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Finally, made it back to Artemis yesterday. It was my first visit in a year. I arrived about 8PM. It was a pretty slow night as maybe most Sundays are. It was good in a way because you could have your pick of girls. As someone mentioned in an earlier post the first girl didn't matter that much to me. I passed on a few girls just taking in things and eventually was approached by Fatima from Slovakia. I knew she had been mentioned many times before. I found her attractive so sessioned with her first. She was good. Did things nice and slow since it was the first session. Maybe in later sessions I would have passed.
I waited for some time and went with two sisters from Romania (at least they said so). Carla and Joanna I believe were their names. I spent 1 hour with them and they claimed two donations from me. Carla in particular gave an excellent blowjob. After waiting for some time and debating whether to call it a night I was approached by Hardesay (not sure on exact name but was similar). She lives in Hamburg but is of Turkish descent. I found her quite exotic. I agreed to a session with her but told her I wanted 2 girls. She told me to wait a moment and looked all around but had a hard time finding someone she liked. A few minutes later she returned with Carla whom I had already sessioned with before. I went with the two of them while thinking it might be difficult for another round. It was not much of a problem as each of them gave an incredible blowjob and good kissing. It was definitely the best session of the night.
I will return on Tuesday for 1 more visit and will report.
Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?
After waiting for some time and debating whether to call it a night I was approached by Hardesay (not sure on exact name but was similar). She lives in Hamburg but is of Turkish descent.IMHO correct spelling is "Hadice". Not sure.
Two events listed on the Artemis web site, April 4 and April 11. Both are dessous tag which I normally avoid. Any experience? Are these worth attending?
Angus Magee
03-27-12, 10:44
Two events listed on the Artemis web site, April 4 and April 11. Both are dessous tag which I normally avoid. Any experience? Are these worth attending?As far as I can say these, at least the bunny party, will simply be themed "Dessous Tag" events where they may have a few games, maybe a bit of free booze if you are lucky. So it depends upon how you feel about Dessous Tag really. I do not think it will be that much different from any Wednesday save for the bunny ears and tails which will be in abundance.
The porno show is usually some sort of stripper dance with simulated lesbian action and maybe a few whips and dildos floating about. Let's just say that I myself would not go out of my way to be there but neither would I avoid it.
The only party I have been to at Artemis that was really fun as a result of the party theme was the Foam Party last August. There the girls (and customers) were given free cocktails on the roof patio and some degree of drunken hilarity was the result.
AM
Angus Magee
03-27-12, 10:46
Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?It is allowed, if not terribly popular with the other customers. At least in the main bar.
AM
Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?Some dude came up to me in the bar, took a seat next to me and pulled out one of the small cigars, not sure what they're called, but it's smaller in diameter than a cigar. And he asked to bartenders and got an OK. And then I left to get into a sofa. Man, cigerette smoke is one thing, cigarsmoke makes me puke.
Nille Copenhagen
03-27-12, 11:54
Can someone tell me if cigar smoking is allowed at Artemis?Other guests including myself would not like it. IMO it's bad that the non-smoking policy doesn't applied in most clubs.
FKK Palace is one of the clubs that has taken the non-smoking policy seriously by having smoking room for smokers (I appreciate that).
In my daily life I breath fresh clean air, but if I visit to the clubs I'm forced to passively smoke, that's not fair!
Nebula2001
03-27-12, 14:43
IMHO correct spelling is "Hadice". Not sure.The correct spelling is Hadise. Actually, I think she used to go by another 'name' (which I forgot) and changed it a few weeks ago.
She's a little delirious and may not be really fit for GFE, but I can recommend her as a good lay overall. (Definitely in my repeat list)
I know I am late to post this but better late than never.
Sunday was the day when I directed myself to the Artemis way. Angus, thanks for posting the video. It helped to get into Artemis with an ease at Westkreuz station. BTW, they have remove the information board from the place you mentioned. It took 5-6 min walking. I reached there around 1 PM so as to cover my lunch and dinner in the 80 euro bill. The receptionist asked whether it was the first and explained quickly about the stuff around there. Was given a bathrobe with locker key (as usual). I deposited, got a shower and got ready to walk inside. I planned to stay there till 10PM as I had some meeting day after. This visit was actually to understand and get acquainted with the Artemis environment.
I went for a short trip first in ground and first floor to look around. It was pretty much quiet with guys (oldies mostly) relaxing in the wellness area and few sitting in the bar at first floor. When I entered into the first floor, all eyes were around me (felt embarrassed slightly) & I just walked straight forward to the restaurant. Took some food there, chatted with a german guy. After satisfying my stomach, I sat on the sofa at the first floor just to get adjusted to the environment. One, two girls approached but whom I said no.
Had my first session with a girl after some time. Girl's name was Anika, mid twenties, German. She is cute, speaks good english and likes to blow you asap. I had a half an hour session with her. An OK session but would not repeat.
Showered and then spent some time wellness area taking the quick rest and naps. During these stages of naps and waking up, saw girls usually come to the gate of wellness area like they want to monitor that how many possible customers they can get. Enjoyed their eagerness. After an hour or two of rest, I went to downstairs kino. Stayed there for a while.
Mika, german, late twenties. I got her in the kino and we went for the room. Again half hour session with her. Nothing special about the session.
I wanted to see the evening so I passed the time in sauna's, wellness area and bar. BTW, during the sauna, there was one girl was interested to talk to me. She was coming into the sauna but some other guy called from behind and off she went with him. I have seen that girl time to time in the wellness area with that guy. Was the guy any ISG'ian? I have kept her in my todo list for next time.
Around evening 6, I went to upstair bar to do some birdwatching and looking for final companion of the day.
Demi (Artemis name) , early thirties (she said she was 26, but I doubt) , from Holland. I opted for a half an hour session which I extended to an hour because of good service provided by her. Nice slurpy BBBJ, fingering her pussy, sucking her C cups, lots of other actions.
Mission accomplised. I took the dinner and got back to my hotel satisfied. I will pay some more visits to Artemis in upcoming days to meet the stars.
BTW, question to you Angus, is your favorite girl Naomi has a missing right nipple and mark on right boob?
Hi Guys,
Anyone interested to hangout at Artemis / other places of depravation. ?
I will be in Berlin from Fri. Mon, so please PM me if you look for a mongering companion.
About me: 36 yo, educated, polite but not shy!
Ciao,
Reine
JohnnyLolly
03-29-12, 07:54
Hi Guys,
Anyone interested to hangout at Artemis / other places of depravation. ?
I will be in Berlin from Fri. Mon, so please PM me if you look for a mongering companion.
About me: 36 yo, educated, polite but not shy!
Ciao,
ReineSure. Fri around 3 pm would be cool. Girls are just getting started and not a lot of men. Great line-up. Planing to go there.
Charlie 123
03-31-12, 16:02
But she told me she is leaving, actually quitting the job. At April. Wish her all the best!
KiminoI told you!
She said the same thing to me a month ago. Pleased to see that she's going ahead with it.
Shame I forgot to have a goodbye session with her. Fabulous girl.
C
Artemis is very comparable to Oase, which is my favorite club.We have made very similar observations and have the same tastes. I rate Artemis extremely high, second only to Oase. I have Palace near the bottom just above that other place whose name I shall not mention. There are so, so many clubs whose delights I have yet to sample. But Artemis is certainly a formidable player if you will when it comes to what it has to offer in terms of the strength of its line-up of girls. I also like the food there more often than not, especially breakfast, and the facilities are OK I guess. I wish Artemis and Oase were located in the same general vicinity. I also wish both clubs offered some comfortable places to take a nap LOL! Somebody once suggested sneaking into a vacant room and napping, but I'v yet to have the gumption to do that. Wonder what would happen if a monger was caught taking a nap in a vacant room?
Nille Copenhagen
03-31-12, 21:17
Wonder what would happen if a monger was caught taking a nap in a vacant room?
I have Palace near the bottom.You'll be kicked out or ask to pay for the time you slept in the room. At Artemis it's a bit difficult as you can only go
Upstairs with a girl.
Are you saying Palace is discriminating too, I had a good time at Palace.
You'll be kicked out or ask to pay for the time you slept in the room. At Artemis it's a bit difficult as you can only go
Upstairs with a girl.
Are you saying Palace is discriminating too, I had a good time at Palace.Why would you ask that question? I have never even suggested that. No, I have never had any problems at Palace whatsoever. It's just that I find that the girls there don't "put out" like the girls do at some of the other clubs that I like much better. I also would note that a lot of guys do complain about the "shark-like" behavior at Palace, but I've never felt that way at Palace. In fact, I would say that there are more sharks at my favorite place (Oase) than there are at Palace! But that kind of behavior doesn't annoy me too much because I easily detect it and deflect those types away from me. My current ranking of the clubs I have been to is as follows, and it's based primarily on the strength of the line-ups I have seen at each club according to my tastes (but other things come into play too like quality of the overall facility, the food, the locker rooms & showers, etc.) :
1. Oase.
2. Artemis.
3. Mainhattan.
4. World.
5. Palace.
6. Golden Time.
Of course, if I gave the tastiness of the meals all of the weight, Oase would come in dead last! LOL! It's the strength of the line-up that carries the most weight on my scale. With regard to World, I really like a lot about it, but my issue is that, at least when I have gone, there simply just was not enough variety. There were a LOT of girls, but it was heavily balanced towards Romanians. Please don't get me wrong. I have absolutely nothing against the Romanian girls, and I've had some of my best experiences ever with them. But I want some more variety too. Czechs, Poles, Germans, Russians, Slovaks. Some girls from Latin America. You get the idea. Oase has all of that and then some, and I've found that the girls of Oase are just plain nastier overall hahaha! I need to experience some other clubs. Broaden my horizons.
There were a LOT of girls, but it was heavily balanced towards Romanians.Cane, are YOU a racist? Don't like Romanian hotties LOL? I know what you mean about variety. Artemis should definitely be your no. 1 then, because there's a big majority of Romanian girls at Oase as well. Personally I love the Romanian girls, and have nothing against them at all. I just had the feeling at World that I was in Romania and not in Germany. A bit ironic as the decoration at the World makes it look like a mix of different parts of the World with Egyptian corner, Hollywood seats etc, but all you get are Romanian girls! I would however rank World as no. 3 and not Mainhattan. I should probably give Mainhattan a second chance, but was not impressed when I was there. Given your feelings about GT, I can understand your ranking, but I have a feeling I'll have a completely different opinion when I go to GT. Hopefully before summer!
Rocketboy0
04-01-12, 18:35
Taking a time out on all these "he said, he said" FKK comparatives, which has actually been dealt with by Charlie123's award winning contest of last year, and really not much more can (or need) be added...
Went last night to the local poon palace, and I have to say, poor offerings. It is spring holidays and many of the Arts A-Team were on theirs. Tourists from the Antarctic might find the choices satisfying, but yours truly, as much as he hates to admit it, returned home un-gepopped. A number of us had debated last week at a cafe how things might play out over the holidays, the argument being with lots of tourists, there might be some new rotations rotating through. There were a few but pretty underwhelming. So while there is a new foundation wall that has been laid out back as the new wing progresses onward (with a spiffy new architectural drawing to show how all will yet again look), I shall wait quite a while before returning. Back to the bordellos for RB where there seems to be some very good new and tried and trusty talents.
Nille Copenhagen
04-01-12, 18:35
1. Oase.
2. Artemis.
3. Mainhattan.
4. World.
5. Palace.
6. Golden Time.Oh no! Please no more ranking of clubs, this topic has been discussed a 1000 times in different FKK threads.
Cane: There 100+ clubs you have not visited, so this a small collection.
If we didn't have the workforce from the Romanian girls, then we probably have less clubs and girls in the club and the price-level
Would totally different, so Hip hip hooray for the Romanian girls.
Nille Copenhagen
04-01-12, 18:43
but yours truly, as much as he hates to admit it, returned home un-gepopped.Sorry to hear that. 80€ wasted. So there were not a single female soul that could tempt your ding dong.
Cane, are YOU a racist? Don't like Romanian hotties LOL? I know what you mean about variety. Artemis should definitely be your no. 1 then, because there's a big majority of Romanian girls at Oase as well. Personally I love the Romanian girls, and have nothing against them at all. I just had the feeling at World that I was in Romania and not in Germany. A bit ironic as the decoration at the World makes it look like a mix of different parts of the World with Egyptian corner, Hollywood seats etc, but all you get are Romanian girls! I would however rank World as no. 3 and not Mainhattan. I should probably give Mainhattan a second chance, but was not impressed when I was there. Given your feelings about GT, I can understand your ranking, but I have a feeling I'll have a completely different opinion when I go to GT. Hopefully before summer!I love the Romanian girls too! Yes, Oase does have a lot of them. One of my favorites of all time at any club on any continent is the Romanian "Patrizia" at Oase who likes to tell people she is Italian. Apparently she does have some legit ties to Italy, but is actually Romanian. As she said of my first session with her, we made a porno movie together LOL! She then introduced this "bad man" to other tutes in the club. That is what they are isn't it? Prostitutes? I just don't feel like writing it out all the time. And since other slang words I like are prohibited on this board voila! I came up with "tutes"! Haha!
I absolutely enjoy the Romanian girls and appreciate their presence in clubs all over Europe. I have a saying. The Romanians are to Europe what the Colombians are to Latin America. TUTES! Hahaha! Seriously though, I like the Romanian girls. It's just that I like to have a dip into something different every now and then as well. The reason why I have Artemis ranked second is because the girls of Oase just seem to be a little hornier and dirtier, and I like that. And, I have found that a larger percentage of the girls at Oase are into anal sex and kissing (no extra contribution required for kissing). I'm often taken aback at just how aggressive the blue-eyed blonde beauty from Russia Steffi is with me with her kissing. She's damn good all the way around, including her deep pink anal cavity.
As I've said in earlier posts, when I first started going to FKKs, I was nervous at first and on guard with the Romanians and the Bulgarians because of the many bad reports I had read here about them being scam artists. Well, from the time that I started having my own experiences at the clubs, I simply have not had problems with Romanian girls in general as a group. As I have said, some of them have been outstanding. I think the issue is that there are just so many of them, and when you dominate the scene like they do, well then there are bound to be some bad apples in the bunch. The other group of girls with the bad rep is the Bulgarians. I have very little experience with them. I've only met three (at least only three have told me they were Bulgarian). There was a redhead Bulgarian going by "Ellie" who I met at Mainhattan. She was new in the game, and we had an outstanding fuck. But then after she moved on to Oase, there were some negative reports left here about her regarding her performance.
The very first Bulgarian girl I ever met was also at Mainhattan. She tried to rip me off by telling me false prices for the services offered at the club and was clearly "overselling" her abilities and what she was going to do for me. Experienced mongers know bullshit when they smell it. Well, I'm not stupid and I knew the prices, but that wasn't exactly a good introduction to Bulgarian girls. Don't remember her name, and I have never seen her again at Mainhattan. Knew she wouldn't last long. And then I met Ellie, and we had a good time. If I had sworn off of all Bulgarians just because one tried to con me, well then that would have been pretty ignorant of me. At the end of the day, we're all individuals who deserve to be judged on our own merits. No, I love having sex with pretty Romanian girls. But just like when it comes to my dinner, I like to have a taste of different kinds of meat and veggies as the days and weeks unfold.
Zero Gravity
04-01-12, 22:22
During my trip to Berlin I visited Artemis three times: on Wednesday, Monday, and Saturday. In that order.
1st visit (Wednesday)
On my first visit it took me quite a while to settle in at the place. FKK can really be quite intimidating for a newbie, and on that night there were lots of girls and not so many men. Many of the girls I talked to were complaining about the lack of customers. I was approached a lot, and I didn't really know how to reject the offers gracefully. Later that night I received a bitchy lecture about how I'm now nice at all, and shouldn't always say "later, later, later". (I probably did say that the first time she approached me because she was kinda cute, but I sensed some hostile vibes already then and scratched her from my list. She was working also on my next two visits but never said a word to me after that rant.)
My first three sessions were quite forgettable, probably mostly due to my own nervousness. But the last session was very memorable. This girl caught my attention early in the night by her distinctive looks (Petite girl with very short reddish hair, distinctive tattoo on left arm, bit of a punk / alternative look. For me she was the hottest girl at Artemis, but her style can be of course quite divisive.). But it took me quite a while to gather my courage (and to get an opporturnity) to talk to her. When I finally talked to her, she greeted me with such a lovely devilish smile that I knew right away we were going to a room together. Her name is Ariel, and she said she is German / French.
Isn't it great when the hottest girl you've ever had also provides the best sex you've ever had? Ok, maybe I don't have that many experiences to compare this with, but the session with her really was great. It started with suprisingly gentle and affectionate kissing / hugging, and then moved through the normal procedure. She also offered anal, which I rejected partly due to the cost, but also because I felt too tired to fully enjoy it. Her ass really looked inviting, though, and I got to lick that asshole too. She offered very genuine-feeling GFE, but also very uninhibited dirty sex. I'm really happy that my last session was with her, because otherwise I might have concluded that FFKs are not for me.
2nd visit (Monday)
Monday clearly was a more relaxed day at Artemis. Still I was very happy with the amount and quality of the girls available. I spotted Ariel pretty much immediately after entering the club. This time we had a drink together at the bar before entering a room. I had decided already before entering Artemis that if I meet Ariel again, I'm going to have a full hour with her, and also have anal sex with her (yeah, I guess I made the rookie mistake of falling for a FKK girl).
The session was just as good as the first time with her, although anal sex was a bit of a wasted investment. I guess my nerves got better of me, so I had difficult time maintaining an erection at that point. But she did bring me off using her mouth and hands. We hadn't discussed CIM at all, but when she saw me starting ejaculating she quickly took me to her mouth, which felt a bit shady. And when she charged me 100 euros for "CIM after anal" it felt even more shady. But then again, when she took me into her mouth I knew it would cost me, and yet I said nothing.
Afterwards we still had time for some pillow talk and kissing, and when we got to the bar we had coffee together and talked some more. I guess I also got over my infatuation with her. While before I saw her as an incarnation of all my dirty dreams, now I saw her just as a very young woman with whom I actually had pretty little in common. We quickly ran out of things to discuss and finished our coffees in an awkward silence.
Still, the sex with her was great, and I would have gladly had a third session with her on my final visit, if she had been working then.
After Ariel I had three more sessions, but couldn't finish any more. Martina from Bulgaria wasn't much of a conversationalist, but she really knew how to ride cock and look great doing it. I just had to lay back and enjoy the show. Her face somehow reminded me of Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko, which is largely the reason why I chose to have a session with her.
3rd visit (Saturday)
Like RB says below, the selection was pretty poor on that day. I was wondering whether I had just gotten more picky during my three successive visits, but I'm glad a more experienced visitor confirms my observation. I also felt that the whole vibe at the club was quite different on a Saturday night, and I certainly didn't enjoy that night quite as much as my previous visit. I felt that there were less opporturnities to chat with the girls. Still, the place wasn't quite as busy as I had assumed.
I took me over two hours to select a girl for my first session, and that turned out to be my only genuinely bad session at Artemis. I went with Alisha, who really has a stunningly beautiful face. Too bad that I never saw a smile on that face. In the room she immediately tried to make me upgrade to anal, and seemed pretty pissed when I said it was too expensive for me. After that she seemed to just try to get me off as quickly as possible. Her blowjob was way too harsh, and after some fucking she started to give me a handjob that was just painful. She eased off a bit when I complained, but at this point I decided to save my energy for some other girl, so I interrupted the session after barely 15 minutes spent in the room.
Then I had a session with very petite girl who said she is German / Italian (but might as well be Romanian for all I know). She had a really beautiful face and a great smile, very long beautiful black hair, olive skin, and probably the smallest tits in Artemis that night. Can't remember the name, but it started with L and was vaguely Italian-sounding. No kissing and not even DATY (expect when it looked like she was going to miss her 50 EUR for CIM: "would it help if you licked my pussy?") , but she pretty much made up for that by being just an adorably sweet girl. Unfortunately I couldn't provide her the CIM she wanted.
At this point I was seriously contemplating returning to my hotel, but I'm glad I gave Artemis one final chance. My previous attempts with African girls hadn't been that great, but something about this one girl gave me an impression that she might be fun. She has very dark skin, so when she was chatting with her friends near the entrance of the upstairs bar, I could only see her metallic headband and her lovely smile.
In the room I said that I might take a full hour session, if I last that long. I guess she took things intentionally slow after that, but that suited me fine. She really has a prefect body and very beautiful skin. I think she said her name was Iman, and she comes from Ethiopia. I had a really nice time with her.
After the session she came to sit with me on a sofa at the upstairs bar. I really like it when the girls do that. After the session there is no more pressure about going to a room, so we can just talk normally. She even knew that I would not be a repeat customer because I was leaving Berlin the next morning. She really seemed even more of a cool girl in this relaxed environment. I was able to leave Artemis with a smile on my face.
Ariel and Iman were the highlights of my Artemis experience, and I would definitely like to spend more time with them, if only I didn't live so far away from Berlin. All in all I had 11 sessions with 10 girls over three visits.
Hello,
I have been a silent reader of the reports here and they have been very informative. Thanks to all the members for the valuable contribution. I am a complete newbee and obviously venturing into the mongering scene. I am travelling to berlin in the weekend of 19-22 April on business and mustering enough courage to visit this fabulous place as you guys described. Artemis. I am a rather shy person. So needed a few words of encouragement / tips to enjoy my time there. If not for this forum, I would not have been excited to visit the place at all. Just a few questions. And I would appreciate a response from you all.
1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?
2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.
3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?
Look forward to hearing from the gurus here.
Charlie 123
04-02-12, 19:06
1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?
2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.
3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?1. No, quite simply. All nations and creeds welcome here.
2. Yes you can, but it'd be sort of uncool. Most people are uncomfortable about nudity (both their own and that of others) to at least some degree. This is more likely to be true if you are new to a place like Artemis. Just try to follow what others are doing. I assure you that you will feel a whole less uncomfortable than you feared. I would advise against underwear at all actually. The girls will find it strange too if they see you in non-regulation attire and may label you as a 'mark'.
3. Sure. No cameras or phones though.
Enjoy. I'm sure you'll love it. Read through this forum thoroughly going back a year or more. There are many posts with valuable tips for newbies. Read Angus Magee's blog. Make a note of a few recommended girls and seek them out. That sort of precaution will serve as a much better defence against embarrassment than your undies will, that I can promise you.
Best.
C
Zero Gravity,
Cool to here about your first time, I would be interested on your opinion of how the girls were dressed on the different days
Hello,
I have been a silent reader of the reports here and they have been very informative. Thanks to all the members for the valuable contribution. I am a complete newbee and obviously venturing into the mongering scene. I am travelling to berlin in the weekend of 19-22 April on business and mustering enough courage to visit this fabulous place as you guys described. Artemis. I am a rather shy person. So needed a few words of encouragement / tips to enjoy my time there. If not for this forum, I would not have been excited to visit the place at all. Just a few questions. And I would appreciate a response from you all.
1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?
2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.
3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?
Look forward to hearing from the gurus here.Take this from a guy that have only been there once, and also have problems with being nude in front of others.
I visited about a month ago and I went alone. I found it weird to go to the shower, because you have to put your bathrobe in one room and walk 5-10 steps into the shower. And you can almost be seen from the lobby / locker area. The first 10-15 minutes was a bit weird, but then you realize that there are guys at the place, more ugly and fat than you. With smaller penises too! And they don't look like they give a fuck, so why should you?
I went on a Sunday and it was a quiet day. Did not see any indian guys, but I saw "normal white" (in a way that those types are 90% of the people you see on the street in Berlin) european men, some turkish guys (pretty funny actually, one of them told me he was a cab driver in Manhatten, Ny York, and made TONS of cash, and his friend and I just laughed at / with him.) and some japaneese guys.
I think you can wear underwear underneath your bathrobe, but you get a robe that is so big that you can close it and not having your skin showing. You have to be really well endosed and your penis has to be were your socks usually stop, for it to hang down below the bathrobe.
Angus Magee
04-03-12, 05:20
Well except for that well known website, berlindong.com, who hang out on the other side of the Autobahn with high powered infrared photography equipment trying to snap dong photos through the heavily smoked front door glass, nobody gives a rats ass about your equipment.
But if you are shy you can always take your shower downstairs or even wait and ask the girl to use the upstairs private shower before the session. I agree with Charlie though. Such machinations and / or wearing underpants will show you off as a mark and are likely to destroy whatever credibility a man has left after showing up at Berlin's premier who*ehouse.
Let's face it, if a bit of semi public nudity is really such an issue maybe FKK is not really for you? You could always visit a bordello instead. If I were you though I would simply treat it as a "growth" (no pun intended) experience and bare all for all to see.
AM
Rocketboy0
04-03-12, 07:48
Neo-it is not common, but you can see a few men wearing their underwear around Artemis, on any given evening. I absolutely would not worry about it-if you feel more comfortable doing so, do it. Nobody cares. You might feel a little more obvious in the slow part of the day, but as things fill up, I assure you the girls have plenty of other things on their minds (eg cash-oh sorry, I meant romance). In any case, men sitting at the bar or walking around have their bathrobes closed so really, in all public areas apart from the showers and pool, your little linga isn't visible anyway. Either way, it is not an issue. Be yourself, and do what makes you comfortable.
As you get settled in, you might just get in the swing of things, as the men are there to look at the girls, not you. After a good session, putting on underwear will be the last thing on your endomorphine flushed mind, and you might just get in the swing of things. Hell, once on a warm summer eve, I left Artemis late and was so morphed I did not realise I was still naked until after the 2nd S-Bahn stop. Part of the fun of Artemis is just romping around fairly naked, and seeing all the naked girls will make it normal. Very German thing and you know, do as the locals do. You might learn to enjoy it. For me, it was the most fun part I had during last Sat night's low octane visit. Hopefully by the time you arrive, the line-up will be back to full strength. Just keep your monger wits about you and as Charlie123 said, read through the forum thoroughly about how to navigate. And just take it slow.
Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.
@Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.
@Rocketboy, @Charlie, @granthree. Cheers.
I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.
Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of or need to do for a better experience?
BTW : Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India :-D
Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.
@Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.
@Rocketboy, @Charlie, @granthree. Cheers.
I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.
Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of?
Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India.
Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.
Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.
Rocketboy, Charlie, granthree. Cheers.
I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.
Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of?
Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India :-D
JohnnyLolly
04-03-12, 14:36
Well except for that well known website, berlindong. Com, who hang out on the other side of the Autobahn with high powered infrared photography equipment trying to snap dong photos through the heavily smoked front door glass, nobody gives a rats ass about your equipment.
AMLMAO. Oh boy, I nearly wetted myself when I read that post. Thanks for posting so wittily.
Nebula2001
04-03-12, 16:19
Every year, Artemis goes through two seasons of ebb and flow. March And, from what I hear, August mean a relative staleness in the girl population. Some good girls disappear, and not many new faces arrive. Even the tried and true beauties start becoming less exciting when they're the only game in town. This is the season when the experienced monger may even return home ungepopped.
But every night has its dawn. Right after these dead months, new girls start coming out of the woodwork during the April-May and September-October periods. It is these two periods, when I've consistently met my favourites.
I haven't visited Artemis for the last three weeks, but I can certainly empathize with the experienced monger's despair during that time. However, if the last few years are any sign, a new wave of excitement is awaiting us in the following weeks.
Every year, Artemis goes through two seasons of ebb and flow. March And, from what I hear, August mean a relative staleness in the girl population. Some good girls disappear, and not many new faces arrive. Even the tried and true beauties start becoming less exciting when they're the only game in town. This is the season when the experienced monger may even return home ungepopped.
But every night has its dawn. Right after these dead months, new girls start coming out of the woodwork during the April-May and September-October periods. It is these two periods, when I've consistently met my favourites.
I haven't visited Artemis for the last three weeks, but I can certainly empathize with the experienced monger's despair during that time. However, if the last few years are any sign, a new wave of excitement is awaiting us in the following weeks.Very nice to read, although I had a great time on my last visit.
If we manage to drive up there (and it only depends on the weather and the balls we will have) I'll be spending a couple of days at Art at the end of April.
If we are "unlucky" we will stop in the Stuttgart / Frankfurt area.
Let you know through pm / mail etc.
Ciaoooo!
Kimino
And just take it slow.Haha RB, that's easier said than done. Neoman's questions just reminded me about my very first visit to Artemis last November. Funny that I had those same questions about underwear, but see it as a cultural education. I just felt so good without any underwear and it makes it so more easy for the girls to feel you up as well, if you don't mind that. I certainly don't!
My guess is that Neoman is going to get sharked within the first 5 minutes of entering Artemis, just as I was! Luckily I was "sharked" by the Czech goddess Shiva, and it turned out to be one of the most memorable sessions at Artemis!
Can't wait to be back in Berlin, but I still have to wait the end of May! Good luck Neoman, you'll need it, and BTW you only need to thank us once!
You have to be really well endosed and your penis has to be were your socks usually stop, for it to hang down below the bathrobe.Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.
Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.Why don't you do like me? I just wrapped it around my waist. That way I had some time to rest!
Rocketboy0
04-03-12, 22:53
Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.T-numerous studies have shown that most men think they are more well-endosed, than they actually are. It could even mean being over-dosed.
JohnnyLolly
04-04-12, 07:17
T-numerous studies have shown that most men think they are more well-endowed, than they actually are. It could even mean being over-dosed.Well every time I go to Artemis, I have my dick check out the lineup. When it's good, I follow and pay the entrance fee then. The girls love it. The only downside is, being so far behind my best friend, I can't actually see, who's stroking him.
Neoman1:
Do not wear underwear under your bathrobe unless you bring several pairs and change after every session / shower.
Expert tip: Just wear a towel around your waist, under the bathrobe, then grab a new towel after every session / shower. Throw the used towels in the can where the cleaning ladies fetch them.
Norjan
Expert tip: Just wear a towel around your waist, under the bathrobe, then grab a new towel after every session / shower. Throw the used towels in the can where the cleaning ladies fetch them.
NorjanThis will be particularly appreciated on the 25th of may!
http://towelday.org/
This in Alexanderplatz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AniDHcETB4
Ciao.
Kimino
Angus Magee
04-05-12, 19:57
This in Alexanderplatz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AniDHcETB4
Ciao.
