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FiddyCent

01-07-13, 00:50

Artemis and the irony (or no smoke without fire)

I have thought of trying Palace in Frankfurt but so far I have not been able to justify it. I have always tried to make my visits about more than how many girls I can shag in one night. Berlin is easier to get to, easier to get around and offers more for the culturally inclined. Berlin, Artemis and Royal give me all that I need.

It is somewhat ironic that when I find a bar which is surrounded by naked sexy girls there is also a smoky atmosphere. The enjoyment is somewhat impaired because of this. If the FKK concept is about wellness why is this permitted? Where I come from we got rid of smoking in public places years ago.

I would like to visit in the Spring. Does any one know if the extension will be complete by then?Hello WarmStone25.

I went wandering around the Artemis expansion area in October 2012. Asking around, they were very close to finishing. I agree it is much needed, since they are always short on rooms. This creates a backlog and the girls seemed to be somewhat rushed when you do finally get in.

The rooms in the main section are very warn down. There are so many tears in the beds, it is starting to look like a cheap motel. The girls now have to put their high heeled shoes outside the rooms to show the management that they are not wearing them while on the beds. Apparently, some of the girls were blamed for causing the tears. Being a non-smoker myself I have been at times overwhelmed by the smoke, sometimes retreating to the sauna area for relief. The thing I like about Palace is that they have a separate smoking room, with the main floor space being primarily smoke free. Another little difference is that while dining, the girls are not required to cover up completely. Some may find it disgusting, but I found it funny sometimes seeing a girl eat with her tits out. Food for thought.

FiddyCent

West K

01-07-13, 07:41

Hello WarmStone25.

I went wandering around the Artemis expansion area in October 2012. Asking around, they were very close to finishing. I agree it is much needed, since they are always short on rooms. This creates a backlog and the girls seemed to be somewhat rushed when you do finally get in.

The rooms in the main section are very warn down. There are so many tears in the beds, it is starting to look like a cheap motel. The girls now have to put their high heeled shoes outside the rooms to show the management that they are not wearing them while on the beds. Apparently, some of the girls were blamed for causing the tears. Being a non-smoker myself I have been at times overwhelmed by the smoke, sometimes retreating to the sauna area for relief. The thing I like about Palace is that they have a separate smoking room, with the main floor space being primarily smoke free. Another little difference is that while dining, the girls are not required to cover up completely. Some may find it disgusting, but I found it funny sometimes seeing a girl eat with her tits out. Food for thought.

FiddyCentI wonder how they are going to connect extention building and main building? Outdoor pool seems good, I am looking forward to enjoying that next summer!

More new rooms, more working girls? I hope so!

Angus Magee

01-07-13, 13:10

If the FKK concept is about wellness why is this permitted? Where I come from we got rid of smoking in public places years ago.Who told you this? FKK means and originally was about nudism and perhaps natural living. As it is used in relation to a club like Artemis I think we can safely say it means that you are going to a bordello. That there are some saunas and massage available is as a support to the bordello.

Berlin did bring in some anti smoking regulations a few years back and one can no longer smoke in cafes and restaurants. Bars where children are not to be admitted (obviously Artemis qualifies in this respect) one can still smoke though, they do have some stricter laws concerning keeping the smoke away from non smoking areas, thus the sliding glass doors into the bar and the now closed door to the dining room.

Other than that, for the moment, count your blessings. I mean California for instance seems to be more or less smoke free. But try finding a decent hooker there for a decent price. One has to prioritise after all.

AM

Nicola76

01-07-13, 15:33

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Finite

01-07-13, 17:13

The rooms in the main section are very warn down. There are so many tears in the beds, it is starting to look like a cheap motel. The girls now have to put their high heeled shoes outside the rooms to show the management that they are not wearing them while on the beds. Apparently, some of the girls were blamed for causing the tears. Being a non-smoker myself I have been at times overwhelmed by the smoke, sometimes retreating to the sauna area for relief. The thing I like about Palace is that they have a separate smoking room, with the main floor space being primarily smoke free. Another little difference is that while dining, the girls are not required to cover up completely. Some may find it disgusting, but I found it funny sometimes seeing a girl eat with her tits out. Food for thought.

FiddyCentI also noticed the torn up coating on the beds, looks a bit crappy. And the thing about taking off the shoe's, not such a big problem for me. One of the girls did however roll her eyes about it, and thaught that this rule was stupid. About smoking inside, It's something I personally enjoy since It's forbidden to do so in many bars in Europe. I personally prefer the girls to be covered up in the dining area, it must be some kind of ordnung, this is after all Germany we are talking about.

Who told you this? FKK means and originally was about nudism and perhaps natural living. As it is used in relation to a club like Artemis I think we can safely say it means that you are going to a bordello. That there are some saunas and massage available is as a support to the bordello.

Berlin did bring in some anti smoking regulations a few years back and one can no longer smoke in cafes and restaurants. Bars where children are not to be admitted (obviously Artemis qualifies in this respect) one can still smoke though, they do have some stricter laws concerning keeping the smoke away from non smoking areas, thus the sliding glass doors into the bar and the now closed door to the dining room.

Other than that, for the moment, count your blessings. I mean California for instance seems to be more or less smoke free. But try finding a decent hooker there for a decent price. One has to prioritise after all.

AMYep, the original freier körper kultur has nothing to do with clubs like Artemis. A friend of mine who is a naturist wouldn't set his foot in a club like Artemis.

FiddyCent

01-08-13, 04:32

I also noticed the torn up coating on the beds, looks a bit crappy. And the thing about taking off the shoe's, not such a big problem for me. One of the girls did however roll her eyes about it, and thaught that this rule was stupid. About smoking inside, It's something I personally enjoy since It's forbidden to do so in many bars in Europe. I personally prefer the girls to be covered up in the dining area, it must be some kind of ordnung, this is after all Germany we are talking about.

Yep, the original freier körper kultur has nothing to do with clubs like Artemis. A friend of mine who is a naturist wouldn't set his foot in a club like Artemis.The smoke is not going to stop me from going back to Artemis. The tits out will not keep me from dining in the Palace restaurant. However, if your friend decides to show up at either one of these places, and walks around the main floor without a robe, I'm out of there!

FiddyCent

Finite

01-08-13, 16:51

The smoke is not going to stop me from going back to Artemis. The tits out will not keep me from dining in the Palace restaurant. However, if your friend decides to show up at either one of these places, and walks around the main floor without a robe, I'm out of there!

FiddyCentHaha. But that's just the thing, if it where a real nudist place, the guys would not have a towel or robe on either.

Don't worry about it I think someone how tried would get their ass kicked out, at least if you as a guy tried to dine naked in Artemis. I have not even seen any dudes that are naked in the bar-area. But I'm not sure, maybe it's allowed.

WarmStone25

01-09-13, 01:27

The smoking Oasis.

The Artemis web site describes the club as a wellness brothel and an oasis of well being.

The concept of wellness and well being are incompatible with smoking in the lounge.

If the customers do not want this the management of Artemis should listen and prohibit smoking in the lounge.

There may be advantages to the Club in reduced maintenance and insurance costs.

FiddyCent

01-09-13, 02:15

Haha. But that's just the thing, if it where a real nudist place, the guys would not have a towel or robe on either.

Don't worry about it I think someone how tried would get their ass kicked out, at least if you as a guy tried to dine naked in Artemis. I have not even seen any dudes that are naked in the bar-area. But I'm not sure, maybe it's allowed.Let us not change a good thing! I do hope the robes are mandatory in the restaurants. The KINO is a different story.

FiddyCent

West K

01-09-13, 02:16

In a way, I agree to certain extent as sometimes the lounge get too smokey. Maybe smoking section could be an idea, like the cinema kino place in main lounge is not necessary I personally think. (well what do you think?) , so for instance convert that cinema place as smoking area lounge with good ventilation, so smokers do not need to go outside to smoke or travel far from main lounge to smoke.

However, I sometimes smell pot in main lounge. I am not against pot and I think club should close their eyes on it with certain condition, BUT it is more wise for pot smokers to go outside area of the club to smoke. I think this is manner. I am not saying don't smoke pot at FKK, as FKK should be free place as possible, but certain manner should be considered when it come to certain things as FKK is not do whatever you like place no matter what.

Either way, I love Artemis, I hope they are not going to change rule too much as it is more or less perfect as it is. I hope they make it better for girls, so that more pretty girls will come and work. Most girls working at FKK are nice and I respect them very much in positive sense.

Finite

01-09-13, 02:59

Does anyone know if Lulu? A verry tattoed girl with sleaves [if I remeber it correctley]. Still work at Artemis? She is dark haired, slim and not verry tall. She said she was from Austria. I also noticed that she has a small ACAB tattoo on one of here forearms, same font style as the HAMC uses. Did a 60€ session with her, which was ok, not more. Perhaps because I didn't buy any extras? It however would be nice to try her again. I liked her bad girl look.

She was there this summer, in early June. Not sure if she works there all the time, a lot of the girls seems to be from other FKK:s, during this time. Like Atoms and Samya.

About Wellness thing, I'm for sure not a regular at Artemis, but has anyeone actually seen somebody use the gym? I have not.

Angus Magee

01-09-13, 07:12

Naykan

01-09-13, 13:04

Hi Guys,

German girl brown hair, tall and slim.

How is her service?

I saw her a few times that she declined some customers.

Thanks in advance.

Naykan

West K

01-09-13, 13:19

Hi Guys,

German girl brown hair, tall and slim.

How is her service?

I saw her a few times that she declined some customers.

Thanks in advance.

NaykanIs Ivy the one with little scorpion tattoo on her foot (often hidden with some legging) , but no other tattoo and she has black like brown hair with blue eye and rather baby face? If so she is nice if she likes you, but if not, she does not take that customer, she told me so during the session, went to many session with her and personally she is nice, but if you want hardcore service, go for others so, but she is nice.

Pharisaer

01-09-13, 15:23

Does anyone know if Lulu?You're right: she's heavily tattooed, she's from Austria. Haven't seen her for months. AFAIK she's working in Palace and Paradise, too.

Finite

01-09-13, 18:03

You're right: she's heavily tattooed, she's from Austria. Haven't seen her for months. AFAIK she's working in Palace and Paradise, too.Ok, so she was just guest-starring during this summer? Frankfurt don't seem to be such a fun place to be in, except for the FKK:s that almost always get great reviews, on this forum.

About the smoking again, it's apparently arouses strong feelings, especially in the non-smoking comunity, maybe not as much as the for- or against AO-discussions on this board. You non-smokers how do you feel about that many, if not the most of the girls smoke? If you do DFK and are a non-smoker I guess you would feel the taste of cigarettes? By the way, I have actually smoked in the zimmer [with the window open] after sex a couple of times, so I guess the place is not for asthmatics or allergics.

Back to the topic: I found a pdf that's called Sharks and performers at Artemis, is that one up to date? I tried to search the thread but I couldn't find when it was posted.

Kimino

01-09-13, 18:04

Hi Guys,

German girl brown hair, tall and slim.

How is her service?

I saw her a few times that she declined some customers.

Thanks in advance.

NaykanI love her! Love her look, love her attitude. Maybe not the best sessions but I go with her everytime I see her, she is really sweet, even if she walks around with an angry face. LOL.

Long time I don't see her but Zimmerbaby said that lately she "matured" a bit and now she is a great performer. Hope to see her later on this month.

Ciao

SuppenHuhn

01-09-13, 18:22

You're right: she's heavily tattooed, she's from Austria. Haven't seen her for months. AFAIK she's working in Palace and Paradise, too.You are right, Lulu works most of the time in Palace.

Angus Magee

01-09-13, 18:59

There are a number of hits for Lulu if you use the search function. Never sessioned with her myself. She struck me as beautiful and hot but I did not get a great vibe from her.

AM

Finite

01-09-13, 19:13

There are a number of hits for Lulu if you use the search function. Never sessioned with her myself. She struck me as beautiful and hot but I did not get a great vibe from her.

AMWell, I'm new to the forum and have had bad luck with searching for stuff on it. As you can see in the post, before this one. But you are right searching for Lulu actually gives results. It does however not answer my question if she was working there right now. When I visited Artemis earlier this autumn she was not there, but the girls don't work all the time, so it was possible I just missed here. She herself didn't tell me she worked in Frankfurt.

Shinai

01-09-13, 19:51

I think Ivy is the most beautiful girl of ARTEMIS especially with baby face nice tits and wonderful ass. She has some classy mood that usually she aproaches and choses the customers never in a sharky way I sessioned with her twice and although she is not a kisser she was wonderful. I also still remember Lulu The dark girl from Austria with alot of tatooes. She was at first in a sharky mod but I liked her nice black eyes and super hot ass and finally agreed to have session and with extra 20 euros for kissing the action was reallly good. After I tried her for the next two visits to Artemis in 6 months I did not see her again.

Kimino

01-09-13, 20:55

There are a number of hits for Lulu if you use the search function. Never sessioned with her myself. She struck me as beautiful and hot but I did not get a great vibe from her.

AMSame here. Met her first time at Palace then sessioned with her at Artemis. Very very goodlooking and matching my tastes but a mediocre session, with me at least. Still, I would give her a second try, if I didn't have a long list of favorites and limited time / money. LOL.

Kimino

Angus Magee

01-09-13, 21:29

Very very goodlooking and matching my tastes but a mediocre session, with me at least.Well Kimino I figure if you could not coax a good performance from her what chance would any of us poor schleps have.

AM

Kimino

01-10-13, 00:14

Well Kimino I figure if you could not coax a good performance from her what chance would any of us poor schleps have.

AMSure, sure. That's another beer I owe you at the next meeting.

Kimino

SuppenHuhn

01-10-13, 08:12

I also still remember Lulu The dark girl from Austria with alot of tatooes. She was at first in a sharky mod but I liked her nice black eyes and super hot ass and finally agreed to have session and with extra 20 euros for kissing the action was reallly good. After I tried her for the next two visits to Artemis in 6 months I did not see her again.20 € extra costs for kissing? Thats terrible and bad for her reputation an bad for the repuation of the club.

We should not accept it.

Angus Magee

01-10-13, 11:55

...with extra 20 euros for kissing...Of course no one can tell you what to do but this is a bad precedent to set. Kissing is included if the girl agrees. If not, best just to let her go. Next thing is the girls are charging for every little thing and service will go down.

AM

StarletVoyager

01-11-13, 20:21

I am considering a trip this easter to berlin as a change to frankfurt. I am however however unsure as to the best period to go. 28/3-4/4 easter holidays some shops closed and maybe lesser girls around or the other window I have is 4/4-11/4 which my instinct is telling me would be better due to normal shop opening hours some girls back after hols. Even though artemis is more expensive than oase the 3 visits I have made to artemis in 2008/2012 were very enjoyable especially as the club hardware is so much better than that at oase. Can members please guide me as to the best week of the above two?

Many thanks voyager.

Ableyone

01-12-13, 15:41

Can members please guide me as to the best week of the above two?The second week of course, as has been mentioned before the Easter holidays may not affect the attendance of Romanian / Spanish / Italian girls but I would expect it to affect the number of German, Hungarian and Polish girls in the club.

Yakob

01-12-13, 19:50

a group of (probably tourist) 81ers, shouting, complaining, hustling, misbehaving. there are reasons why they are not allowed into any somewhat decent regular nightclub. a group of middle aged turkish men that probably went into the behavioural school of the 81ers. the food. awful. worse than oase. i had no idea you could [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) curry dishes like this.you get this in the hessen clubs too. the 81ers always seem to be in all the clubs. i guess they are taking care of business.

as i previously noted, to me artemis sometimes feels more like rld rather than an fkk. for instance, a quite funny thing that i can not recall ever seeing somewhere else, but happens regularly in artemis, is when the girl doesn't even bother to come over to you, but rather resorts to hand signals, when you are looking at her too much. pointing at you, her and the upstairs level or something like that. would certainly get the girl thrown out in many clubs. i wonder how they would react if you answered their request appropriately, with the middle finger, haha. may i'll do that some time, i'm just too polite though.this made laugh. i must try.

Bearsk

01-12-13, 19:55

Angus,

I think this is a bit hypocritical, since I seem to remember you asking for 50 euro to kiss.

You did actually forgive this debt on humanitarian grounds. Poor Nicoletta was squirming in her non existent panties.

Never really understood. You will have to explain it to me sometime.

BSK.

Of course no one can tell you what to do but this is a bad precedent to set. Kissing is included if the girl agrees. If not, best just to let her go. Next thing is the girls are charging for every little thing and service will go down.

AM

Tjohoo

01-12-13, 20:11

You get this in the Hessen clubs too. The 81ers always seem to be in all the clubs. I guess they are taking care of business.A bit off topic. But what is an "81ers"?

T

Neutron Flux

01-12-13, 22:58

You get this in the Hessen clubs too. The 81ers always seem to be in all the clubs. I guess they are taking care of business.Yes, I know very well about the Hessen Clubs and yes, could be, but they didn't seem to have too much of a clue what was going on. E. G. At one point they were shouting around complaining that no WG in the club speaks any German. Which was quite wrong too, there were lots of Germans. They were also drunk. And they were from far away franchises (Mannheim and Düren, or something like that, don't remember). That's why I designated them as probably tourists, but doesn't really matter anyway. In the club I actually thought they were just some random idiots, I just noticed their affiliation when I saw them leaving in full gear.

Tjohoo: Hells Angels.

UltraHappy

01-12-13, 23:54

A bit off topic. But what is an "81ers"?

TSource:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels

Quote from Wikipedia article re: Hell's Angels:

Common nicknames for the club are the "H. A.","Red & White", and "81" (H and A being the eighth and first letters of the alphabet).

Yakob

01-13-13, 00:38

A bit off topic. But what is an "81ers"?

T81ers is a reference to the Hells Angels. The acronym for Hells Angels is HA so when coding it to the alphabet then is the 8th and 1st letters of the alphabet making 81.

There will be some 81ers looking out for their business.

West K

01-13-13, 03:57

Hells angels? I never seen them in Artemis. I sometimes speak with some other guests at Artemis, and for all the years I went to Artemis, I only met very nice and friendly guests. I never knewthere are hells angels or un-polite guests at Artemis or any other FKK like palace or oase etc.

There maybe few iditos if you look for them, but I never met any bad behaviour guests or any girl working there being over unpolite.

HOWEVER! Once two HOT girls were swimming at pool downstairs and all the guy including myself was WOW! And all the guys went up and ask to go upstairs and apparently they just came for a swim and sauna.) And I tell you this two blonde german girls are soooooo beautiful.) That was un believable experience at Artemis.) They were just there for fun. Myself and other guys just decided to be real rude pervert and stay around the pool and watch these two amateur nude girls swim.) I never seen normal non working girls coming to FKK other than that time!

StarletVoyager

01-13-13, 14:05

So basically between 28/3-4/4 and 4/4-11/4 the week ending 11/4 would be the best choice as it is the week after easter and so more than likely the blonde haired german / baltic types might be higher in number. Thanks again for confirmation so close to booking my trip!

Rocketboy0

01-13-13, 14:44

HOWEVER! Once two HOT girls were swimming at pool downstairs and all the guy including myself was WOW! And all the guys went up and ask to go upstairs and apparently they just came for a swim and sauna.) And I tell you this two blonde german girls are soooooo beautiful.) I never seen normal non working girls coming to FKK other than that time!Well at least highly unlikely. Possibly they were support staff, working girls on a break who did not want to deal with mongers (incredible as it may seem) , or newbees just checking out the facilities. Or they just spun you all a line. But the idea that 2 girls would or could (it is not allowed) just come in off the street and use the wellness zone is pure fantasy.

Time I think to return to field reports and advice...

Macca 74

01-13-13, 19:05

WarmStone25

01-13-13, 21:58

Pharisaer

01-13-13, 22:39

Hells angels? I never seen them in Artemis."Real" 81ers as well their supporters like Red Wings or so. Watch out for some of their special tattoos, and you recognize them.

West K

01-14-13, 00:58

"Real" 81ers as well their supporters like Red Wings or so. Watch out for some of their special tattoos, and you recognize them.Yeah? Well maybe, but even these guys are there, I never seen any problem in Artemis guest bothering other guests. Very very rare but I have seen girls being angry at some guests for being rude, but other than that girls and guests seems very prompt in Artemis and other FKK I have been in Germany.

