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Iseeu

01-18-10, 00:01

So after an afternoon of hemming & hawing over whether or not to then visit Artemis this or next weekend, off I went at around 16:00.

I am very glad I did. After the usual Milch Cafe at the upstairs bar and a round of sauna I entered the main room at around 17:30 and saw a vaguely familiar face.

Could it be?

This dark haired, slight beauty also stopped and looked at me with that look of-from where do I know you?

It was Gabriela(calling herself either Maya or Myra-not sure which- for her stay at Artemis) of Oase-one of the two girls I really wanted to see if I did visit Oase. Oh happy day!

We found a sofa and quickly got reacquainted with Old Angus gushing maybe a bit too much about how happy he was to see her. But hey-I was. If I can not go to Oase, Oase, it seems, comes to me.

Gabriela is a lovely as I remember. Visually a real treat-small frame, small but perfect breasts, dark hair and eyes and kissable lips. We chatted for a while but I was pretty eager to get to a room with her and so after a very short make out session off we went to find a room.

I was, I must admit, just a wee bit anxious that the session would turn out a disappointment. We found a room (it was busy and already rooms were in short supply) and the first thing I told sweet Gabriele is that we were there for the hour. This seemed to please her.

I quickly saw that the session was not to be a disappointment and Gabriele is as skilled a lover as I remembered from last time. Everything was just perfect. The bj-top notch. Slow, deep with just the right pressure to keep the pot boiling.

After a long mutual oral we put on the condom and Gabriele climbed aboard. Now I have to say that this is not usually a favorite position for me-cow girl-as I find that unless the girl knows how to move I do not really feel much and can easily lose my hard on. But Gabriele knows just how to move her hips and it worked great. She soon jumped off and turned around-reverse cowgirl. Again, this can be a disaster for ol’Angus or a delight. This time, the later, and in fact I really had to stay in control as Gabriele fluidly flexed he pussy up and down on a rock hard little A.

And what a view! With her sweet little ass and cinnamon star undulating in front of my eyes just begging me to reach out and squeeze, caress and generally worship as she worked her magic.

I could have easily finished like this and did in have to slow her down more than once to keep it going. But I dearly wanted to finish in doggy so I flipped Gabriele around ( and she is small enough so that one can literally flip her acrobatically into new position) and started to fuck her from behind.

Again heaven.

But we were not finished. After a good solid doggy, and I was getting close more than once but her beauty and sexiness really had me inspired so I kept holding it off. We finally switched to a the traditional, and sometime highly satisfying missionary.

And this is were I finally could hold out no longer. Or maybe Gabriele decided it was time to get me off and started to really use her pussy control muscles. What ever the case her puss just started to massage Little A in a way that I rarely feel. And that was what it took to, with a lasting, powerful climax, collapse into this unimaginably sexy woman's arms where I rested, still inside, for some minutes.

The afterglow was lovely and we chatted for some time before finally dragging ourselves away to pay Gabriele her fee. This was one of the best sessions I have had in many months. Definitely a contender for the top 2010 list in some 11 1/2 months time.
I can't believe how lucky you are! Amazing! would have lovedo see your face when you looked in the lounge and found Gabriella of your dreams right there on your home turf. Go buy a lottery ticket- your planets are aligned...
She is truly lovely inside and outside. Begins with the sexy, pussycat smile, those sparkling eyes, her beautiful complexion. A nice person, who somehow hasn't become jaded by her chosen vocation. A vocation which shehas worked ar perfecting with those incredible BJ skills, the deep slow kissing, the agility and languid movemnets, and those internal muscles which she seemingly knows just when to clench and unclench. And the pre-session personna is matched by her post-session personna. Her OOBA is a 10!
You should block all roads leading out of Berlin....

Now the trouble with such a session is how does one follow it? I had tsted perfection. What next.

And we've also tasted perfection. Reading this, I had a clear picture of sexy sensuous smoking Gabriella in my mind. Very hot and passionate. Great description of a superb P4P session. Really an excellent read.

Angus Magee

01-18-10, 04:22

Apparently, he drove one guy to the railway station through snow storm after the guys wife went into labour in Frankfurt ... life is full of twists and turns.

Hilarious! It both warms the heart and makes you think, men are such pigs, at the same time.

Angus Magee

01-18-10, 16:59

I can't believe how lucky you are! Amazing! would have lovedo see your face when you looked in the lounge and found Gabriella of your dreams right there on your home turf. Go buy a lottery ticket- your planets are aligned...
She is truly lovely inside and outside. Begins with the sexy, pussycat smile, those sparkling eyes, her beautiful complexion. A nice person, who somehow hasn't become jaded by her chosen vocation. A vocation which shehas worked ar perfecting with those incredible BJ skills, the deep slow kissing, the agility and languid movemnets, and those internal muscles which she seemingly knows just when to clench and unclench. And the pre-session personna is matched by her post-session personna. Her OOBA is a 10!
You should block all roads leading out of Berlin....

And we've also tasted perfection. Reading this, I had a clear picture of sexy sensuous smoking Gabriella in my mind. Very hot and passionate. Great description of a superb P4P session. Really an excellent read.

Thanks for the comments Iseeu. Yes I imagine my face was a sight upon meeting Gabriela at Artemis. It took a moment to register who she was but them I think a grin broke out on my face that must have lit the bar. She was quite surprised as well and I think a wee bit flattered that I remembered her so.

Nothing wrong with flattering a lady now is there.

As for the lottery ticket-I had one that night and had three numbers. I guess meeting G used up the luck I needed for the next three. A fair trade I'd say.

Trouble is that I am positively itching to get back for a visit later in the week before she goes. This will totally blow the budget but hell. I guess I could also be dead next week.

Regards my friend

AM

Frgethenam

01-18-10, 23:23

Hi all,

Thanks for all the valuable information on Artemis. It has been a while since my last visit so all information I appreciated.

I will visit Artemis on Wednesday, probably arriving around 3pm. Would be nice to hook up with someone from ISG. Is anyone else planning an Artemis visit on Wednesday, by any chance?

Either way, I will naturally try and get back with a report from my visit.

JensHello, Jens,

I am in Berlin for the week and I am planning on going to Artemis either Wednesday or Saturday. I may have a work obligation Wednesday evening which may prevent me from going then, in which case, I will be there on Saturday. If I do make it on Wednesday (arriving around 6:30pm) where can we meet?

Dangerwank

01-19-10, 01:29

Sorry angus but what counrty is gabriela from and what does she look like.

Thanks

Jensvalt

01-19-10, 13:12

Hello, Jens,

I am in Berlin for the week and I am planning on going to Artemis either Wednesday or Saturday. I may have a work obligation Wednesday evening which may prevent me from going then, in which case, I will be there on Saturday. If I do make it on Wednesday (arriving around 6:30pm) where can we meet?Hi,

I will be there from 3pm until 6pm, and then get back at 10pm. Maybe we could meet somewhere at 9pm and go together. Feel free to suggest something.

Jens

Angus Magee

01-19-10, 16:22

Sorry angus but what counrty is gabriela from and what does she look like.

Thanks

Venezuela. And she goes by Maya or Myra-something like that at Artemis. Probably better not to be looking for Gabriella as then she will get to wondering...

She is short, maybe 5'2" (what ever that is in cms) but wears pretty high hooker heels so ad on a few. Dark wavy hair past the shoulder. Fairly wide hips, well shaped bum, smallish breasts (A cup?) with small dark nipples.
Tanned skin and dark chocolate eyes that will have you needing
some serious mouth to mouth once you fall in. The other day she was wearing a gold piece of material around her hips that was pretending to be a skirt.

Bearsk

01-19-10, 17:08

Originally Posted by Bearsk
Apparently, he drove one guy to the railway station through snow storm after the guys wife went into labour in Frankfurt ... life is full of twists and turns.

Hilarious! It both warms the heart and makes you think, men are such pigs, at the same time.

Pigs?!
You can speak for yourself, Angus, but I am a absolute gentleman, just periodically totally misunderstood!:)

Mambomike

01-19-10, 19:38

Oh please send her back to Oase, particularly on 08.02.2010 and 20.02.2010. I'll promise her some extras. Please?

I did ask and she was her usual slightly evasive self. She did say "I have been here a week and will stay another week" but did not specifically mention which day she will return. I imagine she will be here until next Sunday.

She is an extraordinary service provider. Just lovely.

And I did mention to her that if she wants to move to Berlin I have a spare room at my place available.

Heh, heh, heh....

Iseeu

01-19-10, 20:20

Sorry angus but what counrty is gabriela from and what does she look like.

Thanks
If you look carefully at the Oase website, Gabriella is featured in the series of pictures with 4-5 girls in one of the zimmers. No facial pics so you'll miss those bottomless luscious eyes, but if you use Angus' physical description it should be easy enough to pick her out.

Jensvalt

01-20-10, 18:53

Just checked in to my hotel after a couple of very enjoyable hours at Artemis.

I arrived at Artemis at 3pm and there was a relatively limited number of girls. On the other hand, there were not too many customers either.

Following my usual strategy which is based on my previous visits, I basically relaxed, took in the atmosphere and checked out what was on offer. Started downstairs with a cup of coffee and was approached by a few girls, none of which really interested me.

Wednesday means that it is lingerie night at Artemis which I do not particularly like, but since this was the only possible day for a visit I had to live with it. I noted that the definition of lingerie seemed to be quite flexible and some of the girls were almost fully clothed if you ask me. Lingerie can be very sexy, when it really is lingerie, but few of the girls were in that category.

After checking out the main bar area upstairs, I went downstairs again and upon entering the wellness area I spotted an absolutely gorgeous girl standing in the doorway. I immediately got a feeling that this could be Kim, the brazilian girl who has been given very positive reviews here. She approached me and my feeling turned out to be correct!

I promptly decided to have a session with Kim to see if those reviews were correct, and we started in the downstairs Kino. There were DFK and a lot of fondling, and after a while we moved into one of the rooms next to the kino. Some DATY and BJ followed. She tastes like heaven and really responded to my attempts. We finished with her in cow girl position. Which I usually do not like. Most girls simply do not know how to work that position correctly and it is often a bit of a turn-off for me. Kim, however, is a complete exception to that rule! She is also a nice humorous girl who seem to enjoy a conversation both before and after. Highly recommended. She definitely lives up to her good reputation.

After Kim, I retired to the wellness area with a book to relax and gather some strength for a second session. Again I was approached by a couple of girls, some of which were very nice, but I were definitely not in a position to have a second session so soon after Kim.

After recuperating for about an hour I moved upstairs to see if there were any changes in the line-up. There more girls now, but initially no one that I really fancied. After a while, however, I was approached by Rafaela, a blond italian girl. We started talking and she turned out to be a very nice girl. We had a very entertaining and humorous conversation (I am sucker for a girl with a sense of humor) during which she definitely managed to convince me about the merits of the idea of moving into the kino which we promptly did. Very good BJ again followed by cow girl and for the second time in one day I had managed to find a girl who can handle that position expertly!

Rafaela is highly recommended. A fun girl both before and after the session.

Now I am going to rest for a little while and see if I can work up my appetite to go back for a second round. If so: I'll be back.

Jens

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Angus Magee

01-21-10, 15:45

Oh please send her back to Oase, particularly on 08.02.2010 and 20.02.2010. I'll promise her some extras. Please?Well, I hope to pay her another visit tomorrow and will try to find it in me not to try to get her to stay. Not that she would likely listen to an old coot like me. She does seem very much her own lady.

Kimino

01-21-10, 19:04

I'll be in Berlin with a firend of mine on the 16th & 17th of Feb!

Can't wait!

Sorry for the useless post, but I wanted to share. And maybe others from the forum will be there too.

Ciao

Frgethenam

01-22-10, 01:12

Angus Magee

01-22-10, 07:27

By the way, I will be staying at a hotel near Schonfeld airport and was told that the S-Bahn has suspended or severely restricted service to/from there. Can anyone confirm or deny?

Thanks

Hi,

Some S-Bahn are working pretty normally, some are restricted service or not at all. And I find it quite difficult to find out info on this. But then I use more or less the same routes all the time and know they are running.

The ring line works at the moment more or less normally at the off hours. So if you can get to the Ring it is easy.

Best I can suggest is to use the BVG website.

http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/index.html

I assume it has up to date info and you can use the trip planner to get your exact route. The only drawback is that I find it does not always give what is (IMHO) the best route. But it will get you there and it is in English.

Have fun. I am thinking about a visit tonight if I can determine that G is working.

AM

Macca 74

01-22-10, 13:06

Hi, I'm a long-time lurker on these boards and have found a lot of valuable information. To celebrate popping my FKK cherry, I'll finally submit my first field report.

First of all I would like to thank Angus Magee and the other regular posters on the Artemis forum, because without their reports and thoughts my trip would not have been as enjoyable.

I was in Berlin on business for the first time in two years and managed to get my meetings out of the way by 1. 30 pm. Right, I thought, off to the place I've read so much about, and let's see if it's worthy of the hype.

So, I jumped on the S Bahn at Frankfurter Allee and 25 minutes later arrived at Westkreuz. Finding Artemis was very easy, as you can actually see the building from the station. Come out of the station exit and follow the road around to the left and approximately four minutes later you'll find yourself at the front door. Get the S Bahn and save the money on the taxi fare, gentlemen. There are so many better things to spend your cash on at Artemis.

I was met by the friendly receptionist, paid my €80, was given my key and asked if it was my first time. Her radar is very good. She gave me the info about the place and off I went to the lockers.

Let me say, if you come from stuffy old England, and a minute after walking through a door you are confronted by beautiful, naked, smiling women, it is a bit of culture shock, I can tell you. I was like a five year old kid on Christmas Eve!

After getting changed, I took a stroll around just to familiarise myself with the club.

Even though it was early, there were quite a few ladies walking around. The quality seemed variable, but there looked to be plenty to keep me amused for the next few hours.

First up was Ella from St Petersburg. 28ish years old, short blonde hair, nice figure with a slim waist. After telling me how good the daughters of Mother Russia were in the sack, I was sold. We went into the downstairs cinema and after a bit of chat, DFK and BJ we went upstairs to the room. After another good BJ session, she has great technique and takes it deep, went into cowgirl and doggy and finished back in cowgirl. A good solid start, I thought.

An oriental looking girl had caught my eye in the bar earlier and she was next on my wishlist. After a rest, I saw her again and made my introductions. It turns out it was Inca (sp?), a 24 year old Thai girl from Chang Mai. She's got a great figure and beautiful face. She's not a typical Thai-looking lady, I thought she was Chinese originally. Anyway, her English is good, has a great personality and we were soon off to the room. Inca is very attentive and gave a good BJ. I had to taste that sweet Thai pussy, and man it was good.

After a bit of cowgirl, I just had to give her a pounding in doggy and she takes it well. It was a great finish. Inca was fantastic and I'd definitely entertain her in the future.

After being up since 4am, I was a bit jaded and dozed for an hour or so by the pool. I was approached a few times, but it's all part of the entertainment. My mind started to address the next item on the menu and I was thinking I wouldn't mind a wander down South America way.

I took a look in the downstairs cinema and then went to go to the bar upstairs, but was stopped on the way by a stunning looking, olive skinned girl with a slim figure and fabulous hair. She started talking to me in Spanish and, amazingly, I managed to hold a conversation with her. It turns out her name was Gabriela and she hails from Venezuela. On hearing this my mind was made up as I recall Angus and others mentioning the babe in reports very recently. She wasn't escaping! Gabriela says she is on a working holiday from Frankfurt and seemed to be enjoying herself in Berlin.

We went into the cinema to get to know each other better and after a while made it upstairs. I sat in the chair as Gabriela fell to her knees to give a great BJ. After this, I went for some DATY and she seemed to like it ("ooh rapido" said the lady, as she came). After a good session in missionary, cowgirl and doggy, Gabriela finished me off with her hands and mouth (well, it was my third time in four hours. That's some sort of record for me!). Let me tell you, her reports are not exaggerated. She's got a great attitude and does her job well. By the way, our encounter was conducted entirely in Spanish as Gabriela said my Spanish was better than her English. I'm sure it can't have been.

I had to meet colleagues for dinner at 9pm in the city, so that was me pretty much done.

I must say that Artemis exceeded all my expectations and I thought it was a great place.

Put it this way, if I was given 24 hours to live, my first act would be to get on the plane to Berlin.

I've seen reports that there are better FKK clubs than Artemis. It looks like I'll have to start doing more business in Germany.

I'll be back.

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Frgethenam

01-22-10, 18:58

Hi,

Some S-Bahn are working pretty normally, some are restricted service or not at all. And I find it quite difficult to find out info on this. But then I use more or less the same routes all the time and know they are running.

The ring line works at the moment more or less normally at the off hours. So if you can get to the Ring it is easy.

Best I can suggest is to use the BVG website.

http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/index.html

I assume it has up to date info and you can use the trip planner to get your exact route. The only drawback is that I find it does not always give what is (IMHO) the best route. But it will get you there and it is in English.

Have fun. I am thinking about a visit tonight if I can determine that G is working.

AMThanks for the info Angus and also thanks for all your input regarding Artemus. I have my "to do" list ready for Saturday night, courtesy of all your recent reports. I am hoping Gabriella will still be there.

I will report on Sunday.

Norjan

01-22-10, 19:24

So, now I've been there.

Arrived to Schönefeld airport Thursday around 13:00. Had planned to use puplic transport but took a taxi, felt more safe.

Entered the hotel, Pullman Berlin Schweizerhof and got a nice room.

Grabbed a beer in the mini bar and called room service for a club sandwich and then had another beer.

Then took a shower, dressed casual and put everything of valuable in the safe. Then I put my passport in a neck bag and put it inside of my shirt. Drank a small mini-bottle of vodka with a coke from the mini bar.

Stashed € 400 in each sock, € 500 in my hat and € 80 for the entrance fee and some coins for the S-bahn in my pocket. Wouldn't like a gipsy to rob me on a S-bahn station or on my way walking from westreuz to Artemis.

Also brought two bottles of antiseptic gel (planned to use it on the girls tits, after reading Angus report) and a mini-bottle of whiskey from the mini bar.

Walked to Zoo-garden (?) or something but it took me half an hour to get the right ticket, get on the right train etc. Watched over my shoulders for potential robbers all the time. Stood up on the train, the seats seemed dirty and I used gloves.

It only took a few minutes to westkreuz, I think it was the third stop.

After walking out of the train I immideately spotted a potential gipsy and promised myself to take a taxi back. There were a lot of stairs and I ran like hell, almost stumbled and on one step my hat with €500 inside almost fell off but I used one hand to keep it on my head.

Finally reached the parking-lot which I ran across in seconds and then spotted the Artemis sign, what a beautiful beautiful sign.

Got myself together at Artemis own parking. Looking over my shoulder I drank the 50 ml bottle of whiskey and waited about five minutes before entering.

I very nice looking, dark haired girl in the front desk welcomed me and I also spotted two naked girls to the left of the front desk a few steps up, what a sight!

Angus Magee

01-23-10, 09:31

Also brought two bottles of antiseptic gel (planned to use it on the girls tits, after reading Angus report) !

Norjan,

Please do let us know how this goes over-using the antiseptic gel on the girls tits I mean. You might want to add one of these,

http://www.physicalsuccess.com/Shop-read-17.html

to your Artemis pack.

That is if you survive the gypsy attacks in that dangerous no mans land between Westkreuz & Artemis. I hear that there are also trolls under the railway bridge so better be doubly cautious.

AM (considering a new career as a gypsy;-))

Angus Magee

01-23-10, 09:46

Thanks for the info Angus and also thanks for all your input regarding Artemus. I have my "to do" list ready for Saturday night, courtesy of all your recent reports. I am hoping Gabriella will still be there.

I will report on Sunday.

Great-but let me stress!! Please do not go in there asking for Gabriella and saying that you know she comes from Oase. Discretion is important to her and we do not want her getting wind of these reports & the buzz. I know she would not appreciate it.

At Artemis her name is Myra unless she says otherwise when you meet her.If any of this comes back to bite me I can guarantee that my reports will get much more private.

AM

Angus Magee

01-23-10, 14:09

i arrived at past 16:30, showered and went off in search. immediately, as i passed the video gambling machines outside the main bar, naomi (jamaica) grabbed me and wanted to get me coffee. she is a nice enough girl but is a bit big for my tastes. she is new at artemis and she really did try to make an impression. but after settling in and spotting you know who coming into the bar, i frankly told her i was here to see a specific girl. she said she understood but that maybe i could buy her a drink?

what i asked thinking she wanted a cola or something that i could get her.

a bottle of champagne!!!

this elicited from me a hearty laugh. i told her i come to artemis not to be bothered by requests for piccolos, let alone 400 euro bottles of champagne. she seemed to take it in good humor and i told her i don’t blame her for trying but-maybe later…

i did not want to sprint across the room so as naomi left i just sat for a minute or so. this is when brianna showed up. brianna is a turkish girl i had met briefly last week and was only slightly interested. she has a crackerjack little teeny body, very small with large (for her small body) firm breasts and a very cute firm “po”. further i had not explored. facially she is unfortunately not that attractive. don’t get me wrong, she is sort of cute (she reminded me of alina my samya teeny girl) but certainly not a great beauty.

but she jumped on my lap and reintroduced herself. she is nothing if not persistent as you will later read. unfortunately (for her) i had other targets very much in my sites. so i, after a brief hello and a peck on the cheek, unceremoniously left her there on the couch looking upset and all pouty. which, god damn it, does have its’ charm in teeny girls.

so i found who i was looking for (need i say) spent a delightful time on the couch by the kino and then, after a long chat/kissy/cuddle, retired to a room for another stellar session. i will not get detailed as that would be repetitious but suffice to say i was back downstairs after the hour, wobbly legged, shaking slightly and thoroughly well fucked.

but the night was young. as smitten as i currently am i sort of had it in mind to rest up and take another half hour. but…the best laid schemes of mice & men…

i had some diner (the food at artemis seems to be getting worse imho) and spent the next while lounging and watching the girls, meeting a few and fending off advances. it was sort of a slow night so far so the girls were a bit restless and maybe even predatory. but old angus was in fine form and managed to send the girls on their way with wit and an easy banter that one can only accomplish when one thinks one has a sure thing nestled comfortably in ones back pocket.

though i have to admit that my eye was also wandering a bit. i came close to taking carmen to a room. she is a tall half moroccan, half romanian (according to her & who knows) girl with a less than perfect body but possessing a fine sense of the seduction. but it was too early and mindful of my lack of post first session success last week (anita) i held the course.

another girl who really caught my eye was a very tall, slim polish girl with a strange name (begins with “s” and apparently is persian???) who i had met briefly last week and felt a glimmer of interest. i had also spotted her last week in a serious couch make out session with another punter. so she looked a good possibility.

and sometime later when i felt fully recovered “s” did show up to tempt me. and tempted i was lads. i almost went for her. but….i went in for a test kiss and was presented with a pair of puckered lips, good for kissing maiden aunts but not horny mongers testing the session waters, and a deflection to the side of the mouth. maybe “s” just did not want to kiss old angus, maybe it was too soon. maybe, maybe... but it was enough to give me pause to think and i bailed on the poor girl who looked incredulous because i think, she thought, the room was a sure thing at that point.

maybe later…

it was getting late, i was almost ready for the planned second session but then the wild card showed her face, and more. brianna spotted me and made tracks for my platform resting place and again jumped on me. i guess i was just a wee bit more receptive this time and she stayed and really started to turn on the seduction techniques, pulling every trick she has in her bag out for my inspection-breast squeezes, nipple pulling (hers & mine), tongue flicking. kisses, a bit of pussy flashing and the coup de grace, a hand under the robe causing serious tent action in the main bar.

