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We'll keep Herman in business, and visit with Peter alot as well I'm sure.
There are better places to keep in business on the beach IMHO, Herman is a major chismoso and makes it his business to know everyone else's business and share it with the wrong people. Good for one beer max and move on. Try Black Box for real hospitality or Ari's Chringuito #67. Don't forget Big D's ribs on the beach.
Have a safe trip!
Mr Enternational
05-07-10, 06:45
Also a guy at the hotel had a beautiful 18 yo girl shit on him. Poor guy was traumatized for two days. But he went to passions and pulled a nice honey to recover.What happened with this guy?
Coolie High
05-07-10, 08:43
This is a Public Service announcement brought to you by Coolie High:
“If you want to have a female ride you cowgirl while halfway in your private pool while another female toss your salad like its her last meal on earth, then come to SOSUA”!!!!
P.S. If you see a giant walking around town then chances are that’s me. Ill be in Sosua till 11th. If you see me come and have a presidente with me.
And now back to your regular schedule program!!!
what happened with this guy?i had nine guys pm me asking for this story, one guy even said "its supposed to be good luck when that happens"lmao.
sabor(isg)kutha(isg)me, and a newbie(****) were sitting at the corner bar next to el flow. the newbie was a little nervous and overwelmed by sosua. kutha calls this beautiful 18 yo old girl over for this guy(newbie).
the newbie spoke no spanish and said nothing to the girl for ten minutes. i'm staring at this girl admiring her beauty. the waiter comes over and asks to see her cedula before bringing her a cervesa. the newbie is not interested, but sabor starts giving him a pep talk. sabor starts with the, take one for the team speech. then he says our fore fathers had to make saccrifices for this country. kutha is also applying pressure from the side saying"you have to do this". i'm feeling sorry for the guy as he accepts.
they leave holding hands. we head to latinos to hunt.
the next morning i see sabor and kutha and they give me an"you not going to believe this"look. the guys said the girl and him were naked with her on top. the guy said he looked down and three babe ruth bars were rolling around. he asked the girl what happened and she said they were his. the maids were called and the guy had to take some clothes to the laundry. very embarrasing sceen.
i know it doesn't sound logical. was the guy eating pussy and ass? was the guy just to excited?
anyway two days later the guy goes to passion and gets takeout with this fine ass girl. he said it was the best sex he ever had.
Mr Enternational
05-07-10, 19:53
The newbie was a little nervous and overwelmed by sosua.I would hate to see this guy in Rio or Thailand. He would probably lose consciousness.
The guy said he looked down and three babe ruth bars were rolling around. He asked the girl what happened and she said they were his.)Surely you heard this story from the girl and not the guy as you have written. If I was him I would have gone to my grave with that one.
I know it doesn't sound logical. Was the guy eating pussy and ass? Was the guy just to excited? It seems like the girl would be the one to have the nervous issues after an episode like that. He would have definitely earned a new nickname had he been with my crew.
......The guy said he looked down and three babe ruth bars were rolling around. He asked the girl what happened and she said they were his...........
So who fucked the shit out of who?
Yeah Mr. E,.
I would've went to my grave with that one. The guy told sabor and kutha, then later he told me.
The fucked up part is that I will never stay in that room at newgardens.
That room has bad karma LMAO.
We gave him the name Babe Ruth whenever he came around.
There are better places to keep in business on the beach IMHO, Herman is a major chismoso and makes it his business to know everyone else's business and share it with the wrong people. Good for one beer max and move on. Try Black Box for real hospitality or Ari's Chringuito #67. Don't forget Big D's ribs on the beach.
Have a safe trip!
"Herman is a major chismoso and makes it his business to know everyone else's business and share it with the wrong people"
Well, what do you mean exactly by "share it with the wrong people"?
"Herman is a major chismoso and makes it his business to know everyone else's business and share it with the wrong people"
Well, what do you mean exactly by "share it with the wrong people"?
Just enjoy a cold beer there, and take what I said as a "head's up" about sharing any personal information, with anybody you do not know well, that is all. No more, & no less.
Coolie High
05-08-10, 18:02
have you ever been to a strip club(crystals) and literally have 12 females damn near [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) you as soon as you enter the door. so much so that you cant even get to the bar to order a beer!!
or how about making love in the ocean in the middle of the afternoon with a young tenderoni? if these scenarios sounds good to you then by all means, come to sosua!
this message is brought to you once again by coolie high, cus like our forefather gladiator once said, this is the holy city!
and now back to your regular schedule program!
My last trip I was able to introduce the toys to my playmate(thanks Mr. E). The timing couldn't have been better.
I had the pocket rocket on her clit, while I licked her inner thighs. She started gyrating her hips, and closing her legs. Then she elevated her pussy, screamed and squirted right in my face. I looked at her as she looked at me waiting for my reaction. I smiled and dove in, sucking up every last drop. Since then my body has been feeling very powerful and strong, was it the magic juice?
We had tried anal before but I never got past two strokes before she stops me saying it hurts. Plus I always worry about the condom breaking during anal. She bought her negative test results that she had from her job. This along with the toys made me adventurous.
Macbook has this photo booth where you can actually watch what your doing. I set up photo booth lubed the condom and let her get on reverse cowgirl. She slowly guided me in grabbed the pocket rocket and blasted off. The sight on the mac of me fucking her ass and her squirting and jerking was priceless.
She was always reluctant to go to the next level, but that pocket rocket broke the ice. Now she calls me saying she wants to swallow my cum and do more anal.
Chief Justice
05-09-10, 22:25
My last trip I was able to introduce the toys to my playmate(thanks Mr. E). The timing couldn't have been better.
I had the pocket rocket on her clit, while I licked her inner thighs. She started gyrating her hips, and closing her legs. Then she elevated her pussy, screamed and squirted right in my face. I looked at her as she looked at me waiting for my reaction. I smiled and dove in, sucking up every last drop. Since then my body has been feeling very powerful and strong, was it the magic juice?
We had tried anal before but I never got past two strokes before she stops me saying it hurts. Plus I always worry about the condom breaking during anal. She bought her negative test results that she had from her job. This along with the toys made me adventurous.
Macbook has this photo booth where you can actually watch what your doing. I set up photo booth lubed the condom and let her get on reverse cowgirl. She slowly guided me in grabbed the pocket rocket and blasted off. The sight on the mac of me fucking her ass and her squirting and jerking was priceless.
She was always reluctant to go to the next level, but that pocket rocket broke the ice. Now she calls me saying she wants to swallow my cum and do more anal.You dirty dog you! Since you guys put me up on the toy game I brought a few with me and the chicas loved it. My homie bought a toy from me for his chica and he said it had her squirting all on his face too. LOL. Fellas, buy you a few toys. The site below has some good cheap toys and excellent customer service.
http://www.loversource.com/rabbit-vibrator.html
Cunning Linguist
05-10-10, 00:32
Just enjoy a cold beer there, and take what I said as a "head's up" about sharing any personal information, with anybody you do not know well, that is all. No more, & no less.
Herman is one cool customer. He might be gossipy but he is a stingy Dutchman and hard as a rock. I had been faithfully going to his little place every day during my stay in Sosúa and I went there 3 years. One day, I decided to go for a Duppel beer, or something like that. The price on the board was not clear as I thought it was 175 or something. It turned out to be 225 and I protested. The girl gave in but Herman overruled her and collected the extra 50 pesos. I never went back and bought another beer there, not that he cared, not that it mattered, but I was disappointed. It was not a question of money but of principle. I even gave me free CDs to learn Creole with one year. Oh well.
BogieMaker
05-10-10, 05:06
Having just returned from PP and Sosua, where I rented a car from Budget, I got to see the good and bad of renting a car. One goal of my trip was to see more of the Dominican Republic other than hotels and bars. Everything was fine until I got tagged by a motor cycle on my next to last day. This was the bad part of renting a car. Three things saved my butt, the guy was not hurt too bad, the local girl I was with calmed the crowd and Budget got back to me pretty fast to give instructions on what to do.
To help others that may be in the same predicament here is what the Budget liability guy told me.
1. Take the guy to the clinic. With about 30 Dominicans yelling at me to take him to the clinic. I was not about to go anywhere else.
2. Pay for the clinic to check the guy out (600 pesos) and pay the bill. The Dominican was a real actor but the doctor was honest.
3. Pay to get the guys bike repaired. (6500 pesos) and get him to sign off his future claim for liability.
The police were done with me at this point and let me go.
Later that day the Budget guys picked me up and we went to the police station to fill out a report for the collision insurance. On the way I had them stop where the accident happened explained the events. This helped getting the report filled out. Budget was very professional and helped every step of the way and I highly recommend their service. Hopefully the overall price will not be too high.
Overall, the rental car was a good way to see the country and all the points made in previous posts are all valid. If you plan on staying in a single city a car most likely is not required and the risk/reward high.
On another topic:
Before leaving I picked up a sampler pack of flavored lubes from Durex. The girls absolutely love them and wanted more when they left. Needless to say they did not last long. They liked the pina colada flavor the best. Guess anything is better than condom lube.
Chief Justice
05-10-10, 08:03
Having just returned from PP and Sosua, where I rented a car from Budget, I got to see the good and bad of renting a car. One goal of my trip was to see more of the Dominican Republic other than hotels and bars. Everything was fine until I got tagged by a motor cycle on my next to last day. This was the bad part of renting a car. Three things saved my butt, the guy was not hurt too bad, the local girl I was with calmed the crowd and Budget got back to me pretty fast to give instructions on what to do.
To help others that may be in the same predicament here is what the Budget liability guy told me.
1. Take the guy to the clinic. With about 30 Dominicans yelling at me to take him to the clinic. I was not about to go anywhere else.
2. Pay for the clinic to check the guy out (600 pesos) and pay the bill. The Dominican was a real actor but the doctor was honest.
3. Pay to get the guys bike repaired. (6500 pesos) and get him to sign off his future claim for liability.
The police were done with me at this point and let me go.
Later that day the Budget guys picked me up and we went to the police station to fill out a report for the collision insurance. On the way I had them stop where the accident happened explained the events. This helped getting the report filled out. Budget was very professional and helped every step of the way and I highly recommend their service. Hopefully the overall price will not be too high.
Overall, the rental car was a good way to see the country and all the points made in previous posts are all valid. If you plan on staying in a single city a car most likely is not required and the risk/reward high.
On another topic:
Before leaving I picked up a sampler pack of flavored lubes from Durex. The girls absolutely love them and wanted more when they left. Needless to say they did not last long. They liked the pina colada flavor the best. Guess anything is better than condom lube.This is why I prefer to just get a taxi, too much money even if its not your fault. I heard a guy on the airplane talking abou how somebody hit him and had to pay over 10k US(lawyer fees, doctor bills. Etc) before it was all said and done.
.....To help others that may be in the same predicament here is what the Budget liability guy told me.
1. Take the guy to the clinic. With about 30 Dominicans yelling at me to take him to the clinic. I was not about to go anywhere else.
2. Pay for the clinic to check the guy out (600 pesos) and pay the bill. The Dominican was a real actor but the doctor was honest.
3. Pay to get the guys bike repaired. (6500 pesos) and get him to sign off his future claim for liability.
The police were done with me at this point and let me go............
Thanks for the info Bogiemaker.
Did you have full insurance or did you use your credit card for CDW? Is it standard practice to pay medical bills and moto repairs? What do you think would have happened if you didn't have the pesos on you? You weren't thrown in jail? Other than going with you to help fill out the police report was there anything else Budget helped you do?
Thanks again for posting. For those of us who rent this type of info is very valuable.
Thanks for the info Bogiemaker.
Did you have full insurance or did you use your credit card for CDW? Is it standard practice to pay medical bills and moto repairs? What do you think would have happened if you didn't have the pesos on you? You weren't thrown in jail? Other than going with you to help fill out the police report was there anything else Budget helped you do?
Thanks again for posting. For those of us who rent this type of info is very valuable.Kudos to budget.Im going to send them am e-mail thanking them for supporting a fellow traveler.And to let them know they have a future client.
Having just returned from PP and Sosua, where I rented a car from Budget, I got to see the good and bad of renting a car. One goal of my trip was to see more of the Dominican Republic other than hotels and bars. Everything was fine until I got tagged by a motor cycle on my next to last day. This was the bad part of renting a car. Three things saved my butt, the guy was not hurt too bad, the local girl I was with calmed the crowd and Budget got back to me pretty fast to give instructions on what to do.
To help others that may be in the same predicament here is what the Budget liability guy told me.
1. Take the guy to the clinic. With about 30 Dominicans yelling at me to take him to the clinic. I was not about to go anywhere else.
2. Pay for the clinic to check the guy out (600 pesos) and pay the bill. The Dominican was a real actor but the doctor was honest.
3. Pay to get the guys bike repaired. (6500 pesos) and get him to sign off his future claim for liability.
The police were done with me at this point and let me go.
Later that day the Budget guys picked me up and we went to the police station to fill out a report for the collision insurance. On the way I had them stop where the accident happened explained the events. This helped getting the report filled out. Budget was very professional and helped every step of the way and I highly recommend their service. Hopefully the overall price will not be too high.
Overall, the rental car was a good way to see the country and all the points made in previous posts are all valid. If you plan on staying in a single city a car most likely is not required and the risk/reward high.
On another topic:
Before leaving I picked up a sampler pack of flavored lubes from Durex. The girls absolutely love them and wanted more when they left. Needless to say they did not last long. They liked the pina colada flavor the best. Guess anything is better than condom lube.If you have full insurance I don't understand why you have to pay out of pocket except for deductibles. Something seems illegal or fishy about the process in the DR. I myself prefer rental over taxi because of the freedom but I don't want to be arm wrestled or gangster into paying for something that is not my fault or that my insurance should be covering.
Mr Enternational
05-10-10, 21:51
Having just returned from PP and Sosua, where I rented a car from Budget, I got to see the good and bad of renting a car. Everything was fine until I got tagged by a motor cycle
Well ain't that about a B? A guy hits you and you have to come off more than 7K pesos? This has me debating whether I want to rent a car again in the DR. One of my non-pros was trying to get me to send her 1200 pesos so she could rent a car to pick me up. Of course I didn't do it because I like to float around and don't want to be stuck with one person the whole trip. Not sure if she has a credit card or not but how would she have done this without the $500 deposit that we always pay? I notice many WGs renting cars as well. Do they have to pay this same deposit?
Well ain't that about a B? A guy hits you and you have to come off more than 7K pesos? This has me debating whether I want to rent a car again in the DR. One of my non-pros was trying to get me to send her 1200 pesos so she could rent a car to pick me up. Of course I didn't do it because I like to float around and don't want to be stuck with one person the whole trip. Not sure if she has a credit card or not but how would she have done this without the $500 deposit that we always pay? I notice many WGs renting cars as well. Do they have to pay this same deposit?I have seen chicas from Santiago, who drive into Sosua to work the business, driving new sport utility vehicles. Not sure how they work the security deposit to rent those cars. Alamo puts a $1,000 hold on my credit card when I rent with them.
I have to have a car in Dom Rep. Reading the recent posts about accidents, I will drive extra careful.
SavePros321
05-11-10, 00:03
To help others that may be in the same predicament here is what the Budget liability guy told me.
1. Take the guy to the clinic. With about 30 Dominicans yelling at me to take him to the clinic. I was not about to go anywhere else.
Lol, I can see how this could influence one's decision making process. Definitely not a good position to be in but I am glad to see that things didn't escalate and get out of hand...
Love Sosua
05-11-10, 02:04
Last time I was in Sosua on December 20, 2009. I was told by others that the quality and quantity of chicas at that period was not good. How is the quality now a days? I'm planning a trip for next week.
BogieMaker
05-11-10, 03:56
Thanks for the info Bogiemaker.
Did you have full insurance or did you use your credit card for CDW? Is it standard practice to pay medical bills and moto repairs? What do you think would have happened if you didn't have the pesos on you? You weren't thrown in jail? Other than going with you to help fill out the police report was there anything else Budget helped you do?
Thanks again for posting. For those of us who rent this type of info is very valuable.Thanks to the folks on this site I insured my self to the hilt. Collision through Expedia and MasterCard and purchased the liability from Budget. The guy
I talked to at the time of the accident (Budget liability insurance) said it was best to pay the clinic and bike repairs as long as they are reasonable just to make the problem go away. They intend to reimburse the money I paid for the bike and etc. If the amount was beyond what I could pay or was out of line I was to call them back and the would deal with the police. Budget is going through the CC insurance since Expedia will send me the cash for the collision part.
Again I must say Budget (POP) has so far has gone far beyond what I expected. The cute chica at the desk has sent me an email thanking me for using their service and is keeping me in the loop as far as the insurance is concerned.
If something out of the ordinary happens as far as deductibles I will let you know.
Does anyone know what happened with that guy who got shot in front of Classicos? I was on my way out after 2, when I saw people running back up the stairs toward me. I knew to take my ass back inside to party a little longer. I was told he was Dominican.
Chief Justice
05-11-10, 08:19
Last time I was in Sosua on December 20, 2009. I was told by others that the quality and quantity of chicas at that period was not good. How is the quality now a days? I'm planning a trip for next week.I was there a few weeks ago and the quality was ok. Not many over 7 in my book, but you will be pleased. It is Sosua.
I have seen chicas from Santiago, who drive into Sosua to work the business, driving new sport utility vehicles. Not sure how they work the security deposit to rent those cars. Alamo puts a $1,000 hold on my credit card when I rent with them.
I have to have a car in Dom Rep. Reading the recent posts about accidents, I will drive extra careful.Sleeping around is common and all rules are bendable in the DR. I know some office chicas who complain all the time about there boss' advances. Some give in ; ). Won't be far fetched to think about how the deposit is not required for a beautiful chica willing to put out. I am sure the public over reacts when there is an accident involving a gringo because they know it's clearly money in the bag and we want to exit as soon as possible. I want to hear from some of you experts and expats about the rental situation and insurance in DR.
herman is one cool customer. he might be gossipy but he is a stingy dutchman and hard as a rock. i had been faithfully going to his little place every day during my stay in sosúa and i went there 3 years. one day, i decided to go for a duppel beer, or something like that. the price on the board was not clear as i thought it was 175 or something. it turned out to be 225 and i protested. the girl gave in but herman overruled her and collected the extra 50 pesos. i never went back and bought another beer there, not that he cared, not that it mattered, but i was disappointed. it was not a question of money but of principle. i even gave me free cds to learn creole with one year. oh well.
herman has done this to me more than once , also i have been on the wrong end of his gossip several times. if it was not for his main camarara, carolina, he would have been closed years ago.
his beer is warm, his water tastes like it was bottled right out of the sewer. if you feel like eating there, take a quick peek in his kitchen fitst, your appetite should go away.
Thanks to the folks on this site I insured my self to the hilt. Collision through Expedia and MasterCard and purchased the liability from Budget. The guy
I talked to at the time of the accident (Budget liability insurance) said it was best to pay the clinic and bike repairs as long as they are reasonable just to make the problem go away. They intend to reimburse the money I paid for the bike and etc. If the amount was beyond what I could pay or was out of line I was to call them back and the would deal with the police. Budget is going through the CC insurance since Expedia will send me the cash for the collision part.
Again I must say Budget (POP) has so far has gone far beyond what I expected. The cute chica at the desk has sent me an email thanking me for using their service and is keeping me in the loop as far as the insurance is concerned.
If something out of the ordinary happens as far as deductibles I will let you know.
Thanks a lot man. I too use the credit card insurance for CDW and it is my understanding you either pay or they charge your credit card for expenses and the CC insurance will reimburse you.
I was a little confused as to why you had to pay medical and moto damage but the way you explained it makes sense to me.
Your experience is a lot different than a current event posted and I have always felt a lot has to do with who you rent from. I stick with the big boys. Alamo/National, Budget, and even Thrifty. Why Thrifty? American Express CC gives a discount and if AE is affiliated with Thrifty they must be reputable.
Good to read you didn't spend any time in the slammer. I think that is probably everone's biggest fear.
Thanks again, nothing better than first hand honest reporting.
What type of vehicle did you rent?
herman has done this to me more than once , also i have been on the wrong end of his gossip several times. if it was not for his main camarara, carolina, he would have been closed years ago.
his beer is warm, his water tastes like it was bottled right out of the sewer. if you feel like eating there, take a quick peek in his kitchen fitst, your appetite should go away.most dominican bars serve ice cold beer. refrigeration of cerveza is one thing the dominicans have perfected, at least in most bars.
Charles Pooter
05-11-10, 14:15
Last time I was in Sosua on December 20, 2009. I was told by others that the quality and quantity of chicas at that period was not good. How is the quality now a days? I'm planning a trip for next week.
I don't understand this post. If you were in Sosúa yourself at the time why couldn't you make your own mind up as to the quality and quantity?
Love Sosua
05-11-10, 15:12
I don't understand this post. If you were in Sosúa yourself at the time why couldn't you make your own mind up as to the quality and quantity?I liked what I saw back then and that is why I'm coming back. The reason I asked the question was that I have no other experiences in Sosua to compare it with. I guess all I want to know is how is the quality of chicas now a days compared to last December.
Sleeping around is common and all rules are bendable in the DR. True. That should be rule number 1, all rules are bendable.
Mr Enternational
05-11-10, 17:29
The cute chica at the desk has sent me an email thanking meHey dude. You stay away from my POP novia Celi! At first she thought I was full of shit when I asked her out...but hey, they all do.
I am considering to to rent Villa California in Sousa this summer from 5-19 july.
As there are 3 bedrooms I would be more than willing to share the place with 2 others.
I was offered a price for the period that equals to 59$ per night for each person.
People who can stay the entire period will be preferred but I can accept shorter visits as well, depending on the interest here.
Please send me a PM if you are interested ASAP.
I have seen chicas from Santiago, who drive into Sosua to work the business, driving new sport utility vehicles. Not sure how they work the security deposit to rent those cars. Alamo puts a $1,000 hold on my credit card when I rent with them.
I have to have a car in Dom Rep. Reading the recent posts about accidents, I will drive extra careful.
Hey... did you guys see this posted today in the POP threads? Either the guy who posted is not a native english speaker/writer or, is lacking in writing skills, or... was really over-jacked up with her wrote this. You will get the gist of it in any case. I can only track about 50% of the writing.
It does not bode well for renting a car in the DR.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1018934&postcount=4299
Hey... did you guys see this posted today in the POP threads? Either the guy who posted is not a native english speaker/writer or, is lacking in writing skills, or... was really over-jacked up with her wrote this. You will get the gist of it in any case. I can only track about 50% of the writing.
It does not bode well for renting a car in the DR.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1018934&postcount=4299
Something just doesn't seem right with that report. I have a strong feeling the rental agency AdventureCar had a lot to do with the misery the gentleman suffered. There is a report in this thread (#5530) which paints a completly different picture.
I don't doubt it is probably a major hassle if you get in an accident and someone is injured but I just can't see a reputable car rental agency not stepping in with assistance. The gentleman rented and paid cash up front. For me that signals a red flag right off the bat. I know it won't happen but I would like to hear AdventureCar's side of the story.
Food for thought....... If using a credit card for CDW it is wise to check with the credit card company, not the issuing bank, to see if they cover SUVs and luxury cars.
I will probably stick to my guns and continue to rent. There are just too many places in rep dom I like to visit and public transpo just won't hit it.
SavePros321
05-12-10, 03:16
Hey... did you guys see this posted today in the POP threads? Either the guy who posted is not a native english speaker/writer or, is lacking in writing skills, or... was really over-jacked up with her wrote this. You will get the gist of it in any case. I can only track about 50% of the writing.
It does not bode well for renting a car in the DR.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1018934&postcount=4299
And according to this story it does not bode well to pick the wrong wingman! Talk about being left high and dry...wow!
Hey... did you guys see this posted today in the POP threads? Either the guy who posted is not a native english speaker/writer or, is lacking in writing skills, or... was really over-jacked up with her wrote this. You will get the gist of it in any case. I can only track about 50% of the writing.
It does not bode well for renting a car in the DR.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1018934&postcount=4299Horrible story. I will inquire with a guy I know who works for Alamo in Dom Rep, how the third party liability insurance plays out, in case of an accident involving bodily injuries.
If I can't drive a car in Dom Rep, I won't go there. I can't be in the same location for 7 nights. I did that many times in the past staying in Sosua.
I'll post what the guy from Alamo has to say.
And according to this story it does not bode well to pick the wrong wingman! Talk about being left high and dry...wow!
My take away from those reports is that it is a crap shoot whether the DR system decides to jack you or not. At any rate, I think it is clear what kinds of things can possibly happen.
How to rate the risk factor for car renters is totally up in the air though.
I get the feeling lots of stupidity took place which was not described in the original POP posting which we are not hearing about.
At the same time I can understand wingman/posters relationship IF the wingman was chosen on the spot there in the street. In other words those guys almost did not know each other at all before the trip.
Wingman and you should be paramount to blood brothers as far as I am concerned.
SavePros321
05-12-10, 04:02
Wingman and you should be paramount to blood brothers as far as I am concerned.
Probably a good idea to start interviewing travel companions. UnFuckingbelievable!
My "friend " reappears he looks like he was crying and scared. Get into car to go to police station near harbor while getting in car Jason from Adventure finally shows up. On way to Police station my "friend" explains he don't like blood that is why he left. I knew better he ran away like a scared little school girl after he screamed. Get to station wait there Jason says I take care of you I will take care everything. Victims family shows up they look a little mad but relize I am concerned too. I don't talk much and remain calm. The family understands it was accident I certainly didn't see them on my left large blind spot in that SUV. Jason says don'y worry I am here I will take care of you whole thing will be couple hundred dollars. He says don't tell anyone but you have 8000 pesos I will pay police chief and you will be ok. I don't have that much on me so I ask my "friend" for 1000 pesos more. We wait for long time 2 hours for paperwork and such so I think be all over after paying money. My "friend" starts whining like a little girl "I want to go to Herman's for a Chica I don't see why I should be stuck waiting for you its like when people are dying in Hospital I am not going to spend a month next to their bed what do I have to do with this your fault your fault! Then he says yea I saw that motorcyle on your left but don't worry I won't say anything " Like he is doing me some kind of favor? I wanted to ***** slap him. He is a I already told police what happened. I say I need you here I do not know how this is going to turn out I may get throw in Jail and you will be only one on planet who knows where I am. He says" no no Jason is good guy he will take care of you you don't need me. Ain't my fault ain't my fault you should have seen him you were driving. I paid for rental car all gas and his hotel room and he is my Wingman "friend'' you would think the ungrateful fucker would wait for me after running off leaving me for lynch mob and after all you never ever leave your wingman ever in a vulnerable place.............. I hear some screaming as taking shoe laces and look over and see 20 men most all naked with their penisis exposed hollering Gringo Gringo. I almost flicked them off and asked if they wanted to fight but didn't. 10 seconds later I am in cell with them.
My take away from those reports is that it is a crap shoot whether the DR system decides to jack you or not. At any rate, I think it is clear what kinds of things can possibly happen.
How to rate the risk factor for car renters is totally up in the air though.
I get the feeling lots of stupidity took place which was not described in the original POP posting which we are not hearing about.
At the same time I can understand wingman/posters relationship IF the wingman was chosen on the spot there in the street. In other words those guys almost did not know each other at all before the trip.
Wingman and you should be paramount to blood brothers as far as I am concerned.
Great post Ehunter................
SavePros321
05-12-10, 04:24
Great post Ehunter................
I agree. Thanks Ehunter. I am only half way done with the post (it's very long) but damned if I'm not convinced to just stick with buses and taxis. And even though the post is written poorly he is much smarter than me since he had the number to someone local and connected like Dominican Billy. And I would've never had the balls to ask the owner of Field of Dreams (someone he didn't even know or ever had spoken to) for 5500.
Lots to be gathered from this post. Thanks for spotting it for us!
I only rent from the big agencies, period. I've been involved in accidents and had to deal with the local police, never jailed(thank god!). A few pointers.
1. rent from the major companies
2. carry only photocopies of passport/driver's license
3. many credit cards CDW won't cover SUVs
4. never ever assume guilt and start paying people.
5. if your "wingman" is a local, unless you really really know him, is still a local, DON'T TRUST HIM.
6. keep phone# to your embassy
7. learn spanish!!!!
I read that post and it sounds like they all extorted him, police, rental co., wingman, court, and especially family!! Dominicans with nice jeepetas run motoconcho guys down ALL OF THE TIME, and they won't see a day in jail, ESPECIALLY if it's not their fault.
Heck, half of those dominican jeep drivers won't stop anyway.
I only rent from the big agencies, period. I've been involved in accidents and had to deal with the local police, never jailed(thank god!). A few pointers.
1. rent from the major companies
2. carry only photocopies of passport/driver's license
3. many credit cards CDW won't cover SUVs
4. never ever assume guilt and start paying people.
5. if your "wingman" is a local, unless you really really know him, is still a local, DON'T TRUST HIM.
6. keep phone# to your embassy
7. learn spanish!!!!
I read that post and it sounds like they all extorted him, police, rental co., wingman, court, and especially family!! Dominicans with nice jeepetas run motoconcho guys down ALL OF THE TIME, and they won't see a day in jail, ESPECIALLY if it's not their fault.
Heck, half of those dominican jeep drivers won't stop anyway.
This information my friends should be stapled to every rental agreement in rep dom.
Renting a SUV is asking for trouble. Other than the fact the chicas may like to ride in a SUV it is not needed. A compact, not economy, car is more than adequate to travel the entire island.
This post by Terry U needs to be bumped to the top of the list every so often. All seven comments are common sense but it seems like a lot of guys loose their common sense as soon as the wheels touch down on the tarmac.
8. Don't Drink and Drive................
I only rent from the big agencies, period. I've been involved in accidents and had to deal with the local police, never jailed(thank god!). A few pointers.
1. rent from the major companies
2. carry only photocopies of passport/driver's license
3. many credit cards CDW won't cover SUVs
4. never ever assume guilt and start paying people.
5. if your "wingman" is a local, unless you really really know him, is still a local, DON'T TRUST HIM.
6. keep phone# to your embassy
7. learn spanish!!!!
I read that post and it sounds like they all extorted him, police, rental co., wingman, court, and especially family!! Dominicans with nice jeepetas run motoconcho guys down ALL OF THE TIME, and they won't see a day in jail, ESPECIALLY if it's not their fault.
Heck, half of those dominican jeep drivers won't stop anyway.
And know your rights. http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1019369&postcount=4309
Horrible story. I will inquire with a guy I know who works for Alamo in Dom Rep, how the third party liability insurance plays out, in case of an accident involving bodily injuries.
If I can't drive a car in Dom Rep, I won't go there. I can't be in the same location for 7 nights. I did that many times in the past staying in Sosua.
I'll post what the guy from Alamo has to say. Look forward to reading what you find out. I am the same way I need a car to get around otherwise there are many other places in the world i can go to spend my US dollars who won't jack me up.
Look forward to reading what you find out. I am the same way I need a car to get around otherwise there are many other places in the world i can go to spend my US dollars who won't jack me up.
Count me in on another who needs a vehicle.
There is a vast difference between the two accident reports posted, one in the Sosua thread and one in the Puerto Plata thread. One guy gets thrown in the slammer and pays out thousands $US and another guy never sees the inside of the slammer and only pays a few hundred to be reimbursed by the car rental insurance.
Just my take,.... making an illegal U-Turn and willingly start to pay bribes just opened the flood gates and the local police just kept grabbing more cash. I don't doubt the report about going to jail but there just seems to be too many missing pieces.
