Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

[Fon Tok]

Fon Tok,...there is little evidence you are branching out to select fat or flabby ones....but just lying there getting a blow job is no good...You won't burn calories. ;)Ok Mick. Here's one for partial proof of evidence: not too young. Not skinny. But she sure could burn a lot of (my) calories with her fantastic mouth!

[Travellar22]

Now finally my personal views about the place where I did stay for almost 12 days .I did e mail and sms to aunty G before coming but to be very frank as I was not sure of exact date of traveling so only informed him that I will be coming as soon as my arrangements of travel are formalized and I will just inform a day earlier. Now this was a very high season going on because of Chinese new year time and Lodge was going full most of time and customers were having prior bookings but still I did face no problems at all and Aunty G made it sure that I am booked in a very nice junior executive suite with an over view of lovely pool.

Before coming I requested for yellow pages directory and personal news paper which I wanted for the purpose of finding numbers and addresses of escort agencies or massage parlors and both were given to me without asking twice.

These both how ever were not helpful for me as there were literally nothing in them from my point of mongering interest loll. Mr. G must be worried when he would have come to know regarding my demands and must have thought that a medical doctor is considering changing the profession and might be starting some new business.
That’s why the moment Mr. G saw me he told me that your list is already done with an inquisitive look though he never asked me that why the hell I wanted these things in my room even before my arrival.

This proved that though Mr. G is quite busy in his stock making activities all day but still he has a system which informs him of the nitty gritty all the time and he is well aware of what is happening.

Now coming to the room it was nice very clean but still I would suggest that at least in junior suites a small table with two small sitters must be made available as when one is in room he has no choice but to sit or lye on bed and there is no proper place to sit and if u have any guest in room either a girl or a man u have no place to offer them to sit. Though Mr. G is of the view that guys have nothing to do by coming in guest’s room and if at all u have managed to drag a girl in room then she should be laid immediately instead of sitting and wasting time loll.

House keeping was perfect all the time and they knew when to set the room and never took much time and was always done when ever I was out or asked them to do so and may be now its time to change towels with new ones and I am sure they will be on way and Mr. G would have ordered for new lot as now time for older one is over almost.

All the time guest friendly what we call GF and no one notices ever my stunners coming out and coming in otherwise at times I would have placed my self in a embarrassing situation as I was my self ashamed to see those guests entering in my room and I was asking myself the definition of stunner.

Any how it was nice of Mr. G and Mrs. G they never asked me to explain my idea of a stunner though I could see smiles in corner of their eyes at times.

Food was always lovely in the restaurant and sports bar I would rate is the best in soi 33.

At least for guests of hotel as it’s a very good place to pass time play pool have drinks and talk to girls even if u r not taking them out and if one is waiting for late night activities to start as mostly night places take kick start in Bangkok after 10:00 pm and one cant sit in room to wait for that.

No pressure from any where to buy drinks or to take girls and mamasaan is a typical lady who is controlling girls and it is very interesting to see her how she does this and if one day she is very friendly to u if u have bought her a drink or two and next day if u have ignored her she will pay back in same coin and I must say she is very professional and believes firmly in money makes the mere go loll.

I must rate that on an average best girls are found here in sports bar as I have visited other bars repeatedly during my stay and have found a girl or two good and rest as crap but here lot is much better in average and Mr. G is maintaining good stable though he is really tired of all the games and tricks of these girls and does not rank them high enough in his business pyramid and I do differ with him on this issue and think that much should more be done on this front as it’s a good business attraction for the place.

Hotel staff is very polite and especially the waiters and waitresses at restaurant and they treat u as real friend when they see u frequently eating out there and always gave special attention. Reception desk to me was good in the sense that if u smile with them they will obviously smile back to u and vise versa. English speaking ability is limited with almost all the girls except Nancy and at times they don’t understand what u need. However they took excellent care of me and my laundry and even I got checked out when I was on my way to Hua Hinn they took care of clothes and iron etc and I had no problems in getting them back in time.

Now let me be very straight all these things we expect naturally at all the good hotels where ever we stay and we get them and may be much better than them but the friendship and attention I get here I cant get any where else even if I spend 100 times more than what I spend here and its this friendship with Mr. G and Mrs. G which pulls me here back again and again. I have found two very lovely friends in life in their shape and I am grateful to them and especially Mrs. G who treats me so well and I have the honor of eating food cooked by her own hands many times and the way these both remember in personal dinners it is just out of the world and I do consider this place as my second home where I can find lot of ISG friends from different countries and I am thankful to all of them whom I met though I don’t know their nicks here so pl forgive me for not mentioning names here.

Thank you very much for bearing my long reports.

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[Petemcc]

Mr G
I fully appreciate, having visited and partaken of your hospitality, that Livingstone's is an up-market establishment.

Now then, I have recently, (and will continue to do so), worked on some non-P4P girls from Bangkok.
Clearly, as a complete and utter bastard, and being married, marriage is not on the table, but I wonder if any packages are? I mean restaurant, not shagging-that's my problem.


Do you have a 'bring a potential ****, wine her and dine her, make her feel important with flowers and shit' package, which may ultimately lead her to deciding to stay the night?

I mean, we could go to any restaurant, but sampling your food, it is bloody good, so have you any packages, maybe with a complimentary BF thrown in if it all goes to shit?

Pete

[Piper1]

Now finally my personal views about the place where I did stay for almost 12 days ....I have found two very lovely friends in I am grateful to them and especially Mrs. G who treats me so well and I have the honor of eating food cooked by her own hands many times and the way these both remember in personal dinners it is just out of the world and I do consider this place as my second home...That's what it's all about. You'll never find that personal touch at a chain-hotel. Looking forward to my next layover to meet up with the lovely Mrs G, the lovely Guido, and ... what's the owners name again? ;)

Great report T22.


Thank you very much for bearing my long reports.Haven't read them all yet (too long for my short attention span), but the replies to your reports suggest you fell in love with a virgin on Soi 33. Awww. :)

[Giotto]

Tansak KTV (Foreign Affairs) arrived two days ago - as usual he stays in a good hotel (not Livingstone's) and only takes is Pool training lessons here at the Lodge.

The Vice President is on the way, arriving tomorrow night.

We had some quiet weeks to recover from the last board meeting ... I should not complain :) .


Giotto

[Travellar22]

Thank u very much Piper for liking the reports no i did not fall in love with her but yes some how or other chemistry did match because i always look for good gfe experience full of emotions and care and that she gave me without any doubt and may Mr G will endorce this or may be not.

I wish sometimes Piper u r there and I may also come there as love to have great time there with good people around.

Regards to all my friends.

[1Ball]

Tansak KTV (Foreign Affairs) arrived two days ago - as usual he stays in a good hotel (not Livingstone's) and only takes is Pool training lessons here at the Lodge.

The Vice President is on the way, arriving tomorrow night.

We had some quiet weeks to recover from the last board meeting ... I should not complain :) .


Giotto
Damn, and I thought I was going to be able to slip in incognito.
Please, no photographers waiting by the tusks tomorrow night.

Tansak, you lucky bestard, staying in a real hotel. One day, I might get a real job, and get that perk too....;) (will walk in around 21.30, in time for a quick drink, and a dash to Suziewong, in time for the "Micklicker" show.)

Piper, drink friday night? have to make it early though, up at the crack of dawn saturday with a quick 5 hour R/T to KWI.

[Piper1]

Piper, drink friday night? have to make it early though, up at the crack of dawn saturday Early is good. Meet you at 11pm when the clubs are just starting to get interesting. ;)

[1Ball]

Early is good. Meet you at 11pm when the clubs are just starting to get interesting. ;)
Ha, I'll be in bed at 11.00, with that cute balinese girl you are going to introduce me to. :D
Thanks friend.

[Member #3428]

Tansak KTV (Foreign Affairs) arrived two days ago - as usual he stays in a good hotel (not Livingstone's) and only takes is Pool training lessons here at the Lodge.

The Vice President is on the way, arriving tomorrow night.

We had some quiet weeks to recover from the last board meeting ... I should not complain :) .


Giotto

Sorry for my late reply... as some of U know my "good" hotel has wonderful features like my front door of the apartment falling off, internet not working so they need to tear up the roof, the shower knobs falling off at the worst time etc... Talk about crappy construction. Last night we almost left our "good" hotel and wen't back to LL to see if we could sleep on the pool table ;)

And of course I've been busy with more then just pool training... I've been feeding some girls because they tell that their tee rak's are coming in to see them and they need get power for all their tee rak's... The funny thing is that I am not joking, we don't need a ISG Thai Travel page we just need to ask the LL girls who's coming in when. :)

It is unfair... I can drink with the girls, I can feed the girls, I can lose in pool to them but I am not allowed to take them home. :( How is this fair? What kind of operation U running G??

Anyways... Giotto knows how to reach me... and if anyone wants to reach me the girls at LL can probably reach me through my prison warden if U don't see a fat bald farang getting his a$$ kicked in pool at night.

[Member #3428]

The girl I'm with asked to see the Livingstone Web Site the other day. I said sure... being the good little tropper I am I pulled up http://www.livingstones.co.th/ and she said... where are the reports about the girls? Acting all innocent I said "what reports are those? I don't know what U are talking about honey" She replied, the site where you guys post items about the girls and the hotel. Still to this day I'm maintaining my innocence even when one girl asked me last night if I happen to see the report about her.

And just now the girl with me comes out of the bedroom when I'm doing PM's to U BESTARDS about tonights SW's encounter and the plans for the next week and such and she asks me what work I'm doing this early in the morning when I told her I was going to go to fitness.

So U guys force me to be late because I had to take her back to bed and get her mind on other things ;). Amazing the effort and sacrafices I make for ISG.

[1Ball]

I told her I was going to go to fitness.

So U guys force me to be late because I had to take her back to bed and get her mind on other things ;). Amazing the effort and sacrifices I make for ISG.
So you got your fitness in after all. ;)

[Member #3428]

So you got your fitness in after all. ;)

I've been getting around the clock fitness... ;) So much that I must have dropped 24 kg already. Best diet routine in the world. Maybe this should be the new marketing approach for LL...

[Giotto]

...
Now let me be very straight all these things we expect naturally at all the good hotels where ever we stay and we get them and may be much better than them but the friendship and attention I get here I cant get any where else even if I spend 100 times more than what I spend here and its this friendship with Mr. G and Mrs. G which pulls me here back again and again. I have found two very lovely friends in life in their shape and I am grateful to them and especially Mrs. G who treats me so well and I have the honor of eating food cooked by her own hands many times and the way these both remember in personal dinners it is just out of the world and I do consider this place as my second home where I can find lot of ISG friends from different countries and I am thankful to all of them whom I met though I don’t know their nicks here so pl forgive me for not mentioning names here.

Thank you very much for bearing my long reports.
...
Travellar22,

WOW, thanks for all your reports, and - I don't know what to say.

The facts first: Seat groups - I am personally a friend of space - and I don't like if rooms are overloaded with furniture. But you are right, there are some rooms which have enough space to put a seat group in there, especially some of the Junior Suites - we will check that, and you might find things changed when you come here next time :) .

And correct, new towels are ordered already, it happens every 6 month that some older towels are sorted out...normal hotel business.

As for your second home - besides the fact that I got dressed up one day to go with you to Pegasus Club for finding stunners (:):):)) - and you then left me sitting here at Livingstone's, crying all night because of the missed chance to get away from the tiger - we really had a good time here. I remember all the discussions with the other ISG members staying here, we even analyzed world politics and the possible outcome of the elections in your country. I was watching you finding / developing your own personal stunner - well done, my friend.

I hope that things are ok in your home country, and looking forward to seeing you back at the Lodge asap! I think somebody else is waiting, too :) ...


Giotto

[Montrealer2]

hello fellow isg brothers,

this is my 1st ever trip to los. this particular leg of my journey has me in bkk for 16 nights. i booked at giotto's for 8 nights. and after 8 satisfying days, i decided to extend my stay at this particular lodge for yet another 8, also taking advantage of his isg promotion!

i have a superior room (don't need a jacuzzi! ) and am very well pleased with it. it's about 2000b per night. the ceilings are high (which makes the room feel bigger than it is), and the furniture is simple and neat. the queen bed is extremely comfortable. the tv has cable (several movie channels) and the ac works just fine. the room is equipped with a phone and a fully stocked mini-fridge, with a large closet to hang your clothes. the main lights are equipped with dimmers, which came in handy on more than one occasion (devilsih grin: hihihihihi).

my personal favourite area of this room is the bathroom. real nice! the stone-wall look is truly pleasing to the eye, and actually makes my digestive system work better lol. the toilet itself is super-clean, sturdy, top notch and flushes excellent. there are ample clean towels (body, hand and face towels. 3 of each! ). i am very picky when it comes to linen, and i must say that they are very clean here. on one occasion, i spotted a small stain on the underside of my pillow (during the day, immediately after my room was made. i hate stains on my pillow), so i kindly asked the maid to change it, which she did ever so kindly. she actually had a frantically embarrased look on her face as if she had committed a travesty! i assured her that it was ok! the modern bathroom sink is something else. very chic! the shower area is also above average. another bonus is that the shower is seperated from the toilet area by an approximately 1/4 ft high ceramic step, such that the water doesn't trickle out and flood the entire bathroom, as was the case in several other rooms that i stayed at in los!

i did, however, notice a few microscopic little ants hovering in and around my sink (probably coming through a crack sowehere). they seem to be emenating from behind the sink. there are always 1 to 3 tiny ants running around in or on the sink each time i go into the bathroom. i'm not whining here, i'm just trying to remain as objective as possible. it doesn't bother me, but i did notice it, and it is obviously not a positive. however, i'm certain that with some bug repellant, they can obliterate this forever!

the breakfast is included. what i like most about breakfast is that is runs from 8am to 3pm! you sit by the swimming pool too, which is nice and peaceful! i pretty much have bacon, eggs and toast with marmelade, with oj and tea every day! the service is excellent. i wish they had pancakes or waffles (with syrup, not honey) on the menu to change it up once in a while! but that's ok. keep in mind that the last resort i stayed at (in pattaya) was the 5-star marriott, where their buffet breakfasts were more suitable for hungry barbarians! (absolutely amazing). but i am aware that this place is not marriott, and if it were, i certainly wouldn't be paying 2000b a night! so for what i am paying, this place gets my 2 thumbs way up! i also had a great dinner here, where i wolfed down there 250g argentinian steak, which came with potatoes and vegetables. very tasty! and on another occasion, i ordered a late-night "snack" just before the kitchen closed at midnight. the pad-thai plate that was resented to me looked like a work of art. the shrimp that came with it, was beyond jumbo. it was the size of my hand! i wolfed down that plate like a hyena! superb!

the rest of the time, i've been going around town with my thai gf and eating everywhere, just to spice it up a bit. their sports bar is cute also, equipped with a rather solid sound system. their hostesses are ample and very pretty to look at. i had the chance to spend some time with one lovely hostess (report to follow in the bkk thread on isg). they have one nice pool table, which is usually backed up by one or 2 couples waiting to play (b30 per game). but, i didn't mind waiting, as my hostess was keeping me perturbed! lol giotto likes to sometimes play the role of dj where he plays anything from eminem to bon jovi to ultra nate to eric clapton to dr. alban to rolling stones & elvis back to grandmaster flash! he has a rather extensive mp3 collection which i rummaged through one afternoon! i must admit that most of the receptionists are cute as hell, and i certainly would love to entertain some of them. but, out of respect for them and their jobs, i haven't and don't plan on making any moves! i spent some time at their one computer station, taking advantage of the free internet. internet speed was average to good. they also have a fan right next to the station, so that if it gets too hot or humid you can manually turn on the fan! on several occasions, the attentive staff would turn it on for me, before i could have the chance to even think about it! giotto (and wife) and guido are absolutely wonderful and very friendly/worldly. i had the chance to speak to giotto on several occasions, sometimes long conversations about anything and everything (from women to politics, from music to the stock market). he is very well-informed and gave me much advice re: the bkk "scene". he is a class act. but he must smoke less! he is a cigarette chimney lol i am happy that i have made his aquaintance and consider him now as a friend! i highly recommend staying at giotto's.

i have spoken lol

m2

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[Kenya69]

This report has been awhile in the making and is still ongoing. Been back in Canada for over a month now and still trying to get over being back in this lousy weather. It seems like it has snowed everyday since I have been home. I had the pleasure of staying at the lodge for 21 nights over my month long vacation and enjoyed every minute I was there. I liked it so much I have already booked and paid for my flight back there in Jan. I have also been in negotiations with Guido to get a room. He told me when I left he might have a room for me next year so if I book early I don't think he can refuse me. Can he? What a joker. I can't miss the big Birthday party. (whatever year it is in the life of Mr. Giotto)I learn’t too late in my vacation from a very wise man (PassinThrough) that I should have been taking notes. I am writing this report by memory and we all know how hard that is to do once you hit your 40s.

I arrived at the new airport via New York on Saturday Jan 19. An hour through customs and getting my luggage and sorting out taxis. My trip to Livingstone’s from the airport was relatively painless but I am sure I overpaid or over tipped for which I am sorry to other members. This was my first trip to Asia and I was anxious to get settled in. The drivers don’t seem to know where it is but after awhile we stumbled across it. I was met at the taxi by a nice gentleman who carried my big heavy bag to the counter where I was greeted by the very lovely Nancy and the very professional and all round nice guy Guido. Check in was a breeze and I was escorted to my Junior Suite by Nancy and shown how everything worked. The room was very clean and to me it was as good as any 5 star hotel I have stayed in Canada or the US or Caribbean. The Double Jacuzzi was nice along with the stand up shower. The fabulous girls from the sportsbar I had the pleasure of spending time with used the Jacuzzi but for me it was too hot. Here in Canada I am used to sitting in a hot tub outdoors in the middle of winter so for me it was not a necessity but the room was spacious which I did like. The room internet connection was up and down all the while I was there but it always worked in the restaurant so I could do my work there. Towards the end of my stay the problem was found and has been correced. Thanks Mr. G. My one and only problem at the lodge was the goddamn mosquitos. While talking with Mr G I told him about propane traps we have in Canada and right away he found a supplier in Bangkok on the internet and when I left I think he had them ordered so they might be a thing of the past. Hopefully because the little bastards sure drain blood from my skinny white legs.

I would also like to say I did not receive nor did I ask for any ISG discount for my room. I paid full price for my room every night I stayed there. Too shy to ask for it I guess. Next time Mr. Guido I will be begging you for it.

The first couple of nights I did not go into the sportsbar as I am the shy type and need to be drinking to be around strangers. I did have the pleasure of meeting Giotto who I came to know much better over the next month. He is a first class guy and a true gentelman and always has time to answer questions from his customers. He seems to spend a big part of his day doing this as you see people with him all the time at his hangout between the bar and the pool.

The food and service at the restaurant to me was exceptional. I eat at restaurants all the time due to my work and I would personally rate this 5 star. The waiters and waitresses are exceptional. The food is first class and I personally liked everything I tried on the menu. Other than breakfast which was good I had at least 1 meal there every day I stayed there. Everything I tried was good. I got to know the waitresses very well and they take very much pride in there work and are commited to Livingstone's. I think they are treated very good by Mr. And Mrs. G and his management.

There is alot of useless imformation here in some peoples eyes. I would hope people would bear with me as I am not a writer of Travellar22's caliper nor most other members here on the board. I think a good thing like the lodge deserves much praise. This is my first attempt and with experience I will get better. I would like to say that reading Travellar22 's report has been very enjoyable and having the pleasure of meeting him and having dinner and drinks with him a few times that he is a true gentelman and a class act. I hope to cross paths with him in the near future. Part 2 to follow on the sportsbar and girls. I must go shovel more goddamn snow.

