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Coolie High
08-23-11, 01:26
How about Irene to veer a few hundred miles north. Be safe yall, this storm looks bigCH,
I'm already back in the states as I write my report. Interesting enough before I came down to Haiti and DR there was talk about a big storm coming but nothing major happen. Hopefully Irene will blowover and not cause any significant damages. The whole island has already endured so much.
Coolie High
08-23-11, 01:53
Trip Report Day 4: SWITCH.
Wake up from the constant itching from all those got damn mosquito's in Haiti. Can't believe how bad they got my ass. LITERALLY! Tried to endure but fuck this.
CH: Yo Junior! I need you to go to the pharmacy and pick up some itching cream. Ooh and go to the store soo Bubbly can cook me breakfast.
Junior: Right away boss.
Junior was staying in the other room for majority of my time here so he was there at my beckings call. God you can live like a king down here.
Junior returns with the food an ointment and all was cool. After Bubbly fix breakfast I ask Bubbly does she have a friend that would like to join us possibly later.
Bubbly: Si mi Amor! Te quiero.
CH: Te quiero mucho.
Took care of her and off she went.
Junior: Hey boss I got to another one that you might like. She's very muy freaky freaky.
CH: Pimp I'm already a little tired from last night extravaganza. Fuck it why not.
Short time later she arrives. Hmm and what have we got here. Let's call her Lollipop. I'm sitting outside on the patio chair and she comes and joins me. Told her I just wanted head for right now.
Lollipop: AQUI! (Here)
CH: Si mi amor.
Without hesitation she whips out ol mighty Joe and proceeds to re-welcome him to paradise. You can see the sweat coming down her face as she's bobb her head up and down. I'm trying to stay cool with a cigar in my hand and a drink in another but then. My toes start to curl!
CH: Ooh MY DAMN! Mi Amor let's take this to the bedroom.
Had plan to just get some head but once I saw that pretty brown round I knew I had to crush it. The bed is moving like the ocean. And I'm deep in this pussy. Tried to hold strong but fuck this cus it's time.
CH: AHHHH SHIT!
And just like that gents. EUPHORIA was reach. Paid lollipop for her troubles and off into town me and junior go.
Junior: Hey boss that's Mr. M. He just passed us.
CH: Say word! Fuck it catch up to him then. VAMANOS, VAMANOS!
For those of who don't know Mr. M is a cool American that moved down to Sosua. He was in my last year trip report as he came thru big time when my Sosua fishin boat trip went sour. So I had to pay my respects. We catch up to him and we all pull over.
CH: Home Slice! What the deal is.
Mr. M: Pimp what up!
CH: I see your still down here chillin in paradise. I'm trying to be like you when I grow up!
Mr. M: It's all good!
Talk to him a little more and told him about my birthday party for tomorrow. Invited him to my BBQ at the villa.
Mr. M: Yeah I'll be there. I'll bring some other catz as well and we can get our drink on.
CH: Cool.
Afterwards me and junior went to Scotia Bank. Every time I come to Sosua I've NEVER had a problem with this bank. I go inside to take out some bread. Hell all you need is copies of your passport and I'd and it's all good.
So while my transaction is being place I'm trying to flirt with the teller. I ask her for her number and she says no.
CH: Junior did I just get turned down in Sosua?
Junior: Apparently so boss!
CH: WOW! That's a first! Didn't think that was possible LOL.
Got my bread and off we go. Tip junior again for those ladies that he hooked me up with. Got into my Clearance Weatherspoon voice off Boomerang.
CH: Good pick JUNIOR!
We hit up Valentinos shop real quick for some more cigars and then we started out journey to costambar beach. We get the beach and it's real nice.
We order some food and a presidente grande while I chill in the shade. An older lady wants to give my feet a pedicure to relax myself even more. Now I haven't gotten a pedicure since the clippers was in the playoffs and usually a grown man getting his toes done in a salon is a direct man code violation but WTF why not. I'm on the beach and life is good.
So as I'm getting my toes done I see a young tenderoni that has some HUGE tits. Told Junior to bring those tits over here so that I can feel them.
Junior: Right away boss.
She comes and bends down for me to touch those melons.
Girl: All Natural.
CH: Yes they are indeed! Very nice.
Wanted to just take her in the back somewhere and just SKEET on this tigo bitties but I'm just too relaxed. Gave baby girl my thanks and off she went.
Got my grub on, got me toes done, I'm cold chilling on the beach with no one bothering me. Hell what more do I want.
CH: Hey Junior call Bubbly up and tell her to bring her friend!
Junior: I'm on it!
Junior tells me that they're on the way but it's going to cost $20 bucks for the taxi.
CH: I don't care. Make it soo!
So while I wait for the two honey buns I decide to take a quick dip in the ocean. AHH YES! Peace and tranquility is in full effect. And then.
CH: WTF.
I see two girls giving me the eye on the beach waving me to come to them. For a sec I thought it was Bubbly and her friend. I goes to investigate. Ooh and what's this. A little late afternoon happy hour you're offering. Hmm maybe next time.
A few minutes later the ladies finally arrive. Ooh and who do we have here. Let's call her Young Starr. She's a little shy at first but in-time I would see how bright she truly shines.
Order some more food for the ladies and had Junior translate to the ladies my plans for my Bday extravaganza.
Bubbly: Tu Quiero 5 chicas?
CH: Si mi Amor! I want 5 honey dips at my BBQ party.
Bubbly: You muy freaky freaky!
CH: I know.
The sun was going down and it was time to leave. Paid the tab which was much cheaper then Sosua beach and off we go. Was soo calm and relax that I decided that I wanted to drive back. A little to calm and relax. Damn near almost feel asleep at the wheel but we made it to the villa safe.
Jump in the pool bucky naked and told the ladies to come and join me.
Bubbly: Muy frio mi amor!
CH: Woman bring your ass. AHORA!
Bubbly: OK! Uno momento.
The ladies put the head cap on so they won't mess up their hair. They both jump in and I got two honey buns one and each arm. Let's see here. With whom should I start with. Ahh Yess let's start with Young Starr. Ooh my. I'm crushing young Starr while kissing Bubbly. Then all of sudden I here Martin Lawrence voice off House Party.
Martin Lawrence: SWITCH!
(AT THE 5:17 MARK)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKdRuSJuWo
The body follows the mind so I had no choice but to make the switch. Slowly but surely we started to make it out off the pool and into the bedroom. But on the way there was a huge trail of lust and passion. I saw visions of Bubbly giving me head while Starr is licking my balls while I'm laying halfway out the pool. And then I heard the voice again.
ML: SWITCH.
They switch and take turns with every command. We make it to the pool chair. One rides me cow girl while the other sits the pussy right on my face. Ooh no doubt! Ol' Coolie can be a nasty muthuafucka.
ML: SWITCH.
Finally we made it to the bedroom. Didn't notice then but Starr has a nice bubble butt. So after they quench my every sexual desires it was time to fulfill there's. The law of the universe is as follows: Whatever energy you put out is the energy that you'll get back. So I turned on my theme music of the day Craig T Cooper- That's the spot and started to dine on southern cuisine.
Starr was up first! She came hard and strong.
CH: You leche?
Starr: Si mi Amor! No mas.
ML: SWITCH!
Bubbly was being stubborn and was trying to hold strong. But no matter. My lips and tongue was vibrating to her hip movement so it was just a matter of time. And then.
Bubbly: Aye PAPI! Me leche. No mas! No mas mi amor.
CH: U sure? You finito?
Bubbly: Si mi amor. Te quiero
CH: Te Quiero mucho.
The ladies snuggle right under me and just like that we were out. What a day!
Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration coming soon
Great report Coolie, and thanks for the love in my forum. Wherever you post is cool with me, I just hope you get the love back that you have always given these forums.
DeepMmpactt
08-23-11, 07:29
Great report Coolie, and thanks for the love in my forum. Wherever you post is cool with me, I just hope you get the love back that you have always given these forums.Yo Coolie? Man you had me hinging on every word, that was a funny ass report.
I can't wait untill Coolie High Saga continues. A Long Time Ago. In a Coolie.
High Galaxy. Far far away. Bravo bravo. Standing ovation my bruthaa.
Deepmmpactt All Day. EveryDay. Pump yo brakes!
Trip Report Day 4: SWITCH.
Without hesitation she whips out ol mighty Joe and proceeds to re-welcome him to paradise. You can see the sweat coming down her face as she's bobb her head up and down. I'm trying to stay cool with a cigar in my hand and a drink in another but then. My toes start to curl! .
Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration coming soonYeah, yeah, but what about the important stuff?
What was the food like? The Wi Fi? Can you still get a USA Today down there?
How much are they asking for those wooden birds on the beach and what did you pay for the pedicure?
BlackSultan
08-23-11, 15:58
The hurricane dropped alot of water. And it is still dropping. Not too many guys here now. 6 including myself, I think. So what I am I to do? Chill out and get busy.
BeaverHunter
08-23-11, 17:36
The hurricane dropped alot of water. And it is still dropping. Not too many guys here now. 6 including myself, I think. So what I am I to do? Chill out and get busy.Go grab Yohanny and head upstairs. Maybe she can fix your IPHONE.
BEAVERHUNTER
This rain is fucking up my vacation bigtime! Went to Classicos last night! About 8 people in the club. 6 of them were the employees! The girls don't come out in the afternoon or early evening because of the rain and hardly any cuties at the merengue bar at night. Night time, the pickings are VERY slim! I don't know what happened at Passions but a high turn over from 2 months ago and they are down about 50% in the number of girls they had. I went in yesteday and there were only about 12 girls in the place at 9PM. Looks like this will be my first and last trip to Sosua in August!
This rain is fucking up my vacation bigtime! Went to Classicos last night! About 8 people in the club. 6 of them were the employees! The girls don't come out in the afternoon or early evening because of the rain and hardly any cuties at the merengue bar at night. Night time, the pickings are VERY slim! I don't know what happened at Passions but a high turn over from 2 months ago and they are down about 50% in the number of girls they had. I went in yesteday and there were only about 12 girls in the place at 9PM. Looks like this will be my first and last trip to Sosua in August!I was in Passions last week, and there must have been 30 to 35 women available. You also might want to try CMP.
Trip Report Day 4: SWITCH.
The ladies put the head cap on so they won't mess up their hair. They both jump in and I got two honey buns one and each arm. Let's see here. With whom should I start with. Ahh Yess let's start with Young Starr. Ooh my. I'm crushing young Starr while kissing Bubbly. Then all of sudden I here Martin Lawrence voice off House Party.
We make it to the pool chair. One rides me cow girl while the other sits the pussy right on my face. Ooh no doubt! Ol' Coolie can be a nasty muthuafucka.Dude, your smashing girls in the pool and pool chair, hopefully your condo is not part of a retirement community. If so, I'm sure many of the residents will be seeking emotional therapy in the near future.
Another great report! Although, I do miss the conversations with the roach and mosquitoes.
The hurricane dropped alot of water. And it is still dropping. Not too many guys here now. 6 including myself, I think. So what I am I to do? Chill out and get busy.Post some pics!
This rain is fucking up my vacation bigtime! Went to Classicos last night! About 8 people in the club. 6 of them were the employees! The girls don't come out in the afternoon or early evening because of the rain and hardly any cuties at the merengue bar at night. Night time, the pickings are VERY slim! I don't know what happened at Passions but a high turn over from 2 months ago and they are down about 50% in the number of girls they had. I went in yesteday and there were only about 12 girls in the place at 9PM. Looks like this will be my first and last trip to Sosua in August!Hurricane season in the new Sosua. I prefer Sosua when its sunny and I can chill outside or on the beach. Thanks for the update.
Some one please recommed some decent hotels in Purto Plata near where actions are?
Thanks a lot!
Strad
Hurricane season in the new Sosua. I prefer Sosua when its sunny and I can chill outside or on the beach. Thanks for the update.I just returned after almost two months in Sosua. The weather was beautiful almost every day, with sunny mornings with a breeze, heat and humidity in the middle of the day, and late afternoon sunshine, then cooler temperatures after dark. Occasionally there were rain showers and one or two days of heavy rain, but for the most part the weather was wonderful and much better than I expected. This is, however, the hurricane season and obviously it is unpredictable. This is why it is not high season.
Watch Watch
08-24-11, 02:46
I find any girls at that time I'm at ng hotel
Coolie High
08-24-11, 08:57
Great report Coolie, and thanks for the love in my forum. Wherever you post is cool with me, I just hope you get the love back that you have always given these forums.Pimp thanks for reading. I use to be a lurker for years before I even posted any info so I'm just returning the love that you and other OG mongers been doing for years. BTW check your email. I got to little present for you.
Yo Coolie? Man you had me hinging on every word, that was a funny ass report.
I can't wait untill Coolie High Saga continues. A Long Time Ago. In a Coolie.
High Galaxy. Far far away. Bravo bravo. Standing ovation my bruthaa.
Deepmmpactt All Day. EveryDay. Pump yo brakes!'Along time ago in a Coolie High galaxy far far away' LMFAO. Your a fool for that one. Stay tune I definitely have more sagas on the way LOL.
Yeah, yeah, but what about the important stuff?
What was the food like? The Wi Fi? Can you still get a USA Today down there?
How much are they asking for those wooden birds on the beach and what did you pay for the pedicure?I see we got jokes LOL. Well the food was good. My wifi in the villa wasn't bad. I don't read USA today when I'm in paradise. I haven't seen those wooden birds at the beach and I paid 300pesos for the pedicure. Hope my info helps. LOL.
Dude, your smashing girls in the pool and pool chair, hopefully your condo is not part of a retirement community. If so, I'm sure many of the residents will be seeking emotional therapy in the near future.
Another great report! Although, I do miss the conversations with the roach and mosquitoes.Hey I'm glad that I had no more conversations with their asses. You know its serious when insects start to talk to you LOL
Coolie High
08-24-11, 09:52
Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration Part 1.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me gents! Woke up with a HUGE ASS smile on my face. Started to kiss Bubbly and from there had to get my morning smash-on. Don't know what it is but it's a fucking turn on to me to smash a honey dip while there's another honey dip right beside me trying to sleep. I start to kiss Starr while I'm smashin Bubbly to wake her up.
CH: You next mi amor.
Starr: No mas mi amor! You freaky, freaky mucho.
CH: I know.
ML: SWITCH!
So after my morning breakfast of Starr & Bubbly it was time to get the day started. Had to rock my Bday theme music as I take a shower and get dress. Hip hop isn't dead yet gents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oso5a5JBfRg&ob=av2n
What to do! What to do! Was so got damn happy with Starr & Bubbly that I honestly was just thinking about just having them 2 instead of 5 chicas. Well maybe just one more would be nice.
Bubbly: no quiero 5 chicas?
CH: no mi amor. Yo quiero 3 chicas.
Bubbly: ok! No problema.
We all finish getting dress and we head to the bank. Had the ladies wait in a car while me and Junior head inside.
CH: Yo these honeys are cool as a fan. Man I'm digging them
Junior: Told you! Nice clean girls. They won't cause you no problems.
So while I'm getting my bread Junior goes to check on the girls. 5 mins later.
Junior: Boss Bubbly has your 3rd girl waiting for you in the car. She wants to introduce her to you.
CH: Damn ALREADY!
I finish my business with the bank and saw my 3rd chica. Ooh My! What have we here. A young Dazzler. Yeah that's what I'll call her. Junior got her number and told her we'll call her once the cookout begins.
Bubbly: You like?
CH: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Bubbly: Que?
CH: Umm si mi amor! Me gusta mucho.
Slid Bubbly and Starr some bread for last night services. Now Since bubbly and starr didn't live to far out main Sosua I told Junior to drive to their place so we can drop them off.
We get to the barrio and it's barely in improvement from what I saw in Haiti! BARELY! Bubbly shows her place first. Nothing but a couple chairs and a rug. No need for a sauna here. Hell just sit in the house and see the steam come from your body. I did! This wasn't a house but an oven. Up next was Starrs house that was around back. Yeah like I said in Haiti is what I'll say in DR: No one should live like this. Starr introduces me to her little one. I ask Bubbly where's her bambina and she tells me that her young one is in SDQ. Ooh ok
So as I'm walking around I see all these young ones coming around me. My mind starts to ponders.
CH: Yo junior is there a toy store not to far around here.
Junior: Yeah there's a huge store in Puerto plata off the Malecon.
CH: K! Ask Starr how many kids are around here and we'll go bring some toys tomorrow.
It's about 25 kids Starr tells Junior. Ok cool! Maņana we get toys for the kids. Figure since I couldn't help out Haiti the way I wanted I could at least help out here. I kissed Bubbly and Starr and told them I'll see them in a few hours. Junior and I then drive to the market to get the food and drinks.
CH: Hey Junior you can BBQ right? Cus my ass can't cook! AT ALL!
Junior: Haven't BBQ and a lonnnng time.
CH: FUCK!
Junior: No worries boss. I'll find some one to BBQ for you.
We finish gettin the food and had the little young hustlers carry my bags to the car. Tip them 300pesos each and now it's time to get my Bday cake. Went around the corner to the bakery to place my order. My cake will be ready in a couple hours. Cool!
CH: Yo where are we going?
Junior: Where picking up Dazzler. She says she can cook.
CH: Umm ok!
We get to her spot and I tell junior to let her know to bring clothes for tonight as well.
Junior: Gotcha boss.
Ooh MY! She enters the suv with some tight spandex showing all her curves. She sees my eyes light up like a kid at Christmas.
Dazzler: Te gusta?
CH: Is the pen mightier then the sword?
Dazzler: Que?
CH: Si mi Amor! Me gusta mucho.
We converse a little bit and found out that she use to have an ny novio and that all her boyfriends are American. Umm ok! Never mind that though. Where back at the villa and Junior starts to prep the food. He tells Dazzler to ease up on dazzling my ass and come help him.
CH: UNO momento Junior! I'm in need of my midday medicine. And she's what the doctor ordered.
Junior: WOW again! U not tired yet boss? U popping pills?
CH: NO sir! This is all me. Now if you'll excuse me I have a Bday present to unwrap.
I takes her to my room!
Dazzler: piscina mi amor?
CH: no mi amor! Possibley mas tardes.
Wait a minute! How in the hell does she know I like to smash in the pool. Ooh that's right Bubbly & Starr must have told her. My girls.
Yaw know what happens next. I proceeded to unwrap my present. She's lying on her back spread eagle with a smirk on her face for me to come get some. I do a Greg Louganis and do a swan dive in the pussy.
Left stroke, right stroke was the best stroke. The Coolie stroke, tongue down all her throat!
I finish strong with the back stroke!
She's not done. She turns around and starts playing with the kitty as I kiss her all over.
Dazzler: Aye PAPI.
And just like that she reach Euphoria. She heard the legend of Coolies Uncanny stamina and wanted to go again.
CH: Uno momento mi amor. Ayuda Junior primero.
Dazzler: K mi amor.
I'm chillin outside while Dazzler starts to BBQ the food. She's damn near Bucky naked while cooking. The music is playing and she's moving that ass to the beat while flipping over my burger.
CH: Hey Junior what's your slogan again.
Junior: THIS IS THEE LIFE!
Muthuafucking right! Junior goes to pick up the cake. I'm in the pool chillin. Some of the food is done so she goes and fix a plate and brings it to me. She asks do I want something to drink. Why yes please. Junior comes back with the cake.
CH: Yo Junior bring that cake by the pool. Ol Coolie want a taste.
Junior: Right away boss.
Fuck waiting for people to sing me a happy Bday song before I cut the cake. Let the celebration begin.
Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration Part 2 coming soon
I find any girls at that time I'm at ng hotelI got your PM, dude. Go to After One and there should be chicas in there at that time. It's a bar in the casino down by the beach.
Jelly Belly
08-24-11, 20:23
Thinking about going down there Wed. Sun. But Airfare is about 800 from NYC to POP rt. Anyone heading down there during that time. How is the action. Will it be dead due to the holiday? Been there twice before but with big groups of friends (5+). I'm cautions (scared) going there alone. Not exactly the safest place. Will be staying at NG. Hope to find a few buddies to go. But most are married and have no excuse.
DeepMmpactt
08-24-11, 23:13
Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration Part 1.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me gents! Woke up with a HUGE ASS smile on my face. Started to kiss Bubbly and from there had to get my morning smash-on. Don't know what it is but it's a fucking turn on to me to smash a honey dip while there's another honey dip right beside me trying to sleep. I start to kiss Starr while I'm smashin Bubbly to wake her up.
CH: You next mi amor.
Starr: No mas mi amor! You freaky, freaky mucho.
CH: I know.
ML: SWITCH!
So after my morning breakfast of Starr & Bubbly it was time to get the day started. Had to rock my Bday theme music as I take a shower and get dress. Hip hop isn't dead yet gents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oso5a5JBfRg&ob=av2n
What to do! What to do! Was so got damn happy with Starr & Bubbly that I honestly was just thinking about just having them 2 instead of 5 chicas. Well maybe just one more would be nice.
Bubbly: no quiero 5 chicas?
CH: no mi amor. Yo quiero 3 chicas.
Bubbly: ok! No problema.
We all finish getting dress and we head to the bank. Had the ladies wait in a car while me and Junior head inside.
CH: Yo these honeys are cool as a fan. Man I'm digging them
Junior: Told you! Nice clean girls. They won't cause you no problems.
So while I'm getting my bread Junior goes to check on the girls. 5 mins later.
Junior: Boss Bubbly has your 3rd girl waiting for you in the car. She wants to introduce her to you.
CH: Damn ALREADY!
I finish my business with the bank and saw my 3rd chica. Ooh My! What have we here. A young Dazzler. Yeah that's what I'll call her. Junior got her number and told her we'll call her once the cookout begins.
Bubbly: You like?
CH: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Bubbly: Que?
CH: Umm si mi amor! Me gusta mucho.
Slid Bubbly and Starr some bread for last night services. Now Since bubbly and starr didn't live to far out main Sosua I told Junior to drive to their place so we can drop them off.
We get to the barrio and it's barely in improvement from what I saw in Haiti! BARELY! Bubbly shows her place first. Nothing but a couple chairs and a rug. No need for a sauna here. Hell just sit in the house and see the steam come from your body. I did! This wasn't a house but an oven. Up next was Starrs house that was around back. Yeah like I said in Haiti is what I'll say in DR: No one should live like this. Starr introduces me to her little one. I ask Bubbly where's her bambina and she tells me that her young one is in SDQ. Ooh ok
So as I'm walking around I see all these young ones coming around me. My mind starts to ponders.
CH: Yo junior is there a toy store not to far around here.
Junior: Yeah there's a huge store in Puerto plata off the Malecon.
CH: K! Ask Starr how many kids are around here and we'll go bring some toys tomorrow.
It's about 25 kids Starr tells Junior. Ok cool! Maņana we get toys for the kids. Figure since I couldn't help out Haiti the way I wanted I could at least help out here. I kissed Bubbly and Starr and told them I'll see them in a few hours. Junior and I then drive to the market to get the food and drinks.
CH: Hey Junior you can BBQ right? Cus my ass can't cook! AT ALL!
Junior: Haven't BBQ and a lonnnng time.
CH: FUCK!
Junior: No worries boss. I'll find some one to BBQ for you.
We finish gettin the food and had the little young hustlers carry my bags to the car. Tip them 300pesos each and now it's time to get my Bday cake. Went around the corner to the bakery to place my order. My cake will be ready in a couple hours. Cool!
CH: Yo where are we going?
Junior: Where picking up Dazzler. She says she can cook.
CH: Umm ok!
We get to her spot and I tell junior to let her know to bring clothes for tonight as well.
Junior: Gotcha boss.
Ooh MY! She enters the suv with some tight spandex showing all her curves. She sees my eyes light up like a kid at Christmas.
Dazzler: Te gusta?
CH: Is the pen mightier then the sword?
Dazzler: Que?
CH: Si mi Amor! Me gusta mucho.
We converse a little bit and found out that she use to have an ny novio and that all her boyfriends are American. Umm ok! Never mind that though. Where back at the villa and Junior starts to prep the food. He tells Dazzler to ease up on dazzling my ass and come help him.
CH: UNO momento Junior! I'm in need of my midday medicine. And she's what the doctor ordered.
Junior: WOW again! U not tired yet boss? U popping pills?
CH: NO sir! This is all me. Now if you'll excuse me I have a Bday present to unwrap.
I takes her to my room!
Dazzler: piscina mi amor?
CH: no mi amor! Possibley mas tardes.
Wait a minute! How in the hell does she know I like to smash in the pool. Ooh that's right Bubbly & Starr must have told her. My girls.
Yaw know what happens next. I proceeded to unwrap my present. She's lying on her back spread eagle with a smirk on her face for me to come get some. I do a Greg Louganis and do a swan dive in the pussy.
Left stroke, right stroke was the best stroke. The Coolie stroke, tongue down all her throat!
I finish strong with the back stroke!
She's not done. She turns around and starts playing with the kitty as I kiss her all over.
Dazzler: Aye PAPI.
And just like that she reach Euphoria. She heard the legend of Coolies Uncanny stamina and wanted to go again.
CH: Uno momento mi amor. Ayuda Junior primero.
Dazzler: K mi amor.
I'm chillin outside while Dazzler starts to BBQ the food. She's damn near Bucky naked while cooking. The music is playing and she's moving that ass to the beat while flipping over my burger.
CH: Hey Junior what's your slogan again.
Junior: THIS IS THEE LIFE!
Muthuafucking right! Junior goes to pick up the cake. I'm in the pool chillin. Some of the food is done so she goes and fix a plate and brings it to me. She asks do I want something to drink. Why yes please. Junior comes back with the cake.
CH: Yo Junior bring that cake by the pool. Ol Coolie want a taste.
Junior: Right away boss.
Fuck waiting for people to sing me a happy Bday song before I cut the cake. Let the celebration begin.
Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration Part 2 coming soonCoolie switching lanes like whoa!
Smashing 3 putas Like Whoa. Happy B-Day. Like Whoaaaa. LOL. Yo Coolie what differs Dazzler.
From, the other 2 honeys, and brutha if you can smash 5 putas at one time. Damn you the man!
Even me the Chocolate Jackhammer aka Deepmmpactt couldn't Hammer five putas, ill.
Run out of power after hammering 3 of them, but your my hero. Normally me El Caballo Negro,
Can't buck them off like you. So you the man. Remember you are jedi master Coolie High.
The Force is strong within this one. Yo Boy Deepmmpactt Jedi Royal Mastaaa. LOL!
Thinking about going down there Wed. Sun. But Airfare is about 800 from NYC to POP rt. Anyone heading down there during that time. How is the action. Will it be dead due to the holiday? Been there twice before but with big groups of friends (5+). I'm cautions (scared) going there alone. Not exactly the safest place. Will be staying at NG. Hope to find a few buddies to go. But most are married and have no excuse.Glad I got my tickets a long time ago. It's usually OK.
Hows the weather there? Any changes? And the chicas.
Thinking about going down there Wed. Sun. But Airfare is about 800 from NYC to POP rt. Anyone heading down there during that time. How is the action. Will it be dead due to the holiday? Been there twice before but with big groups of friends (5+). I'm cautions (scared) going there alone. Not exactly the safest place. Will be staying at NG. Hope to find a few buddies to go. But most are married and have no excuse.Hahaha. ROFL. You are scared to go alone to Sosua, seriously? . I have gone there alone almost every time, its just fine. Its much safer than NYC. I was there last Thanksgiving and it was good as any other time. Staying in NG and walking to classico is safe at any hour. If you want to go to la passion late at nite take a moto concho (though I would walk). It used to be not too safe to carry cash in your pockets and walk alone late at nights due to the pick pocket chicas but ever since the cleanup there are no more of those, even if they show up just walk away or shove them away. I can almost assure you they are no more, so just relax and enjoy your trip, you're sure to have a great time. Get your C or V and party like a king!
The nut job chica from Santiago. I was detained by the police because of her. She tried to steal a cell phone from an apartment, where I was staying, by pushing the cell up her pussy. Eventually the police, had her pull the cell phone out of her pussy in the street. Thereafter she complained that her pussy was hurt and said it was my fault, and the incompetent Sosua police detained me. She also tried to stab me with the switch blade she carries in her purse (she got into Classicos and After One with that knife) and she also tried to stab the watchie man at the apartment building. The incompetent, useless, Dominican judge in Sosua told ME to pay her 1000 pesos, or I would be put in jail.
I don't miss Sosua,"swim with sharks, don't be surprised if you get bit."Jao, there was report about this thief chica in the forum a while ago. I am surprised you did not read it!
Jao, there was report about this thief chica in the forum a while ago. I am surprised you did not read it!It was Jao that wrote it with pictures of this chica at the police station.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me gents! Woke up with a HUGE ASS smile on my face. Started to kiss Bubbly and from there had to get my morning smash-on. Don't know what it is but it's a fucking turn on to me to smash a honey dip while there's another honey dip right beside me trying to sleep.
Dazzler: Aye PAPI.That's the way to celebrate a birthday. The hell with going to Chuck E. Cheese and playing dumb ass video games while the Muppets sing stupid ass songs!
BTW, I was first called Papi in Medellin last year and was not sure what to think about it. I thought,"Am I too damn old?","I'm I a father figure?", WTF? I just called Fireball today in Sosua and she knew exactly who Papi was; I now live for the "Aye Popi!"
Jao, there was report about this thief chica in the forum a while ago. I am surprised you did not read it!That incident occurred over 2 years ago and I posted about it back then. I have not been to Sosua in years.
You have lots of fun with the Santiago chicas, LOL.
Coolie High
08-25-11, 09:30
trip report day 5: the celabration part 2.
junior: boss i got to go and pickup bubbly and starr.
ch: k cool.
it's just me and dazzler again. told her to jump in the pool. i'm ready for round two. i have no more ammo left so at this point i'm just straight sport fucking. you know your putting in work when you start to sweat on the pool. then in the mist of sport fucking bubbly and starr shows up ooh and what's this. bubbly brings 2 more ladies.
bubbly: i have 2 more ladies for you mi amor.
