FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Dick Travel]

Rekarn,

Thankyou for the absolutley monster report and going to the trouble of doing it in an internet cafe so soon. I've been there and done that in a noisy internet gamers cafe in Moscow on a keyboard with odd layout etc ! I know many isg readers feed their addiction withdrawal symptoms between visits by reading reports like this, so thanks.
I especially like reading of first time FKKers first step into the hobby, you are changed forever my friend, welcome aboard.

Just a couple of comments.

It may be an internet cafe thing, but a few more line breaks and paragraph breaks would help readers on such a long detailed report, but I am being picky !

Also, you may get some comments on your tipping. The general concensus is don't! The reason being it could lead to tipping being expected and eventually poorer service will be provided to regulars who dont tip. If we all end up tipping general prices effectively increase. "Good" service should be expected for standard prices.
So, how to reward an above "good" service, eg a GFE or a girl working extra hard for you (as your last girl) ?... simple, repeat next visit, or go for a CIM finish or other extra to boost their earnings/time rate. This sounds hard nosed, especially when one is full of happy chemicals after a GFE session with connections etc, but remember it's only a game and a business to them. Also, if mongering with company, you could introduce/reccomend them, the girls will appreciate this. I note you extended to an hour each time anyway, which they love, they would have probably spent the 30 mins hunting otherwise.

Top report though, sounds like your radar works and you treated the girls well. Welcome to our world and much more fun to come.

Thanks

DT

[Dabbler72]

Ok gentlemen, I promised a report and here it is!

I'm still in Berlin. Right now in an Internet cafe on some street called Liebknechtstrasse (I think). And I'm staying for another 5 days, so more reports might follow.Nice report, I enjoyed it! A little long but worth the read.

I will be in Berlin this weekend and would enjoy some company in between sessions. Will arrive late on Friday, should be at Artemis between 11pm (23:00) and midnight. On Saturday, I will also be there, probably early and then leave to come back later. On Sunday, I might take a trip to Kamilla Dee.

So hope to see you and other ISG members there.

I am 36 years old (might look a bit younger), normal height (181 cm or 6 feet),
pale skin, not muscular, blonde short hair and blue eyes.

I have visited Artemis on 2 trips before (4 days) and also been to Oase and Palace once each. So I have a little FKK experience!

This being my first post here, I would like to say this:

Sorry to all for not writing any reports from earlier trips, but I will have to make one this time. Thanks to everyone who has provided me with directions and other tips earlier. Your efforts are appreciated :-)

[Henio]

<snip>Then I proceed down to the reception to turn in the key and the other thing, but forgetting to fetch my wallet. Fortunately enough, the woman asked me if I had cleared my safebox and the fact that I hadn't totally caught me off-guard.<snip> Quite common for guys to forget the stuff in the little lockers. I always put my car keys in there so I can't go far. If you are not driving, put one of your socks in there and you should notice you are missing something when walking out.

[Member #4285]

I took a seat in a sofa behind him and had a SnusNice to see a Swedish in here \o/

Great report, but as Dick says: "It may be an internet cafe thing, but a few more line breaks and paragraph breaks would help readers on such a long detailed report, but I am being picky!"

Anyway, it sounds you had a great time. Im trying to convince som friends to go in late feb. But I'll go by my self anyway if they dont =)

[Member #4285]

She jerks me off for a while and I then tell her to "suck it". This made her almost lose it and says "Don't tell me what to do! I know what to do! Or maybe you want to finish yourself and I call security? ! "I forgot to qoute this thing. Call security? What the hell would she say to them? She sounds really annoying. She was probably worried to NOT get the extra 50 for CIM.

Btw, this CIM thing, for me CIM is when the girl have her mouth "closed" and still giving a BJ when i finnish. Wich way is the more common for this 50 euro extra in FKK clubs?

[Mr Styles]

Hi,

Thanks so much for the infor. I see that there is a Messe on the 17th

http://www1.messe-berlin.de/vip8_1/website/Internet/Internet/www.messe-berlin/englisch/index.html

Or is this the wrong place to look? I dont want to be there if it is chokefull of men!


While no expert of the rhythms of the club I would guess that the later you left it in the month the better. I also ended up at Artemis this past Saturday evening after deciding last minute to go. There was definitely a significant shortage of women. For me it did not matter as I went hoping to meet up with a particular girl and quickly found her sitting alone at the down stairs bar right after I had finished a round of sauna and soak. We chatted for a while and then it was upstairs for an hour long session-which was great BTW.

I stayed a while after just to watch and there were lots of guys milling around the stairs as Dick1 mentions.

That being said, there were still plenty of girls to be had. You just had to be quick and not dither too much. There were girls hanging at the bar and I was approached by a number of girls. They were still looking for business in other words.

I think that one of the downsides of an FKK like Artemis is that one gets used to so much choice. It is pretty easy to start to get into a cycle where one is certain that "the next one I meet will be better, more gorgeous, better tits, etc.. You can go on like this all night and miss a perfectly acceptable experience.

Myself, I am thinking of another visit in two week on the 17th.

I'm hooked, I might as well admit it...

[Toscana]

Thanks for the report. You seem to have had a good time, unsurprisingly.

Yes, Bianca is one of the girls who works the room very hard, and can be annoyingly persistent. And it doesn't seem that she offers that great service either. She went straight to the CBJ, so she sounds like one of those who do not offer BBBJ at Artemis. But she's a great looker, I agree.

Ella and her silis have been around for ages. With her attitude she is really a good choice for a new guy to the club. It's a real pity you didn't eventually go for Miriam. She would be even better. Top performer. Don't miss her again if you go back.

And, yes, follow Dick Travel's advice on the tipping. The charge is already EUR 10 higher than in most German clubs, and we should not spoil it for our local hosts. They do not want us to spoil their patch, and they go more often than we do. Except Angus. Remember also, Germany is not a culture where tipping plays a big role.

[Angus Magee]

Ok gentlemen, I promised a report and here it is!

I'm still in Berlin. Right now in an Internet cafe on some street called Liebknechtstrasse (I think). And I'm staying for another 5 days, so more reports might follow.



Great report Rekarn. Thanks for making the effort to write in such detail your experiences.

I would also suggest paragraphs as one does tend to get lost in the middle of such great big blocks of text.

As for Bianca/shark question. Sounds to me that she is not really what I myself would term a shark. As with the aquatic variety of shark, when bitten by an FKK shark there is no question in your mind as to the sharky-ness of the experience. Sounds like she was just a bit of a lackluster performer. Perhaps the chemistry was just not quite right.

I hope the rest of your stay is enjoyable and that you get back to Artemis soon (or else where) and keep up the good reports.

[Angus Magee]

Hi,

Thanks so much for the infor. I see that there is a Messe on the 17th

http://www1.messe-berlin.de/vip8_1/website/Internet/Internet/www.messe-berlin/englisch/index.html

Or is this the wrong place to look? I dont want to be there if it is chokefull of men!

That is the right place to look but one never really knows what the ratio of men/women will be until one arrives and pays the fee. If there is an event on that does mean lots of men. But the women also know this and so may also turn out in larger numbers on that evening. Personally I have generally had a better time when the place is busy as the women are more relaxed and the girls who really work the room are occupied.

I am still a bit undecided about the 17th. I have to wait and see how work goes next week but will keep you posted.

AM

[Angus Magee]

Last time I was at Artemis, after I had had my session with my current favorite, I was having a bite in the eating area when she also came in for a snack. Seeing me she asked if the chair next to me was free (it was) and we sat together while eating.

We had been chatting about some mutual interests just after the session and she had recommended a web address to me that I knew I would have trouble remembering but wanted to visit. I asked her now if she had a pen so that I could write down the address. She told me no and that the girls were not allowed to carry pens and that if seen writing something down the management would think that we were exchanging phone info and this is not allowed.

So my question; is this in fact true? I was kind of hoping after the next session to ask her for a cell number so that I could sms in future to make sure that she is working on a night I am thinking of visiting. It would be nice to have this info before shelling out the 80€ entrance fee.This has already happened once to me.

Another question; do the girls generally welcome such loyalties? Old Angus is just a little bit stuck on this girl....

Thanks

AM

[Frenchieboy]

We had been chatting about some mutual interests just after the session and she had recommended a web address to me that I knew I would have trouble remembering but wanted to visit. I asked her now if she had a pen so that I could write down the address. She told me no and that the girls were not allowed to carry pens and that if seen writing something down the management would think that we were exchanging phone info and this is not allowed.

So my question; is this in fact true? I was kind of hoping after the next session to ask her for a cell number so that I could sms in future to make sure that she is working on a night I am thinking of visiting. It would be nice to have this info before shelling out the 80€ entrance fee.This has already happened once to me.

Another question; do the girls generally welcome such loyalties? Old Angus is just a little bit stuck on this girl.

Thanks

AM[/QUOTE]Angus

I was in Artemis (about 2 month ago) and one of the girl wants to give me her email adress, so I asked at the bar, a girl gave me a pen and it was possible to write her email on a paper, nobody told me anything and I am sure that if I have written her phone number it will be the same; Maybe I was lucky don't know Just one thing I have written 2 email to this girl and never she never answers me ha ha ha.

[Fichetta]

That is the right place to look but one never really knows what the ratio of men/women will be until one arrives and pays the fee. If there is an event on that does mean lots of men. But the women also know this and so may also turn out in larger numbers on that evening. Personally I have generally had a better time when the place is busy as the women are more relaxed and the girls who really work the room are occupied.

I am still a bit undecided about the 17th. I have to wait and see how work goes next week but will keep you posted.

AMAngus. I will come on Saturday 17th.come on.come with us!

I hope will be a good evening/night because I can't come for next moth.

I hope will be a lot of girls!

And. One quiestion to Angus. I never have problem of free room in an FKK. If will be on 17th what I can do? Can we enjoy with the girl everywhere or I must wait with her in front of the room door? Please let me know how works in this situation because I always find free rooms!

And. We see on 17th at the Artemis!

Fichetta

[Iseeu]

Last time I was at Artemis, after I had had my session with my current favorite, I was having a bite in the eating area when she also came in for a snack. Seeing me she asked if the chair next to me was free (it was) and we sat together while eating.

We had been chatting about some mutual interests just after the session and she had recommended a web address to me that I knew I would have trouble remembering but wanted to visit. I asked her now if she had a pen so that I could write down the address. She told me no and that the girls were not allowed to carry pens and that if seen writing something down the management would think that we were exchanging phone info and this is not allowed.

So my question; is this in fact true? I was kind of hoping after the next session to ask her for a cell number so that I could sms in future to make sure that she is working on a night I am thinking of visiting. It would be nice to have this info before shelling out the 80€ entrance fee.This has already happened once to me.

Another question; do the girls generally welcome such loyalties? Old Angus is just a little bit stuck on this girl....

Thanks dhi

AM
So, Angus has found his puppy, I'm happy for you, man.

Many of the clubs do frown on out of the club contact since they're afraid that it will lead to out of the club paid sessions. Many of the girls are also hesitant in giving their personal data for understandable reasons. That said, if your loyalty is known to her and she feels it and is also interested in maintaining that status, she'll find a way to get you her number, like writing it down on a piece of paper in the toilet or locker room and handing it to you on the sly.

[Rainmadra]

Making my debut this sat in Artemis.

I don't think I'll sleep with the pre match excitement! I'm in sunday also,so hope to see some of you there.

[Basketcase]

So my question; is this in fact true? I was kind of hoping after the next session to ask her for a cell number so that I could sms in future to make sure that she is working on a night I am thinking of visiting. It would be nice to have this info before shelling out the 80€ entrance fee.This has already happened once to me.

Another question; do the girls generally welcome such loyalties? Old Angus is just a little bit stuck on this girl....

Hi Angus Magee,

I am not close to your situation but in my experience my favoured girls are very happy to give me their handy numbers or email addresses. I prefer the handy number as that gives more instant response from girls.

Yes, even in my forway at Artemis I have been given girls' handy numbers - we did it at the valuable lockers where my handy was being stored and when we were paying up or in the room as I had my handy in my robe pocket.

It is always nice knowing when a girl is working before commiting to that hefty entritt fee. Especially as I am a foreigner coming from inclement shores.

Londonbasketcase

[Jensvalt]

Making my debut this sat in Artemis.

I don't think I'll sleep with the pre match excitement! I'm in sunday also,so hope to see some of you there.Hi!

I will be at Artemis sunday evening (probably late) and throughout Monday. Would be nice to meet anyone from the forum for some mutual exploration of Berlin.

Jens

[Angus Magee]

I guess it is quite possible that I misunderstood the girl. My German does not always pass the test of complex communication. I guess my puzzlement stems from the fact that I was asking to write down a web address, or rather a name so that I could google the web address and thus I was not even asking for her handi number. Were is asking her number and she said this I would a say that she was saying no without having to actually say no.

I will ask directly next time. In the room away from prying eyes...

[Angus Magee]

So, Angus has found his puppy, I'm happy for you, man.

Many of the clubs do frown on out of the club contact since they're afraid that it will lead to out of the club paid sessions. Many of the girls are also hesitant in giving their personal data for understandable reasons. That said, if your loyalty is known to her and she feels it and is also interested in maintaining that status, she'll find a way to get you her number, like writing it down on a piece of paper in the toilet or locker room and handing it to you on the sly.

Well I would not go so far as to say Angus is IN LOVE. Perhaps that he has formed a strong attachment. And I am not entirely happy about it as I have been down this road before, more than once, and it has always ended badly.

I keep asking myself, don't I go to these places to avoid such attachment?

[Angus Magee]

It looks like there may just be a few ISGers there next week. We will have to figure out a way of meeting up. Perhaps down in the sauna area bar at 7:00 p.m.?

[Angus Magee]

Angus. I will come on Saturday 17th.come on.come with us!

I hope will be a good evening/night because I can't come for next moth.

I hope will be a lot of girls!

And. One quiestion to Angus. I never have problem of free room in an FKK. If will be on 17th what I can do? Can we enjoy with the girl everywhere or I must wait with her in front of the room door? Please let me know how works in this situation because I always find free rooms!

And. We see on 17th at the Artemis!

Fichetta

In my experience it does get a bit busy later on Saturday night and often there is a room wait. However there are some alternatives.

You can always use the open kinos to have sex and no one minds at all. Though perhaps not all girls would be into this. You would have to ask the girl.

There is a downstairs kino to with a couple of semi private (they are rooms but with open ceilings and curtains for doors so they can be noisy and you will be heard by those in the kino) rooms. But I have also had to wait for one of these rooms as there are only two.

Another option is the beds in the main bar. They are equipped with curtains that can be pulled providing privacy at least from prying eyes. Though again they will be noisy as you are right there in the middle of all the main bar action.

In my experience, the wait for the room with a girl, if you have chosen wisely, can be put to very good use. You can always have a bit of a snog while waiting and get to know the girl a bit better.

Though one of my most awkward experiences so far at Artemis was with a girl that I had chosen purely on visual appeal. We had a 5 minute wait for an upstairs room. She was not really very cuddly and shall we say that the conversation was stilted. The girl was completely humorless as far as I could tell.

Though once in the room the ice thawed somewhat and she was actually laughing towards the end of the session during the clean up. I guess I just love a challenge.

[Fichetta]

In my experience it does get a bit busy later on Saturday night and often there is a room wait. However there are some alternatives.

You can always use the open kinos to have sex and no one minds at all. Though perhaps not all girls would be into this. You would have to ask the girl.

There is a downstairs kino to with a couple of semi private (they are rooms but with open ceilings and curtains for doors so they can be noisy and you will be heard by those in the kino) rooms. But I have also had to wait for one of these rooms as there are only two.

Another option is the beds in the main bar. They are equipped with curtains that can be pulled providing privacy at least from prying eyes. Though again they will be noisy as you are right there in the middle of all the main bar action.

In my experience, the wait for the room with a girl, if you have chosen wisely, can be put to very good use. You can always have a bit of a snog while waiting and get to know the girl a bit better.

Though one of my most awkward experiences so far at Artemis was with a girl that I had chosen purely on visual appeal. We had a 5 minute wait for an upstairs room. She was not really very cuddly and shall we say that the conversation was stilted. The girl was completely humorless as far as I could tell.

Though once in the room the ice thawed somewhat and she was actually laughing towards the end of the session during the clean up. I guess I just love a challenge. Hi Angus!

. Thanks for the answear. You are right. There are very different way to spend time with girl if all rooms are busy!

Another things. And I think that this is important for all ISG user: if you spend a Saturday night in a FKK club you know that there are a lot gilrs and a lot of boy and of course there are a a lot of fluid exchange! So (as I think you know! ) there are a lot of chance to have some health problems (like some infection! ). So my question is this:

I want to chose 3 or 4 girls in my Saturday night but not with all I want to have uncovered BJ to reduce the risk of health problems.

Is a problem to ask the girls to have cover BJ instead of uncovered?

Is usual to ask this to a girl (in a FKK! ) or the girl can easly see you in a different way (like to say "this is not normal and may can have some health problems! ").

I hope you understand my situation because I don't want to come back with a sort of present!

Another thing. I will be at Artemis later than 7 pm of 17th January. Can we meet with all ISG user at the sauna area at 10 pm. Is too late?

Thank so much Angus. In anyhow we see Saturday night at Artemis. How I can recognize you?

Fichetta

[Angus Magee]

Hi Angus!

. Thanks for the answear. You are right. There are very different way to spend time with girl if all rooms are busy!

Another things. And I think that this is important for all ISG user: if you spend a Saturday night in a FKK club you know that there are a lot gilrs and a lot of boy and of course there are a a lot of fluid exchange! So (as I think you know! ) there are a lot of chance to have some health problems (like some infection! ). So my question is this:

I want to chose 3 or 4 girls in my Saturday night but not with all I want to have uncovered BJ to reduce the risk of health problems.

Is a problem to ask the girls to have cover BJ instead of uncovered?

Is usual to ask this to a girl (in a FKK! ) or the girl can easly see you in a different way (like to say "this is not normal and may can have some health problems! ").

I hope you understand my situation because I don't want to come back with a sort of present!

Another thing. I will be at Artemis later than 7 pm of 17th January. Can we meet with all ISG user at the sauna area at 10 pm. Is too late?

Thank so much Angus. In anyhow we see Saturday night at Artemis. How I can recognize you?

Fichetta

My feeling is that if you want a girl to use a condom for bj just ask her to do so. No need to go into explanations as to why you want it that way. I doubt any would say no or turn you down. They would just assume, rightly, that you are concerned about health matters.

As to how we meet up. I'll get back on that one. But yes, a later meeting would also work and in fact could be better.

[Fichetta]

My feeling is that if you want a girl to use a condom for bj just ask her to do so. No need to go into explanations as to why you want it that way. I doubt any would say no or turn you down. They would just assume, rightly, that you are concerned about health matters.

As to how we meet up. I'll get back on that one. But yes, a later meeting would also work and in fact could be better.Thank Angus. I know that all girls have nothing to say if I ask "all covered" but I don't know if this "rule" is valid also in an fkk that mean "culture of free body". So. "covered" is not equal than "free"! Maybe I say a stupid think but I want to ask you to don't have problems with girls. Understand? !

And about the ISG meeting on sauna area:

To all ISG: we meet at artemis on Saturday 17th January on sauna area at 22. 00 or some later!

And Angus. Take with you a small flag with write "ISG". I'm joiking of course!

Fichetta

[Masayama]

My feeling is that if you want a girl to use a condom for bj just ask her to do so. No need to go into explanations as to why you want it that way. ...If she asks why, just tell her you've got the clap.

[JustGotBack]

I'm heading from Prague to Stockholm. Is Artemis worth a slight detour to Berlin for? Artemis would be the only reason I would make the sidetrip. I was at the Hessen FKKs about 2 weeks back. How does it compare to them?

[Angus Magee]

I'm heading from Prague to Stockholm. Is Artemis worth a slight detour to Berlin for? Artemis would be the only reason I would make the sidetrip. I was at the Hessen FKKs about 2 weeks back. How does it compare to them?


Hard to say if it is "worth" it. I can not comment on any comparison to Hessen FKK as I have never been there. I guess I'll just put the question to you-How much do you value a room full of top shelf pussy?

[Angus Magee]

Thank Angus. I know that all girls have nothing to say if I ask "all covered" but I don't know if this "rule" is valid also in an fkk that mean "culture of free body". So. "covered" is not equal than "free"! Maybe I say a stupid think but I want to ask you to don't have problems with girls. Understand? !

And about the ISG meeting on sauna area:

To all ISG: we meet at artemis on Saturday 17th January on sauna area at 22. 00 or some later!

And Angus. Take with you a small flag with write "ISG". I'm joiking of course!

Fichetta

Hi,

No worries about asking questions. But I have to comment that I think that you think too much about these things. Just show up, have fun and respect your own limits, i.e. keep it covered for the bj & otherwise.

I am 100% certain that you will not be the first man to ask for cbj at Artemis. I would hope that any man with a wife or GF at home who is not aware of the man's extra curricular activities would do the same. While the risk of catching anything too, too bad from bbbj is not great, there is a risk involved and to bring that home to an unknowing partner would be unpleasant for all involved.

Better safe than sorry.

[Concan]

What does GFE mean?

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[Concan]

Being a foreigner, do I need to bring my passport with me to Artemis or can I leave it at the hotel?

What, besides cash, do I need to take with me to Artemis?

I'm planning to go to Artemis on a tuesday, what time do you recommend to get there?

Regards

[Jackyo]

Being a foreigner, do I need to bring my passport with me to Artemis or can I leave it at the hotel?

What, besides cash, do I need to take with me to Artemis?

I'm planning to go to Artemis on a tuesday, what time do you recommend to get there?

Regards
If there is a Razzia or a police raid, you will need to show a passport. You cannot go running around the country without an ID. They will ask for similar documentation if you are stopped driving a car or in the subway or walking down a street.

I've never stopped in Germany (No, wait. I was stopped once leaving GT behind the wheel of a car - it was an alcohol check) but the police have the right to accost you anywhere, anytime in France and demand to see an ID. Its done very often in the Paris subway.

They also had a requirement that you have a minimum amount of money on you (I can't remember correctly any more it was something like 50 Francs - this was way before they introduced the Euro).

This isn't the US and they have the right to do so.

I'm sure that if you were arrested they won't be reading your Miranda rights either: "You have the right to remain silent... "

Besides cash bring a healthy libido.

I will leave it to someone else to answer your third question.

What else do you want to know?

[Angus Magee]

What does GFE mean?

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GFE =Girl Friend Experience. However, what makes up a GFE is personal to each monger.

For me it has to do with the rapport I share with a girl. That is if the experience goes a bit deeper than the normal experience with a paid companion. It is more of a feeling I get when with a girl than a grocery list of acts she performs on me.

For me they are rare and sometime a bit confusing...

[Angus Magee]

Being a foreigner, do I need to bring my passport with me to Artemis or can I leave it at the hotel?

What, besides cash, do I need to take with me to Artemis?

I'm planning to go to Artemis on a tuesday, what time do you recommend to get there?

Regards


That depends upon what you want from the evening. If you want plenty of sauna time arrive a bit early (16:00?) and use the facilities.

If it is more of just a sex related visit I thing 19:00 is a pretty good time to arrive. The evening shift has arrived and settled in.

A much more pertinent question might be what time to leave. I have had the feeling of being "stuck" at Artemis on more than one occasion, knowing I should leave but seemingly unable to go. It sort of reminded me of that line from The Eagles "Hotel California"-
'You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

[Angus Magee]

If there is a Razzia or a police raid, you will need to show a passport. You cannot go running around the country without an ID. They will ask for similar documentation if you are stopped driving a car or in the subway or walking down a street.


Yikes-better start carrying some ID Angus!

[Concan]

If there is a Razzia or a police raid, you will need to show a passport. You cannot go running around the country without an ID. They will ask for similar documentation if you are stopped driving a car or in the subway or walking down a street.

I've never stopped in Germany (No, wait. I was stopped once leaving GT behind the wheel of a car - it was an alcohol check) but the police have the right to accost you anywhere, anytime in France and demand to see an ID. Its done very often in the Paris subway.

They also had a requirement that you have a minimum amount of money on you (I can't remember correctly any more it was something like 50 Francs - this was way before they introduced the Euro).

This isn't the US and they have the right to do so.

I'm sure that if you were arrested they won't be reading your Miranda rights either: "You have the right to remain silent... "

Besides cash bring a healthy libido.

I will leave it to someone else to answer your third question.

What else do you want to know?Ok, thanks!

It's just that I'm a little bit worried to leave my passport in a box at Artemis, since I need it to get home again. I'm from Sweden BTW. I would feel more comfortable having my passport, flight tickets and credit cards in a safe at the hotel and only bring cash to Artemis.

Do you think an ID / Driver license is good enough if there is a razzia? (Does that happen often?)

[Concan]

That depends upon what you want from the evening. If you want plenty of sauna time arrive a bit early (16:00?) and use the facilities.

If it is more of just a sex related visit I thing 19:00 is a pretty good time to arrive. The evening shift has arrived and settled in.

A much more pertinent question might be what time to leave. I have had the feeling of being "stuck" at Artemis on more than one occasion, knowing I should leave but seemingly unable to go. It sort of reminded me of that line from The Eagles "Hotel California"-
'You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave!'You´re a funny guy Angus.

So the evening shift starts at 18:00? Do all the girls work on a schedule? I ask because I want to know what time there usually is a good selection of girls and not too many guys but I guess that is hard to tell?

Thanks

[Angus Magee]

Ok, thanks!

It's just that I'm a little bit worried to leave my passport in a box at Artemis, since I need it to get home again. I'm from Sweden BTW. I would feel more comfortable having my passport, flight tickets and credit cards in a safe at the hotel and only bring cash to Artemis.

Do you think an ID / Driver license is good enough if there is a razzia? (Does that happen often?)

Artemis is a legal business. The chances of there being a police raid are about as close to zero as possible. I would guess that unless they were dealing dope out the back door there will be no raids. Oh and I guess that there could be the question of illegal girls working but we are really stretching it here.

As for the safety of the lock boxes-well lets just say that there are probably thousands of euros of cash stored in those boxes at any given moment that Artemis is open. Unless you yourself are careless with your own key anything in that box is almost as safe as back in the hotel.

All that being said-my own feeling is that any piece of picture ID would do to carry for the highly, highly unlikely event of a raid.

[Angus Magee]

You´re a funny guy Angus.

So the evening shift starts at 18:00? Do all the girls work on a schedule? I ask because I want to know what time there usually is a good selection of girls and not too many guys but I guess that is hard to tell?

Thanks

As I understand it the girls show up at the club just like the men, pay their entrance fee and get to work. So I am guessing that they can show up anytime.

From my observation though lots of girls seem to arrive around 18:00 and are out in force by 19:00. But there always seems to be girls there.

And yes, the girl/guy ratio is always a bit hard to predict. But don't worry, there almost always seems to be enough girls. It is their job to know when to be there. Like a taxi driver knows what time the show ends at the theater.

[Dedalus]

Artemis is a legal business. The chances of there being a police raid are about as close to zero as possible. I would guess that unless they were dealing dope out the back door there will be no raids. Oh and I guess that there could be the question of illegal girls working but we are really stretching it here.

As for the safety of the lock boxes-well lets just say that there are probably thousands of euros of cash stored in those boxes at any given moment that Artemis is open. Unless you yourself are careless with your own key anything in that box is almost as safe as back in the hotel.

All that being said-my own feeling is that any piece of picture ID would do to carry for the highly, highly unlikely event of a raid.

Hey Angus (our man in B-Town),

Not sure how often Artemis has to deal with a "Razzia" but legal business or not, this is something that ever FKK in Germany has to expect from time to time. It really is usually not that big a deal, but having either your passport or some type of accepted ID just in case is a good idea.

I've posted about this topic before, but it is worth repeating. I've been in different clubs during various raids. Most were simply routine and a few were close to scary (Oase, a few years back). The first one I was ever at happened at Babylon. They kept all the guys in one area and the girls in another. All of the guys had their identification documents looked at very carefully and even photographed. One dude had to leave with the police because he had no ID on him. He was probably OK, but the cops were serious about their control that day.

Here's the point: If you have acceptable identification when a raid occurs (and you are not a wanted man), then a Razzia may be annoying, but it is relatively painless. Carrying one's passport, or European identity card into a club is a sensible way to avoid possible inconveniences that the German Kripo can cause a Gent if they decide to.

Artemis is a safe club and a guy's passport and wallet are going to be fine in those tiny lockers.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Henio]

As I understand it the girls show up at the club just like the men, pay their entrance fee and get to work. So I am guessing that they can show up anytime.
Usually it is not that simple. There are some rules about arrival and departure times. In most clubs, if a girl is going to work the early shift, she has to arrive before a certain time to be "allowed" to leave on a certain time. if she arrives after that certain time, she is expected to work later, sometimes until club closing. The enforcement is done in such a way that if you do not follow the club rules on it, you cannot expect to be allowed to apply your trade in there. There is also a time limit how late you are allowed to arrive. In one club I remember it to be that if you are not there before 8pm, the girl is not allowed to work that night. The rules are different from club to club, and some girls that are regular and have been working there for years are often given more slack in some clubs, but complete freedom of arrival and departure is usually not the norm.

[Rekarn]

Hello again, gentlemen!

First off, thank you all for the kind words on my first report, I always appreciate feedback!

I'm heading home today and have a flight to catch in a few hours, so I can for now only give you my report on my second day at Artemis.

But first though, a few corrections to my last report:

When you get off the train at Westkreuz, the signs above the stairs aren't yellow at all as I first stated, but the standard dark blue as in all stations.

You get up the stairs and then another set of (smaller) stairs, and you then get to another platform. Look for some stairs that seem to be at the "end" of the platform and walk toward it.

You should now see a sign which says "Ausgang" and something else, get up it and the rest you already know ("tunnel", parking lot, etc.) I'd just like to make this clear so some other ISGer won't be walking around looking for some stairs with a yellow sign hanging above.

And also a general tip for anyone travelling with the local transport in Berlin: as someone else stated, make sure you ALWAYS put your ticket in the little red box OUTSIDE the trains (on the actual platform).

I usually keep an eye on the digital display to see when my train comes and when there's 1-2 mins. Left, I stick my ticket into the box and get it validated. I never got checked once during my trips, but you never know.

The same is true for U-bahn (little red box on the platform itself), but for buses you usually buy a ticket onboard or use the ticket-machine onboard.

OK, so day two wasn't as exciting as the first day, but it was OK anyway. I had spent the day doing some shopping and visiting a few places, so this time I wasn't as early as before.

It was about 2 pm when I walked off the train and stepped out into the freezing cold which would've killed me had I stayed outside for more than 5 mins.

So being confronted with this horrible cold, I stepped up the pace and escaped the cold into the warm surroundings of Artemis.

I came in, was greeted by a new lady this time, who asked me if I was new to the place. "No", I said, and took out my ID card and Visa-card, and again paid with a card.

She put the bracelet on my arm, gave me my key and robe and said welcome. This time I immediately went to the ATM-machine and withdrew 200 Euros (I had about 100 Euros in my wallet), and then proceeded to the safebox and put my wallet in there. Took a quick shower as I had just showered back at the hotel, and then proceeded to the main bar (lounge) where I ordered a drink.

This time I wasn't approached by a single girl during my stay in the bar, which I didn't mind anyway as I wanted to have my drink and relax. I then proceeded downstairs and went to the gym.

Lifted some weights and then proceeded to the wellness bar, where a few gentlemen were sitting.

I then proceeded to the sofa near the door (can't remember what kind of a door, maybe emergency exit) and was soon approached by a fairly decent and "curvy" Eastern European blonde (coloured) girl with big tits. Her name was Isabell or Isabella, IIRC, and she was about 22-23 years old. She sat down beside me (to my right), put her right leg around mine and started touching and stuff.

She started talking to me, asking the basic questions you know ("what's your name", etc). I then asked her some questions, but didn't feel like it was a good converation considering how she responded to my questions (she always seemed to look for an answer that would satisfy me, but for that I guess I can't blame her). Then she started touching little R and although I wasn't really into anything now, he sure was. He went up which made her say something like "oooohhh, he's ready! " Feeling a bit embarrased, considering this was the wellness bar and with gentlemen around me, I tried to hide it and told her to relax and that we'd go later. She said OK. We'd sit there for another few minutes and she'd touch my legs and body in the meantime. I then said "OK, let's go" and she'd pick a room near the bottomlevel kino, one of those rooms which you cannot close but just "hide" in. There I'd lay down on her towel, and she'd kiss my chest and body, but not with such a passion that I would've wanted. Then she'd give me an OK BBBJ all while I was squeezing her wonderful tits and squeezing her ass. I then said I wanted to fuck her and that she should stand in doggy.

She nodded and put on a condom. Then I fucked her hard for a few mins. , fucking her deep and "slamming" my body into hers to get that "clapping"-sound. It was kinda exciting to at the same time know that others had a go in the room next to us (I could hear some moaning from there) and that there were people in the kino, as I heard voices. I'd then move her around to missionary, which was very nice as well. Eventually I felt that little R could use some of her mouth, so I asked her to suck me. She agreed, and took the condom off, wiped the cock clean and then started sucking. However, she'd be interrupted by a SMS during it all and "naturally" she had to reply. This kinda blew it for me as I had to wait for her and I generally felt that doing this during a session was something of a bad manner. Eventually I felt like doing her doggy again and would finish her in this position. She'd then pull out her stupid mobile phone again and read/write a SMS. We then went to the safebox and I paid her her money.

I then immediately told myself as I was entering the shower room that I'd not pick or recommend her again.

OK, so with a shower taken and a drink ordered, I found myself at the chairs near the pool in the wellness area again. Here I'd lie for 30-40 mins. , sometimes going up to order a drink or go to the bathroom.

I watched as some girls entered and then left the wellness area, but never giving them any eye-contact as I had to recover. I saw one girl, a young naturally tanned (by the looks of it) brunette whom I thought was German, but as I would find out a few days later she wasn't.

She was nonetheless beautiful, had a nice squezee-friendly ass, a cute face and a couple of nice tits. I was still recovering however, so I never took the chance to catch her. But I knew she'd be around later as I had seen her there around before.

I was feeling a bit bored and went to the kino nearby, but never sitting down as I didn't want any company just yet. I walked upstairs, checked the main bar and just genereally observed what happened.

Heard how some newbie (heh) was about to get snatched by a girl.

I then proceeded downstairs again and sat at the bar for some 15 mins. , and then again proceeded to the chairs again. I now checked the time and it was surprisingly much; 4 pm. Soon a dark-haired and tanned beauty with a nice ass would walk in and look for customers.

When she turned around, I recognized her face from yesterday as she tried to fish me up near the bottomlevel stairs. Her name was Conchetta (spelling? ) and she was of German-Italian descent. Her face was OK, she did have that "aggressive" look as she would also tell me during the session we were about to have. But we were still talking by my chair near the pool, and she'd also try to talk sexy with me and such to get me. I eventually agreed on going with her, so we went upstairs and she'd pick some nice room. Then she'd tell me to lay down, she'd also do the (what to me seemed standard) kissing of chest and tounge-exchange (but no real DFK), and then moved down to give me a very good BBBJ. During the time, I'd compliment her on her fine and tanned ass and her nice tits, which she seemed to appreciate, but would also point out that she was famous for her BJs and her looks (the "aggressive face").

She then told me I could cum in her mouth and I told her that "We'll see", knowing that I had a session just an hour or two ago and that I can't finish that easy when I already had one.

But she sure did try her best! I then said "I want to fuck you now", and she seemed to get rather disappointed that I hadn't finished yet, but she nonetheless took out a condom and put it on.

We started off missionary. She took my cock and put it in her pussy and told me to go in slowly, which I did. Then I realized just how tight she was compared to the others I've had.

But I didn't mind and gave her all I had. We'd continue for a few mins. And I then told her to move around, so I could do her doggy. This was even better and I felt that a few more mins. Of this and I'd come.

But I didn't "want" to finish just yet, I don't really know why now, but maybe I wanted to get the most out of her. So I then took it easy and told her to suck.

She'd then suck and would go nuts on my cock, unfortunately using a bit of teeth which kinda blew it for me as I all of a sudden felt a bit of pain down there. I didn't know what to say other than telling her to be gentle from now on, which she did. She'd then be gentle for a while and go faster, maybe because she spotted the time and realized they were closing soon.

She really tried everything she could to make me finish, but I could feel that it wasn't gonna happen sometime soon. Soon, someone was knocking on the door and we then knew that our time was up.

I felt a bit sorry for both myself and her, because I didn't get to finish with her and she didn't get to finish with me. I could also see she was a bit disappointed. While still in the room, I told her it was I that was the "problem", not her.

We then proceeded out of the room when she told me that "One more minute, and I would've had you! I swear, one more minute! " I kinda quietly agreed, but knowing that that wasn't the case. If we're talking 15-20 mins. , then maybe yes.

Anyway, I went down and gave her her money, almost ran into the shower and got ready very quickly to leave, as there were almost nobody left.

This time I remembered my wallet and took it out before I returned the key, then stepped outside again into the freezing cold and jumped into one of the cabs there.

Once again, 8-9 Euros for taking me back to my hotel. Got into my room and got ready for the night (morning? ), and then slept for too long the next day.
So, all in all:

Isabell/Isabella
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Age: 22-23
Nationality: Bulgaria
Characteristics: Blonde (coloured), average height, curvy body
GFE: Not really
Repeat: No
Sessions: 1
Additional services taken: None
Cost: 120 Euro

Conchetta
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Age: 24-25?
Nationality: German-Italian
Characteristics: Dark-haired, average height, nice body
GFE: Not really (some tounge-exchange and such, but that was it)
Repeat: Maybe
Sessions: 1
Additional services taken: None
Cost: 120 Euro

All in all
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Entrance fee: 80 Euros (paid with card)
2 sessions, 2 girls: 60 Euros + 60 Euros
Sum: 200 Euros

Worth it all? I could've maybe gotten better sex. I wanted to find Miriam and some other girls I had seen the other day, but I had no luck, and I then let myself get fished up by the "first best girl" instead. But sure, it was worth it.

I'll see if I can remember enough to post more reports when I get home, as I was at Artemis for a total of 4 times and had at least 2 girls / sessions each time. The last time I was there was this Saturday.

Until I get home. Ciao and happy hunting!

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[Toscana]

Dedalus's advice is spot on. Razzias are always a possibility. Basic rule-of-thumb: if it'll get you through immigration at the airport, it'll be OK for a razzia at an FKK. I've not once visited an FKK without my passport.

It should be very safe in the locker.

[Angus Magee]

Dedalus's advice is spot on. Razzias are always a possibility. Basic rule-of-thumb: if it'll get you through immigration at the airport, it'll be OK for a razzia at an FKK. I've not once visited an FKK without my passport.

It should be very safe in the locker.

Well I am certainly grateful that this topic came up. Truth be told it would never have occurred to me to bring my passport on an Artemis visit and I have never heard of a Razzia before.

Just now I am imagining myself, snout deep in some lovelie's pussy and
there is a knock on the door, police bursting in! Not a pretty picture. Hopefully they handle it tactfully;-)

I guess in future I will be taking my pass port on all Artemis, or other FKK, visits.

Live and learn.

[Angus Magee]

She nodded and put on a condom. Then I fucked her hard for a few mins. , fucking her deep and "slamming" my body into hers to get that "clapping"-sound. It was kinda exciting to at the same time know that others had a go in the room next to us (I could hear some moaning from there) and that there were people in the kino, as I heard voices. I'd then move her around to missionary, which was very nice as well. Eventually I felt that little R could use some of her mouth, so I asked her to suck me. She agreed, and took the condom off, wiped the cock clean and then started sucking. However, she'd be interrupted by a SMS during it all and "naturally" she had to reply. This kinda blew it for me as I had to wait for her and I generally felt that doing this during a session was something of a bad manner. Eventually I felt like doing her doggy again and would finish her in this position. She'd then pull out her stupid mobile phone again and read/write a SMS. We then went to the safebox and I paid her her money.


I can not quite believe that a girl would take and then return an sms during a session. Outrageous. Not sure what you could do otherwise but it would certainly [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off.

Though I do remember once in a sex kino (not in an FKK, a normal sex kino) having a young polish girl who answered her phone while I was fucking her doggy. She had a whole conversation (in Polish) while I was doing her. At first I was a bit put out but then I sort of enjoyed it. After I asked who was on the phone.

Her boyfriend, she replied.

Does he know what you do?

Oh no way, she answered.

This was a turn on. Poor guy if indeed he does not know.

Anyway, thanks again for the report. Keep em coming.

[Dick Travel]

Thanks Henio, that's interesting.

I also learnt about start time incentives. I was chatting with a girl once very early in a day, not long after a club had opened. There were maybe 3 men and 12 girls present. (nice!) and hence most of them were sitting about doing nothing.
I asked why she had come in so early when there were so few men, she explained there was a bonus by way of a discount off her entrance fee if she was "ready", eg, dressed (or rather undressed) and out on the floor by a certain time. I assume this would be maybe 30 mins after doors open.
She said the club benefited from knowing they'd have some girls early on, which meant some men would come in early.The girls of course got a discount off entrance fee as an incentive.
I believe I was in FKK World when I was told this, but I'm not certain. This may be the case in other clubs too.


Usually it is not that simple. There are some rules about arrival and departure times. In most clubs, if a girl is going to work the early shift, she has to arrive before a certain time to be "allowed" to leave on a certain time. if she arrives after that certain time, she is expected to work later, sometimes until club closing. The enforcement is done in such a way that if you do not follow the club rules on it, you cannot expect to be allowed to apply your trade in there. There is also a time limit how late you are allowed to arrive. In one club I remember it to be that if you are not there before 8pm, the girl is not allowed to work that night. The rules are different from club to club, and some girls that are regular and have been working there for years are often given more slack in some clubs, but complete freedom of arrival and departure is usually not the norm.

[Ekliges Lauern]

Though I do remember once in a sex kino (not in an FKK, a normal sex kino) having a young polish girl who answered her phone while I was fucking her doggy. She had a whole conversation (in Polish) while I was doing her. At first I was a bit put out but then I sort of enjoyed it. After I asked who was on the phone.

Her boyfriend, she replied.

Does he know what you do?

Oh no way, she answered.

This was a turn on.

Yeah, I would not mind (and would actually enjoy) if a girl answered her phone while I was fucking her doggie in a Kino.

[Jackyo]

I can not quite believe that a girl would take and then return an sms during a session. Outrageous. Not sure what you could do otherwise but it would certainly [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off.

Though I do remember once in a sex kino (not in an FKK, a normal sex kino) having a young polish girl who answered her phone while I was fucking her doggy. She had a whole conversation (in Polish) while I was doing her. At first I was a bit put out but then I sort of enjoyed it. After I asked who was on the phone.

Her boyfriend, she replied.

Does he know what you do?

Oh no way, she answered.

This was a turn on. Poor guy if indeed he does not know.

Anyway, thanks again for the report. Keep em coming.
... where the chick has taken a phone call in mid-session.

Most clubs have strict rules about women bringing phones into the club with them but they continue to do it and they will occasionally check for messages while in the club. Doing it in mid-session is mood killer, fer shure.

