General Reports

[Artisttyp]

Sounds just like my work situation. I'd still recommend going. I went last year around Christmas and had a good time.

This year I'm going down to Tijuana for New Years. Anyone on here have any recommendations? There must be something going on for New Years Eve?Yeah you can visit with your old pal artisttyp.

[Jackie888]

Last New Years Eve was pretty bad. I think that the number of men and women were roughly the same. And by midnight all the guys without girls were like myself, scrambling to find a girl. Many of the best chicas were home with family. And the remaining girls didn't leave their guys.

On the other hand, if one stayed in the US, one's chances of getting a kiss on New Years Eve is about 50 percent? But in the zona, one's chance of getting laid is about 100 percent.

I think that the key to having a good time on New Years is grabbing the first girl that turns you on, then party with her until midnight. Just accept that you have to buy her a bunch of drinks. But tell her that you want sex at midnight so that she doesn't leave you.

[ItalianBWalls]

I appreciate all the feedback.

Though it was a bit of a mixed bag, based on what I am reading it seems like before Christmas is still really good and towards the end of January (if expectations are managed) would actually be fine. The best mindset to have, it seems, is to just go eat some good food, relax, and find a few chicas that strike my fancy. Maybe they won't be model types, but I bet what I can find on a slow day in Tijuana would be far better than what I can find here where I live, and cheaper to boot (even with flight, room, and food in consideration).

I think because it is my first international mongering trip, my expectations were a little too high. I have to remind myself that this is not going to be my only mongering trip! I also have to remind myself that when one is starving even McDonald's tastes good!

Looks like I will be picking between December 18 - 21 or January 15 - 18. Regardless of what I choose, I will endeavor to enjoy myself, thank you for all your help and look for a trip report in the coming weeks.

IB

[Hargow20]

Monday's and cold weather. ?

I was thinking of heading down on Monday evening and was wondering if there has been a lot of SG's out the past few days....? Just wondering since it has been so cold the past few days. I was in Tijuana on a Monday evening earlier this year and there was still a lot of girls out.

[Artisttyp]

Monday's and cold weather. ?

I was thinking of heading down on Monday evening and was wondering if there has been a lot of SG's out the past few days....? Just wondering since it has been so cold the past few days. I was in Tijuana on a Monday evening earlier this year and there was still a lot of girls out.Better to go during the day for this reason. I have also noticed that the heavy police activity at night has scared away many freelancers.

[The Tall Man]

I appreciate all the feedback.

Though it was a bit of a mixed bag, based on what I am reading it seems like before Christmas is still really good and towards the end of January (if expectations are managed) would actually be fine. The best mindset to have, it seems, is to just go eat some good food, relax, and find a few chicas that strike my fancy. Maybe they won't be model types, but I bet what I can find on a slow day in Tijuana would be far better than what I can find here where I live, and cheaper to boot (even with flight, room, and food in consideration).

I think because it is my first international mongering trip, my expectations were a little too high. I have to remind myself that this is not going to be my only mongering trip! I also have to remind myself that when one is starving even McDonald's tastes good!

Looks like I will be picking between December 18 - 21 or January 15 - 18. Regardless of what I choose, I will endeavor to enjoy myself, thank you for all your help and look for a trip report in the coming weeks.

IBIt is ALL about expectations. Now when I travel, even internationally as I was in Havana Cuba in August and Medellin Colombia last month, I go with a mindset of little expectations and let me say I always have fun.

I do the same with Tijuana, having an expectation is setting yourself up for resentment.

Good luck!

The Tall Man.

[Mr Russell]

Hi guys!

Sorry if I'm posting this question on the wrong thread. Could you guys please give me some recommendations to a few highly-rated massage parlors that offer FS and more? I've heard of New Body, Mermaids 2 and Deja Vu? Can anyone share their most recent experience, pricing and names of girls I should seek for a great experience? I believe there is a Mermaid across from HK but read bad reviews. I found the address to New Body but could not find address to Mermaids 2 or Deja Vu. I was also looking into escort service girls who will come to your motel / hotel. Found a provider called Live Latin Angels. Any recommendations?

Thank you in advance and look forward to your responses.

[Maila]

Hi guys!

Sorry if I'm posting this question on the wrong thread. Could you guys please give me some recommendations to a few highly-rated massage parlors that offer FS and more? I've heard of New Body, Mermaids 2 and Deja Vu? Can anyone share their most recent experience, pricing and names of girls I should seek for a great experience? I believe there is a Mermaid across from HK but read bad reviews. I found the address to New Body but could not find address to Mermaids 2 or Deja Vu. I was also looking into escort service girls who will come to your motel / hotel. Found a provider called Live Latin Angels. Any recommendations?

Thank you in advance and look forward to your responses.I have read many of the escorts can be a bit flaky in showing up. There are two established sites which are more dependable but the smaller ones like LLA will have more hotter girls on them. Try Mexico Lindo Bar. I've used the and they're very dependable. I think the other is CuminTJ but I haven't used that myself. This is an old link, which lists a number of escort sites: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2963-Tijuana-Escort-Reports&p=1271825&viewfull=1#post1271825.

[HorseTrader]

I have read many of the escorts can be a bit flaky in showing up. There are two established sites which are more dependable but the smaller ones like LLA will have more hotter girls on them. Try Mexico Lindo Bar. I've used the and they're very dependable. I think the other is CuminTJ but I haven't used that myself. This is an old link, which lists a number of escort sites: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2963-Tijuana-Escort-Reports&p=1271825&viewfull=1#post1271825.I've used cumintj about 6 times. One was a no show and the manager was very apologetic. A second rushed me and I didn't get my money's worth. A third was the best escort experience of my life. All the others were good solid providers and well worth my time and money. In each case, the girl that showed up at my door was the girl in the pictures.

I've also used craigslist to find an independent girl. Expect lots of time and services for about $100, but can be a bit frustrating if you don't speak Spanish (like me).

[Jackie888]

I appreciate all the feedback.

Though it was a bit of a mixed bag, based on what I am reading it seems like before Christmas is still really good and towards the end of January (if expectations are managed) would actually be fine. The best mindset to have, it seems, is to just go eat some good food, relax, and find a few chicas that strike my fancy. Maybe they won't be model types, but I bet what I can find on a slow day in Tijuana would be far better than what I can find here where I live, and cheaper to boot (even with flight, room, and food in consideration).

I think because it is my first international mongering trip, my expectations were a little too high. I have to remind myself that this is not going to be my only mongering trip! I also have to remind myself that when one is starving even McDonald's tastes good!

Looks like I will be picking between December 18 - 21 or January 15 - 18. Regardless of what I choose, I will endeavor to enjoy myself, thank you for all your help and look for a trip report in the coming weeks.

IBYeah. I think that you look at it as a fun vacation, you'll have a great time. While Tijuana will not be 100 percent stocked, they will have enough pretty girls to meet most people's needs especially if one is not from Southern California (who are kind of spoiled by weekend visits) and if you have money to spend. On another thread Solo mentioned that there were two guys from Idaho. I think they have more good looking girls in just the HK club than the entire state of Idaho. I'm guessing you're from NY or some where like that, where women are known for their intellect. That is code for fat and grumpy. You will have a good time in Tijuana regardless of the time of year you visit.

[Hargow20]

I have not visited the Zona during the daytime in quite sometime. I would go, but I have been working most days recently.

My impression.is that the freelancers and US girls have been coming later after the police started deporting girls. Many of the US girls come out around 9 or 9:30 pm. Before the American SW's would come out around 4 pm. I wish they would come out earlier, because I do not like staying the Zona so late.


Better to go during the day for this reason. I have also noticed that the heavy police activity at night has scared away many freelancers.

[Jackie888]

Hi guys!

Sorry if I'm posting this question on the wrong thread. Could you guys please give me some recommendations to a few highly-rated massage parlors that offer FS and more? I've heard of New Body, Mermaids 2 and Deja Vu? Can anyone share their most recent experience, pricing and names of girls I should seek for a great experience? I believe there is a Mermaid across from HK but read bad reviews. I found the address to New Body but could not find address to Mermaids 2 or Deja Vu. I was also looking into escort service girls who will come to your motel / hotel. Found a provider called Live Latin Angels. Any recommendations?

Thank you in advance and look forward to your responses.Tijuana is different from vacation spots in other parts of the world such as the Caribbean where Massage Parlors may provide the best entertainment. In Tijuana, the best entertainment are found in the clubs. As such, businesses such as Massage Parlors are not competitive and are almost nonexistent. For example, Mermaids has turned part of its premise into a club with a small bar for patrons to remain profitable. In other words, the massage parlors action really suck. Why? Because for about the same price of a massage parlor, you can walk into a club such as Hong Kong on a weekend night and pick out your college-quality girl from about 100 available.

As one new guy said to me the other day on his way out of a club, "It's like Disney Land in there!

[Jackie888]

I have not visited the Zona during the daytime in quite sometime. I would go, but I have been working most days recently.

My impression.is that the freelancers and US girls have been coming later after the police started deporting girls. Many of the US girls come out around 9 or 9:30 pm. Before the American SW's would come out around 4 pm. I wish they would come out earlier, because I do not like staying the Zona so late.Last Sunday I was outside of HK catching my ride back to the border at about 10 pm. Saw two attractive American gals waiting for their taxi. Thought nothing of it and may be they were only there to visit. Ran into them again at the border crossing as they caught a cab, presumably back to their dwelling. On the other hand, they were too comfortable and knew their way around, and they were liberally dressed if you know what I mean. So they may be who you were looking for.

[ClamSlammer]

I appreciate all the feedback.

Looks like I will be picking between December 18 - 21 or January 15 - 18. Regardless of what I choose, I will endeavor to enjoy myself, thank you for all your help and look for a trip report in the coming weeks.

IBIf you choose to go right before Christmas you're going to see Tijuana at around 40% capacity. Mid January should be back up to around 75%. If I were you I would wait.

[Hargow20]

I agree mid to late Jan is when the girls start to return to Tijuana. There is stiill quite a few SG's Tijuana. The main thing is to avoid Mondays. The other thing is that lines will probably be longer crossing back. Although the lines have short in the evening lately.


If you choose to go right before Christmas you're going to see Tijuana at around 40% capacity. Mid January should be back up to around 75%. If I were you I would wait.

[Hargow20]

This bizarre. I often see the girls that work at HK come and go. Seems more probable those are girls you saw.


Last Sunday I was outside of HK catching my ride back to the border at about 10 pm. Saw two attractive American gals waiting for their taxi. Thought nothing of it and may be they were only there to visit. Ran into them again at the border crossing as they caught a cab, presumably back to their dwelling. On the other hand, they were too comfortable and knew their way around, and they were liberally dressed if you know what I mean. So they may be who you were looking for.

[Mrdmiller2]

And thinking of heading to Tijuana to the clubs down there, but I've never been. Anyone want to take a newbie under their wing to show them the ropes? I'll even fund a drink or two in exchange for some information.

[Long Don Silva]

Are any of the red light districts in other cities in Mexico set up like Tijuana? I mean such that the street girls are standing outside an extended strip of hotels accompanied by a few bar / brothels? And for that matter, what other cities throughout the world are set up as such? I ask because I've briefly browsed a few other cities on this forum and it seems like everywhere else, there are clubs interspersed throughout the city such that one would have to drive or taxi from one to the other.

I've seen reports that Tijuana is not so great compared to other places. But besides the convenience of proximity, it seems to be relatively convenient as far as the chica selection process as well. What are some examples of some members' favorite mongering cities and why?

My only experience besides Tijuana is a couple backpage ads (one incall, one outcall) when I was working in Boston within the past year. The incall was the equivalent of an upper tier Adelita girl but white American, full service for $260. Semi-starfish and was picky about how I could touch her. A really nice physique, nice natural double D cups and a super booty. The outcall was a Chinese spinner who provided a very fun GFE for $220. Not quite as curvaceous as the other but she was my regular for the duration of my stay in Boston, which ended up being just three sessions. Then when I first came to San Diego in July, I went to an AMP I found on backpage and got full service from a Korean spinner for $100 and an additional $60 for the house. Soon thereafter I learned of the prices in Tijuana and haven't repeated this side of the border since. Also, I'm always kind of nervous about LE when I do escort ads.

So I guess there goes your prequel to Long Don's Love Stories.

[Captain Solo]

About 3 years ago when Tijuana policia raided Hong Kong and Adelita after the New Year for alleged trafficking of minors. The press reported that 110 putas were arrested and trucked down to the station for various infractions. Don't know how many putas were left in the clubs. There were 110 or more putas just inside the 2 clubs.

Mongers were not molested but were kept in the club for over 3 hours while policias searched the premises.

There was a video in Youtube showing the dumb policias groping HK chicas as they were being taken out of the club. The poor girls are always abused by assholes.


Last New Years Eve was pretty bad. I think that the number of men and women were roughly the same. And by midnight all the guys without girls were like myself, scrambling to find a girl. Many of the best chicas were home with family. And the remaining girls didn't leave their guys.

On the other hand, if one stayed in the US, one's chances of getting a kiss on New Years Eve is about 50 percent? But in the zona, one's chance of getting laid is about 100 percent.

I think that the key to having a good time on New Years is grabbing the first girl that turns you on, then party with her until midnight. Just accept that you have to buy her a bunch of drinks. But tell her that you want sex at midnight so that she doesn't leave you.

[Captain Solo]

La Zona in Tijuana is a self-service sex destination. You don't need to speak Spanish or have anyone holding your hand. The sexy and willing chicas will take care of that.

Local Mexican guys are fun and easy-going. If you show any fun and appreciation of the beauty of Mexican girls, they are your buddies. You can hang out and have fun with them.

But if you really need some guys to show you the rope, try to hook up with Jackie888. This bro lives in La Zona. He spends lots of time in La Zona, knowing lots of chicas and places. Buy him a few tequila shots and he will spill his wisdom.


And thinking of heading to Tijuana to the clubs down there, but I've never been. Anyone want to take a newbie under their wing to show them the ropes? I'll even fund a drink or two in exchange for some information.

[Captain Solo]

I can't think of any other locations besides Tijuana that offer excellent selection of young girls at low prices and the convenience of decent fuck hotels so cheap.

Mexicali next to Tijuana has a street with girls and a few bars spread out in a few blocks, but the bros complained the chicas are mostly old, fat, ugly. You need to drive to those bars. They are not within walking distance.

Mexico City has its street scene in La Merced and areas near Sullivan street with dozens young girls. The bros have complained about their lack of beauty and the cold, hardened attitudes. Massage places are $120-160. The escort services are $200 and girls are older, not so good -looking.

Guadalajara is the same as Mexico City.

The bros in Arizona complained that Nogales has small selection of old, fat, ugly putas who charge $100 for ST. One of the bros has been flying his small plane to Brown field and hook up with a good-looking young HK's ex teacher girl for $200, Friday noon to Sunday noon, which was an excellent deal. This guy got a very good deal, not even speaking Spanish. He even went to visit her family a few times on a ranch somewhere near Monterrey.

Cuidad Juarez and Nuevo Laredo near Texas have boy towns but with very small selections of ugly girls in run down neighborhoods.

One of the bros who moved to Arizona is reeling for pretty girls like Cristal in Tijuana.

I was in Cabos San Lucas. There were 3 bars near the boat docks each with 5,6 average girls. They all wanted $200 for ST. Fuck that. A local bros can fuck those fancy bar girls for 500 pesos outside of the bars. There were 1 or 2 putas sitting at hotel Las Plazas Glorias' open bar looking out the boat dock. They all wanted $200 for a quick fuck. Damn shit. Stupid, horny tourists just spoil the putas and ruin the market.

I was in La Paz, capital of Baja California Sud. A taxi driver took me all over town to various casas, but they had only a few girls, very ugly with tattoos and needle track marks all over their shriveled bodies.

Puerta Vallarta has a Zona Roja about 5 miles North of the cruise ship terminal, on a dirt road out in the stick with 3 or 4 bars. The chicas are old an dugly. ONly found 1 or 2 worth fucking for $60ST.

Cancun is ridiculous. Old ugly women parading in Zona Hotelerias want $300 for a fuck. Damn stupid. The official Zona Roja Plaza 21 is way out too far, about 10 miles form the beach, with only a few bars and has closed down due to lack of business. There are a few massage places and bars in down town and Mermaids near Playa Del Carmen with dozen of young pretty girls. Nothing as lively and convenient as Tijuana.

I was all over Asia. The Philippines has a lot of girls but they are mostly scrawny underfed girls, not at all sexually developed or good-looking. The girls at the bars in Angeles City are butt ugly with bad manners and mercenary attitudes.

China is effectively closed down for commercial sex. Thailand, both in Pattaya and Bangkok, is also spread out, I am not impressed with their beauties.

In conclusion, you are damn lucky to be living near Tijuana.


Are any of the red light districts in other cities in Mexico set up like Tijuana? I mean such that the street girls are standing outside an extended strip of hotels accompanied by a few bar / brothels? And for that matter, what other cities throughout the world are set up as such? I ask because I've briefly browsed a few other cities on this forum and it seems like everywhere else, there are clubs interspersed throughout the city such that one would have to drive or taxi from one to the other.

I've seen reports that Tijuana is not so great compared to other places. But besides the convenience of proximity, it seems to be relatively convenient as far as the chica selection process as well. What are some examples of some members' favorite mongering cities and why?

My only experience besides Tijuana is a couple backpage ads (one incall, one outcall) when I was working in Boston within the past year. The incall was the equivalent of an upper tier Adelita girl but white American, full service for $260. Semi-starfish and was picky about how I could touch her. A really nice physique, nice natural double D cups and a super booty..

[Baxter Slade]

And thinking of heading to Tijuana to the clubs down there, but I've never been. Anyone want to take a newbie under their wing to show them the ropes? I'll even fund a drink or two in exchange for some information.I will be down there one of those days. But its kind of hard to arrange something unless you pay the $19.95 fee on this site. That will allow you to receive and send private messages.

[Mrdmiller2]

La Zona in Tijuana is a self-service sex destination. You don't need to speak Spanish or have anyone holding your hand. The sexy and willing chicas will take care of that.

Local Mexican guys are fun and easy-going. If you show any fun and appreciation of the beauty of Mexican girls, they are your buddies. You can hang out and have fun with them.

But if you really need some guys to show you the rope, try to hook up with Jackie888. This bro lives in La Zona. He spends lots of time in La Zona, knowing lots of chicas and places. Buy him a few tequila shots and he will spill his wisdom.Thanks again Captain Solo. I gather its, as you said, pretty much self-service. But even in a buffet, one can choose the wrong dish so to speak. (oh, there are stories I can tell. Some good, and some embarrassing.

[WanderingMan]

I am traveling to San Diego and will be in Tijuana from about the sixteenth through the twenty something. Anyone else going to be down there at that time?

[Jackie888]

If there is one place I really want to visit in Mexico, it is Sinaloa.

While riding in a taxi, the driver commented to me that the best women were from Sinaloa, not Tijuana. I asked where he was from. He answered Tijuana. Since he was short, fat and dark, I was envisioning what his sister and mother must look like in her day and came to the conclusion that at the very least this man has good taste in women even if cursed with physical limits. I asked him for the basis of his opinion. He said something in Spanish that was beyond my comprehension, then he cupped his hands around his chest and thereafter his ass and said "grande. " Women say that they are so sensitive that they often can communicate without words, something that men cannot do. I beg to differ.

I spend time Friday evening with a favorite at Adelitas. Turns out she was from Sinaloa. Went over to HK and bumped into Tiffany. Turns out she is also from Sinaloa. Spoke with another favorite, a 5'10" MILF beauty that must have looked like Raquel Welche's twin sister in her day. She's also from Sinaloa! Later that evening, I met up with my all time favorite at Tropicals. Turns out that her parents originated from Sinaloa! How about that blonde with the giant tits and ass I was into several weeks ago? She's from Sinaloa. And the Vixen with the mega tits four weeks ago that wanted to take me home to her home? She's from the Sinaloa too! WTF?

As a result, I am drafting a well crafted letter to El Chapo at this moment, seeking permission to visit the fine state of Sinaloa. IMHO, the women from Sinaloa are all tall, often blonde, naturally big tits and bubble ass and tiny waisted. If El Chapo ever retires (to a US prison), I can see myself retiring.

In Sinaloa, marry a couple of vixen chicas and having dozen of babies. Hey I'm kidding. I am not an animal. One wife and a couple of mistresses on the side is enough.

[AampLover22]

Can anyone provide insight for Monday's at HK?

Thanks!

[MS Clive]

Any clue what this new USA-Tijuana airport is all about?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/california-newest-airport-terminal-extends-mexico-063009477--finance.html

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 7: A New Milestone.

After taking advantage of the unspecified discount that comes with reserving a room online at Cascada, I make my hour long trip to the border on Saturday night. $70 dollars for a standard single bed room to be paid on arrival, to be canceled if not checked in by 1 AM. But it doesn't say how much it costs to book the room in person so I don't know how much of a discount this is. I go back and forth in my mind as to whether or not I want to get the Hong Kong VIP and actually follow through on my reservation with the additional 20 percent discount that comes therewith, eventually deciding against it for now. That would have brought the room down to $56 after paying the $50 for HK VIP, good for three months if I remember correctly from the bros posting about it earlier. The HK site doesn't state the duration of the VIP membership, unless I overlooked it. Perhaps another day.

I park at the Baja Mex next to Ueta for $6 good until 8 AM, changing dollars for pesos at the same. I pass through customs around 10:30 PM. Once again, cutie with glasses is not working. That's three trips in a row now. She was usually there weekend nights. I take a cab to La Coahuila and my first order of business is to have intimate physical relations with Karla at Hotel Eduardo. As I approach her spot, I do not see her outside so I figure I'll have to find someone else. However, I just barely spot her out of the corner of my eye, standing inside just behind and to the side of the doorway. I greet her and tell her let's go to the room. "300 pesos, todo sin ropa, right?" No, she wants 400 pesos. I told her that last time it was 300. She says no, 400. We go back and forth, and I ask her if she doesn't remember. She says she does, and she proceeds to recollect how we had a session once, then again a few hours later in which I didn't finish because I had to go number 1, then after what seemed to be our parting for the night, I returned moments later with a revitalized boner. She says todo sin ropa is 400 pesos. Then I remember; I left out the BJ. So I tell her no BJ, she agrees to 300 pesos. Off we go.

She starts out on top. My theory is that if you ask the chica to start on top, she may be less likely to go starfish on you. Not a sure thing, but it may increase the likelihood of a better performance. She gets into it, then we go mish where she doesn't seem to be enjoying it as much. Like last time, I try to give her a tiny peck kiss on the lips, but she turns away at first, eventually obliging but not reciprocating. After I finish, I ask her if she's hurting. She says a little; she just had the flu and hasn't worked in a few days, so that's probably why. She tells me that if I come back later for her, she'll give me an hour and add the BJ and besos for 1000 pesos. I tell her maybe; it's already kind of late. Maybe next time I'll get the HK VIP and overnight room at Cascada, along with a bottle of tequila as the bros suggested. I kiss her on the cheek as I head out.

Let's see what's going on in Hong Kong. I ask the door man if I can have a Red Bull instead of the Heineken and he tells me to trade it at the bar. It ends up costing an extra dollar. Ok. I sit at Kowloon Bar and watch the action up front until I finish my Red Bull. All the girls are smiling and enjoying the evening, the men are all smiling and enjoying the lovely Latinas. When I get up to check out the main stage, I behold one of the most amazing sights I have ever seen. Apparently, this is the midnight performance. Three girls are on stage, completely naked and all up on each other. Looks like one of the soap shows I've heard so much about. The brunette with black lipstick appears to be running the show, and by the time I get to the action, someone hands her a strap on dildo. She puts it on and starts screwing the short blonde in the Mardi Gras mask. She has "Kristina" tattooed in Arabic on her rear shoulder and a really nice, shapely, round ass and nice natural see cups. Interesting, I will eventually see three or four more girls in HK who have Arabic script tattooed on their bodies. A couple have what seems to be a whole paragraph on the sides of their torsos. I should have stopped one of them and started reading it to her. Perhaps I could have gotten a discount for that. Maybe next time. I am curious as to why these Latinas have tattooed Arabic script on their bodies. I know that it has a heavy influence on the Spanish language due to the Moorish influence in Spain around I think the 1000's – 1200's. Or maybe they want to be like the Lebanese porn star Mia Khalifa. She just became really famous the industry about a year ago, which I am happy to say is about the time I quit porn. I definitely went out on a high note with her as my favorite at the time.

Back to the soap show. The third girl is an Asian-looking spinner with droopy be cups. She is kissing Kristina, and I think Kristina eventually starts eating her out. The girls take turns grinding their pussies on each other, kissing each other, fingering each other, eating each other out, and screwing each other with the dildo. It goes on for about 20 minutes. The place is packed and everyone seems to be watching this show. Even a lot of the girls appear somewhat mesmerized by it, providing the performers with intermittent rounds of applause. A few gentlemen take turns going up on stage with them and making it rain, George Washington style. The girls probably got a few hundred dollars out of the performance. After that sight, I am ready for round 2.

I head down the alley and make my way down Constitucion, starting on the east side and working my way back on the west. I pass Hotel Diamante where two real sweet cuties are working. A few seconds after passing them, I return back, not sure which one I want. They are standing right next to each other and are both smiling very big, friendly smiles at me whilst caressing each other's arms. I tell them they are both very beautiful and I don't know which one I want, maybe both. They both nod their heads in approval. I offer them 300 pesos each for todo sin ropa, to which they agree. They tell me it's normally 60 pesos for the room but with two girls, the room charge is double. I start to object, but figure I'll just take it up with the front desk. We head upstairs, one of my hands on each of their behinds. The front desk lady confirms the room rate, which I briefly argue before deciding to let it go. Both girls are very friendly and touchy-feely, so I'm confident this is going to be a lot of fun. The bed is small, but they say they'll make it work. Sara and Susana. Sara is really thin and really morena, total cutie to the max. Completely adorable. Susana is light-skinned with black hair and a bit more cushioning on her. Also super attractive. They are both A, maybe be cups. I ask them if they are novias, which they deny. They ask me if I have a novia, and I tell them that at this moment I have two.

I start off in mish with Sara and she's enjoying it, pulling me into her, breathing heavily, and rocking her hips. She licks her lips as she looks me in the eyes. Susana is hugging and caressing me while I kiss her shoulder and arm and try to suck her nipples, the latter of which she playfully evades. They are talking to each other and laughing it up, having the time of their lives. As am I. But they speak too quickly to each other for me to understand. I want to just go all the way to completion with Sara, but that would defeat the purpose of the threesome. After I sense she may be starting to hurt, I switch to Susana. She changes out the condom, at which I am slightly disappointed. I tell her I wanted to go back to Sara after a while and just keep the same condom. Oh well. It's her pussy, her call. Susana is also enjoying the sex, screwing just like her friend. Time eventually runs out, and Susana asks if I want to pay for more time. "Yes. " For both of us? "No, just you. " As Sara heads out the door, I tell her that I will come back to finish what I started with her. They both laugh and she bids me farewell. A few minutes later, I bust my load. After I eventually pull out, Susana very delicately takes off my condom, wraps it in toilet paper, and throws it away. I thank her most sincerely for the kind gesture. She is in no hurry, so we hang out on the bed and chat for a few minutes. I ask when she finishes working, she says she's not working a set schedule. I occasionally catch her off guard and sneak in for a quick suck on her nipples, to which she is now more open. She eventually informs me that it's time to go, so we get dressed and head out. We both use the bathroom before we go, but she's taking her time and I head downstairs by myself. I want to give Sara a nice, friendly farewell to warm her up after the way her part of the session ended, but she's nowhere to be found. I really want to come back to her for my next session. Oh well. Back to Hong Kong. I walk back with the youthful invigoration of a man who just experienced a milestone of a lifetime – his first threesome.

I come around onto Coahuila to enter through the front, and I notice Holly outside of Bar Gloria. She's short and a bit curvaceous with a very pretty, albeit heavily made up face. Medium brown skin and hair. I stop for her ch-ch-ch and tell her no mas leche but I want to return to her later after I let it build up again. I head back into Hong Kong for a Red Bull and then a beer. It's crowded and shortly after I enter, I see the amazingly beautiful Marilyn a. K. a. Lydia. She brushes against me as I pass her, and I delicately brush my fingers on her firm abs. Under less crowded circumstances, I may have stopped her for a drink, but she was quickly lost in the crowd and I am living on cloud nine with the value I'm getting with the street girls compared to the prices of bar girls. After I decide it's time for another, I head back to look for Sara at Hotel Diamante, but she's not there. OK, I'll try Holly. I was really hoping to find Brisa from Chapter 6 (medium dark skin, brown hair with blonde highlights, tall, really thick booty, works at Hotel El Porton), but after several rounds, she is not out. I ask another Porton girl and she says she hasn't seen Brisa today.

So Holly it is. I've had bad experiences with Hotel Garcia girls, but I have a good feeling about Holly. 300 pesos sin ropa, but she keeps her stomach covered with her blouse and I can guess why, so I don't object. Her body is kind of soft and loose, but nothing that would kill my erection. I actually like the feel of her soft, smushy ass as I'm ramming her in missionary. She breathes heavily and rocks her hips like the Sara and Susana. After busting my load, she washes up in the shower. I follow suit and she leaves in a bit of a hurry. I take my time getting ready and by the time I get out, she's at the table by the front desk eating with another girl, so I leave her alone and head back out, taking a taxi back to the border. There's a few minutes wait in line to pass through, and the CBP agent is a really heavy-set African American gentleman who calls me Taliban, presumably on account of my beard. A bit shocked, I say what? "Taliban looking mufu. " he's chuckling as he says this, and I respond by asking him if that means he'll have to take me in for extra questioning. He laughs and bids me a good night as he hands me back my passport. It's 4 AM and I make it home by 5 without passing out behind the wheel.

After spending most of Sunday sleeping in and relaxing from the long night out, I want some more action so I cross the border around 8 PM. First stop: Hong Kong. I trade my entry beer and a dollar for a Red Bull, and I decide to do some drinking today, so I get a shot of tequila. This Chicano is sitting next to me, and when he gets up he is still hanging out by his chair. Since my chair is right in front of the limes next to the mesero station, I ask Chicano if he's still sitting there, and he tells me to go ahead. He eventually sits next to me and I tell him I feel bad for taking his seat and he can have it back if he wants. He speaks to me in English, about how he's American and not Mexican, he's from Anaheim and he's here with his dad. He's already done two girls today and he doesn't like condoms so he takes them off when the girl is not paying attention. Man, that's crazy. He starts buying me drinks and after a few inspiring performances by the beautiful chicas, I tell him I'm going out to the alley.

After exiting the back of HK, I see Karla across the street at Eduardo but I try to avoid her eye contact because I'm just here for a quickie since I have to work tomorrow morning. She's going to want to sell me an extended session and I don't want to have to decline that a third time. So I head down the alley intent on finding Sara from last night, and I see Yoana from Chapter 5. Remembering the royal treatment she gave me previously, I am very happy to see her. She wasn't out last night. I approach her and she's smiling right at me, as opposed to the usual detached Yoana looking down at her cell phone. "300 pesos, todo sin ropa?" She agrees. Jackie, she works at a different hotel now so you don't have to worry about the front desk douche bag ending your sessions prematurely with her anymore. I don't know the name of the hotel, but it's the one where the reception desk is behind a window and lowered beneath the floor level, I think right next to the hotel where she was previously working.

She starts on top and she is enjoying herself, breathing heavily, caressing my chest, and gyrating her hips. We eventually switch to mish, and junior eventually loses interest. Yoana asks if I had a lot of beer, which I affirm. I'm taking a quarter of sildenafil (25 MG) now because I don't feel like I can cut it accurately into eighths like the Captain does. But after the 25 MG and three pops yesterday, it looks like the alcohol is winning over the 25 MG today. She works very hard to get it up again, and we continue. The front desk lady yells time, and Yoana asks if I want another session. I have to think about it and she offers for 250 pesos. You got it, sister. Let's try again. She is completely focused on making me climax and nothing else in the world exists as far as she's concerned. Junior's eventually back up and ready to go, thanks to her expertise in manual stimulation. She asks if I want her on top, and I say no, me. It takes a while longer and Yoana is still working it, rocking her hips, breathing heavily, even slightly hurting from it. But she's trying really hard to not let it show. She is such an amazing girl, committing 100 percent of her attention toward pleasing her customer. It finally happens, because she would not allow for anything less. We chat and she says she's going to Michoacan in two weeks, and she'll be there for two months. I think I got mixed up when I introduced her in Chapter 5 and said she was from Guadalajara. But I was apparently mistaken. I tell her I'll come back before she leaves, and she kisses me farewell.

After I head back out to the alley, I see the beautiful Brisa outside of Hotel El Porton. I ask her if she was not working yesterday; she says she was. I tell her I have no more leche now but I'll come back for her next weekend. Man, she is so pretty and has an amazing ass. I hope I catch her before she goes home for the holidays.

[ClamSlammer]

If there is one place I really want to visit in Mexico, it is Sinaloa.Sinaloa is one of the last places in Mexico I'd like to visit, that and maybe Guerrero. There's a reason why there's so many Sinaloans in TJ-because they're scared shitless of living in Sinaloa. Any foreigner is a ripe target for kidnapping or worse. Besides a couple safer zones in resort areas it's not safe. Your chances of getting kidnapped or worse are higher than you'd be comfortable with. It's a lawless war zone. If you want to visit Sinaloa you might as well toss Mogadishu and Karachi on your itinerary too.