I find it extremely hard to believe everone who is involved in an accident causing bodily harm gets treated this way. I just don't believe it. There are so called "normal" tourists who get involved in accidents. You think they are treated this way. I think NOT or all Hell would have broken loose.
........ I will inquire with a guy I know who works for Alamo in Dom Rep, how the third party liability insurance plays out, in case of an accident involving bodily injuries...........
The ideal thing would be to have a written statement from the claims department. From my experience those guys working the counter have no idea what goes on in the claims department, I know from experience.
The ideal thing would be to have a written statement from the claims department. From my experience those guys working the counter have no idea what goes on in the claims department, I know from experience.I spoke to a chica who used to work for a car rental company in Dom Rep. People who have no insurance always have to pay out of pocket. She said people who have good insurance never pay anything and their insurance company pays everything, including hiring a lawyer.
I always choose the third party liability insurance with Alamo for an extra $7 dollars per day. The question for me, is how good is that is that extra third party liability insurance with Alamo.
I told the chica the story about DW and she said it sounds like they scammed him.
I will continue to try and get further information about the third party liability insurance, a copy of the policy and/or declarations page from Alamo.
DW payed cash and rented from a local Dominican company, sometimes you have to pay a little more and rent from a reputable company and pay a little more for decent insurance.
The guy Alberto at Field of Dreams is a stand up guy, laying out 5 thousand dollars to a total stranger. I would drive to Puerto Plata just to go and spend some money at Field of Dreams, as a thank you for helping out a fellow monger.
masterrental insurance
world mastercard® cardholders can benefit from the security and safety offered through masterrental insurance. if you rent a vehicle for thirty-one (31) consecutive days or less with your world mastercard card, you may be eligible for benefits under this coverage. masterrental is an insurance program.
key terms:
you or yours means world mastercard cardholder.
to get coverage:
initiate and pay for the entire rental agreement/contract (tax, gasoline, and airport fees are not considered rental charges) with your world mastercard card. if a rental company promotion (discount) of any kind is initially applied toward payment of the rental vehicle, at least one (1) day of rental must be billed to your world mastercard card.
you must decline the collision/damage waiver offered by the vehicle rental company.
you must rent the vehicle in your own name and sign the vehicle rental agreement/contract.
your rental agreement/contract must be for a rental period of thirty-one (31) consecutive days or less. rental periods that exceed, or are intended to exceed, thirty-one (31) consecutive days are not covered.
you must rent a vehicle (including minivans and sport utility vehicles that are designed to accommodate nine (9) passengers or less) that is intended for bound surfaces, such as concrete or tarmac. rented vehicles must have a manufacturer’s suggested retail price of $50,000 or less.
the kind of coverage you receive:
masterrental will pay for covered damages on a secondary basis for which you are, or any other authorized driver is, legally responsible to the rental agency.
covered damages include:
physical damage to and theft of the vehicle, not to exceed the limits outlined below.
reasonable loss-of-use charges imposed by the vehicle rental company for the period of time the rental vehicle is out of service. “loss of use” charges must be substantiated by a location and class specific fleet utilization log.
reasonable towing charges to the nearest factory-authorized collision repair facility.
if you have, or an authorized driver’s primary automobile insurance or other indemnity has, made payments for a covered loss, masterrental will cover your deductible and any other eligible amounts not covered by other insurance.
coverage is secondary to any other applicable insurance or coverage available to you. coverage is limited to only those amounts not covered by any other insurance or coverage benefit.
note: in certain parts of the united states and canada, losses to rental vehicles that are covered by your personal vehicle insurance policy liability section may not be subject to a deductible, which means that you may not receive any benefits from this program. please contact your insurance
provider for full coverage details pertaining to your personal vehicle insurance policy.
if you have no other insurance or your insurance does not cover you in territories or countries outside the united states, masterrental is considered the primary coverage.
this coverage is not all-inclusive, which means it does not cover such things as personal injury, personal liability, or personal property. it does not cover you for any damages to other vehicles or property. it does not cover you for any injury to any party.
who is covered:
the world mastercard cardholder and those designated in the vehicle rental agreement/contract as authorized drivers.
excluded rental vehicles:
all trucks, pickups, full-size vans mounted on truck chassis, campers, off-road vehicles, and other recreational vehicles.
trailers, motorbikes, motorcycles, and any other vehicle having fewer than four (4) wheels.
antique vehicles (vehicles that are more than 20 years old or have not been manufactured for at least 10 years) or limousines.
all sport utility trucks. these are vehicles that have been or can be converted to an open, flat-bed truck (including, but not limited to, the chevy avalanche, gmc envoy, and cadillac escalade ext).
any rental vehicle that has a manufacturer’s suggested retail price that exceeds $50,000.
where you are covered:
in general, coverage applies worldwide, but there are exceptions:
coverage is not available where prohibited by law.
coverage limitations:
masterrental will pay the lesser of the actual repair amount, current market value (minus salvage), or $50,000 per incident for which the world mastercard cardholder or any other authorized driver is legally responsible to the rental agency.
masterrental will not pay for or duplicate the collision/damage waiver coverage offered by the rental agency.
what is not covered:
any personal item stolen from the interior or exterior of a rental vehicle.
a vehicle not rented by the world mastercard cardholder or authorized user on a world mastercard account.
any person not designated in the rental agreement/contract as an authorized driver.
any obligations you assume other than that which are covered under masterrental, or your primary vehicle insurance or other indemnity policy.
any violation of the written terms and conditions of the rental agreement/contract.
any loss that occurs while driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol; racing or reckless driving.
losses involving the theft of the rental vehicle when the renter or authorized driver cannot produce the keys to the rental vehicle at the time of reporting the incident to the police and/or rental agency, as a result of negligence.
mechanical failures caused by wear and tear, gradual deterioration, or mechanical breakdown.
subsequent damages resulting from a failure to protect the rental vehicle from further damage.
blowouts or tire/rim damage that is not caused by theft or vandalism or is not a result of a vehicle collision causing tire or rim damage.
rental vehicles for which collision/damage waiver coverage was accepted/purchased by you or given to you by the rental agency.
any damage that is of an intentional or non-accidental nature, caused by the renter or authorized driver(s) of the rental vehicle.
depreciation, diminishment of value, administrative, or other fees charged by the vehicle rental company.
vehicles with a rental agreement/contract that exceeds or is intended to exceed a rental period of thirty-one (31) consecutive days from a rental agency.
losses resulting from any kind of illegal activity.
damage sustained on any surface other than a bound surface, such as concrete or tarmac.
losses resulting from war or hostilities of any kind (including, but not limited to, invasion, terrorism, rebellion, insurrection, riot, or civil commotion); confirep001ion or damage by any government, public authority, or customs official; risks of contraband; illegal activity or acts.
any loss involving the rental vehicle being used for hire, for commercial use, or as a public or livery conveyance.
indirect or direct damages resulting from a covered claim.
theft of, or damage to, unlocked or unsecured vehicles.
value-added tax, or similar tax, unless reimbursement of such tax is required by law.
how to file a masterrental insurance claim:
call 1-800-mc-assist to request a claim form. you must report the claim within thirty (30) days of the loss, or the claim may not be honored.
you may choose to assign your benefits under this insurance program to the rental agency from which you rented your vehicle. please contact 1-800-mc-assist for further details.
submit the following documentation within one hundred eighty (180) days of the incident or the claim will not be honored:
• completed and signed claim form.
• world mastercard receipt showing the rental.
• world mastercard statement showing the rental.
• rental agreement (front and back).
• copy of valid driver’s license (front and back).
• copy of the declarations page of any primary vehicle insurance and other valid coverage or insurance.
• report from police verifying that the vehicle was stolen, vandalized, or involved in a collision.
• itemized repair estimate from a factory-authorized collision repair facility.
• copy of the vehicle rental company promotion, if applicable.
• copy of the vehicle rental location- or class-specific fleet utilization log, if loss of use charges are being claimed. you must secure this log from the rental agency.
• any other documentation that may be reasonably requested to validate a claim.
reminder: please refer to the final legal disclosure section.
You relize you have to pay yourself in cash. No insurance will pay the medical bills for you. They will only reimburse your money. So kill someone on a Moto have to pay and I hope you or Family member has 100k US or you will be sitting in Jail rest of your life in DR.
From Dom Billy
You can have all the credit cards in the world and they won't help you in a personal injury accident. Money can payoff anyone here if it's just a fender bender.
When someone is killed or injured they hold on to you the only way they know how. That's put you in jail until you have made restitution to the injured party or the family of the deceased.
That is the standard procedure here because.
I friend who lives here had an accident 3 months ago. A drunk motoconcho driver went through a stop sign unto the main highway and killed himself against the side of Jan's truck. This was at 7am in the morning when he was on his way to his welding business. He was put in jail until he paid the family $3,000us. Jan was completely inocent and it was 100% the drunks fault but that's the way it is here.
I also know personally two men, Russ from Canada and John from England who killed people while driving drunk over the last 5 years. They both escaped to Haiti and flew back to Canada and England respectively. For two reasons, one was the jail time ahead of them or the large amount of money for bribes to get out of the jail and two, they would have been in danger from family members who wanted revenge.
Jaosua Relize your frend KOKI was in Sosua he knows the story well and can verify.
More
Traffic accidents often result in serious injury or death. This is often the case when heavy vehicles, such as buses or trucks, are involved. Traditionally, vehicles involved in accidents in the Dominican Republic are not moved (even to clear traffic), until authorized by a police officer. Drivers who violate this norm may be held legally liable for the accident.
Dominican law requires that a driver be taken into custody for driving under the influence or being involved in an accident that causes serious injury or death, even if the driver is insured and appears not to have been at fault. The minimum detention period is 48 hours; however, detentions frequently last until a judicial decision is reached (often weeks or months), or until a waiver is signed by the injured party (usually as the result of a cash settlement).
Visitors to the Dominican Republic might want to consider hiring a professional driver during their stay in lieu of driving themselves. Licensed drivers who are familiar with local roads can be hired through local car rental agencies. In case of accidents, only the driver will be taken into custody
I only rent from the big agencies, period.
I don't think the big agency is going to stop anyone else from holding out their hand, especially the police.
If the family wants money, culpable or not, they will get it.
If the police wants money, culpable or not, they will get it.
Who else was involved??? Most likely they will get it too...
They know they have you over a barrel in that you need to leave the country reasonably soon. Knowing this, the big agency is probably going to advise you to pay them off too if you want to leave.
I do think the big agency is a slight advantage but not as big as what is portrayed.
Just my take,.... making an illegal U-Turn and willingly start to pay bribes just opened the flood gates and the local police just kept grabbing more cash.
Bingo
And know your rights. http://www.internationalsexguide.in...&postcount=4309
It is nice to see this... but I wonder if these rights also applies to Non-DR citizens. I am guessing it does?
Bingo
It is nice to see this... but I wonder if these rights also applies to Non-DR citizens. I am guessing it does? The laws apply to all unless you are in the country illegally.
Look forward to reading what you find out. I am the same way I need a car to get around otherwise there are many other places in the world i can go to spend my US dollars who won't jack me up.The guy from Alamo said that when I choose to pay the extra $7 dollars per day for third party liability insurance, if there is an accident with a motorcycle driver, with injuries, I don't have to pay anything. He said the insurance covers everything, 100%.
How quick they pay and whether they can get a driver out of jail, who knows. I would assume that once the police have been assured that there is adequate insurance to cover any personal injuries, then I would assume they would not put a driver in jail.
It is the Dom Rep, so who knows, prepare for the worst and hope for the best. I am requesting a copy of the third party liability insurance document from Alamo. I want to read the policy.
Mastercard provides coverage if the car is stolen or badly damaged.
Some insurance companies are better than others. I will continue to investigate how best to protect myself while driving in Dom Rep, possibly by getting insurance from an outside insurance company, apart from the rental company. There is a recommended place in Santo Domingo, that sells different types of insurance. Getting good insurance for 7 days shouldn't be too expensive. The third party liability insurance that I pay extra for with Alamo might be sufficient.
........Mastercard provides coverage if the car is stolen or badly damaged........
See post #5557. I have the .doc file if anyone wants it. I tried to upload the file as an attachment but for some reason it did not work.
Gentlemen please note the CDW coverage from MasterCard covers a vehicle up to a sticker value of $50,000. When in doubt contact the issuing insurance company first hand and request something in writing.
The laws apply to all unless you are in the country illegally.
And unless you're the child of an undocumented Haitian migrant who was born on Dominican soil but do not officially exist and have no nationality.
See post #5557. I have the .pdf file if anyone wants it. I tried to upload the file as an attachment but for some reason it did not work.
Gentlemen please note the CDW coverage from MasterCard covers a vehicle up to a sticker value of $50,000. When in doubt contact the issuing insurance company first hand and request something in writing.Mastercard covers damage/loss to the rental vehicle up to $50,000. I have read some exclusions for SUV type vehicles with some credit cards.
For Bodily Injuries you have to have the Third Party Liability insurance (party 1 is the rental company, party 2 is you the driver (renter) and the 3rd party is a pedestrian, motorcycle driver or other person who may sustain injuries as a result of the use and operation of the rental vehicle). I need to get a copy of that policy to see what the policy limits are regarding personal injuries and to read how claims regarding personal injuries are handled. Third Party Liability insurance should also cover property damage claims for the other vehicle involved in the accident.
Coolie High
05-13-10, 03:28
Just getting back from Sosua and I had a blast like before. Knowledge is power and so I highly recommend anybody that wants to come to Sosua to do your research on the board. Sosua is a hustler's town and if you don't have the knowledge or you don't have common sense you will get hustled quick. In Sosua it's either you hustle or get hustled!
Below are things I did to prepare myself before I left the states as well as my housing and transportation. Please note some of the things that I speak of below have already been posted through out the years on board.
Preparation
Before you leave make a color photo copy of your passport and your drivers
License. When you get to your spot lock your passport and drivers license away with your valuables. For now on every time you step out you only carry your copies. Please note that your copies are fine when changing money at the bank
A couple days before you leave call up your bank and let them know that you're going out of the country. Let them know the days and how long you're going to be in DR. The day of your flight I would call them again to make sure it's noted and to have a number to call them once you're in DR just in case you use your debit/credit card and they freeze your account. Speaking of credit cards it's highly recommended that you don't USE It! I told my friends that came down with me to only use your debit card to take out money at the bank and that's it.
No need to transfer money at the airport cus they will get you. I transfer my money on the streets(1usd =36peso) and at Scotia Bank where I got a better deal at 1usd = 36.20 peso. Also as a general rule with counting money I took the notion that every 100 peso = 3usd (technically it's 2. 74usd)
Speaking Spanish is KEY in DR. Get Rosetta Stone. Get a book. A translator. Do whatever you need to do to learn the language. One of the forefathers recommended an app on your iPhone called SpainishDict! It's free and the best part is that you don't have to be online for this app to work
Accommodations
Once again I stayed at Casa Linda. Had no problems bringing as many girls as I liked. As long as they have an ID and their of age then all is good. I stayed in a 3bedroom villa with a pool and BBQ for 190usd a nite for 7 days. Total damage including 16% tax was 1543usd. Divide that by 3 amigos and that's 514 USD per person which isn't bad at all. Please note that when reserving the villa you have to put down a 10% deposit and when you arrive you'll have to put down another 100 USD room deposit that you'll get back once you leave the villa. The only negative is that most likely your going to need your own car or at the very least get to know a taxi person that will come and pick you up. Other then that I highly recommend Casa Linda.
Food/Liquor
Anything that's imported in DR gets heavily tax and last time I went down their I spent more money on food and drinks then on woman. So to try and combat that me and the fellas bought a whole bunch of liquor with us. We would've brought food as well but didn't have time to properly pack the food. Now surprisingly customs didn't check my bag or my friends but if they did I would've said it's for my girlfriends familia. At any rate I had no problems at all
My Guide
Since this been only my 2nd time down in Sosua I'm still relatively a newbie to the game and since my Spanish isn't up to par yet to monger truly free I had a guide with me and my friends damn near every step of the way.
When I was down in Sosua previously I came across a haitian cat name Junior. He spoke good English and showed me areas outside of Sosua and more importantly he wasn't a begger. He'll take care of you first and foremost before he received anything in return. Junior speaks English, Spanish, German, and Creole. We became good friends and kept in touch so when it was time to come back down all it took was one phone call and he was their picking me up from the airport.
Having a guide is not crucial but to me until my Spanish is up to par I would highly give having a guide chill with you some serious thought. If anybody is serious about wanting a guide pm me and I will give you his info
Driving in DR
You have to be fucking nuts to drive in DR. I'm serious it ain't no joke. To those who drive down their you get my up most respect. I had my guide drive the majority of the time cus I for damn sure wasn't getting behind the wheel
Now speaking of driving I didn't rent a car from budget and/or other businesses. I rented a montero sport 4 door truck from Juniors friend Cesa. Now before I rented the truck I spoke to cesa directly and let him know that since I won't be driving if anything happens the liabilities is on my guide He agreed and me and my amigos paid him 300usd for a week. Now I would not recommend doing this cus if we did happen to get into an accident Cesa most likely would've put the blame on me. But like anything in life nothing venture, nothing gain.
Trip report Day 1 The Return coming soon
I don't think the big agency is going to stop anyone else from holding out their hand, especially the police.
If the family wants money, culpable or not, they will get it.
If the police wants money, culpable or not, they will get it.
Who else was involved??? Most likely they will get it too...
They know they have you over a barrel in that you need to leave the country reasonably soon. Knowing this, the big agency is probably going to advise you to pay them off too if you want to leave.
I do think the big agency is a slight advantage but not as big as what is portrayed.
The big companies won't charge you a $3,000 deductible, but I've been extorted and ripped off during my year and a half over there!!! Dominicans always, always found a way to take your money!
If you move to the DR, you will probably spend at least $10,000 in gringo tax.
anybody want to buy a 2002 Yamaha 350 Warrior??
And know your rights. http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1019369&postcount=4309
thank you for the link!!
Manizales911
05-13-10, 09:11
I don't think the big agency is going to stop anyone else from holding out their hand, especially the police.
If the family wants money, culpable or not, they will get it.
If the police wants money, culpable or not, they will get it.
Who else was involved??? Most likely they will get it too...
They know they have you over a barrel in that you need to leave the country reasonably soon. Knowing this, the big agency is probably going to advise you to pay them off too if you want to leave.
I do think the big agency is a slight advantage but not as big as what is portrayed.Ehunter is absolutely correct here.
If the Dominican police smell american money all the Mastercard insurance, third party blah, blah, blah isn't going to stop them from throwing your gringo ass in their filthy fucking jail. For the hundredth time, this ain't Kansas it's a broke ass half lawless third world country, bullshit walks and money talks here. You can wave your insurance policy in their face and they will lock you up anyway if they so desire.
Not a single post yet about someone that got into an accident and was about to get hauled off to jail until they pulled out their insurance policy and read it to the police.
For the guys that are going to rent regardless because their mongering style requires it, do your due diligence but please be advised that it might not be worth the paper it's printed on if the cops decide you are worth extorting.
Very nice report Coolie High. A lot of good, helpful information. You covered a lot of things which can easily be forgotten to do in preparation of a trip.
Amazing, no mention of a triple up side down reverse cowgirl or 98 BBBJ followed by three reverse summer saults ending with a TLN that wasn't part of the negotiation. Just my two pesos but your report should be very beneficial to newbies and it also serves as a reminder to vets of basic things we need to do.
Thanks again, very nice (I didn't think you had it in you.........LOL)
Just getting back from Sosua and I had a blast like before. Knowledge is power and so I highly recommend anybody that wants to come to Sosua to do your research on the board. Sosua is a hustler's town and if you don't have the knowledge or you don't have common sense you will get hustled quick. In Sosua it's either you hustle or get hustled!
Below are things I did to prepare myself before I left the states as well as my housing and transportation. Please note some of the things that I speak of below have already been posted through out the years on board.
Preparation
Before you leave make a color photo copy of your passport and your drivers
License. When you get to your spot lock your passport and drivers license away with your valuables. For now on every time you step out you only carry your copies. Please note that your copies are fine when changing money at the bank
A couple days before you leave call up your bank and let them know that you're going out of the country. Let them know the days and how long you're going to be in DR. The day of your flight I would call them again to make sure it's noted and to have a number to call them once you're in DR just in case you use your debit/credit card and they freeze your account. Speaking of credit cards it's highly recommended that you don't USE It! I told my friends that came down with me to only use your debit card to take out money at the bank and that's it.
No need to transfer money at the airport cus they will get you. I transfer my money on the streets(1usd =36peso) and at Scotia Bank where I got a better deal at 1usd = 36.20 peso. Also as a general rule with counting money I took the notion that every 100 peso = 3usd (technically it's 2. 74usd)
Speaking Spanish is KEY in DR. Get Rosetta Stone. Get a book. A translator. Do whatever you need to do to learn the language. One of the forefathers recommended an app on your iPhone called SpainishDict! It's free and the best part is that you don't have to be online for this app to work
Accommodations
Once again I stayed at Casa Linda. Had no problems bringing as many girls as I liked. As long as they have an ID and their of age then all is good. I stayed in a 3bedroom villa with a pool and BBQ for 190usd a nite for 7 days. Total damage including 16% tax was 1543usd. Divide that by 3 amigos and that's 514 USD per person which isn't bad at all. Please note that when reserving the villa you have to put down a 10% deposit and when you arrive you'll have to put down another 100 USD room deposit that you'll get back once you leave the villa. The only negative is that most likely your going to need your own car or at the very least get to know a taxi person that will come and pick you up. Other then that I highly recommend Casa Linda.
Food/Liquor
Anything that's imported in DR gets heavily tax and last time I went down their I spent more money on food and drinks then on woman. So to try and combat that me and the fellas bought a whole bunch of liquor with us. We would've brought food as well but didn't have time to properly pack the food. Now surprisingly customs didn't check my bag or my friends but if they did I would've said it's for my girlfriends familia. At any rate I had no problems at all
My Guide
Since this been only my 2nd time down in Sosua I'm still relatively a newbie to the game and since my Spanish isn't up to par yet to monger truly free I had a guide with me and my friends damn near every step of the way.
When I was down in Sosua previously I came across a haitian cat name Junior. He spoke good English and showed me areas outside of Sosua and more importantly he wasn't a begger. He'll take care of you first and foremost before he received anything in return. Junior speaks English, Spanish, German, and Creole. We became good friends and kept in touch so when it was time to come back down all it took was one phone call and he was their picking me up from the airport.
Having a guide is not crucial but to me until my Spanish is up to par I would highly give having a guide chill with you some serious thought. If anybody is serious about wanting a guide pm me and I will give you his info
Driving in DR
You have to be fucking nuts to drive in DR. I'm serious it ain't no joke. To those who drive down their you get my up most respect. I had my guide drive the majority of the time cus I for damn sure wasn't getting behind the wheel
Now speaking of driving I didn't rent a car from budget and/or other businesses. I rented a montero sport 4 door truck from Juniors friend Cesa. Now before I rented the truck I spoke to cesa directly and let him know that since I won't be driving if anything happens the liabilities is on my guide He agreed and me and my amigos paid him 300usd for a week. Now I would not recommend doing this cus if we did happen to get into an accident Cesa most likely would've put the blame on me. But like anything in life nothing venture, nothing gain.
Trip report Day 1 The Return coming soon
Charlie Horse
05-13-10, 16:13
Before you leave make a color photo copy of your passport and your drivers
License.
Coolie, great reminder. I've also backed them up on a gmail account, so if everything goes to shit and I lose my copy and the original, I have all of the info available online. My atm, cc#'s and the international phone numbers are also in an email. You can scramble a couple of the numbers if you are worried about it getting hacked, but I think I have them sufficiently buried in my gmail inbox.
Manizales911
05-13-10, 17:07
Just getting back from Sosua and I had a blast like before. Knowledge is power and so I highly recommend anybody that wants to come to Sosua to do your research on the board. Sosua is a hustler's town and if you don't have the knowledge or you don't have common sense you will get hustled quick. In Sosua it's either you hustle or get hustled!
Below are things I did to prepare myself before I left the states as well as my housing and transportation. Please note some of the things that I speak of below have already been posted through out the years on board.
Preparation
Before you leave make a color photo copy of your passport and your drivers
License. When you get to your spot lock your passport and drivers license away with your valuables. For now on every time you step out you only carry your copies. Please note that your copies are fine when changing money at the bank
A couple days before you leave call up your bank and let them know that you're going out of the country. Let them know the days and how long you're going to be in DR. The day of your flight I would call them again to make sure it's noted and to have a number to call them once you're in DR just in case you use your debit/credit card and they freeze your account. Speaking of credit cards it's highly recommended that you don't USE It! I told my friends that came down with me to only use your debit card to take out money at the bank and that's it.
No need to transfer money at the airport cus they will get you. I transfer my money on the streets(1usd =36peso) and at Scotia Bank where I got a better deal at 1usd = 36.20 peso. Also as a general rule with counting money I took the notion that every 100 peso = 3usd (technically it's 2. 74usd)
Speaking Spanish is KEY in DR. Get Rosetta Stone. Get a book. A translator. Do whatever you need to do to learn the language. One of the forefathers recommended an app on your iPhone called SpainishDict! It's free and the best part is that you don't have to be online for this app to work
Accommodations
Once again I stayed at Casa Linda. Had no problems bringing as many girls as I liked. As long as they have an ID and their of age then all is good. I stayed in a 3bedroom villa with a pool and BBQ for 190usd a nite for 7 days. Total damage including 16% tax was 1543usd. Divide that by 3 amigos and that's 514 USD per person which isn't bad at all. Please note that when reserving the villa you have to put down a 10% deposit and when you arrive you'll have to put down another 100 USD room deposit that you'll get back once you leave the villa. The only negative is that most likely your going to need your own car or at the very least get to know a taxi person that will come and pick you up. Other then that I highly recommend Casa Linda.
Food/Liquor
Anything that's imported in DR gets heavily tax and last time I went down their I spent more money on food and drinks then on woman. So to try and combat that me and the fellas bought a whole bunch of liquor with us. We would've brought food as well but didn't have time to properly pack the food. Now surprisingly customs didn't check my bag or my friends but if they did I would've said it's for my girlfriends familia. At any rate I had no problems at all
My Guide
Since this been only my 2nd time down in Sosua I'm still relatively a newbie to the game and since my Spanish isn't up to par yet to monger truly free I had a guide with me and my friends damn near every step of the way.
When I was down in Sosua previously I came across a haitian cat name Junior. He spoke good English and showed me areas outside of Sosua and more importantly he wasn't a begger. He'll take care of you first and foremost before he received anything in return. Junior speaks English, Spanish, German, and Creole. We became good friends and kept in touch so when it was time to come back down all it took was one phone call and he was their picking me up from the airport.
Having a guide is not crucial but to me until my Spanish is up to par I would highly give having a guide chill with you some serious thought. If anybody is serious about wanting a guide pm me and I will give you his info
Driving in DR
You have to be fucking nuts to drive in DR. I'm serious it ain't no joke. To those who drive down their you get my up most respect. I had my guide drive the majority of the time cus I for damn sure wasn't getting behind the wheel
Now speaking of driving I didn't rent a car from budget and/or other businesses. I rented a montero sport 4 door truck from Juniors friend Cesa. Now before I rented the truck I spoke to cesa directly and let him know that since I won't be driving if anything happens the liabilities is on my guide He agreed and me and my amigos paid him 300usd for a week. Now I would not recommend doing this cus if we did happen to get into an accident Cesa most likely would've put the blame on me. But like anything in life nothing venture, nothing gain.
Trip report Day 1 The Return coming soonVery informative report,looking forward to the rest of it.
.........Not a single post yet about someone that got into an accident and was about to get hauled off to jail until they pulled out their insurance policy and read it to the police.........
For the guys that are going to rent regardless because their mongering style requires it, do your due diligence but please be advised that it might not be worth the paper it's printed on if the cops decide you are worth extorting.
Post #5521 and #5530 in this thread paints an outcome we would all hope to be the case.
Gathering information is very helpful but at the same time no one knows for sure what will happen.
Like another poster mentioned when and if it gets to the point that it is way, way, way too risky to drive in the DR it is time for me to find somewhere else to visit.
Ehunter is absolutely correct here.
If the Dominican police smell american money all the Mastercard insurance, third party blah, blah, blah isn't going to stop them from throwing your gringo ass in their filthy fucking jail. For the hundredth time, this ain't Kansas it's a broke ass half lawless third world country, bullshit walks and money talks here. You can wave your insurance policy in their face and they will lock you up anyway if they so desire.
Not a single post yet about someone that got into an accident and was about to get hauled off to jail until they pulled out their insurance policy and read it to the police.
For the guys that are going to rent regardless because their mongering style requires it, do your due diligence but please be advised that it might not be worth the paper it's printed on if the cops decide you are worth extorting.Everything has risks. There are many rich folks driving around in Dom Rep, with very expensive vehicles. The threat of jail has not stopped them from driving. Some of the people driving expensive sports utility vehicles drive very fast and a little crazy, chances of them getting into an accident are greater.
Obviously the rules for foreigners and local Dominicans is different. I am always thankful when I am sitting in the airplane for my trip home, that I am all in one piece (and that I haven't killed or injured anyone with my car).
I have seen dead people hanging out of vehicles after accidents in Dom Rep. As long as I am still alive and/or not brutally maimed as a result of an accident and not killed or injured another person, I consider myself lucky.
Maybe I am due to have a bad accident in Dom Rep and then maybe I will learn firsthand how it is to be put in a Dominican jail. Maybe then I will change my mind about driving in Dom Rep. Until that happens I will continue to drive.
Sosua is a hustler's town and if you don't have the knowledge or you don't have common sense you will get hustled quick. In Sosua it's either you hustle or get hustled!Tigers and Gazelles, you don't want to be a gazelle that gets eaten by a tiger. Some chicas in DR are hardcore tigers. As Helpmann has previously posted, as a monger, you want to find chicas who are like gazelles (tranquil and harmless).
Coolie High
I'm from New York and want to go to Sosua this summer.
You didnt mention much about the pussy scene?
Basically I want to know where the Chicas can be found in Sosua.My vacations are usually spent in Cuba but the p4p scene sucks now - too many police.
Thanks
Coolie High
05-13-10, 23:16
Ahhh so good to be back. I first had to thank the man upstairs for getting me here safely. Hell I even tip the guys playing music for you as you enter the country. I got thru customs with ease and my guide Junior and his friend Cesa that let me borrow his truck for the week was there waiting for me. My 2 amigos from the states are coming tomorrow so Ill have the whole villa to myself tonight. I get to the villa and everything was prepared for my arrival. Cool! Got settle in negotiated the price for renting Cesas truck for week then off we go into town. I transfer money on the street corners with no problems.