But it is funny people mentioned hells angel presence in Artemis as I understood Artemis is under turkish owner and his management. I think I saw him and chat with him few times in Artemis he is very nice and friendly guy. But what so strange is I understood hells angel and turkish / arabs in Berlin are like enemies. I often read about their violent fight in news papers in berlin. I would imagine they would not go to rivals business place and put money into their rival or even enemies pocket.

Anyways, even they maybe there, I never really noticed them, but with my next visit I will look for those tattoos of angels and so on.) Maybe some girls too have those tattoos?

Rocketboy0

01-14-13, 15:58

Yeah? Well maybe, but even these guys are there, I never seen any problem in Artemis guest bothering other guests. .Maybe some girls too have those tattoos?Guests at Artemis never bother anyone (except for the occasional shooting).RTFF. Now can we give this a rest or take it to the lounge.

When you think about it, all the GIRLS working at Artemis are in fact Hell's angels.

Griffon11

01-15-13, 21:01

This was my first visit to Artemis since last summer, and despite some reports of a deterioration in the club's decor and facilities, all seemed good to me.

I only had two sessions. The first was with Fatima and, as usual, Slovakia's finest didn't disappoint.

My second was with Daisy, a 21 year-old blonde from Berlin with a flowery tattoo going down her back to her thigh. She is very cute with a girl-next-door look. Had a great time in the room with Daisy, she is a very enthusiastic performer and gives a great deep-throat BJ. A definite repeat for me.

I spoke to a few other guys who were there for the first time. A guy from Frankfurt thought Artemis was better than the clubs he frequents at home and a guy from London was impressed with the club and standard of women, but wasn't a fan of the amount of silicon on show.

It's three years since I first went to Artemis and still find it a very enjoyable club. It's a must-do for me when I'm visiting the Haupstadt.I may have been the guy from London! I was not a fan of the Silicone but there was so much choice overall, that avoiding it was no problem. My first visit, but I went for 6 sessions on that day. The best was the gorgeous but slighty GirlNextDoor look of Lavinia. We had a great session right in the cinema. Highly recommended! After dinner break, I did a repeat with her!

Thanks to all for the tips on this forum that came in handy:

-Be kind, but don't be pressured.

-Take a book. A great shield!

-The food is only OK, so leaving for dinner to recharge the batteries is fine. Free for readmission.

-Check and agree services before. All my sessions were agreed at 60 before we left the bar. Some got tips on top. But avoided upselling.

Loved it so much I went back for 3 more on the next day. Including a repeat with Lavinia.

Devilspinkick

01-16-13, 00:30

Who cares about some crusty, hairy guys & their tats? Last thing on my mind. I concentrate on the lovely ladies that occupy the place. Everyone else can go to hell.

Guess I'll see you there (Artemis & Hell).

- DSK

AMs FanBoy

01-16-13, 03:26

Hey Guys,

I've been a silent reader for the past year or so, thanks for all the useful information you guys share here.

Anyway. 2 questions:

1. My first and only visit to Artemis was this past May. I've had an amazing session with with a Moldavian named (I think) Christina (?). Dark blonde hair, light blue eyes, large natural breasts and a large cross-medallion necklace. She's in her early twenties and also said she has a son back in Moldova. I haven't seen anyone mention her, neither before, nor after my session with her though she was both most attractive and gave really good service, IMHO. I might be mistaken regarding the name, anyone know of her and knows if she still works at Artemis?

2. I've just booked a trip to Berlin for this weekend, starting tomorrow. I'm wondering how going to an FKK is in the winter? Is it not too cold to walk around naked / in a bath robe? How well dressed can you come in, considering the lockers being so small?

Sorry if my questions are a bit stupid, and thanks for the info.

Angus Fanboy.

Rocketboy0

01-16-13, 10:08

Sorry if my questions are a bit stupid, and thanks for the info. Angus Fanboy.On locker size-not an issue (they were designed for winter use by the crack winter locker Berlin design team). Plenty of space as long as you leave your skimobile home. On the inside chill, Berlin really not all that cold at the mo, and in any case the Love Bahnhoff is thoroughly heated. Let us put on our common sense hat and ask: what would be needed to allow 70+ girls, notoriously sensitive to chills, to walk around naked, comfortably? In a pinch, you can use the hairdryers to warm your cockels, or just ask some Hell's Angles to give you a group hug. These issues not often discussed here so good you brought them up :eek:.

Not exactly sure about your old flame, could actually be Hungarian, but if it is who I think, she is long gone. But you can always have Angus, if you PM him. He is a cheap date (trust me), and with enough drugs, kind of cute.

Angus Magee

01-16-13, 12:19

On locker size-not an issue (they were designed for winter use by the crack winter locker Berlin design team). Plenty of space as long as you leave your skimobile home.

I bed to differ here. The normal lockers are sufficient for clothes and a jacket. But if you have a large-ish winter jacket and a small back pack the whole thing is pretty snug and sometimes takes a bit of stuffing to fit everything in. Not at all impossible but I have had to struggle a bit to make do. Especially annoying is when you have a few things on hangers and the hanging bar, which is not fixed in place, keeps popping out and everything falls down.

What I usually do is ask for a large size locker when paying my entry. The last (closest to the wall) locker on each row is double size and thus has more room. Sometimes I am told that there are none left (I guess more than a few know of the large lockers) but 9/10 times I get the larger locker.

As for the girl-I do know of a Moldavian girl who fits the description but I am pretty sure while I don't remember her name it is not Christina. I see her there almost every time I go but she often has a very different look each time. She seems to like colouring her hair.

AM (of Fanbois fame)

Rocketboy0

01-16-13, 12:58

I bed to differ here. The normal lockers are sufficient for clothes and a jacket. But if you have a large-ish winter jacket and a small back pack the whole thing is pretty snug and sometimes takes a bit of stuffing to fit everything in. Not at all impossible but I have had to struggle a bit to make do. AM (of Fanbois fame)Well, of course, as you are larger than life. And if you would leave your Kindle, leopard skin pillbox hat, the watermellon snack, and full body condom home, perhaps that might help. I easily pack in a normal locker a small bag for reading materials, my double vibrator, edible condoms, shampoo, etc, and have multiple layers of clothes. For most mortals, it should not be an issue. Agree that the hanger bar pop out is annoying. Ikea has its limits.

God I wish we would just get some sunny days here in Berlin; even with all the lovely P4P options, I am starting to climb the walls (in case it was not obvious).

Kimino

01-18-13, 00:38

So, is any of you Berlin guys setting up a dream team to save our girls from the fruit men?

RB, Angus?

LOL.

Kimino

Jmioffe

01-18-13, 09:20

I think I have my first provider crush! I met her about six months ago in Artemis. Good times. I see she's been mentioned before. Can anyone indicate if she's still there? I know she moves around. I'm considering another trip to Berlin. Or elsewhere to chase her, if she's available.

Rocketboy0

01-18-13, 09:39

So, is any of you Berlin guys setting up a dream team to save our girls from the fruit men? KiminoNext week is Green Week, then 6 Feb, tutti Fruitti. Can`t feel too sorry for them because all the girls know fully well what they are getting into, which in the end involves lots of Euros.

There are 2 bright spots to this, the gene pool expands and all the beasty boys make the rest of us seem much more civilised (than normal, or than we really are). You just need to go, and leave, a little earlier.

SuppenHuhn

01-18-13, 18:42

Can anyone indicate if she's still there? I know she moves around. I'm considering another trip to Berlin. Or elsewhere to chase her, if she's available.Maybe she works in Palace FFM now. Last time I saw her in Artemis was in November 2012.

StarletVoyager

01-18-13, 19:18

Having visited oase many times and artemis just 3 times and planning to visit berlin for a change this easter I am interested to find out what members think regarding silicone girls versus natural type girls at artemis. Ie as a rough guide what is the percentage of natural girls versus those that are artificially enhanced at artemis? Much talk of the silicone variety but what are the bets on finding natural next door types at artemis? I know this is higher at oase but I need a change especially as berlin is so far more interesting.

Jmioffe

01-18-13, 21:45

Maybe she works in Palace FFM now. Last time I saw her in Artemis was in November 2012.Thank you Suppenhuhn. Yes, she mentioned she worked there as well. But if she's out of the business, all good as well, best of luck to her.

Pharisaer

01-18-13, 22:28

As for the girl-I do know of a Moldavian girl who fits the description but I am pretty sure while I don't remember her name it is not Christina. I see her there almost every time I go but she often has a very different look each time. She seems to like colouring her hair.There's a girl from Moldavia or Romania called Christina. AFAIR she's working in Artemis since spring 2012. A girl called Ghia, her co-worker and friend, has left Artemis for a while. Maybe Christina has left, too.

ZimmerSchatz

01-19-13, 00:22

Rocketboy0

01-19-13, 16:13

rough guide what is the percentage of natural girls versus those that are artificially enhanced at artemis? Much talk of the silicone variety but what are the bets on finding natural next door types at artemis?Well you are in luck, as according to a recent management Big DData research project, the numbers are 68. 6% natural, and 26. 4% enhanced, though these are only rolling 5 year averages, within 2 standard deviations (that is not a perv term by the way). The remaining 5% are either unknown, or have only 1 boob natural and 1 boob enhanced and are difficult to categorize. Then there is another problem-what constitutes a "natural girl next door" look really varies by taste, and oddly enough, the reference neighborhood. In Los Angeles for example, silicon valleys might well be the natural next door look, vs. say gutzy, gritty, natural downtown Khandahar. I know a number of neighborhoods where one is only grateful if a girl does not look like the girl next door.

Then a further complication-is your mood spoiled by having certain thresholds exceeded - say not so many (less than 10 out of 70) are enhanced, but of those, 3 that are are of gargantuan RRR Zepplinesque proportions, bigger than their entire body? Or what if the vast majority are not enhanced but very plain looking, yet some of the enhancientas have wonderful gorgeous faces, super personalities, and even a few have removable dentures for the vaunted "hummer gummer" treatment? Would you still be put off by a few geo-engineering works? What price glory eh? Whew it is getting complicated.

But now, given all this, what your chances of actually finding these so-called "natural next door" types at a given moment? Well, this varies from day to day, the number of mongers who are with them, the length of their session, the time of day, and most importantly, how long you are prepared to wait. But basically your odds are always 100% over several hours. In other words, really, it's a bit absurd, and don't worry about it.

Perrei

01-19-13, 19:05

There's a girl from Moldavia or Romania called Christina. AFAIR she's working in Artemis since spring 2012. A girl called Ghia, her co-worker and friend, has left Artemis for a while. Maybe Christina has left, too.I was 5 times to Artemis I'm November and had 1 session with Gia alone and the next time with both Christina and Gia together, just like 6 month before (they often hunt customers together). Gia had worked at least 2x 10 days the last time I sessioned with her (last weekend in November) and Christina actually arrived the same day, fresh from the airport. I remember Gia said she should go home 1oth December and get a boob-job during the holiday, funny as she 1 or 2 weeks before was very happy with her boobs and did not even think of making them done at all. I asked her why she changed her mind, but she just said she is very impulsive and wanted to fix her boobs, not because of the customers, but because of herself. So I suppose both ladies are back soon. So please post if you see her with new boobs! I think Gia started work Artemis in April, she had only worked 2 weeks first time I sessioned with her. I think Christina has been there longer, but it seems that she work shorter periods (10 days) than Gia, but I suppose money's good anyway.

By the way: Is there any reporty on turkish-german lady Shenai (big black hair and nice ass, sometimes wearing glasses). Last time I saw her she was very fit, lost some weight and was doing weight-training on a regular basis, probably at the gym in the house. Please report&61514.

Devilspinkick

01-19-13, 21:52

as a rough guide what is the percentage of natural girls versus those that are artificially enhanced at artemis? .

Why don't you go, see what ladies you find attractive and go from there. Doesn't matter if a lady is natural if she's homely or fat, well it doesn't to me anyway. Instead of worrying about percentages just go with the flow. If you don't like the talent there, go somewhere else. Hell, Germany isn't that big of a country and it has plenty of brothels. Visit a club, it sucks; drive to another one.

- DSK

StarletVoyager

01-19-13, 22:09

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Zeppelin_NT_2008-06-24.jpg There she goes the one that got away the naked zepplinesque girl! I wonder what percentage of zepplins are real and what percentage are in fact star travellers from the andromeda galaxy? Artemis here I come not long now! LOL

Rocketboy0

01-20-13, 01:21

It has been many many weeks since this old train pulled into the Love Bahnhoff. So, despite some misgivings about possible crowds due to Green Week here in the olde Haupstadt, in I went. My posse at the front desk said it was really jammed Fri night, but I was in by 6pm, and it seemed quite reasonable. I thought, worst case I will bolt by 22:00, and in any case, I simply had a powerful urge to merge and purge. Turned out to be just a normal Saturday night with only a little waiting when I left around midnight, and not an issue at all.

Saw Romania`s finest, Anna of auburn / blond hair, tall, curvaceous, who was great as always. Later tried newish Irena (?) also from those parts, black hair, very curvy (naturals for you planet patrolers) but way too PSE did not kiss, and though she is indeed quite pretty, not to be repeated. Shame. Anyway there were easily 20+ new recruits though not many to RB's womanly tastes, and surprisingly, a lot of the A-Team not there (or perhaps not recovered from the draining prior night). A bit disappointed as I was hoping to bump into a few old favs, but still a pleasant night. Poondorf remains off limits, although yours truely took a refractory period stroll through the chilly grounds which seem fully built out now-the fresh air a needed blast from the main room which seemed more smokey than usual, probably due to less airing out with the cold weather.

The main discussion in the news room (the ever informed masseurs and their local groupies) is that some Green politician is trying to close the flat rate clubs in Schoeneberg (Caligula and King George) and possibly the Erlebeniswohnung as well, on grounds of exploitation or who knows what. Nobody seemed to really know, but stay tuned. Could be an Artemis plot to stamp out the competition. But we will see how far that goes as a fair number of politicians probably frequent the places in question.

Macca 74

01-20-13, 03:51

It has been many many weeks since this old train pulled into the Love Bahnhoff. So, despite some misgivings about possible crowds due to Green Week here in the olde Haupstadt, in I went.It seems like a difficult transition for the girls from the sandal-wearing, lentil- eating, after-you-dear Greens, to the filthy fuckers from the fruit freight federation. Let's hope they cope well.

Bearsk

01-20-13, 09:14

Sorry let me get this straight. Its a Green politician or a Greek politician?

Either way seems bizarre.

The main discussion in the news room (the ever informed masseurs and their local groupies) is that some Green politician is trying to close the flat rate clubs in Schoeneberg (Caligula and King George) and possibly the Erlebeniswohnung as well .

Rocketboy0

01-20-13, 11:06

Yakob

01-20-13, 12:07

Boys-

You can be sure the Arts team can cope with just about anything thrown at them, with the help of sufficient Euros. And amazingly enough, the use of the old love Wurst is remarkably the same regardless of one's station in life, political persuasion, or ideological moorings. Part of nature's plan to keep the gene pool shaken, not stirred.

Bearsk-our Crusader is indeed a "Green" politician, as in the Greens Political Party (die Grünen). Not a newbee or inexperienced or ill politician. A little digging via a brief consultation with the digital oracle produced this:

http://www.bz-berlin.de/aktuell/berlin/gruene-flatrate-bordelle-sollen-dichtmachen-article1620742.html

Continued this with highly un-nuanced translation in the Berlin thread, where it belongs.Excuse me if I explain badly.

I hear this from law cases in the south of Germany. You read in the law reports news. There was a court ruling or maybe a local government ruling based on labour laws that a worker cannot give their "anime" which I can best translate as their "consent", for less than say a minimum wage. This case opened the doors that the flat rate club model breaches the minimum wage laws if I understand the logic correct. The Green politician I think is trying to stand up for workers rights that these girls fuck for so little and as such cannot be doing so of their own free will.

The case was heard I think in the middle of 2012. So I expect it may take some time for this precedent to be propagated further than the local jurisdiction where the case was originally held.

Excuse me if this explanation is badly explained.

Hessen Bub

01-20-13, 12:38

It's not only about minimum wage, this doesn't exist for P6, otherwise it would affect e. G. The RLD in FFM where you can fuck for 20€ BB. It's all about trafficking, inhumane working conditions and women who can't decide if to go or not to go with a client. It's a grey zone, the club in Schönefeld was closed because of trafficking and abstraction of wages. It's a field politicians like to play on for their own purposes. So let's wait and see.

HB

MrScreen79

01-20-13, 15:11

I've been at artemis last Thursday.

I'm at home now with flu and fever.

Do you are aware of any STD spreading in the club?

I'm a bit worried.

Thanks

Rocketboy0

01-20-13, 15:22

It's a field politicians like to play on for their own purposes. So let's wait and see. HBAgree HB. But think now this should best go forward in the BERLIN thread vs here.
Mea culpa for starting it here-only that it came up during our Artemis news review last night. I did put it in the Berlin thread with the longer translation for those interested:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1375662&viewfull=1#post1375662

'Nuf said.

Yakob

01-20-13, 20:10

I've been at artemis last Thursday.

I'm at home now with flu and fever.

Do you are aware of any STD spreading in the club?

I'm a bit worried.

ThanksYou may have picked up the common cold or flu from kissing or the cold weather.

EastGoing

01-21-13, 03:30

[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1375701 The RLD in FFM where you can fuck for 20€ BB.

Sorry for going off topic, but do I understand correctly that in Frankfurt you fuck bareback for 20 euros?

Hessen Bub

01-21-13, 09:31

Sorry for going off topic, but do I understand correctly that in Frankfurt you fuck bareback for 20 euros?In the RLD. Yes.

HB

Bearsk

01-21-13, 12:52

In an attempt to get the thread back on track.

I returned after a considerable break to find a lot of new talent but then proceeding to poke the old talent.

Mary (Bul). Blonde, natural C cups, in great shape.

Fatima (Slo). Brunette, truly remarkable shape and person.

Gabristza (Hun). Previously identified as a natural breast lovers fantasy on this board, proceeded to slurpy BBBJ like a girl with a real mission.

New talent noted:

Franscesca. Brunette Rom, wears glasses, young and popular.

Martina. 21 yo, brunette from Bulgaria, petite, piercing dark eyes, excellent body.

Stefania, young German / Spanish girl with beautiful face and eyes, curvaceous, large natural Bs.

Waif like creature, thin but pretty girl sits near video games in stairwell with scribed tattoss over torso and arm. Quiet and unsmiling, may need an Uncle Angus introductory tutorial for Artemis.

Back Monday to do the rounds then home. For those interested, no visit to the Frankfurt RLD.

Hif84

01-21-13, 18:33

Bearsk

01-22-13, 02:31

Lunched with RB and AM in Berlin.

Arrived around 5pm. Good number of girls, good quality.

Planned up to 3 sessions:

Started with a double session with Mary and Martina (Rom).

I had wondered if Martina did not like me but turns out her German, Italian and Spanish are good but English not.

It was an excellent session, Mary was in usual form. Martina proved enthusiastic, adept and hot. DFK, BBBJ, FK. All with major gusto. She is a hot petite (? 157cm) brunette with B cups, excellent nipples, great eye contact, superb lips. Lots of encouragement. She requested a second round of DATY. Certainly one to remember and the duo was excellent especially coordinated BBBJ. Martina's English improved during the session; I gave her a small gift with payment, she actually blushed.

With minimal recovery time, I ran into Carmen, a crazy 180cm Romanian girl I had not seen in almost 3 years. That was eventful and well worth it although I could not CIM. Stellar action.

I was then totally spent. My mind told me I wanted to try with Alev, an especially hot Turkish girl from Frankfurt. I had sessioned with her in Oct 2012 when she first started and was king of lonely (actually I did her twice, including the now infamous session in the Kino where a guy with a penile implant was undertaking self love as he stood in the door of one of the rooms. He assuredly was looking at her, not mee. At least I hope). I did my best to fix that. Now she's a regular contestant up the stairs to the Zimmer to the point where you can't catch her. She was available late Monday but I was dead from the waist down. Maybe next time.

