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Like many others on here I also prefer the Hotel Ticuan, but have stayed a few times at the Hotel Caesars on Revo. It's a budget option, clean and safe, and easy walk up to the zona bars in the evening.Is Hotel Ceasars the same place as the strip club called Cearars from 2003. What happened to the strip club from back then if it is the same.
As far as hotle goes I would like budget but with A/C and fairly safe.
Like many others on here I also prefer the Hotel Ticuan, but have stayed a few times at the Hotel Caesars on Revo. It's a budget option, clean and safe, and easy walk up to the zona bars in the evening.I just checked Caesars website. They are 350 pesos a night which is 27 a night! (don't know if they charge tax) Thats seems like the best deal I'm going to get and if I can save on cab fare to and from HK that would be sweet. I will get a single. Can I have guests up there w / o extra charge. I don't want to worry about hustles from security or bellman.
Is hotel Ceasars the same place as the strip club called Cearars from 2003. What happened to the strip club from back then if it is the same.
As far as hotle goes I would like budget but with ac and fairly safe.The strip club (with the most butt-ugly girls I'd ever seen) has been gone for years. Caesars is now a top notch restaurant.
SleazySteve
10-30-13, 09:48
For me, staying at the Ticuan is part of what makes the trip down to Tijuana so enjoyable. Having a nice cool room, a bar in the hotel, a safe, a restaurant for room service when I am too hungover the next day, and the safe / conveinent location are well worth the $60 / night. I have always gotten a master suite but this next trip I've booked an inside business room hoping to escape some of the noise from Pulgas.
On a side note I'll be down there thurs (halloween) and Friday. If you see a couple young (ish) gringos dressed in pimp costumes and grinning ear-to-ear feel free to say hello.
Baxter Slade
10-30-13, 18:19
I received an E mail from Bar Tropical, it seems they are having a costume contest tommorow and first place is a Toyota Rav 4. Wow thats a pretty good prize for a silly costume contest. Does anybody think a gringo pimp named Sleazy Steve or any of us in an elaborate costume could win. Or since it is Mexico, the winner will more likely be the Police Chiefs daughter, or a relative of the bar owner. (Hmmm just thinking out loud).
The strip club (with the most butt-ugly girls I'd ever seen) has been gone for years. Caesars is now a top notch restaurant.What's the best menu items there and is it expensive like Cali. I plan on staying there since its 27 a night but I still haven't had a response on if they charge extra for girls.
ItsMeBeyatch
10-31-13, 01:21
Is it a hot wheels Toyota rav 4.
I received an E mail from Bar Tropical, it seems they are having a costume contest tommorow and first place is a Toyota Rav 4. Wow thats a pretty good prize for a silly costume contest. Does anybody think a gringo pimp named Sleazy Steve or any of us in an elaborate costume could win. Or since it is Mexico, the winner will more likely be the Police Chiefs daughter, or a relative of the bar owner. (Hmmm just thinking out loud).
Is it a hot wheels Toyota rav 4.Probably a 1999 rav 4.
Went to the Zona Norte for the first time this year. I ended up driving across the boarder and parked at the lot behind Tropical for $5. Took the bare minimum stuff with me and left the rest in the car: ID and Cash. Walked over to Hong Kong, paid the $5 cover and got my can of beer after a quick pat down. It is exactly how I imagined through the few pictures I saw of it online and the selection of girls. I took a lap around and was surprised at how somewhat small it is. I didn't go upstairs though. Maybe it's a tad bigger up there. I watched the foam show that I read so often on this website. It was two girls going at it while foaming up some guys who were sitting around the stage. A few guys got totally foamed up after one girl pulled some guy's head into her titties and allowed one guy to finger and bottle fuck her with a bottle of beer he had finished. A dollar really does go a long way here.
Sat down in a booth and with the help of a mesero and a $1 tip, he got the girl that was dancing up on the bar. I noticed this girl with some highlights in her hair dancing on the bar and she looked super hot on the stage as I did my walk around, but when she came to my table, she was 6/10. Bought her a drink and $1 tip for the mesero (which she slowly drank, I could tell she doesn't do well with alcohol or was really new here, one of those quiet shy types) so I could feel her up and talk with her with my limited spanish. Knowing spanish is a huge plus if you can do it. Connection is everything before you seal the deal and if you can't carry a small convo and get some flirting going on, it won't be as good in bed. Sadly, this girl knew zero english so she just smiled, softly giggled and grinded on me while my hands did their thing. Lap dance for 30 mins for a price of a drink. Why the hell would you ever go back to a strip club in San Diego? . By the way, how do you go out fingering girls while they're sitting with you? Do you just do it? Or do they lead your hand there or something?
After awhile, it got boring, I lead her to stand up, said gracias and sent her on her way. Did a round of dollar tips and some face in titties, ass / titty grabbing, and wanted to explore the rest of the clubs before I threw all my load into one basket. Checked out Tropical. Dancing and plump chicas. Seemed really chill though. Maybe when I learn to dance the way they dance, I'll come back. Everyone needs to try a plump one once in their life. It's on my bucket list. Went to Adelitas. No bouncer, no line, no pat down, no cover. Adelitas has almost as many girls as HK, but they're more of the bolt on types. I prefer the skinny spinner chicks and found a handful of them there. Drank a beer and sat down with a girl that surprisingly she knew some English. Which made for a good time. Now I wish I got her name, but we just flirted, she grinded on me, and we made out a little. She really wanted to fuck me. I told her I'll be back. There was still so much to see!
Checked out chicago. Dead. Checked out the other clubs that random guys grabbed me on the street and invited me to. Mostly dead and selection was bad and the girls looked bored as they sat sleepily on a couch. Didn't look welcoming at all. Checked out the alley, pickings were slim that night. Maybe 10 total SWs? Unless that's the norm. The school girls told me something like. Both of us for 20 or 30? I forgot. Is that really a thing? Can you really bring up two SWs with one room fee? Anyone done this before? Seemed like they were friends or something. Some other girl pulled my arm and said something like 10 dollars (10 fingers). Maybe I missed something in translation. I decided to skip cause these offers sounded sketchy and they were at best 5/10.
I went back into Adelitas and luckily that girl was still available. I let her do her strip show back in the VIP then negotiated 60$ to go upstairs. She led up and inside the room, I instantly grabbed her and pulled her close. DFK a little. Showered and off we went. She had A cups but allowed me to SoT. After some serious DFK, she started to CBJ and I told her to make eye contact with me. I love it when girls look at me while they're sucking me off. But this was my first time in the zona and the excitement caused me to almost blow my load so I told her to stop and began with missionary, to CG, and finished in doggy. Man it was fucking hot. Looks 7/10, 9/10 performance. Would repeat.
I didn't want to chill with her afterwards so I went back into HK after another 5$ cover. I just wanted to sit and chill and recover and hopefully go for one more pop. My friends were off doing their own thing at this point. After an hour or so and a few more tips here and there for some girls, I wanted to finish with a SW. Just wanted to know both before the night ended. Saw this girl in black, asked how much, she said 30 and I agreed. Made sure sin ropa and dos positiones. Inside, she took off her clothes and her nipples were so hard at this point. Was pretty cold outside. I quickly warmed her up with my hands and pumping. I tried to kiss her during the time but she reluctantly kissed back and eventually I gave up. Did doggy into missionary and finished there. It was pretty basic with little emotion. I can see why some people hate the quality of SWs. Hit it and quit it is all they're good for. 7/10 looks. 3/10 performance.
I met up with my buddies, shared our experiences over tacos / hot dogs and home we went. It was quite the experience! And thanks to the board for all the information on price points and tips! Got to brush up on more spanish phrases when I come back!
What's the best menu items there and is it expensive like Cali. I plan on staying there since its 27 a night but I still haven't had a response on if they charge extra for girls.It's fairly expensive by Mexico standards, but cheaper than an equivalent LA meal. The tapas are very good. If you sit in the main dining room you can ask for the full tapas menu. The pastas looked good. The Caesar salad is great. Good bar, too.
Escort your guests in and out and you'll have no problems.
I received an E mail from Bar Tropical, it seems they are having a costume contest tommorow and first place is a Toyota Rav 4. Wow thats a pretty good prize for a silly costume contest. Does anybody think a gringo pimp named Sleazy Steve or any of us in an elaborate costume could win. Or since it is Mexico, the winner will more likely be the Police Chiefs daughter, or a relative of the bar owner. (Hmmm just thinking out loud).The cars are usually several years old. Usually one of the girls wins it, at least that's what I've been told. But, who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky, although I'm not sure the hassle and expense of exporting the vehicle out of Mexico would be worth it.
YoungBuck Monger
10-31-13, 08:34
Hey folks,
I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.
Please feel free to PM me as well.
Guitarrefreak
10-31-13, 08:53
Who goes there on the night before halloween to avoid the halloween crowd?
<- this guy.
Anyway, was there since this morning, bought a bag of gorditas pass the border to munch on the way to centro, I was there for business and "business" so I really had to top up on my energy intake, had plans to meet with artisstyp for lunch but this gentleman obviously is having way too much fun that he had to sleep in a little to replenish his energy.
Sometime around 3pm, I went into HK and spotted Helen, I believe she used to go by a different name but she is a day shift girl with highlights, speaks really fast and has a 'meh attitude, would not budget on the price she quoted even though I tried really hard to make her understand that I am not trying to short change her, and that all she is doing, is losing an immediate business, plus all future business from me.
Either my spanish is too poor or her ability to understand is too horrible, anyway, she decides to pass on this business, what a bummer, she missed a good chance to get pounded real good, does anyone have intel on this chica anyway?
After that, bumped into an old flame who has put on significant weight over the last year, her trademark bewildered look (not sure what she is so bewildered about all the time but I digress) puts a smile on my face, a confused puta is always some entertainment as long as she is not confused about a date that you guys have set up, anyway, I promised to be back to grab a drink later, she seemed happy to hear that.
Went to do a quick walk in AB. I decided to evade when I saw former SG Kenia there. She is a cutie, and definitely one of those trophy fuck. But honestly, having paid for her SG prices, I really cannot convince myself to pay her BG prices (al beit, discounted BG prices) for similar service, even if the time is longer, I am the one moving damn it.
Therefore, no game-on during afternoon.
Headed back to take care of real business and fast forward to zona a few hours later.
Ps: has anyone being eating the street tacos lately? I used to really like the one right outside playboy with the fat guy as the cook, he left for a while to go to the big one on coahuila / ninos heroes but has since come back, for old times sake I went to eat but my digestion hasn't been agreeing with me the entire night, not sure if anyone else feels the same.
Anyway, back to HK old flame after walking a few rounds and not finding anyone to my liking (I did want to take jenny outside HK back entrance for a SG session but she was always busy when the moment struck, damn it) , bought a few drinks for the old flame and she decided to go the extra mile to make me horny, great success on her part so after a few fichas, I took her upstairs, nothing to rave about, she even skipped the BJ which to me is a major red flag, old flame or not, I will probably not repeat. Sorry guys, I only know her real name for historical reasons. But I guess the main takeaway is, just because someone was with you for ages is no guarantee for quality, this will be the last time in a while I am doing anything with her.
Headed across the street to viejo lobo to have one of the ensalada atun, great stuff, I am taking a liking to giovanni and his food and I recommend mongers here to give that place a chance, I guess a little oasis of peace amidst all the craziness if you can overcome the 2 bands across the street once in a while.
As I was heading back into HK for one last quick round, a ex-LC, now HK girl intercepted me, brief history, she used to be really fat in LC, but with pretty face, we made out a few times but I never took her arriba, and not in HK too, tonight, a combination of beer, tequila and weed made her really high and horny, she intercepted me, dragged me to the entrance of the front restroom and started making out with me and playing with my little bro, not sure why but her actions brought me to attention again but I really just didn't feel like paying anything significant since I am a relatively cheap guy.
She would have none of it, she said she wants me to go upstairs with her right now which I did. She was totally GFE, dfk and BBBJ but her body was really 'meh for me, not cleanly shaved and has a bit of a gut from her earlier fatness, tits was so so, but I guess her friendliness made up or all these shortcomings, no money was exchanged this time but I expect to buy her a few drinks to make up for it next time since I probably won't to have sex with her in the future.
All in all, an above budget, but pretty good ROI thanks to the final bang, have fun guys
Pretty much anything that comes out of a puta's mouth is bullshit. BG's will need a "bar fine". Negotiate. Some are not comfortable going all night. Escorts are more independent.I heard from fellow mongers that al ot of the putas have either: boyfriends, husbands, pimps. Case in point, if you offer todo noche and they shyly say no or look away, then they can't leave their section. I have tried and noticed a pattern, about half do agree.
You get a better average from the Tropical bar! I should know because I have closed escrow several times from this place.
Ahem.
1. Ask them how much for the total night.
2. If they inquire about "night", then simply say cinco horas.
3. Take them to Las Pulgas, a popular dance club for locals.
4. Buy them tons of drinks: light beers, hard mixed drinks.
5. Go to upper scale hotel: cascades, la mansion, etc.
6. Enjoy and repeat.
Hey folks,
I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.
Please feel free to PM me as well.First, RTFF, do your research and decide what you're after. All the clubs are well documented here. My "most attractive" is probably not yours, and vice versa. There are plenty of beautiful women, but service and beauty are often mutually exclusive. Fluent Spanish does help, but is no guarantee. You'll have a good time but "PSE from the most attractive" is a tall order for anyone, let alone a newbie. There is no substitute for experience when it comes to Tijuana.
If you're a newbie and looking for the absolutely most attractive girls, best service, etc, then you'll probably not find what you're looking for in the zona norte, at least on your first trip. You're probably better off with high-end escorts. However, a $250 / night budget probably ain't going to cover it.
At the risk of sounding repetitive, RTFF, do your research and then ask specific questions. You'll have a better overall experience if you do.
BTW, PM doesn't work for Regular Members.
Hey folks,
I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.
Please feel free to PM me as well.1,500 in Tijuana is like hitting the lottery and going car shopping. You can't have a bad time on 1,500. All the girls have gone with me for 60 and since your hotel is paid for- no extra room charge.
ItsMeBeyatch
11-01-13, 01:16
I recommend staying at hotel ticuan for at least half the time. I myself cannot stand being at cascades more than 2 nights max. You will know what I mean once you experience it. $1500. That's called a great time. Do not carry all that cash with you while strolling the streets of Tijuana. Carry only what you would like to spend on that day. Have fun,
Hey folks,
I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.
Please feel free to PM me as well.
Hey folks,
I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.
Please feel free to PM me as well.Don't forget the viagra. You're going to be a king! I only started mongering there couple months back but here are my 2 pesos:
-Take your time with selections (so many times I picked a girl early blew my load, only to come back downstairs find 3 more hotter ones just starting their shift)
-Tip the hotel workers for more towels soon after you check in (fuckin sheisty with their towels. And you can forget about clean refreshed lines LOL)
-kind of obvious but worth mentioning bring your own toiletries
-Sonora grill across the street has good clean food (I switch up for main meals there snacks at the street stands)
-When I get a room at Cascadas I always try to negotiate for an hour instead of the standard 30min (2 pops)
-For 4 nights explore the other smaller bars and try to find some diamonds in the rough. I found staying at HK day and night shift got old after the first day for me.
-don't talk to the english speaking locals on the streets if they try to talk to you (most are felons that got deported, cops can arrest you and accuse you of buying drugs)
If I had extra $$ I would do stuff I normally wouldn't:
-I would take 2x girls upstairs. Found a lesbo couple last time I went that offered me $60 each one. (I could've haggled but already blew my loads earlier. Mental note for next time) that's def an option if you want.
-Then I would take the hottest plump looking chick upstairs. (but that's just me).
Don't forget the viagra. You're going to be a king! I only started mongering there couple months back but here are my 2 pesos:
-Take your time with selections (so many times I picked a girl early blew my load, only to come back downstairs find 3 more hotter ones just starting their shift)
-Tip the hotel workers for more towels soon after you check in (fuckin sheisty with their towels. And you can forget about clean refreshed lines LOL)
-kind of obvious but worth mentioning bring your own toiletries
-Sonora grill across the street has good clean food (I switch up for main meals there snacks at the street stands)
-When I get a room at Cascadas I always try to negotiate for an hour instead of the standard 30min (2 pops)
-For 4 nights explore the other smaller bars and try to find some diamonds in the rough. I found staying at HK day and night shift got old after the first day for me.
-don't talk to the english speaking locals on the streets if they try to talk to you (most are felons that got deported, cops can arrest you and accuse you of buying drugs)
If I had extra $$ I would do stuff I normally wouldn't:
-I would take 2x girls upstairs. Found a lesbo couple last time I went that offered me $60 each one. (I could've haggled but already blew my loads earlier. Mental note for next time) that's def an option if you want.
-Then I would take the hottest plump looking chick upstairs. (but that's just me).I disagree about tipping the towel boys when you check in. Bring your own big fluffy towels from home. Bring your large luggage and bring about 6 towels. The towels at HK, at least for ST rooms are very thin. You should be able to hang up your own towels if need be after showering and let your girls use the HK towels.
I disagree about tipping the towel boys when you check in. Bring your own big fluffy towels from home. Bring your large luggage and bring about 6 towels. The towels at hk, at least for ST rooms are very thin. You should be able to hang up your own towels if need be after showering and let your girls use the HK towels.Jeez, are you bringing your own tortillas too?
HorseTrader
11-02-13, 16:34
Don't forget the viagra. You're going to be a king! I only started mongering there couple months back but here are my 2 pesos:Some good suggestions from Maelstrom. Regarding the Viagra, you can either bring it from home or buy it without a prescription from many places in Tijuana. All pharmacies seem to have it and I have bought it from them. I even see it sold in some of the men's rooms in Zona Norte, though I wouldn't feel comfortable buying it there.
RimmDigger
11-03-13, 04:45
I received an E mail from Bar Tropical, it seems they are having a costume contest tommorow and first place is a Toyota Rav 4. Wow thats a pretty good prize for a silly costume contest. Does anybody think a gringo pimp named Sleazy Steve or any of us in an elaborate costume could win. Or since it is Mexico, the winner will more likely be the Police Chiefs daughter, or a relative of the bar owner. (Hmmm just thinking out loud).Have you seen the SUV?
It's parked outside.
It is a second (maybe third) hand car. Something around 2003.
My guess is that you can get it for something around 1, 500 dls. Also, sometimes the cars the bar gives as prices, have paper problems, or the girl that gets it has lots of problem importing them because sometimes are savaged. (Heard from a girl that won one).
Either way, for free. I would love to take that prize!
Stoker Star
11-03-13, 18:15
It had been 2 years since I had ben to the border. The post on parking behind the Jack in Box was right on. Dum me did not realize the crossing had moved and I parked at the shops. At least I took the trike for $3 to crossing or it would have been a real hike. Park at the jack in box for $7. A lot closer. No problems crossing came back about 4:30 on Friday and there was no line until inside. Took about 15 minutes.
GrayShorter
11-03-13, 21:45
I buy sildinafil (generic Viagra) from a pharmacy that specializes in generic drugs (Pharmacias Similares) for about 50 pesos per pill. If you buy real Viagra, it could cost as much as 250 pesos each. I'm going to get a Cialis generic this time. It lasts for 36 hours.
Just a note about price for you guys. You can also get bulk discounts on the generics.
SleazySteve
11-04-13, 01:39
Flew into San diego airport the afternoon of halloween. Activated the Lyft app the second the wheels touched down and when I walked outside 5 mins later had a driver waiting for me. Found a coupon code online for $20 credit on 1st ride so our $45 fare was brought down to $25 for a lift to the border. Checked into the Ticuan around 4. Headed to the zona and checked into our "banging rooms" at Cascadas. If you can swing it this is def the way to go. Get a room at the Ticuan for sleep and then another room at Hong Kong for sex. It would be very depressing I think to stay down in the zona for the whole trip. Anyway, the good first. Ticuan awesome as always, classy joint, great bed. Hong kong and adelitas were great Thurs and Fri. Me and wingman pulled multiple girls from both and it was always $60. Pulgas was also alot of fun. Our first time going there and was blown away by how big it is. Packed on Halloween. Villa Saverios is (in my opinion) the best restaurant in Tijuana. Such an amazing meal with great wine, steaks, and seafood. The bad now. The street girls were horrible. I will never go with a street girl in Tijuana again. My buddy and I got 4 between us and each experience was worse than the last. They may have a tight little body and a better price but thats where it ends. The service from these girls is just so pathetic its like banging a corpse / sex doll. Its not even worth $20 and honestly if you go with a street girl you will certainly be shortchanging yourself from the experiences of a club girl. I know there are exceptions to this rule but newbies take note. 90%+ of these girls provide the most incredibly un-enthusiastic sexual experience you will ever have. On the other hand, the 4 club girls I had were all like being with a porn star. Also the tacos were shit this trip. Went to like 8 different carts and the quality of steak everywhere was so bad. Makes me think they all use the same supplier. That's about it. Went up onstage for Hong Kong costume contest and made it down to about top 6 or 7 out of 20. Also got some incredibly detailed Dia de los Muertos makeup put on at the salon at Cascadas for $25. Took her like an hour and she did an awesome job. Took 1.5 hrs to cross back over at Otay Mesa at noon on Saturday.
Does Farmacias Similares carry generic Cialis? If they don't it's because it can't be sold legally in Mexico although you will find it at other farmacias.
I buy sildinafil (generic Viagra) from a pharmacy that specializes in generic drugs (Pharmacias Similares) for about 50 pesos per pill. If you buy real Viagra, it could cost as much as 250 pesos each. I'm going to get a Cialis generic this time. It lasts for 36 hours.
Just a note about price for you guys. You can also get bulk discounts on the generics.
Does Farmacias Similares carry generic Cialis? If they don't it's because it can't be sold legally in Mexico although you will find it at other farmacias.Just a word of caution to the guys. I bought two generic Cialis tabs at the little pharmacy near the bus terminal on Revu a couple of months ago. Just a couple of blocks north of Ticuan. It's on the inside, on the left as you enter.
Anyway, bought two tabs, $7 each. They were either fake or way the hell out of date. They did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even close. Avoid this joint at all costs.
Just a word of caution to the guys. I bought two generic Cialis tabs at the little pharmacy near the bus terminal on Revu a couple of months ago. Just a couple of blocks north of Ticuan. It's on the inside, on the left as you enter.
Anyway, bought two tabs, $7 each. They were either fake or way the hell out of date. They did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even close. Avoid this joint at all costs.I have stated a while back ago. There is no generic versions. Only Viagra. Any pharmacy stating that they sell this is BS in Mex or US. As a former consultant to a Multi-Billion dollar pharmacy, I know.
I have stated a while back ago. There is no generic versions. Only Viagra. Any pharmacy stating that they sell this is BS in Mex or US. As a former consultant to a Multi-Billion dollar pharmacy, I know.Sorry, but that is simply incorrect. I buy generic Cialis all the time from a reputable on-line firm. The stuff is made in India. Goes by the trade name Tadalis, and works fine.
There is also generic Levitra, too.
Stoker Star
11-04-13, 18:28
In the Dominican the generic Cialis is called La Perla, and it does the same for me. Little red pill about 10% cost of Cialis.
Also the Sunday border crossing was about 2. 3 hrs 5pm. Took a tout up on an offer to go to the front of the line for $6. Went through a door into an alley caught a small van / bus that did go to the front of the line. However it took 45 minutes to actually get in the front. You where led inside by customs and put in the handicap line.
GolfSexRroll
11-04-13, 21:51
I have stated a while back ago. There is no generic versions. Only Viagra. Any pharmacy stating that they sell this is BS in Mex or US. As a former consultant to a Multi-Billion dollar pharmacy, I know.Is Cialis made by Lilly? No generic Cialis in us by lilly. But generic ingredients in Cialis are made in India. Come on of course if you know what the ingredients in Cialis is you can make it. Of course you can't buy it legally in US because of patent rules. That's why we buy it on internet or Mexico.
GolfSexRroll
11-04-13, 21:59
What the fuck is going on with CBP at the entrance TO Mexico. About no less than 20 cbp agents and fido smelling all the fine criminals we are GOING INTO MEXICO. What a fucking waste of money. The lines are 2 hrs again to get Back into US. I'm sorry OUR GOVERNMENT is REALLY FUCKED UP. Some thing has to be done. (no wonder that guy in LAX went crazy. (CBP-TSA) same fuckin' untrained losers. IMHO
What the fuck is going on with CBP at the entrance TO Mexico. About no less than 20 cbp agents and fido smelling all the fine criminals we are GOING INTO MEXICO. What a fucking waste of money. The lines are 2 hrs again to get Back into US. I'm sorry OUR GOVERNMENT is REALLY FUCKED UP. Some thing has to be done. (no wonder that guy in LAX went crazy. (CBP-TSA) same fuckin' untrained losers. IMHOHere's what I took away from that fiasco.
There was a guy interviewed on the radio. He worked at Terminal 1 as a Skycap, or something to do with luggage. He heard a commotion and looked up. A huge stream of TSA agents were all beating feet out of Terminal 2 as fast as they could go.
So, these brave, highly trained thugs, with natty uniforms and shiny badges, are excellent at undressing 6 year old kids, and groping grandma. But some guy fights back and they all run screaming like little girls. I guess we know what will happen if Abdul the Mad Bomber ever does show up at LAX.
Oh, and LAX is a disgrace. So unprepared for even the most minor of disturbances. When did T2 finally open? A day later? WTF?
But I digress. Yes, Uncle Sam is most assuredly fucked up beyond repair. Drug sniffing mutts on the way IN to Mexico. I got sniffed on the way out the other day retuning via Otay. I guess it's a lot easier to sniff grey-haired middle-aged gringos for drugs than it is to find the tunnels RIGHT UNDER THEIR FUCKING FEET. I think we should fire the lot of them and hire the Keystone Kops. It'd be the same results, only cheaper.
Ath Trainer
11-05-13, 00:36
Is Cialis made by Lilly? No generic Cialis in us by lilly. But generic ingredients in Cialis are made in India. Come on of course if you know what the ingredients in Cialis is you can make it. Of course you can't buy it legally in US because of patent rules. That's why we buy it on internet or Mexico.Theres no generic v in the USA either.
GolfSexRroll
11-05-13, 02:36
I hope the Chicas in Tijuana don't get wind of this scam. It seems that in the US women who are pregnant are selling "positive" First Alert Pregnancy test sticks to people in the US for $30. These tests can be used to get guys to marry or pay (extort money) for abortions.
Sorry, but that is simply incorrect. I buy generic Cialis all the time from a reputable on-line firm. The stuff is made in India. Goes by the trade name Tadalis, and works fine.
There is also generic Levitra, too.You are right, I posted this statement a while back when the subject was brought up in post posts a while back. India has patent laws that differ than US. How you make it is how India treats its patent laws and different than the molecular structure where the US has patent laws on. That is the only country that you can get it from but again, as a consultant I have seen these patents on both sides. The US pharmacy industry are on a globlal trade war in courts right now. But back to my statement, there is no generic cialis in MEX and US all BS. But hell, enjoy it while you can before they settle. I will have to check Tadalis and see what there ratio of active and inactive ingredients. Right now the generic Viagra in Mex is about 25% to 30% of what US Standards are. So yes, you are getting it cheap. Still better than having to go through the hoops in US.
SleazySteve
11-05-13, 06:48
On our way walking into Tijuana an San Ysidro crossing on Halloween there were 3 guards and no dogs (that I saw). However my gringo buddy and I both had to press a button and see if the light turned green or red while dozens of Mexicans strolled by un-harrassed. Crossing back over at Otay on Saturday it took 1.5 hrs but no dogs or searches or anything.
My buddy and I both bought name brand Cialis and had very poor results. Had much better results with the generic Viagra.
Also of note. Popped into the "legal weed bar" (as it was described to me) next to Kentucky Fried Buches just to check it out. It was indeed filled with people rolling doobs out in the open and we were immediately approached by the proprietor who offered us greens and assured us we were cool as long as we kept it in the bar. Nonetheless the place was a shithole and indulging would have just made me paranoid so we left.
GolfSexRroll
11-05-13, 20:49
Here's what I took away from that fiasco.
There was a guy interviewed on the radio. He worked at Terminal 1 as a Skycap, or something to do with luggage. He heard a commotion and looked up. A huge stream of TSA agents were all beating feet out of Terminal 2 as fast as they could go.
So, these brave, highly trained thugs, with natty uniforms and shiny badges, are excellent at undressing 6 year old kids, and groping grandma. But some guy fights back and they all run screaming like little girls. I guess we know what will happen if Abdul the Mad Bomber ever does show up at LAX.
Oh, and LAX is a disgrace. So unprepared for even the most minor of disturbances. When did T2 finally open? A day later? WTF?
But I digress. Yes, Uncle Sam is most assuredly fucked up beyond repair. Drug sniffing mutts on the way IN to Mexico. I got sniffed on the way out the other day retuning via Otay. I guess it's a lot easier to sniff grey-haired middle-aged gringos for drugs than it is to find the tunnels RIGHT UNDER THEIR FUCKING FEET. I think we should fire the lot of them and hire the Keystone Kops. It'd be the same results, only cheaper.I know a lot of folks on these forums complain about Tijuana cops. In all my travels in Tijuana I have only been talked to by two cops asking why I was waiting in a hotel doorway. I said I was told to wait for my chica (by her) and I told the cops her name. Never said another word. I even walk To and From the border even after sunset (newbes don't do this).
Now that said / I have more trouble with MY own government with ME a very US citizen. AS gringo looking as can be. By CBP agents. I have nothing to hide. I go to Mexico every week (sometimes more) when they swipe my passport they see it. Still ask stupid questions. Regular ones no problem (where you live etc.) but when I say I'm in Mexico to go to lunch with "my girlfriend" and they start to pry I lose my temper. Like "where did you eat, where does she live" (not being nice just busting my balls.) Some times I just say it's none of your fuckin business and get me your supervisor. Never have another problem after that. Why is it so hard and long to get into your own country and now they are hassling you to get out at the Mexican border. The new "ready pass machines " Will except and read passbook passports but the border a SY will only except the cards. The photo on the machine shows you how to swipe the passbook (with a chip). Something is not right here.
GrayShorter
11-06-13, 00:33
I guess I'll stick to Viagra. I didn't know that Cialis has no generic available in Mexico. I trust Farmacias Similares, but don't know if I would trust another pharmacy to give me the "real" Indian version.
Thanks for the info about generic Cialis.
GrayShorter
11-06-13, 00:39
What the fuck is going on with CBP at the entrance TO Mexico. About no less than 20 cbp agents and fido smelling all the fine criminals we are GOING INTO MEXICO. What a fucking waste of money. The lines are 2 hrs again to get Back into US. I'm sorry OUR GOVERNMENT is REALLY FUCKED UP. Some thing has to be done. (no wonder that guy in LAX went crazy. (CBP-TSA) same fuckin' untrained losers. IMHOI drive through Mexico quite a bit, from one end to the other. The Federales are now using gamma ray detectors along the highways to look for not just drugs, but money, weapons, ammunition and people.
My bet is that if CBP is running checks on our side of the border, they're looking for people strapped with cash, trying to pass it back into Mexico. That money will have traces of drugs on it. Once they catch someone moving money, the DEA can try to work backwards to the money's source in the US.
They probably don't care about ammunition, drugs or illegals being moved into Mexico. LOL. They just want to bust a cartel.
ItsMeBeyatch
11-06-13, 02:04
Wait what. There is a legal weed place in Tijuana. I have to hit that up. How was the quality of the product?
On our way walking into Tijuana an San Ysidro crossing on Halloween there were 3 guards and no dogs (that I saw). However my gringo buddy and I both had to press a button and see if the light turned green or red while dozens of Mexicans strolled by un-harrassed. Crossing back over at Otay on Saturday it took 1. 5 hrs but no dogs or searches or anything.
