidro-borde/

[Monte Q]

Before the agent opened his mouth, I asked my question. I asked,"If I am a trusted traveler in the Sentri and Global Entry programs, why would you detain me for a random inspection?" And I asked this as calmly as possible. I was told that many in the Sentri program still try to smuggle drugs though and have felonies after they get the card; thus the random checks. I was still a bit pissed, but they did explain the reasoning well.If the border agency is aware of sentri / ge members having felonies after they get the card, the sentri / ge card gets revoked by GOES. What they are looking for are UNDECLARED agricultural items or commercial quantities of an item. If you get caught, the fines I have read about the fines / penalties start at a couple hundred dollars to thousands PLUS anywhere from one warning* on your GOES account to immediate revocation of your Sentri.

"Paul Morris, director of field operations for San Diego, reminds those with a SENTRI pass that they they are not exempt from USA laws requiring them to declare everything.

Failure to declare all items such as fruits and vegetables, merchandise and souvenirs places a SENTRI participant as risk of being fine or arrested, and removed immediately from trusted traveler programs, ' he says."

*2 warnings on your account has you ineligible to renew. Something as simple as entering the Sentri lane without your Sentri card physically on you, can generate a warning.

[TomJackin]

Hell, it's because you look REALLY shifty! :DFor some odd reason, I resemble that remark!:(

[Purple Helmet]

around july i decided to go to tijuana in the near future. why tijuana? well after reading the posts here i narrowed my excursion to rio de janeiro brazil, sosua dominican republic, san jose costa rica or tijuana mexico. now i have mongered the usa, canada and europe for many many years and thought i would taste the treats south of the boarder. i am a cheap bastard so i was looking for as much banging for the buck as possible and intended to use my frequent flyer miles to get me somewhere. the best deal i could get was to san diego so that was my plan (however i ended up going to la) so tijuana here i cum!

sentri.

after reading the nightmare stories here about the long lines crossing the border back to the usa (all very true as i will later attest) i applied for a sentri card. i am a standup tax paying american and i think i had 1 speeding ticket my entire life so i thought why not for $25 bucks and avoid those 4 hour lines (its more like $125 by the way).

the end of july i applied. because of an alignment of venus and her anus or some other celestial reason the circumstance happened that i would be in la at the end of october. prefect! come september i didn't hear back from sentri and started calling to see if i could speed up the process. the government officials i spoke with told me very politely to shut up and wait like everyone else. come early october i finally get my application approved! yes! but they now say i have to go for a face to face interview with a customs officer to get my card and that i must make an appointment at a few select offices. the only one near tijuana was ½ hour away and only had appointments in december. uggg, i just pissed away $25. then i thought, knowing i would have time during the day on november 1, that i would cross back into the usa and travel to the office, plead my case and see if someone was a 'no show' and i could use their spot to conduct my interview, get my card and when i had to cross back on saturday and drive back to la to catch my flight, i could do so easily.

that seemed like a good plan. at the time. more on that later.

research.

i basically cut and paste every trip report and every post for the last two years from this site in to a word document and read everything carefully using a highlighter and making notes. this site is ridicules in its value and even though a really am a cheap prick and don't have a membership i felt that i must return the tremendously valuable contributions made by others by posting this lengthy and detailed report.

the bottom line of my research was that hong kong would be home base and all activities would center around there. i reserved a room their hotel, cascada. not that the reservation meant anything. they replied with an email that said 'yea, sure we gotcha covered' but i think if i showed up and the rooms where full they would just say sorry bud, try across the street. nevertheless, i was checking in on a wednesday and there were very few mongers staying on the 6 th floor as far as i could tell, so getting the room was no hassle. i will say it's a cash deal, so plan for it. $40 a night, and friday night they raise it to $50.

i also knew i would explore the streets and as well as adelita and tropical. i did make it to adelita but really all you could ever hope and dream for can be found at hong kong.

pre trip.

i have always had the habit of picking up a little something before visiting a provider, a little body lotion or something at bath and body. they give you those nice little bags and when you greet your gal with that in your hand it's a great way to let them know you're thinking of them. it takes the sessions to a whole new level of gfe in most cases.

so i went to the dollar store and stocked up on $1 eye shadow, $1 lipstick and $1 tooth brushed (remember i am a cheap prick and its only the thought that counts). i also went to harry and david's and bought a bag of milk chocolate truffles individually wrapped. when i brought a girl in to my room these items were laid out and i asked them if they would like one. every chica was thrillled. they had a great time picking through them to find the right one. after we got undressed and before the session we each had a truffle, some would rub them on their tits and i sucked them off, it was a lot of fun and a great way to break the ice as these sessions can be quite 'mechanical' and i was looking for more. and got it.

i also got a set of cds to learn to speak spanish. i am sorry that i didn't get too far with the cds and i will certainly learn more spanish before i go back (not 'if' i go back. 'when' i go back). you don't 'need' to know spanish but is sure does help because having a dialogue with a chica before you decide to session with her really helps establish a rapport and makes for a better session. that being said the music is so loud that that fucking dj never shuts up that its hard to have a conversation in any language especially if led zeppelin fucked up your hearing 20 years.

[Purple Helmet]

I had hoped to leave LA early afternoon and be at the border before dark meeting up with fellow monger Smoky Jack (also a Tijuana virgin) by 7ish. Well I didn't leave LA until 4:00 and was stuck in traffic for hours. Eventually I made it to the border and found the parking lot behind the Jack in the Box. I realized it was $5 for 8 hours, I thought it was $5 a day. As I later found its still the best deal around. It goes to $7 per 8 hours on Friday.

Now I have crossed other borders at least 100 fucking times and read all the detail on this site about this boarder but nothing prepared me for this. My expectation was that when you arrive at a boarder, one that has been established for a zillion years, there is a big fucking sign that says 'MEXICO' or 'USA' or whatever country you are entering. You then have well organized path and lines that go through customs to the next country. Nope. Not here. After I parked the car, pulling my luggage, I looked around for a big sign that said 'MEXICO THIS WAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT'. No such sign exists. I eventually figured out by watching people stream behind some buildings that the way to Mexico was some path behind some stores in a back alley marked by some little signs that said 'new pedestrian crossing to Mexico'. Well if you didn't know about the old pedestrian crossing how the fuck could you know about the new one.

Once though the turnstile you then proceed down some stairs then down some more stairs (and don't forget to press the button when the customs offer says to) then up a ramp then over a bridge then down a ramp before you get even close to getting a cab. I was hot, tired, exhausted and pissed off but all this would soon be forgotten. I grabbed a yellow cab and said 'Cascada next to Hong Kong, $5, por favor' The driver said how about a tip? I said that it was included in the $5. He didn't say another word and took me directly to the door.

I arrived about 9pm on Halloween night. Checked in, went to the room and showered. I have stayed at some 5 star hotels in my day and let me tell you, this aint one of them. Not even close. I put it a notch below Motel 8. This is a 'fuck' motel and all you can expect from this hotel is a place to fuck. The only reason to stay here is that the Hong Kong is affiliated and any girl working the Hong Kong goes to this hotel. The room was fairly clean, small, two towels, sheets and a bed spread that I wouldn't want to fuck on much less sleep on and a TV with 4 channels of porn, Ultimate Fighting (in English) and a music channel.

It is safe and your stuff is reasonably safe in the room, however I kept all important belongings with me at all times, cash, wallet, passport etc.

I entered the Hong Kong about 9:30, 10:00 and couldn't believe the place. It was packed and rocking. There were incredibly hot chicas all over the place! All dressed like walking sex in Halloween costumes. I knew I had to session quickly because I have been anticipating this trip since July so the first pop was important to get though so that I could better focus on a strategic plan. I find the ladies locker room area where I normally position myself in strip clubs (Jack, I later find that there are two locker rooms) get a $5 beer ($4 + $1 tip) and take in the sights.

Not long after a hot chica in a wedding dress costume walks past me grabs my cock and says 'I want to fuck you'. I said 'well I want to fuck you too' and she walks away. What the fuck? This chick had huge tits, a tight ass, long blond hair. 6' fuckme pumps and a skirt that stopped ¼ inch from her pussy. She said she wants to fuck me and walks away. Well I'm chasing after that shit! I catch up to her and said lets go fuck. She says lets go. I said how much? She says $70, I say $60 she's say OK, and that's all there was to it. Up to my room, she picks out some makeup, we have some truffles and fuck like bunnies. I walk her back to the bar and we keep running into each other all night. She keeps saying lets fuck again but I was now ready to 'target' a chica now the first pop is out of the way (although she was a great piece of ass and would gladly have fucked her again).

I then find a chica in a police uniform and ask her if she would like a drink. She is young, early 20's rock hard natural body, long jet black hair and absolutely gorgeous face, speaks only a little English but loves to play. We grab a booth in the back so I could try to have a conversation with her. She orders a drink $8 + $1 tip, and while she is drinking she is rubbing my cock and I am rubbing her pussy and playing with her tits. She points up meaning lets go upstairs, I say how much? She say $70, I say $60, she's says ok and off we go. Now this time I take my time and we relax and I play a while allowing me to bring her to an O with DATY and finger play. We had an incredible session. I pretended that she hand cuffed me to the bed and she held my hands down and cowgirled me to a pop. We snuggled and fell asleep for a bit then woke up and went at it again. She runs to keep in shape and let me tell you she had one tight hard body, I whaled that shit doggie slapping that tight ass and we had the time of our lives. I really get off when my girl has fun too and she was loving it (or is a hellofan actress). She asked to meet me the next day but we never ran in to each other. When I saw her I was already committed to another or she was sitting with someone else, I hoped it was Jack.

[Purple Helmet]

The next day I get up and plan to cross back to the USA, get my car and drive to the Sentri office. I figure I will cross about 10am so the line wouldn't be too long with the morning rush out of the way. WRONG. It was Nov 1st and apparently this is a holiday of the dead where every Mexican living in Tijuana takes off work and school and visits grave sites or goes to the USA. When I asked the cab driver to take me to the border he said the line was 3-4 hours long and wrapped around the park, it was the longest he has seen. He suggested I take a bus for $5. He said it's not as long and you are at least sitting in an AC bus. I first had to inspect the line, It went on forever and wound around some shit hole of a 3rd world country that you would never think lead to a border crossing that was establish a zillion years ago. I followed the path for Sentri card holders and came to a US customs official and explained that I had an approved application and would like to get an interview and the Sentri office. They very politely said, 'Good news, there is a Sentri office just on the US side right here. You don't have to drive anywhere; all you have to do is get on the end of the 4 hour line and wait like everybody else! '

Not one to wait, I went to the bus stop and paid my $5. They guy selling me on this bus ride said 'good news amigo, we will get you there in 20 or 30 minutes, $5 por favor. 2 ½ fucking hours later! I made it to US customs and crossed back in to the USA. The good thing is that there was a Sentri office right there and when I told them I wasn't a local they gladly said I could have an appointment right way, the bad thing was that it would take a few weeks to get my card and I had to fork over $97. 00. That's ok, I will be making good use of it in the future.

While in the US I decided to drive around a bit to check the price on some other parking lots and went to an 'Odd Lots' to buy a $10 set of sheets. Next time I will bring an extra set just so I know I am fucking and sleeping on something clean.

Then back to Mexico and my hotel where I showered and was ready to play again. I decided to walk the streets and see what might be appealing. Yea there are some old ugly SG but there are fantastic, very young, very tight girls and plenty of them. I went up to one of the youngest prettiest tightest little things and asked how much, she said $20 for 20 minutes. I said fuckysucky sin ropa multiple positions? She said $30. I said for 30 minutes? She said no. 20 minutes and smiled. I then saw the crack teeth and thought she just may be a tad too young. I figured there was plenty of selection in the bars that were just as good, healthier and at less 'risk' so I better stick to that. I'm cheap, but not stupid.

So I decided to try the Adelita which is just down the street from the Hong Kong. I walked in, took a look around and didn't see much. Then out of the corner of my eye I see this black haired sex bomb, I mean this chick was walking / dripping sex, one look at her and all she said was 'cum fuck me like an animal' and she never had to utter a word. We grabbed a booth and ordered drinks. It took a whole 5 seconds before she is rubbing my cock and says 'lets fuck'. I asked how much, she says: $60 and $12 for the room. I said: 'let go to my room' and she said she couldn't, she had to stay here. I said: 'then $50 and we stay here if I have to pay $12 for a room'. She said: 'no, sorry'. I said: 'I'm sorry too', she said: 'OK lets go for $50'. I was all over that shit. She was a bit mechanical and full of plastic, the 'walking sex' look is because she had huge bolt on tits and ass. Her ass was so lumpy it was a bit of a turn off (but not a problem when I had her knees pinned to her ears bouncing on her like a trampoline). She had a really pretty face and smile and beautiful long hair. She looked up at me and smiled the whole time I'm banging her but every time I bounced and deep dicked her she grimaced, just a little, very hot and a true professional, she took it well. It's a shame, she really didn't need all that plastic, I would have fucked her anyway.

Back to the Cascada to freshen up and then hit the Hong Kong. I grabbed a seat at the bar. There are always 6 or 7 girls dancing in the front ½ and about the same in the back ½. All the other girls are strolling around. It all marketing. They are simply showing off their wares hoping to snag a buyer. Some girls will simply walk right up to you and ask for $1. I simply said no gracias. Some would walk up to you and grind on you or put your hand on their tits or ass to cop a feel. They ALWAYS got a dollar. They would then ask if I would like some company, the ones I liked I asked them to sit and bought them a drink, the others I simply said no gracias and they smiled and walked away. No hassle and certainly not the rudeness or 'attitude' that you often get in the US clubs. If you like a girl you can walk up to her and ask her to sit with you or ask your waiter to bring her over. They will always sit with you because they are obligated to have a certain number of drinks a night or pay a house fee to be there.

The waiters are all over the place. At times it seemed there were more waiters than girls and they are always asking you for a drink. But even if I finished a beer and wasn't ready for another I simply said 'not yet' and they walked away, no hassle or pressure.

I soon got hungry and wanted to try those famous street tacos everyone was clamoring about here. I wanted only beef tacos because of the story here about the fish tacos and my own past experience. I ate a 'fish taco' once and about a week late a big blister appeared on my lip. I think I will pass. So I just happen to stop a waiter that was walking by, #21 and put a $1 in his hand and asked where I could get the best beef taco. He said 'out the door and turn left'. As I am walking out the door he grabs me and said 'no, no better yet go to the one at the corner on the right, that's the best one'. I head to the corner and approach the stand and ask for a beef taco. They said they only sell fish tacos. I said NO WAY. Puzzled, and before I went to the next stand, the waiter grabs me and said 'no, no go to this one'. He leads me to a stand and orders for me in Spanish. This son of a ***** watched me go down the street and chased after me to make sure I went to the right place. Well, let me tell you, with service like that he was my waiter the rest of the night and the next day too! We became amigos and when I told him what I like he bought me the youngest chicks in place. It was like ordering room service.

So I get two tacos, everything on it and pay $2. They wrapped them up for me and put them in a bag. I took them back to my room to eat and freshen up. I open the tin foil pick one out, take a bite and it's the worst shit I ever tasted. I thought what the hell were these guys talking about? Then I look at it and realize that they wrapped each taco in paper and I was eating the wrapper. After I took the paper off I enjoyed one of the best meals I ever had and it was $2 stinkin' bucks. I was hooked and went back for more. Several times.

[Purple Helmet]

The next morning I got up around 8 am and washed up and headed to the Hong Kong. I had no plan but to hang out most of the day there. I was flying out the next day and figured that I should leave late in the afternoon, around 4pm when I saw the shortest line the day before when returning back to Mexico. I wanted to get several sessions in before I headed out. The problem was that I had to be out of the room by 1:30 and I still needed it until 4pm to keep my luggage and use as my sex pad. I went to the receptionist desk to talk about staying a few extra hours and was greeted with 'hola Mr. Fuckalot', that confirmed that it was the right choice to leave that day but not just yet. They agreed to let me stay for $40 which was $10 less than the $50 Friday rate for the whole night. I gladly agreed.

The girls start to come in around 9 am and it wasn't 9:15 before I had a beautiful chica next to me rubbing my cock. We have a coke then head up stairs to play. Now this chick was a whole lot of fun for $60 and I think she really just needed a good orgasm. I start eating her out and she goes nuts. I do this thing were I put my thumb in her pussy and my knuckle of my forefinger while sucking on her clit. She has my head between her thighs squeezing my head. I swear I now have cauliflower ears. That girl soaked the bed.

After the session I walked her back then head to my room to rest. Around 11am I head back to the Hong Kong, sit down and it wasn't 2 minutes and there she is sitting next to me rubbing my legs. Although we had fun I really wanted to try another but the waiter comes by and asked if she wants a drink. She says no but wants something to eat instead. I'm hungry too and hand waiter # 21 my 2 for 1 appetizer coupon I printed off the web site. He says no problem and hands me a menu. I was in sticker shock when I saw the prices but he said not to worry that we can have two of anything on the menu for $8. I get a sandwich and fries and she gets a chicken salad and orders it to go, WTF? When the food comes she says she wants to eat up stairs so off to the room we go. After we eat she says now how about some dessert. She strips naked gets some truffles and puts one on her pussy. I got the hint and started eating her while she's is eating chocolates and rubbing her tits. Another O for her and my friggin' ears are ringing! She sits up grabs a cover, yanks my pants off, grabs my cock, puts the cover on and says: 'Fuck me now! ' no sucky, no playing, she just want to get fucked. So I did. When I was done she hardly said a word, got dressed, kissed me on the cheek and left. I never saw her again for the rest of the day. She never asked for a penny. I felt cheap and abused. It was one of the best sessions I ever had.

I had one more session before I headed to the border with a tall absolutely gorgeous tight body raven. Unfortunately she wanted $80 and wouldn't budge. I would have passed but time was running out and I knew it would be my last session so I said what the hell. We had a lot of fun.

I got to the boarder around 4:30 and there was a long line but it was a nice day. I wasn't in a hurry and decided to wait. It actually moved pretty quickly and I was through in 1 ½ hours.

Although one day I will try CR and DR but I will absolutely be going back to Tijuana first. It's simply too convenient (especially once I get my Sentri card) and an amazing adult playground.

Happy mongering, be safe

PH

[Smoky Jack]

There and back again- finally made it down to Tijuana. Thanks to the board members who made it possible. I would never have known about a place like HK without this board. I wanted to describe some general stuff for other newbs as well. Enjoy!

Tijuana is like a roach motel. Easy to get in, hard to get out. On Wednesday Took the trolley from SD, rolling carry on bag in tow. Easy trip. Long walk across the new pedestrian bridge. Taxi to Hotel Cascadas $5. On the way back, allotted 3. 5 hours to get back to SD airport. Left around 1 pm on Friday. Gigantic fukking line, at least 3 hours. The sucker that I am, I paid for a trip all the way to SD airport. $55 bucks. Took about an hour to get through. Have to leave van (packed like sardines) then meet the van again on the other side after passing immigration on foot. I realized I had no receipt and the guy could have totally fukked me over but I had taken a pic of the license plate when I left and let the driver know. Sure enough he was there waiting for me. Damn honest, and don't really understand the reputation of Tijuana. You can get fukked over much more in big US cities if you are a tourist from another country. I know I overpaid but WTF I didn't want to hassle with stuff after my very

'busy' trip LOL.

Hotel Cascadas- as most know this is the hotel attached to Hong Kong Club. Very convenient access. Reserved master suite, for 85 bucks. Got a VIP card which gets you 20% off. It paid for itself almost with two night's stay. If you are not staying at Cascadas, do NOT get a VIP card. It's a rip off. The first night I had to take a lower room on the second floor. Not that great, weird layout. Nice sound system. Noisy as hell. I asked to be moved up higher as requested when I reserved but the guy said there were no rooms available. Oh well. The second day I harassed the front desk guy and finally got a room on the fifth floor. Like night and day. Much quieter, nice layout. Highly recommended. Beware though that you don't get any frills. No hair dryer, no remote control. Towels, soap, shampoo and toilet paper-that's it. The room was clean but no sheet under the blanket. I sure hope they wash those fukking things. The girls did not seem to mind getting under the blanket so I am hoping that means they are washed. They smelled clean. It is REALLY nice to have a room upstairs if you are going to be a volume mongerer. No knocks, no individual payments. I paid $62 bucks for this room That is about the equivalent of 4 arribas so well worth it. The sound system has an ipod dock and it sounds great. I have a nice mix that the girls enjoyed and it really added to the experience. I considered Ticuan after the first day but I am glad I stayed.

Food- ate some street food, but settled on the Sonora restaurant as my base. Ate there three times—excellent food, nice service, dirt cheap compared to the US. Highly recommended.

Clubs- I went to Adelita Bar a couple of times but never stayed more than one beer. The girls just don't measure up to HK. Maybe it is better on a Friday but was not impressed with the Wed-Thurs lineup. MUCH smaller than HK and not much dancing.

Connectivity- Cascadas had pretty reliable wifi. You can also receive ATT signal so you can use your phone for everything without worrying about roaming.

OK now to the fun-

Day 1.

Went down to HK and was frankly blown away. I have been to a lot of clubs in my life and aside from a few clubs in Prague (Goldfingers and Carioca-where) , the quality of the girls was amazing. All Mexican obviously but many different looks. Many 8's and 9's walking around. I won't go into all the details of the beers and the ficha stuff since it is all over the site. I found the meseros to be just fine, not sure why there are so many complaints about them. They are easy to wave off and there are some real good ones. My favorite was Freddy but most of the guys were cool.

Anyhow started taking in the dozen or so dancers going. This was Halloween so all the girls were dressed up. Lotsa sexy costumes. Ficha'the two hottie friends one girl with a catwoman costume. Both on my lap lfk with the catwoman and lk with her friend. They had to dance and after I sat down with the catwoman. Something was bothering her—maybe a fight with her friend and she was kinda cold. Loca chicas what can you do? Sent her on her way—too much talent to obsess on one girl obviously.

I am a sucker for GFE, and I saw a gorgeous witch, just my body type. I think her name was Hana. I'm horrible with names so I could be wrong. Slender upper body though with natural C cups and nice booty with great hips / legs. Very pretty. Barely noticeable stretch marks from her 2 year old baby. She was obviously a sweetie and also very much into kissing. Beautiful lips too. I was dumb enough to go to the VIP room with her, thinking we would just fukk around for an hour for 100. Lo and behold it was for the room and 10 fukking drinks. And the girl is another 100. WTF? I kicked myself for being a dumbass and went with the flow. Had a great time with her so I took her up to my room. Put the sex mix on the sound system and we spent three hours making out, fukking, more making out, mutual massage, etc. Great session. She gave me her phone number and we promised to text each other the next day. She was off but wanted to come see me (for a price of course LOL). She made me promise not to see other girls (yeah right LOL).

At this point it was 1 AM and still loud in my room. No way I could sleep with that. So what am I supposed to do other than go downstairs again? This is the beauty of staying at Cascadas. You just go downstairs. When you want to fukk, you go upstairs. Simple. Brilliant. So I headed back down around 2, the club was still packed. Lots of hotties. I eventually ficha'the a cutie who had the softest skin ever. And she was very responsive to kisses and put my hand on her pussy to rub. She had a 7 face but an 8 body and 10 skin. About an hour later we went up to my room. She was not quite as GFE as I would have liked but still very good. The only issue was that she didn't have lube and she was kinda small. I am not huge but have above average girth—she looked a bit uncomfortable toward the end and so I stopped and gave her some DATY for a while and felt up her body. Gave her 80 bucks for almost 45 minutes. Memo to self: bring lube to Tijuana. At this point it was almost 5 AM so I finally slept with some earplugs.

Day 2:

Woke up around 9 AM, couldn't sleep anymore. Tired as hell. Mongering is tough work! I could hear the club music still. Does it ever close? I got up, took a shower, packed up a bit and emailed cumintj to confirm an escort for the afternoon. I set up a meeting for 4PM with Juliette. I figured I would take it easy and just watch some dancing until then but then I saw the girl I had been ogling in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZB8AVsVNm8. She is the girl when they pan to the right with the short black dress, usually with her back to the camera. She is a GREAT dancer. I could tell it was her by the way she moved and her body features. She was very pretty as well and friendly. Bought a few fichas, and started dancing with her. Lots of fun. Despite having an appointment later, I took her up anyway. Gorgeous body and she was probably the best fukk of the trip. She really knew how to move her body and got me off in about 20 min. My only regret is not keeping her longer, but I had another session planned! Somehow I also forgot her name, maybe someone could help me out. I would definitely repeat.

I stayed in my room, took a shower, and then tried to rest up for Juliette. http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/my-jullette.html. She was about 30 minutes late. When she arrived, she was sexy but a little broader shouldered than I like. She was not very sensual but she was very professional—great technique for BBBJ and cowgirl. Advertised DFK and confirmed with mondo but it was not a GFE like dfk. Anyway she was good by US standards but with my fatigue and having just sessioned, there was no way she would be able to make me cum without more sensuality / GFE. I let her go after about 50 minutes. Damage: $150. Would not repeat but I'm sure she can be better. She told me she was nervous because she does not usually go to Cascadas, they work out of their agency hotel. Sweet girl overall but we didn't click. This is why I like the HK setup so much. You can audition them before bringing them back, and there is no guessing about what they will look like. Lesson learned.