Stop at the German shop to pickup some cigars. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the place but they make their own cigars and the quality is unmatched in Sosua. If any forefathers know what German shop I'm talking about let me know. Got a little hungry so we stop at a corner BBQ and order a whole chicken with fried bananas for 250peso. Looking around and all I saw was ass. Which flavor do you like? Without a doubt you can place your order when it comes to the ladies. Like burger king said, have it your way
My guide Junior sensing my anxiousness to jump back in the game told me he have a honey dip working at the bar across from where we purchase the food. I'm like cool so my guide goes and introduces me to the honey. Let’s call her Ms.E. She tells me that she'll be getting off soon and we'll be available. I'm like cool I'll get with u later. Junior then offers to take me to a place called Rio Verde just before the airport. He tells me that the ladies are cheaper and that if you want you can rent out a room. We get to Rio Verde and it was cool. The lady wasn’t up to my standards but they for damn sure smelled fresh meat and was eyeing me at every turn. Chilled for an hour and I was like I want to go back to Sosua and drive thru the main strip Pedro Clisante. Trying to be cool I couldn’t find what I wanted so I was like fuck it let's pickup the honey dip from the bar. We go and pickup Ms E and low and behold she has a friend. Happy hour anyone : )
I take them back to the spot and told my guide to come back in a couple of hours. Once gone off to the pool me and the ladies. Passion was in the air as it was a sex extravaganza. Ladies down here rarely play with each other but no matter I'm the main star and the director in this scene.
Moments off being deep inside Ms. E while passionately holding onto and kissing the other honey, runs thru my head as I write this. Having two honeys switch back in forth giving u head while the other massage and suck on your balls while u lay back halfway out the pool watching the sun go down is a feeling I won't soon forget. No doubt about it dreams do come true. Me and the ladies went at it like where starring in the movie Caligula. So much so that when my guide came back he caught me smashing outside on the outdoor tables. Good times indeed.
After that I gave them 1500peso apiece just to see if they where cool. And sure nuff they wasn't. DAMN!! They started talking about how much it cost to get their hair done again cus they got it wet blah blah blah. No worries with a performance like that I had no troubles giving them the extra 500peso they requested apiece and off they went. Now on to the next one
Rested up and hit the main strip round 11ish. Eyes, legs and thighs perk up. They see fresh meat and I'm dinner. Everywhere I go everyone men and women stare at me cus of my height. If I had a dollar for every time someone came up to me and said "muy grande" I would have made back all the money I spent in Sosua plus have some extra change to spare. ”NO SH** I'm tall” is what I want to tell them but I don't sweat it
Started at the bar outside Latinos club to see if I can find a catch of today but forget catching one cus most of the time you'll be trying to throw them back in the sea. The ladies are hungry and aggressive. Throughout all the ass, tities and thighs that slide your way you gotta be cool. And more importantly always follow your instinct. At first it's a sensory overload so you gotta just sit back, relax, sip on a presidente and gather your self.
Don't select the first one that comes your way cus your certain to find another one that's finer. Believe that!! Me and my guide make our way down to the bar below Classicos. At this point I'm playing with the honeys trying to figure out what's the market rate these days for an all nighter. Broads will test you and start off at 3000 peso. If a female offers you that price you should tell her that she can kiss your ass. Tell her to come correct or if you want to play the game tell her you'll think about it and send her on her way. You’ll see that same girl again either later on or the next day and by then she’ll agree to your terms. But then again it may be already too late for her cus you found something better
My guide, Junior wants me to go thru him and have him negotiate and he'll talk to the females but I'm like naw. I want to learn Spanish. And the only way to learn is by talking to the ladies. Only when I'm truly stuck do I want my guide to come thru and translate. So we finally make it upstairs to Classicos and I’m scheming on something chocolate. We'll call her Ms. C, the Haitian Princess. Told her to come over and we start conversing. Damn she fine and young to. Only 20yrs old. She then tells me that she's Haitian and that she prefers to speak in Creole. No worries cus my guide slide thru and help the translation. Didn't even bother to ask her how much just wanted to get to know more of her. Jackpot I found a winner. Now while I found my haitian princess my guide found something he wanted to take back to the villa. He's telling me it's on for another happy hour but he'll be co-starring in this scene. I'm like cool why not as long as I get Ms. C first.
We go back to the villa and have a few shots and take a few pictures together. All was chill. I go to the bathroom and come out and the princess was there waiting for me. Now right outside my bathroom is a small corridor with a desk that holds a lamp in a vase. It happen so fast, I went from passionately kissing Ms. C to moving that vase aside, sliding her mini skirt up while putting her sexy ass on the table, slid the condom on and game on F**k the bedroom. The time for action was here and now. Damn the pussy was good.
So while I'm deep in passion with the haition princess I hear a little noise in the background. I first think nothing of it cus I'm in the moment with Ms. C. I could careless whose watching just don't disturb this groove. Then I look to my right and I see Junior and his girl arguing no more then 3 feet away from me “WTF!!! CAN’T U SEE I’M BUSY! TAKE THAT BULLSHIT OUTSIDE” I yelled to him. So off they went. Not less then 2 minute later Juniors girl, we'll call her Loco comes to me while I'm still on the scene smashing out the princess and ask me, “are u going to f**k me as well”. I'm like yeah but I'm in the middle of something right now go f**k my boy Junior and holla at me in a hour. She like no I want u. She then proceeds to get necked and try’s to get on top of the desk right beside Ms. C. The whole time in still deep inside Ms. C trying to not stop the chemistry that we had going
So while I try and please both females on this itty bitty hallway my guide cones to me mad cus the female that he wanted rejected him and only wants me. So he's going home for the night. DAMN!! My guide goes off and tells me that the ***** is crazy and that I should only pay them 500peso both when I'm done with them and that if I don't he's done being my friend I try to calm the situation down by giving him a 1000pesos and tell him to be cool and I'll get with him in the morning. He then leaves the villa
Now where was I. Ooh that's right I was in the process of a late night happy hour. I goes off to the bedroom and ask whose first. Ms. Loco enters the room but before that she accidently knocks over the vase in the corridor. DAMN!! Trying to stay in the moment I'm like fuck it, bring your ass in here and let's see what you got. Ms. Loco has her
wish and I'm smashing her well while the haition princess Ms. C waits outside by the broken glass
So after I came twice with Loco I got a little irritated how not neither one of them tried for a second to clean the broken vase. I couldn't find a broom so I did what I could to clean it up. Now back to the main catch of the day Ms. C. I bring her into the room for some quality time. The princess tells me that I'm thru from having been with Loco. I tell her no I'm not. Believe me sweetie I got enough to feed the needy. Lights, Camera, ACTION!!! All of sudden Loco cones and stop the scene again. CUT!!! Now what? All of a sudden Loco wants to leave and wants her money so she can go. Now Ms. C wants to go as well. I tell Ms. C to stay and don’t move cus we got a scene to finish.
My attention is now towards kicking Loco out. Since she broke the vase. Didn't attempt to clean it up and then finally gets jealous cus my attention is not on her but on Ms. C, I tell her I'll give her 1000pesos and she can get the f**k out. She gets mad and demands 2000 peso and im like I have to pay for that vase you broke. She goes off and is like I'm going to call the cops. I'm like please do and once they see your breaking sh*t in the villa we’ll see who'll be victorious. I have no problems bribing cops.
Anyway while she's trying to find her phone. I call Junior and tell him to come back and get rid of Loco. Now Loco is hollering about she can't find her phone. I'm like u know I didn't take it you've been around me the whole damn time. Somehow someway I get her out of the house. Junior pulls up in the truck. They talk and she gets in. He drives her down to the security gate to get her cedula. All of a sudden I see Loco get out the car and Junior drives off. WTF!! All you see is Loco arguing with security. She wants to walk back up to my villa but security ain't having it. I go in check on the haition princess and told her don't move I'm conning back. I then call my guide Junior and was like what happen. Why u leave? He tells me that Loco started to accuse him of stealing her phone and that he told me to not pay her. I'm like yo, I need you to come back and translate for me so that there's no misunderstanding when I talk to security. With all seriousness I need you now. My phone disconnects and I tried to call him back. Mutha*****r turns his phone off. Tried to call him several times but to no avail. DAMN.
So I goes back out to the front and Loco is walking with 5 security guards all strap with shotguns arguing the whole time. They stop midway in the streets and one of the security guards come and talk to me. I tell him the situation. That she broke my vase and gone crazy and I had to kick her out the house. Security was like can u give her something so she can go away. Already knowing I was going to have to pay this broad off so I can get be done with this I decided to play the game and bullshit with her. So I told the guard I'll give her 500peso to make like tree and leave. When the guard told her how much I would pay her it pissed her off something terrible. I'm not going to lie I was laughing when she got mad at the offer.
Then the security came to me again. And this time I showed him the damage that she did and told him that it's going to cost me. And he was like look can u offer something a lil more. I'm like a 1000 peso. They tell her the price and she's livid and yelling. She wants 2000 peso. The whole time I had a smirk on my face cus I knew what the out come was going to be I just wanted to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) her off more. So finally the manager of security comes and was like look this is a private place we can't be having this unruliness around here. Can u give her a little more? Finally I relented and said I'll give her 1500peso. Security tells her the price and Loco agrees to the terms.
Finally the broad leaves. I go and check on the haition princess and surprisingly thru out the whole TNT we know drama segments she's still in my bed butt baked and waiting for me. After a bit of apologizing to the princess for the whole episode we finally finish our love making scene and passed out into each others arms
Epilogue
I here someone knocking on the door. It's 5am. I'm saying to myself if it's this crazy broad again I'm seriously going to knock her out. I don't hit on females but there are exceptions to every rule and she's about to be to be the exception. I get to the door and it's my guide Junior. He start off by apologizing to me and that he was a lil drunk and that once the broad said those lies about him he got pissed off and left the scene. I told him that’s good and all but moments like these is why I pay u. Damn just driving me around. When problems arises I expect you to handle it and not cower away and cover your own ass
I then let him know that I'm in the tourist business as well in Vegas and that people pay me to take care of situations like these. Instead of him getting upset that the broad didn't want to fuck him he should have been cool and just let me know. Hey I think you should leave that girl alone and I would’ve been like cool let's drop her like a bad habit.. He goes on to then tell me that for now we shouldn't go around the main strip and that the broads are crazy. And from here on out he should pick'em. But I'm like you were the one that pick this broad not me. And by the way I had to cleanup your shit. I gave you 1000peso and your broad another 1500 peso. That's 2500 you cost me. He then begins to apologize again profusely. At this point I’m dead tired from the day so im like just go lay on the couch and we'll finish this discussion when I wakeup. I go and snuggle with the hation princess and as I close my eyes with a smirk on my face I say to myself “Its good to be back in Sosua”
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SavePros321
05-14-10, 02:02
Now that the new highway is open (Samana I think it's called?) does anyone know how long it is to/from Santo Domingo to Sosua via the bus?
Now that the new highway is open (Samana I think it's called?) does anyone know how long it is to/from Santo Domingo to Sosua via the bus?
To the best of my knowledge Caribe Tours does not use the new highway to Sosua. Caribe Tours uses the new highway for Nagua, Sanchez, and Samana. If leaving from SD centro for Sosua there is no advantage to back track and take the new highway. The entrance to the new highway is close to SDQ airport not the city center.
SavePros321
05-14-10, 03:19
To the best of my knowledge Caribe Tours does not use the new highway to Sosua. Caribe Tours uses the new highway for Nagua, Sanchez, and Samana. If leaving from SD centro for Sosua there is no advantage to back track and take the new highway. The entrance to the new highway is close to SDQ airport not the city center.
Ah, thanks for the clarification!
Now that the new highway is open (Samana I think it's called?) does anyone know how long it is to/from Santo Domingo to Sosua via the bus?Bbq ribs is absolutely correct. But I'm kinda pissed. Where are the entrepreneurs?
An Sdq go nagua express bus would get my dollars.
I guess with caribe tours and Metro it has go be negotiated.
DR Monger II
05-14-10, 11:33
I believe that all the guides and steet hawkers are shady. I think I've met Junior a few times. I think he's trying to sell people on girls and trying to show them where Passions or Sea Crets is.
This is Onedazz the touted (some say tainted)traveler of the Dominican. As I speak I'm seated here at the New Garden Hotel. The Steet Dr Rosen is more lively now that the Terra Linda hotel is opened. I came yesterday. Exchanged money at the airport(ewr) and not a good one. I just wanted not to look the first day. Went to activated my dr phone. Listen if you got one from Claro activate in the Supermarcado for 400 pesos. Orange will sell you the phone and charge you rent for the chip, If you rent from them the phone it will cost more than the phone.
As for chicas, there is not much around the New Garden Saw Blausil, Yahaira
From the palace days. Had dinner with 2 sister from my Hi 5 everything cordial. Waiting now for the one to come alone. It's going to be a hellova mornin! More later.
It doesn't use new road because it stops twice in Santiago and once in Puerto Plata
Sitting at NG now.. Waiting for a rain storm to roll out. Ratio is 10 to 1 or more. Slower than normal as far as the chicas are concerned. Buyers market for the guys. 1500 TLN is making the girls happy...
Many of the beach vendors aren't opening every day.
Good time to be in Sosua.
Love Sosua
05-14-10, 21:11
Sitting at NG now.. Waiting for a rain storm to roll out. Ratio is 10 to 1 or more. Slower than normal as far as the chicas are concerned. Buyers market for the guys. 1500 TLN is making the girls happy...
Many of the beach vendors aren't opening every day.
Good time to be in Sosua.Wow! That is great news, exactly what I wanted to hear.
How is the chica quality? My flight is tomorrow. I can not wait for tomorrow night at Classico.
I don't know Jadeguy,but hello anyway. Well I worked this chica but I had a timeline to play against. She had 2 more hours to bullshit ,but I sent her home just now I have no more time to waste.Back to recon.
SavePros321
05-14-10, 22:24
So while I try and please both females on this itty bitty hallway my guide cones to me mad cus the female that he wanted rejected him and only wants me. So he's going home for the night. DAMN!! My guide goes off and tells me that the ***** is crazy and that I should only pay them 500peso both when I'm done with them and that if I don't he's done being my friend I try to calm the situation down by giving him a 1000pesos and tell him to be cool and I'll get with him in the morning. He then leaves the villa
Lol, I was trying my best not to imagine you arguing butt-ass naked with two other folks in the midst of getting your boogie on. Oh, and I also tip the band upon entering the country. Sort of like my version of a good luck charm in hopes of a fantastic trip.
I like your narrative style of writing and looking forward to the rest of your trip report. Anything to get me pumped up for the "return of the mack" (how many of y'all were visiting Sosua when that jam was out? :))
Cuatro días más!
Coolie High
05-15-10, 02:45
Coolie High
I'm from New York and want to go to Sosua this summer.
You didnt mention much about the pussy scene?
Basically I want to know where the Chicas can be found in Sosua.My vacations are usually spent in Cuba but the p4p scene sucks now - too many police.
ThanksAdinga,
In Sosua the p4p scene is everywhere. I'm serious. Every female in Sosua can be yours. The main street is called Pedro Clisante. That's where majority of the bars and action is at. The police won't bother you at all about taking a female home with you cus everyone down their knows what time it is when it comes to p4p
Now in terms of how much it cost for p4p in Sosua ranges from 2500 peso (that's max that I've paid) all the way down to nothing. The more Spanish you know and more the hustle you have with the ladies the more the price for pussy will SIGNIFICANTLY drop.
If I was you I take a weekend trip just to see if you'll like it. Flights from New York to DR are cheap. Stay at a place called Terra Linda. It's a chica friendly hotel. The forefathers on this board gave good reviews about it. Hope this helps!
Coolie High
05-15-10, 03:17
I believe that all the guides and steet hawkers are shady. I think I've met Junior a few times. I think he's trying to sell people on girls and trying to show them where Passions or Sea Crets is.DR Monger II,
No doubt about it caution should always go up whenever someone from the street wants to show you around and be your friend. My first thought is that it’s a setup. Junior never was pushy or begging for money. He was cool about his approach and I like that. Now from my recent trip he had a badge that says ACT. Something in that manner. Supposedly he’s now license by the government to officially escort tourist around DR
Below is a picture of Juinior. Let me know if you know him. Also in the picture is the crazy girl Loco in my trip report. Her real name is Natalie. If anyone sees her see her stay away at all times.
Coolie High
05-15-10, 03:40
Tigers and Gazelles, you don't want to be a gazelle that gets eaten by a tiger. Some chicas in DR are hardcore tigers. As Helpmann has previously posted, as a monger, you want to find chicas who are like gazelles (tranquil and harmless).Jaosousa,
No question you have to avoid a Tigre at all cost. The song by Hall and Oates, Man-eater speaks volumes about a Tigre. They will chew you up and spit you out. They got more game then the Harlem Globtrotters. As soon as I see a red flag of a possible Tigre I cut my loss and run cus they have the potential to cause you more problems then the police in DR
Yo Coolie high great report from day 1,but drop that bozo.
He interuputed you fucking twice,bailed on you when you needed him and took you to that fucked up place by the airport. All in day one.
Friends like that I dont need.Sosua is self service,you already know whats up.
Coolie High
05-15-10, 05:06
Lol, I was trying my best not to imagine you arguing butt-ass naked with two other folks in the midst of getting your boogie on. Oh, and I also tip the band upon entering the country. Sort of like my version of a good luck charm in hopes of a fantastic trip.
I like your narrative style of writing and looking forward to the rest of your trip report. Anything to get me pumped up for the "return of the mack" (how many of y'all were visiting Sosua when that jam was out? :))
Cuatro días más!SavePros321
Thanks for reading. For a newbie its always good to get a seal of approval from the forefathers. At the time I was argueing with my guide while smashing I actually wasn’t totally necked. I had on a tank top and shorts. But no doubt about it that night was crazy, lol
Hey instead of Return of the Mack I got another song for you to take with you when you go. Go to YouTube and lookup a song by Madcobra –Flex. When you find a new honey dip that you like and you wake up to her in the morning play that song and put it on replay. I guarantee you good times
Ahhh so good to be back. I first had to thank the man upstairs for getting me here safely.
Thanks for the detailed report...there is NO REASON to have a "Guide" involved in your transactions with Sosua chicas.
Do your own hunting and negotiating, it is really not that hard to say "mil pesos mi amor", or "Mil KEEN YENTO!"
Bbq ribs is absolutely correct. But I'm kinda pissed. Where are the entrepreneurs?
An Sdq go nagua express bus would get my dollars.
I guess with caribe tours and Metro it has go be negotiated.
The unions run the transportation system in the DR. They tell the government what happens.
Sitting at NG now.. Waiting for a rain storm to roll out. Ratio is 10 to 1 or more. Slower than normal as far as the chicas are concerned. Buyers market for the guys. 1500 TLN is making the girls happy...
Many of the beach vendors aren't opening every day.
Good time to be in Sosua.
Which Sosua are you in? Ratio is far higher than that if you look closer. Most of the gringos are not even buying
Yea still here Got rid of the Hiatiana and lookin for mi old novia. The chica from day one wants to come back so she's got a ticket to ride. Not much open today and there is something about electoral goin on today. The Garden has more gringoes as is the proportion of chicas a times. I don't worry about the shady venders. I would like to know who tthe chica was that was walking around knockin on all the doors all night. ***** woke me up twice. She sportin a thick gold chain also. It's hard to get the pics they look at you like your the antichrist. Met up with D'Arcy good guy heard the story but he's still present. More later.
Alex Deuce
05-16-10, 21:07
Which Sosua are you in? Ratio is far higher than that if you look closer. Most of the gringos are not even buying
Ok..I know I am begging. However, I know someone had a PP and Sousua Monger map (I like the complete maps with even the grimey locations). I have a very complete SD & BC including confirmed GPS Location maps thanks to a lot of you. Most of you have seen my map as well as Carli and Joa's.
Being lazy but if you have a map created thus far please IM me with it or leave post. Do not want to go back to black beards was like shooting fish in a barrel then getting mad because you kept coming up with the same fish.
Just bought an IPAD! Wow....love it for quick hiding, resource finding and control in a chica/Puta environment. Dont but the wifi only.
Coolie High
05-16-10, 22:56
woke up beside the haitian princess and had to make another love scene before she left. slid her 2000peso and off she went. my guide juionr and i settle our difference from last night and all was good. had to pickup up the fellas today but before that i wanted to hit the beach. junior also set me up and got me a phone down here with minutes so i was good to go. hit the beach and everyone is on their hustle mode. it can be annoying to some but i like to play the game cus i'm a hustler as well. "yeah off course ima check your shop. yeah no doubt. ima be right back" is what i tell them. knowing full well i'm not going to check their shop at all
now theirs a place beside big d's bbq that'll cut open a pineapple and mix liquor inside it. i think it's called a cubra libre. damn it tastes good. now this is what in talking about on the beach laid back. the female scene on the beach really isn't that good. don't get me wrong you can still find a nice honey but it's not what you expect. so while i'm chillin junior says he found loco's cell phone (it was in the car the whole time) and that he wants to go and try to make peace with this broad. i'm like f**k that but if you must do your thang. we got to pick up my amigos in an hour. he's like cool i'll be back in 30min.
so i got my head phones on listening to christopher chris- sailing mellowing out and 15mins later junior calls me. he tells me that loco told the police that he put a knife to her throat, took her money and cell phone and that i should meet him at the police station to tell my side of the story. junior you must be on doped cus there ain't no way in hell that i'm going to a 3rd world police station. i don't like going to a police station at home so it's not happening. this is your problem. you handle it. i hang up the phone. 20mins later he comes back and tells me everything is cool for the moment. the police didn't press charges on him cus they know him and he has a good reputation throughout sosua. but junior was like since she lied on me i'm not giving her phone back and ima get my girl to beat her ass. i'm like let me know when your girl is going to beat that crazy ***** ass cus i wouldn't mind watching it lol!
anyway we leave the beach and go pickup my friends from the airport. on the way to the airport junior tells me about the darkside of sosua. how that if you want for a fee you can order a hit on somebody. i'm like really? i'll keep that in mind. we get to the airport and we pickup my friends with no problems. we'll call my friends mike and marcus.
so we goes to the villa to get them situated. after that we went into town got some more chicken and fried bananas with a presidente by my side. mike and marcus wants to get a massage. i'm like well go checkout passion they should accommodate you. so after we ate junior took them to passion while i was going walk the strip to find my afternoon desert.
stop at a bar to check out the scene. everyone at the bar takes notice. thought i saw a honey out the corner of my eye. she's staring me down like a lion stalks her prey. i'm like f**k it i'll be the prey come and get me. she comes and i buy her drink. she sits beside me and i notice she isn't all that cute. she gets a little closer and this broad smells like raw ass. get away, get away! now while this is happening i see junior with mike and marcus walking up towards me. i'm like what happen? they tell me that they want a "for real" deep tissue massage and not a happy ending. i'm like fellas where not in the states down here the massage is the happy ending lol! but their adamant about finding a real massage so junior take them to another spot. i'm like good luck and god speed in finding that fellas.
now where was i ooh that right i'm trying run away from this broad that's stinking. she tells me that for a 1000 peso i could have her. no thanks! paid the bill and off i went to the next bar. sitting their at the bar and you'll see that everybody and their grandmother is trying to hustle you. it's all good though smile and tell them to keep it moving. finally found what i want. let's call them thick 1 and 2. looks like i found my desert. didn't want to wait for junior to drive me so i took a taxi back to the villa.
took them back and wanting to recreate the scene from yesterday i offered to get in the pool. they first didn't want to cus of the hair getting wet blah blah blah. finally with a little persistence they got in the pool. the scene was set i started with thick 1. action! after 5mins thick 1 stops. cut! mami what's the problem. muy frio mi amor. let's go in the bedroom. thick 2 also concurred. now in their defense it was a little nippy in the pool so after pleading with me i gave in and we went into my room. thick 1 really didn't like to kiss and was rushing me. she then asks do you have a condom so i can give you head. condom for head?
cut! that's a wrap. i wasn't feeling them any longer. too many red flags in my book. how about i give you 1500 apiece and yaw get the f**k out. as soon as they left i called the haitian princess from last night. she came 15mins later and i finally got my desert. afterwards she getting dress to leave and tells me that she likes me but she don't like that i want to be with so many females. i'm like i know mami. i can't help it. here's 1500 peso. i'll call you later. after she left i chilled at the villa and rested up for tonights main event
me and the fellas get ready to leave the villa cus it's going on 11 and it's showtime. my guide junior had to take care of something tonight so he couldn't join us. that means for the first time ever i have to drive in sosua. damn! they have no street lights whatsoever down their. that means the only lights you have to see is your headlight and the north star above. already plan it out in my mind that if i hit anybody or someone hits me it's going to be a hit and run. damn that. you ain't shaking me down and sending me to prison. thankfully we get to the main strip with no problems.
you know the main strip in sosua reminds me of a quote morpheus said about the matrix. "no one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself"! that's so true when you talk about sosua. you have to experience this one time in your life. the ladies were everywhere. and they are all staring at us hard. you will feel like a piece of meat when you come down here. no question! so anyway we chilled at a few bars a little bit and then we made our way to classicos. wasn't pack yet so we had time to get a nice table and chill. slowly but surely it starts to fill up and soon me and the fellas couldn't even lookup cus if you did the females where ready to make eye contact so they can come over.
for almost an hour i'm watching this honey thru out the club. man is she sexy. walking with style and grace. i'm hesitant to talk to her cus the night is still young. my boy mike jumps in and find himself a stunner. now you don't have to know spanish to understand body language. she reminds me of a really fine but stuck up b***h in the club. i told mike now you know this broad is going to cost you right. he was like well when i go to the bathroom ask her how much and negotiate a price for me. i'm like cool. mike leaves the table. i ask her how much for my boy. she's like 3500peso. i'm like too much. counter offer at 2200peso. she says to me and i quote, "do you see how fine i am. i'm not taking no 2200peso". wow! umm ok!
my boy came back and i told him this broad ain't budging and most likely the sex is going to be garbage. he was like cool i'll get rid of her. now i lost sight on my potential catch and came across another beautiful honey. i offered her a drink and we talk. so i ask her how much, she says 3000peso. i'm like how about 2000peso. shes like no. she drops it to 2700peso. i'm like 2200peso. she drops it to 2500peso final offer. i'm like i'll think about it! it was nice meeting u.
also while looking around i came across ms. loco from the previous night. i gave her a smirk and a wink when i saw her. needles to say she gave me the mean look like i'm going to get you. yeah whatever! you're not catching me slipping. i was born and raised in a city where all people do is set you up and have more corruption then sosua. so slipping is something i don't do, i'm tipping for life
moving on i finally caught site of what i was scheming on earlier and told my boy marcus to get her for me. she comes to the table and she is more beautiful then i anticipated. she looks exactly like sade the music artist with natural tigo bities. yeah that's what i'll call her, sade! we talk for a min and found out she's a taurus. now i don't know about the rest of yaw but in my lifetime i've been seeing a pattern of the signs that are attracted to me and vise versa. now damn near all my past serious relationship all the females were taurus. hell even mom dukes is a taurus.
so just off body language, the way she carried herself, the way she interacted with me and the weird fact that she was a taurus i concluded that this broad was a champion. not a winner. a champion. and later on in the future my theory of her being a champion prove true as later in the week i get into a situation in sosua and she has my back a 100%. but that's another story. anyway we all found what where looking for and we head to the crib. took a few shots and some pix then off to the bedroom for some quality time, cus she got the quality and i damn sure got the time.
day 3: not for the timid coming soon.
editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.
Coolie High
05-16-10, 23:35
Yo Coolie high great report from day 1,but drop that bozo.
He interuputed you fucking twice,bailed on you when you needed him and took you to that fucked up place by the airport. All in day one.
Friends like that I dont need.Sosua is self service,you already know whats up.Mr. Gogo,
Thanks for reading. As far as Junior I gave considerate thought in droping him but I really, really, really hate driving down DR. At the very least he was my driver.
Though he has some faults I trust him to not set me up and he did do some good things for me and the fellas when I was down their.
Mr. Gogo,
Thanks for reading. As far as Junior I gave considerate thought in droping him but I really, really, really hate driving down DR. At the very least he was my driver.
Though he has some faults I trust him to not set me up and he did do some good things for me and the fellas when I was down their.I'm really enjoying your adventures.But i always have my guard up when dealing with dominican street hustlers.
If he had such good standing why did he need you to verify his story.Im thinking if you had gone there he would have said he needed money or they were going to arrest him.Thankfully you were smart enough not to play into that.
Also the Haitian appears to be serving it up right with no attitude.Plus she comes whenever you like.Please dont miss out on a good thing trying to increse your bang count.My first two trips that was the mistake i made.It takes away from quality sex when you have to play money games and wear a condon for a blow job.Let alone having security and the police involved.
Enjoy your trip but expect the unexpected.
BadBear2000
05-17-10, 01:26
drivers in the dr are crazy. i have been driving there for over 29 years and have not had an accident yet. "knock on wood" if everyone drove in haiti they would get the opportunity of learning defensive driving at a slower rate. then when they go to the dr it is just a matter of stepping up the speed. the roads in haiti are much worse so it kinda feels like you are leaving the dog tracks in the usa. never the less, if you have an accident in the dr helpmann is right. be prepared to stay a few extra days. if you do not need to drive-----------------don't. my self i am crazy so i drive because you never know when you may see some sweetie walking down the street that may give you a bj which is very difficult to get in the backseat of a taxi
i also drive in the dr. if you visit the dr frequently and drive, it's not a matter of "if," but "when" you will have an accident. i have had (3) flat tires, hit a dog (bumper damage), and have had (2) accidents with motoconcho drivers (one insignificant and one significant).
if you are driving in the dominican republic, you have to be prepared for the worst (insurance, international drivers license, cell phone, bribe money, dr lawyer, solid ex-pat network). i don't recommend that others drive in the dr; however, for my trips to the dr, it is a necessity if i want to travel the country and the capital easily and inexpensively.
in bogota, buenos aires, lima, and rio de janeiro public transportation has always been the better option. except for the dominican republic, only cuba would be worth the risk of renting a car for me.
cheers!
helpmann :)
Well my old flame just left. I remember she pulled a no show the last trip.
I'm anticipating her pullin that shit again. Then I can have another come in from pop. I need to see what the chica from day one is going to do. New Garden has a crowd tonight for dinner, sex, bestiality, etc. Since I don't sleep good with a chica in my room I'll catch up on some needed sleep.
Charles Pooter
05-17-10, 03:20
The unions run the transportation system in the DR. They tell the government what happens.
Please don't call them unions. Unions are associations of employees. These are for the most part owner/operator associations, in other words bosses' cartels. Employees have very little power in the DR.
BoricuaOnline
05-17-10, 06:03
My self i am crazy so I drive because you never know when you may see some sweetie walking down the street that may give you a BJ which is very difficult to get in the backseat of a taxi
It is not that difficult, believe me :o)
Ok..I know I am begging. However, I know someone had a PP and Sousua Monger map (I like the complete maps with even the grimey locations).
At the top part of this post (link below) is a reference link to a map. The link was broken on purpose to keep this website from filtering it out and not showing at all. All you have to do is delete the space in the middle of the link and the URL will take you to the map.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2758
Woke up beside the haitian princess and had to make another love scene before she left... Excellent post.
There are a few normal massage places in Sosua. There is one on the second floor, near a barber shop, that is near to SeaCrets disco (there is a small sign outside on the sidewalk, you walk off the street and there is a small bar to the left, then further in is a barber shop and to the right is a set of stairs, the chicas at this normal massage place used to work at M & M). M and M massage is located in the plaza next to the Banco Popular that is next to Baileys Restaurant. Normal massage place, 400-500 pesos for an hour massage. Some of the massage chicas have strong hands and they can give a hard massage.
Alex Deuce
05-17-10, 14:46
At the top part of this post (link below) is a reference link to a map. The link was broken on purpose to keep this website from filtering it out and not showing at all. All you have to do is delete the space in the middle of the link and the URL will take you to the map.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2758
Thx..The links are great start...
