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You immediately drive away as if nothing happened far away from the scene and park in a crowded area like a supermarket lot where you can walk around until you calm yourself. Then you have to deal with reporting the damage to the rental company, in which case they will either ask you to get the report from Casa del Condutor, or in my case, you find a nice manager who will give you another vehicle for a tip on the side.Fellas, I've personally drove from SD to Sosua myself twice already and it's no big deal. First time Mr. G sent me specific instructions on how to get there and second time it was a breeze. You can always have the luck in hooking up before you get to Sosua too. NG has a private parking lot so I had no worries about the car. The scenery is gorgeus too.
Apparently you never visited what I call the Puta Hotel in Charmicos. They stack in there like rats. Don't remember the real name of the place, look at map location.
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=202115846141467908565.0004afc37912917c547aeAccidentally went there with a Chica who needed to pick-up some clothes, wasn't aware that she had told the motoconcho guy to go there, and wasn't happy about it, but it was daytime and didn't had any problem with the local population. The name of the place is something like Hotel Espana or something not too far from that, small room with double bed with about 15 inch all around to circulate. One bathroom for the hole floor, two girls were sharing one room, I guess it was their fall down place in case they didn't have a TLN.
You immediately drive away as if nothing happened far away from the scene and park in a crowded area like a supermarket lot where you can walk around until you calm yourself. Then you have to deal with reporting the damage to the rental company, in which case they will either ask you to get the report from Casa del Condutor, or in my case, you find a nice manager who will give you another vehicle for a tip on the side.I rent all the time and have had 2 fender bender issues, one was a motoconcho that I didn't even touch and he claimed I hit him. He was looking to shake me down. I just took off and left him there.
The other was a carro publico side swiped me, I actually pulled over and started cursing him out. He tried to drive away and I punched out a side window as he took off, I hurt my hand on that one. There were paint scratches down the side of the car, but I had some guy buff it out with compound for 400 pesos.
I've had other issues but I just drive away and when I get the car back to the rental tips do go along way. I also only rent with AMEX, they will cover all the damage to the car, (but not liability if you hit someone).
Is it similar to the sexbased towns of Angeles and Pattaya? I can't figure out from reading on the boards if theres Go-go bars there, or its just a freelancer and massage parlour town? And is passions the only place where the girls are dressed in bikinis?
I've just got a week to monger and I know its the best short-term options in DR, but what is it?
I don't need papragraphs, just a quick summing up of the town will do.
Also, are there more than a couple of bars there? Or is it like Patt or AC with literally dozens of takeout options?
Thank you for reading this.
Then left for sosua. Had a nice ride from sd to sosua. I had no idea that this country is so beautiful.Check out Cabarete. 10-15 ride from Sosua. During the day it is a nice beach to watch [CodeWord119] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord119). At night various beach bars with a crowd in their 20s. The Kitebeach Inn Cabarete 2011; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh0rcPYp0PU&feature=related
Scams involving people trying to plant weed on tourists in Cabarete in the past, so be careful.
sorry, my post was directed at those people who stay in santo domingo. if your only goal is staying out of that crowded shit hole full of beautiful women, then by all means rest assured driving will be easy and uneventful. i think i spent a total of 3 months driving in sd since june 2010 and it is impossible to avoid minor bumps and scrapes when in traffic. the pasola that hit my car at full speed didn't have breaks or a horn. i had stopped at an intersection and looked both ways before advancing even though the other street had a stop sign. that did not stop some bum from riding down the hill trying to swerve around me. it sounded like an egg cracking when he hit the side of my car and he didn't have a helmet. i just looked thru the mirror and made sure the guy was moving, then drove my ass out of there. the best advice i was given here was, the foreigner always holds the blame for any accident, so leave the scene. all ended well, at least for me, so don't be that guy trying to make sense with a local when someone gets hurt.
Hi Guys. I have not been around for quite a while.
Has anybody ever attempted to keep track of the passions girls and how good / poor their skills are?
I am thinking of a grading system where if a girl is just off the hook with her skills she gets an A category rating. Others that are great with most guys and poor with few get B's, half good / poor get Cs and those that are usually uninspiring get D or F's.
I kept track of this once at a strip club for many years and the internet guys were ecstatic about it. I would watch the reports coming in, update the list and post a fresh list depending on how much significant information comes in.
I am not sure this kind of thing would fly because I don't ever remember the guys here ever posting up their experiences on these Passions girls. I know it makes no sense to do this for the bar / disco girls simply because you can never find them.
Here is what the list would look like :
http://forum.myredbook.com/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl?az=show_thread&om=11340&forum=DCForumID11
Do you think this would get off the ground / fly or never work?
sorry, my post was directed at those people who stay in santo domingo. if your only goal is staying out of that crowded shit hole full of beautiful women, then by all means rest assured driving will be easy and uneventful. i think i spent a total of 3 months driving in sd since june 2010 and it is impossible to avoid minor bumps and scrapes when in traffic. the pasola that hit my car at full speed didn't have breaks or a horn. i had stopped at an intersection and looked both ways before advancing even though the other street had a stop sign. that did not stop some bum from riding down the hill trying to swerve around me. it sounded like an egg cracking when he hit the side of my car and he didn't have a helmet. i just looked thru the mirror and made sure the guy was moving, then drove my ass out of there. the best advice i was given here was, the foreigner always holds the blame for any accident, so leave the scene. all ended well, at least for me, so don't be that guy trying to make sense with a local when someone gets hurt.three cheers for you!
Manizales911
11-12-11, 17:06
Hi Guys. I have not been around for quite a while.
Has anybody ever attempted to keep track of the passions girls and how good / poor their skills are?
I am thinking of a grading system where if a girl is just off the hook with her skills she gets an A category rating. Others that are great with most guys and poor with few get B's, half good / poor get Cs and those that are usually uninspiring get D or F's.
I kept track of this once at a strip club for many years and the internet guys were ecstatic about it. I would watch the reports coming in, update the list and post a fresh list depending on how much significant information comes in.
I am not sure this kind of thing would fly because I don't ever remember the guys here ever posting up their experiences on these Passions girls. I know it makes no sense to do this for the bar / disco girls simply because you can never find them.
Here is what the list would look like :
http://forum.myredbook.com/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl?az=show_thread&om=11340&forum=DCForumID11
Do you think this would get off the ground / fly or never work?Welcome back Ehunter,
I think it would be a great idea, the problem is the turnover is tremendous there. I am a regular there and every time I go there there MIGHT be two or three girls that I recognize.
"Went to the pharmacy and got antibiotics and the dominican bendryl."
Why would you take antibiotics for insect bites?
Is it similar to the sexbased towns of Angeles and Pattaya? I can't figure out from reading on the boards if theres Go-go bars there, or its just a freelancer and massage parlour town? And is passions the only place where the girls are dressed in bikinis?
I've just got a week to monger and I know its the best short-term options in DR, but what is it?
I don't need papragraphs, just a quick summing up of the town will do.
Also, are there more than a couple of bars there? Or is it like Patt or AC with literally dozens of takeout options?
Thank you for reading this.To simply answer your questions,
1. Sosua is in the north coast of Dominican Republic. Nearest airport is Puerto Plata (POP)
Sometimes flying in to POP is expensive mainly because all the travel sites have pre-booked seats to offer to their All inclusive resort clients. They release seats only late. So if you keep on searching maybe able to find cheaper tickets. Better just a few days before departure. Other alternative is fly to santiago or santo domingo. Santiago is roughly an hour away and Santiago is 3-4 hours. There are buses you can take.
2. There are many bars and some well known disco places all cluttered around on one street. Girls (all freelancers) regularly visit these places hoping to get picked up short time or long time.
Price to be negotiated.
3. There are few massage parlors some legitimate and as you mentioned passions which is kind of BJ and full service establishment on fixed price.
4. Sosua is a small town with beach and you can walk everywhere considered reasonably safe.
5. If you book to stay at all inclusive resorts beware that they will not allow you to bring a girl inside.
6. Sosua is not comparable to Pattaya or AC.
7. Girls are mostly black or brownish with a sprinkling of white skinned girls.
8. Since it is only couple of hours plane ride from US lots of people on short vacations go there.
Although nowadays there are police raids constantly scaring the girls away.
9. Food and stay costs are comparable to AC or Pattaya.
10. GFE is hard to find as I have seen majority of girls are mercenary and cannot be trusted in the room. So Lock up your valuables in the room.
I seem to think that the girls that are there the longest are the ones that do the best.
I did notice that there are two or three girls that are still there that were there more than a year ago. I am going by the newest Yahoo group photos I saw posted days ago. I agree the Missing In Action (MIA) section would grow quite fast so if a girl has not been seen for quite a time with no forwarding contact information they would get wiped off the list. Some girls might like the forwarding of private information when they leave, others absolutely not. Again, just a thought.
Another thing. I think it might be really hard to distinguish the girls from one another with just text information and some posters and girls may go ballistic if referencing photos got posted. Referencing links may suffice though, if not, this may be the downfall of trying to get the list going at the get go.
I know one guy living there full time and other that go down there regularly who can probably help with info.
Welcome back Ehunter,
I think it would be a great idea, the problem is the turnover is tremendous there. I am a regular there and every time I go there there MIGHT be two or three girls that I recognize.
Is Sosua busier in February or July? I been to Sosua in July, but next year will be my first time there in February.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-12-11, 20:01
Is Sosua busier in February or July? I been to Sosua in July, but next year will be my first time there in February.Amb I'm not kidding you, I've been there probably like every single month and I've never really noticed a "slow period" there. There is such a constant influx on chicas coming in and a healthy rotation you won't even notice a slow season. Plus there are regulars that live there ready for service. Rent a scooter and ride up to charamicos by the carribe tours bus stop and pick them fresh off the bus like I like to do. Jajajaja LOL
To simply answer your questions,
1. Sosua is in the north coast of Dominican Republic. Nearest airport is Puerto Plata (POP)
Sometimes flying in to POP is expensive mainly because all the travel sites have pre-booked seats to offer to their All inclusive resort clients. They release seats only late. So if you keep on searching maybe able to find cheaper tickets. Better just a few days before departure. Other alternative is fly to santiago or santo domingo. Santiago is roughly an hour away and Santiago is 3-4 hours. There are buses you can take.
2. There are many bars and some well known disco places all cluttered around on one street. Girls (all freelancers) regularly visit these places hoping to get picked up short time or long time.
Price to be negotiated.
3. There are few massage parlors some legitimate and as you mentioned passions which is kind of BJ and full service establishment on fixed price.
4. Sosua is a small town with beach and you can walk everywhere considered reasonably safe.
5. If you book to stay at all inclusive resorts beware that they will not allow you to bring a girl inside.
6. Sosua is not comparable to Pattaya or AC.
7. Girls are mostly black or brownish with a sprinkling of white skinned girls.
8. Since it is only couple of hours plane ride from US lots of people on short vacations go there.
Although nowadays there are police raids constantly scaring the girls away.
9. Food and stay costs are comparable to AC or Pattaya.
10. GFE is hard to find as I have seen majority of girls are mercenary and cannot be trusted in the room. So Lock up your valuables in the room.I've read and re-read your post and I thank you for all the wonderful information that will help me immensely. I have one question, since I don't like bad surprises when I get back to the room, are there any gogo bars in Sosua? Meaning places where I can inspect girls bodies before renting.
Thanks again, I love this board.
Hillbilly69
11-12-11, 20:13
Is Sosua busier in February or July? I been to Sosua in July, but next year will be my first time there in February.Sosua in feb? WTF? You should be in LaVega its where the real action is.
Amb I'm not kidding you, I've been there probably like every single month and I've never really noticed a "slow period" there. There is such a constant influx on chicas coming in and a healthy rotation you won't even notice a slow season. Plus there are regulars that live there ready for service. Rent a scooter and ride up to charamicos by the carribe tours bus stop and pick them fresh off the bus like I like to do. Jajajaja LOLYou dirty dog LOL, telling all the player moves. Please don't tell about staking out the Texaco across from the publico taxi drop off. Or sitting at 4 Roses catching the Classico rejects returning home. Lmao.
Grandnash84
11-12-11, 22:20
Got up late due to the fact that I got wasted the night before. Woke up around 1. Ate breakfeast at rocky's and met the owner. Very nice guy, I think he is american but someone at a tour shop told me he was candaian. Anyways after that signed up for the 27 waterfalls tour then headed to the beach. I can't believe that I've been in the DR for 6 days and today is the first day I've gotten to the beach. Just lounged at the beach and hung with the local tenagers. Pretty cool guys and the first dominicans I met that spoke english and didn't ask for a tip! They even offered me to play vollyball with them and I accepted. Played with some italian guys too. The beach wasent that crowded but I seen about 6 good looking girls there. They were all light to fair skin indias. The teens told me they must be from santiago. Stayed at the beach until the sun set and got some good pics. Then headed back to the hotel to rest cause I was going to head to passions later.
At about 10:30 I hit passions. I've been on their website for a month straight before I left to the DR. I must say that place lived up to its name. When I got there, there was about 45 girls working that night (at least thats what a chica told me) with about 6 dudes in the place. All the girls were do-able except for like 5 of them. Thought that was cool cause I could have my pic and maybe get them while they are fresh. Spotted this one girl (forgot her name) and started chatting with her. Very nice india chica with nice see cup titties and about size 4 pants (she was wearing the red uniform) with a nice ass. Talked to her a while and had her show me around the club. The club to me was very nice. I like the fish tank bars. I thought what the hell lets go for a 1 hour full service. Apparently there was only one room open but she wanted to wait cause I guess she didn't like that room, it was on the bottom floor in the corner. It didn't matter to me so we went back to the bar so I could finish my presdiente. After a about 5 minutes she said she would be right back. I guess she went to check on a room cause someone had just left. So I'm waiting there and this other chica that didn't look that great came up and started talking to me. After about ten minutes I'm wondering where my chica went, she was nowhere to be found. After another 5 minutes of talking to the other chica, she said that the girl I was with before had left the club with someone else for a take out. I was like WTF! I was kinda of upset and by this time people started comming in the club it went from 6 guys to like 30. I was kind of dissapointed and really wasent feeling passions anymore. So I bought a passion's t shirt and went back to the strip.
As I got there I saw a whole bunch of comotion at a bar across the street from rumba. It is on the same side as rumba, not the one on the corner but the one next to it on the side strret, not the strip. I saw police taking girls out the club. I guess they raided the club. I ran into the dominican guy I was talking to the night before and he said the police came and raided the club and took like 15 hot girls to jail for nothing. And the guy said they were all hot, he was trying to fuck one of them but he was out of luck now. So I decided to hit rumba to work on that bartender I like. I asked her for her number and she said no so I gave her mine. We are supposed to go out Monday, hopefully she will call. Ill keep going to rumba to bug her until I leave. I really want to fuck this girl for some reason. She is so sexy to me.
After kicking it at rumba I went to the corner bar next to the bar that got raided. I met this fine ass india looking chica. Forgot her name. Its funny the only name I really remeber are the bartender at rumba and some chica I did in SD. Too many girls to remeber. I was talking to this girl for about 10 minutes and I noticed that she never asked me to buy her a drink so I offered her one. A positive sign for me. We talked for a while and I told her I wanted to fuck. I said "queto coher" she said yes papi, then I said "puto culo." she gave me this weird look and said yes papi. That was all I need to hear and we went back to the hotel.
We got to the hotel and both took a shower. This girl had an amazing ass and her see cup tities were perfect despite having a kid. She is 23 and her kid is 4. Started off sucking her tities and grabbing her ass. Then went to fingering her. She got really wet and pushed me down on the bed and started a long nice BJ and ball sucking. I made her suck for about 10 minutes, then I said "queto culo" mommy. Got the lube out, lubed up and entered her ass. I went in slow and pumped her slow about 3 or 4 times then went in really deep. I heared her moan really loud. That turned me on! After that I started pumping her really fast in deep for about a minute, then I started slamming her ass as hard as I could. She started screaming (not that loud) which turned me on even more. After about 5 minutes I busted. The way she was moaning made me bust really quick. Both took a shower again. Laid on the bed holding each other while we rested. As soon as I was ready to go again, I told her "tomar me leche" as soon as I said that she imedialty statred sucking my dick. This time she sucked my dick with a lot more passion. Since I was on my second reserve I could last a lot longer. I liked how she switch from ball sucking to dick sucking to licking it like a lollypop. She also does this thing with her tongue that made be bust a fat ass nut. She kept on sucking until all of it was out. After she let go she smiled and asked if I was happy, yes I was. She swollwed everydrop like a champ. She went to the bathroom to freshen up. Gave her 1700 pesos, she told me 1500 but I thought she deserved the extra tip, only $5 USD extra, she earned it. I'm starting to like sosua a little better now. If I fuck the bartender from rumba I think I will fall in love with sosua! LOL. Stayed tuned for day 7.
Charles Pooter
11-13-11, 00:24
You should be in LaVega its where the real action is.. And you could start up a little business stencilling designs on chicas' asses to pay for your trip.
"puto culo" means "faggot asshole" so that is probably why you got a weird look. Say "¿la cola puede ser?" and let your voice rise a little at the end.
Grandnash84
11-13-11, 01:27
"puto culo" means "faggot asshole" so that is probably why you got a weird look. Say "¿la cola puede ser?" and let your voice rise a little at the end.Not buto, puttto. I know what I'm saying
So what is it that you think "puto" means? I am just trying to help you out.
Grandnash84
11-13-11, 01:32
So what is it that you think "puto" means? I am just trying to help you out.just because I spell something wrong dosent mean I don't know what I'm saying. Apparently she knew what I mean if you read the report
Dude, I am not correcting your spelling. I quoted your spelling from your post directly. You spelled it correctly: puto culo. I am trying to explain to you why you got a funny look.
But whatever. Have a safe trip.
Grandnash84
11-13-11, 01:57
Dude, I am not correcting your spelling. I quoted your spelling from your post directly. You spelled it correctly: puto culo. I am trying to explain to you why you got a funny look.
But whatever. Have a safe trip.From what I know buto=*****, puttto=only, as I only want to fuck in the ass, puttto culo. Well thats what my mexican friends told me to say. I got that funny look cause I guess she was surprised I only wanted the asshole. What does "la cola puede ser" mean. I put it in the google translator and it said,"the queue can be" appreciate the help homie
Professor 1
11-13-11, 02:04
From what I know buto=*****, puttto=only, as I only want to fuck in the ass, puttto culo. Well thats what my mexican friends told me to say. I got that funny look cause I guess she was surprised I only wanted the asshole. What does "la cola puede ser" mean. I put it in the google translator and it said,"the queue can be" appreciate the help homieQuiero culearte solamente en el culo translates to "I only want to fuck you in the ass." Of course there are other ways of saying it. I tend to speak formal Spanish, and certainly do not speak Mexican slang in the DR. For what it's worth, I speak little Dominican slang in the DR. LOL.
Manizales911
11-13-11, 02:07
From what I know buto=*****, puttto=only, as I only want to fuck in the ass, puttto culo. Well thats what my mexican friends told me to say. I got that funny look cause I guess she was surprised I only wanted the asshole. What does "la cola puede ser" mean. I put it in the google translator and it said,"the queue can be" appreciate the help homieGrandnash,
You got the funny look because even though directly translated "puto culo" means to "fuck in the ass" it is slang for referring to a guy as a "fucking asshole" or as Dickhead told you a "faggot asshole". Google translator is a great tool but because it can only give you the direct translation it can sometimes get you a weird look from the locals due to slang interpretation.
The "direct translation" of puto culo is certainly not "to fuck in the ass." Puto and culo are both nouns. To make a sentence you would need some kind of a verb, in either English or Spanish. Puto is faggot and culo is assHOLE."Culo" is considered very rude in most, if not all, places, which is why I suggested "cola," which literally means "tail" but which is much more acceptable in any social situation. "Quiero culearte solamente en el culo" is redundant: I want to assfuck you only in the ass. Doesn't make sense. "Quiero cogerte solamente en el culo" is I think what the esteemed professor meant to say. But why limit yourself that way? Leave out the "solamente" and you have access to at least two holes for the price of one.
If you talk to all wh@res as if they are ladies, you will have better luck in the Spanish-speaking world, and probably live longer as well. BTW if you go to Cuba and say,"Quiero coger," the person will go get their baseball glove.
Grandnash. You will do yourself a favor if you avoid the phrase 'puto culo', no matter how you want it spelled. For any native Spanish speaker it is pure gibberish.
If instead you just say 'culo'? , your request will be much more clear to the girl. She won't be nearly as confused.
If somebody told you that is what you need to say they either know very little Spanish or playing a joke on you especially if you were intended to be the predicate of the phrase.
BTW if you go to Cuba and say,"Quiero coger," the person will go get their baseball glove.LOL.
Now that is funny!
Lots of baseball / sex puns do directly translate to Spanish one to one.
Not buto, puttto. I know what I'm sayingDame culo=Give me ass.
Dominican song about anal sex (guy tells the chica to clean her ass, because the last time it smelled like brakes from the car)."Dominicano Aficiao" : http://mp3skull.com/mp3/dominicano_aficiao.html
Grandnash84
11-13-11, 03:35
What about "solomentae culo"? I want the girl to know I only want to fuck her in the ass. I want to keep it as simple as possible
That will work but is rude as I said. "Solamente la cola" is my suggestion. Take it for what it's worth.
Grandnash84
11-13-11, 03:45
That will work but is rude as I said."Solamente la cola" is my suggestion. Take it for what it's worth.So cola is pronounced like coca cola?
That's correct. In fact, where I live, if you want to order a Coca Cola in a restaurant (which you will get without ice), you just order a "coca" because you don't want to order a butt along with it. If you want to be even more polite you can say "colita," pronounced co-LEE-ta, and that is a way of telling her that her butt is small and cute. You can do this even if her butt is actually kinda big and she will love you for it.
Mr Enternational
11-13-11, 05:32
That will work but is rude as I said. "Solamente la cola" is my suggestion. Take it for what it's worth.DH, if he is asking to fuck somebody in the ass then the last thing he should be worried about is being rude! "Excuse me miss, may I please fuck your ass?" LOL.
Mr Enternational
11-13-11, 05:35
. And you could start up a little business stencilling designs on chicas' asses to pay for your trip.This is the only stenciling I will be doing right after I finish fucking and right before I reach for my camera.
DH, if he is asking to fuck somebody in the ass then the last thing he should be worried about is being rude! "Excuse me miss, may I please fuck your ass?" LOL.Well, speaking as someone who has lived in several Spanish-speaking countries, you will get more bang for your buck my way than his way. And he is young, and perhaps trainable. Spanish is a great language because it is quite flexible and there are a lot of nuances and subtleties to it. I've learned many of these in my 39 years of screwing latina prostitutes. I'm just trying to pass some things on to the next generation before I've outlived my dick.
Anyway he is not really "asking" anything. He is trying to tell them if there is no anal sex to be had, then forget it. My experience with dominicanas is they will promise you anything and give you as little as possible. This guy is posting good, detailed reports, which is what this forum needs. I'm just trying to help him maximize the probability of getting what he wants, without getting in trouble. As a man in Latin America, you want to be the boss, and the woman wants you to be the boss. But you want to be respectful and treat all wh@res of whatever social class with at least a veneer of being a caballero. Your attitude is unfortunate and counter-productive.
I was checking out Sosua by the Sea, and it seem like a good hotel with decent prices. Is it chica friendly? If not is it possible to sneak a chica into your room there?
MongerNewbie
11-13-11, 16:41
Hello together,
First of all thanks so much for all the useful information I gained from this forum!
I know I probably will be flamed now for this unbelievable dumb newbie mistake, but all you experts are my last chance, that I can enjoy my well-deserved holidays. So this is my issue: Somehow accidently (long story) I booked a room in the Sosua Bay Hotel. And yep, right. I have an AI room. Now I read, that the AI part of the hotel is not girl-friendly at all, so I'm wondering which options for our all favourite sport do I have? I mean is it possible to bribe somehow the security guard or use the side entrance on daytime to bring in girls? What other options are there like massage parlours (beside passions) to have some fun with a nice Latina?
Please apologise all the questions for the beginning, but this should be something like the highlight for me of the year. And currently it looks more or less a bit sad.
DH, if he is asking to fuck somebody in the ass then the last thing he should be worried about is being rude! "Excuse me miss, may I please fuck your ass?" LOL.What about not worrying about being rude? I agree that you don't have to go to the 'may I please' which for Latinas would indicate that you are not a real male. However what I can say is that for over 30 years of my life, from North America to Haiti, I have done negotiation as a way to earn a living. Treating other people with respect, dealing eye to eye has in most case allowed me to be successful were other had failed. You can do as you think, as I am not here to tell you what to do, although I can disagree and it's not in any way a judgment against you as I appreciate the posting and insight that you have brought to this board over the years. But keep in mind the expression 'Y. M. M. V. ' were somebody get's something that other don't, and is wandering afterword why his buddy had those favors from the girls and he doesn't. So on this one I have to side with D. H.
DH, if he is asking to fuck somebody in the ass then the last thing he should be worried about is being rude! "Excuse me miss, may I please fuck your ass?" LOL.Pitbull. Culo; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2N7POlWaEE
Dame Culo; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9eMCsnudIo
LOL.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-13-11, 19:20
You dirty dog LOL, telling all the player moves. Please don't tell about staking out the Texaco across from the publico taxi drop off. Or sitting at 4 Roses catching the Classico rejects returning home. Lmao.Ha haaaaaaa, now who's the one divulging all the pleyahh moves, LOL! Hey Mr G, I'm not sure of the history, but your posts are delayed like 6 hrs or more. It's strange, Do you know why?
Go-gos in Sosua? Other than passions.
Ha haaaaaaa, now who's the one divulging all the pleyahh moves, LOL! Hey Mr G, I'm not sure of the history, but your posts are delayed like 6 hrs or more. It's strange, Do you know why?I was told I had to have 25 perfectly punctuated posts before I have delay lifted. But Jao writes perfectly and he is on delay also, go figure. I think Jao and I are two of Jacksons favorite posters so he delays us so he can read our posts personally Lmao.
Grandnash84
11-13-11, 21:59
Had the hotel give me a wake up call at 7 am so I could hit my tour of 27 waterfalls. Man, it was so hard to get up but I'm glad I did cause I got to see the country side of the DR. This country is so beautiful. I had no idea it was this beautiful, from the women to the land, this county is the shit! Before we hit 27 waterfalls we went through the mountains to sightsee. Got to see the country and how the people lived. I loved throwing out candy to all the little kids running towards our bus. It was very cool. I also picked up some dominican coffee (hope when I get back customs dosent think I'm trying to bring in drugs). The coffee tasted really good, I like sweet coffee. Pickes up a 2 foot cigar too! Going to fill it up with the good stuff when I get home! LOL. Ate lunch in this hut in the mountains. Probably the best dominican food I had so far. Too bad it wasent closer to sosua cause I would eat there everyday. 27 waterfalls is beautiful. Just as we got there it started to rain and it felt like walking through a rainforest, though I never been to a rainforest. It was really fun, probably the most fun I had out here besides fooling around with the chicas. The tour stopped at burger king on the way back. It tasted just like back home I was impressed, but I was kinda of dissapointed with myself cause I promised myself no fast food on this trip. But what the hell, nothing like a greasy fast food hamburger!
