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SushiLover69
06-20-14, 02:49
If you're a meat-lover, Mr. Pampas is awesome. I didn't drink, and I think my tab was a little under $30 for dinner.
http://mrpampas.com.mx/menu.html
Before going to this restaurant, I had never heard the words "filet mignon" and "all-you-can-eat" together in the same sentence.
HorseTrader
06-20-14, 14:17
Thanks for a great report Tom J. I would like to learn more about " The Event" . Seeing as how I'm easily amused and enjoy people watching, I think there might be some comidic value in just watching the thing unfold. So do they just sit there and look at each other and if there is a love connection they head for the vrooom. Or do they head out on a date?I must have unknowningly watched one of those events a few months ago during dinner. At first I thought it was just a gathering of a Mexican women's club, all standing in the lobby and next to the restaurant. Then a few of them worked their way to the bar and started chatting with a few American men. There may have been name tags worn. I didn't stick around long enough to see the outcome.
Tijuana COSTCO Lerk (AR) Sidenafil 100 mg $2/ pill.
Buy two 4-Tabs and get one free. A tolal of 12 tablets for $24.00 USD. Lerk Sidnafil is the brand name.
I usually get a generic 100 mg in T-J for $4 up to $8 depends where you go. And brand name I see go for 10 to 12 dollars each. I can't remember he name of the place but they close early like 5 or 6 and are just past the taxi's after you cross the street at Mcdonalds and on the left as you walk south towards the pedestrian bridge to the zona. My last trip they tried to sell me 5 for $20.00 but I did not want to carry them on me so I passed on the deal.
Hi all,
I'm heading to wonderful Tijuana for the third time, 2nd monger trip. I'm taking a red eye to SD then was going to cab it to the border. I imagine I'll get to the border about 1 am or so. Are there safety issues crossing late night / early morning? Can't wait to see HK again. I'm hoping team mexico will still be in the World Cup as I would love to be there in that atmosphere. I'm booked at the Ticuan for three nights. If anyone wants to grab a cold one let me know and maybe we can meet up.
Thanks
SushiLover69
06-22-14, 22:48
Hi all,
I imagine I'll get to the border about 1 am or so. Are there safety issues crossing late night / early morning?
ThanksAs long as you're taking a cab in Tijuana, you should be fine.
ItsMeBeyatch
06-23-14, 08:57
As soon as you cross take a cab and say to ticuan $5. From ticuan to HK at that time you should cab it. I personally like to walk it from ticuan to the alley to see everything in between. Make a few stops on the way there. Especially calle sexta. A couple of time I didn't even make it to HK because I ended up having a great time at the bars there. I'm bilingual and a Mexican American so I can blend in.
I'll be there that weekend and also hoping to see mexico in a gm that weekend. It'll be difficult for mexico to advance that far ...Anything is possible though. Shit statman is getting married to a Tijuana prostiitute with the help of a congresswoman. Anything is possible..lol
Hi all,
I'm heading to wonderful Tijuana for the third time, 2nd monger trip. I'm taking a red eye to SD then was going to cab it to the border. I imagine I'll get to the border about 1 am or so. Are there safety issues crossing late night / early morning? Can't wait to see HK again. I'm hoping team mexico will still be in the World Cup as I would love to be there in that atmosphere. I'm booked at the Ticuan for three nights. If anyone wants to grab a cold one let me know and maybe we can meet up.
Thanks.
HorseTrader
06-24-14, 10:36
I'll be in Tijuana tonight from about 6:30 to 9:00. PM me if interested in joining me for a beer. Tomorrow I'll be back on the east coast.
As soon as you cross take a cab and say to ticuan $5. From ticuan to HK at that time you should cab it. I personally like to walk it from ticuan to the alley to see everything in between. Make a few stops on the way there. Especially calle sexta. A couple of time I didn't even make it to HK because I ended up having a great time at the bars there. I'm bilingual and a Mexican American so I can blend in.
I'll be there that weekend and also hoping to see mexico in a gm that weekend. It'll be difficult for mexico to advance that far ...Anything is possible though. Shit statman is getting married to a Tijuana prostiitute with the help of a congresswoman. Anything is possible..lolAfter the 3-1 beat down of Croatia, the Perros move ever closer to making my trip that much better.
Baxter Slade
06-25-14, 01:14
A couple months ago someone on another site came up with a list of E-mail addresses to contact city officials about some police corruption they have experienced while in Tijuana. However the address to reach the Mayor or the Presidente de Municipal was missing from the list. After doing a little research I was able to find his E-mail. So 2 months ago I sent him an E-mail describing how some friends of mine were no longer willing to travel to Tijuana and spend there money in this city (SuperSteve) due to being harrased by corrupt policia.
So yesterday I finally got a response with the usual blah blah blah thanking me and assuring me they were working to correct these type of problems. So anyway I'm sure the more E-mails he receives the more it will help us to have one less thing to worry about when in Tijuana. Here is the E-mail address to reach the Presidente Municipal.
Ohhh shit I just read you are not allowed to post E-mails on this site, so unless Jackson wants to make an exception you can PM me for the info.
Cascadas Hotel of Ticuan for three nights?
also is there an ATM on the US side of the border?
Baxter Slade
06-25-14, 02:09
Cascadas Hotel of Ticuan for three nights?If your asking which Hotel to stay at. It would really depend on your mongering style. If you want to be in the heart of the action, and plan on sampling SG's and bar girls you definitely want Cascadas. With the main advantage being you won't be paying extra everytime you bring a girl to your room. If you plan on doing escorts or you just prefer to stay in a nicer Hotel Ticuan is for you. I have known some who like to mix it up and spend a night or two in one and then try out the other. The one advantage that I prefer with the Ticuan is there is a safe in every room. If you are a light sleeper be sure to ask for a room on a higher floor at Cascadas and at the Ticuan you want a room that is not on the Revolution side.
On a side note you won't be charged extra for bringing a girl to your room at the Ticuan. But due to distance you can't just grab a SG or BG and say lets go back to my room.
ItsMeBeyatch
06-25-14, 04:52
I hope Sunday they handle business vs Netherlands so I can watch them play on 4th of July or 5th of July in mexico. If they get that far they will match the deepest they have ever been in the World Cup. It will be difficult but I sure hope it happens.
After the 3-1 beat down of Croatia, the Perros move ever closer to making my trip that much better..
I hope Sunday they handle business vs Netherlands so I can watch them play on 4th of July or 5th of July in mexico. If they get that far they will match the deepest they have ever been in the World Cup. It will be difficult but I sure hope it happens.Anyone heading down this weekend for the game? Really tempted to go.
SushiLover69
06-25-14, 13:34
also is there an ATM on the US side of the border?Yes, there are several.
SuperSteve
06-25-14, 17:56
Hola Hugo.
I still read the forum everyday, was surprised to see my name pop-up, and miss my weekend runs to Tijuana. As you said, my bank account loves me. I was spending $750-$1500 per month in Tijuana, and had a great time.
I doubt that anyone can really effect the corruption that has been going on for centuries. I would have never thought it would have reached me in the way it did. The sights, sounds, and smells of the Tijuana jail are still bouncing around my feeble mind.
For many who do not know of what happened to me, all I can say is be very careful with giving Novia status to a lady. I had not done that, but she thought in her mind that she loved me. A jealous woman, especially a Latina, can be a very dangerous thing.
TomJ a belated Happy Birthday, I love your reports. Hugo, congratulations on your on-going relationship. Just remember the one that cares the most loses! Thanks for remembering me amigo.
I'm on my way to Medellin next week. I recently went to Bangkok, Malaysia, Indonesia, and Singapore. That being said, I still miss Tijuana.
A friend that I travel with may be coming to Tijuana in September. If he does I may show up. If I knew for sure that the lady was out of the Zona, it would make it much easier.
Health & happiness to all.
Mexico City (AP) The head of the once-mighty Tijuana-based Arellano Felix drug cartel was arrested at a home while watching the telecast of Mexico's soccer team playing in the World Cup, federal officials said Tuesday.
Federal police chief Monte Alejandro Rubido said Fernando Sanchez Arellano was detained in the border city of Tijuana on Monday and was expected to be brought to Mexico City sometime Tuesday.
Sanchez Arellano had $100,000 in cash when he was arrested, Rubido said, but gave no other details at a news briefing at which he didn't take questions.
Journalists were shown photographs of Sanchez Arellano in a green soccer jersey and with his cheeks painted with green, white and red, the colors of the Mexican flag.
But he couldn't celebrate Mexico's 3 -1 victory over Croatia because he was arrested by soldiers before the game ended, a federal official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he wasn't authorized to talk to the media.
Sanchez Arellano inherited leadership of the Arellano Felix cartel from his uncle, Javier Arellano Felix, who was arrested by the USA Coast Guard in international waters off Mexico's Baja California in 2006. The uncle later was sentenced in San Diego to 40 years in federal prison.
Within two years, a renegade lieutenant, Teodoro Garcia Simental, made a power play and set off a bloodbath that turned Tijuana into one of Mexico's most violent cities, plagued by daytime shootouts, beheadings and mutilated corpses hanging from freeway bridges.
Sanchez Arellano, known as "The Engineer," was badly weakened after his rival was arrested in 2010, which created an opening for the Sinaloa cartel to quietly gain control of Tijuana's underworld and its coveted smuggling corridor to San Diego. The Sinaloa cartel has made its mark in the area with cross-border drug tunnels, large-scale smuggling of methamphetamine at San Diego border crossings and marijuana-laden boats that motor up the Pacific coast to California.
In 2013, the USA Drug Enforcement Administration included Sanchez Arellano on a poster of the six most influential drug traffickers in that region but USA Authorities were more concerned about rising Sinaloa cartel lieutenants. Gary Hill, an assistant DEA special agent in charge in San Diego, said in an interview at the time that Sanchez Arellano was "almost like a ghost. ".
"As we see it, the Sinaloa cartel has the upper hand," Hill said.
Mexican authorities have tried several times to grab drug traffickers when they had their guard down while attending parties but it hasn't always worked.
In 2009, federal forces raided a party in the central state of Morelos attended by drug cartel leader Arturo Beltran Leyva, but he escaped. Marines cornered him days later at an apartment building in Cuernavaca, where he died in an hours-long shootout.
Rival drug traffickers also have taken advantage of parties to go after enemies. Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix, the eldest brother of the Tijuana clan, was killed last October by a gunman dressed as a clown at a party in the resort city of Los Cabos.
ItsMeBeyatch
06-26-14, 06:34
I don't know if this has been posted. If it hasn't then here it is. Red light district video of Tijuana.
http://youtu.be/MvurP3syinA
GolfSexRroll
06-26-14, 06:37
There is a group" VFW" telling those of us who go to Mexico to Boycott going to Mexico! Just because a Marine got lost with a car full of guns and ammo we should suffer because of his STUPIDITY. I know I am not going to be on the "friend" list with a bunch of you with this attitude, but FUCK that. The problem with America is the fuckin Guns and the Idiots who are not responsible or smart enough to have them. If a Mexican Military person did the same thing (guns and Ammo in the USA) they would of thrown his ass in jail as a terrorist! NO One is going to keep me from spending my money or travel to Mexico.
Ath Trainer
06-26-14, 17:55
got to the zone aroud 830 last night. stopped in adelitas first. not very crowded. bar to the right full of chicas. quality was terrible, compared to my last visit. most girls thicker. very few hotties. few familar faces. hotties were all business. not real friendly. after an hr, decided it was time to check out hong kong. although it was not packed, better crowd and more girls than ab.
girls were by far better looking. all shapes and sizes. the shaving cream show was on, 3 girls. no cover. waiters were more laid back than before. less pushing, never asked to buy a drink when my hand was empty. so now the hunt for a good looking chica, with a good attitude. most of the ones i liked, were statues, or were "dollar", or "fucky sucky" as soon as you meet. didn't see many guys getting good service jn the booths either.
after a while, i'm approached by diana. 27,2 kids, blk hair, med build, cute face, friendly, little english. she was aggressive enough, that i thought shed be good in the room, but not a rush. i ask her to have a drink.
she takes me by the hand into miami. never been in before, and wasntnsure if this was going to cost me. we sit and she orders her drink. 8 dollars. she drank it med speed, and was allowing mutual touching and some lfk. her body was a little heavier than i first thought. her drjnk is done, and i have to decide what to do. another drink? room? continue my search? didn't have anything out there catching my eye, so wtf.
we head to the room. holding my hand the entire way. a little foreplay, off with the clothes, and a cbj. a little toothy, but ok. standing doggy, followed by mish finish. not a bad start, but hope for better next round.
not ready to go home. stop in chicago. dead. maybe 1 guy. 5 girls, all dogs. what happened to this place. back to ab. better selection of chicas, but most good girls still stand offish. saw 2 that i've done before. 1 spinner who was disappointing, another veteran, whos good service, but aging. still wearing the white, skintight one piece, she's worn for yrs. walk through la chevalas. saw 2 good girl next door types, both with guys. head back to hong kong. still not busy, but more guys getting dirty in the booths. one of the aggressive girls comes back, gets me hard again, but i decide to call it a night. tonight will be 2 pop thurs.
taxi to the border. walking the empty gauntlet, a agent comments on no line. i smile and say good for both of us. he laughs, and says that's why he likes working nights. get to the booths, no waiting. agent asks where i'm going. i say my hotel. he asks which kne. i tell him. he asks what i'm bringing back. i say nothing. swipes passpoet, and on my way.
2, pop thurs report to follow.
It's official! Going to spend the weekend in La Zona. Should be getting there Saturday morning and staying till Monday morning. I'm so excited! Going to be spending most of my time at HK watching the partidos but will still be doing my rounds around the block. I'd love to have a drink with some of you guys. If anyone wants to grab a drink feel free to PM me.
There is a group" VFW" telling those of us who go to Mexico to Boycott going to Mexico! Just because a Marine got lost with a car full of guns and ammo we should suffer because of his STUPIDITY. I know I am not going to be on the "friend" list with a bunch of you with this attitude, but FUCK that. The problem with America is the fuckin Guns and the Idiots who are not responsible or smart enough to have them. If a Mexican Military person did the same thing (guns and Ammo in the USA) they would of thrown his ass in jail as a terrorist! NO One is going to keep me from spending my money or travel to Mexico.As for that Marine his car was not full of guns and ammo.
He had all his personal belongings with him including three firearms that are legally registered to him. He is new to the area and crossed the border by mistake which by they way happens more often then you know. That Marine had just came to SD for treatment of PTSD. This Marine that you call STUPID is Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi and is a decorated Marine, meritoriously promoted. He served his country in two tours in Afghanistan.
As for the Mexican Military they have crossed our border hundreds of times and while in uniform and have even pointed weapons at and taken shots at US Border patrol, other law enforcement and citizens but they are always allowed to go home without incident when captured.
GolfSexRroll
06-27-14, 05:37
As for that Marine his car was not full of guns and ammo.
He had all his personal belongings with him including three firearms that are legally registered to him. He is new to the area and crossed the border by mistake which by they way happens more often then you know. That Marine had just came to SD for treatment of PTSD. This Marine that you call STUPID is Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi and is a decorated Marine, meritoriously promoted. He served his country in two tours in Afghanistan.
As for the Mexican Military they have crossed our border hundreds of times and while in uniform and have even pointed weapons at and taken shots at US Border patrol, other law enforcement and citizens but they are always allowed to go home without incident when captured.
Three guns to go to the store near the border and took a wrong turn. OPPS? This guy knows enough about foreign affairs not to make a mistake like this. The point is why should we not go to Mexico ( according to the VFW) to support a government enforcing their own laws. OK let him go, but boycotting travel is just insane.
Three guns to go to the store near the border and took a wrong turn. OPPS? This guy knows enough about foreign affairs not to make a mistake like this. The point is why should we not go to Mexico ( according to the VFW) to support a government enforcing their own laws. OK let him go, but boycotting travel is just insane.I agree let him go as it not like he was smuggling guns and I suspect the boycott even being as futile as it is, is to put pressure on the Mexican government.
I read someplace that the Mexican border agents were going to let him return after the guy explained the mistake but then some Mexican Military guy's showed up and decided to be an ass pull rank on the border guys and take the Marine to prison where they beat him and had left him chained to a bed naked by all 4's.
Ath Trainer
06-28-14, 20:42
Decided to go straight to hk, to avoid the girl I did thurs night. Quality of girls seemed down from thurs. After numerous walks around the place, decided to head to ab. Worst case, I repeat from thurs. Initial quality was nothing special. As the night went on, it picked up. Had drinks with 4 different girls. 2 middle of the roqd, but aggressive warmups. Third, was a young, med height, thin, great ass, in a peach baby doll. Thqt ass was soo nice, but we didn't sit. Stood at ghe bar. She scanned the room most of the drink. With all that, that ass was soo nice, I almost took her up. Thought with the big head, and passed.
En dedicated the night with a young, girl next door. Med height, white dress, knee highs, blond straight hair. Friendly, but had no idea what she was doing. She enjoyed her session. Mine was ok.
Member #4450
06-29-14, 04:14
Yes you can park on the Southern side of the freeway but damn dude you need to walk over the overpass to get to the trolly / new entrance to Mexico, with your bum leg park in the lot behind the Jack in the Box and it still is a bit of a hike. I parked for two days there this past weekend and they now charge $7. 00 per 8 hours or $21.00 per 24 hours /1 day.
Have fun!
The Tall Man.Thanks but $21 per 24 hours is insane, I think I wil still park on the south side is only $9 the last time I was there.
Someone here said I can grab a $3 taxi that would take me to the Mexico entrance on the other side. Are these regular yellowcab taxis from the US side? I don't remember ever seeing taxi that take you to to Mexico. Can they cross into Mexico?
Where do I look for these cabs in the US side I will be parking on the south side at the very end, that's where I always used to park and from here was a short walk into Mexico. Thanks in advance!
Someone here said I can grab a $3 taxi that would take me to the Mexico entrance on the other side. Are these regular yellowcab taxis from the US side?They are bicycle taxis (PEDICABS). They roam back and forth between The San Ysidro Trolley Station and The Las Americas Shopping Plaza (next to the Ueta Lot).
Thanks but $21 per 24 hours is insane, I think I wil still park on the south side is only $9 the last time I was there.
Someone here said I can grab a $3 taxi that would take me to the Mexico entrance on the other side. Are these regular yellowcab taxis from the US side? I don't remember ever seeing taxi that take you to to Mexico. Can they cross into Mexico?
Where do I look for these cabs in the US side I will be parking on the south side at the very end, that's where I always used to park and from here was a short walk into Mexico. Thanks in advance!If you park at the Ueta lot Mon. Thu, it is 7 bucks for 24 hours, even if you continue to stay Fri and Sat, 7 bucks.
It is not a bad walk over the walking bridge; done it several times.
Member #4450
06-29-14, 07:08
If you park at the Ueta lot Mon. Thu, it is 7 bucks for 24 hours, even if you continue to stay Fri and Sat, 7 bucks.
It is not a bad walk over the walking bridge; done it several times.Yes you're right is not a bad walk but I only walked in my way back to the states. How's now sorry I haven't been in Tijuana in 3 years. Is the Ueta the parking at the south end by the duty free store?
When you walk the bridge to the trolley station and then cross into Mexico do you have to walk back again to grab a taxi on the other side by the McDonalds in the Mexican side?
Member #4450
06-29-14, 07:22
They are bicycle taxis (PEDICABS). They roam back and forth between The San Ysidro Trolley Station and The Las Americas Shopping Plaza (next to the Ueta Lot).LOL are you serious like the ones they use in China? Are these legal to use for public transportation in the US side?
Yes you're right is not a bad walk but I only walked in my way back to the states. How's now sorry I haven't been in Tijuana in 3 years. Is the Ueta the parking at the south end by the duty free store?
When you walk the bridge to the trolley station and then cross into Mexico do you have to walk back again to grab a taxi on the other side by the McDonalds in the Mexican side?The entrance side going into Mexico have shifted since you have been there. If you park at Ueta, you will see the walking path bridge. Cross the bridge, and it will take you to basically Mac Donald's. From there you will find the entry walkway into Mexico. Whoever designed the new new entry was on drugs or fucking monkeys, or both.
Once in Mexico, another cluster fuck. You have to cross past the people leaving and through the forest to grandmothers house. You go up and over a another bridge to take a taxi wherever you want to go.
LOL are you serious like the ones they use in China? Are these legal to use for public transportation in the US side?We have them in NYC as well. Just hop in and fasten your seat belt.
Enjoy the ride.
ZeroKaizer
06-29-14, 21:34
Since Mexico just got eliminated to Netherlands in the World Cup. Should we avoid Tijuana for a few days? I mean, sounds silly / crazy. But there was a shooting death after Mexico tied Brazil in the group games.
If you park at the Ueta lot Mon. Thu, it is 7 bucks for 24 hours, even if you continue to stay Fri and Sat, 7 bucks.
It is not a bad walk over the walking bridge; done it several times.There is another spot I park at that is $6 per day. Its on the corner of Camino De La Plaza and Viginia Ave. Its Baja-Mex Insurance Services Inc. Not sure what hours they are but I think after 9 pm they close the lot. But its a great deal, you have to walk bit to the border but I could use the exercise.
Baxter Slade
06-30-14, 02:18
Since Mexico just got eliminated to Netherlands in the World Cup. Should we avoid Tijuana for a few days? I mean, sounds silly / crazy. But there was a shooting death after Mexico tied Brazil in the group games.That would probably be a good idea. I would also avoid the drive through window at Taco Bell in Fontana due to a shooting there once. And probably a good idea to stay out of the city of San Bernadino, they have been having a lot of shootings over there.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!
ZeroKaizer
06-30-14, 04:30
That would probably be a good idea. I would also avoid the drive through window at Taco Bell in Fontana due to a shooting there once. And probably a good idea to stay out of the city of San Bernadino, they have been having a lot of shootings over there.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!I think you're completely missing the point.
You're talking about random places not even in Mexico (this forum section). Regardless if those places are generally high crime, it doesn't even speak to crime cause by events known to upset people in the area in which this forum's topic of discussion is relevant.
Nevermind. Probably too hard for you.
GolfSexRroll
06-30-14, 07:43
That would probably be a good idea. I would also avoid the drive through window at Taco Bell in Fontana due to a shooting there once. And probably a good idea to stay out of the city of San Bernadino, they have been having a lot of shootings over there.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!Yes the chicas were sad, but Life goes on. It was WAY crazier when they won. Yes there are more more shootings in my neighborhood in San Diego! My novia says I need to be careful because it is so dangerous in the good ole USA!
Have fun and don't wear a Holland jersey!
SleazySteve
06-30-14, 08:36
Just booked a solo trip, my first, to the zona. Going to head down Aug 12-14. Flying into san diego and going to take the trolley for the first time as well. Excited for a few hot summer nights!
Baxter Slade
06-30-14, 11:22
Have fun and don't wear a Holland jersey!Excellent advice. Also I would avoid wearing the color orange for at least a week.
GolfSexRroll
06-30-14, 16:01
I think you're completely missing the point.
You're talking about random places not even in Mexico (this forum section). Regardless if those places are generally high crime, it doesn't even speak to crime cause by events known to upset people in the area in which this forum's topic of discussion is relevant.
Nevermind. Probably too hard for you.No I think YOU are missing the point. What Hugo and I are saying is that Mexico is crazy for their teams, BUT I feel the those in the USA are far more LOCO than our breathern in Mexico. And YES it does belong in this section, comparison to what we know. As for slamming someone for their views Perhaps a few more posts will give you a feeling how things go here! Just saying.
Baxter Slade
06-30-14, 17:38
No I think YOU are missing the point. What Hugo and I are saying is that Mexico is crazy for their teams, BUT I feel the those in the USA are far more LOCO than our breathern in Mexico. And YES it does belong in this section, comparison to what we know. As for slamming someone for their views Perhaps a few more posts will give you a feeling how things go here! Just saying.Thanks for jumping to my defense GSR. Yes Zerokaiser I was probably being sarcastic with my response. But in the past people always seem to come on here after something is in the news regarding Mexico and express there fears. Headless bodies hanging from a bridge, police die in shootout, etc. Etc. Yes I know people who would not step foot in Mexico because of what they hear on the news. And what does that mean ?. GSR will be the first to tell you it means more pussy for those of us who are willing to make the trip.
Now to get back to the POINT. Random acts of violence occur everywhere, especially in a large city. My guess would be the only difference you would have seen if you were there after the game would be that there were more people walking around under the influence at 11 am Than normal. But by today it will be business as usual.
They say that on Super Bowl Sunday in the USA There is a huge increase in domestic violence. So according to the logic you are trying to establish it would probably be safer if all wives left the house and went into hiding on that day. So to get back to the POINT I guarantee you will be safer if you stay home and lock the door. But you won't have much fun.
So as you stated in your original post the question is probably silly / crazy.
ItsMeBeyatch
07-01-14, 01:02
At least 2 weeks. When the cup is over.
Excellent advice. Also I would avoid wearing the color orange for at least a week..
GolfSexRroll
07-01-14, 04:01
I think you're completely missing the point.
You're talking about random places not even in Mexico (this forum section). Regardless if those places are generally high crime, it doesn't even speak to crime cause by events known to upset people in the area in which this forum's topic of discussion is relevant.
Nevermind. Probably too hard for you.Ok here we go. Good old liberal ME. Guns and Mexico. Guns in the USA. The Marine who is in jail would not be there if he did not have guns. He is a big strapping guy. Why would he need guns for "protection" for "self defense" traveling near Mexico? In San Diego Bay an 12 year old boy scout on camping trip tonight killed himself (possibly with his father's gun-who brought it from Las Vegas) (no doubt for protection in the "LAWLESS" western town of San Diego) I may be out of line here but WHAT the fuck is going on? It is not the world cup / It is THE CRAZY WORLD we live in!
Don Smith 10
07-01-14, 04:39
There is another spot I park at that is $6 per day. Its on the corner of Camino De La Plaza and Viginia Ave. Its Baja-Mex Insurance Services Inc. Not sure what hours they are but I think after 9 pm they close the lot. But its a great deal, you have to walk bit to the border but I could use the exercise.I wouldn't recommend that parking place. They don't have fence. Also nobody there at night.
ZeroKaizer
07-01-14, 07:05
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I was looking up a bunch of one way flights so I could make a 6-8 week trip to several countries to include North, Central and South America, and probably some Caribbean Islands.
I found a really low airfare flying round-trip from Tijuana (TIJ) to Rio De Janeiro, with airport code GIG used, RIO might work.
On only specific dates a round-trip could be booked on KAYAK for $428, on ONETRAVEL $377.
Leave Tijuana 27 August to Rio, return date 8 September.
Only 2 tickets available. I went through the steps to book it and it let me do all the way to book it, but I didn't buy it.
I didn't want to commit myself that far ahead.
Someone else here might think about flying from Tijuana to Rio de Janeiro. A short hop over the border and to the airport should not be so bad.
The price is ridiculously low.
Only two tickets, so it will surely be gone soon, or when someone thinks about booking it, the tickets disappear while someone else is in the plans of buying.
You would have to be quick. And no the are no long layovers anywhere, just a few hour layover in Mexico City for this airfare.
Be quick, and good luck.