My buddy and I both bought name brand Cialis and had very poor results. Had much better results with the generic Viagra.
Also of note. Popped into the "legal weed bar" (as it was described to me) next to Kentucky Fried Buches just to check it out. It was indeed filled with people rolling doobs out in the open and we were immediately approached by the proprietor who offered us greens and assured us we were cool as long as we kept it in the bar. Nonetheless the place was a shithole and indulging would have just made me paranoid so we left.
Wait what. There is a legal weed place in Tijuana. I have to hit that up. How was the quality of the product?Bar Zacazanopan. Its not legal and the place does get raided by the cops. Crystal gets in there as well. You can get lucky sometimes but why chance it.
I hope the Chicas in Tijuana don't get wind of this scam. It seems that in the US women who are pregnant are selling "positive" First Alert Pregnancy test sticks to people in the US for $30. These tests can be used to get guys to marry or pay (extort money) for abortions.You would have to be pretty stupid to pay based on a home pregnancy test. Lets got to the doctor and get tested and then we can talk.
SleazySteve
11-06-13, 02:40
Wait what. There is a legal weed place in Tijuana. I have to hit that up. How was the quality of the product?The cabbie told me they pay off the cops to leave people alone there, but who knows? Its Tijuana, with white skin it would certainly be possible to be singled out. As for quality, I didn't indulge but it smelled decent. Just wanted to pop in out of curiosity to confirm its existence.
GolfSexRroll
11-06-13, 03:31
You would have to be pretty stupid to pay based on a home pregnancy test. Lets got to the doctor and get tested and then we can talk.Why of course it would be STUPID if you fell for it! I was referring to the PUTAs.
i'll try to keep this brief.
i'd saved an ad from cl the other day. last night i decided to drop her a line and see if there was any interest. she responded and we set up a date for today.
i called her around noon to confirm our appointment and she wasn't in. somebody else answered her phone. somebody who talked spanish like speedy gonzalez. so, i hung up and started poking around cl for plan b. just as i was going to pick up the phone it rang. it was plan a. seems she had forgotten our date. seems she's a bit of a ditz. so we made another appointment.
i showed up early, completely by accident, for our 3:00 meet. of course she didn't show. then she called at 3:30 and was leaving her house. at 4:30 i'd had enough and was about to bail when the phone rang. she was looking for me and had her friend call. why she didn't just call me directly i'll never know. anyway, we finally found each other and made our way to a starbucks to unfreeze my ass.
ms. d (for ditz) turned out to be mid-30s, about 5' 5" and muy delgada. nice change. she had some ingles, so we hit it off pretty well. she was obviously inexperienced and rather nervous most of the evening. we got to know each other for a while, then zipped off the la premier. the cab offered to return whenever we wished. she told me she'd stay pretty much as long as i wanted, within reason, so i opted for 2 hours.
we hung out for a bit, watched some tv, cuddled on the bed. she warmed up finally and we got down to the main event. she was very thin, but had nice boobs with perfect size nips. very tight in the panocha department, yet another nice surprise. we did all the usual. daty, bbbj, doggie, cg. my biggest problem these days is that condoms and i just don't get along. but we found ways around that.
afterward we showered together and watched tv until the taxi arrived. now here's where it got interesting.
she'd only asked for 500 pesos. despite her being mega-late i'd still taken up about 3. 5 hours of her time so far. so, i slipped her 800 pesos to see what would happen. i was fully prepared to give her more if she would have asked. she counted it and then surprised the shit out of me. instead of telling me that it wasn't enough, she asked if i liked pizza. sure, i said. then she offered to take me out for pizza and she would pay "with this money," indicating what i'd just given her. jaw, meet floor. how could i refuse?
we headed out to the only joint i could think of at that moment. true to her word she paid for pizza and drinks, and then even recharged her cell phone account using her own money (well, it was hers now). we finished and i had to split before my 8 hour parking ran out. we hopped a taxi and she was even going to pay for her half, but i insisted that i pay for all of it.
so, tijuana is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. i suspect she's a keeper and will repeat.
$150 an hour agency girls? fuggedaboudit!
Don Smith 10
11-06-13, 18:59
I guess I'll stick to Viagra. I didn't know that Cialis has no generic available in Mexico. I trust Farmacias Similares, but don't know if I would trust another pharmacy to give me the "real" Indian version.
Thanks for the info about generic Cialis.You can get 30pills (5mg) free cialis once a year. Go to cialis web site. You can print out coupon. Check the cheap clinic. Some clinic charge $20-30 for the prescription. 30 original pills worth almost $200. I get cialis every year free. It only qualify once a year though. This cialis works perfect for me. Because it last 24-36 hours.
she sounds like a good women. i kind of had something similar happen with a nice looking street chica one time. i gave her a 10 dollar tip after having two sessions with her and she wanted to give me back 5 bucks for taxi. i had also bought us dinner earlier that night. unfortunately i was never able find her again.
i'll try to keep this brief.
i'd saved an ad from cl the other day. last night i decided to drop her a line and see if there was any interest. she responded and we set up a date for today.
i called her around noon to confirm our appointment and she wasn't in. somebody else answered her phone. somebody who talked spanish like speedy gonzalez. so, i hung up and started poking around cl for plan b. just as i was going to pick up the phone it rang. it was plan a. seems she had forgotten our date. seems she's a bit of a ditz. so we made another appointment.
i showed up early, completely by accident, for our 3:00 meet. of course she didn't show. then she called at 3:30 and was leaving her house. at 4:30 i'd had enough and was about to bail when the phone rang. she was looking for me and had her friend call. why she didn't just call me directly i'll never know. anyway, we finally found each other and made our way to a starbucks to unfreeze my ass.
ms. d (for ditz) turned out to be mid-30s, about 5' 5" and muy delgada. nice change. she had some ingles, so we hit it off pretty well. she was obviously inexperienced and rather nervous most of the evening. we got to know each other for a while, then zipped off the la premier. the cab offered to return whenever we wished. she told me she'd stay pretty much as long as i wanted, within reason, so i opted for 2 hours.
we hung out for a bit, watched some tv, cuddled on the bed. she warmed up finally and we got down to the main event. she was very thin, but had nice boobs with perfect size nips. very tight in the panocha department, yet another nice surprise. we did all the usual. daty, bbbj, doggie, cg. my biggest problem these days is that condoms and i just don't get along. but we found ways around that.
afterward we showered together and watched tv until the taxi arrived. now here's where it got interesting.
she'd only asked for 500 pesos. despite her being mega-late i'd still taken up about 3. 5 hours of her time so far. so, i slipped her 800 pesos to see what would happen. i was fully prepared to give her more if she would have asked. she counted it and then surprised the shit out of me. instead of telling me that it wasn't enough, she asked if i liked pizza. sure, i said. then she offered to take me out for pizza and she would pay "with this money," indicating what i'd just given her. jaw, meet floor. how could i refuse?
we headed out to the only joint i could think of at that moment. true to her word she paid for pizza and drinks, and then even recharged her cell phone account using her own money (well, it was hers now). we finished and i had to split before my 8 hour parking ran out. we hopped a taxi and she was even going to pay for her half, but i insisted that i pay for all of it.
so, tijuana is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. i suspect she's a keeper and will repeat.
$150 an hour agency girls? fuggedaboudit!
are all women on tijuana cl real? or do you have to pick the mature older ones. any experience with the 18-24 year old range girls?
i'll try to keep this brief.
i'd saved an ad from cl the other day. last night i decided to drop her a line and see if there was any interest. she responded and we set up a date for today.
i called her around noon to confirm our appointment and she wasn't in. somebody else answered her phone. somebody who talked spanish like speedy gonzalez. so, i hung up and started poking around cl for plan b. just as i was going to pick up the phone it rang. it was plan a. seems she had forgotten our date. seems she's a bit of a ditz. so we made another appointment.
i showed up early, completely by accident, for our 3:00 meet. of course she didn't show. then she called at 3:30 and was leaving her house. at 4:30 i'd had enough and was about to bail when the phone rang. she was looking for me and had her friend call. why she didn't just call me directly i'll never know. anyway, we finally found each other and made our way to a starbucks to unfreeze my ass...
Would you mind sharing your source for this assertion? I believe there is now more than one manufacturer of generic Viagra in Mexico but Maxifort is the most well known. If what you say is true I would think Pfizer would advertise that in Mexico.
Right now the generic Viagra in Mex is about 25% to 30% of what US Standards are. So yes, you are getting it cheap. Still better than having to go through the hoops in US.
Are all women on Tijuana CL real? Or do you have to pick the mature older ones. Any experience with the 18-24 year old range girls?As far as I know they're all real. At least all of the ones I've contacted were.
The "mature" ones are harder to find but I prefer ladies over 30, generally speaking.
So far, all my experience with the 18 - 24 range is that the vast majority work for agencies. I refuse to deal with agencies because I have a philosophical objection to pimping and the girls only get a fraction of the fees. Oh, and they tend to lie about their ages. Girls obviously in their 20s claim to be 18 or 19 all the time. I do have a 24 y/o prospect I'd love to try but I can only make it to Tijuana so often and my regular rotation demands all of my attention. :)
As far as I know they're all real. At least all of the ones I've contacted were.
The "mature" ones are harder to find but I prefer ladies over 30, generally speaking.
So far, all my experience with the 18. 24 range is that the vast majority work for agencies. I refuse to deal with agencies because I have a philosophical objection to pimping and the girls only get a fraction of the fees. I do have a 24 why / o prospect I'd love to try but I can only make it to Tijuana so often and my regular rotation demands all of my attention. .Which section in CL do you look? (You're talking about CL, right?) And one needs to know fluent Spanish to arrange that with the independents, right?
Sorry, but that is simply incorrect. I buy generic Cialis all the time from a reputable on-line firm. The stuff is made in India. Goes by the trade name Tadalis, and works fine.
There is also generic Levitra, too.From Wikipedia: Tadalafil is also manufactured and sold under the name of Tadacip by the Indian pharmaceutical company Cipla in doses of 10 mg and 20 mg.
Can someone tell me the prices for the rooms and girls at the other places other than HK, CC and Adelitas. I went to one of the surrounding ones and the waiter was giving me all kinds of prices to take a girl to the room. I know he was hustling me but he couldn't speak English. Do the waitres set up the rooms at the other places or do I just tell him to buzz off and go speak to the hotel clerk for prices.
HorseTrader
11-08-13, 03:17
Trying to figure out how to get across boarder on crutches. I don't see a problem once I get to Zona Norte, but I'm thinking that crutching from the San Ysidro JIB parking lot to the Tijuana taxi stand may be more than this old guy can do without some serious agony.
If I go to Otay Mesa, how much walking is needed from wherever I would park to wherever I can get a taxi? What other options with reduced walking are available? I'm not worried about paying a few extra pesos to make this easer. Have Sentri, so not worried about standing in line when crossing back.
Which section in CL do you look? (You're talking about CL, right?) And one needs to know fluent Spanish to arrange that with the independents, right?Http://tijuana.es.craigslist.com.mx/cas/ Will get you there, some ads in English but most are in Español.
Trying to figure out how to get across boarder on crutches. I don't see a problem once I get to Zona Norte, but I'm thinking that crutching from the San Ysidro JIB parking lot to the Tijuana taxi stand may be more than this old guy can do without some serious agony.
If I go to Otay Mesa, how much walking is needed from wherever I would park to wherever I can get a taxi? What other options with reduced walking are available? I'm not worried about paying a few extra pesos to make this easer. Have Sentri, so not worried about standing in line when crossing back.If you park on the north side of the free way you will need to walk across the bridge much like the one at san ysidro as if you parked at UETA. If you park on the south side of freeway (shell gas station) you walk right about the same distance as you would walk from JIB but you would still need to walk across the bridge back to your car. Catch 22. Only upside is that there is normally very light compared to SY border either way. Good news is that there is a government run cab co right when cross the border and you can take a taxi there. I suggest staying at JIB at SY with your situation it will be the shortest walk. I go through OM 2x a month. Sucks I feel for you.
Don Smith 10
11-08-13, 06:23
Trying to figure out how to get across boarder on crutches. I don't see a problem once I get to Zona Norte, but I'm thinking that crutching from the San Ysidro JIB parking lot to the Tijuana taxi stand may be more than this old guy can do without some serious agony.
If I go to Otay Mesa, how much walking is needed from wherever I would park to wherever I can get a taxi? What other options with reduced walking are available? I'm not worried about paying a few extra pesos to make this easer. Have Sentri, so not worried about standing in line when crossing back.I believe there is a bus company http://www.mexicoach.com/ At san yisidro and on revolution at Tijuana. This bus take you cross the border. Please check their web site.
Don Smith 10
11-08-13, 06:25
I believe there is a bus company.
http://www.mexicoach.com/
At san yisidro and on revolution at Tijuana. This bus take you cross the border. Please check their web site.I think you have to park at west side swapmeet parking area. Because there is a mexicoach bus station.
Trying to figure out how to get across boarder on crutches.Your dedication to the mongering arts is truly inspirational.
Which section in CL do you look? (You're talking about CL, right?) And one needs to know fluent Spanish to arrange that with the independents, right?BBond posted a link to the Casual Relationship CL thread. That is a good place to start. Some Spanish is a must, but you needn't be fluent. Some of the girls speak rudimentary English.
Trying to figure out how to get across boarder on crutches. I don't see a problem once I get to Zona Norte, but I'm thinking that crutching from the San Ysidro JIB parking lot to the Tijuana taxi stand may be more than this old guy can do without some serious agony.
If I go to Otay Mesa, how much walking is needed from wherever I would park to wherever I can get a taxi? What other options with reduced walking are available? I'm not worried about paying a few extra pesos to make this easer. Have Sentri, so not worried about standing in line when crossing back.The parking-to-crossing distances are about equal. However, the Otay crossing has fewer weird elevation changes, and is mostly flat with mild sloped ramps (or few stairs if you can manage stairs). The SY has a steeper hill going in, that stupid building you have to trek through and the bridge to the Yellow Taxis if you use them.
I think if I was on crutches I'd find the Otay crossing a bit easier to navigate.
Can someone tell me the prices for the rooms and girls at the other places other than hk, cc and Adelitas. I went to one of the surrounding ones and the waiter was giving me all kinds of prices to take a girl to the room. I know he was hustling me but he couldn't speak English. Do the waitres set up the rooms at the other places or do I just tell him to buzz off and go speak to the hotel clerk for prices.Which club? Delicias, La Malquerida. Tropical, D&G, all work the same as the ones you mentioned. Negotiate whatever with the girl, pay the room separately at the desk. The prices of the rooms at all but Tropical tended to be cheaper (and dumpier) than Cascadas or Coahuila.
Playboy was different, last time I was there. They said if I bought 7 or 8 ficha beers all at once I could have a session with the chica for no additional charge. But things may be different now.
Playboy was different, last time I was there. They said if I bought 7 or 8 ficha beers all at once I could have a session with the chica for no additional charge. But things may be different now.That ficha deal at Playboy is full of S T. They will up sell you the minute you start the deal. It's a great place to have a drink but those girls are some of the laziest scam infested hoes in the zona. I've propositioned at least 4 girls out of there over my last two trips for $80 sessions and all they wanted was a ficha!
A wouldn't give those girls the time of day. Your money would be much better spent somewhere else.
Baxter Slade
11-09-13, 01:41
That ficha deal at Playboy is full of S T. They will up sell you the minute you start the deal. It's a great place to have a drink but those girls are some of the laziest scam infested hoes in the zona. I've propositioned at least 4 girls out of there over my last two trips for $80 sessions and all they wanted was a ficha!
A wouldn't give those girls the time of day. Your money would be much better spent somewhere else.Ok I'm confused, has your opinion of Playboy changed , when we were talking I kind of got the impression you were digging the Playboy. Are you done with the women there and still find it a nice place to stop for a drink? Or what ?
Here is how I feel Playboy Bar should be used.
To go off subject for a moment a while ago I started up a conversation with a gentleman riding the trolley one day. Eventually I became a bad influence in his life and introduced him to Zona Norte. I spent a good deal of time instructing him on the do's and don't's of the adult disneyland south of the border. As soon as he stepped into HK his eyes got really big and all his training went out the window. I sat there and watched him get sold the same unopened bag of potato chips 4 times in a ninety minute period. And then as we were leaving a mesero came up to him and wanted to be paid for the condom that the hotel supplied him with, and he was more than happy to pay.
Anyway to get back to my point I believe if you are bringing a friend who is new to the zona or know of a newbie going, I think Playboy should be used as a training ground, kind of like a boot camp. Give the trainee your best advice and then throw them to the hustlers and scammers of the Playboy Bar. If they can make it out of there with there bankroll they are ready to enjoy all the Zona Norte has to offer. A real learning experience.
SleazySteve
11-09-13, 06:16
As soon as he stepped into HK his eyes got really big and all his training went out the window. I sat there and watched him get sold the same unopened bag of potato chips 4 times in a ninety minute period.In my 3 trips to Tijuana I've probably spent 30+ hrs in HK and have never seen or been offered potato chips.
That ficha deal at Playboy is full of S T. They will up sell you the minute you start the deal. It's a great place to have a drink but those girls are some of the laziest scam infested hoes in the zona. I've propositioned at least 4 girls out of there over my last two trips for $80 sessions and all they wanted was a ficha!
A wouldn't give those girls the time of day. Your money would be much better spent somewhere else.Yeah, but, this is the place where you fell in love with a pair of panties! Can't go wrong there.
Member #4730
11-09-13, 09:50
I usually try to make my way to Thailand once or twice a year. My company is relocating back to the USA and I have to find some alternatives. I am 4 hours from San Diego and decided to make a trip to Tijuana. I parked at the border and paid $12 for parking near the pedestrian entrance. I contacted Tania from humaniplex and she picked me up in her car and took me to her place. She is probably in her 40s, but decent looking. She provided the longest BJ sessions I've had in my life. She also gave me a massage after CIM and then she started another long and sensual BBBJ. Total damage was $130 with a $10 tip for such BJ efforts. I would repeat only if I needed a good BBBJ CIM session. Her place is comfortable and not the usual wham bam you get in P4P scene.
She gave me a ride to Zona Norte and dropped me off at the Hong Kong Club. She only recommended Hong Kong and Adelita's. I went into Hong Kong club and they frisked me and paid $5 for a beer for cover. The place was packed and the lights, girls, and DJ reminded me of my lovely times in Pattaya clubs. I am not sure how the scene works here, but I just tipped the dancers. The only negative moment of the whole place was I gave one of the drink guys (yellow shirts) $40 to change to $1 and didn't get his number. I thought the establishment would be better than running off with your money, but lesson learned. Get the number of the guy that is supposed to change your bills. So I was upset and left the place and headed to Adelita's.
Adelita's was more of a pickup joint / bar rater than a gentleman's club. I was kind of disappointed with the talent so headed down the street to some other bars while avoiding the pesky drug dealers, pimps, and beggars. I happened to come up to one of the ladies standing outside of the bars and she offered her services for $25. We went upstairs and paid $5 for a room. She proceeded to take her panties off and left her top on. We got down to reverse CG and CG, then I asked how much to take her top off and she stated $10. So the top went off and we went to doggy and that was my weakness. She had an onion booty that would make you cry tears of joy. I had a good and quick release. We cleaned up and said our goodbyes. Total damage was $35 to girl and $5 for room.
I found a cab driver willing to take me back to the border for $5 and that ended my night in Tijuana. When I get more time off in the future, then I plan to stay the night in Tijuana. I am not sure of a good place to stay, but will have to RTFF. Have fun!
Ok I'm confused, has your opinion of Playboy changed, when we were talking I kind of got the impression you were digging the Playboy. Are you done with the women there and still find it a nice place to stop for a drink? Or what?
Here is how I feel Playboy Bar should be used.
To go off subject for a moment a while ago I started up a conversation with a gentleman riding the trolley one day. Eventually I became a bad influence in his life and introduced him to Zona Norte. I spent a good deal of time instructing him on the do's and don't's of the adult disneyland south of the border. As soon as he stepped into HK his eyes got really big and all his training went out the window. I sat there and watched him get sold the same unopened bag of potato chips 4 times in a ninety minute period. And then as we were leaving a mesero came up to him and wanted to be paid for the condom that the hotel supplied him with, and he was more than happy to pay.
Anyway to get back to my point I believe if you are bringing a friend who is new to the zona or know of a newbie going, I think Playboy should be used as a training ground, kind of like a boot camp. Give the trainee your best advice and then throw them to the hustlers and scammers of the Playboy Bar. If they can make it out of there with there bankroll they are ready to enjoy all the Zona Norte has to offer. A real learning experience.Playboy is a cool bar but I've never gotten one of those girls to do anything more than ask for a ficha. They constantly complain about not having business but when I offer them a deal they flake on me. Even the meseros agree with me. That place has so much potential if only the management would keep these girls in check. I've also been told that some will try to steal from your pockets while having a ficha. If you are going to ficha you might as well do it in HK to make it somewhat enjoyable.
atTom J. Yeah I've thought about those panties several times since that night. Those were ideal! I saw that chica once on the street afterwards then NEVER again to be seen at Playboy. I wanted to lick her so bad after that night but never got the chance.
I know a lot of folks on these forums complain about Tijuana cops. In all my travels in Tijuana I have only been talked to by two cops asking why I was waiting in a hotel doorway. I said I was told to wait for my chica (by her) and I told the cops her name. Never said another word. I even walk To and From the border even after sunset (newbes don't do this).
Now that said / I have more trouble with MY own government with ME a very US citizen. AS gringo looking as can be. By CBP agents. I have nothing to hide. I go to Mexico every week (sometimes more) when they swipe my passport they see it. Still ask stupid questions. Regular ones no problem (where you live etc.) but when I say I'm in Mexico to go to lunch with "my girlfriend" and they start to pry I lose my temper. Like "where did you eat, where does she live" (not being nice just busting my balls.) Some times I just say it's none of your fuckin business and get me your supervisor. Never have another problem after that. Why is it so hard and long to get into your own country and now they are hassling you to get out at the Mexican border. The new "ready pass machines " Will except and read passbook passports but the border a SY will only except the cards. The photo on the machine shows you how to swipe the passbook (with a chip). Something is not right here.I got stopped by 2 cops at the top of the hill 3 weeks ago. They made me empty my pockets and patted me down, then sent me on my way. It was around 2am they had a truck there with a Mexican handcuffed in the back. I walked over the bridge back to the gate and the CBP officer asked if I was married. Then warned me to wipe the lipstick off my cheek before I get in trouble with my girl! He was grinning from ear to ear.
I have never had any problems with cops in Tijuana. I only visit Tijuana during the day and or early evenings. Tijuana is still safe. But there is to many shadows for the banditos to hide and wait to rob you.
I got stopped by 2 cops at the top of the hill 3 weeks ago. They made me empty my pockets and patted me down, then sent me on my way. It was around 2am they had a truck there with a Mexican handcuffed in the back. I walked over the bridge back to the gate and the CBP officer asked if I was married. Then warned me to wipe the lipstick off my cheek before I get in trouble with my girl! He was grinning from ear to ear.
Baxter Slade
11-10-13, 19:16
I was down in the Zona and looking for a place to watch a college football game. I went to all the usual spots and nobody could find the game on TV. I was about to give up and then I was convinced by the door guy at Mermaids bar to come in and they could find the game for me. Mermaids bar not to be confused with Mermaids massage parlor. Anyway this is a nice place to hang out if you don't like crowds. I was the only patron in the bar.
They have nice TV's with direct tv so it was no problem finding the game. The beers were 2 for $4. There were about 6 nice looking ladies in the place just kind of hanging out. One girl was dancing on the pole, I guess for her own enjoyment, since I was the only customer and I was watching the game. Every now and then I would hear someone say something somewhere behind me and all the girls would immediatly leave, I finally figured out they were headed for the line up at the adjoining massage parlor. The DJ came up to me several times to make sure I liked the music he was playing and the bartender spoke some english and was friendly. Normally I would never go in this place, but now I have discovered a great place to watch football and chill.
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2013/sep/25/cover-graveyard-godforsaken-gringos/
So, is these how all of the ISG board members are going to wind up?
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2013/sep/25/cover-graveyard-godforsaken-gringos/
So, is these how all of the ISG board members are going to wind up?Nice read. Are they saying don't move there or you will eventually be robbed. Kind of depressing that its that bad once you are there longer than 3 nights.
SleazySteve
11-11-13, 04:53
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2013/sep/25/cover-graveyard-godforsaken-gringos/
So, is these how all of the ISG board members are going to wind up?That's the most depressing fucking story I've ever read. Not doing anybody any good to have that posted up on this board. Of course I guess its kind of a depressing place. Anybody thinking it would be a good place to relocate to don't. Tijuana is great for about 48hrs at a time. Anything more and it does start to get a bit depressing.
I have just seen the greatest ass in Mexico. The picture doesn't really look PS, so that makes it the more impressive. We are going to need someone from this board to take one for the team, and call this girl while she is still on CL and report back. Here is the link http://tijuana.en.craigslist.com.mx/cas/4159418214.html.
GolfSexRroll
11-11-13, 15:31
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2013/sep/25/cover-graveyard-godforsaken-gringos/
So, is these how all of the ISG board members are going to wind up?I read this article on my way DOWN to Tijuana! I'm am sure that this is not a true end to all mongers. It did portray Tijuana in a BAD light. Robbery, Death etc. We NEED more articles like this by CLUELESS San Diego people who hate Mexico and Mexicans. EVERYONE on these forums KNOW how DANGEROUS and lawless Mexico is! Let them stay home! More for us!
I read this article on my way DOWN to Tijuana! I'm am sure that this is not a true end to all mongers. It did portray Tijuana in a BAD light. Robbery, Death etc. We NEED more articles like this by CLUELESS San Diego people who hate Mexico and Mexicans. EVERYONE on these forums KNOW how DANGEROUS and lawless Mexico is! Let them stay home! More for us!Actually, the author is an expat, living in Tijuana. His beat is Tijuana and I think he knows whereof he speaks.
For those of us who go in, have some fun, and leave, the Zona isn't a particularly dangerous place. But the Zona Norte is much larger than the bar area and it's a very dangerous neighborhood. Being a gringo living in that area day after day is absolutely going to make you a target.
But, more to the point, I liked the story as sort of a warning to those of us who decide they like Disneyland so much they want to live there. The Zona is just as big an illusion as Disneyland. I've certainly seen the same guys in Thailand. They relocated, pissed away all their money and eventually lost the plot. You see them wandering the streets of Bangkok, or propping up the end of some shithole bar upcountry. All for the allure of cheap pussy.
Mexico has a lot of great places to retire inexpensively. The Zona Norte isn't one of them.
I have just seen the greatest ass in Mexico. The picture doesn't really look PS, so that makes it the more impressive. We are going to need someone from this board to take one for the team, and call this girl while she is still on CL and report back. Here is the link.
http://tijuana.en.craigslist.com.mx/cas/4159418214.htmlHow about you? Why don't you do it?
If you'll find out the address of her place of business, I'd be glad to gamble 500 pesos on her. $80 for an hour in a hotel is a bit steep, but most of that goes to her agency, I think.
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2013/sep/25/cover-graveyard-godforsaken-gringos/
So, is these how all of the ISG board members are going to wind up?I would hope not all would end like that, but I do know a few that have, but I don't think the guys I know of are ex-ISG, just old tired gringos.
How about you? Why don't you do it?
If you'll find out the address of her place of business, I'd be glad to gamble 500 pesos on her. $80 for an hour in a hotel is a bit steep, but most of that goes to her agency, I think.How do you know she didn't post an independent ad. I thought most CL ads were independent ads. As for me paying. I'm not there. When I get back down in a couple months, I will call.
HorseTrader
11-12-13, 03:43
I finished my San Diego business with 2 days to spare and had the urge to go Tijuana mongering, but I was on crutches. Despite the long crutch from JIB parking to Tijuana taxi (and then back) , that is exactly what I did. One suggestion was to take a bus from near UETA parking to Revolution, that is what I should have done. It was one really long trek on crutches and I'll never try that again.
I did a reduced mongering trip, just visiting AB, LC, and HK. It seems half the girls ignored me and the other half were attracted to a monger on crutches. Perhaps I was somewhat of a freak show to them.
Nothing particularly noteworthy except that I would not recommend the 2nd floor at HK on crutches, especially the catwalk between the front and back and the stairs on the south side of the bar. I never realized how dark that corner was.
Selected a girl named Isabel (or Isabella?) from HK, probably mid-20s with long straight natural dark hair and a slender body with large bolt ons. Kept saying "everything for you." I didn't know if "everything" meant anal or kissing or BB or what. Once I finally climbed the stairs to Cascadas and went down the twisted hallway I learned that "everything" meant the same stuff that every other HK girl provides for $60. Still an enjoyable time. My injury is such that missionary is not possible, but plenty of other positions work just fine.
All in all the trip was more trouble than it was worth. Here it is 2 days after the trip and my armpits are still a bit sore from the damn pads on the top of the crutches and my muscles still ache. I'll be back in San Diego in a few weeks, if I'm still on crutches I'll either take the bus across the boarder or I'll skip the mongering all together.
I finished my San Diego business with 2 days to spare and had the urge to go Tijuana mongering, but I was on crutches. Despite the long crutch from JIB parking to Tijuana taxi (and then back) , that is exactly what I did. One suggestion was to take a bus from near UETA parking to Revolution, that is what I should have done. It was one really long trek on crutches and I'll never try that again.
I did a reduced mongering trip, just visiting AB, LC, and HK. It seems half the girls ignored me and the other half were attracted to a monger on crutches. Perhaps I was somewhat of a freak show to them.
Nothing particularly noteworthy except that I would not recommend the 2nd floor at HK on crutches, especially the catwalk between the front and back and the stairs on the south side of the bar. I never realized how dark that corner was.
Selected a girl named Isabel (or Isabella?) from HK, probably mid-20s with long straight natural dark hair and a slender body with large bolt ons. Kept saying "everything for you." I didn't know if "everything" meant anal or kissing or BB or what. Once I finally climbed the stairs to Cascadas and went down the twisted hallway I learned that "everything" meant the same stuff that every other HK girl provides for $60. Still an enjoyable time. My injury is such that missionary is not possible, but plenty of other positions work just fine.
All in all the trip was more trouble than it was worth. Here it is 2 days after the trip and my armpits are still a bit sore from the damn pads on the top of the crutches and my muscles still ache. I'll be back in San Diego in a few weeks, if I'm still on crutches I'll either take the bus across the boarder or I'll skip the mongering all together.Was it 1 leg up (left) and favoring your right? I think I was sitting near you. Isabella is hot.
Guitarrefreak
11-12-13, 04:22
Actually, the author is an expat, living in Tijuana. His beat is Tijuana and I think he knows whereof he speaks.
For those of us who go in, have some fun, and leave, the Zona isn't a particularly dangerous place. But the Zona Norte is much larger than the bar area and it's a very dangerous neighborhood. Being a gringo living in that area day after day is absolutely going to make you a target.
But, more to the point, I liked the story as sort of a warning to those of us who decide they like Disneyland so much they want to live there. The Zona is just as big an illusion as Disneyland. I've certainly seen the same guys in Thailand. They relocated, pissed away all their money and eventually lost the plot. You see them wandering the streets of Bangkok, or propping up the end of some shithole bar upcountry. All for the allure of cheap pussy.
Mexico has a lot of great places to retire inexpensively. The Zona Norte isn't one of them.Well said sir, behind all the superficial 'fun', the darker sides are a pretty scary sight if one is only sober enough to see
I really should walk from the border to the zona because I need the exercise but lately I've been taking a 10 peso shared yellow cab to the corner of 3rd and Constitution and coming back I take the white van with purple trim that leaves from Constitution and 3rd which costs 12 pesos. It stops about 100 yards or less from the Senti drop off.