(while i'm still smashin dazzler in the pool)
ch: bubbly, quieres casarte conmigo (will you marry me)
bubbly: si mi amor. te quiero.
she's laughing and giggling while accepting my proposal but at that moment she has no idea how dead serious i was. anyway while i'm still smashin dazzler one of the new girls wants to come in the pool. she tells dazzler that she got next.
ch: wtf? is this the playboy mansion.
dazzler: que?
ch: nada mi amor!
now i know how hugh hefner in his prime feels like. problem is i'm soo got damn satisfied that i don't need any more ladies. fuck if somebody shot me right now i wouldn't care. dear god: thank you! the new girl sense that she wasn't going to get a piece of the action went back inside and got her grub on with the other ladies. i'm trying to focus the mind, body and soul in cumin again but it's not happening.
ch: i'm done.
dazzler: finito?
ch: see mi amor.
i take the condom off and put it right beside the condom wrapper on the edge of the pool. all of a sudden mr. m comes and enters the scene. he sees the 5 ladies and the condom wrapper by the pool.
mr. m: got damn coolie! u sure you got enough ladies.
ch: i'm straight for right now.
mr. m: u sure? cus you know we can get more for you lol.
ch: naw i'm honestly cool right now lol.
mr. m brings his friend i call cool j. an older cat that also moved down to the promise land.
ch: damn i'm jealous! i want to move here.
cool j: you jealous? u just turned 31 and your here in dr. shiiit the feelings mutual lol.
so as i'm talking to the fellas with dazzler in my arms while still in the pool the 2 new girls start to get upset.
junior: boss the 2 girls are mad and are about to leave. they say you don't want them.
ch: there more than welcome to stay and be cool but if they want to leave then so be it.
mr. m: these chicas just don't get it! there only thinking about getting paid but this is a bbq. if something happens cool! if not well atleast you got your grub and drink on. like they have anything better else to do.
fuck i didn't care! the 2 new girls leave the villa and the party continues. now as i'm talking to mr. m and cool j i see young starr handling shit. she's fixing plates for my two guest bringing them drinks. she barely says a word but her action speaks volumes. very interesting! while starr is tending to my guest i tell bubbly to join in with me and dazzler and get in the pool
bubbly: si mi amor.
and just like that i got dazzler holding onto my left arm and bubbly holding onto my right arm.
ch: hey junior what's that saying of urs.
junior: this is thee life!
he ain't lying! for a sec i thought i was dreaming. hell and the day isn't even done yet. mr. m brings another cat to the villa. his name is big o. a retired cat that's lived in sosua for a few years as well.
big o: hey i'm having a party this sat. i got a villa at casa linda as well. come thru.
ch: say no more! i'm there.
chilled for a little more then it was time to figure out plans for tonight.
ch: hey junior is caberette good on tuesday?
junior: naw not really boss! the only place that's somewhat decent on a tuesday is classicos.
ch: very well. classicos it is then.
mr. m and cool j said they'll meet back at my crib around 11:30. big o decline cus he needs his beauty sleep but he'll see me this sat. cool! rest up a little bit and it was time. had bubbly iron my shirt for me while i finish getting dress, my guest arrived and the ladies are are looking proper. it's time. including myself there was 7 of us. we get to the front and junior tries to get us free entry cus where going to buy a bottle.
junior: boss there not having it! they still want us to pay 800 pesos for the 4 guys. the ladies are free.
ch: i'm not going to argue over barely $20 dollars. i got to many eyes on me and i don't want to pull out my wad of cash. pay it for me and i'll take care of you later.
junior: your the boss.
everyone starts to make there way up stairs and then i get stop by security.
security: no hat on upstairs.
ch: junior!
junior: for your troubles.
he slide security some bread and just like that i continue on my way to vip. i know the game fellas. u take care of me and i take care of you. ooh and what's this the vip section is closed.
ch: junior!
junior: i'm on it boss.
ch: my man.
he goes and talks to the manager and sure enough they open vip for me. my entourage starts to settle in the vip. a regular bottle of grey goose cost $6000pesos plus mixers come to 6500 pesos. told the waiter to make it soo. while the waiter brings the bottle i turns around and i see a ghost from the past and she's wearing a red seductress dress.
ch: ooh shit!
s: hola mi amor!
it my main girl sade! those who read my last trip report knows that this was my girl. i had stop talking to her earlier in the year cus i didn't want to hear her asking me for money while she still does her dirt with other men. had wonder if we would find each other again and sure enough here she is looking magically delicious.
ch: umm hi!
all my spanish is thrown out the window along with my english. i'm totally speechless. she enters the vip section and sits beside me with style and grace as if she's coming to reclaim what's hers. fuck me! wasn't expecting this! fuck this is awkward. bubbly steps to me.
bubbly: who is this?
ch: umm mi ex novia! uno momento.
bubbly: k mi amor.
bubbly goes and sit back with starr and dazzler! now that's the definition of being cool! for a sec i thought there might be some drama but a decision still needs to be made. on the far right i have 3honey buns that's made my day the best bday ever and to my left i have a woman that vibe with me perfectly. i wanted to square things up and have a deep conversation with her but junior advise me that now is not the time.
ch: yeah your right junior. tell her that i can't have her here right now cus i'm with my other ladies. tell her we'll talk tomorrow.
junior tells her and she's none to happy. she remains cool and leaves the vip section as well as the drink i had offered on the table. a huge relief came upon me. i rejoin my young tenderoni's.
ch: glad that was over!
mr. m: yo was that the honey dip that was with us when we went fishin last year.
ch: yeah.
mr. m: ooh ok! got damn she looking fine in that red dress.
ch: you ain't never lie.
now where was i. ooh that's right it's time to get our drink on. as always since my spanish is primitive i stay studying the ladies body language and how they vibe with me. and sure enough starr and bubbly remain cool the whole time thru the whole episode. hell they patiently waited for me while i dealt with sade. as far as dazzler goes she's leaving the vip section moving around talking to people doing her thing. interesting! she comes and have a drink with me.
dazzler: you no like me. u like mucho mucho chicas.
ch: no mami! me gusta mucho.
she gives me a look like yeah ok! i shrugged it off and continue my celebration. i chills and started to just cool out with starr and bubbly.
mr. m: yo so your done with sade?
ch: yeah i'm done!
mr. m: yeah ok! shit ain't over.
ch: hey these two honey buns define cool. so i'm straight.
mr. m: yeah aaight.
we finish up the drinks and it was time to call it a night. tip the waiter and security and off we go. we gets down stairs and a whole bunch of kids ask for money. fuck why not! i give them all i had left. coolie loves the kids.
we get to the villa had a few more drinks then i was done.
ch: yo junior tell dazzler she's going to have to sleep on the couch tonight cus there's no more room.
junior: no worries boss.
ch: starr, bubbly vamanos! ahora
i ended the day just as i started! two honey dips snuggle up under me. night gents!
trip report day 6: seis mil pesos coming soon
Wow! These are great reports and hilarious writing. Kudos CH! I'm insanely jealous of CH. Wish I'd known about Sosua in my younger, singler days. Oh well, I'll make do with living vicariously through these reports. Can't wait for Day 6 report.
Trip Report Day 5: The Celabration Part 2.
Trip Report Day 6: Seis Mil Pesos Coming Soon
So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xiV20BkbU
I thoroughly enjoyed DR even thinking about someday to buy land there. But you are warned. I take this *ag to get dinner in a taxi and back to my place. I start to pound away for 20 or 30 minutes hard like a mutha. She came twice. After 30 minutes she start to get up and leave I say I didn't even come and we agreed to chill the entire time. She says oh you on viagra. I'm fucking 26 * what the fuck I need that for and I know dudes twice my age who don't need it or need to use it to pound a * like you. I'm athletic and built this * starts to say give me all my 300o pesos which to e honest is overpaying by 1500 pesos mind you for any. Makes a scene at the new Garden. I tell the people BAN her or I aint coming back. She said if the water bottle had een glass she would break it over my head. I say go ahead and try it. But in the end it was just better to pay this dumb * her 3000 pesos. Than continue arguing with a fool for 80 dollars I pay that for my sprint bill every month its the principle. I plan on going back to Sosua soon as I can I loved everybody else. Patricica I must have told 10 other guys about her after it happened. I'm black and built and she had the balls to threathen me you might not be so lucky. If she stabs you or worse you've been warned. I'm going back many many times but I will boycott this working girl from Sosua. You cannot miss her she is on youtube I posted the link of her. Trust me she is crazy and I treated with nothing but respect and still paid her her outrageous quote of 3000 pesos. I met an old g I call him who's been going to Sosua for years and told me he would handle her. These working girls don't understand we finance their entire town. Anyways the best revenge is success I'm aout to embark on a wonderful career. She will still be whoring in Sosua in 5 10 20 years. But I will fuck her up in SOSUA. Other than that dam the women and the town as well as the food were asolutely wonderful. I apoligize for any grammatical errors. I tend to messe up when I rant. It had to be said.
She said if the water bottle had een glass she would break it over my head. I say go ahead and try it. But in the end it was just better to pay this dumb * her 3000 pesos. Than continue arguing with a fool for 80 dollars I pay that for my sprint bill every month its the principle. I plan on going back to Sosua soon as I can I loved everybody else. Patricica I must have told 10 other guys about her after it happened. I'm black and built and she had the balls to threathen me you might not be so lucky. If she stabs you or worse you've been warned. I'm going back many many times but I will boycott this working girl from Sosua. You cannot miss her she is on youtube I posted the link of her. Trust me she is crazy and I treated with nothing but respect and still paid her her outrageous quote of 3000 pesos. I met an old g I call him who's been going to Sosua for years and told me he would handle her. These working girls don't understand we finance their entire town. Anyways the best revenge is success I'm aout to embark on a wonderful career. She will still be whoring in Sosua in 5 10 20 years. But I will fuck her up in SOSUA. Other than that dam the women and the town as well as the food were asolutely wonderful. I apoligize for any grammatical errors. I tend to messe up when I rant. It had to be said.I banged this chica a while back. She had one of the biggest asses in Sosua during my trip. I paid $1, 500 and we did everything (BBBJ, anal, pics, vids, etc.). She stayed the whole night and we laughed and had a great time. I banged her in NG and might do it again on my next trip cause she we had great chemistry. She also knows a lot of chicas around the island that are freaks.
The guys I typically see getting played the most in Sosua are the ones that are black and built, especially if they have a bald head. The chicas are one to these types. If he is from NYC, then that's another box for them to check. They do this for a living. Just cause you are black and lift weights doesn't mean much there. You can easily get stabbed or killed by a chica or her chulo. You said you will embark on a wonderful career while she is whoring, but you are whoring right along with her and she is extorting more money from you than she is worth. Don't take it personal if you get clowned. Just use your money do try another prostitute.
I banged this chica a while back. She had one of the biggest asses in Sosua during my trip. I paid $1, 500 and we did everything (BBBJ, anal, pics, vids, etc.). She stayed the whole night and we laughed and had a great time. I banged her in NG and might do it again on my next trip cause she we had great chemistry. She also knows a lot of chicas around the island that are freaks.
The guys I typically see getting played the most in Sosua are the ones that are black and built, especially if they have a bald head. The chicas are one to these types. If he is from NYC, then that's another box for them to check. They do this for a living. Just cause you are black and lift weights doesn't mean much there. You can easily get stabbed or killed by a chica or her chulo. You said you will embark on a wonderful career while she is whoring, but you are whoring right along with her and she is extorting more money from you than she is worth. Don't take it personal if you get clowned. Just use your money do try another prostitute.One of the problems I have with his post is that he wanted to post about one bad experience on his last night when he said he had a ball the whole trip. Where is the report about the good times with specifics. If it wasnt for this bad chic we would have never heard from him again till his next trip, when he needs info. Yo bro, when you bang alot of chics you will sometimes find bad apples, goes with the game. To his credit I will say the brother offered a TLN at a great price. But wanting to stage a boycott because of one bad chic is sad, especially when you've been getting fucked good everyday. You seem like a financially successful guy (I'm rich she's poor, I overpay, I scuba etc) but don't come crying to Mommy (this board) when you get slapped at school.
Orgasmico I agree with some of your points. But it goes back to what I've been saying about the "New Sosua". Guys arent taking the time to properly interview the girls. They see a great ass and its back to the room for a slamfest. Then the guy kicks the girl out. So naturally these chicas become hardcore and buisiness like. Hence the "New Sosua".
Alot of brothers feel entitled, its their vacation and money I understand. But the girls usually want a certain type of JOHN. They don't want a guy who has an attitude and wants to dog the shit out of their ass. Even though they fuck for money they want a little respect. I've said all along that when GFE left Sosua and "Sportfucking" took over, the "Old Sosua" was history.
Now we still have a few brothers like Coolie, who know how to hang with girls and have fun in and out of bed. Coolie tries to learn the language, pays fair and offers his time. But Coolie high is from the "Old Sosua". This new breed is of the old Brazil mentality. Stick and move guys. But beware because it is all a setup. The female Mayor is very quiet, the family structure in Sosua is very quiet, and the police are very quiet. Everyone is waiting for bad things to happen so they can justify shutting Sosua down for good as we know it. And guess who is going to get the blame? The brothers.
With some DR chicas you can get away without negotiating price and length of time before hand. Other DR chicas,"Cuanto cuesto? =How much?","Por cuanto tiempo? =For how much time?","Sexo oral sin condon? =Oral sex without condon" are some questions you may want to ask beforehand.
You had sex with the chica, so you would have had to pay her something. So maybe she beat you for 1500 pesos (about $40US). It happens, don't take it personally. Some DR chicas have been tricking since they were 11 years old. Some DR chicas live with or around thug Dominican guys (some Dominican guys have been deported back to DR after serving prison sentences in the US). Some DR chicas will not be afraid of a large African American male. Some DR chicas carry knifes, some have been known to use a caustic acid liquid plumber type liquid on people they don't like.
Generally best not to get the DR police involved in any problems you may have, because the police will be looking for a tip from you, so it may cost you more money and time if you get them involved. If you have any doubts, you can always ask the price beforehand "cuanto cuesta?"
So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xiV20BkbU
I thoroughly enjoyed DR even thinking about someday to buy land there. But you are warned. I take this *ag to get dinner in a taxi and back to my place. I start to pound away for 20 or 30 minutes hard like a mutha. She came twice. After 30 minutes she start to get up and leave I say I didn't even come and we agreed to chill the entire time. She says oh you on viagra. I'm fucking 26 * what the fuck I need that for and I know dudes twice my age who don't need it or need to use it to pound a * like you. I'm athletic and built this * starts to say give me all my 300o pesos which to e honest is overpaying by 1500 pesos mind you for any. Makes a scene at the new Garden. I tell the people BAN her or I aint coming back. She said if the water bottle had een glass she would break it over my head. I say go ahead and try it. But in the end it was just better to pay this dumb * her 3000 pesos. Than continue arguing with a fool for 80 dollars I pay that for my sprint bill every month its the principle. I plan on going back to Sosua soon as I can I loved everybody else. Patricica I must have told 10 other guys about her after it happened. I'm black and built and she had the balls to threathen me you might not be so lucky. If she stabs you or worse you've been warned. I'm going back many many times but I will boycott this working girl from Sosua. You cannot miss her she is on youtube I posted the link of her. Trust me she is crazy and I treated with nothing but respect and still paid her her outrageous quote of 3000 pesos. I met an old g I call him who's been going to Sosua for years and told me he would handle her. These working girls don't understand we finance their entire town. Anyways the best revenge is success I'm aout to embark on a wonderful career. She will still be whoring in Sosua in 5 10 20 years. But I will fuck her up in SOSUA. Other than that dam the women and the town as well as the food were asolutely wonderful. I apoligize for any grammatical errors. I tend to messe up when I rant. It had to be said.
Navdude, don't listen to the BS these guys are giving you, you did nothing wrong. The truth is, that B*tch is crazy as hell! Patricia probably has the absolute worst reputation in Sosua! Damn near any vet in Sosua will tell you straight up "Stay the hell away from her, she is nothing but trouble!" I have talked to her and I really think she is bi-polar or has some serious mental issues. I know guys who have been with her and then the next day she will tell them that "they used to be married in a former life and that he is her soul mate! She will kill any giorl that she sees him talking to!", all types of crazy shit! I am glad you had a good time down there and that she didn't try to cut you and you didn't have to get the police involved.
I simply wanted to warn anyody willing to listen what do I care if any one still fucks her after my post. And plus I'm well aware I can get stabed or killed by anyone one that's why I cary a 9 mm on me even when I sleep even then you are never safe. I'm not going to argue back and forth you want to listen do so if not go to SOSUA and fuck the crazy ***** when I tourist stabbed by said chica oh well. An I was going to post my good ones with pics and videos. Just don't be on here that often and in the process of leaving. Finally it was simple a gesture to warn anybody that cared to know. Over and out I'm done with the ***** so its your life.
So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.Is this the girl?
Sorry for the S H and B's that might be missing from my post LOL. Time for a new laptop. All in all I enjoyed Sosua but lessone learned and I never forget a good lesson. And for whoever thinks I'm wham bam thank you mam. I was with the same chica for the first 5 days of my vacation paid for her food she stayed at my hotel even went on the dunebuggy tour with me. Because I felt we had such great chemistry. I was there a week and got with 3 and half chicks half cause of Patricia. All the other girls were quality I'm not all about quantity. I know may guys go there and boast about smashing 10 girls in a week. That's not me. I'm a disrespectful punk. The old G's on here thank you for your wisdom and support and steering us newbies right. Anyone else seriously this board is meant to speak on experiences pics and maybe warn one another about the bad chicas and even praise the good ones which soon as I find my dam sd card I will post pics of this one girl who sucked me into submission. I was curled up on the corner of the bed like a Fetus. LOL
Is this the girl?Yup that's her allright. Tatted all over specially across the chest like a prison inmate.
Yup that's her allright. Tatted all over specially across the chest like a prison inmate.She looks different in the video. I spent some time with her and I thought she was a fun gal. I watched her in Latino for 4 nights, and then the last night I was alone and that's when I met her.
Navdude, don't listen to the BS these guys are giving you, you did nothing wrong. The truth is, that B*tch is crazy as hell! Patricia probably has the absolute worst reputation in Sosua! Damn near any vet in Sosua will tell you straight up "Stay the hell away from her, she is nothing but trouble!" I have talked to her and I really think she is bi-polar or has some serious mental issues. I know guys who have been with her and then the next day she will tell them that "they used to be married in a former life and that he is her soul mate! She will kill any giorl that she sees him talking to!", all types of crazy shit! I am glad you had a good time down there and that she didn't try to cut you and you didn't have to get the police involved.Thanks man I'm over It mean I still dislike the ***** but over it wil post pics and vids of the other great girls I spent with later tonight.
I take this *ag to get dinner in a taxi and back to my place. I start to pound away for 20 or 30 minutes hard like a mutha. She came twice. After 30 minutes she start to get up and leave I say I didn't even come and we agreed to chill the entire time. She says oh you on viagra. I'm fucking 26 * what the fuck I need that for and I know dudes twice my age who don't need it or need to use it to pound a * like you. I'm athletic and built this * starts to say give me all my 300o pesos which to e honest is overpaying by 1500 pesos mind you for any. Makes a scene at the new Garden.I don't know this girl.
I could have told you for free that most girls in Sosua don't like going with a guy who bangs away for 30 minutes and can't come. It is no fun for her, and may leave her bruised or sore. Probably she faked the orgasms in the hope it would stimulate you enough to come.
If you have a problem it is best to explain to the girl in advance, so that at least she knows what she is getting into. Also best to agree ahead of time on a price. Both can be discussed at the same time.
Read a copy of the Kama Sutra before you come back next time.
Navdude, don't listen to the BS these guys are giving you, you did nothing wrong. The truth is, that B*tch is crazy as hell! Patricia probably has the absolute worst reputation in Sosua! Damn near any vet in Sosua will tell you straight up "Stay the hell away from her, she is nothing but trouble!" I have talked to her and I really think she is bi-polar or has some serious mental issues. I know guys who have been with her and then the next day she will tell them that "they used to be married in a former life and that he is her soul mate! She will kill any giorl that she sees him talking to!", all types of crazy shit! I am glad you had a good time down there and that she didn't try to cut you and you didn't have to get the police involved.Yea man thanks. I have too much to lose then to be bothered by a chic.
I don't know this girl.
I could have told you for free that most girls in Sosua don't like going with a guy who bangs away for 30 minutes and can't come. It is no fun for her, and may leave her bruised or sore. Probably she faked the orgasms in the hope it would stimulate you enough to come.
If you have a problem it is best to explain to the girl in advance, so that at least she knows what she is getting into. Also best to agree ahead of time on a price. Both can be discussed at the same time.
Read a copy of the Kama Sutra before you come back next time.LMAO. This one chic was like "papi no mas no mas tu es el diablo" after 3 hours of pounding.
SavePros321
08-27-11, 01:34
So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xiV20BkbUHow many times do me and Mr. Enternational have to warn you guys about this chica, LOL? She's been crazy since March of '09 (when I met her; the chest tats are new) and I'm going to go out on a limb and guestimate that she will only become crazier as time progresses.
The guys I typically see getting played the most in Sosua are the ones that are black and built, especially if they have a bald head.
I'm Black and sport a bald head, but I hardly see how that has to do with anything. The chick is straight-up crazy, pure and simple. If you received the royal treatment when you met her then it probably was on a day that she wasn't coked-out or something. Her craziness comes and goes. As you can tell from the pics I banged this chick at two different time periods in one day. I got a glimpse of her psychosis the first round, but she didn't go full-blown psychotic until later that night.
And for the record, I've been to Sosua 5 times, bang at least 7-8 different chicas each trip, and Patricia is the only chica I've ever had a problem with in Sosua. And no, I'm not from NYC, lol. But I am not going to go as far as advocating a "boycott". Her head-game (slang for "oral skills for the rest of you, lol) is supreme! She'd be a very cool-ass chica to hang with if she gets some meds. I'm pretty sure she is bi-polar.
Navdude, don't listen to the BS these guys are giving you, you did nothing wrong. The truth is, that B*tch is crazy as hell! Patricia probably has the absolute worst reputation in Sosua! Damn near any vet in Sosua will tell you straight up "Stay the hell away from her, she is nothing but trouble!" I have talked to her and I really think she is bi-polar or has some serious mental issues. I know guys who have been with her and then the next day she will tell them that "they used to be married in a former life and that he is her soul mate! She will kill any giorl that she sees him talking to!", all types of crazy shit! I am glad you had a good time down there and that she didn't try to cut you and you didn't have to get the police involved.
I made my post before reading yours. Great minds think alike, lol!
Sorry for the S H and B's that might be missing from my post LOL. Time for a new laptop. All in all I enjoyed Sosua but lessone learned and I never forget a good lesson. And for whoever thinks I'm wham bam thank you mam. I was with the same chica for the first 5 days of my vacation paid for her food she stayed at my hotel even went on the dunebuggy tour with me. Because I felt we had such great chemistry. I was there a week and got with 3 and half chicks half cause of Patricia. All the other girls were quality I'm not all about quantity. I know may guys go there and boast about smashing 10 girls in a week. That's not me. I'm a disrespectful punk. The old G's on here thank you for your wisdom and support and steering us newbies right. Anyone else seriously this board is meant to speak on experiences pics and maybe warn one another about the bad chicas and even praise the good ones which soon as I find my dam sd card I will post pics of this one girl who sucked me into submission. I was curled up on the corner of the bed like a Fetus. LOLdon't think I was coming down on you hard playa. But you never explained the good points of your trip which were more interesting to me than some loca chica. I knew you were a respectful dude when you said you wanted a TLN and were willing to over pay for it. But one thing us veterans love is a newbie trip report. I would have loved to hear about the dune buggy ride. Don't worry about your grammar because most of us will get it. Sure you will have some dudes who won't take the time to understand, but we will explain to them. Also you need to explain to girls like Frannie says, before they get into you. And also bro you got to use lube and work slowly (no hard fucking) to get the girls into it. Its not about wrecking pussy, but about good lovemaking.
Hello, All. This will be my 8th trip to the DR but it will be my FIRST trip to Sosua. I only have 3 nights to enjoy. I will be there 9-15 untill 9-18. Starting off with a Thursday night.
I have a question for all, including the likes of Nightwhaler, Frannie and Dr. Sexalot among others. If YOU where ME. Knowing what you know NOW after experiencing Sosua. How would you spend those days and nights? What Chicas would you recommend?
If any fellow mongers are around during this time First three drinks are on me. I would like to have an experience so that I can contribute to the forum.
Mr Enternational
08-27-11, 06:03
How many times do me and Mr. Enternational have to warn you guys about this chica, LOL? She's been crazy since March of '09 (when I met her; the chest tats are new) and I'm going to go out on a limb and guestimate that she will only become crazier as time progresses.I don't believe I have been thinking about this chick for two days straight and I get on here and y'all are talking about her. I'm going down next week and I got to find her. I'm just going to tell her straight up. Baby I know you are crazy, but you got some good ass pussy. And she should know by now that I'm only going to give her 1,000 pesos.
I don't believe I have been thinking about this chick for two days straight and I get on here and y'all are talking about her. I'm going down next week and I got to find her. I'm just going to tell her straight up. Baby I know you are crazy, but you got some good ass pussy. And she should know by now that I'm only going to give her 1,000 pesos.Mr. E,
She hangs out at Latino from about midnight on. PM me for more pics. Actually, I really like the girl, a tad crazy, but aren't we all. Living in Pattaya and hanging out in Sosua, dude, that is living!
Coolie High
08-27-11, 20:56
Trip Report Day 6: Seis Mil Pesos.
Me and the girls slept in real late. Had to make haste before the bank closes. Figure I had to take care of Starr, Bubbly and Dazzler for making my Bday a memorable one. We all got dress and made it to bank just in the nick of time.
CH: hey Junior you know a place where I can get a quick shape up.
Junior: it's one close to banco popular.
CH: Ok cool.
Since dazzler lives intown I drop her off first. Get out the car gave her a hug and slid her some bread. She counts the bread.
Dazzler: Me want seis mil peso!
CH: you want 6000 pesos? B%$# have you lost your got damn mind.
I gave her the look of when Ceasar was stab in the back by his best friend Brutus.
CH: Et tu, Dazzler? Et tu?
I'll be damn. Dazzlers an undercover hardcore puta. She slides the money back to me.
Dazzler: ok me want $5000 pesos.
CH: Get the FUCK out of HERE.
I just slid you some bread (3500peso) which is VERY generous BTW and your telling me its not enough. FUCK THIS B%$# Where not in my villa where on the street now so your antics don't mean shit to me. I take my money and goes back in the car.
CH: Junior! VAMANOS.
Dazzler runs and jump in the back with Starr and Bubbly.
CH: WTF! Junior STOP THE CAR.
All of a sudden I see Starr and Bubbly cussing Dazzler out. They gave the universal "be& have you lost your mind" look. U don't have to know Spanish to understand what the fuck is going on. Finally after Starr and Bubbly rips her a new one she accepts my terms.
Dazzler: Puta.
CH: Pindeho! Get the fuck out of my car and get the stepping.
Seis mill pesos! Am I in the States right now or Sosua.
CH: That's your girl Bubbly.
Bubbly: Lo siento mi amor! Chica loco.
We in the barbershop right now and both the girls are apologizing profusely.
CH: ok ok mi amor! I know it wasnt your fault. Silencio AHORA! I like to get my cut in peace.
Barber starts to work his magic.
CH: Cuantos?
Barber: $150 pesos!
CH: That's IT! WOW! Here's double for the shape-up.
Ahh now what's next! Had made a promise I would give back to the kids of the land but wanted to get something to eat first.
Junior: Boss why not hit up Costambar beach for lunch.
CH: Fuck it why not.
We get to the beach and place our order with the local establishment. As we wait for our food.
CH: Seis mill pesos! Fuck out of here.
Everyone starts to laugh! Yeah true craziness indeed. We get our food and all is well.
Finally it was time we hit the store.
CH: Hey Junior you drive this time. I got plans for Bubbly in the back seat.
Starr is upfront in the passenger car so it's just me and Bubbly in the back. Bubbly know what I want and without hesitation she unzips my pants and commenced to put those soft lips on ol mighty Joe. She stayed bobbin away till we got to the store. Wanted to "deposit in her mouth" as my man Jao would say but at this point I'm shooting dust.
Anyway we get inside and the store is nice. Looks like a big ass walmart. The girls start to pickup toys forfor the young ones but there being picky about the toys.
CH: What's wrong?
Bubbly: toys muy expensivo.
CH: I don't care. Get the toys for them.
Bubbly: Ok Mi amor.
Bill came to a few dollars over $150 dollars which was almost equivalent to the 6000 pesos that the broad was asking for earlier.
CH: Hey Junior you think it's ok to use my debit card here?
Junior: Yeah your cool! U should have no problems here.
CH: Cool.
It was getting late so we figure it be best if we pass out the toys maņana. Told Junior to drive back to the villa. Ooh and Starr you NOW come in the back. Yaw know what I'm thinking.
ML: SWITCH.
Damn you Starr for knowing how to please a man. Toes don't curl, toes don't curl. GOT DAMNIT my toes start to curl. I gota cum at this point. Fuck this! Woman take those pants off and come sit on my lap. She stops me!
Starr: No glove no love!
CH:WTF! WOW! Umm ok.
To this point every time I had sex with Starr or Bubbly I had a condom on. Hell every time I switch with them I had to put on a new condom. My condoms where getting low and to be honest condoms SUCK!
CH: Ok Starr! So how can I ease your troubles.
She tells me that WE all Me, Her and Bubbly get tested first. Umm ok!
CH:Hey Junior is there a place where we all can get tested.
Junior: There's a medical center not to far from Casa Linda.
Hmmm! Ima keep that in mind. Now back down on ol mighty Joe as I ponder.
Something is very different about Starr. She hasn't yet fooled around and gas me up saying she loves me like the rest do. She's handling the little things behind the scene like cleaning up etc and she has the balls to stop me and request for a test first. Hell there's plenty of females in the states who wouldn't have done that so I had NO choice but to RESPECT her even more! A true Starr indeed.
Finally we get back to the villa and just relax for the rest of the night. Was more then content to just play with Starr&Bubbly but I had a feeling that tomorrow I might be granting Starrs request.
Trip Day Report 7: Make the Call = Drunk Santa
I have a question for all, including the likes of Nightwhaler, Frannie and Dr. Sexalot among others. If YOU where ME. Knowing what you know NOW after experiencing Sosua. How would you spend those days and nights? What Chicas would you recommend? .
If any fellow mongers are around during this time First three drinks are on me.I would try to avoid excessive drinking.
I don't recommend any particular chicas. Whatever takes your fancy. Generally if they are interested in you, you will probably do better, as chicas have certain types of guys they prefer, but only take that as a general guideline. Having just come back after two months in Sosua, I have one piece of advice which probably won't help, but here it is-try not to overdo the sex! Three good sex sessions in three days may be more rewarding than trying to have sex three or four times a day under the influence of Viagra wth a whole bunch of chicas. Also try to find some kind of non-sex oriented activity for some of the time.
I would try to avoid excessive drinking.
I don't recommend any particular chicas. Whatever takes your fancy. Generally if they are interested in you, you will probably do better, as chicas have certain types of guys they prefer, but only take that as a general guideline. Having just come back after two months in Sosua, I have one piece of advice which probably won't help, but here it is-try not to overdo the sex! Three good sex sessions in three days may be more rewarding than trying to have sex three or four times a day under the influence of Viagra wth a whole bunch of chicas. Also try to find some kind of non-sex oriented activity for some of the time.I apologize Frannie, I should given more background / Clarity. First, My offer for the first three drinks was not for me it was for whom ever. I have a 1 drink MAX. I am the type of person that has to be AWARE at all times. Plus, CHEMISTRY is #1 when it comes to choosing a Wife / Girlfriend / puta etc. And being drunk (IMO) takes away from the Natural chemistry you have with said person. (NO CHEMISTRY would be like fucking a DUMMY on a hot plate. _-)
The advice you had for me was great because I had that same plan. Not into sport fucking. NO Need! I'm 42 and in great shape for my age so NO PILLS for me. When I run out of leche. It's a rap.
Thanks again Frannie for your advice.
I feel bad for her. I've heard so many horror stories about her from you guys and the dominicans on the strip. I was just in sosua and I saw her in Latinos. Now on my prior trip I banged her and promised to be with her and all that. She took it to the heart and wanted me to go to santiago with her. Trying to get me to pack my bags one morning and hop caribe tour. She tried to convince me to give her a baby "no thank you, condom please". She stayed with me 2 days straight and abandon latinos. I didn't pay for most of it. I brought her some pizza and beer "even though she don't really drink". Ultimately I just wanted a girl friend experience. When I left I didn't tell her. So This trip I was there just walking around site seeing. Sosua for me is more about the place then the women. She was dressed like a soccer mom. Baggy sweats, hair done in some terrible braids, and non flattering sandles. She was upset with me. She trailed me the entire time I walked around sosua looking at the buildings and landscape. She asked why didn't I tell her I was leaving. She said she was packed up and was going back to santiago. I was actually not interested and very cold towards her. I told her I was in santo domingo and she wanted to come. She just wanted to lay beside me. I said I wasnt horny and she said she didn't want to have sex. I rubbed her butt and she got upset. I left her at latinos as I headed to my taxi. I feel bad because she just a lost girl. I don't usually sympathize but I felt bad when I rode off. I have 50 missed calls on my domincan phone from her. I never got any problems out of her. Actually I couldn't pay her to leave. No disrepect, no arguments and didn't really ask for money. I don't remember the sex. I usually screw non stop and don't remember any of my experiences. Just an endless cycle of condoms and showers. The guys at new garden are amazed by me. A fellow monger told me don't burn out. I did. Patricia is already being boycotting. Everyone hates her. Only newbies pick her up. She stands in latinos all night alone.