I was between this chick's legs once at Cocoon and she was letting out the appropriate sighs and moans when her phone rang. She took the call. I didn't stop what I was doing.

It was quite funny. She was on the phone with her Dutch boyfriend trying to give him coherent answers while trying to suppress her moans.

She finally just let go after she hung up.

I asked the very same question you did: Does he know you do this for a living.

Her answer was: oh, yeah. He sure does but he can't do anything about it because I need to support my family back in Slovakia and this is the best way to do that.

[Concan]

Is it possible to chane money at Artemis? I mean "break" 50-Euros in to 10-Euros or do I have to have 50- and 10-Euro bills with me?

[Member #4285]

Her answer was: oh, yeah. He sure does but he can't do anything about it because I need to support my family back in Slovakia and this is the best way to do that.In some way it could be a turn on, in another a turn off. In your example it sounds like the first one. I hope you gave her all you had when she ended the call!

My first P4P girl was a rip off on the Oranienburger Strasse. A CBJ in the park for 50E. Half way in the BJ (what actually were more a HJ then BJ. She had all her hair in the way so I could not see what she was doing. Her phone rings and she starts talking to someone when she is stroking my dick. Maybe this were just a security thing? Anyway, I was so nervous because its was the first time I have payed for sex and I come a minute later. I think the phonecall helped me a little =)

Next day I visited Artemis. Im glad I did xD

[A Fox]

Ok gentlemen, I promised a report and here it is!

She was Ella, a 27-year old blonde from St. Petersburg, Russia. And she had one of the best asses I saw in the club and certainly one of the best asses I ever saw. I am so glad to know that Ella is still there. Was she wearing stockings?

I saw her on my trip to Berlin in November but could not find her when I was there in December (maybe she had gone home early for Christmas)

She was indeed a very very sexy lady with quite a baby face and certainly gave a top rate GFE

I am back again in February and will certainly look for her again.

[Angus Magee]

Is it possible to chane money at Artemis? I mean "break" 50-Euros in to 10-Euros or do I have to have 50- and 10-Euro bills with me?

Probably possible but better to bring a selection of 50's 10' & 20's.

Personally I always try to arrange exact change when going out mongering. Just makes things easier and more fluid which I always like.

[Member #4285]

Was she wearing stockings?Is stockings more usual at Bordellos than FKK's, because of the sauna/pool thing maybe?

I'm just so into the stockings and high heel thing.

[Toscana]

At a medium/large club like Artemis there are always a few who will wear stockings or fishnets. Of course if you go on dessous day, which is Weds at Artemis, your chances increase accordingly.

Being one who likes to feel the soft delicate weight of smooth, perfect, diamond shaped calves, I admit to spending most of my time trying to get the damned things off. ;-)

[Concan]

Thanks for all the answers so far.

Do all the girls wear high heels?

Are the girls completely naked?

Is the temperature high (like 25 celsius) in the rooms, kinos, bar etc. concidering the girls walking around naked?

Do the girls wear make up, perfume, jewellery etc.?

Is touching the girls pussy with your hands something you have to pay extra for?

Are'nt you guys at least a little bit worried about catching any sexual disease, HIV etc. concidering the girls giving BBBJ to maybe hundreds of guys every week?

Regards

[Lucasur]

Thanks for all the answers so far.

Do all the girls wear high heels?Most but not all


Are the girls completely naked?As above, most but not all. I've seen occasionally one or two wearing panties. Don't know why, I thought it was forbidden.


Is the temperature high (like 25 celsius) in the rooms, kinos, bar etc. concidering the girls walking around naked?Don't know exactly what you mean but the inside temperature is always pretty hot (beware of staff coming from outside and bringing with them the occasional cold external air though); in fact, late in the evening the bar is crowded enough to feel like you are in a mediterranean summer even if is snowing outside...


Do the girls wear make up, perfume, jewellery etc.?If there was a girl without at least one of those things then I didn't see her, so the answer would be yes.


Is touching the girls pussy with your hands something you have to pay extra for?I guess not, or at least I've always done it and no girl as ever asked me for extra. Given that she offers DATY of course.


Are'nt you guys at least a little bit worried about catching any sexual disease, HIV etc. concidering the girls giving BBBJ to maybe hundreds of guys every week?A bit, but life is about taking risks. And anyway chances of contracting sexual disease by receiving oral sex are pretty low

[Fichetta]

Are'nt you guys at least a little bit worried about catching any sexual disease, HIV etc. concidering the girls giving BBBJ to maybe hundreds of guys every week?

RegardsI suggest this. If you want to go with 3 girls (or 4! ), have only one with BBBJ so you reduce a lot the risk of infection. About type of infection typicaly in a FKK you can take easly Gonorrhea but the risk to take HIV is very low but exist. And you must consider that in a busy day with a lot of guy the risk increase a lot! Have care of your health and life and consider to always have safe sex.

Fichetta

[Member #4285]

At a medium/large club like Artemis there are always a few who will wear stockings or fishnets. Of course if you go on dessous day, which is Weds at Artemis, your chances increase accordingly.

Being one who likes to feel the soft delicate weight of smooth, perfect, diamond shaped calves, I admit to spending most of my time trying to get the damned things off. ;-)I have almost convinced a friend to go to Berlin next month. It would really be fun if I succeed. If we go for some days, I'll hope we can be in Berlin on a Wednesday!

Being one who likes to have it in the "sluty" way with fishnet/stockings and high heels on when fucking, I admit to spending most of my time trying to get the damned things on! ;-)

But im not Ortodox, sometimes I like my wimmin as you explained it =P

[Angus Magee]

Is touching the girls pussy with your hands something you have to pay extra for?

Are'nt you guys at least a little bit worried about catching any sexual disease, HIV etc. concidering the girls giving BBBJ to maybe hundreds of guys every week?

Regards



Touching a girls pussy is included in the base price if the girl allows it. Not all do, but I have not come across many who object. Putting your fingers inside the pussy is another matter. I find that quite a number of girls object to this. One reason is health related. If a girl has a number of guys fingering her pussy every night she will often come down with a higher than normal number of bladder infections, simple bacterial infections that are unpleasant and will affect her ability to work.

And some don't like it because many guys are kind of rough when fingering and it is not much fun (I hear) to have a guy rooting around in there like he is looking for a dropped euro.

So if you do have the luck to find a girl who enjoys this form of sex play be gentle.

I also find that if you really, really like to finger a girl that it helps to have available a clean latex glove. This cuts the risk of infection considerably.

As for the risk of STD-I guess we all have our own level of acceptable risk. Some guys swear by bare backing asian hookers (see Asia Rain's posts in the Indonesia & Thai threads) and some want cbj. Ultimately it is up to you and the girl involved, both consenting adults (hopefully) and more or less aware of the risks involved.

I guess that Gonorrhea is a risk but then it's presence is pretty obvious and I doubt that any girl who did contract it would be around spreading it for long. She would have to stop work and take care of it. Maybe you could go with a girl who had just sucked off a guy with gonorrhea and contract it that way but as I said, we all have our levels of risk we will accept.

Genital Warts (HPV) are a much more likely condition that you could catch in a place like Artemis. But if you have been involved in any sort of non-monogamous sex you will likely (very, very likely) have come into contact with HPV whether or not you have any warts. It will be dormant in your body. And condoms are not of any particular use with HPV as it is spread through skin to skin contact so unless you wrap your self in saran wrap...

My personal philosophy when engaging in any sort of P4P is just not to think about it too too much. I don't mean to be stupid about it and to ignore the risks but, face it, you are visiting a prostitute. She has sex with a number of men for money. These are the facts. If you can not handle this find yourself a nice monogamous GF and settle down, all the while hoping that she isn't out there fucking some guy behind your back and because of guilt and fear not saying anything. Which is really more risky. I am not so sure myself.

[Concan]

Thanks again,

Is there pockets in the bath robe, so I can bring my own condoms, a book etc?

What about the light in the rooms, at the bar, wellness area etc, is it enough light to have a good look at the girls?

What about alcohol, can i get a shot of vodka, a beer etc. in the bar and how do I purchase that and how much does it cost?

Regards

[JustGotBack]

Thanks again,

Is there pockets in the bath robe, so I can bring my own condoms, a book etc?

What about the light in the rooms, at the bar, wellness area etc, is it enough light to have a good look at the girls?

What about alcohol, can i get a shot of vodka, a beer etc. in the bar and how do I purchase that and how much does it cost?

Regards

Yes to the pockets.

Yes to the light in the bar and wellness area.

Yes to the alcohol. There's a menu at the bar with prices.

[Fichetta]

Hey guys,

Where are you? I was in the sauna area at 10 pm but there are a lot of guy so I think it was impossibile to recognize you!

About the evening: to to to to many guys and not so much girls and not so much pretty girls. I think Saturday is not a good day for Artemis. I think Sunday is more more better.

About mine girls:

- Daniell (? ) from Austria

23yo, blonde, slim body but not so good. She wear white stockings. Not a shark but something very near. She is cute and sweety but I will not remember this girls for performance (very bad BJ! ).

- Sara from Germany

30 yo, blonde, not slim but good body. She wear glasses. Very very good girls. She make you relax a lot. I think of of more relaxed girl in Artemis. She often stay in the sauna area at the bar. I sugest this girl when you are tired with not so much energy (try to go with her after 3 or 4 other girls! )

- Zoe from Czech Republic (I love gilrs from Czech! )

23 yo, dark hair, slim and very good body. Good session and the girl work very good. My best session of the day. Very good BBJ and she is relaxed and don't hurry you to finish! I will come back to her next time!

- Isabella from Moldavia

23 yo, dark hair, very slim body and very small ass. Stay away from this girl. I think she is the most shark of Artemis. I think every guy stay away from her. I want to taste if my anti-shark radar still work fine!

In conclusion: Artemis is the best FKK of Germany I think but for this reason too many guy and for this reason too many shark expecialy on weekend.

I don't know if the much higher price of entrance and for a session is value for money. But for sure Artemis is best place to spend an entire day because It is big and with a lot of facilities. Food is good but not so much than in Frankfurt FKK.

To Pronto91, Dick Travel and Angus, I hope to meat you another time.

I plan to go to World or Oase in March. I don't know exactly when!

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[Angus Magee]

Hey guys,

Where are you? I was in the sauna area at 10 pm but there are a lot of guy so I think it was impossibile to recognize you!

To Pronto91, Dick Travel and Angus, I hope to meat you another time.


Hi,

Thanks for the report.

Unfortunately I came down with a bit o' the flu on Friday and spent the weekend at home in bed.

Let me know if you are going to be here again sometime.

AM

[Fichetta]

Hi,

Thanks for the report.

Unfortunately I came down with a bit o' the flu on Friday and spent the weekend at home in bed.

Let me know if you are going to be here again sometime.

AMI'm sorry for your health Angus. You will have a lot of possibility to go to Artemis. You live in Berlin right?

I have a question to all ISG user that was in Artemis last Saturday night. Is very important:

There was a litle girl that for me was the best of all girl but she was busy for all the night with one guy that I think he spend so much money to have this girl like personal girl. Anyone know the name of this girl? She was very very cute and I can't forget his perfect body. Next time in Artemis I can't miss to try this girl. Anyone know how she work? Anyone know if I can find this girl easly at Artemis?

Thanks to all!

Fichetta

[JustGotBack]

I spent a few hours at the Artemis a couple of days ago. As for finding it, it is very simple once you know where it is. If you don't, it's not as clear. Previous posts have said that you go through a tunnel. I expected a tunnel such as one underground, it's not. It's a covered walkway. There's only one way out of the station. Take that. Just keep making lefts whenever you can and you'll be at Artemis. It's on the other side of the tracks from the station and you can't see it unless you know which building it is.

Entrance is 80 as reported and you can come and go as you like. I arrived at 4pm and there were a decent number of girls and guys, but I would not show up until 8 for the full effect. Artemis has quite the selection. You want a thin girl, you'll find it. You want a fat girl with a face only her mother could love, you'll find it. There are a few model types but not as high a percentage as Palace where it's about half. Most of the girls are the girl next door types, 6-7 in my book. It's been described as a room full of top shelf talent. In my opinion it's a room full of middle shelf talent. There are two lounge areas. The floor you walk in on is the main one. This is the smoking lounge and is where most of the girls are. The wellness floor is one down. It also has a bar and lounge area but only a few girls walk through it occasionally. Mostly they hang out upstairs. The bottom area is only good for getting out of the action and watching naked guys frolic in the pool. Not good if you are a non smoker.

I planned to be strong and wait for the perfect girl. I turned a few away. Then the first girl that came up to me came up again and she promised to kiss me all over. I got weak and went for it. Her name is Dominica and she's a Polish blonde 23 year old about a 7 in my book. Good to her word she kissed me all over including DFK. The BBBJ was excellent and I could have blown it within the first minute but held off. Finished in doggie. Cost was 60.

My plan was to hang around for a while and then leave and come back. It didn't work out. I feel asleep in the non smoking lounge and then had dinner. On the way to dinner I saw the perfect girl for me. Not a 10, but well in the upper 9's. She had a towel on which generally means she's not available. I just locked eyes and said hello. A couple of guys tried grabbing her, literally, as she walked across the floor but she just shook them off. I waited 2 hours before she reappeared. That was a long session she had. I grabbed her immediately. I forget her name but she is a Romanian 21 year old brunette. Beautiful face, great body with a nice tan. I'm normally one shot per night and sadly this was the case. No kissing but her oral technique was up to the job. I could have finished within the first couple of minutes but I held off since I didn't want to end so early. As a gun misfires though, I wasn't able to finish in the end but it was fun trying. She kept apologizing but I just told her it was my problem not hers. Another 60.

Artemis is nice, but I prefer Palace. In terms of facilities, Palace wins hands down. Yes, Artemis has more things like the gym but the quality of everything is better at Palace. The robes are more plush, the furniture and fittings are in better shape. Artemis feels like it was good about 5-10 years ago but needs a remodel. There's chip paint etc about. The food is better at Palace, more quality and variety. Also, you can get food all the time at Palace. It's not that way at Artemis. The main room in Palace is a nicer place to wait then at Artemis. Artemis has more girls and variety, but the number of girls I find doable are about the same between Artemis and Palace since a higher percentage of girls at Palace are doable. In short, Palace feels more like a high end gentlemen's club and Artemis more like a spa or sauna with a brothel on top. One last thing, the rooms at Artemis are dark. I pick beautiful looking women and I want to see them during the session. With the lights all the way up in the room, it's still dark at Artemis. You can turn up the lights at Palace so that it's like normal room lighting.

[Dick Travel]

Hi both,

I didnt get to access my email/pm's until Sunday but Angus had PM'd to pre warn me he didnt feel too good.

Fichetta, I'd tried PM'ing you my description but I think you need to increase your membership level to be PM'able? - it wouldnt let me. So although I'd got a description of Angus I didnt have one of you !

I did keep an eye out around the sauna and bar from 10pm for about half hour looking for anyone of Angus's description though. I must admit to getting distracted by the lovely Giselle at the bar though, but thought my chatting with her might get my English accent noticed by an ISGers.

I didnt catch up with Pronto91 either.

Another time eh? I expect I'll be back as much fun was had, report to follow.

We need ISG wristbands or something eh?

DT


Hi,

Thanks for the report.

Unfortunately I came down with a bit o' the flu on Friday and spent the weekend at home in bed.

Let me know if you are going to be here again sometime.

AM



Originally Posted by Fichetta
Hey guys,

Where are you? I was in the sauna area at 10 pm but there are a lot of guy so I think it was impossibile to recognize you!

To Pronto91, Dick Travel and Angus, I hope to meat you another time.

[Dick Travel]

I spent a few hours at the Artemis a couple of days ago. As for finding it, it is very simple once you know where it is. If you don't, it's not as clear. Previous posts have said that you go through a tunnel. I expected a tunnel such as one underground, it's not. It's a covered walkway. There's only one way out of the station. Take that. Just keep making lefts whenever you can and you'll be at Artemis.

I have taken a series of photos from the S bahn platform to Artemis door, I shall post them soon, but yes head out to station car park, left, over railway, left. Easy.


Her name is Dominica and she's a Polish blonde 23 year old about a 7 in my book. Good to her word she kissed me all over including DFK. The BBBJ was excellent and I could have blown it within the first minute but held off. Finished in doggie. Cost was 60.

:-) mmmmmmmmmm, yes. I know. My first girl of the night too and a great choice.




Artemis is nice, but I prefer Palace. In terms of facilities, Palace wins hands down. Yes, Artemis has more things like the gym but the quality of everything is better at Palace. The robes are more plush, the furniture and fittings are in better shape.

I felt the same, Artemis has the additional beneifits of a nice pool and better wellness area by far compared to Palace. It has the space Palace does'nt have. I also welcome the downstairs bar, which like World provides a change of pace and some respite from the hunters ! But yes, somehow nothing is quite as "plush" feeling. I found the bright lighting on the spiral stairwell and the small locker area etc detracted from the atmosphere in the bar, which is a shame as of course everyone passes through here on the way to play etc.

I'm compiling my adventures and thought and will post soon.

DT

[JustGotBack]

One thing about FKKs I find irritating is the one shot and you're done rule. Many other places in the world such as termas are by the clock and not by the shot. So if you finish in 5 mins and you paid for 30 minutes, you can either keep going or get a massage or something. I wish FKKs were the same. I have literally seen some guys go in a room with a girl, come back out in a couple of minutes and then walk over to the safety deposits to pay them. In Argentina, there are girls that won't leave until you kick them out. You pay for short time which is an hour. Sometimes they won't leave, particularly if it's late and they won't get another session for night. After a few hours, I just kick them out.

[Jackyo]

One thing about FKKs I find irritating is the one shot and you're done rule. Many other places in the world such as termas are by the clock and not by the shot. So if you finish in 5 mins and you paid for 30 minutes, you can either keep going or get a massage or something. I wish FKKs were the same. I have literally seen some guys go in a room with a girl, come back out in a couple of minutes and then walk over to the safety deposits to pay them. In Argentina, there are girls that won't leave until you kick them out. You pay for short time which is an hour. Sometimes they won't leave, particularly if it's late and they won't get another session for night. After a few hours, I just kick them out.
The "one shot and you're out" rule is more often followed at transactional clubs. I don't have this problem at clubs I've described as relationship-oriented.

A lot depends on your rapport with the chick. If you can turn on the charm and she really enjoys being with you, she will ignore the clock and you can just hang out.

A lot also depends on communication skills. I have almost no ability to entertain a non-German speaking chick (or a chick with weak German language skills) hence my tendency to screen for communication skills before I commit. Those Romanian or Bulgarian women who are just off the bus don't cut it. My Romanian or Bulgarian is just about nil.

[Kurre]

one thing about fkks i find irritating is the one shot and you're done rule.i had a conversation regarding this last year with couple of girls at artemis.

i had done my first quickie with a bulgarian blonde, an adorable creature; a bit rough with her hands but otherwise ok. i had spent about an hour recovering; it was sunday night and around midnight this skinny [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)-type turkish girl comes in and starts to chat with a group of girls by the tables in front of the main bar. she seemed very confident, not approaching or being approached by any of the men in the bar.

it took notice of her and went downstairs, but drifted back up again and sat on the couch by the pole-dancing stage. one of the girls from the group (a slightly plump colombian girl, not bad looking, but not really my type) came to sit on the armrest of the couch. she said that she had taken notice of me eying her friend and suggested a threesome. i wanted to decline and said that i was too tired, it was too soon, but i guess my eyes were telling a different story.

she started describing what we would do: "imagine, one of us sucking your balls and the other your dick - two sets of lips all over you..." it took me about 30 seconds to make the decision. so she winked the turkish girl over and said that we were going to do a threesome. the girl wanted to finish her smoke. after that they asked if i wanted to go to a room or to the kino. i thought that i could maybe buy me some time by going to the kino and then asking to continue in the room, but what did i know - a newbie in an fkk...

we went to the adjacent kino - to one of the big divans in the back - and the girls draw the curtains half-way shut. and boy, was i in for a ride!

the girls had obviously done this together before: the condom was on in a flash and the girls started their oral work in perfect tandem. luckily i had already come twice that day - with the bulgarian and earlier at kd - otherwise i would have lost it in about 2 minutes.

daty was offered and i made a cautious venture towards the main attraction, but did not dare to go all the way. anyway, after about 10 minutes of oral bliss the turkish girl decided to speed things up and mounted me in reverse cowgirl. the view of her tight ass and slender legs made me loose it and the girls slowed down.

they kept looking at the clock, but neither said anything. they offered me a massage, which i accepted. i asked them if i would be entitled to come a second time and a quite animated german-language discussion erupted between the girls. the turkish girl said that since i was paying for both of them i might be entitled to a second round, but the colombian girl protested and said that had i paid for an hour, a second round would have been appropriate, but not with "just a 30-minute session".

i was too much in a bliss to argue with them, so i enjoyed the massage and the conversation with the girls and soon suggested that i pay them. the whole episode lasted maybe 20 minutes, but it was in many ways one of the best threesomes i have ever had.

if my memory serves me right, the turkish girl's name was samira. since i am coming to berlin next month, i wonder if any of you guys have seen her around?

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[Angus Magee]

One thing about FKKs I find irritating is the one shot and you're done rule. Many other places in the world such as termas are by the clock and not by the shot. So if you finish in 5 mins and you paid for 30 minutes, you can either keep going or get a massage or something. I wish FKKs were the same. I have literally seen some guys go in a room with a girl, come back out in a couple of minutes and then walk over to the safety deposits to pay them. In Argentina, there are girls that won't leave until you kick them out. You pay for short time which is an hour. Sometimes they won't leave, particularly if it's late and they won't get another session for night. After a few hours, I just kick them out.

I can not say for all FKKs but I do not think that the one shot and you are done phenomenon is a rule at Artemis. Artemis is a busy club that relies a lot upon the tourist trade. I am sure that the girls know this and many are there primarily to make money and that means getting in and out as quickly as possible. So if you don't watch it you will end up with a quick, short session.

The way to a full time session is to spend a bit more time looking for the girls who are there not just to ring up the cash but to also have fun and spend time with guys that they might also enjoy being with. And this can certainly be difficult when the club is in full swing on a Friday or Saturday evening.

I have had a number of the quickie sessions with girls who seemed to want to get up and go asap. Usually it was because I chose badly for what ever reason.

I have also had sessions that went over time at no extra charge. These were usually hour sessions with girls I had had a shorter session wit and found her to be willing to take some time and enjoy the session. It helps if you are able to return to the club a few times to find the girl (girls) who you click with and build a bit of rapport.

I would not say that FKKs are all about quickie sex but you do have to put in a bit of effort and time to get the most of your FKK time & euros.

[Breadman]

i can not say for all fkks but i do not think that the one shot and you are done phenomenon is a rule at artemis.

don't kid yourself, that's the basic rule at pretty much any club, especially one that's main client is a tourist. the main problem is guys hit the room at full speed, juice's flowing. if you can slow it down and control the tempo you'll have no problem running the clock right to the 29 minute mark. the key is foreplay, don't let the girl start the 90 mile per hour (sorry, 120 kilometer per hour) bbbj. and even if she does, you still have the chance to recover and head south (by yourself).

[Dick Travel]

Directions to FKK Artemis


Hi all, I visited Artemis for the first time last week. (Report to follow).

Finding Artemis is easy and it's been discussed on the forum before. However, I decided to take some photos of the walking route and make a map for future ISG visitors to FKK Artemis.

Please see the attached word document for a map of walking route from Westkreuz S Bahn station complete with photos.

Best wishes all.

DT

[Concan]

Do you guys wear a towel or a bathrobe when being at Artemis?

I read somewhere else in this forum that if you wear a towel the girls will approach you by stroking ther bodies and breasts against your chest, is that true? Must be a great feeling.

Is there fresh and clean bathrobes and towels to get during the evening or do I have to wear the same all evening?

Can I have both a towel and a robe?

Regards

[Dick Travel]

Are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin....

Once upon a time in a land devoid of FKKs a man sat staring out of a window at a grey, wet, windy, cold dismal January day, BBC News 24 was bleating out credit crunch gloom n doom, Christmas was a memory and the next bank holiday was a long way off. (I know, I know, the bit about no FKK's was bad enough and I may be guilty of using a trowel to lay it on here)

"Bing"

...it hit him (it's ok it didnt hurt) , bank holiday, naaaahh, BONK holiday, that's what he needed !

And so it came to pass that some bargain flight surfing later his future was set, he was going to the land of plenty, Deutschland !

I soon arrived at Berlin Schonefeld and left the terminal building turning left and following signs for the S Bahn station, which is about a 5 minute brisk stroll along a covered walkway. Trains are frequent (see the DB website). I purchased a single trip ABC zone ticket (I believe Schonefeld used to be covered by AB, but not now) which cost me just a few euros.

Your choices are the S9 or the S45, the S45 joins the S Bahn "ring" heading anticlockwise. The S9 heads through the city center and passes through Zoologischer Garten where I was heading. Either lines eventually go through Westkreuz, which is the station for Artemis. I suspect the S45 might be quicker if you are travelling direct from Schonefeld to Artemis.
The journey was maybe 45 minutes, I wasn't really paying attention to my watch as I was tuned in to an amusing conversation a very attractive
young Welsh brunette was having with her friend, via mobile phone. She'd come to meet her, alas at the wrong airport, her friend was at Tegel!


Artemis day 1
===========

Sat 16th Jan from around 1930 to 0330 hrs

Yes, 0330hrs. (Angus is correct, you can get "stuck" in Artemis spinning around the the heady sexual atmosphere surrounded by sexy girls and
never quite managing to reach escape velocity).

Finding Artemis is easy, get yourself to Westkreuz S Bahn station and it's a 5 minute walk. Others have posted directions, but I have recently
posted a word doc with map and pics too.

So, I arrived, my extremities cold from the weather but with a hornyness burning inside. All day passing eye candy had been catching my attention as my little mind knew what this evening would bring.

Entering the foyer I was greated nicely and paid my 80 euros. I was given the standard first time visitor briefing, to which I explained no problem, I had been to other clubs already. Good English was spoken. I was given a robe to wear (not as good as Palace's but ok) and a key for the valuables locker and changing room locker.

From the foyer you go up a short flight of stairs to the level of the changing room and valuable lockers. There is little to comment on the changing room, clean, warm, good sized lockers (I got a small backpack in easily along with clothes on last day I visited). The showers are hot enough, but as normal don't run long enough !

Leaving the changing room one enters a landing on the large spiral staircase. There are 3 main levels to Artemis.

Middle level -
==========

Changing Rooms, valuables lockers area and foyer, main lounge, kino, dining room.

I entered the main lounge and was pleased to find it had a similar ambience to Palace. That dark, warm, cosy, plush decor and feel. Although I would say it doesnt quite hit the Palace quality feel (yes, I'm Palace stroking this time). There is a walkaround bar to the right and a step up raised seating area with sofas and tables to the left. Moving further into the room beyone the bar is a podium and pole for dancers, more lounging areas and sofas. All strewn with soft cushions and lit in soft lighting.

At the far end of the room.........Oh, I nearly forgot, there were lots of sexy young naked women around too, Artemis obviously hired an internal designer who appreciates the crucial importance of such finishing touches.

....At the far end of the room one finds the kino on the left and door to the dining room on the right facing you.

The kino appeared to be nice, a series of large flat areas to play on, the rear ones i think partially curtained. A good large screen. I didn't actually spend any time in here so cannot comment more.
The dining room was fine too, plenty of tables and seating, good food too. I eat there two evenings running and I'm sure hot food remained until approaching midnight maybe. There was a choice of a couple of hot dishes, plus veg, rice, salad, coffee etc. I would say that the food equals FKK World's, but unless I was mistaken lacked the Gateaux/desert of Palace. Clean and tidy.


Downstairs level -
==============

Reaching the bottom of the spiral stairs..

If you turn left:
Pool, Saunas/Steam room, bar/lounge chill out area.
The pool was nice and warm, good quality saunas, hamam, bio, choice of temperatures etc. There are also loungers around the pool.

If you turn right:
Access to another Kino and a gym, plus some play rooms.
The kino is smaller than upstairs. More soft bench seating than flat beds in this one. There are a few handy room adjacent to retire too though once warmed up.
The gym is well equipped for both cardio vascular and weight training. There is also a sunbed. Mind you, I think you must really accept that if you are not buff, toned, tanned and impressive for the girls when you arrive, then hitting the gym/sunbed is really a case of too little too late my friends ;-#) ! You'll have to rely on the ISG charm offensive techniques, or failing that money always works ;-)

If you go straight ahead:
Then you're obviously watching that cute ass passing by and not looking where you're going. You won't get further than the wall in front of you but the people lounging under the stairs will be entertained.
Which reminds me, if you lounge on the soft seating under the spiral stairs, lay back, relax and OPEN your eyes, there are very nice views of girls on the
landing above ;-)


Upstairs Level -
============

There are some sofas on the landing where couples can wait when rooms are busy.
The rooms themselves you ask? Mmmm, I seem to recall they were big, clean, had mirrors in them. Other than that it's hazy, the only strong mental images I can recall from upstairs involve pretty faces or anatomy :-) Apologies for being distracted.


Stop waffling about the venue and tell us about the gig I hear you all crying out, sat no doubt in your equally FKK devoid nations.
Ok then....


The juicy details
============

(NB descriptions may be a little out or miss details, I'm referring to hastily tapped out mobile phone notes made on the s bahn !)


Sitting on a sofa at the far end of the raised seating area, taking in the views and trying to remember to concentrate on returnees expressions, clock times, attitudes etc I was suddenly wrestled from my game by a gorgeous Polish girl who said hi through the hand rail. A minute later I'd made her laugh and we were smiling, she hadnt mentioned "room" yet and she was cute, so I invited her around to sit with me. A minute later I succumbed...

#1
Dominica
Polish
Petite
Platinum Blonde
early 20s
30 mins E60

A very nice opening session, only light DFK, good BBBJ, fun in several positions with full time finish over breasts. Some cuddles and chat.


Time was marching on and after a shower, drink, relax, I headed to the downstairs bar where I'd hoped to meet some other ISGers, but alas various reasons meant it wasn't to be.
However, while at the bar I got chatting to Giselle, a pretty, petite, German mousey blonde. I commented "Giselle" sounds French and she said it was her stage name. Moments later she gave me a stage name of "David", which I can't say strikes me as sexy but she liked it. Maybe David Hasselhoff makes it sexy, but I must admit to no resemblance !
Anyway, we set off running in slow motion across the poolside in our tight red baywatch lifeguard outfits.......no, not really, we chatted about ambitions and business plans (hers) and music for a while, then we kissed a while and headed upstairs. (how odd, if I chat about business in bars at home it never ends this way)

#2
Giselle
German
Petite
B cups
Mousey Blonde, shortish.
60 mins E120

One of those very nice sessions, no major sexual fireworks, but a great girl, nice massage, plenty of kissing, several positions. Great view in doggy as she smiled back in mirror. More cuddles and chat after.


Time was now into the small hours and it was thinning out upstairs a bit. I fancied a nice long BBBJ in the kino and wandered downstairs to see what was showing. I was greeted with a call from another petite blonde (what is going on, I'm normally into brunettes?) who was laying on one of the seats and I joined her.

#3
Name I forget- help please?
From Vienna, also works in Zurich regularly.
Platium blonde, shoulder blades length, straight.
Pale skinned.
Slim faced, interesting eyes.
30 mins E60

This lovely creature had great legs clad in white stockings, which I do like (used to like black stockings, there's a pattern here somewhere)!
I complimented her and she said she normally only wears red stockings. I asked "why?", "because they match my nail varnish silly!"
She said she always hangs around the kino, then asked had I got porn at home? I said "yes of course, all men have". She said "yes, but not many
wives know and you dont get a BBBJ watching it, thats why I hang around in here, it's every mans fantasy."

She gave me a very nice BBBJ with a lovely hot wet mouth (I do notice temperature difference!), I was loving it, feeling her hot lips, stroking her soft skin and smoothing that cute ass, watching the boss taking his secretary across the desk, the winter credit crunch blues were blown to smithereens.
After about 5 mins she asked should she climb on me but I asked her to keep going a while. She laughed and commented "see i told you!", and carried on a while. I then asked to go to a room, she bent over very provactively as she spread the sheet and we laughed as I pretended to take her hard and fast on the spot. A little more BBBJ then yes, she got it hard and fast in doggie, what a great little bod and good fun too.


I then showered and intended to go home happy, but as Angus said, it's hard to leave.
I found myself in the lounge again, sat on a stool at the back of the bar, drinking a well earnt coke and admiring the amazing acrobatic ability of a girl pole dancing when I crossed eyes with a cutey on the other side. I didnt want another session and automatically averted my eyes knowing that more than 2ms can ensure you get an approach. Mmm, "cutey" my heads thinking and, ooops, there I've gone and done it, she caught me copping another look and got my eye contact. I smiled and she came around.
This was Allina (sp?) a Ukrainian. We had a bit of banter and a laugh over my very limited Russian. I told her I thought she was lovely but I was tired. I said I'd be back tommorrow and would love to see her for a session. She sealed that likelihood by smiling sweetly, saying ok and kissing me goodnight. Many girls would have gone for a harder sell and blown it !

I headed for my hotel smiling.



Day 2:
======

?1400 - 1900hrs

I was tired today. The club was quite quiet with few men when I arrived. I headed downstairs straight away, took a sauna, had a little swim and relaxed on the poolside. Several girls were hunting including two pairs offerring threesomes. I almost gave in to one of the pairs but the taller brunette, polish, had rather obvious bolt ons which I'm not keen on. Anyway, I fell asleep and awoke 30 minutes later feeling quite refreshed. Another swim and I was ready for action....

#1
name forgotten
bulgarian/romanian
died blonde, long hair.
20 mins? E60

We met by the pool and went to the kino. This was not a great session, it didnt click. She worked hard on BBBJ and then doggy, then more BBBJ but the chemistry didnt work. I called it quits telling her, no problem, tired today. (some really do seem frustrated if they dont get you off!)


I went and eat, had some coke (the drink!) and re-energised. Then happily I spotted Allina (from the end of Sat night) heading across. She realised it was me as she got close and I said I was pleased to see her.

#2
Alina
Ukranian
20 yrs old
pretty blonde, neck length?
B/C cups natural

We went upstairs and had a great session. Started with cuddles, a bit more chat, nice kissing (light) then onto a BBBJ. Interestingly she asked "would you like uncovered?" to which I said yes, then she said ok but you must not cum in my mouth. I said no problem. ( I had other plans!). It was a nice BBBJ then she climbed on top of me, oh my she seems to have mastered squeezing you with her muscles as she slowly rocks back and forth. Very nice! I said lets slow down and suggested an hour. I think she sensed I wasnt still fully functioning. I was more tired than I'd realised ! She gave me a great massage for 20 mins as we chatted and it slowly morphed into more cuddles and kissing and soon we were at it again.
I was in the zone now and ended with a fantastic release in doggy watching Alina's face in the mirror.
Alina is a great girl. Intelligent and a true professional in the sense that she doesn't hardsell, she doesn't upsell, she reads your expressions, senses your mood, chats if you like too, adapts her "programme" to suit you. She has cottoned on to good service bringing rewards. (I hope she retains this approach) She's also very sexy ! I will certainly session with her again when in Artemis.

I grabbed a quick shower and some more food and alas headed out of this newly conquered fantasy land, out into the snowy city and off to Schonefeld for my flight back to the land of "massage parlours" and "curb crawling". Ho hum !


It had been a great weekend, with no small thanks to all previous posters on this thread.

See you out there soon guys.
Take care, treat them well, report your adventures.

DT

[Angus Magee]

At the moment I am planning a visit to Artemis this Saturday if anyone is going to be there.

Let me know.

AM

[Charlie 123]

At the moment I am planning a visit to Artemis this Saturday if anyone is going to be there.

Let me know.

AMAngus,

I will be going on Monday (& Tuesday & Wednesday, assuming I like it there)

Any interest in hooking up on any of those days?

Best wishes

Charlie

[Tinydick]

Dear all,

I have been reading this forum for a long time and have finally earned enough courage to post.

Thank you for providing such massive amount of info for the benefit of other punters throughout the world.

I guess that men are men without borders when it comes down to punting.

As far as my own expertise is concerned.

I do not have much to share with. I have visited both Oase and Artemis few times. That tells you that I am fairly a newbie.

Both had decent lineups with a slight edge on Oase. (I found the attitude of the girls better at Oase as well.)

I assume that I do not have to report on the trips to those places as many here have written about those clubs.

Ciao and happy punting!

[Basketcase]

[QUOTE=Tinydick] I have been reading this forum for a long time and have finally earned enough courage to post. Thank you for providing such massive amount of info for the benefit of other punters throughout the world.

I do not have much to share with. I have visited both Oase and Artemis few times. That tells you that I am fairly a newbie.Both had decent lineups with a slight edge on Oase. (I found the attitude of the girls better at Oase as well.)

I assume that I do not have to report on the trips to those places as many here have written about those clubs. [QUOTE]

Salute Tinydick

I think that there will be many on this forum that would be most interested in knowing what your thoughts of the clubs that you visited were and which girls you went with and what you did with them. The more explicit the detail the better.

Further you are actually actively encouraged to give back to this forum in return for the information that you have gathered from it.

I am glad that you have visited both Oase and Artemis a few times each. That amount of visits does not make you a newbie in my opinion. You have the learnt the way of the FKK and can impart your experience to the wider community for its benefit. The fact that you have even written shows that you have courage to put your thoughts in writing.

I too see the Oase girls being more open and having a better attitude. I would be interested in knowing which particular girls made your stays so welcoming and enjoyable. Please do share with us.

Thank you,

Ciao,

Basketcase

[Tinydick]

Well, how can I refuse when one of the most esteemed member of the board wants my input! Haha!

For whatever its worth, here I go.

Artemis.

Visited 2 times in recent days.

The lineup was somewhat disappointing however improved as the night shift occurred.

I was there 2 days straight from around 6PM and left before midnight.

Was fortunate to observe the shift changes as girls were coming in.

Made few friends among the punters present as I was seeking some advises on selections.

Few punters strongly/highly recommended Selina (sp?) to me. She was a blonde with very skinny body. She appeared to be at least 5 foot 5 inches without the heels.
I never had a chance with her though once she approached me. Too bad I had just finished a session with Manuela and couldn’t manage another one so soon.

I asked her to come look for me again but she got grabbed by the others all the time.

Manuela
Romania
Straight Blonde- med. length
26 or 27 per her
Approx. 5’7” w/o the heels
Enhanced to perfect full C cups
Normal body- not skinny, not chubby, just average
BBBJ, Spat out discretely which was fine with me
Cow Girl, Doggy, Missionary, then Hand relief (my preferred finish)
60E.

Note- No up sell. Great smile. Good attitude. Not real GFE. Repeated session the next day.

B+ overall.

Zoe
Czech Rep.
Short dark hair
27 per her
Approx. 5’5” w/o the heels
Flat chested with minor sagging
Very skinny
BBBJ, light kisses (DFK is not my thing)
Cow Girl, Doggy, Misch and then chatted for 10 minutes
60E

Note- Her boobs can be a turn off for many guys. Excellent service minded. Nice facial features. No up selling. Did not want to finish with her for some reason. She kept on asking if it was her. I said that it was just me and that I had no more left.

B+ overall

Mara
Romania?
Blonde with round face and curly hair.
Age?
Approx. 5’4” w/o the heels
Nice natural small C breats
Normal body
Asked me if I wanted a CBJ or BBBJ . I said whatever. She opted for BBBJ.

Cow Girl squatting, Doggy and then Misch. ( Do you see the pattern here?) No finish.

She also was troubled why I did not want to finish. I explained my shortcomings but she was VERY disappointed..in herself.

70E- I felt like crap after not finishing with her. I wanted her to know that I appreciated her effort.

Note- Very bubbly but felt barrier with her short English. Will repeat and FINISH next time.
A- overall

Name ?
Origin? Some sort of a mix
Dark straight hair
19 per her
Approx. 5’7”
Natural D
Heavy set but very tight body with dark skin tone

She danced by the bar, jiggling her ass and boobs. I happened to be sitting right in front laughing too loud which got noticed by her and her buddy. She came over to where I was sitting and started jiggling her ass right in front of my nose.

LMAO and loved the energy.

She asked me to dance with her and I might have taken her offer if I was a bit more drunk. Thank goodness I did not make a fool out of myself!

When she asked me if I was interested to take her to a room, I told her that we will not have sex but she can dance for me. She was confused with her limited English
I took her to the Kino instead. We played with each other for few minutes with light kissings. As she was stroking little Me, to my amazement, it came alive.

I asked her for a BJ and she gave a nice BBBJ.

Little Me was happy but I simply did not want to have an intercourse at that point of time.

We spent 30 min inside Kino.

60E
B overall due to her thickness (body) but liked her fun oriented attitude.

There must have been few more in my 2 visits to Artemis but cannot remember.

P.S. Can someone plz tell me about Francesca? A little tiny girl with a small C breasts (perhaps silicone enhanced) and short black hair. I did not see her being neither friendly nor active in seeking clients. Something about her makes me want to stay away but she is very cute and looks yummy. Plz help?

P.S. No time for any editing. Plz excuse my poor writing skills.

Salute Tinydick

I think that there will be many on this forum that would be most interested in knowing what your thoughts of the clubs that you visited were and which girls you went with and what you did with them. The more explicit the detail the better.

Further you are actually actively encouraged to give back to this forum in return for the information that you have gathered from it.

I am glad that you have visited both Oase and Artemis a few times each. That amount of visits does not make you a newbie in my opinion. You have the learnt the way of the FKK and can impart your experience to the wider community for its benefit. The fact that you have even written shows that you have courage to put your thoughts in writing.

I too see the Oase girls being more open and having a better attitude. I would be interested in knowing which particular girls made your stays so welcoming and enjoyable. Please do share with us.

Thank you,

Ciao,

Basketcase[/QUOTE]

[Basketcase]

Well, how can I refuse when one of the most esteemed member of the board wants my input! Haha! For whatever its worth, here I go.

Hi Tinydick

Thank you for sharing. This is very good of you to respond and do so. I have enjoyed reading you report.


Few punters strongly/highly recommended Selina (sp?) to me. She was a blonde with very skinny body. She appeared to be at least 5 foot 5 inches without the heels. I never had a chance with her though once she approached me. Too bad I had just finished a session with Manuela and couldn’t manage another one so soon. I asked her to come look for me again but she got grabbed by the others all the time.

If your Celina/Selina is the same Selina that I know then she is a blond Lithuanian. She is recommended by many other ISG, ijsberen, lustscout, etc... When I was in Berlin for my visit she was on holiday. I was so sad to have missed Celina as so many rave reviews have been given of her.

Seek her out next time you are in Berlin as shall I.


Zoe
Czech Rep.
Short dark hair
27 per her
Approx. 5’5” w/o the heels
Flat chested with minor sagging
Very skinny
BBBJ, light kisses (DFK is not my thing)
Cow Girl, Doggy, Misch and then chatted for 10 minutes
60E

Note- Her boobs can be a turn off for many guys. Excellent service minded. Nice facial features. No up selling. Did not want to finish with her for some reason. She kept on asking if it was her. I said that it was just me and that I had no more left.