[NicFrenchy]

However, I'm certain that with some bug repellant, they can obliterate this forever! In Bangkok? pretty difficult in my opinion. My condo has Pest Control Professionals come in every month and Spray the Whole Building + Inside the appartments, the Ants are still there.

Also, I don't suggest you look in a Street's hole then, chances of seeing a Rat (and not a small one) is very high LOL.

[Kenya69]

My third night after having a few rum and cokes at the bar, talking to the very personable bartenders Chad and Tum and watching the parade of beautiful young ladies come up to the bar for drinks I decided to check out the Sportsbar. After a quick hand to mouth breath check I headed in. I was given a table and sat down and ordered another rum and coke of which I would drink many of that night. There were many beautiful girls there and it is very hard especially for a newbie to chose. I sat there for awhile and observed the comings and goings at the bar. I was not hasseled nor was anybody else that came into the bar hasseled to buy lady drinks. After a short time a girl asked me to play pool so I kindly accepted and asked a couple other girls to play with us. They were all very beautiful girls. We played pool for awhile and I bought many drinks and drank many of those drinks myself. After awhile I figured I was a better man than I really was and barfined all 3 girls. My first night in the bar and I thought I was full of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) and vinegar. We left the sportsbar and went to a disco which is in the lower level of a parking garage. Not sure of the name. We all continued to drink and had a good time dancing. Wherever we were there seemed to be alot of available girls. In my eyes most of them were hot but I am just a newbie and I was very drunk by this time. Some fat western chick said something nasty to the girls on the way out and I kindly told her to F___ O__. Ignorant cow. We left there and headed to a outdoor restaurant. I was pretty in the bag by this time but I remember the food being very tasty. It was very spicy also as I had a bad case of burning hoop for 2 days. After we ate we went back to the room. I had fun with two girls while the third slept. I felt like a porn star. You guys remember that newbie feeling. It was actually a relief that she slept because I knew by then that 2 girls is plenty for me. I was not the man that the rum made me think I was. She slept through the night and I woke her up with the other girls when it was time to go. I paid her but not as much as I paid the two performers. These girls do not have a easy life but they are trully a pleasure to hang out with. They did buy me a few drinks throughout the night which I thought was pretty cool. I probably could have said something but to me it was not a big deal as I was on a extended vacation for the first time in my life and did not want to ruin the good vibe coming from Livingstone’s. I will not put myself in a position to let it happen again as I will only take from the sportsbar or any bar what I now know I can handle. This was one of my many learning experiences on my first trip. Believe me there were many. Off to the Phillippines next day so I take it easy that night. Will report on that trip in the proper section.

Part 3 to follow soon. Please bear with me as I am trying my best.

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[Giotto]

...
Clearly, as a complete and utter bastard, and being married, marriage is not on the table, but I wonder if any packages are? I mean restaurant, not shagging-that's my problem.
...
Petemcc,

Sorry for the late reply, I had to think about it. Interesting concept.

We offer "Set Dinners" sometimes, an all-included price for a dinner for two. And we sometimes arrange special events for long time customers, e.g. as a birthday surprise for the wife/GF including dinner, birthday cake with singing of all our staff, flowers presented by the husband, champagne in the right moment, and the a room available upstairs.

The combination of a "dating" dinner with an alternative bar fine included is unknown up to now. And I personally don't want to combine this - if you are going for something and it does not work - you are free to return to the Sports Lounge later and find somebody, but it is always the customer who has to check out whether the chemistry with a specific girl of the bar is ok or not. I don't want to get involved into that.

Btw.: It is "Bestard", you Bestard :) !

See you in June/July!


Giotto

[Giotto]

Reading the reviews of the past few days I realize that we are obviously living at an insect farm here. Just think about renaming Livingstone's to

Louis Pasteur's Institute for Insect Research :):):)

Cockroaches, ants, mosquitos ... somebody found beatles or grashoppers in a room already :) ?


Giotto

[Travellar22]

Thanks G for your comments and don't embarrass me for that pegasus incidence as I know the way you were very dressed that night and I promise we will go next time even if you are in your shorts loll.

I think Lodge should have more pool tables as some times too many people want to play and have to wait for long especially when Mr G is trying to become champion loll. Miss T plays wonderfully well and Mrs G too.

Kenya 69 you are a wonderful friend and I remember the way you stuck to your girls as they were very happy to be with you and tequella party thrown by you for all bar persons present there on the last night before your departure. I also remember femine created by you in sports bar for others while you were bar fining so many girls and other customers holding dicks in their hands waiting for you to go back loll just jocking plz don't mind. It was really a fun to be with you and passin through too and I don't remember other people nicks if Mr G helps us in introducing their nicks so that we can tell stories which may not sound interesting to them loll.

G as some one else is also waiting so will have to come back in June or July but stucked as want to have fun with girls too so hope you will help me out by camoflauging me for some time loll.

Regards

[Member #3428]

somebody found beatles or grashoppers in a room already :) ?

If we do can we get a free room? :)

I just can't seem to follow this issue... is the rest of the world so sterile that there is no such thing as a bug or such in other countries? Granted it's winter time in many places so there probably are not many bugs in other places right now but WTF is the big deal with a friggin ant or such?

[1Ball]

Cockroaches, ants, mosquitos ... somebody found beatles or grashoppers in a room already :) ?
Giotto
Yes, thank God, I do not sleep alone tonight. we are having a 4sum

[Giotto]

Yes, thank God, I do not sleep alone tonight. we are having a 4sumMr. Vice President,

Come back to bed - I am waiting :) !


Giotto

[Petemcc]

Petemcc,

Sorry for the late reply, I had to think about it. Interesting concept.

We offer "Set Dinners" sometimes, an all-included price for a dinner for two. And we sometimes arrange special events for long time customers, e.g. as a birthday surprise for the wife/GF including dinner, birthday cake with singing of all our staff, flowers presented by the husband, champagne in the right moment, and the a room available upstairs.

The combination of a "dating" dinner with an alternative bar fine included is unknown up to now. And I personally don't want to combine this - if you are going for something and it does not work - you are free to return to the Sports Lounge later and find somebody, but it is always the customer who has to check out whether the chemistry with a specific girl of the bar is ok or not. I don't want to get involved into that.

Btw.: It is "Bestard", you Bestard :) !

See you in June/July!


Giotto
Thank you for your reply, and your language lesson-bestard.
Things have taken a remarkable turn for the fucked-up.
Remember my little overnight rental I brought with me? Well, she emailed me yesterday, sorry that she had forgotten my birthday on 4 March, which she was meant to email me on. I hadn't heard a squeak from her since I left Thailand, and was surprised, so I texted her, as she asked. Now she wait for me, miss me so much etc, WTF? I'm old enough to be her dad, but she is a sweet girl, as well as pretty in my eyes, so I may just waste my complete time in Thailand with her and break the mongers' 3 day rule, and if we make it to your place still friends, I think the BF alternative won't be required.
I'll have to get my head round this though, I can't stop mongering just because of a pretty 20 year old, can I?

Pete

[Fon Tok]

Reading the reviews of the past few days I realize that we are obviously living at an insect farm here. Just think about renaming Livingstone's toLouis Pasteur's Institute for Insect Research :):):)...Cockroaches, ants, mosquitos ... somebody found beatles or grashoppers in a room already :) ?GiottoI can subcontract my local Koh Lanta "Too-Kay" family to help you out...they are very enthusiastic about insects and are looking for work! Can sing, too!

[Member #3428]

Yes, thank God, I do not sleep alone tonight. we are having a 4sum

Auntie Guido, that Aussie chap... and who else? Ah.... Emmy. Sounds like a fun night before your flight. Where are the pictures? On second thought... I not want to see that before breakfast.

[1Ball]

Auntie Guido, that Aussie chap... and who else? Ah.... Emmy. Sounds like a fun night before your flight. Where are the pictures? On second thought... I not want to see that before breakfast.
You missed the freak show last night, Tansak, while you were safely tucked in bed.
G, and I swimming naked in the pool at 2.00 AM.

It was quite a sight.
Oh, and thanks so much for stepping up to wing man position last night. I needed help there. :(

[Member #3428]

You missed the freak show last night, Tansak, while you were safely tucked in bed.
G, and I swimming naked in the pool at 2.00 AM.

It was quite a sight.
Oh, and thanks so much for stepping up to wing man position last night. I needed help there. :(

Not sure what is worse image... U and G naked in pool or the foursome thought?

Wingman... as U know I'm pu$$y whipped and I admit it. Last night before GF leaves... let's see... head to Suzi Wong's for a Les show I've seen 100 times with U and aussie chap or head to bed with GF... that's a tough choice. U guys are cute but U just don't do it for me, sorry but don't worry Auntie is always there for U. But now that GF is gone... tonight NO problem.... anyone need a wingman I'm there to assist.

While U will be sitting on a plane I think Tulip to warm up the pipes then maybe a nice soappie and then who knows... The GF has gotten me back into shape so I just hope I can finish work up. Damn work always getting in the way.

[Giotto]

...
I'll have to get my head round this though, I can't stop mongering just because of a pretty 20 year old, can I?
...
Petemcc,

LOL, I don't know! Can you? Should you :) ?

I think you should stop her working in a bar, take care of her, send money every month, and then come to Thailand to see her once a year for about 7 days...that makes sense :) !


Giotto

[Giotto]

Many members are obviously in Bangkok and here at Livingstone's at the moment. During the past few days we reached record levels:

1Ball
Tansak KTV
Posterlion (!!!)
Montrealer2
Tiger 888
Golfnutt
GourmetBob

and some others, but I forgot the handles.

Yikes, Bestards everywhere ... :)


Giotto

[Petemcc]

Petemcc,

LOL, I don't know! Can you? Should you :) ?

I think you should stop her working in a bar, take care of her, send money every month, and then come to Thailand to see her once a year for about 7 days...that makes sense :) !


Giotto
Wow, what a novel idea, it may catch on-bestard.

Pete

[M P Lurker]

I can subcontract my local Koh Lanta "Too-Kay" family to help you out...they are very enthusiastic about insects and are looking for work! Can sing, too!
What the ...?
I couldn't imagine at first what Too-Kay was (didn't recognise the spelling) and thought it was a play on (anagram) of Katoey (Too Gay).

Now I see the pic I finally get it.
dtuk-gae is how i would attempt to spell it (but nothing really works in English). They certainly are beautiful lizards.

[M P Lurker]

Many members are obviously in Bangkok and here at Livingstone's at the moment. During the past few days we reached record levels:

1Ball
Tansak KTV
Posterlion (!!!)
Montrealer2
Tiger 888
Golfnutt
GourmetBob

and some others, but I forgot the handles.

Yikes, Bestards everywhere ... :)

Giotto
And more coming soon.

Giotto,
Livingstone's Lodge appears on this Google Maps Site as obviously the proximity of MPs and Soi Cowboyto LL could be of interest. Did I get the location correct?
Is that O.K. ? or should I take it off? I can add more detail to it including the LL (Hotel) web site.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044836624e9b986acc9

[Giotto]

and more coming soon.

giotto,
livingstone's lodge appears on this google maps site as obviously the proximity of mps and soi cowboyto ll could be of interest. did i get the location correct?
is that o.k. ? or should i take it off? i can add more detail to it including the ll (hotel) web site.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=utf8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044836624e9b986acc9mick licker,

right now evil penivel is sitting in our bar :) ...

anyway, you could move all livingstone's, peep inn, akane etc. a bit south, but basically the map is correct.


giotto

[Giotto]

Not sure what is worse image... U and G naked in pool or the foursome thought?
...
Tansak KTV,

I moved my handsome young body well dressed with pants into the pool - and received standing ovations :) !

This other BESTARD jumped in naked, caused a Tsunami in the middle of Bangkok ... and suddenly it was empty around the pool :) !


Giotto

[Giotto]

I can subcontract my local Koh Lanta "Too-Kay" family to help you out...they are very enthusiastic about insects and are looking for work! Can sing, too!Fon Tok,

Appreciated, that can fix our problem. We need some new Coyote dancers anyway :) ...


Giotto

[LuvDaPuss]

Mr. Licker - (we haven't been formally introduced)

What an excellent job on the google map, customized for the intent-to-monger-efficiently of those among us. What a huge help, many thanks as I hope to be there in November ready to scrutinize every land mark personally. Party on............LDP

[M P Lurker]

mick licker,

right now evil penivel is sitting in our bar :) ...

anyway, you could move all livingstone's, peep inn, akane etc. a bit south, but basically the map is correct.


giotto
this time i used the satellite photo to position ll. the pool was visible and the entrance way. so should be ok now.
the other 2 may require actually being there next friday to get perfect.

[Member #3428]

Tansak KTV,

I moved my handsome young body well dressed with pants into the pool - and received standing ovations :) !

This other BESTARD jumped in naked, caused a Tsunami in the middle of Bangkok ... and suddenly it was empty around the pool :) !


Giotto

Is that why I saw the water fill trucks outside the lodge last night? They were filling up what 1Ball emptied? ;)

Missed Evil last night but know someone was happy to see him... in fact missed everyone last night but auntie... saw the party so had a bite to eat and ran out solo.

You know you have been to the lodge too much when the girls do not sawadee anymore to u they just tell U to get U arse to the pool and the service staff brings U your food and drink without U asking for it :(

[GolfNutt]

Many members are obviously in Bangkok and here at Livingstone's at the moment. During the past few days we reached record levels:

1Ball
Tansak KTV
Posterlion (!!!)
Montrealer2
Tiger 888
Golfnutt
GourmetBob

and some others, but I forgot the handles.

Yikes, Bestards everywhere ... :)

GiottoYes, I'm back at the lodge (following my rookie visit in December) and am having a great time as usual. How can anyone not have fun here?

I've had the pleasure of meeting 1Ball (during the swim that has been discussed) and Tiger 888 so far. I look forward to meeting others soon. I'm headed to Singapore for Saturday night and Sunday night though with one of the lovely Livingstgone's ladies. I'll be returning to Livingstone's on Monday night and staying through Saturday night, the 22nd. Although I'm having fun with my lady (not to mention my afternoon post-golf massage parlor stops. But not so good yesterday at Rainbow), I need a good excuse to shake her for a night and hit the city with a group of board members. It would be fun to assemble a group for some night next week. Maybe Wednesday night? If anyone else is interested, chime in and let's compare notes!

Also, if anyone is interested in joining for golf on Wednesday or Friday morning, let me know. There may be room on the tee sheet for others. I have a driver picking me up with a van at 8:30 a. M. Both mornings to go to the Summit Windmill and Best Ocean courses. Yes, that is early, but such timing allows me to finish golf by 2pm, be at a massage parlor by 3pm, and back to Livingstone's to meet up with the lady friend by 5 or 6pm. Life is good here!

Cheers,

GolfNutt

[Fon Tok]

What the ...?

I couldn't imagine at first what Too-Kay was (didn't recognise the spelling) and thought it was a play on (anagram) of Katoey (Too Gay)....Now I see the pic I finally get it...."dtuk-gae" is how i would attempt to spell it (but nothing really works in English). They certainly are beautiful lizards.Mr. Mick,

Here's a shot from the famous "Dtuk-gae Palace". A soapy massage shop here on Koh Lanta. This is their well known naked "special". Sorry, but humans (farang or otherwise) are normally not welcome. But TIT. And I'm sure with the right "donation" we can get you in!

Mr. G: They do have coyote dancers if you want me to check it out for you!

Mr. Mick: They want to know if they get on the map?

[M P Lurker]

Mr. Licker - (we haven't been formally introduced) <cut> ... I hope to be there in November ready to scrutinize every land mark personally. Party on............LDP
Thats a long time to wait. But its good to start your research early so that you can optimize your experiences. I am planning several trips to Thailand this year, but each one will be alas too short.

[Revcolinn]

Dr G,

May not be able to bring the red wine on board given the new restrictions.

Still fighting but i will make it up to you if i cant by swimming with my pants on.

The rev.

See you Monday. Auntie. Get them bed bugs ready. Oh what is all the crap about ants. Ants, mosquitos, bugs, crickets, snakes etc are a daily occurance here. I am not afraid.

The only pausity we have here are the two legged bed bugs.

[Giotto]

...
I booked at Giotto's for 8 nights. And after 8 satisfying days, I decided to extend my stay at this particular lodge for yet another 8, also taking advantage of his ISG promotion!
...
I have spoken LOL
...
Montrealer2,

Thanks for "speaking up" :), highly appreciated (and I hope the ants are gone by now, we sent a pest control team through all rooms in the past few days).

I somehow never see you. Breakfast, some words at the pool, then 10 min. at the internet workstation - and you are gone. Completely disappeared. What the hell are you doing all day long?

BTW: You should take over the DJ stations for one night, to heat the bar up. What's about this?

Thanks for staying at Livingstone's Lodge.


Giotto

[1Ball]

I'll be returning to Livingstone's on Monday night and staying through Saturday night, the 22nd. It would be fun to assemble a group for some night next week.
GolfNutt
I am back at the lodge after a quick 3 days trip to thre Land Of Sand. Just got it, need some sleep, but i am up for getting together tonight, monday. i believe Tansak's girl will still be out of town, unless she ran a sprint back last night.
so if anyone interested, ask G to contact me. Might be fun.

[Member #3428]

I believe Tansak's girl will still be out of town, unless she ran a sprint back last night.

Sorry.... I'll be at the lodge but... thanks to SOMEONE telling my GF's sister I was pulling other girls while she was at home my GF hired a private car to bring her back to BKK in the middle of the night. You don't even want to know what that friggin costed me.

[Traveler1234]

Sorry.... I'll be at the lodge but... thanks to SOMEONE telling my GF's sister I was pulling other girls while she was at home my GF hired a private car to bring her back to BKK in the middle of the night. You don't even want to know what that friggin costed me.

ROFLMAO - how does one cheat on a TG?

Save some energy for this weekend....I'm still on schedule :)

[NicFrenchy]

From Stick Mark II's Website
But don't go thinking that all of the bars in Soi 33 are expensive and that's the reason why the punters are staying away. The Office has cheap beer all night long with draft beer priced at under 100 baht. So too does Livingstone's where a Heineken bottle is 116 baht and Heineken draft 100. Ironically, each of these bars is much cheaper than all Nana bars and most of Cowboy after 9 PM.Giotto,

Fresh news from Stick's Site.

It looks like Livingstone's not that expensive after all LOL.

[GolfNutt]

I am back at the lodge after a quick 3 days trip to thre Land Of Sand. Just got it, need some sleep, but i am up for getting together tonight, monday. i believe Tansak's girl will still be out of town, unless she ran a sprint back last night.
so if anyone interested, ask G to contact me. Might be fun.Sorry 1Ball, but I won't be back at Livingstone's until at least midnight and haven't had PC access until now. I didn't bring my laptop for this 2 night trip. I'm at the airport in Singapore now and departing at 9:20 p. M. Between my activities here and my lady keeping me happy, I'm desparate for some sleep. How about any other night this week? Let's round up some troops and hit the streets!

[M P Lurker]

ROFLMAO - how does one cheat on a TG?

Save some energy for this weekend....I'm still on schedule :)

I'll be there! Will be great to meet you. Can you believe that after I first joined the ISG, after was suggested by the American Asian guy sitting relaxing near me at The Palace FKK in Frankfurt, intially I was confused by the two Travelers, thinking at first that they must be good mates and then subsequently getting confused about which one was the nice guy if any. :)
Its O.K. I think I know what's going on finally.

[NicFrenchy]

Completely disappeared. What the hell are you doing all day long?According to his reports, he spend a lot of time being sandwiched @ Eden

[NicFrenchy]

I have heard about a Drink @ Livingstones on Friday 21st? is this still on?

Chances are I can get my night Free.

Will be great to see you all there

[Giotto]

...
It looks like Livingstone's not that expensive after all LOL.NicFrenchy,

LOL, I knew it! We are too cheap :).


Giotto

[Member #3428]

ROFLMAO - how does one cheat on a TG?

