Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok [Archive] - Page 12

M P Lurker

01-01-09, 04:32

The scene is New Year's Eve party at the Lodge.
I have already had two pops today, and so am planning to just get drunk only and sleep alone after the party.
For me alcohol and sex don't go well together.

I go in the bar and Mrs G promptly introduces me to two "new" girls who are just trying out, Miss N and S. Normally, I would just pick up the names and move on. But after I sit down with my friend, I realize that these girls are great looking and won't last long, even though Miss N doesn't speak English at all. They are from Khorat and Surin respectively which is no surprise.

So fast action is called for and I should really make them welcome. I call them both over for a drink. After a while my friend starts interacting with Miss S as she speaks English and I must have Miss N (poor me). Many guys are fairly obviously wishing they were in my shoes.

After a few tequilas the girls are opening up and Miss S is playing up with my friend sufficiently to indicate she is very horny. Turns out Miss S has some P4P experience but supposedly Miss N has none at all. She gets lots of guys after her but usually knocks them back as they cannot speak Thai.

Miss N claims to have no boyfriend as likes freedom to party with the girls.

Eventually we agreed, I thought, that she would come back to my room for the night and leave in the morning.

Could be I was picked due to being well known as a "jai dee" (generous guy).

Turns out the girls wanted to have a quick sex session and leave early. So although I got sex, I am feeling a bit duped. She wasn't at all experienced or talented in the bed except for having a good body. She made it very very quickly, and wanting me to be rather quick too (but hey alcohol).

I think the girls just need some money to go to Khorat for new year. Will they ever be back to the Lodge? Lets hope so. But Miss N was only with her friend and doesn't really intend to work here.

Miss N gives me her phone number and says to keep in contact as she will be just for me. Yeh Yeh, sure thing!

I won't include a pic until its clear she doesn't come back to work here.

RonnieMonger

01-01-09, 04:48

If you "simply don't get this Soi 33 thing", then, you probably "don't get" the differences between Coach and Business/First Class, fine dining and fast food, catered buffet and food-court plates, 5-star deluxe hotel and budget motel, limousine and taxi, Rolex/Omega and Casio/Timex, tailored Armani and off-the-rack blazer, custom jewelry and factory trinkets, etc. Nevermind. Like I said, I wasn't flaming, I was asking someone to explain the value of the place in comparison to the other sois. Your attempt to claim that Soi 33's Renoir, Rembrandt, Picasso or whatever. Are that special cut above the rest just doesn't wash with me. The girls are often as fat and plain as the Soi 7 places. But they're just wearing fancy dresses to cover their tattoos.

Also, remember that most 'luxury' goods are 90% packaging and marketing hype and 10% product. But you are right about the makeup of many of those girls, you'd need a chissel to get most of it off.

Oh, BTW, Soi 33 environment is not a 'tourist' place. It is more for local expats and businessmen, who want a relaxed atmosphere to take away their tension and stress of working in Thailand, while enjoying the company of lovely ladies (albeit with heavy make-up and flashy dresses). Most guys there wouldn't take them home, since they already have wives/GF's/Giks. And, if they want a quickie, plenty of oily's down the road. And, if they have nice company, there are plenty of decent restaurants on that street, including Livingstone's Lodge. The street has a different crowd daytime. OK. So you're saying the big barfines are meant to discourage take-outs rather than profit from them? I guess that makes sense then.

Centaurus

01-01-09, 10:25

Eventually we agreed, I thought, that she would come back to my room for the night and leave in the morning.
I thought so too, but hey...

Miss S didn't feed me too much bullshit while in the bar, was generally fun and really seemed to be horniiiii. Which actually worried me a bit because I prefer sleep to sex after tequila and at 2.30 in the morning. So, definitely LT was called for here and agreed upon (or so I thought).

She hopped into bed the moment we got into the room. No tits at all, nice butt. After some pumping she mentioned that she would leave soon to party with "friends". Well, then, that's a coitus interruptus right there and bye bye baby.

We of course both "think" that we had agreed on LT, but maybe we were not specific enough. If not outright scammed, we were definitely tricked. Not a sanuk ending to an otherwise lovely party.

Anyway... happy New Year ;)

Fox Two

01-01-09, 11:54

While I am very aware that a major advertiser has created a very successful business here with some very loyal and satisfied customers, I just don't understand why any experienced mongerer in Bangkok would pay the prices asked by the bars on Soi 33...

I'm not flaming. If you can enlighten me please do! I'm always willing to learn about new places!

I would say Soi 33 offers a better opportunity at finding good companionship rather than sex. Not having to compete with cruder, less savory sorts of mongers who congregate at the lower Soi's is a plus. Quality of service tends to be better. Girls tend to have better conversation skills as their livelihood depends more on the ability to communicate, rather than shaking bodily assets. A monger staying at the same place where a girl works is much less likely to be robbed outright (Note: Good negotiation skills is still required). Wherever you hunt, it is still a gamble. Doing it on Soi 33 just hedges your bet a little if you are looking for good company and not too concerned about cost.

That's just my view. Other mongers may have other reasons.

Cheers and Happy New Year,

F2

Giotto

01-02-09, 04:24

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2, 000. 3, 000 baht bar fines are ridiculous.
...
RonnieMonger,

Bar fines on that level are the exception even in Soi 33. There are some bars (as I know Renoir) trying to charge this barfines (for models, mamasans) - but I don't think they are very successful with this business model. The usual barfine is a round THB 1,500.00, and as I see it at the moment the prices are falling.

Traditionally Soi 33 is and expat road - tourists usually visit Patpong, Soi Nana and Soi Cowboy. Most of the bars are hostess bars here, you can sit with a girl, buy her a drink and she then stays with, talking, dancing - you have some company. You try the same in Soi Nana, and you will find out that the girl disapperas after a short while to dance at the pole, not even sure that she returns.

The business model is completely different - some customers like it, others don't. Depends on your individual taste.

I always give the following recommendation to my customers: If you want to be the main actor in a porn movie go to Eden Club, if you want exceptional/special sex go to a massage parlour (e.g. Tulip), if you want to have a perfect body go to a meat market and select one (Gogo bars, Nana, Cowboy), and if you are looking for company / GFE check out the bars in Soi 33.

Giotto

M P Lurker

01-02-09, 05:12

I decided to go to ChiangMai for 4 days for various reasons after a nice stay at the lodge including New Year celebrations.

Sent a New Year message to my old favourite soapy girl who had moved to ChiangMai, working Big C, and indicated that I was arriving in town.

She soon phoned me. I asked if there was any chance of a meeting despite her having a BF.

She asked "Why didn't you phone before? I am now back in BKK, same soapy as before"

So I have missed out seeing her several days purely because I didn't phone and didn't go to that Soapy. Silly man. Should have phoned every girl on day one to see how the land lies.

Giotto

01-02-09, 05:22

...
She asked "Why didn't you phone before? I am now back in BKK, same soapy as before"
...
Mick Licker,

ROFLMAO :) !

Giotto

PS: I think I will visit Utopia in the afternoon :):):)!

Centaurus

01-02-09, 05:34

So I have missed out seeing her several days purely because I didn't phone and didn't go to that Soapy. Silly man. Should have phoned every girl on day one to see how the land lies.HaHaHa 555... so what's her number? How much time do I have before you are back??

Fox Two

01-02-09, 10:17

Giotto

PS: I think I will visit Utopia in the afternoon :):):)!

Giotto! You've slipped your leash! Enjoy your freedom while it lasts :)

Giotto

01-02-09, 11:41

Giotto! You've slipped your leash! Enjoy your freedom while it lasts :)Fox Two,

I had some "urgent construction issues" to clarify this afternoon - Jacuzzi construction for the Presidential Suite etc. etc. ( = UTOPIA ). I just get back from there ... need a while to recover :) .

Giotto

M P Lurker

01-02-09, 16:23

Fox Two,

I had some "urgent construction issues" to clarify this afternoon - Jacuzzi construction for the Presidential Suite etc. etc. ( = UTOPIA ). I just get back from there ... need a while to recover :) .

Giotto
I forgot to tell you someone else took over her number and she had to get a new one. :(

But sounds like you had a great time anyway :D

BTW, has Mrs G still got a hangover from New Year and was too sick to watch over you today. ;)

Don't forget to post on what you thought of the jacuzzis in the right thread.

Giotto

01-02-09, 16:52

I forgot to tell you someone else took over her number and she had to get a new one. :(
...
Mick Licker,

Nope - I asked her about "The Licker", and she immediately answered: "Ohhhh, yyyeeessss, ohhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh...".

And then she talked all the session about BigC in Chiang Mai :( ...

Giotto

Member #3428

01-03-09, 14:03

Silly man. Should have phoned every girl on day one to see how the land lies.

I am very disappointed to hear this, thought you of all people knew the drill. While my plane was rolling to the gate upon landing I was doing my SMS and phone calls, even talked to YOU !!! I had my situation in hand and organized before getting my luggage. So atleast I hope the caves were worth it for you and look forward to hooking up when you return.

Anyways... Got into town, very dead due to the holiday but met up with some ISG members at the Lodge for a meal and talked to the bestard Giotto a while. Enjoyed the evening with the TGF and for some reason, be holiday stress or the financial melt down but was full of power all night long.

The next day was able to get in a quick "Guitar" lesson :) :) If I would have read the board sooner I would have called you up for your girls number to keep her company while you were away :)

But anyways after my guitar lesson I had a relaxing session with the TGF and it quickly reminded me why she's the TGF... And now am sitting at the bus stop with the TGF and her ladyboy cousin as we are the last arrivals to the family holiday party this weekend. A couple of bottles of Black Label in my bag and I don't even drink, should be a typical rocking time around the rice paddy and the TGF wants to take me to temple again and for some reason the entire family is waiting my return... For some damn reason I think I'm married :)

Will get back into BKK in two or so days and hope to catch up with the rest of the gang as we seem to be spread out during the holiday still.

M P Lurker

01-03-09, 17:42

I am very disappointed to hear this, thought you of all people knew the drill. While my plane was rolling to the gate upon landing I was doing my SMS and phone calls, even talked to YOU !!!
Well if you talked to me too, then could not have had too many girls to deal with.

I would have had to make well over a dozen calls as rather than Big Butterfly, Auntie G has dubbed me the Sikhorsky (helicopter) as he seems to see me with a different girl each day, sometimes two, and that doesn't even count the soapy girls.

M P Lurker

01-06-09, 04:16

After meating my long lost Soapy favourite girl I came back to the lodge in the absolute best of moods.

Nice to meet up with Tansak and his girl after not having seen them for so long.

Played doubles pool partnering Miss Stardust and only got beaten by a narrow margin, so both of us are improving a lot.

A couple of Sports bar girls really appeal to me but didn't try yet as too many Gik appointments.

Miss Siamese Pussy (not at the Lodge) is just about struck off my list now as has been too lazy lately to justify assigning her a night in my bed. Too many other alternatives.

Member #3428

01-06-09, 08:47

Well if you talked to me too, then could not have had too many girls to deal with.

That is because I'm married and can not be a helicopter or even a butterfly anymore...

Member #3428

01-06-09, 08:55

Nice to meet up with Tansak and his girl after not having seen them for so long.

Played doubles pool partnering Miss Stardust and only got beaten by a narrow margin, so both of us are improving a lot.

It is always enjoyable to swap some stories unfortunately the TGF english is too good to talk too much anymore. Being in the dog house before it took a trip up country and a visit to the temple just to get out of the dog house...

Still trying to figure out if I'm married or not now... So I couldn't risk having my favorite part being cut off (as according to G it will happen soon) by talking too much.

Heard from the Old Lady at Pantip that you were going to stop by to see her... Am sitting up at IT city after visiting with her. Maybe will run into you here also. If not Nic might finally meet up for a drink tonight or Friday.

A special shout out to Fox Two who was sending me the college football scores while I was enjoying a relaxing BJ :) Now that's a good wing man.

Fox Two

01-07-09, 10:03

A special shout out to Fox Two who was sending me the college football scores while I was enjoying a relaxing BJ :) Now that's a good wing man.

Glad to help a buddy out. Hey, does that mean we're even now? :)

Member #3428

01-07-09, 15:18

Glad to help a buddy out. Hey, does that mean we're even now? :)

after what you did we are not even close yet...

M P Lurker

01-08-09, 11:39

Brought some friends of the better looking variety to dinner at the lodge.

We had Stir Fried Yellow Curry Crab (one of my favourites),
Lemon Steamed Fish, and Glass Noodles Baked King Prawns.

I was so full afterwards that they decided to go shopping without me, LOL. That was lucky.

Nvslim

01-08-09, 12:16

Brought some friends of the better looking variety to dinner at the lodge.

I have always admired your taste in women.

Slim

Sonic Bam

01-08-09, 17:58

Mick
I'm jealous, I need to get a trip or two planned before the end of March.

Here's one for you and anybody else who wants to contribute - why do so many young Asians do the V (for Victory?) sign in photos? Does it mean anything in particular in Asia?

A totally inconsequential question, I know, but I've always wondered. Better then a single finger sign though.

BionicMan

01-09-09, 02:01

I have always admired your taste in women.

Slim
seen the LV bag (or its counterfeit version) they seem to have good taste too!:)

M P Lurker

01-09-09, 03:28

seen the LV bag (or its counterfeit version) they seem to have good taste too!:)
Huh? :confused: Could we have that translated into English? I'm lost.