B+ overall

Hmmm, I have also been with a Lucia (Czech Republic) who was average height, average body sized, A cup breasts - flat as a board. Lucia to me was attractive enough. Maybe not the same girl as your Zoe (Czech Republic) since she has dark hair - maybe the girls dye their hair. Anyway I did not have much fun with her - she was restrictive and my notes are to avoid but looks good even with the A cup breasts.


I recall that you have also been visiting Oase a few times as well. We would also be most appreciative if you could re-collect your experiences and especially the girls experienced at Oase. If you cannot recall then do not worry.

Thank you for reporting.

Ciao,

Basketcase

[Angus Magee]

Well, how can I refuse when one of the most esteemed member of the board wants my input! Haha!

For whatever its worth, here I go.

Artemis.



Thanks for the detailed report. "Writing skill", while good to have, does not trump simply getting something written and posting it. Contributing to the general data base is what it is all about.

I look forward to another report.

AM

[Tinydick]

The names and all the details are blurry from my last visit there. But I maybe able to go again soon.

I'll make sure to give a report!

Ciao

[Angus Magee]

I visited this past Saturday. Arrived around 17:30 and things seemed to be sort of quiet. By 18:30 there were lots of girls but the white (actually beige robes now I guess) robes were still scarce so the girls were restless. This was to continue the whole evening, at least until I left at 23:00.

I was there to see a specific lady, Giselle, who I have seen several times and who really does it for me at the moment. I did not have to wait long before seeing her enter the bar and then head downstairs.

I gave her a few minutes to settle and then followed. We chatted for quite some time in the bar, one of the nice aspects of being a regular and of seeing a girl who you actually like to talk to as well.

The room activities were up to my memories and we had a very nice hour together, non rushed, and I was at the end totally light headed and dare I say even more taken with her.

I can highly recommend this girl. She is German and works just a couple of days a week-as she tells me and I am fairly sure it is accurate. That being said, she does tend towards a softer gentler sexual experience so if you want a wilder fuck she might not fit the bill.

I probably should have left on this up note but I stayed and roamed a bit more. I finally ended up with a young skinny trampy looking Moldavian, Isabelle.

The sex was actually not bad as she was quite eager to please but her skills were not really top notch. I finally ended up agreeing to a "cim" finish. But when it came to the actual "cim" this young filly would not leave the gate...

My first shot caught her unaware and she claimed it hit her in the throat which had her choking and leaping for the waste basket to spit and cough, leaving little Angus at just that moment that needs a little bit more stimulation to really finish.

I guess I could have been more upset but the situation struck me more as quite funny. Especially as she then proceeded to try to charge me an extra 90 euros for "cim" with swallow!!! That is she wanted a total of 200 euros! for a bj that left me at the end handling Little A myself to finish the job!

I basically laughed all the way downstairs at this and handed the girl her 60 + 50 for cim. She then tried for an extra 20 "to get the taste out of her mouth and throat". Another laugh and a slap on her cute little bum as I sent her to the locker to gargle.

I guess you can't blame a girl for trying but I also would say to be a bit careful with this one. Once she gets a bit more experience under her belt she has Shark-ish potential I think.

Isabelle, 23? years, quite small and skinny, dark shoulder length hair, from Moldavia.

[Kurre]

Angus,

I will be going on Monday (& Tuesday & Wednesday, assuming I like it there)

Any interest in hooking up on any of those days?

Best wishes

CharlieI am in town until Tuesday. Came in yesterday and had happy 60 minutes at KD. I might be up to going to Artemis tonight (Monday), but not quite sure yet.

Kurre

[Tinydick]

Is the one I was told NOT to ever waste time with by many guys at the club.

Sorry you had the pleasure of experiencing her but I was glad that you were laughing it off.

Only if I had your sense of humor and coolness.

BTW, can someone plz report on Francesca? Please?

[Kurre]

There was a conference in town, so I figured Monday night at Artemis might have something more to offer than usual. I arrived around 11 pm And the place was hopping. I did not try to calculate the client-to-girl ratio, but there was plenty to choose from, with a lot of 8's and 9's around.

1st session: Luciana

I took my time settling in, but finally the chasers caught up. After declining a couple of girls, I went upstairs with Luciana from Brazil, a dark skinned beauty from Rio. I went straight for the one-hour session, which definetely was a mistake. She did speak enough English to go over the basics, but not nearly enough for fluent communication. Although she seemed sweet at the beginning, the upselling started in the room. She wasn't pushy, maybe more along the lines "I need money, please help me". Oh, well. Despite half-hearted massage and too fast and rough blow-job, her dark little body did it for me after maybe 50 minutes of hard work on both sides.

Damage: 120 euros down the drain.

2nd session: dreamteam Samira and Sabrina

After a shower, I went to eat. I talked with some other punters who seemed to be having good time. Got a recommendation on a Russian classy-looking blonde, but I didn't catch her alone that night.

As I left the dining room, I ran into Samira (see a report a few days back). Of course she didn't remember me, but she was eager to go. I was pretty tired from the first session, so I asked her to hook up with me later.

Maybe an hour later I saw Samira sitting in the bar next to the pole-dancing platform. I told her about the dream-come-true threesome we had last year and asked if she had a girlfriend around. She pointed to Sabrina, who was sitting next to us in the bar. Sabrina is from Hamburg and looks-wise these two girls could be twins: very slim, small breasts and a long dark hair. Sabrina spoke better english than Samira and she said I really should go with the lesbishow option, which would add 100 euros to the total. Girls finished their drinks and up we went.

In the room, Samira was all over me with DFK and sloppy kisses, but Sabrina got the show started. After watching about 2 minutes of the 69 action going on in the bed, I just had to join in. Everybody was licking everybody, bodies twisting on the bed. I asked for covered BJ and girls comlied.

Both girls did DFK, wet kisses, ball licking, licking under the balls, double BJ, 69 with me, riding, all the works. Pure heaven!

Best 220 euros ever spent.

Session 3: Simona

I had been talking and making eyes to this half-greek half-Polish little beauty all night. We finally went up at 3. 40 am Absolutely beautiful, very much GFE.comes highly recommended: 60 euros.

Ended the night in the biosauna with Simona.

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[Angus Magee]

1st session: Luciana

I took my time settling in, but finally the chasers caught up. After declining a couple of girls, I went upstairs with Luciana from Brazil, a dark skinned beauty from Rio. I went straight for the one-hour session, which definetely was a mistake. She did speak enough English to go over the basics, but not nearly enough for fluent communication. Although she seemed sweet at the beginning, the upselling started in the room. She wasn't pushy, maybe more along the lines "I need money, please help me". Oh, well. Despite half-hearted massage and too fast and rough blow-job, her dark little body did it for me after maybe 50 minutes of hard work on both sides.



From your description and the service you received Luciana sounds like the first girl that with whom I had a session at Artemis this past October/November. She is a nice enough girl outside the room but as you experienced she tries hard to up sell but has that strong "I really don't want to be here" energy. Every time I go now she tries to get me into a room but I always defer politely.

[Angus Magee]

....visits Artemis for the first time and has a great time. It is posted in the Berlin thread so I am posting a link here.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=844709&postcount=1372

Thanks Charlie

[Dick Travel]

Yes, great report Charlie, thanks.


....visits Artemis for the first time and has a great time. It is posted in the Berlin thread so I am posting a link here.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=844709&postcount=1372

Thanks Charlie

[Tuxsmasher]

Anyone tried to just tell the girl to lay down, and start licking her body before the fucking (not the vagina, just general licking for 5-10mins)? I mean is it up to you what you want to do or they have a prorgam set up for you? It's kind of fetish for me, you think that would be a problem? Honestly, if I get to do that with all the girls, the actual fucking is 2nd priority for me. What do you guys think?

[Jackyo]

Anyone tried to just tell the girl to lay down, and start licking her body before the fucking (not the vagina, just general licking for 5-10mins)? I mean is it up to you what you want to do or they have a prorgam set up for you? It's kind of fetish for me, you think that would be a problem? Honestly, if I get to do that with all the girls, the actual fucking is 2nd priority for me. What do you guys think?
.. and damn it you are going to upset that program.

It depends on your chemistry with the chick and how well you can communicate with her. If you find a chick who gets along with you anything goes. If not, then too bad.

[Globus]

Anyone tried to just tell the girl to lay down, and start licking her body before the fucking (not the vagina, just general licking for 5-10mins)? I mean is it up to you what you want to do or they have a prorgam set up for you? It's kind of fetish for me, you think that would be a problem? Honestly, if I get to do that with all the girls, the actual fucking is 2nd priority for me. What do you guys think?

I think yes, with most women it should be no problem. Ask gently.

Of course, it probably depends whether you mean a sort of kissing or licking with tons of saliva. With the latter some might object or not finding it nice or being put off. Kissing on the mouth is not tolerated by all the girls. Some allow it, some don't.
I've never encountered problems with kissing and nibbling (softly) the rest of the body, though.

Even with some of the transactional, programed sharks, in the bad, big touristy clubs. And even with little chemistry and no communication skills. ;–)

Globus

[Concan]

Anyone tried to just tell the girl to lay down, and start licking her body before the fucking (not the vagina, just general licking for 5-10mins)? I mean is it up to you what you want to do or they have a prorgam set up for you? It's kind of fetish for me, you think that would be a problem? Honestly, if I get to do that with all the girls, the actual fucking is 2nd priority for me. What do you guys think?I agree with you a lot. I would also prefer that than just go for the sucking and fucking immideately but that seems to be the standard routine?

[Galba]

Anyone tried to just tell the girl to lay down, and start licking her body before the fucking (not the vagina, just general licking for 5-10mins)? I mean is it up to you what you want to do or they have a prorgam set up for you? It's kind of fetish for me, you think that would be a problem? Honestly, if I get to do that with all the girls, the actual fucking is 2nd priority for me. What do you guys think?Did some bodylicking at Artemis last summer. I find it to be a very erotic experience. It was no problem getting it. I only asked if licking was possible. She first assumed that I would go down on her pussy. But instead I told her to turn around. She looked a bit surprised at first, before she understood what I meant. For the next 10 min I licked her back, shoulders and butt. Damn that was hot. Too bad I can’t remember the girls name, only that she was Turkish.

Galba

[Member #4285]

Did some bodylicking at Artemis last summer.Me too, but I stoped when the body tasted salt.

I guess she did not shower between me and the other costumer.

[Charles Browne]

Me too, but I stoped when the body tasted salt.

I guess she did not shower between me and the other costumer.I once spurted the biggest load I've ever spurted all over the stomach and chest of a girl in KFS40. Pamela, I think she was called.

I know for a fact that they had no working shower that day (on account of having tried to shower together with the lady in question). She wiped off with a dry tissue, and that was that. She was sticky when she met her next client, that's for sure. And I could tell from the way her pussy smelled up close that other men beside myself had visited there earlier.

If you're a fan of licking other guys' sweat and semen, by all means lick a girl all over. If you're not a fan, then insist that you shower together first.

I'm with you on this one, Kid Icarus!

[Akibono]

Me too, but I stoped when the body tasted salt.

I guess she did not shower between me and the other costumer.


Must have been me doing a COB.

[Tuxsmasher]

Charles, don't go ruin my fantasy now ;D

[Ararat]

Made two visits during the weekend and came away feeling a little disappointed.

First visit was on Friday night when there were more women than men(or so it seemed). That seemed to bring out the shark in some women. The ones I did wasn't bad but it makes it much harder to find what you want. I'm terrible with names but the first one was Denisa, 21 y.o. from Italy(in fact Romania) who was not so skilled when it came to bj but the rest was good enough. Face so-so but body good. I noticed a Polish girl(short blonde, around 23 y.o.) that I remember I have done before and wanted to try again. However, she and a colleague of hers was offering threesomes which makes my shark radar beep so I declined. Later I did another Romanian who said she was from Milan. She was ok but nothing to write home about. The rest of the evening was uneventful.

Came back on Sunday where there were much fewer women but the atmosphere much different(better). Saw the short Polish blonde again offering threesomes with another of her colleagues. I saw them and was very unimpressed because they very chatting loudly in Polish as they went to their locker room. It's anyones guess what they were talking about but needless to say it's quite likely they talked about the last one helping to pay their bills. The first and only girl of the day was 21-year-old Angel(?) of Hungary who is quite tall, slim with brown hair. Her performance was quite satisfactory and would repeat. I used the sauna and rested for a while. When it was time to find a new girl the only ones around where ones I didn't fancy. I saw a 9 that I wanted and from her interaction with customers seemed like a good bet but unfortunately she was busy and I had to leave.

Friday had a bad atmosphere (or it was me?) but found a few decent girls. Sunday was better but I had time constraints which prevented me from getting value for my entrace fee.

I understand why they had to raise the entrance fee because the laminated cards on the wall with the menu in English and German plus the paper notices in Italian in the locker room can't be cheap.

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[Nukrimo]

I visited Artemis for the first time this past weekend. It was my first FKK visit in almost two years, so anticipation was running high and I got a bit careless in the selection, but all in all I had an excellent time.

Friday the 13th, perhaps a daring day for a first visit. I arrived around 14.00, and there was already a fair number of ladies there, around 20 or so I think, though I'm notoriously bad at making such estimates. I checked out the premises, my progress impeded by ladies who wanted to show me a good time. I managed to fend off the approaches at first, but after a while they got to me.

Angel, from Hungary, got the first kill. In hindsight I cannot really say why I accepted, since she was not my type. Can't fault her for it really, though her quick application of a CBJ didn't help much. Still, newbie mistakes are there to learn from; too bad I did not do so immediately.

My next session was with a short, dark-haired girl (much more my type that) in a fetching corset who was not only pushy, but outright demanded that I take her to the kino. Nagging is easy to resist, but I'm wired to follow orders, especially ones given by nearly naked ladies. An okay session, no sparks, but not bad either.

After those two though, I told myself to be better at saying no. It's amazing how difficult that can be when you're not used to being almost constantly begged for sex. :)

While I was resting in the downstairs non-smoking bar (and what a relief such a thing is in an FKK where everyone smokes like a chimney), a cute short-haired blonde popped down on my lap and said in an accent that reminded me of Borat that she could make me feel nice. I said I was sure she could, but I was much too tired at the moment. She remained on my lap and chatted for a few minutes more, and then left and said to find her later. As she walked away, I got to admire her absolutely perfect butt. She had been gone less than a minute before I wondered if I should really have let her walk away. I went upstairs to find her, but she was nowhere. It was an anxious 40 minutes later that I caught up with her, and I'm very glad I did. She was Ella from Russia, of whom I have now read rave reviews. I have to say I fully understand and agree with the praise. It was a long session, but worth every last cent. If this frizzy-haired girl pops down in your lap, don't take the risk of letting her go!

That last session left me very tired, but it was only 7 o'clock, and the night therefore was still quite young. Some food, and about three hours of rest left me feeling frisky again. I looked for Ella, but she was nowhere to be found. I went to the downstairs Kino to check out the action there. It was empty, so I sat down for a second, which was all it took for someone to join me. Maribel from Spain. Cute and funny and a pretty good kisser too (paling in comparison to the abovementioned however), but she was much too shy to do anything in the kino. Ah, well. Off to a room, for a pleasant session, though nothing remarkable either.

An hour later I was thinking about retiring for the evening when Juliette Lewis came up to me. Well, I know it really wasn't her, but the resemblance was, in my eyes, uncanny. Straight out of the movie "Strange Days". She claimed she was from Moldavia, but I pretended not to hear that. Did I want to go into the kino with her? Of course. I've had a thing for Juliette Lewis since forever, how could I say no to her now?

She took me to the kino and cleaned me thoroughly (and not too softly) with a babywipe before starting up a competent enough blowjob. After about 5 minutes she started to tell me to "Yeah, baby come for me". She rode me for a while, we did some doggy, and then back to BJ. I don't know how it was in real life, but in my perfect fantasy I was having sex with Juliette Lewis in full view of whoever looked on. Nothing could spoil that moment for me!

I have no idea what her name was, she told me but I do not remember that part, probably blocked it out. She'll always be Juliette Lewis to me, and I would recommend her to anyone who would get a kick out of that fantasy, but I reckon others should take heed of the fact that she was quite keen on finishing as soon as possible.

When I left Artemis close to midnight, it was quite busy. I don't know how many people, 40 ladies perhaps? The male to female ratio seemed to be around 75%.

I returned just after opening the next day. Celebrating Valentine's Day in Artemis had been the plan all along, after all, and I had great hopes of meeting Ella again. I was not disappointed, she turned up around noon as I was lounging in a sunchair at the pool. She joined me for some making out on the chair, and then we were off to a room. Another wonderful session.

Artemis was quieter on the Saturday, but not much more so compared to the same time on the Friday. Having no points of reference I don't know if it was a smaller or bigger turnout than usual, but there was in my view a plentiful selection and many eyecandies there.

Some time later I met Gabritsa from Hungary, with a very pretty face and wonderful breasts. Half an hour in the kino, it was okay, but by this time I was getting both rather spent, and quite spoiled by Ella, so it was pretty much a waste of euros.

With about an hour and half before I had to leave for the airport I ran into Ella again (starting to see a pattern here) and yet another lovely hour was spent in her company, sending me off on my merry way with many kisses and a big grin on my lips.

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[Concan]

What eye colour do most of the girls at Artemis have?

I really have a problem to get erection with girls that dont have blue eyes.

[Jackyo]

What eye colour do most of the girls at Artemis have?

I really have a problem to get erection with girls that dont have blue eyes.
Might I suggest traveling into neighboring Poland where there are lots of blondes with blue eyes. :)

[Toscana]

What eye colour do most of the girls at Artemis have?

I really have a problem to get erection with girls that dont have blue eyes.Given that Artemis has a predominance of Polish and Baltic girls, many of whom are blonde, I am sure you will find blues eyes enough to feel an occasional stir beneath the towel.

Now, I'm really looking forward to this report..... :-)

[Concan]

Might I suggest traveling into neighboring Poland where there are lots of blondes with blue eyes. :)Well I know I'm picky and in fact it's a bit of a problem for me, but wht can I say, petite blondes with big blue eyes and sun-tanned skin makes my libido spin.

[Concan]

Given that Artemis has a predominance of Polish and Baltic girls, many of whom are blonde, I am sure you will find blues eyes enough to feel an occasional stir beneath the towel.

Now, I'm really looking forward to this report..... :-)Sounds great!

I wish all girls were blondes with big blue eyes, petite bodies, C or D breasts, thin waists, sun-tanned skin and pink lips.

And not one of them over 1,65 meters.

When making my first stumbling steps into Artemis, I will probably be shark-bait.

[Angus Magee]

What eye colour do most of the girls at Artemis have?

I really have a problem to get erection with girls that dont have blue eyes.

I think just by the law of probability you will find such a girl at Artemis. But while the blond hair will be easy to identify, in the darkness of the bar area you might have trouble identifying the blue eyes. You may have to hang out in the area just above the stair well which is well lit and most of the girls pass through from time to time.

Myself I find the combination of blue eyes with black hair, quite rare but found with some Russian/Eastern European girls, to be unbeatable in terms of beauty. Luckily little Angus has not imprinted this look in order to function properly as I can only really remember two girls I have met with this look.

[Concan]

I think just by the law of probability you will find such a girl at Artemis. But while the blond hair will be easy to identify, in the darkness of the bar area you might have trouble identifying the blue eyes. You may have to hang out in the area just above the stair well which is well lit and most of the girls pass through from time to time.Thanks, thats where I'll be!

[/QUOTE]Myself I find the combination of blue eyes with black hair, quite rare but found with some Russian/Eastern European girls, to be unbeatable in terms of beauty.[/QUOTE]Black hair, blue eyes. That's second best, as long as they're sun-tanned. I do have a bit of a problem with pale skin as well.

[Devilspinkick]

after a rather frustrating day spent in london (love london but it's not my cup of tea for p4p) i arrived in berlin yesterday morning. i hadn't planned to visit artemis yesterday because i prefer to see the ladies in the buff. however my little soldier was aching for some action. so off i went to westkreuz and the short hike to the fkk. i got there around 3pm so not surpisingly it was rather sedate the first couple of hours i was there. just sort of hung out and soaked in the scene. i turned a handful of ladies away, but when a tall russian gal propositioned me by the stairs i just couldn't say no. i don't necessarily have a thing for tall chicks (she said that she's about 180cm) yet i do have a thing for russians. i had a good time with her in one of those semi-private rooms by the downstairs kino. she called herself "ah-ee-dah" or something like that.

afterwards i got cleaned up and hit the fitneßstudio for about 40 mins. later, i made my rounds back up in the main bar area. chatted up with a few of the gals and also got into a conversation with another american dude who seemed to really like getting massages from the guys by the pool. sorry, but this guy doesn't let other guys rub up on me. not my style. as i roamed some more a little blonde gal with a nice body blocked my path and we started talking. she turned out to be from spain and she called herself sara. i had to try her out and we had a great time in one of the private rooms. definitely will go with her again if i see her when i return. she also tried to talk me into doing a threesome with another gal. i must admit that i was tempted. btw. don't call her a latina, apparently she considers herself an "espanola".

i needed to take a break after my time with sara so i relaxed at the pool and spent some time in the haman. it was getting around 9pm when i looked to see if i could find one more cutie. i thought about going with sara again but got snagged by a thin (just the way i like them) lady who said she was from italy. i suspected that she might actually be romanian but that's ok because i like romanians too. called herself renata and though she had a "shark" vibe to her i had to give her a go. she wasn't all that exciting in the fucking department but i must admit that her oral skills were above par. don't know if i'd go with her again though.

i'm taking a break from the fkk scene today. just got a nice massage from a cute thai chick at longma. while leaving longma i noticed a japanese massage parlor just a few doors down that peeked my interest. i'll most definitely go back to artemis this friday. should be fun.

dsk

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[Jackyo]

Myself I find the combination of blue eyes with black hair, quite rare but found with some Russian/Eastern European girls, to be unbeatable in terms of beauty.
This color combination is also unbeatable in my mind.

There are too many blondes in Germany and it gets boring after a while. A blue eyed woman with jet black hair gets my attention any time.

I can recommend Leila at Blue Note. Blue eyes. She says though she is a natural blonde who had her hair dyed jet black. She also has a nice figure.

[Charlie 123]

Hi

I will be in Berlin next week on Thursday and Friday - anybody interested in meeting up on either of those days from, say, 6 pm onwards?

Grussen

Charlie

[Devilspinkick]

One thing I like about Berlin is that I can exercise my body, my brain, and my sexual appetite (ie, loins) all in the same day. I made another visit to the Pergamon Museum and they had an interesting exhibit about the ancient god Dionysos. Wine, women, song. Now that's a God that I could follow!

Went to Artemis again on Friday and it was surprisingly slow. I was hoping for an influx of hot chicks that tend to show up only on the busier days, but it was the same old group of birds from when I was there Wednesday. Many of the gals weren't up to my standards. Of the few that I did like, I had already been with the vast majority recently (do I visit Artemis THAT often? ). I was there for hours chating with some gals while turning away others until finally around 10PM I spied a chick I hadn't seen before. She had a firm, athletic type body and jet black hair. I tracked her down in the main bar area an sealed the deal. She called herself Xenea and is apparently a local Berliner. We had a really good workout in one of the rooms and spent sometime talking afterwards. Nice gal.

That's all from Berlin, tomorrow I'll head to Frankfurt for some more fun. I'll be sure not to go to the same FKK twice. Mr. Happy simply likes variety way too much.

DSK

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[Angus Magee]

I was at Artemis last night early hoping to sauna and then spend an hour with my current favorite. I spent a good long while in the sauna and then headed to the bar upstairs. The early evening crowd was sparse, especially very few men which surprised me as the Auto show was on at the Messe. At the bar I was approached by the usual day girls trying for one more before leaving for the day.

At around 19:00 I headed back down to the sauna/lower bar to wait. By about 20:00 I was beginning to realize that my regular would not be showing up tonight. I was disappointed but still had some hope so it was back up stairs for a bit more waiting and fending off, this time the new girls, coming on shift and full of vim and vigor for a first session.

20:30-20:45 I thought, no she is not working tonight. What to do? I headed for the dining room, ate some meatloaf & potatoes and then went again to sit in the bar and consider. Now I had a great excuse for not going with the girls who approached-digesting diner. And approach they did as there really did seem to be a shortage of punters and lots of girls.

By around 21:30 I was fully ready to admit that the night would not turn out as I had hopped but that I might as well, as I was there, enjoy myself none the less. Trouble is that when I find a girl I like I tend to compare all others to her and I did not want a disappointing session so I knew that I had to chose well tonight.

One girl I had in mind was Ella, mentioned a few reports back by member Nukrimo I was pretty sure by his description which girl she was and had been approached by her earlier and liked her manner. I sat at the bar for a while and it was not long before I spotted her coming towards me, scanning the room and looking for potential customers. When she walked past me I gave her a big smile and she was rubbing her sexy body against me before I could blink.

As mentioned before, Ella is from Russia, living now in Germany, and she speaks Russian, German and very good English as well. I am not sure of her age but she is not 19. A little bit older (late 20’s, early 30’s?) but with a nice sexy body (enhanced breasts) and a lovely round fleshy ass. We were very soon headed to the rooms upstairs and starting the session.

As soon as we started I knew I had chosen well. This girl is quite simply fantastic in the sack. Her kisses are soft and enthusiastic. Her blow job is one of the best I have had in the very long time and she just seems to enjoy fucking. She is a very skilled companion and really seems to enjoy the activities in the room. I was very, very tempted to do a cim with her but ended up fucking her doggy style which was a very nice end to the session. Every thing with her seemed easy and there was absolutely no pressure or up sell though she did let me know that she offers the full menu. I am guessing that she is a smart girl who realizes that she will get repeat business this way.

So Ella gets Angus’ 5 star rating. If you are looking for her she is Blond (dyed I would say) enhanced breasts, cute baby face, big eyes and she tends to wear a large net body stocking. She is very approachable and easy to talk to.

I recuperated in the sauna and then headed back upstairs thinking I should leave but alos a bit hungry for another session. But I did not want a lack luster session to take the shine off my fantastic session with Ella. There were a couple of girls I had in mind. One was the Julia Lewis look alike mentioned a few posts back by Nukrimo. It is 100% true that this girl is a dead ringer for Julia Lewis. But from Nukrimo’s report she did not sound like a really great performer so I was a bit luke warm on the idea of hooking up with her .

The other girl I had in mind was a girl, never did find out her name, who resembles a young Carherine Zeta Jones. But again I was not 100% enthusiastic and she struck me as a bit hard to get a hold of so I let her pass.

Finally, just before I was going to leave I spied Aida, mentioned by the Devil two posts back. Another Russian, Aida is very tall, slim and pleasing to look at. We had a short interaction earlier so I motioned her over and soon we were upstairs in a room. Another good choice I soon realized. Her bj was not quite up to Ella’s but was still very, very good. She is sensuous and un-rushed and enjoys the session. She also was very cool about letting me know what was available without giving any pressure to spend more. I would 100% repeat with her.

After Aida I quickly dressed and left, exhausted and fully satisfied with my night of Russian beauties at Artemis. I guess not hooking up with my regular was okay after all. Just goes to show that in this game one must be flexible.

[Devilspinkick]

Yeh Angus,

My last night at Artemis; Aida was especially persistant in trying to get me to go with her again. Every 30 mins she would come up to me a say "Let's go to room! ". Every thirty minutes for about eight hours. Sheesh! She's a sweet lady, but was starting to get on my nerves after a while. I would have been happy to go with her again but I have a rule that I won't have sex with the same women I had sex with on a recent visit. My one exception is if the lady is super hot and a PSE in the sack. Just one of my quirks.

I just arrived in Frankfurt. Palace, Oase, I'm on my way.

DSK

[Tuxsmasher]

Does the entry fee last for the whole day, or expires when you leave? Do they give you a ticket or something?

[Hessen Bub]

Does the entry fee last for the whole day, or expires when you leave? Do they give you a ticket or something?

If you leave and tell them that you wanna return they will give you some kind of re-entry identification.

HB

[Edie72]

What about a "list of shark" from Artemis? Let's speak about worst sharky ladies, top 5 for example. And. Why not. Top 5 best girl in "A"?

And another question: how many asian/thais/black ladies are in A?

Thanks

[Lucasur]

And another question: how many asian/thais/black ladies are in A?The times I have been at Artemis (6) I always found at least 3-4 black girls (mostly brazilian/caribbean but with the occasional african lady) while just once I saw one girl who looked thai (didn't approach her).

[A Fox]

So Ella gets Angus’ 5 star rating. If you are looking for her she is Blond (dyed I would say) enhanced breasts, cute baby face, big eyes and she tends to wear a large net body stocking. She is very approachable and easy to talk to.Angus, I'm glad you have discovered Ella she is indeed very friendly, making sure you are completely relaxed. It is also true waht you say about her kisses. She has had my top rating for a long time now but it is a pity I have missed her on the last 2 visits

[Kurre]

on a brief overnight stop in berlin, i found myself in a curious situation: i had visited pussy club earlier that day (see report here: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=851450&postcount=2587) and was torn between the cheap, dirty ambience of pussy club and the proven, luxurious pampering i could receive. if in luck. in artemis. i had a date with friends that night, so at 11 pm i figured my visit to pc would end up being really short. and artemis was closer to my hotel, anyway. i was aftraid, though, that the weekend automesse crowd would still be in town and i would find the place full of fellow punters.

that was not the case.

as i arrived to the club and paid my 80 euros and entered the mens area, i wondered if the place was closed: nobody in the shower, nobody in the locker room, only the pounding of a disco beat from the club next door. i showered and. as i hadn't eaten in 12 hours. headed straight to the dining room. there were about 40 girls in the main lounge and about half as many men. promising. as i ate, i engaged in some eye-games with an east european slender blonde, who was also eating a few tables away.

after a surprisingly tasty meal, i decided i would play it cool: i asked for a glass of water and sat down on one of the sofas near the upstairs kino. then started the parade: every 3 or 4 minutes a girl would arrive and ask if i wanted company, started caressing me and tell how good they could make me feel. shark attack? maybe, but i pleaded guilty of eating too hefty a meal and kept saying "later, babe, later". yeah. much later! there was emma, bia, lot names i forgot as soon as they entered my ears. where was ella? samira? sabrina? simona?

meanwhile, the blonde from the dining room had settled on one of the divans nearby with her friend. they were smoking and chatting and i exchanged a few smiles with the blonde, afraid she would turn out to be one of the sharks and run over to me in a whiff and do the same "i can make you relax"-routine. i sat back and watched the pole dancers do their stuff.

suddenly, the blonde was off with a guy, who just came and took her upstairs without much negotiation (well, there isn't much to negotiate, is there). blonde's friend was left on the divan by herself. i put my slippers on, walked over and climbed on the divan with her. she told she was patsy (or was it nancy) from romania and had been in germany about 3 years. we talked going on a better part of an hour and started to cuddle and it was finally i who made the suggestion of finding a room. oh, i love these slow nights!

patsy had perfect, pointy little breasts and small body, brown hair dyed blonde and a very good attitude. while we started with little pecks of a kiss, full dfk was also on the menu later on. her cbj was really deep and she said she could go even deeper without the condom on. my head spinning, but i declined the offer, although everything in me screamed "go for it, buddy. fuck the risks! ". she was really good at reading my needs and the time spent on the room was definitely more than 30 minutes. still, when i asked what i owed her, she said "oh, 60 euros will be plenty enough. i am not making any money tonight, anyway". although not a stunner, she is one of the most talented providers i have met at any club in germany. ok, i admit, i tipped her.

i went to the wellness area, had a shower and relaxed in the sauna for a while. afterwards i started looking for patsy's friend, who i had found out was named kristina, but couldn't find her. i sat by the dancers stage and watched the talented strippers. different songs, same routines. a blonde sitting on a couch in front of me caught my eye. she looked like an all-american cheerleader, but even though she smiled at me, she didn't come over. "promising", i thought.

i took a stroll and found kristina with patsy on the divans, again. patsy must have told about me to her friend, since, as i sat on the edge of the divan, kristina rose and said she would leave us to talk. i asked her to stay, but kristina just went off to stand by the lounge entrance. patsy couldn't explain her friends behaviour. after chatting with patsy for a while, i went to kristina, but she wouldn't talk to me, saying "but you are patsy's friend". i was puzzled! oh, man.

well, maybe a bite to eat would clear my thoughts. i had some salad in the dining room and went to rinse my mouth. as i entered the mens locker room, the cheerleader look-alike was there drying her hair. we exchanged some teasing remarks and she pointed the blowdryer under my robe and started to "blow" me. i had to wrestle the apparatus out of her hands.

i went to the lounge, sat on the same sofa again and. like waving a magic wand. the parade started all over again, some of them new girls, but mostly ones that already had made a pass. some even said they would include cim in the 30 minutes without extra. the cute playful blonde, now without the dryer, was talking with her friend on a nearby divan. i winked at her and she came over, leaned over the armrest and started to chat with me. just all-around, everyday bar-talk, no hard selling involved. after about 10 minutes, she asked if i minded if she smoked. "go ahead", i said and she fetched her cigarettes from the bar and sat by me. she said she was from italy and her name was raffaella. she had a youthfully beautiful face and her real haircolor seemed to be closer to ash-blonde or dirty blonde, but she reminded me of mena suvari from the movie american pie. we talked about names and languages, money and slow nights at artemis, boyfriends and girlfriends, equality of sexes, punters, music. you name it. after more than an hour on the couch, she asked, if. maybe. i was ever going to take her to a room. i promised i would.

here i don't want to go on to the details, but she was so totally gfe as i could hope for in an fkk. again, no clock-watching. we stayed in the room for a long, long time, chatting and it was finally i who pushed her out of there, as it was getting late. i really wanted to tip her, but i was at the end of my rope there. "next time", i promised her. and there will be a next time. take good care of this gal, boys!

so total time spent in the club was about 5 hours. only two sessions, but a lot of insight into the going-ons of an fkk on a slow night. some girls were desperately trying to scrape together the 100 euros they needed for next days entrance. some where making good money in a bad situation like this. even as i was coming out of the shower and dropped my slippers in to the barrel, two russian dreamgirls stopped on the door and offered a threesome.

some of the fellows here have written about the bliss of a slow night at artemis. now that i've seen it, i believe it. the more i come here, the less i miss kd, vk and royal.

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[Devilspinkick]

During my recent trips (s) to Artemis I encountered three Asian ladies. Two of them were Thai. One I had been with last October, she's pretty nice but the other Thai gal is even smaller, younger, has a nicer body, and overall hotter IMO. They are friends and sometimes hang out together. Possibilty of an Asian two-fer is good, I reckon.

There's also a gal from Malaysia that's currently there. She doesn't do much for me in the looks department, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I noticed one black chick I seemed to be from America? Never spoke more than two words to her so I'm not sure. She wasn't my type. I remember seeing one or two Latinas that might have been Latin.

DSK

[Angus Magee]

Once More I Spent Saturday Evening at Artemis. I arrived early (16:00) and spent and good Long while in the sauna and pool (very relaxing) before retiring to a big downstairs sofa to read for an hour or so.

The girls left me pretty much alone until Leila (not sure about the name) decided that I was to have about session With her. Only trouble being that I found her completely and utterly unattractive. She is a “larger” gal with dark hair in sort of a page-boy cut, wearing a black corset with big floppy tits hanging down over the top. She sat real close, kept trying to grab my dick and sticking her face close to mine, giving me “bedroom eyes” and sticking her tongue out and wiggling it like a demented serpent.

No way!

Anyway, more about Leila later.

Next I was accosted by the self proclaimed bj queen of Artemis. Sorry I don’t remember the name. This girl looked good from about 3 meters but close up she looked older and wore a lot of make up. But what a sales pitch. In all honesty the sales pitch was very, very good and even though my spidy sense was tingling away like crazy, little “A” was responding to her spiel, a fact that did not go unnoticed by her.

Her claim was that she had no gag reflex and that she would take my dick right into her throat. Tempting. However, the big head was also in order tonight and I kept wondering about the fact that she was wearing all that make up....

IMO a good bj is wet, drolly and sloppy, as well as deep. As girl with so much carefully applied make up is unlikely to really slobber all over my dick is she. She kept up her sales pitch for a good 15 minutes, telling me that I had better act now as she would be fully booked later on.

In the end I turned her down and while it is true that I did not see her for a good 3 hours after that, by around 22:00 I noticed that she was at a losse end and prowling the kinos just like any other girl on a less than busy Saturday night at the “A”.

Next up was Vivian who I did eventually take to a room. A very nice girl. 25, very slim, small breast, long dark hair. She told me that she is from Berlin but was born in Slovakia. Vivian was at the bar downstairs and we started smiling at each other. Finally she got up and came over to me, sitting on a stool until I invited her to sit on the couch with me. We chatted and flirted for a good half hour before she suggested we might head to a room. I honestly told her that I really like her but that I was also waiting for another girl who may or may not show tonight. With this she seemed totally alright and still stayed with me chatting. Another 15 minutes passed and I finally told her that it looked like the girl I was waiting on would not show (it was by now around 20:30) so it would be very nice to head to a room together. We had been heavily flirting for the past half hour and I was ready for a session.

As you no doubt can guess it was a very, very good session. I will definitely repeat with this girl given the chance.

Next up (sometime later) was Bella, a 20 year old Turkish girl with a beautiful body, full breasts, blond-ish streaked hair and a pussy piercing. This session was good but not great. Her body was what I enjoyed but the connection was not so strong. She is, IMO, a good solid provider but with me lacked a bit of passion. I would probably not repeat with Bella unless she got real flirty and friendly and spent a long while teasing and enticing me.

Next came Angel from Hungary. Angel seems to be a very nice girl, around 20-23, long brown hair, apple breasts and a slim figure. We had been chatting the past two times I had been at Artemis and I had always ended up putting her off. And she kept coming back.

Tonight, later in the evening I kind of felt like I had run out of excuses, or she wore me down and I finally agreed to a session.In the room I found her to be much less passionate than was her promise. I sort of knew that this was how it would be and in fact joked with her on the way to the room that by the end of the session I would be satisfied and that she would be unsatisfied, but not for the reason she thought.

In fact this is what happened. I gave her good long licking in which I am fairly sure that she had at least a small “O”. Then it was my turn and she started one of those very sub-standard bjs one occasionally gets. The bj was mostly a hand job with the lips and mouth hovering somewhere near the dick and very occasionally actually getting involved in the action.

In the end the half hour was over and little A was now where near ready to come. In fact he was more or less unresponsive and down for the count.

But Angel then started pressuring me to extend to an hour session. No way! I said.
She got all pouty and pissy about it which only served to strengthen my resolve and I got up and put the robe on, telling her it was over and I was paying her 60 euros and that I was quite satisfied-which, funnily enough, was true.

Back to Leila. Every time I sat down and she saw me she came over, sat on top of me (heavy) stuck her face in mine and did the tongue wiggle thing. I tried every excuse I could think of until finally I decided that indeed honesty is the best approach and told her that there was no way that we would ever have a session together. The poor girl should have left it there but still she insisted on knowing why. So I told her that it was because I was jot in the least bit attracted to her. This shut her up in a hurry, she sat there looking insulted for several minutes and finally left me not to bother me again. Sweet relief.

I guess I should have left at this point but I was hungry for one more. It took ages to settle on anyone and by this time it was late and the mood seemed very restless to me. I had a couple of hopefuls (the Catherine Zeta-Jones look alike for one) but all of them seemed hard to contact.

Finally by the stairs I spotted Anya (not sure of the name) a sort of slutty, skinny girl who I found out was Romanian. She had a sort of gap tooth smile that I found sort of sexy for some reason and a very flesh pair of pussy lips that I managed to scope.

Off to the room we went. All in all it was a good session. She was very agreeable and had a sexy little body. It is doubtful though that I would repeat with this girl. Curiosity satisfied I would choose someone else.

In the end I left Artemis at around 2:30, very much exhausted and spent. A good Saturday night and my last one for a few weeks due to work commitments.

[Ortos]

Next up (sometime later) was Bella, a 20 year old Turkish girl with a beautiful body, full breasts, blond-ish streaked hair and a pussy piercing. This session was good but not great. Her body was what I enjoyed but the connection was not so strong. She is, IMO, a good solid provider but with me lacked a bit of passion. I would probably not repeat with Bella unless she got real flirty and friendly and spent a long while teasing and enticing me.

Next came Angel from Hungary. Angel seems to be a very nice girl, around 20-23, long brown hair, apple breasts and a slim figure. We had been chatting the past two times I had been at Artemis and I had always ended up putting her off. And she kept coming back.

Tonight, later in the evening I kind of felt like I had run out of excuses, or she wore me down and I finally agreed to a session.In the room I found her to be much less passionate than was her promise. I sort of knew that this was how it would be and in fact joked with her on the way to the room that by the end of the session I would be satisfied and that she would be unsatisfied, but not for the reason she thought...

...Then it was my turn and she started one of those very sub-standard bjs one occasionally gets. The bj was mostly a hand job with the lips and mouth hovering somewhere near the dick and very occasionally actually getting involved in the action...

...Finally by the stairs I spotted Anya (not sure of the name) a sort of slutty, skinny girl who I found out was Romanian. She had a sort of gap tooth smile that I found sort of sexy for some reason and a very flesh pair of pussy lips that I managed to scope.

Off to the room we went. All in all it was a good session. She was very agreeable and had a sexy little body. It is doubtful though that I would repeat with this girl. Curiosity satisfied I would choose someone else.




Love 'em and leave 'em, Angus, sometimes that's what a poor monger must do. Sad isn't it? Fuck 'em and chuck em, that's just the way it goes...until you meet the one or two (like yours who didn't show up).

Great Reports, Mr Angus. Hard to believe you made your first FKK visit --when was it?-- just a few months ago?

Aren't you ever tempted to get on an ICE and head to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt, just try out another FKK just for comparison? I bet you'd love Bernd's outside Bonn or Oase near Frankfurt...

Keep em coming, mate...

Ortos

[Angus Magee]

Aren't you ever tempted to get on an ICE and head to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt, just try out another FKK just for comparison? I bet you'd love Bernd's outside Bonn or Oase near Frankfurt...

Keep em coming, mate...

Ortos

I am tempted. Very much so. But when I add in the hotel costs for an over night stay it gets expensive. But things are going well at work and maybe by next Autumn I will be financially ready to make a trip like that.

And maybe I should also look at the possibility of a night train back to Berlin. That I could handle.

I was actually talking about this with ISG member Chukar who meet up with me last Monday evening for a drink here in Berlin. With the lower cost of entrance and lower session prices it just might make sense.

In the mean time, yes I have more or less given up the bordellos (except for the occasional session and my regular sweetie Adriana at MR who I try to see once a month) in favor of Artemis. I like the fact that you can hang out there for many hours relaxing in the downstairs lounge and using the wellness facilities.

[Lottanutt]

I am sorry if this off topic here guys. First off this is a wonderful site to be in! I have read some wonderful trip here and I am now prepared to go to Germany. I would like to know what hotel is near Artemis? I read that Hotel Kronprinz is walking distance with Artemis. But unfortunalty they are booked up in mid May, thats the date I am planning to be in Berlin. Can someone recommend me a nice cheap hotel that is close to Artemis so cad fare would not ruin my trip. I am coming from the US, so currency is heavy on me.

