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Bunter Hiden
11-08-21, 21:10
I have been taking taxis in Tijuana for decades and only twice has a driver tried to rip me off. My routine has me jumping in a cab to Centro and enjoying a nice meal and a few local beers-BTW if you have not been to Border Psycho do so. All their tap handles are butt plugs or glass dildos- then stroll to the zona. I now only take the brown cabs. The other taxi stand to the right of the gates you pop out at have tried to rip me off. Last year this slick dude in a LA Dodgers hat dropped me off and as I was getting out he says "$20". I had already dropped the standard $5+$1 tip on the seat. I then reached down and picked up the $1 and walked away. I heard his door open and his mouth running but I just kept on walking. Now every time I see him at the taxi line I just wave and get into a brown one. Always before the door closes say out loud what you will be paying and don't deviate. On another note I went up to Bodega 8 to have a great meal. It's up by the golf course. After lunch did not see a cab on that very busy street for 45 minutes. Finally had to reactivate my Uber to get a ride. I had cancelled due to COVID making a $12 fare go to $55 in San Diego. Uber is way cheaper than cabs in Tijuana but leaves a electronic trace which I avoid at all costs.
Captain Solo
11-08-21, 21:59
A couple cities with colonial roots and predominant Spanish genes, Puebla, Guadalajara, Sinaloa, Monterrey ect have lots of tall, beautiful girls with fair skin.
Girls from the Southern parts like Veracruz, tend to have more indigenous blood, short, squat, dark skin.
I think social dynamics is stronger in Mexico than the US, which is already one of the strongest in the world. I have seen a women with 5 children, ranging from lotus white to brown to dark indigenous, from the most beautiful to the ugliest siblings. It does not mean she fucked a lot of different guys and bore their children. It's more likely due to all the genes that were mixed in her lineage a couple dozen generations before her.
In Hawaii, Tahiti, Micronesia, South Pacific, you sometimes find some very beautiful local girls with obvious Euro looks and features. It was horny Dutch seamen who sailed the ocean in the 17, 18, 19th century, screwed and seeded every women that can get their hands on.
They say the prettiest women in Mexico come from GDL.
Captain Solo
11-08-21, 22:08
Why even bother investing in Mexico's real estate? Potentially strong men can make you sign over the deeds of your properties, or your brains will be on them.
Investing in growing a new, fresh, hot crop of HK girls every months. You can enjoy them better than mowing grass, digging weeds, chasing robbers and vermin out of your properties.
Someone should start selling retirement condos next to HK where guys can go down to the club and have sexy time with hot girls 24/7, any time they want, on their walkers, wheelchairs or stretchers.
Captain Solo
11-08-21, 23:34
Why even bother investing in Mexico's real estate? Potentially strong men can make you sign over the deeds of your properties, or your brains will be on them.
Investing in growing a new, fresh, hot crop of HK girls every months. You can enjoy them better than mowing grass, digging weeds, chasing robbers and vermin out of your properties.
Someone should start selling retirement condos next to HK where guys can go down to the club and have sexy time with hot girls 24/7, any time they want, on their walkers, wheelchairs or stretchers.
Captain Solo
11-08-21, 23:42
Why even bother investing in Mexico's real estate? Potentially strong men can make you sign over the deeds of your properties, or your brains will be on them.
Investing in growing a new, fresh, hot crop of HK girls every months. You can enjoy them better than mowing grass, digging weeds, chasing robbers and vermin out of your properties.
Someone should start selling retirement condos next to HK where guys can go down to the club and have sexy time with hot girls 24/7, any time they want, on their walkers, wheelchairs or stretchers.
LuvMexicanas
11-09-21, 06:18
Can anyone confirm that it's open again?
Someone should start selling retirement condos next to HK where guys can go down to the club and have sexy time with hot girls 24/7, any time they want, on their walkers, wheelchairs or stretchers.I have fantasized having a permanent room in Cascadas.
We may be able to team up and share permanent rooms in Cascadas. Working with the management to get great rates for us and guaranteed income for hotel.
$2000/ mo for single $1000/ person (2 sharing single).
$3000/ mo for double - $750/ person with 4 people sharing double room.
Economics would get much better as we work with Cascadas to allow even more people to share a room since not everyone will be there every day. Guarantee no more than 2 people per single room and no more than 4 in double at any time.
I had a taxi taking me to playas de Tijuana. When we got along the. Beach side, I was a mile from destination and he demanded more money or be dumped off in middle of nowhere. So I told him dump me here. Taxis are to be avoided unless desperate. For me, best way to HK is the 10 pesos bus that drops you off near revolution.Thanks for sharing. So my encounter may not be so uncommon.
Sounds like it is best to take HK Limo to get to / from border. , and Uber for other trips. Unless you are willing to get on buses.
Bus from border to Central can work if you don't have luggage (but I do have luggage).
ScatManDoo
11-09-21, 07:37
Why even bother investing in Mexico's real estate? Potentially strong men can make you sign over the deeds of your properties, or your brains will be on them.
Investing in growing a new, fresh, hot crop of HK girls every months. You can enjoy them better than mowing grass, digging weeds, chasing robbers and vermin out of your properties.Lots to be said for drilling wells and spreading seed.
Why even bother investing in Mexico's real estate? Potentially strong men can make you sign over the deeds of your properties, or your brains will be on them....Depends on where you invest. If you invest in property that becomes a locale where illicit activities such as drug dealing is facilitated they will offer to buy it from you but at a price that you can't refuse. Be careful where you invest. Due diligence is key.
Captain Solo
11-09-21, 17:05
Mexican friends told me villages in rural areas each has a strong man who can take your properties, rape your daughters, do whatever as he pleases. Nobody can do anything about it. Policias are afraid of them and mostly work for them.
In drugs producing and transporting regions, the cartels are kings. They would do whatever they want. Central and local government officials work for them to benefit from the profits. That's how lawless Mexico is.
Who would want to own properties or get involved with anyone long term in Mexico? We are lucky to be able to play in La Zona then get our asses back across the border to safety, law and order.
Captain Solo
11-09-21, 19:16
Rambo,
Unless you are on a walker or wheelchair, Cascada would rent you tiny rooms with high prices, $90 a day would be $2700 a month.
If you can walk or take UBER, fairly nice, clean, quiet apartments in safe areas near La Zona can be rented at much lower prices. We can have a nice, quiet place to take your sweethearts all night and have good sleep. Most bar girls would go to guys' places for TLNs with discounts, making late dinners, drinking, partying and of course hot sex all night.
Many girls new to Tijuana would love to have a nice, clean, safe place to stay while they start their bar careers and find permanent places. They are the sweetest girls to have around.
I have been looking for apartments in safe and convenient areas near La Zona. A couple guys can split a multibedroom apartment with full kitchen, cleaning maids cheaply. GF's will provide some of the finest cuisine you can get anywhere in BC.
Where guys can go down to the club and have sexy time with hot girls 24/7, any time they want, on their walkers, wheelchairs or stretchers.
Depends on where you invest. If you invest in property that becomes a locale where illicit activities such as drug dealing is facilitated they will offer to buy it from you but at a price that you can't refuse. Be careful where you invest. Due diligence is key.Does anybody here have any evidence that something like this has actually happened to an expat?
Can anyone confirm that it's open again?According to the news it won't be opening anytime soon.
Member #4730
11-09-21, 22:01
I have always loved that part of Mexico and going to out and seeing how the people acted towards one another is one thing I genuinely miss. I'm happy that you can see the difference so quickly and in smaller cities it's even better. It's how I imagine people are in small parts of the south and the so called southern hospitality.
So I'd imagine since she is so tight with family and her age that she has talked to you about having a kid, with your past and age I'm sure you have thought about this and my guess is that maybe you not wanting a child would be the downfall of your relationship. Just talking from experience.I returned to Tijuana Sunday night and currently at Playas getting a car stereo installed. I grew up in the south and people are more hospitable in that region compared to SoCal. I think SoCal people are too busy to make small talk and have to work to keep head above water or just a large transient population. Hawaii has very hospitable people on the island as long as your friendly and not stuck up. She mentioned kids prior to us dating, but she mentioned in 8-10 years which is kind of scary as I would be early grandpa age by that time.
Explorer8939
11-10-21, 02:30
Can anyone confirm that it's open again?I was told last week that Ped West would open today.
According to the news it won't be opening anytime soon.One thing they need to do it move all the tent people who are living in the square that pedwest leads to in Tijuana as it's still filled with tents.
G.
Depends on where you invest. If you invest in property that becomes a locale where illicit activities such as drug dealing is facilitated they will offer to buy it from you but at a price that you can't refuse. Be careful where you invest. Due diligence is key.Basically it's not really "investing" . As you kind of need to accept that your money could be gone when you buy something. I am thinking anyone who does buy down there probably can afford to loose the money if all hell breaks loose.
G.
Rambo,
Unless you are on a walker or wheelchair, Cascada would rent you tiny rooms with high prices, $90 a day would be $2700 a month.
If you can walk or take UBER, fairly nice, clean, quiet apartments in safe areas near La Zona can be rented at much lower prices. We can have a nice, quiet place to take your sweethearts all night and have good sleep. Most bar girls would go to guys' places for TLNs with discounts, making late dinners, drinking, partying and of course hot sex all night.
Many girls new to Tijuana would love to have a nice, clean, safe place to stay while they start their bar careers and find permanent places. They are the sweetest girls to have around.
I have been looking for apartments in safe and convenient areas near La Zona. A couple guys can split a multibedroom apartment with full kitchen, cleaning maids cheaply. GF's will provide some of the finest cuisine you can get anywhere in BC..If I show my friend this post he'll apply for permanent residence, LOL.
Member #4730
11-12-21, 23:03
One thing they need to do it move all the tent people who are living in the square that pedwest leads to in Tijuana as it's still filled with tents.
G.It is actually the area the asylum seekers from Central America ended up. A YouTube video showed who lives their and interview of their lives. Some tried to escape MS13 or gang hits on their husbands, brothers, and sons. One said if a husband or brother died during their service to the gang, then they owe their son to the gang. Screwed up and don't want to make it political as I despise freeloaders, but at the same time should give people that are actually going to work an opportunity. Not sure where they would relocate them.
Member #4730
11-12-21, 23:06
Basically it's not really "investing" . As you kind of need to accept that your money could be gone when you buy something. I am thinking anyone who does buy down there probably can afford to loose the money if all hell breaks loose.
G.I researched real estate in Mexico and you could do it legally, but it is either all cash deal or mortgage rates in the double digits. Why not leverage in SoCal and use single digit rates and use debt arbitrage to pay for your rental in Mexico? Just in past year housing prices in SoCal appreciated at 25%. Most could probably cash out refi and pay cash for some of the new construction going on down in Tijuana.
It is actually the area the asylum seekers from Central America ended up. A YouTube video showed who lives their and interview of their lives. Some tried to escape MS13 or gang hits on their husbands, brothers, and sons. One said if a husband or brother died during their service to the gang, then they owe their son to the gang. Screwed up and don't want to make it political as I despise freeloaders, but at the same time should give people that are actually going to work an opportunity. Not sure where they would relocate them.From what I read a majority of the migrants are from Mexico. They have been trying to move them out of that area for a few weeks but only a few have agreed. They think by staying close to the border gives them some type of priority on getting into the US so they are apprehensive to relocate to a shelter. Last week they put a fence around that area and it really upset the migrants, than the power mysteriously got cut off to them so they didn't have any electricity. Some were afraid that the migrants were planning to all try and make a dash for the border knowing that they couldn't all be caught. Also seems to be more and more boats landing on California beaches. Now they have more migrants arriving from Brazil and Venezuela. I think the WhatsApp Groups are telling them to just get into the US because Biden will soon be giving all citizenship.
The hard part with hearing those stories about the gangs and such is that they all communicate with each other and know what to say in order to get asylum and the government doesn't have time to verify and usually let's them into the US for a later court date. The ex has been trying to get her family to come but thy aren't interested in it. Others she knows have come claiming asylum spent some time here than were rejected so now they are working to save money to just come back illegally.
If you want to do something o impress your girl since she likes to give money to the poor you can get some old clothes especially for winter and take to the shelters to give to the people. Actually any of you reading this can do this. The guy that runs one of the escort sites usually does a Christmas party at the beginning of December to try and raise money for the local Tijuana orphanage. Not sure if he still dos but I know with the cold weather coming most won't be prepared for it.
I researched real estate in Mexico and you could do it legally, but it is either all cash deal or mortgage rates in the double digits. Why not leverage in SoCal and use single digit rates and use debt arbitrage to pay for your rental in Mexico? Just in past year housing prices in SoCal appreciated at 25%. Most could probably cash out refi and pay cash for some of the new construction going on down in Tijuana.I do believe you could totally do that. But the way I know the market here in San Diego I need to have that level of expertise in Tijuana plus a ton more to reduce my risk. I totally do believe you could buy a fixer upper or buy a small place around Tijuana and put sweat equity into it and resell as the value and market rises.
I could do that with equity I have in a property here in SD but but no way I am going to risk it knowing just how much I don't know down there.
If I moved down there and lived for a while. Then yea, I could see giving it a go. Kind of like how I didn't go down to Tijuana for 20 years. As I just didn't know the area, was afraid of what I heard on the news etc. But thanks to you mongers and a lot of experience now I feel very comfortable going down to Tijuana.
G.
Just checked and pedwest is still closed.
I was told last week that Ped West would open today.
Just checked and pedwest is still closed.I don't think it will be open during the Biden administration. Border patrol is so overwhelmed that they admit some nights a thousand people can go through border on their cameras in just one area but they don't have man power to send any men to them. So a 2nd open border checkpoint is the last thing they need right now. It's to the point now I don't know whose actually not allowed in anymore. So it's a time consuming process to pick everyone up, take them to a shelter for couple days fingerprint and arsge transportation to whatever city they are moving to.
UfcNumberThree
11-16-21, 08:41
The Saturday night of UFC 268 I was walking by the corner by the taco stand west of HK, and there was a guy out there trying to promote the club kitty corner northwest across the street (so west side of Ninoes Heroes, just north of Coahuila). I was like whatever, then made the mistake of looking. The club had these flashing lights showing and a screen promoting UFC. Sweet! I wanted to watch Usman vs. Covington and had no place to be.
So I venture over and walk inside. No UFC. Instead they had the Canelo boxing match card on all the TVs. D'oh! The club is dark, one long rectangular level, low ceiling, blue lighting, lots of mirrors, with a few stages not being danced on. Quite a few dudes in the place, maybe 6 gals or so spread out around the room keeping guys company, no head turners. Probably should've walked out (like others did later on shortly after entering), but I figure what the hell. The old skinny mesero guy offers me a bench / table to sit at. A few minutes later, I get assigned my chica. A butter face, but nice big boobs. Didn't speak a lick of English (I can speak minimal Spanish), and she's one of those gals that can go on and on and tell stories in Spanish, and you just nod your head, and don't have to understand a single word of it. I'm no hurry to go anywhere, figure I'll watch Canelo, so I stay and fed her $8 fichas. Maybe made her night, who knows.
The club in the back has a VIP section which would resemble the private dance area of your everyday run of the mill strip club. It doesn't seem so private, so I'm not sure what all you could get back there outside of maybe a blow and go, but I'm sure more adventurous types might be able to make something work. The old mesero offered a few times that I could take a gal back there and it would be worth my time. Didn't venture to find that out.
The worst part of this place, though, is every 10 minutes or so a smoke machine would fill the place with fog, slowly dissipating and leaving a haze. So my recommendation is to leave this place off your list, unless you want to venture in just one time to try and find that diamond in the rough ATF that isn't getting high mileage at the other places.
How is the pedestrian line at PedEast now when coming back to the USA With the opening of non essential travel? How long are the waits on a Sunday morning between 10 am and noon? I know PedWest will be closed for quite sometime due to a migrant camp.
Baxter Slade
11-17-21, 02:34
How is the pedestrian line at PedEast now when coming back to the USA With the opening of non essential travel? How long are the waits on a Sunday morning between 10 am and noon? I know PedWest will be closed for quite sometime due to a migrant camp.Well before the opening to non essential travel leaving around 8 or 9 A.M was not to bad. But this past Sunday I crossed at 8:30 and the line was super long. However it might have had something to do with Monday being a Mexican holiday.
BrotherMouzone
11-17-21, 07:34
How is the pedestrian line at PedEast now when coming back to the USA With the opening of non essential travel? How long are the waits on a Sunday morning between 10 am and noon? I know PedWest will be closed for quite sometime due to a migrant camp.I've done the pedestrian PedEast line twice in the past few days. This past Saturday morning I had to go to San Diego to pick up a rental car. Was in line by around 8:30 am and was through customs and into the USA A little less than an hour later, around 9:30.
The 2nd time was Monday morning, which I would assume is a peak time going from Tijuana to the USA Was in line at 6:30 am and in the USA 65-75 minutes later (around 7:45).
Both times the lines were "long" but the lines moved really fast. Especially Monday, they have extra customs lanes open to compensate for PedWest being closed. Pre-COVID I've done as long as 3. 5 hours on multiple occasions so the 1 hour wait times during peak periods wasn't bad at all. There were people hanging out near the end of the line selling tickets to skip the line via bus ($20+) saying the line would take 2. 5+ hours but as I've just explained the wait time was less than half of that both times.
Will also mention that I used a printed, already filled out FMM this trip to enter Mexico. The lady at the border reviewed my form, stamped it, and let me go through without asking any questions. I had to leave Mexico to pick up a rental car (as I mentioned above) but when I re-entered Mexico late Saturday night, I went through the Mexican Nationals line, showed them my stamped FMM + passport, and they quickly let me though back into Mexico without asking any questions. So upon re-entry I was able to avoid the Foreigners like which, based on the length of the line, would've been a 30+ minute or so wait time this past Saturday night.
Will also mention that I used a printed, already filled out FMM this trip to enter Mexico.
The lady at the border reviewed my form, stamped it, and let me go through without asking any questions. I had to leave Mexico to pick up a rental car .... So upon re-entry I was able to avoid the Foreigners like which, based on the length of the line, would've been a 30+ minute or so wait time this past Saturday night.You did not pay for FMM. So that is only valid for a few days and not 6 months.
So, you were able to go through Mexican citizen line only because it was less than 7 days. Right?
How long can you keep skipping foreigner line?
You may get into trouble if you try to skip the foreigners line after 7 days. Right?
BrotherMouzone
11-18-21, 18:13
You did not pay for FMM. So that is only valid for a few days and not 6 months.
So, you were able to go through Mexican citizen line only because it was less than 7 days. Right?
How long can you keep skipping foreigner line?
You may get into trouble if you try to skip the foreigners line after 7 days. Right?Yes, I've only ever done the 7-day FMM, which is free. I know absolutely nothing about the 180-day FMMs. Have no interest in them as I live on the East Coast and only go to Tijuana for a few days at a time. I would assume you can enter / re-enter using the same 7-day FMM through the Mexican Nationals line for the entire 7-day period. I'm African-American and very clearly not a Mexican but they still always let me through the Mexican Nationals line anyway if I'm re-entering with a valid, stamped FMM. (If I'm entering for the first time with an FMM that hasn't been stamped by a Mexican customs official yet, of course I have to go through the Foreigner line.).
Of course they would not let you into Mexico period if your 7-day FMM is expired. I assume you'd either have to get a new FMM or pay a bribe, though I've never been in that situation before.
Bunter Hiden
11-19-21, 05:25
Just got back from the greatest Disneyland man city in the world this afternoon. At four pm the Ped East lines were very short but at the bottle neck right where sentri has to pass to get into the tunnel things were a bit hectic. Lots of Mex Nationals trying to figure out how to come to America after 20 months. Paperwork. It will pass but another problem I have noticed this week during my two visits. The powers that be now say that they will not be opening up Ped West anytime soon. Noon Thursday when I arrived to park in the Jack in the Box lots both high and low where down to their last few slots. And $10 is now the new $8 per 8 hours. Parking will become impossible if holiday traffic mixed with the fine monger hoards we are need the historically limited choices on the east side. Parking on the west side is quite the hike BTW. Might be time to do a walk thru on parking a trolley station one or two stops up and at least know what the situation is. Often when I turn onto the approach street to get to Jacks parking options it takes 20 minutes. Between cars trying to idle to pick someone up to every four minutes the crossing guards going down it's like you're balls deep in NYC instead of someone's hard working sister. And exiting the lots has gotten much tougher. From the time I left HK in a cab and transited the border and to my car, it took me longer to go from car ignition to sliding onto I five. I'm lucky from that point I only have 24 minutes home. And my average speed is 80 and still never see a CHP.