How do you know she didn't post an independent ad. I thought most CL ads were independent ads. As for me paying. I'm not there. When I get back down in a couple months, I will call.She said it was 500MXN in her ubicacion, $80USD if she goes to a hotel. So, she may or may not be independent, but she obviously has a "base of operations." That implies a "brothel" but that isn't always the case. I'd consider checking out the incalls more closely but it's a PITA to try to find them in a taxi and I have mixed feelings about driving around all over hell and gone in Tijuana.
But to answer your question, it seems most CL ads are posted by agencies. The majority of the "18 - 20" year old girls are run by one agency or another. The older ones are a mixed bag - some are independent, some are not. I won't use an agency if possible due to my philosophical objection to pimping.
HorseTrader
11-12-13, 13:43
Was it 1 leg up (left) and favoring your right? I think I was sitting near you. Isabella is hot.I was the only gringo in sight with crutches. I kept the left leg raised whenever possible, like on the bench from opposite side of table. Next time you see me, stop by and say hello.
I did a reduced mongering trip, just visiting AB, LC, and HK. It seems half the girls ignored me and the other half were attracted to a monger on crutches. Perhaps I was somewhat of a freak show to them.I've been waiting for your Crutches TR, and half-hoping that you would've come across a bar chica on crutches too. LOL.
Burma Jones
11-12-13, 19:20
I was in Tijuana for a one night stay this past weekend and noticed a couple of things. The UETA lot had $10 per day signs up. I couldn't tell if that is a new permanent price or was just a special for the weekend. I know it was $7 in September. Also, when I left Ticuan Sunday morning, I walked around the corner to the OXXO across from Chiki Jai. There was a Diamont cab sitting there as I exited and he asked if I wanted a ride. He mentioned that Hotel Leon (which we were sitting in front of) was a nice secure hotel for around 300 pesos a night and they had some nice 30 year old woman that they could call if you arrived alone. I asked if he was telling me this for kickbacks but claimed that was not the case. He said that he always suggested Mansion or Premier if anyone asked. Seemed to be a "too nice" guy with good English skills who gave me a business card to call him whenever I wanted a ride. Might be OK for it he had caught me on my first ever trip but I just hop in the first available now and don't have the patience to wait on a called cab when every one that passes blows the horn looking for a fare.
Burma
The UETA lot had $10 per day signs up. I couldn't tell if that is a new permanent price or was just a special for the weekend. I know it was $7 in September.It is $7 Monday through Friday, $10 on Sat and Sun. If you park there on Friday, it will be $7 from that point on. Usually I park there when I stay Fri and Sat, only pay $14.
Thanks for the report.
Baxter Slade
11-12-13, 20:26
Seemed to be a "too nice" guy with good English skills who gave me a business card to call him whenever I wanted a ride. Might be OK for it he had caught me on my first ever trip but I just hop in the first available now and don't have the patience to wait on a called cab when every one that passes blows the horn looking for a fareYea I know what you mean about not wanting to wait for a certain cab when there is certainly no shortage of cabs in Tijuana. However I would hang on to his card, you just never know when an English speaking cab driver can be a real benefit if you ever get in a jam.
A couple years ago when my MBGF ended up in jail. I was introduced to an english speaking cabbie who turned out to be a real life saver. He took me first to the Zona station then to a cambio and finally to the main jail where he waited with me for quite sometime for her arrival. He was pretty friendly with the Policia and even was able to get her bail reduced from the original amount they wanted. Although I would never consider calling him for a ride from here to there. I always make sure to have his card with me whenever I venture into Tijuana.
It is $7 Monday through Friday, $10 on Sat and Sun. If you park there on Friday, it will be $7 from that point on. Usually I park there when I stay Fri and Sat, only pay $14.
Thanks for the report.Do they do overnight parking? Is that a good-safe place to park for 1-2 nights?
Burma Jones
11-13-13, 16:33
Do they do overnight parking? Is that a good-safe place to park for 1-2 nights?Yes. Secure using the common sense of no valuables left in plain sight. I parked there in September for 4 days straight without visiting the car once.
Yes. Secure using the common sense of no valuables left in plain sight. I parked there in September for 4 days straight without visiting the car once.I'm thinking of utilizing it at the end of November! Thanks for your help. Much appreciated!
Plastermaster
11-15-13, 06:15
I was in Tijuana for a one night stay this past weekend and noticed a couple of things. The UETA lot had $10 per day signs up. I couldn't tell if that is a new permanent price or was just a special for the weekend. I know it was $7 in September. Also, when I left Ticuan Sunday morning, I walked around the corner to the OXXO across from Chiki Jai. There was a Diamont cab sitting there as I exited and he asked if I wanted a ride. He mentioned that Hotel Leon (which we were sitting in front of) was a nice secure hotel for around 300 pesos a night and they had some nice 30 year old woman that they could call if you arrived alone. I asked if he was telling me this for kickbacks but claimed that was not the case. He said that he always suggested Mansion or Premier if anyone asked. Seemed to be a "too nice" guy with good English skills who gave me a business card to call him whenever I wanted a ride. Might be OK for it he had caught me on my first ever trip but I just hop in the first available now and don't have the patience to wait on a called cab when every one that passes blows the horn looking for a fare.
BurmaI stay at this motel every time I go to Tijuana for some fun. Never had any problems and its around 35$ per night the cab driver is right the guys that work there know some girls but I believe they might be the girls that work next door at the coronet bar that is owned by the motel. I know one of the girls she's an older provider but gives great service. Lat time I was there after our session she called one of her friends from the bar next door. Stayed with her till 4 in the morning for 60$.
Just got back from four wonderful days in Tijuana. Unfortunately, most of the girls names are long forgotten. I wish I could remember, but I can't.
I stayed at the Quality Inn Suites in Otay Mesa. Which was a very good choice. With the exception of one time crossing back into the US, I never waited more than five minutes in line at Garrita de Otay. The hotel is safe, and about a ten minute walk to the border. I've stayed at the Rodeway Inn in San Ysidro, which was cheaper and was fine. But the accomodations in Otay Mesa ($79 per night) were perfect for me. I had more than one half-hour wait (and have read horror stories about two-hour waits) at San Ysidro the last time I visited. As a matter of fact, when I last visited in September, I had to be at a meeting one afternoon in San Diego and ended up cabbing it to Otay Mesa to cross the border, and then cabbing it back to San Ysidro in order to get my car and get to the meeting in time. I didn't want that hassle again, and Otay Mesa seems much safer (not that I had any problems in San Ysidro).
After checking in at the Quality Inn around 7pm, I grabbed my passport and some cash and headed down the road, past the Jack in the Box, and made a left at the gas station. Which puts you on a cul de sac that brings you to the fenced walkway into Mexico. I later discovered a "Casa de Cambio" exchange place open during the daytime in one of the gas stations you walk by in this area. The no-commission exchange rate was one of the best that I saw during my trip (12. 70) and I purchased pesos at that place daily thereafter. Utilizing pesos still works out in your favor. Considering that the vast majority of my pesos were spent in the bars in the Zona Norte, the 5% vig that you earn by using pesos at 12:1 was well worth the three minute stop on the way to the border.
On my first evening, once in Mexico I followed the advise of the sign warning you not to use gypsy cabs and to only use the ones that are painted orange / green. So, up to the orange / green man I go, and ask to head to Adelita Bar. Eighteen dollars he explains, and I say ten. He holds firm. Given that it was pitch dark and I was not about to adventure around to find another taxi. 18 dollars it was to Centro. Or 230 peso. I never saw that cab company anywhere else in the city, so it seems that they are a smaller firm that has paid to be right at the front at Garrita de Otay. You can't take the next guy in line (he's from the same cab company) , and they all charge the same. No tip from me, I knew I was overpaying. Always remember to bring plenty of fives and ones with you. There is no such thing as change from a cab driver in Tijuana. There are much better options that I later figured out, which I will explain later.
I walked into Hong Kong and purchased a VIP card for $50. Into the club, and onto the shaving cream show to start getting acclimated as I sipped my free Dos Equios that came with my newly purchased VIP status. The sensory overload at Hong Kong is insane. Perfect music, perfect lighting, and ladies abound. There are two girls doing each other on stage amidst a bunch of shaving cream, and another pair hanging out in the hot tub. And of course, one two or three, dancing on yet another stage anytime U-turn your head. I'm not sure I get the hot tub thing, but throughout my four days I rarely saw the tub empty. It seemed to be a part of the dancer's rotation to spend some time in the tub with another girl while daintily splashing and riding each other. Which is fun to watch, so I guess I do get it now that I think about it. I must have done a double-take at least ten times as I walked around in HK. It was slow, which is obviously good. A dirty blond with a body that nobody would give anything less than a nine to, sauntered up, looked me in the eye, and before saying anything else whispered "you want to fuck me?" with a gorgeous accent on "fuck." I think my dumbfounded response was something like,"uh, yeahhh. I do, but I just got here so not right now." "Sixty dollars," she retorted. And after fifteen seconds she says,"ooohh, I like you, for you, fifty." With that same gorgeous, latina, accent on "fifty." Somehow, I passed, knowing it is a mistake to jump early. I have no idea whether that was a mistake or not. After a half-hour or so at Hong Kong, I headed over to Adelita to consume mas cerveza. As usual, Adelita was fantastic, and I felt like a piece of meat. Which is great when you're an older gringo who rarely gets a second look in the States. Surprisingly, I didn't find anything exciting at Adelita. So I wandered around.
Chavelas was nice, but generally contains bigger woman. One of whom I spent some time with in a VIP room two months prior, and was greatly disappointed in almost everything about her. She was there, of course. And she recognized me, of course. And it was slow, of course. So I left. I ended up in either Delicia or Hacienda for a bit less than fifteen minutes. These are smaller bars on the corner, and whichever one I was in was completely empty. I checked out both, but ended up staying in only one. There were two older, fatter, dancers. One of whom latched on and I did buy her a ficha for, in order to get a feel for the place. She quickly offered to go upstairs, which I declined. Then the VIP room, which I declined. And then a bareback blowjob in the corner, which I declined. I booked because the dancer was now wiping her lipstick off and trying to make out with me right after explaining that her apparent area of expertise is giving BJs in the bar with a condom.
I poked my head in the Chicago Club, which was also dead. And ended up at Tropical Bar. Where a thin, tall, pretty, brunette quickly found me and started drinking with me. I had way too many drinks with her (and her with me). We were dancing, slow dancing, hugging, and I so wanted to get her to go to Las Pulgas with me to dance the Mexican night away. But, no, of course not. She had to work until 5am. I tried to convince her there must be some barfine I could pay, but to no avail. So I staggered out, drunk, into the night. The next thing I remember, I was in Adelita Bar. I say remember, because come to find out I apparently spent a great deal of time with a woman in Chicago Club between the two. In Adelita, I decided that my normal dosage of 50mg of Viagra that I popped on the way out the door of my hotel was not going to suffice given my extremely drunken state, so I asked for a little help from the bathroom attendant, who sold me (what I thought was a) 25mg tab for (what I thought was) $10. I say thought, because come to later find out I purchased 100mg from him for $20. I know I overpaid, but what can I say.
A blonde with a perfect set of tits finally convinced me that we should retire upstairs, which we did. Given my extreme intake of cerveza, and having loaded up on triple my usual intake of Viagra, it was two knocks on the door and extra time twice before I was able to release the built-up tension that only Tijuana can cure. Now, I fully understand that given my state "a blonde with a perfect set of tits" could have been virtually anybody. Perhaps a middle aged, saggy breasted, overweight brunette with blond accents. But, that didn't matter at all. I was happy. I hopped a $10 cab back to the Otay Mesa crossing and staggered back to the hotel. The receipt said I stopped in Jack in the Box at 3:15 in the morning, so my first night lasted about seven hours in Tijuana.
Nursing a hangover, I headed out for the border midday on Wednesday. Stopped by Casa de Cambio in Otay Mesa to change some dollars into pesos, proceeded to the pedestrian crossing, and once again paid the apparently non-negotiable $18 fee for a cab to Zona Norte, vowing to figure out a cheaper way into town. Arriving at Hong Kong, I spent an hour or two perusing the ladies in HK, AB, and LC until I settled upon a young 21-ish brunette with straight bangs, a nice set of Cs, and an ass made for grabbing onto at Adelita.
Upstairs, she went through a cleansing ritual for the both of us that seemed excessive and ruined the mood to a large degree. Being reminded of the importance of washing your hands and junk is fine. But showering, asking me to take a shower, spraying hers and my stuff with some alcohol based cleanser, followed by a complete (second) washing by towel while I wished away the alcohol-sting was tough to swallow. I mean this chick cleaned her nipples with wet-naps before we got going. Properly cleaned, we finally got to business. I wonder how much of that routine is about eating up a large portion of the time allotment.
She was disappointingly robotic, but was a champ in the head category. Which saved the session for sure. Back downstairs (after obligatory showers) , we bid each other goodbye. Thankfully. I wandered around the Zona Norte and found myself settling in at Hong Kong in the upstairs area overlooking the main stage. I whittled the hours away drinking Dos Equios and Coca-Colas while multitudes of chicas stopped by offering companionship. I really like that area, which gives you a great overview of all of the ladies downstairs. All of the ladies walking up the stairs near the main stage, and a perfect seat during some amazing pole work when one of the more talented dancers took stage. I found it much easier to connect with a lady in this area than elsewhere in the club. At least during the relatively slow times. The only real downside is that you are right next to the lap dance booths, so the meseros are pushing that option much more frequently and with more vigor. But, they are just a bit less attentive regarding drinks, chips, and the other things so it kind of evens out.
At some point, I decided to find something to eat, which worked out to be a cheeseburger from a street vendor that was quite good. I then checked out Chicago Club and was greeted by an older lady (probably 35) with quite an attractive body. She was so happy to see me, rambling about how last night was so much fun. Off into a corner we went for ficha, and she kept asking me to do "that thing" to her pussy as she unbuttoned her pants and shoved my hand into her crotch. Boy, I wish I remembered what it was. It got a little awkward that I couldn't repeat whatever worked so well the night before. She was trying to BS me about how confused she was having met me, how much we shared in common, how we were meant for each other. It was fun, but she was the type of woman that I can meet in the US so I needed to move along. Nothing was going to happen at Chicago Club with her around. So I headed past Tropical Bar and went to Dulce Gabanna.
The place had no customers. Not one. Except me. A young lady sat down and offered tremendous attention accompanied by a great personality and very good English. Her body, adorned with beautiful natural Bs, was perfect. Brand new perfect. As we talked and drank, I learned she is 19, and spends five hours a day in the gym. Which explains her exceptional body. There was actually one girl there with a body that I thought was a tad better, but Jennifer (I think that's her name) had already staked her claim. I really, really like this bar (except that they have movies on the TVs throughout, which is a distraction). There were about ten dancers; all of them on the young side. I believe they were all at least eighteen, but was a little concerned. Three or four of them, including Jennifer, were exceptional on the dancing pole. It was weird, in that without anybody there, after a girl took her turn dancing, everyone clapped afterwords and offered encouragement. At one point the uber-hottie was off to the side teaching another girl the basics of pole dancing. I really wished I wasn't so beat up from the night before so that I could have had a round in the VIP room with one of the spinners. I kind of see Dolce Gabanna as the AAA level of dancing in the Zona Norte. The girls are younger, less street-hard, and are learning the ropes or honing their skills before a portion move up to a much busier place. I think you could find some real diamonds in the rough there.
But not me, at least not Wednesday night. I retired back to the States early that evening after hopping an eighty peso cab back to Garrita de Otay.
l I settled upon a young 21-ish brunette with straight bangs, a nice set of Cs, and an ass made for grabbing onto at Adelita.
Upstairs, she went through a cleansing ritual for the both of us that seemed excessive and ruined the mood to a large degree. Being reminded of the importance of washing your hands and junk is fine.I see you met Angelica who I posted about last Monday.
On my first evening, once in Mexico I followed the advise of the sign warning you not to use gypsy cabs and to only use the ones that are painted orange / green. So, up to the orange / green man I go, and ask to head to Adelita Bar. Eighteen dollars he explains, and I say ten. He holds firm. Given that it was pitch dark and I was not about to adventure around to find another taxi. 18 dollars it was to Centro. Or 230 peso. I never saw that cab company anywhere else in the city, so it seems that they are a smaller firm that has paid to be right at the front at Garrita de Otay. You can't take the next guy in line (he's from the same cab company) , and they all charge the same. No tip from me, I knew I was overpaying. Always remember to bring plenty of fives and ones with you. There is no such thing as change from a cab driver in Tijuana. There are much better options that I later figured out, which I will explain later.The Taxis Dorados have a sort of "monopoly" for Otay arrivals. Most of their fares are to / from the airport.
However, if you're going to play the game, play it like a local. Walk past the cab stand. Look left across the traffic lanes and you'll see a turnstile in the median. Cross the street and go through it. Now you're at the taxi drop-off point for border arrivals. There is a yellow taxi stand there or, if you want to hang out a bit, you can snag a Libre after they drop off a fare. Either way it'll be less than those pendejos in the Dorados.
There is such a thing as change from a cab driver, but only if it's small, like 50 pesos. They don't carry a lot of cash, probably for security reasons. A couple of weeks ago one explained why he didn't wear a seatbelt. Some asshole got into his cab late one night, grabbed the seatbelt and choked him with it, put a gun to his head and hijacked his cab. They recovered the cab a few days later, minus the shift knob, door handle pull pockets, and stupid shit like that.
AmanteDeLatina
11-18-13, 22:04
I have ran into some troubles with my handle on the usasexguide side of this board because the Phoenix Police department now know who I am from that board and even referred to me as "the famous Tempe Jon from usasexguide". No, I did not get arrested or anything like that but I am now known to the Phoenix vice department. You can read the story on the Phoenix board of usasexguide. I need to change my handle. I want to change it to "Latina Lover" but I think it would be cool if it would be in Spanish. I figured on this board there would be lots and lots of people who speak "that type of Spanish" so can someone tell me how to say "Latina Lover" in Spanish?
I have ran into some troubles with my handle on the usasexguide side of this board because the Phoenix Police department now know who I am from that board and even referred to me as "the famous Tempe Jon from usasexguide". No, I did not get arrested or anything like that but I am now known to the Phoenix vice department. You can read the story on the Phoenix board of usasexguide. I need to change my handle. I want to change it to "Latina Lover" but I think it would be cool if it would be in Spanish. I figured on this board there would be lots and lots of people who speak "that type of Spanish" so can someone tell me how to say "Latina Lover" in Spanish?Um, just my two cents dude. But if you got found out on the related board, don't you think they may also put it together when you just posted your intended new name?
Maybe pick another name and don't announce it?
Just sayin
In much better shape than the day before, I headed to Tijuana late in the morning. After exploring the Zona Norte and not finding anything to my liking, I headed off to Ave Revo to see what that was like. My plan was to visit Farmacia Similares to grab some Viagra to see how it stacked up to the Indian stuff that I usually chew on. The minimum they would sell me was a pack of four generic 100mg pills for under $14US. Armed with my new vitamins, I walked to the Caliente Sports Book at the old Jai Alai fronton and hung out there a bit. I liked it; much cleaner and nicer than the OTB parlors in the USA, plus they offered all of the sports betting options, including futures. Hearings stories of the Policia finding Viagra on gringos and extorting a fine, I reluctantly dumped three of my pills in the toilet and carefully placed the other in my pocket.
As I walked back towards the Arch, I stopped in the Caliente Casino which has a weird process of getting chips. You go to the cashier, figure out the one that was specific for tables games (no sign to help) , and then pay for a voucher. They give you two vouchers, which you bring to the table. You keep one in case you wish to later cash in chips. Unfortunately, I didn't need it as I got slaughtered. After tooling around the various bars on Av Revo, I was lured to visit Peanuts and Beer. As I walked down the alley, the tout offered me everything and anything, which made me nervous. And then asked me to accompany him up a set of stairs. I bailed, not being convinced I was, in fact, heading into P&B with some one affiliated with the club. I took a cab back to the border intending to refuel due to my lost wages at black jack, but there was some sort of police action taking place between the Tijuana cops and the Chula Vista cops on the Mexican side. They had everything shut down, including the pedestrian line. I have no idea what was going on, but it was a high-fiving, back-slapping, picture-taking, goodbye-hugging party for the two police forces that wasn't ending. There were probably 40 cop cars / bikes there. I think they might have transferred a high-profile prisoner. I guess this because a lot of the picture taking was focused in front of a car with some unhappy dude in the back. As this was going on and had no appearance of ending at anytime soon, I turned around and hit the cab area that I came from. It was an 80 peso ride back to Centro. Which is about a third of what the cost is on the other side of the road. You can cross the traffic lanes about 200 yards into Mexico once you walk in to get to the other side, and then the cabs are another 200 yards down the awning. That became my plan for the remainder of the trip for getting to Zona Norte.
Once back in the Zona, I grabbed my favorite spot overlooking the main stage at Hong Kong. Monica (tall 30ish brunette, who looks more caucasian than most, with a very nice body) became my companion for a good hour, trying to convince me to go arriba or at least VIP. I declined, deciding to wait to see what other opportunities might present themselves. As I left, I popped my lone pill, and went into Adelita Bar.
Adelita was great. I just now have memories of the night prior when a dancer completely stripped some Mexican guy and 69ed him on stage. That, was crazy. After about 20 minutes, an older blonde MILF with gorgeous tits took to the stage and I was smitten. After her show, I grabbed her off to the side, and suggested a drink. Halfway through our first cocktail, she suggested that a friend could join us. I had no problem with that as I had two very beautiful older ladies, one on each side of me. It wasn't long until the Viagra took hold and the three of us decided that retiring to a room upstairs was a fine idea. It was one of the best times of my life. Although the deal was never finished for me, the brunette friend was either a great actress or had a great finish during her ride. After another drink downstairs, the three of us went out for tacos at a small restaurant next door. It felt so amazing to hang out with the two ladies you just had a threesome with for dinner. We bid ado, and promised to add another to the group for a foursome the following day. As I strolled around the Zona, two ladies asked me for a dollar. Normally, I would say no, but they were cute spinners very unlike most of the zombies that solicit you for a buck, so I said "let's go in here for a drink," heading into the closest bar. They followed, and then grabbed my 70 or 80 pesos off the bar and ran as soon as I tried to pay for their drinks. I got robbed! Their loss, because I would have easily spent much more hanging out with them if the wished. My new rule is if that ever happens again (it probably won't) and I actually decide to ask two street urchins for a drink (which is stupid) , I will stand on the entrance side of them while I order. I went back to Dulce Gabanna. The bar had more of the same, probably twelve dancers this time. All but one were young, attractive, and fit. And, once again, there were no customers besides myself. I bought Jennifer, from the night before, a drink and pretty much vegged out for an hour while I caught my wind for another visit with a lady yet to be determined.
Upon returning to Las Chevelas, I immediately spotted a girl just my type. Blonde, not a spinner, but extremely good looking. A bit of Anna Nicole going on there. I just sat down with her, bought her a couple of fichas, and a flower, while adoring her company. She spoke zero English, and my limited Spanish actually made hanging out a great deal of cute fun. We went upstairs and just clicked for what seemed like the next hour. It felt like we got extra time, because we only got one knock on the door, but it didn't seem that my VIP card got me any discount on the room. I totally adored this young lady, and after another drink with her, committed to returning to visit the next evening at 8:00. I strolled back to Hong Kong, but was pretty beat, and left. I was surprised to find out from the cabbie ($10) on the way to the border that it was 2am.
RimmDigger
11-19-13, 01:19
I have ran into some troubles with my handle on the usasexguide side of this board because the Phoenix Police department now know who I am from that board and even referred to me as "the famous Tempe Jon from usasexguide".Wow. That is scary.
I have ran into some troubles with my handle on the usasexguide side of this board because the Phoenix Police department now know who I am from that board and even referred to me as "the famous Tempe Jon from usasexguide". No, I did not get arrested or anything like that but I am now known to the Phoenix vice department. You can read the story on the Phoenix board of usasexguide. I need to change my handle. I want to change it to "Latina Lover" but I think it would be cool if it would be in Spanish. I figured on this board there would be lots and lots of people who speak "that type of Spanish" so can someone tell me how to say "Latina Lover" in Spanish?Since Uncle Sam is watching over our shoulders by reading our emails, listening to our telephone conversations, I guess it is not that difficult for him to find out which IP address you are using to post on this board. If you are using your own computer at home or at work, you will be easily identified. I don't think most of the people on this board post things from a public library or an internet cafe. So don't be surprised that all your posts are in the archives of Uncle Leo.
AmanteDeLatina
11-19-13, 01:52
Um, just my two cents dude. But if you got found out on the related board, don't you think they may also put it together when you just posted your intended new name?
Maybe pick another name and don't announce it?
Just sayinWell I don't think that the Phoenix PD is interested in this site since it does not discuss activity in their jurisdiction. I think I can post here sort of "under the radar".
Plastermaster
11-19-13, 02:20
I have ran into some troubles with my handle on the usasexguide side of this board because the Phoenix Police department now know who I am from that board and even referred to me as "the famous Tempe Jon from usasexguide". No, I did not get arrested or anything like that but I am now known to the Phoenix vice department. You can read the story on the Phoenix board of usasexguide. I need to change my handle. I want to change it to "Latina Lover" but I think it would be cool if it would be in Spanish. I figured on this board there would be lots and lots of people who speak "that type of Spanish" so can someone tell me how to say "Latina Lover" in Spanish?The name your looking for is amante de latinas. But I have a better one for you don jon instead of don juan. What you think, then we can all have a baptism pary at hk.
LukeSkywalker
11-19-13, 03:12
How about.
Chuparme la polla Phoenix PD.
I have ran into some troubles with my handle on the usasexguide side of this board because the Phoenix Police department now know who I am from that board and even referred to me as "the famous Tempe Jon from usasexguide". No, I did not get arrested or anything like that but I am now known to the Phoenix vice department. You can read the story on the Phoenix board of usasexguide. I need to change my handle. I want to change it to "Latina Lover" but I think it would be cool if it would be in Spanish. I figured on this board there would be lots and lots of people who speak "that type of Spanish" so can someone tell me how to say "Latina Lover" in Spanish?
AmanteDeLatina
11-19-13, 04:45
How about.
Chuparme la polla Phoenix PD.Since I do not speak Spanish I had to go to google translate to find out what that meant. That was funny I must admit!
After tooling around the various bars on Av Revo, I was lured to visit Peanuts and Beer. As I walked down the alley, the tout offered me everything and anything, which made me nervous. And then asked me to accompany him up a set of stairs. I bailed, not being convinced I was, in fact, heading into P&B with some one affiliated with the club.No need to be paranoid. P&B has an odd entrance. The touts hang out on the sidewalk. If you want to go inside you have to walk along the side of the building, under the awning thingy, to stairs towards the back of the building.
RimmDigger
11-19-13, 17:46
No need to be paranoid. P&B has an odd entrance. The touts hang out on the sidewalk. If you want to go inside you have to walk along the side of the building, under the awning thingy, to stairs towards the back of the building.Peanuts used to be a good place! Cheap and everything was allowed. For 1 buck you could do practically as much as you want for as long as you want.
I saw some amateurs girls there one time.
In fact, in that dance floor one time some girl got me naked, and she was sitting on top of me, trying to make hard. Which obviously I didn't get it. It was fun!
That was long ago. Talking about 2007 2008. That last time I went, was like 2 years ago. And it was practically abandoned. Not a single girl. Mesero told us: "don't worry, they are changing, they will be out shortly". We didn't wait to see what they had. Haven't bothered to return.
Hopefully they got it back in track in the last couple of years.
Baxter Slade
11-19-13, 18:55
CTDAN . Anxiously awaiting day 4 you have a great trip report going.
Visions of young Anna Nicole danced in my head as I packed up the room in preparation of what lay ahead. So happy with the quality of Similare's Viagra, I opted to pack my generics from India and put another visit to Av Revo on the agenda. I grinned ear to ear, revisiting the memories of the MILF duo from the night before, as I briskly walked to the border. But, a bit of sadness loomed as I knew this was my last jaunt into Tijuana for way too long.
Once in Mexico, I waived past the taxi stand armed with the knowledge that an 80 peso ride to Centro was a mere 1/4 mile away. To review, you just keep walking along the lanes of cars entering the US until there is an opening to cut across that road. There were a few locals doing the same so it was easy to find and follow. A one-way turnstile (a style that I'm now all too familiar with) awaits on the other side. Swim upstream against the few pedestrians walking into the US and at the end of the awning lie a variety of taxis who have just dropped people off. It seems their choices are to either hope for a rider back to Centro, or to beat it back to town with an empty cab. Half of something is better than all of nothing. And "half of something" seems to be defined as 80 pesos. Which is a hair over six bucks.
Riding to Centro, there is an interesting display of hundreds of white crosses with names on each around a huge grafiti sign asking "when will it stop" along about a 1/4 mile stretch of airport fence. I asked the cabbie what it was, and my best understanding is that it's in memory of people killed by the Tijuana Policia. Great. Once back on my favorite block ever, I hoped out of the car, thanked the driver and headed for Adelita. It was a bit earlier than I had been in town previously, and the talent was thin. I thanked the midget in the back of the club with a small tip for being so kind and attentive over the days, headed outside and circled to the back of the block, entering HK from the opposite side. Things were more hopping at Hong Kong, and I immediately gravitated to my preferred vantage point above the stage. I really like the VIP card, in that the night time doormen started to recognize me after I whipped it out a few times to avoid the $5 cover. Between those few covers, and a few cervezas, I probably saved half the cost of the card. I do believe that I received extra time upstairs, which is priceless at that given moment. And, I'm sure I will be back before the expiration in four months.
Monica, the lanky brunette from yesterday was all smiles, and after an obligatory drink we went upstairs for what was a very good, but not great, session of an average BJ and some RCG. I hindsight, she was too obvious in her acting and that took away from my enjoyment. I mean, come on, those porn star winces and lip bites are complete BS. Not that I don't appreciate the attempt, but some other material would have been more agreeable. There were two ladies over the course of the trip that I did not extend time on, and she was one. Not that there is anything wrong, at all, of experiencing a gorgeous brunette with a body made for the beach. But, we really didn't connect, and that was disappointing given the feigned connection that was there until I agreed to go arriba. As is always the case, the best looking ones are rarely the best ones. Downstairs, I bid her goodbye, and after a $3 cab ride I was walking down Avenido Revolucion.
I stopped in the Caliente sports book to cash in a hockey ticket, and settled into a few pony races before I left. I spent a couple of hours walking around Av Revo, stopping at some of the bars with outside tables to enjoy the local talent as they wiggled by. The going rate, if you ask during the day, at one the empty dance clubs is 2 beers (one in your hand, one iced in a bucket) , a complimentary shot of tequila in a little plastic dixie cup, and small bowl of salsa and chips is $5. The same four-pack of viagra at the same Farmacia from the day before was now $17US. Once again, I disappointedly dumped three in the toilet, not wanting to have any anxiety about La Policia or crossing the border. I stopped in Las Puglas for a drink, and really like the club. The sun was just about to set, but there were already a dozen single senioritas in the bar who outnumbered men two to one. A couple were real stunners, and one kept looking at her watch as if she was being stood up. I'm fairly confident that I was catching the eye of a nice looking middle-aged woman with superb breasts who looked like she worked in an office or something during the week. But now it was Friday, and she was getting started by sitting at a table drinking a bucket of beers by herself. My kind of woman. But not in Tijuana, not on my last night. Not while I was lusting after young Anna Nicole's imminent return to Las Chavelas. With that in mind, it was time to return to the Zona Norte, promising myself that I would be back in the US no later than midnight so that I could get to the airport early the next morning after at least a half-nights of sleep.