KiminoNow that looks like a real nerd-fest. Many of those guys could really use a day at the Old Love Bahnhof I'd say. As long as he takes that Darth Vader helmet off I am sure any one of the Artemis lovelies woud be glad to de-virgin-ize him.
AM
Nille Copenhagen
04-06-12, 09:43
Artemis has announced a porn show with 2 porn girls on Wednesday, just a pity that Wednesday is dessous day, so I'll come the day after.
Anyone expects to drop by?
Rocketboy0
04-06-12, 11:08
Now that looks like a real nerd-fest. Many of those guys could really use a day at the Old Love Bahnhof I'd say. As long as he takes that Darth Vader helmet off I am sure any one of the Artemis lovelies woud be glad to de-virgin-ize him. AM"Glad" is not exactly the word that leaps to mind, after watching this video. And Kimino, how on earth do you find these things?
Time to throw in the towel.
JohnnyLolly
04-06-12, 21:22
Artemis has announced a porn show with 2 porn girls on Wednesday, just a pity that Wednesday is dessous day, so I'll come the day after.
Anyone expects to drop by?Maybe me. Thursday is may favorite day. I just have to find an excuse to come to Berlin again.
"Glad" is not exactly the word that leaps to mind, after watching this video. And Kimino, how on earth do you find these things?
Time to throw in the towel.I enjoyed quite a lot Douglas Adam's books. Towels are quite important in his trilogy of four books.
Say Hi to Brigitta aka Jennifer. :)
Ciao!
Kimino
Member #4243
04-07-12, 01:57
Having slept for what must have been 20 hours at the Mercure in Frankfurt I found myself catching the 0913 ice train from Frankfurt to Berlin. During the journey attacking with my imagination from every angle trying to remember the inner workings of Artemis having only once visited this establishment back in August 2008 proved tricky. It was however this chance visit to Artemis back in 2008 which was my very first entrance into the FKK arenas that had triggered what now comes to 8 trips since then 7 to Germany and one to FKK Globe Zurich. I often think of the butterfly effect philosophy here; having asked the taxi driver to take me somewhere nice "for girls"back in 2008 which then resulted in the driver taking me to Artemis when my purpose was really just sightseeing back then always makes me "think". Arriving at around 120pm into berlin and then regretting not booking into the ibis messe as the sleep-cheap hostel in Spandaudamn although being in an ideal location was basic to say the least. Anyway fuck that I'm here for Artemis not to stare at lodgings I found myself at the entrance to Artemis at around 5pm. The adventures are about to resume I thought I can hear little devil stirring. My plan was simple for Artemis. Although I love the sparrows from the east due to Artemis and its location geographically speaking I knew I had a better chance of finding TRUE German blonde hair and blue eyed types and also Polish girls. Those two types are surely ranking near the top in my mind for pure overall ecstasy enveloping realities only otherwise found in the pages of playboy or on the cabin of lufthansa flights as those sweet stewardesses walk by. This was my chance I thought to get some PAYBACK. A good looking guy intelligent and caring on the back-ends of a doomed 10 year relationship through no fault of my own. Now was MY TIME hottie blonde German and polish here comes Mohab girls get ready! The first thing that struck me about Artemis was of course the facilities the place looked as if it had been revamped since I was there nearly four years ago. The different levels and the whirlpool etc etc were exceptional. On a higher level even than the globe Zurich and FKK world Artemis in my opinion easily has the best hardware of any club I have been in. Okay so now we know the drill food / saunas / whirlpool / red bulls and to the amusement of many tutes my Retardex fresh breath spray. Hey this guy is ready for anything I could see the girls thinking. As for the girls overall the first thing I thought this is a 50/50 mix of Oase service giving beauties and palace type sharks. I was in the capitol now surrounded by a lot of guys with a lot of money and the girls know this so I really had to up my ante if was to achieve the mission. That being 3 hours of pure vanilla sex GFE over the course of 12 hours which would average out to 1 hour in the room every 4 hours. 360 euros plus entrance was my limit for Friday / and again the same for Saturday. Any deviation on this would in return lead to sacrifices being made on room time and I would not even contemplate such detours from my given path. (needless to say things never go exactly to plan as you will see)
So again the process of elimination began looks / chemistry / willingness to chat / inklings of reverse chemistry / POLISH GERMAN / SIMILAR TO AIR STEWARDESSES FROM LUFTHANSA PLEASE CREATOR ABOVE. Again out of maybe 70 girls I only found 4-5 I REALLY WANTED. Like the other guy who posted some time back I am also a "face man" a little under or over weight is not an issue for me but a pretty face kills it every time for me the natural complexion and the eyes are so god damn irreplaceable and sexy for me.
Girl 1 HANNAH POLAND (yes Poland LOL) beautiful tanned natural bodied 20 something Polish honey businesss like but very sexy in every manner. In fact the only girl I made cum by my oral skills during the whole trip. Doggy finished as in this position most of the encounters were finished. Big yes guys for this girl.
Girl 2 Jordan German blue eyes blonde hair 23ish yes Lufthansa material there is a god at last! 1 hour and she offered to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on me without me trying this before I accepted and I enjoyed. I think that guys go for this fetish because it "feels" warm. I had asked her for a list of all extras and she casually mentioned this. Afterwards I felt as though I had committed a felony! LOL (100 extra)
Saturday; girl 1 BLAIR German blue eyed 26 beautiful face slightly just very slightly more womanly than the thinner young girls. One hour lovely joking interacting love making quite surprised she was by my tenderness towards her. Finished by pure vanilla missionary sex. Just what the doctor ordered.
Final Artemis girl now this proved to be the trickiest to pick. Initially I had felt drawn to another German girl eve I think but she asked me for a program of what to do in "the room" I suggested a natural progression unplanned was best as she was very cute but she wasn't having any of it and then said I talked too much did not listen and she could not hear me over the music? But I could hear her fine? I had been blown out! So the spirits had guided me away for my own good. Time was getting on and I had nothing on my shortlist I felt a little empty at this point. There was one Rumanian girl whom I had noticed earlier with a truly killer body one of the finest bodies in the club but because of this I had concluded she must be coldie in the roomie LOL. Anyway I decided to gamble. It was now gone 3am on Sunday morning so time was against me. I approached the Rumanian camp where she was intrenched and boldly asked her "bist du kalt oder warm?" to my surprise all the girls laughed and she replied "warm" good I thought then I asked her do you kiss in the room to the amusement of all the girls. She replied on the lips only I said good and what followed was one hour of lovely vanilla with Antoinella aged 23ish or also named Lionella. ARTEMIS WAS DONE AND DUSTED. I came quite literally and had conquered some of those demons from years gone by finally I had had the the time of my life with a little bit of devilish revenge thrown in!
Member #4243
04-07-12, 02:09
If anyone is interested LOL!
Rocketboy0
04-07-12, 19:38
Towels are quite important in his trilogy of four books. KiminoWell when next we meet, you must explain the extremely subtle concept of 4 books in a trilogy.
ZimmerBaby
04-07-12, 23:33
Well when next we meet, you must explain the extremely subtle concept of 4 books in a trilogy..
There are some differences between qualitative and quantitative mathematics. Usually 1+1=2. In qualitative the answer may turn out to be 3, 4, 5 or 6. Man meets woman, they feel love, they become parents, kids ++. The numbers are symbols that we translate / projections to real life. Maybe. : )
@(Handsome) Mohab: Thanks, you made me hungry. Polish girls (optificks) are amazing. There are 2 blond polish girls at Artemis called Maya. I do not have the english vocabulary to express the beauty of the sessions I have had with them. Reproductionorgans lovely as pakistani mango.Face and bodies that validates the existence of a greater power. My God. I miss Berlin.
Nille Copenhagen
04-07-12, 23:36
Girl 1 HANNAH POLAND (yes Poland LOL) beautiful tanned natural bodied 20 something Polish honey businesss like but very sexy in every manner. In fact the only girl I made cum by my oral skills during the whole trip. Doggy finished as in this position most of the encounters were finished. Big yes guys for this girl.Good choice I had great time with her too, we spend a long time in the downstairs bar before heading to the 2nd floor, I didn't find her pushy or "business like" YMMV.
Good to see you doing well and can stand on your own feet. We are proud of you.
If anyone is interested LOL!I would read them, thanks.
Well when next we meet, you must explain the extremely subtle concept of 4 books in a trilogy.I just learned that Douglas Adams' trilogy of four has grown to six. Anyway, book one is called: "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy", one of those books you can read in a couple of days, absolutely great. For the little I know you, I'm kind of sure you would enjoy it.
Ciaooo.
Kimino.
P. S. A friend told me it was kind of snowing yesterday in Berlin. Is that true?
Angus Magee
04-08-12, 16:18
P. S. A friend told me it was kind of snowing yesterday in Berlin. Is that true?Strictly speaking no. It was hailing and it lasted about 3 minutes. After the warmth of March thought it has been damn cold this weekend.
AM
Good choice I had great time with her too, we spend a long time in the downstairs bar before heading to the 2nd floor, I didn't find her pushy or "business like" YMMV.
Good to see you doing well and can stand on your own feet. We are proud of you.First Mohab. Thanks for a nice set of reports from your FKK adventures!
Nille: Which girl in any FKK is NOT business like?
Nille Copenhagen
04-08-12, 17:40
Nille: Which girl in any FKK is NOT business like?The bar girls and the cleaning ladies.
Rocketboy0
04-08-12, 18:38
I just learned that Douglas Adams' trilogy of four has grown to six. Anyway, book one is called: "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy", one of those books you can read in a couple of days, absolutely great. For the little I know you, I'm kind of sure you would enjoy it. Ciaooo. Kimino. P. S. A friend told me it was kind of snowing yesterday in Berlin. Is that true?Needless to say,"Don't panic". (I have read it). Now Angus lives in the posh part of Berlin. Here in the slums, it did indeed snow 3 times yesterday. But each time less than 15 minutes and nothing stuck around. And once was indeed mostly hail. Sort of an unsieggy hail. :eek:
girl 2 jordan german blue eyes blonde hair 23ish yes lufthansa material there is a god at last! 1 hour and she offered to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on me without me trying this before i accepted and i enjoyed. i think that guys go for this fetish because it "feels" warm. i had asked her for a list of all extras and she casually mentioned this. afterwards i felt as though i had committed a felony! lol (100 extra)what rooms in the club do the [CodeWord101] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord101) happen? is it in the regular rooms or is there a special area?
thanks
Angus Magee
04-09-12, 15:47
personally i wonder who in their right mind would pay €100 to "allow" a girl to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) on them. not that i have anything against rep002s, even tried it myself once or twice. but €100? i mean cim is only €50 and surely that is slightly more distasteful than peeing on a guy.
this service can be had for €10-€15 at any bordello in the city. i guess if one is at artemis and it arrises in the heat of passion i can sort of understand. but really the girls must be chuckling to them selves being paid so much to release their, quite literally, golden nectar all over said punter.
and yeah, i'd also like to know the room number so that i can avoid it.
am
JohnnyLolly
04-09-12, 16:23
personally i wonder who in their right mind would pay €100 to "allow" a girl to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) on them. not that i have anything against rep002s, even tried it myself once or twice. but €100? i mean cim is only €50 and surely that is slightly more distasteful than peeing on a guy.
this service can be had for €10-€15 at any bordello in the city. i guess if one is at artemis and it arrises in the heat of passion i can sort of understand. but really the girls must be chuckling to them selves being paid so much to release their, quite literally, golden nectar all over said punter.
and yeah, i'd also like to know the room number so that i can avoid it.
amas far as i know, you can "receive" it anywhere. there will be a towel put underneath. had one offered once (can't remember the room though) , but politely declined.
Nille Copenhagen
04-09-12, 18:48
personally i wonder who in their right mind would pay €100 to "allow" a girl to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) on them. not that i have anything against rep002s, even tried it myself once or twice. but €100? i mean cim is only €50 and surely that is slightly more distasteful than peeing on a guy.
this service can be had for €10-€15 at any bordello in the city. i guess if one is at artemis and it arrises in the heat of passion i can sort of understand. but really the girls must be chuckling to them selves being paid so much to release their, quite literally, golden nectar all over said punter.
and yeah, i'd also like to know the room number so that i can avoid it.
ammaybe she must drink champagne before the rep002, how about shitting how much is that?
Member #4243
04-10-12, 06:52
If you are trying to insinuate that I would lower myself to "that" standard nille it is truly revolting. On two occasions two different girls offered a fetish I had never tried before so I jumped at the chance for sheer novelty value. A girl drinking beer and then doing "it" is one harmless piece of fun anything else in my eyes is sickening. Their is a massive dividing line in my mind of what is doable and undoable.
Burma Jones
04-10-12, 16:37
i'm thinking if doing a no. 1 ([CodeWord103] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103)) is 100e, a no. 2 (cleveland steamer or even boston pancake) would have to be 200e. don't quite know how to ask for these specialties in german though.
Girl 2 Jordan German blue eyes blonde hair 23ish yes Lufthansa material there is a god at last! 1 hour and she offered to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on me without me trying this before I accepted and I enjoyed. I think that guys go for this fetish because it "feels" warm. I had asked her for a list of all extras and she casually mentioned this. Afterwards I felt as though I had committed a felony! LOL (100 extra)Unbelievable. Or actually, NOT unbelievable.
Some guys here keep hacking on me for taking precautions and beeing a safe player. It's because of things like this (and a hundered others) I am.
Now what do I need to add to my security equipment? A fucking rain coat?
This was the last thing I needed to read. I'm suspicious enough as it is.
Norjan
Angus Magee
04-10-12, 18:08
Now what do I need to add to my security equipment? A fucking rain coat?I think maybe an umbrella would suffice Norjan. Unless it is a Boston Steamer (that cracks me up) then maybe we need a diving suit.
By the way, in case any one wants to ask, the German terminology is Kaviar. But seriously I do not like your chances for ever finding a decent session in Artemis again if you were to wander around the bar asking for a girl who can serve you Kaviar. If you really must, go to a specialist. Leave Artemis for un Vanilla adventurers.
Please.
AM
BadinSweet
04-11-12, 11:00
I was there on Apr 6-7 and had a great time. Will write a full report when I get back from this traveling. I'm planning to be there again this weekend on Fri and Sat. Maybe I'll see you, Nile Copenhagen?
JohnnyLolly
04-11-12, 12:27
i'm thinking if doing a no. 1 ([CodeWord103] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103)) is 100e, a no. 2 (cleveland steamer or even boston pancake) would have to be 200e. don't quite know how to ask for these specialties in german though.omg. this is so disgusting, i don't know where to start. but then again, everyone should do, what they feel necessary to do, as long as everything is consensual. however, these services should be asked for in a special environment. the artemis is the wrong place for that. i hope! i do not wish to receive my gfe in a room that has just been shat in with the odour still whiffing around.
Charlie 123
04-11-12, 15:14
. But seriously I do not like your chances for ever finding a decent session in Artemis again if you were to wander around the bar asking for a girl who can serve you Kaviar.
AM100 per cent.
These girls gossip all day to each other between sessions.
Was wondering if they setted up mega screens to follow the official team at the Luis Vuitton Cup in Naples!
Not very lucky today but it was a great race!
Please support the club's team.
:)
Ciaooo.
Kimino
Actually to see the Louis Vuitton today you would also need a time machine, but you know what I' talking about. Ahahah.
Kimino
Nille Copenhagen
04-11-12, 23:08
I was there on Apr 6-7 and had a great time. Will write a full report when I get back from this traveling. I'm planning to be there again this weekend on Fri and Sat. Maybe I'll see you, Nile Copenhagen?I was planning to visit Artemis tomorrow, but I don't know if I have more power left after 2 days of GB in Berlin.
WarmStone25
04-15-12, 15:27
I made my first visit to Artemis on 3rd April. I had decided to make a cultural visit to Berlin and decided to include within this a visit to Artemis and one of Berlins famous brothels.
I arrived at about 15 minutes past noon having successfully negotiated the S-Bahn. The local staion and the route from there appeared to be familiar, thanks to the Walk with Angus video, and the walk took about 3 minutes at an easy stroll. Soon I stood before a heavily smoked door whichmade me think that it was closed.
Undaunted I pushed through and the receptionist cheerfully explained the services on offer and the prices.
I found my way to the changing area and worked out how the lockers worked.
The shower area was an open one and in view of the entrance area, no individual shower cubicles here, but I reasoned that no one would be concerned about nakedness here.
My plan was to relax for the first hour and absorb the atmosphere but first I had to scout out the layout.
Rocketboy0
04-15-12, 22:44
I made my first visit to Artemis on 3rd April. I had decided to make a cultural visit to Berlin and decided to include within this a visit to Artemis and one of Berlins famous brothels.
I arrived at about 15 minutes past noon having successfully negotiated the S-Bahn. The local staion and the route from there appeared to be familiar, thanks to the Walk with Angus video, and the walk took about 3 minutes at an easy stroll. Soon I stood before a heavily smoked door whichmade me think that it was closed.
Undaunted I pushed through and the receptionist cheerfully explained the services on offer and the prices.
I found my way to the changing area and worked out how the lockers worked.
The shower area was an open one and in view of the entrance area, no individual shower cubicles here, but I reasoned that no one would be concerned about nakedness here.
My plan was to relax for the first hour and absorb the atmosphere but first I had to scout out the layout.How am I supposed to sleep tonight? A real cliff-hanger.
How am I supposed to sleep tonight? A real cliff-hanger.
Yes, it reads a bit like a Kindle sampler, doesn't it?
Nah, come on, Rocketboy. It is just a gentle loosener to ease us into the fireworks later. You wait until he gets to the canteen layout and shape of the bar in Part 2. Or perhaps he was thrown out after the end of Part 1, and we'll be retracing our steps to Westkreuz soon.
Do not be put off, WarmStone25, by a bunch of cynics like us. We are looking forward to the rest of your debut report. Thanks in advance.
How am I supposed to sleep tonight? A real cliff-hanger.Did I ever tell you the one about a "friend" who became so emotional on his first trip to the Big "A" that he thought the gents` locker room was a maze and got lost for two hours until rescued by one of the Putzen Fraus? There was a further moment of angst when he first saw the all in white PF arive and thought that he had been transported back to the klinik, but that is another story.
No I didn`t think so.
Do carry on WarmStone25.
Rocketboy0
04-16-12, 18:50
Did I ever tell you the one about a "friend" who became so emotional on his first trip to the Big "A" that he thought the gents` locker room was a maze and got lost for two hours until rescued by one of the Putzen Fraus? There was a further moment of angst when he first saw the all in white PF arive and thought that he had been transported back to the klinik, but that is another story.
No I didn`t think so. Do carry on WarmStone25.Xs- I did vaguely hear about this urban legend. With an emphasis on the vaguely.
And Toscana, you of all people, living on the border of several mighty and not so EU nations, know that there is a very thin line between debut and dubious.
But as you nurturing lads have said, we must offer the benefit of the doubt, and are thus eagerly, breathlessly, sleeplessly awaiting, parts 2-5 to see if the A-Train will in fact leave the station.
And yet, here we are almost 24 hours later, in a perpetual state of arousal, all dressed up and no where to go. Has the Stone gone cold? Has he lost the plot, a prisoner of his own logistical planning? Will we ever know? Is this the Jack Bauer of Westkreuz? Did it ever really happen? What about the Black Helicopters, the Titanic memorial cruise...? It´s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine, etc.
First visit, arrived around 1:30 PM and had a bit to eat, sparse offerings by then. Saw Irish, a short enhanced with large nipples Filipino via Germany, with tattoo on upper arm. 29 yrs. Had kissing, F w / condom, mission and then wilted and then FO and back to mission for finish.
Later approached Cindy from Poland, said had been there or Germany for 2 years. 21 years, petite, slender, nice small breast, and below shoulder straight blonde hair. Seemed to hang out at or near bar and I never saw her approach anyone. Nice session with tender caresses, kissing while standing. FO mission, wilted, more FO, then more time at mission but did not finish but okay. I thought her among the most attractive.
Final session with Fatima from Bratislava, Slovakia 27 yrs. Said 5 years in Germany and 2 years at Artemis. Another petite, slender girl with small tattoo on lower back and small dragon in stomach area. Longish black hair, I think. Soft caresses standing, kissing, KZ, then FO, and more kissing and breast sucking and finished mission. I was well satisfied.
Had dinner at 6 PM and stayed a bit longer watching the scenery. BTW the swimming pool was cool or cold and the "hot tubs" were even colder.
BTW the swimming pool was cool or cold and the "hot tubs" were even colder.LOL. Are you sure the "hot tubs" was not actually the cold plunge pools for cooling down after a sauna?
The plunge pools are those tubs in between the hamman and the sauna nearest the down stairs bar.
BadinSweet
04-17-12, 00:41
I visited Artemis on Apr 6-7 and 13-14 weekends. I had a great time so here are the girls that I have sessioned with:
Friday, April 6th, very first Artemis visit. Thank you Angus for the walk video and others for the info.
8:15p-8:45p, Suzy. 25, from Berlin, Germany, long hair blonde, fake C. Light kissing, BBBJ but it was teethy (is there such a word?) , MPOS. The session was OK, not bad.
10:15p-10:45p, Nichol. 20, from Prague, CZ, short blonde hair, very nice and perky B / C. 173 tall without heel. Her face was not as pretty (I would give it an 8) but she has a very nice body and butt. She gave great BBBJ and has a very tight pussy. MPOS, overall a very great session. Would recommend and will definitely repeat (I actually did).
1:40a-2:10a, Gianna. 23, from Berlin but actually lives in Dusseldorf, B, Blonde (but her true hair color is brunette) , tied her hair as pony tail with multiple rubber bands along the tail (she had this same hairdo all the four days when I was there) , red lipstick, have multiple tattoos, one on the lower back in 'Las Vegas sign, very white (pale). BBBJ, MPOS and a great kisser. During BJ I normally like to play with the girl breast and nipples. Funny story was that while lightly rubbing her nipples she kept grabbing my hand, pulled it over her breast and squeezed my hand very hard to grab her boobs. She kept repeating this for about 5-6 times before finally admitted to me that she have very sensitive nipples and doesn't like it to be lightly touch. Overall great session. Highly recommend and I actually repeat.
Saturday, April 7th.
14:15-14:45, Marketa, Czech, said 28 but probably older, long blonde, B, nice BBBJ, MPOS. After I finished she quickly comment, 'you REALLY like to kiss' in which I responded with 'of course, I like to kiss a pretty girl'. Good session overall but I think I like younger girls better.
16:45-17:15, Angela, from Turkey (but actually live, and born, in Germany) .20, medium length brunette, B and has a very nice body. She needs a nose job and she would look perfect. She has a pointy nose, like Sarah Bareilles, the singer, and looks somewhat like her. I thought she looked good so I approached and asked if she would kiss for a normal session. She responded with 'sorry, I don't kiss'. I decided to session with her anyways because of her nice body. BIG mistake! This was one of the worst, if not the worst, sex I have ever had. She gave BBBJ but only sucked on the head, MPOS but when in missionary she laid down like a robot. She won't even look into my eyes and kept her eyes down at my dick. I totally hated the session and didn't even remember her name. Don't let her look fools you. I chatted with this one guy from Sweden and he said the same thing about her. Avoid at all cost. I left Artemis after the session and came back later on.
23:10-23:40, Anca, she actually spelled it for me once in the room, Romania. 21, long hair, brunette, natural B / C, very tall. 178, have tattoos, tramp stamp, and scorpion on her lower right ab. I have been eyeing her when I got back to Artemis. She likes to smoke and chat with her friends. When she finally got up from the bar and walked by me I waived her over. She said she kiss for normal session so we went to the room. One word to sum it up, WOW. She gave a very good BBBJ and she did a deep throat. She is very naughty. We started out slow but she likes it hard and rough. MPOS, while doing her in doggy she caught me by surprise a few times by backing into me really hard. In missionary, she grabbed my butt a few times and pulled toward her hard. So I started to do her very rough and she enjoyed it. I finished within a few mins after this. When I finished she said 'I like and enjoy it hard and rough but I didn't know you were going to finish this soon. ' She wanted me to keep going. I think my dick would have fallen off if I kept going. She said she arrived late today at 9pm. I was her first session and she was looking forward to it.
We chatted for a bit and after I told her my real age. She kept jokingly called me 'old man'. We talked and laugh all the way even while walking down the stairs to the locker area. I guarantee that you won't be disappointed with her. Highly recommend and she is my favorite after this one session. After the session with Anca I didn't think I have enough energy left. So I sat all the way at the back sofa by the restaurant where you can see in kino. I saw this old man having a threesome with Nichol from Czech and this one other girl. Nichol was giving him a nice and long BBBJ and she rode him very hard. This turned me on so bad so after she was done with this old man I grabbed her.
1am-1:30am, Nichol. 20, CZ. The session was great, just like in the previous night. She is a nice girl. She said she was going back to Prague for Easter holiday. We had a great time together and I was actually in Prague when she's there. I'm pretty sure that if I asked to meet up and hang out in Prague she would have come and meet me. But I didn't bother and planned to session with her when I come back to Artemis the following weekend. But I didn't see her again. Also highly recommend.
I left Artemis and went on a sightseeing trip. Had 7 sessions with 6 different girls with all great service but one. Will write a part 2 for the Apr 13-14 tomorrow.
BadinSweet
04-18-12, 04:26
I went to Prague for some sightseeing. I previously thought that German girls were one of the prettiest until I was in Prague. Wow, a lot of stunners everywhere. It must be because of this or I must have been tired from Artemis that when I arrived on Friday April 13 I didn't find that many girls that I want to session with. The wow factor of Artemis has worn off on me. Don't get me wrong there were still good looking girls but I was missing Palace, my favorite club. I saw Anca from Romania but she was somewhat busy early on.
First session. 11:15p-11:45p, Nica, German. 21, brunette, nice B, slender, a lot of tattoos, specially on the arm. She does BBBJ but during the BJ, after a few stroke she would move her head aside and spit out a chunk of saliva. Very weird. There was a big puddle of her saliva on the towel and I had to move to different towel when we finally ready. MPOS, she only does light kissing and avoiding it a few times. The session was OK but I won't repeat with her. Funny story, the next night she was hunting with her friend for a threesome but she saw me and knew that I won't repeat with her anyways since I previously turned her down early in the night. So when they walked to me she went somewhere else. The other girl was trying to introduce herself, this is so and so and my friend Nica want to give you something special. When she turn around Nica was no where to be found. I just started to laugh.
After this, I kept on waiting for Anca from Romania to become available but she sat with some old, big, fat guy. Seems like this guy is related or know the owner or something. All the staff came to say hi to him and his friend. He looks kinda like the Middle East gangster. They had champagne and a bunch of snacks on the sofa right in front of the back dance pole. She was with him the rest of the night just drinking champagne. So I never get to session with her. I waited and waited and I didn't see any other one, that was available, that I would like to session with.
Actually I saw this one girl, kinda chubby, short hair style like a guy, brunette, nice B cup, with tattoo on her upper left chest above the breast. I thought she has a cute face but was just bigger than my type. I kept eyeing her but she never came over. Most guys won't pick her so she normally just approach customer and just sit on them and convince people to go with her. She seems pretty wild in bed when she chatted with customer. She talked to everyone around me but kept skipping me. Otherwise I would have sessioned with her. I saw her three of the four days I was there. If someone could help me I'd this girl.
It's almost 4am. Since Anca was not available and I didn't see anyone that I want to try or risk, I sessioned with Gianna from Germany again. 3:45a-4:15a. She remembered me and even asked 'didn't I session with you two weeks ago? ' It was great like the previous weekend. She's not too busy and likes to stand right by the door where you enter the lounge. Highly recommend.
Saturday April 14.
I have early Sunday morning flight from Berlin so I planned to be at Artemis until late then leave for the airport. I arrived around 8pm. It was not as busy today as on Friday night. There were still a lot of guys but seems to be fewer girls. Anca didn't show up today which I was disappointed. I would have thought that most girls will work on a busy night like Fri and Sat. A few other girls that I saw on Fri also didn't show up including that chubby girl that I want to try. Is this normal that a girl would work on Fri but not Sat? This happened to me at Palace too where my favorites were there on Fri but not Sat.
First session. 10:45p-11:15, Melodie. 22, from Cologne, brunette, nice fake perky B / C (I couldn't tell if it was fake until I touched it and I'm a breast man, it was nicely done) , slim body and a nice full butt, still in college, going to school in Cologne to become a teacher, wants to teach English she said. I saw her the previous night. She wore a big blue ribbon flower on her ear. She was pretty popular and I didn't get a chance to session with her. She likes to sit at the bar as you enter the lounge facing the entrance. She was sitting at the bar and couple guys were staring at her but didn't talk to her. As soon as they got up I went right in and sat next to her. I asked if she kiss for a normal session and she said no, she does not kiss. We chat and she asked if kissing is really important to me and I said yes, when I share my love making with someone I would like to make it special. She said she doesn't kiss but will do all other stuff to make up for it. In the end she politely said I understand, you don't have to go with me and I won't be mad or upset. After this we had an awkward pause. I told her she seems nice and I would love to go with her but she doesn't kiss. She replied with you also seem nice. After another pause I decided what the hell. She is very pretty and I just won't kiss her.
Once in the room, I used my charm and gave her a little massage to warm her up. She said she has been at the club since noon and was planning to leave around 2-3am. Such a hard working girl. My tricks worked. After about 10 mins she gave in and said OK, I will give you a little kiss and gave me a little peck on the lips. She gave a nice BBBJ. MPOS, she worked very hard in all positions. She moaned a lot. So when I ended with mish position I kept my face closed to hers and politely asked if I can kiss her and she yes and allowed me too. We clicked and she is such a nice and sweet girl. The session was excellent and I highly recommend her, if you can get pass her kissing.
As the night went on, I realized I probably have one or two session left before I had to leave for the airport. I didn't really see anyone I want to session other than Gianna and Melodie. So I decided to session with Melodie again since I have already sessioned with Gianna twice. Melodie was pretty busy throughout the night. I saw her went upstairs and finished but when she was done freshing up she didn't even have a chance to get to the bar. Some guy will grab her to the room before she can reach the bar or sofa where I sat. She's very popular and busy and I can see why. She is very pretty and has a super nice body.