LuvMexicanas
11-19-21, 16:52
Parking on the west side is quite the hike BTW.True if you have physical limitations or brought too much luggage, but otherwise an easy walk in my mind. However, I suppose fellas allergic to exercise might not feel the same way.
BrotherMouzone
11-19-21, 18:22
Just got back from the greatest Disneyland man city in the world this afternoon. At four pm the Ped East lines were very short but at the bottle neck right where sentri has to pass to get into the tunnel things were a bit hectic. Lots of Mex Nationals trying to figure out how to come to America after 20 months. Paperwork. It will pass but another problem I have noticed this week during my two visits. The powers that be now say that they will not be opening up Ped West anytime soon. Noon Thursday when I arrived to park in the Jack in the Box lots both high and low where down to their last few slots. And $10 is now the new $8 per 8 hours. Parking will become impossible if holiday traffic mixed with the fine monger hoards we are need the historically limited choices on the east side. Parking on the west side is quite the hike BTW. Might be time to do a walk thru on parking a trolley station one or two stops up and at least know what the situation is. Often when I turn onto the approach street to get to Jacks parking options it takes 20 minutes. Between cars trying to idle to pick someone up to every four minutes the crossing guards going down it's like you're balls deep in NYC instead of someone's hard working sister. And exiting the lots has gotten much tougher. From the time I left HK in a cab and transited the border and to my car, it took me longer to go from car ignition to sliding onto I five. I'm lucky from that point I only have 24 minutes home. And my average speed is 80 and still never see a CHP.Been a few years since I've parked at one of those Border parking lots. Have no intentions of parking out there again unless I absolutely have to LOL. Exclusively trolley station parking lots (which are free) for me. $5 round trip on the Pronto card. You can get the Pronto app on your phone, load $5 in before hand, and not have to worry about fooling with purchasing fare from the fare stations. One thing I've noticed is fare enforcement by San Diego transit police seems to have decreased DRAMATICALLY since the new Pronto card went into effect a couple months ago. On all my previous trips, I could expect to probably have my fare checked by a transit officer during a trip. During my most recent trip a couple weeks ago, my fare wasn't checked even once during several trolley rides. I assume the lack of enforcement is temporary while the Pronto card is still being phased in.
Cocr Brotheler
11-20-21, 01:17
Coming back out for a full week right after Thanks weekend.
Will take 2 days off work Mon-Tues. To pound it hard then 3 days work from "home" which will be my hotel room in Imperial Beach! Wooohooo!
At least Wedn. - Fri. After working on computer all day I can have sexo with hot young fresh chicas of la zona!
Booked it then cause my HK card from Sept. trip about to expire hehehehe. Also 90 days left on my FMM, I breeze right thru aduana into TJ!
Captain Solo
11-20-21, 02:50
Cocr.
I will be in Panama, Colombia then CDMX from next week until second week of December.
A few bros will also fly into Colombia. Will meet and cruise Bogota, Cartagena and Medellin together. Should be a lot of fun, at least we won't get robbed hanging together.
Have a sexy time in Tijuana while I am gone.
Cocr.
I will be in Panama, Colombia then CDMX from next week until second week of December.
A few bros will also fly into Colombia. Will meet and cruise Bogota, Cartagena and Medellin together. Should be a lot of fun, at least we won't get robbed hanging together.
Have a sexy time in Tijuana while I am gone.Capitan Solo,
I'm a NorCal hombre who enjoys reading your Tijuana posts, and was hoping to run into you one of these days in Tijuana.
Anyway, I'm traveling around SP and Rio right now, and will then fly up to MDE for a few days Nov 25-30. If you will be in town then? Please respond here, I have limited access here, no PM's. Have a great journey!
Captain Solo
11-20-21, 18:52
LuvChicas.
Nov 25 - 26 I will be in Panama.
Nov 26 - Dec 1 will be in Bogota.
Dec 2- Dec 5 in Cartagena.
Dec 5- Dec 10 in MDE.
A couple other bros will also meet in Colombia. Would be lots of fun. Definitely want to meet you.
LuvChicas.
Nov 25 - 26 I will be in Panama.
Nov 26 - Dec 1 will be in Bogota.
Dec 2- Dec 5 in Cartagena.
Dec 5- Dec 10 in MDE.
A couple other bros will also meet in Colombia. Would be lots of fun. Definitely want to meet you.Have fun Captain I wish I could go to Colombia as well but I am headed to El Salvador next week to see my family. Stay safe bro!
Cocr Brotheler
11-21-21, 02:11
That's awesome Solo. You won't want to come back!
I've made 15 ish or so trips since 2006 (MDE, BOG, CTG, Pereira, Cali, Q / Barranquilla). I want to take a gap year from work and live somewhere down there for a year but afraid I will never come back!
Member #4730
11-21-21, 20:46
Just got back from the greatest Disneyland man city in the world this afternoon. At four pm the Ped East lines were very short but at the bottle neck right where sentri has to pass to get into the tunnel things were a bit hectic. Lots of Mex Nationals trying to figure out how to come to America after 20 months. Paperwork. It will pass but another problem I have noticed this week during my two visits. The powers that be now say that they will not be opening up Ped West anytime soon. Noon Thursday when I arrived to park in the Jack in the Box lots both high and low where down to their last few slots. And $10 is now the new $8 per 8 hours. Parking will become impossible if holiday traffic mixed with the fine monger hoards we are need the historically limited choices on the east side. Parking on the west side is quite the hike BTW. Might be time to do a walk thru on parking a trolley station one or two stops up and at least know what the situation is. Often when I turn onto the approach street to get to Jacks parking options it takes 20 minutes. Between cars trying to idle to pick someone up to every four minutes the crossing guards going down it's like you're balls deep in NYC instead of someone's hard working sister. And exiting the lots has gotten much tougher. From the time I left HK in a cab and transited the border and to my car, it took me longer to go from car ignition to sliding onto I five. I'm lucky from that point I only have 24 minutes home. And my average speed is 80 and still never see a CHP.Solution to parking is get Mexican insurance, register car for sentri if you have global entry, and get vip card from HK. The parking is free behind Tropical bar and I leave $2-3 or 50 peso tip when I leave. I understand if you aren't comfortable or have to keep a story in case you get in an accident in Mexico so if you don't have to answer to anyone, then highly recommend parking in Zona Norte. Also sometimes the policia hassle you if you have tinted windows, so may want to drive with windows down until you park.
Rainman306
11-21-21, 22:36
I have a trip to Tijuana booked for early December. It will be my 7th overall trip to Tijuana. I may do one more trip later in winter before taking a break from Tijuana for awhile.
My next & really only 2nd destination will be Colombia. Not sure which city yet. I prefer places where most things are nearby to each other. Like in Zona Norte, Tijuana. Will have to do more research on Colombia.
Hopefully all Covid restrictions will be lifted soon. Like masks, tests, etc. Though I am fully vacinated.
I've also got some non mongering trips to take too, so 1-2 Tijuana trips and 1-2 Colombia trips may be it for the next couple years. I live in midwest, I'm not a SoCal guy.
Always find great info on this Board!
With the opening up of the Border for non-US citizens / residents, do we have a different queue for non-US citizens / residents where they have to show their proof of vaccination and visa while US Citizens / residents still breeze through by showing their proof of citizenship / residency? Or is it a single long queue with everyone in it.
I have a trip to Tijuana booked for early December. It will be my 7th overall trip to Tijuana. I may do one more trip later in winter before taking a break from Tijuana for awhile.
My next & really only 2nd destination will be Colombia. Not sure which city yet. I prefer places where most things are nearby to each other. Like in Zona Norte, Tijuana. Will have to do more research on Colombia.
Hopefully all Covid restrictions will be lifted soon. Like masks, tests, etc. Though I am fully vacinated.
I've also got some non mongering trips to take too, so 1-2 Tijuana trips and 1-2 Colombia trips may be it for the next couple years. I live in Midwest, I'm not a SoCal guy.I'm a NorCal guy who goes to Tijuana once or twice a month to flush the pipes. But now tries to go to Colombia as much as I can, every 4 to 8 weeks to indulge in the pursuit of chicas. Both Colombianas and Vennies. They will blow your mind away. The Tijuana chicas don't even cum close to their looks and services, and can be had for as little as $10 buck $. But I do quite well cause I do speak fluent Espanol. And I know how to sweet talk them with some ca $h into pleasuring me. Go to Colombia! Luvchicas.
Now that the border is fully open. I wonder if the $30 FMM shakedown is still going on?
If you enter Tijuana via Ped East entry can you please post your experience. Whether they asked you to pay or not.
Bunter Hiden
11-23-21, 00:27
Now that the border is fully open. I wonder if the $30 FMM shakedown is still going on?
If you enter Tijuana via Ped East entry can you please post your experience. Whether they asked you to pay or not.I crossed over last Monday and they asked a white guy who had filled out his day pass what the purpose of his visit was. I pay the $30 twice a year and sail thru the left side just to avoid the sometimes gringo line and lack of hassle. It's going to be worse over the holidays for sure. And if you plan on visiting more than once in the same seven days you have to ask them to mark your day pass for that.
I'm a NorCal guy who goes to Tijuana once or twice a month to flush the pipes. But now tries to go to Colombia as much as I can, every 4 to 8 weeks to indulge in the pursuit of chicas. Both Colombianas and Vennies. They will blow your mind away. The Tijuana chicas don't even cum close to their looks and services, and can be had for as little as $10 buck $. But I do quite well cause I do speak fluent Espanol. And I know how to sweet talk them with some ca $h into pleasuring me. Go to Colombia! Luvchicas.What cities would you suggest we visit I am interested in going.
Always find great info on this Board!
With the opening up of the Border for non-US citizens / residents, do we have a different queue for non-US citizens / residents where they have to show their proof of vaccination and visa while US Citizens / residents still breeze through by showing their proof of citizenship / residency? Or is it a single long queue with everyone in it.I was returning recently over a ped east weekday at 8 pm. There was a long line on the right. These are Mexican citizens waiting in line because they arrange the US visa in the building inside. You walk on the left side to the regular entrance for US citizens. I do not know who and where checks the vaccination evidence for foreigners.
Question from a Tijuana noob:
Where do you recommend exchange USD for pesos? Is it recommended to bring cash (USD) and exchange in Tijuana?
Or use ATM to withdraw peso using US Card?
WeKilledKenny
11-24-21, 01:06
LuvChicas.
Nov 25 - 26 I will be in Panama.
Nov 26 - Dec 1 will be in Bogota.
Dec 2- Dec 5 in Cartagena.
Dec 5- Dec 10 in MDE.
A couple other bros will also meet in Colombia. Would be lots of fun. Definitely want to meet you.Hey Cap!!
By any chance, do you know how the rates to fly out of Tijuana versus LAX to Colombia?
Question from a Tijuana noob:
Where do you recommend exchange USD for pesos? Is it recommended to bring cash (USD) and exchange in Tijuana?
Or use ATM to withdraw peso using US Card?This has been asked before, but the consensus was to use your ATM card if you don't get murdered by bank fees, or to exchange it on the US side at one of the many places on San Ysidro Blvd, or at a Casa de Cambio, like the one on Cuahuila down the block from Hong Kong.
Captain Solo
11-24-21, 01:55
Hi Kenny,
There is not much $ saving flying out of Tijuana to Colombia. You would lose 2 days in Tijuana, going and returning.
A few airlines are flying from LAX to Colombia for about $350 RT. Look in FLIGHTS. GOOGLE.COM.
Captain Solo
11-24-21, 02:12
You will get better deals with bar girls and street girls negotiating in pesos. They would think you are a Mexican, not a gringo, and give you local specials hehe.
My wingmen and I have had our cards hacked repeatedly using the ATMs in HK, Cascada and around the bar block. But I used my Credit and Debit cards to pay restaurants, repairs shops and in OXXO, no problems.
It's safer to bring enough cash for a couple days, exchange to pesos at the cambio on Coahuila near the School Girl corner. If you need more cash, walk to banks on Revolucion and use their ATMs. You are likely safer there.
From TLJ to the. F to Colombia. Can be cheaper $$ not $$.
Hey Cap!!
By any chance, do you know how the rates to fly out of Tijuana versus LAX to Colombia?
Tap at each station not just once. Came on Coaster Regional Day pass on Amtrak / Blue Trolley / International Border. Print the receipt for Amtrak inspector. Unable to read Pronto Card. Trolley inspector reads Pronto card and gave me the tap requirements for future travel.
Viva & Pronto.
Been a few years since I've parked at one of those Border parking lots. Have no intentions of parking out there again unless I absolutely have to LOL. Exclusively trolley station parking lots (which are free) for me. $5 round trip on the Pronto card. You can get the Pronto app on your phone, load $5 in before hand, and not have to worry about fooling with purchasing fare from the fare stations. One thing I've noticed is fare enforcement by San Diego transit police seems to have decreased DRAMATICALLY since the new Pronto card went into effect a couple months ago. On all my previous trips, I could expect to probably have my fare checked by a transit officer during a trip. During my most recent trip a couple weeks ago, my fare wasn't checked even once during several trolley rides. I assume the lack of enforcement is temporary while the Pronto card is still being phased in.
Any recommendations for nicer hotels not in the zone? Going Dec 4-12 if anyone else is going to be in town and grab a beer.
You will get better deals with bar girls and street girls negotiating in pesos. They would think you are a Mexican, not a gringo, and give you local specials hehe.
My wingmen and I have had our cards hacked repeatedly using the ATMs in HK, Cascada and around the bar block. But I used my Credit and Debit cards to pay restaurants, repairs shops and in OXXO, no problems.
It's safer to bring enough cash for a couple days, exchange to pesos at the cambio on Coahuila near the School Girl corner. If you need more cash, walk to banks on Revolucion and use their ATMs. You are likely safer there.Thanks Cap!
This has been asked before, but the consensus was to use your ATM card if you don't get murdered by bank fees, or to exchange it on the US side at one of the many places on San Ysidro Blvd, or at a Casa de Cambio, like the one on Cuahuila down the block from Hong Kong.Thanks ClownDays! I'll use the Schwab card which I believe refunds the bank and ATM charges.
Hey Cap!!
By any chance, do you know how the rates to fly out of Tijuana versus LAX to Colombia?Unless you're already in Tijuana, it's generally cheaper to fly out of LAX when you figure in the costs of getting yourself down there.
I spent a week with a seorita from Jalisco that was flying into to Cabo for a week and when we figured out the cost, it was cheaper for me to fly out of LAX than it was to get down to Tijuana, and take a domestic flight.
Delivery for Christmas & speed increased?
Just got back from the greates........
. From the time I left HK in a cab and transited the border and to my car, it took me longer to go from car ignition to sliding onto I five. I'm lucky from that point I only have 24 minutes home. And my average speed is 80 and still never see a CHP.
Used my Visa card to pay for my Cascadas room about a week ago. Gave it to the lady clerk at the south entrance. She told me the card reader didn't work and I would have to use the card reader on the north side. She walked my card via the stair and I took the elevator. Got to the other side. They ran my credit card but forgot to give it back. Next morning, checked my bank and someone had made 2 charges to a Shein.com shopping site for $258 and another for about $200. Filed a claim with my bank and cancelled my card immediately then went downstairs to the desk, who then gave me my credit card. Take care. Do not make my mistake and let your credit card out of your sight! If you are told the credit card machine isn't working, pay cash rather than let them walk it to the other side! Also, only let one person handle your card. This way you know who stole your info. The bank will likely eat the loss but it is still a pain to go to the bank and replace your credit card. . . Side note, have never had this problem in Rizo.
Also, after Captain Solo's warnings in the past, I have avoided using the local ATMs and outside bank ATMs and walk to the nearby Soriana's or Calimax supermarkets inside ATMs. There are no dudes hanging around waiting to rob you there and I've never had my ATM cards hacked there. Seems safe and secure. . . FYI.
You will get better deals with bar girls and street girls negotiating in pesos. They would think you are a Mexican, not a gringo, and give you local specials hehe.
My wingmen and I have had our cards hacked repeatedly using the ATMs in HK, Cascada and around the bar block. But I used my Credit and Debit cards to pay restaurants, repairs shops and in OXXO, no problems.
It's safer to bring enough cash for a couple days, exchange to pesos at the cambio on Coahuila near the School Girl corner. If you need more cash, walk to banks on Revolucion and use their ATMs. You are likely safer there.
Few hundred can be saved flying from Tijuana to other destinations including Europe via Mexico City. In the past been on Volaris Airline to Mexico City and book to other destinations.
From TLJ to the. F to Colombia. Can be cheaper $$ not $$.
What cities would you suggest we visit I am interested in going.In my hay days, the roaring nineties Brasil was the best! But with all the foreign homeboys invasion and word of mouth, the garotas bedroom play in general has declined a bit, or costs much more to obtain. Because I'm fluent in Espanol and my Portuguese is pretty good, I do pretty good in Latin America and Brasil. To answer your question, my favorite country to indulge in is now Colombia, you get more bang for the buck, specifically Medellin. But really you can have fun anywhere in Colombia, a lot of available Venezolanas and they have very lax Covid entry requirements to fly in! Luvchicas.
Used my Visa card to pay for my Cascadas room about a week ago. Gave it to the lady clerk at the south entrance. She told me the card reader didn't work and I would have to use the card reader on the north side. She walked my card via the stair and I took the elevator. Got to the other side. They ran my credit card but forgot to give it back. Next morning, checked my bank and someone had made 2 charges to a Shein.com shopping site for $258 and another for about $200. Filed a claim with my bank and cancelled my card immediately then went downstairs to the desk, who then gave me my credit card. Take care. Do not make my mistake and let your credit card out of your sight! If you are told the credit card machine isn't working, pay cash rather than let them walk it to the other side! Also, only let one person handle your card. This way you know who stole your info. The bank will likely eat the loss but it is still a pain to go to the bank and replace your credit card. . . Side note, have never had this problem in Rizo.
Also, after Captain Solo's warnings in the past, I have avoided using the local ATMs and outside bank ATMs and walk to the nearby Soriana's or Calimax supermarkets inside ATMs. There are no dudes hanging around waiting to rob you there and I've never had my ATM cards hacked there. Seems safe and secure. . . FYI.Travv. Thanks for the warning. Really going to help me choose a hotel.
By any chance, do you know how the rates to fly out of Tijuana versus LAX to Colombia?I've always done well using the CBX bridge into the TIJ airport. Heading for San Miguel in central Mexico, we took an Uber to the USA side of the bridge. Saved a bundle.
Likewise, we dropped a bunch of relatives there, headed for Lima. Again, good savings.
And then, one other time, headed for Mexico City, we left our car in the CBX lot, and their fees put a big dent in our savings!
Just flew to Guadalajara and parked for free on the street about 4 blocks from the Tijuana airport on US side. Amazing!
You can pay in the paid lots for $18 or more a day. Or there is a $8 per day lot that will shuttle you over about a mile from Tijuana Airport on US side.
G.
BlackThought
11-24-21, 20:57
Hi Kenny,
There is not much $ saving flying out of Tijuana to Colombia. You would lose 2 days in Tijuana, going and returning.
A few airlines are flying from LAX to Colombia for about $350 RT. Look in FLIGHTS. GOOGLE.COM.$350 is a great deal, how long is the layover though?
Just flew to Guadalajara and parked for free on the street about 4 blocks from the Tijuana airport on US side. Amazing!
You can pay in the paid lots for $18 or more a day. Or there is a $8 per day lot that will shuttle you over about a mile from Tijuana Airport on US side.