still i resisted, and still brianna persisted. she is very persistent i have to give her that. now in my artemis code of conduct once the dick enters the mouth (in the bar, a rarity at artemis but it has happened) i feel i am committed to a session with the girl whose mouth it is. but a basically unsolicited hand job? that is a bit of a grey area imo. i guess if i were to come that would be a session. but there was little danger of that. i was however getting more and more revved by little brianna. she possesses something i like. she has a very youthful, teeny demeanor to her and my god she was working it.

so eventually (30-40 minutes) i crumbled and grabbed her by the hand, off to the rooms.

over all this was not bad turn of events. in the room she had her pluses and her minus. her minus-the bj. it was not great. very toothy and lacking any subtlety. almost unbearable actually. i tried to slow her down and get the teeth in check but she is a small girl, with a small mouth and it never seemed to get there.

the pluses? brianna is a pretty dirty little teeny girl and she has a very small, tight puss. after a good licking i put on the condom and had an energetic fuck in various positions. no rush on her part and she really seemed to like being handled and used as a fuck toy. something about her seemed to stimulate my “porn-bone” and it was a very porn-y style session. but for some reason, nearing the end, i suddenly suffered “hydraulic failure”. ten minutes rest and then back at it was what i needed, but i did not want to go for the hour and i knew (even if she was not watching the time) that we were skirting the half hour point in the session.

so i pulled the plug on the session without releasing the seed. i assured brianna (truthfully) that i was most satisfied with her & the session. but it was not going to happen-the denouement of the session.

down on the platform at the base of the staircase i watched the girls come & go (it was busy now) and eventually fell into a sleep. i am not sure how long i was there but when i woke there was….little brianna once again in front of me offering me coffee and a good morning. i have to give her credit for sweetness as by now we had an easy rapport and it was all very jokey and light.

what the hell…off i went to the bar to have a coffee with brianna. we found a round bed, as all the couches were occupied, and she went off to get me coffee. we sat and chatted and the sly little minx slowly started in again on the seduction techniques. but this time i had great resolve. but…this time she pulled out even more tricks. and i resisted (told her i am finished many times) but played along.

to tell the truth i was not totally uninterested. yes i must admit to you gents that the “porn bone” was really being tested on that bed. i feigned disinterest and this only seemed to fan her flame and cause her to redouble the effort. she even started talking to another punter on the neighboring couch while she rested her bum on my hand and squirmed as i (you can see that i was playing along) tickled and probed her little bum hole with a finger.

a bit more hand job action followed and she started to openly play with her pussy. then she raised a leg, wrapped it around my neck and pulled my face into her crotch for a lick.

lads i was losing the battle but in a very pleasing way. we must have fooled around like this on the bar bed for a good hour. the pussy licking got longer & more involved. truth be told i was real getting off on getting her to writhe in the bar, in full view of all the other punters. and i also must admit to some rather uncomfortable thoughts, as silly as they may seem to some of you, hoping “g”was not watching. but, i rather think she was busy and in the end-who the hell cares. it was a blast.

you know, those who know me, eventually i gave into the inevitable and despite a slight temptation to do her right there in the bar, i grabbed brianna and dragged her up to a room (after a ten minute wait-put to good use) where i promptly devoured the little strumpet.

little a had recovered fully by this time and remained in fine stout form throughout the following porn-y half hour. her bj hadn’t improved any in the last two hours, and i did try to coach her a bit. she tried but i honestly think that her mouth is a little small for such a task. that and she has a bit of a snaggel tooth which…well... kept snaggeling little a uncomfortable. at least it gave her an excuse to tell me not once but three times (the dear girl) how huge my dick is. always nice to hear even if it is a slight fabrication.

so we licked, sucked, fondled, massaged, spread and generally played genital tag until i suited up and gave the young brianna a proper rogering in several positions ending up in prone doggy (doggy but with her lying flat) and i came with much gusto into the condom.

very nice. and it was not over boy’os. no regrets with this session even though it was way off my original intention for the evening and dipped into cash i sort of did not want to spend. as we were cleaning up, after a cuddle, brianna bent over the bed to get the towels and i dove once more on her ass, spread the cheeks and gave her some more rimming which quickly turned into a pussy licking session with her on her back, legs pressed together and her plump little teeny pussy positively leaking juice. she was in no hurry to leave and the final round of cunnilingus was sweet. there may have been an element of reluctance on my part with brianna, and i really did not mean to do two sessions with her last night, in the end i was very satisfied. i can honestly say that i got very high milage with her and we spent in total (in and out of the room) the best part of 2 & 3/4 to 3 hours together. and she seemed pretty satisfied with the situation.

my only slight concern is that i originally felt her to be a little clingy. and i am not really sure that i care to repeat the whole thing-that is unless she can get her bj skills up to speed. so i worry a bit about my next visit and having to spend a bit too much time fending off, or be frank right away with her about not heading again to the room. but who knows. by then maybe i will want to once more?

jaysus-this shit is not supposed to happen in p4p.

by this time i was spent. it was past 02:00 and after a short rest in the bar i hit the showers. the way home was longer than usual (late, slow s-bahn) but i was home by three and fell in a heap on the bed.

as always-thanks for reading

am

Norjan

01-23-10, 22:58

I reached my €80 from the pocket and gave it to the receptionist.She smiled and explained the rules to me. While talking to her i took my hat off and did'nt remember the money in it and all of a sudden ten 50 € bills were flying around me and fell to the floor and two of them were landing on the front desk. The girl laughed and asked me if it was her tip and if I were a magician. This was kind of embarrassing and I collected my bills and took some quick steps up the small stair and went inside the change room.

Now the first problem was to get the clothes off and get into sandals and the given bath robe without touching the floor with my feets but somehow i managed only to realize i had forgotten to put my money and passport in the safe so i locked the clothes locker (which seemed very weak btw) and headed to the safes surprised that they were located so near the front desk but felt relaxed that so were the case. The front desk girl blinked to me.

Went back to the locker and fetched one of the antiseptic gel bottles and met an ugly old cleaning lady who talked to me in german, sounded like swear words? I ignored her and went to the stairs and all of a sudden i was in a smoky bar with naked girls and guys in bath robes just sitting there smoking. Maybe 10-12 girls and the same amount of guys. Didn´t look the girls in the eyes scared that if I did they would approach me immideately so i only looked at their tits. One girl had great, horny looking, natural c- or d-cup breasts but she had a big tattoo on her arm and she was'nt blonde. None of the other girls had great tits.

I quickly went out of the smoke-hole and ran downstairs.

Was approached by a girl that to me looked like she came from Spain or something but i'm not sure. She had some hair on her forearms which I never could have expected nor accept and her complexion was'nt great.

Told her i was only interested in blonde caucasian girls.

She told me something about beeing a gentleman but i did'nt understood her, just wanted to get rid of her.

Went to the kino which was empty so i walked out of it and in the stair a blonde in black high heels and with a black scarf around her waist came walking. She had green eyes and natural B-cup breasts and a great smile that made my heartrate go from 60 rpm to 120 rpm in about two seconds. She had smooth, white compelxion.

She saw that i was nervous and she smiled even more and put her thin arms around my neck, and looked me in the eyes and said "hi there stranger, I've been waiting for you". I was hooked but at least i remembered to pull her hair, making sure it was'nt a wig. Also checked that she did'nt had hair on her forearms.

She grabbed my hand and we had to walk two stairs to get to the room which felt like hundreds cause i had a hard on already.

After entering the room she opened my robe and it fell to the floor. She did put my ass on the bed and was about to suck me when I stopped her and said that I wanted a condom on my dick and that I wanted her to wipe her breasts with antiseptic gel first. I picked up my robe and gave her the bottle while she was laughing but she did what I wanted and the gel, exept for killing bacteriums, actually gave her tits a sexy, shiny look. Then she put a condom on my dick and started sucking.

My mind kind of went blank from that moment and I was about to come after like three minutes so I had to stop her and she asked me what position I liked and I said "from behind" so then i fucked her doggystyle and realized that I wasnt gonna be able to last long. She were well aware of that and asked if I wanted to come in her mouth. Well I sure as hell wanted but thought it was to risky so we decided that i was gonna blow my load on those smooth tits of hers which I did.

Aimed for the nipples, hoping that her next customer would be Angus Magee.

After I jizzed her I realized that I had taken my sandals off during the act and were standing on the floor with my bare feet so before we went out i rubbed my feet with gel. The girl (Zara?) had kept her heels on the whole time.

We went down to the safes and there I paid her €100 and I then I realized that I had'nt taken the money in my socks to the safe so I kind of just left her without saying good bye and ran to the locker.

To be continued.

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Macca 74

01-24-10, 03:15

I think your reports would be more entertaining and informative if you stopped banging on about your supposed hygiene and security fetishes, and showed a bit more respect to members who are regulars at Artemis and contribute a lot to this forum.

Basketcase

01-24-10, 03:36

Hi Norjan,

I am finding your series of reports to be absolutely hilarious. Keep them coming and hopefully you are coming too.

....so we decided that i was gonna blow my load on those smooth tits of hers which I did.

Aimed for the nipples, hoping that her next customer would be Angus Magee.

This is so funny!

I had not laughed this hard since I read Creature2's trip report about doing girls bare back in the heat of the moment and then thinking later of the implications for his homelife by using some antiseptic gel on his penis that is supposed to kill 99.9% of germs and bacteria which should do the trick. I do hope that antiseptic spray or gel works on STDs.

You have got to admire a man that is dedicated to this hobby of ours.

We went down to the safes and there I paid her €100 and I then I realized that I had'nt taken the money in my socks to the safe so I kind of just left her without saying good bye and ran to the locker.

You got a discount of 10 euro!! Lucky man. Newbie goes to FKK Artemis and receives a discount from the first girl he does. Blondes must really fall for your exquisite gentlemanly charm Norjan.

I would had thought the standard session was 60 euro with extra 50 euro for the COB finish making 110 euro damage. You only paid 100 euro to the blond Zara.

Angus Magee

01-24-10, 08:17

Aimed for the nipples, hoping that her next customer would be Angus Magee.

After I jizzed her I realized that I had taken my sandals off during the act and were standing on the floor with my bare feet

Yes, very entertaining report Norjan. But sorry to disappoint you as I only will take a girl to the room if she has a great big swath of hair on her forearms.

And I can assure you that when I finish in the rooms I always empty the condom on the floor around the base of the bed-probably just where you were standing sans sandals.

Oh-and if you do go back be very careful in the downstairs kino. There have been reports of gypsy action down there. Apparently they sneak in the service entrance dressed as Romanians. Hanging out under the kino sofas they trap unsuspecting mongers, forcing them to lick their forearms. Those gypsies have some hairy forearms.

Basketcase

01-24-10, 10:40

...While talking to her i took my hat off and did'nt remember the money in it and all of a sudden ten 50 € bills were flying around me and fell to the floor and two of them were landing on the front desk....

....Now the first problem was to get the clothes off and get into sandals and the given bath robe without touching the floor with my feets but somehow i managed ...

....Went back to the locker and fetched one of the antiseptic gel bottles and met an ugly old cleaning lady who talked to me in german, sounded like swear words? I ignored her ....

...Didn´t look the girls in the eyes scared that if I did they would approach me immideately so i only looked at their tits.

...One girl had great, horny looking, natural c- or d-cup breasts but she had a big tattoo on her arm and she was'nt blonde...

... She had some hair on her forearms which I never could have expected nor accept and her complexion was'nt great. Told her i was only interested in blonde caucasian girls. She told me something about beeing a gentleman but i did'nt understood her, just wanted to get rid of her....

... I was hooked but at least i remembered to pull her hair, making sure it was'nt a wig. Also checked that she did'nt had hair on her forearms....

... I wanted her to wipe her breasts with antiseptic gel first. I picked up my robe and gave her the bottle while she was laughing but she did what I wanted and the gel, exept for killing bacteriums, actually gave her tits a sexy, shiny look....

....we decided that i was gonna blow my load on those smooth tits of hers which I did.... Aimed for the nipples, hoping that her next customer would be Angus Magee....

....After I jizzed her I realized that I had taken my sandals off during the act and were standing on the floor with my bare feet so before we went out i rubbed my feet with gel....
I read Norjan's Artemis report last night, laughed myself silly and then went to bed with a wide grin on my face. I got up this morning, switched on my machine again and read Angus Magee's response to Norjan and then re-read Norjan's Artemis report again. I once again cracked up laughing. This is too funny.

Norjan's report still makes me laugh, it is highly entertaining, as I could picture someone doing this in reality or maybe it is because I watch too much visual comedy.

What is the issue with hairy fore arms on girls? I must say I have never marked that as a criteria, but then people have different fetishes and hates and I guess hairy forearms is Norjan's hate.

I think I can identify with the desire for sterile environment hence the antiseptic gels.

Norjan, keep the writing up. I am still amused by your report.

I think I need to re-read Creature2's report on him using antiseptic spray on his penis to sterilise it after bare back action. The thing that made it even more funny was that the antiseptic spray burned his penis!!! Priceless as Vito Corleone says.

Angus Magee

01-24-10, 15:36

i just watched this which i dled over torrents a couple weeks back. it is in german so you need at least a little bit to understand (i got about 75% comprehension i think) it. but it is, i would say, worth a viewing even if you are simply interested in the behind the scenes at a big fkk.

some highlights:

it features ekki predominantly. nice to see him in action and it made me realize that he really kept that place together with a fine eye for detail.

the music features an instrumental of rod stewart's "do you think i'm sexy?
i have to wonder if it is, and indeed think it must be, intentional.

the technical aspects of such a club are immense. apparently they go through several beamers each year and while they used to buy expensive beamers, now they get the cheapest they can. the hausmeister fixes everything from pool lights to hair dryers to the girls' hooker heels.

one of ekki's pet peeves seems to have been the girls leaving stuff lying around their dressing room. the film has him ragging on a couple of girls for at least 5 minutes. pretty funny.

all the girl's have their faces blurred except one who is shown applying for work and being interviewed by ekki. this girl i recognize as a tall serbian who i have met but never been to the room with.

that's all.

am

Travelman10

01-24-10, 18:49

Hello

This is my first post at this forum. And its not à very classy one, but still important, atleast to me. I will visit Artemis in March and to prepare this first visit I have read throuh the posts. And now having figurer out some of the COB and BBBJ and all of the other shorts I have à question I cant fond the answer to.

When I look at the pics from the website it strikes me that none or very fre of the girls have silicone tits. And that might be à problem for. I really like fake tits. Maybe Its à porn dameged mind but still. So, how percent of the girls have fake tits on your experience?

Thank you, and Im sorry for the spelling. Im using my iPod and its hard to edit the text. Promise to do better Next time.

Frgethenam

01-24-10, 19:26

great-but let me stress!! please do not go in there asking for gabriella and saying that you know she comes from oase. discretion is important to her and we do not want her getting wind of these reports & the buzz. i know she would not appreciate it.

at artemis her name is myra unless she says otherwise when you meet her.if any of this comes back to bite me i can guarantee that my reports will get much more private.

amfinally made it there around 6:30pm on saturday, slightly behind schedule thanks to the reduced s-bahn service but still the best way to get there. funny enough, the hotel i booked near schonefeld airport (albergo hotel) is next door to the pussy club mentioned a few posts below and was almost tempted to try it out, but better senses prevailed.

also, don't worry angus, i am a 15+ years seasoned mongering veteran, discretion is a absolute must. i never asked for a specific girl but simply smiled at girls that fit the description then started a conversation then asked name and where they were from. i know many wg's would not be happy knowing they and their performances are being critiqued on the internet. to that effect, i did not manage to find gabriella (myra), i believe she came in later but was usually engaged with someone.

upon arrival, received my robe, selected my slippers, showered and got reacquainted with the layout. by the way, can those robes by any less flattering? walking around i spotted a girl that i had wanted to session with the last time i was here some 8. 9 months ago. she is an italian, dark haired girl named clara, from rome. sat down, chatted a bit, she is very funny and sensual, started some dfk with some fondling, then off the room. she is gfe with an excellent bbbj, she had a couple of orgarsms during daty (strangely she would not allow digits) but multiple positions were had including 69 where she really enjoyed grinding her muff in my face. great session to start the night off right! she claims she will be leaving the fkk scene entirely in a couple of months so this is her last hurrah!

afterward, i got a drink, walked around a bit, then decided i would have some dinner. they had a meat and potato dish with tortellini that were quite good. i sat and ate with a pretty blond girl from dusseldorf who spoke limited english (her name escapes me right now). she seemed very reserved and a bit quiet for artemis. she had spend some time in dubai and perked up when i told her i had been there recently. she offered to get me a drink, but i did not want to overcommit, even though i was intrigued and we seemed to have a good rapport going. in retrospect, i should have, but my experience with german girls is they don't dfk and are rather mechanical and detached.

so after dinner i wandered around a bit, relaxed in the kino downstairs. it seemed the girls were extremely agressive. the same ones just kept on coming by, asking for a session. seriously, how many times do you have to be turned down before you get the message? went back to bar, spoke to a few of the girls, but was not having success finding the ones i wanted to session with. eventually went back to kino, then with luck on my side, sol (from buenos aires) sat next meet. she is a little larger than i usually go for but she was fun to talk with, laughed alot and started a nice bbbj in the kino. we moved to one of the rooms adjacent to continue. she has a great rack and really aims to please. had another excellent session (2 for 2).

after the session, took a nice long shower, went to the bar had a drink, down and had a nice sauna/cold dip then wandered around again. i decided that i would the german girl from dinner a shot. looked around for her but could not find her. decided to go and relax in the kino again. same barrage of the same girls agressively asking for a session. i walked around again looking for my dinner companion but now the place was packed. the dancers were performing; most of the good looking girls were with engaged. i saw this tall blond girl walking around that was very flirty and bouncy that caught my attention. i returned to my base of operation. the downstairs kino. after a while the tall blond poked her head in and sat next me. her name was violetta from poland. she caught me in a moment of horniness and immediately went into a bbbj. i didn't follow my usually m. o. of building a little rapport, dfk and fondling. we moved on to one of the side rooms (luckily there was one available) where she continued the bbbj with vigor but then pushed my hand away when i tried to finger her. ok, i tried to push her back for a little daty but she gave me the old "i prefer to just service you" then wanted me to finish in her mouth. i asked if that would be for the 60 euros (yeah, i know, mood killer) but she said it would be 50 extra, so i declined, whereupon she placed the condom on junior and presented herself in doggie position, which by way, was a really nice view. i went at it that way for a bit then flipped her for some mish. i tried to dfk while in mish but she turned her head and said she does not kiss. it was multiplication table time. (i. e. recite the times table in your head to keep your mind off blowing your load). i gave her pussy a solid 10 minute beating! lol

afterwards, i showered and went to the bar to get a drink and relax. i saw my dinner companion siting alone, but i was done for the night. shame i didn't see her earlier. oh well. got dressed, hit the s-bahn back to the hotel. i peeked into the pussy club on my walk back (around 1am); was a bit dull and dreary.

that's all i got. thanks again angus. will be back in a few months.

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Bearsk

01-24-10, 21:28

Norjan

Congratulations on getting over the threshold. Nice post.
You do need a visit to charm school when it comes to dealing with the girls - "You look like a Miss World contestant but gentleman (I) prefer blondes."
You may need treatment for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) or several tailor-made whole body latex suits ...
(Angus where do you get yours made or Berlin or is it mail order?)
Did you cum on your own sandals?
We await the next post on how you coped with the sauna, the pool and the kino!
And the next ... exit strategy, always a little anxiety provoking.
You may need to team up with the Jamaican, Naomi ... she carries a squirter bottle of alcohol/disinfectant with her ... not sure she meets you other demographic needs though!
BSK
PS. Sara/Zara is cute girl with nice breasts. I have talked with her a few times and she seems to specialize in backdoor and DP ... any experience with her on the forum.

Now the first problem was to get the clothes off and get into sandals and the given bath robe without touching the floor with my feets but somehow i managed ...
Went back to the locker and fetched one of the antiseptic gel bottles ...
She told me something about beeing a gentleman but i did'nt understood her, just wanted to get rid of her.
{Sara} was about to suck me when I stopped her and said that I wanted a condom on my dick and that I wanted her to wipe her breasts with antiseptic gel first. I picked up my robe and gave her the bottle while she was laughing but she did what I wanted and the gel, exept for killing bacteriums, actually gave her tits a sexy, shiny look. Then she put a condom on my dick and started sucking.

{Sara} .. asked if I wanted to come in her mouth. Well I sure as hell wanted but thought it was to risky so we decided that i was gonna blow my load on those smooth tits of hers which I did.

After I jizzed her I realized that I had taken my sandals off during the act and were standing on the floor with my bare feet so before we went out i rubbed my feet with gel. The girl (Zara?) had kept her heels on the whole time.

Bearsk

01-24-10, 21:29

can this be posted if not already to rapidshare or similar?

i just watched this which i dled over torrents a couple weeks back. it is in german so you need at least a little bit to understand (i got about 75% comprehension i think) it. but it is, i would say, worth a viewing even if you are simply interested in the behind the scenes at a big fkk.

some highlights:

it features ekki predominantly. nice to see him in action and it made me realize that he really kept that place together with a fine eye for detail.

the music features an instrumental of rod stewart's "do you think i'm sexy?
i have to wonder if it is, and indeed think it must be, intentional.

the technical aspects of such a club are immense. apparently they go through several beamers each year and while they used to buy expensive beamers, now they get the cheapest they can. the hausmeister fixes everything from pool lights to hair dryers to the girls' hooker heels.

one of ekki's pet peeves seems to have been the girls leaving stuff lying around their dressing room. the film has him ragging on a couple of girls for at least 5 minutes. pretty funny.

all the girl's have their faces blurred except one who is shown applying for work and being interviewed by ekki. this girl i recognize as a tall serbian who i have met but never been to the room with.

that's all.

am

Angus Magee

01-24-10, 21:35

Can this be posted if not already to Rapidshare or similar?

I was thinking of trying to figure out how to split it to three bits & upload it to youtube.

But I could also look into uploading to rapidshare or some similar service where I do not need a membership. I'll look into that tomorrow.

I can say that the torrent was very easy to DL & came in very fast.

Edit-I am right now starting to upload to rapidshare. I will post a link when I have one.

Bearsk

01-24-10, 21:46

Naomi (Jamaica) grabbed me and wanted to get me coffee. She is a nice enough girl but is a bit big for my tastes. She said she understood but that maybe I could buy her a drink? ... A bottle of Champagne!!! Damn pushy that girl! Be aware, she used to work at a Champagne bar place that close last year.

Brianna .. In the room she had her pluses and her minus. Her minus-the bj. It was not great. Very toothy and lacking any subtlety. Almost unbearable actually. I tried to slow her down and get the teeth in check but she is a small girl, with a small mouth and it never seemed to get there.

... Her bj hadn’t improved any in the last two hours, and I did try to coach her a bit. She tried but I honestly think that her mouth is a little small for such a task. That and she has a bit of a snaggel tooth which…well... kept snaggeling little A uncomfortable. At least it gave her an excuse to tell me not once but three times (the dear girl) how huge my dick is. Always nice to hear even if it is a slight fabrication...
Is it true you are the new Artemis BBBJ coach? The announcement is when?

By this time I was spent. It was past 02:00 and after a short rest in the bar I hit the showers. The way home was longer than usual (late, slow S-Bahn)
AM They need a board in the Artemis foyer with the S bahn schedule on it.

Angus Magee

01-24-10, 22:33

Damn pushy that girl! Be aware, she used to work at a Champagne bar place that close last year.