I have a great relationship with the guys on the strip. All the domincans that speak english know me and hang with me. They keep me posted on whats happening. I also make sure I take care of them. Beers. 200 pesos hell I even paid for a chicas at CMP. Sounds like alot but in return no one bothers me. They salute me when I show up. The same for boca chica. Remember all the people that get hurt there fall victim because they disrepect the people. That arrogant mentality will get you killed. I had bad experiences but let it go. Its only money and your not in a familiar atmosphere.
I'll never go back and report to a chica about what I read here so don't worry. I have an absolutely beautiful picture of her. No nude shots. Ultimately I'm done with her. I never do the same girl twice. Just wanted to chime in about her. Tell my story.
Here you go fellas.Beautiful ass on that chica, thanks for posting.
I apologize Frannie, I should given more background / Clarity. First, My offer for the first three drinks was not for me it was for whom ever. I have a 1 drink MAX. I am the type of person that has to be AWARE at all times. Plus, CHEMISTRY is #1 when it comes to choosing a Wife / Girlfriend / puta etc. And being drunk (IMO) takes away from the Natural chemistry you have with said person. (NO CHEMISTRY would be like fucking a DUMMY on a hot plate. _-)
The advice you had for me was great because I had that same plan. Not into sport fucking. NO Need! I'm 42 and in great shape for my age so NO PILLS for me. When I run out of leche. It's a rap.
Thanks again Frannie for your advice.Good.
The only other advice I would have is take your time when choosing a chica. Remember that basically they are in it for the money, and if they enjoy the sex it may be a bonus for them, but it isn't the primary motivator. So it is easy to be disappointed when you get a girl to the bedroom and the sex is ho-hum.
The last night I was in Sosua I really wasn't in the mood for sex at all. I was in a lot of pain with sciatica for which I had injections from the doctor in Sosua, and I could hardly walk. On the other hand it was my last night alone in Sosua, so I went and had a look around, and didn't feel any urge to go with any of the girls, so I went home again. Later on, around 1:00 a. M. I thought what the hell and decided to pick some girl at random, so I got dressed and went (limped) out again to see if I could find a girl. Again I didn't really feel attracted to any of them, however one girl smiled at me and she seemed interestested, so I decided to take her. She was of average height, with bizarre dyed red hair, and wearing a short skirt with patterned fishnet tights. She was a little stockier than I usually go for, but she said she was 20 and had no kids. She was Haitian.
When we got to the room, she went in the bathroom and took a shower, then came out butt naked (she looked pretty decent without clothes) and we sat down on the sofa and talked a bit. She told me that her mother and aunt were killed in the earthquake last year. They were at home cooking in the kitchen when the house came down. She survived and got out with a gash on her head (she showed me the scar of the suture line on her forehead) and her mother and aunt were both killed. I said I had been in Haiti shortly after the earthquake and had taken many photographs which I had on my computer including some of me treating wounds. She asked if she could see them, so I showed her some, although not the most gruesome. We then went in the bedroom and she made love like an angel. She told me I was "lindo", which means "pretty" in Spanish, which is quite a compliment seeing that I am 60 and she 20. Afterwards as she was getting ready to go she said "te quiero" which means "I love you" (steady on there, girl!) and gave me several hugs and kisses. I didn't have the heart to tell her I was leaving the next day. So overall it was a very rewarding experience, and I would be very happy to see her again.
The thing is, you never really know what you are getting into. A chica may not look like much at first glance, but if you get to know her you may find that there is a real person inside the puta exterior.
And I have already forgotten her name, though I will know her if I see her.
Tempoecorto
08-28-11, 04:29
[QUOTE=Frannie;
A chica may not look like much at first glance, but if you get to know her you may find that there is a real person inside the puta exterior.[/QUOTE]Soulful! The holy grail of life and love.
DeepMmpactt
08-28-11, 05:56
How many times do me and Mr. Enternational have to warn you guys about this chica, LOL? She's been crazy since March of '09 (when I met her; the chest tats are new) and I'm going to go out on a limb and guestimate that she will only become crazier as time progresses.
I'm Black and sport a bald head, but I hardly see how that has to do with anything. The chick is straight-up crazy, pure and simple. If you received the royal treatment when you met her then it probably was on a day that she wasn't coked-out or something. Her craziness comes and goes. As you can tell from the pics I banged this chick at two different time periods in one day. I got a glimpse of her psychosis the first round, but she didn't go full-blown psychotic until later that night.
And for the record, I've been to Sosua 5 times, bang at least 7-8 different chicas each trip, and Patricia is the only chica I've ever had a problem with in Sosua. And no, I'm not from NYC, LOL. But I am not going to go as far as advocating a "boycott". Her head-game (slang for "oral skills for the rest of you, LOL) is supreme! She'd be a very cool-ass chica to hang with if she gets some meds. I'm pretty sure she is bi-polar.
I made my post before reading yours. Great minds think alike, LOL!don't worry SavePro yo boy Deepmmpactt and Mandingo Al gunna hunt that crazy puta down,
Like Predator and conquer that puta Patricia, I'm gunna unleash the Chocolate Jack Hammer,
On her crazy ass, I'm gunna spin around and grab my nuts like Michael Jackson while I'm smashing.
Her. If she don't kill my stupid ass. I'm gunna check her feet like Eddie Murphy in Boomerang,
Cause if her toes aint sexy, then my foot fetish gunna be pissed. LOL. And hell yes I'm in good.
Shape, but I pop cialis like. Vitamin see. (LOL) It like getting paid without working 40hrs. Boing.
So the hell with the guys who act like the don't need it. I do. LOL, I want to appologize for.
My horrible sentence structure, I report from a droid phone, so its a ***** reporting to you.
Guys. But honestly, I'm a glutten for punishment, but I got to expierience that crazy puta. LOL.
(I hope I don't regret my foolishness Savepro. LOL) Ill consider myself warned. But my power.
Source is supplied by Coolie High quick witted and sharp tongued, my intelligence or lack.
There of is compliments of Mandingo AL aka the Puta Romeo, so El Caballo Negro gunna.
See if she can ride for 8secs, hopefully she realize I'm a 2 minute man. She will have a 2 Minute.
Break to recuperate from 8 hours of Non stop hell. (LOL) I'm obsessed every since you,
Posted that on you tube Savepro, so yo boy Deepmmpactt will invade Latinos in search of.
This Patricia she's gunna be wrecked. Or my dumb ass. Let the hunt begin!
For some of us getting the rocks off is only half the mission. I enjoy feeling a connection when possible. Ya we all know it is abut the denaro but at the end of the day we are all humans. We all like to be treated with respect. When you make a chica feels less a puta and she treat you less like a john it is a beautiful thing. However I understand sport fucking. It can be a lot like masterbating you get your rocks off and that is about it. I generally try to find a chica that I can fuck and talk to. This is not always easy. The Puta world is incredibly competitive. They get rejected all the time. How many guys do they have prop before they connect. These girls have a lot of heart. So I try to be as pleasant as possible when I deal with them. Many times I get a good response which make the deed way more satisfying. One mans view.
Good.
The only other advice I would have is take your time when choosing a chica. Remember that basically they are in it for the money, and if they enjoy the sex it may be a bonus for them, but it isn't the primary motivator. So it is easy to be disappointed when you get a girl to the bedroom and the sex is ho-hum.
The last night I was in Sosua I really wasn't in the mood for sex at all. I was in a lot of pain with sciatica for which I had injections from the doctor in Sosua, and I could hardly walk. On the other hand it was my last night alone in Sosua, so I went and had a look around, and didn't feel any urge to go with any of the girls, so I went home again. Later on, around 1:00 am I thought what the hell and decided to pick some girl at random, so I got dressed and went (limped) out again to see if I could find a girl. Again I didn't really feel attracted to any of them, however one girl smiled at me and she seemed interestested, so I decided to take her. She was of average height, with bizarre dyed red hair, and wearing a short skirt with patterned fishnet tights. She was a little stockier than I usually go for, but she said she was 20 and had no kids. She was Haitian.
When we got to the room, she went in the bathroom and took a shower, then came out butt naked (she looked pretty decent without clothes) and we sat down on the sofa and talked a bit. She told me that her mother and aunt were killed in the earthquake last year. They were at home cooking in the kitchen when the house came down. She survived and got out with a gash on her head (she showed me the scar of the suture line on her forehead) and her mother and aunt were both killed. I said I had been in Haiti shortly after the earthquake and had taken many photographs which I had on my computer including some of me treating wounds. She asked if she could see them, so I showed her some, although not the most gruesome. We then went in the bedroom and she made love like an angel. She told me I was "lindo", which means "pretty" in Spanish, which is quite a compliment seeing that I am 60 and she 20. Afterwards as she was getting ready to go she said "te quiero" which means "I love you" (steady on there, girl!) and gave me several hugs and kisses. I didn't have the heart to tell her I was leaving the next day. So overall it was a very rewarding experience, and I would be very happy to see her again.
The thing is, you never really know what you are getting into. A chica may not look like much at first glance, but if you get to know her you may find that there is a real person inside the puta exterior.
And I have already forgotten her name, though I will know her if I see her.
For some of us getting the rocks off is only half the mission. I enjoy feeling a connection when possible. Ya we all know it is abut the denaro but at the end of the day we are all humans. We all like to be treated with respect. When you make a chica feels less a puta and she treat you less like a john it is a beautiful thing. However I understand sport fucking. It can be a lot like masterbating you get your rocks off and that is about it. I generally try to find a chica that I can fuck and talk to. This is not always easy. The Puta world is incredibly competitive. They get rejected all the time. How many guys do they have prop before they connect. These girls have a lot of heart. So I try to be as pleasant as possible when I deal with them. Many times I get a good response which make the deed way more satisfying. One mans view.Not one mans view, I said the same thing in a post below. Maybe because Frannie explains in more detail, people understand it better. But the point is that I miss the "Old Sosua", where the girls were about trying to lock in and staying with you until you paid them to leave. They made your vacation about YOU. And like you said, a little respect was all they asked.
As far as Patricia, she is fine. But I don't like aggressive chicas. Plus I don't associate with anybody who I think might be hooked on drugs. Patricia always seemed coked out to me. But my boys say she is a freak in bed. One of my boys has a movie and her moaning almost made me bust a nut. The funny part about it is that some guy from this forum is going to go up to her and say she has a bad reputation. In turn she is going to fuck him correct to try to establish her reputation to something positive. Shit! I would even spice it up and say"not only do people think you are crazy but they say you can't fuck". Somebody soon is going to get fucked good very soon by Patricia.
Now I know how Hugh Hefner in his prime feels like. Problem is I'm soo got damn satisfied that I don't need any more ladies. Fuck if somebody shot me right now I wouldn't care. Dear God: Thank you! The new girl sense that she wasn't going to get a piece of the action went back inside and got her grub on with the other ladies. I'm trying to focus the mind, body and soul in cumin again but it's not happening.Spectacular.
One day I have to follow in your foot steps.
Great posts.
SavePros321
08-28-11, 09:33
I'm obsessed every since you,
Posted that on you tube Savepro, so yo boy Deepmmpactt will invade Latinos in search of.
This Patricia she's gunna be wrecked. Or my dumb ass. Let the hunt begin!I'm not the one to credit for posting her video on YouTube. To be honest I don't know where it came from. I met her in March '09 when she was a few pounds lighter (compare the pics I posted to the weight on her in the YouTube video) and I did not do anything with her since then. Plus my video camera never leaves my hotel room.
ATTENTION MR. GOGO: Did I not just talk with you about this yesterday (LOL)? There's no need for a boycott (as Navdude suggested) ; Patricia will still continue to make loot because no matter how many times we warn people about her, guys are still going to try her out just to say "let me see for myself", LOL. In fact, the more warnings there are about her the more popular she becomes!
ATTENTION MR. ENTERNATIONAL:
I'm going down next week and I got to find her...And she should know by now that I'm only going to give her 1,000 pesos.
Homegirl's star is rising fast. You're going to need to tack on a couple thousand more pesos bruh. By the time you get there she'll be wiping her ass with 1000 pesos and if that is all you plan on handing her (1000RD) you just might get stabbed and thrown in jail for complaining to the police about the stabbing! :D
DeepMmpactt
08-28-11, 20:35
I was wondering, if anyone has expierienced Patricia recently, and what was her asking.
Price? I want to say thanks to Save Pro 321. For his advanced warning, but I want to.
Ahem. Save. This. Pro chica. Patricia on the count of 3. (LOL). Mandingo Al says.
Whats up Savepro. And I thank you, Coolie High and all you veterans for your.
Timely advice, but after I locate this Patricia ill have on a white sequinned glove,
Matching sequinned condom with diamonds, and white socks and black shoes.
On, and black matching hat (in memory of Michael Jackson) Ill start off pounding,
Her crazy ass, then when she screams aye papi. Mi leche. I'm going to yell like.
Michael Jackson for her to Beat it. And I'm going to escape. Off the Wall like a.
Smooth Criminal, she will witness this Thriller ask her friend Billie Jean if she.
Be Wanting to be starting something. I told her You are not Alone, and if the.
Head games is legit. Ill be there.
Coolie High
08-29-11, 04:49
Spectacular.
One day I have to follow in your foot steps.
Great posts.Hey Jao thanks for reading. Don't know if you notice but I posted Day 6 trip report below. But because of the delay in posting and everybody posting at one time I doubt I if anybody saw my report.
Scroll back down and read my thread about patricia. It will give some insight on her now. In my case anyway.
Hillbilly69
08-30-11, 10:39
Last week the manager of the Latino bar / nightclub had the dark glass wall removed again from the street site of his bar. This allows people passing by to have look inside and the people at the bar can watch the street again and see what's happening outside. For some time now you can see that the tourist police (Politur) act more restraint than before.
In late June, a committee under the Ministry of Tourism of Santo Domingo and the Ministry of Health (Salud Público) visited Sosúa. During the inspection tour, the committee members were overwhelmed with complaints from the bar and restaurant owners. Moreover, the committee itself could also see that many bars and restaurants were closed and there was little clientele for those still in business. They decided to suspend their tour of inspection and to go in consultation with Mayor Ilana Neumann and the commander of the Politur. It is certainly true, they were very shocked by the impoverishment of Sosúa. After this Politur acted more restraint than before. Now that the Latino bar is restored again to its former glory we have another example of this more tolerant policy.
Hillbilly69
08-30-11, 10:42
thursday morning august 25, sosúa welcomed the new commander of the national police for the district, colonel raymundo de la rosa ogando. in welcoming the commander, representatives of the tourist police, traffic police, air force and the municipal government were present. the colonel is known for his tough approach to crime in different cities of the country. the colonel is lovingly described by his subordinates as 'the man with the cigar', strict but very fair. in his speech, the new commander emphasized that he will be tough on drug-related crime. he called on the gang members to reflect on and improve their lives by finding a paid job and attending a vocational training.
raymundo de la rosa ogando.
the newly appointed commander of the police will replace the departing commander of the national police colonel escolástico díaz.
video: www.youtube.com
DeepMmpactt
08-30-11, 20:34
i feel bad for her. i've heard so many horror stories about her from you guys and the dominicans on the strip. i was just in sosua and i saw her in latinos. now on my prior trip i banged her and promised to be with her and all that. she took it to the heart and wanted me to go to santiago with her. trying to get me to pack my bags one morning and hop caribe tour. she tried to convince me to give her a baby "no thank you, condom please". she stayed with me 2 days straight and abandon latinos. i didn't pay for most of it. i brought her some pizza and beer "even though she don't really drink". ultimately i just wanted a girl friend experience. when i left i didn't tell her. so this trip i was there just walking around site seeing. sosua for me is more about the place then the women. she was dressed like a soccer mom. baggy sweats, hair done in some terrible braids, and non flattering sandles. she was upset with me. she trailed me the entire time i walked around sosua looking at the buildings and landscape. she asked why didn't i tell her i was leaving. she said she was packed up and was going back to santiago. i was actually not interested and very cold towards her. i told her i was in santo domingo and she wanted to come. she just wanted to lay beside me. i said i wasnt horny and she said she didn't want to have sex. i rubbed her butt and she got upset. i left her at latinos as i headed to my taxi. i feel bad because she just a lost girl. i don't usually sympathize but i felt bad when i rode off. i have 50 missed calls on my domincan phone from her. i never got any problems out of her. actually i couldn't pay her to leave. no disrepect, no arguments and didn't really ask for money. i don't remember the sex. i usually screw non stop and don't remember any of my experiences. just an endless cycle of condoms and showers. the guys at new garden are amazed by me. a fellow monger told me don't burn out. i did. patricia is already being boycotting. everyone hates her. only newbies pick her up. she stands in latinos all night alone.
i have a great relationship with the guys on the strip. all the domincans that speak english know me and hang with me. they keep me posted on whats happening. i also make sure i take care of them. beers. 200 pesos hell i even paid for a chicas at cmp. sounds like alot but in return no one bothers me. they salute me when i show up. the same for boca chica. remember all the people that get hurt there fall victim because they disrepect the people. that arrogant mentality will get you killed. i had bad experiences but let it go. its only money and your not in a familiar atmosphere.
i'll never go back and report to a chica about what i read here so don't worry. i have an absolutely beautiful picture of her. no nude shots. ultimately i'm done with her. i never do the same girl twice. just wanted to chime in about her. tell my story.wow! i'm speechless that was a great heartfelt, keeping it real.
kind of story jfregedie, i appreciate the encounter you had with her, i guess i might need to.
push control, alt, delete, on patricia, and ill just moonwalk my ass down the clisante. lol. but.
damn, that picture of her in that dress, kinda giving me second thoughts. lol! ill be there.
the first of november, to access the infamous patricia, and i promise a detailed report,
on all my highlights, lowlights and no lights at all. and ill try and include pictures also,
of all my conquests, no matter who the chica is, respect and love gets you along way, plus.
a thousand or more pesos, and its a deal.
Master Yoda
08-31-11, 02:35
The way I see it is if this chick is such a maniac and to be avoided at least we can enjoy some pics of her naked or getting fucked. She is still a hot looking chica regardless of how stupid she is. If there is any more pics of her or vids I would love to seem them.
Not sure which is the right forum for this post. I have a free ticket from an airline that only flies to Punta Cana. I have booked a week trip to Punta Cana end of September and am renting a car and driving to Boca Chica to spend a couple of nights (maybe pass through La Romana to check out the famous bar there) and then to Sousa for next 4 nights before returning to Punta Cana. My questions are
1. How are the driving conditions? I know I should stick to driving during the day, how many extra hours to pad, what to watch out for etc? My driving experiences in DR is from Santiago to Sosua (on mountain road and the other highway on the way back) and from Santo Doming to Boca Chica and back. Google maps says Sosua to STI is 2 hrs but both ways it took me an hour or more longer both ways (I am a cautious driver in other words slow. LOL)
2. Does any GPS work for all areas of the DR? I have used ola gps for Santo Domingo and it worked ok and I payed like 12$/day. It adds up for 7 days, so I was wondering if I can get reasonably priced maps to load on a Garmin device for all of DR, and which Garmin device would be ideal (not too expensive). I am also researching DR1 forums, but with experts like JAO I hope for better advice here. The Ola gps last time almost took me to Casa Australia except it screwed up in the last turn which wasn't really too bad since I parked and asked around and it ended up being not too far away.
Mr Enternational
08-31-11, 04:39
Last week the manager of the Latino bar / nightclub had the dark glass wall removed again from the street site of his bar. This allows people passing by to have look inside and the people at the bar can watch the street again and see what's happening outside. For some time now you can see that the tourist police (Politur) act more restraint than before.I was just across the street eating with some non-pros that I met at the beach today. Yes the glass is gone but the wall that I guess was behind the glass looks old as hell. They need to paint it or something. Also, there are sliding glass doors now where the club separates from the bar. In addition, there is a sign outside that says Gran Valero Bar & Discoteca. Is it the new name of the place?
And as you said, it doesn't seem like the police are fucking with anybody. There were even some guys backing up the one-way in front of Latino's and they just told them not to do it again. A buddy of mine got a ticket in that same spot before right after they changed it to a one-way.
By the way, someone please come get this waterless barrel of dead fish. I can't get to the pros for all the non-pros.
But it looks like now I am free to go find Patricia!
The way I see it is if this chick is such a maniac and to be avoided at least we can enjoy some pics of her naked or getting fucked. She is still a hot looking chica regardless of how stupid she is. If there is any more pics of her or vids I would love to seem them.For future reference please don't come over here with that silly shit. I checked your history to try to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I can sum your history up with one word"Boring". I didn't even get to your second page before your silly ways made me give up. We try to make sense here most of the time. Don't contribute to the foolishness.
This GPS website with maps has gotten a good review from another ISG member: "Dominican Republic GPS Map for Garmin Devices, This GPS map will give U-turn by turn directions to your destination using a POI (point of interest) , city point and / or latitude and longitude with the ability to preplan driving destinations before getting into your car. The easy to follow instructions allow you to download and install the map into Garmin Mapsource desktop software and transfer it to your Garmin GPS in minutes. Compatible with ALL Garmin GPS units. This is the most comprehensive GPS map available at such an affordable price!" $49US for a digital download. http://www.gpstravelmaps.com/dominican_republic.php?gclid=CLTj8sy77aUCFaVx5Qod4nXGow
Nokia has free maps of the Dom Rep, but I don't think I would only want to a have cell phone based GPS. Probably best to stick with a Garmin device.
The main roads in punta cana should be good, I have not been there in years, lots of new development there, I would imagine the roads are nicely paved. The drive from punta cana to Higuey, I have not done.
Higuey is the closest big city to punta cana, going west. I don't think you can head north from punta cana and drive along the north coast to sosua. Seems to me, from punta cana to Sosua, you would have to drive west to Higuey. Punta Cana to Higuey, I have been told is about 40 minutes.
Higuey is a fun town, with at least one large open air puta bar, with rooms. The Basilica (large modern church) is nice, reminded me of a building you could possibly see in a movie like Blade Runner. Some attractive chicas in Higuey. From Higuey, I have driven west to Santo Domingo.
From Higuey (heading to Sosua) , you will drive in the direction of la romana, the road is a two lane country type road (one lane each for moving traffic). Some Dominicans do some crazy passing on that road. The asphalt is in good shape, scenic drive, you will drive past fields with cattle. General advice, if you have not driven on a road before, best not to drive that road at night, in the DR.
On the way to La Romana from Higuey, you will see signs for boca de yuma and bayahibe. Bayahibe is a nice town with about 5 all inclusive hotels. Higuey to La Romana, on a nice sunny day, less than an hour driving. Once in La Romana you can visit Klimax, (last time I drove past it, it was no longer called Scores). The two times I visited that place there were some fine chicas there, some from santiago. Casa de Campo is an expensive gated community in La Romana with some homes that sell for more than $10US million.
After La Romana, you will continue heading west, towards san pedro de marcoris. Good road, some places it is a 4 lane highway, with a new bridge and some continuing new construction on the highway. La Romana to San Pedro de Marcoris, about 40 minutes. From San Pedro de Marcoris, you will continue west, heading towards juan dolio, boca chica and santo domingo. To go to Sosua, you don't have to drive into santo domingo city. You can pick up the new samana highway before entering the main tourist part of santo domingo. The new samana highway will take you to the north coast, where you will turn left and drive west along the north shore, until you reach sosua. (a video showing the new samana highway, the guy is driving towards santo domingo, you will be driving the opposite direction to get to Sosua; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qSS_YXzhg)
Have plenty of 100 peso bills for the drive. Always good to have loose change in the car, kids usually come and clean the windshield at traffic lights. Buy some windex and paper towels in a supermarket in DR, or bring windex wipes to clean the inside glass, outside glass, mirrors, wiper blades. Cars get dirty quick in DR.
This site lists about every hotel in DR: http://www.hotel-dominican-republic.net/
You can search that site for hotels in specific cities or towns. You may want to browse through the listings for Higuey and La Romana. You never know, when your car journey may get delayed (maybe you meet some chica and you want to spend more time in a particular town or city; car breaks down; heavy rain that you don't want to drive through, etc). Can be good to know about inexpensive hotels in different towns throughout your journey. Hotel Don Carlos was around $50US per night, decent hotel in Higuey. There are a few decent looking hotels in La Romana for under $100US. In San Pedro de Marcoris, next door to the Jumbo Store there is a decent hotel. In Juan Dolio, Caribe Paraiso is good for the money (under $100US).
Chevrolet Aveo rental car, I don't like. I usually always get the glass / tire insurance with Alamo (my last trip I got two flat tires the same day, neither tire was repairable, with the insurance, alamo came and gave me new tires, without insurance I would have had to pay for two new tires, glass / tire insurance with Alamo is about $4US per day).
A good pair of sun glasses with polarized lenses, can help improve visibility while driving by cutting down on glare, I like the sunglasses made by Native; http://www.sierratradingpost.com/native-eyewear-attack-sunglasses-polarized~p~3331v/?filterString=search~mative-%2F
Not sure which is the right forum for this post. I have a free ticket from an airline that only flies to Punta Cana. I have booked a week trip to Punta Cana end of September and am renting a car and driving to Boca Chica to spend a couple of nights (maybe pass through La Romana to check out the famous bar there) and then to Sousa for next 4 nights before returning to Punta Cana. My questions are
1. How are the driving conditions? I know I should stick to driving during the day, how many extra hours to pad, what to watch out for etc? My driving experiences in DR is from Santiago to Sosua (on mountain road and the other highway on the way back) and from Santo Doming to Boca Chica and back. Google maps says Sosua to STI is 2 hrs but both ways it took me an hour or more longer both ways (I am a cautious driver in other words slow. LOL)
2. Does any GPS work for all areas of the DR? I have used ola gps for Santo Domingo and it worked ok and I payed like 12$/day. It adds up for 7 days, so I was wondering if I can get reasonably priced maps to load on a Garmin device for all of DR, and which Garmin device would be ideal (not too expensive). I am also researching DR1 forums, but with experts like JAO I hope for better advice here. The Ola gps last time almost took me to Casa Australia except it screwed up in the last turn which wasn't really too bad since I parked and asked around and it ended up being not too far away.
Trip Report Day 6: Seis Mil Pesos.
The girls start to pickup toys for the young ones but there being picky about the toys.
CH: What's wrong?
Bubbly: toys muy expensivo.
CH: I don't care. Get the toys for them.It appears that your heart is as big or bigger than your appetite for the Chicas.
I applaud your kindness and generosity.
Always invaluable information from Jao and ISG. That was the mapsite I was looking at, let me try it and see how it works. Guess I'll add Higuey as a stop before La Romana. Its also great to know Sosua is getting back to more like the old days.
This GPS website with maps has gotten a good review from another ISG member: "Dominican Republic GPS Map for Garmin Devices, This GPS map will give U-turn by turn directions to your destination using a POI (point of interest) , city point and / or latitude and longitude with the ability to preplan driving destinations before getting into your car. The easy to follow instructions allow you to download and install the map into Garmin Mapsource desktop software and transfer it to your Garmin GPS in minutes. Compatible with ALL Garmin GPS units. This is the most comprehensive GPS map available at such an affordable price!" $49US for a digital download.
http://www.gpstravelmaps.com/dominican_republic.php?gclid=CLTj8sy77aUCFaVx5Qod4nXGow
Nokia has free maps of the Dom Rep, but I don't think I would only want to a have cell phone based GPS. Probably best to stick with a Garmin device.
The main roads in punta cana should be good, I have not been there in years, lots of new development there, I would imagine the roads are nicely paved. The drive from punta cana to Higuey, I have not done.
Higuey is the closest big city to punta cana, going west. I don't think you can head north from punta cana and drive along the north coast to sosua. Seems to me, from punta cana to Sosua, you would have to drive west to Higuey. Punta Cana to Higuey, I have been told is about 40 minutes.
Higuey is a fun town, with at least one large open air puta bar, with rooms. The Basilica (large modern church) is nice, reminded me of building you could possibly see in a movie like Blade Runner. Some attractive chicas in Higuey. From Higuey, I have driven west to Santo Domingo.
From Higuey (heading to Sosua) , you will drive in the direction of la romana, the road is a two lane country type road (one lane each for moving traffic). Some Dominicans do some crazy passing on that road. The asphalt is in good shape, scenic drive, you will drive past fields with cattle. General advice, if you have not driven on a road before, best not to drive that road at night, in the DR.
On the way to La Romana from Higuey, you will see signs for boca de yuma and bayahibe. Bayahibe is a nice town with about 5 all inclusive hotels. Higuey to La Romana, on a nice sunny day, less than an hour driving. Once in La Romana you can visit Klimax, (last time I drove past it, it was no longer called Scores). The two times I visited that place there were some fine chicas there, some from santiago. Casa de Campo is an expensive gated community in La Romana with some homes that sell for more than $10US million.
After La Romana, you will continue heading west, towards san pedro de marcoris. Good road, some places it is a 4 lane highway, with a new bridge and some continuing new construction on the highway. La Romana to San Pedro de Marcoris, about 40 minutes. From San Pedro de Marcoris, you will continue west, heading towards juan dolio, boca chica and santo domingo. To go to Sosua, you don't have to drive into santo domingo city. You can pick up the new samana highway before entering the main tourist part of santo domingo. The new samana highway will take you to the north coast, where you will turn left and drive west along the north shore, until you reach sosua. (a video showing the new samana highway, the guy is driving towards santo domingo, you will be driving the opposite direction to get to Sosua;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qSS_YXzh
)
Have plenty of 100 peso bills for the drive. Always good to have loose change in the car, kids usually come and clean the windshield at traffic lights. Buy some windex and paper towels in a supermarket in DR, or bring windex wipes to clean the inside glass, outside glass, mirrors, wiper blades. Cars get dirty quick in DR.
This site lists about every hotel in DR:
http://www.hotel-dominican-republic.net/
You can search that site for hotels in specific cities or towns. You may want to browse through the listings for Higuey and La Romana. You never know, when your car journey may get delayed (maybe you meet some chica and you want to spend more time in a particular town or city; car breaks down; heavy rain that you don't want to drive through, etc). Can be good to know about inexpensive hotels in different towns throughout your journey. Hotel Don Carlos was around $50US per night, decent hotel in Higuey. There are a few decent looking hotels in La Romana for under $100US. In San Pedro de Marcoris, next door to the Jumbo Store there is a decent hotel. In Juan Dolio, Caribe Paraiso is good for the money (under $100US).
Chevrolet Aveo rental car, I don't like. I usually always get the glass / tire insurance with Alamo (my last trip I got two flat tires the same day, neither tire was repairable, with the insurance, alamo came and gave me new tires, without insurance I would have had to pay for two new tires, glass / tire insurance with Alamo is about $4US per day).
A good pair of sun glasses with polarized lenses, can help improve visibility while driving by cutting down on glare, I like the sunglasses made by Native;
http://www.sierratradingpost.com/native-eyewear-attack-sunglasses-polarized
P 3331v? FilterString=Native be 14082%2F.
Hillbilly69
08-31-11, 10:44
I was just across the street eating with some non-pros that I met at the beach today. Yes the glass is gone but the wall that I guess was behind the glass looks old as hell. They need to paint it or something. Also, there are sliding glass doors now where the club separates from the bar. In addition, there is a sign outside that says Gran Valero Bar & Discoteca. Is it the new name of the place?
And as you said, it doesn't seem like the police are fucking with anybody. There were even some guys backing up the one-way in front of Latino's and they just told them not to do it again. A buddy of mine got a ticket in that same spot before right after they changed it to a one-way.