So, my last session at Artemis. 2am-2:30am, was with Melodie. She just finished and was sitting at the bar. I asked her when she was going home and she said probably 3am. So I told her, OK let's do it again. She was surprised that I picked her again. Once in the room, I cuddled with her and didn't rush things. She seemed to enjoy the nice and relaxing session. She said she's glad it was me before she has to go home. I told her I can only do 30 mins session and she was contemplating if she should go back to work afterward and stay til 3am or just go home (upstairs) after we were done. The session was great, as I expected. During missionary position I was testing her if she would kiss me by putting my face close to her. This time, unlike our first session, she moved her head up from the pillow and gave me passionate kiss herself. She moaned very loud this time and was rubbing her clit which seems to me she was trying to come or something (or at least she was a very good actress). We finished a few mins before 2:30am and she was contemplating real hard of going back to work for another session or just go upstairs where she shared with 5 roommates to sleep. She was so tired, being at the club since noon but was so discipline and said she will go back to work since she promised herself to stay until 3am. I took my time cleaning up and didn't come out until 2:45am. I didn't leave Artemis until 3:15am but I never saw her again. I was going to say one last good bye.
So, within 9 days span, I visited Artemis four times. Off the girls I have sessioned with I would rank them, in order, as follow:
Best and my favorites: Anca from Romania, Melodie from Germany (we clicked but beware that she doesn't normally kiss)
Highly Recommend: Nichol from Czech, Gianna from Germany.
Good: Marketa from Czech.
OK: Suzy from Germany, Nica from Germany (I won't repeat with her)
Avoid like plague: Angela? From Turkey, brunette, very nice body and firm / perky B cup.
Also there is this one long hair blonde, big fake C, with tattoo down her spine with six letters. She was totally my type but she always walking around, in flip flop and doesn't wear heels, with this one very tall brunette, fake C, with also tattoo down her spine with letters, who have a thick collagen lips offering a threesome. I wanted to session with the blonde but she turned me down very rudely and said she will only go with her friend. 60E and 60E. She was very rude, at least to me. So I would avoid her too but the brunette seems pretty nice.
Rocketboy0
04-18-12, 09:43
So, within 9 days span, I visited Artemis four times. Off the girls I have sessioned with I would rank them, in order, as follows.Fine reports, helpful indeed for the troops, and I would put in the ROD (no pun intended) but dass Dude beat me to it.
King Kong Five
04-18-12, 12:20
First ever visit to a FKK club! I'm not going to write a novel about it, but here are some random observations from the POV of a first time Artemis-goer:
First, the ladies with whom I sessioned:
Marinda, Thailand.
Very friendly. Pretty face, perfect body. Met her first downstairs, then in the upper bar. A fair bit of chit-chat. Told her I was a bit dehydrated after saunaing, but would love to take her for a ride after having something to drink. Marinda ordered "eine cola fur den Herrn", which I quickly drank and off we went to a room upstairs. In the room, she had me rinse my mouth with Listerine. So did she. Despite this only light kissing, but I didn't force the issue. All in all, I was very happy with my first ever FKK-session. Later in the evening I chanced upon Marinda in the restaurant, where she helped load my teller with pommes. =)
Luana, Italy.
Another chance meeting. She said something to me as I passed in the bar area, I sat down, and after talking at length about things like volcanoes and the metro of Rome, I somehow felt obliged to take her for a spin when she finally asked if I'd like to go swimming in a bed with her. A decision I didn't regret. Luana had a dry sense of humor, told me in the middle of the action, when I made some comment about me liking her wonderful, natural bosom, that she had silicon implants. Of course she hadn't! GFE-light with some kissing, but not very deep. I could feel she had a bit of a "program", but a very enjoyable program it was!
Unknown, Hungary.
Unattractive, overweight, with glasses and fake lips. She pestered me before and throughout our session about how spending one or two (!) hours with her would be so much better and how delightful anal sex with her would be. Why on earth did I go to a room with this parody of a woman? Probably because saying thanks, but no thanks, to so many pretty ones finally wore me down. Basically it was like trying to have a sexual relation with a school teacher from hell. She started the session by demanding that I give her a back massage. I complied, but made some comment about this not being part of the 30 minutes, right? Well, of course it was. Then we tried a 69 but my very limited facial hair made her too uncomfortable. Staring at her admittedly ample bosom and trying to ignore her constant chatter, I made myself hard enough for her to apply a rubbery contraceptive. Entered her in the missionary position, only to be bitterly disappointed by the lack of friction. Asked instead for a release by hand, but her manual technique left a lot to be desired. I had to do most of the work myself, but at least she applied the last three strokes. Basically 60 euro down the drain, but at least I now know what it feels like to kiss Daisy Duck, but this gal had unfortunately none of Daisys good looks and sweet manner. Thankfully I've already forgotten her name.
Rosalie, Greece.
After the disaster with the Hungarian, I was for a while thinking about calling it a day. But I wanted to go out on a high note, and have a normal session, with a normal girl. Doubted I'd be able to come a fourth time, though. Sat myself down at the back of the empty downstairs kino and waited. My idea was to take the first one who came by and was up for a bit of kissing and cuddling. The first one turned out to be Rosalie. Slim, dark haired beauty, who apparently didn't mind kissing at all. After some tentative fondling, we quickly withdrew to one of the downstairs room between the kino and the gym. Very deep kissing ensued! Rosalie actually seemed to love me with the gusto of a very happy puppy, even licking the inside of my ear! This really was paid sex at its finest. No problem for me to finish in the way God intended (I. E doggystyle, with a Greek hooker, in the basement of a megabrothel). A lot a pleasantries and compliments exchanged throughout. A lot of positive energy created! At the end Rosalie beamed at me and said "I really like you". I really liked her as well, and after a final trip to the sauna and an orangejuice for the road, I left Artemis a very happy man.
Things I enjoyed about my visit to Artemis:
* The ladies! In general not as plastic and stripperesque as I had feared, and much friendlier than I had thought.
* All the nice compliments I got. Foregoing the beige bathrobe and just wearing a towel round your waist is a swell idea. As long as you are reasonably fit.
* The gym! Just did some sets of chins, dumbbell bench presses and biceps curls, but it was a good, quiet place to get away from the action and refocus.
* The saunas and pool! Nice smells in the saunas, and bobbing about naked in a pool is always fun.
* The restaurant! The buffet was better than I had expected. Almost like being back in the school canteen, with the glaring exception that two pretty girls actually wanted to sit down at my table for a mealtime chat.
* The general cleanliness of the place. Everything (toilets, showers, the rooms etc) is really spik and span.
The only thing I didn't like:
* There was NOTHING to eat for three hours! After frolicking with Marinda and Luana, I felt a bit exhausted and hungry and had to leave the club at 16:30 just to go to my hotel for a banana and half a protein bar. I had thought there would at least be some fruit available in between the meals! Maybe every guest checking in at Artemis before 18 o'clock could be given a banana and Snickers bar to keep in their lockers, just in case hunger sets in before the warm buffet is ready?
Given that I really didn't have "a plan", I'm more then happy with my visit. Artemis really exceeded my high expectations. It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany!
It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany!Thanks for this extensive review of your virgin visit to A! I had a similar experience as yourself last year at the very same premises. Let's just hope that Germany never goes in the wrong path as Norway and Sweden, when it comes to making this hobby illegal. But then again, the socialist politicians can still dream on, the sex business is not gone in these countries. It is just not as visible and have moved to other arenas.
I arrived around 2 and relaxed a bit. It turned out I had sessions again with Cindy of Poland with shouder length blonde hair and seems to hang out with another blonde with bigger breasts and longer blonde hair (when not seasoning) , still always hanging at back of bar area. Second session with Fatima of Slovakia. Both sessions were excellent. I prefer petite, slender girls. I never had a third session this time. I had dinner and watched the parade for another hour. Too much silicon for my taste. On odd encounter, a saw a girl sitting alone on a couch and a guy sat by her a long time, neither talked. He left and I went over and sat down and asked her name. Alexa. Where are you from? Turkey. End of conversation, no eye contact and effort to talk. Later I saw her at bar with legs up on stool so it would be hard for someone to sit there to talk. She did not seem to like the place. BTW as I was talking with Fatima she said the girls get wrist bands like the guys, different color, and pay 75 plus have to (supposed to) pay taxes. Also there were some giant giant fat guys and I asked how she handled their approaches. She said she turned them down. I much enjoyed much sessions.
Nille Copenhagen
04-18-12, 19:53
First ever visit to a FKK club! I'm not going to write a novel about it, but here are some random observations from the POV of a first time Artemis-goer:
* The gym! Just did some sets of chins, dumbbell bench presses and biceps curls, but it was a good, quiet place to get away from the action and refocus.
It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany!Thanks for the ice report for you virgin FKK experience. I guess you are hooked now. There are 100+ club to explore.
So you like the gym, I'll like the Kino by the gym, wondering if you can get a BJ while pumping iron, LOL. I'll try next time.
Knowing that Germany is paradise for P4P.
I was in Stockholm recently, I didn't even think of trying to get P4P sex and risking a big fine and a bad record in the police archive.
Devilspinkick
04-18-12, 21:04
Have been reading these recent reports and don't recognize these dames that are being described. Perhaps there has finally been a significant turn-over of talent. I reckon it's time for me to make a return visit to Deutschland and scope out the scene. I love Artemis but it got rather old seeing the same ladies all the time. Guess I'll get to make some new "connections".
- DSK
After more than a year I will be back to ARTEMIS this weekend I am looking forward to feel the fkk air again and hope to meet the german dolls and Romanian pearls.
Have been reading these recent reports and don't recognize these dames that are being described. Perhaps there has finally been a significant turn-over of talent. I reckon it's time for me to make a return visit to Deutschland and scope out the scene. I love Artemis but it got rather old seeing the same ladies all the time. Guess I'll get to make some new "connections".
- DSKDSK = Dominique Strauss-Kahn? What are you doing outside France? Leave those maids alone!
SuppenHuhn
04-18-12, 21:56
atKing Kong Five.
I think the Hungarian "girl" was Nicky.
She is a parody of a nice woman, you are right.
BadinSweet
04-19-12, 03:45
on odd encounter, a saw a girl sitting alone on a couch and a guy sat by her a long time, neither talked. he left and i went over and sat down and asked her name. alexa. where are you from? turkey. end of conversation, no eye contact and effort to talk. later i saw her at bar with legs up on stool so it would be hard for someone to sit there to talk. she did not seem to like the place.i think that is the same girl that i have sessioned with. i knew her name was starting with a something. don't worry, you dodged a big bullet. she was one of the worst session i have ever had. another bad story about her, when i finished my session with melodie there were three of us walking down the stair. we were in the middle and another couple behind us. this one girl behind us fell down a couple stairs and scraped her shin. anyhow, most of us stopped and asked if she was ok. alexa just kept on walking. and when we paid the girls at the locker area the girl that fell was still groaning about her pain. it must have hurt anyways. but alexa was walking by the girl and did the "rolling eyes" like whatever. so mean.
Rocketboy0
04-19-12, 08:50
Unattractive, overweight, with glasses and fake lips. Why on earth did I go to a room with this parody of a woman? Probably because saying thanks, but no thanks, to so many pretty ones finally wore me down. At least I now know what it feels like to kiss Daisy Duck, but this gal had unfortunately none of Daisys good looks and sweet manner.
Hej King Kong 5: this little experience of yours might actually start an entire new category here: not reports, but rather,"behaviours of distinction".
Now as you have told us, you are an attractive guy and girls were complementing you all night, and then with scores of normal options, you then go off with Barbie Frankenstein? As all Vikings know, dragons are to be afraid of, which is why nature (or in this case laboratories) makes them look as they do. And the reason your natural, obvious fears and sensory observations were overridden: "saying no to so many pretty girls wore me down"? WTF? An impressive display of the monkey or the reptilian brain, hard at work.
I know your redeemed yourself afterwards, but still, this is a cautionary tale for all mongers: get and keep a grip.
Nille Copenhagen
04-19-12, 09:37
Hej King Kong 5: this little experience of yours might actually start an entire new category here: not reports, but rather,"behaviours of distinction".
Now as you have told us, you are an attractive guy and girls were complementing you all night, and then with scores of normal options, you then go off with Barbie Frankenstein? As all Vikings know, dragons are to be afraid of, which is why nature (or in this case laboratories) makes them look as they do. And the reason your natural, obvious fears and sensory observations were overridden: "saying no to so many pretty girls wore me down"? WTF? An impressive display of the monkey or the reptilian brain, hard at work.
I know your redeemed yourself afterwards, but still, this is a cautionary tale for all mongers: get and keep a grip.Opposite attracts.
Hey give the man a break. He took a bullet and warned us about her that is brave enough, we all make mistakes and hopefully learn from it.
Even with a beautiful girl the session could be crap. This is part of the game.
Devilspinkick
04-19-12, 15:32
DSK = Dominique Strauss-Kahn? What are you doing outside France? Leave those maids alone!France! How lame! Those frogs don't know how to have fun. Indeed there is a reason why I've been to Germany more times than I can remember but have only been to France once. Besides, everyone knows that the real DSK is an American. Why do you think it's called the Great Satan? Yet for true carnal delights in Europe, Germany is near the top IMO. Plan to check out the scene in Brussels as well. Can't be any worse than Paris. No?
- DSK
Hej King Kong 5: this little experience of yours might actually start an entire new category here: not reports, but rather,"behaviours of distinction".
I know your redeemed yourself afterwards, but still, this is a cautionary tale for all mongers: get and keep a grip.All very understandable. Yet another example of the effect when the blood supply leaves the brain in order to empower the nether regions.
Not to worry, King Kong, many mongers including this reporter have succumbed to the effects as you describe them. The trick is simply not to repeat it too often.
Has been written up in Medical Literature as "Mongers` Bends" as it often follows Deep Diving and coming up too soon.
Get back up on that pony and ride it for all it is worth.
Enjoy. E.
This is the first time I've paid for sex, but after seeing the Artemis website and reading this thread I knew I had to visit as soon as possible.
Went there both on Saturday and Sunday during the day. I honestly can't understand why so many posters worry about the nudity. If you've ever been in a locker room, you should be fine in the Artemis showers. The bathrobe could've been a bit longer against chairs and sofas.
Politely ignored a few girls as I checked out the area and then hung out by the pools. The saunas and free refreshments really take everything to a whole different level, and I'm not sure I would've had as much of an inclination to visit a brothel without the FKK concept.
I was anticipating some problems, though, and I was right. With the first girl, I was so nervous I couldn't get it fully hard. She was very understanding after I explained, but the initial situation wasn't helped by her excessively businesslike demeanor and rush to blow me as quickly as possible.
Second girl went better. I talked to her about it immediately, and she helped me relax. I was finally able to get lost in the moment after a longish handjob during which she made sure I could fondle her breasts. I managed to keep a hard on for long enough to get a condom on and start fucking her from behind.
Third girl was amazing. Blair, in her twenties, long blond hair, beautiful face and large breasts. One of the prettiest girls there. I decided to risk buying an hour, and it was well worth it. I still had some initial erection problems, but her personality ensured a very relaxing session and I enjoyed the eventual sex a lot. She told me she'd be working on Sunday too, so I definitely had something to look forward to.
Then I spent more time in the sauna and left, sleeping very well that night.
Sunday, I went back and started by having some food. Went to the pool area to watch the first laps of F1, and was quickly approached by a girl, who took me to one of the downstairs rooms.
Unfortunately, my dick was so desensitized after yesterday that I had too much trouble feeling anything through the condom, and I wasn't about to take it off. Still enjoyed fucking her, but couldn't come. Oh well.
Afterwards, I went to the sauna again feeling a bit disappointed, but my mood changed completely when I ran into Blair after showering. I smiled genuinely instead of just politely when I saw her, and took her with me to the bar so I could get something to drink before buying an hour.
We started slowly again just relaxing and talking while I was kissing her breasts. After a while I asked her to get on her back so I could see her pussy too, and it didn't take long before I was so anxious to fuck her that I asked for a condom.
Suddenly, I had no problem getting there. The previous girl was pretty tight too, but Blair's pussy provided friction in just the right places, and that combined with her pleasant attitude made a huge difference. Blair was the only one who made me think "Oh my god, I need to get my dick in her right now."
After finishing, she gave me a pleasant back rub. She spoke English about as well as the others, but the only thing I ended up missing was someone speaking perfect English, having noticed that I enjoyed the sex much more after getting to know her a bit. Really, about half the fun was just lying there relaxing and touching each other everywhere.
After we were done, I didn't try to have sex with more girls, wanting to leave in a guaranteed good mood. Enjoyed the saunas for a bit longer, watched the race end, and then walked to a restaurant on Kurfürstendamm, where I had an amazing steak. Best weekend for a long time.
First ever visit to a FKK club! I'm not going to write a novel about it, but here are some random observations from the POV of a first time Artemis-goer:
Unknown, Hungary.
Unattractive, overweight, with glasses and fake lips. She pestered me before and throughout our session about how spending one or two (!) hours with her would be so much better and how delightful anal sex with her would be. Why on earth did I go to a room with this parody of a woman? Probably because saying thanks, but no thanks, to so many pretty ones finally wore me down.
Given that I really didn't have "a plan", I'm more then happy with my visit. Artemis really exceeded my high expectations. It makes my sad to think that in a few years, when Germany has gotten as far as my native country Sweden and outlawed the purchase of sexual services, clubs like Artemis will have to close down. The ladies seemed genuinely happy with plying their trade in a safe and clean environment. Well, we better enjoy it while we can and I'm for one are already planning my next trip to Germany!Thanks for the report.
The parody of a nice woman. Did a session with her last year, and I have to say she wasn't that bad and she wasn't that big besides the artificially made boobs and lips, kept me thinking about that Nickelback song (something in your mouth all the time hehe) and in that department she did a great job.
Met here again earlier this year, and she had swollen out terrible much so I refused to session with here then, probably wouldn't anyway she wasn't that god.
But sometimes it's fun to session with those over the top artificially made girls as a break from normal, just for the fun or just to cross off the list of things to do before the end hehe.
Had earlier this year a really nice session with a south American version of Jessica Rabbit. I think she was just on a short visit in Artemis, haven't read anything about her but she had a nice body with or without the corset she was wearing most of the time there, if the boob job wouldn't had been that enormously she would had been really god looking. Is she still there anyone? . Impossible to miss that body standing at the entrance of the bar.
And NO! I don't think Germany will be like Sweden ever, if U remembers when G legalized prostitution Sweden tightens their laws. German politicians seem to understand that everyone needs a feeling of freedom. You can take a beer or 2, tests how fast your car goes on the way to the FKK club where you pay for a BJ from a hottie. 3 things you will be in jail for in Sweden, and many other countries as well as an example.
Luckily the cost for a flight to Germany today isn't much more than the taxi bills on a wet night in Stockholm.
Hi,
I will be in Berlin in a few weeks, It will be my first time and of course visit this place is one of my priorities. Question about the girls:
If I go there on a Thursday, early in the afternoon, there will be many girls there? Also, I'd like to find girls with big silicone breasts, piercings, tattoos, ect. Is abundant the number of girls with those characteristics in that place?
atKing Kong Five.
I think the Hungarian "girl" was Nicky.
She is a parody of a nice woman, you are right.I'm so roflmaoing!
I'll be there tomorrow. Finally. My 2nd time there, I can go little more on NWR area.
Try to spend my money in the best way. I remember a girl that I thought at first moment she was pregnant, but probably was.
Only oversized.
The other time I've been there, had a decent half an hour with a spanish girl (Solidad, or something similar).
She was more funny than a good worker, but hold on pushing for an extra tip, and the right answer in Italy is "vaffanculo".
After the payement, every time I met her around she following asking an extra tip, and asked if I've reccomend her to my friend (we were in 2 guys).
This was becoming grotesque.
I was very tired and so had just 1 session, this time try to do better.
Bye.
&304; was in Berlin and went to ARTEMIS on 21-22 April. Like the first time last year I was very excited before and in general I was very happy again.
First try was on 21 April Saturday. I reached the club about 15:00 when I reached I realised how much I missed the FKK scene.
First girl was a german blonde name was as I remmenber sherly (not sure about it) big silicon boobs wearing colorful tight body style lingerie not keeping the tits, was nothing more than mechanic sex without kissing and eager in most positions. I think I said yes to her very early without exploring in conversation because of the excitement of the first time in artemis after more than a year so would not repeat and recommend.
2. Girl was SHARON the hot redhead tiny Hungarian, reached what expected to feel recommended.
3. Girl was NATALIA; blonde natural tits, beatiful face, from poland was also top standart, maked to feel the high pleasure for both sides.
4. G&304; rl was CAROL&304; NA baby face natural body long blonde from Germany except she seem to feel uncomfortable while kissing was an acceptable experience.
2 nd day:
1. Girl was MARKETA bpretty blonde from Czech REP. She had soft kissing and limited action in some positions but in general acceptable.
2. Girl was HANNAH red head.natural body from POLAND was top standart and lasted for 1 hour comfirmed the quality of the polishs again.
3. Girl was AMEL&304; A blonde with attractive looks from ROMANIA was also top standart make me realised how much I missed the ROMAN&304; ANS.
4. Girl was nick name IVY baby face perfect body girl from GERMANY altough she was not kissing and that is very important for me, she was very gorgeous that I couldn't refuse (actully I aproached her and asked to go to the room ). &304; think she was the most beautiful girl of the club during my 2 days
In general about the club some beds of the rooms and the sofas in the cinemas need some repair even changing I think, I hope the visit the club in may again
London Traveller
04-24-12, 18:57
Hi,
I will be in Berlin in a few weeks, It will be my first time and of course visit this place is one of my priorities. Question about the girls:
If I go there on a Thursday, early in the afternoon, there will be many girls there? Also, I'd like to find girls with big silicone breasts, piercings, tattoos, ect. Is abundant the number of girls with those characteristics in that place?Early in the afternoon there will be some girls but not the full selection. The girls with the biggest enhanced racks I have seen at Artemis have appeared at about 8 pm, however you might find what you are looking for earlier. There are always girls with tats around. Where exactly do you like the piercings to be? If you are there May 10 maybe we can meet up. We certainly won't be competing for the same ladies!
Had earlier this year a really nice session with a south American version of Jessica Rabbit. I think she was just on a short visit in Artemis, haven't read anything about her but she had a nice body with or without the corset she was wearing most of the time there, if the boob job wouldn't had been that enormously she would had been really god looking. Is she still there anyone? . Impossible to miss that body standing at the entrance of the bar.Does she have a playboy bunny tattoo? I had a great session with a Cuban girl back in late Feb / early March. Can't remember her name. Amazing curves, great face and great enthusiasm. She was wearing a red corset when I was with her.
Does she have a playboy bunny tattoo? I had a great session with a Cuban girl back in late Feb / early March. Can't remember her name. Amazing curves, great face and great enthusiasm. She was wearing a red corset when I was with her.Hi,
Can't remember any tattoos, but it sounds like her, and I was there around the same time. Long dark curly hair, corset, and curves way beyond normal. I actually did her 2 times when I think about it, day 1 with the corset and day 2 when she didn't wear it.
What I remember was that she was from southern Germany and was half Latina, had worked in Palace and like that place and she done some time in oase witch she didn't like at all for some reason.
A real pro that I wouldn't mind repeating with next time, if she is there.
Can anybody tell what day in the month people in general get their salary in different countries (Germany and Italy for instance). A good thing to consider when planning a visit to Artemis to avoid crowds.
Norjan
Can anybody tell what day in the month people in general get their salary in different countries (Germany and Italy for instance). A good thing to consider when planning a visit to Artemis to avoid crowds.
NorjanHi, I won't be able to give you a clear answer to this question, but I guess it is variable salary dates as in my country, the majority of them taking place at the end of each month: 26-30th. However I don't think you should reason like this. I never look at my salary date when I decide when to come to Germany. I strongly believe that the crowd going to FKKs in general have more money between their hands than the "average Joe" so I don't think they plan their visits according to when they receive their salary. This might be more pronounced if you look at the budget puffs in Germany?
Hessen Bub
04-28-12, 17:34
"At the end of the moepney there's always too much of the month left."
People get payed monthly, usually at the end of the month, some people may get pais mid-month. If you trust the girls. They say there's less people at the clubs towards the end of the month.
HB
WarmStone25
04-28-12, 19:34
First Cultural Visit (part two)
I made my first visit to Artemis on 3-4-12. In the first part of this report I told how I had negotiated the S-Bahn and the trail to the front door Artemis successfully. I told of my experiences at the reception and in the changing and showers and how I worked out how to use the lockers.
Now I was ready to scout out the premises before getting into action.
As I approached the ground floor lounge I was passed by tall, blonde, girls with athletic figures.
At the entrance to the lounge two attractive girls appeared to be absorbed in game on a machine.
They were still there when I left.
When I entered the lounge the atmosphere was sexy and I saw about 12 sexy good looking girls around the bar. I thought I had come to the correct place. I saw no other men at this time.
I moved around the bar and headed to the rear, looking for the restaurant. My plan was to relax for the first hour and absorb the atmosphere. Taking breakfast in the restaurant helped me to do this.
Back in the lounge I was relaxing when I was approached by girl called Irish who was persistent in telling me what she she could do for me in the room. I declined her offer because it was not according to plan.
Now I scouted out downstairs. There was one man on a lounger by the pool and a coloured girl reading the magazines beside the bar. I had a coffee at the bar and was relaxing there when Irish appeared again. She continued with her persistent promotion of herself and I began to feel slightly put upon. So I gave her a firm nein. I was a newbie but I did not want to be taken for one. I mean she actually touched me up, would you believe?
Some time later I was approached by a good looking girl. 1800mm height, nice figure, nice smile, dusky smooth skin, half Brazilian, half German. We appeared to click and soon I felt the stirrings underneath my robe. So I asked her to take me to a room and she kindly obliged.
The room felt sexy and soon we were in action. The girl started with OWO in fine style, and proceeded to straddle me, changed positions willingly, and brought me to completion. The standard 60e package was completed in a satisfactory way. After there was not much conversation, partly due to my poor German language skills. The girl wanted to smoke, I did not object at the time, but I should have. I noted later that girls at the bar were smoking. There should be a no smoking policy IMHO. I lost track of time on this one so I do not know if I got the full 30 minutes.
I returned to the restaurant to re-fuel. Reinforcements, in the form of men, appeared to be turning up by this time. The restaurant became busier. At a certain point a number of the girls came through, dressed in towels.
Later I was relaxing in the lounge, when Irish turned up again, as persistent as ever. This time it appeared to make sense. I felt a stirring again so I took her to a room. She started with a massage, as promised, and I found it relaxing, as she said it would be. She moved on to oral, which I asked to be covered. I found this to be satisfying. She got on top and changed positions when requested. She made me come again, which she said she would. She was not the best looking or sexiest looking girl but she gave a good service and did what she said she would. I returned to the restaurant in time to re-fuel before it closed at 3. 00. I found it was starting to be cleared at 2. 40.
Later I was relaxing in the lounge when I suddenly became aware of being watched in a mirror at the bar. A good looking girl sat there at the bar, I was interested and she was interested. I became severely tempted. It was not in my plan to go again so I dragged myself away.
I retrieved all of my kit with out losing any thing, my budget for the day was not exceeded, and my first visit to Artemis was complete.
Artemis is the best place I have been to for picking up sexy good looking girls. It is the embodiment of a dream from long ago that there should be a safe indoor place to pick up girls. Artemis far exceeds this dream, it is safe, sexy, clean, well managed, at a high standard. To get the best from it I will need some return visits.
This is the 3rd time I have written out this report. I have had some problems with logging on and posting. This time I have used a word processor so that I do not lose what I have written.
I hope that the suspense has not killed any one and that in fact you are able to read this report.
Can anybody tell what day in the month people in general get their salary in different countries (Germany and Italy for instance). A good thing to consider when planning a visit to Artemis to avoid crowds.Hessen Bub is right with regard to Germany. End of month. Some bigger employers will pay mid-month to get better service from the firms crunching the numbers and the banks paying out. In my opinion this is not a factor in deciding when to visit a club.
Just came out of club Paradise in Stuttgart, I'll file my report later. Weather is great so tomorrow morning we will drive up to Berlin and spend a couple of days there.
Hope to meet some of the gang at Artemis.
Ciao!
Kimino
ZimmerBaby
04-29-12, 07:50
Back in the lounge I was relaxing when I was approached by girl called Irish who was persistent in telling me what she she could do for me in the room.I have rejected her approximately 50 times, still she is terrorizing me with these endless approaches. Sorry to express this, but it's my primary reaction; I do not find her huge nipples attractive. In my world they remind me of the genitals of babymonkeys I have seen in the zoo and I cannot say this adds to the needed strength and power of my erection that this job requires. During my last visit she even made a statement about "our several sessions" and "how much I've enjoyed her nipples"!
WTF?
This was a combination of a lie and info-overload. I needed a timeout after this and went for a coffee. Then I was approached by Hungarian Ruby who claimed me having sessioned her 3 times because of her large breasts."Sorry, I have rejected you 11 times and have never even touched your body".
"Securities fraud, also known as stock fraud and investment fraud, is a practice that induces investors to make purchase or sale decisions on the basis of false information, frequently resulting in losses, in violation of the securities laws. Generally speaking, securities fraud consists of deceptive practices in the stock and commodity markets, and occurs when investors are enticed to part with their money based on untrue statements"
Well, this was a report from the twilight zone of Artemis.
We arrived around 6. Line up pretty thin but enough to have fun.
Session with Laura, great as usual.
Loredana, Romanin from Costanza, black hair, beautiful face and body. Not. Great performer (at least with me) , no possible GFE, rather dull session. Won't repeat.
Session with Cheyenne, german from somewhere close to munich. Brown very long hair. Said she is 28 but looks at least 5 younger. Definitely clicked with her. Recommended.
Left at 1am, ready to collapse, long day.
Had a great time chatting with Rocketboy! Will be back tomorrow and leave Tuesday for frankfurt.
Kimino
Been there these 2 evenings. Both times arrived at 08-08. 30 pm.
First evening:
Fatima. Czech Rep. : young brunette, slim body, very nice and great job.
Tyra. Germany : doll type, tall, blonde, big blue eyes, fake firm breast, slim body, very nice and lovely job. Just a little fake moaning and "yeah baby", that disapponted me a little.
Second evening:
I was thinking all day at a pair of black beauties. When I got to the club I found almost immediately one of them, whose name is really complex and I don't remember, but she is from Ethiopia, and I think she's the only one.