After freshening up and getting some dinner, I went back to HK. This place never stops LOL. Saw some girls from the previous night as well as new girls. Saw two AMAZING dancers who spun on those rings and really put on a show. They were snapped up real fast so I lost out. I spotted a girl dancing on the downstairs bar who had an almost perfect body. Liliana. Elegant slim upper body with natural A / B cups and thin waist, but with womanly hips / ass and long legs. Truly close to a 10 for body. And a great dancer. Her face is pretty but her front teeth push out a bit—if she got braces or implants she would be a 9 facially. As it was I would say she is a 7. Fun personality, loves to dance. Gave me some incredible dances at my booth and she was just fun as hell. I knew I was going to take her upstairs. After about 45 minutes of partying, she was hungry and I bought her some kind of tuna plate (10 bucks). She wanted to go upstairs at this point—so we took the tuna and went to my room. She was everything you could want in a HK girl. Fun, was dancing for me, lots of GFE style kissing. CBJ but it didn't bother me at all because she was so into it. Eventually we fukked in multiple positions and she told me she came a few times. I could feel her contracting from time to time but who the fukk knows if it is real or not? Anyway she was a good actress at least. After the first round we hung out and she ate some tuna. We listened to music and made out, I massaged her sweet body, then we went for round 2. She really knows how to ride cowgirl, wow. Despite this, I was exhausted and could not come. Now it was around 1 AM and she had to go home to her 2 yo baby. Seems like a lot of these girls have young babies. She said next time I come down she would spend the whole day with me, go to dinner, dancing, etc. It was so great watching her just walk around the room with that perfect body of hers. I asked her how much she wanted and she replied that she doesn't need anything. WTF? I don't know if this was some kind of reverse psychology but it was not expected at all. I ended up giving her $300 for about 4 hours of awesome service. I think I could have given her a lot less but she was that good!

At this point I was done and called it a night at 1 AM. How much fukking can one guy do?

The next day I got up around 10, now well rested. Had breakfast and went to HK again. What an amazing place. 11 AM and there are 8 girls dancing. I eventually spotted one hottie. 19, Sharilynn. A newbie, there only 3 days. So sweet and obviously new. But friendly. Spoke ZERO English, which made conversation difficult. I have some Spanish skills but the girl generally has to have a slight understanding of English for me to communicate. She is about 5' 3'.110 lbs, perfect body, softest skin. Gorgeous face. I bought her a couple of fichas and was tempted to take her upstairs, but I had a plane to catch and I knew there could be a big line at the border. So I got her number for next time and left.

Bottom line is that the HK club has to be one of the top destinations for mongers in the world. Hot, plentiful girls who dance and fukk? For relatively low prices? In the words of the Terminator, 'I'll be back'.

[Smoky Jack]

I had hoped to leave LA early afternoon and be at the border before dark meeting up with fellow monger Smoky Jack (also a Tijuana virgin) by 7ish. Well I didn't leave LA until 4:00 and was stuck in traffic for hours. Eventually I made it to the border and found the parking lot behind the Jack in the Box. I realized it was $5 for 8 hours, I thought it was $5 a day. As I later found its still the best deal around. It goes to $7 per 8 hours on Friday.

Now I have crossed other borders at least 100 fucking times and read all the detail on this site about this boarder but nothing prepared me for this. My expectation was that when you arrive at a boarder, one that has been established for a zillion years, there is a big fucking sign that says 'MEXICO' or 'USA' or whatever country you are entering. You then have well organized path and lines that go through customs to the next country. Nope. Not here. After I parked the car, pulling my luggage, I looked around for a big sign that said 'MEXICO THIS WAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT'. No such sign exists. I eventually figured out by watching people stream behind some buildings that the way to Mexico was some path behind some stores in a back alley marked by some little signs that said 'new pedestrian crossing to Mexico'. Well if you didn't know about the old pedestrian crossing how the fuck could you know about the new one.

Once though the turnstile you then proceed down some stairs then down some more stairs (and don't forget to press the button when the customs offer says to) then up a ramp then over a bridge then down a ramp before you get even close to getting a cab. I was hot, tired, exhausted and pissed off but all this would soon be forgotten. I grabbed a yellow cab and said 'Cascada next to Hong Kong, $5, por favor' The driver said how about a tip? I said that it was included in the $5. He didn't say another word and took me directly to the door.

I arrived about 9pm on Halloween night. Checked in, went to the room and showered. I have stayed at some 5 star hotels in my day and let me tell you, this aint one of them. Not even close. I put it a notch below Motel 8. This is a 'fuck' motel and all you can expect from this hotel is a place to fuck. The only reason to stay here is that the Hong Kong is affiliated and any girl working the Hong Kong goes to this hotel. The room was fairly clean, small, two towels, sheets and a bed spread that I wouldn't want to fuck on much less sleep on and a TV with 4 channels of porn, Ultimate Fighting (in English) and a music channel.

It is safe and your stuff is reasonably safe in the room, however I kept all important belongings with me at all times, cash, wallet, passport etc.

I entered the Hong Kong about 9:30, 10:00 and couldn't believe the place. It was packed and rocking. There were incredibly hot chicas all over the place! All dressed like walking sex in Halloween costumes. I knew I had to session quickly because I have been anticipating this trip since July so the first pop was important to get though so that I could better focus on a strategic plan. I find the ladies locker room area where I normally position myself in strip clubs (Jack, I later find that there are two locker rooms) get a $5 beer ($4 + $1 tip) and take in the sights.

Not long after a hot chica in a wedding dress costume walks past me grabs my cock and says 'I want to fuck you'. I said 'well I want to fuck you too' and she walks away. What the fuck? This chick had huge tits, a tight ass, long blond hair. 6' fuckme pumps and a skirt that stopped ¼ inch from her pussy. She said she wants to fuck me and walks away. Well I'm chasing after that shit! I catch up to her and said lets go fuck. She says lets go. I said how much? She says $70, I say $60 she's say OK, and that's all there was to it. Up to my room, she picks out some makeup, we have some truffles and fuck like bunnies. I walk her back to the bar and we keep running into each other all night. She keeps saying lets fuck again but I was now ready to 'target' a chica now the first pop is out of the way (although she was a great piece of ass and would gladly have fucked her again).

I then find a chica in a police uniform and ask her if she would like a drink. She is young, early 20's rock hard natural body, long jet black hair and absolutely gorgeous face, speaks only a little English but loves to play. We grab a booth in the back so I could try to have a conversation with her. She orders a drink $8 + $1 tip, and while she is drinking she is rubbing my cock and I am rubbing her pussy and playing with her tits. She points up meaning lets go upstairs, I say how much? She say $70, I say $60, she's says ok and off we go. Now this time I take my time and we relax and I play a while allowing me to bring her to an O with DATY and finger play. We had an incredible session. I pretended that she hand cuffed me to the bed and she held my hands down and cowgirled me to a pop. We snuggled and fell asleep for a bit then woke up and went at it again. She runs to keep in shape and let me tell you she had one tight hard body, I whaled that shit doggie slapping that tight ass and we had the time of our lives. I really get off when my girl has fun too and she was loving it (or is a hellofan actress). She asked to meet me the next day but we never ran in to each other. When I saw her I was already committed to another or she was sitting with someone else, I hoped it was Jack.We needed a better plan but I don't like to divulge my personal info on a public site and you have no PM ability. Would have been fun to hook up. I saw that police chica too. Very hot.

[JoeInDsm]

Some great stuff thanks to both.

Now uber-pumped for my trip next week. I'll be there sun-wed staying at la cascadas. Pm me if anyone is going to be around or just look for the short bald guy motorboating some chica's siliconas.

Never been to the zona and haven't been to Tijuana for about 12 years but I speak spanish so that's one less to worry about.

4 days and a wakeup.

[Smoky Jack]

Some great stuff thanks to both.

Now uber-pumped for my trip next week. I'll be there sun-wed staying at la cascadas. Pm me if anyone is going to be around or just look for the short bald guy motorboating some chica's siliconas.

Never been to the zona and haven't been to Tijuana for about 12 years but I speak spanish so that's one less to worry about.

4 days and a wakeup.4 days is a LOT of fukking. Pretty fukking good LOL.

[Granjefe]

4 days is a LOT of fukking. Pretty fukking good LOL.Spent last Saturday night in La Zona and stayed at Cascadas. There is a large inventory of pussy to be had. There must of been at least 75 chicas working Honk Kong. Many young, fine bodies with the right attitude. No problem taking them out to Cascadas. Plenty of good looking "Street Girls" as well.

Happy Hunting Amigo!

[JoeInDsm]

4 days is a LOT of fukking. Pretty fukking good LOL.I'll only be there 2 days / 3 nights. The '4 days and a wake up' is a carry over from my military days. You count the time you have left before your end of tour / deployment with the number of days plus the last day is your 'wake up'.

I might have been able to do 4 days of mongering 10 years ago, now I'm not so sure. Would rather do 2 days and just relax on the beach the other two.

Either way, its goin' be a hell of a time.

[Smoky Jack]

Anyone have experience using a Global Entry card at the sentri kiosks?

[FlapJacK]

I'm headed down some time on or after the 17th or Thanksgiving week as I have the entire week off. If anyone is down let me know and we try to meet for a few beers and meet some chicas. Mostly likely the 17th or 18th I will be there in the afternoon for my fuckathon until later in the night until the money runs out.

[HorseTrader]

I'm headed down some time on or after the 17th or Thanksgiving week as I have the entire week off. If anyone is down let me know and we try to meet for a few beers and meet some chicas. Mostly likely the 17th or 18th I will be there in the afternoon for my fuckathon until later in the night until the money runs out.Damn Hurricane Sandy screwed up my last business trip to San Diego. Now trying to schedule meetings on Thursday the 15th and Tuesday the 20th. Guess I will be forced to monitor the zona from the 16th through the 19th. Sounds like a good idea to toss down a few brews with the group.

[HorseTrader]

I'm trying to arrange a number of business meetings in San Diego and it looks like meetings will have to be the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and the Monday after Thanksgiving. What's the zone like over the full Thanksgiving weekend? Lively? Dead? Normal activity would be enough to keep me in town that weekend. If it is expected to be dead, I'll head back east and return on Monday. My guess is the locals don't care about Thanksgiving and it will look the same as anyother weekend. Thanks.

[RimmDigger]

I'm trying to arrange a number of business meetings in San Diego and it looks like meetings will have to be the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and the Monday after Thanksgiving. What's the zone like over the full Thanksgiving weekend? Lively? Dead? Normal activity would be enough to keep me in town that weekend. If it is expected to be dead, I'll head back east and return on Monday. My guess is the locals don't care about Thanksgiving and it will look the same as anyother weekend. Thanks.As you mentioned. The places don't get affected at all.

[Chris Long]

I'm trying to arrange a number of business meetings in San Diego and it looks like meetings will have to be the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and the Monday after Thanksgiving. What's the zone like over the full Thanksgiving weekend? Lively? Dead? Normal activity would be enough to keep me in town that weekend. If it is expected to be dead, I'll head back east and return on Monday. My guess is the locals don't care about Thanksgiving and it will look the same as anyother weekend. Thanks.I was there last year on Thanksgiving and it was rocking. Its not a holiday in Mexico so it will be lively as usual maybe a little more gringos than usual.

Chris

[Hargow20]

Just be ready for long lines. Check to border wait site (http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/) to see how long the wait is.


I was there last year on Thanksgiving and it was rocking. Its not a holiday in Mexico so it will be lively as usual maybe a little more gringos than usual.

Chris

[Dongster]

Anyone remember her she was blond probably 5, 5 100 lbs cute and sexy I think she worked elsewhere also before I knew her in 2009.

[JimmyKienTran]

Did any of you guys got stop and search by The mexican Army at the entrance before? Hope they are not Jerk like the Tijuana COPS.

[TomJackin]

Did any of you guys got stop and search by The mexican Army at the entrance before? Hope they are not Jerk like the Tijuana COPS.Only once, they checked my bag. They were polite and friendly.

[HectorSanchez]

I will be in tijuana the following dates and will be staying at hotel cascadas.

Any company with a fellow monger would be greatly appreciated. I have been to tijuana and its fun place to be. More so with a friend.

Your beer is on me. LOL.

NOV 27 TO DEC 3. TIJUANA.

DEC 25 TO DEC 31 TIJUANA

[Phordphan]

Did any of you guys got stop and search by The mexican Army at the entrance before? Hope they are not Jerk like the Tijuana COPS.What are you worried about? Are you planning to bring something in to Mexico that you shouldn't?

I don't think I've ever heard of the Mexican Marines shaking down anybody at the border, or anywhere else.

While we're on the subject, when's the last time you, personally, were shaken down by a Tijuana cop? It's been a long time since I have. Things aren't nearly as bad as the once were.

[HorseTrader]

What are you worried about? Are you planning to bring something in to Mexico that you shouldn't?

I don't think I've ever heard of the Mexican Marines shaking down anybody at the border, or anywhere else.

While we're on the subject, when's the last time you, personally, were shaken down by a Tijuana cop? It's been a long time since I have. Things aren't nearly as bad as the once were.Remember you are communicating with a 25 year old who is sick enough to be a prop 215 patient but healthy enough to go mongering in Tijuana. Or, is he just scamming the system to get his recreational weed with a prop 215 card? He looks at these things differently than the standard 50+ year old monger who simply crosses the border with no illegal substances for a strange piece of ass.

Of course, I live in the east and I don't understand how things work in the west. So, this is just my uninformed opinion.

[JimmyKienTran]

What are you worried about? Are you planning to bring something in to Mexico that you shouldn't?

I don't think I've ever heard of the Mexican Marines shaking down anybody at the border, or anywhere else.

While we're on the subject, when's the last time you, personally, were shaken down by a Tijuana cop? It's been a long time since I have. Things aren't nearly as bad as the once were.Iam planning bring some of my medical marijuana. (just a Gram or 2 for medical used) the marijuana in Tijuana dosnt do for me. (not strong enough)

So iam paranoid that there dogs on the border and they might bust me

[Hargow20]

I have seen the Tijuana police and the us customs stopping people with extra large packages.


Remember you are communicating with a 25 year old who is sick enough to be a prop 215 patient but healthy enough to go mongering in Tijuana. Or, is he just scamming the system to get his recreational weed with a prop 215 card? He looks at these things differently than the standard 50+ year old monger who simply crosses the border with no illegal substances for a strange piece of ass.

Of course, I live in the east and I don't understand how things work in the west. So, this is just my uninformed opinion.

[FlapJacK]

Iam planning bring some of my medical marijuana. (just a Gram or 2 for medical used) the marijuana in Tijuana dosnt do for me. (not strong enough)

So iam paranoid that there dogs on the border and they might bust meI would not bring any drugs to Mexico. If you get caught you could end up spending years in a Mexican jail / prison. Its not worth it.

Which reminds me.

A few years back while at mermaids some Mexican dude offered me a line of coke and we both ended up doing a line in the bathroom. I look back on that and that was pretty dumb thing to do. Could have went wrong in many ways but luckily they guy was legit and cool.

[Artisttyp]

[QUOTE=J.
So iam paranoid that there dogs on the border and they might bust me[/QUOTE]



Bringing drugs across international borders is never a good idea but if you must.

Purchase LINT TAPE. The kind you use to take lint off of clothing. Wrap in cellophane then sandwhich between two sheets of lint tape. Then cut to size. Works well but what if you get stopped and you act nervous.

Ask your doctor for a substitute for when you travel. Marinol sativex etc.

[Phordphan]

Iam planning bring some of my medical marijuana. (just a Gram or 2 for medical used) the marijuana in Tijuana dosnt do for me. (not strong enough)

So iam paranoid that there dogs on the border and they might bust meReally? Seriously? Please tell us that you aren't THAT stupid.

If it were up to me, drugs would be legal. But it's not, and they're not.

What you're contemplating is known in some circles as "International drug trafficking." Feel free to look up the penalties for that. Do you really want to see a Mexican prison from the inside? Do you want to experience what may happen to a young, fresh "Chinito?"

Yes, the odds of getting caught are small. But the severity of the penalty is far out of proportion to the crime. Is a few grams of bud really worth it?

[Smoky Jack]

Iam planning bring some of my medical marijuana. (just a Gram or 2 for medical used) the marijuana in Tijuana dosnt do for me. (not strong enough)

So iam paranoid that there dogs on the border and they might bust meI don't think there is much concern about drugs coming INTO mexico. No one is dumb enough to do that. But if you must, take precautions. Do you live in California?

[TomJackin]

drugs INTO mexico. No one is dumb enough to do that.Apparently there is at least ONE dummy.

[RimmDigger]

I don't think there is much concern about drugs coming INTO mexico. No one is dumb enough to do that. But if you must, take precautions. Do you live in California?I wouldn't do that. Is not worth the hassle.

There is no such a thing as "Medical use" in Mexico. Drugs are drugs (It doesn't matter the quantity) , and they are illegal in Mexico. IMHO, you are looking for trouble. No need for that.

[Nibu Raphael]

hi i reported on this in the sw section last time, sorry folks i went back there and found the beers to be cheap on calle diaz and i went to the opne main one on the north side of the street that looks like a cave and his good food stands by there. forgot the girls names but one was quoting me like 200 pesos to leave and i asked how much she would charge she said you ask what price i said 30 or 35 bucks she said yes so yes much cheaper then some of the clubs in the zona. to artissty you cool but who told you these clubs are more, they much cheaper for sure. the amount where most of them are clusstered is before the big bridge were the swap meet. and by 5 and 10. then if you go past the bridge theres a place too by carosuel mall and the lucky 7 and one other place near by. secrets seems to have closed down. then theres razza farther down like going at the edge of la mesa back to centro.

ok speaking of la mesa i still need info on that massage place near plaza monarca. i have the number somewhere i will investigate that when i have time for sure.

can anyone tell me if any good escorts are in la mesa or other play to pay or semi pro action. this is pretty much all i know about the pro action.

there are other normal bars rep001tered around la mesa too. i want to check out one night at plaza divertido there is a rock bar called racers bar. they always have bands on weekends.

oh also it seems i saw some cheaper hotels on diaz too for like 120 to 150 pesos and most of them near by where all the clubs with girls are also lot of internet places in that area.

ok i wait here i will post more if i find out if anyone has info i don't know again i wait here on that.

later,

nibs

[HorseTrader]

I wouldn't do that. Is not worth the hassle.

There is no such a thing as "Medical use" in Mexico. Drugs are drugs (It doesn't matter the quantity) , and they are illegal in Mexico. IMHO, you are looking for trouble. No need for that.. I've been bringing true prescription drugs into Mexico in the bottles from the American pharmacy with my name and doctor's name printed right on the bottle. One Rx is for blood pressure and the other is for a digestive tract problem. I buy my recreational drugs (Viagra or Cialis) at the Tijuana pharmacy and swallow it before I walk out the door. I also carry non-prescription Afrin to correct the congestion caused by Viagra or Cialis. I carry just enough pills for the number of days that I will be there.

Could this get me in in trouble with the Mexican authorities?

HorseTrader

[RimmDigger]

. I've been bringing true prescription drugs into Mexico in the bottles from the American pharmacy with my name and doctor's name printed right on the bottle. One Rx is for blood pressure and the other is for a digestive tract problem. I buy my recreational drugs (Viagra or Cialis) at the Tijuana pharmacy and swallow it before I walk out the door. I also carry non-prescription Afrin to correct the congestion caused by Viagra or Cialis. I carry just enough pills for the number of days that I will be there.

Could this get me in in trouble with the Mexican authorities?

HorseTraderNo, that wouldn't get you in trouble. What I mean is if somebody wants to bring "Medical Cannabis". Your drugs should be fine. Maybe, I didn't properly used the word drugs. I should've used the term "illegal drugs". [which would be "Maria-Juana / weed / pot / cannabis"]

[Nibu Raphael]

hi guys i been trying check every nook and cranny to hang out to have fun and meet girls in tijuana. yesterday i ws in playas my second time to see the boardwalk i see at night near there are a couple type clubs more or less. any info on how they are i heard farther down from playas i think in seccion azul going more towards ensenada are there are a couple type clubs too. any info on this too peeps?

today i went in the day down fundadores not much there some mini plazas places to eat but not more then that.

i might want to take a colectivo one day from centro to miraflores. anything there or is just resdencial? if any one knows on that too then post on this here too for sure. that would be great.

and to artissty again the bars with chicas in la mesa are cheap. again not sure who told you that its expensive. also the fool who told you the mongering scene in mexico city is dead is nuts mexico city blows away tijuana any day.

ok then folks have a great weekend too, nibs.

[HorseTrader]

No, that wouldn't get you in trouble. What I mean is if somebody wants to bring "Medical Cannabis". Your drugs should be fine. Maybe, I didn't properly used the word drugs. I should've used the term "illegal drugs". [which would be "Maria-Juana / weed / pot / cannabis"]Thanks. I've heard stories like "don't bring any drugs, not even aspirin." Those comments seemed unrealistic but scary.

[Artisttyp]

[QUOTE=Nibu Raphael;

And to Artissty again the bars with chicas in La Mesa are cheap. Again not sure who told you that its expensive.[/QUOTE]Nibs,

I've never been to these places. Please tell us how much the lady drinks are and what the costs are for sexo? Where did you go and did you session with anybody?

[SuperSteve]

One thing to consider.

Even if the drugs are legal in the USA you stand the chance of a shakedown where they take you to jail, and then tell you that they need to have them tested (or some other B. S.) , during which time we will have to hold you in jail, or pay the "bail" and you can leave now.

This is basically what happened to me with a lady. They said she complained I was dis-respectful to a lady."And you know we have it on tape". I asked to see the tape and was told,"Of course, it will take a while, possibly until the morning, and we will have to hold you". If you choose you can pay the "bail" now ($80. 00) and we will take you to the border. All of this was in perfect English by the "judge", so there was no misunderstanding any part of it.

Will this happen to you, probably not? I didn't think it would happen to me. Do not give Tijuana's finest even the slightest edge, it could end up biting you.

Health & happiness to all

[DeepMmpactt]

One thing to consider.

Even if the drugs are legal in the USA you stand the chance of a shakedown where they take you to jail, and then tell you that they need to have them tested (or some other B. S.) , during which time we will have to hold you in jail, or pay the "bail" and you can leave now.

This is basically what happened to me with a lady. They said she complained I was dis-respectful to a lady."And you know we have it on tape". I asked to see the tape and was told,"Of course, it will take a while, possibly until the morning, and we will have to hold you". If you choose you can pay the "bail" now ($80. 00) and we will take you to the border. All of this was in perfect English by the "judge", so there was no misunderstanding any part of it.

Will this happen to you, probably not? I didn't think it would happen to me. Do not give Tijuana's finest even the slightest edge, it could end up biting you.

Health & happiness to allDamn are you that much of a weed head, that you can't go a few days, without smoking, this is wonderful real life advice, that Jimmy guy needs to chew him, instead of worrying about getting high in Mexico, just smoke 2 joints when you get back home, plus 2 bags of Doritos to quell them munchies. LOL!

[Artisttyp]

hi i reported on this in the sw section last time, sorry folks i went back there and found the beers to be cheap on calle diaz and i went to the opne main one on the north side of the street that looks like a cave and his good food stands by there. forgot the girls names but one was quoting me like 200 pesos to leave and i asked how much she would charge she said you ask what price i said 30 or 35 bucks she said yes so yes much cheaper then some of the clubs in the zona. to artissty you cool but who told you these clubs are more, they much cheaper for sure. the amount where most of them are clusstered is before the big bridge were the swap meet. and by 5 and 10. then if you go past the bridge theres a place too by carosuel mall and the lucky 7 and one other place near by. secrets seems to have closed down. then theres razza farther down like going at the edge of la mesa back to centro.

ok speaking of la mesa i still need info on that massage place near plaza monarca. i have the number somewhere i will investigate that when i have time for sure.

can anyone tell me if any good escorts are in la mesa or other play to pay or semi pro action. this is pretty much all i know about the pro action.

there are other normal bars rep001tered around la mesa too. i want to check out one night at plaza divertido there is a rock bar called racers bar. they always have bands on weekends.

oh also it seems i saw some cheaper hotels on diaz too for like 120 to 150 pesos and most of them near by where all the clubs with girls are also lot of internet places in that area.

ok i wait here i will post more if i find out if anyone has info i don't know again i wait here on that.

later,

nibssorry for my last post. i just found this one.

so did you leave with the girl for $35 plus a 200mx salida to the bar ? would you need to add the hotel costs onto those 2 costs? it seems that if you add these 3 costs together they might be in line with zona prices. did you ask about what services you wanted and if there would be any upsell once in the room ?

how much were ficha drinks for the girls?

good info nibs. thanks for posting it.