M P Lurker

01-09-09, 03:33

Here's one for you and anybody else who wants to contribute - why do so many young Asians do the V (for Victory?) sign in photos? Does it mean anything in particular in Asia?

I have no idea but will ask.

M P Lurker

01-09-09, 04:18

seen the LV bag (or its counterfeit version) they seem to have good taste too!:)
Even the handsome gay man admired my taste, saying this was a georgous girl. I was just trying to stir up some posts on the thread (among other things). We have had several ISGers staying at the Lodge, but the thread has reamined quiet for days.

Though to be fair, Centaurus has posted in the BKK MPs thread. Now he and his friend has headed off to Pattaya for a several day orgie LOL.
Meanwhile Neufie missed his flight, he claims accidentally. ;)

Thierry has headed of to the bus station to take the overland route to Cambodia via Chantaburi.
Last night I took Thierry to see the Les show at SW for his first time. Being a newbie their, the ugliest girl in the place made a bee-line for him looking for drinks. They can smell a nice guy LOL. Eventually he managed to get rid of her. He wasn't taking a girl as had been severly depleted by a marathon at Tulip with Miss Rose, and was badly in need of rest. I was taking just one girl for a change which surprised everyone.

Tonight I am having a very discreet dinner with "trusted" ISG mongers. It has to be discreet because Flyhere has his "ball and chain" (wife) with him. Also Tansak's GF's English is getting so good that he must use extreme euphemism's to make sure she doesn't understand. e.g "guitar lessons", "business dinners". Giotto's lodge will be a forbidden topic as Flyhere's wife knows nothing. I guess us mongers will just have to discuss Thailand in general. After 5 minutes we might run out of non-mongering topics LOL :D.

11.00 I have an appointment with a famous "Tuk" (ex SOL) to clean out my pipes. She has just come back from Chiangmai sojourn. Strangely we were both in Chinagmai at the same time on 2 Jan but did not bump into her. Too many Thai tourists.

Yesterday the lodge was so busy for dinner that Giotto got kicked off his favourite medium big table and was relegated to a small one. Still needed his computer on hand to check the currency trends. Looks like he is getting addicted to currency gamboling. Some sort of substitute activity to stop him thinking about hot women I think. But he still manages to drag himself away for a late afternoon "snooze". Not sure if much real sleeping occurs.

Yesterday at dinner, a few ex Sports Bar girls were see on a return visit to the lodge. Some wacko nut case had tracked them down and barfined the whole lot of them. I just remembered just two of them (Alzheimer's I guess). Perhaps some were from before my time. An imfamous Miss J was not invited as "persona no grata" I guess. Is rumoured to have many sponsors these days.

Rumours that waitress Miss "Full of charm" has a Farang BF, have turned out to be totally false, so if their is any white knight in shining armour out there, she would maje a great wife. I would be keen myself except that I am not totally over my last GF, and also Miss Full of Charm has seen me doing the "helicopter" (as distinct from butterfly) routine for far too long.

Giotto

01-09-09, 06:13

...
Yesterday the lodge was so busy for dinner that Giotto got kicked off his favourite medium big table and was relegated to a small one. Still needed his computer on hand to check the currency trends. Looks like he is getting addicted to currency gamboling. Some sort of substitute activity to stop him thinking about hot women I think. But he still manages to drag himself away for a late afternoon "snooze". Not sure if much real sleeping occurs.
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Mick Licker,

Just thinking whether I use the term "Bestard" or "BASTARD" this time ... :), I am obviously watched here in my daily activities, will we get a report now every day? Do you need a video about the activities in my room when I go upstairs for a late afternoon "snooze" ?

Yep, yesterday was surprisingly very busy. I thought it were Friday ... usually Thursdays are very quiet. I hope it stays like this, and business will pick up from now on.

...
Yesterday at dinner, a few ex Sports Bar girls were see on a return visit to the lodge. Some wacko nut case had tracked them down and barfined the whole lot of them. I just remembered just two of them (Alzheimer's I guess). Perhaps some were from before my time. An imfamous Miss J was not invited as "persona no grata" I guess. Is rumoured to have many sponsors these days.
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Wacko nut case :) ... LOL.

Miss J is not a "persona non grata", don't worry. All ex girls come here sometimes, and many of them return to work in the Sports Lounge after checking out some other options. It is a permanent process of coming and going ...

Yesterday suddenly the rumour circulated that a celebrity was inside our bar - Jimmy Page! Everybody ran into the bar to check it out. I found a picture in the internet - Jimmy Page is 64 now, and it does not make so much sense to look for the rocker of the 70th. White hair now, 64 years old ...

Don't ask me whether it was him or not. The guy looked similar like the picture I found in the internet, and the Auntie was sure - that's him. I have my doubts... I rejected the immediately upcoming suggestion to play songs from Led Zepellin and check out his reaction. Nahh, even if it was him he has a right to have his private life, too.

Today I expect Mick Jagger for dinner :) ...

Giotto

Member #3428

01-09-09, 09:26

Yesterday at dinner, a few ex Sports Bar girls were see on a return visit to the lodge. Some wacko nut case had tracked them down and barfined the whole lot of them. I just remembered just two of them (Alzheimer's I guess). Perhaps some were from before my time. An imfamous Miss J was not invited as "persona no grata" I guess. Is rumoured to have many sponsors these days.

Whoa... some of them are not bar fineable as they are actually out of the game now (for now at least). Only three were barfined from other places and brought back for an old timers night... The other four (7 went out to CM2 after dinner and some pool at LL) were FOC except of course their large appetites.

You know having a GF you can't get to know the new stock of girls well so you gotta still play with the ones you knew before. It's hard to go into the sports bar with your tee rak and really get to know other girls, plus they are surely not interested in wasting time with such an old man like me.

And yes we did not invite the Miss J as she is persona no grata in my circle of folks atleast. What is surprising is that two of the girls there last night do not talk to each other but ended up partying hard out on the dance floor at CM2 so I guess you can call the Diplomatic Mission last night a success.

Unfortunately after CM2 things went down hill in a hurry :(

Sonic Bam

01-09-09, 14:25

Huh? :confused: Could we have that translated into English? I'm lost.

Louis Vuitton hand bag?

Centaurus

01-10-09, 05:14

Now he and his friend has headed off to Pattaya for a several day orgie LOL.
Not quite several days... we only set up a mini orgy with 3 girls from Hell (which is Pattaya’s Eden) for Sunday night. We are, however, putting our private pool to good use, the girls appreciate that.

We went to this club the other night, and I got a drive by kiss on the cheek by a lady that was just a little bit too heavy for my taste… but she was also tall and had very full sensual lips, so I eventually asked Miss P. over for a lady’s drink. Fun and cushy girl, but no Engrish… so I decided to leave.

On that announcement from my side, she Stuck Her Tongue Out.

Well, I try not to interfere when a lady manages a direct telepathic communication with little Centaurus … and in this case her tongue was clearly telling my cock to stay put for another lady’s drink. It was the longest tongue that I ever saw outside of porn, and it was pointing at me hard and erect ;)

What a great marketing trick!

Eventually I barfined Miss Dragon Tongue. She was very natural and totally at ease for some nakkid night dive in our pool, had amazing stamina with blowjobs, and was really getting into my vibrator (until the batteries went poof hehe). Heavy birthmarks, but hey. We took another dive and played some pool in the morning and then had another round.

Other than that, Pattaya is everything that Giotto said it would be, and I’ll be back by Monday.

M P Lurker

01-10-09, 06:06

Today I expect Mick Jagger for dinner :) ...

Giotto
If I can lose 80% of my backside, and 50% of my belly, then I just might pretend to be Mick Jagger LOL.

Apologies for comments on Giotto's personal business which is all totally unfounded rumouring of course, except it was true that he got ejected from his favourite table due to restaurant being very busy indeed.

I admire his stamina that he can still be up chatting to guests at 4AM. A man's gotta find a timeslot to sleep some.

M P Lurker

01-10-09, 06:24

Louis Vuitton hand bag?
Ah yes, it obvious now. Perhaps I can ask them where to get the best quality copies of Louis (Thais can't pronounce Vuitton at all so its just called "Lui"). I have noticed big handbag shops in Silom road.

Giotto

01-10-09, 06:52

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Other than that, Pattaya is everything that Giotto said it would be, and I’ll be back by Monday.Centaurus,

is it that bad :) ?

Giotto

NicFrenchy

01-10-09, 07:31

Ah yes, it obvious now. Perhaps I can ask them where to get the best quality copies of Louis (Thais can't pronounce Vuitton at all so its just called "Lui"). I have noticed big handbag shops in Silom road.

Mick, what the hell are you doing on the internet? you have the company of a very lovely girl and you still have time to come online?

I have to admit I was totally jealous last night! that girl looks fantastic. Unfortunately, I went to bed alone with a burning sensation between my legs.

I have decided (thanks to you and your beautiful compagnon) to try my luck and go to an oily or soapy today... I think I will go to Luxury :D

M P Lurker

01-10-09, 07:56

Afterwards (on Friday) had lunch at the lodge with a famous girl, not a stunner, but a superstar.
I guess quite a few might reconise this face.

M P Lurker

01-10-09, 08:05

Last night Yok came over and a drink at lodge with Giotto, Nic and me.
We all got to see how she is really lovely girl and that her English skills are quite good. Unbelievably, Nic had never met her.
And Giotto had only met her briefly on a previous visit to the lodge.

She explained some of the finer details about foot massage, aroma massage, and other variations based on her previous Spa experience, before we got too sleepy and needed to retire ;)

Today I probably need a good rest period.

Giotto

01-10-09, 08:10

...
And Giotto had only met her briefly on a previous visit to the lodge.
...
Mick Licker,

Are you sure? I have an official and an inofficial life :) ...

Giotto

M P Lurker

01-10-09, 08:38

Mick Licker,

Are you sure? I have an official and an inofficial life :) ...

Giotto
If I didn't see it, it didn't happen :)

Giotto

01-10-09, 10:06

If I didn't see it, it didn't happen :)Mick Licker, then - you did not see it :) !

Giotto

Centaurus

01-11-09, 04:22

is it that bad :) ?
Pattaya sucks.

Now, that of course is an ambiguous statement ;)

M P Lurker

01-11-09, 06:55

Pattaya sucks.

Now, that of course is an ambiguous statement ;)
Sucks good or sucks bad?
I'm guessing you didn't have skills to type and elaborate much while BBBJ + CIM.

Centaurus

01-11-09, 08:42

I'm guessing you didn't have skills to type and elaborate much while BBBJ + CIM.
Naah, just trying to be brief... so that you can't complain about my akzent :D

Striker34

01-11-09, 17:45

Brought some friends of the better looking variety to dinner at the lodge.Wow, Miss J1 is gorgeous. Any clues on where she can be found, or is she a private keepsake?

M P Lurker

01-12-09, 04:05

Wow, Miss J1 is gorgeous. Any clues on where she can be found, or is she a private keepsake?
Those that are smart can work it out with just a bit of effort, so I am sort of sharing. Dilligent reader's of my favourite thread will know. I don't like to give it out directly in case complete rat-bag nut cases are reading too.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.0004488989cf3827c091b&z=13

M P Lurker

01-12-09, 06:54

Wasn't intending to take any girl to bed but a sweet tiny petite thing from the Sports bar had other ideas right at the end of the evening, and some energies had returned to me.

Miss "Dead Ringer" is pretty and quite lively. Would probably be called a "spinner" at 37 kg. She played pool with me but always struggled with being small.

Seems that she is not exactly normal Thai. Her people come from the mountains of north western Thailand. Normally I don't risk girls that seem too tiny as could have bedroom logistics problems (it might not fit ;)), however she had had a few drinks and seemed quite horny and certainly willing to give it a go.

Had a good time with her and would certainly repeat. Of course she has already been spotted with other customers repeating, so no surprises.

The mamasans are always trying to get me to take the plainest girl in the bar as she doesn't get customers, but I have to think of my image, and she doesn't really appeal to me at all. I try to stay away from mamasans as what they thinking and what I want are usually completely different.
Even the mamasan who has gone was always trying to line me up with girls not classy enough to interest me, as possibly they were the most horny girls.

Some guys like one of the mamasans because she has big ones that are difficult to believe (D cups?)

Rocksoff

01-12-09, 12:36

Late Saturday afternoon, I stopped by my favorite Silom Road massage shop, "Happy Massage,"

Your report piqued my curiousity so I went down there .. only one girl posted as lookout so I took her .. Cheeky eyes, cute body .. I asked if I should take 1 hour 450 or 2 hour 800, and she said one hour. After not long in the room she wanted me to tell her a price so I offered 1000 which she accepted without hesitation. She likes chatting .. she told me of an Isaan live music place nearby and suggested we go there. After completing the massage she wanted to turn off all the lights, but agreed to dim light. I really didn't take too long, but she was rushing me along a bit. Not too bad, but for that price you can get a leisurely 2 shots at the humbler Petchaburi MPs if you're lucky and you choose well ..

It was fun coming down walking out past old ladies with orange hair getting foot massages ..

Weird One

01-13-09, 03:21

Which Mamasan left the Sports Bar?

M P Lurker

01-13-09, 04:25

Which Mamasan left the Sports Bar?
Miss T has moved on to try something new.

