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Hargow20
10-01-15, 15:25
So it would appear that from these reports that the police are now searching and shaking Americans down randomly for no apparent reason. It's time to start complaining and reporting this. I am wondering where the best place to complain about this is.

Artisttyp
10-01-15, 17:09
Artisttyp,

My bad. I'm usually on point when it comes to grammar. Perhaps Montezuma's Revenge got the best of me as I was writing that. .No Problem Amigo. You just don't want your lengthy report to go unread.

Welcome to ISG and the sewer known as Tijuana.

FlapJacK
10-01-15, 19:42
Just hit up Tijuana (Mexico in general) for the first time Saturday. I took a cab to La Coahuila just after crossing the border around 5:00 pm. I went by myself, but did a lot of research online beforehand. So I got out of the cab and almost instantly, someone directs me to a particular bar, followed by an offer to get me whatever drugs I need. I told him I'm not here for that, having heard about the horrors endured by Americans caught with drugs in Mexico. However, I was still a bit nervous since I read the cops will harass you even for simply verbally refusing the dealers. I hit up the street taco vendor at Calle Coahuila and Ninos Heroes since that's where the locals were mostly eating. So after my quick meal, I headed around the corner to check out the paraditas. But right as I was approaching Callejon Coahuila, two police officers appeared to just finish patting someone down, then quickly turned to me and told me to get up against the wall. One asked if I speak Spanish, to which I replied, 'poquito'. He started asking me where I came from, what's my name, show him my ID, why am I here (I told him 'por las chicas' how much money do I have, etc. So they searched my pockets and handed me my money and my phone after taking them out. I had two wads of cash on me ($20's in one and smaller bills in the other). So he took the other wad out and fiddled with it for a bit before putting it back in my pocket. They said something about cameras and taking me to the police station. My Spanish isn't great but I could ascertain that they supposedly caught me doing something illegal and were going to take me in. So I told them I've only been there for 20 minutes and I just came from the you. S, got out the taxi, and ate some tacos. That's it. While they continued to pat me down, I asked, "Quieres algo de mi?" I heard that they usually want a small bribe and you're better off just giving it to them. So he looked at me like "Huh?" and I just stayed silent. I don't think offering a bribe can backfire like it could in the states, but I don't know for sure. So they finished patting me down, I asked "Todo bien?" and they both shook my hand like it was an honor to meet me (like two or three times each, LOL!) and sent me on my way. But I wasn't sure if they took some of my money or not. So I walked through my options of street girls, keeping in mind to focus on the ones who are showing their torso so I know what I'm getting for the most part (structurally at least). I saw a few really pretty faces but their torsos were covered, and I saw a few really nice torsos with OK faces. I was conflicted. Usually I'd go with the latter but I was really hoping to get top-notch value. So I walked down and back, not able to make up my mind. There was a really cute, medium brown, petite girl that I saw right away at Ninos Heroes and Callejon, but her torso was concealed. She was the one that stood out most among the paraditas in my mind and who I kept considering. But I couldn't tell if she had a tight stomach or not. There was another real cute one too, but she was snatched up within the few seconds I paused to think about going for her (dammit!) A few minutes later, a guy asked me in English what happened with the police and I told him what happened. He told me to get their badge numbers and report them. But I told him I did my research and felt it was best to let it go. He then referred me to this website. So thanks man, if you're reading. I went into Adelita, went into the bathroom, and counted my money (cops didn't take anything! I grabbed a beer and sat at the bar where I was approached by two or three fair-skinned blondes, one after another, asking me a few ice breaker questions and if I would buy them a drink. I politely declined since my preference is morenas. Disappointed in the selection (I know, it was still early), I left and surveyed the paraditas again. Still unable to make a decision, I tried to get into Hong Kong, but one door man was taking his sweet-ass time with the guy in front of me, admitting others while talking to him, and ignoring me. I looked at the other door man and he just deferred back to the other guy. Are all the employees at HK jags? Disappointed at this, I walked away and was warmly welcomed into Las Chavelas. There were a few mediocre women in the front, which I passed by before ordering another beer. I walk into the back where I met Sandra. A stunning face sitting at one of the tables. I didn't even concern myself with the fact that her abs were concealed, since her face was so pretty. I bought her a drink and spoke a bit with her before going up to the hotel. My plan was to get a really cute girl and book two hours with her to hit it a couple times (I made sure the offer was for "todos servicios") and get her to teach me some Spanish. So she said that would be $100 and then it was like $54 for the room. Not bad compared to USA Prices but still too much compared to my expectations of Tijuana. We agreed on an hour for $60 ($27 for the room). I asked her if we can go to a cheaper hotel but I think they have to use the one next to the bar they work at (or maybe they feel safer doing so? She took off her clothes and she had saggy abs. And I'm not sure if it was that, the condom (I'm used to going raw with my wife), or just the hint of nerves that come with a white boy's first time in Mexico, by himself at that (maybe all of the above); but I was having "problems". Man, I often regret all the porn I used to watch. I eventually got it up and stuck it in, and she got really into it. Unfortunately, Mr. Happy wasn't all so into it. After going at it for a while and not finishing (I didn't at least; she seemed to really enjoy it), I got a decent conversation to help me learn the language. We both took a shower, then as she left she kept telling me "Cuidado". It was dark out by then. So I bought a Viagra from the hotel store and went back to the paraditas. Again, couldn't decide. Went back to Adelita, which was pretty lively at that point. I ordered a beer and could tell one of the girls was trying to gain position on me while I was facing the bar, trying to completely block my exit from the bar. So I tried to sneak around her after I got my beer and she caught me. Hello! One of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen, short hair (I like), and braces. Her name is Denise. I don't know why, but I really like braces. And she was very assertive so I knew she would be a good lay. She kept calling me guapo, pulling on my beard, and using it to pull me into her repeatedly as if she was banging me right there, making sex sounds while doing so. Ok, she will probably be a lot of fun in bed. Again, abs were concealed, but everything else seemed to make up for the potential shortcoming. We sat at a table and had a few drinks while she kept grinding on my lap and showing me her ass and tits. Shit, the Viagra wasn't working and she grabbed my junk and asked me if it was dead. I gave her a gentle slap on the face for that. So she suggested a shot of tequila. She started the negotiations at $60 por todo. I checked my cash. Shit, that's all I had and I left my debit card in my car across the border. So she said to just pay for the hotel and give the rest to her. We finished our drinks, she made her move to get up, and said "El cuarto". So we went up, and she undressed. Yup, as I read in another post, wonder bra and spandex go a long way for a woman. She was OK, but you could tell she had kids. Saggy abs again. I was ready to go anyway, I guess the Viagra kind of kicked in. But I took a really long time and she kept telling me to finish. I told her that I won't be able to finish if she kept telling me to finish, so she said OK and kept quiet. I think it was starting to hurt her. She straight up worked that shit though for the first half of the session (so did Sandra BTW). I finally blew my load and we got dressed and left. Oh shit! It's dark and I don't have cab fare! Fortunately, I was able to walk to the border without getting jumped and waited two hours to get back to the states. Man, I straight up had my head on a swivel the whole walk back to the border. Just thought my first time in Tijuana made for a good story, especially in this forum, and hoping for any feedback you all can provide.

Thanks!Its best to take the Viagra when you first arrive and don't drink too many beers with it as is can dull the effect of Viagra or make it not work at all.

I sometime will get a coffee after taking it and that really gets its going.

If I drink beer, I usually only drink 2 beers and try to drink them pretty slow while I check things out and drink bottle water after that.

As for the police I'm not sure what going on lately, I haven't been down in a few months but usually try to avoid walking anywhere out of the zona but sometimes if I arrive in the day time I will walk to the zona taking the tourist path to revolution, before walking down the hill into the zona.

Jackie888
10-01-15, 22:38
Its best to take the Viagra when you first arrive and don't drink too many beers with it as is can dull the effect of Viagra or make it not work at all.

I sometime will get a coffee after taking it and that really gets its going.

If I drink beer, I usually only drink 2 beers and try to drink them pretty slow while I check things out and drink bottle water after that.

As for the police I'm not sure what going on lately, I haven't been down in a few months but usually try to avoid walking anywhere out of the zona but sometimes if I arrive in the day time I will walk to the zona taking the tourist path to revolution, before walking down the hill into the zona.I prefer to take a small portion at a time. 1/3 of a 100 MG pill, three times over 12 hours. The reasons are: less face flushing side effect, less dick numbness allowing me to finish normally, and a full 100 MG only lasts me 6 hours leaving me a "what the fuck do I do now" if I meet a nice girl after the effect wore off and I cannot take another one for 24 hours. Frankly most of my performance problems in the past were due to psychological issues rather than physical. Probably too much porn thereby desensitizing real normal sex. And probably explains why I was into threesomes and nuttier sex. Anyways enough of my personal shit. The point is that in addition to what you said, ED drugs intake can be spread out. A full 100 MG doesn't give me a bigger boner nor stronger boner, it just extends the time that it is effective.

DFWdude
10-01-15, 22:56
I have not been to Tijuana for about 4 years, I moved to Northern California and its not that easy to get down there as it was when I lived in LA. What is the best time now (shortest wait) to cross back to the USA on pedestrian? Does global entry do me any good? I am partially disabled and standing in line for 90-120 minutes will kill me. Also where is the best places now to find a chica that will offer BBFS with CIP ending? I travel to Germany 2 x-3 x a year for what Germans call "AO" sex. (no condom).

TomJackin
10-01-15, 23:18
I have not been to Tijuana for about 4 years, I moved to Northern California and its not that easy to get down there as it was when I lived in LA. What is the best time now (shortest wait) to cross back to the USA on pedestrian? Does global entry do me any good? I am partially disabled and standing in line for 90-120 minutes will kill me. Also where is the best places now to find a chica that will offer BBFS with CIP ending? I travel to Germany 2 x-3 x a year for what Germans call "AO" sex. (no condom).Global Entry is good in the Sentri line. You will breeze through the border.

FlapJacK
10-02-15, 02:36
I prefer to take a small portion at a time. 1/3 of a 100 MG pill, three times over 12 hours. The reasons are: less face flushing side effect, less dick numbness allowing me to finish normally, and a full 100 MG only lasts me 6 hours leaving me a "what the fuck do I do now" if I meet a nice girl after the effect wore off and I cannot take another one for 24 hours. Frankly most of my performance problems in the past were due to psychological issues rather than physical. Probably too much porn thereby desensitizing real normal sex. And probably explains why I was into threesomes and nuttier sex. Anyways enough of my personal shit. The point is that in addition to what you said, ED drugs intake can be spread out. A full 100 MG doesn't give me a bigger boner nor stronger boner, it just extends the time that it is effective.Agree, I break mine in half and I'm good for all night. I take it only to enhance the experience.

Ccccccc
10-05-15, 03:54
Any info on what this place is like? The idea of a nice massage, privacy, no smoke, etc appeals to me, but I'd like to know more about how it works and haven't seen any info.

http://nbelitemenspa.com/

TomJackin
10-05-15, 05:43
Any info on what this place is like? The idea of a nice massage, privacy, no smoke, etc appeals to me, but I'd like to know more about how it works and haven't seen any info.

http://nbelitemenspa.com/Looking at the Web site; the prices suck!

Is this your place mister one time poster?

Artisttyp
10-05-15, 06:38
Looking at the Web site; the prices suck!

Is this your place mister one time poster?Is this place located on Twilight Zona Y Revolucion?

They better trim my butt hairs with their teeth for that kind of money.

Ccccccc
10-05-15, 07:31
Looking at the Web site; the prices suck!

Is this your place mister one time poster?No! Not my site. Planning my first trip to Tijuana. I'm not overly concerned with costs, I just want quality and am, frankly, not a huge fan of strip clubs or loud bars, so it seemed like a nice alternative.

Certainly not my website, it would be much better!

TomJackin
10-05-15, 21:04
A little history first. I met Sal and his wife several years ago while having Sunday brunch in San Diego. Sal is a retired doctor who lives in Tijuana, in the La Mesa area. I spent a lot of time with Sal and his wife in Tijuana and I know the couple well. In the last five years, Sal's family had 5 cars stolen and he continues to be frustrated with the so called law enforcement provided by the city.

I saw the couple in San Diego while having Sunday brunch and he told me this story. He said that last Saturday, him and his wife met another couple for lunch in San Diego. He was returning to his house in Tijuana around 3 in the afternoon. He was stopped by the Tijuana monkeys. He asked why he was stopped and he was told that he ran a red light a few blocks back. Sal told the monkeys there was not a light signal a few blocks back, but the monkey insisted he was wrong and Sal ran the red light.

The monkeys insisted that Sal had to pay a fine of 4000 pesos! Sal told him to fuck off and he did not have 4000 pesos in the first place. The monkeys offered to follow Sal to a bank / ATM of his choice so Sal could withdraw the money pay the fine. Again, Sal told them to fuck off and they were risking their job because he knows the police chief. He also told them that they were one of the biggest reasons tourism was down in Tijuana. He went on to tell them the police corruption was killing Mexico!

The monkeys put Sal and his wife in the back of their car and towed Sal's car to the Monkey Station. Once Sal talked to his friend at the Monkey Station, it became a whole different scene. The monkeys apologized many times and opened Sal's car doors like valet parking attendants.

While telling me this story, Sal was physically stressed and quite emotional.

If the monkeys are fucking with and shaking down the locals, I don't think the non-locals stand a damn chance. I personally will not drive in Tijuana. Hell, it is becoming a challenge just walking across the border. I'm sure there are many others that had issues with the monkeys, and reporting back to the board will only help others. Feel free to share.

FlapJacK
10-05-15, 21:23
Any info on what this place is like? The idea of a nice massage, privacy, no smoke, etc appeals to me, but I'd like to know more about how it works and haven't seen any info.

http://nbelitemenspa.com/Never heard of the place and that's more than I pay here in the USA.

I pay $35 to $50. For an hour here in the USA for a good deep tissue. While I have had several massage in Tijuana from Aztec they do not compare to the ones I have had here in the USA.

If your just looking for normal quiet massage in TJ save your money and go to Aztec Massage

MS Clive
10-05-15, 22:56
No! Not my site. Planning my first trip to Tijuana. I'm not overly concerned with costs, I just want quality and am, frankly, not a huge fan of strip clubs or loud bars, so it seemed like a nice alternative.

Certainly not my website, it would be much better!At those rates it would be cheaper to come to San Diego for a more upscale massage at a lower price.

If you do not like strip clubs or loud bars then stick to your hotel and order in some nice escorts. There are several escort agencies there that provide good service and value in Tijuana. If you do not like strip clubs or loud bars. Why are you going to Tijuana LOL!

Jackie888
10-05-15, 23:05
Came through the border without any excitement other than the border McDonalds putting a sign in their bathroom prohibiting drug use in the stalls. Got to admit, it's the filthiest McDonalds bathroom I've ever seen. Upon crossing & catching a taxi libre, the driver got greedy and loudly demanded $5 when he saw my meager 50 pesos note. OK rude cabbie, "you win. " I opened the door and went to the next cab, waving bye to him as he hollered out his lowered price. Too late amigo. "Go back and battle with the other 30 cabs for a customer" I thought.

It was about 50% less crowded as usual for a late Friday afternoon. The new passport is really killing business. Went to HK. Tons of girls are working. Found a favorite and had some fun catching up, squeezing boobies and caressing bootie. But Because I try to never screw the same girl more than once in the same month, I passed on her and hit the alley where I ran into Kristal while trying to find Juri. Kristal was fantastic as noted in another report.

At 8 pm or so, ate at La Perla where I tried the Cajun fish. Not that good. Better stick to Mexican dishes where the staff has some experience tasting the food. The Mexican version of American cuisine is generally lacking in something. Stopped by Dolce Gabanna. 10-15 girls. But my favorite wasn't working until Saturday. What hotel do these girls use? I can't see one in sight other than Tropicals. So I headed l over to Tropicals. On the way some street guy asked if I wanted some cocaine. Gave him a dirty look and told him to "get the fuck away from me."

One thing about Tropicals is that after about 20 minutes, your expectation is lowered considerably. I was waiting for Daniela, the most desired girl here. In HK she'd be just another A cup skinny girl that no one really notices. But here in Tropicals where women often outweigh men, she is a goddess. But Tropical has its charms. You make a lot of friends here, from the drunk dude I ran into in the bathroom to the waiters to the girls. One waitress insisted I add her as a Facebook friend and even showed me photos of her family including her 21 year old daughter. So I grabbed my nuts, shoked it up and down and said that I want to meet her daughter. She punched me hard in the gut. Knowing that I may have upset her, I apologize then asked whether I'd have to call her "momma" if I married her daughter. When she cocked her fist, I ran over to las Chebelas.

In Las Chevelas I met this gorgeous Vixen working here to pay for her university tuition. She was clearly over 6' with heels. After 2 drinks, took her upstairs after I wasn't able to resist screwing the potential future Mexican Surgeon General. One thing about Vixens is that they're tall. Oh shit she was about 5'10" without shoes. I found my physical limit when I was eating her pussy and she grabbed both of my hands wanting me to message her boobs.

Fuck! My arms were too short! So with my face between her legs, I reached up as high as I could which was her upper ribs. I tried my best, sticking my tongue inside her causing her to arch her spine. Nope. To no avail, I could only envy all of you tall guys. Ended up feeling her rib cage up. Sure she has never experienced that before. Thank goodness we weren't on video. Afterwards, took her out to eat at the restaurant in the back where the HK waiters kept on staring at us. What? Never seen a gentleman take a girl out to dinner before? Bill was about 150 pesos for her gigantic chicken pasta, her ice tea and my chicken club. Over dinner we small talked which included some of her fantasies. Anyways I'm supposed to bring the handcuffs next time. I'm trying to figure out what to say if the cops stopped me with handcuffs.

Also, the UTAE shop at the old border crossing is now closed. Its parking lot will close by January. That sucks.

KevinMorison
10-06-15, 00:56
I said over a year ago that things were going to go for the worst in Tijuana. Everyone laughed at my thoughts. I find it funny on that other site fools keep pretending its all good bros. As I am never one to be happy to see people being shaken down hard, mouthing of or saying fuck you, could get you several bullets to your head, instead of being taken to the station. Many in the past just vanished and never seen again. When desperation in the zona is a the levels it is now, and continue to get worse, some that are known to have money may get kidnapped, some that operate with Law Enforcement could end up in a vat of acid. The streets are always watching and paying attention to everything. It is all fun and games until you end being a board member that gets kidnapped or murdered. There are survivors within our boards that this has happened to in the past. Seems like my predictions of a year ago are here now. Be very careful out there bros.

Phordphan
10-06-15, 02:06
Never heard of the place and that's more than I pay here in the USA.

I pay $35 to $50. For an hour here in the USA for a good deep tissue. While I have had several massage in Tijuana from Aztec they do not compare to the ones I have had here in the USA.

If your just looking for normal quiet massage in TJ save your money and go to Aztec MassageWell, it's not a "legit" massage joint. It appears to be (or at least want to-be) a flossier version of New Body. I've not been to New Body, but we all know where it is.

I strongly suspect an "upscale" and oh-so-discreet Mermaids. Which, IMHO is a complete waste of time.

Long Don Silva
10-06-15, 04:15
One thing I forgot to mention on my 'first visit' summary from two weekends ago. I think I saw somebody die, like almost right when I got there. I don't know how I left this part out. It was around 5-6 pm. I want to ask if anyone else was there at that time and knows what happened. But I'm also wondering if this is a regular occurrence and I'm just showing my inexperience with the area by the fact that I'm even asking. I don't recall exactly where I saw it, but I want to say it was at one of the ends of the SW strip or immediately around one of their corners. This 40-50-something year old dude was propped up against the back of some building and there were like 15-20 people gathered around him. I'm pretty sure he was dead because I went to visit my grandmother in the hospital about 8 years ago and I got there about a minute after she died. This guy had the exact same expression on his face. I'm guessing it might be a heroin OD? I don't know but if I had to guess, that's what I would guess.

Ccccccc
10-06-15, 04:32
Well, it's not a "legit" massage joint. It appears to be (or at least want to-be) a flossier version of New Body. I've not been to New Body, but we all know where it is.

I strongly suspect an "upscale" and oh-so-discreet Mermaids. Which, IMHO is a complete waste of time.Right, not "legit", that is the point. I think I'll just go a little early, scope the places and see what I'm most comfortable with. Thanks for the help, I'll post a report when done.

Artisttyp
10-06-15, 08:05
Also, the UTAE shop at the old border crossing is now closed. Its parking lot will close by January. That sucks.Is this the one right next to the bridge across the street from Border Parking? That is bad news.

TomJackin
10-06-15, 08:19
No! Not my site. Planning my first trip to Tijuana. I'm not overly concerned with costs, I just want quality and am, frankly, not a huge fan of strip clubs or loud bars, so it seemed like a nice alternative.

Certainly not my website, it would be much better!If you want a quality massage, then don't consider Tijuana.

If you are not concerned with costs, then I suggest one of the spas in San Diego county.

If you not a huge fan of strip clubs or loud bars, again, don't consider Tijuana.

Good luck with your new business.

Ccccccc
10-06-15, 08:46
If you want a quality massage, then don't consider Tijuana.

If you are not concerned with costs, then I suggest one of the spas in San Diego county.

If you not a huge fan of strip clubs or loud bars, again, don't consider Tijuana.

Good luck with your new business.I don't know what "Good luck with your new business" means, but I can assure you this massage place is not mine. I fount it mentioned here: http://wikitravel.org/en/Tijuana/Zona_Norte, with a blurb that does read like it was written by the owners.

As noted in the previous discussion, I'm not interested in only a massage. I hear what you are saying about Tijuana and clubs, I was just looking for an alternative while still having access to legalized prostitution.

I also don't want to venture into uncharted territory, so I guess I'll just give HK a go.

HorseTrader
10-06-15, 12:05
Is this the one right next to the bridge across the street from Border Parking? That is bad news.Yep, right at the west end of the US foot bridge. Huge lot and you pay the same price for 24 hours as behind JIB charges for 8 hours. Is about 3 minutes extra walk to the border.

Phordphan
10-06-15, 16:07
I don't know what "Good luck with your new business" means, but I can assure you this massage place is not mine. I fount it mentioned here: http://wikitravel.org/en/Tijuana/Zona_Norte, with a blurb that does read like it was written by the owners.

As noted in the previous discussion, I'm not interested in only a massage. I hear what you are saying about Tijuana and clubs, I was just looking for an alternative while still having access to legalized prostitution.

I also don't want to venture into uncharted territory, so I guess I'll just give HK a go.By all means, go and report back. It will make much more interesting reading than the same-old, same-old "Went to HK, felt boobs, paid $80 for half and hour, went home" reports.

The place is in a decent neighborhood, near Plaza Rio, according to their web site. So, go. I await your report.

Jackie888
10-06-15, 16:48
Is this the one right next to the bridge across the street from Border Parking? That is bad news.Yes. It is where the old crossing into Mexico used to be.

The parking lot is fenced 360 degrees with foot patrol at night providing a safe environment to take a nap in your car at 3 am if you needed to. The bathrooms were maintained. They have to surrender the parking lot in 2 months or so.

Artisttyp
10-06-15, 17:48
Yep, right at the west end of the US foot bridge. Huge lot and you pay the same price for 24 hours as behind JIB charges for 8 hours. Is about 3 minutes extra walk to the border.That is a huge blow to parking in the area.

TomJackin
10-07-15, 19:39
Yep, right at the west end of the US foot bridge. Huge lot and you pay the same price for 24 hours as behind JIB charges for 8 hours. Is about 3 minutes extra walk to the border.Are there signs stating the lot will close?

Any exact date?

ClamSlammer
10-07-15, 22:36
I said over a year ago that things were going to go for the worst in Tijuana. Everyone laughed at my thoughts...Seems like my predictions of a year ago are here now.These kind of posts make me laugh. Why would you come on here with an overly dramatic plea for redemption on an anonymous puta board? First of all, maybe you did say that things would get worse in Tijuana. It's not like you really stood out on a limb and made a shocking, bold prediction. There were really only two possibilities: things get worse or things get better. You chose one of only two possibilities. A monkey could have predicted the same thing with a coin flip. And to say that "EVERYONE laughed at" your thoughts at the time is nothing but a poor attempt to add drama to your plea. I don't remember your post and I don't care to go back and try to find it. But I can guarantee you 100% that no one laughed. Many posters probably ignored it. Many probably agreed. Some may have questioned it but no one "laughed. " And to come on here and boast about how your "shocking" prediction from a year ago is here now, staking claim that you are some type of Oracle of Tijuana, well, is not the most noble act. Anybody who seeks to gain attention and redemption by publically attempting to pat themselves on the back for an act they consider extraordinary but really isn't, should really consider abstaining from such pleas.

ScatManDoo
10-07-15, 22:52
First of all, maybe you did say that things would get worse in Tijuana. It's not like you really stood out on a limb and made a shocking, bold prediction. There were really only two possibilities: things get worse or things get better. You chose one of only two possibilities. A monkey could have predicted the same thing with a coin flip. And to say that "EVERYONE laughed at" your thoughts at the time is nothing but a poor attempt to add drama to your plea. I don't remember your post and I don't care to go back and try to find it. But I can guarantee you 100% that no one laughed. Many posters probably ignored it. Many probably agreed. Some may have questioned it but no one "laughed. " And to come on here and boast about how your "shocking" prediction from a year ago is here now, staking claim that you are some type of Oracle of Tijuana, well, is not the most noble act.CS,

I think KM might have been making a reference to a number of posts he made on another board.

I don't think Kevin has been on this Tijuana puta board long enough to have made posts on here a year ago.

GolfSexRroll
10-08-15, 04:55
CS,

I think KM might have been making a reference to a number of posts he made on another board.

I don't think Kevin has been on this Tijuana puta board long enough to have made posts on here a year ago.Yes Keven and I were removed from the other board, because we told the truth. Telling the truth hurts. Some people don't want to hear the truth. Both of us posted Many comments that other Amigos could not handle.

Long Don Silva
10-08-15, 06:11
When I did my research before visiting a couple weekends ago, I came across some site that says to bring dollars instead of pesos because that's what the girls take. But after reviewing what's been posted here, it appears that they'll take either / or. It's looking to me like there's more value in using pesos. If I go back, is it safe to expect that any girl who can be rented in LZ will take pesos? Or will some turn it down and demand dollars? The two I was with a couple weeks ago (Las Chavelas / Adelita) both negotiated in dollars, so I'm wondering if they would have taken pesos if I offered. And will I be able to get away with tipping 10 pesos to anyone whom I would have otherwise tipped a dollar? Or will that be too lowball?

On another, slightly related note, I think I'll be looking for a SW or two this weekend. But I'm wondering how easy is it to get a feel for how they get down before I actually start haggling. In the bars, I think you can get a pretty good idea after sitting with them for a drink or two. But in the street? Maybe not so much. Can you take a SW into any of the puta bars? If not, are there any other bars within that block that I could take her? I want to make sure I get a girl that knows how to work it. Oh yeah, and that has flat abs too.

GolfSexRroll
10-08-15, 13:54
When I did my research before visiting a couple weekends ago, I came across some site that says to bring dollars instead of pesos because that's what the girls take. But after reviewing what's been posted here, it appears that they'll take either / or. It's looking to me like there's more value in using pesos. If I go back, is it safe to expect that any girl who can be rented in LZ will take pesos? Or will some turn it down and demand dollars? The two I was with a couple weeks ago (Las Chavelas / Adelita) both negotiated in dollars, so I'm wondering if they would have taken pesos if I offered. And will I be able to get away with tipping 10 pesos to anyone whom I would have otherwise tipped a dollar? Or will that be too lowball?

On another, slightly related note, I think I'll be looking for a SW or two this weekend. But I'm wondering how easy is it to get a feel for how they get down before I actually start haggling. In the bars, I think you can get a pretty good idea after sitting with them for a drink or two. But in the street? Maybe not so much. Can you take a SW into any of the puta bars? If not, are there any other bars within that block that I could take her? I want to make sure I get a girl that knows how to work it. Oh yeah, and that has flat abs too.Pay in PESOS! This is Mexico. Pesos are Mexican money. I usually tip the BG in the clubs in dollars, because it is hard to put a 10 peso coin in her panties! Pay other tips in pesos, OK. Low ball SG and they will counter. Decide on a median point. Make sure you negotiate exactly what you want and expect in the streets, because the upsell or denial will be costly in the room. Most SGs will not go to a bar on duty. You may want to try for after her hours, but few go. As always money talks and anything is possible for the right price to her. Most clubs do not allow working girls in.

HorseTrader
10-08-15, 13:57
When I did my research before visiting a couple weekends ago, I came across some site that says to bring dollars instead of pesos because that's what the girls take. But after reviewing what's been posted here, it appears that they'll take either / or. It's looking to me like there's more value in using pesos. If I go back, is it safe to expect that any girl who can be rented in LZ will take pesos? Or will some turn it down and demand dollars? The two I was with a couple weeks ago (Las Chavelas / Adelita) both negotiated in dollars, so I'm wondering if they would have taken pesos if I offered. And will I be able to get away with tipping 10 pesos to anyone whom I would have otherwise tipped a dollar? Or will that be too lowball?Prior to 2015, I usually brought dollars because it wasn't worth the headaches of dealing with a full range of multiple currencies in a single wallet. Recently, the exchange rate has gotten more favorable for Americans and it is best to bring pesos. If you pay the bar in pesos, expect change in pesos. Pay in dollars, change is in dollars.

If you are a gringo, the girls' first price quote will be in dollars. If you just say "pesos?", she will struggle with the math and then requote in pesos. Better yet, I suggest you counter offer in pesos. When a bar girl quotes $80, I might counter with 1000 pesos (about $61). Usually they will accept it.

I will tip a waiter or cum boy 10 pesos and they don't complain. For the girls, I like to have paper money, so I bring a bunch of $1 bills for them. If I run out of $1 bills, I will tip the girls 20 peso notes (about $1.20).

If you don't speak Spanish, the most important thing is to learn the numbers. You can probably already count to 10, but be sure to know the hundred and thousand concepts:
One hundred: cien
Two hundred: doscientos
One thousand: mil
Two thousand: dosmil

Everybody will accept pesos.

GolfSexRroll
10-08-15, 17:14
One thing I forgot to mention on my 'first visit' summary from two weekends ago. I think I saw somebody die, like almost right when I got there. I don't know how I left this part out. It was around 5-6 pm. I want to ask if anyone else was there at that time and knows what happened. But I'm also wondering if this is a regular occurrence and I'm just showing my inexperience with the area by the fact that I'm even asking. I don't recall exactly where I saw it, but I want to say it was at one of the ends of the SW strip or immediately around one of their corners. This 40-50-something year old dude was propped up against the back of some building and there were like 15-20 people gathered around him. I'm pretty sure he was dead because I went to visit my grandmother in the hospital about 8 years ago and I got there about a minute after she died. This guy had the exact same expression on his face. I'm guessing it might be a heroin OD? I don't know but if I had to guess, that's what I would guess.I was talking to one of my favorite SG, and she said a guy died in HK and the meseros took him outside till the paramedics showed up.

Jackie888
10-08-15, 17:47
Personally, I get the vibe that the locals prefer pesos. 1,000 pesos feels like a lot of money, whereas $80 doesn't feel as rewarding. I have had girls flat out refuse $60 like a personal insult, yet graciously accepted 800 pesos. Probably because they have been on a $60/700 p for about a decade.

In the alley, 400 pesos seems to be the magic number for great unrushed service. But $30 puts you in the borderline cheapo category that may trigger upselling in the rooms or poor attitude. From my experience at least.

KevinMorison
10-09-15, 12:28
The one thing I learned on that other board back in 2009, was that I was chump and doing it all wrong with my dollars. Pesos is how you should roll. Plus having a huge stack of Pesos gives you buying power with Walkers or SG's. Since 2009 after I learned from the guy on the Moped to use Pesos it went from 20.00 dollar SG down to I have pesos is 200 p cool. Then always the answer is yes. Or in the bars 100 dollars you just laugh and say no I have pesos how about 800 p if they say no then walk because they are a shark and go find the bar girl that will do 60 dollars but will settle for 600 p. The other rule about the Zona besides Pesos is negotiation.

ScatManDoo
10-09-15, 18:48
When I did my research before visiting a couple weekends ago, I came across some site that says to bring dollars instead of pesos because that's what the girls take.I lot of BS and bad advice is sometimes posted on hooker boards.


But after reviewing what's been posted here, it appears that they'll take either / or. It's looking to me like there's more value in using pesos. If I go back, is it safe to expect that any girl who can be rented in LZ will take pesos?Yes, that is a safe assumption. It would be very rare for a chica to refuse pesos altogether.


The two I was with a couple weeks ago (Las Chavelas / Adelita) both negotiated in dollars, so I'm wondering if they would have taken pesos if I offered.Almost certainly they would have.


And will I be able to get away with tipping 10 pesos to anyone whom I would have otherwise tipped a dollar? Or will that be too lowball?Just about anyone whom you would ordinarily tip $1 US will be happy to get a 10 pesos tip from you.