[JimmyKienTran]

Damn are you that much of a weed head, that you can't go a few days, without smoking, this is wonderful real life advice, that Jimmy guy needs to chew him, instead of worrying about getting high in Mexico, just smoke 2 joints when you get back home, plus 2 bags of Doritos to quell them munchies. LOL!Dude I have some bomb OG KUSH. That help my sex drive. I can hump a gal for 45 min straight. LOL.

I bought weed in Tijuana before but it was hella weak. = (too bad you guys are all tellin me not to, so yes iam going to take the advice.

[Super Gato]

. I've been bringing true prescription drugs into Mexico in the bottles from the American pharmacy with my name and doctor's name printed right on the bottle. One Rx is for blood pressure and the other is for a digestive tract problem. I buy my recreational drugs (Viagra or Cialis) at the Tijuana pharmacy and swallow it before I walk out the door. I also carry non-prescription Afrin to correct the congestion caused by Viagra or Cialis. I carry just enough pills for the number of days that I will be there.

Could this get me in in trouble with the Mexican authorities?

HorseTraderYou should have no problem, but if a cop really wants to hassle you, they'll use it as an excuse to detain you and / or give you a shakedown. If you read this forum from about 5+ years ago, you'd read of how the Tijuana police at night would wait at the area where they used to drop people off close to the border and if the person had a viagra or any drug, they'd use it to extract a bribe. I'd see them back in the day where I'd walk confidently past them toward the border but overly drunk or scared people would have to talk to them. My tactic back then was just to make sure I had no money left on me if I did get unlucky. Now the only cops you see in that area are at that last-chance taco truck eating their lunch.

If you also read other Mexican city forums here, you can see some Mexican national posters have posted parts of the Mexican laws pertaining to prescription drugs. Ultimately, just as American authorities don't recognize prescriptions from a Mexican doctor, Mexican authorities don't recognize American prescriptions. However, they aren't going to hassle you about your blood pressure, decongestion, diabetes or other meds unless you're carrying a bunch of it or it is more of a controlled substance. Having the pills in the labeled bottles will actually be better for when you cross back into the US.

I've gone to Tijuana and never have had problems with the police (in fact, quite the opposite where they've actually been helpful to me). Although Mexican cops have the right to search you w / o probable cause, I' haven't had it happen in Tijuana (I've had it happen in Nuevo Laredo a lot where those cops are downright criminals toward noobie mongers). As with everywhere on the planet if you try not to arouse suspicion among the authorities you'll be fine. Unless you're unlucky and there's an authority that sees you as an easy mark and will use a pill in your pocket as grounds to scare you into a bribe.

[HorseTrader]

Waited in line with an inexperienced drunk American. Just before going through the turnstyle he seemed a bit nervous; I told him as long as he had no illegal stuff and his passport was up to date he shouldn't worry. If he had a problem, he shouldn't go through the turnstyle. That seemed to make him more upset but he went through the turnstyle anyway. He asked me about going back to Tijuna, I told him I didn't know how to do that without gong through and then coming back.

He picked a faster line than I picked and I watched him panic at the inspection (waving hands and looking very uneasy when questioned).3 of us got through my inspector while he was still there. Then, more agents came and took him off to the side. I have no idea what happened, but it looked like he was being held at the border.

I can't say for sure what happened, but to me he seemed like a drunk 30 year old Mexican / American punk who spoke perfed english. That is the first time I've ever talked to someone who got detained. It couldn't have happened to a more likely candidate (drunk and upset). I could see this happening for the hour while we were waiting together.

Horsetrader

[RicFace]

Going to be in San Diego for thanksgiving weekend, this was unexpected.

I can definitely slip out for a day maybe two, but there's one huge problem, I don't have a passport. Is it possible they detain me for over a day if I try to cross back without one?

[RicFace]

Cliffs.

- In San Diego for thxgiving weekend+

- Could have 2 days to visit Tijuana.

- I don't have my passport.

Fuck! I just want to lose my virginity in a wild debauchees weekend.

[Bill]

If it were me, I wouldn't even talk to the guy.

Everyone is on video and you are judged by the company you keep.

They might decide to cavity search you just for associating with him. LOL.

I have experienced Americans who come up to me out of nowhere and strike up a conversation as if I am their long lost friend.

They are usually up to something, lonely or just fags.

[Reinaldo]

Is it possible they detain me for over a day if I try to cross back without one?No but you might have to wait in a long line for those without the necessary documents.

[SlickVick]

Planning on going out to Tijuana at the end of the month for a few days. Have some vacation time and can't think of a better way to spend it! I was there 2 months back and loved it. Only downside this time around is I will be going solo instead of a close friend / mongering buddy. Just a general question on whether you guys have more fun solo or with friend (s)? I'll be out there a few days. I'm going to try a few escort services as well just to see the difference. I also want to hit more local establishments. I've read of a few bars to check out which I will. My fluent spanish should help this be easy. But being a newbie to any other spots in Tijuana aside from the zona, are there any places apart from sex / drinking establishments that are SAFE and fun for an outsider to see? I figure I can't fuck 24/7 and since I will stay in Tijuana without crossing back a few days I don't want to just fuck and stay in my room the whole time.

I guess I'm looking for a museum, book store, etc. Type of places. If there are any local spots to have convos with regular chicas that will be a plus! Also, a place where I can watch sports and relax. I'm a big gambler and would love to have a spot I can watch games at.

Any advice is appreciated.

[FlapJacK]

No but you might have to wait in a long line for those without the necessary documents.I'm taking as friend Friday or Saturday and he does not have passport either. Were not too worried. The worst that will happen is a longer wait.

[BayBoy]

Me and a friend will be in Tijuana from Friday to Sunday, Nov. 23-25. If anyone wants to join us for a beer at Adelitas or someplace, drop me a PM. Been to Tijuana a few times. Will be bringing my Passport.

I don't know if this is the right section to make this announcement. I don't see a travel Plans and Announcements section here.

[DeepMmpactt]

Hey, Slick Vick. Ill be in Tijuanna at Cascada hotel on Tuesday November 27th-Friday November 30th. I tried to Pm you but you can't receive PMS. I'll probably hangout with, Cachorrondo aka Presidents of Tijuanna Zona Norte! He swears he's just a average guy but I know better. LOL! My buddy Cachorrondo may take me around and sight see Tijuanna, when I'm not unleashing "the Chocolate Jackhammer"on them fine chicas. Lmao! So if you want we can get together and hangout if you want. Viva Cachorrondo!

[SlickVick]

Hey, Slick Vick. Ill be in Tijuanna at Cascada hotel on Tuesday November 27th-Friday November 30th. I tried to Pm you but you can't receive PMS. I'll probably hangout with, Cachorrondo aka Presidents of Tijuanna Zona Norte! He swears he's just a average guy but I know better. LOL! My buddy Cachorrondo may take me around and sight see Tijuanna, when I'm not unleashing "the Chocolate Jackhammer"on them fine chicas. Lmao! So if you want we can get together and hangout if you want. Viva Cachorrondo!LOL sounds like a plan. Wear your caballo negro t shirt and I'm sure I'll find you guys! I should be there that Friday. Just do me a favor and point out the chicas that have taken the jackhammer so I don't disappoint! LOL. I'll next week I should have a good idea on what time I can be in the area.

[DeepMmpactt]

LOL sounds like a plan. Wear your caballo negro t shirt and I'm sure I'll find you guys! I should be there that Friday. Just do me a favor and point out the chicas that have taken the jackhammer so I don't disappoint! LOL. I'll next week I should have a good idea on what time I can be in the area.Okay Slick Vick, any chica with a ice pack, between her legs, and her pu$$why smoldering, just got wrecked by the Chocolate Jack hammer. LOL! El Caballo Negro gallops again! I hope you remember I LEAVE, on FRIDAY. So if you get a chance tues, wed & thurs. I will have my El Caballo Negri T shirt on, I'm a 6 ft 3 315lbs more like (350lbs) I'm fat. LOL. African American, glasses, dark skinned making horse sound. Como Le Hace El Caballo Negro. LOL!

[SlickVick]

Okay Slick Vick, any chica with a ice pack, between her legs, and her pu$$why smoldering, just got wrecked by the Chocolate Jack hammer. LOL! El Caballo Negro gallops again! I hope you remember I LEAVE, on FRIDAY. So if you get a chance tues, wed & thurs. I will have my El Caballo Negri T shirt on, I'm a 6 ft 3 315lbs more like (350lbs) I'm fat. LOL. African American, glasses, dark skinned making horse sound. Como Le Hace El Caballo Negro. LOL!With that description you should stand out. LOL. I have business Thursday in San Diego before my days off begin, but maybe I will just head over on Thursday night.

Few questions for you guys.

First, I don't want to carry too much cash around, but I didn't want to take my bank card either. But I guess if I had to choose, I'll take my card. Carrying hundreds around I think is a bad idea. My question is, where are some trustworthy ATM's? I will be staying at the Ticuan so somewhere near there is best for me. Also, any type of fees?

Second question is taking my laptop / backpack. Does this make it certain I will be searched with the whole new border crossing set up? During my last trip I stayed in San DIego and would cross back and forth every night. So I never took any personal belongings with me. This time, I'll have to take everything with me. Including clothes (which I will keep to a minimum) toiletries, and laptop. I'm a little leery about taking my laptop but I need it for work. As for toiletries, during a search are these items they make you toss or are these perfectly fine?

Third, I want to book my room at Ticuan online. Is this the best bet? I see there is a discount for doing so. Anyone that has stayed in a jacuzzi room recommend it over a standard room? I feel like trying it but not sure if it is worth the extra cost, even tho the safe in the room might make it worth it.

Final question is hitting the street revolucion. I've heard this is the main strip for tourist. I know it's full of pesky shop keepers and restaurant workers. But I want to check it out during the day and during down time to get some good food. However, I don't want to walk the street blind. Where is the "safe" areas of this street. Where is the cut off?

Thanks guys!

[Phordphan]

With that description you should stand out. LOL. I have business Thursday in San Diego before my days off begin, but maybe I will just head over on Thursday night.

Few questions for you guys.

First, I don't want to carry too much cash around, but I didn't want to take my bank card either. But I guess if I had to choose, I'll take my card. Carrying hundreds around I think is a bad idea. My question is, where are some trustworthy ATM's? I will be staying at the Ticuan so somewhere near there is best for me. Also, any type of fees?

Second question is taking my laptop / backpack. Does this make it certain I will be searched with the whole new border crossing set up? During my last trip I stayed in San DIego and would cross back and forth every night. So I never took any personal belongings with me. This time, I'll have to take everything with me. Including clothes (which I will keep to a minimum) toiletries, and laptop. I'm a little leery about taking my laptop but I need it for work. As for toiletries, during a search are these items they make you toss or are these perfectly fine?

Third, I want to book my room at Ticuan online. Is this the best bet? I see there is a discount for doing so. Anyone that has stayed in a jacuzzi room recommend it over a standard room? I feel like trying it but not sure if it is worth the extra cost, even tho the safe in the room might make it worth it.

Final question is hitting the street revolucion. I've heard this is the main strip for tourist. I know it's full of pesky shop keepers and restaurant workers. But I want to check it out during the day and during down time to get some good food. However, I don't want to walk the street blind. Where is the "safe" areas of this street. Where is the cut off?

Thanks guys!If you're staying in the Ticuan, use the room safe. Put your cash in, and take out as much as you expect to use while you're out of the room. ATM's are all over, most dispense pesos. If your bank doesn't have hefty international transaction fees, then an ATM is OK. Otherwise, you'll probably be better off taking cash and exchanging it. Use pesos and you'll generally save money.

Take you laptop. It's fine, you certainly won't be the first. The odds of getting searched on the way in are small. If they do, it's usually just a cursory check to see that you don't have a bomb or a couple of keys. The US doesn't search your backpack unless you are sent to secondary. But you must put the bag in the x-ray machine on the way out the door. BTW, the internet in the Ticual is very spotty. It works fine in some rooms, but no reception in others. Nobody cares about your aftershave and toothpaste. Don't carry anything you don't want them to find, and you'll be fine.

Can't speak to the jacuzzi room. Sounds like a colossal waste of money unless you know you'll have ladies to share it with.

This is no longer 2008, 2009. Revu is perfectly safe to walk virtually any time of the day or night. It's well lit. The touristy portion will be obvious. It peters out rapidly south of Ticuan. There just isn't much to see that direction. It's fine going north until Primero. Between Primero and Cohuila it looks a bit dodgy, but I've never had any problems. It's generally a bad idea to venture anywhere north of Coahuila.

There will be "pesky" shopkeepers, but if you're looking for souvenirs this will be the place. Have your picture taken with the traditional striped burros. Everybody has to do that once in their life. The restaurants aren't bad, they just tend to be overpriced. The best place to eat on Revu is Caesar's. Hotel Nelson has semi-outdoor cafe that has decent food. The little side street that runs diagonal from in front of Nelson, south to 2nd Street has several good dining alternatives. You won't find many gringos these days, Revu is now primarily locals, and the shops that have weathered the horrible economy and still in business don't look all that prosperous. On weekends 6th street becomes very lively, with all the local kids partying until dawn. It can be a lot of fun.

If you go east of Revu, it's mostly "industrial" stuff, like automobile repair, etc. Not much to see. West of Revu is the traditional "Centro" shopping area, with shoe stores, department stores, etc. That goes for a few blocks and then peters out into more or less residential. The closest mall is Plaza Rio. Take a cab. It has typical mall stuff, but also has a large movie theater. Good place for a casual date.

Relax, don't be paranoid. Wander around and take it all in. You won't be the first gringo the locals have seen.

[MS Clive]

Re-entered US via San Ysidro by car around 9 pm on Wednesday night. Day before Thanksgiving. The wait was only 5 to 10 min long which is absolutely the shortest I have ever seen or heard. Delighted to say the least.

[HorseTrader]

Second question is taking my laptop / backpack. Does this make it certain I will be searched with the whole new border crossing set up? During my last trip I stayed in San DIego and would cross back and forth every night. So I never took any personal belongings with me. This time, I'll have to take everything with me. Including clothes (which I will keep to a minimum) toiletries, and laptop. I'm a little leery about taking my laptop but I need it for work.

Third, I want to book my room at Ticuan online. Is this the best bet? I see there is a discount for doing so. Anyone that has stayed in a jacuzzi room recommend it over a standard room? I feel like trying it but not sure if it is worth the extra cost, even tho the safe in the room might make it worth it.

Final question is hitting the street revolucion. I've heard this is the main strip for tourist. I know it's full of pesky shop keepers and restaurant workers. But I want to check it out during the day and during down time to get some good food. However, I don't want to walk the street blind. Where is the "safe" areas of this street. Where is the cut off?Like you, I can never get away from work. Because my normal work computer contains export controlled information, it violates US laws for me to cross an international border with that computer but without an export license. This costs me a lot of money, I need to rent a car and leave the work computer locked in the trunk while I go to Tijuana with my personal laptop or just a tablet. I need to cross back into the US about every 24-48 hours and tend to business. I have found the Ticuan WiFi unusable, but the business center has computers and good connectivity.

I rent rooms at Ticuan using their webpage. It might be a bit tricky since I haven't found an English version of the reservation page. So far I haven't made any mistakes and my room has always been reserved per my intentions. I don't remember there being a discount.

The rooms with whirlpools are extremely nice. The problem with the whirlpool is they are so large that it takes about 20 minutes to fill it up with water. I learned how long it took with a 1-hour escort and there wasn't time to use it after waiting for it to fill. A couple nights later one of the Hong Kong girls joined me for an all nighter and we had plenty of time to enjoy the whirlpool.

Regarding the tourrist strip, there is one place that pissed me off and I'd like to think no monger will ever visit that place again. This is one of the outdoor cafes on the diagnal street that runs basically south from the arch. The street is closed to traffic and has little shops along both sides and kiosks in the middle. About half a block from the arch there is a cafe on the east side. It has "Coca-Cola" resin chairs. Very small place. On Wednesday I ordered a 50 peso bowl of soup and a 6 peso bottle of water. I figured 56 peso should cover the bill. At the end of the meal the waiter brought me a bill for $100 MX or $7. 50 US. I challenged the bill and showed him the menu marking $50MX for the soup and I showed him $6MX sticker on the bottle of water. When I ordered I had just pointed to the soup on the menu and asked for water. The waiter gave me some crap about the $50 peso soup had noodles but I got soup without noodles but with a tiny scoup of crappy rice on the side. When I asked him to show me the soup I got he said it wasn't on the menu, that is why it cost all that extra money. Bull shit. I gave him $8. 00 US and told him I wasn't happy. He didn't have the $0. 50 change and brought me back $1. 00. I ended up paying $7. 00 US for $56. 00MX of food. I would have had a real pain in the neck to challenge it stronger. This small amount of money is insignificant to me. But the business's dishonesty is unacceptable to me.

I really like those shops and cafes and haven't had any problems with any others. Sometimes they want $50 for a product that is worth $15, that is fine with me so long as they are honest about their prices (I just won't buy them). Please, stay away from the cafe with the Coca-Cola resin chairs.

The eatery that I recommend is the northern most outdoor cafe on the west side of that street. I've eaten there about 10 times and have been happy ever single time. I have also been joined by some locals right there and enjoyed my time with them.

[HorseTrader]

My banker told me not to use my ATM card in Mexico. She said the Mexican ATM machine could detect that it was a US card and would take my card away. She told me to first get my debit card authorized for foreign use and use that instead of the ATM card. The have a way of overriding the "take the card away" mode of operation. I don't understand it, but suggest you investigate this with your bank before you find yourself 10% done with your vacation with no ability to get more cash.

[TomJackin]

My banker told me not to use my ATM card in Mexico. She said the Mexican ATM machine could detect that it was a US card and would take my card away. She told me to first get my debit card authorized for foreign use and use that instead of the ATM card. The have a way of overriding the "take the card away" mode of operation. I don't understand it, but suggest you investigate this with your bank before you find yourself 10% done with your vacation with no ability to get more cash.I use my Citibank and NFCU card at the HK ATM more than I care to admit; never had a problem with either card.

[TomJackin]

Dude I have some bomb OG KUSH. That help my sex drive. I can hump a gal for 45 min straight. LOL.

I bought weed in Tijuana before but it was hella weak. = (too bad you guys are all tellin me not to, so yes iam going to take the advice.My best advice for you Jimmy; stay the fuck home and never cross into any other country!

[Phordphan]

My best advice for you Jimmy; stay the fuck home and never cross into any other country!On the other hand, he might make for some great headlines and humorous stories.

Perhaps a starring role in Midnight Express II

:D :D

[Reinaldo]

You can eliminate any possibility of having your card taken away by using a swipe only ATM like the Scotia ATM next to Adelita Bar.


My banker told me not to use my ATM card in Mexico. She said the Mexican ATM machine could detect that it was a US card and would take my card away.

[SlickVick]

Like you, I can never get away from work. Because my normal work computer contains export controlled information, it violates US laws for me to cross an international border with that computer but without an export license. This costs me a lot of money, I need to rent a car and leave the work computer locked in the trunk while I go to Tijuana with my personal laptop or just a tablet. I need to cross back into the US about every 24-48 hours and tend to business. I have found the Ticuan WiFi unusable, but the business center has computers and good connectivity.

I rent rooms at Ticuan using their webpage. It might be a bit tricky since I haven't found an English version of the reservation page. So far I haven't made any mistakes and my room has always been reserved per my intentions. I don't remember there being a discount.

The rooms with whirlpools are extremely nice. The problem with the whirlpool is they are so large that it takes about 20 minutes to fill it up with water. I learned how long it took with a 1-hour escort and there wasn't time to use it after waiting for it to fill. A couple nights later one of the Hong Kong girls joined me for an all nighter and we had plenty of time to enjoy the whirlpool.

Regarding the tourrist strip, there is one place that pissed me off and I'd like to think no monger will ever visit that place again. This is one of the outdoor cafes on the diagnal street that runs basically south from the arch. The street is closed to traffic and has little shops along both sides and kiosks in the middle. About half a block from the arch there is a cafe on the east side. It has "Coca-Cola" resin chairs. Very small place. On Wednesday I ordered a 50 peso bowl of soup and a 6 peso bottle of water. I figured 56 peso should cover the bill. At the end of the meal the waiter brought me a bill for $100 MX or $7. 50 US. I challenged the bill and showed him the menu marking $50MX for the soup and I showed him $6MX sticker on the bottle of water. When I ordered I had just pointed to the soup on the menu and asked for water. The waiter gave me some crap about the $50 peso soup had noodles but I got soup without noodles but with a tiny scoup of crappy rice on the side. When I asked him to show me the soup I got he said it wasn't on the menu, that is why it cost all that extra money. Bull shit. I gave him $8. 00 US and told him I wasn't happy. He didn't have the $0. 50 change and brought me back $1. 00. I ended up paying $7. 00 US for $56. 00MX of food. I would have had a real pain in the neck to challenge it stronger. This small amount of money is insignificant to me. But the business's dishonesty is unacceptable to me.

I really like those shops and cafes and haven't had any problems with any others. Sometimes they want $50 for a product that is worth $15, that is fine with me so long as they are honest about their prices (I just won't buy them). Please, stay away from the cafe with the Coca-Cola resin chairs.

The eatery that I recommend is the northern most outdoor cafe on the west side of that street. I've eaten there about 10 times and have been happy ever single time. I have also been joined by some locals right there and enjoyed my time with them.Horsetrader,

Thanks this is all great info for me! I definitely do some exploring this time and report back what I find as good spots.

[PimpinIt]

I wouldn't do that. Is not worth the hassle.

There is no such a thing as "Medical use" in Mexico. Drugs are drugs (It doesn't matter the quantity) , and they are illegal in Mexico. IMHO, you are looking for trouble. No need for that.I have seen boarder agents with dogs stateside, BEFORE you hit the turnstyles, which if you weigh the consequences, I think would be in your favor more to get busted stateside rather than in Mexico.

Either way, damn dude, thats pretty stupid.

[The Hammer1169]

I have seen boarder agents with dogs stateside, BEFORE you hit the turnstyles, which if you weigh the consequences, I think would be in your favor more to get busted stateside rather than in Mexico.

Either way, damn dude, thats pretty stupid.Definitely not the smartest thing to do. Biggest risk is the cops. They would shake you down for about $3000 before you ever saw daylight again. Or, you could just get a knife in your ribs instead.

[PurpleKat]

Have read a lot of the reports and did not get a clear picture. Is going to Tijuana for an afternoon (12pm-6pm) on a tues / weds / thurs the week before Christmas worthwhile if I plan on just going to HK to find some hot (9's) chicks to get with? Have a small window and need to make some moves to even get the free time, so, just want to make sure there are girls working and are not just the ugly ones. Am planning on 1 hour for the border crossing at 6pm.

Am used to mongering in Rio (termas like Solarium, l'uomo. Before it closed, and Centaurus as willing to pay for quality, even if Centaurus was not consistent) , so the girls on the cumintj website are 6-7 quality imo. Am expecting much better at HK. More like hot girls one finds in Rio. Not trying to make a comparison that one place is better than the other (as I have never been to Tijuana) but just trying to provide a reference as to what quality I am hoping to expect.

Thanks

[Baxter Slade]

Hey any Packer Fans down in the Zona for the late game tonight. Going to hang in some non Gringo type bar and watch the game. Maybe La Gloria Valentina or Tropical. I will buy some beer for Packer Fans. Giants fans welcome but buy your own. Look for the lone gringo paying more attention to football than ladies.

[Reinaldo]

I wouldn't be surprised if the non gringo bars are showing the Xolos game. They're facing elimination in the semifinals.


Hey any Packer Fans down in the Zona for the late game tonight. Going to hang in some non Gringo type bar and watch the game. Maybe La Gloria Valentina or Tropical. I will buy some beer for Packer Fans. Giants fans welcome but buy your own. Look for the lone gringo paying more attention to football than ladies.

[Baxter Slade]

I wouldn't be surprised if the non gringo bars are showing the Xolos game. They're facing elimination in the semifinals.Thanks for the warning. I learned along time ago soccer takes priority in Mexico. I will give it a try. I saw xolo's lost the other day and thought it was over. I hope they win it makes for a festive time. Do you know what time the game is?

[Phordphan]

Have read a lot of the reports and did not get a clear picture. Is going to Tijuana for an afternoon (12pm-6pm) on a tues / weds / thurs the week before Christmas worthwhile if I plan on just going to HK to find some hot (9's) chicks to get with? Have a small window and need to make some moves to even get the free time, so, just want to make sure there are girls working and are not just the ugly ones. Am planning on 1 hour for the border crossing at 6pm.

Am used to mongering in Rio (termas like Solarium, l'uomo. Before it closed, and Centaurus as willing to pay for quality, even if Centaurus was not consistent) , so the girls on the cumintj website are 6-7 quality imo. Am expecting much better at HK. More like hot girls one finds in Rio. Not trying to make a comparison that one place is better than the other (as I have never been to Tijuana) but just trying to provide a reference as to what quality I am hoping to expect.