Sonic Bam

01-13-09, 11:29

..... but I have to think of my image
Image? Can you expand on that, mate? :)

M P Lurker

01-13-09, 14:07

Image? Can you expand on that, mate? :)
Well, I have so many Girls on my special list, I don't have time to take on charity cases. Some girls, less than consistent perfect performance, have already been struck off the list.

The girls have to be either goergous or very talented, and if both, even better.

Tonight, the return of a girl, not georgous, but with super powers, including deap throat.

Weird One

01-13-09, 16:11

Weird One

01-14-09, 00:34

So who does Mrs G. have for mamasans now in the Lounge?

Weird One

01-14-09, 00:41

Giotto,

What is the difference between the Deluxe Rooms and the Junior Suites?

Giotto

01-14-09, 03:43

Giotto, Thanks for making me sound dumber than I sounded in the post! LOL. For that I will let you buy me a beer! LOL

Let me know if you are going to be at Livingstones tonight or tomorrow night.JuiceGuy,

I will be in on both days. Just get over here.

Giotto

Giotto

01-14-09, 03:45

Giotto,

What is the difference between the Deluxe Rooms and the Junior Suites?Weird One,

It's a bit weird [:)]with the Junior Suites - this are either very spacious rooms with balcony etc. or Double-Jacuzzi rooms. We usually ask during the reservation process what you prefer.

The Deluxe Rooms have a standard bathroom with a shower.

Giotto

M P Lurker

01-14-09, 03:52

I have to say that I don't think there is maybe one or two people on this or any Bangkok thread that has more knowledge than Mick Licker. It's pretty amazing and really great that he helps us all. Thanks Mick, I look forward to meeting you someday.

Thanks, but not true. My knowledge is limited to certain areas.
I have a lot of Soapies experience and speak Thai. Everything else is limited knowledge. I know nothing about G clubs except where some of them are located.
Other guys in the forum are experts on Oilies, e.g. Nic Frenchy and Satrai2000.
The Forum overall knows a fair bit. That's why is best to ask the forum rather than PM me.

M P Lurker

01-14-09, 09:39

so who does mrs g. have for mamasans now in the lounge?
the buxom miss slippery peel, the massage expert miss bolt-loose, and i suppose mrs g is either an el-supremo mamasan or something senior.
i don't like to mention real names. never know who is reading.

M P Lurker

01-14-09, 09:48

Had a very quiet day on Monday, after breakfast, due to an arrangement falling through. So made up for lost time on Tuesday with a Tulip visit at 3PM.

Miss Yok is still bookable, but had to wait for a prior booking to finish. Miss Yok says publicity is O.K. as she still has reached customer saturation. These are quiet times.

Being fairly drained, I decided a supergirl was all that would do for the evening so a famous nympho and deap-throat artist came to dinner and stayed the night. Sleep only from 2.30 to 8 so will need a catch up today.

Sex before breakfast, but she insisted on yet another round after breakfast. Sex Maniac :p

Now I don't dare go to a Soapy until many hours of strength rebuilding have occurred. :(

Eaglestar

01-14-09, 10:01

Sex before breakfast, but she insisted on yet another round after breakfast. Sex Maniac :p

Now I don't dare go to a Soapy until many hours of strength rebuilding have occurred. :(

Poor baby, we all feel so sorry for you Mick :)

ES

NicFrenchy

01-14-09, 10:04

Being fairly drained, I decided a supergirl was all that would do for the evening so a famous nympho and deap-throat artist came to dinner and stayed the night. Sleep only from 2.30 to 8 so will need a catch up today.

Sex before breakfast, but she insisted on yet another round after breakfast. Sex Maniac :p

Hahaha sex maniac? or I would say she knows you are insatiable LOL
She was way too polite to leave without a goodbye.

JuiceGuy

01-14-09, 19:04

I finally made it to Livingstones tonight only to realize that I have been there before with a friend a trip or two ago. I really like the place. I regret not staying at their hotel. It's kind of like an Oasis in the middle of LOS. I didn't eat the food, but it smelled great.

There was a mamasan there that could really shoot pool. She was kind of hot too, but I wasn't sure if she was available or not and didn't want to embarrass myself. Probably not though.

I plucked up a 22 year old who started working there about 5 months ago. I could barely understand her name. Great face. Strong 8 if not 9. Body was tiny, but looked pretty good.

I paid the steep barfine, 1500 baht and took her for LT. What a waste of time. All she wanted to do was watch TV. She was very shy, only wanted to do missionary, and didn't want me to see her naked. She gave a great BBBJ for the 30 seconds she would do it. Basically, she was just awful in bed. Too bad, because she is really cute.

You win some you lose some. More opportunities tomorrow.

Giotto

01-15-09, 03:30

...
You win some you lose some. More opportunities tomorrow.JuiceGuy,

Heard you were here last night - but you did not contact me, so I had to drink your beer :) .

If you make it again tonight contact me - there are some others from the forum here, too. May be we all together can then help you to win some :).

See you.

Giotto

Centaurus

01-15-09, 03:53

................
Tansak, are you reading your PMs?!

Member #3428

01-15-09, 03:59

Tansak, are you reading your PMs?!

Centaurus... what's new? Yes I'm reading PM but not get anything from you since a week ago when you were down in Pattaya.

Left BKK a few days ago, Manila is fine but missing Thai.

NicFrenchy

01-15-09, 04:10

there are some others from the forum here, too. May be we all together can then help you to win some :).

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint but, I don't bend that way :D

Giotto

01-15-09, 04:20

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint but, I don't bend that way :DNicFrenchy,

I know, you changed after you met Auntie Guido :) ...

Giotto

NicFrenchy

01-15-09, 04:33

NicFrenchy,

I know, you changed after you met Auntie Guido :) ...

Giotto

I was trying to imply the opposite :( hahaha looks like I got owned

M P Lurker

01-15-09, 09:59

Centaurus... what's new? Yes I'm reading PM but not get anything from you since a week ago when you were down in Pattaya.

Left BKK a few days ago, Manila is fine but missing Thai.
Aren't you going to give your Thai Girl verses Philipina comparison. I thought you might be less biased than most?

M P Lurker

01-15-09, 10:12

I understand being discrete when in company of guys and their wives etc. and keeping certain info secret. But now my buddy Centaurus wants me to be more discrete on the forum than before.

We are intending to have dinner with two star lovely girl best-friends tonight with follow-on activities (separate rooms ;)), but he doesn't want me to say who the girls are. Several experienced guys on the forum in fact are advising to keep the fine details out for fear of copy-cat mongers trying to out-do us.

Maybe some very smart experienced mongers can almost guess it, but I am not going to confirm.

Centaurus

01-15-09, 10:33

We are intending to have dinner with two star lovely girl best-friends tonight with follow-on activities (separate rooms ;)), but he doesn't want me to say who the girls are.
555 OK, you post about yours, which will be THE big surprise, and I post about mine. D'accord?

Pita123

01-15-09, 11:54

Unfortunately after CM2 things went down hill in a hurry :(Not for everyone.

Member #3428

01-16-09, 01:58

Aren't you going to give your Thai Girl verses Philipina comparison. I thought you might be less biased than most?

Why would anyone be interested in that topic again it's been beaten to death a million times. It's all personal choice anyways. If you really want it let me know and I'll post it someplace but it's like beating a dead horse.

FWIW, If I had a choice I would monger in LOS over PI (Philippines for those who don't know the abbreviation), so that's the reason for me taking the flights from MNL to BKK. However there is nothing wrong with mongering in PI. There is a lot wrong with Manila, but get outside that and to some other places and it is an OK country.

Member #3428

01-16-09, 02:07

Not for everyone.

Yeah well I paved the way.... I hosted the night and you had the leftovers :) There's a (few) reason that girl doesn't sleep in my bed anymore ;)

But what I am not happy about is her hitting you up for the BF when I already paid it for her. I guess she will never change, except for her new nose job which you helped pay for. (non LL girl)

Pita123

01-16-09, 04:02

Yeah well I paved the way.... I hosted the night and you had the leftovers :)And for that I'm grateful. Not because of the girl but more because I'd never been to CM2 and never gotten a bottle. In retrospect I realize that I should have used my drink coupon to add to the mixers. Now I know.
There's a (few) reason that girl doesn't sleep in my bed anymore ;) That's ok, she'll not be in mine again anyway. She wouldn't have ended up in mine if the other girls didn't keep pushing her my way.

But what I am not happy about is her hitting you up for the BF when I already paid it for her. I guess she will never change, except for her new nose job which you helped pay for. (non LL girl)Nah, she didn't hit me up for a BF. She just hit me up for more money than I gave her and was unappreciative.

M P Lurker

01-17-09, 08:50

One night, two girls C & Y, best of friends, came to each dinner at the lodge.
The playful monkey, and the sleeping tiger.
The little one is playful, lively and 'kiku anone' (looking slightly Japanese) and the tall one is more quiet and refined (at dinner) but speaks good English.

Sorry, no pic of the hansome spunky guys at the table ;) but i know you would rather look at the ladies.

Later went to Mojos to look at Coyote and dance a bit. The band was quite good was far too loud to be able to talk but no matter. Had a good time once the very old music started, like U2, Pink Floyd, etc.

I really liked one of the Coyote dancers with a sexy style and strange pouting mouth. My friend liked one of the more plain looking girls claiming she danced better.
But our dinner guests kept us well entertained and distracted us from actually meeting the Coyote girls.

The craziest dancer in the place would have to be me.

Stroker Ace88

01-17-09, 13:51

Well the trip has finally come and now my long journey has ended with what is turning out to be a really great experience.

Livingstones is a really great place for the first time experience in the LOS, and that is why so many guests from ISG come back again and again. I have met some really great people here, (you know who you are), and that has made my experience all the more special.

I booked a Superior room and I have no real complaints. The room is perfect for my needs, great bed, good aircon, great shower with all the hot water I could ever use. I was somewhat concerned before my trip that booking the lowest level of room would create problems with both my expectations and the room situation due to the fact the pictures of the rooms on the Livingstones website had no headline so I was not sure which picture was of what room. No worries, everything was just fine.

The staff here are first rate, good good people, and the food is excellent. I just love those extended breakfast hours.

There are two things I did notice, one the wireless internet seems to have a few limitations with dead spots. That happens in most wireless situations and can be fixed by sitting at the lobby bar or around the pool or with a hotel provided USB cable.

Another is the construction that is going on all around the Hotel, but that is Bangkok I guess. The first morning they started work early and I though it was 5am, but it was more like 7 or 8am. Blame that on the jetlag, which takes a larger toll on a person then I expected.

I am off to Cebu on Monday but I will be looking forward to my return visit to Livingstones in a few weeks.

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Centaurus

01-18-09, 06:26

The craziest dancer in the place would have to be me.
Yeah, put your garter belt and high heels on, and Mojo's would probably hire you.

But I think I still prefer my favorite coyote dancer from Mojo's, she is not the best looker there but she knows how to shake it yessir! I wonder how many nights of sweetmouthing it would need... or if a sufficiently high number of orange bills would convince the coyotes.

I often take a girl for a late drink to Mojo's because it's so convenient to just stumble over the street into the Lodge afterwards. But the music is getting boring.

C was not totally at ease when we went in, though, much less than Yok. She needed a few drinks to start dancing. Not really typical for a little monkey... usually it's the tiger that takes longer to awaken ;)

Nvslim

01-18-09, 12:22

One night, two girls C & Y, best of friends, came to each dinner at the lodge.

Great smiles on both ladies. Tall one looks very nice. Glad you had a good time. How long 'til you get back to LoS?

Slim

M P Lurker

01-18-09, 22:48

Great smiles on both ladies. Tall one looks very nice. Glad you had a good time. How long 'til you get back to LoS?

Slim
should be before Songkran

Giotto

01-19-09, 01:47

should be before SongkranMick Licker,

Is it cold out there ???

Here - it is pleasant. Becoming a bit warmer. It's early, 7:45 am, a quiet morning, blue sky, some coffee at the swimming pool - a good start for the day.

I think I will go out later, may be to Tulip, but Utopia might also be an option. I think I need to suffer a bit ...

Yep, life is really hard :) .

Giotto

Centaurus

01-19-09, 03:07

Mick Licker,

Is it cold out there ???

Here - it is pleasant. Becoming a bit warmer. It's early, 7:45 am, a quiet morning, blue sky, some coffee at the swimming pool - a good start for the day.

I think I will go out later, may be to Tulip, but Utopia might also be an option. I think I need to suffer a bit ...

Yep, life is really hard :) .

Giotto

Naah, G., that won't work. He's probably setting up that tight Thai lady from the XXX for late evening ( she does the day shift)... he will need a few hours though to recuperate from Michelle at YYY.
:D

M P Lurker

01-19-09, 20:01

Naah, G., that won't work. He's probably setting up that tight Thai lady from the XXX for late evening ( she does the day shift)... he will need a few hours though to recuperate from Michelle at YYY.
:D
Well its above zero, but not by much.
Got a nice neck scarfe to keep me warm from a favourite MP girl, Miss "Kitty Cooking" so that I would think of her often. Its working! :) She will get some of the best chocolates from "Bitter und Zarte" next trip to LOS at the very least.