[PseudoPunk]

I'm going down there this Sat. And just had a quick question. Do I need to bring my passport or can I cross (and return) with my passport card? Iv'e read a lot of reports and everyone seems to be bringing there passports, not many mentions of the card. I appreciate any help!

Thanks guys.

[Jackie888]

Sinaloa is one of the last places in Mexico I'd like to visit, that and maybe Guerrero. There's a reason why there's so many Sinaloans in TJ-because they're scared shitless of living in Sinaloa. Any foreigner is a ripe target for kidnapping or worse. Besides a couple safer zones in resort areas it's not safe. Your chances of getting kidnapped or worse are higher than you'd be comfortable with. It's a lawless war zone. If you want to visit Sinaloa you might as well toss Mogadishu and Karachi on your itinerary too.I see what you're saying.

Road trip!

Who's driving?

[Captain Solo]

I can imagine Long Dong scurrying around on Coahuila alley, checking out half-naked girls with his bug eyes, drooling out of his mouth, like a 2 year-old boy in a toy store. Hehehe.

It's amazing how the street and bar girls can remember all the guys they fucked, how they fucked them and how much they paid, even after a few years. The HK meseros even remembered my wingman and his drinking and screwing habits after 3 years absence. They have amazing memories and can be of good helps. So spread your wealth a little and tip them when they are helpful. If you have any problems or grievances, bring them to the managers. You will be well taken care of.

One time at the Stripper of the Year contest I found this pretty chica Elizabeth in street clothes, wearing eye glasses. Since I had never seen her in HK, I thought she was a spectator. I was eyeing and flirting with her, trying to get a freebie all night hehehe. She had a young Mexican come over and tell me that she's available for sex. We agreed on $60 and went to hotel Cascada. She speaks English. I looked deeply into her eyes, caressing her pretty face and told her she was very pretty. She acted surprised and got all passionate with me. We went crazy with each other, rolling around in bed, kissing, licking, sucking, screwing urgently in every possible positions. I had one of the hottest fuck in my life with Elizabeth that night.

The street girls would also get turned on with some sweet compliments and gentle caressing. Sucking on their tits while fingering their clits and their G spots always get them drippy wet and horny for sex. Most of my regulars do get horny and give me passionate sex, and act like they enjoy the session, or my missions are incomplete. Perhaps the bros can expand more on foreplay techniques to get the chicas red hot horny.

For multiple sessions of passionate sex, it may be worthwhile to rent a room and strike all-night deals with HK chicas. One of my wingman arranged with a young HK chica for Friday noon to Sunday noon for $200. He had GFE with that chica all those weekends.

An excellent trip report.


Chapter 7: A New Milestone.

After taking advantage of the unspecified discount that comes with reserving a room online at Cascada, I make my hour long trip to the border on Saturday night. $70 dollars for a standard single bed room to be paid on arrival, to be canceled if not checked in by 1 AM. But it doesn't say how much it costs to book the room in person so I don't know how much of a discount this is. I go back and forth in my mind as to whether or not I want to get the Hong Kong VIP and actually follow through on my reservation with the additional 20 percent discount that comes therewith, eventually deciding against it for now. That would have brought the room down to $56 after paying the $50 for HK VIP, good for three months if I remember correctly from the bros posting about it earlier. The HK site doesn't state the duration of the VIP membership, unless I overlooked it..

[Phordphan]

If there is one place I really want to visit in Mexico, it is Sinaloa.Dude, you're scared to get a taco outside of the Zona. How are you going to travel through the extremely dangerous badlands of interior Mexico? Where narcos wait on every street corner of every village, just waiting to kidnap and molest unsuspecting gringos.

But yes, the Sinaloa ladies tend to be light-skinned and very pretty.

[Phordphan]

Any clue what this new USA-Tijuana airport is all about?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/california-newest-airport-terminal-extends-mexico-063009477--finance.htmlIf the guys would venture outside of the Zona once in a while, they'd see all the stuff that's happening in Tijuana.

They've been building this for a while, and there is now a new highway exit off of the 905. It looks odd from the border, just an enclosed walkway right over the border into the airport terminal. For those who don't know, the airport terminal is literally across the street from the USA / Mexico border.

As the article says, it will be great for those occasional tourists who fly out of the Tijuana airport. They can avoid the nonsense traffic delays by parking on the USA side and walking to the airport. Neat idea.

[Jackie888]

Dude, you're scared to get a taco outside of the Zona. How are you going to travel through the extremely dangerous badlands of interior Mexico? Where narcos wait on every street corner of every village, just waiting to kidnap and molest unsuspecting gringos.

But yes, the Sinaloa ladies tend to be light-skinned and very pretty.LOL. Actually I travel outside the zona for medical and dental works several times each year. Because I often walk to the Zona, I prefer to not wander off my path for a taco no matter how delicious it is.

However actually traveling to Sinaloa was a joke, hence the "letter to El Chapo. " I wouldn't be comfortable down there unless I'm armed. And the firearms restrictions nowadays are strictly enforced unlike that in the past.

[ScatManDoo]

I'm going down there this Sat. And just had a quick question. Do I need to bring my passport or can I cross (and return) with my passport card? Iv'e read a lot of reports and everyone seems to be bringing there passports, not many mentions of the card. I appreciate any help!

Thanks guys.Your passport card will work well.

The Mexican officials at the San Ysidro pedestrian border crossing accept it just like a passport. Even better, they cannot stamp a passport card (like they sometimes do to passports).

And the passport card qualifies you to re-enter the USA using the ready lane, which often is quicker than the regular / general pedestrian lane.

Sentri cards allow for even faster re-entry into the United States, but they are not accepted by Mexican officials when entering Mexico.

[Reinaldo]

No need to take your passport. Passport card is good.


I'm going down there this Sat. And just had a quick question. Do I need to bring my passport or can I cross (and return) with my passport card? Iv'e read a lot of reports and everyone seems to be bringing there passports, not many mentions of the card. I appreciate any help!

Thanks guys.

[ScatManDoo]

Chapter 7: A New Milestone.
After taking advantage of the unspecified discount that comes with reserving a room online at Cascada, I make my hour long trip to the border on Saturday night. $70 dollars for a standard single bed room to be paid on arrival, to be canceled if not checked in by 1 AM. But it doesn't say how much it costs to book the room in person so I don't know how much of a discount this is. I go back and forth in my mind as to whether or not I want to get the Hong Kong VIP and actually follow through on my reservation with the additional 20 percent discount that comes therewith, eventually deciding against it for now. That would have brought the room down to $56 after paying the $50 for HK VIP, good for three months if I remember correctly from the bros posting about it earlier. The HK site doesn't state the duration of the VIP membership, unless I overlooked it. Perhaps another day.I believe the HK VIP card is now good for 4 months (it used to be a six-month term back in 2014-the last time I had the card).

Right now, when you go to Cascades' website, the single rooms at Cascades rent for $70 on Friday & Saturday nights and $55 on other nights. In the past there used to be a $5 to $10 difference between the website online reservation rate and the walk-up rack rate, but that difference in rates may not exist at the present time. If there is a current difference, you could tell by the posted rates at either hotel desk at Cascades. The north entrance used to post the non-reservation room rack rates up on the wall to the left (east wall) and the larger south (main) entrance desk usually posts the rates on a display card placed on the desk counter top (see picture from December 2014) The 20% discount a monger received using the HK VIP card is 20% off the non-reservation rack rate, which may be $70 or more. Paying in pesos for your room may get you even more of a discount advantage since Cascades & HK currently use a 15:1 exchange rate while actual market exchange rates today have been floating at better than 16.5 pesos to the dollar.


After exiting the back of HK, I see Karla across the street at Eduardo but I try to avoid her eye contact because I'm just here for a quickie since I have to work tomorrow morning. She's going to want to sell me an extended session and I don't want to have to decline that a third time. So I head down the alley intent on finding Sara from last night, and I see Yoana from Chapter 5. Remembering the royal treatment she gave me previously, I am very happy to see her. She wasn't out last night. I approach her and she's smiling right at me, as opposed to the usual detached Yoana looking down at her cell phone. "300 pesos, todo sin ropa?" She agrees. Jackie, she works at a different hotel now so you don't have to worry about the front desk douche bag ending your sessions prematurely with her anymore. I don't know the name of the hotel, but it's the one where the reception desk is behind a window and lowered beneath the floor level, I think right next to the hotel where she was previously working.If you walked down a long straight narrow open-air corridor to the oficina desk, you probably used Hotel Mini.

[Captain Solo]

What Jackie should have concluded was, there seems to be lots of putas from Sinaloa, more than any other places in Mexico.

It's just my observation, that Sinaloa girls tend to be tall, with big boobs, bubble butts, but somewhat thick with crude manners, more like farmers' daughters.

Some of the most beautiful and most glamorous girls I've met same from Monterrey and Puebla. They tend to look more urban, tall, fit, lanky, light skin, with pretty and gentle Spanish facial features, good manners and good taste in clothing.

About 2 years ago, this young girl Griselda from Monterrey was stripping in HK. She looked better than any of those movie stars or super models. She was one of the most beautiful girls ever stripped in HK, evident by the fact that, there were always lines of guys, 5 to 6 deep waiting to buy her fichas after she stripped. Never saw that happened to any HK stripper. I made a date with her to go to hotel, and had to butt in the middle of her ficha to take her up for a fuck. She was like the sweetest and most beautiful angel that I made love to. She only worked in HK for 2 weeks then went home.

She gave me her home phone number. I called her a couple times trying to buy airfare for her to come back to Tijuana. I Should have flown to Monterrey instead. Never see her again in Tijuana. I asked a few bros I Monterrey to track her down but nothing worked.

One of these days tough guys like Jackie and Long Dong may have enough gut to take me on a road trip to visit all those places, reportedly loaded with thousands of the sweetest-looking Mexican chicas, in search of the ultimate sexual experiences.


If there is one place I really want to visit in Mexico, it is Sinaloa.

As a result, I am drafting a well crafted letter to El Chapo at this moment, seeking permission to visit the fine state of Sinaloa. IMHO, the women from Sinaloa are all tall, often blonde, naturally big tits and bubble ass and tiny waisted. If El Chapo ever retires (to a US prison), I can see myself retiring.

In Sinaloa, marry a couple of vixen chicas and having dozen of babies. Hey I'm kidding. I am not an animal. One wife and a couple of mistresses on the side is enough.

[Artisttyp]

LOL. Actually I travel outside the zona for medical and dental works several times each year. Because I often walk to the Zona, I prefer to not wander off my path for a taco no matter how delicious it is.

However actually traveling to Sinaloa was a joke, hence the "letter to El Chapo. " I wouldn't be comfortable down there unless I'm armed. And the firearms restrictions nowadays are strictly enforced unlike that in the past.I have been to both Mazatlan and Culiacan. Nothing really exciting there. Outside MAZ you are mainly dealing with farm country. The major city Culiacan has a well known baseball team LOS Tomateros who's on field gear is popular in with the homies in Tijuana. The also have the altar of Drug Saint Jesus Malverde (Worth Seeing).

People are frightened of outsiders and are not as friendly as in other parts of Mexico for obvious reasons.

Maz has some decent casa options and Culiacan has some strip clubs with action available. Otherwise a rather boring part of Mexico if you aren't a narco.

[Captain Solo]

Considering combination of factors, large selection of girls, good looks, services, low costs, convenience, food, fun, safety, how do the locations rank?

1. Tijuana.

2. DF.

3. Monterrey.

4. Veracruz.

5. Acapulco.

6. Puebla.

7. Tenancingo.

8. Cancun.

9. Guadalara.

10. Puerta Vallarta.

11. Mazatlan.

12. Manzanillo.


I have been to both Mazatlan and Culiacan. Nothing really exciting there. Outside MAZ you are mainly dealing with farm country. The major city Culiacan has a well known baseball team LOS Tomateros who's on field gear is popular in with the homies in Tijuana. The also have the altar of Drug Saint Jesus Malverde (Worth Seeing).

People are frightened of outsiders and are not as friendly as in other parts of Mexico for obvious reasons.

Maz has some decent casa options and Culiacan has some strip clubs with action available. Otherwise a rather boring part of Mexico if you aren't a narco.

[Artisttyp]

Considering combination of factors, large selection of girls, good looks, services, low costs, convenience, food, fun, safety, how do the locations rank?

1. Tijuana.

2. DF.

3. Monterrey.

4. Veracruz.

5. Acapulco.

6. Puebla.

7. Tenancingo.

8. Cancun.

9. Guadalara.

10. Puerta Vallarta.

11. Mazatlan.

12. Manzanillo.I have only been to 5 on that list. It is no secret that if you want to monger in Mexico Tijuana IS THE PLACE. This has been proven many times.

[Jackie888]

I believe the HK VIP card is now good for 4 months (it used to be a six-month term back in 2014-the last time I had the card).

Right now, when you go to Cascades' website, the single rooms at Cascades rent for $70 on Friday & Saturday nights and $55 on other nights. In the past there used to be a $5 to $10 difference between the website online reservation rate and the walk-up rack rate, but that difference in rates may not exist at the present time. If there is a current difference, you could tell by the posted rates at either hotel desk at Cascades. The north entrance used to post the non-reservation room rack rates up on the wall to the left (east wall) and the larger south (main) entrance desk usually posts the rates on a display card placed on the desk counter top (see picture from December 2014) The 20% discount a monger received using the HK VIP card is 20% off the non-reservation rack rate, which may be $70 or more. Paying in pesos for your room may get you even more of a discount advantage since Cascades & HK currently use a 15:1 exchange rate while actual market exchange rates today have been floating at better than 16.5 pesos to the dollar.

If you walked down a long straight narrow open-air corridor to the oficina desk, you probably used Hotel Mini.Scatmandoo,

Yup. The VIP is 4 months. I just purchased one last week thinking it was for 3, but received 4 months.

Long Don: If the office is underground and you have to sort of bend down to pay, then it's definitely Mini. But once you get the HK VIP card, I highly recommend you take the girls to Cascadas and enjoy the bonus 10-15 minutes. While it may not be much in itself, you're practically getting a 30 minute session, running hot showers, clean towels, cleaner rooms, and more respect from the girls. Also, I think that drinking too much fluid flushes out the Viagra effect. At least that is how my physiology works, fluid flushes out everything from caffeine to alcohol to Viagra. I'm not saying one should not drink water. Just avoid drinking 4 bottles right after taking a pill unless you want to lower its potency.

[Mr Russell]

Hey ScatManDoo,

Do you have a Sentri Card? How do you get approved for one?


Your passport card will work well.

The Mexican officials at the San Ysidro pedestrian border crossing accept it just like a passport. Even better, they cannot stamp a passport card (like they sometimes do to passports).

And the passport card qualifies you to re-enter the USA using the ready lane, which often is quicker than the regular / general pedestrian lane.

Sentri cards allow for even faster re-entry into the United States, but they are not accepted by Mexican officials when entering Mexico.

[ScatManDoo]

Hey ScatManDoo,

Do you have a Sentri Card? How do you get approved for one?I do not have a SENTRI card. I do have a US Passport and a Passport Card.

It is my understanding that under the "Trusted Traveler Program" you can apply for both SENTRI and Global Entry at the same time with a single application. It is also my understanding is that it costs no more to get both, so most people apply for both rather than applying separately. I am not super familiar with these programs since I've never done it for myself.

Here is info on Global Entry: http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/global-entry.

Here is info on SENTRI: http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/sentri.

Here is the SENTRI application: http://usa.immigrationvisaforms.com/travel/sentri-pass.

[Long Don Silva]

Addendum to Chapter 7.

I want to clarify to the bros where Yoana is now working. You go up a flight of stairs to the second floor. Once you're on the second floor, there is a glass window straight ahead of the stairs from which you just ascended. You walk up to the window and there is a lady sitting in a chair, and the floor level to that office is about four or five feet below the floor level of the second floor. It's not Hotel Mini, as ScatManDoo described with the open air hallway.

Yoana doesn't have an amazing body but it's tight. She has a very pretty face; I feel like I'm screwing a movie star when I'm with her. The light skin contrasted with her dark hair is very sexy. And she is one of the nicest girls you'll ever meet. I definitely recommend her for the bros before she goes back to Michoacan a week before Christmas. She said she'll be gone for two months.

Jackie, thanks for the tip with the Viagra. I didn't have a lot of water but I had two tequila shots and a beer. I've heard that alcohol really counters the effects of the Viagra. Plus I was kind of tired after four hours of sleep following Saturday's romp and probably should have just stayed home and rested on Sunday. I'm becoming addicted to La Coahuila for sure.

Captain, I am definitely like a two year old in a toy store. I can never get over how amazing this place is and how happy I am when I'm there. Maybe one of these days I'll be able to impress the cool mongers and tell stories of exploring outside the ZN. But it's just too much fun for me to do that right now. I just started going in September and perhaps the novelty will one day wear off. But I don't see that happening any time soon.

One more subplot to add that I left out of my original trip report from this weekend. Before I head out of HK, I put a dollar in the girl's bikini bottom who has the auburn hair with bangs; she is one of the typical top-tier HK girls. Tall, thin, big boobies, and thick ass. If anyone knows who I'm talking about, please tell me about her bed performance. So as I start to walk away to head out to the alley, I feel a gentle pinch on my behind. I turn around and the likely culprit is hanging on the railing under the stairs, turned away from me playing a fun little game of hide and seek. So I return the favor with a pinch. She turns around and I start inserting dollar bills in her thong, copping feels with each dollar. She is wearing a black fishnet top with no bra. About 5'5", medium to dark brown skin with black hair, perfect natural the cups and a thick behind, wonderfully curvaceous. She says, "Let's go fuck. " She speaks English with a cute Spanish accent. I tell her 1000 pesos. She says she normally charges 80 dollars and she went to school, she knows how to do math. That's like 60 dollars. So I say, "Wow, look at you. So intelligent. " But she agrees to the 60 dollars. "I need to make money". But all I can think about is Griselda from Chapter 6. She's the girl at Adelita who decided to go sadistic on me because I was cheap with her.

So I ask this HK girl if I can pay afterward. She says no. I tell her that I've had a few bad experiences and I prefer to be cautious as a result. She says if it's happened more than once than it's probably me and not the chicas who are the problem. And if I don't have a good time with her, I'm not going to be able to get out of paying anyway. So I tell her about my experience with Griselda and how Wonder Woman, also from Chapter 6, made me wear two condoms. She says all of that is very strange but what about me? Well, I'm thinking that the way she initially responded is a red flag. I'm the one with a problem and I'm going to pay whether I like it or not? No thank you. I didn't say that but I was thinking that and not answering her question. She say's bye and walks away. But man, she is so hot and I can't stop thinking about her ever since. I think I might go back this weekend and buy her a drink to see how our interaction goes then, and decide based on that if I will take her upstairs. But perhaps I need someone to talk me out of that.

[Bbond]

Do you have a Sentri Card? How do you get approved for one?http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/sentri

[Jackie888]

Long Don,

I want to write a letter to the CIA and ISIL and Al Queda declaring that a very well known former Taliban officer has defected after finding out that 20 Putas, liquor and pork tacos is way better than a promise of 40 Virgins in the after life. Living life with a little vice is so much better for world peace.

Re the HK chica. I can't remember the last time a HK girl has asked for money ahead of time. I think you may have spooked her by bringing it up. I generally steer the conversation away from money to prevent the girls from being business like in bed. The conversation is usually about her sexual desires. If she talks about it, it's positive. If she clams up, I pass on her. At some point we have to address monetary compensation. But I keep it short as possible then steer her back to her sexual desires even after we agree on a price.

Re Viagra. Sleep is my best Viagra. If I only get 4 hours, no pill is going to work.

[The Tall Man]

I do not have a SENTRI card. I do have a US Passport and a Passport Card.

It is my understanding that under the "Trusted Traveler Program" you can apply for both SENTRI and Global Entry at the same time with a single application. It is also my understanding is that it costs no more to get both, so most people apply for both rather than applying separately. I am not super familiar with these programs since I've never done it for myself.

Here is info on Global Entry: http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/global-entry.

Here is info on SENTRI: http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trusted-traveler-programs/sentri.

Here is the SENTRI application: http://usa.immigrationvisaforms.com/travel/sentri-pass.YES when you apply for Sentri they give you that option of adding Global Entry to it. I did not BUT during my interview the officer told me why not add it. Glad I did as it is useful for international flight travel.

BTW. I left HK at 7:30 AM yesterday (Wednesday December 9th) and the line was looooooong, probably 2. 5 to 3 hours. I almost feel guilty walking straight to the front on SENTRI.

The Tall Man.

[TJ2015]

YES when you apply for Sentri they give you that option of adding Global Entry to it. I did not BUT during my interview the officer told me why not add it. Glad I did as it is useful for international flight travel.

BTW. I left HK at 7:30 AM yesterday (Wednesday December 9th) and the line was looooooong, probably 2. 5 to 3 hours. I almost feel guilty walking straight to the front on SENTRI.

The Tall Man.How many HK girls did you bang?

[PseudoPunk]

Thanks ScatManDoo and Reinaldo! Change in plans and going Friday night, hopefully its as fun as I read about!


Your passport card will work well.

The Mexican officials at the San Ysidro pedestrian border crossing accept it just like a passport. Even better, they cannot stamp a passport card (like they sometimes do to passports).

And the passport card qualifies you to re-enter the USA using the ready lane, which often is quicker than the regular / general pedestrian lane.

Sentri cards allow for even faster re-entry into the United States, but they are not accepted by Mexican officials when entering Mexico.

[The Tall Man]

How many HK girls did you bang?Two, as I got into Tijuana Tuesday evening at about 7 PM then left early the next morning. I had a spiting headache from too much cervesa and had to endure afternoon meetings in DTLA on Wednesday.

The Tall Man.

[Captain Solo]

La Zona decked out lots of decoration in preparation for Christmas 2015. Check out this google link of my own pics for Christmas 2015.

https://goo.gl/photos/EihTEPTsQBkLxdPY8

There is no law against taking pictures in La Zona. Just don't brazenly violate people's needs to protect their privacy in La Zona Roja.

I took lots of pictures inside and outside the clubs, was not hassled by anyone. The street girls are averse to their portraits taken in La Zona, so don't press your camera against the poor girls faces. They feel bad enough having to hang out in the street. But taking general pictures of the alley with them in the view is OK like I did here. Nobody got mad at me as they figured I was not aiming specifically at them, and they could not be recognized.

A few good-looking civie girls near La Zona were laughing and flashing peace sign as I took their pictures. I should have picked one up for a "meaningful" relationship. With the girls' happy spirit, I will pick up one up in my next visit.

Around the favorite taco stand on Ninos Heroes there was a bunch of really tough guys hanging out, eating with the mariachi singing with his guitar in the background. They did not object to my taking pictures.

There was heavy presence of policia municipal on and around Calle Coahuila Thursday night with 4 tow trucks parked in front of the OXXO across from Adelita. They were out ticketing and towing lots of cars. My wingman texted me that policia was towing lots of cars, even those with rear windows tinted. I stopped in the middle of the intersection to take a few pics of the towing, waved a Hi to a couple policas. They were friendly but professional. Looks like tourists are warmly welcomed in La Zona by the policias and the pretty chicas.

La Zona in Tijuana really got into the Christmas spirit. Enjoy the pics.

I drove in and out of La Zona. There were lots of streets dugged up and blocked in that area. Policia had a couple road blocks on Calle Coahuila, looking into each car. I was afraid of being hassled, but they just looked at me and waved me through.

Damn, I am moved by the people's warm and happy spirit of Christmas La Zona.

[TJ2015]

Two, as I got into Tijuana Tuesday evening at about 7 PM then left early the next morning. I had a spiting headache from too much cervesa and had to endure afternoon meetings in DTLA on Wednesday.

The Tall Man.Well who did you bang? Were they dimes?

[WanderingMan]

Does anyone have a place to get a good massage when in Tijuana? Not the happy ending kind, just a good back rub and massage. Thanks.

[Captain Solo]

When you are tired of La Zona, you can arrange with HK or street girls for a weekend date. My wingman had 2-day weekend dates with a young HK girl for $200, Friday noon to Sunday noon, which was a great deal. He does not speak any Spanish but was able to hook up with HK girls.

Take her down to Ensenada and book a hotel for a mini honeymoon. Ensenada is a very nice, clean, quiet, fun town with nice, civilized people. Take her out to many good restaurants and clubs, hanging out on the malecon, or just checking out all these trinket shops on the main tourist street where cruise passengers go. The girls would love a change of scenery and pace. Of course you can expect them to be super horny and passionate on their vacation.

A few HK girls and street girls have agreed to multi-day dates. I just have to use google translate and print out the phrases so I can propose the details to my sexy sweethearts. Hehe.


Captain, I am definitely like a two year old in a toy store. I can never get over how amazing this place is and how happy I am when I'm there. Maybe one of these days I'll be able to impress the cool mongers and tell stories of exploring outside the ZN. But it's just too much fun for me to do that right now. I just started going in September and perhaps the novelty will one day wear off. But I don't see that happening any time soon..

[AnonX69]

When you are tired of La Zona, you can arrange with HK or street girls for a weekend date. My wingman had 2-day weekend dates with a young HK girl for $200, Friday noon to Sunday noon, which was a great deal. He does not speak any Spanish but was able to hook up with HK girls..Wow only $200, I must be going about it all wrong. The day before i left overseas, my daisy duke called me and convinced me to come down to see her. We spent the day in puerto nuevo, shopping, eating lobsters, i spent a night at her apartment and left the next morning. I gave her $500 before i left for the airport. I think I have become known as a walking ATM now, to my dismay. But this girl is a 9 and worth it to me.

[Phordphan]

Wow only $200, I must be going about it all wrong. The day before i left overseas, my daisy duke called me and convinced me to come down to see her. We spent the day in puerto nuevo, shopping, eating lobsters, i spent a night at her apartment and left the next morning. I gave her $500 before i left for the airport. I think I have become known as a walking ATM now, to my dismay. But this girl is a 9 and worth it to me.Do not believe everything you read here, especially from a particular Captain. Grains of salt are definitely in order.

$200 for 2 days is an amazingly low price and hard to believe. On the other hand, $500 for one day is way above the going rate. It's your money, spend it how you wish. But she was taking advantage.

[AnonX69]

On the other hand, $500 for one day is way above the going rate. It's your money, spend it how you wish. But she was taking advantage.She never asked for money, but you maybe right about her taking advantages. I think these girls can smell money. I dont know how, because I dont throw money around when at the bar. I am not pretentious like some other asians and make it rain dollars like I have money while living at home with momma. But if click with a girl, I would lavish on them but only in private. What would you say is the going rate? To me $500 is not really that much. I can spend that in a day shopping for clothes.

This girl is smoking hot. When she works, she gets the most attention at adelitas and probably makes the most money so she only works 2-3 nights a week. She can easily make $400 a night whether with me or working at the bar. She is constantly snatched up as soon as she is free. She would blow away 95% of HK girls.

I had a falling out with my little angel because her friend told her I was in HK after she left, so I may bring this one to Hong Kong instead.

[Captain Solo]

This particular loser and low achiever drives old, clunky car and limits himself to screwing only old, fat, ugly, cheap women. Don't let him discourage you from achieving much better than he can.

Many HK chicas are desperate for business. Some of the best-looking girls agreed to $100 all night with me after their shift. If you can arrange with those who work first shift, the night is much longer, having time for dinner, clubs, dancing and lots of fun in bed.

The wingman in question is a nice, responsible guy, but going through a difficult time in his life. He went through massive cancer surgeries and long treatments. His wife became disinterested. He filed for divorce and lost most of his assets. He kept his small plane, his real object of love, and was able to take a very hot, young local model, and a few local girls, for flights and hot dates. He was lonely for the company of women. He keeps asking for what he wants, and he gets it most times.

During this time he went hang gliding and crashed, breaking his hip. He's a very nice guy but is just more adventurous than average. Hehehe.

For a few weekends, he flew into Brown field on Friday morning and hung out in HK, picking up his date by noon. They would spend the weekend together dining, clubbing, having many hot sessions in hotel Ticuan. By Sunday noon he would check out of the hotel, hand her the money and head home. I arranged with Diego, the old taxi driver in front of Playboy bar, to drive him to the Otay Mesa crossing with a reduced fare.

He flies only in day time in good weather because his plane is not instrument rated. He would follow the Mexican border over the desert and mountains, navigate by VORs and radio stations, to arrive in Tijuana in the morning, and return home before dusk. A few times he got into dust storms and severe smog, smoke and haze that reduced visibility down to marginal Visual Flight Rules, but he pressed on for the sweet Mexican pussies, hehehe.

This HK chica was a teacher. Looks like she wanted a long-term relationship with him. He went to visit her parents a few times on their ranch somewhere in Sonora. He got 3 or 4 weekend dates with her then they broke up. He then got a similar arrangement with another HK girl. He did great for himself not even speaking any Spanish.

Don't let the low achievers discourage you from what you can achieve. You can make amazing deals just by asking the girls for what you want. If one turns you down, just go on to the next prospects. There are only a hundred girls in HK and other Tijuana bars who you can approach. Talk is free until you find an agreeable girl open to all night deals. Then you may want to buy her a few drinks to finalize the deals.

[Phordphan]

She never asked for money, but you maybe right about her taking advantages. I think these girls can smell money. I dont know how, because I dont throw money around when at the bar. I am not pretentious like some other asians and make it rain dollars like I have money while living at home with momma. But if click with a girl, I would lavish on them but only in private. What would you say is the going rate? To me $500 is not really that much. I can spend that in a day shopping for clothes.

This girl is smoking hot. When she works, she gets the most attention at adelitas and probably makes the most money so she only works 2-3 nights a week. She can easily make $400 a night whether with me or working at the bar. She is constantly snatched up as soon as she is free. She would blow away 95% of HK girls.

I had a falling out with my little angel because her friend told her I was in HK after she left, so I may bring this one to Hong Kong instead.There is no hard and fast rule for TLNs. It's usually a guesstimate based on opportunity cost. Weekends are, obviously, the days for the most earnings. Offering between $300 - $500 for an entire weekend would not be out of line if the girl was a fairly decent earner in HK. IMHO, around $200 for a single day and night is very fair, especially if it's a weekday. YMMV.

The issue that is often overlooked is that $500, for example, is still a LOT of money in Mexico. I know people living, not lavishly but not desperately, on $500 a month. Semi-skilled maquiladora jobs pay in the vicinity of $100 per week. I'm not saying the ZN girls should make the same, I'm just trying to put things into perspective. As gringos, it's very easy for us to toss around "insignificant" amounts of money when, in fact, they are very significant in the country we're visiting.

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 8: Long Dong's First Hong Kong.

I cross the border early Saturday evening and take a taxi to the ZN, arriving around 8 PM. La policia pull us over heading west on Calle Coahuila just as we pass Constitucion. Great. A wonderful way to start the night. Turns out they're just checking if the cabbie is licensed and they don't even acknowledge my presence, letting us go after about 3-4 minutes. Great! A wonderful way to start the night. Cabbie lets me out in front of HK and first thing's first; I hit up two tacos from the cart on the SE corner of Ninos and Coahuila.

Finish that up and next order of business is to find Brisa at Hotel El Porton. She's not out so I look for Sara from the Chapter 7 threesome at Hotel Diamante. She's not out either, so I head back on the other side of Constitucion and I see Kristal from Chapter 5 at Hotel El Legado. She is a really cute, thin, morena, dyed light brown / dark blonde hair, but heavy makeup. When I first met her, we had a problem between us on account of my idiocy, and it ended up involving the police. But she looks like she's moved past that, returning my "Hola" with a smile. I kind of want to repeat with her because she's so cute with a tight body, but she was a total starfish and has a small behind. Next time I might consider offering to teach her the art of making love, and if she accepts then I might repeat. I walk past Gloria Bar and I see Wonder Woman (not dressed as such this time) talking to a guy. I tell the guy that she's going to make him wear two condoms and he's not going to be able to finish. I wonder how many more tricks I can ruin for her on account of that garbage. I'll keep doing it until she offers me a freebie.

I finally spot Brisa posting up at Porton, and she's even more beautiful than I remember. She's taking a selfie so I slide up next to her and ask her to take one with me. She responds by suggesting we go to the room. Medium dark brown skin with dyed light brown – dark blonde hair. Her face kind of looks like Jennifer Lopez. So does her behind, and she's about 5'6". Slightly sagging stomach but not too bad, and the rest more than makes up for it. We agree on $400 for todo sin ropa con BJ.

She looks so amazing when she's using her mouth to get me going. And then she puts forth a good effort in CG, yet seems detached. But she gets into it when I'm on top unlike in Chapter 6, this time breathing heavily and moaning, grabbing my ass and pulling me into her, at one point squeezing her arms and legs really tightly around me. I try to make it last because she seems to really enjoy it. But she is just too pretty and it's my first pop. I bust a huge load into the condom and then we clean ourselves up. We get dressed and she sits with me on the bed, showing me videos on her phone of the DIA de Guadalupe celebration from earlier today. More pics of herself as she goes through her images and I tell her, "How beautiful". I tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the alley and I mean it. She thanks me for the compliment. I ask her if she's going home to Veracruz for Christmas and she says she'll be around for another six weeks before she goes home for a month and a half starting near the end of January. Here comes the knock and we head out of the hotel together, besos on the cheek before our departure.

Time to check out Hong Kong. It's packed with guys, apparently because of a big fight on TV tonight which ends with a knockout in the first minute. I was watching the girls dancing on the main stage so I missed the fight. Oh well, no regrets. Never really got into watching that stuff anyway. I see the girl from last weekend that begrudgingly accepted my offer for 1000 pesos (but I backed down due to her reaction to said offer) and I give her a dollar for a feel to keep things cordial. I walk around exchanging George Washington for various and copious feels on the shapeliest of chicas.