It was good short trip. I will try not to do Sunday-Monday again although it was excellent. The food is worse but the girls were outstanding. To those who were asking about silicone. This was a silicone free trip. There's enough around if you want it but it does not appeal to me unless the girl is spectacular.

Stay warm.

Bearsk

01-22-13, 02:32

I asked around, including the doctor for the club. Nein.

One girl is back in Romania with a really bad flu, but she has been away for more than 2 weeks.

I've been at artemis last Thursday.

I'm at home now with flu and fever.

Do you are aware of any STD spreading in the club?

I'm a bit worried.

Thanks

Rocketboy0

01-22-13, 09:21

Certainly one to remember and the duo was excellent especially coordinated BBBJ. Martina's English improved during the sessionB- nice to see you and nice to see you have a new career as a language instructor.

Your teaching method is unique, almost counter-intuitive, and should make some useful DVDs: eg "Bearsk's Guide To Improving Your English Dicktion, in Easily Digestible Bits".

ZimmerBaby

01-22-13, 11:43

Yes.Me and my bro from the same ho?

Rocketboy0

01-23-13, 01:04

When is the new wing scheduled to be done and open for visits? I just found someone that said it was going to be open on the 29th of September 2012, but I haven't seen any inputs about it. So, how is it?It, what we call Poondorf, was open briefly then, as part of the Bahnhoff Birthday bash, but it was only about 90% complete. It has not been open since, and I tried several times to be the first to use a room, unsuccessfully, even though I had willing partners (amazing what 60 Euros will do). It is still closed but if one is discrete, you can easily walk through it all from the basement side door, which leads outside, just to the left of the saunas, or even out the kitchen from the side exits (there are 2). I have strolled through it many times and it seems quite done now, including the back new sauna and shower area which was very much a work in progress in Oct. There are large basement storage areas underneath it which are in use now, accessible to staff only from behind the downstairs bar.

There were some optimistic thoughts way back that the jacuzzi and pool could stay open during the winter (they are full and heated, the pool has a fancy electric sliding cover) , and the small romping rooms do have individual heaters. But management has decided not to open now, with a fair bit of snow and ice covering all the walkways and terraces, and temperatures dropping to. 10° C or less at night.

I always thought it was unfortunate that they did not to try to cover the main connecting side pathway between the main building and the new rooms area, continuing right through to the new saunas, as it is kind of a narrow street. It would be easy to do so and allow protected year round access at least to the new rooms and jacuzzi. It would be great to have a few more rooms when things get busy and a decent jacuzzi. But all the drippings and moisture would probably ice up the surrounds, people would fall, break limbs etc, the whole thing would need to be shoveled off and maintained, all just constant hassles. So it is like it is, and probably not open til at least March or so.

West K

01-23-13, 03:23

It, what we call Poondorf, was open briefly then, as part of the Bahnhoff Birthday bash, but it was only about 90% complete. It has not been open since, and I tried several times to be the first to use a room, unsuccessfully, even though I had willing partners (amazing what 60 Euros will do). It is still closed but if one is discrete, you can easily walk through it all from the basement side door, which leads outside, just to the left of the saunas, or even out the kitchen from the side exits (there are 2). I have strolled through it many times and it seems quite done now, including the back new sauna and shower area which was very much a work in progress in Oct. There are large basement storage areas underneath it which are in use now, accessible to staff only from behind the downstairs bar.

There were some optimistic thoughts way back that the jacuzzi and pool could stay open during the winter (they are full and heated, the pool has a fancy electric sliding cover) , and the small romping rooms do have individual heaters. But management has decided not to open now, with a fair bit of snow and ice covering all the walkways and terraces, and temperatures dropping to. 10° C or less at night.

I always thought it was unfortunate that they did not to try to cover the main connecting side pathway between the main building and the new rooms area, continuing right through to the new saunas, as it is kind of a narrow street. It would be easy to do so and allow protected year round access at least to the new rooms and jacuzzi. It would be great to have a few more rooms when things get busy and a decent jacuzzi. But all the drippings and moisture would probably ice up the surrounds, people would fall, break limbs etc, the whole thing would need to be shoveled off and maintained, all just constant hassles. So it is like it is, and probably not open til at least March or so.New wing sound great! And new sauna is maybe steam sauna? As Artemis do not have one. I hope it is as I love steam sauna more than normal sauna.

But it is sad that new wing is not connected to the main building. I mean there should be inside path or something, otherwise in winter it is quite freezing to walk outside. Maybe they might build some inside path at one point?

Has any of you seen half italian half Romanian girl called I think her name is Gordana recently? She is around 170cm, slim, small tits, but beautiful face with black hair.

Bearsk

01-23-13, 04:48

It was Immersion Dicktion English with 2 tongues. DVD currently in production, Bulgarian first edition.

B- nice to see you and nice to see you have a new career as a language instructor.

Your teaching method is unique, almost counter-intuitive, and should make some useful DVDs: eg "Bearsk's Guide To Improving Your English Dicktion, in Easily Digestible Bits".

Joe Tnb

01-24-13, 21:28

Can anybody post a list of the best girls at Artemis?

Thanks

Angus Magee

01-25-13, 08:06

Can anybody post a list of the best girls at Artemis?

ThanksI suggest, Read this:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1377512&viewfull=1#post1377512

Then read the thread and finally head on over to Artemis and have fun.

AM

Angus Magee

01-26-13, 10:20

After I tried her for the next two visits to Artemis in 6 months I did not see her again.According to the German forum she is once again back at Artemis, at least she was there this week.

For anyone interested.

A

PrimeiraVez

01-26-13, 18:10

According to the German forum she is once again back at Artemis, at least she was there this week.

For anyone interested.

AAngus, do you know the current prices (entrance fee, sessions) at Artemis?

BadinSweet

01-26-13, 18:40

Lulu was at Palace when I was there on both days, Jan 18th and 19th. Which German forums is this? Can you PM me the link? I'd like to read more info. Thanks.

SuppenHuhn

01-26-13, 20:11

It's a very good and correct information in the german forum: Lulu is back in Artemis, I saw her on Thursday together with Annika.

SuppenHuhn

01-26-13, 20:15

http://www.verkehrsberichte.de/wb/index.php?page=Thread&postID=363783#post363783

Angus Magee

01-26-13, 20:34

Will someone without a membership be able to view this?

Also I tend to not post the address of other forums in the open forum. Not sure just how Jackson feels about this even when it is not really a competing forum (directly competing)

AM

Hessen Bub

01-26-13, 20:49

No, you need a membership. There's a line-up posted as part of a report:

Wer war da ? Jayda (D), Jenna (D), Candy (D), Titten-Tina (D), Xenia (D), Samy (D, teils mit Brille), Suri (D), Naddel (D), Nella (D), Floriana (D/ALB), Chayenne (D), Holly (D), Blair (D), Daisy (D), Susi (D), Chanel (D), Annika (D, zurück aus dem Palace), Antonia (ROM), Manuela (ROM), Amelia (ROM), Amely (ROM/HUN), Lavinia (ROM), Iris (ROM), Mariebelle (ROM), Sheenya (ROM(MOL), Soledad (ROM), Miss Schlauchbootlippen (HUN), Laura (HUN), Virginia (HUN), Ruby (HUN), sweet Hannah (PL), Marzilla (PL), Cindy (PL), Paulina (PL), Samantha (BUL), Shannon (BUL), Petra (BUL), Nicoletta (BUL), Mary (BUL), Inga (THA), Lulu (AUT, wieder da, mit einem markanten Tattoo, ein Traum ), Nina (CZ), Katja (SVK), Fatima (SVK), Ella (RUS), Funda (TÜR), Melis (TÜR) und auch irgendwelche von den Carlas/Karlas, evtl. sogar beide. In Addition waren sicher deutlich über 100 Frauen buchbar.HB

Kimino

01-26-13, 23:58

No, you need a membership. There's a line-up posted as part of a report:

HBAny idea if Chayenne is the one that was working in Palace 2 maybe 3 years ago?

Kimino

SuppenHuhn

01-27-13, 11:04

@Hessen Bub.

Thank you, what diligent people in German forum :-)))) Its great.

I think these forums are absolut not competing and therefore its OK for me to link.

But you are right that you need a membership for Verkehrsberichte.

Angus Magee

01-27-13, 11:14

think these forums are absolut not competing and therefore its OK for me to link.I agree. However it is not important what you and I think. We are not the owners of the forum. It is probably ok (and has not been deleted) so I do not want to make a big deal about it. I did want to point it out though that Jackson could have a issue with it. That is all.

AM

Hessen Bub

01-27-13, 12:27

I am quite sure I have posted links to LSH and Roemerforum here, no complaints. These are local boards with a small portion of international reports, and they are in German.

HB

Mr Sven

01-28-13, 18:25

Writes a late report on my visit to Artemis. Thursday's Pub visits meant that I arrived at Artemis little later than I thought. It was 15:30 when I went the last bit from Halensee station to the club. The weather was bright but cold. Once inside the club, I was told that 50 girls were working at the moment, but that up to 100 girls later in the evening was to be expected. The atmosphere was as usual relaxed and friendly and I was happy to be back since my last visit in August.

New faces mixed with old. Did not see blonde german Sara, a woman that is a feast for the eyes, even petite Alexandra with her black beautiful hair and body was not present. I was happy to see the two half-sisters that I heard about, but saw no significant similarity. A beauty that presented herself was from Bulgaria. She had an amazing beautiful face with large dark eyes and dark hair. Unfortunately I do not remember the name. I need to start writing them up.

We had to wait for available room as always a Friday night. I sat in the big theater, waiting for a free room with a Turkish woman with a pair of big boobs. Fondled her breast while couple after couple came in and shouted "Letzt?" The waiting time was to long for some and soon I was surrounded by three couples having sex.

At two in the morning, it was quiet, and most guests sat and talked. Everyone seemed pleased when few went up to the rooms. A couple of girls, with extra energy (high on too much coffee) , began to play 'Hide and Seek'. They laughed hysterically when they ran and hid in the room. We followed curiously their play and I could not help but laugh with. I saw the other girls' facial expressions that they were equally amused and a little surprised at what happened.

All in all, I spent time with four girls and left the club with a smile and a few hundred euros poorer. Next day I was heading to 'Erlebniswohnung' for my first gangbang.

Finite

01-28-13, 22:51

Hello FKK-specialists!

How big of an impact does the congresses and events at the Messe have on "the love banhof"? I guess it depends on which type of event it is? I'm asking because I really don't like when it gets to crowded. Mid February seems promising, looking at the schedule on the Messe-site.

Pharisaer

01-28-13, 23:20

How big of an impact does the congresses and events at the Messe have on "the love banhof"? I guess it depends on which type of event it is? I'm asking because I really don't like when it gets to crowded. Mid February seems promising, looking at the schedule on the Messe-site.Fruit Logistica (06/07/08 Feb) : crowded, sometimes overcrowded for sure, every single night. But the choice is yours: a lot of lasses available.

ITB (06/07/08/09/10 Mar) : crowded. Try to avoid weekend nights.

Finite

01-28-13, 23:29

Fruit Logistica (06/07/08 Feb) : crowded, sometimes overcrowded for sure, every single night. But the choice is yours: a lot of lasses available.

ITB (06/07/08/09/10 Mar) : crowded. Try to avoid weekend nights.Are the lineup the weekend after the "fruitboys" have left town so much weaker? But I guess the place could be crowded even if there are no congress in the city.

Howie

01-29-13, 03:42

Any idea if Chayenne is the one that was working in Palace 2 maybe 3 years ago?

KiminoIs this the German lass from Dusseldorf or Cologne with strawberry blonde hair and a fantastic set of tits?

If so, I have seen her around at the Love Banhof but this was quite some time ago.

Howie

Angus Magee

01-29-13, 11:50

Are the lineup the weekend after the "fruitboys" have left town so much weaker? But I guess the place could be crowded even if there are no congress in the city.I find that all the trying to figure out when is the best line up is a bit of a waste of time. Many of the ladies who work at Artemis are fairly regular while some work a couple to a few weeks then take a couple weeks off. Some might pay attention to the Messe schedule but I think other factors in the personal life are just as if not more important. There may be some more hardcore girls who swoop in for the big Messe but then these are the ladies in whom I generally have no interest, big fake boobs lots of make up etc.

So I would just look at the days of the week as factors towards when Is a better night. Plenty has been said of this in the forum over the past year (Rocketboy's post are good to look for) and in any case which days are better is pretty obvious. Th only reason to keep an eye on the Messe schedule is that a bit Messe sometimes means more punters and this can mean the place gets too damn crowded. Over all the quality of the line up stays pretty constant in my experience.

AM

Rocketboy0

01-29-13, 16:27

IThere may be some more hardcore girls who swoop in for the big Messe but then these are the ladies in whom I generally have no interest, big fake boobs lots of make up etc. So I would just look at the days of the week as factors towards when Is a better night.

AMMost def. Only a few remarks here. Beyond Angus' hardcore honeys, Messe's can also bring in a variety of new talents which can be worth a look. Apart from really the monster IFA Messe in Sept, most crowding can be managed (as has been said ad nausem) just by going and leaving little earlier. But just after a larger Messe, you can be sure the lineup is a bit weaker than normal, even on weaker days (SUN-TUES). The gang is just spent, fed up with mongers and all their jive, and some of the hotties could take off for a week. It only stands to reason.

So vaguely, you can adjust your schedule accordingly. Unless you cannot, in which case, the days of the week are the thing as Angus says, and they are the thing even during a Messe. The "quieter" days have their laid back charms, but on a sheer numbers basis, there are less choices as well. I say all this only for those few who venture to the Love Bahnhoff only very rarely, over vast distances and involving huge travel expense vs those of us who live here. If you really want to increase your odds of better choices and less hassles, factor all this in. At least knowing the Messe schedule is useful and can be seen here: http://www.messe-berlin.de/en/

The one ace we have up our sleeves is of course shopping. Eventually, even the most exhausted, raw-rubbed girls just can't control themselves and so must top up the accounts. The most important logical identity, perhaps even the most basic evolutionary equation that drives the universe is not E=MC2. Rather it is: sex is to men as shopping is to women. So generally, within a few days, all back to normal.

Finite

01-29-13, 18:30

Thanks for the reply's!

I'm going on a weekendtrip, anything else wouldn't be possible as I have to work the other days of the week. Never visited on a Friday, last time I was there it was "Dessous Day", I like it better when they are completly naked. Also like to come in quite early, and leave if it gets to crowded.

Best Regards.

/Finite

Angus Magee

01-29-13, 18:37

I'm going on a weekendtrip, anything else wouldn't be possible as I have to work the other days of the week. Never visited on a Friday, last time I was there it was "Dessous Day", I like it better when they are completly naked. Also like to come in quite early, and leave if it gets to crowded.Sounds like you are all set then. Friday / Saturday is always a decent night and if you plan to arrive early (mid to late afternoon) you get the day shift and get to see the evening shift arrive. They are usually all there by around 20:00. On the busier nights, and usually most weekend nights, the real busy time does not start until around 22:00 or 23:00. There is often a weird lull at around 21:00 when there seems to be a huge supply of girls and not many men. This can be good except that at this time many girls seem more interested in talking with their friends.

AM

Finite

01-29-13, 22:22

Sounds like you are all set then. Friday / Saturday is always a decent night and if you plan to arrive early (mid to late afternoon) you get the day shift and get to see the evening shift arrive. They are usually all there by around 20:00. On the busier nights, and usually most weekend nights, the real busy time does not start until around 22:00 or 23:00. There is often a weird lull at around 21:00 when there seems to be a huge supply of girls and not many men. This can be good except that at this time many girls seem more interested in talking with their friends.

AMThe weird lull [LOL] I recognize, but I usally leave right after. Well I'm going in the midle of the month, maybe I'll se some of you with out knowing. Friday is also a good day to chase non-p4p girls in Berlin at the "technoclubs".

Manish boy Finite.

Bearsk

01-30-13, 05:52

The "quieter" days have their laid back charms, but on a sheer numbers basis, there are less choices as well. I say all this only for those few who venture to the Love Bahnhoff only very rarely, over vast distances and involving huge travel expense vs those of us who live here. If you really want to increase your odds of better choices and less hassles, factor all this in.I attend randomly and from great distance.

Last time I attended on Sunday and Monday; it was quieter but the quality was great. Generally I was pleased but the food was not great.

If old friends are around I go with them; if not make new friends.

The only thing is, I do hate waiting for the rooms and have fucked a couple of girls in the bottom of the laundry basket at the tops of the stairs.

It was erotic and the sway effect was great, but I was wenched in and winched out.

Rocketboy0

01-30-13, 09:05

I have fucked a couple of girls in the bottom of the laundry basket at the tops of the stairsWell this confirms what I always suspected; you are indeed a basket case. :cool:.

StarletVoyager

01-31-13, 00:28

Does anyone know if the annual meeting of daimler ag at the messe on 10/4 is a high impact on artemis in terms of visitors to artemis from the messe? It may coincide with my trip. Thanks.

Kimino

01-31-13, 03:05

Arrived at Art around 19:00. None of my favourites around, was told that many girls took their day off today because last night was particularly dead, maybe bs but that's what a girl told me. Polish team missing, no Marsha, Laura, Ivy etc. At the beginning I was quite disappointed but I said to myself it was a good night to try new talents and partially that's what I did.

First girl was Lulu, already reported her in the past. I didn't have a great session at the time but her look is so great that I'm constantly attracted by her. Austrian optiflick, worked in Palace, actually she still goes there some times. This time the session was much better. Anal. Enjoyed, will probably repeat.

Giselle, hardcore Romanian from Yasi. Doll face, blonde, heavy red lipstick. Doesn't look Romanian actually. Kind of a biggish ass. Plain vanilla 60 euro session, very passionate. Recommended. I couldn't come.

Don't know how that happened but I ended up in a room with Soledad, I like her personality, hate her voice and didn't session with her for the last two years. Anyway, she gave me a great BJ with cim, finishing what I didn't finish with Giselle.

At that point I was ready to go, didn't want to spend more money, wanted to save some energy for tomorrow and bla bla bla. Hanged around a bit. Tasted the most crappy food I ever tryed in Artemis, relaxed a bit.

Around midnight, I decided to pick one of the two german girls I've been watching all evening. Grabbed the first one I reached and discovered my absolute dream girl!

Anika, Stuttgart, blonde pony tail tall nice body, fake boobs, wonderfull ass. Tatoos everywhere. Worked / works at Palace, very good friend with Joy (that BTW apparently quitted the job).

On my last trip in Berlin, I rejected her a couple of times and she walked away almost biting me. At the time, my pov was: "if it walks like a shark, if she talks like a shark, must be a shark". I was completely wrong about her, a real eye candy, very very passionate, kisses, super hot, great at BJ, does anal and actually likes it a lot. Stayed a full hour but just couldn't come. Both swetted like pigs. Requires quite a bit of energy. I enjoyed every second in that room. Will repeat tomorrow, highly recommended.

The other german girl that attracts me a lot and that I will try tomorrow is from Hamburg. Optiflick, blonde short hair with a pony tail or similar. She has enourmous angel wings on her back plus lot's of other tatoos.

Apart from her, my list for tomorrow will include Anika, Janita (also from Palace) , and maybe either Marsha or Laura, if I have enough energy, doubt it.

Kimino

Angus Magee

01-31-13, 12:22

Don't know how that happened but I ended up in a room with Soledad, I like her personality, hate her voice and didn't session with her for the last two years. Anyway, she gave me a great BJ with cim, finishing what I didn't finish with Giselle.As always a great report Kimino with names and just enough detail to let us in on the action but not so much as to make it a candidate for Penthouse forum. How a report should be written.

And the above gave me a good chuckle.

"Honestly, I don't know what happened. I slipped and when I came to my dick was hard and in her mouth."

At the very least you figured out a way not to have to hear her voice.

Anyway, good to meet with you Kimino and maybe next time you come I will join you at Artemis if it is later on in the spring.