Crook stomach (airline food?), so I won't be going to the Palace or Oase (XXX and YYY) just yet. Maybe Friday or Saturday. Its too expensive here to do every day anyway :(
The Thai girl might still be in Thailand :( I'll have to check.

M P Lurker

01-19-09, 20:03

I think I will go out later, may be to Tulip, but Utopia might also be an option. I think I need to suffer a bit ...

The suffering is refering to resulting problems with Mrs G, I presume?

Centaurus

01-20-09, 04:35

Its too expensive here to do every day anyway :(

Overnights can be arranged if you repeat in the shops...

Centaurus

01-20-09, 16:57

I had a booking on Monday with superstar Y, only to be informed upon arrival that Y would not be available on that day.

So I called superstar T, ex SoL, and invited her for dinner at the lodge.

Then I had an afternoorn surprise session with superstar X in an unnamed soapie (no, Mick, neither of the two).

When I told T all this at night, she commented: So I am the back-up superstar!

Gotta love it when they don't just deepthroat you to heaven and back, but do it with style and humor ;)

Pita123

01-20-09, 17:45

M P Lurker

01-20-09, 19:28

So I called superstar T, ex SoL, and invited her for dinner at the lodge.

Then I had an afternoorn surprise session with superstar X in an unnamed soapie (no, Mick, neither of the two).

When I told T all this at night, she commented: So I am the back-up superstar!

Gotta love it when they don't just deepthroat you to heaven and back, but do it with style and humor ;)
Gee,

I would call Y directly to make sure she was available or SMS (your favourite approach). I guess we all know who Y is. :D

You might be telling the girl T too much and the forum too little.
O.K. the Soapy girl is secret but at least you could mention the place :( I am expecting a report in the BKK MPs thread :mad: ;)

M P Lurker

01-20-09, 19:30

Are y'all BFing these girls when taking them to dinner? I mean C and Y are MP girls so there isn't even a BF option, is there?
See the BKK MPs thread, but essentially we pay the house a takeout fee of 1K for 2 hours (equivalent to a BF). After 9PM, girl need not go back to work ;)

Centaurus

01-24-09, 16:20

Combination of Pan Seared Foie Gras, Wasabi Mayonnaise Prawn on Water Melon, and Slices of Beijing Duck with Condiments

followed by

Deepfried Marinated Pork Ribs dressed in Honey White Pepper Sauce

and

Mashed Taro with Almond Cream.

Oh. Yes.

Giotto

01-24-09, 16:23

Centaurus

01-24-09, 16:38

Centaurus,

Shall I create a "Gourmets in Bangkok" thread for you :) ?

Giotto
Just showing that I have one or two other hobbies, too :D

Giotto

01-24-09, 18:05

Just showing that I have one or two other hobbies, too :DCentaurus,

I don't know whether I can believe that ... all the girls lining up here and asking for you, tears in their eyes ...

Giotto

1Ball

01-24-09, 18:29

Centaurus, where did you endulge in such a feast?

Centaurus

01-25-09, 03:48

Centaurus, where did you endulge in such a feast?Not in Bangkok, unfortunately :(

Fellouss

01-25-09, 08:24

Hi everybody,

I just would like to share my arrival in Bangkok.

I booked in LL because of all the good reports on it, so I booked a superior room for a week.

Everything was done by mail. I arrived on the 25 around 1am, so I took a cab to the LL. When I get in the cab, the driver ask me 500 bath, I told him to put the meter on, He sounds at that moment unsatisfied.

Arrived at the LL, the meter was indicated 278 baths, so I gave him 400 and he was quite happy with it.

Arrived in the lobby, I was greeted by the concierge and some nice people. They say that they were waiting for me and offer me a soda (thanks god, because I was so thirsty).

The room is nice, but cannot go on intrnet by wireless, so I asked them to lend me a cable and now everything is ok.

Been on th streets to see how it looks like and it seems that Bangkok looks like almost every big cities in Asia like Shanghai or Tokyo.

The SOI 33 streets was very busy, a lot of bars, food on the streets etc.

3am back in y bedroom, tried to sleep but cannot. Why? Because the guy from the room next to mine put the volume of his f. TV very high. But after a while I finally succeed to sleep.

Woke up late, took a shower, and took a cab to go to chinatown. It was very very busy, especially because Chinese new year is coming. All the owner of the differents shops was having lunch with their family, I also spotted some policemen came to pick up their red pockets.

Now I got back to the hotel to rest a little because the jet lag is killing me ha ha.

I hope this first report wasn't too boring and sorry for my bad english.

Fellouss

Indian1

01-25-09, 15:57

I want to report on Giottos lodge, location is very central near to most of your needs. Train station is 1 block only, per giottos easy instructions I was taking trains, lodge itself has food, drinks, I free wifi, and plenty of cordial staff to help you, most importantly you do feel at home, room rates are very reasonable for the area, rooms are clean, I recommend this place, I will be back again.

NicFrenchy

01-26-09, 03:31

3am back in y bedroom, tried to sleep but cannot. Why? Because the guy from the room next to mine put the volume of his f. TV very high. But after a while I finally succeed to sleep.

Hahahahaha you should have knocked on his door... maybe the pood SOD fell asleep with his dick in one hand adn the remote control in the other

Member #3428

01-26-09, 03:38

Hahahahaha you should have knocked on his door... maybe the pood SOD fell asleep with his dick in one hand adn the remote control in the other

Shit that could have been me.. my TGF blasts the TV to cover up my snoring :)

Centaurus

01-26-09, 05:08

Shit that could have been me.. my TGF blasts the TV to cover up my snoring :)
Your snoring or her screaming?

Fredje1961

01-26-09, 08:09

Not in Bangkok, unfortunately :(Gentlemen,

Last october I was in the Scirocco Restaurant (rooftop floor of Lebua hotel, State Tower, same venue as the Sky Bar) and the food was absolutely fabulous. The meal I had there is currently in my top 2, only better meal I ever had was in a Michelin 3 star restaurant in Brussels.

It isn't cheap though, 17000 bath for two - but worth every single satang of it.

Highly recommended if you want to impress someone, success is guaranteed (in my case: I was there with wife, later during the stay we went to Annies Soapy, and she paid for it, she paid so I could spend time with two thai hotties)

F

Fellouss

01-26-09, 10:14

Shit that could have been me.. my TGF blasts the TV to cover up my snoring :)If you were in the room before the last one on the right, yes maybe it was you. Around 4am, the volume went down a little.

Don't worry, I'm very tolerant. Next time I would prefer to hear you TGF moanings ha ha ha.

NicFrenchy

01-26-09, 15:46

Gentlemen,

Last october I was in the Scirocco Restaurant (rooftop floor of Lebua hotel, State Tower, same venue as the Sky Bar) and the food was absolutely fabulous. The meal I had there is currently in my top 2, only better meal I ever had was in a Michelin 3 star restaurant in Brussels.

It isn't cheap though, 17000 bath for two - but worth every single satang of it.

Highly recommended if you want to impress someone, success is guaranteed

I went to Scirrocco 3 times and was disappointed all 3 times. First, getting up there is a little confusing adn not a lot of Staff around to welcome you properly.

The menu is not only overly creative, but lacks all the basics of "haute Cuisine". Prices are high but as far as I am concerned, I don't care, I expect them to be high. Having said that, for the high price I expect high Culinary standards.

Service is Slow, and waiters are very "thai" (the expats will know what I mean). Talking in the corner, not paying attention to the customers: I had to ask them to refill my glass of wine more than once.

Also, no idea how to serve white wine... a chilled wine is always served 1/3 of the glass (enough for 2 good sips), never more otherwise it is no longer at the right "chilled" temperature.

Food was very disappointing. What I had in my plate was well presented but when the food hit my palate, I could not remember what I was eating. The flavors were all mixed up. Very difficult to distinguish between one ingredient and the next.

Desserts were on par with Expectations but no "wow" factor.

Would I go there again? never. There are far better restaurants in Bangkok.

Giotto

01-26-09, 15:54

...
Last october I was in the Scirocco Restaurant (rooftop floor of Lebua hotel, State Tower, same venue as the Sky Bar) and the food was absolutely fabulous.
...Fredje1961,

I was in Scirocco somewhen last year, and I wrote a report or a story about it.

It is a complete rip-off, in my POV. The lack of service and friendliness of staff not even taken into account, the quality of the food can by far not keep up with the prices they demand for it. They just sell their great location and view via their dinner prices, that's all.

I will go to State Tower again, to have a drink and look around. But Scirocco will never see me again.

Giotto

Fredje1961

01-26-09, 16:42

Would I go there again? never. There are far better restaurants in Bangkok.Maybe we really need the "Bangkok Gourmet" section :-D

I'll be happy to learn about more and better places (who knows, wife may be inclined to pay for me with four thai hotties)

Fon Tok

01-26-09, 21:43

Hi everybody...Arrived at the LL, the meter was indicated 278 baths, so I gave him 400 and he was quite happy with it...3am back in y bedroom, tried to sleep but cannot. Why? Because the guy from the room next to mine put the volume of his f. TV very high. But after a while I finally succeed to sleep....Now I got back to the hotel to rest a little because the jet lag is killing me ha ha....FelloussThe first time to Bangkok is always the most confusing...and exhilarating! You've landed in a good location. A couple of suggestions:

>> Don't tip the taxi drivers so much. Just round up to the next 10 baht or so.

>> Buy some earplugs at Boots or somewhere -- no more hotel noise.

>> Ask Giotto where Sazanka is and go get a scrub massage. It works wonders for jet lag. Better yet, follow up a Sanzanka massage with a visit to Khun Rin at Hana's for a special gel massage. You'll sleep like a baby.

>> Buy a BTS Skytrain pass (100 baht) to get around at rush hour when the traffic is bad. The pass saves time buying tickets. It's worth it just to see all the beautiful women!

>> Take a river ferry boat on the Chao Praya river. One of the best ways to see a lot for almost nothing. Don't buy the tourist pass.

>> Ask around and find some good street food...

Riceguy

01-27-09, 01:56

I second the motion of creating a food thread. I'm a chef and I've been lurking for a long time on this board. I'm making my first trip ever to SE Asia in just a couple of days, and would LOVE to know where to find the best authentic food, whether it be street vendors or actual restaurants. All of the other information is well covered, if, as it is said, you RTFF.

Unfortunately, I'm not staying at LL. I'll be camped out at Sacha's. Maybe I'll see some of you around town though. I'll be the guy looking around with the bubble over my head saying, "Am I really here? Is all of this really going on? "

Cheers,

Riceguy

NicFrenchy

01-27-09, 03:17

Maybe we really need the "Bangkok Gourmet" section :-D

Yes, indeed but then again, Food taste is very different from one Palate to the next. What I love isn't necessarily what the next guy will fancy.

I think Food is even more complicated tha women :D

Besides, I wouldn't be able to get advice from someone who talks about gourmet one day and then says Mac Donald's is good.

What I think is important is wether the "Experience" (food, service, decor) matches (or even exceeds) your expectations. High prices adn Michelin Starts don't mean shit adn certainly don't mean it is good.

I would much prefer an unpretentious restaurant which would WOW me everytime with it's excellent cuisine.

Also, the biggest mistake Restaurants make is that they can't cook the same dish twice the same way, depending which cook cooks it. A good restaurant should cook your food the same way Everytime, no matter what the time or who cooks it.

PosterLion

01-27-09, 05:36

Also, no idea how to serve white wine... a chilled wine is always served 1/3 of the glass (enough for 2 good sips), never more otherwise it is no longer at the right "chilled" temperature.

Sorry Frenchy, but there is no perfect way to enjoy white wine!

If it is getting warm in the glass, then by GOD you better well down it.

If it is nice and cool and looking like it can stay that way, then you should swirl it around in an exilerating fashion, before you take the next drink.

Give me a break! I must label the man that can not enjoy a nice white wine while in Thailand as pretentious.

But hey . . . don't worry too much, that's just me. :)

PosterLion

01-27-09, 05:45

If you want to enjoy a glass of white wine, or anything else that your palet can identify (beer, good food, hot girls, or a comfortable bed), then you really should quit your high-faluting-bickering and just head over to Livington's Lodge (Giotto's Place).

Believe me (I've stayed everywhere from the Grand Hyatt to Hotel 27 on Soi 22), you can't find a better place than Livingston's Lodge. And yes . . .

That is my opinon.

poster out . . .

NicFrenchy

01-27-09, 06:17

NicFrenchy

01-27-09, 06:21

I second the motion of creating a food thread. I'm a chef and I've been lurking for a long time on this board.

I suggest you change hotels (if you still can). Giotto's manager (Guido) is also a chef (and a very good one I have heard).

Truthfully speaking, Thai Cuisine isn't that refined. There are some great dishes, but far from being as refined as Vietnamese food for example.

PosterLion

01-27-09, 06:41

Look, I couldn't care less if you call me pretentious, when I fork 7,000 for a bottle of White wine, I want to drink it properly. One would think that in such a restaurant as the Scirrocco the sommeliers are trained...