[Iseeu]

Love 'em and leave 'em, Angus, sometimes that's what a poor monger must do. Sad isn't it? Fuck 'em and chuck em, that's just the way it goes...until you meet the one or two (like yours who didn't show up).

Great Reports, Mr Angus. Hard to believe you made your first FKK visit --when was it?-- just a few months ago?

Aren't you ever tempted to get on an ICE and head to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt, just try out another FKK just for comparison? I bet you'd love Bernd's outside Bonn or Oase near Frankfurt...

Keep em coming, mate...

Ortos
Angus- Another great report. Deserves to be put on ROD. So I will...

Ortos- When I last saw Angus in September, he had not yet been to Artemis. He was thinking about it. We spoke about this and I said that he just had to try it once. How could our Berlin meister live so close and never have visited his local FKK which is frequented by so many casual visitors to his home city?How could his epic "Berlin Mongering Guide" be complete without this one last chapter?

Now see what we've done! He's become our Artemis- meister and has really honed his FKK skills and mambo, but we've lost the best expert that we had on the Berlin prive haus scene.

I also suggested that he just had to visit Bernd's and Oase, and offered to be his driver and guide if he ever got the urge. Now, I fear that he will never leave Berlin for too long, since, he might miss the return of his fave Artemis lady...

Angus- Btw, the offer still stands.

[I Like Birds]

I am sorry if this off topic here guys. First off this is a wonderful site to be in! I have read some wonderful trip here and I am now prepared to go to Germany. I would like to know what hotel is near Artemis? I read that Hotel Kronprinz is walking distance with Artemis. But unfortunalty they are booked up in mid May, thats the date I am planning to be in Berlin. Can someone recommend me a nice cheap hotel that is close to Artemis so cad fare would not ruin my trip. I am coming from the US, so currency is heavy on me.
Hey, Lottanutt. You might wish to try here: http://www.hotel.de/SearchAllLocation.aspx?lng=EN
In the menue just enter the address: Halenseestr. 36, 10711, Berlin .. Then select "Germany" and enter the rest of the parameters [including the vicinity].

"Ibis Hotel Berlin Messe" seems to be within nearly the same distance as "Kronprinz" - 700 meters, to be precise - and should cost you around EUR 70-80 per night [though pricies vary if there are fairs during the days of your visit].
There are also a couple more within 1km radius .. Cannot recommend any, though, as I've never stayed there.

In any case, hotel.de is the most resonable way to book hotels in Germany.

[Lottanutt]

I like bird,

Thank you so much. That will help alot, I was told 3 nights is good in Berlin but I hear 5 days would good to cover it all. Think I will stay for 6 nights. I will be buying a German rail pass and monger in Frankfurt, hannover, colonge, etc. I am still debating if I should do 3 weeks or a month. its getting expensive.

[Amorousman40]

I went to Hotel Messe last week and it was 26 euros for the night booked on www.booking.com. There's an Ibis opposite that was 59 euros for the night. Both 10 mins walking distance

[Jackyo]

Our Berlinmeister has become an Artemismeister! Ach!

The road to moral depravity is a slippery one!

[Lottanutt]

Hey, Lottanutt. You might wish to try here: http://www.hotel.de/SearchAllLocation.aspx?lng=EN
In the menue just enter the address: Halenseestr. 36, 10711, Berlin .. Then select "Germany" and enter the rest of the parameters [including the vicinity].

"Ibis Hotel Berlin Messe" seems to be within nearly the same distance as "Kronprinz" - 700 meters, to be precise - and should cost you around EUR 70-80 per night [though pricies vary if there are fairs during the days of your visit].
There are also a couple more within 1km radius .. Cannot recommend any, though, as I've never stayed there.

In any case, hotel.de is the most resonable way to book hotels in Germany.Thank you so much Bird. I was told that 3 nights in Berlin is to much, and some tell me that 3 is not enough to see Berlin. My primary goal is to do FKK in the evening till dawn :-) but I like to see Berlin and its culture. 5 nights okay to see Berlin? I am planning to stay in Germany for a month.

Any recommnedations to cheap places to stay for a single male that only needs a place to sleep, and shower? private bathroom is a must for me. Where is the RDd in Berlin? I would believe that would be Charlotburgen?

[West By Sun]

Can someone recommend me a nice cheap hotel that is close to Artemis so cad fare would not ruin my trip. I am coming from the US, so currency is heavy on me.



Hi Lottanutt,

I don't know if this information helps you but I dare say: I think you don't need a hotel in warking distance to Artemis, because Berlin has an excellent railway system, running all over the night in week end. And my favorite hotel in Berlin is Hotel Bogota.

http://www.hotel-bogota.de/default.aspx?lang=en

This budget hotel is located in only two stops of S5 from Westcreuz(Artemis)and provides you a cheap but so wonderful retro mood style decoration room in perfect cleanness . The reception is open 24/24. It will cost you 2 or 3 euros to get to Artemis by train or 10 euros by taxi. You can avoid Hotel Ibis or this kind of tasteless, dull hotels to make your stay in Berlin nicer.

WBS

[Rain City]

Visited Artemis in Berlin first time. It is conveniently located at S-Bahn Westkreuz station. Get out of the exit, go left, go over the bridge, then you can see it on the left.

The entrance fee was 80 euro, 30 min session was 60. CIM was 50. Other services, I did not try and did not ask (Greek, COB, etc). Non alcohol drinks were free.

I went in shortly after 3 PM. They told me they stop serving breakfast at 3 PM. I just missed it. They said dinner will be served at 6 PM.

I was able to access the basement, and the 1st floor without girl's company. You need to go with a gril (or girls) to access the top floor.

Basement was smoke free. It had a gym, pool, sauna, kino, a bar, etc. First floor had locker rooms (men's and women's), another bar and lounge, another kino, and the dinning room. Food was just okay. Nothing special. Lounge and bar area on the 1st floor was filled with smoke.

Spotted a few potentials during daytime, but not totally my type. So I took it easy and waited for the night shift's arrival (8 PM).

I met Daniella (from Austria) and had a nice session, although we left the room after 20 min. She was fair skined, bleached blonde, with very light blue eyes. She had also Asian like eye shapes, and if she wasn't fair skinned with light blue eyes, I would have thought she was from one of the Stans.

I also spotted Samuela (Turkey) and Isabella (Romania) as potential candidates. But they became busy as the evening went and I wasn't patient enough to wait for them. So I called off the night and went back to the hotel.

Overall, Artemis is a nice club, but it wasn't as comfortable as Palace. The best place to obsesrve the girls and interaction between them and the customers are at the stairways. So I needed to stand up all the time. The first floor bar was smoky. Food wasn't that great.

This is already a very nice club. And with a bit of changes, I thought this would be a superb club.

[Edie72]

Lottanutt: try Adam Hotel. Is near Charlottenburg. Very Basic, good breakfast, nu more than 40 E/day, I've been there. And the taxi from Artemis to Hotel, at night is not more than 6-8 Euro (If you prefere walking at night will be 15-20 minutes)

[Angus Magee]

I know I said that I would not be back at Artemis for a few weeks last night...but...I did not work long, as expected, on Friday and Saturday I found myself finished at noon...so...by around 16:30 on Saturday I found myself on the bus (almost door to door from my place to Artemis, how convenient) and headed for another night in the company of all the lovely ladies.

First things first I had a Milch Cafe at the bar then headed to the sauna for an hour or so. The I settled in at the downstairs bar on a sofa to read and wait. I read for some time and only had to turn down a couple of ladies who happened by. At around 19:30 Ella appeared and came over for a hug. Happy to see her I immediately asked her to a room.

The fav lady I was sort of waiting for looked like she would be again a no-show for the evening. She has not showed now for three weeks and I am beginning to admit to the fact that she may not be back.... Good thing I am not pining and that there are plenty of other ladies to distract me in the mean time!

What can I say about Ella? She was quite simply fantastic. I know that I am sometimes given to superlatives but I have to now say that Ella ranks up there with the top three service providers that I have seen in my life.

We started with a serious DFK session, teeth clicking, tongues dancing and lips (she has the softest lips) squishing. From there we went to a lengthy 69 until she sat back, my nose buried in her pussy as she rode my face and tongue to an orgasm-I love it when a lady rides my face like that.

Then she positioned herself between my legs and started to suck my cock. She really sucks cock when she sucks cock. I know that may sound a bit ridiculous but I think many women are really not so involved when they have a dick in their mouth. Ella seems to know just exactly how much pressure to use so that the pleasure is maximum and never crossing the sensitivity line. And she does not ignore the boys either again knowing just how hard to suck them without causing any pain.

Now I have to admit that as I lay there she could have just finished me with her mouth. Lets face it, a woman could really get a guy to agree to anything in the world when she has his dick in her mouth and is giving a top notch bj. In the back of my mind I was thinking-oh, and I sort of wanted this to be an inexpensive night....

But to her absolute credit she did not take any advantage of me in this weakened, completely helpless in fact, position. Rather as I approached my orgasm she took her mouth off little A and finished me with her hand. And there was nothing to complain about as her hj, like her bj, was top of the line perfect. I think some of my potential babies might still be hanging from the ceiling in Artemis tonight.

After a cuddle and a chat I headed down stairs to happily pay Ella, hit the shower and then the dining room for some diner-a beef in gravy concoction with the gravy tasting mainly of salt. Less than impressive and I agree that the food at Artemis could certainly be improved.

Than back to the downstairs to finish my book and recuperate.

The rest of the evening was kind of restless for me, once finishing my book and heading up to the big bar and all the action. It was not a very busy night. Indeed at one point, at around 22:00 I was in the upstairs bar and it was virtually empty of girls and men.

When the girls were there they would not leave you alone, well some of them anyway. I had yet another encounter with Leila from last week. After talking to her for a couple of minutes I realized that she had no idea who I was and that we had spoken last week and that I had told her that I had no attraction to her what so ever. So I had to repeat this. And this time she seemed to take it personally and asked incredulously if I was saying that she was unattractive. Yikes!

Finally I got it through to her that I was trying to tell her that she was not my type. I thought that after this she would leave me alone but still she would give it a try from time to time.

As it got later and later I knew that I wanted another session but had no real idea with whom. As always there are stirrings of interest from time to time but nobody really jumping out. At around 1:00 I gave myself a 15 minute limit to find a girl or leave. Then at about 1:10 I was headed towards the showers when at the door to the bar I spied a girl I had seen a couple of times earlier but never in really good light. Here by the door, as she chat up another punter who looked less than interested she looked really, really good. I waited a couple of minutes for him to turn her down and then as she turned to leave I motioned her over and asked her name.

Roberta. From Italy she claimed, though I suspect that this is a marketing gimmick on her part and she is in fact Romanian. But I could be wrong. Not wasting any time I asked her to a room and up we went, only to be met with a 20 minute wait for a room. No worries, the time was put to good use with a bit of talk and with Roberta getting little A ready under the robe, unrequested I might ad. A good sign?

In the room I soon realized that I had chosen well. Roberta ia a very sweet girl with a very hot, slightly skanky look to her. And when I lay her back on the bed and opened her legs I was also greeted by a very flesh prominent pair of pussy lips which regular readers will know are a real favorite of mine.

With Roberta the sex was good. Actually very good. Her bj was soft, smooth and she kept her hands well away. Her fake moans were just authentic enough to keep me interested and she was agreeable to everything I suggested even a bit of finger play which I find a rarity in Artemis girls.

We were in the room the full half hour after which I paid the girl, hit the change room and was soon on my way home. All in all a very satisfying evening.

[Jackyo]

Hi Lottanutt,

I don't know if this information helps you but I dare say: I think you don't need a hotel in warking distance to Artemis, because Berlin has an excellent railway system, running all over the night in week end. And my favorite hotel in Berlin is Hotel Bogota.

http://www.hotel-bogota.de/default.aspx?lang=en

This budget hotel is located in only two stops of S5 from Westcreuz(Artemis)and provides you a cheap but so wonderful retro mood style decoration room in perfect cleanness . The reception is open 24/24. It will cost you 2 or 3 euros to get to Artemis by train or 10 euros by taxi. You can avoid Hotel Ibis or this kind of tasteless, dull hotels to make your stay in Berlin nicer.

WBS
I can recommend Hotel Bogota too. Its basic but well situated just at the corner of the Kudamm.

Helmut Newton, the fashion and erotic photographer, once had his studios in the building.

It also has a Nazi past. I forget who used to have offices there. Might have been H. Himmler himself.

[Bratwurst]

The good part of my job is I can more or less decide where to be and when in Germany. So on my way to Hamburg I am spending two days on business in Berlin. First night in town this Wednesday: Artemis it had to be, for the first time. Being sort of regular at Oase and GT (my fave clubs) I was very focused on this visit, just like a restaurant gourmet testing a new top class restaurant with high expectations.

Club facilities: very up-class atmosphere, chic lounge with huge bar counter (very nice the raised floor with sofas where everything can be perfectly observed), nicely displayed porno-kino. The lower floor is a huge wellness area very clean and welcoming (for the first time I saw people regularly using even the normal indoor pool), and there is another kino and a reasonable gym, for those who want do some push-ups without giving out 60 euros! I would say Artemis wins this against Oase and GT, it almost matches Palace which I would rate as top level.

Rooms: the rooms are all located on the upper floor (plus you can fuck in the kinos and in some small round beds with some weird curtains in the main lounge). Rooms are better fitted and cleaner as Oase (well it’s not that hard), but they are way way too dark and warm, the two things I hate the most). I like GT indoor rooms much better, and even for this Palace remains the top scorer.

Food: I stayed from 7pm to 1230pm, salad buffet was pretty ok but the announced fish was out and the chicken. Well, let’s just say I ate more pussy then food (new patent for Pussy Diet? )

Pussy: well guys, believe it or not, I was blessed at my first Artemis attempt with 120 checked-in girls. I guess it’s not the rule, since there is a busy Tourism Mess in town, but for sure a nice suprise for your friendly Bratwurst! All my stay there were never more robes than Mushis, and quite a party vibe in the main lounge. The quality of the cattle was very high as well, easily matched Oase, GT or Palace on good days. Just some of them could get pushy (not the best ones), though not like in FKK World. Overall relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere.

First zimmer with LENA: yes guys, she is the gorgeous BEATA when doing Oase. One of the prettiest smiles on earth, no make up, no earrings (but some tottoos and mushi piercing! ), full natural breasts, just the perfect next door hooker. Says she don’t enjoy DFK and DATY with everybody, but as I masturbated her laying on her stomach with my hand while licking her asshole and pussy she was soft and wet in 30 seconds. She delivers a solid BBBJ (though not skilled as other artists), and is overall a fun session.

LENA (ca. 25yo, Poland, short blonde hair, 178cm): face 9, body 8, service 8, 60 euros for full 30mins.

Fyi: BEATA / LENA needs some Abwechslung, and will be doing Oase from next Thursday for some days, grab her while you can down in BHH.

Second zimmer with ELLA: after reading some reports I spotted her in the kino and knew it was her before asking. I confirm the close to perfection ass-waist proportion, and the glowing personlity in and out of the room. Very high rating for the small, round and soft mouthlips (outstanding DFK! ) and the great ass. Too bad all that silicone in her breasts. Even though I did not get a GFE feeling in the session, and received a hot but not 5-star BBBJ (no DT), we really had a wild extended 69 + cowgirl rodeo (I just love small girls riding me! ).

She is an easy choice. Thanks to Angus and others, this forum rules!

ELLA (late 20’s, Russia, short curly blonde, 160cm): face 7, body: 8 (should be 7 in my book, but that ass.), service 8, 60 euros for 35 mins.

There was plenty of choice for another 10 zimmers. I remember reading some bad reports for CONCETTA (italia / germany) but you have to admit that she is one of the hottest gals in the house. A real doll. Lots of other names I forgot, I even saw some GT (SISSI) and OASE (DANA, others) regulars. Lots of bulgarian girls. Lots of italian boys, plus weird Rod Stewart lookalike with dyed hair and moustach was roarring everywhere with clothes (the manager? ). Two sweethearts were giving pole dance shows: one stunning east european looking blonde (with bad boob-job, though) and one nasty small curly redhaed which looked like half an hour of fun. Any help here with the names, guys?

One last comment: PRICE! Entrance is 80 euro, the standard session is 60 euro (extras 50). It is not cheap, if I compare with OASE or (even worse! ) GT, where I don’t expect lower quality sessions. Nonetheless I had a great time, intense sex sessions with two gorgeous ladies, sauna, hamam, dance-show and buffet for 200 euro, therefore I am tempted to be indulgent. No reason to write Berlin off my business schedules!

Ciao, e viva la fica!

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[Angus Magee]

Excellent report Bratwurst. Look for it in the RoD thread.

Thanks

AM

[Anarkypg]

Which is, in your opinion, the best fkk? I visited only Artemis in Berlin and it was great! Is there one better than Artemis, in Germany or in Switzerland?

Thanks!

[Charles Browne]

Have any of you regulars at Artemis ever asked a lady to join you in the shower for a little lathering before a session? This happens to be a major fetish for me - I love to feel a girl's soapy skin. If I can't find that in Artemis, I think I would rather go to a brothel like KD, Liberty or Monrouge. Have you seen any action in the showers?

[Angus Magee]

Have any of you regulars at Artemis ever asked a lady to join you in the shower for a little lathering before a session? This happens to be a major fetish for me - I love to feel a girl's soapy skin. If I can't find that in Artemis, I think I would rather go to a brothel like KD, Liberty or Monrouge. Have you seen any action in the showers?

Hi,

Never seen any action in the showers at Artemis. But if you find a girl who is willing there is a single stall shower in the bathroom upstairs (same floor as the rooms) so you could have some privacy.

AM

[Charles Browne]

I have two questions for the forum:

1) Are the girls in this video representative of the average "quality" of the girls in Artemis (age, appearance)? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2226518/bravo_artms/

2) If I have about 200 euros to spend, I can either go to Artemis and have two 30 minute sessions (80 entrance, 2x60 for the sessions), or I can go and have two 60 minute sessions @ Monrouge, if I go there before 16.00 in the afternoon. Double the time... How would you choose and why? I don't have hours and hours of available time, so I can't spend the whole afternoon @ Artemis anyway.

[James Bond 007]

Which one is the best is really subjective depending on who you ask. If you look at the threads here in German FKK sub-forum, you can see which clubs have the most active threads. Besides Artemis, I would say the Hessen big 3 (Palace, World, Oase) and some of the the NRW clubs (Golden Time, Bernds, Living Room) have the most active threads.


Which is, in your opinion, the best fkk? I visited only Artemis in Berlin and it was great! Is there one better than Artemis, in Germany or in Switzerland?

Thanks!

[Lucasur]

I have two questions for the forum:

1) Are the girls in this video representative of the average "quality" of the girls in Artemis (age, appearance)? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2226518/bravo_artms/I'd say yes. Unless you are very unlucky and go in a bad day there will always be at least 4-5 girls more beautiful than those of the video (and perhaps even much more beautiful). Obviously your tastes will be the judge but everytime I have been at Artemis I always saw at least 2-3 really stunning women and no more than a couple of downright ugly ones while the rest was more or less like the ones in the video.
2) If I have about 200 euros to spend, I can either go to Artemis and have two 30 minute sessions (80 entrance, 2x60 for the sessions), or I can go and have two 60 minute sessions @ Monrouge, if I go there before 16.00 in the afternoon. Double the time... How would you choose and why? I don't have hours and hours of available time, so I can't spend the whole afternoon @ Artemis anyway.Time is not everything. As I am the kind of guy who prefers to spend some minutes to talk with the girl, to see wheter there is something more than a beautiful body or not and given that this is not possible in a classic brothel as Monrouge, I'd say go to Artemis, even if it'll mean less time with the girls.
Unless you like very much one of the Monrouge's girls from the site that is.

[Angus Magee]

I have two questions for the forum:

1) Are the girls in this video representative of the average "quality" of the girls in Artemis (age, appearance)? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2226518/bravo_artms/

2) If I have about 200 euros to spend, I can either go to Artemis and have two 30 minute sessions (80 entrance, 2x60 for the sessions), or I can go and have two 60 minute sessions @ Monrouge, if I go there before 16.00 in the afternoon. Double the time... How would you choose and why? I don't have hours and hours of available time, so I can't spend the whole afternoon @ Artemis anyway.


I would agree that this video shows pretty much the average. You will certainly find hotter girls and some that are below this "quality". The blond girl (I forget her name and have no personal experience) is said to be a pretty good lay. But I find her not so hot, just visually I mean. Not really my type.

Question two is more difficult to answer and all I can really do is give some considerations.

First Mon Rouge and their 100 euro offer. This is a great deal-if you can find a girl that really appeals to you and who happens to work weekdays. Not all the girls on the website do. For instance Nicky, who I heartily recommend for a PSE style session, will never be found there in the day so you will not see her for 100 euros/hr..

The one girl I know that will always be there Monday-Friday daytimes is Adriana. She is a very sweet girl and I am a regular with her but I have to say that my recommendation of her is guarded. That is she really only warmed up after multiple sessions and still I have had much better sex in my life than I have with her. But she is so sweet and nice to see that I let that slide and see her anyway.

So that selection for the 100 euro special will be limited.

As for Artemis, 200 euros is really not enough to have a really good time in this club. I think you have to be at least willing to spend 300. You may, in fact, only spend 200 but to have such a low limit (200) will put a lot of pressure on you to chose well, and it is just this sort of pressure that causes us mongers to chose badly.

And I also find that being able to sit and chat a bit with the girls before a session is well worth the higher price and less time in the room actually having sex-i.e. that part of the session you pay for. So I guess in the end, Artemis gets my vote.

Oh, one more thing about my answer to question one. I visit Artemis almost exclusively on Saturday evening so I can really only say that the girls in the video are average for a Saturday night. That is on Saturday night there are always girls much hotter than those in the video. Maybe on a weekday afternoon this is different.

[Berlin123]

As a truly born and bred berlin guy, i can recommend Bogoto highly.

Especially around Kudamm, there are still so many nice old style hotels, idealy situated for mongering..so no need to spend money on souless chain hotels

[Charles Browne]

Thank you very much, Angus, for your advice. I have decided to raise my budget to a little above 300, and try to find a way to spend more time in Artemis than just an hour or two.

A few more questions for the wisdom here:

1) Can I ask a lady to give me a guided tour of the facilities? Would that obligate me to have a session with her?

2) How can I prepare myself for warding off the sharks? I'm sort of submissive, you could say - not sexually or socially, but I'm often easily persuaded. Should I rehearse phrases like "You're lovely, but I just came and wish to have a look around" and "Perhaps later"?

3) What "seals the deal"? Is it only when a lady goes down on little Charlie and puts her mouth on him? Can I engage in heavy genital petting and DFK with a lady, then have second thoughts and pull out of the engagement, without breaking the norm?

4) This is just me being lazy: What do the "extras" cost at Artemis?

[Angus Magee]

Hi CB,

None of these questions, except the one on prices, has a definitive answer. I can just offer an opinion and some thoughts for your consideration. Remember that at an FKK much depends upon your personal style with the ladies and to some degree, your experience at the FKK and your experience in general. In fact I would say that these things apply in all mongering situation but the FKK is set up so that you can use your style and experience to a greater degree.


1) Can I ask a lady to give me a guided tour of the facilities? Would that obligate me to have a session with her?


I kind of wonder what your intention in doing this would be? I mean Artemis is not so big to just walk around by one’s self to get the lay of the land. It could be good as a sort of bonding device with the lady. But then if you wanted to bond with a lady then maybe you would already be pretty sure that you wanted to session with her.

It could also be good to put her to a little test. I mean if you ask and she out right refuses and give you some weird vibes then maybe she is not so interested in making you happy.

But in all honesty, to me, it sounds a bit, well to be blunt, creepy. If this tour should happen sort of spontaneously then okay. But if you are trying to get to know the lady, there are better ways IMO.


2) How can I prepare myself for warding off the sharks? I'm sort of submissive, you could say - not sexually or socially, but I'm often easily persuaded. Should I rehearse phrases like "You're lovely, but I just came and wish to have a look around" and "Perhaps later"?

Sorry, there is no way except experience to really stay well away from the shark. But in all honesty I find that the whole shark phenomenon is blown way out of proportion. That is there are not that many out there. Many of the girls that do so, just give bad service (or perhaps sub-par would be a better way of saying it) because that are not that into it.

The trick is to learn to identify who will give good, or at least better, service. To do this you just have to be patient, and yes, to learn to say no the the ladies that you don’t really like(not always easy).

Also, remember where you are. I mean this is an FKK and the ladies are there to make money and hopefully also to have some fun. So if a 20 year old hottie comes up to you, jumps on you and sticks her tongue down your throat you are either a) the most irresistible man that she has seen all week and the total cause of all the dampness between her thighs or b) a likely looking mark or bloody hunk of meat as the case may be.

So best is to go for a lady who holds back a bit and allows you to chat her up. Find someone who will just take a bit of time to talk. If you like her, and get the feeling that she likes you, you will most likely have a good session together. It is an intuitive thing and most of us are intuitive about something. It is just a matter of bringing this intuition to this environment. Sound easy? Remember, nervousness and, dare I say, fear are intuition killers. So just try to relax, be yourself and try to find a lady who is doing the same. They are out there.


3) What "seals the deal"? Is it only when a lady goes down on little Charlie and puts her mouth on him? Can I engage in heavy genital petting and DFK with a lady, then have second thoughts and pull out of the engagement, without breaking the norm?


Again, this is not cut and dry. Certainly if you initiate kisses you are moving towards commitment (well FKK commitment anyway;-) and need to either break it off immediately if you are not sure, or decide to do the session.

Your cock in her mouth is pretty much a deal clincher for her I would say, as is a finger in her pussy, which I would find unlikely as many of the girls do not enjoy fingering at such an early point in a session. They are not hot and bothered high school girls in the back seat of daddy’s Buick. They are professionals and need a bit of warming up to get to that point.

So for me, I can imagine, that if I was snuggled on a couch with a lady, finger in (or on/around) her pussy I would pretty much think that I was committed to a session and not just sampling the goods. If you are there to sample the goods without paying odds are that your FKK experience will not be very good.

A successful FKK experience requires some maturity, and honesty, from both parties. You have to keep in mind that for the lady it is not so easy all the time being hit on and having guys try to push her limits. Put yourself in her place for a minute and ask yourself-how would I feel?








4) This is just me being lazy: What do the "extras" cost at Artemis?

I am not sure of all extras but the basics are: bbbj-included almost always, bbbjcim-50€, Anal-100€, lesbian show with two ladies-50€ for each of the ladies (so a 1/2 hour w/ show would be 220-yikes!) and cob (come on breasts)-50€.

Extras at Artemis are, frankly, sort of expensive. And I guess this is how many of the ladies make their money. I mean the Kino sessions are often quite short (15-20 mins.) and if the lady can get you to cim that puts the price at 110€. Three or four of these session and that is a pretty good night for not so much heavy lifting I would say.

Personally I tend to stay away from the extras at Artemis and if I like a girl go for the extra time of a longer session. If I really want to come in a girls mouth I can do so for 15€ at one of the lesser brothels here in Berlin.

And in all honesty I find that cim is really only worth the extra expense if the girl is at least sort of into it and will not immediately, upon ingesting your goo, run for the waste basket to spit and gag, as happened to me the one time I relaxed my rule and went for cim at Artemis-Isabela, an anorexic-ally thin Moldavian girl, if I remember correctly.

And 50€ for cob-don’t even talk to me about that.


And one final, and general, word-remember that as a new visitor and tourist you are at a bit of a disadvantage at a club like Artemis. The girls are not stupid and they know who is likely to return and who is just there for an adventure and will be gone. Some ladies use this to their advantage, but not all. I have found that at Artemis there are plenty of genuinely nice girls who want you to have fun with them regardless of the likelihood of their ever seeing you again.

But when you first enter Artemis it can be a bit overwhelming especially if it is busy and the girls are in full stalker mode. Probably an afternoon visit would be better for your first time as the atmosphere is a bit more relaxed even though the selection can be less at that time.

Myself, I tend to love the Saturday night buzz but I always take some time at the beginning to relax in the pool and sauna and to gather myself so that I don’t just jump on the first pretty face that comes along.

BTW-I will be at Artemis later today (4:00 pm?) if any one is going. Look for me down in the pool bar relaxing on a sofa and reading a good book before the nights exertions.

[Angus Magee]

I was just sitting here wondering what else I could possibly say to help CB have a very positive first time experience at when he visits Artemis. I mean I write here, and on the Berlin general board, a lot. The reason I do so is because I love to monger here in Berlin and have gathered a great deal of experience here and in other parts of the world. Despite the fact that mongering is often looked down upon by some, it can be a fun activity and way for men to have the experience of sex for which we all hunger.

One of the reasons that the FKK is such a good place to have this sort of experience is that you get the chance to talk to the girl before committing to a session. Use this to your advantage. I find that if you can make it a goal to make the girl laugh at some dumb joke that you make, with in the first 5 or so minutes of contact, that is a very good indication that you will at least have a decent time with her. Laughter relaxes people and relaxed people tend to have a better time. And to succeed in this goal you wil also have to relax a bit-just try being funny when you are tense. Does not work.

So have a fun and relaxing time CB. remember that it is not a serious activity, mongering. No matter what happens try to have a bit of fun.

And don't forget to write us a report.

AM

[Ekliges Lauern]

I was just sitting here wondering what else I could possibly say to help CB have a very positive first time experience at when he visits Artemis. I mean I write here, and on the Berlin general board, a lot. The reason I do so is because I love to monger here in Berlin and have gathered a great deal of experience here and in other parts of the world. Despite the fact that mongering is often looked down upon by some, it can be a fun activity and way for men to have the experience of sex for which we all hunger.


Angus,

This is what this board should be all about, helping each other. A while back I wrote some advise for a newbee visiting Palace for the first time. The general principles should be the same for pretty much any club. Basically, it boils down to don't get rushed into the room by an insistent or aggressive pitch, observe and interact with the ladies and finally, give the impression that you are not a tourist and that the will likely see you again in the club.

I hope this helps.

Cheers,
EL

http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=750546&postcount=3079

[Charles Browne]

This is the second report of three about my experiences on the Berlin FKK scene. It consists of some observations about interacting with the girls in Artemis and details a session I had with Conchetta.

First the ambience: I arrived at Artemis on Maundy Thursday by Christian reckoning (9th of April). One of the girls later told me that it was a fairly slow day at the “fickenfabrik” (fuck factory – her words, not mine). I would estimate that there were upwards of 40-50 girls in the establishment, and less than 80 guys at any one time.

Artemis, as you no doubt know if you have read this thread carefully, has three floors. There is a large central stairwell with a broad spiral staircase. The upper floor (2nd) has the fuck-rooms, to put it bluntly. There is a board where girls fetch keys for the rooms. When a room has been used, she puts the key down on a table, where the cleaning ladies pick it up, clean the room and return the key to the board. At least, that’s how I guess it all works.

The middle floor (1st floor) is where most of the girls hang out. There is a big, dark lounge with many couches, a large central bar, and adjoining this lounge are a “kino” and the buffet. Unfortunately for me, Germans tend to smoke a lot in public places. I have a medical condition which makes it difficult for me to stay for long in locations where you can cut the air with a knife. My eyes dry up and start to itch, and my breathing doesn’t work all that well. Better ventilation would have been nice – and a dedicated smoking area, not smoking allowed in the entire room. But that’s just me being Swedish I suppose…

The basement floor is the “wellness” area and features a smallish swimming pool that nobody seemed to be using, a couple of saunas, a solarium, a small gym, the wellness bar and a kino with some adjoining smallish rooms. Also, at the bottom of the stairwell, there is a gigantic sofa-bed where you can lie down and have a rest while sneeking a peak of the beautiful girls walking up and down the stairs.

Next the girls: My first impression was this – and you shall have to excuse me for taking the lord’s name in vain: Oh holy Mary mother of God, how many gorgeous girls there are! I simply couldn’t believe my eyes. I had expected the average age of the girls to be quite a bit higher, but most of them looked to be in the 20-30 years range. There was an abundance of tall, dark-haired euro models with slim, fit bodies and perfect breasts of all sizes. For those who like their girls a little heavier, there were a few MILFs around, and a few young girls with a bit more flesh on their bones, but most girls there were in the 18-23 BMI range (i.e. quite slim).

And since there was such a high female/male ratio, there seemed to be many girls walking around looking for clients. They all honed in on me, it seemed, detecting something in my face that said “fresh newbie meat” and “easy money”. When a naked, gorgeous girl smiles at me in a friendly manner, I tend to automatically smile back. That’s a bad poker face in an FKK, I suppose.

Walking out of the showers, I hadn’t even started down the stairs before I was blocked by a 25-year old eastern European cutie with incredible breasts and a slim killer body and nice face, who put her arms around me, asked my name, wanted to know if it was my first time here, said I spoke good German (I don’t really) – the whole works. I could have gone with her to a room and been happy about having had sex with such a looker, but I had decided long before going that I was going to wait at least 45 minutes before going to a room with a girl, so I politely said I had just arrived and needed a drink first to cool my nerves. Then I added “vielleicht spä***” (perhaps later), which was to become my mantra for the evening.

Walking down the stairs, I was again blocked by a girl and got an armful or naked flesh and a beaming smile. And when I had dodged her, I was blocked again… You get the idea. This was certainly a different experience from LaFolie two days earlier. My problem is that I’m way too polite, I guess. Or just too soft on putting a girl down – I don’t want to disappoint them. I realize this is stupid and to my disadvantage but I just can’t help it.

Anyway, there were some memorable moments before a girl finally trapped me: In the wellness bar below, I saw a slightly chubby black girl sitting on her knees on a barstool while chatting to a guy. She certainly knew that her bubble butt was her best asset, and arched her back to accentuate it. It was one of the most erotic sights I have ever seen. I wish I could go back to Berlin right this moment and ask her that we bring that barstool into a room and have an anal session with her in that kneeling position.

And then there was the overall impression of walking down the main lounge, weaving my way through that sea of gorgeous women smiling at me, beckoning me to join them, standing or reclining in poses designed to be alluring. It was like a scene from straight out of my wildest erotic fantasies as a teenager. This alone was worth the 80 euro entrance fee I think.

What I regret most from the evening at Artemis is that I wasn’t more confident when I was confronted by two gorgeous blondes at the base of the stairwell, offering me a threesome with lesbian show. You see, I had come to Artemis with a short list of names to look for: Ella, Aida and Vivian (in order of priority). One of the two blondes was Ella. Don’t remember the other girl’s name, but she was a very tall and slim blonde from Russia, whose head looked too small for her body. Gorgeous body, though.

Ella spoke excellent English, had an inviting smile and lovely creases around her eyes. Her hair is bleached very blond, her face is very cute with big blue eyes (the prototypical baby face, making her look much younger than she probably is), and she has a tight killer body with nice enhanced breasts. Here is where my regrets are: I didn’t want to say in front of the other girl, that I wanted a session alone with Ella. Stupid, polite idiot is what I berate myself for being!

Instead I declined their offer of a threesome and went on my way, saying to Ella that she should ask me again later. I told her I had heard good things about her, and that I was really interested. But it was not to be. I asked around about her later, went looking for her, had one of her girlfriends tell her I was looking, etc. But she was busy all the time. I shall have to go back soon and be smarter!

Anyway, I guess I should report now on my session with Conchetta. She has been discussed briefly before by Rekarn here: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=834856&postcount=541&highlight=conchetta
Here is what Judge Absalon has to say about her: ”Also really liked Conchetta, pretty face, 22ish, 5'5", brown hair and eyes, 115 pounds with huge real boobs. She says she is half German half Italian. Other reporter said her boobs were fake but I think they are real and spectacular. Great session with spirited sex and deep throat blow job. No rush. Recommend.”

I would disagree about the 5'5" figure above (165 cm). Rather, she is closer to 170 cm. The is thin, very tan, and has large bolt-on breasts – or else she is a freak of nature. Her breasts felt very natural, but I would bet a large amount of money that they are saline-bags done very well. But I couldn’t care less, since they do look spectacular as J.A. wrote, and feel nice to the touch…

Conchetta blocked my path in the downstair wellness area. I hadn’t seen her before, and if I had watched her for a while I probably wouldn’t have gone to a room with her. She came up very close to me, asked all the usual questions about and gave me a really aggressive porn-style sales pitch about how she loves to deepthroat a cock, feel it in her mouth, etc: licks lips, bites lower lip, gives sultry look steaming with sexual suggestion, touches breast and squirms a bit, comes really close and whispers in my ear how she really likes to feel it down the throat and will give me the best blowjob of my life, and so forth and so on.

This is where I should have stood my ground and said no, because while she certainly was sexy and promised a true PSE, I didn’t feel chemistry or contact. She made no effort to make smalltalk or establish a connection, but only wanted to get me to come to a room ASAP. Also, she seemed to want to avoid being touched. In retrospect, I can’t really believe that I went with her. I guess I’m just too submissive and need to practice being assertive around gorgeous naked women.

We ended up in a room adjacent to the downstairs kino. It had only a bit of textile to cover the door, so it didn’t feel very private, but I soon forgot about that. When the session was about to start, I remembered to ask if she did DFK. She said no, that she only did little pecks on the mouth. When I was about to back out at that time, she quickly agreed to DFK – but as it turned out, that was an empty promise. At least, she didn’t take initiative to frech kiss me later on. And I didn’t even try to kiss her, lame passive fool that I am. But I guess that was for the best – if a girl doesn’t enjoy something, I surely won’t either.

Here is where I need to make an observation: I’m one of those guys who really likes it when a girl is enjoying herself. If she likes being tongued, I like doing it. If she doesn’t enjoy it, it gives me little pleasure other than the purely aesthetic experience of having her arse in my face. If a working girl gives me no signals what so ever about what she really does enjoy, but will fake-moan at any contact (when I touch her abdomen, for instance), I quickly get bored.

Conchetta was my first-ever Fransösich Ohne (BBBJ) experience with a working girl. I had deliberated with myself for quite some time if I should take the risk of contracting some embarrassing social disease. I’m not really scared of the “big one” because the risks are so very low with oral sex, but I am very concerned about Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Condyloma Acculminata or some “silent” form of Condyloma which might give my wife uterine cancer. But now I threw caution to the wind and let Conchetta take me to the hilt in her throat. And it was very, very nice of course.

She really did deepthroat me all the way (a modest 16 centimeters at current weight), even gagged herself while making eye contact, used her tongue to good effect, flicking it over my glans. It was a skillfully performed BBBJ by any standard, though she ought to have used her hands to fondle my balls, perhaps licked them (they were well shaved for the occasion), used her tongue on my perineum (the area below the scrotum), and the like. She also could have made an effort to kiss my mouth, neck, chest etc. before going down. That would have made it all seem less mechanical. Had there been more warm-up and more chemistry between us, I would have considered it a top-notch BBBJ though, so don’t be too put off.

I then asked if I could DATY, which she agreed to with no sign of either enthusiasm or reluctance – only mechanically reclining and spreading her legs for me. I tried my beast todo a better job with her than she had done with me – kissing her legs and stomach before closing in on her (very nice and small) pussy. Conchetta had one of those miniature pussies which, when shaved completely as hers was, gives you a shameful sense of going down on someone in primary school. Perv that I am, I like the feeling. But with Conchetta, the experience was one of little pleasure. She fake-moaned all the way, and I could tell that she wasn’t into it. And I so do love DATY when a girl enjoys it. I consider myself rather good too.

Well, I also licked her from behind, just for the aesthetic experience. Conchetta’s little bottom is spectacular by my book. That lovely little pussy, a very tiny anus, and those small butt cheeks made of steel – couldn’t be better! 10+ ass. But remember that I like petite girls – if you are a fan of bubble butts, hers is not for you. I would have loved to lick her asshole, but she told me not to when I slid my tongue up between her cheeks from behind. Too bad.

Then it was condom on and some missionaly style sex with legs lifted high. She made the appropriate noises, but not with any real enthusiasm. Then moved to doggy style and penetrated her hard and fast for a while, before my normal problem set in: She didn’t feel right, and I started thinking about how I often become flaccid at this stage, and hence I shrank and couldn’t continue.

I masturbated behind her for a while, but it didn’t really work. By now we were about 20 minutes into the session, so I was a bit stressed to come. She had given me the impression of being a clockwatcher, despite not saying a word to that effect. Maybe it was just poor chemistry and my own stress talking.

I asked that she finish me off my mouth and hand with her deep BBBJ. She asked midway if I wanted to cum in her mouth, but I told her that I was aiming for “handentspannung”. She sucked me deep, with hard strokes but no real sucktion, and used her hand to good effect. She moved around so I could fondle her breasts, stood up kneeling beside me so that I could see her great body and those superb breasts as she whacked away, etc. All in all, she made a really good effort there at the end – at my request taking me deep in her mouth a couple of times at the very end, and then masturbating me while I shot my load.

She did let go a little too soon to start the clean-up, which I suppose I should have asked her not to do. In the end, we walked up to the safety deposit lockers and I paid her the 60 euros due. She was businesslike and a bit cool and aloof as we said goodbye – no real warmth in the goodbye peck on the cheek.

And this is what makes me feel I want to have a repeat performance with Conchetta, though I wouldn’t recommend her to a friend: I heard her remark in German to a couple of her friends by the slot machine, when she thought that I was too far away to hear or understand what she said, that I had a well-filled wallet (I did) and that I was a “kartoffel” something. That means “potato”, for those of you who don’t know. I don’t know if she meant I was passive, easy money, looked like a potato, had a limp dick, or whatever, but I could tell it was not a great compliment. Why does this make me want to session with her again? Well, because I’d like to show her that I don’t need to be passive. Basically, I got so pissed off that I would like to penetrate her anally and gag her throat like Max “hardcore” Steiner. But I suppose that will just have to remain my daydream for the next year or so. I shall come back equipped with some Muse capsules of alprostadil and fuck her brains out… :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alprostadil

No, I’m just kidding, of course.. Conchetta was a bit of a shark, and I have learned that I need to be more assertive and trust my instincts more. She gave a more than decent BBBJ, has a great body (9.7 out of 10), made an effort to get me off. A good performance but absolutely no good chemistry and too much fake aggressive act for me.

That was all for report no:2. I shall return shortly with my third report about the best PFP experience of my life: Aida @ Artemis.