Got back and took a nap. I was running on 3 hours sleep with a bad hangover and I wanted energy for the chicas tonight! It started raining really heavy, I mean bad. I haven't experienced this kind of rain since Thailand. Got up at 10 and got dressed then I rushed to the sportbar to catch the manny marquez fight. Marquez was robbed big time. I could go on for hours about the fight and boxing but this is the wrong forum for that. Even the people rooting for manny said he was robbed. Since it was raining so heavily sosua was really dead last night. After the fight I headed over to rumba bar to work on the bartender. I had this dominican translate for me. She said she will call me on Monday, her day off. I told her I want to take her to Cabrate to go eat. So hopefully that will happen. She is so beautiful to me, someone I might think about brining back home. I bought some flowers from a person off the street and gave them to her. Hopefully she takes it as a good sign, but she is so pretty she might have gringos bring her flowers all the time. She is a little hesitant on going out with me becuase all the americans in sosua are hear to fuck chicas. I don't blame her, I would be a little cautious too. Also, I don't think she wants to be all over me cause she dosent want to lose her job and I wouldn't want to do that to her since life in the DR is really hard. Met the owner of Rumba, an american. Very nice guy. I also got to see another fight in the streets. I love sosua, so much action. After a while there I called a chica I meet the day before for some action.
Called her and told her new garden. I wanted her to meet me there because I didn't want to the bartender see me go off with another chica cause I know it would kill my chances with taking her out. Some I was able to talk to her enough to get her to meet me outside the hotel. I keep saying,"venti con migo new garden" well it worked casue she was there in 5 minutes or so. Went to the room and had her get in the shower. This girl's name was Ruhae or something like that. She is a choclate morena with size be cup tites. What she didn't have in tities she made up for in ass. About 20 years old 5'4 with a killer body and no kids so she claimed. The softest skin of any chica I had so far. I could stroke her skin all day long. Told her I only wanted 2 hours so she hit me for 1500 and a 100 tip. Her BJ skills were ok. She did pay a lot of attention to the family jewels which I like. But no deep throating and not a lot of spit. Oh well. After a few minutes of this I went straight into doggie where I banged her really hard for a few minutes, then to mish. I took it nice and slow at first, she got really wet. Then I started going in for deep strokes that got her really hot. I know she orgasimed casue she was dripping off on the bed. She got so wet that I couldn't hold it any longer and busted. I laid on top of her for another 5 minutes before I pulled out. As we were laying there I asked her,"chupa me culo" I wanted to she if she would toss my salad. She said NO! Kind of funny. I got to find a girl who will toss my salad before I leave the DR. Started round 2 with the same kind of BJ, then to mish and got her all wet again. It felt so good that I stayed in mish the whole time. Before I busted I asked her "ejackular en tu carra" another NO! Dam I need to find a chica who's willing to toss my salad and bust a fat nut in her face. Hopefully ill find one. Finished in mish then we both took a shower together. It was a really nice shower, she washed me down like an asian girl from Thailand with a lot of dick stroking. Like it very much. Paid her and sent her off. By this time it was a little after 3 so I went back to the rumba bar to say goodnite to the bartender and gave her a kiss on the check. I told her I will be back tomarrow to see her. Stay tuned for day 8.
Try using "besar" (kiss) instead of "chupar" (suck) and AGAIN cola instead of culo. "¿Bésame cola?" BAY-sah-may. Think about which will have the greater probability of success (you DIDN'T get what you wanted that time, right?): Suck my asshole or kiss my butt.
Nice reports. If you liked 27 waterfalls you might want to try Ocho Ríos in Jamaica. You can climb up the waterfalls there.
Hey Grand, Can you tell us some more about the 27 waterfall tour? How long was the tour? Did you have those crazy jumps from 30 feet into a pool of water? Any equipment you would recommend buying before you go? Was it a tough hike? Would you do it again? Etc.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-14-11, 00:24
I went there by scooter. Its about a half hr scooter ride past puerto plata on the left side of the street on the main road. You park your scooter then you walk about a mile from the main road. It truly is a slice of paradise. You can climb the falls and jump from the lower ones. Its kind of dangerous, the wet slippery rocks. If you are older and not sure footed maybe pass on it and just enjoy the views. Right below the falls there is a huge pond with strange fish in it that eat fruit. I've never seen a fish eat fruit before. There is a little bodega there for of all things beer, snacks and water. Your prepago will fall in love with you if you take her here. Je je LOL. Bring small bills as well for tips.. I remember there was a lot of tipping involved.
Here you go. Yep same place. http://www.27charcos.com/index.php
Marc Anthony
11-14-11, 00:45
You immediately drive away as if nothing happened far away from the scene and park in a crowded area like a supermarket lot where you can walk around until you calm yourself. Then you have to deal with reporting the damage to the rental company, in which case they will either ask you to get the report from Casa del Condutor, or in my case, you find a nice manager who will give you another vehicle for a tip on the side.I think that's pretty close to the Dominican answer to the question.
Got me a honey. I had a 300 peso massage with a sweet Haitian girl who didn't try any kind of upsell for sex. Had another massage from her the next day and as it ended she asked in rather a half hearted way if I wanted any extra massage. I declined as not in the mood for that, just feeling too relaxed to mess it up. Next day I asked her to come to hotel and give me a domiciliary massage. She came and we talked a bit and got to know each other and I popped the question if she would like to come around the next day, and I would give her a special massage. She said she would have to think about it and I said "that is fine, no pressure to do anything you don't want." She got back to me two minutes later and said OK. This afternoon she came and we hung out for an hour or two, watched TV and had sex. I've said this before, but this might have been the best sex of my life. She is not a 10, but she has a great smile, a wonderful humorous personality, and a killer body with long, long smooth legs, so that will have to do. She didn't ask for any money, but she would like a camera that can take both still photos and movies when I go back to the US a month from now so she can take pictures of her kid. Baby daddy was killed in the earthquake in Haiti. Trouble is now I am spoiled and have canceled all other chica engagements.
Just out of interest, she says at the massage parlor for a 300 peso massage, she gets to keep 120 pesos, and if she gets a tip, she is supposed to split it 50/50 with the jefe. So that is where your money goes. She says sometimes she has gotten 2000 pesos propina for a hand job, but she doesn't really try to sell it, but will accept offers if she needs the money. Doesn't seem to have much HJ skill, but her kissing makes up for that and some. Says sometimes she will go out with a guy from the massage parlor for 2000 pesos if she needs money for rent or something, but she never goes out to bars at night. Her family pays 2000 pesos per month for 2 rooms in Montellano. She thought I was paying a lot at $450 per month for 2 room apartment, but I pointed out there was free cable, electric, wi fi, water, and pool included. She watched CNN on TV instead of cartoons, and was very interested in scenes of Africa. She is an advocate for world peace and thinks everyone in Africa should stop killing each other. She then switched to martial arts movie with Stephen Segal and watched lots of people killing each other, which she enjoyed. That's kids for you.
Sometimes Sosua can be a pain, but then when you don't expect it you have a beautiful experience you could not find anywhere else.
Marc Anthony
11-14-11, 01:50
Great report on the kind of chica that matters to me. It would be interesting to stay in Montellano to meet chicas like this before they even got the job in Sosua. I bet she'd be embarrassed to even go out on Pedro Clisante at night.
Great report on the kind of chica that matters to me. It would be interesting to stay in Montellano to meet chicas like this before they even got the job in Sosua. I bet she'd be embarrassed to even go out on Pedro Clisante at night.Hell, no. She would not be seen dead in a bar. What would people think?
Got me a honey. I had a 300 peso massage with a sweet Haitian girl who didn't try any kind of upsell for sex. Had another massage from her the next day and as it ended she asked in rather a half hearted way if I wanted any extra massage. I declined as not in the mood for that, just feeling too relaxed to mess it up. Next day I asked her to come to hotel and give me a domiciliary massage. She came and we talked a bit and got to know each other and I popped the question if she would like to come around the next day, and I would give her a special massage. She said she would have to think about it and I said "that is fine, no pressure to do anything you don't want." She got back to me two minutes later and said OK. This afternoon she came and we hung out for an hour or two, watched TV and had sex. I've said this before, but this might have been the best sex of my life. She is not a 10, but she has a great smile, a wonderful humorous personality, and a killer body with long, long smooth legs, so that will have to do. She didn't ask for any money, but she would like a camera that can take both still photos and movies when I go back to the US a month from now so she can take pictures of her kid. Baby daddy was killed in the earthquake in Haiti. Trouble is now I am spoiled and have canceled all other chica engagements.
Just out of interest, she says at the massage parlor for a 300 peso massage, she gets to keep 120 pesos, and if she gets a tip, she is supposed to split it 50/50 with the jefe. So that is where your money goes. She says sometimes she has gotten 2000 pesos propina for a hand job, but she doesn't really try to sell it, but will accept offers if she needs the money. Doesn't seem to have much HJ skill, but her kissing makes up for that and some. Says sometimes she will go out with a guy from the massage parlor for 2000 pesos if she needs money for rent or something, but she never goes out to bars at night. Her family pays 2000 pesos per month for 2 rooms in Montellano. She thought I was paying a lot at $450 per month for 2 room apartment, but I pointed out there was free cable, electric, wi fi, water, and pool included. She watched CNN on TV instead of cartoons, and was very interested in scenes of Africa. She is an advocate for world peace and thinks everyone in Africa should stop killing each other. She then switched to martial arts movie with Stephen Segal and watched lots of people killing each other, which she enjoyed. That's kids for you.
Sometimes Sosua can be a pain, but then when you don't expect it you have a beautiful experience you could not find anywhere else.Man, you are amazing. You can be the most different dude and the coolest dude in the same week (Well educated and successfull, but falls for the most under privledged chics). Don't let your Dominican wife get a clue that you have a serious Haitian honey, because she might make you dog food for Princess Diana. But seriously I always seem to like different chicas. I could never trust a very pretty chic, but give me a plain girl who doesn't have shit, and has a good heart any day. Something about making them feel special that is very rewarding. All my brothers had fine light skinned girls but I was happy dating the darkest girls. Thats why I like the barios and campos in the DR.
I'm really digging Grandnash84s report but I hope he back tracks to that campo girl when he goes back to SD. GN84s report reminds me alot of Coolies first report. Initially we all warned him to stay away from Junior, but Junior turned out to be a valuable asset and friend. We were all wrong, but it goes to show no one is an expert on the DR. Some of us turned our noses up to GN84s initial report, but now we all live through him.
Grandnash84
11-14-11, 06:11
Hey Grand, Can you tell us some more about the 27 waterfall tour? How long was the tour? Did you have those crazy jumps from 30 feet into a pool of water? Any equipment you would recommend buying before you go? Was it a tough hike? Would you do it again? Etc.I got picked up at 8 in the morning and we picked up a few other tourist on the way. We then started by going up the mountains (sorry, don't know what they are called). Our first stop was at the place where they make coffee and hot choclate. From what I was told the DR is in the top 5 countries for exporting coffee and choclate, and number 1 for cigars (Cuba is number 2) at that same spot they had other stuff to buy. Thats where I bought the 2 foot cigar. They also had jewlery, pictures, and wooden statues for sale. Our next stop we got to see cockfighting. They put, I would say boxing gloves on the cocks so they wouldn't kill each other. At that same spot they had some kind of special wood carvings. The wood carvings were made from this wood that felt like clay. I would have bought one but the wood is heavy and I need all the weight I can have for my suitcase. You know how these airlines are now about weight in your luggage. After that we stopped to eat lunch. Like I said before, the best dominican food I had so far. After that we went to 27 waterfalls. They call it 27 waterfalls because there are 27 levels. We only got to go to level 8. It was fun cause you swim to each level, climb the rocks, then swim to the next level. When you go back down, you slide down. Very fun. The slides are about 5-8 feet drops. The last level has a 15 foot slide and jump. The guide said you can slide down the last one 2 times. There a ladder for you to climb back up. I was the last one going so I slid down twice. Then I saw another guide jump off and I asked if I could do that and he said yes. That 15 foot drop was really fun. It didn't look that high but when you jump off its really fun. They also said that the upperlevels from 8-27 have bigger jumps but to do that I would have to come back on my own. The cost of a taxi is $80 USD both ways to the waterfalls from sosua. It would probably take all day to do the whole waterfall. I didn't ask the price to go up all 27. After that we went back to the hotel. They picked me up at 8 and got back at 4:30. Would have been sooner but we stopped at burger king for about 10 min. They give you a helmet and life vest, I rented watershoes. You need watershoes or you will slip off the rocks. And bring a water camera! The guides help you climb the rocks, so the hike up the rocks waent bad. The hike from the entrance to the level one is all flat land so no tough hike there, but a good 20 min walk. I would def go back but I would do the whole 27 next time. The whole trip cost $40 USD. A real bargin. When I signed up I went to a couple different shops, the first shop charged $80 USD! Then I went around the corner and they charged $40 for the same trip! they video tape the whole trip so i bought a dvd of it for 1300 pesos and its an hour and half long. when i was climbing a rock and i slipped. the guy filming said to let him know next time before i slip so he could get it on tape lol. The funnest time I had beside fucking chicas!
@gogo-thanks for the compliment, don't know if I would go back to the country cause I might hit santiago on my way back to SD and don't know if ill have time.
I've said this before, but this might have been the best sex of my life.Sounds vaguely familiar from prior posts.
I keep saying that I will travel to the North but never do-I always end up staying in SD. Thanks for the reports man, we are all enjoying them and you're bringing this board back to life. It was getting depressing reading about scams and politics. Eh. Good luck with the bartender.
Gogo Here's my take on Junior and Fabio. They can be both a benefit and liability to different types of mongers. A benefit to the right monger in the sense that they have connections to semi pro chicas but can also be a liability as with any Dominican, if they sense that they can take advantage of you, they will surely try if you let them. It all depends on how long is your trip, how much money they think you will spend or if they view you as a short term or long term repeat customer. Its all about the hustle and the game.
When they encounter guys like Coolie and Gnash, who are visiting for at least a week or more and paying well, they can be valuable guides. On the other hand, if they see a newbie on a short trip, they will try to get as much money as quickly as possible. That's part of their "interview"-how long are you here? Is this your first time? How much money did you change at the cambio? All of this info will determine whether you get premium service or not.
GNash--was the 100 dollars to Sosua round trip? Did he go back to SD and will return to pick u up
Grandnash84
11-14-11, 07:23
I keep saying that I will travel to the North but never do-I always end up staying in SD. Thanks for the reports man, we are all enjoying them and you're bringing this board back to life. It was getting depressing reading about scams and politics. Eh. Good luck with the bartender.
Gogo Here's my take on Junior and Fabio. They can be both a benefit and liability to different types of mongers. A benefit to the right monger in the sense that they have connections to semi pro chicas but can also be a liability as with any Dominican, if they sense that they can take advantage of you, they will surely try if you let them. It all depends on how long is your trip, how much money they think you will spend or if they view you as a short term or long term repeat customer. Its all about the hustle and the game.
When they encounter guys like Coolie and Gnash, who are visiting for at least a week or more and paying well, they can be valuable guides. On the other hand, if they see a newbie on a short trip, they will try to get as much money as quickly as possible. That's part of their "interview"-how long are you here? Is this your first time? How much money did you change at the cambio? All of this info will determine whether you get premium service or not.
GNash-was the 100 dollars to Sosua round trip? Did he go back to SD and will return to pick you upThanks carrib, and it was 200 round trip. Hes picking me up from sosua and going back to sd. After he dropped me off he went back to sd. He said we going to stop through santiago on the way back. And he said on the way up that hes going to take me to the airport for free when I leave so I guess it was 200 for round trip to sosua and a ride to the airport.
DeepMmpactt
11-14-11, 10:14
Is Sosua busier in February or July? I been to Sosua in July, but next year will be my first time there in February..
I hear superbowl weekend is faboulous there in Sosua. My quick trip report and.
My appologies, before hand I report on my android phone, so that mixed with.
This auto paragraph format is going to cause fits reading the paragraphs, well.
Here goes stayed 10 days in Sosua, I kept my warrior spirit, I invaded the club.
After One, I didn't see that crazy ass Patricia at first, but my roommate did, after.
Alot of drinking, I went to the mens room, to drain the vein, well my roommate.
Spotted Patricia, so on my behalf, I had no clue he saw her, well when I returned.
From the mens room, I saw a fairly attractive chica talking to my roommate.
But as I got closer, I realize by her tatoo, that this must be the famous Patricia.
Well, that nuttcase lived up to her billing, she was pointing, mumbling then she started.
Laughing.
Hysterically, my roommate doesn't speak a lick of spanish, my espanol is shaky at best.
She was cracked out, shermed out, drunk, paranoid, sketzo, and every kind of high you,
Can think of, It was as if she looked through my roommate wagging her finger, then talking.
To a person right behind him, but there was no one there, then she would laugh hysterically.
For no apparent reason, she never once even notice I had joined them. Man I quickly put.
Away my Predator gear, and slowly backed away. She then all of a sudden, got this possessed.
Look, turned around and left to the other side of the club, to watch these guys. Yes guys.
Doing pole tricks on the stripper pole. I thought you had entered a gay bar, not chica got.
On the pole, just guy after guy. Yuck. Tomjackin she's all yours!
But seriously I always seem to like different chicas. I could never trust a very pretty chic, but give me a plain girl who doesn't have shit, and has a good heart any day. Something about making them feel special that is very rewarding. All my brothers had fine light skinned girls but I was happy dating the darkest girls. Thats why I like the barios and campos in the DR.Boy, you are really raising a whole can of worms with the plantation economy notion that lighter skin is of higher status because it indicates blood kinship with the owner and his family. Sally Hemings and all that. This probably indicates that your brothers are insecure and concerned about social status and impressing the other bros. For me it is all about the sex. I don't even like mongering that much, except that it is a means to an end. Give me a chica who is tall and solid, with soft skin like velvet, has a great smile, a great sense of humor, kisses like a dream, is a screamer who bucks like a rodeo bronco, and I will happily forgive her for being more morena than india and for the fact that she doesn't know any porn star moves, and you can forget the mongering. Stupid, but I know what I like.
Boy, you are really raising a whole can of worms with the plantation economy notion that lighter skin is of higher status because it indicates blood kinship with the owner and his family. Sally Hemings and all that. This probably indicates that your brothers are insecure and concerned about social status and impressing the other bros. For me it is all about the sex. I don't even like mongering that much, except that it is a means to an end. Give me a chica who is tall and solid, with soft skin like velvet, has a great smile, a great sense of humor, kisses like a dream, is a screamer who bucks like a rodeo bronco, and I will happily forgive her for being more morena than india and for the fact that she doesn't know any porn star moves, and you can forget the mongering. Stupid, but I know what I like.I don't think my brothers had some preconcieved historical thoughts when choosing who to date. I think its like your last sentence said' We know what we like'. My new favorite after going to Medellin, are pale white, latina women. But thanks for the free session Doc.
I was just praising your versatility, and demonstrating my point that I like basic women. LOL.
Man I quickly put away my Predator gear, and slowly backed away.OMG! Say it ain't so!
I've been on edge for weeks and eagerly waiting the "Shock and Awe" trip report about how the monger of moners took down and smashed this man eating chica with his glorious Chocolate Jackhammer!
There have been nights that I could not sleep and I had to keep checking this thread, and then I read this!
I haven't felt this bad since the day my first wife got run over by that tractor trailer.
What can I say, I'm in shock, very hurt, in tears, and I doubt if I will ever recover from this.
This is the point where I hang up my monger's hat; at least until Friday!
I don't think my brothers had some preconcieved historical thoughts when choosing who to date. I think its like your last sentence said' We know what we like'. My new favorite after going to Medellin, are pale white, latina women. But thanks for the free session Doc.
I was just praising your versatility, and demonstrating my point that I like basic women. LOL.Well, maybe I misunderstood you a bit. I didn't mention skin color in my original post and it seemed to me that you were connecting the words "fine" and "light skinned" as if you though that significant and the two went together. Actually the reason I like Haitians is that they are often more intelligent and better educated than the Dominicanas one meets, not to mention less dysfunctional. Obviously in the case of people who have taken the initiative to leave their own country to seek a better life and learn a new language, that is likely to be the case. But you cannot completely leave history out of the picture. You cannot know Haitians without being aware of the fact that their country was the first to overthrow European colonial rule and that their country paid a terrible price for that in terms of reparations and exclusion from the international community, and that Haitians have been massacred by Dominicans a number of times, because this is part of their identity and has defined their culture, language and manners. Equallly, you cannot completely ignore that notions of what defines attractive womanhood has been influenced by media portrayals in the US of such women as Dorothy Dandridge, Haile Berry, Diahann Carroll, and Beyonce, all of whom are or were of partial European extraction and hence considered more commercially viable. In a country where most people are exposed to a lot of TV and movies, it would not be surprising if this was a factor in influencing people's ideas of what is attractive.
An additional factor in favor of Haitiananas is the well known fact that when two people are communicating together in a language which is the first language of neither, it is often easier for them to communicate with each other than with a native speaker, probably because both of them use a more restricted subset of the language, a more basic vocabulary, and less slang.
DeepMmpactt
11-14-11, 20:03
OMG! Say it ain't so!
I've been on edge for weeks and eagerly waiting the "Shock and Awe" trip report about how the monger of moners took down and smashed this man eating chica with his glorious Chocolate Jackhammer!
There have been nights that I could not sleep and I had to keep checking this thread, and then I read this!
I haven't felt this bad since the day my first wife got run over by that tractor trailer.
What can I say, I'm in shock, very hurt, in tears, and I doubt if I will ever recover from this.
This is the point where I hang up my monger's hat; at least until Friday!Have a blast my brother,
But I will have great pictures of a threesome I had with the World Famous Naomi and her sidekick.
Amelia, two gorgeous chicas, that almost destroyed my Chocolate Jackhammer. That simultaneous.
Blow job, short circuited my weapontry causing the Chocolate Jackhammer to jam up, uuughh,
As Naomi slowly licked my balls, Amelia started licking the tip of my chocolate jackhammer,
Slowly in a circular motion, immediately causing this warrior to become temporarily paralized.
Then my Gps unit started malfunctioning, I quickly became disoriented like vertigo, These.
Two hotties were bent on silencing the Chocolate Jackhammer forever, lifesupport systems.
Blaring. Danger low oxygen. Farewell Tom Jackin, Coolie High, Mandingo Al, SavePro, Mr.
Gogo, and the rest of you legendary mongers. This Predator Warrior is finished. To be continued.
Well, maybe I misunderstood you a bit. I didn't mention skin color in my original post and it seemed to me that you were connecting the words "fine" and "light skinned" as if you though that significant and the two went together. Actually the reason I like Haitians is that they are often more intelligent and better educated than the Dominicanas one meets, not to mention less dysfunctional. Obviously in the case of people who have taken the initiative to leave their own country to seek a better life and learn a new language, that is likely to be the case. But you cannot completely leave history out of the picture. You cannot know Haitians without being aware of the fact that their country was the first to overthrow European colonial rule and that their country paid a terrible price for that in terms of reparations and exclusion from the international community, and that Haitians have been massacred by Dominicans a number of times, because this is part of their identity and has defined their culture, language and manners. Equallly, you cannot completely ignore that notions of what defines attractive womanhood has been influenced by media portrayals in the US of such women as Dorothy Dandridge, Haile Berry, Diahann Carroll, and Beyonce, all of whom are or were of partial European extraction and hence considered more commercially viable. In a country where most people are exposed to a lot of TV and movies, it would not be surprising if this was a factor in influencing people's ideas of what is attractive.
An additional factor in favor of Haitiananas is the well known fact that when two people are communicating together in a language which is the first language of neither, it is often easier for them to communicate with each other than with a native speaker, probably because both of them use a more restricted subset of the language, a more basic vocabulary, and less slang.Wheeeew! Okay thank you. Grandnash84, please hurry up and post your next report.
Grandnash84
11-14-11, 21:52
Woke up late again around 1. If I was in SD I would force myself to get up quicker since there is so much to do in SD. You can get really board of sosua. I say 3 to 4 days is enough for sosua even if you go out on tours cause sosua isn't really popping in the day. I got my times mixed up, I thought my 9ers were playing in the morning so I got a quick bite to eat then headed off to rumba bar to catch the game and work on that bartender. Got there around 2:30 and the owner said that they were playing later on. Since I had nothing to do I sat down, got some chicken wings and watched the eagles game at the bar. My bartender showed up at 3 looking really hot with a mimi skirt and a blouse showing her big ol titties. Talked to her a while and wathed the game. Got kinda of board so I left around the 3rd quarter and went back to the hotel to write day 7's report. Headed back to the start of the 9ers game.
Around the 2nd quarter I met this american guy who has a condo in sosua. We started talking about the DR and the people etc. We started talking a really long time. I guess he's a resident. He showed me his dominican I'd. He said he almost to the point where he can get a dominican passport. I would love to have one of those and it would come in really handy to have another passport just in case anything happened in the US. After a while my dominican friend / hustler came to rumba. The american didn't really like him, he dosent like hustlers. The dude is alright to me, I buy him a drink and he helps me translate to the bartender for me. After a while the american sat somewhere else cause he didn't like the domncan. I told the dominican I wanted to sit with the american cause we had bussiness to discuss about the DR. I made up some bullshit excuse so he wouldn't join us. I didn't want to be rude but the dominican knew what was up. Anyways after a while talking a tall india girl from santiago joined us. Really nice girl but a little too big for me. I don't like girls taller than me. She was about an 7 to 8 but had a little gut. We probably sat and talked for a good hour bullshitting. He told me that this girl has only been to sosua twice and came with her girl to make a little extra money, like every other chica in sosua. From what he said she has a really good heart. The american spoke very good spanish. I asked him about "puttto culo" and he said it don't make no sense, that "solemente culo" would be understandable but not polite. Looks like I'm going to kick some mexican ass when I get home! After a while I had the chica call her friend over but this girl wasent that good looking. Hairnets and drawn on eyebrows I do not like. Plus she had braces and was really skinny. Braces look cute on some girls like the girl I was going to hookup up with in the mega centro mall before I got hustled. This girl was ugly to me. And if your going to go out and try to sell pussy don't wear a hairnet cause its un attractive to me. After a while we decide to head over to the bar at classicos.