By the way, someone please come get this waterless barrel of dead fish. I can't get to the pros for all the non-pros.
But it looks like now I am free to go find Patricia!It is actually big news the new police commander and such. It seems the mayor is losing the battle of driving the working girls out of Sosua, back to old times and 200 girls each night.
It is actually big news the new police commander and such. It seems the mayor is losing the battle of driving the working girls out of Sosua, back to old times and 200 girls each night.Sorry to object here Sir. It is possible that the change in Officers was because the outgoing Commander got to relaxed (paid off). Until we see groups of girls freely walking around during the day then we will know the "Old Sosua" is back. Lets go over it.
Seacrets closed. Four Roses and Domino bar empty day and night. Latinos empty till the disco behind the bar opens after midnight (mostly Dominican). La Roca closed. The beach empty. NewGardens is empty early in the week. La Passions holding steady. CMP a ripoff. Rumba and El Flow are hit and miss. Lous Shark closed.
Everything is feeding off the weekend Classicos crowd. Shut down Classicos and poof, there goes Sosua. Sosua has been reduced to a weekend party. Sosua still has adventure but the limited GFE will reduce it to girls coming for the quick weekend bucks.
Only the hardcore girls are operating there now. And the newbreed of ex Brazil guys are just as hardcore. Actually I found earlier in the week to be better than the weekend. The girls were more flexible because there were less dudes. They (the girls) have come to look at earlier in the week as bonus money till they wait on the free spending weekend crowd that only wants to fuck for an hour. But as I said before its a setup. One big fight in Classicos or one major event and the crackdown will have justifacation to shut it down. Sosua is all about Classicos currently, will Classicos last?
SavePros321
08-31-11, 15:49
I was just across the street eating with some non-pros that I met at the beach today.Misnomer? :D
Have fun. Bang hard. Take pics.
Misnomer? .
Have fun. Bang hard. Take pics.I had a great time in the local bars in Higuey it was worth the stop.
This GPS website with maps has gotten a good review from another ISG member: "Dominican Republic GPS Map for Garmin Devices, This GPS map will give U-turn by turn directions to your destination using a POI (point of interest) , city point and / or latitude and longitude with the ability to preplan driving destinations before getting into your car. The easy to follow instructions allow you to download and install the map into Garmin Mapsource desktop software and transfer it to your Garmin GPS in minutes. Compatible with ALL Garmin GPS units. This is the most comprehensive GPS map available at such an affordable price!" $49US for a digital download.
http://www.gpstravelmaps.com/dominican_republic.php?gclid=CLTj8sy77aUCFaVx5Qod4nXGow
Nokia has free maps of the Dom Rep, but I don't think I would only want to a have cell phone based GPS. Probably best to stick with a Garmin device.
The main roads in punta cana should be good, I have not been there in years, lots of new development there, I would imagine the roads are nicely paved. The drive from punta cana to Higuey, I have not done.
Higuey is the closest big city to punta cana, going west. I don't think you can head north from punta cana and drive along the north coast to sosua. Seems to me, from punta cana to Sosua, you would have to drive west to Higuey. Punta Cana to Higuey, I have been told is about 40 minutes.
Higuey is a fun town, with at least one large open air puta bar, with rooms. The Basilica (large modern church) is nice, reminded me of a building you could possibly see in a movie like Blade Runner. Some attractive chicas in Higuey. From Higuey, I have driven west to Santo Domingo.
From Higuey (heading to Sosua) , you will drive in the direction of la romana, the road is a two lane country type road (one lane each for moving traffic). Some Dominicans do some crazy passing on that road. The asphalt is in good shape, scenic drive, you will drive past fields with cattle. General advice, if you have not driven on a road before, best not to drive that road at night, in the DR.
On the way to La Romana from Higuey, you will see signs for boca de yuma and bayahibe. Bayahibe is a nice town with about 5 all inclusive hotels. Higuey to La Romana, on a nice sunny day, less than an hour driving. Once in La Romana you can visit Klimax, (last time I drove past it, it was no longer called Scores). The two times I visited that place there were some fine chicas there, some from santiago. Casa de Campo is an expensive gated community in La Romana with some homes that sell for more than $10US million.
After La Romana, you will continue heading west, towards san pedro de marcoris. Good road, some places it is a 4 lane highway, with a new bridge and some continuing new construction on the highway. La Romana to San Pedro de Marcoris, about 40 minutes. From San Pedro de Marcoris, you will continue west, heading towards juan dolio, boca chica and santo domingo. To go to Sosua, you don't have to drive into santo domingo city. You can pick up the new samana highway before entering the main tourist part of santo domingo. The new samana highway will take you to the north coast, where you will turn left and drive west along the north shore, until you reach sosua. (a video showing the new samana highway, the guy is driving towards santo domingo, you will be driving the opposite direction to get to Sosua;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3qSS_YXzhg
)
Have plenty of 100 peso bills for the drive. Always good to have loose change in the car, kids usually come and clean the windshield at traffic lights. Buy some windex and paper towels in a supermarket in DR, or bring windex wipes to clean the inside glass, outside glass, mirrors, wiper blades. Cars get dirty quick in DR.
This site lists about every hotel in DR:
http://www.hotel-dominican-republic.net/
You can search that site for hotels in specific cities or towns. You may want to browse through the listings for Higuey and La Romana. You never know, when your car journey may get delayed (maybe you meet some chica and you want to spend more time in a particular town or city; car breaks down; heavy rain that you don't want to drive through, etc). Can be good to know about inexpensive hotels in different towns throughout your journey. Hotel Don Carlos was around $50US per night, decent hotel in Higuey. There are a few decent looking hotels in La Romana for under $100US. In San Pedro de Marcoris, next door to the Jumbo Store there is a decent hotel. In Juan Dolio, Caribe Paraiso is good for the money (under $100US).
Chevrolet Aveo rental car, I don't like. I usually always get the glass / tire insurance with Alamo (my last trip I got two flat tires the same day, neither tire was repairable, with the insurance, alamo came and gave me new tires, without insurance I would have had to pay for two new tires, glass / tire insurance with Alamo is about $4US per day).
A good pair of sun glasses with polarized lenses, can help improve visibility while driving by cutting down on glare, I like the sunglasses made by Native;
http://www.sierratradingpost.com/native-eyewear-attack-sunglasses-polarized~p~3331v/?filterString=search~mative-%2FThanks for the report. I haven't been to Higuey in 4 years, you made me homesick. Please keep up the good work.
Charles Pooter
08-31-11, 17:37
Have plenty of 100 peso bills for the drive. Always good to have loose change in the carYou can tell this was written by a rich American. 100 peso bills are loose change? I give one to my girlfriend to feed the three of us for a day!
Seriously, great post Jaosousa. You certainly went the extra mile to help that guy.
How can we persuade Mr Jackson to restore paragraph breaks? Long posts are so hard to read since he "upgraded" (=downgraded) the software.
Whoever said dominican cupid was a great place to meet hot women was on the money. I've meet some very hot chicas ranging from Santiago to santo domingo. It helps if your half way good looking and of a decent age LOL. But I highly recommend for guys who don't want to search or want to know the girls first.
Master Yoda
08-31-11, 18:40
For future reference please don't come over here with that silly shit. I checked your history to try to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I can sum your history up with one word"Boring". I didn't even get to your second page before your silly ways made me give up. We try to make sense here most of the time. Don't contribute to the foolishness.Why not check my profile again before coming out with such moronic comments. I contribute mostly to the African forum. Anyway for more important news.
Last week the manager of the Latino bar / nightclub had the dark glass wall removed again from the street site of his bar. This allows people passing by to have look inside and the people at the bar can watch the street again and see what's happening outside. For some time now you can see that the tourist police (Politur) act more restraint than before.
Only the hardcore girls are operating there now. And the new breed of ex Brazil guys are just as hardcore.That's what several girls were complaining of. Brazil nuts.
Actually I found earlier in the week to be better than the weekend. The girls were more flexible because there were less dudes.Agree with this too.
Hillbilly69
08-31-11, 19:28
Sorry to object here Sir. It is possible that the change in Officers was because the outgoing Commander got to relaxed (paid off). Until we see groups of girls freely walking around during the day then we will know the "Old Sosua" is back. Lets go over it.
Seacrets closed. Four Roses and Domino bar empty day and night. Latinos empty till the disco behind the bar opens after midnight (mostly Dominican). La Roca closed. The beach empty. NewGardens is empty early in the week. La Passions holding steady. CMP a ripoff. Rumba and El Flow are hit and miss. Lous Shark closed.
Everything is feeding off the weekend Classicos crowd. Shut down Classicos and poof, there goes Sosua. Sosua has been reduced to a weekend party. Sosua still has adventure but the limited GFE will reduce it to girls coming for the quick weekend bucks.
Only the hardcore girls are operating there now. And the newbreed of ex Brazil guys are just as hardcore. Actually I found earlier in the week to be better than the weekend. The girls were more flexible because there were less dudes. They (the girls) have come to look at earlier in the week as bonus money till they wait on the free spending weekend crowd that only wants to fuck for an hour. But as I said before its a setup. One big fight in Classicos or one major event and the crackdown will have justifacation to shut it down. Sosua is all about Classicos currently, will Classicos last?Respectfully Mr. Gogo your lost GFE didn't make Latino's close in the front, the mayor did, the cleanup of Sosua the mayor and Politur are responsible. The closed door meeting with the head of tourism, no it wasn't the ex-Brazil guys it was the mayor and it wasn't pleasant. A couple weeks ago the mayor had meeting with Sosua buisness owners, no they weren't happy either. Now new Police cheif and Latino's is back the way it was this week. It is big news new Politur and Latino's front getting taken down cause it shows the mayor losing her power in last couple weeks. Now the Mayor hides more than the putas because noone likes her. As far as the Police cheif getting paid off please list someone who isn't on the take in the DR I would like to know who it is. LOL
You can tell this was written by a rich American. 100 peso bills are loose change? I give one to my girlfriend to feed the three of us for a day!
Seriously, great post Jaosousa. You certainly went the extra mile to help that guy.
How can we persuade Mr Jackson to restore paragraph breaks? Long posts are so hard to read since he "upgraded" (=downgraded) the software.100 peso bills are usually easier to come by, than 50 peso bills. The new Samana highway has at 3 least tolls (peaje). I have read on some toll booths in the DR, that the maximum denomination bill they will take is 100 pesos (I doubt it is very strictly enforced, but if you can avoid any headaches at the toll plaza, the better). If a guy driving a 5 hour or more trip, if he can stop quickly and buy a soda or snack and pay with a 100 peso bill (you know how it is, to pay with larger bills and sometimes you have to wait a while for change, with luggage and valuables sitting in the car).
If I thought 50 peso bills could be easily obtained, I would have suggested having a bunch of 50 peso bills. 100 pesos you can give to a motoconcho guy if you get lost driving and the motorcycle guy shows you the way (driving behind him, especially if a tourist's Spanish is not great and he doesn't understand spoken direction; doble=dub blay=turn; zamaforo=traffic light; direcha=right; izquierda=left; direcho=straight; cerca=close; lejo= lay ho = far; Direccion por Sosua? Porfavor. I have paid motoconcho guys to show me the way, while I drive behind them.
Flat tires or other car problems, you can be pay to have repaired using 100 peso bills.
I'll try to visit Puerto Plata in September.
Respectfully Mr. Gogo your lost GFE didn't make Latino's close in the front, the mayor did, the cleanup of Sosua the mayor and Politur are responsible. The closed door meeting with the head of tourism, no it wasn't the ex-Brazil guys it was the mayor and it wasn't pleasant. A couple weeks ago the mayor had meeting with Sosua buisness owners, no they weren't happy either. Now new Police cheif and Latino's is back the way it was this week. It is big news new Politur and Latino's front getting taken down cause it shows the mayor losing her power in last couple weeks. Now the Mayor hides more than the putas because noone likes her. As far as the Police cheif getting paid off please list someone who isn't on the take in the DR I would like to know who it is. LOLMy prediction: In the. Next two months Classicos will be shut down as we now know it. Police will start a new crack down. And a major crime will happen. All this before Thanksgiving. Or as you say 200 girls running around happy and tricking. If I'm wrong in a couple months I will admit guilt here. As always respectfully yours.
Coolie High
09-01-11, 01:49
Trip Day Report 7: Make the Call = Drunk Santa
Woke up around 12 and everyone got dress and ready to go.
Junior: Boss where we heading too.
CH: Take me to the medical center. Me and the girls are going to put our cards on the table and get tested.
Now I know what some of yaw are thinking.
FORUM MEMBERS: Is Coolie High CRAZY.
CH: You muthafucking right!
Hell other then anal and girls playing with each other we've already did every freak nasty shit you can think of so fuck it why not get tested. As we were driving to the medical center I wanted to see if any of the girls would back out but sure enough these girls are down.
CH: Well our be damn. These broads got more balls then alot of dudes I know.
Junior: Boss don't take this wrong but your nutz LOL.
Fuck it! Where here. We goes in and the process is very simple. Takes no more then 30mins. There testing for HIV and I believe gonerrhea and chlamydia. The test cost 800pesos (21. 19usd) per person. So I wounded up paying 2400peso for the 3 of us.
It's a blood test which means they got to use a huge ass needle to take your blood and ol Coolie was up first. Had to lead by example and show no fear. BOOM I'm done. Starr goes next. BOOM she's done. And then Bubbly starts crying.
Bubbly: I'm scared of needles!
CH: mi Amor it's not that bad. Ima hold your hand. Matter of fact just look away while he's taking your blood.
Although Bubbly kept crying she stayed strong and just like that we were all done. Test results would be available in a few hours. Cool.
CH: Hey I'm curious, who owns the Medical Center.
Junior: Armondo.
CH: Got damn the same cat that owns Classicos?
Junior: Yep! That's the one.
CH: This muthafucker owns everything LOL.
Moving on it was time to me up with my man TomJackin. He's been putting in work in the Tijuana and and Pattaya section on ISG for years and it was time we meet. He was staying at the newgarden so my entourage and I met up with him downstairs for some drinks. Where telling mongers stories and I tellem what me and the ladies did for breakfast.
Tijuana: your fucking nutz LOL! So what happens if someone turns up positive.
CH: Well I guess that means where all fucked LOL.
Truth often comes in jest gents. So after a few more rounds of drinks me and TomJackin get a little hungry. He tells me of an a Italion restaurant right across the street from TerraLinda. Cool I'm down. We place our order and I decided that me and TomJackin should celebrate the good life with a shot. Not a good idea.
Tijuana: WTF? This is not vodka. This is Sambuca.
CH: Fuck it.
CH & Tijuana: SALUTE!
2nd shot. 3rd shot. 4shot. Hell Bubbly wanted to be down so she got a shot. She was done after that.
CH: want to another shot.
Tijuana: MAKE THE CALL.
And just like that another shot of Sambuca was brought to us.
Tijuana: U ready for another one.
CH: MAKE THE CALL.
Where eating good food and taking shots after shots celebrating life as if the world was ours. And it was.
CH: Ok how about one more.
Tijuana: MAKE THE CALL.
My dumb ass decides to tell the waitress to fill the WHOLE shot glass-up with sambuca. It was three shots in one glass.
CH&Tijuana: SALUTE!
The shot got me off my seat and into the street.
CH: GOT DAMN I felt that. WTF is wrong with us.
Tijuana: Yeah I felt that one as well LOL.
Afterwards TomJackin decides to shut it down a few ticks. He's stumbling to his hotel and I'm stumbling to my car. That's what I get for trying to out drink a sailor.
CH: FUCK ME! I forgot we got to take these toys to the kids.
Junior: Yeah the boxes are still in the back of the trunk.
CH: FUCK IT! Lets do this.
I guess the kids are going to be calling me Drunk Santa. We drive to the medical center first to get our results.
CH: You see that! NEGATIVE. Now come and do the Kid&Play dance move with me.
Starr&Bubbly: QUE?
CH:Nada mi amors. Te querio.
Everyone's test results was good which mean we can carry-on with all the freak nasty shit. Ooh I got plans for tonight. That's if I'm not still passed out.
We finally get to Starr and Bubbly barrio. The kids start forming around the back of truck. I had Junior pass out the toys while I chill in the cut. The kids are happy and I'm holding back tears. This is what it's all about gents. Giving back to the place that's given much to you.
Afterwards there were still some kids that didn't get a toy.
CH: Junior tally up how many kids that didn't get a toy and we'll go and get some more.
Junior: I'm on it
5mins later.
Junior: 20 more kids.
CH: k cool!
Junior: Boss I got to warn you no matter what it'll never be enough. Your going to have kids from other barrios come when next time you bring more toys.
CH: We do what we can! VAMANOS.
We all load up and drive back to the walmart in Puerto plata. I'm REALLY feeling that sambuca right about now. We get to the place and I tell Junior and the ladies to pick the toys out and come get me when it's time to pay the bill. I needed a quick nap.
I'm snoring in the suv with the AC on blast.
Starr: Mi Amor wakeup! La cuenta.
CH: Ok ok! Uno momento
I'm stumbling out the car like a drunken wineo. Damn you TomJackin and that fucking sambuca. U got me off my Coolie high. Now I'm stumbling and bumbling holding onto to Starr as I pay the bill. The bill came to a little over a $100 dollars. But I didn't care. I just want to shut it down a few ticks.
They decided to take me straight home so I can rest. We'll give out the rest of the toys tomorrow. Finally we made it back to the villa
CH: AHH YES! Come here you sexy thing you. God I miss you.
Starr&Bubbly: QUE?
CH: SHHHHH! I'm talking to the pillow. Sweat dreams!
Trip Report Day 8: The Sweetest Taboo Returns coming soon
Why not check my profile again before coming out with such moronic comments. I contribute mostly to the African forum. Anyway for more important news.
Last week the manager of the Latino bar / nightclub had the dark glass wall removed again from the street site of his bar. This allows people passing by to have look inside and the people at the bar can watch the street again and see what's happening outside. For some time now you can see that the tourist police (Politur) act more restraint than before.Your second sentence is correct. So if you ever see me do my first post in the Africa forum, and I'm begging guys to post nudes and videos, you can fell free to chew my ass. But I would never dis the guys already posting there like that.
Also I have to say I kinda liked the dark glass at Latinos. It allowed me to hide out. Girls usually had to stick their heads in to see who is there. I think Latinos felt stupid being the only establishment to have complied. HB 69 is correct that either the Mayor has to step up or step back. My money is that they will step up.
From today's Sosua News:
Tuesday, August 16, all over the country, the 'Dia de la Restoration', was celebrated, commemorating that 148 years ago, Dominican freedom fighters led by the folk hero Gregorio Luperóand, expelled the Spanish conquerors from the country.
This national holiday is also used by the government to account for its policy of the previous year. There was also a meeting at City Hall in Sosúa with Mayor Ilana Neumann accounting for her policy. At this meeting the commanders of the national police, tourist police, air force, fire brigade and the parish priest and pastor of the church authorities were present. The mayor mentioned a number of objectives that have been achieved under her leadership since August 16, 2010. She mentioned the construction of a basketball field, the new park Mirador, the renovation of the fire equipment, the construction of the water system at La Mina Los Castillos, the establishment of a free prostitution zone, the placement of billboards for extra income and improvement of regulations for land use.
While the mayor enumerated these achievements loud sirens sounded outside the city hall in the street. Two fire trucks came forward. The Mayor had the windows open and reported that she purchased the two fire engines recently. The mayor made $ 20, 000 available for the purchase. The owner of the water company 'Agua Sasino' Mr David Kersteman, eventually made the purchase possible with a large donation. Then the mayor mentioned a number of social programs that were performed through her mediation. The dental and medical students from the University of Santo Domingo were willing to provide free medical care for poor residents of Sosúa. Also free medication and bandages could be provided. The municipality also supported literary conferences, the facilities of the library, and festivities of the Evangelical and Catholic Church. Furthermore, they rented rooms where classes in dance, music, painting and exhibitions will be given.
At the end of the presentation the mayor called on all kinds of repair work, also funded by the municipality. She named repairs to the ambulance, road construction and road maintenance machinery and trucks. Finally, a financial statement was handed out in which the municipality accounts for the expenditure and income of the municipality.
Trip Day Report 7: Make the Call = Drunk Santa
I'm stumbling out the car like a drunken wineo. Damn you TomJackin and that fucking sambuca. U got me off my Coolie high. Now I'm stumbling and bumbling holding onto to Starr as I pay the bill. The bill came to a little over a $100 dollars. But I didn't care. I just want to shut it down a few ticks.
CH: AHH YES! Come here you sexy thing you. God I miss you.
Starr&Bubbly: QUE?
CH: SHHHHH! I'm talking to the pillow. Sweat dreams!If it is any consolation, I hate sambuca! So if we ever meet at that Italian restaurant again, I will bring a bottle of tequila instead. I spent that afternoon with the NG girl and I'll be damned if I remember much of it whatsoever.
As I mentioned before, giving back to the kids like that, you have big heart!
Coolie High
09-01-11, 09:17
If it is any consolation, I hate sambuca! So if we ever meet at that Italian restaurant again, I will bring a bottle of tequila instead. I spent that afternoon with the NG girl and I'll be damned if I remember much of it whatsoever.
As I mentioned before, giving back to the kids like that, you have big heart!Hey I'm not too fond of that sambuca either but if we meet again at that restaurant we have to take a shot of it. It would only be fitting LOL. Hey but thanks again. I try to give back when I can. Seeing smiling faces on the little ones as we pass out toys to them made my trip worth while.
Hillbilly69
09-01-11, 11:19
The Mayor has been hiding there was full page article in Sosua news 3 weeks ago stating it. Supporters? I doubt she has many now that town is hurting. Due to the decline in tourism, the closed sugar cane mill and job losses in the Zona Franca and the dairy and meat factory 'Productos Sosúa', many residents of Sosúa are unemployed not to mention the closed bars and restauraunts. She did fine job balancing the budget, buying fire trucks, picking up the trash but her thinking would eventually starve everyone in town with her monger dollar don't mean shit policy. Apparently the saggy boobed Euro chics didn't come in with their huge spending habits and fill in for the lost mongers.
The Mayor has been hiding there was full page article in Sosua news 3 weeks ago stating it. Supporters? I doubt she has many now that town is hurting. Due to the decline in tourism, the closed sugar cane mill and job losses in the Zona Franca and the dairy and meat factory 'Productos Sosúa', many residents of Sosúa are unemployed not to mention the closed bars and restauraunts. She did fine job balancing the budget, buying fire trucks, picking up the trash but her thinking would eventually starve everyone in town with her monger dollar don't mean shit policy. Apparently the saggy boobed Euro chics didn't come in with their huge spending habits and fill in for the lost mongers.A like hearing your views, because they make me think. And you are correct most of the time. Your last sentence is what I believe also. The Euros came in with a big plan and money to initially back it up. But they got lost in the scuffle. Or either their money dried up. What happened to the surfing competition in May. What happened to the planned arts festival. Even my last trip the Russians were few and far. But the damage has already been done. Buisiness closing, hotels empty and yes, I miss my GFE man LOL. Lets see if girls are allowed to hang out during the day, that will be our barometer.
From today's Sosua News:
Tuesday, August 16, all over the country, the 'Dia de la Restoration', was celebrated, commemorating that 148 years ago, Dominican freedom fighters led by the folk hero Gregorio Luperóand, expelled the Spanish conquerors from the country.
This national holiday is also used by the government to account for its policy of the previous year. There was also a meeting at City Hall in Sosúa with Mayor Ilana Neumann accounting for her policy. At this meeting the commanders of the national police, tourist police, air force, fire brigade and the parish priest and pastor of the church authorities were present. The mayor mentioned a number of objectives that have been achieved under her leadership since August 16, 2010. She mentioned the construction of a basketball field, the new park Mirador, the renovation of the fire equipment, the construction of the water system at La Mina Los Castillos, the establishment of a free prostitution zone, the placement of billboards for extra income and improvement of regulations for land use.
While the mayor enumerated these achievements loud sirens sounded outside the city hall in the street. Two fire trucks came forward. The Mayor had the windows open and reported that she purchased the two fire engines recently. The mayor made $ 20, 000 available for the purchase. The owner of the water company 'Agua Sasino' Mr David Kersteman, eventually made the purchase possible with a large donation. Then the mayor mentioned a number of social programs that were performed through her mediation. The dental and medical students from the University of Santo Domingo were willing to provide free medical care for poor residents of Sosúa. Also free medication and bandages could be provided. The municipality also supported literary conferences, the facilities of the library, and festivities of the Evangelical and Catholic Church. Furthermore, they rented rooms where classes in dance, music, painting and exhibitions will be given.
At the end of the presentation the mayor called on all kinds of repair work, also funded by the municipality. She named repairs to the ambulance, road construction and road maintenance machinery and trucks. Finally, a financial statement was handed out in which the municipality accounts for the expenditure and income of the municipality.Where might this be?
My prediction: In the. Next two months Classicos will be shut down as we now know it. Police will start a new crack down. And a major crime will happen. All this before Thanksgiving. Or as you say 200 girls running around happy and tricking. If I'm wrong in a couple months I will admit guilt here. As always respectfully yours.I'm going to surpass Sosua this time and just hang out in SDQ with seasoned mongerer Jaosousa. It's kinda sad but I think the Mayors agenda is a lost one. At the end the people don't give a shit where the money comes from just that the money cums. Still when the smoke clears Sosua will be left with a black eye and take a while to go back to the way it was. Sometimes it's good to lose what was had to appreciate it. Anyways Mr. G I know you've hung out with Jaosousa so just let'm know I'm cool brother! We got to hang out again, it's been a while!
I'm going to surpass Sosua this time and just hang out in SDQ with seasoned mongerer Jaosousa. It's kinda sad but I think the Mayors agenda is a lost one. At the end the people don't give a shit where the money comes from just that the money cums. Still when the smoke clears Sosua will be left with a black eye and take a while to go back to the way it was. Sometimes it's good to lose what was had to appreciate it. Anyways Mr. G I know you've hung out with Jaosousa so just let'm know I'm cool brother! We got to hang out again, it's been a while!My main man, player of the year Sabor. Last night my Santo Domingo girl called me crying saying that I haven't been to see her in almost a year. I got caught up in the moment and promised her a Juan Dolio romantic weekend. So I'm looking to hit SD soon text me what dates your looking at. You and Jao would be a good team because you both have giving personalities. I haven't forgot about our Medellin trip but the prices on flights just kills my mood to want to travel.
Mr Enternational
09-01-11, 15:14
Lets go over it.
Seacrets closed. Four Roses and Domino bar empty day and night. Latinos empty till the disco behind the bar opens after midnight (mostly Dominican). La Roca closed. The beach empty. NewGardens is empty early in the week. La Passions holding steady. CMP a ripoff. Rumba and El Flow are hit and miss. Lous Shark closed.
Everything is feeding off the weekend Classicos crowd. Shut down Classicos and poof, there goes Sosua. Sosua has been reduced to a weekend party. Sosua still has adventure but the limited GFE will reduce it to girls coming for the quick weekend bucks.
Only the hardcore girls are operating there now. And the newbreed of ex Brazil guys are just as hardcore. Actually I found earlier in the week to be better than the weekend. The girls were more flexible because there were less dudes. They (the girls) have come to look at earlier in the week as bonus money till they wait on the free spending weekend crowd that only wants to fuck for an hour. But as I said before its a setup. One big fight in Classicos or one major event and the crackdown will have justifacation to shut it down. Sosua is all about Classicos currently, will Classicos last?I gotta agree with this 100%. I got here on Monday. Tuesday night when I went into Latino's (looking for Patricia who is nowhere to be found) about 1am there were 5 people. There was one guy dancing with a girl who he had brought and 3 other girls. There was nobody at the bar outside and a bunch of Dominican guys were shooting pool. Last night there were hardly any mongers at the bar in front of Classico. One monger was negotiating with a chica and he told her,"Okay. You know it is Wednesday night." I butted in and said,"You can go home broke if you want to."
But whether it was mongering that was holding this place together or what the demise of it is I do not know. This hotel has 40 rooms for mongers and for the last couple of days I have been signing chicks in and realizing that only one other person is signing people in. Well yesterday I started banging one of the hotel employees (non-pro / more on that later) and she told me that Tuesday only 13 of the 40 rooms were occupied and the hotel has not paid them in over a month. And when she is only making 3,600 pesos a month that is a damn shame. She said when Armando was running the place they never had a problem getting paid.
Don't get me wrong, you will have no problems mongering or getting pussy at the beach in the daytime if you know how to open your mouth and talk to people, but the place is dead in reference to tourist that will bring revenue to the businesses. You can sit at the beach and watch the whole day and see that 9 out of 10 of the businesses there will not get 1 customer. And another new girl who I am banging that runs one of the huts said that the rent for the place is 15,000 pesos / month. Well she made about 450 off of me and my friend yesterday. She did not have any other customers.
I don't know though. When I checked in to the hotel the other day the manager told me she was getting ready for high season. She said it was October - March. So maybe it is just a seasonal / cyclical thing.
Mr Enternational
09-01-11, 15:19
How can we persuade Mr Jackson to restore paragraph breaks? Long posts are so hard to read since he "upgraded" (=downgraded) the software.Sir Charles, the paragraph breaks only work in Firefox. I went for the longest on Explorer pissed off about no paragraph breaks as well until someone in another thread said that was the case.
SavePros321
09-01-11, 16:37
I don't know though. When I checked in to the hotel the other day the manager told me she was getting ready for high season. She said it was October - March. So maybe it is just a seasonal / cyclical thing.I agree. The crackdown took place last December, which was supposed to be when High Season was to begin to kick into full gear, and the arrests continued well past March (the end of High Season) and we were even hearing of arrest taking place as late as June. What Sosua has done during that time frame is the equivalent of Wal Mart shutting its doors before the Christmas holiday shopping season, opening them back up after the 4th of July, and expecting their former customers (who have long since been diverted to Target or Costco) to come running back with open arms (which would not happen). There is no doubt that the crackdown taking place during this time period was intentional, but I believe we are starting to see the power structure there recognizing that this was a dumb move that they (Sosua) may not recover from for a long time. Even dumber was the move to implement all of this during an economic downturn (and what might end up becoming a double-dip recession). Higher fuel prices translating into higher airfare isn't helping the North Coast either, especially since airfare to SDQ is far cheaper. I have been to Sosua during the month of December and a couple of times during the month of March pre-crackdown (2008-2010), and the place was always hopping. May and October not so much so, but not nearly as dead as what is currently being reported. But we'll just have to wait and see what the Mayor and the New Police Chief have in store for us this December. If they really want mongers to return then they'd better start advertising soon, because as another member stated:
Apparently the saggy boobed Euro chics didn't come in with their huge spending habits and fill in for the lost mongers.
I don't know though. When I checked in to the hotel the other day the manager told me she was getting ready for high season. She said it was October - March. So maybe it is just a seasonal / cyclical thing.I hope it is seasonal. I was in Sosua in February and I really loved it. It was my first time in DR and I am hooked to it. There were plenty of people and girls all over the place and particularly at night. I do not know how it was before in Sosua, I read here that it was even better. In any case, I just loved it as it is. I mostly go to Germany FKKs and I think quality of service is generally higher there, on the average. However, tropical island beach in February mixed with nice and willing girls is what life is worth living for.
I will try to go there again in Feb. After reading Coolie High reports, I can hardly wait for Feb to come by. Hope to meet some of you guys there.
Tempoecorto
09-01-11, 18:14
Sir Charles, the paragraph breaks only work in Firefox. I went for the longest on Explorer pissed off about no paragraph breaks as well until someone in another thread said that was the case.It still exists. What with Firefox, Chrome or even Opera.
Where might this be?LOL.
In the Mayor's imagination or in her culo, who knows. (prostitution free zone in Sosua)
LOL.