On another, slightly related note, I think I'll be looking for a SW or two this weekend. But I'm wondering how easy is it to get a feel for how they get down before I actually start haggling. In the bars, I think you can get a pretty good idea after sitting with them for a drink or two. But in the street? Maybe not so much. Can you take a SW into any of the puta bars? If not, are there any other bars within that block that I could take her? I want to make sure I get a girl that knows how to work it. Oh yeah, and that has flat abs too.I'll assume you meant SG instead of SW.

The Street Girl business model generally does not involve ficha drinks and conversations with mongers in bars. So many SGs would not be willing to go in a bar with a monger / client.

The management in many bars do not welcome working girls that are not associated with and do not primarily and regularly work in their bar.

Bbond
10-10-15, 17:30
Pay in PESOS! This is Mexico. Pesos are Mexican money.I don't about Tijuana or other locations, but in Nuevo Laredo most girls prefer pesos due to the hassle of exchanging dollars. The law here, maybe nationally I don't know, is that an ID is required, the transaction must be recorded, even for changing $1. No more just walking up to a window and making a quick exchange like it used to be.

TJ2015
10-10-15, 20:13
Alright so I just sent my passport in to get renewed. So is there anyway I can cross the border now?

GolfSexRroll
10-11-15, 01:02
I don't about Tijuana or other locations, but in Nuevo Laredo most girls prefer pesos due to the hassle of exchanging dollars. The law here, maybe nationally I don't know, is that an ID is required, the transaction must be recorded, even for changing $1. No more just walking up to a window and making a quick exchange like it used to be.I have never seen this! Not here in TJ.

Artisttyp
10-11-15, 03:04
I have never seen this! Not here in TJ.It happens when you go further south as well.

When I was in Sinaloa two years ago I had problems trying to get my dollars exchanged into pesos. The banks had limits on how much they would change and you had to xerox a copy of your passport for them EVERY time you did it. I finally found the one cambio in town who gave me a less than adequate exchange rate for the favor of exchanging money.

All this does it not make me want to spend money. The harder it is for tourists to get change the less they spend or travel to said locations.

I deal primarily in cash when I travel. I don't trust foreign ATM's.

Artisttyp
10-11-15, 03:08
Alright so I just sent my passport in to get renewed. So is there anyway I can cross the border now?Someone made an excellent recommendation to me the other day.

When you get your passport apply for the passport card a year later so they don't both expire at the same time.

Would you happen to have a xerox copy of your passport or a receipt from a passport agency showing you are in the process of renewing? That might work.

If not an official copy of your birth certificate should be ok for the time being. At least you will have "something" to show.

Bbond
10-11-15, 11:04
I have never seen this! Not here in TJ.It may be a Tamulipias State law, or maybe just here in Nuevo Laredo, but it's a pain to change money here. Easy in Laredo Texas though. I just use my BBVA Compass card in a BBVA Bancomer ATM, no ATM fees, great exchange rate. Same works for Bank of America card in a Santander ATM, no fees. Except the unavoidable 1% international transfer fee

KevinMorison
10-11-15, 16:34
Five shots one dead in our lovely zona. Confirmed by a fellow monger that lives at HDS. Waiting to see if my other friend that was there has anything to say, but have not heard from him since it is way too early to wake up from the booze haze. Glad I stayed home with my pink eye instead of going this weekend.

ClamSlammer
10-11-15, 19:46
It may be a Tamulipias State law, or maybe just here in Nuevo Laredo, but it's a pain to change money here. Easy in Laredo Texas though. I just use my BBVA Compass card in a BBVA Bancomer ATM, no ATM fees, great exchange rate. Same works for Bank of America card in a Santander ATM, no fees. Except the unavoidable 1% international transfer feeBofA used to have 0% foreign transaction fee but they raised it to 3% in Nov of 2013.

Dickhead
10-11-15, 20:21
Artie boy, I have never had a problem with foreign ATMs. I try to avoid strange looking ones in out of the way places, but never have had a problem even in places like Paraguay, Guate, Croatia, and so forth. Knock on wood.

TJ2015
10-11-15, 20:32
Someone made an excellent recommendation to me the other day.

When you get your passport apply for the passport card a year later so they don't both expire at the same time.

Would you happen to have a xerox copy of your passport or a receipt from a passport agency showing you are in the process of renewing? That might work.

If not an official copy of your birth certificate should be ok for the time being. At least you will have "something" to show.Alright so just bring my birth certificate and tell them my Passport is in the Renewal process? Don't have a receipt I just have a tracking # for my passport. I got a long drive so they better let me cross!

Baxter Slade
10-12-15, 02:17
Five shots one dead in our lovely zona. Confirmed by a fellow monger that lives at HDS. Waiting to see if my other friend that was there has anything to say, but have not heard from him since it is way too early to wake up from the booze haze. Glad I stayed home with my pink eye instead of going this weekend.The way I understand it your friend with the booze haze didn't see a thing. And I'm pretty sure my taxi leaving Tijuana drove right by the shooting about 5 minutes before it happened.

GolfSexRroll
10-12-15, 02:49
Alright so just bring my birth certificate and tell them my Passport is in the Renewal process? Don't have a receipt I just have a tracking # for my passport. I got a long drive so they better let me cross!If you see a problem at San Ysidro, you can take a bus (905) to Otay Crossing. A birth certificate and licence will work. Take a ruta (bus) or taxi to the zona.

GolfSexRroll
10-12-15, 02:54
Alright so just bring my birth certificate and tell them my Passport is in the Renewal process? Don't have a receipt I just have a tracking # for my passport. I got a long drive so they better let me cross!If you drive across at San Ysidro there is no requirement for a passport. Pedestrian crossing only.

Hargow20
10-12-15, 03:03
I walked across last week and simply showed them a copy of my passport application receipt along with a copy of my birth certificate and showed them my DL. No fuss and no hassle. Yesterday I received my new passport card. I was really amazed that they sent a new one after only 2 weeks.


If you drive across at San Ysidro there is no requirement for a passport. Pedestrian crossing only.

Artisttyp
10-12-15, 03:12
If you drive across at San Ysidro there is no requirement for a passport. Pedestrian crossing only.However once you arrive in Tijuana you absolutely do need a FMM in your possession. To obtain an FMM you need a passport.

They haven't figured out a way to enforce it yet when you drive but that doesn't mean you get a free pass. This comes directly from INM.

Look it up.

KevinMorison
10-12-15, 03:28
The way I understand it your friend with the booze haze didn't see a thing. And I'm pretty sure my taxi leaving Tijuana drove right by the shooting about 5 minutes before it happened.Good for you! Then why did you not report on it at all?

TJ2015
10-12-15, 04:04
I walked across last week and simply showed them a copy of my passport application receipt along with a copy of my birth certificate and showed them my DL. No fuss and no hassle. Yesterday I received my new passport card. I was really amazed that they sent a new one after only 2 weeks.Don't think I got an actual receipt just got like a tracking # slip, but it says Ship to National Passport center. So I'm think ill be fine with just my Birth Certificate, Driver license and that Tracking # slip?

Hargow20
10-12-15, 04:44
Any idea when and what time this happened. ? What is HDS sorry. ?


Five shots one dead in our lovely zona. Confirmed by a fellow monger that lives at HDS. Waiting to see if my other friend that was there has anything to say, but have not heard from him since it is way too early to wake up from the booze haze. Glad I stayed home with my pink eye instead of going this weekend.

ScatManDoo
10-12-15, 05:13
However once you arrive in Tijuana you absolutely do need a FMM in your possession. To obtain an FMM you need a passport.

They haven't figured out a way to enforce it yet when you drive but that doesn't mean you get a free pass. This comes directly from INM.

Look it up.What officials are enforcing this upon American tourists shopping on the streets or drinking in the bars of Tijuana?

And for Hargow: HDS is the Hacienda de Santiago (hotel) located at the intersection of Revolution & Coahuila.

Hargow20
10-12-15, 05:14
Hong Club sponsored OB Ocktoberfest.

This really caught be by surprise. I guess HK must think there is a horny guys at Ocktoberfest. I am just glad I was not down in the blazing heat of the Zona this weekend.

(https://www.facebook.com/groups/Socialoceanbeach/1011400428910732/?notif_t=group_comment_reply )

Artisttyp
10-12-15, 06:19
Alright so just bring my birth certificate and tell them my Passport is in the Renewal process? Don't have a receipt I just have a tracking # for my passport. I got a long drive so they better let me cross!You are still chancing it but you would be in a better position than with nothing at all. Bring the tracking info if it shows a Govt. Address.

Good Luck.

Bbond
10-12-15, 13:01
BofA used to have 0% foreign transaction fee but they raised it to 3% in Nov of 2013.Until they closed my 4 accounts, last year, I used BoA. The international rate was 1%. I now use BBVA Compass card in BBVA Bancomer ATMs, no ATM fees at all, 1% transfer rate. Wondering about 4 BoA accounts, another story, but I can show you how to make money by withdrawing pesos from a Santander bank, doesn't always work, but at times we were making 3000 pesos per day, most day a lot less, some days nothing. BoA didn't like that, shut my accounts and send IRS an activity report. Luckily we saved paper work on everything and after explaining to an IRS agent how and why we were withdrawing and depositing US $6000 daily he also thought it was kinda interesting. But no bank will tolerate that.

TJ2015
10-12-15, 15:47
You are still chancing it but you would be in a better position than with nothing at all. Bring the tracking info if it shows a Govt. Address.

Good Luck.Alright well I found a copy of my expired passport also. Think I should bring that also? Shit they better let me cross.

KevinMorison
10-12-15, 16:00
Any idea when and what time this happened. ? What is HDS sorry. ?Hotel De Santiago on Calle Coahuila & Revolution. Looking East it is the tall hotel on the left hand side. I think the shooting happened around 8 pm. I was not in the zona so not sure. The only good thing about all the murders is the price of ladies is down and longer timed sessions is a good thing.

Artisttyp
10-13-15, 01:56
Hotel De Santiago on Calle Coahuila & Revolution. Looking East it is the tall hotel on the left hand side. I think the shooting happened around 8 pm. I was not in the zona so not sure. The only good thing about all the murders is the price of ladies is down and longer timed sessions is a good thing.When did you shave your head?

Artisttyp
10-13-15, 01:58
Alright well I found a copy of my expired passport also. Think I should bring that also? Shit they better let me cross.I think you should be good to go then. Nothing is certain until it is certain but you are in a much better position than before IMO.

Definitely bring the expired passport.

KevinMorison
10-13-15, 03:33
When did you shave your head?Yeah that is not me, extra photo from a FB post about that nut job shooter. I am way more normal looking.

Long Don Silva
10-13-15, 08:14
Longing to return for the past two weeks, I make my way to the border at around 5:00 PM Sunday. After turning right on Camino de la Plaza, I swap dollars for pesos and park at the Mexico Insurance / currency exchange on the left hand side. $6 for overnight parking, out by 8 AM. Thank you, by the way, everyone who confirmed that I should exchange my dollars. Pesos go much further, for sure.

I cross the bridge and into customs. Both times I crossed into Mexico, I found myself wishing that the girls who work there had worked in ZN instead. Thinking the wiser not to strike up such conversation, I stay formal and tell her that I'm trying to learn Spanish by immersion while I'm temporarily staying in the SD area (true, no doubt) and subsequently hop in a Taxi Libre en route to La Coahuila.

Upon arrival, I remember my first visit a couple weeks ago and figure I might need to find a pharmacy, just to be safe. So I start with a stroll past the street girls to see if pharmacy exists on that block. I will eventually pass who appears to be the one and only Ms. Ximena. I have mixed feelings as she is so much more beautiful in person, but at the same time anticipating her previously noted drawbacks. She certainly noticed my extended gaze as I hear her call out, "Babe" after I pass her. I think about it for a few paces and turn back in her direction. Her warm smile melts my heart. "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]?" Ximena (yup, I knew it). "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]" Si. Alright, it's on. Or so I thought.

Perhaps it's a not-so-entirely-subconscious fear that I might catch something even with a condom, or that both girls had saggy stomachs last time, but a couple weeks ago it wasn't as "on" as I thought it would be. I really think it's mostly because of all the porn I used to watch. Seriously, scientific studies confirm that shit rewires your brain in a bad way. I avoid that shit like the plague now, but I fear it's already done a little damage.

So off to la farmacia. A somewhat thugged out Mexicano, David, who speaks really good English (I know, major red flags) asks me what I need. I tell him and he escorts me the four blocks or so to the pharmacy where I purchase a generic Viagra and water. I think it was 40 pesos for the generic and 200 for brand-name. The generic, yellow, diamond shaped pill works great. I cut it in half and split it with him for his trouble. I offer him a few bucks but he declines. Oh boy. He's going to 'help me out' for the rest of the night. I half-reluctantly oblige since it's only my second time here and I've been alone both times.

I allow David to give me the tour. He apparently knows people at every bar. Watch out though, he kept asking me to use my phone. I tell him I'll be holding on to it all night. He also asks me how much money I have on me; I tell him that's an awfully personal question. I'm really starting to wish I just asked the taxi to stop at a pharmacy for perhaps an additional 10 or 20 pesos. Whatever.

We go into Chicago, and a decent-looking morena is the server. She gets me a beer, David declines my offer of a drink. The server asks if I want any company. "Contigo?" Si. "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]" Her face is decent, but subtle flaws become apparent as she draws close. She has a pompis to behold, though. Real bootylicious, but not excessively thick. La Verga was almost jumping out my pants at her. Didn't catch her name, unfortunately. A couple girls went on stage and barely took their tops off. Recalling one fellow in this forum who recommended a coffee to chase the Viagra, I exit Chicago and pass Ximena again to acquire a cup of Joe / explore my options more thoroughly as I drink it. "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]".

I get my cup and we stop in at Mermaids. They're mostly real thin here. David knows one of the girls. A bit thicker than the rest with an ok face. She asks if I'm interested in any of the girls. I tell her they're mostly muy flaca. I don't mind a spinner as long as she at least has spherical to her culo. She then asks me to demonstrate my preference in terms of hand gestures indicating ass / hips circumference, to which I show her an approximate range of suitability. She says, "Como mi?" Yeah, kind of. Mas tarde. I don't know, it's hard for me to say no to them so I just say "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]". Though I actually meant it when I told Ximena.

Next stop – Tropical. There's actually a few decent girls here and it's only about 6:30-7:00. One girl catches my eye, sitting in that row of chairs on the left when you first walk in. But she looks like she doesn't want to be here so I refrain. Can't imagine much fun with that. One really thin-but-toned, light-skinned with long, dark, curly hair and a sufficiently round ass chica is straight up getting down on stage, but her face is lacking. A decent, Asian-looking girl asks if I want to buy her a drink. She looks close to 40, but a damn good 40. I politely decline. Over by the bathrooms, some girl lies face down at a booth like she just got slipped a rookie. Very dark hair and light skin. A winning combination in my book. Petite and curvaceous, she's not wearing underwear and I can see her pussy. I ask '[Non-English text deleted by Admin]?' She starts twerking at a medium pace, then gets up and something about her face kills it for me. No chin.

OK. I'ma go find Ximena. I tell this to David and that I should be all good for the night, thanks, peace. Let me be when I approach her. But she's not there, so we start to walk past the street girls and there's a heavy police presence. David says it's "pick-up hour. " Is this a real thing? The police pick-up trucks (cars, too) are patrolling hard and a lot of cops are on foot. Not wanting to risk it, I take David up on his offer to hang out at a bar a few blocks away, "Tony's Bar". It's really small with a few booths and a pool table. David's lady is playing pool with her friend, Zafiro.

Zafiro is really hot but she kind of looks early-second-term pregnant (turns out it's just a beer gut). Medium brown skin, dark brown hair with blond streaks, about 5'5" with a medium-thin frame. Absolutely gorgeous face with the Marilyn Monroe mole. It doesn't work on some girls but boy, it works on her. She's wearing a random Pony League baseball Jersey and Daisy Dukes – decent legs and a sufficiently round ass. Seems like a regular local so I'm thinking I could get down with her, maybe even for free. Of course, I buy her drinks as well as for David and his lady – we all share a few 32 oz Tecates. Man, those girls can straight up drink beer, hence the beer guts. I ordered Tecate Red but the waitress brings Tecate Light. The girls turn it down; they drink Red, not Light. I tell Zafiro, '[Non-English text deleted by Admin] ' She affirms this with a nod of her head.

Zafiro asks me for a dollar here and a dollar there and works the jukebox. I observe her tattoos and take them as a topic of conversation. I ask where she has tattoos that might be covered. "Mi pinocha. " OK, this is going in the right direction. I take her next door to get her a few cigarettes and a snack. We go back to the bar; David and his lady eventually leave. Zafiro asks, "Que quieres?" I say ti, and I turn the question back to her, "Que quieres?" Dinero. OK, of course. For some reason, I didn't feel it necessary to negotiate beforehand. Really weird, right? So I get a room at Hotel Jeni. 250 pesos for the night. Really small, but it has a decent TV with a shower, toilet, and sink. The attendant gives me the essentials (except lube) and I tip him.

We go up to the room. Zafiro asks for a massage. I give her a good, extensive rub as she guides me to her sore spots for the next 20 minutes or so. She seems to really enjoy it. She has a round tummy, but it's smooth and taut, not saggy and wrinkly. I actually find this kinda sexy, despite my apparent obsession with abs. I try to touch her nipples every few minutes but that's not allowed. I persist until the slightest hint of frustration. I start fingering her as her thighs ever so slightly tremble with every few passing seconds. She was just kidding about the tattoo near her pinocha. I go at it for about five minutes and she eventually removes my busy hand. "Terminado. " Alright then. My turn. So I go in missionary, with which I generally suffice along with intervals of cowgirl and doggy. But she doesn't seem to want it any other way and I don't bother trying to switch it up. She's into it at first but after a while it's getting to be too much for her. She's hurting.

Witnessing the winces of pain caused by my excessive plowing has become almost a necessity for me to finish with a condom these days. Shit. They say that's another way porn rewires one's brain. So I bust my load. Zafiro showers and asks if I'm going to pay her. I'm thinking, 'I gave you a massage and I got you off. And you weren't really that into the sex. ' But she only wants 300 pesos and I don't mind being a sugar daddy for the night if that's the price. I only have 500 peso notes and she doesn't have change, so I go down to the attendant and it takes him about 10 minutes to break the 500. I go back up to the room and give Zafiro her money. I apologize for hurting her and she says she doesn't have much sex. OK, I can take it or leave it. She's a little tighter than others and she didn't require lube. But her chocha looks a bit turned out. She heads on her merry little way.

So I wash up and decide that I'm probably better off getting back to North County before I have to get up for work the next morning. It's 11:00 PM. Dammit. I take a taxi back to the border, and lo and behold there is no line. I walk straight to the checkpoint, stopping only to wait about a minute for the border guard to call me over. Sweet. Maybe next weekend, Ximena.

In retrospect, I realize I made quite a few choices that could have led to disaster, and I am grateful that they didn't. It's constantly on my mind since then. Next time, I will stop at a pharmacy at the border. I will decline any offers to guide me around the ZN. I will clearly negotiate prices and services before going to the room. I'll try to find Ximena. If not her, then maybe the waitress at Chicago. And if not her, then maybe the Asian-looking girl at Tropical. But who knows what else might catch my eye. The world is my oyster.

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Baxter Slade
10-13-15, 16:48
Thanks for taking the time to write up a long interesting report of your recent trip to Tijuana. Yes the real thing is so much better than watching porn. I'm glad everything worked out ok with David because those kind of hook ups have a way of causing problems. But it sounds like you already knew that.

As far as buying ED drugs your best bet is going to be to find Farmacia Piri. The easiest way to find it is from the Arch (revolucion & calle primera) walk about a half block back towards the border it will be on your left right across from the Wax Museum. Best prices and selection and Julian the owner is a great guy who will take good care of you.

Long Don Silva
10-13-15, 16:53
Here is the English of the conversations deleted from my report:

1. Hi. You are very beautiful. What's your name?

2. I'll be back later.

3. Maybe later.

4. I see you. I'll be back.

5. Later.

6. Are you tired?

7. You're very tough.

Jackie888
10-13-15, 18:11
Long Don,

Give Ximena a try, especially on a slow day. You seem really easy going. And the girl is pretty. She likes being on top and will affectionately hold your hands when she rides you. In missionary she will stroke your arms and torso and allow soft kisses (no tongue) if she is in a good mood. She dislikes doggy and will start a timer should you insist. I was surprised that you skipped Adelitas and HK.

And on Hugo's recommendation, I normally stock up on Viagra from Piri where one can get sealed and dated ones. Oh and avoid David and anyone remotely like him. Listen to your Spider sense.

Captain Solo
10-13-15, 20:43
What a sexy, salivating trip report to warm the hearts of mongers in other parts of the world.

But Long Don could have nailed many more Tijuana chicas and had more romantic encounters with the fine Tijuana sweethearts had he not let the local leeches waste his time and try to mooch off him. Ximena is a very beautiful girl. I wish some bros knows the proper ways to turn her into a horny and passionate **** in bed. Perhaps 10 minutes foreplay with a vibrator may do the trick.

We are counting on Long Don to write full reports with all steamy details for each sexy trip he makes to La Zona.


Longing to return for the past two weeks, I make my way to the border at around 5:00 PM Sunday. After turning right on Camino de la Plaza,

So I wash up and decide that I'm probably better off getting back to North County before I have to get up for work the next morning. It's 11:00 PM. Dammit. I take a taxi back to the border, and lo and behold there is no line. I walk straight to the checkpoint, stopping only to wait about a minute for the border guard to call me over. Sweet. Maybe next weekend, Ximena.

I will clearly negotiate prices and services before going to the room. I'll try to find Ximena. If not her, then maybe the waitress at Chicago. And if not her, then maybe the Asian-looking girl at Tropical. But who knows what else might catch my eye. The world is my oyster.

FlapJacK
10-13-15, 21:04
Longing to return for the past two weeksGood trip report but sounds like you blew a bunch of time and money on supporting the other 3 in your party.

EagleRoamer
10-13-15, 22:08
When I was checking out the "standing" back ally girls, there were a few stunners sitting on stools in front of clubs. I didn't approach any because I didn't want to deal with the touts trying to get me into the clubs. Are these girls available to be taken back to my hotel room at Cascadas and if so, what rate do they charge. The ally rate or the club rate (of between $60 to $100)?

Thanks in advance.

AnonX69
10-13-15, 23:41
I've been out of the country for 3 months and its good to be home. I completed my sentri interview last week and just got my sentri card. It's good for 6 years, yup 6 yrs. Before I left for Japan, I had taken a female colleague to otay for her global entry interview; the officer told her since her be-day was a few days ago she may get a 6 yrs card and that those who do it on or near their be-day often get card that would expire in 6 yrs. With that in mind I did my interview on my be- day at 8 am and by 8:45 was on the road on my way home.

So if you want a sentri card good for 6 yrs, have your interview on your be- day. And a shout out to some one telling me ask for global entry while there, much thanks.

GolfSexRroll
10-14-15, 00:02
Thanks for taking the time to write up a long interesting report of your recent trip to Tijuana. Yes the real thing is so much better than watching porn. I'm glad everything worked out ok with David because those kind of hook ups have a way of causing problems. But it sounds like you already knew that.

As far as buying ED drugs your best bet is going to be to find Farmacia Piri. The easiest way to find it is from the Arch (revolucion & calle primera) walk about a half block back towards the border it will be on your left right across from the Wax Museum. Best prices and selection and Julian the owner is a great guy who will take good care of you.By far the best prices in Tijuana! Julian speaks perfect English also. Dollars and peso on line with the Zona cambios.

TJ2015
10-14-15, 01:54
Alright well I found a copy of my expired passport also. Think I should bring that also? Shit they better let me cross.I made it across today without a passport no problems. Got a hour session with a sexy little spinner! Thank you!

I went in the ready line tho coming back tho and the guy flipped out on me. Pretty funny.

Captain Solo
10-14-15, 13:18
In their finest traditions, bars in Mexico employ a few pretty, fresh, good-looking young girls, wearing sexy clothes, sitting or standing near the doors as baits to lure in customers. They are called Edecanes.

Edecanes are also employed at large sporting events to advertise products like beer brands or telephone services, wearing their sexy and fancy clothes, showing off their sexy appeals. They are like models or cheer leaders.

Everything is either for sale or for rent for the right prices in La Zona. Most Edecanes claim to be good, innocent girls, some even virgins, to sell only ficha drinks and their companies, but of course they can be romanced and taken to the hotel for hot sex.


When I was checking out the "standing" back ally girls, there were a few stunners sitting on stools in front of clubs. I didn't approach any because I didn't want to deal with the touts trying to get me into the clubs. Are these girls available to be taken back to my hotel room at Cascadas and if so, what rate do they charge. The ally rate or the club rate (of between $60 to $100)?

Thanks in advance.

Artisttyp
10-14-15, 18:55
I went in the ready line tho coming back tho and the guy flipped out on me. Pretty funny.That happens sometimes. Welcome Home!

Super Gato
10-17-15, 20:47
In their finest traditions, bars in Mexico employ a few pretty, fresh, good-looking young girls, wearing sexy clothes, sitting or standing near the doors as baits to lure in customers. They are called Edecanes.

Edecanes are also employed at large sporting events to advertise products like beer brands or telephone services, wearing their sexy and fancy clothes, showing off their sexy appeals. They are like models or cheer leaders.

Everything is either for sale or for rent for the right prices in La Zona. Most Edecanes claim to be good, innocent girls, some even virgins, to sell only ficha drinks and their companies, but of course they can be romanced and taken to the hotel for hot sex.The girls outside the clubs in the alley aren't edecanes so much as girls working in the clubs they're in front of. There are either no customers inside the club so they'll sit outside the door to lure guys inside or the touts will have them sit out there for the same purpose. So they're just girls working in those clubs that are at the door. So they'll have the same prices and hotel policies as the other girls in that club. When I've been lured by them, I'll chat them briefly and she'll offer her arm and take me inside for a drink. But that has been rare and I've not gone to a hotel with one. Like other clubs that are not AB or HK, I would imagine they will say their prices are the same as AB or HK but can be talked down to a discounted rate.

The closest thing to edecanes in Zona Norte are the sash girls at Hong Kong. Those girls are new but not ready to go all the way like the other girls so HK has them work for fichas until they're ready to go all the way. If you're really suave and debonair you might be able to turn one on the spot, but otherwise wait until they decided to make more money and you're not spending lots of money on drinks for a "maybe later".

TJ2015
10-17-15, 21:16
The girls outside the clubs in the alley aren't edecanes so much as girls working in the clubs they're in front of. There are either no customers inside the club so they'll sit outside the door to lure guys inside or the touts will have them sit out there for the same purpose. So they're just girls working in those clubs that are at the door. So they'll have the same prices and hotel policies as the other girls in that club. When I've been lured by them, I'll chat them briefly and she'll offer her arm and take me inside for a drink. But that has been rare and I've not gone to a hotel with one. Like other clubs that are not AB or HK, I would imagine they will say their prices are the same as AB or HK but can be talked down to a discounted rate.

The closest thing to edecanes in Zona Norte are the sash girls at Hong Kong. Those girls are new but not ready to go all the way like the other girls so HK has them work for fichas until they're ready to go all the way. If you're really suave and debonair you might be able to turn one on the spot, but otherwise wait until they decided to make more money and you're not spending lots of money on drinks for a "maybe later".I've never seen one of these Sash girls at HK. Or any girls that won't go upstairs.

ScatManDoo
10-17-15, 22:10
When I was checking out the "standing" back ally girls, there were a few stunners sitting on stools in front of clubs. I didn't approach any because I didn't want to deal with the touts trying to get me into the clubs. Are these girls available to be taken back to my hotel room at Cascadas and if so, what rate do they charge. The ally rate or the club rate (of between $60 to $100)?

Thanks in advance.Those are bar girls posed right in front of the bars where they work.

They are not edecanes, but just like the chicas working inside of the alley's many small bars, they generally can decide who they are willing to go up with.

HorseTrader
10-18-15, 02:08
I've never seen one of these Sash girls at HK. Or any girls that won't go upstairs.The sash girls used to be common at Hong Kong. Haven't seen any recently.

A sash girl once told me that the sash means "no sex", that was said while we were getting dressed before leaving Cascadas.

Jackie888
10-18-15, 16:35
Chelevas still have girls in sashes. These sash girls could be confused for standing outside HK since the two clubs are adjacent. Couple of weeks ago one girl explained that she used to be a sash girl which meant that she didn't go upstairs. This weekend I ask two cute ones outside Chelevas if the sash meant they didn't go upstairs. And they said that they would both gladly go upstairs with me, both if I wanted (one spoke fluent English so there was no miscommunication.) So it may just mean that they're just fence sitters, undecided until the right offer shows up. But sash girls tend to be younger and prettier. I cannot remember the last time I saw an ugly fat sash girl.

BTW, I have only seen Ecantes Girls outside Adelitas on slower days. But they made it crystal clear that they do not go arriba. However, I am certain that some may be tempted by the right offer. They don't sit though. They're constantly doing their synchronize dances. And they wear red "Ecantes" shirts. If one is interested, just ask to take them to dinner across from Adelitas where they normally grab a bite.

Long Don Silva
10-18-15, 22:59
Chapter 3 (It Was the best of times, it was the worst of times).

I've been longing for this day all week. I arrive at the border around 4 pm on Saturday and after I'm processed, I see the customs girl who processed me on my very first visit into Mexico a little over a month ago. The very cute one with glasses. Perhaps one day she will save me from my vice.

But not today. I'm on a mission to solve the mystery that is a street girl named Ximena. I take a cab to La Coahuila, I pick up a generic V along with a cup of joe, and I spot her within seconds of walking out of the OXXO across from Adelita. I decide to wrap around the block, drink my coffee, and check out the merchandise before coming back to her. As I finish my round, I approach Ximena and remind her of my mishandling from last week. She says she remembers as I take her by the hand and tell her she is very beautiful. I tell her that I want to be with her without clothes, and I don't care about head; I just want this, as I pull her waist gently into mine. I ask her what she wants from me. She says 300 pesos and I agree. As we ascend the stairs, I ask her how many minutes. She says 20. I ask her what she wants for 40 minutes of the same. She says 600 pesos and I counter with 500. She quickly agrees.

We get into the room and I fulfill my end of the deal. I forgot to completely itemize my service preferences before the exchange, so I request and receive approval for said services as we both undress – sucking nipples, touching the entire body (she forbids fingering), and she says she is OK with all positions. Oh, and she agrees to light kissing but does not hold up to it. We go missionary at first and switch into cowgirl. I avoid perrito on account of a fellow monger's warning. Then I have to [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111). I need to stop drinking coffee before my sessions.

After relieving myself, we go back into missionary and I'm having trouble because she's a starfish. When the girl's not into it, la verga usually loses interest. I'm usually successful at getting the ladies to really enjoy it, but not with her. I hold her ass while ramming her, which usually gets things going since it allows for deeper thrusting as I pull her cheeks open. At first, her breathing starts to almost turn into moaning which would suggest enjoyment, but then she keeps trying to push my body off of her because it's too hot. But I tell her this will allow me to finish more quickly. Since she does not reply, I continue in the same manner. She tells me time is up. I guess I also tried kissing her one too many times, since we apparently have different definitions of what constitutes 'light kissing'. She must think 'light' means 'no'. I ask her what she wants for more time. 200 pesos for 10 minutes. I remain expressionless, deciding it's not worth it as she starts getting dressed. I'm too pissed to say anything. To her credit, we never agreed that I have to finish in order to fulfill the deal; lesson learned. As far as I'm concerned, the mystery that I set out to solve shall remain unsolved.

Off to Tropical. The selection impressed me last time, so let's try again. I quickly spot the Asian-looking girl I mentioned in the previous report, who is about 5'1" and has a really nice spinner body with decent booty. When I get a good view of her face, I am reminded of why I passed on her last time. It's not horrific but her body language suggests a lack of confidence, thus further compromising her attractiveness. She sits with me for a few minutes and I'm not feeling it. She catches on, gets up, and politely requests a dollar tip as she shows me her kitty. I oblige and she's on her way.

A mesero asks what kind of girl I'm looking for. I tell him that as long as her ass is round and she is not excessively thick, those are major positives. I like morenas and most importantly she needs to be active in bed – this last part emphasized in consideration of my prior encounter with Ximena. He returns moments later with Ruby from Chiapas. Gorgeous face, especially her eyes. My God, those eyes. Medium-dark brown skin, black hair. About 5'3" with A cups, maybe be. Not really a lot of junk in the trunk but at least there's something. She's healthy-thin. I order a drink for her and myself, and the conversation starts out slow. I put my hand on her inner thigh to express interest, eventually moving it around her shoulder and intermittently alternating between the two. She eventually grabs la verga and tells me she's very pleased with its form. A much appreciated compliment, indeed. She continues to squeeze and caress it. I eventually tell her that I want to conduct business with someone who will put effort into the service, which she assures will be provided shall I decide to pursue such a transaction. I ask her to sit on my lap and she obliges, turning to my face and giving me an ever so slight air-kiss. I start to do the same and lean into her as my lips great hers. The softest, most gentle pair of lips I've known. This slightest of exchanges foreshadowed an act of destiny.