G.Finding free parking in southern Cali is not equivalent to most of the USA. For starters there's no program or operation in place to prevent anyone from driving your car into Mexico after stealing it. In Dan Diego a lot of dudes with 15 year old cars use the club under the assumption someone will steal it. I've parked rentals near the outlets At the san Ysidro border but I was not aware of the the crime situation. At the very least, to park in San Diego streets, nothing should be put in the trunk when you park. If seen they will break into your car. And. Nothing should be visible in the car. Not even 25 cents. If you really care about your car unplug the car battery. Or pay for parking.
BlackThought
11-26-21, 03:19
Finding free parking in southern Cali is not equivalent to most of the USA. For starters there's no program or operation in place to prevent anyone from driving your car into Mexico after stealing it. In Dan Diego a lot of dudes with 15 year old cars use the club under the assumption someone will steal it. I've parked rentals near the outlets At the san Ysidro border but I was not aware of the the crime situation. At the very least, to park in San Diego streets, nothing should be put in the trunk when you park. If seen they will break into your car. And. Nothing should be visible in the car. Not even 25 cents. If you really care about your car unplug the car battery. Or pay for parking.Isn't there a secured parking lot by the border that's $15/ day? I'm planning on parking by the border and walking across.
Hello,
I have been researching the forum as I am planning a return trip in January to Tijuana.
Can anyone explain their experience with the boarder crossing and FMM? If you do need it what hotel do you normally put and do they verify?
Usually I was waived across with my passport and there was no mention of a FMM. I said I was going to the casino so maybe that's why.
Appreciate any help you can provide.
Isn't there a secured parking lot by the border that's $15/ day? I'm planning on parking by the border and walking across.I park in Otay and cross there on foot and then take an Uber for $6-$7 to Centro. There are several secure lots with a cost of $10 a day Sun-Thu and $15 a day over the weekend.
Made my first Tijuana trip on Wednesday. Thanks to all the seniors who posted wealth of knowledge here, big shout out to Captain Solo, Travv and ClownDays!!
Flew down to SAN airport, the Buss 922 and Blue line took 1 HR 20 minutes to reach the border. Total expense $2. 5 + $2. 5 ticket to reach there. Changed money and walked through the Pedestrian bridge.
It was around 7:30 PM and no line at all and was a breeze. No FMM, no questions, nada.
I came back Friday early morning and again it was very swift in the US customs check with my Global Entry.
Detailed mongering report to follow.
Can anyone explain their experience with the border crossing and FMM?
If you do need it what hotel do you normally put and do they verify?
Usually I was waived across with my passport and there was no mention of a FMM. I said I was going to the casino so maybe that's why.The FMM is a crapshoot.
Best Case: they barely glance at your passport and then wave you through. No FMM issue at all.
Worst case: They ask the purpose of your trip, and then blackmail you into buying a $30 FMM. Be prepared with the name of a respectable hotel and a respectable dentist. They won't verify either.
Tjones0110
11-28-21, 22:01
The FMM is a crapshoot.
Best Case: they barely glance at your passport and then wave you through. No FMM issue at all.
Worst case: They ask the purpose of your trip, and then blackmail you into buying a $30 FMM. Be prepared with the name of a respectable hotel and a respectable dentist. They won't verify either.Is there a way to enter Mexico and re enter the us without a passport stamp using only a passport? Thanks.
BrotherMouzone
11-28-21, 22:19
Hello,
I have been researching the forum as I am planning a return trip in January to Tijuana.
Can anyone explain their experience with the boarder crossing and FMM? If you do need it what hotel do you normally put and do they verify?
Usually I was waived across with my passport and there was no mention of a FMM. I said I was going to the casino so maybe that's why.
Appreciate any help you can provide.I'm no expert on border crossing but as far as I know an FMM is always required when crossing into Mexico. The only times I've ever NOT been given one was twice last year when they made me pay the $30 bribe when I attempted to cross with an expired passport. Those two times were the only times I've ever had to pay a bribe and only times I wasn't given an FMM card (I guess I didn't get one because they weren't supposed to let me in without a valid passport in the first place LOL). The FMM is that small white card with green and red lines on it. If you don't fill the FMM out online they always, to my understanding, give you one and stamp it when you cross the border.
I personally recommend ALWAYS filling the FMM out online and printing it out before your trip. In my experience it seems to reduce the likelihood of hassle / questions / potentially facing a bribe situation as it gives the Mexican customs official a signal that you're not just some naďve border crosser. If you don't fill it out online the Mexican customs official is supposed to complete one (during which point they'll likely ask you a couple questions like how many days you're staying and why you're visiting) and stamp it for you. For my FMMs I've ALWAYS put Hotel Caesars on it (which they never actually verify). When the border was "closed" for non-essential travel, I always used the "dentist" excuse and had the name / address of a dentist as well as a fake e-mail I sent to myself confirming a dental appointment ready. Now that the border is no longer closed your reason for visit doesn't matter. You can say casino, bars, tacos, whatever.
This process usually isn't an issue, as long as you have proper and valid documentation (I. E. , a valid passport). The ONLY times I've ever had issue were the two times I explained above when I tried to cross with an expired passport. Even then they still let me through (though I had to pay a bribe).
LuvMexicanas
11-29-21, 01:22
I personally recommend ALWAYS filling the FMM out online and printing it out before your trip. In my experience it seems to reduce the likelihood of hassle / questions / potentially facing a bribe situation as it gives the Mexican customs official a signal that you're not just some naive border crosser.This is very good advice and almost ensures a hassle-free crossing because as the poster indicated, it dispels any hint that it's your first rodeo and hence an easy mark. It's also convenient compared to manually filling out the form there.
Ninguno Especial
11-29-21, 05:44
Made my first Tijuana trip on Wednesday.
It was around 7:30 PM and no line at all and was a breeze. No FMM, no questions, nada.
I came back Friday early morning and again it was very swift in the US customs check with my Global Entry.
Detailed mongering report to follow.Sounds like the mongering gods were shining on you as much as having picked up pointers from the old salts here. Good going.
This is very helpful and much appreciated.
I'm no expert on border crossing but as far as I know an FMM is always required when crossing into Mexico. The only times I've ever NOT been given one was twice last year when they made me pay the $30 bribe when I attempted to cross with an expired passport. Those two times were the only times I've ever had to pay a bribe and only times I wasn't given an FMM card (I guess I didn't get one because they weren't supposed to let me in without a valid passport in the first place LOL). The FMM is that small white card with green and red lines on it. If you don't fill the FMM out online they always, to my understanding, give you one and stamp it when you cross the border.
I personally recommend ALWAYS filling the FMM out online and printing it out before your trip. In my experience it seems to reduce the likelihood of hassle / questions / potentially facing a bribe situation as it gives the Mexican customs official a signal that you're not just some nave border crosser. If you don't fill it out online the Mexican customs official is supposed to complete one (during which point they'll likely ask you a couple questions like how many days you're staying and why you're visiting) and stamp it for you. For my FMMs I've ALWAYS put Hotel Caesars on it (which they never actually verify). When the border was "closed" for non-essential travel, I always used the "dentist" excuse and had the name / address of a dentist as well as a fake e-mail I sent to myself confirming a dental appointment ready. Now that the border is no longer closed your reason for visit doesn't matter. You can say casino, bars, tacos, whatever..
Sounds like the mongering gods were shining on you as much as having picked up pointers from the old salts here. Good going.Thanks Amigo! Hope this streak continues. Had a very dry spell since Seńor Covid arrived in the scene.
Captain Solo
11-29-21, 17:46
Layover on connecting flights up to 29 hours no charge, about $300 RT.
Multiday layovers booked in copair.com I have seen $297. I booked mine for $420.
LuvMexicanas
11-29-21, 18:07
Flew down to SAN airport, the Buss 922 and Blue line took 1 HR 20 minutes to reach the border. Total expense $2. 5 + $2. 5 ticket to reach there.Two things: 1) it's the 992 bus and 2) it should cost just $2.50 total with Pronto because transfers are free for two hours. I know $5 total instead of $2. 50 so who cares but $2.50 in pesos will buy you a couple delicious tacos or 3 beers including tip at El Copeo.
Is there a way to enter Mexico and re enter the us without a passport stamp using only a passport? Thanks.If you don't want your passport stamped, the only sure bet is to drive in. The officials on the drive-in side never stamp you.
As far as I know an FMM is always required when crossing into Mexico. In theory, that's true. But in my experience, if you walk in, about a third of the time they wave you through with bothering with the FMM.
And if you're driving, they never even ask for one.
BrotherMouzone
11-29-21, 22:04
In theory, that's true. But in my experience, if you walk in, about a third of the time they wave you through with bothering with the FMM.
And if you're driving, they never even ask for one.Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.
Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.I'm talking strictly about the Foreigners' line. I've never tried the line for Mexicans.
And I look less Mexican than Joe Biden.
Cartel wars starting to heat up again. They are hanging bodies from bridges in Zacatecas. Normally I ignore anything not next to Tijuana. But I got a funny feeling this time because so many cartels are involved. In the Zona Norte, military on foot patrol. Unsure if it is for "presence" or if the cops are getting scared shitless.
BrotherMouzone
11-30-21, 20:33
I'm talking strictly about the Foreigners' line. I've never tried the line for Mexicans.
And I look less Mexican than Joe Biden.Okay well that's interesting. In all the years I've been walking through the Foreigners' line I've never not had to go to the desk to get my FMM processed (though I only go to Tijuana like 2-3 times a year).
I'm also obviously not Mexican (African-American) but I do use the Nationals' line for re-entry with a stamped FMM for times when I'm back and forth between Tijuana and San Diego and need to re-enter. Have never had a problem getting waved through in that scenario.
Bunter Hiden
12-01-21, 03:23
Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.
Over last 6 years I specifically asked the Mexican border agent not to stamp my passport, both when going in with doing the paper work for the 7 day pass, and when buying the 6 month visitor pass. I always wait to ask, once I see them within 2 seconds of placing the stamp. And they always say, sorry we have to stamp. I simply didn't want my book to run out of room from 60 Mexican stamps. Also, when I obtained my 7 day pass, and left Mexico and returned in two days, I walked in on the Mexican line and when he saw my 7 day pass he was not happy. Made me go get a new 7 day pass again. So I do not think you are supposed to leave Mexico, then return on the Mexican line with it. The good news is, they don't arrest you, or ban you, for this kind of stuff. I was once deported twice in 1 day, at 2 border locations, as they walked me back to USA for not paying 20 dollars to enter without a passport.
BrotherMouzone
12-01-21, 18:41
Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.Well I'm single so I'm not worried about the trail of stamps like some of the married guys or guys with girlfriends here are LOL.
Cocr Brotheler
12-01-21, 19:04
Okay well that's interesting. In all the years I've been walking through the Foreigners' line I've never not had to go to the desk to get my FMM processed (though I only go to Tijuana like 2-3 times a year).
I'm also obviously not Mexican (African-American) but I do use the Nationals' line for re-entry with a stamped FMM for times when I'm back and forth between Tijuana and San Diego and need to re-enter. Have never had a problem getting waved through in that scenario.I used it last 2 days no issues at all, just like I am MEX citizen.
And if anyone scared of getting caught printing on home printer just got to FEDEX / Kinkos where can pay small amount to use on of their computers then print out there!
Personally I have never had my passport stamped in all my years of visiting Tijuana.
Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.
Hunter Biden
12-02-21, 02:08
I went midweek, arriving around 10 AM.
I like to have sex and drink when high, so I smoked up before I crossed the border.
By the time I got to the Zona I was flying. I had the munchies and I started.
Off with 2 tacos from the guy at the corner near HK. Great as usual. I wanted to.
Eat at the adjacent seafood stall, but it was full of guys who seemed to be the slowest eaters ever.
I gave up and went into each club. I hadn't been in Tijuana for over five years and I was starved.
Adelitas and Chicago were dead. Adelitas had exactly one girl dancing. So HK it was.
I sat down and got a beer-and surveyed the scene. I pointed out a girl and the mesero brought her over.
I forgot her name but she was a white Latina. After the intros and the ficha she declared.
She had just arrived from somewhere, and showed me her Volaris ticket on her phone. She was.
Very cute and would not budge from $100. I had an awesome time playing with her boobs.
Due to the guidance from you all, I was not shy about touching her as much as I could.
Mr. Little was excited and after she took off in a huff, I walked outside to the blinding sunlight.
I walked down a bit through the alley and came across a tall, skinny girl with a nice body with a butterface.
It was the last hotel on the northern side of the alley towards Constitucion.
Did I mention I was high AF? $33 for her for all positions and we went in.
Her body was nice and tight and I stared at it for some time before I started. We did all positions.
And she was game for switching around etc. She must have seen the look of hunger on my face.
The room had a mirror but I couldn't move it to get a better view. She was really good, but I.
Was able to take my sweet time and eventually I punched my ticket.
I wandered back out and made my way to Caesar's. I had their amazing Lemon Drop Martini and the namesake salad.
On the way there I got a Viagra, I forgot if it was the 50 or the 100.
I walked back to the Zona after lunch. I went back into HK and saw an absolutely stunning girl and told the mesero.
To bring her over. He brought over someone else-and I just thought that she looked different from an angle.
She didn't look that bad and I figured what the hell. I paid for a ficha and pawed at her until Mr. Little got ready.
She kept trying to sell me on Arriba, but instead I went out to find someone to finish the job. I checked out.
A couple of streetwalkers but I must have entered some freak time warp where the only women available were.
The old ones or the large ones. I saw one south of the alley on Ninos, which is pretty rare. She looked OK but.
She really didn't cotton to me- she rattled off the price list and gave me a dirty look.
I wandered off and went back to find the same SW that I had taken upstairs before. I figured she was good.
The first time, she could be good now. I told her in bed that she had a very hot body, and she said, yes, I'm 19.
This time it wasn't so great. After repeated pounding I couldn't come-and I offered her an extra $10 for 5 minutes.
She wanted the whole $33 again. I didn't agree, and the session ended.
I ran out of time and had to leave the Zona.
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Hunter Biden
12-02-21, 02:12
I was really thinking about how wonderful Tijuana is. I live my shitty suburban existence, with a soul-less sex life. Right over the border, I have the chance to experience heaven. I know, it's all an illusion. But it's a amazing six hour rush, which keeps me going for a few weeks at least.
At my age, nothing about the sex act is guaranteed. I am not sure if I can get hard, or stay hard, or come.
Not the beginning, the process, or the end. I have to work very hard to make it happen.
And so it is that I found myself back in Tijuana. This time I prepped myself to have a better experience. I wrote down the names of all the providers who were mentioned. I drew a map of the area, with the streets and names of the motels. So I went in with a bit of foreknowledge, or so I thought.
I arrived on Friday and looked for the providers on my list. As always, I was very high.
I walked to the hotels and asked the girls standing outside if X was there. I got a variety of answers-some girls knew the providers, others said to go upstairs. The most comical was a discussion between two girls on whether they knew a particular girl or not- and they kept.
Recounting outfit X vs outfit why, sort of a slow-mo rewind.
As part of this I learnt that you can get a good feel of the hotel for free just by walking upstairs and looking around.
Of the dozen providers that I asked for, I only found one, Kimura. She looked OK and I thought I'd come back later.
I started out by walking around, and saw a bit, but not much. I had a taco and made my way into HK.
HK was nice as always. I sat down, ordered a drink, and waved a girl over. With the learnings from this board, I wasted no time in started to feel her up. I forget what she looked like. She wanted a ficha drink and she got it-but I pawed her well and good until I got hard.
She asked if I wanted to go upstairs for the low low price of $100. I mumbled some excuse and left.
I went into the bright sunlight into the main road, and looped around to the alley. I asked around one more time for the providers, but didn't find anyone. On the south side of the alley, I came across this petite stunner. She said her name was 'Chel' with the Ch pronounced as in 'China'. She is from Veracruz. I was so stunned at how attractive she was that I just stared at her after saying 'Hola'. She had long thick curly hair, a tiny waist, and excellent facial symmetry. She rattled off the standard pricing but it went.
Over my head, I just said 'Uhhhh'. I followed her upstairs, the room was 100 pesos I think.
We went into a fairly clean room and I immediately removed all my clothes, as I watched her remove hers. She took off her leopard print top to reveal a pair of luscious little boobs. As I handed over the money I realized the standard pricing in the zona now was 300 P for one position, another 100 for taking clothes off, another 100 for second position. Basic deal everyone makes is 500 pesos for two positions with clothes off. Oh and condoms required even for BJ's.
The room had a bed with mirrors in the headstand. I asked her to start by blowing me. She did good even with the rubber. I just laid back and thought of how amazing it was that I could get a woman like that to have sex with me in that manner for the price of a drink and a snack at any shitty bar in the USA.
After she did her bit (and I also moved her around a bit) I asked for her to get into doggy. Her pussy was so tight, I felt like I was entering Aladdin's cave of earthly delights. Between the decent lighting, the mirror, her amazing caramel-honey color skin, her perfectly shaped ass, I was in heaven.
And now all hell broke loose. I kept pounding but I realized that I was having trouble keeping it hard. I redoubled my efforts, got into more awkward positions, and kept pounding away. I finally contorted myself into somehow making it so I was jackhammering her from behind- and I finally was able to come. It was glorious.
In the post-pillow talk I figured out that her name is actually Michelle, not 'Chel'. She is from Veracruz, has family there, and a bunch of stuff I can't remember. Also, she gets her clothes from Shein.
I took a break and went for lunch, to pop a Viagra, and was back in the Zona. It was later in the day and the different was stark. HK was packed. There were several bachelor-party type of groups that had taken over the main tables. There was almost no room to move. I tried to find a table but mistakenly sat *in the smoking section, and I got up right away. I walked around the main dance area again and had to squeeze past two girls to get by. I said Hi to one, but she was a bit aloof. Undeterred, I turned to the next one, and took a deep breath. She was tall (for me anyway), blonde, very well dressed, and had perfect boobs. I said hola and she responded in Spanish by asking me my name. Her name was Andi and she said she was from Guadalajara. I told her that her name was the same as a famous American actress-Andie MacDowell, and she had no idea who that was. But she liked hearing it. We hit it off (or so I thought) and she found a small place for us to sit. I started pawing at her and the ficha drink came over. What happened next blew my mind.
We were having a great conversation in Spanglish- she spoke some Eng, I spoke some espanyol. She started to-and I kid you not-full on French kissing me. Like, tongue, saliva, passion, everything. I have not been kissed like that in over 20 years. And she kept kissing me between conversation.
I got even bolder and tried to stick my fingers in her pussy. But she maneuvered to make that difficult-but she was fine with me doing everything else.
Now I wanted to go with her, money be damned. There was just one problem- I had between sixty and eighty dollars on me, after paying for my drink and the ficha. My original plan was to go outside get a SW and then head home. So I told her I would come back with more money (plus I didn't trust the ATM, so I said I have more money in the car). She said 'its ok, we'll make it work' and off we went.
We did the walk of shame where we walked outside, she put on the overcoat for the 10 foot walk into the hotel. I paid $20 I think for the room, I forget now and we got the typical room. She asked me for the money and I showed her my wallet to prove I wasn't lying-and damn if she didn't take every single dollar out of it, around $60.
She took her clothes off and I got to play with her magnificent boobs. All this time I was trying to kiss her more and more, and she obliged me. She started off by sucking me, and it felt good. Then we switched to mish- I wasn't giving up a chance to work on those boobs. Between kissing her, sucking on or pawing her boobs, it felt good to pound her.
I suddenly felt that she was holding my dick and not letting it in her, so I asked her, hey are you holding my dick? Is it going in? She denied it and flipped my dick in and out of her-that's how flexible her pussy was.
I really struggled to finish, and I had visions of failure, of not making it to the finish line. The last two or three minutes were scary- I was panting like a gorilla. It was a relief and sheer happiness to come. She looked a bit disturbed, said I looked like I was going to pass out.
She then hopped up on the sink to wash out her vag. I asked for her phone number and she said it was only for her relatives- I mean, damn, she.
Turned cold quick.
On the way out, the mesero bugged me for a tip-but I said she took all my money. I didn't want to tip them anyway-they were all hanging.
Out in front of the room and their chit-chat was harshing my vibe. But now I had an out.
The streets were now packed-the sidewalks were overflowing with folks. I was glad to be on my way.