Save some energy for this weekend....I'm still on schedule :)

I'm still trying to figure it out... but last night I was golden now I'm in the dog house for some completely unknown reason.

I'll be around till Sunday for sure so any time folks are getting together Giotto can ring me.

[1Ball]

So, I meet up with Rev Collin, some crazy dude, and of course we hit it off immediately. He has just landed in BKK, and he is FOB. He is walking around, a bit lost, his nose in the air, saying, things like….wow, ………oh my God……….is this girl on the game? What about that girl over there? Is SHE on the game? I reassure him that if he is in a bar………they are ALL on the game. So we went out on the town. What does that mean? Well, if you’re young, handsome, sexy, virile, full head of hair, thin, well………..that’s just not us, is it………………so………..we walk into the beergarden, which I happen to like. Why? I don’t fucking know, it isn’t coz the girls are cute, it isn’t coz the place is AC, it’s more coz the place feels like a neighborhood bar. No other reason. So, a drink there. Next, Gulliver’s, dinner there. Next, NEP, his brain is on overload, he keeps stepping on his tongue.:)

Let’s move on. Next day, I run into rev again at breakfast. (his breakfast, at the crack of noon) so we’re off to the BG again. WHAT? The Beergarden again? Yup. I like it, and Rev likes it too. Ohhh, there are girls there? Oooooh, they are not stunners? So what? They are still fun to talk to, and they are working hard to grab our attention. We are too busy bullshitting.

Bla bla bla (he takes off to the ST hotel for 3 hours w a TG I know. I am picking up my commission from her in the morning. 20%. Sounds fair.

FF to 8.30 pm. Rev and I are going to meet for dinner. Did I mention dinner w G & Co? Oh yes, his family is here. His sister is hot, BTW, G must be adopted, there is no way they are related. I come down, and G takes pity on me, waves me over to join them, next thing you know, we are digging into pepper crab, steamed crab, pork in a red curry sauce, salad, prime rib, duck a l’orange, vol au vent, chateaubriand, sole meuniere, kau man kai, water buffalo intestine with cashews, sweet and sour egg yolks, fried chameleons with oyster sauce, whale shark sashimi, corn flakes au gratin, pureed frenulum, cockroach sate, lasagna, moussaka, and sauerbraten und knooodles. (sp). For dessert, salted sweet potatoes with a sweet cream sauce.

Did I say the sister is hot? I try to throw the husband in the pool in the hopes she will give me a nice short time, but it is not happening. So, instead, I have to listen to Rev, who thinks he is qualified, diagnose me as a “lunatic”. I am insulted. What started as a nice dinner, with me trying to score with sis, turns into a psycho babble analysis of my lunacy. I resemble that remark! ;)
Mrs. G looked exceptionally good, wearing a lovely silk dress, and nice hair clip. No one would know what a saucy little minx she is, wearing that get up. Damn she was hot. Sexy, but elegant. She asked me for my room key, saying G looked a bit tired, and she wanted servicing, but I was tired myself, and passed. Next time, maybe.;)

All in all, a lovely dinner, I was diagnosed as a lunatic with some kind of disgusting growth on the top of my cue ball head, that needs to be removed immediately. I don’t know if they were talking about the growth, or the head, still confused about that.

G, thanks again for a lovely time , as usual. And as usual, I am on my way to detox, after 2 nights at the lodge. Ouch, my liver.

[NicFrenchy]

next thing you know, we are digging into pepper crab, steamed crab, pork in a red curry sauce, salad, prime rib, duck a l’orange, vol au vent, chateaubriand, sole meuniere, kau man kai, water buffalo intestine with cashews, sweet and sour egg yolks, fried chameleons with oyster sauce, whale shark sashimi, corn flakes au gratin, pureed frenulum, cockroach sate, lasagna, moussaka, and sauerbraten und knooodles. (sp). For dessert, salted sweet potatoes with a sweet cream sauce.Either there were 15 people at the table or you must weight 400 pounds LOL

[Montrealer2]

Giotto!!

bwhahahahah

Yes, I was always out during the day with my gfriend, touring the city and dining out then going straight to my room.

I'm actually back home now, and am so sorry I could not say goodbye to you. I left at 4am for the airport. Earlier that night, I had got back to my room rather late and I went to find you to shake your hand and wish you the best, but could not find you.

Once again, i had a great time. The lodge is in prime location, and is an oasis in the middle of Urbania! Next time I go to BKK, I will make sure to come back and stay there, unless of course Eden Club decides to start a hotel division LOL

All the best to you, your family and the staff!

M2


Montrealer2,

Thanks for "speaking up" :), highly appreciated (and I hope the ants are gone by now, we sent a pest control team through all rooms in the past few days).

I somehow never see you. Breakfast, some words at the pool, then 10 min. at the internet workstation - and you are gone. Completely disappeared. What the hell are you doing all day long?

BTW: You should take over the DJ stations for one night, to heat the bar up. What's about this?

Thanks for staying at Livingstone's Lodge.


Giotto

[Giotto]

...
FF to 8.30 pm. Rev and I are going to meet for dinner. Did I mention dinner w G & Co? Oh yes, his family is here. His sister is hot, BTW, G must be adopted, there is no way they are related. I come down, and G takes pity on me, waves me over to join them, next thing you know, we are digging into pepper crab, steamed crab, pork in a red curry sauce, salad, prime rib, duck a l’orange, vol au vent, chateaubriand, sole meuniere, kau man kai, water buffalo intestine with cashews, sweet and sour egg yolks, fried chameleons with oyster sauce, whale shark sashimi, corn flakes au gratin, pureed frenulum, cockroach sate, lasagna, moussaka, and sauerbraten und knooodles. (sp). For dessert, salted sweet potatoes with a sweet cream sauce.
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Mr. Vice President,

Glad to read that you remember our new "special menu" - pureed frenulum, cockroach sate, buffalo intestine ... That will hopefully help to push the turnover of our restaurant up (may be not :) ?) .


...
Did I say the sister is hot? I try to throw the husband in the pool in the hopes she will give me a nice short time, but it is not happening. So, instead, I have to listen to Rev, who thinks he is qualified, diagnose me as a “lunatic”. I am insulted. What started as a nice dinner, with me trying to score with sis, turns into a psycho babble analysis of my lunacy. I resemble that remark! ;)
Mrs. G looked exceptionally good, wearing a lovely silk dress, and nice hair clip. No one would know what a saucy little minx she is, wearing that get up. Damn she was hot. Sexy, but elegant. She asked me for my room key, saying G looked a bit tired, and she wanted servicing, but I was tired myself, and passed. Next time, maybe.;)
...
This is somehow the tragedy of your life. All those [failing] attempts - all with the same outcome... Those ladies simply prefer real men, handsome, young, well dressed - I hope you understand :) .


...
All in all, a lovely dinner, I was diagnosed as a lunatic with some kind of disgusting growth on the top of my cue ball head, that needs to be removed immediately. I don’t know if they were talking about the growth, or the head, still confused about that.
...
We did really not need The Rev to diagnose your lunacy, but it is good to listen to his professional view. As for the growth, we all were happy that you had it on top of your had, and not at your remaining ball, otherwise the dinner had certainly stopped abruptly :).

Thanks for staying here, it was fun as usual, hope to see you back at the Lodge soon.


Giotto

[1Ball]

Mr. Vice President,

Glad to read that you remember our new "special menu" - pureed frenulum, cockroach sate, buffalo intestine ... That will hopefully help to push the turnover of our restaurant up (may be not :) ?)
well, at least we have diagnosed the problem with the restaurant. The regular menu was boring. We have now spiced it up a bit !!!



This is somehow the tragedy of your life. All those [failing] attempts - all with the same outcome... Those ladies simply prefer real men, handsome, young, well dressed - I hope you understand :) .
I did not see any real men, handsome, young, well dressed, except for me. Where were they?


We did really not need The Rev to diagnose your lunacy, but it is good to listen to his professional view. As for the growth, we all were happy that you had it on top of your had, and not at your remaining ball, otherwise the dinner had certainly stopped abruptly :).
I am having it removed tomorrow, and having it sent FedEx to you, so you may incorporate it into the pureed frenulum, I know the Rev will enjoy it for sunday brunch.


Thanks for staying here, it was fun as usual, hope to see you back at the Lodge soon.
Giotto
Yup, no problem, as VP, it is my responsibility to come visit once in a while, and of course, the fact I am comped 100% doesn't hurt either.

Until next time, Amigo.
:D

[Giotto]

Tomorrow many ISG members meet here at Livingstone's Lodge. It starts quite early, at 6 pm.

Whoever is in town - come over here and join us.


Giotto

[Traveler1234]

Tomorrow many ISG members meet here at Livingstone's Lodge. It starts quite early, at 6 pm.

Whoever is in town - come over here and join us.

Giotto

And bring your own TG. Seems like half the girls have been long termed bf by some of the ISG members....LOL

Picked up a litre bottle of Tequila on the way in and shots for everyone tonight (if the Chairman permits) :D

[Member #3428]

And bring your own TG. Seems like half the girls have been long termed bf by some of the ISG members....LOL

Now now Trav1234... just because since Nov a few girls have stopped working (ok ok 12 - 13 girls are stopped or off or at home for a while etc...) doesn't mean there is nothing available. Last time I looked... last night ;) ... there was some new talent and some returning talent floating around. And there is still some great performers still working there :)

[Traveler1234]

Now now Trav1234... just because since Nov a few girls have stopped working (ok ok 12 - 13 girls are stopped or off or at home for a while etc...) doesn't mean there is nothing available. Last time I looked... last night ;) ... there was some new talent and some returning talent floating around. And there is still some great performers still working there :)

Ha ha...wasn't complaining. As Marketing Director, i need to make sure everyone is taken care of and wanted to alert all members coming over that there 'might' be less than normally available.

Rumor is one of us (if he's on-line, he'll know who we're talking about) has barfined 3-5 of the girls for a night out today :D

Mick Licker - if you're up and reading this, talked with Ms. J last night and told her to make sure she's free tonight.


PS - the last two girls I barfined at g's have both disappeared - apparently found farang sugar daddies....LOL

[M P Lurker]

Ha ha...wasn't complaining. As Marketing Director, i need to make sure everyone is taken care of and wanted to alert all members coming over that there 'might' be less than normally available.

Rumor is one of us (if he's on-line, he'll know who we're talking about) has barfined 3-5 of the girls for a night out today :D

Mick Licker - if you're up and reading this, talked with Ms. J last night and told her to make sure she's free tonight.


PS - the last two girls I barfined at g's have both disappeared - apparently found farang sugar daddies....LOL
Last night took Miss N. I have previously liked the way she danced, but last night was dead on her feet due to needing some sleep. Studying Massage during the day at Wat Pho (apparently her course finishes on Sunday) and working Sports bar at night. So I took pity on her and invited her to sleep with me. In this case I really mean't sleep. We both needed it. But we did wake up for hanky panky in the middle of the night.
My jaw aches now. Not enough DATY practice for last few weeks and my regular GF climaxes real quick.
Need some jaw exercise to get it back into condition.
Miss N really appreciated being BFed so she could get a little extra sleep amoung other things.

Of course I'm awake. Its after midday in Aus so my body clock is out of sync here at the Lodge.

Speaking of stamina, you certainly disappeared to bed early last night. :)

[NicFrenchy]

Tomorrow many ISG members meet here at Livingstone's Lodge. It starts quite early, at 6 pm.

Whoever is in town - come over here and join us.6pm? Oops, this might be too early for me.

[Member #3428]

Ha ha...wasn't complaining. As Marketing Director, i need to make sure everyone is taken care of and wanted to alert all members coming over that there 'might' be less than normally available.

PS - the last two girls I barfined at g's have both disappeared - apparently found farang sugar daddies....LOL

I follow but I have to make sure folks reading this don't think that LL has turned into a temple now :) And yes they seem to be disappearing left and right the past five months or so. Fortunately I see some girls come back that have left before so after a month or two I would expect to see some old ones come back.

Don't worry, if they run out of girls tonight I think we might be able to find some girls somewhere in BKK tonight.

Who is the recruiting director or director of human resources?? I'd volunteer but I might have a part cut off if I tried that. ;)

[1Ball]

Who is the recruiting director or director of human resources??
Tansak, I beleive that is Duniawala, who actually is Quality Control Manager. The dungeon was built to his specifications. But he seems to be MIA.

Are you and G allowed to go out and play tonight? ;)

[Member #3428]

Are you and G allowed to go out and play tonight? ;)

Funny...

U missed an enjoyable evening... G, the Rev showed back up to the Lodge, Trav 1234, PosterLion, MickLicker, GolfNut, and god I'm drawing a blank at the scot's name... (sorry about that).

A bunch of us sitting around with ladies and an enjoyable meal. The Rev claims your reports are grossly overstated ;)

Also G keeps talking about some wedding at the lodge tomorrow...

[Traveler1234]

Funny...

U missed an enjoyable evening... G, the Rev showed back up to the Lodge, Trav 1234, PosterLion, MickLicker, GolfNut, and god I'm drawing a blank at the scot's name... (sorry about that).

Also G keeps talking about some wedding at the lodge tomorrow...

Scot's is Sonic Bam.

GolfNut tried to hijack the CFO position from passinthrough, ended up with title of 'Treasurer" ..... that means he reports to CFO :)

1Ball - we missed you. Cracked a litre of tequila and still half a bottle left. Smart girls were miking away lady drinks....LOL.

[Member #3428]

1Ball - we missed you. Cracked a litre of tequila and still half a bottle left. Smart girls were miking away lady drinks....LOL.

Yeah and they also know the current up to the minute exchange rates as well. I think the girls might be the better treasurer ;)

[NicFrenchy]

Sorry Guys, I could not make it last night.

Planned on coming later as I was in Bangkok, I had a date with the Shampoo girl from my Hair Salon and she spent the Evening and the night at my condo.

As she is not P4P, I did not want to bring her to LL. When's the next Meeting?

[Sonic Bam]

"U missed an enjoyable evening... G, the Rev showed back up to the Lodge, Trav 1234, PosterLion, MickLicker, GolfNut, and god I'm drawing a blank at the scot's name... (sorry about that). "

Tansak
I'm hurt.

The Scot

[Member #3428]

Tansak
I'm hurt.

Much apologies... I'm old... I remember your real name and your job and all the stories of manila / fed ex / kilt etc... but just couldn't recall your handle...

Too bad most the folks head out today / tonight... 1 more day then off to manila for me. :(

[Stiffoak 571]

See you all Sunday

[M P Lurker]

"U missed an enjoyable evening... G, the Rev showed back up to the Lodge, Trav 1234, PosterLion, MickLicker, GolfNut, and god I'm drawing a blank at the scot's name... (sorry about that). "

Tansak
I'm hurt.

The Scot
Well it was great to meet all of you. I can identify, because no one told us you were called Sonic Bam, but we won't forget now. Fortunately I'm call Mick all of the time, so when I get introduced they always ask "that Mick"?
It separates me from the great masses of Michaels.

I think T1234 and I have an important appointment with some hot girls at Utopia soapy tomorrow.

Now T1234 was at Tulip for the first time so I'm reminding him for a post on that topic soon. Just like Nic Frenchy indicated it was just not right for me to have never been there till not so long ago, I passed this sentiment on to Traveler1234.

I will put in a post on a good time at Thonglor 2 shortly. There is so little time!!!

[Member #3428]

Well it was great to meet all of you.

It was nice to catch up with you again Mick and meet the new folks, some of who were in town before this group got in.

The lodge... well some girls changed, some girls came back, some girls left... such is life in BKK. They still know the regular visitors and are still friendly to the new visitors. Even if the ugly mean owner considers me inventory and doesn't want to let me in anymore. ;) The rest of the staff is friendly and welcoming which must be why they make G sit by the pool with his computer while the rest of the staff interacts with customers.

No matter what people say about the LL, I know it won't appeal to all folks, but it is a comfortable place to catch up with good folks. Our gathering dinner of 8 ISG members plus their lady friends had talk about everything in the world and was an enjoyable evening sitting around the pool, which is still clean even if 1Ball went in naked and GolfNut went in with clothes on, they just added a bunch of extra chlorine to kill the germs. I think we had 6 countries represented at the dinner and it was interesting to find that we all have the same problems no matter where we are from.

Last night when many members were getting ready to leave I noticed a large qty of ladies not present only to find out they were practicing their customer relations skills and diplomacy skills up until the planes were taking off. Whereas Eden, SOL, Nana, Beer Garden, Cowboy all have a place in the BKK scene so does LL. It added a nice touch that we got home made soup, going away cards our last night there (besides the customary bill ;) of course), hugs, and hand shakes from the entire staff. Just makes you feel like you have a home away from home which is nice when you travel so much.

Now we must leave the ladies in the capable hands of Trav1234 to feed them and supply drinks to them while we are gone. Too bad I suspect the tequila will still be half full but your bar bill will be quite large. Cheers guys... hope to run into you folks again. Have safe travels.

[Traveler1234]

Sunday morning, sitting next to the pool with Mick across the table. We exchanged information re the last 24 hours. Pretty much the gang has left.

RevColin left after Sat breakfast for the beaches. Sonic Bam left earlier in the evening, with his girl escorting him to the airport. GolfNut was checking out as I was returning from a great evening at a RCA club with live rock band (see Bangkok Reports thread). And Tansak is pulling out later today. Every continent except South America represented, good bunch of guys, sorry to see them leave.

As Mick indicated, broke my Tulip cherry yesterday - called at 11 am and was told lots of girls around, including the superstars already mentioned by others. Tulip is a hop, skip and jump from G's and landed well before noon time. Thanks to the advice of others, did not bite when they brought one girl for me - asked for the lineup, took the photo-book with me and called out names: Yok, Poo, Dao, etc. Everyone has different tastes, wasn't turned on by any of the three, and ended up choosing another and up we went (not mentioning her name here - two schools of thought. Mick says tell it all, Giotto says if I make her a superstar, she'll be overbooked and overworked:) ).

It was a great two hour porn session. After she cleaned me in the shower, provided a long introductory bbbj as she is squating and cleaning herself. Dried off, on my stomach with perfunctory 5 minute tit massage, then long catbath, rimming, flipped me over.....two hours later, half a dozen condoms, two pops, touched base with all three holes. Would definitely come back for repeat.

Highlight of the session was at start of round two - while getting a long bbbj, she positions her pussy for a foot fuck - starts with my big toe and i think ended with my foot (?) pumping away....LOL.

In fact, they can be taken out: if one goes at 9 pm, 'barfine' is B1000 for overnight and the rest you negotiate with girl. Total damage: B$800 to the house, B$2000 to my girl. Money well spent.

[M P Lurker]

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RevCon left after Sat breakfast for the beaches. <cut>

As Mick indicated, broke my Tulip cherry yesterday - called at 11 am and was told lots of girls around, including the superstars already mentioned by others. Tulip is a hop, skip and jump from G's and landed well before noon time. Thanks to the advice of others, did not bite when they brought one girl for me - asked for the lineup, took the photo-book with me and called out names: Yok, Poo, Dao, etc. Everyone has different tastes, wasn't turned on by any of the three, and ended up choosing another and up we went (not mentioning her name here - two schools of thought. Mick says tell it all, Giotto says if I make her a superstar, she'll be overbooked and overworked:) ).

Typo there. Should be "Rev Colin".

I'm willing to spill all the beans.
Here is post where I found the most stunning pussy at Thonglor 2 but she is not quite the pornstar that T1234 found:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=722382&postcount=3780

[Traveler1234]

Typo there. Should be "Rev Colin".

I'm willing to spill all the beans.
Here is post where I found the most stunning pussy at Thonglor 2 but she is not quite the pornstar that T1234 found:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=722382&postcount=3780

Typo noted and will change.