We agree on an hour for 800 pesos. As I'm reserving the room, I realize I don't have enough money for her. She offers a half-hour for 700. We step to the side and I offer 500 pesos and $9, which she declines. I am devastated. As we both head downstairs, I tell her it's my fault and that I should have kept better track of my money. I have no interest in a SG right now considering my first encounter of the day. I am definitely taking the time for extended interaction before purchasing any more services. And since I left my debit card in my car back across the border, that means the unthinkable: I'm crossing back to the states to get more money and coming back to ZN.

I'm feeling bold, so I decide to walk back to the border. Our old friends, la policia, stop me on the way, search me, and ask what I'm doing here. I told them I'm here for the ladies, and they ask me if I have or use drugs, to which I reply in the negative. They say OK and send me on my way. No moneys lost in the confrontation.

I head back to the border and it's 8:15 when I step into line. I wait for about an hour to clear customs, get my debit card from my car, withdraw, exchange, and head back to Mexico. It's the first time I've seen a line for foreigner entry, but it's only about 15 deep. The lady who processed me earlier today is looking for people to quickly send through with the nationals, and I show her my one day visa from earlier today. She allows me to skip the line. As I'm walking past the processing stations, I see the aforementioned cutie with glasses following me with her gaze. I look up at her momentarily before a gentleman calls to me, asking to see my visa. I show him and he waves me past. I look back at cutie and she's staring right at me. I smile at her and say, "Hola. " She smiles back and continues processing the guy she's been neglecting on account of my presence. Someday perhaps, darling. But not today. I'm on a mission.

I take a cab back to La Coahuila, and just to be safe I get dropped off at a pharmacy to purchase another Viagra; it's been about five hours. La policia pull up next to the cab and start asking the driver where he's dropping me off, and he tells them at the pharmacy. Two shakedowns in one day! When asked, I tell them I'm going to purchase Viagra from the pharmacy, to which I am informed that it is a controlled substance and contraband. I told him that I've heard from many people and read in many places that it is an OTC here, which he denies. Another search, no moneys lost, and I'm sent back on my way. The cab driver asks me what happened, I tell him, and he tells me that what they said about Viagra is BS. So I go into the pharmacy and make my purchase.

Considering the one encounter on my maiden voyage and the two encounters with la policia today (three total), I want to address some advice I was recently given on this forum. I was told to insist on speaking only English with the police in order to avoid any miscommunication, which makes sense. However, each time my instinct told me otherwise. I have lived in significantly, and at times almost entirely, Mexican-populated neighborhoods almost my entire life. Experience has taught me that Latinos respect Americans a lot more if the American at least tries to speak Spanish when surrounded by Latinos. Before I learned the language, I was 'pinche guero'. Now I'm just 'guero'. I am still far from fluent, but I can get a point across and comprehend at least the general idea of what is being said to me. It seems to me that an American is better off speaking Spanish with the police. I know I'm still a noobie, so you can take it or leave it. But each encounter worked out in my favor and I did not speak a word of English on any such occasion.

Back to the action. I return to Tropical and Ruby is nowhere to be found. I ask a mesero if he knows her; he affirms that he does. He says he'll keep an eye out and let me know when he sees her. After about 10 minutes in Tropical, I decide to go explore.

I take up a barker on his suggestion to check out El Dulce Gabbana. Very classy ambiance, and the girls are good-looking. One petite morena with curly hair asks me to buy her a drink. I oblige and have one for myself. Not feeling it from her, she gets the point and quickly excuses herself after finishing her beer. She was cute, but Ruby really set the bar high for tonight. There is a decent-looking girl dancing on the stage in front of me. Substantial booty, not too thin, and not too thick but with the slightest hint of baby fat. I put a dollar in her thong, considering her momentarily before heading back to Tropical.

It appears that ZN has finally adjusted to the exchange rate. Almost every time someone quotes me a price in dollars, I respond by asking for a price in pesos, yielding an approximate 15-1 response. Still better than dollars, but marginally. Interesting dynamic to observe in the near future.

Upon my return to Tropical, I stand near the doorway scanning the crowd for a few seconds before the mesero points me to Ruby, who is sitting to the side of the bar. I walk over to her and ask if she remembers me. Of course she does. The mesero follows me and requests a tip. He is accompanied by the mesero who originally brought her to me earlier in the evening. I give them both a dollar, then turn to Ruby and ask her to come upstairs. It is now 10:30. Fearing the possibility that the service may be rushed on account of peak hours, I ask if the original offer is still on the table. She asks me to clarify. I tell her 800 pesos for an hour, to which she agrees.

Our bodies were united in room 16 of Rizo de Oro, but our spirits frolicked in a realm beyond the horizon, transcending both time and space. She assured me earlier that she would show me a good time, but 10,000 such promises could not hold a candle to the act itself. The girl straight up loves sex. I start out by sucking on her nipples and manually stimulating her nether regions; she is dripping wet and going absolutely berserk. She adds her hand to the mix. It appears she has climaxed before la verga gets involved. Once it goes in, she insists on keeping a very fast tempo and she seems to be having the time of her life. We start in missionary and switch to cowgirl. She must be the Queen of the Rodeo because she rides relentlessly. She is in a fit of pure passion. We go back to missionary and I have to take a leak. After tending to the matter, we continue in missionary. She is starting to get tired and sore and offers to finish me off manually without the condom. I realize that we have not gone perrito. It's a long shot since I have never been able to finish as such, but Ruby makes it happen.

I check the clock and we still have 20 minutes. She stays in bed and appears ready for a nap. She tells me she is tired and cold, so I climb back into bed and offer her my body heat. We both rest for the next several minutes. In an expression of gratitude, I offer her a massage for which she is very appreciative. We rest for a few more minutes and she takes a shower. After she finishes, I do likewise. She asks me my age, which I provide. I say that I would ask her the same if it was not considered inappropriate for a man to ask such from a woman. Of course, she proceeds to tell me she's 27. They always tell me their age in response to that statement. I ask her if there is supposed to be a knock on the door since we have gone over the time, and a few seconds later the knock arrives as I'm getting dressed. I ask her for a kiss before we leave, which she provides. We gaze deep into each other's eyes as she offers forth another kiss from her amazingly soft lips.

I stop at OXXO and pick up a Gatorade, then hail a taxi to the border. It is a little after midnight and there is no line. I quickly clear customs, stop for a meal at Jack in the Box, and drive the 45 minutes back home for a good night's sleep.

Ruby has me hooked. I can not imagine returning to ZN without going directly to her. She was definitely worth the return back across the border. One hour from that Saturday night shall extend into the eternity of my heart.

The Tall Man
10-19-15, 00:07
The sash girls used to be common at Hong Kong. Haven't seen any recently.

A sash girl once told me that the sash means "no sex", that was said while we were getting dressed before leaving Cascadas.That is funny as it happened to me maybe 4 or 5 years back in HK when the sash girls were around each and almost every weekend.

They are very new matter-of-fact I had to show the sash girl where the entrance was to go arriba.

The Tall Man.

Jackie888
10-19-15, 17:41
Don Silva,

Miss Ximena seemed to be in poor mood again. Glad you did not extend the time as it would have resulted in more frustration. She sure is pretty though. But Ruby liked you a lot because you came back for her. Careful with the "older" male waiters from Tropical. Number 10 never came back with my change and it took the manager to chase him down. Number 32 is a ******* and is the worst waiter of all the bars. I generally stick with the female waitresses. One tried to set me up with her daughter on a real date. That was uncomfortable yet flattering because it showed the level of trust she had in me.

Everyone else, the UTEA may close as early as next month. The area is leased out to Border Patrol as they are planning to straingten out the freeway egressing Mexico. The UTEA guy and several border patrols recommend the lot across from the UTEA lot for parking. It's a walk. But it is fenced and have roaming patrol to deter theft. Tickets are good for 24 hours.

Lastly, the word (Border Patrol Officer) is that there is a thief stealing mid-late model Hondas and selling it in Tijuana. So if you have a Honda, be careful.

Captain Solo
10-20-15, 02:52
Wow. Long Don treated us to another sexy love story.

He has a huge advantage speaking Spanish. If he could not turn Ximena into a lusty nympho in bed then the other bros would have a far more difficult time. I have a little theory that most girls would want to feel loved, then when they are sexually aroused they want to be fucked hard. Usually just a few playful words and gestures would get them to relax and drop their guards. When they are naked, gentle kissing, licking and sucking of their mouths, nipples, pussies and clitoris would get them aroused and drive them wild with lust.

Some girls may have emotional, psychological, or physiological problems who may require longer and harder stimulation, like a vibrator, to get aroused. I think street girls have too much sex everyday so it's much harder for them to get aroused and climax than the average, normal sex-starved girls.

Ximena is always smiling shyly at me, asking me to go to the room. She's never cold or rude to me, but just not very expressive sexually. Still she can get me hard quickly and come big with her pretty face and her strong, healthy, beautiful body.

It's great that you clicked with Ruby and had hot sex with her. Imagine the poor guys who got married and stuck with their cold, rude, ugly, onerous, bitchy starfish wives for life? Damn. That would be a very good reason to have hot affairs or to go to La Zona very week to have your emotional and sexual needs fulfilled.

I did find a few hot chicas in the alley who consistently act like they are horny with me and want to be fucked. I usually come back to those same girls for hot, loving sessions. The little Paola's tight and tiny pussy would go drippy wet with my middle finger gently massaging her G spot and my mouth sucking on her tits.

I knew a few guys who went to China for sex with girls, bringing with them hand bags of sex toys to turn the girls on and give them multiple orgasms. The sexy an lusty expressions on their faces and bodies are precious. I understand women would masturbate and climax with the Hitachi wand on their public bones. That would be stimulating the G spots with ultrasonic energy.

Some days I will stay over weekend with a trusty Hitachi wand and drive 100 girls in the alley wild with lust. That's when they would fall in love and ply me with free sex, free drinks, free money.


Chapter 3

But not today. I'm on a mission to solve the mystery that is a street girl named Ximena. She says she remembers as I take her by the hand and tell her she is very beautiful. I tell her that I want to be with her without clothes, and I don't care about head; I just want this, as I pull her waist gently into mine. I ask her what she wants from me. She says 300 pesos and I agree. As we ascend the stairs, I ask her how many minutes. She says 20. I ask her what she wants for 40 minutes of the same. She says 600 pesos and I counter with 500. She quickly agrees.

We get into the room and I fulfill my end of the deal. I forgot to completely itemize my service preferences before the exchange, so I request and receive approval for said services as we both undress sucking nipples, touching the entire body (she forbids fingering), and she says she is OK with all positions. Oh, and she agrees to light kissing but does not hold up to it..

Captain Solo
10-20-15, 04:28
Long Don got stopped and searched twice by policia in a coupe hours but he was fearless, and had no problem getting the little head to rise to do its job. He must be some sort of a stud.

I agree with Long Don, that if some one speaks to you in a different language, you should at least make a very good effort to respond in the same language. Speaking to them in English, and make them feel it's their job to learn and speak English, would make you look condescending, them frustrated and pissed off. I was always mixing in as much Spanish as I could with policia, and have not gotten them pissed off.

My clumsy attempts to speak Spanish with the sexy chicas are always responded with the sweet smiles, and later hot, energetic sex.

So do try to learn some Spanish. Remember this, just never, never point to your dick and say this to policia". Chuparme mi polla, cabron."


Chapter 3 (It Was the best of times, it was the worst of times).

I'm feeling bold, so I decide to walk back to the border. Our old friends, la policia, stop me on the way, search me, and ask what I'm doing here. I told them I'm here for the ladies, and they ask me if I have or use drugs, to which I reply in the negative. They say OK and send me on my way. No moneys lost in the confrontation.

I take a cab back to La Coahuila, and just to be safe I get dropped off at a pharmacy to purchase another Viagra; it's been about five hours. La policia pull up next to the cab and start asking the driver where he's dropping me off, and he tells them at the pharmacy. Two shakedowns in one day! When asked, I tell them I'm going to purchase Viagra from the pharmacy, to which I am informed that it is a controlled substance and contraband. I told him that I've heard from many people and read in many places that it is an OTC here, which he denies. Another search, no moneys lost, and I'm sent back on my way. The cab driver asks me what happened, I tell him, and he tells me that what they said about Viagra is BS. So I go into the pharmacy and make my purchase..

Enzian
10-20-15, 05:31
When I went to Tijuana a few years back I'm sure I just walked across (after parking on the US side in a commercial lot). Nothing in the way of passport control, nothing. So what is the drill on entry now, particularly, on foot?

Thanks in advance, and sorry if this has been discussed to death already.

HorseTrader
10-20-15, 14:34
When I went to Tijuana a few years back I'm sure I just walked across (after parking on the US side in a commercial lot). Nothing in the way of passport control, nothing. So what is the drill on entry now, particularly, on foot?

Thanks in advance, and sorry if this has been discussed to death already.Yes this has been discussed to death. Here is the short form.

Just walk in as usual. Someone will be there to direct you to the proper place. Bring your passpot.

You will have two choices. First, a 7-day visa, which is free but is not intended for multiple entries. Second, a 180-day visa, which costs about $20 and can be used for multiple entries.

I bought the 180-day visa and it took about 10 minutes. For subseqent entries I just showed my visa and was waved through.

It simply isn't a problem.

Edit: Depending on when you last visited, the entrance may have moved. It is now east of the trolley.

Captain Solo
10-20-15, 16:37
For the newbies who have not learn any Spanish, it's the equivalent of pointing to your dick and say to a CHP officer: 'Suck my dick, asshole."

Unless the CHP officer happens to be a tall, beautiful, sex-starved woman, that statement may bring unknown consequences. Hehehe.


Remember this, just never, never point to your dick and say this to policia". Chuparme mi polla, cabron."

Captain Solo
10-20-15, 17:49
Would be so nice when we don't have to spend more than 5 minutes crossing the border either ways.

You guys should ignore the stupid advice from some weak, dumb, cowering old men in this forum and just drive your car across. It's safer, less work and much quicker leaving far more time and energy to spend with the pretty chicas.

Parking lots in La Zona are all secured day and night so there should be no problem. In the US you should park at the lots that require paying on exit. That way the thieves are less likely to steal your cars.

There are a lot of old Hondas and Toyotas on the road that require replacement parts. So they steal these sedans and chop them up for parts. Big business at the border.


Everyone else, the UTEA may close as early as next month. The area is leased out to Border Patrol as they are planning to straingten out the freeway egressing Mexico. The UTEA guy and several border patrols recommend the lot across from the UTEA lot for parking. It's a walk. But it is fenced and have roaming patrol to deter theft. Tickets are good for 24 hours.

Lastly, the word (Border Patrol Officer) is that there is a thief stealing mid-late model Hondas and selling it in Tijuana. So if you have a Honda, be careful.

NeoNdn
10-20-15, 22:46
Other than a lot of Boning, anybody know of what the haps are in Tijuana?

TomJackin
10-20-15, 22:55
Parking:

I parked at the Ueta parking lot for two days; cost was $14.00. The Ueta store is closed, but the parking lot is still open. When I left, I asked the attendant when the lot would close. He said he thinks it might close in January, but maybe earlier, like December.

Crossing:

I have the 180 day visa so I had no issues. I saw at least 4 Asian tour groups, and two of the groups were in line waiting to get their 7 day visa, I felt bad for them; NOT!

Hotel:

I stayed at the Ticuan. The staff is outstanding, and the food and drinks are pretty good as well. They have new placards all over the place. One side the card states, "No Smoking" and the other states, "Not Candles?" My only gripe with the hotel are the hard ass pillows!

I had dates set up for both nights of the Tequila Expo; both canceled. No worries, there are plenty of other options in Tijuana. I walked down Constitucion to look for the pharmacy next to 7-11 on Segundo. I ran into another Asian tour group. They were snapping photos, so I took my own photo. Scored some genetic Viagra, and then to was off to the taco stand, and then to HK.

As I was sitting in the back upper section, another Asian tour group piled in and took all the remaining booths around me. One of the Asian women, she decided to stand right in front of me blocking my view. I told my mesero, Fredy, to remove the * and he did. Then, several of them started taking photos with their cell phones of the dancers. I told a couple of the meseros what they were doing. Within less than 5 minutes, one of the managers came over and threw the entire group out of the club. I felt bad: NOT! If I can get thrown out for taking photos, fuck the tour group, they can get tossed as well.

Usually, I buy Fredy and I a shot of Tequila. But he got a bit too comfortable. I held my finger up for another drink; one drink. He brought over two drinks. I gave him 70 pesos for my drink and he asked what about my drink. I told him a wanted one drink, only one for me. I said, "You just bought your own drink * As he was drinking his drink, I kept asking, "How's that drink? Does it taste good?" I also reminded him that he could easily be replaced; he got the message!

Out in the alley, I ran into Artistyp and we decided to go have dinner at Chan's Bistro. It was a good call on the restaurant. The food was great. Disclosure: NO dog was harmed in the making of our meal!

I walked over to BT and ran into Chris Long. He recommended one of the cuties, so I took her across to the HK hotel. To confirm what some have reported, it is now $17.00 for 30 minutes. She was fun, but not fun enough to repeat. After I made a run though AB, the place was packed. I then went through BG and I had 2 girls asked me, "Me recuerdas?" and of course I didn't.

Artistyp, Chris Long, and I all ended up meeting at CC. There was a few new girls there, but very few customers to be entertained by the girls. I drank with a couple of them. I then received a text from one of my HK friends. She said that she did not feel like working until 7 am, and to come by to get her so she could hang out with me at the Ticuan.

I went into to HK at 11 pm on a Friday night; it sucked! Every damn booth was taken! The place was packed! My friend and I ended up on the top floor where only two booths were available. After a couple of drinks, she went to the office to get excused for the rest of her shift. I met her down the alley by Malguerida 15 minutes later and then we headed to the Ticuan.

At the hotel, we just played a bit, but I could tell that she was tired. I told her to get dressed and go home and be with her children. She told me that her children were sleeping, and she just wanted to sleep with me for a little while. I passed out from drinking and she passed out from exhaustion. Raising children during the day and working 12 hour shifts at night must really suck. We woke up at 6 am and she was off to her home. Any yes, I did put pesos in her purse before she left.

Saturday:

I woke up quite late. I looked at my free breakfast voucher, and it said from 7 to 11 only. At 2:30, I was hung over and hungry. I went down to the restaurant and seen a couple of meseros that I know and the time on the voucher was not a concern; even though I was willing to pay in the first place. Watched some college football for a while, then headed to HK.

Funny thing happened in HK, a male wedding party came in fully suited in their wedding clothing; matching suits and all. The groom had a few girls rubbing their tits and pussies all over the his suit. The wedding photographer was there as well snapping shots of the pre-wedding booth follies. And I only came away with one thought, or question, "With those great pre-wedding pictures, how long would that marriage last?" BTW, these fuckers were cheap! No one wanted to tip the girls that provided the pre-wedding fun!

I sat in HK weighing my options on whether to pull a new HK girl or pull one of my regular HK girls, or to try a new one at BT, LC, or CC. FUCK, I hate when I'm hung over and lazy! I pulled from my regular rotation in HK. I called her over for a drink and she asked why it took so much time for her to drink with me again. I responded, "I'm old, tired, love my options, and can barely handle one girl a night. " She decided she would change my mind by almost killing my dumb ass during sex. I could barely breath, trembling, and half dead when she got done with me. If I was religious, I would thank the father of jesus for saving me!

Later, I met up with Artistyp and Chris Long in CC. We checked out the talent and I bought a few drinks; such as the norm. I made a future date with one of the new girls. Chris Long could care less about the tequila expo because he does not drink; lucky bastard! So Artistyp and I decided to walk to the tequila expo off of 3rd avenue.

Tequila Expo:

The new location SUCKED! The previous years in was located in front of Las Pugas, but this year it was off of 3rd. I guess fucking Las Pugas filed a complaint so the venue changed locations. The event was located in a much narrow street and on Saturday, it was difficult to even move freely because of the crowd. I tried a bunch of samples, but I was out of there early because of the crowd.

Went back to the Ticuan and had a couple of nightcaps at the bar while watching the college football results. Over all, despite the chicas expo cancellations, I still had a great time!

ClamSlammer
10-20-15, 23:57
One of the Asian women, she decided to stand right in front of me blocking my view. I told my mesero, Fredy, to remove the * and he did. Then, several of them started taking photos with their cell phones of the dancers. I told a couple of the meseros what they were doing. Within less than 5 minutes, one of the managers came over and threw the entire group out of the club. I felt bad: NOT! If I can get thrown out for taking photos, fuck the tour group, they can get tossed as well.

Usually, I buy Fredy and I a shot of Tequila. But he got a bit too comfortable. I held my finger up for another drink; one drink. He brought over two drinks. I gave him 70 pesos for my drink and he asked what about my drink. I told him a wanted one drink, only one for me. I said, "You just bought your own drink * As he was drinking his drink, I kept asking, "How's that drink? Does it taste good?" I also reminded him that he could easily be replaced; he got the message!

Wow, you couldn't just politely ask the woman to step aside, you had to get the mesero to handle this daunting task for you? You're quite the man! And then you tattle on some tourists snapping pics? Who gives a fuck? Some of the pics could have ended up posted on this site for all we know. You feel good about yourself being a tattle tale like a little girl? I'm surprised you didn't tattle on the wedding photographer too. And then you proceed to try and humiliate a mesero that you had a good history with? Did that make you feel powerful putting a mighty Tijuana mesero in his place? You should be proud! You're pretty high on yourself bragging about these manly, classy feats of power, aren't you? Wow. Just wow.

Dickhead
10-21-15, 00:18
I find it very hard to believe that a group of Asian tourists would actually be snapping photos. That seems highly unlikely to me based on my travel experiences.

KevinMorison
10-21-15, 00:22
The groups that slowly walk through the Alley snapping photos away always makes me snicker. Have seen that for years on end now, noticed it around 2011, but sure they did that before that but never seen or noticed it before. They do it in the HK snapping away before they get the boot when people complain. I myself do not want to be in some tourist photos without my dick being in the shot. Tom was right to ***** about it, sure it may seem petty but then its not you that was being annoyed. People act tuff on boards but are mostly little girls in real life.

TJ2015
10-21-15, 00:59
Parking:

I parked at the Ueta parking lot for two days; cost was $14.00. The Ueta store is closed, but the parking lot is still open. When I left, I asked the attendant when the lot would close. He said he thinks it might close in January, but maybe earlier, like December.

Crossing:

I have the 180 day visa so I had no issues. I saw at least 4 Asian tour groups, and two of the groups were in line waiting to get their 7 day visa, I felt bad for them; NOT!

Hotel:

I stayed at the Ticuan. The staff is outstanding, and the food and drinks are pretty good as well. They have new placards all over the place. One side the card states, "No Smoking" and the other states, "Not Candles?" My only gripe with the hotel are the hard ass pillows!

I had dates set up for both nights of the Tequila Expo; both canceled. No worries, there are plenty of other options in Tijuana. I walked down Constitucion to look for the pharmacy next to 7-11 on Segundo. I ran into another Asian tour group. They were snapping photos, so I took my own photo. Scored some genetic Viagra, and then to was off to the taco stand, and then to HK.Did you notice if the spinner "Brenda" was working?

ItsMeBeyatch
10-21-15, 01:39
Tom is right the new location sucked ass. There weren't ass many food Boths as years before and the bathrooms were located all the way down next to the stage / dressing area. The selection of tequila was not as good as years before. I headed out around 6 or 7 pm. As I left the line was about 35 deep to get in. There were only 2 people in front of me when I got there. I hope they change the location next year and add Sunday to it.

Artisttyp
10-21-15, 02:29
Tom is right the new location sucked ass. There weren't ass many food Boths as years before and the bathrooms were located all the way down next to the stage / dressing area. The selection of tequila was not as good as years before. I headed out around 6 or 7 pm. As I left the line was about 35 deep to get in. There were only 2 people in front of me when I got there. I hope they change the location next year and add Sunday to it.My biggest complaint was that the food sucked. I always get the chorizo sandwich from Don Diego but this year they cheaped out on the type of bread that they used and the sausage didn't have the same flavor.

I also noticed they were selling a lot of trinkets that had nothing to do with Tequila. It seems like those types of stands creep into most Tijuana street festivals.

Tom Jackin gifted me the most beautiful bottle of tequila I have ever owned for my birthday. If I do drink it I might have to fill it up with apple juice just for looks. It is that nice looking.

Thanks.

AnonX69
10-21-15, 04:25
So do try to learn some Spanish. Remember this, just never, never point to your dick and say this to policia". Chuparme mi polla, cabron."LOL, suck my chicken. That slang doesn't translate well on Google translate. I've showed that to a few Mexican friends and they died laughing, when I used Google to translate it myself.

Jackie888
10-21-15, 17:35
LOL, suck my chicken. That slang doesn't translate well on Google translate. I've showed that to a few Mexican friends and they died laughing, when I used Google to translate it myself.I remembered asking a girl how old she was only to be replied with a dirty look as she walked away from me. Turned out that my pronunciation was a little off and I was asking how many butt holes she had.

Captain Solo
10-21-15, 18:01
Tell your Mexican friends to try it out with Tijuana Poilicia, then Customs Border Protection, to see which one laugh harder.


LOL, suck my chicken. That slang doesn't translate well on Google translate. I've showed that to a few Mexican friends and they died laughing, when I used Google to translate it myself.

AnonX69
10-22-15, 03:55
Tell your Mexican friends to try it out with Tijuana Poilicia, then Customs Border Protection, to see which one laugh harder.I try on the chicas tonight. When I show that or say it to my Mexican friends in SD the get a confused look. US slang sometimes just doesn't translate well on Google becuase they take the literal meaning.

SBeach25
10-22-15, 08:44
Tom is right the new location sucked ass. There weren't ass many food Boths as years before and the bathrooms were located all the way down next to the stage / dressing area. The selection of tequila was not as good as years before. I headed out around 6 or 7 pm. As I left the line was about 35 deep to get in. There were only 2 people in front of me when I got there. I hope they change the location next year and add Sunday to it.Sup bro, glad to read your report and know that I didn't miss out on much. Last year I noticed it went down hill from the first time I went as well. Yeah, its usually a good time to go, maybe because they vendors are hearing about the new border checks, they are assuming there won't be much Gringos going down to Tijuana.

DrMcNaughty
10-23-15, 21:37
Hi,

Unfortunately I have a misdemeanor DUI warrant from 2010 in Texas. I have been pulled over for speeding in a few states and wasn't extradited. Does anyone have info on any issues I may have reentering US after a couple US? Yes. I know I need to take care of it. Looking forward to a couple days of debauchery in Tijuana the first week of Nov!

Thanks a ton!

Captain Solo
10-24-15, 07:42
Looks like arrest warrants from most states would show up in CBP data base.

I have seen CBP arrest a few people at their check booths. They would check your passport and act like nothing is unusual, but they secretly alert the office, then BOOM, suddenly there are 3 or 4 agents with guns drawn, pinning the guys down on the ground and cuff them.

The unpaid moving tickets would cause arrest warrants. Looks like you have too many warrants out.

If I were you, I would not cross the border until all my arrest warrants and legal problems care cleared up. You don't want to get locked up waiting for extradition to all those states. It would take a few months.

Better to find a few hoes in Texas and fuck the shit out of them than being a prom date in prisons.

https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/754/kw/arrest%20warrants/session/L3RpbWUvMTQ0NTY2ODE2Ni9zaWQvaWRCaUNKem0%3D/suggested/1

Re-entering the USA with unpaid traffic tickets.

Will I be arrested when I re-enter the USA If I have unpaid traffic tickets?

USA Customs and Border Protection strongly advise you to pay your traffic tickets, particularly moving violations. While unpaid tickets would not subject you to arrest unless a warrant is issued, you may be subject to a more intensive inspection if your record is not clear.


Hi,

Unfortunately I have a misdemeanor DUI warrant from 2010 in Texas. I have been pulled over for speeding in a few states and wasn't extradited. Does anyone have info on any issues I may have reentering US after a couple US? Yes. I know I need to take care of it. Looking forward to a couple days of debauchery in Tijuana the first week of Nov!

Thanks a ton!

TomJackin
10-24-15, 08:03
Wow, you couldn't just politely ask the woman to step aside, you had to get the mesero to handle this daunting task for you? You're quite the man! And then you tattle on some tourists snapping pics? Who gives a fuck? And then you proceed to try and humiliate a mesero that you had a good history with? I will try to address those issues in this thread without insults; unlike yourself.

First off, it takes time and effort to produce decent trip reports. I sure you do not understand that concept, due to the lack of your trip reports on this site and the other which you brag about getting top tier pussy for free from the Hong Kong chicas. Cheating hookers out of money; you are the man!

Politely asking the woman to step aside: Sorry, not my job. First and foremost, these Asian fucking tourists have no right coming down the alley and entering HK. As well as taking up multiple booths. I am a long term customer in HK, the tourists are not. I will always ask staff or management to move them for me; that is their job.

Asian fucking tourists snapping pictures; fuck them! I'm all for the mongers in the club that are able to take pics or videos. Mongers earn that right; they spend bucks and time in HK. The Asian fucking tourists don't! HK has a ton of cameras that more likely caught them taking pics before I said anything. Either way, I was happy to see their asses getting tossed!

As far as the wedding photographer, the day manager was standing next to him when he took the pics; no big deal.

As far as my mesero, which I bought dinner for earlier tonight; he survived without a scratch. I have a five year history with the mesero. But the fact is: You control the meseros; they do not control you! He fucked up and decided to get him a drink without my consent. I took control of the situation and made sure he knew such actions were not acceptable. As I commented on his tasty beverage, we were both laughing.

If you have any more issues, I would be happy to buy you a drink or two to discuss them.

BTW, trip reports; try writing one or two. They take time to write, and hopefully no one criticizes your reports.

Dickhead
10-24-15, 08:28
LOL, suck my chicken. That slang doesn't translate well on Google translate.Probably due to being misspelled. You don't use the infinitive (chupar) there. It would be 'chúpame. ' You can attach the object to the infinitive, such as 'puedes chuparme' but that is not the imperative mood (command tense) you would use when telling someone to suck your dick. Also, police deserve respect so if you tell them to suck your dick, you should always use the usted form: 'chúpeme. ' 'Chúpame' is the familiar tu form and should only be used when telling close friends or family members to suck your dick.

Artisttyp
10-24-15, 14:47
Hi,

Unfortunately I have a misdemeanor DUI warrant from 2010 in Texas. I have been pulled over for speeding in a few states and wasn't extradited. Does anyone have info on any issues I may have reentering US after a couple US? Yes. I know I need to take care of it. Looking forward to a couple days of debauchery in Tijuana the first week of Nov!

Thanks a ton!It is probably a good idea to straighten things out before you go. Chances are they will know that you have outstanding warrants. A lot of people get busted when they try to cross back.

ScatManDoo
10-24-15, 17:02
I will try to address those issues in this thread without insults; unlike yourself.

Politely asking the woman to step aside: Sorry, not my job. First and foremost, these Asian fucking tourists have no right coming down the alley and entering HK. As well as taking up multiple booths.I respectfully disagree.

Jackie888
10-24-15, 19:45
Heavy Mexican Army patrolling the Zona this weekend in platoon size - 3 trucks to a patrol. Unlike their Marines, these guys are a little green, kind of jumpy, make little effort to conceal their face and kind of stupid looking (deer in the headlights). So keep your hands in full view and don't reach for anything (identification) unless asked.

Hargow20
10-24-15, 21:41
I would take care of the DUI warrant before crossing the border. Mexico's immigration are currently looking for people that have outstanding arrest warrants in the US. There is good possibility that Mexico immigration service will take you into custody and turn you over to the US customs service if you walk across the border.

So the best thing to do hire a lawyer and turn yourself in at the court that has jurisdiction in your case. Chances are that it is a bench warrant. So you will have to do little or no time in jail. Pay the fine and go to DUI school. The court will probably let you attend DUI classes in the state where you currently live.


Hi,

Unfortunately I have a misdemeanor DUI warrant from 2010 in Texas. I have been pulled over for speeding in a few states and wasn't extradited. Does anyone have info on any issues I may have reentering US after a couple US? Yes. I know I need to take care of it. Looking forward to a couple days of debauchery in Tijuana the first week of Nov!

Thanks a ton!

TJ2015
10-24-15, 21:56
I will try to address those issues in this thread without insults; unlike yourself.

First off, it takes time and effort to produce decent trip reports. I sure you do not understand that concept, due to the lack of your trip reports on this site and the other which you brag about getting top tier pussy for free from the Hong Kong chicas. Cheating hookers out of money; you are the man!

Politely asking the woman to step aside: Sorry, not my job. First and foremost, these Asian fucking tourists have no right coming down the alley and entering HK. As well as taking up multiple booths. I am a long term customer in HK, the tourists are not. I will always ask staff or management to move them for me; that is their job.