One thing I want to alert everyone to: there are multiple light poles that have sophisticated cameras at the top. Meaning, there is a lot of CCTV in the zona. I recommend that everyone wear a hoodie and a facemask and sunglasses to protect their privacy.
Just got back from Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta and while this is a Tijuana forum I want to mention the prices.
Street hooker near downtown Guadalajara was $70 fully nude for 45 minutes with a couple positions. There is a little Zone of Tolerance street near downtown where the girls hang out. The peradita's body was gorgeous but she would not let me take any pictures even when I offered to pay her a huge tip extra. Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.
Guadalajara felts pretty safe in the daytime but Puerto Vallarta felt Very safe due to the huge amount of gringo tourists in that city.
G.
Just got back from Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta and while this is a Tijuana forum I want to mention the prices.
Street hooker near downtown Guadalajara was $70 fully nude for 45 minutes with a couple positions. There is a little Zone of Tolerance street near downtown where the girls hang out. The peradita's body was gorgeous but she would not let me take any pictures even when I offered to pay her a huge tip extra. Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.
Guadalajara felts pretty safe in the daytime but Puerto Vallarta felt Very safe due to the huge amount of gringo tourists in that city..I know you had company so it was hard to get away but for the price you paid the SG you could of done an hour with a good escort or for a little more a bar girl.
GDL is very safe at night just not in Centro.
Cocr Brotheler
12-03-21, 01:35
That's a good idea Hunter Biden. I am single but still wouldn't want this to catch up to me down the line somewhere. I almost always have a ball cap or wide brimmed sun hat on. Plus there are those that clandestinely shoot video or take fotos.
Cocr Brotheler
12-03-21, 01:40
An Uber driver in the USA Mentioned how rents and home prices are going up in Tijuana also and that some believe due to immigrants massing in the area. Don't know where they come up with the dinero to rent even a basic place but appears to be happening. It in turn forces prices on about everything even our hobby to go up.
I think that for our hobby chica prices and rooms going up so fast so quick cause many mongers like myself either do not want to travel on plane and possibly get quarantined in a foreign country if have to be back for work or family obligations and also that Thailand and P. I. were shut down and / or required 2 weeks quarantine incoming. Will be great when all the CV19 mess calms down but by then I might be able to just retire somewhere nice and not have to come back to sex prison!
An Uber driver in the USA Mentioned how rents and home prices are going up in Tijuana also and that some believe due to immigrants massing in the area. Don't know where they come up with the dinero to rent even a basic place but appears to be happening. It in turn forces prices on about everything even our hobby to go up.
I think that for our hobby chica prices and rooms going up so fast so quick cause many mongers like myself either do not want to travel on plane and possibly get quarantined in a foreign country if have to be back for work or family obligations and also that Thailand and P. I. were shut down and / or required 2 weeks quarantine incoming. Will be great when all the CV19 mess calms down but by then I might be able to just retire somewhere nice and not have to come back to sex prison!Yeah it is surprising to see the. Massive inflation in Tijuana. I feel bad for the Mexicans here. If it was reversed I'd be really pissed. Honestly there's a lot of things in San Diego cheaper than Mexico. Car insurance. The food I eat. I went to eat at the bar in chiles and it was cheaper than it would be to eat the same thing in Mexico. Part of that's because Mexico doesn't have soda machines in most places so no free refills. I had a very nice sd hotel for 60 with taxes this week. Tijuana has a population boom from all. Areas, other countries and within Mexico. Also the open borders brings massive amount of people into Tijuana. They fill up restaurants hotels while they get their paperwork ready for asylum. I saw about 100 asylum guys at the trolley station tonight. They come through everyday because I see them everyday. I'm also seeing few Haitian men in Tijuana. They must of all been let into USA. They must miss Tijuana a little bit. I would estimate Tijuana receives 2000 to 4000 people a day who are here to enter USA. Not counting Mexicans here for the same purpose.
That's a good idea Hunter Biden. I am single but still wouldn't want this to catch up to me down the line somewhere. I almost always have a ball cap or wide brimmed sun hat on. Plus there are those that clandestinely shoot video or take fotos.I don't quite understand why to use a face mask, hoodie and sunglasses. We are not doing anything illegal in Tijuana, being on the street in Tijuana is not illegal. BTW prostitution is completely legal in Tijuana zona norte. Guys, take it easy we are not in North Korea.
I was really thinking about how wonderful Tijuana is. I live my shitty suburban existence, with a soul-less sex life. Right over the border, I have the chance to experience heaven. I know, it's all an illusion. But it's a amazing six hour rush, which keeps me going for a few weeks at least.
At my age, nothing about the sex act is guaranteed. I am not sure if I can get hard, or stay hard, or come.
Not the beginning, the process, or the end. I have to work very hard to make it happen.
And so it is that I found myself back in Tijuana. This time I prepped myself to have a better experience. I wrote down the names of all the providers who were mentioned. I drew a map of the area, with the streets and names of the motels..Great story Hunter! I could relate a lot to your adventures as I am +55 so each experience with a chicka is often amazing considering my prospects in the USA.
G.
I know you had company so it was hard to get away but for the price you paid the SG you could of done an hour with a good escort or for a little more a bar girl.
GDL is very safe at night just not in Centro.True. It was by accident I came across the Peradita zone and I really didn't think there would be a chicka that would be cute enough to "do". Let alone a price wasn't to bad and the hotel was right next to the zone for 200 peso's.
I didn't have a lot of time to coordinate the escort thing as I am traveling with a female friend and didn't have much free mongering time etc. My female friend knows about my mongering and is totally cool with it so that's nice as we can joke around about it etc.
I want to take her to HK sometime so she can see the place.
G.
I don't quite understand why to use a face mask, hoodie and sunglasses. We are not doing anything illegal in Tijuana, being on the street in Tijuana is not illegal. BTW prostitution is completely legal in Tijuana zona norte. Guys, take it easy we are not in North Korea.Married guys plus cancel culture can ruin guys.
MongerHunger
12-03-21, 09:38
Just got back from Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta and while this is a Tijuana forum I want to mention the prices.
Street hooker near downtown Guadalajara was $70 fully nude for 45 minutes with a couple positions. There is a little Zone of Tolerance street near downtown where the girls hang out. The peradita's body was gorgeous but she would not let me take any pictures even when I offered to pay her a huge tip extra. Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.
Guadalajara felts pretty safe in the daytime but Puerto Vallarta felt Very safe due to the huge amount of gringo tourists in that city..Man they racked you over the coals when they seen the gringo coming spending US dollars. LOL. I was in Guadalajara and paid a fraction of your outrageous rates. I even posted a report here on ISG. Sounds like you went to an Estetica too. Them and the street girl took full advantage of your wallet and you went with it. Why don't people understand not to use US dollars in Mexico. Use Pesos! Use Pesos! Use Pesos! Research so that you know what the market rate is. Be firm. Don't fall for the okie doke.
Should be interesting to see how the new 24 hour between covid test and US entry works out walking back from Tijuana. I'll be testing it out this coming week.
BrotherMouzone
12-04-21, 06:04
Should be interesting to see how the new 24 hour between covid test and US entry works out walking back from Tijuana. I'll be testing it out this coming week.Unless I'm misinterpreting (which is certainly possible), to my understanding the new COVID restrictions don't apply to land travelers. See the "Frequently Asked Questions" section of the link below where there is an answer to the question, "Does this Order apply to land border crossings or persons arriving at seaports?" As far as I can tell the new restrictions only apply to air travel. COVID must only spread when people travel by air (sarcasm).
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/travelers/testing-international-air-travelers.html
Man they racked you over the coals when they seen the gringo coming spending US dollars. LOL. I was in Guadalajara and paid a fraction of your outrageous rates. I even posted a report here on ISG. Sounds like you went to an Estetica too. Them and the street girl took full advantage of your wallet and you went with it. Why don't people understand not to use US dollars in Mexico. Use Pesos! Use Pesos! Use Pesos! Research so that you know what the market rate is. Be firm. Don't fall for the okie doke.I should have clarified that the original price was lower for 20 minutes. So when I realized the price was quite low I pushed for more time so then the cost went up. If you booked a girl from HK for 45 minutes I would cost you a bit more as well.
I do think the PV prices were so crazy that I probably could have found cheaper away from the main tourist downtown area. There was a area about 15 minutes away where one of the main bars were and I be the girls were half the price. Looking forward to going back again to PV as there are direct flights from San Diego.
G.
Unless I'm misinterpreting (which is certainly possible), to my understanding the new COVID restrictions don't apply to land travelers. See the "Frequently Asked Questions" section of the link below where there is an answer to the question, "Does this Order apply to land border crossings or persons arriving at seaports?" As far as I can tell the new restrictions only apply to air travel. COVID must only spread when people travel by air (sarcasm).
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/travelers/testing-international-air-travelers.htmlI just flew from Puerto Vallarta to Tijuana Monday and went across the cross border express and there was no question about any covid stuff. They didn't ask to see my virus shot card either.
G.
..... Honestly there's a lot of things in San Diego cheaper than Mexico......Unfortunately, the most important thing is not.
Captain Solo
12-04-21, 17:00
To a little Venezuelan girl in Cartagena along with all contacts in Message and Whatsapp.
The bros who contacted El Capitan in the past please PM me their phone numbers in this site so I can maintain contacts.
Looking forward to seeing you again.
mongers like myself either do not want to travel on plane and possibly get quarantined in a foreign country if have to be back for work or family obligations and also that Thailand and P. I. were shut down and / or required 2 weeks quarantine incoming.
Will be great when all the CV19 mess calms down but by then I might be able to just retire somewhere nice and not have to come back to sex prison!As I get older I realize I prefer my travel via youtube. I really enjoy travel via youtube.
Your term "sex prison" really resonated with me. That is exactly what my life in Silicon Valley has been like.
So, I am planning to retiring in San Diego.
With easy access to Tijuana I don't consider San Diego to be a sex prison.
I was really thinking about how wonderful Tijuana is. I live my shitty suburban existence, with a soul-less sex life. Right over the border, I have the chance to experience heaven. I know, it's all an illusion. But it's a amazing six hour rush, which keeps me going for a few weeks at least.
At my age, nothing about the sex act is guaranteed. I am not sure if I can get hard, or stay hard, or come.
One thing I want to alert everyone to: there are multiple light poles that have sophisticated cameras at the top. Meaning, there is a lot of CCTV in the zona. I recommend that everyone wear a hoodie and a facemask and sunglasses to protect their privacy.So true that Zona is heaven compared to "sex prison" in USA.
You can have an awesome time with a gal even without an erection. So don't feel pressured on that front. And of course pills help with that anyway. I always take Viagra and Cialis in my marathon trips at Zona.
The first 30 minutes of my 1 hour sessions involve caressing and enjoying her body and the dirtiest possible dancing you can imagine.
Also, after sex in the day I have an awesome time in the evenings in the club with zero sex.
So, I am convinced I can have an awesome time in Zona even if I can't get it up.
. with all contacts in Message and Whatsapp.That wouldn't happen if you synced it to a google account. Been there, done that.
So true that Zona is heaven compared to "sex prison" in USA.
You can have an awesome time with a gal even without an erection. So don't feel pressured on that front. And of course pills help with that anyway. I always take Viagra and Cialis in my marathon trips at Zona.
The first 30 minutes of my 1 hour sessions involve caressing and enjoying her body and the dirtiest possible dancing you can imagine.
Also, after sex in the day I have an awesome time in the evenings in the club with zero sex.
So, I am convinced I can have an awesome time in Zona even if I can't get it up.I didn't realize how vast the range of sexual. And related emotional experiences can be until I spent some time in Zona Norte. (not actually fucking).
It was so wonderful just to flirt with a girl for a bit. Just see a beautiful personality. A beautiful smile. Hold her a bit in my arms. Smell her pheromones or perfume or natural sent. Caresses' her beautiful body. Kiss her a bit on the lips. Or a little french kissing. All wonderful experiences that didn't have anything to do with me fucking her. One of my fantasies is just to get several street girls in the the hotel one right after another and just take showers with them enjoying their bodies.
Many of the girls do kind of want to rush the time but a few special girls are ok slowing down a bit. Despacito baby.
G.
Unfortunately, the most important thing is not.Yes, actually it is. Much cheaper. But you'll not find it in gringo-centric clip joints like HK.
So true that Zona is heaven compared to "sex prison" in USA.
You can have an awesome time with a gal even without an erection. So don't feel pressured on that front. And of course pills help with that anyway. I always take Viagra and Cialis in my marathon trips at Zona.
The first 30 minutes of my 1 hour sessions involve caressing and enjoying her body and the dirtiest possible dancing you can imagine.
Also, after sex in the day I have an awesome time in the evenings in the club with zero sex.
So, I am convinced I can have an awesome time in Zona even if I can't get it up.There is also DATY which is immensely enjoyable in its own right.
FunForMikey
12-05-21, 17:10
As I get older I realize I prefer my travel via youtube. I really enjoy travel via youtube.
Your term "sex prison" really resonated with me. That is exactly what my life in Silicon Valley has been like.
So, I am planning to retiring in San Diego.
With easy access to Tijuana I don't consider San Diego to be a sex prison.Silicon Valley and the Peninsula have a pretty vibrant and not really that expensive K-girl scene. Not exactly sex prison.
There is also DATY which is immensely enjoyable in its own right.I would love to go down on a girl but just fear getting some type of disease. Can't remember which one but a bit worried about that.
Course that does not stop me from french kissing which is a risk as well. Argg.
G.
True. It was by accident I came across the Peradita zone and I really didn't think there would be a chicka that would be cute enough to "do". Let alone a price wasn't to bad and the hotel was right next to the zone for 200 peso's.
I didn't have a lot of time to coordinate the escort thing as I am traveling with a female friend and didn't have much free mongering time etc. My female friend knows about my mongering and is totally cool with it so that's nice as we can joke around about it etc.
I want to take her to HK sometime so she can see the place.If she was cool with everything you should of gone to the strip clubs in GDL. Maybe next time. Well hope the trip was good and you enjoyed the city and food.
So true that Zona is heaven compared to "sex prison" in USA.
You can have an awesome time with a gal even without an erection. So don't feel pressured on that front. And of course pills help with that anyway. I always take Viagra and Cialis in my marathon trips at Zona.
The first 30 minutes of my 1 hour sessions involve caressing and enjoying her body and the dirtiest possible dancing you can imagine.
Also, after sex in the day I have an awesome time in the evenings in the club with zero sex.
So, I am convinced I can have an awesome time in Zona even if I can't get it up.Can't disagree with anything here!
ZeroDc4213
12-05-21, 21:44
If you want a quick session, what is the best day of the week / time to try to get in and out of Tijuana?
ZeroDc4213
12-05-21, 22:00
If you want a quick session, what is the best day of the week / time to try to get in and out of Tijuana?
I didn't realize how vast the range of sexual. And related emotional experiences can be until I spent some time in Zona Norte.
One of my fantasies is just to get several street girls in the the hotel one right after another and just take showers with them enjoying their bodies..Greg,
If you just want to enjoy their body in the shower then get a room at Cascadas on weednight with 70% VIP card & get a street girl and offer that with no sex. Most will do it for 400 peso - $20.
When I buy time with a street gal "todo" or "service completo" - that's my time I can do anything including shower.
I have done many showers with gals after long sessions. Gratis.
And BTW. Golden showers are also easy to get. I did that too. Not a big deal.
To a little Venezuelan girl in Cartagena along with all contacts in Message and Whatsapp.
The bros who contacted El Capitan in the past please PM me their phone numbers in this site so I can maintain contacts.
Looking forward to seeing you again.It happened to me in the past while mongering in El Salvador. I had a good time too. Be safe Cap I will PM you my number.
Cocr Brotheler
12-06-21, 07:22
If you want a quick session, what is the best day of the week / time to try to get in and out of Tijuana?Came back across Fri. 1130 PM and almost nobody in any of the lines. Tues. 830 PM a general line stacking pretty far back. Sentri / Global Entry no lines.
Cocr Brotheler
12-06-21, 07:30
Rambo,
I'm trying to figure out a way to finish my working years in San Diego. When I left the Navy in 1999 before I really mongered I just wanted to stay in San Diego since such a cool place but cheap real estate and more salary took me to Florida which I really liked (when I could travel freely outside the USA). Now with threat of CV19 restrictions for years on end I want to come back to San Diego for quick and easy Tijuana access!
Was funny when I was on the Midway even earlier in my career 1991 they banned many of the place we frequent now. I remembered seeing HK, CC, AB etc. and many other places in our daily newsletter posted as prohibited to visit when going on liberty LOL.
Rambo,
I'm trying to figure out a way to finish my working years in San Diego. When I left the Navy in 1999 before I really mongered I just wanted to stay in San Diego since such a cool place but cheap real estate and more salary took me to Florida which I really liked (when I could travel freely outside the USA). Now with threat of CV19 restrictions for years on end I want to come back to San Diego for quick and easy Tijuana access!
Was funny when I was on the Midway even earlier in my career 1991 they banned many of the place we frequent now. I remembered seeing HK, CC, AB etc. and many other places in our daily newsletter posted as prohibited to visit when going on liberty LOL.Thank you for your service, I was in the Navy as well 20 years in the Seabees as a Utilitiesman. I remember my first time in Tijuana back in 2000 I was stationed at Port Hueneme Ca with NMCB 4. It wasn't off limits to go to Tijuana you just had to use the buddy system. I used to go few times a month as it was a three hour drive. PM me I could like to buy you a drink when your in the zona next time.
Cocr Brotheler
12-07-21, 03:55
Thank you as well CB Joe. I was in NMCB 3 (supply type) right there in Port Hueneme from 1993-1994. A CWO took me down to Tijuana when we were in SAN for training and I think he took us to la Zona. I had session with this hot young thin chica in Manhattan I believe and I was hooked.
I will PM next time I am in Town. These trips from TX take a lot out of me ($ and energy) but overall well worth it for what it does for my spirit. I called in sick this AM and went to Dr. for CV test. So far negative but need go back on Thurs. I am mostly symptom free but light deep cough and tired.
I love staying in I.B. Is so close to the border then a chill place to work out of my hotel and dine out enjoy a few beers when not down in la zona.
Came back across Fri. 1130 PM and almost nobody in any of the lines. Tues. 830 PM a general line stacking pretty far back. Sentri / Global Entry no lines.Check out this graph / chart for times.
G.
Greg,
If you just want to enjoy their body in the shower then get a room at Cascadas on weednight with 70% VIP card & get a street girl and offer that with no sex. Most will do it for 400 peso - $20.
When I buy time with a street gal "todo" or "service completo" - that's my time I can do anything including shower.
I have done many showers with gals after long sessions. Gratis.
And BTW. Golden showers are also easy to get. I did that too. Not a big deal.Dang. You always have the ElCheapo scoop.
My VIP ends in January so I can try this before it expires.
G.
Bunter Hiden
12-07-21, 18:20
I would love to go down on a girl but just fear getting some type of disease. Can't remember which one but a bit worried about that.
Course that does not stop me from french kissing which is a risk as well. Argg.
G.One third of cancers are associated with HPV which is the most commonly transmitted STD. Michael Douglas famously blamed his throat cancer on DATY. Google is your friend although it seems the older you are the less likely you are to contract. Some things are made to be eaten and some aren't. But some look and taste just too damn fine to pass on.
Bunter Hiden
12-07-21, 18:40
To a little Venezuelan girl in Cartagena along with all contacts in Message and Whatsapp.
The bros who contacted El Capitan in the past please PM me their phone numbers in this site so I can maintain contacts.
Looking forward to seeing you again.Hope you had your massive contact list backed up somewhere. I use a Tiger Woods burner model I6 and for less than $100 picked up an old iPad to back up on. The pad makes it easier to type on as my thumbs don't work and makes picture viewing better. Hope your southern trip is going well besides the obvious phone issue. And at least it was a little Venezuelan and not a Gorda.
One third of cancers are associated with HPV which is the most commonly transmitted STD. Michael Douglas famously blamed his throat cancer on DATY. Google is your friend although it seems the older you are the less likely you are to contract. Some things are made to be eaten and some aren't. But some look and taste just too damn fine to pass on.Ever chomped on a vagi and it tasted like honey? Hard habit to break.