Don't listen to Mick - he is absolutely the most discriminating and educated monger I've met to date. High standards and ability to speak fluent Thai makes him a 'superstar' - my porn star would probably be rated a 6 by him. But he does tip well :D

We're going hunting later today and I am looking forward to learning from the Master.

[NicFrenchy]

It was a great two hour porn session. .....Money well spent.Welcome to the Tulip Fuck Club ;)

[Sonic Bam]

Mick/Tansak
My apologies for not introducing myself properly. Maybe I did but it was lost in translation - Giotto described my accent as "horrible" so that might explain it.

Just arrived home after 19hrs travel (upgrade to First Class to London was a nice wee bonus!). Cold though, 41 degrees (F) here and 95 degrees in Bangkok.

There has been a lot of posts in the past about arriving at BKK and getting through immigration, baggage reclaim and taxi but haven't seen any about getting through International Departures - an absolute ***** on Saturday night. Don't remember it being so bad the last couple of times I've been through there. Maybe a lot of flights going at the same time.

Was great meeting all you guys at LL, real good night on Friday and Mrs G is a wonderful, beautiful, funny lady - Giotto, you're a lucky man.

Till the next time gents.

[M P Lurker]

Mick/Tansak
My apologies for not introducing myself properly. Maybe I did but it was lost in translation - Giotto described my accent as "horrible" so that might explain it.

I think someone else was doing the introductions and we caught the real name only. We did know you were monger though. Was a really cute girl you were with too. I loved her wavy brown hair (and the face).
I thought it was quite fortunate that you were from the East side of Scotland so that your accent was only a light brogue and easily understandable.

[M P Lurker]

Typo noted and will change.

Don't listen to Mick - he is absolutely the most discriminating and educated monger I've met to date. High standards and ability to speak fluent Thai makes him a 'superstar' - my porn star would probably be rated a 6 by him. But he does tip well :D

Well some Tulip girls may be a 6 for facial looks, but they never be less than 9 or 10 for sexual ability.

My Thai came unstuck when we went to Overtones music club at RCA. We were asking about the female sax player that T1234 had seen the previous night.
I thought i was told she was a person from the Philippines but actually the guy was saying "silapin" which in Thai means an artist. Mrs G was also lost when I asked about the "tham" (cave) she visited and used the wrong tone on the first attempt. I have been back in Australia too long.

I introduced T1234 to Utopia (Soapy MP) yesterday and he saw that they really do have some stunning girls there. Its also not far from Longbeach. T1234 is not as fussy as me about getting a really pretty girl, but all of the Utopia girls seem to be very well trained to give a super performance which satisfies me just as well as a Tulip experience and I can have a stunning girl as well.
Utopia report coming soon.

3rd night at the lodge Phen came to visit me from Pracheenburi. I have known her since maybe 15 years when she worked at Lollipop. She doesn't do P4P any more and has set up a business selling eggs and other things at the market.
So she was horny from no sex for a while and suggested we go up to the room without delay. She has lost weight, but still a heavy D cup, and is quite good shape. Very nice arse.
The amazing thing is she performs way better in bed than she did in her young days at Lollipop. Is it the extra experience or the increased desire???
Great blow-job in particular.
Some guys have PMed me about her after her D cups appeared in the photo gallery, but I can't give the info as unfortunately she has quit P4P.

[NicFrenchy]

Some guys have PMed me about her after her D cups appeared in the photo gallery, but I can't give the info as unfortunately she has quit P4P.Very sad News :(

[PosterLion]

Met Poster after a long time. He is as usual a gentleman and a scholar. Still debating his move to LOS but I wish him all the best. there is no better gentleman.

Dear Sir,

If by chance there is one iota of truth in what you say about me, it is because I've had the good fortune in this life to chance upon people like yourself.

I could not possess even one ounce of the qualities you claim I have without the privilege of emulating the qualities I've come to find in you and those like you.

Cheers and hope that everything you consider to be good will come your way.

poster

[PosterLion]

Dear All,

I'd like to thank the members of the board for their gentlemanly conduct towards my ex-girlfriend-and-very-good-current-friend Jang. Let me just say, "Job well done!"

TOPICS OF DISCUSSION

1) Back when I was a kid I wasn't like Bill Clinton. I actually inhaled!
2) When men go crazy over Thai women.
3) 911 and the Invasion of Iraq

During our discussion I could not help remembering many of my previous ISG posts that seemed related. In fact, my flashing thoughts concerning those posts were so strong it seems I may have spent more time reliving them in my head than contributing to the current conversation. So here are three posts that I humbly submit as follow-up to our discussion.

Thank you and please enjoy.

1) Back when I was a kid I wasn't like Bill Clinton. I actually inhaled!

ADDICTED TO LIFE

Are these moralists really serious? Ha Ha Ha Ha!

My guess is that these "researchers" are not the moralists they have been brainwashed into believing they are, but merely another example of the blind leading the blind. Deep inside their moral exteriors I see them seeking a government grant so that they can fund their materialistic binges (might we say addictions?): 3,000 square foot home, two SUV's in the garage, 50 inch television, etcetera etcetera (sic).

They simply don't (and probably never will) realize that they are simple cogs in a complex wheel, that their morality is just a means for them to fund their immoral behavior. This will go on ad infinum until these sleeping moralists wake up. Scream in their ears and they will look at you with unbelieving eyes and proceed with their drudging and highly unproductive labors.

What is moral and what is immoral? Nobody will ever answer that question satisfactorily. Not because morals are constantly changing but because the principle behind it is a factitious one. Morality is for slaves, for men without spirit. And when I say spirit, I mean the Holy Spirit.

If these “researchers” want to tell us that pornography is worse than crack, perhaps they should smoke a little crack and then masturbate to some internet porn. That would be “real” research. But all they can muster is to ask for a government grant for the study brain waves. Brain waves! What the hell does a few electrostatic impulses have to do with a moral life? The moral life is a life that is lived, not a life that is studied under a microscopic lens. Morals are found in the act of living and will never be found by those that are afraid to live.

I have smoked crack a few times in the past and I have been whacking-off to pornography since I was eleven years old. There are a good ten gigabytes of pornography on my laptop computer at this very moment and I don’t feel the need to suddenly start whacking-off now.

Am I an addict? Of course I am and so is everyone else, whether they are aware of it or not. To say that sex is addictive is to say that life is addictive. Life does not want to perish. It clings to the earth with every tentacle it can find. Life is continued through the act of sex and that is the very reason that sex is so addictive, because life is addictive.

These “researchers” are doing nothing but trying to maintain the status quo and it goes without saying that those who strive to maintain the status quo are the most immoral of all. To them the great sin is to question the prevailing order. Yet every great thinker, every great artist, every great religious teacher did just that.

Every day the choice is presented to us, in a thousand different ways, to live up to the spirit which is in us or deny it. Whenever we talk about right and wrong we are turning the light of scrutiny upon our neighbors instead of upon ourselves. We judge in order not to be judged. We uphold the law, because it is easier than to defy it.

The neurotic character of our age is not only a sign of our guiltiness, it is also an indication of hopefulness. Instead of openly expressing their rebellion against the stupid and abominable scheme of things, men are expressing it through illness and maladaptation. The sick ones in our midst, and their number is increasing by leaps and bounds, are the criminals who have yet to be found out. They are undermining the social fabric even more than the industrialists and the militarists, even more than the priests and the scientists. Unable to buck the existent code, they render themselves inoperative–by becoming mental and moral cripples. They fail to realize, most of them, that it is precisely because of their spiritual nature that they have unwittingly outlawed themselves. They are symptomatic, in a negative way.

I stand in open defiance, typing this on my laptop computer, which is the most expensive thing I own. It contains ten gigabytes of pornography that I will sometimes masturbate with, and yes... I assume my brain waves are functioning in a normal and healthy manner.

Even so, I look at my pornography less and less as time goes on. Being that I live in Bangkok, Thailand, it should come as no surprise. I am forty-two years old and I am enjoying the best and most brazen sex of my life! The number forty-two was given as the answer to the mystery of the universe in the book titled “The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.” Perhaps it is a correct answer.

I will continue to type on my most valuable possession as I will also continue to masturbate with my pornography. And by the way, I have no plans to put a stop to my current sex life. I am living life as I want to live it and I have no guilt. I contribute as little as possible to the status quo. I spend my money on beer, cigarettes, food, clothing, shelter, and of course, sex. I am addicted to nothing and I am addicted to everything, with one thing in particular.

It is a little thing called “life.”

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2) When men go crazy over Thai women.

HELP HELP HELP HELP (this ain't no bullshit) I know a guy that has been posting on ISG for a long time and he's in desperate need of help. One of his previous handles was "Dick Johnson" and I'm 100% certain he's a friend for some of you guys.

This fella (although he hasn't got a friggin' clue) is 100% in need of a few good slaps in the face. If he ain't corrected good and if he ain't corrected soon, it may be impossible to save what is left of him, and I'm dead-ass-serious.

He was once a clever-minded, highly informed, TEFLON coated mongerer (and I actually believed this about him too), but now he's infected with a virus 10,000 times more lethal than the bird flu. He's got the worse case of "Pussy Whip" I've ever seen in my life and I am down right fucking scared for his sanity and his life.

A BRIEF VIRAL ANALYSIS OF DICK'S CONDITION
===============================

1) Came to Bangkok June 2005.
2) Met a Thai girl and fell in lust/love during the first week of July 2005
3) Suffered all common ailments of new love including: jealousy, distrust, frequent agreements, frequent breakups, frequent butterfly post breakup syndrome which magically disappeared after recoupling with his beloved, and finally, a continuous repetition of all previously stated symptoms.
4) post new love symptoms: delusional hallucinations such as: seeing his girlfriend fucking other men, believing (without any proof) every single insidious lie his Thai girlfriend feeds him, frequent drug usage (hemp, E, cocaine, etc), neurotic hysteria and the list goes on and on.

I left BKK on July 4th thinking all was well with Dick Johnson. He even called me once while I was in Oklahoma just to say hello. I returned to BKK on August 5th still believing all was well with Dear ole' Dick. He met me several times for beers and I even brought my girlfriend along on more than one occasion, but neither I nor my girlfriend ever caught a glimpse of his beloved.

It was not until sometime in September that I knew Dick was in need of intensive care. He called me one day and asked me to meet him. I was delighted as usual to have an excuse to get away from Khun Mia and immediately accepted his offer. This is where the trouble became known to me.

He took me to a bar and just as we were ordering beers my telephone rang. It my Khun Mia checking up on me so as to make sure I wasn't out screwing a different lady. She used my PCT phone to make the call and this is a pertinent fact because PCT phones do not forward the caller's ID so my mobile phone registered the caller as "Unknown."

Dick was looking at my phone like a cat ready to pounce on it's prey and when he saw the "unknown" number he ripped my phone out of my hand and said hello. After he realized that it was my Mia he gave the phone back to me. During this time I was wondering what the fuck was going through his mind. After I hung up with my Mia Dick said the following to me, "poster, have you been fucking my girlfriend?"

I was fucking shocked and horrified out of my skull at the insinuation and denied it on the spot. Then repeatedly denied it as he could not find it in himself to believe I was telling the truth. This went on and on until I told him I had to go and promptly left him alone.

He called and insisted that I meet with him the next day and also the next day after that. I repeatedly denied his accusations, but he insisted I was a liar and a fraud. He was so out of his flipping lid that he began to encourage me to tell the truth. He even said that he'd consider it a personal favor if I'd come clean and own up. I repeatedly denied all accusations and then he did something that scared the shit right out of me. He offered me 10,000 Baht if I'd only tell him the whole story. After my denial he whipped out another 10,000 Baht thus upping the reward of truthful behavior to a whopping 20,000 Baht!

Finally, out of sheer boredom, I decided to pretend that I had been fucking his girlfriend just to see what would happen so I whipped up a tale from the recollections of my most recent "short time/3F" encounters. It was all complete bullshit, but he bought it hook line and sinker and then slid the 20,000 under my nose. At this point I told him I could not accept it for being a good liar. I am such a good liar that many a Thai Bar Girl would benefit more than a little if I were to teach a class on how to lie without detection. Many of you guys don't know how lucky you are that I've never taught this class in Thailand.

After he put the money back in his wallet he whipped out a picture of his girlfriend and I was damned on the spot because she actually resembled a freelancer I poked back in August. It was such a crazy coincidence that I stupidly informed Dick that his girlfriend did indeed look like someone I'd fucked before.

I'm not sure which one of us looked most relieved, but I can tell you that I felt damn good that there was a possibility that he could be right. The thought that I might have banged his girlfriend gave me one of the craziest feelings I've ever experienced. The obvious conclusion, which happened the very next day, was that I was to meet Dick and his Girlfriend for a confrontation.

The next day I went to the Dynasty Hotel as we'd arranged and waited for Dick and his Girl to show up. As I sat perched in my barstool outside of the hotel I contemplated what the outcome of our meeting would bring. It was my hope that I would be able to tell Dick I'd never fucked his girlfriend and I was quite certain that Dick wanted me to confirm that I had fucked her.

As it turned out, his girlfriend was taller and better looking than the girl I short timed and I had no recourse but to once again deny any wrong doing. I even asked his girlfriend why she was lying to Dick about our supposed affair. "Pom yak rue thamai pooying gohoke khun Dick, phrawa, Pom mae hen pooying gup mae poot pooying gup mae mi tuk yang, logo ,Pom kit wa, pooying ba, Pom kit pooying bye setanya degwa, phrawa pooying over yuk yuk gup mae dee yuk yuk, Pom mae chop pooying prassat ting thong." As you can see, my Thai is pretty awful but she did indeed understand what I was getting at.

At this Dick grabbed his girl by the arm and forced her into a taxi to the shock and amazement of myself and every one else in the vicinity. All I wanted to do at that point was retreat to my apartment and hope that no one would remember my face in association with what had happened.

After the confrontation I quit speaking to Dick Johnson out of concern for my reputation. It is not a good idea to be considered a bad hearted person that is capable of boxing a girl on Soi 4. It's a good way to get the shit kicked out of you by a mob of enraged Thai folk. After the confrontation I simply gave the phone to my girlfriend each and every time Dick phone me. After a few days he stopped calling and I was quite relieved.

Well guys... Dick called me again last night (November 9th, about 10pm) and his condition has worsened, in fact I think it haqs reached the critical stage. He now believes that his girlfriend has been meeting me on a regular basis and even went so far as to say he was certain I'd met with her at least 50 times since the confrontation! HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!!

If any of you guys are Dick's friend or if someone out there just gives one small speck of an iota of shit for this man, please PM me and I'll give you his current phone number after I'm convinced you do in fact know him. I hope there is someone out there he will listen to because I am certain he his going to suffer a miserable insanity and maybe even death if someone doesn't save him.

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ABOUT THIS MATTER.

sincerely,
poster

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3) 911 and the Invasion of Iraq

Lost Sheep - 20th September 2001

Where are the sheep going now? It seems
they have gone mad, running from one lost
cause to another.

They were content in a pasture of gluttony,
sucking upon the grasses of oblivion until one
day they were startled by a hungry wolf.

It was an unusual occurrence, the sheep were
accustomed to laughing at the wolves while
sheltered behind a fence they believed
impenetrable.

Nothing could touch the sheep, they ate and
became abnormally fat. They watched the
wolves die, one by one, at the borders of the
fence they had made for themselves.

The years passed and the grasses within the
fence became scarce. It was a difficult time
for the sheep. They could not be satisfied with
the minimal quantity of grass within the
confines of their fence.

One day the lead sheep said, "It is time to
expand the fence! We are not accustomed to
this hunger in our belly." All the other sheep
agreed with their leader. Reluctantly, the fat
sheep got up and expanded the fence.

Once done with the daunting task, they were
again happy, the succulent grasses were
theirs for the taking. Now the sheep had a
bigger field of grass to eat. They didn't notice
the bones of the dead wolves they once
laughed at.

The lead sheep pointed at a starving wolf
standing on the other side of the new fence,
"Look there", he said as he swallowed a piece
of grass. "What does that silly wolf think he
wants?"

The flock laughed as they ate their grasses
blade by blade. When the grasses ran
out, they would again expand the fence.

Then one day, as the lead sheep pointed at
another starving wolf, the flock grew quiet,
for the wolf was inside the fence. He smiled
at the sheep, said a prayer to his God,
then mercilessly devoured their leader.

Shocked, the sheep couldn't believe their eyes.
"How could this happen to us", they wailed,
"God has forsaken us."

The wolf laughed and devoured a young lamb.
Smacking his lips, he grinned at the sheep and
said, "I was once a sheep like yourselves, but
I could find no grass to eat, for there was a
fence keeping me from it. My family starved
outside the fence and I lost my taste for
grasses"

The favorite sheep of the now eaten leader
stood and screamed at the wolf, "How dare
you invade our space! You were not invited!"
The wolf smiled as he swallowed another
lamb and replied, "That is your fault, you had
every opportunity."

The favorite sheep became fierce. "You're
right! We never invited you because-"
"Because you were fat and happy!", said the
wolf, as he swallowed the favorite sheep.

The wolf turned on the flock and yelled, "Aha!
You are my blades of grass now!"

The lone sheep smiled as he watched the
wolves in sheep’s clothing run away. He sat
there, eating the succulent grass, thinking
to himself: Where are the sheep going now?
It seems they have gone mad, running from
one lost cause to another.

[Traveler1234]

Well some Tulip girls may be a 6 for facial looks, but they never be less than 9 or 10 for sexual ability.

My Thai came unstuck when we went to Overtones music club at RCA. We were asking about the female sax player that T1234 had seen the previous night..

Ditto on Tulip, again.

Mick - not sure if you checked out or not. Things changing again, looks like I will return to Bkk this weekend for business (yes, work/meeting scheduled for Sat) but the upside is I get Sat night free and plan on Overtones for the Jimi Hendrix tribute.

If your TG is up to it, join me - as Poster Lion pointed out, we can be discrete and on my best behavior when the situation requires the same ;)

[M P Lurker]

Ditto on Tulip, again.

Mick - not sure if you checked out or not. Things changing again, looks like I will return to Bkk this weekend for business (yes, work/meeting scheduled for Sat) but the upside is I get Sat night free and plan on Overtones for the Jimi Hendrix tribute.

If your TG is up to it, join me - as Poster Lion pointed out, we can be discrete and on my best behavior when the situation requires the same ;)
Well she likes heavy metal and some heavy rock. I'll have to check if Hendrix is her style or not.

Today I leave the Lodge and go to Grand President (a little more expensive) but room is very slightly bigger. The thing is that this Hotel would seem totally dead if my GF weren't here to liven up the place a little.

Stiff Oak is going to have a full day with the very popular Miss T from the LL Sports bar. She certainly looks like a fun girl. Apparently he had a more than great time at Nataree yesterday. He couldn't believe the level of service received.

[M P Lurker]

Dear All,

I'd like to thank the members of the board for their gentlemanly conduct towards my ex-girlfriend-and-very-good-current-friend Jang. Let me just say, "Job well done!"

TOPICS OF DISCUSSION

1) Back when I was a kid I wasn't like Bill Clinton. I actually inhaled!
2) When men go crazy over Thai women.
3) 911 and the Invasion of Iraq
<cut> and so on.....

I only just got time to read this epistle in between mongering and meeting up with the GF.
Are you a writer by profession PosterLion?
Certainly a ROD without doubt.
Its great to see stylish writing that is open and honest without all the bullshit we sometimes see from the satirical type of writers.

Its great you brought Jaeng along. She certainly added to the party in many ways. I rarely meet such smart Thai women. I'm hanging in the wrong areas too much.

[Hatachi]

Hi all,

I'm in Taiwan for business and found really cheap tickets to BKK, so I'll be coming in tonght for my second time. Stayed at the hotel last April and had a blast, so I'm looking forward to being back. I'll be staying for 3 nights, and my girlfriend from Taiwan will be joining me for the third night, then we'll both go over to Pattaya for 2 nights, since we've never been out of Bangkok before.