Man, what a body, what a skin and so great job! Loved her.
After staying about 1 hour around telling several times "no thanks", a girl that was coming to me for the tird time, named Nikki (or Nikka) from Hamburg, tall german brunette, with arms covered by tattos, convince me. I told her "let's do something relaxing, do you know how to make me relax?". Yes for sure. In fact. As we got in the room.
The first thing she said was :-Let's do that I'll blow you, you'll come in my face, for only 110 euros.
I answered :- Let's do that you'll blow me, then I fuck you, for only 60 euros.
Her :-Is just for making something different-
Me :- If you pay we can make what you want-
After this small discussion, she started trying blowing me, and handling my friend, so quickly that I've had to stop her, remembering that I've asked for relaxing session; the answer was that it was the most slow and relaxing way she knows. Everything was so artificial, innatural and out of place, and after discussing about the price list in that way, there was no hope, so we exit the room after less of 5 minutes.
I hope that Nikki read this forum, so I can say "vaffanculo" from the deep of my hart, and I hope she'll stop working, because if I have 2-3 such a bad experience, I'll stop going to Artemis. Luckly the other girls were really good, and funny.
HF
Angus Magee
04-30-12, 10:15
After staying about 1 hour around telling several times "no thanks", a girl that was coming to me for the tird time, named Nikki (or Nikka) from Hamburg, tall german brunette, with arms covered by tattos, convince me. I told her "let's do something relaxing, do you know how to make me relax?". Yes for sure. In fact. As we got in the room.
The first thing she said was :-Let's do that I'll blow you, you'll come in my face, for only 110 euros.
I answered :- Let's do that you'll blow me, then I fuck you, for only 60 euros.
Her :-Is just for making something different-
Me :- If you pay we can make what you want-
After this small discussion, she started trying blowing me, and handling my friend, so quickly that I've had to stop her, remembering that I've asked for relaxing session; the answer was that it was the most slow and relaxing way she knows. Everything was so artificial, innatural and out of place, and after discussing about the price list in that way, there was no hope, so we exit the room after less of 5 minutes.
I hope that Nikki read this forum, so I can say "vaffanculo" from the deep of my hart, and I hope she'll stop working, because if I have 2-3 such a bad experience, I'll stop going to Artemis. Luckly the other girls were really good, and funny.
HFI think this girl tried to get me upstairs last time I was there. I think it was the same girl though I remembered her name as Nika, but close enough and the other description fits. I had a bad feeling from her that she was a bit to predatory and seems I was right from your description.
In the end I went with Fatima who I have repeated with countless times and was, as always, well satisfied. She is a lovely girl who like to laugh and always get me where I want to go. Just ask Rocketboy who found me after in my post session bliss stage.
AM
Suddenly, seemingly from nowhere it pops up again: an opportunity to pay a visit to the big A! I'll be there the evening of May 11 (a Friday). Let me know if you want to meet up for a drink in the bar.
Two questions. Does anybody know how Fatima normally schedules her time at Artemis? I think that she maybe use to be around on weekdays daytime rather than weekends and evenings, which would mean that the chances of her being there on a busy Friday evening are not so good. Or maybe this is not the case? Would love to spend an hour with her, as I have done several times before! And how about sweet Daniella, is she hanging around the club these days (I think she is only at Artemis certain parts of the year)?
By the way, if you happen to know both Fatima and Daniella (and maybe also another favorite of mine; Nina) then you probably understand my taste in ffk women (we are obviously not talking porn star style and silicone tits here). Any recommendations on girls that can provide a similar experience, both when it comes to performance and appearance, would be greatly appreciated indeed!
Cheers!
Rocketboy0
04-30-12, 12:17
We arrived around 6. Line up pretty thin but enough to have fun.
Session with Cheyenne, german from somewhere close to munich. Brown very long hair. Said she is 28 but looks at least 5 younger. Definitely clicked with her. Recommended. Had a great time chatting with Rocketboy! Will be back tomorrow and leave Tuesday for frankfurt. KiminoK- glad it finally worked out, and hope your biking brother finally got some satisfaction (or at least woke up from his coma). I just hope you guys stop falling for these extra, costly add-ons. I think the suggestion that you stick your own fingers up your own butts, and pay yourselves 50 Euros, is a good start.
First time in a long while I risked a slow Sunday night. Pleasantly surprised by the good relaxed vibe. Had a brief talk with the Boss who said the back yard construction was going more slowly than he hoped, and he thought it would not be ready til Sept.
But I digress. So I went with Irene, a newbie, Blonde, Romanian. 22ish, C's, thin, seemed nice, was very grateful someone would talk to her (before lunging). Used to work at Globe Zurich, now somewhat put off by the lower Euro pay, though she says clientele nicer here. Of course they are. But our session was bad, almost no kissing, covered BJ, tried to avoid penetration (unsuccessfully) and I was too tired to complain. While she is pleasant, I would not recommend. Kicking myself I did not wait for a few better alternatives who were in high demand.
Misc others, Zimmerboy, agree completely Ruby is to be avoided (having had 2 so so sessions) , shame though as I think she is great looking.
And as for Herr Magee's post-coital transformation, it was / is indeed true. He is a different person once his tank has been drained, which someone removes curmudgeonous hormones. His eyes track independently in different directions, he can barely put a sentence together, and he has the demeanor of a puppy golden retriever. But not to worry, as the effect wears off after a few hours.
Rocketboy0
04-30-12, 19:51
First Cultural Visit (part two)
I made my first visit to Artemis on 3-4-12. In the first part of this report I told how I had negotiated the S-Bahn and the trail to the front door Artemis successfully. I told of my experiences at the reception and in the changing and showers and how I worked out how to use the lockers.
She continued with her persistent promotion of herself and I began to feel slightly put upon. So I gave her a firm nein. I was a newbie but I did not want to be taken for one. I mean she actually touched me up, would you believe?
Some time later I was approached by a good looking girl. 1800mm height, nice figure. I lost track of time on this one so I do not know if I got the full 30 minutes.
I returned to the restaurant in time to re-fuel before it closed at 3. 00. I found it was starting to be cleared at 2. 40.
Later I was relaxing in the lounge when I suddenly became aware of being watched in a mirror at the bar. A good looking girl sat there at the bar, I was interested and she was interested. I became severely tempted. It was not in my plan to go again so I dragged myself away.
I retrieved all of my kit with out losing any thing, my budget for the day was not exceeded, and my first visit to Artemis was complete.Remarkable-is all I can say. A man with a keen eye for detail. Well worth the wait. And a high five to your firm nein.
I normally have a self-imposed limit, avoiding girls under 1600 mm, but also over 1750 mm. But I may consider relaxing these constraints.
Had a brief talk with the Boss who said the back yard construction was going more slowly than he hoped, and he thought it would not be ready til Sept.Is this the Boss who looks like Rod Stewart? .
SuppenHuhn
04-30-12, 21:41
Is this the Boss who looks like Rod Stewart? .No Rod Stewart died 2 years ago. I think the boss could be Kenan.
Another calm evening at Art.
Spent some time with Nebula2000, nice chat.
Thin lineup but some different girls were there.
Went with Liss. Girl from Frankfurt, worked at Palace. Very tall, black hair, enourmous synth boobs, many tatoos. A vague suicide girl look, corset. A real fun girl. Had a plain vanilla. 60 euro, session. Enjoyed and will repeat.
Then all my "60 euro night" plans failed with Romina, from Malaga. Been with her in the past, alone and with other girls, I tend to forget how good she is. She also told me Renee should be working in Palace right now, so I'll probably see her tomorrow.
Gave up on the idea of visiting Mainhattan, we will go to Palace for sure.
Now sleep 'cause it's going to be a long drive tomorrow morning.
BTW, food was absolutely fine both yesterday and today at Artemis.
Really nothing else to report.
Kimino
ZimmerBaby
05-01-12, 07:41
Is this the Boss who looks like Rod Stewart? .
Haki Simsek according to wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_(brothel)
Angus Magee
05-01-12, 08:03
Haki Simsek according to wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_ (brothel) No the guy who was said to resemble Rod Stewart was Ekki and he died very suddenly of a massive heart attack 2-3 years back in January. He was not the owner, rather the General Manager.
He was said to be much loved by many of the girls and was a great guy who got to know both girls and customers. You can see him in this 4 part video shot a few years back about the internal workings of Artemis. The video is in German.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd4X-fF-h0Q
AM
Rocketboy0
05-01-12, 11:29
Haki Simsek according to wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_(brothel)H Simsek is the owner investor who is occasionally there; Kenen is the day-to-day Boss / Manager who runs the show, and is there more often. They are related, possibly brothers. To be in the business, K is for sure one tough cookie, but he seems to be a good, fair, quite decent and friendly guy. While obviously we are not there to be students of management, in a complex environment, K gets it done and we have talked a fair bit about what it is like being skipper there. There are constant hassles with customers (who like to do things like put cigarettes out on the floor carpeting), girls being girls, dubious suppliers and construction firms, and the ever present regulatory authorities which keep a close watch on related immigration and tax issues. They have also affected the pace of new wing construction, and the hoops needing jumping through to allow smoking upstairs (you may notice now that the kitchen door now must be closed at all times).
Not to pick nits with my holemate, but I believe Ekki`s role was more of a liason between girls, the public & management, who interceded when there were complaints, and who could sort things when Kenen was not around. They were very close for many years, and E's sudden death was a massive shock to the system. Apart from personal loss, K by temperment is more of a businessman and likes to focus on keeping the ship afloat and on-course vs being the kind of public interface and or confidante to the girls. I believe one of the older women staffers now has this role, though the house doctor may deal more with the girls and their, well you know, stuff. But all this just truthiness, from my vaguely informed observations during refractory intervals, or boredom when the offerings on offer are not sufficiently distracting. As with most things I write, I really have no fucking clue.
ZimmerBaby
05-01-12, 13:10
Sehr geehrte Angus und Rocketboy / Dear Angus and Rocketboy.
I'm delighted and grateful for the macro perspectives and enlightenment. Thanks!
Happy labour day.
ZB
Nille Copenhagen
05-01-12, 13:29
How about Vanessa I believe she is the assistant manager. She took over Ekki`s role.
London Traveller
05-01-12, 20:22
Suddenly, seemingly from nowhere it pops up again: an opportunity to pay a visit to the big A! I'll be there the evening of May 11 (a Friday). Let me know if you want to meet up for a drink in the bar.
Two questions. Does anybody know how Fatima normally schedules her time at Artemis? I think that she maybe use to be around on weekdays daytime rather than weekends and evenings, which would mean that the chances of her being there on a busy Friday evening are not so good. Or maybe this is not the case? Would love to spend an hour with her, as I have done several times before! And how about sweet Daniella, is she hanging around the club these days (I think she is only at Artemis certain parts of the year)?
By the way, if you happen to know both Fatima and Daniella (and maybe also another favorite of mine; Nina) then you probably understand my taste in ffk women (we are obviously not talking porn star style and silicone tits here). Any recommendations on girls that can provide a similar experience, both when it comes to performance and appearance, would be greatly appreciated indeed!
Cheers!Hi Dr J, We could definitely meet up that evening if you like. Unfortunately you have no PM. How will I recognise you? Fatima normally does daytimes at Artemis and tends to arrive at about 1pm, staying till at least 11 pm or later, so you stand a good chance of meeting up with her as she is often there on Fridays. I don't know Daniella. So maybe you could introduce me!
Hi Dr J, We could definitely meet up that evening if you like. Unfortunately you have no PM. How will I recognise you? Fatima normally does daytimes at Artemis and tends to arrive at about 1pm, staying till at least 11 pm or later, so you stand a good chance of meeting up with her as she is often there on Fridays. I don't know Daniella. So maybe you could introduce me!What, no PM? I guess my paid subscription must have expired. I'll fix that and PM you when it's done.
When do you plan to be there London Traveller? I think that I will arrive sometime between 21 and 21:30. Staying until late.
London Traveller
05-06-12, 00:41
Just returned from a good day at this reliable club. As usual it took me ages to find some girls. I began at 12 noon in the club and didn't go to a room until after 7 pm. But the company of a couple of forum members (you know who you are!) and a session in the gym made the intervening time pass enjoyably and quickly. I can recommend for the GFE experience both of the girls I went with, Lynnette (Hungary) and Paulina (Poland). Both in their mid-20s, Lynnette has long auburn hair and has attractive girl-next door good looks combined with a lovely curvy figure and one or two small tattoos, she generously gives quality sofa time and in the room is very responsive. Paulina is a slim brunette with a salon tan and hair in a very attractive bob, perfectly framing her face, she also is generous with her time and showed her appreciation of my modest room efforts very vocally. I was quite flattered!
BadinSweet
05-08-12, 03:21
I think this girl tried to get me upstairs last time I was there. I think it was the same girl though I remembered her name as Nika, but close enough and the other description fits. I had a bad feeling from her that she was a bit to predatory and seems I was right from your description.
After staying about 1 hour around telling several times "no thanks", a girl that was coming to me for the tird time, named Nikki (or Nikka) from Hamburg, tall german brunette, with arms covered by tattos, convince me. I told her "let's do something relaxing, do you know how to make me relax?". Yes for sure. In fact. As we got in the room.
The first thing she said was :-Let's do that I'll blow you, you'll come in my face, for only 110 euros.
I answered :- Let's do that you'll blow me, then I fuck you, for only 60 euros.
Her :-Is just for making something different-
Me :- If you pay we can make what you want-
After this small discussion, she started trying blowing me, and handling my friend, so quickly that I've had to stop her, remembering that I've asked for relaxing session; the answer was that it was the most slow and relaxing way she knows. Everything was so artificial, innatural and out of place, and after discussing about the price list in that way, there was no hope, so we exit the room after less of 5 minutes.
I hope that Nikki read this forum, so I can say "vaffanculo" from the deep of my hart, and I hope she'll stop working, because if I have 2-3 such a bad experience, I'll stop going to Artemis. Luckly the other girls were really good, and funny.
HFYeah, I sessioned with Nika on my last visit and confirm that she is not good. It wasn't that bad for me but I won't repeat with her. But I have to admit, she has a nice body and nice natural and perky breast. Actually, at this point, since I am at home and won't be in Germany for a few months, I would gladly pay her 60E now for a quick 30 mins session. LOL
The last time I was at Artemis (2007) , like most guys, I took the S-Bahn to get there. That's easy since the Westkreuz station is on three different S-Bahn lines so there are trains headed towards Artemis frequently.
However, when I got ready to leave at around 3AM, I assumed that the trains had stopped running and I decided to take a taxi back to the hotel. Before I left though, I asked the bartender if she knew what time the last train was, but she didn't know.
I'm headed back to Artemis in June and I will probably leave the club before 3AM on whatever nights I'm there. So I looked up the schedule on the Web site of the Berlin public transit system here:
http://www.vbb-fahrinfo.de
I found out that the last train headed east (towards Hauptbahnhof) is between 1 and 1:15AM, depending on where you're going and what day of the week it is. After that, there are buses. But very late at night I would prefer to take a taxi (seem to be plentiful at Artemis late at night). To get an estimate of the fare from Artemis back to your hotel, this site can be useful:
http://www.taxifarefinder.com/.
I normally have a self-imposed limit, avoiding girls under 1600 mm, but also over 1750 mm. But I may consider relaxing these constraints.Would not want anyone to think you are :"heightist", RB?
Rocketboy0
05-12-12, 09:13
Would not want anyone to think you are :"heightist", RB?Well no, but you know what they say. 2 mm here, 2 mm there, pretty soon it's 4 mm.
I try to limit my ascents to social climbing these day. Plus, the girls get very annoyed about the tape measure, threatening to turn it on me.
London Traveller
05-12-12, 10:38
Thursday I sessioned with the tallest girl at Artemis, I am not sure I can recall her name accurately but I think it was something like Inka and she is from Romania, standing at over 180 cm. Actually I realised in the room that although her legs are quite lengthy, a lot of her height is due to her having a long torso as well so, although she didn't kiss, there were actually very limited opportunities to do this as our heads were rarely at the same level. She is a brunette with longish hair that was wavy when I saw her but changed to straight the next day. She has a tattoo of a spider on her right lower stomach and the usual tramp stamp on her lower back. In the room things started off fairly well with some gentle touching and then I went down on her. Which she encouraged a lot, however in retrospect I think this was partly timewasting on her part, as she never got really excited but continued to request more even when I wanted to stop (after quite a long time though. I wasn't mean). Her BBBJ was actually quite good but then in sex she wanted me to come rather quickly. For such a tall girl her pussy was tight and when she rode me I had to get her to stop, otherwise things would have been over too soon and I wanted to try other positions. However she complained about my stopping a lot and really spoiled the end of the session with her grievances about this.
Friday I took a more normal size girl to the room. Sandy, also from Romania, a bottle streaky blonde with thick lips, a sunbed tan, and a round face (no tats). She also didn't kiss. Although later on there was some lip brushing, which was quite pleasant. However as her head was considerably below mine (she must have been about five foot three inches) in bed, again our heads were not often at the same level. A skilled performer at the BBBJ, although maybe vocalising a bit too much (quite an achievement really with a mouth full of cock) which was even better than Inka's because she worked harder with her mouth and didn't rely on her hands so much, her performance was slightly marred by a tendency to constantly ask if things were OK and also to report on the time very frequently, particularly towards the end of the hour. After about half an hour BBBJ she had clearly had enough of this and we fucked for the second half hour. In sex she made nice noises and became rather wet. However, towards the end she got a bit tired (it's not so sexy if girls don't kiss!) but she carried on fucking until I came, just drying up a bit which required slightly more lube.
Thursday I sessioned with the tallest girl at Artemis, I am not sure I can recall her name accurately but I think it was something like Inka and she is from Romania, standing at over 180 cm. She has a tattoo of a spider on her right lower stomachThat would be Anka. Debuted at World late 2004 or early 2005. Was one of my regulars there. Probably the moodiest hooker I have ever known, but for some unexplainable reason I got to the good side of her which resulted in quite a number of sessions over a 2 year period. Fantastic session if she wants to be, but can also be bitchy as hell. She also worked at Oase some years back. Have not seen her for few years. Number of veterans on this board will remember her.
Anka has one of the best tit jobs I have ever felt. Hardly noticeable.
Thursday 10/05/2012.
I arrived around 15. 30 and there was a good crowd of girls working and quite few guys. I did a few circuits looking for someone new to get with for my first session but no-one was really catching my eye. So after seeing Nina walk by a few times I stopped her for a chat and we quickly headed upstairs.
Nina (Czech Republic)
Sometime you have to fall back on the classics. You want to hear a song you love or watch a favourite film – in this case I wanted to spend time with someone I knew would guarantee a good time. As usual Nina didn't disappoint – she's such a great professional. Her squatting cowgirl (I don't know the proper term for this position) is out of this World. After a very enjoyable session we went back downstairs. I had a great time and decided to relax before looking for girl 2.
After a little rest I was ready for round 2.
Amelia (Romania)
Amelia (not the Amelie pictured) on the website is a tall, very pretty blonde with great tits and a sparkling personality. We had a nice talk and then headed upstairs for what would be a great session. She was a real fire-cracker and was so tight I almost finished before we really got going. A definite future repeat if I ever get back to the Artemis.
After a sauna and a massage I spotted 2 girls walking the floor offering a threesome. I've never been with 2 girls before so I spoke to them and got the lowdown on what would happen in the room and the costs. Then we headed upstairs.
Romy (Spain) and a blonde girl whose name I forget
Well this will go down as possibly the best sex I've ever had. The girls started off on each other, kissing and licking each other all over to a delightful soundtrack of moaning. I could only handle this for a couple of minutes before joining them on the bed. They gave me the best blow job I've ever had – 2 experts working my cock and balls with their amazing mouths. I fucked both girls in every position I could think off (changed condom 4 times) and finished doggie-style while Romy ate the blonde girls pussy. An incredible experience from start to finish. Both girls are total professionals and had no complaints changing positions or following my instructions. €220 – worth every penny.
I was fairly wiped out so I had some dinner and chilled out in the bar with a few cigarrettes. The highlight of my previous visit was a great session with Ciarra from Germany. I spotted her distinctive tattoos and short blonde hair across the bar so I went over for a chat. She was as sexy and charming as ever and we quickly headed upstairs.
Ciarra from Germany / Poland
My afternoon threesome was amazing but the hour I spent with Ciarra will be one of those experiences I'll look back to on my deathbed and smile about it. Just 60 minutes of the hottest, nastiest, noisiest, most erotic sex I have ever had and possibly ever will have. The details aren't important but if you ever get a chance to session with Ciarra do yourself a favour and take it. She normally sits ar the bar near the door at the foot of the stairs. She's about 5 foot 1, short blonde hair, massive fake tits and 2 big angel wings tattoo'the on her back. She's a total superstar.
I had one other session but it was fairly unremarkable. And that brought to an end my all time best day at the Artemis. A lot of money spent and every penny well spent.
London Traveller
05-12-12, 17:45
That would be Anka. Debuted at World late 2004 or early 2005. Was one of my regulars there. Probably the moodiest hooker I have ever known, but for some unexplainable reason I got to the good side of her which resulted in quite a number of sessions over a 2 year period. Fantastic session if she wants to be, but can also be bitchy as hell. She also worked at Oase some years back. Have not seen her for few years. Number of veterans on this board will remember her.
Anka has one of the best tit jobs I have ever felt. Hardly noticeable.Anka told me that she is now 25. You were lucky to have seen her as an 18 year old (or maybe even younger)! She told me that she has been at Artemis for the last 6 months. The tits do look good but the implants are easily detectable to the touch.
Hessen Bub
05-12-12, 18:17
Anca. Don't remember her. If she was at world, I have seen her for sure. Probably was with her also. I am getting old.
HB
Thursday I sessioned with the tallest girl at Artemis,The tallest of my favorites is Ivy, not a particularly great session, but I love her look and attitude so much.
In 2005 she was probably 13 though. :)
Uhhh, miss Berlin a lot!
But my next german visit will be back in Frankfurt to try orther girls at Palace and maybe check out Sharks that I never visited.
Ciao.
Kimino
The tallest of my favorites is Ivy, not a particularly great session, but I love her look and attitude so much.Tall, German girl with small (but awesome) boobs? Looks a bit like Pornstar Tanner Mayes?
I had a great session with her yesterday. She's lots of fun and I really dig her slightly eccentric attitude.
Anca. Don't remember her. If she was at world, I have seen her for sure. Probably was with her also. I am getting old.
HBThe spider tattoo is on her right hip is hard to miss. She used to have kind of reddish dark hair back then and guys would sometimes confuse her with Russian Olga (although they did not look alike).
BadinSweet
05-14-12, 06:28
The spider tattoo is on her right hip is hard to miss. She used to have kind of reddish dark hair back then and guys would sometimes confuse her with Russian Olga (although they did not look alike).
Anca. Don't remember her. If she was at world, I have seen her for sure. Probably was with her also. I am getting old.
HB
Anka told me that she is now 25. You were lucky to have seen her as an 18 year old (or maybe even younger)! She told me that she has been at Artemis for the last 6 months. The tits do look good but the implants are easily detectable to the touch.Spider? I thought it was a scorpion, LOL. I guess I'm getting old too. She told me she's 21 and 178cm tall. She's one of my favorite at Artemis (off my small sample size) and I had a great time with her.
Then it was done. My visit at Artemis both met and exceeded my high expectations. I arrived in Berlin with my car on Wednesday and spent Thursday morning and early afternoon biking around in the city as a regular tourist on my little folding bike before I arrived Artemis at four o'clock with two beers and a small green pill inside. Already at the reception I were astonished man. There was many pretty girls around all nude or very barely dressed with small hip pieces that still showed everything that could be displayed. After some hour you become very used to the nudity and can relax somewhat. Further in the story I placed my valuables in a lockable deposit box, undressed, took a shower and put on a bathrobe together with slippers made of plastic. I then went to the lounge or the smoking room, which is the connecting point in this house of business. The plan was to take stock and check out the girls that were there. Got some suggestions immediately but said that I'd never been there before and wanted to digest the impressions first. It did not last so many minutes before a young Spanish girl Paula made suggestions, and after some negotiation, we agreed. My claim is not that great, I wanted some GFE with kissing and caressing. It was not really to be that way. Paula who has both nice body and looks good in every way had only one interest: to attract me to come as quickly as possible and treated me as an object more than as a lover. She thought I was an annoying man who made her nervous because I talked too much and did not concentrate enough on the sex. She refused to kiss me and to look into my eyes during the act. Of course she didn't succeed in making me come so but being polite I told her I was happy even without coming to ejaculation so I told her that I was there to fuck more girls then her. No hard feelings at all. Paid her the € 60 fee and after some time in the sauna and shower, I went into the lounge again.
Had a cup of coffee there and then a real stunner with a fleeting smiled towards me in the mirror. We started talking a little loose, and after some negotiation, we went up to the room and one of the most wonderful experiences I had in my fairly long life. Sandy is her name from Romania claims to be 22 years but probably two or three years older but that is not visible. She is simply gorgeous with a pair of magnificent eyes in a really pretty face and a slender fresh body to it. The breasts are not large but very well formed. She seemed easy to talk to so I decided right away that this was not enough for half an hour so now would be a full hour and she was totally on. She fussed talented and exaggerated somewhat about how big my dick was, but I always considered myself to be a very ordinary man. However, one can lick up everything when feeling hungry. First she gave me massage for ten minutes and then started the coolest sexual experience I had for many years. She did everything in all positions cheerfully and with a smile, she sucked my dick without a rubber and played with it. There was kissing and cuddling with full eye contact, both directly and in the mirror. When fifteen minutes of the hour was left I wanted to get my orgasm, but it seemed like the green pill turned me into a very steadfast man but unable to fire the load. In all cases, with joint efforts, we managed to get me come in a really big orgasm with just a few minutes left and then I felt like a wrung-out washcloth. But we were happy and satisfied and went down to the deposits where I paid her € 120 as the tariff says and gave her another € 20 bonus for a work well done. Thanks Sandy you should always be in my memory and my heart. Whenever I am thinking about you my cock start twitching.
Well now the time was almost half past eight at night, and I intended to get even an end but realized I needed a few hours of rest before I gathered myself physically and could engage in more sexual exercises. So I went for some relaxing time, took a shower and a spent some time in the sauna with a little swim in the small pool. Proposals came all the time but I explained that it would take time before I could get to it. At nine o'clock, I took another little pill and received a proposal from another of these incredibly beautiful and pretty girls. This one named Susie or Suzy maybe. Told her that I was very interested but needed some more time and she would come back after half an hour but she was nowhere to be found any more and I got interest in another girl who also disappeared before I could make contact. But when I sit there in despair, a blonde with a huge smile arrives and sits down with me. She says that she is Russian, but has been in Germany for many years. She's not that young rather somewhere around the thirties, I guess. She also tells me her name is Ella. Ella's body is fine. She's not so tall but with a pretty well-shaped body. She looks overall really nice with fine not to big breast and a cute face with very nice eyes. This girls both has looks and brains as well. She has a tattoo on her lower back but it does not disturb me at all. This girl is a super professional and to get a better blowjob then she did to me, I think you must go to a gay man who knows how it feels. She is also a very positive and happy person. Would love to have her as a girlfriend. Although Ella did everything to my satisfaction and I was thinking of extending with another half an hour to get a stylish finish but now I began to feel worn out as I'm almost a senior citizen a bit over 60 years old so I told her that I had a most pleasant time with her and it it was time for me break up and go back to my hotel. So I got rid of another 60 € plus 10 €, and even though I did not come this time, I think I got full value for the allowance.
Summary of my visit to Artemis. With a positive attitude and fearlessness to show and be proud of your nude body and with the help of a little pill you can get a fresh start here in your erotic life here. Real stunners that like here in my country Sweden almost are eager to accuse you for sexual harassment if you just look at them are eager to satisfy your needs in these wonderful clubs in Germany at a reasonable price. The only question is. Where should I go next?
Spider? I thought it was a scorpion, LOL. I guess I'm getting old too. She told me she's 21 and 178cm tall. She's one of my favorite at Artemis (off my small sample size) and I had a great time with her.
Hehe, She said she was 22 in 2006.
Rocketboy0
05-14-12, 18:57
Then it was done. My visit at Artemis both met and exceeded my high expectations. The only question is. Where should I go next?Sounds like you had a fine and representative time, and have the right attitude. Du ska âker til FKK Palace i Frankfurt! Or somasak like that? RB
Sounds like you had a fine and representative time, and have the right attitude. Du ska âker til FKK Palace i Frankfurt! Or somasak like that? RBMay thanks for your advice. Seems like the Palace is both the biggest club and the one that gives the highest quality in this business. Probably I'll go for three or four days late August and maybe there can be a day left to visit one of the other clubs in the Frankfurt region.
Rocketboy0
05-15-12, 17:23
May thanks for your advice. Seems like the Palace is both the biggest club and the one that gives the highest quality in this business. Probably I'll go for three or four days late August and maybe there can be a day left to visit one of the other clubs in the Frankfurt region.Apologies for blurring lines on the Artemis Forum. Not sure about the biggest or best (I like it a lot) , but you should study the Palace Forum for all the details. Just keep an eye on when Frankfurt is back from summer holidays (good as more girls will be around) and when are the big trade fairs Messen (not so good as hotels get tight and it can be crowded).
We Berliners were remarking the other day how sometimes the Palace forum gets a little overheated compared to our friendly, sophisticated, nurturing zone. But as a mature man, you will keep your wits about you I am sure. The key is to just take it slow, and not get taken, which as you have found even in Artemis, can of course happen. Just discuss all in a charming, romantic way up front, be clear on expectations, and you'll be fine. All this so-called sharking stuff way overblown, and the 5 times or so I have been to the Palace have all been great.
Oase Forum worth a look as well. I have always been underwhelmed by the women there over several years of trying, (a taste thing as I like fuller slightly older German women) but others swear by it (esp. If you like young E & SE European things). Some find their service better. I really don't but that's just me. Maybe I just choose more carefully, or I have lower expectations, or my skills at cunnilingus melt all hearts. But Oase surely worth a day's visit, just because in summer, the garden and pool are great.