The two MILFs were in Adelita and reminded my of my promises of a foursome. They mocked me like "ohhh. Tomorrow. Three ladies" making hand gestures of beer bottles to mouth as we laughed and had a couple of drinks, but I wasn't ready. I bid them adios, and excitedly went to Las Chavelas. Anna Nicole was not in the booth where I left her. Or in the seat where I found her the night before. I did the complete walk around twice and she was nowhere to be found. With a sunken feeling, muttering, I headed to Hong Kong. The place was mobbed, and I had to settle for a seat down by the stage, and immediately got some companionship from a flawless blonde. The mesero who attended to me throughout most of my trip, told me he was leaving, and I gave him a tip and a big hug thanking him for such wonderful service and keeping an eye out for me. I enjoyed hanging out with my 25-year-old blonde companion, but the crowds were just too much to handle. I left and did a quick scoot through Las Chevalas to get to the other side of the block. With that trip, it was apparent that young Anna Nicole was not in the stars for the evening. I needed to figure where to go to regroup, and ended up at Tropical Bar. The scene of my first night's passionate lusting after the tall, brunette that I so wanted to take to Las Pulgas.
And, the scene from some other night of kissing and mutual fondling with some chunky dancer at the end of the Tropical bar which emerged from the depths, as she had now found me again and wanted a ficha. At least this one I remembered (unlike the one at Chicago Club). I passed, becoming concerned that time was running out, figuring I needed to make a final pass through Chavelas, Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago, and perhaps Dulce Gabbana to find my last lady. I hopped over to Las Chavelas and as soon as I walked in saw, from the back, those blonde locks that I so enjoyed the evening before."She's here!"
I told her I was so happy, and grabbed a couple of drinks as we took to a booth. She chatted in Spanish, and I in English, as we knew were this was going. After a half drink, it was upstairs for an incredible hour that I'll never, ever, forget. And then, a beer for the road with my Mexican beauty before I looked her in the eye, and sadly said "Adios." "Adios" she replied as I turned around and walked away. Six hours later, I was in my rented car and heading back to the San Diego airport groggy, red-eyed, and so content.
Thanks for the great TRs. Quick question. What club (s) were you visiting on Revu?
GolfSexRroll
11-21-13, 18:28
Visions of young Anna Nicole danced in my head as I packed up the room in preparation of what lay ahead. So happy with the quality of Similare's Viagra, I opted to pack my generics from India and put another visit to Av Revo on the agenda. I grinned ear to ear, revisiting the memories of the MILF duo from the night before, as I briskly walked to the border. But, a bit of sadness loomed as I knew this was my last jaunt into Tijuana for way too long.
Once in Mexico, I waived past the taxi stand armed with the knowledge that an 80 peso ride to Centro was a mere 1/4 mile away. To review, you just keep walking along the lanes of cars entering the US until there is an opening to cut across that road. There were a few locals doing the same so it was easy to find and follow. A one-way turnstile (a style that I'm now all too familiar with) awaits on the other side. Swim upstream against the few pedestrians walking into the US and at the end of the awning lie a variety of taxis who have just dropped people off. It seems their choices are to either hope for a rider back to Centro, or to beat it back to town with an empty cab. Half of something is better than all of nothing. And "half of something" seems to be defined as 80 pesos. Which is a hair over six bucks.
Riding to Centro, there is an interesting display of hundreds of white crosses with names on each around a huge grafiti sign asking "when will it stop" along about a 1/4 mile stretch of airport fence. I asked the cabbie what it was, and my best understanding is that it's in memory of people killed by the Tijuana Policia. Great. Once back on my favorite block ever, I hoped out of the car, thanked the driver and headed for Adelita. It was a bit earlier than I had been in town previously, and the talent was thin. I thanked the midget in the back of the club with a small tip for being so kind and attentive over the days, headed outside and circled to the back of the block, entering HK from the opposite side. Things were more hopping at Hong Kong, and I immediately gravitated to my preferred vantage point above the stage. I really like the VIP card, in that the night time doormen started to recognize me after I whipped it out a few times to avoid the $5 cover. Between those few covers, and a few cervezas, I probably saved half the cost of the card. I do believe that I received extra time upstairs, which is priceless at that given moment. And, I'm sure I will be back before the expiration in four months.
Monica, the lanky brunette from yesterday was all smiles, and after an obligatory drink we went upstairs for what was a very good, but not great, session of an average BJ and some RCG. I hindsight, she was too obvious in her acting and that took away from my enjoyment. I mean, come on, those porn star winces and lip bites are complete BS. Not that I don't appreciate the attempt, but some other material would have been more agreeable. There were two ladies over the course of the trip that I did not extend time on, and she was one. Not that there is anything wrong, at all, of experiencing a gorgeous brunette with a body made for the beach. But, we really didn't connect, and that was disappointing given the feigned connection that was there until I agreed to go arriba. As is always the case, the best looking ones are rarely the best ones. Downstairs, I bid her goodbye, and after a $3 cab ride I was walking down Avenido Revolucion.
I stopped in the Caliente sports book to cash in a hockey ticket, and settled into a few pony races before I left. I spent a couple of hours walking around Av Revo, stopping at some of the bars with outside tables to enjoy the local talent as they wiggled by. The going rate, if you ask during the day, at one the empty dance clubs is 2 beers (one in your hand, one iced in a bucket) , a complimentary shot of tequila in a little plastic dixie cup, and small bowl of salsa and chips is $5. The same four-pack of viagra at the same Farmacia from the day before was now $17US. Once again, I disappointedly dumped three in the toilet, not wanting to have any anxiety about La Policia or crossing the border. I stopped in Las Puglas for a drink, and really like the club. The sun was just about to set, but there were already a dozen single senioritas in the bar who outnumbered men two to one. A couple were real stunners, and one kept looking at her watch as if she was being stood up. I'm fairly confident that I was catching the eye of a nice looking middle-aged woman with superb breasts who looked like she worked in an office or something during the week. But now it was Friday, and she was getting started by sitting at a table drinking a bucket of beers by herself. My kind of woman. But not in Tijuana, not on my last night. Not while I was lusting after young Anna Nicole's imminent return to Las Chavelas. With that in mind, it was time to return to the Zona Norte, promising myself that I would be back in the US no later than midnight so that I could get to the airport early the next morning after at least a half-nights of sleep.
The two MILFs were in Adelita and reminded my of my promises of a foursome. They mocked me like "ohhh. Tomorrow. Three ladies" making hand gestures of beer bottles to mouth as we laughed and had a couple of drinks, but I wasn't ready. I bid them adios, and excitedly went to Las Chavelas. Anna Nicole was not in the booth where I left her. Or in the seat where I found her the night before. I did the complete walk around twice and she was nowhere to be found. With a sunken feeling, muttering, I headed to Hong Kong. The place was mobbed, and I had to settle for a seat down by the stage, and immediately got some companionship from a flawless blonde. The mesero who attended to me throughout most of my trip, told me he was leaving, and I gave him a tip and a big hug thanking him for such wonderful service and keeping an eye out for me. I enjoyed hanging out with my 25-year-old blonde companion, but the crowds were just too much to handle. I left and did a quick scoot through Las Chevalas to get to the other side of the block. With that trip, it was apparent that young Anna Nicole was not in the stars for the evening. I needed to figure where to go to regroup, and ended up at Tropical Bar. The scene of my first night's passionate lusting after the tall, brunette that I so wanted to take to Las Pulgas.
And, the scene from some other night of kissing and mutual fondling with some chunky dancer at the end of the Tropical bar which emerged from the depths, as she had now found me again and wanted a ficha. At least this one I remembered (unlike the one at Chicago Club). I passed, becoming concerned that time was running out, figuring I needed to make a final pass through Chavelas, Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago, and perhaps Dulce Gabbana to find my last lady. I hopped over to Las Chavelas and as soon as I walked in saw, from the back, those blonde locks that I so enjoyed the evening before."She's here!"
I told her I was so happy, and grabbed a couple of drinks as we took to a booth. She chatted in Spanish, and I in English, as we knew were this was going. After a half drink, it was upstairs for an incredible hour that I'll never, ever, forget. And then, a beer for the road with my Mexican beauty before I looked her in the eye, and sadly said "Adios." "Adios" she replied as I turned around and walked away. Six hours later, I was in my rented car and heading back to the San Diego airport groggy, red-eyed, and so content.Please don"t make the Viagra "Mistake" again! Any farmacia will sell a single pill for $4. Generic 100's. The best deal for generic Viagra is the farmacia across from the WAX muesem down revo 1 block from the arch for $2. 50 ea. If you absolutely NEED to have "real" I know that they have it. You need to ask the guy in the counter where they sell booze. Make sure it is in a BOX and tamper proof tape on it. VIAGRA (Pfizer) on box. Depending on the clerk it is $12/$13 ea. I think they smuggle it in, He keeps them in the safe!
Does anybody know if Ticuan hotel will change reservations for a prepaid online reservation made through their website? I'm kind of under the weather and not sure I want to be there next week. Also, my conference trip to Europe in mid December got cancelled and that might be a better time for me. Any chance of getting that reservation changed?
Otherwise I could still go. Or forgo $80. But, ugh, just ate a fee for cancelling conference registration and don't want another one.
Does anybody know if Ticuan hotel will change reservations for a prepaid online reservation made through their website? I'm kind of under the weather and not sure I want to be there next week. Also, my conference trip to Europe in mid December got cancelled and that might be a better time for me. Any chance of getting that reservation changed?
Otherwise I could still go. Or forgo $80. But, ugh, just ate a fee for cancelling conference registration and don't want another one.They will charge you for the first night only. And you can cancel within 48 hours; if I recall. I've been refunded a couple of times already.
How is the quality / quantity of girls during mid December?
Hong Kong.
Adelitas.
Street Girls.
Should I just stay stateside and cruise the downtown San Diego bars which will be my plan B.
They will charge you for the first night only. And you can cancel within 48 hours; if I recall. I've been refunded a couple of times already.Hehe. I had a reservation for just the one night. I was going to figure out what to do for following nights later but I caught the flu and am not feeling good. So at least didn't have an extended reservation paid for and it does cost much less than a competing 4* on this side.
How is the quality / quantity of girls during mid December?
Hong Kong.
Adelitas.
Street Girls.
Should I just stay stateside and cruise the downtown San Diego bars which will be my plan B.I'm also interested in this. I was planning for thanksgiving weekend (not sure if it will happen) and also pre-Christmas. Like 20th or so. I hadn't thought of it being dead then. And if it gets thinner, does it turn into a buyer or seller's market? (with the expectation that there are fewer guys there to?).
GolfSexRroll
11-23-13, 00:29
How is the quality / quantity of girls during mid December?
Hong Kong.
Adelitas.
Street Girls.
Should I just stay stateside and cruise the downtown San Diego bars which will be my plan B.There are always a good selection at all times. Most girs don't travel on the Holidays. Cost too much. Last year there was no difference in quality or quanity. Thanksgiving is not a Mexican holiday. Christmas not much difference. New Years Eve was ok in HK but nothing special. It seemed they did not add any extra girls for the added chico traffic! (It was a Monday!) IMHO Any day in Tijuana is better than SD!
Purple Helmet
11-23-13, 03:44
[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll; 1481325]It is a very addictive drug. I would not get started with it. Crazy!Oxycotin= morphine (aka heroin)
Same end result, different packaging.
Be safe,
PH
I know this isn't the correct thread, but the Mexicali thread doesn't get a lot of activity and I don't "know" any of the posters there, if you know what I mean.
Can anybody give me any intel on some 3-star or maybe 4-star hotels? Rocky the Flying Squirrel wants to go there, but she's never been. Nor have I.
I'm basically looking for someplace semi-decent (think Ticuan) that's fairly close to the local nightlife (not the zona roja).
Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
I know this isn't the correct thread, but the Mexicali thread doesn't get a lot of activity and I don't "know" any of the posters there, if you know what I mean.
Can anybody give me any intel on some 3-star or maybe 4-star hotels? Rocky the Flying Squirrel wants to go there, but she's never been. Nor have I.
I'm basically looking for someplace semi-decent (think Ticuan) that's fairly close to the local nightlife (not the zona roja).
Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.I believe there is a Hotel Lucerna (same as Tijuana) in Mexicali. The only issue with that would be location if you don't have a car. Mexicali is extremely spread out.
There is Hotel Del Norte which is smack dab in centro and within walking distance to the "triangle" with the clubs. That IMO would be your best bet for centro. Others have mentioned La Chinesca but it didn't look appealing to me (YMCA) when I saw it.
Mexicali is hotter than hell and there is NOTHING there that you can't find in Tijuana under better conditions. With that said if I lived in Calexico I would definitely hang out there. Although more than likely I would take the 2 hr bus ride to Tijuana.
I ate Chinese food there but I wasn't impressed at all. If you have a car you might do a lot better than I did. I've been twice already.
If you drive there (depending from where) you might want to look into San Luis Colorado. Tempe John posted his results a while ago. I've been through there on a bus and something sparked my interest even though it looked tiny. I'd like to go back one day.
I believe there is a Hotel Lucerna (same as Tijuana) in Mexicali. The only issue with that would be location if you don't have a car. Mexicali is extremely spread out.
There is Hotel Del Norte which is smack dab in centro and within walking distance to the "triangle" with the clubs. That IMO would be your best bet for centro. Others have mentioned La Chinesca but it didn't look appealing to me (YMCA) when I saw it.
Mexicali is hotter than hell and there is NOTHING there that you can't find in Tijuana under better conditions. With that said if I lived in Calexico I would definitely hang out there. Although more than likely I would take the 2 hr bus ride to Tijuana.
I ate Chinese food there but I wasn't impressed at all. If you have a car you might do a lot better than I did. I've been twice already.
If you drive there (depending from where) you might want to look into San Luis Colorado. Tempe John posted his results a while ago. I've been through there on a bus and something sparked my interest even though it looked tiny. I'd like to go back one day.Thanks, Arts!
I'm dithering between the Lucerna and the Araiza. Similar properties. Not sure which might be the better location.
I'll have a car, so transport, at least until it's time to go clubbing, won't be an issue. However, I have no idea of the cost of taxis or distance to the nightlife.
This is Rocky's idea, probably because she's never been. I definitely believe Tijuana offers more for less, but who am I to argue?
Do you know if there is a local equivalent to Tijuana's Calle Sexta? That would probably be ideal.
Others have said that Mexicali has lots of good Chinese food. I live in one end of the San Gabriel Valley, so I'm surrounded by all the Chinese food one could want or imagine. Just about every major Chinese cuisine style can be found within a 5-minute drive, all is pretty authentic and much of it as good as anything I've had in Hong Kong or Taipei. About the only thing I haven't seen available is roast dog. So, I am always skeptical when a place bills itself as having excellent Chinese food. So I may skip that cuisine altogether. Rocky may have other ideas.
SLC looks interesting from the map. Time permitting, we'll take a drive over there. Thanks for the tip.
Thanks, Arts!
However, I have no idea of the cost of taxis or distance to the nightlife.
Do you know if there is a local equivalent to Tijuana's Calle Sexta? That would probably be ideal.Taxis would be roughly $6/8 each way from anything in close proximity to centro. HOWEVER definitely get a few TAXI CO. Numbers to carry around with you. I had a hassle catching a cab outside the mall and the sun was beating down on me like a sledgehammer. For some reason they prefer you to call them for pick ups. Maybe it has to do with crime.
I didn't see anything that resembles a Calle Sexta. There is what is called the triangle where the few Tijuana type bars are then maybe a few for people into cumbia and banda. Unfortunately I found the city to have ZERO vibe but you do need to see it once.
If you are used to good Chinese food (ME / NYC) you will be disappointed. Although I will say it is 1, 000, 000 times better than the crap they serve you in Tijuana.
Others have said that Mexicali has lots of good Chinese food.I agree with Art on this one; the Chinese food sucks there. I was there for one night, tried two recommended places, they both sucked!
There are always a good selection at all times. Most girs don't travel on the Holidays. Cost too much. Last year there was no difference in quality or quanity. Thanksgiving is not a Mexican holiday. Christmas not much difference. New Years Eve was ok in HK but nothing special. It seemed they did not add any extra girls for the added chico traffic! (It was a Monday!) IMHO Any day in Tijuana is better than SD!There is usually some hot 18 year old SW around the holidays getting initiated and making Christmas cash. New Years was cold and slow but like he said it beats other places. You'll have 30 percent less option but
Still worthwhile especially for a newbie because he hasn't seen any of the girls before.
Peanuts used to be a good place! Cheap and everything was allowed. For 1 buck you could do practically as much as you want for as long as you want.
I saw some amateurs girls there one time.
In fact, in that dance floor one time some girl got me naked, and she was sitting on top of me, trying to make hard. Which obviously I didn't get it. It was fun!
That was long ago. Talking about 2007 2008. That last time I went, was like 2 years ago. And it was practically abandoned. Not a single girl. Mesero told us: "don't worry, they are changing, they will be out shortly". We didn't wait to see what they had. Haven't bothered to return.
Hopefully they got it back in track in the last couple of years.Peanuts also had crooked con artist maseros.
After crossing over, took the yellow cab to HK and on the way, he was trying to convince us to go to Lexor or something. But we told him we're going to HK. Got there and walked in, and the first thing is the waiters trying to get you upstairs for drinks but my seasoned friends said just keep walking to the bar and we did. This is much cheaper option! We ordered few drinks as we roamed around as other reviewers stated, there's tons of girls and shaving cream shows in the back and upstairs! Not to be missed out! You can finger bang the girls for a buck! Some guy drove in and eat the girl out in front of everyone and his face and neck was cover full of cream! There's a towel guy to wipe that crap off. As I was walking back to the front to meet up with my buds, I saw this hot Latina in white tiny top and tiny skirt, and I knew I was in Love! We kinda talk since her English wasn't that good but enough to understand. I took her to the 2nd floor for drinks and boy she must've been thirsty and down the shot in 2 minutes! Of course the waiter was always standing around. We talked and first thing she did was putting her hand on my cock and said want to fuck? Wow, wish all the girls I pick up on the US bar would say that to me! LOL. I said, you're not shy are you? We joked and started to make out as I was feeling her DD fake and her nipples were standing hard and so was my pole! Asked the price and she told me $80 / hh and she seemed cool so I asked about an hour and she wanted $160 but I negotiated down to $140 man it was well worth it. We walked to the front and she got a robe and I tipped the guy. Went to the hotel upstairs like your typical hotel and I bought her another drink which was much cheaper and only for $4 and didn't have to tip! Got into the room, very nice and clean with shower. She undress as I put on some tunes on my iPhone. She had the perfect fake titties. As she slowly undressed, my pole naturally rises and we're off to the races. Probably most people get half hour so seemed at first she was in a hurry but I reminded her it was an hour we have and it turned into GFE session with kissing, exploring of each other. I went down on her and she was fresh and clean and she was moaning like crazy. She was totally into it. We had fun. Afterwards, we went back to the club. My buds asked what took so long! LOL. We hung out for another 2 hours and I saw Chektel, man another hot Latina who looked similar to my first girl. She was even better than my first girl! She was total GFE and I wished I got an hour with her. Her English was better than the first girl and she totally felt like my GF. She loved to kiss and we were making out the whole session and kept calling me Pepe. Pepe fuck me harder and faster. At one point, we needed more lube. She opened the door and scream something in Spanish. As she was at the door, she was wiggling her perfect booty! I couldn't resist so I enter her from behind as we're waiting for the lube. After we got it, I had her stand up bent over the bed and as I'm fucking her from behind, I was looking at the bathroom mirror as her titties were bouncing back and forth. Afterwards, she said I was really bad and wore her out and she has to work all night too. But she had a happy smile and kinda walked funny going back down. LOL! Overall killer time! Yes a bit more expensive than other club which I need to check out next time. Tip for you all, don't eat the taco on the corner store! Me and my buddies all got bad stomach ache after eating the tacos and I don't mean the pink tacos!
Happy Mongering!
Normus Johnson
12-04-13, 22:11
After crossing over, took the yellow cab to HK and on the way, he was trying to convince us to go to Lexor or something. But we told him we're going to HK. Got there and walked in, and the first thing is the waiters trying to get you upstairs for drinks but my seasoned friends said just keep walking to the bar and we did. This is much cheaper option! We ordered few drinks as we roamed around as other reviewers stated, there's tons of girls and shaving cream shows in the back and upstairs! Not to be missed out! You can finger bang the girls for a buck! Some guy drove in and eat the girl out in front of everyone and his face and neck was cover full of cream! There's a towel guy to wipe that crap off. As I was walking back to the front to meet up with my buds, I saw this hot Latina in white tiny top and tiny skirt, and I knew I was in Love! We kinda talk since her English wasn't that good but enough to understand. I took her to the 2nd floor for drinks and boy she must've been thirsty and down the shot in 2 minutes! Of course the waiter was always standing around. We talked and first thing she did was putting her hand on my cock and said want to fuck? Wow, wish all the girls I pick up on the US bar would say that to me! LOL. I said, you're not shy are you? We joked and started to make out as I was feeling her DD fake and her nipples were standing hard and so was my pole! Asked the price and she told me $80 / hh and she seemed cool so I asked about an hour and she wanted $160 but I negotiated down to $140 man it was well worth it. We walked to the front and she got a robe and I tipped the guy. Went to the hotel upstairs like your typical hotel and I bought her another drink which was much cheaper and only for $4 and didn't have to tip! Got into the room, very nice and clean with shower. She undress as I put on some tunes on my iPhone. She had the perfect fake titties. As she slowly undressed, my pole naturally rises and we're off to the races. Probably most people get half hour so seemed at first she was in a hurry but I reminded her it was an hour we have and it turned into GFE session with kissing, exploring of each other. I went down on her and she was fresh and clean and she was moaning like crazy. She was totally into it...I think she saw you coming. Rate is way too high. Should be about half.
El Lobo Solo
12-05-13, 03:27
it turned into GFE session with kissing, exploring of each other. I went down on her and she was fresh and clean and she was moaning like crazy. She was totally into it. We had fun. Afterwards, we went back to the club. My buds asked what took so long! LOL. We hung out for another 2 hours and I saw Chektel, man another hot Latina who looked similar to my first girl. She was even better than my first girl! She was total GFE and I wished I got an hour with her. Her English was better than the first girl and she totally felt like my GF. She loved to kiss and we were making out the whole session and kept calling me Pepe. Pepe fuck me harder and faster. At one point, we needed more lube. She opened the door and scream something in Spanish. As she was at the door, she was wiggling her perfect booty! I couldn't resist so I enter her from behind as we're waiting for the lube. After we got it, I had her stand up bent over the bed and as I'm fucking her from behind, I was looking at the bathroom mirror as her titties were bouncing back and forth. Afterwards, she said I was really bad and wore her out and she has to work all night too. But she had a happy smile and kinda walked funny going back down. LOL! Overall killer time! Yes a bit more expensive than other club which I need to check out next time. Tip for you all, don't eat the taco on the corner store! Me and my buddies all got bad stomach ache after eating the tacos and I don't mean the pink tacos!
Happy Mongering!Hey Batuk,
Great report. You got the porn star experience and memories to savor. I love that scene with the titties bouncing in the mirror. And don't worry about the price. I don't think you overpaid. You got excellent value for your dollars IMO.
Don Smith 10
12-05-13, 05:37
I think she saw you coming. Rate is way too high. Should be about half.I agree with you. Maybe its on his face that please rip me off. To newbe: Price for chicas at HK 600-700 pesos for half hour and 800-1000 pesos for a hour. Period.
AmanteDeLatina
12-05-13, 05:42
I am just curious, has any of you regular Mexico travelers had to renew a passport before? Mine expired and I just sent in an application to renew it for a new passport card this time. How long in the past has it taken for you to get your new renewal passports? I kind of want to go to Tijuana in January and I am hoping it is back in time.
I am just curious, has any of you regular Mexico travelers had to renew a passport before? Mine expired and I just sent in an application to renew it for a new passport card this time. How long in the past has it taken for you to get your new renewal passports? I kind of want to go to Tijuana in January and I am hoping it is back in time.Pay the extra $85 to have the process expedited.
ItsMeBeyatch
12-05-13, 08:13
If you were born in the USA then just bring your drivers license and you will be ok.
I am just curious, has any of you regular Mexico travelers had to renew a passport before? Mine expired and I just sent in an application to renew it for a new passport card this time. How long in the past has it taken for you to get your new renewal passports? I kind of want to go to Tijuana in January and I am hoping it is back in time.
Hi,
I just discover this website. I'm curious about trying to be a scort. I'm living in Mexico City and I do speak good English, French and a bit of Italian. (native Spanish also of course)
I believe I'm good company. I'm good making people laugh. Beside I know I'm good doing other things as well.
I'm just writing here to get some advice. I believe that being with foreigners is less possible to ran in to someone that I already know.
Well my questions are the following:
Where do you think I can try to find guys?
How much should I charge?
Thanks for the advice.
Xoxo
Hi,
I just discover this website. I'm curious about trying to be a scort. I'm living in Mexico City and I do speak good English, French and a bit of Italian. (native Spanish also of course)
I believe I'm good company. I'm good making people laugh. Beside I know I'm good doing other things as well.
I'm just writing here to get some advice. I believe that being with foreigners is less possible to ran in to someone that I already know.
Well my questions are the following:
Where do you think I can try to find guys?
How much should I charge?
Thanks for the advice.
XoxoOn the off chance that this is a serious post, I'll toss in my 2 centavos.
If you live in DF you're barking up the wrong tree by posting in the Tijuana thread. The market in Tijuana is different than that of DF.
If you want to meet foreigners you'll need to relocate to Tijuana or someplace that foreigners frequent. Other options might be Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallarta, Cancun.
Advertise on Craigslist or another Internet forum. Post ads in English if you want gringos, Spanish if you want more local customers.
Charge what the market will bear. That will vary from place to place.
If you want more information, buy a Senior Membership and send me a PM.
Where do you think I can try to find guys?
How much should I charge?I'll give you 20 pesos for a great uncovered blowjob!:)
Wrong forum. But thanks I Believe Craigslist will work. Also writing my post in English and French could work.
On the off chance that this is a serious post, I'll toss in my 2 centavos.
If you live in DF you're barking up the wrong tree by posting in the Tijuana thread. The market in Tijuana is different than that of DF.
If you want to meet foreigners you'll need to relocate to Tijuana or someplace that foreigners frequent. Other options might be Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallarta, Cancun.
Advertise on Craigslist or another Internet forum. Post ads in English if you want gringos, Spanish if you want more local customers.
Charge what the market will bear. That will vary from place to place.
If you want more information, buy a Senior Membership and send me a PM.
Hi,
I just discover this website. I'm curious about trying to be a scort. I'm living in Mexico City and I do speak good English, French and a bit of Italian. (native Spanish also of course)
I believe I'm good company. I'm good making people laugh. Beside I know I'm good doing other things as well.
I'm just writing here to get some advice. I believe that being with foreigners is less possible to ran in to someone that I already know.
Well my questions are the following:
Where do you think I can try to find guys?
How much should I charge?
Thanks for the advice.
XoxoIf you're pretty good looking, then I wouldn't mind trying you out if you come to Tijuana. Send me a message and some photos and perhaps we can meet.
I agree with you. Maybe its on his face that please rip me off. To newbe: Price for chicas at HK 600-700 pesos for half hour and 800-1000 pesos for a hour. Period.Hmm. I from USA Signor so no Pesos, dollas only. I have been to Zona few time after my first visit (FR) and none of the decent chicas came down below 60hh or 120 full hour. The so called 9-10s asked for 100 for hh which I turned down. Anyhow Tijuana rocks!
AmanteDeLatina
12-07-13, 02:33
Hmm. I from USA Signor so no Pesos, dollas only. I have been to Zona few time after my first visit (FR) and none of the decent chicas came down below 60hh or 120 full hour. The so called 9-10s asked for 100 for hh which I turned down. Anywho Tijuana rocks!Tell them "Yo no soy un gabacho loco! Solo voy a paga $60". ROFL
Hmm. I from USA Signor so no Pesos, dollas only. I have been to Zona few time after my first visit (FR) and none of the decent chicas came down below 60hh or 120 full hour. The so called 9-10s asked for 100 for hh which I turned down. Anywho Tijuana rocks!There are at least 4 money changing booths on the way into Tijuana. Get your pesos there. 600. 700 pesos is 47. 55 at recent exchange rates. An hour is never double the half hour price. About 50% more is a good rule of thumb. Send them packing if they won't budge.
Tell them "Yo no soy un gabacho loco! Solo voy a paga $60". ROFLThank you for the great quote. Will store this in my smartphone; to be used next time.
I have been to Tijuana only twice. Once I had a girl at Adelitas. The second time at Hong Kong bar. I paid $100 both times.
Each girl told me that $100 is the standard price for 30 minutes.
I wonder if I'm getting ripped off or if you guys are just good negotiators. I tried to bargain with several girls at both bars but they got up and walked away. Everyone stuck to $100.
ItsMeBeyatch
12-09-13, 04:15
Ripped off 100% ripped off.
I have been to Tijuana only twice. Once I had a girl at Adelitas. The second time at Hong Kong bar. I paid $100 both times.
Each girl told me that $100 is the standard price for 30 minutes.
I wonder if I'm getting ripped off or if you guys are just good negotiators. I tried to bargain with several girls at both bars but they got up and walked away. Everyone stuck to $100.
Walked across on Friday and got a room above Hong Kong. Went down and found a cutie within 15 minutes. This was my first trip and I am accustomed to massage parlors in socal where guys rate a girl as an 8 or 9 but then I'd rate as a 6 in my book. I decided on this initial trip based on Intel off this forum. Anyways what I'm getting at is that I'm picky. So I'm impressed with the overall quality at hk. So I see plenty of girls right off the bat and the first 8 I see I grab her. She says 80. I say 60. She says 70. I say 60 and if you're good, I'll tip 10. She was good and earned the 10 tip. Sorry I had a few beers and I'm horrible with names. I then go down and check out the alley. Meh. I see one I'm interested in but we had a bit of a language barrier and she seemed a little too anxious. Passed and headed to ab. Found another good one in 10 min. Offered dt and all positions. She said 70 I countered with 60. Off to the races and I had a good time with her as well. Back to Hong Kong and chilled with girl #1 for a while just hanging out. I had my eye on the blonde in the black dress dancing on the bar with her friends. Grabbed her for a drink. She was uptight. She wanted 100 and made it clear 2 positions only. Hmmmm. Decided on the VIP instead as a trial run. Good decision on my part. Allowed little touching and I could tell this wasnt going well. Got the knock, grabbed my beer and split. Bummer because she is smoking hot.
Hung around for a while and found another one. Maybe a 7. Started talking to her just to be social. She says it's her first day and she is nervous, just started 15 minutes ago. I know I know. Well half of me thinks she's full of it, the other half thinks this could be interesting. After talking for a few I figure it's 70 so who cares. Oh well turns out to be a dead fish. Ended up getting my rocks off though. Alright at this point I need a rest. I grab a hot dog and chill. For about 10 minutes LOL. Back into ab I go. Find a hottie, an 8, and she says 70. I say 50. She says ok. I'm thinking damn that was easy so I tell her I'll be right back I got to use the bano. On the way I see another hottie. She says 70. I say 50. She says 60. I says 50 again, she says no. I leave and go to the bathroom. On my way out I pass her again and whisper sincuenta in her ear. She says let's go. She ended up being the best of the night. About 5' natural the's. Cutie for sure. I was 3 pops in at this point so I pounded away for quite a while and she took it like a champ with no complaints.