Great posts Coolie-High..Word to da wise; I recognize your game but Junior IMHO is setup waiting to happen.....
Chief Justice
05-17-10, 16:43
Thx..The links are great start...
Great posts Coolie-High..Word to da wise; I recognize your game but Junior IMHO is setup waiting to happen.....Yea you really need to drop Jr like a bad habit. If you are going beyond Sosua or PP then hire him to drive, but if not, leave that dude alone. Buy him a drink when you see him out but beyond that...let him be.
...........Word to da wise; I recognize your game but Junior IMHO is setup waiting to happen.....
Ditto, yeah Coolie High it is time to cut Junior loose. Sosua is the very last place you need a guide.
You would be better off with a chica hooking you up with her friends. Chicas love to keep your cash flow in their little inner circle. Most chicas would rather you spend all your money on them. If you are going to spend some cash on other chicas they would rather it be one of their friends so they won't mind hooking you up with other chicas. Also best way to get a Happy Hour.
One more thing, although you spoke with the person renting you the vehicle and they agreed that since you were not the driver you would not be responsible for anything. Don't you even begin to believe that. If Junior got into a car accident you are the very first, and only one, they will be going after.
Everything is rosey dosey in rep dom until the shit hit the fan. Just watch how fast Junior vanishes................
Chief Justice
05-17-10, 17:05
So while I'm chillin Junior says he found Loco's cell phone (it was in the car the whole time) and that he wants to go and try to make peace with this broad. I'm like f**k that but if you must do your thang. Also, I think Jr stole the chicas phone. Give her back her phone and get rid of that bozo.
Coolie High
05-18-10, 05:07
One more thing, although you spoke with the person renting you the vehicle and they agreed that since you were not the driver you would not be responsible for anything. Don't you even begin to believe that. If Junior got into a car accident you are the very first, and only one, they will be going after.Hey got a question to ask. Now I know full well that if Junior got into an accident that his boy Cesa would be asking me to pay for the damages to his car but what about the police and the people that got hit. Since I’m not driving and it’s not my car would I still be shaken down by the police and/or the injured person family even though I’m the passenger?
Coolie High
05-18-10, 05:15
I'm really enjoying your adventures.But i always have my guard up when dealing with dominican street hustlers.
If he had such good standing why did he need you to verify his story.Im thinking if you had gone there he would have said he needed money or they were going to arrest him.Thankfully you were smart enough not to play into that.You know I keep trying to defend Junior but Im really running out of ammo Im just amazed at how different Junior handle things from this past trip to the first time I was in DR. He was the one that started to show me the possibilities outside of Sosua when I first came to DR. But yeah outside of if I need him to drive me to another city I wont be dealing with him next time down
Also the Haitian appears to be serving it up right with no attitude.Plus she comes whenever you like.Please dont miss out on a good thing trying to increse your bang count.My first two trips that was the mistake i made.It takes away from quality sex when you have to play money games and wear a condon for a blow job.Let alone having security and the police involved.As far as quality you’re definitely right quality beats quantity everyday. But in Sosua the temptation is so strong that you got to have serious discipline to not try and bang everything you like. Because for a fee you really can smash all the females you like. But later in my journeys as you’ll read I start to settle down with one female and lean more towards quality.
Coolie High
05-18-10, 05:20
Excellent post.
There are a few normal massage places in Sosua. There is one on the second floor, near a barber shop, that is near to SeaCrets disco (there is a small sign outside on the sidewalk, you walk off the street and there is a small bar to the left, then further in is a barber shop and to the right is a set of stairs, the chicas at this normal massage place used to work at M & M). M and M massage is located in the plaza next to the Banco Popular that is next to Baileys Restaurant. Normal massage place, 400-500 pesos for an hour massage. Some of the massage chicas have strong hands and they can give a hard massage.Jaososua,
Thanks for the knowledge. Next time when the fellas and I come into town Ill let them know where they can get a deep tissue massage.
Coolie High
05-18-10, 05:52
woke up to sade and the honey is gorgeous. you know a woman is beautiful when u wake up to her in the morning and she look exactly or better then what she did the night before. my boy marcus knocks on the door and ask me what should we pay these broads. his girl is asking for 2500. now as a bargaining man i off the top want to just give them all 2000peso and tell them to begone but caution now comes to mind. as a monger you have to know when to hold them and when to fold them. the difference between 2500peso and 2000peso is literally 13.89usd. and the broads we'll cause havoc for that last 13 dollars.
one of the forefathers said it best, “you pay them to leave". so we all gave the broads 2500 and they were happy and left. but before ms. sade left i ask her what's she's doing today. she's like nada. i'm like meet me at the beach later. she's says ok. damn was i feeling this girl energy
so after they left my boys mike and marcus tell me stories of their first night with a dominican woman. they both was trying to use that, “ooh i just want to chill and talk with you psychological bulls**t you use in the states to make a woman think that its not about having sex with her. which in terms make her want to have sex with you”.
but i'm like fellas this ain't the us that s** is not going to work. and sure nuff it didn't. mike got called out by his girl. she outright ask him "are u gay"! anger my boy so much he said he had to put on his hard hat and go to work for a solid 2hrs just to prove his manhood. marcus girl literally snatch the dick from him while he was trying to sleep. i was laughing my ass of the whole time they were telling me their story. i'm like sosua is not for the timid. it's alright to try and be cool when selecting a female but when you take her back to the room she wants you to take charge. aggression rules supreme down here and the ladies will call out your manhood. you can pay them what they ask for and not have sex with them and they still will feel slighted.
soon junior came a little later and took us to the beach. everywhere we go we here my friend, my friend, we got the best cigars, come check out my store, blah blah blah. now there were several cats that were selling cell phones on the beach with a sim card chip. my boy buys one for 500 peso with like 15mins of airtime on the phone. called my boys phone using mine and it worked perfectly. cool. so we finally get to the spot on the beach. everybody is trying to service us. you need chairs on the beach i'll get that for you. you need that cigar lit here use my lighter.
hell even the kids were getting into the act. some teenage kids that learn english thru television comes and wants to be down. if u don’t finish that drink ooh the kids we'll finish it. half a burger you didn't finish don't worry the kids we'll ask for the other half. i had to admire the young kids hustle cus this is what they have to do to survive. aren’t no i have a mom or dad to take care of me its hustle or don't eat. in the states we don't know this type of survival. hell i never want to experience that feeling. so we took care of the few kids that were with us
now why everybody was trying to hustle us junior introduces us to a guy name juan jose garcia (i know his full name cus i still have the receipt). he goes by the name jose for short. he tells us that he has a private boat to go fishing and he's in charge of the banana boat ride as well. now if you come across a guy name jose that has a private boat on the beach do not use his services! at all!! the guy is a rip off. in my day 4 report all we'll be explained. so at the time he offered us a private boat for 8hrs, 12 to8pm for 400dollars for tomorrow afternoon. knock it down to 300 usd and we agreed to the terms. we gave him a 100dollar deposit as well
the hustle calms down a bit and sade enters the scene. damn she fine. maybe it was the liquor or that sweetest taboo melody that was stuck in my head that made me want her so bad. she comes and sits next to me. we talk a little bit and i was like let's get into the water. we go into the water and the chemistry intensifies. she's holding onto me. i'm kissing on her. the scene was set. the sun shined on us, the ocean was calm and all was good. action!! the moment was like something out of a romantic novel. a midday love making scene in the ocean while people were around and i didn't give a damn who was watching. she didn't either.
after the moment calm down the fellas wanted to try out the banana boat ride. now the banana boat is where you have about 6 people that get on a boat that looks like a bananas. a speed boat is in front and tugs the banana boat rapidly. i must admit we had fun on riding the banana boat. now while on the beach junior introduces us to another guy we'll call mr. m. he’s an american that moved to sosua. a real cool cat he tells us about how life really is in sosua and how he made the transition from moving from the states to dr. the fellas and i was like why don't you come with us tomorrow on our fishing trip. he's like cool i'll getup with yaw tommorrow.
we finally get back to the villa and my girl wants to know what am i doing for tonight. i'm like me and the fellas are going out tonight but i want you to go on the boat trip tomorrow. she's like cool just don’t let me find out you went to classicos and brought another female back here. i have friends that'll be watching me. i'm like everybody and their mother is already watching me. she's like i'm serious i'll smack the shit out of you. i'm like, i know!! we kissed goodbye and me and the fellas rest up for tonight
day 3 not for the timid part 2 coming soon
Woke up to Sade and the honey is gorgeous. You know a woman is beautiful when u ...................
Nice, real nice reporting. Makes me feel like I was there.
Nice, real nice reporting. Makes me feel like I was there.Ditto.
Looking forward to the next day.
So after they left my boys Mike and Marcus tell me stories of their first night with a dominican woman. They both was trying to use that, “Ooh I just want to chill and talk with you psychological bulls**t you use in the states to make a woman think that its not about having sex with her. Which in terms make her want to have sex with you”.
But I'm like fellas this ain't the US that s** is not going to work. And sure nuff it didn't. Mike got called out by his girl. She outright ask him "Are u gay"! Anger my boy so much he said he had to put on his hard hat and go to work for a solid 2hrs just to prove his manhood. Marcus girl literally snatch the dick from him while he was trying to sleep. I was laughing my ass of the whole time they were telling me their story. I'm like Sosua is not for the timid. It's alright to try and be cool when selecting a female but when you take her back to the room she wants you to take charge. Aggression rules supreme down here and the ladies will call out your manhood. You can pay them what they ask for and not have sex with them and they still will feel slighted.
LOL, yes that is how it is in the DR. And you may find them inspecting the contents of the condom to be sure that you weren't faking it!
Probably these guys were a bit nervous starting out. There is nothing like the DR for helping to build a guy's sexual confidence.
I don't know if you should be too cool when selecting a female. OK, you don't always want the first one who presents herself, but once you have made a choice, I always find that you get her juices flowing by telling her that she is the hottest woman in the room and that you wanted her from the first time you saw her, that you know she has a great pussy, and you want to eat her out right now.
It may be all BS, but it pays off in terms of performance and arousal.
Actually I find this works well in the US, though I would not try it if you didn't think the woman would be receptive to you, especially in the work place.
I see guys around town using these hustlers like Junior as guides and I scratch my head. I came here 6 years ago with hardly any spanish, never done the P4P scene and knew no one, believe me if I can handle this town without a guide, you guys can. The best guide you can have is to study boards like this and others, stay at a place like new Garden or Sea Breeze and hook up with a more experienced monger. I find that most guys like myself who have been here numerous times are only too happy to show a rookie the ropes. Dump Junior and all his buddies.
I like your writing style but I like more your developement as a mongerer. We all made mistakes in the beginning. When I first strated I had a high bang count but then I backtracked waiting for that next vacation to get with the ones that offered good sex with a good attitude. I also wanted that connection, not love, not romance but that good feeling when you want to be with someone and vice versa.
JR is not going to go quietly. Hes going to talk shit maybe even threaten you, be prepared for this. Don't back down, because this will give him more power. Just give him a fuck you, and tell him don't come around you any more.
JR tricks to look out for: will he plant drugs and then tell the cops?
Did he tell the police you stole the girls phone?
Will he steal from you and your boys?
Will he give you a girl who will make a false claim?
Limit his access from the house and auto, this protects you and your boys.
Your the new star of this board for your honesty and sense of adventure, roll on brother we live thru you.
I like your writing style but I like more your developement as a mongerer. We all made mistakes in the beginning. When I first strated I had a high bang count but then I backtracked waiting for that next vacation to get with the ones that offered good sex with a good attitude. I also wanted that connection, not love, not romance but that good feeling when you want to be with someone and vice versa.
JR is not going to go quietly. Hes going to talk shit maybe even threaten you, be prepared for this. Don't back down, because this will give him more power. Just give him a fuck you, and tell him don't come around you any more.
JR tricks to look out for: will he plant drugs and then tell the cops?
Did he tell the police you stole the girls phone?
Will he steal from you and your boys?
Will he give you a girl who will make a false claim?
Limit his access from the house and auto, this protects you and your boys.
Your the new star of this board for your honesty and sense of adventure, roll on brother we live thru you.
Those are such good points I think I would keep him on for the rest of the trip, just limit some of his access. Then next trip just say you now know all you need to know, but if someone is looking for a guide you will recommend him (which of course you wouldn't do).
Coolie High it will be an interesting read on what happened with Mr. M. I can't imagine what hustle Junior was starting with that intro.
Sounds like you found a gem in the rough with your girl. I like how she started playing the jealousy game, hehehe starts making you feel special doesn't it.
Thanks for the great reports!
.......Your the new star of this board for your honesty and sense of adventure, roll on brother we live thru you.
Yeah, I really like how he tells it like it really is. I am already getting my questions together for the Q&A segment. Now I know how them chicas feel waiting for the next episode of the novella. LOL
We go from the sneaker throwing chica to the vase breaking chica. Can't get any better than this.
Yeah, I really like how he tells it like it really is. I am already getting my questions together for the Q&A segment. Now I know how them chicas feel waiting for the next episode of the novella. LOL
We go from the sneaker throwing chica to the vase breaking chica. Can't get any better than this.Yeah this is even better than back in the day when we had DALLAS. Weve even got our own JR.
Coolie High
05-18-10, 21:42
I always find that you get her juices flowing by telling her that she is the hottest woman in the room and that you wanted her from the first time you saw her, that you know she has a great pussy, and you want to eat her out right now.Frannie
Hey can you tell me how you would say that in Spanish? The only thing I new what say to the ladies was Eres muy bonita
Chief Justice
05-19-10, 00:20
Sounds like you found a gem in the rough with your girl. I like how she started playing the jealousy game, hehehe starts making you feel special doesn't it.The better watch it though, if he starts to feel too special, she will have is ass at western union every week..lololol
Puerto La Cruz
05-19-10, 00:49
I remember when I was there probably for my 40th time and that piece of shit wanted to give me a "tour" of Sosua. My response was "where the fuck are you going to take me to that I have not been to already." He did't back off cuz he had never met me and thought I was on a cherry trip.
By all means you guys, stay away from Junior. He's a piece of shit and will slime you as much as he possibly can. Back when the Palace was in business he severely screwed over alot of guys that stayed there. And no, I never stayed at that place.
Coolie High
05-19-10, 01:43
we rest up and decided to go to puerta plata to the strip club crystals. nothing could prepare us for what was about to come at crystals. we enter the club expecting a us type atmosphere or at the very worse a classico type scene but it was far worse. i swear to you as soon as we enter the club literally about 30 broads bum rush us. now i know how the beatles feel. atleast 15 girls bum rush me to halt. they were all mesmerized by my size and height. i must admit i was nervous cus not even at classicos or the main strip are the girls this aggressive. i'm serious it was about 5 or 6 of them trying to pull out my dick. i'm like holdup, can a brotha atleast get to the bar. i'm literally still at the front entrance.
now while i'm trying to remain calm as best i can i see my boys make it over to the bar. mike orders 3 prseidente while 4 broads are all on him. marcus is just trying to stay above water with 5 broads all on him trying not to succumb to fear. i somehow manage to the bar. i asks marcus, hey where's mike? we looked around and mikes gone. the girls ran my boy off. he comes back 5 min later and found out that mike went to the men’s bathroom to collect himself from the females.
so we try and go sit down at a table hoping that the ladies would calm down. it didn't happen. i swear to you for a second i thought i was about to get raped. i can't even sip on my beer cus their on me like i'm the last supper. i'm acting like a school girl that's about to lose her virginity. “wait ladies can i atleast get your name first. let's take it slow. how about that nice weather where having”!! meanwhile my boy mike disapears to the bathroom again to collect himself. i see my boy marcus standing at the front entrance. since i was down to only 4 females now i finally got the courage to tell them to give me a second so i can go and talk to my amigo.
i go to my boy marcus. he literally has one foot in the main entrance and the other foot pointing towards the exit. it was the first time i see a grown as man literally scared of females. good times indeed. marcus tells me that if one more female comes to him he's leaving. and he's dead serious.
trying to still gather myself from the bum rush i look to the far right and i see salvation. it's a vip section with a little rope around that closes off the area so only few can enter. we gets to the area and now we can sit back and relax a little cus the females can't
enter your section without your approval. mike finally gathers himself and leaves the bathroom to join us. mike settles in the vip area and finds his inner mack. he picks one. i follow in his footsteps and take a female let's call her ms. melons cus she had some huge natural tigo bitites.
now while mike and i dust off i'll fear, marcus was still shaken up. there were literally 20 females standing at the vip rope waiting for marcus to pick one. “yo marcus! marcus snap out of it,” i yelled. pick one so these other broads can leave. my boy was petrified and couldn’t make a decision so i finally found one with a nice round ass and told her to come on in and give my boy marcus a lap dance. and just like that the other females walk away. thank god. i thought for a second they were about to bum rush the vip area
finally we settle in and had a few drinks and the ladies was giving us as many lap dances as we wanted for free. ms. melons wants me to go upstairs for a 100usd but i'm like i know the game why don't we hookup in the day time so i don’t have to pay so much she's like i can't really give out my number cus of management. i'm like yeah ok. so as she was giving me a lap dance she starts to whisper her number to me in my ear. she's like i'll be in classicos tomorrow night. i'm like cool i'll get up with u soon. now after another 30mins of mellowing out in crystals we felt it was time to go so we tip each of the girls a 1000peso apiece. we figured that as many lap dances we just gotten back home that would’ve cost us alot of money. we get into the truck and where laughing our ass off about what just happen. i tell junior whose driving, "mutha*****r warn us next time lol".
anyway we ended the night back at classicos. was a little warn out from the past couple days adventure but still wanted to see todays menu. now after surviving the stampede of crystals, classicos aint shit. we always take good care of the waiter so as soon as he saw us he got us a good spot for us again. my boy marcus is in the cut really trying not be seen. mike is doing his thang. me i'm scheming on two young honeys. now their looking good but caution starts to come up. dr is the last place on earth to do an r.kelly and deal with an **** girl. so i go and investigate. bring them both over for some drinks. one sits next to me and i ask her how old is she. she’s says 18. red flags starts to enter my mind. umm ok let me see your cedula. she takes it out and hands it to me. i look at it and i'm like this says you’re born in 1987. that’s not 18 which means this cedula is not you. she was like shh be quite about it, it's really my sisters but i'm really 18. i'm like, “ooh yeah girl run that game”. told them it was nice meeting them. now begone.
after that i close the menu book and decided to call it a night. as we were leaving i came across some nice honeys that wanted happy hour for 2000apeice. i usually would’ve jump at the chance but i'm really tired at this point so i got their number for a future gathering. we get back to the villa turn on the air conditioner and called it a night
day 4 the fishing trip coming soon
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Manizales911
05-19-10, 15:41
Coolie,
Your reports are entertaining as hell,you should go on a world mongering tour and write a book,you would sell a million copies.
Frannie
Hey can you tell me how you would say that in Spanish? The only thing I new what say to the ladies was Eres muy bonita
...telling her that she is the hottest woman in the room and that you wanted her from the first time you saw her, that you know she has a great pussy, and you want to eat her out right now...
"Eres la chica mas caliente aca. La primera vez que mire a ti, estaba planeando hacer el amor contigo. Savia que tienes el toto muy especial y me gustaria comerlo instamente."
Or something like that.My Spanish isn't perfect, but it's good enough to convey the general message.
...telling her that she is the hottest woman in the room and that you wanted her from the first time you saw her, that you know she has a great pussy, and you want to eat her out right now...
"Eres la chica mas caliente aca. La primera vez que mire a ti, estaba planeando hacer el amor contigo. Savia que tienes el toto muy especial y me gustaria comerlo instamente."
Or something like that.My Spanish isn't perfect, but it's good enough to convey the general message.
Tu eres la mujer mas bella y sexy aqui. Desde al principio que te vi, queria que acostar contigo. Yo se que tu toto es magnifica (or fabulosa) y quiero que mamarle (or chuparte).
SavePros321
05-20-10, 14:24
Saw a motochonco guy get hit yesterday by a nice car. Dudes bike was literally under the car, but he got up and was able to walk around. Out comes the police. Out jumps the gringo out of the nice car with his hat turned backwards. I was thinking "dude, your day is only just beginning..."
Been here since Tuesday. Very slow, but it is very relaxed. If things didn't start to pick up until about 8 or 9 in March, things really don't get going here until 10:30 - 11 right now. The really hot chicas dont really bother to come out until around that time. Before then it is slim pickin's, but if you hang around long enough you will find something. Most of the Dominicanas stay around El Flow until they make their way down to Merengue for Classicos. All other times it is mostly Haitianas hanging around Merengue throughout the day. Latinos (the bar, not inside the club) was the slowest I'd ever seen it before. For some reason Tuesday night there was alive and kicking; last night it was barely anyone there drinking and all the bartender girls were sitting around looking bored. Maybe it was because of the rain?
Able to balance out the shortage of chicas because I have a chica who comes from PP every day, spends the night, and I release her around 12 or 2, then she comes back around 11. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Very freaking hot, but not as hot as August I hear.
Terra Linda is nice. Food is damn good (havent had the steak yet). Hot water doesn't work when you would most need it, like 8am in the morning, but throughout the day no problems. The guys at the front lobby desk are awesome and will help you with whatever you need. I am getting Wi-Fi on the 3rd floor with no problems, but maybe it is because my room is close to the front desk and restaurant.
More later. My Haitiana just got out of the shower :)
Coolie High
05-20-10, 22:37
Coolie,
Your reports are entertaining as hell,you should go on a world mongering tour and write a book,you would sell a million copies.Manizales911
Thanks for reading. Hey if anybody is willing to sponsor a world mongering tour for me to write about, Ill split the profits 50/50 from the book selling. I’m serious :)
Coolie High
05-21-10, 00:09
Woke up around 11ish and the fellas and I started to get ready for the boat trip. Bought some food and drinks and it was time to set sail. Mike and Marcus gets on the boat while I deal with Jose the owner of the boat. Paid the rest of the balance and all was cool. Or so we thought. Waited for my girl and our guest Mr. M that moved from the states to DR to meet us on the boat. They finally arrived and we set sail. Bob Marley is playing on the boat and for a moment everything was calm.
An hour passes and my boy Marcus notice that we've been circling around the same area. Mr. M also starts to take notice and sees that there isn't another fishing boat in site. WTF is going on. By now I'm starting to get sea sick because the ocean is moving the boat like it's a play boat made by hasbro. My girl is being the calm one so I hold on to her and tap into her energy so I don't lose my lunch.
"Yo Mr. M ask the captain when are we going to stop", I yelled. He asks the captain and the captain says they weren't planning on stopping. You weren't going to stop? Then how and the hell were we suppose to go fishing. And you can't go fishing anyway in these ruff as waters. Everyone by now is clearly upset and I told the captain to take our ass back to the beach. Not now but right now. So much for my dream of trying to smash on the boat now I'm just trying to get the f**k off it in one peace. The waves are moving strong and I'm getting pissed of by the second. I know one thing for sure where getting our money back from Jose.
We finally get back to the port. Jose comes on another boat to take us back to the beach. When Jose gets close Mr. M our guest friend starts telling Jose the situation. Jose starts to run game. "My friend, my friend there are two type of fishing. Trollope fishing where you just ride around and have the rods out and they catch what they can and some other type of fishing". Mr. M was like you don't take no tourist to do trollope fishing. There wasn't even another boat out there cus of the ocean was to ruff which means we've shouldn't have gone out at all.
They both started to go at it. Mr. M gets so pissed off that he swims to shore. Jose steadily trying to run game and tell I Jose to just give us our money back. I yell at Junior whose on the beach to come and make your boy Jose know that we want our money. NOW!
We get to the shore and things start to escalate. Jose goes and starts talking to the captain. Then he tells Junior that he can only give us back only half the money. I told him that we haven't even use the boat for two hours and that we want more then half. Give us 250 and we'll pay the workers that were with us. The arguing continues. A crowd starts to form. My girl starts to talk for my behalf. Mr. M is arguing for us as well. Junior comes to me and says Jose isn't budging.
At this point I'm really close to stomping Jose ass but had to stay cool cus now the police are on the scene. DAMN! Mr. M and Jose are about to fight right in front of the police. I hold Mr. M back and try to calm him down. Meanwhile my boy is in my ear. "Yo we need to just take the 150 and be done cus now the police are involved and we might not get anything". Sensing the truth in his words I told Junior to get the 150usd for us and let's call it a day.
I got my things and I started walking away from the beach to La Roca restaurant. I had to leave the scene before I did something stupid. Now as I was walking away I see a motorcycle pass by. It was Jose riding with the police. I get up the hill and goes to a bar across from La Roca called Mai. Two minutes later I see Junior in Mr. M car leaving the scene.
My boys Mike and Marcus with my girl brings the car up and come chill at the bar with me. "Hey where's Junior and Mr. M go at", I ask. Mike tells me that they went to the police station where Jose is at so they can get the money.
5 mins later Mr. M calls me. He says he doesn't know the exact deal that we made with Jose cus he wasn't there so we need to come down to the police station and tell our story. FUCK ME! ARE YOU SERIOUS. Fine I'll be there. Told the fellas and my girl I don't know how this is going to turn out so stay here and I'll go by myself. My girl and the fellas were like naw, we in this together so we all go together.
We get to the police station and before I got out the car I had to calm myself. Think before you react especially when entering a 3rd world police station. Cus down here one wrong move or wrong word can get you landed in jail or shot.
We meet up with Junior and Mr. M. The chief of police is here as well as ***** ass Jose and his people. The chief wants to hear our side of the story. And the person I last expected to represent us and have my back came and talk to the chief. My girl Sade went and sat with the chief and explained everything that happens. Right then and there I knew this broad was a champion. How many females you know would fight for you in your amigos in a 3rd world police station. Hell I can't find that back in the states other then my mom. I always judge a woman by when things are going bad. Cus at this particular moment things wasn't going well for us and she could have left and not gone to the police station and I would've definitely understood. So to see her by my side speaking for my behalf so we can get our money back made me fall for her even more. Much respect goes out to her.
So after she speaks for us the chief tells us that Jose is not going to give back the 150 dollars but we can still get credit for the 6hrs left and use the boat however we choose. Mr. M says to me, "Hey where now at the point where shit can get very ugly very quickly. I know this sucks but we need to take the credit and leave the scene". Seeing the anger in my face he talks to me a little more to calm me down. Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear get you! We tell the chief we agree to the terms and we all leave the police station. Thank God
I've learned a valuable lesson that day. Unless the company has been given a seal of approval by the Senior Mongers themselves never, NEVER PAY UPFRONT FIRST for anything in Sosua. Let them provide the service first and for damn sure don't put down a deposit. Jose sought of pressure us into putting us down a deposit because he gave the allure that there very busy and if you don't put anything down you'll miss your chance to use the boat. When the reality of Sosua is right now it's not busy AT ALL! And people down there are hurting. Which means since gringos have the money gringos have the power.
Afterwards we went back to the villa and everybody chilled in the pool. All we could do was laugh at what just happen. We kept laughing at how Jose would always started his conversation off by saying, "MY FRIEND, MY FRIEND"!. Marcus was like, "Where's my friend at cus I'm still waiting on that mutha*****r to appear"! LMAO
Mr. M also was still with us and he was telling us how they were trying to stay off topic and push aside the fact that we didn't go fishing at all. Hell to this day I still haven't even touch a rod. Damn I wanted to get this mutha*****r. But it's cool. I've learned my lesson and it will never happen again. So to all that come across a man that goes by Jose real name is Juan Jose Garcia that has a fishing boat and controls the banana boat by the beach I advice you to STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY. And give him the finger for me when he steps to you and says, "my friend, my friend"!
Mr. M leaves and we all thank him again for having our back as well. Later on that evening I decided I just wanted to chill at the crib with my girl tonight. The fellas Mike and Marcus went to venture out. After all that I've been thru today I just wanted to relax with my girl.
I'm not going to lie after the way she had my back at the police station I was falling for her fast. The quickest way to a mans heart is not thru his stomach but it's to have his back when shits not going right. The whole night I'm talking to her about life, her favorite music etc. Hell I even showed her on the net how similar she look like Sade the music artist. She concurred and was like so that's why you were staring at me the whole time at Classicos cus I look like her. We enjoyed each others energy all night physically and emotionally.
Trip Report Day 5 Showtime at Classicos coming soon
Coolie high, yo dog why does Junior keep getting a pass with all the bullshit being his fault? Junior has cost you atleast 600usd this trip, and you haven't got his final bill yet.
The police chief pocketed your 150.
Mr, M seems like a righteous dude but that always draws a flag inside me.
Respectfully speaking but if I was one of your boys I would say junior goes or I go. Trouble is easy to get into and hard to get out of.
The question now that everyone wants to know is; what kind of bullshit will junior get you into next.
Mr Enternational
05-21-10, 19:43
Now why everybody was trying to hustle us Junior introduces us to a guy name Juan Jose Garcia (I know his full name cus I still have the receipt). He goes by the name Jose for short. He tells us that he has a private boat to go fishing and he's in charge of the banana boat ride as well. Now if you come across a guy name Jose that has a private boat on the beach DO NOT USE HIS SERVICES! AT ALL!! The guy is a rip off. So at the time he offered us a private boat for 8hrs, 12 to8pm for 400dollars for tomorrow afternoon. Knock it down to 300 usd and we agreed to the terms. We gave him a 100dollar deposit as well
Waited for my girl and our guest Mr. M that moved from the states to DR to meet us on the boat.
An hour passes and my boy Marcus notice that we've been circling around the same area. Mr. M also starts to take notice and sees that there isn't another fishing boat in site. WTF is going on.
"Yo Mr. M ask the captain when are we going to stop", I yelled. He asks the captain and the captain says they weren't planning on stopping. You weren't going to stop? Then how and the hell were we suppose to go fishing. Were you able to check the boat out before you made the deposit? The original $400 or even the $300 that you talked him down to seems a little excessive to me to rent a boat in the DR, even if it was for 8 hours. And who is this American guy, Mr. M, that moved to the DR? It seems that he should have known better than to let you guys get twisted up in this with a shady beach vendor. Or did he just move there because of the girls and without researching or knowing anything else about the place? I mean you guys are tourists so it is expected that you will get shammed every now and then until you learn better. But him as a resident...There is no excuse for him.
You guys are having too much drama down there. But sometimes that is the stuff that good memories are made of.
[QUOTE= . . . They both started to go at it. Mr. M gets so pissed off that he swims to shore. Jose steadily trying to run game and tell I Jose to just give us our money back. I yell at Junior whose on the beach to come and make your boy Jose know that we want our money. NOW!
We get to the shore and things start to escalate. Jose goes and starts talking to the captain. Then he tells Junior that he can only give us back only half the money. I told him that we haven't even use the boat for two hours and that we want more then half. Give us 250 and we'll pay the workers that were with us. The arguing continues. A crowd starts to form. My girl starts to talk for my behalf. Mr. M is arguing for us as well. Junior comes to me and says Jose isn't budging. . . .
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I'd say Junior is the cause of all the drama. You should have given him the boot after the first day. If you don't want to drive, grab a taxi, but know where you want to go first. You've got to do the research on your own, taxi drivers (and tigres) will only take you to where they will get the biggest kickback.
Let's see, Junior introduced you to Jose', right? It sounds like they were both scamming you. No doubt Junior got a huge "commission" on the introduction.
- Don't pay for anything in advance.