DramaFree11
12-12-21, 21:38
To a little Venezuelan girl in Cartagena along with all contacts in Message and Whatsapp.
The bros who contacted El Capitan in the past please PM me their phone numbers in this site so I can maintain contacts.
Looking forward to seeing you again.How did you like Colombia? I am real interested to hear your thoughts. As you know I did not like the country or the girls. I have a girls text me in CDMX that are from Colombia, I just block them.
BlackThought
12-13-21, 00:08
One third of cancers are associated with HPV which is the most commonly transmitted STD. Michael Douglas famously blamed his throat cancer on DATY. Google is your friend although it seems the older you are the less likely you are to contract. Some things are made to be eaten and some aren't. But some look and taste just too damn fine to pass on.Is HPV vaccine mandated? Or something you have to specifically request? I DATY a lot.
Captain Solo
12-13-21, 00:33
Colombian Girls are heavy and pudgy, very few fit and slender.
I would never return to Bogota, just ugly and dusty, rems of feces and piss everywhere around Santa Fe.
Cartagena is good for sight seeing. Bring street girls near clock tower to your hotel. Lock all your valuables up.
Medellin is a beautiful city with lots to see. Bars and Lleras girls are hard ER need hoes. Areas Sw of Botero be please and iglesia de Veracruz have hot sweet young girls. Get their tels and order to hotels.
Found a few pretty and very sweet Civie girls. This people is sweet, gentle and full of love and grace. Will come back with a few friends to check out Bello bars.
BlackThought
12-13-21, 05:57
Colombian Girls are heavy and pudgy, very few fit and slender.
I would never return to Bogota, just ugly and dusty, rems of feces and piss everywhere around Santa Fe.
Cartagena is good for sight seeing. Bring street girls near clock tower to your hotel. Lock all your valuables up.
Medellin is a beautiful city with lots to see. Bars and Lleras girls are hard ER need hoes. Areas Sw of Botero be please and iglesia de Veracruz have hot sweet young girls. Get their tels and order to hotels.
Found a few pretty and very sweet Civie girls. This people is sweet, gentle and full of love and grace. Will come back with a few friends to check out Bello bars.South Americans workout more than Mexicans. Lot of top Latina fitness models are Colombians / Brazilians. Sounds like you've explored all the main destinations in Colombia. I found my ATF in Cartagena, she's a black venny that offered mind blowing sex.
DramaFree11
12-13-21, 15:10
South Americans workout more than Mexicans. Lot of top Latina fitness models are Colombians / Brazilians. Sounds like you've explored all the main destinations in Colombia. I found my ATF in Cartagena, she's a black venny that offered mind blowing sex.Sorry, you are wrong on this one. Mexican girls work out way more then Colombian girls, not even close. I can not speak about Braz. I would not waste your time in Colombia, much better destinations in Mexico and the girls are way more better looking and fun.
Captain Solo
12-13-21, 16:36
Drama and BlackThought.
I went through p Lleras, club Isla, casa new Life, the women were so overweight, lumpy and tatted up looking ridiculous and repulsive. An Isla girl had two basketballs in her butt, 2 cantaloupes in her noobs, she could hardly walk. I was told Medellin is Colombia's capital of boobs butts implants.
Don't know how much exercise they do but most pack way too much fat in their bellies, hips, butts and thighs, looking grotesque in their pear-shape bodies. Looks like they have a severe diet and overeating problem unlike any country I have been to. Acreage Mexican girls are far more trim and fit.
I was staying near Santa Fe mall. In the afternoon hundreds young girls working in mall would walk past my hotel to public transport, almost all were pear shape. The beautiful Medellin woman is a bad myth unless you like pudgy, overweight, grotesque-looking women.
I found a few slim street girls behind iglesia Santa Cruz near Botero plaza, but the risks of having your phones and walkers stolen are high.
Santa Fe in Bogota has dumpy bars with some pudgy girls and trannies, the streets have young girls, mostly vennies, but it's filthy and again crimes risks are high.
As I had predicted, I went to Colombia primarily for sight seeing, not for girls. Nothing comes close to Tijuana with the convenience of hundreds young, healthy, pretty, flirty girls, all within a small bar block, and the fun and excitements in clubs like Hong Kong, Chicago, Tropical, Adelita.
DramaFree11
12-13-21, 17:11
Drama and BlackThought.
I went through p Lleras, club Isla, casa new Life, the women were so overweight, lumpy and tatted up looking ridiculous and repulsive. An Isla girl had two basketballs in her butt, 2 cantaloupes in her noobs, she could hardly walk. I was told Medellin is Colombia's capital of boobs butts implants.
Don't know how much exercise they do but most pack way too much fat in their bellies, hips, butts and thighs, looking grotesque in their pear-shape bodies. Looks like they have a severe diet and overeating problem unlike any country I have been to. Acreage Mexican girls are far more trim and fit.
I was staying near Santa Fe mall. In the afternoon hundreds young girls working in mall would walk past my hotel to public transport, almost all were pear shape. The beautiful Medellin woman is a bad myth unless you like pudgy, overweight, grotesque-looking women.
I found a few slim street girls behind iglesia Santa Cruz near Botero plaza, but the risks of having your phones and walkers stolen are high.
Santa Fe in Bogota has dumpy bars with some pudgy girls and trannies, the streets have young girls, mostly vennies, but it's filthy and again crimes risks are high..Capt, you are 100% correct. I even met Hot Skinny girls when I was there and they wanted ass implants. Total myth. You forgot the part about lazy and jealous.
If you like fat chicks, crappy food and bad service, you will love MDE.
ScatManDoo
12-13-21, 19:30
I found a few slim street girls behind iglesia Santa Cruz near Botero plaza, but the risks of having your phones and walkers stolen are high.You guys using walkers, take note.
BlackThought
12-14-21, 00:22
Sorry, you are wrong on this one. Mexican girls work out way more then Colombian girls, not even close. I can not speak about Braz. I would not waste your time in Colombia, much better destinations in Mexico and the girls are way more better looking and fun.Here's the data https://www.statista.com/statistics/883867/latin-america-distribution-rate-overweight-obesity/.
I've also traveled to both Colombia and Mexico. I've seen a higher % of fatter women in Mexico than Colombia. Mexico has the highest obesity rate in all of Latin America. If you're comparing HK club girls against the street walkers in Colombia then that's not a fair comparison. Should compare them to the girls in Gusto night club.
BlackThought
12-14-21, 00:28
I went to Colombia primarily for sight seeing, not for girls. Nothing comes close to Tijuana with the convenience of hundreds young, healthy, pretty, flirty girls, all within a small bar block, and the fun and excitements in clubs like Hong Kong, Chicago, Tropical, Adelita.Colombia was my favorite place to monger for Latinas, but after my first trip to HK club, I'm just going to stick with Tijuana as I can do short 2 night trips and the chicas speak English which is a huge plus. Especially $300 for TLN, in Colombia it was $200, but after factoring in the cost of flight, flight time, lack of English, terrible food (Colombian cuisine is not something I enjoy), I'll stick with HK club.
Haven't checked out the other bars as I was drugged my first night and didn't have the energy to explore. Yes, MDE can be very dangerous, watch out for the two guys on mopeds (one drives, the other has a gun / knife and will rob u).
Bunter Hiden
12-14-21, 01:04
Is HPV vaccine mandated? Or something you have to specifically request? I DATY a lot.Sadly no mandate. When the vaccine for HPV first came out the two dose treatment was $600. Now I don't have a clue what that translates in other countries (look at vitamin V in USA vs Mexico). You would think that if it is a cancer vaccine that every health care provider would rush it out free ($600 vaccine vs $600,000 long rode. Shame it's a numbers game. I will make it my duty to find the Tijuana answer to that. Maybe open a monger clinic!! Q-have you been to HK? Monger-yes. Time for a few swabs and don't kiss your wife till the results are in. HK could enhance their limo service with a damn sexy nurse working that angle.
BlackThought
12-14-21, 02:19
Sadly no mandate. When the vaccine for HPV first came out the two dose treatment was $600. Now I don't have a clue what that translates in other countries (look at vitamin V in USA vs Mexico). You would think that if it is a cancer vaccine that every health care provider would rush it out free ($600 vaccine vs $600,000 long rode. Shame it's a numbers game. I will make it my duty to find the Tijuana answer to that. Maybe open a monger clinic!! Q-have you been to HK? Monger-yes. Time for a few swabs and don't kiss your wife till the results are in. HK could enhance their limo service with a damn sexy nurse working that angle.Damn, good to know. I'm going to ask my doctor if I've already gotten the HPV vaccine and if not I'm willing to pay $600 if it means lower cancer risk. Thanks!
DramaFree11
12-14-21, 02:35
Don't be fooled folks, Senor Solo is just putting out disinformation to stop the flood of gringos descending on his newly-discovered paradise. He is planning multiple yearly trips to Mede from now on and want's it all for himself. We all know Colombian chicks are superhot--leave Mexican gordibuenas in the dust. The Hong Kong Club is not Mexico.This is crazy. I am just getting back from a weekend in.
M. City. I see more hot girls in one night in CDMX, then I saw in 3 months in MDE.
The only thing good about MDE the view, the rest horrible. If you have very low standards and you love being around sex tourist, MDE is a perfect destination.
You guys can quote all the statistics you want the girls in the big city in Mexico are way better looking then your jealous, lazy Colombian Chicas.
Don't be fooled folks, Senor Solo is just putting out disinformation to stop the flood of gringos descending on his newly-discovered paradise. He is planning multiple yearly trips to Mede from now on and wants it all for himself. We all know Colombian chicks are superhot and leave Mexican gordibuenas in the dust. The Hong Kong Club is not Mexico.Curious to know what Captain Solo has to say about that.
I, OTOH, tend to agree with Frogg, in that I think Colombian chicks leave Mexican chicks in the dirt, in general. Honk Kong girls may be the exception. IMO, all the other clubs in Tijuana are full of obese, unattractive girls.
...I've also traveled to both Colombia and Mexico. I've seen a higher % of fatter women in Mexico than Colombia. Mexico has the highest obesity rate in all of Latin America. If you're comparing HK club girls against the street walkers in Colombia then that's not a fair comparison. Should compare them to the girls in Gusto night club.Me too, I've mongered in both Tijuana and Colombia (Medellin and Cartagena) a number of times. My observations are similar to yours. Plus, I find Colombian women prettier.
In general high ambition people stay in better shape especially woman. So for instance, the single woman in nyc from Colombia are beautiful in excellent shape. These are woman who wanted to make something of themselves and left their parents behind etc. The beautiful Mexican woman are found at the San Ysidro outlets on weekends. They are high ambition woman who bailed on mexixo for higher income. I'm talking during covid when people in Mexico couldn't visit here. The woman in calle revulucion clubs, and the malls look pretty good. But walk to the poorer side streets and everyone is obese. So go where the money is and the woman will be in better shape.
I have delved in both Mexico and Colombia. Mexico since the 80's and Colombia since the early 2000's. Each country has its advantages and disadvantages. The advantages of Mexico are easy access and probably the best food in the universe. The advantages of Colombia are the sheer number of chicas and the cost. In terms of quality, beauty is in the eye of the monger.
BlackThought
12-14-21, 23:05
I have delved in both Mexico and Colombia. Mexico since the 80's and Colombia since the early 2000's. Each country has its advantages and disadvantages. The advantages of Mexico are easy access and probably the best food in the universe. The advantages of Colombia are the sheer number of chicas and the cost. In terms of quality, beauty is in the eye of the monger.Huge advantage is that the girls in Tijuana are fluent in English, feels great not having to use google translate. Tijuana costs substantially more, but the fact that it's close enough to do a short 2 night trip is worth it for me. If I were planning a 7+ night monger trip then yeah I'd opt for Colombia as I can save a ton of $.
DramaFree11
12-15-21, 00:03
In general high ambition people stay in better shape especially woman. So for instance, the single woman in nyc from Colombia are beautiful in excellent shape. These are woman who wanted to make something of themselves and left their parents behind etc. The beautiful Mexican woman are found at the San Ysidro outlets on weekends. They are high ambition woman who bailed on mexixo for higher income. I'm talking during covid when people in Mexico couldn't visit here. The woman in calle revulucion clubs, and the malls look pretty good. But walk to the poorer side streets and everyone is obese. So go where the money is and the woman will be in better shape.Great point.
Huge advantage is that the girls in Tijuana are fluent in English, feels great not having to use google translate. Tijuana costs substantially more, but the fact that it's close enough to do a short 2 night trip is worth it for me. If I were planning a 7+ night monger trip then yeah I'd opt for Colombia as I can save a ton of $.I wouldn't go so far as to suggest that all of the girls in Tijuana are fluent in English. When I went there, I met a plenty who spoke little to no English. But, it was no problem since my Spanish is more than good enough to have a complete conversation, get the job done, and close the deal!
BlackThought
12-15-21, 01:40
I wouldn't go so far as to suggest that all of the girls in Tijuana are fluent in English. When I went there, I met a plenty who spoke little to no English. But, it was no problem since my Spanish is more than good enough to have a complete conversation, get the job done, and close the deal!I see, I chatted with about 5 of them and they were all able to hold a convo in English, guess I got lucky. The one I had TLN with was super fluent in English, college educated girl that has a visa to enter the states.
Captain Solo
12-15-21, 04:09
Senor Frogg must be joking. He knows I would never put disinformation out to fool the bros. In contrary to Senor Frogg's assertion, I don't care if guys go to Colombia or Tijuana for sex. I think it's a mistake to spend time and money to go to Colombia just for sex, when Tijuana has hotter girls, better clubs and is more convenient.
I don't know where he got the idea I am planning multiple yearly trips to Colombia for girl. I am not going back to Colombia for girls. Also, who are the "We" in We all know Colombian chicks are super hot? Most putas I saw at Lleras, club La Isla, New Life Casa are way overweight with pear-shape bodies, big bellies, big butts, thick thighs, looking sick and freakish. They are the opposite of commonly-accepted international standards of beauty, like those of Miss USA, Miss Universe.
Club Luna Lunera had 6 to 8 girls, bodies looked more proportional, not the pear-shaped women in other venues.
Cocr Brotheler
12-15-21, 07:37
I know this isn't a CO thread but a lot of discussion of it in here. Becoming increasingly dissatisfied with "U.S. dream" and social unrests. I have enough pension income now to do it if I want. $2000/ mo. + more as I age. In San Diego still could only afford a small apartment and nothing else.
I can continue making "big bucks" in USA Almost $100 K / yr. and in a good month maybe save $2 K but why? And that is with absolutely zero SA or SB action which is very risky now in TX and then they girls keep want repeating which drains the finances very quickly.
I want to pursue some small business opportunities and with 1/3 the rent in Medellin and half the food costs could easily live off my pensions and not need dip into my savings. Also could garner some remote work opportunities in addition to some small consulting I am doing already while pursuing small business start ups.
Also I could do this from somewhere in MEX but love Colombia greenery and lower cost of living. Life is too short if have the means to live somewhere else! And not all about being able to phuck as much poon as I want but being able to do so legally when I desire.
When I lived I South Florida and had generous and accepted vacation days I could go to CO over even long weekends and also flex work days to take only 4 vacation days and be gone in CO 11 days! Now with current demanding employer in TX and 1 day testing requirement and possibly being quarantined in a foreign country it is making life miserable. Time now for me to say good-bye to the chains of full time W-2 jobs in the U.S. for awhile.
ZeroDc4213
12-15-21, 13:10
I speak rudimentary Spanish, but what are some of the terms that would he useful with Zona Norte girls?
Captain Solo
12-15-21, 19:08
Cocr,
What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?
In contrary, Tijuana is right next to San Diego with its good healthcare system and many medical facilities staffed with competent professionals. If you are stricken by illness, you can walk, crawl or hire some guys to push your wheelchair across CBP checkpoint and dial 911. An ambulance will be happy to run over quickly, pick you up and deliver you to the right medical facilities, medical care givers will do everything available, including some very expensive procedures, so they can bill your insurance or Medicare. Isn't that sweet?
You can find decent 2-bedroom apartments in clean, safe areas near the border pretty cheap. Partner up with another guy so you can look out for each other in emergencies. By my estimation you would have plenty money left from your pension every month to spoil your bar sweethearts to death.
Hope to see you alive in Tijuana than shriveling to death in Colombia. I am not going to comment on the obese, pear-shaped, freakish putas with dead fish pussies in P Lleras, Club La Isla, new Life casa de citas ect who will likely shock you and give you a major heart attack the first week hehe.
Captain Solo
12-15-21, 19:21
Man,
I am glad I am back home in CA.
Under CoVid, the only countries available for travel were in South / Central America. I announced my intent to travel a few weeks in advance. It was very nice that a few other ISG bros were also in those countries at the same time. It was easy to arrange to meet. Had lots of fun drinking, chasing putas all over those sexy spots with those wild guys hehehe.
Panama City is a shithole. Bar Bocatorena has about 30 girls, most heavy and pudgy, I found a few petit, skinny ones and I'd one tall, beautiful one, each costed $10, including the cramped and nasty rooms upstairs with filthy walls, grimy floors, old mattresses, old sheets, no towels, with an open toilets right next to the bed. Damn, it was repulsive but I had to take a few for the team hehe.
Panama's old town Castro Viejo has a lot of run down, dangerously collapsing old buildings along dark, narrow streets with broken sidewalks, lots of dog shit and vagrants begging, selling. Groups of 4-6 policias with flashing patrol cars are posted at every major corners day and night, armed with hand guns and M4 carbines. Looks like there had been serious crimes against tourists and local government means to prevent them. There were few tourists while I was there. Hotels in Castro Viejo are very expensive. I booked a tiny AirBnB condo with kitchenette half a block from the ocean. The beach is an immense mud flat dumped full of debris, construction materials and rock boulders since the Spanish occupation time. Restaurants are all tiny, expensive holes in the wall except the upscale Casa Blanca at Plaza Bolivars with outdoors seating's, but it was raining on an doff day and night. Unable to find any taxi at night, I walked about 7 blocks from bar Bocatorenas downtown back to the condo in Castro Viejo, it was dark like a ghost town, with lots of dark, wet, filthy alleys, pretty scary. Panama City and Castro Viejo are not recommended.
Bogota's Santa Fe district has lots of girls on streets, in bars and casa de citas, many Vennies, some very hot, but the whole area is muddy, filthy and nasty, dog shit every where, reeking of feces and urine. ST hotel rooms are about the same cleanliness as Tijuana. Food in Colombia is very bland, nothing good even in upscale restaurants.
Cartagena has a very beautiful, nice, clean old Spanish town and the largest Spanish old fort in South America, good for sight seeing. Lots of hot girls around the old Clock Tower, Torres del Reloj, and near clubs inside the walled city, but they were being cracked down and dispersed when I was there. Picked up a Vennie girl in front of Space. In the hotel she claimed to be hungry so I left her alone in my room for 1 minute to get her a beer, the stupid biitch stole my phone with all my contacts, travel plans and docs in it. Could have been a big problem. Cannot trust any one on the road especially putas, and don't give them any courtesies. Hotel manager said these girls would steal anything. The beach is mehh, water murky. Every 5 minutes there were men. Women, children try to sell your drugs, not worth spending any time.
Medellin is a very beautiful, scenic city with nice weather, dry, cool. I went to bars at the famous Lleras park, upscale Isla club, low price casas. Girls here are mostly heavy and pudgy, heavily tattooed, very hard to find slim spinners. I took a pretty one, no tats but she had a very foul-smelling dead-fish pussy, then she was trying to steal from my luggage. Took a couple street girls behind Iglesia de Vera Cruz, nice, slim, fresh, ST hotels fairly nice and clean, recommended day time only, all stores closed after sundown and crimes are big problems. Medellin is good for sightseeing.
Overall Tijuana and Hong Kong club have a lot of young, trim, fit, attractive Latinas of all sizes, shapes, colors and personalities, services and prices, conveniently available within 1 small safe block 24/7/365.
Will go Tijuana this weekend Fri. , Sat or Sunday. Any bros wanting to go PM me.