I did notice the pushiness. And now the champagne request makes sense. I was quite taken aback by it as I had never once been asked at Artemis to buy a girl a drink-except to pick up a mineral water once in a while.

Ekki must be turning in his grave if he is there yet.

it true you are the new Artemis BBBJ coach? The announcement is when?

Where did you hear this. In truth I have been asked but we are still in salary negotiation. They seem to think 80K is a wee bit steep to teach girls how to lick my member.

need a board in the Artemis foyer with the S bahn schedule on it.

Hell, they need a SBahn stop at the back door if you ask me. At the least it would put a stop to the gypsy problem.

Travelman10

01-24-10, 23:30

Angus Magee

01-25-10, 07:22

Hello

I wrote a longer post before but it seem to have gotten stuck in cyberspace. Lets try again.

How many percent of the girls in Artemis have silicone tits? I know, might be a porn damage but I like it.

Btw, I wil visit for the first time in March.

Thanks

This question is pretty hard to answer as it always changes, day by day, night by night. I mean I could say 30% but really would be pulling the number from my imagination.

But I can say that on any given night there are perhaps a quarter of the girls with obvious breast enhancement. And there are a couple who really...er...stand out.

BTW-as a new member your posts are delayed by several hours. And when writing long post make sure you write in a word-processing program and then copy it to the forum as the screen times out after 30 mins. and you can lose your post.

Devilspinkick

01-26-10, 17:30

An oriental looking girl had caught my eye in the bar earlier and she was next on my wishlist. After a rest, I saw her again and made my introductions. It turns out it was Inca (sp?), a 24 year old Thai girl from Chang Mai. She's got a great figure and beautiful face. She's not a typical Thai-looking lady, I thought she was Chinese originally. Anyway, her English is good, has a great personality and we were soon off to the room. Inca is very attentive and gave a good BJ. I had to taste that sweet Thai pussy, and man it was good.

Nice to know that Inca is still there. She is "Jai Dee". Maybe she'll still be at Artemis when I pass back through Berlin in a couple of months. Not much need to visit the LOS with Thai women in Europe that look like that. IMO - she is hotter than the vast majority of Thai chicks that I've seen during my trips to Thailand.

- DSK

Macca 74

01-26-10, 20:35

Nice to know that Inca is still there. She is "Jai Dee". Maybe she'll still be at Artemis when I pass back through Berlin in a couple of months. Not much need to visit the LOS with Thai women in Europe that look like that. IMO. She is hotter than the vast majority of Thai chicks that I've seen during my trips to Thailand.

- DSKShe said she was going back to Thailand in early February for about four or five weeks, so I reckon she'll be back by the time you swing through.

I agree, she is a hot babe and doesn't look like a typical Thai girl. It would be nice to have her "long-time" for about €80, though!

Angus Magee

01-27-10, 09:35

Here is a downloadable link to the German TV short (about 25 mins.) film about behind the scenes at Artemis.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NIZIN7TH

AM

Devilspinkick

01-27-10, 14:57

She said she was going back to Thailand in early February for about four or five weeks, so I reckon she'll be back by the time you swing through.

Yeh, I'll be back in Berlin around the end of March so the timing may be right. Not that I'll be flying all the way over there just to see her (nice as she is). Must say that I'd be willing to pay well over 80 Euros for long-time with her. From my experience, the prices in Thailand are so low because the quality is low as well. Just my take on it.

- DSK

Frgethenam

01-27-10, 20:39

Bearsk

01-28-10, 06:16

Originally Posted by Travelman10
How many percent of the girls in Artemis have silicone tits?

This question is pretty hard to answer as it always changes, day by day, night by night. I mean I could say 30% but really would be pulling the number from my imagination.

I would say 60 - 70% of the girls at Artemis have implants.

I think that about 50% have augmentation but abut 25% have silicones - Brasilians and Russians tend to have the silicone whereas other have saline implants. (Inga, the Thai girl, has silicone implants from BKK but between her lips and her undercarriage who cares!)
This is an area where we really need more data. I have suggested to the management that, after Angus Magee's contract as BJ coach and quality assessor is finalized, I be considered as the breast fondler and documenter.

Macca 74

01-28-10, 10:47

[QUOTE=I think that about 50% have augmentation but abut 25% have silicones - Brasilians and Russians tend to have the silicone whereas other have saline implants. (Inga, the Thai girl, has silicone implants from BKK but between her lips and her undercarriage who cares!)[/QUOTE]I reckon once most girls reach a certain age (mid-twenties), they will look to augmentation. Once those pupppies start to droop, they certainly don't look as good.

Inca's boob job is much more natural in the flesh than it looks in her photo. They look like bad bolt-ons in that pic.

Mambomike

01-31-10, 17:20

I wish there were behind the scenes documentaries for all the clubs, like the one that you posted.

Unfortunately, I realized how little German I know, although I was able to catch a few familiar non-English like words now and then.

Can you (or someone) tell us what was said during the intake interview with the girl, particularly when she was tested for STDs? I got some of the part about chlamydia and gonorrhea, but not the rest. What was tested for and how often are the tests done? Obviously it was required at Artemis, but not by German law?

Here is a downloadable link to the German TV short (about 25 mins.) film about behind the scenes at Artemis.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NIZIN7TH

AM

Angus Magee

01-31-10, 18:05

Can you (or someone) tell us what was said during the intake interview with the girl, particularly when she was tested for STDs? I got some of the part about chlamydia and gonorrhea, but not the rest. What was tested for and how often are the tests done? Obviously it was required at Artemis, but not by German law?

Hi,

I am afraid it will have to be someone else. I understand about 75% of the German, but these details are exactly the 25% I miss.

But as far as I know, the girls are tested about every two months.

And I do not think (but again, not sure) it is German law. Rather it is Artemis policy.

AM

PS. I'll have another look at the doco tonight and see if I can come up with the details. It'll be good for my German comprehension skills.

PPS-Hey MM-I removed the question I had above as I thought it might sound a bit provocative and question your integrity. I did not mean it that way-only to ask of us (mongers) in general that we look after our own health first & foremost.

Edit on Monday-I had another look at the film and still came up short on the details. Ekki's accent I find pretty difficult to understand and he speaks fast. Maybe a native German speaker could give it a view and let us know.

AM

Nukrimo

01-31-10, 21:55

There once was a girl from Venezuela
Who really knew how to treat a fella
With her smile and her kiss
And a body with nothing amiss
She blew this fellow's budget to hell-a

29th - 30th January

Leaving behind the cold, sleet-filled wind, I arrived at Artemis on Friday evening. The place was warm and inviting, especially compared to the weather outside. It didn't feel very busy around that time at least, though it filled up a fair bit later. Plenty of ladies in attendance, though not many catching my interest that evening. After a bit of dinner, I set about to look for familiar and trusted companions.

I made an interesting observation while wandering around; that there is a special kind of Girlfriend Experience offered by the ladies of Artemis. That is, the two little questions "Where are you going?" and "Why?". What is so interesting about my choice of destination, and why oh why do I need to have a properly phrased reason for going there? Ah, the mysteries of the female mind, I suppose.

I reconnected with Ella, very pleasant indeed as always and reported on elsewhere, I can only concur with the praise.

Later, I was also convinced by Amelie or Emelie, from Romania, to spend some time with her. She was funny and got me laughing, but in hindsight I should have looked more for chemistry. Still, a nice girl even if she wasn't right for me.

As the clock ticked towards 2 am, I thought I spotted a girl I had talked with after I just arrived, who had caught my interest. I was mistaken however, I noticed as she came over when I smiled and nodded at her. Thankfully, this was the best little mistake I have made in a long time. I realised this as soon as she introduced her as Maya (or is it Myra? To me it sounded as she said Maya) from Venezuela. Ah, yes, I had read the glowing praise here, but had not expected her to still be in Artemis. Well, there she was, and I was well pleased with that. She is, as has been stated here, a top performer, and wonderfully sweet. After an hour with her, I was quite spent, and went back to the hotel for some rest.

On Saturday, I arrived just after 6 o'clock. The place had a more lazy feel to it, but that was probably just due to it being earlier, as it filled up later. To my pleasure, I spotted Maya again, and managed to get a hold of her, something that was not easy to do as she was busy pretty much all of the time it seemed. Not surprising in the least; good looks and a wonderful performance do not often go hand in hand in FKK-land, in my experience.

Maya claimed she would stay another week in Berlin, and I can heartily recommend any who encounter her to offer up a thanks to whatever Fate led you to cross paths, and then enjoy her company while you have the chance.

Later in the evening, I also had a session with Stacy from Berlin, who reminded me of a girl from the TV series "Californication" (Dani, the secretary, for those who have seen it). Stacy is fairly short, blonde haired and tattoos all along one side of her body. Now, it is inevitable that almost anyone would suffer in comparison to the other company I had kept that weekend, and my session with Stacy was not spectacular. I had, however, picked her just because of whom she reminded me, and so for my part I was satisfied even though it was nothing compared to my hours with Ella and Maya. Variation is the spice of life, after all, and one can't just go to Artemis and keep to the same few girls all the time.

Still, there was some time left in the evening, and by careful timing I managed to catch Maya as she came back from a session. Another wonderful hour ensued, with promises to try to catch her the next time she comes to Berlin. I can hardly wait!

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Angus Magee

02-01-10, 12:49

Hi Norjan,

Maybe you are still here reading? I could not help but wonder if there was a final installment to your Artemis visit. I do hope that my comments on the gypsies did not put you off. I, along with others, really did appreciate the reports you made (they were lively) and if there is more, please do post.

Or if that is it you could also let us know and I will post what you have written to the RoD thread.

Thanks,

AM

Mambomike

02-01-10, 15:33

PPS-Hey MM-I removed the question I had above as I thought it might sound a bit provocative and question your integrity. I did not mean it that way-only to ask of us (mongers) in general that we look after our own health first & foremost.

Edit on Monday-I had another look at the film and still came up short on the details. Ekki's accent I find pretty difficult to understand and he speaks fast. Maybe a native German speaker could give it a view and let us know.

AM

Yes, I thought that too but declined the apparent invitation to debate/flame. All of us have to assess and accept some degree of risk, and here was just such an opportunity for assessment, if only I understood what was being said. Over the past several weeks, I've taken the time to immerse myself in some common German phrases and words, so I can understand what is being said but with Ekki I understood virtually nothing! And I thought it was just my inexperience!

In any case, I suspect that we mongers test more frequently in the ratio of sexual encounters per test. I know it is the case for myself, but it is not worthwhile opening yet another debate about this issue. On the other hand, I can see how an FKK club would have an interest in ensuring a relatively high level of cleanliness and health. Otherwise, a problem could occur and through word of mouth, they would by out of business, kaput. So when in the movie, Ekki gave her a test, I was keenly interested in what had been said, as would others who are contemplating an FKK visit.

Angus Magee

02-01-10, 15:52

Yes, I thought that too but declined the apparent invitation to debate/flame. All of us have to assess and accept some degree of risk, and here was just such an opportunity for assessment, if only I understood what was being said. Over the past several weeks, I've taken the time to immerse myself in some common German phrases and words, so I can understand what is being said but with Ekki I understood virtually nothing! And I thought it was just my inexperience!

In any case, I suspect that we mongers test more frequently in the ratio of sexual encounters per test. I know it is the case for myself, but it is not worthwhile opening yet another debate about this issue. On the other hand, I can see how an FKK club would have an interest in ensuring a relatively high level of cleanliness and health. Otherwise, a problem could occur and through word of mouth, they would by out of business, kaput. So when in the movie, Ekki gave her a test, I was keenly interested in what had been said, as would others who are contemplating an FKK visit.

Well thanks for the understanding. I was just feeling a bit ornery at the time but thought better of it....

I will probably at sometime watch this again with a German friend. When I do I will ask for translation and post anything about this health issue I find out.

AM

Hotaiml

02-01-10, 20:09

Ozzy Ozzman

02-01-10, 21:44

I just got back from a successful trip to Berlin, where I spent Friday and Saturday night at Artemis. I don't have time to write a full trip report so I'll just mention some highlights.

I hadn't been in the club for maybe more than 10 minutes my first day when I came across the great (dare I say legendary?) CELINA of Lithuania (24 yo). Celina is rather tall in her high heels, has a quite pretty face with fake blond hair, now with some streaks of her natural brown colour in it, and a great body with spectacular, natural C-cup breasts. I hadn't seen her since October 2008, but satisfyingly enough she remembered me and where I'm from.

Over the two days I enjoyed numerous sessions with Celina and each time she gave a great performance. Celina comes highly recommended.

Celina doesn't work very much at Artemis these days. As a matter of fact, she was just staying for a long weekend from Thursday to Tuesday before going home again, and she probably wont be back at Artemis until sometime in March.

So count yourself lucky if you come across this girl and do yourself a favour: book her!

Also, I finally got around to booking a session with a girl I've had my eyes on for some time: BERNA of Turkey (age unknown). This girl looks really hot; nice face and long, black hair, olive skin and great body with enhanced but good looking breasts. Her picture can be seen on the Artemis web site. She usually wears the tall black boots she is wearing in the picture and can thus be easily recognized.

In the room she immediately went through the price list and tried some up sell. When I didn't show much interest in this, she put up a rather unenthusiastic performance. It was good craftsmanship, to be sure, but I get the feeling she's going to show more enthusiasm the more money you throw at her. (I have seen her engage in several lewd acts in the public area, once even in the stripper's cage by the eating area, and she certainly isn't a timid girl.)

I doubt I will repeat and I wouldn't recommend unless you are willing to spend a bit of extra money on her.

I had read the recent reports posted by the venerable Angus Magee regarding this Myra-girl and his high recommendations for her. Naturally I was on the look out for this girl. During my visits I saw a girl a couple of times that, based on his description, I felt pretty sure was her. However, each time she was either occupied with a client or I was in R&R-mode and not that interested.

Sometime between 3 and 3.30 on Saturday night I was sitting in a sofa by the upstairs Kino, contemplating whether I should call it a night or book one final session before leaving. I didn't find any of the girls present at the moment more than mildly interesting.

Then, lo and behold, the girl who happened to be walking toward me was the girl I most of all wanted to see, but never expected to at this time, as I hadn't seen her for maybe 6-8 hours. It was, of course, the lauded MYRA. I breathed a sigh of relief as I smiled and waived at her and she came over to sit down with me. I got my confirmation when I asked her name and she answered Myra (although, like previous posters, I cannot for the life of me remember whether it was Myra or Myrna or something similar). I made up some story that we'd said hi to each other before at the place she usually works. This scored me some easy points as she was impressed when I "remembered" her nationality and her "real" name.

Anyway, I could sense right away as she sat down that this girl was something special and of course I ended up booking a session with her.

I can confirm that the approving reports on this girl are all true. She has a very natural flow to the way she goes about her business, and it's completely different from the mechanical approach many (most?) of these girls take. I doubt I would have taken an interest in Myra based solely on her looks, as they're not what I usually go for, so thanks to AM for his recommendations, to which I can now concur.

Myra will be staying for another week in Berlin, then she will go home to her native country for a little while. She'll probably be going back to her usual place of work after that, but as far as I could gather, there is a chance she'll be coming back to Berlin instead.

After I'd finished with Myra I decided to hang around until closing time. It's a nice time when you know you are done for the night, and you just stay watching the girls and having a drink. The girls are winding down themselves and you wont get hassled. It's a mellow atmosphere.

At around five minutes to 5 I caught a funny glimpse of everyday life at Artemis. The DJ suddenly put on some happy song (sounded almost like a children's song) and a small cheer went up from the girls. They all got up from their sofas and bar stools at once, and as the lights where turned on, started queuing for the exit.

There and then it was a funny thing to see and it reminded me a bit of the intro to The Simpsons, when the whistle a the nuclear plant blows and Homer immediately drops everything in his hands to head for home.

Cheers,
Ozzy

Angus Magee

02-03-10, 09:44

A good friend of mine visited Artemis in November, where he was paralyzed by the sight of a beauty named Margitz 29 years old from Ostrava in Chech republic. She was approxemately 165-170 cm tall, slim figure with short blond haircut. She used to sit by herself at the lateral end of the main bar towards the restaurant. She had perfect soft skin, beautiful C-cups, a piercing in her umbillicus and spoke english ok.

Anyone knows if she still works there? She use to work @ Artemis and Zürich. My friend is planning a holiday to Belin, and would be religious if he would be able to smell her perfume from her white, soft and delicious neck once again.

Hi,

Sorry I can not give you a definite yes or no but i will tell you what I can say.

I have been a very regular guest at Artemis for the past year & a bit. There is a girl who matches (more or less) your description and she does often sit where you mention.

She has very light skin, shortish hair (sort of page boy cut length but she does not have a page boy cut) and blond. I would put her age at late '20s and her most prominent feature is a rather lovely set of breasts that really do look natural and perky-no droop at all. And very pointy nipples.

But I have no idea of her name as I have never spoken with her. But I have seen her there almost every time I go and certainly she was there this past November.

She is one of those girls for whom I feel a glimmer of interest but never enough to do anything about it. And to be frank, she always strikes me as not very happy to be there. For me I get the feeling that a session could be okay with this girl, but not spectacular.

Sorry I can not be more help.

But tell your friend (if it is your friend and not you we are talking about...) that part of the fun of an FKK visit is discovering new talent.

Hotaiml

02-03-10, 17:46

Thank you Angus.

She may be the same girl I'm having on my mind, and agree; she has this limited amount of melancholic expression in her eyes, that was my first observation, because she managed to hit my heart before the usual stuff. It was a sadness of beauty and I must admit I broke the biggest rule in this businness; I'd let her slip through my ordinary emotional limits.

Since we're in Berlin, I will compare this with the situation in the city 65 years ago, you know you from time to time are moving in the danger zone, but you can never calculate and be sure of when the bullet hits you.

I will travel to Berlin in the end of this month, and to be honest with myself, it's best for me if she isn't there.

Yours sincerely

Norjan

02-04-10, 19:51

Norjan

02-04-10, 21:14

Norjan

You do need a visit to charm school when it comes to dealing with the girls - "You look like a Miss World contestant but gentleman (I) prefer blondes."

I prefer beeing honest.

You may need treatment for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) Could you evolve? Do not understand what you mean.

Did you cum on your own sandals?What in my report makes you think i did?

PS. Sara/Zara is cute girl with nice breasts. I have talked with her a few times and she seems to specialize in backdoor and DP ... any experience with her on the forum.I don't think that is the same girl, she did'nt seemed to be a backdoor or DP-girl.

Norjan

Norjan

02-04-10, 21:17

And I can assure you that when I finish in the rooms I always empty the condom on the floor around the base of the bed-probably just where you were standing sans sandals.I bet you do.

Norjan

Norjan

02-04-10, 21:31

When I make a post it takes a whole day/night before I can see it.

How come?

Norjan

Angus Magee

02-05-10, 07:58

When I make a post it takes a whole day/night before I can see it.

How come?

Norjan

As a regular/new member your posts are moderated and so take a number of hours to appear.

We await your final installment.

AM

Unter

02-07-10, 22:11

I went to Artemis tonight, and I must say I suffered quite a blow to my self esteem. One of the girls I was with seemed very averse to seeing my face. Initially when she was giving me a BBBJ, I was laying upright on the bed so I could look at her face. The whole reason I chose her was because I thought she was pretty so naturally I wanted to look at her. After she caught my eye, though, she put out a pillow and pushed me back so I would lie totally flat. At first I thought that maybe she did this so I could relax. However, when she caught me looking at her face again even though I was lying totally flat she proceeded to turn around so I could only see the back of her head. WTF? I know I'm ugly, but shit, is it really that bad? I mean, I'm only 23, and there are some pretty old dudes that occasionally come crawling in. Surely I must be less repulsive than they are. And it's so fucking dark in there that there's no way I can look that bad. I do have some mild acne scarring so perhaps it looks frightful in that lighting, but I doubt it. Anyway, and then, as if to remove any last doubt that might have existed in my mind that she really didn't want to see my face, the first position she chose was doggy. It was admittedly facing the mirror, but I'm pretty sure she didn't look anywhere but down the whole time. I finished in that position and left. All told 5-10 minutes. Then when I went to pay she stood far away from me and didn't come with me to the locker. I'm just curious, but could this aversion to looking at me be her desire for modesty or am I correct in assuming it is a reaction to my ugliness? If anyone has experienced anything similar (or if you haven't and therefore can help confirm that this isn't normal behavior for a girl at Artemis and thus is in response to my unique ugliness). I feel really bad so any help would be much appreciated.

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Kimino

02-08-10, 09:21

If anyone has experienced anything similar (or if you haven't and therefore can help confirm that this isn't normal behavior for a girl at Artemis and thus is in response to my unique ugliness). I feel really bad so any help would be much appreciated.Never experienced something like that, I'm such a nice guy!!!! Girls love my blue eyes. Yeah yeah...

Don't bang on your head for this, there might be so many reasons for the girls attitude.

- Maybe you remembered her of someone she had problems with.
- Maybe she was playing with you.
- Maybe she was in a complete negative day.
- Maybe a combination of the above.

Did this happen also with the other girls you went with?

Ciao

Angus Magee

02-08-10, 09:54

I feel really bad so any help would be much appreciated.

HI,

First I would say that you are indeed taking the whole thing just a wee bit personally. You are paying the girl to suck & fuck your dick, not find you attractive. These girls are also often quite young and have issues of their own. A far more likely explanation, than your own (self perceived) extreme ugliness, is that the girl does not feel good doing what she is doing for her own reasons. So maybe she does not want to look at who she is doing it to.

It also could be that you remind her of someone from her past who for what ever reason she did not like. Could be an uncle, a teacher, a priest, anyone really and you can never know. Maybe she herself was not even really aware of the resemblance as it could be only very slight.

Were she a girl who has been in the game for a while she might have refused your business or accepted you for a session and been able to put aside her feelings and still given you decent service. But as I say, a lot of the girls are young and just do the session for the cash.

One thing men generally do not really understand about women is that they really do tend to see the man's "energy" rather than his physical appearance. Not that they do not find some physical characteristics nice and some not so nice. But they are far more likely (and able) to put this aside and appreciate how the man acts. Is he confident, nervous, comfortable in his skin-these sorts of things. This (and sometimes money, but then having money ads to a man's confidence in himself or at least makes for a reasonable substitute) goes a long way in explaining why you sometimes see fairly attractive women in the company of men who are less that physically the ideal.

So I would also suggest that what she may have found unattractive was your own lack of confidence in your own looks. What can you do about this? Nothing really. Except do things and have experiences that will help you to see that you probably do have some attractive characteristics as well as some unattractive ones and learn to live with it. Very few of us are Brad Pitt good looking. Especially the older ones among us who frequent establishments such as Artemis.

Hope this helps. If it really destroys your self image to pay a woman for sex and not have her swoon for your looks, you might want to consider putting your energy into finding non P4P girls who do find you attractive.

Just a thought.

AM

Akibono

02-08-10, 16:30

I would add to AMs comment that a wise experienced monger would know how to handle the situation better. First, choose wisely. You get better sessions if you choose girls that find you "attractive." You should have found this out during the "interview." Second, take a bit of time getting to know her. You can get some girls out of their shyness shell if you treat them well. Go slow and be gentle. I let the girl take the lead and guide them.

Don't know which is worse. A girl that is honest with her feelings vs a pro that creates the illusion of interest. I find if you can get that honest girl to trust you, you can get a real GFE.

Bearsk

02-08-10, 17:21

Unter
You are so cute I'd pick you myself ... actually not. I suspect its not much to do with you except maybe you are nervous and uptight. Some of the girls are nervous about things - dick size, will the guy be rough, will he not pay. The recall phenomenon can be a big deal - many of the girls work in the context of family disapproval and that is hard. Maybe you look like her brother, who strongly disapproves of her working etc.