Whew. Story of 4 pops from 4pm till 10 pm. Walked back across 5 minute wait at customs. Drivers license only. No issues. Will be back soon. Half of me wishes I wouldn't have found this place. I can see myself spending allot of time there after I get dialed in a little better.
Ath Trainer
12-09-13, 11:59
I have been to Tijuana only twice. Once I had a girl at Adelitas. The second time at Hong Kong bar. I paid $100 both times.
Each girl told me that $100 is the standard price for 30 minutes.
I wonder if I'm getting ripped off or if you guys are just good negotiators. I tried to bargain with several girls at both bars but they got up and walked away. Everyone stuck to $100.You are paying way too much. Last visit, I never paid more than. 60. That was their asking price too. No negotiation necessary.
There are at least 4 money changing booths on the way into Tijuana. Get your pesos there. 600. 700 pesos is 47. 55 at recent exchange rates. An hour is never double the half hour price. About 50% more is a good rule of thumb. Send them packing if they won't budge.Thank you! I will change some USD to Peso next time. My Spanish is limited to Como estas. Hope chicas will accept Peso Dinero from a Gringo. Should be interesting, brrrr. Its snowing outside, can't wait to be in SoCal / Tijuana soon.
Tijuana year end review 2013:
I see more foreign tourist than Americans on Revolution. Many new eatery on Revolution. Friendly service for most part.
Hotel Ticuane raised it prices by 20% and has a whole floor dedicated to bypass and other surgical procedures associated with Hospital Jeruselam.
Rio still on early closure schedule (10 pm). Tijuana food still has taste & flavor and feast are fun.
CBP (USA Border Patrol) still no "Welcome to USA" greeting. Ran into strict interpretation of declaration and quiz mode with some agents. New lines created to experdiate the crossing. Still confussion exits.
Taxi & Buses.
$4 to Revolution Taxi.
5 pesos by Bus to Revo.
Happy Hour Tequilla Shots.
Available at some local market from 11 pm to 5, limit 2.
Movie House:
55 pesos
VIP.
140 pesos (Rio Only)
Cost of Chica Service is always in flux at Tijuana subject to nego.
Angie SW on the street starts at $20 and ends up at $55 for 15 minutes. Spends her energy on nego.
HK girl starts at $70 on the Si Si program and ends at $100 another one in nego mode
These are not the typical but it happens.
$20 for SW and $60 for BG norm (not icluding the welcome drink).
Babyjo look at the the whole pic. All is good.
Happy Holidays.
You are paying way too much. Last visit, I never paid more than. 60. That was their asking price too. No negotiation necessary.
Baby Jo, I have to agree with the others. You paid too much, unless you went for an hour? For an hour $100. 00 could be acceptable but for the standard 30 min up to room and back never pay more then $60. 00.
As for the girls that walk away, let them walk away. Its all a game and they may have sensed you were new to it and played yea.
There many girls spread out in all those clubs and on the street, also check the other clubs. Seems like the Hong Kong girls are getting an attitude lately and Hong Kong is not the only bar in town with nice chicas.
Check out the other clubs and shop around.
I have been to Tijuana only twice. Once I had a girl at Adelitas. The second time at Hong Kong bar. I paid $100 both times.
Each girl told me that $100 is the standard price for 30 minutes.
I wonder if I'm getting ripped off or if you guys are just good negotiators. I tried to bargain with several girls at both bars but they got up and walked away. Everyone stuck to $100.
Nice report and I like how you got the chick down to $50. 00. I think I'm going down this Friday.
For now on I am starting out at $40 and settling for $50 if needed.
Walked across on Friday and got a room above Hong Kong. Went down and found a cutie within 15 minutes. This was my first trip and I am accustomed to massage parlors in socal where guys rate a girl as an 8 or 9 but then I'd rate as a 6 in my book. I decided on this initial trip based on Intel off this forum. Anyways what I'm getting at is that I'm picky. So I'm impressed with the overall quality at hk. So I see plenty of girls right off the bat and the first 8 I see I grab her. She says 80. I say 60. She says 70. I say 60 and if you're good, I'll tip 10. She was good and earned the 10 tip. Sorry I had a few beers and I'm horrible with names. I then go down and check out the alley. Meh. I see one I'm interested in but we had a bit of a language barrier and she seemed a little too anxious. Passed and headed to ab. Found another good one in 10 min. Offered dt and all positions. She said 70 I countered with 60. Off to the races and I had a good time with her as well. Back to Hong Kong and chilled with girl #1 for a while just hanging out. I had my eye on the blonde in the black dress dancing on the bar with her friends. Grabbed her for a drink. She was uptight. She wanted 100 and made it clear 2 positions only. Hmmmm. Decided on the VIP instead as a trial run. Good decision on my part. Allowed little touching and I could tell this wasnt going well. Got the knock, grabbed my beer and split. Bummer because she is smoking hot.
Hung around for a while and found another one. Maybe a 7. Started talking to her just to be social. She says it's her first day and she is nervous, just started 15 minutes ago. I know I know. Well half of me thinks she's full of it, the other half thinks this could be interesting. After talking for a few I figure it's 70 so who cares. Oh well turns out to be a dead fish. Ended up getting my rocks off though. Alright at this point I need a rest. I grab a hot dog and chill. For about 10 minutes LOL. Back into ab I go. Find a hottie, an 8, and she says 70. I say 50. She says ok. I'm thinking damn that was easy so I tell her I'll be right back I got to use the bano. On the way I see another hottie. She says 70. I say 50. She says 60. I says 50 again, she says no. I leave and go to the bathroom. On my way out I pass her again and whisper sincuenta in her ear. She says let's go. She ended up being the best of the night. About 5' natural the's. Cutie for sure. I was 3 pops in at this point so I pounded away for quite a while and she took it like a champ with no complaints.
Whew. Story of 4 pops from 4pm till 10 pm. Walked back across 5 minute wait at customs. Drivers license only. No issues. Will be back soon. Half of me wishes I wouldn't have found this place. I can see myself spending allot of time there after I get dialed in a little better.
Just booked a trip today. While doing some research I haven't seen a lot talking about travel from San Diego to Tijuana only border crossing. I assume that the taxi that picks you up at the beach in San Diego and drops you at Hong Kong then takes you back doesn't exist because of the unpredictable wait times at the border. I guess that I am ok walking across but is there taxi's or buses that run on the American side 24/7 and what is the cost from say downtown SD to the border?
Coming in Mid February for 5 or 6 days. Researching rather to stay in SD or maybe Tijuana or a beach town in Mexico and drive in a rental car back and forth. Would be lying if I said I wasn't somewhat concerned about safety being a newbie to Tijuana. Not as worried about being in town as I am getting to and from Zone Norte.
Welcome any advice.
Just booked a trip today. While doing some research I haven't seen a lot talking about travel from San Diego to Tijuana only border crossing. I assume that the taxi that picks you up at the beach in San Diego and drops you at Hong Kong then takes you back doesn't exist because of the unpredictable wait times at the border. I guess that I am ok walking across but is there taxi's or buses that run on the American side 24/7 and what is the cost from say downtown SD to the border?
Coming in Mid February for 5 or 6 days. Researching rather to stay in SD or maybe Tijuana or a beach town in Mexico and drive in a rental car back and forth. Would be lying if I said I wasn't somewhat concerned about safety being a newbie to Tijuana. Not as worried about being in town as I am getting to and from Zone Norte.
Welcome any advice.Since you mentioned that you booked a trip, I presume you're flying into SAN. There have been posts on here providing extensive details on how to get from the airport to the border. You have options if you decide not to rent a car and stay in SD, most rental car companies will specifically tell you not to take their car into Mexico. Unless you have business meetings and must stay in SD, I would suggest you stay in Tijuana (presuming that mongering is the sole reason for your trip).
At the airport you can get on Bus #992 to American Plaza and then get the Blue Line trolley to San Ysidro. The public transit option will cost you $5 bucks for a day pass, plus a couple bucks for the transit card, and will take a bit more than an hour travel time from the airport. This is a great option if you're arriving during the daytime, if your flight arrives at night and you're not comfortable with the public transit option, there are shuttle vans at the airport that can take you to the San Ysidro border for about $50-$55.
If you don't have to be in SD for work, but you still want to stay in the USA, the Motel 6 in San Ysidro is a good option, and you can cross back & forth every night. It's about a twenty minute walk to the border, if you like to walk, or you can just call a cab to pick you up.
As I mentioned before, I suggest you stay in Tijuana, it's easy, safe, and economical. There is so much more to Tijuana than the Zona bars, so you'll have many interesting daytime options for entertaining yourself.
I happen to like the Hotel Ticuan, but also lower cost option like Hotel Caesar too. Some may recommend to you the Hotel Cascadas in the zona, affiliated with Hong Kong club, it's convenient for a night or two, but it's essentially a short-time hotel. Mix and match if you like, stay a night in the zona and then move to a regular hotel. There's so much good info already posted by others, and you still have plenty of time before your trip, so keep reading the previous trip reports on the forum.
Cheers,
Keg.
P. S. Bring a camera and post pics with your trip report.
Don Smith 10
12-10-13, 21:17
Nice report and I like how you got the chick down to $50. 00. I think I'm going down this Friday.
For now on I am starting out at $40 and settling for $50 if needed.If you start with 500 pesos, she will counter with 600 pesos. But if you start with $40, she will counter $60. Just my experience. I met lots of hotties at Hk who accept 600 pesos. Happy hunting!
John Magellan
12-11-13, 18:22
A few months ago I flew in and decided not to mess with the public transport. Got in a taxi and asked the driver how much for a meter fare run to the border, he replied usually comes out to about $65. I then asked how much for a flat rate run all inclusive, he replied $50. Thirty minutes later (we did hit some traffic) he dropped me as close as you can get to the San Ysidro new pedestrian entry.
FYI. All smart cabbies will do flat rates to well known locations, always is cheaper, does not show on their daily income unless they declare it.
Just booked a trip today. While doing some research I haven't seen a lot talking about travel from San Diego to Tijuana only border crossing. I assume that the taxi that picks you up at the beach in San Diego and drops you at Hong Kong then takes you back doesn't exist because of the unpredictable wait times at the border. I guess that I am ok walking across but is there taxi's or buses that run on the American side 24/7 and what is the cost from say downtown SD to the border?
Coming in Mid February for 5 or 6 days. Researching rather to stay in SD or maybe Tijuana or a beach town in Mexico and drive in a rental car back and forth. Would be lying if I said I wasn't somewhat concerned about safety being a newbie to Tijuana. Not as worried about being in town as I am getting to and from Zone Norte.
Welcome any advice.
Living in SD st the time, I was a Tijuana 'frequent flyer' from about 1995 to 2001. Then, I often used the Mexicoach bus going to and from. At the time, returning to the border via this bus was easier for me because the bus unloaded passengers to a side door of the building, whereupon the passengers were processed through a separate line. This eliminated waiting in the long line outside (granted the bus often took a long time in traffic to get to the disembarkation point). All in all, there was no real time savings but it was a hell of a lot easier. And a couple of bucks cheaper too.
I'm planning a trip soon. Does anyone know if the Mexicoach still operates this way on the trip from downtown Tijuana to the border? If not, no big deal. I'll just take a taxi and get in line like everybody else.
Footnote. I've done a lot of reading here and researching to catch up since a lot can and has changed in over a decade. It's been fun looking at amateur videos, google street view, all sorts of blurry clips from HK, AB, and LC. Most I've seen so far are either old, almost unviewable or generally useless except for a few seconds of mediocre entertainment. This group seems to be by far the best source of good intel. So. After my trip (3days / nights) I hope to give back with some good intel of my own.
Cheers
Don Smith 10
12-12-13, 06:13
Living in SD st the time, I was a Tijuana 'frequent flyer' from about 1995 to 2001. Then, I often used the Mexicoach bus going to and from. At the time, returning to the border via this bus was easier for me because the bus unloaded passengers to a side door of the building, whereupon the passengers were processed through a separate line. This eliminated waiting in the long line outside (granted the bus often took a long time in traffic to get to the disembarkation point). All in all, there was no real time savings but it was a hell of a lot easier. And a couple of bucks cheaper too.
I'm planning a trip soon. Does anyone know if the Mexicoach still operates this way on the trip from downtown Tijuana to the border? If not, no big deal. I'll just take a taxi and get in line like everybody else.
Footnote. I've done a lot of reading here and researching to catch up since a lot can and has changed in over a decade. It's been fun looking at amateur videos, google street view, all sorts of blurry clips from HK, AB, and LC. Most I've seen so far are either old, almost unviewable or generally useless except for a few seconds of mediocre entertainment. This group seems to be by far the best source of good intel. So. After my trip (3days / nights) I hope to give back with some good intel of my own.
CheersHere is web site for mexicoach. http://www.mexicoach.com/schedules
Living in SD st the time, I was a Tijuana 'frequent flyer' from about 1995 to 2001.I wish I had your resume. I started going down in 2001 and from what I know that's when things started to change. Apparently it used to be a lot raunchier.
When you write your report please try to compare Tijuana then vs now. It will make for an interesting read.
Good Luck
Since you mentioned that you booked a trip, I presume you're flying into SAN. There have been posts on here providing extensive details on how to get from the airport to the border. You have options if you decide not to rent a car and stay in SD, most rental car companies will specifically tell you not to take their car into Mexico. Unless you have business meetings and must stay in SD, I would suggest you stay in Tijuana (presuming that mongering is the sole reason for your trip).
At the airport you can get on Bus #992 to American Plaza and then get the Blue Line trolley to San Ysidro. The public transit option will cost you $5 bucks for a day pass, plus a couple bucks for the transit card, and will take a bit more than an hour travel time from the airport. This is a great option if you're arriving during the daytime, if your flight arrives at night and you're not comfortable with the public transit option, there are shuttle vans at the airport that can take you to the San Ysidro border for about $50-$55.
If you don't have to be in SD for work, but you still want to stay in the USA, the Motel 6 in San Ysidro is a good option, and you can cross back & forth every night. It's about a twenty minute walk to the border, if you like to walk, or you can just call a cab to pick you up..Thanks Keg for the response. Yes the main purpose of my trip is mongering and snow dodging back home. Ideally I would play in San Diego during the day and hit Tijuana after dark then head back to San Diego around midnight, but the delay at the border may make that tough. I think I am going to rent a car but leave it on the US side and walk across the first night. Have a hotel booked for one night and just see how things play out. The car was only $150 for a week so if it just sits it's still nice to have if I need it.
The Hotel Ticuan look like its a mile or so from Hong Kong. I've been using that as a central location. I trust that it is safe to jump in a cab and get delivered to and from the Zone.
I am really excited about my first trip to Tijuana. Been to The Dominican, St Marteen, Curacao, Costa Rica and Aruba. Adding this to my list but other then the Dominican this is my most anxious trip due to safety concerns. Hell I go to Detroit 12 times a year and I don't get this anxious.
I wish I had your resume. I started going down in 2001 and from what I know that's when things started to change. Apparently it used to be a lot raunchier.
When you write your report please try to compare Tijuana then vs now. It will make for an interesting read.
Good LuckArtisttyp, that's my idea. I can say a few things now, like back then Chicago was already on the decline, but could still be a blast on late Fri or Sat nights. Dead all other times. A joint called 'El Tejano' (sp?) was where HK is now, Revo on weekends was still a complete asylum of younger people getting drunk and stupid, and there were still some ridiculously seedy 'strip' bars (if you could call them that) on Revo between 6th and 7th. Madonna's came and went, came back, and went. Adelita's was definitely the center of things for gringo fun in the zona. I fing loved that place. Enough on all that until after next trip.
Happy hunting.
GolfSexRroll
12-12-13, 18:23
Thanks Keg for the response. Yes the main purpose of my trip is mongering and snow dodging back home. Ideally I would play in San Diego during the day and hit Tijuana after dark then head back to San Diego around midnight, but the delay at the border may make that tough. I think I am going to rent a car but leave it on the US side and walk across the first night. Have a hotel booked for one night and just see how things play out. The car was only $150 for a week so if it just sits it's still nice to have if I need it.
The Hotel Ticuan look like its a mile or so from Hong Kong. I've been using that as a central location. I trust that it is safe to jump in a cab and get delivered to and from the Zone.
I am really excited about my first trip to Tijuana. Been to The Dominican, St Marteen, Curacao, Costa Rica and Aruba. Adding this to my list but other then the Dominican this is my most anxious trip due to safety concerns. Hell I go to Detroit 12 times a year and I don't get this anxious.Tijuana is WAY more tame than Detroit I would be shitting my pants in Detroit. Hell I feel less safe in Many places in San Diego! Hehehe. Take cabs and just be carefull (just like any city) don't get Shitty drunk, and don't be an Asshole and you will be fine.
Tijuana is WAY more tame than Detroit I would be shitting my pants in Detroit. Hell I feel less safe in Many places in San Diego! Hehehe. Take cabs and just be carefull (just like any city) don't get Shitty drunk, and don't be an Asshole and you will be fine.LOL, yes GSR I agree about Detroit. When I was there for a trade show we didn't even go out at night there, we drove across to Windsor, CN to party. THe strip clubs were much more fun.
I enjoy Tijuana, outside the zona people are friendly and helpful, easy to explore. Of course inside the zona you should be more safety conscience.
TimP, there is usually a yellow cab in the parking área at the Ticuan entrance, so it's very convenient to cab to the zona bars. I like to walk, so from there I usually walk early evenings, but always take a cab back to the hotel when it's late night. I would really recommend that you spend more of your time in Tijuana rather than in SD, just my two cents.
Cheers,
Keg
I figured I'd post here as this has little or nothing to do with naughty bars in Mexicali. If it did, I'd post in that thread.
Rocky the Flying Squirrel wanted to go someplace. I suggested Rosarito or Tecate. She suggested Mexicali. So I booked a couple of nights in the Lucerna.
Of course, Saturday was freezing cold, windy and raining like hell all day. Late start, bad traffic, etc, had me a bit frazzled by the time I crossed into Otay. I thought the weather would get better, but it never really did.
The drive to Mexicali is nice. Well, it would have been nice if it wasn't rainy and windy. The road from Tijuana through Tecate is nice, basically a long uphill grade. But, once you get past the last toll booth it turns into Wolf Creek Pass (tip of the hat to C W McCall). Steep-ass hill, rainy, windy, all the semis had their Jake wide open trying to idle down the hill, unfamiliar road, bunches of off-camber turns, hoping the semis and buses would keep in their lane as I passed, shit. I'd rather have a root canal.
I hate arriving in a strange city at night. My Google Map was wrong, or something, and we got lost 4 or 5 times. Had to stop at various and sundry gas stations and convenience stores but we finally found the place. After unpacking Rocky wanted to go eat. I practically hadn't seen a female in two weeks and had other things on my mind. But, a nice, albeit a bit quick, BBBJCIM took care of matters nicely.
We headed out to eat. I wondered about the wisdom of sushi in Mexicali, although there are several large places. There are scads of Chinese places, too, but I have plenty of that at home. After checking out a couple of places we decided to head to Mr. Pampas. I was preparing to turn left out of a parking lot when one of Mexicali's finest cruised by slowly, slowed when he saw me and gave me a very long look. I smelled trouble. I pulled into traffic and tried to avoid the cop, and he headed straight through the next intersection while I turned left. He swung wide and pulled in behind me and lit me up. Shit. I knew it.
The guy comes up to me and, very politely, tells me I made an illegal left turn. I pointed out that the guy ahead of me did the exact same turn. Didn't matter. (At this point I was just going to insist on a ticket). He then asked for license and registration. No problem. I handed him my license. Then I pulled out the registrations from the glovebox. (I don't drive this car much. I let my bookkeeper drive it, and I insist she takes care of the paperwork. But this is the only one with a SENTRI tag. I've been waiting a month for CBP to get around to approving another car. Assholes.) So, I handed him the registration and he pointed out that it was expired. Shit. I dug around and found about 4 years worth of registrations, and a sort of "receipt" Ms. Bookie put in the car, as apparently she misplaced the damned thing. Shit.
So, now Mr. Fuzz had me on two things."Illegal" turn and expired registration. I could see exactly where this was going. He told me to follow him to the station where we would see the judge, or some such, and work out the fines. Again, I would have done it had it just been for the bullshit turn thing. But now I figured that, even with Mexico's modest traffic fines, it was still going to cost me more than $20. At this point Rocky took over. She started complaining that we were hungry, we were on our way to eat, did we really have to go to the station, etc.
I can't speak a lot, but I can understand quite a bit and I knew where this was going. The only thing I didn't know was how much time and money it was going to cost me. They talked for a second, then Mr. Fuzz asked her to step out of the car for a chat. They went behind the car (I could see them in the rearview) and started talking. Rocky started laying it on thick. Money was tight, her boyfriend was working so hard but not earning much, we're from out of town, a few crocodile tears didn't hurt either. After several minutes she came back, asked me to turn off the dome light, then whispered "money." I asked how much. She said como tu quieres. The smallest bill I had, unfortunately, was a 200p note. So, I handed it to her, she folded it up small and palmed it, then went back outside. They talked for several more minutes, she laid it on even thicker, then she hopped back into the car and said we could go. I didn't bother to ask for a receipt. :D
I asked her later if we could have skated for 100p. She thought that *maybe* if it had just been her. But, with a gringo in the car, that wouldn't have been enough.
Ahh, Mexico. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
LOL, yes GSR I agree about Detroit. When I was there for a trade show we didn't even go out at night there, we drove across to Windsor, CN to party. THe strip clubs were much more fun.
I enjoy Tijuana, outside the zona people are friendly and helpful, easy to explore. Of course inside the zona you should be more safety conscience.
TimP, there is usually a yellow cab in the parking área at the Ticuan entrance, so it's very convenient to cab to the zona bars. I like to walk, so from there I usually walk early evenings, but always take a cab back to the hotel when it's late night. I would really recommend that you spend more of your time in Tijuana rather than in SD, just my two cents.
Cheers,
KegYes I would think that the worst parts of Detroit are worse than the worst parts of Tijuana. However I know where the worst parts of Detroit are and more importantly I can get my 45 across the Michigan border much easier than I assume I can the Mexican border. Not that I ever plan on being where I need it, but ole Daisy provides a certain level of comfort.
I really do appreciate all the advice. So ready to experience Tijuana.
So, now Mr. Fuzz had me on two things."Illegal" turn and expired registration. I could see exactly where this was going. He told me to follow him to the station where we would see the judge, or some such, and work out the fines.OH how I hate those fucking monkeys!
The only thing that I fear in Mexico, is the police; damn shame isn't it?
OH how I hate those fucking monkeys!
The only thing that I fear in Mexico, is the police; damn shame isn't it?Damn straight. Just imagine if that factor were removed from the equation. As peace loving mongers such as ourselves, we would like to simply go spend, drink, fuck, have a good time harmlessly, contribute to the local community ($-wise at least) and go home. Without watching our backs as much. There are enough rateros not in uniform to worry about. The girls are good people and so are we. That's my attitude anyway.
Looking to carpool with fellow mongerer who has experience in Tijuana as I don't know what to expect, where to go, how to get there, etc.
This was posted in another site by a person that lives in Tijuana. I thought it would be good information on this site. Yes, I did get his permission to post it here.
Annual Christmas Cop & Ratero Warning.
As I see it, in Tijuana the Christmas season begins with Christmas Processions (Posadas Navideñas) which traditionally begin on December 16th and it ends on the January 6th Three Wise Men / Three Kings (Dia de los Santos Reyes) holiday. The holiday season, however, I would define as stretching from the December 12th Virgin of Guadalupe festival through the February 2nd Candlemas Day (Día de la Candelaria) holiday.
In Tijuana children typically receive gifts from Santa Claus on Christmas. However, many parts of Mexico still adhere to the tradition that gifts are given to children by the three wise men / three kings on January 6th. While traditional Christmas Processions (Posadas Navideñas) are few and far between in Tijuana there are lots of Christmas parties (usually called Posadas) where people get together for drinking, dancing, and making merry.
The long holiday season results in a vacation exodus of sex workers (especially street girls) that starts before the December 12th Virgin of Guadalupe festival. Many chicas do not return until after the the February 2nd Candlemas Day (Día de la Candelaria) holiday. Others will wait for warm weather to return. (Plus, of course, some will get pregnant, get married, etc. And will not return).
In years past (before Jorge Ramos was mayor) there were a lot of police shakedowns during the Christmas season. Police shakedowns became far less common while Ramos was mayor. The problems have been significantly reduced due to the police reforms started by Jorge Ramos to end the shakedowns and police corruption that peaked when Jorge Hank Rohn was mayor. That being said, muggers, pickpockets, etc. —like corrupt cops and most everyone else—need money to buy Christmas gifts and to some degree the problem will always be with us.
My advice is to be extra vigilant during the holiday season:
If you do not need it, then leave it at home. (Especially expensive / sentimental watches and rings.)
Do not flash cash.
Walk with your head on a swivel.
Do not let strangers—especially those with tattoos—stop you to ask you questions.
Carry your wallet in your front pocket (especially when getting a lap dance and / or visiting tranny bars) or use a pocket T-shirt worn inside out as a place to more safely carry money.
Do not let anyone get near you and / or help you when using a ATM.
Check your six often.
If you are drunk then get a room.
Use cabs; do not walk to the border.
Etc.
Happy Holiidays!
After my contribution to the Policemen's Benevolent Association it was time to eat. Up the road to Mr. Pampas, Mexicali's answer to a Brazilian Churrascaria. Saturday night and the joint was jumping. Had to wait for a table. Basically, a salad bar with various and sundry goodies, and all the meat you can eat (over 30 different kinds). The chistorra and the filet mignon were especially good. Flat rate of 260p for men. 250 for women. Service was very attentive despite the madhouse atmosphere. Biggest downside was having to be carted out on a refrigerator dolly.
Back to the hotel to change clothes. Found there was no hot water, complained to the front desk who said it would be fixed shortly. After another 6 hours waiting while Rocky put on her face we hit the lounge in the hotel. Nice little dark watering hole, guy playing the piano, bartender makes a pretty decent mojito. After a couple of those it was time to hit the city.
Across the street is a casino. So, I had to check it out. Loads of slots. Ugh. Upstairs was a small table area. One craps table only half used (I'd never seen craps played with just the stick man and one dealer). A roulette wheel. Two Blackjack tables, one unused. The checks all have the same colors as Vegas, and the same denominations, but in pesos. Cool. After watching the craps shooters seven out three or four times in a row I moved on to BJ. It was kinda fun to put two green chips down (the house minimum) on each hand. Something I never do in Vegas. Finally. A place where a cheapskate like me can enjoy gambling. Anyway, got 500p of checks. In the next 20 minutes I was up almost 500p. Then the dealer ran out of cards in the shoe and reshuffled. Luck changed 180 degrees and I was even after another 15 minutes. Damn. So, I walked away. When you look up high-roller in the dictionary you'll see my picture.
One of Rocky's friends told her to go to La Mentirosa. So, we grabbed a cab. He knew it, looked at her kind of funny, and took us there. It's situated not far from Pampas in a sort of cul-de-sac the contains several bars and a pizza joint. We pulled up in front of the place, which was closed tight. So was another large bar at the end. There were three places open. Two were playing more techno-oriented stuff and had lines out the door. The third, Clover (used to be another name, I think) , had no line but was crowded, had a live band and a cover charge. The band played sort of "metal light." Metallica, Kiss, Joan Jett, that sort of thing. I liked it, Rocky was less than impressed because little of their repertoire was in Spanish. We split a cubeta and enjoyed the place until closing, around 3am.
The lights came up, the band packed up, Rocky nabbed my jacket and we went out into the frigid night. Grabbed a cab, back to the hotel. Time for a hot shower. No hot water. Grrrr! Time for a tepid shower. Memory is fuzzy at this point. Beers at the club, mojitos at the bar, wine at dinner and about 10 pounds of meat was about all I could take. I remember DATY and some 69 being involved, but that's it. Oh, and Rocky snores like a lumberjack.
Nefarious27
12-14-13, 03:54
Hi guys,
Where's the best place to pick up some Viagra near the border?
. The lights came up, the band packed up, Rocky nabbed my jacket and we went out into the frigid night. Grabbed a cab, back to the hotel. Time for a hot shower. No hot water. Grrrr! Time for a tepid shower. Memory is fuzzy at this point. Beers at the club, mojitos at the bar, wine at dinner and about 10 pounds of meat was about all I could take. I remember DATY and some 69 being involved, but that's it. Oh, and Rocky snores like a lumberjack.Yet another grounding with an excellent report. I'm seeing Phord as our answer to Anthony Bordain. In all seriousness and with respect. Nice to see a bigger picture. What's a mojito, again?
Yet another grounding with an excellent report. I'm seeing Phord as our answer to Anthony Bordain. In all seriousness and with respect. Nice to see a bigger picture. What's a mojito, again?Wow. Thanks. Anthony Bourdain is one of my heroes.
The mojito is a Cuban drink. Many, many years ago a mojito was a rum drink sweetened with molasses, two things Cuba had a lot of. Nowadays it's mint, sugar, light rum and club soda. Similar to a mint julep with rum instead of bourbon. It was said to be Ernest Hemmingway's favorite drink.
Too many USA places use 7-Up or similar instead of club soda, which, IMHO, yields a drink far too sweet. And often the bartender is too lazy to properly muddle the mint, instead just chopping it up and stirring.
Hi guys,
Where's the best place to pick up some Viagra near the border?Several large pharmacies adjacent to McDonalds would probably be the closest.
I remember DATY and some 69 being involved, but that's it. Oh, and Rocky snores like a lumberjack.Sounds like someone is married up and off the market!:)
What was your overall opinion of the town?
We woke up late on Sunday. Neither of us are morning people. After dozing off and on, Rocky took matters in hand, as it were. She does a pretty decent HJ, which was a great way to start the morning.
We finally dragged out asses out of bed. Surprise, we had hot water! After hot showers it was time to do a little sightseeing. First stop, the coffee shop. I didn't realize how big this place is. I wandered into the lobby bar looking for coffee. The bartender said I needed to go to the coffee shop. I asked him where it was, he came out from behind the bar and was going to show me when a manager of some sort happened in. He told the manager and suddenly we were being escorted to the coffee shop, then seated by the manager, then personally waited on by him. Weird. Totally VIP, but I have no idea why.
After fortifying myself with several cups and some toast it was time. We needed to wander a bit, needed to buy Rocky some shoes, etc.
Mexicali, as Artsy said, is really spread out. It reminded me somewhat of Houston, I. E. No particular zoning plan, nothing is really within reasonable walking distance of anything else, and it's all pretty ugly. Lots of traffic and the streets are very poorly marked. So, we drove around a bit. Google maps helped a fair amount but didn't seem to be nearly as good in Mexico as it is in the USA.
We stumbled across the bullring. It looked very nice and well kept. It was also closed, so I couldn't get inside to take any pix. But if one likes bullfights this might be a good alternative to Tijuana.
I'd read that the cathedral was worth a visit. So, I'm looking for this large church. We drove past a dumpy little place with a spire. Rocky said that was it. I'm looking at my Google maps (which is taking us a weird direction) and said it couldn't possible be that place. You know, crow doesn't taste too bad if you put enough hot sauce on it.
The cathedral is situated more or less in the center of what was the old downtown. They've turned most of the streets in the area into a low vehicle traffic "pedestrian mall." It better weather it looks as if it would be interesting. Today was cool. Low 60s. And a bit windy, so not too many people were around.