We got to classicos and the talent wasent really that great, I guess cause it was Sunday. The guy wanted to find me a girl so we could head back to his place. I guess he needed an excuse to have girls there since people know him in the condo complex and he didn't want his wife to find out. I found this beautiful 20 year old girl from perto plata. She was abuout 5'8 wth a nice ass and really really cute. I could tell she had a nice pair of titties but could tell what size due to the blouse she was wearing. She sat down and we started chatting. We were waiting for classicos to open so we could dance a little. The girl I had was supposed to teach me how to dance "machata" I think it was called. It opened but we waited for it to get a little more crowded. A while later the american order a few more beers and apparently he lost a 2000 pesos note. He was a little buzzed but I knew he was kind of mad. I asked if the chica he was talking to took it and he said she aint that good. He went to his car to get more money and came back. He sat down for another 20 min then went up to the bathroom. He never came back. About 5 min after he left his chica got up and left. I thought she went to the bathroom, but I stayed with my chica for about 10 and no one came back. She asked if I wanted to take her for the night and I said 1 hour. She wanted 2500 for one hour and I offered her 1500. She would not budge lower than 2500. So I sent her off and went back to my hotel. It was about 12:30 at this point so I thought I would go back to the hotel for a little bit then go back to rumba to ask if the bartender if she wanted to get something to eat after she got off at 3.
Well, went back and rumba was kinda of dead and I was hungry. I saw the bartender sitting in front at a table by herself. I went over and she didn't even ackowledge me. I said a few words to her but I got this feeling like she didn't want to be bothered by be. I didn't even get a smile or nothing. So I went to the stand next door and got some chicken to go. Kind of funny she was acting weird, so as I was walking back I saw her talking to this white guy in his 60's. I saw this guy before at the bar and I could tell he like her and he speaks spanish. I thought its her loss. And walked back to the hotel and ate and went to sleep. No ass for me tonight, but I don't care I'm blowing through money and need to save it. It got me thinking though. The dominican guy kept on coming up to me and the american all night but we didn't want to be bothered by him. And I know he sensed that. I'm thinking maybe he went and told her something bad about me cause I was blowing him off. He asked me to buy him a drink and I refused so maybe he hated on me. It really sucks cause I like this girl, she dosent fuck around and is a good girl. She is really fine to me but there are a lot finner women in sosua to deal with but they are all hookers. I've been going to see her everyday I've been in sosua so there would be no reason why she wouldn't ackowlegde me when I saw her, thats the only thing I can think of. I'm wondering if I should go back today and give another try? I'm glad I'm leaving sosua on Tuesday cause this shit here gets old quick. Only two blocks of fun and its been raining hard so I don't want to go to Cabrate in the rain. There a lot more to do in SD. If I come back to sosua its going to be with friends and no more than three days.
On a side note, the report I gave on my first day here I mentiond I ran into Patricia but I couldn't remeber her name but I remembered her tattos. Its no place of mine to tell other mongers what to do, but the dominican guy told me,"she is sick." just a warinng to you guys thats all, do what you please. I just want to look out for fellow mongers. Should I go back and give the bartender one more try or just leave it alone? Stay tuned for day 9.
Coolie High
11-14-11, 22:01
Have a blast my brother,
But I will have great pictures of a threesome I had with the World Famous Naomi and her sidekick.
Amelia, two gorgeous chicas, that almost destroyed my Chocolate Jackhammer. That simultaneous.
Blow job, short circuited my weapontry causing the Chocolate Jackhammer to jam up, uuughh,
As Naomi slowly licked my balls, Amelia started licking the tip of my chocolate jackhammer,
Slowly in a circular motion, immediately causing this warrior to become temporarily paralized.
Then my Gps unit started malfunctioning, I quickly became disoriented like vertigo, These.
Two hotties were bent on silencing the Chocolate Jackhammer forever, lifesupport systems.
Blaring. Danger low oxygen. Farewell Tom Jackin, Coolie High, Mandingo Al, SavePro, Mr.
Gogo, and the rest of you legendary mongers. This Predator Warrior is finished. To be continued.ROTFLMAO! Man down! Man down!
Coolie High
11-14-11, 22:27
Yo Grandnash if you were in the states trying to talk to a woman and when you did she barely acknowledge you, what would be your response? FUCK THAT B••••!
Leave that broad alone cus she's playing games. Tooo many honeys in DR to be tripping over one female. Ooh and stop worrying about that the woman are prostitutes. Your paying for pussy regardless if it's a non-pro or not. You just don't way a hardcore puta. Great reporting though! Keep it coming
Member #4351
11-14-11, 22:28
Should I go back and give the bartender one more try or just leave it alone?Keep some pride and leave it alone until you can speak some Spanish. Bring her some perfume on your next trip down when you will be able to converse with her. You are lucky that you just need to learn Spanish which is very easy.
Grandnash84
11-14-11, 22:37
Keep some pride and leave it alone until you can speak some Spanish. Bring her some perfume on your next trip down when you will be able to converse with her. You are lucky that you just need to learn Spanish which is very easy.Well put, I guess I like her a lot cause she is the only girl in the DR that haven't gave me any play. Thats probably why I like her so much
Manizales911
11-14-11, 23:38
ROTFLMAO! Man down! Man down!I've been with the infamous Naomi numerous times and let me tell you she can take a man down all by herself, doesn't need a sidekick. Deep my man you got brass ones taking on her and another girl at the same time. The chocolate jackhammer must've been like a fudgesicle melting in the hot sun. I don't know where you got her number from but help me out and pass it on to me by PM because her number has changed, I'd like to hit that again. For those not in the know, I have attached a pic of Naomi and her onetime sidekick Joanna, what a pair, they damn near killed me.
"The american spoke very good spanish. I asked him about "puttto culo" and he said it don't make no sense, that "solemente culo" would be understandable but not polite. Looks like I'm going to kick some mexican ass when I get home!"
Je je je. I told you so. Nice reports and you are learning and developing. It's fun to read your reports and see your progress. If you like sliding down waterfalls I can recommend Yuquiyú in Puerto Rico. It is like jumping off a 300 foot cliff except you do not die.
One thing I always wonder is, how does a gringo who speaks very little Spanish know how good or bad my Spanish is? I really do wonder about this. There's some tests you can take on the internet, and I took a college placement test, and college courses and so forth and so on. But I know I still make a lot of mistakes when I speak (but not so much when I write it) but then again I probably use a lot of bad grammar when I speak English (but virtually none when I write it). I am comfortable enough with a few native speaker friends to where they have permission to correct me, but they aren't that well educated and sometimes I know they are wrong when they correct me. I guess such gringos just see that people are understanding what I say and that I understand what they say, and I can speak without hesitating. From a mongering standpoint I guess that is "very good Spanish" but I get pissed at myself for making the same mistakes after forty years. I think I speak pretty good Spanish but not very good Spanish, and I want to speak it perfectly, and I never will.
So I guess I will try to fuck another couple of hundred Spanish-speaking chicas before I outlive my dick and let it go at that. My friend I fucked today corrected me a couple of times but then my spelling and written grammar is way better than hers. If I stop to think about the grammar I end up correcting myself and it messes up the flow of things. Also I recognize a lot of my mistakes as soon as they come out of my mouth but I still keep making them.
These méxican friends of yours, are they méxicans or are they just of méxican heritage and such?
Grandnash84
11-15-11, 00:05
"The american spoke very good spanish. I asked him about "puttto culo" and he said it don't make no sense, that "solemente culo" would be understandable but not polite. Looks like I'm going to kick some mexican ass when I get home!"
Je je je. I told you so. Nice reports and you are learning and developing. It's fun to read your reports and see your progress. If you like sliding down waterfalls I can recommend Yuquiyú in Puerto Rico. It is like jumping off a 300 foot cliff except you do not die.
One thing I always wonder is, how does a gringo who speaks very little Spanish know how good or bad my Spanish is? I really do wonder about this. There's some tests you can take on the internet, and I took a college placement test, and college courses and so forth and so on. But I know I still make a lot of mistakes when I speak (but not so much when I write it) but then again I probably use a lot of bad grammar when I speak English (but virtually none when I write it). I am comfortable enough with a few native speaker friends to where they have permission to correct me, but they aren't that well educated and sometimes I know they are wrong when they correct me. I guess such gringos just see that people are understanding what I say and that I understand what they say, and I can speak without hesitating. From a mongering standpoint I guess that is "very good Spanish" but I get pissed at myself for making the same mistakes after forty years. I think I speak pretty good Spanish but not very good Spanish, and I want to speak it perfectly, and I never will.
So I guess I will try to fuck another couple of hundred Spanish-speaking chicas before I outlive my dick and let it go at that. My friend I fucked today corrected me a couple of times but then my spelling and written grammar is way better than hers. If I stop to think about the grammar I end up correcting myself and it messes up the flow of things. Also I recognize a lot of my mistakes as soon as they come out of my mouth but I still keep making them.
These méxican friends of yours, are they méxicans or are they just of méxican heritage and such?They are all mexicans born in mexico. I even asked the mexicans at my work and they said putto culo would work. Maybe putto is a mexican slang? You say puto means asshole. They used the word putto when they talk their gangbanger slang. They yell out "putto norte" which means "only the north" so mabye its just mexican slang. But I'm still going to kick their ass when I get home! LOL
Coolie High
11-15-11, 00:19
I've been with the infamous Naomi numerous times and let me tell you she can take a man down all by herself, doesn't need a sidekick. Deep my man you got brass ones taking on her and another girl at the same time. The chocolate jackhammer must've been like a fudgesicle melting in the hot sun. I don't know where you got her number from but help me out and pass it on to me by PM because her number has changed, I'd like to hit that again. For those not in the know, I have attached a pic of Naomi and her onetime sidekick Joanna, what a pair, they damn near killed me.Yo Deep you heard the man slide Mani that number. Hell and if she's that damn good slide ol Coolie that number as well. Remember fellow mongers, Sharing is Caring LMFAO
Manizales911
11-15-11, 00:23
Yo Deep you heard the man slide Mani that number. Hell and if she's that damn good slide ol Coolie that number as well. Remember fellow mongers, Sharing is Caring LMFAOOh she is that good, I guarantee you that. And she's a cool girl to party with.
"You say putto means asshole." No, Señor Nash. Puto means faggot and culo means asshole. There are no double t's in Spanish. In fact, the only double letters in Spanish are: -cc (which would be pronounced like -ks in English) -ll, and -rr. Both of those last two were considered separate letters until the Royal Academy of Spanish decided they were not, back in the 1990s. Any other words you see with double letters are not of spanish origin. Also, any "spanish" word with a "k" or a "w" is not of spanish origin.
Notice how I capitalized here. Countries and languages are capitalized but origins and ethnicities are not. For example: I am from México so I am méxican. I speak Spanish but I am not of spanish descent. In Spanish you also do not capitalize the days of the week, the months of the year, nor book titles except for the first word. In English it is Gone With the Wind but in Spanish it would be Gone with the wind.
That capitalization shit is not too helpful in the street but the difference between puto (a méxican might use the word "joto") and culo kinda is. Note that neither puto nor joto are polite. If you would like to know your friend's sexual orientation you could go with "gay" which is well understood pretty much everywhere that I have been.
So joto and puto translate as "faggot" and not just as gay, or queer, or homosexual. This is important. Like, in prison, the faggot is the one on the bottom. Hope that helps!
"You say putto means asshole." No, Señor Nash. Puto means faggot and culo means asshole. There are no double t's in Spanish. In fact, the only double letters in Spanish are.ll, and.rr. Both of those were considered separate letters until the Royal Academy of Spanish decided they were not, back in the 1990s. Any other words you see with double letters are not of spanish origin. Also, any "spanish" word with a "k" or a "w" is not of spanish origin.
Notice how I capitalized here. Countries and languages are capitalized but origins and ethnicities are not. For example: I am from México so I am méxican. I speak Spanish but I am not of spanish descent. In Spanish you also do not capitalize the days of the week, the months of the year, nor book titles except for the first word. In English it is Gone With the Wind but in Spanish it would be Gone with the wind.
That capitalization shit is not too helpful in the street but the difference between puto (a méxican might use the word "joto") and culo kinda is. Note that neither puto nor joto are polite. If you would like to know your friend's sexual orientation you could go with "gay" which is well understood pretty much everywhere that I have been.
So joto and puto translate as "faggot" and not just as gay, or queer, or homosexual. This is important. Like, in prison, the faggot is the one on the bottom. Hope that helps!
I've decided against renting a car. I deal with risk everyday and the most basic rule is to analyze the risk / reward beforehand!The risks, a half naked or nude woman might catch a cold in the car, LOL.
Professor 1
11-15-11, 02:53
Yo Grandnash if you were in the states trying to talk to a woman and when you did she barely acknowledge you, what would be your response? FUCK THAT B••••!
Leave that broad alone cus she's playing games. Tooo many honeys in DR to be tripping over one female. Ooh and stop worrying about that the woman are prostitutes. Your paying for pussy regardless if it's a non-pro or not. You just don't way a hardcore puta. Great reporting though! Keep it comingI'm with Coolie on this one. Once, in Thailand, I asked this cute girl to go ST, and she flatly refused as though I had horns in my head. So, I went to the best looking girl in the Nana parking lot. She asked for a little more than I was willing to pay, but I had a point to prove. I accepted her price, and walked her right past the first girl. The first girl's mouth dropped, and she started chatting to her friends and pointing. Well, the stunner did not want to do LT. We had a starfish session, but I got her off. She returned to Nana parking lot. The next day, the first girl approached me. I politely told her no in front of her friends and claimed that I was not looking that night. She lost face.
So, if the girl disses you, blow her off. You are the rich man with options. They know it.
Mr Enternational
11-15-11, 05:56
This thread moves so fast that I can't keep up. There must be more posts here per day than any other thread on the site. I'm still 4 pages in arrears. Got a long flight to Thailand tomorrow though so I will catch up then. But after those 21 hours I'm sure there will be at least 2 more fresh pages.
This thread moves so fast that I can't keep up. There must be more posts here per day than any other thread on the site. I'm still 4 pages in arrears. Got a long flight to Thailand tomorrow though so I will catch up then. But after those 21 hours I'm sure there will be at least 2 more fresh pages.Give Grandnash credit for that. First time trip reports are always the best because their usually is no concern about what others think. Its raw, unsensored and honest. Without him we would still be talking about pros and cons of renting cars.
Google translator says puto culo means ass fucking, but this is not Dominican Spanish and definitely not polite.
Google translator sucks. Run "coger" through there and see what you get.
Mr Enternational
11-15-11, 16:50
Google translator sucks.There is a decent translator on dictionary.com. As with all translators you should have some general knowledge of the language before going off using it all willy nilly.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-15-11, 17:44
I would translate "puto culo" as like "Fu, gay ass mofo" definitely derogatory though.
Grandnash84
11-15-11, 18:01
Very boring day for me. This was the first time in sosua that it rained very heavily for me all day. I would have went to cabrate but it was raing so bad I just decided to stay at the hotel. I woke up at 1 again and went to get something to eat, then back to the hotel. Mostly watch tv and youtube videos. At dinner time went to get something to eat then back to the hotel. Sosua sucks for me. Maybe if I started my trip here then went to sd I probably would have like it better or if I had friends with me. At 11 I decided to go to the bar and get a drink but boardwalk empire came on so I didn't leave until 12. Went to the sports bar and got a drink. My dominican friend saw me there and we started chatting. I told her about the bartender at rumba and how she acted, blah, blah, bah. At 1 we were pretty hungry so we decide to eat at the food stand next to rumba. Rumba was dead but every other bar was popping for a Monday. The bartender was sitting at the bar and she saw me at the food stand and perked up. I told myself I wouldn't talk to her but my weakness gave in and I went up to talk to her. She was all over me. No matter what country you are in, no man can figure out these fucking women! Anyways told her I was leaving tomarrow and that I will be back in January just to see her. I told her I really don't like sosua except for her. I was putting it on pretty thick. I told my dominican friend I was leaving Wednesday cause I knew he was going to ask me for some money on my last day. When we were talking he told her to go out with me on her day off which is Tuesday. I was like fuck, now she wants to go out with me on the day I am leaving. Bad luck. So I told her I would pick her up at 6pm and head down to Cabrate to go eat, knowing the whole time I was leaving in the morning. I made the date cause I didn't want the dominican to know I was lieing to him. So at about 2:30 I gave her a big hug and left back to the hotel. Today I had fabio call her and explain that I didn't want the dominican to know I was leaving so he couldn't hit me up for money and that I was sorry and I will be back to sosua to see her jan. Everything was all good, she understood. But I'm glad I'm leaving sosua so I can have fun in SD and bocha chica. Next time I'm here in sosua its not going to be more than 3 days unless I'm fucking the bartender.
The bull in Sosua was not too happy I was driving around on the dirt roads, in the area he patrolled. Old tree near the shoreline in Sosua.
Very boring day for me. This was the first time in sosua that it rained very heavily for me all day. I would have went to cabrate but it was raing so bad I just decided to stay at the hotel. I woke up at 1 again and went to get something to eat, then back to the hotel. Mostly watch tv and youtube videos. At dinner time went to get something to eat then back to the hotel. Sosua sucks for me. Maybe if I started my trip here then went to sd I probably would have like it better or if I had friends with me. At 11 I decided to go to the bar and get a drink but boardwalk empire came on so I didn't leave until 12. Went to the sports bar and got a drink. My dominican friend saw me there and we started chatting. I told her about the bartender at rumba and how she acted, blah, blah, bah. At 1 we were pretty hungry so we decide to eat at the food stand next to rumba. Rumba was dead but every other bar was popping for a Monday. The bartender was sitting at the bar and she saw me at the food stand and perked up. I told myself I wouldn't talk to her but my weakness gave in and I went up to talk to her. She was all over me. No matter what country you are in, no man can figure out these fucking women! Anyways told her I was leaving tomarrow and that I will be back in January just to see her. I told her I really don't like sosua except for her. I was putting it on pretty thick. I told my dominican friend I was leaving Wednesday cause I knew he was going to ask me for some money on my last day. When we were talking he told her to go out with me on her day off which is Tuesday. I was like fuck, now she wants to go out with me on the day I am leaving. Bad luck. So I told her I would pick her up at 6pm and head down to Cabrate to go eat, knowing the whole time I was leaving in the morning. I made the date cause I didn't want the dominican to know I was lieing to him. So at about 2:30 I gave her a big hug and left back to the hotel. Today I had fabio call her and explain that I didn't want the dominican to know I was leaving so he couldn't hit me up for money and that I was sorry and I will be back to sosua to see her jan. Everything was all good, she understood. But I'm glad I'm leaving sosua so I can have fun in SD and bocha chica. Next time I'm here in sosua its not going to be more than 3 days unless I'm fucking the bartender.I feel for ya bro, but its like you said"Sosua gets boring after three days especially with no daytime activities". I should have advised you better on the girl. Some Sosua girls who work in bars, clubs or restaurants don't like to date in Sosua. They have a good girl reputation that they don't want exposed. You should have suggested the Cabarete date from the beginning. Even better is a trip to Puerto Plata and the Malecon. They want to see that you are different from the average Sosua tourist. Also being linked to the Dominican dude surely hurt your chances, because she thought you would tell him everything. Have fabio get her email address or phone number for you. Before you go in January text or email her telling her that you don't like Sosua. Tell her you are staying in Cabarete and want to spend all your time with her (wink). Tell her you want to relax on the beach and romantic evenings eating dinner on the beach. Tell her you have a gift for her when you come. Tell her you want to take a day trip to Rio San juan to see the lagoon. Text her something sweet every week. Do this and she will be spend every night counting down till January.
John Gault
11-15-11, 19:29
I'm with Coolie on this one. Once, in Thailand, I asked this cute girl to go ST, and she flatly refused as though I had horns in my head. So, I went to the best looking girl in the Nana parking lot. She asked for a little more than I was willing to pay, but I had a point to prove. I accepted her price, and walked her right past the first girl. The first girl's mouth dropped, and she started chatting to her friends and pointing. Well, the stunner did not want to do LT. We had a starfish session, but I got her off. She returned to Nana parking lot. The next day, the first girl approached me. I politely told her no in front of her friends and claimed that I was not looking that night. She lost face.
So, if the girl disses you, blow her off. You are the rich man with options. They know it.Your story reminds me of one time in Lima. A friend called a service for a thin girl. I was in the lobby when she arrived, and I thought she was sharp, but not very thin. My friend called me from his room, and asked me what to do as she was not to his taste. I told him to give her cab fare, and send her away. As she came out of the elavator I followed her outside, and asked her to go with me, and she refused me. WTF, but for sure I ended up not alone that night.
Google translator says puto culo means ass fucking, but this is not Dominican Spanish and definitely not polite.I was just surprised that Google translator even took shot at it. It is quite good on the Apple iPhone or Ipod touch application, as you can just speak into it and it returns the phrase spoken and written in Spanish. I don't use it as I don't need it, but you could have a conversation with a chica with it. Chica I am seeing is going to English classes. Today she said (in English)"My name is V, I am 22 years old, and I am a single mother." The English teacher had taught them this was the correct way to introduce themselves. Got to love it.
DeepMmpactt
11-15-11, 22:11
Oh she is that good, I guarantee you that. And she's a cool girl to party with.Amen to that brother. Stay tuned for my" Dire Straights" episole from your new.
Avenger the Chocolate Jackhammer. Mani & Coolie high go deep, I hit you guys in the.
End zone, with Naomi & Amelias number check your end box.
DeepMmpactt
11-16-11, 03:15
ROTFLMAO! Man down! Man down!In our last episole The Evil beautiful vixen Naomi and her gorgeous sidekick,
Amelia, had the Chocolate Jackhammer in a precarious, vulnerable position,
Low Oxygen, red warning lights blaring. Life supports emptying, flat line.
Rapidly approaching, losing conscience, as These Vixens continued there.
Oral assault, mercilessly sucking and licking the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Then with a evil smirk on her face Amelia, slowly raised up, after abusing.
The Chocolate Jackhammer with her sexy slithery tongue, Destruction of.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was rapidly approaching, Amelia raised up,
To finish me off, As I was losing consciousness, the Chocolate Jackhammer.
Went limp, Amelia & Naomi laughed at the Chocolate jackhammer, but wait. Somethings.
Begining to happen, I glanced over and caught sight of Naomis high heels,
I requested both of them to get naked, but leave the stilletoes on, plus my.
Power pill aka (cialis) started to power up, the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Began to rise. 1 inch tripled to 3inches. 3 inches tripled to 9inches, the.
The final, inch appeared 10inches, plus 2 inches in width, bamm. Then.
I closed my eyes and summoned the powers all the great hammers of the world,
Arm & Hammer baking soda, Thor & his Mighty Hammer, and the of course.
The Greatest of them all. (drum roll). MC HAMMER. Can't touch this!
My new theme song. Bamm. Its Hammertime. The Chocolate Jackhammer.
Day of reckoning. To be continued.
AlwaysHorny 2
11-16-11, 03:32
In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.
Tempoecorto
11-16-11, 06:55
Give Grandnash credit for that. First time trip reports are always the best because their usually is no concern about what others think. Its raw, unsensored and honest. Without him we would still be talking about pros and cons of renting cars.Yeah! I would have WENT for it?
Tempoecorto
11-16-11, 07:01
Wheeeew! Okay thank you. Grandnash84, please hurry up and post your next report.Why Bro. Can't wait for more "would have gave"? (smiley)
In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.Roll the dice bro, you might seven or eleven, or you might roll snake eyes, thats how the internet chicas work. Badoo, tagged, and its a couple others I used to be on. Most girls try to act like they arent working but they are, it just takes a little longer. Never say "Sosua" to any internet chic because it exposes you. Also most girls have before pics then when you see them they are 50 pounds heavier. Play the internet game but have a low tolerance for bullshit, so its not time consuming. Work on your basic Spanish. They don't expect perfect Spanish but just the effort will be appreciated. Its funny, but I have a regular that speaks better English than I do Spanish, but when she is stumped she asks me to translate in Spanishl LOL.
Coolie High
11-16-11, 10:29
In our last episole The Evil beautiful vixen Naomi and her gorgeous sidekick,
Amelia, had the Chocolate Jackhammer in a precarious, vulnerable position,
Low Oxygen, red warning lights blaring. Life supports emptying, flat line.
Rapidly approaching, losing conscience, as These Vixens continued there.
Oral assault, mercilessly sucking and licking the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Then with a evil smirk on her face Amelia, slowly raised up, after abusing.
The Chocolate Jackhammer with her sexy slithery tongue, Destruction of.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was rapidly approaching, Amelia raised up,
To finish me off, As I was losing consciousness, the Chocolate Jackhammer.
Went limp, Amelia & Naomi laughed at the Chocolate jackhammer, but wait. Somethings.
Begining to happen, I glanced over and caught sight of Naomis high heels,
I requested both of them to get naked, but leave the stilletoes on, plus my.
Power pill aka (cialis) started to power up, the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Began to rise. 1 inch tripled to 3inches. 3 inches tripled to 9inches, the.
The final, inch appeared 10inches, plus 2 inches in width, bamm. Then.
I closed my eyes and summoned the powers all the great hammers of the world,
Arm & Hammer baking soda, Thor & his Mighty Hammer, and the of course.
The Greatest of them all. (drum roll). MC HAMMER. Can't touch this!
My new theme song. Bamm. Its Hammertime. The Chocolate Jackhammer.
Day of reckoning. To be continued.LMFAO! Chocolate Jackhammer you had me rolling on this post. I was literally dying laughing for 5mins. Mr. Gogo is right. The Sosua board with Grandnash has re-spark the board and now you add Hammertime and this board has caught FIRE
DeepMmpactt
11-16-11, 12:44
LMFAO! Chocolate Jackhammer you had me rolling on this post. I was literally dying laughing for 5mins. Mr. Gogo is right. The Sosua board with Grandnash has re-spark the board and now you add Hammertime and this board has caught FIREThe beautiful evil vixen.
Naomi and her gorgeous hinchwoman, Amelia, fell into my trap. I counted on my super.
Wierd foot fetish, to ignite my senses, so I baited them. Kind of like Eddie Murphy and the.
Movie Boomerang. LOL, back to our story. Amelia boards the Chocolate Jackhammer, she.
Didn't realize my supersonic energy burst and transformation, as she mounted the Chocolate.
Jackhammer, and slipped it in, her smirk on her face, quickly turned into worry. Ahhhhh shit!
Lets see whos laughing now, then a burst of lightning hit me, bamm my super heros outfit appeared,
I had my black goggles on, to small wife beater made of silk, my belly hanging out, then.
My ahem. Hot Pink flared legg genie pants Mc Hammers known for. Lmao. Can't touch this.
And they were super crotchless. I am Iron Man. Quickly replaced can't touch this.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was fully extended inside Amelia, she pleaded for Suave Por favor, nooo puta.
Fuck suave. Yo estoy muy dudo. I'm trying to say hard. LOL. I thrusted the Chocolate Jack hammer.
Upward, touching her stomach inside. Ayyyee papi. She screamed. No quero no quero papi, to late.
Now puta, Its Hammertime. He laughter quickly turned into pleas for mercy, I mercilly.
Thrusted upward over and over, while pulling her down, towards me sucking her tits,
Rendering her helpless, and paralized 2 minutes of pure hell, she just screamed no mas.
No mas. Lo siento lo siento papi. Awwe hell don't apologizes now puta. Leche leche papi?
Hell to the no, I wasnt nowhere near leche. That 2 minutes seemed like a eternity to.
Amelia, she just screamed, while curling her beautiful toes. (damn foot fetish) after.
The assault Amelia passionately screamed mi leche papi no mas no mas. She dismounted.