In the Mayor's imagination or in her culo, who knows. (prostitution free zone in Sosua) It was a free prostitution zone, not a prostitution free zone. I guess she meant the idea was that prostitution was confined to one area.
100 peso bills are usually easier to come by, than 50 peso bills. The new Samana highway has at 3 least tolls (peaje). I have read on some toll booths in the DR, that the maximum denomination bill they will take is 100 pesos (I doubt it is very strictly enforced, but if you can avoid any headaches at the toll plaza, the better). If a guy driving a 5 hour or more trip, if he can stop quickly and buy a soda or snack and pay with a 100 peso bill (you know how it is, to pay with larger bills and sometimes you have to wait a while for change, with luggage and valuables sitting in the car).
If I thought 50 peso bills could be easily obtained, I would have suggested having a bunch of 50 peso bills. 100 pesos you can give to a motoconcho guy if you get lost driving and the motorcycle guy shows you the way (driving behind him, especially if a tourist's Spanish is not great and he doesn't understand spoken direction; doble=dub blay=turn; zamaforo=traffic light; direcha=right; izquierda=left; direcho=straight; cerca=close; lejo= lay ho = far; Direccion por Sosua? Porfavor. I have paid motoconcho guys to show me the way, while I drive behind them.
Flat tires or other car problems, you can be pay to have repaired using 100 peso bills.
I'll try to visit Puerto Plata in September.That was very thoughtful of you Jao. Again, we are all united due to our hobby but otherwise to each his own. You certainly go the extra mile to help others.
I guess its good to have a car now that if Sosua sucks, I don't have to stay and can head off to Santiago or Blackbeards. But somehow I still believe Sousa has something to offer until I see the demise myself, because it seems like again, everyone has their own take. My main deal was Classicos at night and a few daytime options. I am not really into La passion or CMP. I know daytime action is dead but if I can set up something with chicas I see in Classico, maybe get their phone numbers, that will work for me. I am even game with NG chicas during the day if they are still there. So, until its completely dead, I may still visit there once a year or so. It still a nice and relaxed beach town. I monger in CR and Panama but can't get the easy feeling that Sousa offers (minus the hawkers at the beach).
My main man, player of the year Sabor. Last night my Santo Domingo girl called me crying saying that I haven't been to see her in almost a year. I got caught up in the moment and promised her a Juan Dolio romantic weekend. So I'm looking to hit SD soon text me what dates your looking at. You and Jao would be a good team because you both have giving personalities. I haven't forgot about our Medellin trip but the prices on flights just kills my mood to want to travel.Second week in September, from the 14, we will be there. Should be fun. DR is always fun, some trips are more fun than others, but always a good time.
I bought some $5 shirts from Aeropostale to give as gifts. Aeropostale is popular in DR. I bought a few $5 bikini tops and bottoms from aeropostale to give as gifts (clearance section of the aeropostale website, use promo code SALE30 to take 30% off clearance prices through September 5).
Should be interesting who gets the bikinis. The bottoms were only available in size extra small (could be an interesting site, to see a chica with a big ass squeeze into a small bikini bottom, LOL).
I'm going to skip old grandma's bed stories, but in short Sos. Is alive and kicking and just re-established herself in the past year as a working town. Yeah, major hooking has shifted one hour later, with a Merengue / Club 59 parade at midnight when Clasico's disco is opened. 'After One' is, well, after three. 2 pm to 6 pm. Scooping beach talent. 6 pm to midnight. El Flow / Rumba / Bermudas triangle. Midnight to 3 am. Merengue and Clasico's or Bar Central if it is what you like. Later After One. Plenty fifteen hundred peso's available. And read my lips: Young. Slim. Haitian. Short Time. Having more than one dick won't hurt either.
Bad Boy Billy
09-03-11, 06:06
Plenty fifteen hundred peso's available. And read my lips: Young. Slim. Haitian. Short Time.1,500ST from Classicos or outside? LT?
Mr Enternational
09-03-11, 06:37
Me and a friend who lives in Sosua did a slow roll past Belkis Wednesday when a less than desirable (IMHO) girl sitting out front came running over to the car. She gave me this flyer and invited me in for a massage. She said a massage was 500. I said what if I want more than a massage. She said that I could get a happy ending for an extra 500. I asked her what if I did not want a massage but just wanted the happy ending. She said it would be 500 plus tip. I told her the only tip I would be giving was the "tip of this diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick." Then I drove off. And with it being 100 degrees outside the place did not appear to have any A / C to speak of.
P.S. How many women named Belkis have salons in that country? I passed about 10 (severe exaggeration) Belkis Salons on the drive from Sosua to Boca Chica.
How many women named Belkis have salons in that country? I passed about 10 (severe exaggeration) Belkis Salons on the drive from Sosua to Boca Chica.Mr. E, Let's deal with a more important issue. Did you find and smash Patricia?
The mayor must have out a big "H" in the sky to summon the girls to Sosua! I was in Classicos last nigth and it was fucking packed with new girls that I had not seen in the past 3 weeks! They must know that it is a big holiday weekend for us Americans and came into town to make money! Unfortunately, there are a ton of guys in town this weekend too.
Dan The Man69
09-03-11, 20:50
I'm going to skip old grandma's bed stories, but in short Sos. Is alive and kicking and just re-established herself in the past year as a working town. Yeah, major hooking has shifted one hour later, with a Merengue / Club 59 parade at midnight when Clasico's disco is opened. 'After One' is, well, after three. 2 pm to 6 pm. Scooping beach talent. 6 pm to midnight. El Flow / Rumba / Bermudas triangle. Midnight to 3 am. Merengue and Clasico's or Bar Central if it is what you like. Later After One. Plenty fifteen hundred peso's available. And read my lips: Young. Slim. Haitian. Short Time. Having more than one dick won't hurt either.Finally someone to tell it like it is. Great post! Was beginning to smell like doom & gloom from some of reports.
Looking really fwd to my 2nd trip to Sosua, as I also just booked my Halloween trip to San Jose. But couldn't wait that long so took a chance booking Sosua 14 to 18 Sept. Hopefully between tropical storms or hurricanes!
Plan to be at the Black Box for BBQ on Thursday it they still have it.
SavePros321
09-03-11, 21:50
The mayor must have out a big "H" in the sky to summon the girls to Sosua! I was in Classicos last nigth and it was fucking packed with new girls that I had not seen in the past 3 weeks! They must know that it is a big holiday weekend for us Americans and came into town to make money! Unfortunately, there are a ton of guys in town this weekend too.That's good to hear. For what I would always hear from other mongers Labor Day weekend is always a big thing in Sosua. Chicas are using texting these days so it's no surprise that they can spread the word quickly among themselves. I hope this trend continues for the Thanksgiving holiday and the month of December!
Me and a friend who lives in Sosua did a slow roll past Belkis Wednesday when a less than desirable (IMHO) girl sitting out front came running over to the car. She gave me this flyer and invited me in for a massage. She said a massage was 500. I said what if I want more than a massage. She said that I could get a happy ending for an extra 500. I asked her what if I did not want a massage but just wanted the happy ending. She said it would be 500 plus tip. I told her the only tip I would be giving was the "tip of this diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick." Then I drove off. And with it being 100 degrees outside the place did not appear to have any A / C to speak of.That was not very polite. The girls at Belkis' are all very pleasant. I have never known 100 degrees in Sosua. On hot sunny days the hot air rises sucking in cooler air from the ocean as a cooling breeze. Belkis' place is 150 yards from the seafront. They have electric fans inside Belkis' place.
You can't expect to get something for free. Each time a girl does a massage she has to pay a room rental to Belkis before she gets anything for herself.
I have had superb massages there with happy ending and have paid 600 pesos including tip within the last month. You are supposed to NEGOTIATE, not just insult people.
Riky Rapido
09-04-11, 01:36
Mr. E, Let's deal with a more important issue. Did you find and smash Patricia?My last posting I reported first hand, provided a place to bed down for sisters and a friend who after a night on the turf, neither 3 could trick that night either at Classicos or Latinas. Very few men. It was an August summer night. Put your self in their heels. Going home broke. Got to' make a living laying down for the gringos.
1,500ST from Classicos or outside? LT?ST in and out
Bad Apple2
09-04-11, 05:14
My main man, player of the year Sabor. Last night my Santo Domingo girl called me crying saying that I haven't been to see her in almost a year. I got caught up in the moment and promised her a Juan Dolio romantic weekend. So I'm looking to hit SD soon text me what dates your looking at. You and Jao would be a good team because you both have giving personalities. I haven't forgot about our Medellin trip but the prices on flights just kills my mood to want to travel.Is your sd girl a blonde named lorena?
Mr Enternational
09-04-11, 06:08
I got to POP. A girl I met on LAC from outside Santiago met me at the airport. I had advised her to bring a bikini so we could go to the beach. Before she was telling me she had to find a baby sitter. I asked her how much the sitter would cost because I would give her the money to pay. She jumped in my shit and said she is not that type of woman. She works and has her own money. (Remember that for later.) I had reserved a car from Ace / Nelly. We arrived at the hotel and I went in to talk to the manager for a while. I did not have reservations and she always gives me a discount when I show up. So me and the young lady went to the room so I could settle in. We were supposed to go right to the beach but I wanted to try to get some pussy first.
Before I came she had said how she was "nina." She was referring to her pussy being small and tight and she had not had sex in over 3 years. I was trying my damnedest. She would not let me into her shirt or pants. So I finally just put her hand on my dick. She liked that and asked to kiss it quickly. So I stripped butt booty naked and she commenced to give me an okay head job. I kept trying to get into her shirt and pants but no dice. She kept getting upset so I had to keep talking her back into getting busy with her lips. Finally she let me suck on one tit, but every time I tried to put my hand into those jeans I was rebuked. I finally ended with the BBBJTCWS.
We got dressed for the beach and went out and had a good time. We ate and I tried to teach her to swim but she was really afraid. She said that she would have to go back home at 5. I told her that it was already 5. We went back to the room and I told her we should take a shower together. She agreed. When we got out of the shower she put her clothes on but figured it would be too late to get back home. She said she had never stayed away from home before. She kept trying to get in touch with someone to let them know she would not be back.
So I figured it was the perfect chance to try to hit the pussy seeing that she would have to stay the night anyway. She would eventually get tired of me bugging the shit out of her and just give in. I guess she figured the same right off because she went ahead and took her clothes off and we attempted to fuck. Every time I would try to put it in she would scream bloody murder. This girl was tighter than a fireproof sentry safe. She did not lie when she said she was like a nina. I asked her how she had a child if she was that tight. She said the baby would not come out her vagina and they had to do Cesarean. I said I understood that but how did she have sex to get pregnant in the first place. She said her and her ex who lives in NY always used lubrication. But still. We fell asleep a little after 8pm.
I woke up at 6:30 and went for that ass again. It was just as tight as the night before. About 7:15 I took her to Metro to get the bus but they were not open. I waited until 7:30. Nobody was there. I figured they must open at 8. I told her that I had to go because the boat to go Scuba diving left at 8 and I didn't want to miss it. She mentioned how the taxi from her town to Santiago wanted 2500 but she talked him down to 1800 then she took the bus to Puerto Plata and another taxi to the airport. I told her not to worry because I think the Metro to Santiago was not expensive and only costs 200 pesos. I gave her a kiss and she got out of the car.
Every time I would try to put it in she would scream bloody murder. This girl was tighter than a fireproof sentry safe. She did not lie when she said she was like a nina.It sounds like she is quite the opposite of CK (the Crazy Korean) from the X-Zone in Pattaya!
Have you found Patricia?
is your sd girl a blonde named lorena?all eight of your reports asks about lorena. you got to let it go sir. your entering stalker mode. spending all your time surfing the internet for one girl is not worth it. did she lick your ass or something? did she make you cry because the sex was so good? did she give you the money back and pay for your taxi? did she dress you in a [CodeWord132] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord132) and spank you? what is so special about this one chic? did she walk on your dick in spiked heels? please let a brother know.
All 5 their in early 20's. All 'on the takeout menu', as are the hot barmaids. Negotiate your own prices. Some dancing on the bar and poles.
All eight of your reports asks about lorena. You got to let it go sir. Your entering stalker mode. Spending all your time surfing the internet for one girl is not worth it.Especially not if all the info he is looking for can be found on another board. Buena suerte.
LOL.
In the Mayor's imagination or in her culo, who knows. (prostitution free zone in Sosua) At some point, they may have to turn away from the putas and concentrate on the Haitians. Shit is getting out of hand.
Watch Watch
09-06-11, 03:54
Lets lay it out there! I was bit scared to visit Sosua but thanks to the board I got the laydown. So I stayed in the New Garden which to me is ground zero. You want to be in Sosua for a newbie stay at the New Garden. First night I was there I got there at 3am and I figured might as well get some company, streets were dark and scary! But the night clerk walked with me over to Classicos and there was no one around so first night was dry!
But I learned 2 things right away SOSUA is SAFE! Righteously safe! 2. Small! I would says its 6 city square blocks by 3 avenues. Easy to navigate. NO ONE IN MY STORY HAS TRIED TO ROB ME BY FORCE Remember that!
I woke up. Ate a great breakfast at NG. Try eggs w / sausage. And started running my errand. You make a right from NG go up 1/2 block you will see a bunch of people on that corner those are the bad guys. Whatever that Black Haitian is selling don't buy it. He trys to be friendly but he's a rip off. Make a left where those Haitians are and walk down 2 blocks you will see orange! Rent a sim card there for 500 pesos deposit 100 peso for phone service. TIP#1 BRING A SIM BLACKBERRY. It will save you money and time! Orange can only activate BB from this location! For 1. 00 a day you will get data service everywhere! This is a 2nd world country.
Next to the orange store is Banco Popular. I have never exchanged money so far, I gave all my money to NG and used capital one ATM. They gave me market rate 1 to 38 charged me a 4 dollars surage (2 in USA 2 in Sosua) I took out 9000 pesos at a time. SO I got a rate of 37. 35 but I didn't' have to deal with any of these idiot money changers. But you want to you can use them, guy next to Mel Tours seem okay.
TIP #2 Bring 200 dollars in 1 dollar bills. There are a shortage of 100 and 50's in this country. So bring a shit load of 1's.
Next to the bank is a restaurant call Bailey's Eat there and they have FAST wifi.
NG Wifi is in room but sucks. Oh and the Old wing is smaller but still clean.
Got back to NG picked up a 7 paid 1200 pesos (yes I over paid) did a quick 40 mins and sent her on her way. Nice lay but what you want for 31 dollars. There's a few girls that just sit there waiting for customers.
Mo later
Watch Watch
09-06-11, 03:58
They can only active DATA on a SIM BB. For voice any shitty ass sim card will do
Lets lay it out there! I was bit scared to visit Sosua but thanks to the board I got the laydown. So I stayed in the New Garden which to me is ground zero. You want to be in Sosua for a newbie stay at the New Garden. First night I was there I got there at 3am and I figured might as well get some company, streets were dark and scary! But the night clerk walked with me over to Classicos and there was no one around so first night was dry!
But I learned 2 things right away SOSUA is SAFE! Righteously safe! 2. Small! I would says its 6 city square blocks by 3 avenues. Easy to navigate. NO ONE IN MY STORY HAS TRIED TO ROB ME BY FORCE Remember that!
I woke up. Ate a great breakfast at NG. Try eggs w / sausage. And started running my errand. You make a right from NG go up 1/2 block you will see a bunch of people on that corner those are the bad guys. Whatever that Black Haitian is selling don't buy it. He trys to be friendly but he's a rip off. Make a left where those Haitians are and walk down 2 blocks you will see orange! Rent a sim card there for 500 pesos deposit 100 peso for phone service. TIP#1 BRING A SIM BLACKBERRY. It will save you money and time! Orange can only activate BB from this location! For 1. 00 a day you will get data service everywhere! This is a 2nd world country.
Next to the orange store is Banco Popular. I have never exchanged money so far, I gave all my money to NG and used capital one ATM. They gave me market rate 1 to 38 charged me a 4 dollars surage (2 in USA 2 in Sosua) I took out 9000 pesos at a time. SO I got a rate of 37. 35 but I didn't' have to deal with any of these idiot money changers. But you want to you can use them, guy next to Mel Tours seem okay.
TIP #2 Bring 200 dollars in 1 dollar bills. There are a shortage of 100 and 50's in this country. So bring a shit load of 1's.
Next to the bank is a restaurant call Bailey's Eat there and they have FAST wifi.
NG Wifi is in room but sucks. Oh and the Old wing is smaller but still clean.
Got back to NG picked up a 7 paid 1200 pesos (yes I over paid) did a quick 40 mins and sent her on her way. Nice lay but what you want for 31 dollars. There's a few girls that just sit there waiting for customers.
Mo laterNice post.
Dominicans BUY sim cards from Orange for around 200 pesos. Foreigners are allowed to buy sim cards. I use Claro, I have no experience with Orange. In Sosua near the Bon Ice Cream Shop (1/2 block from New Garden Hotel) , you should see a large antenna (verizon labels may still be visible on the antenna). Across the street from that antenna should be a Claro call center, probably also sells cell phones and Claro sim cards. I have bought one Claro sim card at the airport in Santo Domingo for less than 500 pesos ($13US) with minutes included. I have also bought a ZTE brand cell phone at Claro with a sim card and minutes included for around 480 pesos. The Claro Sim card I used in my unlocked GSM Nokia cell phone from the United States. Blackberry phones are popular in DR.
Amazon and Newegg and other sites cell unlocked GSM cell phones that take Sim Cards, starting from $30US. There are cell phones that can take two Sim cards, so you can have a cell phone with two different numbers. Expansys online site, sells unlocked dual Sim cell phones.
To save on ATM fees, some guys use paypal ATM cards, some guys use Charles Schwab ATM cards. Bank of America has some type of partnership with Scotia Bank. There are Scotia Bank ATMs in the DR. Bank of America offers a no fee checking account. With that checking account and the Bank of America ATM card, there should be no fee to withdraw money from Scotia Bank ATMs in the Dom Rep.
Casinos will give you cash for a fee. You could possibly buy chips at a casino using your ATM or credit card card, walk around a bit in the casino, return to the cashier window and cash in the chips for Dominican pesos.
Lets lay it out there! I was bit scared to visit Sosua but thanks to the board I got the laydown. So I stayed in the New Garden which to me is ground zero. You want to be in Sosua for a newbie stay at the New Garden. First night I was there I got there at 3am and I figured might as well get some company, streets were dark and scary! But the night clerk walked with me over to Classicos and there was no one around so first night was dry!
But I learned 2 things right away SOSUA is SAFE! Righteously safe! 2. Small! I would says its 6 city square blocks by 3 avenues. Easy to navigate. NO ONE IN MY STORY HAS TRIED TO ROB ME BY FORCE Remember that!
I woke up. Ate a great breakfast at NG. Try eggs w / sausage. And started running my errand. You make a right from NG go up 1/2 block you will see a bunch of people on that corner those are the bad guys. Whatever that Black Haitian is selling don't buy it. He trys to be friendly but he's a rip off. Make a left where those Haitians are and walk down 2 blocks you will see orange! Rent a sim card there for 500 pesos deposit 100 peso for phone service. TIP#1 BRING A SIM BLACKBERRY. It will save you money and time! Orange can only activate BB from this location! For 1. 00 a day you will get data service everywhere! This is a 2nd world country.
Next to the orange store is Banco Popular. I have never exchanged money so far, I gave all my money to NG and used capital one ATM. They gave me market rate 1 to 38 charged me a 4 dollars surage (2 in USA 2 in Sosua) I took out 9000 pesos at a time. SO I got a rate of 37. 35 but I didn't' have to deal with any of these idiot money changers. But you want to you can use them, guy next to Mel Tours seem okay.
TIP #2 Bring 200 dollars in 1 dollar bills. There are a shortage of 100 and 50's in this country. So bring a shit load of 1's.
Next to the bank is a restaurant call Bailey's Eat there and they have FAST wifi.
NG Wifi is in room but sucks. Oh and the Old wing is smaller but still clean.
Got back to NG picked up a 7 paid 1200 pesos (yes I over paid) did a quick 40 mins and sent her on her way. Nice lay but what you want for 31 dollars. There's a few girls that just sit there waiting for customers.
Mo laterNext time go to western union out on the main road across from the police station.
Charles Pooter
09-06-11, 13:52
Next to the orange store is Banco Popular. I have never exchanged money so far. There are a shortage of 100 and 50's in this country. So bring a shit load of 1's.If you exchanged money in a bank you needn't ever be short of change. You wouldn't be giving out US$1 (= 37. 5 pesos) when you could be giving out 10 pesos or 25 pesos.
This is a 2nd world country.Really? I wasn't aware the DR was ever part of the Soviet empire. But if you are just rating, then if countries like Argentina and Chile are 3rd world, then the DR should be rated 4th world. Haiti would be 5th world (or lower).
Ave White Boy
09-06-11, 16:39
Ok so this is my first time in Sosua, third time to DR. I am writing this after spending.
Four weeks here and have four more to go.
To this point I haven't written anything because I don't feel like I have anything to add to.
The recent reports mostly because I have never been here before so I can not compare.
How things are now as opposed to the past.
So with that said, I can at least give my personal experience here. I arrived here and
Spent a couple nights at Rock'ys in one of the condos across the street where the pool.
Is. I almost moved to New Garden which is just a few doors down, but decided to stay.
Where I was due to having so much luggage for a long stay. I got settled in to the room.
And ventured out for my first time on Pedro Clisante. It was about seven in the evening
So still some daylight. In front of Classico a Haitian girl stopped me, she was speaking
English, I said Hello, but kept walking. I ended up stopping due to her insistence and we.
Exchanged phone numbers.
Long story short, I told her many times I was not interested in her but she insisted on.
Going back to my room to stay with me, even for free. Not to go into a lot of detail but.
I did not have sex with her, she was not attractive to me so I was clear to her I was not.
Interested, but the next morning she insisted on 2000 pesos before she would leave.
I gave her the money because I didn't want any problems. Lesson learned. Chicas lie.
And say what ever to get in the room.
Next couple days I didn't do anything as far as girls go, I was looking for a long term rental.
And ended up renting at Trade Winds for a month. Then back to Classicos, met.
A cute haitian girl hopped on a moto concho and off to apartment for short term. She was
Cool, nice little body it was about eleven in the evening. I went back to Classico but this.
Time went up stairs to Merengue. Spent some time there got a number to a super hot.
Dominican girl but decided I was done for the night.
Fast forward three weeks and I have just been hanging out with the dominican girl I met.
I figured rather than keep getting new girls and new problems sticking with one thats.
Not causing problems, having fun with, sex is good etc. Only problem is the constant.
Talk about money and everything she needs, I guess you could call it GFE.
We agreed to 2000 pesos a night we spend together and we have sex about.
Four times in that span so that's what I have done so far. I am not seeing her
Every day but three or four days a week.
From what I see at Classico's though, if you can't find a girl there any night of the week.
That strikes your interest you need to go to another country because they are there!
Tempoecorto
09-06-11, 17:35
But I learned 2 things right away SOSUA is SAFE! Righteously safe! 2. Small! I would says its 6 city square blocks by 3 avenues. Easy to navigate. NO ONE IN MY STORY HAS TRIED TO ROB ME BY FORCE Remember that!
You will see a bunch of people on that corner those are the bad guys. Whatever that Black Haitian is selling don't buy it.This is INCENDIARY! Where is the accent here? On black or on Haitian? I have never seen any white Haitian so far but are they better? I would like to see a bloody earthquake at your place to see what you would do for a living. We already know examples of what happened in the UK recently or in LA 15 years back and those people have regular govt handouts.
Of course it is bloody safe. Unless someone thinks as is evident in the posting that those are low life inferior creatures and flaunts his f. Money to poor people who have nothing.
SavePros321
09-06-11, 18:04
Whatever that Black Haitian is selling don't buy it. He trys to be friendly but he's a rip off.Which one? There are lots of Haitians in Sosua that try to sell you anything from Spanish Language software, to paintings, and cell phones.
Care to be more specific?
You make a right from NG go up 1/2 block you will see a bunch of people on that corner those are the bad guys.If you are referring to the group of guys on the motos in front of the shop on the corner (on the same road leading to the beach) I have never had any problems with them, let alone have any contact with them. And I've passed in front of this place many times to meet up with friends staying at Sea Breeze.
Are they "bad guys" because they are Haitian? Again, care to be more specific?
First time traveler to the DR, and I just wanted to add my. 02 cents, from the little experience I have here so far.
Yea there are a lot of Haitians, so what? They are just trying to make a living. The corner around the New Garden.
Has many of them hanging around trying to sell you souveneirs or girls selling manicure pedicure or massage.
I met a couple of guys that like to call themselves Tony Montana, I guess he is really popular around here. And they.
Usually try to sell, well. You know what kind of business Montana was involved, just say no thanks, and keep walking.
If that aint your cup of tea.
Which one? There are lots of Haitians in Sosua that try to sell you anything from Spanish Language software, to paintings, and cell phones.
Care to be more specific?
If you are referring to the group of guys on the motos in front of the shop on the corner (on the same road leading to the beach) I have never had any problems with them, let alone have any contact with them. And I've passed in front of this place many times to meet up with friends staying at Sea Breeze.
Are they "bad guys" because they are Haitian? Again, care to be more specific?
Charles Pooter
09-06-11, 19:41
Which one? There are lots of Haitians in Sosua .Good lord, how much simpler do you want it? He clearly identified this suspicious character. He was a BLACK Haitian (shock, horror).
Charles Pooter
09-06-11, 19:44
I have never seen any white Haitian so far .Well of course there are white Haitians but I don't suppose many have any business in Sosúa. But how would you know if you did see one unless they started speaking Kreyol (which is highly unlikely)?
Tempoecorto
09-06-11, 21:14
Well of course there are white Haitians but I don't suppose many have any business in Sosúa. But how would you know if you did see one unless they started speaking Kreyol (which is highly unlikely)?Charles:I certainly would not know even if I saw a white Haitian and it does not matter. Perhaps you do not see it this way and you have every right. My point is this: I have complete abhorrence at someone's using a broad brush. I do not think it was targeted at a single well-identified individual AT ALL. As Savepro321 says (and I personally have been in that area at least 8 times) , these are hapless (and some undoubtedly are bad but so will I be if I had the misfortune of being a Haitian for whom survival is the only f. G game) people who are just trying to eke out a living. All one has to do is smile and say "thanks but no thanks" and they will just melt away.
By the way, whatever happened to good old compassion?
Ok so this is my first time in Sosua, third time to DR. I am writing this after spending.
Four weeks here and have four more to go.
To this point I haven't written anything because I don't feel like I have anything to add to.
The recent reports mostly because I have never been here before so I can not compare.
How things are now as opposed to the past.
So with that said, I can at least give my personal experience here. I arrived here and
Spent a couple nights at Rock'ys in one of the condos across the street where the pool.
Is. I almost moved to New Garden which is just a few doors down, but decided to stay.
Where I was due to having so much luggage for a long stay. I got settled in to the room.
And ventured out for my first time on Pedro Clisante. It was about seven in the evening
So still some daylight. In front of Classico a Haitian girl stopped me, she was speaking
English, I said Hello, but kept walking. I ended up stopping due to her insistence and we.
Exchanged phone numbers.
Long story short, I told her many times I was not interested in her but she insisted on.
Going back to my room to stay with me, even for free. Not to go into a lot of detail but.
I did not have sex with her, she was not attractive to me so I was clear to her I was not.
Interested, but the next morning she insisted on 2000 pesos before she would leave.
I gave her the money because I didn't want any problems. Lesson learned. Chicas lie.
And say what ever to get in the room.
Next couple days I didn't do anything as far as girls go, I was looking for a long term rental.
And ended up renting at Trade Winds for a month. Then back to Classicos, met.
A cute haitian girl hopped on a moto concho and off to apartment for short term. She was
Cool, nice little body it was about eleven in the evening. I went back to Classico but this.
Time went up stairs to Merengue. Spent some time there got a number to a super hot.
Dominican girl but decided I was done for the night.
Fast forward three weeks and I have just been hanging out with the dominican girl I met.
I figured rather than keep getting new girls and new problems sticking with one thats.
Not causing problems, having fun with, sex is good etc. Only problem is the constant.
Talk about money and everything she needs, I guess you could call it GFE.
We agreed to 2000 pesos a night we spend together and we have sex about.
Four times in that span so that's what I have done so far. I am not seeing her
Every day but three or four days a week.
From what I see at Classico's though, if you can't find a girl there any night of the week.
That strikes your interest you need to go to another country because they are there!Thanks for a great report! Nice to get some current updates on Sosua!
SavePros321
09-07-11, 00:25
Good lord, how much simpler do you want it? He clearly identified this suspicious character. He was a BLACK Haitian (shock, horror).Ah, oh course! I think I know that guy (lol). ;)
Watch Watch
09-07-11, 05:35
Their not bad like Hitler but that corner of MOFO try to hustle too much, comes up to like hes my friend. WTF can we be friends, can a rat be friends with a cat? So one day I was going to goto BB so I had a few clothes in a plastic bag you get from a takeout restaurant and I ask them how much for a beach bag guy goes to me 500 pesos for a bag. A beach bag I can get for 5 dollars on canal street. THAT STILL AINT THE PROBLEM, I'm Chinese and the fucking bags made in China!
LOOK you want to rob me I'm okay if you take a gun and point it to me but nigga don't fucking pretend to be doing me a favor. One of his gimmick is asked me how much I want to pay? I want to pay nothing! I'm from NY and I seen every hustle. Last time I checked I'm one guy, why do I need to buy anything. Why I need buy it fucking from you?
I don't like him cause his game / hustle no good. Honestly the way he does "business" I rather he just point a gun at me.
Which one? There are lots of Haitians in Sosua that try to sell you anything from Spanish Language software, to paintings, and cell phones.
Care to be more specific?
If you are referring to the group of guys on the motos in front of the shop on the corner (on the same road leading to the beach) I have never had any problems with them, let alone have any contact with them. And I've passed in front of this place many times to meet up with friends staying at Sea Breeze.
Are they "bad guys" because they are Haitian? Again, care to be more specific?
Ok so this is my first time in Sosua, third time to DR. I am writing this after spending.
Four weeks here and have four more to go.
To this point I haven't written anything because I don't feel like I have anything to add to.
The recent reports mostly because I have never been here before so I can not compare.
How things are now as opposed to the past.
So with that said, I can at least give my personal experience here. I arrived here and
Spent a couple nights at Rock'ys in one of the condos across the street where the pool.
Is. I almost moved to New Garden which is just a few doors down, but decided to stay.
Where I was due to having so much luggage for a long stay. I got settled in to the room.
And ventured out for my first time on Pedro Clisante. It was about seven in the evening
So still some daylight. In front of Classico a Haitian girl stopped me, she was speaking
English, I said Hello, but kept walking. I ended up stopping due to her insistence and we.
Exchanged phone numbers.
Long story short, I told her many times I was not interested in her but she insisted on.
Going back to my room to stay with me, even for free. Not to go into a lot of detail but.
I did not have sex with her, she was not attractive to me so I was clear to her I was not.
Interested, but the next morning she insisted on 2000 pesos before she would leave.
I gave her the money because I didn't want any problems. Lesson learned. Chicas lie.
And say what ever to get in the room.
Next couple days I didn't do anything as far as girls go, I was looking for a long term rental.
And ended up renting at Trade Winds for a month. Then back to Classicos, met.
A cute haitian girl hopped on a moto concho and off to apartment for short term. She was
Cool, nice little body it was about eleven in the evening. I went back to Classico but this.
Time went up stairs to Merengue. Spent some time there got a number to a super hot.
Dominican girl but decided I was done for the night.
Fast forward three weeks and I have just been hanging out with the dominican girl I met.
I figured rather than keep getting new girls and new problems sticking with one thats.