When I see Kristina get up to dance on the main stage, I know I'm in for a treat. She is the short blonde from the midnight threesome all girl show last Saturday and based on that performance, she's a straight up freak. She has light skin, a gorgeous face, braces, dyed blonde hair halfway down her back with medium brown roots, C cups, flat abs, and a plump, round behind. Her breasts appear natural but she has a thick scar under each one. Usually chicas have D cups when they have implants but these are shaped like a pair of perfect natural C cups. Maybe she used to be really flat before the surgery. Or maybe they were too big and she had a reduction. She's the type of girl that can squat all the way down for a tip and spring right back up like it's nothing, pushing her ass out while doing so for added sexiness. I watch her and a few other girls dance on the main stage, and then I hang out at Kowloon Bar.

Several chicas rub their butts, breasts, and vaginas on me for propinas, which I am happy to accommodate since they don't push it any further. I grope like there's no tomorrow. One girl in an American flag bikini, medium to dark brown hair, and braces will do this to me a few times over the course of the night, telling me that she loves pelones (bald or shaved heads). She's worth considering, but at the time I prefer to focus my sexual interactions on street girls and save some money. A short blonde with short hair asks if she may sit next to me, and I oblige. She has "Jasmine" tattooed in Arabic on her back, so I ask her if her name is Jasmine while I scroll my finger across her tattoo. She says yes. She's half Mexican, half Egyptian. She's cool but not really my type. So we talk a bit (in English) and a mesero eventually takes her to a client who apparently requested her. I see her dancing dirty with a few other guys over the course of the night, and we always make eye contact when this happens. And I always follow up with a smile and approving nod.

When I'm ready for round 2, I find Ximena from Puebla outside of Hotel Garcia. But it's not who you think. Apparently, there is another Ximena from Puebla at Hotel Garcia that just arrived in Tijuana a week ago. I ask her if she knows the other Ximena and she says no. Perhaps they use their real names with each other. This one has medium dark brown hair with a bit of blonde remaining near the ends from when she had it dyed long ago. Her hair is long and semi-permed with a lot of hairspray, she has light freckles on her face, and a medium brown complexion. We agree on todo sin ropa, no BJ for 300 pesos.

She leaves her blouse covering her stomach and I can guess why, so I don't object. She starts on top and then we switch. She breathes heavily at first. After a few minutes on top, I like to hold the girl's ass while thrusting for deeper penetration. But some girl's don't like it, especially when I'm getting sweaty. Now is such a time. So I have to hold my upper body up with my arms the whole time and it gets tiring, but fortunately I have tickets to the gun show so I can handle it. I'm taking a long time and it looks like it's starting to hurt her because she's covering her face like she's trying to hide from me that she's crying. Then I finally finish just in time because the phone call comes moments later. I tell her I'm sorry, but are you hurting? Because you were covering your face like you were crying. She says no, and I take it as a kind gesture that she doesn't want me to feel bad. Besos on the cheek before we go.

Back to HK. I'm sitting at the main stage when I spot Marilyn aka Lidia dancing on Kowloon Bar, and two empty seats right in front of her. So I set up shop directly underneath her, with an amazing view. I give her a few propinas for a few feels and then when I'm distracted by all the other chicas, I look back up and she's gone. Damn it. But a few minutes later, I realize she just went to dance on the main stage and there's an open seat. So I follow her and with my first propina I give her, she tells me that I found her. Damn right I did. She speaks to me in English. With my next tip I tell her let's go upstairs after she's done dancing. I'm sitting right next to the stairs where the girls come down after dancing, so she finishes her dance and immediately asks me if I'm ready. I offer her $60 but she wants $80. I tell her that's a lot but she responds by assuring me I'll enjoy it. I sit there while she puts her clothes back on, she waits a minute and says she'll be around if I make up my mind.

I go to check out the back area and a chica in a red sailor bikini puts her arms around my shoulders and repeatedly thrusts her crotch into mine. Her name is Masi or Missy, I think. She has medium brown hair with medium brown skin, A or B cups, an OK behind, and nice toned abs. She wants me to take her upstairs and I tell her maybe later. She asks why and I tell her mucho sexo. She and her friend get a good laugh out of that. She checks for herself and she tells me I'm hard, to which I respond it hurts a little right now. She's persistent and suddenly she's having her friend translate for me. I tell Missy to speak to me directly, I know Spanish. I ask her if she'll do it for $60, which she affirms. I say OK and she says let's go. I tell her that I meant later if I'm feeling ready. Then I ask if besos are included, to which she agrees. I test her word by giving her a closed mouth kiss on the lips, to which she is fully receptive. OK, this girl seems like a lot of fun. We'll see what happens.

I head back to Kowloon Bar and the same chicas that accosted me (in a good way) earlier make a second round on me. They're rubbing my head and grinding on me, to which I respond with a propina for each chica and numerous feels. A couple of them even let me rub their vaginas inside their bikini bottoms. Missy returns about 15 minutes later and asks if I'm ready. I tell her no but proceed to grope her numerous times since she's throwing herself all over me. She asks if I'll be right here for her and I say yes.

But Kristina gets back on the main stage and I can't keep my word in light of such matters. There are dildos, chocolate syrup, and fruit punch set up by the steps leading to the stage, so I know I'm in for yet another treat. A few minutes into her routine, a guy in a gorilla costume gets on stage so I take out my phone and start recording. The butch stage assistant lady makes me put it away. Weird, I recall people recording the threesome last week and Captain said they were OK with him recording. OK, whatever. I don't want any problems. The gorilla pulls out a dick / dildo, for which the costume has a clever opening. He starts banging Kristina in doggy, then mish. Then Kristina starts working it in cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Wow, she sure would be a lot of fun in bed. She pours chocolate syrup on the gorilla's dick and feasts on it. Then the gorilla stands up, picks her up and holds her upside down for a vertical 69. The gorilla exists stage left and Kristina turns to the chocolate syrup and fruit punch, starts pouring it on herself. She's rolling on the floor and when she looks at me I tell her I'm hungry. So she scoots over and I give her a dollar, feeling her and trying to lick the chocolate off of her. She squirms away so I immediately pull myself back and tell her it's all good. I'm sitting next to a guy from San Diego who says he's been coming here for years and he's never seen any crazy shit like this. He also says he was in the navy and when he was in Europe, the girls there have something different about them to which the Mexicanas cannot compare, especially Sicilians. OK, maybe I'll have to check that out some day.

But right now I want to go find Missy. I walk around the whole club but I can't find her. I did see her earlier working her same routine on another guy, so she's probably getting paid getting laid. I decide to check out Adelita but it just doesn't compare to HK tonight. Great girl to guy ratio, but I'm not seeing the dimes on the level of which I saw there a month or two ago. I check out Chavelas and it was a sausage fest. There was one girl that caught my eye but HK has set the standards pretty high. So back to HK I go.

I set up at the same seat that Missy could expect to find me, but she doesn't show. However, Kristina soon comes up to dance directly in front of me. I give her a couple tips, the second of which I ask her to go upstairs for 1000 pesos. She says she'll do it for 20 minutes. Considering it's been five or six hours since I took my Viagra, I've already had two pops tonight, and my virility has taken a hit due to a decade and a half of porn, I realize I will probably need a half hour even though she is in my opinion easily one of the two or three hottest chicas in HK. Funny, considering my preference is morenas. So I tell her 1200 pesos for 30 minutes, to which she agrees. But she asks me to wait here first for her to use the restroom. About five minutes later, she comes back and asks if I'm ready. I repeat the terms to her, but this time I add besos. She rolls her eyes and nods her head. I ask her if she's sure and she nods again.

We make our way to the door, hand in hand. A group of three or four guys are stopped dead in their tracks, slack-jawed at the sight of Kristina's beauty. Sorry guys, but you all are going to have to wait a half hour or so for this one. I ask her if her name is Kristina as I scroll my finger across her tattoo of "Kristina" in Arabic script. She confirms and I ask her if she's Arab. She says no, she just likes the script. In retrospect, I should have asked her if she got the tattoo in support of a culture and community that, due to the actions of a few outs, the entire corpus has been falsely branded as homicidal psychopaths. But I would probably have to brush up on my Spanish a bit in order to properly ask such a question without messing it up beyond the point of comprehension. But I digress.

Up the stairs and to the room. She starts with the CBJ and it's taking a while to get me going. Man, I'm getting old. Or maybe I just need to ease back on having three citas whenever I come out here. With most other girls, it would have been a lost cause. But Kristina is something else. I start playing with her pussy and she hands me the lube. So I apply that on my finger and smear it around her nether region, then start fingering her. She eventually gets me ready to go after considerable CBJ.

She starts out on top and she breathes heavily, frequently letting out soft moans of pleasure. I ask her for a kiss. She doesn't respond so I bring my lips to hers and she turns away. OK, no big deal. She rides me for a while, eventually increasing her speed until she clenches up on me. For a while there, I thought she would be the first girl to make me climax with her on top, but then she asks to change positions. I roll her over while remaining inside her. She is still breathing heavily and moaning, but eventually her pleasure seems to turn to pain. She adds more lube and it's still hurting her, but I think she eventually gets her second wind; she appears and sounds like she's enjoying it. She starts moaning louder and perhaps she might reach a second climax. But I'm the one who paid her and if I focus on that then I'm not going to get mine within the allotted time slot. So I try to postpone it to the extent that it doesn't ruin my climax, and then it happens. She sounds like she was about to get off, so I start stimulating on and around her clit and ask her if she wants me to continue like this. She says she's OK and is going to clean up.

I clean up as well, and then we partake in a chat afterwards. She is very friendly and easygoing. She doesn't even mention the money, even though I don't pay her until right as we are about to leave the room. She is from Sonora and she is not sure if she's going home for Christmas. She says she'll decide in about a week. She only works Fridays and Saturdays. Since she doesn't like the traffic and congestion of the city, she commutes an hour and a half to work. As we descend the stairs, she says she's really tired and she's going home to sleep. I ask that if she's done with work, may I treat her to dinner. She says she's too tired and I say no problem. It's 3:30 AM and if she only works two nights a week, she probably takes quite a pounding on those nights. I ask her for a kiss on the cheek before we exit Cascada and she obliges. This girl is going to ruin me financially.

I cab back to the border and as I'm walking toward customs, a little girl asks me for a gift. I tell her I don't have anything and she proceeds to bust out with a few flashing balls which she starts juggling, throwing them really high in the air. I say, "What's up!" and hand her 50 pesos. She tells me she thought I didn't have anything. I tell her that I paid her because she provided something of value for me. When I get to customs, the CBP agent asks me what I was doing with the poor people. My first thought is, "You're a disgusting excuse for a human being. " But I just tell him I went to the strip clubs. He sends me on my way.

There has been previous discussion about grading the chicas on a 1-10 scale, and it gets nit picky as we get into the 8 – 10 range. I've seen people post that no one in La Coahuila is above an 8.5. But it's all so subjective and a girl's personality, kindness, and performance in bed have a synergistic effect with her appearance such that this type of grading system must incorporate these other factors in my opinion. Kristina is a 10 in my book, and she might have been a 10 even before I got to experience all the additional factors. This girl is going to ruin me financially.

[Captain Solo]

No. You are not a walking ATM. You are a walking Fort Knox to these Tijuana chicas.

$500 per night is about 2 times what local escort services charge for their girls per night. Anyone is entitled to spend his money the way he sees fit. However, the bar chicas tend to think of overpaying guys as not to bright or not too strong. They may even be dissed and get poor services and bad attitudes from the chicas.

If you are a real player with good games, you should be able to fuck these Mexican girls every night for free. It's not that hard. 100 millions Mexican guys are fucking their chicas for free every night. But those who have no games usually have to pay a premium just to get into the girls' panties.

I suppose if I mention some Gringos who have such good games that they actually got paid by Adelita chicas to fuck them all night, Chevyphan would probably die of a massive heart attack.

But it's a true story between one of my wingmen and an Adelita chica about 3 years ago. She was a young girl, above average in looks, a little heavier than my taste. He would drive down for the weekend and crash in her apartment. She would come home from Adelita, making dinner for him, and fucking him all night. She was taking care of him like a baby. Midnight if he were hungry, she would go out and bring back tacos and beers for him, just to make sure he did not wander back into the bars. Hehe. I suppose she really wanted to have a family and someone to love, not to rip off.

He got married and left La Zona for 3 years. When he came back, nobody in Adelita knew who that chicas was or where she went. It's just another tear-jerking romantic story in La Zona.

Try the dating scenes in Craigslists or Backpage. I am waiting to hear from the bros who have enough games to get free fucks out of the bar chicas, just like the 100 million average Mexican guys can do every night.


Wow only $200, I must be going about it all wrong. The day before i left overseas, my daisy duke called me and convinced me to come down to see her. We spent the day in puerto nuevo, shopping, eating lobsters, i spent a night at her apartment and left the next morning. I gave her $500 before i left for the airport. I think I have become known as a walking ATM now, to my dismay. But this girl is a 9 and worth it to me.

[KevinMorison]

(13 December 2015 - 07:09 PM) One man dead.

(13 December 2015 - 07:09 PM) Four shots heard inside Club Copacanana.

(13 December 2015 - 07:07 PM) Shooting in the zone. Constitution is locked down.

Be safe while mongering tonight. From the other place thought it should be shared.

[Captain Solo]

Long Dong managed to report all the sexy funs in Hong Kong like nobody else could.

I have been to many clubs in US, Asia, Europe, South and Central America, but Hong Kong offers the very best in ambiance, sounds, lights, music, and the chicas' exquisite sweetness, sexiness and flirting funs. It's no surprise HK is packed with hundreds guys and girls on weekends while other Tijuana clubs hardly have any clients.

The other bros can now have a good feel on the sexy funs that can be had in HK and will be flocking to Tijuana. Just be careful. 2 of my wingmen went flat broke spending all their savings on HK chicas.


Chapter 8: Long Dong's First Hong Kong.

I see the girl from last weekend that begrudgingly accepted my offer for 1000 pesos (but I backed down due to her reaction to said offer) and I give her a dollar for a feel to keep things cordial. I walk around exchanging George Washington for various and copious feels on the shapeliest of chicas.

When I see Kristina get up to dance on the main stage, I know I'm in for a treat. She is the short blonde from the midnight threesome all girl show last Saturday and based on that performance, she's a straight up freak. She has light skin, a gorgeous face, braces, dyed blonde hair halfway down her back with medium brown roots, C cups, flat abs, and a plump, round behind. Her breasts appear natural but she has a thick scar under each one. Usually chicas have D cups when they have implants but these are shaped like a pair of perfect natural C cups. Maybe she used to be really flat before the surgery. Or maybe they were too big and she had a reduction. She's the type of girl that can squat all the way down for a tip and spring right back up like it's nothing, pushing her ass out while doing so for added sexiness. I watch her and a few other girls dance on the main stage, and then I hang out at Kowloon Bar...

[GolfSexRroll]

Do not believe everything you read here, especially from a particular Captain. Grains of salt are definitely in order.

$200 for 2 days is an amazingly low price and hard to believe. On the other hand, $500 for one day is way above the going rate. It's your money, spend it how you wish. But she was taking advantage.For the most part the captain and his groupies come up with interesting stories! When reading them, I am wondering what Isle in the bookstore I am looking for them: Fact or fiction!

[KevinMorison]

http://www.frontera.info/EdicionEnLinea/Notas/Policiaca/13122015/1036200-Un-muerto-y-dos-heridos-en-bar-de-la-Zona-Norte.html

[Artisttyp]

http://www.frontera.info/EdicionEnLinea/Notas/Policiaca/13122015/1036200-Un-muerto-y-dos-heridos-en-bar-de-la-Zona-Norte.htmlCan you remind me where that club is located? I can never remember the names. Too many.

Thanks.

[AnonX69]

No. You are not a walking ATM. You are a walking Fort Knox to these Tijuana chicas.

$500 per night is about 2 times what local escort services charge for their girls per night. Anyone is entitled to spend his money the way he sees fit. However, the bar chicas tend to think of overpaying guys as not to bright or not too strong. They may even be dissed and get poor services and bad attitudes from the chicas.

If you are a real player with good games, you should be able to fuck these Mexican girls every night for free. It's not that hard. 100 millions Mexican guys are fucking their chicas for free every night. But those who have no games usually have to pay a premium just to get into the girls' panties..You are right, I am not a player there. I don't know the language nor too familiar with culture. Then again most mongers aren't, hence we pay for sex. For some $500 is a premium, to me it's the cost of a handmade pair of foster & sons shoes. If it's worth it to me, I don't mind spending a day wages. At adelitas I never pay more than $60 for arriba, sometimes I can get them down to 50. At HK 60-80, the going rate to test them out. But if we click, I will lavish on them, they never ask for so so, I just give what I think is deserving. I have prob gone upstairs with about a dozen girls in the 6 months I've been going to Tijuana but have only been with only 2 that actually make me want more.

I've tried a call girl in Tijuana, she didn't look that good in person as in the photos. At least with the bar girls, I know what I am getting.

[ScatManDoo]

http://www.frontera.info/EdicionEnLinea/Notas/Policiaca/13122015/1036200-Un-muerto-y-dos-heridos-en-bar-de-la-Zona-Norte.htmlTonight it was one of those typical scenes when the Tijuana Policia swarm the area. I counted nine policia vehicles crammed onto both sides of Constitution, just in the short length of the street between the alley and Coahuila Ave. Another five vehicles, including a fire engine were on Coahuila, in or near the the intersection with Constitution. I snapped a few pictures on my cellphone at around 9:10 PM tonight.

[ScatManDoo]

I must have been very tired after my weekend trip to Tijuana and didn't proofread my post.

Those pictures of the policia response to the bar shooting Sunday night were taken at around 7:10 PM, not two hours later.

[KevinMorison]

Can you remind me where that club is located? I can never remember the names. Too many.

Thanks.Just another of those Bars we always pass by but never go in or remember because we are talking or looking at vaginas.

[Captain Solo]

HK frowns on taking pics or recording the chicas while they engage in stripping or threesome on stage. Some of the things the chicas do in the threesomes are just way too lewd, too filthy. They would not want the rest of the world, especially their families to see what they have to do in their HK jobs.

Taking pictures and recording of tamer affairs, like the VIP Stripper of the year show, is allowed. Dozens of fans do it, so they cannot stop it.

Taking pics with the chicas while sitting them is allowed, as long as you have the chicas' permission. HK has a guy going around with a camera, trying to sell $5 pics with the chicas, but with phone cameras everywhere, he could not sell too many. Have not seen him around.

Use your discretion and good taste. The worst that can happen is they would ask you to stop and put away the camera. I was walking around this week taking pictures inside the clubs and outside in the alley full of tough bar touts and chicas. Nobody hassled me. One good-looking civil girl was happy and smiling into my camera. I should have picked her up for hot free sex.

Most HK and street chicas would allow nude and sexy pics, but they prefer not to show their faces. The best time to ask them is right after they just took off their panties, before sex and before money changed hands. They never refused me nude pics. Do blur out their faces before posting.


Chapter 8: Long Dong's First Hong Kong.

But Kristina gets back on the main stage and I can't keep my word in light of such matters. There are dildos, chocolate syrup, and fruit punch set up by the steps leading to the stage, so I know I'm in for yet another treat. A few minutes into her routine, a guy in a gorilla costume gets on stage so I take out my phone and start recording. The butch stage assistant lady makes me put it away. Weird, I recall people recording the threesome last week and Captain said they were OK with him recording. OK, whatever. I don't want any problems. The gorilla pulls out a dick / dildo, for which the costume has a clever opening. He starts banging Kristina in doggy, then mish. Then Kristina starts working it in cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl. Wow, she sure would be a lot of fun in bed. She pours chocolate syrup on the gorilla's dick and feasts on it. Then the gorilla stands up, picks her up and holds her upside down for a vertical 69. The gorilla exists stage left and Kristina turns to the chocolate syrup and fruit punch, starts pouring it on herself. She's rolling on the floor and when she looks at me I tell her I'm hungry..

[TJ2015]

Just another of those Bars we always pass by but never go in or remember because we are talking or looking at vaginas.So is HK the only bar / club where you can find the 8 or 9's in Tijuana?

[Captain Solo]

Each of us have different ways we have to pay for the ultimate sexual experiences with the chicas.

For all we care, you may have given your ex wife millions and got fucked by her in more than one ways. Hehe.

With 2 or 3 exceptions, most of HK and Adelita chicas have been star fish in bed with me, some outright onerous. Had an extremely hot session with Elizabeth, a freelancer in HK. But next time when I repeated with her, she was just a plain girls with ordinary sex. So it depends on the chicas, the moments, the moods and the needs they are in at the time, to have passionate sessions with them. Too bad no one in Tijuana is smart enough to coach the chicas into doing a little acting to express their passion and horniness. It could make sex with them so much more satisfying.

Agree on the poor quality of the old girls working for Tijuana escort services. Most of them look pretty old, obese and ugly in the pics. I could never get my dick up to fuck those ugly girls. If they send in substitutes who look even worse, then they are not worth dealing with. Besides having your contact info in their black books may be a liability, if they ever get into legal troubles.

I prefer club girls whom you can check out their sexy bodies and their flirty personalities before deciding to go to bed. Even so, I picked up a pretty, sexy, lively little girl in Tropical only turned out to be a cold, hardened, hateful lesbian in bed.

So you have to do what it takes to get your ultimate sexual experiences.


You are right, I am not a player there. I don't know the language nor too familiar with culture. Then again most mongers aren't, hence we pay for sex. For some $500 is a premium, to me it's the cost of a handmade pair of foster & sons shoes. If it's worth it to me, I don't mind spending a day wages. At adelitas I never pay more than $60 for arriba, sometimes I can get them down to 50. At HK 60-80, the going rate to test them out. But if we click, I will lavish on them, they never ask for so so, I just give what I think is deserving. I have prob gone upstairs with about a dozen girls in the 6 months I've been going to Tijuana but have only been with only 2 that actually make me want more.

I've tried a call girl in Tijuana, she didn't look that good in person as in the photos. At least with the bar girls, I know what I am getting.

[Artisttyp]

Just another of those Bars we always pass by but never go in or remember because we are talking or looking at vaginas.Right next to Hotel Irma. Between Substation and Hotel Llegado. I walk down that block a few times a day.

The bullets are getting closer and closer.

[Phordphan]

So is HK the only bar / club where you can find the 8 or 9's in Tijuana?Hardly. But the preponderance of the 8's and 9's in the Zona Norte will probably be found in HK.

[Jackie888]

So is HK the only bar / club where you can find the 8 or 9's in Tijuana?Had a conversation with a Mex taxi driver. He explained that Mexican men like heavier women. The girls in HK are pretty, but a little under weight. They're too skinny. The owner of HK also owns Tropical and Las Chevelas. The skinny ones work at HK to cater to Gringos and Asians. The thicker sluttier looking ones work at Tropicals. The thicker home ones work at Chevelas.

You can find 8's and 9's at all three clubs depending on your personal preference in women.

[AnonX69]

Tonight it was one of those typical scenes when the Tijuana Policia swarm the area. I counted nine policia vehicles crammed onto both sides of Constitution, just in the short length of the street between the alley and Coahuila Ave. Another five vehicles, including a fire engine were on Coahuila, in or near the the intersection with Constitution. I snapped a few pictures on my cellphone at around 9:10 PM tonight.Holy shit, I often eat at the chinese restuarant right next to that place. So glad I wasnt there.

[Jackie888]

You are right, I am not a player there. I don't know the language nor too familiar with culture. Then again most mongers aren't, hence we pay for sex. For some $500 is a premium, to me it's the cost of a handmade pair of foster & sons shoes. If it's worth it to me, I don't mind spending a day wages. At adelitas I never pay more than $60 for arriba, sometimes I can get them down to 50. At HK 60-80, the going rate to test them out. But if we click, I will lavish on them, they never ask for so so, I just give what I think is deserving. I have prob gone upstairs with about a dozen girls in the 6 months I've been going to Tijuana but have only been with only 2 that actually make me want more.

I've tried a call girl in Tijuana, she didn't look that good in person as in the photos. At least with the bar girls, I know what I am getting.I tend to under pay my favorites, but shower them with gifts. I also don't tip, but I buy them dinner for outstanding services. I went this route because I wanted to be treated better than a mere customer. It has worked out very well even though I'm probably spending more money than had I simply paid money, particularly when I factor in the time necessary to obtain the gifts.

With money, I don't think that one become an ATM machine with a favorite. But one remains a customer forever. That's just my experience.

[HorseTrader]

There is no hard and fast rule for TLNs. It's usually a guesstimate based on opportunity cost. Weekends are, obviously, the days for the most earnings. Offering between $300 - $500 for an entire weekend would not be out of line if the girl was a fairly decent earner in HK. IMHO, around $200 for a single day and night is very fair, especially if it's a weekday. YMMV.One of the problems these girls have is the unpredictability of the HK job. Some days they go home with absolutely no money. Other days they will make a lot of money (maybe $300). I've read reports of girls making $1000 or more per night, I don't think that happens very often.

When it comes to TLNs, a girl has to decide if it is better to take the sure money with you or if it is better to work at HK with no guarantee of making any money at all.

[Caprese7]

And thinking of heading to Tijuana to the clubs down there, but I've never been. Anyone want to take a newbie under their wing to show them the ropes? I'll even fund a drink or two in exchange for some information.Hello: Yes, I have been around 5 times and have always had a good time. Not sure if you already went on those dates, but am thinking of being down there.

Sometime this week (perhaps Wednesday or Thursday, December 16 & 17. Just let me know if you plan to be down there during that time.

[ClamSlammer]

So is HK the only bar / club where you can find the 8 or 9's in Tijuana?There are no 9's in the zona. A 9 is model quality or near model quality. There's nothing even close. At Chavelas there might be a rare 7. 5 but it might take months to find one. Basically the same thing at BT but it might only take a couple weeks there. HK and AB have the same caliber chicas, but HK has almost twice as many. On a busy Fri / Sat night you may find 1-3 8's in each club. The vast majority are going to be 6-7. If you are going to the zona expecting to see model quality chicas you are going to be very disappointed. There are some pretty chicas, yes, but almost all of them are flawed somehow, usually baby damage, ugly tattoos, overweight, obvious bad surgeries, jacked up teeth etc. And the ones with perfect bodies have butterfaces. Forget about ever seeing a 9 in the zona. They max out at 8 and you'll be lucky to find more than a handful on any given night.

[Caprese7]

Sounds extremely festive Ho, Ho, Ho.


There are a few on here that will complain about limited selection of chicas during the holiday season. As long as you are not super super selective you will have no problem finding women. Myself I prefer the period leading up to the holidays. Its more festive. Most of the bars will be having there holiday parties during the 18 to the 21st.

My only recommendations don't eat the free food at the holiday parties. And take extra precautions to avoid the bandit policia.

[Caprese7]

Actually, you would be surprised. I have been told the past few visits with my fellow party (parties) that I was with "model" quality (diamond in the rough types).

The HK does have some amazing sights to see, but you can do well elsewhere. Even on the streets. Just keep your eyes open, be selective and have an idea what you want before you get there. Basically, what I have learned in my five (5) visits, you "choose" them- don't allow them to choose you. Hope this helps a bit .


So is HK the only bar / club where you can find the 8 or 9's in Tijuana?

[Captain Solo]

The crude, uneducated, unintelligent meat heads prefer reading comic books in their ghettos.


For the most part the captain and his groupies come up with interesting stories! When reading them, I am wondering what Isle in the bookstore I am looking for them: Fact or fiction!

[The Tall Man]

There are no 9's in the zona. A 9 is model quality or near model quality. There's nothing even close. At Chavelas there might be a rare 7. 5 but it might take months to find one. Basically the same thing at BT but it might only take a couple weeks there. HK and AB have the same caliber chicas, but HK has almost twice as many. On a busy Fri / Sat night you may find 1-3 8's in each club. The vast majority are going to be 6-7. If you are going to the zona expecting to see model quality chicas you are going to be very disappointed. There are some pretty chicas, yes, but almost all of them are flawed somehow, usually baby damage, ugly tattoos, overweight, obvious bad surgeries, jacked up teeth etc. And the ones with perfect bodies have butterfaces. Forget about ever seeing a 9 in the zona. They max out at 8 and you'll be lucky to find more than a handful on any given night.I got to agree with this statement. If you want true 9's or 10's you need to pony up the price of admission in the US of about $800. -$1,500. Per session or head to Eastern Europe, at least that's where I found the handful of 9's and 10's I have been with back in the 1990's.

For me its all about expectations, so when I visit Tijuana and when my mindset has little expectations I always have fun albeit with 7's, 8's and yes the very rare 9's in HK.

The Tall Man.

[ClamSlammer]

I got to agree with this statement. If you want true 9's or 10's you need to pony up the price of admission in the US of about $800. -$1,500. Per session or head to Eastern Europe, at least that's where I found the handful of 9's and 10's I have been with back in the 1990's.

For me its all about expectations, so when I visit Tijuana and when my mindset has little expectations I always have fun albeit with 7's, 8's and yes the very rare 9's in HK.

The Tall Man.Or head to Bellagio, Venetian or Wynn where you'll have to pony up $400-$800.

[HorseTrader]

There are no 9's in the zona. A 9 is model quality or near model quality. There's nothing even close. I disagree. The 9's are few and far between, but sometimes you find one. For every 5-day visit to the zona, I'd rate 1 or 2 girls as 9's. But what you call a 9 may be a 7 in my mind, or vice versa.

I'm very picky with skin and hair, that is where most girls with sexy bodies and pretty faces drop a few points. For me, the smallest tattoo drops a would-be-9 all the way to about 5 or 6. Plastic tits drop a 9 to a 6 or 7.

I only went upstairs with a single 9, that was a few years ago at Hong Kong. First trip her performance was a 7. Second trip wasn't as much fun, but it was mostly my fault.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

There were plenty of those this weekend at the bars. $500 will get you a 9


Or head to Bellagio, Venetian or Wynn where you'll have to pony up $400-$800..

[SuperSteve]

In mongering I have been shocked more than once by a beautiful woman, most of the time in MDE.

I was in Tijuana a couple of years ago and ended up with one of the hottest women I have ever been with, and had a mesero lay one of the funniest lines on me ever.

It was New year's eve and I was in Tropical, pretty sh*t faced. Out comes the "feature dancer" they had brought in for the New Year's count down set. This woman was extremely beautiful, hard ass perfect body, and actually knew how to dance. When she finished I was sitting admiring her from afar, and then went back to my drink. The mesero came over to me and said that there was a lady who wanted to be with me. Not much unusual about that, but I said who? He pointed to the feature dancer, and I said bullsh*t. His reply was, "I don't know why either senior" I looked at her again and she was smiling at me. I said, of course. We went arriba and this lady phucked my lights out. It was obvious that she wanted a New Year's phuck, and probably with a Gringo since I was one of the few in the bar at the time. We came back downstairs, and she immediately left the bar with her entourage.

The next week I went into Tropical and asked about her. She was a shill that they had brought in to the bar for only one set that New Year's night. Apparently she worked all over Mexico as a feature dancer, and I never saw her again.

This woman is without a doubt the best looking, nicest body, great dancing, lady that I have ever seen in Mexico, and definitely in my top ten in life, out of hundreds of women.

I still laugh when I think about the mesero's comment. I also have "no idea why either" this lady chose a fat, old, fart. One never knows, but they are out there.

I miss my weekly trips to Tijuana, thanks to all that post that remind me of what I am missing.

Health & happiness to all.

[ClamSlammer]

There were plenty of those this weekend at the bars. $500 will get you a 9

.In Vegas or the zona? I've seen thousands of chicas in the zona and I've never seen anything that remotely resembles a 9. The zona maxes out at 8. And you'll find less than a handful on a weekend night. Vegas is on a whole different planet with a pricing structure to match.

[Drew996]

In Vegas or the zona? I've seen thousands of chicas in the zona and I've never seen anything that remotely resembles a 9. The zona maxes out at 8. And you'll find less than a handful on a weekend night. Vegas is on a whole different planet with a pricing structure to match.Have to throw 2 pesos in the mix.

During Chica VIP there were a few chicas that were absolutely beautiful. HK gets them for a few weeks during that time from other states, chicas make a ton and split. Was eyeing a beauty for a minute until some guy snatched her up. After about 15 minutes and a few fechas, he was done. Waved her over and I couldn't keep my eyes from popping out of my head. She was a bit shy at first but some general questions in Spanish and she warmed up. Just a college girl paying her way through. When we went up, there wasn't PSE or a lot of passion but she wasn't a starfish either. She would just lay in these model poses and I was in awe the entire time. She would look at me with this "I know I look hot" face. She would give me an evil smile, bite her lips every now and then when teasing me.

Of course she won't show her face so I got a back pic. The face pic is a 10 that is really close to what she looks like. So just drop it by 1 point and that's her.

[Caprese7]

I completely agree with ClamSlammer's final sentence here that Vegas (my home town) is on a totally different price structure. I have been to Tijuana now about five (5) times and although I am far from an expert, I have seen everything in the range from 0 to 9 or 9. 5. It is true that the 9's are rare, but as you walk around the streets and in and out of the bars (including HK of course) there are easily 7's and 8's to be found in my opinion. To add, there is so much more value for the dollar in Tijuana as well when it comes to negotiating, etc. My primary "aim" when I visit Tijuana is to find those that are in the 7 to 8. 5 range, unless a "9" should appear. I accept the 7's and 8's gladly. Anything below a 7 and I simply move on.