Asian fucking tourists snapping pictures; fuck them! I'm all for the mongers in the club that are able to take pics or videos. Mongers earn that right; they spend bucks and time in HK. The Asian fucking tourists don't! HK has a ton of cameras that more likely caught them taking pics before I said anything. Either way, I was happy to see their asses getting tossed!

As far as the wedding photographer, the day manager was standing next to him when he took the pics; no big deal..Hey Tom,

What are the names of the hottest spinners in HK??

TomJackin
10-25-15, 05:18
I respectfully disagree.You being a solid and honest poster, I respect your opinion.

Jackie888
10-25-15, 18:44
I had a conversation with a former Yellow Cab driver who now drives his own can under Taxi Libre.

Apparently the Yellow Cab company got hit so hard by competition from Taxi Libre that they have painted some of their cabs white to confuse consumers. So unless a cab actually states "Taxi Libre" on it, it is a Yellow Cab regardless of the color and will charge customers 2 x more than the the fair rate.

Once one gets to the cab area upon entering Mexico, it is Yellow Cab territory. That entire area belongs to Yellow Cab because they paid the police to prevent Taxi Libre from using it. Price is a firm $5 or 80 pesos plus they give customers a hard time should you skip their near mandatory $1 tip. This is roughly 2 x what Taxi Libre charges at 50 pesos and they rarely ask for a tip. (Tipping is an American thing, not Mexican).

To get to Taxi Libre, do not follow the orders of the Yellow Taxi Barkers. Instead, Walk across the street and hail a taxi that has "Taxi Libre" on it. You will pay 1/2 the rate which is fair. And as a bonus you are learning how to say "no" to aggressive a. Holes who likes to take advantage of Americans.

Captain Solo
10-25-15, 19:45
Looks like Jackie is a very generous guy who wants to donate a brick on the head of each Yellow cab cabron. Hehe.

I hate these rude and greedy yellow cabbies too. If they harass me, instead of wasting time arguing, I would just point at my dick and call them Maricon (faggot) or Asshole (cabron) or Jerk (pendejo). That seems to insult them.

But their number has reduced greatly compared to the Taxi Libre. I see very few yellow cabs on the road whereas there are lines of taxi Libre servicing HK and Adelita. Yellow cabs used to be dominant in Tijuana but they have been reduced by as much as 10 fold. They probably all died from natural causes as they sit in their cabs jacking off due to lack of business.


I had a conversation with a former Yellow Cab driver who now drives his own can under Taxi Libre.

Apparently the Yellow Cab company got hit so hard by competition from Taxi Libre that they have painted some of their cabs white to confuse consumers. So unless a cab actually states "Taxi Libre" on it, it is a Yellow Cab regardless of the color and will charge customers 2 x more than the the fair rate.

Once one gets to the cab area upon entering Mexico, it is Yellow Cab territory. That entire area belongs to Yellow Cab because they paid the police to prevent Taxi Libre from using it. Price is a firm $5 or 80 pesos plus they give customers a hard time should you skip their near mandatory $1 tip. This is roughly 2 x what Taxi Libre charges at 50 pesos and they rarely ask for a tip. (Tipping is an American thing, not Mexican).

To get to Taxi Libre, do not follow the orders of the Yellow Taxi Barkers. Instead, Walk across the street and hail a taxi that has "Taxi Libre" on it. You will pay 1/2 the rate which is fair. And as a bonus you are learning how to say "no" to aggressive a. Holes who likes to take advantage of Americans.

HorseTrader
10-25-15, 21:20
Once one gets to the cab area upon entering Mexico, it is Yellow Cab territory. That entire area belongs to Yellow Cab because they paid the police to prevent Taxi Libre from using it. Price is a firm $5 or 80 pesos plus they give customers a hard time should you skip their near mandatory $1 tip. This is roughly 2 x what Taxi Libre charges at 50 pesos and they rarely ask for a tip. (Tipping is an American thing, not Mexican).
.In September I had many yellow cab rides for 50 pesos to the arch, often I gave an extra 10 but they didn't know that was coming when the price was agreed. Twice my 50 peso offer to HK was refused. Perhaps the price is higher if you admit you are a monger.

Artisttyp
10-25-15, 22:34
plus they give customers a hard time should you skip their near mandatory $1 tip. This is roughly 2 x what Taxi Libre charges at 50 pesos and they rarely ask for a tip. (Tipping is an American thing, not Mexican).
The other day I walked away for a taxista after I offered him $5 to go to centro. As I was walking to the cab I verified the price again with him to feel him out and he DEMANDED the $1 tip before we even got into the cab. I had a little carry on which I wheel myself and place into the back seat with me. No need for any help.

Needless to say I turned around and walked away when he demanded the $1. It isn't about money. It is about principal. Don't demand kindness from me if you treat me like a chump.

IMO the $1 tip is when you have LUGGAGE. If you come without luggage there is no reason to tip.

Sometimes on the return I take cab in the middle of the night and YES then I will tip him for getting me to my location safely and usually with a nice conversation along the way.

TomJackin
10-25-15, 22:46
In September I had many yellow cab rides for 50 pesos to the arch, often I gave an extra 10 but they didn't know that was coming when the price was agreed. Twice my 50 peso offer to HK was refused. Perhaps the price is higher if you admit you are a monger.Taxi Libre is across the street of the new entry point. I've never paid more than 50 pesos to HK, with yellow or Taxi Libre.

Offer 50 pesos, if they refuse, go to the next cab; very simple.

Captain Solo
10-26-15, 00:20
3 AM Saturday night or Sunday morning, after too many comp beers from HK, I was hanging out outside of Adlelita waiting for my wingman to finish fucking around with the putas. I found Ximena in her short short skirt, leaning a against the wall in front of the run down Playboy club. She is tall and athletic. Her legs are long, good-looking. She does work long shifts with irregular schedule.

I went over to say Hi. She was smiling with all her pretty face and the cute dimples on her cheek. She is pretty with a warm personality. She always smiles sweetly when she talks to me. So I have to take her up to hotel Garcia to give a little banging love. Hehe. I was squeezing her strong, hard body and her bubble butt, groping her tight crotch, as we walked to the hotel. She was trying to keep my hands off her, saying I was muy loco. Hehe.

She cleaned me up well then put on a condom and gave me an energetic CBJ with good suction and grabbing action. I got hard quickly. She got on me and did her cow girl while I was squeezing her boobs. She was breathing deeply with my thrusts. Her legs are long, strong and shapely; her thighs are firm and sexy.

I remember Jackie got her pissed off in perrito, so I just skipped doggie. I pinned her down and plowed into her in missionary. With her big bubble butt and her high pelvic bone, I was not exactly balls deep into her pussy like with the other chicas, but the penetration was deep enough. Her pussy is surprisingly tight for such a tall girl. I really enjoy watching her pretty doll-like face with her eyes wide open in terror and her mouth gaping, inhaling heavily with my thrusts. I was trying to kiss her sexy mouth with ruby red lipstick, but she rolled her had quickly, avoided my attempts and did not let it happen.

We had to stop to add lube. Ximena was so tight I could not penetrate her. The previous long session with Kristal in the hotel Cascada coupled with all the drink dulled down my senses. I was plowing hard and fast into Ximena for a long time while she was laying there, looking up at me with her doll face and breathing heavily. I fucked a few very beautiful models in Hollywood and they all had their pretty but expressionless faces like Ximena. They must be deeply focused on the feelings between their legs.

I finally came, moaning loudly, kissing her pretty face. She just took 200 pesos and never ever gave me any upselling, complaints or bad attitudes. I really like her sweet, sexy, conspiratorial smile on her pretty face with the cute dimples, like she knows what we want to do with each other in bed. Overall, Ximena is a beautiful girls with her strong, sexy, hard body, long, strong legs and see cups with good attitudes. Recommended.

Ximena reminded me of a few athletic girls with tall, lanky bodies and long, strong legs I used to know in undergraduate school on the East Coast. I don't know how much love, sex, excitements and happiness I was missing out with these tall, strong athletic girls in long-term relationships. Perhaps it's best, simplest, most satisfying and least painful just to fuck the shit out of some athletic girls whenever I want, without having to put up with all these bitching, manipulating, hooks and strings attached. Hehehe.

GolfSexRroll
10-26-15, 03:24
Taxi Libre is across the street of the new entry point. I've never paid more than 50 pesos to HK, with yellow or Taxi Libre.

Offer 50 pesos, if they refuse, go to the next cab; very simple.I have never paid more than 50 pesos. I make it known BEFORE I get into the taxi. NEVER ask how much. If no. Like Tom J says move on. Even after dark only 50 pesos not dollars. There are too many cabs and not enough Americanos these days!

JoeProblo
10-26-15, 04:30
3 AM Saturday night or Sunday morning, after too many comp beers from HK, I was hanging out outside of Adlelita waiting for my wingman to finish fucking around with the putas. I found Ximena in her short short skirt, leaning a against the wall in front of the run down Playboy club. She is tall and athletic. Her legs are long, good-looking. She does work long shifts with irregular schedule.

I went over to say Hi. She was smiling with all her pretty face and the cute dimples on her cheek. She is pretty with a warm personality. She always smiles sweetly when she talks to me. So I have to take her up to hotel Garcia to give a little banging love. Hehe. I was squeezing her strong, hard body and her bubble butt, groping her tight crotch, as we walked to the hotel. She was trying to keep my hands off her, saying I was muy loco. Hehe.

She cleaned me up well then put on a condom and gave me an energetic CBJ with good suction and grabbing action. I got hard quickly. She got on me and did her cow girl while I was squeezing her boobs. She was breathing deeply with my thrusts. Her legs are long, strong and shapely; her thighs are firm and sexy.

I remember Jackie got her pissed off in perrito, so I just skipped doggie. I pinned her down and plowed into her in missionary. With her big bubble butt and her high pelvic bone, I was not exactly balls deep into her pussy like with the other chicas, but the penetration was deep enough. Her pussy is surprisingly tight for such a tall girl. I really enjoy watching her pretty doll-like face with her eyes wide open in terror and her mouth gaping, inhaling heavily with my thrusts. I was trying to kiss her sexy mouth with ruby red lipstick, but she rolled her had quickly, avoided my attempts and did not let it happen.Do you have her contact info?

Captain Solo
10-26-15, 15:00
She works long hours in front of the Playboy club on Coahuila, a few doors East of Adelita. Some bros found her at 2 PM and I found her at 3 AM last Saturday. No I don't have her telefono. You can ask her when you see her.

She's a nice, cool, sexy girl with a nice, sexy smile and good attitudes. She always smiles sweetly every time I talk to her. I was surprised to hear from Jackie that she got mad at him and called a time out, left him hanging (he must have done something way too kinky for her.


Do you have her contact info?

Jackie888
10-26-15, 17:57
On Fridays and Saturday it seems like Ximena puts in 12 hour shift. It is incredible how good she looks at 2 in the morning after leaning against that wall for hours on end. That girl defitely has an Olympian body and puts many of the club girls to shame.

KevinMorison
10-27-15, 04:51
http://www.el-mexicano.com.mx/informacion/noticias/1/22/policiaca/2015/10/26/893579/policia-comercial-hiere-a-dj

Municipal Police Officer blasts the dj. Anyone there at 12:30 pm see this, or has more information?

GolfSexRroll
10-27-15, 15:37
http://www.el-mexicano.com.mx/informacion/noticias/1/22/policiaca/2015/10/26/893579/policia-comercial-hiere-a-dj

Municipal Police Officer blasts the dj. Anyone there at 12:30 pm see this, or has more information?I was in the area and went by and past Cascadas all afternoon on Monday. I did not see any action or hear anything from my amiga paraditas.

Jackie888
10-27-15, 22:32
The other day I walked away for a taxista after I offered him $5 to go to centro. As I was walking to the cab I verified the price again with him to feel him out and he DEMANDED the $1 tip before we even got into the cab. I had a little carry on which I wheel myself and place into the back seat with me. No need for any help.

Needless to say I turned around and walked away when he demanded the $1. It isn't about money. It is about principal. Don't demand kindness from me if you treat me like a chump.

IMO the $1 tip is when you have LUGGAGE. If you come without luggage there is no reason to tip.

Sometimes on the return I take cab in the middle of the night and YES then I will tip him for getting me to my location safely and usually with a nice conversation along the way.Yup it is about the principal. Two weeks ago I offered 50 pesos to a cabbie. He wanted 80 pesos and tip. When I politely declined, he nudged his buddy and they started chanting out loud 80 pesos. Then the other cabbies joined in and formed a chorus line chanting 80 pesos. I said to myself "fuck this BS" and told all of them I'd walk to Adelitas rather than pay their Taxi Cartel.

So I started to walk to the bridge. It took less than 10 seconds for this young dude in a Taxi Libre to come up, honked me to get in, and gladly accept my 50 pesos. I turned to the Cabbie chorus line and waved goodbye. It sucks that we Americans are often price gouged. Can't let that to continue.

Jackie888
10-28-15, 23:15
Today one of my favorites sent me a message that the 500 pesos note I gave her last week was a counterfeit. She is a regular that I normally have dinner with when I am in town and whom I have lent money without hesitation in the past, so it is unlikely that she is lying to me.

I received this bill from the currency exchange across from McDonalds outside the Border Patrol office. Unsure what I am going to do. Possibly make another exchange, keep the receipt then swap it out and give it back to them claiming that they just gave me a counterfeit bill?

I looked on the internet and apparently this is a new thing this year because in the past, counterfeits were in 200 pesos bills. Apparently these new counterfeit 500 pesos bills are of excellent quality and workmanship that the normal eye cannot identify let alone us non-Mexicans. I want to warn everyone but I am unsure if it will do any good since none of us will be able to detect these new counterfeit bills.

DFWdude
10-29-15, 03:51
I just got my Global Entry, and with the Sentri card, I understand the Tijuana boarder crossing is much quicker. Is there a separate line for Sentri card holders? If I take a taxi from Adeliatas Bar do I go to a different location to cross back to US?

Surfer500
10-29-15, 04:01
Yup it is about the principal. Two weeks ago I offered 50 pesos to a cabbie. He wanted 80 pesos and tip. When I politely declined, he nudged his buddy and they started chanting out loud 80 pesos. Then the other cabbies joined in and formed a chorus line chanting 80 pesos. I said to myself "fuck this BS" and told all of them I'd walk to Adelitas rather than pay their Taxi Cartel.

So I started to walk to the bridge. It took less than 10 seconds for this young dude in a Taxi Libre to come up, honked me to get in, and gladly accept my 50 pesos. I turned to the Cabbie chorus line and waved goodbye. It sucks that we Americans are often price gouged. Can't let that to continue.When you enter Mexico there is a sign at the Yellow Taxi stand with all the prices posted. I haven't been down in about three months when the posted price at the time was 35 pesos to ElCentro. There's also another sign that says if they charge you more than the posted price they have to pay you five times the amount. You should just walk up to the sign, show the listed price and they will honor it. If not there going to ask for $ 5 and more. The yellow taxis have to honor the posted prices where as the Taxi Libres can do what ever they like. Your right the taxis are always trying to rip off the gringos.

Captain Solo
10-29-15, 04:01
Wow. That's a biitch. Thanks for the heads up. You think it's safer to get money from the ATMs at major banks?

Perhaps you should bring the fake notes and report details to the FBI. May be they can catch the counterfeiters.


Today one of my favorites sent me a message that the 500 pesos note I gave her last week was a counterfeit. She is a regular that I normally have dinner with when I am in town and whom I have lent money without hesitation in the past, so it is unlikely that she is lying to me.

I received this bill from the currency exchange across from McDonalds outside the Border Patrol office. Unsure what I am going to do. Possibly make another exchange, keep the receipt then swap it out and give it back to them claiming that they just gave me a counterfeit bill?

I looked on the internet and apparently this is a new thing this year because in the past, counterfeits were in 200 pesos bills. Apparently these new counterfeit 500 pesos bills are of excellent quality and workmanship that the normal eye cannot identify let alone us non-Mexicans. I want to warn everyone but I am unsure if it will do any good since none of us will be able to detect these new counterfeit bills.

HorseTrader
10-29-15, 04:22
I just got my Global Entry, and with the Sentri card, I understand the Tijuana boarder crossing is much quicker. Is there a separate line for Sentri card holders? If I take a taxi from Adeliatas Bar do I go to a different location to cross back to US?Good decision to get Global Entry. I've had mine for 2 years and it has probably saved me 20 hours at airport security and another 20 hours at the border crossing.

Taxi to the same place. When walking to the building, stay all the way to the right. There are some markings for Sentri lanes. I've never needed to wait to get inside the fence and have never had to wait for more than about 5 people inside.

Artisttyp
10-29-15, 06:06
Today one of my favorites sent me a message that the 500 pesos note I gave her last week was a counterfeit. She is a regular that I normally have dinner with when I am in town and whom I have lent money without hesitation in the past, so it is unlikely that she is lying to me.

I received this bill from the currency exchange across from McDonalds outside the Border Patrol office. Unsure what I am going to do. Possibly make another exchange, keep the receipt then swap it out and give it back to them claiming that they just gave me a counterfeit bill?

I looked on the internet and apparently this is a new thing this year because in the past, counterfeits were in 200 pesos bills. Apparently these new counterfeit 500 pesos bills are of excellent quality and workmanship that the normal eye cannot identify let alone us non-Mexicans. I want to warn everyone but I am unsure if it will do any good since none of us will be able to detect these new counterfeit bills.I never accept 500 mx bills on either side of the border for this reason and people are hesitant to change them. I make it known PRIOR to exchanging money. If need be I will only change a little money at a time to avoid this issue. If no one can give me small change they will lose my business.

Artisttyp
10-29-15, 06:07
Yup it is about the principal. Two weeks ago I offered 50 pesos to a cabbie. He wanted 80 pesos and tip. When I politely declined, he nudged his buddy and they started chanting out loud 80 pesos. Then the other cabbies joined in and formed a chorus line chanting 80 pesos. I said to myself "fuck this BS" and told all of them I'd walk to Adelitas rather than pay their Taxi Cartel.

So I started to walk to the bridge. It took less than 10 seconds for this young dude in a Taxi Libre to come up, honked me to get in, and gladly accept my 50 pesos. I turned to the Cabbie chorus line and waved goodbye. It sucks that we Americans are often price gouged. Can't let that to continue.Last night I walked past the guys in yellow shirts and went straight to the taxi libres across the street. The driver told me someone tried to burn a cab earlier that afternoon.

Bbond
10-29-15, 06:23
Today one of my favorites sent me a message that the 500 pesos note I gave her last week was a counterfeit. She is a regular that I normally have dinner with when I am in town and whom I have lent money without hesitation in the past, so it is unlikely that she is lying to me.Welcome to Mexico. Where they will ALL LIE to you, no matter how much trust you put in them. A veteran since 1968. Tell me I'm wrong. Believe what you want. Face reality. Likely she figured you would compensate her for the bad bill, you fault or not...........she figured you are the best bet to rectify the situation.......cold hard facts.

Bbond
10-29-15, 06:30
I never accept 500 mx bills on either side of the border for this reason and people are hesitant to change them. I make it known PRIOR to exchanging money. If need be I will only change a little money at a time to avoid this issue. If no one can give me small change they will lose my business.Fake money is VERY easy to detect, hold it up to the sun or other good lighting. You will instantly see the fakes. Yes. Fakes are abundant in Mexico, even can be dispensed from ATMs.

Bbond
10-29-15, 06:36
Ok, you are entitled to believe what you want, I am ok with that. It's been a while but once drinking with a good looking girl, she told me no husband, no boyfriend. Next day, she and a guy are looking to rent in the same apartment complex that I lived in. So that night I ask her about that, well that was my brother. Hahaha. Ok nice to see you're so close to your brother, holding hands and kissing like you were. get over it, respect the girls for what the are, *****s, that's it.expect lies, just fuck them and move on, if she is worthy of repeat, for all means do so. Don't support her, like so many idiots I see do, She's a Professional liar, and makes good money doing that....Did I ever tell you about a girl I know that had four, count'em four guys sending her money every week? Yes, they are good at that...don't be a fool.....

Jackie888
10-29-15, 19:41
Welcome to Mexico. Where they will ALL LIE to you, no matter how much trust you put in them. A veteran since 1968. Tell me I'm wrong. Believe what you want. Face reality. Likely she figured you would compensate her for the bad bill, you fault or not...........she figured you are the best bet to rectify the situation.......cold hard facts.Possible, but improbable because she knows that if she needed money, she could simply ask. Once in the past when she needed emergency money, I asked her if she wanted it wired, mailed or in person that weekend. Hours later she replied that she didn't need the money after all. That amount was larger than 500 pesos.

If she needed cash, she would simply have said "hurry up down here this weekend and I will screw your brains out for 1000 pesos" instead of "whenever you are in town next, could you swap out this fake 500 p bill you gave me?

Baxter Slade
10-29-15, 22:00
http://www.el-mexicano.com.mx/informacion/noticias/1/22/policiaca/2015/10/26/893579/policia-comercial-hiere-a-dj

Municipal Police Officer blasts the dj. Anyone there at 12:30 pm see this, or has more information?I talked to a girl in La Valentina and she hadn't heard a word about it. So we asked the bartender. He was there when it happened. He said the commercial police who is usually at the front door had walked over to the DJ booth and was trying to get a bullet out of the chamber, at that point he had it pointed at the ground. But it was jammed. He then held the weapon level and it went off and struck the DJ in the shoulder. His condition is still pretty serious. There was a massive police response because when it was reported they said a cop was shot.

ItsXJustXJizz
10-29-15, 23:38
Going to be in Tijuana till Sunday if anyone wants to meet up for drinks, shoot me a pm.

KevinMorison
10-30-15, 03:48
I talked to a girl in La Valentina and she hadn't heard a word about it. So we asked the bartender. He was there when it happened. He said the commercial police who is usually at the front door had walked over to the DJ booth and was trying to get a bullet out of the chamber, at that point he had it pointed at the ground. But it was jammed. He then held the weapon level and it went off and struck the DJ in the shoulder. His condition is still pretty serious. There was a massive police response because when it was reported they said a cop was shot.Great job and appreciate the effort for more information. Talk about a shitty mistake happening. We may need to change your handle to Rockford.

Captain Solo
10-30-15, 06:14
I hope she's prettier and classier than Kristal.

If Kristal bites your dick off, nobody told her anything!

She probably found out about the other woman by stalking you and your big wads of 500 pesos.


Possible, but improbable because she knows that if she needed money, she could simply ask. Once in the past when she needed emergency money, I asked her if she wanted it wired, mailed or in person that weekend. Hours later she replied that she didn't need the money after all. That amount was larger than 500 pesos.

If she needed cash, she would simply have said "hurry up down here this weekend and I will screw your brains out for 1000 pesos" instead of "whenever you are in town next, could you swap out this fake 500 p bill you gave me?

Reinaldo
10-31-15, 16:07
Here's a video about the 500 peso note that shows clearly how to distinguish a phony one.

http://www.banxico.org.mx/billetes-y-monedas/informacion-general/billetes-y-monedas-de-fabricacion-actual/billete-de-500-pesos/pagina-billete-500-pesos.html


Fake money is VERY easy to detect, hold it up to the sun or other good lighting. You will instantly see the fakes. Yes. Fakes are abundant in Mexico, even can be dispensed from ATMs.

Long Don Silva
10-31-15, 23:16
I've learned a lot on this board in the past month and I've given general thank you's a few times without acknowledging people specifically. So I've gone back through my posts and responses thereto in order to thank people individually. Also, Chapter 4 of Long Don's Love Stories will be up shortly.

ItsMeBeyatch I ran into you during my first trip about a month ago. Thanks for recommending this site to me and for recording my first police shakedown in case it would have gone bad.

FlapJacK for suggesting coffee with my Viagra and minimizing consumption of alcohol to prevent antagonistic effects.

Jackie for splitting the Viagra into smaller doses, insight into price negotiations with the chicas, and for recommending Ximena though it didn't work out for me (somewhat my fault).

GolfSexRroll, Horse Trader for confirming pesos as the better currency value in ZN (although that is starting to change in my experience; I will detail in my upcoming trip report).

ScatManDoo for insight into street girl interaction and pesos vs dollars.

Hugo for recommending Farmacia Piri. You are The Man! Those prices completely blow every other pharmacy out of the water.

Captain Solo for the general words of encouragement, the suggestion to avoid people who offer to be a tour guide, and for giving me hope that I can find kinky street girls out there, not just starfish-types. And for the great advice to avoid saying, "Chuparme mi polla, carbon" to the police.

Captain Solo
11-01-15, 17:02
Went to La Zona Friday night, but Saturday night the wingman wanted to go again, so who am I to say no?

Got to La Zona about 8 PM. There were lots of families with young children in costumes, trick or treating on the streets. Some young mothers even dressed up like strippers and hookers, WTF? Young Mexicans take Halloween seriously, parading in their elaborate costumes and make ups. A few Gringos were parading in their funny or scary costumes.

Putas in the bars were wearing all different kinds of costumes and make ups, looking horrible. Who would want to fuck a girl with make ups looking like Fred with half his face chopped off bloody in Friday the 13th?

This year quite a few more chicas in HK and Adelita, like half a dozen, were wearing their black nun costumes with headwear. One of the mesero in Adelita was in his full regalia of a Rome's Cardinal, complete with a purple skull cap. WTF? I think these stupid Mexican working girls and waiters low lifes in La Zona have breached the threshold of decency by parading in *****houses in their church costumes. What they did was sick and distasteful, not even remotely funny. These stupid and immoral morons are just stoking the public with more hatred and contempt for La Zona. There will be potential back lash. Damn!

The top talents were missing in HK and Adelita. Chicago club was dead like usual. 3 strippers were stripping and nobody was watching. One large woman was sitting near the long bar in her extremely scary costume and horrible make up, then when I got closer, I realized she was not wearing any Halloween make up. Hehehe. I think the better-looking putas made enough money and stayed home trick or treating with their children.

It was a big waste of time not finding any good-looking chicas on Halloween weekend in La Zona.

Long Don Silva
11-02-15, 01:01
Chapter 4: The Awakening.

Management announced at work this week that if a certain goal is met by Thursday, then Friday would be a half day. So you know what I instantaneously scheduled into my mental calendar for those potentially soon-to-be liberated hours. Come Friday morning, I learn that the time off was granted, and after getting out of work and running a couple errands, I drive straight to the border, arriving around 3:00.

It's a beautiful day, so after passing through customs, I decline the several cabs who are offering rides and I travel by foot toward the promised land. I stop at Farmacia Piri, which I finally found for the first time after Hugo's recommendation. Wow, those are amazing prices. Really, wow. I conclude my purchase which includes Kahlua chocolate balls for Ruby, the chica who rocked my world last time I was here. After I exit, I approach the arch and cross paths with a real cutie who is looking right at me with a big smile. I just say, "Hola" as she continues by. Regretting that I did not strike up a conversation, I try to reconcile the missed opportunity with the fact that she looks really young, borderline too young. Such foolish rationalization merely produces the opposite effect on me of that which I had intended.

As I stroll down the strip of Avenida Revolucion that is reserved for foot traffic, extended souvenir shop displays, and restaurant seating, an airborne bocce ball lands within about seven feet of me, quite possibly almost terminating my existence before I get another chance with the lovely, luscious Latinas. Almost immediately after it lands, a late-teens, early-twenties chump runs right up to me, seemingly as if he had thrown the apparatus in an attempt to facilitate a burglary. He quickly changes direction as the ball misses me and runs into one of the shops. Not in the mood for a confrontation and failing to see anything productive coming out of approaching said douche bag, I give him an extended stare down as I continue walking.

When I arrive at La Coahuila, I perform my standard walk through the street girls before I circle back to Tropical. As a mesero leads me to a table, I ask him if Ruby is working, to which he replies in the affirmative and promptly returns with a girl who is not Ruby. The imposter is light-skinned with medium-brown hair, really nice 5'7" spinner body wearing a bikini with an OK face. She also qualifies as having booty. She starts with the normal meet-and-greet, and I go along with it though I promptly tell her I'm looking for my amiga. She says she is my amiga, to which I tell her I'm looking for another amiga. "No te gusta?" she keeps asking me, which makes me slightly sad because I would have been all up in it if I was not anticipating another round of certain amazing-hot sex with Ruby. So she eventually gets up and leaves, thanking me for my time.

The mesero returns, asking me what happened. I tell him that's not the girl. I describe Ruby to him, then he promptly returns with her. She is wearing jeans and a casual tank-top as if she is not working, possibly just pulled from her hotel room. I ask her if she remembers me, and she says of course she does. When I playfully question the sincerity of her response, she recollects our previous encounter two weeks ago, including my shortage of funds, my trip across the border and back in order to compensate her accordingly, and the passionate acts that ensued. She tells the mesero that I'm her novio; I haven't yet decided it that's a good thing or bad.

We have a couple drinks together and I start the negotiations. I'm trying to talk her down to 700 pesos for an hour of her time but she's firm on 800. You win, Ruby. You win. Before we go upstairs, she asks me to show her the money so she knows I actually have it. I assure her I do, and my word suffices for her. We go up to the room and she's trying to get another 50 pesos out of me. After a few minutes of refusing, and her finally accepting my refusal, I tell her that I bet she's going to be a starfish now. She assures me she will not, and she eventually holds true to her word. I proceed to use the toilet, then come out and offer her 50 more pesos if she's willing to throw in a massage. She agrees, but my mind is so focused on sex that I almost instantly forget about the massage.

Per usual, I have to go number 1 in the middle of the act, and per usual it kind of kills the mood for me. That was part of my downfall with Ximena last time I was here that after I took a leak, I couldn't get going again because she was such a starfish. But Ruby reluctantly sucks me off a little bit to get me back in the groove. My difficulties lead to her accusation that I busted my load in the bathroom and now I'm trying to get a second one with her, for which she is going to have to charge me for another session. I tell her over and over again that such is not the case, rather the built-up yellow liquid was preventing me from achieving climax. After not-so-thoroughly assuaging her doubts, she makes sure to let me know this will be my last time going into a bedroom with her. I used the toilet immediately before the session and now again, so now she is very suspicious. I tell her that I always have to go frequently; I drink a lot of water and in this case I just had two beers as well.

She lets me finish in perrito. After I pull out, I show her the load I deposited in the condom and tell her that there's no way a second load can be that big. She smiles, lets out a little laugh, nods her head, and acknowledges that I indeed ejaculated only once during our session. She proceeds to grant me permission for future bedroom time with her, lifting the brief boycott she imposed. Damn straight, Ruby; I just freaking made you climax like four or five times. Even if I was trying to get two pops off, I would think I've earned it. We shower together, and she quickly gets dressed, telling me she has to leave because her babysitter called; her children have a high temperature and they need to go to the hospital. She then tells me that all the money I just gave her will be going toward that expense. At this point, I've gotten enough weird vibes from Ruby today that I'm thinking maybe I should call it quits with her.

I take another lap through the street girls and decide to finally pay a visit to the legendary Hong Kong, and the overall quality of the chicas does not disappoint. I ask customer service if Cap Solo is in the building, per his previous suggestion, but apparently I might be too early. I am mesmerized by a tall, athletic, light-skinned dancer with medium-dark brown hair, chiseled abs, naturally perfect see cups, and a perfect squat-rack ass. This girl must live at the gym when she's not working. Quite possibly the best body I've ever seen. She has a waist-to-hips ratio that evoke another dimension. There was also an amazing light-skinned, light brown-haired girl with a Marilyn Monroe mark above her lip. She was dressed as a kinky nun. Sound familiar to anyone? Can someone comment on either of their bedroom performances?

It's 9:00. Realizing that I'm ready for another session but lacking the funds to make it happen, I once again traverse the border to obtain more cash. I really need to start bringing more money. Still mentally traumatized by the about of Montezuma's Revenge from my first visit a month earlier, I grab a meal and a coffee from McD's before crossing back into Mexico. I remember reading about a good medicine to take that will allow me to eat in a foreign land with no worries; can anyone provide any insight into that topic?

After heading back into Mexico, I decide to stop at Adelita. I haven't been there since my maiden voyage to Tijuana a month ago. The quality at AB on this night is right up there with Hong Kong in my opinion. My understanding is AB girls charge a bit less than HK girls, so I stick around and take my time sizing up the selection. A lot of them tonight have amazing measurements and appear to work out regularly. Yes, a lot of abs are on display. I am in paradise. The dancers are fantastic. One girl looks like Denise Richards. Another was a morena, super sexy, tall spinner with a round, medium-sized butt and see cups.

When the morena is done dancing and makes her way to collect her propinas, I keep giving another dollar just as she's about to leave. About seven dollars later, I tell her to come back for a drink after she's done collecting. She eventually returns to my table and I notice that it appears her makeup is covering up a bit of acne. Not a big deal but it probably dropped her from an 8. 5 to a 7. 5. We have a drink together and she is very firm on her price - 1000 pesos for a half hour. I tell her I'll need an hour to finish and she tells me she can make it happen in a half hour. Since I took about 40 minutes with Ruby, I'm guessing my second session will take longer, though this girl has a better body and a similarly attractive face. I eventually dismiss her after realizing she will not budge on her prices.