AM

Angus Magee

01-31-13, 16:02

Does anyone know if the annual meeting of daimler ag at the messe on 10/4 is a high impact on artemis in terms of visitors to artemis from the messe? It may coincide with my trip. Thanks.I am sure it will have an effect but as RB repeatedly has pointed out it is only the really big events that make Artemis go crazy (IFA, Fruit Logistica, Venus).

Galazy2

01-31-13, 19:15

The other german girl that attracts me a lot and that I will try tomorrow is from Hamburg. Optiflick, blonde short hair with a pony tail or similar. She has enourmous angel wings on her back plus lot's of other tatoos.

KiminoSounds like Ciarra, my all time favourite Artemis girl. Quite short (approx. 5 foot) , big fake tits with a star tattoo above each of her tits?

Sucker17

02-01-13, 00:36

The other german girl that attracts me a lot and that I will try tomorrow is from Hamburg. Optiflick, blonde short hair with a pony tail or similar. She has enourmous angel wings on her back plus lot's of other tatoos.Thanks for a nice report from the Love Bahnhof! Would this mysterious German optifick happen to be Blair I wonder? She could fit the description, and there's even a photo at the Artemis website. She has a great body, and it was in fact a good session, even if she stated that she wouldn't kiss for any amount of money.

Devilspinkick

02-01-13, 06:35

First girl was Lulu, already reported her in the past. I didn't have a great session at the time but her look is so great that I'm constantly attracted by her. Austrian optiflick, worked in Palace, actually she still goes there some times. This time the session was much better. Anal. Enjoyed, will probably repeat.Nice to hear that Lulu is still there. I like her look and had a decent time with her my last trip to Artemis. May be back in Deutschland soon and wouldn't mind hooking up with her again. I was with a lot of the Berliners last trip. Has anyone see Suzie or Sammie there recently? They are both Berliners as I remember. Had fun with those two.

- DSK

Pharisaer

02-01-13, 07:46

Has anyone see Suzie or Sammie there recently?Suzie is still there recently as well as Sammie. Spotted both of them last week.

Sounds like Ciarra, my all time favourite Artemis girl. Quite short (approx. 5 foot) , big fake tits with a star tattoo above each of her tits?I'm sorry, the lass Kimino's talking about isn't Ciarra.

Kimino

02-01-13, 12:02

Second day at Artemis. Arrived there real early with Rocketboy. We were there around 2pm.

Waited a while and finally spotted the girl I was talking about on the previous report.

Nadia (hope the spelling is correct) , german from Hamburg, tall, blonde, hair pulled back up in a kind of short tail. She has a bit of an aggressive look and her expression reminds a lot Ivy. But as soon as you start talking or interacting in some way she smiles and softens up. Really big wings tatoo on her back plus a bunch of other tatoos in other areas of her body. Makes up a group with Annika, Lulu, and a couple of other tall german girls (that I always avoided). They were always hanging around on the right just after going through the glass door to the main area. At first sight she does look sharky but she is not. To further demonstrate that it's really hard to judge a girls attitude before you take her to a room. Didn't ask her anything before going up but in the room she was very passionate and participative. Her look made the whole experience great. Going doggie seeing her enormous angel wings was fun. Doesn't kiss, no anal, enjoys DATY a lot. Stayed an hour + cim. Highly recommended if her look is in your taste.

Lulu started being quite pushy and kept on doing this quite a bit, I was not going to repeat with her as her performance is not particularly great, but is she beautiful

Later on I decided to repeat with Annika (previously reported) , another hour + anal. Again recommended.

Around 2am I then picked up Nicole, Czech, friend with Nina, blonde big girl also previously reported, we ended up staying for a lot of time, at my watch around 80min. Strangely she didn't want DATY (she did during last session) , fucked some time but for the rest she kept giving me this endless BJ. Kind of amazing how she got into it. We had a cigarette together and then left the room.

Around 3:30 I saw Janita (Palace) around the cash dispenser area. A kiss, short chat and that was it, no energy left and already feeling stupid for the economics of this trip. Pity I didn't spot her before.

A lot of the regular girls still missing. None of the Polish gang was there, Laura missing, Esther, Ivy, Natasha, Natalia, Marsha, just to name some of the ones I usually look for.

Unverified gossip. Two different girls told me some datails about how the schedule in Artemis works. All girls starting to work at 11am can then leave at 8pm. Any girl coming in after 11 will have to stay until 5am. So, normally, new girls start coming in in the afternoon, let's say around 5/6/7. But if a girl decides to come in at 12 or 1pm, she will have to stay until 5am.

Some considerations. My mood during this trip, as often happens, was to just have fun, looking for great sessions, and not worrying too much about the time or money. The girls I reported as being great all were obviously happy about it, so my report should be weighed on this. I don't know how some of them would have performed if I had been strict from the first second saying I only wanted a basic 30min. Thing. I'm kind of sure they would have performed in the same way but I can't be totally sure about it.

Kimino

ZimmerBaby

02-01-13, 12:37

1. Ciarra is from Poland. Haven't seen her at Artemis since 2011. Unfortunately. 5 star service from a 6 star girl.

2. Thank you Kimino. Berlin next week, and your reports are highly appreciated. 5 star report from a 7 star gentleman.

Z

Angus Magee

02-01-13, 13:00

Again solid reporting Kimino.

Around 2am I then picked up Nicole, Czech, friend with Nina, blonde big girl also previously reported, we ended up staying for a lot of time, at my watch around 80min. Strangely she didn't want DATY (she did during last session) , fucked some time but for the rest she kept giving me this endless BJ. Kind of amazing how she got into it. We had a cigarette together and then left the room.My feeling with Nicole is that she does like to please and is not always into DATY and being pleased. I seem to remember my forst time with her I licked her but she was not all that responsive. Subsequently I have just let her call the shots and she does an amazing job pleasing while I lie back and enjoy. While I usually do like to participate more with her this lying back does seem to have a great benefit-her BJ is truly spectacular I find and she can keep it up and going really for as long as you can manage.

Unverified gossip. Two different girls told me some datails about how the schedule in Artemis works. All girls starting to work at 11am can then leave at 8pm. Any girl coming in after 11 will have to stay until 5am. So, normally, new girls start coming in in the afternoon, let's say around 5/6/7. But if a girl decides to come in at 12 or 1pm, she will have to stay until 5am.I have heard this too but I also know some girls who have been there a long time manage to get around this rule. One of my most regular wives (hehehe) I know arrives later than 11:00 and leaves often in the early morning. But she has been there a number of years and seems to have free run of the place.

Some considerations. My mood during this trip, as often happens, was to just have fun, looking for great sessions, and not worrying too much about the time or money. The girls I reported as being great all were obviously happy about it, so my report should be weighed on this. I don't know how some of them would have performed if I had been strict from the first second saying I only wanted a basic 30min. Thing. I'm kind of sure they would have performed in the same way but I can't be totally sure about it.It is a hard and undeniable truth that you will get somewhat better service over all with the attitude you mention. I really notice that now that I am generally a half hour guy I have to be a lot more selective about the girls I see. Many girls will soften considerably once you announce that you are in for the hour and may well take extras. Plus as you are a fairly regular customer at Artemis I am sure that your reputation precedes you.

AM

Pharisaer

02-01-13, 13:03

Unverified gossip. Two different girls told me some datails about how the schedule in Artemis works. All girls starting to work at 11am can then leave at 8pm. Any girl coming in after 11 will have to stay until 5am. So, normally, new girls start coming in in the afternoon, let's say around 5/6/7. But if a girl decides to come in at 12 or 1pm, she will have to stay until 5am.No unverified gossip, verified facts.

But note: morning deadline is noon, not 11 am (some girls tell: 11:30 am). Deadline means: you have to arrive (to pay your entrance fee) , but you don't have to start working.

Rocketboy0

02-01-13, 13:22

Second day at Artemis. Arrived there real early with Rocketboy. We were there around 2pm.KiminoThe olde saying applies- 'tis the early worm that catches the bird.

My experiences "downtown" are that in general, earlier arrival also helps in that department. 10+ tongues and many hours later, most clits have had enough. Who would have guessed.

Good times were had all around. Good range of choices, pleasantly full but not crowded at all. Thursdays really could be the optimal night. Some lowlights: I did hear a fine story from one who was there that an elderly fellow in the middle of a session asked to be hit hard. She refused. So he just finished up, then removed the loaded condom and drank his gunk. And people say romance in dead in an FKK.

K & I in recovery mode (not from each other) often drift to the subject of how different male and female sexuality is. To prove some point, we tried to enquire with several of the crack staff would they ever go to an FKK for women, a wellness thing and pay 80 Euros to see 100 or so guys prancing around, so a woman could have their wicked ways multiple times over several hours with different men?? The consensus was it was easier to just to go to a supermarket or petrol station.

Angus Magee

02-01-13, 13:34

The consensus was it was easier to just to go to a supermarket or petrol station.Might I ask which supermarket and petrol station?

AM

Devilspinkick

02-01-13, 18:45

Suzie is still there recently as well as Sammie. Spotted both of them last week.Glad to hear that. Suzie wanted a special item from the US that aparently isn't available in Deutschland, so I told her I'd try to bring one for her when I return. Her buddy Sammie. Tall, thin, big fake boobs. Oh yeh. Think I'll have to get her a little something too. I reckon I'm not the only guy to give women presents and stuff, hope it's not bad etiquette.

- DSK

Rocketboy0

02-02-13, 09:37

Might I ask which supermarket and petrol station? AMYes you may. Pretty much any.

Berlin being the innovative Poonstadt that it is, is running some new marketing concepts. So for example the new van Kampen locale is literally 5 meters from an Aldi supermarket. That way, everyone can hedge their bets and shop for whatever is needed. And of course the Liebe Bahnhoff is right past a tire shop. So whomever gets a flat, or just needs something with more grip, or wider treat can get things sorted at either place.

Galazy2

02-02-13, 16:43

(Note: I have written reports using the name 'Galazy' but I've lost access to that account so I'm now 'Galazy2')

Thanks Zimmerbaby, I think it's time I moved on from my Ciarra obsession, I think that ship has sailed. We had some great times.

Friday 1st Feb

Made my first trip of the year to the A yesterday. I arrived around 14. 30. The club was quiet, maybe 20 girls and a similar number of guys. I recognised Nina and Jenna and some other familiar faces I couldn't put a name to.

The atmosphere was good and after a couple of circuits and a sauna I decided it was time for my first session. I had a look for Nina but she was nowhere to be seen. So after a few knockbacks I got chatting with Svenya. I'the had a great time with Svenya in the past so after a nice conversation we headed upstairs.

Svenya from Germany

In the room we had the usual pre-session conversation. I normally make sure that we've had this talk in the bar but I'the done time with Svenya before so I wasn't too worried. I explained that'the I'the like to stay for an hour and maybe tack on some extras. She gave me the usual shopping list but included one item I had never been offered before at the Artemis; a viberator in my ass. I always enjoy a finger in there during a BJ but I've never had a toy in there so I gave the green light to that.

We had a great session together; just one orgasm in the hour and Svenya used the condom-covered toy like a magician. Very interesting session and Svenya is definitely on my repeat list. She's a great girl and I really enjoyed my time with her.

I hung out and read my book for a while then went looking for my second session. I had an itch that only a blonde could scratch. Blondes are never in short supply at the Artemis but after a few chats I hadn't found a girl I clicked with. There was one beautiful girl I'the seen when I arrived that I was looking out for and I spotted her sitting at the bar. We had a nice talk and she so headed upstairs.

Stella from Germany

Again I opted for a one hour session and had a wonderful time. Stella is a total pro – great fun and a great worker. Her enthusiasm and honesty was a real tonic. After I came we had an interesting conversation about her professional attitude and her strategy for generating return custom. I learned she was a friend of Svenya and that they do two girl sessions. I filed that bit of information away from future use.

After a bit of kissing it was time to go again and we closed out the hour with a fantastic, slow shag.

Amazing girl and a definite repeat.

Watched a bit of football downstairs and had some (disappointing) food before looking for session three.

I was undecided about what to do. Go for a new girl or session with someone I've had a good experience with in the past? I was standing at the stairs outside the bar when my mind was made up for me. I was approached by Alisha (sp?) from Hungary – a girl I'the had a fine session with in the past. She's an utterly stunning girl, long dark hair, perfect skin, beautiful brown eyes and wonderful natural tits. A quick chat and then upstairs.

Alisha from Hungary

A third hour long session with one of the prettiest girls in the club (IMO). Nice and slow at first but quickly hotting up. The site of her perfect body grinding away is permanently burned in my brain. COF to finish up a perfect session.

A great day at a great club.

Thanks for reading.

MacBet

02-03-13, 13:37

I've been to Artemis several times. Last time was in October, and at that time I acually felt that quality of girls was a bit disapointing. Less than a handfull interesting chicks in my eyes. Are there anyone that share my view? Or is Artemis back up there again? Curious as I'm going back to Berlin in a few months.

Ant yes I realize that its a matter of taste. Personally I prefare 20year old fit chicks with a nice face.

Rocketboy0

02-03-13, 20:07

I acually felt that quality of girls was a bit disapointing. Less than a handfull interesting chicks in my eyes. Ant yes I realize that its a matter of taste. Personally I prefare 20 year old fit chicks with a nice face.You may be pleasantly surprised now and the Arts Galerie back up there to where there was. Big turnover and so many fit beautious 20 yr olds you would think you were at an LA fitness studio. But as you say, all in the eye of the beholder, so I could be wrong. Or they might age dramatically later this week after a few days with the Rough Ridin' Men of of the Fruit Logistics Messe (motto Don't Mess With Messe Men).

In any case, even only a handful of worthies would keep most mortal men busy for several hours (at a minimum 5 x 30 minutes each.). Unless of course you booked them all at once for a 30 min stimulate the Eurozone group grope.

Sebastiane

02-04-13, 17:43

Hi all!

I plan to go to Berlin next weekend and Artemis will be on my list of things to do for sure. I've ben there before but that was 3 years ago and I would be really grateful if someone could put a list of the most popular / best girls (for performance + looks) at the moment. I remember last time having an awesome session with a leggy blonde German called Jane.

Also, and this is more directly to AM, I'd like to visit one brothel too apart from Artemis.

Which one would you recommend?

Thanks! I promise a detailed report.

Perrei

02-04-13, 23:13

Fri 1 to sun 3 feb. 13.

Friday 1 Feb. : I arrived Artemis about 22 straight from the airport. After walking around for some minutes I saw blond bomb Jenna.

Jenna (Germany) :I sessioned with her 4 times before and we went straight to the room without any waiting time. I usually go for I hours with cim with the good providers, and so I did this time too. Jenna is really a pro. A really like her 900 artificial breasts and attitude.

Laura (Check Rep.) New one for me. I asked her if she do kissing and she said 'yes, but not too much'. This was good enough for me and we went to the room without waiting time. Laura is 24 years, have 600 art. And a nice smile. We did lots of kissing but I did most of the work (doggy and missionary). I h and cim. I love Czech girls!

Rosalie (Greece) : A gypsy looking girl wanted to speak to my for 1 min downstairs by the kino. I'm polite so I listened to her. When she told she was from Greece I was thinking I never fucked a girl from Greece before and now I had the the opportunity. We went inside the Kino and she started to blow me (of course). Last time I was in the kino (with Nina from Chech R) we actually did the whole session on the sofa. The BJ with deepthroat from Rosalie was great and the kissing too. She has a really huge tunge). We finished the session behind the curtain in different positions. 1 h with cim.

Saturday 2 Feb.

I went to Artemis about 12 in the afternoon, showered and saw Nina arrive and she said hello to me. I planned to start with her, but I don't like to wait too long because I was horny&61514;

Lulu (Austria) : 'I like me girls nerdy, bitchy, inked and dirty', as I read on a t-shirts in Pattaya. It's hardly more space for more ink on this girl. I never sessioned with her before, so she went through the vetting process. DFK and kissing is important for me, so I never take a girl who not kiss (except when she lie about it, but usually you can belive the girls at Artemis). She do kissing, but only combined with extras, which I always buy, except when the girls do a bad performance. So we went for 1 hour and cim. She is a great kisser, but I don't think enjoyed kissing me, which made me kiss less then I usually do during the sessions But she is sexy and good looking, but not GFE imo.

Gia (Moldovia) : I was doing some sauna when I saw Gia walking towards me with her hands on her NEW tits. I hold me hands around her breast of gel. I guessed 300, and I was right. I have not seen so perfect boob job since I seesioned wirh Carmen Firestorm in Prague. She had been I Berlin for only 3 days since she went home 10 Dec. She had gained some weight too, so now she had a big, beautiful as too. We ent for 1 h with cim and what an energy. I asked her about her friend Christina, and Gia said Christina is on her way. Actually she should have arrived by now wirh car from Moldova. Gia told me she was bored of Berlin and was thinking about changing hunting ground, maybe Frankfurt, Oase (maybe we are loosing her guys) She is very impulsive and a fantastic GFE. I can't get enough!

I was taking a break at my nearby hotel, thinking about at least one more session this Saturday, but afraid Artemis would be overcrowded in the satursday evening (as usual). But about 10 in the evening it was still space and only a couple of minutes waiting time for the rooms.

Fatima (Slovakia) : I grabbed as I saw her and fantastic service as always. Actually her finish with cim was one of the best I ever had. Maybe because this was the 6 session with her and she even remembered that I'm not always that easy to please. I asked her if she do anal, and she replied that she do if it's feels right. She said that while looking at my dick. I take it as a compliment&61514;

Sunday 3 Feb.

At about 12 afternoon, after showering I say hi to Jenna. I was hoping that I the last day in Berlin could have a session with Nina or maybe some new girls too. So I waited. There were not so mant girls yet, I spoke to a german girl (brown hair, silicon tits and botox lips which I know don't do kissing (at least not with me) , but the same girl had earlier said to me ' today I kiss', so I took the chance and asked her ' do you kiss today? '. She replied that she never kiss and her friend joked and said she only kiss for 200 Euro. Then I spoke to I chech girl which also don't do kissing! So I went back to Jenna. I had a little conversation with Jenna before we went to the room. She told me a little bit about for the future with the money she make in artemis. This girl has goals and are not lazy and brainless.

Jenna (again) : I repeated with her. 1h, cim and anal. When I went back the 3 non-kissing girls were still waiting for customers. Jenna had 270 Euro from my locker.

I went for some food, and while I was eating at my table alone I saw Gia and several girls come to the next table. After they had finished their meal I grabbed Gia and asked her if she was ready for a session with me again after a quick cigarette.

Gia (again) : This time even better than last time. It was early in the day and had power after a break. 90 min with cim.

I had time for one more session before I had to catch my plane. While relaxing downstairs by the pool I saw an favorite of mine, Evelyn from Hungary. She wanted to go straight away, but I said I had to wait 1 h. We agreed and she picked another customer. I was realaxing but looking at my watch, and went upstairs guessing she soon was ready for me.

Evelyn (Hungary) : What a service! She really remembered my pref. And did everything the way I like. Lots of kissing and a finish with spit- BJ and cim. 90 min.

So this time I sessioned 9 times with 7 girls. 4 known providers and 3 new. Every lady did their work well this time.

Perrei

ZimmerSchatz

02-05-13, 00:36

According to the German forum she is once again back at Artemis, at least she was there this week.

For anyone interested.

AI would avoid her due to very poor service. Nice tattoo she has indeed.

Angus Magee

02-05-13, 07:31

I would avoid her due to very poor service. Nice tattoo she has indeed.Well I can not say. But within the past week there have been two consistent reviews. Both have said that she is not the best of the best but that she gets the job done. No GFE but then every girl is not a GFE.

Or maybe it is just Kimino's great sexual prowess?

AM

Rocketboy0

02-05-13, 08:58

I would be really grateful if someone could put a list of the most popular / best girls (for performance + looks) at the moment.RTTFF-lots of recent tips. But also read why the question is absurd.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1377903&viewfull=1#post1377903

Also, and this is more directly to AM, I'd like to visit one brothel too apart from Artemis. Which one would you recommend?