They say that on Super Bowl Sunday in the USA There is a huge increase in domestic violence. So according to the logic you are trying to establish it would probably be safer if all wives left the house and went into hiding on that day. So to get back to the POINT I guarantee you will be safer if you stay home and lock the door. But you won't have much fun.
Hey, sarcasm or not, it's definitely good advice to stay out of Berdoo!!
Actually, just because I'm an anal retentive pedantic, I had to point out that the reports of more domestic violence during Super Bowl is a ton of feminist horseshit. Some dyke made it up and the news media ran with it. There is no statistically significant increase in domestic violence during Super Bowl Sunday.
GolfSexRroll
07-01-14, 16:13
OK I am not a complete asshole. I can appreciate traditions, even in Mexico. Last week I was in Cascada (as usual) and I noticed one of our (chino / I think) mongers who left his shoes outside of the door / room. I did not see any hooker heels next to them though!
SleazySteve
07-02-14, 05:22
Has anyone here ever stayed in the master suite at Cascadas? It goes for $100/ night. It looks pretty sweet with the stripper pole, sex-chair, and jacuzzi. Apparantly there is also a fridge and the room. Just wondering if anyone has had any experience with one of these. It would be great if the girls were into it and would give a little private show on the pole or bang on the sex chair / jacuzzi. I typically get a master suite at Ticuan and a reg room at Cascadas but thinkng I might switch that around this time. Got to have a room at both, can't sleep at Cascadas with that fucking mariachi band.
Guitarrefreak
07-02-14, 08:06
OK I am not a complete asshole. I can appreciate traditions, even in Mexico. Last week I was in Cascada (as usual) and I noticed one of our (chino / I think) mongers who left his shoes outside of the door / room. I did not see any hooker heels next to them though!Ummm. More likely japanese then.
Hey all,
I'm finally heading back to wonderful Tijuana. I've got some chicas lined up and will be at Ticuan. Maybe I'll see some of you at HK, AB, or the hotel bar. Happy Hunting and stay safe. Also, I'm trying to find a reasonable place to buy some girls panties as I have a fashion show lined up for Saturday morning with size small chica. Any ideas on where to purchase day to day panties that I can see her run around in?
Thanks for any info.
SexIsForFree
07-04-14, 05:21
Hi all!
First of, thank you for the hours of fantastic and extremely helpful reports that have been posted on this forum. I've been a long time lurker and wanted to make my contributions finally! My first trip to this beautiful land was in November 2012 with my friend who is also a Mexican American. He speaks fluent Spanish and I know enough to get by. I won't highlight much about this trip being as I was pretty messed up from drinking too much tequila. Anyway, we are chatting at a booth drinking beers when an obvious seasoned veteran sits on my lap and puts my hand on her plastic breast. I honestly felt obligated at this point to go arriba, (being my first time). My buddy does negotiate anal for an extra $20 so total damage $80 plus $12 for room and $1 for towel boy. I had a terrible time with this robot! No touching the boobs, she would quickly remove my hands. I couldn't even touch my own piece LOL She kept saying "No, Mine!" I guess I shouldn't care much about that. She gave a CBJ which lasted around 30 seconds until she lubed up and did miss. I seriously got bored and wanted to finish up and look for the next. I take off the plastic and she charges $5 for a new one. She slips on the condom and lubes herself up. I slowly start anal but can only go in a few inches without her complaining how painful it is and that we need to stop. She also had a bit of a stench so I wasn't really into it anyway, I know I may be larger then some people but I am no James Deen. She referred to me as "Negro pito" sorry if I completely botched that.
We go downstairs and I see my buddy who had finished up with a beautiful 6' tall blonde girl with huge boobs and braces, he definitely lucked out! I was now determined to find a girl and make up for that sucky situation. I scope around the bar and see this adorable light skinned, brunette chicka maybe 5'1 with 34 B tits 19 year old girl named Jocelyn wearing a thong with see through miniskirt. I immediately agree to $60 since it was getting late, and up we go. From what I can remember, we had an amazing time, definitely a GFE and gave me her number and facebook without me giving hers. We got back downstairs and takes me up to the "VIP" area they call it. She gives me an amazing free lap dances with DFK no charge!
1) I haven't been able to contact this Jocelyn girl (it's been since 11/2012, I have her number but deleted her facebook so I have no way of reaching her since her phone doesn't seem to work now. I just want to have an amazing experience again with her! She seemed very cool and wanted to date outside of work and go to dinner and dates, is this a red flag? I am not an ugly guy and young. She would call me and tell her she loved my voice and the connection we had when we're having sex. She did not want to meet at her place of work. She did call me a few times confessing her love and sometimes clearly wasted. Even once had one her friends translate for her, LOL.
2) Does extra condoms cost $5 usually?
I've notice that there are "girl sections" in AB, As you walk in to the right as you enter near the bar are the younger 18-20 year old. The 10's with fake breast all hang out at the back of the bar and the the only place I can't figure it, is the girls near the bathroom? They seem to be sort of darker complected and know little English, is that correct?
Simon Wagstaff
07-04-14, 15:07
Sounds like you had a great time and learned a few lessons. I am hardly an expert but know the following:
1) Stay away from the pros, you find the girl, not the other way around. The pushier they are, the worse the service.
2) At any one time there may be 200-300 girls at Adelitas, maybe not all on shift. A similar number at Hong Kong. The odds of seeing the same girl again after all that time are remote. Don't fall in love with a working girl. There will be others, and when you play it right, better than before. Ah, sweet youth.
3) Always bring your own condoms. At least 3.
4) Don't get your ego all wound up, you are just one of maybe 10 guys they will see that day.
5) Treat them nicely and they will likely treat you nicely as well.
6) Don't be an idiot.
I was at Adelita's several years ago, ah, Meleesa! What an incredible woman. A year ago oh my, Evelyn and I had such a wonderful time. Just a month ago Marialita showed my just how amazing a girl can make an old man feel. It's just a memory, a wonderful memory, but there is always a new girl. I doubt they remember me.
Have fun, I can't wait to get back.
SexIsForFree
07-04-14, 17:29
I definitely will be bringing my own rubbers next time, thanks Simon Wangstaff! Have you met any girls outside of the clubs? The reason I ask is because she had no desire to meet me again at the club but to merely go to the movies or dinner in Tijuana. You should have seen the text, I was having trouble with my google translate at one point LOL I showed my friend who is a Mexican native and he "man, she's in love". Oh well.
1) Stay away from the pros, you find the girl, not the other way around. The pushier they are, the worse the service.
2) At any one time there may be 200-300 girls at Adelitas, maybe not all on shift. A similar number at Hong Kong. The odds of seeing the same girl again after all that time are remote. Don't fall in love with a working girl. There will be others, and when you play it right, better than before. Ah, sweet youth.
3) Always bring your own condoms. At least 3.
4) Don't get your ego all wound up, you are just one of maybe 10 guys they will see that day.
5) Treat them nicely and they will likely treat you nicely as well.
6) Don't be an idiot.
Thank you for the words of wisdom.
SexIsForFree
07-04-14, 18:07
Thanks SimonWagstaff for those useful tips. I've read other posts stating the mature girls tend to be wilder and up for more things in bed rather then the younger girls.
Baxter Slade
07-04-14, 19:19
I have never been in Tijuana for the 4th of July. I was down yesterday and it looks like the bars are planning on Americans showing up to celebrate. A few of the bars were decorated with baloons, American flags and Uncle Sam hats. If you are going have fun.
SushiLover69
07-05-14, 05:43
Hi all,
I'm going for my sentri interview next month. Any pointers from people who have been through it? If they ask me why I want it, I don't suppose I should say "So I can fuck a couple of girls and get back across the border asap without my wife suspecting a thing. " What kinds of reasons do you guys use? Sightseeing? Haha. Eating tacos?
Simon Wagstaff
07-05-14, 13:56
Thanks SimonWagstaff for those useful tips. I've read other posts stating the mature girls tend to be wilder and up for more things in bed rather then the younger girls.I will say my last trip to the Zona was spent with two absolutely beautiful young things. One in Adelita and one in Hong Kong. They were 20-21 years old and as cute and pretty as any girl that age. Both were very accommodating and enthusiastic. I had a little toy with me and they both enjoyed it to the max. Nothing like having a cute young thing on her hands and knees and feeling your finger in her ass up to the second knuckle, having it contract as my toy hit their clit. Both enjoyed this very much. Both came like crazy and enjoyed cuddle time afterwards. Sometimes the older ones can be very much fun as well, but I find the ones that get aggressive in the bar and make a lot of promises are likely to disappoint. Melissa, from several years ago, was likely in her mid 30's but she was shy, sitting in a corner, and I went to find her. Go find who you want, don't let them grab you.
Likely I just got lucky, but I like to think I have things figured out, just a little bit. At least it works for me, everybody has their own thing.
Have fun, can't wait to get back.
Alright fellow mongers. With Brazil making into the semis, now I have time to write my FR. It was a long day working the EXPO booths in SAN so I decided to stick with my regular chica rather than hunting. Texted her and she replied that she was not in a mood to work today and why don't be meet outside and head over to a bar and then to a love motel for action. I agreed and on hind sight it was a great decision. I crossed around 1100 PM and met her at a predetermined spot in Consitucion. She told that she wanted to go to Pulgas. Who am I to object. We head to Pulgas, the place was packed for Tuesday. I wonder how do Tijuana people party so much during the week? We got a bucket of beer and some food. We had a great time talking and catching up on each other lives. It was about 3 months since we met. Had couple of Tequilas and then Vamos to our love motel.
I am trying out a new format for FRs. It will be great if fellow brothers can follow the format while reporting:
Look 8. 5/10.
I would classify her as gorgeous although many brothers may find her 7 or below. As they say beauty lies in the eyes of the monger! She has straight hair and fair smooth facial complexion. I will post a pic soon after branding it ISG!
Body - 8. 5/10.
She is pretty tall but I must say she is in shape and possesses all the essential curves at the right parts of her anatomy. Fair and smooth complexion, love the long pelo negro.
Tits - 8. 0/10.
Very nice, firm and yet soft to the touch be-Cupper frontal assets. It is certainly a bonus as she also possesses nice looking pink nipples. Love flicking my tongue on them.
DFK - 8.5/10.
A natural frencher and great kisser. We kissed and hugged each other the moment the door closed behind us. Our hands were all over each other. We helped each other to undress furiously (but careful not to tear each other apparels) like real lovers.
Joint Shower 9/10.
Lot of action with kisses and good soapy massage of my manhood to drive my ego before the encounter.
BBBJ - 8/10.
Wet, warm, sensually deep-throat BBBJ. Alternately, her tongue stuck up like a snake and tickled my tip, shaft and also my balls. Quite stimulating although suction pressure was not high. I like her style of BBBJ as I don't like gals perform it too aggressively throbbing their heads up & down without much feeling.
FS 9/10.
Started with CG to RCG and then we adopted doggie (she got great looking ass), finally her leg on my shoulders and missionary (with her leg spread wide). She was certainly very wet even without KY loob. I can feel the warmness in her pussy and the heat seemed to be penetrating to my dick thru the condom. I began to grind her slowly initially and gradually accelerated my thrusting tempo as my sexual adrenalin reached a new heights. Her expression turned me on as I powered her to mutual completion. We cuddled after the act and she slept off for 30 minutes or so in my arms.
Great-great session. Back to the border in 10 minutes. It was about 330 AM and the general line had started building up. Used the Ready line and was through in 5 minutes. Till the next one stay safe and keep mongering!
Hi all,
I'm going for my sentri interview next month. Any pointers from people who have been through it? If they ask me why I want it, I don't suppose I should say "So I can fuck a couple of girls and get back across the border asap without my wife suspecting a thing. " What kinds of reasons do you guys use? Sightseeing? Haha. Eating tacos?They don't really care about your reason. I told them that a friend had moved there and that I wanted Global Entry on my passport because at the time the closest place to interview for that was LA. Both were true but neither were essential reasons.
GolfSexRroll
07-07-14, 14:30
I did my usual run to see my "novia" in Tijuana. I have seen her for 2 1/2 years. Last night crossing (started at 7 pm) was THE WORST in my history. I have been in FAR longer lines in that time but 4 1/2 hours was fuckin ridiculous!. It took 3 hours to reach the pedestrian bridge. Once I finally reached the agent the were deliberately stalling. With the length of time, they were still asking their stupid questions, even looking at my "travel history" on the computer. " Bringing anything back from Mexico?" then starts to explain what needs to be declared! Cigs, booze etc. I said what is wrong with you? Don't you think I know what needs to be declaired. I've been in line for 4 1/2 hours! His classic response is your problem you chose to go to Mexico. ASSHOLE!
So I am in the A mart and I tell the clerk about the time it took to cross. He said people were screaming at "him' because it was taking so long all day. Three agents were in the store. I said and I quote / What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Putting on the slowdown! Their response was EXACTLY the same as the other agent- You chose to go to Mexico-you could of stayed home. I said to their faces they were fuckin assholes! 3 others in the store agreed! Then they said you just should get SENTRI so we don. T have to deal with you!
Very busy schedule:
Walking noon Crossing options:
Sentri: 5 minutes / Processing Ready Line candidate ahead of me.
Ready line: 3 hrs plus.
General: 4 hour plus.
Handicape: 10 minutes.
SENTRI Interview preparation: Treat it as job interview knowing CBP staff are able to verify just about everything on the application and more. Good luck. How long did it take to proccess your application after the initial goes input?
Hi all,
I'm going for my sentri interview next month. Any pointers from people who have been through it? If they ask me why I want it, I don't suppose I should say "So I can fuck a couple of girls and get back across the border asap without my wife suspecting a thing. " What kinds of reasons do you guys use? Sightseeing? Haha. Eating tacos?
I did my usual run to see my "novia" in Tijuana. I have seen her for 2 1/2 years. Last night crossing (started at 7 pm) was THE WORST in my history. I have been in FAR longer lines in that time but 4 1/2 hours was fuckin ridiculous!. It took 3 hours to reach the pedestrian bridge. Once I finally reached the agent the were deliberately stalling. With the length of time, they were still asking their stupid questions, even looking at my "travel history" on the computer. " Bringing anything back from Mexico?" then starts to explain what needs to be declared! Cigs, booze etc. I said what is wrong with you? Don't you think I know what needs to be declaired. I've been in line for 4 1/2 hours! His classic response is your problem you chose to go to Mexico. ASSHOLE!
So I am in the A mart and I tell the clerk about the time it took to cross. He said people were screaming at "him' because it was taking so long all day. Three agents were in the store. I said and I quote / What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Putting on the slowdown! Their response was EXACTLY the same as the other agent- You chose to go to Mexico-you could of stayed home. I said to their faces they were fuckin assholes! 3 others in the store agreed! Then they said you just should get SENTRI so we don. T have to deal with you!I know what it is like. I cross back from Mexicali and the lines should only take 45 minutes but take close to 2 hours. I have said the same thing to the agents and they give me the same response. I just tell them that if I didn't go to Mexico, they wouldn't have a job.
SexIsForFree
07-07-14, 22:17
I will say my last trip to the Zona was spent with two absolutely beautiful young things. One in Adelita and one in Hong Kong. They were 20-21 years old and as cute and pretty as any girl that age. Both were very accommodating and enthusiastic. I had a little toy with me and they both enjoyed it to the max. Nothing like having a cute young thing on her hands and knees and feeling your finger in her ass up to the second knuckle, having it contract as my toy hit their clit. Both enjoyed this very much. Both came like crazy and enjoyed cuddle time afterwards. Sometimes the older ones can be very much fun as well, but I find the ones that get aggressive in the bar and make a lot of promises are likely to disappoint. Melissa, from several years ago, was likely in her mid 30's but she was shy, sitting in a corner, and I went to find her. Go find who you want, don't let them grab you.
Likely I just got lucky, but I like to think I have things figured out, just a little bit. At least it works for me, everybody has their own thing.
Have fun, can't wait to get back.Totally envy your experience Simon Wagstaff! You're the man for bringing toys. I'd be to chicken shit to try. Did you just carry it around in your pocket? LOL.
SexIsForFree
07-07-14, 22:55
Hi everyone,
I have been itching to go back to Tijuana since my first visit in '12 (previous report on it). I have learned a ton on this forum, so I figured this time I would be more prepared. My live in ex girlfriend was leaving town so timing worked out perfect. I planned to leave immediately after work around 5:30 pm but decided to shower since I wasn't smelling as fresh as I could LOL. I hit the road at 7 pm from Los Angeles.
I arrived at the border parking (North West of freeway, $10 all day). I ended up walking the opposite way towards the shopping center which delayed me a good 10 minutes. I Just followed the crowd to the entrance. I don't remember the border being such a maze, going up and down stairs, filthy and Mexican police staring right into your eyes. There is a ramp to the right, some dude in a yellow shirt was directing people up to taxis; has anyone used this? I contiuend following the pack of people and some gentleman lead me to a cab. Super cool driver, loved Rolling Stones. Gave him $5 and he dropped me off across the street from AB (I jay walked, how bad is that in the zona?
I grabbed a Corona and made my rounds about the club. Honesty, nothing really excited me at all. There was this cute 18-19 yr chicka stripping on stage, should have taken her arriba dammit! Anyway, this 28 yr girl (Short frizzy hair, maybe colored contacts) who speaks enough English to have a convo with, comes up and grabs my dick and wants to go upstairs, I tell her I just got there and want to see the sights first. She then asks for a drink and I kindly respond with the same response. She then puts my hands on her plastic boobs and asks for $1, she was extremely persistent.
Around 12 am I'm ready to commit and just go upstairs. I make eye contact with this petite, maybe 100 lb chicka with a dark complexion which I usually am not into at all. She doesn't speak a lick of English so the convo's were extremely boring and awkward. Go up stairs, have robotic sex. CBBJ, Missionary, When I am hitting it from behind; she asks if I am almost done! I respond with some harder thrusts and I am spent (she did grab my balls a lot LOL. No connection with this chick, what a let down. Head to the border and knock out for a few hours til around 3:30? Still a ton of SDPD out and about, I was behind 2 getting on the freeway. I arrived home around 6:30 am smelling like hairspray and cheap body spray. How much money do you Socal mongers usually spend in one night?
Expenses cost around $180.
Girl- $60
Room- $15 including tip.
Gas- $60
Drinks- $30
Misc: ? Stashed some cash in my sock, good thing!
Planning a trip in 3 weeks if anyone want's to go PM me if you are near LA. I would love a wingmang and if someone has a more gas efficient vehicle, totally would help with gas, food, parking. My jeep gets 12 mpg.
Back to work, sorry if mistakes!
Sexisforfree
Hi all,
I'm going for my sentri interview next month. Any pointers from people who have been through it? If they ask me why I want it, I don't suppose I should say "So I can fuck a couple of girls and get back across the border asap without my wife suspecting a thing. " What kinds of reasons do you guys use? Sightseeing? Haha. Eating tacos?I said that I like to shop and eat in Tijuana and I don't want to wait in line when I get back. Simple as that.
SushiLover69
07-08-14, 04:55
They don't really care about your reason. I told them that a friend had moved there and that I wanted Global Entry on my passport because at the time the closest place to interview for that was LA. Both were true but neither were essential reasons.
SENTRI Interview preparation: Treat it as job interview knowing CBP staff are able to verify just about everything on the application and more. Good luck. How long did it take to proccess your application after the initial goes input?
I said that I like to shop and eat in Tijuana and I don't want to wait in line when I get back. Simple as that.Thanks guys for all your input. I don't remember exactly how long it took to process the app, but it was at least 2 months.
SleazySteve
07-08-14, 06:05
Anybody have experience buying legitimate cubanos in Tijuana? Its never occured to me to check that out while in town. A nice Cohiba could be a nice touch if available.
I did my usual run to see my "novia" in Tijuana. I have seen her for 2 1/2 years. Last night crossing (started at 7 pm) was THE WORST in my history. I have been in FAR longer lines in that time but 4 1/2 hours was fuckin ridiculous!. It took 3 hours to reach the pedestrian bridge. Once I finally reached the agent the were deliberately stalling. With the length of time, they were still asking their stupid questions, even looking at my "travel history" on the computer. " Bringing anything back from Mexico?" then starts to explain what needs to be declared! Cigs, booze etc. I said what is wrong with you? Don't you think I know what needs to be declaired. I've been in line for 4 1/2 hours! His classic response is your problem you chose to go to Mexico. ASSHOLE!
So I am in the A mart and I tell the clerk about the time it took to cross. He said people were screaming at "him' because it was taking so long all day. Three agents were in the store. I said and I quote / What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Putting on the slowdown! Their response was EXACTLY the same as the other agent- You chose to go to Mexico-you could of stayed home. I said to their faces they were fuckin assholes! 3 others in the store agreed! Then they said you just should get SENTRI so we don. T have to deal with you!Yes, these assholes are some of the most arrogant SOBs you'll ever see. I've bumped into some decent ones, but most seem to think their shit don't stink.
I read that our Bozo in Chief wanted the airports to tighten security due to some vague, unspecified threat. I suspect this shit is related.
It sucks to cave to the man, but a SENTRI is really the only alternative.
Yes, these assholes are some of the most arrogant SOBs you'll ever see. I've bumped into some decent ones, but most seem to think their shit don't stink.
I read that our Bozo in Chief wanted the airports to tighten security due to some vague, unspecified threat. I suspect this shit is related.
It sucks to cave to the man, but a SENTRI is really the only alternative.It is actually he is punishing people who oppose the border, with access over the border. So can not wait until this piece of crap is impeached next year.
HorseTrader
07-08-14, 13:26
I read that our Bozo in Chief wanted the airports to tighten security due to some vague, unspecified threat. I suspect this shit is related.
It sucks to cave to the man, but a SENTRI is really the only alternative.I have seen longer than normal airport security lines over last several days at Baltimore, Boston, Denver, Chicago, and New Orleans. Perhaps it is all related.
Glad I have global entry, which also gives you TSA prescreen and SENTRI.
Baxter Slade
07-08-14, 17:59
I did my usual run to see my "novia" in Tijuana. I have seen her for 2 1/2 years. Last night crossing (started at 7 pm) was THE WORST in my history. I have been in FAR longer lines in that time but 4 1/2 hours was fuckin ridiculous!. It took 3 hours to reach the pedestrian bridge. Once I finally reached the agent the were deliberately stalling. With the length of time, they were still asking their stupid questions, even looking at my "travel history" on the computer.Good thing I waited until Monday to return. At about 5 pm Looked like still a long wait in the general lane, however the ready lane was great 5 minute wait. One and done on the questions. However for some reason when I was cleared, I could not proceed sraight ahead as usual. I was directed to exit through a different lane as the agent yelled out a brief description along with he is good to go. Not sure what that was all about.
On a side note, I had my first encounter with the Policia in a long time. After getting dropped off by a taxi on a street far outside the Zona. Before we could even cross the street a police truck pulls up out of nowhere and wants to know what we are doing out on the street and where we are going. I let my amigas do the talking and didn't say a word. No searches and after a couple questions we were on the way. Then they were nice enough to provide some light so we could get the key in the gate lock. Maybe you run into a whole different breed of policia outside the Zona.
CPB Staff are the most unpreditable bunch and as long as one avoids the secondary all is good.
Very busy on Sunday and Saturday. Lots of CA cars on the road in Tijuana. Family visit period for many. Had to hike to avoid all the traffic jam to the border at noon. Having one Xray machine and stalling does not help in processing.
Good thing I waited until Monday to return. At about 5 pm Looked like still a long wait in the general lane, however the ready lane was great 5 minute wait. One and done on the questions. However for some reason when I was cleared, I could not proceed sraight ahead as usual. I was directed to exit through a different lane as the agent yelled out a brief description along with he is good to go. Not sure what that was all about..
I've been a long time monger in Tijuana and I usually frequent Adelitas and the SWs. The bars usually charge $60 for the girl and $12 for the room for 30 min. The SW on average charge $30 for the usual and $6 for the room for roughly the same time. The SWs on the ninos heroes side of the back alley are usually $20, but not as pretty. My question is there a bar or SWs that provide LT similar to Asian bars with multiple pops (at reasonable prices)? I know its hard to find a Tijuana girl that will give a real GFE with LT at $80/4-6 hours, but does it exist and who and where can I find this service?
I remember during my early visits to Tijuana that there was streets near revolution where you can find MP where the girls line up and you pick and choose who to take to your hotel. At the time I was too young to know what to do and I don't remember where these establishments are anymore. I heard there are other areas of Tijuana that have cute girls at much cheaper prices. Of course these were rumors.
A good SW that gave me GFE, lost contact info though, was Michelle. She's 19-20 yrs old and usually works during the wee hours or in the afternoon. She's shows up sporadically, so I constantly miss her when I'm there. She does work weekly. Usually hangs out in the Internet cafe in the alley or near the taco stands on nino heroes.
So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?
SleazySteve
07-10-14, 04:01
I've been a long time monger in Tijuana and I usually frequent Adelitas and the SWs. The bars usually charge $60 for the girl and $12 for the room for 30 min. The SW on average charge $30 for the usual and $6 for the room for roughly the same time. The SWs on the ninos heroes side of the back alley are usually $20, but not as pretty. My question is there a bar or SWs that provide LT similar to Asian bars with multiple pops (at reasonable prices)? I know its hard to find a Tijuana girl that will give a real GFE with LT at $80/4-6 hours, but does it exist and who and where can I find this service?
I remember during my early visits to Tijuana that there was streets near revolution where you can find MP where the girls line up and you pick and choose who to take to your hotel. At the time I was too young to know what to do and I don't remember where these establishments are anymore. I heard there are other areas of Tijuana that have cute girls at much cheaper prices. Of course these were rumors.
A good SW that gave me GFE, lost contact info though, was Michelle. She's 19-20 yrs old and usually works during the wee hours or in the afternoon. She's shows up sporadically, so I constantly miss her when I'm there. She does work weekly. Usually hangs out in the Internet cafe in the alley or near the taco stands on nino heroes.
So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?I haven't had a chance to try them out yet, but wizdomescorts.com is advertising 2 hours for $125 with GFE and multiple pops. If this is for real then it would prob compete for best deal in Tijuana. However nobody seems to have heard of them and the website is pretty shitty. I'm going to give them a try when I head down next month and will report back. Also I have seen some of the escort sites advertise 8 hr all night for around $300 I think.
So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?While you're at it, why don't you ask for the location of the Holy Grail? That might be easier to find.
You'll need to develop a relationship with one of the girls to get this. Usually on a day off. There is no bar, MP, or whatever, that offers what you want. Anywhere. There may be some seriously grotty local dive bars in some barrio, but unless you can pass for a local and can speak fluent Spanish, forget it.
Now, and I'm not bragging, but I get that and more from my faves. A couple want next to nothing. However, they don't work in bars, and it tends to take a long time to cultivate that sort of relationship.
How much time to you have to invest in order to get this kind of return? If it's an occasional trip, forget it. If you have the time, find an escort on CL, and after a few visits she'll see you outside of work. After a few more the price may fall below your target threshold. Spanish will be a must.
Tijuana is not Asia. Although Asia is fast becoming Tijuana.
ItsMeBeyatch
07-10-14, 06:16
I don't know for sure where in Tijuana you can immediately find that but I do know where the holy grail is. Like phordam said. You have to work over a chica to get that unless you get lucky with a chica or a girl partying in Tijuana which can actually happen but very rare. Good luck
So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?.