If you do manage a cheap flight, sometimes you can rent from Sixt those tiny Smart cars which are great for buzzing around the Rhine-Mein area (a navigator does help finding Oase) where as the Palace is easy. Not so enviro but you can save a lot of time. Look forward to your reports in the future and should you return to Berlin, let us know. RB
Angus Magee
05-15-12, 17:58
Apologies for blurring lines on the Artemis Forum.Ditto-personally I would probably chose Oase over Palace were it me. Unless the trip out to Oase puts you off. But really it is not that bad and easily handled even on public transit.
AM
Coming straight from the airport I hit Artemis around 21. 30 last Friday. Must have been more than half a year since my last visit. Anyhoo, the place wasn't as busy as I expected for a Friday night, but quite a number of hot girls. For me many new faces (and of course tits and asses and you-name-it) , and my all time favorite wasn't there (dang!). The only familiar girls I managed to spot were Nina, Marketa and Lecky.
Had made plans to meet up with London Traveller and we found each other after a while in the bar downstairs. Nice guy. A little bit later I thought what the hell I'd better just as well start things up with Nina before she disappears from my radar so we went for half an hour in one of the downstairs rooms. She is so beautiful and sweet, and the session was very relaxed and pleasant.
Anyway, later on after some relaxation, including a short walk to get some 'fresh air', I started looking for a lady who I met earlier by the pool. She was an extremely cute little girl with perfect face and body (young looking, slim and quite short, small tits, dark long wavy hair, very cute smile). I agreed with London Traveller that she must be tried out (now not sure about her name even though I ashed her, LT do you remember?). After a while I saw her going with a fella to the rooms downstairs, and then I couldn't find her despite searching for her for quite a while, hanging by the stairs hoping to grab her. So I gave up and approached a petit young Romanian girl with reddish colored hair instead. Her name was Antonia, and as I said she was small but not quite as skinny as some of the others with a beautiful round ass. Now don't get me wrong, she still has a small ass, but wow those buns! So we are talking very nice body here, white skin, lovely shaped natural breasts with gorgeous nipples. She was a bit cold and passive while waiting for a room and I began to think that all this was probably a mistake, but in the room she warmed up and was very friendly, and the session was good with lots of pussy / ass licking. Phew, that ass and super smooth pussy (most girls shave, but this was definitely a brazilian)! I was happy.
Then I recovered for an hour or so still looking for that über-cute girl. Couldn't find her now either so ended up picking Lecky. Lecky is a really small thai girl that I have sessioned with once before. All the rooms were taken so she suggested one of the round beds in the main lounge and I said ok why not. First a quick oil massage, and then we had very intense sex in various positions for the rest of the half hour, both of us making an awful lot of noise towards the end which was kind of fun given our location among all the other guests. She was really very enthusiastic, and the experience I rate one of my best yet at Artemis!
After paying Lecky and kissing he goodbye I had a shower and some time in the sauna and then went up for a cigarette in the bar (time was probably around 3 am). Now the girl-of-my-dreams I was hunting for earlier suddenly re-surfaced. But it was too late, I was very tired and quite satisfied with my three sessions so I never approached her. Now back home again I regret it of course! Some day maybe, some day.
Angus Magee
05-21-12, 21:54
New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=de
AM
New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=de
AMSorry AM, I just had to LOL when I read this as I was actually checking out the new pictures at the same time, while reading this post. Seems that it proves how addicted you can be to these damned FKKs!
Nille Copenhagen
05-21-12, 22:14
New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=de
AMThanks AM.
The new pictures are badly photoshoped, like AMALIA standing on the bed, she looks like she has been cut out from another picture and pasted on the bed. And BRIGITTA who has lost some part of her left arm.
So some of the new pictures are weird, IMHO. They can do better than that.
Nille Copenhagen
05-21-12, 22:17
Sorry AM, I just had to LOL when I read this as I was actually checking out the new pictures at the same time, while reading this post. Seems that it proves how addicted you can be to these damned FKKs!I got ya!
The question is are you addicted to this forum or the FKKs or both, LOL
I got ya!
The question is are you addicted to this forum or the FKKs or both, LOLTo be honest Nille, both!
Mario Veneto
05-23-12, 07:16
Arrived yesterday on Tuesday afternoon at airport Schönefeld In Berlin,
I checked on Internet and by public transportation it was a one hour ride from the airport to S-Bahn station Westkreuz which is only 250 meters away from Artemis. So I got to Artemis for an unbeatable price of 3 Euros. A taxi ride would have been 10 times more expensive.
The weather was hot. Almost 30 Degrees C. The hot chicks walking around in shorts and mini skirts made me even hornier and I had to bring down the pressure in Artemis. ;-)
As I arrived at Artemis it was already 6 pm. 80 euros entrance fees and a shower later, I was Sitting at the bar surrounded by hot naked girls.
The club was not very busy. Maybe 30 girls and 15 men. I noticed a very pretty tall girl called Fiona. After a 5 min talk I noticed that she's student, half German, half Italian. She had long brown hair, beautiful eyes and natural nice tits. I loved her attitude and the way she was talking with me.
I take her to the room and she gave me a very nice BBJ and we had a very hot session. She was active and ready to please.
After that I had some dinner. The food at Artemis is descent. Not as good as Goldentime but definitively better as in Oase.
Then I took a Hungarian girl which I don't remember the name and she was completely the opposite of Fiona. First she tried to sell me some extra features like CIM for 50 € extra. When I declined she was disappointed. Then during the action she didn't want me to take her hard in doggy style, she didn't want me to keep her neck while banging her and there were even more restrictions like this which eventually turned me off. I decided to continue the session just talking but first asked her if we have still time. I didn't want her to charge me one hour.
Then she was kind of upset and replied 'yes of course, I am not a abzocker why do you ask this? '.
Abzocker in German means someone who just tries to make money.
We had a small talk and she told me that she was a ballet dancer and her new fake tits was too heavy so she has to switch them for smaller ones etc.
The only positive thing I can tell about her is that she had wonderful legs.
If I remember her name I will definitively add it to my report.
I stayed another couple of hours and left at around midnight. The club was much crowded than when I arrived but the girls all seemed to be pros. I am missing those days back in 2009 when you could find Serbian or Ukrainian students who just travelled to Berlin for a couple of days to make money and get back home.
Today I will go to some addresses I found in European forums. There are working girl houses like Royal or Tiffany which give a chance to hobby working girls (hobbyhurren). I will write a report if they are worth it.
I wish Artemis had a exterior area like GT or Oase, specially with a hot weather like now.
In my opinion Artemis is better during winter time but in summer time I definitely prefer sitting outside at the pool and get tanned like I used to do at Oase.
BhoyWonder
05-23-12, 13:35
Will be going to artemis for the first time (or any fkk for that matter) tomorrow. Looking forward to having a great time. Has anyone got any tips for a noob? Who are the best girls working there at the moment?
Will be going to artemis for the first time (or any fkk for that matter) tomorrow. Looking forward to having a great time. Has anyone got any tips for a noob? Who are the best girls working there at the moment?Congrats you've done a good choice. Artemis was my first FKK experience last year and now I'm an addict LOL! My best advice would probably be to:
- have lots of cash available, you're going to need it. There's an ATM, but with an extra-charge attached to it.
- take things easy and don't go with the first girl that approach you within at least 30 min. I know, it's easier said than done, and I went with the Czech goddess Shiva within 5 min. Of talking with her. She was divine in the room as well, so don't just listen to this advice, listen to your gut feeling as well!
- Be clean and polite. Goes without saying, but even if most guests are polite there are some scumbags from time to time. They are not particularly popular among the girls / other guests.
- some girls are very pushy, especially towards anal / CIM or other extras. If this is not your interest, you should have an interview with her beforehand, be open of what you like / don't like. Not all girls DFK, so if this is your thing, it could be nice to know before going to the room / kino. Some will also push you for extended time, like one hour. A good advice can be to say you want 30 min, but you decide in the room if you want to extend depending on chemistry etc.
- I found the bar upstairs to be very crowdy at peak hours. A good choice can be to go to the bar downstairs, close to the sauna facilities. Eat and rest, it's actually easy to forget this when it's your first time. 50-80 naked hotties can be a bit overwhelming!
- Last advice: give something back to the forum in terms of one / multiple reports!
BTW. If you happen to be in Artemis between May 26-30, chances are I'll be there myself. For sure this Saturday / Sunday. Send me a PM if you'd like to meet over a drink.
Was just reflecting on the places I've been, and there have been some common experiences. I'm not complaining, they make sense to me. I'm just wondering if anyone has experienced this as well:
1) Given a choice between rooms, girls I've been with have typically chosen the room nearest to the entrance. I suppose that's because they don't want to waste time walking back and forth. But I'd like to see new rooms, and the ones further back are certainly less frequently used.
2) I like all positions, but it seems missionary and doggie were the favorite among the girls I saw. I suppose those are the most passive, least demanding positions. The girls do work quite a few hours after all. I like cowgirl too, but I can see how that would be the most tiring for them. The ones that did me in cowgirl the most were usually the sharks that liked the control and wanted me to come quickly.
Has this been your experience as well? I'm kind of curious about this. Would it be bad form to post in other FKKs' forums?
Nille Copenhagen
05-23-12, 20:30
Will be going to artemis for the first time (or any fkk for that matter) tomorrow. Looking forward to having a great time. Has anyone got any tips for a noob? Who are the best girls working there at the moment?I have a few tips for you:
Take it easy but not too easy, if you see a girl you like make contact with her, if you snooze you loose, you might not see her again. And you will regret it later.
You might study the pictures om Artemis website to see the girls and the club.
In the Kinos you have have public sex or watch other having sex.
You can talk and flirt with the girls freely, but when she have your dick in her mouth then you are committed to a session.
To avoid any surprises agree on service and price before starting. Some girls are "sharks" and they can smell newbies.
Have fun.
BadinSweet
05-24-12, 02:31
New pics up (along with the old) on Artemis' web site.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/?page_id=91&langswitch_lang=de
AMThey now have a pic of my favorite, Melody! I guess I can continue day dreaming about her and show my friend some of the people I sessioned with. Thanks AM!
Mario Veneto
05-24-12, 07:53
Before going back to FKK artemis we have visitied a bordel called Royal at Bundesplatz / Berlin.
The lineup was so bad that I am not going to mention anything more.
So we decided to get back to Artemis for the second time in a row.
I have already written a report for my first day visit on this section of forum but I couldn't remember the name of the girl who provided very bad service. Now I know, her name is Evelyn.
Wednesday at Artemis is Lingerie day. I definitively prefer watching these beautiful creatures in lingerie rather than naked.
My first girl was Turkish. Lilia or liliana. 20 yrs old. Long black hair, very nice black eyes.
She provided excellent service, had a shaved tiny beautiful pussy and very impressing BBJ.
The second girl was Kitty or Katty. Tall, slim German blond girl who was at all times with her dark hair, dark skin girl friend.
The pre session negotiations started badly. Upon on my 1st approach she immediately tried to up sell me a trio session with her girls friend. Her girl friend had a beautiful face but big belly and was not my taste. So I declined the offer.
When we went to the room she tried again to up sell me some extras which again I refused.
Then she started to act mechanical. She was probably one of the worst FKK experiences.
Very business oriented and very cold.
Later in I noticed that she had a lot of success in the club but each time she was trying to offer a trio, which sometimes she managed.
Then came my third session Nicoletta. A real gem, my friend knew her from her first fkk career day three years ago. She is from Bulgaria.
Tanned skin, long black hair, very nice face and eyes. Cup D tits.
She was very nice and very horny.
She provided very deep BBJ and great session. This is exactly how a fkk girl should be.
With three sessions today and two yesterday it was time to come to a final conclusion about Artemis.
Was it worth the drive from Dusseldorf?
FKk amenities:
Well for some unknown reason in Berlin there is only one FKK. In Frankfurt area you have at least 5, in Dusseldorf / cologne even more. Besides Artemis is very expensive. They charge 80€ for the entrance without providing free beer or alcoholic beverages. Each beer costs 10 euros extra! In Dusseldorf area the entrance is only 50€ and the beer is free. Oase 65€ (no free beer).
In Artemis you don't have an outdoor area. In these last three days we had a very sunny and warm weather.
I was just imagining how nice it would be to spend time outside at Oase or World or GT and get tanned.
Lineup:
The lineup was definitively better at GT than in Artemis. You also have more choice in Oase than Artemis.
The girls are more aggressive at Artemis and tend to approach customers. We didn't have this impression at GT.
Oase is a little bit like this too.
So I guess for the time being I am going to avoid to drive the extra miles to come to Berlin.
If I want to go to FKK I would choose closer ones like Oase, World or even GT.
They are cheaper for the entrance fees and sessions, provide much better amenities (free beer, barbecue, huge outside area) for a similar or better lineup.
Angus Magee
05-24-12, 09:27
The second girl was Kitty or Katty. Tall, slim German blond girl who was at all times with her dark hair, dark skin girl friend.
The pre session negotiations started badly. Upon on my 1st approach she immediately tried to up sell me a trio session with her girls friend. Her girl friend had a beautiful face but big belly and was not my taste. So I declined the offer.
When we went to the room she tried again to up sell me some extras which again I refused.
Then she started to act mechanical. She was probably one of the worst FKK experiences.
Very business oriented and very cold.
Later in I noticed that she had a lot of success in the club but each time she was trying to offer a trio, which sometimes she managed.While not a hard and fast rule I find that a girl who is trying to sell you on something right away (a duo, a spectacular BJ) is best avoided. As you found out this sort of behaviour does not stop when you get to the room. Duos are alwats best negotiated with a single girl who you then send out to find her preferred partner.
Nicoletta is a very nice girl. For a long time she was my most regular girl at Artemis. Good choice.
AM
Rocketboy0
05-24-12, 10:48
Mario V. Your reports just show ultimately how subjective all mongering is. Most people in Berlin would rate the lineup at Royal as one of the better around. Also, it was unusually shitty hot these past 3 days in Berlin, and very likely even the line up at Artemis weaker as it always is Sun-Tues. All suffer from little or no-air con.
Given my tastes, I would take Artemis anyday over Oase, or World, or GT, based upon the choice of women (and I have been to all several times over several years). Completely a taste thing, surely not the landscaping (though that will improve at Artemis slightly in late Sept when the new wing and sort of garden will be ready). I would take the Palace with no garden and all those alleged shark-infested waters over the rest, also anyday, again reflecting my tastes in women. And I hate dessous night as for me it just distorts the impression and I can see women clothed anywhere. Just different tastes.
While it sounds like you managed to often choose poorly at Artemis, of course it does just happen. Angus`s warning about excessive selling surely wise; the good girls keep quiet and are much more restrained as they don't need to sell. At least you managed well with the lovely Nicolleta.
The point is all of this really is subjective and an individual taste thing and even what kind of state of mood and mind you were in. Different pokes for different folks.
Hi,
Well, she's back and actually not that bad (on a session Wed 16th May). It was her first session that evening (she said) , newly coming back from Nigeria. She did only do light kisses, but that changed afterI changed 30 min to 1 h.
Her mouth tasted alcohol, but she was performing kissing ok. Then she offered me what she called a "slowjob", which only was a blowjob in a slow way (of course) , but she was focused ond that, but it was boring for me after 10 min. AND now cums the funny part; during fucking especially missionary) , she was moaning and singing (olallah la oh la la) , which made med.
Laugh a little bit. I tried som titfucking as well (she has nice natural tits) and I finished with CIM, sitting on a chair with the.
Lady on her knees. She happened to swallow a little bit too and I gave her some fishermans friend's tablets to clear her throat.
She is by the way not in her twenties, but 33 why (she says).
The following days I took several sessions with my favorites, included a threesome with som young Moldovian girls, but not any sessions with Angel.
Best.
P.
Hi.
Hated the line-up. Lots of guys there in advance of the Messe but a shortage of women. I had another fabulous session with the lovely Mary from Hungary (see previous reports) , but the purpose of writing today was to report a pisspoor session I had with one of the new girls.
She is black, from Nigeria, mid 20's, medium build, calls herself 'Angel'. I had been on a fabulous run recently. At least 20 winning sessions in a row. Angel broke my lucky streak. She is utterly useless. Weak and clinical blowjob, disinterested and uninspiring fuck. Been 4 days at Artemis. This one won't last long. Just make sure you don't waste 60 Euros of your money on her in the meantime.
Avoid.
Best.
C
Has anybody sessioned with Alisha from Hungary? She has a really pretty face and a perfect slim body. Maybe 5'2" with nice natural C cup breasts and long dark hair. She approached me before in the past, and I was about to take her to the room. But she told me the only person she kisses is her boyfriend. I declined, not only because she doesn't kiss, but she also seemed "professional". If you don't take her to the room within 5 min talking, she would get up and leave.
Well she approached me again yesterday (Wednesday). I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember me, but she seemed just as professional as when I first talked to her. I also declined this time, but mostly because I had just gotten out of the room 20 minute earlier and needed the break. I will be back to artemis this Friday, and I've decided to give her a try. My expectation is pretty low with her, probably mechanical BJ and sex. It's just that she's super hot, and I just have to get my dick inside of her pussy. Who knows, I might be in a pleasant surprise (doubt it though). Anyhow I was just wondering if any of you monger have been with this one. I'll let you guys know how it'll turn out.
Angus Magee
05-25-12, 10:43
Has anybody sessioned with Alisha from Hungary? She has a really pretty face and a perfect slim body. Maybe 5'2" with nice natural C cup breasts and long dark hair. She approached me before in the past, and I was about to take her to the room. But she told me the only person she kisses is her boyfriend. I declined, not only because she doesn't kiss, but she also seemed "professional". If you don't take her to the room within 5 min talking, she would get up and leave.
Well she approached me again yesterday (Wednesday). I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember me, but she seemed just as professional as when I first talked to her. I also declined this time, but mostly because I had just gotten out of the room 20 minute earlier and needed the break. I will be back to artemis this Friday, and I've decided to give her a try. My expectation is pretty low with her, probably mechanical BJ and sex. It's just that she's super hot, and I just have to get my dick inside of her pussy. Who knows, I might be in a pleasant surprise (doubt it though). Anyhow I was just wondering if any of you monger have been with this one. I'll let you guys know how it'll turn out.If it the girl I am thinking of I would recommend a pass. I took her to the room twice. First time the session went south about 10 minutes in when I wanted to differ from what seemed her usual routine. The second time I forgot I had been with her until we entered the room and the session soured almost immediately. She is not what I would term a shark as she does deliver the sex you are hoping for, but it is all very lack luster and mechanical and I had the feeling that she was timing everything we did. That said she does have a very hot look and if all you want is to put your dick in her pussy, go for it.
AM
Devilspinkick
05-25-12, 20:22
Was just reflecting on the places I've been, and there have been some common experiences. I'm not complaining, they make sense to me. I'm just wondering if anyone has experienced this as well:
1) Given a choice between rooms, girls I've been with have typically chosen the room nearest to the entrance. I suppose that's because they don't want to waste time walking back and forth. But I'd like to see new rooms, and the ones further back are certainly less frequently used.
2) I like all positions, but it seems missionary and doggie were the favorite among the girls I saw. I suppose those are the most passive, least demanding positions. The girls do work quite a few hours after all. I like cowgirl too, but I can see how that would be the most tiring for them. The ones that did me in cowgirl the most were usually the sharks that liked the control and wanted me to come quickly.
Has this been your experience as well? I'm kind of curious about this. Would it be bad form to post in other FKKs' forums?Concerning choice of rooms, I've often had ladies there ask me if I had a preference or a particular room that I liked. I don't really have a preference, but have been inside many of the rooms.
As far as positions go, I typically see the gals going for mish, doggy, & cowgirl. Sometimes a gal will want to try the spooning position. I don't care for this position very much but some ladies seem to like it. Also, though cowgirl is cool to do for a while, I don't really get much out of it and practically never come no matter how much a dame pumps away. I do remember a sexy German girl I met in Oase many years ago. She hopped on top of me and had me milked dry in about 2 minutes, so I'm sure that technique and good pussy control plays a factor as well.
As an aside. I'm glad to hear that there are still some hot Bulgarians at Artemis. Hard to go wrong with Eastern Europeans in general.
- DSK
WarmStone25
05-27-12, 18:49
second cultural visit.
i visited berlin for the second time on 21-5-12. my plans were laid. on the following day i would visit artemis, one of berlin's famous brothels in the fkk style.
after this, two days later, i wanted to visit another famous brothel in a more traditional style. i chose to visit either kamilla-dee or royal. i will report on this and on my adventures on oranienburger strasse on the berlin thread.
my first visit to artemis was on 3-4-12. i enjoyed the experience so much that i decided to return. on my first visit i had mastered the intricacies of the multilingual ticket machines and so again the
s-bahn was able to transport me to westkreutz banhof with ease. the trail from there to artemis was now familiar. my second visit was seven weeks after the first visit.
i wanted to spend more time and relax more and use the facilities more.
i arrived about 12:15 and took my time changing and showering. after this i went to the restaurant and surveyed the available talent on the way. i was attracted to a fair haired girl and spoke to her. she said that she came from the ukraine. i enjoyed the food in the restaurant after which i went for a stroll. there appeared to be more men present than on my first visit. down stair i strolled as far as the fitness gym. there was a girl there who was doing a serious work out. i do not know if she was a member of the staff or one of the working girls. i strolled around the adjoining corridor and found a number of rooms curtained off and another kino, which i had not seen before. there was no film showing, although i would find something else there later.
i strolled through to the pool side where the water looked inviting. i enjoyed a free coffee at the bar.
i had decided to make more use of the facilities so i looked at the saunas, but here i was unsure. i was unsure as to the affects that excesses of heat and humidity may have on ones performance in the room. i had no wish to disappoint the chosen girl or myself. there were no doctors or experts in physiology present (i did ask around.) so i decided to take a chance. i went for the 60 degree sauna and set the timer to 5 minutes. following which i stripped of and had a shower. this was much enjoyed.
whilst i was enjoying another free drink at the bar i watched a couple of guys get into the pool and then get out again in less than a minute. i was made of sterner stuff however. after i got used to the temperature i found it quite pleasant. the pool is not big enough to allow one to get up to racing speed so i confined my self to the much favored breast stroke. i completed a lap around the island.
before hauling myself out.
when strolling about upstairs again i met the girl from the ukraine again. we appeared to be getting on well. on this visit i appeared to favour being down stairs. i think this was because of the smoke.
i politely declined a few offers because i wanted to relax and enjoy the place. it came to the point where i felt ready and then i met the girl from the ukraine again. i think her name was something like irena, but i cannot be sure because i am terrible at remembering their names. too, i am never convinced that we know where they come from despite what they say. she said that she was also from hamburg. all i know is that something clicked and we headed for a room.
i asked for the 60e package. she was the same height as me. 1800mm, slim, sexy curves.
she gave me owo and i did not ask for cover. here i departed from my normal practice and my reservations were put aside. i put this down to the level of excitement and anticipation. i thought that she did well in the room, some kissing and cuddling, owo, changing positions. i was pleased with my first session.
i went to re-fuel in the restaurant. following this and after more free drinksat the bar i was strolling about downstair again. i arrived at the kino that i had discovered previously. here i was approached by the siamese twins who walked about everywhere back to back. they tried to sell me a two girl session. i was deliberately naive and asked them what it would be like. they said i would have two of every thing. i did not feel i could oblige on this occasion.
later passing by the same kino there was a film on. i was about to sit down and watch when i heard some noise from the back row. it was a girl and her customer engaging in sex. i did not know what to do. is it acceptable to watch or face the front and watch the film with occasional glances to the back? i felt that i wanted to watch but decided to leave them to it.
upstairs again i felt that i was ready for another session. i was strolling through the bar area when my eyes alighted on a very attractive girl. i wanted to speak to her immediately. she was tall, smooth dusky skin, good looking, curvy, approachable manner. i think her name was something like fatima and prague may have been mentioned. my mind was already thinking about going to a room. so it was to be. i asked for the 60e package. we shared good chemistry in the room and had good fun. fatima plied me with compliments about my performance but i was not going to let this go to my head. i remember thinking that my performance on my second session on my first visit was better also. for this session i asked to be covered. the second session was the better of the two.
i had intended to look for a third session on this visit but i began to feel tired. i was given plenty offers because girls were roaming about offering themselves. some offers were from sexy attractive girls and would have been accepted earlier in the day. there were a lot of attractive girls today. i remember one whom i saw in my first hour of being there. she was stunningly beautiful, blond, model quality, same height as me, sexy curvy, but she was following a man to the bar. i so wanted her. i never saw her again after that.
i decided to leave about 5. so my second visit to artemis was over and confirmed my impressions from my first visit.
the fkk experience has been an eye opener for me. i have travelled to what must be one of europe's best brothels. the quality of which far exceeds what i have been used where i live.
the local airport is 15 minutes by taxi from where i live. a low cost carrier runs regular flights to berlin. so it is easy to get to berlin. i do not at the moment feel the need to travel to other fkk establishments, other than in berlin, because to do so would be more costly and artemis can provide me with what i want.
as to whether or not the fkk experience is ultimately for me remains to be seen. i will be visiting another of berlin's famous brothels later this week, after i have had a day of rest and cultural improvement. i will report on this on the berlin thread.
WarmStone25
05-29-12, 14:50
The number of reports shown on my last report is 10.
On the previous three reports it is also 10.
Clearly the system is not updating the number of reports.
Angus Magee
05-29-12, 17:04
The number of reports shown on my last report is 10.
On the previous three reports it is also 10.
Clearly the system is not updating the number of reports.As I see it from viewing all your reports you have posted 13 times. The system seems rather buggy of late. Perhaps just give it some time to correct.
ZimmerBaby
05-30-12, 00:07
The FKK experience has been an eye opener for me. I have travelled to what must be one of Europe's best brothels. The quality of which far exceeds what I have been used where I live.I guess this is a very common feeling. It made me smile when I read it. Thank you for reporting.
After arriving in Berlin late Monday afternoon, I found myself too tired to visit Artemis Monday night. Three flights and two long layovers took a toll.
But I was ready to go by Wednesday night. I arrived at about 8 and I was at first surprised by the very high ratio of girls to guys. This can be a good thing (lots of choice) or a bad thing (can lead to an increas in shark attacks). I wanted to avoid getting bitten early so I headed for the food area. I had a good Italian lunch at noon so I just wanted something light and I was able to satisfy my hunger OK. Nothing great but not awful except for the "milk rice" or whatever the heck it was-I thought it was yoghurt but it wasn't-not sure what it was.
After dinner I bided my time and spent time downstairs in the no smoking area. The smoke upstairs was bad and it made my allergies, already aggravated by a high level of pollen in Berlin this week, worse.
Even in the quiet of downstairs I was approached by several girls with somewhat sharky tactics I easily fended them off with a new form of shark defense that I had not tried before. I speak French fluently, so When a girl approached me that I wanted to get rid of right away, I pretended to speak only the language of Moliere and not that of Shakespeare or Goethe (I don't speak German anyway). It worked to perfection by completely throwing the girls off their game. None of them could speak French other than saying "voulez vous couched aver moi?". The sharks quickly went in search of other victims, frustrated by their inability to launch an understandable sales pitch.
I wound up having two sessions and because of time pressure, I shall move quickly to the better of the two, the second one.
It was getting rather late and I was relaxing on a coach near the back of the main floor close to the Kino. I needed to choose someone soon because I was getting tired and didn't want to stay past 1 or 2. Suddenly she strolled into view, just kind of wandering around looking for a lonely guy like me. I mentally prepared my secret shark defense weapon for deployment. But at the last moment I lowered my weapon and smiled at her. I immediately could tell she posed no threat to me and that she might even make a tasty meal.
She is about average in height and she has a perfect, slender body-no extra weight but still somewhat shapely and very feminine. But what won me over was her face, which is absolutely angelic in my opinion. It has that classic East Europenan look that combines a hint of the exotic East with classically beautiful features. She proceeded to win me over with her smile, her gorgeous eyes and a sweet personality. Speaking fluent English, she chatted with me in a casual, friendly way. I learned she is from Moldova, which made me ever so slightly concerned, but I quickly dismissed my concern as I engaged her in conversation and became more and more interested in her. I definitely got a good vibe, though I know that girls, especially very pretty ones like Sheeyna turn the charm off as easily as they turn it on.
But not Sheenya-she's for real. She agreed to accompany me into the nearby kino. I asked her if she had any concerns about playing in the kino and she said no problem. We staked out a spot in the back and Sheenya went to work. She delivered an outstanding BBBJ that lasted a long time. After while, she asked me if I liked 69. To be honest, my feeling is "it depends.". It depends on whether the girl smells and tastes nice and fresh and clean. I had a good sense that she would so I said yes and I was not at all disappointed. Probably the best 69 I have ever experienced- at least for a long time. Rather than move upstairs we proceeded right to action in the Kino. Doggie style for as long as my stamina would allow and then I gently pushed her body flat, face down and I continued to penetrate her from behind. She has great stamina, but after awhile mine gave out and I asked her to finish outside her pussy. She said fine and offered CIM for an extra 50. I hesitated but then figured why not. She finished me off beautifully while giving me frequent glances with her beautiful eyes. I thought I was starring in one of those beautiful porn movies like the ones from X-Art (previews on YouTube) , because those girls are beautiful and sweet looking like Sheenya but they are also doing porn.
All in all it was a great session and a great way to end my evening. I hope to be back at Artemis Thursday night if I can get rid of my allergy symptoms.
. She finished me off beautifully while giving me frequent glances with her beautiful eyes. I thought I was starring in one of those beautiful porn movies like the ones from X-Art (previews on YouTube) , because those girls are beautiful and sweet looking like Sheenya but they are also doing porn.
All in all it was a great session and a great way to end my evening. I hope to be back at Artemis Thursday night if I can get rid of my allergy symptoms.Of course I meant to say YouPorn, not YouTube!
Will be in Berlin next week. Are there some girls offering AO at Artemis?
Some hot days in Berlin, partially in the company of wingman Occultus has seen its end. I failed utterly in my attempt to write this second trip report from Berlin, live at the spot, since the Ibis Messe hotel had blocked all internet access to pages related to ISG or sex in general. But still I guess it's good enough for those of you who like to read reports instead of imbecile questions. I also failed at arranging a meeting with Rocketboy and Angus Magee, but managed to meet them Tuesday over a drink next to KaDeWe. Great to have met you guys, I envy your proximity to the Love Bahnhof, hope to see you next time in Berlin!