Oh, the cathedral. Don't bother. The one in Tijuana is much more interesting from an architectural standpoint, both inside and out. What a waste of time. Oh, well. There were lots of little shops around. There were two 3 Hermanos, among other places, so we hit one up to find some sexy footwear. Rocky kept looking and saying that those were for putas, these were for brujas, etc. She finally decided on a nice pair. Prices are probably half of what they are in the States.
After browsing around the area a bit more (this was the only semi-interesting area we'd seen all day) she was ready to leave. However, I had other ideas. I couple of short blocks away is their version of the Zona Norte. So, I had to check it out. Rocky had been to Mexicali before, apparently, but not for a long time. She knew of the clubs, I think had been in a couple, but didn't remember where they were.
Anyway, she wanted to know where I was going. I just said it was a surprise. We got to the proper corner, looked across the street and there was Miau-Miau. She smiled an laughed.
The zona seems to be a bit more spread out than Tijuana, but far fewer clubs. But the biggest problem is that none of them are open until 4pm. WTF? It was now 3pm and, had we been in Tijuana, the day shift would have been in full swing. Instead, we chatted up a guy who was cleaning out a small dance club across the street. I was a bit bummed that I couldn't scope things out a bit and report back here. I counted 4 or 5 "mens" clubs, and a couple of "dance" clubs. However, a few appeared to be closed permanently. Obviously the scene isn't anything like Tijuana, but I'd have liked to compare the quality of chicas. I considered returning later. Rocky has some bisexual leanings so it might have been interesting. But taxis are a bit of a PITA and I certainly didn't want to run the risk of a DWG and a DWI. Next time.
We drove around a bit more, then headed to find dinner. There is certainly not much to see here. There are some outdoor activities, supposedly a nice park, etc. But it was just a bit too cold to enjoy being out. During the days it was in the low 60s, but it was a bit windy. It was light jacket weather, but just chilly enough to where you didn't want to spend too much time outside. However, it was clear that the locals were used to much warmer temps. Everybody was bundled up in parkas, ski caps, gloves, boots, etc. They looked like Mexican Eskimos.
I'd run across a TripAdvisor blurb stating that there was a Thai restaurant that was as good as what you might find in Bangkok. Well, I had to check this out. Google Maps to the rescue, as it's to hell and gone across town from the cathedral in a non-descript (but new) strip center. I was extremely skeptical, but what the hell.
https://www.facebook.com/thaicuisinemexico
The sign outside had the name of the place, and "Pattaya Whiskey Bar" in smaller letters. Hey, this couldn't be all bad, could it? Inside it's rather small, but very neat. Sort of faux teak floor, the ubiquitous wall hangings of elephants and scenes from the Ramayana. We were seated and the waiter came up. He was wearing a yellow polo shirt with the Thai royal seal on the pocket. I have one just like it. I guess they haven't got the word that you don't wear yellow shirts in BKK anymore, for fear of being beaten up by some a-hole wearing a red one. LOL I asked if he spoke Thai, but no dice.
The menu had interesting and authentic-sounding items. A couple of oddities I noticed was that there didn't appear to be any pad grapao (the ubiquitous one-dish meal found everywhere) and the laab was only available with chicken.
Before ordering the owner came up. We had several conversations during the meal. He was very proud of the place. Apparently it's one of only seven Thai restaurants in all of Mexico. He was very proud of the fact that they source their chilis from Thailand, as well as using real palm sugar in their khao neaw moon. He's married to a Thai lady (who is something of a looker) and all the cooks are Thai. He plans the whiskey bar patio expansion this spring, and perhaps a branch in Tijuana next year. Very ambitious. He made a point of telling me that the food was as authentic as he could make it, but they had to tone down the spice significantly because none of the locals would eat it. Damn!
Anyway, back to the food. The som tam was excellent. I wanted 10 chilis, but Rocky doesn't like too much spice, so we settled on 5. I must say it was in the top 5 of anyplace I've eaten it. Oddly, they garnish it with fresh shrimp instead of pounding in the little dried ones. I suspect a Mexican palate thing again. Still, an excellent balance between sweet, sour and salty. Just not quite enough spice.
Next came their version of Tom Yung Kung. Very good flavor, good shrimp. But they had put in an awful lot of coconut milk, to the point where it more closely resembled Tom Kha Kung. Again, to tone down the spice for the locals (there were zero gringos there, as far as I could tell). Then Gaeng Kiew Wan (green curry) which, again, had excellent flavor but far too much coconut milk. The owner stopped by and noted that he liked it spicier, too, but it had to be toned down. Lastly, the sticky rice and mango. The Mexican mangoes don't have the same flavor as the Thai variety, but overall it was very good.
The meal, plus drinks (a tamarind juice and a Tecate) set me back 420 pesos, plus tip. Not cheap, but not unreasonable. So, if you happen to find yourself in Mexicali, and in need of Thai food, this is the place.
The place was closing (they roll up the sidewalks around 8 here on Sunday nights) so it was time to get back to the hotel and prepare for a night of drinking.
GolfSexRroll
12-19-13, 15:33
Just in the news. Son of Celtics' great Hondo Havlicek was arrested in a sting in Florida on Prostitution charges- responding to a "back page" ad. A sting was set up and the nice provider was a Polk County Sheriff. I have lived in Florida. These fuckheads / LE have nothing better to do. 80 "clients" were arrested. Of course this makes headlines because these "celeb" people are doing what we do "legally" in our little 3rd world country! Yes America the "Land of the Free" will get you a record, possibly cost you a job, get labeled as a sex offender, prevent you from getting another job you just lost, and no doubt your marriage and def your reputation with "NORMAL" people you know.
I've been told (by those who are shit afraid) to go to Mexico because it is SOOOO dangerous, Yet will surf the rags and internet in the USA for sex! You have this to look forward to. It is Not worth it to chance the DANGEROUS USA! IMHO
LukeSkywalker
12-19-13, 18:44
Chris Havlicek for sure will lose his job as managing director and Palm Beach market manager for JP Morgan Chase Bank. No bank will put up with customers snickering about the horny and stupid managing director.
Prosecution has gone waaaaay too far against people trying to buy and sell sex discreetly. Sex is a basic human bodily needs just like food and water. Repression of sex can only work against the individuals' potentials.
A compromise like Zonas Rojas in Mexico makes a lot of sense, and money. Guys who live near Tijuana are indeed lucky.
Just in the news. Son of Celtics' great Hondo Havlicek was arrested in a sting in Florida on Prostitution charges- responding to a "back page" ad. A sting was set up and the nice provider was a Polk County Sheriff. I have lived in Florida. These fuckheads / LE have nothing better to do. 80 "clients" were arrested. Of course this makes headlines because these "celeb" people are doing what we do "legally" in our little 3rd world country! Yes America the "Land of the Free" will get you a record, possibly cost you a job, get labeled as a sex offender, prevent you from getting another job you just lost, and no doubt your marriage and def your reputation with "NORMAL" people you know.
I've been told (by those who are shit afraid) to go to Mexico because it is SOOOO dangerous, Yet will surf the rags and internet in the USA for sex! You have this to look forward to. It is Not worth it to chance the DANGEROUS USA! IMHO
Just in the news. Son of Celtics' great Hondo Havlicek was arrested in a sting in Florida on Prostitution charges- responding to a "back page" ad. A sting was set up and the nice provider was a Polk County Sheriff. I have lived in Florida. These fuckheads / LE have nothing better to do. 80 "clients" were arrested. Of course this makes headlines because these "celeb" people are doing what we do "legally" in our little 3rd world country! Yes America the "Land of the Free" will get you a record, possibly cost you a job, get labeled as a sex offender, prevent you from getting another job you just lost, and no doubt your marriage and def your reputation with "NORMAL" people you know.
I've been told (by those who are shit afraid) to go to Mexico because it is SOOOO dangerous, Yet will surf the rags and internet in the USA for sex! You have this to look forward to. It is Not worth it to chance the DANGEROUS USA! IMHOBackpage didn't rise up and bit this guy on the ass.
He made his choices.
Don't blame the people that reminded him that he fucked up.
hello people,
here is my report for my stay from dec 12-17 in tijuana.
top 5 chicas: (not enough top chica reviews here)
1) esmeralda (hk): $60 + tip. she is a definitely older milf with fake boobs and great curves. bad teeth. she is not someone you would want to pick up. was my last option and last lay for the trip. but boy was i surprised! she turned out to be my top 5 fucks ever. top fuck in tijuana yet. she comes across quite desperate and i saw her on all 5 days when i was there. she does not get much attention as she is older. barely any drinks and almost no salida i saw her take in those 5 days. she always looks bored and rarely makes an effort. she has a good body in my opinion and i went with her because i was curious.
once up in the room when the clothes came off she was actually better than she looked in the club. she was somewhat of a cold fish but her body was simply amazing. 2nd best body i have had the pleasure of fucking. the #1 dd blonde was a chick called alexa who i fucked twice in medellin. her oral (covered) was the best i have experienced in tijuana by far. she was a sight to behold in doggie and cowgirl. i came in missionary as i saw her beautiful supermodel face. i am not exaggerating when i say that. her old looking face looked so much younger as she was under me. by far the best fuck i had in tijuana in all these years.
2) cindy (street walker): goth type street walker girl. platinum blonde (fake) who in retrospect looked like an older miley cyrus (i find miley very un-sexy btw). great sex and oral and everything. i ended up paying a lot for her (willingly) because she is gfe and deserved it. amazing sex and attitude. ended up asking her out on a date etc. will meet up with her if we get the chance.
3) monteserrat (hk): $70+tip. definitely older, older girl. face aging very quickly. but the body of a fitness model. by far the tightest muscular body in tijuana. have repeated her and she was getting no business. she spent 1.5 hrs in my room fucking all the time in innumerable positions and conversation. quite an experience and energy.
4) jamie (adelita): $60+ tip. thin blonde with a great attitude. generally hot chicks are bad in bed. she is the clear exception. she is very popular and is always busy with new or repeat clients. even when i sat with her every 4-5 min a guy would walk up to her with a smile on his face to say hello. this chick is marriage material. great in bed with no bargaining and pretty good service. and quite a looker.
5) erika (hk): $70+tip. friday night rates. fake blonde but a bit flaky. decent service. nothing special i can recall. good attitude. not a shark in my perception. was friendly before, during and after. kept running into her and she gave me good attention even when there was no chance of another salida. i like honesty.
stayed at hotels:
1) cascadas. 5th floor new rooms. basic rooms with no place to store clothes or hook. wifi strength and speed were so much better this time. hot water did not run late into night (4 am) and even when it ran it took a long time (approx 3 to 4 min) to come once i turned on the tap. hot water only in shower and none in wash sink. the shower floor was dirty and there was something red and sticky there during my entire stay. the heating / cooling system was excellent. maybe they have new units in the new room.
the biggest complain i have about these is that they do not honor pepe parking properly. i lived here for 4 days and they honored me parking for only 1 day. told me i should come down to reception every day to collect my daily $5. and pepe parking is more than $5 daily on weekends anyway. so in spite of my making a big fuss about it they paid me only $5. i spent $800-$1k or so with them during my stay. i was mad. but they are cartel-owned i guess so they can do whatever they want.
their new vip card is not vip platinum but is a vip gold. i still have a vip platinum that has not yet expired and they do not offer the platinum anymore. so they reluctantly accepted my card. wtf! the platinum card is not cheap you know. cascadas / hk seem to suck when it comes to customer service.
2) hotel ticuan: still the best hotel in tijuana. great quality. but on the downside they have increased their prices a bit. $67 during the week. can't recall what the old rate was but it was lower. their checkout time is 11am which is a problem if you are partying up to 5am as i often do.
general observations:
1) avenida revolucion is kinda dead. maybe due to christmas but store owners don't even seem to bother opening up their stores on weekday eveningsat6pm. the entire street was kinda dead.
2) hk meseros seemed far lesser aggressive than they have in the past. loved that for a change.
3) adelita is usually my place to relax between fucks. i also usually preferred adelita girls over hk ones in the past. but on this trip hk definitely beat adelita's on the weekdays. on weekends adelita was the better place for me. lesser guys, still good chicas and very relaxed environment. adelita also has much more affordable drinks and the waiters are so chill.
4) street workers in full force in spite of christmas. same with chicas in hk and ab.
5) chinese men still spoiling the fun in hk. they block off the entire section with 10 guys or so and sit down with girls. they do not do salida but may be buying drinks i don't know.
6) worst thing about tijuana and especially hk is that guys tend to wife-up with a chica and buy them 4-5 drinks for 2 hrs of their time. wtf is this? if you want to fuck, fuck. why are you cornering the hottest chicas and wasting your, my and the chica's time? nothing more irritating than waiting for that girl you fancy to get done with some cheap ass guy buying her 3-4 drinks and wasting my time. i have never seen this in any other country on this scale.
7) las chavelas continues to be filled with fatties and local mongers. i passed through a few times but not once did i see anyone in 7+ range. very unlike my previous trips.
8) some real cute street workers. one girl dressed as pocahontas at the malquerida end of the alley. very cute. but negotiating with street workers is not my thing. also i do not like to go to fleabag hotels and i only take sws who go to cascadas. would love to hear reviews of pocahontas. she was dressed in the same outfit (clever outfit) on all 5 days. she got a lot of attention from johns but she seemed to be asking a higher amount. saw this really hot sw with an amazing ass (ass dimples at the waist) below cascadas but she was negotiating details so let her go.
9) other girls i did not like: roxanna (adelita) hot body with fake titties. very cute but poor service. she gets a lot of clients i saw. jimmone (adelita) a girl, most beautiful teeth i have seen with a pretty face and great ass, was so very sweet and is very popular. she was ok overall but not worth my money or my leche. nothing special here besides the eye candy.
border crossing:
totally effortless with a 2 car wait at 11:30 pm on tuesday night.
tip: use the iphone app called border wait time to pick the best time to cross over into us.
ItsMeBeyatch
12-20-13, 07:16
This is my exact route when I don't rent a car. When I rent a car I go through otay mesa. San Diego has a great public transportation system. It was very easy the first time I took this route. But if I had this video it would of been just that much easier. Good video.
This is a video I shot and uploaded to youtube going from the SAN airport to the Zone in Tijuana. It is a bit long but a first timer may find it instructional and useful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPkQEmx5-Bw
Chris
Hello people,
Here is my report for my stay from Dec 12-17 in Tijuana.
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3) Monteserrat (HK) : $70+tip. Definitely older, older girl. Face aging very quickly. But the body of a fitness model. By far the tightest muscular body in Tijuana. Have repeated her and she was getting no business. She spent 1. 5 hrs in my room fucking all the time in innumerable positions and conversation. Quite an experience and energy.
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2) Hotel Ticuan: Still the best hotel in Tijuana. Great quality. But on the downside they have increased their prices a bit. $67 during the week. Can't recall what the old rate was but it was lower. Their checkout time is 11am which is a problem if you are partying up to 5am as I often do.
(snip) Nice and detailed FR there, MS Clive. I agree with you, too few individual reviews on the working girls here, we got to work on that!
I didn't recognize any of your other chicas listed, but glad to see Monteserrat is still working the HK, and I'm with you, she's got a GREAT, hard ass, firm body for a woman much closer to 40 than she'd probably like to admit. She's told me more than once she is probably about the oldest gal working HK right now, but she is one laid back, super-cool MILF. I speak passable Spanish and have been entertained for several hours at a time up in Cascadas by this lady. Let her catch up on her televnovas on the room TV when your first round is done and she'll give you another 'rock-your-world' session when it's over! I call her 'cat-eyes' as she really works the make-up a bit, but this lady has a totally open menu, performs with enthusiasm, and has never said 'no' to damn near any nasty little act I've proposed. Hell, I'm clear across the country and you've got me ready to take the time and trouble to get back there just to see her again right now.
Agree with you on the Ticuan as well. Great place to stay and make some arrangements for either high-end Escort hook-ups or after hour TO from the bars. Here's a tip, if you are out a bit late the night before and that 11:00 AM departure looks just too gruesome to face, request a late check-out from the staff. I've been able to get it extended by as much as 2 hours, and if your powers of pursuansion fail you, a $5 tip goes a long way.
- Rippa
6) Worst thing about Tijuana and especially HK is that guys tend to wife-up with a chica and buy them 4-5 drinks for 2 hrs of their time. WTF is this? If you want to fuck, fuck. Why are you cornering the hottest chicas and wasting your, my and the chica's time? Nothing more irritating than waiting for that girl you fancy to get done with some cheap ass guy buying her 3-4 drinks and wasting my time.Great report!
I can agree with most, except this good old number 6. I do not go to Tijuana just to fuck. I live 20 minutes away and have established some great contacts over the pass four years, as well as others like me.
Sometimes the girls just want to relax, chat, and drink; as if they are are real women, and not just pieces of meat waiting for the next pounding.
Sorry if you don't understand this concept.
It takes time to establish relationships in Tijuana; I've and others have been lucky to do just that.
GolfSexRroll
12-21-13, 12:01
Great report!
I can agree with most, except this good old number 6. I do not go to Tijuana just to fuck. I live 20 minutes away and have established some great contacts over the pass four years, as well as others like me.
Sometimes the girls just want to relax, chat, and drink; as if they are are real women, and not just pieces of meat waiting for the next pounding.
Sorry if you don't understand this concept.
It takes time to establish relationships in Tijuana; I've and others have been lucky to do just that.Yes I agree. The best time in Tijuana is the relationships I have developed. Fuckin is fun, but the impersonal lay just does not do it for me. Of course banging a hot new chica IS great, but the "friend" situation is better to me. It is great to have someone (or three!) who know your wants and needs. Sitting and talking to me is sometimes more enjoyable! Of course this is only possible because some of "us" lucky ones only live next door!
To all my ISG buddies, Feliz Navidad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-UVhtKxOCM
Hay Mamita
It takes time to establish relationships in Tijuana; I've and others have been lucky to do just that.Well put. It does take some time. But, overall, it's worth the effort. I very rarely have to go to the Zona Norte because of these relationships. In my case, because it's more of an effort go get to Tijuana, three or four "relationships" are more than time permits.
Stayed at the Ticuan for a couple of nights. I think the Ticuan is the best hospital ward in Tijuana! Sometimes it reminds me of the characters in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. A large bunch of people just walking around aimlessly. I overheard something that I would never hear in a nice hotel. Two fat women walk up to one of the medical attendants and said,"I need my shot and she is leaking all over the place!" I wasn't sure what she was leaking and I'm damn sure I didn't want to find out either!
But my day got better because my ever sweetie joined me at the hotel for our ever needed reunion. After some vino tinto and tequila shots, it was much needed play time. After a short nap, she wanted to go to Plaza Rio; why in the hell not? After a bit of walking and shopping (window) , we were looking for a restaurant. One of the security guards recommended La Parrillada. The food completely SUCKED! I wanted to run back and punch that fucker in the face! But he had a weapon, so the thought was short lived.
She started looking for clothes to buy because she wanted to sleep over and be closer to work in the morning. I had second thoughts. First, I don't have sleepovers. Second, I don't want anyone waking me up in the morning. We discussed this while having dinner at that wonderful restaurant. Bottom line, I sent her packing in one cab and I headed to the Zona Norte in a different cab. First stop, my favorite taco stand; hell I was hungry because I did not eat much at the fine dining establishment.
HK had some party going on, so it wasn't quite the sausage fest until later in the evening. Maricóand was happy to see me because I'm never there on a week night. There was a good amount of talent. I stayed for a while and then started making my rounds. First, it was BT. I had a girl walk up to me and she had a big beautiful smile. She acted like she knew me, but I forgot about her altogether; damn alcohol! Once she told me her name 4 times, it clicked in; one of Nikki's girls who I haven't seen in over a year. She would be my early afternoon date for the next day.
Made a round at AB and I heard my name called from across the stage. It was one of the street girls trying to keep warm. Then I saw another street girl all dolled up. They had a lot of competition to say the least. Made a run through BG, which was dead. Then over to CC, which was deader. When I walked in, all I heard were crickets. Still stayed for a drink. Started talking to one of the girls at the bar and we appeared to like each other. She told me she was off work and wanted to go to my hotel; who am I to argue? She was a tad bigger than I like, but between her personality and my bad drinking habits; she worked out just fine!
The next day, the BT girl showed up and was ready for duty! We hung in the bar drinking vino for a while, then it was up to the room for tequila and rack operations. After play time, she told me she did not want to go to work and wanted to stay with me the rest of the afternoon and evening. She also asked if she could be my only girlfriend; fat chance on that request. Yep, the sleep over issue came up again. As before, I shoot it down and sent her packing just after a little more play time.
I got a call from my buddy Sal and he told me that the Hipodromo Bar was having an anniversary party. Every Thursday afternoon, this bar has a BBQ and feeds all the guests. Usually it starts at around 3, but the food goes on for a few hours. I rolled in around 4:30 and ate, drank, and hung out for a while. Then it was off to the Zona Norte. Started out in HK, and stayed more than I should have. I realized I was in a seize the moment situation.
Went to my favorite section and sat down next to a chica. It wasn't more than a few seconds, I realized that I was sitting next to one of the cousins. She was alone because the other cousins went back home. This was strange because I never saw one of the cousins alone; there were always at least two that rolled through HK. This cousin is my favorite because she was never aggressive like the others and well tempered. I call her,"Mi Hija." The other two are called,"Mi Esposa" and "Mi Novia."
Mi esposa always demands my attention and never leaves my side while drinking. Mi novia has the best ass. But I always liked mi hija best. I then realized that I've been drinking with the cousins for a couple of years, yet, I haven't fucked any of them. Mi hija and I started drinking and it was game on! I would buy her fichas, at the same time buying me two shots of tequila and giving her one of them. Maricóand was aware of what was happening and just laugh. Then, Elray came over with the tequila bottle and filled up two big HK shot glasses.
Mi hija did not get off until two, and I was not about to wait that long for her to come to the Ticuan. Yep, it was time to seize the moment. After finishing the multiple drinks; we headed up to the hotel. When we came down an hour later, I gave her a kiss, a pat on the ass, and told her to go to work. It wasn't more than 20 minutes before she was back in my booth. She just wanted to hang out and have a drink or two; I was good with that. I bought her three beers and the beers lasted two hours; I'm quite happy the other cousins were not around. It was a great way to end the night.
The border line; FUCK! Now they have the ready lane on the right and the regular line way on the left. With people coming into Tijuana in the middle of both lines. So if you have Sentri, you have swim upstream like a fucking salmon just to get to the main entrance.
It was a great couple of days!
RimmDigger
12-21-13, 22:13
Stayed at the Ticuan for a couple of nights. .
It was a great couple of days!I cannot agree more. The hija is the best of them!
Yes I agree. The best time in Tijuana is the relationships I have developed. Fuckin is fun, but the impersonal lay just does not do it for me. Of course banging a hot new chica IS great, but the "friend" situation is better to me. It is great to have someone (or three!) who know your wants and needs. Sitting and talking to me is sometimes more enjoyable! Of course this is only possible because some of "us" lucky ones only live next door!I agree with you there. Granted you are paying for her company but being able to do other things such as night clubbing, bar hopping, movies, trying different restaurants is more fulfilling. And still cheaper as opposed to taking a girl out stateside.
Plus when the chica really digs you. One can get away with things that a normal client probably couldn't.
Did anybody see the lines yesterday? At around 1:30pm it looked like at least 30 minutes to get INTO Mexico. By 5:00 is was more like an hour.
The lines going out were crazy. The I-94 line took up the entire SENTRI lane on the sidewalk and went half-way around the curve. And it split into two from the canopy to the turnstiles. At the rate it was moving I suspect those poor bastards near the end were looking at around 8 hours waiting. The "outbound" lanes were jammed with "regular" people crossing into the USA. What a cluster fuck. Had to practically elbow my way to the SENTRI entrance. There was about a 5 minute backup in the SENTRI line. An agent sent a young lady across several lanes into the SENTRI line next to me. We chatted a bit. Poor thing had a GOES card and was from Canada. As we know, there are no signs on the MX side and the SENTRI lane was jammed with I-94s. So the poor thing didn't know she could cut to the front of the line. She spent 2 hours waiting in that line and was still probably 20 minutes from the end when they sent her to the correct line. Damn!
My normal parking spot, on the other side of the street from JIB, jacked up their rates to $13. Assholes. UETA was still $7. Traffic was horrendous. TR to follow
Burma Jones
12-22-13, 00:18
Phordphan,
You are right about the Sentri Lane. Last Sunday, I caught a taxi to the drop off point and foolishly thought I could walk to the right of both lines like the overhead signs said. It took at least 20 minutes to elbow and fight my way to the front because the Ready Lane has now taken over what sidewalk the regular lane used to leave free. I almost think it is best to walk up the entrance lane backwards until the canopy ends to stay out of the mass of people. At 8 pm last Saturday night, there was no line in either direction. It was the quietest I have ever seen it. I suppose Christmas shopping is going to swell the ranks.
Burma
Did anybody see the lines yesterday? At around 1:30pm it looked like at least 30 minutes to get INTO Mexico. By 5:00 is was more like an hour.
The lines going out were crazy. The I-94 line took up the entire SENTRI lane on the sidewalk and went half-way around the curve. And it split into two from the canopy to the turnstiles. At the rate it was moving I suspect those poor bastards near the end were looking at around 8 hours waiting. The "outbound" lanes were jammed with "regular" people crossing into the USA. What a cluster fuck. Had to practically elbow my way to the SENTRI entrance. There was about a 5 minute backup in the SENTRI line. An agent sent a young lady across several lanes into the SENTRI line next to me. We chatted a bit. Poor thing had a GOES card and was from Canada. As we know, there are no signs on the MX side and the SENTRI lane was jammed with I-94s. So the poor thing didn't know she could cut to the front of the line. She spent 2 hours waiting in that line and was still probably 20 minutes from the end when they sent her to the correct line. Damn!
My normal parking spot, on the other side of the street from JIB, jacked up their rates to $13. Assholes. UETA was still $7. Traffic was horrendous. TR to followIt was pretty bad last night around 8pm. The lines looped around the the trolly's in both directions and the a big swirl like a cinamon roll at the exit of the Customs exit. Crazy.
After returning to the hotel we needed to find something to do. While Rocky put on her face I sat and researched everything I could find on the Internet concerning nightlife, etc, in Mexicali. Basically I came up with bupkis. This is not the city for partying. Everything I found was either out of out of date and out of business or were closed on Sunday. Mostly the former. I decided it would be best to take a drive around to see what we liked, then return, park the car and take a taxi. Most of the clubs and antros seem to be situated somewhere along Benito Juarez, so it was a fairly easy drive. A taxi driver had informed us that the places closest to the hotel were "pura banda," so we crossed those off the list as neither of us cares for banda. We found one spot, La Michelada, that looked promising. So, back to the hotel to park. On the way, Rocky said we had to make a pit stop for tampons. Ugh.
We parked and went to the street. It's dark and cold. Taxis are few and far between on a Sunday. Just as I was about to go to the front desk and have them call us a taxi, one showed up. We exited at La Michelada and went in after being frisked. At about 9:00-ish the place was slow, only 6 or 8 customers in the place. We grabbed a table and a cubeta of 10 beers.
The videos on the monitors looked promising. Decent music. Oh, and whatever brand of carne seca they serve is delicious.
I looked up at about 10:30 and it was starting to get very busy. At 11:00 the live music hit the stage. Guess what? Yes, banda. Arrrgh. Fortunately, they weren't too bad. Sort of like a semi-painless tooth extraction. It could have been worse.
By the time we finished cubeta #1 the joint was heaving. Rocky got another and we moved tables to avoid getting trampled. Somewhere near the beginning of #2 Rocky got the good idea that I should go find some other lady to dance with. I've been around that Bush before, with a Thai ex-GF, and I wasn't about to go through another drunken jealousy fight again. She thought I was nuts for not doing it, but I'm like Mark Twain's cat that sat on a hot stove lid.
After the second cubeta (10 beers per person at this point) it was approaching 3am and I'd had enough. So had Rocky, but she doesn't always know it. Grabbed my jacket and stepped out into the Arctic blast. Damn! Luckily there were several taxis waiting. Into one and off to the hotel. But Rocky decided that we needed food. She had the driver take us to some all-night joint not too far from the hotel. The al Pastor looked good so I ordered 2 or 3. Rocky ordered a mulita. I received huge, heavy bag. Turns out the place puts loads of sides into to-go orders. Roasted chilis, pinto beans, etc. Yum. Back at the hotel, Rocky hoovers up my tacos like they're the last ones on earth and left me with her mulita. Damn. The Pastor was good. Fortunately, the carne asada mulita was good or I would have had to make her go back by herself and get me some tacos.
We collapsed in bed. I slept reasonably well for a guy sleeping next to a 5' lumberjack. Until about 9:00. I was awakened by a huge pile driver operating upstairs. Well, not exactly, but it was a huge booming thump every 20 seconds or so. After about 45 minutes it was replaces by smaller, more frequent, thumps and general buzzing, like when you get your teeth cleaned. Turns out half the fucking hotel wing was being remodeled. A couple hours of this and Rocky soothed things with a very competent HJ. About check-out time, noon, the hammering stopped (natch!). We showered, packed and hit the coffee shop. I was not in the best of moods.
The weather was cool but sunny. The trip back to Tijuana was nice. If you like desert vistas, there are many to be had in the hills outside of town. Very scenic.
Back in Tijuana we had an early dinner at Ricardo's. It's a local chain, much like a Mexican Denny's, that has very good food at reasonable prices. There is one two blocks from Ticuan. I dropped Rocky at her house and gave her a parting gift of about 2, 000 MXN, with which she seemed very happy. Five minutes in the SENTRI lane and I was back in the USA. Two hours later I was home.
Mexicali is a place to see once, I suppose. I think in warmer weather there would be many more things to do outdoors. The bullring looks interesting. But I see no reason to return soon. Maybe San Felipe in the spring.
Did anybody see the lines yesterday? At around 1:30pm it looked like at least 30 minutes to get INTO Mexico. By 5:00 is was more like an hour.Just to clarify, this was on the 5 Freeway, southbound. By 5 it was backed up almost to the SY Blvd. Exit. The 5 southbound entrances at SYB and CDP had huge lines, too.
I have a stupid question. Do the bars like HK sell mix drinks or just beer?
I was able to come up with some free time on Friday. So, I made an appointment with Alejandra, a CL find from several months ago.
Traffic was snarled in part of the 5 and near the border. It took a while to park, traffic within Tijuana was bad and I was about 30 minutes late for our 2pm appointment.
She looked the same as when I saw her last. On the tall side (perhaps 5' 8") , leggy, could stand to lose a few pounds, in her 30s, nice C cups with very suckable nipples and a very friendly personality. She also claims to be bisexual but I've never had the opportunity to find out. We were both hungry and, after brief consideration, we decided to eat in the room. So, off to La Premier. The road there is under construction so you get to take the scenic route through some interesting neighborhoods. $270 mxn for a 4-hour single room.
We examined the menu, ordered some food, then headed off to the shower. It's always nice to have a bit of play and some bump and grind while getting cleaned up. We toweled off and retired to the bed. She's very affectionate and gentle. I'm on my back, she climbs on top and begins to kiss and nibble, eventually stopping to feed me those delicious nipples. Her soft moans certainly added atmosphere. Just as things were progressing nicely the food came. Damn.
So I retrieved the food, paid the guy and we sat around on the bed in our birthday suits and had lunch. It's interesting to see a naked woman with a plate on her lap scarfing down a quesadilla. Not something you see every day.
After our snacks it was back to business. Ms. A resumed her caresses, then started a very nice BBBJ. She was positioned in such a way that I could caress her back and ass, as well as finger her pussy and clit. Some of her moans may have been a bit fake (but maybe not) , but you certainly can't fake a soaking wet pussy, and that's what I found as soon as I touched it. She moaned softly as I stroked her clit, then I had her move into the 69 position. A few minutes later she was ready to cum, but she stopped as it was too soon.