- Stay away from Dominican males who speak some English, have fun personalities and chat you up. They make their living scamming gringos, and they have partner scammers who sell everything from drinks with umbrellas, food, girls, you name it. This is the first time I've heard about boats. These guys are smart and creative.
It's a hotel for mongers who also want to get a taste of Latin American culture while they are here in Puerto Plata/Sosua connecting with some of the hottest young chicas in the world.
Check out this post:
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or this web site: www.themanhotel.com
for more info.
We also offer airport pickup/dropoff service to any Puerto Plata or Costambar location and local cell phone rental (set up in English).
we rest up and decided to go to puerta plata to the strip club crystals. nothing could prepare us for what was about to come at crystals. we enter the club expecting a us type atmosphere or at the very worse a classico type scene but it was far worse. i swear to you as soon as we enter the club literally about 30 broads bum rush us. now i know how the beatles feel. atleast 15 girls bum rush me to halt. they were all mesmerized by my size and height. i must admit i was nervous cus not even at classicos or the main strip are the girls this aggressive. i'm serious it was about 5 or 6 of them trying to pull out my dick. i'm like holdup, can a brotha atleast get to the bar. i'm literally still at the front entrance.
now while i'm trying to remain calm as best i can i see my boys make it over to the bar. mike orders 3 prseidente while 4 broads are all on him. marcus is just trying to stay above water with 5 broads all on him trying not to succumb to fear. i somehow manage to the bar. i asks marcus, hey where's mike? we looked around and mikes gone. the girls ran my boy off. he comes back 5 min later and found out that mike went to the men’s bathroom to collect himself from the females.
so we try and go sit down at a table hoping that the ladies would calm down. it didn't happen. i swear to you for a second i thought i was about to get raped. i can't even sip on my beer cus their on me like i'm the last supper. i'm acting like a school girl that's about to lose her virginity. “wait ladies can i atleast get your name first. let's take it slow. how about that nice weather where having”!! meanwhile my boy mike disapears to the bathroom again to collect himself. i see my boy marcus standing at the front entrance. since i was down to only 4 females now i finally got the courage to tell them to give me a second so i can go and talk to my amigo.
i go to my boy marcus. he literally has one foot in the main entrance and the other foot pointing towards the exit. it was the first time i see a grown as man literally scared of females. good times indeed. marcus tells me that if one more female comes to him he's leaving. and he's dead serious.
trying to still gather myself from the bum rush i look to the far right and i see salvation. it's a vip section with a little rope around that closes off the area so only few can enter. we gets to the area and now we can sit back and relax a little cus the females can't
enter your section without your approval. mike finally gathers himself and leaves the bathroom to join us. mike settles in the vip area and finds his inner mack. he picks one. i follow in his footsteps and take a female let's call her ms. melons cus she had some huge natural tigo bitites.
now while mike and i dust off i'll fear, marcus was still shaken up. there were literally 20 females standing at the vip rope waiting for marcus to pick one. “yo marcus! marcus snap out of it,” i yelled. pick one so these other broads can leave. my boy was petrified and couldn’t make a decision so i finally found one with a nice round ass and told her to come on in and give my boy marcus a lap dance. and just like that the other females walk away. thank god. i thought for a second they were about to bum rush the vip area
finally we settle in and had a few drinks and the ladies was giving us as many lap dances as we wanted for free. ms. melons wants me to go upstairs for a 100usd but i'm like i know the game why don't we hookup in the day time so i don’t have to pay so much she's like i can't really give out my number cus of management. i'm like yeah ok. so as she was giving me a lap dance she starts to whisper her number to me in my ear. she's like i'll be in classicos tomorrow night. i'm like cool i'll get up with u soon. now after another 30mins of mellowing out in crystals we felt it was time to go so we tip each of the girls a 1000peso apiece. we figured that as many lap dances we just gotten back home that would’ve cost us alot of money. we get into the truck and where laughing our ass off about what just happen. i tell junior whose driving, "mutha*****r warn us next time lol".
anyway we ended the night back at classicos. was a little warn out from the past couple days adventure but still wanted to see todays menu. now after surviving the stampede of crystals, classicos aint shit. we always take good care of the waiter so as soon as he saw us he got us a good spot for us again. my boy marcus is in the cut really trying not be seen. mike is doing his thang. me i'm scheming on two young honeys. now their looking good but caution starts to come up. dr is the last place on earth to do an r.kelly and deal with an **** girl. so i go and investigate. bring them both over for some drinks. one sits next to me and i ask her how old is she. she’s says 18. red flags starts to enter my mind. umm ok let me see your cedula. she takes it out and hands it to me. i look at it and i'm like this says you’re born in 1987. that’s not 18 which means this cedula is not you. she was like shh be quite about it, it's really my sisters but i'm really 18. i'm like, “ooh yeah girl run that game”. told them it was nice meeting them. now begone.
after that i close the menu book and decided to call it a night. as we were leaving i came across some nice honeys that wanted happy hour for 2000apeice. i usually would’ve jump at the chance but i'm really tired at this point so i got their number for a future gathering. we get back to the villa turn on the air conditioner and called it a night
day 4 the fishing trip coming soon
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at cristal's i find that if i go immediately to the bar, stand there, and order a drink, the chicas can't be so aggressive -- form the lineup and make you choose. if you sit down, you're a sitting duck.
after they realize it's not going to be their way, they go back to whatever they were doing before i came in. then i walk around and decide which (if any) i want.
in sosua, the number of scams the girls without cedulas try is unbelievable. they'll say it's at home, they forgot it, or show you an id that says they are a minor (menor in spanish), show you their sister/friend/cousin's cedula. the list goes on.
here's a good way to find out without the killing the fun by asking to see their cedula: just invite them upstairs to the disco with you. if they are scamming they won't go with you because the guys on the door check cedulas and they've seen every scam in the book.
if they won't go upstairs to the disco, it's time to say "next".
Chief Justice
05-21-10, 20:41
I'd say Junior is the cause of all the drama. You should have given him the boot after the first day. If you don't want to drive, grab a taxi, but know where you want to go first. You've got to do the research on your own, taxi drivers (and tigres) will only take you to where they will get the biggest kickback.
Let's see, Junior introduced you to Jose', right? It sounds like they were both scamming you. No doubt Junior got a huge "commission" on the introduction.
- Don't pay for anything in advance.
- Stay away from Dominican males who speak some English, have fun personalities and chat you up. They make their living scamming gringos, and they have partner scammers who sell everything from drinks with umbrellas, food, girls, you name it. This is the first time I've heard about boats. These guys are smart and creative.I agree 200%. Junior should of known that guy is full of shyt bc I knew he was full of shyt the first time I met that whole boat crew. Dump Jr ASAP or else he will cost you more money. His job is to milk your pockets while you are in DR. That is his job! Jr has too many red flags. And if you do not wnt to drive in DR, just keep your driving simple. To and from classicos and beach. Etc.
What months in Sosua are best for mongers?
(many girls and few toutists)
Thanks
Woke up around 11ish and the fellas and I started to get ready for the boat trip.......
Here we go again.............LOL
Sure Coolie you had your share of "moments" but you did a lot of different things and as a newbie crap will happen. I doubt if anyone on this board had drama free trips when first starting out. Heck man, I still have moments after many, many trips to the DR. The more you go, the more you learn, the less BS happens.
I guess by now you are ready to cut Junior loose. Don't knock the dude, he is a hustler. You had your fun and he made his money. Everyday someone new steps off the plane needing a Junior. You are past that stage.
NOW, about fishing in the DR. I have yet to find somewhere to go fishing. Yes, the DR does have a few offshore trips costing mucho dinero. If you are from the states and live near the ocean you are probably used to "party boat" trips. That does not exist in the DR.
The best way to get out of Sosua and see the barrios is hooking up with a trustworthy chica, not a Junior. When you find a chica you really click with she will be more than happy to take you home to Mami. Visiting the barrios is a real eye opener. Makes you think twice about what is really important in life.
Once again I will be waiting for your next post...................
If you want to go fishing in Sosua, ask around for a guy named Victor. He owns a nice fishing boat and can be trusted. He also owns a couple of shops and other biz in Charamico and Sosua. I've never gone with him (not my style) but a few of my friends have over the years and he is trustworthy.
Tiguerasso
05-22-10, 01:12
We finally get back to the port. Jose comes on another boat to take us back to the beach. When Jose gets close Mr. M our guest friend starts telling Jose the situation. Jose starts to run game. "My friend, my friend there are two type of fishing. Trollope fishing where you just ride around and have the rods out and they catch what they can and some other type of fishing". Mr. M was like you don't take no tourist to do trollope fishing. There wasn't even another boat out there cus of the ocean was to ruff which means we've shouldn't have gone out at all.Alright dude. You're obviously not a deep sea fisherman. So I'll try and explain it to you. When you go deep sea fishing in the DR, the majority of the time, they're going to take you after pelagic species like dorado, tuna, and marlin or sailfish. You don't normally fish for these species by stopping the boat and casting, or dropping the lure. The best way to catch these species is by "TROLLING", or keeping the boat in constant motion while dragging the lures behind the boat. And often, you have to go out a ways to find the fish.
This is a standard and accepted method just about anywhere you go. To be honest, the Captain and the owner of the boat did nothing wrong besides assuming that you guys were real fisherman and knew what the hell you were going out there to do. And having fished in the DR, Mexico, and all over the coastal states here in the USA, I've yet to meet a Captain that will let you pay AFTER you get back from a trip. There's just way too much expense involved with simply taking a boat out. The cost of gas alone is enough to require payment upfront.
I've heard plenty of horror stories about dominicans screwing over tourists in the DR. And there are plenty of times when those stories have merit. This aint one of them. The guy was actually being pretty straight with you.
Much respect goes out to her.
You should be very cautious with her. It's not loyalty, you are her meal wagon, the "golden goose" so she is sticking around. You will end up footing the bills for meals and drinks and later she'll call you for western union money. Many of the hookers have sugar daddy's who believe their chicas are waiting for them to return. So remember that all these chicas have ulterior motives and they will even go grocery shopping with you and cook you a delicious dominican meal. It's a trap! I've seen it countless times in Sosua.
Oh yeah, nice reporting.
Mr Enternational
05-22-10, 02:34
the best way to get out of sosua and see the barrios is hooking up with a trustworthy chica, not a junior. when you find a chica you really click with she will be more than happy to take you home to mami. visiting the barrios is a real eye opener. makes you think twice about what is really important in life.my santiago novia came to visit me in sosua last time. on the drive back we stopped in puerto plata to visit her relatives. we had to go back in the neighborhood via some rocky dirt roads. she told me, "this is the real dominican republic!" they had a mosquito net around the bed in the bedroom. bathroom: no running water. a toilet and a shower with a big 32 gallon trash can full of water to use for flushing and showering (very common throughout latin america). they were good people. i had a good time. i beat her, her old one-legged uncle, and her cousin in dominoes. the table was just a board that we had to hold on our laps. the beauty salon: a chair on the sidewalk.
next, we went around the corner to her cousin's house. he was a nice young guy with a fairly new house that had a grapefruit tree in the back. delicious. he is a federal policeman. after all this talk about accidents i have been thinking that i better get his info to keep with me.
..........We had to go back in the neighborhood via some rocky dirt roads. She told me, "This is the real Dominican Republic!"............
Real nice Mr Enternational. I spend a few days each trip visiting people in areas like that. It does something to you to see how people survive and keep a smile on their faces.
Did they force you to eat before you left? Did they offer you the best plastic chair they had? I have had a few meals I wasn't quite sure what it was but if you don't sit down and eat you insult your host. Actually I have had some pretty tasty meals back in the barrios and some of those tin roof shacks you see on the Autopista Durate.
Since this is a Sosua thread the life most guys on this board see in Sosua does not even begin to reflect the real Dominican. I am a regular visitor to one barrio home and the first thing the grandma does when she sees me is stop what she is doing and make me a cup of coffee.
There are some fine folks living in those barrios and in the campo. They may not have much in material things but most of them have a heart of gold and would give you the last of what little they have.
Did you also notice the natural beauty of some of them chicas walking around in the barrio?
BTW, nice pics..............looks just like the "real Dominican"
I went back to look at the pics again and not a frown on anyone's face!
my santiago novia came to visit me in sosua last time. on the drive back we stopped in puerto plata to visit her relatives. we had to go back in the neighborhood via some rocky dirt roads. she told me, "this is the real dominican republic!" they had a mosquito net around the bed in the bedroom. bathroom: no running water. a toilet and a shower with a big 32 gallon trash can full of water to use for flushing and showering (very common throughout latin america). they were good people. i had a good time. i beat her, her old one-legged uncle, and her cousin in dominoes. the table was just a board that we had to hold on our laps. the beauty salon: a chair on the sidewalk.
next, we went around the corner to her cousin's house. he was a nice young guy with a fairly new house that had a grapefruit tree in the back. delicious. he is a federal policeman. after all this talk about accidents i have been thinking that i better get his info to keep with me.
brings back memories of higuey 2007! my problem was that i was playing with the rooster and then he became dinner!
Brings back memories of Higuey 2007! My problem was that I was playing with the Rooster and then he became dinner!
That is sooooo funny, but I know you telling the truth.
BoricuaOnline
05-22-10, 04:18
...telling her that she is the hottest woman in the room and that you wanted her from the first time you saw her, that you know she has a great pussy, and you want to eat her out right now...
"Eres la chica mas caliente aca. La primera vez que mire a ti, estaba planeando hacer el amor contigo. Savia que tienes el toto muy especial y me gustaria comerlo instamente."
Or something like that.My Spanish isn't perfect, but it's good enough to convey the general message.
LOL, this is for a very hardcore puta right? Only putas can't be offended by a phrase like that. "Eres la chica mas caliente, mas hermosa entre todas las que estan aqui. Desde que te vi supe que queria estar intimamente contigo y comerte esa popola (chocha, crica, vagina, tota, toto) tan rica que debes tener. " As you say, your Spanish is good enough to be understood.
BoricuaOnline
05-22-10, 05:40
. Much respect goes out to her.
There are some girls that are real assets, that brings win/win relationships. She provides you more than you expected from her (gfe, protection, el culo etc.) and she gets $ at a rate you agree and attention from you, everybody wins. If nothing changes girls like that are worth to repeat, sometimes is good to break the monger comandment : ftft.
Last October I met a nice girl from Santo Domingo, a girl from internet. I was at Riazor the day she arrived in a taxi, she had a discussion with taxi driver and left with him. she told she'll call later to spend time with me. She later explained that she agreed with the taxi from her house to the hotel for 150 pesos and that when the guy saw I was a tourist he began asking 300 pesos. She began to discuss with him and finally told to him: "300, ok I am going to pay you 300, take me back to home to earn your 300 pesos"
She later apologized to me and told that she hates when people tries to take advantage of others specially to people she knows. We met the next day at I had the best morning ever in DR. We ate breakfast at Jaragua buffet, it was reserved to Santiago ex novia but she never arrived to the hotel so my new friend took her place. We later spent a few hours of gfe and very hot sex in my garden section room. We still chat and she show me her webcam being completely naked, she has only asked for a VS lipstick, never ask for money or expensive gifts. I am going to see her on next travel.
Coolie High
05-22-10, 10:54
Coolie high, yo dog why does Junior keep getting a pass with all the bullshit being his fault? Junior has cost you atleast 600usd this trip, and you haven't got his final bill yet.
The police chief pocketed your 150.
Mr, M seems like a righteous dude but that always draws a flag inside me.
Respectfully speaking but if I was one of your boys I would say junior goes or I go. Trouble is easy to get into and hard to get out of.
The question now that everyone wants to know is; what kind of bullshit will junior get you into next.Mr. Gogo,
You know sometimes when your in the moment you don’t look at everything right away. Should Junior been drop like a bad habit after the first fuckup. Yeah no doubt
The boating problem I had was it because of him? Yeah he had a hand in it. He introduces me to Jose and cosigns this cat. To be honest I have no logical reason why I didn't get rid of him. I guess I was trying to give him a chance to redeem himself. I swear to you when I first came to DR Junior was on point. I had no problems whatsoever.
But this past trip he showed his true colors and that he's a weasel. When shit hits the fan he's definitely not going to have your back
Ooh yeah and your right about the chief pocketing that 150. They got me no question. Thankfully we had no other problems later on in my travels
Coolie High
05-22-10, 10:56
Were you able to check the boat out before you made the deposit? The original $400 or even the $300 that you talked him down to seems a little excessive to me to rent a boat in the DR, even if it was for 8 hours. And who is this American guy, Mr. M, that moved to the DR? It seems that he should have known better than to let you guys get twisted up in this with a shady beach vendor. Or did he just move there because of the girls and without researching or knowing anything else about the place? I mean you guys are tourists so it is expected that you will get shammed every now and then until you learn better. But him as a resident...There is no excuse for him.
You guys are having too much drama down there. But sometimes that is the stuff that good memories are made of.Mr Enternational,
We did get a chance to see the boat before we put down the deposit.
As far as Mr. M knowledge to the Sosua hustle I'm sure if he knew about Jose he would’ve let us know asap. Once he smelled bullshit from Jose he really was about to punch Jose in the mouth while the cops was present cus even he felt insulted that Jose was trying to play him for a sucker and he lives down their
And yeah there was alot of drama this past trip. But I'm definitely wiser because of it
Coolie High
05-22-10, 11:02
Alright dude. You're obviously not a deep sea fisherman. So I'll try and explain it to you. When you go deep sea fishing in the DR, the majority of the time, they're going to take you after pelagic species like dorado, tuna, and marlin or sailfish. You don't normally fish for these species by stopping the boat and casting, or dropping the lure. The best way to catch these species is by "TROLLING", or keeping the boat in constant motion while dragging the lures behind the boat. And often, you have to go out a ways to find the fish.
This is a standard and accepted method just about anywhere you go. To be honest, the Captain and the owner of the boat did nothing wrong besides assuming that you guys were real fisherman and knew what the hell you were going out there to do. And having fished in the DR, Mexico, and all over the coastal states here in the USA, I've yet to meet a Captain that will let you pay AFTER you get back from a trip. There's just way too much expense involved with simply taking a boat out. The cost of gas alone is enough to require payment upfront.
I've heard plenty of horror stories about dominicans screwing over tourists in the DR. And there are plenty of times when those stories have merit. This aint one of them. The guy was actually being pretty straight with you.Tiguerasso,
No doubt it wasn't the captains fault. They were going TROLLING fishing. The problem was the fact Jose never said that to us from the get go. So let me get this straight with the gas price being damn near 6dollars per gallon down there we were suppose to go TROLLING fishing for the ENTIRE 8hrs we rented the boat. Sounds like a scam to me cus no tourist in there right mind would pay to go TROLLING fishing.
Coolie High
05-22-10, 11:06
You should be very cautious with her. It's not loyalty, you are her meal wagon, the "golden goose" so she is sticking around. You will end up footing the bills for meals and drinks and later she'll call you for western union money. Many of the hookers have sugar daddy's who believe their chicas are waiting for them to return. So remember that all these chicas have ulterior motives and they will even go grocery shopping with you and cook you a delicious dominican meal. It's a trap! I've seen it countless times in Sosua.
Oh yeah, nice reporting.Terry U,
Yeah you right. Caution should always come to mind when dealing with the ladies in DR. For me to think that she's not going to fuck another guy while I'm 3000milles away is insane
Let's see here I gave her a little over 300 dollars for the gfe while I was their. She told me that her rent is only 8000peso(222usd). Just off me she paid her rent and probably her light and water bill
Now while I was talking to her she was telling me that she really hate going the discos and that she eventually wants to settle down and get married again. But with that being said she's not going to let her and her child starve. You figure if she finds 3 of me each months she good
I'm not mad at her doing what she need to do to survive. I've already told her since I’ve been home to not gas me but to just be honest with me. She hasn't asked me for money yet but when she do ask that's going to be a hell no. She'll get her cut once I return :)
Manizales911
05-22-10, 14:03
There are some girls that are real assets, that brings win/win relationships. She provides you more than you expected from her (gfe, protection, el culo etc.) and she gets $ at a rate you agree and attention from you, everybody wins. If nothing changes girls like that are worth to repeat, sometimes is good to break the monger comandment : ftft.
Last October I met a nice girl from Santo Domingo, a girl from internet. I was at Riazor the day she arrived in a taxi, she had a discussion with taxi driver and left with him. she told she'll call later to spend time with me. She later explained that she agreed with the taxi from her house to the hotel for 150 pesos and that when the guy saw I was a tourist he began asking 300 pesos. She began to discuss with him and finally told to him: "300, ok I am going to pay you 300, take me back to home to earn your 300 pesos"
She later apologized to me and told that she hates when people tries to take advantage of others specially to people she knows. We met the next day at I had the best morning ever in DR. We ate breakfast at Jaragua buffet, it was reserved to Santiago ex novia but she never arrived to the hotel so my new friend took her place. We later spent a few hours of gfe and very hot sex in my garden section room. We still chat and she show me her webcam being completely naked, she has only asked for a VS lipstick, never ask for money or expensive gifts. I am going to see her on next travel.OK Boricua I give up,what the hell is "ftft"??
Charles Pooter
05-22-10, 14:08
She began to discuss with him and finally told to him: "300, ok I am going to pay you 300, take me back to home to earn your 300 pesos"
LOL! Reminds me of when I was staying at Field of Dreams. My friend the güatchiman called in a chica for me and she asked me to refund the 150 pesos she had paid the motoconcho. (She had come all the way from Costambar).
After she had gone I was discussing her with my friend and said I was surprised she had that much on her. He said she didn't. She had given the motoconchista a blowjob behind the construction shed then at FoD in lieu of payment. I laughed, then realised she hadn't cleaned her mouth before doing the same to me fifteen minutes later.
...........And yeah there was alot of drama this past trip. But I'm definitely wiser because of it
As long as you learned a few things and had fun that is all that matters. You have to pay tuition no matter what school you attend.
Terry U clued you in on Sosua chicas please take note. Sosua will really change a chica from a nice little girl to a hard core puta in no time at all. Don't be the least bit surprised if the next time you see your gfe she is a completely different person.
BoricuaOnline
05-22-10, 15:54
OK Boricua I give up,what the hell is "ftft"??
F_ck them, forget them
What months in Sosua are best for mongers?
(many girls and few toutists)
ThanksIt's called NOW. Summer is usually less tourist then winter months. Plus when school is out a lot of the university chicas go hunting ;)
This applies in general to DR.
F_ck them, forget them
Or FFF Find them, Fuck them, Forget them
BL
LOL! Reminds me of when I was staying at Field of Dreams. My friend the güatchiman called in a chica for me and she asked me to refund the 150 pesos she had paid the motoconcho. (She had come all the way from Costambar).
After she had gone I was discussing her with my friend and said I was surprised she had that much on her. He said she didn't. She had given the motoconchista a blowjob behind the construction shed then at FoD in lieu of payment. I laughed, then realised she hadn't cleaned her mouth before doing the same to me fifteen minutes later.
Yikes, Thats some funny shit
Tiguerasso
05-22-10, 18:31
Tiguerasso,
No doubt it wasn't the captains fault. They were going TROLLING fishing. The problem was the fact Jose never said that to us from the get go. So let me get this straight with the gas price being damn near 6dollars per gallon down there we were suppose to go TROLLING fishing for the ENTIRE 8hrs we rented the boat. Sounds like a scam to me cus no tourist in there right mind would pay to go TROLLING fishing.Not a scam my friend. That's how deep sea fishing for certain species is done. And tourist fisherman pay for it all the time. And it's not cheap. Go anywhere in the states, and you'll pay a whole lot more than in the DR. Though, in my experience, the US captains are a bit more skilled than the dominican ones I've been out with.
Next time ask a few more questions before you go out on a boat. Find a boat that will take you reef, or bottom fishing. It's generally cheaper, and often more productive than trolling. But you'll catch species like snapper and grouper, not the popular species like tuna, dorado, and sailfish. Which is fine with me. I actually prefer reef fishing.
Coolie High
05-22-10, 21:42
As long as you learned a few things and had fun that is all that matters. You have to pay tuition no matter what school you attend.
Terry U clued you in on Sosua chicas please take note. Sosua will really change a chica from a nice little girl to a hard core puta in no time at all. Don't be the least bit surprised if the next time you see your gfe she is a completely different person.Man I hope not. I have no problems moving on but man that would suck if I come back and she completely change for the worse
“They say that money is the root of all evil, BUT not having money is the root of all evil”!
As long as you learned a few things and had fun that is all that matters. You have to pay tuition no matter what school you attend.
Terry U clued you in on Sosua chicas please take note. Sosua will really change a chica from a nice little girl to a hard core puta in no time at all. Don't be the least bit surprised if the next time you see your gfe she is a completely different person.
Beautiful Haitian or Dominican goddess to hard core 'ho takes about one month in Sosua.
Beautiful Haitian or Dominican goddess to hard core 'ho takes about one month in Sosua.You got that right! I have seen it happen tooooo many times. One other reason I prefer Santo Domingo. The chicas get their beginning in the larger cities, the small barrios, and the campo. When they are ready to go hard core off to Sosua they go.
I can still remember about 5 years ago I met this really cute chica in Sosua. I came back to Sosua about 2 months later and hardly recognized that girl. Wow did Sosua put a hurting on her back.
Beautiful Haitian or Dominican goddess to hard core 'ho takes about one month in Sosua.When they first come they are in demand because they are new. Sometimes the germans or italians get them first, give them employment(bars) and fuck them. Then they are passed to friends and fired.
Next stop is the street where the quick money makes them hardcore.
The open bar across from classicos had nice chics when it first opened. Very friendly chicas with good attitudes. Now they always look tired and bitchy.
Chief Justice
05-23-10, 04:43
You got that right! I have seen it happen tooooo many times. One other reason I prefer Santo Domingo. The chicas get their beginning in the larger cities, the small barrios, and the campo. When they are ready to go hard core off to Sosua they go.
I can still remember about 5 years ago I met this really cute chica in Sosua. I came back to Sosua about 2 months later and hardly recognized that girl. Wow did Sosua put a hurting on her back.I think the haitianas hold their 'composure' a little bit better than the dominicanas. I have witnessed a lot of dominicanas turn straight ***** in 2 mos. One had the nerve to going from 'give me what you want to give me' to 'I don't fuk for less for 3500 pesos'. Shit
When they first come they are in demand because they are new. Sometimes the germans or italians get them first, give them employment(bars) and fuck them. Then they are passed to friends and fired.
The expats who live here, knows all of the putas living in the area and when the new chicas get off of the gua gua, they are fresh meat RD$1,000 all night. When you are there every day, every night. You will know who is old and who is new. Remember, Sosua is a very small town, everybody knows each other!!!
Also, the germans and italians generally only want haitians. The blacker the better. So saying that, a santiaguera coming off the bus is usually "up for grabs" if she is a "cuero" Because the europeans don't want 'em!! Only the New York type guys love the santiagueras.
Charles Pooter
05-23-10, 07:50
... the Germans and Italians generally only want Haitians.
Only the New York type guys love the santiagueras.
A couple of wild exaggerations there (especially the second one).
But I agree with the general idea of your post.
Coolie High
05-23-10, 08:51
There's nothing better then to wakeup with a beautiful woman by your side that's willing to please you at a moments notice. She asks me if I'm hungry. I'm like "yeah, you cooking breakfast?" She's like "yeah, of course". Gave her some money and off to the store she went. Caught up with the fellas and their girls are gone by now. They had a good night and got a little to fuck up. Good times indeed.
My girl came back from the market and fixed us all breakfast. Damn this woman is amazing. After we ate I told my girl that I would call her later about tonight. She's says ok and left. Human nature kicked in and I wanted to try something new. Open the portable menu (cell phone) to see what's available. Hmmm let's call Ms Melons from Crystals. Called her up and sure nuff in 45mins lunch was served. Damn those tigo bitties were HUGE and for good reason. Found out that she was pregnant. As long as it wasn't mines I didn't give a damn. Fooled around with Ms Melons for a couple of hours. Had to put my signature (cum) on those melons. "Truly yours, Coolie High"! Gave her 1800peso and off she went. Now that's room service with a smile.
The fellas and I just lounge all day at the villa. They were telling me how the previous night out they came across a cat name George. Supposedly he's a Dominican that was in the states but now lives in DR. George was putin them up on game on how Sosua hustles. George was also telling them about Santiago and how the females are finer and cheaper. They want to drive up to Santiago tomorrow night. I'm like we'll C. Junior is shaky as it is and now yaw two are chilling with another DR hustler. Ooh and by the way I'm not tipping George shit. That's your boy.
Finally we get ready for showtime at Classicos where we anticipate more honey then a bee hive. Everyone is fresh dress and ready to leave when all of a sudden we here a door bell. Mike answers and it's my girl Sade! WTF! I'm saying to myself woman I didn't call you but damn you're looking good. Got her hair and nails done for a brotha. Woman is looking magically delicious. Had to tell my girl that it's going to be just the fellas night out this evening. When she found out that we were hitting Classicos she was none to pleased. I slid her some bread and told her that Ima call her a little later. She leaves the scene. The fellas start to get on me saying I got a stalker on my hands. Yeah, yeah I see we got jokes.
We get to the main strip and everyone is on their hustle. The vendors are selling the late night snack. The bars are busy. The ladies are showing off their curves like there a new car at a dealership. "want to test drive me baby"! Maybe later! Let's see what else is out tonight first
Finally we made it to Classicos. My boy Mike and Marcus also got to know a cat we'll call Mr. Cool. Mr. Cool had a big bottle of grey goose in the big VIP area. I go and introduce myself to Mr. Cool. He was like hey I'm just with my wife tonight why don't y'all just chill in the VIP room with me. Fuck it why not. We order a bottle of Jack for us as well. Mr. Cool was telling me about himself and how he comes to DR every other month from Canada. Mr. Cool gave me the NUMBER 1 advice even above learning Spanish when it comes to life in DR. It's all about who you know. Take care and get to know the proper people and they'll take care of you. For a second I thought he was talking about Vegas my current residence. Now every female that passed the VIP section wanted to get in. Not if Mr. Securidad has something to say about it. The fellas and I took good care of security so he can keep the vultures away.
All was cool until Junior received a call. My girl called him to let me know that she's on her way to Classicos. "WTF you mean she's on her way Junior. Do you want to start World War 3"! If she sees me chilling with another female she's going to beat that ***** ass. The fellas are having a good laugh at my expense. "Hey that's what happen when you try to be captain save a hoe and keep them around to long", says Mike. "Damn you came all the way down here to be put in handcuffs like your married", laughs Marcus.
Hey Mike she ain't a hoe and if she is god bless her either way. BTW who cook your hungry ass breakfast this morning? Ooh that's right it was my hoe. Your hoe gave you some pussy, took your money and ran as soon as the sun shined. Ooh and BTW wasn't it my hoe that was at a corrupt police station fighting to get back our money yesterday. Bet money that your hoe wouldn't fight for our behalf.
Didn't matter what I said the fellas were still on me. Mr. Cool was like my boys did the same thing to me when I decided to get married having all this pussy around. If she's a good one you have to stick with her. So at this point I'm like fuck it. She got me. Called her up to ask how far she is from the club. "Be there in 10mins, " she says.