BTW: Captrenno, our paths were crossed, you arrived at 8 PM Wednesday. I exited Artemis just 10 min. Before your arrival. Too bad!
SATURDAY MAY 26:
My wingman Occultus joined me for a short walk to Artemis. The Ibis Messe hotel is very conveniently located for those who like to visit the Love Bahnhof! We just had some problems on our way. We tried finding an ATM outside Artemis in order to avoid any extra fees, and we did find it just outside our own hotel, but that was after having walked to Westkreuz station. One of the uniformed workers informed us that there were no ATM in the station, which I discovered was not true. There was an ATM in the Westkreuz station, I just discovered that on my last day!
My first visit to Artemis (and to any FKK for that matter) was in November last year, and it was with quite a lot of supense we entered the building which is the favorite playground of some of the finest SPs in the world! We entered just to know that we had wasted so much time in finding an ATM that we missed the opportunity of eating and had to wait until 18:00 before dinner was served! The girls we met only suggested that we should eat pussy instead, which I ended up doing. Here are my experiences from what I can call a real Saturday Night Fever:
Gabitza. 24 years old brunette from Budapest, Hungary:
My first sessions are rarely the best, I guess it is something with the state of mind I am in. This one was no exception from the rule. I mean Gabitza did a good session, she agreed to kiss and did a very nice, sloppy BBBJ and since I had quite a load spared I had to get her in missionary before I came too fast. I had just anticipated to last more than my 15-20 min, but I guess her BJ skills were too good for me. This girl didn't waste time on any AST, but who cares, I wouldn't discuss the Hungarian political situation with her anyway! Damage: 60 euros.
Overall rating: 6/10.
After some dinner and relaxation in the sauna area and catching up with Occultus in between sessions, I went up to relax with a drink next to the main bar. I had my eyes on a mulatto girl with shortcut hairstyle. She was busy talking with some other guy, but turned around and went to see me.
Dominique. 27 years old brunette, from Germany / Martinique:
She told me that one of her parents was from Germany and the other from Martinique, the French island in the Caribbean Sea. We immediately clicked and I just knew I would be having a session with her, little did I know that it would be two sessions, more on that later. She preferred to speak German or French, so I had no problem conversing with her as my French is fluent. Most girls told me that they only spoke French in the room, but Dominique turned out to speak fluently both outside and inside the room. She does not have the typical porn-look as many of the other girls in Artemis, and she acts like a real GFE, one of the few girls that don't mind to spend more time with you outside the room if you click with her and I certainly did. To the extent that I booked her for one hour, and she didn't disappoint me. We had a great session with DFK, BBBJ that evolved into a 69. Her BJ was a bit toothy for my taste, but it got a lot better when I warned her not using her teeth. Then lots of spaß with missionary, cowgirl and doggy before I ultimately gave her me load.
Overall rating: 7/10.
After handing her the well earned 120 euros, I went to get some drinks in the bar while scouting for new talents for my third session later. I descended the stairs and relaxed on one of the chaisechairs next to the sauna when a hot blonde from Hamburg approached me.
Blair. 26 years old blonde from Hamburg, Germany:
I told Blair that I would let her have the honour of being my first German girl experience. Well, at least the first 100 % German girl then! She was quite flattered. I normally don't get so attracted to blonde girls, but I couldn't help being tempted by Blair. She is pictured on the Artemis websites, but only from the side. Beautiful green eyes made for seduction, and long blonde hair to her waist. She is truly what most people would call a optifick and she did not kiss at all. At this point I really didn't care, I just wanted to fuck her! So I did, and the session with Blair was very good. She had no problem waking up junior for the third time with a very good pornlike BBBJ. Followed by cowgirl, missionary and I just had to let my juice go while pounding her doggystyle.
She told me during our short AST that a guy had once offered her 500 euros if she would agree to DFK! She said she was tempted, but had refused this insane amount of money, some guys truly are crazy! Blair is really recommandable if kissing is not very important for you.
Overall rating: 7/10 (one point missing due to no kissing)
Coming back to the bar, after handing the 60 euros to Blair, I talked to Occultus and heard he'd been busy as a bee himself. He left on the chase for one girl he had been observing for a bit, while I took a stroll to the kino upstairs. I actually met by accident Paulina near the bar area. She's a brunette with the smallest tits in Artemis, and she's from Poznan, Poland. I was really tempted to go with her, because I remembered London Travellers good reviews of his session with her. But I was too tired. Fate wanted me to go with her, only not that day! Not much action in the kino upstairs so I exited and bumped into Nina. YES, I had finally found the legendary Nina from Czech Republic. She was a bit surprised to hear me speak the few phrases I know in Czech language. Unfortunately I had to turned her down, and I am still kicking my ass for this decision. I had just ended the session with Blair and had no intentions to engage in any sexual encounter for a while. Well Nina, was definitely not a girl that waste her time, she turned around quicker than I could say the words "maybe later". I went to the bar to get some more drinks and after relaxing a long time I bumped into Dominque again. She turned out to know Nina quite well, and while she was speaking with me, Nina got a bit angry with her for "monopolizing" clients. Meaning without going to the room with them, just talking, which is apparently not good perceived by the other girls. I didn't mind another session with Dominique even though I had not planned anything.
Dominique. 27 years old brunette, from Germany / Martinique:
I did however agree on one repeat session. I've never done a repeat the same day, but I guess rules are there to be broken, right? I don't have to get into detail on the time I spent in zimmer, as it turned out to be even better than the first one with her, but this time she really had to work harder for me to cum. I eventually did after a long time in doggyposition. I had promised her a massage if I came once more, so she hold me up on the promise. She was so relaxed she almost went asleep at the end. The only problem with her, is that after these two great sessions, she hunted me down for the rest of my stay in Artemis! I had to explain to her that although I had some wonderful time with her, I would have had a GF if I was interested in only one girl! She remained friendly enough for the rest of the stay so I think she understood my POV.
Overall rating: 8/10.
I really felt completely emptied after these four sessions, but I guess the Norwegian salmon I had been eating the day before had given me extra stamina. Who knows, anyway I was approaced by both Dominique and her friend Luciana downstairs.
Luciana. 23 years old brunette from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil:
I was resting just beneath the stares going down to the sauna facilities when these two girls tried their best at suggesting a threesome with me. I refused but I fell for the temptation at a last shot at goal with Luciana. She is a very petite girl, surely not the prettiest ones in Artemis. Her face didn't really appeal very much too me, but her body is firm and tight with a great ass. In the room she started a massive upsell, that put me a bit off. She wanted me to fuck her anally, give her CIM etc. Which I declined with my loss of stamina. I did give her a good fuck session, after pounding her hard doggystyle I managed to get my last orgasm of the day / night. Even at the end of the session, she continued to nag about CIM and of course extending the session to one hour with a nice massage etc. I've heard this so many times before. She was so disappointed and complained to me "why you go with my friend twice and have hourlong sessions, and with me only 30 min?". Well sorry Luciana, but what can I say. Different girls, different men, I am not there to waste my money on 30 min more, when I've cum already! She has a nice body, the sex was good, but I think she had not so many clients Saturday and was probably a bit desperate to squeeze out maximum of the one shot she had? I would not repeat!
Overall rating: 5/10.
This concludes the first Saturday Night Fever in the Love Bahnhof, TBC!
Will be in Berlin next week. Are there some girls offering AO at Artemis?Not the place for that. Look elsewhere.
the story from my and occultus second visit this weekend continues.
first reply to tommysued: ao is not offered from any girl at artemis as far as i know, and it would really surprise me as they are all very clean and obsessed with good hygiene. and any girl would get into trouble if she was known to offer ao. in fact i have a very good impression of artemis as one of the cleanest establishment i've ever visited, not only premises, but also sps!
sunday, may 27:
after some breakfast or more precisely brunch at artemis, we exited the love bahnhof to do some sightseeing in berlin. it is very easy to leave artemis and get back without paying the entry again. just tell the receptionist and she'll keep the key for your return, and note your name as well. you just have to be back before 4 am, as the club closes at 5 am. as this was occultus first visit to the german capital, so we ended the visit over some berliner pilzen and czech krusovice before ultimately finding our way to artemis again. inside we discovered that there were an absence of lot of girls from saturday, and while there were a favorable ratio of girls vs men at saturday, something had happened on sunday. suddenly during some peak hours there were more men than girls, at least it felt like it were too many polar bears, i recognised voices to be swedish and lots of italians as well. again many girls expressed their anger towards the many italian guys that came to party, looking and feeling up the girls, doing one session of 60 euros, and then leave the next day so they avoided hotel expenses. one of the italian guys stayed a long time in the cinema and one of the czech girls passed him asking "now spaghetti, are you finally ready for some action?", clearly a bit annoyed getting declined again.
i had lost my wingman occultus, while we were sitting on once of the couches next to the bar. as i've stated before, my first session of a day is rarely the best, but this one should turn out to be a catastrophe!
nicole. 26 year old blonde from hungary.
this girl is not normally my type. she tried her best to make me horny, while she rubbed her knee against my junior. of course it had some effect, and i really can't understand how i could go with her. first she's blond, she's a bit chubby imo, she's small, she's got fake boobs, she's got fake lips. the girl is even fake in bed! i would like to kick myself for going with her, and i even thought i had read a negative review of her on the board before, but i was not sure before it was too late! let me cut the story short, we got to the room, she started wanking me. yes you read correctly! i had to instruct her to start a bj, and then she ask me: "you want covered or uncovered bj?". this is normally a valid question to make as some guests wants everything covered, but i told her i wanted a uncovered bj as i was thinking i would need all motivation to get hard for as long as it get with this girl. not too happy with my reply, she tried to appeal to my conscience and asked me "are you married". no, i am divorced, can you get on with the fxxxing bj! nicole obviously don't like giving bbbj, and she proceeded with what i can call one of the worst bjs since chanel in fkk palace in frankfurt. i managed to get a semi-hard on and she put on a rubber and i fucked her first cowgirl then i just wanted to fuck her doggy. i guess i just didn't like the look of her botox-fake lips. i really had to focus hard on maintaining an erection, which is unbelievable when she was the first girl of the day. needless to say i was unable to cum and got soft after some minutes of fucking. i said that this was not working and i wanted to leave, cut my losses i guess! she then got a bit desperate that i would complain to the front desk so she offered me a new bj so i could cim. i just got more annoyed, so she offered massage included in the half hour. i thought, why not? but the massage was just terrible and i didn't reply her when she asked me if it was good massage. i remember giving her the 60 euros and she kissed me. apparently just a last attempt to avoid getting embarassed in front of her friends / front desk. at this point i was just happy for not cumming with her and i avoided any eye contact with her the rest of my stay in artemis. i think she got the message, as she never approached me and avoided looking my way in shame of her performance. nicole: if you are reading this. please please. do yourself and us a favour and quit artemis. start working at lidl instead! at least you will make the customers happy there! end words: i am probably just as much to blame for my poor selection. i can only blame myself for a terrible choice and my only honest excuse is that my little head overrun my big head. i should never have happened, but being a man. i am sure it will happen again someday. hoping it will not happen in a very very long time!
overall rating: 2/10. yes nicole, you give all hungarian girls a bad name, hell you give artemis a bad reputation and you are a true disgrace to the fine girls of hungary!
i met occultus next to the bar downstairs. a number of girls tried to approach me but i guess my facial expression of pure anger after my session from hell with nicole, got the a bit intimitated and reserved. i was seriously thinking about complaining to the front desk, but i am happy occultus got me off the idea. it would probably only make things worse and to be of no good. i feared my mojo was gone and felt sorry for myself for quite a bit. one of the small, petite german girls approached me (don't know her name, not my type but she is friendly) : willst du aleine bleiben oder? i just nodded and then she said something in german meaning you should come here with a happy face and have viel spaß, lots of fun! i thanked her for her good advice and i knew she was right. only way of getting rid of that bad mood was to find a new girl. it could only get better, right?
shaz. 22 years old brunette from romania.
finally i got my eyes on shaz, i had not seen her before, she was standing next to the bar upstairs. i approached her and had a short interview before we headed upstairs. shaz looks and feels very young, she's not very tall, around 165cm, but have a stunning body and perfectly shaped tits for my taste. i just had a hard time not laughing of her, because she has a voice that is, let's say very thin and sounds a bit funny as she has a slightly speech lisp. shaz gave me one of the best bbbjs so far. i don't know what she did, but she had a special technique with her tongue that made me think that she would be able to get any men get a hard on within seconds! the rest of the session was just great, reverse cowgirl, mish and doggy. the sexy look she gave me when i did her missionary style. shaz: you might look like you're 18. but you give romanian girls a good name! i've never been disappointed with any romanian girls so far!
overall rating: 8/10.
i stayed some time in the sauna after this session and talked to occultus before he had to continue on his adventure, catching the morning flight to frankfurt. dominique from saturday, tried to convince me again for a new session. i declined and was feeling empty and satisfied after the session with shaz. i spent some time talking with some poor swedish guys that were quite drunk and had arrived at artemis at 2 am! it was their first visit so they were clearly overwhelmed with the sight of so many hot bodies walking around. i observed one of them paying one of the blondes just before i exited artemis at 4:50 am, so i guess they did manage to have some fun before closing time. i felt i could have done one more session but none of the girls appealed to me at that time and i felt my stamina had decreased since saturdays night fever!
tuesday, may 29:
after a somewhat "relaxing" monday, i managed to meet up with angus and rocketboy over some drinks. really enjoyed sharing some stories of artemis, flat rate clubs and your viewpoint of this "hobby". great to have met the "legends of the board"!
i couldn't help myself and felt being drawn to the love bahnhof again to be relieved of another 80 euros. tuesday was a very calm day, not at all so many guys left and some of the girls recognised me from the weekend. one of them was the jennifer lopez of artemis: katarina from czech republic. so after eating a decent meal in the restaurant i went upstairs with her.
katarina. 27 years old brunette from prague, czech republic.
i have always had a weak spot for girls from cr and i have said and it is probably true: i've fucked more girls from cr than from my own country, which says a lot! the girls from cr, just know how to fuck, it's in their blood! katarina has long, curly hair and has a ressemblance to jennifer lopez. she's actually working as a hairdresser when she's in prague so her life is very secret in berlin. she got me turned on and after a nice well done sloppy bbbj, she proceeded with a cow girl. she mounted me but got tired so i let her lay on her back while i was fucking her mish-style for quite a bit. i finished with her in doggy and declined her question of cim. she accepted without any bad feelings.
overall rating: 7/10.
i met a german guy from essen next to the bar downstairs. had a pleasant chat with him about fkks and it was his first experience in artemis. at this point we got hit by multiple girls trying to sell us threesomes, foursomes and i don't know what! i got approached again by dominique and i introduced her to jan, the german guy. i was a bit happy as i was not interested in a new session with her. she went with him upstairs, but according to them both it was not a good session. i was sorry for giving him the recommandation, but he had no hard feelings towards me. he just said that ymmv. could happen to anyone if you don't click with the girl in question.
at this time i was approached by a russian blonde. when she told me her name i just knew she would be my next session.
ella. 30 year old blonde from st. petersburg, russia:
i recall reading numerous positive reports of this mature blonde. i can only thank the reviews for my decision, because ella would not normally be my choice as she is clearly older than 30 years as she claims to be, and not really my type. i would guess she's closer to 36, but it's difficult to say. she has implants in her tits and they did not feel good when i touched them, but ella made up for that by her friendly behaviour and great blowjob skills! this must be one of the best bjs i've ever received in real life and in a fkk! if you're a lover of bbbj, ella is your no. 1 choice! i am sure she sucked me for about 20 minutes, so long i just felt compelled to extend the session to one hour! this is probably her technique as well, but it works as a charm! she got me rock hard and i had such a great session with her, cowgirl, missionary and doggy to finish me off! she was moaning a lot, a bit artificial, but not too much so it just got me more turned on!
overall rating: 8/10.
after the session with ella, i had a long relax time in the sauna, went upstairs after a while and bumped into my third victim (or was i her victim?)
melody. 22 years old brunett from cologne, germany.
melody is pictured on the artemis website. anybody remember alphaville, the german popband of the eighties? except from their classic "forever young" they had another hit "sounds like a melody". well, it got me thinking about this girl!"she's so soft and warm in my hands". she's got long dark hair and had no hard time persuading me for a third session. she is incredibly hot and when i thought i would have some problems getting an erection after ella had pumped me empty. melody is not just a beautiful creature from köln, but enjoys dfk and daty, so it sealed the deal. her bbbj is soft and just the way i liked it. i almost have a hard on just by thinking of her. another great session, reverse cg, normal cg, missionary and doggy. no upsell, just a great session as it should be! last remark: i approached ella in the bar after our session, and she actually asked me not to stay there too long because it could stop men from approaching her. there and then i understood that beneath her friendly exterior beats the heart of a ruthless commercial sp!
overall rating: 8/10.
i actually felt my stamina would not hold anymore sessions after cumming with melody. i was sooo wrong. around 3 am, i get approached by a duo hunting for their next prey. i was not easy to convince, but what to do when you've got two beautiful hotties caressing and kissing you everywhere and junior starts waking up?
carmen, brunette and patty, blonde. both 26 years old from baku, azerbadsjan:
i was a bit hesitant to do a fourth session with these two girls. they have this sharky behaviour you are used to see in fkk palace in frankfurt. carmen being the hottest of the two, while patty had a big nose and a more "next-door" look. before i am dying i will probably be thinking about the scene where these to hot girls did a duo-bbbj and licking my shaft up and down! every man should savour that moment at least once in their lifes! patty started a crazy bj while i was licking carmen. carmen licked my cock in 69 and patty concentrated on my balls. i was in heaven! then we changed and after a while i started fucking the birthday girl patty (yes it was her birthday!) and after some minutes we changed rubber and i got to fuck carmen. the girls opted for cim. i declined as it would be tempting but too expensive! they accepted and i ended the session with the two girls alternating on giving me a great bj, one licking my balls etc. both gave me a very nice bj and while patty was licking my nipples, i warned carmen about me cumming so she stopped the bj and i came so hard i actually think some of it almost hit pattys face! what a session, the girls were awesome! i couldn't stop myself from tipping them 20 euros each (i normally don't tip anymore!) and said it was a birthday present for them both. they seemed to be just as happy as myself!
overall rating: 10/10. can't say anymore. they blowed my mind and my cock!
after this fourth session it was definitely my time to leave, thinking that anything else would be huge deception! but i had already decided to get back to artemis the day after before my flight was due to leave in the evening!
wednesday, may 30.
the last day of my stay in artemis, i got inside around noon, and new i would have to be efficient before my departure at around 8 pm to catch my return-flight from tegel. after eating a very good brunch, a moment downstairs, i got inside the main bar-area and got something to drink. the line-up of girls was less than impessive at this moment. it was lingerie day (dessous tag) but that didn't bother me at all. it just made the girls look even more sexy. 40 min. after my arrival i got approached my linda and was not hard to convince.
linda. 21 years old from hungary.
linda seemed to be older than her real age, and was my youngest victim in artemis. she gave me a short bbbj. i was soon rock hard and got to fuck her in different positions. i got tired of doing her doggy, so i lay down on my back and let her finish me off by giving me a last bj. i told her i didn't want cim so she respected that and wanked me off when i gave her the sign so i sprayed the cum on myself instead. linda: you fucked like a true hungarian girl! only negative remark about linda is that she closes her eyes when i did her mish. a clear sign that she does not really enjoy the work 100% and would like to be somewere else, or maybe thinking about brad pitt. who knows?
overall rating: 6/10.
after this inital session with linda, i went down to the sauna and stayed a longer time there before hitting the showers and a short swim in the pool. it was so relaxing i layed down on the chaisechairs and actually fell asleep for a while. i woke up only because i felt a little cold, someone had opened the windows, and i was not wearing the robe, only a towel. i moved upstairs and got a drink. on one of the couches behind the bar i saw paulina (that i only met saturday) from poland and asked her if i could sit down next to her and her friends gwendolyn and cindy.
paulina. 25 years old brunette from poznan, poland:
i had the good reviews from london travellers in mind when i approached paulina. she's got short hair and is also pictured on the artemis website. she truly has some of the smallest pair of tits i've seen in a fkk. some of the male guests had bigger tits then her, but i would still choose her over any of them! i was not so obsessed about her tits, since she has that next-door look i love and she's very friendly. she gave me compliments for my perfume and after agreeing on kissing, we proceeded upstairs. paulina is very good at everything what she does. after a nice bbbj, i proposed a 69 which she really enjoyed a lot. she then mounts me in a cg and rode me for a while. we decided to change and i fuck her in missionary and ended up in doggy. paulina had this wonderful eyecontact with me the whole time, i would definitely repeat. strongly recommended if you don't like big tits of course!
overall rating: 8/10
after the session with paulina i didn't plan on another session but when i was sitting enjoying my apfelchorle. i got a bit tempted by lulu, that i recognised from fkk palace and occultus description of her. she's an austrian hot babe with tattoos down her arms. she has that bad girl-look that occultus obviously fall in love with. the only thing that made me change my mind was when she said she don't kiss, but would kiss if i threw in one extra like cim! i declined and replied: "lulu, remember this is not palace, this is artemis. either you kiss or you don't kiss"! i stayed on my couch, but i couldn't resist the next small romanian hottie walking by. she gave me an indecent proposal to go to the kino.
julia. 24 years old brunette from romania:
oh my god, julia looks like she should be 19 or 20 years old, but is actually older than her looks. she has the teeny look that would turn on most 40 years old guys like myself. if you don't get turned on by julia, you're either impotent or gay! the sexy lingerie she was wearing just made her even more sexy! she walked with me down to the cinema downstairs. she said something about the italian guy sitting all day in the kino without fucking."why do they come here, just to watch and fuck maybe once? they are not good for business". clearly she disapproved a lot this guy for not taking part of the action depicted on the screen. we sat down at the first row and she started with a very decent bbbj that made me hard enough for her to cover my cock and do a reverse cg. wow. that was so hot, but i felt it was time to move into one of the adjacent zimmers to continue the action. it would be more comfortable for the both of us. but i don't think julia was the shy type, she would probably have no problems to fuck all the time in the kino. in the room, i got a new bj and she moved over in a 69 position, which she enjoyed a lot. i got really turned on the sucking and surround sound from the kino and other couples around, so i asked to do her doggy. i really pounded her hard from behind as she clearly liked it rough! i came just before the 30 min. mark and was happy and content. my cock felt numb all the way to tegel!
this concludes my trip to berlin and artemis! i can't wait to get back, but have to work hard earning more euros! ich liebe berlin!
Rocketboy0
06-01-12, 12:13
The story from my and Occultus second visit this weekend continues.My cock felt numb all the way to Tegel! This concludes my trip to Berlin and Artemis! I can't wait to get back, but have to work hard earning more euros! Ich liebe Berlin!Epic reports, Sucker17 full of useful info vs drug crazed diary entries. The way it should be. I shall put in the ROD.
I think you need to contact the ECB to create a new kind of Euro stimulus program, which you seem to have started on your own. Anyway, Berlin loves you back.
Epic reports, Sucker17 full of useful info vs drug crazed diary entries. The way it should be. I shall put in the ROD.
I think you need to contact the ECB to create a new kind of Euro stimulus program, which you seem to have started on your own. Anyway, Berlin loves you back.Thanks RB, but Angus got you to it! I did my best to stimulate the local Berlin economy inside Artemis! When the girls ask me when I'll be back they are actually saying: "when will your open wallet be back?".
ZimmerBaby
06-01-12, 19:15
Thank you Sucker17, great work and useful reports. In Blairs position I would have kissed you.
UShobbyist
06-01-12, 19:56
How do I reach FKK Artemis from Tegel international airport using public transportation?
BadinSweet
06-01-12, 20:46
Thanks for the great report Sucker17.
After the session with Ella, I had a long relax time in the sauna, went upstairs after a while and bumped into my third victim (or was I her victim?)
Melody. 22 years old brunett from Cologne, Germany.
Melody is pictured on the Artemis website. Anybody remember Alphaville, the German popband of the eighties? Except from their classic "Forever young" they had another hit "Sounds like a Melody". Well, it got me thinking about this girl!"She's so soft and warm in my hands". She's got long dark hair and had no hard time persuading me for a third session. She is incredibly hot and when I thought I would have some problems getting an erection after Ella had pumped me empty. Melody is not just a beautiful creature from Köln, but enjoys DFK and DATY, so it sealed the deal. Her BBBJ is soft and just the way I liked it. I almost have a hard on just by thinking of her. Another great session, reverse CG, normal CG, missionary and doggy. No upsell, just a great session as it should be! Last remark: I approached Ella in the bar after our session, and she actually asked me not to stay there too long because it could stop men from approaching her. There and then I understood that beneath her friendly exterior beats the heart of a ruthless commercial SP!
Overall rating: 8/10.Did Melody hunt you down? When I was there a month ago she was so popular then that sometimes she didn't even have a chance to sit down. Also, Does she now offer DFK in her basic package? When I approached her last time she said she doesn't kiss. Though in the end she ended up kissing me and told me that I should feel special. Yeah, I agree that she is so pretty. She is one of my favorite. I normally go to clubs in Frankfurt but if I know for sure that she will be in Artemis when I'm in FRA I am willing to fly to Berlin just to see her.
I failed utterly in my attempt to write this second trip report from Berlin, live at the spot, since the Ibis Messe hotel had blocked all internet access to pages related to ISG or sex in general.Next time you can use a proxy server site to get around this. I normally use anonymouse dot org site. You just put in the web address and you should be able to surf the web without being blocked.
Zimmerbaby: haha thanks, I guess she should, but I respected her choice. However I don't respect girls who charge kissing as extra. One of the girls I declined yelled: "Male Curva" at me. I guess it means something like man-sl0t, correct me if I'm wrong. I just laughed at her, was almost flattered, and replied that I might charge her 60 euros next time....
Thanks for the great report Sucker17.
Did Melody hunt you down?She did not hunt me, from what I remember I bumped into her at the bar. She was sitting down on one of the barchairs, and I think I engaged in a conversation with her / or vice versa. Don't know if she was very popular or not, but I can only imagine she is! I did ask her first if she would kiss. The only girl that did not kiss was Blair in my report. From what I could figure out, mostly the German girls were non-kissers. I didn't believe her to be German when I saw her, she looked so exotic, I'd believe she was Romanian or from some E-European country.
Next time you can use a proxy server site to get around this. I normally use anonymouse dot org site. You just put in the web address and you should be able to surf the web without being blocked.Yeah, Angus proposed the same, but I was using my Ipad. Fear it won't work then, but I am open for suggestions!
BTW I owe you a drink if I see you sometime in a FKK! I would thank you for not wasting 60 euros! I recalled your trip report when I met Angela from Turkey. She was just my type, I would have sessioned with her, but declined due to your bad report of her. I was also approached multiple times by a Mexican girl called Solida. She was very hot, but I didn't dare to go with her either. Can anybody tell me if she was worth my 60 euros?
SuppenHuhn
06-02-12, 08:59
Mexican Girl? I think Solida / Soledad is a Romanian girl.
Her reputation is very bad. I heard it from other guests and read it in the forums. Please take another girl.
The JetExpress TXL bus:
http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/17131/name/JetExpressBus+TXL. Html.
Runs to Beusselstraße S-Bahn station, Berlin Hauptbahnhof (within 20 minutes) , Unter den Linden, and Alexanderplatz (within 40 minutes).
From Alexanderplatz you can take the S-Bahn to westcruz and it is 5 minutes walk to Artemis.
How do I reach FKK Artemis from Tegel international airport using public transportation?
Angus Magee
06-02-12, 09:25
How do I reach FKK Artemis from Tegel international airport using public transportation?You can use the BVG website to map out a route very easily.
http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/index.html
Basically though you get down to the Ring and hop on a train going west (counter clockwise) until you get to Westkreuz. Then you walk out the only exit in the station, through the parking lot, over the bridge, turn left and follow the road until you see Artemis (over a larger bridge) to your left.
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Rocketboy0
06-02-12, 11:50
Well you can try the BVG site as Angus suggests, but for a foreigner, it may not be quite so simple as they say. You have to input the start and end data Exacktly und Precisely, in the German Way.
One way is as D suggested, take the TXL Bus (direction Alexanderplatz, change at Beusselstr. S Bahn, head west on the ring 4 stops. (the rest of his comment could be a little confusing to a stranger).
So, an easy way is:
1. Grab the X9 Bus (heading toward ZoologischeGarten) located on the left side as you leave the terminal main entrances. During the day the busses normally run every 10-15 min or so.
The 109 Bus is slower.
2. Hop off at the S-Bahnstation JUNGFERNHEIDE (about 7 min on the X9 Bus). Bus stops outside so you walk slightly back to the right. Don`t confuse with the U-Bahn. Go up stairs.
3. Take any Ring S-Bahn going west (or to the right, up stairs, as you enter the station. Should be the S 41 or S42 but just check the overhead signs-they list the next station stops which should clearly state Westkreuz.
S-Bahn trains can be a little tempermental with schedules, repairs, etc. So just confirm it when you get there. S-Bahns come every 5-10 min during the day, can be 15 or so at night. Travel time to Westkreuz a whopping 10 min.
4. WESTKREUZ is 3rd stop, not to be confused with Westend (1st stop). Go up the stairs to exit. Then Angus rules.
The whole project, door-to-w (h)ore , should take less than 30 min. Note -going back to Tegel a little more complicated as the bus does not stop right in front of the S-Bahn for some unfathomable reason. Then the Beusselstr variant might be easier.
I was wondering about the same question, but ended up taking a cab both ways as Tegel is really close. It only costed 14-15 euros one-way. It was more effective for me as I was tired (!). Just my 2 cents.
UShobbyist
06-02-12, 18:30
Thank you very much for your instructions. Are there any nice and clean hotels near FKK Artemis? I plan to stay there for 3 nights. I will look around Berlin during the daytime and have sex with the girls in FKK Artemis in the evening. I appreciate any suggestions.
First review on this site, am posting it as a thank you to those whose advice on this site helped so much in choosing Artemis!
What can I say about my first ever visit to an FKK Club? It put all my previous mongering experiences firmly in the shade. Never again will I hire an overpriced escort in Ireland or the UK, where I spend most of my time.