Just go to one of the better ones (Royal, Liberty, Prestige, van Kampen, Kamilla Dee, Mon Rouge) and do your homework. Berlin thread has it all, as does the Magee blog.
Angus is indeed the only one qualified to read your mind, know your budget, know your tastes having never met you, know the detailed schedules and performance of all the girls, and can thus telepathically predict the chemistry between them and you, and what is the best solution. Or better yet, retain Angus as your guide to Nirvanna, for the ultimate in personalised service with a smile.

Devilspinkick

02-05-13, 09:00

No GFE but then every girl is not a GFE.

AMNo, I certainly wouldn't describe Lulu as GFE. My experience with her would be better described as PSE, which I greatly prefer anyway. For GFE you might want to try another lady. Just my take.

- DSK

Rocketboy0

02-05-13, 09:11

So this time I sessioned 9 times with 7 girls. 4 known providers and 3 new. Every lady did their work well this time.

PerreiGreat useful reports P, what an investment you made, and great tips for how to navigate and negotiate. Boys, how it should be done.

Kimino

02-05-13, 09:43

Well I can not say. But within the past week there have been two consistent reviews. Both have said that she is not the best of the best but that she gets the job done. No GFE but then every girl is not a GFE.

Or maybe it is just Kimino's great sexual prowess?

AMSure, sure LOL.

Lulu is giving me different feelings. In the room she gets her job done and although she is not a great performer if compared to the other two of the gang (Annika or Nadia) her look is very very sexy for my tastes so she compensates the lack of performance with this. I particularly like her face.

But, on my last trip, I went with her once and the next day she was breaking my balls every 10 min. Asking if we would go later on to a room. This really turns me off completely. Some girls do this, and I really don't think it's a great strategy, but maybe I'm wrong. As a result, I doubt that on my next trip I would go again with her.

Kimino

Angus Magee

02-05-13, 11:45

Sure, sure LOL.I was just angling for another beer (or coffee).

is giving me different feelings. In the room she gets her job done and although she is not a great performer if compared to the other two of the gang (Annika or Nadia) her look is very very sexy for my tastes so she compensates the lack of performance with this. I particularly like her face.Back in the day when I had more cash I was always quite happy to go with a mediocre performance if the look was right. Plus sometimes you get a pleasant surprise when the look and a good performance match up. I can remember one girl (long gone from Artemis) who had the look of an ice queen that drove me crazy and now I would never risk a session with that look. But when I got to the room she turned out to be extremely warm and friendly and a superb GFE. You never really know IME.

AM

Galazy2

02-05-13, 22:32

Fatima (Slovakia) : I grabbed as I saw her and fantastic service as always. Actually her finish with cim was one of the best I ever had. Maybe because this was the 6 session with her and she even remembered that I'm not always that easy to please. I asked her if she do anal, and she replied that she do if it's feels right. She said that while looking at my dick. I take it as a compliment&61514;I missed my chance with Fatima on Friday. I was literally in the bar 2 minutes after a great hour long session so I was totally wiped out. A beautiful, thin, youthful looking girl walked over to me and after a little chat I learned her name. Finally, I meet the legendary Fatima. Unfortunatly there was no way I was able to go upstairs so I tried to make a date to meet her in an hour but there was no sign of her for the rest of the night. I was gutted.

She's top of my list for my next trip.

Rocketboy0

02-06-13, 09:08

I missed my chance with Fatima on Friday.I tried to make a date to meet her in an hour but there was no sign of her for the rest of the night. I was gutted. She's top of my list for my next trip.An amazing tale.

Perrei

02-06-13, 11:02

An amazing tale.You were not the only one looking for her. She went home about 22 Friday, she told me Saturday when I finally found her.

Sebastiane

02-06-13, 23:17

Chillax bruv. I am a long time user of ISG and know my question to AM wasn't very smart but no need for you to make sarcastic remarks! I was just being lazy and avoid having to go through pages and pages. But the idea to visit his blog for brothel recommendations is a good one!

Maybe this question can be answered though: are there any Turkish girls at Artemis these days? Thanks.

RTTFF-lots of recent tips. But also read why the question is absurd.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1377903&viewfull=1#post1377903

Just go to one of the better ones (Royal, Liberty, Prestige, van Kampen, Kamilla Dee, Mon Rouge) and do your homework. Berlin thread has it all, as does the Magee blog.

Angus is indeed the only one qualified to read your mind, know your budget, know your tastes having never met you, know the detailed schedules and performance of all the girls, and can thus telepathically predict the chemistry between them and you, and what is the best solution. Or better yet, retain Angus as your guide to Nirvanna, for the ultimate in personalised service with a smile.

Rocketboy0

02-07-13, 09:31

Decided to tempt fate and brave the raucous Fruit & Veggie crowds. Very pleasant expedition with Wingman Zimmerbaby, we did arrive early about 1530. Crowds not at all unbearable til about 2300, and the food was good as they clearly upped their game to handle the Messe. Some but not so many new additions to the A team, but a lot of the old regulars, especially the Czech and Polish teams who had been away for weeks, were back. So clearly whatever whining there is about how brusque etc the Messe men are, all trumped by the almighty Euro. All in all a pleasant buzz on.

Had nice session with Annika (D) and one of my favs Malik, a German / Turkish girl (yes there are a few, Sybarite). But the main news is around 9pm they opened up the new wing, at least last night. Z and I were finishing dinner when Kenen came through and guided a couple through the kitchen doors to the terrace, and I realized when they did not come back what was up. So I asked him, he said yes, and I raced to grab Malik. Rooms are all comfortably heated and it was nice to be among the first to break one in, with an old friend. Rooms are about the same size or bigger than upstairs and all clean with towel trays (nice touch) and brand spanking new mattresses. The rest of the area is still off limits. The pool is covered shut, and though we did stick toes in the jacuzzi, it is freezing cold. There is still some electrical wiring to finish, especially around some large outdoor pedestal lanterns and I think video leads, which they were busy doing when we arrived. But the additional 10 rooms are a big help when things get stressed and it significantly reduced waiting times to only few minutes.

Kimino

02-07-13, 16:04

But the main news is around 9pm they opened up the new wing, at least last night.Great news! Wish I was there with you guys.

Kimino

Willg666

02-08-13, 02:46

Lucknow

02-08-13, 04:41

Are they planning on a new cafeteria with the extension? Thought I had read that before. Thanks Rb for update on reno.

Pharisaer

02-08-13, 08:12

Are they planning on a new cafeteria with the extension? Thought I had read that before. Thanks Rb for update on reno.There will be a barbecue station.

Angus Magee

02-08-13, 15:05

I'm a newbie heading out tomorrow for the first time to Artemis. AM, PunterWanderer and others gave me some great advise on the Berlin thread. I will report my time back here once done conquering. Was wondering if anyone is heading out and would like a wingman. If so inbox me.

Happy hunting all.If you mean Friday night I advise you to go early. Word is that last night (Thursday) was a real zoo past 22:00 with long waits for rooms and even difficulty finding a girl, any girl. All wekend should be busy with the Berlinale starting and the Fruitlogistica finishing up.

AM

DeBosqo

02-08-13, 23:09

West K

02-09-13, 00:45

I hope there will be steam sauna in New wing. Hamam now is only for turkish bath and it is not use-able alone. Nice hot steam room will be ideal in Artemis! Let us see?

However, it is very brave of management to build outdoor pool as with Berlin weather, it is almost only useable July and August and even then only during the day as night sometimes get bit chilly in Berlin even in Summer.

Willg666

02-09-13, 02:04

If you mean Friday night I advise you to go early. Word is that last night (Thursday) was a real zoo past 22:00 with long waits for rooms and even difficulty finding a girl, any girl. All wekend should be busy with the Berlinale starting and the Fruitlogistica finishing up.

AMWell, I just came home and had a whale of a time. God dangit Berlin is amazing. So my fears were quickly calmed about racism as Rafaela met me, greeted me and gave me a wonderful rundown of what to expect. She was not pushy by any means and was totally ok when I told her I wanted to take my time. Though it was difficult. Only the very few girls seemed uninterested in my business.

As for the place being a zoo, AM you were quite right. I got there around 8PM, so thanks for the heads up. In the first hour while I was walking around, scoping the place out, etc. I didn't take any girls on but got plenty of offers. By 10:30/11:00, there was a queue of guys in the atrium, in the rear, basically everywhere. Though it appears they had plenty of girls available so it never felt like there was a lack of choices. Now, was it your first choice, that's a different story.

Enough background. As for my participation, I found Mika, who was a german blonde w / silicone and a few tattoos. She was quite slender / tall frame and offered the usual extras. As it was my first time, I decided to play it slow and just took on a normal 30min session and it was quite fine. Got the job done.

After about another 45 mins I spotted Rafaella and as she told me earlier. I would be back. Love her eyes. Brunette, natural, nice soft ass which I love. The 1/2 session was a nice GFE experience. DFK, BBBJ which is just what this first timer needed. I wasn't sure I wanted DFK but this girl got me going and I couldn't resist.

All in all, I loved my first time and would definitely return.

StarletVoyager

02-09-13, 04:30

Kimino

02-09-13, 09:49

What is the general availability / ratio of blonde german and Polish types at artemis. I know no one has a crystal ball or can come up with magical stats but surely regular go-ers would have some idea? Many thanks. I'm in berlin soon I've heard about atmos having large numbers of blonde types but not really sure if its worth the journey if artemis may or may not fill this wish of mine. Many thanks again.Ciao StarletVoyager. Not a regular but a frequent tourist. LOL. Normally you will find a bunch of girls that match. From the tall, blonde, german valkiria model, to some candy petite Polish ones. Maybe the ratio not too high but given the number of girls present, the availability of that type is normally very good. Normally there's quite a few girls from Hamburg.

Never been to Atmos but for what I heard it would make absolutely no sense to move from Berlin to go and find blondes there.

My2cents.

Kimino

Rocketboy0

02-09-13, 09:58

What is the general availability / ratio of blonde german and Polish types at artemis.The ratio is: enough (like +15%) but rather obviously impossible to say in advance, and it will vary from day to day. Will you insist on "real" German or Polish blondes or would stunning Hungarian or Romanian lookalikes fit the bill? You must have standards. And how many do you need for a day-3,5, 47??

Then actual availability of the real genetically certifiables is a function of at a given moment, how many other mongers there are competing for the Nordic goddess of your dreams, and even more important, how many euros you have. In other words, though I know you do through earlier posts, I would not worry about it.

Visiting Artemis for the first time on Monday the 11:th. Does this mean it's going to be empty on girls since they all might be tired from a hectic messe weekend?You know as a student of this forum that Mondays any week are a slower day. And yes, the grinding from the grueling Messe / Berlinale weekend will surely thin things a bit. If you can wait til Wed or even Thursday, there will be more choices. But if Monday is your only chance, still worth it for the experience, and the chill out atmosphere also has its charms. It does depend a little on your taste in women as the slower days sort of favor the younger, hungrier. But really what do you need-only 3-5 who ring your bell, isn't it?? Should work. The urge to fund shopping needs will surely draw enough back after a day off and some hours sitting in a bucket of ice.

But really impossible to say. For example, our esteemed colleague Comrade Bearsk has found excellent choices whenever he goes, even when it so late and so slow that vampires are raiding petrol station stores for ketchup packets. But, he is of course an easy lay and I could prove this except there was not enough space by the new Poondorf wing to allow for a grazing pasture for sheep.

Angus Magee

02-09-13, 15:46

I would not worry about it.It makes as much sense to worry / think about the ratio of cauliflower to broccoli in the stir fry they might serve for diner on my next visit. There will be blonds brunettes and if you are lucky a red head or two.

Same as it ever was.

AM

Bearsk

02-10-13, 08:38

for example, our esteemed colleague comrade bearsk has found excellent choices whenever he goes, even when it so late and so slow that vampires are raiding petrol station stores for ketchup packets. but, he is of course an easy lay and i could prove this except there was not enough space by the new poondorf wing to allow for a grazing pasture for sheep.alas, this is true, and last time on a monday i brought an inflatable sheep as a precaution (some might say a "backup") only to find myself drained by 3 wenches. it was heart rendering, emailed my psychotherapist, who told me to "take a good look at myself and get over it".

Bearsk

02-10-13, 08:44

Maybe this question can be answered though: are there any Turkish girls at Artemis these days? Thanks.Alev. 27 yo Turkish MILF from Frankfurt, very cute, enthusiastic BBBJ and sex.

Hessen Bub

02-10-13, 09:19

Alev. 27 yo Turkish MILF from Frankfurt, very cute, enthusiastic BBBJ and sex.Did she work at Oase before? Rather small, dark skin? Thanks.

HB

Rocketboy0

02-10-13, 09:20

alas, this is true, and last time on a monday i brought an inflatable sheep as a precaution (some might say a "backup") only to find myself drained by 3 wenches. it was heart rendering, emailed my psychotherapist, who told me to "take a good look at myself and get over it".b-i did not mean to "out" you on this. it was really intended just to see if they are again permitting interweb access to your cell room in guantanemo. good to see you are on again and that you are behaving (taking the meds). the 20 years will fly by i am sure.

Bearsk

02-11-13, 06:26

Perhaps, she is from Frankfurt, so no GI; she can be a bit diffident at first but I actually really enjoyed the time with her even she was a reluctant kisser because of my facial hair.

Did she work at Oase before? Rather small, dark skin? Thanks.

HB

Bearsk

02-11-13, 06:29

Now you've done it, the whole f-king world knows I have taken my Sheep to Guantanamo Bay! They will all want to ewes her!

B-I did not mean to "out" you on this. It was really intended just to see if they are again permitting interweb access to your cell room in Guantanemo. Good to see you are on again and that you are behaving (taking the meds). The 20 years will fly by I am sure.

West K

02-11-13, 06:40

SuppenHuhn

02-11-13, 18:02

In Palace her name was Joy, in Artemis July.

I heard the rumour that she stopped with the job but I don't know if its right.

I saw her last in Artemis in the summer 2012.

Kimino

02-11-13, 18:18

In Palace her name was Joy, in Artemis July.

I heard the rumour that she stopped with the job but I don't know if its right.

I saw her last in Artemis in the summer 2012.Heard the same thing by a girl "friend" of her. Was told she quitted and same did her Serbian (I think) friend, also from palace. Can't remember her name but was quite a fun girl.

Kimino

Hessen Bub

02-11-13, 19:46

Joy / July was working Palace, Artemis and Paradise. Haven't seen her for a while.

HB

West K

02-12-13, 13:32

As a big FKK fan. I am always concern for getting STD. Ofcourse, I use condom when I have intercourse (Vagina and anal). But I do go down on girl and I do french kiss, get BJ with no condom like most clients of FKK.

So far, I always enjoy FKK to the fullest and never had any STD.

But just out of my continuous concern, do FKK in general (big one like Artemis, Palace, Oase) do some STD checks on girls working there? I saw documentary on Artemis and in that documentary they do check the girls. Ofcourse nothing is 100% safe, but I wonder if there are some measures are taking to prevent STD as much as possible?

Angus Magee

02-12-13, 17:52

Trans Atlantic

02-12-13, 18:02

Rocketboy0

02-12-13, 18:49

I wonder if there are some measures...to prevent STD as much as possible?Most definitely-measures are being taken. Serious medical controls that may or may not work as many have pointed out, but better than nothing. And you can take some measures as well, so that some STDs don't slip between the cracks (as it were).

First, NEVER go to an FKK. But if you somehow end up there, NEVER go with any of the the girls. I never do. NEVER. You really must remain vigilant-example: our ISG amigo Kimino has this problem with his manhood where he is doing something else, something completely different, and the next thing he knows, completely unexpectedly, suddenly, his salami is in some girl's mouth. It can happen. You ask him how why and he cannot explain it -it just happens. Can you imagine? I have even asked him directly "Kimino, how could that happen?". He said "I dunno, it just did". So it can.

So it could be that even if you have resisted going to an FKK or a bordello, and even so, you find yourself just suddenly there and you try to resist going with a girl or many, but you cannot resist, or you did resist but somehow it just happens. If you think you could end up in this situation, then there are only 2 measures to consider. Either, you must arrange preemptively for a blood transfusion from either of our esteemed colleagues SwingerLover or Wanking because they are immune from any and everything. Indeed they are the immortal immorals. In fact why they don't sell their blood I don't know. Otherwise, well you know there is only one solution left- it is Angus' Full Body Condoms, reported on earlier somewhere.

I do however like very much your juxtaposing, almost Kierkegaardian, thoughts of having "continuous concern" of STDs while "always enjoying FKKs to the fullest" (as in jointly dining, downtown) and that you never have had an STD. This kind of outside (or maybe inside?) the box thinking is what makes us men.

Wanking

02-12-13, 18:58

Most definitely-measures are being taken. Serious medical controls that may or may not work as many have pointed out, but better than nothing. And you can take some measures as well, so that some STDs don't slip between the cracks (as it were).

First, NEVER go to an FKK. But if you somehow end up there, NEVER go with any of the the girls. I never do. NEVER. You really must remain vigilant-example: our ISG amigo Kimino has this problem with his manhood where he is doing something else, something completely different, and the next thing he knows, completely unexpectedly, suddenly, his salami is in some girl's mouth. It can happen. You ask him how why and he cannot explain it.it just happens. Can you imagine? I have even asked him directly "how could that happen?". He said "I dunno it just did". So it can.

So it coudl be that even if you have resisted going to an FKK or a bordello, and even so, you find yourself just suddenly there and you try to resist going with a girl or many, but you cannot resist, or you did resist but somehow it just happens. If you think you could end up in this situation, then you must arrange preemptively for a blood transfusion from either of our esteemed colleagues SwingerLover or Wanking because they are immune from any and everything. Indeed they are the immortal immorals. Otherwise well you know. It is Angus' Full Body Condoms, reported on earlier somewhere.

I do however like very much your juxtaposing thoughts of having "continuous concern" of STDs while "always enjoying FKKs to the fullest" and never have had an STD. This kind of outside (or maybe inside?) the box thinking is what makes us men.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL,

Rocketcock!!!!!!!! That is the best and funniest post I have read in a long long long time! I am going to ROD this. YOU DE MAN!

Rocketboy0

02-12-13, 19:12

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL,Wankers. You are too kind. Just like Fox News; we merely report; you decide.

Hope you will make good on your Ho`ptstadt visit-I think everyone is pretty much out of the clinic in mid-spring.

West K

02-13-13, 04:29

Well if FKK is that dangerous, it would not be legalized in first place by German government. Of-course it is not 100% secure, but nothing is.

So far I have been to FKK zillion-times and never had any STD or even flu from FKK.

After all prostitution should be legalized like in Germany, so that some measures are taken to prevent STD. I think FKK is good example of it.

To goto FKK and not to fuck is not possible.) I fuck at least 3 times or more.) However, I have seen normal girls coming to Artemis before though, just swimming and taking sauna and they really were not working girls.

FKK rocks.

Also thanks for the guy who told me the name of Joy / July, she was quite good sex provider and I do miss her presence.

Phantom78

02-13-13, 20:09

hi,

i am planning to visit artemis in may-as i'm a new at this please forgive me for asking the following rookie questions! i understand that the standard service is owo and protected sex, with it costing extra to ejaculate somewhere special. what therefore is the,"usual" place to cum? do you just let go inside her or what is the normal think to do?

also, if you peek early in the half hour, can you try again in the same timeframe or play with breasts etc? like i say sorry for dumb questions-just want to make sure!

Aceh725

02-13-13, 23:58

Also thanks for the guy who told me the name of Joy / July, she was quite good sex provider and I do miss her presence.Joy, joy, joy. She was very moody with me when we was toghether at Palace, a little bit liar and tricky, but in the same time seductive, not the best sex provider that I tried but the most beautiful face I ever seen in an fkk. For me the Palace will not the same without her but I'm happy for her if she has quit with this job and she can realize her dreams.