My girl finally arrives and the fiesta continues on. Moments like these you have to take a pix of. As a gringo you work your ass off to get to DR and to party like you're a rock star. Enjoy it! Finally got back to the crib. Turned on Quincy Jones- secret garden and explored all my girls secrets
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Vegas Flyer
05-23-10, 13:27
That was a good time! If you can't have fun down there, check your pulse. A few observations (especially for a newbie);
Taxi from POP to Sosua is $25/pretty much a fixed rate
$10 entry tourist fee at the airport
No problems exchanging money on the street. Good rate. Convenient.
A couple of ATM's within a couple of blocks of Calle Rosen (Scotia Bank and Banco Popular)
Rental car not needed. I will say that the owner of the Terra Linda told me he has ordered 20 motorbikes for daily rental. He's looking at $20 per day. I would probably do that just for fun when it becomes available.
Gym-located on the 4th floor of the Sosua Bay Casino (you can't miss the building). Pretty nice equipment. 150 Road/day 500 Road/week. Take a towel or they charge 50 pesos to 'rent' one. There are lockers available. Take your own lock and key.
Terra Linda is the place for me. Great staff. $59 day for at least 3 consecutive days. Great breakfast, security, free wifi, clean rooms, large pool, excellent location. It's been open for 6 months and according to the owner they have not advertised at all. Their business has been via word of mouth and I overheard everyone around the pool/bar/breakfast table saying I'm going to tell my boys this is the place to stay. They were totally booked for this weekend according to the owner. He's putting in a 100' flatscreen outside near the pool and another smaller flatscreen inside the restaurant somewhere. I think the Terra Linda will have to be booked in advance in the near future.
Learn some Spanish. Once you get beyond 'how are you, my name is, you are beautiful, how much', you are likely to hear crickets. Consider it a life skill. I failed on this one but I'll work on it before I return.
If you find a chica you really like and she's up for it, run around for a day with her. My girl had friends that worked at a couple of small bars that I would have never found on my own. There were only 4 or 5 girls working there but a couple were stunners. Don't discount slowing down while walking past a small bar. You never know. The Chica I hung out with for a couple of days took me to her apartment she shared with her cousin. I asked a lot of questions and she was willing to fill me in on everything from the prices they pay, things to see and do in Puerto Plata etc. She cooked me some good Haitian food, taught me a little Creole. She also negotiated a couple of taxi rides, showed me where the gym was located and walked me over, pointed out the atm's for me, took me to a couple of hole in the wall/local restaurants. It was all good.
I went to LaPassion on the first night just to check it out. I spent about an hour and a half and never returned. I got a good experience from 'Rhianna' but Lapassion is just ok. Go see it once and decide for yourself though. There are at least two or three girls that work there that have really fine bodies. I just found it a little awkward. I think because everyone that comes in gets 3 or 4 girls staring at them, you can't see their ass or the bodies of any other girl walking around because they are two feet from your face. One guy waved them off after he just sat down and they came over and they really didn't take it well. He just wanted to fuqn breathe, I think. It was funny. Anyway, it's worth checking out. Let me repeat this, however, about Passions. There are a couple of smokin' hot bodies in there.
Beyond Passions are a few small bars that get little foot traffic in front of them. Walk or moto-bike about an eight of a mile 'beyond' passions and you are likely to see something you like. They want your business down there too, and it shows.
Take an extra toothbrush for your room.
Take some chocolate bars- a mixed bag of Reece's cups/almond joy. Whatever. They love that shit.
Take some 'Astrojel' or equivalent.
Don't make any extended eye contact unless you want a visit. If she comes up to you, be nice even if you know your not even going to buy her a drink. Ever see a chick in a club wave off a guy or make a face when he approached her? There's a nice way to say no. I usually used the line that I was waiting for my girl. There are a lot of chica's standing around watching the two of you. Let her walk away with a little dignity. There may be a super hot chica behind you waiting to do the same thing.
Don't wait for your friend or group of friends to go down with you. Half of the time they will find an excuse to delay or postpone or shorten the trip. It is fun to travel with friends but if they can't go you can have a hella good time without them. You can sit down next to anybody sitting pooside, at breakfast, or at the bar and they'll tell ya everything they know about Sosua (some of them will even throw in their whole life's story). The point is that it's fun to run with your friends but you'll have a good time without them if they can't go. Your going to have more fun in a long weekend than the boys back in Des Moines are going to have in a year. Fly solo if necessary. Life is short.
Tip generously. You can afford to or you wouldn't have spent the money to get down there. (Karma)
If you experience stress or frustration in any way while your down there, on the flight home, do a self-eval. If your not having fun 24/7 in Sosua, it's YOU.
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A couple of wild exaggerations there (especially the second one).
But I agree with the general idea of your post.
Didn't mean any offense to anyone.
The expats who live here, knows all of the putas living in the area and when the new chicas get off of the gua gua, they are fresh meat RD$1,000 all night. When you are there every day, every night. You will know who is old and who is new. Remember, Sosua is a very small town, everybody knows each other!!!
Also, the germans and italians generally only want haitians. The blacker the better. So saying that, a santiaguera coming off the bus is usually "up for grabs" if she is a "cuero" Because the europeans don't want 'em!! Only the New York type guys love the santiagueras.
As a Miamian, I love the Santigueras.
And I know more than one monger who occassionally hangs over in Charamicos on a Friday or Saturday late afternoon to offer a ride into town to the newbies.
Chief Justice
05-24-10, 00:31
Finally we get ready for showtime at Classicos where we anticipate more honey then a bee hive. Everyone is fresh dress and ready to leave when all of a sudden we here a door bell. Mike answers and it's my girl Sade! WTF! I'm saying to myself woman I didn't call you but damn you're looking good. Got her hair and nails done for a brotha. Woman is looking magically delicious. Had to tell my girl that it's going to be just the fellas night out this evening. When she found out that we were hitting Classicos she was none to pleased. I slid her some bread and told her that Ima call her a little later. She leaves the scene. The fellas start to get on me saying I got a stalker on my hands. Yeah, yeah I see we got jokes.
All was cool until Junior received a call. My girl called him to let me know that she's on her way to Classicos. "WTF you mean she's on her way Junior. Do you want to start World War 3"! If she sees me chilling with another female she's going to beat that ***** ass. The fellas are having a good laugh at my expense. "Hey that's what happen when you try to be captain save a hoe and keep them around to long", says Mike. "Damn you came all the way down here to be put in handcuffs like your married", laughs Marcus.
Hey Mike she ain't a hoe and if she is god bless her either way. BTW who cook your hungry ass breakfast this morning? Ooh that's right it was my hoe. Your hoe gave you some pussy, took your money and ran as soon as the sun shined. Ooh and BTW wasn't it my hoe that was at a corrupt police station fighting to get back our money yesterday. Bet money that your hoe wouldn't fight for our behalf.
Didn't matter what I said the fellas were still on me. Mr. Cool was like my boys did the same thing to me when I decided to get married having all this pussy around. If she's a good one you have to stick with her. So at this point I'm like fuck it. She got me. Called her up to ask how far she is from the club. "Be there in 10mins, " she says.
My girl finally arrives and the fiesta continues on. Moments like these you have to take a pix of. As a gringo you work your ass off to get to DR and to party like you're a rock star. Enjoy it! Finally got back to the crib. Turned on Quincy Jones- secret garden and explored all my girls secrets
Trip Report Day 6 Sunday Coolness coming soon.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.LOL. You are lucky she called. Usually they will just pop up on your ass to spy on you. She sounds like she is cool tho.. Like it or not, you got your self a novia. LOL. Your best bet as far as getting other pum pum is to fuk other chicas in the daytime and then fuk your novia at night. Your stuck!
Beautiful Haitian or Dominican goddess to hard core 'ho takes about one month in Sosua.I need to pick your brain if you don't mind sir.
I was going to pm you for info but figured maybe it's good intel for the board. I often contemplate moving to the Dr in the future and would like to know your views. You live there hopefully you will oblige.
I've heard from gringos living there that you are constantly reminded that you arent Dominican? I don't want to be dominican just respected as an individual.
Is everything based on your generosity(money)?
How do you deal with no good people you come across?
The Dominican way: that slow never rush, do as little as possible attitude drives me crazy.
I'm in the bank, 20 people in line and this Dominican dude is romancing the teller and she is loving it while everyone has to wait.
I'm at a restaurant and the Dominican waiter is questioning my girl like she is his(damn dude).
Is it me or do most Dominican dudes feel every girl is for them?
What kind of security measures do you need as a gringo living there? Gated community, guns, dogs, etc?
I know some cool Dominicans but I always feel I'm on the outside looking in. Thats whats stopping me from moving there. The exception is I know some Dominican chics who respect me for me(and my pesos).
Caribic_Monger
05-24-10, 14:07
I need to pick your brain if you don't mind sir.
I was going to pm you for info but figured maybe it's good intel for the board. I often contemplate moving to the Dr in the future and would like to know your views. You live there hopefully you will oblige.
I've heard from gringos living there that you are constantly reminded that you arent Dominican? I don't want to be dominican just respected as an individual.
Is everything based on your generosity(money)?
How do you deal with no good people you come across?
The Dominican way: that slow never rush, do as little as possible attitude drives me crazy.
I'm in the bank, 20 people in line and this Dominican dude is romancing the teller and she is loving it while everyone has to wait.
I'm at a restaurant and the Dominican waiter is questioning my girl like she is his(damn dude).
Is it me or do most Dominican dudes feel every girl is for them?
What kind of security measures do you need as a gringo living there? Gated community, guns, dogs, etc?
I know some cool Dominicans but I always feel I'm on the outside looking in. Thats whats stopping me from moving there. The exception is I know some Dominican chics who respect me for me(and my pesos).As long you move around with street cats in public the locals never ever will respect you.
I need to pick your brain if you don't mind sir.
I was going to pm you for info but figured maybe it's good intel for the board. I often contemplate moving to the Dr in the future and would like to know your views. You live there hopefully you will oblige.
I've heard from gringos living there that you are constantly reminded that you arent Dominican? I don't want to be dominican just respected as an individual.
Is everything based on your generosity(money)?
How do you deal with no good people you come across?
The Dominican way: that slow never rush, do as little as possible attitude drives me crazy.
I'm in the bank, 20 people in line and this Dominican dude is romancing the teller and she is loving it while everyone has to wait.
I'm at a restaurant and the Dominican waiter is questioning my girl like she is his(damn dude).
Is it me or do most Dominican dudes feel every girl is for them?
What kind of security measures do you need as a gringo living there? Gated community, guns, dogs, etc?
I know some cool Dominicans but I always feel I'm on the outside looking in. Thats whats stopping me from moving there. The exception is I know some Dominican chics who respect me for me(and my pesos).
You would be better off asking these questions on DR1
Good information Vegas Flyer. You got that right, if you can't have fun in rep dom dude got a problem.
........Learn some Spanish. Once you get beyond 'how are you, my name is, you are beautiful, how much', you are likely to hear crickets. Consider it a life skill. I failed on this one but I'll work on it before I return......................I am in the same boat with you on this one. I learned just enough for people to basically understand me. What helps is to learn something and have the iDict application on your itouch. With the translator program, pad, and pencil you can communicate. Actually you can make it fun with the chica. It sure beats sitting at a bar drinking Presidente and twiddling your fingers. Dominicans for the most part give you some respect because you are making an effort to learn their language.
........If you find a chica you really like and she's up for it, run around for a day with her..................This can be a lot of fun and a good way to see other parts of the country. The chica will know where to go and you will be paying local prices, well close to local prices.
........Take some chocolate bars- a mixed bag of Reece's cups/almond joy...................Don't know what it is but I have yet to see a chica refuse chocolate. I think because of the heat, lack of refrigeration, power outages chocolate is a hard item to come by. Yes, I know the supermercados sell it but try buying chocolate in a local colmado where the chicas spend most of their time.
........Don't wait for your friend or group of friends to go down with you. Half of the time they will find an excuse to delay or postpone or shorten the trip.......... Fly solo if necessary. Life is short...........I have done all my trips solo except for two and always have a great time. No need to wait for a wingman to travel with you. GO SOLO.
There's nothing better then to wakeup with a beautiful woman by your side that's willing to please you at a moments notice. She asks me if I'm hungry...............
Nice report again. Help me out here, does Sade speak English because I believe you don't speak Spanish. In spite of things that happened thinking on it you really had no major drama by DR standards. Basic Dominican Hustle 101 is what you got.
I know you speak highly of Sade but always remember where you met her! Comprende? Not to say that she will not always be fun to hang with but keep things in perspective.
Betöre I live severall Years here and I' m on the Way to a US Customer and make a stop over here. But I really Must say this is First Time I'm Not feel Bad that I Must lease the DR After Tomorrow. I live in China and work in South Asia and can say ALL here ist to expansive and to Dirty. I Must Change my username now. Because Never will come back. But this is only my meaning.
Manizales911
05-24-10, 17:05
Don't wait for your friend or group of friends to go down with you. Half of the time they will find an excuse to delay or postpone or shorten the trip. It is fun to travel with friends but if they can't go you can have a hella good time without them. You can sit down next to anybody sitting pooside, at breakfast, or at the bar and they'll tell ya everything they know about Sosua (some of them will even throw in their whole life's story). The point is that it's fun to run with your friends but you'll have a good time without them if they can't go. Your going to have more fun in a long weekend than the boys back in Des Moines are going to have in a year. Fly solo if necessary. Life is short.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.I have made over thirty mongering trips to the DR and other counties,all but three were solo. If I had to wait for one of my friends to grow a set of balls and join me I would never make it down there. I have made many good friends in my travels,some only for a few days and some for a lifetime. That being said I need to go back to packing,I leave at 7 a.m. tomorrow on my next venture!
I ran into some monger that told me, "Wow your English is really good. You don't have an accent or anything." I am still laughing because I am American Dammit!
You would be better off asking these questions on DR1Yeah there is good info on dr1,but it would be difficult going there asking for a mongers point of view. The women on dr1 would eat me alive.
A few guys responded via pm, thanks fellas.
As long you move around with street cats in public the locals never ever will respect you.Thanks for the advise, I feel what your saying. I work hard to stay away from trouble and troublesome people, did enough fucking up in my younger days to have learned that lesson.
Coolie High
05-25-10, 01:20
Nice report again. Help me out here, does Sade speak English because I believe you don't speak Spanish. In spite of things that happened thinking on it you really had no major drama by DR standards. Basic Dominican Hustle 101 is what you got.
I know you speak highly of Sade but always remember where you met her! Comprende? Not to say that she will not always be fun to hang with but keep things in perspective.Bq Ribs,
Sade doesn’t speak a lick a of english. When I got stuck with communication I used that Iphone app Spanish Dict that you told me about to help me out. Hell with the app I ask her to marry me a couple times. She said yes and was dead serious.
Also if the Spanish dict app didn’t come thru then I would ask Junior to translate But I love it when I was trying to communicate with my girl cus it forced me to learn Spanish fast
And yes I understand. I know the that there’s a 99% chance that she’s giving the same great performance to another guy as we speak but man does she get a standing ovation on her performance whether its sincere or not cus she made the trip so much enjoyable
BoricuaOnline
05-25-10, 01:50
I have done all my trips solo except for two and always have a great time. No need to wait for a wingman to travel with you. GO SOLO.
I prefer to travel with a wingman or two but they are not always available. One advantage of travelling with a wingman is that you can save money by splitting expenses: taxi, hotel and sometimes on meals, there are place that serves huge portions of sides that can be shared. Another advantage is that if my wingman or me meet a chica she is always going to have a friend for me/him, to be with chicas that know each other has always resulted in good experiences for me.
I have traveled solo and no problem, I have learned how to reduce my vacation costs by staying at small but good hotels, by making friendship with some taxi guys that can move me around the city for a fraction of the cost others pay. Most important, there are a few nice girls waiting for me every time I travel.
Coolie High
05-25-10, 01:52
LOL. You are lucky she called. Usually they will just pop up on your ass to spy on you. She sounds like she is cool tho.. Like it or not, you got your self a novia. LOL. Your best bet as far as getting other pum pum is to fuk other chicas in the daytime and then fuk your novia at night. Your stuck!Yeah you’re definitely right about me about being lucky cus if she would’ve came unannounced things could’ve gotten ugly. Possession and Aggression definitely rules the culture. I didn’t speak on it in my trip report day 5 but there was a moment when Mr.Cools wife and my boy Marcus girl almost got into it. Supposedly Marcus girl was looking at Mr.Cool a little bit too hard and Mr. Cool wife wasn’t haven it. Needless to say Marcus girl had to leave the scene before a serious fight broke out.
I prefer to travel with a wingman or two but they are not always available. One advantage of travelling with a wingman is that you can save money by splitting expenses: taxi, hotel and sometimes on meals, there are place that serves huge portions of sides that can be shared. Another advantage is that if my wingman or me meet a chica she is always going to have a friend for me/him, to be with chicas that know each other has always resulted in good experiences for me.
I have traveled solo and no problem, I have learned how to reduce my vacation costs by staying at small but good hotels, by making friendship with some taxi guys that can move me around the city for a fraction of the cost others pay. Most important, there are a few nice girls waiting for me every time I travel.
What your saying is true (especially about the two chicas) but I still prefer solo (or with a novia). I want to go where I want to go when I want to go. Or sometimes, I'm not motivated to get up and go. I prefer meeting someone like you on the road. If we of a like mind about doing something great and, if not, we go on own way and maybe hook up later.
Betöre I live severall Years here and I' m on the Way to a US Customer and make a stop over here. But I really Must say this is First Time I'm Not feel Bad that I Must lease the DR After Tomorrow. I live in China and work in South Asia and can say ALL here ist to expansive and to Dirty. I Must Change my username now. Because Never will come back. But this is only my meaning."All Your bases are belong to us"
Just warn you (this happened to me) in case you get mixed with a dominican girl like girl friend with open relation as I used to go with other girls and make "happy hours" with her. As I explained clearly wich was my purposes to be in sosua. We had great time bus also we used to have discusions due the money as this girls asumes we have to pay and solve his debts. After a discussion we ended and of course I will meet another "novia" few days after the first onedid not assume that I could have another girl and one day she broke a bottle in the head of my new novia a had to put in the middle of both crazy girls. In front of clasicos.
In that cases best is to take your girl out of there as soon as posible or things could go worts.
I have heard many times stories like that. And seen many girl fights in the street trowing botles. I have never seen so violent women as dominican and haitianas fighting for adultery mathers most cases after have some brugal.
In most cases best is fuck them, pay them, forget them always in this order.
Coolie High
05-26-10, 20:18
I woke up to the sun rising as my girl stayed snuggled under me. She finally got up and fixed everyone breakfast again. The plan for today was to get up hit the beach and eventually pack up and drive to Santiago and chill for a night up there.
We all get dress and head over to the beach. To me Sunday is the best day to go to the beach cus everyone is their doing the day. It's like a big family event. And you'll also come across the ladies that you loved a few nights before. And sure nuff that's exactly what happen to me. While me and my girl was walking the beach the Haitian Princess saw me. For a sec I thought it was about to be some drama but she gave me a wink and kept it moving. God do I love this place.
Found a spot on the beach and we all just relaxed. People are still trying to sell you everything under the sun. Damn the hustle today fellas. Begone!! The weather was beautiful but it looks like it’s about to rain. “Hey Marcus are we still going to Santiago”. Yeah, George that DR cat is going to take us. I'm like aaight cus I just talk to Junior and he might not be able to make it. Which means someone has to drive and I strongly advice none of us driving. “We'll work something out”, says Mike
We chilled on the beach the whole day. Got a little drunk from the beach so when i came back to the villa I took a nap. But before that I told my girl that Its going to be just me and the fellas tonight and that Ill get up with her tomorrow. I told her in my broken Spanish and made sure Junior told her again before she left so there won’t be another pop-up out of no where knock at the door again.
Woke up around 8ish and the weather was looking bad. For a second I thought the god of thunder came to DR to punish the native with a severe thunderstorm. So much for Santiago cus I be damn if anyone should drive in this rain. Whether you live here or not.
The rain starts to calm down later that night so we made our way back to the strip. BTW never park to close to the main bars. We always park around close to where La Roca restaurant is. We started walking to the main scene and two honeys approach me. They came up and started hugging on me. I felt one going for my pockets. I “TAP” her hand. She gets scared and slowly backs away from me. Her girlfriend tries for the other pocket. TAP!!! No no no mami you’re not getting me. Knew it was a setup as soon as they started to hug up on me so quickly. Your pick-pocking skills need work. Now begone!!
Get to the scene and there's not as many females from previous nights but there are more then enough for everyone. Mike and Marcus stays at the bar downstairs while me and junior go to Classicos. We sitting their chilling and then Junior ask, “Hey aint that the broad you smash on your very first trip to Sosua”!! I'm like where she at. First I didn't think it was her but I'm like yeah your right. Her name was Ingrid. A haitian young sexual goddess. I remember smashing her and two of her friends in the pool last time I was here. Great memories!! She's the only female that I've seen again from my previous travels from Sosua. I wanted to catch up on old times but I was on the hunt. I already figure that this was probably my last time to monger freely before my girl latches on to me for my last night. So I had to pass on it
Right now I'm scheming on 2 honeys. Their not the prettiest but they both got a phat ass. I know I can get a good deal on them. Hmm not yet!! Ooh and what's this I see. Ms Chocolate is standing in front of me showing all what God has blessed her. And the Lord has blessed her well. We've been crossing paths a few times now haven't we? Hmmmm!! How about a drink. Bought her a drink but I'm still not sure if this is what I want.
Wait for it! WAIT….. FOR…. IT.......Bingo! I've found a winner. Hey Junior be a good man and fetch that one for me. Ooh is this broad a young Stunner. Yeah that's what Ill call u. Ms. Stunner!! I bought her a drink and we talk. As a monger there’s nothing better then a fresh young honey. Found out that she's only 20. And guess what she's a Taurus as well. And too make matters worse she was born on the same day as my ex fiancé back in the states. I'm not going to marry you but I have a feeling the pussy is going to be magnificent
Paid the bar tab and off we went. Ms Chocolate gave me a sad look. I know mami maybe next time. Hooked up with the fellas and we went back to the crib. Couldn't wait to unwrap my Sosua present. Man I'm going to smash it like an Idaho potato. Got her to the room and it was game on. Turn on my theme music (every good monger needs a theme music) Maxwell- Til the cops come knocking, and proceeded to venture into all that heavenly glory :)
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BoricuaOnline
05-27-10, 03:49
Just warn you (this happened to me) in case you get mixed with a dominican girl like girl friend with open relation as I used to go with other girls and make "happy hours" with her. As I explained clearly wich was my purposes to be in sosua. We had great time bus also we used to have discusions due the money as this girls asumes we have to pay and solve his debts. After a discussion we ended and of course I will meet another "novia" few days after the first onedid not assume that I could have another girl and one day she broke a bottle in the head of my new novia a had to put in the middle of both crazy girls. In front of clasicos.
In that cases best is to take your girl out of there as soon as posible or things could go worts.
I have heard many times stories like that. And seen many girl fights in the street trowing botles. I have never seen so violent women as dominican and haitianas fighting for adultery mathers most cases after have some brugal.
In most cases best is fuck them, pay them, forget them always in this order.
I'll have a 3some with these two chicas , 2,000 pesos each and I would suggest chica one where to push the bottle to chica 2, LOL. There are girls nice enough to have a balanced relationship, but none of them live in the Dominican Republic.
Chief Justice
05-27-10, 05:39
Get to the scene and there's not as many females from previous nights but there are more then enough for everyone. Mike and Marcus stays at the bar downstairs while me and junior go to Classicos. We sitting their chilling and then Junior ask, “Hey aint that the broad you smash on your very first trip to Sosua”!! I'm like where she at. First I didn't think it was her but I'm like yeah your right. Her name was Ingrid. A haitian young sexual goddess. I remember smashing her and two of her friends in the pool last time I was here. Great memories!! She's the only female that I've seen again from my previous travels from Sosua. I wanted to catch up on old times but I was on the hunt. I already figure that this was probably my last time to monger freely before my girl latches on to me for my last night. So I had to pass on it.Is Ingrid short, kinda medium dark skinned, big eyes, with a nice body? I think she just had a baby. If this is her, how is she? We never bumped uglies but she always throws it at me.
Naked Gunz
05-28-10, 08:05
OK. Well...finally made to RD. I'll give the abreviaded version since everyone loves this place.Two days in PP and two in Sosua. Let me preface by saying I'm a world traveler. Forty+ countries including Thailand,Singapore,Phils,Europe,yada-yada.
My posts are throughout this site.
Also I'm an Afro-Am from the GHETTOS of the sixties. Hardcore street fighting people.. DC shit with all the tricks.
Done some things I'm not proud of. Sometimes being in the hood is more about theatrics to get respect instead of having to fight for it and actually earning it. Sorry , but not impressed with this particular place.
Flying into Sosua was like walking into my childhood. I dont know what I expected. But I was really surprised at how small it is. That actually tells me how few women are willing to get prostitution to earn money. If more were available, it would be more bars.clubs,ect. Women there are really hardcore. In just two days I was offered the same"Happy hour" by the same girls all over again on day 2. Cheap make-up and FULL of attitude. Even the bar girls were complete bitches. We give you the drink when WE want to, and if you cant speak spanish your really fucked. ***** please bring me my dink! Mongers Sosua is a Womens world. I felt like complete bait in Sousua, esp by the women.
I love Dominican women. They are obviously very beautiful. Bit when you deal with hardcore women you get hardcore experiance as I did over those four days. I talked with many men, but did not share what was the obvious to me, because I did not want to ruin their trips.
As I said, the short version , to a cheap trip. Cheap women, food, hotels, bad attitudes, (white guys and spanish speakers get treated better), and I speak some spanish so it got better when I spoke but only a little.
Sosua is the Mcdonalds of the p*ssy world. Go in buy your choice and take it away to where you want to enjoy what you know is not really good for you.
I've been in the game to long to treated like a trick by fools that dont know a smile gets you paid.
Ok so I'm a dues paying member of this site and I have always respected and not criticized any member here and respected opinions so please respect mine. I, like anybody, can embellish a story but I guess I'm getting jaded. It's just not new information to say I arrived, picked a girl, offered the gratiuty and we parted ways.When I arrive Singapore next month, four floors, bang, say goodbye , same story. I will treat Sousua as I do TJ. I need to see a better part of the DR and some NON-pros. After 3 pops all night for 30 bucks in LOS, not excited abt giving my $ to hoodrats that dont respect me.
Colie High is right tho... the RIGHT HaTIAN can be a complete sweetheart. I spent two days with a Hatian that took me where I needed to go, never discused money, banged and slept,talked,banged slept,was patient with my spanish, all day and night and was GFE. I saw the stares from all the Dominicanas for the entire time. All I got from those Dominicanas was leche papi!...(finish!) as is my post.
Coolie High
05-28-10, 09:08
OK. Well. Finally made to Road. I'll give the abreviaded version since everyone loves this place. Two days in PP and two in Sosua. Let me preface by saying I'm a world traveler. Forty+ countries including Thailand, Singapore, Phils, Europe, yada-yada.
My posts are throughout this site.
Also I'm an Afro-Am from the GHETTOS of the sixties. Hardcore street fighting people. DC shit with all the tricks.
Done some things I'm not proud of. Sometimes being in the hood is more about theatrics to get respect instead of having to fight for it and actually earning it. Sorry, but not impressed with this particular place.
Flying into Sosua was like walking into my childhood. I don't know what I expected. But I was really surprised at how small it is. That actually tells me how few women are willing to get prostitution to earn money. If more were available, it would be more bars. Clubs, ect. Women there are really hardcore. In just two days I was offered the same"Happy hour" by the same girls all over again on day 2. Cheap make-up and FULL of attitude. Even the bar girls were complete bitches. We give you the drink when WE want to, and if you can't speak spanish your really fucked. ***** please bring me my dink! Mongers Sosua is a Womens world. I felt like complete bait in Sousua, esp by the women.
I love Dominican women. They are obviously very beautiful. Bit when you deal with hardcore women you get hardcore experiance as I did over those four days. I talked with many men, but did not share what was the obvious to me, because I did not want to ruin their trips.
As I said, the short version, to a cheap trip. Cheap women, food, hotels, bad attitudes, (white guys and spanish speakers get treated better), and I speak some spanish so it got better when I spoke but only a little.
Sosua is the Mcdonalds of the p*ssy world. Go in buy your choice and take it away to where you want to enjoy what you know is not really good for you.
I've been in the game to long to treated like a trick by fools that don't know a smile gets you paid.
Ok so I'm a dues paying member of this site and I have always respected and not criticized any member here and respected opinions so please respect mine. I, like anybody, can embellish a story but I guess I'm getting jaded. It's just not new information to say I arrived, picked a girl, offered the gratiuty and we parted ways. When I arrive Singapore next month, four floors, bang, say goodbye, same story. I will treat Sousua as I do Tijuana. I need to see a better part of the DR and some NON-pros. After 3 pops all night for 30 bucks in LOS, not excited about giving my $ to hoodrats that don't respect me.
Colie High is right tho. The RIGHT HaTIAN can be a complete sweetheart. I spent two days with a Hatian that took me where I needed to go, never discused money, banged and slept, talked, banged slept, was patient with my spanish, all day and night and was GFE. I saw the stares from all the Dominicanas for the entire time. All I got from those Dominicanas was leche papi!. (finish!) as is my post.Naked Gunz,
Hey sorry you didn't have a good time in Sosua. The place isn't for everyone. There are a lot of aggressive putas that are true man-eaters. BUT there also a lot of nice broads as well. The bad part is that the real nice girls will never approach you and you have to learn spanish fast or have someone translate for you.
You're from DC so I know you know every hustling trick in the book. I'm originally from Bmore so when I saw the hustle in DR all I can do is smile. I haven't been to the mongering spots as you have around the world yet so if their other places that suite you better then definitely hit that up. Life's to short to venture into a different country for vacation and not enjoy your self.
BTW if you want to try and find some non-pros next time in DR word on the street is Santiago is the promise land. But once again your Spanish has to be up to par.
Coolie High
05-28-10, 09:16
Woke up to Ms. Stunner. Was surprised that she didn't up and leave as soon as the sun came up. Thought about going one more round with her but I decline. Wanted to save some for my girl. Chilled with Ms. Stunner a little more before I gave her 2400peso and off she went. My monger instinct served me well cus the pussy was extraordinary.
Called up my girl and told her to meet me at the villa. And sure nuff she was at my becking call in 30mins. If we were in the states it would be the total opposite. I be chasing her ass. She came to the villa and ask me have I eaten yet. We wounded up going to the market and getting some more food. Sade cooked for us again and everyone was grateful
We all just chilled for the day at the villa playing dominoes as we laughed about the adventure we just had in Sosua. Good memories indeed. It started to get late and my girl wanted to go and checkup on her baby and change clothes for tonight. She ask me if I wanted to come to her house. I reluctantly said yes
My girl grab the keys and we started to drive to her crib. It was raining and dark at this point so I told her to go real slow. We get into the town of Caberate and we stop to pickup up her son something to eat. Now the reason why I was so reluctant to go was because I didn't want to see how bad her living conditions were and I didn't want to meet the whole family. Already had it in my mind that it's going to be a 3rd world shack with about 20people living there. Man was I wrong.
My girls house was in the barrio but the place I must admit was a nice house. I enter her home and she has better furniture then I do. I'm SERIOUS! Hell her whole house was clean from top to bottom. I couldn't believe it. I had to take pictures cus this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL. This broad even had a portrait of herself on the wall like she's the queen of England. To say the least I was very impressed.