I guess opinions are like arse-holes right?

and most arse-holes are much warmer than the white wine you have at your table, and yes i understand your qualm if you felt like you overpaid, but hey man, you made your choice already!

if you feel that bad about it then i have some grave and joyful advice . . .

go to the nearest 7-11, buy whatever they have that suits your palet (i suggest beer or 100 piper), and go drink it on the street.

it's much cheaper that way, and you just might notice some things you never noticed before. hmmm . . .

yes . . .

i think this is good medicine for you :) :) :)

and

ha ha ha ha

i am from the very sophisticated state of mind we call OKLAHOMA :)

PosterLion

01-27-09, 06:53

Truthfully speaking, Thai Cuisine isn't that refined. There are some great dishes, but far from being as refined as Vietnamese food for example.

i feel like picking on you.

you say thai food is not refined. i want to know why you would say that.

thai food relies on four main ingredients: sugar, lemon, hot peppers, and salt (or fish sauce).

The best chefs from New Orleans ponder that all delicious food is made from sugar, fat, and dough.

The thais got new orleans beat by 1 ingredient, and that is supposing that the thais don't like fat, which is an untrue statement, believe me, the thais eat fat like a lion in africa.

They go straight for the intestines and the gut!

but wait, i am getting a bit ahead of myself, because i must ask you:

what makes Vietnamese food so refined?

poster . . .

NicFrenchy

01-27-09, 07:16

i feel like picking on you.

Actually, that's ok, since I am only offendedif it comes from people I respect ;)

what makes Vietnamese food so refined?

Have you tasted Vietnamese food before? and I'm not talking about sugar and Lemons.

Riceguy

01-27-09, 07:25

I have heard that Thai cuisine is really good at not only bringing the heat in the spices, but also they're good at layering flavors in the heat too and balancing them all out. It all sounds fantastic to me, because the thai food we get here in the States ain't all that impressive. I'm just looking to get a better understanding of the flavors and the techniques. The refinement I can do back here.

Unfortunately I booked through agoda, and it's a done deal. And besides, when I looked on agoda, LL had no availability. I'm swinging back through on my way out of SE Asia at the end of March, maybe I'll check it out then. It all depends on how low on cash I am.

As far as white wine goes, on a hot day 90% of the time I'm all about the crisp cold beer, but on the other 10% of the time a really nice light white wine does hit the spot. I think the thing that beer has on wine is that crappy beer can only get so crappy, but awful wine can curdle your stomach.

Cheers,

Riceguy

Centaurus

01-27-09, 08:22

Darn, what did I start here?

Anyone wants to talk about flowers instead?

Giotto

01-27-09, 08:33

Guys,

I created a new thread: Restaurants in Bangkok.

Feel free to write anything good or bad about restaurants here in Bangkok in there.

Giotto

Giotto

01-27-09, 08:39

Darn, what did I start here?

Anyone wants to talk about flowers instead?Centaurus,

BESTARD!

I will NOT CREATE a thread "Flower Shops in Bangkok".

Btw., one of my MSCs works in a flower shop. She can easily compete with Tulip girls :) ...

Giotto

Giotto

01-27-09, 08:43

Sorry Frenchy, but there is no perfect way to enjoy white wine!

If it is getting warm in the glass, then by GOD you better well down it.

If it is nice and cool and looking like it can stay that way, then you should swirl it around in an exilerating fashion, before you take the next drink.

Give me a break! I must label the man that can not enjoy a nice white wine while in Thailand as pretentious.
...

Look, I couldn't care less if you call me pretentious, when I fork 7,000 for a bottle of White wine, I want to drink it properly. One would think that in such a restaurant as the Scirrocco the sommeliers are trained...

I guess opinions are like arse-holes right?

and most arse-holes are much warmer than the white wine you have at your table, and yes i understand your qualm if you felt like you overpaid, but hey man, you made your choice already!

if you feel that bad about it then i have some grave and joyful advice . . .

go to the nearest 7-11, buy whatever they have that suits your palet (i suggest beer or 100 piper), and go drink it on the street.

...

i am from the very sophisticated state of mind we call OKLAHOMA :)Posterlion, NicFrenchy,

What the hell is going on here :) ?

I fail to see any useful coherence between white wine and arseholes. But we can try to go into details - please, both of you get over here, let's drink a bottle of white wine on the house. NicFrenchy, you get it in a cooler with a decent white wine glass, and Posterlion, for you I will personally buy some plastic cups.

I will drink red wine, as usual :) !

Giotto

PS: Posterlion, you have some hard days out there in the US, right :) ?

1Ball

01-27-09, 09:13

...

BESTARD!...
Btw., one of my MSCs works in a flower shop. She can easily compete with Tulip girls :) ...

Giotto
Giotto, please create a new thread named flower girls VS. Tulip girls.
thank you ;)

PS. Hey Posterlion, OKLAHOMA makes a lovely little Bordeaux, right? The Chateau Oil rig 1982 is slightly presumptuous, yet it has a great finish of oak, berries, and sweet light crude.
;)

NicFrenchy

01-27-09, 09:30

Posterlion, NicFrenchy,

What the hell is going on here :) ?

Not sure... guess I got carried away :)

Centaurus

01-27-09, 11:05

Centaurus,

BESTARD!

I will NOT CREATE a thread "Flower Shops in Bangkok".

Btw., one of my MSCs works in a flower shop. She can easily compete with Tulip girls :) ...

Giotto

Hmmm. A flamewar about chilly white wine gets them an invitation to the Lodge, wine on you??!

Me personally, I hate tulips and love roses ...

======================================

Hi Centaurus,

Those two are nice guys and never mention the words "flower" or "flowers"!

Thanks,

Giotto

NicFrenchy

01-27-09, 14:06

Me personally, I hate tulips and love roses ...

You impress me! I have always said that Rose Massage was better than Tulip but I was hoping the tourists would not find out and only the expats could enjoy this place.

Centaurus

01-27-09, 14:09

Hmmm. A flamewar about chilly white wine gets them an invitation to the Lodge, wine on you??!

Me personally, I hate tulips and love roses ...

======================================

Hi Centaurus,

Those two are nice guys and never mention the words "flower" or "flowers"!

Thanks,

Giotto
Yeah yeah I admit to trolling. Had hoped you'd invite me to a Rose in the LL :(

Giotto

01-27-09, 15:37

Giotto, please create a new thread named flower girls VS. Tulip girls.
thank you ;)
...
Mr. Vice President,

Happy to hear that you are still alive! How are things going?

Flower Girls vs. Tulip Girls - no, thanks. The forum is full of Tulip reports - do we really need more? [On the other hand - that leaves all the other good massage parlours and providers to me and a few others :) ...]

If I create a new thread then it will be something like "Centaurus in the Dungeon" ! This has somehow a high priority since a few hours :) .

Giotto

PS: How is Obama doing :D ?

Centaurus

01-27-09, 15:52

If I create a new thread then it will be something like "Centaurus in the Dungeon" !

Awwww come on! Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the Sport's Bar but I never said it was a dungeon :(

PS: See that I didn't use the word f***** (is that somehow belitteling women, btw??).

Giotto

01-27-09, 16:19

Awwww come on! Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the Sport's Bar but I never said it was a dungeon :(

PS: See that I didn't use the word flower[s] (is that somehow belitteling women, btw??).Centaurus,

Though you obviously have a kind of death wish we don't want to overreact. Therefor we have reserved The Dungeon for you. And no - the dungeon is not the comfortable Sports Lounge with our beautiful hostesses - it is more a "tools room", in which you will receive the services of Emmy and Auntie Guido.

We are looking forward to you returning to the Lodge :D.

Giotto

Centaurus

01-27-09, 16:36

Centaurus,

Though you obviously have a kind of death wish we don't want to overreact. Therefor we have reserved The Dungeon for you. And no - the dungeon is not the comfortable Sports Lounge with our beautiful hostesses - it is more a "tools room", in which you will receive the services of Emmy and Auntie Guido.

We are looking forward to you returning to the Lodge :D.

Giotto
Why do I think that for certain services your new "dungeon" and it's personnel would probably compare quite favorably to the mentioned hostesses?

(again, I'm not belitteling women here... at least not little women, as Miss B is quite proficient in French)

Giotto

01-27-09, 16:43

Why do I think that for certain services your new "dungeon" and it's personnel would probably compare quite favorably to the mentioned hostesses?
...
Centaurus,

Thank you for appreciating the special quality of our service. I decided to support our team in the dungeon, once you arrive, as "terminator" in the final minutes of your 39 hour session.

Don't worry, some ducks will take care of your most precious part as well :) .

Giotto

Centaurus

01-27-09, 16:52

Centaurus,

Thank you for appreciating the special quality of our service. I decided to support our team in the dungeon, once you arrive, as "terminator" in the final minutes of your 39 hour session.

Don't worry, some ducks will take care of your most precious part as well :) .

Giotto
I never liked it that in Akane you cannot choose the 2nd girl that joins for the last 20 mins to finish you off!!
:(

Traveler1234

01-27-09, 20:05

Mr. Vice President,

Happy to hear that you are still alive! How are things going?

Giotto

PS: How is Obama doing :D ?

Whether you agree or disagree with him, everyone should pray Obama succeeds - this is serious stuff and if the american economy goes to the dump, the world will follow. Just look at Iceland and the fall of the English pound as two very 'bad' examples.

People are being laid off left and right at home. My son was laid off by Morgan Stanley back in Jan 08, got another job after 6 months search. Now his new company just lost 20% of their contracts/business, and he might be back on the streets looking for the third time.

NicFrenchy

01-28-09, 06:54

I never liked it that in Akane you cannot choose the 2nd girl that joins for the last 20 mins to finish you off!!
:(

Well, obviously, it's not going to be the most popular lady, more like the one no customer take upstairs :D

But hey, someone needs to throw them some cash.

M P Lurker

01-28-09, 10:30

But hey, someone needs to throw them some cash.
I don't mind helping out a poor girl, but I hate surprises.

Jed Wordsmith

01-31-09, 21:25

Here's one for you and anybody else who wants to contribute - why do so many young Asians do the V (for Victory?) sign in photos? Does it mean anything in particular in Asia?

If you look carefully it's usually more horizontal rather than the vertical 'V'. It's meant to look cute I think - originally a Japanese 'kawaii' thing that's spread around the region.

The Seer

02-01-09, 06:16

I would like to than giotto and the staff at Livingstones for an highly enjoyable week. Great to meet others especially NicFrenchy and to discuss some of the finer points of the hobby.

This trip has been my best to date, read my reports on the Bangkok reports forum for an inkling but had a number of unexpected but delightfull experiences which I still have trouble believing. Thai woman, you cant help loving them, but I dont think I will ever understand them.

M P Lurker

02-01-09, 11:57

Yin Yang

02-01-09, 16:11

If you look carefully it's usually more horizontal rather than the vertical 'V'. It's meant to look cute I think - originally a Japanese 'kawaii' thing that's spread around the region.

Seems that it became popular in Japan first, but no one quite knows the origin. Some say it was first used by the Americans forces occupying Japan after WWII; others claim it's due to the fact that the Japanese equivalent to "saying cheese" in photographs is asking "one and one equals ...?" (the answer - "ni" - gives a seemingly smiling face), and then people started giving the answer with their fingers, too.

Wikipedia has more on the V-sign's popularization in the 1970s/1980s: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_sign#Japan_and_the_V_sign_in_Photographs

Giotto

02-01-09, 16:15

Seems that it became popular in Japan first...
Yin Yang,

The lost son is alive :), welcome back! We missed you here during the New-Year festivities - where have you been? Somebody was expecting you :):):)!

Giotto

M P Lurker

02-01-09, 18:10

Seems that it became popular in Japan first, but no one quite knows the origin.
Its become such a trend in Asia that the kids are just copying others and don't even know why they do it exactly.

So all meaning has gone. An asian person could look at photos and not even notice all the people doing the V.

Thai kids do like to make rabbit's ears behind someone's head for a joke too.

Another sign used by Thai kids in photos involves the thumb and forefinger both sticking out with back of hand facing the camera, maybe under the chin, like in the shape of a gun. Thai people call this sign "Gek Lor" I believe. I but I don't really understand it. Maybe just a variation on the V.

On a tangent.
When I first came to Thailand I noticed all those people sticking patchy white powder on there cheeks and forehead, like flour was stuck there with water, and thought it looked very strange. Maybe there to keep cool?
When asking Thais about it, its like they just don't notice people have white powder stuck on the face. Its just so normal to them.

Yin Yang

02-02-09, 00:02

The lost son is alive :), welcome back!
Not lost, just keeping a low profile - and I guess you can easily figure out the reasons why, they both start with "w" ...

We missed you here during the New-Year festivities - where have you been? Somebody was expecting you :):):)!
Yeah, would've loved to be there - even more so now that I know that I was missed (hey, Dr. G. you don't have to hide behind "someone") ;)
But I'll be around again in a few months - and will have to find a very good pretext and cover to visit the Lodge unless I want parts of me to be fed to the ducks!

YY

Giotto

02-02-09, 02:53

Not lost, just keeping a low profile - and I guess you can easily figure out the reasons why, they both start with "w" ...

Yeah, would've loved to be there - even more so now that I know that I was missed (hey, Dr. G. you don't have to hide behind "someone") ;)
But I'll be around again in a few months - and will have to find a very good pretext and cover to visit the Lodge unless I want parts of me to be fed to the ducks!

YYYin Yang,

"W"ife and "W"ork ?

Now - though our highly intellectual late-night discussions about 'The Holy Bible' are of course missed it is more the Auntie who dreams about more than that ... and for that you also should try to prevent your best parts from being fed to the ducks :) !

Hope to see you soon.