Have to throw 2 pesos in the mix.

During Chica VIP there were a few chicas that were absolutely beautiful. HK gets them for a few weeks during that time from other states, chicas make a ton and split. Was eyeing a beauty for a minute until some guy snatched her up. After about 15 minutes and a few fechas, he was done. Waved her over and I couldn't keep my eyes from popping out of my head. She was a bit shy at first but some general questions in Spanish and she warmed up. Just a college girl paying her way through. When we went up, there wasn't PSE or a lot of passion but she wasn't a starfish either. She would just lay in these model poses and I was in awe the entire time. She would look at me with this "I know I look hot" face. She would give me an evil smile, bite her lips every now and then when teasing me.

Of course she won't show her face so I got a back pic. The face pic is a 10 that is really close to what she looks like. So just drop it by 1 point and that's her.

[The Tall Man]

Have to throw 2 pesos in the mix.

During Chica VIP there were a few chicas that were absolutely beautiful. HK gets them for a few weeks during that time from other states, chicas make a ton and split. Was eyeing a beauty for a minute until some guy snatched her up. After about 15 minutes and a few fechas, he was done. Waved her over and I couldn't keep my eyes from popping out of my head. She was a bit shy at first but some general questions in Spanish and she warmed up. Just a college girl paying her way through. When we went up, there wasn't PSE or a lot of passion but she wasn't a starfish either. She would just lay in these model poses and I was in awe the entire time. She would look at me with this "I know I look hot" face. She would give me an evil smile, bite her lips every now and then when teasing me.

Of course she won't show her face so I got a back pic. The face pic is a 10 that is really close to what she looks like. So just drop it by 1 point and that's her.Damn yea! She is a cutie! I will be looking this weekend for some fun in HK.

The Tall Man.

[JoseTejas]

Hi all,

First time poster here. Just got back from my second trip to Tijuana. My first trip was in September by myself, but I brought a friend this time. There were a lot more streetwalkers out in September. Selection does seem to lack this time of year, I guess due to the holidays.

I got to see Jimena outside Hotel Garcia around 2 pm. After seeing her on the Youtube videos and reading about her, she was a must for me to find. Unfortunately, she has no personality. 200 pesos to her plus 40 for room, and then 100 peso upsell for sin ropa. I also saw another "Jimena" outside Hotel Garcia the night before.

My friend and I went to Tropical Bar. Saw more naked men there than women. Some bachelor party where the girls were pulling the guys dicks out on stage. Selection of girls wasn't the greatest, IMO.

Afterwards, we went to the massage place next to Mermaids. My friend got robbed for 500 pesos he had in a separate pocket. No bueno but is what it is.

I also met a girl named Cathy outside of Hotel Cascada in the back alley. She had braces, a big turn on for me.

I don't think I'll come this time of year again due to limited selection but still always a good time for an overall great price!

[The Tall Man]

Hi all,

First time poster here. Just got back from my second trip to Tijuana. My first trip was in September by myself, but I brought a friend this time. There were a lot more streetwalkers out in September. Selection does seem to lack this time of year, I guess due to the holidays.

I got to see Jimena outside Hotel Garcia around 2 pm. After seeing her on the Youtube videos and reading about her, she was a must for me to find. Unfortunately, she has no personality. 200 pesos to her plus 40 for room, and then 100 peso upsell for sin ropa. I also saw another "Jimena" outside Hotel Garcia the night before.

My friend and I went to Tropical Bar. Saw more naked men there than women. Some bachelor party where the girls were pulling the guys dicks out on stage. Selection of girls wasn't the greatest, IMO.

Afterwards, we went to the massage place next to Mermaids. My friend got robbed for 500 pesos he had in a separate pocket. No bueno but is what it is.

I also met a girl named Cathy outside of Hotel Cascada in the back alley. She had braces, a big turn on for me.

I don't think I'll come this time of year again due to limited selection but still always a good time for an overall great price!Welcome to the board and sounds like you enjoyed your second visit to never-never land.

Yes I too will look forward to after the new year, even more likely February when the real cuties start their migration up north to Tijuana.

The Tall Man.

[JoseTejas]

Welcome to the board and sounds like you enjoyed your second visit to never-never land.

Yes I too will look forward to after the new year, even more likely February when the real cuties start their migration up north to Tijuana.

The Tall Man.Yes, it was a good time. Could have almost been a bad time. I told my friend we only have one rule about the trip, don't get arrested. He gets drunk and some guy asks him if he wants cocaine, so he jokingly says sure! Sure enough, guy comes back with a gram of cocaine for him and I tell the dude we are not interested. And he was pissed off that he had to make the trip. $1 to get him to go away. Then he goes to some store and buys vodka with a mixer, and he's carrying it around open down the Coahuila alley. Cop stops him and sniffs it, and let's us go on his way. I'm pretty sure we got lucky and he didn't smell the alcohol, because you can't have open containers in Tijuana right?

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 9: Long Dong Silver, The People's Champ.

It's Thursday night around 10:00. Cab it to HK and I take a seat at the front bar. After a few minutes, a brunette spinner rubs all up on me, flirts, and kisses me very close to the lips. Wants me to buy her a drink. Sorry, fichas aren't my thing and I come to HK looking for booty. I can find spinners in the alley. She flirts with me, giving a little standing reverse lap dance, hugging me and rubbing my heads until a mesero asks me to buy her a drink and I say no. He tells her to move along. I tip her a dollar in her top and feel a booby. She says gracias and they both walk away. A curvaceous morena sits next to me, waiting for me to make a move but I'm budgeted for street girls. Quite a few 8's in HK tonight but the best of the best are nowhere to be seen.

I'm all about emitting good vibes throughout the Zona Norte. So I finish my Red Bull and look for Sara outside of Hotel Diamante. She was the girl that I started with but didn't finish from the threesome a couple weeks ago. I want to climax inside of her (with condom on) because she was a lot of fun before I switched to her friend. I left the act with her incomplete. She's not there so I cross the street and find Kristal at Hotel Legado. She is wearing less makeup (good) and has dyed her hair back to a more natural dark brown (also good) from her previous light brown dark blonde. She is quite morena so the light hair looked unnatural on her.

I ask her if she remembers me and she says yes. I tell her, "I know we had a problem when we were together, but I want to be with you again if you're ok with it. If I need extra time, I will give you at least 100 extra pesos. " She smiles, nodding her head and saying OK. "I wasn't expecting you to be so happy to see me. But last time I felt like you didn't enjoy it too much. I would like to be with a girl who has passion and enjoys our time together, because then I'll enjoy it more. " She says OK and I offer 300 pesos for todo sin ropa, no suck. She says OK. 60 pesos for the room. To remind the bros about my previous encounter with her about two months ago, I took about five extra minutes for which she wanted 100 extra pesos. I countered with 50, then, 70, then told her to go ahead and call the police when she threatened as such after insisting on 100. Then as we waited for them, I did the math and realized my foolishness and paid her but she wasn't happy with me at the time, understandably. Apparently she has now moved past that.

We go to the room and I ask her if she's changed her hair. She says yes and I tell her it looks muy bonita. She smiles and thanks me for the compliment. When we start to touch, the skin is very cold on each other so I am very gentle and brief with my touches on her body until after she warms up. She nods, smiles, and says that's better. Then I caress her more thoroughly, gently brushing my fingers on her arms, back, torso, and legs. She starts on top and her movement is slight so I rock her hips to show her to put more motion into it. This helps her enjoy it as she starts smiling and breathing more heavily.

We switch into mish. She caresses my arms and chest, continuing to breathe somewhat heavily. It takes a while but I finish within the 20 minutes allotted time. She says she'll be around the ZN until sometime in mid-January when she goes back home to DF for a few weeks. Since she put forth more effort than last time, I pay her the agreed-upon 300 pesos plus 100 pesos tip. She was a complete starfish before so I figure I should reward her for the added effort. I ask her for a kiss as we leave the room and she obliges with a smile. I have brought balance to a small part of the universe. I'm considering making her my pet project.

I stop at Adelita for a walk-through but no one really blows me away. Back around to the alley. The quarter of a 100 MG sildenafil I took earlier is working well because as I approach Hotel Eduardo in search of Karla, I originally just planned on saying Hi and letting her know I'll be back for her later. But I'm ready again. It really helps not to drink alcohol, apparently. But Karla's not there. I ask her wall mates if they know where she is. They say she went on vacation and will be back in January. I'm slightly tempted by one of the girls who looks kind of like Karla with a sort of purple / lavender lipstick, but I have a few regulars now so I decide to go for a sure thing. First I cross back to the north side of the alley to find Yoana but she's not out. She said she'the be going home to Michoacan around this weekend; perhaps she already left. I can't remember what hotel she works out of so I'm not sure whom to ask. So I find Brisa waiting for me at Hotel Porton.

"Que bonita!" She suggests we go to the room and I oblige. We start in cowgirl, then mish. It takes a long time because I just finished with Kristal about a half hour before I started with Brisa. We end up taking two 20 minute sessions costing 180 pesos (90 x 2) for the room. We originally agreed on 300 pesos for her, todo sin ropa no sucky for 20 minutes, and then I offer 400 pesos for the total double-length session. She responds with an emphatic no so I bump it up to 500 pesos. She still says no. I continue to get dressed and remain silent. After a minute, she says, "OK, 500. Plus 90 more for the room. " I tell her 500 and you pay for the room. Quickly follow that up with a 'just kidding'. I give her the 500 pesos and then 100 propina. She asks me if I'm sure, and I jokingly say, "Um, actually give it back. " She offers to pay for the room with my tip and I tell her to keep it and that I've got it covered. I ask Brisa if she's working on Christmas Day and she says yes, it's one of the busiest days of the year and she could get up to 14 clients. I guess that makes sense for the ones who are actually there, considering the quantity of girls working will likely be low. She asks if I'll be here then. I tell her I don't know, but I'll find you if I am. We head out our separate ways and I'm ready to go back home.

Or so I thought. As I head down Constitucion toward Calle Coahuila, Moce (or Molce, or Mulce, not sure. Never heard that name before) beckons me to her in front of Playboy Club / Bar Gloria. She looks like a more filled-out version of skinny Naomi, standing right in Naomi's spot. Could be her sister, but I didn't think to ask at the time. She seems really friendly and she looks really happy to do business with me so I stop to chat with her, let her know I'll be back another day for her. But she insists that I have more leche, despite my claims to the contrary. After about five minutes of flirting and getting some light feels on her, I'm convinced to go another round. Her interaction with me suggests it will be a hot session. I'm almost out of pesos because I only planned on doing two rounds tonight, so I offer her 20 dollars for todo sin ropa. She counters with 25. Deal. Five more dollars for 20 minutes in the room at Hotel Rapido across the street and it's time to get down. She starts on top and is working it hard and fast, frequently asking me if I'm pleased with her pace. When she pauses, I offer to go mish. She rocks her hips aggressively and breathes heavily, seemingly enjoying it as much as me. Then we go perrito, and she pauses to check the condom. She says it breaks but I tell her it's fine. I have this Jedi mind trick wherein I convince myself I'm not wearing a condom and it works. So well, in fact, that I couldn't even tell it broke. The room is dark so I step into the bathroom, which is lit, and tell her to see for herself. Yes, it's broken. "Damn, my bad. Got another?" Yes.

We continue in perrito and the knock comes. I tell her I'll pay her for more time. So we eventually go back into mish where I finally get the job done. She seems to love every second of it until near the end since I damn near took forever. Third time in about two hours. I would have paced myself out more but I have to work tomorrow and be in early so I can catch a flight in the mid-afternoon. Moce / Molce / Mulce is definitely worth a repeat and shall be added to the rotation. I offer her 35 dollars total to account for the additional time, and she gladly accepts. I round it up to 40 to include a tip. She put forth a fantastic effort and deserves it. I am a proponent of rewarding the chicas when they provide plenty of affection, and that is my contribution to the good vibes in La Coahuila.

It's starting to get cold out there. When the temperature drops this low, the chicas' bodies are cold when the clothes come off, so offer them your warmth by rubbing their bodies in a manner that will warm them up. Perhaps they will return the favor with more passion in bed.

[Jackie888]

Chapter 9: Long Dong Silver, The People's Champ.

It's Thursday night around 10:00. Cab it to HK and I take a seat at the front bar. After a few minutes, a brunette spinner rubs all up on me, flirts, and kisses me very close to the lips. Wants me to buy her a drink. Sorry, fichas aren't my thing and I come to HK looking for booty. I can find spinners in the alley. She flirts with me, giving a little standing reverse lap dance, hugging me and rubbing my heads until a mesero asks me to buy her a drink and I say no. He tells her to move along. I tip her a dollar in her top and feel a booby. She says gracias and they both walk away. A curvaceous morena sits next to me, waiting for me to make a move but I'm budgeted for street girls. Quite a few 8's in HK tonight but the best of the best are nowhere to be seen.

I'm all about emitting good vibes throughout the Zona Norte. So I finish my Red Bull and look for Sara outside of Hotel Diamante. She was the girl that I started with but didn't finish from the threesome a couple weeks ago. I want to climax inside of her (with condom on) because she was a lot of fun before I switched to her friend. I left the act with her incomplete. She's not there so I cross the street and find Kristal at Hotel Legado. She is wearing less makeup (good) and has dyed her hair back to a more natural dark brown (also good) from her previous light brown dark blonde. She is quite morena so the light hair looked unnatural on her.

I ask her if she remembers me and she says yes. I tell her, "I know we had a problem when we were together, but I want to be with you again if you're ok with it. If I need extra time, I will give you at least 100 extra pesos. " She smiles, nodding her head and saying OK. "I wasn't expecting you to be so happy to see me. But last time I felt like you didn't enjoy it too much. I would like to be with a girl who has passion and enjoys our time together, because then I'll enjoy it more. " She says OK and I offer 300 pesos for todo sin ropa, no suck. She says OK. 60 pesos for the room. To remind the bros about my previous encounter with her about two months ago, I took about five extra minutes for which she wanted 100 extra pesos. I countered with 50, then, 70, then told her to go ahead and call the police when she threatened as such after insisting on 100...You got to get a VIP card from HK for the amount of alley chicas you take up and the amount of extra time you paid each girl.

[Long Don Silva]

You got to get a VIP card from HK for the amount of alley chicas you take up and the amount of extra time you paid each girl.Jackie,

Do you work for HK? I think that's the third time you've told me that, haha. But seriously, I've been wanting to ask a couple questions about that.

1. I've noticed the alley chicas are quite diligent about keeping track of time, as opposed to waiting for the knock. And perhaps that might be because they're not enjoying my company as much as they're acting like they are. So I'm expecting the upsell on time in Cascadas with VIP even if the knock won't be coming as quickly. So I take it the alley chicas don't charge for overtime in a Cascada's room with VIP?

2. I've read that a lot of the chicas won't do business outside of their hotel, or that they would have to pay the regular room charge to their own hotel if they do, which would come out of my pocket. Anyone have any intel on that? I would just go ask my regulars how they would handle this, but it might be a few more weeks until I go back. It would be nice to know ahead of time. I would really prefer to continue with my regulars as opposed to finding other girls just based on their willingness to go to another hotel.

3. If I get a room for the night, will I still get a knock when I bring a girl up? I'm guessing I can just take her straight to my room without anyone tracking the time, but it would be good to know for sure.

And FYI, I've done a lot of RTFF and I either couldn't find the answers or I've found apparent contradictions in information.

Thanks, bros.

[GolfSexRroll]

Jackie,

Do you work for HK? I think that's the third time you've told me that, haha. But seriously, I've been wanting to ask a couple questions about that.

1. I've noticed the alley chicas are quite diligent about keeping track of time, as opposed to waiting for the knock. And perhaps that might be because they're not enjoying my company as much as they're acting like they are. So I'm expecting the upsell on time in Cascadas with VIP even if the knock won't be coming as quickly. So I take it the alley chicas don't charge for overtime in a Cascada's room with VIP?

2. I've read that a lot of the chicas won't do business outside of their hotel, or that they would have to pay the regular room charge to their own hotel if they do, which would come out of my pocket. Anyone have any intel on that? I would just go ask my regulars how they would handle this, but it might be a few more weeks until I go back. It would be nice to know ahead of time. I would really prefer to continue with my regulars as opposed to finding other girls just based on their willingness to go to another hotel.

3. If I get a room for the night, will I still get a knock when I bring a girl up? I'm guessing I can just take her straight to my room without anyone tracking the time, but it would be good to know for sure.

And FYI, I've done a lot of RTFF and I either couldn't find the answers or I've found apparent contradictions in information.

Thanks, bros.Yes and no on time with a SG, They DO know the time and MOST will monitor the time. Upsells, cutoffs, etc. It depends on your interaction and frequency and connection with the chica. Cascada only monitors and asks for ID if a chica looks [CodeWord902] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord902). Take as many girls you want. Some girls will not travel. Just ask. Cascada will NOT KNOCK. AnCascada or HK. In my opinion they are rip offs and I sure do not work for Cascadas or HK, unlike my amigos Captain or Jackee jajaja.

[Jackie888]

Jackie,

Do you work for HK? I think that's the third time you've told me that, haha. But seriously, I've been wanting to ask a couple questions about that.

1. I've noticed the alley chicas are quite diligent about keeping track of time, as opposed to waiting for the knock. And perhaps that might be because they're not enjoying my company as much as they're acting like they are. So I'm expecting the upsell on time in Cascadas with VIP even if the knock won't be coming as quickly. So I take it the alley chicas don't charge for overtime in a Cascada's room with VIP?

2. I've read that a lot of the chicas won't do business outside of their hotel, or that they would have to pay the regular room charge to their own hotel if they do, which would come out of my pocket. Anyone have any intel on that? I would just go ask my regulars how they would handle this, but it might be a few more weeks until I go back. It would be nice to know ahead of time. I would really prefer to continue with my regulars as opposed to finding other girls just based on their willingness to go to another hotel.

3. If I get a room for the night, will I still get a knock when I bring a girl up? I'm guessing I can just take her straight to my room without anyone tracking the time, but it would be good to know for sure.

And FYI, I've done a lot of RTFF and I either couldn't find the answers or I've found apparent contradictions in information.

Thanks, bros.I get to boink a girl of my choice for every VIP I sign up. LOL. That would be sogood. But seriously, to answer your question from my personal experience, and I say personal experience because Tijuana rules are really in the grey.

1. I have only experience a time upsell once. That was with Paola that stands right underneath Cascada when she saw my VIP card and warned me beforehand that it would be extra if we went over the time limit. I gave her 100 pesos extra that one time without regrets because we must have knock all the screws loose from the bed support. Therefore as a general rule, there is no time up sell. I think that the reason for this is that at their home hotel, the manager tells them the time they enter a room so they are better able to track it whereas in Cascadas, the floor manager says nothing. I think that as long as you don't abuse the time (30 minutes) it's ok.

2. Sometimes a girl would ask me to pay her hotel fee, but most of the time a girl does not mind going to Cascadas. A girl will bring it up automatically if one has to pay her home hotel for her to use Cascadas. So she will tell you.

3. I've never taken an alley girl to my room before. So I can't provide an opinion. But when I took a HK girl up, I did receive a complimentary phone call. So I made a note to myself to always disconnect the telephone cord from of the wall and it has worked out OK since.

[Jackie888]

Yes, it was a good time. Could have almost been a bad time. I told my friend we only have one rule about the trip, don't get arrested. He gets drunk and some guy asks him if he wants cocaine, so he jokingly says sure! Sure enough, guy comes back with a gram of cocaine for him and I tell the dude we are not interested. And he was pissed off that he had to make the trip. $1 to get him to go away. Then he goes to some store and buys vodka with a mixer, and he's carrying it around open down the Coahuila alley. Cop stops him and sniffs it, and let's us go on his way. I'm pretty sure we got lucky and he didn't smell the alcohol, because you can't have open containers in Tijuana right?You need a new Tijuana buddy because your buddy is very careless. Mexican laws are similar to our own, except that they protect very careless people less.

[TorrentChief]

Hope this is OK. Thinking about heading the the HK Club tomorrow evening. Didn't see any answers in a FAQ.

Is it OK to bring USD or should I get Peso's? If I should get Peso's, where's the best place to get them?

Viagra? How much is safe to bring back if any? I thought I saw something around 10 tabs or less.

Any terms I should be familiar with in order to negotiate with the girls properly?

TIA!

[Captain Solo]

I swear Golf has his right hand jacking his dick the whole time, every time he peruses ISG, That's why he makes all kinds of jerky typo errors.

If you rent Cascada's room for the night, they won't knock at all. You can take as many chicas and keep them as long as your dick desires.

Once you have been around La Zona and the street chicas know you fairly well, they will walk to hotel Cascada with you to fuck. A girl at hotel El Porton told a bro she would have to pay for the room even if she walks to another hotel, which I think is bullshit. Marisel in this picture was working El Porton. I was staying at hotel Leyva next to Chicago Club, which is about 1 and a half block away, but Marisel walked with me the whole way on her high heel. Of course we had hot sex after the long walk.

Once you get to know these street girls, they are usually easy-going and won't be strict with time. I had some sweetest times with Kenya, taking time to caress and kiss her soft and sexy body before we entwine with each other in our passionate sex acts.


Yes and no on time with a SG, They DO know the time and MOST will monitor the time. Upsells, cutoffs, etc. It depends on your interaction and frequency and connection with the chica. Cascada only monitors and asks foir ID if a chica looks XXXXX . Take as many girls you want. Some girls will not travel. Just ask. Cascada WILL NOT KNOCK. AnCascada or HK. In my opinion they are rip offs and I sure DO NOT work for Cascadas or HK, unlike my amigos Captain or Jackee jajaja.

[Captain Solo]

HK chicas will take US $80 for a fuck, but with local Mexican guys, top-tiered chicas would also accept 1,000 pesos (un mil pesos) which is about US $60.

Cascada hotel's ST room is $17, plus $1 tip to the HK's security guard for the robe, plus $1 tip to clean up crew.

You can exchange money at many places at the border or in La Zona, or you can withdraw pesos from ATM machines at the bars. The rate is now approx 15 pesos to the dollar. Remember for credit card withdrawal ATM machines will extract $10 fee. The Scotia ATM machine next to Adelita bar charges only 9 pesos fee plus whatever your bank charges per international transaction.

No prescription is required for ED pills in Mexico. You should be able to sneak 10 pills back. Unless you carry cocaine or marijuana, CBP won't hassle you.

Most bar girls will do the standard service, which includes CBJ then CFS in as many position as you desire within 30 minutes. Most chicas will do light lips kissing but no deep tongue kissing.

Guys would want to negotiate for specific acts, sometimes requiring extra money:

Kiss your mouth beso en la boca.

Suck your tits chupar las tetas.

Suck your pussy chupar su coño.

Suck you ass chupar el culo.

Except a few bitches on wheels, most HK and Adelita chicas are very reasonable and service oriented. They want to make sure you have a good time, come with mucho leche, and become repeat customer. Just relax and enjoy their companies.


Hope this is OK. Thinking about heading the the HK Club tomorrow evening. Didn't see any answers in a FAQ.

Is it OK to bring USD or should I get Peso's? If I should get Peso's, where's the best place to get them?

Viagra? How much is safe to bring back if any? I thought I saw something around 10 tabs or less.

Any terms I should be familiar with in order to negotiate with the girls properly?

TIA!

[Dreams]

In mongering I have been shocked more than once by a beautiful woman, most of the time in MDE.

I was in Tijuana a couple of years ago and ended up with one of the hottest women I have ever been with, and had a mesero lay one of the funniest lines on me ever.

It was New year's eve and I was in Tropical, pretty sh*t faced. Out comes the "feature dancer" they had brought in for the New Year's count down set. This woman was extremely beautiful, hard ass perfect body, and actually knew how to dance. When she finished I was sitting admiring her from afar, and then went back to my drink. The mesero came over to me and said that there was a lady who wanted to be with me. Not much unusual about that, but I said who? He pointed to the feature dancer, and I said bullsh*t. His reply was, "I don't know why either senior" I looked at her again and she was smiling at me. I said, of course. We went arriba and this lady phucked my lights out. It was obvious that she wanted a New Year's phuck, and probably with a Gringo since I was one of the few in the bar at the time. We came back downstairs, and she immediately left the bar with her entourage..Funny, I had an almost similar experience some years back at Hong Kong.

I was sitting somewhere, surrounded by 100+ guys, some gringos, much younger than me. Then this absolutely wild and stunning woman comes dancing and sit on my lap. After a few minutes, moving frenetically her ass on my lap, I offered her a drink, while many other guys came around trying to take her away from me without success. We went arriba and she gave me. Everything. Although I hardly repeat with working girls, I went back the following day and waited for her arrival. As soon as she saw me, she came back, and we went up again, for an even better GFE session. She spoke no English, and I spoke no Spanish. But I understood finally why she liked me: Her day job is: Geriatric nurse!

Thinking of her gets me hard even now!

[ScatManDoo]

Hope this is OK. Thinking about heading the the HK Club tomorrow evening. Didn't see any answers in a FAQ.

Is it OK to bring USD or should I get Peso's? If I should get Peso's, where's the best place to get them?

Viagra? How much is safe to bring back if any? I thought I saw something around 10 tabs or less.

Any terms I should be familiar with in order to negotiate with the girls properly?

TIA!Everyone in HK gladly accepts US Dollars, but you will be better off buying pesos on the United States side right before crossing over into Tijuana.

Hong Kong Bar (and many of the chicas in HK) accept an exchange rate of 15 pesos to the dollar. But you can get better than 16 1/2 pesos for your dollars currently at cambios on both sides of the border.

You can bring back a personal amount, which I think can be as many as 50 dosages of vitamin V. Just a week ago, last Sunday night, I returned on foot through the ready lane and declared that I was bringing back a carton of cigarettes and two 100 MG pills of Figral. I told the agent that Figral was generic Viagra. The agent didn't flinch, nor ask additional questions. He just waived me into the United States.

[JoseTejas]

Hope this is OK. Thinking about heading the the HK Club tomorrow evening. Didn't see any answers in a FAQ.

Is it OK to bring USD or should I get Peso's? If I should get Peso's, where's the best place to get them?

Viagra? How much is safe to bring back if any? I thought I saw something around 10 tabs or less.

Any terms I should be familiar with in order to negotiate with the girls properly?

TIA!I just came back with 8 Viagra buried in my bag. Was never an issue.

[Long Don Silva]

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[Long Don Silva]

I'm at work today, about to eat lunch. I grab my food out of the fridge and am about to eat it. There are these three Mexican chicas that I work with who are sitting at a lunch table and speaking to each other in Spanish. So I ask them in Spanish if it's OK that I eat with them, to which they oblige. I'm not really following the conversation. I think when people speak directly to me, they know to dumb it down to my level of comprehension. But they're speaking amongst each other and it's mostly beyond my understanding.

I chime in whenever I feel appropriate, and one of them eventually asks where I learned Spanish. I tell them that I've had Mexican neighbors almost my whole life, and I had a novia from Guadalajara about six years ago who spoke very little English, so I learned a lot from her. And I tell them that since I've been working in the San Diego area, I go to Tijuana on the weekends to talk to people and improve my Spanish. Two of the girls are from Tijuana, one of which eventually tells me not to go to Zona Norte. I tell her, "Yeah, I've heard about that. " Then she starts talking about Hong Kong, and the other Tijuana girl mentions something about Adelita. Then she tells me not to go to Hong Kong. I think they know people that work there or used to work there. If they don't want me going, it sounds like they want me to save my leche for them, jajaja.

[Captain Solo]

I am guessing you are working in Arizona or Texas to work with Mexican girls.

Mexicans are aware of Tijuana's La Zona Norte. I think the men are ashamed of it, while women are afraid. Their husbands can spend their fortunes and all their savings for fun and sex with bar girls and would never have enough. 2 of my young wingmen spent all they had then went into debt to buy fichas nonstop for chicas, just to sit and bullshit in pigeon Spanish with them.

I hope you get some sex out of your Mexican coworkers. Must be very nice to have a novia from Guadalajara. Even with very limited English, some of the Mexican chicas are very beautiful and expressive in fun, loving, caring, sweet, sexy ways. They would be so much better to cuddle with all days compared to cold, calculating, mean, hardened and self-centered women.

Have some good holidays, hopefully with some beautiful and horny chicas. Will arrange to hang out when you are back in Tijuana.


I'm at work today, about to eat lunch. I grab my food out of the fridge and am about to eat it. There are these three Mexican chicas that I work with who are sitting at a lunch table and speaking to each other in Spanish. So I ask them in Spanish if it's OK that I eat with them, to which they oblige. I'm not really following the conversation. I think when people speak directly to me, they know to dumb it down to my level of comprehension. But they're speaking amongst each other and it's mostly beyond my understanding.

I chime in whenever I feel appropriate, and one of them eventually asks where I learned Spanish. I tell them that I've had Mexican neighbors almost my whole life, and I had a novia from Guadalajara about six years ago who spoke very little English, so I learned a lot from her. And I tell them that since I've been working in the San Diego area, I go to Tijuana on the weekends to talk to people and improve my Spanish. Two of the girls are from Tijuana, one of which eventually tells me not to go to Zona Norte. I tell her, "Yeah, I've heard about that. " Then she starts talking about Hong Kong, and the other Tijuana girl mentions something about Adelita. Then she tells me not to go to Hong Kong. I think they know people that work there or used to work there. If they don't want me going, it sounds like they want me to save my leche for them, jajaja.

[Jack Lancer]

Long time lurker on this site for research on other destinations. Just wanted to say a quick thanks to those who've posted some real helpful info. I'll be heading down to Tijuana for the first time next week. Although it may not be the best week of the year to visit, it has to be an improvement to the desolate area I've been stuck working in for the last four months. So, I'm pretty sure I'll be walking in with the right frame of mind. Not so much low expectations but a real low bar that has been set for entertainment. I look forward to knocking back some beers and exploring the clubs. I'll post some reports of my travels.

Cheers in advance!

[Jackie888]

I'm at work today, about to eat lunch. I grab my food out of the fridge and am about to eat it. There are these three Mexican chicas that I work with who are sitting at a lunch table and speaking to each other in Spanish. So I ask them in Spanish if it's OK that I eat with them, to which they oblige. I'm not really following the conversation. I think when people speak directly to me, they know to dumb it down to my level of comprehension. But they're speaking amongst each other and it's mostly beyond my understanding.

I chime in whenever I feel appropriate, and one of them eventually asks where I learned Spanish. I tell them that I've had Mexican neighbors almost my whole life, and I had a novia from Guadalajara about six years ago who spoke very little English, so I learned a lot from her. And I tell them that since I've been working in the San Diego area, I go to Tijuana on the weekends to talk to people and improve my Spanish. Two of the girls are from Tijuana, one of which eventually tells me not to go to Zona Norte. I tell her, "Yeah, I've heard about that. " Then she starts talking about Hong Kong, and the other Tijuana girl mentions something about Adelita. Then she tells me not to go to Hong Kong. I think they know people that work there or used to work there. If they don't want me going, it sounds like they want me to save my leche for them, jajaja.They seem to "know" about the HK and Adelitas very well. You should have asked them what is there to find at HK and Adelitas?

[ScatManDoo]

Viagra? How much is safe to bring back if any? I thought I saw something around 10 tabs or less.You can bring back 50. Here's the cite with the latest rules from CBP:

http://www.cbp.gov/travel/international-visitors/kbyg/prohibited-and-restricted-items

"USA Residents entering the United States at international land borders who are carrying a validly obtained controlled substance (other than narcotics such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, or LSD), are subject to certain additional requirements. If a USA Resident wants to bring in a controlled substance (other than narcotics such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, or LSD) but does not have a prescription for the substance issued by a USA -licensed practitioner (e. G. , physician, dentist, etc.) who is registered with, and authorized by, the Drug Enforcement Administration to prescribe the medication, the individual may not import more than 50 dosage units of the medication into the United States. If the USA Resident has a prescription for the controlled substance issued by a DEA registrant, more than 50 dosage units may be imported by that person, provided all other legal requirements are met.

Please note that only medications that can be legally prescribed in the United States may be imported for personal use. Be aware that possession of certain substances may also violate state laws. As a general rule, the FDA does not allow the importation of prescription drugs that were purchased outside the United States. Please see their Web site for information about the enforcement policy for personal use quantities.

Warning: The USA Food and Drug Administration prohibits the importation, by mail or in person, of fraudulent prescription and nonprescription drugs and medical devices. These include unorthodox "cures" for such medical conditions as cancer, AIDS, arthritis or multiple sclerosis. Although such drugs or devices may be legal elsewhere, if the FDA has not approved them for use in the United States, they may not legally enter the country and will be confiscated, even if they were obtained under a foreign physician's prescription.

Additional information about traveling with and importing medication can be found at the FDA's Drugs page.

The FDA is responsible for pharmaceutical admissibility determinations. If you have any questions as to whether a specific pharmaceutical may be imported into the United States, please contact the FDA, Division of Import Operations and Policy, at (301) 796-0356.

If you have any questions regarding the importation of a controlled substance into the United States, please contact the Drug Enforcement Administration, Office of Diversion Control, International Drug Unit, at (202) 305-8800. ".

Go to: http://www.cbp.gov/travel/international-visitors/kbyg/prohibited-and-restricted-items and then hit the "Medications" button.