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[Charles Browne]

this is my third and last report on the state of fkk in berlin, and i shall focus on the best pfp session of my life: aida (aa-ee-dah).

i had sessioned with conchetta and was of two minds about the experience. in the afterglow of the concluding orgasm, i could only shake my head at how easy a mark i had been. i wasn’t exactly disappointed with the session, since she had made a real effort at the end and since she had given me plenty of visual material to digest in days and years to come. but i had been week and gone with a girl with whom i felt i wouldn’t have a really good session. i decided to consider the 60 euros “learning money” (a swedish idiom i don’t know how to translate, meaning “money you spent, where the experience taught you an important lesson”). next time, i would stand my ground, i said to myself.

after a long shower, pushing the knob every fifteenth second or so, i stumbled out into the main lounge despite the tobacco smoke being a serious hazard to me. i was of course too tired to session again for a while, and found that the phrase "ich bin zu müde, aber vielleicht spaeter" (i’m too tired, but perhaps later) worked wonders most times. i saw the rod stewart lookalike german proprietor of artemis sitting at the bar in his black suit, watched a man get a bbbj in the upstairs kino, found a man lying by the pool reading a book and asked if he by any chance was “angus magee”, to which he looked frightened and shook his head in denial and said something incomprehensible in german (just because agus is a man and often relaxes by the pool with a book, doesn’t mean all men relaxing by the pool with a book are anguses…)

the black girl i had seen sitting so provovatively on a barstool was now standing in the pool room, resting her elbows on a rail, feet together, bent over by the hips and really arching her back to draw attention to her magnificent posterior. i have rarely seen a better sales pitch. i don’t even particularly like heavier girls (i guess she was about bmi 25), but her bubble butt was truly something to remember! and since i find it very erotic and exotic to have sex with a black girl, i really did feel like asking her for a session. but alas, i was too fatigued at the time. i absolutely will session with her next time though – if she is still to be found. i hope she does anal. that would be incredible!

i ended up instead taking a break on the huge sofa-bed below the central staircase. i was joined a couple of times by ladies who wanted to know how i was doing and whether i wanted some company or wanted to come to a room, of course – but nothing too insistent. i guess they really did see that i was tired. i remember a chubby bulgarian girl in particular, because she had such a lovely face and wore blue contact lenses. she crawled up to me and lay her head on my chest and started asking the usual questions about whether i was here alone, why i was in berlin, etc. her face is perhaps the prettiest i have ever seen on a girl in real life – at least so up close. too bad i can’t remember her name. we talked about the state of prostitution in sweden, bulgaria and germany, comparing notes. she found it very amusing that i considered artemis the main reason why i love berlin so much. but i digress: i would absolutely have gone to a room with her, but for the fact that i was so tired.

after resting, i went looking for ella again. i searhed her here, i searched her there, by god i searched her everywhere. but she was busy all the time! in the end i found my way to the upstairs kino again. it was empty except for an older guy reclining on a bed, with a very tall, thin girl kneeling beside him, whispering in his ear and giving him a slow sensual sales pitch. i plopped myself down on a bed right across from them and discreetly watched the tall girl’s legs and bottom. it’s not every day that you get to enjoy such a view.

as luck had it, the guy turned her down. i had hoped that they would seal the deal, and that i would get to watch a couple of minutes of bbbj there on the couch-bed, but instead the guy declined her business offer and she made as if to step out. that’s when she noticed me.

then ensued the usual verbal fencing, but with a twist: the girl presented herself as aida. number #2 on my shortlist for the evening. i told her that i had heard lots of good things about her from other guys on the internet, and she seemed very surprised at this. she spoke a bit of english – a big enough bit that we could have a conversation in about 50% german, 50% english – and i explained to her about this forum and gave her the url. perhaps she will look in on us.

insensitive fool that i am, i told her that i was actually looking for ella this evening, but that i would very much like to have a session with her later on. she countered this move with an enlightened observation: “ella isn’t here right now – i am. perhaps you would like to go with me now and find ella later”. that’s what i decided to go for.

and here is where i would like to thank angus magee for writing that “another russian, aida is very tall, slim and pleasing to look at. we had a short interaction earlier so i motioned her over and soon we were upstairs in a room. another good choice i soon realized. her bj was not quite up to ella’s but was still very, very good. she is sensuous and un-rushed and enjoys the session. she also was very cool about letting me know what was available without giving any pressure to spend more. i would 100% repeat with her.” i actually had this comment pasted to my list of girls to look for, and while i didn’t really feel that i was 100% into aida during the sales pitch, i decided to take his recommendation and just go with it. so thank you, angus. you made my night at artemis memorable!

aida: 178 cm tall (specifically asked, because i didn’t believe at first that she was shorter than i) in stockings. with high heels, she’s incredibly tall… she weighs around 60 kilos, but was recently quite a bit heavier. we discussed this after our session when we lay chatting on the bed, because she told me that she had lost about 5 kilos per month since starting to work at artemis a little over four months ago. “very tall and slim” is a fitting description. she also has very nice breasts, but i couldn’t tell you if they were small, average or large if my life depended on it.

aida comes from st. petersburg in russia and has lived in hamburg for a few years. i would guess she is around 24-25 years old, give or take a few. her body is simply spectacular. she also has a very nice and friendly smile and sparkling eyes – and her entire person says “i am comfortable with what i do, respect myself and my customers, thoroughly enjoy myself in this situation, and i feel a bit randy tonight”

we ended up in a very small room upstairs. she gave me a very nice view of her posterior as she knelt on the bead to lay down a couple of towels. then it was time to start the session – the most exciting moment of all, when you think about it. i asked her if she liked to kiss, and she said “very much”. jackpot! i stepped in closer and leaned in for a small peck on her lips, and off we went.

making out is one of my favorite pastimes and it seemed aida felt the same. she had a delightful way of frenchkissing intensely, then pulling back and tilting her head back so that i had to bend over her to make contact again. it made me crazy with lust. we felt each other up and made out for quite a while, all the time breathing heavier and smiling more and more. she broke our kiss with the compliment “you kiss very well”. “so do you,” said i, and we laughed and continued for some time before i felt i needed to go down on her. before i did so, though, i told her that we needed to prolong the session to a whole hour, because i was really having fun!

aida seemed to thoroughly enjoy our session, which really did it for me. i licked her from behind, just as i had done with conchetta a few hours earlier and with lina at la folie two days ago, but with aida it was different. she responded with genuine enthusiasm. she pushed back at me and caught her breath as i licked her asshole. i could tell she was turned on by that, and proceded to tongue her tight, clean asshole deeper than i really like to think about after. i even sucked on it while tonguing her. well what can i say – she was into it, and therefore so was i…

we proceeded to have a very extended oral session. i let her ride my face, which she seemed to like very much. first from the front, so i could fondle her breasts while looking up at her and pushing my tongue inside her ass again, then from the rear so she could go down on little charlie in the meantime.

this was all interrupted at times so we could continue to french kiss. a truly genuine gfe! but her bbbj was considerably better than any i’ve ever had from a girlfriend, so i must say it was even better than gfe :)

during our soixante-neuf, i think she probably came at least twice. it was particularly when i put my arm around her and pushed her down on my face while lashing at her clitoris and using my fingers to massage her anus (only outside) that she seemed to really enjoy herself. a while later, after more dfk, i asked if she liked to have my fingers inside her pussy, to which she, much to my surprise, gave a resounding “yes”. massaging her gräfenberg area with my fingers intensely while sucking on her clitoris threw her over the edge again.

when she climbed off, i was wet all over the face! damn that was nice!

we went at this for quite a while. she got up one time to fetch us some water to drink and to open the window, because our room had turned into a baking oven. but then we resumed and had a very memorable session. we did reverse cowgirl, then had her lying with her back on my chest so i could fondle her breasts and clitoris at the same time. that made her explode again, i think – at least she enjoyed it very much. then back to reverse cowgirl before my curse set in and i got e.d. again. but i was having too much fun to really care about that! i had anticipated it would happen, so i wasn’t too disappointed.

more dfk and fingering her clitoris (her pussy was so engorged and tumescent now that she actually had to spread her legs and look at it in the mirror!) then on to more bbbj and another 69. by this time, her pussy was soaking wet and a little salty/tangy to the taste, but i didn’t mind as she was so very fresh. this got little charlie going again in no time, but instead of trying to mount her, i asked that she make me cum with her mouth and hands. which she did very nicely, of course, though it took quite a bit of effort on her part, since i had had a session not that long ago.

after, she told me there was still plenty of time, and that we didn’t have to rush out (i love her). instead, we lay on the bed and chatted away for a while about her nutritionist who said sex was a good way to lose weight, about where she lived, where her sister lives, speed limits in various countries, etc. she smoked a cigarette (i didn’t mind at all this time!) and posed a bit for me to give me something more to remember her by. we spoke some more about this forum and how i would like to come see her next time there is a trade show in town. then it was time to go down and settle the payment.

all in all, i had the time of my life. it was the best session i’ve ever had with a working girl, even though i needed to opt for a handjob at the end. i left artemis with a big silly smile on my face and a burning desire to come back soon. i would 110% repeat with aida. wonderful gfe! thank you aida, if you should happen to read this!

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in conclusion, artemis is the best pfp venue i have ever visited. now, my experience is not all that much to brag about – i’ve been with a grand total of eight prostitutes – but i know quality when i find it! many beautiful young girls, nice facilities and good service. i will be back. there’s poison running through my veins now, and i’ve developed a habit. perhaps i will try liberty, monrouge or kamilla dee next time, but i seriously doubt it.

again, i wish to thank angus for recommending aida and iseeu for writing about the “nod and smile” method for reeling in a girl from a distance. i would also like to thank all the other posters who have contributed answers and suggestions that were good for a newbie in the fkk scene to know – none mentioned, none forgotten.

there is much more that i could write – for instance about how girls pass around word of how clients reply to their suggestions – but i have already used more words than i ought to. i shall save it for another day.

yours truly

charles browne

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

[Angus Magee]

...and I will post in the RoD thread for future reference.

Yes Aida is certainly a very enthusiastic provider. And it sounds as if the two of you had some chemistry which always helps.

I have had two sessions with her and both were top notch. She really seems to enjoy the sex. Now, whenever I am there she stops by and chats for a while. I enjoy also here sense of humor which I quite bawdy.

BTW-did I miss report number one? I can not seem to find it in the thread.

[Charles Browne]

...and I will post in the RoD thread for future reference.

Yes Aida is certainly a very enthusiastic provider. And it sounds as if the two of you had some chemistry which always helps.

I have had two sessions with her and both were top notch. She really seems to enjoy the sex. Now, whenever I am there she stops by and chats for a while. I enjoy also here sense of humor which I quite bawdy.

BTW-did I miss report number one? I can not seem to find it in the thread.

Thank you, Angus. I think we have double-posted in the RoD then, but mine doesn't show yet since I'm not "senior member". Also, I provided links for all three reports in the series. The one you didn't find is in the "other FKKs" thread, since it details my visit to La Folie: 868976

As for Aida, I almost get jealous of you when I hear you have sessioned with her twice (very strange reaction, considering her profession). I think three things made us hit it off straight away:

1) We were compatible with the kissing technique - sometimes you just aren't, and then your kisses won't work. But with Aida, it was a perfect match, and we both seemed fascinated by how good the kisses were.

2) She was very intuitive about what I seemed to like, and she adapted well and took it easy.

3) She didn't fake anything, but gave herself to me as a girlfriend would have done - honestly doing just what she liked doing.

I shall have to work on my German skills so that we can talk a bit more next time. Ich spreche mit sehr wenig Akzent, aber mein Vokabular und mein Grammatik begrenzen mir. You say she has a bawdy sense of humor, and I could detect that she is quite intelligent, but unfortunately I speak German at a level about comparable to her own English, and that limited our conversation to the basics.

Please tell her next time you meet her, that the fat guy who loved to kiss and lick her says hi and wants to meet her again, will you? :)


EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

[DkFatBastard]

BTW-did I miss report number one? I can not seem to find it in the thread.

The first report is in the other FKK clubs thread as it's about La Folie

[Judge Absalom]

Question: can anyone recommend any good (or bad) times to come visit Artemis this summer? I've heard that I don't want to come in August as a lot of girls are on vacation. Are there any other periods of time like that during the summer that I should avoid? Any messes?

Thanks!

[DkFatBastard]

Hi Your Honor

I always check this link before planning a visit to Artemis:
http://www.berlin.de/wirtschaft/messekalender/


Question: can anyone recommend any good (or bad) times to come visit Artemis this summer? I've heard that I don't want to come in August as a lot of girls are on vacation. Are there any other periods of time like that during the summer that I should avoid? Any messes?

Thanks!

[DkFatBastard]

Hi Charlie

First of all, thank you for some great detailed reports from Artemis. When one doesn't have time to go to Artemis at the moment, these reports help me remembering the good times had at the club :-)

But is it a good idea to tell the girls about this site? I've seen on other similar sites how false reports are planted to promote certain girls. And if you write something negative about a girl you risk being confronted with it when visiting the club again. I know from some of the girls that they are aware of st least the german sites and know some of the guys by their "handle" (:-)). They are very wary of what is written about them.


This is my third and last report on the state of FKK in Berlin, and I shall focus on the best PFP session of my life: Aida (Aa-ee-dah).

... I told her that I had heard lots of good things about her from other guys on the Internet, and she seemed very surprised at this. She spoke a bit of English – a big enough bit that we could have a conversation in about 50% German, 50% English – and I explained to her about this forum and gave her the url. Perhaps she will look in on us.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

[Angus Magee]

But is it a good idea to tell the girls about this site? I've seen on other similar sites how false reports are planted to promote certain girls. And if you write something negative about a girl you risk being confronted with it when visiting the club again. I know from some of the girls that they are aware of st least the german sites and know some of the guys by their "handle" (:-)). They are very wary of what is written about them.

Thanks DkF for bringing this up. I also sort of wanted to say something but did not really want to censure CB or anything like that.

Just that my feeling is to be a bit careful about bringing the site to the attention of the girls. If I get to know a girl and she seems okay then I will sometimes mention ISG but I never really push it as a place for them to go and check out what has been written I kind of feel that this is a place for guys and is better that it remain that way.

My experience in my home country with a similar site is that when a whole bunch of ladies start visiting the site things can get a bit hairy. Suddenly they are there promoting themselves and guys start to do things like offering good reviews for better or discounted service. This degrades the quality of the reviews. And things get even nastier when someone has a grudge and starts suggesting a certain girl offers bbfs or even worse carries HIV. Yes I have seen this sort of thing happen on other boards.

My feeling with Aida (the girl CB mentioned IsG to) is that she would just find it interesting but that's about it. But in general I would not mention the board (if they are really interested they will find it by themselves) to the girls.

[Angus Magee]

Question: can anyone recommend any good (or bad) times to come visit Artemis this summer? I've heard that I don't want to come in August as a lot of girls are on vacation. Are there any other periods of time like that during the summer that I should avoid? Any messes?

Thanks!

Yes August is a time when Berlin really does get very quiet so perhaps it is not the best time to visit. But June/July should be business more or less as usual.

That being said, a quiet Artemis is not necessarily a bad place to be. The following is a report (if I can find it) written about a visit when Artemis was very quiet. Less guys can also be a good thing.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=851912&postcount=619

[Linga]

Bogota: Charged me Euro 70 for a very small room with smell of paint so strong that I had difficulty sleeping. I could hear the toilets being flushed in the adjacent rooms. Breakfast is extremely basic. Excellent rooms and breakfast spread at Casa Hotel for the same price just across the street from Bogota.

However, Bogota may have cheaper rooms without attached bathrooms similar to youth hostels but not my cup of tea.


As a truly born and bred berlin guy, i can recommend Bogoto highly.

Especially around Kudamm, there are still so many nice old style hotels, idealy situated for mongering..so no need to spend money on souless chain hotels

[Charles Browne]

Regarding telling girls about this forum or others:

I guess it has both disadvantages and advantages. If a girl is aware that her performance at any given time might be the subject of a report, that might make her try a bit harder to fulfill her clients' needs and not give bad service to some clients who she thinks will not be making another visit soon. On the other hand, it might give her some amount of performance anxiety. Teachers rarely become better because students are allowed to grade them, by comparison. If a teacher ain't good to begin with, being reviewed isn't going to make him better.

And then there's the risk that we might eventually see false reviews and the like.

To the extent that I will ever speak about forums like this and others like it to girls, I will do it only in general terms, I promise :) It's not something I aim to do - it just happened because I told Aida I had heard lots of good things about her, and she was curious about where or from whom I had heard about her. It would have been strange to have to make up a lie.

[Judge Absalom]

Thank you Angus MaGee and dkFatBastard! I really appreciate it. The messe calendar was exactly what I was looking for. One last thing, I wonder if a lot of the girls at Artemis are college girls who go to school in Berlin? If so, I wonder if a lot of them leave Berlin for the summer leading to a "changing of the guard" at Artemis? Just a thought.

[Angus Magee]

As for Aida, I almost get jealous of you when I hear you have sessioned with her twice (very strange reaction, considering her profession).

I often feel a twinge of jealousy when I read a review (or even worse, see her heading off to the rooms with someone else)of a girl with whom I have a nice connection. As far as I am concerned this is pretty normal and no big deal. It goes with the territory I guess.



Please tell her next time you meet her, that the fat guy who loved to kiss and lick her says hi and wants to meet her again, will you? :)

I most certainly will tell her Hi when I see her again. I did understand from her that she only works at Artemis about two weeks of every month, commuting from somewhere else in Germany, not sure where. But the last few times I have been she has always been there. Who knows what goes on with some of these girls...

[Angus Magee]

One last thing, I wonder if a lot of the girls at Artemis are college girls who go to school in Berlin? If so, I wonder if a lot of them leave Berlin for the summer leading to a "changing of the guard" at Artemis? Just a thought.


Er...this is the fantasy. The reality is that a lot of the girls are from close by EE countries (Poland, Romania, Moldavia, etc.) and they either come here for a few weeks or months and then return to their home land or they immigrate and this is one of their more lucrative career options.

The college girl part time girl does exist but you will not run across a whole bevy of them at Artemis. I can think of really only two that I have met. I have been told on numerous occasions this story but I often find it is not entirely true. The girls are not stupid and they know that this college girl story is one that we mongers like. So they use it.

Also sometimes a girl does not quite want to admit to herself what she is doing.

But as I said in my last post to you, other than maybe avoiding August, I would not spend too much time trying to figure out "the best" time to visit. The number and quality of girls is pretty constant. There is a difference between day time/night time. Night time brings out the hotter girls-but they are maybe not the best in service, just hot.

I guess in the end it depends upon what exactly you are looking for. If you just want the hottest girl you can find then best to come on a busy weekend with a big messe in town.

If you are looking for more of a GFE with a girl that you find attractive physically and who will chat & flirt with you before dragging you to a room, you are as likely to find her there on a hot, mid August afternoon as any other time.

[Angus Magee]

Regarding telling girls about this forum or others:

I guess it has both disadvantages and advantages. If a girl is aware that her performance at any given time might be the subject of a report, that might make her try a bit harder to fulfill her clients' needs and not give bad service to some clients who she thinks will not be making another visit soon. On the other hand, it might give her some amount of performance anxiety. Teachers rarely become better because students are allowed to grade them, by comparison. If a teacher ain't good to begin with, being reviewed isn't going to make him better.

And then there's the risk that we might eventually see false reviews and the like.

To the extent that I will ever speak about forums like this and others like it to girls, I will do it only in general terms, I promise :) It's not something I aim to do - it just happened because I told Aida I had heard lots of good things about her, and she was curious about where or from whom I had heard about her. It would have been strange to have to make up a lie.

I am of the mind that if a girl is thinking about the possibility of a report then the service is probably "in the toilet".

A girl like your recent GFE, Aida, I felt is (aside from the cash) got in her mind nothing much except having a good time. As I said, it may interest her that we monger discuss the service we receive but I doubt that she will spend much time "trying" to give better service because of it.

She is a natural and that is why I rated her high.

But as I say, not mentioning the forum is not a hard & fastrule for me. I am simply a bit cautious about spreading the address around to the girls, that is all.

[Halljo]

Hi fellows.

I will have the pleasure of attending Artemis in the end of may. I have not been there before but I have been to Palace few times. One of the things I want to do is a threesome. I think that every man have dreamt of trying a least once a threesome and I havn't done it! (yet! )

As a regular reader of this forum I have noticed that to those that have tried threesome the experiance is mixed.

So I was wondering is it worth it? Not only from economic wiew but not less plesure wise or is it something that you only do to bragg about?

And do you pay 2x60 for 30 min if you leave out lesboshow?

One more, is the majority of the girls Polish and do the normaly speak english?

[DkFatBastard]

Hi Halljo

I have tried it three times at Artemis and the results was indeed mixed. I have found out that a threesome is not for me. Offcourse it 's nice but not twice as nice as being with one woman. I am however glad I tried it :-).

The price is 2*60€ if you leave out the lesbo show, but ask the girls beforehand just to be sure. Another recommendation, if you have time for it find a provider that you have some chemistry with and then go for a threesome with her and friend that she recommends. In my experience the girls going round selling threesomes are very mechanical.

Hi fellows.

I will have the pleasure of attending Artemis in the end of may. I have not been there before but I have been to Palace few times. One of the things I want to do is a threesome. I think that every man have dreamt of trying a least once a threesome and I havn't done it! (yet! )

As a regular reader of this forum I have noticed that to those that have tried threesome the experiance is mixed.

So I was wondering is it worth it? Not only from economic wiew but not less plesure wise or is it something that you only do to bragg about?

And do you pay 2x60 for 30 min if you leave out lesboshow?

One more, is the majority of the girls Polish and do the normaly speak english?

[Hessen Bub]

There's one or two things to keep in mind when doing a threesome:

You should know at least one of the girls.
Let her choose the second girl. If you do, she should at least like the other girl.
Make a clear statement before you go that you do want a session for 2x60 EUR and nothing more, if they want to kiss and make out, they can, but no extra charge.

If you consider these things, a threesome can be a great experience. I had quite a few at different clubs, and they all were great.

HB

[Angus Magee]

Hi fellows.

I will have the pleasure of attending Artemis in the end of may. I have not been there before but I have been to Palace few times. One of the things I want to do is a threesome. I think that every man have dreamt of trying a least once a threesome and I havn't done it! (yet! )

As a regular reader of this forum I have noticed that to those that have tried threesome the experiance is mixed.

So I was wondering is it worth it? Not only from economic wiew but not less plesure wise or is it something that you only do to bragg about?

And do you pay 2x60 for 30 min if you leave out lesboshow?

One more, is the majority of the girls Polish and do the normaly speak english?

I would agree mostly with what has been said.

In general I personally have often been disappointed with P4P threesomes. The girls must be comfortable with each other and also actually be into it. Otherwise the mechanical aspect can ruin the whole thing. I think it important to figure out for yourself what you really want. Do you want the girls to just take care of you?(two tongues licking up and down your dick) or do you want some lesbo action?(fucking one doggy while she licks the other).

For a fully interactive threesome at Artemis it can get very expensive. Two girls for 1/2 hr. with lesbian interaction would run you 220 (60+60+50+50).
And if you came in either (or both) mouths it could cost even more.

And for me personally a half hour threesome is sort of short on time to really do it justice.

I think that there are cheaper alternatives for threesome action in Berlin. Bordellos where the extras are not quite so expensive.

[Angus Magee]

One more, is the majority of the girls Polish and do the normaly speak english?

I would say that there is no real majority of girls from a specific country. If anything there are a lot of Bulgarians & Romanians. But then there are other countries also represented. Poland, Russia, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Germany, Brazil, Spain, Dominican Republic, Moldavia, Hungary,Thailand, Malaysia and more.

English is spoken by some of the girls and with varying degrees of skill.

[Halljo]

Hi guys.

I'm might be wrong but I think I never seen a link to this movie/documentary about Artemis.

http://www.zoharkaniel.com/?p=Films

Click on the second picture from left a the bottom of the frame "Please choose a video".

Nothing new per se but excellent way for those who havn't been to Artemis to see how the place look inside. But sadly no girls:.<

[Frenchieboy]

Hi guys.

I'm might be wrong but I think I never seen a link to this movie/documentary about Artemis.

http://www.zoharkaniel.com/?p=Films

Click on the second picture from left a the bottom of the frame "Please choose a video".

Nothing new per se but excellent way for those who havn't been to Artemis to see how the place look inside. But sadly no girls:.<

Many thanks Halljo for the link, that is very interresting to know about Artemis backstage, I was in this FKK last October for 2 nights and I have spent very very good time with beautiful girls.

[Iseeu]

landed in fra in the morning, had a full day of business stuff, then took the last flight fra- txl, which was of course delayed. dropped my luggage of at the hotel, told the driver to wait while i checked in and then drove straight over to artemis. my last visit was in september, and i came away from that somewhat disappointed at the lack of energy and morose environment. i was hoping for a better run this time.

got there just about midnight armed with some of angus’ recommendations, with one in particular for ella, who sounded like she was exactly the type that i look for. stash my cash in the cash lockers and go to take shower slippers from the rack and there’s a blonde standing just inside the entrance to the locker rooms waiting to get paid who looks exactly like the description of ella that i had in my mind from reading previous posts about her. but, i wasn’t sure so i let it ride. showered, robed up and went to reconnoiter. i made my rounds, checking out the kinos, dining area and downstairs bar, fending off numerous advances in the process. not a lot going on. there were no sp loitering near the circular stairs, and none sitting in the downstairs lounge or in the downstairs kino. only 25-30 sp in the time that i was there and maybe slightly more customers. there wasn't much of anything happening, so i watched the sexless striptease, and then i saw that same blonde from the locker room sitting by the bar. i grabbed the stool next to her, and as fate usually likes to play tricks on us, quickly verified, that the very first woman that i had seen that night at the club, except for the hot reception girl, was indeed the target of my search for the night. my muse.

ella is a great find. much has been written already about her by angus and others. i can only add that she is as genuine a person as you will find working in this environment. although russian, she’s lived in germany for awhile and doesn’t have the mercenary attitude that sadly some of her fellow country women have. when she asked me to guess her nationality, i immediately said "russia" and explained that my friend, the great am, had told me about her. angus, sorry to say, that although i described you to her, i don't think that she really remembered you. later, as we were kissing goodbye after a very intense session, she remembered and said, "i'll have to thank your friend in a special way the next time i see him as thanks for bringing us together". class act.

great, great session, on par with some of the best that i’ve had at bernd’s and oase. excellent oral skills, fabulous positioning of her body, with great attention to providing maximum pleasure to her customer. lots of different positions, and watching her in cowgirl was a vision for all times. at some point she had taken off the condom, and was teasing me by giving me a body to body massage and that's how i came, with her on top of me rubbing her body against mine. delightful. the time with her just flies, and we went way over the hour, cuddling and talking, and enjoying the mellow feeling that you get after an emotional release. when we got up to leave, she gave me the ultimate compliment telling me that after being with me, she was going home, since she couldn’t possibly top that session with another client that night and she preferred to leave at a high point. could have been a line, but who cares, it made me feel really good.

i should have taken her advice and left at that high point, because it was all downhill after that. that previously noted lack of energy had amplified. maybe 15 or 20 sp remained, most glumly sitting around the upstairs lounge. i saw a very nice looking woman with asian features sitting at the other side of the bar, but by the time i went around there she had been swooped up by another client. i stuck around waiting for her to finish with him, but when i finally saw her she was dressed in a sweat suit and making her way up to the top floor dormitory. i passed on some other pretty things, which i probably shouldn’t have, because when i told angus their names the next day, he was shocked that i would turn them down. they just looked beaten and had little joy in their movements.

the only signs of life came from a well-built latin looking women who was having a good time with a group of 3 so. american guys. at one point they left so i called her over. juliana is from mexico, new to the business, and later admitted to me that she didn’t really like what she was doing, but needed the dough. all of the signs were pointing to a bad session, especially after 3 minutes when she asked are you going to a room with me or not? but she had a full, hot body with a luscious ass and breasts, and a meaty jlo type body. made a decision right there on the couch to go to a zimmer even though i had low expectations. self- fulfilling prophecy. in the room she pulls out a package of sanitary wipes motions to me to lie down and begins to wipe me down like i was carrying the plague. thinking about it now, she’s from mexico after all, but at the time it annoyed me, since that particular wi****wn, is common at many of the mass market pt's where the girls cannot count on their clients having showered properly, and not what we expect from a high class fkk. she started with her standard session script. i was having none of that and told her to lie down and went down on her, without wiping her i might add, although the thought did cross my mind. it helped, and she let her guard down for a little, but stopped me at about the 20 minute mark by asking if i wanted to extend the session. no way jose. so i let her follow the script, and finished promptly at the 30 minute mark, plowing in from behind with her proud butt in the air. no sooner where we done, then she pulls out some antiseptic fluid and starts wiping herself wherever she had been touched by me, then pulls out huge bottle of mouthwash and begins gargling right there in the room. the woman was a walking walgreen’s.

i stuck around for awhile after that, hoping to find a high point to close my night and erase that last impression, but in the end left, feeling like the giant germ factory that i must be. walked out just past 4 a.m., to find 30 or so taxis outside (should i tell them there are only about 10 paying customers still in the club?). have to say that i was once again less than impressed by artemis. still it’s the only decent fkk game in town, and with ella plying her trade there, who is a destination unto herself, i’ve now added it to my very select list of destination clubs that warrant special trips.

[Severin Carl]

Iseeus report says what I felt already some months ago. Artemis is a part of the sex-industry, and its not always fun to feed her. I am quiete sad about that because Berlin is a nice city and I like to go there. But there are no really good places even when you are ready to spend a lot of money.

[Ortos]

Iseeus report says what I felt already some months ago. Artemis is a part of the sex-industry, and its not always fun to feed her.

I'm confused: The way I read it, Iseeu found it indeed quite pleasurable (i.e. fun) to feed Ella his schwanz...oder?

O

[Angus Magee]

Artemis is a part of the sex-industry, and its not always fun to feed her.


But it can be fun to lick her treats IMO.

With Artemis much depends upon when you go, day/night of the week, what going on in town etc.. But batting 500 on a Monday evening, arriving at 23:00, I'd say Iseeu did alright.

[Ozzy Ozzman]

After a too long leave of absence I was finally back in my beloved Berlin a few weeks ago for a Thursday-Sunday stay (I'm sorry for the delayed posting, but long hours at work combined with CL semifinals and Stanley Cup playoff games on evening TV, as well as a good and long lasting weather front, hasn't made writing this report my # 1 priority).

My plan in Berlin was to spend most of my time at Artemis, but also to pay the brothel Monrouge a visit.

I arrived at Tegel Flughafen a little before 20.00, my lodging being the Hotel Ku'damm 101. Getting from the airport to the hotel was very quick and easy. I got on the X9 bus at the airport (fare is € 2.10 which includes travelling on the U- and S-Bahn as well) for the short trip to Jungfernheide S-Bahn station. Here I got on the circle line S 42 (the one running counter clockwise) for a four stop ride to the Halensee station. The stop before Halensee is the Westkreuz station, a name that I'm sure sends a rush through the stomach of anyone who has ever visited Artemis by means of public transportation. I was a little tempted to get off here, do a session at Artemis before heading for my hotel, and then come back again. However, I decided against it as it would be too much back and forth.

I got off at Halensee, which is toward the very west end of Ku'damm, 15-20 minutes after stepping out of the airport. From here it was a 5 minutes walk eastward to my hotel. When I checked in, I got the nice surprise of being upgraded to a bigger room without extra charge. The rooms at this hotel are very minimalistic (probably "modern"), but also clean and comfortable. I was lucky to get a room to the back, so it was perfectly quiet, even with my window open.

Before heading for Artemis, I needed to get something to eat, so I went down Ku'damm to find some fast food. For some reason I ended up walking all the way to the Burger King almost at the opposite end of Ku'damm. It was getting late and all this walking was costing me precious time, so after eating I got a taxi from Burger King back to the hotel to pick up my nightly "allowance". While there I brushed my teeth and had a good rinse with Listerine. I also used the opportunity to take a shower in the convenience of my own room.

Then it was time to leave for Artemis.

Hotel Ku'damm 101 is ideally located for Artemis visits, only being a 15 minute walk away (but less ideal for non-mongering activities as it is at the more secluded end of Ku'damm). Walking to Artemis, I kept repeating to myself my adaptation of The Rock's catchphrase (WWF fans only): "FI-NA-LLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO AR-TE-MIS!"

I probably got to Artemis at about 22.30. Stepping through the doors to the reception area, everything - the sights (naked or towel-wrapped ladies passing by up by the deposit boxes), the sounds (showers running) and not least that particular smell (perfume mixed with something else I can't put my finger on) - was exactly as I remembered it from my numerous previous visits. This very moment, standing on the threshold of great pleasures, was something I had thought and fantasized about for a long time to get me through the endless hours of work and toil back home. I savoured this moment.

I said "Hallo" to the lady at the front desk and put € 80 on the desk straight away, with her not bothering to ask whether it was my first time there. I received my robe and locked up my valuables in my small locker, then went to change. As I had already showered, I was then ready to step into the lounge. There were two girls I was especially looking forward to seeing again; Spanish Romy and Lithuanian Celina. I did a quick tour of the lounge, Kino and dining room, but neither of the two were to be found. Actually there were only a couple of faces that I recognized from my last visit. Worse, there were not that many girls whose looks I fancied, although I admittedly tend to be quite picky.

Even though I had been very eager to get at some pussy before getting to Artemis, I now decided to bide my time, clinging to the hope that either Celina or Romy would show up. That didn't happen and eventually I decided that my first session should be with a tried and tested girl, so I went over to the bar to chat with one of the few known girls present, a girl I've done numerous sessions with.


Remy (Bulgaria)

Remy is of medium build and height with B cup breasts. She has a very cute face and sports a lower back tattoo. Her hair used to be black, which I think was it's natural colour, but now she's dyed it dirty blond/ light brown, which looks really fake. She looked much better with the black hair. Remy is probably one of the most prolific workers at Artemis and she works the floor very aggressively. It is rare that you see her relaxing in the lounge with a smoke or a drink.

That was what she was doing now, however. I approached her and we had the usual ostensible catching up on what we'd been doing since last time we saw each other and how things were going. We did this sitting in a sofa by the bar, and while talking I started feeling up Remy's breasts and stroking her thighs and, eventually, pussy. I was getting hard and Remy started lightly stroking my dick. Before long we decided it was time to go for a room, and while walking through the lounge I had to grab my dick and press it into my stomach, as not to look like a total fool with it standing at full mast out from my robe.

In the room we started with some kissing, which was basically just tongue flickering. Remy then sucked me before I started licking her. I asked if could finger her (I've done it to her many times before) and she hesitantly said yes, if I'd recently washed my hands. It was obvious that she wasn't very keen on it, being, like most working girls seemingly are, afraid of dirt and bacteria. So I told her to never mind if she didn't want to and I refrained from doing it. We then fucked in a couple of different positions. When I was doing her doggy, she suddenly said "I want you to fuck me in my ass". Not being a big anal fan, I said no. So she repeated "Come on, fuck me in my ass!" "Naaah.." "Come on, fuck me in my ass!" and so forth. Eventually, I relented, knowing fully well then and there that it probably wouldn't be worth the € 100 extra. She lubed up my cock aplenty and I then eased it slowly into her asshole. Sure, it felt tight and good, but it wasn't a € 100 worth of goodness. If I'm spending € 100 extra on a session, I'd rather do half an hour more (at Artemis that would actually be € 60) and do a CIM finish. After a while of fucking Remy in doggy anal I drained my balls inside her. She told me not to pull out yet, got a piece of paper and then grabbed my cock with this as I pulled out. I guess this was to avoid any "embarrassments" left on my dick.

I then lay back for a few minutes, being pretty exhausted. I was happy that I'd lasted a long time even though I had abstained from self gratification for quite a while beforehand, but unhappy that I'd been weak of will and accepted the offer (or demand rather) of anal sex. After a short rest it was time to leave. We went downstairs and I paid Remy her € 160.

I hate to say it as I used to like Remy, but this session was mediocre at best. She has always been very business minded, but that would manifest itself in her giving (quite) good service for repeat sessions. This has waned over the times I've seen her, until now when it has degenerated to the stage were she is very mechanical, basically a fuck machine that delivers the wares but not much more and with little passion.

After a quick shower, I did a sweep of the lounge to see if any familiar faces had appeared from a session while I was away myself. None could be found, so I relocated to the relaxation area in the basement to rest. As I had been to work before going to the airport, I was getting rather tired and much of the rest of the night is a blur. I would spend some time downstairs, then go up to check which girls were available while sitting in the bar for a few soft drinks, then go back downstairs to get away from the smoke and loud and obnoxious music of the lounge. The place was pretty busy, so the selection of girls at any given time was not too impressive.

The hours passed and I knew I needed one more fuck for the night. So it was time to make a commitment. I sat down on the sofa closest to the lounge entrance, just to the left, were I would get a good view of the girls coming back from sessions and also being close enough to quickly grab anyone I fancied (I hate it when I sit at the far side of the bar and see a girl I like walking past one the other side, and by the time I have gotten around the bar someone else has picked her up. That has happened a few time when I've spotted the super hot Celina, who often won't even make it from the showers to the lounge before being taken for a new session.) Anyhow, sitting at the opposite end of the sofa was a girl who had caught my eyes earlier and who I just couldn't make up my mind about. She had a nice body, made even more sexy by a long black pony tail down her back, though I wasn't quite sure what to think of her face.

I was glancing over at her every now and then and obviously assessing her. And it was equally obvious that she was aware of this. Then I would look nonchalantly around the rest of the surroundings to see if there were any other girls I'd rather do. Eventually I decided for my sofa companion. It felt a little awkward turning to her and introducing myself, as I had been sitting beside her for maybe 15 minutes trying to look as uninterested in her as possible, although we'd both been very much aware of each other. She told me her name was Eva and that she came from the Czech Republic. After the preliminary introductions, I jumped straight to the point and asked if she wanted to fuck. Unsurprisingly, she answered yes.


Eva (Czech Republic, pictures on the Artemis website http://www.fkk-artemis.de)

Eva has a lean body with B cup breasts. She has long black hair, which for the time I was at Artemis, she had tied in a pony tail. Her facial features were very Slavic and, combined with her rather dark complexion, I was surprised when she told me she was Czech. She spoke little English, but it was adequate for basic communication.

We went to the room without further ado, and IIRC there was a short wait for an available room. As it was late and I was very tired, I don't remember too much of the details of the session. She gave me a BBBJ, but I don't recall any DATY or kissing. We then fucked in the standard positions. The two things I remember from this, is that she was very active in the missionary position, really working and grinding against my cock, and raising her upper body and holding around me. Very intimate and intense! Also, when doing her doggy, her thighs and ass felt really soft and warm to brush against. The last position was the RC, were she rode my cock well and I finished inside her.

A good fuck and a fair to good session overall is how I'd sum up this one. Under the right circumstances (i.e. lack of a better alternative) I would repeat.

By now it nearing closing time (5.00) so I took a shower and walked back to my hotel. All in all it had been a little anticlimactic return to Artemis. And I'm sad to say that it would get worse the coming nights.

To be continued...

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[Frgethenam]

Went to Artemis late March 2009 for my first visit there and 2nd visit to an FKK club (Oasis being the first).

Easily found the club via the rail system thanks to the great directions found in this thread. Ovall impression of this club is very good. Very well laid out, plenty to places to sit and relax, not too much pestering from the SP's. Arrived on a Saturday night around 8pm. Showered, put on my robe and went on a tour of the place. I would say there was about 20. 30 SP and about 20 customers. Spoke to a couple of other first timers from Norway (told them about this site also) in the sauna and we all generally agreed there wise quite a good selection.

While walking around checking out the place, I stopped and spoke with a few of the girls. I noticed that there were serveral SP that basically come in for the weekend.

Started getting cozy with a girl from Italy (I think her name was Lydia). Slim girl, natural B's, tramp stamp, cream white skin with a Cindy Crawford like mole over her lips. Before I agreed to go to a room with her, I confirmed that all the services I was looking for were available. I am a firm believer that you ALWAYS get this information first, that way you avoid a bad session. My standard questions are: Do you kiss, do you enjoy DATY and do I have to wear a condom for a BJ? A YES, YES, NO answer pretty much ensures you will have a good session. Once in the room we started with passionate DFKing that lasted the entire session, great DATY, followed by BBBJ and 69 where she had her first orgasm; then on with the cover for Cowgirl, mish and a doggy style finish. She was pushing for anal, and altough I did'nt go for it, I probably should have; she has a great ass! Cost: 60 euros.

Afterward, returned to the bar and had a drink, checked out the buffet, flirted with a couple of girls with a promise of session later on (LOL, does everybody use the same line to get right of a pushy girl? ). I went and relaxed in the porn movie room next to bar watching some of the action there when another slim Italian girl (dark tan, dark hair, very slim, natural A's, maybe mid 30's) sat next to me and we chit chatted for about 30 minutes. I was contemplating a session with her, but I like to wait at least 1. 2 hours before having another session and I was in the mood for a blond with big boobs, so again another promise for a session later on (LOL). I found a gorgeous tall German blond downstairs (Jane) but she does not kiss in her sessions, so I passed (again, the benefits of asking my three questions). By now (around 11:00pm) the place was packed! At least 2-3 guys per SP. Looked around for another blond with big boobs but was not having any luck, so I decided to look for the the dark haired girl. Found her in the kino room doing a session in one of the open cubbies with this dude that had a monster cock (yes, I was jealous). There was no way I was going to be next!

I decided to sit at one of the couches near the bar with my Norwegian boys next too a group of young Polish girls. There a cute slim blond girl (short curly blond hair, natural A's, tanned slim body) that looked interesting so I called her over for the "interview". She agreed to all my service requests so off the room we went.

The kissing was mechanical, more tongue thrusts than anything else, BBBJ was marginal (way too much teeth), got her to orgasm during DATY (I think she was surprised) then started with riding her first with mish, then cowgirl, then doggie but I was having a hard time finishing. I can see she was starting to get annoyed and kept urging me to finish. Kept pounding away for another 10. 15 minutes without crossing the finish line so I just decided to give up. I don't know if it was the condom or her annoyance but I told her it was'nt going to happen so we should end the sesssion. I think she was nervous that I was'nt going to pay her the full amount cause all of sudden she changed her tune and offered to finish me by HJ or mouth (as long as I did'nt CIM). But I was over it by then and declined. I did pay her the 60 euros.

I hung out a little longer but it was pretty crowded by now and I did not feel like swordfighting for a session.

I had a pretty time and will definitely come by again the next time I am in Berlin. I think the value you get at an FKK is very good for your money. I am looking forward to trying out some of the other ones around Germany.

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[Ozzy Ozzman]

(continued)

I got up the next morning a little before 12. 00. The plan for the day was to go to Monrouge for the alluring (judging by the website http://www.monrouge. De) Adriana for a one hour session, then head over to the Mommsen Eck for a few beers before continuing on to Artemis to check out the day shift and staying for the turnover to the night shift.

After showering I walked over to Savignyplatz for something to eat and a beer. It was a beautiful pre summer day. In fact, it was May Day, and even though some Krawalle in Berlin were reported on the news later, Charlottenburg stayed perfectly serene.

After eating I headed for Monrouge in Leibnizstrasse 57, not too long a walk from Savignyplatz. It is situated right next door to the "fun-pub" Das Klo, which happens to be not very fun at all BTW. I rang the doorbell marked Monrouge and was buzzed in. It was up a flight of stairs where a door opened and I was greeted by Valencia. She led me through a hallway and into a bedroom where I sat on the edge of the bed. Then three or four more girls came in one by one and introduced themselves and then left again. Since I was already dead set on Adriana, I didn't pay much attention to any of them and the only one whose name I can remember apart from Valencia, is Hera. Valencia then came back into the room and asked who I would like. Adriana hadn't been one of the girls to make an introduction, so I asked about her. To my chagrin, Valencia told me that Adriana wasn't there today and would be back the coming Monday, which of course wouldn't do me any good. As none of the girls who'd introduced themselves had made much of an impression on me, I told Valencia that I was sorry, but Adriana was really the girl I'd come to see. If she wasn't there I'd take a pass. Valencia was fine by that and led me back out to the stairs, where we said an amicable goodbye, so luckily no apparent hard feelings that I hadn't been interested in any of the other girls.