ThanksWith that frame of reference, you'll probably be somewhat disappointed. HK is the place to look for 9s, but even there they're still a minority. Of course beauty, eye, beholder and all that. With that said, no club has the first string working during the day shift.

One hazard of sticking with the stunners is poor service. Generally, in Tijuana, looks are inversely proportional to service. There are exceptions.

The line at the border is very unpredictable. Allow at least 2 hours.

In summary, if you're expecting a club full of hot 8s and 9s, at noon on a weekday, you're better off staying home.

[Reinaldo]

Game time is 4:30.


Thanks for the warning. I learned along time ago soccer takes priority in Mexico. I will give it a try. I saw xolo's lost the other day and thought it was over. I hope they win it makes for a festive time. Do you know what time the game is?

[FlapJacK]

Went to Tijuana Friday, got down there around 5 PM, it was foggy and cool when I arrived, hot and sunny when I left my house about an hour north. I went down there with the intention of getting a couple of street girls but they were few and far between and the ones that were there just were not up to par for me. None of my regular girls were on duty and never showed up.

I made my rounds though Adelita's and Hong Kong a few times during my wait hoping that the street girls would show up but After about 2 hours of walking around the street I headed back to Adelita's and it did not take long for me and this nice warm cutie pie to make eye contact and smile at each other. We sat down for a drink and cuddled and talked a bit, she took her time with her small drink. I asked about going up for an hour and she asked 120 for the hour plus 24 for the room. Not feeling too stingy and the offer was not too outrageous. Probably could have talked her down to 100 but did not feel the need to. Up we went.

As soon as we got to the room the door was locked, and my cock was hard as a rock, her closes came off and wow, what a nice perfect little hard body with the perfect nice small round ass and nice perky B, C's. With pencil eraser nipples at attention.

We immediately started out with soft kissing that turned in to Deep French kissing as she slid my clothing off. The Vitamin V was really kicking in by this time as she pushed me down on to the bed and pounced on me and like a wild kitty. After a little bit of bump and grind and deep kissing she slid and condom on and slid me in to her. She was nicely shaved with nice big lips down there that wrapped my cock like a nice warm meat burrito.

She rode me long and hard cow girl for the first while and I eventually flipped her over and plowed back in to her big juicy lips and finished her off. My cock was so hard and swollen from the excitement I had trouble getting the condom off.

During time out we cuddled, kissed and talked a bit and after about 10 min I was hard as a rock again ready for round 2.

Round 2 started out in doggy long dicking style, man what a nice little round ass, after doggy it was back down on the bed and doing the sideways scissors position for a while fast and slow and deep kissing while I pounded her, finally on her back and legs up I got deep in to her and pounded her until my load blew again.

We took a hot shower together, soaping each other up. Man what a sweety!

Gave her the 120 after getting dressed, I was in such a good mood I gave the cum boys 5 bucks and we headed back to the bar for one more drink and said our good byes.

Looks 8.

Attitude 10.

Performance 10.

I would diffidently repeat with her if I get the chance of meeting her again.

Also while I was at Adelita's I saw the big fat round butter ball Saudi Sheik looking guy all dressed up in his Saudi robe getup. Pretty strange as I thought these guys were against this kind of behavior as they kill people over it in there home land.

[Phordphan]

Also while I was at Adelita's I saw the big fat round butter ball Saudi Sheik looking guy all dressed up in his Saudi robe getup. Pretty strange as I thought these guys were against this kind of behavior as they kill people over it in there home land.You haven't had the "pleasure" of being around these guys. Generally extremely arrogant and they tend to treat the women like shit.

These guys are the biggest hypocrites you can imagine. They forbid alcohol, women have to go everywhere in a group of women, or with a male relative. Etc, etc, But the second they step foot outside their shithole countries, man, what a change. Booze, drugs and working girls as far as the eye can see.

[Keg]

Just wanted to share this new, and predictable, USA Travel Warning about Mexico.

http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/31416/Are-you-afraid-of-Mexico/


I got a kick out of this line, "According to the USA State Department the recommendation is to not visit Mexico unless it's necessary."

Well, I find it necessary to visit this weekend to get on some chicas.

Cheers,

Keg

[BayBoy]

Had a fun weekend in Tijuana. Me and a buddy started out in Hong Kong. Had a couple of chicas do the tittie rub in my face and played with their panocha. All for $1 a piece tip. Then headed over to Adelitas for a while and spent a little time in La Gloria. Eventually I sexoed with Veronica and later on Myra off the streets. The next day I found a Gloria, she was near Hotel Santa Cecilia. Good provider and no time limit either. Was with her on Sun. Also.

Did some sports gambling at Caliente Casino, betting on basketball and football games. Mostly lost. Stayed at Hotel Villa de Zaragosa for 2 nights. It took me 1 hour and 20 minutes to cross the border on Sunday. I was surprised, consider that good compared to the last time. My buddy in a car, took 1 1/2 hr. On Friday.

[The Hammer1169]

Just wanted to share this new, and predictable, USA Travel Warning about Mexico.

http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/31416/Are-you-afraid-of-Mexico/

I got a kick out of this line,"According to the USA State Department the recommendation is to not visit Mexico unless it's necessary."

Well, I find it necessary to visit this weekend to get on some chicas.

Cheers,

KegAgreed. I was at Hong Kong last Tuesday. Plenty of gringos apparently didn't get the warning!

[SlickVick]

Had a fun weekend in Tijuana. Me and a buddy started out in Hong Kong. Had a couple of chicas do the tittie rub in my face and played with their panocha. All for $1 a piece tip. Then headed over to Adelitas for a while and spent a little time in La Gloria. Eventually I sexoed with Veronica and later on Myra off the streets. The next day I found a Gloria, she was near Hotel Santa Cecilia. Good provider and no time limit either. Was with her on Sun. Also.

Did some sports gambling at Caliente Casino, betting on basketball and football games. Mostly lost. Stayed at Hotel Villa de Zaragosa for 2 nights. It took me 1 hour and 20 minutes to cross the border on Sunday. I was surprised, consider that good compared to the last time. My buddy in a car, took 1 1/2 hr. On Friday.I haven't really heard much about specific places but where is this place? I'd like to do some gambling out there. Whats the set up like?

[Phordphan]

I haven't really heard much about specific places but where is this place? I'd like to do some gambling out there. Whats the set up like?Dude, they're all over the place.

There is one in the alley, about mid-way, south side. There is one right next to the Yellow Taxi stand when you cross the border. There is one on Revu, between 2nd and 3rd, I think, east side. There is a large one across from Ticuan, the entrance is at the south side of the Jai Alai "plaza" in front of the place. There is one next to the Pueblo Amigo hotel.

They all look like some sort of variation on a Vegas sports book. TVs showing the games or horse races, dog races, whatever's going on. Betting windows, seats. Probably the most comfortable one is the one across from Ticuan. Relatively comfortable seats, the bar waitress is usually friendly. The one at the other end of Revu is much smaller (most of the room is for a bazillion slot machines) , but it often has a friendlier atmosphere. Drink prices are reasonable. A fave and I used to sit here for hours betting on horses.

[Nibu Raphael]

Hi,

You might be thinking of Peludo the Cave place when you said expensive there prices are near Hong Kong they on the north side of the street there not too far from the 5 why 10 swap meet but a few blocks before it for sure.

OK I did make it to the 7 Copas place it looked ok they open 24 hours. Think the Cave Peluda place or Rodeo is 24 hours too.

Ok before that is a more normal place with normal girls called Charleys Social maybe some pros or semi pros at night there or I mean much later at night, Try to not go Saturday at near 11 is Travesti show. Yeh thats crazy the Weels Fargo bar too with pros on Agaua caliente has a gay karoake giy singing and getting kissed by men and couples. Seems some of these straight bars like to have gay events in there. My friend told me in san Jose Costa Rica it was worse or Guadalara Mexico rtoo where girls hang out mostly at gay bars crazy.

Ok after 7 Copas And yeh they have a website too google it. I took the colectivo farther down too Villa Marissol way near Presa, That place was prettyl lame, It seemed just past I mean before there after Copa there seemed to be a bar then another one called Montecarlo. Not sure if they were girl bars or not.

After Villa I went back to see the girl bars past 5 and 10 on the north side of the street coming back lokked like a small [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) hole place maybe with girls too, Not Sure.

I also think way at the edge of Tijuana before getting on the highway again where the road cpnstruction is bad for the expansion lokked like maybe two [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) hole bars with girls who knows.

Hope this Helps Arttisty Ok, NIbu.


Nibs,

I've never been to these places. Please tell us how much the lady drinks are and what the costs are for sexo? Where did you go and did you session with anybody?

[SlickVick]

Dude, they're all over the place.

There is one in the alley, about mid-way, south side. There is one right next to the Yellow Taxi stand when you cross the border. There is one on Revu, between 2nd and 3rd, I think, east side. There is a large one across from Ticuan, the entrance is at the south side of the Jai Alai "plaza" in front of the place. There is one next to the Pueblo Amigo hotel.

They all look like some sort of variation on a Vegas sports book. TVs showing the games or horse races, dog races, whatever's going on. Betting windows, seats. Probably the most comfortable one is the one across from Ticuan. Relatively comfortable seats, the bar waitress is usually friendly. The one at the other end of Revu is much smaller (most of the room is for a bazillion slot machines) , but it often has a friendlier atmosphere. Drink prices are reasonable. A fave and I used to sit here for hours betting on horses.Oh sweet! I had no idea. Just shows how little I explored during my first trip. Since I'll be staying at Ticuan I'll for sure make a stop at the one in front. Thanks for the heads up on that.

Also, I wanted to be clear on something. Am I missing something about revu? I've heard its perfectly safe to walk down as its the main tourist strip. Yet I hear everyone say to always take a cab from Ticuan to the zona norte because its sketchy towards Ticuan. Doesn't Ticuan almost hit revu? And isn't revu just a few blocks from constitucion and basically all the main clubs (HK, AB, etc)? I guess I'm just confused. Is it a daytime / nighttime drastic change?

I just don't want to put myself in danger by walking down revu from the Ticuan thinking I'm fine and I'm not. Yet I do not want to be so paranoid that I don't get to explore when I have nothing to worry about.

Maybe someone can shed some light on this?

[BayBoy]

Phordphan knows the gambling scene a lot better than I do. Caliente Casino is on Revolution bet. 2nd and 3rd Street. Not that big of a sports bar, but adequate. The one thing I didn't like was no 'money line' bets were allowed on basketball and football. Baseball yes. But they had all the college and pro football games plus NBA too. Just regular odds bets were allowed. The point spreads.

[HectorSanchez]

In tijuana from today for next 7 days. Staying at cascadas.

Will be nice to have company with a fellow monger friend.

Thanks. PM me.

[BayBoy]

There's a 4% tax on winning sports bets in the sports bar at Caliente Casino. I like the fact that while I'm waiting for a football game to end, I can get a blow job in Zona Norte. Can't beat that.

[Baxter Slade]

There's a 4% tax on winning sports bets in the sports bar at Caliente Casino. I like the fact that while I'm waiting for a football game to end, I can get a blow job in Zona Norte. Can't beat that.Yea you pay more juice at Caliente you can't mix moneylines into the parlays, you can't parlay half times and full games I don't mean to complain, but It is very easy to bet sports with off shore books, in the comfort of your own home. But damned if I don't find myself at Caliente every week enjoying mongering and sports gambling.

The only difference Bay Boy is I always wait untill the game is over before I get my blow job.

[Atom1]

In tijuana from today for next 7 days. Staying at cascadas.

Will be nice to have company with a fellow monger friend.

Thanks. PM me.Hey I will be staying in Cascadas as well from tomorrow until Saturday. I am Asian so I am sure I will be easy to spot if you want to monger together.

[DaveSD]

There's a 4% tax on winning sports bets in the sports bar at Caliente Casino. I like the fact that while I'm waiting for a football game to end, I can get a blow job in Zona Norte. Can't beat that.Also should note, the satellite Calientes have different rates than the main sportbooks in the casino. It's a "convenience fee".

[DeepMmpactt]

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[Illini333]

Going to Tijuana very soon and might head down to Ensenada. Was in Tijuana 08 and 10. Is it safer now then in those times? Also, what are some good places to meet some regular girls? What are the non tourist spots I can hit up? I'm going to hit Adelitos and Hong Kong. Any other places of recommendation? Thanks

[Newton York]

Exactly how safe is tijuana? I'm in the northeast and tend to go to places like montreal for my mongering needs, and I've asked this question before in other forums and sites, but does it make sense or is it worth it to go all the way to san diego just to be able to monger in tijuana? Is it a destination like that, or more like a place you'd go if you happen to be in san diego for some other reason or maybe if you live in southern california. Thing of it is, I've heard some amazing things about some of the places there like 'Hong kong' and I'm dying to know what it's like. The reviews I've read of the escorts as well and the cost is definitely worth it. So if any of you guys were living in the northeast, would you fly all the way to san diego just for tijuana? I've had plenty of whites and asians, and I just want to have me some latina.

[FlapJacK]

Going to Tijuana very soon and might head down to Ensenada. Was in Tijuana 08 and 10. Is it safer now then in those times? Also, what are some good places to meet some regular girls? What are the non tourist spots I can hit up? I'm going to hit Adelitos and Hong Kong. Any other places of recommendation? ThanksAs far as I am concerned its always been safe as long as your not involved with shady people and keep aware of your surroundings like you should in other big city.

I was there last Friday and had one of my better times. Probably go back in 2 weeks as I been waking up hard every morning thinking about that chica I met in Adelitas on the last trip, I sure hope to find her again.

[BayBoy]

Say guys I need some strip club information. Its for a friend of mine.

Is there a strip club in Tijuana where the girls take off all their clothes?

Is there a strip club in Tijuana where there is a live sex act?

Any info would be appreciated.

[Artisttyp]

Say guys I need some strip club information. Its for a friend of mine.

Is there a strip club in Tijuana where the girls take off all their clothes?

Is there a strip club in Tijuana where there is a live sex act?

Any info would be appreciated.Didn't you say you went into Hong Kong Club? There is a live lesbian show and girls strip totally naked all the time. You must have missed the performances.

[BayBoy]

I don't mean that soap thing where the girls totally soap down and the guys rub-a-dub, but totally naked strip dancing and guy and girl sex.

[Artisttyp]

i don't mean that soap thing where the girls totally soap down and the guys rub-a-dub, but totally naked strip dancing and guy and girl sex.oh. the girls do lick each other at times though.

i've never heard of full on sex in tijuana clubs like in amsterdam or old nyc. i used to see it as a teenager in the peep shows of times square nyc.

[Illini333]

There is live sex shows in a lot of different countries. I know it happens in El Salvador. They pick guys from the crowd to come and fuck the girl. When I was in Chile I was told there was some, which really surprised. Rio in Brazil use to have them in copacabana but they got rid of them within the past 5 or so years to clean up the image.

[GolfSexRroll]

Exactly how safe is tijuana? I'm in the northeast and tend to go to places like montreal for my mongering needs, and I've asked this question before in other forums and sites, but does it make sense or is it worth it to go all the way to san diego just to be able to monger in tijuana? Is it a destination like that, or more like a place you'd go if you happen to be in san diego for some other reason or maybe if you live in southern california. Thing of it is, I've heard some amazing things about some of the places there like 'Hong kong' and I'm dying to know what it's like. The reviews I've read of the escorts as well and the cost is definitely worth it. So if any of you guys were living in the northeast, would you fly all the way to san diego just for tijuana? I've had plenty of whites and asians, and I just want to have me some latina.I've lived in a lot of places. NY, Mass, Miami. LV. LA and now in SD. Tijuana is just as safe as any of these. Of course you have to be aware of your surroundings and I've been more skiddish in the aforementioned places I've lived than Tijuana. Tijuana is hands down a cut above in Price, Quality and Availability of girls than anywhere I have lived! Just visiting SoCal is worth the trip IMHO. See you here and happy hunting.

[Baxter Slade]

I've lived in a lot of places. NY, Mass, Miami. LV. LA and now in SD. Tijuana is just as safe as any of these. Of course you have to be aware of your surroundings and I've been more skiddish in the aforementioned places I've lived than Tijuana. Tijuana is hands down a cut above in Price, Quality and Availability of girls than anywhere I have lived! Just visiting SoCal is worth the trip IMHO. See you here and happy hunting.Yes there are all kind of stories out there warning you about traveling to Tijuana. I have a friend who speaks spanish and has property in Rosarita, but because of something he heard he won't travel back to Mexico. I think he is crazy, I have been going down to Tijuana at least once a week I go all over the City and feel much more comfortable than I do when I have to go into LA. But of course as in any big city you still have to keep your guard up.

Not to long ago someone was shot at the drive thru window at Taco Bell in Fontana Ca. So what does that tell me? I shouldn't go to Fontana? Or I shouldn't go to Taco Bell? Or I shouldn't go to drive thru restraunts? What it tells me is if I want good Mexican food at a good price, I will just go to my favorite Taco cart in Tijuana because I haven't heard about anybody getting shot there.

So to sum it up when in any big city practice common sense and always sum up your surrondings and don't do anything stupid and you will probably be ok. Live life and have fun.

[TomJackin]

I found a new way to give a tip!

[RimmDigger]

I found a new way to give a tip!This picture is epic! I knew it the moment I saw it! Awesome!

Great photograph!

[RimmDigger]

Exactly how safe is tijuana? I'm in the northeast and tend to go to places like montreal for my mongering needs, and I've asked this question before in other forums and sites, but does it make sense or is it worth it to go all the way to san diego just to be able to monger in tijuana? Is it a destination like that, or more like a place you'd go if you happen to be in san diego for some other reason or maybe if you live in southern california. Thing of it is, I've heard some amazing things about some of the places there like 'Hong kong' and I'm dying to know what it's like. The reviews I've read of the escorts as well and the cost is definitely worth it. So if any of you guys were living in the northeast, would you fly all the way to san diego just for tijuana? I've had plenty of whites and asians, and I just want to have me some latina.As long as you don't do dumb things you are going to be ok. Tijuana is very "gringo friendly" if you could say such a thing.

I think it is for sure worth it the first time. You need to do it at least once, for around three days minimum, so you can explore some of what Tijuana has to offer. After that trip. I believe you will end up visiting San Diego at least 3 4 times per year. (This is without mentioning the beauties of San Diego, that in my opinion its a beautiful city with a lot of things to offer.not only mongering related.)

See you soon around Tijuana!

[MS Clive]

I found a new way to give a tip!LOL boys will be boys.

[TomJackin]

Started out in HK in the afternoon and noticed that many of the regulars were missing in action, however, many new girls seemed to fill their spots, so no worries. I was hanging out while waiting for Conezone CZ (TJA) and I figured that I would get the booth follies started without him dammit! So I met and played with a couple of new girls so I would not be so lonesome. CZ rolled in and I was already wore out from my previous activities, but more girls were in order. It wasn't long before Chris Long showed up and we all shared stories galore!

We were about to head over to CC when Chris got distracted, which seems to happen more often than not. He saw some beauty on one of the short dance poles and started salivating. He asked if I knew her, and I did, so we walked over and did the proper introductions, and it wasn't long before Chris was gone. I told CZ,"It appears that we lost Chris." But I'm used to this with Chris; so no worries.

CC is trying to step up to the plate and has added some new girls to their lineup; which I for one appreciate. CC is a good place to gather your thoughts and relax without the mesero hustle and bustle. CZ was sealing a deal with one of the chicas while I was just hanging out and watching the new blood walk in for the shift change. But, I had to go because I was meeting up with Sawgunner (TJA) at Nikki's, a new BBQ restaurant in the Zona owned and operated by one of the TJAs.

We walked into Nikki's and I was impressed with the place. It was an upscale place in not much of an upscale area. We went upstairs to the bar area and ordered drinks and food. All were reasonable priced and the food was quite good! I met the owner, Larry, and he seems like a really nice gent. I wish him the best with his new restaurant. This is where I lost CZ, I ended up in one of the rooms for an hour, and he had a date; that's how life rolls in the Zona.

What's a monger to do, oh I know, back in HK. Wasn't long before Cachorrondo rolled in and we discussed important issues, like global warming and the 12/12/12 world ending; not a fucking chance of that! In the Zona, the women are always the topic of conversation, as they should be. It was getting late and I should have headed back; the key words were "should have."

Hell, it was off to NY to see one of my favorite meseras. NY also has some hotties working there as of lately. My mesera was occupied, some dude was hogging her up, but I was alright with that. She drinks like a damn fish anyway, but I still want to marry her sometime in the far future. It turns out that the dude that was hogging up my mesera was Bigpapa (TJA) , which I had the pleasure of meeting. It was getting late and I should have headed back; again the key words were "should have."

I just had to see my old flame at Malquerida so I stopped in there and it seemed like she was waiting for my arrival; yeah right! The band was loud and they sucked ass! Bought a bucket of 3 beers and this is another girl that can drink more than a fish! I saw one of the meseras that I liked and was about to tell my mesero to but her a drink, but then it happened. I took a slap to the back of my head and then got the "LOOK!" And the "LOOK" said,"If you ever buy another girl a drink while you are sitting with me again, I will gut your stomach with a dull knife and then proceed to tear out your fucking heart with my teeth! Are we now clear about this?" Yes, the "LOOK" said every word and then some! Damn I love this girl!

Headed back at around 2 or so.

[DeepMmpactt]

Headed to Portland airport on Tues Nov 27, caught a flight via Alaska Airlines at 11:40am landed at 2:00pm grabbed my carry on only luggage from the overhead bin, exited the plane and headed out the airport. It amazes me, for such a big city like San Diego is What a extreme small airport they have. Anyways, headed to the curb outside of terminal 1, and just a few steps to the left of the door the bus stop of the 992 bus picks up that was way cool. I think it wasn't even 5 minutes later the 992 arrives, that was even COOLER. LOL! I board the bus, since I'm a bus driver here in Portland we immediately hit it off, with passenger from "hell" stories he also let's me on free of charge, but he says the best way to get to The border was to just buy a ONE WAY FARE only its $2. 50 its good on the bus and the trolley as well.

If you buy a day pass its $5. 00 plus you need to buy what they call a "compass card" its an additional $2. 00 so $7. 00 total, when you can buy a ONE WAY FARE to San Ysidro for $2. 50 the fare is good for the bus and the trolley as well, also at the end of your trip just buy another ONE WAY FARE for $2. 50, back to the airport. That's a helluva lot cheaper you can pay $14. 00 total (ie two day passess and two compass cards) , or $5. 00 total (ie two one way fares). Anyways got off at the America Plaza stop, about 10 minutes later, bought a ONE WAY FARE. For only $2. 50 hoped on the BLUE LINE trolley, just asked the s driver to drop you off at the Trolley stop / America plaza stop. I want to shout out to Chris Long for his travel information it was extremely valueble and accurrate. Wow that trolley rocks and roll down them tracks, with the driver tooting the horn every 2 seconds.

We arrive at the last stop San Ysidro ie (end of the line and get the HELL off the train). I grabbed my carry on only and headed to the border. I think another monger posted the border is not OBVIOUS, but I've been here before just follow the stream of people and they will lead you to the new border crossing. I've never had the pleasure of crossing the "old way"but this new way, the powers that be must've been high on crack / meth / weed / throw in a few mushrooms plus ad one Jack Daniels, than you get the picture! LOL! I head over the bridge to the "taxi bullpen"hopped in and $5. 00 later we where parked in front of The Cascada Hotel plus the cabbie was cool so $1. 00 tip was in order. Now its gets funny I walked to check in, The Receptionist dude laughs and welcomes me back, there's was a "gang of cum boys" standing by the counter and the all yelled El Caballo Negro and they All started making " horse noises"I laughed my ass off! I guess they remembered my stupid ads. LMAO! I get my room on the 6th floor, quiet up there, but " hot as hell" I tell the cum boy / bell boy to flip the switch somewhere outside. He looks at me like I was smoking crack. He tells me in Spanish there's a problem with the transformer. Bullshit, but he brought one of those $20. 00 high standing fans, you can get at Wal matt. Okay whatever.

I take a quick shower, freshen up, spray my famous Acqa Di Gio by Armani then off to Hong Kong's I get to the door right before I enter I hear this sexy voice calling El Caballo Negro, It was this sexy ass chica namedmonger introduced me to, We 3 went to the tequila festival, we danced to the band. We exchanged greetings, and she grabbed the Chocolate jackhammer, off to my room we went. I didn't realizewhat a sexy body she had. We immediately started Dfk, we carressed a little than I turned her over spreaded them sexy leggs, And lick and ate the shit out of that small tight, pussy, she moans loudly, she raises up, slips on my XL condom, then abuses the Chocolate jackamewither warmd moist mouth. Damn she worked that tongue, she mounted me and rode me Cg, Rcg, I was about to bust. Not so fast I layed her back, slipped the Chocolate jackhammer into her, and unleashed my Chocolate fury, she screamed as I pounded her harder and harder. Papi no quiero NO MAS. She screamed, while at the same time yelling Mas dudo (more harder). After an hour we finished up, paid her 700 pesos we hugged, then I walked her back to Hong Kong, feeling like a million bucks for having 5 kids, her shit was tighter than a fat man with spandex shorts on, dancing to disco music. Next up please turn the channel to " street girl" reports. Because of my stupid shirt El Caballo Negro (The Black Horse) I met Nsd 1983, Atom-1, Slick Vick aka El Burro Blanco" (The white Mule). LOL! Hugo the Man, Pimpin It, Cachorrondo, and I met the ISG member I forgot his screen name, but he had his teeth completely fixed in Mexico, flashing that white Colgate smile (hopefully he chimes in) we bullshitted outside of Cascada hotel. It was a real pleasure making new real in person friends ISG Rocks!