Anyway, if people are around, say Hi.

Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?

See you!

[M P Lurker]

Hi all,

I'm in Taiwan for business and found really cheap tickets to BKK, so I'll be coming in tonght for my second time. Stayed at the hotel last April and had a blast, so I'm looking forward to being back. I'll be staying for 3 nights, and my girlfriend from Taiwan will be joining me for the third night, then we'll both go over to Pattaya for 2 nights, since we've never been out of Bangkok before.

Anyway, if people are around, say Hi.

Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?

See you!
Here is a link to BKK Oily MPs Map:
http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044836624e9b986acc9&ll=13.729547,100.570049&spn=0.058532,0.074844&z=14&iwloc=0004484883f0d64418b5b
Tulip is 6th marker (wheelchair :))on the list.

Giottos Guide:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=659352&postcount=2864
See chapter 2.12

A little summary of Tulip Girls:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=714068&highlight=Tulip#post714068

Standard tip for FS is 1500฿ (first shot). Pay for massage part separately downstairs (girl doesn't get any money from massage fee at all).

[Traveler1234]

Hi all,
Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?

See you!

Go to Bangkok Massage Parlor thread, type in Tulip in search and read to your heart's content.....;)

[Traveler1234]

Hi all,
Also, I see people raving about Tulip being a great place. Where is it, and how much does it usually run?

See you!

Go to Bangkok Massage Parlor thread, type in Tulip in search and read to your heart's content.....;)

PS - returning Sat afternoon, Giotto: going to take your friend M to Overtones on Sat...I assume it's the monthly pool party Sat night?

[Giotto]

Go to Bangkok Massage Parlor thread, type in Tulip in search and read to your heart's content.....;)

PS - returning Sat afternoon, Giotto: going to take your friend M to Overtones on Sat...I assume it's the monthly pool party Sat night?Mr. Marketing Director,

RIGHT. Shouldn't you know :) ???


Giotto

[Traveler1234]

Great party on Saturday night - a real pool party. Lots of visitors to the bar, good cat walk by the girls, some dirty dancing in the bar and culminating with many of us in the pool.

See pictures: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=725081&postcount=4221

PG rated, regulars to G will know who the stars are. Gave the boss a CD with all the photos I took for him to use for future 'marketing purposes'.

[LuvDaPuss]

Gents -

It is becoming unbearably painful to watch and see how much fun is going on there while I am stuck here in California. The earliest I can make it there would be November and even that is iffy. So please tone it down a bit or at least make up some more stories about the downside of things so that I don't double over with painful cramps of envy! Have you decency? no compassion?

If it was me there I wouldn't either. Enjoy and maybe we'll meet in November...........LDP

[NicFrenchy]

Gents -

It is becoming unbearably painful to watch and see how much fun is going on there while I am stuck here in California. The earliest I can make it there would be November and even that is iffy. So please tone it down a bit or at least make up some more stories about the downside of things so that I don't double over with painful cramps of envy! Have you decency? no compassion?

If it was me there I wouldn't either. Enjoy and maybe we'll meet in November...........LDPHAve you tried masturbating in front of the Pics from the Photo Gallery?

(ok that was a bad joke, sorry).

I'll try to tone it down to only 2 reports per week.

[LuvDaPuss]

Funny little joke there Frenchfucface. Sure hope to meet you there in November. It will be memorable........LDP

[M P Lurker]

http://61.90.250.46/webboard/uploads/post-12-1107838388.jpg

[1Ball]

Glad they fit you, Mick, I bought the same model a few weeks ago, they were a bit snug. I still have 13 dozen, will pass them on to you. Should last you 2 or 3 days. ;)

[Stiffoak 571]

http://61.90.250.46/webboard/uploads/post-12-1107838388.jpgAre they the ones I heard you talking about over brekkie one morning?

[Stiffoak 571]

Big thank you to all at LL. Had a wonderful time and it really did feel like being part of an extended family while I was there. Also helped by meeting some of the "names" from ISG

The room was good with the great jacuzzi (though do need to plan in advance if you want to use it). Food good and really enjoyed my time around the Sports Lounge. Although I perhaps didn't make full use being attracted so early to one girl and coming back to spend 24 hrs with her.

Overall a great place to relax inbetween the hustle of the city and I will put such sentiments on more public forums as well when I can

Thanks again Mr G

[Giotto]

Big thank you to all at LL. Had a wonderful time and it really did feel like being part of an extended family while I was there. Also helped by meeting some of the "names" from ISG
...Stiffoak 571,

Thanks for staying at Livingstone's lodge.

I think we had some fun together with the others :) .

To avoid writing a Jacuzzi manual we will order Emmy to take care of you and all other technical issues when you come next time...

Hope to see you back soon.


Giotto

[M P Lurker]

Glad they fit you, Mick, I bought the same model a few weeks ago, they were a bit snug. I still have 13 dozen, will pass them on to you. Should last you 2 or 3 days. ;)
I only got 5 dozen Condoms and 5 dozen lube sachets.

You had better provide a super suitacse too. :(

[Travellar22]

I have never ever seen this forum dead for so many days I wonder where is Mr G . I hope every thing is ok . As I have observed very few members contribute proper reports regarding their stay at the lodge but still atleast Mr G is always busy with few members with some chit chat.

Cheers

[Giotto]

I have never ever seen this forum dead for so many days I wonder where is Mr G . I hope every thing is ok . As I have observed very few members contribute proper reports regarding their stay at the lodge but still atleast Mr G is always busy with few members with some chit chat.
...Travellar22,

I am still alive - just need a break for some days leaving it to others to write something...

Lots of things ongoing at the moment, Songkran is coming up 13. - 15. of this month. Usually that is a kind of permanent party, so things have to be prepared.

Afterwards the raining season starts, and the roofs around the swimming pool have to be renovated. A new strategy of roof construction, may be we get them waterproof this time (I doubt it :) ).

Will come up with some stories soon.


Giotto

[NicFrenchy]

A new strategy of roof construction, may be we get them waterproof this time (I doubt it :) ).

uhoh... I sense a Great "This is Thailand" Story coming up about the roof construction LOL

G, please tell us a day or 2 before posting the review so that gives us a little time to buy the pop corn and beer :)

[GoodEnough]

Coming back to Bangkok for the first time in about 3 years, from the Philippines, and my friends and I have just booked three rooms at Livingstones. I want to thank all of you who have posted in such detail and with such humor about the place. Once I suggested to my friends that they check this forum before we booked rooms in the usual Sukimvit area, they became immediately convinced to give the place a shot. I'm looking forward to the trip, and if anyone's around during the first five days or so in May, please join us for a few beers.

GE

[Giotto]

... and my friends and I have just booked three rooms at Livingstones. I want to thank all of you who have posted in such detail and with such humor about the place. ...
Bestards,

We have found some more victims, GoodEnough and friends. Obviously there are still some guys out there who cannot believe that all this forum with the Bestards Club Members is only a marketing setup to get customers in here... :)

I will prepare the dungeon, and the usual surprises (don't know yet whether Emmy or the Auntie) will wait on arrival in the Jacuzzi. That standard procedure is somehow getting boring ... any ideas how we can make the visit of these guys "special" ?


Giotto

[Member #3428]

Obviously there are still some guys out there who cannot believe that all this forum with the Bestards Club Members is only a marketing setup to get customers in here... :)

Some fools will never learn. :) And it's a good thing there are fools out there or you wouldn't be a millionaire.

BTW.... When does the board get our dividends ??? 1Ball and I need some serious help in a lot of areas.


... any ideas how we can make the visit of these guys "special" ?

I still say Emmy is more then enough to please anyone. So she's gotta be perfect for GoodEnough and his friends. ;)


GOODENOUGH... enjoy your stay, enjoy BKK, enjoy LL, enjoy Soi 33....

[Revcolinn]

Hi guys,

Back home and in emotional agony after a really wonderful trip to LOS

So what of my experiences.

The Lodge

I must preface this by saying I had two distinct experiences with accommodation while in BKK. First at the Lodge and then at so called conventional "up market" hotels in the Siam and Pratenum area.

In terms of hospitality, homeliness and just relaxed fun (and I am not only referring to the fun we all think of as fun) the lodge wins hands down

Utmost warmth and hospitality from the boss man as well as all his staff. My greeting at reception was happy and smiley, I was accompanied to my room and show all the widgets and didgets that matter.

Then of course I met the one and only 1ball. (we have a wonderful saying back home for those mucho guys who can't take positive feedback it goes. Hey if I want a warm feeling I will [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) down my leg. Well 1ball here is a warm feeling from me.)

Thz mate you made my first two days a memorable experience and I don’t think I would have been able to enjoy BKK as much without your help and guidance. The fact that I made some uncalled for diagnosis of your mental state was in the nature of the fun and the experience. I went and checked my diagnostic manual and I have come up with some differential diagnosis which I will mail to you in private. In all seriousness it was great and I thk you for that.

The food at the Lodge was the best I had in Thailand without any question both Thai food and the Argentina steak I had on the night of the 21st where also met the rest of the management team and some others as well.

It was a great night, diverse as hell from the almost unintelligible accent of sonic boom to the crazy antics of tan. Are you married yet bro. To the measured input from 1234 and the unparalleled insight into MP’s form the licker. I was sitting here with the icons of the business. Getting the gen from the mouths of the specialists and having one fucking fun time.

A special mention must go to posterlion for bringing his friend along who showed us a different aspect of Thai women. She is great and if she is looking to get a hitched I am here in a shot.

The boss man can be harsh at times but it is pure exterior. When I asked him why I was sweating excessively he said because "you are and overweight, stinking, unfit farang. ". Thz dr g. You could have said it is 39 Celsius.

The rooms

I would say very very good value for money and next time room 115 plz. While 1234 said the mattress was shot I really enjoyed 115.

The bathrooms are as luxurious as any I saw at double the price.

The ladies

I am not even comment because if I left with one insight it is it all depends on the chemistry.

The women are gorgeous fun and down the line. No bullshit, no scam no nonsense however what is great for me may not work for you.

A final thought

1ball also is inclined to carry only half his attributes into to areas besides his physical state and even that I was not sure to true. The one ball that is. .

He often only gets half the story correct

YES I loved the beer garden on soi 7 but as a study in human behaviour only. LOL. And the so called 3 hours in a short time hotel was actually a trip with a Thai woman (from the beer garden yes) to MBK to buy a camera.

Love you all

Till next time

The Rev

[GoodEnough]

You guys are making me salivate! Giotto, let me assure you that while the "dungeon" (whatever that is) and the jacuzzi (I know that that is) may be boring to you, to those of us who haven't yet experienced them, they're not boring at all.

GE

[Sonic Bam]

First a German, now a South African giving me a hard time about my accent! And I'm the one who speaks the Queen's English! Cheers guys.

Rev
Pleasure meeting you. Pity we didn't get a chance to speak more about SA and Zim (even though you wouldn't be able to understand a word I said) - you disappeared quite quickly after dinner that night if I remember right and I'm not sure if you were alone either.

Good to hear you had a good time and survived the other half's visit to BKK without being caught with fingers in the sweetie jar.

Sonic

[Traveler1234]

Rev and Sonic

We had talked about a Board of Directors meeting in May - maybe you two can join us for another few days...good wine, fine women and great company ;)

[Member #3428]

Rev and Sonic

We had talked about a Board of Directors meeting in May - maybe you two can join us for another few days...good wine, fine women and great company ;)

Is that still on... what time frame... I thought that died out...

And sonic... I know it's non rev so you have excuse not to make it...

And rev... no way in heck I believe the camera story... I believe my brother 1ball .....

[Traveler1234]

Is that still on... what time frame... I thought that died out...


PIT suggested May - but I think we need Mr. G to coordinate this. Good chance I'll have to make another visit by mid/late May.

[Member #3428]

PIT suggested May - but I think we need Mr. G to coordinate this. Good chance I'll have to make another visit by mid/late May.

Hope G decides soon... takes me months to clear my schedule and I'm already booked for all of July and Aug in BKK.... I do need excuse to get back there sooner however.

[Sonic Bam]

Tansak
Like the play on words - rev, non rev. Others probably don't have a clue what you're getting at though.

Anyway, got a couple of commitments in May but if somebody throws up a couple of dates I'll see how they fit. Missing LOS already ..... or maybe it is the frost in the mornings (still!), cold wind, rain, etc.

[Member #3428]

Missing LOS already ..... or maybe it is the frost in the mornings (still!), cold wind, rain, etc.

If I remember correctly.... I think I remember who you're missing.... not what you're missing...

[Sonic Bam]

Okay, it's a fair cop guvnor, there is that other attraction as well.

[Stiffoak 571]

Doing my bit to promote:

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g293916-d604359-r14957703-Livingstone_s_Lodge-Bangkok.html

I especially like the double meaning with the reference to Tack as staff who "go the extra mile" - she was certainly memorable!

[Giotto]

...
I must preface this by saying I had two distinct experiences with accommodation while in BKK. First at the Lodge and then at so called conventional "up market" hotels in the Siam and Pratenum area.

In terms of hospitality, homeliness and just relaxed fun (and I am not only referring to the fun we all think of as fun) the lodge wins hands down
...
Revcolinn,

Thanks for staying at the Lodge, it was really fun to have you with us. You picked the fight time, many interesting people stayed here at the Lodge, and that makes the difference then to other hotels. And of course Emmy and the Auntie :) ...

I remember your fast diagnosis of the mental state of the Vice President - impressive! Did you propose a treatment already? :)


...The boss man can be harsh at times but it is pure exterior. When I asked him why I was sweating excessively he said because "you are and overweight, stinking, unfit farang. ". Thz dr g. You could have said it is 39 Celsius.
You are welcome! It was not 39 Celsius, and my mother taught me not to lie :)!


I would say very very good value for money and next time room 115 plz. While 1234 said the mattress was shot I really enjoyed 115.
Don't worry about the mattress of 115 - all the mattresses are turned now in a specific time period (don't know whether weekly or monthly)...that will hopefully avoid those problems in the future.

Take care down there in SA! And come back soon.


Giotto

[M P Lurker]

PIT suggested May - but I think we need Mr. G to coordinate this. Good chance I'll have to make another visit by mid/late May.
I'll be around at end of May and early June. probably do a side trip to Koh Chang, but hope to catch you guys again.

[PassinThrough]

Traveler1234,

I did mention May but that was a while back and there wasn't a great response. I am thinking of making a visit around the 12th for a few days. It will be a short trip as I have a lot going on these days. Any chance you or the other board members can make it? Would love to share a drink with you and the rest.

Cheers

PIT

[Giotto]

Bestards,

picking up the Board Meeting idea:

It looks like the second half of May could be ok for many of us, so what's about the weekend 17./18.05.2008?


Giotto

[SE Asia Joe]

Bestards,

picking up the Board Meeting idea:

It looks like the second half of May could be ok for many of us, so what's about the weekend 17./18.05.2008?


Giotto
Hmmmm.... wonder what the advance reservations/projected occupancy rate for the lodge that week-end is at present??

SEAJ

Ps. Hats off to you Giotto!

[Traveler1234]

It looks like the second half of May could be ok for many of us, so what's about the weekend 17./18.05.2008?

Giotto

I have penciled in may 17/18 and will try my best to make it there. Room 111 for me please - unless you get a new mattress for 115....LOL

;)

[Giotto]

Hmmmm.... wonder what the advance reservations/projected occupancy rate for the lodge that week-end is at present??
...
SE Asia Joe,

I did not even check that.


Giotto

[PassinThrough]

It looks like the second half of May could be ok for many of us, so what's about the weekend 17./18.05.2008?


Giotto

Put me down starting on the 12th (arriving late). Hopefully I can stay until the 18th.

PIT

[Jayleesf]

Giotto,

I sent an inquiry for a room between May 23-May 29 or 30, but have not heard back - been about 4 days.

What rates are available for that time?

Thanks

[Giotto]

Giotto,

I sent an inquiry for a room between May 23-May 29 or 30, but have not heard back - been about 4 days.

What rates are available for that time?

ThanksJayleesf,

Sorry for that, should not be a problem at all, rooms are available.

How did you send the room request, via our Website?

Please send me a PM with your name and E-Mail address, that I can check what has happened. Usually you will hear from us within 24 hours after sending your room request.

Thanks


Giotto

[Joe Cose]

I have heard that it is unwise to return to a beer bar and going with a different woman. Is this the case at LL?

[Jayleesf]

Jayleesf,

Sorry for that, should not be a problem at all, rooms are available.

How did you send the room request, via our Website?

Please send me a PM with your name and E-Mail address, that I can check what has happened. Usually you will hear from us within 24 hours after sending your room request.

Thanks

GiottoGiotto,

Will send you PM tomorrow once my ISG subscription goes through.

I also submitted another request through your website - for May 23 to 29.

Thanks

[M P Lurker]

I have heard that it is unwise to return to a beer bar and going with a different woman. Is this the case at LL?
I have had a good time with multiple girls from the LL sports bar plus some from outside on different days.
So if I was unwise, then I was unaware of any consequences.
:D

What's a beer bar? Don't all bars have beer? ;)
Do they specialize in lots of different beers?
BTW, I don't drink beer but I drink just about everything else.

[Member #3428]

I have heard that it is unwise to return to a beer bar and going with a different woman. Is this the case at LL?

If the girls know you will be butterfly then NO problem.... if you lead one to think it is more then yes there could be a girl with hurt feeling (or hurt wallet). But basically if you are straight forward and honest and you want to sample many... then I never see problem at LL with that issue. The girls know guys want to taste many at times.

EDIT: Let me add... if you butterfly, I not ever see the girls at LL cause a problem or say anything bad or such.... I mean if you go one then go another the next night I not see any girl cause a problem before. It is of course a gentleman thing to buy the girl you nailed a drink the next night or following nights and still talk them... just my POV....

[Member #3428]

Let me say that Thai women are terrible to understand and predict. Don't even try to understand a Thai lady. If you find a guy that says they understand the Thai girls then call him a LIAR....

I'm not going to put this into the stories section as it would give out too much info (but I remember one from giotto similar in the misunderstanding) but let me just say that I had my nuts handed to me on a silver platter because of a misunderstanding. Misunderstand some language... some trust... some cultural... etc.... but my nuts were handed to me tonight. ;)

And our wonderful Friend and brother Giotto.... well he is a total BESTARD. Not only did he help out (yes he did help out), but he also laughed his arse off and I got to provide a little bit of humour into his day. For that laugh I expect full course meal on the house of course. Serioulsy however... it is help from Bestards like Giotto and 1Ball and Mick and others that make going to the lodge and meeting folks that much fun and enjoyable. So I'm glad it's there.

The moment you think you understand.... is the moment to rethink your thought process. And the funny damn thing is that everything turned out to my advantage and benefit. So I went out and kicked the crap out of my dog and yelled at folks and gave Giotto a perfect laugh at me for no damn reason....

So Giotto... you are and always will be a BESTARD..... I know there's a friggin reason I go back to LL but I can never remember why.... maybe it's the abuse and the humour I provide to you and the staff.... And to think I might be there for two whole months shortly.... Oh christ... god help me....

[Giotto]

Let me say that Thai women are terrible to understand and predict. Don't even try to understand a Thai lady. If you find a guy that says they understand the Thai girls then call him a LIAR....
Tansak KTV,

LOL

As we all know it is very difficult to understand women anyway, but it is completely impossible to understand a Thai woman. Whenever you believe that you are close to understanding her - something will happen, or you will be confronted with a strange behavior, and you start with your understanding process from zero.


...Not only did he help out (yes he did help out), but he also laughed his arse off and I got to provide a little bit of humour into his day. ...
Of course I did! My daily life in this hell of Bangkok with all this Thai females around me is so serious and stressy - ah, what a hard life that is :) ! Every opportunity for a good laugh must and will be used!