Rocketboy0

02-14-13, 09:09

with it costing extra to ejaculate somewhere special. what therefore is the,"usual" place to cum? do you just let go inside her or what is the normal think to do? also, if you peek early in the half hour, can you try again in the same timeframe or play with breasts etc?well if you cannot ask such questions here, where can you?

the usual place to cum is inside the condom, inside her. if you rip the condom off and just do it into a paper towel that would be standard. if you splat on her via various options, she is likely (but not always) to charge extra. cim for sure costs; on boobs or body, that gets a little grey. it will really vary from girl to girl and it would be best to discuss it beforehand. other cumming options such as trying to hit the ceiling (or the whirring ventilator fan which i find particularly challenging) , shoot out the window into the parking lot to sign your name on a car, or try to nail passing s-bahns-i just don't know.

on the 30 minutes-in theory sort of anything goes within the 30 minutes. but this will likely vary from girl to girl and you will just have to feel your way. some might say the standard rate includes only 1 cum session and might upsell for a second blast (especially if not inside a condom) ; others may not care. yet others might just be impressed that you could cum 2x in 30 minutes and just like to see if you really are the uzi of ooze. best to discuss the possibility up front.

just in passing, remember that within the 30 min, you will need to do a little talking with your beloved, and you might even like to please her a bit as well-the theory being, she gets turned on, likes you, and it improves service and the mood for both when you go beyond just an exchange of fluids. that would take up some valuable time vs just doing target practice. 30 minutes does fly by. just discuss it upfront but be open to go with the flow. you can be sure these girls have seen it all but if you make them feel that they will just be a vase or spittoon, some might be put off (some won't, as money is money). you will likely be one of 10-20 others grinding away on a single girl that day and you just want to make them feel a little bit special, and not just focus on yourself, to make a better session. sometimes an orgasm is a lot more powerful if you let it build and build a bit. it need not be a race. it just depends on what you want.

Devilspinkick

02-14-13, 09:27

I caught a train from Frankfurt to Berlin this Wednesday for some fun in my favorite (German) city. I was still experiencing some jet-lag after my long flight from the USA some I caught a few hours of sleep at my hotel. Freshened up and made my way to Artemis, arriving around 6PM. Usual change, shower, decided to grad a RedBull from the machine then made my way into the main bar. It was pretty mellow with only a few other guys but plenty of dames waiting for customers. As I walked past the bar I heard one or two ladies say hi but I guess I was still waking up. I kept walking and ploppod down on one of the bed / couch type thing near the restaurant. Less than a minute and a nice looking blonde lady comes over to talk to me. Since she approached me from the side I didn't get a good first look but I did notice that she had lots of tattoes and seemed to workout a lot. Sort of had a Tom-Boyish quality to her. Hopefully you Euro-dudes know what I'm talking about. Anyway, she seemed nice and all but I told her that since I had just arrived I wanted to scope out the scene for a while before commiting to anything. She said OK and maybe we could connect later. I asked her name before she left and she said "Annika". This rung a bell because I remember people saying there was an Annika that worked at Artemis who was quite good. It wasn't until she got up to leave and walk away that I got a good look at her body. Holy crap! She had a great body. I was kicking myself a bit a thinking I should snag her before she disappeared. Yet she did disappear into the Kino and the minute she did another lady came up to me.

She says "Hi, you don't remember me?". Well she had dark skin, tats, and I thought shork black hair. She looked familiar. Then I looked at her some more and I realized it was Lulu, the lady from Austria. She had really tanned her skin since last I saw her and she had her hair tied back in a pony tail were as before she had it loose and flowing. She sat beside me and asked if I wanted to go with her again. I was sort of torn between trying someone new and a repeat. Of course she pointed out this I come go with her then and always see a different lady later so I figured why not. As I said before, she definitely isn't a GFE type (which I don't care about anyway) but I like her looks and we seem to have a good repoire. She slapped my butt as we made our way upstairs. As before, nothing mindblowing with her but a decent time. I imagine I'm with one of those European porn gals when with her. Actually we talked quite a bit. When she learned I was at The Palace the day before she asked me which women I was with. Apparently she works there at times also. We were in the room for an hour and she talked me into anal so after the deed the cost was €220. That was her math and she knows the princing better than me. I guess anal is an extra €100; can't remember. I did learn that she is in a relationship so maybe that is why she isn't into the GFE thing. At least she did kiss me on the lips once. Now we're getting somewhere.

Afterwards I cleaned up and relaxed for a while. Got back up and on the prowl around 7:30PM. The main bar area had picked up but still not a very busy night. I scoped out the scene a bit. Around 8PM Anikka walks into the bar and camps out near were the bottles of alcohol is displayed. I go up to herto see if she's available and she is like "Let's go". She has a lot of tattoes like Lulu but she is a bit curvier and is blonde of course. She turned out to be quite good in the sack. Cool lady. Not GFE-style but very proficient at what she does. It took a while since I was jet-lagged and drained after being with 6 women in a 24 hour period but after a skill BJ I managed to have a strong "spritze" (I think that's the correct term). Definitely had fun with her and she was cool chat with as well. 1 hour + BJ = €170.

After that I was tapped out for the night. The long trip and frequent sex had finally caught up to this old man. I hung out for a little longer even though I knew I couldn't do any more. Finally left Artemis around 10'ish. But I shall return soon; well rested and ready for more.

- DSK

West K

02-14-13, 10:04

Joy, joy, joy. She was very moody with me when we was toghether at Palace, a little bit liar and tricky, but in the same time seductive, not the best sex provider that I tried but the most beautiful face I ever seen in an fkk. For me the Palace will not the same without her but I'm happy for her if she has quit with this job and she can realize her dreams.She is moody at the beginning, but as I got to know her and spend some cash. Then she became nice. She always up sell, but she does good anal sex.

It was strange to see her boyfriend name as I fucked her as she tattoo his name on her side of waist (Abdel). She told me it is her boyfriend so. Apparently he knows her job. Well it was strange feeling.

She certainly was real beauty, I do not think she quit though as she told me she does this job since she is 17 years old. I met her at Artemis two summer ago. Well maybe I will see her again.

Angus Magee

02-14-13, 14:21

I think one thing you have to realize about FKK sex is that these things are not so much rules as conventions. That is, a half hour session is generally thought to include a single "pop" but that two is not unheard of. But you also have to realise that Artemis is not the discount sex center. The girls are there to make money and sort of expect a guy to be free with the cash within reason. I personally would not expect to (even if I could) cum twice in a half hour. At least not without paying the girl an extra for cim. Then I could see it as a reasonable expectation.

Really one has to manage the time witha girl in a half hour session and if you know yourself to be a hair trigger guy, do some stuff before you pull on a rubber and mount up. Chose the girl well and you can also simply tell her your situation and ask her to slow down at the start.

As for where to cum, I myself would really, really object to paying a full €50 extra just to cum on a girl's tits. Luckily it is not really my thing so it is not an issue but I really wonder if the girls would make more money with such extras if they charged a bit less. I can understand €50 for a cim or facial but not a boob shot.

AM

Kimino

02-14-13, 16:05

We were in the room for an hour and she talked me into anal so after the deed the cost was €220. That was her math and she knows the princing better than me. I guess anal is an extra €100; can't remember.Yep, math is correct.

Thanks for the report.

Kimino

Linga

02-14-13, 17:21

She is tall, blonde, blue eye, german from frankfurt with tatoo on the side of stomach saying Abdel name of her arab boyfriend and she wears Big white gold diamond stadded cross. Big fake tits. And real beauty. Some attitude but real nice if you get to know her.

I think her name is joy or something.

Does anyone know her name and if she is still around in Artemis?When she worked at Palace, about a year back, her name was Jessica. I think she is Hungarian and I may have come across her in Oase long time back before her tattoos.

Phantom78

02-14-13, 19:27

Thanks for the advice chaps, as I'm relatively new to all this your advice is helpful so thanks. I was thinking of going early doors on either a Tuesday or Friday morning, would others recommend going during the day?

Devilspinkick

02-14-13, 23:39

Yep, math is correct.

Thanks for the report.

KiminoNice to have a confirmation. For some reason I was thinking that anal was just €50 extra. + €100; No wonder why she likes to encourage doing it.

I'm not even into anal very much. I don't have a very vivid imagination when it comes to sex. I just like to spend time with hot dames. Anal, threesomes, etc are cool to do on occasion but not things I actively seek out.

Took the day off from debauchery today to rest, hit the gym & purchase some software for my laptop at the Saturn in Alexanderplatz. But I reckon I'll be ready for the weekend.

- DSK

Simex

02-14-13, 23:54

€225. Boy that's 3 hours in most NRW clubs.

But Jessica (Her Palace name) is one hot cookie! Good job.

Nice to have a confirmation. For some reason I was thinking that anal was just €50 extra. + €100; No wonder why she likes to encourage doing it.

I'm not even into anal very much. I don't have a very vivid imagination when it comes to sex. I just like to spend time with hot dames. Anal, threesomes, etc are cool to do on occasion but not things I actively seek out.

Took the day off from debauchery today to rest, hit the gym & purchase some software for my laptop at the Saturn in Alexanderplatz. But I reckon I'll be ready for the weekend.

- DSK

West K

02-15-13, 11:01

And every girls working there supposed to follow it, but obviously it is not working fully. But I would say 80% of the girls are honest and follow the house rule price.

As for those up sell girls, I sometimes have to end up paying just extra, but I demand extra service as it is extra price.

We do not really have the real choice, and I guess management cannot be too tough on girls to follow the rules completely. They should put up the house rule price lists somewhere visible, so it prevent up selling by some girls.

Rocketboy0

02-15-13, 11:46

I was thinking of going early doors on either a Tuesday or Friday morning, would others recommend going during the day?Discussed many times in the forum eg http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1280382#post1280382

Depends what you want-more chill (days) or more choices (evenings). I find if you arrive around 5 or 6pm or so Thurs-Sat, you can get the best of both worlds. But there are some corkers who do work starting at noon, and the schedules and availability is just whatever it is. Difficult to predict. Some mongers love the relaxed daytime vibe where girls are more talkative, less smoke, better music, place is quiet etc. I prefer it just a little later and I like the buzz of +70 naked girls running around, some mongers to chat to in moments of boredom, and early evening everyone is still fresh, no crowd or room availability issues.

If you have limited budget and limited time, the odds of more good choices are more in your favor IMHO by going a little later on the "power" days. If you plan to hang all day AND night, then not an issue, though 12 hours or so in the Bahnhoff can be a bit much, evening with reading materials. Of course you can always come and go as you please if you are just curious-you are allowed to leave and come back for no extra charge on the same day-just check out with the front desk. Tues daytime will be very slow-maybe 10-20 girls on, maybe same or less number of mongers. Friday slightly better. Up to you.

Nebula2001

02-15-13, 12:29

Kimino

02-15-13, 17:46

My two favorite girls who visit Berlin only seasonally, Esther and Diana, were both in attendence when I visited on Wednesday. Get 'them while they're hot.Hey Nebula, nice to read from you!

Esther the Czech with curly hair or am I still mixing up names? Save some energy and money for mid March! LOL.

Kimino

Lucknow

02-15-13, 18:17

Nebula2001

02-15-13, 19:13

Esther the Czech with curly hair or am I still mixing up names? Save some energy and money for mid March! LOL.Yeap, that's her.

See you next month!

Phantom78

02-15-13, 19:58

Thanks again to all those who have responded to my many questions, plenty of food for thought. My timetable for the other reasons I am in Berlin is leaning towards me getting there for 1130ish and staying to about 230ish, time for (hopefully) two sessions with the girls and a mooch around-have others done something similar? I will hopefully go twice on Tuesday and the Friday.

Also (last stupid question in promise) , if one were to fancy a dip in the pool is it starkers all the way or should I bring some swimming shorts? I just want to make the most of my time there, all comments greatly appreciated

West K

02-16-13, 00:47

The ATM in Westkreuz station seems to have been removed. I have been occasionally using it to withdraw necessary funds before popping in Artemis. I didn't see it on my last two visits one month apart.

So, beware in case anyone was planning to use it.

And, about the team in Artemis: Very good week. My two favorite girls who visit Berlin only seasonally, Esther and Diana, were both in attendence when I visited on Wednesday. Get 'them while they're hot.Thanks for the info. But there is a ATM machine in Artemis by the changing room and safety box area.

Also does anyone know if new wing will have Steam sauna? I prefer steam sauna over sauna and present hamam is not useable as steam room.

Devilspinkick

02-16-13, 09:04

Can you comment on state of dress or undress during the dessous day? How much cover do the girls have and whether you found it appealing.

ThanksWell to tell you the truth I never even thought about it being Dessous Day. I guess the ladies wore a bit more than normal but I didn't really notice. Every day I'm there I see some ladies that wear some clothing & some that wear hardly anything at all. Guess I just don't pay enough attention. About the only thing that really catches my eye is if a lady with a very nice body wears a sexy fishnet body-suit. Don't see that often enough IMO.

- DSK

Devilspinkick

02-16-13, 10:08

after a 24 hour break i had to make a return to artemis this past friday. my body is finally getting used to this time zone (it's currently a 9 hour difference between germany and where i live in the usa). after a quick afternoon nap i arrived at artemis just after 5pm. there were already a lot of guys in the house. after showering and stuff i cruised through the downstairs lounge area. ran into a blonde haired lady from bulgaria. she had an average face but a nice and lean body type. i recognized her name when she told it to me (from folks discussing her on this forum) but i have forgotten it already. you guys probably know who the lady is. i passed on her offer at that time, but think i kept a mental note to perhaps hook up with her later. when i got upstairs to the main bar area there were a lot of familiar faces. i sat on one of the couches and not long afterwards lulu (from austria) comes up to me. she says,"are you ready to have some fun?". i like her and everything but 'tis way too soon to repeat. so i give the usual speech about how i like variety, but may go with her on a different day. she makes another pitch, but i tell her that i have to see other ladies this day. with that, she stand up and walks away without saying another word. yet as she's turning away she glares at me like she wants to punch me in the face or something. maybe i read too much into it. the view of her lean body with the raven hair flowing down to her butt as she walked away was a sight to behold. love it. she stared at me a few more times throughout the the night but never approached me again.

the hottie annika was there as well. very tempting to go with her again but i try not to repeat with the same women within a short time-frame. i had the pleasure of passing by her from behind a couple of times and the view is sublime. we chatted very briefly once that night. definitely on my "repeat list". the lady from moldova named isabel (sp?) was around that night. as usual she tried pretty hard to get me to go with her. i like her bod and she is a decent looking dame, unfortunately the one time i went with her she spazzed on me when she saw my little guy and was like "oh, it's so big! why is it so big!" didn't even want to have vaginal sex so she just gave me a bj. that's fine and all. still, she has always tried to go with me again and i have always declined since then. maybe i'll give her another shot one of these days. just concerned that she will spaz out again.

the place was so busy that at times the bar area was very slow because there were so many guys upstairs with the girls. but after a while the lovers would return down and it would be busy again. since the ladies had so many clients to keep them busy i wasn't approached very much and i was in no hurry. after being there over two hours and still no connections i was starting to think i my leave without being with anyone. i had noticed a thin lady with a mane of blonde hair that i didn't remember ever seeing before. she had a killer body from what i could see. she would look over a stare at me from far away from time to time. usually didn't take long for a guy to grab her and she would be wisked off to a room.

approaching 8pm, i was back in the main area lounging on one of the round beds in the elevated area and the same hot blonde lady was over by the bar along with a tallish dame with long black hair. once again she glanced over at me and i was definitely glancing at her. figured i should just go ahead and introduce myself but they saved me the trouble and walked up to say high. the tall & lean raven haired lady was named valeria (russian) , she had an average face but a nice lean body. not bad by any measure. her friend, a blond gal from germany named sabrina was smoking hot. omg; one of the hottest women i have seen in a while. of course beauty is a mattter of taste but i think any guy would have to admit that at the very least she is really pretty. tight little butt, thin waist, and a great pair of bolt-ons. of course they were pushing for a threesome. i really just wanted to go with the hot blonde and said maybe i'd try both together at a different time. sabrina said that she needed her friend with her because i had a big dick. and they started laughing. i asked how they knew i had a big member and they said they saw me showering earlier. really? sounded like bs to me. it's not as if i stand around in the showers area with with erect dick swinging around. they wouldn't budge, it was a threesome or nothing, they said. i was still trying for a solo with sabrina so valeria got up and walked away. sabrina stayed just long enough to pout her lips and say "sorry", then she followed her friend.

i certainly wasn't happy with that developement. i took less than a minute for me to cave in. i went to then and was like,"ok, i know when i'm beat. want a threesome? let's do it". yeh, i could never make a living as a negotiator or salesman, but i could let a chance to hook up with that blonde hottie get away. of we head to a room. i have to say that it was a rather average experience. valeria was the better performer (not surprising, hard to find a russian woman that's bad in the sack). sabrina seemed like she was new to job or some but she was so hot that eher just being there was enough. stay for an hour in the room and actually spent a bit of that time with them asking me about exercise routines and they both expressed a desire to live in america. sabrina joked (?) , you should marry me. lol. if i was the marrying type then i would gladly have her as trophy wife. eventually time to pay the piper and i gave them both €150. they seemed rather pleased. who knows, might go with them again despite the underwhelming performance. sometimes repeat performances pay off.

i got cleaned and toured the scene some more. in the downstairs bar i got to talking to a lady i see there all the time. have never been with her but we have chatted at times. name is fatima and she is from slovakia. average face but i like her lean form. she asked me if i was ready for another round and i replied that i had just been with two ladies. she says,"i know. i saw you three go upstairs. you must be very strong". told her the whole threesome thing wasn't really my idea. it was approaching 10pm at this time and a few vans full of italians were invading the place so i figured it was time to make an exit. told fatima that i would try to connect with her when i returned next time. she seems like a sweet dame.

- dsk

Angus Magee

02-16-13, 10:53

Told Fatima that I would try to connect with her when I returned next time. She seems like a sweet dame.Fatima is one of the best Artemis has to offer IMO. That is if she appeals to you physically. She is no 'wunder-bomba' but her service is top of the line. I have repeated with her more than any other lady at Artemis and these days if she is there she is always on my list.

AM

Devilspinkick

02-16-13, 17:49

Fatima is one of the best Artemis has to offer IMO. That is if she appeals to you physically.Yes, I don't suppose Fatima could be considered "Playboy Material" but she is hardly ugly IMO. I would describe her as a pretty girl-next-door type. She's very lean, which is always a +4 on my scale of attractiveness. Big boobs aren't important to me just as long as a lady has SOME breast developement.

On a side note, I was horrified to read my previous post and see all the typos. I typed it out quickly because I was in a hurry to head to the gym. Didn't properly proofread it before posting. Pardon my poor English.

- DSK

Rocketboy0

02-16-13, 19:08

Eventually time to pay the piper and I gave them both €150. They seemed rather pleased. Who knows, might go with them again despite the underwhelming performance. Sometimes repeat performances pay off.I met Sabrina-she is sexy but she was moving through Team Italia at the top of the stairs, like Guy Noir, lookin for love in all the wrong places. Alas no takers, with all claiming to "no speak Germania". When she got to me, she vamped so over the top that I just burst out laughing, as did she. I said auf deutsch, "so all the others-they were just for money, but with me, it is true love right?" Though she was quite willing to go alone-I too declined; she just had an odd too pro vibe, maybe enhanced by the enhanced engineering.

But nevertheless, you gave this undynamic duo each €150, so €300 for the hour?! No kidding they were pleased and even more impressive for an underwhelming performance. It certainly seems to pay off for them.

SwingerLover

02-16-13, 19:43

Rocketcock!!!!!!!! That is the best and funniest post I have read in a long long long time! I am going to ROD this. YOU DE MAN!
our esteemed colleagues SwingerLover or Wanking because they are immune from any and everything. Indeed they are the immortal immorals. In fact why they don't sell their blood I don't know.Quite simple: I need my blood myself, in order to keep my dick working.

Wanking is right, this entire post was a highly enjoyable comment. I wonder how many clowns RB had for breakfast that day. Or was it the fallout from carnival?

Devilspinkick

02-16-13, 20:59

But nevertheless, you gave this undynamic duo each €150, so €300 for the hour?! No kidding they were pleased and even more impressive for an underwhelming performance. It certainly seems to pay off for them.Undynamic duo. Yes, that is a good way to put it. Not much team synergy and each gal is probably better when going solo.