I've had dozens of escorts over the years in Ireland and the UK and only 1 of them came close to providing the kind of experience I had with the three girls I was with in Artemis last Wednesday. (FYI that girl is a Czech escort called Mandy, often seen on the Escort Ireland website, a must visit if you're in Ireland and she's there.)
Anyway, back to Artemis. I'd read up on FKK clubs here and the reports seemed to suggest Artemis was the place to go. Wasn't quite sure what to expect though so was a bit nervous when I arrived around 1pm. It didn't take long for me to relax and just have a big smile on my face for the rest of the day.
Went in, showered then entered the main area. Was initially intimidated by the 'sharks' hanging around the main bar entrance but quickly learnt to just block them out. Some of them were pretty hot but I took the well given advice here to just take my time and not go for the first attractive girl who propositioned me. Instead I had a stroll around the place to get my bearings, grabbed some breakfast in the chilled out breakfast area where you can be free from being hit on by all these beautiful ladies!
It really is a strange experience for a newbie to go into a bar environment and to frequently turn down the advances of horny women. To be honest most of the 'sharks' weren't my type. I'm not into tattoos and some of them were covered in them. There were one or two really hot looking young Eastern European sharks but I could tell from their attitude that they're probably like those cold clock-watching escorts who promise so much but deliver so little.
Anyway, I chilled out at the bar for a short while waiting for someone to catch my fancy when I noticed in one of the mirrors the most enormous, porn star style rack I've ever seen in the flesh. I like a nice set of tits but am not obssesed by size. Still I was intrigued so went over to have a good look at the owner of these fine specimens. Turned out she was a very attractive German lady called Jenna. Touch of class about her. She doesn't pester anyone, just sits invitingly at the bar showing off her considerable assets. After a brief chat we agreed to go to one of the rooms upstairs.
It was a great room for banging this particular lady because it had big mirrors at the back of the bed to make it easy to view all angles. So we agreed on the time. 30 mins it's usually enough for me and then we got down to the action. I was blown away, literally. It started kinda tenderly with gentle kisses and caresses but soon changed to a full PSE. Whilst her rack is obviously fake it's good and firm, perfect for a Russian, probably best Russian I've ever had, excellent OWO and then just great fucking in multiple positions. I did her doggy style and she was moaning in typical German porno style 'Oh Ja Ja'. I'd never done a German lady before so found this is a great experience! Then she rode me reverse cowgirl and was pumping me hard and I really felt like I was in a porno. She whipped the condom off and gave my a great handjob with some oral encourgement before I shot my load in ecstacy. Incredible.
After this all my initial apprehension was gone. I'd seen the light and it read FKK.
I had an appointment elsewhere in Berlin after that so checked out and returned a few hours later around 5pm.
I was so horny when I got there again after my last experience and my horniness only increased as I walked to the front door and a really stunning auburn haired girl came out of a taxi and held the door for me. I checked her out as she checked in and made a mental note to find her asap after I'd showered.
After the shower I went into the bar again, batted off several aggressive advances including an hilarious really bitchy girl comin up to me saying 'So you want to fuck or what? No! You don't want to fuck? What's wrong with you man? '
Oh I wanted to fuck alright but not that *****!
Anyway I walked around for a while in vain looking for that auburn haired goddess. Guess she must've got picked up straight away, no surprise. I decided to chill out for a while away from the main action to gather my thoughts, had such a good experience with Jenna I didn't want to ruin it with a clock watcher. So I went downstairs to the pool bar and chilled out on the sofa.
After a while I sensed someone approaching and just before I gave the standard 'Thanks but I'm just relaxing' this sweet voice said, 'Why are you sitting here all alone?" She had such a sweeter approach than the main sharks that I decided to give her some time to chat. After a short time I thought to myself that from other posts I'd read this could be Nina and indeed it was. As soon as she said her name I decided to go by the recommendations on this forum and try her out. She didn't rush the deal at all, chatted nicely for a while and then said, 'Do you want to go to the cinema? '. I couldn't resist her charms. When she turned around I noticed she had a biggish tattoo on her back, normally a huge turn off for me, but she was so sweet in every other way it didn't matter to me.
So we go to the cinema, already a couple lying there in the front row, not up to much. She brings me to the back row and it ain't long before she's got my dick out in full view of anyone who might walk in, but it didn't bother me at all, it felt quite natural. Bear in mind I've never been to a gangbang or any kind of thing like an FKK club, so I surprised even myself. She started blowing me there and it was a great experience. I wasn't really into fucking her in public though so I said we should go to a room. Conveniently there was a room right beside and had a great session with her, highlight of which was a LONG blow job where she hypnotised me by gazing at me throughout with her gorgeous big eyes. She also has a great pussy technique, gets really tight and clearly loves being fucked. She finished me off with a really top notch handjob. This girl knows how to work a dick. She's a combination of a sensual GFE and a kinky minx. Highly recommended!
After that I was half thinking of calling it a day, skeptical as to whether I could have more than two great experiences in a day like that. It was just past 6 then so I went for some of the free dinner. Wasn't bad. Got chatting to an older dude who'd been to Artemis a few times before, 'It's like no where else on earth' he said with a big smile. I agreed with him instantly. For the first time in my life I felt absolutely no shame about paying for sex. It all seemed so natural and healthy here.
It was around this point that I started to curse my native Ireland and its backwards, Catholic attitude to prostitution. Only the day before this the combined police forces of the North and South had raided 120 brothels to much acclaim in the Irish press. Idiots the lot of them, just think of the money they could save on police resources and the tax revenue they could rise for the ailing Irish economy if they took the enlightened view of their German and Dutch counterparts.
Anyway, back to the positives. After dinner I went for a stroll looking for that auburn haired beauty again. I was still really horny following my experience with Nina, I dodged a few sharks along the way, couldn't find her so went to chill out on the couch again. Only problem was it was kind of impossible to chill out in the main bar. Women just keep coming over every 2 or 3 minutes. When you're just chilling out it gets a bit annoying actually. Never thought I'd be annoyed by hot girls hitting on me! Some of the girls were so hot I couldn't actually believe that I was naturally just turning them down. I was working on instinct, after Jenna and Nina I was able to spot the difference in attitude between a real pro and a shark. The sharking got overwhelming so I went back into the restaurant and boy was I glad I did. After a few minutes who walked in but that auburn haired beauty I'd been waiting for.
She went straight over to another girl and got some food. I understood that the restaurant was a chilled, business free area so I didn't bother her while she ate. I waited a while and then decided to go back out to the bar and wait near enough to the restaurant that I could catch her on her way out before anyone else. After a short time she came out and I didn't hesitate. The initial interaction wasn't great, she seemed kinda shy or cold, but she was so damn beautiful I just decided what the hell, I may never get a chance to fuck a girl this beautiful again. She said she was from Moldova, never fucked a Moldavian before so was another good reason to go with her. We went to a room upstairs and what ensued was simply the best sexual experience of my life. She warmed considerably in the room. She has the most incredible figure, really tanned body, juicy ass, perky natural breasts and a Miss World face. I couldn't take my eyes off her and even better she never took her eyes off me. Fantastic oral skills and very enthusiastic in bed, I'm sure we went over time. I think we just clicked, there was a point where it seemed like she was about to end the session because she said 'do you want to finish with oral? ' but she then seemed to change her mind and said 'Actually no, fuck me sideways for a while', she seemed to really enjoy it, was moaning so beautifully, if it was all an act it deserved an oscar! She finished with CIM with condom, didn't want to pay an extra €50 just to spray her mouth, in fact she was too classy for that.
I couldn't actually believe that I'd have a better experience than Jenna and Nina but I did with this girl, only problem is that I forgot her name, she told me at the beginning but I was so taken by how beautiful she was that my mind was almost a blank the whole time. So guys, if you meet a smallish, tanned girl with flowing auburn hair and a model face who say she's from Moldova, don't hesitate. 10/10 for Ms. Moldova, Jenna and Nina would normally get 10/10 from me also but on this occassion Ms. Moldova just had that extra bit of passion with me that made it a truly unforgettable experience.
After that I really knew I was done, I'd been thinking of staying the whole night to see how Artemis develops as the night goes on, but after Ms. Moldova I instinctively knew I was done for the night. I left around 9pm.
So overall my first Artemis experience was simply mind blowing. I spent €260 and fucked 3 incredibly hot women over the space of the day, had some nice chill out time and some decent food too. In Ireland and the UK you can spend €250 for an hour with a mediocre working girl and feel really shitty afterwards.
Never again will I waste money on escorts, instead I'm going to save my hard earned euros for some regular visits to Berlin and Artemis.
If you haven't been to Artemis you haven't lived my friends, you haven't lived!
All the best.
Dr Fuchs
ZimmerBaby
06-03-12, 07:31
www.artemisberlin. de :
For your information: some of our guests have reported that several taxi drivers in Berlin have been recommending other erotic establishments, even though the Artemis was given as the desired destination.
According to our guests, these taxi drivers have been receiving commissions for bringing guests to these houses.
We do not pay commissions to taxi drivers; the quality of our service speaks for itself!
Rocketboy0
06-03-12, 09:20
Thank you very much for your instructions. Are there any nice and clean hotels near FKK Artemis? I plan to stay there for 3 nights. I will look around Berlin during the daytime and have sex with the girls in FKK Artemis in the evening. I appreciate any suggestions.Many stay at the Ibis, near the Messe. But the surrounding neighborhood is quite dead and boring. Many experienced mongers stay more central say near Adenauerplatz, Savignyplatz, south of Zoo / Kurfurstendam, even Mitte which are all easy 10-25 minute rides. The S and U-Bahns back to the city center run late, on the weekends very late, and with a little study there are great night busses. I would find a better neighborhood that suits your needs, and just have a main transit link nearby. As you can cum and go from Artemis, as there are some really good private bordells (see the ISG Berlin forum) , some great music bars, and as there is lots to do during the day, other nicer areas should be explored. You really can get a bicycle for all. Booking. Com, hotel. Com etc you know the drill-lots of hotels and apartments. Sometimes nice to have a base to return to during the day not so far from the city. And it helps preserve the illusion you are not only in Berlin for booty.
ZimmerBaby
06-03-12, 10:13
As you can cum and go from Artemis. And it helps preserve the illusion you are not only in Berlin for booty.Priceless! .
Come Inn Berlin Kurfürstendamm Opera
Kurfurstendamm 180, Berlin. 10707 Deutschland.
Reasonably priced and nice location on Oliver Platz, close to Ubahn Adenauerplatz, breakfast and wifi included. Very good restaurants and shops in this area. Busses in both directions all the time (M19, M29, and a few more) these will bring you to S-bahn Halensee where you can interconnect to Ringbahn S 42 and S43 and it's one station next to the "station of heavenly delight" Westkreuz.
(I get hugs from their indonesian bellboy for this promotion.)
Rocketboy0
06-03-12, 13:08
I couldn't take my eyes off her and even better she never took her eyes off me. .If you haven't been to Artemis you haven't lived my friends, you haven't lived!Dr FuchsDr-I think you are living proof about Nietzche's warning about "staring into the abyss". Anyway, fine report, you chose most wisely it seems, and glad it all worked out.
Enjoy while the Euro still exists because if it collapses and some new hyperstrong D Mark comes back, the good times might get re-priced.
ZimmerBaby
06-03-12, 16:18
I couldn't actually believe that I'd have a better experience than Jenna and Nina but I did with this girl, only problem is that I forgot her name, she told me at the beginning but I was so taken by how beautiful she was that my mind was almost a blank the whole time. So guys, if you meet a smallish, tanned girl with flowing auburn hair and a model face who say she's from Moldova, don't hesitate. 10/10 for Ms. Moldova, Jenna and Nina would normally get 10/10 from me also but on this occassion Ms. Moldova just had that extra bit of passion with me that made it a truly unforgettable experience.
If you haven't been to Artemis.I think the girl you are talking about is Sheenya. Beautiful girl from Moldova. Absolutely stunning, and amazing service, attitude, commitment, desire (maybe). Well done. 3 times 10 is a reasonable verdict.
CheekyDancer
06-03-12, 16:38
www.artemisberlin. De :
For your information: some of our guests have reported that several taxi drivers in Berlin have been recommending other erotic establishments, even though the Artemis was given as the desired destination.
According to our guests, these taxi drivers have been receiving commissions for bringing guests to these houses.
We do not pay commissions to taxi drivers; the quality of our service speaks for itself!How much is a Taxi to Artemis from the Airport?
Angus Magee
06-03-12, 16:45
How much is a Taxi to Artemis from the Airport?Read the thread.
Tegel-Artemis.
I was wondering about the same question, but ended up taking a cab both ways as Tegel is really close. It only costed 14-15 euros one-way.
CheekyDancer
06-03-12, 23:56
Read the thread.I must have scrolled past it. Thanks Angus.
Anyway, I chilled out at the bar for a short while waiting for someone to catch my fancy when I noticed in one of the mirrors the most enormous, porn star style rack I've ever seen in the flesh. I like a nice set of tits but am not obssesed by size. Still I was intrigued so went over to have a good look at the owner of these fine specimens. Turned out she was a very attractive German lady called Jenna. Touch of class about her. She doesn't pester anyone, just sits invitingly at the bar showing off her considerable assets. After a brief chat we agreed to go to one of the rooms upstairs.
Never again will I waste money on escorts, instead I'm going to save my hard earned euros for some regular visits to Berlin and Artemis.
If you haven't been to Artemis you haven't lived my friends, you haven't lived!
All the best.
Dr FuchsThanks for a great report.
I'm glad you appreciated Jenna the way she deserves it. At first glance I thought she looked a little cold out. But up in the room, she was wonderfully pleasant.
It just shows that sometimes you have to take a chance!
UShobbyist
06-07-12, 20:19
I saw a dance stage on FKK Artemis's website. Did anybody see any girl dancing on the stage? I have to admit that I have never seen any girl to dance on the stage in any FKK clubs so far.
Nedsprofhlp
06-08-12, 00:05
Hello gents. Just wanted to thank everyone for the info. I have been to the Palace in Frankfurt for several times, but now find myself in Berlin and looking forward to experiencing Artemis tomorrow. (Feel free to PM if you will be there in the afternoon on Friday.) Quick question: does the place have an ATM (cash machine)? I could not find the answer by searching this thread.
Thanks!
I will be at Artemis this Friday and Saturday. I just wanted to know if anyone has sessioned with a Romanian girl whose name I'm not sure if I remember correctly. I believe it's Miranda? Anyhow she's about 5'1", spinner body, nicely tanned, with natural B-C cup breasts. She speaks decent english compared to the other girls, and is very outspoken. She told me she's 26, and she used to work both in Spain and in Switzerland. I had one session with her which didn't turn out very well. But to be fair, it was pretty late, and she did apologized, and said that wasn't her best performance.
I'm thinking about giving her another try, just wanted to know if anybody else has any experience with her.
Yes, Artemis has an ATM by the lockers.
Hello gents. Just wanted to thank everyone for the info. I have been to the Palace in Frankfurt for several times, but now find myself in Berlin and looking forward to experiencing Artemis tomorrow. (Feel free to PM if you will be there in the afternoon on Friday.) Quick question: does the place have an ATM (cash machine)? I could not find the answer by searching this thread.
Thanks!
Yes, Artemis has an ATM by the lockers.Alas, when I was there a few weeks ago, it was broken. They'll also let you put it on your credit card at the desk for a 10% fee.
Member #4449
06-09-12, 14:47
This is the story of my first mongering trip. I am an introvert in my mid 30-ies, and I am about 20 kg to heavy. I am not very good socially, and have a hard time meeting new people, and have a hard time relaxing around strangers. I have never had a girlfriend, and my prior sexual experience is limited to one or two bad one night stands with too much alcohol in my blood. So even if I have had sex before, but I still felt like a virgin.
I have been struggling with the decision to take this step for a very long time now, tho my dick says go for it, my more sensible head have been hesitant. In theory I have no problem with prostitution, it is a consensual agreement between two adults. But I do have a problem with many of the reasons why a person decides to sell sex, or worse, forced too. The dark side of prostitution is really some of the worst things that can ever happen to a person in this world.
This is my thanks to this forum and the posters like Angus, and all the others giving advice and sharing their experience. I have been a lurker here for about 2 years, and I hope my experience will help others to decide if this is for them or not.
Day 1, The Massage.
See the Berlin Thread.
Day 2, The Brothel.
See the Berlin Thread.
Day 2 and 3, The Sex Club.
I boarded the train with tingly feeling all over my body, exited and very nervous at the same time, I saw the Westkreuz sign in the station and stepped off the train. And did the 5 minute Angus walk of shame. Pulled the door handle and walked inn to the lobby. Behind the desk was a young well dressed lady that started to talk to me in German, I stopped her and told her 'English please', she then gave me the world famous annoyed sigh, and asked if it was my first time, while she was explaining I was thinking she needed a customer service seminar. And gave her my money. Not paying attention to anything she said. I changed and showered.
I got 3 feet inside the club and I was hijacked by this pretty enough Malaysian girl. And my ISG pre learned shark alarm went off. I let her show my around, all the time she told me how good she was and how her breasts where all natural, and I had to be careful of all blondes with fake tits who would just try to trick me, and charge me extras. I tried to shake her off with the 'maybe later line', did not work. I then told her maybe after breakfast. And she finally let me go.
I found the restaurant and had a light meal.
I then went downstairs again, as I don't like the smoke, and the sunbeds around the pools served as my home base at Artemis. The Malaysian girl showed up again and would not stop pestering me. So I though what the hell I need to learn more about the sharks sooner or later so, now would be a good time, the worst that could happen was to lose 60euro right?
She pulled me inn to a room downstairs next to the kino, and called it her room. She immediately started the up sell, massage 20 Euro, anal, cim etc. And went on about how she did not set the prices but the club did, and she would really charge me less but had no choice, yeah right. Declining politely, I let her start the blow job, she did not let me kiss or finger her. She suggested doggie, I agreed, and she guided my cock inside her, and I started to pound her, but as the n00b I was I did not notice she had put my dick in her ass. Poof 100 Euro gone. Annoyed by my rookie mistake I let her finish me in cowgirl, and as I know I would not get the 100 Euro back I let her work for it by doing her anal for the entire session. With a condom on I could not feel the difference between pussy and anal, at least now I know.
One I side not I did not like room downstairs because of the sound from the kino, I like porn as much as the next guy but at home and in private. I gave her the 160 Euro, and never talked to her again. I observed her hanging at the stars hijacking people, so this clearly was her game.
Showered, rehydrated, used the sauna, showered again. And went to the bar upstairs to look for new arrivals. As I walked around the bar I was stopped by this duo, a brunette and a blond, both pretty hot but at least one of them had fake breasts. They where nice enough and asked my name and where I was from etc. And wanted me to take them upstairs for a threesome. Shark alarm went off again and I declined with 'maybe later'. I have come to regretting this when I look back at my days in Berlin because, every time I saw them after that they remembered my name and called me Mr. Norway but never pasted me, just teasing so they might have been a nice threesome. But something have to wait for next Berlin visit.
Sat down at the bar ordered water. And got approached by many girls that did not take no for an answer, but declined all of them. Then this medium hight girl came up to me, slightly older, maybe 30 something. Fake tits but not overdone, tramp stamp, wavy blond hair to her shoulders. Attractive but not 100% my taste. Asked if I wanted company, I said maybe later as a reflex, she said OK and walk off. I got stumped by this and thought she might just be a keeper. I finished my water and went looking for her.
Found her at the downstairs bar, and starting to talk to her she was from St. Petersburg, Russia. And her name started with E something, sorry but I am terrible with names. We went upstairs, and I opened up to her, told her I was now to all of this, and asked to take it slowed. She was real nice and started with a slow blow job. Then she mounted me, after a while she suggested to switch, I wanted to try missionary again, this time it worked better for me and I took it slow. I noticed she closed her eyes, but after a while they became half open, and could only see the white in her eyes, no pupils, and she shaked heavily. The cynical side in me told me she was fakeing, there where just no way I could give a working girl a orgasm as inexperianced as I was. But there is still a part of me that hopes this was the real deal. I got real turned on by this and turned her around and pounded here in doggie as fast as I could until I came.
After she layed next to me caressing me and we talked abit, and I asked if could be honest and ask her a question. She smiled and said, she knew what I would ask. And I said 'what do you think I am going to ask. ' She replied, 'how old am I'. On witch I replayed, I don't care about your age, you are beautiful that is all that matters. And she smiled. My question was, how do I politely turn down the lady's. She replied with, 'maybe later or something like that, and if they are to stupid to take the hint, just say no'. She was defitivly my kind of girl.
I signed out from Artemis, did some sightseeing in Berlin, and had a better dinner, after all I need to have some experience of Berlin to tell my friends when I get home.
Signed inn again in the afternoon. Checked out the bar and this tiny extremely hot all natural girl with light brown hair caught my attention, she noticed me and pulled me to a room, while telling me she was Rumanian. She commanded me to the bed and asked me if I liked 69, before I could answer she said she just started her shift and I was her first for the day. I said sure. So we started, she did not blow me for long before she stopped paying attention to my dick, but pushed her tiny pussy deeper and deeper in to my face, and at one point I had to lift her a little to take deep breath, or I would suffocate, she shaked and moaned and said she would come, again my inexperience told me this was probably fake I just don't think I have the skill to do that. But a guy can dream can't he.
We continued in mish, and and keep slipping out of her, she got a little annoy and this but in bad girl way, kinda hard to explain, like she liked it but got annoyed when I stopped all the time, this made me go soft, and she sucked me backup, and I finished doggie, while watching her tiny body in the mirror. My first proper PSE Fuck.
I got my energy back by sitting in the Finnish sauna for while then a lap around the island in the pool. Then relaxed in a sun bed. As I was laying down with my eyes closed I hear this sexy voice in my ear telling me how she would give this amazing blow job, lick my balls, deep throat me, fuck me until 'sperma' her words. I opened my eyes, and next to me was this gorgeous girl with long dark hair, and big silicon breasts. I was defenetly interested but it was to soon for me. So I told her later, and she said sure, I will come and find you.
After a while I was wondering if I was able to go again, as this was my first time with so much sex I just did not know. I walked upstairs and walked in to miss sexy voice, told her I was a bit tired and did not know if I was able to perform, she just smiled and dragged me upstairs.
She started to blow me loads of spit and tongue, I really liked this and got really hard. So after a while I wanted to fuck her, she mounted me, but because her breast where a little to big and to hard and kissing was off the table, is was no able to hold my erection. So I told her suck me off, she asked if I wanted cim, I declined as cim is not my thing. She the kept sucking me, but I had a hard time to come, and every time I told her to stop so I would not come in her mouth it just made me limp again. So I asked for cim so it would not stop the rhythm. I still could not come and I told her she could give up and that It just would not happen. But she refused, and kept on going and going. When the 30 min was up she suggested to just extend to 1 hour, and relax a bit and do gain. I agreed. We talked a little bit, she was German, and lived in Köln. After a little while I was ready again, and gave up the blow job idea and fucked her from behind. And I came in like 3 mins, she laughed and said all your dick wanted was to extend the session. Again a very nice girl, I experienced some new things. And most important about my self, when in doubt, doggie!
I went downstairs for something to drink, got some water in the bar. And sat down in couch along the wall. As I was sipping my water this little lady walked up and gave the girl tending the bar a big hug, she then climbed up on a bar stool standing on her knees and her stomach on the bar, and talked to the bartender, giving me this perfect view for her nice ass and little pussy. This just made day, and I kept ogling. After a while she noticed and walked over and asked if I wanted a good time, and I told her I would love to, but I that I did not have the energy. She said she started at 11. 00 the next day and that I should come back then tomorrow.
I showers and left the club, and fantasised about this girl all night. I woke up foul mood and had been sleeping badly. And thought about skipping Artemis that day. But the image off that girls ass up in the air on that bar stool just haunted me, so I ended at Artemis 11. 00 sharp.
I went to the restaurant and there she was, eating breakfast, she gave me a quick glance as I entered then continued talking to her friend, not even a smile, bad sign 1. I ate and found her in the bar smoking, bad sign 2 as I find smoking a turn off. I walked up to her talked to her, and she did not seem to remember our agreement from last night, bad sign 3. Asked her if she kissed, she said no, bad sign 4. But my dick just said go go go go.
This was just bad we did not click at all, and ending up with she jerking me off while I just had my eyes closed.
I went downstairs to the pool and sat down in a sun bed, pisst at my self for ignoring all those bad sign and ruining my day, I got depressed and started to doubt the whole Berlin trip, thinking of how I would not be able to perform again. Then this girl walked up to me, telling me how relaxed looked in very limited English, I had a hard time picking up the words. And offered me a even more relaxing massage. As I was not in the mood I quickly dismissed her, as she walked off I noticed her perfect ass best I had seen so far, and this gave a little tinge down there. After a while of bruting by myself, I though what the heck, ill just go for the massage the leave. I found the girl in front of the gaming machine in the staircase, with a friend. I told her I would try that massage now, she smiled and grabbed my hand and pulled me upstairs on the way she told me she was from Colombia and she spoke limited English, while I was watching that perfect round firm ass walking up the stairs. Turns out she was the cutest nicest most fantastic girl, we agreed on 30 min massage then 30 min sex.
I closed my eyes and enjoined the massage, she was very good at it. And I just floated away, suddenly she told me, sex now it has been 30 min, and I just said just keep on doing what you are doing it is amazing, time does not matter. She smiled and said I like you. And see massaged my entire body like a pro, my palms fingers, feet toes, everything. While I was watching her in the mirror, and every time she noticed she smiled in a shy way and asked if I was watching her. And I just told her she was beautiful. And I realised I was in the same room as a perfect human being.
She slip t up beside me laying on her belly, and wanted me to massage her, as I had no idea how to massage, I just lay on the side, supporting my head with one hand, while I was caressing and stroking her back and her absolutely perfect ass with the other. I did this for what seemed forever before I asked to turn her around and lay down on her back, I started gently to kiss her on the mouth, she responded, tried tongue no response, I did not push it, just kept kissing her and looking in to her eyes, she looked back smiled, and said "you really like me" I responded with a kiss. I then started to kiss her neck, shoulder, chest, caressing her amazing breasts that was very nice and firm, if they where fake I could not tell. I sucked her nipples and worked my way down her stomach, inside her thighs, and finally her pussy, as I licked her she moaned quietly, and started to finger her slowly, and she was nice and slippery on the inside. After a while I told her it was her turn. And she gave me a nice slow blow job before suggesting sex, witch I could not decline. She then mounted me in kind of reverse cowgirl position she raised my legs and put hers under mine, and went backwards down on me. After a while I wanted to try spooning, I have never done that before, but as the klutz I am it did not work and she just mounted me again cowgirl style and pumped me to completion.
We then just lied next to each other kissing caressing and talking, she lived in Frankfurt, she worked at Artemis for 10 days, then had 5 days off. She had been in Germany for 7 years. She wanted to give some English lessons so she could get better so I did. After a while I asked her much I owed here she said 290 Euro, and she made me say it back to her in German. Then we kissed and talked some more, before we finally went downstairs. I have no idea how long it all lasted, or what I payed for since 290 was an odd number, but I did not care she deserved every cent, it had been hands down one of the best experiences of my life.
I vent to the sauna and just sat there an hour replaying in my head what had just happened.
On the way to the showers a stunning girl asked me, want hot fantastic sex? I just blurted out. I just had fantastic sex, the felling of being able to just say that was amazing.
I showerd, and as I left Artemis the hot duo asked me, Are you leaving now Mr. Norway?
And I was thinking hell yes, nothing can top this.
Devilspinkick
06-10-12, 09:38
I can't believe that the Malaysia lady is still there. She must be a permanent resident at that place. She talks a good game & is definitely persistent. Not all that attractive to me, so I've always declined.
- DSK
Angus Magee
06-10-12, 09:55
Yes, Artemis has an ATM by the lockers.5-10 minutes walk away, at Hallensee Sbahn, there are several banks with bank machines where you will likely pay much less service fee. If service charges do not bother you by all means use the Artemis machine. With a little planning though you can withdraw money close by and pay less for it.
AM
Thanks for your angle on your first visit to Artemis, Batou75.
It could have been even better with names, and as you say you're bad with recalling names, I'll give you an advice that works for me. After each session, you type their names into your iPhone, iPod Touch, HTC, whatever mobile device you're using. It helps jog your memory as well, writing the names down.
From reading your TR, I would guess the lady from St. Petersburg is Ella! I actually asked her age in our AST, claimed to be 30, but I am sure she's older than that. Could the wonderful brunette girl from Cologne be Melody? Both these girls are pictured on the Artemis website. The Colombian girl, was her name Bruna? I doubt it from your description, as she spoke quite well English.
BTW: for those who wonder about locations of ATMs, there is one in Westkreuz station for sure.
Member #4449
06-10-12, 12:38
It could have been even better with names, and as you say you're bad with recalling names, I'll give you an advice that works for me. After each session, you type their names into your iPhone, iPod Touch, HTC, whatever mobile device you're using. It helps jog your memory as well, writing the names down.
From reading your TR, I would guess the lady from St. Petersburg is Ella! I actually asked her age in our AST, claimed to be 30, but I am sure she's older than that. Could the wonderful brunette girl from Cologne be Melody? Both these girls are pictured on the Artemis website. The Colombian girl, was her name Bruna? I doubt it from your description, as she spoke quite well English.I am not 100% comfortable including their names, since I posted some of the things we talked about.
Ella I think is correct, the tatto is the same but she had a little longer hair then in the picture.
It was not Melody I think, the girl in the picture has smaller boobs. Also the girl I was with specialized in deep throat if that helps you.
The little Romainan girl is most likely Miranda.
I will be at Artemis this Friday and Saturday. I just wanted to know if anyone has sessioned with a Romanian girl whose name I'm not sure if I remember correctly. I believe it's Miranda? Anyhow she's about 5'1", spinner body, nicely tanned, with natural B-C cup breasts. She speaks decent english compared to the other girls, and is very outspoken. She told me she's 26, and she used to work both in Spain and in Switzerland
Rocketboy0
06-10-12, 13:16
This is the story of my first mongering trip. I have no idea how long it all lasted, or what I payed for since 290 was an odd number, but I did not care she deserved every cent, it had been hands down one of the best experiences of my life.Batou75. Interesting report and clearly you took the world tour over several days at Artemis. Given what you paid your last conquest, I bet she thinks it was one of the best days of her life as well. While in the heat of the moment things change, and it can be awkward to discuss price during a passionate romantic moment, you see what happens if you do not. Lesson learned. What a great time "should" cost is like beauty itself, in the mind of the be (s) taler, and you said it was indeed a great time. But this seems way over the top (I mean 2 full hours is 4 x 60, with I guess some extra thrown in at 50=290).