I walk around the premises to further assess my options and I eventually make brief eye contact with a stunner: Karin from Guadalajara. She's about 5'5", maybe 5'6", medium brown skin, medium brown hair with blond highlights, bolt-on D cups, six-pack abs, a very pretty face, and a real nice bubble butt, the likes of which I pondered whether I could set a drink on it while she's standing. I stop near her, scanning the rest of the room to make sure she's the one I want. But she already knows that she is. She introduces herself and we continue through the same points of negotiation discussed with the previous girl. I put my arms around her waist, grab her ass, and gently press my body into hers. Such assessment convinces me she can get the job done on time, so arriba we go.

Karin undresses and her body completely blows me away. I always wanted to take a pair of synthetic breasts for a ride, and they are every bit as delightful as I thought they would be. She starts out with head and after a couple minutes, I start playing with her soaking wet pussy. She proceeds to reverse cowgirl a new experience for me. She has a tight pussy for a puta and she says she just came from Guadalajara four days ago. She must be just getting started in the business. We switch to perrito and she is very vocal to the point where I suspect a bit of acting. I'm guessing she really is enjoying it but embellishing in the voicing of her pleasure. Fine by me, it definitely helps me get off quicker. We go into missionary, which allows me to maximize the visual aesthetic of her goddess-like body. That, along with the unique sensation of her firm silicone breasts as I press my torso against hers, combined with the grip I have on her amazing ass allowing for deeper penetration, and I've busted my load in record time. But I remain optimistic that I've lasted long enough and provided her enough pleasure that she might remember me next time I come around. Not quite as wild as Ruby, but she still screws with a passion. Combined with her top-notch beauty (she's a solid 9), I think I have an ATF. She was quick to get back to work, but she did not rush at all during the act itself; she knows she can get a guy off quickly. She says she'll see me in the bar and she's on her way.

I take a shower, get dressed, and take another stroll amongst the paraditas. As many are trying to preposition me, I have to tell the lovely ladies that there is no mas leche, but some of them try to convince me otherwise. I have started returning their ch-ch-ch-ch calls, which many find quite amusing even though I'm not taking them up on their implied offers. Side note: I've done the ch-ch-ch-ch every time I've walked past Ximena today, and she awkwardly avoids eye contact. Good times.

Thinking I might treat Karin to a ficha (I know, I'm doing it backwards), I finish my lap and go back into Adelita. But it seems Karin's already gone arriba with another customer. So I walk around and have to tell one of the more assertive girls that there's no mas leche. She seems quite entertained by the statement; she grabs her friend's attention and tells me to tell her friend what I just told her. They get a good laugh out of it and she tries to convince me that I still have some left, but she's too skinny anyways so I decline. I walk around the room again and spot Karin with another customer, so we exchange subtle smiles and I let her go about her business.

After watching a few more amazingly beautiful dancers, I feel like I'm ready for a third session but with only enough money for a street girl. I make the rounds several more times since I've consumed so much water that I'm relieving myself every five minutes. I take advantage of every barker that wants me to patronize their bar, excusing myself to the restroom as they offer me a table, and in a few instances, humor their attempts to push one of their girls on me. Such efforts are quickly concluded as I am clearly not interested in any such advances.

After I feel like I've rid my body of most of the yellow liquid, I finally approach Ninfa from Morelos, who is working near the back entrance of Cascada. She is a spinner, about 5'4", A cups, medium-dark brown complexion with slightly freckled cheeks, and slightly permed dark brown hair with blond highlights. She has a small yet round butt and tight abs. I tell her I want to be with her, and I ask her what she wants. "Tu. " Yes dear, but you also want my money. How much? She offers her services at 200 pesos for 15 minutes. I counter with 300 for a half hour, but she wants 400. We eventually agree on 350 for todo, sin ropa for a half hour. As noted in previous chapters, I've had trouble finishing on past occasions. This might be a waste of time and cash, especially considering that the quality of my last round may have desensitized me to what I'm about to get.

But I have some role-playing going on in my mind. Ninfa strikes me as one of the cute girls from the bilingual program from when I was in high school. The bilingual program catered to students who predominantly spoke Spanish and did not know English very well or at all (bilingual was kind of a misnomer). Such students would not interact much with the rest of us, but I always had fantasies about having sex with those girls. I did not really speak any Spanish at the time so I would always imagine an encounter wherein neither of us could understand each other, except that we wanted each other's genitals. Too bad I was always too stoned and thus my skills with the ladies were always incapacitated during those years.

So on to the fantasy, except now I am able to communicate with such girls. Even better. Ninfa really enjoys the sex and is contributing sufficiently to the effort. I've recently discovered a new trick wherein I keep telling myself in my mind that I am not wearing a condom, and it actually works to an extent. Standard process: head, perrito, missionary. There may have been some cowgirl as well. I try to play with her pussy as she gives me head, but she prefers that I play with her nipples. Sure thing, sister. You got it. Perhaps I've met my soul mate because she has to go number 1 before and during the act as well. As I'm plowing her in missionary, she pulls my body onto hers, so I grab her ass to allow for deeper penetration. As I feel myself approaching climax, I want to see her body and her face so I back off a bit. I bust my load, and she waits for me as I shower and get dressed. She accompanies me during the entire course of my departure from the hotel. In retrospect, I wish I would have offered her a snack or a meal. She told me earlier that she was finishing work at 3:00 and after we part ways, I realize it is just about 3:00. Maybe she wanted to hang out with me a little longer. She did express a desire to learn English. Oh well, at least I told her I'll be looking for her next weekend. The role that was previously performed by Ruby will henceforth be played by Ninfa.

Long Don Silva
11-02-15, 05:10
I wanted to mention this in my report, but I forgot. Has anyone else noticed that dollars and pesos are just about at the same value in the ZN these days?

ScatManDoo
11-02-15, 17:25
Long Don: That was a great report.

But it made me want to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134).

Baxter Slade
11-02-15, 17:58
I wanted to mention this in my report, but I forgot. Has anyone else noticed that dollars and pesos are just about at the same value in the ZN these days?Yes after awhile the clubs and hotels catch up on the exchange rate. But thank god for the SG's who still use the 10 to 1 conversion. They want $20 and will accept 200 pesos.

And I hope you are still writing your detailed reports years from now when I can no longer make the trip. Felt like I was there.

Phordphan
11-02-15, 18:32
It's 9:00. Realizing that I'm ready for another session but lacking the funds to make it happen, I once again traverse the border to obtain more cash. I really need to start bringing more money. Still mentally traumatized by the about of Montezuma's Revenge from my first visit a month earlier, I grab a meal and a coffee from McD's before crossing back into Mexico. I remember reading about a good medicine to take that will allow me to eat in a foreign land with no worries; can anyone provide any insight into that topic?
Thanks for the TR.

Start using a Mexican ATM and save the trek. The ATM fee will be outweighed by the time and effort needed to cross and re-cross. Don't use the ones in the Zona.

I know of no pill that will let you eat foods in other countries with impunity. Certain antibiotics are indicated for a case of traveler's diarrhea. However that antibiotic does vary from region to region. Read the (still small) food thread for good places to eat. Tijuana is much cleaner than it used to be. I've eaten in Tijuana for years and never had a serious problem. The only problems I've had tended to come from the carts in the Zona.

AnonX69
11-02-15, 20:50
Thanks for the TR.

i know of no pill that will let you eat foods in other countries with impunity. Certain antibiotics are indicated for a case of traveler's diarrhea. However that antibiotic does vary from region to region. Read the (still small) food thread for good places to eat. Tijuana is much cleaner than it used to be. I've eaten in Tijuana for years and never had a serious problem. The only problems I've had tended to come from the carts in the Zona.I travel abroad a lot, when I do the most important item I take with me is a bottle of activated charcoal in pill form. Hospitals use them in OD and poisoning because it absorbs toxin and bacteria. Only side effect is black poo.

At the first hint, I would take a pill and rarely have to take two. I only pop two if i get diarrhea, symptoms gone by the following day. Then take one more to be safe. Note, it also absorbs alcohol, so drinking may be a waste of effort as long as the charcoal is in your system.

Captain Solo
11-02-15, 23:22
I usually withdraw cash from the Scotia ATM next to Adelita and the restaurant Monaco.

On Halloween night Saturday Oct 31, I withdrew 1,200 peso with 9.50 peso in fee, total 1209.50 peso. My bank charged me $73.41 with $3.66 fee, total $77.07.

Final exchange rate including all fees is 15.69 pesos to $1.

This exchange rate is not bad, but the transactions would show up in the bank statement as "Scotia bank Tijuana International withdrawal", in case you have to explain it to some one.

Artisttyp
11-03-15, 00:03
I travel abroad a lot, when I do the most important item I take with me is a bottle of activated charcoal in pill form. Hospitals use them in OD and poisoning because it absorbs toxin and bacteria. Only side effect is black poo.

At the first hint, I would take a pill and rarely have to take two. I only pop two if i get diarrhea, symptoms gone by the following day. Then take one more to be safe. Note, it also absorbs alcohol, so drinking may be a waste of effort as long as the charcoal is in your system.They sell these pills in Tijuana. I forget the brand name they go under. My experience with them is they don't stop the runs or gas / bloating. . both of which need to be remedied in order to get better.

Captain Solo
11-03-15, 00:04
Wow. I really enjoy Long Dong's blow-by-blow narratives of his 3 sexual encounters in La Zona. 3 sessions to completion without requiring any ED pills are a good achievement, even for studs, worthy of mention.

The bocce ball is a metal sphere probably around 6 to 7 pounds. If it hits someone it could break some bones and disable a person, and could cause serious injuries. It's usually played in vacant alleys, definitely unsafe on busy Revolucion. I think the cabron did intentionally try to hit Long Dong and knock him out for a robbery. It's a danger that should be reported to the policia, or at least send them an email, alerting them of the attempt, if that would do any good. Damn. Another Tijuana danger to watch out for.

It's a shame his flame Ruby in Tropical would try to squeeze him for every extra 50 pesos. I've had more bad experiences than good in Tropical, including the rough chicas and cheating meseros. In my mind, Tropical is a very rough bar, nowhere as nice, clean, fun, sexy, entertaining and professionally-managed as Hong Kong. The dark, gruff, filthy feels in Tropical always give the chills up the back of my neck and make me feel tense.

Looks like Ninfa really digs Long Dong. You can tell if the chicas really dig you when they keep caressing your body, pulling your ass in for deeper penetration, and trying to prolong the pleasure in the session. Sex is far more satisfying when the girls really want to fuck and act out their horniness, perhaps some attraction or love. Sure beat the cold starfish any time.

I think she did hint at going out with him after her shift at 3 AM. A few of these young street girls wanted me to take them out to eat or to Las Pulgas for tequilas after work. Of course after some food, drinking and dancing, the sex could be far more loving and intense. Hehe. So Long Dong should try to pick up Ninfa again for a night out after work and report how juicier it would go.

I am surprised that he seems to have to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) mid session every time, which is unusual for most males. It makes it difficult to restart the erection and resume the chicas' sexy mood, but it may points to more serious problems with his prostrate or may be a case of diabetes. He should research this issue and check with the right doctors.

Long Don writes good trip reports with lots of juicy details of the sex acts. Also the personalities and attitudes of chicas in various venues, that is enjoyable reading and very helpful mongers, newbies and old timers alike. At this rate Long Dong may soon be publishing his own "Fifty shades of PINK" of his sexual exploits in La Zona. Congrats.


Chapter 4: The Awakening.

As I stroll down the strip of Avenida Revolucion that is reserved for foot traffic, extended souvenir shop displays, and restaurant seating, an airborne bocce ball lands within about seven feet of me, quite possibly almost terminating my existence before I get another chance with the lovely, luscious Latinas. Almost immediately after it lands, a late-teens, early-twenties chump runs right up to me, seemingly as if he had thrown the apparatus in an attempt to facilitate a burglary. He quickly changes direction as the ball misses me and runs into one of the shops. Not in the mood for a confrontation and failing to see anything productive coming out of approaching said douche bag, I give him an extended stare down as I continue walking.

When I arrive at La Coahuila, I perform my standard walk through the street girls before I circle back to Tropical. As a mesero leads me to a table, I ask him if Ruby is working, to which he replies in the affirmative and promptly returns with a girl who is not Ruby. The imposter is light-skinned with medium-brown hair, really nice 5'7" spinner body wearing a bikini with an OK face. She also qualifies as having booty. She starts with the normal meet-and-greet, and I go along with it though I promptl

The mesero returns, asking me what happened. I tell him that's not the girl. I describe Ruby to him, then he promptly returns with her. She is wearing jeans and a casual tank-top as if she is not working, possibly just pulled from her hotel room. I ask her if she remembers me, and she says of course she does. When I playfully question the sincerity of her response, she recollects our previous encounter two weeks ago, including my shortage of funds, my trip across the border and back in order to compensate her accordingly, and the passionate acts that ensued. She tells the mesero that I'm her novio; I haven't yet decided it that's a good thing or bad...

AnonX69
11-03-15, 00:57
Anyone know what kind of outlets are used in Tijuana. I've never took the time to look when I stay over night there.

Dickhead
11-03-15, 01:18
A lot of them are identical to the US but some aren't grounded, so if you have a three prong grounded plug, you might need an adapter.

http://www.adaptelec.com/index.php?main_page=document_general_info&products_id=271

http://www.power-plugs-sockets.com/mexico/

Artisttyp
11-03-15, 04:19
Anyone know what kind of outlets are used in Tijuana. I've never took the time to look when I stay over night there.110 v works for me. Even my space heater. Just bring your american gadgets and plugs.

SportMongr
11-03-15, 06:38
3 AM Saturday night or Sunday morning, after too many comp beers from HK, I was hanging out outside of Adlelita waiting for my wingman to finish fucking around with the putas. I found Ximena in her short short skirt, leaning a against the wall in front of the run down Playboy club. She is tall and athletic. Her legs are long, good-looking. She does work long shifts with irregular schedule.

We had to stop to add lube. Ximena was so tight I could not penetrate her. The previous long session with Kristal in the hotel Cascada coupled with all the drink dulled down my senses. I was plowing hard and fast into Ximena for a long time while she was laying there, looking up at me with her doll face and breathing heavily. I fucked a few very beautiful models in Hollywood and they all had their pretty but expressionless faces like Ximena. They must be deeply focused on the feelings between their legs.

I finally came, moaning loudly, kissing her pretty face. She just took 200 pesos and never ever gave me any upselling, complaints or bad attitudes. I really like her sweet, sexy, conspiratorial smile on her pretty face with the cute dimples, like she knows what we want to do with each other in bed. Overall, Ximena is a beautiful girls with her strong, sexy, hard body, long, strong legs and see cups with good attitudes. Recommended. Hehehe.Wow? The full menu for 200 pesos is that the BFF discount? That doesn't sound right when ladies I ask. Seem to go for 300 for 1 position. If lucky 300 for the total package. But 2 seems laughable to even mention. Could I be wrong?

Captain Solo
11-03-15, 10:41
Ximena would do everything I want to do pleasantly, except deep mouth kissing, and would accepts 200 pesos from me without any problems. Other mongers seem to pay the same 200 pesos.

With her pretty face and her tall, lean, hard, athletic body, Ximena could turn many heads if she walks down any streets in California.

She is seriously undervalued.


Wow? The full menu for 200 pesos is that the BFF discount? That doesn't sound right when ladies I ask. Seem to go for 300 for 1 position. If lucky 300 for the total package. But 2 seems laughable to even mention. Could I be wrong?

KevinMorison
11-03-15, 15:57
200 p for that is not uncommon. What is so strange about that? Late at night taking in another 200 p one position is not strange at all. Would she rather make zero pesos that late at night or keep piling up the cash? I think it is funny that folks mock those that can not get the same service at the normal price. If you can not get that 200 p service than you allow the up sell for the standard service. Even more so when it is super slow for the ladies due to many factors.

GolfSexRroll
11-03-15, 16:56
Wow? The full menu for 200 pesos is that the BFF discount? That doesn't sound right when ladies I ask. Seem to go for 300 for 1 position. If lucky 300 for the total package. But 2 seems laughable to even mention. Could I be wrong?Can't always go on what the captain says. He sometimes gets confused what is reality and what is his recollection is. The 200 p girls are one thing, but free comp beers in HK, now that is is hard to believe! Hong Kong. Come on!

Captain Solo
11-03-15, 17:14
How can I be confused that the cheap, stupid low lifes are never treated with decency in HK?


Can't always go on what the captain says. He sometimes gets confused what is reality and what is his recolection is. The 200 p girls are one thing, but free comp beers in HK, now THAT is is hard to believe! Hong Kong. Come on!

SportMongr
11-04-15, 07:43
200 p for that is not uncommon. What is so strange about that? Late at night taking in another 200 p one position is not strange at all. Would she rather make zero pesos that late at night or keep piling up the cash? I think it is funny that folks mock those that can not get the same service at the normal price. If you can not get that 200 p service than you allow the up sell for the standard service. Even more so when it is super slow for the ladies due to many factors.I know last minute. But is any one fishishing Mañana? If you are. Pm me and let's grab a beer and look at bouncing chi chi's. I will be checking the site.

Kev, I know the 200 pesos seems reasonable for the bent over, bra on, pants down, wham bam 15 min. Ma'am. His story seemed like the best you are going to get at street level. That usually requires a bit more coinage. Since Ximena is a bit on the older side That may be the kicker. I have seen that lady and walked by 1) not really my type. Looked a bit hardened and aged, and 2) someone replied some bad times with her. But due to the new info. If I have the moment I will sample the goods;) and give my 2 pesos.

Captain Solo
11-04-15, 17:56
I still have a few vouchers for unlimited free sex all night, in any positions, with the one and only young, tall, sexy, slim, strong, sweet, healthy, good-looking Ximena.

Jackie888
11-04-15, 18:37
Ximena is a moody girl. When she is in a good mood, she will wrap her arms around me then run her hands in my shirt, knowing exactly where to stroke before even hinting arriba. She is playful, affectionate and irresistibly charming as she enjoys leaving lipstick all over my neck while she tries to seduce me.

When she isn't in a good mood, the only thing she says is "lets go upstairs" and quickly dismisses me at my slightest hesitation. I am only a lowly insect to her.

She must be a "pain in the ass" of a real-life girlfriend for anyone.

KevinMorison
11-04-15, 19:05
I still have a few vouchers for unlimited free sex all night, in any positions, with the one and only young, tall, sexy, slim, strong, sweet, healthy, good-looking Ximena.Can I exchange that for a 3 hour tour with a walker?

SportMongr
11-04-15, 20:45
Hmm, K-12 education, medical care (emergency rooms, clinics and Obamacare), Earned Income Tax Credit, drivers licenses (nominal charge), housing subsidies, SNAP (aka food stamps), WIC, legal representation, just to name a few.For illegally entering or overstaying a visa. Thrown in jail adap! Hmm. I think we offer a fair deal. Especially when you factor in the right to sue in court for millions. And ability to drive without insurance, the new one is free cell phone service.

Captain Solo
11-04-15, 22:13
For your good taste, I do have a voucher for and entire week of free, unlimited bare back sex with the tall, pretty, sexy, good-looking Yolanda.

Yolanda will arrive at your hotel room in her chauffered wheel chair.


Can I exchange that for a 3 hour tour with a walker?

Long Don Silva
11-05-15, 05:56
Wow. I really enjoy Long Dong's blow-by-blow narratives of his 3 sexual encounters in La Zona. 3 sessions to completion without requiring any ED pills are a good achievement, even for studs, worthy of mention.I got to be honest, I had Viagra. I take good care of my health, so if it wasn't for all the porn I used to watch, it probably wouldn't have been necessary. Alas, it has taken a slight toll on me.

Also, sorry I missed you at HK. I asked the customer service desk for you, but I may have been too early; I was there from 8-9. And in response to your report of lackluster selection of chicas on Saturday, I would guess it was because they were all working Friday.

Conejito
11-05-15, 11:19
Wed. evening, walked into Tijuana about 10 PM, visited Chicago Club, Adelita Bar, Hong Kong, and walked around block to see the outside girls.

Chicago Club: several older females, not attractive, but also 2 good looking younger ones. They were having fun rubbing on each other and dancing even with no tips. It's worth a look.

Adelita Bar: many attractive females considering not the weekend yet. Crowd was medium size, more customers than usual I think. A small cute dancer put an LED flashlight in her tight pussy and was shining it in the eyes of a customer, LOL.

Hong Kong: again, many good bodies in there, although you can't always say the same about the faces. But each to his own. Same crowd as in Adelita.

Street: very few girls out, and they were shivering. Apparently the cold weather has caused them to cover up a lot more, too bad.

I went across street from Adelita to the Oxxo store, got some candy. Left the store and was detained by 2 police in a car right in front of the store, which was very surprising at such a central location. They said I was "walking on the bad side". They put my hands on the car and pulled out all my stuff, finding a small pocket knife I always carry on my keychain. I was told that is illegal, ordered to get in the car and was driven away to a dark location. They said I was going to jail and later a judge, mentioning a fine of $1,000. They had my passport, keys, $200 cash, and a credit card I brought by accident. I mentioned I would rather take care of things right then, if possible. They inquired how much I could get from an ATM. I sort of got around that by saying it was not an ATM card. Shortly thereafter they handed back my stuff, except the cash and my knife, and dropped me off somewhat near the border taxis.

No line whatever at 1 AM to walk back in. I suggest you bring a warm sweatshirt or jacket these days.

KevinMorison
11-05-15, 15:38
1. Guns are not allowed.

2. Any type of Knife.

They are totally illegal and will get you in big trouble or robbed by the cops. I understand pussy fog, and we get all crazy, but you really must make sure you do not accidentally bring in things that are going to jam you up with these pigs. They are in high rob everyone one mode, and it will get worse heading into the Christmas time. I have never had or read so many reports on this site and others of Veteran Mongers getting jammed up by these pigs. Try not to give them a reason to rob you then drop you off somewhere. Yes the zona is like going to adult Disneyland but, at least when Disneyland robs you of thousands of dollars, you do not get dropped off in a different area after being shaken down for cash, and maybe being forced to cough up money out of your bank account too. When they have the guns and the badge they have the power when they take you out of the zona. Hard to stand your ground when your taken for a ride. One way to avoid that is never roll into Mexico with weapons. If you have a room only leave it with a few hundred pesos, so if you do have a bad encounter you're not totally screwed.

Steven
11-05-15, 16:59
I suggest you keep perfectly clean while on the khunt hunt. That means don't bring anything that can be construed as a weapon, don't smell of drinking, and don't have any medication on you or in you. Nevertheless that is one fucked up story. I'm glad at least that you had no line coming back. ' Tis the season to be jolly, and the cops are now into their jolly season, needing $$ to buy presents for their families. No telling what they might do. But out and out kidnapping and robbery? Holy Baby Jesus! So guys, be smart about what you got and what you're doing, because the pressure will be on until after New Year's.

Captain Solo
11-05-15, 17:26
Damn this is a serious robbery by policia, in front of OXXO no less.

First of all, when you are searched, take your wallet and cash out and keep them in your hands. That way the damn policias cannot steal them. Also they were bluffing you. You should have called their bluff and insisted that they take you to see the judge, who sits inside the policia office. You can sort it out there. Most time they would look like shit in front of the judge and would just give up and let you go.

You should report this very serious incident to Sindicuria, which is the office of the City Attorney, responsible for investigating and prosecuting police misconduct and corruption. I posted their web site in the past. Give them as much info about date, place, and any identification of the ratero policia as you can, with your tel and email for them to contact you. I would also take a taxi ride and go down to their office and file formal charges. Their office is in City hall on Independencia in Zona Rio.

You don't have to fear these stupid robbing assholes. You need to fuck them up their stupid asses to improve public safety.


I went across street from Adelita to the Oxxo store, got some candy. Left the store and was detained by 2 police in a car right in front of the store, which was very surprising at such a central location. They said I was "walking on the bad side". They put my hands on the car and pulled out all my stuff, finding a small pocket knife I always carry on my keychain. I was told that is illegal, ordered to get in the car and was driven away to a dark location. They said I was going to jail and later a judge, mentioning a fine of $1,000. They had my passport, keys, $200 cash, and a credit card I brought by accident. I mentioned I would rather take care of things right then, if possible. They inquired how much I could get from an ATM. I sort of got around that by saying it was not an ATM card. Shortly thereafter they handed back my stuff, except the cash and my knife, and dropped me off somewhat near the border taxis...

Captain Solo
11-05-15, 17:37
I was in Tijuana both Friday and Saturday night, but I did not go into the club until about 10 PM. I usually hang out near bar Kowloon.

If you do 3 sessions a night with Viagra, it would be hard to come all 3 times. The chicas dread guys who get pumped up by ED pills and take long times to come. Kenya was a very pretty and sweet girl who really enjoyed sex with me. But after a while she would feel discomfort and gently ask me to finish. One time I was in Asia screwing too many girls so my dick got sore. I actually dreaded the pain of having sex then.

You have the advantage of speaking Spanish, so you can get to know what's going on in the chicas' hearts and minds better. I hope you get some sweet love and some hot sex out of this girl Ninfa near hotel Cascada.


I got to be honest, I had Viagra. I take good care of my health, so if it wasn't for all the porn I used to watch, it probably wouldn't have been necessary. Alas, it has taken a slight toll on me.

Also, sorry I missed you at HK. I asked the customer service desk for you, but I may have been too early; I was there from 8-9. And in response to your report of lackluster selection of chicas on Saturday, I would guess it was because they were all working Friday.

Baxter Slade
11-05-15, 19:58
After I first read your report it looked like you may have been a victim of Tijuana's finest. But after reading what the USA Consulate had to say about carrying even a small pocket knife in Mexico you may have gotten off lucky only losing the knife and $200 . They say you could have been held in jail until trial. And face a maximum of 5 years in a Mexican prison. And probably spending 10's of thousands in attorney fees.

So like Steven said with the holidays approaching the cops and criminals are going to be desperate. So by all means watch your back and think twice about anything you carry on your person.

NashDrummerBoy
11-05-15, 21:44
Last min trip to SD, never been to Tijuana. One night avail. Sat. RTFF but didn't see concensus on best times to go and return. Any advice appreciated.

Hobbiest1
11-05-15, 22:58
Last min trip to SD, never been to Tijuana. One night avail. Sat. RTFF but didn't see concensus on best times to go and return. Any advice appreciated.I would say that the best time to go is during the day because after 7 pm there are many more guys competing for the ladies. I have been during the day and late nights and I find the best time is between 3 - 7 pm. As far as heading back and lines, you may want to do your thing at HK or Adelita, then treat yourself to a nice dinner so that you hit the line at around 9 or 10 pm. NO People crossing at that hour. At least in my experience. I hope this helps. H1.

Captain Solo
11-06-15, 00:24
It seems the consensus for the best time is between 8 PM and 2 AM on Friday and Saturday. That is when there are the most people in the alley and in the clubs.

Also that is when most chicas show up to work and the alley and the clubs. Their population virtually doubles during that time with the most attractive girls.

I usually avoid La Zona during the day time because there are hardly any chicas worth looking at, left alone taking to bed.


Last min trip to SD, never been to Tijuana. One night avail. Sat. RTFF but didn't see concensus on best times to go and return. Any advice appreciated.

Jackie888
11-06-15, 00:43
Here is my checklist when I travel to Tijuana in general for the newer folks.

1. Cash.

2. Passport and drivers license. (No ID means illegal alien, subject to arrest and deportation.).

3. Key to my car.

4. Phone.

5. Viagra in sealed packaging clearly labeled Viagra or its generic name.

6. Number to Tijuana internal affairs.

7. Condoms & wetnaps. (Funny).

Guns, hunting knife, swiss army knife, house keys, ATM cards, laptop, etc. All stay on this side of the border.

PussyLover26
11-06-15, 17:14
Question Brothers:

Is there a dress code in Hong Kong and Adelitas. Can I wear sweat pants also what are some typical outfits you guys wear when down there mongering?

Captain Solo
11-06-15, 17:57
HK has no official dress code, but they can and do evict anyone when they want to.

Consider all HK's floor managers, front door reception guys all wear starched shirts and ties. All security guys and meseros wear nice, clean uniforms. So HK is a fairly classy entertainment place that prefers classy clients over smelly and filthy homeless hobos.

Most local Mexicans would wear nice, clean casual clothes, like a pair of jean and a shirt. I have seen a few Gringos and Asians with cargo shorts during the heat wave, but sweat pants and tank tops would be way to low brow; the chicas would not be friendly, the meseros may be insulting, and the seguridads may ask you to leave.

Just wear nice, clean, casual, comfortable clothes like going out partying with friends; jeans and nice T shirt would do. The chicas would be attracted to you and give you very good, fun times.


Question Brothers:

Is there a dress code in Hong Kong and Adelitas. Can I wear sweat pants also what are some typical outfits you guys wear when down there mongering?

Long Don Silva
11-06-15, 19:22
Question Brothers:

Is there a dress code in Hong Kong and Adelitas. Can I wear sweat pants also what are some typical outfits you guys wear when down there mongering?I'm not aware of a dress code, but I do not recall seeing anyone in the bars with sweatpants. If you want the chicas to be more active in bed, it always helps to dress up at least a little. They tend to judge a man based on his attire, and will probably act accordingly in bed. The girl's willingness to get into the act is very high on my priorities of value, as I would imagine is the case for most men. I usually wear a polo with jeans or khakis, and that usually works out for me; you don't have to go all out but at least something like that would be recommendable.

Enjoy, and please post a trip report.

SBeach25
11-06-15, 20:06
Question Brothers:

Is there a dress code in Hong Kong and Adelitas. Can I wear sweat pants also what are some typical outfits you guys wear when down there mongering?You can wear what ever you want. Hell, go down dressed up as elvis if you want. Only thing they don't like is you not spending.

Jackie888
11-06-15, 20:30
Question Brothers:

Is there a dress code in Hong Kong and Adelitas. Can I wear sweat pants also what are some typical outfits you guys wear when down there mongering?There is no dress code. But if you look nice (clean shirt with collar, clean pants), you generally get priority with the girls and more respect from cops. It's human nature.

Conejito
11-06-15, 22:25
Thank you all for your replies.

I am still very surprised I was detained by police directly across the street from Adelita. That is probably not good for business.

Oh well, be careful people. Later.

Jackie888
11-08-15, 18:34
Got out of work a little early Friday afternoon and made it to La Jolla at 6 ish, and right into the SD gridlock. So I spend an hour in a coffee shop and waited out the traffic. Made it to the border at about 8 pm and tried the new parking lot across from the UTEA lot.

Very nice lot with excellent lighting to deter theft. There were alot of parking spaces with reasonable room to park ones car without swiping the next car. The walk to the border is safer because it is more in the open. One uses the same pedestrian bridge as one would if parked at the UTEA lot. The only down side is that it is $10 from Friday. Sun. But it is more secured than other lots in my opinion.

Upon arriving I ran into Ximena who was in a very good mood. She even asked me to take her dancing inside the adjoining bar. I checked her out. She was not intoxicated with alcohol nor drugs. Sadly I had to decline because I was meeting a favorite elsewhere.

At HK I met a beautiful girl named Morena, obviously a HK stage name. Drop dead gorgeous face, she would have made a fine beauty queen in another life. Unfortunately I told her I was a doctor and she quoted me $120 as a result. Oops, I forgot that this was HK and not the real world and so I used the wrong lie. I normally tell them I am a starving musician to bring the prices down. Doctor for non-pros; musician for pros. I have to remember this. So I replied that she is very expensive and I would have to think about it, but Just out of curiosity, how much would it cost to take her home and introduce her to my momma that she was my new fiancé? She practically melted into my arms with that comment and kissed me softly, something she said she doe s not do.

At Tropicals I meet my all time favorite. She is still angry that I wouldn't meet her on her day off. It's not personal but I prefer to not have a romantic relationship with someone whom I need a passport and 4 hours in traffic just to meet. We go upstairs and she was mechanical as ever. I guess she thinks that if I want to keep it professional, she was going to treat me like a client.

Consequently the sex was just OK instead of mind blowing. Afterwards we laid in each other's arms while she gently whispered "I want you" in Spanish into my ears while running her fingers through my hair. The problem was just minutes earlier she was rimming my ass with her fingers. So now I am freaking out. "is she getting me back by smearing shit in my hair?" Oh man it was pure torture. "Didn't she use a condom on her finger?" So she is staring at me, and I am starkng at her hands and squirming around. "Is that shit I smell?" I'm twisting back and forth, and she thinks I'm having some sort of multiple orgasm. So she strokes my hair even more aggressively. "Fuck, fuck! Don't put your fingers into my mouth!" I said. She can't understand a lick of English, so she is really ready for more action and is yelling out that she wants me.

The knock comes and I jumped outta bed and into the showers. She follows me and tenderly bathed me inside. Ok she is bcak treating me like a novio in the showers. Clearly she forgave me after seeing my pure raw emotions while cuddling minutes earlier. Afterwards I find out that we went for about 1. 5 hours. So I tipped the cleaning boy $2 for his understanding and his saving knock. Man I really like this girl.