I always talk for a while unless of know the girl - several regulars are on the straight upstairs list - Kim, Viviana, Leki, Iris - we know what to expect from each other and of its busy, I don't want to miss out. Anybody else, I audition with a little chat mainly about them - this is the same chat I would have with a Non P4P girl - its rehearsal for you. You learn a lot this way - are they closed and evasive or open and friendly and will they look you in the eye. The eye contact along with kissing, BBBJ and DATY are all part of GFE. For me to go to the room, I need to know they will kiss and provide BBBJ. I just ask them - do you kiss? can I touch your hair? are you OK to blow me without condom?

Don't be so hard on yourself and remember there is the human factor that will not work in every Tango.

BSK

I went to Artemis tonight, and I must say I suffered quite a blow to my self esteem ...

Bearsk

02-08-10, 17:23

Maybe its lost or you exceeded the 30 min limit in composition.
? Jackson?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Norjan
When I make a post it takes a whole day/night before I can see it.

How come?

Norjan

As a regular/new member your posts are moderated and so take a number of hours to appear.

We await your final installment.

AM

Tsimes

02-08-10, 19:24

Kimino

02-08-10, 20:42

Hi all!

I SUBSCRIBED!

So I now have instant messages and a bunch of things.

But the question is.

Any new faces at Artemis since the past 2 months? Talking about girls, obviously..

I've been there something like 2 months ago and really hope theres' some new girls.

I'll be there next week, Tuesday and Wednesday.

Maybe this time I'll manage to meet someone from the forum.

Ciao!

Angus Magee

02-09-10, 09:34

Hey guys!

New to this site and sex travelling(except Thailand). Will be in Berlin this month and was just wondering how much you would spend in an hour session with some BBBJ, and maybe 3 or 4 intercourse positions. Girls are probably different prices but the average cost?

Just curious.

Thanks!

Hi,

I guess you need to read a bit more the forum, clarify what it is exactly you want and see where you are posting the question. This is the Artemis thread and is generally reserved for questions specifically about Artemis.

At Artemis the service you are after would cost 120 (2x the half hour room fee of 60 euros). This includes, or should, bbbj & sex but depends also upon how well you chose your companion and extras such as cim are...well...extra. And you also maybe have to factor in the entry fee to Artemis which is 80 euros. If you have not read this thread at all you will have no idea how it all works and it is explained ad nauseam in there.

If you are talking escorts or bordello girls, read the Berlin thread. If you still have questions feel free to ask there.

AM

Angus Magee

02-09-10, 09:46

I SUBSCRIBED!

Congrats-I am sure Jackson is happy.

There are always new girls at Artemis. They come, some stick around, some go. A never ending parade of flesh.

But seriously, if you have read the general info posting I made a week or so ago you will know I am on a bit of a time out due to lack of employment:-((.

So I can not be counted upon for weekly updates on new girls. But in my experience there are always new girls arriving to ply the trade and keep us horny old dogs, if not satisfied, at least in a lather.

But for names & specifics-you will have to rely on the German forums, or have a whip round & send me in as advance scout;-))

AM

PS-I am available for meet ups in my neighborhood (Schöneberg)for general chat & camraderie but for now meet ups at Artemis are not realistic for me.

Charlie 123

02-09-10, 18:28

I feel really bad so any help would be much appreciated.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.I guarantee you that your looks are not the issue here. These girls fuck so many blokes of all shapes and sizes all the time, and they have all 'learned' a long time ago not to take a punter's physical appearance into account before deciding to session with someone. As Angus has suggested in his response, women in general tend to get attracted to men on criteria other than visual - the 'vibe' that they give off and their personality.

Remember, despite whatever selection and interview process that you think you performed before selecting her, the likelihood is actually that SHE chose YOU. It's not as if she saw you for the first time when you got to the room - you had already passed the test before she agreed to go to the room with you.

I will offer you 2 alternative explanations:

1) She doesn't like what she's doing, and she often has similar issues with punters
2) Despite having found you acceptably attractive during the preliminaries, she subsequently decided that she didn't like you as a person or as a sex partner, and disliked sessioning with you.

Forget this stuff about your looks - it's all nonsense. Next time, spend more time with the girl before you go off to the room and establish as best as possible that there is decent chemistry between you. That way there is less chance that either of you will decide during the session that, 'actually, I don't like her/him nearly as much as I thought'.

Don't be disheartened - give it another go, and resolve to improve your selection technique next time. Don't be afraid to approach any of the guys in the club for help, advice or suggestions as to girls - everybody is very friendly and helpful, and it's quite in order to get counsel from 'senior mongers' in this way.

best........

charlie

Kimino

02-09-10, 20:36

But seriously, if you have read the general info posting I made a week or so ago you will know I am on a bit of a time out due to lack of employment.Yeah, this FKK stuff is heavy in the budget!.

I'm just happy I live so far away or I should find myself a 2nd, 3rd, 4th and nth job!

Still, when I'm there I do have a nice time.

I was looking around also at some alternatives in Berlin. Was curious to see the Van Kampen. I went in what I imagine being a similar place last year, allways in Berlin.

I'm not sure about the name, I recall Liberty but maybe I'm making confusion with a site I saw.

Was all good, met a girl, had fun, but what I really like in Artemis or similar is the fact of staying there and hanging around making up your mind on who's going to be the next girl. A big game!

Any other nice place you feel to suggest? I know it's titally personal but.

Ciao!

P.S. Looks like it's going to be freezing next week.

Angus Magee

02-10-10, 11:27

I was looking around also at some alternatives in Berlin. Was curious to see the Van Kampen. I went in what I imagine being a similar place last year, allways in Berlin.

As this is the Artemis thread I will be brief. VK I do not recommend. While they do have some nice girls, over all I (as an auslander) have been treated badly there. If you really see a girl you like there, go for it. But be prepared not to receive the Royal treatment. And this is not just me. Other non German speakers have had the same experience.

I'm not sure about the name, I recall Liberty but maybe I'm making confusion with a site I saw.

Liberty is a fine bordello. I highly recommend it if you want something with a little less time investment than Artemis.

See my Berlin bordello guide for more tips. And you can also pm me. While my bordello girl knowledge is a little rusty I could still offer some tips.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=975156&postcount=1936

AM

Unter

02-13-10, 03:27

Thanks for your responses. I definitely think I'm going to give it another go now. Anyway, I just have two questions.

Do I have to ask before touching the *****'s breasts or this something that she expects and in mish, can I lay like down on her so I don't have to support myself on my arms so much or do I have to ask before doing this too? Can I anyone give me a rough guide as to what stuff can be done without first having to ask in Artemis?

I would also really, really appreciate if someone could give me a complete detailed account of how they approach their sessions in terms of what positions they try, when and in what position they decide to pop, and other such details. I would like to maximize the fun I have, and if you have advice that would be great!

Bearsk

02-13-10, 08:08

Anyway, I just have two questions.

Do I have to ask before touching the *****'s breasts or this something that she expects and in mish, can I lay like down on her so I don't have to support myself on my arms so much or do I have to ask before doing this too? Can I anyone give me a rough guide as to what stuff can be done without first having to ask in Artemis?
This really depends on the girl. Some of them are very sensitive to everything (they are often young and inexperienced), some have issues with particular things (touching the head or hair in some asian cultures) and others you could directly to the A level situation and they would not bat an eye lid.

In terms of breast touching, you can ask if her breasts are sensitive, Yes ... so i need to be careful, either Yes or a laugh. Tell what you like for your breasts when i touch them. Can i kiss your nipples?

For the Missionary where you are on top, you need to balance you weight on your knees and elbows because most girls are smaller than you. As things get going, you may want close contact and hug her and kiss her neck.

As a general piece of advice, you are young so try and pick a girl who is a bit older and/or has confidence - go for the MILF and let her make the pace and teach you. Some of them like that. Mary, a blond Bulgarian, who is 29 might be one - interestingly she also likes having her brains fucked out so she covers some bases. Kim from Brazil is very assured, younger about 25 I think, might be a good option but she does not like it really rough. Lekki, the Thai girl, can take you through a massage and suck/fuck routine that you would like.

I would also really, really appreciate if someone could give me a complete detailed account of how they approach their sessions in terms of what positions they try, when and in what position they decide to pop, and other such details.

A lot of the plan occurs in the pre-game interview. Generally, I size the girl up physically to make sure she makes my list then chat for while to make she isn't going to be a starfish. I then make a mental list about what I would like - nice lips - BBBJ, nice rack, maybe tit fuck and general physical assessment - a tall, muscular gal is great to bend over and screw standing up, also great missionary style with the legs over her shoulders. I also decide on DATY before I go to the room - I don't know how is decide this. Different girls like different things - Vivian loves DATY and performing BJ, Iris likes DATY and deep slow fucking... it just depends.

I routine it varies but I like some DFK to start with a good general feel/caress especially the breasts and pussy but also the small of her back and belly. Usuallly I go for DATY at that point, some girls hide scars from Cesarian or Appendix and are a bit self conscious. I generally start by telling them i need to kiss the scar better and progress to slurping on their clit. BBBj slow and steady thanks, give them instructions, lick here, suck deep etc. For fucking, I like to start with the girl on top because I am a big guy with a reasonably big cock - large girth and they can control penetration and it does not hurt them. I then progress through some positions miss, doggy, on the side with clit play, cow girl etc. Finish varies on breasts, doggy or mish or BJ and HJ. but that is just me. BSK

Angus Magee

02-13-10, 10:29

i would say bearsk answers your questions very well. i just ad my perspective so you can get more than one.

do i have to ask before touching the *****'s breasts or this something that she expects and in mish, can i lay like down on her so i don't have to support myself on my arms so much or do i have to ask before doing this too? can i anyone give me a rough guide as to what stuff can be done without first having to ask in artemis?

in general it never hurts to ask. it shows that you have a degree of respect for the girl and that you are not assuming that just because she works in a bordello that you can do anything you want. that being said, asking too much can be a bit of a mood killer. sorry but in the long run you have to feel your way through this.

as a general rule, the closer you get to the sensitive bits the more you have to ask. but that asking does not always have to be verbal. breasts i would say that you can assume some degree of just going for it. but be gentle at least at first and try to gauge from her response (does she moan, press towards your hand/mouth?) how to proceed.

the pussy can be very sensitive and i often ask (not always, but often) if i can lick her there. as i say, it just shows respect. touching the pussy you really have to go slow. the girl in a bordello who allows (indeed likes) fingering is rare. i think this is often health related but also so many guys root around down there like they are looking for spare change behind the sofa cushion. it can't feel good for them.

and as bearsk mentions, touching the head can be a sticking point for many girls. i think sometimes it is cultural (as with asians) but is often just that the girl has had too many guys grasp her head and try to fuck her in the mouth roughly. also they might not want to have their hair messed too much as then they have to spend too much time fixing it later.

but once a girl knows that you are sensitive and will stop if she says stop, some girls do enjoy the feeling of the man taking charge so a bit of head holding can be okay. this will more often take place in later sessions you do with a girl, not the first one. but it very much depends on the girl and how you act with her. at first i would not try to direct her bj.

i would also really, really appreciate if someone could give me a complete detailed account of how they approach their sessions in terms of what positions they try, when and in what position they decide to pop, and other such details. i would like to maximize the fun i have, and if you have advice that would be great!

not an easy one for me this one. and to tell the truth i would say that anything i tell you has more to do with what i want in a session than what you may want.

so i will be very general.

what i want from a session is a little bit of illusory romance, good easy sex and some post session cuddling & kissing. so when i meet with a new girl(new to me that is) i try to take it slow and see if she is into a bit of talk and teasing in the bar before heading to the room. if she is all business and asks to go to the room in the first minute of our conversation, i will almost always end things then and there.

so i try for a bit of kissing & cuddling in the bar along with the getting to know you type conversation. i like to keep it light and almost always try to make the girl laugh a little bit. if i can do this i know that there is a pretty good chance of a decent session.

after a bit of this i will then suggest a room. if i am really interested in a girl, and the pre session interview is gong well, i try not to leave this too long, or at least make it clear to the girl that we will be heading for the room but maybe i do not want to rush things. this helps to ease any tension that may be there with the girl wondering if i am serious or just playing with her.

on a technical note, i try to make sure that i am always freshly showered before making any advances on a girl. that is, even sitting around for a couple of hours can make you less than fresh, or if i have taken a [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) and not immediately washed. so if i have the feeling that i need a quick shower i will tell the girl this and have her wait for a couple of minutes at the base of the stairs while i hit the shower. girls appreciate this thoughtfulness and do not mind waiting if it means you are clean.

once in the room it really depends on the girl how things proceed. as bearsk mentions, i would also recommend that you try to look for slightly older, more experienced providers who do not mind, and are good at, taking the initiative in sex. then you can just follow their lead.

i also recommend that you try to use your inexperience as a plus rather than seeing it as a disadvantage. that is, let the girl know that you are relatively new to all of this (maybe sex in general and specifically sex in an fkk) and ask her to teach you. this will take a whole lot of the pressure off, which is always a good thing, and include the girl in your process. this will then increase the intimacy you feel for the girl and probably the intimacy she feels for you. one of the nice thins about the fkk environment is that it is possible to get a higher degree of intimacy than in many p4p situations. not all guys are into this but then many are.

one more thing i have to say is that i have a certain amount of admiration & envy for you. admiration because you come on here and admit to all of us here that you have not much experience and ask for help. this i find(or maybe imagine) takes a wee dose of courage. and envy as when i started out in the p4p scene many, many years back, there was no such thing as the internet where one could come and anonymously ask these questions. i did the whole thing by trial & error, which does have its’ advantages, but it might have been nice to be able to ask a few questions.

a final suggestion-you might also consider a trip to one of berlin’s fine apartment bordellos if you really want to get the basics covered. artemis is a fine establishment but there is rather a lot going on there and i can imagine it quite a challenge to negotiate finding the right girl while at the same time being uncertain of such basics as “when can i touch her breasts?”

there are two very fine bordellos that actually offer a sort of “love school” for inexperienced gentlemen. the first one, kamilla dees, is a very well run bordello and i can recommend it first hand as one of the best.

the girls: http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/girls_e.htm
erotic lessons: http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexscool.htm

i am not sure if all the girls are available for this but if you look on their individual pages it says if they offer instruction. this lady, pia, is said to be an excellent companion who i imagine would be a good instructor.

http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/pia-e.htm

and there are others.

the second bordello, tiffany’s, i have no personal experience. but another member on the board with whom i have extensive correspondence, swears by the place and has had a number of excellent experiences there.

http://www.ritter11.de/wordpress/category/anfanger-newbies/

the link takes you to a page of articles directed at newbies. i am not sure how good your german is (you might well be german, it was not clear from your postings) but it might help. and if you look at the girls’s profiles many offer “anfängerservice” for beginners.

anyway, best of luck to you and please do keep us posted here of your experiences. oh-and one last thing, my own personal recommendation for you would be to try to find ella. if she is there she will be obvious. she is a slightly older (30's?) russian woman, blond "page boy" haircut, enhanced breasts, really bubbly butt and she usually wears a fishnet type body stocking. she is an excellent provider and i can only wish that she were the one to educate me in the ways of sexual pleasure. another i might also mention is nicoletta. she is bulgarian, 24 years, a robust girl, long dark hair and largish man mades, but had a good surgeon. she is a very open and sweet girl who i also think would be a good teacher.

am

edit: i see i didn't really answer you question on which positions etc. but seriously, this depends so much on you & your likes & dislikes it is hard for anything i say to have much bearing on you. all this aside, i myself tend to start off with the girl on top (some variation on cow girl) and then either move to missionary or doggy depending on the mood & how much time i have booked. myself, i always find it easier to cum in doggy. but if the girl is smaller & has the knack, reverse cowgirl can also really work for me. so you see, it depends.

and a gentleman always supports his weight on his hands & knees in mish.

Samplerr

02-13-10, 15:18

Oh-and one last thing, my own personal recommendation for you would be to try to find Ella. If she is there she will be obvious. She is a slightly older (30's?) Russian woman, blond "page boy" haircut, enhanced breasts, really bubbly butt and she usually wears a fishnet type body stocking. She is an excellent provider and I can only wish that she were the one to educate me in the ways of sexual pleasure.I'd second that recommendation. I haven't been with Ella since she left Oase, around 4 years ago, but a rematch with her will be one of my motivations for visiting Artemis later this year. BTW one other thing to assist with identifying her is that she has a tattoo on her lower back.

Myrmidon

02-13-10, 16:15

Just so we're all on the same page when it comes to positions, I thought I might include this link:

http://www.sexinfo101.com

Check the column on the left for the positions.

Angus Magee

02-13-10, 19:36

Just so we're all on the same page when it comes to positions

Cinema stroke, or perhaps the more aptly named Kino stroke.

http://www.sexinfo101.com/cinemastroke.shtml

AM

Kimino

02-13-10, 22:32

I'm probably saying this too often so please pardon me if I'm disturbing someone.

I will be at Artemis next week, tuesday and wednesday, It would be fun to meet someone from the forum so if someone is there and feels like it just drop me a message.

I'll try and remember the names and post a report when I'm back.

Ciao!

Angus Magee

02-14-10, 10:58

I'd second that recommendation. I haven't been with Ella since she left Oase, around 4 years ago, but a rematch with her will be one of my motivations for visiting Artemis later this year. BTW one other thing to assist with identifying her is that she has a tattoo on her lower back.

Ella four years back at Oase-now that is an image I find hard to lose. She must have been something-still is...

Ella is very easy to identify for some reason. Everyone I have given even a short description to has said that as soon as they saw her they thought, this must be Ella. She is also one of the easiest Artemis girls to contact as she, when she is working the floor, walks around very open & ready for business.

I find her to be one of those rare providers who is very much about business, yet also manages to make it personal. A session with her always feels good and like you are the most important man in her life while she is with you.

Kimino

02-14-10, 15:50

Ella four years back at Oase-now that is an image I find hard to lose. She must have been something-still is...

Ella is very easy to identify for some reason. Everyone I have given even a short description to has said that as soon as they saw her they thought, this must be Ella. She is also one of the easiest Artemis girls to contact as she, when she is working the floor, walks around very open & ready for business.

I find her to be one of those rare providers who is very much about business, yet also manages to make it personal. A session with her always feels good and like you are the most important man in her life while she is with you.I'm figuring out who she is but just can't remember. I googled for "page boy haircut", so I know what that means..

I recall of a Russian 30's girl with which I had a real good time a year or such ago at Artemis. She was blond and fitted the description only that I can rememember her staying allways still near the bar waiting for customers.

Last time I went to Artemis I thought I saw her again but she had brown (or similar) hair, so I wasn't very sure it was the same person.

Don't know if she is Ella or not but I'm very curious.

Any other details so that I can try and recognize her once I'm there?

Ciao

Tuxsmasher

02-14-10, 16:03

I find her to be one of those rare providers who is very much about business, yet also manages to make it personal. A session with her always feels good and like you are the most important man in her life while she is with you.I sessioned with an Ella, Russian blond about 30, she was wearing a fishnet, last March, is that the same Ella? In either case, you know if she's still there? She's a nice fuck.

Angus Magee

02-14-10, 16:54

I sessioned with an Ella, Russian blond about 30, she was wearing a fishnet, last March, is that the same Ella? In either case, you know if she's still there? She's a nice fuck.

She was there last time I was which was about 3 weeks back (late January). She works for some weeks and then takes time off as far as I know. But she is pretty regular, and well liked, at Artemis.

AM

Angus Magee

02-14-10, 17:06

Any other details so that I can try and recognize her once I'm there?

Ella from behind linked from the Artemis webpage.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de//admin/upload/1265281451_IMG_0158.JPG

And except for the haircut she looks a little like this woman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Marina_Orlova.JPG

Ella's face is also a bit rounder/less angular I would say.

But if the woman you are referring stays put at the bar it is not Ella who definitely likes to walk around & contact her customers.

You can not see the tattoo in the Artemis photo but it is one of those loopy things on the lower back.

Samplerr

02-14-10, 18:03

Ella from behind linked from the Artemis webpage.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de//admin/upload/1265281451_IMG_0158.JPG
Thanks for the link Angus, a very pleasant reminder. Now to start booking that trip to Berlin.

Kimino

02-14-10, 21:49

Ella from behind... Probably the best Ella we can have!

Ahahaha

Thx for the info Angus! Allways great!

Ciao

Myrmidon

02-14-10, 22:43

Ella from behind linked from the Artemis webpage.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de//admin/upload/1265281451_IMG_0158.JPG

And except for the haircut she looks a little like this woman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Marina_Orlova.JPG

Ella's face is also a bit rounder/less angular I would say.

But if the woman you are referring stays put at the bar it is not Ella who definitely likes to walk around & contact her customers.

Thanks for the photo...I may have to take a side trip to Berlin in the spring;)

Charlie 123

02-15-10, 19:56

Hi

I was at Artemis on Thursday 11th for a brief afternoon visit. I had a terrific session with a really drop-dead gorgeous blond from Turkey by the name of Milis (probably mis-spealt)

She is about 5'9, 24 year old, blonde with an angel face, slightly 'Asiatic' eyes and a killer body with a full and firm natural 'C' cup. She was sweet and friendly, if a tad shy at first, but she knows all the tricks and offers a full range of services (though I kept it simple with a 3 course menu of BBJ, DATY, fuck and then CIM finish)

Highly recommended.

Best.

Charlie

Traveller Uk

02-17-10, 19:32

My first post and my third visit to Artemis coming up on Friday. Thanks for the good work re reviews guys.

My own favourite girl so far has been Katerina - very busty Russian brunette who is a great provder and has a heart of gold.

I will report back after the weekend.

Bearsk

02-18-10, 08:11

Thanks for the post. I have talked to her but never gone upstairs. She has very nice tits.

Hi

I was at Artemis on Thursday 11th for a brief afternoon visit. I had a terrific session with a really drop-dead gorgeous blond from Turkey by the name of Milis (probably mis-spealt)

She is about 5'9, 24 year old, blonde with an angel face, slightly 'Asiatic' eyes and a killer body with a full and firm natural 'C' cup. She was sweet and friendly, if a tad shy at first, but she knows all the tricks and offers a full range of services (though I kept it simple with a 3 course menu of BBJ, DATY, fuck and then CIM finish)

Highly recommended.

Best.

Charlie

Charlie 123

02-18-10, 18:25

Thanks for the post. I have talked to her but never gone upstairs. She has very nice tits.She's got a great body all round. Walking up the stairs behind her, watching her arse as she climbed the steps, was almost worth the price of admission in itself. Next time, don't just talk to her, fuck her!

Good luck,

Charlie

Kimino

02-18-10, 23:09

Boy it was cold, but still very nice to walk around with the streets full of ice.

But I didn't fly 90 minutes to see the snow.

Spent 2 evenings at Artemis, last time I was there was about 2 months ago.

I saw quite a bunch of new faces, must say the lineup is a bit under average of the last times I went there, still I had a great time.

As soon as I entered I saw a very young girl, big breasts, german. Long light brown hair.

I had the feeling it was going to be a wrong session, I could read it in her face, but still I told myself: "So what, you think you are an expert or something?. "

Went to the room and after 5 minutes of "I don't do this, I don't do that" Trying to give me a covered BJ I decided to quit there, pay her anyways and just forget the bad start.

I know one should ask the girls everything before (if you don't know them) still I hate doing this and I only do it if my guts tell me I should.

This saved me some hours after that with another blond young german, very cute but cold as ice.