Giotto

Weird One

02-02-09, 07:27

Giotto,

Stayed at your establishment a couple of months ago and of course it was everything I had hoped for and more. Going to be coming again this year, as soon as I finalize the dates I will be making a reservation. What I would like to ask you and your crew is, I need a good tailor in the area and wondered if you or Mrs G, knew of one that can be trusted, so if you have any advice as to who to see when I am staying at your place I would appreciate the information.

Thank you in advance,

Weird One

Yin Yang

02-02-09, 11:29

"W"ife and "W"ork ?
Dr. G, I am impressed. Your intellect remains unaffected by all those late nights and gallons of red wine in the sports bar!

... you also should try to prevent your best parts from being fed to the ducks :) !
I surely will - and so should you ;)

See you soon - YY

Centaurus

02-02-09, 16:58

As we are talking about high intellect, and also about CIM, and about food, and about Thai culture etc, here is a somewhat strange Thai commercial: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HlVXyWEW55U&feature=related

I got the link from Dean Barrett's site, who happens to be enamoured with the same coyote dancer in Moyos (the one that looks a bit like a vampire) that Mick licked... so sorry, that Mick LIKED, when we went there with our flower girls :D

Mr. Moderator, please feel free to nuke this post.

Giotto

02-02-09, 17:17

...
Mr. Moderator, please feel free to nuke this post.Centaurus,

Cannot nuke, busy vomitting on the table :) .

Giotto

Giotto

02-02-09, 17:19

...
What I would like to ask you and your crew is, I need a good tailor in the area and wondered if you or Mrs G, knew of one that can be trusted, so if you have any advice as to who to see when I am staying at your place I would appreciate the information.
...
Weird One,

We have checked out some tailors around here - we will be able to give you some recommendations.

Giotto

1Ball

02-02-09, 18:17

Centaurus, that was hilarious.

If you don't mind, I am going to post a link in the jokes and humorous stories thread, so others who do not read the thai thread can enjoy it also.

Well, maybe "enjoy" is the wrong choice of words. ;)

Giotto

02-04-09, 05:10

...
I surely will - and so should you ;)
...
Yin Yang,

I think it's too late already :( ...

Giotto

Yin Yang

02-04-09, 22:22

I think it's too late already :( ...
so now we know why there hasn't been any update of G's massage parlour guide for quite a while: he ain't got the balls to do it (anymore) - they were fed to the ducks :eek:

Duniawala

02-10-09, 17:12

Is everybody on vacation or is the Lodge not open anymore?

1Ball

02-10-09, 18:28

Is everybody on vacation or is the Lodge not open anymore?
Duni, I have tentative plans to be there next week, with 2 hot 30 year old Balinese girls, who loves to wear short skirts, and go out drinking on soi cowboy. I could use a wingman.

Member #3428

02-10-09, 19:07

Duni, I have tentative plans to be there next week, with 2 hot 30 year old Balinese girls, who loves to wear short skirts, and go out drinking on soi cowboy. I could use a wingman.

Brother 1Ball... how I miss our visits and unfortunately no matter how much you begged me I can not get away and assist you. However, you need more then a wingman with those two women... you a suitcase full of Vitamin C and V with a hand carry of protein powder :) But make sure "D" Brings the hand cuffs to tie you down as you are a randy bestard and I'm sure Giotto has some tongue depressers on hand if you need any...

Please give "D" my love and the other one you send her my email address ;)

Traveler1234

02-10-09, 21:13

Duni, I have tentative plans to be there next week, with 2 hot 30 year old Balinese girls, who loves to wear short skirts, and go out drinking on soi cowboy. I could use a wingman.

Hmmmmmmm - what happened to your lovely girlfriend from last Sept?

1Ball

02-10-09, 21:51

Hmmmmmmm - what happened to your lovely girlfriend from last Sept?
She is coming with a girl friend of hers. and I must take care of both of them.

Member #3428

02-10-09, 21:53

She is coming with a girl friend of hers. and I must take care of both of them.

And you have a hard time taking care of just yourself.... Damn... maybe I can skip MNL and come over... of course what do I do with my TGF???

1Ball

02-11-09, 00:43

And you have a hard time taking care of just yourself.... Damn... maybe I can skip MNL and come over... of course what do I do with my TGF???
Well, that's an easy one, brother. You can take "D2", (yes, they have the same name), and I will take the TGF. Always fancied a Indo / Thai sandwich.

Pass the mayo............ :D

Member #3428

02-11-09, 00:48

Well, that's an easy one, brother. You can take "D2", (yes, they have the same name), and I will take the TGF. Always fancied a Indo / Thai sandwich.

Pass the mayo............ D

Well you know I've tasted the sandwich a few times but never your recipe. Your creation of an Indo / Thai sandwich sounds so good it should be posted in the restaurant section... :)

And knowing them... they would kick the crap out of me and you if they knew we were even envisioning them like this...

Duniawala

02-11-09, 16:39

Duni, I have tentative plans to be there next week, with 2 hot 30 year old Balinese girls, who loves to wear short skirts, and go out drinking on soi cowboy. I could use a wingman.
1Ball, why do you have to ask. Already salivating at the thought. Alas, unable to leave LA a this time. Looks like Tansak is ready to give you a hand. :D

1Ball

02-14-09, 10:50

Happy 58th birthday to Giotto today.
May there be many more.
Congrats, old man.

Pita123

02-14-09, 15:39

Please give "D" my love and the other one you send her my email address.)Your email address?

I plan on being in BKK on Tuesday. I'll check her out for you.

Pita123

02-14-09, 15:42

Happy 58th birthday to Giotto today.
May there be many more.

Congrats, old man.I don't know you, yet, Gitto, but happy birthday!

Yin Yang

02-14-09, 16:50

Happy birthday, Giotto!

PauloThai

02-14-09, 16:58

Giotto,

Happy Birthday!

Have a pleasant day and many more years to come in good health.

Just take an extra beer and and an extra bite of some tasty at your choice.

Cheers !

Stroker Ace88

02-14-09, 18:39

Phoenix949

02-14-09, 18:56

Duniawala

02-14-09, 19:47

Happy Birthday, Herr Doktor.

Traveler1234

02-15-09, 00:36

Happy 58th birthday to Giotto today.
May there be many more.
Congrats, old man.
Mr. VP: Don't believe you - on Valentine's Day? He has a freakin birthday every night.
Mr. G: Many happy returns and hoping to report back to duty in March!

Your creation of an Indo / Thai sandwich sounds so good
You need to try an Indo triple deck sandwich - next time I visit Jkt, join me!

Member #3428

02-15-09, 00:42

hoping to report back to duty in March!... You need to try an Indo triple deck sandwich - next time I visit Jkt, join me!

JKT is difficult for me, more likely meet you in March...

Piper1

02-15-09, 01:20

Terry Terrier

02-15-09, 03:25

.....hoping to report back to duty in March!.....
how about you stick your spam up your arse?

Professor 1

02-15-09, 04:22

Happy 58th birthday to Giotto today.
May there be many more.
Congrats, old man.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Giotto. Thanks for your previous responses to my PMs. My trip date is inching closer. Best Wishes.

Giotto

02-15-09, 06:19

Happy 58th birthday to Giotto today.
May there be many more.
Congrats, old man.Mr. Vice President,

Thank you.

48!

Giotto

Member #3428

02-15-09, 06:29

Mr. Vice President, Thank you. 48! Giotto

Really??? You are joking aren't you??

I know the girls in Thailand all look younger then they really are but you seem to be in reverse of this...

I would have guessed at least 68... :)

Ah.. i"m just shittin ya... Happy B Day

Giotto

02-15-09, 07:41

I don't know you, yet, Gitto, but happy birthday!Pita123,

Thanks.

You know where to find me - I am the young handsome guy sitting next to the pool bla bla bla...

If you have any questions please contact the Vice President for details :) .

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 07:42

Happy birthday, Giotto!Yin Yang,

Thank you very much.

Nice cake, btw. :) ...

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 07:47

Giotto,

Happy Birthday!

Have a pleasant day and many more years to come in good health.

Just take an extra beer and and an extra bite of some tasty at your choice.

Cheers !PauloThai,

Thank you very much. Though it was red wine and no beer - we had a lot of fun yesterday night - the party somehow ended at 7 am in the morning!

Guys,

That report has style, no ugly comments about my [Methusalem] age as from most of you [bestards!!!] :) ... there are still a few people out there who know how to be polite and sensitive in this hours of deepest pain :):) !

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 07:52

Giotto,

Have a very Happy Birthday and take a lot of pics, I want to see all the evidence of the celebration, the intoxification, the inebriation and the incarceration when I return, and not necessarily in that order.

All the Best!

DaleStroker Ace88,

Thanks - some people took pictures yesterday, I will try to find some and post them here.

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 07:57

I am heading to bkk by end of February and will have a visit in LL, so not yet know you personally, but hope soon we will do

Meanwhile my best wishes for your birthday and you already got such a nice cake

Wish you all the best what you like for you mostly

Regards PhoenixPhoenix949,

Thanks,

When you arrive end of February things will be back to normal ...

I got a birthday cake from the staff yesterday, 1 m long, 60 cm wide, in shape of a womans body :) ... I really needed some time to make the decision where to start cutting it.

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 07:59

Happy Birthday, Herr Doktor.Sir,

Thank you.

Missed you yesterday, it was good fun, you would have enjoyed it.

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 08:02

Mr. VP: Don't believe you - on Valentine's Day? He has a freakin birthday every night.
Mr. G: Many happy returns and hoping to report back to duty in March!
...
Mr. Marketing Director,

Thanks.

After that event yesterday I will consider to celebrate the 48th birthday every day from now on :) ... But then I need to fill my red wine bottles with cranberry juice, otherwise my liver will not survive it.

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 08:07

Giotto - happy birthday from me, Old Bestard. I may be late, but I'll make up for it with the special surprise I gave to 1Ball to pass on to you when he arrives next week.

I really cannot believe you are 65. You only look 64.Pipeman,

Thank you very much for this wonderful birthday greetings - BESTARD! You will not believe how many times I heard this "friendly" German phrase "Alter Sack!" [old sack!] yesterday ... I am getting used to it.

All our girls confirmed that i am still looking young and handsome, not older than 35 :):):) - and I know that they always speak the truth !

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 08:22

how about you stick your spam up your arse?Terry Terrier,

Thanks for your friendly birthday greetings!

Please stick your provocations up your arse, at least in this forum. Next time I will moderate nonsense like this.

Giotto

Giotto

02-15-09, 08:27

Happy Birthday, Mr. Giotto. Thanks for your previous responses to my PMs. My trip date is inching closer. Best Wishes.Professor 1,

Thanks.

No problems at all with the PMs, I get a lot every day. Have a safe trip to Bangkok.

C U soon.

Giotto

Traveler1234

02-15-09, 16:21

Terry Terrier,

Please stick your provocations up your arse, at least in this forum. Next time I will moderate nonsense like this.

Giotto

No, no, no Mr. Chairman. Let him provoke on your thread(s)....

I can't read his posts, only his name -- but am amazed to now see him pop up all over the various threads of "Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok". Hypocrisy at it's best :D

Mackin

02-15-09, 17:02

Giotto, Sorry I had to leave a week ago. Didn't realize you had that special day comming up. Would have booked it for longer. I to will be 48 this year.
Many happy ones in the future
Mackin

1Ball

02-15-09, 17:38

.
All our girls confirmed that i am still looking young and handsome, not older than 35 :):):) - and I know that they always speak the truth !
Giotto
Now that is the funniest thing I have read all week.
thanks G for a huge laugh, and my dog looked up as I squirted tea through my nose, I was laughing so hard.

And, Mackin, a head's up, G is absolutely not 48. He is counting backwards.
he started going backwards when he turned 55, so if he claims to be 48, you do the math.

M P Lurker

02-15-09, 17:46

Heard that b'day went well from Mr Centaurus. I pleased to hear that I am not the only one to have reached his older years.

My post is a day late because I was stuck all day in a harem of girls with little adornment in a far away place. :( Was asked to train a newbie TG how to give the best BJs. She was a very fast learner. :D

Terry Terrier

02-16-09, 00:12

Terry Terrier,

Thanks for your friendly birthday greetings!.....

Giotto

Sorry, G, a bad oversight on my part. Belated best wishes. Hope you had a great day.

How on earth did you get to the stage where you had to start counting backwards? I've been 39 for more months than I care to add up :D.

Tamurlane26

02-16-09, 07:57

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:22

No, no, no Mr. Chairman. Let him provoke on your thread(s)....
...
Mr. Marketing Director,

Naaahhh, we have the Thailand threads for that, here we clean up and keep things civilized :) ...

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:23

Giotto, Sorry I had to leave a week ago. Didn't realize you had that special day comming up. Would have booked it for longer. I to will be 48 this year.
Many happy ones in the future
MackinMackin,

Thank you very much.

I did not even realize that you are 48 already ... you look much younger :) !

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:25

Heard that b'day went well from Mr Centaurus. I pleased to hear that I am not the only one to have reached his older years.
...
Soap Fan,

Besides the fact that I don't know your handle :) , yes, it was a great party. I just saw some pictures from the birthday cake! I will post them later.

Hope things are going well there on the other side of the world.

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:31

Sorry, G, a bad oversight on my part. Belated best wishes. Hope you had a great day.