So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?I've seen people pull this off but they hang in Tijuana for extended periods of time (weeks) and bring lots of cash. Under $100 is unreasonable. At best it will get you an hour or so at your hotel from a BG on her way to work or on her day off. Getting them for the whole day on their day off will take WAY MORE money. Most girls won't do it because they simply need a break after working for six days straight.
Cocr Brotheler
07-11-14, 05:12
First trip to Tijuana in 15 years! Yes my quince. Always enjoyed it whether for mongering or just plain party fun, they know how to do it right south of the border. So I last visited in 1999 before I moved to Florida. I had been down several times while in the Navy a couple times to party and a couple times to go with a "girl".
In more recent years while living in Florida Tijuana just too far away and expensive to get to for banging working girls. So I made probably 15 trips apiece to Colombia and Costa Rica each plus several other countries so had plenty of solid working girls opportunities and many good ones. Recently I moved back home to Texas and while in the new job not as easy or affordable to get to CR or CO so I planned a long 4th weekend in Tijuana and was not disappointed overall. Before I delve deep into the particulars I very much want to thank the ISG Brothers on this thread for all the useful information, in particular getting back across the border so much quicker using either the Sentri or Ready Lane. Saved me considerable time and enhanced the pleasures I received.
Ok the chicas I had or that "did" me:
First my being semi-fluent in Spanish paid huge dividends as it would / does in any Latin country even when just negotiating with the taxistas or buying food etc. I did take safety measures very strongly and used taxis each way to Zona Norte. Only one of the four trips was there a possibility for problem and I quickly and strongly told him in Spanish No I don't want to go to that Club on Ave. Revolucion.
As my handle indicates I am primarily a Brothel Monger as I seek out the very best value possible. In CO and CR I typically seek out the mid-range casas to avoid bottom of the barrel and problems associated with lower end MPs (security and health well being) and also to avoid over paying for worthless bimbo Jessica Rabbit body types LOL. As I studied this thread soon discovered there were no value MPs and focused on the SGs. My first chica was a SG from at the intersection of beauty and performance. I found her on the corner of Callejon Coahuila why Ninos Heroes on Aguaje side closer to Ninos. Her name Estrella from Oaxaca (sp? 19 years old, lighter skinned and lighter haired. I chose her after an older 30 ish morena wanted too much for media hora with her ($40). So I negotiated $80 for a full hour (dos leches) which turned out to be closer to 70 min. With Estrella. Went back to my room above Adelitas and all the clothing off without a problem. She started CBJ and took it deep into her throat. Ended up with her riding me CG until I micro-orgasmed like 6 or 7 times, her all full of energy and even an orgasmo of her own which I felt was real and she pointed out to me afterwards. After some conversation and good touching even her poosy I initiated the 2nd session. Again her all full of energy but she really did get worn out and had to remove herself since my tired cock couldn't shoot the jam out quick enough. So we finished manually and she really nice and spending some extra time with me. I bought the room for the night cause I don't like to be rushed even if chica gone early. Here I rested fully an hour before heading out for the next one.
2nd chica (failed attempt) was a chica by the name of Karla (dark morena) from either Veracruz or Guadalajara (can't remember). Anyways pulled her from ABs early evening (7 ish) for only 50 US and went up to my room. That's when things fell apart. She demanded payment up front and I said no way. I got fully dressed left the room and left the door wide open while standing in the hallway and watching her leave. She didn't make too much a fuss or seem too pissed but said "I" should have asked about payment conditions beforehand. No I don't agree with her and off she left, no $s lost. So I was very tired and stressed from all that and decided to call it a day and head back across the border to my room at 32nd street Naval Station. Distinguishing feature of her is that she hung out with a "taller" morena with hair dyed blonde who was wearing a white dress and sache labeled "Devils Daughter". So if see the two together the darker haired girl was the problem girl although the other proly a problem as well. Despite this overall was a good day since met and enjoyed Estrella.
Day 2 not as good but a Saturday and I expect that wherever I monger. So many more purchasers of the service out on Saturdays these gursl get worn out much more quickly. So chicas can be more problematic. My 1st purchase of the day was around 530 P from ABs a shorter petite morena from Guadalajara, name (She just was very nice in Abs and not too quick so I thought she would be a good one. She held firm at 70 US and was young and hot so I acquiesced. Once in the room all her ropa off not problem and she let me touch her anywhere unlimited however could tell she already worn out and couldn't ride me. So this finished manually and when she asked for tip I politely said no since you said I could have FTK and you didn't. So she gone out of the action. To distinguish her she was hanging with some taller chica in white dress with hair dyed blonde who wore this chest beauty pageant ribbon inscribed with "Devils Daughter" on it. Hope this helps.
Since I not having too much luck with the Club gurls decided to try another SG. Went out into Callejon Coahuila about 8 PM and man did I notice a large uptick in the number of street urchins. Was approached by two different older nasty looking like crack working girls almost immediately upon turning the corner. I know comes with the territor. Originally I was going to walk the entire street to scope out the action but the older aggressive crack working girls forced me to talk up the younger chicas more quickly perhaps too hastily. I spoke to one and she wanted to go to Cascades hotel which I heard is a quick high pressured situation so I elected another who wanted to go to a different hotel. Again I negotiated more time for a little more (50 US) but she so hot I felt like it worth it. After I paid the $12 hotel and in the room I thought things were going bad. She demanded $ up front too and as I already paid the hotel fee I decided to take a chance and at least I did not get totally hosed. I think she took the money and paid the Hotel keeper her share then came back in the room. All her clothes off no problem and she immediately CBJed me and when I ready my hard dick ready for some inside the chica action. Only problem despite lube, two different condoms and multi-pos was that her sweet little pussy so tight I could barely get an inch and half in. So now I know why she demanded the $ up front. Maybe she scamming me maybe she just needs a larger stronger horse cock to bust her open real good. Anyways I finished with happy ending and she very pleased thanking me for being kind once in the room and once in the street so all was good since she so nice. Her features very interesting to me. She from Veracruz and I told her she looked like a certain type of Cubana I seen in south Florida for which did not want to be associated with. So I thinking the settlers from Galicia I believe in Spain that landed in Cuba also landed in Veracruz since fairly close geographically around the Gulf of Mexico.
Other things:
HK versus ABs:
Some saying HK gurls snooty but I found several snooty ones in ABs as well. Overall I had fun on both clubs esp. Since I like electronic music. Plus in HK I got to finger finger five different shave crmes gurls in two days! Bad ass.
Ok I need end report now to get some rest and work tomorrow to earn moneys for next mongering trip to back to Medellin, CO yes!
Hope you all can enjoy some high qualities (intersection of beauty and performance) hoars soon and again thank you very much for the info. On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!
Dave (Jester on CRT).
I'm heading down tonight solo.
If anyone wants to meet up for a beer at Adelitas or HK, PM me.
I am flying in to San Diego and will be taking the trolley over. My flight gets there around 9:30 pm. I will be staying at Cascades for both nights so if yo are in town let me know.
Hi everyone,
I have been itching to go back to Tijuana since my first visit in '12 (previous report on it). I have learned a ton on this forum, so I figured this time I would be more prepared. My live in ex girlfriend was leaving town so timing worked out perfect. I planned to leave immediately after work around 5:30 pm but decided to shower since I wasn't smelling as fresh as I could LOL. I hit the road at 7 pm from Los Angeles.
I arrived at the border parking (North West of freeway, $10 all day). I ended up walking the opposite way towards the shopping center which delayed me a good 10 minutes. I Just followed the crowd to the entrance. I don't remember the border being such a maze, going up and down stairs, filthy and Mexican police staring right into your eyes. There is a ramp to the right, some dude in a yellow shirt was directing people up to taxis; has anyone used this? I contiuend following the pack of people and some gentleman lead me to a cab. Super cool driver, loved Rolling Stones. Gave him $5 and he dropped me off across the street from AB (I jay walked, how bad is that in the zona?..
On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!
Did you use SENTRI of Ready lane and what was the wait period at what time? Any question asked by CBP?
Good detail report. Crossing report is the critical part for future trips.
Thanks
First trip to Tijuana in 15 years! Yes my quince. Always enjoyed it whether for mongering or just plain party fun, they know how to do it right south of the border. So I last visited in 1999 before I moved to Florida. I had been down several times while in the Navy a couple times to party and a couple times to go with a "girl".
Hope you all can enjoy some high qualities (intersection of beauty and performance) hoars soon and again thank you very much for the info. On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!
Dave (Jester on CRT).
So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?
The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.
So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?
The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.Tijuana, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, you are I the right place to do some research.
So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?
The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.What do you bring to the equation? Are you fluent in Spanish? Are you afraid to go off the beaten path? How much time are you willing to invest?
If you're looking for a gringo-centric bar, in some easy to reach city, then the answer is no. The closest I've come to that is when I had a tag-team of freelancers from the Beatle Bar in Jaco, CR.
Buenos aires for internet lovelies. All sorts of reviews on Spanish language foros. With google translation you can do your home work first. Can buy Argentine pesos in the "blue" really black market easily for 11 pesos= us $1.
Wide choice of internet girls 500 pesos to 1000 pesos. Check out the sister website:
http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/index.php
Medellin, Colombia casas with 5 to 9 level girls. Need to look around before you buy us $20 to us $30.
I'm heading down to Tijuana tomorrow. Read a couple of the stickies very helpful. Anybody else in the area have room for a Tijuana rookie LOL. Don't know much spanish so kind of nervous. Been to Nogales once but it did not go so well.
Pm for my number and we can meet up. Maybe I'll buy you a couple beers for the help.
Here were the highlights:
Rack operations at the Ticuan.
Dinner at Lorca.
Bar hopping with one of my favorites in La Coahuila.
The pictures will fill in the blanks.
Tomlazyassjackin.
Colombia Ecuador, Argentina and Dominican Republic all has those.
So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?
The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.
Hey guys,
I have been a long time lurker of this sight and it has helped me tremendously in making the most of my experiences down in Tijuana. Thank you to all who offer there experiences and advice along the way. This is a quick tips guide that I feel might help lots of people and were gray areas for me.
First and foremost. Anywhere you go, please go into it with the best intentions and try to not be nervous. It will show through to the ladies and make it wierd. If you treat them with respect and are open for a good time, your experiences will be incredible. That said, also do not be a push over and put yourself in a position where the ladies or workers take advantage of you. They are here for our entertainment and it is not looked down upon so please take full advantage of this unique place of adult fun!
Now, I will break this down into sections to make it easy. Like I said, these were gray areas for me and hopefully it is helpful but does not give up too many insider secrets.
The Drive down and Parking and border crossing.
Pretty standard, take 5 south al the way to the last exit, go right off the freeway then take a left at the fork. Make the next right towards the Jack in the box sign, and there are 2 parking lots there. One is 7 bucks and is on the same side as Jack in the Box just up a little more. Another option is across the street and up a bit from Jack in the Box and is 8 bucks on weekdays, 13 on weekends. Do the math on which one you like. I like to keep the parking money hidden in my car just in case I happen to lose all my money down south, but the key word is hidden. Be smart about what's in your car. Also, you can take the trolley down and it drops you off right at the border. Walk past the Mcdonalds shopping center and keep heading back toward the concrete path, make your through the large turnstyle and your in. Armed mexican guards are there stopping anyone with large luggage, I have never been stopped. Stay on the path and someone will guide you up a large walking bridge to the taxis. Its your choice, but do not look at anyone on the bridge, they all want $$! Keep your head down and you will make it to the cab line. Someone will guide you to the cab and ask where you are going, I always do not say where I am going until I am in the cab as there is a guy hustling girls he wants you to meet. Ignore him! $5 bucks easily gets you to the zona, just say Adelita or HongKong and your off.
The Zona Norte.
Should take about 5 minutes to get there, and you will know, bright lights and activity fill the streets. Keep your head up and be confident with your moves. If it is your first time, stay close to the bars (AB or HK), feel free to just stand outside and watch for a min and take it all in. At Adelitas, the normally just let you walk in, sometimes an I'd check happens. Hong Kong does a pocket check pat down and has a $5 cover on weekends and Thursday which gets you a beer you can trade in at the bar if you do not want it. Make friends with the doorman if you plan on going back and forth so you don't get hit with double cover! Outside the clubs are girls for hire and taco stands. I have not tried either but they are there and covered on these forums in detail, just look.
The Clubs and Club Etiquette.
As always be respectful and go in looking clean, would you fuck a dirty smelly chick?? No. I have a rule to wait at least a half hour before taking a chick up to get the feel of the club and settle in. These girls work quick and are great at what they do, which is sell themselves. Do not be sold to quickly and have buyers remorse. I have learned that when you do find a chick you like, you should have NO hesitation at approaching her to make a move. They are there for just that and want your business. But if you get a bad vibe for any reason, do not hesitate to shut her down, once again. It is a business and its your money. About money, I always have all the money I intend to spend on me so there is never a need to get more. At minimum it will cost about $100 bucks for a night of fun when all is factored in. Here's the math: $8 parking, $10 cab both ways (make sure you have enough to get back home! $10 for two drinks for yourself (approx), $16 two ficha drinks (if youd like), $50-80 for the girl, $15-20 for the room with tips for desk and cum boys, about $10 for general tips. So added up that's $120 on the low end to $155 on the more moderate end, and can rise to whatever you want depending on budget and # of chicks and drinks you want. I noramlly go with $160-$200 depending on how I'm feeling and leave with $ sometimes. General prices for AB chicks are $50-60, and HK $60-100. Please do not give into the $100, they almost always will take $70. In AB, it is a more chill vibe, just sit and talk to girls and buy them a drink if you'd like. This is a great way to figure if the girl will be good, try to get her to agree on whatever it is you want up front if your new, beacuse if it is unspoken it generally won't happen. Remember to not be in control and not let her pull you around or rush you upstairs, it almost always will be bad for you. In Hong Kong, it is better to watch the stages as there are incredible dance preformers and lesbian shows constantly going on that mesmerize the employees still on a daily basis. Here, $1 dollar gets you a solid grouping of tits, ass, and pussy in any order youd like. Don't be shy! The waiters, or meseros, are going to be omnipresent and quick to offer drinks and clean your table. Be firm but nice to them. And do not be afraid to tell them no. If you are running low on a drink and do not want another one, it will be a good idea to hold onto it, as it will quickly disappear from the table if it is precieved empty. On the flip side, a good mesero can be a wealth of info, especially if you are searching for a certian chica or type of chica, tips are always mandatory for this.
The Chicas.
This is why we are all here! And, these places have them all, from big to little, hot to not, nice to mean, and everythng in between. Whether you have a type or not, it is always funny thinking back on how I have selected some of the chicks I have. Sometimes I go in thinking I want the baddest ***** in the club, and end up with a sexy MILF type who is really good at conversation and has amazing skills in the bed. Other times I do find the smokin hot chick and tell her exactly what I want to do with her and do it. The point is, there are so many chicas it can be overwhelming. Also, it helps to know a little spanish but it is not mandatory, it will just help keep you both on the same page. Some chicas, mostly the vets, do speak english and are there with top notch service. The younger ones tend to not know as much english and its tougher to get them to get into it, although definatley not impossible by any means. Onto the looks, once you find the chicha you desire, please take time to truly check out the features you like on her. The club is built to hide flaws in there body and make them as appealing as possible to you. Several times I have rushed into it and found the girl to have horrible surgery scars, tons of strech marks, intense make up, bad boob job etc. The point is, know what you are getting before you get upstairs. None of the things I just listed are total deal breakers for some, but when you see a yound chick looking smoking hot in a dress in the club, she grabs you and whispers lets go, and you go, its hard to go back. Upstairs, she quotes a high price, you and your dick agree, then she takes the dress off and its a total let down and she doesn't even preform well, you're screwed unless you have the balls to say no and back out, which you should and can do, but it is better to avoid these situations all together. Bottom line- there are a ton of chicks, choose wisely and take your time.
Sealing the Deal.
This is the toughest part and each time it goes different. Sometimes it can be very smooth and romantic, other times it is very business like. But, this is Mexico, always work out a deal. As mentioned above, the prices at each club are about there with $60 being AB and $70 for HK. Please try to stick within these numbers for your own well being. I'm not saying if you get the hottest chick who totally rocks your world to not give her an extra tip, but don't set the club standards higher. They will try. Both clubs offer private dances which in my opinion are a waste unless you do a VIP package that comes with extras. Drinks are $7-8 and will get you at least one song of some nasty grinding and petting and give you somewhat of an understanding of how she will be. Try to always set a price off the bat before you head up until you know what you are doing and are confident you won't be had in the room. Also, a controversial topic here is paying up front. Some guys say they never do it. I have more times than not and still had amazing sessions, so it is your call on how to handle it. A compromise would be to show her the money and say she will get it afterwards, but then you may feel more obligated to give a tip afterwards, its a wierd psychological thing I guess. At any rate, its a toss up in my opinion and I personally do not make it a deal breaker if she asks upfront. She doesn't want to get burned either in most cases. I like to shower with the chicks. Some chicks love it, others don't. Figure it out if its a big deal to you before you head up. I don't make it a big deal and if it happens it happens, I just go with the flow. As for the sex, I try and make it as natural as possible and let her show me how she does it best. If you try and force anything, it almost never goes as planned, just relax and be confident with your choice. Just like any sex experience, some are waay better than other and you never know until it happens. Best of luck to you guys there.
Heading Home.
Once your fun is done and its time to leave, just step out of the club and someone will ask if you need a ride. If you are new and alone it may be worth while to wait outside and ride with some other normal dudes so you are not alone walking across the border. If you do chose this route make sure you feel totally comfortable with the people you ask to ride with and do not feel bad if they say no. I have done this several times and had great conversations with fellow mongers and it also splits cab costs. That said, I have never felt unsafe crossing back into the US but there have been mentions before of some sketchy people hanging by the border line. Cab is 5 bucks back. Crossing is easy depending on the form of ID. A passport helps, sentri / global entry is same. Typical questions are where were you? (Bars or Clubs (non-specific)) Are you bringing anything back? (Hopefully not!) Once through you are in the same place you started!
Final Words.
I hope this helps everyone. I learned a ton from these forums and also from going myself. Everyone develops their own personal style on how to work the clubs, and this is just my opinion. I have a blast each time I go and can not believe these places are there each time. Stay safe out there and please feel free to add on anything I left out.
Happy hunting.
Cocr Brotheler
07-18-14, 06:02
On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!
Did you use SENTRI of Ready lane and what was the wait period at what time? Any question asked by CBP?
Good detail report. Crossing report is the critical part for future trips.
ThanksThank you.
I used lista Readi but Sentri I read here even better. Coming back July 4th evening (a Fri.) my wait was minimal (less than 10 min.) however it was after 10 P. The next night I learned that best to wait to cross back after 9 PM which I did without knowing the night before. I heard peak time to wait for "Readi" up to an hour but much better than 4 hrs. En lista regular. Sat. Night coming back zero wait time at 10 P +/- but needed a ready ID. Lista regular I guessing 45 min- 1 hour.
Zero hassles or hard questions from CPB. In fact coming back Fri. Evening there were 3 standing at the preliminary entrance screening IDs before I arrived at the sitting down agent that were extremely polite & helpful once I showed them my ready I'd. Sitting down Agent asked me what I was doing (relaxing, shopping) and what I bought (few beers and a T-shirt) and was decent to me.
I always were slacks or clean jeans with nice T-shirt or casual Polo which helps blend in whatever country I go to in Latin America. Also just being polite in general and confident with the Spanish even if only a Beginner pays huge dividends.
Stay horny my friends!
Cocr Brotheler
07-18-14, 06:04
Colombia Ecuador, Argentina and Dominican Republic all has those.Man is it ever a Mission flying long haul. Feel so bad for everyone flying from Amsterdam to Malaysia on a recent flight.
Really nice. Dinner and tits / ass look great. I must thank the ISG members (guess Keg or you) for suggesting Taberna Espanonla. The tapas were excellent. Ceasar's was ok too.
Here were the highlights:
Rack operations at the Ticuan.
Dinner at Lorca.
Bar hopping with one of my favorites in La Coahuila.
The pictures will fill in the blanks.
Tomlazyassjackin.
Here's a YouTube video of some of the rooms in Cascadas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9WOxu078aY
SleazySteve
07-21-14, 21:34
Can anybody offer their opinion on the best restaurants in Tijuana? So far I've tried Caesar's, Los Arcos, Villa Saverios (my fav), along with the restaurant at Ticuan and a bunch of taco stands. What is everybody's current fav? I'll be visiting next month and looking forward to trying out Mision 19.
Baxter Slade
07-22-14, 03:02
I spent the last four days down in Tijuana but nothing much to report on. Spent time in both Cascadas and the Ticuan. As far as sleeping both hotels were extremly quite and easy to sleep in. A lot of good food in the restaurants and taco stands. Always a good party when NSD is in town partying like a rock star. But NSD you should probably keep all that dirty money out of your mouth . You just never know were those dollar bills have been. I would hate to see you get sick in the middle of one of your trips. Not sure how some of you can drink most of the night and then start all over the next day. I need to take a day off in between for the hangover. On Sunday not exactly sure were I was, but I spent the afternoon napping in a giant park filled with zoo animals.
I waited on Monday untill 10:30 am To return thinking by then the morning rush would be over. I have been having really good luck using the ready lane over the last year or so. But not today. I guess you just never know what to expect as far as crossing. The Ready Lane was a 2 hour wait and the general line appeared to be a longer wait than that. I guess I really should give the Sentry application a shot, no wait there.
GolfSexRroll
07-22-14, 04:36
I spent the last four days down in Tijuana but nothing much to report on. Spent time in both Cascadas and the Ticuan. As far as sleeping both hotels were extremly quite and easy to sleep in. A lot of good food in the restaurants and taco stands. Always a good party when NSD is in town partying like a rock star. But NSD you should probably keep all that dirty money out of your mouth . You just never know were those dollar bills have been. I would hate to see you get sick in the middle of one of your trips. Not sure how some of you can drink most of the night and then start all over the next day. I need to take a day off in between for the hangover. On Sunday not exactly sure were I was, but I spent the afternoon napping in a giant park filled with zoo animals.
I waited on Monday untill 10:30 am To return thinking by then the morning rush would be over. I have been having really good luck using the ready lane over the last year or so. But not today. I guess you just never know what to expect as far as crossing. The Ready Lane was a 2 hour wait and the general line appeared to be a longer wait than that. I guess I really should give the Sentry application a shot, no wait there.I usually go home on Sunday evening each week The general line has been running in excess of three hours on Sunday evening. I decided to stay in the hotel till 3 am today and cross at 3:30. The line at 3:30 was one hour and 10 minutes. I was told there was a line at 2 am? This USA / Mexico bullshit is getting old. I am not a fan of CBP to begin with. I have told CBP agents in A Mart on several occasions that they were assholes to their faces. Their only answer was get a Sentri or stay home.
Last time I was in Tijuana was over 4 years ago and had stayed at AB hotel and remembered that it wasn't that nice. I see pics of Cascadas that looks real nice now and also heard that they renovated the AB hotel as well. I am wondering if I should stay at Cascadas or AB.
Also, haven't seen many reports of El Dulce Gabbana bar. Any reviews / comments?
BTW, I will be in Tijuana on July 31 and August 1st. Let me know if any of you will be there at the time and we can compare notes and I will buy you a beer.
Baxter Slade
07-24-14, 18:41
Last time I was in Tijuana was over 4 years ago and had stayed at AB hotel and remembered that it wasn't that nice. I see pics of Cascadas that looks real nice now and also heard that they renovated the AB hotel as well. I am wondering if I should stay at Cascadas or AB.
Also, haven't seen many reports of El Dulce Gabbana bar. Any reviews / comments?
BTW, I will be in Tijuana on July 31 and August 1st. Let me know if any of you will be there at the time and we can compare notes and I will buy you a beer.I have not stayed at the AB hotel since they did some remodeling. I recently stayed at Cascadas and had no problems. The biggest complaint from both places seems to be noise when you are trying to sleep. I stayed on the 6th floor of Cascadas and it was super quite. So I would base my decision on where you plan on pulling your girls out of. If your an AB kind of guy stay at the AB hotel. But remember Cascadas is going to give you a lot more options as to where you can bring girls from. Many alley girls, HK, Las Chaveles, Bar Tropical, and Maquerida bar.
As far as Dulce Gabbana I have only been in there during the week and every time it has been the same 0 customers and 4 to 10 girls sitting in a row waiting. It may be different on weekends, not sure how they pay the electric bill, unless it is just there for money laundering.
SleazySteve
07-24-14, 23:11
But remember Cascadas is going to give you a lot more options as to where you can bring girls from. Many alley girls, HK, Las Chaveles, Bar Tropical, and Maquerida bar.Good info. I wasn't aware you could take Malquerida and Bar Tropical girls to Cascadas.
CumberlandBlue
07-25-14, 00:32
Some asshat worker kept walking by my door every half hour singing. Loudly. I'm going there Saturday for an overnight and I'll have none of that.
But what if Cascadas is fully booked or they "lose your reservation," so you have to get an overnight room across the street at their sister hotel Rizo de Oro. Will dancers from Hong Kong and Las Chavelas go to Rizo de Oro, or are you stuck paying for a short-term room in Cascadas? By the way, the Rizo de Oro web site claims the hotel will accept the Hong Kong VIP Card.
SleazySteve
07-25-14, 03:08
If you want to do it right the best way is to book a room at Cascadas for banging and book a separate room at Ticuan for sleeping. Bonus points to the Ticuan for having an awesome room-service menu when you wake up hungover the next day.
ItsMeBeyatch
07-25-14, 06:38
It would be just like getting a room at cascadas if they are sold out there. Owned by the same guy. Lucky guy.
But what if Cascadas is fully booked or they "lose your reservation," so you have to get an overnight room across the street at their sister hotel Rizo de Oro. Will dancers from Hong Kong and Las Chavelas go to Rizo de Oro, or are you stuck paying for a short-term room in Cascadas? By the way, the Rizo de Oro web site claims the hotel will accept the Hong Kong VIP Card..
ItsMeBeyatch
07-25-14, 06:40
I guess I'm going to have to check out malquerida more often. What's the reasonable rates for this place?
Good info. I wasn't aware you could take Malquerida and Bar Tropical girls to Cascadas..
SleazySteve
07-25-14, 20:11
I guess I'm going to have to check out malquerida more often. What's the reasonable rates for this place?
.I've only stopped in once and the waiters were so ridiculously aggressive that I left after 5 minutes. Never even got a quote.
Some of these pretty Mexican putas have some gorgeous bubble butts! I'm talking on par with the Brazilian garotas. Too bad the Mexicanas aren't butt fucking like the Brasilieras though. Most won't even let a nasty "mongererer" suck on that "ano". Half way through a trip and will report more fully later (with pics) just to give something back for the help and advice I received to throw this mini-vacation together on relatively short notice. Not getting a satisfactory taste of culito but still having fun. So far so good! Out for now.