When it comes to payment, I am fortunate at this time to have a large reserve of money, so the difference of a few
Euros, Dollars, Bahts, Reais, etc doesn't make much difference to me. I almost always pay a little more than standard simply because I believe in being a little generous. Life is too short to stress over pocket change. That's my take anyway.

- DSK

Rocketboy0

02-16-13, 21:05

Quite simple: I need my blood myself, in order to keep my dick working.Thanks boys, though some might suspect as some of the post's heros, your praise is a little suspect (the check is in the mail , I swear). But, you really might think of marketing your blood either to them Big Pharma boys, or to the general mongering public. I was thinkin, maybe Swank Vineyards of NRW offers "Vino d'AOsta".

Rocketboy0

02-18-13, 19:51

getting there for 1130ish and staying to about 230ish, time for (hopefully) two sessions with the girls and a mooch around-have others done something similar? I will hopefully go twice on Tuesday and the Friday.Also (last stupid question in promise) , if one were to fancy a dip in the pool is it starkers all the waySo 3 hours in the middle of the day or did you mean 0230? If 230pm, well you can, but it will be the slowest least staffed part of the day. Just cancel the rest of your day Fri, or come, go, and come back later at night (free the same day) , as I said before. You will miss the big show otherwise. Swimming is normally buck naked, just you and the sharks. So-no more questions, now, just report back.

Finite

02-18-13, 20:29

Was there on Saturday, best line-up I have seen. At least compared to my previous visits. Went seven times, with 6 girls.

In this order:

First one a Slovakian girl with big natural tits, ok performance.
Second and forth time, younger Polish girl with fake boobs. GFE-ish and cute, verry good performance.
Third time turkisch good looking woman, nice ass and natural titties, name Dahlia?
Fifth time a verry petite turkisch girl, half-good performance.
Sixth time also a petit one from germany, I think some refers to her as "Mini-muschi". Half good performance, had some problems taking it von hinten [and I'm not even that well-equipped]. She had a good sense a humor, and knew som good filthy words in my language, which is always fun.
All above standard 60€ sessions.

Last session was with a cute Spanish-German who I took for an hour + CIM.
This was the best time I have been to Artemis, I came rather early to the place and left around 16:00 for some cheaper beer+schnapps and fussball, took the S-bahn to Halensee. And was back again for dinner. I'm really bad at remembering names, sorry for that.

Rocketboy0

02-18-13, 21:28

Was there on Saturday, best line-up I have seen. Went seven times, with 6 girls.I'm really bad at remembering names, sorry for that.Glad you had a nice time, but this public forum is supposed to be helpful to others, or at least be entertaining. I mean, if you cannot remember the names, why bother posting? How does this help anyone-as if we should guess with whom you sessioned like some sort of pub quiz? Or should we just be impressed you did 6 girls? I bet they too would be thrilled to know you can't remember their names, even one with whom you went 2 times?!. Maybe, you are worried you might forget you were even there yourself? Although to be fair, at least you remembered the critical details of what time you left, what you drank, and which S-Bahn you took. I can't wait for the movie.

If there is a next time, and you plan to post, at least make some note of names on a piece of paper in your locker? At least we now know your ISG handle refers to your memory. I dunno, maybe I am just overdue for my rabies shot..

Finite

02-18-13, 21:39

Glad you had a nice time, but this public forum is supposed to be helpful to others, or at least be entertaining. I mean, if you cannot remember the names, why bother posting? How does this help anyone-as if we should guess who you were with like some sort of pub quiz? Or should we just be impressed you did 6 girls? I bet they too would be thrilled to know you can't remember their names. Maybe, you are worried you might forget you were even there yourself? Although to be fair, at least you remembered the critical details of what time you left, what you drank, and which S-Bahn you took. I can't wait for the movie.

If there is a next time, and you plan to post, at least make some note of names on a piece of paper in your locker? At least we now know your ISG handle refers to your memory.You are a hard man, but you are also right. It wasn't a good post at all.

Edit:
When I come to think about it, I don't think most of the girls told me their names. I could have asked of course, but I wasn't thinking about this forum right there and then. I usaly ask about other stuff, like where they are from and theirs does and don'ts. But I feel abit ashamed about not remebering the girl I went twice with, because I'm sure she told me. And I don't think it so impressive to go seven times, I din't pop all of the times. That would have been impressive. Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think. But otherwise you are completly right, and I guess the report was halfly made because of that I had such a good time.

TroyBoy

02-19-13, 05:36

I will be arriving into Berlin on the Thursday before "good Friday" March 30th. I was planning to spend that evening at Artemis. Do any of you Artemis experts know if that week and weekend will be any good for girls?

I am also planning to maybe go to Prague for Saturday and Easter Sunday. Would anyone know off hand if the Prague privates and nightclubs will open that Saturday and / or Easter Sunday?

Any insight on Holy Weeks impact on adult play in Berlin / Prague would be greatly appreciated.

Kimino

02-19-13, 10:31

Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think.Totally agree. Get some decent food, get some fresh air, a mental break. Plus, If you leave around 6/7pm and you come back later on, it's like visiting a different club or better, visiting on a different day, a bunch of new girls will be usually around.

Kimino

Angus Magee

02-19-13, 11:28

Any insight on Holy Weeks impact on adult play in Berlin / Prague would be greatly appreciated.Holy week (as you call it, I might call it Hole-y week) is business as usual in Berlin. Some girls take a vacation but on the whole the girs are not the most observent of Catholics.

As for Prague, you had best ask on the Prague thread.

AM

Finite

02-19-13, 11:42

Totally agree. Get some decent food, get some fresh air, a mental break. Plus, If you leave around 6/7pm and you come back later on, it's like visiting a different club or better, visiting on a different day, a bunch of new girls will be usually around.

KiminoI think it was you how mentioned it earlier, thanks for that! It really enhanced the experience. For me that are not such a regular guest, visiting this place is like being a kid in a candystore. I want to "taste" as much as possible as soon as possible, often forgetting that I actually can take it quite slow since they are open from 11:00- 5:00 AM. Anyways, it usually ends up with me feeling a bit ill, after all the "sugar" intake, and also the place can be a bit sharky, if you just want to take it easy after a couple of sessions. And don't want to hide in the down stairs bar area.

Rocketboy0

02-19-13, 12:50

Holy week (as you call it, I might call it Hole-y week) is business as usual in Berlin. Some girls take a vacation but on the whole the girls are not the most observent of Catholics.AMNice one. Now please what follows is not meant to be any kind of religious offense-but Angus is right. Here it is the Holy See(men) , the Second (or more) Cumming, Pops over Popes, and all the girls are extremely observant (of all monger targets, Catholics and non). They do favor euro worship over hero worship. The good thing is if you find your sin tank is running low, a few days at Artemis can supply confession fodder for the rest of the year. But it is a deeply religious place, where you can practice St. Augustine's injunction "Oh Lord grant me chastity, just not quite yet" from 11 am to 05 am, almost daily. I will burn, I know...

WarmStone25

02-19-13, 18:22

You are a hard man, but you are also right. It wasn't a good post at all.

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When I come to think about it, I don't think most of the girls told me their names. I could have asked of course, but I wasn't thinking about this forum right there and then. I usaly ask about other stuff, like where they are from and theirs does and don'ts. But I feel abit ashamed about not remebering the girl I went twice with, because I'm sure she told me. And I don't think it so impressive to go seven times, I din't pop all of the times. That would have been impressive. Why I told the part when I was leaving and entering, was because I think that is a verry good idea, at least if you like me feel the urge to get some fresh air. The place can get a litle to much, if you stay for many hours, at least so I think. But otherwise you are completly right, and I guess the report was halfly made because of that I had such a good time.Coming and Going (or Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me)

This appears to be an idea worth trying. Come in the morning or during the day. The atmosphere is quiet and a bit more chilled, and less smoke in the bar, with enough sexy girls to go around.

Go in the afternoon for a change of pace and fresh air.

Come again later when the atmosphere changes, there are more sexy girls. I will try this on my next visit. Ideas like this are of interest to relative newcomers who are feeling their way about and would like to know basic things like, where to get of the S-Bahn.

How important are names to the average punter? If you get a name from a report, is it possible to find that girl on your visit? Or is naming names only of use to the regular and frequent customer of Artemis? I doubt if this forum is only for the grizzled veterans.

Much of the fun for me is not going with the same girl again but the anticipation, the variation, and not knowing what I will find until I get there.

Finite

02-19-13, 20:27

Coming and Going (or Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me)Yes, that's the way it is sometimes, on the internetz. But the post should have been a tad more meatier to be interesting to read.

This appears to be an idea worth trying. Come in the morning or during the day. The atmosphere is quiet and a bit more chilled, and less smoke in the bar, with enough sexy girls to go around.

Go in the afternoon for a change of pace and fresh air.

Come again later when the atmosphere changes, there are more sexy girls. I will try this on my next visit. Ideas like this are of interest to relative newcomers who are feeling their way about and would like to know basic things like, where to get of the S-Bahn.That's one of the good things about Artemis it's easy to find, and it's relativly close to the "city" if you compare it to many other fkk:s in Germany, and it's also verry easy to take the S-bahn there and from the place. How to walk from the station I learned from Angus homepage.

How important are names to the average punter? If you get a name from a report, is it possible to find that girl on your visit? Or is naming names only of use to the regular and frequent customer of Artemis? I doubt if this forum is only for the grizzled veterans.It could be possible if the girl is a regular at Artemis, when I visited there where a lot of girls I haven't seen before, they may have been regulars. But since I'm not there so often I really don't know. I think it's maybe mostly interesting if you are a regular and know of the girl, to see if they think the same as you or not. The girls tell their names, usually after they have asked for yours, but many times they just ask if you want a good time, and if you want that, there are less chit-chat and more action.

Much of the fun for me is not going with the same girl again but the anticipation, the variation, and not knowing what I will find until I get there.I agree.

The Cane

02-19-13, 21:09

Nice one. Now please what follows is not meant to be any kind of religious offense-but Angus is right. Here it is the Holy See(men) , the Second (or more) Cumming, Pops over Popes, and all the girls are extremely observant (of all monger targets, Catholics and non). They do favor euro worship over hero worship. The good thing is if you find your sin tank is running low, a few days at Artemis can supply confession fodder for the rest of the year. But it is a deeply religious place, where you can practice St. Augustine's injunction "Oh Lord grant me chastity, just not quite yet" from 11 am to 05 am, almost daily. I will burn, I know.I like to book the Slavic girls because they let a monger get up in that POPE-ka! Hahaha!

Angus Magee

02-19-13, 21:33

Names are useful in reports so that a guy who will visit can get a few general ideas. That is certain names do seem to crop up again and again both positive and negative. Then (if you were paying attention) when you visit and some girl sits down next to you and introduces herself as Nina, Jenna or Fatima (to name 3 examples) you think "bingo" if she attracts you.

I do not suggest making lists and going in search of girls necessarily but it does not hurt to have a few names in mind.

AM

Rocketboy0

02-19-13, 23:15

but it does not hurt to have a few names in mind.AMIndeed and especially for newbees, if some come up negative repeatedly, it could save them some heartache, lost time, wasted spilling of the seed, and needless to say, some bucks. With all the various limitations, including names makes useful reports, and Kimino's many entries (ha ha) , brief, to the point, can serve as a template for those in doubt.

Devilspinkick

02-20-13, 07:52

I was busy with other pursuits over the weekend, so I didn't have time to visit Artemis Saturday or Sunday. Had time Monday so decided to make a return visit despite the fact that I know Mondays are usually rather sedate. Would have liked to have connected with Fatima but she had told me ahead of time that she would take Monday off so that wouldn't be an option. I worked out at a gym near Charlottenburg and then caught a train down to Westkreuz, arriving at Artemis around 4PM. After the usual shower routine I started my "rounds". Passed through the little gym area and ran into the owner guy who was working out. Usually talk with him a bit when I see him and today was no different. There was also a lady with a very fit body exercising there. Didn't recognize her but no doubt she is a "client" of the house. I eventually made my way upstairs and just outside the bar a tallish blonde German lady stops me and asks if I have any fantasies to full. I tell her that I don't have any freaky fetishes or anything. Nice enough lady but she wasn't really my type (face not much to look at, OK body) ; never got around to catching her name.

Upon entering the main bar I camped out on one of the couches in the elevated area. I quickly noticed a very hot little dame sitting at the bar and she was chatting with three guys. They seemed to be having fun. I would have liked to get a closer look at this dame but didn't want to disturb their time. No worries. An OK looking lady with a good body, brown skin, and jet-black hair came up to me to chat. Said her name was Sharon and that she was from Hungary. I had talked to her before but never spent any time together. I declined this time as well but I may have to connect with at a later date. By the time Sharon left I looked back at the bar area and the hottie (and the three guys) were gone. I doubt she went with all three of them though. Could be wrong.

After a while I relocated to the other side of the bar were a lot of the blonde German dames hang out. They were mostly siting around looking bored, though occasionally one would head off with a client. One thing nice about slower days is that even though there are fewer women there are also much fewer guys so I often find a better selection of available women. Hell, on busy nights there may be a few really hot women in house but you never see them all night because as soon as they are available they get snatched up very quickly. Talked with Xenia a bit, she was actually in a good mood for once this night. From afar I did notice a thin and sexy looking lady with dark hair wearing some black fishnet bottoms. If there is any type of clothing fetish I have I would say a hot dame in fishnets would be it. I just find the look really sexy. Couldn't get a good look at her face though. Had to move around some more, so I made a circuit through the downstairs but got back to the main bar around 5:30PM. Camping out in the elevated area some more I noticed the little hottie from before step into the scene. She was just a few meters from me and leaning against the handrails near the stripper pole. Man, she had a nice body and had changed into a red fishnet bottom. How nice of her. I couldn't pass this up so I leaned over the rail to chat with her. She said her English was horrible, but she spoke Spanish and German. My Spanish isn't great but it is still far better than my German so from that point our conversion was in Espanol. I knew she had some type of exotic mix to her an figured she might be Brazilian or Colombian. Turns out she was from the Dominican Republic and said her name was Jennifer. Had never been with a lady from the DR so definitely had to try her out. Off we went upstairs. Had a good time I must say. One thing I like about Latinas is that they geniunely like having sex even when it's P4P. Love European women but for a lot of them the passion (for good sex) is lacking. When went through the usual positions, plus a bit of 69, etc. She kept her fishnets on, not sure if it was just more convenient for her or not but I find the view pleasing as we banged in doggy. She said she orgasmed three times, I could ony count one but it's hard to tell with women except for when they have strong ones. Afterwards she told me that she usually won't go with "chocolate men" bcause they tend to be cheap & too rough in bed, but that I was an exception. Glad to hear. We talked for a bit and then when down. Was with her for an hour so €120+ a little extra for being a hot little Latina. Even a little gift to top it off. Why not. Reckon I may see her again.

Off to the showers and then I relaxed in the lounge area where it's nice and quiet. I got moving again around 7PM and hit the main bar. Wasn't in there long before I saw the thin dark haired lady in black fishnets wandering around again. She walked into the Kino, I hung outside so when she came out I could meet her. In mere seconds it happens. She stops and says "Hi!". She had a unique look to her face. Not ugly, just not your typical European look. Actually she looked almost Asian to me, in the face. I query her heritage and she says that she is from Albania. Calls herself Cookie. She seemed pretty cool and I liked her look, especially the slim body with the fishnets. So sexy. Had to give her a go. So we get to a room and she starts with the good ol' BJ. As I get more erect she comments on my size and seems to be interested in just continuing with a BJ but I'm say we might as well do a bit of the "In & Out". She opted to keep her fishnet stockings on as well. Definitely a benefit to that type of lingerie: easy access. Go into missionary and do that for a while and then switch to doggy. As we switch to the doggy position she pulls the stockings up higher on her butt to better expose her "hole". I have to say that was very stimulating visually. It seems though that she had a bit of trouble with my size, she seemed uncomfrortable at times and couldn't take me deep. I didn't want to torture her too much so after a while we decided to finish with the good ol' CIM which I must say she did a great job of felatio and I had a strong "spritze". Was with her for about an hour + with CIM so the math is easy to figure out. Paid my dues and told her I may see her another day.

It wasn't even 9PM by then, relatively early, but I decided to call it a night because I wanted to head back into the city and perhaps engage in some non-mongering related activities. Reckon this is my last visit to Artemis this trip but no doubt I will return to Europe (and Berlin) later this year. Had some good trips to Artemis and found the quality to be quite good.

- DSK

Fritobugger

02-20-13, 10:08

West K

02-20-13, 10:42

How does paying the ladies work? Do you go back to the locker each time or are you walking around with a fist full of cash? I have been reading this thread for years but never understood how this work.Answer:

Normally, you can pay after the service at the safe box down stairs. You wrote locker, but you mean mini safe box by entrance right? Do not keep your money in changing room locker, safe box is the best storage for money etc.

Or.

If you want or if it is convenient for you, you can pay in the room, I have done this before.

Which one is better? I do not know. Pay later may secure some service quality? Perhaps. But one of the girl told me that she feel more relax when client pay upfront, so she does not have to think if this guy is going to pay after sex etc etc. Personally I do not see that much difference in service quality either way.

ShoesAndSocks

02-20-13, 11:10

How does paying the ladies work? Do you go back to the locker each time or are you walking around with a fist full of cash? I have been reading this thread for years but never understood how this work.You get two lockers, one being a very small one near reception area for wallet / cash. You only need to keep the key with you (Artemis ones are on a wristband from memory) and visit this locker after each session to pay the lady.

Rocketboy0

02-20-13, 11:24

How does paying the ladies work? I have been reading this thread for years but never understood how this work.The receptionists at the front desk explain all this when you arrive for your first time. At the top of the stairs, to the left, just after you enter, there are several hundred numbered small cash lockers. You leave your valuables there, all under video surveillance and they use the same key & number as your clothes locker, inside the men's changing room. So normally yes, when you settle accounts, you walk back there with your bed buddy, and pay the piper. You will notice the girls have a similar system for their hard earned earnings. The whole scene is one of the club's key rituals and is pretty much standard at all German and Swiss FKKs. While this is the safest way, some mongers do keep the cash in their clothes lockers and some even carry change on them. It´s a little risky as you leave your robe and its pockets unattended if you swim, sauna, or take a massage, but probably not a big deal. Up to you.

Fritobugger

02-20-13, 13:11

Cash lockers and clothes lockers. Cash lockers sound convenient. Thanks.

The receptionists at the front desk explain all this when you arrive for your first time. At the top of the stairs, to the left, just after you enter, there are several hundred numbered small cash lockers. You leave your valuables there, all under video surveillance and they use the same key & number as your clothes locker, inside the men's changing room. So normally yes, when you settle accounts, you walk back there with your bed buddy, and pay the piper. You will notice the girls have a similar system for their hard earned earnings. The whole scene is one of the club's key rituals and is pretty much standard at all German and Swiss FKKs. While this is the safest way, some mongers do keep the cash in their clothes lockers and some even carry change on them. It´s a little risky as you leave your robe and its pockets unattended if you swim, sauna, or take a massage, but probably not a big deal. Up to you.

Devilspinkick

02-23-13, 04:29

Cash lockers and clothes lockers. Cash lockers sound convenient. Thanks.Are you sure you are a mongerer? Have you even been in a brothel before?

Walk around with a fist full of bills? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I'm sorry but no one that has ever actually been to a RLD or cat house would ever even think to do such a thing. Just saying.

- DSK

Rocketboy0

02-23-13, 10:33

Are you sure you are a mongerer? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.- DSKWell if you had checked Fritobugger's 174 posts, they suggest he is indeed a mongerer, and sure of it, though mostly in Asia and Africa. I think he was just asking how it actually works in Artemis. I had a quick look around and actually, it is rarely spelled out clearly, so I tried. His use of words was literary and ironic (a clever reference to an old spaghetti western movie), not that he actually does it. Perfectly legitimate question and the dumb meter is registering 0 here.

And just in passing, you (and I) actually do leave money around in a bordello. When we leave our clothes in a room and shower before and after, there is more than enough time to rifle through jackets, pants and wallets. It is just that the culture here is reasonably honest. The issue and resolution has been discussed ages ago on the Berlin thread, prompted by our crime and germ fighter extraordinaire, Norjan.