She told me "No kiss, no anal, no cim, why you wanted some of those? "

"Well actually I wanted the whole kit. " And there I saved myself.

I ended up in the room with ELLA, without even knowing it was her or remembering that I already sessioned with her some time ago. She told me.

I confirm she is great.

Went with a Serbian girl, tall, short hair, late 20's. She was sweet, had nice time.

I remember the name of Leena as very positive but can't remember the details, same for the other girls I went with.

As for the service and stuff, Artemis keeps being a very nice place to spend a lot of hours, IMO.

Was going to have a small accident on Wednesday night. At a certain time, lots of people came in from a local Messe. Found out it was Iranians. After a short while a couple of girls I talked to where mad at those guys for the way they where acting (being aggressive and rude with the girls, that's what they told me).

Some of them where smoking in areas where they shouldn't. I saw a young guy doing this and I pointed him telling him (very politely) that smoking was not aloud in that area.

The guy reacted rudely, provoking, and a friend of him started looking me badly.

The two guys where maybe 20 cm smaller than me and in general I love this kind of stuff even If I'm not a violent person, at all.

I just handle quite well the provoking stuff. Anyways I didn't even have the time to start barking and a big security guy jumped in from nowhere took the two guys and brought them away from the non smoking area.

The security guy appeared after a minute, very professional and smiling.

I was impressed.

Great management and staff I'd say.

Ciao

Amorousman40

02-18-10, 23:14

Trip report.

I visited Artemis twice this week. Once on Sunday and the second time on Tuesday evening. It was at least a year since I visited. I saw none of the girls I had been with previously in spite of the fact that several of their pics were on the website (Romy, Fana ect.). It also seemed to me more of the girls were wearing lingerie.

I got there on Sunday about 3'ish and it was very quiet. I went with 2 girls: the first was a Polish girl called with Ewelina with a lovely big but firm bubble butt aged 24. You can't miss her. Great session: BBBJ, doggie, ending in reversed cow girl. By about 7'ish it was getting busier. The second girl I went with was Romanian: nice figure, lovely bottom, with a lovely girl next door look on her. V. Sexy. Her name was Alexis or something like that. I met her in the downstairs kino and we moved to a side room. BBBJ, doggie (and is this girl lovely in doggie) ending in mish. Excellent session and highly recommended. After I had finished, she lit a cigarette and we had a nice chat. I'm not going to reveal the content but this was to happen to me again on Tuesday. Both sessions were 60 euros.

I had a look in the upstairs kino and there was a guy giving a stunning blond girl an especially vigorous session doggie style. I came back 30 mins later and he was giving another blonde stunner a session in the same position.

Tuesday:

I came back on Tuesday evening about 7. 30. There were more girls this evening but very pleasant. I went with Ewelina again. Then with an older MILF type called Ruby, Hungarian, 35, very attractive figure, a little haughty in demeanour but thawed out in the room

(http://www.Fkk-artemis. De//admin/upload/1265109683_IMG_0018.jpg)

BBBJ, doggie which I enjoyed and finished off in this position. Another excellent session: afterwards she lit up a cigarette and we had a chat. Again I won't reveal content but this seems to happen to me quiet often.

Now I normally can only do it twice of an evening (I'm 52), but on this occasion as it was my last night in Berlin I decided to have one more session. I decided to give it 2 hours and then to have another session. Went downstairs and rested by the pool, but even there you get approached by girls. Had a little snooze and at about 11 took half of the blue tablet. I resurfaced about 12. By then the place was heaving with punters. I had wanted to go with a real stunner, but the girls were being snapped up immediately. It was strange the way the hunted had become the hunters. I went into the upstairs kino and guys were lying there without being approached. You usually can't lie there for 10 seconds. As I walked out, there was girl who I had seen before and would rank as a stunner who walked in and a guy went up to her and said: sex and off they went upstairs. There was a girl I had seen before earlier in the evening – v. Sexy. She was lying on 1 of the sofas and I passed her; I gave her a look and she said "you're looking for me". She was right I was. Up we went up the stairs – a short wait and then in the room. This girl had a lovely figure, but she was hard as nails. She read me the menu: 60 ordinary, 50 if you come in the mouth and 100 for anal, and she said that you can have the lot. Now I had a massive hard on, but went on for the normal. BBBJ which was particularly vigorous. Then doggie – I gave a particularly vigorous session and was the girl sexy but I couldn't come. I've had this before with the blue pill which gives you a hard on from my experience but makes it more difficult to come. I guess I had been twice before. Anyway I decided to give it a day. My advice to punters would be to avoid Artemis from 11. 00 to 1. 00. I left about 1. 00 into the freezing cold, with snow lining the roads. Artemis is good, but rather expensive at 80 euro admission. Back in Blighty now and it seems a distanct dream. But what a dream. It just makes me angry that we are not allowed this at home with Ma Harman et al! It's paid sex in a safe, clean and nice environment. And it's obvious from hanging around that some of these girls must make extremely good money!

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Mercuccio

02-19-10, 01:02

Angus Magee

02-19-10, 09:13

I'm visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time next week. I've been reading the reports about the club, and had a question.

Do people use the bed, couch to have sex? Or BJ/CIM is the limit?

Looking forward to my visit.

It is certainly possible to have sex (full on sex) in the main bar but I do not see it often. Maybe twice in all the time I have been there. Honestly I think it is a matter of being tuned in to the action of the club. That is, on a busy night when lots is going on it is more possible to fuck in the main bar on a couch. Of course this also depends upon finding a girl who is willing. Not all of them would be as some are more shy than others. And I doubt that having a fuck downstairs in in the wellness area bar would be accepted.

IMO, the best bet for this anytime would be in the upstairs bar on the round beds, the ones that have curtains. I have seen sex taking place on these beds. Most often the curtains get drawn when the real action starts. But sometimes not and then it is public but with a minimum of decorum. And then no one seems to care.

AM

Bearsk

02-20-10, 02:52

Good advice!

She's got a great body all round. Walking up the stairs behind her, watching her arse as she climbed the steps, was almost worth the price of admission in itself. Next time, don't just talk to her, fuck her!

Good luck,

Charlie

Bearsk

02-20-10, 02:55

Sex on the curtained circular beds in the upstairs bar near the change room is common when rooms upstairs are full.
If you want to watch, the upstairs Kino can often provide on screen and live entertainment.

I'm visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time next week. I've been reading the reports about the club, and had a question.

Do people use the bed, couch to have sex? Or BJ/CIM is the limit?

Looking forward to my visit.

Buck Rogers

02-20-10, 19:51

Finally back to Berlin, I had some free time on Tuesday afternoon and so I went to Artemis after a very long time (one year and a half).

First off sadly there weren't my old favourite girls but that's to be expected after a long time and it was tuesday.
The thing I noticed is that the girls are on average much more aggressive now (in order to get a client) than then, above all regarding the swimming pool area. There was one girl then while I was resting near the swimming pool (eyes closed), she jumped with her ass on my dick and kept moving. It was a good surprise anyway.

Another girl after I said no 10 ten times while on the couch in the same area still was massaging my dick and licking my ears to try to convince me. My dick was convinced since it got hard but I resisted. She said a bad word at a low volume while she was walking away (but I overheard it).

When I wanted to have sex in Artemis I used to wait in the Kino downstairs. I was searching for a blue eyed blonde since I didn't have one in a long time and so I went there.

My first choice was bad even if using a bit my brain I could have guessed from her behaviour on the kino couch (but other parts of my body took over).
Her name as I understood is Pia, I say around 22, from Berlin, little tits, big butt, long blonde hair, blue eyes, she said she was from Berlin.
She was friendly but hey, usually the girls go for the blowjob (or ask) on the Kino couches. She didn’t. And guess what? In the room I discovered that it was covered. That completely turned me off and I was pissed off and so my dick didn’t respond and it didn’t get hard enough.
So I decided to pass to DATY but no, she didn’t allow that either! (her words: she didn’t like it)
Well I tried then to enjoy her body a bit but I got bored (since also the tits were little) and I was annoyed so after ten minutes I said stop.
60 eur waisted. She is very nice when talking but let’s say it is smoke and not facts (unless you can like covered blowjobs). Apart from the covered thing she wasn’t into it but it could depend from me too.

Back to the kino, after turning down some girls, a girl I recognized sat on the couch in front of mine. Sorry I don’t remember the name but she is german (near Stuttgard), I think late 20s or early 30s, blonde (a bit curly), blue eyes, good-sized boobs. Good enough English. I remember I had sex once with her about 2 years ago and I remembered an average service (better than the unknown) so when she asked if I needed company I said her to sit next to me. I told her that I recognized her (trying also to increase her disposition towards me and it seems it worked a bit).
She was proactive, she kissed me (not DFK but light and I didn’t try to explore), I really liked to touch and suck her tits and she started a very good blowjob. I noticed her effort to try to swallow my dick in her mouth till she could and I liked her way around my balls. When my dick almost reached its peak I told her to go to the room.
Overall it was more than average, mostly her blow job technique (not rushed and deep) and her effort and movements when we were fucking and she was on top of me.

Even if I was pressed for time and in fact I had only sex once I enjoyed my stay, for all the atmosphere in general that frankly I missed (mostly at least pretty girls walking around naked that want to fuck you, even if for money).

Sadly for business they send me now more to places like London or Madrid but I’d like to “work” again much more in Berlin.

Buck

Amorousman40

02-20-10, 21:18

Finally back to Berlin, I had some free time on Tuesday afternoon and so I went to Artemis after a very long time (one year and a half).

First off sadly there weren't my old favourite girls but that's to be expected after a long time and it was Tuesday.

The thing I noticed is that the girls are on average much more aggressive now (in order to get a client) than then, above all regarding the swimming pool area. There was one girl then while I was resting near the swimming pool (eyes closed), she jumped with her ass on my dick and kept moving. It was a good surprise anyway.

Another girl after I said no 10 ten times while on the couch in the same area still was massaging my dick and licking my ears to try to convince me. My dick was convinced since it got hard but I resisted. She said a bad word at a low volume while she was walking away (but I overheard it).

When I wanted to have sex in Artemis I used to wait in the Kino downstairs. I was searching for a blue eyed blonde since I didn't have one in a long time and so I went there.

My first choice was bad even if using a bit my brain I could have guessed from her behaviour on the kino couch (but other parts of my body took over).

Her name as I understood is Pia, I say around 22, from Berlin, little tits, big butt, long blonde hair, blue eyes, she said she was from Berlin.

She was friendly but hey, usually the girls go for the blowjob (or ask) on the Kino couches. She didn't. And guess what? In the room I discovered that it was covered. That completely turned me off and I was pissed off and so my dick didn't respond and it didn't get hard enough.

So I decided to pass to DATY but no, she didn't allow that either! (her words: she didn't like it)

Well I tried then to enjoy her body a bit but I got bored (since also the tits were little) and I was annoyed so after ten minutes I said stop.

60 eur waisted. She is very nice when talking but let's say it is smoke and not facts (unless you can like covered blowjobs). Apart from the covered thing she wasn't into it but it could depend from me too.

Back to the kino, after turning down some girls, a girl I recognized sat on the couch in front of mine. Sorry I don't remember the name but she is german (near Stuttgard), I think late 20s or early 30s, blonde (a bit curly), blue eyes, good-sized boobs. Good enough English. I remember I had sex once with her about 2 years ago and I remembered an average service (better than the unknown) so when she asked if I needed company I said her to sit next to me. I told her that I recognized her (trying also to increase her disposition towards me and it seems it worked a bit).

She was proactive, she kissed me (not DFK but light and I didn't try to explore), I really liked to touch and suck her tits and she started a very good blowjob. I noticed her effort to try to swallow my dick in her mouth till she could and I liked her way around my balls. When my dick almost reached its peak I told her to go to the room.

Overall it was more than average, mostly her blow job technique (not rushed and deep) and her effort and movements when we were fucking and she was on top of me.

Even if I was pressed for time and in fact I had only sex once I enjoyed my stay, for all the atmosphere in general that frankly I missed (mostly at least pretty girls walking around naked that want to fuck you, even if for money).

Sadly for business they send me now more to places like London or Madrid but I'd like to "work" again much more in Berlin.

BuckHi Buck,

I was there on Tuesday too. 7. 30 to 1. 00. See my report below. I was even resting by the poll so probably saw you! There seemed to be a lot of Turkish guys around! You're right about the aggressive girls. It's a real Fuckfactory, even more so than Goldentime but still preety amazing!

Bearsk

02-21-10, 09:05

Can anyone remind me if there is an additional fee for cum on body like breasts etc. at Artemis?

Angus Magee

02-21-10, 09:27

Can anyone remind me if there is an additional fee for cum on body like breasts etc. at Artemis?

This is one of those "it depends" services. Most girls will not charge extra for this. But some will try to. Personally I would not pay (esp. 50 euros!!) for cob.

Conchetta, the self proclaimed deep throat bj queen (and she is very, very good) finished me with a spectacular cob when I indicated to her that I did not want the cim she offered. No complaint from her, she is a trooper.

Best get it clear at the beginning if it is something you especially want to do. But IME cob is one of those services that for me the situation just has to call for it.

Sorry I can not be more definite.

Macca 74

02-21-10, 13:00

Can anyone remind me if there is an additional fee for cum on body like breasts etc. at Artemis?Ella, the blonde Russian bombshell, wanted an extra €20 for COB when I went with her last month, but as AM says, I think it is up to the lady in question.

Buck Rogers

02-21-10, 18:45

@Amorousman
I had read your report. I had to leave before 7.30 so we weren't there at the same time.

As for the additional cum on body I think it is as Angus Magee says.
I did it sometimes with 2 favourite girls when I was more often at Artemis but they were regular girls for me and my sessions with them were for 1 hour with 2 pops (120 EUR) and often one pop was CIM (other 50 EUR) so I can't say if it was for "free" or given my regularity with them was a kinda bonus.

Traveller Uk

02-22-10, 19:16

Late afternoon flight got to Tegel for 18.30, jumped in a taxi and 20 minutes and 20 Euros later was walking into Artemis. The adrenalin surges, credit card handed over, 80 Euros down and I get that sensual hit of the smell of sauna, smoke and pefume and the sight of naked young women and interesting decor.

I spent the first hour or so walking around, enjoying the sights and fending off the predatory ladies ("Your first time Baby, I show you good time"), keep moving, little eye contact with those you dont know; smiles and greetings to those that remember you.

I was immediatly drawn to a very busty blonde in her mid 30s. Clarissa by name, Hungarian by nationality and the owner of enormously enhanced breasts. We met in the downstairs kino and I enjoyed a nice BBBJ before retiring to a small room for some personal time with those breasts and some great service.

Time for a rest and some food, meatloaf (I think). The place was getting busier with many Italians, some Spaniards and a few Brits mixing with the locals. As more guys arrived the atmosphere started to get more fevered. I chatted to Tiziana and put a marker down to see her a little later. However, one of the persistant ladies, Katerina from Romanian, curvy with a lovely bum, was amusing me with her comments and managed to get my attention without irritating me. We retired to a room for some entertaining banter, BBBJ, sex and great amusement.

A group of Chinese guys had arrived and were moving about the place as a block, incapable of independent movement, they caused chaos whenever they went, clearly bemused and excited. They struck me as behaving like a school of Tuna, panicking whenever one of them got separated from the Group, the ladies circled like dolphins looking for the weak members to pick them off and eat them. Literally.

I was in the kino downstairs bantering with Pamela (blonde, busty, Polish), I was tired but Pamela was entertaining me. Clarissa came into the kino with a group of Italian guys, one of whom she began to service at the front of the kino, watched and egged on by the other three, who sat in a row like the three wise monkeys. Pamela and I both began to giggle at the Italians and she dragged me to a private room where Pamela revived me with deep KWT, a fine BBBJ and some great sex.

I then hung around enjoying the sites, blow jobs and sex happening in kinos and in the bar area as the private rooms were full. I was hoping to see Tiziana but she was always busy. At 03.00, I gave up and headed off to my Hotel (IBIS Messe) for some rest.

Saturday. I slept in and arrived at Artemis at 14.00. There is a more chilled out atmosphere at Artemis during the day which I enjoy. I chilled out in the downstairs Bar, read my book, had a swim and walked around. I fancied a massage and Thai Lekki (petit, plays the games by the staircase a lot) promised a great experience. It was an OK massage, the sexual service again was OK, but not brilliant. Living in London I am rather spoiled by the large number of beautiful Thai ladies that serve us well.

I chilled out some more and hung around the staircase watching the comings and goings and the place became busier.

Clarissa arrived at about 4pm and she and I retired to a room for a reprise of yesterdays pleasures. Even better this time as familiarity gave an opportunity for more intimacy.

The restaurant opened at 18.00 and was serving roast beef, which was very nice, so I ate my fill and headed to the downstairs Bar to sleep. I have noticed how that areas, previously sacrosanct has become subject to the cruising of the predatory ladies. I find that the best approach is a polite “No thank you”, if that doesn’t work then eye contact, a firm “No” and that normally does the job. If asked “Why baby?” I don’t give an answer, don’t get into a debate, if you are not interested at all, just say “No”. Usually that will dissuade them for the rest of your visit that day and subsequent days. If you may be interested later, say so. However, remember if the place is busy later on, you may not get your chance….

The strippers are normally uninspiring, why a topless strip, surrounded by naked ladies? However, the lovely oriental stripper that night got me in the mood and I picked up Vivienne (blonde, busty, Hungarian, a bit too enhanced for her figure and a bit too curvy). She promised the earth but didn’t really deliver. I was tired and Vivienne didn’t inspire me. On Saturday the atmosphere was less exciting than Friday, busy but less of an atmosphere. I gave up at midnight and headed back to the Hotel.

Sunday. Checked out of the IBIS and walked to Artemis (15 minutes), a taxi is no more than 5 Euros but I fancied a walk in the cold but sunny weather, snow crunching under foor. I arrived at Artemis at 12.30. It was quiet and was happy to sit in the downstairs bar and read, enjoying the coffee and swimming as the mood took me. After a few hours, Clarissa arrived and we had our third liaison of the weekend, she was relaxed and chatty and after enjoying intimacy we shot the breeze and chatted away. As the end of my stay was within view I decided that I wanted to meet a slim brunette that had caught my eye playing the games machines. I saw her teasing some Italian guys on the downstairs couches. Her name was Eleanor, a pretty Romanian, who showed me a fantastic time in Room 3 (my own favourite), teasing with her lovely breasts, BBBJ, light KWT and multiple positions.

I left at 17.20, got a taxi back to Tegel, stuffed my face with a Burgerking and sat on the plane back to London, looking forward to Easter and my next visit.

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Lorenzo

02-23-10, 00:20

Pamela revived me with deep KWT....
Great report. Just one question; what is KWT (not on abbreviation list)?

Angus Magee

02-23-10, 00:49

Great report. Just one question; what is KWT (not on abbreviation list)?

KWT=kissing with tongue? I'm guessing?

AM

Traveller Uk

02-23-10, 09:59

Thats it, KWT = Kissing with Tongue.

Sorry its a common acronym used on a UK site.

Alleng

02-23-10, 15:16

Hi everybody,

After some time of lurking (but forgive me, I'm always afraid of my poor english) I'd like to post some impressions about Artemis, thanking all the guys who introduced me to this Paradise (Angus first of all!)

During these last three years I've been there four or five times: my impressions are quite all positive, very nice place to spend a couple of hours, nice or very nice girls. Just a little bit expensive, after all, and only few negative feelings about the constant and continuos cruising by the girls when you are only trying to relax and look around searching for your right one.

My last experiences there were dated one week ago: two positive ones, withe two girls very very hot. One was named Laila, and she was Slovak: blond, little, withe fine real tits and very nice in attitude. After a talk in the kino upstairs we went to a room and there I was very pleased with a good BBBJ and regular fuck, and then I finished with a hot CIM. Very good!

The second one is Selma, she told me she was Greek by family but she is German: blond, quite tall, big soft breasts, and very very hot! In the kino she convinced me with a little dirty talk and handling my "brother". We went up and there she was very horny, partecipating a lot and making me do anything I really wanted: I licked her for a long time (and she showed she liked, or she pretended well.), her BBBJ was long and deep, I fucked her in many positions then I finished (as I liked most) with a CIM with her staring me horny in the eyes. Wow! One of my best experienced in payed sex.

That's all, for now. Sorry for my delay in posting and excuse me for my english (I'm Italian)

Alleng

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Bearsk

02-25-10, 13:02

Excellent post, good English.

That's all, for now. Sorry for my delay in posting and excuse me for my english (I'm Italian)
Alleng

Bearsk

02-25-10, 13:42

Split the day at Artemis, starting at around 130pm after flight in in the morning.

No lack of talent, with previous friends including Vivian, Lekkie and Iris.

After a swim, sauna and shower and coffee, I am approached by "Jane" from Hamburg. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, 174cm tall, 23 years old, slim but with 34 inch B-C breasts. She is studying marketing in Hamburg, has weeks away to pay the bills either at Artemis or FKK Globe in Zurich. When she comes to Artemis she lives in a works 17 hours per day. Jane is smart, knows how to flirt and extremely proficient. She is a Barbie Doll but with better tits and arse. I am not a blondes guy - I like em dark, brunette, black, asian. So I found myself thinking - is this just eye candy. Mr. B was showing interest even with the jet lag - so, I signed up for what i though might be an hour.

Upstairs to room 3 - big bed. Jane leaps into things wasting no time with a slurpy if somewhat up tempo BBBJ with lots of deep stuff - no lack of technique or enthusiasm here. We progress to sex starting her on top, this good but she does not want her legs up in the miss and is reluctant initially to do doggie. A little persuasion. We are going along nicely when she tells me she wants to finish me - revert to BBBJ/HJ et voila, cum everywhere (got some in her hair, which she noted to deal with in the bathroom later). In any case, we finished on the half hour. Paid the standard 60 euro, would definitely repeat, even though she does not kiss! (She has great lips). She worked the rest of the day and night, in constant motion. It was quiet, if this blonde can convert me, she can pull any one but was empty handed at the end of the night.

I recuperated with some food, coffee and water, sauna, swim, showers. Talked to Vivian for a while, did some work calls (would have rather done Vivian but I have phone work and she was popular). Strolled through the bar, which I avoid because of the smoke and shark pool attitude. Beat Naomi the Jamaican champagne girl off, several others including Antonia a blond spinner with a tight little arse from Bucharest.

I had seen Kathleen, a 27 year blonde girl from Potsdam on walking in but wanted to relax first. I then met Jane downstairs and was just headed out with her when Kathleen came down, maybe looking for me. In any case Kathleen had been on the fantasy list since the prior visit when i talked to her a couple of times but never got there. She is going out of the business in the Summer when she gets married. She is quiet pristinely beautiful if not dramatic. Her bum is almost perfect. Superb skin, pert smile, breast probably 32 Bs. She has a Chinese script tattoo down her spine and a tramp stamp. Single stud in top lip.

So I grab Kathleen and we go to room 2. Slow start from her with DFK, caressing and BBBJ with lots of tongue work, nice and slow. She agrees to DATY but is very sensitive and required me to follow instructions - which I did. She enjoyed but not to the point of Mrs. O. We then proceeding with sex several positions. She complains that I am wearing her out and time is close. She offers CIM tempting but not my deal, so she sucks my balls while HJ to finish. I ask her if that was an hour and she says no half an hour as you asked. I told her I would have gone an hour, the business women in her sees a lost opportunity - tell her we need to do an hour later in the week. She says OK.

Back at the downstairs bar, I am given lessons by one of the very nice bar ladies - Ein Uhr bitte. It saved me money but I rather have spent more time. Apparently the girls are getting few requests for one hour since the economy is tough.