ItsMeBeyatch
07-26-14, 18:55
So I found this chica who used to work at LC who I fucked before on facebook and she sends me her email and we become friends on FB. She has a damn good body I might add. I tell her that I want to schedule a session with her at the begining of the month in August or the end of the month. These are the only times I will be able to go to Tijuana. She gives me her cell number and says just call me it's all good. This was Wednesday and on Friday I get the old my dad was in a car accident routine can you send me a little bit of money. Just $100. This was Friday morning and late Friday I get another email. Hola.
LOL. This girl must think I'm stupid. Or it obviously has worked before to her or her friends. To bad I was really hoping to fuck her again. She was bi and had a tight kitty with a great body. The pussy was as far as tightness in my top 3 Tijuana.
Friday, 11 pm, just walked right through! On my way in, about 7 pm, it was very long. Is that the norm on Fridays? More people coming in, chicas dressed to kill for dancing the night away, than people coming back to the states?
I have been coming to Tijuana about once every three months. Since it is about 3 hours by air, I can't make it much more. I normally stay at Cascadas for the two nights I am in town. Las Chavales has coupons for 50% off if you buy a bucket of beer. Every time I stay, they act like they never saw the coupon before. It can be downloaded from the Las Chavales web site along with a few other offers. The first step is to go to the bar, show them the coupon and get a bucket of beer (ten bottles). The manager must sign it and then you take it along with the bucket to the desk and get two nights (Sunday-Wednesday) for $55 total. The beer cost $20 but you can actually bring them into Las Chavales or Hong Kong so it is a pretty good deal. I arrived around noon and after the normal hassles about the coupon, I got my room for two nights and rested a bit. I went out the back entrance to Cascadas (where the SW's are) after scouting the area I settled on a really nice looking girl next to the entrance of Cascadas. She quoted me $30 for everything and I offered 300 pesos, she accepted and off we went. Her name is Natalia and she far exceeded my expectations. Not only was she nice looking (at least an 8 on any scale) but her performance was exceptional. She started with some really nice nipple sucking before proceeding to a very nice CBJ. After a few minutes, she went a little further south and started playing with my a-hole (after asking my permission). I had to provide an additional condom for the digital experience but I brought plenty. She eventually got on top and started humping away. She seemed to be getting into it and included DFK the entire time. She obviously did her pussy exercises as her pussy grabbed onto my dick like I had never felt before. The overall experience was probably one of the best sexual experiences I have ever had. She was far better than any girl I have had at Hong Kong or Adelitas. She wanted to keep going even after I finished what I was after. She asked for my phone number (which I did not provide) and I said I would see her again. I gave her 400 pesos and felt I got a fantastic deal. Since my personal goal is to try 6-8 girls for a three day trip, I rested for a couple of hours. I ended up across the street (the back entrance) and bought a drink for a nice looking girl in the bar. I negotiated for $80 for a "private dance" and her services in a private booth. This was another great find! More DFK et al. I finished after about 15 minutes but she would not stop and kept going until we had the knock on the door (Viagra / Cialis made us both happy). I don't remember her name but the service was great even if it was more than I would normally spend in a place like this. After my needed rest period I went out again an found a tall skinny girl to the west or the entrance of the hotel. She quoted me $35 (350 pesos counter offer). I made the mistake of paying first. Never do this! She provided no service and was texting on her phone the entire time. She looked really nice laying on my bed but she wouldn't take off her top either. After a few minutes, I decided to save my strength for someone else and had her leave. In between times I walked around the area and enjoyed a couple shows at Hong Kong.
To be continued..
I took a short nap again after my third try in 12 hours and went out again around 2:00 am. I sweet looking thing caught my attention (actually she grabbed me) near Adelitas and Los Glorias. Her price was 300 pesos and after a bit of talking she agreed to go to Cascadas instead of her "usual" hotel. She was a beautiful girl about 21 years old. I was spent by now and was not able to complete the job but I did have a nice time and she felt great, a really great looking girl who I will try again on my next trip!! After spending several hours enjoying Hong Kong shaving cream shows, I went to bed. The next morning I went looking for Natalia but could not find her. I ended up with another girl near the back entrance to Cascadas. I think her name was Jazmine (at least one other girl was named Jazmine). Overall a nice performance and well worth the price of admission. By late in the afternoon, I got talked into going into Play Boy Club. I was introduced to a really hot baby who did not speak English but she was hot. I bought a beer for me and ordered one for her. She was busy talking to a friend and decided not to waste her time on me. This is the only time I have been rejected by a hooker (I'm not gross or fat either). I was already invested in the place so I let another cute girl join me and provide me with a couple of table dances. She agrees to go to my hotel for $40. As we are about to leave, I am informed about the $48 bar fine for taking a girl out. By now she has peaked my interest and I agree despite my better judgment. She gave great head and felt great but I was having a very hard time finishing what was started. She, on the other hand, was coming over and over and would not stop even though I was sure I could not finish. The bar guy from her club actually came to Cascadas and called to tell her time was up. She kept coming and going until I came. I felt like I ran a marathon but when I crossed the finish line I felt great (but exhausted). I saved my energy over the next few hours and found a really sweet 19 year old on the side street near Los Glorias and brought here back to my room. Another really great SW! By now it was 4 of 5 SW who were great!. I spent the next few hours checking out the bars and lesbian shows before calling it a night.
SleazySteve
07-27-14, 05:23
I went out the back entrance to Cascadas (where the SW's are) after scouting the area I settled on a really nice looking girl next to the entrance of Cascadas. She quoted me $30 for everything and I offered 300 pesos, she accepted and off we went. Her name is Natalia and she far exceeded my expectations. Not only was she nice looking (at least an 8 on any scale) but her performance was exceptional. She started with some really nice nipple sucking before proceeding to a very nice CBJ. After a few minutes, she went a little further south and started playing with my a-hole (after asking my permission). I had to provide an additional condom for the digital experience but I brought plenty. She eventually got on top and started humping away. She seemed to be getting into it and included DFK the entire time. She obviously did her pussy exercises as her pussy grabbed onto my dick like I had never felt before. The overall experience was probably one of the best sexual experiences I have ever had. She was far better than any girl I have had at Hong Kong or Adelitas. She wanted to keep going even after I finished what I was after. She asked for my phone number (which I did not provide) and I said I would see her again. I gave her 400 pesos and felt I got a fantastic deal.Congratulations, if this is true than you received better service than I have ever heard of anyone getting from a random Tijuana street girl.
After three days I had done 6 chicas. On my fourth and final day, I wanted to do another 2 to 3 more, and I had several girls in mind. But when I went to the clubs, none of them were there! Not a single one! I couldn't believe it! Saturday night is a big money earning night, so I was certain at least most of them would be around, if not all of them. I certainly didn't expect that every single girl I wanted would not be present in the clubs. Actually, one of them was a girl I wanted to repeat with over at Tropical Bar. So, at least I did have the pleasure of her body at least one time before.
With none of my targets being available, I just let the dick factor take over. And what's the "dick factor" you ask? Well, that means that I was just going to work the clubs and street until I found a puta (s) who gave me an insta-boner. I did find one at Adelita, and I got some more "ano" too. That's the good news. The bad news is that she sucker punched me on the price in the room while we were doing the nasty after I thought we had made a solid deal abajo in the bar. We did have a deal damn it, but then she welched (details to come later). I read some place where somebody was saying that HK Club girls had attitudes. I really didn't find attitudes at HK Club, but I did at Adelita.
I mentioned in an earlier post that I had a price dispute with yet a second girl at Adelita. Tonight I saw her slap a customer in the face! And I mean hard too. I don't know what he did or said, but I saw him trying to get away from the girl (she goes by Verla or something like that and is 19). She took a run of a few feet at him and whacked the guy right in the face with an open hand. She was smiling and he was too, but I don't think it was complete clowning around. That girl has spunk. I spoke to a tall and really pretty blonde from Calisco going by the name of Olanda. She gave me some tude too. She wanted to rush right up to a room, but I never do that anywhere I go. I asked her if she did anal, and she acted like I asked her the worst personal question in the world anybody couold ask. Like she didn't want to talk to me anymore. I said anal wasn't necessary. Dang I was just asking. Then I asked if she would let me take pics of her cuerpo (body) and again she acted like she was offended and walked away from me. What a snooty you know what!
I heard her tell a mesero that I wanted to take pics of her, and he laughed and I thought I heard him say something about me wanting to take pics of her culo. I liked Adelita as a club the best (again to explain in detail later), but some of the tutes in there had some real tudes. Had one act all pissy tonight because I wouldn't take her arriba after we had a nice chat with me buying her drinks. Slapped her beautiful, fat ass "rump steaks" in the club tonight and she looked at me disgusted. Tipped her a dollar for touching. She happily took that but didn't want to talk to me afterwards because no arriba. You know what she can do too LOL! Some of the Adelita tutes were a trip!
I took a short nap again after my third try in 12 hours and went out again around 2:00 am. A sweet looking thing caught my attention (actually she grabbed me) near Adelitas and Los Glorias. Her price was 300 pesos and after a bit of talking she agreed to go to Cascadas instead of her "usual" hotel. She was a beautiful girl about 21 years old. I was spent by now and was not able to complete the job but I did have a nice time and she felt great, a really great looking girl who I will try again on my next trip!! After spending several hours enjoying the Hong Kong shaving cream shows, I went to bed. The next morning I went looking for Natalia but could not find her. I ended up with another girl near the back entrance to Cascadas. I think her name was Jazmine (at least one other girl was named Jazmine). Overall a nice performance and well worth the 250 peso price of admission. By late in the afternoon, I got talked into going into Play Boy Club. I was introduced to a really hot babe who did not speak English but she was HOT. I bought a beer for me and ordered one for her. She was busy talking to a friend and decided not to waste her time on me. This is the only time I have been rejected by a hooker (I'm not gross or fat either). I was already invested in the place so I let another descent looking girl join me and provide me with a couple of table dances. She agrees to go to my hotel for $40. As we are about to leave, I am informed about the $48 bar fine for taking a girl out. By now she has peaked my interest and I agree despite my better judgment. She gave great head and seemed to be getting into it. We tried at least five positions (her sugestions) but I was having a very hard time finishing what was started. She, on the other hand, she was coming over and over and would not stop even though I doubted I could not finish. The bar guy from her club actually came to Cascadas and called to tell her time was up. She kept coming and going until I came. I felt like I ran a marathon but when I crossed the finish line I felt great (but exhausted). I saved my energy over the next few hours and found a really sweet 19 year old on the side street near Los Glorias and brought here back to my room. Another really great SW! By now it was 4 of 5 SW who were great! Normally all you get from a SW is one position unenthused boring sex (kinda like with my wife). I spent the next few hours checking out the bars and lesbian shows before calling it a night.
Heading over to Tijuana in mid August for my quarterly trip. Although this year I have only been there once. This will be my second and probably last time for the year as I am also heading to Colombia later in the year as well.
The only positive this time is I will have a few more days and want to make the best of it. I am well versed on the Zona and how to go about things but I want to venture out this time to a nice beach / restaurant / relaxing area. I have read a bit about Rosarito which is probably the closest bet but I am not sure if I should check it out.
Anyone been there and highly recommend it? What are some restaurants / bars / hotels that I can check out? Also, wondering if I can get some girls via an agency to go straight there?
Thanks for any tips.
Heading over to Tijuana in mid August for my quarterly trip. Although this year I have only been there once. This will be my second and probably last time for the year as I am also heading to Colombia later in the year as well.
The only positive this time is I will have a few more days and want to make the best of it. I am well versed on the Zona and how to go about things but I want to venture out this time to a nice beach / restaurant / relaxing area. I have read a bit about Rosarito which is probably the closest bet but I am not sure if I should check it out.
Anyone been there and highly recommend it? What are some restaurants / bars / hotels that I can check out? Also, wondering if I can get some girls via an agency to go straight there?
Thanks for any tips.Anything south of Tijuana is unfortunately a graveyard. If you want you can take a bus or mini van from Tijuana and check out Rosarito or Ensenada for a day before you decide to stay there.
I think the best option would be to fly out from the Tijuana airport to another destination in Mexico like maybe Mazatlan. Cabo would be nice but that is a 24 hour bus ride.
You'd be better off enjoying some time in SD if nice beaches and good food is what you wish. Coronado Encinitas La Jolla all have beautiful beaches and you can get to them via a bus / trolley transfer much easier than you could by taking a bus to a Baja beach from Tijuana.
Stay in Chula Vista at Motel 6 for $45 a day.
Another option would be to get a room in Playas Tijuana for $20.
Hello there folks!
I have been thinking about visiting Tijuana for a while now and what a better time to visit than for my birthday. If you all would be so kind and answer a total rookie's questions please? First of all the only days I could potentially escape work would be on a Monday / Tuesday maybe Tuesday / Wednesday, flying home the next day, are those days alright to visit? Now as I was doing some research on the main clubs in the area I did see the hotels they have. My original plans called for staying in Chula Vista and making the trips down to Tijuana on both days, and then heading back to the airport, but would it be a good idea to stay in Cascadas or Rizo de Oro then heading back the morning of my flight? Since I am really paranoid with travelling I would potentially leave the hotel at like at 8 AM for a late afternoon flight would I be cutting it too close with the border wait times? I do have both the passport card and my passport, the passport card should suffice right?
A few more things, and I'll stop boring you guys with my newb questions. Pricing for the hotels show a price that says online reservation only, and reading the forum I am understanding that it would be a waste of my time to even get a reservation. I would be interested in getting the Master Suite room at either Cascadas or Rizo de Oro. At Cascadas the room is $100 and Rizo is $80 how much should I look to pay extra by just walking in?
Also with the women, I know there is something for every taste there, but I follow someone on Facebook and sometime last year she posted a picture of a Hong Kong girl named Maki, I would be extremely interested in getting to know her, does anyone know if she is still at Hong Kong? I do plan on maybe getting to meet 4 maybe 5 women, should be a good time right? One last general Tijuana question, is the mall easily accessible from the Zona Norte? Might want to do some souvenier shopping.
Some of these questions might sound extremely idiotic, but I am a complete rookie at making trips like this. I appreciate and welcome any advice. TIA!
Hello there folks!
I have been thinking about visiting Tijuana for a while now and what a better time to visit than for my birthday. If you all would be so kind and answer a total rookie's questions please? First of all the only days I could potentially escape work would be on a Monday / Tuesday maybe Tuesday / Wednesday, flying home the next day, are those days alright to visit? Now as I was doing some research on the main clubs in the area I did see the hotels they have. My original plans called for staying in Chula Vista and making the trips down to Tijuana on both days, and then heading back to the airport, but would it be a good idea to stay in Cascadas or Rizo de Oro then heading back the morning of my flight? Since I am really paranoid with travelling I would potentially leave the hotel at like at 8 AM for a late afternoon flight would I be cutting it too close with the border wait times? I do have both the passport card and my passport, the passport card should suffice right?
- Monday and Tuesdays are not the "best days" in terms of finding the most girls or having the party atmosphere. However, there is always action to be had and if you like a more relaxed vibe then it might actually be a good idea. Having said all of that, Thursday to Saturday IMO are the best times to be there.
- Forget staying in Chula Vista and just get a room at Cascadas or any other in the area. Once you are there you will find there is no need to go back and forth. I too started the same way and my first trip actually went back and forth for 3 days from the zona to my downtown san diego hotel!!! That was the only and last time I'll do that. Waste of time and money. Stay in TJ.
- I usually cross back before 5AM to avoid any lines and catch a morning flight. 8AM especially during the week is really trying your luck from what I have read. If you do just take a flight late enough that you are covered in case you wait more than expected.
- Passport card is fine
A few more things, and I'll stop boring you guys with my newb questions. Pricing for the hotels show a price that says online reservation only, and reading the forum I am understanding that it would be a waste of my time to even get a reservation. I would be interested in getting the Master Suite room at either Cascadas or Rizo de Oro. At Cascadas the room is $100 and Rizo is $80 how much should I look to pay extra by just walking in?
- I always like to reserve just to be on the safe side and one less hassle to worry about. But given that you are going on Monday and Tuesday, I don't think you will have ANY issues getting a room. Price isn't that much different from what I have seen.
Also with the women, I know there is something for every taste there, but I follow someone on Facebook and sometime last year she posted a picture of a Hong Kong girl named Maki, I would be extremely interested in getting to know her, does anyone know if she is still at Hong Kong? I do plan on maybe getting to meet 4 maybe 5 women, should be a good time right? One last general Tijuana question, is the mall easily accessible from the Zona Norte? Might want to do some souvenier shopping.
- If you do not find this Maki girl, wait 30 seconds and you will find one you want to get to know just as much
- You won't need to get to the mall for souveniers. Just walk down Revolucion and pop your head in anyone of the many shops along the way
Some of these questions might sound extremely idiotic, but I am a complete rookie at making trips like this. I appreciate and welcome any advice. TIA!- No such thing as idiotic question. We are all new at some point and come here for that reason. Good luck and have fun.
Baxter Slade
07-28-14, 18:34
I will try to answer some of your questions. If this trip is not business related and solely based on mongering, getting a room in San Ysidro or Chula Vista is going to be a total waste of your time. There was a time years ago when I would never consider staying in Tijuana overnight for safety concerns. But I just didn't know any better. Staying at Hotel Cascadas will put you in the heart of the action, and you will most likely be able to find someone to satisfy your needs 24 hrs a day. As far as Mondays and Tuesdays go sure the clubs will be much slower, but that isn't necesarily a bad thing. I know people who won't even venture into the Zona on weekends due to the crowds and the so called sausage fest.
You will definitely want to look into getting the HK VIP card for $50 this will save you 50% on your room at Cascadas on Mondays and Tuesdays along with other benifits such as 1 free drink a day, and a few other things you can find the info on the HK wwebsite under VIP services.
As far as dealing with crossing back to the USA a passport card will be all you need. As for trying to allow enough time to go through customs and catch a flight that is a hard one to predict. When you get to the border you will find a couple different lines the Passport card will allow you to use the ready lane line. This should save you time but you never know. I have crossed on Monday's several times. And even though the general line looks to be about a 2 hour wait I have crossed in the ready lane in 10 minutes. However last week crossing in the ready lane took me around 2 hours. There are a couple different apps out there that will give you an estimate of border wait times, but I have never tried them.
As far as souvenier shopping if you are looking for the standard Mexican trinkets you will find everything you need on Ave. Revolucion which is about a 5 minute walk away from the Zona. Some would consider this a walk through a shady area but you should be ok just use the eyes in the back of your head. Or you could jump in a cab for $3 at the most. If you are looking for higher end shoping you would want to take a cab to Zona Rio about a 10 minute ride away.
The only problem I forsee is you might become addicted. HAVE FUN!!!!
A day trip to Puerto Nevo (Lobster Village)/Rosarito
Pleanty of places to stay in Rosarito. Take a collective minibus ($2) and hop on Mini Bus (geen / white) ($1) to Puerto Nueva (Lobster Village) or Take a ABC bus to Rosarito (every 30 minutes) ($8) and hop on the green / white bus to Puerto Nuevo (Lobster Village). Hope you like lobsters. Taxi fare $10 dollars each way from Rosarito Beach Hotel to Puerto Nuevo.
The only positive this time is I will have a few more days and want to make the best of it. I am well versed on the Zona and how to go about things but I want to venture out this time to a nice beach / restaurant / relaxing area. I have read a bit about Rosarito which is probably the closest bet but I am not sure if I should check it out.
Thanks for any tips.
SleazySteve
07-29-14, 00:11
Ditto on getting the VIP card. Especially if you are going on a Mon / Tues. And plan on getting a master suite. The card will cost you $50 but you will save $50 each night on the room.
I actually prefer going to HK on weekdays. I would never again go to the Zona on a weekend. Here's the thing, while it is true there are more girls on the weekends there is also way more guys. On a weekend night you will often see all these girls that you would love to hang out with but they are all spoken for already. I also find that its easier to get a good deal ($60) on a weeknight than a weekend. I practice what I preach. My bi-annual trip is gon be Aug. 12-14.
Ditto on getting the VIP card. Especially if you are going on a Mon / Tues. And plan on getting a master suite. The card will cost you $50 but you will save $50 each night on the room.
I actually prefer going to HK on weekdays. I would never again go to the Zona on a weekend. Here's the thing, while it is true there are more girls on the weekends there is also way more guys. On a weekend night you will often see all these girls that you would love to hang out with but they are all spoken for already. I also find that its easier to get a good deal ($60) on a weeknight than a weekend. I practice what I preach. My bi-annual trip is gon be Aug. 12-14.Looks like I'll just miss you as I get there the night of the 14th. I agree weekdays are more my pace, but since I go only 3 times a year I want to get the best party scene also.
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Hi fellow monger,
I need advise.
I knew that is not safe to go to Tijuana by yourself.
But I don't have any friends to go there.
Is there any group that I can join?
Baxter Slade
07-29-14, 19:29
Hi fellow monger,
I need advise.
I knew that is not safe to go to Tijuana by yourself.
But I don't have any friends to go there.
Is there any group that I can join?Yes I know some groups you could travel with. But like Jackson stated you must pay your 20 dollars to become a member, so that people can PM you information and you can make arrangements. And while there is some talk of travel to Mexico being unsafe. It is as safe or safer than most large american cities. I do feel safer walking around Tijuana than I do in downtown LA.
Here were the highlights:
Rack operations at the Ticuan.
Dinner at Los Remedios.
Bar hopping in La Coahuila.
The pictures will fill in the blanks.
Tomlazyassjackin.
PayForPlay21
07-30-14, 00:07
I was wondering. I am thinking about going to Tijuana in the first week in December (get there on Sunday and then fly back home Thurs or Friday) I figure there would be a lot of girls there because Christmas is right around the corner and not a ton of guys would be there during that time because of the closeness to the holidays and since I would leave before the weekend. Am I wrong in my thinking or am I on target? Also I plan on staying at the Hotel Cascadas, Hotel Caesars, or Hotel Ticuan.
Any tips or things I should rethink?
Any must go places?
I know to not keep valuables on me. (watch, smart, phone, etc).
I plan on taking a taxi to the hotel from the border. (I have a bad knee so walking a lot doesn't work for me).
Also can you just walk into a pharmacy and get 3-4 blue pills?
I am going alone but probably won't be wondering far at all from the HK club and Adelita club. I will probably pick up a SW or two also. Do I need to be very concerned about safety? I have walked around Atlanta, New Orleans, and Seattle alone and felt fine.
Also I will get a membership soon (This board and the USA one has saved me a lot of time and money and deserves it).
Here were the highlights:
Rack operations at the Ticuan.
Dinner at Los Remedios.
Bar hopping in La Coahuila.
The pictures will fill in the blanks.
Tomlazyassjackin.Hi, Tom, I noticed from the rack operation picture that there were at least 2 pairs of hands from at least 2 girls, was this a 3 some or something?
Hi, Tom, I noticed from the rack operation picture that there were at least 2 pairs of hands from at least 2 girls, was this a 3 some or something?No, the last two pictures were from "Bar hopping in La Coahuila. ".
ClamSlammer
07-30-14, 01:55
Hey if any members want to grab a beer at one of the bars I'd be glad to join in. I've been coming down to Tijuana for 3 years and have a residence here as well. I know all the ins and outs of this city and can be of great help to a newbie.
HorseTrader
07-30-14, 04:11
Here were the highlights:
Rack operations at the Ticuan.
Dinner at Los Remedios.
Bar hopping in La Coahuila.
The pictures will fill in the blanks.
Tomlazyassjackin.What do I order to get the dish in "TJAgain 019. Jpg"? That looks good.
Hi fellow monger,
I need advise.
I knew that is not safe to go to Tijuana by yourself.
But I don't have any friends to go there.
Is there any group that I can join?Who told you this? It's perfectly safe to go alone.
What do I order to get the dish in "TJAgain 019. Jpg"? That looks good.That was the Caldo de mariscos (shellfish broth).
Hi fellow monger,
I knew that is not safe to go to Tijuana by yourself.
But I don't have any friends to go there.Don't worry, I don't have any friends either.:(
I travel everywhere by myself.
Tijuana is safe if you don't act drunk or stupid, or both for that matter!
P4 P21,
I have never gone in December, but last visited in mid-November and enjoyed Tijuana very much. The weather was nice, and the girls were plentiful. I avoid the weekends, in that the number of guys increases disproportionately to women. I traveled alone, and had no issues. I prefer to stay in the US and trek once or twice into Mexico daily. I leave most of my money in the USA And "refuel" when necessary. Depending upon the exchange rate in the clubs versus the exchange rate at the booths on the USA Side of the border, I may or may not exchange half my cash for pesos. Make sure you use a place that charges no commission, and just pick the one with the highest exchange rate. I've never changed money in Mexico, and it makes no sense to change money back because this is just costing you the spread. Ten months ago, I was getting around 12.70 pesos per dollar, and the exchange rate in most clubs was 12:1. It really doesn't matter, because either dollars or pesos work anywhere in Tijuana, but I don't mind a bargain when I can get one.
I'm assuming you plan on entering Tijuana via San Ysidro. When you get into Mexico, and pass the dude with the M16 while going down a set of stairs, you'll usually be swimming upstream against the people entering the USA At this juncture you will be asked if you need a taxi by a variety of hawks. Walk past them and continue along the line of people entering the US (under the awning). You'll know you are on the right path when at least three or four homeless people including children offer to sell you chicklets. No need to hit the pedestrian bridge because you won't be walking into Tijuana. Once you hit the road, there will be a shitload of Taxi Economicos and Taxi Libres. Either are fine, walk up to an actual cab driver and say "Adelitas. Five dollars?" I've never gotten no for an answer. I then proceed to sit in the front seat. I make myself comfortable (rolling down the window, adjusting the seat or whatever) sort of taking control and showing you know what you're doing. On you way, it will seem odd, because you will be on the highway, off the highway, making a you-turn, through a crappy neighborhood, but have no fear because in eight to ten minutes, you'll pull up in front of (or across the street from) Adelitas.
For your return trip, for a buck tip, the doorman at any club will grab a cab for you to return to the border. I would always confirm with the cabbie that it will be five bucks before you get in.
If you stay at Cascadas, you'll be in the heart of the La Zona. There are some benefits, mainly you won't be getting the dreaded knock on the door 20 minutes into your session. The downside is that it is noisy, and you cannot bring Adelitas chicas into the Hong Kong hotel and visa versa. If you stay at Hotel Ticuan, you will be on Avenido Revolucion, which is a three dollar cab ride to or from La Zona. The downside is that you are right above Club Plugas, which is noisy as hell until the sun comes up.
When I travel into Tijuana, I bring my passport, a copy of my passport in my back pocket, a wallet with nothing in it except 15 to 20 singles in my other back pocket, my money split between two front pockets, my glasses, and the clothes on my back. I also have a very cheap Telcel Mexico cell phone that I bring with me. You can recharge it at numerous places at the San Ysidro border. I've had it for a few years and it has a Mexico City number. I use that to get the occasional phone number that I happen upon from a friendly mesera or bar girl; ten bucks of time more than lasts me a 3/4 day trip. My smartphone stays in my hotel. That's it. Nothing else. No ATM card, no credit card, no jewelry.