The moment you think you understand.... is the moment to rethink your thought process. ...
After living in Thailand for some years now there is one thing I have understood: men and [Thai] women do not really fit together. Besides the strange phenomenon that we need them occasinally for the one or the other reason - women are only complicating our lives, adding confusion, chaos, trouble and all other kinds of serious problems into it - I sometimes think gay men are much better off then we heteros, they have somehow a male partner, and they have the chance to UNDERSTAND HIM. We don't have that chance!

Don't give up, my friend, don't even try to understand women, just deal with the consequences of their actions.


Giotto

[PassinThrough]

I sometimes think gay men are much better off then we heteros, they have somehow a male partner, and they have the chance to UNDERSTAND HIM. We don't have that chance!

Giotto

Mr. G.

Do you have any gay friends? I certainly do and they are just as screwed up in relationships as we are. You would think being the same gender gives then an edge but it doesn't seem to work that way. They seem to have as much trouble figuring out their partners as we do figuring out women. At least the women look better (My opinion).

PIT

[Joe Cose]

My second trip to Bangkok and to LL. I visited the Sports Bar on my first evening. The mamasan recognized me from last time and greeted me well, as did one of my girls from last time. Spent a great evening in very close contact with these two. The girl was very affectionate. Quite apart from the eventual sex, spending a few hours physically touching multiple women seems to meet a need I have, it is deeply satisfying – and difficult to find in the West, as far as I know.

So, as the evening drew to a close, I bar-fined the girl and up we went to my room – she was not pleased to hear the room number and was a little remote at first, the TV went on which I did not like much. I decided to let her settle, and sure enough after a while she warmed up again very nicely.

On my second evening, I went to the bar just to have a beer. I was greeted by the same two and I told them it was a beer-only night for me. They were great about this, and we ended up playing multiple games of pool.

Third day I asked where I could get a traditional thai massage and was recommended a place called CEFLE (?) in the alley right opposite LL. It was really good. And in very nice premises. Two hours only 300 bht. Worth a big tip.
Meanwhile LL as a hotel is again excellent, I particularly appreciate the great attitude of the staff. For me, probably the second trip is the best - the magic is still present but I am more confident and relaxed.

So, now the pool party is just beginning, the boss is on the mike introducing it – I must go.

[PassinThrough]

There doesn't seem to be much activity here these days.

I was wondering if anyone else is up for a "Board Meeting" aka party/get together at Livingstones on the 17th and 18th? I am definately planning on being there on the 17th and I hope I will not be drinking alone.

Cheers

PIT

[Duniawala]

There doesn't seem to be much activity here these days.

I was wondering if anyone else is up for a "Board Meeting" aka party/get together at Livingstones on the 17th and 18th? I am definately planning on being there on the 17th and I hope I will not be drinking alone.

Cheers

PIT
Wishful thinking for me. Won't be able to make it. But I'm sure the Marketing Director is coming.

[Traveler1234]

There doesn't seem to be much activity here these days.

I was wondering if anyone else is up for a "Board Meeting" aka party/get together at Livingstones on the 17th and 18th? I am definately planning on being there on the 17th and I hope I will not be drinking alone.

Cheers

PIT

i can't confirm just yet. Tansak TV in separate conversation said he won't be able to make it and 1Ball is recently MIA (as it Piper1).

[Member #3428]

i can't confirm just yet. Tansak TV in separate conversation said he won't be able to make it and 1Ball is recently MIA (as it Piper1).

Actually it depends on some issues but I think I'm in another part of the world during that time. I definitely could use a trip over there.

[Thor93]

It has been 5 months since I have been in Thailand, which I think is the longest I have stayed away for probably 10 years. I am usually there 5 or 6 times a year, so this is really a tough time for me. Unfortunately my job changed and I am spending all of my business travel time flying back and forth to the west coast in the US

I have been trying to sneak a trip in from the west coast of the US but trying to book a flight using frequent flyer miles to Bangkok has turned into mission impossible. The days of empty flights seem to have disappeared and despite my lofty status they can never find me a seat that coincides with when I am able to go.

The only thing that keeps me going is reading the forum here and some wishful thinking.

[1Ball]

i can't confirm just yet. Tansak TV in separate conversation said he won't be able to make it and 1Ball is recently MIA (as it Piper1).
Won't make it either.
In PMs with Piper, it is safe to say he will not be there either.

[Giotto]

Won't make it either.
In PMs with Piper, it is safe to say he will not be there either....just wonder if he is still alive ...


Giotto

[Traveler1234]

The only thing that keeps me going is reading the forum here and some wishful thinking.

Hope you can visit soon ;)

[Rick Hunter]

Only a couple more hours until I board my plane and then a short flight over to Bangkok and my arrival at the lodge. Looking forward to having a beer in one hand and a girl in the other at the sports bar later tonight.

[NicFrenchy]

Looks like I'll also be out of town... :(

I am wondering if I am ever going to make it to one of these Special Parties :)

[Piper1]

Won't make it either. In PMs with Piper, it is safe to say he will not be there either.
...just wonder if he is still alive ...
Man, you don't half of it! Wildcat found my mongerphone two weeks ago (full of SMSs from a cheeky hot Filipina I'd been meeting occasionally, plus a range of select WGs). She forgives but she don't forget, so I'm behaving myself ... mostly. Having to resort to daytime sessions (not my usual preference, but still fun). Still scouting Dubai late nights occasionally for new talent, but no more sleep-overs away from home for awhile. Have to be home by my 3:00am curfew.

Work was crazy busy for a while, but a lot of free time now to pump up my consulting business, around the mideast and beyond. Hopefully it will become a full-time venture. Wish me luck! (I need the travel opportunities). ;)

Finally managed to book a hot layover next month - a three-night stop in Labuan Island (an island of decadence, 45 minute boat ride from Brunei, jam-packed full of cute WGs - Filipinas, Indonesians, Thai Girls - and me). ;) G - if you're free to escape the lodge and join me, let me know.

Seems like it's fun as usual at the Lodge - will have to get back there one day.

[Thor93]

Hope you can visit soon ;)

My drought may be over. Just got the green light for an Asian trip in June that will include one night in Bkk on the company tab and another 5 nights on my time. Will have to figure out if I dare risk staying at the Lodge with the TGF. Since I am going to have to pay for the 5 days out of my pocket, I would prefer to stay there, but the TGF has a long memory and knows I am not to be trusted alone there.

[Joe Cose]

Following on from my report which ended with the beginning of the Saturday night pool party. The mamasan asked me if I wanted same girl as two nights before (girl 1) or different. I told her different. She immediately introduced me to girl 2, very pretty and spoke fair English. I drank Chung beer which has a good taste but is a lot stronger than the others. The evening unfolded with me and girl 1 drinking equally huge quantities of Chung beer and girl 2 drinking soft drinks. Girl 1 all over me, girl 2 being quite remote. On two occasions I was about to ask the mamsan to change the girl but in the nick of time girl 2 did just enough to keep me interested. By closing time, girl 1 was pretty drunk and so was I. So I bar-fined girl 2 and said good night to girl 1, no problem. Girl 2 was great in bed, a really good little w***e. Not much feeling but top quality service and an impeccable body. I still felt a bit drunk in the morning. I returned to LL five days later and was greeted by girl 1 even before I reached the sports bar. I spent the evening with her. I avoided Chung beer this time. I was looking for another girl and bought a couple of them drinks but no spark, so ended up bar-fining girl 1. We had a good night. Better than the first time. During the evening I saw girl 2, she was with another man. It gave me a surprisingly funny feeling to see this, but I got over it in about 90 seconds.

[GoodEnough]

Arrived at LL a couple of days ago and I must say that it lives up to or exceeds expectations in every respect. The staff is courteous, knowledgeable and efficient. The food at the restaurants is well prepared, tasty, and served well. I've not availed myself of the service available in the Sports Bar, though the girls are lovely indeed. However, in the interest of fairness, I've spread my business around going one night to Nana Plaza and the next to Soi Cowboy, with trips in between to Biergarden and Gullivers.

I especially like the design and amenities of the rooms. Very well done Mr. G.! Everything you need is in the room and conveniently located and attractive.

I thank everyone here, and especially Giotto for all of the information that led me here. My friends and I are really enjoying ourselves.

GE

[Giotto]

Man, you don't half of it! Wildcat found my mongerphone two weeks ago (full of SMSs from a cheeky hot Filipina I'd been meeting occasionally, plus a range of select WGs). She forgives but she don't forget, so I'm behaving myself ... mostly.
...Pipeman,

Ouch, that does not sound too good. If that happened to me here in Thailand I could not be sure to wake up "complete" any morning in the future :) (cut it off --> slice it to pieces --> give it to the ducks)!

Anyway - good to hear from you, hopefully your life will "normalize" soon.


Giotto

[PS.: If you need to prove that you are innocent I could send Island or Jungle Girl over there, just let me know.]

[Mr Doody]

This Is my second stay here.

This time just for 4 nights and with a rather difficult travelling companion. LL took it all in its typical Thai courteous style.

I checked in late at 1. 30am, and was alarmed to see all the bars in Soi33 closed. I was pointed to Nana parking lot by Guido which sorted me out for the night. Thanks!

I didn't bar fine form the sports bar this time, Not because there were none for me there but just ran out of time.

Just one comment. My room 116 was very noisy this may be due to the stud walls between me and my neighbours

Thanks Again LL staff and Mrs & Mrs G.

[GoodEnough]

I cannot add any new insights about Bangkok or Livingstone's Lodge, but I do want to again thank Mr. and Mrs. G for this place. I thoroughly enjoyed my stay, and I look forward to coming here again in six months or so. My room was blessedly quiet, and the one (very) small problem I had was fixed within minutes of my bringing it to the attention of management.

Unfortunately, I ran out of time before I could sample the delights of the Sports Bar, but it's good to leave something for next time. Mr. G's advice about where to go and how to get there was precise, accurate and extremely helpful as it saved me from wasting time and effort.

I also did not have the time to check out the clubs on Soi 33, though they looked very promising. My mission was to hit the trifecta, by sampling consecutively from Nana, Patpong and Cowboy, the traditional "big three," and I succeeded and had a great time doing it.

We had dinner again tonight at the hotel and again, the quality of the food was high. The service was excellent and I think that the prices are very reasonable. There's no reason for me to stay anywhere else.

Thanks Mr. and Mrs. G. for making my first stay with you so comfortable, hassle free and enjoyable.

GE

[Duniawala]

Knock, Knock. Is anybody home?

I heard that Dr.G closed the Lodge, packed up and went back to Germany. Is that true? I don't believe it but I had to ask.

[Member #3428]

Knock, Knock. Is anybody home?

I heard that Dr.G closed the Lodge, packed up and went back to Germany. Is that true? I don't believe it but I had to ask.

G is not normal but he's not crazy enough to move back to Germany ;).

I heard he's busy trying to find more staff and having to do a lot of work himself now a days because all the staff were getting married to ISG guys....

[1Ball]

G is not normal but he's not crazy enough to move back to Germany ;).

I heard he's busy trying to find more staff and having to do a lot of work himself now a days because all the staff were getting married to ISG guys....
Tansak, didn't you tell me you saw him roaming the halls wearing a little French maid's outfit, with a feather duster in his hand?

[Member #3428]

Tansak, didn't you tell me you saw him roaming the halls wearing a little French maid's outfit, with a feather duster in his hand?

First of all that was a secret.... and I said it was Auntie with a whip not a duster.... I'm not sure what those two were doing and I'm positive I don't want to find out...

[Giotto]

Friends and Bestards,

Don't worry about me! I am very very busy at the moment, but it is really fun.

Somebody wants details?

OK, I have this small side job there in Singapore and Germany, and I decided to develop a new piece of Software, a product for those companies. It is the 10th generation of our software, and there are lots of new software development technologies out there I have to check to find out the best approach for what I want to do.

During the last three years I built rooms, bars, restaurants and dungeons, organized frontdesk, service and lady drink procedures, discussed serious matters with maids, service staff and bar girls, founded the Club of the Bestards - and now I sit here at my desk close to the swimming pool and think about important staff like GWT, JSF, Hibernate, Spring or Seam Framework, EJB3, JEE, Eclipse... The basic problem is that I have to reactivate my normal brain, which was completely deactivated, the small brain had taken over. Furthermore I realize that I am not that young any more, and most of the time the normal brain refuses to cooperate.

That's basically all ... I suffer a lot, as usual :)!

As for Livingstone's - things are going well here. Many new girls in the bar, after you BESTARDS took out the best ones, but the never ending supply filled the stock up again. Don't know how they find us, but the walk in here and start working. Cat (the dancer) is back as well as some other girls who stopped for a time, and after finding out that nothing lasts forever they returned to their "home".

The hotel has a good occupancy, but we are going into the low season now, and we usually have rooms available every day. Many customers from the years before return, and that helps the business a lot. And - we have walk-in customers every day, don't know how they find us, obviously the word of mouth is spreading around now.

The raining season has started - yesterday it was really bad, rain from the early evening to late night - yep, that is the moment when I take my computer and move upstairs to the room to develop some new Java classes - life is not bad :) !!

Btw., no time any more, I have to work!


Giotto

[Giotto]

I cannot add any new insights about Bangkok or Livingstone's Lodge, but I do want to again thank Mr. and Mrs. G for this place. I thoroughly enjoyed my stay, and I look forward to coming here again in six months or so. My room was blessedly quiet, and the one (very) small problem I had was fixed within minutes of my bringing it to the attention of management. ...
GoodEnough,

Apologies for my late response (HTTPServletResponse :) ), and thanks for staying here at Livingstone's. It was a pleasure to have you and your team here with us.

Trifecta - LOL!!! OK, you opened the can of worms - now give us your opinion about the 3 areas, the quality, and the recommendation which area is the best of those 3.

Thanks again, and come back soon to your home in Bangkok.


Giotto

[Giotto]

All,

The CFO arrived at the Lodge. Red carpets everywhere, as usual.


Giotto

[Member #3428]

Friends and Bestards,The basic problem is that I have to reactivate my normal brain, which was completely deactivated, the small brain had taken over. Furthermore I realize that I am not that young any more, and most of the time the normal brain refuses to cooperate.

Don't worry... with the CFO there and I'll be on the way after him we'll have plenty of time to corrupt you back to normal. Plus it will [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off the ladies if we head out for a while without them.... might be expensive and cost us and risk some knives and ducks... but we'll do our best to get you back in line.

[Giotto]

First of all that was a secret.... and I said it was Auntie with a whip not a duster.... I'm not sure what those two were doing and I'm positive I don't want to find out...Tansak KTV,

I activated my brain, and I read - THIS!!!

Wait, my friend, wait, until you come here again! You will suffer - I promis. It will start at the airport, when the "Auntie with the whip" will pick you up instead of that hot-blooded beautiful Thai woman you expect, and the suffering will not end until the day you leave ...

Just wait, BESTARD :) !


Giotto

[Member #3428]

Tansak KTV,

I activated my brain, and I read - THIS!!!

Wait, my friend, wait, until you come here again! You will suffer - I promis. It will start at the airport, when the "Auntie with the whip" will pick you up instead of that hot-blooded beautiful Thai woman you expect, and the suffering will not end until the day you leave ...

Just wait, BESTARD :) !


Giotto

Atleast I got you to reactivate your brain and think about things again. That's what friends are for isn't it?

If I do not tell the "hot-blooded beautiful thai woman" when I am landing what makes you think I'd tell you and auntie??? especially since I am to show up with co-workers this time...

You know I'm just going to show up, take the girls, and ruin your meal.... :)

And as far a suffering goes... I think I have suffered enough with that "hot blooded thai woman" ;) I'm not sure how much more I can suffer.... I'm getting too old for some of this stuff.

[Duniawala]

Wow!

Dr. G in a French Maid uniform, Auntie going all over the dungeon, etc. etc. Great, Giotto's Lodge is coming alive again.

I got depressed today when the young lass at my bank told me "Hey, you are just 5 days older than my dad." Thanks young lady.

That makes my case again for going to LOS.

Will see you Bestards soon.

[Neufie]

My thanks to Mr & Mrs G for a very pleasant and enjoyable stay at LL.

Your place is unique and my experience unique compared to my stays at any other hotels. I thoroughly enjoyed it all! And, "Welcome to Our Home" describes it all for me from the first day I checked in. There is no equal in BKK now.

Mr. G, you may not have noticed the many small things your staff helped me with, but I certainly noticed the spirit and level of service which these things were done. 5 star! I have rarely felt myself relax as much as I did, on a working holiday, but you have all the facillities I needed for that.

A few more reports to write up in the mean time in other sections. I will be talking the place up where I am, and hope to be back with you in 3. 4 months.

Good Luck & Best Regards, til then!

[Giotto]

...
I got depressed today when the young lass at my bank told me "Hey, you are just 5 days older than my dad." Thanks young lady.

That makes my case again for going to LOS.

Will see you Bestards soon.Sir,

That's great news. As for the TQM issue - there are lots of new "workers" to be checked, we urgently need you here, whether you are 5 days younger than my father or not :) !


Giotto

[Giotto]

Some of you readers will still remember The Duck from 2 years ago. Today - she just walked into Livingstone's together with friends...

I had no time to talk to her, and I don't know what happened in her life. But somehow I feel, that she will be back soon.


Giotto

[Duniawala]

Some of you readers will still remember The Duck from 2 years ago. Today - she just walked into Livingstone's together with friends...

I had no time to talk to her, and I don't know what happened in her life. But somehow I feel, that she will be back soon.


Giotto
Roasted Duck, anyone? :D

[PassinThrough]

Mr. G has been sitting near the pool almost everyday, but he doesn't look to comfortable, I think he might have gotten whipped to hard by Auntie. I think Emmy was running around in a nurses uniform offering to rub some salve in the wounds and kiss them better. I just close my eyes and pretend it is all a dream.

After a couple days of hard rain it has gotten much nicer. It still rains a little each day but but nothing to worry about. Mr. G had people out fixing part of the thatch roof so it would stop leaking during a hard rain, I hope it works so the waitresses can stop carrying around an umbrella when they work :-)

The lodge is looking as good as ever. I like the nice touch of a robe and slippers in the room. I didn't use them, but they were nice. The bar girls were looking quite nice but I didn't look much as I was occupied with one special lady. I didn't even make it to Soi Cowboy and the only massage I got were legitimate ones at Cefle (I must be losing it).

There is a great new menu, actually 2 menus, one for the steak house and on for the Thai food. Everything we got was great but I have to recommend the sausage roll.

Just enjoying life and all it has to offer.

PIT (CFO of a great little place in BKK)

[Traveler1234]

Sorry but couldn't make it out as had originally planned. Looks like PIT has a monopoly on the girls - again ;)

Say hello to Ms. Y and everyone else

[PassinThrough]

Sorry but couldn't make it out as had originally planned. Looks like PIT has a monopoly on the girls - again ;)

Say hello to Ms. Y and everyone else

Consider it done. wish you cold have been here but I found things to keep me busy :-)

PIT

[Fon Tok]

I spent Saturday night at LL and, as usual, everything was great. My lovely Sabai Sabai massage lady stopped by to tuck me in at 1am. There's really nothing better than "delivery! " I wish that she hadn't nipped my neck, though, as I have to now wear high collars around my apartment for a few days. The GF, who will soon arrive home from a visit up-country, has an eagle eyes for these things, hmmm.

My question for Mr. G: Do you sell the nicely embroidered robes? When the time comes that I have to move back home to the States to take care of the farm, I want one for lazy lounging around the house, with sheepskin slippers of course!

[Duniawala]

Hey Dr. G,

Since this place is sleeping, I thought it might be a better way, rather than sending you a PM. Will be at your esteemed lodge 6-9 June, i.e. if you have any available rooms. Of course, the dungeon must be cleaned up and lined up with the lassies for inspection.