But I'm really kicking myself this morning for not taking Morena from HK to bed. Hopefully in several weeks when I return, I can tell her that I'm a starving musician and bring the prices down to a reasonable amount. I think I love Morena as well.

Captain Solo
11-08-15, 19:56
Jackie is as funny and informative as ever.

He really connects to the chicas, including Ximena. She has to like him a lot to ask him to take her dancing in the bar, drinking, romancing, then presumably no-hole-barred hot sex in the 5-star hotel Garcia.

A few HK chicas have been quoting $120 to $120 for a ST fuck in hotel Cascada. Apparently a few guys have been them high pussy prices on tip of the hotel Cascada $17ST room, $1 robe tip and $1 janitor tip. Damn. This pussy inflation is very annoying. I did have offer from a fine HK chica from Acapulco for $50. Juri in Adelita fucked my wingman for 400 peso or about $25 at present exchange rate. So the bros should not be piissing away all their savings but they should bargain for lower prices and negotiate for better services and longer time ect.

I keep checking in tropical but never found any chicas worth fucking. They all look plain and crude, some even ugly and fat, typical of rural farm girls. I prefer the pretty, soft and gentle-looking chicas, typical Spanish beauty who can make me soft and loving. The only time I found I found the young, pretty and bubbly Ariceli, she turned out to be a drug-addicted, hardened lesbian who found me repulsive fucking her pussy in bed.

But it's good that Jackie find his favorita in Tropical that he he can get excited, horny and passionate in bed. A lot of these chicas are rural girls who are so stupid and low-class, they don't give a shit about cleanliness. Some even enjoy the kin kinkiest and filthiest acts like rimming and sucking out each other butt holes and spread the [CodeWord113] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113) around, smelling and tasting it. YUK!

By what he described, I think Jackie has been looking for the soft, warm, fuzzy feeling of being loved and being in love, besides the physical and mechanical acts of sex. It feels very very good to have a good-looking girl who loves and cares for you, showing their good feelings in lots of loving words and caring gestures, and of course, willing to do any sort of kinky sex acts in bed.

I hope one day Jackie will find his ultimate love and sex partner, hopefully someone with good upbringings, good morals, education, career, and not some some cheap hos from rural Mexico, who just don't know enough to enrich his life, but may be stupid enough to destroy any good things they have together.


Got out of work a little early Friday afternoon and made it to La Jolla at 6 ish, and right into the SD gridlock. So I spend an hour in a coffee shop and waited out the traffic. Made it to the border at about 8 pm and tried the new parking lot across from the UTEA lot.

Upon arriving I ran into Ximena who was in a very good mood. She even asked me to take her dancing inside the adjoining bar. I checked her out. She was not intoxicated with alcohol nor drugs. Sadly I had to decline because I was meeting a favorite elsewhere.

At HK I met a beautiful girl named Morena, obviously a HK stage name. Drop dead gorgeous face, she would have made a fine beauty queen in another life. Unfortunately I told her I was a doctor and she quoted me $120 as a result. Oops, I forgot that this was HK and not the real world and so I used the wrong lie. I normally tell them I am a starving musician to bring the prices down. Doctor for non-pros; musician for pros.

At Tropicals I meet my all time favorite. She is still angry that I wouldn't meet her on her day off. It's not personal but I prefer to not have a romantic relationship with someone whom I need a passport and 4 hours in traffic just to meet. We go upstairs and she was mechanical as ever. I guess she thinks that if I want to keep it professional, she was going to treat me like a client.

Consequently the sex was just OK instead of mind blowing. Afterwards we laid in each other's arms while she gently whispered "I want you" in Spanish into my ears while running her fingers through my hair. The problem was just minutes earlier she was rimming my ass with her fingers. So now I am freaking out. "is she getting me back by smearing shit in my hair?" Oh man it was pure torture. "Didn't she use a condom on her finger?" So she is staring at me, and I am starkng at her hands and squirming around. "Is that shit I smell?" I'm twisting back and forth, and she thinks I'm having some sort of multiple orgasm. So she strokes my hair even more aggressively. "Fuck, fuck! Don't put your fingers into my mouth!" I said. She can't understand a lick of English, so she is really ready for more action and is yelling out that she wants me.

Captain Solo
11-08-15, 20:10
Got to La Zona about 10 PM. Parked the monger car and walking to HK. On the way the wingman wanted to check out Bar Dulces & Guabana on Ninos, only a few doors North of restaurante La Perla.

The bar was pretty nice and clean, with nice soft lighting and Mexican music playing, 1 stripper at the pole, about 10 chicas sitting on chairs along the wall, but no clients whatsoever. We went all the way inside for the banos and found 1 old Mexican sitting in the booth in the back, generally ravaging a big, fat, ugly girl.

The bar was dead. The 10 chicas were sitting stiffly and silently along the wall. I found only 1 young, slim, pretty girl that I would potentially buy fichas for and probably take to the hotel to fuck. The meseros were trying to get us to stay to buy their $8 fichas. They said the girls are negotiable, $60 to $80 and the hotel room is conveniently next door through a side door for $20.

It looked obvious that all 10 the & G chicas have been sitting around on their asses all night on a busy Friday night without hooking any guys or doing any business. They should try a few marketing gimmicks, like close out pussy sales, 2 for 1 pussy specials, 3 for 1 beers ect. Rather than just hanging in their desperate situation and die their silent death.

Perhaps good deals could be made with the girls given their lack of business. Someone should go in the & G an dkick a few stupid butts in their management and get their business going.

Long Don Silva
11-09-15, 02:44
Got to La Zona about 10 PM. Parked the monger car and walking to HK. On the way the wingman wanted to check out Bar Dulces & Guabana on Ninos, only a few doors North of restaurante La Perla.

The bar was pretty nice and clean, with nice soft lighting and Mexican music playing, 1 stripper at the pole, about 10 chicas sitting on chairs along the wall, but no clients whatsoever. We went all the way inside for the banos and found 1 old Mexican sitting in the booth in the back, generally ravaging a big, fat, ugly girl.

The bar was dead. The 10 chicas were sitting stiffly and silently along the wall. I found only 1 young, slim, pretty girl that I would potentially buy fichas for and probably take to the hotel to fuck. The meseros were trying to get us to stay to buy their $8 fichas. They said the girls are negotiable, $60 to $80 and the hotel room is conveniently next door through a side door for $20.

It looked obvious that all 10 the & G chicas have been sitting around on their asses all night on a busy Friday night without hooking any guys or doing any business. They should try a few marketing gimmicks, like close out pussy sales, 2 for 1 pussy specials, 3 for 1 beers ect. Rather than just hanging in their desperate situation and die their silent death.

Perhaps good deals could be made with the girls given their lack of business. Someone should go in the & G an dkick a few stupid butts in their management and get their business going.I stopped in a few weeks ago. Very classy ambience but it sounds like they have a few things to learn about supply and demand economics. The girls are decent but not quite Hong Kong nor Adelita quality. Pricy short term hotel rates, too.

Cheerfull
11-09-15, 04:56
Greetings,

I went to Tijuana this weekend from OC and wanted to share my experience with you. This was my first trip to Tijuana in many years, I think since the early 90's. I don; t live that far from the border but I I always go to So. America or Canada for a good time. If I recall correctly, the last time I went to Tijuana, cars could drive straight thru the border into Tijuana without stopping. Anybody remember this? Anyway had a meeting at the Amigo casino, which was my primary reason for going to Tijuana (there was also by happenstance a great arts and crafts faire at the plazita next door). Had several hours free before attending a private party later that evening. Took a cab to Adelitas around 4 pm, walked right in, and sat at the bar. The whole place was dimly lit, lots of mien and women in the place. An attractive light skin babe was sitting next to me, she said from Veracuz, pretty face. The experience with her was a dissapointment, who whole demeanor and attiitude changed quickly, plus she was a plus size. After leaving Adelitas turned left and walked around to the end of the block and turned left again. A guy in Adelitas told me there were streekwalkers all over the place around there and I wanted to see. Sure enough on that block there were many young ladies standing around doorways. Some I thought were attractive. I walked to the end of the block made a left, walked to the end of the block and made another left. There were streetwalkers all over the place. I had never seen anything quite like it. Went back onto the main drag and this time went into Hong Kong, wow what a place. Non stop action. There were strippers dancing, chinas in a jacuzzi foolingaround with the guys, guys making out with the babes in the booths. What a scene. I'll admit I can to this place with low expectations. My worldly experiences have been in Toroto, Montreal, and Buenos Aires and there are lots of accounts on this forum that Tijuana is marginal at best. Sat down and ordered a drink and watched the pole dancers for a while, some very attractive women, with nice figures, and not so attractive women dancing. At my station, it seemed every third dancer was a little thick Mexicana, the type who would not cut it anywhere else I have been. So one went the extra miles and would spread her legs and guys would insert a dollar into her you know what. I thought this was rather amusing. There would women of all shapes and sizes in this club. What I noticed is that the? Streetwalkers" tend to be much younger than than girls in the clubs. Some of the streetwalkers must have been teens, something I didn't see in the two clubs. How can you confrm that a streetwalker is of age? Anyway back to Hong Kong, after viewing the pole dancers for a while walked around the club and spotted one petite attracctive lady who I asked for a lap dance. She didn't seem to know what a lapdance was (how do you say lapdance in Spanish? Had to have one of the meseros provide an assist. Went upstairs and you get 5 minutes. It was more like a high school make put session (DFK) than a dance, I was a happy camper. I left Hong Kong made a left and this time at the corner had a deliciious taco, real tasty, from a street vendor at the corner. Then I proceeded to walk the same route that I had an hour or so early. What I notice was that this time there was not a streetwalker to be seen on Heroes street, like they have all got up and vanished. I don't know if they were all with customers or if the policia decided to tell them to get lost. Very wreird. On the last leg of my route there were streeywlakers milling about, but not as many as before. One very young, she said 20 yrs, cutie blond told me she charges 200 pesos plus a room charge. She seemed really sweet and I could not help but feel for her lot, so young and in such a place. She said she is there every day. I wished her well and walked pass hotel Santiego and then started walking going upstreet just to check out the sites. Passed a Macdonalds and contued to a resto bar, fashionable with custom beers and pizza. Order a drink and pizza, the gal tried to short change me 20 pesos but I called her on it. Also at the border right before crossing I gave a gal at the change booth 7 twenties and she gave me bac pesos for six twenties. I had double counted the twenties before giving it to the cashier. I did notice she put the money to the side very briefly, something fishy was going on. Guys keep a close watch on your change, I think they like to rip off gringos in Tijuana. Anyway walked up calle Revolucion a few blocks just to check things out, what I notice that the streets start to get cleaned up once you leave the RLD. By th way, I did not feel unsafe at all milling around by myself. I think as long as there are alot of people out and about you should be ok. The areas I walked around I don't think I would want to walk around in late at night. Guys, question. What time does the seond shift start at Hong Kong and Adelitas?

Thanks

HorseTrader
11-09-15, 13:02
Cheerful. Thanks for the nice report.

Hong Kong doesn't really work on a 2 or 3 shift system. More like about 10 shifts. They seem to have girls coming in at about 2-hour increments.

Captain Solo
11-09-15, 16:26
HK's shift change is 8 PM when the bar tenders clear out their registers, move their liquor bottles and the meseros go upstairs to change and go home.

Some first-shift chicas also go upstairs and change to go home, but lots of chicas work long shifts, like 12 to 14 hours. The night-shift chicas also start to file in between 8 to 10 PM and work until 4 to 6 AM. After 8 PM there are the most and the best-looking chicas working in HK.

HK seems to have flexible work rules where the chicas come and go randomly.


What time does the seond shift start at Hong Kong and Adelitas?

Thanks

Jackie888
11-09-15, 19:29
More girls tend to come in at 3 pm, and 8 pm. They generally work a 9 hour shift. However it's really flexible and one sees them coming in and out all throughout the day. Best looking ones work the later shifts. Less pretty ones work the earlier shifts.

Sometimes one can tell on their faces how long they've been there. Later in the day, one can tell that the earlier girls just want to get the hell out of there and go home. It's a pretty loud environment. And they're not going to get any action while competing with the better looking later girls.

Phordphan
11-09-15, 20:06
Afterwards we laid in each other's arms while she gently whispered "I want you" in Spanish into my ears while running her fingers through my hair. The problem was just minutes earlier she was rimming my ass with her fingers. So now I am freaking out. "is she getting me back by smearing shit in my hair?" Oh man it was pure torture. "Didn't she use a condom on her finger?" So she is staring at me, and I am starkng at her hands and squirming around. "Is that shit I smell?" I'm twisting back and forth, and she thinks I'm having some sort of multiple orgasm. So she strokes my hair even more aggressively. "Fuck, fuck! Don't put your fingers into my mouth!" I said. She can't understand a lick of English, so she is really ready for more action and is yelling out that she wants me.
She's telling you that she loves you, not that she wants you. Te quiero = I love you, but not in the same way as Te amo.

Clean you ass occasionally and you won't have these problems.

Phordphan
11-09-15, 20:15
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Baxter Slade
11-10-15, 00:05
She's telling you that she loves you, not that she wants you. Te quiero = I love you, but not in the same way as Te amo.

Clean you ass occasionally and you won't have these problems.Can someone explain the difference between Te quiero and Te amo?

SBeach25
11-10-15, 00:56
Can someone explain the difference between Te quiero and Te amo?The difference is Te AMO is reserved for the true one and only. Usually the husband. Te quiero is I love you my BF. You will get this alot. Te Amo is the deepest sincerity in spanish. I get te quiero the first few times with these girls then the te amo. Yet they are still fucking for money while in the clubs. So words are cheap.

Captain Solo
11-10-15, 01:20
With my Spanish lessons in Coahuila Unversidad, "te quierro" literally means "I want you," like I want to fuck. "Te amo" literally means "I love you" in innocent ways.

Long Don Silva
11-10-15, 06:34
Chapter 5: Darkest Before Dawn.

At around 9 PM Saturday, I'm waiting in line at customs. The cutie who wears glasses is directing traffic for the foreigner line. When I'm second in waiting, she lets me cut in front of the first guy, seemingly so I can be processed at the station next to where she's standing. After I start talking to the other girl who is checking me in, cutie asks me in an impressed tone that I can speak Spanish. "A little, but I come here to learn more. " The two girls speak in low tones to each other and giggle. The first time when I passed through, she started in English with me, and I continued accordingly. So I caught her by surprise with that. Any time I pass through, even when she sees me from a distance, she always makes it clear that she notices me. Maybe one day she will provide me with the Latina loving for no charge, except perhaps a nominal fee of dinner and drinks. I always hope for the opportunity to talk to her without her colleagues in her immediate presence, because I know girls don't like to be put on the spot in front of others. But now is not the time.

Feeling emboldened by the "extensive" experience of four trips under my belt, I decide to walk to La Coahuila in the dark. Lots of experience in the hood, so I figure I can handle myself. The curious absence of stars in the night sky will soon make sense on account of their abundance in the terrestrial realm, in the form of starfish. I hope to stock up at Piri, but it is already closed. Good thing I have some Viagra left over from last time, because I plan on making it a late night. I, as always, take great amusement by a gentleman who offers to help me get some girls. Right, because I don't know how to find them myself. Thanks, but no thanks.

My first order of business is to find my flame from last week, Ninfa behind Cascadas. But she doesn't seem to be working tonight. Oh well. I browse the street girls and eventually stop at CCristal outside of Hotel El Legado on the east side of Constitucion. We agree on 300 pesos for 20 minutes. She is a dark brown spinner from Mexico City, about 5'4" 5'5", medium brown hair with blonde highlights, flat stomach on display. Very pretty face and looks young. No sucky. Not a big deal for me, so I always leave it out of the negotiations. I always ask for it though after I finish undressing. I can take it or leave it if she charges extra. Cristal charges extra so I decline. We go normal, perrito, then back to normal. Starfish the whole time. She tells me I have two minutes left so I tell her I'll pay her extra. When I finish, she asks for 100 pesos for the five extra minutes. In an epic state of pussy fog, I try to negotiate her down to 50, then 70, and then tell her to go ahead and call the police when she threatens such. Another woman, and then a man enters the room, both telling me to pay her. I tell them she's ripping me off, I offered 50 and then 70.

After a few minutes, I realize I'm being a complete idiot and give Cristal the 100 pesos. I apologize and tell her that I'm sorry. She rolls her eyes and walks away. The police arrive, search my person as well as the bedroom, and repeatedly ask me if I use or have drugs. I repeatedly tell them no. They ask me what happened and I tell them the story. I tell them that I was stupid; I'm used to dealing in dollars and I was a bit slow in computing the exchange rate. They proceed to write down my name. Better keep a low profile from now on. There was an officer wearing a royal blue shirt; I guess he must be their boss. They send me on my way and I ask Cristal if I may please speak to her for a minute. She still looks pissed. I tell her about my delay in processing the exchange rate on this occasion and that it was indeed a fair value for the extra time. I apologize profusely, address her as senorita, and she appears to forgive me; her expression lightens but she still doesn't speak. She gives a slight nod of her head and I leave her alone. I think I'll bring her some chocolates next time I come down, but probably won't repeat unless she jumps all over me at the sight of the gift unlikely.

I go to Hong Kong to regroup and eventually come to realize the pinche policia took 1,000 pesos from me when they searched me. My money was in my wallet and they insisted on searching it for drugs. They pulled it behind my back for a few seconds before they gave it back to me. I was trying to watch them the whole time, but I figured I'the better keep my hands on the wall until they told me I could remove them. Not really much I could have done there, except to have had the foresight to keep most of my money in my shoe or something. Oh well. Chalk it up to a lesson learned. Shouldn't have put myself in that mess in the first place.

Back to the chicas. I love the selection at Hong Kong, but I always hear they're more expensive at least $80 for the cream of the crop. But otherwise, what's the point of going there except for prime selection? So I have a beer and watch the girls dance until I'm ready for Round 2. The tour leads to Naomi outside of Playboy club. I always thought she was too skinny, but this time her pat on my butt convinces me as I walk by. I ask her if she's active during sex or if she just lays there. Not knowing the suitable words to explain my question, I indicate with body language. She mimics my expression of active for her answer, so I'm willing to give her a ride. She wants 400 pesos for 20 minutes todo sin ropa. I bargain her down to 350, then we cross the street to Hotel Rapido. She fits the same description I gave for Cristal, but skinnier, a little taller, and she's from Puebla. I think she gives CBJ, but I don't recall for certain. We go with her on top, then perrito, then missionary. She deceived me earlier by telling me she'the be active. Then she asks me for a tip after I pay her, but I just give her the agreed upon amount and a piece of gum.

I was really looking forward to the bagging a bar girl for Round 3 tonight, but my prior encounter with the police means that will have to occur with another street girl. First, back to Hong Kong to get my mojo going again. My first trip to La Zona Norte, I was rudely ignored by the door man when I tried to enter HK, so I boycotted them until last weekend. Hands down the top club in the ZN with the best selection of chicas and the best ambiance. After another beer and watching the beauties for a while longer, I remember a decent girl from my second trip when I checked out Chicago. So I head there, figuring the CC reputation will allow me to get a girl that is better than your average street girl but for a comparable price. I hang out at Chicago but I don't feel like drinking anymore. Not even water, especially considering the problems I've had in the past with the chicas due to my need to go number 1 during sex. The ratio of girls to guys is good, but I take too long to make my move; a large group of guys shows up shortly after me and scoops up all the girls I would have considered. The mesero tells me that I can stay but I'll have to buy a drink, at which point I politely excuse myself.

Round 3 is with Carmela behind Hotel Coahuila. She is light-skinned and dark-haired, about 5'1" 5'2", nice round eyes and a decent round butt. She quotes 300 pesos for 15 minutes todo sin ropa, but asks the hotel for a half hour after I pay; we get it and I am not charged extra. But when we get to the room she asks for another 300 pesos. I bargain her down to 250 more; otherwise I'll be walking back to the border. She obliges. She has an annoyed tone whenever I try to make conversation. As we undress, she says weird things like she's hungry and something about movies. When I ask her to repeat what she said about movies, she says she didn't say anything of the like. If she had a better attitude (and I had the money the police stole from me), I'the treat her to a meal, but she doesn't (and I don't) so not happening. She no sucky, me no problem. As soon as I put it in, she tells me it hurts, so I tell her I'll go slow, that's how I like it anyway. She still seems to be hurting. I try to look at her face and sometimes she looks away. I tell her I want to see her face because it's very beautiful and it will help me finish quicker. She briefly looks like I melted her heart, but then the expression of pain returns. Her face isn't amazing, but sometimes I see beauty where others conventionally would not, and this is one such face.

After some time, I finish the hat trick, get dressed, and take my cab back to the border around 2:30. I clear customs after waiting for about 5-10 minutes, walk back to the Mexican Insurance / Baja Mex parking lot just after the foot bridge, and make the hour's drive back home.

Bbond
11-10-15, 15:10
With my Spanish lessons in Coahuila Unversidad, "te quierro" literally means "I want you," like I want to fuck. "Te amo" literally means "I love you" in innocent ways.There is quite a discussion about these terms, and really it depends on who you are talking to and about what. http://forum.wordreference.com/threads/te-amo-vs-te-quiero.10775/.

Slick Willie
11-10-15, 18:09
With my Spanish lessons in Coahuila Unversidad, "te quierro" literally means "I want you," like I want to fuck. "Te amo" literally means "I love you" in innocent ways.If you say "yo quiero tu culo" and she says "mi culo es tuyo", then you know you're in like Flynn.

Jackie888
11-10-15, 18:49
After receiving counterfeit 500 pesos bills from the exchange next to McDonald's, I now use the exchange near Burger King. They had no problems giving me 100 pesos bills. While carrying 30 hundred pesos bills is a lot of paper, it really lowers the possibility of receiving counterfeit money, and prevents losing large bills to notorious people such as cops and waiters who don't bring back change.

Captain Solo
11-10-15, 19:44
If I ask "Quiero besar tu boca," she would give me Deep French Kissing with tongue.

But if I only want to kiss her lips, and ask "quiero besar tus labios," her wet and hairy pussy lips would be all over my face. Very strange!

Guess what's brown, puckered and went all over my face when I ask, "QUIERO BESO NEGRO. '.


If you say "yo quiero tu culo" and she says "mi culo es tuyo", then you know you're in like Flynn.

KevinMorison
11-10-15, 20:56
My pal and I cross over once again just before 12:30 am No visa given, did not even glance at our Passport Cards. Quick cab ride to the Zona and it is grab a room at Leyva and on the streets by 1:30 am For early Sunday morning it is dead, never on a Saturday night going into Sunday morning have I seen it so slow. Yet I care not for I am not a stay up late person, so it is either find a gutter waler, or just go to sleep since I do not drink. Of course it seemed there was more cops than ladies out and about. This is when I end up being lazy and take the old same old same old dump and pump. Go back to my room with a drunk Street Walker Lorena. Always either a dead fish problem when she is giving off the vapors, or it can be a very good time, sadly I kicked her out with only 200 p since she was not performing at all. Yet I thought it better to pay her off with 200 p than having some cops coming back to shake me down like many are writing about.

So with that failure it was off to sleep. I wake up around 9 and decide I will not leave until well after ten since last time the cops get me for 400 p. I hit the streets and get to the Tecate store and there are a ton of cops doing the sweeps and filling vans now instead of the trucks. I see Kayla Street Walker and yes she stinks, but a long shower sloves that problem. She makes a beeline to me and we get back to the room for a few hours of horseplay. Besides Chavez she gives some crazy slobbery BBBJ. After a hour plus with her it was time to meet up with my pal and find some lunch. As we dine on a fine feast we are joined by another long time pal and chit chat for several hours, while mingling with other fellow members of our close knit community.

2 of my pals and I thought it would be really fun to go get lost looking for other venues with the fine ladies, but sadly we ended up far away not knowing how the hell our stupid asses ended up in way the hell out of of bounds for gringos. So after quickly going back to the Zona we gravitate towards dinner and I end up having a tasty burger, with the best damn shitty cup of instant coffee ever. We decide to do laps around the Zona to burn off that fine meal, so we can each go about our sins of the flesh with a new love interest of the evening. While walking around I noticed that there was hardly a cop to be seen and that maybe all the Walkers would come out to earn some cash. Sadly that did not happen. Yet out of the Darkness someone bellows my name, she was covered in a hoodie, and I had no idea who it was. But my balls tingled. And I caught a whiff of horse. So I knew the night would end with a hour long BBBJ with a ton of boinking. Four hours later she leaves with a pile of pesos, I am left not needing to go out to get drained again and go to sleep.

We beat feet back to the border on Monday walking and expecting a very long line to wait in. To our surprise we hardly found a line at all by the time we got there is was maybe almost ten. Crossed in a hour, and went back to or somewhat normal lives until the next time we go south. One thing that stood out coming back in the CBP building was heavily armed Border Patrol Agents inside the building and outside the building. And others have said they have been doing some type of sweep through out the trolly area. Was just not normal to see them there.

Bbond
11-10-15, 21:49
There is quite a discussion about these terms, and really it depends on who you are talking to and about what. http://forum.wordreference.com/threads/te-amo-vs-te-quiero.10775/.Literally querer can mean, to want, to love, or to like. http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/querer. Really depends on who you are talking to and about what you are talking about.

Long Don Silva
11-11-15, 03:41
At Tropicals I meet my all time favorite. She is still angry that I wouldn't meet her on her day off. It's not personal but I prefer to not have a romantic relationship with someone whom I need a passport and 4 hours in traffic just to meet. We go upstairs and she was mechanical as ever. I guess she thinks that if I want to keep it professional, she was going to treat me like a client.Jackie,

I have a feeling that we may have crossed paths recently. I was at Tropical two Fridays ago having a drink with my girl Ruby when she pointed at the table directly across the dance floor and told me that the Asian gentleman is her friend's novio. It was still during the afternoon, before sunset. And I think I recall you mentioning something about being of Asian descent. I'm sure there may be other Asian men who have a regular girl at Tropical, but figured it would be worth asking.

Ninguno Especial
11-11-15, 08:04
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ePG6zUYvUZgYou got that right. Butt butt butt, is it real?

Long Don Silva
11-11-15, 08:43
Chapter 5: Darkest Before Dawn (continued).

I spend most of Sunday pondering over the suboptimal events of the previous night. I have heard that it is darkest before dawn in both the literal and figurative sense, so I finally make up my mind in the early evening to put that statement to the test and head back down to Tijuana for redemption. A summary of the night before: three girls that were all starfish, cops robbed me of a thousand pesos. I enter the Mexico customs building and there's no line. Guess who's working Station 1? That's right, cutie with the glasses. I ask her if I can check in with her and she says, "Yes, again?" I tell her yes and remind her that these visits are my Spanish classes. I always tell her I'm going to Avenida Revolucion, which is true. I do pass by it briefly. She asks if I drink a lot, I tell her a little. She tells me I look different in my passport photo, wherein my beard is much shorter than it currently is. I ask her if it's better with or without the beard, she says either way. This would be the perfect opportunity if it weren't for the two other customs agents standing right next to her station. One of these days, I'll get her when she's by herself. That way, she'll feel more comfortable accepting my request for her to guide me around the city after she gets off work.

I hop in a cab and ask him to drop me off at the arch so I can stop at Farmacia Piri, but it's already closed again. Fortunately I have one Viagra left from the four pack I bought last weekend. I'll have to make sure to get down here early next time since I'm all out. Or maybe I won't need it. I think it was a psychological problem that I've conquered since I am now able to bust my load with starfish that are less attractive than Ximena, even though I wasn't able to bust with her a few weeks ago. Plus I've stopped drinking coffee and cut back on my water whilst mongering, so I haven't been stopping in the middle of the act for number 1.

I make my way to La Coahuila and try again to find Ninfa, but she's still not there. I ask the other girls working the back of Cascada if they know her. They say they don't. When I was with Ninfa the previous weekend, I thought she was saying nympha and I thought of nympho so I told her what that means in English. Then she explained that it means nymph, like Tinkerbell. I begin to wonder if she really was a nymph and perhaps I dreamt my whole encounter with her, or accidentally stepped into a parallel dimension when I met her. Strange.

After perusing my options, I come around to Yoana from Guadalajara. I'm assuming that's the Spanish spelling of Joanna. I don't recall exactly, but I think she works just east of Valentina in La Callejon. She is very fair-skinned with dark, wavy hair. She's about 5'0", flat stomach on display, tight pants with the zipper open and revealing her underwear. Super sexy. I've noticed her in the past but she always seems detached and checking her phone, so I figure she'the be a starfish. But my gut tells me to give her a try. She wants 400 pesos for 20 minutes todo sin ropa. It turns out my prior assumptions about her were completely wrong; Yoana straight up treats me like a king. She holds my hand as we ascend the stairs. Always a good sign. We undress and she gives a CBJ without me asking for it. I ask her how many positions am I allowed and she tells me not to worry about it. She starts on top, then missionary, then perrito, then I finish in missionary. She caresses me and strokes my chest and arms the whole time, except during perrito of course. I ask her if there's a charge for the shower and she says yes and quotes the price in a tone that indicates that she knows it's ridiculous. After I wash my genitals in the sink, I start drying off with the toilet paper. She's already dressed and asks me if I need a towel. Yes. She goes out to the desk to get me one. I'm in love and give her a 100 pesos tip. She kisses me on the cheek and bids me farewell. After I finish cleaning up, I head out and Yoana is sitting on a couch in front of the reception desk. I ask her if she's done working and she says no, just taking a break. Damn. I want to take her out for dinner and drinks. I give her another kiss on the cheek and proceed to what has become my standard interlude of hanging out at Hong Kong in between sessions.

This girl is dancing on the center stage, and she danced there last night as well. I believe The Captain already dedicated a post paying homage to her beauty. She's the girl that looks like a young Selma Hayak with braces. Marilyn / Lidia. But this girl looks even better than Ms. Hayak in her prime. Her dance routines are filled with energy and passion. She always has a big smile on her face. I want her, but my theory is that you can always find a girl at Adelita that is of negligibly less beauty for significantly less money. I might have to revise that rule because some of these girls at Hong Kong have seriously got to be the most beautiful on the planet. She would probably cost $400, if not more, for full service in the states. When I decide I'm ready for round 2, I can't find her. Must be getting busy arriba.

I find another girl I've had my eye on. She has a really tight six pack accompanied by a tiny waist with the butt of a star soccer player. The body of a Barbie doll. She's dancing on one of the poles in front and I give her a dollar for a feel. Immediately thereafter, a mesero calls her down and she goes arriba with someone else. Damn. So I find another super-hottie that wants $80 and will not accept my offer of $60. I decline this time but these girls at HK are going to break me soon. But for now, I'm shopping the bargain bin.

Ana is from Oaxaca and works outside of Hotel Diamante on the west side of Constitucion, where things start to get dark and grimy. She wants 200 pesos for 20 minutes todo sin ropa, two positions. She is about 5'0", dark brown with black hair, pretty face, not too thin, not too thick. But when she gets to the room, she doesn't fulfill the sin ropa clause. I tell her we agreed on it, she says no. Whatever. After yesterday's run-in with the police, I'm not taking any chances and I'm not playing her upsell game either. BJ's not happening either. She is the most starfish girl I've ever been with. I hate to think she might be trafficked. She seems sad while I'm hitting it. I feel under her shirt and she has her pants and underwear dangling off one leg still. Slightly amusing. The fact that I am able to finish with her is a revelation. Perhaps I'll skip the Viagra on my next trip, though I anticipate only two sessions in such case. Good, that will save me some money. Or maybe I can arrange a rendezvous with the customs cutie.

I'm thirsty, so I hit up a bottle of water from OXXO and make another round past all the street girls again. Skinny Naomi outside Playboy Club sticks her leg out in front of me and says, "Sexo". Ok, straight to the point. She told me yesterday she wasn't going to be a starfish but then she was. So I decline. One thing that strikes me as odd is that Ximena calls me out, "Babe" every time I've walked past her this weekend.

I shall proceed to summarize my history with Ximena in order to illustrate a theory I have developed. She called me out, "Babe," the first time I ever saw her, though I didn't get to do business with her that time. That was before I started numbering my chapters, but it would have been chapter 2. My one session I had with her didn't end well (see Chapter 3), and I approached her that time; she did not call me out for business. The next time I saw her (see Chapter 4), she awkwardly avoided eye contact while I made the ch-ch-ch-ch at her, which leads me to believe that she remembers me. I think she calls out for potential customers when she's in a good mood and stays quiet when she's in a bad mood. Maybe I'll give that theory a try and see what happens. If she calls out at me, I'm hitting it. Otherwise, I'm avoiding her until she does. I wish I would have thought of that on the spot. Speaking of Ximena, I get a kick out of the girl who works right by her with the big mole above her lip. Every time I walk past her, "Veinte guapo, veinte. " Every. Single. Time. She wouldn't be that bad, but the mole kills it for me.