The Chocolate jackhammer and collasped on the floor, Now my attention turned to the.
Ring leader, the one that was hell bent on the Chocolate Jackhammers Destruction.
The Beautiful Vixen Naomi. Stay tuned for Revenge of the Chocolate Jackhammer!
To be continued.
In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.DominicanCupid a pay site, guys have had success using.
Other free sites besides badoo are Hi5, Tagged, SexyoNo and facebook.
Online, I have met few chicas from Puerto Plata. You may want to broaden your search, include the whole country. Some online chicas would take a bus to meet a guy in Sosua or Puerto Plata.
Manizales911
11-16-11, 15:48
In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.I have never met a bartender at Merengue that wasn't available, they are selective and won't go with just anyone as they have many options, they get hit on so often because just like you (no offense) guys think they are less jaded etc. Which couldn't be farther from the truth, they know and play the game as well as anyone maybe better because like I said, they get hit on constantly. You are correct in qualifying the non-pro in Sosua line because truthfully there are none.
Grandnash if you follow Gogo's advise you will be have the Rumba chica eating out of your hand and bedding her for sure but make no mistake you are not the only guy she has allowed to play her game, some girls just hide it more than others. They are all poor, they all need more money than they make bartending and none of them will pass up the opportunity to make in a couple hours what it takes them a week or two to make bartending. There may be an exception or two in all of Sosua but that's about it.
Manizales911
11-16-11, 15:54
In our last episole The Evil beautiful vixen Naomi and her gorgeous sidekick,
Amelia, had the Chocolate Jackhammer in a precarious, vulnerable position,
Low Oxygen, red warning lights blaring. Life supports emptying, flat line.
Rapidly approaching, losing conscience, as These Vixens continued there.
Oral assault, mercilessly sucking and licking the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Then with a evil smirk on her face Amelia, slowly raised up, after abusing.
The Chocolate Jackhammer with her sexy slithery tongue, Destruction of.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was rapidly approaching, Amelia raised up,
To finish me off, As I was losing consciousness, the Chocolate Jackhammer.
Went limp, Amelia & Naomi laughed at the Chocolate jackhammer, but wait. Somethings.
Begining to happen, I glanced over and caught sight of Naomis high heels,
I requested both of them to get naked, but leave the stilletoes on, plus my.
Power pill aka (cialis) started to power up, the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Began to rise. 1 inch tripled to 3inches. 3 inches tripled to 9inches, the.
The final, inch appeared 10inches, plus 2 inches in width, bamm. Then.
I closed my eyes and summoned the powers all the great hammers of the world,
Arm & Hammer baking soda, Thor & his Mighty Hammer, and the of course.
The Greatest of them all. (drum roll). MC HAMMER. Can't touch this!
My new theme song. Bamm. Its Hammertime. The Chocolate Jackhammer.
Day of reckoning. To be continued.Deep you are just too funny for words, hahahaha. I am headed out to Colombia next week but when I get back to the DR I will give Naomi a taste of my albino one eyed trouser snake. Not as good as the chocolate jackhammer but it's all I've got. Look forward to reading the rest of your report.
Grandnash84
11-16-11, 16:45
I feel for ya bro, but its like you said"Sosua gets boring after three days especially with no daytime activities". I should have advised you better on the girl. Some Sosua girls who work in bars, clubs or restaurants don't like to date in Sosua. They have a good girl reputation that they don't want exposed. You should have suggested the Cabarete date from the beginning. Even better is a trip to Puerto Plata and the Malecon. They want to see that you are different from the average Sosua tourist. Also being linked to the Dominican dude surely hurt your chances, because she thought you would tell him everything. Have fabio get her email address or phone number for you. Before you go in January text or email her telling her that you don't like Sosua. Tell her you are staying in Cabarete and want to spend all your time with her (wink). Tell her you want to relax on the beach and romantic evenings eating dinner on the beach. Tell her you have a gift for her when you come. Tell her you want to take a day trip to Rio San juan to see the lagoon. Text her something sweet every week. Do this and she will be spend every night counting down till January.Yo gogo, thanks for the advise. I did actually mention taking her out to Cabrate the the second day I was there, but she had work all the way until Tuesday. I kept telling her I didn't like sosua there were too many prostitutes there etc. I did get her phone number but she dosent have email or facebook. She said she has no computer. I had fabio talk to her and told her that I really like her and I will be back in January just to see her. She seemed really happy on the phone. It just sucked that they day I was leaving was her day off. Go figure. I do have her number so when I get home ill buy a calling card and give her a call once a week. Is it easy for girls to get days off from work? If I go back I want to see if she will spend the week with me if her job lets her. GoGO, do you know of any chica friendly hotels in Cabrate?
Yo gogo, thanks for the advise. I did actually mention taking her out to Cabrate the the second day I was there, but she had work all the way until Tuesday. I kept telling her I didn't like sosua there were too many prostitutes there etc. I did get her phone number but she dosent have email or facebook. She said she has no computer. I had fabio talk to her and told her that I really like her and I will be back in January just to see her. She seemed really happy on the phone. It just sucked that they day I was leaving was her day off. Go figure. I do have her number so when I get home ill buy a calling card and give her a call once a week. Is it easy for girls to get days off from work? If I go back I want to see if she will spend the week with me if her job lets her. GoGO, do you know of any chica friendly hotels in Cabrate?Tmobile has international unlimited texting for five dollars extra a month. Personally I like texting so I don't have to hear them ramble on about the bull shit. Most bar girls I know in Sosua get only one day off a week not two. I don't think she needs to take off the whole week because she probaly has the daytime off. This will give you a chance to hangout solo at night. The only problem you will have is waiting till 3am till she gets off. I'm thinking she has a gringo boyfriend. Maybe thats why she was acting funny that one day and putting you on hold. He might have been there. Also you got to figure out over the next 2 months how to get her period timed. Nothing ruins a romantic vacation more than a girl on her period. When you get comfortable with her and she says' I'm not feeling well' ask her if it that time of the month. Dominicanas are comfortable and not as stuckup like American women about such topics. Do this before your trip so you can time your arrival better. I know a couple girlfriendly hotels outside of Sosua, I will pm you later.
Yo gogo, thanks for the advise. I did actually mention taking her out to Cabrate the the second day I was there, but she had work all the way until Tuesday. I kept telling her I didn't like sosua there were too many prostitutes there etc. I did get her phone number but she dosent have email or facebook. She said she has no computer. I had fabio talk to her and told her that I really like her and I will be back in January just to see her. She seemed really happy on the phone. It just sucked that they day I was leaving was her day off. Go figure. I do have her number so when I get home ill buy a calling card and give her a call once a week. Is it easy for girls to get days off from work? If I go back I want to see if she will spend the week with me if her job lets her. GoGO, do you know of any chica friendly hotels in Cabrate?You can give her $5US dollars in minutes for her cell phone, if you want to butter her up a little. I use ezetop (http://www.ezetop.com/) , you can create an account, add a bank or credit card and easily send minutes to claro, viva and orange cell phones in DR, for 35 cents they will send a message saying the minutes are from you and you can personalize the message. When you are back in the states you can easily send text messages to her cell phone to stay in touch. You have to ask the chica which company she has for her cell phone (claro, orange or viva).
SavePros321
11-16-11, 20:16
I'm going to play the Devil's Advocate here for a sec (because that's what SavePros does :D).
This post is in no way meant to step on anyone's toes, BUT:
Veteran Mongers, aren't advising Grand84 to do the exact stuff we usually rail against? Texting her every week, sending her minutes to her phone, and most importantly, planning one's trip solely around ONE chica. You can already get a sense from his reports (I think he's mentioned her in every single trip report after meeting her for the first time) that he is very much attached to this chica despite never having banged her or even going out on a date (maybe it is the pseudo allure of her being a non-pro?). What if she also picks up on this like a shark that smells blood? I can imagine a scenario in where leading up to January (with the two of them exchanging text and phone calls; he's already stated he was buying calling cards the minute he got back to sex prison) she tells him that she got fired from her bar job and needs him to send her money or else it won't be possible for them to meet (this may just be a test to see if he takes the bait; if he does then I can imagine her quitting her job knowing she has a new WU stipend now on the way). Read the last sentence again. I am not suggesting that she is saying her meeting him is conditional to him sending her money; I am saying she could make the case that she cannot meet him because she has no money (to feed her kid, mother is sick, etc.).
But in the end who am I to tell anyone how to spend their vacation. I can only warn of the horror stories I have heard, which is why I do not call chicas after leaving, nor do I exchange emails. There are just too many of them to choose from at any given time. Santo Domingo and other places may work differently, but in Sosua there is no point in bringing sand to the beach (as I learned already once before). If their number still works when I am back in town then that's fair game. At least at that point I have already tried her out once before in the sack and know what to expect.
I agree with SavePros. The other danger is the translator thing. Let me give you two examples, one from each direction. Story A is the gringo with some Spanish, but still relying on a translator. He got the (stupid) idea to give a chica a "promise ring." He made sure to tell her it was a "promise ring" so she would not think it was an "engagement ring." Unfortunately for both parties concerned, both "promise" and "get engaged" translate to the same root word, comprometer. Whoops.
Story B is the chica who spoke no English. She texted the guy and told him she thought he was a "ready horseman." Well,"listo" combined with the verb "estar" translates as "ready." "Listo" combined with the verb "ser" translates as "smart" or "clever." The literal translation of "caballero" is horseman, but it is more commonly used to mean "gentleman." She thought he was a smart gentleman but he had NO idea what she meant and the use of "ready" made him think she viewed him as "handy" or basically as a back-up plan or even a chump. I could tell several other stories related to translators and their hazards, but these two should serve as sufficient warning.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-16-11, 21:01
You can give her $5US dollars in minutes for her cell phone, if you want to butter her up a little. I use ezetop (
http://www.ezetop.com/
) , you can create an account, add a bank or credit card and easily send minutes to claro, viva and orange cell phones in DR, for 35 cents they will send a message saying the minutes are from you and you can personalize the message. When you are back in the states you can easily send text messages to her cell phone to stay in touch. You have to ask the chica which company she has for her cell phone (claro, orange or viva).I like ezetop as well bro and use them BUT they charge a service charge and also my credit card gets charged a small international fee as well. Try this company. No fees. www.aryty.com I use them now, same premise.
oh ps.. the big craze these days in latin america and the carribean actually for the last couple of years is the Blackberry... so much so that i had to get one just to chat with my friends in latin america using BLACKBERRY MESSENGER or "PIN" as they like saying... even though blackberrys seem to be on the way out here in the US... the girls in latin america are going crazy for them and spend all day chatting to their domestic novios and their western union novios.
Grandnash84
11-16-11, 22:28
Believe me guys, I have read the horror storries and I'm too young to fall for any of that shit. If I get any red flags from her she is going to be cancelled. I know it starts with $20 here and $10 there. It starts low and goes Hi. I'm not the one thats going to be sending money overseas. I do have a couple of months to try to get to know her, but that money shit is where it stops. As soon as she asks for money it bye bye. If she is cool dosent and dosent ask me for anything then ill probably go see her next time I'm in the dr. And if she does ask for money and I don't give it to her then ill she how she really is. Then ill know if I found a gem or not
DeepMmpactt
11-16-11, 22:38
Deep you are just too funny for words, hahahaha. I am headed out to Colombia next week but when I get back to the DR I will give Naomi a taste of my albino one eyed trouser snake. Not as good as the chocolate jackhammer but it's all I've got. Look forward to reading the rest of your report.In our last episole, the Chocolate Jackhammer got his groove back, after almost being destroyed.
By the Beaitiful Evil Vixen Naomi, and her partner in crime The Gorgeous Amelia, the tables.
Get turned, first Amelia, mounted the Chocolate Jackhammer, not noticing, my transformation.
2 minutes of Destruction, the upward thrust, while pulling Amelia down toward me, the.
Chocolate Jackhammer was methodical and relentless, Amelias screams of ectasy, orgasm.
And sexual satisfaction, went unanswered, after Amelia passed out from 2 minutes of annihilation.
So, the Chocolate Jackhammer turned my attention to The Evil Vixen Naomi, This epic battle.
Was going to be harder than I thought, so I recalibrated Gps lock, then went to my super weapontry.
More Lube check. Glow in the dark Magnum Xl condoms check. Power pill aka Cialis.
Still powering the Chocolate Jackhammer. Check. Super wierd foot fetish senses check.
So, the silent standoff continues, Amelia out of commission passed out on the floor,
Naomi smirked, as she slowly moved toward me, she slighly crawled between my legs.
Bamm, she suddenly started deep throating the Chocolate Jackhammer. Uuuuggggg!
It caught the Chocolate Jackhammer off guard, she deep throated me, I felt her
Tonsils, as she swallowed all 10inches plus 2 inches in width. Eeeeekkk. Then.
She grabbed my Chocolate Shaft, with her manicured hand, slowly up and down,
Jacking me off, orgasm alert. About to bust. But no. I won't succumb to this.
Tactic, I rolled Naomi over in a super Mma roll, next thing she knew I was in between.
Her legs, (weak stomach alert please turned the channel). I then slowly unstrapped.
Her stilletoe, then slowly started sucking each one of her clean freshly pedicured.
Toes. (damn foot fetish). Yuck. Then I slowly moved upward with my hurricane.
Tongue, to her freshly shaved pussy, I discovered, Naomi had a clit pierced, bamm!
My hurricaned tongue began circling her clit faster and faster, This Vixen slowly.
Arched her back and slowly began to moan, but she wasnt done, she grabbed.
The back of my neck, and began to fuck my face. Ooohhhhh. She's putting.
Up a helluva battle, she was going to orgasm. Aye papi. Aye papi. Ayeeee.
But no, the Chocolate Jackhammer wanted to finish this beautiful vixen off,
I broke her headlock of my face buried in her clean shaven pussy, I rose up,
She opened her leg and. Moved back, ahhhh hell to the no. I turned her over.
Doggy style she was on all fours, looking back at me, I lubbed up, slipped my.
Armor on (magnum XL super sensitive condom). Then I slipped the Chocolate.
Jackhammer inside her, but whamm. To my surprise she started slamming me,
Backwards, she starting fucking me. Uughhhh, awwww No you don't. I grabbed.
Her hips and unleash the Chocolate Jackhammer, She began to moan, then the.
Screaming started. Oh dios. Ayeee papii ayee papi. Leche por favor. Hell to.
The no. The Chocolate Jackhammer went on auto jackking. I just set back and.
It hammered her, after a minute, she lowered her chest on the pillow, I raised.
Her waist and ass and hammered her ass, she pounded her fist in the pillow.
As the hammer came down her screaming was deafening. After she screamed.
No mas No mas ya cavaste. No I aint done, she orgasm, then I was about to.
Bust I pulled out and sprayed leche all over her beautiful face and hair. She.
Then passed out next to her sidekick Amelia, and the Chocolate Jackhammer.
The New Avenger exacted My Revenge. The End.
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AlwaysHorny 2
11-16-11, 23:25
Believe me guys, I have read the horror storries and I'm too young to fall for any of that shit. If I get any red flags from her she is going to be cancelled. I know it starts with $20 here and $10 there. It starts low and goes Hi. I'm not the one thats going to be sending money overseas. I do have a couple of months to try to get to know her, but that money shit is where it stops. As soon as she asks for money it bye bye. If she is cool dosent and dosent ask me for anything then ill probably go see her next time I'm in the dr. And if she does ask for money and I don't give it to her then ill she how she really is. Then ill know if I found a gem or notI hear ya bro. I can't imagine any woman being that fine or the punanny that good and that includes these tramps here in the USA They will try you. The best move is to run. FAST! LOL
I'm going to play the Devil's Advocate here for a sec (because that's what SavePros does.).
This post is in no way meant to step on anyone's toes, BUT:
Veteran Mongers, aren't advising Grand84 to do the exact stuff we usually rail against? Texting her every week, sending her minutes to her phone, and most importantly, planning one's trip solely around ONE chica. You can already get a sense from his reports (I think he's mentioned her in every single trip report after meeting her for the first time) that he is very much attached to this chica despite never having banged her or even going out on a date (maybe it is the pseudo allure of her being a non-pro?). What if she also picks up on this like a shark that smells blood? I can imagine a scenario in where leading up to January (with the two of them exchanging text and phone calls; he's already stated he was buying calling cards the minute he got back to sex prison) she tells him that she got fired from her bar job and needs him to send her money or else it won't be possible for them to meet (this may just be a test to see if he takes the bait; if he does then I can imagine her quitting her job knowing she has a new WU stipend now on the way). Read the last sentence again. I am not suggesting that she is saying her meeting him is conditional to him sending her money; I am saying she could make the case that she cannot meet him because she has no money (to feed her kid, mother is sick, etc.).
But in the end who am I to tell anyone how to spend their vacation. I can only warn of the horror stories I have heard, which is why I do not call chicas after leaving, nor do I exchange emails. There are just too many of them to choose from at any given time. Santo Domingo and other places may work differently, but in Sosua there is no point in bringing sand to the beach (as I learned already once before). If their number still works when I am back in town then that's fair game. At least at that point I have already tried her out once before in the sack and know what to expect.Everyone on this board has gotten back to sex prison and thought about the DR pussy that slipped by them. There is nothing wrong with being attracted to a puta. We tend to act hardcore when the fellas are around, but a pretty face and nice tits and ass and we turn into softies for a brief moment.
Sending money I don't do but I can't fault another man on how he spends his money. Grandnash just wants the fish that got away, once he spends a day fucking her he will move on.
I like ezetop as well bro and use them BUT they charge a service charge and also my credit card gets charged a small international fee as well. Try this company. No fees.
www.aryty.com
I use them now, same premise.
Oh ps. The big craze these days in latin america and the carribean actually for the last couple of years is the Blackberry. So much so that I had to get one just to chat with my friends in latin america using BLACKBERRY MESSENGER or "PIN" as they like saying. Even though blackberrys seem to be on the way out here in the US. The girls in latin america are going crazy for them and spend all day chatting to their domestic novios and their western union novios.Thanks.
I have never used a Blackberry. With a Blackberry cell in DR, the chicas can text as much as they want and how is the fee calculated? Using a prepaid Claro or Orange cell phone in DR, there is a fee every time I send a text message. How are the fees calculated using a Blackberry in DR?
I agree with you regarding Blackberry cell phones being popular in Latin America. 90% of the DR chicas will ask for a Blackberry cell phone and some Colombianas put their PIN as part of their MSN Messenger greeting. One chica in DR told me with Blackberry messaging she can easily send photos from her cell (which can be very convenient when you can't remember how the chica looks. With Claro or Orange many DR chicas cannot send photos from their cell to another cell (they tell me they need multimedia enabled and they never seem to have that).
Etopuponline is another site for adding minutes, but the last time I used them, they would only accept paypal accounts for payment. I will try Aryty. Ezetop is expensive, plus they give a bad exchange rate.
If and when the technology exists to send pussy via Western Union, I may consider sending money by Western Union.
Some people in the US pay $5US or more for a cup of coffee at Starbucks. If sending a chica whom a guy really likes, $5US in minutes for her cell, one time or a few times, as way to better his odds of getting in her pants, it could be a good investment. Chatting with a chica on MSN messenger is free, but GN84 has stated the chica has no internet. As a goodwill gesture and a way to keep himself in her thoughts he could send her $5US in minutes. Many DR chicas would be appreciative of $5US in minutes. Maybe GN84 will be wasting his time and money, maybe the chica is hardcore and cold and will accept gifts and never give anything back. It is up to GN84 to decide what he should do with his money and time.
Somethings are done on Faith.
I'm going to play the Devil's Advocate here for a sec (because that's what SavePros does.).
This post is in no way meant to step on anyone's toes, BUT:
Veteran Mongers, aren't advising Grand84 to do the exact stuff we usually rail against? Texting her every week, sending her minutes to her phone, and most importantly, planning one's trip solely around ONE chica. You can already get a sense from his reports (I think he's mentioned her in every single trip report after meeting her for the first time) that he is very much attached to this chica despite never having banged her or even going out on a date (maybe it is the pseudo allure of her being a non-pro?). What if she also picks up on this like a shark that smells blood? I can imagine a scenario in where leading up to January (with the two of them exchanging text and phone calls; he's already stated he was buying calling cards the minute he got back to sex prison) she tells him that she got fired from her bar job and needs him to send her money or else it won't be possible for them to meet (this may just be a test to see if he takes the bait; if he does then I can imagine her quitting her job knowing she has a new WU stipend now on the way). Read the last sentence again. I am not suggesting that she is saying her meeting him is conditional to him sending her money; I am saying she could make the case that she cannot meet him because she has no money (to feed her kid, mother is sick, etc.).
But in the end who am I to tell anyone how to spend their vacation. I can only warn of the horror stories I have heard, which is why I do not call chicas after leaving, nor do I exchange emails. There are just too many of them to choose from at any given time. Santo Domingo and other places may work differently, but in Sosua there is no point in bringing sand to the beach (as I learned already once before). If their number still works when I am back in town then that's fair game. At least at that point I have already tried her out once before in the sack and know what to expect.
AlwaysHorny 2
11-17-11, 03:20
If and when the technology exists to send pussy via Western Union, I may consider sending money by Western Union.ROTFLMAO! Hahaha
MiamiHeatLuver
11-17-11, 04:33
Thanks.
I have never used a Blackberry. With a Blackberry cell in DR, the chicas can text as much as they want and how is the fee calculated? Using a prepaid Claro or Orange cell phone in DR, there is a fee every time I send a text message. How are the fees calculated using a Blackberry in DR?
I agree with you regarding Blackberry cell phones being popular in Latin America. 90% of the DR chicas will ask for a Blackberry cell phone and some Colombianas put their PIN as part of their MSN Messenger greeting. One chica in DR told me with Blackberry messaging she can easily send photos from her cell (which can be very convenient when you can't remember how the chica looks. With Claro or Orange many DR chicas cannot send photos from their cell to another cell (they tell me they need multimedia enabled and they never seem to have that).
Etopuponline is another site for adding minutes, but the last time I used them, they would only accept paypal accounts for payment. I will try Aryty. Ezetop is expensive, plus they give a bad exchange rate.
Blackberry Messenger is a very unique system dedicated to blackberry, it is always online and is NOT sms it is worldwide with just basic cell service. You can get monthly plans that are very very affordable for the chica, ALL YOU CAN CHAT no additional fees, there are NO PER SMS charges at all, you can also easily send pics, music, voice files, right there immediately.
Every blackberry has its own personal I'd. I've found that since all the ladies in latin america either have one or are getting one its easy to keep in touch with them. It literally has changed the way I communicate with my lady friends, novia, amigos, worldwide, Its pretty cool being on the road in the middle of nowhere and asking my novia in Latin America,"where are you and what are you doing?" LOL LOL I would strongly suggest getting one.
A couple links for you bro!
http://www.orange.com.do/web/blackberry
http://forums.crackberry.com/native-apps-f152/blackberry-messenger-what-how-does-work-5877/
SavePros321
11-17-11, 04:38
Some people in the US pay $5US or more for a cup of coffee at Starbucks. If sending a chica whom a guy really likes, $5US in minutes for her cell, one time or a few times, as way to better his odds of getting in her pants, it could be a good investment. Chatting with a chica on MSN messenger is free, but GN84 has stated the chica has no internet. As a goodwill gesture and a way to keep himself in her thoughts he could send her $5US in minutes. Many DR chicas would be appreciative of $5US in minutes. Maybe GN84 will be wasting his time and money, maybe the chica is hardcore and cold and will accept gifts and never give anything back. It is up to GN84 to decide what he should do with his money and time.
Somethings are done on Faith.I absolutely agree with you Jao. But I am thinking $5 worth of minutes is NOT going to last bruh-man until January, LOL. I think it is safe to say that it eventually is going to require a cumulative investment of more than just the initial investment of $5 (which is the danger I was warning of, unless she promises to never used the minutes with anyone else other than him ;)). If any of you have every used SKYPE on an international call then you know that those minutes don't last for shit, LOL.
Blackberry Messenger is a very unique system dedicated to blackberry, it is always online and is NOT sms it is worldwide with just basic cell service. You can get monthly plans that are very very affordable for the chica, ALL YOU CAN CHAT no additional fees, there are NO PER SMS charges at all, you can also easily send pics, music, voice files, right there immediately.
Every blackberry has its own personal I'd. I've found that since all the ladies in latin america either have one or are getting one its easy to keep in touch with them. It literally has changed the way I communicate with my lady friends, novia, amigos, worldwide, Its pretty cool being on the road in the middle of nowhere and asking my novia in Latin America,"where are you and what are you doing?" LOL LOL I would strongly suggest getting one.
A couple links for you bro!
http://www.orange.com.do/web/blackberry
http://forums.crackberry.com/native-apps-f152/blackberry-messenger-what-how-does-work-5877/Thanks,
Prices are not bad for Orange in DR for Blackberry service, ranging from 25 pesos per day to 390 pesos for 30 days (appears blackberry could be cheaper than using the prepaid Claro and Orange plans to send messages). Some Orange blackberry plans include a certain number of SMS (from 25-400). SMS are text messages (outside the blackberry system)?
DominicanCupid a pay site, guys have had success using.
Other free sites besides badoo are Hi5, Tagged, SexyoNo and facebook.
Online, I have met few chicas from Puerto Plata. You may want to broaden your search, include the whole country. Some online chicas would take a bus to meet a guy in Sosua or Puerto Plata.I would agree to broaden the search to include all of the DR. I would also add for some reason a lot of chicas don't choose the actual city they live in on their profile. I have not been able to figure out why. But yeah, I personally have had success in DominicanCupid & Badoo. I don't touch Facebook, easy way to get in trouble especially if you have chicks back at your home base and back in DR. They will eventually connect with each other with the viral nature of Facebook.
Hillbilly69
11-17-11, 12:43
If and when the technology exists to send pussy via Western Union, I may consider sending money by Western Union.I am not quite sure why a person would send a puta money for anyway, is he saving his place in line?
Charles Pooter
11-17-11, 13:58
The "enter" key should only be used to separate paragraphs, period.Dear Mr Jackson, in case you haven't noticed, your software no longer permits "separate" paragraphs. This means that long reports appear as a solid slab of text. I no longer bother to read them and I am sure I am not the only one, which is a shame. Can you not restore the facility to separate paragraphs with line spaces to make text more legible?
I am not quite sure why a person would send a puta money for anyway, is he saving his place in line?If only it was that simple! The dating culture in the DR is complex and may run the whole range from pay for sex to friendship with benefits and everything in between. Because men who frequent this board are generally starved for affection, they may easily be manipulated by attractive young women who say "I love you" without really meaning anything of the kind. On the other hand, people also form lasting relationships and sentimental friendships that may start as paid sexual encounters. If a man has feelings for a woman, he does not want to see her suffer or unhappy, so may send her money to salve his conscience, even if he strongly suspects that she is not telling the truth about whatever emergency is on the menu today.
Quite simply, there is often more pleasure in giving than receiving, especially if there is some kind of reciprocation, and sex may not be the only positive product of a relationship.