Now-meanwhile back at the ranch, I will only briefly report that Batman (AM) and I on the spurt of the moment ventured into Westkreuz's Gates of Hell last night. We had a fine plain vanilla time with some of our various wives. Pleasant buzz, not too crowded, lots of choices, no long waits for rooms. Even though it was damn cold last night, and snowing a little, I ventured out to Poondorf, probably inspired by a recent viewing of the W.C. Fields' classic, "The Fatal Glass of Beer" (must see). All the rooms were open, and heated toastilly . The system is that the room markers are on a board (like upstairs) on the right side, as you walk through the alley down from the kitchen. So you grab the corresponding number, place on the door knob, and if anyone is curious, it can be done. The 30 seconds walk over was not a big deal, but convincing a fraulein to do so might be more difficult, or require a few dollars more.

West K

02-23-13, 10:43

When EU crisis happened I thought: Damn, there will be so much Greeks, Spanish and Italian beauties in FKK, not mainly Eastern European babes (I do love them, but I do want more Western EUropeans varieties at FKK). BUT! I hardly see many Greeks, Spanish or Italians, ofcourse, there are some. But not as much as expected.

I know not all girls do this job even economy is hard, but I thought there will be quite a amount to be flowing into FKK business, well I seemed to be wrong about that.

Rocketboy0

02-23-13, 23:21

I thought there will be quite a amount to be flowing into FKK business, well I seemed to be wrong about that.Yes, wrong about this and wrong where it belongs-such thoughts should be in the Lounge thread. There, many other political economists and geostrategic sociologists can help you figure it all out.

Kimino

02-23-13, 23:35

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Now-meanwhile back at the ranch, I will only briefly report that Batman (AM) and I on the spurt of the moment ventured into Westkreuz's Gates of Hell last night. We had a fine plain vanilla time with some of our various wives. Pleasant buzz, not too crowded, lots of choices, no long waits for rooms.Nice! Spotted any new talents?

Was wondering, will the new area be reachable only through the restaurant or from downstairs? Doesn't sound smart.

Best, Kimino.

Fritobugger

02-24-13, 01:32

Rocket. Thanks for the defense.

When in the Euro zone I usually do delivery to my hotel room instead of the FKK / brothel scene except for a place in Koln many years ago that was just a multi-floor building full of private rooms that the girls rent, so you went in fully clothed and like the boats in the canal in Utrecht.

In Asia things work differently at comparable level places, you pay when you check out at the front desk. The girls call in with the time and service from the room once you finish.

My humor (the play on the Clint Eastwood spaghetti western title) usually falls flat in Asia too.

A few dollars more!

Well if you had checked Fritobugger's 174 posts, they suggest he is indeed a mongerer, and sure of it, though mostly in Asia and Africa. I think he was just asking how it actually works in Artemis. I had a quick look around and actually, it is rarely spelled out clearly, so I tried. His use of words was literary and ironic (a clever reference to an old spaghetti western movie) , not that he actually does it. Perfectly legitimate question and the dumb meter is registering 0 here.

And just in passing, you (and I) actually do leave money around in a bordello. When we leave our clothes in a room and shower before and after, there is more than enough time to rifle through jackets, pants and wallets. It is just that the culture here is reasonably honest. The issue and resolution has been discussed ages ago on the Berlin thread, prompted by our crime and germ fighter extraordinaire, Norjan.

Now-meanwhile back at the ranch, I will only briefly report that Batman (AM) and I on the spurt of the moment ventured into Westkreuz's Gates of Hell last night. We had a fine plain vanilla time with some of our various wives. Pleasant buzz, not too crowded, lots of choices, no long waits for rooms. Even though it was damn cold last night, and snowing a little, I ventured out to Poondorf, probably inspired by a recent viewing of the W. C. Fields' classic,"The Fatal Glass of Beer" (must see). All the rooms were open, and heated toastilly. The system is that the room markers are on a board (like upstairs) on the right side, as you walk through the alley down from the kitchen. So you grab the corresponding number, place on the door knob, and if anyone is curious, it can be done. The 30 seconds walk over was not a big deal, but convincing a fraulein to do so might be more difficult, or require a few dollars more.

MrManGuy

02-24-13, 01:40

Is it 50 euro for half an hour with BBBJ? I am interested only in young ones. I do not want to kiss or DATY. If girls are doing BBBJ and CIM why the hell would you want to kiss them? I do want to slap around their tits and ass though will this cost extra? I want to find hot blonde eastern european women, is Artemis too low on the market? If so where should I go? BBBJ is essential.

Before the end of the trip I would also like to do anal on a hot blonde eastern european, any advice?

I don't expect to pay just 50 euro, but a BBBJ with sex for half an hour for 50 euro sounds to good to be true (so it probably isn't, are the girls ugly?) about the same price as a lap dance in Australia!

Is it possible to get viagra in Germany over the counter anywhere or will I have to try and bring some?

Thanks.

Regards to other part of discussion :

You would probably get more working girls when the economy is strong. Women generally fuck for money not because they're desperate but because the amount they get paid is a lot to them. If the economy sucks, men don't have money so there is no point in whoring. It really just depends on that as well.

Devilspinkick

02-24-13, 01:47

The kind of question a total noob would ask, so I don't know what you have been doing all this time despite the post count. BTW- I don't leave my money just laying around unattended. Ever. I guess some people are more trusting than I am.

Not trying to be mean, just telling it as I see it. Will have to focus on other forums for a while anyway, reckon my next trip will be back to South America.

- DSK

Rocketboy0

02-24-13, 10:30

Rocket. Thanks for the defense.No worries and glad you "got it". As you can see, rational thought is, well, a fleeting thing. The old saying applies: If you define all problems as nails, the only solution is a hammer. Play safe.

Rocketboy0

02-24-13, 10:40

Nice! Spotted any new talents? Was wondering, will the new area be reachable only through the restaurant or from downstairs? Doesn't sound smart.Best, Kimino.K- In case Italian election results will not be enough, just to make sure you don't sleep one night til your next visit, there are indeed some new recruits. Your tastes, I think-young, thin, tramp stamps, and they have most of their teeth. Whether they will remain til your visit, who knows.

Poondorf is only reached via: the downstairs door to the back, to the left behind the sauna; the main glass doors in the kitchen (which staff use often to get at some storage area near the terrace); or the small side kitchen door, then down the metal staircase, which probably allows the quickest weather protected access, and it does not disturb those eating too much. It won't be an issue in warmer weather, obviously. The wisdom of all this I will leave to others to judge, but it is just a tight building site, security issues, etc. Waddayagonnado?

Hessen Bub

02-24-13, 11:46

Is it 50 euro for half an hour with BBBJ? I am interested only in young ones. I do not want to kiss or DATY. If girls are doing BBBJ and CIM why the hell would you want to kiss them?

I don't expect to pay just 50 euro, but a BBBJ with sex for half an hour for 50 euro sounds to good to be true (so it probably isn't, are the girls ugly?) about the same price as a lap dance in Australia!

Is it possible to get viagra in Germany over the counter anywhere or will I have to try and bring some?No viagra in Germany without a prescription.

At Artemis it is 60€/30min including DFK, DATY, BBBJ and sex in MPOS. CIM is 50€ extra. There's plenty of yoing pretty talent at Artemis, like in all big FKK.

HB

Bearsk

02-25-13, 07:51

In case Italian election results will not be enough, just to make sure you don't sleep one night til your next visit, there are indeed some new recruits.This is insensitive banter, Kimino may be delayed until after the Papal election or an Italian erection, which ever lapses first.

Rocketboy0

02-25-13, 08:57

This is insensitive banter, Kimino may be delayed until after the Papal election or an Italian erection, which ever lapses first.I doubt very much that K (or anyone else) will be delayed by an erection, even if they might walk a little slower. As for insensitive, I only suggest you follow the remarkable career of Dr. Earl Butz (former US Secretary of Agriculture-and no I did not make up that name). See the Scandal section here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz Especially how Butzy then explained that his papal remarks were taken out of context, as they were only part of telling a joke.

Kimino

02-25-13, 10:45

This is insensitive banter, Kimino may be delayed until after the Papal election or an Italian erection, which ever lapses first.Depending on how the "erections" go (happening today) I might be coming up by plane or driving a Trabant. LOL.

In any case, I'll be up mid March. Ready an' Willing.

Would be cool to meet some day with the rest of the gang.

Kimino

Bearsk

02-25-13, 17:00

The guy was from Indiana, no need for population control.

I doubt very much that K (or anyone else) will be delayed by an erection, even if they might walk a little slower. As for insensitive, I only suggest you follow the remarkable career of Dr. Earl Butz (former US Secretary of Agriculture-and no I did not make up that name). See the Scandal section here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz

Especially how Butzy then explained that his papal remarks were taken out of context, as they were only part of telling a joke.

Bearsk

02-25-13, 17:00

Good lucks with the erections.

Bring the Trabant was can go for a spin!

Depending on how the "erections" go (happening today) I might be coming up by plane or driving a Trabant. LOL.

In any case, I'll be up mid March. Ready an' Willing.

Would be cool to meet some day with the rest of the gang.

Kimino

Hif84

02-26-13, 21:39

Day 1.

Arrived at Artemis around 1pm. Got my bathrobe, changed, took a shower and headed directly down to the wellness area to just catch my mind that I was finally here again. Well, after about 5 minutes I felt ready to go back up again. Took a walk round the bar. The atmosphere was really slow and most of the people around me was girls. Today was Wednesday, which means lingerie day. That fact contributes to not being that "WTF"-feeling I had when I visited the place for my first time. Now it was like being at the beach or similar.

Well, two girls in a sofa catches my attention and told me to sit down with them. I told them that I must have something to drink first. With that taken care of I sat down to join them. They were both from Hamburg. We did some chit chat and they convinced me to go to a room for some fun. One of the girls was really, I mean REALLY beautiful. Her name was Stella I believe. The other girls name I don't remember though. Stella was 23 years old and her friend the same I think.

We went upstairs and they gave me nice BJ, nothing special but nice anyway. I was the first client for both of them that day so I was told to take it carefully when I entered them in the missionary. Changed girls and position a few times and then they did finish me of with their hands.

The real profit for me was looking at Stella, she is really a blond beauty. Doesn't look like a working girl at all. Almost no make up, no jewelry, just a small tattoo on the neck. Gave them €60 each. However, this was a nice start of the day.

Took something to drink and headed down to the wellness area again. I was hanging out by the pool on the sun chairs when suddenly a girl approaches me from behind and said that she did recognize me. It was Nina. 24/25 from Czech Republic. I had a session with her more than one year ago and she did remember me and where I came from, impressing! I did remember her as well, for sure. Impossible to forget her personality and appearance. If she doesn't like her job she must be the best actress the world has ever known.

Went with her to a room and the service she provides is extraordinary. A real professional.

Gave her €70 and thanked her for the company.

The clock was about 3 pm and I thought I had to take a break, with this pace I was about to be broke faster than calculated. I was planning to stay all night long. So I went back to my hotel and bought a pizza from a take away nearby. Entered Artemis around 7 pm again and now it was a bit more people. Anyway it was kind of slow in the bar area, this was what the girls told me anyway. So I went down to do some sauna and relaxing. There I found a guy from my country so we did a bit of talking and so on, fun to have someone to talk to without thinking of the language. Took a swim in the, now heated, pool where we found a third guy from our country. It was his first time so we did share a bit of info to him and so on.

We did a bit if hang out in the big sofa by the "stairway to heaven" and the guy I met first recommended me to try Lulu. 22 years from Austria, as she was sitting next to me in the sofa at the moment. Headed up to a room with her. She wasn't really my type of girl. Too much tattoos for my taste, I like it naturally. But she was cute anyway. The sex wasn't that good to be honest though, she didn't kiss and was a bit unsure it felt like. Maybe it was just me comparing to Nina.

Anyway, I managed to finish hand gave her €60.

Did a bit questioning to my newly found friends taste a bit but as we all know the taste is different.

Now it was time for some relaxation, eye candy eating in the bar, swimming etc. I wasn't ready for another go in a few hours.

While we were lying down on the sofa next to the stairs the girl with a capital G made her entry. It was Vivi. 28 years from Romania. She did remember me from my last visit and jumped into my arms with a "it's yooouuu!", at first I didn't recognize her because she had a new hair cut and glasses but it took just a few seconds to realize that it was her. It didn't take long time before we were in a room downstairs by the kino.

Started of with some massage that made me totally relaxed. She is a good masseur. I did some massage on her also which she really enjoyed. It lasted about 30 minutes or so, and then she begun to blow me. Amazing girl. She told me that she thinks she is too chubby but I told her that that's just nonsense. Just like a GF, LOL.

When the hour had come to an end I asked her if she wanted another one, she was so glad that I wanted that! We rolled around in bed and kissed and cuddled like almost a newly married couple, it was just great. To be honest I have never had that great sex before in my life. It was just epic.

After I finished in her we were both exhausted and we did just lay down and hug each other for a while. Then we went to the corner by the bar downstairs and had something to drink while just hanging out and talk. She is everything a girl should be in my book. Well spent €240!

Took a few hours of and just slipped around with one of my countrymen and looked at girls. Totally fine Wednesday entertainment, LOL. I think the clock did pass 3am when I told my friend to go look for Nina if he wanted a real wild ride, I think I even said to him that I did promise to stand for his expenses if he wasn't satisfied. We found her, and off he went! I told Nina later that I wanted percentage on her new costumers going through me, she just laughed.

While in the bar I heard someone talk to a bit older woman called Ella, and a bell rang in my head that if I wasn't wrong this was a real celebrity at Artemis I had read reports on. She told me she was 30 and from Russia. Russia, okay, I believe her. But 30, I doubt it. BUT, I have been wrong before. Doesn't matter, she was hot anyway and I went to a room with her. I told her that she was number five this day and she told me that she had also been with five guys so she understood that I might wasn't able to finish. But after a really nice BJ and some fucking I came in her and felt like I had been running a marathon.

She was impressed that I came after that many sessions. Gave her €60.

After Ella I went back to my hotel, I don't even remember lying down in bed before I fell asleep.

Day 2.

Met Nina from Czech again and couldn't resist her so I went for a repeat with her for 30 minutes. €60.

Then I had some dinner and before I went to catch my flight I had a final session to make. I did look for Vivi but she was nowhere to be found. Sat in a sofa in the upper bar and was looking out on everyone and thought I had to go with the most beautiful girl in my field of view. I had already had a super GFE so now I was going for a good "optic fuck" or what you pros call it.

It fell on Stella from day 1 again. She was willing to go for an hour! Stella isn't a kisser but her looks compensates for that. I asked her if she could give me some massage and yes, she could. She told me that she did enjoy an hour more when there's some time to relax and talk and not just in, BJ, fuck, out. I agree. We had some nice sex in before I came in her with my last powers. Gave her €120.

My dick did almost hurt a bit after 7 girls in two days, but in a good way.

Went to the airport. Fell asleep directly after take of and woke up on touch down, perfect!

Mab19

02-27-13, 08:41

Does anybody know if, Brigitta a Hungarian girl with blond hair killer body with tattoo on the arm and one on the back with the symbol Bentley, is in the house?

Thanks

Mab19

02-27-13, 08:52

Does anybody know if, Brigitta a Hungarian girl with blond hair killer body, with tattoo on the arm and one on the back with the symbol Bentley, is in the house?

Thanks

Kimino

02-27-13, 13:54

Lulu. 22 years from Austria, as she was sitting next to me in the sofa at the moment. Headed up to a room with her. She wasn't really my type of girl. Too much tattoos for my taste, I like it naturally. But she was cute anyway. The sex wasn't that good to be honest though, she didn't kiss and was a bit unsure it felt like. Maybe it was just me comparing to Nina.Ciao Hif84, thanks for the report.

No, it's not just you. I have the same exact feeling about Lulu (and read reports from others saying the same) , a mediocre fuck. In my case, she matches quite well my tastes (just the shape of the ass could be better) , but her face and tatoos really turn me on. Still, gave her enough tryes and didn't like too much her insitence to repeat last time.

My2cents.

Kimino

Mab19

02-27-13, 16:26

Anybody knows if Brigitta a girl from Hungary, blonde, killer body, tattoo on the arm and one on the back whith symbol Bentley, is in the house?

Thanks

SuppenHuhn

02-27-13, 16:41

While in the bar I heard someone talk to a bit older woman called Ella, and a bell rang in my head that if I wasn't wrong this was a real celebrity at Artemis I had read reports on. She told me she was 30 and from Russia. Russia, okay, I believe her. But 30, I doubt it. BUT, I have been wrong before. Doesn't matter, she was hot anyway and I went to a room with her. I told her that she was number five this day and she told me that she had also been with five guys so she understood that I might wasn't able to finish. But after a really nice BJ and some fucking I came in her and felt like I had been running a marathon.If Ella is 30 years old I'm 25! LOL.

I think Ella is one of the oldest women in the club or maybe the oldest one except for Edda in the kitchen.) Some rumours say about 45. Not Edda but Ella.)

But very nice report which I can understand in the main parts.

Some other frequent people in this thread speak so excellent English that I can' follow.

Hessen Bub

02-27-13, 17:20

Ella. 2004 (when I last saw her at Oase) she must have been close to 40.

HB

Rocketboy0

02-27-13, 21:20

Does anybody know if, Brigitta a Hungarian girl with blond hair killer body, with tattoo on the arm and one on the back with the symbol Bentley, is in the house?ThanksYes, I know.

She is (or at least has been for many weeks).

MrCampo

03-02-13, 20:11

Is she still here working? She is one of the best.

Angus Magee

03-02-13, 21:23

Is she still here working? She is one of the best.She was there last Friday. Usually takes Monday off I think.

AM

MrCampo

03-05-13, 20:37

Thanks, Angus! She was relaxing, I was told. BTW. Saw you sitting there in the lounge the other day.

The quality was pretty good. Avoid the Turkish one, as the does not deliver what she promises. The Rumanians did an excellent job.

She was there last Friday. Usually takes Monday off I think.

AM

West K

03-08-13, 03:58

Angus Magee

03-08-13, 20:11

I just checked out your website and thank you very much for uploading photos of new wing.

I fly into Berlin twice a year, each time I stay 12 days and goto Artemis everyday (Yes it get harder after 5th dayLOL) , so for guy like me who love Artemis, but live in abroad, it is very nice for someone to upload the picture of new wing!

It looks pretty amazing and I hope there will be outside where we can have session with girls!

Many thanks!You are welcome. Keep in mind that those were taken just before the grand opening last September at the annual anniversary party. Right after it closed for the winter and for more work. So once the sun shines and the ladies start to populate the terrace (one hopes) it should look even better, but no photos of that I am afraid. One aspect of the patio one has to wonder about is the passage of trains arriving in and leaving Berlin. Those passengers on the right side of the train should have a nice view of all the goings on unless the trees and bushed grow high enough.

AM

West K

03-08-13, 22:46

You are welcome. Keep in mind that those were taken just before the grand opening last September at the annual anniversary party. Right after it closed for the winter and for more work. So once the sun shines and the ladies start to populate the terrace (one hopes) it should look even better, but no photos of that I am afraid. One aspect of the patio one has to wonder about is the passage of trains arriving in and leaving Berlin. Those passengers on the right side of the train should have a nice view of all the goings on unless the trees and bushed grow high enough.

AMHaha, yeah, but the train view to the terrace should be fixed with wall or something. Personally, I do not mind, as I am visitor from abroad, BUT Berlin based guys should watch out if they have family or girlfriend on the train.) I mean I doubt that they can see, but you know it is possibility.) Also German authority may not allow that they can see FKK from moving train.

The construction is taking long time to complete isn`t it? I mean 4years almost right. Well I will be back in Artemis in September and I hope it will be done then. I was surprised at first to know they are building the outside pool, as with Berlin weather, it could only be used from mid June till mid September. For us it is worth it, but they can always heat up the pool for winter time, like Japanese Hot spring bath, but they may not as it will be pricey to heat it up in harsh Berlin weather. Anyways, I hope there will be nice outside sex space as I do love outside session like you can do in Oase and some other FKK etc.