[SilverBeard]

"After an hour we finished up, paid her 700 pesos we hugged, then I walked her back to Hong Kong, feeling like a million bucks for having 5 kids, her shit was tighter than a fat man with spandex shorts on, dancing to disco music"

Wow, I have never had a girl with tight pussy in Tijuana, especially with 5 kids. Can you share her name?

[FlyinLoww]

I will be making my first trip to Tijuana next week and will be down in the Zona Norte Tuesday and Wednesday.

Are there going to be any other Mongers from ISG going to be there?

It would be great to meet others from here while I am there.

I will buy you a drink

[HectorSanchez]

She works at HK. She is a blonde with braces. I never fucked her but she seems to have a good attitude.

BUt just FYI. She is not tight anymore because deep impact fucked her and opened her up. LOL.


"After an hour we finished up, paid her 700 pesos we hugged, then I walked her back to Hong Kong, feeling like a million bucks for having 5 kids, her shit was tighter than a fat man with spandex shorts on, dancing to disco music"

Wow, I have never had a girl with tight pussy in Tijuana, especially with 5 kids. Can you share her name?

[HorseTrader]

She works at HK. She is a blonde with braces. I never fucked her but she seems to have a good attitude.

BUt just FYI. She is not tight anymore because deep impact fucked her and opened her up. LOL.There seem to be more and more HK girls wearing braces every time I visit. In my last trip (November) I went arriba with 2 blondes with braces. I can't remember the name of one of them right now, but the other was named Nancy. Huge fake rack, braces, very pretty face, knock out body, and a tight pussy. Even with those assets, I won't repeat. Very high volume provider. In the room she wanted an extra $20 US for the BJ, which is something I never paid for before; for some stupid reason I paid it this time. The BJ lasted about 10 seconds and she rolled over and offered anal for an extra charge. I never understood how much extra money she wanted for anal, by that time I just wanted to finish and move to the next girl.

Over the next few days I spotted Nancy several times either going into or out of Cascadas. Each time she asked me to take her arriba, once with her latest monger standing right there waiting for her to go into the room he just paid for.

Edit: I just reread some posts. This clearly isn't the girl mentioned before, there is no way that Nancy had 5 kids. But there you have it, my 2 pesos worth of comments on Nancy.

[HorseTrader]

Perhaps I've pissed off someone. About 2 weeks ago a friendly American monger in HK struck up a conversation with me and we talked for about an hour as we moved about HK, AB, LC, and the streets. Early in this conversation we talked about this web page and he said that he reads it daily and has made many posts. I told him I was Horsetrader but he refused to tell me his user name. Two days later we had a chance meeting near the arch and we went to lunch together. He still refused to give me his user name.

What gives with that?

OK dude, if you want to give up your identy, you can do it now in a PM.

[AmanteDeLatina]

I am going to try to go down to Tijuana for a day next week. I have the entire week off so I am pretty flexible as to when I could leave. I would like to leave fairly early in the morning so I can avoid the parking situation I encountered last time if you read my previous Tijuana posts and then leave late that evening spending an entire day in Tijuana. I live in the Phoenix, Az area. If anyone wants to tag along and just pay for a little bit of gas I would not mind having a wingman. I drive a very fuel efficient compact car so I would not use very much gasoline to get there. If anyone is interested please PM me.

[FlyinLoww]

I will not need a ride since I will already be there but I should be in the Zona Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon and possibly evening and would be great to meet you.


I am going to try to go down to Tijuana for a day next week. I have the entire week off so I am pretty flexible as to when I could leave. I would like to leave fairly early in the morning so I can avoid the parking situation I encountered last time if you read my previous Tijuana posts and then leave late that evening spending an entire day in Tijuana. I live in the Phoenix, Az area. If anyone wants to tag along and just pay for a little bit of gas I would not mind having a wingman. I drive a very fuel efficient compact car so I would not use very much gasoline to get there. If anyone is interested please PM me.

[DeepMmpactt]

This particular episole, I'm going to just lightly dabble in "all the sections"hopefully you guys bare with me. Wow I appreciate ISG, and the ability to tell funny but stupid stories, while meeting over 6 real ISG, members in "one trip". I want to shoutout Horse Trader, if you would've met my loud ass, No way you would've wondered. LOL. I hope you just "ignore" that monger that wouldn't give his handle (must've had his reasons) but I'll be GLAD, to shake your hand. I had one of the funniest trip yet, but something happen outside of Cascada that bothered the hell out of me.

No, it had absolutely nothing to do with "The Alley Of Eye Candy". I became great friends with Felix, he's the American born Hispanic security guy, that works the 8pm to 8am (Felix is his name is the taller 8 pm, guy) We would just bullshit during his shift, I bought him a few energy drinks to stay awake, he's one helluva good guy, I met him on my first trip. Well anyways most of the people passing always stop and talk to Felix, he's greatly respected from what I see, and we have fun just bullshitting, he opens the garage, and gives me a chair to sit and people watch as he works, awesome guy! This particular night, I was standing, talking to Felix, When 2 Hispanic guys walk up, Felix the taller security guys knows " who's who?" The taller Hispanic talked to the security guy, Felix in english they, must've been deported I figured, Well his shorter friend strikes up a conversation with me, in English about all these fine girls, and where he was from Los Angeles, Ca, just small talk joking and laughing nothing serious.

As we were talking a street person walks up, offering to clean our shoes, I politely said no gracias, Well the shorter guy, I was with, suddenly tells the " street person" you can shine my " piece" well the "street person" looked puzzled, by the statement, but I knew what he was referring to, he said it again." Shine my piece" essay. By now I'm kinda worried, but the street guy, doesn't know American slang, for "piece" or "gun"What this guyMagnum, he got tucked in his pants, did next was shocking, I guess he was indirectly trying to show off in front of me, (absolutely no reason to) he braggs about his 357 Magnum he gots tucked in front of his pants, he first pulls his shirt tighter, on the sides to prove he had a gun, then he lifts up his shirt to reveal the gun. I just played "calm cool and collective" my buddy Cachorrondo, told me there was a shooting and 3 people got shot in that very area (Cascada garage / Alley entrance.) one month prior to that. I looked just a few feet and my buddy Felix was having his own conversation with the guy, that brought this guy. I told my buddy Felix I got to go, Felix looked puzzled he sense something was wrong, I politely excused myself (I don't do bullets well) (LOL). My buddy Felix had absolutely no idea, what had just taken place. I told him later that night, He told me I did the right thing, if the polocia would've been riding by, seeing me talking to this guy, or the situation couldve gotten out of hand, and turned sideway quickly, plus I didn't have my Superman S on my chest, to deflect bullets"LOL. Lesson learned, don't strike up to many conversations, you never know who your dealing with? ! (Scary) the people that roam the street s of Tijuana.

On a much funnier note, I'm standing later, talking to Felix, he laughs and tells me all the girls says I live up to my T shirt, name. He talks to them in spanish he tells me one street girl, tells him I should go have surgery to make the Chocolate Jackhammer "Smaller"! WTF? Lmao! I ended up with another fine street girl, name Arcelia I think one of the earlier security guards recommended her, she was great I even passed her to my boy nsd 1983, she was that good, This other girl that sucked on my first trip and go figure, its getting colder, now, one of my nay sayyers, or haters told me, let's go to my room, NO SEX ONLY MASSAGE con ropa (with clothes) because she's cold. Hmmm let me think about it? FUCK NO!

All in all great trip. Cachorrondo, Slick Vick, Atom-1, Hugo the Man, Pimpin It, and Especially my brother Nsd 1983, Thanks for a helluva trip!

[Nibu Raphael]

HI Guys,

I am in Tecate now see my reports in west coast area. No Massage places here though at all. Are there any others in Tijuana that I don't know about? I still could not find any more then I did. I still need to find the one by Plaza Monarca. Could never find that one ever. I guess the best place to find any are by looking in the local papers classified ads for sure.

Speaking of massage places are there any websites giving info on this?

Seems like Tijuana is very very limited on massage places for sure. I think Juarez had way more then here but that place is still to dangerous now.

Ok if anyone has info on more places I may not have found or how to find others in Tijuana of course post back here or just pm me. Tijuana aint no Mexico City where they have tons of places.

Bye,

Nibu

[HorseTrader]

. he tells me one street girl, tells him I should go have surgery to make the Chocolate Jackhammer "Smaller"! WTF? Lmao!I remember the plot of an old porn movie, perhaps it was Deep Throat. The woman had her clit located in her throat and the only way she could cum is if she gave a blow job to a man who's dick was exactly 7" long. The happy ending was her boyfriend was able to have surgery to reduce the size of his dick to 7".

That is probably not the exact movie plot, but that is how I remember it from decades ago.

I would suggest that DeepMmpactt find a woman who's clit is much deeper down her throat or very deep in her pussy.

[The Hammer1169]

I remember the plot of an old porn movie, perhaps it was Deep Throat. The woman had her clit located in her throat and the only way she could cum is if she gave a blow job to a man who's dick was exactly 7" long. The happy ending was her boyfriend was able to have surgery to reduce the size of his dick to 7".

That is probably not the exact movie plot, but that is how I remember it from decades ago.

I would suggest that DeepMmpactt find a woman who's clit is much deeper down her throat or very deep in her pussy.Sounds like "Deep" should buy a Fiat in a reverse phallic symbolism endeavor that undercompensates fro his giant penis.

[AmanteDeLatina]

OK, send me your phone number. I tried to PM you but for some reason it would not let me. Maybe you can PM me?


I will not need a ride since I will already be there but I should be in the Zona Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon and possibly evening and would be great to meet you.

[Reinaldo]

HI Guys,

Are there any others in Tijuana that I don't know about?How would we know? Have you posted about the ones you know about?

[Guitarrefreak]

Took a back seat and enjoy watching forum members share their stories and conquests, recently I have been hanging out more exclusively with one of the chicas so the monger in me, took a back seat too, so to speak.

I disliked the new border crossing when it first opened, now I purely hate it, for some reason, I just dread that, maybe back before, crossing the puente peatonal provides a wave of excitement as you see zona norte in the distance, now, I just dread squeezing pass the turnstiles and down the stairs with their carts.

The good thing though, I now have the option of taking a diaz por tercera taxi and getting my exercise doing the 3 block walk and also a chance to freshen my mind, more importantly, because I am a cheap bastard.

It appears to me that chicago has a few new faces, but deader than before, and some of their hot ones from before like ivana can't seem to be located, still I like to grab a beer there after my taco dinner to relax, started going into tropical, a practicar mas mi espanol, and actually have started to get the attention of some of the regular, me likey, hopefully it becomes something.

I still kind of shy away from dulce de gabbana, because their selection there just ain't as interesting, and because the lighting makes my head uncomfortable.

Adelitas appears to have gone downstream a little, despite the new faces. But I guess I have become more 'regular friendly' with them. Bump fists with the security, doorman, taxi guy, and some of the meseros, I guess it is where I go to feel 'safe' once in a while, only except if some of the chicas can leave me alone. There was a chica, not very good looking, but decent personality, came up to say hi to me and asked me if I remembered her (I kind of did, but uncertain) , and turned out that she was with a gringo a while back when we first met, gringo barely spoke any spanish and she was chugging her drinks like a goldfish, he kept saying he was going to marry her, well, this time she complained to me that she was really hurt hoping that I could speak with that gringo, but nah, don't know that gringo, can't help, so I went ahead to tell her my sob story (just made up something based on some facts but way exaggerated) , that made her feel better, she took her one drink nice and slow, and I think she goes by MJ, I will keep her on the friend list for a while.

Hong kong is bustling. It is almost like every time I go, there is a new face there, there is this slightly dark, homely looking new chica, short brunette, nice body, whom we have been exchanging the looks, she looks really timid and honestly I am tired of wasting money for a girl to just sit with me unless we have some rapport to build, so I have been observing her, she opens up it seems, when someone is with her, note to self to give her a try next time.

Then there is a new fake blonde, somewhat spinner yet busty, almost looks like an asian / latina cross. Again, always looks pissed off when alone, but when I give her my trademark dumb smile, she mirrors it back to me, what a sweety, not helpful description, but whatever.

Then there was this chica I cannot remember her name, but I highly did not recommend her in one of my earlier HK posts, well, I guess she probably learned her lesson, because I have been seeing her and acknowledging her, but have not done anything with her after that first time, well, recently, she has been proactively getting closer, and this one time, even as she was leading a gringo upstairs, she paused to blow me a kiss, man that guy must have been ticked, hopefully he had a better experience banging her.

Then there is this girl fathima, who speaks perfect english, very nice, super bubbly and friendly, she went from short hair to attached long hair. Personally, I really want to give her a try as I have seen how friendly she is, and she has never given me pressure for anything, potentially a good investment, anyone has any intel? I was a little worried about her body type, but seeing her dance on stage gave me some new confidence, note to self to swoop in next time.

Finally, there is a lizset, who has always been a great girl to me, probably takes 30 mins to down 1 drink, I have only taken her upstairs once, she is kind of a hopeless (but sane) romantic, and I will probably be taking her out on a date this weekend.

Recently, I also ended a 'relationship' with one chica that was getting a little 'serious'. Out of nowhere, she started ignoring my messages, so I do what all guys do, start pinging her whenever I can, eventually she responded back, and said she was confused before, she wants to be 'alone', she wants to start off fresh (I interpret to mean, she wants a refresh her puta routine) , and she cannot love me, I got confused because my goal has always been to try and groom her into a reliable puta, someone I can count on to answer my pussy calls, so I asked her what she thinks I want, to which she replied "marry you", I responded "estas bromeando conmigo?". Maybe it didn't translate that well, she hasnt responded since.

On street walkers, I really love the post about getting a girl to extend her BJ for as long as possible, that is one wicked trick, I really should try it (sorry I don't recall the original poster, please claim credit) , I typically go for girls who "look" the way I want to, but maybe for getting a BJ, I am going to try and look for ones that are potentially 'nasty' in bed (got a few in my mind) , just note to self to negotiate.

Some gains, some losses over the last month, but looks like it will be an exciting few months ahead

[UnthoughtKnown]

I know much of this has already been written but I feel that I need to write it my way so that others like me will just stop reading and get their asses down there. I was intrigued for the same reasons as many others, but I had some concerns. The things that stopped me from going before this were: 1-It seemed like a hassle to actually get there. 2-I speak pretty much zero Spanish. 3-Even though I don't subscribe to the theory that everything you hear is true, there was still part of me that said, 'what if Tijuana really is that dangerous'? And 4-Are the girls really that hot? So without further ado, I'll address these points.

Getting There.

I know there is a tremendous amount of variability but I'd say it took about 30 minutes from the time I parked my car until the time I arrived at Cascadas. I chose to drive to the Jack in the Box parking lot that many other have recommended. The only hiccup was when I realized there were two Jack in the Box's listed on San Ysidro Ave. The one closest to the border is the right one. Parking was $7 for 8 hours and the guy made sure to specify that if I go one minute over 8 hours, it's another $7. Fair enough. $7 doesn't get you anywhere near 8 hours in downtown San Diego. Once I got out of the parking lot, like many others have said there is no big 'THIS WAY TO MEXICO' sign. The simplest way I can explain it is to just walk along the train tracks towards the border and you'll catch up with the crowd. From there, it's an interesting and sort of long but not impossible walk. I was expecting it to be a lot worse, but its got enough twists and turns to be interesting.

One thing I want to mention here is that if the thought of driving this close to the border or finding the right lot scares you, just take the train. The Blue Line literally stops at the border. I'll likely do that the next time I go down. Tomorrow? Haha.

Back to the action. At some point you are with the pack headed for Mexico so you just have to follow the masses. You'll know it once you're in Mexico. You're immediately bombarded by taxis, street vendors and such. Thanks to this board, I knew a taxi was to be had for $4 plus tip so I passed the first guy who said $6 and found a nice gentleman who offered me one for $4. A short ride and the cabbie says, 'right up those stairs'.

Not Knowing Spanish.

It was more frustrating than a problem. When I talk about the girls, I'll give some more info but I'll just say that it would be a tremendous help to know Spanish or have someone with you who does, but by no means is it a deal breaker. I found that it was best to not even try to speak Spanish but just to keep asking 'habla ingles? ' until someone said yes. I definitely want to go down there with someone who does speak Spanish and I am now determined to learn the language myself. But not knowing Spanish did not stop me from thoroughly enjoying myself and it shouldn't deter you.

Safety.

This was probably the biggest shock for me. Now I was there in the middle of the day on a Thursday and I'm sure it gets seedier at night, but I never once felt remotely threatened. I kept to myself and stayed on the block and alley where Adelita and Hong Kong were. But its really no different than another other busy city. But as others have said, there is a police presence and everyone knows that the gringos are there to spend money. Have some common sense, stay where others say is safe and just don't be an asshole.

Ah, the Girls.

The girls are really that hot! I was skeptical of this because I might have checked out an escort review site or two in my day and read guys gushing about how hot a certain girl was. Then I'd schedule an appointment only to find that one man's 'hot' is another man's 'chubby and homely'. I'll issue one disclaimer and say that I do have a thing for Latinas. But I also have a thing for young, thin, natural breasted, pretty faced, clean girls who fuck like wild rabbits. Sure I saw my share of beasts, but there is no shortage of smoking hot talent in the clubs and on the streets. It's kind of surreal to tell you the truth. Here are the ones I sampled:

Donna (Hong Kong). Tall, juicy, natural Cs, shaved, shortish hair and a lot of fun. She was my first, spoke some English, was super nice and seemed to actually enjoy the action. Everything was covered, she kissed and let me lick her pussy. $60 plus the mesero charge I got roped into. I had a room at Cascada so no added room fee. Two thumbs up!

Erika (Eye candy ally). Super hot young Latina, very pretty face, fake Cs, trimmed, long hair and very disappointing. Definitely one of the hottest girls I saw on the street so I gave her a try. $25 + $5 room, she wouldn't take her top off and you would have thought I was reading a book on how to rebuild a carburetor to her when we were fucking. Lesson learned. If something seems to good to be true, it probably is and ALWAYS ask what's on the menu.

Sandy (Adelitas). Thin, hot, young, small Bs, shaved, soaking wet, super fun. I was really not ready for my third round when I met her at Adelita but she was grinding her ass into me and stroking my cock through my pants at the bar. My cock telepathically told me, 'let's rock' and away we went. She let me go down on her, she loved to kiss and really seemed to enjoy it. I needed a home run after the Erika debacle and found it in Sandy. Now what I did differently with her was I asked her what was on the menu. The answers I got sealed the deal. When I asked about kissing, she stuck her tongue down my throat and showed me that she KNOWS how to kiss. Then when I asked about going down on her, I could tell she liked the thought and said something like 'only if you promise to be good at it'. Yeah I know these girls are actresses, but I could tell she was going to be fun.

'Bay-Leen' or something similar (Street connecting the alley to the main street, but not the one with the killer taco stand). Thin, very hot, very pretty face, nice natural bs. I thought my fucking day was over after Sandy and was just making one more round before I hailed a cab. She grabbed my arm, rubbed my cock a little, he came to life inexplicably and we started to chat. She spoke zero English but I managed to confirm that she would take off all of her clothes. Oh and the price was $20 plus $5 for the room. Surprise, surprise I had about $30 burning a hole in my pocket. Away we went. The room was pretty nasty. There was a ton of noise, it was hot and had this weird smell. Add in that I just busted three times in the last few hours and my cock wasn't exactly a battering ram. She then offered to CBJ for an extra ten. I thought that was fair but didn't have ten more on me to spare. I did however have 100 pesos and she agreed to take that instead. I must say she gave a very nice CBJ. I haven't had a CBJ in a long time, but this girl put a lot of effort into it. We eventually fucked missionary and parted ways. Fun girl for $30. Way better than Erika.

A few other random things I wanted to make sure I mentioned.

The taco stand on the street that connects the alley to the main drag is insanely good. It's the one where there is like a 4 foot long hunk of mystery meat (actually pork) on a giant skewer. There's a cloud of smoke and 10 people standing around eating tacos all the time. It's also right next to a guy selling oysters and clams. I believe I saw this place mentioned by others. Phenomenal food and only a dollar and change per taco!

I'd only stay at Cascada if I planned on needing a place to sleep. I didn't know what I was going to do so I got a room as a home base. But I didn't need it and spent money I didn't need to on it.

I was barely in Hong Kong for a minute and I got roped into the mesero fiasco. I'd recommend newbies who don't speak Spanish to avoid these guys. Grab a beer, walk around and talk directly to the girls you like. If they don't speak English, then deal with it or find one who does. In my opinion, the meseros didn't add any value to my experience.

I was really impressed by the safety exhibited by all four of the girls I played with. Each one of them made absolutely sure that the condom was on before my cock touched anything. Donna kept checking to make sure it was on while we were fucking. Which I appreciated because that means she does it for other guys. But I sampled four girls from four different spots (Hong Kong, Adelita, Alley, Street) and all four were downright meticulous about ensuring that everything was safe.

I'll conclude by just saying that there were two moments when I said to myself, 'oh yeah I'm in Tijuana now baby'.1. As soon as I arrived at Cascada and was waiting at the front desk, I heard the click clack of stripper shoes on the floor. A second later, this gorgeous Latina in a robe walks up with a gringo en tow. The front desk guy casually hands her a towel and a condom. You just don't see that at the Holiday Inn Express. 2. When I walked into Hong Kong, I saw a girl on stage totally lathered up. When I got closer, there was a 50 something grey haired guy in business casual wear fingering her like his life depended on it. A few moments later, his two buddies heads were next to her legs smiling wide while one of the meseros took a photo.

When it was all said and done, the total damage was $282 for an afternoon I will never forget! That included: Parking. $7, Hotel Cascada. $40, Drinks and meseros. $30, Taxis. $10, Tacos. $8, Street girls. $45, Adelita Girl. $60, Hong Kong Girl. $60 and the room charges. $22

[Baxter Slade]

Great report Unthoughtknown. Should be a really good read for all those fellas out there who are having that debate in there head about making there first plunge into Tijuana. The only warning I would give to the ones who can't decide is if you go once there is a good chance you will be hooked.

[OCMyke]

You convinced me. I'm heading down there very soon for an early afternoon romp. Was Sandy inside Adelitas?


Donna (Hong Kong). Tall, juicy, natural Cs, shaved, shortish hair and a lot of fun. She was my first, spoke some English, was super nice and seemed to actually enjoy the action. Everything was covered, she kissed and let me lick her pussy. $60 plus the mesero charge I got roped into. I had a room at Cascada so no added room fee. Two thumbs up!

Sandy (Adelitas). Thin, hot, young, small Bs, shaved, soaking wet, super fun. I was really not ready for my third round when I met her at Adelita but she was grinding her ass into me and stroking my cock through my pants at the bar. My cock telepathically told me, 'let's rock' and away we went. She let me go down on her, she loved to kiss and really seemed to enjoy it. I needed a home run after the Erika debacle and found it in Sandy. Now what I did differently with her was I asked her what was on the menu. The answers I got sealed the deal. When I asked about kissing, she stuck her tongue down my throat and showed me that she KNOWS how to kiss. Then when I asked about going down on her, I could tell she liked the thought and said something like 'only if you promise to be good at it'. Yeah I know these girls are actresses, but I could tell she was going to be fun.

[VelvetX]

Been an ocasional visitor of zona norte the past few years and posted sparingly, (usual standard evening of fine chicas, good tacos. Cheap beer, lotsa laughs, and more fine chicas).

Never been on a fight night.

Will hong kongs or adelitas have the pac marquez fight?

If so, any details tips would be appreciated.

[RimmDigger]

UnthoughtKnown,

That is a very good report!

If you are in South CA, I don't see a reason to go to any USA strip club, having Tijuana right next to San Diego.

As Hugotheman mentioned, if you think that you might like it... You for sure will love it!

[Nibu Raphael]

Yes Mister Reinaldo I been all over the map in Tijuana Tecate and Rosarito. Seems like most of you guys only post zona norte and then taking a cab a few blocs away. Funny and Tijuana aint that great. My Pal Artistty loves this pithole not me too much just here now for the 24 hour felling. I keep asking Reinaldho on massage places cause Istill need the info on that place by plaza Monarca.

Enough of the lurking guys too lets trully monger ok, ibu. QUOTE=Reinaldo; 1357642]How would we know? Have you posted about the ones you know about?[/QUOTE]

[Keg]

I know much of this has already been written but I feel that I need to write it my way so that others like me will just stop reading and get their asses down there.Nice to read such a detailed first report, it will certainly be heeded other new visitors.