Dear Mr Jackson, in case you haven't noticed, your software no longer permits "separate" paragraphs. This means that long reports appear as a solid slab of text. I no longer bother to read them and I am sure I am not the only one, which is a shame. Can you not restore the facility to separate paragraphs with line spaces to make text more legible?Charles, you can make a paragraph break by hitting a double carriage return.
Like this.
I would agree to broaden the search to include all of the DR. I would also add for some reason a lot of chicas don't choose the actual city they live in on their profile. I have not been able to figure out why.They don't want other Dominicans to know what they are up to or to discuss them with disapproving relatives. The DR is an island nation and everyone is interconnected. This is why girls come from all over the island to the La Passion nightclub for a short while. They get bed and board and the chance to earn big bucks behind closed doors with little chance that their families will know exactly what they are up to.
I am not quite sure why a person would send a puta money for anyway, is he saving his place in line?On the menu, sewer rat meat doesn't cost much, a better cut of meat usually costs more.
Spending money on a chica while not in the country, might get you preferential treatment when you return to the country.
However, if a person is happy eating sewer rat, then there is no reason to spend a few dollars more for something different. If the type of meat doesn't matter, why spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to travel to a foreign country to eat sewer rat, when there are plenty of options for sewer rat, without leaving the country.
Bobsthrobbinknob
11-17-11, 15:55
Becoming financially important to these girls is the surest pathway to grief, problems, and even more serious matters. Can't find it now, but someone recently said it here "the chicas are basically mercenary", and well said at that. Countless men have "cared" for these chicas but the success stories are RARE. An occasional phone card if you are texting or communicating, a birthday gift, or some money for the salon prior to a visit. I can see that. Anything more is only inviting problems, not love.
I'm going to play the Devil's Advocate here for a sec (because that's what SavePros does.).
This post is in no way meant to step on anyone's toes, BUT:
Veteran Mongers, aren't advising Grand84 to do the exact stuff we usually rail against? Texting her every week, sending her minutes to her phone, and most importantly, planning one's trip solely around ONE chica. You can already get a sense from his reports (I think he's mentioned her in every single trip report after meeting her for the first time) that he is very much attached to this chica despite never having banged her or even going out on a date (maybe it is the pseudo allure of her being a non-pro?). What if she also picks up on this like a shark that smells blood? I can imagine a scenario in where leading up to January (with the two of them exchanging text and phone calls; he's already stated he was buying calling cards the minute he got back to sex prison) she tells him that she got fired from her bar job and needs him to send her money or else it won't be possible for them to meet (this may just be a test to see if he takes the bait; if he does then I can imagine her quitting her job knowing she has a new WU stipend now on the way). Read the last sentence again. I am not suggesting that she is saying her meeting him is conditional to him sending her money; I am saying she could make the case that she cannot meet him because she has no money (to feed her kid, mother is sick, etc.).
But in the end who am I to tell anyone how to spend their vacation. I can only warn of the horror stories I have heard, which is why I do not call chicas after leaving, nor do I exchange emails. There are just too many of them to choose from at any given time. Santo Domingo and other places may work differently, but in Sosua there is no point in bringing sand to the beach (as I learned already once before). If their number still works when I am back in town then that's fair game. At least at that point I have already tried her out once before in the sack and know what to expect.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-17-11, 16:03
Thanks,
Prices are not bad for Orange in DR for Blackberry service, ranging from 25 pesos per day to 390 pesos for 30 days (appears blackberry could be cheaper than using the prepaid Claro and Orange plans to send messages). Some Orange blackberry plans include a certain number of SMS (from 25-400). SMS are text messages (outside the blackberry system)?Yeah Jao, blackberry messenger is OUTSIDE your cellphones sms system and there is no limit, so you could literally send messages, pics, voice messages all day at no fear of overages from either your side or your lady friends abroad.
On the menu, sewer rat meat doesn't cost much, a better cut of meat usually costs more.
Spending money on a chica while not in the country, might get you preferential treatment when you return to the country.
However, if a person is happy eating sewer rat, then there is no reason to spend a few dollars more for something different. If the type of meat doesn't matter, why spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to travel to a foreign country to eat sewer rat, when there are plenty of options for sewer rat, without leaving the country.Not sure I completely get the analogy, but if you l.
Know a girl's family and her child and have eaten at their house, you may feel differently. For the person whose experience of paying for sex means getting in line to drop your pants, the DR is hard to understand unless you have been there.
Riky Rapido
11-17-11, 16:45
Not sure I completely get the analogy, but if you l.
Know a girl's family and her child and have eaten at their house, you may feel differently. For the person whose experience of paying for sex means getting in line to drop your pants, the DR is hard to understand unless you have been there.I have been with the poorest of poor, including Haitians, and I have never heard, seen or eaten sewer rat. Suggesting sewer rat is on the table of Dominicans is offensive, racist, bigoted. Stay in the USA where you came from.
Charles Pooter
11-17-11, 16:47
Charles, you can make a paragraph break by hitting a double carriage return.
Like this.That is just normal usage. Now show me how to insert a line space and I will be impressed. Mr Jackson and I were talking about "separate" paragraphs, which I would understand to mean a line space between paragraphs. Just starting a new line doesn't help much. If the previous line is long it hardly shows, and if the previous line is short the text looks messy and illiterate.
It's not as if I am asking for something unusual or difficult. This board had that facility until the upgrade and so does every other board I know, whether monger-related or otherwise.
And don't get me started on the crazy spell-checker which doesn't even let us write the Dominican currency correctly as it turns it into "roads", or enter many Spanish accents correctly with the result that most bits of Spanish text here are misspelled.
Now these are small prices to pay for the right to access this board for free or cheaply, but it just seems they are unnecessary and could be easily corrected, as no other board suffers them, even those run on a much slimmer budget.
Not sure I completely get the analogy, but if you l.
Know a girl's family and her child and have eaten at their house, you may feel differently. For the person whose experience of paying for sex means getting in line to drop your pants, the DR is hard to understand unless you have been there.Some chicas are like sewer rats, some quite possibility are infected sewer rats (ie the chica with the tattoos around her neck in Sosua). If a guy is happy with having infected sewer rat for a low price, that is his choice. If a guy wants to spend a little more money to possibly get an upgrade on the sewer rat (ie a chica that is not on the street 24/7 selling her pussy to whomever for whatever low price) , then there is nothing wrong with spending a little extra to get something better. I personally would rather be alone in bed than have a skanskta next to me.
Not sure I completely get the analogy, but if you l.
Know a girl's family and her child and have eaten at their house, you may feel differently. For the person whose experience of paying for sex means getting in line to drop your pants, the DR is hard to understand unless you have been there.The analogy is some chicas are better than others. If you believe all chicas are equal in all regards, that is your opinion. In my experience some DR women rocked my world better than others. Would I be willing to spend more money on a woman that rocks my world? For sure. Generally speaking the hardcore of the hardcore can be found in Sosua and Boca Chica, the two places you seem to only visit in DR. Hardcore chicas are like sewer rats and they come in Dominican and Haitian flavors.
Not sure I completely get the analogy, but if you l.
Know a girl's family and her child and have eaten at their house, you may feel differently. For the person whose experience of paying for sex means getting in line to drop your pants, the DR is hard to understand unless you have been there.He is not talking about food. He is talking about Sosua putas. Sosua is often called ' sosewer', and Sosua girls are sometimes called rats, which is the lowest scum.
That is just normal usage. Now show me how to insert a line space and I will be impressed. Mr Jackson and I were talking about "separate" paragraphs, which I would understand to mean a line space between paragraphs. Just starting a new line doesn't help much. If the previous line is long it hardly shows, and if the previous line is short the text looks messy and illiterate.
It's not as if I am asking for something unusual or difficult. This board had that facility until the upgrade and so does every other board I know, whether monger-related or otherwise.
And don't get me started on the crazy spell-checker which doesn't even let us write the Dominican currency correctly as it turns it into "roads", or enter many Spanish accents correctly with the result that most bits of Spanish text here are misspelled.
Now these are small prices to pay for the right to access this board for free or cheaply, but it just seems they are unnecessary and could be easily corrected, as no other board suffers them, even those run on a much slimmer budget.This is how your post looks to me, it has 4 sections separated by a blank line. You could download and run FileHippo Update Checker on your computer, it will scan your computer and tell you if there are updates for any programs; http://www.filehippo.com/updatechecker/
DeepMmpactt
11-17-11, 18:36
Dear Mr Jackson, in case you haven't noticed, your software no longer permits "separate" paragraphs. This means that long reports appear as a solid slab of text. I no longer bother to read them and I am sure I am not the only one, which is a shame. Can you not restore the facility to separate paragraphs with line spaces to make text more legible?This program doesn't let me separate paragraghs sir. But my appologies!
That is just normal usage. Now show me how to insert a line space and I will be impressed. Mr Jackson and I were talking about "separate" paragraphs, which I would understand to mean a line space between paragraphs. Just starting a new line doesn't help much. If the previous line is long it hardly shows, and if the previous line is short the text looks messy and illiterate.
It's not as if I am asking for something unusual or difficult. This board had that facility until the upgrade and so does every other board I know, whether monger-related or otherwise.
And don't get me started on the crazy spell-checker which doesn't even let us write the Dominican currency correctly as it turns it into "roads", or enter many Spanish accents correctly with the result that most bits of Spanish text here are misspelled.
Now these are small prices to pay for the right to access this board for free or cheaply, but it just seems they are unnecessary and could be easily corrected, as no other board suffers them, even those run on a much slimmer budget.
This is how your post looks to me, it has 4 sections separated by a blank line. You could download and run FileHippo Update Checker on your computer, it will scan your computer and tell you if there are updates for any programs;
http://www.filehippo.com/updatechecker/
This program doesn't let me separate paragraghs sir. But my appologies!Greetings Everyone,
Did any of you geniuses even think about switching your Internet Explorer to "Compatibility View"?
It's the small symbol in the upper right corner of IE that looks like a piece of paper that's been ripped into two pieces.
Better yet, just switch to another browser.
Your apologies for breaking my balls may be tendered at any time.
Thanks,
Jackson
DeepMmpactt
11-17-11, 19:12
Greetings Everyone,
Did any of you geniuses even think about switching your Internet Explorer to "Compatibility View"?
It's the small symbol in the upper right corner of IE that looks like a piece of paper that's been ripped into two pieces.
Better yet, just switch to another browser.
Your apologies for breaking my balls may be tendered at any time.
Thanks,
JacksonI'm the last one that will bust anyones balls, here I have so many, Rebukes I don't want to doanymore damage, cause I love this forum, and don't want to be kicked out, but I don't understand a message I have, concerning emails, when I haven't posted a email address, BUT I do have a question, email addresses, can be sent in a private message right. And Mr Jackson is it pissible to erase my messages from you, When I go to post something, It seems like I'm being yelled at, Its all in red, I am just asking I appreciate you even sharing the board with, us. Thanks!
Some guys love the chase or the hunt, they fuck a different a different chica every night whereas others prefer a GFE type of experience and wife up one chica he's connected with on a previous trip. I have been mostly a hunter, preferring to stick and move with different chicas, until recently. There are benefits to both approaches, indeed no one faults a man who has found a gem of a chica that fucks his brains out at minimal cost, especially if said chica isn't a hardcore puta with lots of mileage.
No matter how you slice it, there exists a fiduciary relationship between you and that 20 year old stunner you've been fucking. A small gift? Loungerie? A phone with credits or the long term promise of love and marriage so she can escape. As long it is done in moderation, sending 20-50 bucks to a chica to get her hair done and charge her phone is a good investment if she fucks your brains out once you get there. She may even cook for you and that will save u $$ dining out, trust me I have been there.
It goes without saying that we don't like to be played, however, you should treat your chica with a modicum of respect after she's banged you all night and cooked for you, a small gift prior to your arrival or during your stay is in order.
The other extreme is sending hundreds or more monthly without getting much in return or you end up being one of her many western union novios. Are you a hunter or gatherer?
The analogy is some chicas are better than others. If you believe all chicas are equal in all regards, that is your opinion. In my experience some DR women rocked my world better than others. Would I be willing to spend more money on a woman that rocks my world? For sure. Generally speaking the hardcore of the hardcore can be found in Sosua and Boca Chica, the two places you seem to only visit in DR. Hardcore chicas are like sewer rats and they come in Dominican and Haitian flavors.I agree, not all girls are the same. A street girl, a hard core low end Casa chica vs a stunning non pro university student? Huge difference. Lets say a chica requests a blackberry and you pick up a refurbished one not sold in DR for 150 US and add some minutes to it. The grateful chica fucks you all weekend, cooks and is generally a cool hangout. What's wrong with that?
After you leave, you remind her that she is now calling her other novios because of YOU and you expect to be taken care of when you return. It's a bartering systems fellas and your mileage will vary based on your language skills, your game and the type of chica you pursue.
He is not talking about food. He is talking about Sosua putas. Sosua is often called ' sosewer', and Sosua girls are sometimes called rats, which is the lowest scum.I don't think it is common for people to call Sosua "sosewer" unless they are particularly filled with self hatred. It is not a very good joke at the best of times.
Sosua is actually a fairly pleasant and charming place that compares favorably with most towns in the DR on most counts. The putas are mostly pleasant and well behaved, though the general tone of the place could be improved by getting rid of some of the drunks who sit in the bars all day sucking on cigarettes.
I don't think it is common for people to call Sosua "sosewer" unless they are particularly filled with self hatred. It is not a very good joke at the best of times.
Sosua is actually a fairly pleasant and charming place that compares favorably with most towns in the DR on most counts. The putas are mostly pleasant and well behaved, though the general tone of the place could be improved by getting rid of some of the drunks who sit in the bars all day sucking on cigarettes.Ask anyone who lives in the DR and lives outside of Sosua, about Sosua. They will look at you as if you are crazy. Most will call it'Sosewer' because of their dislike of the people that participate in this open air sex market. Why do you think smart mongerers never mention ' Sosua' outside of Sosua. Dominicans look at ' Sosua' as the ' shame spot' of the DR.
Let me try another way to explain it. In the city you live in, I'm sure their is probaly a dope hole somewhere (where drugs are sold). Now when you drive by this drug hole I'm sure you don't have a good impression of these people and you might think negative things, does that mean you hate yourself?
Some drunks who sit at bars smoking all day could probaly say you hate yourself for looking down on them. But that would be a weak argument being they really don't anything else about them.
I don't think it is common for people to call Sosua "sosewer" unless they are particularly filled with self hatred. It is not a very good joke at the best of times.
Sosua is actually a fairly pleasant and charming place that compares favorably with most towns in the DR on most counts. The putas are mostly pleasant and well behaved, though the general tone of the place could be improved by getting rid of some of the drunks who sit in the bars all day sucking on cigarettes.Politur and Policia Nacional arresting groups of chicas is pleasant? The motorcycle taxi guys who yell at tourists offering to sell drugs is pleasant? Nasty smoke and loud noise from the motorcycles is pleasant? I take it you have not walked around late at night and been groped by chicas trying to pick pocket you, is that pleasant? Broken sidewalks in places, hanging electrical wires on the sidewalks, bad plumbing in some bathrooms with a resultant nasty odor, all can be found in Sosua. As such Sosua is sometimes referred to as Sosewer, throw in some hardcore, thieving chicas and it becomes a not so pleasant place. The guys smoking cigarettes and drinking beer are probably Dutch or German, they generally prefer Haitian chicas and if you prefer Haitians, then they are competing for the same chicas as you and I could see you wanting to get rid of them. The Germans and Dutch never caused a problem when I visited Sosua.
What other towns have you spent time at in the DR?
How much do you pay for sex in Sosua (for what type of service and how much time)?
He was constantly in trouble. Tried to carry a pistol. He was always 'in someones face' argueing!
Hillbilly69
11-18-11, 12:13
Politur and Policia Nacional arresting groups of chicas is pleasant? The motorcycle taxi guys who yell at tourists offering to sell drugs is pleasant? Nasty smoke and loud noise from the motorcycles is pleasant? I take it you have not walked around late at night and been groped by chicas trying to pick pocket you, is that pleasant? Broken sidewalks in places, hanging electrical wires on the sidewalks, bad plumbing in some bathrooms with a resultant nasty odor, all can be found in Sosua. As such Sosua is sometimes referred to as Sosewer, throw in some hardcore, thieving chicas and it becomes a not so pleasant place. The guys smoking cigarettes and drinking beer are probably Dutch or German, they generally prefer Haitian chicas and if you prefer Haitians, then they are competing for the same chicas as you and I could see you wanting to get rid of them. The Germans and Dutch never caused a problem when I visited Sosua.
What other towns have you spent time at in the DR?
How much do you pay for sex in Sosua (for what type of service and how much time)?Not to mention all the Carny's whether it be tourists or Ex-Pats. Airline pilots who are baggage handlers, rich contractors who are bankrupt bums, retired investors who are wanted criminals and the list goes on.
Politur and Policia Nacional arresting groups of chicas is pleasant? The motorcycle taxi guys who yell at tourists offering to sell drugs is pleasant? Nasty smoke and loud noise from the motorcycles is pleasant? I take it you have not walked around late at night and been groped by chicas trying to pick pocket you, is that pleasant? Broken sidewalks in places, hanging electrical wires on the sidewalks, bad plumbing in some bathrooms with a resultant nasty odor, all can be found in Sosua. As such Sosua is sometimes referred to as Sosewer, throw in some hardcore, thieving chicas and it becomes a not so pleasant place. The guys smoking cigarettes and drinking beer are probably Dutch or German, they generally prefer Haitian chicas and if you prefer Haitians, then they are competing for the same chicas as you and I could see you wanting to get rid of them. The Germans and Dutch never caused a problem when I visited Sosua.
What other towns have you spent time at in the DR?
How much do you pay for sex in Sosua (for what type of service and how much time)?Ihave been to Jimani, San Cristobal, Palenque, SD, BC, La Romana, San Pedro, Santiago, Cofresi, PP, Cabarete, Las Terrenas, Limon, Samana, San Francisco de Macoris, Sabana, Montellano, La Union. I don't find the infrastructure to be significantly inferior in Sosua. I have also stayed in the campo.
I have never been offered drugs by a motoconcho driver. I do not agree that Sosua smells of sewerage. I have encountered one or two attempted pickpockets. I would pay up to 1500 pesos for sex.
Motorbikes are a fact of life everywhere in the third world .
Mr Enternational
11-18-11, 15:05
I agree, not all girls are the same. A street girl, a hard core low end Casa chica vs a stunning non pro university student? Huge difference. Lets say a chica requests a blackberry and you pick up a refurbished one not sold in DR for 150 US and add some minutes to it. The grateful chica fucks you all weekend, cooks and is generally a cool hangout. What's wrong with that?F that S. I will pay as I go thank you very much. No tips, no lingerie, no WhackBerrys (a $150 gift for a hooker? My wife didn't even expect anything like that when we were married), no boxes of chocolates. This ain't Love Connection. This is hardcore mongering.
Ask anyone who lives in the DR and lives outside of Sosua, about Sosua. They will look at you as if you are crazy. Most will call it'Sosewer' because of their dislike of the people that participate in this open air sex market.Well, duh, So-sewer is pronounced the same as the Spanish name of the city, so of course they will call the city by its name, and you are obviously talking about native speakers of English, because the "pun" would not make sense to anyone else, so it only has any effect in the WRITTEN word. If expatriates actually say the word aloud in such a way as to emphasize the "sewer" by rolling the final 'are' then they are probably just doing it so as to give other people (like their wives) the impression that they would not want to even go near such an 'awful' place.
A google search for "sosewer" returns very few hits, but several of them are actually associated with YOUR name. Elsewhere you have written that you like Sosua very much. You may be conflicted, even if you don't know it!
I have actually conducted a bit of research to see what other towns there are in the DR that have the same kind of amenities as Sosua, for example, beach, plenty of good restaurants, supermarkets, and pharmacies all within walking distance, plenty of reasonable priced apartments, and easy access to air travel, and you would be surprised how few alternative candidates there are, if any. Don't forget that maye the reason the sex trade came to Sosua was because the city is rather Europeanized and home to many expatriates, which in turn goes back to the unique history of the founding of the DR as a settlement for displaced Jewish refugees. (This is probably why it still has some great bakeries.)
Well, duh, So-sewer is pronounced the same as the Spanish name of the city, so of course they will call the city by its name, and you are obviously talking about native speakers of English, because the "pun" would not make sense to anyone else, so it only has any effect in the WRITTEN word. If expatriates actually say the word aloud in such a way as to emphasize the "sewer" by rolling the final 'are' then they are probably just doing it so as to give other people (like their wives) the impression that they would not want to even go near such an 'awful' place.
A google search for "sosewer" returns very few hits, but several of them are actually associated with YOUR name. Elsewhere you have written that you like Sosua very much. You may be conflicted, even if you don't know it!
I have actually conducted a bit of research to see what other towns there are in the DR that have the same kind of amenities as Sosua, for example, beach, plenty of good restaurants, supermarkets, and pharmacies all within walking distance, plenty of reasonable priced apartments, and easy access to air travel, and you would be surprised how few alternative candidates there are, if any. Don't forget that maye the reason the sex trade came to Sosua was because the city is rather Europeanized and home to many expatriates, which in turn goes back to the unique history of the founding of the DR as a settlement for displaced Jewish refugees. (This is probably why it still has some great bakeries.) You pay to much attention to what those books tell you (some would say brainwash) and not enough time noticing what the real people say. Please put the books down, they have made you forget basic common sense. If I say ' have a good day Frannie' a book has already told you that I wasnt breast fed and I hate my Mother. Please put the books down, you are missing basic points. Like 300peso Haitian massage girls are below the crackheads in Sosua. They are bottom level and suck 20 dicks a day, I would never kiss or call one of these girls' my new honey'. I was trying to protect your feelings but since you want to be a ' know it all' lets talk. Since we are evaluating each other let me tell you what I think. You have a Dominican wife, but you fuck your coworkers, and cheap Haitian massage girls regularly (Your Dominican wife is taking all your money and fucking someone else when you travel and you hate her). You have an unrealistic view of the DR, even though you CLAIM to travel everywhere (You have only traveled to the hotel and massage parlors). Everyone hates themselves and people at bars drinking and smoking are major problems (Everyone scares me and I'm afraid of getting my ass kicked). You can act like you are very smart and evaluate others according to what the books tell me (I'm not a real person so books complete me). You have a dog named Princess Diana (this shows how out of touch with reality your household really is) you associate your DOG with one of the greatest persons that ever lived.
I've tried to be very nice to you lately, but don't think that because I'm nice, that I don't see your your fakeness. I'm still prepared to give your bullshit posts a pass, but please get off my ass.
F that S. I will pay as I go thank you very much. No tips, no lingerie, no WhackBerrys (a $150 gift for a hooker? My wife didn't even expect anything like that when we were married), no boxes of chocolates. This ain't Love Connection. This is hardcore mongering.R / T airfare east coast of the US to DR, $300-$500. To Colombia over $700, to Thailand over $1000 (the fares I have seen).
You travel all over the world, if I flew everywhere you go, I would have zero money to buy any chicas any gifts, LOL.
AlwaysHorny 2
11-18-11, 19:53
With all the wrestling over Sosua lately, it caused me to ponder what the freakin' real attraction I have with Sosua. I know some people can equally comprise a list if negative points as well, but I lean towards being more positive. I'm not investing thousands of dollars in something I hate?
Personally, I love the beach. I've been to quite a few tropical type coast and Sosua ranks right up there.
Some of the locals in the various eating spots warm up to you when you are a repeat customer. Being courteous, a good tipper, and trying to engage them makes a huge impact.
In my opinion, with Sosua being so small, it seems like you get a "rep" if you stay in the area for more than a couple of days. What I mean is that the moto's, peddlers, beggars, change guys and even the hardcore RAT putas know how you roll. If you play your cards right, you will get respect and be left the fuck alone.
Where on Gods green earth is there an open sports bar in a beach side town with projection screen tv's, flat screens, and all kinds of women hanging out and available at your whim for a little of nothing?
I really enjoy sitting at Merengue Bar getting my sip on and chatting it up with fellow mongers, bartenders, and the feeling from the sharks swimming around trying to get your attention and / or eye contact.
Been to LA, Vegas, Miami, NY. I live in Chicago. I have been to some of the hottest parties ever and had great one night stands. However, the BEST memory of my life is my first experience at Classico's. That memory and feeling stays fresh. The swarms of women (some really fine) , damn near wrestling over you, music bumping and if you start partying hard, they will AMP it up with you. Talk about a fucking ego boost knowing all this pussy is right there can actually be overwhelming.
I guess we all have different experiences, but life in general is sometimes what you make it. I know I'm always thinking about how I can maximize my experience. For the one millionth fucking time we know Sosua has changed and will continue to change! Tis Life! Learn how to navigate the new landscape. It might be a little more of a challenge and effort for those great connections, but man the fuck up and ready yourself if that's what you want!
I know I have had a couple emotional episodes because of the fucking place. Pussy that will literally make a grown man cry! You mf's know I'm not lying. I'm off my stomp now. Leave my beeaatch alone!
DeepMmpactt
11-18-11, 20:37
You pay to much attention to what those books tell you (some would say brainwash) and not enough time noticing what the real people say. Please put the books down, they have made you forget basic common sense. If I say ' have a good day Frannie' a book has already told you that I wasnt breast fed and I hate my Mother. Please put the books down, you are missing basic points. Like 300peso Haitian massage girls are below the crackheads in Sosua. They are bottom level and suck 20 dicks a day, I would never kiss or call one of these girls' my new honey'. I was trying to protect your feelings but since you want to be a ' know it all' lets talk. Since we are evaluating each other let me tell you what I think. You have a Dominican wife, but you fuck your coworkers, and cheap Haitian massage girls regularly (Your Dominican wife is taking all your money and fucking someone else when you travel and you hate her). You have an unrealistic view of the DR, even though you CLAIM to travel everywhere (You have only traveled to the hotel and massage parlors). Everyone hates themselves and people at bars drinking and smoking are major problems (Everyone scares me and I'm afraid of getting my ass kicked). You can act like you are very smart and evaluate others according to what the books tell me (I'm not a real person so books complete me). You have a dog named Princess Diana (this shows how out of touch with reality your household really is) you associate your DOG with one of the greatest persons that ever lived.
I've tried to be very nice to you lately, but don't think that because I'm nice, that I don't see your your fakeness. I'm still prepared to give your bullshit posts a pass, but please get off my ass.But I couldn't agree with you more, everyone of Frannies post is a lecture or a rant or the skys falling", I guess you so eloquently articulated, what alot of us are thinking. I don't know Frannie, I guess he means well, but here's a challenge to Frannie, say something positive about The New Sosua in slang, in 5 sentences or less. Hopefully I can learn something about sentence structure. And put it in laymans terms. Lmao!