P4 P21,
Knock on wood, wandering around La Zona Norte has been safe for me, alone and drunk. Calle Coahuila is the main street (with a meridian) on which Adelitas, Hong Kong, and Las Chavellas reside. One good reason to ask a cabbie to take you to Adelitas (as opposed to Hong Kong) is that there is only one entrance they could drop you off on, and that is on Calle Coahuila. If you are standing at Adelitas and looking at the front entrance, 100 feet to your left is Avenido Constitucion. 100 yards to your right is Av Ninos Heros.
These three bars are where I would start your acclimation to La Zona Norte ("ZN" A very nice feature of both Hong Kong ("HK") and Las Chavellas ("LC") is that you can cut through either bar to the street behind them, affectionately named "The Alley. " To get to The Alley, which is a much smaller, one way street, I would either use Av Constitucion or make your way through HK or LC. I would not recommend walking on Ninos Heros. Which features a number of transvestite bars and a seedier element than elsewhere among the streets that encompass this main block of La Zona. There are twenty-something bars that are within what I consider the safe area of La Zona Norte. That area is the abovementioned three streets that make up the main block of ZN. And a few 25-yard hops from those blocks as follows:
Chicago Club is 25 yards from Calle Coahuila on Av Constitucion. Dulce Gabanna is 25 yards from Calle Coahuila on Av Ninos Heroes. Lucky Lady is on the corner of Calle Coahuila and Av Ninos Heroes, next to Lucky Lady is Amor Latino. Note that while you are on the corner of Av Ninos Heroes (Lucky Lady) and you can quickly walk 25 yards to Dulce Gabana on Ninos Heros, you are stll avoiding the stretch between Calle Coahuila and The Alley on this street. I'd still cut through HK or LC as opposed to walking that block.
P4 P21,
There are two must-go bars in the ZN; Adelitas ("AB") and Hong Kong. Both are legendary and overwhelming. Next to Hong Kong is Las Chavelas, which is a cowboy-western themed club which is owned by the same group. Across the street from Hong Kong on Calle Coahuilia is Tropical Club, which is also owned by the same group. AB and HK are classic strip joints. On steroids. The shaving cream show at Hong Kong is a must see. Chavellas and Tropical are more of what are called ficha bars, where you tend to spend more time sitting and talking (or dancing) with a lady and there are less likely to be girls getting naked on stage. With that said, every girl in ZN will gladly accept a ficha, which is a drink which is two to three times more expensive than yours. When you buy her a ficha, she gets a ticket which later gets her a cut, and she will spend some time with you, oftentimes getting frisky and sometimes getting very frisky. Virtually every lady in these clubs is available to spend time with in a cubicle (VIP room) inside these clubs, or upstairs "arriba" in the club's associated hotel. But, some do not, so be aware of that.
Your best friend and worst enemy during this sensory overload of available women are the waiters. The meseros. Love them, or hate them, the mesero is there to extract every penny he can from your pocket primarily via drinks (yours and hers). Secondarily, the mesero in the bigger clubs is like batman with his famous belt of gadgets. Your mesero will gladly pick you out a girl, recommend a girl that fits your tastes, or get a girl that you think is cute to join you. He will try to sell you cigarettes, candy, chips, drinks, fichas, buckets of beers. He will take your picture, print it out, and sell it to you. If you would like some shaving cream to lather a dancer up with, no problem. A dildo, here you go. Some condoms, whalah, here they are. I'd like to jump in the hot tub with my clothes on along with this girl and that girl while drinking champagne in a bugs bunny sippy cup. He's your man. But be forewarned, once you give him latitude, he will run with it.
Dulce Gabanna is a bar on Av Heroes Ninos that is usually has six to ten dancers working. It's usually pretty empty, and oftentimes has younger women working. Chicago Club is on Constitucion, also usually has six to ten dancers working. It's also usually pretty empty, but generally has older women working. Taking a girl out of Dulce Gabanna or Chicago Club seems to me to be more expensive for a couple of reasons. First, they are less structured. So I've been hit with attempted bar fines. And, secondly / frankly, they are usually the fifth or sixth place I stop so I am trashed and am therefore an easier mark to take advantage of.
These are all very loose and general guidelines. These six clubs are the biggest in La Zona Norte, and offer enough variety that will keep you busy and occupied for days on their own.
P4 P21,
Beyond the six big clubs in ZN, there are about 15 others. They all have their unique charm and vary with a mixture of ficha bar, locals bar, or outright brothel. In every one of these you may find an available lady, an available mesera (waitress), a ficha girl (who won't go arriba), a ficha girl (who will go arriba), some lady who will offer handle business in the corner booth, a drunk local, an off-duty bar girl, or any combination of the above. The biggest exceptions are pretty much across the street from each other in the Alley; La Malquereida and La Valentina. Their exception is that after midnight, they start to get a pretty big party going that includes the off duty staff of the clubs. Malquereida fills up first, and Valentina gets the overflow. Otherwise, you never know what you'll find in these other places. Without exception I've had some great times in every one of them. With some crazy, crazy stories. And, without exception, I've also walked in and walked right out of every one at one time or another without even buying a drink.
On the corner of La Coahuilla and Av Ninos Heroes are Lucky Lady and Amor Latino. On Constitucion, between La Cohauilla and the Alley are La Gloria, Playboy Club and Hacienda. Across from Hacienda on Consitucion is Delicias. Across of Hacienda on the Alley is the aforementioned Malquereida.
In the Alley, aside from lots of street girls and assorted misfits, on one side you have Hacienda, El Corral, Valentinas, Las Chavellas, and Hong Kong. On the other side, starting at Malquereida, you have La Carretta, Gold Palace, Karlas, Chavas, and Goldorino. Across from Goldorino (on Av Ninos Heroes) is Majestic. Some of these places may have closed, reopened under a new name, or another may have opened since I last remember. I really like recharging in these places, but I'm a dive bar guy. And these are major league dives. After a few days of the big six, I need a change of pace. And I find that in these joints or on Av Revo.
My best advice is to avoid all side alleys (even when there are some bars within spitting distance), avoid Av Ninos Heroes between the Alley and Calle Coahilla, and don't stray beyond those 25 yard dashes to Amor Latino, Dulce Gabana, or Chicago Club. Aside from a streetwalker you are deciding upon, don't talk with anybody in the alley until you are inside a bar. Just keep your head down and your eyes on your destination.
P4 P21,
Avenido Revolucion is a ten minute walk from La Zona Norte, up Constitucion, bang a left on Articulo 123, and a block later you are at the Arch. Which is on one end of the famous Av Revo.
I cab it. It's a three dollar cab ride. The three block walk is uphill through a neighborhood that is passable during the day, but I would certainly avoid in the middle of the night. Spend the three bucks.
The party on Av Revo starts at the Arch, at Hotel Nelson (which has a pretty good bar) and continues up to Hotel Ticuan (which is next to one of the biggest clubs in the city, Las Pulgas). The cross streets of Revo have both a name and a number. Hotel Nelson is on Calle Articulo 123 - which is 1st. Hotel Ticuan is on Calle Octava (8th). On Revo, or just off Revo are four strip joints which are more touristy and expensive than in La Zona. On Revo, there are lots of younger-crowd dance clubs that start to get going around 10 pm and the prime jewel is Las Pulgas. On sixth (aka Sexta or Flores Magnon), in one block in either direction of Revo are a bunch of pretty good locals bars that you can wander around if that is your liking. There is also a Calienda Casino on Revo, which is ok, and a sports book near Ticuan / Pulgas next to the old Jai Alai fronton.
During the day, almost all of the bars and clubs have specials. More than once, I've gotten two beers, a shot of cheap tequila, and a small bowl of salsa and chips for $5 - which makes for a great 45 minutes of chica watching during the rest between La Zona debauchery. There are also a plethora of little shops that all sell the same crap such as wrestling masks, cheap jewelry and chess sets (I'm not joking). And, tons of Farmacias. My personal preference is Farmacia Similares, of which there must be four or five on this eight block stretch. Walk in, go to the back counter, and you'll be on your way in three minutes with four 100 mg tabs of Viagra for under $20.
There are a lot of food places, but I've done a horrible job of figuring out where the good ones are in this town. I pretty much stick to eating in the United States, at food carts on the corner of the Alley and Constitucion and a little restaurant that sells pretty good Mexican food right next to Adelita.
Beyond the six big clubs in ZN, there are about 15 others....you never know what you'll find in these other places. Without exception I've had some great times in every one of them. With some crazy, crazy stories.Please, please tell us the stories if you can!
P4 P21,
Excuse my ignorance, but what is "P4 P21"?
I apologize, P4 P21 is meant to respond to PayForPlay21, who asked a number of questions about traveling to Tijuana.
For some stories, please check back to 11/18-11/23/13 in General Reports where I drunkenly cataloged my most recent visit. Going back this September. I promise to provide updates.
Excuse my ignorance, but what is "P4 P21"?Hi LeoRyder,
"P4 P21" is the original poster, PayForPlay21. You can see his message about 15 posts down.
I think I have my itinerary figured out:
Hotel Cascadas first (or Rizo de Oro if Cascadas renegs).
Then Hong Kong Club, followed by an Alley walk. Got to see the alley and Constitution! Every city should have streets like that where the police don't bother the working girls. Are Tijuana, Thailand, Australia, and Germany the only countries with some designated streets where the cops don't bother the ladies?
The second club I'll probably visit is Dulce Gabanna for the hot senoritas. Mas caliente.
Next up is either Mermaids or Adelitas.
Then sometime after 11 or midnight, La Valentina followed by La Maquerida the following night.
And when I taxi to Revolution, Las Pulgas.
Any other clubs to recommend?
Is that bullfighting stadium near the sea still open? When Customs asks what I was doing, maybe I'll just say I went to see my first-ever bull fight, instead of visiting Hong Kong. Don't want to be put on the Federal Pervs List. Haha.
Do Customs officials make notes in their little computers on your responses? "Oh, Rosco went to Hong Kong again.".
Baxter Slade
07-31-14, 17:19
Is that bullfighting stadium near the sea still open? When Customs asks what I was doing, maybe I'll just say I went to see my first-ever bull fight, instead of visiting Hong Kong. Don't want to be put on the Federal Pervs List. Haha.
Do Customs officials make notes in their little computers on your responses? "Oh, Rosco went to Hong Kong again.".Hey Rosco don't worry to much about what you are going to tell the agent. They almost never ask me what I was doing in MX. The first question is are you bringing anything back. I always say a ticket from Caliente (The Sports betting place) , then they asume they know what I was doing there.
They don't care if you were at a club, here is how a recent conversation went with a buddy who crossed with me.
Agent: What were you doing in MX. ?
Buddy: Went to a Club.
Agent: Which one?
Buddy: Hong Kong.
Agent: Why didn't you go to Adelita?
Buddy: Hong Kong is the place to go these days.
Agent: Have a nice day.
As far as the bullfight goes there was one on the 20th but it is not a regular occurance. So best to just tell the truth or it will look like you are trying to hide something.
There are a lot of food places, but I've done a horrible job of figuring out where the good ones are in this town. I pretty much stick to eating in the United States, at food carts on the corner of the Alley and Constitucion and a little restaurant that sells pretty good Mexican food right next to Adelita.You have missed one of the other reasons to visit Tijuana. Tijuana has become a major foodie destination. Sticking with the crap you can find around San Ysidro is a big mistake, IMHO.
The Zona does have good food for the most part. Try the seafood joint, La Perla, NW corner of Coahuila and Ninos Heroes.
Hotel Caesar is a very good place to eat. The eponymous salad is good, the tapas are good, the drinks good, etc.
Chiki Jai, NE corner of Revu and 7th, has excellent Spanish tapas and some fairly decent house wine. Try the mushrooms.
There is a killer taco cart, corner of Madero and Juarez, aka 2nd. Excellent carne asada and tripas, 2 for 20 pesos. Better than any I've had in the Zona.
Until dusk there is an excellent Ensenada style fish taco cart, NW corner of Madero and 5th (You can't miss it for the crowds of locals.
Farther afield, La Revancha has good molcajetes. Outstanding gourmet taco truck, weekdays, next to Office Depot on Paseo de las Heroes, near Plaza Rio.
Cien Anos is an excellent traditional restaurant, on Velazco, within walking distance of Abe Lincoln, IIRC.
And, you can't miss with Mision 19, about the best food in Tijuana at any price.
That's just off the top of my head. There are about a bazillion little places all over that offer excellent food and very good value for money and all within an easy taxi ride of the zona.
Whenever they ask me if I am bringing anything I always answer back with "I hope not" They usually laugh at that.
Hey Rosco don't worry to much about what you are going to tell the agent. They almost never ask me what I was doing in MX. The first question is are you bringing anything back. I always say a ticket from Caliente (The Sports betting place) , then they asume they know what I was doing there.
They don't care if you were at a club, here is how a recent conversation went with a buddy who crossed with me.
Agent: What were you doing in MX. ?
Buddy: Went to a Club.
Agent: Which one?
Buddy: Hong Kong.
Agent: Why didn't you go to Adelita?
Buddy: Hong Kong is the place to go these days.
Agent: Have a nice day.
As far as the bullfight goes there was one on the 20th but it is not a regular occurance. So best to just tell the truth or it will look like you are trying to hide something.
Phordan, thank you! I will check out some of your recommendations in September. Please keep them coming. I usually live on food cart cheeseburgers and tacos from the joint next to Adelitas. Any further food advice would be much appreciated.
Phordan, thank you! I will check out some of your recommendations in September. Please keep them coming. I usually live on food cart cheeseburgers and tacos from the joint next to Adelitas. Any further food advice would be much appreciated.I too am always looking for good places. I have tried some of those listed but things a little hidden or further out would be good as well. I don't usually wander too far from Revo for food. Except the time I went to Los Arcos (Which is amazing BTW) I love seafood.
Baxter Slade
08-01-14, 17:13
You have missed one of the other reasons to visit Tijuana. Tijuana has become a major foodie destination. Sticking with the crap you can find around San Ysidro is a big mistake, IMHO.
Outstanding gourmet taco truck, weekdays, next to Office Depot on Paseo de las Heroes, near Plaza Rio.
I was down there yesterday and remembered your mention of the taco truck. We spotted it on the side street right by the Office Depot. Flipped a you turn at the traffic circle and just as we were pulling up the truck drove away. Do you happen to know the hours the truck is there or does it just come and go.
On a side note do you drive in Tijuana phordphan? I refuse. I can never figure out the traffic regulations, nobody stops at stop signs, the place we made a you turn at had a big no you turn sign but yet there were 10 cars in a row waiting to make a you turn. So how does it work do you just disobey the rules unless you see a cop around or what.
CumberlandBlue
08-01-14, 22:41
reserved a room for cascadas. got into lz about 2 pm going to the zone is like going to disneyworld. i get no sleep the night before from anticipation, and i'm always struggling during my quick stays because i'm tired. i determined i would focus on sgs this trip, as i never had the balls to try them. don't know why i didn't try it sooner. since my spanish is poor i wrote out what i wanted on a card (which i forgot- left it on my desk at work lol). so walking around the alley, i saw a few i would scoop up but i'm a very bashful guy and i was led to believe they spoke little english. everyone one i interacted with spoke well enough english so no problems.
anyways, so my viagra is starting to rear it's ugly head and just then a really skinny and tall chica, maybe 25 or 27?, with i think red hair, grabs me and says she'll lick my balls for $20 and i can fuck her ass for $20. ok! but i told her she's got to go to my room. no problem. this is by gloria bar. this chica is a walking scam. she probably needed a fix and promised me the world. she agreed to go to my room. went to cascadas and the guy at the front desks says he needs to see her id. "oh" she says. oh? red flag is going off but of course now little cumberland is driving this circus show so we go to her hotel. i should have told her to fuck off because she had to know they weren't letting her in and that she had no intention of going in. "it's only $5 at my hotel" she says. we get there and start getting naked. i was thinking of taking a shower as i was horribly sweaty but the thought of me separating my gaze from my pants / stopped that. she can deal with my swamp ass. we get naked and then she runs the real menu- $20 for this, $20 for that. i tell her my menu and she wants $60. i say we'll just skip it all and do the $20 and she she'll accept $45. ok, whatever. by this time i just want to get off. i've let this girl run her scam on me and after a 2 second cbj, i'm soft, even with my viagra running on full speed. she claims she put me in her ass but won't let me touch down there to confirm. i did get to feel her penucha earlier, so at least i know she's a chica and not a chico. anyways i give up and don't expect to get hard let alone nut, so i throw in the towel. while getting dressed she asks for the $. i still have to get my shirt and shoes on, i give her the $ and she's gone, like thanks and poof. grrr. live and learn. i didn't see her the rest of my stay- i wonder if she was a walker? her name was "jilla"?
i am forgetting the order of the names of these two next girls. i think it was sofia and then maillarta (but now i am not sure.
hit up hk and it's kind of dead but plenty of chicas to choose from. enjoyed a shaving cream show. i didn't realize it was the same two girls who do that show all day / night long. anyways- guys were tipping them a buck and then fingering them. like one guy had two fingers in there and just going to town. not my thing. i tipped her and when she slid her ass to me to finger her i signed a "no, no necessito" and so she got up and gave me a kiss. i am planning on leaving tijuana, like 5 am, because i can't stomach a 3 hour wait at the border (i've considered a sentri but not sure how it works. will my so find out? so i only drink two beers the whole night. i saw what i thought was stone cold carla and it was, and next to her was that tall dark skinned chica that is very popular on a different site. i couldn't remember if her reviews were good or bad so i will save her for next time (reviews are very good). but carla is really cute and seems really fun. anyways, i approach sofia. she's right in front of cascadas. $20 for 20 min. go up. i get naked and she still has her top up. i tell her- "you know, i knew i forgot something! no clothes. " so she went over the menu. $40 for naked, 3 positions, suck / fuck. went for that. stupid me- i have pesos. lol. everytime i negotiated my entire trip, i forgot that. she was good. very clean and sweet. tight little butt. i love tight little butts. good time. i got a lot of feedback that i paid too much- $300 pesos next time. i plan on telling them i am over paying and see if i can work at least some more extras.
back to hk. i have to admit this: i adore paloma de veracruz. i adore her and she knows i adore her. when i think about a future trip, i think of her. i went with her arriba 3 time my first time in the zona a year ago, and i was hooked. and nothing in hk that night did anything for me so i ended up taking her up three times, and i had an experience with her that i've never felt with any other provider- ever- and i miss her between trips down to the zn. i keep telling her she's done black magic on me. and you'd think that sets me up for being a plm and yes, it very well could. i could, if i was a tad more crazy, support her lifestyle. but we had texted for a while and eventually she just said we'll talk again when i'm in town and that was that. i could make her life very comfortable if she ran the game on me but there's no game. no hint of wanting anything other than a fair price for her time. i tried to set up a thing on her day off and she pretended to not understand and just says i'll meet you at the club. she wants to sleep on her day off, she said. i assume there's a boyfriend or even a pedrote, as she's so small and tiny i can't see her in tijuana on her own. anyways, everything is covered but not an issue for me. but she gives the best head i've had in my short time in tijuana, even covered. and her reverse cowgirl is majestic. she knows how to lean just the right way to really maximize pressure and pound away to maximize the pleasure. our agreed rate is $60 but as you'd imagine based on my raving she gets a fat propina.
went and ate across at that grill place across from montecristo. salty asada in my quesidilla. but not bad but the food in los angeles is a million times better than this.
walked around and went up with. i think her name was maillarta? her face had some moderate acne scars but not too bad. really sweet. $40 (forgot using the pesos again). she had a bit too much jiggle for me in her butt. but it was a good session. i tried to get her into my favorite position- they lay on their stomach and i mount them from behind. she seemed uncomfortable with it and i asked why and she said no culo and i said i know, no culo. and so i got her into position and she squirmed out. i easily weigh twice as much as her and i could understand her not wanting to be in a position where i could force myself on her and she'd be powerless to stop me. that thought saddened me as i have to imagine it happens and she seems so nice. if you are that guy i hope you get a disease and your dick falls off. this poor girls, a real sweetie, deserves better. anyways, it was a good time. big nut. took a nap as it was now about 1 am.
woke up at 3 am shower and hang out at hk until i was ready to go again and hit up sandra, she's a building down from cascadas. i don't remember reading anything about her but wow she was my perfect body type: tight body, skin a nice light dark color, gorgeous tight ass and stomach that takes a lot to maintain, perfect sized breasts and nice little nipples like little cherries on two sundaes. she was delish and we had fun. same $40 as the other 2 sgs. at the beginning i told her my peepee was tired and i probably wouldn't cum, so towards the end when i was tired of banging the shit out of her i rolled over and she proceeded to give me a handjob. when i told her to stop, i was done, she was really concerned i was not pleased. that was a nice touch. i promised i'll be her favorite amigo from now on and i'll always treat her nice.
woke up at 5:30 from the phone ringing. it was paloma- she forgot the bag of candy i brought for her kid and wanted to get it. she was tired and not into staying, just wanted the chocolate. i should have texted her and she would have planned it. but that was good for me- crossed the line in an hour or so and at my rental car at 7:15. had to be back at the rental car place in l. a. by 9:30 am or get hit with a late fee. got there closer to 10 but the guy was cool about it. he should be since i rented a cheap, gas efficient little economy car online and all they had was a ford explorer. cost me $80 in gas, twice as usual- next time i am going amtrak. i'll sleep and drink beer on the way down. then i can party and not worry about being fucked up on the way home. and drink and sleep on the way home. it'll take like 4 hours, but saturdays at 11 am it's not that much shorter driving.
thanks for reading my report, or just skipping to the descriptions of the girls and what i paid. think i'll be heading down again at end of august. i have a rotation of girls now! now i have chicas whose eyes will light up when they see me because they know i will make them happy for 10 minutes upstairs and i will give them a nice tip. lol. the one thing i learned to say was no. no to a chica that thinks flashing me her fake tits deserves a dollar in a bar. no to the little kid who doesn't have to learn the game because they think they are cute and so they deserve a buck. no. but the old lady who can barely wobble down the street still gets a coin here and there, always.
But I told the SG she's got to go to my room in Cascadas. No problem....She agreed to go to my room. Went to cascadas and the guy at the front desks says he needs to see her ID. "Oh" she says. Oh? Why would Cascadas mess up your plans by asking the SG for her ID? Is that standard operating procedure at Cascadas? (asking the SGs for their ID's)?
I too am always looking for good places. I have tried some of those listed but things a little hidden or further out would be good as well. I don't usually wander too far from Revo for food. Except the time I went to Los Arcos (Which is amazing BTW) I love seafood.How far out of the way?
I know a killer breakfast / lunch place (Chilaquiles) where the food is good and the presentation is amazing, next to the Ensueno motel in Otay, a great local seafood place (Chewin's) on Industrial in Otay, a cool little taco shop that also serves good baked potatoes and nopal "steaks" near 5 Y 10, the best Thai food in this hemisphere in Mexicali, a great garlic butter crab place in Popotla. However, one must have a car to visit these places, so I rarely mention them.
I was down there yesterday and remembered your mention of the taco truck. We spotted it on the side street right by the Office Depot. Flipped a you turn at the traffic circle and just as we were pulling up the truck drove away. Do you happen to know the hours the truck is there or does it just come and go.
On a side note do you drive in Tijuana phordphan? I refuse. I can never figure out the traffic regulations, nobody stops at stop signs, the place we made a you turn at had a big no you turn sign but yet there were 10 cars in a row waiting to make a you turn. So how does it work do you just disobey the rules unless you see a cop around or what.I asked the truck guy once, but I don't remember well. I know they are there every weekday from before lunch to somewhere between 3:00 and 4:00, IIRC. They are also there on Saturdays, roughly the same hours. They are not there on Sunday.
Yes, I do drive in Tijuana. I had to start because it seems most of my faves live in or around Otay. Otay's a ***** to get into and out of on foot, and taxis are a PITA. I was extremely nervous the first several times, and I've related getting jacked up by the Mexicali fuzz and being made to submit to a breathalyzer in Tijuana, so it hasn't been a walk in the park.
The basic rules seem to be the same as California, although none of my faves know if a right turn on a red is legal. I think it is because I saw a sign somewhere that forbade it at that particular intersection. Traffic lanes seem to be more of a suggestion and the glorietas (round-abouts to us English-speakers) tend to be a cluster-fuck. The blowing stop sign thing scares me and I still haven't figured out how you tell which ones to obey and which ones to ignore. The "No xxx" signs are a bit confusing. A red circle with the particular symbol inside of it means that is it OK to do that thing, I. E. A you-turn. A red circle with a red slash through it means that it's forbidden. Which, as you pointed out, may or may not actually be obeyed.
Overall, it's been worth the hassle. The thing I'm overcoming is the natural timidity of driving in a foreign country. It's being replaced by local-style aggressiveness and things seem to be going smoother. One big hangup is that I really don't want any big dents in my car, and the locals don't seem to share my sentiments. :)
GolfSexRroll
08-02-14, 02:29
why would cascadas mess up your plans by asking the sg for her id? is that standard operating procedure at cascadas? (asking the sgs for their id's)?unless the chica is associated with cascada, or others that have a recurring client / puta recognition the desk will not ask for i'd. usually girls from the general area, near cascada or across the street ie eduardo hotel chicas they won't ask. walker for example they will usually ask, chicas they don't recognize and any that look **** they will.
unless the chica is associated with cascada, or others that have a recurring client / puta recognition the desk will not ask for i'd. usually girls from the general area, near cascada or across the street ie eduardo hotel chicas they won't ask. walker for example they will usually ask, chicas they don't recognize and any that look **** they will.cumberlandblue mentioned his sg was 27. that's why i was surprised the cascadas front desk asked to see her id. do you or anyone think a $5 or $10 propina to the gatekeeper at the front desk would have gotten the sg into cumberlandblue's room? the sgs i bring to motels in the st. louis area never get asked for their id by the office at check-in. i think the front desks here wouldn't care if you brought an armidillo in with you.
Baxter Slade
08-02-14, 16:57
CumberlandBlue mentioned his SG was 27. That's why I was surprised the Cascadas front desk asked to see her ID. Do you or anyone think a $5 or $10 propina to the gatekeeper at the front desk would have gotten the SG into CumberlandBlue's room? The SGs I bring to motels in the St. Louis area never get asked for their ID by the office at check-in. I think the front desks here wouldn't care if you brought an armidillo in with you.From what I got out of CumberlandBlues report the girl sounded like a walker type. And through past experiences the hotel clerks can usually recognize this type, which many times are associated with problemas. But these girls usually know where they are welcome and not welcome. One time I was going to take a SG up to Cascadas. She was standing right next to the entry to Cascadas by the Prago restaraunt. So I tell her I have a room at Cascadas, and she says there is some kind of problem and she can't go there. So it turned out what ever the problem was it had to do with the clerk at the back entrance. We ended up cutting through Las Chavelas and going through the other entrance to the hotel and nobody tried to stop her.
As far as Id's not sure they have all that much to do with age. One time I was going to LC bar with an amiga, and she was denied entry because she didn't have an I'd. She was 20 some years over being of legal age. So I figured the door guy was just being an asshole, so we went around to the other entrance and ran into the same problem. The guy at the backdoor did explain that they had been recently raided and it doesn't matter how old the girl is if the Policia find any female in the bar without an I'd the bar will be fined. A few months later I went back to LC with the same lady and they never asked for an I'd. So the ID thing was just fresh on there minds due to the raid.