I'm heading down again Saturday night to see one of my favoritas who's in town. The last couple of months I've just been chicas I have a regular thing with, but only sporadically added new samples into the mix. A new perspective always makes things interesting, reminds me what a cool little treasure the zona can be for easy convenience, compared to oversease mongering trips.

Cheers,

Keg

[UnthoughtKnown]

You convinced me. I'm heading down there very soon for an early afternoon romp. Was Sandy inside Adelitas?She sure was. Thin, young, pretty short, shortish hair and speaks some English. She was a lot of fun.

[UnthoughtKnown]

UnthoughtKnown,

That is a very good report!

If you are in South CA, I don't see a reason to go to any USA strip club, having Tijuana right next to San Diego.

As Hugotheman mentioned, if you think that you might like it. You for sure will love it!Dude, I TOTALLY agree. I've had lots of people ask me why San Diego titty bars are so lame. Well, now I know. No way they can possibly compete with Tijuana. I personally enjoy the fact that so many people think its a super dangerous place. Keep the secret safe in our little online circle and keep the riff raff on American soil!

[Plastermaster]

Been an ocasional visitor of zona norte the past few years and posted sparingly, (usual standard evening of fine chicas, good tacos. Cheap beer, lotsa laughs, and more fine chicas).

Never been on a fight night.

Will hong kongs or adelitas have the pac marquez fight?

If so, any details tips would be appreciated.Most of the bars in the zona have the fights but you have yo walk around and search I remember back in the 90s they had most of the mike tyson fights the one bar across the street from adelitas use to show all the fights in a full blast.

[Chris Long]

Chris Long giving a live report from the zone, this makes my second weekend in a row of visiting the zone and third weekend in a row for mongering. Spent Thanksgiving weekend at the Sportsman lodge in SJ, was in the zone in Tijuana last weekend and returned again this weekend. It's been a crazy night hanging with Tomjackin and Conezone these guys really know how to have fun; you have not experienced the zone until you have experienced it with Tomjackin and Conezone. The Hong Kong club is happening, right now there is so much prime pussy down stairs I'm finding it hard to stay in my room and write this but I'm trying hard to control my sexual addiction. Over Thanksgiving I had sex 22 times with 19 different women (which is actually low for me, on my previous trips I would have over 30 women) last week in the zone I had sex 16 times with 16 different women (Usually for a three day trip to the zone I have over 20, on this trip I've set a chica ceiling at 11) I'm paying $5 tonight for my room at the Cascadas, I've had three HK chicas and at $15 a pop you pay for a half hour room when you are not staying means I saved $45 so my room only cost me $5. I've had three of what I would consider superhot HK chicas. Arrived in the zone around 1ish wondered into the HK and found Tomjacken with his nova (who has a super nice butt) It wasn't long before ConeZone arrived. The first chica was a friend of Tomjacken and in my opinion was the hottest chica in the club. Been getting great deals when paying in pesos and I think it is the way to go. Paid 800 pesos for the chica which at today's exchange rate is around $60 She was a sweet super-hot chica but not as wild in la cama as I would like. After this we wondered over to Nikkis bar a new place one block up from the alley. This place has MAJOR POTENTIAL to become a great monger spot in the zone. To my mind it reminded me of a sort of sportsman's club or Del Ray in the zone, it is a restaurant which has great prices and a bar which is classy and well decorated. It also has overnight and short time rooms, right now the rooms are going for 500 pesos a night. Took a look at the rooms and they were nice clean well decorated looked better than my room at the Cascadas. The place has security working the front door and the owner has laid out some money to make the place classy in every way. If he can get the right kind of girls working in the place I believe it will really take off and become a sort of Sportsman's lodge / Del Ray for la zona norta in Tijuana, I wish him luck.

ConeZone left to change and TomJackin and I wondered over to Chicago club. Chicago club appeared to be coming back to life, it had some hotties in it tonight and when I asked the standard price was still $60 but when I countered with pesos the price was 700 pesos which is still less than $60 (pesos are really the way to go). From here we started to wonder over to New York club when I lost Tomjacken who seen a chica (Or two) that he had to have. I went into HK where I found a chica that I had to have. Gorgeous new girl, who has only been working at the HK for one week, today is her birthday and she just turned 21. New girls can be good or bad, they can be bad if they are inexperienced and don't know what they are doing. They can be good if they know what they are doing but have not been hardened yet and think that they have to treat you like you are their boyfriend and give you GFE sex. This one was good. I thought she was super-hot and was only 800 pesos. Made out for 20 minutes like teenagers on the bed and then had a hard core all natural session I was walking on cloud nine after this session.

Found Tomjackin and ConeZone again in las chaveles (sp?) ConeZone had a hot chica that he was going to TLN with and Tomjacken and I wondered over to New York club where Tomjacken had his nails done (LOL) we interviewed some of the chicas and found to our horror that most of the New York chicas are not available for sex only for drinking. The Chicago club chicas fuck but the New York club chicas don't fuck (One more example where chitown is better than Nuevo York, LOL).

Tomjackin and I wondered into a few more bars but at this point the night is starting to become a blur to me, later I found myself alone in HK talking to a super hottie. 900 pesos BBBJ and DATY, how can I say no.

It is now 4 am in the zone, which means it is 6 am in Texas; it's been a long night of debauchery and sex, more to come tomorrow.

Final Thoughts:

The Hong Kong club, I LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACE

[BayBoy]

Been an ocasional visitor of zona norte the past few years and posted sparingly, (usual standard evening of fine chicas, good tacos. Cheap beer, lotsa laughs, and more fine chicas).

Never been on a fight night.

Will hong kongs or adelitas have the pac marquez fight?

If so, any details tips would be appreciated.Try the sports book at Caliente Casino on Revolution, they might have the fight.

[Keg]

it's been a long night of debauchery and sex, more to come tomorrow.

Final Thoughts:

The Hong Kong club, I LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACENice reminder about Costa Rica, I've done a few trips to the gringo gulch. I developed a thing for the Columbiana's there as well as the Tica's.

I'll be in the zona tonight if you want to meet up for a beer, since you're already down there now. I'll be at Adelita to meet a favorita early, and I'll probably get to HK about 9pm. (6ft, brown / grey hair, dark collar shirt, tan pants, black & white wind breaker).

Cheers,

Keg

[OCMyke]

There's a slim possibility that I may head down this evening. Pretty sure the clubs will be packed, so it might be hard to locate Sandy. I wonder if Saturday night is a good choice for my 1st venture into this lifestyle.


She sure was. Thin, young, pretty short, shortish hair and speaks some English. She was a lot of fun.

[VelvetX]

Thanks to bayboy and plaster for fight info, monger backup at its finest.

I went to hks and adelktas Thanksgiving night, not crowded but plenty of chicas, and since not enough customers every one had pic of the litter. Gorgeous talent at both and eager to do business.

Unfortunately many girls started packing it up around 1 to go home but plenty remained.

And crossing back at 4am was a breeze. Comin from USA on otherhand with shoppers returning from black Friday was cool to see.

Been to gringo gulch (any monger should visit once) in Costa rica.

Like zona. Norte but with more options and diversity. But lacking an hks.

If gringo gulch in cr had an hks, it would kill many other establishmewnts. I like the del raysetup = bars, gambling, restaurant, clubs, all packed with beautiful chicas of all colors shapes and sizes of caribbean and central and South america for 60 to 80 $, and very very close to each other. But an Hks would pull out half the business there and ever other strip club, mp, and bar (in San jose cr they are everywhere)

This brings me to nikis, I liked it too. But I feel itll cater to certain gentlemen who want "finer" ambiance. But itll prob cost more. I don't think the locals have the funds and those of us that do would rather get bang for buck at hks. But best of luck to nikis. Recommend to visit once.

Mongered all over the. World. We are truly blessed with hks (genius who brought peanuts and beer and adelitas under one huge roof)

[VelvetX]

Thanks to bayboy and plaster for fight info, monger backup at its finest.

I went to hks and adelktas Thanksgiving night, not crowded but plenty of chicas, and since not enough customers every one had pic of the litter. Gorgeous talent at both and eager to do business.

Unfortunately many girls started packing it up around 1 to go home but plenty remained.

And crossing back at 4am was a breeze. Comin from USA on otherhand with shoppers returning from black Friday was cool to see.

Been to gringo gulch (any monger should visit once) in Costa rica.

Like zona. Norte but with more options and diversity. But lacking an hks.

If gringo gulch in cr had an hks, it would kill many other establishmewnts. I like the del raysetup = bars, gambling, restaurant, clubs, all packed with beautiful chicas of all colors shapes and sizes of caribbean and central and South america for 60 to 80 $, and very very close to each other. But an Hks would pull out half the business there and ever other strip club, mp, and bar (in San jose cr they are everywhere)

This brings me to nikis, I liked it too. But I feel itll cater to certain gentlemen who want "finer" ambiance. But itll prob cost more. I don't think the locals have the funds and those of us that do would rather get bang for buck at hks. But best of luck to nikis. Recommend to visit once.

Mongered all over the. World. We are truly blessed with hks (genius who brought peanuts and beer and adelitas under one huge roof)

[SilverBeard]

Great report, but do you remember the names of the HK chicas? I have not been having luck with chicas accepting pesos there.


Chris Long giving a live report from the zone, this makes my second weekend in a row of visiting the zone and third weekend in a row for mongering. Spent Thanksgiving weekend at the Sportsman lodge in SJ, was in the zone in Tijuana last weekend and returned again this weekend. It's been a crazy night hanging with Tomjackin and Conezone these guys really know how to have fun; you have not experienced the zone until you have experienced it with Tomjackin and Conezone. The Hong Kong club is happening, right now there is so much prime pussy down stairs I'm finding it hard to stay in my room and write this but I'm trying hard to control my sexual addiction. Over Thanksgiving I had sex 22 times with 19 different women (which is actually low for me, on my previous trips I would have over 30 women) last week in the zone I had sex 16 times with 16 different women (Usually for a three day trip to the zone I have over 20, on this trip I've set a chica ceiling at 11) I'm paying $5 tonight for my room at the Cascadas, I've had three HK chicas and at $15 a pop you pay for a half hour room when you are not staying means I saved $45 so my room only cost me $5. I've had three of what I would consider superhot HK chicas. Arrived in the zone around 1ish wondered into the HK and found Tomjacken with his nova (who has a super nice butt) It wasn't long before ConeZone arrived. The first chica was a friend of Tomjacken and in my opinion was the hottest chica in the club. Been getting great deals when paying in pesos and I think it is the way to go. Paid 800 pesos for the chica which at today's exchange rate is around $60 She was a sweet super-hot chica but not as wild in la cama as I would like. After this we wondered over to Nikkis bar a new place one block up from the alley. This place has MAJOR POTENTIAL to become a great monger spot in the zone. To my mind it reminded me of a sort of sportsman's club or Del Ray in the zone, it is a restaurant which has great prices and a bar which is classy and well decorated. It also has overnight and short time rooms, right now the rooms are going for 500 pesos a night. Took a look at the rooms and they were nice clean well decorated looked better than my room at the Cascadas. The place has security working the front door and the owner has laid out some money to make the place classy in every way. If he can get the right kind of girls working in the place I believe it will really take off and become a sort of Sportsman's lodge / Del Ray for la zona norta in Tijuana, I wish him luck.

ConeZone left to change and TomJackin and I wondered over to Chicago club. Chicago club appeared to be coming back to life, it had some hotties in it tonight and when I asked the standard price was still $60 but when I countered with pesos the price was 700 pesos which is still less than $60 (pesos are really the way to go). From here we started to wonder over to New York club when I lost Tomjacken who seen a chica (Or two) that he had to have. I went into HK where I found a chica that I had to have. Gorgeous new girl, who has only been working at the HK for one week, today is her birthday and she just turned 21. New girls can be good or bad, they can be bad if they are inexperienced and don't know what they are doing. They can be good if they know what they are doing but have not been hardened yet and think that they have to treat you like you are their boyfriend and give you GFE sex. This one was good. I thought she was super-hot and was only 800 pesos. Made out for 20 minutes like teenagers on the bed and then had a hard core all natural session I was walking on cloud nine after this session.

Found Tomjackin and ConeZone again in las chaveles (sp?) ConeZone had a hot chica that he was going to TLN with and Tomjacken and I wondered over to New York club where Tomjacken had his nails done (LOL) we interviewed some of the chicas and found to our horror that most of the New York chicas are not available for sex only for drinking. The Chicago club chicas fuck but the New York club chicas don't fuck (One more example where chitown is better than Nuevo York, LOL).

Tomjackin and I wondered into a few more bars but at this point the night is starting to become a blur to me, later I found myself alone in HK talking to a super hottie. 900 pesos BBBJ and DATY, how can I say no.

It is now 4 am in the zone, which means it is 6 am in Texas; it's been a long night of debauchery and sex, more to come tomorrow.

Final Thoughts:

The Hong Kong club, I LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACE

[TomJackin]

ConeZone had a hot chica that he was going to TLN with and Tomjacken and I wondered over to New York club where Tomjacken had his nails done (LOL).Great hanging with you. You make for a good running mate. About the nails, this would have been a good point to intervene and stop the silliness. Dude, I woke up with all my toenails and my nails on my left hand painted; oh the horror! Now I have find a way to take that shit off!

[PimpinIt]

Great hanging with you. You make for a good running mate. About the nails, this would have been a good point to intervene and stop the silliness. Dude, I woke up with all my toenails and my nails on my left hand painted; oh the horror! Now I have find a way to take that shit off!Not before throwing on a flimsy sun dress and prancing arnd the house for the afternoon

[RimmDigger]

Chris Long giving a live report from the zone,

Final Thoughts:

The Hong Kong club, I LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACEAwesome!

That's why I couldn't find you!

I was there between 8:30 9:30 pm. No sucess. IT seems that you were super busy!

I saw Montana. Ohh. I love that girl. I was going to ask her up. But after some recomendations a friend made (you). I rather waited. And so. I am waiting for Fatima. Hahaha.

Nice to see you had fun!

[RCanadAds]

I'll be doing my first trip to paradise next month (thanks to all the posters and reports. There's some great background info on this site for newbies) and have a question on US Customs, as I will be doing a business trip after my trip but thinking of bringing my stuff to Tijuana (small suitcase but business attire).

Questions:

- is there a place I can leave my small suitcase for 3 days (no valuables, just the business clothes) that is safe on the US side without having to haul it to Tijuana?

- if the above won't work will US Customs give me a hard time with questions as to what's in the suitcase and purpose of the return trip (note that I will be travelling on a non-US passport when re-entering the US)

[Chris Long]

Awesome!

That's why I couldn't find you!

I was there between 8:30 9:30 pm. No sucess. IT seems that you were super busy!

I saw Montana. Ohh. I love that girl. I was going to ask her up. But after some recomendations a friend made (you). I rather waited. And so. I am waiting for Fatima. Hahaha.

Nice to see you had fun!Hey Cachorrondo sorry I missed you, we passed through the HK a few times I kept hoping we would run into you but no luck. Montana was one of those trophy fucks I had to have even though I wasnt complety satisfied with her performance. I'm going to be in town until Monday morning. Swing by the HK if you get a chance and lets catch up.

Chris

[RCanadAds]

Question. I'll be doing some business travel after my Tijuana trip so I have to bring along a small suitcase. Is there a place (ie: Amtrack / Greyhound terminals) where I can store my gear for a few days without dragging it along and avoiding questions by the border patrols (I'll be reentering the US with a foreign passport I'm assuming I'll get taken to secondary inspection anyways).

[Guitarrefreak]

Fathima is a really sweet girl, she is one of the only girls I would buy drinks and chat with just for the sake of and she is always friendly.

I haven't had a chance to sample her goods yet but noticed that her body is pretty nice, when she dances.

Very bubbly and lots of smiles.

Let us know how things turn out for you.


Awesome!

That's why I couldn't find you!

I was there between 8:30 9:30 pm. No sucess. IT seems that you were super busy!

I saw Montana. Ohh. I love that girl. I was going to ask her up. But after some recomendations a friend made (you). I rather waited. And so. I am waiting for Fatima. Hahaha.

Nice to see you had fun!

[Guitarrefreak]

Planning to do a potential roadtrip down baja during the weekend of Christmas.

Anyone crazy enough to do it with me?

It will probably be a 70-30 relaxation-monger trip as I will probably want to spend some time to soak up local culture (ps: I regard civilian side encounters as relaxation)

If anyone interested, please PM me, I speak passable spanish but will certainly appreciate a companion who has more command over the language

[AmanteDeLatina]

I would just leave it in the trunk of my car. The lots are pretty well guarded and as you said there is nothing of great expense in there. Usually for me they just ask me what is in my bag and I tell them that it is simply an overnight bag with a few clothes. They then run it through the x-ray machine and they have never searched it more.


I'll be doing my first trip to paradise next month (thanks to all the posters and reports. There's some great background info on this site for newbies) and have a question on US Customs, as I will be doing a business trip after my trip but thinking of bringing my stuff to Tijuana (small suitcase but business attire).

Questions:

- is there a place I can leave my small suitcase for 3 days (no valuables, just the business clothes) that is safe on the US side without having to haul it to Tijuana?

- if the above won't work will US Customs give me a hard time with questions as to what's in the suitcase and purpose of the return trip (note that I will be travelling on a non-US passport when re-entering the US)

[Chris Long]

La temperatura es un poco frío esta noche en la zona norte, pero la panocha es muy caliente. Another night of debauchery and sex, was woke up this morning at 1 15 pm which is 3 15 Texas time, by the manager. The way it works at the Hong Kong is that check out time is 1 pm if you don't go down to the desk and check out they come to your room to see if you are still there. If you book your room on line its $50 a night for a standard single Friday and Saturday and $40 a night Sunday through Thursday. If you just walk in its five dollars more, even if you book your room you still pay by the night so each day you have to go down to the desk by 1 pm and pay for the night and to get your key recharged. There is a $10 key deposit that you pay when you check in and you get it back when you check out and turn in the key. I lied, last night I only paid $2 for my room. I had three HK chicas and if you don't have a room its $15 plus $1 tip for the cleanup boy for a half hour. So by having a room at Cascadas I saved $48 which meant I only paid $2 for my room. Tonight I didn't have to pay anything for my room and they even gave me $3 bucks to stay here tonight. Had 3 HK chicks and one street girl so the room saved me $53 ($5 for the cost of a short time street girl room) actually had two street girls but one would not come to my room so had to pay the $5 for her short time room. Paid in pesos mostly and got great deals. My first HK chicka wanted $70 but accepted 750 pesos, (a little less than $60) both street girls wanted $30 for everything but accepted 300 pesos (less than $25) the guy at the street girl short time room was up on the exchange rate and charged me accordingly so I didn't save any money there. My second HK girl was a superhot blond with a perfect ass, she was a member of the cien club and would not come down to $80 but would accept $90 when I offered pesos she would not go below 1200 which is a couple bucks more than $90 so I just paid her $90 USA this blond little Marsha Brady looking girl would not let me stop until she reached her goal and then despite saying down stairs that she would not give a BBBJ gave me a pretty good BBBJ. The Third HK chicka just left wanted $80 I countered with 800 pesos offer accepted (A little more than $60)

Stopped into Adalitas a few times tonight, some attractive girls but none would budge below $800 pesos which is a couple bucks more than $60 the standard price at Adalitas and none would allow DATY or BBBJ so I haven't done an Adalitas chicka yet this weekend or last weekend.

They closed the east end of the ally today and set up a stage in the middle of the street and had some revival meeting a band, preaching and cleansing of sins (we are all beyond saving). Later that night in the ally some old guy was either bashed in the head or fell and bashed his head open, he was laying on the side of the street with blood pouring out of his head I could tell if he was a gringo or a national.

Swung into HK to watch the fight and the place came undone when Marquez knocked out Pacquiao (I was pulling for Pacquiao)

Final Thoughts:

The HK in Tijuana is without a doubt the hottest wildest funnest sexiest place in the entire North American Free Trade Zone. There is nowhere or no place within the North American Free Trade Zone that is as much fun as the HK. The energy, the vibe, the music, the pussy, nothing within the NAFTA zone that can beat the HK on a Friday or Saturday night, I will let you know what a Sunday night is like tomorrow.

Chris

[HorseTrader]

I would just leave it in the trunk of my car. The lots are pretty well guarded and as you said there is nothing of great expense in there. Usually for me they just ask me what is in my bag and I tell them that it is simply an overnight bag with a few clothes. They then run it through the x-ray machine and they have never searched it more.If somebody comes up with a better idea than the trunk of a car for USA side storage, I'd like to know about it. I'm in a situation where I need almost daily access to a computer that cannot leave the USA. So, I rent a car, park it, lock the computer in the trunk, and make almost daily return trips to the USA to do the things I need to do. Other than using the car as a lock box, it is a total waste of money. Car rental, taxes, plus parking cost me about $70 / day.

[The Hammer1169]

If somebody comes up with a better idea than the trunk of a car for USA side storage, I'd like to know about it. I'm in a situation where I need almost daily access to a computer that cannot leave the USA. So, I rent a car, park it, lock the computer in the trunk, and make almost daily return trips to the USA to do the things I need to do. Other than using the car as a lock box, it is a total waste of money. Car rental, taxes, plus parking cost me about $70 / day.I would just rent a crappy motel right in San Ysidro and leave your stuff there. Really your only option. You got your parking and storage that way.

[Chator]

Last night, I went to Amnesia for the first time. I heard they had the best venue for the Pacquiao / Marquez fight. While there, I saw a hot stripper and approached her for sex. I saw her disappearing a few times during the night to a back area that looked like it could be a hotel area where girls take guys. Turns out it was just a VIP area for lapdances. It consisted of several booths closed off with a curtain. The prices for the private dances were $20 for 4 minutes, $40 for 6 minutes and $60 for 8 minutes. I bought the 8 minutes with this hottie. When I asked her about sex, she said it was her time of the month, but that other girls were available. I only wanted her, so I declined to pursue anyone else. My question, does Amnesia have a hotel area where the strippers can take their clients for sex like Adelitas and Hong Kong?

[Phordphan]

I've been busy and lazy, so this TR is really late.

I was down about 3 weeks ago, on a Saturday. I'd scheduled something with a civvy that I'd like to hook up with, but her car broke down and she had to cancel. I've beet tiring of the couple of faves I have, and decided to do something completely different.

After checking into the hotel and relaxing a bit, I went for a walk. I'd intended to head for LZN and go to some off-the-beaten-path places and party more like a local. But, the best laid plans and all that.

As I was walking down Revu one of the door touts tried to chat me up. I normally never give these guys the time of day, but she was a bit different. She had the sort of MILF-why look that I was in the mood for that evening. Her English was very good. She asked where I was going, and we started to shoot the shit for a while. She wanted to know if I needed help with anything, did I need a deentist, did I want to see any streepers, etc. I smiled and laughed. I told her I didn't need any strippers, but I like to go dancing and wanted to take her. She blushed a bit but didn't tell me to GTFO. So, I kept after it and asked when she finished work. She told me 7, I promised to return and headed off to the zona.

I wandered around the zona, checking out a few places I hadn't been, and a few that I had. I wasn't going to return, but then I just said WTF, and I headed back to Revu.

I found Ms. R in about the same spot I'd left her. It was just before 7, so we went inside for a few minutes, and then out the back door. We were both a bit hungry, and after kicking ideas around for a bit, she told me she knew of a great taco place. I was hoping it was La Ermita, because I haven't been able to get there yet, but no. We grabbed a cab and headed west, to hell and gone, down Primero. I couldn't find the place again if I had to. It's a counter-style shop off of sort of a traffic circle. I can't remember the name of the street. I guess I'm going to have to start taking notes. Anyway, the place was SRO and they couldn't crank out the tacos fast enough. They all knew her, so we got to stand in the kitchen door and eat. She had tripas, which she said were very good. I had the carne asada, which was very good, the chorizo, which was very good, but the al Pastor was the best I think I've eaten anywhere, north or south of the border. I think they were 12 pesos each. Absolutely delicious. I'd go back if I could find it again.

After our feast, we headed back. I bought her a nice sweater and a bit of makeup, We dropped some extra tacos at her apartment for her kid, then headed to the hotel for a bit. We relaxed, cleaned up a bit, and just got to know each other better. We sat around, bulshitted, laid on the bed and made small talk, played a bit of touchy-feely and kissy-face. That sort of thing. My only complaint is how do I always wind up with the ones who can't shut up? She talked constantly. It wasn't all bad, but there were times throughout the evening where I wanted to tell her that it was time to play "The Quiet Game!"

Anyway, about 10-ish, it was time to head out.

We wandered around a bit. We hit Dandy del Sur for some carne seca and a beer. I like this place just because it's so old-school. Great jukebox too. Next, I tried for La Mezcalera, but it's apparently closed on the weekends, or some such. Damn. Next, La Choperia, but they converted the dance floor to tables. Damn. Next stop, San Diablo for a bit of drinking and dancing. Next stop, where else? La Estrella. (insider tip: don't get a table anywhere near the bathroom. Your nose will thank you). More drinking, mas bailando, more "Oh, joo are a berry good dancer."