You pay to much attention to what those books tell you (some would say brainwash) and not enough time noticing what the real people say. Please put the books down, they have made you forget basic common sense. If I say ' have a good day Frannie' a book has already told you that I wasnt breast fed and I hate my Mother. Please put the books down, you are missing basic points. Like 300peso Haitian massage girls are below the crackheads in Sosua. They are bottom level and suck 20 dicks a day, I would never kiss or call one of these girls' my new honey'. You can act like you are very smart and evaluate others according to what the books tell me (I'm not a real person so books complete me). You have a dog named Princess Diana (this shows how out of touch with reality your household really is) you associate your DOG with one of the greatest persons that ever lived.Surely if you believe that sex for money is a good thing, then those who are successful enough to suck 20 dicks a day would be at the top of the business, since they are able to work day shift and take home 10, 000 pesos a day, equal to or more than what many doctors earn in the DR, and go to school at night.
I don't know what books you are talking about, but if you think Princess Diana is one of the greatest persons who ever lived, it is pretty obvious that you have a life subscription to People Magazine. This was a woman who didn't even graduate high school and achieved fame solely by use of her reproductive organs and her husband's money, then traveled the world sucking the dicks of various playboys until she was killed by a drunken chauffeur under the employ of her prospective father and his son who were using their connection with her to promote their own business schemes. Of course she was wh..., oh never mind.
Surely if you believe that sex for money is a good thing, then those who are successful enough to suck 20 dicks a day would be at the top of the business, since they are able to work day shift and take home 10, 000 pesos a day, equal to or more than what many doctors earn in the DR, and go to school at night.
I don't know what books you are talking about, but if you think Princess Diana is one of the greatest persons who ever lived, it is pretty obvious that you have a life subscription to People Magazine. This was a woman who didn't even graduate high school and achieved fame solely by use of her reproductive organs and her husband's money, then traveled the world sucking the dicks of various playboys until she was killed by a drunken chauffeur under the employ of her prospective father and his son who were using their connection with her to promote their own business schemes. Of course she was wh, oh never mind.Man I can't even stay mad at you because you make me laugh.
Charles Pooter
11-18-11, 23:31
I don't know what books you are talking about, but if you think Princess Diana is one of the greatest persons who ever lived, it is pretty obvious that you have a life subscription to People Magazine.Mentally disturbed, attention-seeking clothes-horse from a low-life family of pimps, who cashed in on her the way Dominicans cash in on any half-decent looking chica in their family. I don't know what your poor dog did to deserve that name.
Funny the way foreigners regard our English notables. There was even some nut on here trying to diss Oliver Cromwell, father of democracy in England and the US.
But I digress. Please carry on your feud with Mr Gogo. It's not often I get to enjoy a good online vendetta from the sidelines without being involved myself. Don't mince words, guys, say what you really think!
Mentally disturbed, attention-seeking clothes-horse from a low-life family of pimps, who cashed in on her the way Dominicans cash in on any half-decent looking chica in their family. I don't know what your poor dog did to deserve that name.
Funny the way foreigners regard our English notables. There was even some nut on here trying to diss Oliver Cromwell, father of democracy in England and the US.
But I digress. Please carry on your feud with Mr Gogo. It's not often I get to enjoy a good online vendetta from the sidelines without being involved myself. Don't mince words, guys, say what you really think!Thank you, Mr. Pooter. There is nothing like a good feud, even though Cromwell did away with feudalism. The poor dog was brought home as a tiny, tiny puppy in a cardboard box shaking with fear, and I asked my wife what its name would be. She said "Diana, porque es como una princesa". Exactly what enabled her to perceive these royal qualities in this pathetic creature, I don't know, but the name stuck. A few months later she turned out to be more of a puta than a princesa and had minor surgery to correct that issue. So actually she did deserve the name.
Mentally disturbed, attention-seeking clothes-horse from a low-life family of pimps, who cashed in on her the way Dominicans cash in on any half-decent looking chica in their family. I don't know what your poor dog did to deserve that name.
Funny the way foreigners regard our English notables. There was even some nut on here trying to diss Oliver Cromwell, father of democracy in England and the US.
But I digress. Please carry on your feud with Mr Gogo. It's not often I get to enjoy a good online vendetta from the sidelines without being involved myself. Don't mince words, guys, say what you really think!Nice to see a guy who fights for haitian rights idolizes Cromwell, who organized and committed acts against the Irish that would be akin to the Genocide in Rwanda (Approximately 1/2 million Irish died as a result of Cromwell and 1/2 million or more Rwandans died in 1994).
I'll continue to stay on the southern part of the DR, less crazy rude expats on the southern half of the island (which means the local population on the south side has not been exposed to the worst of the foreign population and are therefore less jaded and less turned off to foreigners).
Princess Di, pretty woman, let her rest in peace (Some racist Brits probably had the car she was in booby trapped and she died, because she was dating an African).
But I couldn't agree with you more, everyone of Frannies post is a lecture or a rant or the skys falling", I guess you so eloquently articulated, what alot of us are thinking. I don't know Frannie, I guess he means well, but here's a challenge to Frannie, say something positive about The New Sosua in slang, in 5 sentences or less. Hopefully I can learn something about sentence structure. And put it in laymans terms. Lmao!But what is the point of writing in slang or dialect when you are writing for a world wide audience? This may include people who don't speak English as a first language. I get plenty of people sending me PMs who don't post here, so clearly plenty of people can understand what I write. And why all this violent language of smashing, hammering, banging, nailing, screwing, nutting, rivetting, etc. ?
I could write in my childhood dialect, butmost people here would not follow.
Also please note that I have said many positive things about Sosua. You are confusing me with jaosousa and Mr Gogo. They are the sewerage engineers.
Coolie High
11-19-11, 03:16
But what is the point of writing in slang or dialect when you are writing for a world wide audience? This may include people who don't speak English as a first language. I get plenty of people sending me PMs who don't post here, so clearly plenty of people can understand what I write. And why all this violent language of smashing, hammering, banging, nailing, screwing, nutting, rivetting, etc. ?
I could write in my childhood dialect, butmost people here would not follow.
Also please note that I have said many positive things about Sosua. You are confusing me with jaosousa and Mr Gogo. They are the sewerage engineers.C'mon Frannie there's nothing wrong writing in slang. Hell I would love for you to tell your adventures using your "childhood dialect"then proper English writing. It's more entertaining to read then to read something like this.
"So after she gave me fellatio she proceeded to insert my penis in her vagina. I then use my pelvic muscle and thrust back and forth until climax." LMAO.
As far as the hammer time etc it's an American slang! It's metaphor of how hard the dick is and how he's going to bang that pussy like a hammer. That slang is not meant to be violent in anyway.
Now back to the trip reports, whose up next! Ahh yes I believe my man TomJackin is up!
I have actually conducted a bit of research to see what other towns there are in the DR that have the same kind of amenities as Sosua, for example, beach, plenty of good restaurants, supermarkets, and pharmacies all within walking distance, plenty of reasonable priced apartments, and easy access to air travel, and you would be surprised how few alternative candidates there are, if any. Don't forget that maye the reason the sex trade came to Sosua was because the city is rather Europeanized and home to many expatriates, which in turn goes back to the unique history of the founding of the DR as a settlement for displaced Jewish refugees. (This is probably why it still has some great bakeries.)The only reason you go to Sosua is because it is cheap. You say you pay $450US per month for your apartment in Sosua and appears you only go with inexpensive Haitianas in Sosua. I could understand you staying in Sosua if you really preferred Haitianas, but seeing as you say that you are married to a Dominicana, seems you really prefer Dominicanas, but maybe the Dominicanas on the island are out of your budget (so you justify things by saying Haitianas are better).
You say plenty of good restaurants in Sosua, how do you define plenty and good? Supermarkets, as in more than one, the only supermarket I remember is on the main road next to the Sosua jail (the other stores are more like mini-marts).
Alternatives to Sosewer in the DR; Las Terrenas in Samana has nicer beaches and better restaurants, close to El Catey International Airport. Bayahibe has nicer beaches and good food, is located close to la romana international airport. Bavaro and punta cana has a multitude of rental apartments and condos, nicer beaches, probably better restaurants and better "non-pro" nightlife. Juan Dolio would be another option, close to las americas airport. Cheap Haitian prostitutes, Sosua and Boca Chica win.
A sewage engineer knows how to stay out of the shit, maybe it is something you should learn.
Tempoecorto
11-19-11, 05:01
But what is the point of writing in slang or dialect when you are writing for a world wide audience?
Also please note that I have said many positive things about Sosua. You are confusing me with jaosousa and Mr Gogo. They are the sewerage engineers.1. I am a little dismayed at the spitting contest between one set who think Sosua is "foul" and another who think it is not. I just do not think anyone can win that contest. Those do not like Sosua may simply stay away from "Sosua" forum so that should take care of it. Personally I spent a week my first time in the D. R, in Sosua and I certainly liked its small town European cache', second time I spent 2 days and the 3rd time, did not even set foot in Sosua.
2. I know Frannie personally and I certainly think he is a decent and mild mannered person who is willing to help anyone who needs it, based on my first hand experience. I also know that Jaosousa is rather generous with his time as far as helping others is concerned. Let us have our own likes and dislikes without bad-mouthing other / s. Frannie and Charles have great sense of humor and the gift of the gab too, that I personally enjoy immensely.
3. On a final note, the forum is, to me, not about describing "humping". We all know about the pelvic thrusts and the groans and grunts. To express ourselves with our full-faculty. The tongue, the fingers and the brain, makes the narration so much more vivid that the reader can almost have a "been there" experience and that too, across the globe, thankfully with this thing called the web. So, all writing is actually, I think unwittingly, reader-centric. I have no issues with using "f words" when necessary but I do think over-usage does not get me any brownie points with most people. The same with "I would have went" or variations of it. I am not comfortable (not that it matters to others) and without being judgmental can openly state that I form my initial judgment about people by the way they write or speak, more than their clothing. I am allowed my little idiosyncrasy, ain't I?
Tempo.
P. S. : I recently kissed a girl on the way back from AHI bar, in a taxi. I have not kissed a woman in a long time like that. The taste, the smell, the tactile sensations of sucking her tongue while my hands were on her large breasts, all flooded my memory and took me back in time. She was in gay rapture in the darkness of the vehicle as compared to the dance hall, much to my perplexity. That reminds me that you do not see kissing in public at all. A Spanish friend jocularly called it the the "Dominican sense of pudor".
DeepMmpactt
11-19-11, 07:53
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Mr Enternational
11-19-11, 11:44
The only reason you go to Sosua is because it is cheap. You say you pay $450US per month for your apartment in SosuaMust be some pad. I didn't know a regular apartment in Sosua would go for that much. Surely the chicks I know with houses in Charamicos don't pay that much.
C'mon Frannie there's nothing wrong writing in slang. Hell I would love for you to tell your adventures using your "childhood dialect"then proper English writing. It's more entertaining to read then to read something like this.
"So after she gave me fellatio she proceeded to insert my penis in her vagina. I then use my pelvic muscle and thrust back and forth until climax." LMAO.
As far as the hammer time etc it's an American slang! It's metaphor of how hard the dick is and how he's going to bang that pussy like a hammer. That slang is not meant to be violent in anyway.
Now back to the trip reports, whose up next! Ahh yes I believe my man TomJackin is up!You could try reading Lady Chatterley's Lover.
(Exerpt)
"Ay!" he said."It was no good that time. You wasn't there."-So he knew! Her sobs became violent.
"But what's amiss?" he said."It's once in a while that way."
"I. I can't love you," she sobbed, suddenly feeling her heart breaking.
"Canna another site? Well, dunna fret! There's no law says as tha's got to. Ta'e it for what it is."
He still lay with his hand on her breast. But she had drawn both her hands from him.
His words were small comfort. She sobbed aloud.
"Nay, nay!" he said."Ta'e the thick wi' th' thin. This wor a bit o' thin for once."
She wept bitterly, sobbing."But I want to love you, and I can't. It only seems horrid."
He laughed a little, half bitter, half amused.
"It isna horrid," he said,"even if tha thinks it is. An' tha canna ma'e it horrid. Dunna fret thysen about lovin' me. Tha'lt niver force thysen to `t. There's sure to be a bad nut in a basketful. Tha mun ta'e th' rough wi' th' smooth."
Must be some pad. I didn't know a regular apartment in Sosua would go for that much. Surely the chicks I know with houses in Charamicos don't pay that much.Well, in the US property appraisers do what they call "comps" or comparisons to compare one property to another.
I have seen quite nice 2-bedroom apartments in La Union with 100% tile floors renting for about 6000 pesos per month, which is less than $200. However, that is for a basic apartment without extras. Now add on the following:
1. Excellent lap swimming pool maintained by owner. (I would pay $50 per month for this alone, easily.)
2. All electricity and water included plus emergency generator.
3. Wi Fi. 2 servers included.
4. Cable TV with multiple channels included.
5. 24 hour security with armed guard from 8 pm to 8 am.
6. Maid cleans apartment thoroughly one time per week, clean towels and bed linens included.
7. Maid washes, drys and cleans clothes for small propina.
8. Location in quiet street, but close to restaurants and supermarket.
9. Safe in room.
Now, could those extras be worth an additional $300 per month, that is the question you have to ask yourself, or is it better to source each of them independently?
I recently kissed a girl on the way back from AHI bar, in a taxi. I have not kissed a woman in a long time like that. The taste, the smell, the tactile sensations of sucking her tongue while my hands were on her large breasts, all flooded my memory and took me back in time. She was in gay rapture in the darkness of the vehicle as compared to the dance hall, much to my perplexity. That reminds me that you do not see kissing in public at all. A Spanish friend jocularly called it the the "Dominican sense of pudor".You pervert. I hope you did not whip out your lingam to tickle the tonsils of this fertility symbol! Yosmari still asks after you, and Kathy asked if I had heard from "el indoo".
You say plenty of good restaurants in Sosua, how do you define plenty and good? .
Alternatives to Sosua in the DR; Las Terrenas in Samana has nicer beaches and better restaurants, close to El Catey International Airport. Bayahibe has nicer beaches and good food, is located close to la romana international airport. Bavaro and Punta Cana has a multitude of rental apartments and condos, nicer beaches, probably better restaurants and better "non-pro" nightlife. Juan Dolio would be another option, close to Las Americas airport. Cheap Haitian prostitutes, Sosua and Boca Chica win.1. Plenty means there is a sufficient choice.
2. Good means they have fresh food that is locally sourced and prepared hygienically using appropriate cooking techniques, and served in an attractive way.
For example there are half a dozen places in Sosua where you can get excellent pizza, but I also recently had a superb steak Diane. There are a couple of places where you can get wonderful burritos with fresh condiments like salsa, guacamole, sour cream. All kinds of pasta dishes, a couple of excellent German restaurants, French, and a choice of higher grade restaurants like Morua Mai or Bailey's with international style cooking. Also a choice of Dominican food outlets to take away or eat in where you can get soups, rice dishes, chicken, various casserole type dishes, or grilled chicken with yucca or platanos. Also for $5 or less you can get excellent breakfasts including fresh pineapple, mango, papaya, cantaloupe and other fruits, bacon, eggs, potatoes, toast, coffee, etc.
3. I like Las Terrenas, and agree about the other places, but there are not so many of them, and are the sidewalks really any better? Or the power cables? Once I was in San Francisco de Macoris in a Caribbe tours bus and the roof of the bus got tangled in a low hanging power cable and we all had to get out. Fortunately my then novia was available to issue directions to the Carribe tours employees and we were soon on our way again.
4. Regarding your opinions on Haitians, you might want to think about how your comments might be interpreted.
Tempoecorto
11-19-11, 15:48
You could try reading Lady Chatterley's Lover.
"It isna horrid," he said,"even if tha thinks it is. An' tha canna ma'e it horrid. Dunna fret thysen about lovin' me. Tha'lt niver force thysen to `t. There's sure to be a bad nut in a basketful. Tha mun ta'e th' rough wi' th' smooth."Touche'! I tried D H Lawrence when I was 17 and did not understand much. But frankly I had a more prurient interest hearing all about the book and what with the hormones raging. Now, thanks to this excerpt here, I know why. Even now, I could not make anything out. Let's stick to Queen's English so we can have an intelligible exchange.
P. S: I tried James Joyce too and that was even more baffling. (smiley). Let's keep on reading!
Tempoecorto
11-19-11, 16:00
You pervert. I hope you did not whip out your lingam to tickle the tonsils of this fertility symbol! Yosmari still asks after you, and Kathy asked if I had heard from "el indoo".Nope! Did not have to do that. Her right hand was gently massaging it as it was slowly rearing its head trying to get out of its torpor (smiley). But on a serious note, in a typical P4P, kissing is virtually forbidden and this is why I enjoyed this particular exercise so much.
Women are just plains gifts of Zeus! On another note, can you ask for Kathy's phone number when you next see her. Sorry for the bother.
Nope! Did not have to do that. Her right hand was gently massaging it as it was slowly rearing its head trying to get out of its torpor (smiley). But on a serious note, in a typical P4P, kissing is virtually forbidden and this is why I enjoyed this particular exercise so much.
Women are just plains gifts of Zeus! On another note, can you ask for Kathy's phone number when you next see her. Sorry for the bother.Due to abnormal expenses there is now a $10 shipping and handling fee for Chica phone numbers, but I will see what I can do for the sake of auld lang syne. Also I will ask her to prepare her anvil for a good hammering, or possibly a nailing.
Tempoecorto
11-19-11, 16:40
The only reason you go to Sosua is because it is cheap.Oh. Come on Jao, you know better. Perhaps Frannie is no longer an explorer as you are (even though, I know he traveled across the world). What's wrong with that? I know he has personal reasons to stay in Sosua but no matter what, it is his personal choice. I have moved away, somewhat like you even though you are in a different league as far as D. R is concerned.
Haitians or Domenicans: It all boils down to personal predilections. Doesn't it? God, I just plain like a woman!
I too think Sosua has excellent restaurants, referring to my long sojourn in Europe as the cooks in Sosua often are native german / italian etc. Besides, is having a large department store or mall the only denominator of a good place? I liked its small town feeling too. As I have grown old, I have come to the conclusion that less is more (which is why the marketers target the younger crowd). I certainly would like to try La Samana / Las Terrenas and other such places before it is too late (a steely blue eyed northern german described Bangkok as a tree lined sleeping town when he first visited it in the 70s. Can you beat that?) ; a 18 year old recently traveled from Samana' to spend two days with me.
But coming originally from India, a poor third world country as you know, I really dream of a beach which is uninhabited and where I can buy fish from the pescadores direct and put them on the parilla and make love with a woman on the beach. I have no need for malls and fancy restaurants. My Four Seasons days are over! Frannie may just belong to that league and why would we not leave him there in his "ignorant" bliss? (smiley)
Well, in the US property appraisers do what they call "comps" or comparisons to compare one property to another.
I have seen quite nice 2-bedroom apartments in La Union with 100% tile floors renting for about 6000 pesos per month, which is less than $200. However, that is for a basic apartment without extras. Now add on the following:
1. Excellent lap swimming pool maintained by owner. (I would pay $50 per month for this alone, easily.)
2. All electricity and water included plus emergency generator.
3. Wi Fi. 2 servers included.
4. Cable TV with multiple channels included.
5. 24 hour security with armed guard from 8 pm to 8 am.
6. Maid cleans apartment thoroughly one time per week, clean towels and bed linens included.
7. Maid washes, drys and cleans clothes for small propina.
8. Location in quiet street, but close to restaurants and supermarket.
9. Safe in room.
Now, could those extras be worth an additional $300 per month, that is the question you have to ask yourself, or is it better to source each of them independently?What is the name of the place? Do they do daily or weekly rentals? Could you post photos of the place?
4. Regarding your opinions on Haitians, you might want to think about how your comments might be interpreted.Such as?
Are there expensive Haitian prostitutes in Sosua or Boca Chica?
Who commands a higher price, Haitian or Dominican prostitutes? As such who is cheaper and who is more expensive?
1. Plenty means there is a sufficient choice.
2. Good means they have fresh food that is locally sourced and prepared hygienically using appropriate cooking techniques, and served in an attractive way.
For example there are half a dozen places in Sosua where you can get excellent pizza, but I also recently had a superb steak Diane. There are a couple of places where you can get wonderful burritos with fresh condiments like salsa, guacamole, sour cream. All kinds of pasta dishes, a couple of excellent German restaurants, French, and a choice of higher grade restaurants like Morua Mai or Bailey's with international style cooking. Also a choice of Dominican food outlets to take away or eat in where you can get soups, rice dishes, chicken, various casserole type dishes, or grilled chicken with yucca or platanos. Also for $5 or less you can get excellent breakfasts including fresh pineapple, mango, papaya, cantaloupe and other fruits, bacon, eggs, potatoes, toast, coffee, etc.
3. I like Las Terrenas, and agree about the other places, but there are not so many of them, and are the sidewalks really any better? Or the power cables? Once I was in San Francisco de Macoris in a Caribbe tours bus and the roof of the bus got tangled in a low hanging power cable and we all had to get out. Fortunately my then novia was available to issue directions to the Carribe tours employees and we were soon on our way again.
4. Regarding your opinions on Haitians, you might want to think about how your comments might be interpreted.Could you do this board a favor and take photos of the outside of your favorite restaurants in Sosua (the restaurants where you have inspected the kitchen and watched how the workers handle the food). Take photos of the menus with the prices could be helpful. Thank you. You know the old expression, seeing is believing.
Oh. Come on Jao, you know better. Perhaps Frannie is no longer an explorer as you are (even though, I know he traveled across the world). What's wrong with that? I know he has personal reasons to stay in Sosua but no matter what, it is his personal choice. I have moved away, somewhat like you even though you are in a different league as far as D. R is concerned.
Haitians or Domenicans: It all boils down to personal predilections. Doesn't it? God, I just plain like a woman!
I too think Sosua has excellent restaurants, referring to my long sojourn in Europe as the cooks in Sosua often are native german / italian etc. Besides, is having a large department store or mall the only denominator of a good place? I liked its small town feeling too. As I have grown old, I have come to the conclusion that less is more (which is why the marketers target the younger crowd). I certainly would like to try La Samana / Las Terrenas and other such places before it is too late (a steely blue eyed northern german described Bangkok as a tree lined sleeping town when he first visited it in the 70s. Can you beat that?) ; a 18 year old recently traveled from Samana' to spend two days with me.
But coming originally from India, a poor third world country as you know, I really dream of a beach which is uninhabited and where I can buy fish from the pescadores direct and put them on the parilla and make love with a woman on the beach. I have no need for malls and fancy restaurants. My Four Seasons days are over! Frannie may just belong to that league and why would we not leave him there in his "ignorant" bliss? (smiley) You seem to be the only person from the ISG who has actually met Frannie in person. I don't recall Frannie posting in the Travel Announcements section regarding his upcoming trips.
Tempoecorto
11-19-11, 18:24
Due to abnormal expenses there is now a $10 shipping and handling fee for Chica phone numbers, but I will see what I can do for the sake of auld lang syne. Also I will ask her to prepare her anvil for a good hammering, or possibly a nailing.Thanks. Last September when I was in Sosua, I bumped into her at (is it classico's bar?). On asking, she gave me the number but the woman I was with grabbed it and tore it up in a rage. It was rather embarrassing in a public place. I do not blame anyone but myself for being so naive!
You can PM me when you have the number. Much appreciated.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject. C'mon Jackson, mi amigo, if people are willing to display their ignorance in public they should be given every opportunity, and a spirited discussion is good for everybody.
However, just to stay on topic, I find women very good for sex. One smashed me this morning, and it was great.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-19-11, 21:01
C'mon Jackson, mi amigo, if people are willing to display their ignorance in public they should be given every opportunity, and a spirited discussion is good for everybody.
However, just to stay on topic, I find women very good for sex. One smashed me this morning, and it was great.You shouldn't call people ignorant because you don't approve with his comments or writing style. Deep Impact is an honest, real person, mongers monger who has made some very light hearted inspiring posts. I'm sure to many a newbie monger even some vets would have loved to be in his shoes at some point and live vicariously through his posts. As far as you getting laid with Haitiana this morning in Sosua, Is that suppose to be a difficult task? Sounds very challenging. LOL
You shouldn't call people ignorant because you don't approve with his comments or writing style. Deep Impact is an honest, real person, mongers monger who has made some very light hearted inspiring posts. I'm sure to many a newbie monger even some vets would have loved to be in his shoes at some point and live vicariously through his posts. As far as you getting laid with Haitiana this morning in Sosua, Is that suppose to be a difficult task? Sounds very challenging. LOLIt is Jackson who thinks his ideas and opinions are not worthy of bandwidth. I am pleading on his behalf. Let us judge for ourselves if he is worthy.
It is not hard to get laid, but one must stay on topic so I just mentioned it. Did you notice that in your comment you assumed I was with a Haitiana. Now read my post again and see if the word Haitian appears.
Tempoecorto
11-20-11, 02:02
It is Jackson who thinks his ideas and opinions are not worthy of bandwidth. I am pleading on his behalf. Let us judge for ourselves if he is worthy.
It is not hard to get laid, but one must stay on topic so I just mentioned it. Did you notice that in your comment you assumed I was with a Haitiana. Now read my post again and see if the word Haitian appears.Frannie, I have just posted a report on my recent foray to Santiago (and Puerto Plata) on the Santiago forum. So hopefully we all can stay off the Sosua forum for awhile! (smiley).
Mr Enternational
11-20-11, 04:17
Such as?
Are there expensive Haitian prostitutes in Sosua or Boca Chica?
Who commands a higher price, Haitian or Dominican prostitutes? As such who is cheaper and who is more expensive?This really intrigues me. I have only gone with a Haitian one time in Sosua but I still haven't had the chance to write up the report. I gave her 1100 for all night. From reading the FF I have gathered that Haitians go for less than Dominicans. And from remembering Coolie's reports on Haiti, the Haitians in Haiti charge significantly more than they do when they are in the DR. The intriguing thing to me is that here in Thailand when outsiders come to work they charge significantly more than the locals and than they would get at home. Thai girls from the discos go for $32 TLN. The Uzbeks (fake Russians) want $96 dollars for short time. (Don't know how much the Africans ask.) And a couple of nights ago I ran into some Colombian chicas. They told me they get $112 for 1 hour and $225 for TLN. Totally different models. I guess the same could be said about girls from other LA countries who go to Costa Rica and Panama and charge much more than they would get at home. Is this Haitian / DR model unique? Because it seems that in other venues foreign girls price themselves higher, but when the Haitians go over to the DR they devalue themselves.
Tempoecorto
11-20-11, 04:50
This really intrigues me. I have only gone with a Haitian one time in Sosua but I still haven't had the chance to write up the report. I gave her 1100 for all night. From reading the FF I have gathered that Haitians go for less than Dominicans. And from remembering Coolie's reports on Haiti, the Haitians in Haiti charge significantly more than they do when they are in the DR.My personal read is that the pricing is a factor of the color of the skin. In Asia, whites are practically unavailable and so the Russians. All the way to Turkey command a premium. In Singapore, the fair and smooth skinned Northern Chinese get a premium, compared to say, a filipina or an Indonesian or even a Malay. In fact in Dubai, the Black African girls (not probably the Somali's who are admixed with Arab sangre) command less compared to the Asians, and definitely compared to the "stan" Russians. In Germany and Italy, the sub-saharan girls definitely command less. Perhaps that would explain why the Haitians command less in the D. R. A place that clearly has a color bias.