I ask her who lives here she says just her and her son. Where's your mom at. She says she's in Spain. What about your siblings. She's like they don't live here either. She was like next time you come down you can stay with me. I told her I'll think about it. Hell I really am thinking about it. My girl really does have a nice place
Anyway I meet her son and as soon as she changes we left her crib to go pickup the fellas for dinner. We decided to eat at Baileys restaurant. The food was good. Bill came out to about a little over a 100usd. Not bad when you considers it was 5 of us eating. Decided to hit the main strip one last time. Didn't hit up Classicos but we chilled right downstairs at the bar.
At this point I'm now use to the scene but it's always good to watch the honeys show off their curves. Man am I going to miss this place. My girl and I left the strip early while the fellas stay behind. I figure I have some last minute quality time to catch up with my girl. Turn off the lights baby girl and call me Christopher Columbus cus I'm ready for my exploration of you
Woke up the next morning and started packing. Sade cook all of us breakfast one more time. She didn't want me to leave and neither did I. As we were about to leave I took her to the bathroom, closed the door, pulled up her skirt and crushed it one more time. Good lord have mercy is this some good pussy.
We finally left and arrived at the airport. I gave her my info etc. At the time she didn't have an email address so she wanted me to take down her whole driver's license info. I told her to just get an email address it's free and write me. I'll call you once I get home. She gave me a final kiss and off I went. DAMN! Back to reality. That's ok. I have time on my side. I shall return.
THE END!
. I don't know what I expected. But I was really surprised at how small it is. That actually tells me how few women are willing to get prostitution to earn money. If more were available, it would be more bars. Clubs, ect. Women there are really hardcore. In just two days I was offered the same"Happy hour" by the same girls all over again on day 2. Cheap make-up and FULL of attitude. Even the bar girls were complete bitches. We give you the drink when WE want to, and if you can't speak spanish your really fucked. ***** please bring me my dink! Mongers Sosua is a Womens world. I felt like complete bait in Sousua, esp by the women.
I love Dominican women. They are obviously very beautiful. Bit when you deal with hardcore women you get hardcore experiance as I did over those four days. I talked with many men, but did not share what was the obvious to me, because I did not want to ruin their trips.
As I said, the short version, to a cheap trip. Cheap women, food, hotels, bad attitudes, (white guys and spanish speakers get treated better), and I speak some spanish so it got better when I spoke but only a little.
Sosua is the Mcdonalds of the p*ssy world. Go in buy your choice and take it away to where you want to enjoy what you know is not really good for you.
I've been in the game to long to treated like a trick by fools that don't know a smile gets you paid.
Ok so I'm a dues paying member of this site and I have always respected and not criticized any member here and respected opinions so please respect mine. I, like anybody, can embellish a story but I guess I'm getting jaded. It's just not new information to say I arrived, picked a girl, offered the gratiuty and we parted ways. When I arrive Singapore next month, four floors, bang, say goodbye, same story. I will treat Sousua as I do Tijuana. I need to see a better part of the DR and some NON-pros. After 3 pops all night for 30 bucks in LOS, not excited about giving my $ to hoodrats that don't respect me.
Colie High is right tho. The RIGHT HaTIAN can be a complete sweetheart. I spent two days with a Hatian that took me where I needed to go, never discused money, banged and slept, talked, banged slept, was patient with my spanish, all day and night and was GFE. I saw the stares from all the Dominicanas for the entire time. All I got from those Dominicanas was leche papi!. (finish!) as is my post.I'm white and speak perfect spanish and as I read you where telling my words.
In my opinion what happens there with USA citizens in sosua is 2 things.
1st as you can't speak spanish (most of you) and you are in a complete diferent world (latin world) everybody is trying to take advantge of you shamelessly perhaps dominicans here thinks you are idiots (due your lack in spanish) and you don't realize their tricks, lies, bad attitude and bad service they offer. (in our case foreigners white spanish speakers is double price) in your case three or four times more.
2nd Most people when come here for a week or two for holidays they don't change his mind and they compare the prices and services they have in his countries. In New york and many places in USA prostitution is very expensive could cost 400 $ and more one hour and very hidden. So in your mind is, look here I only pay 100 bucks for this cuttie. It's a good price in NY buy here you spoil the market. One dominican working 8 hours 6 days a week earn 7000 pesos (200 $) A MONTH.
Girls here told me that they prefer afro americans as they pay 100 $ or more for one pop and most cases they solve it with the mouth.
This is more than 3500 pesos for less than one hour. Of course when others offers 1000/1500 send us to the sh*t. Most Dominicanas have a tremendous ego so if someone pays 100 $ is because they worth this and more. Due that they prefer to go without a peso back to home to take 1000 even when at home they don't have a nappy for her childs.
The same happens if you invite some of them to drink or eat they ask for the expensiver drink to let you know she is a "high class girl".
I see most of expats with good montly pensions drinking brahma as it's little cheap and also good and if you offer this to a girl she acts like an offense if you where telling her was a poor. At the end they have a BIG BIG inferiority complex.
What you tell about haitianas is true but after one moth among this rats they get also corrupted.
Peace for all
Flying into Sosua was like walking into my childhood. I dont know what I expected. But I was really surprised at how small it is. That actually tells me how few women are willing to get prostitution to earn money. ...
I love Dominican women. They are obviously very beautiful. Bit when you deal with hardcore women you get hardcore experiance as I did over those four days. I talked with many men, but did not share what was the obvious to me, because I did not want to ruin their trips.
Well, of course if you have mongered all over the world you are going to be jaded too and have few illusions about the women you are meeting. It works both ways.
Speaking Spanish is a HUGE plus in the DR. If you are meeting girls who speak English, they will tend to be more hardcore.
I agree about the Haitians, having spent some time with Haitian women both in the DR and in Haiti. But even there the language helps. On my second trip to Haiti I was able to converse somewhat in Haitian Creole and this again improved my experience immeasurably, because even if I could always express myself fluently, I could generally understand what girls were saying to me.
The Haitian girls in Sosua are living away from home and trying to save to send money to families back in Haiti, so for them spending the night with a guy, getting meals provided, and so on is all a benefit and they are more likely to want to play the girlfriend, because they are not going anywhere.
I think you can meet some fun girls who are not jaded pros in Sosua, but you probably need to hang around the scene a bit longer and speak reasonable Spanish. The key to it is to get the girls turned on. Most of the girls in Sosua are not trained professionals who have decided to make a career in sex work, they are poor and poorly educated young women who have few alternatives and who will fuck tourists for money to pay for their kids, for hair, nails, and clothes, and most of all for cell phone time.
I'm not sure if the girls have a preference for white men. It may be that they see the older white men as less demanding and more generous. You really have to get inside their heads to know what they are thinking.
In my work in the US there are many female employees, some of whom flirt with me. A couple weeks ago an attractive, slim approx 35 y.o. married African American woman says to me " I prefer older men, because younger guys just want to bang the shit out of your pelvis."
As I was not really interested in pursuing anything with her, I laughed and moved on, though it appeared obvious she was trying to flirt with me.
A bit later I mentioned this anecdote to another women, a very attractive married 27 y.o. African American woman with whom I have recently started a sexual relationship, and she laughed and said it was probably true about the younger guys.
So all I am saying here is that you need to delve a bit to find out what is going on in the heads of these chicas, what preconceptions they have about AA guys etc.
Although I am very fond of my new playmate, I don't find dealing with her inherently different from dealing with chicas in Sosua.They all respond best to respect and affection.
And here's another thing. My AA girlfriend likes to call me Daddy, just like the chicas with their "Papi, Papi". I call her my B***h, but I wouldn't try that in Sosua, because I don't think you can call someone "perra" affectionately.
Naked Gunz you asked that no one critize you and I will try not to, but we have alot of simularities.
I to was born and raised in DC(Barry Farms), and believe me it was no theatrics. Either you could fight or you stayed in the house, plain and simple. We escaped and moved to Geogia avenue, and I graduated from Mckinley tech. I agree with you that DC is not as much fun now, as when I was growing up, but it's still the home team.
You compared sosua to Tijuana.
I was in the Navy and my ship was homeported in Sandiego. In my opinion they are complete opposites. Tijuana is trashy, dangerous, and the women are rugged. We always got our asses out of there by sunset.
Frannie is right your lack of spanish hindered you (watch out for that 27yo husband Frannie). Plus the lack of smiles and good attitudes, turned you sour on Sosua. The lack of mongers compared to a year ago, has made the girls bitter.
With all thats been said, and that we are homeboys and all, you should be open to some mistakes you made. Because after traveling to over 40 countries, that little Sosua(your words) kicked your ass LOL.
You seem very naive to the Dominicana vs Haitiana ongoing war. Yo dog they don't like each other.
Most white guys in sosua(german, italian, french) speak spanish, you don't.
You said"they don't understand a smile will contribute to business". This isn't Walmart. As frannie said you have to get into their mind and open them up. As a world traveler you didn't play the game?
"I felt like bait' isn't that always the case when you put yourself in an open air sex market? Learn the art of bait and debate.
Outside of Sosua there is a great country you missed out on. Sosua is small like it is because Dominicans are not proud of it.
Please give the DR another try because a bad expirience usually means the next time will be better. Learn some spanish and venture out its more there.
Naked Guns
How was the selection and quantity of the chicas who approached you?
I'm considering a vacation to Sosua in July. I realize its a small town and most of the girls are hardcore putas but if the quantity of available girls is low I'll put the vacation on hold.
Thanks
Boy have my experiences been different in Sosua than these recent reports.
1. As for speaking Spanish-In the 3 years I have been going to Sosua I have never found speaking Spanish to be a factor. One of the things I love about the DR & CR is that you don't have to speak Spanish. Most of the chicas speak enough English to communicate.
When I first went to Sosua I could't speak a word of Spanish. No problems.
Now I can hold a conversation in Spanish, but I still usally speak English when I am with a chica. Occasionally I'll throw in a Spanish sentence if it makes them more comfortable. They don't treat me any different. Either way they know I am an American. They want my money and yes sometimes they want a friend too.
If you want a deeper relationship with a chica or a novia, then it might help to speak Spanish. But that is not the case with most people.
2. As for knowing Spanish makes you more aware of the tricks of the locals I certainly don't find that to be true. It seems like there is an assuption that all the locals are all out to get Americans. That is not true. I have made friends with many locals.
Of course there are exceptions. In this type of atmosphere you are going to find sleazy people. In fact anywhere the hobby exists you are going to find sleazy people. It's an underground hobby even where it is legal.
So if you are going to participate in the hobby you are in the underground. Get used to it. This is what the underground is like. But I certainly do not find Dominicans to be the natural enemies of Americans.
When I am in Sosua I realize anything can happen. I have had scary experiences and bad nights. Sometimes I have had a few bad nights with unfortunate experiences. But for the most pert my times in Sosua have been very positive.
3. If also disagree about so few girls being in the profession in Sosua. For a town the size of Sosua I am amazed at how many girls are in the profession. I realize they come from all over the isle, but this is a small country. There are also many other places in the country were they can work in the profession although I think Sosua is the most popular.
I respect others opinions-but these are certainly my experiences.
Chief Justice
05-29-10, 02:06
Naked Gunz,
Hey sorry you didn't have a good time in Sosua. The place isn't for everyone. There are a lot of aggressive putas that are true man-eaters. BUT there also a lot of nice broads as well. The bad part is that the real nice girls will never approach you and you have to learn spanish fast or have someone translate for you.
You're from DC so I know you know every hustling trick in the book. I'm originally from Bmore so when I saw the hustle in DR all I can do is smile. I haven't been to the mongering spots as you have around the world yet so if their other places that suite you better then definitely hit that up. Life's to short to venture into a different country for vacation and not enjoy your self.
BTW if you want to try and find some non-pros next time in DR word on the street is Santiago is the promise land. But once again your Spanish has to be up to par.Exactly. Sosua isn't for everybody but its what YOU make it. There is plenty of food and beach for everybody if you are not into the hustle and bustle. Also, there are some non putas too. To me sosua is a grown mans fantasy land and you are the master. All you have to do is respect the people around you and make up your mind what you want to do. Then do it!. SIMPLE. Also, most pple that go to Sosua knows it is what it is.
...............I have time on my side. I shall return.
THE END!
Great reports Coolie! I sort of felt sad reading the part of you having to leave Sosua. LOL You got a lot done in a short time and I am sure you really enjoyed yourself.
How soon before you return. Other than getting rid of Junior your next trip what else will you do different?
Just a suggestion......... be very careful with renting a vehicle. I could not believe that you let Sade drive. Man that wasn't too smart. I realize you didn't rent through a "normal" rental agency but are you aware if a driver is not on the rental agreement you are in big shit if there is an accident.
How much that broken vase cost you?
Coolie High
05-29-10, 02:17
The same happens if you invite some of them to drink or eat they ask for the expensiver drink to let you know she is a "high class girl".High class my ass! She maybe fine and all but damn that. I have check them broads numerous of times when I buy them a drink. Asking the waitress can she get goose and orange juice. B***h do u see me drinking goose. You better have a presidente and a smile or move the fuck-on cus I'm not paying for it. I guess the ladies haven't look around and see that there are plenty of females ready to take her place.
My philosophy is simple and everyone should use it and say it to there girl or any broad in DR if they start acting up!!
"B***h you can be replaced!!"
Chief Justice
05-29-10, 03:10
Woke up to Ms. Stunner. Was surprised that she didn't up and leave as soon as the sun came up. Thought about going one more round with her but I decline. Wanted to save some for my girl. Chilled with Ms. Stunner a little more before I gave her 2400peso and off she went. My monger instinct served me well cus the pussy was extraordinary.
Called up my girl and told her to meet me at the villa. And sure nuff she was at my becking call in 30mins. If we were in the states it would be the total opposite. I be chasing her ass. She came to the villa and ask me have I eaten yet. We wounded up going to the market and getting some more food. Sade cooked for us again and everyone was grateful
We all just chilled for the day at the villa playing dominoes as we laughed about the adventure we just had in Sosua. Good memories indeed. It started to get late and my girl wanted to go and checkup on her baby and change clothes for tonight. She ask me if I wanted to come to her house. I reluctantly said yes
My girl grab the keys and we started to drive to her crib. It was raining and dark at this point so I told her to go real slow. We get into the town of Caberate and we stop to pickup up her son something to eat. Now the reason why I was so reluctant to go was because I didn't want to see how bad her living conditions were and I didn't want to meet the whole family. Already had it in my mind that it's going to be a 3rd world shack with about 20people living there. Man was I wrong.
My girls house was in the barrio but the place I must admit was a nice house. I enter her home and she has better furniture then I do. I'm SERIOUS! Hell her whole house was clean from top to bottom. I couldn't believe it. I had to take pictures cus this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL. This broad even had a portrait of herself on the wall like she's the queen of England. To say the least I was very impressed.
I ask her who lives here she says just her and her son. Where's your mom at. She says she's in Spain. What about your siblings. She's like they don't live here either. She was like next time you come down you can stay with me. I told her I'll think about it. Hell I really am thinking about it. My girl really does have a nice placeCoolie, like we discussed yesterday, you better watch this one. No family in town but she is living like a queen? I kno you mentioned nobody has seen her before in sosua but somebody is paying for that crib and furniture. Believe tht! Just make sure you are not one of her Western Union incomes. Lololol
Coolie High
05-29-10, 03:22
Great reports Coolie! I sort of felt sad reading the part of you having to leave Sosua. LOL You got a lot done in a short time and I am sure you really enjoyed yourself.
How soon before you return. Other than getting rid of Junior your next trip what else will you do different?Thanks for reading again. I'm hoping to come down August 9th-13th. If anybody going to be down there around that time let me know. I honestly wouldn't change anything from my trip. All of it was a great learning experience for my future travels in DR. One thing for sure is that I do want to go and try to explore Santiago next time down as well as figure out what Sade is all about. I'm really digging this broad and surprisingly she hasn't ask me for money yet. Also been doing some homework and have found that no one has seen her at the bars again since I've been there. I'll keep you posted on how that develops. I know I'm probably dreaming with this girl but hey I've been dreaming about coming to DR ten years ago and this is my 2nd trip so dreams do come true
Just a suggestion. Be very careful with renting a vehicle. I could not believe that you let Sade drive. Man that wasn't too smart. I realize you didn't rent through a "normal" rental agency but are you aware if a driver is not on the rental agreement you are in big shit if there is an accident.
How much that broken vase cost you?I'm still kinda confused on the whole car situation. Ok so I rented a truck from Juniors boy name Cesa. Its his truck and not rented. Now I know if we got in a accident Cesa would be looking at me to repair his car. But what about the police and the person involved in the accident. Since I'm not driving would I still be shaken down and possibly going to jail?
Also Sade has a valid drivers liscense and use to have her own car so I figure whats the difference between Junior and Sade driving
Ooh and I didn't have to pay for the vase. I actually got my deposit back for the villa. I hid the vase in such away that they couldn't tell if the vase was damage or not.
SavePros321
05-29-10, 04:03
Well I've been back from Sosua since Sunday and haven't had time to submit a trip report yet.
But for now I'd just like to kindly remind everyone to put all your shit most important to you in your carry-on. I ended up getting jacked by TSA for my digital camera. The fucked up thing is I always travel with the TSA approved luggage strap on my checked baggage. TSA is the only person with the key. If you put any other (non-TSA approved) strap on your bag and TSA needs (wants) to get in your bag, they will cut the strap off. I only use the strap to keep people from accidentally picking up my bag. If you didn't have a strap on your bag prior to departure then there's no way one magically appeared on your shit now. Put my bag down please :)
Anyway, I go to unpack my bag a few days ago and notice that the pouch is open, but the camera is missing. I keep the charger in a separate ziplock bag with the camera manual. I'll be damn; that's gone too. Luckily I bought trip protection insurance through Expedia (like I normally do) and it just so happened it covers theft.
Called AA and was given two numbers: The one to the airport here in Houston and the one in Miami. Both go straight to voicemail. Got a call back from the one in Houston the same day. I have yet to get a call back from MIA International...
It's a good thing they did not take my camera pouch, else they would have gotten my memory card with a bulk of the photos I took this trip. The one in the camera had about 5 photos on it. Two were of Terra Linda at night which did not come out good because it was too dark. The other three were of my girl fully clothed. All in all I am damn sure glad I was not shooting any nudes or videos regardless if they would have gotten both memory cards. I still don't know what it was that possessed me to put my camera in the check baggage. Very glad I stopped putting my laptop in there a few trips back as well.
........But for now I'd just like to kindly remind everyone to put all your shit most important to you in your carry-on. I ended up getting jacked by TSA for my digital camera........
I feel bad for you but never, ever put valuables in checked luggage. Even the airlines warn you not to do so. If you didn't have the extra insurance you would be shit out of luck because most airlines do NOT provide theft coverage for "valuables". Your stuff gets stolen or the airline looses your luggage only thing they will pay for are your clothes and the suitcase. Laptops, cameras, DVD players, phones,,,,,none of that stuff is covered by the airlines.
I carry a bunch of electronics with me and most times I have to go through a double security check. It is a minor inconvience but I have my stuff with me at all times.
I feel bad for you but never, ever put valuables in checked luggage. Even the airlines warn you not to do so.
Oh, $#!+. I'm planning to put my Mares Voltrex regulator, Oceanic Prodigy dive computer, and Dive-Rite Trek wings on a Transpac harness, through as checked luggage when I go to Blackbeard's in a few weeks.
I will carry my camera and underwater housing in my checked luggage. And after this post, I may carry my camera's memory card in a body orifice. I won't embarrass you by specifying where, but it is an SD-Micro card so it may fit damn-near anywhere. (Guilty grins)
Twice Divorced
05-29-10, 07:11
I ended up getting jacked by TSA for my digital camera.
Did you realize this after you arrived in the DR? If so, how do you know it didn't happen after you arrived? I travel quite a bit throughout various parts of the world and my experience is that the TSA locks are only good in the US. I've arrived in other countries and have found my TSA locks cut. I've wondered did it happen in the US or in the country that I arrived in. Just a simple question.
SavePros321
05-29-10, 11:47
Did you realize this after you arrived in the DR? If so, how do you know it didn't happen after you arrived? I travel quite a bit throughout various parts of the world and my experience is that the TSA locks are only good in the US. I've arrived in other countries and have found my TSA locks cut. I've wondered did it happen in the US or in the country that I arrived in. Just a simple question.
This happenend on the return trip home. I packed the camere in the check luggage before leaving Terra Linda. It wasn't there when I got back home. I got pulled to the side and questioned by Customs at MIA but the guy who interviewed me never touched my camera because from what I understand if they pull it out they make you go through it in front of them. He went through both my bags right in front of me. I do wish he had gone through my camera because I could have at least laid eyes on it again and determined whether or not it made it out of POP. I know that I did not leave it at Terra Linda because the camera pouch was still in my bag; just minus the camera. They were also going to get me for my external hard drive because it was halfway out of it's pouch when I found it, but it looks like they couldn't determine what it was so they left it. I know that they jacked with it because it is kept in a drawstring pouch and I did not pull it out at all for this trip. But even had they taken it it's password protected.
SavePros321
05-29-10, 11:55
...And after this post, I may carry my camera's memory card in a body orifice. I won't embarrass you by specifying where, but it is an SD-Micro card so it may fit damn-near anywhere. (Guilty grins)
I should add that the only reason I still have the memory card with the bulk of my photos from the trip is not only because they did not steal the camera pouch; I had initially switched it out of the camera with a blank memory card because I didn't want my main chica seeing the other girls I was taking photos of during the day while she was gone. She has the habit of wanting to she her photos after I take them (who doesn't) and to keep myself from accidentally scrolling too far back in the camera I just decided to use two separate memory cards.
Keeping the cards on you and separate from your camera is actually a very good idea, especially if you have been shooting nudes or video. Again, I'm am sooo glad I was doing neither on this trip.
........I'm still kinda confused on the whole car situation. Ok so I rented a truck from Juniors boy name Cesa. Its his truck and not rented. Now I know if we got in a accident Cesa would be looking at me to repair his car. But what about the police and the person involved in the accident. Since I'm not driving would I still be shaken down and possibly going to jail?
Also Sade has a valid drivers liscense and use to have her own car so I figure whats the difference between Junior and Sade driving..........
I honestly don't know how to answer this one. I do feel that if something was to happen you would be the first and only one they would go after. Maybe someone else with better knowledge will chime in with more info. Something just doesn't seem right with this friend of Junior's having a car for rent. Most Dominicans mongers run across have a motoconcho, definetly not a car for rent. I just have read my share of horror stories and try to reduce my risk by going legit on car rental.
I was one Jailed after car accident. I know alot more than I did quite frankly because of ISG member who got pissed off after reading my story.
In case you are in accident Dominican law requires person[gringo] involved go to Jail your fault or not if the other injured party is in Hospital seriously hurt.
You need full liabilty insurance with Casa Conductor Insurance it keeps you out of the Dungeon in case worst happens to you. But more than likely you will still have to come up with the cash to get yourself out which the most I heard of was 10000 us dollars.
Then the rental car agency reimburses you but only later no credit card keeps you out of Jail or pays for you.
My only recommendations are get proper insurance have someone on outside who has lot of money in case you need it.
or Drive off your fault [cruel but better than what you have coming] or not your going to jail
Except if noone from other party is hurt or if you go to Clinic or Hospital and pay expenses there or on the spot of accident and dissapear.
I heard someone a gringo was thrown in Jail after drunk moto ran into side of his truck and killed himsel even though wasn't gringo's fault he had to pay 3000 us dollars and spend time in Jail.
Dominican law does no favor us I wish there was a way around it but it is not possible too much profit in it for police and lawyers.
I honestly don't know how to answer this one. I do feel that if something was to happen you would be the first and only one they would go after. Maybe someone else with better knowledge will chime in with more info. Something just doesn't seem right with this friend of Junior's having a car for rent. Most Dominicans mongers run across have a motoconcho, definetly not a car for rent. I just have read my share of horror stories and try to reduce my risk by going legit on car rental.I think he is saying that if he didn't rent the car and doesn't own it, and if hes not driving, how can he be liable?
He has a point, he can't be held responsible in any way. Except if the cars owner says he accepted responsibility. I'm sure the car would be impounded and the driver arrested, but somehow they will get coolie high involved being he is non dominican.
Charles Pooter
05-29-10, 16:21
I'm still kinda confused on the whole car situation. Ok so I rented a truck from Juniors boy name Cesa. Its his truck and not rented. Now I know if we got in a accident Cesa would be looking at me to repair his car. But what about the police and the person involved in the accident. Since I'm not driving would I still be shaken down and possibly going to jail?
They go after whoever has any money, regardless of who is driving, or who owns what. And that person is not going to be one of your lowlife Dominican pals.
They go after whoever has any money, regardless of who is driving, or who owns what. And that person is not going to be one of your lowlife Dominican pals.
Charles Pooter and others what are your thoughts about this rental deal. I know I would not go anywhere near a deal like that. I doubt if I would even ride in a vehicle drivien by a Dominicano I really don't know. I stick with "legal" taxis, motoconchos, and vehicles I rent from the major compainies.
I find the car rental deal quite shaky and have no doubt who will vanish when the shit hits the fan and who will be left holding the bag. I so often read about guys who have street smarts from growing up in such and such a neighborhood back home. Guys in may help a little in the DR but for the most part it don't mean crap with the games the tigures play.
Charles Pooter
05-29-10, 18:42
Charles Pooter and others what are your thoughts about this rental deal. I know I would not go anywhere near a deal like that.I wouldn't even go anywhere near a guy like that in the first place. You give them a kind word or a peso and they think you are their meal ticket for life. Best of luck with trying to shake him off next trip.
This happenend on the return trip home. I packed the camere in the check luggage before leaving Terra Linda. It wasn't there when I got back home. I got pulled to the side and questioned by Customs at MIA but the guy who interviewed me never touched my camera because from what I understand if they pull it out they make you go through it in front of them. He went through both my bags right in front of me. I do wish he had gone through my camera because I could have at least laid eyes on it again and determined whether or not it made it out of POP. I know that I did not leave it at Terra Linda because the camera pouch was still in my bag; just minus the camera. They were also going to get me for my external hard drive because it was halfway out of it's pouch when I found it, but it looks like they couldn't determine what it was so they left it. I know that they jacked with it because it is kept in a drawstring pouch and I did not pull it out at all for this trip. But even had they taken it it's password protected.Actually in Colombia in 1990's I had thing like this happen to me but they stole my shoes and other stuff.
Actually one of my friends works for AA one of his co workers steals Ipods out of luggage all the time.
SavePros321
05-29-10, 23:03
“When I first started I had a high bang count but then I backtracked waiting for the next vacation to get with the ones that offered good sex with a good attitude” – Mr. Gogo (5/18/10)
Guess this statement could pretty much sum up my most recent trip. Most of the time I'm down there trying to bang as many as I can before the day is out, but not so this trip. I initially went down to Sosua with plans to spend a majority of my time with a chica I had met back in March. I am still rubbing my eyes to this day wondering how everything turned out exactly as well as planned. There are just some certain things that keep you returning to that place again and again; she would be one of them.
MY HAITIANA
The first day I got there she was already blowing up my Sosua cell phone as if she witnessed me exiting the airplane (I am sure the girls there know the arrival/departure schedules by now). She must had been calling it all evening because I didn’t even turn it on until after dropping my bags off at Terra Linda and heading out with my wingman to go and get minutes (we had been talking on the phone/SKYPE off and on since April, plus I had talked to her the day before arriving). I was just there in March and left with at least 397 minutes on the damn thing, but apparently after a month you lose them all. No sooner as I purchase three 100 pesos cards from the store next to Rocky’s the cell phone starts ringing (you can still receive incoming calls with no minutes on your phone). I answer, but we get cut off. She calls back immediately. I answer again but the phone cuts out. She calls again and I tell her “no tengo minutos” and that I will call her “mas tarde.” What I was trying to convey to her was that I would call her as soon as I could figure out how to put the minutes on my phone. She says “okay papi, call me cuando tu no ocupado” and I could immediately sense in her voice that she’s probably thinking “Okay, this muthafucka is going to blow me off now that his ass has arrived safely.” So now I’m like shit, what the fuck do I do with these three cards they just gave me for minutes so that I can call her and quell her fears, lol? Luckily we run into one of my wingman’s “street boys” (more on them later) who speaks good English. He puts all the minutes on my phone, then presses #131# to show me they are there and how much. I thank him and give him RD50 for helping me out. I immediately call my Haitiana back and tell her to go ahead and come down from PP. She sounds much more relieved now, lol.
To sum up my business with the Haitiana: The first day there I called her and she came and hung out until about 7pm. I then told her to come back at 10:30 or 11pm so that me and my wingman could get a lay of the strip for a few hours. Once she came back I kept her until about 2pm the next day and told her to come back around 7 or 8pm. This was the schedule we had my entire trip, but as the days passed and I started feeling her more and more, I would have her stay later and come back much earlier! I would get in other chicas while she was gone though; the most I did was three one day. After that it was about two and most of them were repeats with the same chica.
The Haitiana was my noiva for this trip. We would go eat together and pretty much lay up under one another in the room all day and night. I previously had stopped doing TLN’s, but damn she was nice (and warm) to sleep next to every night. Still don’t know how she tricked my grown ass into watching Spanish-dubbed “iCarly” and “Keen and Kel” every night…
TERRA LINDA
No complaints at all with the place. They do not accept credit cards (anymore) so you will have to pay in cash and pay upon arrival for as many days as you plan to stay there. Andre is cool but I had to politely remind him that the rate I was told was $55 a night. Don’t know how the hell he came up with $297 for four nights, but he quickly corrected it to $275. They also bring you a drink to the check in counter. Don’t know exactly what it was, but it was pretty good. It can get very cold in the rooms though. Most of the guys I talked to said they would leave their units off for the most part. My girl had me up at least three to four times throughout the night adjusting the temp. The restaurant has a nice vibe to it and the staff is very nice. Food is a bit pricey though. The most I paid in the restaurant was RD1,165.00 because this prissy-ass (big booty) Haitiana I met (and had banged the day before) just had to have the fish, lol (all I ordered was La Bandera). I felt compelled to buy her lunch after blowing her off twice since Ingrid showed up when I thought she wouldn’t (yes, I believe this is the same Ingrid everyone is talking about, lol. Big eyes, big boobs, big ass, nice legs. Not the most timely person though), so maybe this was her way of paying me back, hehehe. NOTE: If you ever need to lie to a about why she could come to your room 30 minutes ago when you called her but now she has to wait another hour, just tell her they haven’t cleaned you’re room yet and that you have no clean towels :)
THE STRIP
May was slow, but not dead in the least bit. I loved the fact that I arrived on Tuesday this time because it was more of a relaxed atmosphere before the weekend crowd rolled in around Thursday-Saturday. Merengue bar didn’t really pick up until around 10 or 11, and there were a couple of times I didn’t see anyone other than the bartenders at Latinos. Took a lot longer to pick and choose from chicas. For one, my Haitiana set a pretty high bar, so I didn’t not want to take anything less than perfection. Secondly, there weren’t many attractive chicas around to begin with. This changed later in the week, but Tues-Thurs I was just glad that I had taken the time to line something up before I got to Sosua. Usually I have at least 4-5 different numbers after the first day, but that was not the case this time.
CLASSICOS
Sorry, I did not go to Classicos the whole time I was there. Was supposed to have gone with my wingman one night but he found a girl before it opened, so I just went back to my room to be with the Haitiana.