Captain Solo
12-15-21, 19:30
Worked great for me all over South America in both conversation and transcribe modes.
There is no WIFI in HK. Download the Spanish dictionary to use inside.
Dickus Maximus
12-15-21, 23:37
Medellin is a very beautiful, scenic city with nice weather, dry, cool. I went to bars at the famous Lleras park, upscale Isla club, low price casas. Girls here are mostly heavy and pudgy, heavily tattooed, very hard to find slim spinners. I took a pretty one, no tats but she had a very foul-smelling dead-fish pussy, then she was trying to steal from my luggage. Took a couple street girls behind Iglesia de Vera Cruz, nice, slim, fresh, ST hotels fairly nice and clean, recommended day time only, all stores closed after sundown and crimes are big problems. Medellin is good for sightseeing.
I had a much better experience in Colombia. As cheap as it is there, I would go for the higher end girls. At $10 a pop you get what you pay for. And the food and drinks at Park Lleras are great, but the girls will knife you. There is really great fun to be had, but not generally worth the travel for me.
Man,
I am glad I am back home in CA.
Under CoVid, the only countries available for travel were in South / Central America. I announced my intent to travel a few weeks in advance. It was very nice that a few other ISG bros were also in those countries at the same time. It was easy to arrange to meet. Had lots of fun drinking, chasing putas all over those sexy spots with those wild guys hehehe.
Panama City is a shithole. Bar Bocatorena has about 30 girls, most heavy and pudgy, I found a few petit, skinny ones and I'd one tall, beautiful one, each costed $10, including the cramped and nasty rooms upstairs with filthy walls, grimy floors, old mattresses, old sheets, no towels, with an open toilets right next to the bed. Damn, it was repulsive but I had to take a few for the team hehe.
Panama's old town Castro Viejo has a lot of run down, dangerously collapsing old buildings along dark, narrow streets with broken sidewalks, lots of dog shit and vagrants begging, selling. Groups of 4-6 policias with flashing patrol cars are posted at every major corners day and night, armed with hand guns and M4 carbines. Looks like there had been serious crimes against tourists and local government means to prevent them. There were few tourists while I was there. Hotels in Castro Viejo are very expensive. I booked a tiny AirBnB condo with kitchenette half a block from the ocean. The beach is an immense mud flat dumped full of debris, construction materials and rock boulders since the Spanish occupation time. Restaurants are all tiny, expensive holes in the wall except the upscale Casa Blanca at Plaza Bolivars with outdoors seating's, but it was raining on an doff day and night. Unable to find any taxi at night, I walked about 7 blocks from bar Bocatorenas downtown back to the condo in Castro Viejo, it was dark like a ghost town, with lots of dark, wet, filthy alleys, pretty scary. Panama City and Castro Viejo are not recommended.
Bogota's Santa Fe district has lots of girls on streets, in bars and casa de citas, many Vennies, some very hot, but the whole area is muddy, filthy and nasty, dog shit every where, reeking of feces and urine. ST hotel rooms are about the same cleanliness as Tijuana. Food in Colombia is very bland, nothing good even in upscale restaurants.
Cartagena has a very beautiful, nice, clean old Spanish town and the largest Spanish old fort in South America, good for sight seeing. Lots of hot girls around the old Clock Tower, Torres del Reloj, and near clubs inside the walled city, but they were being cracked down and dispersed when I was there. Picked up a Vennie girl in front of Space. In the hotel she claimed to be hungry so I left her alone in my room for 1 minute to get her a beer, the stupid biitch stole my phone with all my contacts, travel plans and docs in it. Could have been a big problem. Cannot trust any one on the road especially putas, and don't give them any courtesies. Hotel manager said these girls would steal anything. The beach is mehh, water murky. Every 5 minutes there were men. Women, children try to sell your drugs, not worth spending any time..Sounds like you had a crap time all the way around! I have been to all of those places, and it's absolutely not how I remember any of them. It's been a good while though, and of course things can change. But in every single one of them? Not likely, and it's not the kind of intel that I see in other reports. But if Panama City is now how you describe it, then that really pains me because it was always really nice when I went, including the old town. It was so nice that it was like you weren't in Central America anymore! And hot girls were easily found in all of the places you visited. Now, if that tute stole from you, then that's on you because you left yourself vulnerable. Always lock your shit up, and never leave a tute alone in your room! That's mongering 101 bro.
To be honest, over the years I have read many of your posts, and I feel like you've always had a very strong bias towards Tijuana to where you can't enjoy any other place and give it a fair chance. I've been there to Tijuana too, and overall was not impressed with it as a mongering destination where I would go out of my way to take a "sex vacation" to. If I ever went again, it would only be because I happened to be in the area. There other places I strongly prefer, especially my two favorites of Brazil and Germany. Plenty of hot girls who provide the kind of sexual services that I desire, and that were too hard to find consistently in Tijuana (PSE, BBBJs, CIM, and anal sex). I find it interesting that you chose to place your report here versus posting it in the respective South American threads. Had you done so, you probably would have drawn lots of incoming fire from the bros who frequent those destinations regularly to monger.
Captain Solo
12-16-21, 01:06
Dickus,
My wingman worked on Tinder dates, he said it did not work in MDE. He got a couple girls in CTG but they were heavy pudgy with big ass, not attractive to me.
So where are the high-end girls?
I actually liked the young fresh, pretty girls behind the Iglesia de Vera Cruz. They looked very attractive, had no problems with stinky pussies or bad attitudes.
Federico69
12-16-21, 01:07
I speak rudimentary Spanish, but what are some of the terms that would he useful with Zona Norte girls?Check out this link: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1808-Mexican-Spanish-Phrases.
There is lots of info on phrases / questions to use with the chicas.
BlackThought
12-16-21, 03:00
To be honest, over the years I have read many of your posts, and I feel like you've always had a very strong bias towards Tijuana to where you can't enjoy any other place and give it a fair chance. I've been there to Tijuana too, and overall was not impressed with it as a mongering destination where I would go out of my way to take a "sex vacation" to. If I ever went again, it would only be because I happened to be in the area. There other places I strongly prefer, especially my two favorites of Brazil and Germany. Plenty of hot girls who provide the kind of sexual services that I desire, and that were too hard to find consistently in Tijuana (PSE, BBBJs, CIM, and anal sex). I find it interesting that you chose to place your report here versus posting it in the respective South American threads. Had you done so, you probably would have drawn lots of incoming fire from the bros who frequent those destinations regularly to monger.I love Germany, didn't go to the top clubs in Frankfurt, but have been to several by Dusseldorf Area. Acapulco Velbert (only 40 euro for 30 min), living room, goldentime (50 euro for 30 min). Goldentime was my favorite and really loved the environment, not grimey / dangerous like mongering in Latin America. Never had to worry about getting drugged / robbed by a girl / thug. BBBJ was standard too, didn't need to request it. Also never ran into stinky pussy and I DATY so many pussies that I've lost count. I think twice about DATY in Latin America jaja.
...To be honest, over the years I have read many of your posts, and I feel like you've always had a very strong bias towards Tijuana to where you can't enjoy any other place and give it a fair chance...I was there at the same time as him, and I am still in Medellin. I even met Captain Solo and had a few beers with him at a bar in parque Lleras in Medellin. My wingman and I also spent some time in Cartagena.
From what I read about Captain solo extensive posting in the Tijuana forum, he has always been biased towards Mexican chicks. He was also always critical of Colombian women, yet I believe this is the first time has visited the country.
BlackThought
12-16-21, 04:23
I was there at the same time as him, and I am still in Medellin. I even met Captain Solo and had a few beers with him at a bar in parque Lleras in Medellin. My wingman and I also spent some time in Cartagena.
From what I read about Captain solo extensive posting in the Tijuana forum, he has always been biased towards Mexican chicks. He was also always critical of Colombian women, yet I believe this is the first time has visited the country.Based on my firsthand experience, Colombians, Venezuelans, and Costa Ricans are in much better shape than Mexicans. Just look at the escorts on mexico Lindo bar, I would rather jerk my meat than have sex with those pudgy whales. HK club is the exception, and I'm glad that it is.
Who's in charge of all the girls increasing prices 30% overnight? Who makes that decision? If the girls keep all their money, you would think it wouldn't be the bar owners or Maseros. The increase price seems to cost all other people who work in the Zona $$. Less money to go around, less men going to Zona. But so many girls talk about not telling anyone they let you have 10 minutes of sex for $80. Because really, how many of that 30 minutes is actual pushy slamming or sucking you? 10 to 13 minutes in most cases.
To be honest, over the years I have read many of your posts, and I feel like you've always had a very strong bias towards Tijuana . . . I've been there to Tijuana too, and overall was not impressed with it as a mongering . . . There other places I strongly prefer, especially my two favorites of Brazil and Germany. . . I find it interesting that you chose to place your report here versus posting it in the respective South American threads. Had you done so, you probably would have drawn lots of incoming fire from the bros who frequent those destinations regularly to monger.The Captain was posting in the appropriate threads throughout his trip, didn't cause too much of a firestorm. He was posting here because people on this thread were asking his opinions in light of his trip. Most people generally understand that what thrills one person won't do the same for another, including my favorite destination. I much prefer Colombia because of the numerous Venezuelans there, the Venezuelans have a look that I absolutely go for. Yet I appreciate Tijuana for what it has to offer as well, especially living so close to it most of the year.
Penetrador
12-16-21, 11:48
Cocr,
What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?
In contrary, Tijuana is right next to San Diego with its good healthcare system and many medical facilities staffed with competent professionals. If you are stricken by illness, you can walk, crawl or hire some guys to push your wheelchair across CBP checkpoint and dial 911. An ambulance will be happy to run over quickly, pick you up and deliver you to the right medical facilities, medical care givers will do everything available, including some very expensive procedures, so they can bill your insurance or Medicare. Isn't that sweet?
You can find decent 2-bedroom apartments in clean, safe areas near the border pretty cheap. Partner up with another guy so you can look out for each other in emergencies. By my estimation you would have plenty money left from your pension every month to spoil your bar sweethearts to death..Why are the India forums so popular? You want to talk about a shithole, I would never go to India.
Colombia on the other hand is paradise.
DonCarlos1234
12-16-21, 12:03
Dickus,
My wingman worked on Tinder dates, he said it did not work in MDE. He got a couple girls in CTG but they were heavy pudgy with big ass, not attractive to me.
So where are the high-end girls?
I actually liked the young fresh, pretty girls behind the Iglesia de Vera Cruz. They looked very attractive, had no problems with stinky pussies or bad attitudes.On this board they would be 7's if at a club or on the streets. Try SA if you are serious.
Has anybody seen or heard anything from Tomjackin? We're coming up on three months since he last posted anything, which is unusual for him. I always enjoyed his extensive reports covering destinations all over Latin America. And his face / nose in ass pics were always epic funny LOL! Hope all is good with him.
Captain Solo
12-16-21, 21:19
Just got back from 3 weeks in Colombia, Panama, Mexico City, went to HK Wednesday night 7 PM, sat in the middle of the club drinking, watching the strip show, flirting with girls, had around me over 200 sweet, smiling, healthy young girls, lots of new ones, pretty faces, beautiful bodies, beauty-pageant contestant quality, smiling, talking, flirting, seducing, trying to get me to the hotel. There were a lot fewer guys, ratio was about 3 to 1 girls to guys.
Its very nice to have convenient access to so many good-looking young girls in a fun, entertaining and exciting club without having to spend a lot of money.
Christmas is coming next weekend. The weather has been unusually cold this year, dropping down to 40 F at night. Street girls were shivering in the cold, legs shaking, faces turned ashen. The puta business is depressed. Lots of girls in bars and on streets are desperate to make extra incomes for the holiday. Most would fly home in the afternoon of Thursday Dec 23.
A few guys will meet and party in Hong Kong on Dec 18 m, starting 6 PM. We will likely have a table on the balcony. Look for me wearing a large white Panama hat I bought just for this purpose. Come by, say Hi and have some fun with the bros.
Captain Solo
12-16-21, 21:33
MLB's escorts are a bunch of old, lumpy women. A few years back at a party on Revo, MLB presented half a dozen of its women, all huge, overweight, lumpy, unattractive women, a dark woman had a huge belly with 7-month pregnancy, but she was on the call list and ready to go any time. I was disgusted.
MLB's escorts would rank very low in any commonly-accepted beauty standards. They would never be considered representatives of Mexican women and would never get near any Mexican beauty contest.
LuvMexicanas
12-16-21, 22:52
Crossed by foot and it went like this:
Agent. Where are you going?
Me. Centro.
Agent. Just for today?
Me. Yes (then he waived me through without even checking my passport).
I got some good exercise via a nice walk to Centro and now it's game time. Can't wait to watch NFL tonight in the Zona.
Captain Solo
12-16-21, 23:13
Went to Colombia beginning of Dec.
The first night in Cartagena, I picked up a fairly young Venezuelan hooker near Space Club in the Walled City. She stole my phone with all my contact info in it. She will pay heavy fines throughout her miserable thieving life.
The first night in Medellin, I picked up a pretty girl at Parque Lleras. She had an extremely offensive dead fish pussy which completely ruined the session. She then very quickly tried to steal things from my luggage. Lucky they did not stela my wallet or my passport, which I would be in even deeper shit! These girls are cold, cunning and hardened professional thieves. The bros are urged to exercise extreme caution. In contrary, I have never had anything stolen from me in Tijuana for 30+ years every weekend, sometimes twice a week. So the probability that Colombian putas will steal from you and harm you greatly, compared to Tijuana girls, is like 100 million to 1. It scares the shit out of me to have that kind of security risks on the road. A few guys in this thread are hot shot statisticians. Check out the math.
I got my old tel # back but cannot restore my contact list. The bros should back up their phones with the Android app regularly. The guys who go to Tijuana with me are very close friends and lots of fun to be with. We also look out for and support each other. Please send me your tel # so we can maintain contacts.
LuvMexicanas
12-17-21, 00:32
Has anybody seen or heard anything from Tomjackin? We're coming up on three months since he last posted anything, which is unusual for him. I always enjoyed his extensive reports covering destinations all over Latin America. And his face / nose in ass pics were always epic funny LOL! Hope all is good with him.Nah man but he's one of my favorite posters for the reasons you mentioned.
DramaFree11
12-17-21, 00:41
Why are the India forums so popular? You want to talk about a shithole, I would never go to India.
Colombia on the other hand is paradise.Moscow, Parts of Europe, Tijuana, MTY, Mexico City, and add in the beach resorts in Mexico. These places are paradise. Colombia is a dump, with terrible food.
ScatManDoo
12-17-21, 01:24
MLB's escorts are a bunch of old, lumpy women. A few years back at a party on Revo, MLB presented half a dozen of its women, all huge, overweight, lumpy, unattractive women, a dark woman had a huge belly with 7-month pregnancy, but she was on the call list and ready to go any time. I was disgusted.
MLB's escorts would rank very low in any commonly-accepted beauty standards. They would never be considered representatives of Mexican women and would never get near any Mexican beauty contest.Whenever I'd run into Dennis, I would always tease him about having a chucky line-up.
But the last two times we ran into each other, he encouraged me to look again at his website. Asserting he had lots of thin girls added to his line-up.
These recent run-in times were more than a year ago.
I did look at his MexicoLindoBar website, and, was shocked at how many women were in his agency, way more than 50.
I thought most of them were too heavy for my tastes, but I did see numerous flaca choices he had to offer.
A big portion of his ladies back then were on his 8-hour TLN program for $300, which seemed to be the best priced escort deal I ever heard of.
But I don't hear or read much about escorts, since I am more of a street girl and walker aficionado.
BlackThought
12-17-21, 01:31
Why are the India forums so popular? You want to talk about a shithole, I would never go to India.
Colombia on the other hand is paradise.Never would've guessed India to be a popular monger destination. Definitely not a destination on my list.
BlackThought
12-17-21, 01:34
Crossed by foot and it went like this:
Agent. Where are you going?
Me. Centro.
Agent. Just for today?
Me. Yes (then he waived me through without even checking my passport).
I got some good exercise via a nice walk to Centro and now it's game time. Can't wait to watch NFL tonight in the Zona.How often do you visit Tijuana? When's the last time you've been to Mexicali? Sounds like you and Cap are always in Tijuana.
Cocr Brotheler
12-17-21, 02:48
Cocr,
What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?
In contrary, Tijuana is right next to San Diego with its good healthcare system and many medical facilities staffed with competent professionals. If you are stricken by illness, you can walk, crawl or hire some guys to push your wheelchair across CBP checkpoint and dial 911. An ambulance will be happy to run over quickly, pick you up and deliver you to the right medical facilities, medical care givers will do everything available, including some very expensive procedures, so they can bill your insurance or Medicare. Isn't that sweet?
You can find decent 2-bedroom apartments in clean, safe areas near the border pretty cheap. Partner up with another guy so you can look out for each other in emergencies. By my estimation you would have plenty money left from your pension every month to spoil your bar sweethearts to death.
Hope to see you alive in Tijuana than shriveling to death in Colombia. I am not going to comment on the obese, pear-shaped, freakish putas with dead fish pussies in P Lleras, Club La Isla, new Life casa de citas ect who will likely shock you and give you a major heart attack the first week hehe.I think it's a risk wherever you go. MEX ain't rich either and only small percent of ICU beds per the population. I would not go bare only depending on whichever country's public healthcare system and would most likely still pay for catastrophic plan. Luckily at age 60 I receive health insurance from the military. For everyone under medicare at age 65 can still qualify for supplemental if living outside USA but need have established residence in USA.
I have been to Colombia so many times across 6 different cities and have seen the good areas too but yes is a poor latin country.
A HUGE negative is if go on a pensionado visa in Colombia you get taxed nearly 40% on GLOBAL income!! I just learned that this week. Phuck that ain't paying them 40% on any of my take. Is why some people travel like nomads which I don't care to do. MEX looking better in that aspect. Colombia just fine if have the resources but after thinking through GLOBAL income tax bullshit this week I proly not going there long term.
Lleras and Gustos very clip jointed. New Life use to be better. My last trip 2 years ago went to some more off the beaten path MPs and found some nice tight bodied finds but had to use my Spanish!
RikyMichaels7
12-17-21, 03:38
I have dated several girls from La Zona Norte. I would say approximately 95% of them are nothing but parasite cockroaches, out for one thing. To extort every dime out of me that they can possibly get their hands on. And yes, I have stupidly fallen for a few of them and gotten shafted out of paying their rent, etc. The common theme I have found is that most of them work several gringos at a time to put on the charm, befriend them and then engage in the extortion process. Most of them have no shame whatsoever and will lie, and lie and lie. I find it hilarious that 3 or 4 of them, who had me blocked for most of this year are all of a sudden unblocking me and acting very friendly. Bottom line is that it is the holiday season and they need money for gifts for their kids and their local boyfriends. Hilarious.
I have been to Colombia so many times across 6 different cities and have seen the good areas too but yes is a poor latin country.
A HUGE negative is if go on a pensionado visa in Colombia you get taxed nearly 40% on GLOBAL income!! I just learned that this week. Phuck that ain't paying them 40% on any of my take. Is why some people travel like nomads which I don't care to do. MEX looking better in that aspect. Colombia just fine if have the resources but after thinking through GLOBAL income tax bullshit this week I proly not going there long term.The rate is 40% minus your US Tax rates, and a bunch of stuff is excluded, plus there's a bunch of deductions. It's just like everyone else's tax code. Super out of date, complex, and not anywhere as bad (relatively speaking) as everyone initially thinks.
Next time you're down there, take an afternoon and talk to an immigration and tax attorney there, if you're ever curious about staying there semi-permanently.
Pre-COVID, I was planning on retiring to Mexico or South America, and the time I spent talking to a Tax Attorney in Guadalajara was some of the best money I've spent. I completely intend to talk to both an Immigration and Tax attorney next time I'm in Bogota, because Colombia is very high on my semi / retirement list.
Penetrador
12-17-21, 12:53
Moscow, Parts of Europe, Tijuana, MTY, Mexico City, and add in the beach resorts in Mexico. These places are paradise. Colombia is a dump, with terrible food.Bro,
Indian food is terrible.