I need a meal before round 3, so I hit up Monte Carlo next to Adelita and get some chicken enchiladas. I hope my severe case of diarrhea from my first trip was just because I ate from a street cart. Supposedly the restaurants are not so high-risk. It is perfectly filling and I'm in the mood for an Adelita.

Last week on Friday night, I found an amazing selection at Adelita comparable to Hong Kong. But it's late Sunday night and nowhere near Hong Kong quality. I've already ordered a beer and am about to leave without finishing it when I spot Alejandra. She's from Sonora, about 5'5" with medium-light skin and lightly freckled face. Medium brown hair with heavy blonde highlights. She is wearing a bikini and sporting a flat stomach, firm round butt, synthetic dee cups, and long legs. She has an overall toned body. I come up behind her and slip a dollar in her bikini bottom, then cop a feel on her butt. She turns around and drapes her arms on my shoulders. We chat for a couple minutes until I order her a beer and a couple meseros prep us a table. We talk for another 10 minutes or so. She is rubbing the little head every now and then and allowing light French kissing. My hands are mostly on her breasts and stimulating her nipples. I give her a case of the goose bumps as I slide my fingertips ever so gently over various parts of her body. She wants a shot of tequila and I oblige. That should get her feeling freaky.

I ask her if she wants to go upstairs, and she wants $60 for the half hour. I don't bother negotiating. She is by far the hottest girl in Adelita tonight and I don't feel like dropping an extra $20 for a top choice Hong Kong girl, though that's what it ends up costing for Alejandra when one factors in the fichas. She holds my hand as she gets her robe and we walk upstairs. Once again, that proves to be a good sign. We get to the room and we start getting ready. I ask her about the money and she says I can pay her afterward. Cool. We go CBJ, missionary, perrito, then again missionary. The kissing is intermittent and goes a little deeper during the act. In retrospect, I wish I would have let her go cowgirl. Oh well. She is active and voicing her pleasure, though with a slight case of theatrics. After we finish, I shower and get dressed. I compensate her for her time and she kisses me just before we leave the room. We walk down the stairs together and kiss one last time as we exit the hotel. It is indeed darkest before dawn. Yesterday was the darkness. Today was the dawn. I still hope to find Ninfa again, though.

Phordphan
11-11-15, 17:02
You got that right. Butt butt butt, is it real?Yes, I believe it is. If you go to her Facebook page she talks a lot about ways to exercise it to develop size and firmness.

Member #4450
11-12-15, 20:07
Can someone explain the difference between Te quiero and Te amo?Well it depends on how you say it and what you're looking for.

Both means love but "Te Amo" is more deep but you can't really translate it to the English language, there's facial and body expression when using these words.

Also "Te quiero" can be used in diferent forms like "Te quiero" decir "te quiero" dar algo or I want to tell you something or I want to give you something. Lots of zona girls call you "AMOR" it is just a friendly way to treat clients nothing more.

Member #4450
11-12-15, 20:20
If I ask "Quiero besar tu boca," she would give me Deep French Kissing with tongue.

But if I only want to kiss her lips, and ask "quiero besar tus labios," her wet and hairy pussy lips would be all over my face. Very strange!

Guess what's brown, puckered and went all over my face when I ask, "QUIERO BESO NEGRO. '.Practice practice its not a difficult language. You can always try hand language it works all over the world just grab your package and her ass and she would know what you want.

Member #4450
11-12-15, 20:49
I don't have the luxury as many of you have to go to Tijuana every weekend for me it can take months before I can make the long drive. I like to check this site on and off and read the news to know how hot is the zone right now. I understand in that past 6 months the violence moved into the zona so I took a long brake.

Can please someone share any info about crime in the zona I mean Is everything back to almost normal it doesn't have to be Disneyland but I prefer not going when drive by shootings are going on, and dead corpses are found in cars inside the zona.

So in brief can you share an update to know if I should wear my bulletproof tactical vest or I can just go casual just joking!

I appreciate any info Thanks in advance.

Jackie888
11-12-15, 22:04
I don't have the luxury as many of you have to go to Tijuana every weekend for me it can take months before I can make the long drive. I like to check this site on and off and read the news to know how hot is the zone right now. I understand in that past 6 months the violence moved into the zona so I took a long brake.

Can please someone share any info about crime in the zona I mean Is everything back to almost normal it doesn't have to be Disneyland but I prefer not going when drive by shootings are going on, and dead corpses are found in cars inside the zona.

So in brief can you share an update to know if I should wear my bulletproof tactical vest or I can just go casual just joking!

I appreciate any info Thanks in advance.Last Friday was the lowest security I've seen all year. Absolutely no military presence, and little police patrols. So currently it's about as safe as it can be in the Zona. Of course petty crimes will increase as a result of the low police presence.

Captain Solo
11-12-15, 23:00
Long Dong is again recording in details his sexcapade with the fine chicas in the bars and the streets of Tijuana.

Regarding the nonpros, guys should have a personal or professional business printed with phone number and emails. Professionals like El Doctore, El Abogado, El Executivo ect. Are highly desirable. Just give them out to the girls ask them to "call me" with a smile. You will have lots of phone calls. Long Dong has a big advantage that he can speak ghetto Spanish. Last time I handed out my personal cards to a few chicas in Tijuana aiming for all nigh fuck fest, I had so many phone calls at all hours of the day and night. Young girls, excited and presumably sexually-active, were calling spilling out long, excited strings of Spanish that went way over my head. I tried to text them back but never got a response. May be the chicas are illiterate?

With my limited Spanish, I prefer to go to the alley or clubs, like HK, check out the girls, making sure they are real, nice, sweet girls with real, natural, spongy boobs, no droopy boobs, saggy tummies, and tight, wet pussies, with warm, fun. Friendly, sexy personalities ect. For some passionate sex in bed.

I don't know why Long Don and Jackie had inconsistent sessions with Ximena. She has a very pretty and innocent smile on the street but is serious and expressionless in bed. She does breathe deeply with each thrust and a few times she got passionate enough to caress my back and groan a little with the pretty, gaping mouth.

Long Don's results with street girls were pretty random. My experience is that, if the street girls are in good physical shapes, showing flat abs and perky boobs, and wear decent clothes, they are usually city girls who would treat me nice and sweet, and act sexy in bed. If you treat these girls with car, fun and proper respect, they can give you very passionate sex.

Repeats with bar girls do improve the closeness factor, but can be expensive, and not always produce passion. These bar girls are trained to milk the guys for lots of ficha drinks with the promise of good times in bed, but most don't even know how to show some passion. Most are just there renting out their pussies. A few of my wingmen spent all their savings and went into debts in quasi-personal relationships with HK chicas. When they ran out of money, the chicas suddenly did not remember who they were. They were too busy hooking the next guys to buy fichas and to go up to the hotel rooms for fucks. HK is a ruthless sex market. Don't expect any personal friendship or favors with the dumb chicas or the greedy meseros.

So let us know how you progress with that Mexican girl working in the Immigration check booth. Knowing women's nature allover the world, I suspect Long Dong will be subjected to lots of work, expenses, head aches, heart aches, frustration ect. On his way to conquer his free Mexican pussy. Hehehe.


Chapter 5: Darkest Before Dawn (continued).

I spend most of Sunday pondering over the suboptimal events of the previous night. I have heard that it is darkest before dawn in both the literal and figurative sense, so I finally make up my mind in the early evening to put that statement to the test and head back down to Tijuana for redemption. A summary of the night before: three girls that were all starfish, cops robbed me of a thousand pesos. I enter the Mexico customs building and there's no line. Guess who's working Station 1? That's right, cutie with the glasses. I ask her if I can check in with her and she says, "Yes, again?" I tell her yes and remind her that these visits are my Spanish classes. I always tell her I'm going to Avenida Revolucion, which is true. I do pass by it briefly. She asks if I drink a lot, I tell her a little. She tells me I look different in my passport photo, wherein my beard is much shorter than it currently is. I ask her if it's better with or without the beard, she says either way. This would be the perfect opportunity if it weren't for the two other customs agents standing right next to her station. One of these days, I'll get her when she's by herself. That way, she'll feel more comfortable accepting my request for her to guide me around the city after she gets off work..

Jackie888
11-12-15, 23:49
Chapter 5: Darkest Before Dawn (continued).

After perusing my options, I come around to Yoana from Guadalajara. I'm assuming that's the Spanish spelling of Joanna. I don't recall exactly, but I think she works just east of Valentina in La Callejon. She is very fair-skinned with dark, wavy hair. She's about 5'0", flat stomach on display, tight pants with the zipper open and revealing her underwear. Super sexy. I've noticed her in the past but she always seems detached and checking her phone, so I figure she'the be a starfish. But my gut tells me to give her a try. She wants 400 pesos for 20 minutes todo sin ropa. It turns out my prior assumptions about her were completely wrong; Yoana straight up treats me like a king. She holds my hand as we ascend the stairs. Always a good sign. We undress and she gives a CBJ without me asking for it. I ask her how many positions am I allowed and she tells me not to worry about it. She starts on top, then missionary, then perrito, then I finish in missionary. She caresses me and strokes my chest and arms the whole time, except during perrito of course. I ask her if there's a charge for the shower and she says yes and quotes the price in a tone that indicates that she knows it's ridiculous.Joanne is really sweet and one of the girls that actually enjoys screwing. The only downside to her is that she works out of the Hotel above the Valentina bar. They count the minutes and booted me exactly at 15 minutes, not a second after, just when Joanne and I were really getting it going. Both Joanne and the clean up guy had to apologize for the Desk Manager's time keeping. If on a repeat, I would try to take her to the Hotel one over Eastward where there are mirrors on the wall, or to Cascadas where I can get an extra 10 minutes with my VIP card. She has a cute smile and is very playful. The shower fee is charged by the hotel. I think it's $2. Not much, but obnoxiously nickles and dimes treatment.

Lydia and girls of her caliber don't last long by themselves. The moment you see her getting up on a bar or finishing a dance, you need to grab her else the waiters will take her to a customer. Considering her newness to the business, she still lets the waiters control her conduct. I think she told me that she was 19 years old.

Streetgirl: when a girl acts like a starfish in bed then ask me for repeat business, I generally tell her that I need more passion in bed. That I am not an animal, I am sensitive so I need affection. They can imagine that I was their boyfriend or husband, but I need their feelings. I say it with sincerity and courtesy without directly accusing them of being a starfish. It works a majority of the time and they do warm up.

The short girl who works next to Ximena is her good friend. I was up with her and Ximena for a threesome and Ximena was doing the coaching. I felt like we were shooting a porn of Ximena and I seducing the baby sitter. Unfortunately she was a horrible student, and the next time I did a solo with her she had forgotten almost all of her newly acquired skills. She must have been a terrible student in school.

I have never heard of anyone getting sick eating from the bar owned restaurants. I think Solo got sick once when he ate a shrimp off a girl that they brought into the club and put them on the body of the girl that they carried around HK. But by then who knows where it's been. If dropped on the floor and stepped on, there is no way that the waiters would take responsibility for it, and it would go back on the girls for someone like Solo to sample. Ugggh. So food from a bar owned restaurant should be safe unless it's been stepped on.

At peak time like Friday and Saturday nights, Adelitas and HK should have some parity. Hell, some of the girls moonlight in the each other's club. But at non-peak time, HK is far better than Adelitas. For example, Friday afternoon at Adelitas is a real yawner while over at HK, there are 10 girls on the bar and multiple strip shows at all times.

Lastly, you may have seen me at Tropicals. But then I never sit adjacent to the stage. However, apparently I have an evil twin that visits Tropicals. Often there are Asian guys coming up to me and talking like they know me. They tell me they had a great time drinking with me last time. Some wave and stare at my face like they saw a ghost. And I have never seen these people before.

Jackie888
11-13-15, 00:11
Got to La Zona about 10 PM. Parked the monger car and walking to HK. On the way the wingman wanted to check out Bar Dulces & Guabana on Ninos, only a few doors North of restaurante La Perla.

The bar was pretty nice and clean, with nice soft lighting and Mexican music playing, 1 stripper at the pole, about 10 chicas sitting on chairs along the wall, but no clients whatsoever. We went all the way inside for the banos and found 1 old Mexican sitting in the booth in the back, generally ravaging a big, fat, ugly girl.

The bar was dead. The 10 chicas were sitting stiffly and silently along the wall. I found only 1 young, slim, pretty girl that I would potentially buy fichas for and probably take to the hotel to fuck. The meseros were trying to get us to stay to buy their $8 fichas. They said the girls are negotiable, $60 to $80 and the hotel room is conveniently next door through a side door for $20.

It looked obvious that all 10 the & G chicas have been sitting around on their asses all night on a busy Friday night without hooking any guys or doing any business. They should try a few marketing gimmicks, like close out pussy sales, 2 for 1 pussy specials, 3 for 1 beers ect. Rather than just hanging in their desperate situation and die their silent death.

Perhaps good deals could be made with the girls given their lack of business. Someone should go in the & G an dkick a few stupid butts in their management and get their business going.An hour earlier at about 9 pm I had stuck my head in here after a meal next door. Their business model sucks. 9 pm is when the shift of the girls starts. Considering that the girls just got there, they were low on energy. One girl was dancing and a few girls made eye contact with me, but the majority of girls were staring at one another.

What they need to do is put several girls on the bars and have them dance and flirt. There is enough room to put 3 poles in the center of the club for the girls to dance on, instead of the current 1 pole. They should also put some girls on the outside of the clubs enticing customers to enter. Who the hell is going to cross the street to follow a couple of waiters yelling?

(If elected mayor of Tijuana) I would close this place down for indecent use of the Zona, then move all the girls to the Chicago Club and give them a tax break to combat the HK monopoly (and price gouging) of unsuspecting customers.

Captain Solo
11-13-15, 00:26
I was in La Zona last Friday between 8 PM and 2 AM, walking around La Zona and hang out in the bars.

Did not see any dying guys or any dead bodies. Did not hear any gun shots. Just saw lots of pretty, sexy chicas with big boobs, bubble butts and tight, wet pussies wanting sex, drinks and money.

So all is quiet on La Zona front.


So in brief can you share an update to know if I should wear my bulletproof tactical vest or I can just go casual just joking!

I appreciate any info Thanks in advance.

KevinMorison
11-13-15, 01:02
It is not the okay Corral with dead mongers littering the streets. It is drug guys getting killed by drug guys, yes some others will get a stray once in awhile. It is not any better, and the cops are having a great time robbing mongers. The police robbing will get worse not better through the holidays season from now until after Christmas. If you a Hong Kong club type I would not worry about anything. If you are a SG guy keep your eyes open, if you are a walker guy good luck because they are sparse during these heavy police times. I would never put off a vagina vacation because of drug wars, you can die at home from some cop or choking to death on a banana. Just go enjoy your trip and try not to worry about it.

Member #4450
11-13-15, 02:14
It is not any better, and the cops are having a great time robbing mongers. The police robbing will get worse not better through the holidays season from now until after Christmas. I forgot about the cops and the holidays that's a classic every year. How the cops do the shakedowns do they just stop anyone now without a reason when walking the alley?

I've never got robbed by the cops but the ones at border in my way back are more intimidating they give you the look when returning home.

Captain Solo
11-13-15, 19:55
That hotel with the pink light in the window is Coahuila, the same owner as the one servicing Adelita's putas. Other bros had problems before with the cabron who runs that place. Last time he asked me for a tip I told him to kiss my ass " Besamar mi culo, cabron!

The putas sitting in its stairwell are overweight and ugly. I would never screw them The cabron would screw them if hey go next door to hotel Mini to fuck.


Joanne is really sweet and one of the girls that actually enjoys screwing. The only downside to her is that she works out of the Hotel above the Valentina bar. They count the minutes and booted me exactly at 15 minutes, not a second after, just when Joanne and I were really getting it going. Both Joanne and the clean up guy had to apologize for the Desk Manager's time keeping. If on a repeat, I would try to take her to the Hotel one over Eastward where there are mirrors on the wall, or to Cascadas where I can get an extra 10 minutes with my VIP card. She has a cute smile and is very playful. The shower fee is charged by the hotel. I think it's $2. Not much, but obnoxiously nickles and dimes treatment.I am kind of jealous that Jackie seems to have some uniquely fun experiences with street girls, like this training session Ximena did on the shortie. It would be funny to know how Ximena instructed the other chica to fuck when she would just lay down on her back and take a break from standing on the street. The bros who speak Spanish should instruct to putas to show some love, care, passion with words and gestures that would make the sessions far more satisfying.

That's what I liked about the street girl who went to work in HK, forgot her name. After some sucking on her tits and playing with her wet pussy, she would get so horny and start moaning, groaning, pulling me on top of her, pleading urgently. ". Fuck me. Honey. Fuck me. " She would grab my ass and pull me in with each thrust. She's so sexy. Have not seen her in HK again.

Some of these Tijuana girls, on the streets and in the bars, are so young, shy and inexperienced, small too, that it does feel like seducing the baby sitters. Hehehe.

Jackie owes the bros a comprehensive, blow by blow report of this potentially hilarious training session. Do it blow by blow the same way Long Don does his report.




The short girl who works next to Ximena is her good friend. I was up with her and Ximena for a threesome and Ximena was doing the coaching. I felt like we were shooting a porn of Ximena and I seducing the baby sitter. Unfortunately she was a horrible student, and the next time I did a solo with her she had forgotten almost all of her newly acquired skills. She must have been a terrible student in school.

The shrimp and bacon shishkabobs at HK tasted old but I did not get sick. Knowing HK's clumsy meseros and Restaurant Praga's retarded cook, they probably dropped and stepped on them on the sidewalk a few times on the way over, before laying them out on top of the puta. Her pussy was probably far more juicy, tasty and fresh then. Hehehe. Last time Hachia was doing the food show with plates of fruits, she only made about $5. That stupid cabron DJ Chay was hanging with her all night, picking up fruit from every plate, licking, sucking the toothpicks then pinning them back on the fruit. Man, that DJ Chay is such a stupid, low class cabron.

Ya. Avoid the food they set up on the putas. You never know where they have been. Just eat the putas' pussies. They are safer. Hehe.


I have never heard of anyone getting sick eating from the bar owned restaurants. I think Solo got sick once when he ate a shrimp off a girl that they brought into the club and put them on the body of the girl that they carried around HK. But by then who knows where it's been. If dropped on the floor and stepped on, there is no way that the waiters would take responsibility for it, and it would go back on the girls for someone like Solo to sample. Ugggh. So food from a bar owned restaurant should be safe unless it's been stepped on.

Captain Solo
11-13-15, 22:06
Fuck Dulces and Guabana.

If I were Tijuana's mayor, I would have city council pass new resolution, making me responsible for thorough test drives and quality checks of all new putas applying for work permit in La Zona. Hehe. Oh, all Young, beautiful, pretty, sexy putas must be retested everyday before going to work personally by the Mayor himself; all fat, ugly putas are to be automatically routed to the office of Tijuana's new Vice Mayor Jackie888, no exceptions.

Chicago Club has a much better location than the & G, but it does virtually no business. WTF? Don't know how they manage to keep their door open. AT least the & G has some younger putas, even though they just sit around on their flat asses. Chicago has some very old, ugly, obese putas sitting stiffly in the dark. It felt creepy like walking through a horror house on Halloween.

We need another Pancho Villa to do a proper revolucion for the poor, starving putas in Tijuana. Jackie888 may be him.


(If elected mayor of Tijuana) I would close this place down for indecent use of the Zona, then move all the girls to the Chicago Club and give them a tax break to combat the HK monopoly (and price gouging) of unsuspecting customers.

Member #4533
11-14-15, 06:27
By Angel Jennings•Contact Reporter.

November 13,2015, 4:08 AM.

It's a scene that plays out at bars around the world: under the dimmed lights, a man orders a lady a drink. But at El Arroyo Bar in South LOS Angeles, authorities said, some men ordered drink after wildly overpriced drink, over and over again, as a usually scantily clad young woman sat by their side.

She was a fichera, and her job was to gently coax the usually male immigrants from Mexico or Central America to buy her drinks that could cost four times their regular price. In exchange, such women sit with them, dance a little, flirt and maybe lend a sympathetic ear as the men relax after a long day. The bartender pays the women for every cocktail they can get the customer to buy them.

"The patron's wallet is wide open," said Capt. Jorge Rodriguez of the LOS Angeles Police Department. "In a short period of time, they can rack up a big bill and get scammed out of a lot of money.

In September, undercover cops watched from the back of El Arroyo Bar as three ficheras dressed in hot pants and low-cut shirts sipped on miniature cocktails purchased for them. The bartender stuffed wads of cash in the women's hands after the men bought a round of drinks. Fichera is derived from the word ficha, which is a slang term for bottle cap.

The practice violates laws that prohibit the solicitation of alcoholic beverages. Over the years, El Arroyo Bar has incurred tens of thousands of dollars in fines for employing ficheras. The women and the bar manager, Marcelo Barrales, have also been charged with misdemeanors.

This week, city officials voted to shut down the bar as part of an ongoing effort to crack down on problematic businesses that drain city resources and attract illegal activity.

The years-long investigation into El Arroyo Bar offered a peek into the little-known world of fichera bars that have sprung up across South L. A. As waves of immigrants from Mexico and Central America moved into once historically black neighborhoods.

Such practices are not unique to bars in the Latino community; for example, the LAPD says women are employed to do the same thing in establishments in the Korean community. And in Little Saigon in Orange County, hostesses at coffee houses are employed to encourage customers to order pricier fare, including drinks.

Ficheras can be found in small neighborhood bars around Huntington Park, East L. A. And now South L. A. , particularly along Florence Avenue.

"I don't know if it's growing or if it's spreading," LAPD Officer Justin Fuller said. "It has always been a common thing. ".

A typical beer at these places costs about $5, but patrons are charged $15 to $20 for one mixed drink for a fichera, Fuller said. Those beverages are watered down, "soda with a splash of alcohol," as Capt. Rodriguez described it, and served in smaller, 7-ounce cups. The women are paid by commission and split the profit with the bar. They often do not earn an hourly wage or any benefits.

Management at El Arroyo Bar has repeatedly denied that it allows women to solicits drinks.

In a phone interview, Alejandro Barrales, the 26-year-old son of the manager and grandson of the owner, Juan Barrales, said he never saw any ficheras during the occasional times he worked the register at the bar.

"We have waitresses and servers," who follow a dress code, he said.

The bar's uniform consists of black shorts and different colored T-shirts, which the women coordinate to match, and a name tag, he said. Barrales believes El Arroyo Bar's bad reputation preceded it from the days when it operated as LOS Amigos under a previous owner.

In 2009, his grandfather purchased the bar. That same year, the city attorney's office deemed the establishment a nuisance.

"How come we are the only ones they are trying to shut down when other bars have more trouble?" he said.

City officials said neighbors complained of used condoms in El Arroyo Bar's parking lot and reported lewd conduct near the bar.

Police said the bar was a breeding ground for illegal activity. There were 29 arrests in the last four years and the bar was cited for more than 50 violations of state and local law.

Resident Stephanie Campbell said children had to walk through the alleys to avoid sidewalks soiled with [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) and [CodeWord113] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113) from drunk patrons.

LOS Angeles Councilman Curren Price, who represents the 9th District, stood outside the bar Tuesday to announce the closure as neighbors watched, some looking bewildered.

"The notorious El Arroyo Bar has been a nuisance that has robbed this community of a peace of mind," Price said. "This problem is finally being solved. ".

To some neighbors, the bar was just a spot to enjoy a cold brew.

That's how Edgar Rodriguez saw it. Two weeks ago, he and a friend drank some beers there. Though he noticed men buying women drinks, he thought nothing of it.

"The bar activities do not spill into the outside," Rodriguez, 22, said. "I don't understand how the kids don't feel secure. The bar is closed during the day. ".

Later that night, a block away, the signs for Fuego nightclub flickered on. Police said some of the same ficheras who had been employed at El Arroyo Bar also work there.

ScatManDoo
11-14-15, 16:38
I don't have the luxury as many of you have to go to Tijuana every weekend for me it can take months before I can make the long drive. I like to check this site on and off and read the news to know how hot is the zone right now. I understand in that past 6 months the violence moved into the zona so I took a long brake.

Can please someone share any info about crime in the zona I mean Is everything back to almost normal it doesn't have to be Disneyland but I prefer not going when drive by shootings are going on, and dead corpses are found in cars inside the zona.

So in brief can you share an update.,.Tijuana is safer than Paris.

Captain Solo
11-14-15, 21:49
Looks like Saddle Back hangs out in these seedy Mexican bars in downtown LOS Angeles and screw putas on someone else's back yard. Hehehe.

There were a few Mexican dance clubs in downtown LOS Angeles, where every night dozens of young chicas would sit around waiting for someone to invite them to dance, then presumably ficha drinks, very similar to the set up in Bar Tropical. Guys have claimed to fuck a few girls after going there regularly and bought the girls many drinks.

Wonder if these dance clubs are still doing business? And if the girls are easy to fuck like putas in Tropical?


It's a scene that plays out at bars around the world: under the dimmed lights, a man orders a lady a drink. But at El Arroyo Bar in South LOS Angeles, authorities said, some men ordered drink after wildly overpriced drink, over and over again, as a usually scantily clad young woman sat by their side.

She was a fichera, and her job was to gently coax the usually male immigrants from Mexico or Central America to buy her drinks that could cost four times their regular price. In exchange, such women sit with them, dance a little, flirt and maybe lend a sympathetic ear as the men relax after a long day. The bartender pays the women for every cocktail they can get the customer to buy them.

City officials said neighbors complained of used condoms in El Arroyo Bar's parking lot and reported lewd conduct near the bar.

Later that night, a block away, the signs for Fuego nightclub flickered on. Police said some of the same ficheras who had been employed at El Arroyo Bar also work there.

Caprese7
11-16-15, 08:09
Either way, I would imagine that they are both lovely gestures.


Can someone explain the difference between Te quiero and Te amo?

KevinMorison
11-16-15, 17:02
Since I was never kicked off the other place but will never write there ever again. I am yanking this post from there for those that do not go there. Another long time veteran and a good guy wrote this about his pal. This encounter sounds like the two cops that robbed the board member her in front of the Ox across from Adiletias.

Posted Yesterday, 01:49 AM.

When I was walking in the zona tonight my friend Shanghai Sam who is a very brilliant Chinese Man told me 2 cops approached him as he was leaving Sonora Grill, across from Hotel Garcia!! One short fat cop stuck his index finger right in Sam's nose and said "ok buster do you have any drugs?? Sam said "no" and the 2 cops dragged him over to the police car and told him to look straight ahead while they go thru his pockets!! They told him to take off after a few minutes, and Sam checked his pockets later on and realized that about $140 to $150 dollars was gone from his pockets!! He was really upset and while he and I talked, a few Vietnamese guys walked by and Sam grabbed them and gave them the warning!!

Later on tonight I saw 2 cops shaking down some very scared looking Americans just around the corner of Ninos Heroes and the Callejon! They were in a dark area so as to make it easier for the police to take whatever they want!! So I would say that it is wise to put a lot of your money down in your socks in a transparent plastic bag; so the money will not get sweaty and shredded!! I only kept 2--50 peso notes in my pants in case I was shaken down!! All the rest I kept in my sock!! It is getting closer to Christmas, so it is wise to be vigilant; and do not carry too much cash on you!!

Shanghai Sam told me the policia are mainly targeting Asian men because apparently they usually carry more money on average, than White; or African American men!! I usually only take about 600 pesos with me when I leave to go to Tijuana!! SO EVERYONE BE SAFE, HAPPY AND HEALTHY OK!

Captain Solo
11-16-15, 19:29
The only way to stop these cabron policia from shaking down and stealing from the bros is to report them to Sindicatura.

I posted their web site and contact info before. Give them the place, date time, car number and any other identification. They will be reamed.

The bros should not let Mexican policiia assholes [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) them up their asses and steal from them, then just swallow the offense.

Jackie888
11-16-15, 19:39
Since I was never kicked off the other place but will never write there ever again. I am yanking this post from there for those that do not go there. Another long time veteran and a good guy wrote this about his pal. This encounter sounds like the two cops that robbed the board member her in front of the Ox across from Adiletias.

Posted Yesterday, 01:49 AM.

When I was walking in the zona tonight my friend Shanghai Sam who is a very brilliant Chinese Man told me 2 cops approached him as he was leaving Sonora Grill, across from Hotel Garcia!! One short fat cop stuck his index finger right in Sam's nose and said "ok buster do you have any drugs?? Sam said "no" and the 2 cops dragged him over to the police car and told him to look straight ahead while they go thru his pockets!! They told him to take off after a few minutes, and Sam checked his pockets later on and realized that about $140 to $150 dollars was gone from his pockets!! He was really upset and while he and I talked, a few Vietnamese guys walked by and Sam grabbed them and gave them the warning!!

Later on tonight I saw 2 cops shaking down some very scared looking Americans just around the corner of Ninos Heroes and the Callejon! They were in a dark area so as to make it easier for the police to take whatever they want!! So I would say that it is wise to put a lot of your money down in your socks in a transparent plastic bag; so the money will not get sweaty and shredded!! I only kept 2--50 peso notes in my pants in case I was shaken down!! All the rest I kept in my sock!! It is getting closer to Christmas, so it is wise to be vigilant; and do not carry too much cash on you!!

Shanghai Sam told me the policia are mainly targeting Asian men because apparently they usually carry more money on average, than White; or African American men!! I usually only take about 600 pesos with me when I leave to go to Tijuana!! SO EVERYONE BE SAFE, HAPPY AND HEALTHY OK!Kevin, what is the date of this post?

Jackie888
11-17-15, 18:47
The only way to stop these cabron policia from shaking down and stealing from the bros is to report them to Sindicatura.

I posted their web site and contact info before. Give them the place, date time, car number and any other identification. They will be reamed.

The bros should not let Mexican policiia assholes [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) them up their asses and steal from them, then just swallow the offense.I second this. You guys can also call in, write a letter, or email and complain after coming back into the USA if you are intimidated or fear retaliation. Direct it to internal affairs and the Tijuana police chief himself.

The last thing one should do is let it go.

KevinMorison
11-17-15, 20:11
Kevin, what is the date of this post?15 Nov 2015.

Captain Solo
11-20-15, 17:16
Other bros again asked for Sindicatura's web site to report policia shakedowns:

http://www.sindicatura.gob.mx/SindicaturaNet/html/comun/mpg/queja.aspx

They will ask you to come in their office to sign complaints with evidences and witnesses:

Palacio Municipal,

Segundo Nivel Avenida Independencia No. 1350.

Zona areío Tijuana, Mexico.

+52 664 973 7273.

Open 8:00 AM - 4:00 PM.

http://www.sindicatura.gob.mx/

The Attorney Trustee is the agency empowered to safeguard the legality, honesty and efficiency of public and personal servant of the Municipal Public Security Secretariat and the care provided to citizens.

The Prosecutor of the City of Tijuana XXI Trustee personally oversees the good performance of the different areas that make up this receivership.

Full name:

Email:

Phone:

Municipal police Public server.

Official name:

Enrollment:

No. De Patrol:

Description.

Jackie888
11-20-15, 19:31
Made it down to Tijuana at about 5 pm. The parked taxis were in cahoots and would not budge from their 70 pesos price. Not a problem. I walk up the bridge a little to the drop off area where taxis are not allowed to park. Turned around and looked at the long cab line. Within 2 minutes, a taxi sped up to me and gladly accepted 50 pesos. I win this battle of willpower!

I spent the next two hours chilling in HK. Then I met the beautiful Wendy outside of HK. Obviously Natalie's replacement. Wendy is very pretty and has a gorgeous body when she took her clothes off. She refuses to work for HK because she doesn't drink (what an Angel) and she refuses to wear slutty clothes (told ya she is an Angel). She was marvelous in bed. Normally it takes the entire 30 minutes for me to come. I came in under 10 minutes with Wendy. I laid in her arms thereafter and traded life stories with her. She was affectionate, sweet, playful, funny. When she accepted my offer I knew that I would have a great time by the way she melted into my arms as we walked to Cascadas. I had such an incredible time with her that I was tempted to spend another session with her, but reasonable thinking prevailed. I highly endorse Wendy. Actually I wish that she was my girlfriend. 400 pesos.

About 2 hours later, a cute blonde name Kenya outside of Hotel Mini called me over. A little short and chubby for my normal taste I gave her a low ball offer as a polite way of declining. To my chagrin she accepted a suck, fuck, no clothes for 200 pesos. Mistake. She is just not my type. She was sweet, but carried just a little too much baby fat. There was no spark of chemistry between us. So when she started to play with her shoes while I was doing her doggie style, I wasn't irritated. I was bored. Lesson fo be learned for me. Don't be cheap with sex. I knew I was going to have a bad time ny the way Kenya walked me to Mini. Absolutely no touching, no hand holding, nothing. Also, Hotel Mini is disgusting.