As far as your question about a propina it is very posible that would have worked. In Mexico money does talk.
From what I got out of CumberlandBlues report the girl sounded like a walker type.So in Tijuana, it sounds like there's a difference between a Street Walker and a Street Girl. I did not know that. Can you or someone elucidate please. Here in Missouri, we have only Street Walkers (the good and bad kind). Sounds like in Tijuana if you're labeled a "Walker" you're automatically bad? Are Street Girls affiliated with a hotel and Street Walkers not? But CumberlandBlue's walker did have a hotel affiliation it seems. So I'm still left wondering what the differences are in Tijuana between SGs and SWs.
Well, I had what you can call a whirlwind trip to Tijuana and back. I had been poking around in the Mexico threads thinking about how I had been ignoring my own back yard when I unexpectedly came into some free time. Between that and a frequent flyer ticket plus a new found interest in Mexico, I decided to visit Tijuana. I extend thanks to both Chris Long and Tomjackin whose reports and PMs assisted me with preparing for and enjoying a successful trip. Here are some of my general observations:
Getting There:
I'm not going to cover this in detail because that's already been done elsewhere very, very well (e. G. , see Chris Long's Report of Distinction). What I will say is that it was incredibly easy to cross the border from San Diego into Tijuana. My plane arrived in San Diego twenty minutes early, and I found myself waiting for the 992 city bus at 1 pm To get to the San Diego trolley. By 2:30 pm I was standing in my hotel room in Tijuana. To take the bus it was $2. 50 one-way. Same for the trolley. If you have something called a Compass Card, then you can buy an all-day pass for the bus and the trolley for $5.00. Otherwise it was $7. 00. I just purchased one-way fares. You'll need exact change for the bus. You can purchase a ticket for the trolley at one of the stations (per Chris' recommendation I used the City College stop). I would recommend that you not bring a lot of luggage if you plan to take the trolley. The seating is tight, and if you have a lot of luggage, then both you and your fellow passengers will be uncomfortable. Things were worse during my trip because Comic Con was in full session.
Once I got to the San Ysidro station, which is the last stop at the Mexican border, I just followed the signs that pointed in the direction to cross the border. If you're unsure, just follow the multitude going in the same direction. It was at this point that I stopped worrying about looking too much like a gringo and worrying about what I was carrying with me (a carry-on bag and a small suitcase). People were dressed all kinds of ways and carrying items of all shapes and sizes. Two guys were hauling this giant cooler, and I wondered what the hell they had in it. Anyway, I crossed into Mexico without the Mexican authorities checking jack shit! My name could have been Al Qaeda with weapons in my bags and cocaine strapped to my body, and they wouldn't have known shit! Actually, they did make me press this button before I crossed and this light lit up green (saying "pase" so I just went ahead and they didn't check nada. No docs no nothing. Why did I even have to push the button? Must be the gringo buzzer button.
After getting past that point, I stepped outside and witnessed a massive, massive, massive line of people waiting to cross into the USA On foot. I mean, I hadn't seen a line that long in I don't know when, and at some points it looked to be 4 abreast deep! Damn! I just didn't know what I was going to do if I had to wait in that line on the way back. I decided to just forget about it and wait until the end of the trip to deal with that. I saw a sign pointing towards "taxis", so I followed that and it took me to an overpass that led to where the taxis were parked. Jumped in a yellow cab that took me to the Hotel Ticuan for $5.00. I gave the cabbie a $2. 00 tip.
The Hotel:
Once I got to the Hotel Ticuan and stepped into the lobby, I immediately gave myself a pat on the back for not choosing to stay in some dump just to save a few bucks. I was OK with the room, but not 100%. It was clean and all, but the lighting was insufficient and left the room looking and feeling too dark. Also, the AC in my room didn't do the best job of cooling things down. But it was clean and came with a safe, a TV with lots of cable channels, a comfy bed, and a shower that pumped out hot water reliably. That was all I really needed since I didn't plan to spend a lot of time in my room anyway. The restaurant was also decent, and I took a couple of my meals there. For the generous portion sizes served, the price was right too. Anyway, after I got myself squared away in the room, I was ready to head to La Zona around 5 pm On a Wednesday! I had those familiar butterflies in my stomach. What adventures will I find there?
La Zona:
La Zona was just a short cab ride from the Ticuan. I always paid the drivers a flat $5. 00 each way. Once you get there, you will notice just how compact an area La Zona really is. At least that part of it that the mongers are interested in anyway LOL! You'll find all of the major clubs within easy walking distance of one another. Since the HK Club tends to receive most of the fanfare, I decided to go there first. Taxis aren't permitted to park in from of the HK club, so the driver dropped me off in front of Adelita, and then I walked a few doors down to HK club. I accidentally walked into Las Chavelas at first LOL! I decided to go ahead and purchase the HK VIP card, and I think that over 4 days it just about paid for itself. I didn't go with as many HK girls as I thought I would (only 2), but there were certainly benefits to be had. Each day my first drink was free ($5. 00 savings per drink), I never paid any cover charges (they started charging $5. 00 to enter at night), and I did get extra time with the two HK girls I did go arriba with. Half off lap dances were also available (I didn't do any), and you can bring street tutes into Hotel Cascadas if they will agree to go with you there (didn't do any street tutes). At night there would be a line at the door. With my VIP card I could always skip the line and not wait to get in. I think you need about 4 days in order for the card to pay for itself.
The Clubs:
I spent the overwhelming majority of my time in three clubs that make up what I call "the Iron Triangle" of La Zona. Those three would be Adelita, Tropical Bar, and HK Club. I preferred the clubs in that order too. According to my tastes, Adelita had the hottest number of girls per square foot of any other club in the area. It was also just more comfortable and a little bit more laid back than HK Club. HK Club was like a three ring circus that was so loud that at times I couldn't hear myself think. Don't get me wrong. It's not that I didn't like HK Club. I did, and it was the place that had the largest sheer number of girls. It's just that I liked Adelita better. I also liked Tropical Bar better than HK Club. That place was even more laid back than Adelita! I liked it for that, but I also liked it because that club tended to have more young and inexperienced girls not yet jaded by the game. I spent considerable time in Tropical Bar and found my number one girl of the entire trip in there (more later). A big HK Club negative is that in the later hours it gets jam packed to the rafters and the "heat index" really rises. Some of my walks outside around the block and through the alley a couple of times were just to escape HK's sweltering heat. I definitely had my preferences, but if you go you need to see all three top clubs and establish your own pecking order. I stopped in on other clubs like Las Chavelas, Chicago Club, Playboy Club, and a few others but was not impressed by the offerings.
Prices:
I didn't discuss prices with any of the street girls, so I don't have any info to share on that. When it comes to the clubs, the HK girls typically would start out at $80 for 30 minutes. At Adelita it was $60 for 30 minutes, and at Tropical Bar $50. IMHO, considering that Adelita has the hottest girls per square foot of floor space, I think that $60 is a good deal. Only $10 more than the rookies over at Tropical and $20 less than an HK Club girls who typically didn't look any better than a hot Adelita girl. Now with that said, I have to admit that my bargaining skills with the girls on pricing were really, really rusty. Bargaining over price just isn't something I have to do at any of my favorite destinations (Brazil & Germany). I haven't had to do it in a long time. There the prices are set and the bargaining you do is all about what services the girl will perfom in the room at the set prices. I know I didn't do a good job of bargaining in Tijuana and in many cases paid too much. But damn it I wasn't there to hard bargain over every single penny! It was probably the only time that I will ever go to Tijuana, and I was there to have a good time and butt fuck me some tutes! Hahaha! Well, I'll let you guys be the judge, but take it easy on a Tijuana noob why don't you! Geez!
Service:
I'm really torn about what to say regarding the overall service level in Tijuana. For me, topnotch service includes an hour-long (or more) session with a massage option, a BBBJ with an option for CIM, straight sex in multiple positions, kissing, and an anal option in a high number of sessions (I butt fuck 70% of my tutes in Brazil and 40% of my tutes in Germany). Now, you're absolutely not going to find this in Tijuana on a consistent basis. At least not if you're somebody like me who's just blowing in for a quick vacation with no relationships or regulars built up at all. I don't care what any of you Tijuana vets say. If you don't have the relationships, then you're just not going to get that high level of service I'm talking about on a consistent basis. It's not going to happen. As a matter of fact, I came close to it only once (actually turned into a fiasco in the end, which I will detail later). That said, I still had a great time in Tijuana! And I think it's because I decided to accept Tijuana for what it is and what it has to offer, and not get all caught up in comparing it too much with my favorite destinations. If you like the GFE, you're very unlikely to get it from a club girl who you're with for the very first time. That's just the facts. You have a much better chance of getting the PSE, which is what I prefer. If you're going to Tijuana for the first time, just accept it for what it is. That's my message here. I didn't find any of the girls I was with to be "mechanical" in bed, and they almost all got into it with passionate sex. I just think that there's a lot of potential there that's not being realized with the Mexican girls. And that's sad for a monger.
Food:
As noted earlier, I only ate a couple of times at my hotel. The food was good there, but I preferred eating off the street in La Zona. The guys on the corner to the left when you exit out the front of the HK Club had the best tacos man! I had eight of them during my 4-day stay LOL! That's 2 a day. I also had a spicy shrimp taco from the guy around the other corner, but I didn't go back to him afterwards because I think he ripped me off on the price. There were other little restaurants and carts and places to eat all around, and you can order food in the clubs too. I know that at least in the HK Club you can. And as other posters have noted, there are plenty of good restaurants outside of La Zona if you wish to venture away from ground zero for mongering in Tijuana. I spent all of the limited time I had in La Zona or at my hotel. When I got hungry, I liked to walk to the corner and order a couple of tacos "con todo" (with everything). There was a little storefront restaurant just behind me and to the left where I would go and order a coke, and they would let me sit there and eat my tacos and drink my coke at the counter. Yum!
Communicating:
I know that a lot of guys have concerns around the ability to communicate with the girls. I don't know how it would be for somebody who doesn't have any Spanish because my conversational Spanish is pretty good, and virtually all of my conversations over the 4 days were in Spanish. The Mexicans in Tijuana aren't used to gringos who can speak good Spanish, and plenty expressed real surprise at my ability. They would be like, "Where did you say you were from again? You even speak with a Latino accent"! Hehehehe! One taxi driver was telling me that my Spanish was so good that I needed to make sure that if I went shopping that I didn't get the gringo prices LOL! He said tell them that you're from Veracruz so no funny business on the price! Hahaha! I tried to see if I could get some of the girls to go for it (being from Veracruz), but no dice LOL! Well, I didn't try very hard. But the thing is, being able to speak Spanish opens up a whole new world that allows you to interact with the girls, the meseros, the taxi drivers, and everybody else on a whole new and deeper level. I had a mesero trying to push a girl off on me and I said, "No quiero chica en este momento (I don't want a girl right now)". He responded, "Quieres chico (Do you want a boy? I said, "Si Senor yo quiero tu (Yes sir I want you! He fell out laughing, and after he led the girl away he came back to shake my hand LOL! Another time I was staring at a girl's luscious fat ass and a mesero said, "Quieres esa chica (Do you want that girl? I responded, "No pero me gusta ver ese culo. Es como un burbuja (No, but I like to see that ass. It's like a bubble! Again lots of laughter LOL!
And of course, it helps with the girls too. One tute was rubbing on dick, and I told her, "Tengo verga (I have a boner! Hehehehe! As those who have been to Tijuana before know, you can pretty much grope girls, stick your fingers up their muffins, and do all kinds of shit for a mere dollar tip! Well, in the HK Club at night the girls can get really aggressive like the street girls can be. If you enter the front of the club and walk towards the back where they have the soapy suds shows, you will come to a railing with a staircase to the right and a ramp to the left. I call going up the stairs "running the gauntlet" because you will be groped, pinched, have your arms and shirt pulled, ass slapped, and everything else by the Mexican tutes. I can't tell you how many of them felt up my dick! "Hey, she just rolled the head of my penis around with her fingers! That's harassment man hahahahaha!" But anyway, if I didn't want to "run the gauntlet", then I would use the ramp. One night I was coming down the ramp walking towards the front of the club after a girl had groped me on the way up the stairs going towards the back. She was still standing along the railing, so I leaned over to her and said with a smile on my face, "Mira no me toques. Si me toques entonces tienes que darme un dolar (Look don't touch me. If you touch me, then you have to give me a dollar)"! I stuck my ass out at her with a kind of "go ahead" and she just died laughing LOL! The ability to speak the language allows you to have this extra level of fun communication with la gente (the people). Learn some Spanish if you can. It will add to and enrich your overall experience.
The Verdict:
Tijuana isn't close to being the best mongering destination I have ever been to in my life. But, it's not close to being the worst either! Although the Mexican girls showed me lots of passion during our sessions, the world-class level of service found in other places simply wasn't there. There also weren't enough decent clubs to go to. To be honest, I think that 3 days in Tijuana probably would have been enough. By day 4, I can admit that I was starting to get a little bored with "the Iron Triangle". And maybe HK Club wouldn't get so damn crowded if there were other places for the girls to work in La Zona. There were certainly many beautiful girls there, but after awhile too many of them all began to appear too much alike to me. I like the diversity in appearance I can find in places like Brazil, Germany, and even Costa Rica. Tijuana had a very "local" feel to it. The scene is dominated by San Diego. I'm not saying that's bad. It's just that it's not the kind of place that a guy in Oslo, Tokyo, or Sydney is longing to take a dream vacation to. The mongering menu (in La Zona anyway) isn't strong enough for that, and there just aren't enough other things to do to make it a dream vacation. I'm glad I went. If you have the time and it's convenient for you, I'the say that you should give it a go too. It's worth it at least once in the career of every international monger. In conclusion, I don't vote thumbs up for Tijuana. And I don't vote thumbs down either. I give Tijuana a thumbs sideways LOL! It's much better than I thought it would be, but not good enough to make it a top international mongering destination. At least not for me. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
GolfSexRroll
08-03-14, 01:16
So in Tijuana, it sounds like there's a difference between a Street Walker and a Street Girl. I did not know that. Can you or someone elucidate please. Here in Missouri, we have only Street Walkers (the good and bad kind). Sounds like in Tijuana if you're labeled a "Walker" you're automatically bad? Are Street Girls affiliated with a hotel and Street Walkers not? But CumberlandBlue's walker did have a hotel affiliation it seems. So I'm still left wondering what the differences are in Tijuana between SGs and SWs.SG is a Paradita. A girl that posts in front of a hotel she is "working" for. (Brings business to). She will be in the same spot when she works and "usually" has a set schedule. She will have a health card. (Legal) Mostly Mexican chicas.
A SW is independent. Not affiliated with a hotel. Moves around. (thus the name "walker") Lots of various types. Some cute, most skanky and drug addicts. Most will not have a health card. They run from the policia or pay them off to have them let them alone.
A good explanation of the difference between walkers and paraditas but it's worth noting that NONE of the walkers have health cards. That's why they have to keep moving and bribe the police because it's illegal to work without a health card.
SG is a Paradita. A girl that posts in front of a hotel she is "working" for. (Brings business to). She will be in the same spot when she works and "usually" has a set schedule. She will have a health card. (Legal) Mostly Mexican chicas.
A SW is independent. Not affiliated with a hotel. Moves around. (thus the name "walker") Lots of various types. Some cute, most skanky and drug addicts. Most will not have a health card. They run from the policia or pay them off to have them let them alone.
Crossing the border back into the USA was easy and worry free. As it turns out, there was no reason for me to be concerned about long lines. On a Sunday morning around 7 am I took a taxi from the Ticuan to the border for $7.00. He tried to get me really close to the building, but they had blocked off the street that he wanted to take for bus use only. So basically, I had to walk from the point where the lines would start all the way to the building. It wasn't too bad a jog though considering there was nobody in my line, which was the sentri line. There was a long line for the general public, although not as long as the line that was there on Wednesday afternoon when I came in. Then there was the ready line that was relatively short compared to the general public line.
I have no idea what it means to be "ready" since that wasn't my line. The ready line and the sentri line start out as one, but then at one point they separate. What will happen though is that people standing in the ready line will block the path for the sentri line. I stopped at first and even asked the guy in front of me if we were standing in the sentri line. He said yes, but his answer was wrong, and I figured it out after a few seconds and started to move past the people blocking my way. Don't be shy and just start working your way through the crowd. If people don't want to get bumped then they should get their asses out of the way and stand single file in their line! What I did was just say "disculpe" and start pushing my way through, and people would get out of the way.
After I got past the "ready" people it was smooth sailing all the way. Before entering the building an official asked me if I had sentri, and I showed him my documents. I entered the building and kept right on moving past people standing in the general public line and the ready line. Eventually I saw a kiosk, and beyond that an officer waiting in a booth. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to use the kiosk or what, so I just approached the officer in the booth with my passport and sentri card. He asked why I had been in Tijuana and where I was going. He also asked if I'd had a good time LOL! I gave straightforward answers to his questions, there was a little more small talk, and then he handed me my docs back without stamping anything. After that, there was a conveyor belt that everybody had to put their bags on to get x-rayed. And that was it! I purchased my ticket for the trolley and headed back to the City College Station where I caught the 992 city bus to the airport.
The hardest part of the whole journey back across the border was that the taxi's way was blocked due to road closures to support some morning long distance run or something that was going on in town. All you guys bitching and moaning and complaining to or about Customs & Border Patrol about the long lines should just quit it. Those guys are just doing their jobs. With sentri it took me only minutes to cross back into the United States. Invest some time and money to get sentri yourselves and voila! Your long waits in massively long lines go poof! And are no more!
I forgot to mention about room rates. That's important because in addition to paying the girl you have to pay for the room. I used Cascadas and the hotels associated with Adelita and Tropical Bar. All were fine and clean enough to hump in. To be honest, I don't remember the exact prices for each one, but I don't recall ever paying more than $14.00 for a 30 minute session. Remember to calculate the room charges into your budget when planning to monger in Tijuana. I had the HK Club VIP card but didn't realize that I could take girls from Tropical Bar and Adelita to Hotel Cascadas too. I thought Cascadas was only for HK Club girls and street tutes. Not only that, but I went with some girls who were on only their first or second day, and they didn't even know which hotels were associated with the puta bars they were working in! That led to some confusion at times when we were ready to go arriba and there they were asking the door man where they should go. And hell I didn't know because I was a Tijuana noob!
HorseTrader
08-03-14, 16:41
I had the HK Club VIP card but didn't realize that I could take girls from Tropical Bar and Adelita to Hotel Cascadas too. Thanks for the nice reports, TheCane. Are you sure you can take an Adelita girl to Cascadas? I've always used the hotel right at Adelita for those girls. I've used Cascadas for HK girls, LC girls, and street girls. I do believe it can be used with TB grils, though I've never done it.
HorseTrader
08-03-14, 16:48
All you guys bitching and moaning and complaining to or about Customs & Border Patrol about the long lines should just quit it. Those guys are just doing their jobs. With sentri it took me only minutes to cross back into the United States. Invest some time and money to get sentri yourselves and voila! Your long waits in massively long lines go poof! And are no more!Well said, there is no point in giving those guys headaches.
If you are an occassional Tijuana monger, just wait out the lines and don't worry about it. If you go more frequently, the sentri is worth having. If you don't live in an area where sentri is easily available, just get the Global Entry and you get the sentri benefits and won't need to wait in long airport security lines any longer.
Thanks for the nice reports, TheCane. Are you sure you can take an Adelita girl to Cascadas? I've always used the hotel right at Adelita for those girls. I've used Cascadas for HK girls, LC girls, and street girls. I do believe it can be used with TB grils, though I've never done it.I thought I read somewhere here in another report that you could, but maybe I'm wrong. Remember, I'm the Tijuana noob here LOL! Sorry if this (or anything else) in my reports is a bit of misinformation, and I take no offense at being corrected. We want to be conveying accurate information to anybody interested in visiting Tijuana.
Thanks for the report The Cane, This is how it should be. A newbie would get a lot of helpful info from that. I too agree that those agents are just doing their job. It's not easy having a job to give people a hard time. Even though I still hate the ones that are dicks about it!
In any case, glad you had an overall good experience. I am heading down there in a few weeks and look forward to my new adventures. It has been WAY too long. If I was on the west coast I'd be broke.
I agree 100% with speaking spanish opening up doors. I speak spanish what I would say is well above average if not close to fluent (Even the slang terms etc.) and it has helped big time. Every adventure I leave with a lot of #'s but of course I am not trying to be a PLM so most stay in the trash in my Ticuan hotel room. But it is nice to be able to call back on a good session outside the club.
I usually stick with club girls or escorts. I have tried the SG scene a few times and it's been 50/50 which is why the guys that find a gem keep going back to them. Most are mechanical. Amazingly I would say my experiences are around 50/50 also. I think what makes me not so inclined about SG's is the rooms are dumps with nowhere to wash up. At least with a Club girl or escort you can wash up good and feel fresh and ready to go.
One other thing I agree is the order of clubs you like. Adelitas is my favorite by far. But I do love HK and Tropical too. A few of the smaller bars are fun for me too though because I have made some "friends" with meseros / bartenders and you can get some good priced drinks with little or no pressure from the girls.
DG is a place I like to go and watch some of the games, and with Football season coming up it is a ton of fun! I was even thinking of pushing my trip back to Sept. Just so I can see the games out there and bet on a few as well.
Overall, TJ may not be the best mongering spot from what I hear, but for me it is perfect as it fits all my needs. (Love the look of the women, the food, the language, the location and the atmosphere)
SleazySteve
08-03-14, 23:04
Thanks for the nice reports, TheCane. Are you sure you can take an Adelita girl to Cascadas? I've always used the hotel right at Adelita for those girls. I've used Cascadas for HK girls, LC girls, and street girls. I do believe it can be used with TB grils, though I've never done it.Pretty sure this is bad info. I'm 99% sure that you cannot bring Adelita girls to Cascadas.
GolfSexRroll
08-04-14, 00:24
Pretty sure this is bad info. I'm 99% sure that you cannot bring Adelita girls to Cascadas.Only if you have an overnight room and it is her day off. Not if she is working.
I've "found" another great place to get away from the gringos and have some pretty decent food. It's a very easy taxi ride from the Zona.
When Anthony Bourdain did his Baja show a couple of years back he visited here. Unfortunately, that footage wound up on the cutting room floor. I remembered it this Saturday and, having the time, I decided to find it.
Actually, I've been driving past it regularly, but didn't know it was there. It's on the SE corner of the "Las Tijeras" glorieta. It's in Plaza Zapatos, which is a huge flea market on the weekends. Also along the road frontage are a couple of bars, La Cantina and Pancho Villas. But no indication of anything else.
Using Google Maps as my guide we parked along the street, and then walked past the main building and around the corner. Wow. There's a virtual rabbit warren of little bars, restaurants, clubs, etc. , all lurking back there, most of it hidden from the street. More on that later.
We found the place. Actually, it's hard to miss due to the big Swiss flag on the wall and the big menu in German (the only one I've seen thus far in Tijuana). They have a sort of "basement" (hence the name) with a large window, tons of street-level inside seating, outdoor seating and lots of TVs, showing baseball and soccer. Happy hour is every day, 5 - 7, 2 x1 mixed drinks and beer. What's not to like?
The French onion soup sounded great, and I was drooling at the thought of some good fondue. But I was there for the hot dogs. If you like sausages, you won't be disappointed. Juicy, red color from the Hungarian Paprika, a bit spicy, overall very tasty. As you can see by the pic it's on a large French baguette which is covered with strips of Swiss cheese. Then three or four sausages are placed over that, then covered with mayonnaise, deep-fried onions, fresh tomatoes, mustard and those delicious grilled Chilis Gueros. Washed down with a cold Tecate. This is the "Mamuth" dog, about 1. 5 feet long and it sells for 200 mxn. They also have a "regular" size dog for 100 mxn. You can easily feed three with one of these. Beers were 20 mxn, IIRC, and my date's Margaritas were about 50, but memory is fuzzy on that point.
Overall, this is a great place to hang out, watch some sports if that's your thing, eat some pretty decent food that's not too common in Mexico.
On a side note, we returned in the evening to check out the other places. There's something there for everybody. La Cantina had a Mexican band, Pancho Villa is mostly recordings ranging from Beatles to Pit Bull. There's also a Pulqueria, a Mezcaleria, many small holes-in-the-wall, some goth-looking thing called the Monastery. I wanted to check out several places, but my date was Miss Ultra-Low-Key and didn't like any of them. So, next visit might be with Rocky the Flying Squirrel or somebody with more energy.
SuperStaniel
08-05-14, 03:46
Decided to veer off my usual path which is HK and AB and take a shot at an escort. Made the appointment with Mundo at cumintj.com. So the reason for this report being in this thread as opposed to the escort thread is that I want to give my view that escort services might be a superior alternative or a good compliment to the gogos in the zona. At least that was the case for me.
A little about me: I don't speak any Spanish. I usually take solo trips to Tijuana for the sole purpose of mongering, but sometimes come with friends for the "strip club" experience. I am not a bargain monger since I don't go too often, and when I go to HK / AB, I bring 250-350 bucks and hope to have some left at the end of the night. GFE is important to me, at least some aspects of it. I am quite reserved and have a hard time bargaining for services (bargaining on price is standard). I am quite cautious and try to make the trips as low-risk as possible.
So I was very pleasantly surprised by the quality of the escort agency. No bullshit approach, you tell them which girl you want and when, he calls them while you are on hold and tells you the situation and their availability. Mundo offered a ton of flexibility for me in terms of meeting place, meeting time, choice of motel, etc. I have dealt with 8-10 agencies before (non in Tijuana) and there is usually some kind of angle (bait and switch with photos, additional fees in room, shady atmosphere, too much personal information asked, etc.). There was none of that here. Really high quality service. I now am looking forward to trying out the other top tier agencies.
Provider was on time, looked exactly like in the pics, did everything advertised, etc. It was kind of a great experience after I had a few disappointing trips to AB and HK that. I am thinking that my next trip might start out at HK for some drinks and the party atmosphere, that I will get a room at Cascades for the night, and just use the agency on top of anything else I might want. That's the thing, HK is great to party and get in the mood, but sometimes it gets annoying with the whole upsell and everyone trying to get tips. That would be all A-OK if the arriba sessions were consistent. With that said, I have had shitty escort sessions before and I guess it makes it all the worse if you pony up more money and have a terrible session there.
Anyway, just wanted to give my $.02.
Last thing at 3:15 PM today, I waited about 2 hours and 30 minutes to cross the border on foot.
Thank you all for your great advice!
My flight has been set up and I am set to arrive in San Diego on the morning of August 26 2014. If anyone is in town from the 26th to the 28th and wants to grab a a soda (I don't drink) I would more than welcome that. I figure I should be in Tijuana by lunch time, get settled into hotel, have lunch then head out to have some fun. For my first visit I am planning on keeping to the larger bars, so expect trip reports when I get back.
And round two of newbie questions. As far as my hotel goes, I have decided to stay in Tijuana. Now while staying in la Zona sounds awesome, I have also heard great things about Hotel Ticuan. Would it be fairly safe to get a taxi from La Zona to Hotel Ticuan in the early morning hours? I have also seen that some of the rooms at Cascadas and Rizo have safes and so do the ones at Ticuan, are those safe at all? I am taking just a backpack with two pairs of pants a couple of shirts and some socks and underwear so if those dissapear, oh well. What I am most worried about is my plane ticket home and money.