I have dated several girls from La Zona Norte. I would say approximately 95% of them are nothing but parasite cockroaches, out for one thing. To extort every dime out of me that they can possibly get their hands on. And yes, I have stupidly fallen for a few of them and gotten shafted out of paying their rent, etc. The common theme I have found is that most of them work several gringos at a time to put on the charm, befriend them and then engage in the extortion process. Most of them have no shame whatsoever and will lie, and lie and lie. I find it hilarious that 3 or 4 of them, who had me blocked for most of this year are all of a sudden unblocking me and acting very friendly. Bottom line is that it is the holiday season and they need money for gifts for their kids and their local boyfriends. Hilarious.When in Rome pay the Roman women, when not in Rome do not pay them.
Why are the India forums so popular? .....The India forums have several thousands of posts, over 90% of them are guys asking for help.
Baxter Slade
12-17-21, 17:04
I And yes, I have stupidly fallen for a few of them and gotten shafted out of paying their rent, etc. The common theme I have found is that most of them work several gringos at a time to put on the charm, befriend them and then engage in the extortion So true. Here is a joke I read on another site that is perfect for the situation you describe.
An HK girl walks into Hallmark a few days before Valentine's Day and says to the clerk, "Do you have card that says when I met you I was just an innocent girl and you taught me about love, you alone fulfill me and make me feel like the luckiest girl alive, I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
The clerk replies, "Yes, we have a card that says exactly that."
HK girl says, "Great, give me eight please."
To funny.
RikyMichaels7
12-17-21, 20:21
So true. Here is a joke I read on another site that is perfect for the situation you describe.
An HK girl walks into Hallmark a few days before Valentine's Day and says to the clerk, "Do you have card that says when I met you I was just an innocent girl and you taught me about love, you alone fulfill me and make me feel like the luckiest girl alive, I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
The clerk replies, "Yes, we have a card that says exactly that."
HK girl says, "Great, give me eight please."
To funny.Baxter,
That is funnier than hell but oh so true. I was in Adelitas last weekend and met a girl from Colombia (I know, here we go again with the Colombia theme). She was attractive and very friendly and actually spoke good English. She told me she has a Visa and would like to come and visit me in Long Beach. After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.
It just amazes me how these putas can come up with these extortion scenarios. LOL. Pretty creative using the junkyard photo.
Baxter,
That is funnier than hell but oh so true. I was in Adelitas last weekend and met a girl from Colombia (I know, here we go again with the Colombia theme). She was attractive and very friendly and actually spoke good English. She told me she has a Visa and would like to come and visit me in Long Beach. After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.
It just amazes me how these putas can come up with these extortion scenarios. LOL. Pretty creative using the junkyard photo.I know I'm going to come off as a jerk but just giving my observation. It seems that for someone that has had bad experiences with girls in Tijuana you like the attention of them contacting you. I also don't see how her asking for money is extortion, I would see it as an opportunity for you to tell her you would like to help and set up a date with her when she not working.
RikyMichaels7
12-18-21, 04:14
I know I'm going to come off as a jerk but just giving my observation. It seems that for someone that has had bad experiences with girls in Tijuana you like the attention of them contacting you. I also don't see how her asking for money is extortion, I would see it as an opportunity for you to tell her you would like to help and set up a date with her when she not working.Dude, don't insult my intelligence. Your response regarding this being an opportunity for me to tell her that I would like to help and set up a date with her is completely and utterly naive and frankly ridiculous.
SportMongr
12-18-21, 05:27
Just got back from Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta and while this is a Tijuana forum I want to mention the prices.
Street hooker near downtown Guadalajara was $70 fully nude for 45 minutes with a couple positions. There is a little Zone of Tolerance street near downtown where the girls hang out. The peradita's body was gorgeous but she would not let me take any pictures even when I offered to pay her a huge tip extra. Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.
Guadalajara felts pretty safe in the daytime but Puerto Vallarta felt Very safe due to the huge amount of gringo tourists in that city.
G.Had a similar situation from a cute 30's spinner afternoon massage parlor. I could bet she did mostly hand jobs as there was concern and convo's with the older co worker as I requested the Bang. The who scene was actually quite comical because there was a taco stand right next door with touristy couples eating outside. Other random tourists walking by the store front. It was at least $80 with $20 going to the Grandma looking lady who watched the door way to make sure no one entered. It was practically a SG experience in 1 of 2 cubicles with a small massage table. I guess the $ for Grandma was for her to turn up the music and shut the door as the cheap massage table started ricketing and squeeking forward and back. I actually found this post looking for quick PVR info. To find out ISG doesn't really do outside of Tijuana. So I appreciate the mention and info. I'll try to stay away from the tourist traps. No bueno. But costly and ok if you need to get the poison out.
SportMongr
12-18-21, 07:14
Duh; { and the Puerta V threads.
Just got back from 3 weeks in Colombia, Panama, Mexico City, went to HK Wednesday night 7 PM, sat in the middle of the club drinking, watching the strip show, flirting with girls, had around me over 200 sweet, smiling, healthy young girls, lots of new ones, pretty faces, beautiful bodies, beauty-pageant contestant quality, smiling, talking, flirting, seducing, trying to get me to the hotel. There were a lot fewer guys, ratio was about 3 to 1 girls to guys.
Its very nice to have convenient access to so many good-looking young girls in a fun, entertaining and exciting club without having to spend a lot of money.
Christmas is coming next weekend. The weather has been unusually cold this year, dropping down to 40 F at night. Street girls were shivering in the cold, legs shaking, faces turned ashen. The puta business is depressed. Lots of girls in bars and on streets are desperate to make extra incomes for the holiday. Most would fly home in the afternoon of Thursday Dec 23.
A few guys will meet and party in Hong Kong on Dec 18 m, starting 6 PM. We will likely have a table on the balcony. Look for me wearing a large white Panama hat I bought just for this purpose. Come by, say Hi and have some fun with the bros.Plan on being in Tijuana Sat afternoon touristing around with female friends. Will try to swing by later at HK and say Hello, if your around.
G.
.... She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.....You wasted a lot of time with that back and forth.
Baxter, . After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of..This is one of the reasons I have a monger batphone that's only on while I'm down there or planning a trip. This way I don't deal with any of this stuff, and I always use them hitting me up for money as a way to extract a bunch of extras for lower rates, since they supposedly need the money and work is slow.
I always keep it friendly with them, but I never forget that their objective is to extract as much money out of me, and having sex is just the most transactional simple way for them to do it.
Captain Solo
12-18-21, 19:24
Greggy.
A couple guys will meet in HK Sat starting about 6 PM.
PM me your Tel so we can connect.
Perhaps you can bring your female friends in HK to show them how to act sexy and lusty like HK girls?
I always use them hitting me up for money as a way to extract a bunch of extras for lower rates, since they supposedly need the money and work is slow.
I always keep it friendly with them, but I never forget that their objective is to extract as much money out of me, and having sex is just the most transactional simple way for them to do it.Yeah not sure how trying to get a discounted date with a girl that needs money was an insult to his intelligence. They have something you want and you have something they want. Seems like an easy transaction to me.
Captain Solo
12-19-21, 00:56
Greggy.
The bar near PV's cruise pier apparently has been shutdown. They used to do $60-100 sessions for cruise passengers. A few years ago a Gringo had money dispute with a puta, was chased down and shot to death by her BF with a Colt. 45 outside that bar.
I was in PV a few years ago. There were a few puta bars on the main road each with 3, 4 hot young spinners sitting around, no clients. They all wanted $200-300ST sessions and would not budge despite having no business. Looked like they were controlled by cartels' pimps and had to follow orders.
There is a bar hopping tour, a van taking people around to 5 or 6 bars along the malecon. There were single women hanging out at those bars, apparently open for pick ups. Further inland Sr Frog was a bar hundreds young people drink and party all night.
Of the coastal road North of the cruise ship pier and before the airport, there was a bullring on the right hand side with a dirt road. About 500 yards in that road there was a walled-in Zona Tolerencia with 5 bars surrounding a dirt parking lot. There were a couple hot young girls working even in the day time, about $60ST sessions. They take you behind the bars to their rooms. Everything was hot and spicy authentic Mexican. Not sure if that zona is still working.
Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.
Greggy.
A couple guys will meet in HK Sat starting about 6 PM.
PM me your Tel so we can connect.
Perhaps you can bring your female friends in HK to show them how to act sexy and lusty like HK girls?Arg. I should have checked the forum when I was over there. I was there for a while and thought I would recognize you as I roamed around. (lot of Asian guys in the club! Haha. Will PM you my number for a future Norte adventure.
HK was hopping a bit. I wandered around for a while and talked to a few girls asking prices and getting as much action as I could for $1 bills. One girl who's name I think was Erica from Guadalajara, her personality was so cool. I took her for a private dance and a couple minutes into it I knew I got to to upstairs with this girl. The kind of girl who didn't have any reservations on where your hands went. (she wouldn't let me put inside but still great) Seems if you meet 10 girls. One or two are just going to click a bit better than the others.
I gave her a nice tip as well as she was ok if I took her picture.
Dang. There was this other tiny spinner very short. That I saw a couple times but then I lost her. Think she was the shortest girl I have ever seen in HK.
G.
Master Monger
12-19-21, 18:40
Cocr,
What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to go to a hospital in America either has health coverage that's costing them $5000 a year or they don't understand anything about hospitals or doctors. The United States is the worst place to go to the doctor, it is also the worst place to buy medicine. 70% of the world does not need healthcare because the cost of going to the doctor is always less than US $100 and you can buy medicine in most countries for just a few dollars.
You might be able to convince somebody in this forum that the US healthcare system is good, but for intelligent people like myself we know better! Medical tourism exists because of countries like America who completely exploit those in need!
Although, you also believe that the US government doesn't overpay on its military contracts even though in 1999 the total budget for the military was less than 300 million and currently it is triple that at 900 billion. In the last 20 years who here has seen prices or salaries go up 300%?
MM.
BlackThought
12-19-21, 19:43
Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to go to a hospital in America either has health coverage that's costing them $5000 a year or they don't understand anything about hospitals or doctors. The United States is the worst place to go to the doctor, it is also the worst place to buy medicine. 70% of the world does not need healthcare because the cost of going to the doctor is always less than US $100 and you can buy medicine in most countries for just a few dollars.
You might be able to convince somebody in this forum that the US healthcare system is good, but for intelligent people like myself we know better! Medical tourism exists because of countries like America who completely exploit those in need!
Although, you also believe that the US government doesn't overpay on its military contracts even though in 1999 the total budget for the military was less than 300 million and currently it is triple that at 900 billion. In the last 20 years who here has seen prices or salaries go up 300%?.US is a terrible place to get sick, so many Americans have to choose between insulin or a meal is sad. If you have money, it's great, get the best care from top doctors etc. Our government gives away our tax dollars to fund pharma R&Don new drugs, then the pharma sells it to us at a much higher price than they do in other countries. We are pretty much subsidizing medicine for the rest of the world.
Europe has a way better healthcare system than we do in the states.
Captain Solo
12-19-21, 20:02
Greg,
What happened to your female friend? Scared off by the hot and flirtsy HK girls?
The tiniest girl in HK is probably Cesia, about 4'8 85 lbs, looking clueless and innocent. You should try her. Glad you scored with this hot Erica from Guadalajara.
A couple guys will go again this week before the chicas all go home. They have been raring to go all year so this is their last chance. Let's have a party for year end.
BlackThought
12-19-21, 20:58
Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.That's no better than an AMP in the states jaja.
Greg,
What happened to your female friend? Scared off by the hot and flirtsy HK girls?
The tiniest girl in HK is probably Cesia, about 4'8 85 lbs, looking clueless and innocent. You should try her. Glad you scored with this hot Erica from Guadalajara.
A couple guys will go again this week before the chicas all go home. They have been raring to go all year so this is their last chance. Let's have a party for year end.Dang. Cesia sounds like the girl. She was hanging out in Chavellas prison when I saw her and then I lost her. Maybe next time.
Funny you should ask about the adventure with the girls. Myself and other female friends who are "Mexico" friendly crossed about 11 am. One of the girls has not been to Tijuana so we visited several places before a late lunch at the infamous Casear's restaurant.
After we eat it was probably 3:30 pm. We walked down to Plaza Cecelia so my buddy could see it which always has some action going on. Mind you I don't want these ladies down in Tijuana after dark. So they decided to go back but I never offered HK. At it just didn't feel like the right moment for that crazy shit!
If it was just myself and one of the gals I would have offered to have a drink / bite at Azuls. That place overlooking the alley is quite amazing with all the shit going on, especially if you have never been. And maybe. A peek into HK depending on how she handles Azuls.
Anyway. On another adventure I may expose her to that stuff as there are many adventures in the Tijuana land!!
G.
PokerLover11
12-20-21, 05:14
Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to go to a hospital in America either has health coverage that's costing them $5000 a year or they don't understand anything about hospitals or doctors. The United States is the worst place to go to the doctor, it is also the worst place to buy medicine. 70% of the world does not need healthcare because the cost of going to the doctor is always less than US $100 and you can buy medicine in most countries for just a few dollars.
You might be able to convince somebody in this forum that the US healthcare system is good, but for intelligent people like myself we know better! Medical tourism exists because of countries like America who completely exploit those in need!
Although, you also believe that the US government doesn't overpay on its military contracts even though in 1999 the total budget for the military was less than 300 million and currently it is triple that at 900 billion. In the last 20 years who here has seen prices or salaries go up 300%?.Even scarier is what Kissinger said at The Who Feb 25 2009 "Once the herd accepts vaccinations, it's game over. They will accept anything-forcible blood or organ donation- "for the greater good". We can genetically modify children and sterilize them-"for the greater good" control sheep minds and you control the herd. Vaccine makers stand to make billions. It's a big win win. We thin out the herd and the herd pays us for extermination services".
Maybe more tequila will fix it.
Long story. But my ex has hidden my passport and I'm on a flight to San Diego now.
I plan to get a expedited replacement at the passport service in SAN, but I've heard conflicting stories about requirements for crossing by foot.
My understanding is a passport is required no matter what. But some websites say you can cross with an expired one (I have) and a valid ID.
Any feedback from the experienced group here? I want to cross tonight.
You can cross with a receipt of passport application. The best place to apply is at the UCSD passport center. The Mexican immigration might let you enter with a expired passport. But they will make you purchase a FMM. You can apply a for a FMM pass online and you can enter for free. When crossing back to the US the best thing is to say you lost your passport. Just show them your drivers license and they will let you pass. If you show them your expired passport then they will automatically send you to secondary inspection.
Long story. But my ex has hidden my passport and I'm on a flight to San Diego now.
I plan to get a expedited replacement at the passport service in SAN, but I've heard conflicting stories about requirements for crossing by foot.
My understanding is a passport is required no matter what. But some websites say you can cross with an expired one (I have) and a valid ID.
Any feedback from the experienced group here? I want to cross tonight.
Baxter Slade
12-20-21, 17:07
Long story. But my ex has hidden my passport and I'm on a flight to San Diego now.
I plan to get a expedited replacement at the passport service in SAN, but I've heard conflicting stories about requirements for crossing by foot.
My understanding is a passport is required no matter what. But some websites say you can cross with an expired one (I have) and a valid ID.
Any feedback from the experienced group here? I want to cross tonight.Mexico is so hit and miss walking in. Sometimes nobody will even check. And on the other hand if asked present the expired passport and there is a chance they won't even notice. The worse scenario is they deny you entry and walk you back to the USA If you make it into Mexico coming back to the you. S with an expired passport and ID will be no problem.
If you are denied entry and dead set on going. You will find people willing to drive you in in the area of Jack In The Box corner. Of course its there business and they will want somewhere in the area of $50. So if you are able to find a ride in from maybe an amigo on here or one selling a ride no FMM is going to be needed when driving in.
Captain Solo
12-20-21, 18:03
RLGTIC,
Officially Mexico's Imm wants to see your passport, but you can always clalm passport was stolen and offer them a propina, like $10 will likely do. If that fails, come back in half hour and try it with a different Imm guy. If they still block you, call up the Hong Kong club to arrange for a guy to drive you across. No driver ever got checked for passport at the El Chaparral border entry check point. Alberto Quinto runs a VIP transport service, picking up guys from anywhere in San Diego and deliver them to Hong Kong / Cascada for a small fee.
On returning to the US, just claim with US Imm your passport was stolen (by the rotten wife) and present other IDs. Once you have a passport, US Imm has a lot of info on line they can quickly verify your Imm status. They kow a lot about you and have to let you back in by laws.
A bunch of San Diego girls wanted to party in Hong Kong so bad, they crossed the border even though they never had never been granted a passport. They came back to US without problem.
Long story. But my ex has hidden my passport and I'm on a flight to San Diego now.
I plan to get a expedited replacement at the passport service in SAN, but I've heard conflicting stories about requirements for crossing by foot.
My understanding is a passport is required no matter what. But some websites say you can cross with an expired one (I have) and a valid ID.
Any feedback from the experienced group here? I want to cross tonight.Different folks have had different results. But if you're an American citizen, they can't keep you out.
Worst Case: They send you to secondary and waste a lot of time convincing them you're a citizen. Then they let you in.
Best Case: The officer in the booth listens to your explanation and waves you through.
Different folks have had different results. But if you're an American citizen, they can't keep you out.
Worst Case: They send you to secondary and waste a lot of time convincing them you're a citizen. Then they let you in.
Best Case: The officer in the booth listens to your explanation and waves you through.He's asking if he can go to Mexico. If he's only going to Tijuana he can just pay 20 dollars to Mexican border guys in the office. Tell them your going for 1 night only. Because there's no permit given to you anyway. Otherwise you have to find a car going into Mexico. As far as returning goes you don't need anything but a drivers license makes it quicker.
Dickus Maximus
12-21-21, 03:09
Of the coastal road North of the cruise ship pier and before the airport, there was a bullring on the right hand side with a dirt road. About 500 yards in that road there was a walled-in Zona Tolerencia with 5 bars surrounding a dirt parking lot. There were a couple hot young girls working even in the day time, about $60ST sessions. They take you behind the bars to their rooms. Everything was hot and spicy authentic Mexican. Not sure if that zona is still working.
Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.The zona is still working and the quality of the establishments has improved. Don't think there is much going on in the daytime though. As for the MPs, $110 is less than you would pay for Hong Kong given that you get an hour and the room is included, but you will have to shop around to find an attractive one. Most of the MP girls are about 6's or lower. I did have a solid 8 in one though a few years ago.
Applying for a passport at the UCSD passport processing center is the best option. The passport card is only $60. The other advantage is that you don't have to worry if can cross into Mexico.
Mexico is so hit and miss walking in. Sometimes nobody will even check. And on the other hand if asked present the expired passport and there is a chance they won't even notice. The worse scenario is they deny you entry and walk you back to the USA If you make it into Mexico coming back to the you. S with an expired passport and ID will be no problem.
If you are denied entry and dead set on going. You will find people willing to drive you in in the area of Jack In The Box corner. Of course its there business and they will want somewhere in the area of $50. So if you are able to find a ride in from maybe an amigo on here or one selling a ride no FMM is going to be needed when driving in.
Long story. But my ex has hidden my passport and I'm on a flight to San Diego now.
I plan to get a expedited replacement at the passport service in SAN, but I've heard conflicting stories about requirements for crossing by foot.
My understanding is a passport is required no matter what. But some websites say you can cross with an expired one (I have) and a valid ID.
Any feedback from the experienced group here? I want to cross tonight.Crossing back into the US, just show them your Driver's license and tell them that you forgot your passport. Don't give them grief, be respectful, and you'll be fine. You're probably going to get sent to secondary and they'll look you up.
Crossing into Mexico, they'll probably give you some shit, and someone will pull you aside, and say that he can fix the infraction and give you a day pass or some nonsense for $30-40 bucks. It's a shakedown, it sucks, but you messed up. Again, be respectful and don't give them grief, and you'll be fine.
Even scarier is what Kissinger said at The Who Feb 25 2009 "Once the herd accepts vaccinations, it's game over. They will accept anything-forcible blood or organ donation- "for the greater good". We can genetically modify children and sterilize them-"for the greater good" control sheep minds and you control the herd. Vaccine makers stand to make billions. It's a big win win. We thin out the herd and the herd pays us for extermination services".