How on earth did you get to the stage where you had to start counting backwards? I've been 39 for more months than I care to add up :D.Terry Terrier,

Thanks.

I have no idea how I got to that stage. Time flies. And you are right - just forget it, don't count any more (the bad thing is that others count for you :) !) .

Hope things are going well there in Britains snow chaos :) , ahhh, I think I need a break, a swim in the pool, Campari Orange, it really starts to get hot now :D .

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:32

Now that is the funniest thing I have read all week.
thanks G for a huge laugh, and my dog looked up as I squirted tea through my nose, I was laughing so hard.

And, Mackin, a head's up, G is absolutely not 48. He is counting backwards.
he started going backwards when he turned 55, so if he claims to be 48, you do the math.Mr. Vice President,

I can do the math - if I started to count backwards when I turned 55, and now I am 48 - then I am 48 :) !

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:36

Dear Mr Chairman

Based on the comments re your age does this mean you have overtaken my dear father as the oldest person to have visited the Lodge !!

And a happy Valentines to all ! Of course in Malaysia as in Saudi Arabia we are not allowed to celebrate this event except with red roses !!Mr. Singlishman,

Thank you very much.

In regards of your father I am sorry to tell you that I did not get closer to his age - not a single second :) ... btw., what are the plans, when will your father come back? I will really enjoy watching his lessons again - to see him bar-fining and taking out out THAT GIRL you young scholar are buying drinks for / hitting on all night :D !

Red roses - that reminds me that i always forget Valentines Day, even the red roses, I am so "romantic" :) !

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:43

To all members who have sent PMs:

Thank you very much for your Birthday greetings - I got lots of PMs in the past few days. I hope I have answered all of them.

I hope that all of you will soon experience your 48th birthday ... and many more 48th birthdays in the years to come :).

Hope to see all of you when you are in Bangkok.

Giotto

Giotto

02-16-09, 08:51

Centaurus, Soap Fan, Tansak KTV, NicFrenchy,

Since Saturday I am the proud owner of an exceptional bottle if red wine :) - thank you very much.

I will wait for a quiet evening, the right mood or some special event - and then this bottle will be opened. A feedback will follow on this forum.

Giotto

Member #3428

02-16-09, 08:54

1Ball

02-16-09, 12:53

Giotto

02-16-09, 13:40

G, I believe next thursday night is cause for celebration, and a perfect evening to open it and drink it. :DMr. Vice President,

This bottle has travelled - as you know it needs to be stored for some time of settling down right now ... I expect it to be ready for drinking in approx. 10 days :D !

In the meantime we will organize some bottles of "Chateau Glacier du Pattani" (Icewine!) for you and me :) ...

Giotto

Traveler1234

02-16-09, 15:16

Mr. Marketing Director,
Naaahhh, we have the Thailand threads for that, here we clean up and keep things civilized :) ...
Giotto

Yes Herr Kapitan - you are of course one year older and infinite more years wiser than we mortals ;).

It just amazed me to see his name pop up on these threads, especially after becoming the self-anointed moderator for any "LL spam".

Giotto

02-16-09, 15:47

Yes Herr Kapitan - you are of course one year older and infinite more years wiser than we mortals ;).

It just amazed me to see his name pop up on these threads, especially after becoming the self-anointed moderator for any "LL spam".Mr. Marketing Director,

Only one year :( ... ?

Don't worry, let people do what they like to do. It's not really our problem, isn't it ;) ?

Giotto

Terry Terrier

02-16-09, 23:38

Yes Herr Kapitan - you are of course one year older and infinite more years wiser than we mortals ;).

It just amazed me to see his name pop up on these threads, especially after becoming the self-anointed moderator for any "LL spam".
I took early retirement. Easy2007 is doing that job now. You need to put him on your ignore list, so that you can make a point of reading all his posts too before you log in ;).

Bucathai

02-17-09, 06:54

i'm a newbie, rookie, novice and everything else that goes with the theme of. 'i don't know what the heck i'm talking about', but feel like sharing for whatever reason. mostly it just feels good to write after reading so much.

why not offer a massage service at ll that is just as wonderful as the others?

(and since i'm finally for the first time 'blogging here').

i guess, i would like to also say, that my stay at ll was tremendous last summer. even with reading the threads for hours, i still did not have a clue as what to do first, last or at all-no offense to any bloggers-thailand is just complicated in 3-d vs on isg. my first trip to thailand was such a thrill, because it was a first. i don't know that i actually want to know too much. not knowing, in a land of big hits and big misses just challenged my intellect (that was always battling against my raging libido). this, for me, was pure fun and you only got what you were brave or charming enough to receive. even when the opportunities are dangling right before you (they do come with quite a bit of wisdom, decision making, money and, . when it's your first trip. rattling nerves that ultimately are made up in your head, but loads of fun to conquer. almost as good as the 5 minute sex).

to be so so experienced. always ascertaining the sure thing. is promising, but the hunter/traveller in me found that not knowing a thing was like jumping off a cliff and not knowing if the chute would open at times. oh, yes, i failed miserably and had many days/nights walking and walking and finding nothing or discovering i was either too shy, apprehensive, uneducated or buzzed to create the sexual paradise i had in my mind the previous morning. but that made the next day that much more alluring. each day was like bungy jumping again with less fear (again i'm a novice and soon won't be. booo hooo, i think i'll miss this high school feeling ultimately). it was like traveling foreplay at it's finest, scuba diving being a long second!

staying at ll, i can say i felt at ease which is hugely important to getting the brain ready for the chase throughout the city stomps (unlike mexico, where i felt nervous every minute in any city.) i never barfined an ll lady and regret it, but i think that's a typical newbie mistake. what lies outside is always drumming in your mind. so you go out and hit or miss. but the ll staff, acceptance, conversation to put you at ease was an excellent push in understanding that it's okay to be liberal here and chase your fantasies. not the case in many parts of the world (that are actually more 'free' in other respects). how i'd like to comment more about this!

nevertheless, tulips was my last day in bk and it really condensed all the other missed liason experiences into one. in a very short, however enjoyable time. i hit [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900), nervous as hell and then sort of let down as if that's it? . the cowboy street was thrilling, then confusing and if you wait too long, your just trying to keep your buzz going as all the lookers are history. made that mistake too many times. then in a drunken haze walking back to ll, the soi 33 captures your last impulses and sure enough your with one of those ladies not caring a bit about the price. the fancy dressed do entice at that late of an hour!

and if luck is on your side, they can be quite stunning and fun. one took me on a tour the next day, but was always hinting at buying this gift for her or that which was a turn off, but i had the western mind on and was still developing the thai mind. overall, my second night lass was wonderful to me and opened up the mental floodgates of what is possible. yes, i tipped her appropriately and yes, what mistakes i made in my expectations or lack there off will be corrected on the next trip. but the first trip, while full of mistakes and apprehension will always be cherished like that first erotic encounter you always wanted and pretended you were confident enough for. until the present moment set in, all the way around the world, alone, and only with your instincts to go on, thrilling to most! suffering to many other, i would guess?

i thought my first trip would be sex 4 times a day for 3 weeks straight. well it wasn't even quite that. (as bright as i am, i'm still a man) i underestimated the male stress that pertains to 'choosing', committing, evaluating and then moving on tomorrow. strangely, unlike back home, rejection wasn't the brain drainer, it was all the decisions when too much has been presented to you for you to choose from, picky or not! quite a dichotomy of thinking and no thread prepared me for that. nor should i expect it, considering that was the fun part of being a rookie. learning and then being rewarded. (but i was stupidly shocked, when my dick wasn't in a cute girls mouth on some nights! ). perhaps a bit too honest, but i doubt anyone would deny this expectation on any night. even when not travelling.. the little head can be so unrelenting and demanding, dammit!

later, patong was so crazy, my mind was more confused, but managed to spend endless hours romancing the bargirls and developing a rapport before the fun which was thrilling (minus the food poisoining days). the rules were different, almost easier here which presented another learning curve. (bangkok can be so intmidating at first and then to arrive at such a small town with a different outlay burned up a lot of mental time). i'm just guessing it's different in patong and don't mean to be a judge. the free flowing nature of the society there requires different expectations, skills and poise (which alcohol happily takes away. or sometimes adds)? in fact, i'm desperate to redo my travel to patong, having learned to be more direct and how rapport is so much easier to create if you just ask!

while i've spoken too much (and it feels good to write this down-selfishly), i can't wait to return and stay at giotto's lodge again to start another new experience. i barely chatted with the staff, but when i did, i could not have felt more comfortable! the answers were there as well as on this blog, but my mind just has a habit of making things wonderfully difficult, which i enjoy and shun at the same time. even in a thailand/hotels where things can be had for a price, there is still the great mysteries. sex, attention, dominance, prevail, satisfaction. even in a country as liberal as thailand the mystery is there. enough anyway to entice a new visitor, as long as we have a brain that judges from one minute to the next. whoever said that women had a hard time making their mind up. for the first time i did! unlike where i live where you get what you get. hmmmmmm.

maybe the ll massage idea should be scrapped, else i might never see the outside of giotto's lodge again, but hey, the food there is good enough to keep me a delighted prisoner. thanks again, giotto, for creating such a paradise the world has never experienced. and thanks for keeping it affordable. drinks are on me next time! you work hard and are incredibly intelligent to guide newbies in what might be the most mysterious, to date, adventures that will ever be! i call you wg. wizard g. and patiently wait in line for your book. wow! that will bring me to page a page turning frenzy!

thank you for reading my humble beginner post! and thanks to the entire ll staff for creating a wonderful and comfortable experience!

bucathai

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Giotto

02-18-09, 02:44

I'm a newbie, rookie, novice and everything else that goes with the theme of. 'I don't know what the heck I'm talking about', but feel like sharing for whatever reason. Mostly it just feels good to write after reading so much.

Why not offer a massage service at LL that is just as wonderful as the others?
...

Maybe the LL massage idea should be scrapped, else I might never see the outside of Giotto's Lodge again, but hey, the food there is good enough to keep me a delighted prisoner. Thanks again, Giotto, for creating such a paradise the world has never experienced. And thanks for keeping it affordable. Drinks are on me next time! You work hard and are incredibly intelligent to guide newbies in what might be the most mysterious, to date, adventures that will ever be! I call you WG. Wizard G. And patiently wait in line for your book. Wow! That will bring me to page a page turning frenzy!
...
Bucathai,

Now - that is a hell of a first report you have written here - congratulations! And welcome to the forum, we hope to read more of your reports here soon.

I think you felt as many newbies are feeling when they come to Thailand for the first time. It is overwhelming to a certain extend - all the options, all the decisions to make and to learn step by step to become a successful hunter and find what you really want. It's definitely not easy.

Massage service at LL - there will be something soon. But it will not be a massage parlour like Tulip's - that a rice bowl that we will leave to the Thai's. There are so many massage parlours here in Soi 33 and in the surrounding areas - it's not really necessary that we open another one here.

As for your last chapter - I don't know what to say. You obviously enjoyed our concept, and it is really good to read this sometimes - then we obviously do something right. But it is definitely not everything that perfect here at Livingstone's Lodge :) . Anyway - I will pass your compliments to all our staff.

I hope to see you soon back at the Lodge.

Giotto

Wicked Roger

02-19-09, 18:40

Giotto

Are you trying to enter the UAE without being seen by Piper or me because this photo proves you have been caught......

BTW, they taste yummy (hazlenut) but are a tad expensive - never thought those words would be used in the same sentence as Giotto :D

Have fun

Piper1

02-19-09, 21:48

... they taste yummy (hazlenut) It's a product Giotto just put on the market. Inside the wrappers are life-size chocolate replicas of Giotto's erect little fellow - made from a mould of his little fellow during an oily massage. I told him I don't think they will be a big-seller. Women love chocolate, but they don't like those mini bite-size chocolates - they prefer fulfilling man-sized. :D

Tiger 888

02-19-09, 21:59

Giotto, if you ever go to the UAE, leave your favouite poppy seed rolls you bought from Otto's in Thailand or you'll be jailed. No, that's not a joke.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/news/article3333905.ece
Don't even eat them before you travel:

It is also important for travelers to know that like cyclists in the Tour de France, the UAE may test your bodily fluids and could arrest you if traces of a banned substance is found in your body. A male who had smoked weed a day before traveling to the UAE was imprisoned for four years when the drugs were detected in his bodily fluids. The traces in bodily fluids meets the UAE definition of possession.

Weird One

02-20-09, 10:14

I would like to ask the guys in the forum if anyone knows how much it is to take out one of the girls from Tulip for 1 or 2 days & nights?

Thanks in advance

Giotto

02-22-09, 18:53

Back from Phuket. I had to suffer for 4 days...

Coming back - it's even worse, the Vice President is here!

Since I became 48 my life really goes down the hill :) ...

Giotto

Giotto

02-22-09, 19:26

It's a product Giotto just put on the market. Inside the wrappers are life-size chocolate replicas of Giotto's erect little fellow - made from a mould of his little fellow during an oily massage. I told him I don't think they will be a big-seller. Women love chocolate, but they don't like those mini bite-size chocolates - they prefer fulfilling man-sized. :DPipeman,

We had discussions within the marketing team whether we can really offer real size [chocolate] replicas ... and we came to the result that nobody would be interested to buy 2.5 kg of chocolate. I proposed Pipeman-sized quantities then, but the requested minimum sales weight was 20 g, and we did not expect customers to bring microscopes to the shopping malls.