[ClamSlammer]

The rate is now approx 15 pesos to the dollar. Remember for credit card withdrawal ATM machines will extract $10 fee. The Scotia ATM machine next to Adelita bar charges only 9 pesos fee plus whatever your bank charges per international transaction.Actually the rates at the casa de cambios are around 16.7 pesos per dollar. Interbank rates are always higher, right now around 17.26. When you withdraw pesos in Mex with your USA Bankcard, your dollars will be converted at the interbank rate but likely will be charged a foreign conversion fee usually around 3%. Mexican ATM's are crazy and unpredictable when it comes to fees. For example, a HSBC ATM inside Calimax will charge $28 mx fee but another HSBC ATM two blocks away will charge $23 mx fee. Also, the fee varies depending on which card you use. For example, the BBVA ATM charges my Bank of America card a whopping $73 mx fee while it charges my other bankcard $32 mx. The Scotiabank ATM next to AB charges around $35 mx fee for my card, not $9 mx. $9 mx is extraordinarily low and I've never heard of such a low fee. The ATM inside Sanbourns has a low fee of around $18mx along with Coppel ATM's if you can find them. There is one inside Soriana just west of Ticuan.

[Captain Solo]

Beside eating hairy clams, Clam does look like an old Arab money exchange. I am usually not much for details, except the passionate details with the sexy chicas hehehe.

The Scotia ATM machine next to Adelita charges my Bank America debit card 9 pesos transaction fee plus about 3% foreign conversion fee. Since the Interbank rate is about 7% higher, you would always get better exchange using your debit card, at least with the Scotia ATM.

Credit cards, Visa and Mastercard, will charge $10 fee for foreign withdrawals. Don't know about Amex. Fuck the credit card thieves. Be careful withdrawing money from your cards in foreign countries. The best scenario is they will charge you ridiculous fees; the worst they may bleed the entire account.

[ScatManDoo]

Actually the rates at the casa de cambios are around 16.7 pesos per dollar. Interbank rates are always higher, right now around 17.26. When you withdraw pesos in Mex with your USA Bankcard, your dollars will be converted at the interbank rate but likely will be charged a foreign conversion fee usually around 3%. Mexican ATM's are crazy and unpredictable when it comes to fees. For example, a HSBC ATM inside Calimax will charge $28 mx fee but another HSBC ATM two blocks away will charge $23 mx fee. Also, the fee varies depending on which card you use. For example, the BBVA ATM charges my Bank of America card a whopping $73 mx fee while it charges my other bankcard $32 mx. The Scotiabank ATM next to AB charges around $35 mx fee for my card, not $9 mx. $9 mx is extraordinarily low and I've never heard of such a low fee. The ATM inside Sanbourns has a low fee of around $18mx along with Coppel ATM's if you can find them. There is one inside Soriana just west of Ticuan.Thank you, got giving good and accurate information ClamSlammer. I think my quasi-wingman got a rate as good as 17.4 by using his debit card at a Tijuana ATM located in Calimax two weekends ago.

[Ath Trainer]

Generic viagra is not legal in the US.


You can bring back 50. Here's the cite with the latest rules from CBP:







http://www.cbp.gov/travel/international-visitors/kbyg/prohibited-and-restricted-items

"USA Residents entering the United States at international land borders who are carrying a validly obtained controlled substance (other than narcotics such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, or LSD), are subject to certain additional requirements. If a USA Resident wants to bring in a controlled substance (other than narcotics such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, or LSD) but does not have a prescription for the substance issued by a USA -licensed practitioner (e. G. , physician, dentist, etc.) who is registered with, and authorized by, the Drug Enforcement Administration to prescribe the medication, the individual may not import more than 50 dosage units of the medication into the United States. If the USA Resident has a prescription for the controlled substance issued by a DEA registrant, more than 50 dosage units may be imported by that person, provided all other legal requirements are met.

Please note that only medications that can be legally prescribed in the United States may be imported for personal use. Be aware that possession of certain substances may also violate state laws. As a general rule, the FDA does not allow the importation of prescription drugs that were purchased outside the United States. Please see their Web site for information about the enforcement policy for personal use quantities.

Warning: The USA Food and Drug Administration prohibits the importation, by mail or in person, of fraudulent prescription and nonprescription drugs and medical devices. These include unorthodox "cures" for such medical conditions as cancer, AIDS, arthritis or multiple sclerosis. Although such drugs or devices may be legal elsewhere, if the FDA has not approved them for use in the United States, they may not legally enter the country and will be confiscated, even if they were obtained under a foreign physician's prescription.

Additional information about traveling with and importing medication can be found at the FDA's Drugs page.

The FDA is responsible for pharmaceutical admissibility determinations. If you have any questions as to whether a specific pharmaceutical may be imported into the United States, please contact the FDA, Division of Import Operations and Policy, at (301) 796-0356.

If you have any questions regarding the importation of a controlled substance into the United States, please contact the Drug Enforcement Administration, Office of Diversion Control, International Drug Unit, at (202) 305-8800. ".

Go to: http://www.cbp.gov/travel/international-visitors/kbyg/prohibited-and-restricted-items and then hit the "Medications" button.

[ScatManDoo]

Generic viagra is not legal in the US.Well let's hope that you don't train the CBP agents.

Because I have declared my possession of (generic Viagra) Figral pills twice this year under their newest rules while crossing the border into the United States. It was no problem.

I much prefer that in comparison to my old method of simply hiding the few excess pills in my bags at the end of each trip to Tijuana.

[ClamSlammer]

Beside eating hairy clams, Clam does look like an old Arab money exchange. I am usually not much for details, except the passionate details with the sexy chicas hehehe.

The Scotia ATM machine next to Adelita charges my Bank America debit card 9 pesos transaction fee plus about 3% foreign conversion fee. Since the Interbank rate is about 7% higher, you would always get better exchange using your debit card, at least with the Scotia ATM.BofA has an alliance with Scotiabank and Santander and they don't charge an ATM fee, just a 3% foreign conversion fee. Unfortunately, Scotiabank locations in Mexico were removed from the alliance a few months ago. Before November 2013 there were no fees at all of any kind. Then they initiated a 3% foreign conversion fee but no ATM fee. Now Scotiabank charges an ATM fee along with the 3% foreign conversion fee. Santander Mexico is still part of the alliance and do not charge an ATM for BofA customers.

[Jackie888]

Well let's hope that you don't train the CBP agents.

Because I have declared my possession of (generic Viagra) Figral pills twice this year under their newest rules while crossing the border into the United States. It was no problem.

I much prefer that in comparison to my old method of simply hiding the few excess pills in my bags at the end of each trip to Tijuana.To put everyone at ease about bringing Viagra back, the DEA, FBI, Border Patrol and other agencies struggle to prevent the Mexican Cartels from importing about $30 Billion of Pot and Cocaine into the US each year. That's billion with a be, and that is each and every year.

The US Border Patrol has no interest in your Viagra import unless you embarrass them by bringing back an entire suitcase.

[Thunder04]

Long time lurker on this site for research on other destinations. Just wanted to say a quick thanks to those who've posted some real helpful info. I'll be heading down to Tijuana for the first time next week. Although it may not be the best week of the year to visit, it has to be an improvement to the desolate area I've been stuck working in for the last four months. So, I'm pretty sure I'll be walking in with the right frame of mind. Not so much low expectations but a real low bar that has been set for entertainment. I look forward to knocking back some beers and exploring the clubs. I'll post some reports of my travels.

Cheers in advance!I have the same thing. I am headed down there first time next week as well.

[Bbond]

BofA has an alliance with Scotiabank and Santander and they don't charge an ATM fee, just a 3% foreign conversion fee. Unfortunately, Scotiabank locations in Mexico were removed from the alliance a few months ago. Before November 2013 there were no fees at all of any kind. Then they initiated a 3% foreign conversion fee but no ATM fee. Now Scotiabank charges an ATM fee along with the 3% foreign conversion fee. Santander Mexico is still part of the alliance and do not charge an ATM for BofA customers.The fee, is 1%. I used that for several years. I now use BBVA Compass in Texas, and get the same deal with BBVA Bancomer in Mexico, no fees for ATM but the 1% transfer fee.

[ClamSlammer]

The fee, is 1%. I used that for several years. I now use BBVA Compass in Texas, and get the same deal with BBVA Bancomer in Mexico, no fees for ATM but the 1% transfer fee.The fee is 3%. It was first initiated in November 2013 for all of BofA customers international withdrawals. I use BBVA Compass too and their 1% conversion fee. But watch out I've been charged an ATM fee 3 times at Bancomer ATM's for using my Compass card. And many Bancomer locations have been closing lately such as the one on F. Martinez and Calle 2 and Calle 2 and Madero.

[Bbond]

The fee is 3%. It was first initiated in November 2013 for all of BofA customers international withdrawals. I use BBVA Compass too and their 1% conversion fee. But watch out I've been charged an ATM fee 3 times at Bancomer ATM's for using my Compass card. And many Bancomer locations have been closing lately such as the one on F. Martinez and Calle 2 and Calle 2 and Madero.I used BOA until last year, never charged more than 1%. I don't have any old statements or I would gladly scan and prove that. The reason I don't use them now is they closed my accounts and filed a SAR with the IRS on me. Which got me a visit from an IRS agent. It's a long story, but I was actually making money by withdrawing pesos from Santander with a BOA card, didn't always work, but often did. I had 4 accounts and was doing, when it was working, US$6000.00 a day. Making as much as 3000 pesos per day, more often a lot less. I can detail how that was working, if you really want to know. But I suggest you not try it. When they froze my accounts, I had no access to any money until they sent me a check for the funds, 4 weeks later.

[ClamSlammer]

I used BOA until last year, never charged more than 1%. I don't have any old statements or I would gladly scan and prove that. The reason I don't use them now is they closed my accounts and filed a SAR with the IRS on me. Which got me a visit from an IRS agent. It's a long story, but I was actually making money by withdrawing pesos from Santander with a BOA card, didn't always work, but often did. I had 4 accounts and was doing, when it was working, US$6000.00 a day. Making as much as 3000 pesos per day, more often a lot less. I can detail how that was working, if you really want to know. But I suggest you not try it. When they froze my accounts, I had no access to any money until they sent me a check for the funds, 4 weeks later.I know exactly what you were doing and I was probably know the process better than you. You were depositing dollars into your BofA account and withdrawing pesos in Mexico from Santander and Scotiabank ATM's in Tijuana. BofA was converting dollars at near interbank rates. For example, you were withdrawing $6000 mx and BofA was debiting your account at 14/1 so $428.57 us. You would then take the $6000 mx and exchanging for dollars at a casa de cambio at around 13.5/1 so you would receive $444.44 us. You just made $15.87 profit off of one $6000 mx withdrawal. Multiply that by 12 withdrawals per day and that is $190.49 us profit per day. Santander and Scotiabank had an alliance with BofA and thus there were no ATM usage fees. You were being charged 0% foreign conversion fee. If you were being charged 1% as you claim you could have never made $3000/ mx profit per day off of 4 accounts. The average difference between the BofA rate and casa de cambio rate was around. 5 mx. On days where the dollar appreciated the difference would be higher, at times close to $. 9 mx which would result in huge profits approaching $340 us daily. On days when the dollar was depreciating the difference could go as low as $. 2 mx which would make it not worth it. BofA would allow $500-$1500 per day withdrawals at ATM's. You could call BofA and have them temporarily increase your daily ATM withdrawal limits.

Here's something you didn't know: BofA was defrauding you by falsely misrepresenting their conversion rates were determined by VISA. Their rates were in fact NOT determined by VISA. 9/10 withdrawals they gave you a lower rate than what was published by VISA that day. They are lucky they didn't get hit with a multimillion dollar class action lawsuit.

You were either getting charged 0% or 3%. If it was before November 2013 it was 0%. If it was after then it was 3%. Unless you had some obscure account type that I've never heard of you were charged 0%. With a 3% fee there is no money to be made. They never had any type of account where the fee was 1% as far as I know. Today you can make profit the same way but with BBVA Compass / Bancomer except you'll get hit with a 1% fee. You will still make about $8-$15 us profit per $8000 mx withdrawal.

And since BofA filed a SAR on you, you are now permanently banned from ever holding an account at BofA. If you are named as a principle of a corporation, then the corporation cannot hold a BofA account until you are removed as a principle. What got you busted was the constant cash deposits made into your accounts, approaching $30k weekly.

Another thing you didn't know: when you opened your account part of the terms were that either you or BofA could close the account at any time without notice. What you could have done was to go to a BofA branch and closed the accounts and demanded your deposits immediately. BofA was freezing your accounts, not the IRS or government agency. They would have been forced to relinquish your deposits on the spot or face potential litigation.

[Bbond]

I know exactly what you were doing and I was probably know the process better than you.From your reply it is clear you understand the process, however, I never did more than US $6000 a day, BOA limited my withdrawls to US $1500 per account. In the morning, when the exchange houses opened, I would check to see what they were paying for pesos, then go to Santander and withdraw 1000 pesos, check my account online and find out exactly what those 1000 pesos cost me. Compare that to what I could sell the pesos back for, and if it was a good deal, proceed to withdraw the max on each account. Differences of .45 to .60 were not uncommon, but lesser differences were more common. Sometimes it was not worth the effort, sometimes barely worth the effort, sometimes greatly worth the effort. Due the to amount I was dealing with, one exchange house in particular was giving me a better rate than posted. But they had a limit on how much could be exchanged at once, so I had to make several trips to exchange all the pesos. Then I found a shady operator, was getting a much better rate than posted, and he would take all I could bring. Downside to him was he paid all in $20 bills. Also, some confidential information I received, that was not a IRS agent that visited me, but rather DEA, even though he had IRS credentials. I cannot divulge the source of that information. I am still trying to find an old statement to prove that the fee was 1%, I cleaned a lot of my old paperwork up and my not find a statement, but i assure you it was 1%.

[JT Traviezo]

Long time lurker on this site for research on other destinations. Just wanted to say a quick thanks to those who've posted some real helpful info. I'll be heading down to Tijuana for the first time next week. Although it may not be the best week of the year to visit, it has to be an improvement to the desolate area I've been stuck working in for the last four months. So, I'm pretty sure I'll be walking in with the right frame of mind. Not so much low expectations but a real low bar that has been set for entertainment. I look forward to knocking back some beers and exploring the clubs. I'll post some reports of my travels.

Cheers in advance!As far as girls are concerned, the selection will be limited but you will find someone that meets your needs. All my favorite street girls would go home for the holidays, but I always managed to find replacements. Good luck.

[Jackie888]

I was in Tijuana last night (12/26/15). If you are a regular, the selection was incredibly poor for a Saturday night. I suspect that most of the chicas were on this side of the border doing their after Christmas shopping. At HK half of the 2nd floor were closed due to the lack of Chicas. On top of that, the border parking lot charged me $15 for Holiday parking. Bunch of pirates.

In the alley, the Chicas were wearing turtle neck sweaters and mittens. It's a very non-sexy look. Really diminishes the feminine appeal. Adelitas had their GILF (grandmother) lineup working late into the night. Beggars were on the prow. One drugged up guy were persistently asking for a dollar to help feed him. Fuck that. We all know what you're doing with your money. Another very healthy dude wanted some money to get some milk for his "alleged" baby. Yeah right. My bullshit meter was hitting an all time high. The number of large male beggars have increased significantly. I suspect that it is because they've not mugged anyone in a while. Watch your backs everyone.

Personally I'm shutting it down for the rest of the year and not returning until the Chicas come back, which should be in mid February around Valentine's Day. Happy Holidays everyone. And stay safe.

[AnonX69]

Anyone ever taken a chica to ticuan.

[The Tall Man]

I was in Tijuana last night (12/26/15). If you are a regular, the selection was incredibly poor for a Saturday night. I suspect that most of the chicas were on this side of the border doing their after Christmas shopping. At HK half of the 2nd floor were closed due to the lack of Chicas. On top of that, the border parking lot charged me $15 for Holiday parking. Bunch of pirates.

In the alley, the Chicas were wearing turtle neck sweaters and mittens. It's a very non-sexy look. Really diminishes the feminine appeal. Adelitas had their GILF (grandmother) lineup working late into the night. Beggars were on the prow. One drugged up guy were persistently asking for a dollar to help feed him. Fuck that. We all know what you're doing with your money. Another very healthy dude wanted some money to get some milk for his "alleged" baby. Yeah right. My bullshit meter was hitting an all time high. The number of large male beggars have increased significantly. I suspect that it is because they've not mugged anyone in a while. Watch your backs everyone.

Personally I'm shutting it down for the rest of the year and not returning until the Chicas come back, which should be in mid February around Valentine's Day. Happy Holidays everyone. And stay safe.I feel you bro, equal my report that I posted in HK section. Summary. The worst I have seen in years!

The Tall Man.

[Artisttyp]

If you want to go down to Tijuana now you are better off doing it during the day. The nights get very cold and most hotels do not have heat. Overnight guests will be advised to bring a space heater which can up your game considerably. The new hotel above La Malquerida " Hotel Ibiza " has heat in the room.

I have had my apartment in Tijuana for a year now. There is definitely times that being there makes no sense or is too uncomfortable weather wise to enjoy it.

[Phordphan]

Another very healthy dude wanted some money to get some milk for his "alleged" baby. Yeah right. My bullshit meter was hitting an all time high.Maybe he was a scammer. Maybe not. A couple of weeks ago I was strolling down Revu around midnight-ish. Near calle 6 I saw a lady coming towards me with a large bundle, which was a baby heavily wrapped against the cold. We passed, then shortly a young guy came up to me. He pointed to her, he told me he was broke and that he needed baby formula. He looked in his early 20's. I looked at him, was about to blow him off, then I nodded my head across the street to the OXXO and said I'd get him some formula. He crossed immediately, IIRC he even opened the door for me. He called this lady I'd seen a couple of minutes earlier and she crossed and waited outside. I purchased a can of Nido for him, he thanked me a lot. He explained that he'd been deported 3 weeks previously and couldn't find work. Maybe, maybe not, but it was obvious that he'd spent a lot of time in Cali. In exchange for the Nido, and the remaining change (probably less than $2), I got to meet his wife and play for a minute with one of the cutest babies I've seen.

I've offered beggars food in lieu of money, and the scammers never take me up on it. Maybe this guy was a scammer, maybe not, but he was way too grateful for a can of formula to not be at least partially on the level. There's plenty of BS to go around in Tijuana, but it's not universal. In any case, they probably needed a $6 - $8 can of formula way worse than I needed the money.

[HorseTrader]

Anyone ever taken a chica to ticuan.Yes. This is a prime place for an escort incall. Mundo from cuminTJ once told me that Ticuan is the most popular hotel for his customers. The front desk has never called me when my guest arrives, so she probably doesn't check in.

I've also used this hotel 1 or 2 times to bring a girl from Zona Norte, but they were dressed like a normal person. Nothing that would identify her as a hooker. Just walk in, go directly to the elevator, and up to your floor. The front desk is right by the elevator so you should expect people to see you go up with her.

[EagleRoamer]

Has anybody used the in room "safe"? Is it secure and what does it cost. My previous visits were mainly with girls from the ally and only from morning to early evening. My next visit will include late evening 9 pm to 1 am. So just wondering. Do the prices go up for this time period. And are the girls prettier?

Thanks in advance.

[Baxter Slade]

Has anybody used the in room "safe"? Is it secure and what does it cost. My previous visits were mainly with girls from the ally and only from morning to early evening. My next visit will include late evening 9 pm to 1 am. So just wondering. Do the prices go up for this time period. And are the girls prettier?

Thanks in advance.Make sure you ask for a room with a safe. They do not all have them. As far as cost you will be required to pay a $10 refundable deposit for the safe key.

As far as price changes for girls like anything it could be based on supply and demand. If its a busy night there may be no room to negotiate. As compared to a slow time you can get better pricing.

As far as prettier I guess everybody looks better in the dark. Adelitas philosophy.

[The Tall Man]

Make sure you ask for a room with a safe. They do not all have them. As far as cost you will be required to pay a $10 refundable deposit for the safe key.

As far as price changes for girls like anything it could be based on supply and demand. If its a busy night there may be no room to negotiate. As compared to a slow time you can get better pricing.

As far as prettier I guess everybody looks better in the dark. Adelitas philosophy.Not only the dark in Adalitas but then you factor in a few beers and the girl starts to look cute, but hell you get in the room and turn on even a bathroom light and she gets undressed and your like What The Fuck just happened! Come on guys this has happened to everyone of us, LOL.

The old proverbial saying of what constitutes a 10, well is a 6 pack of beer and a 4 girl.

The Tall Man.

[AnonX69]

As far as prettier I guess everybody looks better in the dark. Adelitas philosophy.It's why I use their VIP room. Better lighting in their.

[Ezinho]

Happy New Year, mongers!

I'm here in Tijuana right now, first of all bring a coat because it's cold! Sure, every now and then you will see some gringos walking around in shorts or a short sleeve shirt, but they must be from Alaska or the north pole. I don't know how they do it.

The number of street girls was way down today. Also, most of them are bundled up and they're all complaining how cold it is right now. Adelitas was dead and depressing but I guess that's just how it is now.

Hong Kong, on the other hand, had some good talent IMHO. I was pleasantly surprised. The problem was there were just too many dudes in there as it got later in the evening. It was so crowded it was uncomfortable, I could hardly walk around.

The shaving cream show is always fun, but remember to bring enough dollar bills. I ran out. It's like not bringing enough bullets to a gun fight!

BTW, anyone there today see the gringa that briefly got up on the stage during the show? She was there with a bunch of young surfer dude gringos. Interesting crowd.

I went up with a chick named Samantha from Guadalajara. Dark hair, big fake tits. She wanted $100, I said 1000 pesos and she took it. Did I overpay? Probably, but most of the other quality girls were already sitting with other guys so I was worried about not getting any pussy! She was fun and I had a good time, but the knock at the end made me hurry and finish. I need a damn stopwatch to monger in Tijuana, it's like beat the clock!

I also went with a street girl outside of the el porton hotel, she was young and pretty so the session sucked. She has a tattoo on her lower back. I don't even bother asking these girls their names anymore. She upsold me in the room for a BJ and then refused to be on top. I like to think I'm a pretty seasoned monger, but I made some rookie mistakes there. Again, there weren't many girls out and I was afraid of not getting any snatch LOL!

Not sure what I'll do for New Years Eve, the DJ at Hong Kong was saying they'll be a big party, I'll probably check it out but my expectations are low.

[The Tall Man]

Happy New Year, mongers!

I'm here in Tijuana right now, first of all bring a coat because it's cold! Sure, every now and then you will see some gringos walking around in shorts or a short sleeve shirt, but they must be from Alaska or the north pole. I don't know how they do it.

The number of street girls was way down today. Also, most of them are bundled up and they're all complaining how cold it is right now. Adelitas was dead and depressing but I guess that's just how it is now.

Hong Kong, on the other hand, had some good talent IMHO. I was pleasantly surprised. The problem was there were just too many dudes in there as it got later in the evening. It was so crowded it was uncomfortable, I could hardly walk around.

The shaving cream show is always fun, but remember to bring enough dollar bills. I ran out. It's like not bringing enough bullets to a gun fight!

BTW, anyone there today see the gringa that briefly got up on the stage during the show? She was there with a bunch of young surfer dude gringos. Interesting crowd.

I went up with a chick named Samantha from Guadalajara. Dark hair, big fake tits. She wanted $100, I said 1000 pesos and she took it. Did I overpay? Probably, but most of the other quality girls were already sitting with other guys so I was worried about not getting any pussy! She was fun and I had a good time, but the knock at the end made me hurry and finish. I need a damn stopwatch to monger in Tijuana, it's like beat the clock!

I also went with a street girl outside of the el porton hotel, she was young and pretty so the session sucked. She has a tattoo on her lower back. I don't even bother asking these girls their names anymore. She upsold me in the room for a BJ and then refused to be on top. I like to think I'm a pretty seasoned monger, but I made some rookie mistakes there. Again, there weren't many girls out and I was afraid of not getting any snatch LOL!

Not sure what I'll do for New Years Eve, the DJ at Hong Kong was saying they'll be a big party, I'll probably check it out but my expectations are low.I am coming down for tonight's HK party, hope it will be memorable, I need to create my mind space of little expectations, lets see what happens and I will report after the New Year!

Happy New Year all!

The Tall Man.

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 10: Falling In Love With A Puta.

Trip report for the Saturday and Sunday immediately following Christmas. Still writing this after I returned from New Year's Eve, but we will give that its own chapter.

Saturday night around 11, I'm waiting in line behind just a few people. The guy behind me, probably a mid-late 20's Chicano, asks what's going on tonight. I smile, taking my time to come up with an appropriate response. He breaks the silence. "Everything?" I say yeah, everything. "All right, I'll probably see you down there, then. " We get our visas and pass through the building. I slow down, allowing him to catch up to me and I ask if he's going to La Coahuila. Sure enough. I offer to share a cab, confirming with the driver that the price will remain 5 dollars with two passengers.

The Chicano says he doesn't have change, but I tell him not to worry about it. He offers to buy me a beer at Adelita, and holds true to his word. We stand around for a few minutes and it's kind of awkward. Not much to be said. Then I spot Alejandra in her tiny purple bikini. Let's do this. She was playful and friendly last time, providing GFE with LFK. She has the body of an exercise-obsessed 23 year old right after daddy has bought her college graduation gift breast implants. And her face is decent, but looks like she might be about 40. A damn fine 40, though. I buy her a couple drinks, groping and caressing her all the while. She asks if I've been here since our last (first) encounter, and I tell her yes. "I've come looking for you but haven't seen you. " She tells me her schedule, Thursday through Sunday. After the second drink, I'm ready. "Let's go upstairs. 1,000 pesos. " She says yes, mucho besos. OK, great. But I said "mil pesos". Is that ok? She says yes, and arriba we go.

She doesn't disappoint with the mucho besos. This time, the tongue goes deep. After we undress, she gives me a no-condom tease, straddling over my jimmy and rubbing it against her underwear-covered genitals. She brings her head down, as if she's about to give a BBBJ, but then puts the condom on and continues with CBJ. Cowgirl, then missionary. We're having a lot of fun and I try to make it last as long as possible, but damn. I slow to a stop but I've already reached the point of no return. So I finish and we kiss a little more. I ask her if she wants more but she says there's barely any time left. She asks if I want more time, the implication being that it's going to cost me, and she starts squeezing my jimmy with her vaginal muscles. Oh my god. "What, you like it?" Yes, I like it. But I need to chill for a while. I tell her I have to go eat. She asks me how old I am, and I tell her I'm 34. She tells me I'm very young. OK, wow. I guess she really must be in her 40's. But seriously, that body. Amazing.

Time for the taco stand at Ninos and Coahuila. Two tacos and off to Hong Kong. Subpar lineup so I chill for a while then go check out Tropical and Chavelas. Nothing to my liking there either. I walk back and forth down the alley like seven or eight times before I decide on a girl at Hotel Porton. Brisa's not there today and none of her colleagues have seen her. Can't remember the girl's name that I select but she didn't really put any effort into it. There are two girls at Porton that have the Wonderbra boobs, showing mad cleavage. She's the one who stands further to the west. Barely finish my load before the knock and I'm back to the border around 2:30 with a minimal line.

Back again Sunday, arriving at the ZN around 9. Two tacos and a walk through the street girls. I walk past Hotel Legado on Constitucion, and barely spot Cristal out of the corner of my eye, sitting inside the doorway eating a snack. I tell her to take her time finishing as I pay for the room. We get down to business, me on top then doggy. She's still trying to be active, pulling my hips back and forth with her hands as I thrust in missionary. But still seems detached. I notice for the first time she has Santa Muerte tattooed on her shoulder. I ask if she kills her customers afterward, as I touch her tattoo. She says no. We finish and I pay the 300 pesos for todo sin ropa, plus 100 more for a tip to reward her for being involved, trying to get rid of her starfish tendencies. She gives me a quick "bye" as she walks the opposite direction whence we came. Probably done with her. I'm finding a lot of really exciting girls these days, so she might drop out of the rotation. Exciting girls like Dayana at Hong Kong.

This girl eventually rotates to a dancing post on the north bar right where I'm sitting. She is slightly above average for a HK girl, maybe an 8, but blows away the competition with her intangibles, which gradually manifest themselves over the course of our encounter. A cups, maybe be's. Good butt, straight dark brown hair halfway down her back. A happy medium between spinner and "nice and thick". I purchase three one-dollar gropes in about five minutes. She comes down for the second one as though she's about to sit on my face, and I lay it all out for her, shoving my nose into her ass. She comes down for the third tip facing toward me, rubbing my face into her chest and complimenting me on my eyes. She also asks me to buy her a drink. Pro tip 1: when she compliments you on a specific feature, and it can reasonably be considered a feature worth complimenting, it means that she is going to enjoy screwing you out of leche as well as cash. So consider compromising on her appearance if she's not ideal. She may become your new favorite, assuming she is clear of any red flags that might otherwise present themselves.

With this in mind, I oblige to the drink. We go to a booth and she gives me a reverse lapdance. I ever so gently start playing with her pussy until the juices start to flow. Pro tip 2: if you can get the juices flowing without her needing lube, she's probably going to enjoy it a lot more than usual, which means so will you. That probably hinges a lot on how many sessions she's had today and / or this week, so of course sex with just the natural lubricant will not always be possible. The mesero asks if I want to buy her another drink, and I say no. He gives me the hand across the throat gesture, as if he's going to take her away. Oh yeah? Fuck you, buddy. I just ignore him and I offer her $50 to go upstairs, to which she responds in the negative, rolling her eyes and looking at me like I have to be joking. Seventy. I respond with 60. She stands at 70, until a few moments of silence after which she drops to 65. I accept. She is beaming with delight. Onward and upward we go.

When we get into the room, she sits on the bed and I approach her, gently placing my hands on her arms and caressing downward until I hold both of her hands. She slowly unbuttons my shirt as I untie her bikini top, just like in the movies. We each remove our own lower body clothing and she proceeds to CBJ. I offer a 69 and she literally jumps on the opportunity, by which I mean my face. I go to work, licking all around and periodically creating a vacuum and sucking it all into my mouth. Then I start tongue-fucking her and she goes nuts. She reaches a point of involuntary trembling in her thighs, after which she drops the pussy onto jimmy and starts riding cowgirl. She begins in a sitting up posture and then follows into draping her body onto mine. That is another sign that seems to suggest a girl's really enjoying herself. Switch into some brief doggy and she starts going wild in mish. I try to keep pace as she bounces up and down my shaft like she's trying to get the antidote to come out. She eventually gets it. We are both breathing very heavily, smiling, and laughing at the amazement we both just experienced. "Relax, baby," she says as she pats the bed next to her.

We chill for about 10 minutes with my hand on her knee. She says she's from Monterrey, she's been here for seven months, and plans on moving back to Monterrey in about two years after she saves up to buy a house. She's also going to start taking English classes soon. We shower together and I spot another Santa Muerte tattoo. I ask her if she's going to kill me. She says no. OK, good. That shit still creeps me out though. But she's already cast her spell and I'm in love with a puta. I pay her and offer to buy her drinks when we go back down.

We hang out for four drinks, during which she shows me pics of her son, who is living with her parents. And she shows me pics of herself at the gym, but I'm not so sure it's her. She says no makeup in the pic, and I think she actually looks better that way. I tell her she's more morena without makeup. Assuming that might offend her, I tell her I prefer morenas. It's true. She maintains a delicate balance of giving me sufficient time with each drink and realizing that she's at work and trying to get paid. I can appreciate that. I ask her what's up with the Santa Muerte. Dayana says, "She protects us. " For us, she says "nosotras" which is the feminine us. So I guess she's referring to putas in general, or maybe her clique of putas. Still creeps me out.

She asks if I'm sleeping here tonight or on the other side (of the border). I tell her I'm sleeping on the other side. I pick up the hint that she would be down for TLN, and subsequently get her verbal confirmation thereof. I tell her I would only be able to do that on the weekend and that will probably be too expensive for me since I'm sure she will charge more for it during that time. She confirms, very expensive. I'll give it a shot with a real lowball offer next time I see her, and see where that goes. But I've read here about brothers getting set up pretty bad for some beat downs, and people here making a strong connection between such shadiness and Santa Muerte worshippers. After Dayana's fourth drink, I tell her I've met my spending limit for the night, so I politely decline to purchase another. I ask her that I guess this means you can't sit with me anymore, which she confirms with a very sincere, heartfelt thank you and a kiss. I take my time finishing my beer and get out of there around 12:30 so I can get to work in the morning.

[Conejito]

TIJUANA A fire that broke out early Friday in the US Consulate in Tijuana destroyed four vehicles and partially damaged another, a spokeswoman said.

Authorities are "treating it as a crime scene," said Preeti Shah, the consulate's public affairs officer. "We're working very closely with Mexican authorities to determine the cause of the incident. ".

The consulate structure suffered no damage, and there were no attempts to enter, she said.

The fire, which was reported shortly before 1 am, drew Mexican soldiers as well as Tijuana firefighters to the scene near the Otay Mesa border crossing.

[DFWdude]

I will be making my first trip to Tijuana in many years. I have been mongering in Germany at the FKK clubs. But since Germany is such a long trip and I need my ladies (hehe) I will try and go to Tijuana again. What was holding me off was the long wait times to get back across the border (my last time in 2011 was near 2 hours). I now have Global Entry and my Sentri card. If I remember correctly the taxi dropped my off at the end of the long line to cross. Since I now have the Sentri card and the Global Entry to I go some place else to cross? Are wait times less? I am partially disabled so walking the distance from the Zona is not an option nor is the long wait in a line.

Also can anyone recommend BBFS providers with CIP??

Thanks.