Speaking of money do you guys recomend I exchange my money to pesos and go from there? I would start exchanging money at home as I live near the border and would probably exchange maybe half of what I am taking before I even leave.
I am fluent in Spanish and do travel into Mexico, so not too worried about communication. And I actually do have the habit of asking a cabbie how much to take me somewhere before I hop in.
One last question for now, I am really into the busty MILF type, I should have no problems finding that right?
Thanks for all your help guys!
Thank you all for your great advice!
My flight has been set up and I am set to arrive in San Diego on the morning of August 26 2014. If anyone is in town from the 26th to the 28th and wants to grab a a soda (I don't drink) I would more than welcome that. I figure I should be in Tijuana by lunch time, get settled into hotel, have lunch then head out to have some fun. For my first visit I am planning on keeping to the larger bars, so expect trip reports when I get back.Hey 'Freshie', why limit yourself? Sure, see the biggies, AB and HK by all means, but I'd suggest you broaden your horizons; stop into the legendary Chicago, definitely spend a little time with the FOBs in the Tropical Bar, and cruise through Las Chevelas, Playboy, all of them you can get to. And don't miss strolling the Alley for eye-candy SGs if nothing else.
And round two of newbie questions. As far as my hotel goes, I have decided to stay in Tijuana. Now while staying in la Zona sounds awesome, I have also heard great things about Hotel Ticuan. Would it be fairly safe to get a taxi from La Zona to Hotel Ticuan in the early morning hours? I have also seen that some of the rooms at Cascadas and Rizo have safes and so do the ones at Ticuan, are those safe at all? I am taking just a backpack with two pairs of pants a couple of shirts and some socks and underwear so if those dissapear, oh well. What I am most worried about is my plane ticket home and money.If you RTFF, you will see both the Cascadas and Ticuan have their merits. If you are only banging SGs and BGs, go with Cascadas, but you will be at ground zero, it can be noisy if you are a light sleeper, and many guys don't stay here for more than a couple of days at a time. Ticuan is very nice for the price, quieter, and gets you out of the Zone to 'decompress', which can be helpful. Also, if you are entertaining escorts, this is the place to do it. Most will NOT go to a hotel in the Zona. Yes, use your room safe, but only for extra $$ and MAYBE your passport, carrying a copy with you. I personally just carry the original, zipped up in my pocket. BTW, who has PLANE TICKETS anymore, man?
Back to hotel choices; when I have time, I like to break it up a bit and spend a night or two at each hotel, El Ticuan and in the Zone. Personal preference. If you do use the Ticuan, it's a safe and interesting short walk to and from the Zone during the day. A bit deserted at night, so I'd advise a quick, inexpensive cab ride. Cabs are readily available at any time, in the zone or at the Ticuan. Don't use the cabs that pull into the Ticuan driveway -- much cheaper to walk a few steps to the corner and pick up a cab in front of Las Pulgas.
Speaking of money do you guys recomend I exchange my money to pesos and go from there? I would start exchanging money at home as I live near the border and would probably exchange maybe half of what I am taking before I even leave. I've found the best exchange rates are on the US side, but NOT always. Unless you are going to spend a lot of money in Tijuana, or are a real cheap Charlie, I personally don't think it's worth the hassle. US dollars are accepted everywhere, especially with the ladies. And remember, you always get screwed exchanging anything left when you return. So unless you visit Tijuana a lot, or can spend pesos readily back home, I wouldn't mess with it. Again, personal preference. But whatever you do, bring LOTS of singles!
I am fluent in Spanish and do travel into Mexico, so not too worried about communication. And I actually do have the habit of asking a cabbie how much to take me somewhere before I hop in.Speaking Spanish with the locals, and especially the chicas, will open up a whole 'nuther world for you my Brother. At times I actually feel a bit sorry for the mono-lingual Punters who join us down there. Yeah, many of the damas can communicate in some English, but many cannot. To speak some Spanish with everyone just enriches your encounters by several orders of magnitude, and can even lead to some mind-blowing satisfaction, often difficult to impossible to find here in the Sex Prison that is America. Just MHO. Hell, Tijuana alone, and it's many features to savor, is enough reason for you non-Spanish speakers to take some lessons. The Putas will often reward you for that courtesy and a little extra effort on your part!
One last question for now, I am really into the busty MILF type, I should have no problems finding that right?No, I'm sorry to say, Mexico, and especially 'La Frontera' is the land of little, itty-bitty-titties, didn't you hear? LOL. Walk into any bar, but especially AB or HK, and be prepared to have your ever-lovin' mind expanded when it comes to the definition of curvy MILFS. (are they all natural? Well, that's another matter) And you will see just about every other size and flavor of woman your heart could possibly desire.
Thanks for all your help guys!Dude, I know it's easy to do, we've all been there, but just don't over analyze this too much. It sounds like you know Mexico, so like any large urban anywhere in the world, you know to keep your wits about you, but don't fail to have some FUN, too, and just go with the flow. Eat some great street tacos or venture out to many of the really nice restaurants you'll see written about on this thread. Hell, I really enjoy the chit chat and like to mess with the meseros a little, they often appreciate the banter.
OK, now just pay it forward by doing us all the favor of writing some INTERESTING Field Reports when you get back, will ya?!
Safe Travels,
-- Rippa.
Baxter Slade
08-05-14, 18:49
I'm starting to think waiting untill Monday to cross back instead of a Sunday is not such a good idea after all. I had a slight dilema yesterday when crossing back, for the first time ever the ready lane was longer than the general line. I decided to stay in the ready lane, even though I thought it might be a bad idea due to there always being more lanes for the general line once you reach the agents. I did scope out some people in the general lane to keep an eye on to see who got there first. It was a game of leap frog one lane would surge ahead then the other would do the same. But in the end the general lane inched ahead and won, even though the wait was almost the same. One thing that has changed that makes it a little worse for the general lane, is now the people who are dumped off from the buses join the general line instead of being dumped into the handicap line. The time before I crossed on a Monday I went in the morning and I thought that's why I had such a delay. This time I got in line at 5:45. Pm And the wait was a solid 2 hours.
FRESH 23.
As far as the Ticuan goes I have used the in room safe there many times to keep cash in and never had a problem. When it comes to changing currency I have found you will get a better rate changing it in the USA rather than Tijuana. There are a bunch of Cambios located around the trolley station, in the area right before you cross. As far as what percentage to change that depends on what you want to use the pesos for in Tijuana. You don't have to worry about anyone not accepting dollars. For myself the only real advantage I have found in using pesos is when dealing with SG's while they will always start the negotiations at $20 they will almost always accept 200 pesos which comes out to about an instant $4 savings. You will have no problem finding a cab from The Zona to Ticuan at any hour. When dealing with taxi's I to would ask how much to get to where I'm going. But once you figure out the Gringo prices and the local prices it is best to tell him what you are willing to pay if he says no walk away and another cab will be coming by in seconds. The ride from the zona to Ticaun should be about $3 however if you ask the driver they will usually say $5.
PHORDPHAN.
Thanks for the information on Sotano Suizo I have tried to find that place a few different times. On a Tijuana restaurant map I have used in the past they show the location as being past the Holiday Inn in the area of 20 de Novembre. Now I have a real good idea of where it really is.
PIMPINIT.
I do want to apoligize for Sunday night but you know how it is, Bitches be drunk Bitches be crazy. Well at least the beer bandit didn't get you this time.
Fresh, if it is MILFs with BIG boobs you seek. Then AB is your goldmine my friend.
I do agree with Rippa, don't limit yourself. I love Tropical and the chicas there are not yet as into the routine as AB and HK girls. I know most guys hate fichas (I don't like them either) but since I speak spanish it helps me decide if I want to proceed or cut my losses. I lose $8 but save $52 by not going arriba.
HorseTrader
08-05-14, 23:13
A little about me: I don't speak any Spanish. I usually take solo trips to Tijuana for the sole purpose of mongering, but sometimes come with friends for the "strip club" experience. I am not a bargain monger since I don't go too often, and when I go to HK / AB, I bring 250-350 bucks and hope to have some left at the end of the night. GFE is important to me, at least some aspects of it. I am quite reserved and have a hard time bargaining for services (bargaining on price is standard). I am quite cautious and try to make the trips as low-risk as possible.
Except for the part about not going too often, you just made an accurate description of me.
Have any of you guys seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvurP3syinA
It's kind of old, but still interesting. This guy did a series of shows visiting red light districts all over the world. How one of us would love to have that gig! I like how he "acts" like he never goes all the way with the tutes, but you know damn well he's somewhere getting his scrotum sucked right now! LOLOLOL! I will resume with my Tijuana reports soon. I have about 4 more to go. Until then my friends!
ClamSlammer
08-06-14, 14:56
Has anybody been to Amnesia lately? Instead of a 8 oz ficha bottle of beer for the inflated price of $10, they now serve the ficha beers in a large shot glass. I would estimate it as a 3-4 oz pour. Still $10. LOL. If I didn't live so close I would boycott the joint.
HorseTrader
08-06-14, 18:24
Has anybody been to Amnesia lately? Instead of a 8 oz ficha bottle of beer for the inflated price of $10, they now serve the ficha beers in a large shot glass. I would estimate it as a 3-4 oz pour. Still $10. LOL. If I didn't live so close I would boycott the joint.I'm not an Amnesia fan but I would like to offer my opinion. The $10 is not for the drink, it is rental of the girl. The girls want money, not the drink. One of my HK favorites just nurses a glass of water while we chat and play. Some of the more popular girls are so drunk by the end of their shift they cannot function.
The real question is how much time they spend with you and the quality of that time.
I actually like amnesia. I do however find it hilarious that they trash the zona girls right before they offer me extras. LOL. It's for sure a typical american strip club but what I like is that the girls are not as hardcore at least in my experience.
Having said that it is pricey and not worth it if you are looking to get some action. If you just want to chill and throw some dollars around then it's actually a nice laid back place IMO.
Got an outing booked. Will be there the 23rd. If you are out there and want to grab a drink let me know.
2 Weeks seems like forever!
I should be there on the 23rd as well.
Got an outing booked. Will be there the 23rd. If you are out there and want to grab a drink let me know.
2 Weeks seems like forever!
I'm finally returning to wonderful Tijuana. The last time, mother nature and Murphy's law conspired to deny my escapades. I am taking matters into my own hands this time around and will not be denied. It's been 4 years since my last trip. Way too long. Maybe people who read this will make a journey over to TB and help to restore it to it's glory. There is a window of opportunity here. If enough of us start showing up, we can still find smokin deals and have chicas bonitas for company. Once the popularity returns, so will the gouging. Just a thought. If you see a fat white dude, that's me. Later.
I'm finally returning to wonderful Tijuana. The last time, mother nature and Murphy's law conspired to deny my escapades. I am taking matters into my own hands this time around and will not be denied. It's been 4 years since my last trip. Way too long. Maybe people who read this will make a journey over to TB and help to restore it to it's glory. There is a window of opportunity here. If enough of us start showing up, we can still find smokin deals and have chicas bonitas for company. Once the popularity returns, so will the gouging. Just a thought. If you see a fat white dude, that's me. Later.You mean "TJ" instead of "TB"?
When the cop shop closed down a couple of years ago, the crime went way up. There were choke-outs in broad daylight. I was attacked at high noon on Constitucion. Luckily I was able to fight the guy off and I didn't lose anything but a shirt button. However, a lot of guys weren't so lucky. It got bad enough that the cops reopened the shop.
The zona is a good place to find trouble if you go looking for it, but it may also find you. It's also a good place to get fucked up, in a bad way, if you aren't careful.
It was at noon, a short ways south of the callejon, west side of the street. I was going to look for a SG I'd had before. I heard running footsteps behind me. I didn't think much of it, but it somehow alerted me a split second before this arm came around my neck. I turned quickly, dropping to the ground and threw the guy off balance and he never got the choke hold applied. I was struggling to get up when his partner ran up. I got loose, got up and was ready to beat the shit out of him or die trying. I was as pissed off as I'd ever been. They both took off running like Carl Lewis...Wow, thanks so much Phordphan for your incredibly important report from December 30,2012. I've re-read your report many times in the past couple months. Do you have any idea why those 2 loser muggers targeted you? Just random bad luck, or maybe something else, like attire, or maybe they saw you going arriba the day before as you stepped outside the club to the hotel's staircase, or something else? We can't help but thank you for this incredibly educational report.
Thanks again
Wow, thanks so much Phordphan for your incredibly important report from December 30,2012. I've re-read your report many times in the past couple months. Do you have any idea why those 2 loser muggers targeted you? Just random bad luck, or maybe something else, like attire, or maybe they saw you going arriba the day before as you stepped outside the club to the hotel's staircase, or something else? We can't help but thank you for this incredibly educational report.
Thanks againAt the time the area was experiencing a wave of choke-out robberies. A respected member of another board was choked and robbed, IIRC, on Articulo 123 around the same time. There was a Youtube video, again IIRC, of some poor bastard who got the business near the entrance of Bar Taurino.
Most of it was random bad luck, I think. As far as targeting, perhaps because I'm a gringo, greying hair, walking alone. Attire was a baggy Hawaiian-style shirt (for lack of a better term), and jeans. Not local attire, but hardly something that would draw attention. IIRC, I hadn't been to the zona in a while, so I don't think they were targeting me from a previous visit.
I haven't heard of anything like this happening in a long time. But, to this day I look behind me frequently when walking in the Zona. If I hear steps I'll look around, or step aside with my back to the wall, or something. At the time the recommendation was to walk in the street, although I've not done that. Again, I haven't heard of this happening for quite a while.
Thank you Phordphan. My passport card arrived yesterday, so I'll remember not to pack any Hawaiian-like shirts just in case. I'll also try not to walk nervously, like The Cane implied, but that will be the hardest part for me. The druggy muggers probably look for slightly nervous behaviors to clue them into who might be carrying cash. I imagine even carrying 20 or $40 is enough bait for muggers to want to strike, but some of those zombies are probably trying to detect bigger fish. They know tourists sometimes carry money belts around their wastes, thighs, or arms, and that may be why Tijuana muggers sometimes remove their victims' pants and shoes, probably looking for money belts worn on the waste or thigh, and money in the socks. I'll try not to have bulky pockets. Maybe I'll wear my worn-out jeans with holes, and a dull, fading shirt with holes. The stoner look probably pays. Man, I don't like walking around in stroll areas. Much prefer wearing a suit of armor, also known as a car, but the Tijuana stroll doesn't seem conducive to cars.
Maybe I'll wear my worn-out jeans with holes, and a dull, fading shirt with holes. The stoner look probably pays.I wouldn't advise this look. You might attract the attention of cops or you will look too shabby for the chicas. When you go down the zona dress conservative and look clean. There isn't much else to it. Latin men wear pants a collared shirt and walking shoes.
GolfSexRroll
08-13-14, 17:27
Thank you Phordphan. My passport card arrived yesterday, so I'll remember not to pack any Hawaiian-like shirts just in case. I'll also try not to walk nervously, like The Cane implied, but that will be the hardest part for me. The druggy muggers probably look for slightly nervous behaviors to clue them into who might be carrying cash. I imagine even carrying 20 or $40 is enough bait for muggers to want to strike, but some of those zombies are probably trying to detect bigger fish. They know tourists sometimes carry money belts around their wastes, thighs, or arms, and that may be why Tijuana muggers sometimes remove their victims' pants and shoes, probably looking for money belts worn on the waste or thigh, and money in the socks. I'll try not to have bulky pockets. Maybe I'll wear my worn-out jeans with holes, and a dull, fading shirt with holes. The stoner look probably pays. Man, I don't like walking around in stroll areas. Much prefer wearing a suit of armor, also known as a car, but the Tijuana stroll doesn't seem conducive to cars.
Be aware but not scared. To tell the truth I sweat walking in SD (and I live Dtown) after Midnight, whereas I walk to the boarder anytime day or night. In Tijuana I fear the Cops taking my money, not a ratero! In fact I am on my way to the Zona now wearing my gringo shorts Nike tennis and a Hawaiian shirt. I guarantee I will be bugged by a bum at the trolley station or the useless MTS rent a cop!
LOL. No worries amigo. Always fun sharing a beer with you. I was just sad we cudnt go grab a taco after.
Did that crazy loca puta finally calm the fuck down. I guess she was just jealous bc she wanted the WhiteChocolate all to herself. But I cudnt allow that since she was old and fugleddy and too many other nice putas that I needed to entertain.
Dude, I'm still waiting for my txt message nxt time you go down so we can grab a beer.
PIMPINIT.
I do want to apoligize for Sunday night but you know how it is, Bitches be drunk Bitches be crazy. Well at least the beer bandit didn't get you this time.
Thank you Phordphan. My passport card arrived yesterday, so I'll remember not to pack any Hawaiian-like shirts just in case. I'll also try not to walk nervously, like The Cane implied, but that will be the hardest part for me. The druggy muggers probably look for slightly nervous behaviors to clue them into who might be carrying cash. I imagine even carrying 20 or $40 is enough bait for muggers to want to strike, but some of those zombies are probably trying to detect bigger fish. They know tourists sometimes carry money belts around their wastes, thighs, or arms, and that may be why Tijuana muggers sometimes remove their victims' pants and shoes, probably looking for money belts worn on the waste or thigh, and money in the socks. I'll try not to have bulky pockets. Maybe I'll wear my worn-out jeans with holes, and a dull, fading shirt with holes. The stoner look probably pays. Man, I don't like walking around in stroll areas. Much prefer wearing a suit of armor, also known as a car, but the Tijuana stroll doesn't seem conducive to cars.No need to over think it. I was like that too where I would look at my clothes and think what is the best way to go. Most people I see are actually in t-shirts, jeans and tennis shoes. I wear jeans, polo shirts and casual shoes. No need to dress like a bum. Just wear regular stuff. Once you are there you will see you worried for nothing.
As for being a target. I live in Chicago. I've felt safer walking down articulo 123 at 1 AM than I have driving in Chicagos southside. Just stick to your plan, go straight to where you want and enjoy!
HorseTrader
08-15-14, 19:54
Send me a pm if you would like join me for a beer today or tomorrow. I tend to favor HK but I go wherever I like the look of the girls.
I will be in Tijuana next weekend and wanted to do some other things like check out the town. I am not sure but I believe there is a xolos game on Sunday the 24th? Anyone know what time?
I think there is also bullfights. In any case, what type of activities / events are there?
Thanks!
Super Gato
08-16-14, 03:26
No need to over think it. I was like that too where I would look at my clothes and think what is the best way to go. Most people I see are actually in t-shirts, jeans and tennis shoes. I wear jeans, polo shirts and casual shoes. No need to dress like a bum. Just wear regular stuff. Once you are there you will see you worried for nothing.
As for being a target. I live in Chicago. I've felt safer walking down articulo 123 at 1 AM than I have driving in Chicagos southside. Just stick to your plan, go straight to where you want and enjoy!I agree. The area around HK / AB is perfectly safe. Or at least not dangerous. The people that I see that seem like easy marks are the guys who stand in the middle of the sidewalk and take out a wad of money to count it or flash an expensive watch or smartphone. Then there's the guys that are so shitfaced they can barely stand. If you look like an easy mark (either from one of the girls, a waiter, the cops, or a ratero) you'll be a mark. In Tijuana, San Diego, Des Moines or anywhere else.
I've searched the forum to no avail. Can one of you seasoned gentleman please give me the straight dope on buying viagra in Tijuana. I don't have a prescription. I seem to remember reading about police shakedowns of people buying from the Tijuana pharmacies.
Thanks for any info provided.
I've searched the forum to no avail. Can one of you seasoned gentleman please give me the straight dope on buying viagra in Tijuana. I don't have a prescription. I seem to remember reading about police shakedowns of people buying from the Tijuana pharmacies.
Thanks for any info provided.I am normally a lurker since I don't have much to add that you guys don't already know, but on this one.
Until my last trip, I would say the pharmacy (to the right), directly after you cross the border is a good place. But they gave me some either fake or old Cialis last time (it was a dull, brown, yellow instead of the normal gold-yellow). They sell individual pills in the bathroom at Hong Kong, but I have never tried that.
Viagra and Cialis do not require a prescription in Mexico, you *shouldn't* be hassled by Mexican police (the stories I have heard are for other drugs). On the way back if you bought extra. You probably should declare that you bought a small amount for personal use. The border guards will usually hassle you about getting a prescription (and often straight out lie and say it is a controlled substance), but they always let me through (since it isn't, and I declared it so they can't say I was sneaking it in).
I am normally a lurker since I don't have much to add that you guys don't already know, but on this one.
Until my last trip, I would say the pharmacy (to the right), directly after you cross the border is a good place. But they gave me some either fake or old Cialis last time (it was a dull, brown, yellow instead of the normal gold-yellow). They sell individual pills in the bathroom at Hong Kong, but I have never tried that.
Viagra and Cialis do not require a prescription in Mexico, you *shouldn't* be hassled by Mexican police (the stories I have heard are for other drugs). On the way back if you bought extra. You probably should declare that you bought a small amount for personal use. The border guards will usually hassle you about getting a prescription (and often straight out lie and say it is a controlled substance), but they always let me through (since it isn't, and I declared it so they can't say I was sneaking it in).I've never looked since I don't really need it. But it is interesting to know that they sell it in the bathroom at Hong Kong. Is it out in the open?
ItsMeBeyatch
08-16-14, 19:02
Oh yeah it's out in the open next to the chick lets and snickers bars. They sell it at HK, Adelitas and LC. From what I remember. It is way. Way more expensive in the bathrooms than at the pharmacies. I think I got quoted $15 once. I also don't need it but if helps out after fucking the 3rd girl in about 4 hrs.
I've never looked since I don't really need it. But it is interesting to know that they sell it in the bathroom at Hong Kong. Is it out in the open?.
XOLOS are playing Pumas in Mexico City on the 24th. Game time is 10 AM according to the team's site.
I will be in Tijuana next weekend and wanted to do some other things like check out the town. I am not sure but I believe there is a xolos game on Sunday the 24th? Anyone know what time?
I think there is also bullfights. In any case, what type of activities / events are there?
Thanks!
Oh yeah it's out in the open next to the chick lets and snickers bars. They sell it at HK, Adelitas and LC. From what I remember. It is way. Way more expensive in the bathrooms than at the pharmacies. I think I got quoted $15 once. I also don't need it but if helps out after fucking the 3rd girl in about 4 hrs...Sometimes the towel guy will offer it to you if he doesn't have anyone else to talk to. $10 to $15 in the club, half that in a pharmacy. But then you don't have to worry about carrying it if it stresses you. It is definitely nice if you are staying for more than two. I have to take a Tylenol with it though since I get the headache / backpain.
Oh yeah it's out in the open next to the chick lets and snickers bars. They sell it at HK, Adelitas and LC. From what I remember. It is way. Way more expensive in the bathrooms than at the pharmacies. I think I got quoted $15 once. I also don't need it but if helps out after fucking the 3rd girl in about 4 hrs.
.Nice. $15 is high but if it helps out for a marathon I just might check it out. I've never tried it because I fear any side effects that might end the party early. Especially since I like to have beer and tequila!
XOLOS are playing Pumas in Mexico City on the 24th. Game time is 10 AM according to the team's site.
Crap...just saw it's in Mexico City...
ItsMeBeyatch
08-16-14, 21:47
When I try the little blue pill I get headaches because I also like beer and tequila when I'm in Tijuana, but nothing so serious that it'll end the party. You can buy a generic brand up the street from the zona for less than $5. In my opinion it works the same for me as the Pfizer brand. I'll be in the zona at the end of the month on Labor Day weekend and will be going to check out the bull fights. Xolos don't sell tickets more than 2 weeks out from there gm day when they play in Tijuana. Unless you get a xolos pass which is a season pass from what I've been told. Anyone interested in joining me to a bull fight at the end of the month PM me
Nice. $15 is high but if it helps out for a marathon I just might check it out. I've never tried it because I fear any side effects that might end the party early. Especially since I like to have beer and tequila!
Crap...just saw it's in Mexico City....
New to the scene and unfortunately booked a nice vacation to Mazatlan. Was hoping to get a decent HJ there and wasn't even thinking about brothels in the area. Now I'm searching the web for Brothels / Escorts and saying screw the HJ LOL. Almost having second thoughts about Maz. Tijuana sounds like a great time, girls everywhere, compared to Maz where it's more like a family destination. Anyways, I plan on visiting Tijuana in December, probably around the 1st week (last time off for the year) I know it's pretty far out, but if anyone else is going to be in the area, we should meet up and grab a beer.
I've read alot of other posts on Tijuana and it sounds like crossing the border back into US is going to be a hassle or take hours? I'm from the Bay Area and I'm thinking the easiest thing to do is fly into Tijuana to avoid the border.
As far as bars, Tropical and AB sound like a lot of great fun. I'm the kinda guy who takes a while to cum, maybe 20-30 min or so & I'm figuring I should negotiate with a club girl for an hour at around $100? With the shower, I would be cutting it close to cum in under 30 min. And would hate to get interrupted. I would love to take an escort back to my Hotel instead, but I have to read up more on the rules / other experiences from guys.
Hey BTW, anyone have experience in MAZ? Read up a few things on some bars out there, but looking more of a brothel where I could spend considerably more time. I've never tried greek ever in my life and that is my main mission while down there next month, so any info is greatly appreciated.
Wolf
GolfSexRroll
08-17-14, 00:10
When I try the little blue pill I get headaches because I also like beer and tequila when I'm in Tijuana, but nothing so serious that it'll end the party. You can buy a generic brand up the street from the zona for less than $5. In my opinion it works the same for me as the Pfizer brand. I'll be in the zona at the end of the month on Labor Day weekend and will be going to check out the bull fights. Xolos don't sell tickets more than 2 weeks out from there gm day when they play in Tijuana. Unless you get a xolos pass which is a season pass from what I've been told. Anyone interested in joining me to a bull fight at the end of the month PM me
.Best Price in Tijuana is the tienda / pharmacia across from the Wax Museum (one block EAST of the arch on Primera) $ 2. 50 for one (100 mg) or 4 for $5. Oo (100 mg) They also sell 4 for $3. 00 (50 mg) The counter guy at the register is Mexican / American-perfect English.
ItsMeBeyatch
08-17-14, 02:21
The guy I dealt with had a bald head and spoke great English incase any one didn't know who to talk to. This is 1 of 2 stores that I primarily go to to buy my little blue pills when needed.
Best Price in Tijuana is the tienda / pharmacia across from the Wax Museum (one block EAST of the arch on Primera) $ 2. 50 for one (100 mg) or 4 for $5. Oo (100 mg) They also sell 4 for $3. 00 (50 mg) The counter guy at the register is Mexican / American-perfect English..
Hey BTW, anyone have experience in MAZ? Read up a few things on some bars out there, but looking more of a brothel where I could spend considerably more time. I've never tried greek ever in my life and that is my main mission while down there next month, so any info is greatly appreciated.
WolfThere are a few casas de citas (brothels) in MAZ. You need to get in touch with the Pulmona Drivers (3 wheel taxis). They will take you to them but don't let them see you arrive in a taxi or you will be charged more. Ask to be dropped off a block away. You can tell it is a brothel by the security guys outside (no uniform).