Her BJ skills have improved markedly from the last time. She also likes to play with the boys and caress you all over while doing it. Eventually she asked if I wanted to CIM or did I prefer some penetration. I opted for penetration, so I put on a party hat and she climbed on top. After a few minutes I wanted to switch to mish, so we did.
I've had girls who were very quiet and said little during sex. Others screamed "Fuck me, fuck that hole" with every thrust. But Ms. A just whispers softly things like que rico, disfrutalo, dime lo que te gusta. Damn, there is something about whispering naughty nothings, in Spanish, in your ear during sex that just drives me crazy. Incredibly sexy.
After we finished we lay there for a few minutes to catch our breath. She has a nice way of snuggling in your arms afterward that is very sweet. Then it was up and back into the shower. We dressed and prepared to go find a cab. I checked my watch and we'd only been there a little over 90 minutes, although it seemed longer.
No mention of money, ever. I thought she was going to leave without even asking. I pressed 800 mxn into her hand (the regular tariff is 600mxn) and she pocketed it without even counting it. Nice. 100% GFE all the way. Who could ask for more?
We lucked into a great cab driving by. He dropped her where she wanted to go, then took me to the border. Great guy, excellent English. If anybody wants his name / number PM me. He says he likes contracting for personal cabbie services by the day, so if anybody's planning on spending some time heading all over Tijuana he's your man.
I have a stupid question. Do the bars like HK sell mix drinks or just beer?They sell mixed drinks as well.
MSclive, the "HK meseros weren't aggressive"? You must live in that parallel universe Stephen Hawking talks about in those discovery documentaries. You could make millions in speaking fees with your new discovery.
As far as CL is the US. You have to be nuts to use it. I have never used it because of these stings. It just isn't worth it to risk your career and have a record the rest of your life."prostitution" doesn't look good on the ol' job application.
Guitarrefreak
12-24-13, 18:44
MSclive, the "HK meseros weren't aggressive"? You must live in that parallel universe Stephen Hawking talks about in those discovery documentaries. You could make millions in speaking fees with your new discovery.The HK meseros IMHO, are starting to become much more worse, and rowdy, especially the new faces.
There are a couple of old faces in there (not old by age, but just being around longer) , who still respects their distance with the customers and knows when no is no, but they are also the one smart enough to know that the regulars will look for them.
The new fucktards however, treat patrons like shit, push and shove guys out so they can make way for themselves. I make it a point to remember those assholes whenever I can so I can explicitly tell them I don't want their service when they come to me, (I have been elbowed / kneed a few times)
The good thing is that for an asian guy I am considered just a little taller (not as buff as Sbeach.). So whenever the meseros start trying to shove me around, I just convenient lift my elbow up by putting my hand on my shoulder and if they choose to walk right into it, hey, their fault, not mine.
I brought my extended family, my girl, her two daughters, and mother on the 24th to Rosarito Beach. We hit the beach first and they all rode the horses while I relaxed at one of the beach bars.
We had dinner at the Rosarito Beach Hotel and it was quite good. They had a Christmas menu, which was available on the 24th and 25th. Three course Gringo meal for $16. 95 before 6 pm, and $18. 95 after 6 pm.
First course was either soup or salad. I started with the "Nut" soup, which sucked, so they gave me the salad instead, which was good. The main course was turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, stuffing, veggies, and cranberry stuff. I skipped the sweet potatoes and cranberries. The third course was either pumpkin pie or apple pie with ice cream.
The girls all ordered off the regular menu and everyone seemed to have a lot of fun, including me.
On the 25th, my girl just wanted to hang with me at the hotel, and I enjoyed our time together. I wanted to go to Nikki's for the Christmas dinner, but I was held captive in the hotel room, thus, room service it was!
It was a great short trip. Hopefully everyone had a great holiday as well!
Okay Gentlemen, I have been lurking on this forum for a long time and never thought I'd actually register and post, but a recent experience I had was so incredible that I just have to ask you wise and experienced gentleman some advice.
This one particular experience happened in Ensenada, but the question is a general one that just as well applies to Tijuana. I've had plenty of Tijuana experience (and stories too) over the years, so I'm assuming it's okay to post in this forum. If I'm wrong on this, please correct me and I'll apologize for any unintended breach of protocol, and re-post.
First a bit of background, then my question. I'm not going to go into great detail about my origins and experiences I've had in 30+ years (off and on) of enjoying the pleasures of working girls through Mexico, but the very basics are that I've lived in San Diego from age 18 (Bay Area before that) and am 56 now. At various periods in my life, I have occasionally partaken of the services of working girls, usually in Tijuana since it's so close to home, but also Ensenada and Los Cabos.
But I've never been a regular at it. Typically I've done this when I was not dating anyone (I. E. When I was 'between girlfriends') and certainly not when I was married from 1992. 2005.
But I'm a native Californian who has had various travels throughout Mexico since my teenaged years (and actually lived there for close to a year back in the early 80's) , I speak Spanish well enough to generally communicate, and over the years I've gotten Tijuana and northern Baja wired enough that I could almost come across as a local. I still love the place and all of the pleasures it has to offer, especially those pleasures discussed on this forum (even though I totally stayed away during the horrible narco cartel years of 2006-2012 but that era seems past now, at least in Baja).
Again, I've plenty of experiences in Zona Norte, but never on a regular basis. And typically whenever I've made a trip to Tijuana for a session (usually Adelita's although occasionally HK and other past clubs) , it's been a real get-in-and-get-out-quick kind of thing. I was never looking for a GFE, I'd usually go during a period when I didn't have a regular GF and the pressure of no poontang would just get too much and Rosy Palm just wouldn't cut it. Sometimes you just finally need a real live woman to come in.
But it's always been something I've done just to 'get it out of my system' (almost ashamedly) , so I'd check the border wait times beforehand and time it so I can drive down and park on this side of the line, head to Zona Norte and do my thing, and get back home in less than 3 hours, around $100 poorer, mas o menos (cost of girl, Cascadas room, taxi both ways, parking, a drink or two for me and a ficha or two for the girl).
As with most of the postings on this forum, my quality of experience in Tijuana has varied from horrible to excellent, but my M. O. Has always been: Negotiate price and service downstairs, head upstairs with the girl and pay for room, do the sexo thing fairly quickly, and then back downstairs straight into the cab to the border and home.
So, all that being said, what has prompted me to post on here, and what is my question for you fine experienced gentleman? Well, what happened is that last weekend, on a lark I went with an out-of-town buddy to Ensenada (where I hadn't been in quite a few years) for a quick overnite trip of partying / shipping. And, of course, we figured we may try out one of the "working girls" there if the situation seemed right.
And there in Ensenada (of all places) , with a SG I had my first real GFE that was so amazing, so awesome, so unexpected, so one-of-a-kind (and I've had some "real" girlfriends who were pretty good in this area) that it floored me. And it has been on my mind alot since then. And I know I have to go back to have her again.
BUT. I'm experienced enough at this to know that it's the kiss of death if you ever lose your head, and your sense of reason, with one of these hot little Latina working girls, no matter how good, how enticing, how intoxicating, how loving or how orgasmic she may be or how much she rocks your world, or how much you want to think that she's only that way with you.
Anyway. This chica was a little brunette who turned out to be a full-on nympho. I mean truly a nympho in the clinical sense, who just couldn't get enough. I mean the horniest little thing I have ever been with, who just absolutely loved the sex with me and I am certain that (knowing what experts they all are at faking it) she came repeatedly because. Unless I have made it this age not knowing as much about female anatomy as I thought I did. I don't think they can fake the physical signs. Like vaginal muscle spasms (felt like a warm wet vice grip) , eyes rolling back in head, breathing changes, and other physical manifestations.
Brunette, about 5'3, about 25 years old, cute and sexy. Not an immediate knockout (about a 7) to look at when dressed but a fine little firm sexy body once those clothes came off. I'm pretty sure she was just a SG because a local guy we'the be hanging with brought her over. She asked for $60 for a half-hour (BTW prices seem to be higher in Ensenada than Tijuana) but we ended up spending two hours in the room doing it non-stop, and I still just paid her $60 when done and she didn't ask for any more or a tip.
Two hours almost straight. She just kept wanting it more and more, the only reason we stopped is because my buddy wanted to come back in the room. It was outstanding. Literally blew my mind. With plenty of V's, I was ready to go all night with her.
And I never thought I'd say this about a hooker, but I liked her demeanor, her personality, and mind. She was actually very pleasing to be with, very pleasant, and surprisingly intelligent. We talked about music, pop culture, world politics, etc. She had her own little iPod and speakers with quite a music selection. She seemed to genuinely enjoy my company. Not at all jaded like some of these 40-something working girls can be who put on an incredible show downstairs in the club but turn into a robot upstairs. In fact, it's too bad she's a working girl because she'the actually be a great girlfriend! Obviously would / could never happen, but nice to fantasize!
Anyway, I got her phone number before she left, waited five days, and just called her tonite to set up a full-on overnite session next week, something I've never ever done with one of these girls. I told her I'd meet her at the hotel at 5, and I told her I'd include taking her out to dinner, maybe even dancing, but a lot of time in that room doing it. She'll stay overnite and leave the next morning. She enthusiastically agreed to this when I asked. In fact, she actually seemed a little bit surprised (in a cute way) about it. I don't know, maybe she faked her surprise, but that, along with her young age and other little signs I noticed, makes me think she may be fairly new at this as she didn't do some of the things I've seen more experienced and jaded girls do.
So here's my question: How much should I have offered her for this? I think I may have made a mistake and opened my big mouth and offered too much. After she agreed to meet me for the over-nighter, I asked her how much she wanted for this, and at first she said she needed to think about it, but then she asked me how much I wanted to pay her for it and. For some stupid reason. I opened my bigh mouth and offered her $150.
I'm usually a hard negotiator with these girls. But I'm used to doing it at the table downstairs in the club, and it's usually for a quick half-hour (or maybe an hour) session arriba. This whole concept of actually calling up one of these girls on her phone (with children crying and other home noises in background) to set up a whole overnite meeting in my own hotel room is new territory for me. My negotiating experience has always been in the strip club / bordello environment of HK, Adelita's, Chicago Club, etc.
Anyway, we set up our date for 5 PM next week and I told her I'the call her again at about 1 PM that same day before leaving S. D. Just to confirm that she absolutely will be there.
So my questions are:
1) Was $150 too to much to offer (for a 5 PM meet at hotel and stay overnite until next day)? If so, is the right thing to do to just pay it since I offered it, or should I try to re-negotiate once we meet at the hotel? Or even try to renegotiate with her on the phone when I call her to that afternoon to confirm before heading out on the day of meeting?
2) We agreed to meet at 5 PM and that she'll stay until 'the next morning, ' but what does that typically mean? Is she going to wake up and have breakfast and we can get down in the room until checkout time, or will she disappear at 5 AM while I'm sleeping and I wake up with my dick in my hand? Should I discuss this on the phone with her next week during my confirmation call before departing, or wait to bring it up until we're in the room?
Anyway, sorry for the long rambling post, and thanks in advance for ANY comments / advice any of you can give me. In return, I'll do my part and post follow-up trip reports, not only from this one but also trips to Tijuana.
Thanks!
Errol Flynn
12-28-13, 05:40
I've been reading the Forum in prep for a trip Jan 2nd and I'm trying to figure out the availability and appropriate charge for BBBJ in Tijuana as I personally can't stand CBJ.
My take away is that BBBJ is standard and included for the higher end escorts (like cumintj. Com) , almost impossible with most SWs / SGs unless you know them (but I still figure there's a number that would get most to go for it, it's just not an extra 10% on a $20 fee) , and possible with some Club Girls (HK / AB etc) but not included in the standard $60 arriba, should be negotiated first if you care.
So what should I offer / agree to for BBBJ with bar or street girls, yee sages?
I've been reading the Forum in prep for a trip Jan 2nd and I'm trying to figure out the availability and appropriate charge for BBBJ in Tijuana as I personally can't stand CBJ.
My take away is that BBBJ is standard and included for the higher end escorts (like cumintj. Com) , almost impossible with most SWs / SGs unless you know them (but I still figure there's a number that would get most to go for it, it's just not an extra 10% on a $20 fee) , and possible with some Club Girls (HK / AB etc) but not included in the standard $60 arriba, should be negotiated first if you care.
So what should I offer / agree to for BBBJ with bar or street girls, yee sages?Walkers pay no more than 300mx. A few can be found for 200mx.
SG's are tough and most will try to give you prices similar to BG's. I'd avoid them all together unless an opportunity arises.
I don't do BG's but know enough people who do. BBBJ is usually on the menu but there are exceptions. Just negotiate beforehand. IMO any $80 + session should include BBBJ.
Pay afterwards.
Errol Flynn
12-28-13, 06:44
Do you still frequent MDE? I've been there a few times and relied on your reports to get started. Haven't been able to afford to go for awhile, but things may be getting better. I'll start with Tijuana.
Do you still frequent MDE? I've been there a few times and relied on your reports to get started. Haven't been able to afford to go for awhile, but things may be getting better. I'll start with Tijuana.Funny you ask. Will be there in 3 weeks. Thanks for your comments regarding my MDE posts.
[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1511470]The good thing is that for an asian guy I am considered just a little taller (not as buff as Sbeach.). [QUOTE]Hahaha! Need to catch up with you soon.
RimmDigger
12-28-13, 17:08
Okay Gentlemen.
So my questions are:
1) Was $150 too to much to offer (for a 5 PM meet at hotel and stay overnite until next day)? If so, is the right thing to do to just pay it since I offered it, or should I try to re-negotiate once we meet at the hotel? Or even try to renegotiate with her on the phone when I call her to that afternoon to confirm before heading out on the day of meeting?
2) We agreed to meet at 5 PM and that she'll stay until 'the next morning, ' but what does that typically mean? Is she going to wake up and have breakfast and we can get down in the room until checkout time, or will she disappear at 5 AM while I'm sleeping and I wake up with my dick in my hand? Should I discuss this on the phone with her next week during my confirmation call before departing, or wait to bring it up until we're in the room?
Thanks!Welcome aboard! You will find a lot of helpful and good friends here.
Your questions are easy. Considering the kind and quality of service you are getting, it is a very good price. If you waited to hear from her, chances are that she would've told you: 3000 pesos. (maybe 2000?). Hey, even your 2 hour non-stop session was worth the 150.
Now, of course, everybody should aim to keep prices as low as possible. I wouldn't try to re-negotiate. Why? Because you set up the first offer. What I would do, is exchange it to pesos. Have your complete 150 exchanged dls in a separate pocket, and then, at the end of everything, when you are ready to pay, play it dumb and say: "hey, I have only pesos now. Is it ok for you if I give you 1500 pesos?". She might get a little upset, and almost sure she will say: "arrrggh. You said dls. It's ok. Give me the 1500" she will think that you are cheap, but you managed to get it for 120 dls.
NOW, if you want to turn her into your regular, or plan to see her often, or the experience is soo god, just give her the complete amount. Very well worth it. One thing, don't give her more. (she will get used to receive more very easily). Think it this way: you are getting her to do whatever you want at 10 dls per hour. Not bad!
Next morning, judging by your report, she won't disappear. You'll wake up next to her, and if you play your cards correctly, you will be able to get one pop, shower and breakfast.
Your plan sounds promising. Good luck with your adventure, and make sure to let us know how it went!
Brunette, about 5'3, about 25 years old, cute and sexy. Not an immediate knockout (about a 7) to look at when dressed but a fine little firm sexy body once those clothes came off.Nice trip report. Sounds like you found a diamond in the rough, and are on the way to cultivating a nice arrangement.
Your questions about the pricing sound like you have a good deal in place, and don't need any advice. You'd be surprised that there are guys that go to clubs like Hong Kong and pay $100 for a half-hour without negotiating, and receive only standard service.
While I go to Tijuana frequently, I haven't been to Ensenada in years. I'd like to get back down there. I've heard the toll road has suffered some significant damage and is closed, but you should verify this and confirm with your chica.
Cheers,
Keg
Nice trip report. Sounds like you found a diamond in the rough, and are on the way to cultivating a nice arrangement.
Your questions about the pricing sound like you have a good deal in place, and don't need any advice. You'd be surprised that there are guys that go to clubs like Hong Kong and pay $100 for a half-hour without negotiating, and receive only standard service.
While I go to Tijuana frequently, I haven't been to Ensenada in years. I'd like to get back down there. I've heard the toll road has suffered some significant damage and is closed, but you should verify this and confirm with your chica.
Cheers,
KegToll road is actually quite good almost all the way, some sections nicely repaved, but a short stretch under construction and rough going down into the steep coastal valley just before coming back up onto the main drag past the campground and into Ensenada.
HorseTrader
12-29-13, 07:56
Anyway, sorry for the long rambling post, and thanks in advance for ANY comments / advice any of you can give me. In return, I'll do my part and post follow-up trip reports, not only from this one but also trips to Tijuana.
Thanks!Here is my assessment and recommendation.
1) you made a deal for $150. Stick to it.
2) you are in lust. Enjoy it now, it won't last long.
3) don't overthink these details. Just keep safe and don't screw up your financial future. No need to worry if you get a 12 hour date or a 16 hour date.
Nice trip report. Sounds like you found a diamond in the rough, and are on the way to cultivating a nice arrangement.
Your questions about the pricing sound like you have a good deal in place, and don't need any advice. You'd be surprised that there are guys that go to clubs like Hong Kong and pay $100 for a half-hour without negotiating, and receive only standard service.
While I go to Tijuana frequently, I haven't been to Ensenada in years. I'd like to get back down there. I've heard the toll road has suffered some significant damage and is closed, but you should verify this and confirm with your chica.
Cheers,
KegOh no! I just heard a report on the news that made me check on-line and you were right, Keg. A big section of the toll road just above Ensenada did completely collapse this week. Must've happenned sometime after my trip down there last Sunday!
In fact, the collapse was exactly at that rough, corkscrew section I had interpreted (in my previous post) as being 'under construction. ' When driving thru that section in the dark last Sunday, my assumption was that it was simply a section of the road undergoing a periodic repaving project – but apparently it was actually them trying to shore it up after it got damaged in an earthquake last month.
Apparently they were unsuccessful because sometime this week that whole damn mountainous section of the road just collapsed into the valley below. Glad I wasn't on it at the time!
Wow. What unbelievable timing. Just before my highly anticipated return trip for the best nookie I've had in years and years. Maybe this is a sign that I'm just not meant to go down there. Either that or it sure feels like a curse of bad luck directed specifically at me, I. E. Now that, after many years, I've finally found something worth travelling to down there, and have been looking forward to it all week with great anticipation, and. POOF. I literally lose the road I need underneath my wheels. Damn, Damn, Damn!
Anyway, I'm going to have to study the detour maps on-line and decide what to do. They say the detour (on the free road) adds only 1-2 hours, but I'm not sure how keen I am on taking it. Aapprently you have to get off the toll road at Salsipuedes, go inland for 15 miles and come back towrds the coast for 15 miles and it drops you back onto the toll road just 5 miles past where you had to detour off it. Sheesh, what a lousy turn of events!
Anyway, I'm going to have to study the detour maps on-line and decide what to do. They say the detour (on the free road) adds only 1-2 hours, but I'm not sure how keen I am on taking it. Aapprently you have to get off the toll road at Salsipuedes, go inland for 15 miles and come back towrds the coast for 15 miles and it drops you back onto the toll road just 5 miles past where you had to detour off it. Sheesh, what a lousy turn of events!Fuck it, just go. The detour is just a minor inconvenience. IMHO, it's best to strike while the iron is hot with these chicas.
Have fun, looking forward to the trip report.
Cheers,
Keg
GolfSexRroll
12-30-13, 18:14
Oh no! I just heard a report on the news that made me check on-line and you were right, Keg. A big section of the toll road just above Ensenada did completely collapse this week. Must've happenned sometime after my trip down there last Sunday!
In fact, the collapse was exactly at that rough, corkscrew section I had interpreted (in my previous post) as being 'under construction. ' When driving thru that section in the dark last Sunday, my assumption was that it was simply a section of the road undergoing a periodic repaving project – but apparently it was actually them trying to shore it up after it got damaged in an earthquake last month.
Apparently they were unsuccessful because sometime this week that whole damn mountainous section of the road just collapsed into the valley below. Glad I wasn't on it at the time!
Wow. What unbelievable timing. Just before my highly anticipated return trip for the best nookie I've had in years and years. Maybe this is a sign that I'm just not meant to go down there. Either that or it sure feels like a curse of bad luck directed specifically at me, I. E. Now that, after many years, I've finally found something worth travelling to down there, and have been looking forward to it all week with great anticipation, and. POOF. I literally lose the road I need underneath my wheels. Damn, Damn, Damn!
Anyway, I'm going to have to study the detour maps on-line and decide what to do. They say the detour (on the free road) adds only 1-2 hours, but I'm not sure how keen I am on taking it. Aapprently you have to get off the toll road at Salsipuedes, go inland for 15 miles and come back towrds the coast for 15 miles and it drops you back onto the toll road just 5 miles past where you had to detour off it. Sheesh, what a lousy turn of events!I agree with Keg. Go for it. We wait in traffic in S. Cal for longer timeframes and NOT for such a great thing to look forward to. As they say "just a bump in the road!"
Fuck it, just go. The detour is just a minor inconvenience. IMHO, it's best to strike while the iron is hot with these chicas.
Have fun, looking forward to the trip report.
Cheers,
KegThanks for the encouragement. I went ahead and made the trip and yes, I'm glad I went but can't give full trip report now because I'm actually typing this report Monday nite on my ancient phone's message screen while she sleeps next to me as the all-nite porno plays on the TV. Will upload it when I get home Tuesday.
Not quite as good as last time but no complaints. I tore it up for some extended sessions and she had multiple big O's again (mish and modified doggie seemed to ring her bell best). She's certainly not a technical expert (I. E. Like some of these older women who can bring you to nirvana all nite with almost no effort on your part) , but what she lacks in that she makes up by just being an enthusiastic chick who likes to be repeatedly boinked hard all nite and doesn't seem to get sore or be anything other than ready to go again, and she seems to come every session. I asked if this happens to her often with her "clients" and she said no, it's very very rare and, other than when she had a boyfriend, I'm the only one who does this to her, but ha ha, I take that with the usual grain of salt. What is genuine, though, is her extreme enthusiasm for fucking really hard and really long every time.
Anyway, had three good hard sessions tonite, with an intermission for an excellent Ensenada Baja-style mariscos dinner that I went out and brought back to the room, but only had one pop due to too much V, and some other pharmaceuticals that have no effect on performance but does tend to inhibit that second pop within the same evening). I'll shoot (pun intended) for pop number two before departure Tuesday morning.
Regarding the road / detour: you take the toll road as normal until they put you off of it at La Fonda, where you are routed onto the 'old' Hwy 1 (Libre). It goes inland for a short bit but then turns south and basically parallels the toll road until it rejoins the main drag into Ensenada at San Miguel, thus the total trip mileage this way isn't much different from having taken the toll road the whole way way.
The Libre isn't a bad road. This was my first time on it since the old Tecate< Ensenada bike race I used to ride in the 80's. It's sharp, curvy and mountainous in some spots, but also some long straight sections. Not unlike any mountain road here in Cali. Overall the pavement's in good shape except for a short construction stretch in La Mision and then again just before it joins back up with the main route at San Miguel.
The problem. Though, is trucks, trucks and more trucks. The roadbed is two-lane narrow the whole way with steep drop-off's, and mountainous and curvy in some spots, and everybody gives the trucks wide birth. There are no passing zones and bobody passes the trucks, and if you value your life, you won't either. Thus, even though the detour on the camino libre doesn't hardly add additional kilometers to the trip, it certainly can add additional time, and alot more wear and tear on your car.
So, in general I'd say unless you have a particular reason to go to Ensenada before then, wait until the toll road is fixed or just stick with Tijuana. Speaking of which, final note: I may not need to come to Ensenada again because she's expressed her willingness to take the bus to Tijuana to meet me there for a one or two niter. I may or may not do this, since this extra convenience comes at an extra cost. I mean, if I'm really going to do this, doesn't it make sense to just find someone local rather than importing talent from 100 kilometers away?
But if I do, have you guys got any suggestions on a nice hotel to book in Tijuana for an overniter or a weekend? Unless you advise otherwise, I'the prefer some place not in Zona Rio, but rather a more tourist / business type of place. And hopefully reasonably priced, with perhaps not-too-far access to dining and dancing. For some reason the only name I remember from 20 years ago is El Presidente, is that place even still around anymore?
Thanks again all, for your great advice, and Feliz Año Nuevo!
My first time in Tijuana on NYE was last night. Taxis were hard to come by, Pharmacies closed early, and men outnumbered chicas in the clubs. I have to say NYE is one of the worst nights to be in Tijuana. Nevertheless, I was still able to hook up with two chicas. I guess this just proves how reliable a place Tijuana is for hooking up regardless of the adverse circumstances.
GolfSexRroll
01-02-14, 06:27
My first time in Tijuana on NYE was last night. Taxis were hard to come by, Pharmacies closed early, and men outnumbered chicas in the clubs. I have to say NYE is one of the worst nights to be in Tijuana. Nevertheless, I was still able to hook up with two chicas. I guess this just proves how reliable a place Tijuana is for hooking up regardless of the adverse circumstances.The same thing happened Last Year. TOO many Chicos and Few Chicas. I was there yestrday and saw my Favorites (who were working) Last year was a LOT worse. I don't know why more Chicas work NYE.
Baxter Slade
01-02-14, 19:44
But if I do, have you guys got any suggestions on a nice hotel to book in Tijuana for an overniter or a weekend? Unless you advise otherwise, I'the prefer some place not in Zona Rio, but rather a more tourist / business type of place. And hopefully reasonably priced, with perhaps not-too-far access to dining and dancing. For some reason the only name I remember from 20 years ago is El Presidente, is that place even still around anymore?I always thought Ensenada made for a nice little get away spot. But due to the road conditions meeting her in Tijuana sounds like a good option for you. I would recommend Hotel Ticuan. It is a nice hotel and reasonably priced as far as decent hotels go. I think the rooms are around $60 dollars these days slightly higher on weekends. If you reserve online you do get a discount. The restaraunt in the hotel is good and there are several others within walking distance. Las Pulgas is a large dance club that is located right next door. Oh yea if you are a light sleeper you might want to request a room not facing ave Revolucion due to the music from Las Pulgas, the music doesn't stop untill about 6 a. M.
As far as nightlife you could also walk a couple blocks over to 6 th St. Plenty of bars and dancing over there. Also if you want restaraunts and bars that are a little more upscale Zona Rio is a 5 minute cab ride away. If you are looking for a specific type of food or club to try, I'm sure our resident connoisseurs, Phordphan and Artistyp would be happy to guide you to the right place.
ThrowAway3602
01-02-14, 19:47
So I was just wondering best time of year to come. I know the weather is pretty mild all year round (I live in the SW USA as well) and I just don't want to go down and the chicas be in coats and long pants. I want to see some skin haha.
My plan for my first time is to stay at the Cascadas hotel, get the master room with the stripper pole and the jacuzzi. Will most of the HK girls use the jacuzzi with you if you pay for an hour? Also I'd be coming Sun. Wed, so I was going to get the HK VIP card because it says 50% off hotels Mon / Tues and 20% off every other day. Sounds like a good deal to me.
So yeah, plan would be Cascadas for 3/4 nights, with a mix of HK girls, Adelitas, and street girls. Is this good in mid January / February? Are the places I've listed good on a Monday / Tuesday night? How many girls working (bar & street) could I expect on one of those nights?
You may want to look at The Gran Hotel or Marriot on Blvd. Aguas Caliente. Those are definitely business class hotels away from the zona. Next to the GH is a newly opened plaza / food court with a few bars.
If I wanted to stay someplace nice with access to those amenities and cab fare wasn't an issue I'd go with the Hotel Lucerna in the Plaza Rio area. You can walk it to Plaza Rio and there are many many food options within walking distance. I also believe that you can catch a public Ruta Van right in front of the hotel that will take you to calle 3 and revolucion.
As always with these places confirm their guest policy.
So I was just wondering best time of year to come. I know the weather is pretty mild all year round (I live in the SW USA as well) and I just don't want to go down and the chicas be in coats and long pants. I want to see some skin haha.
My plan for my first time is to stay at the Cascadas hotel, get the master room with the stripper pole and the jacuzzi. Will most of the HK girls use the jacuzzi with you if you pay for an hour? Also I'd be coming Sun. Wed, so I was going to get the HK VIP card because it says 50% off hotels Mon / Tues and 20% off every other day. Sounds like a good deal to me.
So yeah, plan would be Cascadas for 3/4 nights, with a mix of HK girls, Adelitas, and street girls. Is this good in mid January / February? Are the places I've listed good on a Monday / Tuesday night? How many girls working (bar & street) could I expect on one of those nights?The only really bad time of the year to go to Tijuana is between Christmas and New Year's. Monday and Tuesday nights are the slowest, but you will still be able to find girls. Adelitas and HK have the most number of working women, so those are the best clubs to go to anytime of the year. Working girls only wear coats when they go outdoors during winter. I've never seen a working girl in pants.
Perusing some escort ads before a trip on the 9/10/11th, and my Spanish rather sucks, but this ad had a long description. Google translate is nice.
But what caught me was, is this ad advertising BBFS?
" Kisses caresses much messing * natural? Long as you're a clean gentleman?"
Google could be wrong. But, if it is what it is, then I can be sure what words that I'm slowly learning, to avoid if I hear them in person.
Thanks!
Perusing some escort ads before a trip on the 9/10/11th, and my Spanish rather sucks, but this ad had a long description. Google translate is nice.
But what caught me was, is this ad advertising BBFS?
" Kisses caresses much messing * natural? Long as you're a clean gentleman?"
Google could be wrong. But, if it is what it is, then I can be sure what words that I'm slowly learning, to avoid if I hear them in person.
Thanks!Please post the original phrase. The board software has substituted an * for an important word.
BBFS is rarely offered, at least on CL, but BBBJ is common.
Perusing some escort ads before a trip on the 9/10/11th, and my Spanish rather sucks, but this ad had a long description. Google translate is nice.
But what caught me was, is this ad advertising BBFS?
" Kisses caresses much messing * natural? Long as you're a clean gentleman?"
Google could be wrong. But, if it is what it is, then I can be sure what words that I'm slowly learning, to avoid if I hear them in person.
Thanks!Post a link to the ad, we'll help with translation.
ThrowAway3602
01-03-14, 22:31
Has anyone stayed at the master suite before? It's a nice price and it looks nice in pics (stripper pole, jacuzzi, love chair, etc.)
Will the girls from HK take a jacuzzi bath with you if you take them arriba for an hour? Or will they strip on the pole for you?
I always thought Ensenada made for a nice little get away spot. But due to the road conditions meeting her in Tijuana sounds like a good option for you. I would recommend Hotel Ticuan. It is a nice hotel and reasonably priced as far as decent hotels go. I think the rooms are around $60 dollars these days slightly higher on weekends. If you reserve online you do get a discount. The restaraunt in the hotel is good and there are several others within walking distance. Las Pulgas is a large dance club that is located right next door. Oh yea if you are a light sleeper you might want to request a room not facing ave Revolucion due to the music from Las Pulgas, the music doesn't stop untill about 6 am.
As far as nightlife you could also walk a couple blocks over to 6 th St. Plenty of bars and dancing over there. Also if you want restaraunts and bars that are a little more upscale Zona Rio is a 5 minute cab ride away. If you are looking for a specific type of food or club to try, I'm sure our resident connoisseurs, Phordphan and Artistyp would be happy to guide you to the right place.MayerinSD,
I agree with Hugotheman, the Hotel Ticuan would be a nice option for all the things you've described. I like the place, and he lists many benefits.