[Artisttyp]

I will be making my first trip to Tijuana in many years. I have been mongering in Germany at the FKK clubs. But since Germany is such a long trip and I need my ladies (hehe) I will try and go to Tijuana again. What was holding me off was the long wait times to get back across the border (my last time in 2011 was near 2 hours). I now have Global Entry and my Sentri card. If I remember correctly the taxi dropped my off at the end of the long line to cross. Since I now have the Sentri card and the Global Entry to I go some place else to cross? Are wait times less? I am partially disabled so walking the distance from the Zona is not an option nor is the long wait in a line.

Also can anyone recommend BBFS providers with CIP??

Thanks.Global Entry / Sentri will make it a breeze to go back to the USA at anytime. The location is the same but each group has a designated lane / line going back into the USA. It will be obvious to you.

The issues you will have being partially disabled is getting to the taxi's from the entrance into Mexico and getting into the Sentri Line trying to leave Mexico. The only support I can think of is *possibly someone with wheelchair access once outside the mexican immigration building. I "think" I have seen one or two baggage carriers with a wheelchair but I could be totally wrong and it could have been someone with a family member.

If not be prepared for a long haul on flat terrain to get to where you need to go. Even non disabled people complain about the length of the new walkway.

You could possibly request a wheelchair in the immigration building and someone MIGHT be able to help but I wouldn't count on help or a wheelchair if I was you.

BBFS is available from WALKERS but as a newbie you will probably have a tough time finding it on a tight budget. If your wallet is bigger than average...maybe but these girls are hustlers and being physically disabled may pose a risk when dealing with drug users who usually double as freelancers. They are not to be trusted for the most part.

Good Luck.

[Baxter Slade]

Yes I can confirm there is a wheelchair with driver outside the MX immigration building. A friend recently used the service I believe he paid $5 to be delivered to the taxi.

[ScatManDoo]

I will be making my first trip to Tijuana in many years. I have been mongering in Germany at the FKK clubs. But since Germany is such a long trip and I need my ladies (hehe) I will try and go to Tijuana again. What was holding me off was the long wait times to get back across the border (my last time in 2011 was near 2 hours). I now have Global Entry and my Sentri card. If I remember correctly the taxi dropped my off at the end of the long line to cross. Since I now have the Sentri card and the Global Entry to I go some place else to cross?Your starting point from where the cab drops you off is the same as for everybody else. You will have no long line to re-enter, only a 5 - 6 minutes walk from the cab, up to the turnstiles, and then to the single Sentri, where there is usually 0 o 2 people waiting.


Are wait times less? I am partially disabled so walking the distance from the Zona is not an option nor is the long wait in a line.There really will be no wait for you. You walk directly up, to the right of all the people in the "All Travelers" general line as well as all the people (if any) in the Ready Lane / line.

With Sentri, you walk to the right of people standing in line. There is also a line to the extreme left of all the other designated entry lines, for people with 'special assistance needs'. I would not recommend this handicapped line on the far left for you since the Sentri line (the farthest right line) is certain to be shorter for you.

[Batuk]

Chapter 10: Falling In Love With A Puta.

We chill for about 10 minutes with my hand on her knee. She says she's from Monterrey, she's been here for seven months, and plans on moving back to Monterrey in about two years after she saves up to buy a house. She's also going to start taking English classes soon. We shower together and I spot another Santa Muerte tattoo. I ask her if she's going to kill me. She says no. OK, good. That shit still creeps me out though. But she's already cast her spell and I'm in love with a puta. I pay her and offer to buy her drinks when we go back down..Great penning Long Don. !! I have not been to Disneyland since last June. Your escapades tell me it is BAU in Tijuana. I have heard this story of taking English Lessons and ambition to buy a casa after saving enuf dinero multiple times. May be a Santa Muerte Followers SOP to life. :-)

I hope to catch up for a beer at HK and Adelita soon!

Happy New Year to All. May the mongering continue safely without issues from getting caught by the Wife (if applicable), Policia, Long Lines, Painful Love affairs with Putas and STDs...

[BayBoy]

Is it still necessary to have a US passport to pass thru to the Mexican side from San Ysidro. Is the Mexican customs still checking for that.

Will be in Tijuana next weekend.

[Hobbiest1]

Is it still necessary to have a US passport to pass thru to the Mexican side from San Ysidro. Is the Mexican customs still checking for that.

Will be in Tijuana next weekend.YES. I was just there 2 days ago. I am pretty sure that even if they didn't require it that the US CBP would require it. I have heard some stories of people coming back to the US with just a DL but they don't make it easy for you. Anyone else have input??

[Hobbiest1]

I will be making my first trip to Tijuana in many years. I have been mongering in Germany at the FKK clubs. But since Germany is such a long trip and I need my ladies (hehe) I will try and go to Tijuana again. What was holding me off was the long wait times to get back across the border (my last time in 2011 was near 2 hours). I now have Global Entry and my Sentri card. If I remember correctly the taxi dropped my off at the end of the long line to cross. Since I now have the Sentri card and the Global Entry to I go some place else to cross? Are wait times less? I am partially disabled so walking the distance from the Zona is not an option nor is the long wait in a line.

Also can anyone recommend BBFS providers with CIP??

Thanks.When you get dropped off, stay to the left of the long line and go to the front of the line. You will cross over that long line near the front and then go to your right. Hope this helps.

[BayBoy]

YES. I was just there 2 days ago. I am pretty sure that even if they didn't require it that the US CBP would require it. I have heard some stories of people coming back to the US with just a DL but they don't make it easy for you. Anyone else have input??Thanks for the info. I don't know what the initials US CBP and DL stand for, but I get the jist of what your saying.

[Jjj101]

YES. I was just there 2 days ago. I am pretty sure that even if they didn't require it that the US CBP would require it. I have heard some stories of people coming back to the US with just a DL but they don't make it easy for you. Anyone else have input??I have driven back to the USA With a friend whom did not have any kind of ID whatsoever. The friend only told the boarder agent full name, social, and address. We have done this a few times. The agents would always let us through eventually with considerable questions, some lectures, inspections, and time delay. One time we got lucky, the agent just waived us through without any secondary inspection.

[The Tall Man]

YES. I was just there 2 days ago. I am pretty sure that even if they didn't require it that the US CBP would require it. I have heard some stories of people coming back to the US with just a DL but they don't make it easy for you. Anyone else have input??True they will most likely pull you into secondary inspection so plan on a 20 minute to 2 hour delay.

The Tall Man.

[Apache]

BayBoy, A friend recently went through with only a laminated copy of his passport book. He's not a criminal, just a slightly crazy MD. They took him to a back room, fingerprinted him and took mug shots with a stern lecture about always bringing his passport to enter Mexico. Hope that helps.

[BayBoy]

BayBoy, A friend recently went through with only a laminated copy of his passport book. He's not a criminal, just a slightly crazy MD. They took him to a back room, fingerprinted him and took mug shots with a stern lecture about always bringing his passport to enter Mexico. Hope that helps.Gracias for the info. That clears it up for me.

[HorseTrader]

. I am partially disabled so walking the distance from the Zona is not an option nor is the long wait in a line.

Also can anyone recommend BBFS providers with CIP??
I did Zona Norte on crutches about 2 years ago. I found it extremely difficult. The long walk to the taxi stand was just he warm up. When you get to the zona, much of the pavement is uneven and that almost caused me to fall a couple of times. Made the mistake of going upstairs in Hong Kong and walking down the south steps, do not try that on crutches as it is too narrow, turning, and steep. When returning to USA, I had the same walk as the rest of the people, no help.

Although there may be someone there to help a disabled person for a little bit of cash, I didn't see anyone. It's not like the airport where people seem to come from everywhere to help a disabled person.

Regarding your BBFS CIP provider, please let me know who you find. I'd like to avoid her.

[MaskedTurbator]

YES. I was just there 2 days ago. I am pretty sure that even if they didn't require it that the US CBP would require it. I have heard some stories of people coming back to the US with just a DL but they don't make it easy for you. Anyone else have input??I've been seeing a bunch of posts online lately regarding crossing the border on foot (especially with the new Mexican inspection area that has opened at the San Ysidro port of entry). Having been lucky enough to have the time to ask questions of border patrol agents on both sides of the border, I'd like to take the time to put all the questions to rest.

The source in this case is from personal experience and my own questions to a particularly bored Customs Agent at 2 am on a Saturday night with no one in sight. Also, my friend who has been going for almost two years now without a passport has only been sent to secondary once in the 10+ times I've taken him. The fact that he's whiter than mayo on Wonder Bread may account for that, though, so if you look like a Viet Cong terrorist like I do, it may not fly for you.

*sweeps cheetos and Mountain Dew from desk*.

Time to be internet lawyer!

1.) Do I need a passport to re-enter the United States?

If you are a United States Citizen, the short answer is no. By law, the United States Border Patrol cannot deny entry to a legal citizen of the United States. As long as you can prove that you are a United States Citizen, you are allowed to re-enter the United States. The whole reason you want to have a passport is to prove that you are a United States Citizen (or some variant of US Citizen that grants you the ability to have said passport).

However, since you are re-entering the US from another country, the US Border Patrol has special powers granted to it that normal law enforcement does not have. Normal search and seizure rules that local and federal police follow do not apply to the CBP. That's why they don't need reasonable suspicion in order to look through your things. That includes digital as well (phones, etc. ,.), however there is still precedent being made as to unlock pass-codes / touch ID, so that's a gray area. However, unlocked / unencrypted phones / laptops / computers are fair game.

What does that mean for you as a monger? The guy at the front of the line may not like it, but as long as you prove that you are who you say you are, and that you are indeed a US Citizen, that will suffice to get you across the border. But, if you're being suspicious, shifty, uncomfortable (or simply being a jerk), they have the right to send you to secondary, tertiary, whatever they want to make your life hell, all in the name of "national security. " So, it's in your best interest to be polite, courteous, and understanding that they will verbally bust your nuts over the lack of a proper passport. From what I've seen, it's pretty much finger-wagging. Look apologetic, be polite, and you should be just fine.

2.) What's the difference between using a birth certificate, Drivers License, Passport, Passport Card, and SENTRI / GOES?

Birth Certificate- Using this one is pretty much guaranteed to get you back into the United States. The catch is, you have to use the original or a certified copy (it's usually stamped / embossed). Of course, the trick is, you had to have been born in the US or some territory thereof. Don't bring just that- bring your drivers license as well. If you have no visual ID and only a foreign birth certificate since you were born in a different country, the Border Patrol agents will most likely take you to a windowless room and beat you deservedly for wasting their time (remember the special powers?

Drivers License- Certain states have special "enhanced IDs" that make them readable / scannable by the Border Patrol. Unfortunately, California IDs are NOT enhanced, so the best you can do with your ID is use it as a picture ID for the to look up in their database to make sure you are indeed a US citizen. Expect anything from a simple wave-through to a full on *out that will make that Christmas Dinner with your parents when your gay sister showed up with her dominatrix wife in full leather gear seem like the Patridge Family.

Passport- You'll be fine with this. While this is the gold standard for acceptance at all ports of entry around the world, at the San Ysidro border crossing you'll be corralled with the dirty plebes who have only birth certificates or Drivers Licenses. The reason? They take longer to scan, and they require more inspection. Got an RFID passport hoping to skip the line? Sucks to be you, because the machines reading the RFID haven't worked since they installed them over 2 years ago! Enjoy watching your federal tax dollars flushed down the drain every time you walk past one of those useless things. One thing to note, is that the Mexican Border Patrol will usually stamp your passport when you enter, so be aware of that, otherwise you may have to explain to your wife / girlfriend / dog / priest why you have 20 pages full of Mexican stamps in the passport you just got two weeks ago.

Passport Card- OK, now we're talking seasoned monger. The best way to cross the border with minimal hassle and intrusion into your privacy. While not valid like the passport is for international air travel, who cares? You're not flying into Tijuana for tail, you're walking / driving in. Neither Mexican nor US Border Patrol can stamp your card (because it's plastic, duh), and you get to use the Ready Lane, which is 99% of the time considerably faster than the general access line. Don't be cheap- when renewing, just get the damn card. It's also useful as a second form of ID (like banks and courthouses). In fact, I think it's such a good idea, it's worth purchasing one if you already have a valid passport. You'll have to send it in when you request a passport card, but turnaround times are less than 3 weeks, so it's really not a problem. Note that enhanced IDs can use this line as well.

SENTRI / GOES- If you've got a clean history (you're not an aspiring Pablo Escobar or Scarface), you should consider applying for SENTRI or GOES. In either case, you'll be able to use the far right pedestrian lane, and walk straight into the building. I've never seen anyone wait more than 2-3 minutes, even during the heat of the day. Flipping off the commoners in the other lines is allowed, and recommended to seal the smug sense of superiority. However, this comes at a cost: both SENTRI and GOES requires a cursory background check of yourself. If given the option, I'd go for GOES, since that allows you worldwide use of special lines that allow you to bypass normal waits for customs. You have to submit your information online, and then wait for an in-person interview. If applying for SENTRI, you also have the opportunity to register a car that can be used to drive through the SENTRI vehicle lanes, like a boss. If you're a legitimate businessman, or law abiding citizen, DO IT.

3.) Do I need a passport to enter Mexico?

Technically, yes. According to the Mexican border agents, proper international identification is required to enter Mexico. As a tourist, you will show them your passport, and they will issue you a 7-day visa. In my opinion, don't bother with the 6 month visa because the normal Mexican Border Patrol line has never been longer than 5 minutes. Get a 7-day whenever you visit, and if you come back within 7-days, you're golden. Beyond 7 days? Just fill out a new one and use the money towards propinas.

But why technically? Because, like I said above, my friend has entered successfully without a passport. He's just plain honest (again, being whiter than Taylor Swift drinking a white chocolate mocha with whipped cream), and they've let him through with nothing more than a warning. The one time he didn't, they took him to a back room, fingerprinted him, and took a quick photograph. (I asked if they did a rectal cavity search, but he said they wouldn't unless he promised to buy them breakfast the next morning. My friend, being cheap, declined).

From my experience, when the lines get particularly backed up, they just let everyone through the Mexican National line (the far left walkway) until it becomes more manageable. In fact, there usually isn't even anyone monitoring that entrance. The more Latino you look, the more likely you are to be able to walk through without being detected (Filipinos take note!

Is Mexico within its legal rights to turn back a foreigner (yes, you) without a passport? Yes. Is it likely that they would? No, because they really need your tourist dollars.

Anyways, hope that this post has helped explain a lot of things to the new people here, and hopefully the seasoned vets will have picked something up as well.

And finally, as a shameless plug, here's a link to another long post I wrote about mongering in general. I sincerely doubt anyone has gone back and read 200 pages in the last six months, so hopefully this will come in handy to new visitors.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2221-General-Reports&p=1557371#post1557371.

[Captain Solo]

Don't despair!

I have seen a paraplegic bro riding 6 buses total to get dropped off at the front door of Hong Kong club!

I have seen another paraplegic bro cruising around in a very heavy power wheel chair, like 300 ls, plus the 200 lbs bro. 2 Hong Kong waiters were carrying the wheelchair with the guy in it up the 30 or so steps to get to the lobby of hotel Cascada, with smiling chica in tow. Hehehe.

Hong Kong waiters' dedication and service make them ideal candidates for the CIA and HSI. They would eradicate ISIS in 3 months. Unless they accept tips from the horny ISIS rag heads.


I will be making my first trip to Tijuana in many years. I have been mongering in Germany at the FKK clubs. But since Germany is such a long trip and I need my ladies (hehe) I will try and go to Tijuana again. What was holding me off was the long wait times to get back across the border (my last time in 2011 was near 2 hours). I now have Global Entry and my Sentri card. If I remember correctly the taxi dropped my off at the end of the long line to cross. Since I now have the Sentri card and the Global Entry to I go some place else to cross? Are wait times less? I am partially disabled so walking the distance from the Zona is not an option nor is the long wait in a line.

Also can anyone recommend BBFS providers with CIP??

Thanks.

[Hargow20]

You can cross, both coming and going to Mexico without a passport. But prepared to get hassled. If you apply for a passport or passport card you can cross with application receipt. They will let you cross with that and ID.


Is it still necessary to have a US passport to pass thru to the Mexican side from San Ysidro. Is the Mexican customs still checking for that.

Will be in Tijuana next weekend.

[TomJackin]

You can cross, both coming and going to Mexico without a passport. But prepared to get hassled. If you apply for a passport or passport card you can cross with application receipt. They will let you cross with that and ID.Life is a lot easier when you just follow the rules of the country that you enter. Passport or passport card when you enter Mexico. Passport, passport card, or Sentri / GE when you enter the US from Mexico.

[Apache]

Regarding your BBFS CIP provider, please let me know who you find. I'd like to avoid her.It's always great to know which ones to avoid.

[Hargow20]

I have crossed with my passport application receipt and there was no problems. The only downside is that you have to wait in the general public line. The amazing thing is that took less than 3 weeks to receive my passport card.


Life is a lot easier when you just follow the rules of the country that you enter. Passport or passport card when you enter Mexico. Passport, passport card, or Sentri / GE when you enter the US from Mexico.

[Caprese7]

Very well said Hugo. Could not agree more.


Make sure you ask for a room with a safe. They do not all have them. As far as cost you will be required to pay a $10 refundable deposit for the safe key.

As far as price changes for girls like anything it could be based on supply and demand. If its a busy night there may be no room to negotiate. As compared to a slow time you can get better pricing.

As far as prettier I guess everybody looks better in the dark. Adelitas philosophy.

[Mr Russell]

Hey guys!

Any recommendations on massage parlors with great FS providers? I've been to Mermaids across the street from HK. There's a provider there by the name of Caroline-or-Carolina who is worth checking out! Any have feedback on New Body massage? Please provide names of providers if possible. What are the prices? Please share info.

Thanks!

[HorseTrader]

Hey guys!

Any recommendations on massage parlors with great FS providers?My recommendation is to get your massage and FS from separate places. I've only combined them a couple of times and both the massage and FS were of poor quality.

[Artisttyp]

My recommendation is to get your massage and FS from separate places. I've only combined them a couple of times and both the massage and FS were of poor quality.Excellent Advice.

[ScatManDoo]

Excellent Advice.Ditto double down.

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 11: New Year's Weekend Extravaganza.

I cross the border around 5 PM New Year's Eve and walk down to Farmacia Piri to stock up on Figral (generic Viagra). It's usually closed by the time I enter Mexico, but I arrived earlier than usual today. I learn that they close at 6, so now I can plan for future replenishment of Vitamin V. I recently found out it's a really good pre-workout supplement too, allowing one to work out harder (hehe) than one normally would be able to.

I stop for a shoe shine outside of Hotel Garcia / Bar Gloria, taking in a nice view of the chicas working thereabout. My gaze is frequently fixed on the beautiful Ximena as I wonder how nice it would be if she was friendlier and provided even just a slight GFE. As I approach Hong Kong, I am severely conflicted as to whether I want to purchase a VIP, considering I've already reserved a room for the night at Cascadas. I stand around, walk back and forth for several minutes as I ponder the issue, than decide that a couple tacos will ail my hunger and allow me to think more clearly.

I finish the tacos and eventually decide to go for the VIP. I pay 750 pesos, so I get a 15 to 1 exchange rate on the 50 dollar price tag. Good deal. Get the card and up to check into my room. The online reservation was listed at 55 dollars, and I confirm that the 20 percent VIP discount does indeed apply in addition to the online reservation discount. It comes out to 40 dollars or 660 pesos, a fair exchange of 16.5 to 1. I check into my room and take a nice, thorough shower since I've worked up quite a sweat over the course of the day. Of course I want the chicas to enjoy my company.

I head downstairs to Hong Kong, take in the sights and eventually pop out the back door and find Mari from Mexico City working behind Cascadas. She has straight, black hair (I guess all the Cascadas alley girls do) and a tiny bit more booty than usual for a thin alley girl, along with be cups. I amorously chat with her for a few minutes and get a good vibe. I think I'm running low on pesos so I offer 20 dollars for sexo sin ropa, no sucky. She accepts and we go up to my room. She is more affectionate than most alley / street girls and she lets me manually stimulate her pussy so that lube is rendered unnecessary. CG, doggy, then missionary, per my MO. She really seems to enjoy the sex and she asks me where is the party for the New Year's countdown. I don't know. She says she finishes at 11:30 and she wants me to come get her at that time so we can ring in the New Year together. Awesome. She tells me to rest in the meantime, but I took some Figral earlier so I'm afraid I cannot accommodate that request.

So back to Hong Kong. There is a decent lineup of girls, but the place is packed with guys. I sit at the main dance stage next to a couple of slightly grayed gentleman with whom I chat intermittently. I kind of have a feeling they are ISG members and want to ask, but I decide not to out of respect for a possible preference for anonymity. We have a brief discussion about the amazing value of spending one dollar to get a little feel on such beautiful women. Whereas I hold the dollar and use it to beckon the girl to come to me so I can feel her up as much as she allows, these gentlemen just hand it to the chicas, or slide it to them on the stage, saying things like, "You're doing a good job" while giving them a gentle caress on the thigh. Interesting approach, especially considering one particular chica, really thick booty, big boobs, dark hair, light skin, braces, and glasses, playfully (but forcefully) slaps guys in the face whenever they slap her in the butt, along with other manners of reciprocations of how the guys grope her.

I think I've learned that these gentlemen next to me may be on to something. The next girl is short, morena, brown hair with blonde extensions, petite but wonderfully round, protruding ass, and silicone the cups. I am liberal with my groping of her body as I tip her, and as soon as she's done dancing I ask a mesero to bring her to me. The mesero guides me to follow her to the girls' room at the front of the bar and I wait for her to come out. She walks past me, still topless, and covers her breasts with her arms as if to indicate she wants to put her clothes back on. A few minutes pass by and the mesero tells me she's busy. Damn. Maybe she wasn't too enthused by my groping. Probably not a good lay anyway, if that's the case.

As I walk up the ramp, I see a really nice, thick round ass so I pair it up with George Washington and my hands. The girl turns around, and I introduce her breasts to Mr. Washington as well. Nice, perky, silicone the cups. Amazing body but just an ok face. "Choo want to fuck me, baby?" Yes, yes I do. "Seventy. " I counter with fifty, which she happily accepts. Her name is Gina, she's from Monterrey and she speaks ok English.

She asks if I speak Spanish as we go up to the room, after which the conversation fluctuates between the two languages. She speaks to me mostly in English, and I speak to her mostly in Spanish. The dynamic seems to create a good, healthy sexual tension. She tells me she's been here for two weeks and she's a virgin, to which I cannot suppress my laughter. She says she's just kidding. Obviously. She asks me if this is my first time here and I say no. She responds by telling me that she knows because I offered such a low ball price for our negotiations. She's new, which is probably why she so quickly accepted. She wants me to pay up front, but I tell her I've had problems with that in the past and I'll give her a good tip if she lets me pay afterward and if it's a good time. Deal. Standard CG, doggy, mish.

Afterward, I notice a "Michelle" tattoo on her arm. "Who is Michelle?" Her daughter. She says she's sad because no one has called her to wish her a happy new year, particularly her boyfriend from five years ago. I ask if it's her baby's daddy and she says yes. He left her when she got pregnant. What a scumbag. And she's still in love with him, go figure. Or maybe she just wants child support. Ok, I playfully tell her I'll call and wish her a happy new year. She thanks me, I give her the 50 dollars plus 10 more for a tip, and she heads out. I take my time cleaning up and by the time I head back downstairs, Gina is already checking into a room with another customer. Way to work it, girl.

Back in Hong Kong, there are a lot of guys and one of the gentlemen whom I was sitting next to earlier suggests, on a tip from a waiter, to check out Adelita since there are so many guys to girls here. The countdown is approaching, and I remember Mari wants to meet up with me. But it's 11:40, ten minutes past our agreed upon time. I go out to the back of Cascadas, but she's not there. End up spending the countdown crowded AF in Hong Kong, then I go to Tropical which is almost completely empty. Everyone's probably getting busy in the hotel.

But Adelita has a decent lineup of girls, and I find a real bootylicious, dark-haired, light skinned, silicone the cup, rock hard abs chica to take upstairs. 60 dollars. She says it will cost extra for 69, so I say never mind. As with Gina, we alternate between English and Spanish. We get to the room and she plants a deep tongue kiss on me, saying she doesn't like when people are all mechanical in doing business with her. CG, doggie, mish. She's aggressive and wild, talking dirty all the while. Near the end, I pull out, thrust my face into her vulva, tongue-fuck her for a few seconds, then give her a deep French kiss. "Do you like the flavor of your pussy?" She says yes, because it's clean. Ok, that's really good to know.

I bust my load and clean up. Then, we go back downstairs for a few drinks. "Black Velvet" comes on and I tell her I like this song, so she has me give her a lapdance. I try to get her to tip me at the end but she cheaps out. She gives me her phone number, but I decide to erase it because she keeps asking me to tip her friends as they walk by, which is fine but then she tries to grab my cash and tip them herself. Alright, I'm out of here.

Back to Cascadas to finally go to bed around 3. I get up to the next morning to check out La Revu, and guys are already taking girls arriba at 11 AM as I exit the hotel. Awesome. I go get breakfast and explore for a couple hours, then get to the San Ysidro border crossing around 2 PM. I'm dreading the line but I'm able to walk straight into the building and there's a half hour wait. Rest for the remainder of Friday, then back again Saturday.

I cross the border around 9 PM Saturday and identify another mongerer as we exit the customs building. We share a cab, which he pays for. I get him back by covering the pre-game tacos. Then into Hong Kong, and the meseros are treating me a lot more royally than usual. I don't know if they're starting to recognize me, they know I have VIP, or if it's because I'm with another guy (more cash), but they're really determined to find us a table or booth to sit at. After we finally get seated, the mesero keeps bringing me girls even after I tell him I prefer to find one myself. It's awkward as I keep turning the girls away. I consider one, but she's firm on $100 for arriba. Nope. Bye.

I eventually spot Ms. Enero from the 2016 calendar. I ask the mesero to bring her to me. When she arrives, I ask her name. "Aly. " But I touch her Arabic "Kristina" tattoo on her right shoulder. She corrects herself, "Kristina. I remember you!" I took her arriba about a month ago and identified her name by said tattoo at that time. I buy her a drink and offer TLN for $150. She finds that very amusing, letting me know she makes $800 a night on the weekends. Very polite about the way she tells me, though. I offer $80 for an hour. She wants $80 for a half hour. I try to get her to go for $60, but she won't budge. Sorry guys, but I consider her one of the hottest girls I've ever seen and that's a fair price for me. As we ascend the stairs, I remember the VIP card I just bought a couple days ago and ask her to do 45 minutes. She wants $100. Fine. Like I mentioned in a previous report, this girl is going to ruin me financially.

We get to the room and I start by suggesting 69. She is hesitant, but I tell her she'll enjoy it. She reluctantly accepts. She communicates her displeasure by ever so slightly involving her teeth in the BJ. She goes into CG and seems to be hurting. Poor girl has probably been really busy the past few days. I go doggy for a brief while, then finish in mish. Back downstairs to check out the action. As we go down the stairs, she points at the wall and says, "Look, it's your novia!" Her calendar picture is on the wall next to the stairs. That must be weird for her to see that every time she goes in and out. I offer to buy her another drink, but it was a long session and I probably sweat all over her. She says she needs to wash up. OK, no problem.

I probably did a bunch of reconnaissance after that, which I don't really remember so clearly. I'm reporting on Saturday and it's currently Wednesday night that I'm typing this. I eventually get suckered into checking out Playboy Club, and I find a girl that's not super attractive but has a look that's very appealing to me. Abril. Kind of looks like a punk rock girl. I guess all the girls at Playboy dress like that. But she has short brownish-red hair, spinner, and is really eccentric. The girl has a lively personality and has me laughing all the while. I buy her a few drinks then take her into the VIP. $45 for an hour in the room and a bucket of beers. 500 pesos for the girl. Yeah, it's kind of pricey considering the venue, but I'm thinking with the little head at this point. Actually, since my prior session.

We go into the room and she takes off her fishnet stockings and panties, proceeding to give me a lapdance. I start fingering her and she's convincingly vocal about her pleasure. After getting her nice and wet, I ram her in missionary for almost the entire time allotted us for the room. She moans passionately for most of the while. A few guys walk in on us over the course of our session, to which I'm very prompt to yell at them to get out and close the door each time. That's some weird shit. Never again. So I eventually bust my load, and she gets up, pretending to be all dizzy and about to fall over. Basically, she found a very humorous way to let me know that I just fucked the shit out of her. I grab her by the arm, jokingly pretending to prevent her from falling. We both get a good laugh out of it and exit the room after getting dressed. The mesero tries to take the rest of my bucket of drinks. Seems like he's telling me that they're only for the VIP time. But I'm very adamant that they're mine; I argue that the VIP room is really expensive, and he sold me on the fact that the beers are included in the price. He obliges by letting me finish them. A couple fichas for Abril are included therein as well. One of her colleagues calls her a puta, to which she responds, "You're a puta!" Good times. We finish our drinks and I go home for the night.

But it don't stop there, because I'm in the middle of a full-blown addiction. I head back down Sunday around 5. Tacos, then HK per procedure. A really athletic morena with dyed blue hair is dancing. I want her but it's been an expensive weekend and I'm looking for a bargain. So I check out the alley and street, but nothing really catches my eye.

So I cross the street and find Chanel at Tropical. Petite spinner with a really pretty face. I buy her a drink and try to take her upstairs for $40, but she wants $50. I did learn and implement some bargaining skills for a while, but lately it's just entirely the little head doing the thinking. So I agree. She's OK to go to Cascadas so we cross the street together and she doesn't charge extra for the 45 minute session. We undress and then meet in the center of the bed, both of us standing on our knees and embracing with a slow, passionate DFK. She jacks me off a little and we go at it in mish. So much activity in the ZN the past few days, so my sessions are taking forever. The kisses are passionate and deep as I plow her. After I bust, she seems to want me to keep going, pulling my hips in and out of her. It proceeds for a couple more minutes, and I'm spent.

We shower together and then go back to Tropical where I hang out with her for a few more drinks, watching the strippers dance. Some fine girls there, actually. She periodically rests her head on my shoulder, then turns to me for occasional DFK. Chanel covers her face with her hair at one point, telling me that she just saw some guys walk in that she knows. And she has to dance soon. She says she'll just leave her clothes on if they remain for her dance. But they leave, and she bares all. I eventually have to leave since I have work Monday morning. So I bid her farewell, we share one last kiss, and I head out.

But I suddenly decide that I want to see if Abril is working at Playboy. She's not, but I find a very pretty, tall morena there named Diana. I don't have money for another cita, nor do I want to go another round in Playboy's VIP rooms. I make it clear from the beginning that I want to do a lot of things to her, but I don't have the cash and my ATM card is across the border. But I buy her a few drinks and try to arrange an OTC, to which she's receptive. We hit it off really well and eventually make plans for next weekend. We'll see whether or not she flakes out on me. Or vice versa, if I spend all my leche before our designated meeting time.

[Jackie888]

Hi guys!

Happy New Year! I skipped it all this year considering that I had a poor NYE last year and went to Vegas instead. Here is my 2 cents on the VIP card extra time.

Do not tell the girls that you get extra time. Do not bring it up.

If you do, the girls will try to charge you extra. If the girls ask about the VIP card, tell them that you get a discount on the rooms, you get a nicer room, you get a free beer, and you get a limo ride back to the border. All true.

But do NOT tell them about the extra time. Pretend that you are new with the VIP card and you don't know anything about the bonus time. Of the last 50 chicas that I have been with, only 1 tried to charge me extra. She was Paola in the alley. So 98 percent of the chicas do it for free. 100 percent of the Club girls give extra time for free (unless you bring it up).

Have fun. Stay safe. Great story Long Don. Adelitas chicas can be real sharks.

[ScatManDoo]

Another great trip report Long Don:


I finish the tacos and eventually decide to go for the VIP. I pay 750 pesos, so I get a 15 to 1 exchange rate on the 50 dollar price tag. Good deal. Get the card and up to check into my room. The online reservation was listed at 55 dollars, and I confirm that the 20 percent VIP discount does indeed apply in addition to the online reservation discount. It comes out to 40 dollars or 660 pesos, a fair exchange of 16.5 to 1. I check into my room and take a nice, thorough shower.,.Sometimes Cascades posts a room rate (for reservations) on their website that is discounted $5 or $10 below their (non-reservation) rack rate. Sometimes there is no difference. Apparently, for now, Cascades has no difference between their online reservations rate and their walk-up room rate of $55 for single rooms (Sunday through Thursday nights).

So after applying the 20% HK VIP card discount, the clerk at Cascades' desk was willing to charge Long Don Silva last Thursday night either $44 or 660 pesos.

Currently HK & Cascades are using a 15:1 exchange rate. In Tijuana you can always see what the current, real, financial market exchange rate for pesos and dollars is from the exchange rate that is posted at Sorianna. During New Year's weekend Sorianna was displaying and using an exchange rate of 17.31. Tourists using debit card at ATMs in Tijuana will usually get the genuine financial market rates (before ATM fees are applied). During the NY's weekend many cambios in Tijuana were offering around 16.5 pesos for each dollar. Since all these exchange rates for monger to obtain pesos were better than the 15:1 rate being used by HK & Cascades,. , Long Don was smart to pay for his his room in pesos, it saved him an additional 10% in dollar equivalents.


So I cross the street and find Chanel at Tropical. Petite spinner with a really pretty face. I buy her a drink and try to take her upstairs for $40, but she wants $50. I did learn and implement some bargaining skills for a while, but lately it's just entirely the little head doing the thinking. So I agree.You should get your big head and little head in agreement to negotiate with the chicas in pesos. Based on the negotiating situations in this trip report, your savings on chica costs would most likely have been between 10% to 40% for most of your citas if you had dealt in pesos.