I was now really disappointed, as Adriana had been one of my planned highlights of this trip. Not bothering to stop for a few beers at Mommsen Eck, I headed over to the Charlottenburg S-Bahn station for the one stop trip to Westkreuz.

I arrived at Artemis about 14. 00. The atmosphere was very relaxed, with not many punters and quite a few girls. That's what I like about Artemis in the daytime; a lot of the girls live on the top floor, so when they get up in the morning, many go down for breakfast and then hang around the lounge for the odd session that might come their way. So the selection will likely be fair to good, without you having to queue up by the staircase to grab the first and best girl to come your way (as would be the case in the hellish night to come).

Entering the lounge, I had immediately spotted Jenna from Hamburg sitting at a bar stool close to the entrance. I've done a couple of sessions with her in the past and like her. After doing a quick tour of the lounge and Kino, I approached Jenna.

Jenna (Germany, pictures on the Artemis website http://www.fkk-artemis. De)

As can be seen from the pictures, Jenna is blond with large breasts. She's told that her name is taken from Jenna Jameson, and there is a bit of a resemblance. Especially Jenna's breasts look a lot like the real Jenna's in her prime Wicked Pictures years, circa 1996-1997. Jenna's body is well toned and firm. I've read previously in this thread that Jenna is supposedly a shark, which is something I really have to take exception to. She can sometimes come off as little cold, but I've never had an experience with her that would classify her as a shark in any capacity. (I think Jenna is also commonly reported as "Jane" on this thread BTW.)

Jenna got us both something to drink in the bar and we sat down in the sofa just to the right when entering the lounge. She told me she was doing a two week stint before going back to Hamburg the coming Monday. I told her how lucky I was then to catch her here. As we were talking, I started feeling up Jenna's great body and breasts (not natural BTW). I then asked if we should go down to the Kino downstairs, which she agreed to. The Kino was empty and we got comfortable at the very back. Jenna started to caress and slowly suck my cock. She got on her knees in front of me and started to fuck me with her tits. This felt extremely good and after a while I told her to take it easy lest I come too soon. We then went to the room just at the back of the Kino, with just a curtain in the doorway. Here we shared some LFK (sadly no DFK) and Jenna gave some more BBBJ. I then fucked her doggy for a long while. Truly a great experience with that great ass of hers banging against my thighs and looking down on her great backside and my cock going in and out of her pussy. Every now and then I would lean forward and Jenna turn her head for some more LFK. Then we fucked mish before I had Jenna ride me RC. This gave med much the same great view that I had in the doggy position, with Jenna's ass bouncing up and down on my cock. I finished with a fantastic orgasm inside her, and she continued to ride me, making sure that every last drop of cum was being drained from my balls. I don't know how long this session lasted, but including the Kino prelude it was considerable more than 30 minutes. Still, there was no hurry to leave. I lay back to rest, just holding and lightly squeezing Jenna's tits while we talked.

We eventually left and I paid Jenna her well earned € 60. I checked my urge to hand her a tip, and Jenna didn't ask for any more than € 60 for what was surely a prolonged session.

If you don't mind large man made tits, I can highly recommend Jenna. Yes, she may seem a bit cold, at least at first, but she is still a very good fuck and one hot looking lady. I guess she epitomizes the German work ethic in general, being a little aloof, but at the same time providing very high quality work.

After a shower I did a little round of the lounge a met a new face at Artemis, Hungarian beauty Nadine. We chatted for a while before Nadine asked we if we should go to a room. I told her that I'd just been, so maybe later. I went downstairs for a sauna and some rest. After sleeping on one of the "sun beds" for maybe an hour, I felt ready for another session. When heading back to the lounge, I bumped into Nadine and another girl at the top of the stairs by the game machines. They told me outright that I should do a threesome with them. I said I wasn't interested in that, but I would like to get to know Nadine better.

We went into the lounge, got something to drink and sat down in a sofa.

Nadine (Hungary)

Nadine is has dirty blond hair and blue eyes. She has a very pretty face and a beautiful smile. Sometimes she would curl her lip in a strange way, however. I guess she thought this was supposed to make her look even more sexy, but actually it came off as more of a snarl. Very peculiar. She had a small piercing on her right cheek right above the mouth, and also a tongue piercing. She is quite tall, B cup breasts and a lean but not super toned body. When not in the room she would have her her put up in a sexy manner (I'm not sure how to describe it). In the room she would let her hair hang loose which gave her a very sultry look, especially when riding my cock, see below. Nadine is 20 years old. As I would discover, this was Nadine's first day at Artemis. She had previously been working at FKK Haus in Stuttgart, but had now relocated to Berlin. She would be staying at Artemis for two weeks before heading back home to Hungary (so by the time this report is posted, she has probably left. Fear not, however, because she told me that she would be returning to Artemis for the summer, after going home and then on a vacation.)

While chatting in the sofa, Nadine asked me what I liked to do in the room. I told her that I like to lick pussy and to kiss. Nadine also liked both of those. Nice! She the asked me if I liked to get sucked and I of course told her yes. Good, because that was Nadine's favourite thing to do. Nice again! After talking for a while and feeling up Nadine's body, we headed for an upstairs room.

In the room, I lay down and Nadine started giving me a BBBJ with lots of eye contact. She did this very aggressively, both with her mouth and using her hands as well. I told her that this wasn't how I liked it, and that she should go slow and soft, preferably without hands. She complied, but every now and then I had to remind her. We also shared some kissing, but her kissing "technique" basically consisted of sticking her tongue out and licking me around my mouth and in my face in general! Then it was time to fuck. Nadine had a good pussy and she was passionate. When riding me CG, she was bouncing up and down on my cock in one hell of a tempo. By now she had loosened up her hair and when leaning over and towards me it would hang over her face in a very sexy manner (hard to describe, you had to be there). Her breathing when riding me was heavy and very arousing, especially when she was leaning over me and breathing almost into my ear. I also fucked her doggy, then had her lay down on her stomach with her legs spread wide apart as I continued to pump away on her pussy from behind. Even though I wasn't completely won over by Nadine's BJ skills, I still wanted to finish by looking at that beautiful face sucking on my cock. Nadine was of course fine with a CIM finish so that's how it went. When I came, Nadine kept sucking my cock making sure I was well and truly drained before getting up to spit out my cum in some paper.

I'd say that Nadine seems just a tad inexperienced, or at least she needed a little bit of coaching to suck my cock to my liking. Also, her kissing "technique" was a bit strange. Still, she definitely has potential, and standout memories of Nadine are her very pretty face and her wild and passionate riding of my cock in the CG position.

After paying Nadine her € 110 I had a shower. As I had gotten to Artemis earlier than originally planned, I decided to leave now and not wait for the arrival of the night shift. I would then come back later in the evening.

I returned my key at the front desk and they made a note of my name so I would get it back upon my return later that day. I went to my hotel for a good nap. When I awoke, I walked down to the Mommsen Eck for a few Köstrizer and their XXL cheeseburger, which is one huge meal. The food and beer made me quite drowsy and I decided to do the 30 min. Walk back to Artemis, hoping that it would wake me up a little bit.

I can't remember what time I got back to Artemis, but it was probably between 23. 00 and midnight. By now the place was absolutely packed with guys, especially Italians and Russians. Someone told me that there were some kind of "Final Four" basketball tournament in town and that was why there were so many Russians present, to follow a Russian team. Don't know about the Italians though, but they always seem to be present at FKKs in large numbers, at least in my experience.

The large number of guys made the selection of girls correspondingly poor. At any given time there were probably not more than 10-15 girls present in the lounge (at times less) and it tended to be same, least attractive ones. The hallway with the stairs was especially packed, and good looking girls would be picked up as soon as they got out of the shower after sessions. The lounge was also very crowded and filled with smoke, and the music was loud and crappy (as it usually is). I can see that conditions like these can still be bearable if you're there with some company to hang out with. Being alone, however, and with most girls constantly being busy and your fellow mongers hanging out in large groups and speaking an unknown language, it gets really tiresome and somewhat lonely.

So, it was difficult to find a girl of my liking under these circumstances. I would sit in the lounge hoping that some stunner would miraculously make it through the white clad throng by the stairs and be heading my way, but I just kept being pestered by the same unattractive girls who even in these conditions were having difficulties finding enough work. When I needed a break I would get my MP3 player and lay down in a sofa downstairs and listen to my own music of choice for a while, then go upstairs again, each time hoping in vain that the crowds had abated somewhat. Finally I thought to myself "OK, I've had enough of this shit", so I decided to do the same cheap trick everyone else seemed to be doing. I placed myself in hallway with the staircase, ready to grab the first attractive girl to pass me by.

One decent looking girls who had caught my eye earlier was short blond with firm B cups. She was now the first girl to come down the stairs that I fancied, so I decided to go for her. After disappearing to the girls dressing room for a few minutes, she reappeared and was heading for the lounge. I quickly made my move and managed to grab her before anybody else. I asked her if she was free, which of course she was. We went straight upstairs, were there was a queue to get a room.

Mila (or was it Maja? Poland)

The girl (I think her name was Mila) and I sat down in a sofa together and had a chat while waiting. This wait was convenient, so at least I got to know the girl a little bit before I fucked her. Turned out Mila was Polish, as had been my guess after seeing her earlier with another known Polish girl. She has a petite and tight body, and she could definitely be characterized as a spinner. While waiting, I also got to explore her body with my hands. Really nice and firm tits!

Mila also told me that she had heard the complaint of lack of available girls from many guys this evening.

Eventually a room was available for us. The session itself was quite unremarkable. It bore all the hallmarks of being a session just to get that one last fuck out of the day. She was a nice enough girl, but there was not much passion by either of us. I received a BBBJ, but no DFK or DATY (not that I bothered to press the issue). We then fucked in different positions. By now I was having a hard time coming, so approaching the 30 min. Mark, I finished by wanking off on her tits (no surcharge).

When we were finished, Mila complained about how her knees were hurting from being on all fours the whole day, and I jokingly told her that she should get herself some knee pads. Then she continued to explain how demanding this job was on her body, as she was constantly using her mouth, hands, knees, pussy etc.

I paid Mila her € 60, took a shower and the left Artemis, happy to call it a night. I guess the time was now between 4. 00 and 5. 00.

While walking back to my hotel in the morning hours, I contemplated my day at Artemis. I was happy with two good daytime sessions, but disappointed, and even a bit disgusted, by the state of affairs during the night. An FKK as crowded, smoke filled and loud as the busiest of night clubs does not make for a good mongering experience in my book.

Third and final part coming soon (I. E. When I get the time to write it).

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[Ozzy Ozzman]

(continued)

So, this is my final and long overdue installment of my April/May trip to Berlin. One of the reasons it has taken so long to finish, is that I've done a trip to FFM meanwhile. Also, the Berlin trip felt kinda disappointing, so I've been somewhat lacking in motivation to write about it.

Anyway, my final day in Berlin was going to be a long one. I was flying out on Sunday morning with KLM via Schiphol, departure would be at 6.00 IIRC. This meant that it would be pointless to book a hotel room from Saturday to Sunday, as I could spend the whole night at Artemis and then go directly to Tegel. So, from checking out from Hotel Ku'damm 101 on Saturday at around 12.00, there would be no more recess (except naps downstairs in Artemis) until I was back home the next morning. When checking out, I left my luggage at the hotel for the time being then went over to Savignyplatz to get something to eat. At Savignyplatz I had a breakfast of pasta and a couple of beers. I then got on the S-Bahn for the two stop ride to Westkreuz.

I arrived at Artemis and went through the usual routine of paying, changing and showering. My plan was to hook up with Jenna again, as she had told me she would be working this day from around noon. I did a walk through of the premises but did not spot her. The mood was very quiet and relaxed, as it always seems to be at Artemis in the daytime. I think there were a bit fewer girls present than the day before. I remember having a long chat with a nice Russian blond from St. Petersburg. I was tempted, but still had my mind set for Jenna. The Russian girl eventually left and I kept waiting for Jenna to show up. As it would turn out, I would not see Jenna at all this day or night. Either she was busy with one or a few marathon sessions, or she had decided not to work after all.

As I was sitting in a sofa waiting for Jenna, I was approached by Nadine whom I had met the day before. She was eager to go again, and I had found her an overall good session. Still, I was hesitant and told her (truthfully) that I was looking for another girl. Nadine acted upset an accused me of trying to initially avoid her yesterday as well. As I had fruitlessly been waiting for Jenna for a while now, I relented and invited Nadine to join me. She was definitely the best looking girl present in Artemis at the moment.

Nadine (again)

We sat in the sofa talking and flirting for a while. I got to feel up Nadine's young body and she applied that strange "DFK face-licking technique" of hers to me. I asked if we should go downstairs in the Kino and she said yes.

In the Kino there were already a couple fucking in the very back seat. So Nadine and I got ourselves comfortable in the second row. On the screen some blond was getting sprayed in the face and on the body with man juice. Nadine commented that she was a blond too and also liked to get sprayed with cum. Nadine then started to suck my dick as I lay back and relaxed, switching my view between the porn on screen and Nadine's sucking. At the back, the other couple kept on fucking.

This was all well and good until some guy checking out the Kino decided to take a special interest in us. He walked by, then stopped right behind me and just stared at us over my right shoulder (I was sitting on the right in the coach, with Nadine to my left). I know that when going at it in the Kino, one should expect and accept the odd glance or two from the passerby or someone sitting there just watching porn. But placing yourself half a metre behind someone being blown and just stare unabashedly seems pretty damn licentious to me. Nadine also noticed the guy. She looked up at me and smilingly said "We have an audience", then continued sucking. Even though I still stayed hard, this fucking guy was proving a mood killer, so I told Nadine that we should go to a room instead. As we got up, the guy who had been watching quickly left. Nadine and I made the short relocation to the first room you come to when walking from the staircase to the downstairs Kino.

Nadine got on the bed while I stood by the bedside with her on all fours giving me a BBBJ. The curtain hadn't been pulled completely over the doorway, so there was a guy standing outside and watching. It was probably the same perv as in the Kino. I managed to ignore him and laid down in the bed for some continued sucking. Nadine and I then fucked in various positions, the highlight being her energetic riding of my cock CG, just as the day before. Also as the day before, I opted for the CIM finish. After I'd come, Nadine asked me whether I'd been drinking beer. I told her that I had, both earlier today and yesterday. She said she could tell, because me sperm tasted beer. We both had a hearty laugh about that. I paid Nadine her € 110, had a shower then went back to the lounge.

I was still hoping to meet Jenna. I had a sauna and also chatted with quite a few of the girls present, including Nadine. Nadine really is a sweet and friendly girl. She also did a fine air guitar show to a guitar solo in a Guns 'n Roses song that was playing ("November Rain" IIRC).

Eventually, I got tired of waiting for Jenna and decided to leave Artemis for a few hours. I got dressed, checked in my key at the front desk and took a train from Wetskreuz to Zoologischer Garten. From here I headed to KaDeWe to do some shopping. When finished, I walked down the Ku'damm to Adenauerplatz and on to the Mommsen Eck. Here I had a meal and my last few Köstrizers of the trip. (I can get this great beer on bottle here at home, but it just tastes so much better when on tap, with that thick, chocolate coloured foam on top.) I then walked to Hotel Ku'damm 101 to pick up my luggage. Now filled to the brim with assorted German beer and booze that I was bringing home with me, that luggage was one hell of a drag when continuing on to Artemis. I guess that's what you get when you're too cheap to take a taxi.

It must have been close to 23.00 when I got back to Artemis. It was no problem leaving my luggage in the room were they keep the robes. There was no system that I could see for keeping track of whose luggage it was (as opposed to at Palace), so I suppose you can get really unlucky and have someone else pick it up. I wouldn't worry too much over that, though.

I got back my key, got changed and had a shower. Sadly, Artemis had by now become the same hell hole that it was yesterday night. Large crowds of guys, lots of smoke and very few available girls. Furthermore, the lady at the front desk had told me that Spanish Romy was not working tonight. A Lithuanian girl had told me the night before that Lithuanian Celina was back home. So there was no hope whatsoever of finding my favourites. Had I had a hotel room to go back to, I would have probably tried to find a suitable girl as quickly as possible, fucked her, then left the place in disgust. Now, I had no option but to stick with it for the night.

The night passed on very much the same as the night before had passed on. I spent most of my time in the bar or a sofa upstairs, then went downstairs for a while when I needed a break. There still was no sight of Jenna. I rejected an advance from Remy, who probably got the picture that I wasn't too happy with our session two nights ago and she didn't approach me more than once. All in all it was difficult to find a girl to my liking.

Sometime during the night, I was approached by a rather good looking Polish girl with C cup bolt ons. I didn't get a very good vibe from her, but I was tired of waiting for my next session, so I decided to accept her advancements.

Aurelia (Poland)

It is a good thing I made a note of Aurelia's name when I got back home, lest it would have been forgotten by now like mostly everything else regarding this session. I don't remember anymore of her looks than the description above. I remember that she spoke very little English, so I had to make do with my pidgin German. I remember that there was a queue for the rooms upstairs, so we had to use one of the rooms downstairs instead (with one hell of a noisy couple next door). I also remember that I did a COB finish for a € 10 surcharge. The fact that I don't remember much of this session nearly a month afterwards, should tell us that it wasn't very special. Nor, mind you, does it stick out in my mind in a very negative way. It was just oh so insipid.

When finished with Aurelia, there was still time for some R'n'R and one more session. I went downstairs for a long, good nap. I awoke at around 3.00. It was almost empty of people downstairs. Upstairs, it was not as crowded as earlier. But as many of the guys had decided to call it a night, so had many of the girls apparently. The available selection of girls was still slim, now for the reason that many of them had finished for the evening.

While sitting in the bar, I was approached by Nadine and chatted with her for a while. She asked me how many I had fucked this night and I told her. I then asked how many she had fucked this night, and she answered "I prefer not to keep a count. But I still want to fuck some more. I think I can fuck one or two times more tonight." I may have been a charade, but she did actually give me the impression of being a really horny girl. Also, that is some impressive stamina, working from noon-ish until closing time the next morning!

In hindsight, I cannot for the life of me understand why I didn't just go for one more session with Nadine. Instead, I opted to hold tight and look for some new and untried girl. I didn't find any girl to my fancy, and as time was running out, I eventually decided to just call it a night. On my way out, I made a detour to say goodbye to Nadine, who was then sitting at the other side of the bar. I stroked her arm and told her "Auf Wiedersehen". She replied "Hope to see you again. Tschüss." And that was that.

I got changed, picked up my luggage and got a taxi to Tegel. The charge was no more than € 15. As it turned out, I was well early and the check-in counter hadn't opened yet. I started cursing myself that I hadn't gone for one more session instead of sitting here at the airport waiting. There would have been time to do one final session with Nadine.

At Schiphol my connecting flight turned out to be quite delayed. Then, as a final insult, when I collected my bag on the conveyor belt at my home airport, it transpired that the bottle of exotic Kräuternlikör that I had bought at KaDeWe had broken during handling, spilling its foul smelling contents all over my packed clothes. So, not a pleasant ending to this pretty lackluster trip.

All things considered, this trip was as mentioned a bit of a disappointment. The three main reasons for this are 1) Neither of my two favourite girls at Artemis (Romy and Celina) were present, 2) Adriana at Monrouge, who I'd been looking forward to meeting for a long time, was not present, and 3) most importantly, Artemis was so packed with guys two of the nights I visited, that it was downright unpleasant staying there because of the crowds, smoke and lack of girls. In fact, as I was sitting in the bar in the dark hours between Saturday and Sunday, looking over a sea of white robes through a veil of smoke, I had sort of a revelation. I thought to myself "What the hell are you doing here? Why aren't you back home with your friends, going out for a drink and a good time? Why don't you just get yourself a girlfriend already? What IS the fun in this? " Well, even if we disregard the mentioned following FFM trip (which was already booked at that point), it does speak volumes to the power of this addiction that I was back on the Internet within a week or so after returning from Berlin, searching for nice price airline tickets to Germany; all such doubts being a distant memory to be apathetically recalled only when writing this report.

No new Berlin trip is booked as of now, though. FFM will have priority for the time being, as I am completely lost in a particular girl there. But hopefully, I will be back in Berlin in the autumn and then be more fortunate with my timing, both with regards to which girls are present and there being no big events in town to swell the Artemis attendance to grotesque proportions.

I now that this fantastic city that is Berlin has got so very much more to offer than what I received this time around.

Ozzy

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[Angus Magee]

With all the discussion over on the General Info about being “outed” and the girls reading the forums I have decided to make this report a little more vague than usual. These are a few short reports from over past month or so.

Christine is young (21-23?) with a small tight body, dark hair and a number of tattoos adorning her body, which in the interest of her anonymity, I will not identify here. She has a very friendly demeanor and speaks good english. Once in the room she informed me that her specialty and great love is giving blow jobs. So I decided then to let her do her thing, I lay back and she got to work. The girl was not lying. I could tell that for her the bj is truly something she loves to do and that she could do it for a very long time. Mostly she understands pacing. She starts off very, very slowly and softly, gradually (oh so gradually) increasing both the pressure and the tempo. Almost from the get go I decided to let this continue for the hour. We took a short break, in which time I licked her pussy a bit but I could tell that she really was not into it to much and soon I was on my back again with my dick in her sweet soft mouth.

In the end I opted for a cim finish (a rarity for me at Artemis) and this was really the only place where she stumbled. She did not really suck & massage long enough once I had come in her mouth. This left me with that sort of uncomfortable feeling of having one “shot” left.

But over all I was very, very satisfied with Christine & her oral skills. But it was expensive as this is Artemis. 120 for the hour + 50 for cim.

Christine tells me that she does the circuit of FKK clubs and Switzerland, Netherlands.

Conchita(late 20’s, maybe early 30’s?) has been reported upon here before. From the reports I more or less had crossed her off my list. She approached me just after I had awoken from a short nap and immediately launched into her sales pitch which involves her extolling the quality of & her great passion for the blow job. I had actually heard this sales pitch before and had ended up turning her down. This time I had much the same feeling but in the end decided, WTF, it is only 60 euros. So off to the room we went. I am very happy to report that Conchita’s skill did in fact measure up to her sales pitch. Most notable, this lady really does know how to deep throat and gives this act center stage in her performance. I mean she get you really hard and then repeatedly takes the dick right down her throat and leaves it there, without a bit of choking, no gag reflex;-))

Over all the session was no where near a GFE. It was a performance. But what a performance!! I was very satisfied in the end and was sorely tempted to finish with cim but instead opted for a cob finish (no extra charge) and unloaded all over her breasts. Which BTW, are large, natural and very well cared for.

Great value at 60 euros for the half hour. I could very well repeat with Conchita. As I say, no GFE here but still a very good session from a very competent pro. I have to admire a girl who does her job well and Conchita is just that.

Katie I would place in her early to mid 20’s and comes from Hungary. She is a tall, dark haired & skinned (tanned), beauty. And she certainly does know it. I grabbed her on a very busy night nearing the end of the evening. Girls were actually in short supply this evening and there was no hope of any preliminaries. If you were not ready to head to a room, the girl would be off as there was a plentitude of punters waiting to pounce, especially with the better looking girls.

So off we went to the room, which turned out to be part room, part broom closet from the looks of it. I am sure that this room only sees action on the busiest of nights as it is small, with a tiny single bed and very few decorations.

The sex with Katie was not the best and the only thing that really saved it was her looks. She is a big (tall) girl, slim, wide hips, small-ish breasts and a wonderfully fleshy set of pussy lips. The pillowy kind that I could rummage around in all day. But as I say, the sex was quite mechanical and I had the feeling that she just wanted to get it over with asap. But old Angus was having none of that so I slowed her down and spent a good long while munching her pussy to which she responded, but not with any great enthusiasm. In the end I had her finish me with a cbj and I was more or less satisfied considering all that the session had going against it.

My feeling with Katie is that she could, on the right night with a little bit of warm up, be a very good fuck. But this was not that night. I am not sure if I would repeat but am sure I could be persuaded. Her pussy is magnificent.

Simina (early 20’s) is from Moldavia. To tell the truth I am not 100% sure of the name. There is a picture on the website and I am reasonably sure it is her though the hair color is a bit different. But this could be the lighting in the photos.

In any case I found this girl to be very visually appealing. She speaks very good english and soon we were heading to the rooms with her wide sexy bum swaying ahead of me on the stairs. Once in the room she explained prices and what she does and does not do-cim, no-anal, yes. I opted for the “ganz normal” session though I would have truly liked to poke her ass-but not 100 euros worth of want.

The sex was okay. I found her to be competent, just not very enthusiastic. Sort of a lazy fuck. Licking her pussy was a treat but her unresponsiveness left me a bit bored after a few minutes. The fucking was okay but again, not much coming back from her and soon I was bored. I was having an off night. In the end I lay back and had her finish with cbj. She did this rather well and in the end I was happy-happy ending.

This is a girl that, in the end, I was glad enough to have had the session but, unless in a very weak moment, it is highly unlikely that I would repeat.

Gabica (early-mid 20’s) is another Hungarian. There are pictures on the website and I found her to be a very cute girl with a magnificent set of natural breasts. I went to the room with her because she had a very nice manner with me in the bar. Unfortunately this did not measure up in the room. Don’t get me wrong. This girl is no shark, but her manner does change a bit once you get down to business. I got the feeling that it was very much a job for her. The bj was really not very good at all and the kisses were, well, not really kisses at all. I actually told her this (she took it well) and suggested to her that if she really does not want to kiss, perhaps she should just not kiss....

I do feel a bit bad giving the girl such negative press because I actually quite liked her. She has a very sweet personality and I think if she liked a bit more what she was doing she could be a very sweet fuck. But this monger will enjoy her banter in the bar from now on but will not be taking her to the room.

Erica (mid-late 20’s?) comes from Slovakia. I think that she has been in the business for a while and she knows her job. She also seems to have found some way to enjoy it. I met her on the couches. She has short dark hair, a bit of meat on the bones and one of those faces that makes you think-this girl likes sex. She has a lusty look to her.

When we started talking I had just 5 minutes before finished a session. I had not even showered-yikes. But as far as I was concerned I was not, most emphatically not, going to do a session with her. Just because it was too soon. Erica had other ideas. What was I thinking? She suggested that we go to the kino to “talk”. I followed her for some reason and soon I was lying with her at the back of the kino, cock out and other punters milling around trying to scope the scene.

Like putty. That is how I was in her hands, complete putty. Once the cock is out it ain’t long before it is in her mouth and I am launched upon a session about which I am very ambivalent. Not that Erica isn’t lovely, I just had extreme doubts about my ability to even maintain an erection so soon after another session.

But I had not factored in my partner. Erica seemed to take the whole situation as a personal challenge and, wonders, little A was soon acting as if he had not seen any action in a month. Fully erect he was happy with the wet, deep, drolly, sloppy bj he was receiving. And Erica was very responsive when I had her turn around into 69 and gave her pussy a deep licking as well.

But finishing was another matter. This was not to be so easy. The girl worked, and worked, and worked, and worked some more. We got close but I was ready to give up. Erica was not. As I say, it seemed to challenge her. And finally with a combination of hand, tongue, between the breast action and some seriously dirty talk (which she seems to like and is good at-her english is excellent) I unloaded on her breasts and sank back into the pillows. Ready to hit the showers and then the SBahn.

Erica delivers. For me it was a bit of a shame that I did not run into her earlier in the evening. But then I made a discovery and this can no be dismissed. Repeat? Most def!
I have to say that I will be looking for this lady next time I go to Artemis and will take her for an hour session in a room. Erica gets Angus’ top rating for combination GFE and PSE.

That’s all for now.

[Halljo]

apologies for my broken english but it isn’t my native language.

i have not much experience in fkk but have been twice to palace in frankfurt and so when i could combine work and pleasure in berlin i knew exactly where i would spend the evenings.

landed at tegel thursday the 28th of may, around 20.00, hurried out, jumped aboard the fly bus (txl) and out at alexanderplatz. checked in at hotel agon am alexanderplatz berlin. shitty hotel (ok breakfast) and not recommended. walked 10 min or so to bahnhof and took the s75 to westkrauz. thanks to excellent information on these pages i had no trouble finding artemis.

arrived at 22.00, went thru the formalities of paying, changing and showering. my plan was simple, to walk around and observe and keep calm. not complicated but more complicated to execute.

if i would describe heaven it would be similar to a fkk. full house of beautiful, young naked women wanting to fuck you and you don´t have to marry them!

in my opinion the selection was weary good and similar or better than palace or maybe i was hornier. lots of blonde which i prefer but my only disappointment was that few black and asian girls where present but one of the goals that i had set me was to sample one or both types. but anyway i was happy and after i had walked around the premises i sat down at the bar in the upstairs lounge and had a glass of coke. few girls approached my but as always if you smile and politely excuse you then it´s not a problem.

boy do i love this, sit and watch beautiful naked girls walk by and you know by literally snapping your finger they will in few minutes be sucking your cock ! beats real life any day.

after half an hour i walked down to the kino, checked first on the kino upstairs and there was only one couple cuddling. i could not in the time i was in artemis see that it was used much, which i find strange because it is much nicer than the kino downstairs and should be fine place to start before going to the rooms.

in the kino i sat down at the back row and waited. by know i was so horny that my plan to select carefully was long forgotten and my only thought was to get a blowjob and fuck.

in walked sissy (susie ?, names is not my strong side), bulgarian, 23-25 years old and have worked in artemis for three years. cute, medium height with little broad hips, medium size breasts, brunette, short hair with two “pigtails”, like pippi langstrump for those who are familiar whit that character, slutty look and red fishnet stocking.

i was sold and smiled to her. she sat down and we went thru the formalities (she talked a little english), no cim which was ok with me. she started on a excellent bbbj (asked if a wished for cob) spit on the cock and had a pirrcering in the tounge and as i later found out in the pussy. evreything a man can wish for. after few minutes i said the magic word “zimmer” and we found one by the gym.

there the bbbj continued, she on all four on the bed and i standing and at one point i was facefucking here. then on with the rubber and doggy and it was good. the only complaint that she was maybe little to much “porn like - come on baby, fuck my” and so on. as strange as it may sound it was i little turn off. then it was missionary and as it was my first fuck i didn´t last to long and came in a few minuets.

but job done, one down and hopefully more to come. not gfe but i wasn´t looking for that in this session. would recommend but not maybe repeat, may sound like contradiction but there you go. payed 60 euros and went straight down again to the wellness area. spent some time in the biosauna, showered and decided to relax for a time in a bench at the pool. was tired after flying and early wake up to catch a flight to berlin.

had beforehand noticed a good looking blond with perfect body and that she hade a nice aura about here. something how she smiled and acted. but as i was recapturing from my session with sissy i didn´t give her much thought. i had been relaxing for maybe 30 minutes and was lying with my eyes closed when a girl sat beside my and there was the blond.

my first thought was to smile and excuse my but something about her struck a chord in me and i asked her about name and country. and when she said ella from russia a knew that this was a opportunity i could not afford to miss. was little worried about performing but counted on the kamagra that i took prior to entering artemis. not that it is a problem getting my best mate up but when you are coming many times in a few hours it works a insurance.

we sat at the downstair bar for few minutes and hade a good talk. she talks good english and is a nice girl to be around and seems to genially like this job. i´m not that fool of thinking that it´s every girls dreams to work in a fkk but it´s like in every profession some are better than others and she one of them.

then up to the rooms and luckily we had to wait so there was more talking and cuddling. in the room there was no up selling, straight to light dfk and stroking, she sucked on my nibbles which i usually don’t like much but did it in way that was extra sexy and arousing. then bbbj(she also asked if i wanted cob) and my god how good it was. at one point it was hand free and she working the cock up and down while looking at me, perfect. wet and sloppy and seeing my cock in and out of the mouth of this beautiful lady is sight to remember . then rubber and she was so nice to mention that my dick was big (and i guess it is above average) and called my bigboy (anyway easier than my real life name). i know that´s is every mans wish that the lady your are entertaining make remarks like that and naturally took it with a pinch of salt but the way she said it and acted was fun and added the atmosphere.

started with a slow cg so i could feel and stroke her magnificent body. then it was time to speed things up and she changed to rcg, slowly first then the tempo got faster and when a urged her she changed the position (didn´t rest on the knees)and pumped vigorously. the sound when she slammed the ass on my, lovely ! the outcome could only be one. i came big time.
definitely the second best sex i have had with a sp. still not better than one girl a had in copenhagen 2005 which i later found out that have done a few porno movies and thanks to piratebay and puretna i managed to downloaded them and have to admit that i have wanked a few times watching them but that’s another story.

afterwards we chatted for few minutes. i asked her if she would be working tomorrow. she said yes and i knew then i would repeat if possible. paid 60 euros and i was on the brink of tipping but resisted. at that time i decided to go back to the hotel. knew i would be hard pressed to find a better girl and besides i was tired and had a meeting before lunch the day after. took a taxi back and slept well and satisfied with the experience.

to sum up the evening it seemed rather quiet and relaxed and the girl/men ratio ok and the girls no to pushy. i don´t find it annoying that they approach you, besides it´s their job and in the case of ella it was a blessing.

my only complaint is the smoking in the upstairs lounge but that’s something you have to live with. the place in whole is nice and imho the selection of girls was good and i wish i had the money and stamina because there was a least twenty or more girls that i could have fucked. if i was regular i might see it otherwise but when you only have the opportunity once every two years it is great fun and highly recommended.

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[Angus Magee]

(continued)

So, this is my final and long overdue installment of my April/May trip to Berlin. One of the reasons it has taken so long to finish, is that I've done a trip to FFM meanwhile. Also, the Berlin trip felt kinda disappointing, so I've been somewhat lacking in motivation to write about it.


Thanks for the report. Somehow I missed it when posted or I myself would have posted it to the RoD thread, which is where I eventually found it.

I was also at Artemis on the Saturday night of the Basketball game. The worst night I have ever experienced. If that had been my first visit to Artemis I never would have returned. I can remember being in the bar at about midnight and there was not a girl to be found of any age, size or description-that is except the bar ladies. Just a sea of white robes milling around wondering where the pussy was.

I have though since returned and Artemis has been back to it's old self.

No sign though of Romy:-((

[Rocketboy0]

With all the discussion over on the General Info about being “outed” and the girls reading the forums I have decided to make this report a little more vague than usual. These are a few short reports from over past month or so.I nominate this epic to clearly go to the reports of distinction - very fine.

[Halljo]

After going about my business on Friday I checked in at Artemis around 19:30. Showered and headed straight to dinner. The food was in eatable but who are we kidding, we aren’t there for the food.

Afterwards I went straight down and made appointment with the massage guys, tired after working and walking all day. Then I planted my self down at upstair bar and observed. The atmosphere was relaxed and the girl/men ratio was properly around 50/50 and the selection IMHO was great. I once read in this forum that it was better to do the approaching your self instead of being approached. Bearing that in mind I sat and tried to figure out which girl would suit my taste in appearance and if she looked like to be fun with. I have in my mongering years fond out that girls who smile and laugh usually make the best chemistry and are better SP.

After a half an hour or so I was convinced that I had found suitable target. Beautiful blond girl with small breast (I'm not large breast guy) who was joking with other girls and seemed genially nice. I made my move and asked her to sit down with me in one of the sofas. She was Marcella from Poland 23 years old. Unfortunally her English was nothing to write home about and on top of that she appeared to be little ignorant so conversation was hard. And here is my dilema. If I approach a girl and after an internal talking find that she is not what I'm looking for then I find it harder to back out. I'm well aware that I not obliged to go to room but maybe I'm to soft. In my case anyway I find it easier to back out if you don't make the first move. So anyway we tried to talk (or at least I tried) and after I while we headed upstairs.

There we started with some cuddling, no DFK, then BBBJ, she said no CIM. Nice BBBJ but lacking in intensity. Then on with the rubber and we started CG. And there she finally started to show some talent. She didn't rest on her knee, but on the sole of the feet still with her red shoes on and pumped up and down and slamming her ass on me. One of the most porn like experience ever but sadly it didn't last to long because she sadly insisted on changing positions. Then to doggy which was good in front of mirror and seeing her on all fours while poking my cock in and out of her pussy was fabulous and in that position I finished. Paid the 60 Euros, would properly not repeat but for those who speak german or even better Polish she is properly a good choice because she is a beautiful girl whit killer body.

Headed downstairs and relaxed in the Bio-Sauna and then a short nab on the bench before my massage. Opted for 40 min and it was fine and afterwards I felt recharged. Before the sauna I saw Ella talking with some lucky customer. Sadly I never saw her again that night but I was more than ready to have another session with her and properly would have gone for an hour.

After showering I sat my down on the sofas on the upper level at the lounge and enjoyed the view and was pondering my next move. It was slowly getting more crowded but the selection was still good and it was a buyers market. I was approached once or twice but it seems to me that if you are sitting at the upper level it is some kind of sign that you are resting.

After a good time I was still undecided which girl would be next, so many girls so little time. Then comes along Leila from Slovakia and asked if she might join me. She says that she is 32 years old but looking at her body she could pass as a 22 years old. Not the most beautiful girl in Artemis, not a head spinner or glamour’s but she has a friendly face. She talked ok english and after the first minute I knew that I had hit the jackpot. We had good time in the sofa before heading upstairs.

Started with DFK (she is a nonsmoker like I which was a plus) and then to BBBJ. I like to watch when the girls suck my cock so but her hair was in the way. When I tried to push her hair aside she stopped and pulled a hair band out of her purse and took all her hair in to a ponytail so it wouldn't obscure the view. Nice gesture. Then the BBBJ continued. On with the rubber and long slow CG. Changed to missionary and it was great, not very intense but more GFE like. Then I pulled out and asked her to finish me with a HJ. She was more than willing to do that and did it brilliantly, one hand stroking me cock while massaging my balls and scrotum with the other. One of the best hand jobs I have had. After I came she was in no hurry fondling with the cock and making remarks on how little the cum there was. I'm obviously no Peter North! Then we talked for a short time. One of the most GFE like service I have ever had and I gladly paid the 60 Euros. Highly recommended and if I ever meet her again I would go for a least one hour.

So the bottom line is, look is not always alfa and omega but I freely admit that some times optifuck is what I want and then I go for it. And that's is in my opinion the beauty of FKK. You have choices and if you make mistakes or not lucky whit the girl you choose you can always try again as long stamina and money allow.

Back to the Bio-Sauna I went (yes I like sauna) and then sat down at the downstairs bar. I think it is a shame how little that lounge is used. In my opinion it is a better place to enjoy conversation with a girl, no smoking, better lighting, less music (boy I getting old! ) but during my two visit to Artemis it was usually empty or at best only one or two guys there resting and only a few girls come there. I guess it is because it is not a good place to pick up customers so they won't spend valuable time going there.

I headed back up and had decided to try to find a black girl and then call it a day. I sat down in a sofa but now it was obvious that the men outnumbered the girls and you where pretty much left alone. After an half an hour or so I saw again one black girl that I had noticed before. Very sexy and nice curves and ass. Looked sexy, properly Brazilian. I decided to go for her but there my luck ran out. She was snapped before my eyes and vanished up stairs with some bloke. Argh.

I was devastated and thought about leaving but decided to hang around. Then came a long a black haired young girl which looked sexy and joyful. I was not going to loose this one so I joined her at the bar. Her name was Emma from Turkey, forgot to ask her about the age but my guess would be 22-25 years. Said she was from Dusseldorf where she sometimes works as an Escort. After a short conversation I should have seen the warning signs but sometimes we man think with something else than the brain. She had good body and as always small but nice breast with big nipples and I think that did it. Talked little english but enough to keep conversation going. I had before hand decided to get only a BBBJ and HJ.

Up we went and in the room she offered everything even anal but I declined and that was no problem with her. Her BBBJ is nothing to remember. Too little blowjob and to much hand job. After a while I asked her to finish me with a hand job. Have to admit it was bad, too much force and almost painful. By now I was so frustered with my choice that I only concentrated on finishing and finally I came. When she felt I was coming she leaned way back to make sure that no cum would land on her witch was little annoying. I have no problem and understand that the girl don't want to have guys coming allover them or in the face if you haven’t asked for that service but in her case she leaned as far away as possible and wanked me with her hand outstretched. After she went almost cold and only thing she wanted to talk about was her dislike for Italian men. Not a subject that interested my even though I dislike the way Italians play football. Should have skipped cumming and find the black girl or even better Ella. Paid her the 60 Euros, can't recommend and would definitely not repeat.

After that I got dressed and headed back to my Hotel in the S-bahn. As I was leaving around 00: 30 there where big flocks of men checking in so I was more than happy to go.

If I try to summarize my feeling and experience I find Artemis a good place to get sex, nice selection of girls and good facilities. But I have mixed feeling about approaching the girls, I did it twice and the service was ok and substandard. Three times as was picked up, twice the service was great and once ok. Maybe this statistic is not a base for any big conclusions but I think the next time I will stick to the latter one.

My only reserve is me handicap not to speak more than 20-30 or so words in German. I know I'm not there to have very intellectual conversation about the credit crunch or latest development in Irak but my experience is that you usually get better service if you can talk and flirt for a small time before sex and the better you understand each other the better service you get. Far too many girls in Artemis don't speak any or very little english or should I rather say, I don't speak any German. I'm convinced that my experience would be even better if I could speak more German so know I will make it my priority to learn some basic skill in German. But I will gladly go back to Artemis even whiteout learning more German and hopefully I will sometime.

And again thanks to all you that have contributed to this forum which is helpful for first time goers and in my case I would properly missed out on Ella from Russia if I hadn't read so glowing reports of her in this forum.

At last I want to ask you guys, is the Partytreff scene something that I should try or should I stick to FKK. Are the standard of the girls as good as in Artemis and Palace? And if yes which Partytreff would you recommend.

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[Havoter]

Cudos to everyone who posts.

I am going to Berlin in the end of June and I am not a big fan of staying up in the night with my ears full of techno music. I am also not very fond of drunk people.
So I want to get to Artemis early in the day and work out and at my leisure, as my endorphines are rushing through my body after my work out, pick a nice woman. I would imagine that the ladies who get there early in the day might be a bit different mentally than those who like to be there in the evening/night. I am imagining different in a positive way. Also, I would imagine that they have better time then, so are more likely to spend time talking and not rushing to seal the deal.

Any comments?

Best wishes

[Toscana]

Cudos to everyone who posts.

I am going to Berlin in the end of June and I am not a big fan of staying up in the night with my ears full of techno music. I am also not very fond of drunk people.
So I want to get to Artemis early in the day and work out and at my leisure, as my endorphines are rushing through my body after my work out, pick a nice woman. I would imagine that the ladies who get there early in the day might be a bit different mentally than those who like to be there in the evening/night. I am imagining different in a positive way. Also, I would imagine that they have better time then, so are more likely to spend time talking and not rushing to seal the deal.