There are freelance places but I didn't see anything when I went. Maybe I was too early.
There are a few casas de citas (brothels) in MAZ. You need to get in touch with the Pulmona Drivers (3 wheel taxis). They will take you to them but don't let them see you arrive in a taxi or you will be charged more. Ask to be dropped off a block away. You can tell it is a brothel by the security guys outside (no uniform).
There are freelance places but I didn't see anything when I went. Maybe I was too early.Thank you for the tip!
I'll be sure to post a detailed report in the 'other' section when I get back, wish there was a section for MAZ but oh well. I want to take some pictures while enjoying the action, so hopefully I can add that into the deal. Really looking to find a girl into Greek / DATY / DFK, but we'll see how it goes. My plan is to ask the madam before I head upstairs with the girl to see what's included, or just ask the girl maybe.
Thank you for the tip!
I'll be sure to post a detailed report in the 'other' section when I get back, wish there was a section for MAZ but oh well. There Is.
Look at Mexico West Coast Other Areas and search the reports. I did one and Tom Jackin did a very current one.
MAZ is a resort town cheaper than the other resort destinations in mexico. IMO you see more locals or mexicans than tourists. At least I did when I was down there. Being that it is located in the state of Sinaloa it makes things a bit more edgy. Hence the availability of *some moderately priced pfp options. There isn't much else to it for the average monger.
IMO a family trip to Acapulco would be more fun. You would have better weather warmer water a more tropical vibe and you would still have access to some pfp although maybe a little more than what you would pay in MAZ.
There Is.
Look at Mexico West Coast Other Areas and search the reports. I did one and Tom Jackin did a very current one.
MAZ is a resort town cheaper than the other resort destinations in mexico. IMO you see more locals or mexicans than tourists. At least I did when I was down there. Being that it is located in the state of Sinaloa it makes things a bit more edgy. Hence the availability of *some moderately priced pfp options. There isn't much else to it for the average monger.
IMO a family trip to Acapulco would be more fun. You would have better weather warmer water a more tropical vibe and you would still have access to some pfp although maybe a little more than what you would pay in MAZ.I think I'll stick to the pulmonias and hit the Casa de citas. I found some info online and I believe they are all south of my hotel, right off the malecon, but we shall see.
Headed down Thursday afternoon and got my room at the Ticuan. It seems the fifth floor is the designated hospital floor, and some of the sixth as well.
I had communication issues trying to set up my Ticuan date. The issues were, my phone was excellent, her phone sucked!
It has been a while since I hit up my favorite taco stand, so that was on the agenda first, and then off to HK. I'm sitting there chatting with maricand when perro z (PZ) comes over. A bit later PZ introduces me to a hottie and I bought some shots; the night just started! After watching the shift change in HK, we headed over to BT.
While I'm sitting on one of the bar stools near the big VIP booth, I saw this tall blonde checking herself out in the mirrored stanchion. I tapped her and assured her that she was indeed looking good. She laughed and then jumped up in my lap. We had a couple drinks together, then she had to change into her "dancer" clothes?
PZ was chasing down the two petit sisters so I lost him for a bit. My new friend returned in her "dancer" clothes, but I liked what she was wearing before she changed. PZ returns and I told him I was going to take her to one of the VIP rooms. When I asked her, she said that had to dance in the next 10-15 minutes. PZ and I both had the "WTF" look on our faces. She asked me to wait and that is when I decided it would be a SG night! I said, "adis!" It was off to LC.
LC seems to be stepping up their game from big girls, to not so big girls. One of the meseros was walking around with a good looking chica and he told me it was her first day. So I had her sit down for a drink. PZ threw out the BS flag on the first day thingy. But I never saw before, but then again, it has been a couple of weeks since I was in LC. One thing was for sure, when she first sat down, her hands were shaking. Either she had Parkinson's disease or she was nervous. I did my best to make feel at ease and the shaking stopped after a few minutes.
Sometime during the night, I went out and did a street girl, and PZ did the same. My street girl brought me to one of the finest hotels in the Zona. I think PZ left for a bit when I was hanging with my (phone sucked) favorite that is now working at Adelita. We left Adelita because I was tanked and I just had to see my x-wife at Malquerida. After a couple of drinks there, we rolled / stumbled into Bar Gloria. After a drink there with one of my favorites, PZ and I made a command decision to get some spicy shrimp tacos.
So while we were eating spicy shrimp tacos, we met this freelancer who told us she was new to the scene. Well of course PZ and I wanted to help her out and we took her over to CC for a drink. Hell, we liked her! I had a big room at the Ticuan, let's do this! In the taxi, I tried to make her look less like a prostituta; but I failed big time. I tried to adjust her skinned tight pants to cover her panties; nothing I did made a difference.
I told PZ we had to make it to the elevator as quick as possible; I didn't want to damage my relations with the hotel. So, we successfully got the prostituta into the room without any issues. Once in the room, we all abused the tequila that I brought. Our new friend, she wasn't shy at all. She did whatever we wanted. I'm not a youngster like PZ, so I didn't even try to keep pace. If I had tried to keep pace with the young stud, I might have ended up as a patient in Hospital Ticuan!
It turned out to be quite a night and PZ turned out to be a great running mate.
Just learned today that US Customs will start fining people that cross without a passport soon.
AnimalDiante
08-21-14, 04:24
I've been lurking here for like 2 months while saving up enough loot to take a quick trip down, this weekend I finally have it all booked. Taking a greyhound from OC to the border and will be staying 1 night somewhere. Super stoked and just want to thank everyone for all the insightful posts, hope it goes well for me.
DJ FourMoney
08-21-14, 10:05
Thank you Phordphan. My passport card arrived yesterday, so I'll remember not to pack any Hawaiian-like shirts just in case. I'll also try not to walk nervously, like The Cane implied, but that will be the hardest part for me. The druggy muggers probably look for slightly nervous behaviors to clue them into who might be carrying cash. I imagine even carrying 20 or $40 is enough bait for muggers to want to strike, but some of those zombies are probably trying to detect bigger fish. They know tourists sometimes carry money belts around their wastes, thighs, or arms, and that may be why Tijuana muggers sometimes remove their victims' pants and shoes, probably looking for money belts worn on the waste or thigh, and money in the socks. I'll try not to have bulky pockets. Maybe I'll wear my worn-out jeans with holes, and a dull, fading shirt with holes. The stoner look probably pays. Man, I don't like walking around in stroll areas. Much prefer wearing a suit of armor, also known as a car, but the Tijuana stroll doesn't seem conducive to cars.Don't be paranoid, I've been down several times, walked from the boarder to the Zona at night been down 123 as well. Maybe I am on borrowed time, maybe not. Whatever the case, just be cautious, parts of America are more dangerous.
Stroll area? You mean the alley behind HK / AB? No danger there either.
Police are everywhere in the Zona.
I've been lurking here for like 2 months while saving up enough loot to take a quick trip down, this weekend I finally have it all booked. Taking a greyhound from OC to the border and will be staying 1 night somewhere. Super stoked and just want to thank everyone for all the insightful posts, hope it goes well for me.Have fun! It'll be a blast. I've been here a few hours and already asking myself why I don't come more often. Then I look in my wallet and remember.
Don't be paranoid, I've been down several times, walked from the boarder to the Zona at night been down 123 as well. Maybe I am on borrowed time, maybe not. Whatever the case, just be cautious, parts of America are more dangerous.
Stroll area? You mean the alley behind HK / AB? No danger there either.
Police are everywhere in the Zona.I agree that it's not a cause to be paranoid, but I wouldn't get too comfortable either. Being from Chicago I've had to learn to be confidently cautious but if you are not from a similar environment it can be intimidating. But like DJ said, it's pretty safe if you use basic common sense.
Exoticspirit
08-22-14, 02:26
I went to Tijuana for a quick afternoon a few years ago and found it very safe even walking to the Zona (since it was daytime). I had a chick from Adelitas which was an okay experience. I just did not like using the short time room and having the cleanup crew waiting outside ready for their tips, etc. But the price as well as the street tacos were right.
I generally prefer to bring a girl back to my hotel room much like with other destinations as I feel more privacy and just more comfortable in my own hotel room environment. Is this possible in Tijuana, ie. , staying at a local hotel within safe walking distance and bringing girls from HK or Adelitas back? If so, what would be the average prices and durations?
Mr Enternational
08-22-14, 03:37
Don't be paranoid, I've been down several times, walked from the boarder to the Zona at night been down 123 as well. Maybe I am on borrowed time, maybe not. I'm in time debt like a mf then. Because I have been doing it for 24 years and nothing has happened to me yet.
Super Gato
08-22-14, 04:01
I went to Tijuana for a quick afternoon a few years ago and found it very safe even walking to the Zona (since it was daytime). I had a chick from Adelitas which was an okay experience. I just did not like using the short time room and having the cleanup crew waiting outside ready for their tips, etc. But the price as well as the street tacos were right.
I generally prefer to bring a girl back to my hotel room much like with other destinations as I feel more privacy and just more comfortable in my own hotel room environment. Is this possible in Tijuana, ie. , staying at a local hotel within safe walking distance and bringing girls from HK or Adelitas back? If so, what would be the average prices and durations?The girls at AB and HK will only go to their respective hotels during their shift. If you get to know some of the girls they will agree to meet you on a day off or after their shift but they're most likely not going to go off with you if they don't know you.
The other option is the salida where you pay the club a barfine and then work out a rate with the girl for an all nighter. I actually like the 30 minute encounters or see favorites outside the clubs so I haven't kept up on the salida fee or what a girl would want for toda la noche. It won't be cheap.
Exoticspirit
08-22-14, 04:10
The girls at AB and HK will only go to their respective hotels during their shift. Are the rooms at these hotels noisy? Would be nice to get a good night's sleep too during my stay. I probably would not go for an all nighter - 1-2 hours is fine with me. Just better in my own private room as opposed to one of those quickie rooms and under the 30 min time clock.
Guitarrefreak
08-22-14, 04:10
The girls at AB and HK will only go to their respective hotels during their shift. If you get to know some of the girls they will agree to meet you on a day off or after their shift but they're most likely not going to go off with you if they don't know you.
The other option is the salida where you pay the club a barfine and then work out a rate with the girl for an all nighter. I actually like the 30 minute encounters or see favorites outside the clubs so I haven't kept up on the salida fee or what a girl would want for toda la noche. It won't be cheap.For HK, the latest I have heard is 280 USD.
Rad Action
08-22-14, 04:24
Hello,
Everyone. Long-time world-wide monger, first-time poster. I've just returned from yet another fun-filled trip to Tijuana. I went to most of the clubs, and I notice that SO many women are busy with talking to each other and using their cellphones. There is no way in hell I will interrupt them while they're busy. They are communicating to me loud and clear that their phones are more important to them than the customers. They are hypnotized to their iPhones, and they don't acknowledge horny guys wanting to give them business.
What does anyone else think about this? I've had terrific session with each lady I've been with, but it takes a while to screen out those who are apathetic. Am I making too much out of the phones? I believe they are taking a lot of the fun out of the Tijuana experience by creating artificial barriers and making the women appear to be less interested about making money.
Exoticspirit
08-22-14, 16:20
For HK, the latest I have heard is 280 USD.Does anyone have quotations from the ladies for an hour up at the HK hotel?
KC Questor
08-22-14, 23:50
They are hypnotized to their iPhones, and they don't acknowledge horny guys wanting to give them business.I had dreams of bringing a cell phone jammer into the club just to see how many of them would freak out not being able to text for a few minutes.
(To be fair, I have the same fantasy about a movie theater, restaurant, or classroom on any US campus.).
SleazySteve
08-23-14, 01:59
For HK, the latest I have heard is 280 USD.Is the $280 for all-night that you are referring to the price for the girl, the price for the barfine, or the total price?
From what I have experienced they aren't texting (believe it or not), they are playing video games. I guess its all the same. They aren't giving us their undivided attention and I do find it strange as well. It seems to me like they would rather be somewhere else. Looking at it from their side maybe they just get bored. I know one lady who knows all the words to all the songs at the HK. Jusy my. 02 - Happy Friday!
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Spectrum Tj
08-23-14, 03:26
I've searched the forum to no avail. Can one of you seasoned gentleman please give me the straight dope on buying viagra in Tijuana. I don't have a prescription. I seem to remember reading about police shakedowns of people buying from the Tijuana pharmacies.
Thanks for any info provided.Hey,
I can get you Generic Viagra, MAxfort 100 mg. I live in Tijuana and work in SD. I have regular customers that have use Maxfort and work fine. The pills are $10 a pill delivered in SD.
Is the $280 for all-night that you are referring to the price for the girl, the price for the barfine, or the total price?That would be the "salida" or bar fine.
Guitarrefreak
08-23-14, 04:46
Is the $280 for all-night that you are referring to the price for the girl, the price for the barfine, or the total price?Barfine, as senor phordpan pointed out.
Whatever else is ADDITIONAL.
SleazySteve
08-24-14, 19:20
That would be the "salida" or bar fine.Yowza, that's steep! Thanks.
SleazySteve
08-24-14, 19:32
So I haven't even gotten to use my shiny new passport card yet and I hear its pretty much useless since everybody has one now. So its time to bite the bullet and go through the Sentri process. I'm a bit confused looking at CBP website though. Does Global Entry automatically include Sentri privileges? It looks to me like a Sentri Card ends up costing $160 while Global Entry only costs $100 but includes a Sentri card? How could that be right? In addition you can do the Global Entry interview at pretty much any airport so that would be a bonus. If any fellow poster with knowledge on this subject could chime in that would be great. Thanks guys.
HorseTrader
08-24-14, 20:28
So I haven't even gotten to use my shiny new passport card yet and I hear its pretty much useless since everybody has one now. So its time to bite the bullet and go through the Sentri process. I'm a bit confused looking at CBP website though. Does Global Entry automatically include Sentri privileges? It looks to me like a Sentri Card ends up costing $160 while Global Entry only costs $100 but includes a Sentri card? How could that be right? In addition you can do the Global Entry interview at pretty much any airport so that would be a bonus. If any fellow poster with knowledge on this subject could chime in that would be great. Thanks guys.I paid $100 for my global entry about a year ago. It does include a SENTRI stamp and it lasts 5 years. The interview was available at many airports.
It also includes TSA per screen, which ends your airport security waits.
I paid $100 for my global entry about a year ago. It does include a SENTRI stamp and it lasts 5 years. The interview was available at many airports.
It also includes TSA per screen, which ends your airport security waits.I got my GOES before it included SENTRI, so I had to endure Nappy's anal probe twice. And the SENTRI interview could only be done at a US / MX border point, SY being the closest. Has that changed? Had I waited I could have gone to one interview at LAX and avoided the one in SY altogether?
HorseTrader
08-25-14, 13:04
I got my GOES before it included SENTRI, so I had to endure Nappy's anal probe twice. And the SENTRI interview could only be done at a US / MX border point, SY being the closest. Has that changed? Had I waited I could have gone to one interview at LAX and avoided the one in SY altogether?Yes. Mine was all done online and at a nearby international airport.
Ninguno Especial
08-26-14, 05:53
I've searched the forum to no avail. Can one of you seasoned gentleman please give me the straight dope on buying viagra in Tijuana. I don't have a prescription. I seem to remember reading about police shakedowns of people buying from the Tijuana pharmacies.
Thanks for any info provided.1 Block East of the Arch at Revolucion on the Primera or 1st street pedestrian route. Across from the Wax Museum is a little pharmacy. They have a pack of 6 pills 50 MG each for a whopping $3. US or 50 cents each. They also have 100 MG tabs but not sure the price, maybe 6 tabs for $6. Very popular stop for many gringos.
ItsMeBeyatch
08-26-14, 07:07
I have this chica that I'm going to hook up with on sat. She is asking for $150 for all Saturday night. $200 for her time till Sunday. We will be going out on Saturday or at least that is the plan. I've actually never had a overnight escort in Tijuana only street girls and bar girls. Do these prices sound reasonable? This chica is very hot in my opinion and I am a picky mofo.
This chica is Bi so I'm hoping she is down to go to the zona. If not then a strip club in Tijuana.
I have this chica that I'm going to hook up with on sat. She is asking for $150 for all Saturday night. $200 for her time till Sunday. We will be going out on Saturday or at least that is the plan. I've actually never had a overnight escort in Tijuana only street girls and bar girls. Do these prices sound reasonable? This chica is very hot in my opinion and I am a picky mofo.
This chica is Bi so I'm hoping she is down to go to the zona. If not then a strip club in Tijuana.That's a great rate but you will spend a lot more on drinks and food when you take her out. In that kind of a situation I'd make it very clear what is expected of her both in and out of the bedroom.
That's a lot of money to lose on a half assed session. Lock up your stuff before she comes over.
ItsMeBeyatch
08-26-14, 07:41
I've already banged her and we discussed again about the bedroom. The thing I didn't really think about is out of the bedroom. Any advise or anyone have a bad situation or better yet a great situation that I might need to talk about with the chica? When should the payment happen? I usually pay at the end of session. I plan on fucking her then going out and coming back to the hotel and calling it a night with some good night banging to close out the night.
Not to worried about the money spent on going out as I would spend it on myself anyway and 1 extra person won't kill my pockets. At least that's what I'm hoping for. I also hope my football & UFC wagers at caliente will bring better luck then the World Cup did so it won't put that big of a dent in my wallet.
That's a great rate but you will spend a lot more on drinks and food when you take her out. In that kind of a situation I'd make it very clear what is expected of her both in and out of the bedroom.
That's a lot of money to lose on a half assed session. Lock up your stuff before she comes over..
Just did a second weekend visit to Tijuana and realized for the first time that there is a beach and boardwalk area. If you are like me and need to get away from the strip to do something during the day, I recommend checking it out. $7-$8 taxi ride from the strip. Several restaurants line the road. The beach is more family oriented (no girls parading around in skimpy bikinis) and not too spectacular, but nice waves and breeze. No chicas (this may be a time that you actually would need to take "sand to the beach".
Just thought I'd share this for anyone interested.
Ninguno Especial
08-26-14, 16:23
1 Block East of the Arch at Revolucion on the Primera or 1st street pedestrian route. Across from the Wax Museum is a little pharmacy. They have a pack of 6 pills 50 MG each for a whopping $3. US or 50 cents each. They also have 100 MG tabs but not sure the price, maybe 6 tabs for $6. Very popular stop for many gringos.Correction: Not a 6 pack of 50 MG but a 4 pack for $3. The 100 MG are about the same price per MG as I recall.
GolfSexRroll
08-26-14, 17:29
Correction: Not a 6 pack of 50 MG but a 4 pack for $3. The 100 MG are about the same price per MG as I recall.The 100 mg 4 pack is $5. 00.
They have 100's of boxes of both concentration in the counter display on the pharamicia side! Like a Generic Viagra(Figral) dollar store! I buy 10 boxes at a time for friends at home. I have a USA prescription for Viagra (TOO EXPENSIVE in USA) but it would be completely useless of course if questioned at the border seeing I bought it in Mexico!
Quick Love
08-26-14, 21:04
Anyone plan on being in Tijuana during the labor day weekend. PM me. I'll buy you a beer. I have been overdosing myself on Tijuana for the last few months. I have been going every other weekend. For the last about 5 months now. I love that place. I usually go solo, just looking for some cool people to have a beer with and share some good stories while enjoying some lady action.
DJ FourMoney
08-29-14, 06:44
Hello,
Everyone. Long-time world-wide monger, first-time poster. I've just returned from yet another fun-filled trip to Tijuana. I went to most of the clubs, and I notice that SO many women are busy with talking to each other and using their cellphones. There is no way in hell I will interrupt them while they're busy. They are communicating to me loud and clear that their phones are more important to them than the customers. They are hypnotized to their iPhones, and they don't acknowledge horny guys wanting to give them business.
What does anyone else think about this? I've had terrific session with each lady I've been with, but it takes a while to screen out those who are apathetic. Am I making too much out of the phones? I believe they are taking a lot of the fun out of the Tijuana experience by creating artificial barriers and making the women appear to be less interested about making money.Okay I am going to make an un-political correct post.
Firstly most of the mongers that frequent these places are not in the first flush of youth, not in the best shape and do not have well-groomed facial hair.
Do you really think this is appealing to women half your age? Very unlikely, they are there to earn money from you. Obviously if they continue to stare at their phones they are not interested in you. Is this an assumption on your part to believe all the ladies are interested in the dollars in your pocket? Or do you believe you are free to nominate the woman you want to stick your dick into and she must accept?
Like most service oriented vices, the provider has first rights to refuse your business on ANY grounds they want.
You said you have been able to continue to get good service despite the increased phone activity. Yes you're making too much of it; likely exposing your age / generation that grew up without smartphones and talking about a generation, even in Mexico that has been raised with the internet and devices that access it.
How is it creating an artificial barrier?
Hello,
Everyone. Long-time world-wide monger, first-time poster. I've just returned from yet another fun-filled trip to Tijuana. I went to most of the clubs, and I notice that SO many women are busy with talking to each other and using their cellphones. There is no way in hell I will interrupt them while they're busy. They are communicating to me loud and clear that their phones are more important to them than the customers. They are hypnotized to their iPhones, and they don't acknowledge horny guys wanting to give them business.
What does anyone else think about this? I've had terrific session with each lady I've been with, but it takes a while to screen out those who are apathetic. Am I making too much out of the phones? I believe they are taking a lot of the fun out of the Tijuana experience by creating artificial barriers and making the women appear to be less interested about making money.Before the session tell her:
"fingir que me amas. ".
Mr Enternational
08-29-14, 14:33
It seems you are longing for articicial love / interest and to be catered to. They are there for money and you are there for sex. If you approach them ready to make the transaction then I am sure you will have their full attention. I know there are different types of mongers though. Some would rather the girl approach them and act like they are interested or choosing them. It's your dick and your money. If you see someone you would like to fuck then get your ass off your shoulders and let them know.
When I walk into a store I want to be left alone to do my thing. I don't need the salesperson to approach me and follow me around asking if I need help. When I am ready then I will go to her with any questions or to make my purchase. How many times have you gone to a hooker spot and chicks who are not your type keep bothering you? I would rather have them looking at their phones and talking to friends and then I let whichever I want know that I am ready for them, whether it be to join me at the table or in a room.
It just does'nt help using " F, be and various combo" at a CPB female staff, I know personally the CPB staff tend to get-off path at times. Guys just give them credit for what they are doing. Secondary is not going to be fun when you are plucked by four CPB male staff.
Let us just help CPB staff out the best one can do with the lines being 3 hrs (General) and Ready (2 hrs).
I was asked a zip line of questions in spanish and I just stared at him. Than in english " You have anything to declare?" No "Where are you going? San Deigo.
Let us do our very best and support the CPB process
GolfSexRroll
09-01-14, 06:08
It just does'nt help using " F, be and various combo" at a CPB female staff, I know personally the CPB staff tend to get-off path at times. Guys just give them credit for what they are doing. Secondary is not going to be fun when you are plucked by four CPB male staff.
Let us just help CPB staff out the best one can do with the lines being 3 hrs (General) and Ready (2 hrs).
I was asked a zip line of questions in spanish and I just stared at him. Than in english " You have anything to declare?" No "Where are you going? San Deigo.
Let us do our very best and support the CPB process I go to Tijuana every week, sometimes twice a week. I just got home standing in the general line for two hours that usually takes 30 minutes. You are telling me they are not MILKING the Double time pay for Holiday work? This SHIT happens EVERY holiday. NO WAY! I am NOT a fan.
HorseTrader
09-01-14, 19:46
I go to Tijuana every week, sometimes twice a week. I just got home standing in the general line for two hours that usually takes 30 minutes. You are telling me they are not MILKING the Double time pay for Holiday work? This SHIT happens EVERY holiday. NO WAY! I am NOT a fan.I agree with sound7. It doesn't do any good to give the agents any grief. At best it will only slow the process for you and everybody behind you. Also keep in mind that ISIS has caused serious security concerns and that ISIS has successfully recruited Americans that might look exactly like anybody walking across that boarder. With the holiday and ISIS (and other threats), we should all expect crossing delays.
When you get your GE or SENTRI card you will cross without delay. You will wish you did it sooner.....so don't be late!!
There is no way of telling if any of the agents are milking the system for premium holiday pay. It certainly is possible.
ItsMeBeyatch
09-01-14, 23:46
At noon it was a 2 hr wait minimum. I was 40 min into it and had to use plan be since I had a 3:30 flight (southwest flight was delayed till 4) and still had to catch the trolley then the 992 bus. I saw a fellow monger on the 992 bus going to the airport. I remember seeing him in Tijuana. This was at 2:17 at the broadway & kettner bus stop.
Baxter Slade
09-02-14, 04:12
With the long weekend. It seemed like a good time to at least spend a little time in Tijuana. I tried to book a room for Sunday night but everything online said they were soldout. So I started looking for an alternate. I like to stay somewhere around Las Pulgas, it makes it more convient to get back to the room since I usually end up there. I decided to give Hotel Aqua Rio a try. This hotel has the same owners as the Ticuan, but is nowhere near as nice. I guess it wouldn't be a bad choice if your on a budget. The price was around 30 dollars. The rooms were clean and the shower had good water pressure. However the 2 major problems were no air conditioner (room was a hot box) and the parking sucked.
I spent Sunday afternoon hanging out in Adelita and HK. I had expected things to be packed. But Adelita was pretty empty and Hk seemed like a regular Sunday. I ended up meeting up with the MBGF in Tanapa bar, or something that sounds like that over on 1st st. Not a bad place to hang out if you just want to relax and have a drink. While sitting there the MBGF started schooling me on how the Zona works. She says " when I use to work en the bar Its muy importante you become an occtriz. " It took a little while to figure out what she was saying. But she was saying she learned how to become an actress. I don't know why but that just struck me as being funny, but they are entertaners. Maybe to coincide with the Oscars we could nominate chicas for an academy award. Here are a couple catogories, best performance in the sack, or while getting a ficha.
I headed back on Labor day around 12:30 p. M when I got in the ready lane from previous experience it looked like it was a 2 hour wait. However for some reason Cbp seemed to be manipulating the line. It turned out to be only a 45 minute wait. As soon as they let us through the turnstyle, there was no one in the building, and you could walk right up to the agent. Never seen that before.
At noon it was a 2 hr wait minimum. I was 40 min into it and had to use plan be since I had a 3:30 flight (southwest flight was delayed till 4) and still had to catch the trolley then the 992 bus. I saw a fellow monger on the 992 bus going to the airport. I remember seeing him in Tijuana. This was at 2:17 at the broadway & kettner bus stop.Just got back from Tijuana today and it was no wait for Ready Lane and Sentri. General looked like 10 min top. If time is of concern, I suggest this for convenience. Also, while going into Tijuana, we crossed over to the enter US side and got a cab for 90 pesos to Zone. Yes, 90 pesos, the trip back was 100 pesos. Cheapest fare yet from Otay.
ThrowAway3602
09-02-14, 11:47
Hey guys,
Are any bars having two girl teams that'll both join you upstairs? Any particular ones better than the others for this? Or any street girls that are standing in pairs that will go up together? Any tips?
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