Not causing problems, having fun with, sex is good etc. Only problem is the constant.
Talk about money and everything she needs, I guess you could call it GFE.
We agreed to 2000 pesos a night we spend together and we have sex about.
Four times in that span so that's what I have done so far. I am not seeing her
Every day but three or four days a week.
From what I see at Classico's though, if you can't find a girl there any night of the week.
That strikes your interest you need to go to another country because they are there!Thanks for posting. Okay I'm going to give you the positives and then I will give you the not so positive. Please understand I'm coming from a friendly place with this post.
I appreciate your adventuristic spirit. Also I'm glad everything turned out great with your chica situation. I also appreciate your honesty especially being you were initially a little scared. Lots of good info in your post. And last but not least is your handle. I don't know if you know this but AWB (average white boys) was one of the best bands ever. They were whiteboys that played some of the funkiest funk.
Now to the not so positive. Why did you let a girl who you didn't want to fuck and was not attractive spend the night? Then you get mad because she lied and asked for money. Sir your in a Ho town with working girls and you expect a girl to stay por nada. This isn't the "old Sosua". I saw one of your previous posts where you asked about bringing your dog. This makes me think this is more of a vacation than a sex vacation for you, and I respect that. No where in your post have you tried to over play yourself, you've been very honest and kind of humble, thanks again. But just like you want to pay for your dog to visit and for your apartment for two months, you also have to understand that you have to pay for pussy. You don't seem like a guy that wants to fuck alot of women, and thats cool, but treat the ones you are with generous. Just my. 02 cents.
Respectfully yours.
Now I'm going to switch gears and post about dealing with vendors, Haitian or not. Vendors are there to sell their products, they deal with hundreds of people everyday and know all the angles. When you realize this you will be able to navigate them. They have already sized you up before you arrive. Your dress, walk, nervousness, confidence etc. They know how to be your friend or tell you what you want you to hear. Understand their goal is to get you to STOP and REACT. A simple "No gracias" and keep walking will do, but most tourists introduce more to this. Maybe guilt, maybe being tough, it doesn't matter when you STOP you are playing their game. Even if they insult your momma, keep walking because they want you to STOP and REACT. My experience has taught me that the "dumb gringo" is the best approach. It has gotten me out of tickets, fights, even discount pussy when I first entered this game. If they can't communicate, they can't run game. Even if you don't understand what I'm saying just put your ipod ear phones in your ears and walk around, same concept. To finish, no one should discriminate against Haitian vendors. Would you rather they be trying to mug you, or trying to earn an honest living?
Watch Watch
09-07-11, 05:46
Foods is good in Sosua. Cuban Cafe- Baileys- Bon Ice Cream Shop. Spaghetti Bolenese! Germans!
Of all the guys I met the guys that drive the Motoconcho are decent I usually pick the older guys give them 50 pesos 80% of time sometimes I slip them 60-70 but don't be afraid hope on.
Sosua is very laid back. Oh and don't buy any cigars from random people for christ sake if I wanted to smoke horse shit out of your dip shit shop I'd buy something in NY cigar shops.
Their not bad like Hitler but that corner of MOFO try to hustle too much, comes up to like hes my friend. WTF can we be friends, can a rat be friends with a cat? So one day I was going to goto BB so I had a few clothes in a plastic bag you get from a takeout restaurant and I ask them how much for a beach bag guy goes to me 500 pesos for a bag. A beach bag I can get for 5 dollars on canal street. THAT STILL AINT THE PROBLEM, I'm Chinese and the fucking bags made in China!
LOOK you want to rob me I'm okay if you take a gun and point it to me but nigga don't fucking pretend to be doing me a favor. One of his gimmick is asked me how much I want to pay? I want to pay nothing! I'm from NY and I seen every hustle. Last time I checked I'm one guy, why do I need to buy anything. Why I need buy it fucking from you?
I don't like him cause his game / hustle no good. Honestly the way he does "business" I rather he just point a gun at me.I never understand people who ***** about what a buisiness charges for goods. Just go somewhere else and don't go back. Who are you to yell him how to run his biz, are you an investor? It sounds like the Haitian boys didn't want to go for your bullshit. Read my post below about vendors and learn how to play the game. That "I'm from NY and the world has to do what I want" won't work outside of NY. Most NY boys know how to adjust and play the game, you must be from upstate, tuck you tail and get along playa.
Watch Watch
09-07-11, 05:53
my favorite hustle i grew up in nyc- some black guy comes into my store wearing a con edison safety vest and goes i'm fixing electricity main outside i need some quarters to feed my truck or a dollar. my dad goes it sunday you don't need to feed the meter even though i know hes a con artist. he goes fuck you! and he leaves! now that game nigga!
circa 1991!
guy is standing on cornor of canal street and hes got a sony camcorder sealed in a box with shrink wrap and all retail 800. 00 dollars, me and my works are standing outside waiting for a tourist to buy it! for 100-150 dollars. whats inside? a tshirt wraped around a brick! but you can't open it because he won't let you but. its sealed in the box! you think he stole it but its a straight up scam!
that is how you hustle! you tell that haitian, told me his name was cluck cluck some shit to watch some tv up his game.
SanLuisMex
09-07-11, 07:00
my favorite hustle i grew up in nyc- some black guy comes into my store wearing a con edison safety vest and goes i'm fixing electricity main outside i need some quarters to feed my truck or a dollar. my dad goes it sunday you don't need to feed the meter even though i know hes a con artist. he goes fuck you! and he leaves! now that game nigga!
circa 1991!
guy is standing on cornor of canal street and hes got a sony camcorder sealed in a box with shrink wrap and all retail 800. 00 dollars, me and my works are standing outside waiting for a tourist to buy it! for 100-150 dollars. whats inside? a tshirt wraped around a brick! but you can't open it because he won't let you but. its sealed in the box! you think he stole it but its a straight up scam!
that is how you hustle! you tell that haitian, told me his name was cluck cluck some shit to watch some tv up his game.is this guy for real. i am going to sosua for the first time in a week. forget about the guys trying to make a living, i hope i don't run into this tool.
Their not bad like Hitler but that corner of MOFO try to hustle too much, comes up to like hes my friend. WTF can we be friends, can a rat be friends with a cat? So one day I was going to goto BB so I had a few clothes in a plastic bag you get from a takeout restaurant and I ask them how much for a beach bag guy goes to me 500 pesos for a bag. A beach bag I can get for 5 dollars on canal street. THAT STILL AINT THE PROBLEM, I'm Chinese and the fucking bags made in China!
LOOK you want to rob me I'm okay if you take a gun and point it to me but nigga don't fucking pretend to be doing me a favor. One of his gimmick is asked me how much I want to pay? I want to pay nothing! I'm from NY and I seen every hustle. Last time I checked I'm one guy, why do I need to buy anything. Why I need buy it fucking from you?
I don't like him cause his game / hustle no good. Honestly the way he does "business" I rather he just point a gun at me.You are in the wrong place, friend.
Sosua is not for you until you know how to roll. It may take you a long time to adjust, if ever. A simple smile and a "Grasias, no", and keep walking like you know where you're going, is all you need to avoid a sales pitch, a hassle, or a hustle. To stop and argue about price is just asking for trouble, and you'll never win anyway, because you are on their turf. You can be polite and respectful, but firm. Never say "luego" cause they'll hound you to keep your "promise".
I have met a couple of guys like you down there, always complaining about the "rip off". On the other hand they feel some righteous indignation and seem to get off on the confrontation, which is guaranteed to follow them wherever they go.
Oh, and forget about color, cause wherever you travel is all about culture, get it?
Sosua is all about peace, sex and love. Live and let live, and SMILE fer chrisakes!
Manizales911
09-07-11, 13:40
Their not bad like Hitler but that corner of MOFO try to hustle too much, comes up to like hes my friend. WTF can we be friends, can a rat be friends with a cat? So one day I was going to goto BB so I had a few clothes in a plastic bag you get from a takeout restaurant and I ask them how much for a beach bag guy goes to me 500 pesos for a bag. A beach bag I can get for 5 dollars on canal street. THAT STILL AINT THE PROBLEM, I'm Chinese and the fucking bags made in China!
LOOK you want to rob me I'm okay if you take a gun and point it to me but nigga don't fucking pretend to be doing me a favor. One of his gimmick is asked me how much I want to pay? I want to pay nothing! I'm from NY and I seen every hustle. Last time I checked I'm one guy, why do I need to buy anything. Why I need buy it fucking from you?
I don't like him cause his game / hustle no good. Honestly the way he does "business" I rather he just point a gun at me.Dude, WTF.
If you don't like their hustle (they are just trying to make a living) or don't want to buy their stuff just say "no gracias" and be on your way. If you keep shooting your big mouth off like that you WILL get a gun shoved in your face, difference is that in a third world country they are not afraid to use it.
SavePros321
09-07-11, 14:09
Their not bad like Hitler but that corner of MOFO try to hustle too much, comes up to like hes my friend. WTF can we be friends, can a rat be friends with a cat? So one day I was going to goto BB so I had a few clothes in a plastic bag you get from a takeout restaurant and I ask them how much for a beach bag guy goes to me 500 pesos for a bag. A beach bag I can get for 5 dollars on canal street. THAT STILL AINT THE PROBLEM, I'm Chinese and the fucking bags made in China!
LOOK you want to rob me I'm okay if you take a gun and point it to me but nigga don't fucking pretend to be doing me a favor. One of his gimmick is asked me how much I want to pay? I want to pay nothing! I'm from NY and I seen every hustle. Last time I checked I'm one guy, why do I need to buy anything. Why I need buy it fucking from you?
I don't like him cause his game / hustle no good. Honestly the way he does "business" I rather he just point a gun at me.LOL, just calm down friend. If you are from NYC then someone trying to hustle you in Sosua shouldn't bother you that much. I am from Texas and the Sosua hustle doesn't bother me. Dudes there are just trying to eat. I just tell them "no gracias" and keep moving. But I've bought paintings from a guy just because he was persistent about getting me to buy one after trying to sell one to me on previous trips, but he wasn't being an asshole about it. The guy even laid off the sales pitch for a minute to talk about real shit (Haiti, Sosua).
Another thing to keep in mind is that Sosua doesn't see a lot of Asians and might try to sell harder to you because you stand out (how many times have the chicas called out "Chino" to you, LOL?). I know this because I have a Chinese friend from Jersey who was down there with me once. I was actually getting a bit jealous of dude because he was getting all the attention from the chicas, LOL. But yeah, there were people trying to hustle him harder (there was one Dominican dude even trying to go inside Classicos with us claiming "Chino" was his friend) but he just told them "no gracias" and kept moving.
My advice is just to not take it personal and always keep in mind that the DR is a 3rd world country, no welfare or food stamps, and the Haitians (especially the males) have it harder than anyone else on the island. You don't have to buy from them (the hustlers, vendors), but the worst thing you can do is to be an asshole to them about it. That is when you run into problems.
If all else fails, "No tengo dinero" always works like a charm. :D
all eight of your reports asks about lorena. you got to let it go sir. your entering stalker mode. spending all your time surfing the internet for one girl is not worth it. did she lick your ass or something? did she make you cry because the sex was so good? did she give you the money back and pay for your taxi? did she dress you in a [CodeWord132] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord132) and spank you? what is so special about this one chic? did she walk on your dick in spiked heels? please let a brother know.gogo. i can't speak for him, but i smashed lorena and she was one of the best that i ever had. took her out of passions and she was worth every peso. her combination of looks, ability to speak english and sexual energy (she was a tireless beast in the bed and down for anything) made her amazing. not advocating stalking her, but a brotha understands. kinda. lol
Will be in Sosua from Sept 16-25 and wanted to see who else would be in attendance. If you're going to be around, drop me a PM and we'll arrange a meetup.
MiamiHeatLuver
09-07-11, 14:35
"TROLL ALERT, TROLL ALERT" Do NOT feed the trolls! LOL.
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Charles Pooter
09-07-11, 15:15
. the guys that drive the Motoconcho are decent I usually pick the older guys .One of your more sensible comments. Dominican Billy, who has been around in the DR longer than 99. 9% of us, says "You see old motoconchistas and you see bold motoconchistas, but you rarely see old, bold motoconchistas". In other words, the reckless ones get thinned out over the years by accidents. Given a choice I always go for the older ones wearing helmets.
Mr Enternational
09-07-11, 17:39
I'm from NY and I seen every hustle.In the movie Life didn't Ray (played by Eddie Murphy) say that same thing right before he got hustled by the country boys in Mississippi?
I saw one of your previous posts where you asked about bringing your dog. This makes me think this is more of a vacation than a sex vacation for you, and I respect that. No where in your post have you tried to over play yourself, you've been very honest and kind of humble, thanks again. But just like you want to pay for your dog to visit and for your apartment for two months, you also have to understand that you have to pay for pussy.I took a dog down there for the summer and the dog had a great time, except for killing a chicken. At home we get chicken from the supermarket, but I guess she got the urge to get back to nature down in the DR.
It is pretty easy to do, except that you need about $100 for vetinerary certificates at each end, plus $300 round trip for the dog's fare, but it may still work out cheaper than boarding the dog for a couple of months.
There are plenty of dogs around Sosua. Most of them just live on the sidewalk outside their homes, sleep on the sidewalk, and occasionally mosey down the street to visit neighboring dogs.
Other dogs are superior expatriate dogs that walk on leashes with their owners. Dogs can run free and play on the beach. They also enjoy swimming in rivers to cool off.
There was a dog called Lettie that lived across the road from where I stayed that made it its business to harass passing motoconchos, but the motoconcho drivers seem to know all the Sosua dogs. Lettie had been spayed to stop her behaving like a puta.
There are a couple of vets in Sosua, or just outside, and dog food is available in the supermarkets.
Just don't tell your dog that you are there for the pussy. They don't get it.
MiamiHeatLuver
09-07-11, 19:27
I took a dog down there for the summer and the dog had a great time, except for killing a chicken. At home we get chicken from the supermarket, but I guess she got the urge to get back to nature down in the DR.
It is pretty easy to do, except that you need about $100 for vetinerary certificates at each end, plus $300 round trip for the dog's fare, but it may still work out cheaper than boarding the dog for a couple of months.
There are plenty of dogs around Sosua. Most of them just live on the sidewalk outside their homes, sleep on the sidewalk, and occasionally mosey down the street to visit neighboring dogs.
Other dogs are superior expatriate dogs that walk on leashes with their owners. Dogs can run free and play on the beach. They also enjoy swimming in rivers to cool off.
There was a dog called Lettie that lived across the road from where I stayed that made it its business to harass passing motoconchos, but the motoconcho drivers seem to know all the Sosua dogs. Lettie had been spayed to stop her behaving like a puta.
There are a couple of vets in Sosua, or just outside, and dog food is available in the supermarkets.
Just don't tell your dog that you are there for the pussy. They don't get it.Have you seen the dogs down in the Sosua? Damn those are some nasty hell hounds who are scared of their own shadows, unfortunately most likely due to some kind of abuse, how sad. I wouldn't bring any full breed female dog down there for fear she would get knocked up by one of those hell hounds and create some kind of "new breed" chupacabra kinda shit, jajaja. I would even be more worried of having my dog get run over by a motoconcho or some shit. The dog would definitely need to acclimate itself to all of the loud strange sounds though.
Tempoecorto
09-07-11, 20:26
One of your more sensible comments. Dominican Billy, who has been around in the DR longer than 99. 9% of us, says "You see old motoconchistas and you see bold motoconchistas, but you rarely see old, bold motoconchistas". In other words, the reckless ones get thinned out over the years by accidents. Given a choice I always go for the older ones wearing helmets.Good Applied Darwinism, in short! .
Tempoecorto
09-07-11, 20:36
Reading the posts here, it appears there are two universes- one called NY and the people there think they are the reason the earth goes around and the sun rises. Of course, people who are from the non-NY universe thinks that the New Yorkers are just plain big-mouths and are best ignored.
Have you seen the dogs down in the Sosua? Damn those are some nasty hell hounds who are scared of their own shadows, unfortunately most likely due to some kind of abuse, how sad. I wouldn't bring any full breed female dog down there for fear she would get knocked up by one of those hell hounds and create some kind of "new breed" chupacabra kinda shit, jajaja. I would even be more worried of having my dog get run over by a motoconcho or some shit. The dog would definitely need to acclimate itself to all of the loud strange sounds though.Most of the dogs there have better manners than some folks walking the streets.
LOL, just calm down friend. If you are from NYC then someone trying to hustle you in Sosua shouldn't bother you that much. I am from Texas and the Sosua hustle doesn't bother me. Dudes there are just trying to eat. I just tell them "no gracias" and keep moving. But I've bought paintings from a guy just because he was persistent about getting me to buy one after trying to sell one to me on previous trips, but he wasn't being an asshole about it. The guy even laid off the sales pitch for a minute to talk about real shit (Haiti, Sosua).
Another thing to keep in mind is that Sosua doesn't see a lot of Asians and might try to sell harder to you because you stand out (how many times have the chicas called out "Chino" to you, LOL?). I know this because I have a Chinese friend from Jersey who was down there with me once. I was actually getting a bit jealous of dude because he was getting all the attention from the chicas, LOL. But yeah, there were people trying to hustle him harder (there was one Dominican dude even trying to go inside Classicos with us claiming "Chino" was his friend) but he just told them "no gracias" and kept moving.
My advice is just to not take it personal and always keep in mind that the DR is a 3rd world country, no welfare or food stamps, and the Haitians (especially the males) have it harder than anyone else on the island. You don't have to buy from them (the hustlers, vendors) , but the worst thing you can do is to be an asshole to them about it. That is when you run into problems.
If all else fails,"No tengo dinero" always works like a charm. .If he asked you for 500 pesos for the bag, it's because others have probably paid that. Also, that was his starting price, and as we all know now, they expect you to negotiate. There are many tourists who don't want the hassle of negotiating, and these guys get the inflated price. Doesn't hurt for him to try. I sometimes pay $5. Here for a music CD, just being lazy not to burn my own. In the D. R, they go for 50 pesos, about $1. 30. In Sosua a few weeks ago, a woman asked me for 800 pesos for 4 cd's for a girl I was with. Long story short, she took the 200 pesos.
Have you seen the dogs down in the Sosua? Damn those are some nasty hell hounds who are scared of their own shadows, unfortunately most likely due to some kind of abuse, how sad. I wouldn't bring any full breed female dog down there for fear she would get knocked up by one of those hell hounds and create some kind of "new breed" chupacabra kinda shit, jajaja. I would even be more worried of having my dog get run over by a motoconcho or some shit. The dog would definitely need to acclimate itself to all of the loud strange sounds though.You thing the dogs are bad? Check out the weekend mongers if you really want to see some sick puppies.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/31/world/americas/31haitians.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
DeepMmpactt
09-08-11, 02:06
Thanks for posting. Okay I'm going to give you the positives and then I will give you the not so positive. Please understand I'm coming from a friendly place with this post.
I appreciate your adventuristic spirit...I haven't heard of Average White Boy, but (Average White. Band) but the rest.
Of your post is spot like usual. My bruthaa.
I haven't heard of Average White Boy, but (Average White. Band) but the rest.
Of your post is spot like usual. My bruthaa.Yeah when I first put it in quotes I wrote"average white band", but then I figured that didn't match the guys handle. So I said aint nobody on ISG going to know the difference so I put"average white boy" so yeah I'm busted LMAO.
But here is the "Average white band" video, the funkiest white brothers ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAJLGFWxYo
I can think of nothing worse in the next life to comeback as a Dominican Dog.
QUOTE=Amb832; 1194955]Most of the dogs there have better manners than some folks walking the streets.[/QUOTE]
I'm Chinese and the fucking bags made in China!El Chino Bachatero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB56Zsa2rWA
Lots of Chinese Dominicans in the DR, I usually practice my Chinese with the workers in the Pica Pollo restaurants.
Watch the HBO series Sexo Urbano the episode for Dom Rep, it features a sexy Dominicana who has some Asian features and her name is China. Chinese Dominicans own some Cabanas in DR. Pechuga (boneless chicken strips) from a Chinese Pica Polla restaurant with french fries or tostones (fried plantains) costs around $3US. Lots of Chinese in the Casinos in the DR and many Koreans on the golf courses.
I can think of nothing worse in the next life to comeback as a Dominican Dog.
QUOTE=Amb832; 1194955]Most of the dogs there have better manners than some folks walking the streets.[/QUOTE]I thought the same thing many times. It is no life for a street dog in DR.
But they are kind of stupid there. They sleep in the middle of the streets, not on the sidewalk. They chase cars, motorcycles and scooters.
No cold winter season where they get a break from fleas. Inexpensive spaying and neutering, I have not seen in the DR, so there will also be pregnant dogs and cats there.
Grandnash84
09-08-11, 21:48
El Chino Bachatero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB56Zsa2rWA
Lots of Chinese Dominicans in the DR, I usually practice my Chinese with the workers in the Pica Pollo restaurants.
Watch the HBO series Sexo Urbano the episode for Dom Rep, it features a sexy Dominicana who has some Asian features and her name is China.I tried finding it online on my iPhone app hbo go but only found mexico, brazil, and chile. Can you find the episode on hbo's official website?
For now almost all the forecast models are aiming North of Road.
https://secure.www.stormpulse.com/?fsd=1
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5-daynl#contents
http://www.dominicanweather.info/
I tried finding it online on my iPhone app hbo go but only found mexico, brazil, and chile. Can you find the episode on hbo's official website?The Dom Rep episode is available on this site (after a 15 second ad) : http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1634592
At 26:35, the part about the chica named China begins.
DeepMmpactt
09-09-11, 04:28
Yeah when I first put it in quotes I wrote"average white band", but then I figured that didn't match the guys handle. So I said aint nobody on ISG going to know the difference so I put"average white boy" so yeah I'm busted LMAO.
But here is the "Average white band" video, the funkiest white brothers ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAJLGFWxYoI agree they got.
More funk than a 20 year old pair on converses. Dem White boys played the funk.
You're a legend, around here at ISG, so we will give you a pass this time. LOL! And on.
Another note, anybody spotted that crazy ass ***** Patricia? Savepro warned me.
About her crazy ass, but, you know bruthaas are hard headed, and never listen. LOL!
I got to smash her, or get smashed. Whichever comes first.
SanLuisMex
09-09-11, 22:30
Does anyone know about this book? I ordered it (only $9) but never received it. They did not redeem the payment either so I am not out anything.
Does anyone know about this book? I ordered it (only $9) but never received it. They did not redeem the payment either so I am not out anything.Blue Book? For Sosua. That is a ripoff. A blind, deaf and dumb guy could get laid in Sosua, Easy. No need for a blue book. If you have money in Sosua, there will be no shortage of females hovering around.
A Blue Book for how to enjoy a strip club in the US, of course not.
SavePros321
09-10-11, 01:42
Does anyone know about this book? I ordered it (only $9) but never received it. They did not redeem the payment either so I am not out anything.Nope. Sosua (for single male travelers) can be summed up within a few paragraphs. How anyone is able to put together a complete book on the subject is beyond me. That book probably has as much filler in it as the so-called "ground beef" at Taco Fail (Bell).
Nope. Sosua (for single male travelers) can be summed up within a few paragraphs. How anyone is able to put together a complete book on the subject is beyond me.Coloring book with crayons.
I tried finding it online on my iPhone app hbo go but only found mexico, brazil, and chile. Can you find the episode on hbo's official website?HboGo and MaxGo, you can watch HBO and Cinemax shows, movies etc, on demand on your computer, laptop or mobile device (that has an internet connection). It may only work in the United States. I will try to connect to HBOgo and MaxGo, when I am in DR next week. I will also try to connect to Amazon Prime which has many movies and tv shows offered for free for streaming with an Amazon Prime membership. Can be useful to have Spanish language films or tv shows available to entertain chicas in a hotel room. Soon, TNT, TBS, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, truTV, and CNN will be available to view online.
On MaxGo, I recently watched Los Sultanes del Sur, in Spanish with English subtitles (easy way to learn some Spanish) , the movie was filmed in Buenos Aires, Argentina, entertaining movie and you get to see a little of Buenos Aires.
Grandnash84
09-10-11, 16:03
The Dom Rep episode is available on this site (after a 15 second ad) :
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1634592
At 26:35, the part about the chica named China begins.Thanks for the link, only if I slime spanish I would k ow what they were saying LOL
Dan The Man69
09-10-11, 18:58
For now almost all the forecast models are aiming North of Road.
https://secure.www.stormpulse.com/?fsd=1
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5-daynl#contents
http://www.dominicanweather.info/Looks like Maria will be close by Mon and Tuesday. I fly into POP on Wednesday, so crossing my fingers.
Dan The Man69
09-10-11, 19:01
I walked into Passiones and saw a surfeit of attractive women. The ISG (International Sex Guide) reports certainly were correct in stating that Passiones had the most attractive women in Sosua, although I have not been to Merengue Bar and Classicos as yet on this trip, thought they certainly were more attractive than what I saw at After One Disco last night, thought that certainly isn't saying much- considering they really weren't at all attractive there- I had to resort to choosing Aida whose real name was Catalina and who I was not planning on seeing at all on this trip being that I deleted her phone number. In addition, I did not see much in Cabarete or Sosua that was even close to what I saw in Passiones and this included a myriad of women. The bottom line is that there certainly are an abundance of attractive women in the Dominican Republic. However, there are a lot more that are not really attractive, barely doable at best and the bulk of which are flat out unattractive. This is the reality throughout the world, though there were certainly parts of the world that had a higher preponderance of women that were more attractive.
I did not want to waste time and I saw a young and lean girl with a fabulous hip-to-waist ration sitting at the bar. The last time that I chose a women in Passiones was in 2009. Her name was Margaret, who was quite voluptuous with 38 DD tits. She was way overweight the last time I saw her in February of 2011, after having lost touch with her for two years. Such an incident goes to show that the Philippines definitely reprogrammed the object of my sexual attraction, for in the Philippines I was relegated to exclusively young and attractive thin girls, with a paucity of voluptuous girls, so those were the ones that I began to develop an affinity for. After spending a few minutes talking with her I found out her name was Natalie, was from Santiago, and was presently living in Porta Plata with her sister. She said that she had no children and I told her that I had none either. She also asked whether or not I was married of which I told her I was not. I did not want to waste her time nor mine so I quickly dispensed with the introductions and got right down to business. I told her I wanted to go short time with her in the club, pointing out the package on the menu she gave me. I paid her the 2, 400 pesos and then we went to the room.
I told her I already took a shower right before I came, so I would not take one now. She smiled and seemed to be rather elated by the fact that I showed concern about personal hygiene. As I would find out from a few other girls in Passiones personal hygiene among clients was a problem for the girls and rendered working in such an establishment to be rather uninspiring, to say the least. I certainly could not say I blamed them for feeling that way.
I stripped off my clothing in front of her and laid down on the bed. She stripped off the scanty attire that she was wearing and came over to me. I immediately turned her over and began to kiss her neck, lips face, and ears. I did this gently and sensuously. I find such softness and sensuality is key in drawing away from the commercial aspect of this business to a more a girlfriend experience. I then rubbed massage oil all over her body and gave her acupressure massage, though not with that great of pressure as well as a sensual one. I only did that for a few minutes while at the same time kissing different parts of her body. Once I set the tone of the GFE (girlfriend experience) I immediately initiated the tactile stimulation of her erogenous zones. I kissed and sucked both her breasts, getting her to moan. Her breasts were not by any means large, but they were comely fashioned. After I her breasts were sufficiently stimulated I made my way down to her pussy, which was utterly immaculate- shaved and not with a hint of stubble or visible rash. I savored it with gusto, twirling my tongue around her clitoris before lavishing oral attention on the outside and inside of her labia. I altered such sensual stimulation of her clitoris and labia with sticking my tongue deep inside her vaginal tract. Such stimulation would serve as the preliminary before I would insert my penis inside her vaginal tract. After alternating between three different parts of her vagina I decided to focus exclusively on her clitoris, so as to give her an orgasm. I stuck her clitoris between my lip and tongue and flickered my tongue, rapidly serving as a vibrator so to speak. She obviously was enjoying the action because she was moaning loudly and twitching. She would not last much longer with such intense stimulation. She would go over the brink. I gave her a respite from the intense clitoral stimulation by sticking my tongue deep into her asshole. I had her on her knees with my tongue buried deep in her asshole, alternating the pushing of her hips forward and backward. Such stimulation simulated anal penetration without the pain that can be associated with anal penetration with either a dildo or penis. Regardless, she enjoyed the stimulation of her anus and I certainly don't think she had much oral stimulation of her anus during her lifetime- which was certainly a shame- considering how attractive her ass was and definitely not by the patrons at Passiones, an insight of which she would vouch for. After her anus was sufficiently stimulated I went back to her clitoris and finished her. She told me it was the first time she ever had an orgasm by a patron at Passiones. Maybe she was lying to make me feel good. I would have no way of ever knowing. The three other women I would engage in a sexual encounter with would say the same thing. She lay down on her back, for about a minute but then got right back into the action by giving me a BBBJ. The next girl I would take out of Passiones- Diosa- would not give me a bareback blow job. I always wondered whether or not it was standard procedure of the girls at Passiones to avoid giving bare back blow jobs. She said she usually gives her clients blow jobs with a condom on-again, maybe she was lying to make me feel good, but since I was clean and shaved she decided to give me a blow job without a condom on. Regardless, she gave good head, stroking my cock while at the same time going down on my shaft. Most importantly, she sucked my cock with enthusiasm while at the same time gently glazing my balls and anus, which were both considerably lubed up, with her finger tips. I felt this type of dual stimulation of two highly sensitive erogenous zones to be quite stimulating. After being sufficiently stimulated I put on a condom and penetrated her missionary style. I had a firm erection and I pushed into her deep and hard, placing my hands on the bed and getting into a proper position of leverage to really slam her hard. And her pussy was quite lubed up, so that I could really let it rip without hurting her. In fact, she wanted it harder. Yelling out muy rapido. After banging her missionary style I turned her around and penetrated her from behind. She had a perfect hip-to-waist ratio so such a position was quite stimulating. I grabbed her by the sides and pounded her hard, penetrating her pussy deeply and with great rapidity. She moaned and wanted more penetration. I then decided to pull out and lie down on the bed in a supine position, motioning her to ride on my cock cow girl style. Women love this position and this is how one knows how much a woman is into fucking, for you can't just sit there in this position. One needs to be active and she certainly was active, going up and down with great rapidity. And she certainly was a sight to behold as she grinded down on my cock. I loved watching her long raven black hair swing wildly as she drove down on my shaft.
Time was winding down, a few more minutes and a knock on the door would indicate that our session would be over. I did not have an orgasm, for I never shoot a load with a condom on and there was no time for a finishing blow job or hand job. I jumped into the shower and towel dried myself before getting dressed. She said the sex was great and thanked me for giving her two orgasms, one via oral sex and the other through vaginal sex. I asked her for her phone number, but she said she couldn't, which was bull shit for another girl from Passiones would give me her phone number. She also mentioned propina. I now knew exactly where this chica was coming from. If she would not have mentioned propina I would have given her 500 pesos. Instead I only gave her 300 pesos. I kissed her goodbye and left.Great report! Only 4 days and counting!
Blue Book? For Sosua. That is a ripoff. A blind, deaf and dumb guy could get laid in Sosua, Easy.No wonder I see so many more of these there now.
HboGo and MaxGo, you can watch HBO and Cinemax shows, movies etc, on demand on your computer, laptop or mobile device (that has an internet connection). It may only work in the United States. I will try to connect to HBOgo and MaxGo, when I am in DR next week. I will also try to connect to Amazon Prime which has many movies and tv shows offered for free for streaming with an Amazon Prime membership. Can be useful to have Spanish language films or tv shows available to entertain chicas in a hotel room.You guys are spoiling my chicas with all this high tech stuff. I usually do alright with a bottle of Brugal. 3 condoms and a bottle of lube as my form of entertainment.