So I agree. She's OK to go to Cascadas so we cross the street together and she doesn't charge extra for the 45 minute session.Hotel Rizo de Oro is located directly above Bar Tropical and they accept the HK VIP card. Rizo de Oro is owned by the same family group that owns Cascades, HK, BT and LC. In the last two years I have used my HK VIP card to get 20% room discounts and even the 50% overnight room discount at Rizo de Oro on Monday and Tuesday nights. I have never used the HK VIP card to get extended time for short-term room rentals at Rizo de Oro, but it definitely got me the OK to check out from my overnight RdeO room a half hour later (1:30 PM instead of the usual 1:00 PM checkout time.

[Ezinho]

I head downstairs to Hong Kong, take in the sights and eventually pop out the back door and find Mari from Mexico City working behind Cascadas. She has straight, black hair (I guess all the Cascadas alley girls do) and a tiny bit more booty than usual for a thin alley girl, along with be cups. I amorously chat with her for a few minutes and get a good vibe. I think I'm running low on pesos so I offer 20 dollars for sexo sin ropa, no sucky. She accepts and we go up to my room. She is more affectionate than most alley / street girls and she lets me manually stimulate her pussy so that lube is rendered unnecessary. CG, doggy, then missionary, per my MO. She really seems to enjoy the sex and she asks me where is the party for the New Year's countdown. I don't know. She says she finishes at 11:30 and she wants me to come get her at that time so we can ring in the New Year together. Awesome.Great trip report, it's rare to read reports on here like this anymore. Almost like old school ISG.

I also took up mari or mariana on NYE and like you said she gave good service for a sg and she had a great attitude too. She can suck a good dick as well. I was impressed. Good value for 250 mxp.

She also asked me what I was going to do for NYE. I have a feeling she asked every guy that took her up and probably took the best offer, LOL.

Keep up the good reports.

[DuffmcDrum]

Quick question:

I understand that at the San Ysidro crossing, pedestrians are required to obtain a 7 day "visa" to enter Mexico on foot.

However, can anyone clarify whether the Mexican authorities actually stamp your passport or do they staple a visa to the passport and stamp that? Any info anyone could provide about this detail would be appreciated.

Thanks

[Long Don Silva]

Thanks guys, for your feedback on my report. I wasn't sure if the HK VIP would work at Rizo de Oro, but now I know. And I'll keep quiet about the extended time at Cascadas.

I plan on heading back Saturday night. If anyone wants to hang out, PM me.

[LifeIsABeach]

Quick question:

I understand that at the San Ysidro crossing, pedestrians are required to obtain a 7 day "visa" to enter Mexico on foot.

However, can anyone clarify whether the Mexican authorities actually stamp your passport or do they staple a visa to the passport and stamp that? Any info anyone could provide about this detail would be appreciated.

ThanksIt's all here in the posts.

[ScatManDoo]

Quick question:
can anyone clarify whether the Mexican authorities actually stamp your passport or do they staple a visa to the passport and stamp that? In the last couple of months people have reported both getting their passport booklet stamped and NOT getting their passport book stamped when entering Mexico.

If you don't want yours stamped, chances are it will get stamped.

I've never heard or read about the Mexican authorities stapling their paper visas to anyone's passport book. Chances are they will begin by stapling yours.

In 2010 I applied for and obtained both a passport and a passport card. Nowadays I only bring my passport card & use the Ready Lane when returning to the United States.

[Guitarrefreak]

Quick question:

I understand that at the San Ysidro crossing, pedestrians are required to obtain a 7 day "visa" to enter Mexico on foot.

However, can anyone clarify whether the Mexican authorities actually stamp your passport or do they staple a visa to the passport and stamp that? Any info anyone could provide about this detail would be appreciated.

ThanksShort answer is. If you are only going to be in Tijuana, you don't need a visa, should you choose to do so anyway, you will need to head into the immigration office and get yourself a fmv, then go to a bank and pay for it, and before you cross back on foot, go upstairs and return the stub with proof of payment, both times they will stamp, one for in and one for out.

Unless you have any specific reason why you want a stamp, save yourself the hassle. If you think having that visa protects you from law enforcement in the event of a trouble, then you are going to be disappointed.

[Explorer8939]

Quick question:

I understand that at the San Ysidro crossing, pedestrians are required to obtain a 7 day "visa" to enter Mexico on foot.

However, can anyone clarify whether the Mexican authorities actually stamp your passport or do they staple a visa to the passport and stamp that? Any info anyone could provide about this detail would be appreciated.

ThanksIf your life depends on your passport not being stamped, Murphy's Law says that the particular immigration official that greets you at the border will stamp your passport, even if the other ones just staple the 7 day visa to your passport.

So, let me suggest this: shell out a few bucks at your local post office, and get a passport card, which allows you into Mexico and back without a passport. Problem solved.

[Reinaldo]

The short answer is: Your info is completely outdated. When was the last time you entered Mexico via the San Ysidro pedestrian crossing? Did you not have to wait in line and get a FMM either the free one or the 6 month version? It's true that it's not a visa but that is not the point. It's a requirement for entering Mexico at the San Ysidro pedestrian crossing.


Short answer is. If you are only going to be in Tijuana, you don't need a visa, should you choose to do so anyway, you will need to head into the immigration office and get yourself a fmv, then go to a bank and pay for it, and before you cross back on foot, go upstairs and return the stub with proof of payment, both times they will stamp, one for in and one for out.

Unless you have any specific reason why you want a stamp, save yourself the hassle. If you think having that visa protects you from law enforcement in the event of a trouble, then you are going to be disappointed.

[KevinMorison]

It really depends on the time you cross. As of late my trips have me crossing around Midnight, and they never make me do some visa or anything. There is only a couple people working and all they are doing is talking to each other. Never looked at my passport card or anything. So some go and never have to go through what others have gone through. Last trip was just before December.

[BayBoy]

I just crossed the border from San Isidro to Tijuana. Long line and wait to get thru. Must have Passport. Its a must, you don't need the 7 day visa if you are staying less than that. They asked me a number of questions. What was I going to do in Tijuana, how long was I staying, what exact days was I staying, etc. They stamped my Passport, and filled out a long ass form that I had to sign. Gave me the cutoff of it for my Passport. Then I went to security and ran my bag thru the screener. It was a hassle.

[HorseTrader]

I just crossed the border from San Isidro to Tijuana. Long line and wait to get thru. Must have Passport. Its a must, you don't need the 7 day visa if you are staying less than that. They asked me a number of questions. What was I going to do in Tijuana, how long was I staying, what exact days was I staying, etc. They stamped my Passport, and filled out a long ass form that I had to sign. Gave me the cutoff of it for my Passport. Then I went to security and ran my bag thru the screener. It was a hassle.How much of a hassle was it for you? 10 minutes? 1 hour? 2 hours? In September it took me less than 10 minutes to get my 6 month visa. No waiting after that; I just show my visa, walk around the visa stands, and through the scanners. I crossed with my visa about 10 times in September and November. Perhaps it takes an extra 60 seconds relative to the old open border. Maybe it is worse now.

I've only seen one continuing downside: the 5-minute longer walk to Zona Norte.

[BayBoy]

How much of a hassle was it for you? 10 minutes? 1 hour? 2 hours? In September it took me less than 10 minutes to get my 6 month visa. No waiting after that; I just show my visa, walk around the visa stands, and through the scanners. I crossed with my visa about 10 times in September and November. Perhaps it takes an extra 60 seconds relative to the old open border. Maybe it is worse now.

I've only seen one continuing downside: the 5-minute longer walk to Zona Norte.I would say 15 to 20 minutes to get thru Mexican customs.

[Apache]

Get the 6 mos Mx visa. It's 320 pesos or 18 bucks. That way you go right through and avoid the line and hassles.

[LifeIsABeach]

I just crossed the border from San Isidro to Tijuana. Long line and wait to get thru. Must have Passport. Its a must, you don't need the 7 day visa if you are staying less than that. They asked me a number of questions. What was I going to do in Tijuana, how long was I staying, what exact days was I staying, etc. They stamped my Passport, and filled out a long ass form that I had to sign. Gave me the cutoff of it for my Passport. Then I went to security and ran my bag thru the screener. It was a hassle.It appears like process differs from one MX immigration agent to another. When it first started, I did not have to fill anything, they did and gave me a paper short form visa for 4 days and stamped my passport. Next time, a week ago, I just walked through the Mexican crossing area without any stoppages, stamps nor visa and through the facial recognition without my backpack being searched. Returning was a hassle in the General Line, very long lines.

[Long Don Silva]

It appears like process differs from one MX immigration agent to another. When it first started, I did not have to fill anything, they did and gave me a paper short form visa for 4 days and stamped my passport. Next time, a week ago, I just walked through the Mexican crossing area without any stoppages, stamps nor visa and through the facial recognition without my backpack being searched. Returning was a hassle in the General Line, very long lines.I think someone may have recently mentioned this already; my experience is that the later at night I go, like after 10 or 11, the more likely they are to just let you through without filling anything out or stamping your passport.

[Caprese7]

I actually purchased the "International Passport" a few years back (for the purposes of Asia travel primarily), but have never had an issue with it when entering or exiting Tijuana. It seems to me like the best way to go after reading about all these "Visas", "Passport Cards", etc. Have only been to Tijuana about 5 times, but really have never had any problems with it. It's been quite easy and quick actually. As a matter of fact, my last visit (HugotheMan & myself), we just walked right through and nobody even checked out passports. The trip before that we were given a 7-day Visa per-se and that took all of about 5 minutes or less. So, for those who are new to the Tijuana scene, but also want to check out other spots such as "Asia" or "Europe" for such engaging purposes, the International (full) passport is a worthy investment (10-year expiration).

[Hobbiest1]

I am planning on spending a Friday. Sunday with home base at the Hotel Grand and was curious what other daytime activities I might be interested in. I know there is a bus to Ensenada but not sure if a trip there is worth it. I am open to suggestions on what to do in and around Tijuana and would like to be back in the HK by 6 pm Saturday. Sunday we are not going to leave Tijuana. Hand there until noon. Friday we don't arrive til 3 pm so its straight to HK / Adelita. Any ideas to fill some time from Sat AM to Sat around 6 pm are appreciated. Thanks! H1.

[Member #4450]

How much of a hassle was it for you? 10 minutes? 1 hour? 2 hours? In September it took me less than 10 minutes to get my 6 month visa. No waiting after that; I just show my visa, walk around the visa stands, and through the scanners. I crossed with my visa about 10 times in September and November. Perhaps it takes an extra 60 seconds relative to the old open border. Maybe it is worse now.

I've only seen one continuing downside: the 5-minute longer walk to Zona Norte.Just curious do you know if they're checking your backpack now? I always have rubbers in the backpack is that ok or they'll give me a hard time if they find them?

[Long Don Silva]

I was in and out of Mexico in under three hours Sunday night, so I'll keep it short by Long Don standards. Not even going to give it a chapter number; we'll just call it an interlude.

I take a cab to Hong Kong, arriving around 9:30 PM. Didn't even stop for tacos. Sat at the north bar for a few minutes until I see a fine, light-skinned, dark-haired, fake boobies, toned abs, appendix scar chica dancing on the main stage. When I tip her, I try to be laid back about it, but she takes my hand and guides me to her boobies. Nice gal, but I'm trying to be more budget-oriented after my New Year's weekend extravaganza set me back quite a few thousand pesos. So just going to get my juices flowing in HK before I step out to find me a street girl. But there is also a dark-skinned girl with a really pretty face that keeps smiling at me. She is really thin with really big boobies, and dancing such that her boobies are bouncing like crazy, but under control. Man, I really want to nail her. But then I notice she has a flat butt, and booty's the commodity for which I'm most willing to pay the bar girl premium. And usually such an option also includes an amazing rack anyway. I finish my Red Bull and after about 10 minutes, the meseros start swarming me to order a drink. I politely decline until Juan Carlos asks me a second time, expressing frustration when I decline again. I have already decided that this would be the point at which I excuse myself in search of a street girl.

After about four laps around the alley and one up and down Constitucion, I decide that I'm going to come back to the shorty with the ruffled skirt standing just west of Hong Kong. But she's gone by the time I get back to her. So I continue back toward Constitucion and am glowing with delight to see Big Booty Brisa outside of Porton. I haven't seen her in probably about a month.

CBJ, CG, doggy, and mish. She's actually working it in doggy this time and is breathing heavily in mish. As we approach the grand finale, she has her eyes closed and looks like she's dreaming about tacos and tequila, with a slight hint of a smile. When I climax, she wants me to pull out. Obliging to her request, she jacks me off for a few extra seconds as a token of appreciation for my withdrawal. I ask her if she thought the condom broke and she says yes. I never thought anything of it before, but she often seems to chew on the condom a little while she's giving me the BJ. Makes me wonder, does she want it to break? Maybe she thinks that's her ticket to the other side.

She's wiping her crotch with the toilet paper and I offer her some of my baby wipes. She accepts and says they're really good, asking me where I got them, how much they cost, etc. "They're yours. I'll bring you another one next time. " She says the sex was good, which I could already tell she enjoyed. She usually doesn't get so into it as she did tonight. And every time I'm with her, she seems to grow a bit fonder of me. Maybe I can get a good price on a TLN next time I come down. Unfortunately, I have to work tomorrow morning so that's not happening tonight. I tell her I've been looking for her and ask if she went on vacation. She says no. I tell her that every time I ask her friends, they say they haven't seen her. She says she was working on the days I was looking for her and she doesn't have any friends here. I respond by suggesting that they're probably trying to take her business. She nods in agreement and tells me to come into the hotel and ask the front desk whenever I want to find her. Something to keep in mind as a general principle.

I start to head back home, and I find Monce (I incorrectly spelled her name "Molce" in a previous post) just south of Playboy Club. She was one of the best lays I've had in the ZN, and definitely the most active street girl in bed. Lovely smile. But I just finished with Brisa less than five minutes ago, I have to work tomorrow morning, and it's 11:30 already. I tell her all of this and that I've been looking for her ever since she revived my boner about two months ago when I thought it was dead for the night. We discuss each other's schedules in an attempt to work out another session in the near future, and I continue on my way.

I was at Playboy Club twice last weekend, so now they know me and are trying to get me to come in. I tell them that the VIP room is a ripoff and I can get much better value anywhere else on this block. And I didn't appreciate the multiple occasions of people walking in on me while I was boning. He says they can arrange a deal for an hour at Hotel Garcia for $40, and I am in a state of unparalleled amusement at the sucker for which he has me mistaken. I ask for the girl I was with on Sunday, Dayana, and he proceeds to tell me that she has a tendency of taking people into the VIP room and not giving up the poosy. Interesting. I was supposed to meet up with her Saturday night after her shift, but I ended up working during the day and then sleeping in. But she also told me that she only has sex with a guy if she has chemistry with him, which we definitely seemed to have going. Would I have tapped that? Perhaps this shall remain one of life's great mysteries. Or maybe it will be resolved in a future chapter of Long Don's Love Stories.

[TomJackin]

Just curious do you know if they're checking your backpack now? I always have rubbers in the backpack is that ok or they'll give me a hard time if they find them?Anyone entering with any kind of bag, purse, backpack, has to push the green / red light button. If you get the red, your bag will be x-ray scanned. I have not seen a lot of bags being searched whatsoever.

[Phordphan]

I am planning on spending a Friday. Sunday with home base at the Hotel Grand and was curious what other daytime activities I might be interested in. I know there is a bus to Ensenada but not sure if a trip there is worth it. I am open to suggestions on what to do in and around Tijuana and would like to be back in the HK by 6 pm Saturday. Sunday we are not going to leave Tijuana. Hand there until noon. Friday we don't arrive til 3 pm so its straight to HK / Adelita. Any ideas to fill some time from Sat AM to Sat around 6 pm are appreciated. Thanks! H1.Do you mean the "Grand Hotel Tijuana?" On Agua Caliente? If not, please clarify.

What, specifically, interests you?

La Cueva del Peludo is a local "strip club" near the GHT. It's worth checking out to see how the locals party. Spanish will be very helpful. Keep going down Agua Caliente until it turns into Diaz Ordaz, and after a bit you'll come to 7 de Copas, similar theme.

Like restaurants? Several in that area. El Hornero is about 6 blocks away, excellent wood-fired pizza. Mision 19 is absolutely worth a visit for dinner.

The weather's a bit brisk to enjoy Ensenada, but if you like wineries it's worth the trip. There are several in the Valle de Guadalupe, including L. A. Cetto.

[Artisttyp]

Things to do:

From the Gran Hotel you can visit the golf course very nearby or the Zona Gastronomica (food zone) down on Avenida Sanchez Taboada. You can also take the red public taxi to the Lazaero Cardenas Swap Meet on 5 y 10 for 12 pesos.


Also take in a movie or do some shopping at Plaza Rio an upscale shopping mall not far away.

[Hobbiest1]

Do you mean the "Grand Hotel Tijuana?" On Agua Caliente? If not, please clarify.

What, specifically, interests you?

La Cueva del Peludo is a local "strip club" near the GHT. It's worth checking out to see how the locals party. Spanish will be very helpful. Keep going down Agua Caliente until it turns into Diaz Ordaz, and after a bit you'll come to 7 de Copas, similar theme.

Like restaurants? Several in that area. El Hornero is about 6 blocks away, excellent wood-fired pizza. Mision 19 is absolutely worth a visit for dinner.

The weather's a bit brisk to enjoy Ensenada, but if you like wineries it's worth the trip. There are several in the Valle de Guadalupe, including L. A. Cetto.Yes. The Grand Hotel Tijuana. If I recall, someone on this board a while back said that there is a pretty nice bar / club in that hotel where some of the local hotties who are technically not WGs hang out. Thanks ALL for your input! H1.

[LifeIsABeach]

Yes. The Grand Hotel Tijuana. If I recall, someone on this board a while back said that there is a pretty nice bar / club in that hotel where some of the local hotties who are technically not WGs hang out. Thanks ALL for your input! H1.This is a very expensive, classy hotel. Many years ago, I stayed there and a USD $100 / night room was the size of a closet. I presume, the prices may be higher there now. While there, I noticed the rich having various functions there and so do expect the well heeled there. Even at that time, there were were a few classy restaurants close to it.

[SBeach25]

This is a very expensive, classy hotel. Many years ago, I stayed there and a USD $100 / night room was the size of a closet. I presume, the prices may be higher there now. While there, I noticed the rich having various functions there and so do expect the well heeled there. Even at that time, there were were a few classy restaurants close to it.Its been almost a year since I stayed there. I was quite surprised how much different it looked and the club has been remodeled as well. The hotel is basically like a convention center. Lots of high government official stay there. I remember I was there when the Mexican president was visiting and there were about 30 armed service men in the entourage. As for the prices it has increased on average about $15 which is not worth it unless I have a TLN and I just want to be away from the zone. The rooms I had were average size and sometimes I got a great room. What is great from what I recall is the friendliness of the chica's in the club. They were very approachable and they all spoke english.

[Watnow78]

I think its time to make another trip to Tijuana! With these prices, I feel like I'm robbing the street girls.

[Long Don Silva]

2nd Interlude.

Got a craving for some chocha Latina on Tuesday.

I walk to La Coahuila and arrive at the taco cart around 8. Found a really chill seat in Hong Kong, right at the end of the north bar, next to the wall and near the front door. No girls dancing right there, so I can just observe everything from a distance. Really stealth, felt pretty cool. Except pinche Juan Carlos kept killing my chill by repeatedly asking if I want him to bring me a girl. No, like I said last time I saw you, I'll find one myself. I don't know if he's trying to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off, but I don't see what other goal he could be trying to accomplish as he keeps on pointing to girls and asking if I want them. It gets to the point that I actively avoid eye contact with him, shaking my head in a combination of disappointment and disgust every time he crosses my vision and repeats his antics.

But other than that, it's a nice scene. A few really fine chicas, not too crowded, but still a party up in here. There is a petite Asian-looking girl that I've been eyeing for the past month, and she is dancing in the front. She has my attention for most of my duration on the premises. Last couple times I've seen her at the middle ramp, I've given her a dollar for a feel. I whisper sweet nothings in her ear and she just slightly smiles and looks away. But I'm eye-fucking her today until she gets summonsed by another patron. As she ascends the stairs, she glances at me as if to ask, "Why wasn't it you?" Well, because the girls in the street are a lot cheaper. But she's really got me feeling it and I think she's going to be my first option next time I come back, even though she doesn't have the booty I'm looking for with the bar girl price. I might have to break that rule next time.

I'm bargain-hunting today, though. So I step out and find Karla across the street at Hotel Eduardo. She's returned from Veracruz, and she's smiling scandalously at me. As I approach, I notice she has that slight tint of red dyed into her black hair. I'm not a real fan of that, but I know she likes getting down with me. Plus, she's thin, tall, has a pretty face, petite firm round butt, and she's playfully fun to be with. She does not hesitate to say yes to my request to take her to Cascada. She just goes in and tells the hotel guy, and we cross the alley hand in hand.

She starts on top and rides me for what feels like about 10 minutes. Then we switch between doggie and mish quite a few times, taking about 40-45 minutes total to do the deed. She usually evades my attempts to kiss her on the lips, turning her cheek to me. But this time, she's really getting into it in mish and has her mouth gasping wide open, so I plant one all up on her mouth, proceeding to shove my tongue down her throat. She slaps me on the behind and says, "Bad." You got that right.

We finally finish about five minutes after the knock. We clean up, get dressed, and I tip the cleaning guy $2 for his patience. She told me to pay her outside since we're in such a rush to exit the room. I'm thinking I'll have to pay the desk for extra time, but the guy working there is busy. He pays no attention to us as we walk past him. Smooth. We haven't even discussed money at this point, which is our standard procedure since we always work out a fair price. It makes for a really comfortable vibe between us, too. So I give her 600 pesos and ask her if that's good. She tells me to give her more, but I tell her no because I reserved the room for a half hour. She says it was more than that, and she's right. I just smile and shrug my shoulders. I soften the blow by telling her we can work out a TLN next time, but she says it's 1,000 pesos per hour. No TLN discount. Maybe I can get a better deal than that for a three hour block. I'll see what happens if I'm feeling in the mood for that next time. I hang out with her and talk for about 10 minutes in front of Hotel Eduardo before kissing her farewell for the night as I head back to the border.

[Member #4450]

Anyone entering with any kind of bag, purse, backpack, has to push the green / red light button. If you get the red, your bag will be x-ray scanned. I have not seen a lot of bags being searched whatsoever.Thank you Tom but this wasn't my question, I was asking if its ok to bring your own rubbers to Tijuana inside your backpack or better to keep them in my pant pockets.

Do they really care I don't see anything wrong with protecting myself from STD by bringing my own. The quality of rubbers in the zona is cheap.

[Member #4450]

I think its time to make another trip to Tijuana! With these prices, I feel like I'm robbing the street girls.Don't celebrate yet because the girls always cheat the calculator by jacking up a few more dollars to balance the exchange rate.

[Artisttyp]

Thank you Tom but this wasn't my question, I was asking if its ok to bring your own rubbers to Tijuana inside your backpack or better to keep them in my pant pockets.

Do they really care I don't see anything wrong with protecting myself from STD by bringing my own. The quality of rubbers in the zona is cheap.This is a good question. I would say any lubricant or condoms keep in your pocket. You may want to look into little packets of disposable lubricant for this purpose so you can ditch it before crossing back to the USA.

I like to carry a hygiene kit with all sorts of things but I stay in Tijuana.

There is a chance you will be asked to empty everything in your pockets when passing through customs. You never know.

Better to remain low key IMO and have a back up story ready if they do ask you.

My hunch is you will be fine but better to be prepared.

[Member #4450]

Are the bars and alley back to normal or the girls still out town?

[Member #4450]

This is a good question. I would say any lubricant or condoms keep in your pocket. You may want to look into little packets of disposable lubricant for this purpose so you can ditch it before crossing back to the USA.

I like to carry a hygiene kit with all sorts of things but I stay in Tijuana.

There is a chance you will be asked to empty everything in your pockets when passing through customs. You never know.

Better to remain low key IMO and have a back up story ready if they do ask you.My hunch is you will be fine but better to be prepared.I don't worry when returning from Mexico US customs don't care if you got rubbers on you they saw my rubbers a few times it's no big deal. Is the Mexican customs that worry me.

[Hargow20]

Was down last week and a lot of the outlet yours were still out of town we're still out of town although there were more girls in the evening there isstill however still plenty of girls on Constitution.


Are the bars and alley back to normal or the girls still out town?

[ScatManDoo]

I've never been concerned about crossing borders with a shitload of condoms and / or lube. There have been times over the years, crossing, mostly by car, in either direction, where the officials have come across pockets in bags where I have over a dozen condoms or up to three or four (mostly empty) bottles of lube. It's never been an issue.

But then again I've always been upfront with CBP (and the few times I got searched by Mexican officials) that I come to Tijuana to spend time with the chicas. Twice by the Mexicans (and once by CBP) there was concern that I was bringing so much chica crap with me that I was accused of being in the business of selling the crap over the border for profit. But I've always been able to convince the border officials of the truth: That I just give this shit away to P4P providers. It helps to have a few receipts from the Japanese store (Daiso) showing that most of these regalo trinkets cost me only $1.50 each. The Mexican officials seemed disappointed that there was no tariff to collect from me (due to the low value of the plentiful goods I bring in with me to Tijuana).

As long as you don't carry commercial quantities of condoms or lube you really shouldn't be concerned with border officials finding them.

As for this other question about the number of chicas in the zona: It's always a slow build of talent the first four months of every year. Then the avalanche of seasoned vet chicas starts to hit Tijuana in late March or April (or a little sooner if we start out with a warm early spring). The large waves of chica newbies starts to arrive every May, with new talent arriving every week through the summer.

[LifeIsABeach]

I was asking if its ok to bring your own rubbers to Tijuana inside your backpack or better to keep them in my pant pockets. Do they really care I don't see anything wrong with protecting myself from STD by bringing my own.I travel the world and many times into Mexico for last 15 years. I always carry a decent amount of condoms and other. Necessities in my backpack. It's considered good practice to carry condoms and other stuff than getting or spreading diseases. In some countries there is a manual check up of carry-ons and nobody over the last few decades have ever commented or said anything about condoms. Nothing to worry about plus I like the bigger US condoms to the smaller Mexican ones.

[Phordphan]

Is the Mexican customs that worry me.Dude, they're not your mom. What's the worst they can do to you? Carrying a condom (s) is not illegal in Mexico. Neither is importing a few in your backpack. They're looking for drugs and weapons, mostly.

[HorseTrader]

Dude, they're not your mom. What's the worst they can do to you? Carrying a condom (s) is not illegal in Mexico. Neither is importing a few in your backpack. They're looking for drugs and weapons, mostly.I've had 3+ Trojans in my pocket or bag on each of my last 15 or 20 crossings southbound. Never gave it a thought. Never had pockets searched. Once had bag searched without comment from Mexican authorities.

Most trips I still have some northbound, didn't think about that either.

[Member #4450]

I guess they know why you are in Tijuana maybe they just don't care for condoms. I was used to not getting to worry about they checking my backpack.

I know the basic NO NO rules but what if you want to bring a bottle of Rum or whiskey to enjoy with your girl and or gifts like a perfume, a pair of girl shoes and other little things are they going to take them away or make me pay tax??

I want to clarify I cross by foot not car.

[Member #4450]

I don't know you guys but the zona girls like the US brand condoms they always ask me if I brought any. They always always take mine instead of whatever they have over there.

Now if you think for a moment the US brand condoms like Lifestiles are made in India, Philippines. I hope they're better than made in China but maybe I'm wrong.
Have you checked the ones at the 99c store LOL!

[Member #4450]

I can't drink beer or wine I get sick. I don't like vodka or tequila.

What other shots you can buy at AB bar ot HK. Do they have Rum or maybe some cheap Cognac?

[Caprese7]

I think someone may have recently mentioned this already; my experience is that the later at night I go, like after 10 or 11, the more likely they are to just let you through without filling anything out or stamping your passport.At LingDongSilva: Much agreed. I recall visiting there on my last trip around 11 pm or 12 am and nobody even checked or stamped the passport. The late night entry is not a bad move, except it (of course) limits your hours there that day.

[AnonX69]

I know the basic NO NO rules but what if you want to bring a bottle of Rum or whiskey to enjoy with your girl and or gifts like a perfume, a pair of girl shoes and other little things are they going to take them away or make me pay tax??

I want to clarify I cross by foot not car.You are allowed to bring 300 ML of alcohol into Tijuana without paying duty. To date I have brought 3 bottles of Dom, 2 Asti, 1 Remy, 1 pineapple infused Bacardi, and a 6 pack of red apple ale, not in the same trip of course.

I was home in San Diego for Christmas and had to visit my Daisy Duke, I brought along a bottle of Dom and hand woven Chinese silk scarf as Christmas present. I was unlucky and got the red light; after the X-ray, I went to secondary inspection. They just opened my backpack, took a peek and closed it. Then they opened the bag that said HOHOHO, saw the scarf and closed it. Another quick peek in the duty free bag that had the bottle of dom and I was through in less than 2 minutes. The Doms and scarf exceeded the $75 merchandise allowance but I don't think they care as long as it doesn't look like you are going to resell it.

There is a small duty free kios located next to the bus terminals right before you start on the path into Tijuana. Everything you mentioned is sold there. The hot chica there always give me some free stuff. On my last stop there, she let me have a free bottle of cologne of my choice. Just keep the duty free receipt and you will be okay.

[AnonX69]

I can't drink beer or wine I get sick. I don't like vodka or tequila.

What other shots you can buy at AB bar ot HK. Do they have Rum or maybe some cheap Cognac?Both AB and HK have dark and white rum, I prefer white with a pineapple juice chaser. They also have Remy and henessy, if you want something cheaper like courvoisier then you are out of luck.

[Member #4450]

Both AB and HK have dark and white rum, I prefer white with a pineapple juice chaser. They also have Remy and henessy, if you want something cheaper like courvoisier then you are out of luck.Great Thanks.

[JT Traviezo]

I don't know you guys but the zona girls like the US brand condoms they always ask me if I brought any. They always always take mine instead of whatever they have over there.

Now if you think for a moment the US brand condoms like Lifestiles are made in India, Philippines. I hope they're better than made in China but maybe I'm wrong.
Have you checked the ones at the 99c store LOL!I've used condoms bought at the 99 c store for many years without a problem. I researched the issue and it seems all condom brands have to be approved by some US agency, don't know what agency. Besides the girls usually perform a test on them before using.

[Watnow78]

I've used condoms bought at the 99 c store for many years without a problem. I researched the issue and it seems all condom brands have to be approved by some US agency, don't know what agency. Besides the girls usually perform a test on them before using.LOL I've used the 99 c condoms before. They are horrible! They are so thick you can barely feel the inside of a girl.

[TacoEater]

I've used condoms bought at the 99 c store for many years without a problem. I researched the issue and it seems all condom brands have to be approved by some US agency, don't know what agency. Besides the girls usually perform a test on them before using.I have had trouble with Trojan bare-skin condoms recently, I ripped 3 out 10 in the box, so if you want creampie your favorite Hong Kong girl use that style.

[Caprese7]

As for the "condoms" discussion, never really had any issues with that when crossing over. I bring a duffle bag (per se) with my clothes etc. and have never really been checked. The "red light", "blue light" (or whatever) thing was a little bizarre last time, but it was pretty simple in hindsight. Have made the trip to Tijuana a total of 5 or 6 times only, but never experienced any drama at the border. Still, I use the International Passport. I would imagine that makes things a bit easier. Anyways, will be making the trip this week on Wednesday and Thursday 1/27 & 1/28. Does anyone here have any thoughts about the "new" hotel Ibiza? Have heard both the good and the bad so far (the bad being the noise level from the club below). I usually stay at Cascadas, but have not been too thrilled with the basic rooms there. Might upgrade at Cascadas this trip if don't choose to stay at Ibiza.

[Mfins]

As for the "condoms" discussion, never really had any issues with that when crossing over. I bring a duffle bag (per se) with my clothes etc. and have never really been checked. The "red light", "blue light" (or whatever) thing was a little bizarre last time, but it was pretty simple in hindsight. Have made the trip to Tijuana a total of 5 or 6 times only, but never experienced any drama at the border. Still, I use the International Passport. I would imagine that makes things a bit easier. Anyways, will be making the trip this week on Wednesday and Thursday 1/27 & 1/28. Does anyone here have any thoughts about the "new" hotel Ibiza? Have heard both the good and the bad so far (the bad being the noise level from the club below). I usually stay at Cascadas, but have not been too thrilled with the basic rooms there. Might upgrade at Cascadas this trip if don't choose to stay at Ibiza.Out Of Curiosity what are you referring to when you say " International Passport" Do you mean a Passport from a country other than the USA?

[Bbond]

Out Of Curiosity what are you referring to when you say " International Passport" Do you mean a Passport from a country other than the USA?Referring to the passport book and not the passport card. The book is good for entering the USA from anywhere, where as the card is good for land entry from Mexico and Canada only.

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 12: A Busy Weekend With Some Lovely Friends.

As much of a pleasure it is to tap a new chica, there is something to be said about the familiar experience with an established acquaintance. When a friendly girl already knows you from a few previous sessions, it can be a really good time. When I first started mongering here back in September, I was looking forward to the time when I would establish good relationships with a number of chicas who would provide me with loving GFE. That time has arrived, which made this past weekend a really good time.