I exit around 5pm to some work stuff. Leter post will follow.

Bearsk

02-25-10, 19:16

Check out of Artemis around 5.30pm. They took locker key and first name.
After some business and a snooze I returned around 10pm. The place was full of girls with relatively full guys. Ran into Ella blonde from St Peterburg, Soledad brunette with nice tatas from Madrid and Paris from Cologne, blonde tall. A newcomer was Pinky a Thai girl with nice face and large breasts - not sure if they are augments. In any case, Pinky was given the royal run around by 2 guys who made her wait by the downstairs while they showered. I started talking to her - she is from BKK and lives in Berlin. She trailed off with them.

I ate dinner, drank some fluid and rotated between pool and sauna. I glimpsed Vivian, we sat at the bar for a while then headed for an hour in Zimmer 2. Great session as usual - extended DATY and 69. Excellent but exhausting. Finished with her, she went home to bed around midnight.

I went back downstairs for more sauna and swimming a chat with the bar staff. Several approaches - Concheta offered her legendary super deep throat BJ and a girl from Stuttgart who was very pleasant tried the hard sell - nothing doing - too tired. I headed off around 2.30am, a big day. Jane, my first of the day, continued to cruise with limited luck - she had fucked all the men left in the club, I think.
Rest and biz tomorrow, return planned for Friday.

Charlie 123

02-25-10, 19:40

The second one is Selma, she told me she was Greek by family but she is German: blond, quite tall, big soft breasts, and very very hot! In the kino she convinced me with a little dirty talk and handling my "brother". We went up and there she was very horny, partecipating a lot and making me do anything I really wanted: I licked her for a long time (and she showed she liked, or she pretended well.), her BBBJ was long and deep, I fucked her in many positions then I finished (as I liked most) with a CIM with her staring me horny in the eyes. Wow! One of my best experienced in payed sex.This is the first time I've seen anyone post about Selma on this site. I've often wondered why she hasn't been mentioned before as she is very much a regular at Artemis and has been on the scene for some years.

I have had a succession of sessions with Selma. We have something of a rapport, and without going into detail that would break the bond of trust between us, I know her very well.

She is not German. Presumably you don't speak perfect German alleng, otherwise you would have noticed from her accent and vocabulary that she is not a native speaker. She doesn't speak a word of English either, nor Italian, so perhaps you found another way to communicate! She comes from Eastern Europe, but lives in West Germany. I know where she comes from and where she resides now, but as she chose to withhold that information herself, I don't feel that I should reveal it here.

In short, she is just great! Everything you say about her performance, I can endorse 100%. Reading your report actually made me quite jealous and proprietorial in a bizarre way! A strange thing to feel about a girl whom one knows to be fucking 50 guys a week, but, hey, it's a funny old hobby!

So, now the secret is out in the open on ISG about the fabulous Selma, I can honestly encourage all of you to take advantage of one of the greatest P4P experiences that Berlin has to offer. Just don't write about it anywhere where I might read it or you'll upset me!

Good luck.

Charlie

Charlie 123

02-25-10, 19:48

After a swim, sauna and shower and coffee, I am approached by "Jane" from Hamburg. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, 174cm tall, 23 years old, slim but with 34 inch B-C breasts. She is studying marketing in Hamburg, has weeks away to pay the bills either at Artemis or FKK Globe in Zurich. When she comes to Artemis she lives in a works 17 hours per day. Jane is smart, knows how to flirt and extremely proficient. She is a Barbie Doll but with better tits and arse. I am not a blondes guy - I like em dark, brunette, black, asian. So I found myself thinking - is this just eye candy. Mr. B was showing interest even with the jet lag - so, I signed up for what i though might be an hour.

Upstairs to room 3 - big bed. Jane leaps into things wasting no time with a slurpy if somewhat up tempo BBBJ with lots of deep stuff - no lack of technique or enthusiasm here. We progress to sex starting her on top, this good but she does not want her legs up in the miss and is reluctant initially to do doggie. A little persuasion. We are going along nicely when she tells me she wants to finish me - revert to BBBJ/HJ et voila, cum everywhere (got some in her hair, which she noted to deal with in the bathroom later). In any case, we finished on the half hour. Paid the standard 60 euro, would definitely repeat, even though she does not kiss! (She has great lips). She worked the rest of the day and night, in constant motion. It was quiet, if this blonde can convert me, she can pull any one but was empty handed at the end of the night.Interesting report, thanks. I've been approached numerous times by this girl and I always sent her (politely) packing as I figured her to be an optifick only. She's definitely a looker. A model figure with a beautiful face. Now that I have your word that she's a performer too, I'll certainly give her a spin next time. (Assuming that I can get her attention between sessions that is. She is, as you say, extremely busy with other punters. Perhaps that should've been a clue?.)

Cheers,

Charlie

Charlie 123

02-25-10, 19:54

Beat Naomi the Jamaican champagne girl off.Seconded.

She is definitely one to avoid. She drove me mad one night last week, 4 times approaching me as if we had never spoken before and each time I had to remind her that we had already spoken. She is also a liar. She told me that she had only been there a week, whereas I clearly remembered her from my previous visit a month earlier.

This one is bound to be a waste of time and money, and is close to top of my list of SWs never to session with

Charlie

Lorenzo

02-25-10, 20:42

Back at the downstairs bar, I am given lessons by one of the very nice bar ladies - Ein Uhr bitte. It saved me money but I rather have spent more time. Apparently the girls are getting few requests for one hour since the economy is tough.

Great report. But I'm not clear what you mean when you say "I am given lessons" by the bartender and that it saved you money. Do you mean she had sex with you for free? If so, where did you do it? Did she leave her post to go up to one of the rooms? Please clarify.

Bearsk

02-26-10, 02:43

Lorenzo, I should have been clearer - my first 2 sessions I had requested an hour - I am as they say in the Deep American South - "a slow man cumming". I ended up with 30 minutes.
"Ein Uhr bitte" = "One hour please" to make it clear to the Madchen. This saved me Euro60 each time but I would have willingly spent the time and the money esp with Kathleen.

The bar staff etc at Artemis are very nice and I chat with them when they are not busy. Some are cute but I assume they have opted not to work in the game. The other thing is that the staff are coordinated very tightly - communicate via sort of walkie-talkie mobile phones so unless you did it on break, it is probably not happening.

Great report. But I'm not clear what you mean when you say "I am given lessons" by the bartender and that it saved you money. Do you mean she had sex with you for free? If so, where did you do it? Did she leave her post to go up to one of the rooms? Please clarify.

Bearsk

02-26-10, 03:05

I would say she is worth a try.

But in full disclosure, I need to point out that I recommended a Hungarian Optiflick named Anita/Alina several weeks ago only to have Angus M remark on the poor quality of her BJ.

I was reading a magazine and having coffee when she approached so it made her sit and talk. I then got to know her a little. I actually like her but she has a mission - earn enough to support herself through her studies. I was happy to provide some student aid!
There were some down sides: no kissing, she has tender nipples so playing with those fantastic breasts is a little limited and in terms of fucking - very tight pussy and does not like a pounding and bit reluctant in some positions - doggie, does not like legs over shoulder or spoon position.
Because it was first time with her, I did not explore DATY or CIM issues and I am not into A levels.

I would take her again just for the BJ and I would really to land some juice on her breasts or face .... but then again its just me .. And i am going there tomorrow! I will report further if its helpful.

Interesting report, thanks. I've been approached numerous times by this girl and I always sent her (politely) packing as I figured her to be an optifick only. She's definitely a looker. A model figure with a beautiful face. Now that I have your word that she's a performer too, I'll certainly give her a spin next time. (Assuming that I can get her attention between sessions that is. She is, as you say, extremely busy with other punters. Perhaps that should've been a clue?.)

Cheers,

Charlie

Bearsk

02-26-10, 03:09

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearsk
Beat Naomi the Jamaican champagne girl off.

Seconded.
She is definitely one to avoid. She drove me mad one night last week, 4 times approaching me as if we had never spoken before and each time I had to remind her that we had already spoken. She is also a liar. She told me that she had only been there a week, whereas I clearly remembered her from my previous visit a month earlier.

This one is bound to be a waste of time and money, and is close to top of my list of SWs never to session with
Charlie
She cant remember you!
I have the other problem, she can't forget me!!!
Not sure which is worse.

Masayama

02-26-10, 07:27

"Ein Uhr bitte" = "One hour please"
"Ein Uhr bitte" = "A watch, please" or "A clock, please".
"One hour please" = "Eine Stunde, bitte".

Toscana

02-26-10, 09:19

"Ein Uhr bitte" = "A watch, please" or "A clock, please".
"One hour please" = "Eine Stunde, bitte".It's funny how things can get misinterpreted. I read Bearsk's conversation with the bar girl completely differently again. To be completely pedantic: "eine Uhr, bitte" means a clock (or watch), please. "ein Uhr, bitte", which is what he said she said, I would interpet as an invitation to meet up at one o'clock (for a shag?). If she was foreign, she got it wrong. If she was German, she was probably pissing herself. LOL.

Masayama

02-26-10, 09:41

"ein Uhr, bitte", which is what he said she said, I would interpet as an invitation to meet up at one o'clock (for a shag?).
With my limited knowledge of German, I think that this interpretation should be written "Eins Uhr, bitte". I believe "Ein Uhr, bitte" would be gramatically wrong regardless of interpretation. Eins = one, ein/eine/einer/einen/einem/eines = a/an. Any Germans here?

Traveller Uk

02-26-10, 09:59

Just a few random thoughts.

Naomi is NOT Jamaican. I live in London and am surrounded by West Indians, wherever Naomi comes from it isnt Jamaica or the Caribbean, she just doesnt have the accent. More likely to be African, which some guys find off-putting because of HIV concerns. Wherever she comes from she can be a pain. I was lying on a couch in the wellness area, my nose in a book and she still tried to force herself on me.

Anybody else been bitten by a mosquito (or similar) in Artemis? I spotted one last weekend and have an insect bite on my foot, its itching like a mossie bite.

Jane - lovely girl, good company and beautiful. She picked me up on a Sunday afternoon (last year) when I was swimming, it was fun but quite vanilla. I was happy enough to lie back and enjoy, but if I am in a more active mood I go elsewhere.

Next time I am going to try and do an overnight. Get the first plane out of London, stay at Artemis until 5am and then get the first plane out of Berlin.

Amorousman40

02-26-10, 11:09

Charlie 123

02-26-10, 16:03

With my limited knowledge of German, I think that this interpretation should be written "Eins Uhr, bitte". I believe "Ein Uhr, bitte" would be gramatically wrong regardless of interpretation. Eins = one, ein/eine/einer/einen/einem/eines = a/an. Any Germans here?I am far from fluent, but I reckon my German is good enough to adjudicate on this one.

''Ein Uhr, bitte'' = ''One hour please''

''At one o'clock, please'' = ''Um eins, bitte'', or more likely (as they use the 24 hr clock in Germany), ''Um dreizehn Uhr, bitte''

Cheers

Charlie (unofficial translator to the worldwide mongering community)

Old German

02-26-10, 16:32

Here a short lesson in German:

"Ein Uhr, bitte" isn't right in German.

""Ein Uhr" means one o' clock. And "ein Uhr" is grammatically right, not "eins Uhr".
The girl has surely told to Bearsk: "eine Stunde, bitte". This means to take a girl for one hour.

Bearsk

02-27-10, 01:32

I stand corrected by all and sundry, including the lady at the bar and Miss Kathleen today at Artemis ...
now you can understand why I am causing trouble ...
they thought I wanted sex til 1am - somewhat ambitious!

Here a short lesson in German:

"Ein Uhr, bitte" isn't right in German.

""Ein Uhr" means one o' clock. And "ein Uhr" is grammatically right, not "eins Uhr".
The girl has surely told to Bearsk: "eine Stunde, bitte". This means to take a girl for one hour.

Bearsk

02-27-10, 01:57

Returned today - 12 hours at club.

Lots of girls, limited players this morning, still oversupplied in the evening.
I sessioned with Vivian. Sorry its sounds habitual but I don't care. Nicely orgasmic x 2 or well faked - either way, I liked it. Long recovery after this one.

Picked up Maribel from Nigeria. I had seen her before on prior visit. Pretty face, nice lips and teeth, svelte for black girls with B sized breasts, beautiful tight arse. Reasonable session but not outstanding, likes a good solid banging. Along with providing suitable encouragement, she offered A levels, which she says she enjoys (Not my deal).

In mid evening recovery phase in the downstairs bar, Mary of Bulgaria (blonde, 165cm tall, 36C breasts, nice body) finds me, berates me for not finding her. Very enjoyable 1 hour session. Some may find her pushy, as I did the first time but I just go with the flow and enjoy it. Extended BBBJ, DATY, to athletic stuff with a real pounding in the miss and dog style - at her request - what is a guy to do?

Walked back to hotel down Ku, Damm round midnight. Home tomorrow morning.

Other observations:
they did not know of the FKK Palace raid yesterday
Couple of cute Romanians - Antonio - petite, dyed blonde hair - and petite friend brunette with poney tail - killer little body - had the Romanian wagons circled in the upstairs bar so difficult to approach for most of the evening.
Ekaterina from Vladivostok, Russia, classically proportioned blonde, extremely nice.
Enjoy friends, my next visit could be a long time coming.
Keep up the great work on the board.

Vostro000

02-28-10, 01:53

Hi guys,

I hope you can help me. Any decent hotels near FKK Artemis.

Angus Magee

02-28-10, 09:03

Hi guys,

I hope you can help me. Any decent hotels near FKK Artemis.

Never stayed here myself (I live in Berlin) but this hotel is said to be good. It is within easy walking distance to Artemis-5-10 minutes.

http://www.kronprinz-hotel.de/index_e.php?info=true&php_flag=1&bottom=1

AM

Bearsk

02-28-10, 10:43

Kronprinz gets a bad wrap on tripadvisor.
Ku'Damm101 is better.
Agon Olivear Platz and Citadines are a 2k walk.

Hi guys,

I hope you can help me. Any decent hotels near FKK Artemis.

Bearsk

02-28-10, 10:44

The Auto service place in the front of Artemis has been vacated in mid January. The word is that Artemis will expand parking and build out a new pool.
Any other intel on this?

Angus Magee

02-28-10, 11:17

The Auto service place in the front of Artemis has been vacated in mid January. The word is that Artemis will expand parking and build out a new pool.
Any other intel on this?

Nothing more than what you seem to already know. I have also heard that Artemis will be building a pool and better outdoor facilities though I did not know it would be so soon as this, if indeed they are starting to build.

There is also a posting some pages back that says they are planning on expanding the upstairs room facilities to include more VIP rooms, whatever that means. Perhaps they are wanting to attract a more monied cliental?

But all this is nothing more than rumor-stuff that I have heard talked about. I have tried to subscribe to the Artemis newsletter (through the web site) but the confirmation link I was sent did not work and I have never received any newsletter. As I have always thought, Artemis could put a little more effort into their web page. But I guess they are doing okay with out it.

AM

Blue Swede

02-28-10, 22:36

Never stayed here myself (I live in Berlin) but this hotel is said to be good. It is within easy walking distance to Artemis-5-10 minutes.

http://www.kronprinz-hotel.de/index_e.php?info=true&php_flag=1&bottom=1

AM
I have lived there and if you can get a discounted price (trough booking.com) it is a perfect hotel if you prefer to live near Artemis. Else, any hotel along the S-bahn to Westkreutz will do fine.

Blue

Traveller Uk

03-01-10, 00:34

The Ibis Hotel Messe is a 10 minute walk or a 6 Euro taxi away. It is a standard Ibis and so is clean, a little basic, but fine for a short stay.

Charlie 123

03-01-10, 13:40

The Auto service place in the front of Artemis has been vacated in mid January. The word is that Artemis will expand parking and build out a new pool.
Any other intel on this?I have heard conflicting reports. Initially it was suggested that they intended to go up-market and create a VIP-style section, with girls in evening dresses and superior facilities for the punters.

Last month one of the girls suggested that they were going to build a Laufhaus (walk-up brothel) and go for volume trade.

Who knows?

Charlie

Saint Q

03-01-10, 17:02

Angus Magee

03-02-10, 09:55

Someone heard of Hotel und Rasthof AVUS?

http://www.booking.com/hotel/de/motel-und-rasthaus-avus.html?sid=5600a98933d3f32662cf9e1a42646987&lang=en&selected_currency=hotel_currency

At google maps it appears just infront of artemis

Hi,

Can not say anything about the quality of this hotel but it does appear to be almost within spitting distance of Artemis. If you switch on the map to Satellite view and zoom just a bit, Artemis is the white roofed building just to the right and down a bit from the hotel.

But worth noting is that there is an autobahn in between Artemis & the hotel. So walking to Artemis from this hotel may just be a bit longer than it appears as you can not simply cross the autobahn on foot. Well, you could try I suppose.

I am not sure if there would be foot bridges but you may well have to go all the way around to get to Artemis. Not a long walk but also not just a foot step.

AM

Joe Bond

03-02-10, 13:45

Alleng

03-02-10, 15:42

This is the first time I've seen anyone post about Selma on this site. I've often wondered why she hasn't been mentioned before as she is very much a regular at Artemis and has been on the scene for some years.

I have had a succession of sessions with Selma. We have something of a rapport, and without going into detail that would break the bond of trust between us, I know her very well.

She is not German. Presumably you don't speak perfect German alleng, otherwise you would have noticed from her accent and vocabulary that she is not a native speaker. She doesn't speak a word of English either, nor Italian, so perhaps you found another way to communicate! She comes from Eastern Europe, but lives in West Germany. I know where she comes from and where she resides now, but as she chose to withhold that information herself, I don't feel that I should reveal it here.

In short, she is just great! Everything you say about her performance, I can endorse 100%. Reading your report actually made me quite jealous and proprietorial in a bizarre way! A strange thing to feel about a girl whom one knows to be fucking 50 guys a week, but, hey, it's a funny old hobby!

So, now the secret is out in the open on ISG about the fabulous Selma, I can honestly encourage all of you to take advantage of one of the greatest P4P experiences that Berlin has to offer. Just don't write about it anywhere where I might read it or you'll upset me!

Good luck.

CharlieDon't be jealous, but I'm glad you agree with me. So, if you see Selma, next time (only if you're not so jealous), tell her I spoke to you about her, tell her I'm the Italian guy who showed her his I.D. to prove his real age. She will understand, I hope. Send her a kiss from me.

Alleng

Alleng

03-02-10, 15:44

Anybody else been bitten by a mosquito (or similar) in Artemis? I spotted one last weekend and have an insect bite on my foot, its itching like a mossie bite.Yes! Me! Just the same, a little bit on my right foot. I think that someone, with a fluent German, should advice the Administration about that!

Travelman10

03-03-10, 23:51

Hello

I'm planing my first visit to Artemis. Looks like Im hinna be there Friday March 26. Ive been reading throuh the posts and I think I have the most basic facts down, how to get there, prices and so on.

Is there any other hints and tips you wanna sens along for my first visit? Should I tell the girls its my first time there? Best time to get to the club? Im thinking Ill be there around 7 pm or so.

If anyone from the forum will be there at the same time let me know.

Thank you!

Angus Magee

03-04-10, 09:30

Is there any other hints and tips you wanna sens along for my first visit? Should I tell the girls its my first time there? Best time to get to the club? Im thinking Ill be there around 7 pm or so.

Hi,

I would say that it does not matter so much if you tell the girls that it is your first visit. It is one of the things they ask and trying to hide the fact can make you look more of a noob than just admitting it. Perhaps best is to indicate that it is your first time at Artemis but not at an FKK. And more important might be to hint that you have future business in Berlin and may well be a repeat client.

And 7 p.m. is a pretty good time to arrive. I would actually recommend a bit earlier (5 p.m.) but this is just that I myself like to relax a little before jumping into the action.

Have fun.

AM

Am So Good

03-04-10, 17:19

I'm going next week Just curious, though: is it possible to have just a BJ in the cinema or wherever, and not go to a room afterwards, or is half hour the minimum they're interested in? If possible, what is the standard charge for such?

Thanks!

Australiasucks

03-04-10, 17:22

Is this club worth a visit, I will be in Germany this June, mostly in the NRW area and maybe a bit in Frankfurt. Wondering if Artemis will be worth it, it is very out of the way.

Angus Magee

03-04-10, 17:48

Is this club worth a visit, I will be in Germany this June, mostly in the NRW area and maybe a bit in Frankfurt. Wondering if Artemis will be worth it, it is very out of the way.

Artemis is certainly worth a visit if you are in Berlin. To come all the way from NRW or Frankfurt just to visit....?

Let's face it, a club is a club. They all have a selection of ladies and various facilities. What Artemis has is a nice set up as a club and it is one of the cleanest clubs I have visited. They pay a lot of attention to detail there.

AM

Australiasucks

03-04-10, 19:37

Nukrimo

03-04-10, 19:59

I am planning to be in Germany for a month, I usually focus on NRW clubs because of more genuine GFE and a less business like environment. Anyone who has been to the smaller NRW clubs and the large ones in Frankfurt know what I am talking about. Is Artemis more like a Frankfurt club, with pushy girls and more business like environment?Yes, it's definitely not your cozy neighborhood FKK. But that said, a good time can be had there just as well as those smaller clubs, if one fends off the pushy horde and take the time to select carefully.

Of course, the latter requires a bit of self-control, and that's not always easy. :)

Masayama

03-04-10, 20:07

Is Artemis more like a Frankfurt club, with pushy girls and more business like environment?
Yes, Artemis is more like the big Frankfurt clubs. But I've also had some very good experiences there, like Iris from Romania.

If you're staying in Germany for a whole month, I think Berlin deserves a visit anyway, just for seeing the city. Then you can consider Artemis a bonus.

Australiasucks

03-04-10, 20:45

Could anyone recommend any good nude non sex saunas in Berlin and the NRW. I got the name of one place, I would like to see more. The two I visited were very disappointing.

Angus Magee

03-04-10, 21:13

Could anyone recommend any good nude non sex saunas in Berlin and the NRW. I got the name of one place, I would like to see more. The two I visited were very disappointing.

This place is very nice.

http://www.liquidrom-berlin.de/

Not sure about the nudity though.

AM

Edit-I checked with a friend who visits Liquidrom frequently. She told me that it is for the most part nude. That is the sauna is nude and there are areas where you can lie down on loungers nude. But she also said that not everybody there choses to be nude so in reality it is a mix. You also have to be clothed (a robe or towel I assume) in the bar area, for health reasons, and to wear a swim suit in the pool.

Vostro000

03-04-10, 22:00

Try Bellami. Search it on google. Someone from germany told me about this. Its more expensive than Artemis but the quality of ladies is better.

Nukrimo

03-05-10, 06:52

Angus Magee

03-06-10, 09:35

Try Bellami. Search it on google. Someone from germany told me about this. Its more expensive than Artemis but the quality of ladies is better.Perhaps you mean Bel Ami? I am not sure what is going on with this place. It used to be out near the Olympic Stadium but recently the webpage changed and gives the address in Wilmersdorf/Charlottenburg.

http://belami-berlin.de/

The webpage is, except for contact info, useless.

There has been a report on Bel Ami in the Berlin thread but it was not good. And if your German is good there is a wikipedia entry about the place.

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel_Ami_(Berlin)

AM

Ortos

03-06-10, 10:12

Perhaps you mean Bel Ami? I am not sure what is going on with this place. It used to be out near the Olympic Stadium but recently the webpage changed and gives the address in Wilmersdorf/Charlottenburg.

http://belami-berlin.de/

The webpage is, except for contact info, useless.