[Member #3428]

Hey Dr. G,

Since this place is sleeping, I thought it might be a better way, rather than sending you a PM. Will be at your esteemed lodge 6-9 June, i.e. if you have any available rooms. Of course, the dungeon must be cleaned up and lined up with the lassies for inspection.

I'll miss you by a few days... too bad. We could have ganged up on G...

[Traveler1234]

I'll miss you by a few days... too bad. We could have ganged up on G...

Gangbangs? Count me in :D

[Travellar22]

Hi guys,

I will be going back to livingstone's on 29th of may. Though I will be in Bangkok on 25th but have to do some work so will be staying at marriott for four nights and that too away from bars and girls loll.

Let us see what happens this time as last time I was stucked with a virgin girl and this time I have plans to change as many girls as possible as will be there for atleast two weeks.

[M P Lurker]

I will probably show up at LL for a night or 2 at end of May while not tied up by the GF.

[M P Lurker]

Gangbangs? Count me in :D
I'm dreaming of being attacked by a gang of pretty girls from the sports bar but they are mostly a little too "riap roy" (well behaved). But I can usually find the right girl/guy ratio (high) gangbangs at SOL when feeling excessively depraved.

[Member #3428]

Auntie Auntie Auntie....

http://www.macaudailytimesnews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=11512&Itemid=32

Better watch what you say.... and of course prostitution does not exist in LOS... what are you talking about?

[Giotto]

...
Since this place is sleeping, I thought it might be a better way, rather than sending you a PM. Will be at your esteemed lodge 6-9 June, i.e. if you have any available rooms. Of course, the dungeon must be cleaned up and lined up with the lassies for inspection.Sir,

not sleeping, busy working!

Room reserved!

Same procedure as every year, James! (Emmy, Auntie and the ladies queuing in front of your room)


Giotto

[Duniawala]

Sir,

not sleeping, busy working!

Room reserved!

Same procedure as every year, James! (Emmy, Auntie and the ladies queuing in front of your room)


Giotto
Thanks for the room reserve. Final dates are as follows

Arrive June 4 early Morning, Leave June 5 at noon

Arrive June 7, midnight, Leave June 10 early a.m.

Many thanks. This time will take you up for the Soi Cowboy tour.

[Giotto]

Thanks for the room reserve. Final dates are as follows

Arrive June 4 early Morning, Leave June 5 at noon

Arrive June 7, midnight, Leave June 10 early a.m.

Many thanks. This time will take you up for the Soi Cowboy tour.Sir,

just for information: I will not be in Bangkok on 04.06.2008, back on 06.08.2008. Some business in Singapore...

See you on 07.08.2008.


Giotto

[M P Lurker]

I will arrive at LL late Wed night and stay at least one more night, if any fellow mongers are around.
But please bare in mind, I will may not surface much due to severe sex starvation. But then again I will need some breaks between girls. I'm getting old and out of condition.

Don't worry Giotto, I am booked in already.

[M P Lurker]

Plane to Suwanaphuum was delayed by very heavy rain squall. Breezed straight through Immigration (at 11PM) but had to wait over 30 mins for bags (bad weather?).
Didn't really arrive at the Lodge for check in till just after midnight. Immediately greeted by Auntie G and Miss S (Mrs Giotto). Coped a subtle jibe about "something strange" which presumably refered to my declining waste line but Thais like to be a little bit indirect.
C the barman says he has missed Ajarn (teacher) Mick as I am his very part time English tutor when there is something he doesn't understand well.
Quick hello to Giotto.

It was a hot sticky night, so was releaved to get into the Air-con.

Had a quick drink at the sports bar before closing time (1AM). Barman C handed me some notes and joked that he wanted to barfine me but I indicated that it was bad form for the teacher to mess with his student, even if a part time one. Although he is really handsome, I obviously only do girls and only "real" girls.

Being sex starved I decided to get 2 girls who like working together from Suzi Wong which wasn't closed yet. Miss B and P. Both are skinny girls who know how to have a great pussy licking time. Miss B commented that it was real lucky for her that Miss J wasn't at SW that night. But she need not have been worried. I might have had to take all 3.

The girls really like the rooms. The semi-african look is quite romantic. Miss P loves the artistic bed lamps. They also like the size of the bathrooms that 3 people can fit in there at the same time. Conveniently 3 big towels provided. Many Thais have have tiny bathrooms at home.

The bed is easily big enough for 3 too. Thai girls are so little. The tall one Miss B is only 45 Kg. I called them coffee and milk as each is a different skin colour.

I didn't take any pics because I have lots of these 2 girls already and was desperate for some real action on the bed.
We got to try lots of interesting postion combinations.
e.g.
fingering 2 pussies
1 pussy on dick and 1 on mouth
getting licked/sucked below by an unseen girl while my face is working on the other
screwing 1 girl while watching her masturbate the other
doggy with 1 girl while she licks the other pussy with my face close to watch the detail.
the doggy girl collapses on her tummy. Then I can watch a little, lick a little, kiss a little while still screwing her from behind.
continue screwing a girl from behind and have girl 2 lick my balls concurrently. This was my favourite, but a 3rd pussy could handy here.

Miss B was a really loud moaner so I hoped that we weren't disturbing anyone. Eventually we were all sated and sleep was long overdue.

Its near the end of month so SW girls will be stuggling with their monthly lady drinks quotas (its not peak season), so I might need to by quite a few lady drinks on the next visit to save them fines.
I have a trick I use at Suzie Wong. As I like to drink mostly soft to keep in good shape for sex (don't need to be anesthetized), I order very few man drinks but sneakily drink the lady drinks instead. And I am a very thirsty customer. This is much better for the girls. So they really appreciate this system that saves them fines of their monthly salary.

Miss Phen with the D cups, an ex P4P girl (at lollipop many years ago) is coming from Prachinburi to see me today after her market sales are completed. I am also keen to catch up with some of my regular MP girls (well just one I guess for today). Maybe one can stay the night. So its going to be busy.

I am typing this at breakfast. Giotto and some others are all on their notebooks using the wireless connection.

[M P Lurker]

Phen was ill today so had to take a rain check. This left time to see my favourite soapy girl at Utopia. Forgot the world as usual.

Got a haircut and then BTS back to Phrom Phong. Stopped at Thonglor 2 Massage shop to order take out at 9.30PM plus. 1K to the MP and agreed on minimum tip for the girl. Ate dinner with Miss J and her cousin Miss A from the sports bar. They started to teach me a few Khmer language words and phrases (as uses in in some parts of Issaan - Surin, Buriram, Sisaket). Then I got a phone call to say my take out girl was arriving.

Her massage is not that special so I gave her one instead (swedush oil style). She is a tiny cute thing. She claims 45 Kg. But where are all those kg? Her bum is small so she claims it must be in her nearly C cups (look strange on a small slim girl but no silicone). She has the smoothest softest most beautiful pussy that you ever saw. Extended sex session with a couple of short rests before resuming till we were both done in.

Gave her an extra good tip for the hard work.
Not sure I have energy left to get up to anything further.
Had intended to look for Miss J at Suzi Wong but too tired. The jet lag has finally hit me.

I have had 4 girls now since < 24 hours ago but none of them were new girls for me. All repeats. It guarantees really good sessions when you already know the girls. No gambles.
But I had wanted to find and try one of the hotter girls at Angel26 or Euro. Will that be the assignment tomorrow morning? or depravity at SOL? Options/options :confused:

[Sonic Bam]

Cheers, Mick. You know how to make a guy feel good. :(
Keep up the reports though. Will suffer in silence.

[Piper1]

... I have had 4 girls now since < 24 hours ago but none of them were new girls. All repeats. It guarantees really good sessions when you already know the girls.And when they already know you.

The fact that you make the effort to speak Thai fluently and appreciate the culture also helps. After meeting you, I thought you mostly lived in Thailand.

[M P Lurker]

And when they already know you.

The fact that you make the effort to speak Thai fluently and appreciate the culture also helps. After meeting you, I thought you mostly lived in Thailand.

Cheers, Mick. You know how to make a guy feel good. :(
Keep up the reports though. Will suffer in silence.
Many trips to Thailand planned for this year (this is the 3rd one) and one to Europe.

I have put up with just wanking for a few weeks, so I thought that now I am into bountiful pussy, I should rub it in a bit. But I have to meet up with the GF later today so that will bring me back to just a moderate level of sex. Fortunately I have chosen a sensitive highly orgasmic girl but then its no challenge to get her off at all.

My playing up might be then confined to while she is at English class.

I am not sure that I can take sports bar girls often here anymore. When I start to get to know the girls and which ones are special to my other mongering mates on the ISG (the most desirable ones) and know the other staff here too well it confuses me. This leaves me with taking only the new girls that I haven't seen with my mates. However the new girl I met was a cousin of Miss J so thats danger.

[M P Lurker]

I'll try to be unbiased. Didn't get round to having a swim in the pool buts its nicely clean.

Free internet
LAN cable in room is very fast and so is wireless connection in other areas. No need to even signon. My machine remebers security code from last stay.

The Room
Its just a Superior room but adequate for me at just 1800฿ plus taxes.
Air con cools the room down quickly. Working well.
I didn't feel warm even if I set Air Con to higher than usual temperature. Must have a dehumidifying effect as well to make it feel more comfortable. Could easily set the temperature lower but I set it to suit the Thai girls coming to my room as well.
Bed very comfortable. Several girls commented that they like the room decor.
Shower has electric hot water heater.
After the shower the bathroom floor tiles feel nicely warm (not too much). Hot water pipe is under the floor from heater to shower nozzle perhaps causes the tiles to warm up slightly or is it just the hot weather?
Shampoo and Conditioner were nice (changed from previously) and option of either bar soap or shower cream.
Not the absolute quietest Hotel due to low levels but I didn't have any noise problems. Those very easily woken by small sounds could have a problem.
Fridge could have been a little colder (low on gas?) but O.K. I put low fat sugar-free ice-cream in the little freezer for 6 hours or so and was still firm but didn't go hard as a rock (so just cold enough on max cooling setting).

Food
Evening restaurant is a good standard for both Thai and Western food. Prices are moderate. Girls had BBQed prawns which were huge and yam (Thai salad) oysters. I had some soy steamed fish with ginger (watching the waste line). All very good.
It poured with rain but I could still find a dry covered spot to eat outside. Outside tables that were wet were marked by leaning the chairs.

The breakfast waitress is super attentive and a reasonably good selection of Western and Thai breakfast fare available (included in room price so would be crazy to eat out for breakfast), hasn't got the smorgasboard like large hotels, but choices are quite good.
Bar staff do a good job with mixing drinks.

Atmosphere
This is a fun alive Hotel with friendly staff. Very girl friendly of course. Girl company available in the sports bar.

During dinner with two girls, the manager approaches looking very formal. I am scared he is going to give bad news that the king prawns are not available (impossible really), but no, he is just checking that I am having a great time.

[M P Lurker]

A certain ex-staff member from Livingstone's Lodge now works at the Grand President. I trust she is very discreet.

I was going to give a hint for another ISG member who might be interested but perhaps I better not. :D

[Mr Jetsetter]

I'm a VERY light sleeper and have an obsession with staying in top-floor rooms as far away from stairwells and other noise sources as possible. I am leaning toward staying at the Livingstone Lodge during my upcoming November trip because of its overwhelmingly positive reviews but would still appreciate a little advice/feedback from LL regulars. Are noise issues a legitimate source of concern? What room(s) would you deem to be the most quiet? I always carry earplugs and request floor fans for the wonderful and soothing droning noise they produce, but I have stayed in places around the world where such measures are futile, to say the least.

BTW, I have been in email contact with Guido and appreciate how quickly he has gotten back to me. He states that all the rooms are on one floor. I am assuming this means they are all on the second floor, as the web site has pictures of rooms with balconies facing the pool. I am not really concerned with whether the room is a superior or deluxe -- the noise factor is the biggest issue.

I am also hoping incentives might be available for a 7-day stay. The promotions listed here all expired last month. But this is another subject...

[Rambis Youth]

I checked with Giotto last month - the promotions are still valid.

[1Ball]

Mr. Jetsetter, I have stayed at LL many times, and like you, am a very light sleeper. I have never had a problem with noise, and have stayed in 116, which if memory serves me right, is directly above the sports lounge, which plays very loud music, until the early hours of the morning. i tell you, there must be 3 feet of solid concrete as a ceiling, as no noise, or rumbling makes it through.

Of course, if you are there as the same time as Piper1, and he comes fully stocked with his infamous supply of cock rings, the whole building will shake, and you will not sleep a wink. ;)
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=96005

And BTW, the original wing, which houses the Lodge per se, has rooms on 1 level, however, the new renovated area has at least 2 levels of rooms, and might even have 3.

[Traveler1234]

Mr. Jetsetter,
the new renovated area has at least 2 levels of rooms, and might even have 3.

Ask for the old wing, as you upstairs, turn right and there is a hallway of rooms. Don't take 111 or 110, as you will hear noise from stairway and downstairs.

Enjoy

[Member #3428]

Ask for the old wing, as you upstairs, turn right and there is a hallway of rooms. Don't take 111 or 110, as you will hear noise from stairway and downstairs.

Enjoy

I can't remember the room but there is one by the maid closet that was kind of noisy, or so I heard the story goes. I guess the maid early morning opening and shutting the door and getting her supplies. But I have never heard a dang thing and sleep just fine. So I guess just add to his list to make sure it's not a room by the maid closet.

Honestly, in all my travels I found LL to be very quiet and agree with 1Ball that there must be huge qty of concrete around the rooms as I've had issues other places with thin walls and such but never at LL.

Plus I can honestly say I've never heard "noises" from other rooms while I'm in my room no matter which of the directors are in town. Thank God for that.... :)

[Kenya69]

I can't wait until January for my return visit to the Lodge so i am planning a quick trip in between jobs. I am going to try for late August or early September. Could any of you fine gentlemen help me with imformation on flights. As my flight in January is already booked and paid for i would like to get there this time for the best possible price. My work schedule changes fairly often so it would have to be a ticket that the dates can be changed for a nominal fee or even better for free.Prices so far from the east coast of Canada are well up over 2k. I can get to LA for a fair price. Any good options out of there.

Any of you gentlemen from US or Canada have any ideas. Any PM's or reports would really be appreciated. Everybody have a great summer.Thanks in advance.Kenya69

[Ken Orvik]

Looks like this is all paid for in advance. But what the hell. That is what internet is all about I guess.

[Member #3428]

Looks like this is all paid for in advance. But what the hell. That is what internet is all about I guess.

You want to explain this, maybe I'm brain dead but I have no idea what you are talking about. What is paid for in advance???

[Ken Orvik]

I dont know if you are Jackson or what?
I think the Mariott and the Landmark would pay a great deal of money to get their own tread here, but do you??????

Great but not great in the same time. As long as this forum should be free of advertising`???????

I guess the LL are a great place to stay, and I will be trying it out in August, but I dont like that its the only hotel with its own tread in this forum.

Maybe I am wrong and got it all wrong, Just tell me.

Ken.

[Member #3428]

I dont know if you are Jackson or what?
I think the Mariott and the Landmark would pay a great deal of money to get their own tread here, but do you??????

Great but not great in the same time. As long as this forum should be free of advertising`???????

I guess the LL are a great place to stay, and I will be trying it out in August, but I dont like that its the only hotel with its own tread in this forum.

Maybe I am wrong and got it all wrong, Just tell me.

Ken.

OK, fair enough. I think you should reserve judgment until you actually see the place or know the man. Some ISG members do not like "German Boy" but others are comfortable at Livingstones and enjoy their time there. Some folks stay at other locations but eat / drink at LL. Some folks stay at LL and take from outside and not from LL. Will you like LL or not, who knows? Let us know after August mate. And if you are there in August we might be there same time.

I know any place or person who contributes and talks with Jackson could get their own thread. But do you see Landmark or JW posting and helping people? Do you see banners saying stay at Landmark or such? Do you see anyone from any other place offering advice and opinions? Have you seen Giotto's posts about the MP's and such? There are private threads in China, Philippines and others as well, not just the Thai thread.

Giotto, or as you termed him "German Boy", has helped out a lot of long time residents and newbies. I even know "German Boy" is away right now but I will be sure to tell him what a classless piece of dirt he is for you when I see him next week. ;) Just joking, but mate, but seriously, reserve comments until you can speak from experience. If you meet him and think he's a piece of crap then fine, we'll hoist a glass and toast that opinion.

[Ken Orvik]

Ok mate. Lets see. I will be in Bkk on 25 aug. and head of for LL. Meet me there on the 25 aug. I will be there. I will apologise if I have been too direct, but I think I have pointed out some things I dont like. BUT THEN AGAIN there will be others who love all of this. Lets have a drink. On me!!!!

Ken.

[1Ball]

Has it been mentionned that Giotto and Stick are good friends, and often have a drink together???

[Member #3428]

Ok mate. Lets see. I will be in Bkk on 25 aug. and head of for LL. Meet me there on the 25 aug. I will be there. I will apologise if I have been too direct, but I think I have pointed out some things I dont like. BUT THEN AGAIN there will be others who love all of this. Lets have a drink. On me!!!!

Ken.

maybe a little late and a little early for me, PM me if you want as I'm in BKK and otu often. But I might be in Indo two older statesmen.

[Giotto]

Just return from a business trip to Singapore.

I stayed in the same hotel as always, and we had company rates there ever since. 4 years ago the room rate was SGD 155.00 ++ - and now it is SGD 310.00 ++.

The room was may be 12 sqm ... - now it is enough, I will change the hotel. Unbelievable what is going on in this city, the prices are exploding.

I had no option to check out the night life during this visit - Mrs. Giotto was with me for a "small" shopping trip...


Giotto

[Giotto]

I can't wait until January for my return visit to the Lodge so i am planning a quick trip in between jobs. I am going to try for late August or early September.
...
Kenya69,

Long time no hear, how are things going there in cold Canada?

August / September would be a good idea, there are some people missing you already, don't let them wait until January :)!


Giotto

[Member #3428]

Mrs. Giotto was with me for a "small" shopping trip...

How come I doubt it was "small" ;)

[Kenya69]

Hey Giotto,

Just got home from 4 weeks away on a job and got back to reading reports on the board. I really miss it when i don't have access to it. Home for 3 days and then leaving again for Christ knows how long. I am homesick for the Lodge and your superb staff. Please say hi to your lovely wife and all your staff for me. You have a great team of people working for you. Enjoy reading all the posts from some great writers. I appreciate all these guys taking the time to write their experiences. For me they are both informing and entertaining. Thanks guys. Wish i could write like them but i am lacking the talent so to speak.I am hoping i can meet and drink and of course buy some of these guys some drinks when i am there. Call it pay back if you like. Been working too much lately because i am taking 2 months off starting in January. Finally said F___ T___ and decided i would try to squeeze a week in August or September.Cant wait for another relaxing vacation at the Lodge. Thought I might get some imformation from our friends on the board about deals on flights from America or Canada. With the Olympics going on in Bejing it seems to be more difficult at that time of the year. I try with the limited amount of time and internet access that i have but i am not having much luck. Just looking for a little help in getting me back to "Paridise" I would really appreciate any help in what direction to go.

Thanks Giotto.

Take care and see you soon.

Your Friend in Canada

[Kenya69]

Sorry. Nothing to do with our hobby.Just thought i would show you guys the shit we put up with on the f______ east coast of Canada. Icebergs in June.

Think it is too hot in Bangkok.

[Kenya69]

Sorry gentleman. Sorry to take up space on this board. The gin and tonic is starting to hit me. Can't drink liquor on the job so I am making up for it now. I am on a roll with these reports. Virgins of Bangkok beware. That fine gentleman Traveler 22 is on his way back to Bangkok in a couple of months. Some more great reports coming. He should be able to round up the other virgin in Bangkok this trip. Hopefully the son of a ***** will be there in Jan of 2009. I would love to hang with him again. He is in the same class as Mr. G, Tansak, 1Ball, NicFrenchy, DuniawandI MickLicker and any of you other cats I missed. (I am not a fulltime viewer). All great writers of our time. A class act he is. See ya.