Any comments?

Best wishesIt can be quite quiet early on, but why not? Fewer girls, few men, no waits, can be relaxing. Certainly no alcohol issues.

On a week day there should be twenty or so girls during the afternoon, at the weekend I don't know. As far as attitude goes, don't think there's much difference. Keep your wits about you and check on services (incl. kissing and BBBJ) before you commit. You should be fine.

Ella usually does early shift.... See Iseeu's report recently.

Have fun, and report please.

[Havoter]

It can be quite quiet early on, but why not? Fewer girls, few men, no waits, can be relaxing. Certainly no alcohol issues.

On a week day there should be twenty or so girls during the afternoon, at the weekend I don't know. As far as attitude goes, don't think there's much difference. Keep your wits about you and check on services (incl. kissing and BBBJ) before you commit. You should be fine.

Ella usually does early shift.... See Iseeu's report recently.

Have fun, and report please.Thanks for the swift reply. I am going to go there around 12 for a relaxing couple of hours. Will be interesting to see what kind of women are there then, maybe health conscious ones who don't like to stay up in the night

Anyways, thank you for suggesting that I find out what they offer. I have been thinking about that, and I think I am going to opt for condom and a hand job, I don't need to be sucked while I have a condom on, and I don't want to have a BBBJ, because the last time I saw a working girl I think I got molloscum, although this might have been through my work. Anyways, had I not found a remedy for molloscum online, I think I would still have those annoying little things (see the std section).

As for kissing, I am not sure. It is very tempting, since kissing is more intimate and pleasurable than many other things, but I think I will try to be content with her warm body.

In any event, I will post nice report when I get home.

One question. How is the food there? Do they have oatmeal for breakfast, or is it traditional continental junk food?

Best wishes

[Ortos]

At last I want to ask you guys, is the Partytreff scene something that I should try or should I stick to FKK. Are the standard of the girls as good as in Artemis and Palace? And if yes which Partytreff would you recommend.



I am quite confident in saying that the general standard of beauty in Partytreff girls would NOT stack up very well with the same average standard at the big FKKs. This should be expected. One does not wait for the same quality of food at an all-you-can-eat buffet in Vegas as you would find in a 3-star Michelen kitchen, right?

O

[Joe Bond]

I am arriving to Berlin at the end of June too (maybe the same conference as Sko.

I would like to know what is the quality of the studios/massage parlors/private girls i.e. brothels in Berlin vs an FKK like Artemis?

In such a place you get a session for 60-80 EU for example:

http://www.royalgirl.de/

Is Artemis worth the 80 Eu entrance fee?

[Angus Magee]

I am arriving to Berlin at the end of June too (maybe the same conference as Sko.

I would like to know what is the quality of the studios/massage parlors/private girls i.e. brothels in Berlin vs an FKK like Artemis?

In such a place you get a session for 60-80 EU for example:

http://www.royalgirl.de/

Is Artemis worth the 80 Eu entrance fee?


Is it worth it? It depends upon what you are looking for.

Certainly the quality of girls is as good at the better Berlin bordellos-Royal, KD, Liberty to name some. But going to an FKK is a different experience than a bordello. At an FKK you have the facilities to consider-sauna, bar, dining etc.. And you have the opportunity to meet & talk to the girls before heading off to a room. So you have the chance to determine if there may be a bit of chemistry between you. With a bordello you have to make your choice and then hope for the best.

It took me a long, long time to get past the 80 euro (actually it was 70 at the time) fee. I could not see the sense in paying what is, as you mention, the cost of a 1/2 hr. session just to get in the door.

The way I see it now is that I pay the 80 euros for access to the facilities and the girls. When I visit I generally stay 6-8 hours and have at least two sessions. And I try to avoid the extras which are expensive-though I sometimes succumb to a cim. So the whole 6-8 hrs. will cost me between 200-250. Compare that to 160 for the hour at a good bordello and it starts to feel less outrageous.

So I would say that if you want to spend a long time at the FKK relaxing, snoozing on the comfortable couches and having a session when you want then it is worth it.

If all you want is a a 1/2 hour or an hour with a hot girl who you may or may not have chemistry with then head to the bordello.

And I would recommend spending some time reading the reports in the Berlin thread and this thread to ge an idea of what is available at both.

[Iseeu]

I am quite confident in saying that the general standard of beauty in Partytreff girls would NOT stack up very well with the same average standard at the big FKKs. This should be expected. One does not wait for the same quality of food at an all-you-can-eat buffet in Vegas as you would find in a 3-star Michelen kitchen, right?

O
Hey O,

As a fan of both genres, in general I agree with you, but as always there are exceptions to the rule.

Visited Pussy Club Wuppertal yesterday together with our PT expert Wan King and a newer member, and of the 17 women there, 6-7 of them would fit right into some of the finer FKK clubs in terms of looks and with their skill sets would probably do rather well. I was very pleasantly surprised since the overall looks quality of PT women over the last couple of years has deteriorated if that was possible, so this was a very refreshing change for the better.

Have to say that there are some gems in other clubs, but you need to sift through some very unattratctive sludge to find them, since as you say the general standard of beauty just doesn't stack up.

Need to keep a closer eye on the Pussy Club chain, now with 4 PT's around Germany. I spoke yesterday with one of the women there who works with the management in helping set up their clubs. Their strategy is to bring FKK club standards to the PT scene in terms of facility and SP. Their Wuppertal facility is very nicely done; Nice furnishings. classy atmosphere, constantly being cleaned, hands-on management, nice sauna and relaxation area, in-house masseuse, nice size and well- fitted rooms, and there's even a choice of robe or towel when you come in. Everything except the food selection (at least in Vegas you'd find something to eat at the buffet and they replenish the serving trays when they're emptied) would stack up very nicely against some of the better known FKK's, including my own club of choice.

Will be interesting to observe over time, if they can stick to their philosophy and maintain these standards. I was at their Berlin club a couple of months ago and came away very unsatisfied with the ambience and facility. Just hope that that's another exception to a rule...

[Ortos]

Hey O,

As a fan of both genres, in general I agree with you, but as always there are exceptions to the rule.

Visited Pussy Club Wuppertal yesterday together with our PT expert Wan King and a newer member, and of the 17 women there, 6-7 of them would fit right into some of the finer FKK clubs in terms of looks and with their skill sets would probably do rather well. I was very pleasantly surprised since the overall looks quality of PT women over the last couple of years has deteriorated if that was possible, so this was a very refreshing change for the better.

Have to say that there are some gems in other clubs, but you need to sift through some very unattratctive sludge to find them, since as you say the general standard of beauty just doesn't stack up.

Need to keep a closer eye on the Pussy Club chain, now with 4 PT's around Germany...

Thanks for that additional info, clearly gathered in a "hands on" fashion...or in WK's case, gathered in a "tounge-in-ass" manner, I imagine!

This is a very interesting development, this Pussy Club in Wuppertal. And of course you are more than correct to point out that even across the board in the PT club world, one can always find gems both in terms of looks and performance. The question is: does on really want to sift through the shit, etc.?

But with the possibility that clubs like the one in Wuppertal you mention bridging the gap between FKKs and PTs, we may have to re-write the comparison text describing the differences between the two...

Ortos

[Macphisto]

An article that mentions Artemis (with some photos).

About the state of the market in general:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jGUxmkIXxddwuLJKc4mmTT6tMdugD98SH9500

[Alroy]

Spent an evening at Artemis last week and compared to previous visits I found the selection more limited and the whole experience somewhat less satisfying though I still did sample four of the women who were there. I went on a Thursday night and I have usually been on Fridays previously and this may explain something.

I was attacked by a bunch of Romanian girls soon after entering the lounge and especially one duo who looked like they pretty much only worked as a pair. Neither of the two were especially attractive and I did not like their hard sell approach.

Eventually I decided to go with Sasha, also a Romanian who was not especially pretty (6) but seemed to have better chemistry and agreed to DFK and said she was especially good at fellatio. She was attentive in a professional way but gave a good BJ and was willing to try various positions to get me off. Not memorable but not a bad start to the evening.

Off to the sauna and steam to clean off and shower and back to the lounge. I was approached by a tall Russian woman from Siberia who I found quite enticing but I did not want to go again so soon and told her I would look for in 15 minutes. An dark haired Persian woman (Michelle?) was waiting close by and pounced on me the second the Russian walked away. She seemed to really want to go with me and we chatted clumsily for awhile as she did not speak great English and I did not speak great German or Persian. She was touching me,kissing me and caressing all the while we were talking and seemed to be in no hurry to go up to a room. Finally we went up and she was into very slow, languorous kissing and caressing. Her BJ technique was wet and sensual but I prefer strong suction and she moaned loudly when I went down on her. We started off in CG and soon were in pounding away in mish and some kind of sideways position. She was trying really hard to keep GFE vibe through all this but I was in a pound em and cum mode so it was kind of wasted on me. She seemed disappointed that I did not want to prolong and slow down our encounter and I came during a rapid rabbit hump motion while she had her arms and legs wrapped around me.

Back to the sauna and pool and I found that the jacuzzi can be quite pleasurable. Anyway, decided to just relax for a bit and sat in Kino and watched a guy really do this girl for everybody's viewing pleasure.

After a short nap in the smokeless downstairs room went up to look for my next friend. Too bad that more girls did not hang around downstairs as, the air is much cleaner and it is much quieter and easier to get to know a girl before going off to the room.

I saw this Czech girl with full lips and a great smile, a little bit heavier, at the bar who seemed to be quite popular. her smile really seemed to be genuine and she had a great attitude. I asked if she would lie with me on the couch for awhile. She said her name was Ludzig or something like that and she cuddled with me offering me easy access to her soft parts and occasionally touching me along my thigh and dick in a delicate way. She seemed to be in no hurry to go up and seemed content to be cuddling. After awhile she had me hot and bothered and off we went to the room. She was the best session of the night. She told me she had not cum that night so I offered to DATY her to an orgasm. She really got into it and there was a lot of kissing and sucking along the way and it was pretty clear that she came as she was too sensitive for a while after that to be touched there. She then gave me the most amazing blow job - great suction and she really knew what to do with the balls and surrounding area to make it extra special. After awhile I told her to climb on and again we started in CG. She was really skilled in in her pussy muscles and I could feel her coaxing me as she slid back and forth. I rolled her over and wanted to be on top as she was really soft and comfortable and I really liked the way her soft and real breasts squished against my chest as I slid in and out of her. I did not last long as she had me on the verge of coming with her BJ. Great session and I recommend her if you like bigger women. I paid her 60 even though we had been together pretty close to an hour - she seemed happy and and felt that her orgasm time did not count.

I ended the evening with a German girl called Jane - tall and skinny with blonde hair. IN the Kino where we gave the old guys a late night live show - she was all business and and while she got me hard and was competent with her blow job - it felt kind of mechanical and I just wanted to cum and be over with it. So after a while I told her to climb on and finished quickly in CG as I was not into it. Would not recommend her.

I guess not bad for an evening but I have had much more fun at Artemis and except for the Czech girl I would not repeat. Usually there are at least 10 girls I would really like to be with but on this night there were barely five and really only 3 that I really wanted to be with. Also too many girls who just come up to you and say "lets go room ".

[Judge Absalom]

So continuing my report, after visiting Moase and GT, I traveled to Berlin to go to Artemis. Love Berlin. Such a great city. Artemis is just the icing on the cake. The first thing to report is the increase in entry fee to 80 euros since my visit last summer. I found this surprising due to the economy. I guess they feel that those who will pay 70, will also pay 80 without affecting the total numbers.

Anyway, as previously reported, I was a little "damaged" due to too much sex at GT (I guess that would classified as "an FKK injury") so I knew that I would only be able to see 1 girl. After eating and working out I was frustrated that I couldn't even find 1 girl that I liked! Luckily, after a few hours I was able to find 1 such girl who I loved. Her name is Sarai (? ) and she is from Germany. Skinny, young, beautiful, model-type about 23 years old. Dark tan, straight shoulder-length dark hair and bright green eyes. She spoke great English and we had a good conversation. In the room, great DFK (YMMV), BBBJ, and sex in whatever positions I wanted. No anal but very friendly spirited service. She also recently got implants which I actually thought were real until she told me. I guess she was totally flat before. I give her Face: 9/Body: 10/Service: 9/Attitude: 9. She was so great that I came back 2 nights later and repeated with her an hour and a half. While I was leaving that second night I was happy to see some other hot girls there which restored my faith in Artemis for a return visit.

As an observation for those who care, I noticed that Artemis had many more caucasian blondes (which I like) working there than did Oase and GT (more dark-haired girls). And I don't mean Romanians with dyed blond hair but more German/Dutch/Scandinavian looking.

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[Willa1]

Spent last weekend in Berlin. And was able to fit in some sightseeing in addition to my trip to Artemis.

Followed the directions in this thread using the S bahn – and they were perfect. 15 minutes from downtown to the valuables locker. Not bad! Anyway, arrived around 9 PM on Saturday. Put my valuables away – took a quick shower (very short shower cycle – even more annoying than Oase! ). Took a quick run through the club – and it was obvious, most of the action is around the bar (or the electronic maj jong machines! )- and that the guys outnumbered the girls – AND that there was a 10-15 minute wait for rooms. Should have realized that I was in for a tough night.

Spent the first 30 minutes scoping out the talent – and I was a little disappointed with the quality. Of course, YMMV, we all have our personal preferences and it was busy, so this is by no means a slam on Artemis. Approached by a girl from Brazil, from India – neither of interest – but interesting international feel. The facilities are very impressive. The bar area is large – with lots of places to get to know someone. The two kinos are good (rarely saw anyone in the downstairs kino – surprising.). Same with the downstairs bar – only saw guys sleeping there. The pool is impressive – and the weight room. The outside patio (very small – not at all like Oase or World) – off of the weight room was closed. Most of my time was spent in the bar area.

Eventually spotted a model-type German blonde named Sally. Smiled and nodded, she came up to the bar. Normally, she is not my type – she was 170 cm (little taller than I like), blonde/ brown eyes (that is good! ), C or D cup bolt ons (normally breast size isn’t important – but prefer natural). HOWEVER, she was very easy to talk to, we had both been to Miami recently, so had a good (OK – it was superficial) conversation – and enjoyable (what 50 year old can claim an interesting conversation with a 20-something model! ). We sat in one couches by the bar – and eventually to a room. The clinching factor was the offer of a slow session with body massage – and was clear everything was on the table. Tried to upsell – but just told her to start with 30 minutes – and we’ll see what develops. Overall, I think if I had been more ‘directing’, this could have been a good session. But it was only OK. The body massage was less than a minute – and she covered herself with oil – which made kissing, etc., not an option. An meant that she took out a very cold wipe to clean me off before the BBBJ – almost brought everything to a stop. It was an incredible view in CG, but her breasts were very hard. Went to mish – finished in doggie – what an incredible view- both from behind & in the mirror. Finished in about 45 minutes – she was ready to go, but I wanted another 10 minutes or so – and she was agreeable. Overall, not spectacular and would not repeat, but OK.

Spent the next hour watching from the staircase on the main floor. Interesting to watch the dynamic – and it eliminated a couple of girls from consideration as they came down the stairs with obviously not enthusiastic customers. Spotted a petite, very slim, brown haired girl, not the most attractive, but a great smile. She was about 163 cm, probably 45 kg, B, natural cup – name was Sadi? From Poland. English was OK – we struggled a little, but she was a trooper – and we did laugh over some of the mis-interpretations. Spent about 15 minutes talking in the bar (while she smoked)– and then on to the room. Ended up in the same room as before – after a 10 minute wait. This was a relaxed, fun session. Asked about options, again – said we will see how things develop & she we OK with that. She does an excellent BBBJ, paying attention to all parts, and is an OK kisser – not fully DFK, but responsive. I took over, starting to kiss down her body. Never made it all the way down – and started in mish. Only drawback is she held onto the condom for the entire session – not so bad as she was tight, but it was a little distracting. Ended up in doggie – again great view in the mirror – and directly. We ended up within the 30 minute time frame. Overall, good fun, and would repeat because of chemistry.

Showered, then went back out – and saw one other girl that I would be interested in – reddish brown hair, slender, tight body, blue eyes, about 165 cm. But she was playing the electronic maj-jong (? ) machine for the next 30 minutes – and she was pretty serious – so decided to leave.

I would rate Artemis as one of the better clubs – but I have had better days at both Oase & Palace – but again – it was one night- an only 5 hours – and a Saturday. So I’m sure if I went back it would be better.

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[Joe Bond]

After hesitating about the price I decided to take a chance and try out the Artemis. I had a good time. My reference the Globe in Zurich.
I descriptions of the place in other reports are accurate although the smoke in the upper lounge did not bother me too much.
I arrived Sunday around 13:00 and left around 19:30. I was able to include two meals in the visit which made the 80 Euro entrance a bit more reasonable.
The place ws not crouded, the girls said that all the trafic was closed because of the Berlin Maraton. There were about 10-20 at first and the numbers encreased to 20-30 when I left the w/m ration was all the time about one to one. The general quality was low 6-7 but you could find alot of 8-9 and even 1-2 10. In general the girl quality in the Globe is better.
Had two sessions. This time I decided not to listen to my dick but to my brain.
I chose carefully. I avoided the stunners and the pushy ones and all and all enjoyed both sessions.
The first was with a Let girl called Carolina. I met her on the sofa downstairs she was nice warm and tempting. She has green eyes prity face (in my opinion I dont like the barby face more the cary ann moss type) good figure although she was not thin. She cooperated with kissing (no thong) gave a nice bare blowjob and after three positions I finished. Good starter noting to write praise songs about.
Had some wellness action, sauna, weight workout, sleeping near the pool. Maybe it was a slow night but the girls came downstairs alot and I had to fend off shark attacks during relaxation. I don't like the pushiness. I always gave in for one but during the conversation she told me she is not kissing so I thanked her and sent her back to the sea.
The second session was with Samira. She is turkish small thin figure. Brown skin, prity face (her face skin is a bit rough but it thus not harm the general impression) dark eyes, thin figure. She was kissing passionatly gave an exelent blowjob and cooperative fucking in all positions. I finished with a handjob from the legends with her finger in my ass. Enjoyed the session very much.
All in all 80+60+60 Euro well spent.

[Member #4285]

The place ws not crouded, the girls said that all the trafic was closed because of the Berlin Maraton.
Strange, because the Marathon are in september. http://www.scc-events.com/events/berlin_marathon/2009/

[R The Man]

Looking forward to visiting Artemis tomorrow (Saturday) afternoon, about 2:30 pm. Will anyone from the ISG board be there? I haven't been able to touch base with anyone when I've visited Palace and Oase in Frankfurt, but maybe in Artemis?

I'll be the slim Asian (Chinese) guy about 50, walking around and scoping out the girls. Say hello!

Regards, R.

[Angus Magee]

Here are a few short reports from over the past few weeks.

Sol, from Argentina apparently, mid to late 20’s dark hair and complexion, large-ish enhanced breasts and a solid frame. Speaks good English, actually better than her German I think. We met on the sofas in the bar and at first I was not overly impressed or enthusiastic. But she has something. Sort of a “dirty girl” appeal and I thought she might be a good fuck.

Off to the rooms we went and soon we were on the bed and out came the handy wipes.

Yikes!

The first thing I noticed is that she had very little sensitivity to the fact that the male organ (Little Angus) can be, at least at first, a bit in need of some careful handling. I understand the need to give Little A a wipe but this girl was pulling and wiping like she wanted to yank him off. On to the bj and things did not get much better. Sol can not be faulted for a lack of enthusiasm but she seriously needs to learn some sensitivity skills.

I asked her to slow down a bit and soon had her lying on her back with her legs spead and gave her a good licking to which she was reasonably receptive. But as it was a half hour session we soon put on the condom and assumed doggy position. This is where she seemed to excel. She is, as mentioned, a solid framed girl and she could take a rather vigorous fuck for a good length of time. In the end I was satisfied with this but was a bit disappointed that the preliminaries (foreplay) was sub par.

I like this girl and she was a fun and interesting conversationalist but it is doubtful that I would book her for a repeat session.

Juliana claims to be from Costa Rica and she certainly has a bit of a Latina Look(reasonably tall, streaked hair, nice eyes, solid wide hips and simply magnificent pair of large stand-up breasts-more on these later) but she seems to have spent a good deal of her life in Europe. Again she has good English and is a reasonably skilled conversationalist who seems in no hurry to get to the room. In fact after 15-20 minutes of talk, though interested, I begged off her request to go to a room claiming that I was still to close to my earlier session and needed some time to recuperate. She took it well and we agreed to maybe hook up later.

Later arrived and I called her over. She seemed a bit surprised but then I guess the girls hear the later excuse a lot. Soon we were in a room and she started me off with a massage after briefly trying to up sell me to an hour session.

The handy wipes came out and the session went a bit south:-((

Now I understand that the girls need to be a bit concerned with hygiene. But Juliana seemed to be a wee bit overly worried that Little A was some how oozing disease. She used several wipes and got down close, inspecting him for, I imagine, all manner of drips and bugs. Finally satisfied she proceeded to give a hand job and finally, reluctantly I felt, gave him a bit of a perfunctory suck. It felt like she was doing me a favor and wanted to get this part of the session over with asap. Fine with me seeing as it was such a lousy bj, and soon Little A was finding himself nestled between her breasts.

A word on her breasts. She claims that they are natural. The are big (C’s?) and stand up without a hint of sag. And there are no visible scars. The only place I did not really check was under the arms for insertion scars. I felt it would be rude. But...I have my doubts as to their lack of enhancement. Just too perfect IMO. And I could swear I felt the implant at least in one of the breasts. But if they are implants, and I am really not sure, they are the best job I have ever had the privilege to fondle.

So I could have quite happily just titty fucked her. But to finish there she wanted extra.

Fuck that. For what is ultimately a glorified hand job?

So after a lick of her pussy I had her assume the position and fucked her vigorously for some time from behind. As this was a later session for me it took a while and I have to give the girl credit for maintaining a litany of reasonably convincing moans and encouragement and a smattering of dirty talk to bring home the desired conclusion.

In the end I mentioned to her that she seemed not to enjoy the bj part of the session and she got quite defensive and gave me a lecture on how unhygienic is the male organ. I was tempted to suggest another profession, or at least a switch to a venue where she could deliver cbj, but did not want to escalate her Latin temper at this point so I just agreed with her that penis’ are generally filthy and dripping nasties and need to be steam cleaned regularly.

So in the end I was fairly disappointed in this session and again I would have to say that I would not repeat with Juliana.

Nicolette (early 20’s) comes from Bulgaria. I met her late one evening and what struck me was her smile. She has a great big and genuine smile and is very much fun to talk to. No pressure from her as we lay and chatted fro quite some time. Her English is quite good.

Now this girl is not the most glamourous girl working the room but she has a nice look to her and she takes care of herself. She is (again) a solid girl with a big ass and small-ish breasts. But not too small. I actually find them to be a perfect size.

In the room I have to say that the fist thing I noticed was the quality of the bj. Ncolette is a very enthusiastic fellatrix. But she is not a technician, she is an enthusiast. By this I mean that some girls seem to have a bag of trick and they are all about technique, eg. Conchita, Christine-see previous reports.

Nicolette has a degree of sensitivity but mostly she just seems to let loose and gobble the knob. Simply lovely.

So I have repeated with Nicolette several times and each time it has been very, very enjoyable and the sex has been hot. She a girl who wants you to have a good time and will work to make that happen.And she remembers what you like and will deliver it the next time. She gets a very high approval rating from me, attested to by the fact that I have repeated with her every time I have been to Artemis in the past month or so.

I especially enjoy a cim finish with her;-))

Well that is all for now. This will be my last report for several months (sometime next fall) as the summer months are upon us and I want to take some time to regroup, save a bit of cash and give the Artemis scene a bit of a rest. Going to the same FKK often can be fun but I notice that the last few times I have been it has been a bit boring. I feel the need to give it a bit of a rest and allow some fresh talent to appear. But I will be a round and am always available for questions and comments.

[Ortos]

Well that is all for now. This will be my last report for several months (sometime next fall) as the summer months are upon us and I want to take some time to regroup, save a bit of cash and give the Artemis scene a bit of a rest. Going to the same FKK often can be fun but I notice that the last few times I have been it has been a bit boring. I feel the need to give it a bit of a rest and allow some fresh talent to appear. But I will be a round and am always available for questions and comments.


As always another top-notch report!

About the last paragraph quoted above:

Maybe this is the time to get on a train to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt and give a try to say GT or Oase? Imagine the excitement and adventure when you bring your A game, honed by many nights in Artemis, to a new club? It's like a star poker player bringing his game to a new casino where the other players don't know him. And you will finally see an FKK with an outdoor area! Just a thought you know...

O

[Kurre]

I am arriving to Berlin at the end of June too (maybe the same conference as Sko.

I would like to know what is the quality of the studios/massage parlors/private girls i.e. brothels in Berlin vs an FKK like Artemis?

In such a place you get a session for 60-80 EU for example:

http://www.royalgirl.de/

Is Artemis worth the 80 Eu entrance fee?Like Angus said, you pay for the facilities and the possibility to chat the girls up.

I used to frequent KD when in Berlin, but during my last couple of visits I have started to focus on Artemis. I took me a while to learn the ropes, to sort out the good ones (it is a learning experience every time) and to appreciate being chased. The sessions keep on getting better and better - and costlier.

If you have the time (5-10 hours) and money (250€ and up), treat yourself to a luxurious night. If you are on a budget, you can get a quality session at the aforementioned establishments.

Some people enjoy playing soccer and others golf...

[Nick Depalma]

Looking forward to visiting Artemis tomorrow (Saturday) afternoon, about 2:30 pm. Will anyone from the ISG board be there? I haven't been able to touch base with anyone when I've visited Palace and Oase in Frankfurt, but maybe in Artemis?

I'll be the slim Asian (Chinese) guy about 50, walking around and scoping out the girls. Say hello!

Regards, R.Just curious R Man as I will be in Berlin shortly for the first time. In addition to being an anglophone, is there any slight at all felt for being an Asian (Chinese) hobbyist in these parts?

[Toscana]

Just curious R Man as I will be in Berlin shortly for the first time. In addition to being an anglophone, is there any slight at all felt for being an Asian (Chinese) hobbyist in these parts?I am assuming you are asking whether you would be welcome in Artemis. Answer is yes, if you are clean, solvent and behave as impeccably as all Asian gents do in my experience in these clubs.

[Angus Magee]

As always another top-notch report!

About the last paragraph quoted above:

Maybe this is the time to get on a train to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt and give a try to say GT or Oase? Imagine the excitement and adventure when you bring your A game, honed by many nights in Artemis, to a new club? It's like a star poker player bringing his game to a new casino where the other players don't know him. And you will finally see an FKK with an outdoor area! Just a thought you know...

O

Thanks.

And a very good thought it is too. One that is on my mind. I do have to wait and see how the summer plays out as my income takes a bit of a dip in July/August. In any case I do have it on my agenda to make a small FKK tour with esteemed ISG member Iseeu this coming fall. Perhaps in October. But as you say, it would be nice to experience an FKK with an outdoor area so I will also look at the possibility of a shorter trip in August sometime.

Regards and I will keep you posted.

AM

[R The Man]

As mentioned by others, I have never had problems as an Asian in any brothel or FKK in Europe (except in some of the Chinese houses in Barcelona, where they seem not interested in serving Chinese men - strange).

I visted Artemis on a Saturday afternoon, and it was not as impressive as my previous visit. Seems smaller, now that I am used to Palace and Oase (which is not big either). Also, don’t like the smoking in the only lounge with the girls.

The lineup also did not seem impressive, either in quality or quantity. I like girls who are young, petite and slim – not enough of them for me. I eventually chose Shenya (spelling?), a 22-year old bleached blonde Bulgarian. Her face was not spectacular, but her body most definitely was, with the most firm tits that only a young 20-something girl can have and a lovely ass.

She was a good choice, as we started with nice kissing and foreplay in the kino, progressing to a lovely BBBJ. Her technique was marvelous and she could have made me cum with her mouth alone (which does not happen often for me), but unfortunately CIM not on the menu. However, she was very accommodating and sweet, so I upgraded to an hour and we spent a great time in many positions until she gave me a spectacular finish by hand (since I do not enjoy a condom finish). Afterwards, my feeling was the experience was so good that I didn’t need to have another. After a quick look around at the lineup to make sure there wasn’t a spectacular can’t-miss girl (there wasn’t), I headed off satisfied.

I've always said that variety is the spice of life (and sex!), and maybe the FKK novelty is wearing off a little for me? Perhaps I should try some new experiences like a partytreff? I enjoyed my time at a Lady Marmalade Party in London, which I understand is somewhat like a partytreff.

R.

[Havoter]

Skogskatts log, stardate 25.06.2009

I answered a distress call coming from my own body. It told me to visit a place called Artemis on the northern hemisphere of the planet earth in sector 001. There were bipeds from the human race of both sexes there, however only the females interested me, since they made my mind respond by turning on the pleasure centers.

I noticed quickly that the main floor was polluted by some sort of gas in its atmosphere, so I quickly retreated downstairs and lay on the couch under the stairs. As I was lying there reading my book, several of the females came over to me, not many of them were able to communicate more than a desire to go to some enclosed location they called "room". So I quickly dismissed them, as this was very boring.

But then, after a few hours, I walked through the pool area and sat at the bar. Then a colored female came over to me and sat down. She was tall, and had a pair of fat-containers on her torso. I liked them. She talked to me about how much she liked Star Trek, and also that she never stayed at Artemis later than 2000 in the evening, and she did not like the pollution in the air.

We went to a room upstairs after talking for 20 minutes or so. I found her intelligent.

We got undressed, and we started to touch each other. She said that my skin was soft, and that she liked to touch me. I bit her nipple, and she shuddered. She said that she did not like turkish guys, since they often wanted submission from the female, but she liked norwegians, because they were often sensitive and careful.

She put a condom me, this had the flavor of strawberries. She did not put my penis into her mouth or vagina without putting on a condom. This was fine with me. We did not kiss, either. It was tempting to kiss her, because she had a nice smile.

After a while she took off the condom and started to jerk me off, but this did not make me ejaculate. We were now getting past the 30 minutes allocated, so she said I had to pay 20 euros more to put on another condom.

We did that, and she sat on me while I touched her breasts and had a nice orgasm and started to laugh and smile, and she smiled as well. She asked me if I had not had sex for a long time, and she shook her head in disbelief looking at the condom. I liked that.

Just as I payed her the money I noticed she had some red spots on her abdomen, and a few days later I noticed these anomalies on my arm and thigh in the form of red dots in a circle shape the size of a 1 euro coin. The data base suggested it could be herpes, but there were no discomfort, and nothing in the genital areas. I have the doctor and taken the relevant tests, but he was pretty sure it was nothing else than maybe a sun rash or from swimming in the sea.

All in all the visit was an interesting experience, but I am very skeptical to the smoke, the many girls who asked about going to a room the second sentence they spoke. I can very easily imagine what a hassle it is to visit this place in the evening.

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[Member #4285]

Skogskatt travel to Artemis from outer space!

Du är roligt du =)

[Severin Carl]

I never liked the atmosphere of A. It always reminds me of a clinic. So after some visits in the past I decided not to return.. Now, last week, friends of mine from Scandinavia came to see me in Berlin and as the had heard so much talking about this place they insisted to go there with me as their local guide. I wasnt too amused, but after all I agreed and now I am happy I did.. Because of a girl from CR, 1.70 m, very thin, small but beautyful "puffy" breasts, long legs, brown hair and eyes, a little shy perhaps. She is, she said, from Pilsen and 20.. What a girl: beautyful, tender, friendly. And full service. (I don't like anal, so I didn't ask). I spent one session with her, added another session, asked for one more session and had a last session, only because I had my friends waiting.. Big, big, big problem: I don't know her name. Does anyone? I would like so much to see her again. Have a nice day.

[Angus Magee]

I spent one session with her, added another session, asked for one more session and had a last session, only because I had my friends waiting.. Big, big, big problem: I don't know her name. Does anyone? I would like so much to see her again. Have a nice day.


You spent 4 sessions with her in the same evening and you are asking us if we know her name? Sounds like she really put the whammy on you Carl;-)

Seriously, I'm sorry I can't help right now as she does not sound like any of the girls I have run across in my past few visits. But I will most definitely be on the look out for her when next I go. I LOVE puffies and I am a bit surprsied that I don't know who you mean as I have finely tuned puffy radar usually.

If I come across any relevant info I will post it here.

[Severin Carl]

You spent 4 sessions with her in the same evening and you are asking us if we know her name? Sounds like she really put the whammy on you Carl

Sure, she did. She told me her name, when I met her. I didn't understand because of the music and thought so ask her again. But then. What a girl once more. Without my friends I still would be there. Its how much. A week or so? Thanx anyway.

Welfare, freedom, happyness.

[Ibn Buttita]

This is a look back on two visits I made to Artemis in November of 2007. Most of the girls are probably gone, but some may still be there. Apart from a description of specific girls, it’s a breakdown of some of the kinds of girls I encountered there, and gives some idea of kind of interactions you might have at Artemis or other FKKs.

African Girls: Bonnie

I spotted Bonnie as I was heading into the dining room; the sight of her sitting on the bench outside the door, with her long, shapely legs spread to reveal her snatch, quickly diverted my route. I sat alongside her and we discussed a number of things, including her mixed Angolan-Cuban heritage and the five or six languages she spoke. Soon enough we proceeded to a room, and I definitely felt conspicuous walking through the club beside this gorgeous tall, slender black woman wearing a gold chain around her waist. Inside the room she displayed her fine Spanish skills by asking how she could please my "little bandido." Her lips helped, but she was also adept as a cowgirl and even animated as I finished in missionary (eliciting a rare p4p compliment on how he pressure and angle stimulated her clit). Unfortunately, I didn’t find Bonnie when I returned the next night.

For the sake of future guests, I hope that either Bonnie is still at Artemis, or that her whereabouts at another FKK can be located, but in chatting with her it sounded like she would be moving on. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if she moved on to a more high-powered career in business, politics, etc; this black woman is sharp, sharp, sharp. In our conversation she was pretty disdainful for most of the other girls at Artemis, declaring that "they probably don’t even know who Andrea Merkel is! "

Teenie Girls: Kami

When I saw Kami at the end of my last night at Artemis I said to myself (silently) what some people say when they see a kitten: "Awwww, how cute! " This sweet little Bulgarian brunette could not have had her 18th birthday (if that) long before starting at Artemis; it may actually have been her first day or week. Kami looked like a lost puppy – wearing a hairband and a tiny frilly miniskirt that didn’t quite cover her butt cheeks, she seemed uncomfortable and very much out of place among a large group of more hardcore women at the upstairs bar. When she moved toward the back of the room, near the curtained semi-private divans, I came up to her, but her English was non-existent and her German was not much better. In lieu of chatting I sat on the divan and caressed her bottom and cupped her tiny boobs while smiling like a smitten schoolboy. As she nervously lit up a cigarette, she proceeded to stumble off the step in front of the divan. Precious.

I only had a little while left before I had to leave Artemis to catch an overnight train out of Berlin, but I knew I had to have Kami to make my visit complete. The place was busy and rooms were booked, but we found one of the rooms outside the downstairs Kino that had only curtains instead of doors. Once in the room, Kami’s inhibitions disappeared. After the BJ she mounted me, and I couldn’t believe how tight her pussy was. By the time we moved onto missionary and I was cumming, the whole experience of fucking such a cute little teenie had me saying crazy things like "I love you" – my mind was simply gone. We had some time left before the end of the half hour and I gave her a neck (and titty) rub. As we were leaving the room and passing by the open doorway of the Kino, with me glowing after having had sex with such an innocent little cutie, she starred letting out some loud pornstar moans, mimicking the sound of the flick on the screen. She really was hardcore, after all!

Brazilian Girls: Solange

Solange from Brazil had been one of the few girls I had kept in mind by name from reading the forum before my visits to Artemis. So when the woman I sat down next to at the upstairs bar broke the ice by asking where I was from and by telling me she was from Brazil, I asked if she was Solange. But not knowing how it was said correctly I pronounced it as the German "so lange, " which made her laugh. (It could actually be a good marketing slogan, "Ich liebe/ficke dich so lange"). Tall, with jet-black hair and Brazilian curves, her looks matched her playfulness and so we went to the room. There she rode me energetically and had me cumming on a night on which I had to that point some dud sessions. My one regret is that she did not kiss on the lips (the lack of kissing was fairly typical of the girls I sessioned with), but some kisses on my cheeks and compliments at the end of the session more than compensated.

Students: Andrea

In my hobbying I have always had a thing for girls who are in the business temporarily to support their studies. At the end of my first night at Artemis I met a student named Andrea, a blonde Hungarian who was studying law in Koln, and whom had just arrived for her shift that night after a drive of several hours. She was at the downstairs bar with a slender brunette friend, but I was trying to focus on getting together with a blonde for my last session, and for that reason I declined her friend’s suggestion of a threesome (my remaining funds had something to do with it also). The early signs of how things would go were not encouraging: as we sat on a bench waiting for a room to become available, she sat demurely next to me, resisting attempts to kiss, which frustrated me since on the next bench over was a couple that were all over one another like they were on their honeymoon. But Andrea apparently saved her energy for the room, where she was rather active and kissed passionately. We could only communicate in German, but we talked a bit about ourselves during the session, and I could picture her someday as something like a war crimes prosecutor at The Hague. She was serious, but classy as well; I indulged another fantasy by picturing her as a descendant of Hapsburg Austrian-Hungarian nobility. Who knows, maybe she was.

Blonde Polish Girls: Tiffany and Bianca

From reading the forum I knew going in that Artemis was one of the premier clubs among FKKS for blonde Polish women. It did not disappoint, and since I had not been with many blondes to that point in my mongering career, I was pretty excited. Tiffany, a busty blonde with a somewhat solid body and curly hair, came up to me as I was having a drink at the upstairs bar. We chatted a bit, and although hers was not the body type the usually appeals to me, her friendliness and large boobs swayed me. Inside the room she was extremely warm and cuddly; in fact, she told me to treat her like my teddy bear. We ended up not really being complementary during the sex acts, and ultimately it ended without me cumming, but I faked having made a deposit in the condom to spare her feelings.

I had another encounter with a Polish woman, Bianca, that was hotter sexually, but not as warm emotionally. This perfect-bodied blonde with stylish, upswept hair was making the rounds with a friend offering threesomes. The two of them sat next to me, but I told them that I preferred to just go with one for now. In the room chatting and foreplay were not on her menu; it was a by-the-book program, BJ then fucking. But oh what fucking; her riding me to completion in reverse cowgirl may be my all-time definitive memory of that position, for the shape of her ass and the sensation of pumping her while caressing her incredible silky smooth cheeks. While the "cum baby" comments were blatantly artificial, they were not as annoying as I had experienced on other occasions before and since. Overall, I wouldn’t call the session so much mechanical as business-like, and she was making a lot of business that night. I guess I could have classified her with the sharks (see below), but despite the drawbacks she left me a satisfied man, so how can I be too critical?

Sharks and Annoying Girls: Viagra, Fatma, and Rossi

I had read on the forum about Miss Viagra (Bulgarian brunette) tending toward the sharky side, but was still intrigued by the descriptions and was kind of hoping I would run into her. I had arrived at Artemis just a short time earlier that evening (my first visit there, actually my first FKK exploration ever), and was sitting at the downstairs bar. And there she came, swishing through the room, with a red scarf tied around her hips showcasing her glorious round ass. She scanned the sparsely populated room and, seeing me there, came right over and introduced herself. At this point I said to myself "sharks be damned, " as I was curious about Miss V. And eager to get my first FKK fuck under my belt. We went to the basement Kino and kissed a bit, but when she moved to give me a bbj I suggested getting a zimmer, and we soon relocated to one nearby. She had me ready to cum with the BJ there, but I wanted to shoot inside her. She rode me nicely in cowgirl, but I wasn’t able to cum when she prompted me (she scolded me that using cum restraint when getting a BJ will make it more difficult to shoot later, maybe she was onto something). At that point, about 15 minutes in, she declared that our session time was over. I protested, but she said that the Kino time had taken up the first half. Since we had only kissed there, I disagreed, but left it at that. Shark sighted!

Fatma knew how to be alluring: She sprawled out on a divan at the end of the upstairs bar area, her lithe body on full display, with her long legs accentuated by fishnet stockings. It didn’t take much more than that to convince me to join this brunette Slovak, and her insisting that we get a room rather than sit and chat awhile should have warned me off, but the exotic beauty was too much to resist. Once in the room I tried to make a connection by revealing my intimacy with Slovak culture (admittedly not much other than a single visit to the Slovak hockey hall of fame in Bratislava), but while she warmed up a bit, by the 15 minute mark she was all about clock watching and making her exit. What I found really annoying was that she kept complaining about how my Artemis wrist band was catching on her fishnet stockings, which was difficult to avoid with her in cowgirl or doggystyle. When I ran into Fatma a couple of times later that evening she was very cold.

Rossi was a brunette Bulgarian, but I would have sworn she was Latina. I sat beside her at the downstairs bar and we had a very friendly conversation, which I usually use to decide whether to go for a session or not. All signals looked fine, so we got a room (if I recall, the Cleopatra room) which seemed fittingly exotic for a session with this sultry woman. But I would have been better off with a mummy. The BJ was unskilled and over quickly, and when I inserted my cock inside Rossi she complained that it was bothering her because it was forcing in too much air (! ), no matter how I changed position. At some point, I just gave up and called it quits with her.

I have sweet memories of Artemis. The entrance fee is npt cheap and the price per session is higher than at other FKKs, but the facilities are just about the best I’ve seen (compared with the Frankfurt big 3, Augsburg Coliseum, and a few others), with an Arabian Nights ambiance, nicely decorated rooms, and an excellent pool and sauna area on the lower floor. Especially in contrast to a poor experience at LaFolie earlier in my trip, it was clearly the highlight of my Berlin visit and a fine introduction to FKK life. When in town check it out, it’s hard to miss.

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[West By Sun]

Rossi was a brunette Bulgarian, but I would have sworn she was Latina.



How did you know that? What does "latina" mean? I believe she is a Bulgarian.

WBS

[Angus Magee]

How did you know that. What does "latina" mean? I believe she is from Bulgarian.

WBS

I understand that she comes from Bulgaria but has a "latina" look to her. I can think of a couple of Bulgarian girls working currently at Artemis who could pass for latina if they could pull off speaking the language.

[Jason24]

This is my first trip to Berlin. Staying at alexanderplatz with family and friends. Can only get off for one afternoon. But wud like to try out a MP or Private that is easy to get to from alexanderplatz.

Appreciate any advise.

[Angus Magee]

This is my first trip to Berlin. Staying at alexanderplatz with family and friends. Can only get off for one afternoon. But wud like to try out a MP or Private that is easy to get to from alexanderplatz.

Appreciate any advise.

First of all I would post this in the Berlin thread. This is Artemis FKK thread and is more specifically for questions and reports pertaining to Artemis.