Just my two cents worth!
Tempoecorto
11-20-11, 05:04
You seem to be the only person from the ISG who has actually met Frannie in person. I don't recall Frannie posting in the Travel Announcements section regarding his upcoming trips.Well I guess he has been to the D. R coming before the ISG was born (smiley). I do not know and it should not matter. He came to pick me up at the airport first time I went to P. P and was very helpful during my stay, as much as I think you are to others. Personally, I am a loner and like to experience a place on my own terms, instead of going around in a raucous crowd but I was a little daunted first time I got to the D. R because of the language.
Hey, heading back to the magical DR on Friday, day after thanksgiving. Ill be staying in sousua for a few days before heading up to BB. Question, does anyone know of any good local working girl houses around town? I hear that theres a lot of good deals to be had if you know who to contact. Feel free to PM me contact info.
My personal read is that the pricing is a factor of the color of the skin. In Asia, whites are practically unavailable and so the Russians. All the way to Turkey command a premium. In Singapore, the fair and smooth skinned Northern Chinese get a premium, compared to say, a filipina or an Indonesian or even a Malay. In fact in Dubai, the Black African girls (not probably the Somali's who are admixed with Arab sangre) command less compared to the Asians, and definitely compared to the "stan" Russians. In Germany and Italy, the sub-saharan girls definitely command less. Perhaps that would explain why the Haitians command less in the D. R. A place that clearly has a color bias.
Just my two cents worth!Wow, I am surprised this actually needs an analysis. Its a plain and simple simple truth. Dark skin discrimination is not new.
There is a high premium for light skin in most Asian and Middle east cultures. Even advanced countries like Japan are well known for it.
Such as?
Are there expensive Haitian prostitutes in Sosua or Boca Chica?
Who commands a higher price, Haitian or Dominican prostitutes? As such who is cheaper and who is more expensive?Always I pay 1000 weight, indifferently that belong to Haiti or Dominicans.
DeepMmpactt
11-20-11, 10:10
You shouldn't call people ignorant because you don't approve with his comments or writing style. Deep Impact is an honest, real person, mongers monger who has made some very light hearted inspiring posts. I'm sure to many a newbie monger even some vets would have loved to be in his shoes at some point and live vicariously through his posts. As far as you getting laid with Haitiana this morning in Sosua, Is that suppose to be a difficult task? Sounds very challenging. LOLYes, MiamiHeatLuver, bravo for getting it right, My innocently rendering of how I would interpet Frannie, if he was a pimp, and a Og, and how he would come across, to us brothers of all races, using no hold bars, pure unadulteted slang, I was done in a funny tone, using what frannie of the ghetto would sound like after abandoning the book, But pinow I get the feeling I'm seriously not wanted around this site, all jokes aside, by the constant barrage of messages of nasty grams I have to swim thru just to post, I feel like a five old, whos been rebuked, but the parents keep puninishing the kid over andover, so mr Jackson, if thats the case let me know, and ill leave on my own, I love the forum, but you feel you are being a hypercrite, telling me about wasteful bandwidth, while frannie and my friend mr gogo, go at eachother, I guess your bandwidth picks and choses whos bandwithworty and whos not. But bet my honest post won't never seethe light of day, because it calls a spade a spade!
Always I pay 1000 weight, indifferently that belong to Haiti or Dominicans.But the only problem is you are fake. I just can't understand you.
What is the name of the place? Do they do daily or weekly rentals? Could you post photos of the place?Jaosousa, me old China.
Yes, there are daily and weekly rentals. I'm a bit reluctant to post more details here in a public forum, because you don't know who is reading (in the DR or worldwide) or what use they might make of information posted here. If you post your mailing address here, I will send you a packet of information, prices, etc. In any case, I am just posting this information so that people can get an IDEA of what would be available at a certain price point. You pay less you get less, you pay more, you get more.
Regarding restaurants, I am afraid I am way too lazy to take pictures, inspect kitchens, etc, but if I get food poisoning, I will report. Last night I dined at a restaurant called La Finca which is at the junction of Dr. Rosen and Alejandro Martinez. I had breast of chicken with mango sauce, served with a salad of minced carrot soaked in orange juice, and potato croquettes. The ambience and architecture of the restaurant, the friendly service of the owner and her staff, and the cleanliness of the kitchen were all superb. However, either you find me credible and take my word for it, or you don't. The choice is yours. Don't expect me to post menus and photos. Next time I return I will probably try the goat meat in rum sauce, as I am always partial to a bit of goat.
Be honest, you don't like Sosua, for whatever reason and you seem to want to discourage people from visiting Sosua. Possibly this is because you are running a business giving people guided motor tours of the DR and don't want them to go solo? I don't know. However, please accept that people have different experiences and perspectives and that yours is not the only voice. People just ARE different. One person posted here recently that they would rather date a crack working girl than a Haitian woman who works in a Salon in Sosua. Well, to me that is a shocking statement, but then I have no experience of crack working girls, and maybe they are some great people when you get to know them. Certainly no one else has challenged this, so maybe I am in a minority point of view. But does that matter? I have traveled to about 25 countries in Europe and the Americas, so I have seen a bit of the world, and I like Sosua. You have seen even more of the world and you don't like it. That is what makes for a good discussion.
Regarding your question about relative pricing of Dominican and Haitian prostitutes. My experience is that any price negotiation is between one man and one woman and that race or nationality is only one of a large number of variables that enter the equation. Factors may include the relative attractiveness of the participants to each other, the day of the month, the day of the week, the time of day, the affluence of the man, the poverty of the woman. Once the hurdle of a certain degree of physical attraction has been cleared, to me the most important factors are how my personality and hers mesh together. If she is interesting to talk to or has a good sense of humor, those are positive factors and although they may not convert immediately into cash, they are more likely to win repeat business.
My own experience is that the Haitian girls you meet in the DR are often better educated and more interesting than the Dominican girls that you meet. If other people disagree, or have experiences or anecdotes to the contrary, let them post them and offer their opinions.
In the end we are writing for casual readers who probably have never been to the DR, but who might want to know what they could experience here and what they could expect. Different perspectives should be helpful, but in the end they have to make up their own minds.
Jaosousa, me old China.
However, please accept that people have different experiences and perspectives and that yours is not the only voice. People just ARE different. But does that matter? I have traveled to about 25 countries in Europe and the Americas, so I have seen a bit of the world, and I like Sosua. You have seen even more of the world and you don't like it. That is what makes for a good discussion.
My experience is that any price negotiation is between one man and one woman and that race or nationality is only one of a large number of variables that enter the equation. Factors may include the relative attractiveness of the participants to each other, the day of the month, the day of the week, the time of day, the affluence of the man, the poverty of the woman. Once the hurdle of a certain degree of physical attraction has been cleared, to me the most important factors are how my personality and hers mesh together. If she is interesting to talk to or has a good sense of humor, those are positive factors and although they may not convert immediately into cash, they are more likely to win repeat business.
In the end we are writing for casual readers who probably have never been to the DR, but who might want to know what they could experience here and what they could expect. Different perspectives should be helpful, but in the end they have to make up their own minds.Take out the references to the local board and this may the post of the decade! I wish there was a way to share it with the entire board!
IMHO, the tolerance level for differing opinions has diminished on this particular forum, but there are similar instances on other forums as well. The fact that not everyone agrees with one's opinion of attractive, fun, hot, etc. Does not make them wrong and you right, or reverse. It just makes them different! I say, Viva la difference!
I make an effort to ignore those that post things I don't agree with or let most of the silliness slide, except when someone is not giving an accurate account of a situation I am aware of, or is purposely trying to besmirch the reputation of someone I know to be different. (I think I have officially now used all the "big" words I know). It is not always easy, but I can't see the point of starting a flaming session just to start one.
Last I checked this quest is supposed to be FUN! Goodness knows there are enough outside pressures trying to ruin a good time, we don't need to start our own.
Why can't we all just get along. .
Sky.
Ps It is amazing how much calmer the world is with the appropriate use of the "ignore" function!
Tempoecorto
11-20-11, 15:39
Take out the references to the local board and this may the post of the decade! I wish there was a way to share it with the entire board!
IMHO, the tolerance level for differing opinions has diminished on this particular forum, but there are similar instances on other forums as well. The fact that not everyone agrees with one's opinion of attractive, fun, hot, etc. Does not make them wrong and you right, or reverse. It just makes them different! I say, Viva la difference!Well said: "Vive la difference"!
Hi. Guys. First time going to DR this thanksgiving and new to forums. Will be staying there for 5 days. Please PM me with any contact info. Looking for local working girls houses.
PolyOrchid
11-20-11, 15:59
Quite simply, there is often more pleasure in giving than receiving, especially if there is some kind of reciprocation, and sex may not be the only positive product of a relationship.Wise words from a man who obviously understands that some of the most meaningful relations with these girls transcends the purely physical.
Just last week, I sent the huge sum of US$55 to help a Filipina be able to afford to take her final exams. She didn't request it, but I knew she needed it and gladly sent it.
By the way, this was to a girl I met and only spent one weekend with. I wasn't particularly attracted to her so I know the physical relationship will go no further. But she's a genuinely nice girl who, like so many third world girls, was born into a society which in no way matches opportunity with ability or ambition.
Oh, and by the way, on the one weekend we spent together, she saved me from nearly drowning in the Sea of Bohol. Thanks, Jessa.
2. Good means they have fresh food that is locally sourced and prepared hygienically using appropriate cooking techniques, and served in an attractive way.
Regarding restaurants, I am afraid I am way too lazy to take pictures, inspect kitchens, etc, but if I get food poisoning, I will report.How would you know if food was prepared hygienically and appropriate cooking techniques were used unless you visited and saw the kitchens (kitchen inspections)? (or is this another example of you making stuff up, because it sounds good). But you are not too lazy to write posts on the ISG highly promoting Sosua, but you say you are too lazy to take photos in Sosua.
Part of me believes you have never been to Dominican Republic and a part of me believes you are a woman, Frannie.
In the end we are writing for casual readers who probably have never been to the DRAre you looking in the mirror?
Charles Pooter
11-20-11, 17:16
And from remembering Coolie's reports on Haiti, the Haitians in Haiti charge significantly more than they do when they are in the DR . when the Haitians go over to the DR they devalue themselves.I cannot speak for the other countries and nationalities you mention but I suspect you may have jumped to the wrong conclusion about haitianas. At present most gringos who visit Haiti, unless they already have trusted contacts or guides there which most of us will not have, keep to the beaten path for safety reasons and visit establishments which are said to be safe for gringos. They are not going to wander the barrios and side-streets to pick up semi-pros. And most of the "safe" establishments are patronized by the vast numbers of generally well-paid occupation military officers and NGO officials who have inflated prices.
It is as if mongers visiting the North Coast were so safety conscious that they went everywhere in taxis and, of course, the taxi-drivers only took them to places like Cristal or Passions. (Indeed, one does meet many visiting gringos who fall into that bracket). They would get a totally inflated idea of DR puta pricing that way.
I live with a haitiana and spend most of my time with Haitians. Most of them are either Evangelical Christians or connected with the charity school I help to run, so I don't discuss prostitution with them, but from the others I know that local girls in Haiti are only too happy to go for 500 gourdes or less (a gourde roughly equals a peso). This makes sense when you think that the average income in Haiti is a third that in the DR.
So there is a vast pool of fresh young girls who will go with you for peanuts in Haiti. The problem is, of course, accessing them and the expense of traveling to and around the country in safety and staying in the absurdly expensive hotels (three times the price of DR equivalents).
yes, miamiheatluver, bravo for getting it right, my innocently rendering of how i would interpet frannie, if he was a pimp, and a og, and how he would come across, to us brothers of all races, using no hold bars, pure unadulteted slang, i was done in a funny tone, using what frannie of the ghetto would sound like after abandoning the book, but pinow i get the feeling i'm seriously not wanted around this site, all jokes aside, by the constant barrage of messages of nasty grams i have to swim thru just to post, i feel like a five old, whos been rebuked, but the parents keep puninishing the kid over andover, so mr jackson, if thats the case let me know, and ill leave on my own, i love the forum, but you feel you are being a hypercrite, telling me about wasteful bandwidth, while frannie and my friend mr gogo, go at eachother, i guess your bandwidth picks and choses whos bandwithworty and whos not. but bet my honest post won't never seethe light of day, because it calls a spade a spade!real dudes don't run, we adjust but still do our shit. jackson runs a tight ship, no politics, no **** girl talk, no gay or trannie talk and no serious racial talk, and i condone this. you got to tread lightly. i got my forum (go to the first post in the gogo forum) because i had a dispute with jackson, but i decided to make the best of it. so don't feel you have been slighted its jacksons forum. he can be arrogant, funny, serious and respectful depending on the situation. but frannie a pimp has me laughing already.
isg has now become a romance novel for squares. we have a guy that spends three days with a girl and is finally happy to get a kiss. we have a guy crying because a beautiful girl spends time with him, we have guys sending money to girls they don't like because they are nice and we have a guy who is rescued by that super dominicana. what happened to the real men who created their own adventure on their terms? some of these posts the guys could be swithched with a girl (he rescued me, he was patiently waiting for a kiss, he helped me financially for no reason) and it would be cute.
tomjackin and ah2 are coming up and we will see how the real men perform.
Tempoecorto
11-20-11, 21:31
Quite simply, there is often more pleasure in giving than receiving, especially if there is some kind of reciprocation, and sex may not be the only positive product of a relationship.That is the only truth. That giving is better than receiving (with or without sex). Period!
Tempoecorto
11-20-11, 21:33
I cannot speak for the other countries and nationalities you mention but I suspect you may have jumped to the wrong conclusion about haitianas. At present most gringos who visit Haiti, unless they already have trusted contacts or guides there which most of us will not have, keep to the beaten path for safety reasons and visit establishments which are said to be safe for gringos. They are not going to wander the barrios and side-streets to pick up semi-pros. And most of the "safe" establishments are patronized by the vast numbers of generally well-paid occupation military officers and NGO officials who have inflated prices.
It is as if mongers visiting the North Coast were so safety conscious that they went everywhere in taxis and, of course, the taxi-drivers only took them to places like Cristal or Passions. (Indeed, one does meet many visiting gringos who fall into that bracket). They would get a totally inflated idea of DR puta pricing that way.Great explanation of the rationale!
How would you know if food was prepared hygienically and appropriate cooking techniques were used unless you visited and saw the kitchens (kitchen inspections)? (or is this another example of you making stuff up, because it sounds good). But you are not too lazy to write posts on the ISG highly promoting Sosua, but you say you are too lazy to take photos in Sosua.
Part of me believes you have never been to Dominican Republic and a part of me believes you are a woman, Frannie.
Are you looking in the mirror?Oh, lord, another member of the tin foil hat brigade leaps out of the bushes. It must be a full moon.
Don Antonio
11-20-11, 22:16
How pathetic a report!
Yes, you are THE man. No other man will ever come close to your sexual prowess!
Let's file this under Clueless Guy #100, 674.
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She thought she was going to get a standard mongering session; why would she think any differently after countless nights spent in hotel rooms with men she was either not attracted to or with ones that she might have found attractive, but did not at all pay attention to her sexual needs. However, that was not the case tonight, for she was having her sexual needs meticulously adhered to. [. ]
Manizales911
11-20-11, 23:28
in merengue bar i saw the girl from puerto plata who i had not bought a drink for on the previous night, notwithstanding her incessant pestering, on account of the fact that i was concentrating on her friend, regrettably, for she did not turn out particularly well as far as sexual receptivity was concerned. i was still not ready to make a proposition to her due to the fact that she introduced me to another friend of hers, altaira, who i found to be striking, there was no way i would make a proposition to her. altaira had long black hair and beautiful jet black eyes that beckoned to me. during the conversation i said that i was interested in her. i then told the girl from puerto plata that i apologized for being impolite, but i was interested in making a proposition to altaira. the girl from puerto plata immediately smiled and walked away. again, there was no cock block. i asked altaira whether or not she had children. she told me that she had two children who lived in santiago with their mother. once the introductions were out of the way i moved onto effectuating the sociosexual liason. i told her that i wanted to help her out financially and that i understood her situation. in addition, i mentioned to her that i had much respect for her. this was the type of amiable approach that i initially took before i actually initiated the commercial aspects of the liaison. i felt this was necessary in order to increase the probability of effectuating a girlfriend experience, which i deemed the pinnacle of the mongering experience. when i deemed her sufficiently receptive to me and would verbally acknowledge that she was indeed sexually attracted to me i made the monetary offer to her, along with the stipulation that she was to enjoy the sexual experience, being that i would do everything in my power to ensure that she was sexually satisfied. she did acknowledge that she was sexually attracted to me- would she say anything different- and wanted to have a satisfying sexual experience.
when we get back to the new garden hotel i stripped down in front of her, showered, and conducted my usual ritual of ablutions with use of aveda skin care products in full view of her while she lay on the bed, so as to effectuate sexual arousal. one can't go wrong with aveda cosmetic products. once i got her on the bed and her olfactory senses were stimulated by my pleasant scents, accrued from the ritual ablution of aveda products, i would more easily effectuate sexual receptivity from her. i gently ran my fingers through her long jet black hair as i lay soft kisses on her cheeks, neck and ears. she smiled and continued to lie back, not making any motion to suck my cock, which would have compromised the girlfriend experience that i was trying to effectuate. i did not want to make this seem as strictly a commercial transaction to be rushed. there would be plenty of time for a blow job. i was going to arouse her with perpetual titillating foreplay, tantalizing her until she would be begging me to stimulate her clitoris with my tongue. after a few minutes of gentle kisses on her face and neck i began to kiss her lips ever so softly until i could discern that she was receptive to my tongue. i french kissed her while my right hand was on the back of her neck, gently stroking her hair and massaging her neck muscles, while my other hand massaged her thighs, ass, and trunk. she started to move her hips backwards and forwards. she was making it ostensible, subconsciously, that she wanted vaginal stimulation. i wasn't going to satisfy her needs too rapidly, but rather i was going to put her in a rapturous state of titillation before finally penetrating her with my cock.
i started with her nipples, quite large and erect, and twirled them in my mouth, while gently cupping her breasts. her breasts were not massive by any means, but firmly shaped and ever so succulent. i devoured them with the gustatory delight of a famished man at the last supper. she was moaning uncontrollably, but i would not give her any release. instead, i inched my way down her naval and slowly moved my tongue towards her clitoris, engorged with blood and strewn with a chaotic surge of electrical impulses. many sex workers did not get their pussies and assholes eaten out regularly, quite ironic considering how often they sucked cock and got fucked. altaira would suck my cock tonight and she would get fucked by me, but first i would effectuate unimaginable pleasure in the said anatomical parts that yearned for the extravagant use of the tongue on them. i lapped her pussy and asshole both at the same time, going up and down with my tongue, starting with her clitoris and then going all the way down to her asshole. i did this repetitively for what seemed like a rapturous eternity. i would make her cum in my mouth tonight with my oral attentions; an experience that would be etched into the annals of her numerous sexual experiences of which she could not possibly forget. however, before i would let her cum i would give her anal pleasure via the use of my tongue as opposed to my potentially pain inducing penis. she was producing a deluge of vaginal fluid that was pouring onto her anus, so i did not need to use any lube-indeed i would be tonguing her asshole with a rep001hing rapidity that would render use of lube necessary. her asshole was fresh and clean- dominican women pay meticulous attention to hygiene. she took a complete shower, not the half-hearted once that sex workers often take, merely soaping their pussy in between clients. i would not accept anything less. i rammed my tongue into her wide open asshole with machine like rapidity, while she kneeled on the bed with her ass raised high in the air and arms grasping the pillow in front of her. she moaned with uncontrollable ecstasy. after i thought she had enough of the tongue on her ass i finally decided to give her release by turning her around and stimulating her vagina and clitoris with my tongue. i wasn't going to play around with her pussy anymore. i was going to use the secret weapon- putting her clitoris between my tongue and lip and rapidly twirling my tongue, inducing a vibrating sensation in her clitoris, similar to a vibrator. i brought her over the edge and she came in my mouth with maniacal fury. i was going to insert my penis inside her, but she shouted, 'acabo. '
she did not lie back in the bed for long, not at all selfish, immediately getting to work on stimulating my cock with her mouth. she licked the balls and shaft before inserting my cock into her mouth. she gave excellent head, really getting into it, stroking my shaft while at the same time going down with her mouth. it would be just a few more minutes before she would be ready for my cock to be inserted into her pussy and during that interim she kept on sucking on my cock. once i thought i was sufficiently hard and she adequately rested from the hellacious oral session i gave her, so as to be actually capable of enjoying sex and have another orgasm, i started penetrating her from the missionary position. she had a beautiful face and i savored every moment of gazing upon her spectacular countenance while i rapidly penetrated her with deep powerful thrusts. after the missionary thrusting i lifted her off the bed from the supine position, turned her around, and penetrated her from behind. she moaned as i pulled her well-shaped buttocks into my loins. i hammered away for awhile and then pulled out, disregarding my condom. i then set to work on eating both her pussy and ass. i would give my cock a rest, but certainly not my mouth as i inserted my tongue in her ass, forcefully pressing her fleshy buttocks into my face, probing ever deeply with my tongue into her soft and sweet smelling anus.
she thought she was going to get a standard mongering session; why would she think any differently after countless nights spent in hotel rooms with men she was either not attracted to or with ones that she might have found attractive, but did not at all pay attention to her sexual needs. however, that was not the case tonight, for she was having her sexual needs meticulously adhered to. after i thought she had enough anal / oral stimulation i decided to give her one more round of vaginal penetration, though with her taking the cow girl position; a fitting prelude to the more dominant position- certainly alternative in any sexual circles and especially in the patriarchal society of the dominican republic- that she would take in a future session that we would have together. she sat down on my cock and rode me. she grabbed my neck and pressed her lips against mine while i was deep inside her and then she quickly snapped her neck back as she raised her trunk, her beautiful wavy hair thrown back wildly and ricocheting off her back. i pulled her fleshy hips savagely into my loins, while at the same time thrusting my hips forward. she loved this position, as would many other women i was with on this trip, as evidenced by her loud moaning and violent pumping. it is too bad that i rarely get the opportunity to service women in the states the way i was servicing this lovely dominican woman. it certainly was a waste of sexual capability. no reason to contemplate the vagaries of sociosexual interaction in the states. i had a beautiful dominican woman in front of me and i was enjoying myself.wow lugalzaggizi you write quite eloquently.
personally i would have just written " i fucked the shit out of some girl from classico's". the end.
Coolie High
11-21-11, 00:37
Mr. Gogo, Jao, SavePro, Mani put the Sosua forum on HIGH ALERT. We got a forum member eating ass in Sosua. My man Lugalzaggizi is licking and eating ASS like it's puppy chow LMFAO.
Naw but L your post is intriguing. Keep'them coming!"Vaginal Penetration" LOL
MiamiHeatLuver
11-21-11, 00:44
Wow Lugalzaggizi you write quite eloquently.
Personally I would have just written " I fucked the shit out of some girl from Classico's". The End.Ha Haaaaaaa, Way too much "Penthouse Forum" for me too.
Ha Haaaaaaa, Way too much "Penthouse Forum" for me too.Heeeyyyy!"Penthouse forum" and "Red shoes diaries" were my introduction to porn LMAO.
Mr. Gogo, Jao, SavePro, Mani put the Sosua forum on HIGH ALERT. We got a forum member eating ass in Sosua. My man Lugalzaggizi is licking and eating ASS like it's puppy chow LMFAO.
Naw but L your post is intriguing. Keep'them coming!"Vaginal Penetration" LOLBoots on the ground and I will challenge him to an ass licking show the fuck down! This place is off the hook, hot asses everywhere and a lot of them!
BTW CH, had that shot today. It was hard as hell to hold it down!
Coolie High
11-21-11, 01:45
Boots on the ground and I will challenge him to an ass licking show the fuck down! This place is off the hook, hot asses everywhere and a lot of them!
BTW CH, had that shot today. It was hard as hell to hold it down!Lord please NO! For all thats holy PLEASE refrain from eaten ass when dealing with a Sosua honey LOL! Well if it's with your girl Firecracker, FUCK it why not. She is fine then a moutha LOL.
Hey but I had a shot of sambuca last night at a bar to salute your Cool Runnings (means peace be the journey) over in the DR. PARTY-ON and keep your monger game strong minus the ass eaten!
Coolie High
11-21-11, 04:02
ISG has now become a Romance novel for squares. We have a guy that spends three days with a girl and is finally happy to get a kiss. We have a guy crying because a beautiful girl spends time with him, we have guys sending money to girls they don't like because they are nice and we have a guy who is rescued by that super Dominicana. What happened to the real men who created their own adventure on their terms? Some of these posts the guys could be swithched with a girl (He rescued me, He was patiently waiting for a kiss, He helped me financially for no reason) and it would be cute.ROTFLMAO! Don't forget we got a guy that eat ass and have vaginal penetration under the Caribbean moonlight LOL. I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. I'm now waiting for a forum member to say this.
'So after our weekend sexual encounter, I realize that I couldn't live without her and proceeded to surprise my Sosua novia. I reached in my bag pulled out a ring, got on one knee and said, 'Quieres casarte conmingo'! And we lived happily ever after' LMAO
Yes, MiamiHeatLuver, bravo for getting it right, My innocently rendering of how I would interpet Frannie, if he was a pimp, and a Og, and how he would come across, to us brothers of all races, using no hold bars, pure unadulteted slang, I was done in a funny tone, using what frannie of the ghetto would sound like after abandoning the book, But pinow I get the feeling I'm seriously not wanted around this site, all jokes aside, by the constant barrage of messages of nasty grams I have to swim thru just to post, I feel like a five old, whos been rebuked, but the parents keep puninishing the kid over andover, so mr Jackson, if thats the case let me know, and ill leave on my own, I love the forum, but you feel you are being a hypercrite, telling me about wasteful bandwidth, while frannie and my friend mr gogo, go at eachother, I guess your bandwidth picks and choses whos bandwithworty and whos not. But bet my honest post won't never seethe light of day, because it calls a spade a spade!Keep posting DeepMmpactt, I enjoy reading your posts.
[QUOTE=Lugalzaggizi; 1219249]In Merengue Bar I saw the girl from Puerto Plata who I had not bought a drink for on the previous night, being that I would do everything in my power to ensure that she was sexually satisfied. She did acknowledge that she was sexually attracted to me- would she say anything different- and wanted to have a satisfying sexual experience.
Had a ball reading your really detailed post, reminded me of when I was young and borrowing my older brother " Emmanuelle " books. And if it's frustrating others who don't feel at Par with your sexual experience, well it's their problem. Maybe they should read the Forum guideline stating no personal attack, specially if they are newcomer to the Forum.
ROTFLMAO! Don't forget we got a guy that eat ass and have vaginal penetration under the Caribbean moonlight LOL. I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. I'm now waiting for a forum member to say this.