SavePros321
09-10-11, 22:32
Coloring book with crayons.
Good one, lol!
It probably also has one of those maze-type puzzles in where you have to draw a line to figure out how to get from New Garden to Classico's, lol.
You guys are spoiling my chicas with all this high tech stuff. I usually do alright with a bottle of Brugal. 3 condoms and a bottle of lube as my form of entertainment.Normal Spanish language movies is nothing. Some guys bring porno DVDs. Lots of guys bring sex toys. Some guys bring masks, handcuffs, latex suits, plastic wrap, body paint etc.
...Some guys bring masks, handcuffs, latex suits, plastic wrap, body paint etc.I got to get my freak on!!!
-Helpmann :D
Great report! Only 4 days and counting!Great report?
"I told her I already took a shower right before I came, so I would not take one now. She smiled and seemed to be rather elated by the fact that I showed concern about personal hygiene."."She told me it was the first time she ever had an orgasm by a patron at Passiones."."Most importantly, she sucked my cock with enthusiasm while at the same time gently glazing my balls and anus."
The poor girl goes beyond the call of duty to make the punter feel good (and lies her ass off) , and even glazes his balls-the first time glazed cojones have put in an appearance on ISG-but he is so concerned about her moral welfare when she suggests a tip that he reduced his planned tip from 500 pesos to 300 pesos in case she spends it on fripperies, and then kisses her goodbye. And after all her benefactor has done for her, the ***** won't even give him her cell number.
Great report?
"I told her I already took a shower right before I came, so I would not take one now. She smiled and seemed to be rather elated by the fact that I showed concern about personal hygiene."."She told me it was the first time she ever had an orgasm by a patron at Passiones."."Most importantly, she sucked my cock with enthusiasm while at the same time gently glazing my balls and anus."
The poor girl goes beyond the call of duty to make the punter feel good (and lies her ass off) , and even glazes his balls-the first time glazed cojones have put in an appearance on ISG-but he is so concerned about her moral welfare when she suggests a tip that he reduced his planned tip from 500 pesos to 300 pesos in case she spends it on fripperies, and then kisses her goodbye. And after all her benefactor has done for her, the * won't even give him her cell number.Don't forget about all the free orgasms he gave this girl free of charge.
I had a blast in sosua! I think most of the mongers on this board was there as well. The place was crowded. Beautiful women, no rain and tons of sex. Can't wait to go back.
Here's a review.
Latinos looks better the walls removed. I actually go inside now. Classicos as usually has all the beautiful women after 10 as usually. La Rumba and El flow were packed. CMP has 2 heavy hitter and a bunch of ok girls, La Passions for the first time was just ok with the quality of women. New garden's selection remains the same. The usual girls. I forever want to live in the fantasy of sosua. Never getting married. To bad about all the hassle with tsa and customs. Makes flying a chore.
Blue Book? For Sosua. That is a ripoff. A blind, deaf and dumb guy could get laid in Sosua, Easy. No need for a blue book. If you have money in Sosua, there will be no shortage of females hovering around.
A Blue Book for how to enjoy a strip club in the US, of course not.Don't forget Sr Blue Book got deported from Sosua last year for impersonating an Interpol agent, he had a fake decal on his car that said Interpol! Perhaps there was more to the story?
Steve
Don't forget Sr Blue Book got deported from Sosua last year for impersonating an Interpol agent, he had a fake decal on his car that said Interpol! Perhaps there was more to the story?
SteveErnest Lader Phd? He is selling two mustang cars on his website where he hawks his book.
Hillbilly69
09-12-11, 16:55
Don't forget Sr Blue Book got deported from Sosua last year for impersonating an Interpol agent, he had a fake decal on his car that said Interpol! Perhaps there was more to the story?
SteveSo your saying Ernesto wrote the Blue Book? He had small Interpol sticker on his windshield and 9mm under his seat. Was he deported for that or because he wouldn't pay the 5k US bribe? His ex girfriend's dad was in the upper levels of Dominican Police and she wanted him gone. My Sosua buddy had to sell his things after he got the boot. It didn't help he had just dropped off owner of Sosua Bay when they pulled him over.
Mr Enternational
09-12-11, 22:51
i came back from scuba diving about 12:30, took a shower, and headed to the beach to eat. a friend of mine who just moved to sosua from brazil called to say he was on the way to meet up with me. as i was eating and we were chatting the mute girl (that i think many of you know) was about 50 yards away at another spot. she kept making signs to me. i pointed to the other girl who was sitting with her indicating that she was more my type. the mute girl made her way over and gave me the other girl's phone number. i called her and waved at her while i was on the phone with her but she hung up on me. later on she made her way over though. come to find out she runs the beach spot with her cousin. they pay 15, 000 pesos / month. she said all she ever does is go to church. when i finished eating and paid my tab i went over to her shack to sit.
i flirted with her and she became my novia that quickly. at the same time my friend was on her cousin. actually the cousin had come over to our table at the other shack before my girl did. i told her to give me a kiss while we were sitting at the table. she would not because she said that people talk a lot around there and they would think she was a hooker. i asked what her plans were for the night and she said she would be going to church when she left work. when she went inside the shack to do something i followed her in and she gave me a dfk there. i asked her is that what you are learning at church?
when we sat back down we started a picture taking session. the mute girl finally left and my friend was saying how much he liked her and thought she was a wonderful girl. it wasn't until the next day when we were at the kiosk again that i told him she was a hooker. he was shocked. lol. as we sat there a 20 year old stunner came by. she must have been one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen in sosua. she just happened to be my girl's cousin's daughter. she said that she had two children. i could not believe it. later when she had left my girl told me with tears in her eyes that both of the girl's children (a 1 year old and a 4 month old) are by her first cousin who she grew up with. both their mother's are sisters. does [CodeWord128] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128) happen quite frequently in dr?
my friend finally left about 6:00 and the shack was closing at 6:30. i told my new novia that we should go to my room and take a shower together. she agreed. we washed each other in the shower and followed up on the bed with hot sex. i could not stop teasing her about being a church girl and the hot sex we just had. we got dressed and went to get her cousin who was at a bar sad for one reason or another.
we all went to the new park. http://www.propertycenter.tv/blog/?p=223. i didn't even know it was there. the last time i was in that spot there was just a wall overlooking the ocean on a dead end street and a bunch of mosquitoes. but now it is really nice. i forgot the name the girls kept calling it but i kept joking with them saying the name was parque de las putas (because it kind of sounded like that was what they were saying.) i was hungry so we went to eat across from latino's. i paid for the cousin's meal as well because she was going to give me a pedicure the next day at the beach. so that was our fair exchange.
whenever her phone would ring i would tease her and say that is probably pastor roberta calling to see why you didn't make it to church. her and her cousin kept talking about a woman in sosua who has no teeth and guys like to get their dick sucked by her. they asked me if i would enjoy getting my dick sucked by a lady with no teeth. i clowned with them and every girl who passed i pointed and asked if that was the one they were talking about. as i was driving them home my girl smarted off about something and i told her that if she didn't shut up she would be the lady with no teeth. i dropped them off at 11pm and headed back to my room. i took a dump and got on the internet for a while and decided to head to latino's to look for patricia.
So your saying Ernesto wrote the Blue Book? He had small Interpol sticker on his windshield and 9mm under his seat. Was he deported for that or because he wouldn't pay the 5k US bribe? His ex girfriend's dad was in the upper levels of Dominican Police and she wanted him gone. My Sosua buddy had to sell his things after he got the boot. It didn't help he had just dropped off owner of Sosua Bay when they pulled him over.As I said,"perhaps there is more to the story". I doubt he ever broke even on the printing costs of The Sosua Blue Book.
Any time I ever saw Ernesto in town, he was always chilling at his stool at Toof Toof, and never caused any sort of problems with locals or expats.
Mr Enternational
09-13-11, 00:18
Is doggy style not a normal position in DR? It seems that many girls who I try to bend over for doggy get scared thinking I want to fuck them in the ass.
Is doggy style not a normal position in DR? It seems that many girls who I try to bend over for doggy get scared thinking I want to fuck them in the ass.I can't speak for the entire island but 90% of the women I've been with in the DR since 2001 have initiated it with me.
What getting fucked in the ass? Just kidding! I always have a good time with the girls in multiple positions.
I can't speak for the entire island but 90% of the women I've been with in the DR since 2001 have initiated it with me.
Anybody know anything about the condos across from Rocky's? Is there a decent sized pool? Is that condo development quiet?
"Friday night September 9th, the Tourist Police (Politur) raided the bars of the Pedro Clisante street again. The police arrested more than 40 women and brought them to the police station were they had to spend and a night in a filthy cell. The commander of the police Johnny Alberto Liranzo Bocio, justified the action by saying that the ladies harassed tourists. Also there should be pickpockets among the women who recently robbed some tourists."
What getting fucked in the ass? Just kidding! I always have a good time with the girls in multiple positions.Naw str8 sex. The girls seem to love getting banged from behind or "cuatro" as I think I remember them calling it.
Hillbilly69
09-13-11, 14:47
As I said,"perhaps there is more to the story". I doubt he ever broke even on the printing costs of The Sosua Blue Book.
Any time I ever saw Ernesto in town, he was always chilling at his stool at Toof Toof, and never caused any sort of problems with locals or expats.Ernesto is my friend I just doubt I see him again unless he comes to Colombia or Cuba opens up.
hi peeps,
this is my first time going to dr staying sosua and was wondering if anyone can help me on prices for girls out there? how does it work?
i been thailand 3 times and you got short term or long term from 1000baht to 2000baht.
is there alot of chicas out in sosua and where is the best place to be at nights for some sexy latin chicas with big bootys?
hope to hear from everyone that has been out there.
thanks
SavePros321
09-13-11, 17:36
"Friday night September 9th, the Tourist Police (Politur) raided the bars of the Pedro Clisante street again. The police arrested more than 40 women and brought them to the police station were they had to spend and a night in a filthy cell. The commander of the police Johnny Alberto Liranzo Bocio, justified the action by saying that the ladies harassed tourists. Also there should be pickpockets among the women who recently robbed some tourists."SJO is even looking better than Sosoua right now. And they have a female President! Cheaper flight. 3 hour straight shot from Houston. MDE flights are also cheaper than POP flights from Houston.
I guess Sosua has made up my mind for me as to where I am heading to next. Not interested in going from one draconian sex prison (USA) to another one (Sosua).
Buena Suerte gents.
Member #4351
09-13-11, 17:43
Lugalzaggizi, interesting and well written report; thanks. May I suggest that you pay Jackson his $29. 95 so that you will be able to send and receive PMs?
SJO is even looking better than Sosoua right now. And they have a female President! Cheaper flight. 3 hour straight shot from Houston. MDE flights are also cheaper than POP flights from Houston.
I guess Sosua has made up my mind for me as to where I am heading to next. Not interested in going from one draconian sex prison (USA) to another one (Sosua).
Buena Suerte gents.I'm headed to the north coast soon and Sosua is not my primary agenda, whats that tell you? Kicking back in Puerto Plata with occasional trips to Cabarete. Sosua will only be for a Presidente then I'm out. After the good ole Sosuas demise, it would be like going to a backup trick because your favorite trick died.
SJO is even looking better than Sosua right now...That's where I will be in two months.
-Helpmann :)
Manizales911
09-13-11, 23:22
SJO is even looking better than Sosoua right now. And they have a female President! Cheaper flight. 3 hour straight shot from Houston. MDE flights are also cheaper than POP flights from Houston.
I guess Sosua has made up my mind for me as to where I am heading to next. Not interested in going from one draconian sex prison (USA) to another one (Sosua).
Buena Suerte gents.Just my opinion but Sosua on the worst night I have ever seen is much better than SJO on its best night. Of course if you have been to SJO a billion times and have a little black book full of numbers with enough stellar performers to satisfy you then I guess the opposite would hold true but for someone that is a newbie in both places or a Sosua vet but a newbie in SJO then Sosua wins hands down.
Just my two centavos and of course YMMV.
SavePros321
09-13-11, 23:28
Just my opinion but Sosua on the worst night I have ever seen is much better than SJO on its best night. Of course if you have been to SJO a billion times and have a little black book full of numbers with enough stellar performers to satisfy you then I guess the opposite would hold true but for someone that is a newbie in both places or a Sosua vet but a newbie in SJO then Sosua wins hands down.
Just my two centavos and of course YMMV.Even if that is the case at least you don't have the police snatching up talent out of the bars and arresting them in SJO. Think about it: if there were only 60 chicas out that night and the Politur picked up 40, then there is only 20 left for you to pick from and only a handful of them may be doable.
My Excel skills are limited at this point, but someone needs to bust out a forecasting model using the past data (of raids) to determine the probability of a raid going down in Sosua during your planned travel dates. Because somebody ended up having to go back their room alone and jerk off last Friday night, LOL!
Even if that is the case at least you don't have the police snatching up talent out of the bars and arresting them in SJO. Think about it: if there were only 60 chicas out that night and the Politur picked up 40, then there is only 20 left for you to pick from and only a handful of them may be doable.
My Excel skills are limited at this point, but someone needs to bust out a forecasting model using the past data (of raids) to determine the probability of a raid going down in Sosua during your planned travel dates. Because somebody ended up having to go back their room alone and jerk off last Friday night, LOL!I bought a mixed bag of candy at walmart today, for my trip that begins at midnight tonight. The bag of candy contains jolly rancher lollipops (your favorite candy to give the DR chicas, LOL). Should be interesting to see some chicas with big, thick lips suck on the lollipops before any foreplay takes place.
Sabor and I and a few other ISG guys will sample some chicas in Santo Domingo.
SJO is even looking better than Sosoua right now. And they have a female President! Cheaper flight. 3 hour straight shot from Houston. MDE flights are also cheaper than POP flights from Houston.
I guess Sosua has made up my mind for me as to where I am heading to next. Not interested in going from one draconian sex prison (USA) to another one (Sosua).
Buena Suerte gents.I've had a good time in both places. I go to some spots in San Jose with good prices and I like the diversity since you have women from several countries there. If you've gone to Sosua a gazillion times its not a bad change of pace. Also, the talent level in the Del Rey is pretty nice. I could never be stuck on Sosua or any one spot. I like Sosua a lot but there is a lot to see in the DR besides Sosua. Also, other countries like Colombia are a lot of fun.
at least you don't have the police snatching up talent out of the bars and arresting them in SJO.This is what the typical talent looks like at the Del Rey.
Dan The Man69
09-14-11, 02:58
This is what the typical talent looks like at the Del Rey.They are both good. I'll be landing in POP tomorrow for the weekend.
Then back io SJO for Halloween weekend, staying@the Sportsmen's.
Give me a shout if you see me. I usually wear my Pirates Club hat.
Dan
Trip Report Day 8: The Sweetest Taboo Returns coming soonCH,
We have been waiting for the continuation of your trip reports, please post when you can.
SavePros321
09-14-11, 04:01
Lugalzaggizi, interesting and well written report; thanks. May I suggest that you pay Jackson his $29. 95 so that you will be able to send and receive PMs?I think membership is still $19.95. At least that's what it says on the home page anyway.
Damn, now Sosua is below Costa Rica. I've been to both and atleast CR is predictable. Jao you are in for the time of your life hanging with Sabor, hes one of the smoothest dudes I've ever met.
Coolie High
09-14-11, 10:08
CH,
We have been waiting for the continuation of your trip reports, please post when you can.Jao,
My friend things got so out of whack with the sosua board (you know guys from other boards asking for pics of a crazy puta etc) that I didn't even think anybody was still reading my reports so I stop posting.
All my reports are done so I'll post day 8 and day 9 back to back for you.
Manizales911
09-14-11, 14:56
even if that is the case at least you don't have the police snatching up talent out of the bars and arresting them in sjo. think about it: if there were only 60 chicas out that night and the politur picked up 40, then there is only 20 left for you to pick from and only a handful of them may be doable.
my excel skills are limited at this point, but someone needs to bust out a forecasting model using the past data (of raids) to determine the probability of a raid going down in sosua during your planned travel dates. because somebody ended up having to go back their room alone and jerk off last friday night, lol!based on reports here over the last year or so there have been a handful of large raids at best so if you go to sosua once a month over that time period like i have the chances are pretty slim you will be there when it happens, i have been to sosua a fuck load of times and never had a problem with a lack of available girls and i challenge anyone to tell me they went to sosua and there weren't enough girls in that town i mean come on now! i would hope that anyone that has been to sosua more than once would have contacts as backup or know that even on a night of a raid that there are options such as passions or jumping in a cab and going to pop etc, no reason to jerk off in the dr. what i didn't like about sjo is walking around at night is very sketchy and the prices of the quality girls is at least double what it is in sosua. yes, there are low prices to be had but generally there is a significant drop off in quality when you bargain shop in sjo. i can still get a girl in sosua that is easy on the eyes and a firecracker in bed for 1000-1500 pesos ($27-40usd) , try doing that in sjo and you will be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
based on reports here over the last year or so there have been a handful of large raids at best so if you go to sosua once a month over that time period like i have the chances are pretty slim you will be there when it happens, i have been to sosua a fuck load of times and never had a problem with a lack of available girls and i challenge anyone to tell me they went to sosua and there weren't enough girls in that town i mean come on now! i would hope that anyone that has been to sosua more than once would have contacts as backup or know that even on a night of a raid that there are options such as passions or jumping in a cab and going to pop etc, no reason to jerk off in the dr. what i didn't like about sjo is walking around at night is very sketchy and the prices of the quality girls is at least double what it is in sosua. yes, there are low prices to be had but generally there is a significant drop off in quality when you bargain shop in sjo. i can still get a girl in sosua that is easy on the eyes and a firecracker in bed for 1000-1500 pesos ($27-40usd) , try doing that in sjo and you will be scraping the bottom of the barrel.mani i agree with some of your post, but you previously said you werent a late night hunter. at midnight on a weekend there are just as many dudes as girls. does this mean that there is pussy there? yes. does this mean the ratio is more favorible for guys? no. most of the vets have already gone underground with their hidden connections, will a newbie be able to do this? no. plus why would a chica in this "new sosua age" care to look forward to a guys return trip when he only fucked her for an hour. mani you are old school like me and we are way ahead of what others know, but there is a new breed of girls in sosua who are adjusting to this new breed of guys. no more fun out the bed, strickly buisiness.
costa rica is totally fucked up, but it does have a market. also there are colombianas, ticas, nicas, and dominicanas. so there are more options, but they are more expensive. plus if you don't know spanis, alot of girls in the del rey speak english. the girs are serious about maintaining their pricing in sjo, whereas sosua there is flexibility. one last thing there are spots like "little havana" "zona blue" where you can get girls for 50usd, but its only for an hour. try offering a girl in the "new sosua" 50usd for an all nighter like in the "old sosua" and she will walk away laughing.
Member #4351
09-14-11, 15:50
I think membership is still $19.95. At least that's what it says on the home page anyway.You're right and I'm wrong. Too bad its impossible to edit a post more than an hour after its written.
MiamiHeatLuver
09-14-11, 18:29
mani i agree with some of your post, but you previously said you werent a late night hunter. at midnight on a weekend there are just as many dudes as girls. does this mean that there is pussy there? yes. does this mean the ratio is more favorible for guys? no. most of the vets have already gone underground with their hidden connections, will a newbie be able to do this? no. plus why would a chica in this "new sosua age" care to look forward to a guys return trip when he only fucked her for an hour. mani you are old school like me and we are way ahead of what others know, but there is a new breed of girls in sosua who are adjusting to this new breed of guys. no more fun out the bed, strickly buisiness.
costa rica is totally fucked up, but it does have a market. also there are colombianas, ticas, nicas, and dominicanas. so there are more options, but they are more expensive. plus if you don't know spanis, alot of girls in the del rey speak english. the girs are serious about maintaining their pricing in sjo, whereas sosua there is flexibility. one last thing there are spots like "little havana" "zona blue" where you can get girls for 50usd, but its only for an hour. try offering a girl in the "new sosua" 50usd for an all nighter like in the "old sosua" and she will walk away laughing.still have some of my dominicanas texting me and as friends on fb. keeping in contact with them via email or fb is the key when you find that "diamond in the rough" in sosua. they are always changing their cell numbers for some reason or another.
my friends are planning a super bowl trip so i actually see what all this "new sosua" fuss is about. i'm sure ill find some good tln's for 1500 with a promise that i might "wife it" with them for a few days and a regalito. hit the beach in the am's then back to the apartment for some afternoon delight, without having to look for beach rats or heading to maranata or chraramicos. if i find a real gem i have no problems "wifing it" for a few days, you know what you have already. a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush! i've had some real good ones that i have released only to regret it immensely while walking around classicos drunk at 2am looking for the next best thing. as you can see i don't scrape the bottom of the barrel either. these girls are from santiago, bani and santo domingo but found in sosua.
p.s. sorry about the sideways pics.. my image browser fixes them when i view view them prior to posting. next time i'll double check. just tilt your heads a little. lol
still have some of my dominicanas texting me and as friends on fb. keeping in contact with them via email or fb is the key when you find that "diamond in the rough" in sosua. they are always changing their cell numbers for some reason or another.
my friends are planning a super bowl trip so i actually see what all this "new sosua" fuss is about. i'm sure ill find some good tln's for 1500 with a promise that i might "wife it" with them for a few days and a regalito. hit the beach in the am's then back to the apartment for some afternoon delight, without having to look for beach rats or heading to maranata or chraramicos. if i find a real gem i have no problems "wifing it" for a few days, you know what you have already. a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush! i've had some real good ones that i have released only to regret it immensely while walking around classicos drunk at 2am. as you can see i don't scrape the bottom of the barrel either. these girls are from santiago, bani and santo domingo but found in sosua.you, mani, and several vets have that 'old sosua' style as you just mentioned. we know secrets and how to manuver. but i would be careful with these girls on fb. just had a girl pm every female on my page with insulting comments, banned her asap. i've got three regulars that beg for money quaterly. they know i don't send money but seem to like to put themselves through the drama, amazing. daughter need school money, mom in hospital, dental, birthday etc. i would take up two pages in isg to tell all the stories.
SavePros321
09-14-11, 18:57
Try offering a girl in the "New Sosua" 50usd for an all nighter like in the "old Sosua" and she will walk away laughing.I would like to add to this the fact that chicas are taking a very high risk of being in Sosua these days. I can see them trying to make as much money as they can on the first trick before they (eventually) get locked up and taken off the street for the night, rendering them unavailable to earn. If you have ever been a wage/hr earner or supervisor at a wage per hour job, this is the equivalent of sending someone who usually works eight hours a day home after only being at work for an hour or two. Do this to him (or have it happen to you) a few times a week and you can really fuck someone's paycheck up.
It is not too far-fetched to actually see chicas "walking away laughing" at 50usd (in terms of pesos as per C. Pooter :) )because of the fact that (I believe) these raids are to scare the chicas off to begin with (and there should be no doubt that they badly want to arrest mongers in these raids as well if they thought they could get away with it). Sure there will be risk-takers, but again they risk being arrested. Eventually you end up having more mongers than chicas and this gives the chicas the upper-hand in deciding what price they are willing to accept.
Charles Pooter
09-14-11, 19:01
Try offering a girl in the "New Sosua" 50usd for an all nighter like in the "old Sosua" and she will walk away laughing.My advice to newbies:
(1) Do not offer, negotiate, or even think in dollars. If you talk dollars to the chicas it can have two bad effects:
Firstly, it conveys the impression you are not an experienced DR monger and still have a "stateside" mindset. And a stateside mindset means, as we have seen in so many reports from overpaying guys, that you are comparing their price to what you would pay in North America and thinking almost everything in the DR is a bargain.
Secondly, most chicas are innumerate and also don't keep up with (or even understand the concept of) exchange rates. To ensure they don't lose out they will "round-up", usually to US$50 for short-time and to US$100 for TLN. So if you talk in dollars a chica will insist on US$50 but if you offered her 1500 pesos (US$40) she will be quite happy as that is the price she was trying to achieve anyway.
(2) Find yourself a nice semi-pro, not the old tattooed slags who hang round the New Garden or the Caribbean Massage Parlor. (By "old" here I am referring to years on the game, not years since birth). As Mr Gogo says, these latter might indeed waddle or totter away laughing.
When you have found her, offer $1000 pesos for ST or $1500 pesos for TLN, plus a propina if all goes well. (If she turns that down she would probably not turn out well anyway). But treat her nicely, not like a w h o re.
Remember! Stop thinking in dollars as soon as you step off the plane!
Coolie High
09-14-11, 21:42
(sorry for the delay gents)
woke up and decided to play with starr and bubbly with my new found freedom. this place is a got damn dream world. i can see why guys comedown here and lose there mind. afterwards the girls are getting dress and i'm chillin with junior.
ch: yo these honeys define cool. they didn't even complain that i didn't take care of them yesterday.
junior: they don't say nothing to you but they say something to me.
ch: really? interesting.
i call the girls to the living room so we can talk. starr&bubbly made my vacation a great one and i have rewarded them nicely but where at a point of are yaw going to be my girls or is this still a business transactions. in the states this line is soo simple to see but here the line gets weird. if the system down here provided better paying jobs i highly doubt these girls would even indulge in this lifestyle to care for their family. but netherless i need to see where we all stand.
i had junior let them know that i'm going to take care of them one last time today and that's it. if your my girls then you'll stay the rest of the time here and we enjoy each other. or you can leave and be with dazzler trifling ass trying to suck another dick to eat for the day. the choice is urs cus either way i'm good. and wouldn't you know it they agreed to my terms.
i goes to the bank and take care of them and all is well. the ladies has something's to do so we drop them off at there place. as we drop them off we gave out the last box of toys to the kids and true to juniors word it wasnt enough. but like i said we do what we can.
kiss the ladies and told them i'll see them later this evening. was a little hungry and decided to go back to the italion restaurant from yesterday.
ch: junior call mr. m and see if he like to join us for lunch.
junior: i'm on it.
5 mins later.
junior: he says he'll meet us there.
ch: cool.
we meet up with mr. m and order our food. then i get a call
tomjackin: hey whatcha up too?
ch: nothing much just chillin ordering food from the italion restaurant from yesterday. want to slide thru.
tomjackin: i'm on the way.
this is not going to be a repeat of yesterday. where going to have a regular sit down lunch and be cool. coolie stay strong. don't succumb to temptation. tomjackin enters the scene. he orders a glass of wine. all is well.
ch: so what's the plan for tonight gents. i'm thinking about hittn playa dorada and then hit crystal for old time sake. u down?
tomjackin: yeah in down.
mr. m: cool i roll with you.
the food comes and where just chillin watching the ladies walk by cooling out to the sosua life. and then.
tomjackin: u ready for round two.
ch: make the call.
fuck here we go again. temptation is a moutha down here.
ch&tijuana: salute!
2nd shot. 3rd shot. 4thshot.
ch: got damn sambuca.
mr. m: then why keep drinking it.
ch: fuck it why not! where on vacation.
mr. m: good answer.
ch: ready for another one.
tijuana: make the call!
i'm not going down for the count this time. i got plans for tonight. i'm drinking water just as fast as where taking shots. tomjackin on the other hand is asking for more wine with his sambuca. either way we wounded up just as before. tom stumbling to his hotel and ol'coolie stumbling to the truck. great muthafucking times.
ooh and what's this. i see a pretty young thing. damn she's bad but my instincts kick in.
in my mind: pass on it! not feeling this honey.
ch: but this broad is fine.
junior sees i'm stumbling on my game so he holla at her for me and just like that where on our way to the villa. we get to the villa and junior leaves to pick up some things for the house. it's just me and this broad.
we gets to the room and she starts to rush me as if i'm speedy gonzales.
ch: wait a damn minute! this isn't tijuana. relax and be cool. feel the vibe. besome (kiss me)
broad: no besos. no like.
ch: wtf.
i reach for the phone.
ch: junior come get this. not now but right now.
junior: be there in 5mins.
a hardcore puta equals a buzz kill. damn and i was feeling good too. should have listen to my instincts. usually i don't take pics of no honeys i didn't smash but fuck it. enjoy gents.
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gave her $26 dollars and 49cents (@37. 75 to 1) to begone from my presences.
ch: hey junior when your done dropping this broad off will you scoop up starr&bubbly for me. i'm in need of my quality time.
junior: no worries boss. i'm calling them right now.
and just like that 20mins later sure enough starr&bubbly were back at my door. yum yum my midday desert is here. bubbly starts off with me while starr gets undress. starr enters the scene and patiently waits for her turn as she kisses me. and then.
ml: switch.
a grown mans disneyland indeed. afterwards i got my rest and started to get my mind right for tonight. i figure it's going to be a dick teasing friday night. was soo got damn happy and drained from them two that i couldn't possibly holla at another honey. let the ladies know that it's going to be a mans night out. told them to be cool in the villa and i'll see them in a few hours. kiss my honey buns and off me and junior go. tried to call mr. m and tomjackin but both aren't picking up.
ch: fuck it! let's head to playa dorado and see what's poppin tonight.
junior: heading there now.
we get to playa dorada and its very interesting. u go thru a gate and it's a whole new world. u got to golf course, hotels, restaurants etc all in this compund. the ambiance was cool but the fiesta was lacking.
ch: where the fuck is everybody? i seen more people in a shack of club off the main road then this place.
junior: don't know boss. this use to be a happening place. but things are very slow down here. there's another club not to far. i'll take you there
we get to the second club and it's the same. dead.
ch: it is friday is it not? get me out of here this place is ga-bage.
so much for playa dorado. we start to head to crystal. those who read my last years report know that these girls are very aggressive. your going to have 10 to 12 girls stop you at the door try to molest you at every turn. i'm rocking back and forth like a kid trying to prepare for an ass whipping.
ch: i'm not going to get molested! i'm not going going to get molested.
junior: boss your going to be fine.
ch: i'm not going to get molested! i'm not going to get molested.
it's time. i get to the front and i see salvation again. to the right is the vip section. ooh and what's this the ladies are temporally occupied with some other gentlemen. i make a quick dash to the vip like cal ripken stealing for home base. safe!
that was close. i swear to you as soon as my ass hit the vip i look up and there's 15 of them begging to come join me. i takes my time and pick one. she's sits on my lap and starts to bounce that ass up and down like it's s low rider. and then.
ch: wait a minute! these aren't real! these tities are fake.
junior: yeah that sucks.
ch: got dammit! if i wanted fake tits i stay in vegas. i need authenticity. junior.
junior tells the fake tit to take a hike. let's see whose next!
ch: whom i like this one. come here my dear.
she comes and sit on ol'coolies lap. i proceed to do my mr. miyagi wax-on, wax off technique on that ass. and then the music changes.
ch: wtf? is the dj playing celine dion.
junior: unfortunately yes.
ch: u don't ever play celine dion in a stripclub. ever.
hell this is what they should be playing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnfd5wook1y
got the last honey dip number but kinda figure that i wouldn't have time to squeeze her into my schedule. at this point starr&bubbly got me lock up tight. and i was more then satisfied.
ch: yo let's hit up the block (pedro clisante) real quick and see what's popping.
junior: cool.
we get to the block and its a little slow. had no plans to go inside classicos. i just want to see the traffic movement of the honeys. so we chilled at the winners circle.
ch: holy shit! is that sade.
junior: yeap that's her.
ch: damn she looking good.
she didn't see us and i wasn't going to call out her name. instead i wanted to watch her movement. wanted to see if i could catch her in the act going with the another dude but that wasn't the case. she about to leave and go home alone. she passes the winners circle and still doesn't see us. ooh well i got two honey buns waiting for me at the crib. 10mins later.
sade: hola mi amor.
ch: ooh shit! stop scarring me like that.
man is this girl so magnificently fine. the queen returns to claim what's hers. but before i succumb to this sweetest taboo we needed to talk.
ch: yo junior let's find a place where we can talk privately.
junior: i'm on it boss.
we find a quiet place and i had junior translate for me. i tell her the reason why i stop talking to her.