I wasn't going to have a repeat of my last visit, so we bailed around 2-ish. We hit Oxxo for a few supplies, a hot dog cart and a taco cart. The taco cart closest to the door of Ticuan is pretty decent.

In la cama, shower and clean up, hit the sack. She's pretty nervous, but it all works well. I won't go into great detail, but she's tighter than a lot of girls in the zona and I was a reasonably happy camper. I slept like a log until the f*cking maids started hanging out in the hall and chatting at about 7, or some such. I groused to the front desk. Maybe they'll do something, maybe they won't.

We got up about 10, showered and packed up. I gave her something over 800 pesos to help with rent. Then it was time to find coffee. She took me to a little joint called D'Volada on 7th and Ninos Heroes. Pretty decent coffee and latte and the prices are right. After I began to feel human, we wandered to a little local cafe, whose name escapes me. I think it was between 5th and 6th on Mutualismo, maybe? I'll find it and post it. Nice little place full of local families having Sunday breakfast. Cool pix of old Tijuana adorn the walls. The Jack in the Box place mats were a nice touch! Anyway, the food is very reasonably priced and very tasty. Chilaquiles were good, pancakes excellent.

After filling up we went to Tienente Guerrero park, just down the street, and listened to some disabled youg girl in a wheelchair belt out some really good Spanish love songs. It's nice little park to hang out and relax a bit, but time was short and I needed to catch a train.

I got her number, I made my goodbyes and snagged a Libre. Traffic to the border was bad, the line stretchd clear to Ensenada and it all conspired to make me late. I just missed the trolley and had to wait for another. I was watching the clock like a hawk, cursing the delays caused by the track construction and worrying that AMTRAK would, for once, decide to leave SAN on time. At Plaza America I sprinted for the train. Luckily, boarding had been delayed a few minutes and they started boarding shortly after I ran up, puffing and panting. The trip home was uneventful, and no pedestrians were killed this time.

So, in summary, this wasn't an earth shattering TR. I didn't try to set a record for how many girls I could fuck in a day, I didn't get rip-roaring drunk. I didn't even eat at a fancy restaurant. But it was still very interesting, and a unique experience. I still maintain that Tijuana is a very interesting place. If you have a bit of an adventurous attidude, don't mind going with the flow and can be a bit patient, some interesting experiences can be had outside of the zona norte.

[TomJackin]

She told me 7, I promised to return and headed off to the zona.Great report. And Bravo Zulu on keeping your promise! A very rare quality of most mongers.

[GolfSexRroll]

Well it is back to normal (actually slow) Sunday, a lot of my regular chicas have gone or going on Christmas vacation. A few will be around for the holidays though. I set up an TLN with my "novia" SG for New Year's Eve. She normally does not work at night, but I said I would pay for the babysitter. Mas sucky / fucky, dinner and scope the clubs out. I know at least this year I will get a Midnight kiss! Does anyone know of a good restaurant? She likes seafood and we will probably go around 8 pm. Will I have a problem getting a table (not knowing the reservation custom in Tijuana). If any? HK was pretty slow, Elana blond from Caracas V. Jumped on me and the usual mucho besos (man that chica can kiss!) Slow drinking Ficha 20 min. Until she found out I was not going arriba with her, one gulp and she was gone! She is going home tomorrow for who knows how long- but she is fun.

Border crossing at 8:30= one hour. One thing the HK van ride to la linea the traffic was crazy. The driver asked if it was OK to drop me off at the river bridge and I said no problem. I am not worried about safety, just careful, but there were NO lights on that bridge and I moved REAL FAST!

Has anyone seen the new cute CBP girl? 20ish REAL pretty (hate those bulky vests). Happy Mongering Hollidays!

[Guitarrefreak]

When I was on my way back yesterday around 7pm, the line stretched back to the bend, then came out back again to the vicinity of the border where the taxis use to drop off late at night, and then back towards the the overpass, it would have easily being a 2 hour wait in the freezing cold.

Good thing I got my sentri!


Well it is back tonormal (actually slow) Sunday, a lot of my regular chicas have gone or going on Christmas vacation. A few will be around for the holidays though. I set up an TLN with my "novia" SG for New Year's Eve. She normally does not work at night, but I said I would pay for the babysitter. Mas sucky / fucky, dinner and scope the clubs out. I know at least this year I will get a Midnight kiss! Does anyone know of a good restaurant? She likes seafood and we will probably go around 8 pm. Will I have a problem getting a table (not knowing the reservation custom in Tijuana). If any? HK was pretty slow, Elana blond from Caracas V. Jumped on me and the usual mucho besos (man that chica can kiss!) Slow drinking Ficha 20 min. Until she found out I was not going arriba with her, one gulp and she was gone! She is going home tomorrow for who knows how long- but she is fun.

Border crossing at 8:30= one hour. One thing the HK van ride to la linea the traffic was crazy. The driver asked if it was OK to drop me off at the river bridge and I said no problem. I am not worried about safety, just careful, but there were NO lights on that bridge and I moved REAL FAST!

Has anyone seen the new cute CBP girl? 20ish REAL pretty (hate those bulky vests). Happy Mongering Hollidays!

[Ezinho]

If somebody comes up with a better idea than the trunk of a car for USA side storage, I'd like to know about it. I'm in a situation where I need almost daily access to a computer that cannot leave the USA. So, I rent a car, park it, lock the computer in the trunk, and make almost daily return trips to the USA to do the things I need to do. Other than using the car as a lock box, it is a total waste of money. Car rental, taxes, plus parking cost me about $70 / day.This is a question that gets asked a lot on non-monger travel boards. I think because of 9/11, there is no luggage storage available at SAN, but there used to be long ago. You might want to check out the Amtrak station in downtown San Diego, they may have a baggage storage facility there. It's on Kettner Blvd. If I'm not mistaken.

I'm sure some hotels downtown offer baggage storage services, but I have know idea which ones. You might want to call and ask around.

It's probably not going to be cheap, but then again, nothing much in San Diego is.

The prices for the private dances were $20 for 4 minutes, $40 for 6 minutes and $60 for 8 minutes. I bought the 8 minutes with this hottie. When I asked her about sex, she said it was her time of the month, but that other girls were available. I only wanted her, so I declined to pursue anyone else. My question, does Amnesia have a hotel area where the strippers can take their clients for sex like Adelitas and Hong Kong?
Sixty dollars for an 8 minute dance? Huh?

With the Zona so close by, how do places like this even stay in business?

[Jim0129]

This is a question that gets asked a lot on non-monger travel boards. I think because of 9/11, there is no luggage storage available at SAN, but there used to be long ago. You might want to check out the Amtrak station in downtown San Diego, they may have a baggage storage facility there. It's on Kettner Blvd. If I'm not mistaken.

I'm sure some hotels downtown offer baggage storage services, but I have know idea which ones. You might want to call and ask around.

It's probably not going to be cheap, but then again, nothing much in San Diego is.

Sixty dollars for an 8 minute dance? Huh?

With the Zona so close by, how do places like this even stay in business?They stay in business by guys like these! In my opinion Amnesia its a tourist trap, extremely expensive even under US standards, they don't have a hotel so if you are able to get some you have to do it in the club and it's usually a very rushed session and very expensive, I haven't been there in years.

[Jim0129]

Well it is back to normal (actually slow) Sunday, a lot of my regular chicas have gone or going on Christmas vacation. A few will be around for the holidays though. I set up an TLN with my "novia" SG for New Year's Eve. She normally does not work at night, but I said I would pay for the babysitter. Mas sucky / fucky, dinner and scope the clubs out. I know at least this year I will get a Midnight kiss! Does anyone know of a good restaurant? She likes seafood and we will probably go around 8 pm. Will I have a problem getting a table (not knowing the reservation custom in Tijuana). If any? HK was pretty slow, Elana blond from Caracas V. Jumped on me and the usual mucho besos (man that chica can kiss!) Slow drinking Ficha 20 min. Until she found out I was not going arriba with her, one gulp and she was gone! She is going home tomorrow for who knows how long- but she is fun.

Border crossing at 8:30= one hour. One thing the HK van ride to la linea the traffic was crazy. The driver asked if it was OK to drop me off at the river bridge and I said no problem. I am not worried about safety, just careful, but there were NO lights on that bridge and I moved REAL FAST!

Has anyone seen the new cute CBP girl? 20ish REAL pretty (hate those bulky vests). Happy Mongering Hollidays!I'm a local and I can tell you this, good restaurants are full during the Christmas season with all the company Christmas parties, you better make a reservation, ask your girl where she wants to go and set it up for you.

[OCMyke]

I wasn't able to get down to Tijuana this weekend for my 1st visit. Significant other canceled her plans and stayed home. I'm thinking about heading down for a few hours this week during the day. I need to be on the road, heading back home no later than 2-3 PM though. Does anyone know about how long it takes on average to get back into the country through the pedestrian gate during the day? I'm thinking either Wednesday or Thursday.

[RimmDigger]

Well it is back to normal (actually slow) Sunday, a lot of my regular chicas have gone or going on Christmas vacation. A few will be around for the holidays though. I set up an TLN with my "novia" SG for New Year's Eve. She normally does not work at night, but I said I would pay for the babysitter. Mas sucky / fucky, dinner and scope the clubs out. I know at least this year I will get a Midnight kiss! Does anyone know of a good restaurant? She likes seafood and we will probably go around 8 pm. Will I have a problem getting a table (not knowing the reservation custom in Tijuana). If any? HK was pretty slow, Elana blond from Caracas V. Jumped on me and the usual mucho besos (man that chica can kiss!) Slow drinking Ficha 20 min. Until she found out I was not going arriba with her, one gulp and she was gone! She is going home tomorrow for who knows how long- but she is fun.

Border crossing at 8:30= one hour. One thing the HK van ride to la linea the traffic was crazy. The driver asked if it was OK to drop me off at the river bridge and I said no problem. I am not worried about safety, just careful, but there were NO lights on that bridge and I moved REAL FAST!

Has anyone seen the new cute CBP girl? 20ish REAL pretty (hate those bulky vests). Happy Mongering Hollidays!You need to make your reservation ASAP. Otherwise it will be impossible!

I would recommend you to check Villa Marina. They have nice sea food there.

w w w Villamarinarestaurante com

I have been there, it is on Zona Rio. It's a very good one in my opinion.

Good luck!

[PimpinIt]

Last night, I went to Amnesia for the first time. I heard they had the best venue for the Pacquiao / Marquez fight. While there, I saw a hot stripper and approached her for sex. I saw her disappearing a few times during the night to a back area that looked like it could be a hotel area where girls take guys. Turns out it was just a VIP area for lapdances. It consisted of several booths closed off with a curtain. The prices for the private dances were $20 for 4 minutes, $40 for 6 minutes and $60 for 8 minutes. I bought the 8 minutes with this hottie. When I asked her about sex, she said it was her time of the month, but that other girls were available. I only wanted her, so I declined to pursue anyone else. My question, does Amnesia have a hotel area where the strippers can take their clients for sex like Adelitas and Hong Kong?U paid $60 for eight mins with that girl? That's like three street girls or at least one adelitas girl.

I've heard tere are rooms in the club, not the lapdance booths, where you can bang them for $150 / half hour.

Never done myself.

[QuackUp]

My new favorite seafood restaurant is Cebicheria Erizo. Here is my review of the restaurant and if you decide to go, it would be better to make reservations.

Cebicheria Erizo (seafood ). Near the Grand hotel. Their food blew me away. It was that good. If you don't like seafood, do not come here. I don't think they have any meat dishes here. We started off with complementary soup. Then we ordered a couple of cerviches. First up Verde Camaron. Shrimp in green sauce. Excellent. Then came the Tiradito de callo which had I believe scallops and mangos. Turned out to be a fantastic combo. This dish is spicy but oh so good. Next, we had the Toritos. I didn't know what it was but when it arrived, it looked like mini chile rellenos. Basically that's what it was but instead of cheese, inside was shrimp, crab and some kind of white sauce. I could have had a dozen of them. If you do order these, the pepper is pretty spicy. I had to stop halfway just to let my mouth cool down. By now we were just about full but the main dish still to come.

The main dish was a grilled fish medium size. It came on one big dish which included salad, rice, guacamole and some other vegetables. It was cut in half but with all the 1st courses. We only ate one half the fish and the fish was excellent. We were so stuffed we didn't order dessert. Almost forgot, before the main course we had ordered the chorizo de abulon sopes. Abalone sopes. They ran out of sopes so the waiter asked if we wanted it in a taco instead. Sure why not? It was good but it was my least favorite dish of the night. Maybe if it was on a sope it would have tasted better but who knows. Service excellent.

Cost for us $68. 00usd for the two of us.

Address : Av Sonora no. 3808. 11.

I was actually going post some of the restaurants I have visited recently with my new atf but not sure if there is any interest in it.

Hope this helps, Q

[Guitarrefreak]

The VIP room is not the most convenient place to bang your hottie, it has some lounge chairs in there and you can see the dance floor outside through the glass, good thing they can't see you.

What I recommend to get your hottie is, buy her a few drinks to test and see if she is interested in you (ie, no pounding the drink) , maybe buy a dance from her once in a while (but please, no 60 for 8) , and if you sense that she has some interest in you, ask her to spend the night with you, and you can probably get away with paying 100 for a much better quality time.

Of course, in the end, you end up paying out more money, but if you are interested in building something with her (to be broken later, note the cynicism) , this is a way to go

One has to pay 150 for roughly 1 hr in the VIP room. 50 of that goes to the house.

Most important question is: did you enjoy that 8 mins while it lasted?


Last night, I went to Amnesia for the first time. I heard they had the best venue for the Pacquiao / Marquez fight. While there, I saw a hot stripper and approached her for sex. I saw her disappearing a few times during the night to a back area that looked like it could be a hotel area where girls take guys. Turns out it was just a VIP area for lapdances. It consisted of several booths closed off with a curtain. The prices for the private dances were $20 for 4 minutes, $40 for 6 minutes and $60 for 8 minutes. I bought the 8 minutes with this hottie. When I asked her about sex, she said it was her time of the month, but that other girls were available. I only wanted her, so I declined to pursue anyone else. My question, does Amnesia have a hotel area where the strippers can take their clients for sex like Adelitas and Hong Kong?

[Guitarrefreak]

I would say to you 'relax bro, you've already got a big dick'.

Don't bother with people who ain't worth your time.


Hey, my fellow mongers, I want to share my feeling right now. I won't get to "Mushy or Personal"but I'll try to be as truthful and forth coming as humanly possible. When we report our particular trips " good or bad " " highlights, lowlights or No lights at " All"I for one try to be as honest and truthful as possible. I am HONESTLY, aggravated as HELL" I had a particular "monger" flatout call me a "LIAR" to my face, well rather over a Pm. He tried to call me a LIAR, over being with a certain puta", I am a GROWN man, and if you call me a LIAR to my face, and not have anything but a putas word, hopefully, if you are near me, You have your DENTAL plan paid up"My hurt feelings manifested itself in ANGER". Once I proved myself in telling theTRUTH" This particular "Monger" said "sorry"I gladly " Forgive but. I will never Forget". How fucking dare you accuse me of lying"

I would like you guys to chime in, and give me your advice "What would you do If a monger called you a LIAR! Like I said I forgive, but WILL NEVER FORGET. PEACE!

[RimmDigger]

I would say to you 'relax bro, you've already got a big dick'.Hahaha this made me laugh out loud!

[Phordphan]

If somebody comes up with a better idea than the trunk of a car for USA side storage, I'd like to know about it. I'm in a situation where I need almost daily access to a computer that cannot leave the USA. So, I rent a car, park it, lock the computer in the trunk, and make almost daily return trips to the USA to do the things I need to do. Other than using the car as a lock box, it is a total waste of money. Car rental, taxes, plus parking cost me about $70 / day.Storage is one thing. Easily accessible storage is quite another.

If it needs to be near the border, then a locked car or hotel room are your only near-border alternatives.

The AMTRAK station in San Diego has baggage storage. Don't know how much, or whether it's available if you don't have a ticket. But it's also a 45 minute trolley ride from the border.

[HorseTrader]

Storage is one thing. Easily accessible storage is quite another.

If it needs to be near the border, then a locked car or hotel room are your only near-border alternatives.

The AMTRAK station in San Diego has baggage storage. Don't know how much, or whether it's available if you don't have a ticket. But it's also a 45 minute trolley ride from the border.Yes, the laptop storage location has to be very near the border. I don't want to take the trolly up to San Diego and then come back to San Ysidro. I only need to access that computer for about 15 to 60 minutes each time I need it.

All the comments regarding US side stoarge for my laptop seem to be pointing in one direction: I'll just keep using the freaking $70 / day car. I don't feel confident leaving my laptop in a cheap US hotel, simply because the cleaning staff has access to the room. I won't stay in a total dive hotel, so the hotel provides no other value than storage. At least I can use the car to get to and from the airport.

Regarding San Ysidro hotels, I have found the Quality Inn to be completely acceptable. But it costs almost the same as Ticuan and the Ticuan is much better.

[BayBoy]

I wasn't able to get down to Tijuana this weekend for my 1st visit. Significant other canceled her plans and stayed home. I'm thinking about heading down for a few hours this week during the day. I need to be on the road, heading back home no later than 2-3 PM though. Does anyone know about how long it takes on average to get back into the country through the pedestrian gate during the day? I'm thinking either Wednesday or Thursday.1 to 2+ hours getting through the pedestrian gate during the day.

[Guitarrefreak]

That is a good estimation, you don't want your heart pounding while you wait in line trying to get home, not for the faint of heart, and you will be tempted to take one of those vans that promise to get you through much quicker because they use the sentri lane (you pay $5) , but it is no guarantee.


1 to 2+ hours getting through the pedestrian gate during the day.

[OCMyke]

1 to 2+ hours getting through the pedestrian gate during the day.Thanks! Got to start working out my schedule. 1.5 hour drive to the border. 3-4 hours of play time. 1-2 hours to get back across the border. 1.5 hour drive home.

[AmanteDeLatina]

Check out this site I found for a storage facility in San Ysidro. These start at only $12 per month.

https://www.lockaway-storage.com/self-storage/san-ysidro-ca-82190


Yes, the laptop storage location has to be very near the border. I don't want to take the trolly up to San Diego and then come back to San Ysidro. I only need to access that computer for about 15 to 60 minutes each time I need it.

All the comments regarding US side stoarge for my laptop seem to be pointing in one direction: I'll just keep using the freaking $70 / day car. I don't feel confident leaving my laptop in a cheap US hotel, simply because the cleaning staff has access to the room. I won't stay in a total dive hotel, so the hotel provides no other value than storage. At least I can use the car to get to and from the airport.

Regarding San Ysidro hotels, I have found the Quality Inn to be completely acceptable. But it costs almost the same as Ticuan and the Ticuan is much better.

[Keg]

My new favorite seafood restaurant is Cebicheria Erizo. Here is my review of the restaurant and if you decide to go, it would be better to make reservations. Q

Cool review of the seafood restaurant Quackup, had me salivating. I enjoy the well prepared seafood as much as I enjoy carne. I appreciate the tip about the place, it's always nice to extend the Tijuana experience out side of the zona bars.

Cheers,

Keg

[DeepMmpactt]

I would say to you 'relax bro, you've already got a big dick'.

Don't bother with people who ain't worth your time.Funny as HELL. This has got to be the greatest advice I have ever received Guitarrefreak. LMAO. But, I don't know nothing about having a BIG DICK. I paid these chicas to avoid my black ass. But thanks my brother for the great advice. It was music to my ears. Hahaha!

[Baxter Slade]

Just wondering were any of you the older tall guy with the tiny little blonde, who rode up with us in the elevator at the Ticuan last night at around 11 pm I have a question or 2, or a review would be nice.

[Guitarrefreak]

I saw a tiny little blonde last night at ticuan too, but alone later, a little petite, no heavy makeup, probably B breast, but big round eyes, not sure if we saw the same.


Just wondering were any of you the older tall guy with the tiny little blonde, who rode up with us in the elevator at the Ticuan last night at around 11 pm I have a question or 2, or a review would be nice.

[FlapJacK]

I saw a tiny little blonde last night at ticuan too, but alone later, a little petite, no heavy makeup, probably B breast, but big round eyes, not sure if we saw the same.She might be from one of the escort services.

Is this her? http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/Michel.html

[Efjayel]

Hey guys I have a question.

I hate going through that horrid line to get back into the US at San Ysidro border, always waiting over 2 hours or more. I've always seen the SENTRI line but never really payed attention to it. This time I am curious about it. I've read up / researched that it's basically a fast pass lane for people returning to USA. But most I've read about it is that it's for people returning in cars. And in a few posts I've read that it's also for people walking in as well but there is never enough detail about how people walking in get through the line. So l'm wondering how exactly this SENTRI things works. Do you just cut ahead of everybody in line before the turn stiles? Isn't that frowned on? Is there a special entrance for SENTRI card holders?

The only other walking entry point I've seen is next to the turnstile but it clearly says I-94 permits only or something to that nature. Do the SENTRI card holders walk through there too? Or was I right the first time in thinking that it's only for people driving through the border?

I'm kind of thinking that for people walking through the border, they still have to wait in the +2hr long line but once they get into the border building, they get the privilege to use the SENTRI line which would only cut them a few minutes off their wait. But if this is the case then SENTRI pass for walkers would be pointless.

Anyone with info, would greatly be appreciated.

[TomJackin]

I'm kind of thinking that for people walking through the border, they still have to wait in the +2hr long line but once they get into the border building, they get the privilege to use the SENTRI line which would only cut them a few minutes off their wait. But if this is the case then SENTRI pass for walkers would be pointless.I never drive across. I have the Sentri and never wait in line at the border. There is a separate line for Sentri card holders. Even on the busy weekends, I wait 10 minutes tops!

[Efjayel]

I never drive across. I have the Sentri and never wait in line at the border. There is a separate line for Sentri card holders. Even on the busy weekends, I wait 10 minutes tops!Okay, can you explain 'in detail' how you use your SENTRI card? From the point you walk towards the border, getting through the line and all the way to when you get to the SENTRI line checkout? Paths, entrances, anyone you have to show the pass to, etc.

Also, how long did the application process take and what kind of questions did the interviewer ask you? Plus any and all prices for applying.

Please kthx

[TomJackin]

Okay, can you explain 'in detail' how you use your SENTRI card? From the point you walk towards the border, getting through the line and all the way to when you get to the SENTRI line checkout? Paths, entrances, anyone you have to show the pass to, etc.

Also, how long did the application process take and what kind of questions did the interviewer ask you? Plus any and all prices for applying.

Please kthxThere is a separate line for Sentri holders. You just walk past the line and if there is an agent at the turnstile, simply display your Sentri card and he waves you through. The Sentri line is on the left and never has more than 3-4 Sentri card holders at any point.

The process is not that difficult. They take your photo and fingerprints and ask you a few questions. Such as,"Why do you travel to Mexico?" and "What business do you have in Mexico?" It is a great deal as far as I'm concerned. Once you are approved for the Sentri, you are also approved for the Global Entry program. I get through LAX and Miami within 15 minutes, tops!

[Efjayel]

Thanks! You gave me the info I was looking for!

So what should I say is my "business" in mexico? Obviously I don't want to tell them its to get laid.

I'm originally from Mexico so I was thinking I could tell them its to visit family, but then what would I do if they ask me where they live? I don't have any immediate family in Tijuana, they are all farther south.

So how long did the application process take?

[Phordphan]

Okay, can you explain 'in detail' how you use your SENTRI card? From the point you walk towards the border, getting through the line and all the way to when you get to the SENTRI line checkout? Paths, entrances, anyone you have to show the pass to, etc.

Also, how long did the application process take and what kind of questions did the interviewer ask you? Plus any and all prices for applying.

Please kthxGo to: http://www.cbp.gov/xp/cgov/travel/trusted_traveler/sentri/sentri.xml For all the details.

You fill out an application on-line and send them money. It's about $125 and is good for several years. When I applied for GOES it didn't include SENTRI, but now it does. They WILL do a fairly extensive background check. You WILL be required to provide proof of income and / or a job. After approval you MUST go for an in-person interview, which is held near the border in San Ysidro. After passing the interview, you may receive a SENTRI sticker on your car if you wish. They inspect your car for hidden compartments, etc, then put a sticker onto your windshield. ALL parties in a car using the SENTRI lane MUST have a SENTRI card. You will receive your SENTRI card a few weeks after your interview, not on the day you pass the interview. They will ask you to make an appointment for an interview, but you will still sit on your ass for a long time waiting.

To use your card when walking across, just walk to the head of the line. Go through the door to the right of the turnstile, showing the man at the gate your card. The SENTRI lane is the leftmost lane. Walk to the end. Sometimes there will be some bus passengers, too, but the guards are supposed to take SENTRI holders first. Most of the time they do.