'So after our weekend sexual encounter, I realize that I couldn't live without her and proceeded to surprise my Sosua novia. I reached in my bag pulled out a ring, got on one knee and said, 'Quieres casarte conmingo'! And we lived happily ever after' LMAOIts like Barney Fife and his crew escaped Mayberry.
Western Union and cheap massage parlors will be happy. Classico girls will now have a three day cooling off period before kissing. And girls will have an added fee for pussy licking and ass eating. After sex cuddling will be standard. Also don't forget guys to bring your Avon products.
Real talk guys, keep posting we all need to know hows it supposed to be done LOL.
[QUOTE=Lugalzaggizi; 1219249]In Merengue Bar I saw the girl from Puerto Plata who I had not bought a drink for on the previous night, being that I would do everything in my power to ensure that she was sexually satisfied. She did acknowledge that she was sexually attracted to me- would she say anything different- and wanted to have a satisfying sexual experience.
Had a ball reading your really detailed post, reminded me of when I was young and borrowing my older brother " Emmanuelle " books. And if it's frustrating others who don't feel at Par with your sexual experience, well it's their problem. Maybe they should read the Forum guideline stating no personal attack, specially if they are newcomer to the Forum.Loosen up bro, its positive fun. Don't be offended so easy.
DeepMmpactt
11-21-11, 05:49
real dudes don't run, we adjust but still do our shit. jackson runs a tight ship, no politics, no **** girl talk, no gay or trannie talk and no serious racial talk, and i condone this. you got to tread lightly. i got my forum (go to the first post in the gogo forum) because i had a dispute with jackson, but i decided to make the best of it. so don't feel you have been slighted its jacksons forum. he can be arrogant, funny, serious and respectful depending on the situation. but frannie a pimp has me laughing already.
isg has now become a romance novel for squares. we have a guy that spends three days with a girl and is finally happy to get a kiss. we have a guy crying because a beautiful girl spends time with him, we have guys sending money to girls they don't like because they are nice and we have a guy who is rescued by that super dominicana. what happened to the real men who created their own adventure on their terms? some of these posts the guys could be swithched with a girl (he rescued me, he was patiently waiting for a kiss, he helped me financially for no reason) and it would be cute.
tomjackin and ah2 are coming up and we will see how the real men perform.tom jackin going to slap me for letting this one out, but ask him to privately send you the video, of this 100 yr old dumb ass, dancing like a cracked out elvis pressley / michael jackson / john travolta, mixed with [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134), wee herman
that video is the funniest shit ever, it takes place at classicos, and the guys partner was the infamous patricia. i watch this video over and over, laughing my ass off, and yo coolie whats wrong with eating ass. lol! brother if the assis squeaky clean from a fresh shower, yo boy deepmmpactt will eat it like a whooper with cheese. lol, i'm the lasto talk, cause i suck nasty ass (fresh out the shower toes!) damb foot fetish!). lol!
One interesting point. Even though I don't agree with certain posters operating styles, I still have an open mind, and look forward to reading their posts. But a poster once told me he wouldn't read my posts because I didn't use paragraphs. One poster recently said he wouldn't read another guys post because of caps. And some posters said one guy had to much slang to read his post. We all come from from different levels and cultures. (oops! Forgot to do a paragraph).
So maybe if we took time to get off our high horses and try very hard to understand what someone is trying to say, we would all develope more mutual respect. All the guys who have had complaints against them, were trying very hard to be understood.
Now let the games begin.
Grandnash84
11-21-11, 08:24
Dam, is this what you guys talk about when no one is posting reports? LOL anyone know what the name of the resort that is on the same street as new garden. It is on the beach as you walk from ng to the beach its on the right hand side when you walk down the steps?
DeepMmpactt
11-21-11, 10:16
Keep posting DeepMmpactt, I enjoy reading your posts.Warm thanks to Jaososua, Coolie High, Tomjackin, Bbq ribs, Mr Gogo (my man) and all you lurkers, that private messaged me, I really appreciated the many private messages and public message of encouragement. I'm begining to think you guys care. NOT. Lmao. Okay enough of that mushy shit, lets get back to hearing about ass licking, and vaginal penetration, man if she's fine enough, ill sit back and lick all in that canyon. Coolie High. LOL!
Yes, MiamiHeatLuver, bravo for getting it right, My innocently rendering of how I would interpet Frannie, if he was a pimp, and a Og, and how he would come across, to us brothers of all races, using no hold bars, pure unadulteted slang, I was done in a funny tone, using what frannie of the ghetto would sound like after abandoning the book, But pinow I get the feeling I'm seriously not wanted around this site, all jokes aside, by the constant barrage of messages of nasty grams I have to swim thru just to post, I feel like a five old, whos been rebuked, but the parents keep puninishing the kid over andover, so mr Jackson, if thats the case let me know, and ill leave on my own, I love the forum, but you feel you are being a hypercrite, telling me about wasteful bandwidth, while frannie and my friend mr gogo, go at eachother, I guess your bandwidth picks and choses whos bandwithworty and whos not. But bet my honest post won't never seethe light of day, because it calls a spade a spade!No we all love you, so please don't throw your toys out of the pram. And there are some great spade chicks around town just diggin' your potatoes and waiting for the man to give you your sex prison parole date.
Coolie High
11-21-11, 20:45
No we all love you, so please don't throw your toys out of the pram. And there are some great spade chicks around town just diggin' your potatoes and waiting for the man to give you your sex prison parole date."Great spade chicks" and "diggin your potatoes"! Fran, What the FUCK are you talking about. LMFAO! Yo Fran be cool. I get the un called for sarcasm. Now can we get back to why where here and that's pussy.
And from your diggin your pototaes talk it would seem you need a good blow job err I mean fellatio from a woman right about now to clear your mind. We were already on high alert with a man eatin Sosua ass but now you just took us into the twilight zone with that post.
After being away from Sosua for a year and a half, mostly due to news about a crackdown, I returned this past week for 4 days, and I can say Sosua is back and even better than before the crackdown.
There were girls available all day and I even got hit on on the road to the beach. The strip starts picking up a 4 on both sides of the street and keeps on going. The Rumbas scene wasn't there the last time I was there and it is one of the best scenes in town.
There was vitually no police presence. The Politur drove by a few times, but never stopped or got out. The town seemed to be booming with new bars and restaurants.
Plus there were more available chicas than I have ever seen in Sosua and more attractive ones too.
I know in Sosua things can change from week to week but right now it is back and I don't want any self proclaimed local experts calling me a liar. It's back.
MiamiHeatLuver
11-21-11, 21:15
it would seem you need a good blow job err I mean fellatio from a WOMAN right about nowJeez I hope there are no alternatives to that on hereor in the DR for that matter. Jajajajaja LOL
Mentally disturbed, attention-seeking clothes-horse from a low-life family of pimps, who cashed in on her the way Dominicans cash in on any half-decent looking chica in their family. I don't know what your poor dog did to deserve that name.
Funny the way foreigners regard our English notables. There was even some nut on here trying to diss Oliver Cromwell, father of democracy in England and the US.
But I digress. Please carry on your feud with Mr Gogo. It's not often I get to enjoy a good online vendetta from the sidelines without being involved myself. Don't mince words, guys, say what you really think!You are a supporter of charles cromwell are you. I wouldn't even give that animal the courtesy of capital letters. Well said Frannie. I guess you like Hitler as well you fool!
Jaosousa, me old China.
Possibly this is because you are running a business giving people guided motor tours of the DR and don't want them to go solo?
I have a DR cellphone with Apollo taxi # on it. Apollo has dozens of taxi units at any time so waiting time is almost always less than five minutes. You can ask for a "confortable" which is a unit with a/c to avoid the use of a non a/c unit. Always ask for price when you call , an intercity ride should cost 150 pesos. See this modern taxi on picture.Boricua Online post from 2010 (photo paint by Boricua Online). I offer rides for free to other ISG members in my rental car.
You are invited to visit me next week in Santo Domingo.
"me old China= Cockney rhyming slang when referring to a mate, as in plate, China plate, mate. Get it? Used more back in the day by East London gangsters (and Del Boy in sitcom Only Fools and Horses). East London Gangster: How ya doing' me old China, East London Idiot: Hey?": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=me%20old%20china
DeepMmpactt
11-22-11, 03:01
Wow Lugalzaggizi you write quite eloquently.
Personally I would have just written " I fucked the shit out of some girl from Classico's". The End.Okay here's poetry. Ahem. Roses are Red, and Violets are Blue, When I unleash the Chocolate Jackhammer Dem Putas are through. I'm just writing this poem for kicks, but damn I hope I don't waste bandwith. The end!
No we all love you, so please don't throw your toys out of the pram. And there are some great spade chicks around town just diggin' your potatoes and waiting for the man to give you your sex prison parole date.Don't throw your toys out of the pram = "The meaning of the english idiom – Throw your toys out of the pram; To make an angry protest against a relatively minor problem, in the process embarrassing the protester. The analogy is with a baby who throws toys out of the pram in order to get their parent to pay attention to them. The implication in the idiom is that the protester is acting like a baby. Similar English and Irish sayings: Throw the baby out with the bath water; Don't throw out the baby with the bath water; Throw a curve." http://www.english-sayings.com/throw-your-toys-out-of-the-pram/8438
When I visit the UK, I'll be able to understand some British people, (after learning British expressions on the Sosua thread of the ISG) , thank you. British to American Translator & Dictionary; http://www.translatebritish.com/dictionary
DeepMmpactt
11-22-11, 09:18
No we all love you, so please don't throw your toys out of the pram. And there are some great spade chicks around town just diggin' your potatoes and waiting for the man to give you your sex prison parole date.I'm trying to figure out What is a"spade chick", obviously a black lady, I'm guessing, and thanks to one of our Mongers here, dissecting that bull shit terminology, I love Sir Francis those $6 dollar words coming out your $2 dollar mouth. Throwing the toys out with the pram"ahh yeah, thats What I was doing"Its funny to me how dillusional you seem to be, everybody here thinks you are a idiotic dumbass. That loves to hear himself talk, I thought this board was about, different people coming together, with one common cause, to bang fine ass women, from all over the world. I guess somehow you missed that memo, and Mr Gogo blasted your ignorant ass, and now you're running back to where ever you came from, with your tail, not only between your leggs, but lodged in your ass. LOL. You are pathetic. Coolie Highs right on the money, you are probaly the only monger, that can't get laid in the Dr. You are hillarious. I got 200 pesos here you pay them to give them a blowjob. Peace Sir Francis I'm just responding to the above quote Mr Jackson.
SavePros321
11-22-11, 10:15
After being away from Sosua for a year and a half, mostly due to news about a crackdown, I returned this past week for 4 days, and I can say Sosua is back and even better than before the crackdown.
There were girls available all day and I even got hit on on the road to the beach. The strip starts picking up a 4 on both sides of the street and keeps on going. The Rumbas scene wasn't there the last time I was there and it is one of the best scenes in town.
There was vitually no police presence. The Politur drove by a few times, but never stopped or got out. The town seemed to be booming with new bars and restaurants.
Plus there were more available chicas than I have ever seen in Sosua and more attractive ones too.
I know in Sosua things can change from week to week but right now it is back and I don't want any self proclaimed local experts calling me a liar. It's back.Thanks for the update. And you are right: the biggest problem Sosua has been having lately is with consistency. Best example of this is recently: Grand84 mentioned that Sosua was pretty much dead during the day in his recent trip report, but you didn't seem to run into that problem during your stay. It doesn't mean that he was wrong; it only compliments the idea that things there change from week to week.
"Great spade chicks" and "diggin your potatoes"! Fran, What the FUCK are you talking about. LMFAO! Yo Fran be cool. I get the un called for sarcasm. Now can we get back to why where here and that's pussy.
And from your diggin your pototaes talk it would seem you need a good blow job err I mean fellatio from a woman right about now to clear your mind. We were already on high alert with a man eatin Sosua ass but now you just took us into the twilight zone with that post.One would need some knowledge of African American culture to understand the reference. Many famous blues songs were written while the authors were incarcerated in the Mississippi state penitentiary, formerly known as Parchman Farm.
Baby, they diggin' my potatoes.
Lord, they trampin' on my vine.
Now I've got a special plan now baby.
Lord, that a-restin' on my mind.
Now, I don't want no cabbage sprouts,
Bring me a solid head.
S'pose they call the wagon. (?)
I catched him in my bed.
You know they. (REFRAIN)
Now my vines is all green.
'Tatoes they all red.
Never found a bruised one.
Till I caught them in my bed.
You know they. (REFRAIN)
Now, I've been all around.
Lookin' up and down.
Never found my baby.
'Cause she was layin' in another town.
I know she's diggin' my potatoes.
Lord, she's trampin' on my vine.
Yes, now I got a special plan now baby.
Lord, that a-restin' on my mind.
Yes, I've got a special plan now baby.
Lord, that a-restin' on my mind.
[Big Bill Broonzy]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izMRfl63OrE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-pShRISHnQ
COOLIE:
Noun 1. Coolie. (ethnic slur) an offensive name for an unskilled Asian laborer.
Cooly.
Derogation, disparagement, depreciation. A communication that belittles somebody or something.
Ethnic slur. A slur on someone's race or language.
[The freedictionary. Com]
One would need some knowledge of African American culture to understand the reference.Cooley High; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2XADAhBAwE
Cooley High (1975),"In the mid-1960's, a group of high school friends who live on the Near North Side of Chicago enjoy life to the fullest"; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072820/
MiamiHeatLuver
11-22-11, 16:12
You're not even trying anymore to subtle with your racial innuendo, talk about waste of bandwith.
One would need some knowledge of African American culture to understand the reference. Many famous blues songs were written while the authors were incarcerated in the Mississippi state penitentiary, formerly known as Parchman Farm.
Baby, they diggin' my potatoes.
Lord, they trampin' on my vine.
Now I've got a special plan now baby.
Lord, that a-restin' on my mind.
Now, I don't want no cabbage sprouts,
Bring me a solid head.
S'pose they call the wagon. (?)
I catched him in my bed.
You know they. (REFRAIN)
Now my vines is all green.
'Tatoes they all red.
Never found a bruised one.
Till I caught them in my bed.
You know they. (REFRAIN)
Now, I've been all around.
Lookin' up and down.
Never found my baby.
'Cause she was layin' in another town.
I know she's diggin' my potatoes.
Lord, she's trampin' on my vine.
Yes, now I got a special plan now baby.
Lord, that a-restin' on my mind.
Yes, I've got a special plan now baby.
Lord, that a-restin' on my mind.
[Big Bill Broonzy]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izMRfl63OrE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-pShRISHnQ
COOLIE:
Noun 1. Coolie. (ethnic slur) an offensive name for an unskilled Asian laborer.
Cooly.
Derogation, disparagement, depreciation. A communication that belittles somebody or something.
Ethnic slur. A slur on someone's race or language.
[The freedictionary. Com]Wrong again Frannie. Stop Googling everything, its usually not that complicated. I think Jao might be corrrect by telling me" He has never been to the DR, he is sitting in some customer service room in India with idle time and a computer".
The guys name is "Coolie High', that was a movie about some black guys in a Detroit High School. And to insinuate that famous Blues singers werent writing songs about living life while not inconcerated is not true.
[QUOTE=Frannie; 1219853 Many famous blues songs were written while the authors were incarcerated in the Mississippi state penitentiary, formerly known as Parchman Farm.[/QUOTE]"Join me my son, Join me": O Brother, Where Art Thou? (1:50 mark of the video) ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSt7kMRWLxI
coolie: noun 1. coolie. (ethnic slur) an offensive name for an unskilled asian laborer.
me old china.full metal jacket (1987). me so horny; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeewe7gcpw0
"me old china", making fun of asian speech? (of course not)
2 live crew. me so horny (uncensored) ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6vtj7lhcte
No we all love you, so please don't throw your toys out of the pram. And there are some great spade chicks around town just diggin' your potatoes and waiting for the man to give you your sex prison parole date.If you visit Santo Domingo, next week I will take you to a few casas (for free). In Casa 305 there is one tall, very dark chica, very sexy, amazon body, maybe Haitiana, price around $100US. In Casa Theresa I saw another tall very sexy, dark skin chica, Haitian or Haitian decent, price $100US or more. If you want to meet normal Haitians, I can take you to where my friend in the police lives. Haitian ritual with goats and goat blood can be observed there, sure some very attractive Haitianas there. Me showing you around or any other ISG member is Free.
AlwaysHorny 2
11-22-11, 19:02
Thanks for the update. And you are right: the biggest problem Sosua has been having lately is with consistency. Best example of this is recently: Grand84 mentioned that Sosua was pretty much dead during the day in his recent trip report, but you didn't seem to run into that problem during your stay. It doesn't mean that he was wrong; it only compliments the idea that things there change from week to week.I know when I was in Sosua in June, there was some daytime activity. I didn't report all my adventures because they were too many to include the type of detail that I like my stories to provide. I will add that I had a few daytime adventures including snatching a nice high yellow cutie from the beach that served me quite well. I saw her later on that night at Classico's, but you know how that goes. My mouth was wide opened and my eyes were bulged out by then. She didn't stand a chance! LOL.
There were a bunch of really attractive chicas and the finer one's seemed to be imports. Perhaps, more than my previous trip. However, I was so caught up in my chica at the time that I really didn't notice the others, but I guess since I was on the prowl so much this last time that my radar was up.
Again, I think the real point is the service of the chicas is the issue. Out of 10 chicas, maybe one was a little cash focused, but I received excellent performances each time. I probably could have turned a few situations into GFE, but it was not a given. Maybe that don't even expect it anymore. My next trip is all about the elusive GFE. That is my mission. I just hope I don't get sidetracked and lose my freakin' mind trying to bang as many hot thangs as possible. Anything can happen, so please don't hold it against me if I my trip doesn't include a romance! LOL
If you visit Santo Domingo, next week I will take you to a few casas (for free). In Casa 305 there is one tall, very dark chica, very sexy, amazon body, maybe Haitiana, price around $100US. In Casa Theresa I saw another tall very sexy, dark skin chica, Haitian or Haitian decent, price $100US or more. If you want to meet normal Haitians, I can take you to where my friend in the police lives. Haitian ritual with goats and goat blood can be observed there, sure some very attractive Haitianas there. Me showing you around or any other ISG member is Free.If you are real Frannie, and want to re-establish creditabilty with the members here, this is your opportunity. I personally will send Jao a few dollars to meet you half way. Free pussy, free drinks and food and all the question marks removed. Sounds like a win win for you. But if you choose to remain anonymous and continue to hide behind your computer( call center) in India, we all will know the truth. Also if you don't want to go to SD, Tomjackin is now in Sosua and would love to buy you a drink. Two members are willing to cater to you just to prove you are in fact in the DR and a real traveler.
Coolie High
11-22-11, 22:44
You're not even trying anymore to subtle with your racial innuendo, talk about waste of bandwith.Yeah this is turning into bad comedy! When a person starts to quote verses of a blues singer and then try's to find the orgin of the word Coolie / Cooley and actually post it on a Sex forum that tells me this person is a crackpot!
I guess me advising him to be cool and get some pussy was to great a task. WOW
I personally will send Jao a few dollars to meet you half way. Free pussy, free drinks and food and all the question marks removed.I may drive up to Santiago for a day or two. If Sosua is as nice as Frannie says it is, I might drive to Sosua. Sosua is closer than Thailand:
Being dragged by a h_ _ker in Pattaya; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft9siXjNixg&feature=related
Sosua is not the only p4p destination where Police round up pros: More Arrests on Pattaya Beach Road; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJowCgDwy7U&feature=related
Marc Anthony
11-23-11, 01:09
You are obviously smart and experienced guys. Chill.
Charles Pooter
11-23-11, 01:43
"me old china", making fun of asian speech?it's cockney rhyming slang."china plate" means "mate" hence "me old mate" meaning "my old friend".
for americans not familiar with cockney rhyming slang, the idea is to take a a two word phrase that rhymes with the word you want to "disguise" then use only the first part (the non-rhyming part). or use the whole phrase as in "ace of spades" to mean "aids". see here:
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk
i hope you will understand guy ritchie movies better now.
DeepMmpactt
11-23-11, 08:15
[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1219953]Yeah this is turning into bad comedy! When a person starts to quote verses of a blues singer and then try's to find the orgin of the word Coolie / Cooley and actually post it on a Sex forum that tells me this person is a crackpot!
I guess me advising him to be cool and get some pussy was to great a task. WOW[/QUOTE I guess theres a saying, and I'm paraphrasing, Always keep silent, and people may THINK your CRAZY, but when you open your mouth and speak, it removes all doubt. Frannie, I feel sorry for you, this is starting to become ugly, so ill be the first, to get back on track, In other Sosua News. I am hoping to post my pictures of Naomi and Amelia. I guess I'm trying to figure out how to get pictures out of my dvd camera. I am hoping one of you video geeks, will give my stupid ass, some technology advice. I'm hoping to return to Sosua again April 3rd through 12th, looking forward to a jail break from sex prison, cause my parole was denied! (my girl). LOL. Well I guess I really aint in sex prison, more like a sex rationed halfway house. LOL.
If anybody knows the girl in Sosua that looks like Halle Berry, It looks like she was pistol whipping a guy that was cheating in El Flow two nights ago. Video in the Gogo forum.
If you visit Santo Domingo, next week I will take you to a few casas (for free). In Casa 305 there is one tall, very dark chica, very sexy, amazon body, maybe Haitiana, price around $100US. In Casa Theresa I saw another tall very sexy, dark skin chica, Haitian or Haitian decent, price $100US or more. If you want to meet normal Haitians, I can take you to where my friend in the police lives. Haitian ritual with goats and goat blood can be observed there, sure some very attractive Haitianas there. Me showing you around or any other ISG member is Free.Did you get a knock on the head that night you had a run in with the cops? Only a complete noob would pay $100 for sex with a condom from some girl from a club, and out of that money less than half would go the to girl, with the pimp taking nearly half, and the guy who brings the sucker in gettting from 500 to 1000 pesos. That might be the nice guy who offers a free ride and a lollipop.
Did you get a knock on the head that night you had a run in with the cops? Only a complete noob would pay $100 for sex with a condom from some girl from a club, and out of that money less than half would go the to girl, with the pimp taking nearly half, and the guy who brings the sucker in gettting from 500 to 1000 pesos. That might be the nice guy who offers a free ride and a lollipop.I receive no money, no compensation, nothing from anyone in the DR for anything.
I have taken Newbies to GBP (not an easy place to find) in Santo Domingo. 2 chicas for 1500 pesos (about $40US). Do you really believe a chica who just sucked and fucked for $20US (15 Euros. 12 British pounds sterling) will give me a finder's fee?
There are vast flocks of Chicas here in Sosua tonight. They don't celebrate el dia de gracias here, but they will still be looking for a turkey or two to help them celebrate. I guess the guys left in the states won't have a pair of taut smooth young thighs to get between tonight. Still I will do what I can to keep the juices of Sosua flowing.
PolyOrchid
11-24-11, 03:26
There are vast flocks of Chicas here in Sosua tonight. They don't celebrate el dia de gracias here, but they will still be looking for a turkey or two to help them celebrate. I guess the guys left in the states won't have a pair of taut smooth young thighs to get between tonight. Still I will do what I can to keep the juices of Sosua flowing.Your unflagging willingness to give so selflessly is gratifying to see, Frannie. It gives me one more thing to be thankful for here in Dallas on this Thanksgiving eve.
I hope to be able to lighten your load when I arrive on my first visit to DR in early February.
If anybody knows the girl in Sosua that looks like Halle Berry, It looks like she was pistol whipping a guy that was cheating in El Flow two nights ago. Video in the Gogo forum.Swiss guy killed in Sosua: Matan Suizo en Villas Ana Maria Sosúa; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Hpkcg9A18&feature=related
I guess the dead Swiss guy read Frannie's posts about how charming and pleasant Sosua is and did not take proper precautions to protect himself from the very real dangers that exist in the DR and in Sosua. They interview the dead guy's girlfriend, she looks Haitian, the suspected murderer might be Haitian (or has happened in the past, a Haitian is framed for a murder in the DR that he did not commit).
My advice to any newbies reading posts here, is to take any posts written by Frannie with a grain of salt. Sosua can be a fun place, but be careful.
The police in Sosua instead of patrolling the neighborhood where the Swiss guy was killed, were busy arresting chicas who were breaking no laws.
SavePros321
11-24-11, 06:26
There are vast flocks of Chicas here in Sosua tonight. They don't celebrate el dia de gracias here, but they will still be looking for a turkey or two to help them celebrate. I guess the guys left in the states won't have a pair of taut smooth young thighs to get between tonight. Still I will do what I can to keep the juices of Sosua flowing.Those same broads will be there next week and the week after. I'll bet my Thanksgiving HoneyBaked Ham on it, lol.
Anyone know if I can I buy a cheap calling card to call local cell numbers from my hotel in DR / Sosua? I know I can get a cheap cell phone with minutes, but sometimes the process takes too long and getting a new phone and charging it and carrying it all adds up. Is there any place I could buy a cheap local calling card?
I checked with New garden and they told me only room to room calls are free. I know I'd be spending most of my day time in the hotel and I can call the chica numbers collected during the nights from my hotel room.
I've never stayed in the old wing of NG. I checked out one of the rooms briefly and it looked like there wasnt much room to move around as compared to the new wing, and also the bathrooms were much better in the new wing. Anybody stayed in both old and new wing, can you tell me if there really is a big difference? The old wing is $15 cheaper per nite / but I like the location of rooms in the old wing as they are right in the center. Does it really make a difference?
I like Terra Linda, but the problem is there are no daytime chicas there and with the crackdown these days I feel that chicas on site is a priority.
Did you get a knock on the head that night you had a run in with the cops? Only a complete noob would pay $100 for sex with a condom from some girl from a club, and out of that money less than half would go the to girl, with the pimp taking nearly half, and the guy who brings the sucker in gettting from 500 to 1000 pesos. That might be the nice guy who offers a free ride and a lollipop.Stay on the North Coast, (Sosua and Puerto Plata) with other rude people like you; Dominican Billy, Charles Pooter and I have read the owner of Blackbeards is not the most pleasant guy.
Swiss guy killed in Sosua: Matan Suizo en Villas Ana Maria Sosúa;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Hpkcg9A18&feature=related
I guess the dead Swiss guy read Frannie's posts about how charming and pleasant Sosua is and did not take proper precautions to protect himself from the very real dangers that exist in the DR and in Sosua. They interview the dead guy's girlfriend, she looks Haitian, the suspected murderer might be Haitian (or has happened in the past, a Haitian is framed for a murder in the DR that he did not commit).
My advice to any newbies reading posts here, is to take any posts written by Frannie with a grain of salt. Sosua can be a fun place, but be careful.
The police in Sosua instead of patrolling the neighborhood where the Swiss guy was killed, were busy arresting chicas who were breaking no laws.Jao you are a warrior till the end. When you go on the war path its hell on the other party. But I think we are just going to have to accept that Frannie is different, as we are different to him. There is room here for all of us. Frannie explained to me via pm that he respects all of us, but he also wants respect. Hopefully we can all get drunk one day, and leave Frannie with the bill LOL.
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