(loosely translated)
ch: i'm not sending you money while your fucking other dudes. your not getting me.
sade: well i thought when you said we were together you meant exactly that. u know i don't want this lifestyle.
ch: well how many guys have you been with since i was with you. be honest.
she gives a slight smirk.
sade: nada mi amor! only you.
ch: work it baby! sell me a dream! how can we grow and your not honest with me.
she tries to change the subject.
sade: well i hope your enjoying your time with stumble and bumble.
ch: thats starr &bubbly.
sade: whatever! no one pleases you like i do.
ch: i know. now be honest and answer my question.
sade: k mi amor. possibly uno mas.
ch: woman stop playing with me. no honesto.
i started to get little frustrated but then i realize that i was calling the kettle black. i can't call her shit out when i'm doing the the exact samething. both of us are working girls. the only difference is that she does it for survival and a better living for her family and i do it for pure enjoyment. she sees the calm within me and slides in for a kiss. ooh god have i miss kissing those lips. i'm done.
ch: vamanos.
junior: boss.
ch: ooh shit! i forgot! starr and bubbly is at the villa.
junior: no worries. i think i know where's a cabana at.
for the longest time i never saw the reason why anyone need a cabana when you got your place at home but now i get.
ch: aaight junior lead the way.
we dipped to a place i believe called love cabana. it wasnt to far from my villa. had to go off a dirt path but follow the signs and boom where there. it's 3am and it's total darkness.
ch:yo check on the girls and make up a lie for me. come get me at 8am.
junior: got it! see you in a few hours.
junior leaves the scene and then the dude that runs the place comes to me.
ch: cuantos til 8am.
worker: $700pesos.
ch: cool.
paid the worker and where off into the cabana. very nice! i'll be damn this place got a flat screen tv. hell my villa doesn't have a flat screen. ooh and la cama is really nice. real nice and sturdy for coolie to work his magic.
she starts to get undress. i proceeded to turn on her theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcpc18sg6ua
soon as she heard the music she had a huge smirk on her face.
ch:yeah you know who that is! now bring all that heavenly glory to me.
truth be told i waited for over a year for this moment, to have her in my arms once more. this is how babies get made gents.
trip report day 9: negra es bonita coming soon
Coolie High
09-14-11, 21:55
(SORRY FOR THE DELAY GENTS)
Trip Report Day 9: Negra es Bonita.
It's early Saturday morning and all you heard was Sades sweetest taboo on replay and the sounds of pleasure. And then
Speaker: You have 15 mins before times up.
CH: DAMN 8am is almost here already.
FUCK ME! I need more time. Then I get a call.
Junior: Boss just giving you the heads up that I'm outside waiting for you.
CH: k cool! How's Starr & Bubbly?
Junior: I didn't go back to the villa. I just stay up and chilled at a bar til it was time to come get you.
CH: WTF? U SERIOUS? I told you to go and check on them. They've been there the WHOLE night by themselves.
Junior: Sorry boss.
CH: Fuck it! Go and check on them for me. And come back at 12 to pick me up.
Junior: I'm on it! Be back at 12.
CH: Real Shaky Junior.
I get off the phone and tell Sade to let the worker of the cabana know how much is it to stay until 12 noon.
Sade: mi amor til noon es 500pesos.
CH: Cool.
I paid it and just like that where back into each others arms. Where falling for each other even more with every kiss. I couldn't help myself. I had to to make another love scene. Afterwards.
Sade: Mi Amor you professional freaky freaky.
CH: No U professional freaky freaky! Now come a little closer.
If this was a regular movie we would've been ran out of film. Finally we pass out into each others arms. What a muthafucking night!
Got the 15min call before checkout and we start to get dress. I slides her some bread.
CH: For you bambino.
Sade: gracias mi amor. Te quiero.
Junior picks us up and we drop her off. I tell her we'll hookup possibly later today.
Sade: bye mi amor! Te amo.
CH: Te amo tambien.
Got damnit Coolie SNAP out of it! Your falling for her faster then a fatman falling out of a chair. Need to get my mind off her.
CH: Yo how's the girls.
Junior: Their good. No problems.
CH: What you tell'them?
Junior: I toldem you got drunk over Mr. M's house.
CH: My man.
We get to villa ooh and what is this. My girls are cooking me breakfast.
Bubbly: mi amor. U hambre?
CH: WHY yes I am! Please continue.
After all that love making this morning I couldn't help but be a little hungry. Starr &Bubbly fix my plate and all is well.
CH: Hey Junior what's that slogan of urs again.
Junior: THIS IS THEE LIFE.
Damn right it is! After breakfast I was still on my sexual high and had the urge to go at it again with Starr&Bubbly! I takes them both to my room. What can I say. I was made for pleasing multiple woman.
ML: SWITCH.
Sometime later where all chillin in the living room watching tv enjoying each other company.
(loosely translated)
Starr: So where were you last night?
CH: Junior told you. I was over Mr. Ms house and got drunk.
Starr: yeah ok! U were with another woman.
CH: no I wasn't. Te queiro.
Star: Coolie please! No need to gas me up.
Damn you Starr and your common sense and high intelligence. Not going to lie but her being very cerebral was a turn on to me. We converse on other things in life and then I compliment her all around beauty.
CH: Eres linda! Mi amor.
Starr: No Eres Linda! Blanca Eres linda.
CH: WHAT THE FUCK! No mi amor. Negra es Bonita tambien.
What the fuck is going on down in DR! We need a revolution down this muthafucka. I get into my Malcolm X mode and called Bubbly over. I point to my skin and then I tell them to point to there's.
CH: Now repeat after me. Negra es bonita.
Starr&Bubbly: Negra es Bonita
CH: Otra Vez!
Starr&Bubbly: Negra es Bonita.
CH: MAS FUERTE!
Starr&Bubbly: NEGRA ES BONITA!
You muthafucking right! Black is beautiful! Had to strike a fist in the air like I was protesting to free Angela Davis.
I'ma fuck around and start a revolution to love your self down this moutha. Matter of fact next time I come down here I'ma get shirts that says "Negra es Bonita" and have them wear it for me. Hmmm I'ma need to holla at Naptime when it's time to get my shirts done. I chilled with the ladies a few more hours and then Junior gets a call from Mr. M.
Junior: Yo Mr. O pool party is on! Mr. M says that there already at the party and to slide thru.
CH: OOH SHIT! Damn near forgot about the pool party.
Junior: BTW boss Sade has called me 3 times already. She wants to know when can she see you again!
CH: K Cool!
Hmmmm a decision once again needs to be made! Starr&Bubbly or Sade. Fuck it I've already spent alot of time with Starr&Bubbly. I think it's time for some more of that sweetest taboo.
CH: Yo Junior drop the girls off for me and then call Sade up and tell her to meet me at my villa.
Junior: I'm on it boss.
I say good bye to the ladies and start to get dress for the party. Ooh and what's this. Starr&Bubbly left some of there things here. Better hide it before Sade comes.
Junior returns and I'm ready for the pool party!
CH: Got dammit whats taking Sade so damn long.
I calls her up!
Sade:Hola mi amor.
CH: Donde estas?
Sade: I'm almost there. Una momento.
CH: VAMANOS! AHORA.
Sade: K mi amor.
Well ill be damn gents. I'm in the land of plentyiful pussy and here I am sitting here waiting on a woman. The power of the pussy is strong fellow mongers. Fuck it she's here! Ooh and what's this she brought extra clothes. She starts to talk to Junior.
CH: Yo what she just say?
Junior: She says she's staying with you all night.
CH: I know.
She drops off her stuff at my crib and we proceeded to go to the party. The party was at another Casa Linda villa not to far from us. We get there and the party is in full effect. 30chicas and 10brothas. All was having a good time.
Mr. M: WTF! See I knew this was going to happen. I see your lock in love with Sade again! Damn I should've bet you money.
CH: I'm only human LOL! She found me again and wouldn't let go.
Mr. M: No your ass wouldn't let go!
CH: Ok ok! We both couldn't let go LOL.
I chills and talk to my man Mr. M while my girl fixes my plate. Ima fuck around and marry this broad. This woman knows how to take care of a man.
CH: Yo I want to hit up somethin new tonight.
Mr. M: Yo there's a new club in Cabarette right on the beach we should check out.
CH: aaight cool! Your not going bluff out on me like last night are you!
Mr. M: Naw I'm down for sure tonight
Sade brings my food and with a presidente grande to quench my thirst. Now that's service with a smile. Afterwards I dig deeper into Sades life.
Junior: She says she's amazed at how much you remember.
CH: Ooh everything she tells me I'm processing it like a computer.
We converse more and I ask her how much is all her bills a month total too.
Sade: $1000 us dollars.
CH: Thats IT! So to take care of you, your two kids and your mother only cost a grand! WOW.
Fuck a fine honey in the states with no kids can cost you more then that a month. Hmmm so a grand a month is the magic number to keep you off of Pedro clisante. Interesting!
The fiesta continued on with good food, good music and good people. One of Mr. M's friend said it best about the festivities.
Cool Brotha: Man I love it when our people does things proper.
CH: ain't that the got damn truth! Everyone always talk about us throwing money in the air acting like donkeys flashin cash but this right here is what they should be talking about. A fiesta with NO problems and NO worries.
It started to get a little late so I paid my respects again to Mr. O for inviting me to the party and off me and my entourage goes.
Mr. M: Hey I'll meet you at your place at around 12.
CH: K cool.
We gets to the villa and Sade is laying right under me. Turn on my New Monger theme music and proceeded to kiss every part of her body. Ooh I saved this song just for such an occasion! Like I always say every good monger needs a theme music. Feel the vibe gents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1WpzCvZJ_g
Time pass and we all start to get ready for tonight. Gentle rain cools down the weather. My guest arrives and off we go. We finds a parking space and head toward out destination.
Mr. M: Yo after the club we should get some pizza here. This place is good.
CH: Cool I'm down.
We gets to the club and it's pack. It's called the Ojo club! Hmmmm! Very Nice! The crowd is a mix crowd from all over the world. There's still plenty of females to get your monger on but I got mines so I'm cool. I sees the VIP.
CH: Yo tell the waitress to make a spot for us.
Junior: I'm on it.
We gets to the table and the waitress tells us that they have a special going on. A bottle of Stohli and 2red bulls for 2000pesos!
CH: That's IT! Shit I paid far more for less at Classicos. Make it soo!
Got to feeling this going to be my new spot when I come to DR. While the drinks was coming I gave my camera to mr. M to check out the pics of my latest endeavors.
CH: Yo money you blowing up the spot! My girl can damn near see the pics. Keep it close to you.
Mr. M: My bad.
The bottle comes and the party is jumping. Yeah I can dig it. Couple hours later we head to the pizza joint. We place our order and all is chill. While we wait for our food I see 5 sexy chicas walking to the club.
CH: NEGRA ES BONITA.
Chica: Thank you baby!
Ooh the revolution is coming. And I'ma be right there on the front lines promoting self love like I'm a muthafuckin hippie. Afterwards I said goodnight to my man Mr:M and off we go. Got to the villa and had a late nite taste for some Sade before bed! But you already knew that!
Trip Report Day 10: Last Night in Paradise coming soon
MiamiHeatLuver
09-15-11, 00:58
You, Mani, and several vets have that 'Old Sosua' style as you just mentioned. We know secrets and how to manuver. But I would be careful with these girls on FB. Just had a girl pm every female on my page with insulting comments, banned her asap. I've got three regulars that beg for money quaterly. They know I don't send money but seem to like to put themselves through the drama, amazing. Daughter need school money, mom in hospital, dental, birthday etc. I would take up two pages in ISG to tell all the stories.Bro make sure you block your wall, photos and most of all friends. And tell her you just use it to chat just once in a while. If you don't think It will fly. You have to create a dummy FB account with a different email. And use an alias name. Set your preferences to "nobody can search for you" either by putting in your name or email. Believe me bro it sounds harder than it is! Jeje LOL
You can have a great time in both locations. I've gotten freebies in both and there are plenty of local tico casas around town that many mongers never even make it to. I have friends that prefer Medellin over both. It all depends on your taste, skill set, etc. Many factors come into play. From Cuba to Cali there are a lot of options.
Nothing wrong with having a favorite location or one that works best for you. If you haven't been to CR, do the research. There is a CR section with pics and trip reports. There are mongers that dislike or like various locations for various reasons. I like both CR and DR, but I don't have a problem pulling non-putas or mongering in either.
TomJackin: U ready for round two.
CH: MAKE THE CALL.
Fuck here we go again. Temptation is a moutha down here.
CH&Tijuana: SALUTE!
2nd shot. 3rd shot. 4thshot.
CH: Got damn sambuca.
Mr. M: Then why keep drinking it.
CH: Fuck it why not! Where on vacation.
Mr. M: Good answer.
CH: Ready for another one.
Tijuana: MAKE THE CALL!
I'm not going down for the count this time. I got plans for tonight. I'm drinking water just as fast as where taking shots. TomJackin on the other hand is asking for more wine with his sambuca. Either way we wounded up just as before. Tom stumbling to his hotel and Ol'Coolie stumbling to the truck. Great muthafucking times.Call me an idiot if you will, but vacations are a lot funner with moments like this; at least to me. I will share shots with you anytime my friend CH, BTW, I'm buying! Thanksgiving week in Sosua? Fuck the turkey, let's play with the real birds. Patricia; you are up!
My advice to newbies:
(1) Do not offer, negotiate, or even think in dollars. If you talk dollars to the chicas it can have two bad effects:
Firstly, it conveys the impression you are not an experienced DR monger and still have a "stateside" mindset. And a stateside mindset means, as we have seen in so many reports from overpaying guys, that you are comparing their price to what you would pay in North America and thinking almost everything in the DR is a bargain.
Secondly, most chicas are innumerate and also don't keep up with (or even understand the concept of) exchange rates. To ensure they don't lose out they will "round-up", usually to US$50 for short-time and to US$100 for TLN. So if you talk in dollars a chica will insist on US$50 but if you offered her 1500 pesos (US$40) she will be quite happy as that is the price she was trying to achieve anyway.
(2) Find yourself a nice semi-pro, not the old tattooed slags who hang round the New Garden or the Caribbean Massage Parlor. (By "old" here I am referring to years on the game, not years since birth). As Mr Gogo says, these latter might indeed waddle or totter away laughing.
When you have found her, offer $1000 pesos for ST or $1500 pesos for TLN, plus a propina if all goes well. (If she turns that down she would probably not turn out well anyway). But treat her nicely, not like a w h o re.
Remember! Stop thinking in dollars as soon as you step off the plane!Good post Sir Charles. I failed to mention that earlier in the week deals can be had for 1500p, but the weekend appears to be a different story. The night before I was to leave I couldn't sleep (Saturday) so I walked to el flow at 2am. I caught a little cutie leaving Classicos and offered 1500p and she kept right on walking, not even a counter.
As far as money goes, I tend to respect the US dollar more. For example, I'm accustomed to leaving a US dollar for basic bar service. But when I'm in the DR its nothing to leave a 100p tip when departing. Thats over 2usd. So what I always do is have ones to leave a basic tip. The DR money seems like monopoly money thats probaly why I overspend every trip. Sometimes when I'm with a regular I will give her money to tip with, thats when I realize how much of a sucker I've been. My regulars leave a 20p tip and walk away like its standard.
Also Sir Charles I'm headed down for Thanksgiving and need some new options. Since the days of pussy hunting, hanging at the beach, Classicos, Latinos in Sosua are a thing of my past, I'm looking at places around PP. I'm thinking about Maimon and a couple other outter towns. Its not about pussy, its about culture and expirience. Costambar can get boring. I love the malecon and that area but I need more. Even if you have to Pm me, I would like your opinions of some of the PP outter towns. Thanks in advance. Also wouldn't mind checking out some of your Haitian spots.
Coolie High
09-16-11, 10:51
Call me an idiot if you will, but vacations are a lot funner with moments like this; at least to me. I will share shots with you anytime my friend CH, BTW, I'm buying! Thanksgiving week in Sosua? Fuck the turkey, let's play with the real birds. Patricia; you are up!Yeah thanksgiving might be the way to go. Although I still would want to have a thanksgiving dinner down there. Pussy, plus a turkey dinner with a shot of sambuca sounds good to me.
Coolie High
09-16-11, 11:03
Trip Report Day 10: Last Night in Paradise
Woke up with a feeling of being hung over. Not off the liquor but off of life. This has been a great vacation. The mind is so use to believing that pain and drama is true reality. So when you feel and see the opposite joy, love and peace it can feel a little overwhelming. Man I don't want to leave. I got to honey dip snuggle under me and I got more honeys on stand bye. Speaking of Starr&Bubbly.
(knock on the door)
Junior: Boss you got to sec.
CH: yeah give me a min.
I leave Sade lying in bed and chill in living room.
CH: Yo what's up?
Junior: The girls been calling profusely. They want to know when are they coming back over.
CH: Aaight well I'ma little busy right now with Sade so I'ma need you to go and take their clothes back and make up a lie that I'm sick or something.
Junior: Whatever you want to do I gotcha.
Sometime later Junior leaves the scene and it's just me and my girl. She snuggles up under me and I fell back asleep. Well. Atleast after my morning consumption of that milk and honey and in not talking about cheerios. Few hours later we wake up.
Sade: Hambre?
CH: Si mi amor.
She goes and take a shower and get dress to go to the store. Juniors back so I go holla at them
CH: Hey so what did they say.
Junior: Their pretty pissed! They don't believe that your sick. They want to come and see for themselves.
CH: They'll be alright!
Junior: Hell they started to get mad at me. I toldem, Hey I'm just a messenger.
I'll figure something out with my girls. Sade meanwhile takes the car keys and goes to the store. Me and Junior is just chillen. Thought about hitten the beach later but it was raining on and off. Baby girl comes back with groceries while we cooling out to some old school Rnb on my computer.
I'm watching and studying my girls movement. She see all the unwashed pots and pans from when Starr&Bubbly cooked yesterday. Without hesitation she proceeds to clean up the kitchen first before she starts to cook. Damn near tear almost drop from eye. I found a winner gents.
Junior: Yo she's not lazy at all.
CH: I see you notice as well.
She cooks us breakfast and all is well. I goes and lay back down and she cleans up again before she chills with me. Fuck the beach at this point. We'll just chill to tonight. The evening comes and we start to get dress. I always like to head to Bailys Restaurant on my last night in paradise for dinner. We get there and place our order. Hmmm I wonder what TomJackin up to.
CH: Yo where yaat?
TomJackin: Yeah I'm at Newgarden with my Firecracker as I like to call her.
CH: hey I'm at Bailys swing thru
TomJackin: Cool I'll be there in a sec.
TomJackin swings by with his girl. Short time later where trying to figure out what to do next.
CH: Yo I think we should head to Cabarette. You'll love the Ojo club.
TomJackin: Man I've been livin in Latinos club. I takes care of the bartender and security and I never have any problems. Itll be good times if we head there.
CH: Fuck it! MAKE THE CALL.
TomJackin: Latinos it is then
We chills at Baileys a little more. One of the street kids recognize me from last time I was in Sosua comes and stop thru. He pass Junior first. I see junior give him a fake love pound.
Kid: Yo what up! Remember me from last time.
CH: Yeah I remember! Whats up with you.
Kid: I'm good! Just trying to get something to eat and some spare change to get home so I can go to school tomorrow.
CH: Aaight well take my doggy bag. I hardly ate anyway.
Kid: Cool.
He takes the dooggy bag and tries to sit at the table to eat.
CH: Naw cousin. Take that with you!
Kid: Ooh ok! Can you spare some change.
CH: I just hook you up with some food.
Kid: True. Aaight then I'm out!
Street kid leaves the scene.
CH: Yo what was the fake pound all about.
Junior: The kid is full of shit! He's not going to school.
CH: yeah I figure he's bullshitten. Hey but he still got to eat so fuck it.
Anyway we settle our tab and venture forth to Latinos. Ooh and what's this. I see the same street kid chillen with the motoconcho cats. So much for going home to go to school. He's surprise to see me. I gave a slight smirk and continue on. It's slow in Latinos but the crowd starts to trickle in. My man Tijuana waste no time and order a round of kamikaze shots followed by a shot o tequilla.
TomJackin: now this is what I'm talking about. No got damn Sambuca.
CH&Tomjackin: SALUTE.
Got a feeling I might be feeling this tommorrow morning.
CH: Ready for another shot.
Tomjackin: MAKE THE CALL.
5th shot. 6th shot. 7th shot. U see where this is leading too.
Tomjackin: Ready for another one.
CH: MAKE THE CALL.
Sade pleads with me.
Sade: No mas mi amor! Por favor.
CH: I'm a grown ass man. Stay in a womans place. I'll be fine.
CH&Tomjackin: SALUTE!
Great mouthafucking times! It's starting to get late and I have a bedtime snack that I want to enjoy on my last night in paradise. Paid my share of the tab and said goodbye to the retired Sailor.
CH: U staying here a little more.
Tomjackin: Yeah me and Firecracker wants to party a little more.
CH: My man. Be safe getting home.
When I get in my 50's I want to be just like him. Out partying 31yr olds and smashing 20yr olds on a regular. I try to stay cool and not stumble to the car. U can do it Coolie. One foot over the next.
The song in my head basically sums up my night. Later gents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5vEjK2Kwg
Trip Report Day 11: Side Mission / Conclusion coming soon
Coolie High
09-16-11, 11:09
Trip Report Day 11: Side Mission / Conclusion
Wokeup and started to get pack. My girl wanted to fix me breakfast but I was cool. Can't believe how time flies. Hell I didn't even wakeup with a hangover. Finish getting pack and then where off.
Headed to the bank one last time. Told my girl to chill in the car while Junior comes with me. Got my bread took care of Junior and then I handed him an additional 2000 peso.
CH: Yo I need you to go on a side mission for me. When your done dropping Sade off go and take care of Starr&Bubbly. Take Starr to get her a phone and give the other $1000peso to Bubbly so she can go and get her the dress she's been begging me about.
Junior: I understand.
CH: Don't let me find out you froged up on me.
Junior: Cmon boss you know I got you. I'll call you when I'm done and then I'll have the girls call you as well.
CH: My man.
I goes and slide some bread to my girl and then where off for a quick shape up at the barbershop. Tip my man extra for the cut and where off to Puerto plata.
Man its been a great adventure. Stress and drama free the whole time. I've been humble with my experience in Haiti and been bless with all the love I've gotten in DR. Speaking of love my girl kisses me softly as we get closer to the airport. Sade snuggles up under me. She didn't want me to leave and I didn't either. I'll be back soon though. It's just a matter of time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBV7RW8nfVw
THE END
Hello, all, I wanted to know if someone can tell me what is the closest hotel to caribe tour bus station that has wi-fi and a / see. I need to be close to the station because my flight leaves in santiago on Sunday at 2pm in the afternoon. Please help!
OK OK I just found out it is best to take the metro bus instead. I just have to buy my ticket for Sunday now.
Trip Report Day 10: Last Night in Paradise
Great mouthafucking times! It's starting to get late and I have a bedtime snack that I want to enjoy on my last night in paradise. Paid my share of the tab and said goodbye to the retired Sailor.
CH: U staying here a little more.
Tomjackin: Yeah me and Firecracker wants to party a little more.
Yeah, we should had left when you did. But I was having so much fun dancing and playing with Firecracker and Ana; I could not pull out of homeport. And seeing that Miguel was in the "The kamikazes are on me!" mode. That made Firecracker, Ana, and I get into the "Hell yeah, bring them on!" mode.
Firecracker did have some unanswered questions the next morning, such as,"What happened?" and "How did we get here?" just to name a couple. I checked my camera so we did answer most of the "What happened" question.
Coolie High, the pleasure was all mine. You know how to treat people right and with respect, and that makes you a "good monger." I would party with you in any country; except Haiti!
Coolie High
09-17-11, 00:39
Coolie High, the pleasure was all mine. You know how to treat people right and with respect, and that makes you a "good monger." I would party with you in any country; except Haiti!The feeling is mutual my friend. It was great muthafucking times parting with you. Don't count out Haiti yet. When BB finishes his master plan in Haiti we got to go and check it out. You bring the tequila and I'll bring the sambuca LOL.
DeepMmpactt
09-17-11, 09:32
Aaay yoo Coolie, have you ever thought, of being a Hollywood Screen Writer,
I was patiently waiting for your 8th and 9th stories, you have a uncanny ability,
To tell a story, so concised, that you put us right into your situations, conversations.
Plus the dialogues, with junior, bubbly, star, bubbly. Dazzler, and Sade was a soap opera.
To meet you, and shake your hand my. Brutha. LOL! Ill be in Sosua, on November 2nd.
Untill November 9th, lets party! We will be at New Gardens. Coolie Monger of the year!
Great reports man, I can't tell you how much I enjoyed reading them. Treating folks with respect goes a long way and you seem to have mastered the art of making people feel good. Folks need to understand that in DR, you will get hustled and hassled. Its up to you to keep it a minimum, but these folks are trying to survive and earn a living.
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"
OK OK I just found out it is best to take the metro bus instead. I just have to buy my ticket for Sunday now.
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"No one saw that one coming. I heard the real reason the girls were upset is because they didn't get to hang with Coolie LOL. They were chanting' We want Coolie'. They all want you back Coolie because you got respect for everybody.
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"Last time I was there one of the girls told me the owners GF was also a real B&tch and ran the chicas hard.
Manizales911
09-17-11, 21:44
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"Peter the owner has never taken any shit from the girls and never will. He'll fire every one of them and have replacements the following day. I'm not saying whether or not he treats them well or not because I really don't know. What I do know is that he has a waiting list of girls that want to work there a mile long. Peter is german, I have had a lot of experience in dealing with german business owners and they all run their businesses with an iron fist, it is the way their culture is. It is their way or the highway and Passions is no different.
Charles Pooter
09-17-11, 21:56
I have had a lot of experience in dealing with german business owners and they all run their businesses with an iron fist, it is the way their culture is.Could be part of the reason why Germany is the only major economy in the West which is flourishing at present. (Apart from "extraction" economies like Canada and Australia). I worked in Germany for a while. I wouldn't say they worked harder or more intelligently, but they sure all took their work seriously from the CEO down to the toliet cleaner. The diametrical opposite to the Dominican attitude (and mine!).
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"I have heard from a number of girls that Peter is a real asshole and that he fines them for every time infraction.
Manizales911
09-18-11, 00:09
I have heard from a number of girls that Peter is a real asshole and that he fines them for every time infraction.Peter is a decent guy. But the rules are the rules and if the girls break them they get fined or fired, plain and simple. The problem is Dominicans in general can't follow rules or any kind of specific instruction, ask anyone that has employed one.
Any of you guys have issues with TSA or Border Patrol? Everytime I come back to the states I get the John Gotti treatment in Miami, New Jersey.
Is it just me?
I have heard from a number of girls that Peter is a real asshole and that he fines them for every time infraction.Expect the worst from him!
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"The girls at La Passion did not walk out because Peter was mistreating them. They walked out because in 1 of the room a fan caught fire so the business was evacuated.
I saw this on DR1. I'm not a big fan of Pasions, but interested in what happen.
" Girls stage walkout at La Passion.
Last night I was driving past La Passion and I saw about a dozen or so girls in front on the road and all the doors were closed. I assumed that this was the latest police raid as the police were out in force last night. I found out later that the girls all walked out because the owner was mis-treating them. Will be interesting to see how many girls will be in there tonight, but maybe this is a wake up call for the owner showing that he can't just do what he wants with the girls. A lot of lost revenue for a Friday night. I know that CMP was very busy last night!"You should have tried to get one to go with you for a special price. Haha
Peter the owner has never taken any shit from the girls and never will. He'll fire every one of them and have replacements the following day. I'm not saying whether or not he treats them well or not because I really don't know. What I do know is that he has a waiting list of girls that want to work there a mile long. Peter is german, I have had a lot of experience in dealing with german business owners and they all run their businesses with an iron fist, it is the way their culture is. It is their way or the highway and Passions is no different.Yeah, I have seen some Germans try to run a business in Thailand, and the Germans are serious about business, and they had a hard time with the Thai's because a lot of the Thai's.
Try to play around and enjoy being at work too much, and they don't like to be as serious as the German's.
Hillbilly69
09-18-11, 18:38
Any of you guys have issues with TSA or Border Patrol? Everytime I come back to the states I get the John Gotti treatment in Miami, New Jersey.
Is it just me?Almost got into fist fight with the fucking carnys on my way back from Colombia it was my 7th trip that year from Colombia and 4 DR trips. I filed a complaint pretty sure I got them fired. They had to get their supervisor I told them all to fuck off and head back to McDonalds. Oh I forgot to mention I haven't had an issue since then. LOL
Any of you guys have issues with TSA or Border Patrol? Everytime I come back to the states I get the John Gotti treatment in Miami, New Jersey. Is it just me?Enroll in the Global Entry program and you will never talk to another immigration officer again. I spend a whopping 1-2 minutes at the kiosk, then blow through customs with my receipt.
Almost got into fist fight with the fucking carnys on my way back from Colombia it was my 7th trip that year from Colombia and 4 DR trips. I filed a complaint pretty sure I got them fired. They had to get their supervisor I told them all to fuck off and head back to McDonalds. Oh I forgot to mention I haven't had an issue since then. LOLI feel it's getting worse and worse. Especially in the last two years. These days it seems like I get harassed every time I return from anywhere. I get the hunch the american government does not like seeing their citizens travel and spending money abroad. After all this is why most 3rd world nations hold their citizens captive with extreme visa measures. It is a sign of poverty. Citizens go and so do the taxes. Ever heard the term "Staycation" used on the news lately? Support overpriced american tourism where you get nothing for your hard earned dollar and time served!
I have doubts about the GE type programs. Minus SENTRI of course. After all anything they need to know is on my passport application. Why all the fuss? Now you want to sniff my socks to see if I stepped in anything?
I'd like GE to whiz me through customs at Miami INTL or JFK but I've hardly noticed a kiosk. What happens if everybody gets GE? Then we just sold our ass for a spot at the end of a long line.
. Sounds like a good ol fishing scam to me.
Fortunately I have never had a problem when traveling. I'm always as helpfull as I can be. The last thing I need is to have my name"flagged" being I travel every two months.
But one time our group of seven was traveling to Medellin. One of the guys had a Muslim name. When we arrived in Medellin I got in the third line to finish talking to the Colombian girl I was sitting next to on the plane. My Muslim friend and two other guys got pulled into a room and questioned. They searched his luggage and asked about who was in our traveling group and their names. Luckily they only knew my fake traveling name and not my real name. After staying in Medellin for a week, some extended, but we all left different days. I was the last to leave Medellin. I started getting e mails from everyone but one other guy that they were stopped and questioned about the remaining group in Medellin and Miami. I sailed through with no problem, but I think they "flagged" my Muslim friend and anyone traveling with him. I've got more problems with rude passengers, who are in the last row but want to jump up and grab their luggage when they can't go anywhere, or the guy that sees you standing there waiting to claim your luggage but decides to come and stand right in front of you, or the big fat MF that wants the fucking middle seat.
I have doubts about the GE type programs. Minus SENTRI of course.
I'd like GE to whiz me through customs at Miami INTL or JFK but I've hardly noticed a kiosk. What happens if everybody gets GE?They used the same information, application, and interview from my SENTRI, to approve me for the GE, and it was all approved on-line within a couple of days. As of August, there was only one kiosk in Miami and there was no one using it, the last 4 times I came through Miami. And I seriously don't think many others will jump on the GE program, too much time and money.
Fuck all the airport bullshit as long as I can forever live in the fantasy.
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