Has anyone stayed at the master suite before? It's a nice price and it looks nice in pics (stripper pole, jacuzzi, love chair, etc.)
Will the girls from HK take a jacuzzi bath with you if you take them arriba for an hour? Or will they strip on the pole for you?Yes, and yes.
Has the best hot water pressure?
It's probably al natural which does in fact mean bareback.
" Kisses caresses much messing * natural? Long as you're a clean gentleman?"
It's probably al natural which does in fact mean bareback.Yes, bareback something. But, without the actual Spanish, we'll never know. BBBJ is very common, BBFS is not.
Yes, bareback something. But, without the actual Spanish, we'll never know. BBBJ is very common, BBFS is not.This is annoying. I replied to you with the URL immediately.
Sexy Tijuana. Com Cristina.
That might make it. The bare URL did not.
KC Questor
01-04-14, 20:49
Here is the original Web page plus the relevant text in Spanish. Note that the *s are in the original, which also includes a number of non-standard characters.
http://www.sexytijuana.com/listing.php?anuncio=216565
Hola corazon. como estas? Soy Cristina. te invito a probar mi servicio *** real. Yo una chica que me gusta cuidar mi cuerpo y mente con una actitud que te encantara. Besitos caricias mucho cachondeo **** al natural? siempre y cuando seas un caballero limpio? puedes ponerme como mas te guste mi amor?. Sere tu noviecita el tiempo que tu lo quieras?. Y si deseas más de una relación en el lapso del servicio se vale? MI horario es de 10 am a 1am?. Para mejor servicio puedes marcarme con una hora de anticipación esto para poder atenderte y ser puntual no me gusta hacerte perder tiempo? Mi correo cristy_880@hotmail.com Mi numero 664 803 12 59 no dudes en llamarme. Besos?
Hello heart. how are you? I'm Cristina. I invite you to try my service *** real. I like a girl I take care of my body and mind with an attitude that you will love .. Kisses caresses much messing **** natural? Long as you're a clean gentleman? Can you get as you like my love?. I'll be your girlfriend the time you want it?. And if you want more of a relationship in the period the service is worth? MI Hours are 10:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m.?. To best service you can mark me with this one hour prior to assist you and be on time I do not like you to lose time? Cristy_880@hotmail.com My Email My number 664 803 December 59 do not hesitate to call me. Kisses?
Here is the original Web page plus the relevant text in Spanish. Note that the *s are in the original, which also includes a number of non-standard characters.Here's what I believe to be fairly accurate. Google is close, but doesn't do some stuff very well.
Hello, honey. How are you? My name is Cristina. I invite you to try my services. (the "*** real" might be "I'm real"). I'm a girl who likes to take care of her body and mind, with an attitude you'll love. Kisses, caresses, very horny,"oral al natural" (BBBJ) , provided you are a clean gentleman, i.e. have good hygiene. You may "do me" your favorite way, my love. I will be your girlfriend any time you wish and if you need more than one relation (i.e. multiple pops) during the contracted time there is no extra charge. My hours are from 10:00am to 1:00am. For the best service call me one hour in advance and I'll be punctual. I don't like to waste your time. My e-mail is xxxxx@xxxxx. My phone number is xxxxxx. Don't hesitate to call me. Kisses.
So, to address the OP, BBFS is not being offered.
Errol Flynn
01-05-14, 04:33
MAN ON A MISSION (YMMV) : I hadn't been to Tijuana in many years, but was really looking forward to it. Reading the forum several things seemed to have improved: the Hong Kong Club becoming a flashy strip club where you can do takeaway, the growth of the GFE Escort agencies and Cascadas becoming a viable option for staying in the Zona. I did my research (I thought) , booked a room at Cascadas and an escort girl for the morning after, kind of as a fail safe for some GFE (ha). I was eager to go and try it all and frustrated when my trip got postponed a couple times. So this time, when my LA meeting got cancelled I decided Fuck it I'd go anyway (even though I live 2 hours North of LA making for a much longer trip). Now I remember why I haven't been back in years.
I looked at taking a Bus or Amtrak instead of driving, but both options took 6. 5-7 hours just to get to the border and were going to get me there later than I wanted. Well it took me 7 hours to drive, largely due to a snarl at the end caused by some military / police action at the border which forced me to park far away from the crossing. I stopped briefly at the Pharmacia and got a viagra tablet for $9, as I thought I might want it in the morning, but I blew off changing money, hoping to pull some out of an ATM in the Zona. I had planned to be in my room by 6, shower, relax, get some food and be in the clubs by 8, with the idea of getting two pops that evening and then two more in the morning with a two hour escort session. But I didn't get to Cascadas until 9.
Some relevant information for assessing the rest: I went yesterday (a Thursday) and came back on Friday, so these are comments about what a Thursday night is like. I'm middle aged and no Brad Pitt (just Errol Flynn) , but seriously I'm okay in the physical department, have good hygiene and am polite (maybe too polite). I also speak passable Spanish and have spent time in many Latin countries, but mostly not Mexico.
HOTEL CASCADAS: I had confirmed my reservation twice. Once for a standard room and then again after I booked the escort girl when I decided to go for a jacuzzi. I also asked for a sixth floor room. When I got there they had absolutely no record of any reservation (I guess they jot them down in a little spiral notebook). After way too much discussion they agreed that they had a Jacuzzi Room available and that they'd honor the on line price (a $5 discount). I then asked for a key to the safety deposit box which I had read was a ten dollar deposit. More discussion (seemed like I was the first to ask) before they told me they didn't have any cajas, but it would be a ten dollar deposit for a room key. I said fine, at least I'd have six dollars left to get to the border even if I got robbed. This was prescient. But I was a bit bummed as I had brought $800 in cash which I planned on putting the box along with my cell phone and passport. Conveniently near, but safe. Maybe the Cascadas staff are trust worthy, but I didn't want to leave a pile of cash out.
Yes, the Cascadas has been renovated. But make no mistake, this is still a third world hourly wh___ house hotel. There are no windows, no furniture (except the bed) , the bed is small and hard and the sheets are designed to protect the mattress not sleep in. Still you could probably get the big bald gang banger who showed me to the room to do turn down service for a big enough tip. (He told me after I tipped him well for bringing 4 worn out towels, that he "Had my bacK". But I never saw him again). On the positive side the hot water was ample, the shower nice (although dark) and they had bubble bath for the jacuzzi (I had brought my own, silly me). And the only sound you could hear was the thrumping throb of the bar below. I had read that the jacuzzi rooms were bigger and on higher floors, mine was at the back of the third floor aNd no larger than the standard next door. But I'm not here to hang out in the room. So after a quick shave and finding a place to stash a couple hundred dollars I hit the streets. Well I stopped at reception to try and get on WiFi to check my business and give Tania of HotTijuana my room number for the morning session. It took some effort to get on, but once connected my signal was decent and I could even use it in my room.
I made the rounds of the streets and checked out the SGs. There were some decent looking girls (at least with their clothes on) , but nothing that leaped out at me and made me want to deal with haggling for wham bam. I had a couple tacos and a water and headed off to Dolce Gabbana, which I had read in this thread might have some young diamonds in the rough, so I thought I'd check it out. This was around 9:30-9:45 pm. Inside the club there were 2 Hispanic guys at the bar. 3 girls (younger perhaps, but 2 I would rate a 6, unless you like that chunky monkey thing and one looked pretty good but I only saw her briefly). And at least six messeros who harassed me to choose a girl from the minute I walked in. I had a drink and left. Next stop the main attraction, the famous Hong Kong Club.
To be continued.
Errol Flynn
01-05-14, 05:51
THE SCENE: I'd read a lot about HK, and I have to say I'd built a pretty grandiose picture in my mind. In reality it was considerably smaller and less exciting, although compared to Dolce Gabbana it was certainly thriving. But here's my take: HK Club is really just one long, narrow room that extends from Calle Coahuilla (next to Chavalas and Adelitas) to the back alley. There is a balcony area and the back section of the Club is raised mid-level between the two, but they aren't really separate rooms. After you get patted down and enter (there was no cover or minimum) you descend a few steps to the main room. There's a bar to your left (but the meseros will take care of your drinks) and steps up to the balcony to your right. In the middle are first a couple of raised dancing platforms and then a stripping stage surrounded by chairs and with a ring hanging from the ceiling. In the very back is another stage where the infamous shaving cream shows happen, but we'll come to that in a moment.
The girls on the raised dance platforms don't strip. They basically stand there in their club clothes, maybe grind or sway a little and if you tip a dollar, they may (depending on the girl) let you rub their ass or tits, Some get a little wilder, some less. The other annoying things about the raised platforms is that they are way too high. Standing up it feels like your face is at foot level, so it's kind of like the girl is sneering down at you (some are) and hard to really make contact. The stripping all happens on the stripping stage. One girl at a time and they stay up there for a really long time, so if you're not into a particular girl you'd better give up your seat. Some did some amazing acrobatics on the ring. But most were not the real lookers of the club. The lookers only seemed to go to the dancing platforms and never stripped. Which made it hard to determine whether their looks were real or clothing created and covering sins like bad plastic surgery and C sections.
One thing I had not realized in reading the forum: there are all types of girls in the club, and the ones we read about getting seriously groped and groping back are a minority. I know this from both my own experience and a long night of observations. There are no private spaces in the club (except the dance booths and VIP and we'll come to those) , so I saw all that was happening (and some that wasn't). But what about the shaving cream show, you say? Hold your horses. I had to hold mine.
OUR MAN: I got to HK a little before 10 PM. I'm a roamer, which is probably not a good thing at HK. It's a place where (maybe after a brief tour) you want to choose a seat, place a bet on a meserro who will become your fren, and stake your claim. That said, you may miss a lot, as some of the girls never move more than 15 feet from where they start (and stand). But roamers will miss out on power. Because sitting still is how this club works and the only person who may have your back (for a buck) is your one and only meserro. But that's not me, I wandered past the platform dancers and stripper and some nice looking chicas standing around and found myself at the back stage. This is also where the bathrooms are and there's another bar and some more booths and a jacuzzi that was empty when I got there.
As I walked up there were a couple of hawkers on the back stage with an okay girl (6) on stage but dressed. They beckoned me up and I'm not shy so what the F? I allowed them to shove my face in her groin, which would have been more fun later when I was drunk, but okay, then they wanted to spray beer on me, which I resisted, so we finished with me burying my face in her breasts. Not bad, not exactly sensual, but it seemed like a good promise of things to come. After that, for the next two hours (until Midnight) exactly nothing happened on that stage. Well there were a couple of fugly dancers one of which may have stripped, but for me it was nothing. Where's the shaving cream show, I kept thinking as I roamed the club?
I was assessing chicks, and I found a bunch of 7s. Maybe they were slim but had flat chests, or if they had nice B or C cups they were chunky. There was one blonde (dyed of course) I thought could be a nine, although I think her tits were fake which is a big deduction for me, but I never could confirm that. But she had close to a model body, small but shapely ass, tight belly and good B cups. She was wearing pink, so I'll call her Pinkie. She got up on one of the dance platforms and I gave her a dollar. I got to swipe my hand across her ass, but she acted like I didn't exist. Then she was called away by a meserro for a ficha drink. I'm not sure whether she even does arribas or just gets by on Fichas. This guy was a HUGE Samoan and I watched her sit on his lap visibly wincing as he tried to grope her just a bit. I wandered some more, dropped some bucks here and there on dancers, there was a couple of girls that were tag teaming around the bar rubbing their asses on guys for $1 tips and I took them up. While there were many doable chicks the only one I'd seen that I really wanted was the stuck up Pinkie.
So I decided to take a stroll and see what else the Zona had to offer.
To be continued.
Here's what I believe to be fairly accurate. Google is close, but doesn't do some stuff very well.
Hello, honey. How are you? My name is Cristina. I invite you to try my services. (the "* real" might be "I'm real"). I'm a girl who likes to take care of her body and mind, with an attitude you'll love. Kisses, caresses, very horny,"oral al natural" (BBBJ) , provided you are a clean gentleman, I. E. Have good hygiene. You may "do me" your favorite way, my love. I will be your girlfriend any time you wish and if you need more than one relation (I. E. Multiple pops) during the contracted time there is no extra charge. My hours are from 10:00am to 1:00am. For the best service call me one hour in advance and I'll be punctual. I don't like to waste your time. My e-mail is xxxxx@xxxxx. My phone number is xxxxxx. Don't hesitate to call me. Kisses.
So, to address the OP, BBFS is not being offered.THanks Phord.
"provided you are a clean gentleman, I. E. Have good hygiene. You may "do me" your favorite way"
I have to admit, that does read a little funny here.
Errol Flynn
01-05-14, 22:10
I headed out the back of HK into the Alley and took a stroll around, checking out the SGs. I have to admit that the lighting in the Alley was better than the lighting in the club, so it was pretty easy to see the girls (but not under their clothes!). The quality was about the same as before, many doable, none exceptional. So I had another Taco then ducked into Adelita's.
There is a stripping stage in the middle of AB that is surrounded by small booths and is much lower than the stages at HK. If you got one of these booths you could have fun with the stripper for buck tips. But the booths were all full and it was hard to interact much with the strippers if you were standing. I'd rank the quality of the girls I saw strip at AB as higher than most of the girls I saw strip at HK. I wandered a bit. There no longer seemed to be a "Hottie Central", but were clusters of girls standing around. On average I'd say there were a few more of the typico Mexican type (big bootie and body) than there were at HK, but there were as many solid 7s as I ever saw at HK. There was one girl who looked really hot from across the room, but I hesitated and she was gone. A not bad tall "blonde" was working the room letting you feel her tits for $1. In the back is a separate bar where an aging gringo Fleetwood Mac imitation band was playing to a crowd of exactly Zero. We don't come here for the music. And I realized that you won't get any serious action inside AB and taking a girl to their hotel would defeat the purpose of spending $80 on a room at Cascadas. So I made my exit.
So far I had paced myself pretty well both on drinking and money spent, but that was about to change. After a brief stop in my room to organize my money and check that Tania had messaged back confirmation for the morning, I headed back to Hong Kong, it was about 11:30. Pinkie was up on a dance platform so I stuck a buck in her g string and rubbed her ass and she ignored my existence completely (was that a fly?). There was nothing going on in the back area, so after getting a beer for myself I bought a drink for a tall slim girl I'll call Nervous. She is 23, from Chihuahua, nice face, flat chest and really seemed to be nervous. She said she had lived in Tijuana for a year but worked in the Club for 3 months (that would seem long enough to me). She was sweet and didn't strike me as stuck up, but she would flinch even when I lightly stroked her arm. A better (younger?) man than I might find some real GFE there if he was willing to invest the time, but I wasn't, so after one ficha we politely parted and I went upstairs to check out the balcony area.
One side of the balcony is booth like seats that overlook the main floor. The other side is lined with lap dance booths with partial doors (The VIP Room is at the back and there's a bathroom at the front end.) No one ever questioned my being there (the website says it's a VIP perk). As I was looking around a really cute Mexican girl next door type (turns out her name is Corral) came out of one of the dance booths. Corral isn't a lanky model, but has natural curves in all the right places. She was walking away from me and I'm not the type to rush after her having only seen her for a few seconds. But I had already decided it would be fun to take her into the lap dance booth and see if I could get a BJ in there, figured I'd start by buying her a drink. I went downstairs but didn't see her so I grabbed another beer and laid a few singles on the stripper. After a bit I saw some set up activity going on in the back area so I wandered over.
Two girls were being lead up on stage, Girl A was a 6. 5, nothing wrong just nothing wow. Girl B was Corral from upstairs and there were cans of evaporated milk coming out. Could this be the famous Cream Show?
To be continued.
THanks Phord.
"provided you are a clean gentleman, I. E. Have good hygiene. You may "do me" your favorite way"
I have to admit, that does read a little funny here.Yes, some of the stuff doesn't translate well. Hygiene is very important to the ladies, despite what some may say. Nobody wants to put an uncovered, smelly, unwashed dick into their mouth. :D So, if you don't bathe regularly, expect a CBJ.
Ponme is literally put me, but that doesn't translate well. Basically, it's whatever positions you like.
Hey Fellas, haven't been around in a bit but still very much active in the hobby and also reading posts of your experiences.
I am finally ready to visit la zona again and kick off the 2014 year! Very excited as I will have a wingman with me. This will be his first visit so I really hope it works out.
First question: I have always gone in the spring or summer (prime time) but this time I plan on the First week of Feb. WIll there be a good number of chicas and talent around yet? I know January is not a good month since they are on break. Don't want my wingman to have a mediocre time.
Second: Where is the best place to watch the Superbowl? I think I will be out there that weekend. Looking for a good place to kick back and watch it over a few brews. Chicas are a plus but not necessary during the game.
Third: I see a few escort agencies are making a rise agains the top 2 (MLB & CITJ) Which is worth a shot?
Forth: Will anyone be out there SB weekend?
Thanks and hope everyone is enjoying the new year and soon. New chicas!
Errol Flynn
01-06-14, 06:18
I forgot to mention that in my book Corral is a solid 8. Ample B cups, nice round but not fat ass, cute always smiling face and a gorgeous shaved pussy (I would soon learn) , maybe a hint of the baby fat look, but just a hint (of course my beer goggles were starting to turn on about then, so if you show me a picture where she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West I'll concede defeat).
By now it was about Midnight, and the first serious show since I arrived was about to start.
MALTED MILK: well, actually it's sweet evaporated milk that they start with for the Show. After a brief strip show, and collecting a few singles, Girl A and Corral stood on the main part of the back stage, opened a few cans of evaporated milk and poured them over each others' naked body. This was already pretty sexy. Then they started making the rounds getting guys to lick the cream off their nipples for a buck. Girl A came over to me with a virgin (meaning not yet licked in that show) left nipple so I went for it. Pretty nice, but I really wanted Corral. However, while I'm not terribly squirmish about these things, by the time Corral got to me at least 6 guys had slobbered on each of her nipples, and that seemed like too much of a cesspool of man spit even for me, so I pinched her nipples instead. She didn't seem to mind, my money was green. There were several rounds of the same and I was making my plans for hitting on Corral as soon as the show was over. I figured they would HAVE to take a shower (a good thing) but I'd be waiting for her afterwords (note to others: this is one place where you should enlist a mesero rather than flying solo). Eventually (after maybe 15 minutes) they went back to the main part of the stage and wiped the milk off of each other.
SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN: Then they whipped out the cans of shaving cream and started coating each other and rubbing each others clits and pussies. There was a sort of runway to the part of the bar I was at (now lined with guys) and Girl A lathered herself in shaving cream, threw some water on the runway and slid down it with her legs wide open. She turned around and on the way back up encouraged the guys to rub her clit which was now soaked in slippery shaving cream. Then Corral did the same. There is very little I would rather do than rub a hot young chica's slippery clit. The first few times I got my turn I was enthralled. Girl B started putting a bottle up her pussy and guys started sticking their fingers up both girls pussies. Girl A smiled but Corral winced, so being me I didn't push it and try that, but who knows what was real and what wasn't at that moment. Some guys left, some more sat down. I can't believe I was jealous, I know better, but there was something disconcerting about having 40 different guys sticking their fingers up the pussy of a girl I wanted to bang in front of me. After a while it also got a bit boring to have the ten second grope. I wanted more. And I couldn't believe the girls' pussies weren't getting very sore. I knew they were raking in the bucks, but I felt sorry for them. The shaving show must be over soon, no? But it wasn't. The show went on at least two hours and by the end the men had dwindled to nothing. I came and went, not wanting to let Corral get away, but also looking to have something different as I knocked back multiple beers. I would think the Club would have done better rotating a few girls through the show, but maybe those were the only two who would do it? Of course there's a bunch of set up and clean up too, but those folks aren't being paid much, so why not rotate? To my knowledge this was the only shaving cream show of the evening (there were certainly none afterwards).
HOT TUB TROUBLE: I was probably the most diehard patron, but I wasn't standing there when it finished. I figured I'd put in my time (and at least 50 singles between the two of them). Assuming they would be off to the shower I was a bit surprised when I came back and both girls were sitting in the previously empty hot tub, washing their money and pasting it in rows of ten to the mirror on the wall. I went over but they had their backs towards me and attention away. A mesero motioned Corral to come, but she ignored him and went back to counting her bills. I decided to seize the day, intercepted the mesero who had been plying me with Bohemias during the show and asked him to get Corral a cerveza. ($8 for a 6 ounce Tecate light, FYI) This is when I learned her name, then she asked me to buy her friend a beer. Sure, why not? I was hooked by now, but so were many others. I bought Corral a second ficha and then she turned back to counting her bills. I got no groping, no sitting on my lap, pretty much nada, except that I do know for a fact, that AFTER tipping out the staff they BOTH took away $150.
When they were done the first mesero took Corral away to sit with a lanky intellectual looking Mexican. As she ran off I asked her if I'd see her? She said,"Maybe". So much for paying for pussy. I decided to have another beer.
To be continued.
PatmarBeleza1
01-06-14, 07:03
Where do I get one for how much?
When they were done the first mesero took Corral away to sit with a lanky intellectual looking Mexican. As she ran off I asked her if I'd see her? She said,"Maybe". So much for paying for pussy. I decided to have another beer.
To be continued.Thank you for giving back to the forum by providing TRs!
PatmarBeleza1
01-06-14, 07:06
Hk girl can be tln in ticuan.
A bit of mongering advanced placement required.
9 hours much more satisfying than half hour and ticuan much better than cascadas.
I forgot to mention that in my book Corral is a solid 8. Ample B cups, nice round but not fat ass, cute always smiling face and a gorgeous shaved pussy (I would soon learn) , maybe a hint of the baby fat look, but just a hint (of course my beer goggles were starting to turn on about then, so if you show me a picture where she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West I'll concede defeat).
By now it was about Midnight, and the first serious show since I arrived was about to start.
MALTED MILK: well, actually it's sweet evaporated milk that they start with for the Show. After a brief strip show, and collecting a few singles, Girl A and Corral stood on the main part of the back stage, opened a few cans of evaporated milk and poured them over each others' naked body. This was already pretty sexy. Then they started making the rounds getting guys to lick the cream off their nipples for a buck. Girl A came over to me with a virgin (meaning not yet licked in that show) left nipple so I went for it. Pretty nice, but I really wanted Corral. However, while I'm not terribly squirmish about these things, by the time Corral got to me at least 6 guys had slobbered on each of her nipples, and that seemed like too much of a cesspool of man spit even for me, so I pinched her nipples instead. She didn't seem to mind, my money was green. There were several rounds of the same and I was making my plans for hitting on Corral as soon as the show was over. I figured they would HAVE to take a shower (a good thing) but I'd be waiting for her afterwords (note to others: this is one place where you should enlist a mesero rather than flying solo). Eventually (after maybe 15 minutes) they went back to the main part of the stage and wiped the milk off of each other.
SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN: Then they whipped out the cans of shaving cream and started coating each other and rubbing each others clits and pussies. There was a sort of runway to the part of the bar I was at (now lined with guys) and Girl A lathered herself in shaving cream, threw some water on the runway and slid down it with her legs wide open. She turned around and on the way back up encouraged the guys to rub her clit which was now soaked in slippery shaving cream. Then Corral did the same. There is very little I would rather do than rub a hot young chica's slippery clit. The first few times I got my turn I was enthralled. Girl B started putting a bottle up her pussy and guys started sticking their fingers up both girls pussies. Girl A smiled but Corral winced, so being me I didn't push it and try that, but who knows what was real and what wasn't at that moment. Some guys left, some more sat down. I can't believe I was jealous, I know better, but there was something disconcerting about having 40 different guys sticking their fingers up the pussy of a girl I wanted to bang in front of me. After a while it also got a bit boring to have the ten second grope. I wanted more. And I couldn't believe the girls' pussies weren't getting very sore. I knew they were raking in the bucks, but I felt sorry for them. The shaving show must be over soon, no? But it wasn't. The show went on at least two hours and by the end the men had dwindled to nothing. I came and went, not wanting to let Corral get away, but also looking to have something different as I knocked back multiple beers. I would think the Club would have done better rotating a few girls through the show, but maybe those were the only two who would do it? Of course there's a bunch of set up and clean up too, but those folks aren't being paid much, so why not rotate? To my knowledge this was the only shaving cream show of the evening (there were certainly none afterwards).
HOT TUB TROUBLE: I was probably the most diehard patron, but I wasn't standing there when it finished. I figured I'd put in my time (and at least 50 singles between the two of them). Assuming they would be off to the shower I was a bit surprised when I came back and both girls were sitting in the previously empty hot tub, washing their money and pasting it in rows of ten to the mirror on the wall. I went over but they had their backs towards me and attention away. A mesero motioned Corral to come, but she ignored him and went back to counting her bills. I decided to seize the day, intercepted the mesero who had been plying me with Bohemias during the show and asked him to get Corral a cerveza. ($8 for a 6 ounce Tecate light, FYI) This is when I learned her name, then she asked me to buy her friend a beer. Sure, why not? I was hooked by now, but so were many others. I bought Corral a second ficha and then she turned back to counting her bills. I got no groping, no sitting on my lap, pretty much nada, except that I do know for a fact, that AFTER tipping out the staff they BOTH took away $150.
When they were done the first mesero took Corral away to sit with a lanky intellectual looking Mexican. As she ran off I asked her if I'd see her? She said,"Maybe". So much for paying for pussy. I decided to have another beer.
To be continued.
Errol Flynn
01-06-14, 07:47
Hk girl can be tln in ticuan.
A bit of mongering advanced placement required.
9 hours much more satisfying than half hour and ticuan much better than cascadas.We haven't even gotten to my escort girl experience the next morning.
And I'm just reporting on my experiences, YMMV, but I felt unprepared despite RTFF, so I'm trying to give the info I would have liked to have. But it's just my view.
The problem with 9 hours for me is I don't know what the girl will REALLY be like. Slight Spoiler, I took a girl the next morning based on Tania at HotT's recommendation and it was far from GFE, I wouldn't have wanted 9 hours. To drive 6-7 hours each way for any one girl I haven't met is not very viable.
Thanks for reading. Going to bed soon, but will eventually finish.
Errol Flynn
01-06-14, 07:53
The Forum has given me a lot. I know these are long TRs, but I've tried to put in searchable terms. Ie if you search for "Shaving Cream HK" you should find something.
PatmarBeleza1
01-06-14, 09:21
Do 30 min at cascadas w / HK girl.
Get contact.
Then do todo la noche at ticuan weeks later
Worked for me.
An hour of good sex before sleeping
2am sex.
Pay after. Always.
We haven't even gotten to my escort girl experience the next morning.
And I'm just reporting on my experiences, YMMV, but I felt unprepared despite RTFF, so I'm trying to give the info I would have liked to have. But it's just my view.
The problem with 9 hours for me is I don't know what the girl will REALLY be like. Slight Spoiler, I took a girl the next morning based on Tania at HotT's recommendation and it was far from GFE, I wouldn't have wanted 9 hours. To drive 6-7 hours each way for any one girl I haven't met is not very viable.
Thanks for reading. Going to bed soon, but will eventually finish.
Guitarrefreak
01-07-14, 07:05
Where do I get one for how much?Telcel store in zona Rio, bring an I'd
Ok. For all why'all wondering how tough the interview background is.
I did some things right after high school, mid 80s. Stuff well beyond the stack of traffic infractions I built up. I didn't lose my right to vote, it wasnt THAT bad, but I could have gone bad, but did not. Straight and clean. Building to a professional career, including a part time contract pilot job.
I showed up for my interview in a city other than where I lived, because I would be there for a customer flight a few days, and figured why not do it there, right away once I was conditionally approved.
Took my prints, and asked me "about my past". I listed it all out. Well, I forgot about one small detail, that was still important. It was a secondary charge around the one big thing I did list and verbally mention. That's when it got weird.
The printer in that location. Died. Literally. Died. I saw it go all Lucas smokey.
The officer told me I had to contact the state and counties of all these things, get a record of the final court action (s) and end results, and I had 3 weeks to get that back to him.
OMG. WTF, really? He's LOOKING at this stuff on the screen from the FBI, and I got to gather this crap up?
The source state and the counties I could remember were useless over the phone. I resolved that I would have to let this one go for now.
RIGHT at about the end of the 3week point, I get the Email to check the status of my GOES account, and hey. I was approved. Card is in the mail. *blink* Ok.
I'm guessing that someone in charge went thru the stack of things not complete, and put it together that they.had- the data, and that the officer sent me on mission impossible to gather it on paper myself because he could not.at that time. And then just did it himself, and approved it. I did nothing.
Yay! So. I won't go into details. Nobody died, nobody was hurt, but if after just short of 30yrs of being nothing more than a contributor to the Policeman's Ball, you should pass the interview and BG check no problems. Even if you space out and forget that. 1- minor important charge under the larger one. And dude has to ask you 3 times "are you sure". And you say "Yes, I'm sure. I'm not proud of what I did, but I fessed up, did my probation. And I've been thru this with the NRC and the FAA. What did I miss?". And the he reminds you."You forgot this thing. But that was just something attached to the real problem. Remember?" "Oh ya. Crap. I'm sorry, yes, that is correct, I did do that too, it was related to the larger charge, I'm sorry."
Not wanting here to brag about being a stupid shit 18yr old, but. If might help rest the souls of those considering GE / Sentri / Nexus about the interview and BG check process.
Most security is just seeing what you say, and what you do, and if you can be unabashedly honest about the crazy ass kid you used to be.
And I leave for Socal Wednesday AM the 8th.
Odds are low that an approval on 1/3 will be in my mailbox tomorrow. 1/7.
Am I going to catch total hell for "forgetting" that I forgot my card at home if I belly up to the Sentri lane at customs? Or can I reasonably play an "Oh crap. Guys. I screwed up. I was approved but I left my card at home. I JUST got it, can you help somehow?"
I will of course be well dressed, have my passport, my GE / Sentri I'd. Etc.
And I leave for Socal Wednesday AM the 8th.
Odds are low that an approval on 1/3 will be in my mailbox tomorrow. 1/7.
Am I going to catch total hell for "forgetting" that I forgot my card at home if I belly up to the Sentri lane at customs? Or can I reasonably play an "Oh crap. Guys. I screwed up. I was approved but I left my card at home. I JUST got it, can you help somehow?"
I will of course be well dressed, have my passport, my GE / Sentri I'd. Etc.You'll never get through the turnstiles without it, unless you cross late at night.
The point of having SENTRI is to walk to the head of the ridiculous line at the border and go through the gate marked SENTRI. The guard will insist he see your card. When you can't produce it you'll be sent back to the end of the line.
Once inside, the lines are now automated. You step up to the kiosk and put your card on the scanner. If you have no card, you'll be hard pressed to do that.
If you don't have it, cross late at night and just use your passport. Or, if you have an Enhanced Drivers License or a Passport Card you can use the Ready Lane and shave some time that way.
You'll never get through the turnstiles without it, unless you cross late at night.
The point of having SENTRI is to walk to the head of the ridiculous line at the border and go through the gate marked SENTRI. The guard will insist he see your card. When you can't produce it you'll be sent back to the end of the line.
Once inside, the lines are now automated. You step up to the kiosk and put your card on the scanner. If you have no card, you'll be hard pressed to do that.
If you don't have it, cross late at night and just use your passport. Or, if you have an Enhanced Drivers License or a Passport Card you can use the Ready Lane and shave some time that way.Ya. I put off a PP card forever, typical me I suppose. .
I know I don't want to stay at Cascadas this trip for a few nights. Ticuan jaccuzi room is nice, but pricey. But that appears to be only good solid option. Running hot water will be nice.
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