You should never be bashful in asking for an accounting preferably beforehand, but afterwards if necessary and with the verification from the front desk also if necessary. Sometimes that can straighten out "misunderstandings". You must remember that while girls there may or may not like you (who will ever know really) , they are still in the game for money, and newbies can be a gold mine. None of this takes away from your sense of fun-just next time, be a little more wary. Especially if you get sucked into some 3-some be real clear, up front before you head up or down the stairs, what will cost what, over perhaps several variants and time lines.
Member #4449
06-10-12, 14:02
Batou75. Interesting report and clearly you took the world tour over several days at Artemis. Given what you paid your last conquest, I bet she thinks it was one of the best days of her life as well. While in the heat of the moment things change, and it can be awkward to discuss price during a passionate romantic moment, you see what happens if you do not. Lesson learned. What a great time "should" cost is like beauty itself, in the mind of the be (s) taler, and you said it was indeed a great time. But this seems way over the top (I mean 2 full hours is 4 x 60, with I guess some extra thrown in at 50=290).
You should never be bashful in asking for an accounting preferably beforehand, but afterwards if necessary and with the verification from the front desk also if necessary. Sometimes that can straighten out "misunderstandings". You must remember that while girls there may or may not like you (who will ever know really) , they are still in the game for money, and newbies can be a gold mine. None of this takes away from your sense of fun-just next time, be a little more wary. Especially if you get sucked into some 3-some be real clear, up front before you head up or down the stairs, what will cost what, over perhaps several variants and time lines.Lost in translation I guess, just want to say that my report is more about my experiance, and less about reviewing the ladys. And in this case I wanted to capture the lost in the moment feeling I had. But at no time did I feel I lost control on what I agreed with the girl. She was wery clear and upfront about prices and time, and we had agreed about 60 mins. 30 min massage and 30 min sex. I knew this was my last seasion before I had to travel home and I had 350 euro left in my wallet. So after the fist 30 min she stopped the massage and sugested sex. And I clearly told to keep doing what she was doing until I said stop, so she did exactly what I told her. The massage ended up to be least 1 hour alone. And after sex I asked for the price, I got the 290 euro number. And we talked for 15 mins after that before she sugested we should go downstairs. So I got my 2 hours worth, I never asked what the extras she charged for, my guess is the fingering, she was the first to let me do that. Anyhow I would have given her a hansom tip, but since she charged me that extra I just droped the tip. I also gave Ella and the German girl from Koln a tip.
Not at anytime did I think I payed to mutch in Artemis. Here is a example on how that feels like. Last time I was partying in Oslo, I was pretty drunk and my friends draged me to a strip club, first I spent 3000 Nok (390euro) on a champagne for the girls to sit at the table, then 2400 Nok (315 euro) on a 20min private dance, no touching. Now that is being fooled. So I have learned my lesson the hard way. 2 Days in Artemis cost me a little more then 2 hour in a Norwegan strip club.
She suggested doggie, I agreed, and she guided my cock inside her, and I started to pound her, but as the n00b I was I did not notice she had put my dick in her ass. Poof 100 Euro gone.Did this really happen or are you just making fun?
If it happened: Simply amazing.
Any way, it made me laugh, thanks.
Norjan
This is the story of my first mongering trip. I am an introvert in my mid 30-ies, and I am about 20 kg to heavy. I am not very good socially, and have a hard time meeting new people, and have a hard time relaxing around strangers.
I showerd, and as I left Artemis the hot duo asked me, Are you leaving now Mr. Norway?
And I was thinking hell yes, nothing can top this.Thanks man for one of the greatest report ever on this forum. Please make an other visit again soon and another report. Just type the girls names on your smart phone after each session next time as someone else here suggested.
Now I just have to read the Berlin thread.
Norjan, with a smile on his face
Member #4449
06-10-12, 18:39
Did this really happen or are you just making fun?
If it happened: Simply amazing.
Any way, it made me laugh, thanks.
NorjanIt hapend, pretty embarrassing I know.
Thank you Batou75 for your excellent reports, the description of your massage experience at Kashima over in the Berlin thread has really left me feeling that I have somewhat missed out during my recent visit to Berlin.
And after sex I asked for the price, I got the 290 euro number. And we talked for 15 mins after that before she sugested we should go downstairs. So I got my 2 hours worth, I never asked what the extras she charged for, my guess is the fingering, she was the first to let me do that. Anyhow I would have given her a hansom tip, but since she charged me that extra I just droped the tip. I also gave Ella and the German girl from Koln a tip.I have never tipped a girl in a FKK club so call me tightfisted, but I don't believe it has affected my present or future experiences one bit. Anyway at Artemis they're already earning a 10 Euro supplement compared to other German FKKs.
The best tip I got from a really nice girl during one of my first FKK visits, was after I asked her how much I owed? She told me I should never ask a girl that because she may be tempted to add on an additional 50 Euro or so.
Best wishes Ableyone.
Angus Magee
06-10-12, 20:00
Thank you Batou75 for your excellent reports, the description of your massage experience at Kashima over in the Berlin thread has really left me feeling that I have somewhat missed out during my recent visit to Berlin.
I have never tipped a girl in a FKK club so call me tightfisted, but I don't believe it has affected my present or future experiences one bit. Anyway at Artemis they're already earning a 10 Euro supplement compared to other German FKKs.
The best tip I got from a really nice girl during one of my first FKK visits, was after I asked her how much I owed? She told me I should never ask a girl that because she may be tempted to add on an additional 50 Euro or so.
Best wishes Ableyone.I have to agree with most of this. If she charged you €290 for a two hour session and you did not do cim or some other extra somehow she ripped you off. I guess €50 for fingering is not unheard of but myself, I would balk at paying that. Either a girl like a bit of fingering, or not. But I have never had one try to charge me for the privilege.
It is always best to know what the various charges are and pay the correct sum to the girl by your own reckoning. I have never really had trouble this way and find most girls are fairly straightforward and honest. At least the ones I seem to go off to the room with.
On the other hand, Batou obviously had a great time with this girl. In the end this is what matters in my opinion. Next time maybe he can be a bit more aware of the cost of things, but this time I say-no harm, no foul-as he left with a great big grin on his face I guess.
AM
The best tip I got from a really nice girl during one of my first FKK visits, was after I asked her how much I owed? She told me I should never ask a girl that because she may be tempted to add on an additional 50 Euro or so.Totally agree! Have only one time have trouble after a session with a girl about "how much to pay". This was when I first time went to Samya. I wasn't sure about the prices for the house and asked the girl this question. It took me a few seconds to understand that it was not a clever question. I think she gave me an answer that was 75 EUR to high. I argueed about this, and at the end I payed 50 EUR less (but still more than the correct price).
I think you should always do your maths for yourself in the room, and then outside give her exactly the money that is correct in your opinion.
/J
Not at anytime did I think I payed to mutch in Artemis. Here is a example on how that feels like. Last time I was partying in Oslo, I was pretty drunk and my friends draged me to a strip club, first I spent 3000 Nok (390euro) on a champagne for the girls to sit at the table, then 2400 Nok (315 euro) on a 20min private dance, no touching. Now that is being fooled. So I have learned my lesson the hard way. 2 Days in Artemis cost me a little more then 2 hour in a Norwegan strip club.Batou, please do not get me wrong, but don't even try to compare the lousy Norwegian stripclubs with the price structure in Artemis. It would also be wrong to quote the prices in Spearmint Rhino stripclubs in the US. It does not justify tipping girls in FKKs in Germany. I have to agree with Ableyone. The girls at Artemis already get a 10 euro tip as far as I am concerned as the price is 60 euro / 30 min. Of course a tip can sometimes be correct, but you should really be more aware and only give them the correct price. When girls start asking for tip at the end of a session, you know that it's gone too far! I guess 290 euros were really too much as you should have had two hours full fun and CIM or another extra thrown into the game. I have to disagree with you about disclosing names of SP. That's what this forum is all about!
Member #4449
06-10-12, 21:12
Batou, please do not get me wrong, but don't even try to compare the lousy Norwegian stripclubs with the price structure in Artemis. It would also be wrong to quote the prices in Spearmint Rhino stripclubs in the US. It does not justify tipping girls in FKKs in Germany. I have to agree with Ableyone. The girls at Artemis already get a 10 euro tip as far as I am concerned as the price is 60 euro / 30 min. Of course a tip can sometimes be correct, but you should really be more aware and only give them the correct price. When girls start asking for tip at the end of a session, you know that it's gone too far! I guess 290 euros were really too much as you should have had two hours full fun and CIM or another extra thrown into the game. I have to disagree with you about disclosing names of SP. That's what this forum is all about!OK I get the picture. If there will be a next time, I will be more careful, I know I may inflate the prices by overpaying. If I gave a tip it was only 10 euro per 30 min. For me that is like buying the girl a beer as a thanks for a good service. I still feel bad for some of these girls, maybe I am just to nice for this "hobby" and its not for me.
I still think we should keep their private stuff out of the public. If there is to be a next time, I will not write about things they may reveal about their personal life, but include names.
Again these posts was not intended as a review of the girls, but more of a description of how it was for a beginner to jump the ledge and take this step. And help other people reading this forum, getting an informed opinion if they should take the step and pay for sex. It is quite an and personal choise to make as it questions your own values and morals. At least it was for me.
I too found your report very interesting.
As you explained, you have clearly been fighting a few psychological issues, and just to get to the club and go through with the days there must have seemed an achievement in itself. It was great that you followed your fantasy and returned the second day, and so funny and inevitable that she had forgotten all about the conversation when you approached her all up and running. Classic FKK life.
In fact FKK life is a mecca for social psychologists, whether they are observing the punters or the girls, and whatever the personality involved, there are conflicts to be resolved everywhere for everyone. I find myself constantly analysing my own shameless, disgraceful behaviour in the clubs. LOL. And we have all experienced days when it just aint gone well and we make terrible decisions. Often it has nothing to do with the girls either.
One thing struck me. You never seemed to take the initiative. It was always the girls approaching you, and you defending. Like the rabbit mesmerized by the snake. Understandable. But one hard lesson to be learnt is that it is often worth taking a couple of minutes to think through what you want to achieve on a particular club visit before you enter the place. Example: today just blondes, or today perfect arses. These days I tend to do it to add variety, but it does have the advantage of lending structure and forcing you be active. Whoever we are, we sure know what we like in a woman, and in an FKK you will find and just need to go for it. She wants you to go for her too.
Anyway, I hope you have a stellar FKK career. It is addictive, you know.
Member #4449
06-10-12, 23:54
Hmm seems I postet way to mutch information, and being that english is not my first language, some of it came out wrong or to strong. I do not want polute the thread so lets just get back to topic.
Hi,
My yearly Artemis trip is coming soon.
Did they open the outdoor area in the parking place?
Thanks in Advance,
V
Angus Magee
06-11-12, 11:40
Hmm seems I postet way to mutch information, and being that english is not my first language, some of it came out wrong or to strong. I do not want polute the thread so lets just get back to topic.Hi Batou,
I don't think that your reports came out as too strong or wrong in any way and I certainly do not want to discourage you from posting. For English being a second language you really out did yourself with detailed, lengthy reports.
As I see it reporting has two functions. One is simply to share your experience as you have done. It is to get down in writing your thoughts and observations about the club and how you experienced it.
The second is to provide on the ground info for other guys who will be visiting the club. Thus names are somewhat important. If you feel uncomfortable giving out too much detail of what goes on in the room, better to cut down a bit on this sort of info (I mean the gruesome details of the sex) than to leave out the names. So you can always say that you went to the room with such and such girl and had a great time, leaving out exactly what you did and how you did it. Thus the report becomes useful to those who follow yet allows you, and the girl, some privacy.
AM
Angus Magee
06-11-12, 18:15
Hi,
My yearly Artemis trip is coming soon.
Did they open the outdoor area in the parking place?
Thanks in Advance,
VNot yet. Last I saw it (early May) it was still just a hole in the ground with foundations being poured. As far as I know the work is hoped to be ready for late September so it is doubtful it will get any use this year. Rocketboy might know more.
AM
I've been there at ARTEMIS twice, in May. It was a wonderful expericence. I really liked a girl named Patra. She was awesome. I went second time just for her and spend 1 hour with her. She knows how to treat her coustomers.
Hi,
My yearly Artemis trip is coming soon.
Did they open the outdoor area in the parking place?
Thanks in Advance,
VDid you mean wheather the parking space is open? If yes, it is.
I saw a dance stage on FKK Artemis's website. Did anybody see any girl dancing on the stage? I have to admit that I have never seen any girl to dance on the stage in any FKK clubs so far.Ya. There is dance. Starts at around 9pm. Dances of 5-10minutes. But its not that interesting.
Member #4285
06-12-12, 02:24
batou75, thanks for your post. it made me remember how i was in the beginning, and how i often have qualms about my hobby. i personally believe that this hobby affect me as with everything else in my life. food, gambling, high speeds with car, etc. i have always get addicted to stuff to easy and i know that if i do not hold myself to a reasonable level, i am one day so fixed to this hobby that it turns into compulsion. therefore, i try to make as few trips to germany as possible, but still often enough to feel satisfied.
i got a reality check last time i went to artemis. i noticed myself how i became more perverse than before. your post gave me a new perspective and i thank you for it.
about how the girls feel, i one time saw a girl cry in front of her buddies after i had a session in a fkk. i do not know if she had a customer after me but it affected me very much. she said it did not depended on me when i asked her. a large build guy came and asked me after my session with her if i had been with her. after he asked me, i found her crying. while it may have been something else like she received a text message or something, or it really was about me or maybe him you never know. what bothers me most about p4p is that you can never be sure if the girl does not have someone who forces her (more or less). having a compassionate side when dealing with this kind of hobby, i see it only as a good sign of mental health, and if you should do p4p the fkk style is probably the ultimate way when it comes to safety and cleanliness.
but as with everything, if you dig deep enough (or fly too high) you will always find and do things you did not know existed and things you can not undo.
Artemis was my first FKK experience and remains the best one. So good that I am flying over half-Europe to visit it and sense it's vibe at least twice a year. Preparing for the next trip to Berlin and Artemis in particular I was recalling my previous visit there in January which is traditional this time of year for 5 years in a row as I am a Green Week Messe visitor. Artemis is normally very crowdy these days and it is very difficult to find a lady of your taste or someone you remember from the past visits. Therefore, the best solution is just to take your time and not to rush up with taking someone to the room. My mistake of the times when I was a FKK-newbie.
To cut the long story short. I had two wonderful sessions that day. One with Sheenya, which was not my first one and definitely. Not last one with her. Perfect body, nice face and most important. We had that "click" which is crucial for me. Reading this forum frequently I can say that most of the experienced visitors know her much better than I do so just will add. She is ideal 9/10 for me and I will be searching for here when get back this weekend!
Unfortunately I do not recall the name of Slovakian gal I had the second sesssion with, but it was also memorable. It was the first time I decided to session right in downstairs kino and I really enjoyed it! We sat at the last row and started to gently kiss and after a couple of minutes she was blowing me off with a perfect blowjob which I enjoyed so much that asked here to finish me off blowing after I nail her doggie-style for some time. And. She did that and I am sure it was the best solution. She is really great working girl and I will also be looking for her next visit.
I would also like to thank everyone here for the excellent and informative thread you have! Even without being registered I was reading it for almost a year and got a lot of useful information for myself. And it was that I just decided to register too to give my contribution to the fellow mongers here after my upcoming visit to beloved Artemis!
PS. BTW, does anyone know if they are showing Euro-2012 matches at Artemis now? Want to combine both football and ladies. Should be fun!) Thanks for the responses!
Brazil Specialist
06-12-12, 15:26
After visiting Colosseum Augsburg (ok) Oase (wonderful) and Sudfass (decent) in Frankfurt, I checked Artemis.
Maybe it was a bad day, maybe because it was Saturday, and afternoon. I talked to another visitor and he said he has seen better girls. Or maybe it is my taste. I like fresh, young, natural girls with perfect bodies.
Artemis personified everything I don't like about girls.
Career prostitutes, a bit past their prime, behaving a bit agressively, plastic tits. Even a few Brazilians, but not the youngest.
After hours of searching I found 1-2 that I might be interested, but was too shy to ask if the tits were excellent silicone or amazingly natural. The sauna is good, the food also was edible but did not excite me. The fact that the food was in a separate room where the girls were obliged to cover up with towels also did not help the atmosphere.
It looks like an amazingly big place, that screams "commercial sex". I fell in love with Oase. So many good girls I had a hard time to decide.
Yeah, I am going to Donetsk for Urkaine vs France on Friday and then got flights back via Berlin and a 2 day stopover on my way to live in Morocco. Will be going to spend a LONG day on Sunday at FKK Artemis after a day of walking around my favorite cold-war city. Berlin.
Ok, so I fully intend to break all the effing rules and TOFTT by going with the 1st 3 girls who ask me for sex. Going to listen to the sharks, fuck them really good and ignore all their up-sell attempts. BY RTFF I really hope the German Ciarra is there as well as Katharina and any hot huge fake boobed German tarts.
I will be the loud, funny, large blonde Aussie at the BAR!
Will report next week. BTW I really loved Spain, generally cheap and the Madrid scene is awesome, great escorts, great indies, fun SW, fun freebie / semi-pros in the pubs, terrible depression-like economy will see Spain boom for our game.
Many thanks to the great advice on this and the other German threads and a 5 star rating to one, SIR ANGUS fooking Magee, you sir are a genius!
"Party on Wayne"
UShobbyist
06-12-12, 20:49
After visiting Colosseum Augsburg (ok) Oase (wonderful) and Sudfass (decent) in Frankfurt, I checked Artemis.The entry fee of FKK Sudfass is only 20 Euro. What did you get once you were inside the club?
After visiting Colosseum Augsburg (ok) Oase (wonderful) and Sudfass (decent) in Frankfurt, I checked Artemis.I am not familiar with Sudfass, tell more bitte
Devilspinkick
06-13-12, 03:15
[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist; 1292277]Maybe it was a bad day, maybe because it was Saturday, and afternoon. I talked to another visitor and he said he has seen better girls. Or maybe it is my taste. I like fresh, young, natural girls with perfect bodies.
Artemis personified everything I don't like about girls.
Career prostitutes, a bit past their prime, behaving a bit agressively, plastic tits. Even a few Brazilians, but not the youngest.
It looks like an amazingly big place, that screams "commercial sex". I fell in love with Oase. So many good girls I had a hard time to decide. [QUOTE]
Weekends aren't the best time to visit Artemis. Tuesdays to Fridays are the best days to go IMO. Saturdays to Mondays tend to be slower and have less dames & people in general. If there is a trade fair at the nearby Messe then the place is often packed. But it often depends on personal taste, doesn't matter if a place is full of women if you don't find any of them attractive. No?
I generally avoid the Brazilian gals when in Germany. Compared to what you can get in Brazil most of them aren't as attractive and have crappy attitudes. I have met a few exceptions though.
YMMV.
- DSK
UShobbyist
06-13-12, 17:17
Weekends aren't the best time to visit Artemis. Tuesdays to Fridays are the best days to go IMO. Saturdays to Mondays tend to be slower and have less dames & people in general. If there is a trade fair at the nearby Messe then the place is often packed. But it often depends on personal taste, doesn't matter if a place is full of women if you don't find any of them attractive. No?
- DSK[/QUOTE]I thought Saturday was the best day to visit FKK clubs. How come FKK Artemis is different?
Ok, so I fully intend to break all the effing rules and TOFTT by going with the 1st 3 girls who ask me for sex. Going to listen to the sharks, fuck them really good and ignore all their up-sell attempts. BY RTFF I really hope the German Ciarra is there as well as Katharina and any hot huge fake boobed German tarts.
"Party on Wayne"If you meet with Ciarra can you do me a MASSIVE favour? Ask her what her work schedule is for next week? I'm hoping to be at The A. Next Friday the 22nd and Saturday the 23rd and I fancy spending a few hours with Ciarra. She's easily my favourite girl there. If I know she's going to be working the morning or evening shift it will make planning my day easier.
Thanks bro.
Devilspinkick
06-13-12, 22:00
[/QUOTE]I thought Saturday was the best day to visit FKK clubs. How come FKK Artemis is different?[/QUOTE]
Not sure why you think Saturdays are so important. Some of the better ladies take the weekends off, because they make more than enough money just working Tuesday to Friday. Not all of the dames are trapped on premises 24/7. I know gals there that commute to work at Artemis from cities as far away as Köln, Frankfurt, Amsterdamm, etc. Probably not worth their time to visit on the weekends because IT IS SLOWER ON THE WEEKENDS. The obvious exception is when a trade fair is in town over a weekend. IMO, Artemis isn't any different than any other FKK.
- DSK
JimmyVegas
06-13-12, 22:32
Hello,
I am visiting Berlin and I am from Vancouver, Canada. I am looking to see a lady with your company. I like a lady with very large pussy lips. Large inner labia."Ich suche eine damen mit grosse Schamlippen". I hope this does not seem like a strange request. Also if you have the ability to search other boards for fkk or angecnys or indy girls that might have this that would be amazing.
Thank you very much and I look forward to hearing from you,
Jimmy
ZimmerBaby
06-14-12, 00:21
The constructionwork and the architectdrawings indicates that Artemis mk II is going to be huge with outdoor area containing swimmingpool, bbq area, bar, several new rooms +. Lots of machines, concrete, bricks and workers outside. Ready in September 2012 due to the estimates of June. I think it is within realistic limits. This is not Sagrada Familia even though it sometimes gives me the same sensation.
Jimmy Vegas: Big lips are easier available at Erlebniswohnung. Never experienced this at Artemis during my medical-sexual examinations.
Rocketboy0
06-14-12, 07:02
Weekends aren't the best time to visit Artemis. Tuesdays to Fridays are the best days to go IMO. Saturdays to Mondays tend to be slower and have less dames & people in general. If there is a trade fair at the nearby Messe then the place is often packed. But it often depends on personal taste, doesn't matter if a place is full of women if you don't find any of them attractive. No?
- DSKI thought Saturday was the best day to visit FKK clubs. How come FKK Artemis is different?[/QUOTE]Obviously it isn't.
Sorry boys but Thurs-Sat THE best days at most FKK clubs. Think men, think work, think time, think families and obligations, think money. The most girls, the best girls. Supply meets demand. End of story.
Devilspinkick
06-14-12, 10:58
I thought Saturday was the best day to visit FKK clubs. How come FKK Artemis is different?Obviously it isn't.
Sorry boys but Thurs-Sat THE best days at most FKK clubs. Think men, think work, think time, think families and obligations, think money. The most girls, the best girls. Supply meets demand. End of story.[/QUOTE]Nonsense. But go whatever days make you happy. I'll stick to my preferences. You stick to yours.
- DSK
Rocketboy0
06-14-12, 13:51
Obviously it isn't.
Sorry boys but Thurs-Sat THE best days at most FKK clubs. Think men, think work, think time, think families and obligations, think money. The most girls, the best girls. Supply meets demand. End of story.
Nonsense. But go whatever days make you happy. I'll stick to my preferences. You stick to yours. DSKWell I guess one man's nonsense, is another man's truth. Would not be the first time.
To be clear, whether one prefers a busier night is indeed a matter of preference. But it does not change the fact that Thurs-Sat are the busiest, best staffed nights of the week, not just at Artemis but really everywhere. There are more men, hence more girls, hence more choices. Part of the logical FKK rhythm. Not to mention just about every bar and music and dance club in the known universe.
Sundays-Tues are noticeably slower, This is not to say that the quieter moments are without their charms, just that there really are less choices. Wed (dessous night at Artemis) , it does start to pick up. In general day times are slower any day at Artemis and as is widely reported on other forums elsewhere as well- maybe apart from Oase or GT in the good weather and summer holiday season, with their fine outdoor sprawls.
If Sat was a slow night, then it would be difficult to explain the tour bus that sometimes drive up all night from northern Italy to get there Sat mid day. Or the uptick in EasyJet loads arriving from greater London. They are spoiled from choices.
In general, at least at Artemis, Fri and Sat nights are rarely overcrowded with men, and there just is a nice buzz on. Certainly from say 8-11pm you have all at full strength, no one is burned out, rooms plentiful. Worth going a little earlier just for this reason. Rooms can at times require a 10-15 min wait say after 11:30 pm, and the hottest of the hotties may be in greater demand. But it is only intolerable when there is the rare big Messe on. I hate it when it is jammed and stressed out, but this is never the case on a normal Sat night, and I have always found a lot more variety and options during the peak nights, to the point where I actually would not even bother on the other days. But I live nearby so waiting not a big deal. (At the moment, I am waiting weeks so the gene pool gets refreshed, and bank accounts recover).
So if you are a newbie, do not be deterred. Saturday night's alright.
Well I guess one man's nonsense, is another man's truth. Would not be the first time.
So if you are a newbie, do not be deterred. Saturday night's alright.Perhaps just to add some perspective to a worry over which days are "best", can suggest that if a day sitting in your usual locality tops any day in FKKland then that will be day not to go. Otherwise, like many people, you might find that any of 7 days a week in FKKland will be an improvement on the same old, same old.
E.
Perhaps just to add some perspective to a worry over which days are "best", can suggest that if a day sitting in your usual locality tops any day in FKKland then that will be day not to go. Otherwise, like many people, you might find that any of 7 days a week in FKKland will be an improvement on the same old, same old.
E.Couldn't have said it better! Who cares which day you think is the best? I do think the best line-up is Thu-Sat, but then again I've had lots of fun on Sundays, Tuesdays and not to mention dessous-Wednesday! A good day to visit Artemis is basically the day that beats the best summerdays in Norway, meaning every day!
If you meet with Ciarra can you do me a MASSIVE favour? Ask her what her work schedule is for next week? I'm hoping to be at The A. Next Friday the 22nd and Saturday the 23rd and I fancy spending a few hours with Ciarra. She's easily my favourite girl there. If I know she's going to be working the morning or evening shift it will make planning my day easier.
Thanks bro.Will do. Just arrived at my hotel in Donetsk, not bad, not bad, Ramada and man are the women here ATTRACTIVE, really pretty a lot of 'them. Spotted 5 or 6 = 10/10 broads athe airport. I am going to call Artemis and ask when Ciarra is there as I will probably go Saturday night straight from Tegel airport. If I love it, will go Sunday as well but I RTFF and it appears Sat after 8pm will be perfect. Anyone going Saturday, I will be the twat with the suitcases!
The twats have seats in the shower area here in Donetsk. Crazy, got to take some pics of this. Staying at BERLIN WESTIN. Sat-Mon if anyone is up for drinks.
Rocketboy0
06-15-12, 11:58
The twats have seats in the shower area here in Donetsk. Crazy, got to take some pics of this. Staying at BERLIN WESTIN. Sat-Mon if anyone is up for drinks.Now, I hail from the Colonies, so I am in no position to say, but perhaps one of our illustrious proper Anglos could explain the rather crucial difference between a twat and a twit.
It might keep someone out prison.
Now, I hail from the Colonies, so I am in no position to say, but perhaps one of our illustrious proper Anglos could explain the rather crucial difference between a twat and a twit.
It might keep someone out prison.Yes I know the diff between a twat and a twit, just love the word TWAT though and dogs bollocks, nothing like 'them except the Cee (unt) word in our vernacular. But the seat in the shower brings up possibilities for later after the footy. Going for a walk around Donetsk for a bit, great pubs here so had a few too many last night and zero p4p attempts. Going to razz the French at the Euro '12.
Cheggitkonto
06-15-12, 18:24
The twats have seats in the shower area here in Donetsk. Crazy, got to take some pics of this. Staying at BERLIN WESTIN. Sat-Mon if anyone is up for drinks.I will be staying in Berlin Sat-Sun. I travel alone and it would be nice to meet up with someone. I don't have Private Messaging, but I can post a message on the board right before I go.
"It's getting late, have you seen my date, ma tell me when the boys get here." TY = Bernie Taupin for those lyrics.
Ok, all I have to say is wow, wow, wow. After 34 years of hooking in every shit hole on earth, I just have to give it up to Ms Merkel and the German machine. Efficiency has it's advantages. Full report to follow in the next week as I am heading back to FKK Artemis later today and tonight and will give a good run down on the Euro 2012 as Belvaros played it. For those who do not like Sat nights at Artemis, it's great as it's full of non playing Iti twats and fun women. Perfect selection, variety, quality, quantity, some perfection, some abrasiveness and some world class sex.
BTW I ran into a Rhodesian guy in the same business as I yesterday (there are only about 20 of us in the world, go figure). I have not seen the man in 15 years. Small fucking world hey!
GALAZY. Ciarra / Sierra. Will be there next Fri apparently, some confusion as to whether she is the Polish girl or the German girl (Someone down the thread asked). Front desk told me some of the girls come and go freely and change their routine depending on other things. One of the 2 was there last night.)
"Party on Wayne"
I will be visiting Artemis in a few days but does the girls have special clothing every day?
Last time I was there they were all naked but I've read that on Wednesdays there's a lingerie theme. Is there some other themes the other days?
London Traveller
06-17-12, 19:43
I will be visiting Artemis in a few days but does the girls have special clothing every day?
Last time I was there they were all naked but I've read that on Wednesdays there's a lingerie theme. Is there some other themes the other days?Every other day has a birthday suit theme, although most girls add a small garment or ornament.
GALAZY. Ciarra / Sierra. Will be there next Fri apparently, some confusion as to whether she is the Polish girl or the German girl (Someone down the thread asked).
"Party on Wayne"Thanks man, appreciate that.
The Ciarra I'm thinking off describes herself as Polish / German. She's quite short (about 5 foot when she kicks her shoes off) , big fake tits and short blonde hair but her most unique physical feature is her tattoos; 2 massive angel wings that cover most of her back. 2 big stars just below her collar bone / above her tits and one on her leg that she's in the process of having lasered off. She has perfect English and any time I've seen her she's been sitting at the bar close to the exit that leads to the stairs. Her picture isn't on the Artemis website.
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