Maybe more tequila will fix it.The herd accepted vaccinations centuries ago.
Captain Solo
12-21-21, 17:51
Dickus,
That's good news PV's La Zona Tolerancia is still working, a good alternative to high-price bar putas.
I found a few attractive girls in those bars with the sweetest sessions. Why should anyone pay $300 for a ST session with bar girls when they can have $50 sessions with hot, 100% authentic Mexicanas hehe.
The herd accepted vaccinations centuries ago.I was in the military for 24 years. During that time I had 100's of vaccine put in me, including the antrax vaccine. I never got sick much during my service, and never once got any disease I was vaccinated against. I believe in vaccines but I also believe it is your choice to get them.
Even scarier is what Kissinger said at The Who Feb 25 2009 "Once the herd accepts vaccinations, it's game over. They will accept anything-forcible blood or organ donation- "for the greater good". We can genetically modify children and sterilize them-"for the greater good" control sheep minds and you control the herd. Vaccine makers stand to make billions. It's a big win win. We thin out the herd and the herd pays us for extermination services".
Maybe more tequila will fix it.As much as I detest that pontificating blowhard, I refuse to believe he said anything of the sort. None of that sounds like him.
RocksWithSalt
12-22-21, 15:46
As much as I detest that pontificating blowhard, I refuse to believe he said anything of the sort. None of that sounds like him.It has been debunked he did not say that and there are links to the transcript of his speech. https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-henry-kissinger-quote-manda/false-claim-henry-kissinger-quote-about-mandatory-vaccinations-idUSKBN22Y251.
I'm going to be in Tijuana for the 2 weeks surrounding New Years. I already plan on getting myself shagged senseless. What other activities can I partake in? I'm willing to rent a car to get to a destination but that's something new to me.
Captain Solo
12-23-21, 19:37
I am working on a proposed itinerary with a couple guys to visit the best vacation spots in Mexico with access to hot girls in bars, streets, Twitter:
There are lots of nonstop flights from Tijuana to major cities. 4 nonstop flights, each about 3 hours apart, total only $134. Dates are flexible. Let me know if you want to go:
TIJUANA – MEXICO CITY Fri, Jan 21 Volaris 3 HR 10 min Nonstop.
MEX – CANCUN Mon, Jan 24 VivaAerobus 2 HR 15 min Nonstop.
CANCUN – GUADALAJARA Fri, Jan 28 Volaris 2 HR 56 min Nonstop.
GDL – TIJUANA Thu, Feb 3 VivaAerobus 3 HR 10 min Nonstop.
. Myself and other female friends who are "Mexico" friendly crossed about 11 am. One of the girls has not been to Tijuana so we visited several places before a late lunch at the infamous Casear's restaurant.
After we eat it was probably 3:30 pm. We walked down to Plaza Cecelia so my buddy could see it which always has some action going on. Mind you I don't want these ladies down in Tijuana after dark. So they decided to go back but I never offered HK..Greg,
I don't understand why anyone would go Zona area with friends who are not explicitly interesting in HK club atmosphere.
Why bother? - come by yourself and enjoy HK, etc.
If you enjoy spending time with them aren't there many awesome places to hang out in San Diego?
OR were you doing them a favor of escorting them to Tijuana?
I find would find it torture being at the Arch and not walking to HK club, etc.
Greg,
I don't understand why anyone would go Zona area with friends who are not explicitly interesting in HK club atmosphere.
Why bother? - come by yourself and enjoy HK, etc.
If you enjoy spending time with them aren't there many awesome places to hang out in San Diego?
OR were you doing them a favor of escorting them to Tijuana?
I find would find it torture being at the Arch and not walking to HK club, etc.I bought a 7 o year old friend to Tijuana 2 years ago 3 pm. She's got a body of 30 year old. Rarely sees her husband. I took her to eat tacos and back to border before dark. She was scared. I wanted to take her to HK but she was to old for it.
Captain Solo
12-24-21, 07:45
Rambo,
I feel exactly he same as you.
Greggy is a nice guy. He let these evil women take advantage of him, never give him any benefits.
They are probably laughing at Greg behind his back.
Greg,
I don't understand why anyone would go Zona area with friends who are not explicitly interesting in HK club atmosphere.
Why bother? - come by yourself and enjoy HK, etc.
If you enjoy spending time with them aren't there many awesome places to hang out in San Diego?
OR were you doing them a favor of escorting them to Tijuana?
I find would find it torture being at the Arch and not walking to HK club, etc.Sorry for the confusion. The goal was never to tour them around Zona. These friends are females and were talking over 50 years old ok. I knew I wanted to connect up with the bro's after 6 pm and knew these ladies would enjoy a little Tijuana touring around before, so I just thought of combining the two and they would leave and I would stay later and head for HK.
Yes. I was doing them a bit of a favor but the places we visited. Are cool tourist places to visit so I just enjoy going as well. But it's a bit more fun with others etc.
We do get together and do some taco places in San Diego but it's not the same.
One of them speaks almost fluent Spanish and enjoys talking with the taxi drivers. Then vendors etc.
I also wanted them to meet the Tijuana local who retired down to Playus as she is looking for travel buddies for other parts of Mexico and I thought maybe one of these gals maybe interested if they met.
It's not easy to find people who are Tijuana friendly and just want to cross over and explore a bit.
G.
Hk slow Thursday night between Christmas and rain. Walked block east encountered a 3 some chica fist fest. Grabbed the puncher because I was already drunk. In end it had to do with exchange cell phones and they all went their separate ways. I do my best to patrol the Zona Norte for toda.
I'm going to be in Tijuana for the 2 weeks surrounding New Years. I already plan on getting myself shagged senseless. What other activities can I partake in? I'm willing to rent a car to get to a destination but that's something new to me.Go gambling at one of the casinos downtown or other places. You can bet on sports games.
Member #4730
12-24-21, 11:43
Go gambling at one of the casinos downtown or other places. You can bet on sports games.They have dog races at the Caliente hippodromo, restaurants galore, vip cinemas with loungers, Rosarito, Ensenada, Valle Guadalupe for wine, Puerto Nuevo for lobster, and the list could go on. Just read the forum. We have shared plenty of experiences here. Hope you have fun!
Captain Solo
12-24-21, 22:17
JohnLucid,
There are many fine Mexican as well as ethnic restaurants in Tijuana worth checking out.
Brazilian AYCE BBQ, Mr Pampas or Churrrascaris do Brazil, about 1 mile South of La Zona, weeknight specials as low as $12, weekends $18, their big slabs of prime rib are so tender and tasty.
Villa Saverios, about 2 miles South, Gastro park in El Centro, upscale place, classic Mexican / Italian cuisine.
A few fancy seafood places along the coast of Playa de Tijuana, will impress bar girls.
A few sushi places in El Centro, bar girls loooooves sushi hehe.
Take bar girls out for local dates, partying in local clubs in Zona Rio. You may find a few hot, young, willing civies and want to dump bar girls.
Spend 1 or 2 days in Ensenada with or without bar girls, AYCE lobster buffet for $10,10 fish tacos for $1 on the malecon precovid. Don't know if they are still open.
Deep sea fishing on party boats from Ensenada malecon. You will catch lots of sea bass and ling cods this season. You can donate your fresh catch to me. Let me know.
Ensenada's Baja 1000 race was a couple weeks ago. The town was full of piston heads and hot, young girls partying, getting ready for the race. I used to buy fresh seafood off the fish market and cook / grill them on hotel Santo Tomas' balcony, eating, drinking, partying all day, all night for cheap.
Drive down to San Quintin, take a panga out to play with whales and their calves wintering near the bay.
Fun things aside from girls?
BlackThought
12-26-21, 01:52
JohnLucid,
There are many fine Mexican as well as ethnic restaurants in Tijuana worth checking out.
Brazilian AYCE BBQ, Mr Pampas or Churrrascaris do Brazil, about 1 mile South of La Zona, weeknight specials as low as $12, weekends $18, their big slabs of prime rib are so tender and tasty.
Villa Saverios, about 2 miles South, Gastro park in El Centro, upscale place, classic Mexican / Italian cuisine.
A few fancy seafood places along the coast of Playa de Tijuana, will impress bar girls.
A few sushi places in El Centro, bar girls loooooves sushi hehe.
Take bar girls out for local dates, partying in local clubs in Zona Rio. You may find a few hot, young, willing civies and want to dump bar girls.
Spend 1 or 2 days in Ensenada with or without bar girls, AYCE lobster buffet for $10,10 fish tacos for $1 on the malecon precovid. Don't know if they are still open.I love Brazilian meat buffet, so damn good. Will check this spot out.
Captain Solo
12-26-21, 18:46
BlackThoughts.
Their prime ribs just melt in your mouth, full of good beefy tastes and flavors. That alone is worth going for, but you can also ask them to bring out your favorite cuts. Their salad bar got smaller after CoVid. Used to be full of fresh veggies, cheeses, exotic cold cuts and pastas. I hope they bring it back up like before.
Premium beers are only $2; wines start at about $15 a bottle.
Life is good.
Arrived at San Ysidro, parked at LAZ $10, walked across showing my Forma Migratoria Multiple that had previously cost me about $35, got a Taxi Libre over to Zona Norte 75 MXN found a pretty girl that does anal standing outside Hotel Ximena 30 MXN. So disappointing! No BBBJ and she could barely get past the head before she gagged. She had a nice tight ass but was absolutely silent. For the life of me, I just could not cum! And then time ran out. : Grabbed a Libre Taxi back to San Ysidro $5. The main reason for my trip was to assess the border crossing. I was in and out very smoothly, there wasn't a lot of traffic, didn't ask for my vaccine card. I'm going back again tonight.
MamaGuevos
12-29-21, 04:20
I was in playa del Carmen recently and while driving around town noticed that the pharmacies were advertising Viagra, Cialis, Azithromycin, Ambien and "pain medications " on signs all set up on the curb. I went into a pharmacy and inquired and indeed generic drugs, including valium. Ambien, Tylenol with codeine and percocet were available over the counter (although they were quite expensive). I decided against purchasing some sleepers and oxycodone, despite the temptation. I suspect that the narcotics are all fentanyl in small doses, but have no real idea what they are actually selling.
But I wondered, is this also true in a border city like Tijuana? I would have thought the DEA would be all over this, but I guess they are busy enough with the larger scale narco traffickers.
I was in playa del Carmen recently and while driving around town noticed that the pharmacies were advertising Viagra, Cialis, Azithromycin, Ambien and "pain medications " on signs all set up on the curb. I went into a pharmacy and inquired and indeed generic drugs, including valium. Ambien, Tylenol with codeine and percocet were available over the counter (although they were quite expensive). I decided against purchasing some sleepers and oxycodone, despite the temptation. I suspect that the narcotics are all fentanyl in small doses, but have no real idea what they are actually selling.
But I wondered, is this also true in a border city like Tijuana? I would have thought the DEA would be all over this, but I guess they are busy enough with the larger scale narco traffickers.I assume the DEA only has jurisdiction inside the borders of USA. Only an assumption of mine.
I am beginning to believe that the drug war could be won or a big dent into it is possible. But then the funding for the DEA and funding to Mexico for the assistance in the drug war would dry up. Therefore once in a while show some big drug busts to valid their existence and purpose but don't shut it down! Maintain status quo.
Cocr Brotheler
12-29-21, 07:59
I was in playa del Carmen recently and while driving around town noticed that the pharmacies were advertising Viagra, Cialis, Azithromycin, Ambien and "pain medications " on signs all set up on the curb. I went into a pharmacy and inquired and indeed generic drugs, including valium. Ambien, Tylenol with codeine and percocet were available over the counter (although they were quite expensive). I decided against purchasing some sleepers and oxycodone, despite the temptation. I suspect that the narcotics are all fentanyl in small doses, but have no real idea what they are actually selling.
But I wondered, is this also true in a border city like Tijuana? I would have thought the DEA would be all over this, but I guess they are busy enough with the larger scale narco traffickers.I purchased some Ambien clone in Nuevo Progreso, TX last year and tried a few, seemed ineffective. Crossing by land you can legally declare up to 50 dosage units per day but must be for personal use. By air I don't think so and as you mentioned risks and even if placebos what a waste of phucking money. I think if get to know Tijuana farmacias well can get the good and safe stuff. Last trip back from Tijuana last month was surprised they sold Soma (carisoprodol) muscle relaxer in one of the farmacias along the stores right before the border. Was $50 I think for 50 pills but just wondered if legit any good or just a fake placebo?
I assume the DEA only has jurisdiction inside the borders of USA. Only an assumption of mine.
I am beginning to believe that the drug war could be won or a big dent into it is possible. But then the funding for the DEA and funding to Mexico for the assistance in the drug war would dry up. Therefore once in a while show some big drug busts to valid their existence and purpose but don't shut it down! Maintain status quo.Yeah pretty much how everything in the world works. Every group, every politician or government organization is for sale. It would be near impossible to find one that isn't.
MamaGuevos
12-30-21, 04:41
I assume the DEA only has jurisdiction inside the borders of USA. Only an assumption of mine..Sorry, I did not mean to imply that the DEA had formal jurisdiction in Mexico, only that they are there and God knows what type of shit they are doing. All we really know is that a DEA undercover guy was murdered in the 80's by the Guadalajara Cartel (Enrique Camarena) and that a US Homeland Securities guy (Jaime Zapata) was killed in San Luis Potosí a decade ago. I have not heard or read that the US Government has stopped trying to fight drugs since then, although I can appreciate the skepticism that they really want the drug war to go away.
I don't know if the drugs are fake or not, only that they were available everywhere in Carmen del Playa. Presumably there is SOMETHING in the pills that keeps the customers happy (and I am guessing that "something" is fentanyl). I am not opposed to over the counter Viagra and Cialis, but OTC oxycodone seems a bit wild to me. After all, people are shooting each other in New York and Los Angeles over this shit! We might as well legalize it all and stop killing each other over it.
The Blue Line Trolley, previously terminating at downtown, was recently extended all the way up to UTC / La Jolla area. Now you can park for free at the Nobel Drive station in a brand new parking structure next to a great shopping center, avoid the horrible south-bound traffic in the evenings (2 PM on wards). The ride is 1 hour, but I had my laptop and a Inseego WiFi hot-spot so I got myself a comfortable seat and setup a mobile office, and got a lot of work done. The hot-spot gets you 50 Mbps - 80 Mbps data rates. I probably could have driven ad saved 20 minutes, but this was a far better deal. Folks using the trolley stations for parking (https://sdmts.com/rider-info/transit-station-parking) should look into this option of parking up further north and saving yourself driving through rush hour traffic. These trolleys run every 15 minutes.
A major advantage of using a dedicated Hot-spot: I carry 2 cell phones and a laptop, so I just have a unlimited data plan on a Verizon SIM and that has helped me in Tijuana with all 3 devices and also when I have bad coverage in Cascadas and definitely outside the hotel. The Cell pones need to have WiFi calling mode enabled.
Queue was not bad on Tuesday evening, and was okay on Wednesday until 11 AM (showing 30 min wait) but then it suddenly swelled to 2-3 hours wait. Street action was not that great but I went with known quantities. I wonder how long these long waits will continue. IMO if you don't have SENTRI, right now it is not worth the wait if you are not going to see anyone specific.
Was wondering if anyone has been in Tijuana on New Yeas eve. Seems like fun. I am a bit concerned things could be crazy and lines will be very long heading back.
I know Ticuan has a private lot 'on prem', but I wanted to ask how secure that and Caesars Valet lot seem to be?
Was wondering if anyone has been in Tijuana on New Yeas eve. Seems like fun. I am a bit concerned things could be crazy and lines will be very long heading back.I think I posted my experience a couple of years ago. It sucks. I think it's because single guys within flying distance are coming in, and most of the better girls are home. As I recalled, there were more guys than girls. By 10 pm, you better have a girl and a table or you will be alone and standing by midnight. Yeah, it's going to cost you a bundle to keep her for 2 hours. As a local, I'm going in the daytime to get my fix. Then get the fuck back across the border before night hits. And leave New Year's Eve for the newbies and tourists to play in.
Cocr Brotheler
12-31-21, 21:04
Was wondering if anyone has been in Tijuana on New Yeas eve. Seems like fun. I am a bit concerned things could be crazy and lines will be very long heading back.I was wondering the same thing. I mean how much more packed could HK get even if is NYE!
Cocr Brotheler
12-31-21, 21:06
That's good to know Urfikhan. I always liked the UTC area.
I like to hotel in San Diego when visiting from USA And find these days rooms in San Diego City are pretty expensive. I may stay in a hotel near UTC for my next trip.
That's good to know Urfikhan. I always liked the UTC area.
I like to hotel in San Diego when visiting from USA And find these days rooms in San Diego City are pretty expensive. I may stay in a hotel near UTC for my next trip.Hotels in UTC area can be expensive also. Try for hotels near the Balboa Ave or Clairemont Dr area (the 2 stops after the Nobel Drive) these stations have parking also. You will still be North of Downtown San Diego. Other good areas to look for hotels is near the 8th St (National City). Hotels near H St, Palm Ave and Palomar St stations should be reasonable also. All these stations have a good number of parking spots, and are south of Downtown San Diego.
https://www.sdmts.com/schedules-real-time?fragment=uc_san_diego_blue_line is the link for the Blue Line trolley.
I'm looking for a new cell phone carrier. I hope to find an American provider that has a Mexico option that actually works well.
(And, yes, I am aware of the option to get a Mexican phone or SIM card. That doesn't work for me, for reasons that I'll not boor you with.).
I'm looking for a new cell phone carrier. I hope to find an American provider that has a Mexico option that actually works well.
(And, yes, I am aware of the option to get a Mexican phone or SIM card. That doesn't work for me, for reasons that I'll not boor you with.).My verizon phone swaps to a local Intl carrier on its own.
The -challenge- is, if the phone even _sniffs_ it's home carrier, it will NOT seek out a roaming carrier. So a carrier that will roam, is not necesarily the answer.
For the pitifully few dollars it costs, load up a local SIM with a few GB of data, and carry on. And once a day or so in your hotel room (or more) swap in the home SIM when you're in good wifi area, or close to the border to catch up on txt's for that #.
But your apps won't care (WhatsApp, etc) what SIM in in the phone, they'll just work. Just native TXTs and Phone Calls to your home SIM won't work.
If you're an android user, get a dual SIM phone.
I'm looking for a new cell phone carrier. I hope to find an American provider that has a Mexico option that actually works well.
(And, yes, I am aware of the option to get a Mexican phone or SIM card. That doesn't work for me, for reasons that I'll not boor you with.).T Mobile works great in Mexico and is included in the data / call plans.
T Mobile works great in Mexico and is included in the data / call plans.I tried that a # of trips ago with a wifi puck, I hope its better. It was the same thing. If it had any hint of US native service, it would quietly and endlessly fail to actually work on native service, or roaming (which it does not prefer to do).
That's good to know Urfikhan. I always liked the UTC area.
I like to hotel in San Diego when visiting from USA And find these days rooms in San Diego City are pretty expensive. I may stay in a hotel near UTC for my next trip.Why pay San Diego prices. Stay overnight at a motel in Chula Vista. Eg "Motel 6" at 745 E Street 5 minutes walk from the "Bayfront / E Street" trolley station. Travel time to border with trolley 20 min. There are more motels nearby - "Days Inn" and others. Around a lot of restaurants like: Denny's, McDonald's, Angus steak, Aunt Emmy's (good breakfast) and also a supermarket and a liquor store. Now they have changed the trolley timetable. The last trolley from San Ysidro to downtown San Diego is now 1249 AM (not 1258 AM). Next trolley after 430 AM. If you're too late for the last trolley then a taxi from San Ysidro to Motel 6 in Chula Vista is around $ 25, and to downtown San Diego is a minimum of $ 50.
I'm looking for a new cell phone carrier. I hope to find an American provider that has a Mexico option that actually works well.
(And, yes, I am aware of the option to get a Mexican phone or SIM card. That doesn't work for me, for reasons that I'll not boor you with.).I have AT&T and it works fine in Tijuana.
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