There has been a report on Bel Ami in the Berlin thread but it was not good. And if your German is good there is a wikipedia entry about the place.

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel_Ami_(Berlin)

AMI visited Bel Ami near the Olympic Stadium about 10 --no, maybe 12 years ago. I think I actually walked there from the Messe area. The place was very expensive relative to the prices back then and purpoted to be a high class club with top class girls. However, what I remember seeing there in terms of line-up would not be impressive today compared to what you find in normal top FKK clubs; AND there was this champagne thing. Not quite a scam, but you could get nowhere with a girl if you did not invest in at least a bottle, so I left ungepoppt and, quite frankly, uniterested to ever go back...

O

Angus Magee

03-06-10, 10:29

I visited Bel Ami near the Olympic Stadium about 10 --no, maybe 12 years ago. I think I actually walked there from the Messe area. The place was very expensive relative to the prices back then and purpoted to be a high class club with top class girls. However, what I remember seeing there in terms of line-up would not be impressive today compared to what you find in normal top FKK clubs; AND there was this champagne thing. Not quite a scam, but you could get nowhere with a girl if you did not invest in at least a bottle, so I left ungepoppt and, quite frankly, uniterested to ever go back...

OThat sounds pretty much as I remember the report in the Berlin thread. It is a "highclass" establishment but unless you show a willingness to drop ridiculous amounts of cash on the champagne, they treat you like shit. I guess it works for them as they have been around for sometime but I truly believe that you can get better for much less.

And if I remember correctly this is the place where Ben Affleck was photographed exiting, thus ending his engagement with J Lo. Not sure if it is true.

Can you remember paying an entrance fee? or is it more like a club/bordello where the girls & establishment make their money on booze & extras?

Another aspect of this club-one of my past favorites at Artemis told me that she had looked into working there as the girls do apparently make some serious coin. However, the girls are also expected to comply to the guests, apparently frequent, requests for bareback sex. It seems that the monied class does not like to practice safe sex. It was a deal killer for this girl.

Ortos

03-06-10, 11:33

Can you remember paying an entrance fee? or is it more like a club/bordello where the girls & establishment make their money on booze & extras?

Another aspect of this club-one of my past favorites at Artemis told me that she had looked into working there as the girls do apparently make some serious coin. However, the girls are also expected to comply to the guests, apparently frequent, requests for bareback sex. It seems that the monied class does not like to practice safe sex. It was a deal killer for this girl.I don't remember paying any Eintritt fee at all. You were greeted by a well dressed man at the door and then led into a bar area that was outfitted more like some kind of high-class living room, with plush chairs and couches staggered at different angles, etc. You payed for what you drink and, of course, what you buy the girl to drink. You could buy a girl a piccolo or something similar, but if you wanted to get beyond the chit-chat stage, you had to invest in their over-priced full bottles. The girls were dressed in evening gowns, etc., not bikinis or dessous costumes.

That is interesting about the bb thing. I cant really comment, since I only stayed a little while and just chatted superficially with a couple of girls. I left once it was clear that champagne was the key to the room!

O

Severin Carl

03-07-10, 12:58

I used to go to this place, some years ago, and although it was really expensive I liked it : Nice and cultivated ladys, polite crew, good service. But then, I dont know why, things changed. And Bel Ami became too expensive even for me. I also remember a girl I knew because she worked in La Folie before and what she said about the management didnt sound good. I came back once more in 2008 with some friends and when I refused to buy a bottle of champagne just to talk to a lady, I realized very soon that politness of the crew had suffered a lot. When I want to spend so many Euros I know better places.

SC

Bearsk

03-07-10, 21:07

But I've also had some very good experiences there, like Iris from Romania.

Iris = excellent woman. Drinks a lot of Red Bull. Very enjoyable time with her. I missed her the last time through. She will generally only approach once. Small breasts, excellent nipples, great FS, no rush. She is very funny - asked me what I thought I was going to do with my thing - when I told her, she said that might have to be extra for some girls - a minute later she was providing lots of encouragement in a cow-girl effort I can't forget.

Angus Magee

03-08-10, 16:46

Iris = excellent woman.

I concur. Iris was my second ever session at Artemis. My first good one as my cherry session was a bit of a disappointment. She disappeared for a long while but the last few times I was there I saw her.

Iris is also one of the rare Artemis girls who gave me an intro bj in the main bar before heading to the upstairs room. I am not sure if she would still do this.

AM

Jayf1970

03-11-10, 06:37

I am a big fan of Oase and been there several times. What I like there is the size of the place and the number of girls. You can easily spend a there and there's enough variety of pussy that you never get bored. I also think they do a decent job of keeping a good talent variety in terms of sizes, shapes and colors.

But having been there several times, I'm thinking of trying a new destination for my next visit. So my question, how does Artemis compare Oase based on above criteria?

I have never been to Berlin either, so I'm hoping to combine some sightseeing with mongering.

Bearsk

03-11-10, 08:38

I asked her ... certainly, as a non-rookie it will cost you a Red Bull on top of your session fee next time around unless there's a public CIM, in which case 50 euro extra. She's certainly charitable.

I concur. Iris was my second ever session at Artemis. My first good one as my cherry session was a bit of a disappointment. She disappeared for a long while but the last few times I was there I saw her.

Iris is also one of the rare Artemis girls who gave me an intro bj in the main bar before heading to the upstairs room. I am not sure if she would still do this.

AM

Angus Magee

03-11-10, 09:40

But having been there several times, I'm thinking of trying a new destination for my next visit. So my question, how does Artemis compare Oase based on above criteria?

I have never been to Berlin either, so I'm hoping to combine some sightseeing with mongering.

Artemis has decent variety if you visit on a good night. You might like to read some or all of my October tour report. Particularly the final wrap up where I compare all the clubs I visited with Artemis.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=948086&postcount=308

AM

Mass Monger

03-11-10, 22:17

I have already included this info in the Berlin Section but am repeating this here. I have Oase and Palace reports posted in the Frankfurt area and also in the appropriate FKK places.

Mass Monger

I took the S-Bahn and went to FKK Artemis http://www.Fkk-artemis. De/ at night – arrived about 7 PM. The directions are given in many other posts.

It is a very large place with many women – upwards of 50 and also a lot of men. Probably since it was Saturday night. Most of them were very pretty and sexy. They all were cute and had great bodies. I observed that there were a lot of small-medium breasted girls and not an excess of surgically enhanced breasts, perhaps less than 25% were obviously enhanced. That was just fine with me. I would rather have small-medium real boobs that large hard silicone implants. After sitting for 3 minutes at the bar I was approached by Naomi from Jamaica, a tall very black girl. She stroked me and I could not resist. It was ok but nothing special. In fact, she slyly gave me a CBJ instead of the standard BBBJ. She should be avoided.

I came back to the bar/kino and general area. An outstandingly beautiful blond German girl sat down by me and we started to talk. She was so pretty that I immediately was on guard because very pretty girls often rush you and are not very friendly once you choose them. However, after a long conversation I concluded that she (Heidi from Dusseldorf) was probably for-real. I said that I liked kissing, she said that she did too and gave me a nice French kiss. One possible problem with our hooking-up I said, was that I liked "lecken" (DATY). She said that she did too. At that point, I was completely hooked. We went to a room, stripped and caressed and kissed, DFKs. She did a BBBJ for a very long time. I then did DATY also for a long time. She was very, very responsive to it. She then gave me another long BBBJ. Finally she mounted on top and we had fantastic sex for at least 10 minutes in that position. She could not stop and am positive that she had two or three orgasms. (I love it when that happens.) I then finished with missionary position. We stayed there for a long time just caressing each other with DFK frequently. This was GFE+. In looks she was a 10 and in performance she was a 10+. I don't like to give perfect scores, but she deserved every point. One problem for Mongers however, is that she will leave Artemis in two days (has left at the time of this post-early May 2010) for the Palace in Frankfurt, her usual FKK. By all means, look for her there.

After a while I went with Bianca from Moldavia. DFK and DATY and a very friendly disposition. I specified both in advance, and specified ½ hour, and she was in agreement. Sometimes girls will try to upgrade you to an hour for both of these, but you should just say no, ½ hour is all you can do. I never had a problem when I said that.

My final girl was Lucy, a Czech with very nice the boobs. Natural the boobs almost always sag a little. Artificial the boobs stick out straight. Her's were natural and she was also very pretty and sexy. Again I had no problem when I asked for kissing and DATY – instant agreement with no up-sell. I think that asking for both kissing and DATA is a good thing to do, even if you do not follow through with the DATY. It separates out the unfriendly girls from the friendly girls. This is just a thought, however. Do others agree or disagree?

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.

Bearsk

03-17-10, 06:55

Naomi gets another victim ... did she squirt with the alcohol wash afterwards?

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=976825&postcount=977

After sitting for 3 minutes at the bar I was approached by Naomi from Jamaica, a tall very black girl. She stroked me and I could not resist. It was ok but nothing special. In fact, she slyly gave me a CBJ instead of the standard BBBJ. She should be avoided.

Jay Dawg

03-17-10, 20:06

Artemis, The following day (Report continued from Berlin thread)

I arrived at around 18. 30. Many girls were available and quite a few men as well. There were at all times more than enough girls available and at times they even got hungry resulting in an increase in the shark patrols.

Let me start off by offering a "thank you" to the board for warning against Naomi. I had not been at Artemis for 5 minutes before she sat down next to me offering her services. Being a sucker for women of colour I could have been swept away, but I was resilient faking no interest whatsoever and she quickly went away, saving me 60€, a bad experience and a chemical shower!

I started out by cruising around a litlle not knowing excactly what I wanted and I one point I found myself downstairs hiding from the scors of beatifull naked women trying to get me to go to a room with them! (What a wonderfull world where you have to dodge naked breasts and indecent proposals!).

I ended up in the main bar deciding that I was ready for some action. Over a coffee and a cigarette I spotted a gorgeus girl. Olive skin, fit body, perfect breasts and a pointy middle eastern nose worthy of Cleoptra!

She noted my interest and signaled that I should join her on one of the couches. As I sat down her lot less attractive friend came over as well and we did a double introduction.

The girl who had attracted my attention turned out to be Pati(?) from Romania (! Having paid King Geroge a visit the day before, Romanian was hardly new and exciting). She then tried to sell me a duo with her friend but I made it clear that I was only interested in "normal, boring sex"). We chatted a bit and then went upstairs.

In the room she made the prices clear, asked if I were interested in any extras, but as I explained she was the first of the night she left the subject there.

Now, from the describtion I have given so far it is not obvious that this girl would turn out to be a good session. But she did! She accepted the terms and went on to give a good show with BBBJ and FS, giving a performance much better than any of the 4 from King George the previous day.

After the show was over we proceeded to the lockers, kissed on the cheek and off to the showers.

I later noticed her cruising around and realized that I would have taken her off my list as a shark had I not caught her just as she arrived sitting in the bar drinking a coffee.

I the spent a good amount of time hiding out, relaxing and smoking upstairs just watching the talent.

During this period the desperation of the girls became obvious. Groups were trawling downstairs jumping on men relaxing on the sunbeds. I even think I got a proposal from "Conchetta" the selfproclaimed BJ Queen of Artemis (does she have a slightly manic manner and intense blue eyes?). I was interested but a hard day of work and the toll the previous day had taken on me made me realize that I had to save my energi.

I had noticed on the website and upon arrival a (light)darkskinned girl with long blonde curly hair. Website says Jennifer but the name that came to mind was Shakira! She intrigued med and I set off in order to search for her.

In the upstairs bar I could not see her but took note of a darkskinned Brazilian with obviously enhanced breasts (scars visible around the nipples and, well no doubt anyway!). I noted her down as a reserve should Shakira not appear.

She did! I decided to observe her a litlle before approaching and by doing this I noted that she cruised with another girl actively trying to sell duos. This put me off a bit and I went for the back up plan.

The back up plan turned out to be brazilian indeed and to go by the name of Loba. She was firmly planted by the entrance to the bar where any man entering could admire her attributes.

We talked a little (In Spanish as she found this better than English) and decided to go to the room.

What happened in the room confirmed my previous experiences with Brazilians: They are in a league all by them selve.

She was very attentive giving the best service from a SP I have ever experienced (Previous award for that went to another Brazilian. Solange. Of the same establishment!).

Perfect delivered BBBJ that, was it not my 6th session in two days, would have cost me an extra 50€ for CIM. Alternating between BBBJ, caressing, drowning me in breasts, ball licking and carressing of the area between the balls and the anus.

Fortunately I was able to hold it so we proceeded to doggystyle were she managed to tease my anus during and even penetrating with a finger (This is new to me and not entirely unpleasant!). We finsihed in Mish.

After this performance I was faced with the choice of resting up and trying out another of the wonderfull girls there or calling it a night.

Realizing that no other girl that night would top that experience I had another cigarette, showered and grabbed a taxi back to the hotel, thus concluding two wonderfull evenings in Berlin!

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OzPunter

03-18-10, 10:07

Hi All, here's my report from Artemis from November last year over 3 days/nights.

It was my first visit to this club and turned out to be one of the best. (Including what was probably one of my best sessions ever)

Shame I put this report off for so long, so detail will of course be lost, but since I'm planning a week long fuck-fest for next week, I feel inspired again, found my notes taken from the visits (which of course were taken to report here) and here goes.

So was in Berlin for a few days on business and did my research beforehand as I had only been to Berlin once before. And on that occasion I went to a parlour, think it was called Tiffanies (or something similar) and did have a great session with a Polish girl. So this time thought best to research the FKK scene.

Of course found tonnes of great material, especially from Angus who must be thanked. (and again I feel a bit guilty holding this report back.)

So I thought I'd pay one visit over these 3 days in Berlin but of course who is going to hold OzPunter back when I knew Artemis was just waiting, beckoning for me to visit.

So convinced myself to go on day 1 in the afternoon just to check it out. Now at €80 entry and €60 per session, you want to make the most of it, so of course spent the rest of the evening there.

Getting there was simple. I usually rent a car when on these trips because I find the best clubs are usually a little off the beaten track, and getting cabs back at 4am can be costly.

All the travel info is in other reports so won't repeat it but its literally around the corner form the station, left at the end of the street, not right as I did the first time.

Walked in and was immediately in love with the receptionist. Guys you know the one, short light/brown coloured hair. Beautiful, and kept perving on her, especially when she worked the bar. Smoked far too many cigarettes at the bar while imagining what I could do with her. She of course caught me looking, but hey she must know what was on my mind seeing as I'm in a club like that.

I do like the setup of the club. As you walk in up the stairs from reception you have the men's showers/locker room ahead, the girls' room to the left and entrance to the "main" room to the right across the large circular stairwell.

This main room includes the bar area, lounge area towards the back and dining room at the back. There is also a kino here but I didn't try this one. Its too visible when you walk in and would be "attacked" 5 seconds later.

This level is where the music is loud, you drink, smoke, basically where the action is.

Downstairs to the left is the relaxing pool/sauna/massage area. This is a lot more relaxing than upstairs and you can genuinely get some rest, although there is still a constant stream of girls walking down there looking for prey, and they have no qualms waking you if you are asleep, or pretending to B.

There is also a very quiet bar/lounge area at the back which is probably the most quiet relaxing place in the club, not a lot of action there.

Then on the other side of this level is the kino, a few rooms next to it, and a gym! At the back.

There are also circular lounges at the bottom of the stairwell which can be a great viewing area watching the girls going up and down the stairs. Also where I met my best conquest of the trip.

Then two floors up are where all the rooms are. You can only go up here with a girl. I was to make this trip 7 times over the 3 days, a little less than my usual average number of sessions but since most of the sessions were quite good, I didn't feel the need to overdo it.

In general I have to say the quality and quantity of girls is very good (with some exceptions of course). The attitude in general is quite good, and there is a wide enough mix of nationalities to keep you interested. My exploits would take me through several, and as it turns out, the only nationality I did more than once was German.

DAY 1

So after the usual checking out of the club, a few chats with girls etc, I got chatting to Carolina from Lithuania. Average height/weight, pretty face and quite friendly. I didn't waste much time in getting her to the room.

She was quite easy going and seemed to enjoy the session. Nice amount of DFK and DATY, nice BBBJ and mish, then cowgirl to finish. A good session, nothing much to complain about, but probably wouldn't repeat as not much to write home about. So to speak.

Had to then do a quick stop back in town, and had no issues getting a passout and being allowed back in later on.

Then spent quite a bit of time "between drinks", and getting to the point where you just want a session. Got talking to Micha from Germany on the main staircase. She has quite a nice face, very nice body and long blond hair. What the hell, so went for a session.

The session was kind of mechanical. I didn't sense much chemistry between us so more or less went through the motions. Although those motions included some great BBBJ and cowgirl to finish. There was no DFK or DATY. Not that she specifically refused it, it just didn't happen. Not sure I'd repeat, although I saw here several times over the next few days and definitely find her to be quite attractive.

Had an early morning start and emails to catch up on so made my way back to my hotel at around midnight. Trains run up until around 1am from memory. Although cabs back into town don't cost much.

Not a bad day, considering I wasnt planning to visit that day, and saw and experienced enough to know I was going to be back the next day.

DAY 2

Arrived around 5pm, found the club quite busy already. Disappointed not to see my favourite receptionist, although she did turn up later and worked the bar. Mmmmmm.

First session of the night was with Anna from Hungary. She is a petite, short haired brunette who wears glasses. Very cute. She had an interesting personality about her, and was intrigued so went back to a room. This turned out to be a Great session! Very playful, lots of laughing and joking around. She's very ticklish which makes DATY interesting. Lots of DFK and BBBJ too. All in all a great session and would definitely repeat.

A great start to the visit.

Then came Briggita from Serbia. She's tall, short dark hair and nice slender body. Spoke to her earlier in the evening and was really in to her, but wasn't ready for another session yet, so told her I'd find her later because I thought there was some good chemistry there.

Found her later on for a session. The session wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Was obvious she wanted a quick in and out and wasnt really into it. Still managed to finish, but a very average session and wouldn't repeat. The attitude was very different to earlier on.

Later on came Jessi from Romania. She had approached me a few times, even the day before and I knew that I knew her from somewhere.

I'm quite sure I had been with her at Villa Vertigo earlier last year and remember having a great session with her.

She is average height, quite thin and long dark hair.

So tried for round 2.

Again she didn't disappoint. Jessi is one of those girls who really seems to appreciate your business. She understands that there is a lot of competition and really goes the distance to show you a great time. She's very uninhibited and really loves DFK and DATY. She also really enjoyed some rimming and got right into it. A really good session and would definitely repeat.

By this point it was quite late, so jumped in a cab back to the hotel.

DAY 3

Got in around mid afternoon and wanted to make the most of my last day in Berlin.

Got talking to a beautiful tall German blond named Jane. She spoke great English (by the way most girls speak adequate English) and had a good relaxing conversation in the main lounge area. She plays it cool and doesn't put the pressure on, She knows she's hot and knows how to use it.

After a while I suggested we find a room.

Started with some nice long BBBJ then on to DATY then a bit of mish followed by some Doggy to finish. The doggy was the best part. She really gets in to it and looks back at you while you do it. Surrounded by mirrors doing a hot tall blond doggy didn't take too long to finish. Only disappointment was minimal DFK. Would have another go here for sure.

Spent quite a bit of time before the next session. Knew I had one, maybe 2 max, left in me so wanted to get it right.

There were a few girls I had my eye on over the 3 days but seemed to struggle to find them when I wanted them or couldn't find the right time to approach them.

So decided to sit on the curved couch at the bottom of the main staircase for a while.

Valeria from Ukraine who I had my eye on all week was about to make her way up the stairs, so gave her the look and she soon came and lay next to me.

Valeria is a tall brunette with a great body and amazing breasts. She has a very nice face and usually a serious, sexy look on her face.

We got talking for a while then in to some nice DFK on the couch. We gave each other the look and swiftly made our way upstairs to a room.

This then turned out to be one of the best GFE's of my mongering career.

What then followed was lots (and I mean lots) of really passionate DFK, DATY and BBBJ for what seemed forever. At one point we looked at her watch and realised the 30mins was just about up. She asked if I wanted her to quickly finish me, but I agreed (for the first time in an FKK) to extend to an hour. The smile on her face just added to the session and this continued on for some time. We then moved to some great cowgirl which started with here rubbing her pussy bare up and down my shaft. Still always with DFK going on. Then knew time was coming for me to finish before having to extend again (at €60 a pop, you need to be weary) and moved to doggy, but not before a last licking of her pussy and arse from behind and then doggy to the end.

It was also nice afterwards we shared some more DFK and had a good conversation and cigarette (over time by now) before the end.

Paid my €120 afterwards, shared another kiss and agreed to catch up later.

By this point had my shower, was getting late and decided to end it on a real high and make my way back to my hotel. Had an early morning flight for another business trip that wasnt going to be fractionally as exciting.

So all in all, a great trip. Lots of repeats ahead (rare for me) and several I didn't get around to that can wait for next time.

This is a club I'd highly recommend, confirmed for me when a week or two later found myself in Frankfurt at PKK Palace and had an awful experience (posted a report on this).

Haven't managed to get to an FKK this year yet (although thats not say I haven't mongered) and am planning next weeks trip.

My current plan is to be in Amsterdam for Tuesday night for meetings on Weds so will check out the RLD. Haven't mongered there before so worth it just for a new experience (any pointers would be appreciated), then Weds evening off to Germany until Friday night.

Now my German part of the trip is purely for mongering, interrupted by catching up on calls and emails in the mornings.

Not entirely sure of the itinerary yet. Thinking I might finally hit Beverly on Weds night, just for the experience although recent reports are not good. Might find an alternative like Showboat or something similar. Then Thursday hit one of the big clubs like World or Oase, or possibly somewhere like Goldentime or Villa Vertigo (all places I've been several times) or maybe somewhere new. When you want to spend a long time in a club, I find the big ones are best with lots of relaxing time. Friday was thinking of hitting "The Hof". Haven't been for a while and find it to be a nice daytime place, only issue is it opens at 1300 and was planning to fly out at around 1900 which wouldn't leave much time considering travel time to airport etc.

So itinerary not finalised yet, and talking about Artemis again gets me thinking.

Some more research to do me thinks.

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Charlie 123

03-19-10, 12:23

Hi,

The place was very quiet both on Wednesday evening and during the day yesterday. Lots of complaints from the girls about lack of trade.

Sessioned with Katja, one of my regulars, on Wednesday evening with the predictably satisfactory result. On Thursday I went with two girls. The first was a nondescript optifick from Romania whose name I can't remember. More notable was the Kino BBBJ I received from a very pretty Lithuanian girl named Joy; tall, dark complexion (for a European), straight mid-length dark hair, athletic slim figure with really nice perky A-cups. An enthusiastic performer and a cute girl with an amusing personality. Been at Artemis for 2 years as an 'occasional', so some of you may already be acquainted with her. Recommended.

The tyre retailer's building at the front of the site has now been demolished. The receptionist, (you know, the georgeous punky-haired blond with the great tits that we all wish was working on the other side of the shop floor), she told me that they are about to build a multi-storey to solve their long-standing parking problem on the site. She claimed not to know anything about a VIP extension or a Laufhaus being constructed.

Cheers,

Charlie

Angus Magee

03-20-10, 09:41

The tyre retailer's building at the front of the site has now been demolished. The receptionist, (you know, the georgeous punky-haired blond with the great tits that we all wish was working on the other side of the shop floor), she told me that they are about to build a multi-storey to solve their long-standing parking problem on the site. She claimed not to know anything about a VIP extension or a Laufhaus being constructed.

Seems to me that a swimming pool would bring in a few more punters than a nice place to park. But maybe that is just me...