[Sonic Bam]

a "small" shopping trip... Giotto

Put it down as early birthday presents, Mr G? I'm sure she is worth every cent.

[Member #3428]

and decided i would try to squeeze a week in August or September.

Let me know when in Aug or Sept as I will be around that time most likely also.

On your flights, PM me your details, I have an IATA agency and can usually have the staff look around. I'm not from North America but if I remember correctly I think KLM had some decent fares, Philippine Air had some decent fares and that was about it. But Philippine Air you are going like LA to Hawaii to Guam to MNL to BKK sometimes or some BS like that but it was like 1900 for biz class (last year before the oil surge) and if you want cheap Fiesta Class was lower. Little Big Man usually came up with some good fares. Anyways... PM me and I'll see if the staff can help your search if you have limited Internet Time.

Anything to help you get back to the ones that are missing you ;)

[Member #3428]

Kenya69, China Airlines, Philippine Air, Asiana Airlines, All Nippon, United

All were showing the lower fares. Out of those I would do any except China Airlines (however I rarely fly any of these except Philippine and only because I have to fly them). For end of Aug departure out of LAX and and Sept 7th return to LAX. Of course you would be in the back of the bus and have the most restrictions. Those were costing out around 1 K without taxes. Some were at 1.3 K, current prices.

Many like www.farecompare.com, www.priceline.com, www.kayak.com or www.expedia.com...

[Giotto]

Kenya69, China Airlines, Philippine Air, Asiana Airlines, All Nippon, United

All were showing the lower fares. Out of those I would do any except China Airlines (however I rarely fly any of these except Philippine and only because I have to fly them). For end of Aug departure out of LAX and and Sept 7th return to LAX. Of course you would be in the back of the bus and have the most restrictions. Those were costing out around 1 K without taxes. Some were at 1.3 K, current prices.

Many like www.farecompare.com, www.priceline.com, www.kayak.com or www.expedia.com...Wow,

I really like this thread, people helping each other to organize their trips to Bangkok, not even knowing each other...and the thread is not dying down even if I don't write so much any more. Thanks, guys!

Tansak KTV, make sure that you are here in January / February, that Kenya69 can buy you a drink.

I just try to get an overview what has happened here at Livingstone's - I heard Sir Duniawala is here, so I expect the test results of our new female staff on my desk soon!


Giotto

[Kenya69]

Mr G.,

You are here than you are gone again. Mr Tansak has been a big help to me. I have picked some great imformation from his brain and he has explained some things about this hobby to me through PM's. I am looking forward to having some drinks with him while i am there. It is very kind of him to take the time to help me. Lot of good people on this board helping each other.

Thanks Keep it up

[1Ball]

Out of those I would do any except China Airlines
Why is that Tansak? I fly them exclusively from the USA to BKK, or Bali, and they have always been great to me.
I know once in a while, a plane falls out of the sky, or catches on fire, but surely that is not a valid reason for not flying them ;)

[Member #3428]

Wow,

I really like this thread, people helping each other to organize their trips to Bangkok, not even knowing each other...and the thread is not dying down even if I don't write so much any more. Thanks, guys!

Tansak KTV, make sure that you are here in January / February, that Kenya69 can buy you a drink.

I just try to get an overview what has happened here at Livingstone's - I heard Sir Duniawala is here, so I expect the test results of our new female staff on my desk soon!

Giotto

Remember..... Foreign Affairs here...... Let me know what the test results are as you know I can only look but can not touch anymore :(

[Member #3428]

Why is that Tansak? I fly them exclusively from the USA to BKK, or Bali, and they have always been great to me.

Because people like you fly them ;)

Seriously, I had some issues with them regarding my banana republic passport, I'm not civilized like you big brother.

Did you get the email about the Aussie contacts...

[Giotto]

Remember..... Foreign Affairs here...... Let me know what the test results are as you know I can only look but can not touch anymore :(Tansak KTV,

LOL - that happens to people who voluntarily move into prison ... :):):)


Giotto

[Member #3428]

Tansak KTV,

LOL - that happens to people who voluntarily move into prison ... :):):)


Giotto


Gee... thanks for the sympathy... there's some reason I like you, when I get there next week please remind me what that reason is :)

[Giotto]

...
I think the Mariott and the Landmark would pay a great deal of money to get their own tread here, but do you??????

Great but not great in the same time. As long as this forum should be free of advertising`???????
...Ken Orvik,

I like this idea with the Marriott and Landmark getting their own thread here. I don't think that Jackson had any problems with that...

It's fun to a certain extend, but it is also a lot of work. And advertising - yes, sure, but to attract the right customer group within such a forum is rather difficult.

This thread developed more towards a Livingstone's Customer Relations thread - the guests who came here in the past can stay connected by reading (or even writing in) this thread, and will hopefully not forget us when they plan their next Bangkok trip.


Giotto

[Giotto]

Put it down as early birthday presents, Mr G? I'm sure she is worth every cent.Sonic Bam,

LOL - as you will know for sure one specialty of the female character is the ability to forget this shopping tours immediately - all this has no influence on the expectations for the birthday presents, whether that woman is worth every cent or not :) !

But - I will give it a try and check the outcome ... a prepared and delayed birthday present in the late night could then fix a worst case scenario.


Giotto

[Kenya69]

I mentioned alot of great contributors and great writers to the board in my last couple of posts but last but certainly not least is PassinThrough. He was my first teacher and what i consider a "Gentleman , Good Friend , and also Wise Man". Thank you guys and keep posting.

[M P Lurker]

How come I doubt it was "small" ;)
At the end of a week with my GF (including numerous shopping occasions), she has hit me for a new Mobile Phone/PDA with GPS etc. (ouch) and a huge stack of DVDs from you know that shop in Phanthip. Get to hear the "goss" on Mr. Tansak and his lovely GF too. Monday have to pay for her next term of English classes again.

Having a GF always seems to come out much more expensive than P4P.

[Member #3428]

At the end of a week with my GF (including numerous shopping occasions), she has hit me for a new Mobile Phone/PDA with GPS etc. (ouch) and a huge stack of DVDs from you know that shop in Phanthip. Get to hear the "goss" on Mr. Tansak and his lovely GF too. Monday have to pay for her next term of English classes again.

Having a GF always seems to come out much more expensive than P4P.

Yeah my pocket book knows the feeling as well. But you know what, I don't mind it so much. And I'm confused, is it your turn to pay for english class or is it my turn? ;)

But please clarify, you mean to tell me my tee rak #2 over at that Pantip place actually commented about me? That "old crow", next week she is going to hear from me ;) Damn, guess I can't take a different girl to Pantip now.

Remember that "old Crow" at Pantip knows both our GF's and their homes.

[Pak Mike]

A great thing for me about the Lodge is the "respectable" facade, and there would be no problems staying there with my very respectable Asian gf (not Thai btw).

Now here's the question. My Asian gf is bi-curious, but zero experience, and would love to have a session (including me I suppose) with another gal. But would not be comfortable in choosing someone from Soi Cowboy for example. Would the Sports Bar be a good choice? Not too sleazy in my opinion, girls are nice and well behaved and generally well presented, BUT, are any of them into a bit of soft girl-girl action? Also, how would the girls react if we were there as a couple, would we be ignored? When I was there last (alone), was seated and a girl "assigned" to my table. No problem making contact with others, everyone was friendly.

[Giotto]

A great thing for me about the Lodge is the "respectable" facade, and there would be no problems staying there with my very respectable Asian gf (not Thai btw).

Now here's the question. My Asian gf is bi-curious, but zero experience, and would love to have a session (including me I suppose) with another gal. But would not be comfortable in choosing someone from Soi Cowboy for example. Would the Sports Bar be a good choice? Not too sleazy in my opinion, girls are nice and well behaved and generally well presented, BUT, are any of them into a bit of soft girl-girl action? Also, how would the girls react if we were there as a couple, would we be ignored? When I was there last (alone), was seated and a girl "assigned" to my table. No problem making contact with others, everyone was friendly.Pat Mike,

Some of them are into it a bit, others not. Same as in all bars.

You would first be ignored, if you sit there with your girlfriend - but it is up to you to establish eye contact and invite the girls for a drink. You have to talk honestly about what you want.

The best way will be to talk to the mamasan first. She then can pre-select and send only girls to your table who might be interested.


Giotto

[Duniawala]

-------------I just try to get an overview what has happened here at Livingstone's - I heard Sir Duniawala is here, so I expect the test results of our new female staff on my desk soon!
Giotto

Back at the lodge after a brief visit to Hong Kong. I land at midnight and rush to the Lodge and reach a few minutes after 1 a.m. And guess what, the Sports Lounge is all dark. No girls. I couldn't believe it. I left HK turning down 2 cuties hoping I would get luckier here and finish the inspection.:(

So here I am, sitting in the room at noon, contemlating what to do before my departure early tomorrow a.m. Should I take a nap, go to Akane, go to Teens, or hit up Dr.G to get me the lovely massage girl who works in the Lounge. OMG, too many choices.:D

Will let you know what happens. I need to finish the inspections before I leave, and Dr. G has graciously prepared the dungeon for that.

PS to Kenya69. August is a high season and with oil at $140, cheap travel is no more, my friend. Even Thai just canceled its non-stop from JFK and is cutting down from LAX. Just suck it in and travel with FF airline and get some mileage instead.

[Fon Tok]

Some of them are into it a bit, others not...The best way will be to talk to the mamasan first. She then can pre-select and send only girls to your table who might be interested.Earlier this year while staying a LL, I BF'd two girls from the Sports Lounge thinking I'd have a night to remember. We went out, ate, drank, and returned to the Lodge for champagne. Once we got back it was very obvious after trying to get things started that they were not into a threesome. Then they both fell asleep on either side of me and that was that for the evening! In the morning, one of the girls was sick and left quickly, the other one stayed around and made up for the night before.

I should have asked the mamasan first! That's funny!

[Aussiebloke453]

Is Ms Nue still mamasan of the Sport Lounge??

Cheers,

Fleetz

[M P Lurker]

Is Ms Nue still mamasan of the Sport Lounge??

Cheers,

Fleetz
Yes but generally known as "Tina". I guess easier to pronounce for Farangs :)

[M P Lurker]

Back at the lodge after a brief visit to Hong Kong. I land at midnight and rush to the Lodge and reach a few minutes after 1 a.m. And guess what, the Sports Lounge is all dark. No girls. I couldn't believe it. I left HK turning down 2 cuties hoping I would get luckier here and finish the inspection.:(

So here I am, sitting in the room at noon, contemlating what to do before my departure early tomorrow a.m. Should I take a nap, go to Akane, go to Teens, or hit up Dr.G to get me the lovely massage girl who works in the Lounge. OMG, too many choices.:D

Will let you know what happens. I need to finish the inspections before I leave, and Dr. G has graciously prepared the dungeon for that.

PS to Kenya69. August is a high season and with oil at $140, cheap travel is no more, my friend. Even Thai just canceled its non-stop from JFK and is cutting down from LAX. Just suck it in and travel with FF airline and get some mileage instead.
A few minutes too late when not a busy night.

At 1AM, as you probably know well, Soi Cowboy is still going strong with plenty of girls. A good backup if nothing doing at the Sports Lounge. Then there are free lancers throughout the night. I wouldn't dream of going to bed on first night till a good sex session was complete.
I really meant that I would not "go to sleep" till ...

Some ISGers (e.g. Piper1) may remember my SW girl Miss J from last January but has changed her hair. Still doing studies but gave up her daytime non-P4P job. Money too low? Still as hot a dancer as ever.

[M P Lurker]

Yeah my pocket book knows the feeling as well. But you know what, I don't mind it so much. And I'm confused, is it your turn to pay for english class or is it my turn? ;)

But please clarify, you mean to tell me my tee rak #2 over at that Pantip place actually commented about me? That "old crow", next week she is going to hear from me ;) Damn, guess I can't take a different girl to Pantip now.

Remember that "old Crow" at Pantip knows both our GF's and their homes.
Yikes! :eek: Its getting dangerous. BKK is very small after all.
Fortunately no bad comments about you from "tee rak #2" or "old-crow". But she couldn't keep a secret (thats for sure). Anything you say, I will probably hear about.
GF and I took her out to dinner late one Saturday and she didn't seem to be holding back any private info whatsoever.

Anything you say could also get back to my GF and visa versa (anything I say). So I definitely don't mention LL at all.
We both need to be real careful!
I hope your "tee rak #1" doesn't say anything about me too. She seems to be a really nice girl.

[M P Lurker]

A great thing for me about the Lodge is the "respectable" facade, and there would be no problems staying there with my very respectable Asian gf (not Thai btw).

Now here's the question. My Asian gf is bi-curious, but zero experience, and would love to have a session (including me I suppose) with another gal. But would not be comfortable in choosing someone from Soi Cowboy for example. Would the Sports Bar be a good choice? Not too sleazy in my opinion, girls are nice and well behaved and generally well presented, BUT, are any of them into a bit of soft girl-girl action? Also, how would the girls react if we were there as a couple, would we be ignored? When I was there last (alone), was seated and a girl "assigned" to my table. No problem making contact with others, everyone was friendly.
I believe there is one or two girls at the Sports Bar that are O.K. with BI action. I don't know which ones but mamasan will certainly know. Best to have your GF have 2-3 drinks first as she may be scared (not like piper1's Mrs who didn't seem at all scared).

Even originally shy girls sometimes want to see the lesbian show at SW (Suzi Wong). But this doesn't always mean they want action with another girl. Many SW girls can quite happily lick pussy without really having sexual desire for another girl. This confuses me a little. :confused:

[Traveler1234]

Mr. Chairman:

Two rooms for myself and my wingman, June 22-24.

Will reconfirm via email by this weekend. I trust there is ample room :)

Regards,
Marketing Director

[Member #3428]

Mr. Chairman:

Two rooms for myself and my wingman, June 22-24.

Will reconfirm via email by this weekend. I trust there is ample room :)

Regards,
Marketing Director

I'm out the 22nd ;( will miss you by a few days but I'm back July 4th....

[Member #3428]

Yikes! :eek: Its getting dangerous. BKK is very small after all.
Fortunately no bad comments about you from "tee rak #2" or "old-crow". But she couldn't keep a secret (thats for sure). Anything you say, I will probably hear about.
GF and I took her out to dinner late one Saturday and she didn't seem to be holding back any private info whatsoever.

Anything you say could also get back to my GF and visa versa (anything I say). So I definitely don't mention LL at all.
We both need to be real careful!
I hope your "tee rak #1" doesn't say anything about me too. She seems to be a really nice girl.

Tee Rak #1 knows when to keep her mouth shut in my experience with her and what she knows stays between her and me. But I really wonder what that "old crow" was saying and if you knew it was me or how she put you and me together to even talk about us. It is getting bad when you can't go shopping and some girl talking and knowing your GF.

[Duniawala]

Mr. Chairman:

Two rooms for myself and my wingman, June 22-24.

Will reconfirm via email by this weekend. I trust there is ample room :)

Regards,
Marketing Director
Tis the low season. Of course, many rooms available in the dungeon.

Possibly see you on the 22nd. Haven't finalized my plans yet.

BTW, the inspection was great and all passed with flying colors.

[M P Lurker]

Tee Rak #1 knows when to keep her mouth shut in my experience with her and what she knows stays between her and me. But I really wonder what that "old crow" was saying and if you knew it was me or how she put you and me together to even talk about us. It is getting bad when you can't go shopping and some girl talking and knowing your GF.
Tansak,

I am a big customer of hers. But she happened to mention her biggest customer of all, by first name one day. I quickly realised that I know this person. It could only be you. How many shiny dome guys with US accent come from some funny Island in the pacific and have the same name? I then unfortunately let slip that I know you without much more detail other than we happened to be at same Hotel one day (my mistake). But we could easily arrive at her shop at the same time one day.

[Member #3428]

Tansak,

I am a big customer of hers. But she happened to mention her biggest customer of all, by first name one day. I quickly realised that I know this person. It could only be you. How many shiny dome guys with US accent come from some funny Island in the pacific and have the same name? I then unfortunately let slip that I know you without much more detail (my mistake). But we could easily arrive at her shop at the same time one day.

Well Tee Rak #1 is going to meet her right now for another shipment. And yes... in a few days I will be there if you are still around.

And you couldn't confuse me with 1Ball???? He's got that funny accent and shinny dome and lives half the year in some island...

Now the old crow is gonna pout and ask why I not take her to meal also... ;)

[Travellar22]

Hello friends I am finally back from LOS after spending three weeks there and have a lot of stories to share with you as usual.

My trip consists of different parts I tried lots and lots of bars in different areas and have my observations regarding these bars. I tried many escort agencies and have my reports for them. I stayed in Livingstones and President Soliatre and Marriott. I have reports for them as well. I tired Pegasus club in a detail and spent almost 75, 000 baht there on different days and have report for it too. I spent time with my two beautiful thai girl friends belonging to a very elite class and for them had to shift out from LL as they did not like to come in this area on Bangkok. I went to singapore with one of my girl from Pegasus and have report for that too. I tried beautiful restaurents and high end bars where only thai model girls go in their free time. I spent time in sports bar too and had great time there as well.

Giotto was out to singapore while I was at LL and unfortunately could not meet him after he got back. I tried Angels soi 26 girl too and will write about her too. As it requires a lot of time to write all this so my reports will come in different parts and I am thinking whether to write here or in main Thailand forum as I don't know how much members read this forum so your suggestions are welcome too.

Please give me some time to settle down and will start writing my travel expereince one by one.

Thanks Kenya 69 for your kind remarks about me. I will love to be there next time when you plan to go.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

[M P Lurker]

Well Tee Rak #1 is going to meet her right now for another shipment. And yes... in a few days I will be there if you are still around.

And you couldn't confuse me with 1Ball???? He's got that funny accent and shinny dome and lives half the year in some island...

Now the old crow is gonna pout and ask why I not take her to meal also... ;)
But does 1Ball have the same first name as you too?
I am not aquainted with his accent yet although descriptions of him are at times very colourful so I always imagined he would look like a 1-ball.

Fortunately or unfortunately I am always Mick or sometimes "that Mick", so there is never any confusion.
Maybe I should change to "Soapy Mick", turn over a new leaf, and resist ever telling anyone to RTFF, no matter how dumb the question for a long term ISG member?
I suppose some members cannot ever be bothered to try a search?

[Member #3428]

But does 1Ball have the same first name as you too?
I am not aquainted with his accent yet although descriptions of him are at times very colourful.

Colorful is a good description of my brother 1Ball....

[1Ball]

"colourful? I shudder to think of what that means Mick.

As for the chrome dome, I keep mine highly polished, whereas Tansak I believe shaves his. nothing like pussy juice and a "chamois" cloth to keep the shine going. the new and incredibly slimmer Tansak is also much more hansum than I :(

[M P Lurker]

"colourful? I shudder to think of what that means Mick.

As for the chrome dome, I keep mine highly polished, whereas Tansak I believe shaves his. nothing like pussy juice and a "chamois" cloth to keep the shine going. I am also much uglier than Tansak ;)
Wow is everyone on the net just right this moment?

I have too much hair (and I think my head is too narrow to look good shaved) but my big nose likes to get deeply buried in fragrant pussy juice too. I tend to clean up with tissues as to lazy to wash a nice cloth.

[1Ball]

I am quite hairy too Mick...............from the ears down.

A tissue you say? let it dry and savor it in the morning. :D

[Member #3428]

1Ball uses his head, Mick uses his nose..... And to think I only use my tongue and lips....

You guys should put together an ISG guide to the new age Kama Sutra...