I arrive around 8:30 Saturday evening. Tacos followed by a Red Bull at Hong Kong. I finish my drink and survey the alley. Tatiana outside of the salon once again is very persistent in trying to get the dick (or the money, depending on your perspective). She's been on me for about two months now and I've always declined. She's always covered up and I can tell her body is not all that great. But her persistence leads me to believe she will be active in bed. So I take her to her hotel, which has a similar layout to Mini but it's on the east side of Constitucion. I didn't get the name. She is OK in bed, but not spectacular. She's not that attractive and she bugs me for a tip afterward. I don't notice it in the street, but in the bedroom, her excessive makeup creates a bit of a clown face appearance.

Back in Hong Kong, I find a morena wearing a Bulls Jersey. Really pretty face, a super nice round booty, but a rather flat chest. But that doesn't bother me, considering the other traits. I tip her a few dollars for a few gropes and ask her to sit down, thus leading to the mandatory purchase of a ficha. She kisses me on the mouth with slight tongue, and she's insistent on 1400 pesos / 80 dollars to get it on. She tells me I'll enjoy it. The way she kisses me, I know I will. But I try not to go above 1000 pesos / 60 dollars. So I decline after she refuses to budge in response to my negotiations.

I, as usual, have a front row seat for the midnight show. Lately, it's been the same two girls and I've been really considering the thinner one, who has a habit of shoving her pussy in everybody's face. Seems like she'the be a freak in bed. But I see a girl who keeps eyeing me. She has a nice round ass with nice fake boobies. Her face is slightly less appealing than the top tier girls, which leads me to believe I can get her for 1000 pesos. She obliges and we head upstairs. She insists that I pay first. I tell her that I've had problems with girls when I pay first. I show her my money and tell her I'll give her a nice tip if she gives me a good time and lets me pay after. Nope, she wants it up front. I put my shoes back on and she realizes I'm not having it. She asks me for a tip for her time. I ignore her and ask the desk for my money back. They tell me I can just bring another girl up since the room's paid for, but I'm insistent on getting my money back, and they give it to me.

Back to the alley. I find Big Booty Brisa at Hotel Porton, and she rides me cowgirl for like 15 minutes and she's going hard. Then I finish in missionary. The sex gets better with her every time, but she seems to become more formal in our conversation every time, too.

Back in Hong Kong, there's this really cute morena shorty with huge fake tits and a nice round protruding petite butt. I tried to get her on New Year's Eve but I guess she had already agreed to go with someone else. Amazing body. I walk past her and she grabs my package. I offer her a drink and she orders a shot. Lap dances on me really aggressive and after I offer her 60 dollars, she wants 100 dollars to go upstairs. I tell her that's expensive. She downs her shot and walks away.

OK, Hong Kong pussy doesn't seem to be in my destiny tonight so maybe Alejandra is working at Adelita. I do a round of the place and just as I'm nearing the exit, I see her but she's talking to another guy. Don't want to mess up her business so I ignore her and keep walking. Then I feel a hand pulling on my arm. She knows she's got a sure thing with me, so I guess she ditched the other guy.

We go upstairs and I take a really long time to finish, to the point that she's almost crying. So I give her 70 dollars instead of the agreed upon 60. I tell her she's the girl of my dreams and she asks why. I tell her because she's very beautiful and she treats me like a king. I ask if she wants a drink but she says she's done working and is going to eat next door at Monte Carlo. I ask if I may join her, to which she agrees. She tells me to meet her down there since she's going to change first. So I wait outside and she eventually arrives in sweats, but still looking amazing. We enjoy our dinner together and afterwards she says, "Let's go to my house. " But the way I respond, yes in the form of a question, may have accidentally sounded a bit sarcastic so she says no, just kidding. Like it made her self-conscious about it. Damn. What the hell. That would have been something. Maybe another day. So I take the HK limo to the border and go home to recharge for Sunday.

Chapter 10 starred a lovely girl at Hong Kong whom I identified as Dayana. When I first met her, I thought she said 'Dariana'. But my following trips to HK, I asked the meseros for Dariana and everyone I asked said no, her name is Diana and she's not working tonight. So I get to HK and the girl with the perfect body, perfect face, and appendix star is dancing. I ask her to go upstairs for $60 and she's firm on $100. No, thanks. I head up the ramp and lo and behold, there is Dariana. She gives me a really long, tight hug. I tell her I thought she quit. She says her grandmother passed away so she went to Monterrey for two weeks. I ask her, "Is your name Dayana or Dariana?" She confirms Dariana. I knew it. I tell her about how the meseros kept correcting me. Let's go upstairs.

She provides the same, wonderful experience, but this time she adds DFK. Awesome. I take a really long time to finish due to my three sessions the night before, and her legs are cramping up. She says she spent a lot of time in the gym on Friday, and that is contributing to her leg cramps. We hang out for a few hours as I blow a bunch of money on buying her drinks. A nice, slow Norteno song comes on so we partake in a romantic dance to it. She has a tendency to give me really long, tight hugs while I'm sitting with her. Very comforting. She plays with junior and gets me hard again, so I take her back upstairs. She says she likes when I use my mouth, and tries to get me to use it some more after a long while. But I'm paying her and we're almost out of time. She eventually says she can't take any more, so I jack off to the mental image of the short morena from Saturday who wanted $100. She apologizes profusely and I tell her not to worry about it. I should have known better that to take her up again. She was already hurting near the end of the first session. It's 3:30 AM now and I have work in the morning, so I bid her farewell and tell her I'll be looking for her next time I come back.

[ItsXJustXJizz]

Chapter 12: A Busy Weekend With Some Lovely Friends.

As much of a pleasure it is to tap a new chica, there is something to be said about the familiar experience with an established acquaintance. When a friendly girl already knows you from a few previous sessions, it can be a really good time. When I first started mongering here back in September, I was looking forward to the time when I would establish good relationships with a number of chicas who would provide me with loving GFE. That time has arrived, which made this past weekend a really good time.

I arrive around 8:30 Saturday evening. Tacos followed by a Red Bull at Hong Kong. I finish my drink and survey the alley. Tatiana outside of the salon once again is very persistent in trying to get the dick (or the money, depending on your perspective). She's been on me for about two months now and I've always declined. She's always covered up and I can tell her body is not all that great. But her persistence leads me to believe she will be active in bed. So I take her to her hotel, which has a similar layout to Mini but it's on the east side of Constitucion. I didn't get the name. She is OK in bed, but not spectacular. She's not that attractive and she bugs me for a tip afterward. I don't notice it in the street, but in the bedroom, her excessive makeup creates a bit of a clown face appearance..Are you talking about the petite blonde Alexandra from ab? If so, she's a freak in the bed. She truly loves D D, had her on Sunday and she let me bust all over her pussy and tits.

[Long Don Silva]

Are you talking about the petite blonde Alexandra from ab? If so, she's a freak in the bed. She truly loves D D, had her on Sunday and she let me bust all over her pussy and tits.The one I know is average height for a girl, implant D cup boobs, somewhat thick ass and thighs, all around really toned like she goes to the gym a lot, with dark blonde to light brown hair. I don't think I'd classify her as petite.

Also, please explain what you mean by D D. I'm guessing it's something the site's auto correct ruined and will probably do the same to this post. I tried to do some research as to what it could mean and couldn't find anything that made sense in this context.

[ItsXJustXJizz]

The one I know is average height for a girl, implant D cup boobs, somewhat thick ass and thighs, all around really toned like she goes to the gym a lot, with dark blonde to light brown hair. I don't think I'd classify her as petite.

Also, please explain what you mean by D D. I'm guessing it's something the site's auto correct ruined and will probably do the same to this post. I tried to do some research as to what it could mean and couldn't find anything that made sense in this context.I said she truly loves "the" the (dick). And I think we are talking about the same chick. She's great.

[BigTwins]

Hi all,

Anyone know of a bus that runs from Tijuana to Rosarito daily? Headed down to Tijuana soon and wanted to spend some time on the beach. Thanks for any info.

[RelaxeDinak]

Hello,

Let me start with I am a long time Alaskan Hobbyist and I will be in the San Diego area on my birthday later in the month. I will have one full day to see (and hopefully feel) the wonderful things available in your area, before I have to do the work that actually paid for my trip.

Here is the question.

Are there any good ways to see and experience the Zone? In Tijuana if I speak no Spanish and look like rather pale 50 ish white bearded Santa type (not that fat though). I was thinking there might be someone that would like to be a day guide / wingman. I will have Wednesday the 24th available. I have experience in other countries (Germany, Austria, Ethiopia, and Kazakhstan) just not Mexico. I have global entry and passport cards so that is not an issue.

Thanks for any suggestions.

P.S. I'm posting this on both the International and USA boards.

[ItsXJustXJizz]

Hi all,

Anyone know of a bus that runs from Tijuana to Rosarito daily? Headed down to Tijuana soon and wanted to spend some time on the beach. Thanks for any info.The ABC bus, the terminal is just south of the McDonalds by the old border crossing. Not sure the times of departure, but I know they have them. They have decent buses on par with greyhound.

[Baxter Slade]

Hi all,

Anyone know of a bus that runs from Tijuana to Rosarito daily? Headed down to Tijuana soon and wanted to spend some time on the beach. Thanks for any info.The cheapest way to get to Rosarito is take one of the vans that are parked on Madero one block below Revolucion. They park somewhere between 4th and 6th and I believe they are gold and white. I took one years ago so my memory is a little fuzzy. But if I have any details wrong Artysyp can jump in and help us out.

[Baxter Slade]

Hello,

Let me start with I am a long time Alaskan Hobbyist and I will be in the San Diego area on my birthday later in the month. I will have one full day to see (and hopefully feel) the wonderful things available in your area, before I have to do the work that actually paid for my trip.

Here is the question.

Are there any good ways to see and experience the Zone? In Tijuana if I speak no Spanish and look like rather pale 50 ish white bearded Santa type (not that fat though). I was thinking there might be someone that would like to be a day guide / wingman. I will have Wednesday the 24th available. I have experience in other countries (Germany, Austria, Ethiopia, and Kazakhstan) just not Mexico. I have global entry and passport cards so that is not an issue.

Thanks for any suggestions.

P.S. I'm posting this on both the International and USA boards.You will be fine with no Spanish and certainly don't worry about looks. The main thing that matters is bring money. If you are on a budget you will be able to get sex with a SG for around $12 if you pay in pesos. The main thing is to read the forum to try to avoid being scamed by taxis, the monkee policia and the local riff raff.

It is kind of hard to arrange meeting up with a fellow amigo unless you can get PM's. In order to accomplish that you would have to pay $20 for membership.

[Artisttyp]

The cheapest way to get to Rosarito is take one of the vans that are parked on Madero one block below Revolucion. They park somewhere between 4th and 6th and I believe they are gold and white. I took one years ago so my memory is a little fuzzy. But if I have any details wrong Artysyp can jump in and help us out.YES. Gold and Whites on Avenida Madero and Calle 5. There are two vans that go to different drop off points within Rosarito. Make sure you know where you are going or at least have a landmark close to where you want to arrive. Advise the driver of this landmark and he will point you to the proper van.

[Phordphan]

You will be fine with no Spanish and certainly don't worry about looks. The main thing that matters is bring money. If you are on a budget you will be able to get sex with a SG for around $12 if you pay in pesos. The main thing is to read the forum to try to avoid being scamed by taxis, the monkee policia and the local riff raff.

It is kind of hard to arrange meeting up with a fellow amigo unless you can get PM's. In order to accomplish that you would have to pay $20 for membership.Actually, since Jackson re-did things a while ago, I believe that noobs do get PMs. I think, for your $20, you don't have to put up with those gawd-awful NSFW banner ads. Somebody can correct me if I'm wrong.

[Long Don Silva]

Actually, since Jackson re-did things a while ago, I believe that noobs do get PMs. I think, for your $20, you don't have to put up with those gawd-awful NSFW banner ads. Somebody can correct me if I'm wrong.I recall this being mentioned, but I tried thereafter and did not have the ability to PM. This was about a month ago, after which I paid the $20 and consequently achieved PM status. And yes, it's nice not having those banners on my screen.

[Baxter Slade]

I recall this being mentioned, but I tried thereafter and did not have the ability to PM. This was about a month ago, after which I paid the $20 and consequently achieved PM status. And yes, it's nice not having those banners on my screen.I think you still need to pay to get PM's. I tried to reach out to the Alaskan pussy hunter. But I could not PM him.

[Phordphan]

I think you still need to pay to get PM's. I tried to reach out to the Alaskan pussy hunter. But I could not PM him.Very interesting. I said that because another Regular Member PM-ed me a while ago and I was convinced that he would not be able to. But we did exchange PMs. I assumed it was a policy change.

Odd.

[Phordphan]

I recall this being mentioned, but I tried thereafter and did not have the ability to PM. This was about a month ago, after which I paid the $20 and consequently achieved PM status. And yes, it's nice not having those banners on my screen.Ahh, I re-read this. You paid the $20? But you're still a Regular Member. OK. I was confused. I thought whenever you paid you automatically became a Senior. I must have been laboring under yet another delusion.

[DrMcNaughty]

Whew! I was stoked!


Looks like arrest warrants from most states would show up in CBP data base.

I have seen CBP arrest a few people at their check booths. They would check your passport and act like nothing is unusual, but they secretly alert the office, then BOOM, suddenly there are 3 or 4 agents with guns drawn, pinning the guys down on the ground and cuff them.

The unpaid moving tickets would cause arrest warrants. Looks like you have too many warrants out.

If I were you, I would not cross the border until all my arrest warrants and legal problems care cleared up. You don't want to get locked up waiting for extradition to all those states. It would take a few months.

Better to find a few hoes in Texas and fuck the shit out of them than being a prom date in prisons.

https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/754/kw/arrest%20warrants/session/L3RpbWUvMTQ0NTY2ODE2Ni9zaWQvaWRCaUNKem0%3D/suggested/1

Re-entering the USA with unpaid traffic tickets.

Will I be arrested when I re-enter the USA If I have unpaid traffic tickets?

USA Customs and Border Protection strongly advise you to pay your traffic tickets, particularly moving violations. While unpaid tickets would not subject you to arrest unless a warrant is issued, you may be subject to a more intensive inspection if your record is not clear.

[LukeSkywalker]

As I remember you had a few arrest warrants for moving violations from Texas and Arkansas?

You crossed the border at San Ysidro twice and nothing happened? Perhaps the CBP's holding cells at San Ysidro are so full with coyotes and smugglers that they cannot take more in? Hehe.

Give the bros some more details. It would be a big hassle to get arrested by CBP at the border.


Whew! I was stoked!

[Oosik]

It was time for my every few years Tijuana trip, so through an eclectic assortment of large planes, small planes, trains and trolleys I found myself at the border around 3 PM on Thursday. I changed some dollars at the cambio next to McD's for 17.46 and headed for the ramp. A fair amount of people, but when we got to the splitter only I and maybe two other people entered the foreigners lane. No waiting and as the matron wrote some sort of a book below the counter I fantasized about banging the hot officer in the next booth. Great advertising for the cultural delights to come.

Since I only get there infrequently it is always exciting to see what wonderful enhancements they've added, like the Death March to the taxicabs. Reading the thread I understood that it was not twenty feet but I didn't expect to see the curvature of the earth as I walked. Impressive. Those porters should add rickshaw service.

I had booked a single room at the Cascadas rather than the jacuzzi one I took last visit. Basic but fits the needs. The guy who showed me to the room told me to wait and disappeared with the key card. WTF? He was gone longer than the girls in the Bangkok oilies who apparently have to go to Laos to get the goodies basket. Finally on my own I eventually discovered the safe and went to reception to pay the $10 as suggested here. Alas, they had lost the key for that particular safe so I saved ten bucks and got an ulcer worrying as I made my selection downstairs. I should have made a list of where I stashed stuff as I'm still not sure I brought back everything I took in. Ah, yes, the old wallet under the liner in the trash trick. They probably all know it, but I felt so clever!

Headed to HK for the evening selection and climbed to the balcony for a good vantage point. It was relatively safe from predators: only two girls, a team, plopped down beside me and tried to chat me up in Spanish and continued to do so as I stared and mumbled. I guess I must look Mexican. Better not lose the passport or I'll be doing the Cheech Marin thing in the old movie. Eventually I shooed them away and declined the request for a dollar propina for having to see a really nasty boob.

For my first attempt I settled on a lissome young thing dancing on the stage below me and hailed my waiter friend-for-the-hour, Viktor (I think) to ask if he knew if she spoke English. He assured me that she did which was decidedly better than assuring me otherwise, but he seemed way to fast about it so I feared it was a canned answer. Still, I sent him to fetch her and yes, she spoke adequate English. It was Brenda, I believe the one of some fame on the HK thread: Average sized, nicely formed boobies, really nice butt, a somewhat unfortunate face and braces that suddenly made me not feel so bad about the whole CBJ abomination. The largish tattoo was mostly obscured by her rather full hair, though I suspect it would be a major detriment if one was pounding away doggie style.

After a couple of drinks and some sex talk (full disclosure: It was about flying squirrel sex. Really), we were off to the hotel to do more than talk, and without any rodent involvement, either. The service was pretty standard, a perfunctory CBJ followed by some prolonged cowgirl action in which I fear I left some serious callouses on those awesome butt cheeks: My hands just couldn't stay away! After about twenty minutes of hard riding I finally pulled her off and suggested she do some manual labor. I should say here that this was actually one of the better performances I've had recently: Generally when the condom goes on the hardness meter drops from "Granite" to "Pudding", so Brenda really did a hell of a job. Eventually, though, as is my curse, we were left to finish by other means, here being a couple of hands, the second being mine. Still, it was an exotic experience as, due to the dynamite derriere being positioned irresistibly close to my right hand, I was required to render assistance with my left, so I think my willy didn't realize it was me. A satisfactory conclusion was reached and I won't be washing my right hand for a while.

She showered rather than the much anticipated sink squat, though she certainly was careful to only wet the lower regions. She then left with, I believe, one of my backup condoms. Like a large, naked, frantic rodent I darted around checking my stashes. All, or at least all that I could remember, were well.

After a bit of a rest I visited Adelita. Definitely a notch below the HK standard (at least in this very limited survey) unless you are into the Rubenesque look or perhaps hippopotami, not that there is anything wrong with that. Well, at least not the Rubenesque part. It didn't help that my seat put my face at butt level of any dancer wearing heels, in other words, any dancer. As luck would have it my booth was a favored leaning post for several girls so my view of the stage passed perilously close to huge, misshapen butts on a regular basis. Also, as there was no really good safe spot like I found on the HK balcony, I was prey for numerous steatopygic predators and my repertoire of excuses, e. G. , "I just did Brenda", "I want (more like need) to drink a bit before we think about it", "It's Thursday", etc. , was soon depleted. There was always the honest answer, "If your butt and mine got in close proximity the mass might spawn a small black hole that would devour the planet, and I'm not ready for that awkward moment when we run into the rest of the world's population in the afterlife," but I have no idea what the Spanish term for 'black hole' is. Besides, a mis-communication could lead to an anal sex nightmare.

After fending off the fifth attempt I fled. I decided to see the Cascadas' associated restaurant, Azul, a quest which involved navigating a labyrinth of corridors and stairs that lead from the one Cascadas door to the other. In the process I stumbled across Streetwalker Central. Some pretty good lookers, especially after the Adelita Experience, but that might be for another trip.

The next day I headed to the border about noon. The main line was epic, but there were but four people lined up for SENTRI (or, in my case, Global Entry), and two of them turned out to be in the wrong line. Good try guys! But all was not smooth sailing. The agent told me that my Global Entry card had not been activated, kind of weird as I've been using it since 2012, including at least one transit through the same border post. He walked me over to CBP purgatory where another agent told me that my card had not been activated. My passport was coded for Global Entry, though, so I was sent on my way after promising to have it looked at at my local CBP office.

Overall a pretty good experience. I'm a whole lot more of an Asia or FKK guy, but for convenience Tijuana trumps them both by nineteen or ten hours, respectively, and mucho dinero.

[HorseTrader]

I was prey for numerous steatopygic predators and my repertoire of excuses, e. G. , "I just did Brenda", "I want (more like need) to drink a bit before we think about it", "It's Thursday", etc. , was soon depleted. There was always the honest answer, "If your butt and mine got in close proximity the mass might spawn a small black hole that would devour the planet, and I'm not ready for that awkward moment when we run into the rest of the world's population in the afterlife," but I have no idea what the Spanish term for 'black hole' is. Besides, a mis-communication could lead to an anal sex nightmare.
Thanks, Oosik for that hilarious report; perhaps the best I've ever read. You have mastered the written word to the extend that you can turn an ordinary visit to Zona Norte into and adventure where humankind was saved by the slimmest of margins. For that, I will buy you a libation of your choice. May I suggest next week at Hong Kong? I'm in such a good mood that I'll buy any monger a libation. And two for Oosik.

I'd also like to be a Bangkok monger, but the 24 hours travel time is a bit more than I can tolerate. A couple years ago a Thai company invited me to Bangkok to see their facility; they treated me so royally that they never left me long enough to cash in on some of the finest options I've ever seen. They asked me what I wanted to do, but I didn't have the nerve to say "just drop me at Nana Plaza and I'll find a way back the airport." I constantly saw hot available girls just outside my hotel, but I could never cash in. I'm perhaps the only monger to ever leave Thailand with blue balls.

A few months ago I fell in lust with two HK girlfriends: Sorrey and Domianna (aka, Arial and Paola). Does anyone know if they are still there?

Time to sign off before ambien takes over completely.

HorseTrader.

[Long Don Silva]

A few months ago I fell in lust with two HK girlfriends: Sorrey and Domianna (aka, Arial and Paola). Does anyone know if they are still there? Are you sure her name isn't Dariana? If it is, she's still there. I got with her near the end of December and again a couple weeks ago. Wonderful girl, great personality. Here's her pic.

[DrMcNaughty]

Yes,

I have two misdemeanor warrants from Texas from 2009 when I was working on photo project there. I would have to go to Texas to deal with them and that's not on my agenda. I'm going kite boarding in Venezuela next month so I thought I'd test the waters leaving and coming back to USA last week in Tijuana. Not to mention all the chicas bonitas I tested the waters with! I went down last Thurs crossing in afternoon. No problem going in. Spent night at Cascadas and checked out afternoon. Crossed border with no questions asked. Had dinner with sis in SD and got a onslaught of texts from one of the hotties I had banged the night before to come back and play. So, I said what the fuck, you only live once. Crossed again and met up with little hotly and spent a couple hours playing with her. Then it was on to the rounds, HK, Adelitas and Alley. Had a lot of fun with Licky nicest ass in HK and her tongue stud. Then went back to Adelitas for more fun. Ate a few tacos then into the HK junk stretch limo for a ride to the border at 3 am, crossed quickly with no questions. Cheers!


As I remember you had a few arrest warrants for moving violations from Texas and Arkansas?

You crossed the border at San Ysidro twice and nothing happened? Perhaps the CBP's holding cells at San Ysidro are so full with coyotes and smugglers that they cannot take more in? Hehe.

Give the bros some more details. It would be a big hassle to get arrested by CBP at the border.

[Oosik]

they never left me long enough to cash in on some of the finest options I've ever seenThat is sadder than the end of Old Yeller! You need to find another line of work: I have a friend who used to go over there on business a couple of times a year and his host would drag him to the best of places and pick up the tab. Maybe that is traditional in his profession: he sold bull cum.

Yeah, the grind to get over there really sucks. You really need to stay a while to amortize the hassle and expense. That's why I want to get a little better acquainted with Tijuana. It isn't that quick for me. With good connections I can get to SAN in maybe seven hours, but I could easily see doing that for just a few days' debauchery. Got to get the Global Entry / SENTRI thing fixed first, though.

Thanks for the kind words. Sadly, though, I will be spending the next couple of months back home up to my ass in snow. But then Bangkok!

[HorseTrader]

Are you sure her name isn't Dariana? If it is, she's still there. I got with her near the end of December and again a couple weeks ago. Wonderful girl, great personality. Here's her pic.Different girl, but I like the look of your Dariana. I'll look for her over the next few days.

[Long Don Silva]

Chapter 13: November Rain.

I cross the border around 6 PM Saturday and walk to La Coahuila. This is the most beautiful February weekend I have ever experienced, having lived in the Midwest my whole life until just recently. So I want to enjoy the Great Outdoors as much as possible. Two tacos and a shoeshine, then a Red Bull at Hong Kong. A really sexy, curvaceous girl whose name I could not understand gives me a long lap dance, making out with me for like 3-4 minutes and ignoring the meseros the whole while. She's from Venezuela and just arrived two weeks ago. She wants me to take her arriba for 60 dollars. Not bad, but I've been really looking forward to seeing Karla at Hotel Eduardo, so I tell this girl I'll think about it. Really kind of wishing I would have taken her up on it, but there's always next time. I give her two dollars for her time and eventually make my way out to find Karla.

She's been trying to get me to have longer sessions with her from Day 1, so I tell her I want an hour. I remind her that she promised me the first time I met her that kisses are included if I do an hour with her, and she's trying to push it to an hour and a half. I'm staying firm on an hour since I'm trying to be financially prudent in the ZN these days; I've gotten a little carried away lately. We cross the alley to Cascadas. I've been taking forever to finish, so I finally brought some ultra-thin condoms and the difference is tremendous, but it still takes a while. We take a shower together and wash each other. She is diligent in cleaning my body, which I enjoy. But she keeps asking me to pay her for an hour and a half, and she's being kind of playful about it so it doesn't get really awkward. But that still kind of irritates me and I think I might be calling it quits with her. I think it's taking forever lately because I keep going with predominantly the same four girls, and maybe I need to switch it up more. I walk her back to Hotel Eduardo and she tells me to come back later; I tell her I need to count my money and see how much I have left. A kiss on the hand and back to Hong Kong.

There's a morena with shoulder-length blonde hair, braces, thick booty, and big boobies that I've had my eye on. She sits next to me, leaves, and comes back a couple times over the course of the night, but I need to recover from Karla. A waiter wants me to buy her a drink, but I need to be careful with the fichas on account of the aforementioned revision to my economical approach. So I tip her a dollar here and there for a few feels. By the time I realize I'm starving, I go out for more tacos, come back, and there's a waiter standing in my path giving me a big smile and thumbs up. Yeah, right back at you buddy. As I walk past him, he places his hand on my shoulder and points to the girl right next to him, whom I had not noticed until now. It's Dariana, my favorite HK girl, beaming with a smile that illuminates my heart and her trademark long, tight hug.

My feelings are mixed since I'm wanting to try someone new, but she is such a sweetheart that I can't resist. I sit with her for a few drinks and she says she saw me get up and walk out for my taco break and she got really sad. Apparently, her happiness upon seeing my return has overshadowed the gloom. After the drinks, arriba we go and it takes almost the whole 45 minutes (HK VIP card) to finish the deed. If this was regular life, I would probably be going raw with these girls by now so the familiarity wouldn't be such a problem. Alas, one must play it safe with the putas.

Afterwards, she is on her phone and I ask her what's going on, but she's really into her phone. I thought she was texting someone but she's trying to translate something into English for me. She's asking me for $1000 to pay for a surgery. "Are you trying to get bigger boobies?" She affirms as such. I tell her that's a bad idea, she is beautiful how she is. And if you're naturally beautiful, you should keep it natural. She really wants to do it though. I am tempted to tell her that she could charge me more if she gets them but I quickly realize that might not be very smart, so I keep that thought to myself. I tell her I don't have that kind of money, and seriously, you're beautiful without it. Her boobies are small for a HK girl, A maybe bee cups. But she has a really nice, gym-toned body so it's not a big deal. She says she doesn't necessarily need the money for surgery now, but eventually. Maybe it's time to cut this one off too.

"Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change. And it's hard to light a candle in the cold November rain."

[Echo9]

Just like everyone else, I met a bar girl at HK / Adelitas. Paid her X amount of pesos for sex. You know the rest.

So here are some things I have learned this trip that I am sure many members of this forum may already know. Maybe some can elaborate on my recent discoveries.

1. I used a Santander ATM and got a 17.8 exchange rate. Way better than any casa de cambio.

2. I walk from Ticuan to the Alley at around 2 pm. I walked down Constitucion to the Callejon. Lots of People. Very safe walk with the exception of the awnings. These curtains are.

Weighed down by metal rods and I bumped my head on one of them.

3. I stumbled into a bar in the Alley called La Valentina. Bar was empty with only two good looking girls. I nursed my concussion with Tequila and beer. Cool bar.

4. I had a privado at HK. I forgot how much I paid. $1000 pesos maybe. Awesome experience. Totally nude, kissing, groping, everything. Great experience. I plan to repeat.

5. Chinese food at Lee Wing cooked by Chinese who speak Spanish. 40 pesos. A block away from the best hotel, Ticuan.

6. Food at Ricardo's sucks.

7. There is a massage parlor across from the Ticuan. I believe its called Bonita Maria. I saw a tall blonde walk in and out of that building. She looked American. Any intel about.

This establishment?

[GolfSexRroll]

Chapter 13: November Rain.

I cross the border around 6 PM Saturday and walk to La Coahuila. This is the most beautiful February weekend I have ever experienced, having lived in the Midwest my whole life until just recently. So I want to enjoy the Great Outdoors as much as possible. Two tacos and a shoeshine, then a Red Bull at Hong Kong. A really sexy, curvaceous girl whose name I could not understand gives me a long lap dance, making out with me for like 3-4 minutes and ignoring the meseros the whole while. She's from Venezuela and just arrived two weeks ago. She wants me to take her arriba for 60 dollars. Not bad, but I've been really looking forward to seeing Karla at Hotel Eduardo, so I tell this girl I'll think about it. Really kind of wishing I would have taken her up on it, but there's always next time. I give her two dollars for her time and eventually make my way out to find Karla.

She's been trying to get me to have longer sessions with her from Day 1, so I tell her I want an hour. I remind her that she promised me the first time I met her that kisses are included if I do an hour with her, and she's trying to push it to an hour and a half. I'm staying firm on an hour since I'm trying to be financially prudent in the ZN these days; I've gotten a little carried away lately. We cross the alley to Cascadas. I've been taking forever to finish, so I finally brought some ultra-thin condoms and the difference is tremendous, but it still takes a while. We take a shower together and wash each other. She is diligent in cleaning my body, which I enjoy. But she keeps asking me to pay her for an hour and a half, and she's being kind of playful about it so it doesn't get really awkward. But that still kind of irritates me and I think I might be calling it quits with her. I think it's taking forever lately because I keep going with predominantly the same four girls, and maybe I need to switch it up more. I walk her back to Hotel Eduardo and she tells me to come back later; I tell her I need to count my money and see how much I have left. A kiss on the hand and back to Hong Kong.

There's a morena with shoulder-length blonde hair, braces, thick booty, and big boobies that I've had my eye on. She sits next to me, leaves, and comes back a couple times over the course of the night, but I need to recover from Karla. A waiter wants me to buy her a drink, but I need to be careful with the fichas on account of the aforementioned revision to my economical approach. So I tip her a dollar here and there for a few feels. By the time I realize I'm starving, I go out for more tacos, come back, and there's a waiter standing in my path giving me a big smile and thumbs up. Yeah, right back at you buddy. As I walk past him, he places his hand on my shoulder and points to the girl right next to him, whom I had not noticed until now. It's Dariana, my favorite HK girl, beaming with a smile that illuminates my heart and her trademark long, tight hug.

My feelings are mixed since I'm wanting to try someone new, but she is such a sweetheart that I can't resist. I sit with her for a few drinks and she says she saw me get up and walk out for my taco break and she got really sad. Apparently, her happiness upon seeing my return has overshadowed the gloom. After the drinks, arriba we go and it takes almost the whole 45 minutes (HK VIP card) to finish the deed. If this was regular life, I would probably be going raw with these girls by now so the familiarity wouldn't be such a problem. Alas, one must play it safe with the putas.

Afterwards, she is on her phone and I ask her what's going on, but she's really into her phone. I thought she was texting someone but she's trying to translate something into English for me. She's asking me for $1000 to pay for a surgery. "Are you trying to get bigger boobies?" She affirms as such. I tell her that's a bad idea, she is beautiful how she is. And if you're naturally beautiful, you should keep it natural. She really wants to do it though. I am tempted to tell her that she could charge me more if she gets them but I quickly realize that might not be very smart, so I keep that thought to myself. I tell her I don't have that kind of money, and seriously, you're beautiful without it. Her boobies are small for a HK girl, A maybe bee cups. But she has a really nice, gym-toned body so it's not a big deal. She says she doesn't necessarily need the money for surgery now, but eventually. Maybe it's time to cut this one off too.

"Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change. And it's hard to light a candle in the cold November rain."I know that it is the nature of the puta beast to upsell, and always push for more. A simple no is in order. $1000 for a boob job! That is a good one! Do you present yourself as an easy touch, or are you just a nice guy that they seem to think they can tap? As you say, you are trying to coserve funds. Did you give the impression that you had money?

[Long Don Silva]

I know that it is the nature of the puta beast to upsell, and always push for more. A simple no is in order. $1000 for a boob job! That is a good one! Do you present yourself as an easy touch, or are you just a nice guy that they seem to think they can tap? As you say, you are trying to coserve funds. Did you give the impression that you had money?Not sure what you mean by present myself as an easy touch. I easily let her touch me, that's for sure. But I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant, jaja. I previously spent a lot on drinks with her the previous two times, so she probably thinks I have a lot more money than I really do.

I told this story to my roommate and he said they probably know tax refunds are coming this time of year.

[Mr Enternational]

Who is still paying street girls in USD when the peso is 19.13 to 1 now? It will cost you damn near double paying in dollars.