BEGGING
This is the one thing that really spoils the fantasy while there; almost to the point that it makes you want to consider camping out on other parts of the island. I know DR is a 3rd world country, but you have to admit it gets on your nerves a bit. I have a group of lil one’s that I give pesos to every day, but the problem is that they will ask you for pesos ALL DAY. Most of the time they will leave you alone once you have given them some pesos, but if they are not in their group and part of the group did not see you give the other part of the group pesos today, then guess what?
Then there are the walking vendors. The guy who sells the Rosetta Stone and the Spanish book (that he supposedly wrote himself) is a cool guy. Things were so slow that one night he sat with me at Merengue and talked. What I like about him is that after you tell him that you aren’t interested he will keep moving. Plus he has seen me on previous trips and knows my Spanish is getting better.
The guy who sells the paintings is the opposite. He will continue to hassle you until you just end up buying a painting. Think that buying one painting will do the trick of getting him to leave you alone? Think again! I now have two of his damn paintings sitting in my closet still with the rubber band on them. The only reason I have the second one is because my wingman agreed to buy one from him as well so that he could stop complaining about having to pay his rent. After the second painting I told him our business is finished (after buying the first painting I said I would get another one on Friday, but he hit me up every day BEFORE THEN) and he agreed. Saturday he got my ass for a Presidente. Oddly enough, he will sit down and talk with you also and we just chatted about life and other stuff to pass time. A soccer game was on (this was Saturday afternoon) and it must have been big because at all the bars everyone was glued to the TV.
Then there is the older guy with the thick black mustache who walks around with the sea green box with necklaces and beads. I bought a heart-shaped one from him and gave it to my Haitiana. Low and behold, who the fuck shows up while me and her are eating breakfast at Tipico Alberto’s? I tell him no thanks because you are going to fuck this up for me if she sees I bought the necklace from your ass. My wingman enters the picture and he proceeds to try to sell him on buying something…brazenly displaying the same necklace I bought my Haitiana not even a day before. I never saw her wear the damn thing again.
STREET BOYS
These are not the older hustlers; these are the up-n-coming. Every time I would see these guys they were always dressed fly (like New Yorkers, lol). My wingman had a few that he would use to go and buy him stuff to bring back. One guy went to a fish place in Charmico’s (spelling) for my wingman and he gave him 150 pesos. He had another run and get him some juice one time, etc. Most of them seemed pretty cool, and instead of asking you for pesos they instead ask you if you need them to do something for you, such as errands.
EXCHANGE RATE
I mostly used the ATM’s to get cash out. WARNING: Something is fucked up with the ATM’s at Banco Popular. They never worked and every time you try them it will tell you “invalid transaction.” I instead would use the Banco Progresso ATM’s that is on the way to La Passions. I was also able to exchange my dollars at the rate of 36 in the Cambio’s.
MOTOCHONCHO
First time I’ve every rode one before. Let’s just say that after that, if there was anywhere I was going to that took more than 10 minutes to walk to, I was taking a motochoncho, lol!
RAIN
When it rains, it fucking rains in Sosua! Last Saturday I had my Haitiana come back early because we were supposed to go to Cabarete. That got cancelled once the thunder and lightning began, so we just ended up sloshing through the rain to Rocky’s to eat. I don’t know when they started this (didn’t notice this in March) but Rocky’s has a large big screen TV that they show movies on sometimes. One night I was there they were playing “Law Abiding Citizen.” Anyway, it rained so bad that the water was above your ankles as you made your way back to your room at TL.
RUMBA BAR
Looked at it from across the street. Didn’t seem like much was going on. Didn’t look like there was any mongering to be had there either so we never checked it out. Just looked like one of those neighborhood spots back home where everyone knows one another and everyone brings their girlfriend or boyfriend or spouse.
BAG GUYS AT THE AIRPORT
Those sons of bitches are greedy. I was already prepared to give the guy 50 pesos once I arrived at the curbside of POP airport to go home. He took my bags, asked what airline, and put them on the scanner. I handed him the 50 pesos and he smiles, looks off elsewhere and mutters “100 pesos” more. We both laughed. We start to walk over to the counter and he mutters “100 pesos more”. We both laugh again. Finally I tell him that’s all I have and told him to “take care.” I left DR with not even 1 peso in my pocket.
But I shall return :)
Mr Enternational
05-30-10, 03:23
In case you are in accident Dominican law requires person[gringo] involved go to Jail your fault or not if the other injured party is in Hospital seriously hurt.
I heard someone a gringo was thrown in Jail after drunk moto ran into side of his truck and killed himsel even though wasn't gringo's fault he had to pay 3000 us dollars and spend time in Jail.
Dominican law does no favor us I wish there was a way around it but it is not possible too much profit in it for police and lawyers.I was going over the car rental/accident/jail thing with one of my novias and she said the only reason you would have to go to jail is if someone died in the accident (your fault or not). Other than that, they will always fuck with you if you don't know the law.
Did you realize this after you arrived in the DR? If so, how do you know it didn't happen after you arrived? I travel quite a bit throughout various parts of the world and my experience is that the TSA locks are only good in the US. I've arrived in other countries and have found my TSA locks cut. I've wondered did it happen in the US or in the country that I arrived in. Just a simple question.
Happened to me 2-3 times from DR to here before I wised up and stopped using the TSA locks. I just make sure there is nothing of value in it when I check it. There have been at least two large scale arrests of baggage thiefs in the last year or so. One here in MIA and the other in SDQ.
... And after this post, I may carry my camera's memory card in a body orifice. I won't embarrass you by specifying where, but it is an SD-Micro card so it may fit damn-near anywhere. (Guilty grins)
This reminds me of a funny Jackazz(ss) episode where this guy stuffs a hot wheels toy-car up his ass and goes to the hospital for assistance. I think this was in Miami where a Spanish speaking doctor was the one who determined what the health problem was and had to explain to the patient the problem. While standing in front of the x-ray photo, the doctor says…
Doctor: es un carro…
Patient: What? Huh???
Doctor: un CARRITO!!! ... un CARRITO JUGETE !!! (he said with an excited type of emotion)
[The scene was pricelessly hilarious in case you have never seen it]
I'm still kinda confused on the whole car situation. Ok so I rented a truck from Juniors boy name Cesa. Its his truck and not rented. Now I know if we got in a accident Cesa would be looking at me to repair his car. But what about the police and the person involved in the accident. Since I'm not driving would I still be shaken down and possibly going to jail?
Also Sade has a valid drivers license and use to have her own car so I figure whats the difference between Junior and Sade driving.
When you say you rented the truck from Juniors friend… were there any professional contracts signed or was it a gentlemens spoken agreement kind of rental?
In a third world country anything can happen if it was a gentlemens agreement. This would go to trial as every party would lie to reduce their own risk and lay it on the gringo. You would stay in the slammer along with Sade until the tribunal at least.
If a professional contract was involved, Sade would have had to be identified in the contract or they would throw the book at you. In either case you would responsible for all damages even if Sade was at fault. In Sade's case they cant squeeze blood from a turnip so they would go after the gringo for everything. They might hang a long term meager payment plan on Sade as well.
The difference between Sade and Junior is… Junior has his own agreement with Cesa and is renting the car from him as a part of conducting his own tourist guide business. On the other hand, Sade is borrowing the car from YOU during the time of your said rental agreement. So IMHO, you are not liable for Junior but you are for Sade.
They go after whoever has any money, regardless of who is driving, or who owns what. And that person is not going to be one of your lowlife Dominican pals.
I agree with this in general, but in my opinion, the door is not closed on the “system” hanging a long term payment plan on the Sade the driver if the situation is ugly enough.
If somebody wants to argue that you could be liable having Junior drive you around, that would also imply you could be just as liable hopping into any Taxi… or even for the damages a Motoconcho does driving you around, and that would be just too crazy for me to believe.
Summary: Your off the hook with Junior but definitely not with Sade.
Great Report Pros ! My comments...
MOTOCHONCHO
First time I’ve every rode one before. Let’s just say that after that, if there was anywhere I was going to that took more than 10 minutes to walk to, I was taking a motochoncho, lol!
Anybody that goes to the DR without using a Motoconcho misses out on a big part of the DR experience. You cant really feel out what the DR is all about without riding on them.
RAIN
When it rains, it fucking rains in Sosua!
Try being there after a Hurricane passes somewhere around in the region.
BAG GUYS AT THE AIRPORT
I handed him the 50 pesos and he smiles, looks off elsewhere and mutters “100 pesos” more. We both laughed. We start to walk over to the counter and he mutters “100 pesos more”. We both laugh again. Finally I tell him that’s all I have and told him to “take care.”
And some guys wonder why they get jacked of a few valuables in their checked luggage LOL ! Yea I know... YOU DID NOT HAVE IT!!! ha ha ha ha!!! :P
Sitting home on a Saturday night reminiscing about Sosua, counting down the days till my next visit. Collie high, and Save Pros got me fucked up.
My boys here in Miami are having our weekly high stakes poker game, and my Thai girl is pissed, all because I haven't answered my phone all day.
Sitting here sipping Hennessy, decided to surf here in this forum. After going back to some of my first trip posts, couldn't help but smile remembering as if I was there. It seems the best trip posts are from guys that are new posters. Why is this? Its because they are honest and fresh. Good or bad they bring it.
We need more new trip posters good or bad. They breath new life into this board because they haven't been corrupted. What do I mean?
They don't have to worry about what other people think. Nobody knows them so the complainers have no material to judge. Think its the Hennessy talking look at your first trip report and your last. Its all about developement on this board, but your first trip report is you.
Personally I can never write like my first because I think to much about what I'm writing about:. Am I exposing to much about Gogo, how is my punctuation, did I capitalize, am I paragraphing, etc.
Jaosousa, Bq ribs, chief J, and many more you are a vault of on the info, but all I'm saying is it's nothing like the virgin posters.
Sammytheman
05-30-10, 08:02
Yea I heard the white lady who owns baileys keeps a close eye on the girls who work there, so if any of you take a chance, slide them your number real secretively and see what happens. I tried, but swing and a miss.Speaking of the white lady, boy does she look moody ;( I have never seen her smile, and I went there like 5-6 times.
Its pretty clear what the law is. What you want to do is your buisness but please don't mislead others into thinking they are ok by renting a car.
Dominican law requires that a driver be taken into custody for driving under the influence or being involved in an accident that causes serious injury or death, even if the driver is insured and appears not to have been at fault. The minimum detention period is 48 hours; however, detentions frequently last until a judicial decision is reached (often weeks or months), or until a waiver is signed by the injured party (usually as the result of a cash settlement).
Getting thrown in a Medieval Deungeon with no food water at 110 degrees [where I nearly died ] is not getting screwed with because I don't know the law.
Not to mention the 7500 dollars and the other 20 not so friendly naked inmates and the Ulcer I got afterwards.
Manizales911
05-30-10, 18:56
This happenend on the return trip home. I packed the camere in the check luggage before leaving Terra Linda. It wasn't there when I got back home. I got pulled to the side and questioned by Customs at MIA but the guy who interviewed me never touched my camera because from what I understand if they pull it out they make you go through it in front of them. He went through both my bags right in front of me. I do wish he had gone through my camera because I could have at least laid eyes on it again and determined whether or not it made it out of POP. I know that I did not leave it at Terra Linda because the camera pouch was still in my bag; just minus the camera. They were also going to get me for my external hard drive because it was halfway out of it's pouch when I found it, but it looks like they couldn't determine what it was so they left it. I know that they jacked with it because it is kept in a drawstring pouch and I did not pull it out at all for this trip. But even had they taken it it's password protected.SavePros,
No offense but packing anything in your checked bag is a MAJOR rookie mistake. Never,ever put anything in your checked bag that is worth stealing(to a broke ass Dominican).
When I go to Manizales,Colombia I always pack a bottle of hot sauce for my novia's mother. I have had it stolen twice so what chance would a camera have?
........We need more new trip posters good or bad. They breath new life into this board because they haven't been corrupted. What do I mean?..........
You are so right. It was nice reading the recent reports. As I read Coolie and SavePro reports I could visualize myself being right there. I read and would think to myself, yeah I know how they feeling. Writing a report is a good way to experience the trip once more.
I am an old vet and my reports would be boring to most. You guys don't want to read about me going to the supermarket in SD and catching baked chickens on sale and the other daily special was homemade potatoe salad. I returned to my hotel, had a good meal and fell asleep............... Many thanks we got the new guys posting to entertain us.
Ath Trainer
05-30-10, 22:27
You are so right. It was nice reading the recent reports. As I read Coolie and SavePro reports I could visualize myself being right there. I read and would think to myself, yeah I know how they feeling. Writing a report is a good way to experience the trip once more.
I am an old vet and my reports would be boring to most. You guys don't want to read about me going to the supermarket in SD and catching baked chickens on sale and the other daily special was homemade potatoe salad. I returned to my hotel, had a good meal and fell asleep............... Many thanks we got the new guys posting to entertain us.
It doesn't get better than a guy with a handle Bq Ribs buying chicken and potato salad on a mongering trip, lol.
It doesn't get better than a guy with a handle Bq Ribs buying chicken and potato salad on a mongering trip, lol.I second that,he can never be accused of not keeping it real.
...You guys don't want to read about me going to the supermarket in SD and catching baked chickens on sale and the other daily special was homemade potatoe salad. I returned to my hotel, had a good meal and fell asleep...You got to keep it real.
-Helpmann :)
You got to keep it real.
-Helpmann :)
Yeah, especially with the caipirinha on the side.
Never,ever put anything in your checked bag that is worth stealing(to a broke ass Dominican).
That could worry me; I want to do some scuba diving day-trips while I'm at Blackbeard's next month, and I would WAY rather bring my own gear than use rental stuff that isn't "according to Hoyle" (or to Hogarth, in this case). Although my U/W camera case is small enough for my carry-on luggage.
Yeah, especially with the caipirinha on the side.In the DR, I have to settle for White Rum.
Salud,
Helpmann :)
Mr Enternational
05-31-10, 03:18
I want to do some scuba diving day-trips while I'm at Blackbeard's next month,When will you be there and where do you plan on diving? I may join you if I'm there.
In football we used to call that pile-ing on...
SavePros,
No offense but packing anything in your checked bag is a MAJOR rookie mistake. Never,ever put anything in your checked bag that is worth stealing(to a broke ass Dominican).
When I go to Manizales,Colombia I always pack a bottle of hot sauce for my novia's mother. I have had it stolen twice so what chance would a camera have?
Ypioca is $30 US a liter in Montgomery County, MD (my home). Ronrico is $14 for a 1.75-liter bottle. Guess which I drink at home?
The original daiquiri was made as is a caipirinha, but with rum instead of that famous "Brazilian cane jet fuel." I bet Brugal is fantastic, served that way.
Ypioca is $30 US a liter in Montgomery County, MD (my home). Ronrico is $14 for a 1.75-liter bottle. Guess which I drink at home?
The original daiquiri was made as is a caipirinha, but with rum instead of that famous "Brazilian cane jet fuel." I bet Brugal is fantastic, served that way.
Try Barcelo Platino for a real smooth Dom Jet Fuel Caipirinha!
Also mixes nicely with 911 (Local Redboo')
Around RD350/750-ml.
My girl came back from the market and fixed us all breakfast. Damn this woman is amazing. After we ate I told my girl that I would call her later about tonight. She's says ok and left. Human nature kicked in and I wanted to try something new. Open the portable menu (cell phone) to see what's available. Hmmm let's call Ms Melons from Crystals. Called her up and sure nuff in 45mins lunch was served. Damn those tigo bitties were HUGE and for good reason. Found out that she was pregnant. As long as it wasn't mines I didn't give a damn. Fooled around with Ms Melons for a couple of hours. Had to put my signature (cum) on those melons. "Truly yours, Coolie High"! Gave her 1800peso and off she went. Now that's room service with a smile.
I believe we have discovered the 8th wonder of the world -- Ms. Melons. Those babies are perfectly formed, natural, young and succulent. The biggest, ripest fruit I have ever seen (and I've seen a lot!) Someone should make a plaster cast of them for future generations to admire. Next time I'm at Cristal's I'm going to see if she'll do it. Better yet, send me a PM with her number -- Please, please, please.
I'll need some help explaining to my Dominican wife though. Yes, honey, I'm buying 50 gallons of plaster of Paris for a little project to do with work . . .
- The Man Tour Guy
www.themantour.net
I need to pick your brain if you don't mind sir.).was going to pm you for info but figured maybe it's good intel for the board. I often contemplate moving to the Dr in the future and would like to know your views. You live there hopefully you will oblige..).
Sorry about the slow response time. This forum moves fast! Of course, I love to give my opinion, whether wrong or right! And I'm always right because if I ever catch myself being wrong, I change my opinion.
I've heard from gringos living there that you are constantly reminded that you arent Dominican? I don't want to be dominican just respected as an individual.
Is everything based on your generosity(money)?
How do you deal with no good people you come across?
You'll be more respected if you learn what the local prices are for everything and don't throw money around. The average Dominican thinks the average gringo is rich and stupid -- and they are right! You are rich because you probably make 10x what most people here do, and you are stupid because you don't know it! Therefore: you are like a Do-do bird ready to be plucked.
The Dominican way: that slow never rush, do as little as possible attitude drives me crazy.
I'm in the bank, 20 people in line and this Dominican dude is romancing the teller and she is loving it while everyone has to wait.
I'm at a restaurant and the Dominican waiter is questioning my girl like she is his(damn dude).
Is it me or do most Dominican dudes feel every girl is for them?? .
That attitude drives me crazy too, also that fact that many would be considered very impolite in our culture. You gotta realize, many, many people here have not been taught basic politeness at home and many have not finished high school or know how to read and write in their own language.
That includes behavior like eating greasy food with fingers and wiping them on the pants, hacking up a loogy at dinner and spitting, cutting in front of another person in line, stopping your car in the middle of the street/in front of a driveway, . . . and the above is not limited to young guys, either. Good looking chicas partipate as well.
How you react depends on your personality. Do you normally suffer through and let bygones be bygones, or do you say something that might [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) someone off and cause a scene? I tend more towards the latter. If you can make a joke out of it, however, that's usually better. Of course you need to speak Spanish. At the bank: Hey, am I going to be able to make my transaction? When does the novella end? At the restaurant: Hey, maybe you didn't notice it, but you are the waiter, I'm your customer, and this is my girlfriend. Are you doing to take my order now or do you want to change places?
One time when I was waiting in the Claro main office (the battlestar of the evil empire), I said out loud in Spanish so everyone could hear, "Why does this company make all it's customers suffer waiting an hour just to place an order?" There was a lot of agreement in that room!
By the way, that "do as little as possible" attitude changes dramatically if you pay by the job instead of by the hour.
I call attention to the impoliteness. If someone cuts in front of me in line at the propane station, it's, "You didn't just cut in front of me did you? Why did you do that? Mr. station attendant: You're not going to serve him first are you? Mr. Supervisor, Is that how this station operates?"
What kind of security measures do you need as a gringo living there? Gated community, guns, dogs, etc???
If you have stuff people want to steal, I would advise all of the above.
If, like me, you can't afford the gated community (overrated anyway) and the gun (most Dominicans just show them off while playing Dominos and don't have a clue about how to shoot them or handle them safely) dogs are especially useful, and cheap too. Dominican dogs will just show up at your house volunteering to be your dog, and they will eat just about anything and be glad to get it - including rice, chicken bones, etc. They get to know who should and should not be there, and bark like banshees when a stranger comes by!
Also, get to know your neighbors. I live in a Dominican neighborhood. It's not your neighbors you are worrying about, it's the homeless or very poor people coming from other neighborhoods. We had a guy try to steal my neighbor's radio from his car. It was about 3 am. The dogs woke everyone up. The neighbors got together and caught the guy -- they called the police too -- but not before they roughed him up. No broken bones, but I don't think he'll be coming back here soon.
There are also some questionable characters, like the "luz fixer" who will illegally connect your house to the electricity for a small fee. Just say no. Electricity only costs about $30 to $50 a month without air. You don't want a relationship with the guy -- having him constantly borrow money for gas or bum cigarettes. Meanwhile, wondering when he's going to pay a late night visit to "borrow" your laptop.
I know some cool Dominicans but I always feel I'm on the outside looking in. Thats whats stopping me from moving there. The exception is I know some Dominican chics who respect me for me(and my pesos).
You'll always be a gringo, but you can be a respected gringo and have plenty of Dominican friends and acquaintances if you treat people with equal respect, but don't let people take advantage of you.
I hope you decide to take the plunge and move here. It's a fantastic place. All the girls you can possibly bang, and at reasonable rates. What's not to like?
The Man Tour Guy
www.themantour.net
Charles Pooter
06-01-10, 00:56
I agree with every word Thedrman has written.
Love the description of the Claro office as the Battlestar (or should it be Death Star? - I'm not a fan of that stuff). Even in this disfunctional shithole of an island they take the prize for total incompetence and rudeness. Claro/Codetel is owned by the richest man in the world, Carlos Slim. Being rude and incompetent has never done much for my bank balance, though I keep trying.
I haven't been here long and my Spanish is very rudimentary so I am not able to complain and "fight back" verbally the way the Thedrman is recommending. I look forward to being able to do so before too long!
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The guy who sells the paintings is the opposite. He will continue to hassle you until you just end up buying a painting. Think that buying one painting will do the trick of getting him to leave you alone? Think again! I now have two of his damn paintings sitting in my closet still with the rubber band on them. ...
BAG GUYS AT THE AIRPORT
Those sons of bitches are greedy. I was already prepared to give the guy 50 pesos once I arrived at the curbside of POP airport to go home. He took my bags, asked what airline, and put them on the scanner. I handed him the 50 pesos and he smiles, looks off elsewhere and mutters “100 pesos” more. We both laughed. We start to walk over to the counter and he mutters “100 pesos more”. We both laugh again. Finally I tell him that’s all I have and told him to “take care.” I left DR with not even 1 peso in my pocket.
But I shall return :)
I have been to Sosua maybe 40 times and I have never bought a painting or given any money to the bag guys at the airport. I usually leave with some DR currency which comes in useful next time.
You need to look up the Spanish word for "no".
Twice Divorced
06-01-10, 02:58
I don't know if any members of the board were at Sosua beach yesterday, but there was a group of "Americans" (and that is as far as I'll go with that) sitting in a large group towards the Charamicos end of the beach. I was leaving with my chica (I've explained to her that she is not the only one but that she is number one, and she is ok with that) and a Dominican friend of mine (I happen to look Dominican, although I'm not). Several of the guys was checking her out as we passed by. I understand, as she is very pretty and has the kind of fat ass I like. Of course, as their is always an idiot in every group, one guy started to whistle at her and then made some comments as we walked by ( don't forget, he was in a large group). I looked at him for a moment and asked him "Are you whistling at her or him. She's with me, but he might be available", (referring to my Dominican buddy, although he's not gay). The idiots friends laughed.
I got the impression that if this idiot were alone he may have looked, as we all do, but he may not have acted the ass that he did simply because he was with his "crew". Apparently he thought we were all Dominican and it was OK to be disrespectful. Some mongers need to know that not every Dominican woman you see is a puta, and not all of them will be interested in YOU.
Sorry to hear that happened to you. I walked down el conde (sdq) with a chica with a big booty in a mini skirt, the Dominican guys checked her out and didn't say a word or whistle.
Some foreign mongers should understand that some Dominican dudes are packing guns. I wouldn't want to a get a drunk Dominican guy pissed off, who is carrying a pistol, additionally the Dominican guy can call his crew who will all show up packing guns.
Too much alcohol sometimes brings out the idiot in all of us.
I don't know if any members of the board were at Sosua beach yesterday, but there was a group of "Americans" (and that is as far as I'll go with that) sitting in a large group towards the Charamicos end of the beach. I was leaving with my chica (I've explained to her that she is not the only one but that she is number one, and she is ok with that) and a Dominican friend of mine (I happen to look Dominican, although I'm not). Several of the guys was checking her out as we passed by. I understand, as she is very pretty and has the kind of fat ass I like. Of course, as their is always an idiot in every group, one guy started to whistle at her and then made some comments as we walked by ( don't forget, he was in a large group). I looked at him for a moment and asked him "Are you whistling at her or him. She's with me, but he might be available", (referring to my Dominican buddy, although he's not gay). The idiots friends laughed.
I got the impression that if this idiot were alone he may have looked, as we all do, but he may not have acted the ass that he did simply because he was with his "crew". Apparently he thought we were all Dominican and it was OK to be disrespectful. Some mongers need to know that not every Dominican woman you see is a puta, and not all of them will be interested in YOU.
SavePros321
06-01-10, 03:46
I have been to Sosua maybe 40 times and I have never bought a painting or given any money to the bag guys at the airport. I usually leave with some DR currency which comes in useful next time.
You need to look up the Spanish word for "no".
I bitched about buying the paintings but I promise you I would have never entertained the gentleman if I wasn't genuinly interested in the paintings. For what it's worth they are actually pretty good. I don know if he paints them himself, but they are not all that bad. I see this guy all the time and in March (my last day there) I told him I would buy one when I returned.
As far as the bag guys at the airport, they always run my bags through the scanner on the curb without me having to wait. I always see all the "real tourist" have someone go through their bags after it is run through the scanner (probably because they never tip the bag men). I have never had a problem yet. They run my bags through the scanner and walk me over to the AA counter past everyone else. The most I have ever given them is 50 pesos. He probably kept asking me for "100 pesos more" thinking it was my first time there. That's is why I just laughed along with his ass...
SavePros321
06-01-10, 03:56
I don't know if any members of the board were at Sosua beach yesterday, but there was a group of "Americans" (and that is as far as I'll go with that) sitting in a large group towards the Charamicos end of the beach. I was leaving with my chica (I've explained to her that she is not the only one but that she is number one, and she is ok with that) and a Dominican friend of mine (I happen to look Dominican, although I'm not). Several of the guys was checking her out as we passed by. I understand, as she is very pretty and has the kind of fat ass I like. Of course, as their is always an idiot in every group, one guy started to whistle at her and then made some comments as we walked by ( don't forget, he was in a large group). I looked at him for a moment and asked him "Are you whistling at her or him. She's with me, but he might be available", (referring to my Dominican buddy, although he's not gay). The idiots friends laughed.
I got the impression that if this idiot were alone he may have looked, as we all do, but he may not have acted the ass that he did simply because he was with his "crew". Apparently he thought we were all Dominican and it was OK to be disrespectful. Some mongers need to know that not every Dominican woman you see is a puta, and not all of them will be interested in YOU.
I agree with everything you have said. To me it doesn't matter if you are with a working girl or not. Guys will be quick to point out that this is all just a "fantasy", but that is still no excuse to be disrespectful to others while they are playing out their fantasy.
Alex Deuce
06-01-10, 04:01
I don't know if any members of the board were at Sosua beach yesterday, but there was a group of "Americans" (and that is as far as I'll go with that) sitting in a large group towards the Charamicos end of the beach. I was leaving with my chica (I've explained to her that she is not the only one but that she is number one, and she is ok with that) and a Dominican friend of mine (I happen to look Dominican, although I'm not). Several of the guys was checking her out as we passed by. I understand, as she is very pretty and has the kind of fat ass I like. Of course, as their is always an idiot in every group, one guy started to whistle at her and then made some comments as we walked by ( don't forget, he was in a large group). I looked at him for a moment and asked him "Are you whistling at her or him. She's with me, but he might be available", (referring to my Dominican buddy, although he's not gay). The idiots friends laughed.
I got the impression that if this idiot were alone he may have looked, as we all do, but he may not have acted the ass that he did simply because he was with his "crew". Apparently he thought we were all Dominican and it was OK to be disrespectful. Some mongers need to know that not every Dominican woman you see is a puta, and not all of them will be interested in YOU.
So let me get thus straight;
You want respect for a Chica that in all probabilities could have sucked off one or more of the group during a trip while you were out of the country.
LMAO!
Twice Divorced
06-01-10, 04:05
I agree with everything you have said. To me it doesn't matter if you are with a working girl or not. Guys will be quick to point out that this is all just a "fantasy", but that is still no excuse to be disrespectful to others while they are playing out their fantasy.
True, but what I've tended to notice is that there is usually the likelihood of them being disrespectful when they're in large groups, as opposed to being alone or with just another monger. I have a hell of alot more respect for the guy who is solo and will run his mouth to a group rather than the idiot who is in a group and has you outnumbered 10-1 and his mouth then becomes bigger than his balls.
Twice Divorced
06-01-10, 04:06
So let me get thus straight;
You want respect for a Chica that in all probabilities could have sucked off one or more of the group during a trip while you were out of the country.
LMAO!
I take it then you were the idiot? BTW, I wasn't even talking about respect for the chica, but for me.
SavePros321
06-01-10, 04:15
I got the impression that if this idiot were alone he may have looked, as we all do, but he may not have acted the ass that he did simply because he was with his "crew". Apparently he thought we were all Dominican and it was OK to be disrespectful. Some mongers need to know that not every Dominican woman you see is a puta, and not all of them will be interested in YOU.
So let me get thus straight;
You want respect for a Chica that in all probabilities could have sucked off one or more of the group during a trip while you were out of the country.
LMAO!
Guys will be quick to point out that this is all just a "fantasy", but that is still no excuse to be disrespectful to others while they are playing out their fantasy.
Well that didn't take long now did it? :)
Once the "Captain Save'a Hoe" accusations begin to fly then it will be time to move on to another topic because it's probably just going to get worse before it gets better...
Twice Divorced
06-01-10, 04:18
Well that didn't take long now did it? :)
Once the "Captain Save'a Hoe" accusations begin to fly then it will be time to move on to another topic because it's probably just going to get worse before it gets better...
Have moved on.
SavePros321
06-01-10, 04:19
True, but what I've tended to notice is that there is usually the likelihood of them being disrespectful when they're in large groups, as opposed to being alone or with just another monger. I have a hell of alot more respect for the guy who is solo and will run his mouth to a group rather than the idiot who is in a group and has you outnumbered 10-1 and his mouth then becomes bigger than his balls.
Yeah, it's the same shit we deal with from time to time back home. I'm a pretty big guy and I usually step out with three to four other big guys just for the simple fact that there is a chance you will run into a large group that will always have that one punk shit-talker with them.
Chief Justice
06-01-10, 04:27
I agree with everything you have said. To me it doesn't matter if you are with a working girl or not. Guys will be quick to point out that this is all just a "fantasy", but that is still no excuse to be disrespectful to others while they are playing out their fantasy.I agree 200%. There are too many chicas in sosua for any guy to disrespect any chica. Puta or not. Especially if she is with another man/men. You do not know who she may be or not be and its none of anyone's business in my opinion. Nothing wrong with looking but when it gets disrespectful then thats where the line is drawn.
SavePros321
06-01-10, 06:10
Never got a chance to get into that pool. And that's a Haitiana. Tells you to meet her down stairs...so you can pay for her motochoncho. Likes to order the fish...
As my friend from Cleveland says: "Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease!"
Try Barcelo Platino for a real smooth Dom Jet Fuel Caipirinha!
Also mixes nicely with 911 (Local Redboo')
Around RD350/750-ml.I just bought a bottle of barcelo gran platinum at the airport duty free yesterday, 700ml for $18 US. It is a clear rum. They make the mojitos with the clear rum. I had excellent mojitos in plaza espana (sdq) last week, 2 for 1 special, they were good.
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