So you could spend an afternoon at Artemis but this will cost the entry fee (80 Euros) plus what ever you spend on the girls-60 Euros per half hour session. Artemis is not particularly close to Alexanderplatz but would not be too hard to travel to via UBahn/SBahn.

As far as I know there are not too many places real close to Alexanderplatz. There are a couple of Thai massage places near but as this is not my area of expertise I can not be too much help with names addresses etc.

I would suggest Liberty. It would be about a half hour ride on UBahn but other than that it would be quick and most important, dependable.

Here is a link to the website.

http://www.libertyberlin.de/index_2.html

Have fun and don't forget to post a report.

[Nukrimo]

The place was unseasonally busy during the weekend due to the U2 concert on Saturday. Lots of guys, not so many girls (but more than previous weeks, according to comments I heard). I spent my time mixing old and the new.

New notable experiences:
Paris, German ~20. Hot, slender body with small but firm tits. Long dark blond curly hair. From some angles looks a bit like Paris Hilton, but made me think more of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Very good at what she does, but wants extra money for pretty much everything, even things that should be included. And a tip.

Helena, ~20, slender, dark straight hair, nice full breasts with pierced nipples. Great kisser, good session but the room was too damn hot to enjoy it properly. Would repeat in cooler weather.

Heard comments from several girls that they would go on vacation starting this or next week, since most of Berlin would be going on vacation as well. The place was noticeable more empty on Monday than the previous days. Prospective visitors should take note of this.

[Ozzy Ozzman]

The place was unseasonally busy during the weekend due to the U2 concert on Saturday. Lots of guys, not so many girls (but more than previous weeks, according to comments I heard). I spent my time mixing old and the new.I was there on Saturday as well and I didn't think the spillover from the U2 concert was that bad at all. It was much, much worse when there was a basketball tournament in town a couple of months ago. In fact, I didn't even know of the concert until I came across a group of my (drunk) countrymen late in the evening who had attended and told me about it. One of them, BTW, seemed to be sleeping most of the night in one of the sun beds downstairs, dead drunk. Leave it to the N*******ns to fall for the temptations of alcohol and thusly forsake the pleasures of the flesh in such a predictable manner. I did that myself that Sunday, when I wanted to to leave Artemis in the evening and go for a few beers. I ended up drinking myself into a stupor, and was presumably lucky to even get back to my hotel in one piece, having no recollection of how I did so when I woke up the next morning.

All in all, I found the line up this past weekend somewhat lackluster. Not many of my favourites were present, and where have all those big breasted blond Poles and Czechs gone, and where is the Baltic contingent (Celina in particular)?

Still, on a positive note, Spanish Romy is now back. Mediterranean features and always a smile on her face. Probably the best GFE I've ever been given by a pro. A true gem of Artemis; she comes with my highest recommendations.


New notable experiences: Paris, German 20. Hot, slender body with small but firm tits. Long dark blond curly hair. From some angles looks a bit like Paris Hilton, but made me think more of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Very good at what she does, but wants extra money for pretty much everything, even things that should be included. And a tip. This girl is the same girl whom I reported very unfavourably on in the Palace thread about half a year ago. Then she was Denisa from Poland. Supposedly a professional masseuse. She has at least two piercings in her face, one above her mouth and one below. Could have one in her nose too, I'm not sure.

At Palace too she wanted to be paid extra for absolutely everything. When I saw her at Artemis, I thought she might have discontinued this practice, because I've never experienced a culture there of charging extra for services that aren't really extras in the way which some girls do at Palace. Apparently though, she is still up to her old tricks.

She approached me several times when I was at Artemis, but of course I rejected her. Beware this woman and her evil ways!

Then finally a question: does anyone know who that very pretty dark-haired girl who always seems to be bought champagne is? She has dark skin tone which I'm not sure is due to her complexion or if it is just a heavy tan. She has a slim figure with big breasts that could be fake, though I'm not sure. She often wears long leather boot to above her knees, but is otherwise naked. She seems very outgoing; I'm 90 % sure it was her I saw doing a "live performance" with an Italian looking guy in the stripper's cage towards the back when I visited Artemis a while back.

I never get to talk to her, as she is seemingly constantly being taken by someone who has bought her champagne.

Ozzy

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[Devilspinkick]

After a lengthy delay on my flight from Lisbon to Berlin, I finally arrived back in town and got settled into my hotel in Ost-Berlin. It's a nice hotel but is a bit of a ride from the main attractions over in West Berlin. This is complicated by the fact that the S-bahns are very limited and you can't really count on them at all. Thankfully the U-bahns are running as usual, so when I made my way to Artemis instead of getting off at Westkreuz S-bahn I instead had to take the U-bahn to Kaiserdamm and took a leisurely stroll south to the big ''A''.

Walked through the doors around 3PM and it was mellow as you would expect at that time. Was greeted by some of the regulars. Got showered up and toured the grounds. I blew off the first few ladies that approached me as is my usual MO. I must say that the quality of women could be better. I see much hotter women on the streets of Berlin than I typically see here for the past couple of years. Also, there isn´t much turn-over in the women. The same chicks are there practically every night .... so much for variety. Anyway - I got to talking to a petite Thai lady that I spoke with briefly on my last trip. She calls herself Inka and she made it a point to stress that she had a place to stay away from Artemis when she got off work. She has a nice little body and a very nice pair of bolt-ons. It took me a while to determine that they weren´t real. When went up to a room and had a good time for 30mins. Nothing especially noteworthy but decent. Almost GFE-like.

Afterwards I went to their little gym and worked out for a bit. Inka passed through and talked with me for a few minutes. She asked me to hangout with her in the sauna and talk. I declined ..... but in hindsight I think maybe I should have taken her up on the offer. Maybe we could have made other arrangements.

- DSK

[Devilspinkick]

After breaking a bit of a sweat I got showered up and relaxed down by the pool for about 45 minutes. I had been approached earlier by a blond Russian lady with short hair. She has a very nice bod (IMO), though a rather average face (the tie-breaker being that she is Russian). So when I found her later on hanging out at the bar I snagged her and we made a trip upstairs. Ella (her name) said that she used to be a gymnast and I can definitely believe that to be the case with her well formed body. I think that she is probably older than she looks - I never asked her age and don´t really care as long as a lady is attractive. I CAN tell you that her oral skills were top-notch. She could have finished me with her mouth and I would have been more than happy, but of course I opted to have some ''bumsen''. Should have stuck with the oral because she just didn't seem too animated. I've been privy to much better performances coming out of the former USSR. Then again maybe I needed to give my engine more time to recharge after having ''spritzed'' very recently. She is a nice lady and I may well go with her again. Maybe do a threesome with one of her friends as she had suggested.

When it was rounding about 9PM (how the time flys!). I wanted to go with at least one more lady before calling it a night. I spoke with the dark-skinned gal from Lithuania again: 1) She's always there. 2) I should go with her one of these days. However, another lady with long, dark hair caught my I. She was rather thin and though not really tall, she was taller than most of the women there. I eventually caught up with her a found out that she was from Sao Paulo, Brazil ... so obviously I had to break out my Portuguese and we had a nice chat both before and while were in one of the rooms. She was good at fellatio also and like many Brasilian ladies she did it with gusto. The sex was OK - not as good as I get when actually in Brasil, nothing Earth-shattering, but we had a pleasant time. She told me she wanted to visit me in America (Yikes!). I'm not into relationships nearly that serious. BTW- she called herself Kim.

[Devilspinkick]

After finishing up with Kim I got showered and bid my farewells to the staff. I think I may go there again this Saturday. Plan to check out other venues this Friday. Since I'm in Berlin for a week this time around I have the opportunity to try other P4P options; and as I said before there just isn't enough variety to keep me coming back to Artemis every day for a whole week. Too bad they aren´t able to rotate fresh ladies through more often but all I know is that I see many of the same women there now that I met not long after they had opened. Maybe it just me. At least the food was pretty good last night.

Even though I wasn't overly impressed by Artemis this time I will still visit it at least one more time. After all it is the only establishment of it's kind in this part of Germany. From the shear volume of FKKs and women available Frankfurt has a leg up on Berlin. But I simpy like Berlin much more than Frankfurt and the folks in Berlin are more open and laid-back. At least this has been my take on it.

I'll see what trouble I can get into this weekend.

- DSK

[Devilspinkick]

In fact that is sometimes when the best sining is to be had. After suffering the horrors of alternative P4P options in Berlin, I made my return to the Temple of Artemis (not the ancient one in Turkey but instead the newer version in Berlin). Sundays are usually pretty slow with fewer women and more guys hanging about and I was prepared for this to be the case. I arrived around my usual time of 3PM and got changed. Saw many of the regular players: the Lithuania lady, the German gal from Köln, the Malaysian, fat girls that will go unnamed, and many others. Since it was pretty dead, I decided to use the fitness studio for an hour first. That´s one thing I like about Artemis is that I can exercise my body and my loins in one self-contained den of debauchery.

A tall lady from Serbia passed through and talked to me for a bit. She was pretty looking and friendly, though I didn´t hook up with her later that night. Showered afterwards and around that time a whole van-load of Italian guys showed up. The ration of guys to gals was already about 1:1, so this made it even worse. But this is common on Sundays. The Malaysian lady complained that I never went to a room with her. She just isn´t my type. Spoke with the Brasilian gal I went with a few days ago. Of course she wanted me to go with her again but I rarely repeat with a lady and especially not if I went with her during a past visit. She said that she was relocating over to Frankfurt soon, so I guess folks in Oase, Palace, etc. will be seeing her.

While resting down by the pool, a cute German gal from Stuttgart hopped on me and talked me into going with her. She isn´t really a hot gal (don´t think any of the gals there presently are much over an ''8'' on the 1 to 10 scale) but she was cute with a nice compact body. Had some cool tats as well. Think her name was Crissy. I actually spent an hour in a room with her. The experience was hardly PSE, but pleasant enough. She told me that the FKK in Stuttgart is nice and almost the size of Artemis. I might have to check it out if I ever pass through there.

Due to the poor ratios I just hung out and scopped out the scene. Some of the Italian guys were splashing around in the pool with each other and between that and the massage guys rubbing up on other guys it felt like I was in a gay sauna or something. Had to split from that scene. Met a gal named Bia from Spain that was at least thin. There´s a gaggle of Romanians that were about but I never hooked up with any of them. I do have some ideas of who I might go with when I return in a few days. We´ll see how it goes.

- DSK

[Devilspinkick]

Tuesday was my last chance to visit Artemis on this trip before making my way back to the ol' USA. Arrived around 2:30PM and paid my dues. As I made my way to the changing area I sensed an evil that I haven´t felt in a couple of years. I noticed a thin blond gal who I suppose is around 5'7'' or so, she was hanging out by the coin machines smoking a cigarette and she reminded of a German lass I had a great time with in the past. I just shrugged it off and went ahead to get changed & showered. Started making my rounds and pretty much off the bat turned away the Malaysian lady again, she is persistent I will give her that. Talked with Bia (blonde gal from from Madrid), she´s thin with an average face. Has that evil in her eyes that tells me she might be pretty good in the sack. But since it was so early I told her that I wanted to scope out the scene first. Was approached by a blonde gal from Hungary who has a pretty nice bod on her. Said her name was Virgina. I was tempted to give her a go, but I wanted to follow this hunch that I had. The blonde lady I saw as I came in was now hanging out at the bar yakking with the Thai gal Inka. I made my way over and started talking with her, and yes she did seem very familiar. I finally asked her name and she said ''Charly''. Oh yes, I definitely remember this naughty minx. I had a very good time with her and one of her gal friends a few years back. Apparently she lives in Frankfurt, but comes over to Berlin to work from time to time.

She didn´t seem to remember me, but no doubt she has met many guys since last time we encountered each other. She got friendly very quickly (no surprise there) and she said she wanted to do a threesome with me an Inka. Since I had done a threesome with her last time - this time I preferred to see how she was by herself. But she called over Inka and they both sat on each side of me. Charly started rubbing on me an purring the way that she does and all the blood rushed from the head on my shoulders. Now thinking with my little head, I said ''Hey! A threesome sounds like a great idea!'' After making out on the couch for a few more minutes we got some drinks and made our way up to a room. I was asked if I had a room I preferred, but I must say that I´ve never really paid much attention to the rooms.

30 minutes with two ladies isn't much time, so I opted to go with them for a solid hour. Well we had a spirited adventure. Inka with her hot little body & Charly with her lithe frame. We tried many positions and combinations. It was great .... just wish I had a camera on me to record for future reference.

[Devilspinkick]

After maxing out the hour, the three of us made our way downstairs so I could pay the piper. I head to the shower and the go to the little gym and workout for about an hour. Get showered again and relax by the pool for a will. Not a whole lot of guys getting in the way this afternoon, just enough dudes mulling about to keep things interesting yet there were definitely more ladies than fellas. By the time I made my way to the main bar it was around 7PM. Charly and Inka were up there chatting and we got to talking and laughing while checking out the scene. Charly was hugging and kissing on me a lot. Very cool. She said she had to leave at 8:30 to catch the train back to Frankfurt and when that time came she gave me a goodbye hug and kiss-kiss. At least now I have a good idea of the best times to catch up with her.

Inka stayed around and hooked up with other clients. I noticed that quite a few of the ladies were going around in pairs of two and trying to get guys to do threesomes. I´m not sure if that is a typical theme on Tuesdays or if it was just a coincidence.

I started to look for who else I may be able to hook up with. Then the idea of going with Bia popped in my head, so I went to see if I could find her. When I did find her, she was in the downstairs kino working on a client. I spied the ladies from Köln and the Lithuania dame. Those were options. I got cornered at the downstairs bar by a Brasilian lady that I personally don't find really attractive but I guess she's alright. We got to talking a bit about Brasil and things and then I spied Xenia walking through the area. I remembering Xenia from my past trip to Berlin in February and she is a pretty raven-haired lass from somewhere here in Deutschland - she a has a tight body on her. After a few more sentences, I broke away from the Brasileira and tried to track to Xenia. I has snagged right at the stairs but a cute and thin gal from Moldovia named Isabella. I didn't see Xenia in the area and I just couldn't turn down this sexy little number in front of me so me and Isabella went to a room upstairs.

We got into a room and when I offered to use one of my larger sized condoms. She sort of freaked and she said ''You are big?!''. Then she checked my little soldier and she was like ''You are big!''. I informed her that black guys are sort of known for being rather large at times (one of the few good stereotypes that we have). She seemed to be afraid that I would stretch her out too much, so I agreed for her to do a BBBJ -> CIM. I had done enough of the ol' in & out anyway. Sometimes it´s nice to get a regular blow. It was quite nice actually and afterwards we snuggled for a few minutes and talked. She seems to have a few sugar-daddies that buy her fancy gifts like stuff from Armani and Gucci. Hey, she's young and hot. Not too surprising.

[Devilspinkick]

Well my first two trips to Artemis were sort of average, but still far better than anything I'll get in the USA. My third time was a blast and is the reason why I'll be visiting Berlin and Artemis again & again. They had a lot of lean and mean honeys there on Tuesday so the generally attractiveness levels of the gals were much more to my liking. Next time I plan to spend more time in the Frankfurt area though.

So now my sights will turn to Brasil, where I head to this September. Won't bug you guys on this forum too much for at last a few months. If I have any Euros to spare I may see what the nightlife is like in Lisbon, I'll be there for a night before catching a flight back to America.

Ciao - DSK

[Italia77]

Well my first two trips to Artemis were sort of average, but still far better than anything I'll get in the USA. My third time was a blast and is the reason why I'll be visiting Berlin and Artemis again & again. They had a lot of lean and mean honeys there on Tuesday so the generally attractiveness levels of the gals were much more to my liking. Next time I plan to spend more time in the Frankfurt area though.

So now my sights will turn to Brasil, where I head to this September. Won't bug you guys on this forum too much for at last a few months. If I have any Euros to spare I may see what the nightlife is like in Lisbon, I'll be there for a night before catching a flight back to America.

Ciao - DSKHi man,

Nice report from Artemis.

I'll be in Berlin from 10 to 17 of August this summer.

Mostly I go to visit the city, and being there I wanna try this place, even if in deep summer would be better try a club with outdoor garden.

Maybe I will try Artemis on 15th Saturday. I think it is the most expensive fkk in germany 80entry + 60 half hour. But at least let's give it a try.

I've read that you brought with you your own condoms, I didn't try to do it, but sometimes it's happened in a fkk that they used too tight condoms, it's like no breathe. Bad sensation.

I booked an hotel in north part of the city, in Blankemburg-Buchholz zone, and I understood Artemis is in the west part of the city, close to Charlottemburg district.

Did you visit Berlin in your period there? Can you suggest something to must see?

In the end,

I've understand you are a black man, in germany in those clubs I suppose you meet mostly white girls, instead I like in those clubs meet black women, we have two ways of interracial fantasies, but no competition at all between us. LOL

Big hug!

Ciao

[Fish Netting]

In Berlin one night Found Artemis right off the train station was late around midnight walked in paid 80 euros checked out the ladies and went with a tall blonde german I think her name was "Allie" B-Cup and shaved white garterbelt and stockings. Started with mutual touching then CBJ to doggie and finished Cowgirl she was 60 euros for 30 minutes. The ladies from Moldovia and Romainia all were pushing threesomes would have done it but funds were low. Business calls and off to Dresden.

[Angus Magee]

Inka stayed around and hooked up with other clients. I noticed that quite a few of the ladies were going around in pairs of two and trying to get guys to do threesomes. I´m not sure if that is a typical theme on Tuesdays or if it was just a coincidence.

I would say it is a theme for slow nights. The girls are trying to help each other out and share the clientele. Seems to have worked in your case with happy results.


We got into a room and when I offered to use one of my larger sized condoms. She sort of freaked and she said ''You are big?!''. Then she checked my little soldier and she was like ''You are big!''. I informed her that black guys are sort of known for being rather large at times (one of the few good stereotypes that we have). She seemed to be afraid that I would stretch her out too much, so I agreed for her to do a BBBJ -> CIM. I had done enough of the ol' in & out anyway. Sometimes it´s nice to get a regular blow. It was quite nice actually and afterwards we snuggled for a few minutes and talked. She seems to have a few sugar-daddies that buy her fancy gifts like stuff from Armani and Gucci. Hey, she's young and hot. Not too surprising.

Interesting take on Isabella. I had one session with her some months back and it was a pure "optikfick" for me. The service was not very good IMO. The girls seems to have a nose for sugar daddies and I guess she knew that I wasn't sugar daddy material. Too bad as she does have a smokin' little body on her.

As for girls being persistent-I just tell them that they are not my type. This usually does the trick though it can make an enemy of them. There is one girl who I said this to some months back who still looks at me as if she could kill me. I guess that she took it personally or something.

[Angus Magee]

I've read that you brought with you your own condoms, I didn't try to do it, but sometimes it's happened in a fkk that they used too tight condoms, it's like no breathe. Bad sensation.

I always bring my own for just the reason you mention. I have never had any problem with the ladies accepting this. I think it is better for them as it cuts down on expenses. I don't believe that Artemis supplies condoms to the ladies.

[Italia77]

I always bring my own for just the reason you mention. I have never had any problem with the ladies accepting this. I think it is better for them as it cuts down on expenses. I don't believe that Artemis supplies condoms to the ladies.It also happened that some ladies in fkks, doesn't know how to fit properly a condom. It's happened to me that ladies instead of take condom, put on the glans, put the air out of the reservoir, take the reservoir pressed and with the other hand unroll the condom. Instead of this mode some of them just take it with two hands and dress it to you like a SOCK. Sounds like they never fuck before. Anyway.

AM I've seen in the older posts you know very well Artemis, I will be there in Saturday 15th August. Do you feel I will try no one because the holidays?

Danke shoen!

[Gentleman Travel]

Sorry, don't have a good grasp of local geography.
Is Artemis the only FKK in or near Berlin?
I've looked down the list and don't recognize many of the locations.

And how does Artemis compare to the Palace in Frankfurt?

Thanks

[Angus Magee]

Sorry, don't have a good grasp of local geography.
Is Artemis the only FKK in or near Berlin?
I've looked down the list and don't recognize many of the locations.

And how does Artemis compare to the Palace in Frankfurt?

Thanks

Artemis is the only real FKK in or near Berlin. There is an FKK/bar (La Folie) but once you have visited an FKK you would be hard pressed to accept La Folie as such. It is more a bar with privileges.

The next closest FKK would be several hours travel from Berlin. I can not say for certain where but probably close to Frankfurt.

As for how they compare-I can not really say as I have been only to Artemis. But as I understand it, Artemis is similar to the bigger FKK, Palace, World, Oase. The girls I talk to at Artemis always tell me that Artemis is the best FKK in Germany. But I feel that is more for the mongers to decide so take it for what it is worth...

Artemis is however the most expensive FKK with an entry fee of 80 euros and a half hour session fee of 60 euros. And those extras can really kill the budget. I guess this reflects its' proximity to the capital city and the fact that it has no competition.

Hope this helps.

AM

[Hessen Bub]

Next FKK from Berlin are Europa in Leipzig, FKK-Villa in Hannover and Atmos in Hamburg. They do not stand up to the standards of Artemis. And they are not "near" Berlin. Artemis is on one level with Palace and Paradise regarding hard- and software and on the same level regarding software with Oase, Palace, World, GoldenTime.

HB

[Devilspinkick]

I always bring my own condoms just out of habit. Sometimes they are needed and sometimes not. But if needed and not available (in other words, the condoms the gals supply are crap) then it has a significant impact on sexual performance and feel - IMO. The same thing goes for lube.

Concerning getting around the city. The S-bahn trains are very limited at this time. The U-bahns are still running as normal, so once again the U2 is a vital line to traverse the city. They say that the S-bahns will be largely unavailable until near the end of the year. The S-ring route are still quite frequent. Yes, Artemis is on the western side of the city. Berlin is a big city but not too hard to get around even with the transit issues. Taxis are also readily available and not too expensive.

Also, just because I'm a black guy that doesn't mean that I seek white chicks soley. Actually on this trip I spent time with a Brazilian and a couple of Asian chicks. That said of course, when I'm in Europe I spend more time with caucasians because when I'm in Brazil or Asian white gals are generally unavailable with the exception of fellow tourists and expats (the horror!).

There are quite a few things to do Berlin. There are some excellent museums close to the Berlin Cathedral. You could visit the Fernsehturm, the Victory Monument, the East Side Gallery, Brandenburg Gate, Schloss Charlottenburg, Potsdam, etc., etc.

I just arrived back in the San Francisco Bay and head back to the ol' rat race. Already thinking about when I might return to Germany. But have Brazil to distract me in about 6 weeks or so.

- DSK

[Angus Magee]

AM I've seen in the older posts you know very well Artemis, I will be there in Saturday 15th August. Do you feel I will try no one because the holidays?

Danke shoen!

Truthfully I think that one can never quite predict these things. Of course as it is August the selection might very well be a bit less than usual. And almost for sure the real "hotties" will not be there. But a slow Artemis can offer something that Artemis on a very busy night, when all the hottest women are there, can't.

When business is off the ladies that are there can be a bit more willing to spend time outside the room, playing & flirting (trying to get your business), which they are unlikely to do on a busy Saturday evening when a Messe is in town.

Of course there is also the possibility that no one there will perk your interest. But I find that if I go with an open mind, not expecting to find the hottest girl ever, often I am rewarded with a very nice GFE experience.

[Angus Magee]

Concerning getting around the city. The S-bahn trains are very limited at this time. The U-bahns are still running as normal, so once again the U2 is a vital line to traverse the city. They say that the S-bahns will be largely unavailable until near the end of the year. The S-ring route are still quite frequent. Yes, Artemis is on the western side of the city. Berlin is a big city but not too hard to get around even with the transit issues. Taxis are also readily available and not too expensive.

My experience with the Ring (SBahn) right now is that during the day the service can be very sparse. I have waited up to 20-25 minutes for a train to arrive.

At night the service seems to be pretty normal. So going to Artemis may take a while but getting home at 2:00-3:00 in the morning should be no problem.

[Devilspinkick]

As for girls being persistent-I just tell them that they are not my type. This usually does the trick though it can make an enemy of them. There is one girl who I said this to some months back who still looks at me as if she could kill me. I guess that she took it personally or something.

At times I just say that as well. I guess just like guys some ladies can handle being blown off better than others. One gal at Artemis asked me what type of woman I liked and I said. "Thin with a nice little apple ass". Since this didn't describe her, she sort of scoffed and called me arrogant and egotistical. I just shrugged and went about my way. In my mind I was thinking, "Maybe I am arrogant ..... and I'm still not going to have sex with your fat ass".

Seriously - why would any guy pay to have sex with a woman that under normal circumstances he wouldn't fuck for free? That would be crazy! I guess it doesn't stop the uglies/fatties from hoping. There are dudes out there that would fuck them from free. I wouldn't fuck them even if they paid me.

- DSK

[Italia77]

At times I just say that as well. I guess just like guys some ladies can handle being blown off better than others. One gal at Artemis asked me what type of woman I liked and I said. "Thin with a nice little apple ass". Since this didn't describe her, she sort of scoffed and called me arrogant and egotistical. I just shrugged and went about my way. In my mind I was thinking, "Maybe I am arrogant ..... and I'm still not going to have sex with your fat ass".

Seriously - why would any guy pay to have sex with a woman that under normal circumstances he wouldn't fuck for free? That would be crazy! I guess it doesn't stop the uglies/fatties from hoping. There are dudes out there that would fuck them from free. I wouldn't fuck them even if they paid me.

- DSKI think the same, even if the first times in a fkk you can be drive crazy but some girls, expecially if the club allows girls approach customers and expecially if you are not a pussy hunter in normal life of seduction every day.

I understand that just in NRW, like dusseldorf, the girls not approach the customers, instead in frankfurt-berlin-stuttgart they do...not all of them , of course, but they can do it.

For my trip, I have to thank you for the suggestions, we are 2 persons and we arrive with our own car, we booked an accomodation in Blankemburg, I think 7-8 km north from the Berlin centre...and I don't know if when we will visit city not for Artemis, it may be better travel with public transportation, because I don't know how about the public parkings and traffic auto limitation in the centre of Berlin....

what u suggest to move in da centre?

danke shoen!

[Ky Daddy]

Hello All. I will be in Berlin tomorrow night (Saturday) and think that I would like to visit Artemis for the first time. I have a couple of questions.

I will be staying downtown, not far from the Brandenburg Gates. I will have my car, is it better to take a taxi or to drive? I have a GPS, so finding Artemis will not be a problem- I am more concerned about parking at the club.

Next, since tomorrow night is a Saturday, I am wondering what the crowds are like there on a typical Saturday. If it is going to be a sausage fest (more guys than girls) or if it is going to be wall to wall people with nowhere to sit, I might pass. Is there a window of time to go that is better than others?

Thanks!

[Devilspinkick]

For my trip, I have to thank you for the suggestions, we are 2 persons and we arrive with our own car, we booked an accomodation in Blankemburg, I think 7-8 km north from the Berlin centre...and I don't know if when we will visit city not for Artemis, it may be better travel with public transportation, because I don't know how about the public parkings and traffic auto limitation in the centre of Berlin....

what u suggest to move in da centre?

danke shoen!

Though I've been to Berlin quite a few times now, I am hardly an expert. I had to pull out the map to figure out where Blankenburg is. Dude! Why the hell are you guys staying way the hell out there?!

I stayed at the Tulip Inn in Friedrichshain. It was a very good & modern *** star hotel and I paid a mere $40 a night for a week's stay. It's in East-Berlin, on the other side of the city from Artemis, but closer to the action than Blankenburg. I personally would stay closer to the Stadtmitte but that's just me. The Tulip Inn I stayed at was at Frankfurter Alle, 73A. It's located in a shopping mall and is hard to find from the main street but it is there. It's discreet, the staff is friendly and speak English, and they don't care if you bring in guests. You get an access card and come and go as you please. The website is:

www.tulipinns.com

You might get better rates if you search on Hotwire.com or HotelsCombined.com. I may stay there again when I pass through but there are also the Mercure hotels located around Berlin. In fact there is one in West-Berlin that's only about 1.5 kilometers north of Artemis. There are many other choices that no doubt I'm not aware of. Plenty of options in or near downtown. Then again, when I'm in Germany I've never used a POV and always relied on public transport or taxis. So distance may not be that important to you.

- DSK

[Ekliges Lauern]

As for girls being persistent-I just tell them that they are not my type. This usually does the trick though it can make an enemy of them. There is one girl who I said this to some months back who still looks at me as if she could kill me. I guess that she took it personally or something.

I always smile and say either Pause, maybe later, or if I am just arriving, I tell them I want to relax first, maybe later.

I try, not always with success, to never to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off any of the girls, even if I have no intention of ever fucking her. The girls talk, so pissing of the ugly girl may affect how you are perceived by her hot friend. I also like to use goodwill in cliques. For example if I've gotten really good service from one girl and repeated with her, I will go with her friends that I see her hanging out with. Usually, they want a potential repeat customer and give me their A game.

[Italia77]

Though I've been to Berlin quite a few times now, I am hardly an expert. I had to pull out the map to figure out where Blankenburg is. Dude! Why the hell are you guys staying way the hell out there?!

I stayed at the Tulip Inn in Friedrichshain. It was a very good & modern *** star hotel and I paid a mere $40 a night for a week's stay. It's in East-Berlin, on the other side of the city from Artemis, but closer to the action than Blankenburg.

- DSKI was thinking why I didn't see that hotel when I make my reservation, and the reason was because they have no more rooms available in that period (I checked on booking.com, usually I make my reservations there).

My criteria was to take cheaper hotels (45-50 eur per night double room rate), because I have planned a huge trip, so I have to take care of my budget. In details I will stay: 2 days in Stuttgart, 2 days close to Frankfurt, 7 days in Berlin and 4-5 days in Dusseldorf. I planned to visit 6-7 fkks. So I taked care to all the "fixed costs" out the clubs. LOL

Unfortunately the pussyclubs chain seems to be worse than in the past, the scenario readed in this forum nowadays make me doubtfull to try this partytreffs, so I think in Stuttgart maybe I will go just one day in fkk paradise and day two I will visit the Porsche museum (we found an hotel close to the museum, so it's a must see).

That's the reason for Blankemburg, exactly here:

http://www.booking.com/hotel/de/bhberlinohgnord.it.html?aid=311091;label=hotel-61387-de-vIz*fspquwZHeadUezOkIQS678505884;ws=&gclid=CIbdsIOjgZwCFRISzAod0QKp8Q

[Angus Magee]

I always smile and say either Pause, maybe later, or if I am just arriving, I tell them I want to relax first, maybe later.

I try, not always with success, to never to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off any of the girls, even if I have no intention of ever fucking her. The girls talk, so pissing of the ugly girl may affect how you are perceived by her hot friend. I also like to use goodwill in cliques. For example if I've gotten really good service from one girl and repeated with her, I will go with her friends that I see her hanging out with. Usually, they want a potential repeat customer and give me their A game.


Note that I said for the persistent girls. Most girls seem to know that "maybe later" really means, "not interested". There are girls though who will not take no for an answer.

It is for these girls that I suggest-you are not my type.

[Angus Magee]

Hello All. I will be in Berlin tomorrow night (Saturday) and think that I would like to visit Artemis for the first time. I have a couple of questions.

I will be staying downtown, not far from the Brandenburg Gates. I will have my car, is it better to take a taxi or to drive? I have a GPS, so finding Artemis will not be a problem- I am more concerned about parking at the club.

Next, since tomorrow night is a Saturday, I am wondering what the crowds are like there on a typical Saturday. If it is going to be a sausage fest (more guys than girls) or if it is going to be wall to wall people with nowhere to sit, I might pass. Is there a window of time to go that is better than others?

Thanks!

I can not say for sure about the parking but Artemis does have a fairly spacious parking lot out front and it is August so I would imagine that parking would not be a problem.

As for your second question-I suggest you read the thread. There has been much discussion and comment about this in the past few weeks.

Briefly-I doubt it will be a sausage-fest but the number of ladies is also likely to be down as it is August when many people in Berlin take their vacation.

But as I mention a few posts back-a slow Artemis is not necessarily a bad thing.

As for when to arrive-I find that 18:30-19:00 is a good time for the evening. The night shift girls will arrive starting late afternoon up until about 20:00. This gives you time to relax and acclimatize yourself before the action heats up.

[Angus Magee]

With all the discussion about August action at Artemis I thought to make an actual visit last night to see for myself (and my fellow ISG members) what the actual state of affairs might be. It’s a tough job but somebody has to do it;-))

I arrived while sun was still high in the sky at 18:00. It has been some weeks since my last visit but I was recognized and warmly greeted by the reception and soon had my money secured, clothes in the locker, white (well-beige actually) robe on, was showered and sitting on one of the sofas surveying the scene and drinking a Milch Café. I have to say that I have never seen Artemis so empty. There were perhaps a half dozen girls to be seen and maybe three other men in the room. But it is early days, I told myself, and, finishing the coffee, I headed down to the wellness area, also empty, to have a sauna, swim and a relax.

An hour later I was back upstairs. The number of girls had increased nicely, still a bit sparse but I could see that the evening shift was making its’ way in slowly. But there was still not so many white robes to be seen. So I took a seat on one of the back platforms and was soon being oh so warmly greeted by a steady stream of ladies, all hoping for an early trip to the rooms. But I was holding off on that pleasure for now and a steady stream of “veilleicht spä***” (I am not sure why this was ***ed out by the forum-I mean to say "maybe later" in German) had the girls slightly annoyed and me thinking about heading downstairs again to the sauna for some peace & quiet. But it is nice to be in a buyers market. Too bad the price is not negotiable.

Finally I spotted my current favorite girl (and I am sorry but I get a wee bit possessive about my favorite girls and will not, in this report, mention her name. If you are a regular contributer to the forum with a decent posting history and pm capabilities-and are interested-I will give it up in a pm. And she is a lovely girl.) on her way to the dining room, gave her a signal, sat back and waited.

Girl x arrived 20 minutes later, smiling and happy to see Ol’ Angus as only a girl can smile when she know that she will not have to do any work or persuasion for her first session of the night just after she has arrived on shift.

Kind of makes an old dog feel wanted...

So we found a private spot and cuddled, kissed and caught up on life since my last visit. Half an hour later we were climbing the stairs towards what was to be yet another stellar session with this particular young lady. I have to say that while variety is always nice, there is something about being a regular with an FKK girl that is unbeatable. She really gives her “A” game and that is hard to beat.

Later I stumble in to the bar on legs still made of rubber and head for the dining room where they served a passable cream chicken curry with rice and vegetables. The food at Artemis is hit and miss. When it is bad it is usually because (IMO) it is wildly inappropriate for eating in preparation for a night of sex & debauchery. Think of huge piles of potatoes, sauerkraut & over cooked meat and then try to think deep french kisses. Doesn’t work IMO. But tonight the food was light enough to be edible and not have to worry about it repeating on you at a most embarrassing moment, i.e. with you tongue down some hottie’s throat.

Exiting the dining room I went to the bar to order a drink and was soon approached by a beauty whose face & form were familiar but who I could not quite place. I was reasonably sure that I had not had a session with her at Artemis, but the way she approached and the face-I knew that I knew her but was at a loss as to how or where.

Luckily the young lady, Rosalind, knew exactly who I was. This was a girl I had visited multiple times in the winter of ‘07/’08 at a small private bordello in Charlottenburg-Girls WG. If you look back in the Berlin thread I have a couple of reports (I wasn’t quite so possessive with my faves back then-maybe it’s an Artemis thing) you will find my reports on Iwonka. This girl, Rosalind, was Iwonka.

Happy Days!

I enjoyed this girl very much (as evidenced by at least a half dozen visits over a period of 2-3 months) before the Girls-WG closed its’ doors sometime in the spring of ‘08. She says now she is Greek (I seem to remember her being Bulgarian but then her German was pretty bad back then as was her English-her German has improved-so I could be mistaken. In any case-if she wants to be Greek now that is fine by me) and she has a slender figure, wide hips, smallish (but respectable & well shapped) breasts, dark complexion, dark eyes and long, long, long silky black hair. She has a real exotic “gypsy” look to her with a prominent beauty mark (mole) near her mouth. And she is a firecracker in bed.

We went to a sofa to chat & cuddle a bit. After 20 or so minutes Rosalind thought it would be time to head upstairs. I however was still feeling the effects of my earlier session and wanted to wait a bit. I did want a session but I also did not want to head to soon to the room and, to be honest, I kind of had my eye on a slim blond who I had seen on my last visit and had the idea that I might like to meet her this time.

So I made my escape (and I have to say that Rosalind was in my mind for the rest of the night though we did not end up in the room last night. If she sticks around she will be high on the list next time-great girl) and headed off to try to meet the blond.

A word on the state of busy-ness now in Artemis-it must have been somewhere between 21:00 & 22:00 by now-the number of girls was good. I have seen more, but there were still plenty. Also the number of men had increased. It was actually at a level of busy-ness that I really like. The girls are happy because there are enough men to make it worth their while, but the male population is low enough so that they can not just take the next session for granted. They have to put in a little effort. And I also noticed that many of the (all too) familiar faces were missing. And there did seem to be a number of new faces present. (e.g. Rosalind) to make it an interesting night.

Off in search of the blond I found her at the downstairs bar embroiled in an intense discussion with the bartender. So, not really wanting to interrupt I did 20 minutes in the sauna and then again saw that she was still engaged with the bartender. What do these girls talk about for so long?

I sat to give her a few more minutes before interrupting and soon fell asleep in those big, all to comfortable chairs.

When I awoke some short time later the blond had disappeared:-((

Off I went in search of-but as I crossed to upstairs bar I spotted my fave in a sofa by the dance pole and sat down with her for a short chat. Jesus H Christ. I must be getting older as the short chat turned into an intense cuddle session (this girl loves to cuddle herself up to you) and we sat watching the strippers perform their 23:00 show, kissing & stroking until by the end of the show I whispered in her ear that I thought we should find a room-again-the second time in the same night with the same lady...

And the session was better than the last-passionate followed by an extended “pillow talk” session. Love the pillow talk.

After this I was down in the bar and I quickly decided to leave rather than do the usual-hang around way to long, not being able to find, at 2:00 am, the girl I want and so grab just any girl for a forgettable session, waking up the next morning, wallet thin and regrets fat.

A final note on the numbers-by midnight Artemis looked to me like pretty much any Saturday night that I have been in attendance. Plenty of girls to suit all tastes and a reasonable number of men to keep them happy, busy and making money. In fact I would have to say that it was one of the better Saturday nights I have been. The energy was more easy & relaxed than I usually experience at this time of night. And this could have to do with the fact that I had given it a rest for some weeks and so was more in the right frame of mind for visiting a club.

As usual the S-Bahn (runs just fine late at night) had me home in good time and sleep was most welcomed.

Thanks for reading.

AM

[Cactus55]

Quick one, is it worth visiting Artemis on a Monday afternoon, like 15-19, or would I just be waisting my money? Have a flight to catch so I can't visit during the evening.

[Angus Magee]

Quick one, is it worth visiting Artemis on a Monday afternoon, like 15-19, or would I just be waisting my money? Have a flight to catch so I can't visit during the evening.

This depends upon what you are looking for, what are your expectations and how exacting are your standards.

Monday at that time you must realize that there will be no endless parade of hotties to chose from. But there may well be a lady there who does it for you. And at that time (as I have mentioned before) the ladies who are there tend to be a bit more relaxed about things and will likely not try to whisk you off to a room in the first 2 minutes of meeting. This can be fun.

If you want to relax for a few hours (sauna, swim etc.) and enjoy the company of a lady, I would suggest Artemis.

If you are looking more for a hot hour of sex only it may be better to do some research in the Berlin thread and hit a bordello.

[Angus Magee]

... on an upcoming sporting event in Berlin and how it may affect Artemis' business.

Hi,

Speaking with the ladies on Saturday several mentioned to me that there will be a big sporting event in Berlin, mid-August, and they are expecting big crowds from this event.

I did some research on the web and found this:

http://www.berlin2009.org/1-1-home.html

a big track & field competition taking place in and around the Olympic Stadium in Charlottenburg from 15/08>23/08.

I mention it because the last time there was a big sporting event (a basketball competition this past May) I spent an evening at Artemis and it was the worst experience ever at this club. By 23:00 the club was so crowded that it was hard to even see a lady, let alone talk to one for a few minutes and find a room. Talk about a sausage party!

So if you are planning a visit around these dates I would suggest definitely arriving early (18:00) having your fun and be prepared to leave if/when the crowds start to arrive.

This will likely be a good money maker for the ladies but for us serrious mongers a time to visit art galleries (or maybe a bordello;-)).

[Bobo.fr]

...

http://www.berlin2009.org/1-1-home.html

a big track & field competition taking place in and around the Olympic Stadium in Charlottenburg from 15/08>23/08.
.....
Thanks Angus,
I really do think it's worth knowing that.
In general, around August 15th I'm in Berlin but, fortunately, not this year.
Even if , in Berlin, I prefer visiting Kamilla-dee, I'm afraid that such big events may have effects on that house too.

[Vompat]

Came to A with my friend at 12 am on Sunday. My first visit in Berlin. The place is huge, bigger and I would say nicer than palace in FRA. Ratio was very good in the morning, about 20 girls (most of them fuckable) and about 10 guys. We were worried since here in ISG was mentioned that the whole Berlin is on holiday on August, if that is the case, wonder how is the situtation after holidays.

First had some sauna and swimming, they have a probar swimming pool and nice gym as well. Then hooked up with Patricia from Portugal, burning hot brunette with long long legs. Allways wanted to do it in the sun so up we went to the roof terrace, the weather was hot with clear blue sky. There was maybe 5 other people in the roof and me and my friend with her lady. They have these very comfortable sun chairs that are large enough to enjoy youself at least with 1 lady. That was amazing session with fantastic BBBJ, several position, real GFE with sun in my eyes, never forget this one.

Patricia
Face 9,5
Body 9,5
Service 9,5

Repeat, anytime, I dont do repeats but allmost did with her.

After we went down to the gym and trained an hour or so and had some breakfast.
Hooked up with Bella from Turkey, beautyful blonde, got a long well with her and took her to upstairs kino and did her there. Ok session but nothing special. I did not like the taste of her pussy.

Bella
Face 8
Body 8
Service 7,5
Repeat, no

Left to the city for some time, actually had a thai massage there among other things but no extras or anything so I dont go to details about that.

Came back to A in around 8 pm, had some food, food is ok, not top gourmee quality but better than in most FKKs I have been.

Sauna, swimming and chatting with girls, impossible to estimate the number of girls but at least 50 I would say. Ratio maybe 1:1, no problem of finding beautyful girls.
In around midnight went to the donwstairs kino with Jo from thailand, tall, beautyful thaigirl. Downstairs kino does not have beds like upstairs but sofas, so doing her there was somplicated but I was very pleased, another fantastic session on the same day.

Jo
Face 8
Body 9
Service 9
Repeat, yes, if I would do repeats.

All in all was very impressed about the place, I was happy to find out that girls were willing to do it kino and roof, many girls in Palace say that lets go the room, I dont want to arrange a free show to everybody. I enjoy doing it public and hope that fellow mongerers get something out from the free shows.

My friend and anal and COF with big titted polish blonde, that was 160 € session.

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