The product sells well now - we obviously found the right compromise :) !

Giotto

Stiffoak 571

02-22-09, 20:16

Back from Phuket. I had to suffer for 4 days.

Coming back - it's even worse, the Vice President is here!

Since I became 48 my life really goes down the hill.

GiottoWhat is wrong with Phuket?

Giotto

02-22-09, 21:02

What is wrong with Phuket?Stiffoak 571,

YOu are right, it's not much wrong with Phuket, but with Patong. It is Pattaya 2 - even worse now.

It's a question of style - I believe, I simply don'y like it. It's a shithole now.

Giotto

Member #3428

02-22-09, 21:11

Stiffoak 571,

YOu are right, it's not much wrong with Phuket, but with Patong. It is Pattaya 2 - even worse now.

It's a question of style - I believe, I simply don'y like it. It's a shithole now.

Giotto

I gotta agree... I disliked Patong very much as well. I stayed at Le Meridien just to get away from Patong when I was there. The best thing about that hotel was it's own cove area and away from patong. That unfortunately is the nicest thing I can say about the area.

Giotto

02-22-09, 21:22

I gotta agree... I disliked Patong very much as well. I stayed at Le Meridien just to get away from Patong when I was there. The best thing about that hotel was it's own cove area and away from patong. That unfortunately is the nicest thing I can say about the area.Tansak KTV,

The Le Meridian "seams" to have an own private beach. Now - that is basically not possible in Thailand, nobody can own a beach...by law!

Except - if the SON is shareholder of a company like "Le Meridian" ...

I just vomitted on the table --- but TIT.

Disgusting! Disgusting! --- I need to get out of here!

Giotto

Member #3428

02-22-09, 21:27

Tansak KTV,

The Le Meridian "seams" to have an own private beach. Now - that is basically not possible in Thailand, nobody can own a beach...by law!

Except - if the SON is shareholder of a company like "Le Meridian" ...

I just vomitted on the table --- but TIT.

Disgusting! Disgusting! --- I need to get out of here!

Giotto

Glad I made your night... :)

I could have cared less who was a shareholder when I was in Patong, as long as it got me away from that crap in Patong I was happy (plus they gave me a great club room).

If I remember correctly... they were advertising it as their own private beach exclusive to them... hum.... Oh well...

Stiffoak 571

02-22-09, 22:08

Which bit of Patong (or all of it) do you dislike?

I found Bangla Road just another version of Cowboy/Nana

What really got me was the pushy over-familiar salesmen in suits/clothes shops and how I got conned buying 5 items and they took 2 out of the bag while I was paying for them!

But also found good food, lively entertainment and for me it is important as the centre of the diving community which remains my ticket to Thailand.

I christened it "Tropical Margate" which makes no sense to anyone non-English.

1Ball

02-23-09, 03:01

Spending a very nice relaxing few days at LL with the GF. Things seem very quiet here, which is how I like it. Either we are eating breakfast when everyone is still sleeping, or people just are not in the mood for breakfast, as they are "eating in".

The staff has new uniforms, white shirts, with thin navy blue ties, with a big "L" embroidered. Very smart, I like it, and they seem to like it too. Food, as usual is superb.

Have not made it into the sports lounge this trip, too busy running after the GF trying to curb her appetite for shopping, but we may stay in for dinner tonight, and have a meal with the chairman and family. Will have to go in and check the new ladies. I have watched several walk in and out, and they seem quite lovely.

Mick Ireland

02-23-09, 20:13

Hi Giotto

Can you please tell me if tack still works at Livingstones.

Stiffoak 571

02-23-09, 21:54

spending a very nice relaxing few days at LL with the GF. Things seem very quiet here, which is how I like it. either we are eating breakfast when everyone is still sleeping, or people just are not in the mood for breakfast, as they are "eating in".

The staff has new uniforms, white shirts, with thin navy blue ties, with a big "L" embroidered. Very smart, I like it, and they seem to like it too.

Food, as usual is superb.

Have not made it into the sports lounge this trip, too busy running after the GF trying to curb her appetite for shopping, but we may stay in for dinner tonight, and have a meal with the chairman and family. Will have to go in and check the new ladies. I have watched several walk in and out, and they seem quite lovely.Just say you want to go in to watch the footie - That's what I was doing last year watching Liverpool v Man U then Mamasan offered me alternative viewing! Look forward to meeting the newies when I arrive end of March.

M P Lurker

02-24-09, 00:45

I found Bangla Road just another version of Cowboy/Nana

What really got me was the pushy over-familiar salesmen in suits/clothes shops and how I got conned buying 5 items and they took 2 out of the bag while I was paying for them!

I think its like Nana with all those ladyboys. Not like Cowboy.

I wouldn't recommend shopping there.

I enjoyed Krabi and Phi Phi Island more than Patong last time. Its better to stay on a quiter beech like Karoen or Kata, but mongers can still go to Patong at night.

Member #3428

02-24-09, 05:14

Can you please tell me if tack still works at Livingstones.

As of last month she was still gone (and good for her).

Giotto

02-24-09, 06:45

Hi Giotto

Can you please tell me if tack still works at Livingstones.Mick Ireland,

Sadly she is not back yet.

Giotto

Traveler1234

02-24-09, 18:39

As of last month she was still gone (and good for her).
Are we referring to Taek or Tak, the very photogenic and slightly older cutie, who has been there for several years by now?

He was my stateside wingman's favorite and will be disappointed to her she's gone ;)

Member #3428

02-24-09, 20:08

Are we referring to Taek or Tak, the very photogenic and slightly older cutie, who has been there for several years by now?

He was my stateside wingman's favorite and will be disappointed to her she's gone ;)

Yes that is the one...

Traveler1234

02-24-09, 20:47

Yes that is the one...

She finally landed a rich sugar daddy - good for her. I know she'll be missed ;)

Giotto

02-24-09, 20:52

She finally landed a rich sugar daddy - good for her. I know she'll be missed ;)She will be back, one day :).

Giotto

Traveler1234

02-25-09, 05:07

She will be back, one day :)
Giotto

Yes, she will be back, if not to LL, somewhere else...LOL.

By the way, any update on the Duck?

Stiffoak 571

02-25-09, 19:36

She will be back, one day :).

GiottoLest we forget - tack having dinner March 08

M P Lurker

02-25-09, 22:12

Lest we forget - Tack having dinner March 08
Not so long ago, I rang the bell, and got introduced to all the girls. Taek asked me how come we had never previously got to know each other?

The answer was really quite simple. She was so fucking busy and popular, that she was hardly ever actually available LOL.

Member #3428

02-25-09, 22:22

She was so fucking busy and popular, that she was hardly ever actually available LOL.

I'm there a lot, and I'd say 80% of the time she was never around. It was rare to see her and she was a friend of the girl I was with. Would talk to her on the phone a lot but she was always off in another city with some punter...

Amazing... But with her personal life / situation, I hope she stays out. But as Giotto says... it's hard to get them to stay out of the bars. Didn't soap fan's girl stop Big C and go back to the soapy even...

I even got the new number to certain flower girl even though she's been taken away...

M P Lurker

02-26-09, 10:17

Didn't soap fan's girl stop working Big C and go back to the soapy even...

To be clear, this my Utopia girl (not GF).

Yeah, her Thai BF wanted to fuck too many times a day (and its hard to blame him) and then the savings ran out.
So return to Utopia. She claims she is only interested in Farang now but doesn't speak much English yet, so that's tough. Left school at very young age.
I think she nows sees a possible future in America with someone a lot younger and hotter than me.

NicFrenchy

02-26-09, 13:50

I think she nows sees a possible future in America with someone a lot younger and hotter than me.

And how about France?

Slylock

02-26-09, 17:13

And how about France?

What about France? Just messing with you. :)

Traveler1234

02-26-09, 20:35

Lest we forget - tack having dinner March 08

LOL - great shot, she is extremely photogenic and enjoys her picture taken. And I recall you were 'smitten' by her during your last visit ;)

Stiffoak 571

02-26-09, 22:49

LOL. Great shot, she is extremely photogenic and enjoys her picture taken. And I recall you were 'smitten' by her during your last visit In a way yes. No illusions beyond the time I was with her. When we had the drink up the State Tower at the Dome as the sun set over the river something like that stays with you. Romantic past the remit of this forum!

She did "mention" if I wanted to take her to Phuket as well but that was never going to happen. Ok she isn't at the Lodge when I arrive in 4 weeks then I do something different (to find the new Tack would be wrong way to go about things)

What would have been interesting would have been if she had been there. Would I have gone with her again for my time in BKK or if I went for someone else in bar would that make me "butterfly"?

For my first time in Bangkok she was perfect but everything moves on:

"we can't return we can only look behind from where we came and go on and on and on in this circle game" J. Mitchell

Ps you have a very good memory for these things from a year ago. I remember my first evening at the Lodge not sure if I'd know anyone and finding I was sat next to you and Mick!

NicFrenchy

02-27-09, 01:46

Hi Phuquer,

It was really a pleasure to meet you yesterday.
I did not get a change to thank you in person for paying my drink, I realised when they brought me my bill (it was too low to be true) so Thanks a lot.

I will return the favor next time we meet (probably your next trip)

Cheers
Nic

Giotto

02-27-09, 05:09

...
It was really a pleasure to meet you yesterday.
...
Yep!!!

Those two BESTARDS were sitting at my table yesterday for hours - exchanging information about their expeirences and good places.

Later then they moved on (--> Massage Parlour Thread :) ) and had some fun, and I had to stay here, imprisoned at the Lodge, permanently guarded by Mrs. Giotto.

What life that is :( ...

Giotto

PS: I hope everybody knows that I accept this suffering only to support the ISG :) !

Member #3428

02-27-09, 05:16

I had to stay here, imprisoned at the Lodge, permanently guarded by Mrs. Giotto.

What life that is :( ...!

I'll be there in two weeks and am glad to assist you in getting into trouble (er I mean taking you out for coffee).

I know the knives are being sharpened for me as we speak so I'd love the company.....

Giotto

02-27-09, 05:53

I'll be there in two weeks and am glad to assist you in getting into trouble (er I mean taking you out for coffee).

I know the knives are being sharpened for me as we speak so I'd love the company.....Tansak KTV,

Can we somehow arrange a meeting in the "Ministry of Foreign Affairs" to discuss issues about hotel arrangements for diplomats from countries located somewhere out there in the oceans :) ?

That would be a good reason ...

Giotto

PS: I think that Mrs. Giotto reads this thread right now :( ...

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02-27-09, 06:11

Tansak KTV,

Can we somehow arrange a meeting in the "Ministry of Foreign Affairs" to discuss issues about hotel arrangements for diplomats from countries located somewhere out there in the oceans :) ?

That would be a good reason ...

Giotto

PS: I think that Mrs. Giotto reads this thread right now :( ...

Well actually this trip is 1/2 personal and 1/2 work related but security for us diplomats are of concern and we are on heightened alert (actually no shit). But I'm a little more worried about ducks and knives on the personal side. Trade is more of the meetings this time but there is the strong possibility of forming new alliances and relations, inside and outside the normal business establishments.

Due to recent history I would think that Mrs. G might be smiling that I could be forming new relations between our two countries. Right now it's either LL or another place but I'm a little worried about pulling in an external disagreement into LL. My country and another region from Isan are having some political turmoil currently and the news will surely get released where that I am in town.

And Mrs. G know's I'm a gentleman at all times so I'm sure she would welcome that I escort you out during the day. You can tell her that a few flower girls have volunteered to ensure my safety and I'm sure they can assist you as well.

Giotto

02-27-09, 06:50

...but i'm a little worried about pulling in an external disagreement into ll. my country and another region from isan are having some political turmoil currently and the news will surely get released where that i am in town.

and mrs. g know's i'm a gentleman at all times so i'm sure she would welcome that i escort you out during the day. you can tell her that a few flower girls have volunteered to ensure my safety and i'm sure they can assist you as well.tansak ktv,

don't worry about external disagreements ... we are used to that.

but your description of the actual problems of international politics made me think. there was a meeting between a high ranking (female) isaan politician and the (female) president of livingstone's yesterday [whilst i had to listen to the stories of those phuquer / nicfrenchy bestards :)].

it first seamed to be a standard information exchange, but the meeting somehow got heated in a later stage. the kitchen had to bring some tools to the table: 2 knifes for potato peeling, a butcher blade and a steak hammer. they then ordered a huge number of medium sized green cucumbers and potatoes, and somehow practiced an kind of ritual:

every time they took one cucumber and two potatoes (god knows why). then they started the ritual with peeling those vegetables. afterwards one of them took the butcher blade chopped the peeled cucumber into tiny slices, while the other one took the steak hammer in both hands (!) and smashed the peeled potatoes on the table (two loud bangs !!!) ...

after each ritual both of those ladies looked towards nicfrency and phuquer, or was it towards me - difficult to say :). disturbung was, that they looked quite angry :( ...

they conducted the ritual about 20 - 30 times ... hmmm, it was something like a training session methinks.

anyway - somehow everything calmed down later, and we had a special dinner: mashed potatoes with cucumber salad :) .

i don't think you have to be too worried about any political tensions :d !

giotto