Crossing now takes approximately 10 minutes, from taxi drop-off allllllll the way back at the end of the bend in the road through the guard's desk.

[Phordphan]

Thanks! You gave me the info I was looking for!

So what should I say is my "business" in mexico? Obviously I don't want to tell them its to get laid.

I'm originally from Mexico so I was thinking I could tell them its to visit family, but then what would I do if they ask me where they live? I don't have any immediate family in Tijuana, they are all farther south.

So how long did the application process take?Tell them you visit friends, and you're sick of waiting in their stupid-ass lines. That's what I told them.

The whole process takes a couple of months, IIRC

[Efjayel]

Thanks fjord, You gave me the EXACT info I needed!

Even though tomjerk. Err, I mean tomjackin (j / k) was helpful, he was still pretty vague in his descriptions, almost as if he was trying to avoid certain questions.

All right, I will apply for a SENTRI card. I should be okay in the background check as I just recently had one for LAX travel and customs. That background check also took about a month but my record was so clean that they didn't even bother with an interview and just gave me my pass.

Hopefully it's the same for this one.

[Guitarrefreak]

Does anyone know where the heck to get the tourist card (FMM, forma migratoria multiple) now that they changed the entrance into mexico?

[TomJackin]

Even though tomjerk. Err, I mean tomjackin (j / k) was helpful, he was still pretty vague in his descriptions, almost as if he was trying to avoid certain questions.Thank you for the NO Thank You!

Why would I avoid questions about a silly Sentri card? And if I wanted to avoid your questions, why would I take the time to try to answer your questions?

A little research on your part would save you from asking lazy ass questions. Don't expect any more help from tomjerk!

[Efjayel]

Thank you for the NO Thank You!

Why would I avoid questions about a silly Sentri card? And if I wanted to avoid your questions, why would I take the time to try to answer your questions?

A little research on your part would save you from asking lazy ass questions. Don't expect any more help from tomjerk!The jerk part was a joke, which is why I added the j / k. And the avoiding questions wasn't meant as an insult, I just prefer to get all my questions answered and not only one or two here and there. But whatever. Anyways, thanks for little parts that you did help on.

[John Magellan]

FYI,

You DO NOT NEED a tourist card for Tijuana, don't waste your time and money. I have lived in Mexico for 6 years and only once was asked for my documents when you pass through the immigration checkpoint driving into Baja California Sur. All of Baja California is Zona Fronterea and no docs needed for trips under 72 hours. Not once have I ever been asked for any documentation and Tijuana or any of the cities here in the north. A cop has no business asking for any VISA stuff, only the immigration officers have jurisdiction Re VISAs. I do have an FM3 for a resident VISA but keep it in my house, cops never ask for VISA docs if they did tell them you just arrived a few hours ago.

Sentri wait for new applications is now 3 months plus, just had to apply for a new one for a vehicle and went to the office in Otay to check on my online pending review status (in the past you could do walk in for vehicles). Girl at front desk told me I had to wait and processing was taking 3 months. I asked to speak with a supervisor, supervisor was a nice guy and he explained to me that it was BS not being able to take walk in vehicle applications for current Sentri Pass holders anymore but the orders came from Washington D. C. Any type of application now has to be done online, gets processed (whenever they get around to it) and they update your status in your online account to allow you to now make an appointment for your interview or vehicle inspection. I probed for how I could get this done faster (other offices, come back and ask everyday) but he said nothing can jump you ahead. He did give me a complaint form and then explained and implored me to please write my Senator and Congressman to tell them how understaffed they are and what a joke the wait time has become.

[Efjayel]

Damn, if I only knew. I already did my online SENTRI application but didn't add a vehicle for SENTRI pass. Thought I'd simply do it later. Now I regret it.

Not that I ever drive into Tijuana or plan to for any reason, but you never know.

On a side note, I tried paying the application fee with my credit card but it kept denying it for some reason. Had to pay with my bank account instead. I just wonder if that credit card problem will come back to bite me in the ass. That application was very thorough about not messing with anything. It took me like 4 hours filling it out! Let's hope it goes through.

[Guitarrefreak]

Got my answer in another thread from artisstyp so thanks there buddy.

Reason I am asking is because I am venturing down south, wayyy south.


FYI,

You DO NOT NEED a tourist card for Tijuana, don't waste your time and money. I have lived in Mexico for 6 years and only once was asked for my documents when you pass through the immigration checkpoint driving into Baja California Sur. All of Baja California is Zona Fronterea and no docs needed for trips under 72 hours. Not once have I ever been asked for any documentation and Tijuana or any of the cities here in the north. A cop has no business asking for any VISA stuff, only the immigration officers have jurisdiction Re VISAs. I do have an FM3 for a resident VISA but keep it in my house, cops never ask for VISA docs if they did tell them you just arrived a few hours ago.

Sentri wait for new applications is now 3 months plus, just had to apply for a new one for a vehicle and went to the office in Otay to check on my online pending review status (in the past you could do walk in for vehicles). Girl at front desk told me I had to wait and processing was taking 3 months. I asked to speak with a supervisor, supervisor was a nice guy and he explained to me that it was BS not being able to take walk in vehicle applications for current Sentri Pass holders anymore but the orders came from Washington D. C. Any type of application now has to be done online, gets processed (whenever they get around to it) and they update your status in your online account to allow you to now make an appointment for your interview or vehicle inspection. I probed for how I could get this done faster (other offices, come back and ask everyday) but he said nothing can jump you ahead. He did give me a complaint form and then explained and implored me to please write my Senator and Congressman to tell them how understaffed they are and what a joke the wait time has become.

[RimmDigger]

Got my answer in another thread from artisstyp so thanks there buddy.

Reason I am asking is because I am venturing down south, wayyy south.How far going south?

[Guitarrefreak]

Roadtrip, all the way down to cabo.


How far going south?

[John Magellan]

Damn, if I only knew. I already did my online SENTRI application but didn't add a vehicle for SENTRI pass. Thought I'd simply do it later. Now I regret it.If you have not already had your first interview log back into your GOES account and ad the application for the vehicle / conveyance now. Print out the receipt and application and bring all the docs with you for your SENTRI appointment, they might let you do your vehicle at the same time.

[Granjefe]

Roadtrip, all the way down to cabo.Just have your passport readily available throughout Baja for Military check points. With that you should have no problems. As mentioned in earlier tread the police have no fucking business asking your immigration status.

[TomJackin]

While hanging in HK hanging with a new sweetie, wasn't long before Chris Long and ConeZone (CZ) came alongside and were sharing their war stories of their time spent in the Zona. Always fun to hear what else is going on. This hot fucking blonde came by to see CZ and he turned her away. I said,"What in the fuck did you do that for? Don't you remember why we are in these booths dammit?" He made a complete recovery and grabbed her and brought her back; thank the father of Jesus! She played well for the camera. Meanwhile Chris was out and about checking out the price scheme. One chica told him 100 bucks for 20 minutes; WTF?

I was hungry after a session with my new sweetie, so we all headed to Nikki's for drinks and chow. I like the place, it is a nice place to regroup your thoughts before heading back into the jungle to hunt for prey. There were a few girls in the bar, but I just had a session so I was up for talking only at this point. Although, I did buy a couple of drinks; I think.

We Lost CZ because of a clothing malfunction, but Chris and I headed to CC because I was looking for a couple of girls in particular, who weren't there. But I really believe that CC is slowly stepping up their game. The place had a good amount of women, and customers alike. I was on my way from CC with Chris and we were headed to NY, but in front of Monitos I got derailed by Lily. She offered me the world for 20 bucks, and considering the world will end on the 21st, I wanted to take advantage of this blue light special! So off we went into the 5 star hotel like a newlywed couple! Love her hair!

Afterwards I'm crossing the road and got attacked from the rear, it was Chunky, one of my favorite street walkers. She poured on the story,"I need to be fucked, I need money, I need you baby!" Shall we have an,"Oh why the fuck not?" moment. So be it, I hung and played with her for about an hour; we never keep track of time.

Afterwards, I either walked or stumbled into LC and there was CZ with the girl that he was raising holy hell about earlier. It was like as Chris was on cue, he walked minutes afterwards. We could see that CZ would be getting married soon, so we left and headed to NY. NY was somewhat crowded as well. There were more than a few hotties sitting at the bar; but to our horror, they were only ficha girls and would not go to a hotel. One of the hotties was painting nails and I wanted to be part of the club, so she did my left hand and both feet; why in the hell did that happen, I blame Chris for not intervening and stopping the silliness! It took me almost a fucking hour to get that Polish off!

Time to go home, but wait, let's prolong this debauchery evening! Apparently, three women and painted nails are not enough, so let's visit the old flame at Malquerida. At one a. M, the place was packed and as soon as I walked in, my girl attacked me from the east. Scored a table and enjoyed the late evening. The band was better this week. Chris made a new friend, who I thought was hot, but I think that he was worn out. At one point, my girl saw that my nails were bright red on my left hand, she grabbed my hand and yelled,"What is wrong with you?" I gave this question much thought before I said,"I really don't know."

I will seek therapy in Thailand.

[Guitarrefreak]

Awesome post buddy, miss hanging out with you.

When are you heading to Thailand this time?

I am making a detour to vietnam in jan.


While hanging in HK hanging with a new sweetie, wasn't long before Chris Long and ConeZone (CZ) came alongside and were sharing their war stories of their time spent in the Zona. Always fun to hear what else is going on. This hot fucking blonde came by to see CZ and he turned her away. I said,"What in the fuck did you do that for? Don't you remember why we are in these booths dammit?" He made a complete recovery and grabbed her and brought her back; thank the father of Jesus! She played well for the camera. Meanwhile Chris was out and about checking out the price scheme. One chica told him 100 bucks for 20 minutes; WTF?

I was hungry after a session with my new sweetie, so we all headed to Nikki's for drinks and chow. I like the place, it is a nice place to regroup your thoughts before heading back into the jungle to hunt for prey. There were a few girls in the bar, but I just had a session so I was up for talking only at this point. Although, I did buy a couple of drinks; I think.

We Lost CZ because of a clothing malfunction, but Chris and I headed to CC because I was looking for a couple of girls in particular, who weren't there. But I really believe that CC is slowly stepping up their game. The place had a good amount of women, and customers alike. I was on my way from CC with Chris and we were headed to NY, but in front of Monitos I got derailed by Lily. She offered me the world for 20 bucks, and considering the world will end on the 21st, I wanted to take advantage of this blue light special! So off we went into the 5 star hotel like a newlywed couple! Love her hair!

Afterwards I'm crossing the road and got attacked from the rear, it was Chunky, one of my favorite street walkers. She poured on the story,"I need to be fucked, I need money, I need you baby!" Shall we have an,"Oh why the fuck not?" moment. So be it, I hung and played with her for about an hour; we never keep track of time.

Afterwards, I either walked or stumbled into LC and there was CZ with the girl that he was raising holy hell about earlier. It was like as Chris was on cue, he walked minutes afterwards. We could see that CZ would be getting married soon, so we left and headed to NY. NY was somewhat crowded as well. There were more than a few hotties sitting at the bar; but to our horror, they were only ficha girls and would not go to a hotel. One of the hotties was painting nails and I wanted to be part of the club, so she did my left hand and both feet; why in the hell did that happen, I blame Chris for not intervening and stopping the silliness! It took me almost a fucking hour to get that Polish off!

Time to go home, but wait, let's prolong this debauchery evening! Apparently, three women and painted nails are not enough, so let's visit the old flame at Malquerida. At one a. M, the place was packed and as soon as I walked in, my girl attacked me from the east. Scored a table and enjoyed the late evening. The band was better this week. Chris made a new friend, who I thought was hot, but I think that he was worn out. At one point, my girl saw that my nails were bright red on my left hand, she grabbed my hand and yelled,"What is wrong with you?" I gave this question much thought before I said,"I really don't know."

I will seek therapy in Thailand.

[TomJackin]

When are you heading to Thailand this time?Off to seek counseling in LOS tomorrow.

Good luck on your road trip!

[RimmDigger]

Roadtrip, all the way down to cabo.Oh, I see. I was thinking that you were planning on a further south trip! (Cabo is still kind of north.) I was thinking you were going to Guadalajara, Oaxaca, Cancun, Morelia, Queretaro, Mexico City, something like that. Hahah (I am from that area.)

[Guitarrefreak]

Relativity my friend.

I may be going to guadalajara in feb though, looking forward to it.


Oh, I see. I was thinking that you were planning on a further south trip! (Cabo is still kind of north.) I was thinking you were going to Guadalajara, Oaxaca, Cancun, Morelia, Queretaro, Mexico City, something like that. Hahah (I am from that area.)

[Keg]

Anyone want to meet up for a beer Sunday evening?

Had a fun time here last night and decided to stick around for Sunday. Hit me up if you want to meet for a be.

Cheers,

Keg

[Granjefe]

While hanging in HK hanging with a new sweetie, wasn't long before Chris Long and ConeZone (CZ) came alongside and were sharing their war stories of their time spent in the Zona. Always fun to hear what else is going on. This hot fucking blonde came by to see CZ and he turned her away. I said,"What in the fuck did you do that for? Don't you remember why we are in these booths dammit?" He made a complete recovery and grabbed her and brought her back; thank the father of Jesus! She played well for the camera. Meanwhile Chris was out and about checking out the price scheme. One chica told him 100 bucks for 20 minutes; WTF?

I was hungry after a session with my new sweetie, so we all headed to Nikki's for drinks and chow. I like the place, it is a nice place to regroup your thoughts before heading back into the jungle to hunt for prey. There were a few girls in the bar, but I just had a session so I was up for talking only at this point. Although, I did buy a couple of drinks; I think.

We Lost CZ because of a clothing malfunction, but Chris and I headed to CC because I was looking for a couple of girls in particular, who weren't there. But I really believe that CC is slowly stepping up their game. The place had a good amount of women, and customers alike. I was on my way from CC with Chris and we were headed to NY, but in front of Monitos I got derailed by Lily. She offered me the world for 20 bucks, and considering the world will end on the 21st, I wanted to take advantage of this blue light special! So off we went into the 5 star hotel like a newlywed couple! Love her hair!

Afterwards I'm crossing the road and got attacked from the rear, it was Chunky, one of my favorite street walkers. She poured on the story,"I need to be fucked, I need money, I need you baby!" Shall we have an,"Oh why the fuck not?" moment. So be it, I hung and played with her for about an hour; we never keep track of time.

Afterwards, I either walked or stumbled into LC and there was CZ with the girl that he was raising holy hell about earlier. It was like as Chris was on cue, he walked minutes afterwards. We could see that CZ would be getting married soon, so we left and headed to NY. NY was somewhat crowded as well. There were more than a few hotties sitting at the bar; but to our horror, they were only ficha girls and would not go to a hotel. One of the hotties was painting nails and I wanted to be part of the club, so she did my left hand and both feet; why in the hell did that happen, I blame Chris for not intervening and stopping the silliness! It took me almost a fucking hour to get that Polish off!

Time to go home, but wait, let's prolong this debauchery evening! Apparently, three women and painted nails are not enough, so let's visit the old flame at Malquerida. At one a. M, the place was packed and as soon as I walked in, my girl attacked me from the east. Scored a table and enjoyed the late evening. The band was better this week. Chris made a new friend, who I thought was hot, but I think that he was worn out. At one point, my girl saw that my nails were bright red on my left hand, she grabbed my hand and yelled,"What is wrong with you?" I gave this question much thought before I said,"I really don't know."

I will seek therapy in Thailand. Great report and GREAT fotos amigo! It's moments like this that make me proud to be a fellow MONGER!

[RimmDigger]

Relativity my friend.

I may be going to guadalajara in feb though, looking forward to it.Guadalajara has a stripclub called "candy's". If you go there. The quality and beauty of the girls will overwhelm you. It is more expensive than hk or ad.

[Nibu Raphael]

HI,

Just was at Razzas the other night down the street from Caliente Casino in La Mesa. Think it was like a wedsday or so was packed with girls. Even a stupid norteno band was playing. I got a phone number from one thick big busty girl Nayeli. I think they have deals on cubetas there You need to ask I am pretty sure you buy a bunch of beers with your friends its cheaper. The place is on the south end of the street by Oxxos.

Ok there is also from Tijuana centro a 24 hour colectivo then can take you to La Mesa 12 pesos all day and night no change in prices like how the colectivo from Tijuana to Rosarito changes from 18 to 30 after 11 not here.

Ok then next time I come here I will get info on how much the girls cost.

Late, Nibu.

[Smuler]

I will be lucky enough to be in the zona durings these afternoons.

I will be in Adelitas and Hong Kong during the afternoon.

I know it's not the ideal time of day, but PM me if you're around.

Someone to converse with is always welcome.

My prevoius experience is Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Montreal, the Fkk's of Germany.

A side question- I usually leave during the weekday around 5 PM to go back to the border, as I have other things to do in the San Diego area at night.

Would you say that getting to the border an hour earlier certainly affects the wait time on a Friday afternoon (December 28th)

I assume that a Saturday afternoon is not as affected as during the week?

Sorry for such a touristy question. But I do not have much time in California this trip

Feliz Navidad.

Stay Safe.

Best Regards.

Smuler

[Simonwagstaff]

Actually I have had some great times in the Zona in the afternoons. Sunday afternoon is my preferred time. Things are a little more relaxed and there are still plenty of choices, good ones I have found.

My little tip is that if you want to get a bottle of tequila likely the best place is the grocery store on the Avenue. Local prices. Not the greatest selection but still some good ones and I have found it to be much cheaper than the duty free store.

If you see Evelyn, say hello! She is quite fun.

Sorry I can't join you. Enjoy!


I will be lucky enough to be in the zona durings these afternoons.

I will be in Adelitas and Hong Kong during the afternoon.

I know it's not the ideal time of day, but PM me if you're around.

Someone to converse with is always welcome.

My prevoius experience is Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Montreal, the Fkk's of Germany.

A side question- I usually leave during the weekday around 5 PM to go back to the border, as I have other things to do in the San Diego area at night.

Would you say that getting to the border an hour earlier certainly affects the wait time on a Friday afternoon (December 28th)

I assume that a Saturday afternoon is not as affected as during the week?

Sorry for such a touristy question. But I do not have much time in California this trip

Feliz Navidad.

Stay Safe.

Best Regards.

Smuler

[Keg]

Just an FYI for those visiting Tijuana this week.

http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/32188/Tijuana-Christmas-shoppers-head-to-San-Diego/

I heard a few comments from taxi drivers this weekend that they thought the party crowds seemed to be very light because of the colder weather, but that doesn't necessarily translate to shorter lines during this shopping season.

Cheers,

Keg

[HectorSanchez]

I am ready for my second trip to Tijuana from dec 25 to dec 31. I know it will be slow but I might hit a jackpot too as there will be only few tourists.

Anybody in Tijuana during this time?

We wil have a great time.

PM me if anybody is down to meet.

Thanks

[Baxter Slade]

We wil have a great time.If you are guaranteeing a good time I will be sure to find you.

[RedRooster509]

Two Congressman are asking all American citizens to Boycott their travel to Mexico in response to the imprisonment of Veteran Marine Core Officer Jon Hammar.

[GolfSexRroll]

Two Congressman are asking all American citizens to Boycott their travel to Mexico in response to the imprisonment of Veteran Marine Core Officer Jon Hammar.No disrespect to those involved: but. NO FUCKING WAY.

[Baxter Slade]

Two Congressman are asking all American citizens to Boycott their travel to Mexico in response to the imprisonment of Veteran Marine Core Officer Jon Hammar.Jon Hammer was released today. I presume that means the boycott is over. LETS HIT IT.

[GolfSexRroll]

Jon Hammer was released today. I presume that means the boycott is over. LETS HIT IT.USA (us) & MEX (chicas) a great relationship! Can't keep us apart. If only the "fiscal cliff" were negotiated this easily. Just a little misunderstanding can't keep us away from this corner of PARADISE. This has been the BEST year of my life! Happy Holidays to all- And a Happy Mongering New Year too.

[HectorSanchez]

You know it.

Lets meet down there for a few days bro.

Anyone else interested to join from dec 25 to dec 31?


If you are guaranteeing a good time I will be sure to find you.

[GolfSexRroll]

Went for my usual frolick with"novia" SG. A few weeks ago she said she never had turkey. (sounds funny but my mexican friends say it is expensive) so I told her I would make her a Christmas dinner for her and a few of her paradita amigas. I am a chef in real life so no problema. Made turkey and all the fixings! Of course pay de manzana and pumpkin pie. Packed it in a cooler and gave it to her for Christmas eve.

She said she wanted Nike (expensive) pink sneekers= so I braved the outlet for almost as long (time) as it takes to cross the border! Speaking of border, there was NO line at 9pm Sunday. Walked right up to the CBP agent. What an ASSHOLE. Usually I just breeze by when they pull up my "history" when I give my passport. He asked what I did in Mex. I said the usual "visiting the clubs" Then he aked me which ones. Then he asked me how long I was in the clubs. Then he said I hope you don't get a std and do you Know how dangerous it is in those clubs and street girls? Now I'm pissed and told him (and I quote) None of your fuckin' business and save your preaching to someone who cares. He looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Said OK, Have a nice evening.

Well I gave my present to my girl and said what is my present. I said I want MAS tiempo (I'm in Cascada) and she said no problem, you tell me when your done! Well a few hours later= I said that was the best present EVER!

Merry Christmas to All and Happy New Year!

[PussyLover26]

Have any of you guys ever heard of a escort agency called http://www.geisha-latina.com/.

I seen them on a craigslist ad also has anyone ever used craigslist to find a escort in mexico.

[AmanteDeLatina]

I am starting to plan another trip to Tijuana. Besides doing our favorite hobby, I kind of wanted to explore the Playas De Tijuana area around the beach. I would like to spend a little bit of time there. Does anyone know of a fairly respectable and decent priced hotel in that area of Tijuana? I know that there is probably no mongering opportunities in that part of Tijuana but I kind of wanted to do some beach front exploring and of course while I am there catch a cab to go to the zona norte a couple of times. LOL

[Artisttyp]

I am starting to plan another trip to Tijuana. Besides doing our favorite hobby, I kind of wanted to explore the Playas De Tijuana area around the beach. I would like to spend a little bit of time there. Does anyone know of a fairly respectable and decent priced hotel in that area of Tijuana? I know that there is probably no mongering opportunities in that part of Tijuana but I kind of wanted to do some beach front exploring and of course while I am there catch a cab to go to the zona norte a couple of times. LOLLots of places available in the $20/40 range. Ask to be taken to El Toreo and El Malecon (bull ring / boardwalk) and start walking from there looking around for hotels. You can the bus it out there for a $ on calle 3 a block or two past ninos heroes el centro. There are 2 buses that go out there. One passes by the bullring. The other does a different loop." playas 1 or 2 ". I forget which is which but ask for El Toreo.

No hotels with heat or AC that I know of. However there is a rosarito style resort with a golf course I think a little ways outside of Tijuana. I forgot the name but their website looked decent when I viewed it. Google something like PLAY GOLF in Tijuana and it might show up. Sorry I forgot the name.

Some ok food in Playas but not much to see or do and exploring it without a car is a nuisance. Some pfp websites advertise addresses in playas but would you really go into a foreign house in the middle of Tijuana?

Worth a look to say you covered all corners but keep your expectations low.

[Efjayel]

Speaking of having a car in tijuana. Is there places to rent a car for the day? I really wouldn't want to go through the hassle of bringing my car into Tijuana and have anything happen to it, theft or car accident. How much would they go for and would they rent to Americans?

[FlapJacK]

Have any of you guys ever heard of a escort agency called.

http://www.geisha-latina.com/

I seen them on a craigslist ad also has anyone ever used craigslist to find a escort in mexico.Never seen that one before. Also I did not see any list of prices for services which I do not like. I prefer the escorts that are upfront and honest and have reviews. I would stick with Cum in TJ or Mexico Lindo, Latina Angles unless you can find some good reviews on that agency and its girls.

http://www.cumintj.com Is my favorite, most trusted, but to each his own.

[Efjayel]

Never seen that one before. Also I did not see any list of prices for services which I do not like. I prefer the escorts that are upfront and honest and have reviews. I would stick with Cum in Tijuana or Mexico Lindo, Latina Angles unless you can find some good reviews on that agency and its girls.

http://www.cumintj.com

Is my favorite, most trusted, but to each his own."To our African American friends: Pollette is not "brother-friendly" therefore she won't provide service to black men."

Well, at least she's honest about it. LOL

[Efjayel]

Never seen that one before. Also I did not see any list of prices for services which I do not like. I prefer the escorts that are upfront and honest and have reviews. I would stick with Cum in Tijuana or Mexico Lindo, Latina Angles unless you can find some good reviews on that agency and its girls.

http://www.cumintj.com

Is my favorite, most trusted, but to each his own."To our African American friends: Pollette is not "brother-friendly" therefore she won't provide service to black men."

Well, at least she's honest about it. LOL.

On another note,

"Notes: A PLM took Gaby off the market for about 1 year but now this Dominican beauty is available again"

What is a PLM?