An hour later, Claudia showed up standing right next to Kenya. I was waiting for ride and passed her up several times. There was something between us. Some chemistry. A little small talk and we went over to Cascadas for 300 pesos. This again included everything. And like Wendy, the way that Claudia walked with me told me that we were going to have a great time in bed. Funny but the Valentina Bar guys thought that we were a couple or something and tried to invite us inside. Claudia is probably my first spinner in about a year, but she rocked my world! Afterwards, she again melted in my arms as I walked her back to Mini. She commented that she was very impressed with Cascadas. It was very different from Mini.

Wendy thumbs way up.

Claudia thumbs up.

Kenya thumbs neutral. Some of you guys are on a budget. She is young l, cute, and takes directions well.

TJ2015
11-21-15, 22:02
Made it down to Tijuana at about 5 pm. The parked taxis were in cahoots and would not budge from their 70 pesos price. Not a problem. I walk up the bridge a little to the drop off area where taxis are not allowed to park. Turned around and looked at the long cab line. Within 2 minutes, a taxi sped up to me and gladly accepted 50 pesos. I win this battle of willpower!

I spent the next two hours chilling in HK. Then I met the beautiful Wendy outside of HK. Obviously Natalie's replacement. Wendy is very pretty and has a gorgeous body when she took her clothes off...Any pictures of Wendy, or the best looking Street Girls? I never see any SGs that compare to the top HK girls.

Baxter Slade
11-22-15, 19:35
Hey Kev,

Here is your DJ shooting update. I'm sorry to say after spending time in the hospital the DJ has passed. No mas vida.

And the good news the commercial policeman (the shooter) is now unemployeed.

Jackie888
11-23-15, 22:01
When I was a kid, my dad used to load us into the car after church for a nice Sunday drive. It didn't matter where we went. Just that we drove around. So this Sunday after church, I drove down to Tijuana. Call it nostalgia. Rolled down all my windows, pulled back my sunroof, put the car on cruise control and took my time on a nice smooth drive absent any traffic all the way to the border. I didn't expect to find much in the Zona on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I was so wrong.

By the time 5 pm rolled by, it was as about as busy as a Thursday. Most of the popular girls were working still. True that they're not as hungry as a Thursday. On the other hand, you know which ones actually enjoys your company and which do not absent your wallet. While sitting in HK I felt a finger slowly massaging my nipples. I looked up and saw Fabriola's pretty face giggling. I tell her that it's my first time in Tijuana on a Sunday. She looks at me, thinks for a second, then corrects me. "No, this is my 2nd time, the 1st time she ever went arriba with me, it was on a Sunday afternoon. " And she was right even though the last time I went arriba with her was over 11 months ago. Some of these girls have remarkable memories.

On Thursday I had met a Tropicals favorite that I have not seen in 6 months who is now working at Adelitas. Not only did she recounted all of my family members, she named my favorite place to eat, what clothes brand I like to wear, my cologne, and even the name of the girls who I went upstairs with after she stopped working at Tropicals. How the hell did she know that last one? I was checking her forearm to see if she was wearing an NFL quarterback armband. If this girl kept a dossier on me, I wanted to see it. Back to Sunday. After Fabriola said Hello, and bye, I ran into Mitsy. She is a 5'9" vixen with giant tits and legs up to my neck. We chit chatted for a while before I grabbed a bite over at La Perla. The grilled fish was good, but they should offer bigger portions.

Afterwards, I went arriba twice and had a great time. I left HK at 10 pm since I had to work today. The drive back was as nice as the drive to Tijuana. Smooth easy driving. Fabriola told me that Sunday and Monday evenings are busy. Monday afternoons, Tuesday and Wednesday are completely empty. I figured that the locals from San Diego come to Tijuana on Sunday and Monday evenings. I am totally in awe of the San Diego guys. After a shitty Monday at work, they can loosen up in Tijunana in the evenings. Fuck, what a great setup.

ItsMeBeyatch
11-24-15, 02:39
Now that's fucked up.


Hey Kev,

Here is your DJ shooting update. I'm sorry to say after spending time in the hospital the DJ has passed. No mas vida.

And the good news the commercial policeman (the shooter) is now unemployeed..

KevinMorison
11-24-15, 06:04
Hey Kev,

Here is your DJ shooting update. I'm sorry to say after spending time in the hospital the DJ has passed. No mas vida.

And the good news the commercial policeman (the shooter) is now unemployeed.Talk about going above and beyond with getting the entire story. Frigging sad that someone had to die or a stupid ass that should of never had a gun in the first place.

Long Don Silva
11-24-15, 08:50
Chapter 6: The Raging Serpent.

I cross the border around 9 PM Saturday. Cutie with glasses isn't working customs, but the hombre who checks me in just swipes my passport without stamping it. He also lets me go without filling out a visa. I ask him if I need a paper; he responds by asking if I'm only going to be there for a few hours, which I affirm. He says no problem. Cool guy.

I know Farmacia Piri closes early, so I walk to the ZN and survey the prices of generic Viagra at different pharmacies along the way. First stop is the one across the street from the taxis. I don't consider checking it out until after I already walk a distance past the cabs, so the hill is pretty steep at that point. I see a dirt trail and attempt to walk down it, but it's so steep that I snowboard my way down instead, fortunately catching myself on a tree before I would have otherwise wiped out. This one sells individual 50 MG tablets for 5 dollars each.

Next are the three shops immediately after crossing the bridge over the highway, just before entering the plaza. They all sell packs of ten 50 MG tablets for 28 to 29 dollars. Then there is the one just before the police station, which advertises on a sign outside that they have seven tablets for 20 dollars. By that point, I decide I want to try going au natural. So I pass the store without entering and make my way to the zone.

I stop for a couple tacos at the place that got me sick on my first visit, the cart on the SE corner of Coahuila and Ninos Heroes. I'll take some of that activated charcoal when I get back to the states. A shoe shiner offers me his services and I tell him I'll take him up after finishing my tacos. At this point, I want to really emphasize, fuck Dulce and Gabbana. And fuck Mermaids. It's the same guys all the time that offer to get me drugs, and I think there's two that call to Dulce and Gabbana and two that call to Mermaids. I've read in the past that these guys work with the police to set you up for a bust. This one douche bag keeps walking past me and saying Hi as I'm eating my tacos and getting my shoes shined, but I ignore him, making it clear that I'm disgusted by his presence. Then on his third attempt, he asks if I don't remember him. I say very loudly in a heavy public presence, "Yeah, you were trying to sell me drugs, weren't you?" he says he doesn't sell drugs but he can get me some. "I don't want any. " The shoe shiner confirms my suspicion by telling me that the pendejo sets people up for the police to bust. He offered to shine my shoes for two dollars, I give him three after he's finished. Good intel. I realize at this point that I should make sure to consistently develop a good rapport with the shoe shiners. They seem like they can be very helpful. Plus the ladies always take into consideration a man's shoes when sizing him up. Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man. Leads to better service.

I walk through the girls in el callejon and pass Yoana from Chapter 5, part 2. I want to hit it but I'm starting to wonder if I might have been better off getting some Viagra first. I was hoping to have an erection while walking the alley and that's not happening yet. So I pass her up and circle back from Constitucion to Coahuila. I head back to the pharmacy across the street from the police station back in the plaza, and take up their seven Figral for 20 dollars. Turns out it's actually eight; they come in two packs of four and I really like the marketing technique of giving the customer a pleasant surprise as such. I take one and head back toward the street girls. I thought I asked for 50 MG, but turns out the deal is even better now that I have an unusually raging boner and I check the packages to realize they are 100 MG and I just took a whole tablet. I've read in the past that a higher dosage doesn't product a stronger effect, but I beg to differ because this thing is becoming a force onto itself. For future use, now I have twice as much as I thought since I can cut them in half. Awesome. This deal is actually quite comparable to Piri in that case.

I'm ready to tear up the first girl I see on Calle Coahuila after I cross Constitucion. She is dressed in a Wonder Woman getup, medium brown skin with blond hair, perfect natural dee cups, slim waist and big booty. The little head is practically jumping out my pants at her. She offers 20 dollars for a half hour todo sin ropa. Seems too good to be true and it is. When we get to the room she offers anal for an extra 10 dollars. Not interested. She makes me wear two condoms. I keep telling her that I can't finish with two and she cuts it short at about 20-25 minutes. I forgot her name but it either starts with a vowel or silent H. Acelia or something like that, I think. She has a very squeaky voice and repeatedly says, "Ok, very good" or something to that effect. She also wears heavy makeup. Straight up cartoon character. Next time, I think I'm going to tell the other more attractive girls that work out of Hotel Garcia that I would want their services but Ximena and Wonder Woman have killed all their reputations for me. I think I'll go upstairs and tell the front desk that, too. But I'm just one guy, so it probably wouldn't work.

In need to cool down, so I get in line at Hong Kong, but it's about 20 deep out the door. I wait until there's three or four guys in front of me and realize that it's probably a sausage fest in there. I head toward Adelita and the Viagra quickly prevails over the experience I just had with Wonder Woman. I turn back around and head around Ninos Heroes and into the alley. I pass down the north side of the alley and Yoana's not out, so I head back down the south side and decide on Karla de Veracruz outside of Hotel Eduardo. She has a nice spinner body with be cups and a decent round butt. Medium brown skin with black hair, nice eyes, and a great smile. She seems like she could work at Adelita or even Hong Kong. We agree on 300 pesos for 20 minutes todo sin ropa, no suckie. 30 pesos for the room. I ask her for besos and she says she will throw in besos, sucky, unlimited positions, and two shots for an hour at 100 dollars. I counter with a half hour with all of that for 500 pesos. She insists that the one hour package is the only upgrade she's offering as such, which I decline.

We enter the room and I ask if I can pay her afterward. She wants the money up front and I tell her what just happened to me with Wonder Woman. If I have a good time, I will give her a good tip if she lets me pay afterward. Still hesitant, I tell her the police are outside and she can call them if I give her any problems. That convinces her. She starts on top and her pussy is warm and wet; it gets warmer and wetter throughout our session. After a few minutes, we switch to mish and I bust my load in about 10 minutes of total action, maybe less. She has the best pussy that I've experienced in the ZN. I can feel her heat all the way into my lower abdomen. She is really wet and tight. She talks jokingly with me before and during the sex, telling me she's going to make me wear two condoms like Wonder Woman did. She enjoys the act herself, perhaps reaching climax but I'm not sure. She does clench up once as she's getting really into it. I try to slowly, gently kiss her on the lips, but she lets me peck gently right next to them and on her cheek. I pay her 400 pesos, which includes a 100 pesos tip in addition to our original deal. She takes her time afterward, chatting and walking with me to the sink and bathrooms in the back of the hotel and accompanying me as we exit. We exchange kisses on the cheek as we near the exit, and I tell her I'll be back for her tonight. If I find her again after tonight, I think I'll take her up on the one hour package, but offer 1000 pesos. I'm surprised the street girls and their hotels are still operating at the 10:1 exchange rate, not that I'm complaining.

I head into Hong Kong and when I'm searched, the doorman asks me to lift up my shirt. Sorry to break it to you buddy, but that weapon you thought you just felt is my raging boner with 100 MG generic Viagra coursing through it. That's why they (meaning just me) call me Long Dong Silver. He lets me enter and I am ever so slightly disappointed. The selection is good, but appears to be missing the cream of the crop. They're probably all busy upstairs since it's around 11 or 12 on a Saturday night. I stop in the bathroom, and realizing the stalls are all occupied, I head back out. But not before the attendant asks for a tip. "I didn't do anything. " Should have told him that he didn't do anything. I finish my beer and head back out into the alley.

I still don't see Yoana, so I stop at Brisa de Veracruz. I don't catch the name of the hotel where she works, but she's on the north side of the alley near the east end. She is tall, but I don't recall if she wears heals. Very thick booty and she seems thin otherwise, although she is wearing a corset. But I have a good feeling about her. Karla was also wearing a corset and she ended up having a decent midsection, so maybe I'm developing a sixth sense. Brisa wants 390 pesos for sex only sin ropa, and it's 90 pesos for the room. She tells her neighbor the price she just got from me, about which I'm slightly put off.

But whatever, Brisa is really hot. Gorgeous face, medium-dark brown skin, medium-dark brown hair with blonde highlights, and when she undresses, her body is what I expected. She is slender with an amazing ass and a slightly loose belly, but nothing worth nitpicking over if you're looking for a real sexy thick girl. She has be cups that are not perky, but they're not too saggy either. Seriously, as far as street girls are concerned, if you're an ass man and you like morenas, no question this is the girl for you. I tell her that's a clever pricing system, 390 pesos, like how the stores offer something for 39.99. I just give her 400 pesos and tell her to keep the change. I ask her how many positions, which I often forget to do beforehand. She says two, but if we're having a good time we can do more. She starts on top, then we go mish, then doggie. I guess she's having a good time. Then we go back into mish where I finish the job. Man, nothing beats holding onto a nice, thick ass when the girl is overall pretty thin. She's probably 36-26-40 if I have to guess. She gets kind of into it when on top, then a bit more passive in mish, though she does still pant a bit. She takes it easy in doggie which I actually prefer because it just feels better for me that way. We make the usual small talk afterward while cleaning up and getting dressed, and she eventually heads out while I'm still getting putting my clothes on. I'm taking my time to get all my things together and she knocks after a few minutes instead of the cleanup guy. That's cool. I guess she was just giving me a few minutes of privacy at the end. So we walk out together and I give the cleanup guy two dollars since I took so long. Brisa and I exchange kisses on the cheek and I head back out to the alley.

As I approach Constitucion, just after the beauty salon, I get pulled back by a girl that I see outside regularly. I don't remember her name but she's decent. She's wearing a corset and I can't tell, but it seems like she might not have such a great body. She's turning me on though. Medium brown skin with dark hair, eyeliner curls up past the outside of her eyes. She has the tattooed eyebrows. I don't like that but it's not necessarily a deal breaker. I keep telling her that I just got done and there's no mas leche, but she's really persistent and she lets me stand close to her with my crotch pressed against hers while I grope her ass, which I enjoy. She's offering 20 minutes for todo sin ropa for 20 dollars and I'm thinking this is awfully similar to how it started with Wonder Woman. I tell her I just blew my load and I need to rest for at least a half hour, but she's still persistent and I'm still enjoying all the groping. Then she starts offering massage and I tell her if I'm going to have a session with her, I want todo. And I'm not finishing in 20 minutes right now. We continue back and forth as I try to get in as much groping during the negotiation as possible. She eventually asks for a dollar for a coffee and I offer to take her for a walk to get some, but she declines. I tell her my eyes are raining because I don't know how to say crying in Spanish and it probably sounds romantic to her. I eventually put a dollar in her bra and fondle her breasts while I do so, then I leave her to check out Adelita.

Right when I walk in, I see a girl who I think might be Karin from Chapter 4, but she says her name is Griselda de Gualdalajara. She is wearing tight jeans with an ass straight from the gym where every day is leg day. Her top is covering her midsection, but it stops just short enough for me to tell that she has toned abs. Huge natural dee cups, medium brown skin with blonde hair. We sit down for drinks and she asks how many girls I've been with today. I tell her two and she acts a little too impressed. A light-skinned girl in a bikini with light blonde hair comes up to our table and faces her ass towards us and subtly dances to the music. Griselda tells me to give the girl a tip, and I oblige to cop a feel on her gym-toned, slightly smaller than Griselda's ass. She sarcastically thanks me, so my stupid ass gives her another tip as I cop another feel. Griselda wants me to take her friend up with us for a threesome and I tell her I don't have money for that. Plus, I personally don't find added value considering the additional cost. Her friend eventually leaves us alone, and Griselda's trying to get me to bring her upstairs for 1000 pesos. Her face is not too great and it's still slightly lacking even with heavy makeup, so I bargain her down to 800 pesos.

We get to the room and she instantly tells me to pay her. I should have walked out the door right there. When I pay her, she starts asking me to give her the 20 dollars that she sees me take out of my pocket with my pesos. I tell her we agreed on 800 pesos. We undress and when we go at it, it turns out she wants to give me a bullshit session since I apparently lowballed her. Dumb ***** should have just declined my offer if she's so offended by it. She starts out on top which goes well, but then in mish, she insists on me keeping my knees lined up with her ass and gets really moody and irritated when I try to bring them further down the length of the bed, borderline yelling at me in anger. I try to ask her to come down lower on the bed so I don't hit my head on the wall; this by the way seems to be a common problem with the chicas. I'm not excessively tall, but 5'11". She reacts with the same irrational anger when I ask her that. She takes off the condom and tries to finish me manually, but I tell her it's not going down that way and put another condom on me. Back in mish, she keeps her hand in a ball just above where the genital action is going on. It's irritating me so I move her hand and she snaps her arm away from me with all of the aforementioned irrational anger. Now she's calling me a pinche carbon. Then she digs her knuckles into my ribs while I'm on top. I pull her hand away and she reacts the same way, getting up after 20 minutes and telling me the session is finished. I tell her that I paid 800 pesos for garbage and she is acting like she is the one who paid me. She gets dressed and leaves while I'm cleaning up. If there is ever the time to slap the shit out of a dumb *****, now is the time. But of course I recognize it's not worth the likely consequences.

I head back down to the bar and ask the first mesero I see who is in charge of the girls. He tells me to talk to the door man. So I go to the door man and tell him what happened, and he tells me to go into the bar with the police doorman and try to find Griselda. I walk through the crowd, looking very carefully for her, then her friend stops me and asks me where is her amiga. I'm tempted to ask her if she really thinks I'm stupid enough to think that Griselda didn't put her up to that, but instead I just tell her I don't know. She and the policeman exchange words and the policeman turns around and heads back outside. I continue searching the whole area to no avail. I go back out to the door and ask the guys working there what's going on. They haven't found her, but the hotel employees are looking for her upstairs. There appears to be a more manager-type guy involved now. I end up waiting for probably close to an hour before Griselda finally emerges from the hotel and I call her out to the guys at the door. The manager pulls us both into the hotel doorway and she explains her side of the story, basically telling him that I was being cheap with her. Yeah, but you agreed to it. The manager tells her that they are trying to run a respectable business; she works for him and she is making him as well as the whole place look bad. He tells us to work this problem out. I tell her I want all my money back, and she says no. Manager says that I still got some semblance of service from her and that she should give me half, to which I reluctantly agree. She gives me back 400 pesos and I go back into the bar to use the bathroom. I consider another drink but I just don't feel like being in Adelita any more tonight after what just went down. So I head out the main door and tip the door man a dollar for his help. I offer to tip the manager but he refuses, telling me this is my home. If only, that would be heaven on earth.

Back to Hong Kong I go, and I get a Red Bull for my entrance fee instead of a beer. Good, I was starting to get tired anyway and I was hoping to get another pop off. This should help get me going. The morena in big glasses with really long, really curly, really light blonde hair, pony tails on each side, is dancing and by the way she dances, I bet she knows how to screw. But I don't have money for a bar girl and I just need to chill for a few minutes. I finish my Red Bull and head out the back door in search of Karla. I really had a lot of fun with her earlier this evening. I spot her at her post outside Eduardo, but she is talking to a potential customer. We make eye contact while she's talking to him and she motions me over to her. The guy quickly leaves and I head her way.

I feel like things are really smooth with us and we don't even talk prices or services. I just ask her if she's ready for another; she says yes and we go to the room. She starts on top and she's really getting into it. I'm pretty sure she climaxes twice in cowgirl. Then she tells me there's three minutes left, so we go into mish and eventually I have to go number 1. It kills the mood whenever I go to the bathroom, so I try to finish first. The session is implicitly extended but I eventually realize I'm not finishing as long as I have to go, so I go. When I return, she's getting dressed and apparently the session is over, to which I oblige since it's usually not fun getting things going again after that. She asks for 500 pesos for the half hour, which is cool because she's giving me a bit of a bulk discount off the 300 pesos for 15 minutes, without me asking for it. I pay her and she kisses me on the cheek as we leave the room. She posts back up against the wall and I start looking for a cab to the border when I realize the Viagra is still working and my boner is raging to finish the job. So I turn around and walk back to Karla, asking her for another session for 20 dollars. I'm out of pesos and have 47 dollars left on me. She obliges but keeps her top on, and I'm able to finish my tres leches for the night. This time she allows a few light pecks on the lips while we're going at it. She is very playful, friendly, and comforting. We already have two or three inside jokes between us. I have a new favorite; Ninfa from Chapter 4 is still missing in action. I wonder if she's on vacation or retired or something.

It was quite a mixed bag tonight. Two horrible sessions along with three really good sessions, including one girl that I felt was worth doing twice on the same night. I would have gone again with Brisa as well if it wasn't so late. Her ass alone is enough to make her contend as my co-favorite. Maybe I'll try to arrange a threesome with them. They're both from Veracruz, so maybe they'll get along well.

I take a cab to the border, arriving around 3:30 AM. I wait in line for about an hour before making my way back home around 5:30. Man, I thought these late nights were well in my past, but that was before I stumbled upon La Coahuila. Good times.

Jackie888
11-24-15, 21:29
LOL. I feel like I was following Long Don with a camera.

You should really buy a VIP card from HK. The alley chicas that I take there have always treated me better at Cascadas. They probably think that I have more money or class when the see the Cascadas rooms. Time was almost never in question nor mumber of positions. Last time I was there I didn't see any fresh soap. My alley girl screamed to the clean up guys to fetch some, they ran to deliver 2 bars. She openned it up and handed to me with both hands. You also get 10-15 bonus minutes that most of the girls don't know about. In other words, you get about half an hour with a girl who will treat you like a VIP.

With Gisele, telling you to tip her friend would have been a red flag for me. I would have told you that its boss butch behavior and would likely be enhanced in the room. Unless you want to be dominated, its best to pass on her. But good for you for handling the situation like a gentleman and avoiding the sticky finger police. Friends have friends like themselves, so I would be warry of her friend as well.

Captain Solo
11-25-15, 03:53
Long Dong may have set the Guinness World Record, screwing 5 young girls in about 5 hours on the same night. Congrats. This is why Tijuana is a very nice place. You can have a nubile, sexy young girl for every hour on location all night hehehe.

3 of his most satisfying sessions were with street girls. In fact he repeated the same night with Karla. Tijuana street girls tend to be more down to earth. D. are more likely be easy going with the guys, even though the may be stricter than club girls against deep mouth kissing or nasty stuffs like anal sex ect. OTOH club girls tend to be more hardened and can really act up in bed. I had an angelic-looking HK girl with massive new fake boobs prop my torso up with both her fists to protect her investment through the .whole session, so I know how bad it feels hehe. Long Dong did it right by ratting the ***** out with Adelita's management.

Looks like the 100 MG generic Viagra was way more potent than usual. I would cut each pill in 8 and take as little as possible to prevent overdose.

This is quite a good night for Long Dong with 5 girls and found 1 worth repeating. Some of these girls are quite sexy and good-looking that I also planned the follow-on screws while doing the first. D.bros can draw a few good lessons from Long Dong to have very satisfying nights with multiple chicas in Tijuana.

This sure beats owning your own harem, fucking many pretty and young chicas of your choice all night while not having to put up with their baggage.


Chapter 6: The Raging Serpent.

I head into Hong Kong and when I'm searched, the doorman asks me to lift up my shirt. Sorry to break it to you buddy, but that weapon you thought you just felt is my raging boner with 100 MG generic Viagra coursing through it. That's why they (meaning just me) call me Long Dong Silver. He lets me enter and I am ever so slightly disappointed. The selection is good, but appears to be missing the cream of the crop. They're probably all busy upstairs since it's around 11 or 12 on a Saturday night. I stop in the bathroom, and realizing the stalls are all occupied, I head back out. But not before the attendant asks for a tip. "I didn't do anything. " Should have told him that he didn't do anything. I finish my beer and head back out into the alley...

Long Don Silva
11-25-15, 23:29
I would cut each pill in 8 and take as little as possible to prevent overdose.How do you cut such a small pill into so many pieces? I tried cutting in half with a sharp knife and the the exposed surface starts turning to powder and dissolving away from the solid piece. Doesn't seem to hold up for storage purposes.

Phordphan
11-26-15, 01:58
I've been remiss on posting TRs. So, just to contribute something I'll post one from a couple weeks ago.

Miss Scatterbrain called out of the blue, as it her habit. One has to strike while the iron is hot, so I set up an appointment. Unfortunately, I couldn't stay the night.

We met at the usual spot and had a leisurely late breakfast. She'd put on a couple of pounds since I saw her last. Not excessive, but, as you can see, there is more of a belly than before. I liked it before, but it did make her face look a bit gaunt. So, overall I guess it's OK.

After breakfast we picked up a couple of drinks at OXXO and repaired to La Mansion for the next 4 hours. There are other places I like better, but it's conveniently located. Single room is 370 pesos, I think. They always fiddle with the price to keep it around $25.

We loafed around for a bit, and did the usual chit-chat. Then down to business. The one think I like about Ms. S is that she really likes sex. She's not much of a kisser, but other than that she's into just about everything one can think of, within reason. Things quickly turned into an athletic experience. She loves to give BJs, and that's where things started. Next, she's up and sitting on my face. She's one of those girls who just has one looooong climax.

When she'd had enough of my oral ministrations she jumped to CG. Then to RCG. Then to Asian CG. Then back to BJ for a bit. Then some more pussy eating, then on to mish.

Mish is always good because we can interact better. I can go on for a very long time under the right circumstances, she likes lengthy mish sessions a lot and loves telling me how wet her pussy is, how much she's cumming, and so forth.

When I could hold out no longer I told her Vengo Pronto! She said "I want you to cum in my mouth!" I pulled out, she moved down and had me start to fuck her mouth, one of her specialties. It had been about a week or 10 days, so before long I busted a huge load. She didn't spill a drop. The feeling was so intense I thought I might pass out. Dayum!

Afterwards, she snuggled and we took a nap. We woke later, watched a bit of TV and caught up on life while I tried to finish the beer I'd started earlier. 30 - 40 minutes later she started caressing me and it was time for round 2.

Round 2 wasn't nearly as athletic, just lots of pussy eating and mish. But it was every bit as fun. After we rested for a while and caught our breath we showered and cleaned up. I looked at the clock and, wow, 4 hours sure flies when you're having fun.

We headed back to our rendezvous point. I gave her 800 pesos, which was most of what I had on me, and she was perfectly happy. Then I headed for the border, stopping at Mr. Burger, which I reviewed in the Food thread.

All in all, a pleasant way to pass an afternoon.

ItalianBWalls
11-26-15, 04:21
Hey all,

I have been trying, unsuccessfully, for a year or so to get to a mongering destination. My problem is less so money and more so time. I work non-stop and I rarely know when I will have time off. Tried for a trip to Costa Rica earlier in the year, but that fell through at the last minute. I just found out that I will have a couple of weekends off soon, but they are really close to Christmas time and New Years. Tijuana seems like the best option for weekend getaways. I could buy a last minute ticket to San Diego either for December 18 - 21, January 8 - 11, or January 15 - 18. This would include flight time.

Based on reading the forums and keeping up with your guys' adventures, I know that holidays are terribly slow, is there a weekend mentioned above that you guys feel would be best? I seriously have my bags packed and all of the restaurant recommendations printed out! I am just concerned about getting there and not seeing any solid girls, that would be awful.

I appreciate honest responses, if you guys believe I would be making a mistake with any of these dates, then I can persevere until my next time off, which is likely around July.

Again thanks in advance for feedback. My membership should still be good, so feel free to message me.

IB

Captain Solo
11-26-15, 14:54
I ordered the Suhara on line. Sidenafil Citrate 100 MG cheap, like $1 per pill.

I used a box cutter and knock it with something heavy like a hammer. It does cut cleanly enough into 8 pieces. I keep the pieces in a little plastic bag in my wallet and take 1/8 of a pill only when I feel I need a quick boner.

1/8 of a pill is enough to give me a long erection. You should not overdose on these drugs as they may be building up resistance.


How do you cut such a small pill into so many pieces? I tried cutting in half with a sharp knife and the the exposed surface starts turning to powder and dissolving away from the solid piece. Doesn't seem to hold up for storage purposes.

Captain Solo
11-26-15, 15:07
Even though some chicas do go home for Christmas and New Year holidays, there are still dozens of them in the clubs and on the streets, and hundreds more local girls that you can pull from web sites like Craigslist, Backpage, Sexytijuana dot com and the escorts sites ect.

Most girls would still work the Dec 18-21 weekend, then some would go home for Christmas and stay until mid January.

In the last few years, my visits to La Zona found surprisingly high number of chicas, with some top talents, working through the holidays. You won't be disappointed with the selection of the girls, food, fun, sunshine and warm, dry weather at year end.


Hey all,

I have been trying, unsuccessfully, for a year or so to get to a mongering destination. My problem is less so money and more so time. I work non-stop and I rarely know when I will have time off. Tried for a trip to Costa Rica earlier in the year, but that fell through at the last minute. I just found out that I will have a couple of weekends off soon, but they are really close to Christmas time and New Years. Tijuana seems like the best option for weekend getaways. I could buy a last minute ticket to San Diego either for December 18 - 21, January 8 - 11, or January 15 - 18. This would include flight time.

Based on reading the forums and keeping up with your guys' adventures, I know that holidays are terribly slow, is there a weekend mentioned above that you guys feel would be best? I seriously have my bags packed and all of the restaurant recommendations printed out! I am just concerned about getting there and not seeing any solid girls, that would be awful.

I appreciate honest responses, if you guys believe I would be making a mistake with any of these dates, then I can persevere until my next time off, which is likely around July.

Again thanks in advance for feedback. My membership should still be good, so feel free to message me.

IB

Hobbiest1
11-26-15, 15:32
In years past, I have been down there in December and January. I think there was a fine selection. Maybe not as many as usual but there are always hotties. My advice is either of the January dates. Pack your bags mi Amigo!! H1.


Hey all,

I have been trying, unsuccessfully, for a year or so to get to a mongering destination. My problem is less so money and more so time. I work non-stop and I rarely know when I will have time off. Tried for a trip to Costa Rica earlier in the year, but that fell through at the last minute. I just found out that I will have a couple of weekends off soon, but they are really close to Christmas time and New Years. Tijuana seems like the best option for weekend getaways. I could buy a last minute ticket to San Diego either for December 18 - 21, January 8 - 11, or January 15 - 18. This would include flight time.

Based on reading the forums and keeping up with your guys' adventures, I know that holidays are terribly slow, is there a weekend mentioned above that you guys feel would be best? I seriously have my bags packed and all of the restaurant recommendations printed out! I am just concerned about getting there and not seeing any solid girls, that would be awful.

I appreciate honest responses, if you guys believe I would be making a mistake with any of these dates, then I can persevere until my next time off, which is likely around July.

Again thanks in advance for feedback. My membership should still be good, so feel free to message me.

IB

Baxter Slade
11-26-15, 18:52
There are a few on here that will complain about limited selection of chicas during the holiday season. As long as you are not super super selective you will have no problem finding women. Myself I prefer the period leading up to the holidays. Its more festive. Most of the bars will be having there holiday parties during the 18 to the 21st.

My only recommendations don't eat the free food at the holiday parties. And take extra precautions to avoid the bandit policia.

Captain Solo
11-26-15, 19:01
Just so our bro Long Dong won't swallow Viagras 100 MG whole and pummel all Tijuana chicas to death, the pills can be finely divided.

Keep the pill in the blister. Line up a box cutter and hit it hard and fast with something heavy like a hammer. You should be able to cut it up into 8 neat pieces. I keep them in the same cut up blisters and only take out the small pieces as needed.

I bought generic Viagra on line cheap, like $1 a pop, brand Suhagra-100, made in India. I rarely take Ed drugs to avoid resistance, and only 1/8 of a pill is all I need to make sure I have a hard erection for 2nd, 3rd, sometimes 4th session.


How do you cut such a small pill into so many pieces? I tried cutting in half with a sharp knife and the the exposed surface starts turning to powder and dissolving away from the solid piece. Doesn't seem to hold up for storage purposes.

Jackie888
11-26-15, 19:07
IMO Italian should book in December while the girls are still here. Many of the girls are already telling me that they're takkng the entire month of January off. This is consistent with what happenned in Jan 2015. Many of the better selection were home over the holidays and HK and Adelitas had to fill their space with the girls from the alley.

Therefore save the Jan vacation days for the Summer or Fall (best time).

Ezinho
11-27-15, 02:57
Hey all,

I have been trying, unsuccessfully, for a year or so to get to a mongering destination. My problem is less so money and more so time. I work non-stop and I rarely know when I will have time off.

Sounds just like my work situation. I'd still recommend going. I went last year around Christmas and had a good time.

This year I'm going down to Tijuana for New Years. Anyone on here have any recommendations? There must be something going on for New Years Eve?

HorseTrader
11-27-15, 06:12
Tijuana seems like the best option for weekend getaways. I could buy a last minute ticket to San Diego either for December 18 - 21, January 8 - 11, or January 15 - 18. This would include flight time.
I don't remember going in the middle of December, so I can't give any first hand information about that. I believe it was 2012 or 2013 when I made lots of early year visits. There were more girls at the beginning of February than the middle of January. My observation supports people who say the girls leave for Christmas and then they gradually return over the next month or two. I'd suggest you forget January 8-11 and chose from your other two dates.