Skeden

03-20-10, 21:30

Had a really nice evening there recently. Met many girls, tried some (eight) of them..
The best were two german girls: Blond and skinny Mika, and semi-blond and really cute Tinka.

Travelman10

03-22-10, 00:07

On my way to Berlin. Just wanted to double check a few things. 80 € entrance, 60 € for 30 mins, I think I got that. CIM etc are extra. How about BBBJ? Extra or included? Should that be made clear before going to a room? Just Ask the girl if she does BBBJ?

Is 30 mins = 1 'load' or do you get another chance if you happen to cum after 2 mins?

I read that some of the girls might touch you before you go to à room, is that touching and kissing etc included in the 30 mins?

Is there any difference visiting on a Thursday or Friday?

I know I have alot of questions, but its because Im so excited to finally visit Artemis!

Any more last minute tips before I leave?

Thanks

Angus Magee

03-22-10, 09:39

On my way to Berlin. Just wanted to double check a few things. 80 € entrance, 60 € for 30 mins, I think I got that. CIM etc are extra. How about BBBJ? Extra or included? Should that be made clear before going to a room? Just Ask the girl if she does BBBJ?

You have it more or less right. 80 to get in the door for the full day (if you leave just tell the desk that you are coming back & they will make a note). Room fees are 60 for each half hour. That includes bbbj & sex. CIM is 50 euros extra, anal is 100. Anything else (COF, COB) you have to discuss with the girl and you are getting into grey areas. The girls at Artemis are pretty good over all at letting you know the charges and not generally into trying to scam you. But it is good if you know a little going in.

Is 30 mins = 1 'load' or do you get another chance if you happen to cum after 2 mins?

Over all I would say 30 mins. is one shot on goal. While this is not always explicitly stated, it is generally understood to be the case. In the hour, I am not really sure as it is never an issue with me. That is I would never (or can not imagine) a case where I would want more than one shot in the hour. I am of an age where, were it to happen, I would consider it a minor miracle and thus expect to be considered for canonization.

Edit I just reread your question. Two minutes? Is this really something that happens to you? If so you might consider either wanking a couple of times in the hotel before you go or taking some tantric training to learn control. Other than that I would say you would be at the mercy and kindness of the girl. I believe if you cum in the first two minutes she would be within her rights just to finish up and maybe cuddle out the remaining half hour. But if you have chosen well and have a good rapport with the girl you maybe could have another go.

It sounds like it may be doubly important for you to chose well and spend time pleasing the girl before getting to the main event.

This situation is so far from my own that I have no experience from which to speak.

read that some of the girls might touch you before you go to à room, is that touching and kissing etc included in the 30 mins?

This is most definitely getting into YMMV territory. That is, some girls will, some girls will not. It all depends upon how you play your game. In general Artemis girls, I find, are not as enthusiastic about pre-session games as other FKKs. But it can and does happen.

Is there any difference visiting on a Thursday or Friday?

Not much of a difference really. It depends more on what is going on over at the Messe or else where in town.

Any more last minute tips before I leave?

Get plenty of rest, eat well and treat the girls with respect. Don't jump at the first pretty girl who bats her eyes at you but don't hesitate too long to get your feet wet. Try to find a girl who will at least sit & talk for a little while before suggesting a room. If the room is the first thing out of her mouth (or comes within the first minute of contact) this is not a good thing.

Oh-and need we mention Naomi?

Have fun and remember to write your report as a way of giving back for the valuable info you have received here.

AM

Travelman10

03-22-10, 10:21

Thanks Angus! Youre very helpfull. (I think I can last more then 2 mins, just wanted to give an exemple.)

A report will be done sometime next week.

Odiacz

03-23-10, 00:35

Was recently in Berlin and visited Artemis Club - which can by the way easily be reached by train (forgot the station name nearby but you will find it on the map - a 5 minute walk from there). Just follow the red stripe on the roof.
If you have time then go to Artemis. A lot of girls, some absolutely beautiful, others not that much but always something to watch. Good wellness area with a Turkish bath massage (given by a man) - excellent. As mentioned good choice of girls with reasonably good service for Germany. In general, I never had a fantastic experience in Germany - somehow I do not find the right place, neither in Cologne,Dusseldorf or Munich.

Devilspinkick

03-24-10, 13:59

Well I've made my return to Berlin, and Artemis yet again. The lady at the front desk was actually kind of cute. She gave me an X-large robe for some reason, not sure why because I'm not fat or anything. Changed, showered, saw many of the regular ladies there. Was quickly approached by two ladies: one wild-eyed gal with a large tramp-stamp who said that she was from Moldova; the other one was a petite gal who claimed to be from India. I assume that they are both from Romania, but I could be wrong. They tried to get me to do a threesome with them, but I said I prefer to go one on one. Which is true of course, I only do threesomes occasionally.

Decided to hook up with the dark-skinned lady from Lithuania finally. Called herself Joy. I had a good time with her and can see why she is popular with some of the guys. Pretty fit lady and reasonably passionate. Too bad her English is nearly as bad as my Deutsch but we managed to communicate well enough.

The dame from Malaysia is still there and it seems that she has made it a mission to get me to go with her. When I told her that I watch a lot of porn she immediately said that she used to be a pornstar .... yeh, right! For some reason she is very persistent with me. Or maybe she is that way with every guy. But this night it wasn't to be. As usual I made use of the gym area. I always get a kick out of watching some of the local guys hook themselves to that machine with the wires and straps and electrocuting each other. I'll stick to the weights - thank you.

Later in the evening when more of the gals arrived I ran into a lady I hadn't seen before. She doesn't look like your average German lady but she said that was her nationality. Called herself Sabrina. Average face but a nice & tight little body. Also she has some cool tats and a few piercings. When she hopped on me as I sat on a couch I couldn't turn her away. Had a very good session with her also.

Never ran into Inka, but her fellow countrywoman from Thailand was there to represent. I can't remember her name but I had a good time with her during a past trip. She's cute, even pretty, but not nearly as hot as Inka - IMO.

As the evening turned to night the place became more festive. There was a nice crowd of people at Artemis this night. I choose to hook up with Kashia (from Poland) again. Very nice bod. She is an Optifuck for sure, but I find her to be a decent performer in the sack.

Had a good chat with a German guy who asked me how the brothels in America compare to Deutschland. That was good for a laugh. I look forward to another return in the near future.

- DSK

Travelman10

03-25-10, 01:55

First visit today!

Very tired and have to br up soon but hete is à Quick report.

Thought I died and came to heaven when I entered.

Very very sexy girls.

Was pick up by 'rene' or something from Bulgaria. Good looks, but bad sex. She was boring, i tell more later.

Was getting tired but another girl convinced me. And she was super! 'Connie' or something from Bulgaria. Blond, petit, pierced tongue and 3 tattos. Very nice girl!
I try to go back on Friday. I Will write à Hood report when i come home. Sry for the bad spelling, but im almost asleep and My i touch doesnt like me right now.

Angus Magee

03-25-10, 09:18

Was getting tired but another girl convinced me. And she was super! 'Connie' or something from Bulgaria. Blond, petit, pierced tongue and 3 tattos. Very nice girl!

Good thing you let Connie convince you. She is generally a very good choice.

Ahhhh-memories. They are all I have at the moment:(

Traveller Uk

03-25-10, 10:57

Is it all downhill after your visit to a proper, quality FKK Club?

I have only visited Artemis but have been there a number of times now. There is still that burst of adrenalin as you walk from the station, the excitement as you walk up the stairs to get changed and glimpse your first naked lovely of the day.

BUT, the first time you do that, it is something else. That sense of having gone to a heaven populated by naked stunning women all of whom want to shag you. It is such a thrill to walk around the place for the first time, to explore, to allow your imagination to run wild.

I am looking forward to my next visit next week and I know that it will be fun, I now know who I want to see and who I will avoid, I know what I like about the place and where I like to hang out, there is a familiarity now. I will be recognised by some of the girls others will pretend to recognise me and I know that I have to fend Naomi off with a long stick.

That special feeling of the FIRST time just wont be there though. So, as and when I visit another FKK, will I get that back? or have I lost my virginity forever? :)

Charles Browne

03-25-10, 15:56

While it is certainly true in this business that YMMV, I think we can all agree that some girls get favourable reviews and more 'good publicity' than others. It might not always be because of their beautiful appearance, rather it is often a matter of a genuine personality, pleasant manners, and of course: knowing the tricks of the trade...

I would like to suggest a "top picks @ the A"-vote. And I suggest, in all fairness, that we each can nominate only 3 girls in each of these categories:

Best GFE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you have had those sought-after GirlFriendExperiences with.

Best PSE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you have had great porno-style PornStarExperiences with.

Best 'Optifick' @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
-list 1-3 girls you consider real stunners, and who give at least decent performance

My absolute favourite girl @ Artemis
-the girl you cannot stop thinking about, for whatever reason.

Of course, If you often meet with a girl you consider a stunner and who has given you both the best GFE and PSE of your life - by all means, vote for her in all categories. Only girls currently working at Artemis can be nominated.

Please give a concise motivation for each girl you nominate. Your no1 in each category receives 3 points, your no2:2 points, and your no3 girl receives 1 point.

At the end of April, I will write a summary and we will have compiled a "current favourite girls"-list for Artemis... What do you say? Shall we do this?

Charles Browne

03-25-10, 16:17

Here are my nominations:

Best GFE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
1: Nicolette (very sweet personality and great skills)
2: Connie (nice girl, friendly and pleasant and great skills)
3: Ella (who can do both GFE and PSE - great BJ)

Best PSE @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
1: Ella (great A-levels, great BJ, dynamic performer)
2: Conchetta - somewhat sour disposition, but great deepthroat BJ and fantastic body)
3: Inqa (Inca, Inga - many spellings suggested) - thai with skilled BJ, petite body and great A-levels - can take a pounding!

Best 'Optifick' @ Artemis (march/april 2010)
I really have no nominations, I'm afraid - I stay away from optificks, unless they have a great reputation.

My absolute favourite girl @ Artemis
Ella. Skilled, gorgeous and a nice personality. Had this been a year ago, it would have been Aida, but alas she has not been seen since may ´09.

Now, I am by no means an Artemis expert. I have been there only four times, and I basically have to work from what little I know. But that is the point: If we all contribute, this will be a good guide for a few months.

Lorenzo

03-25-10, 17:28

What is an "optifick?"

I have only been to Artemis twice, and that was two days in a row. My nominations are Monika, Monika, and Monika, for all categories.

Angus Magee

03-25-10, 17:35

What is an "optifick?"

An optifik is a girl whose main appeal to you is her optical appeal. That is mainly you like how she looks and are willing to take her to the room based upon this visual appeal alone.

As for my choices-I am having to go back and have a look at my posts from late last year and will post in the coming days.

Unfortunately I will be choosing from past experience, not current as I am still very much on the side lines.

AM

Christian G

03-25-10, 22:44

Hi Guys!

Two days ago I went in Artemis for my first time.

Very nice place and many beautiful and sexy ladys.

In my visit I try:

1) Virginia, 24years old from Czech Republic (good BJ and FS ok)

2) Elisabetta, 26 years old from Venezuela (Very hot lady, big DATY, very good BJ and FS so hot)

3) Sunkandià 27years old from Thailand (sweet and small lady give me beautiful FS)

4) Roberta 24 years old from Romania (beautiful lady)

5) Denise 22years old from Romania (no good FS)

6) Sara 31 years old from Spain (great body and very hot FS)

7) Lorena 28years old from Venezuela (very good FS)

8) Jennifer 26 years old from S. Domingo (very good FS)

Charlie 123

03-26-10, 01:27

I'm not sure that a time-frame as narrow as CB has prescribed is quite appropriate for this survey, as girls tend to come and go for weeks at a time. Still, a 'Hall of Fame' is a nice idea, so I'm happy to subscribe as follows.

GFE

1) Selma (lovely girl, great tits, fabulous skills, sexy voice)

2) Katja (fun lass, huge knockers, not pretty but terrific attitude in the sack)

3) Marina (demure blond MILF, pleasant girl, reserved performer)

PSE

1) Ella (terrific performer, pleasant girl, satisfaction guaranteed)

2) Selma (see GFE above)

3) can't think of a third one unless I go back through the 2009 catalogue

OPTIFICK

1) Milis (Georgeous blond with killer bod. 'playmate of the year' looks)

2) Joy (Fit brunette)

3) can't conjure up a bronze medallist. Optificks are not my usual style

FAVOURITE

1) Selma

2) Selma

3) Selma. Get the picture?!

I must make the acquaintance of some of the girls who keep getting recommended on these pages such as Connie and Conchetta. I will be in attendance Tuesday and Wednesday of next week if anyone happens to be around and fancies introducing me to either of these elusive ladies.

Cheers,

Charlie

Angus Magee

03-26-10, 10:32

Is it all downhill after your visit to a proper, quality FKK Club?

Yes my friend, it is all downhill from here. Enjoy the ride:)

That special feeling of the FIRST time just wont be there though. So, as and when I visit another FKK, will I get that back? or have I lost my virginity forever? :)

But you never know do you. It could also be the last time you ever visit an FKK....

Bringing that thought with you can maybe encourage you to stay in the moment. It is always the first time, always the last time if you stay in the moment.

Charles Browne

03-26-10, 14:58

I must make the acquaintance of some of the girls who keep getting recommended on these pages such as Connie and Conchetta. I will be in attendance Tuesday and Wednesday of next week if anyone happens to be around and fancies introducing me to either of these elusive ladies.

If Conchetta is there, you can't really miss her. Here is what I and Judge Absalon have written about her appearance:

...Conchetta, pretty face, 22ish, 5'5", brown hair and eyes, 115 pounds with huge real boobs. She says she is half German half Italian. Other reporter said her boobs were fake but I think they are real and spectacular. Great session with spirited sex and deep throat blow job. No rush. Recommend.”

I would disagree about the 5'5" figure above (165 cm). Rather, she is closer to 170 cm. The is thin, very tan, and has large bolt-on breasts – or else she is a freak of nature. Her breasts felt very natural, but I would bet a large amount of money that they are saline-bags done very well. But I couldn’t care less, since they do look spectacular as J.A. wrote, and feel nice to the touch…

Her face is more "striking" than beautiful or pretty - a runway model look, if you get my meaning. I wouldn't really recommend her to fellow punters, unless they care mostly about optificks and PSE, because me and Conchetta didn't really get on very well. She was in "processing mode" - cold, professional, efficient and quite skilled. But if you catch her on a good day, and your German is better than mine, it might be a different story. And you really can't blame a girl for not having "chemistry" with you. You can only blame her if she doesn't try. Conchetta tried - at least sexually. She didn't try to make it an intimate and pleasant experienxe, but rather a memorable sexual encounter.

And I can still remember those deepthroat BJ skills. Top Notch, I believe is the expression :)

Devilspinkick

03-26-10, 18:13

I paid yet another visit to Artemis this Thursday to cap off my stay in Berlin (no doubt, it is Artemis, Oase, and apfeltasche that keeps me coming back). Opted to workout at their little gym facility for an hour first before messing with any of the ladies. When I finally did make my way into the play area around 5PM the scene was still quite sedate but more ladies were starting to stream in. Seems that Ella was off that night, either that or she was always occupied with a client. Immediately noticed that Inka was in house and I chatted with her for a bit. When she suggested that we go to a room I couldn't turn her down so off we went. The previous night I had visited Longma Massage in the Stadtmitte and the sight of the old hag wanting to give me a massage sent me packing. At least I know that Germany has a few pretty Thai ladies to boast of.

One odd thing I noticed is that quite a few of the ladies say that they are from Moldova now. Is Artemis really full of ladies from Moldova or do they just claim to be? The frizzy haired lady that tried to hook up with me a couple of days ago was there again and she said "Hi" on a few occasions. Where did she say she was from? Moldova. While hanging around the upstairs Kino and tall and thin red-hair lady approached me. Said she was from Russia (Moscow). I haven't been with that many red-heads and I definitely like Russian ladies so I had to give her a go. Had a good time, what can I say. We also spent a few minutes talking about capitalism vs. communism and other such things. Another thing I like about Russian ladies are that they are generally intelligent and good for conversation.

Kashia was working the room with a fellow Polish friend of hers. Both rather pretty blondes. Pushing the threesome package. I didn't bite, though the idea of being sandwiched between those two certainly is appealing. Still had a lot of juice in me so I was looking for a "round three". Eventually I bumped into a pretty and lean cutie with short black hair. I have seen her walking around quite a few times during past trips. She called herself Denisia (sp?) and said that she was from .... that's right - Moldova. Moldova, Russia, Romania, whatever; if you're hot you're hot. She has an interesting style about her. Dresses like a runway model - IMO. When she offered to finish with a CIM, I was more than receptive. Sometimes that is a great way to finish; and this was one of those times.

I touched ground in London today. The good times are over. Even that chick Naomi (Cameroon) will start to look appealing when I get back to "sex-prison USA". She doesn't do much for me, but as we all know some of those German guys have a taste for dark meat. She probably gets plenty of business. Thankfully I'll head to Brazil in May. Not sure about my return to Deutschland, but hopefully sooner rather than later.

"Evil is it's own reward"
- DSK

Angus Magee

03-27-10, 09:40

Hi Gents,

I read this morning on another forum (Dutch, English language) a rather disquieting review. The poster was a first time visitor to Artemis (and FKK I believe) and was charged not once, but twice, 20 euros extra for mutual oral satisfaction. i.e. he was charged to perform oral on the provider!!

I am wondering-have any of you recent visitors had this experience where a girl tries to charge you extra for this? Is it a new thing, sanctioned by management? or is it just some small contingent of girls taking advantage of a newbie?

Thanks in advance.

AM

Devilspinkick

03-27-10, 20:12

The poster was a first time visitor to Artemis (and FKK I believe) and was charged not once, but twice, 20 euros extra for mutual oral satisfaction. i.e. he was charged to perform oral on the provider!!

I am wondering-have any of you recent visitors had this experience where a girl tries to charge you extra for this?

I love to go muff-diving and I've never heard of such a thing or experienced anything of the like. He must have obvious bruises from having recently fallen off of the turnip truck.

- DSK

Bearsk

03-27-10, 20:45

This is a bit crazy, you wonder whether with poor Ekki off the scene and the economy down things have got a little "loose".

Hi Gents,

I read this morning on another forum (Dutch, English language) a rather disquieting review. The poster was a first time visitor to Artemis (and FKK I believe) and was charged not once, but twice, 20 euros extra for mutual oral satisfaction. i.e. he was charged to perform oral on the provider!!

I am wondering-have any of you recent visitors had this experience where a girl tries to charge you extra for this? Is it a new thing, sanctioned by management? or is it just some small contingent of girls taking advantage of a newbie?

Thanks in advance.

AM

Macca 74

03-28-10, 22:14

ARTEMIS - Tuesday 23rd & Wednesday 24th March
=========================================

Tuesday 4pm - 9pm
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After a 4 am start in London and a six hour session of meetings in Berlin, I was ready for a nice bit of rest and relaxation at Artemis.

It was a fairly quiet afternoon with only a few ladies patrolling the club and not too many punters.

After changing I headed downstairs to relax by the pool. A few ladies approached me, notably Joy from Lithuania, but no-one was overly aggressive.

I was hoping to find one of the Brazilian contingent walking around, but unfortunately none were in attendance, so my first foray was with Elizabeth, a dark haired, olive skinned lady from Chile. She looked about 28 years old and said she had only been in Berlin for three weeks, as she is normally based in Cologne. Not a stunner, but she had a good figure with large, augmented boobs and a nice attitude. We conducted our conversation mainly in Spanish as she said her English was poor. We headed to the room and had a good session. Plenty of DFK and she gave a mean blow-job with plenty of ball attention. I put those boobs into action with a nice bit of tit-wanking. Went into missionary first, then cowgirl and finished with a good session in doggie style. Plenty of "si, si, si" from Elizabeth, which was nice. Overall, I had a good time with her and would probably repeat if none of the Artemis stars were available.

Next up was Remy, a 24 year old blonde from Bulgaria, who said she had been there for three years. She had enhanced boobs and a nice tan with cute white bits. Her face was beautiful, but to be honest she was carrying a bit of timber around the ass. She was fairly aggressive and had approached me a couple of times before. I was in the cine when she came over, so I had a bit of a fumble and decided to seal the deal. To be honest, there wasn't much chemistry there, but sometimes it's nice just to have a good, hard fuck. We went to the room and I got her on her knees for a nice, long deep blow-job. Next onto the bed for a bit of DATY. I went down on her for a while but no fingers were allowed. It was feeling a bit mechanical, so onto the sex. She was wearing awesome pink stripper shoes and pink fishnet stockings and looked great in the mirror when I was fucking her. Finished off with a good long pounding in doggie. Not too bad a session, but wouldn't repeat.

That was me almost done for the day. I returned to the bar for a while and chatted to a few babes, hoping to mark a few cards for a possible return tomorrow.

Wednesday 2.30pm - 7pm
---------------------------------------------

I arrived just in time to snaffle a bit of lunch. This was only my third visit to a FKK club, so seeing these beautiful ladies with just a towel round them tucking into a bit of grub, is still a very nice novelty for me!

After lunch I went downstairs for a swim, sauna and a bit of a relaxation. The club seemed a bit busier this afternoon with a few recognisable faces, such as the lovely Ella.

Wednesday is lingerie day, by the way. Personally I prefer to see the ladies naked, but rules are rules, and there were some very nice outfits on display.

Whilst lounging by the pool I was approached by Joy, very pleasant lady, but she's not really for me.

The infamous Naomi was also around and came over to me four times in about thirty minutes. Thankfully the warnings on here put me on my guard, she doesn't know the meaning of the word no. She also asked me if I wanted to buy her a drink at the bar. Are these girls on a cut, or does she just like the booze? Fair play to her though, when I went up to the bar later she was sitting on the next sofa sharing a bottle of champagne with a lucky chap.

I was sitting at the bar when Vivian came over. She's 26, slim, lovely A cup boobs, long dark hair and a classic pale complexion. Vivian hails from Bratislava, Slovakia and has been at Artemis for about two years. We chatted for a while and had a good connection. She's a real girl next door type, very friendly and with a pleasant personality. We headed to the cinema and off came the lingerie and on with the DFK and BJ. Wow, she was enthusiastic! One guy came in the cinema and was swivelling his head unable to decide mind whether to watch the porn or Vivian at work. Off to the zimmer, as I just had to taste that pussy. Man, she was good. Loads of DFK, DATY and 69. Nice cowgirl and finished with a really good doggie session. I'm no expert in this P4P lark, but that was absolutely the best encounter I've had. Definite repeat. I can't recommend Vivian highly enough.

It would be hard to beat that session, and sure enough the next one didn't even come close. I got chatting to Jane from Hamburg, 22, tall, long blonde hair and and absolutely stunning looking. I believe the term is "optifick". She has had a recent very good review on here, so I'm willing to put it down to chemistry. But she didn't really like her boobs being touched and had to control all entry as she has "a really small pussy". She works about 16 hours a day for nine or ten days and then returns to Hamburg, so I suppose she has to pace herself, but although very intelligent and cool to chat with, I wouldn't be up for a return.

So, all in all, an interesting couple of days at Artemis. The very good, the average and the not so good. But, overall, I think Artemis is a wonderful place. It's clean, friendly, really well located and has some fantastic ladies.

Bring on the next business trip.

Bearsk

03-29-10, 07:54

So I actually came across the Dutch forum. "Fred" states that the first lady to accept 20 Euro for DATY resembles Heather Graham ...trying to work out who this might be ... Kathleen, Ekaterina ... See picture of HG attached.

Hi Gents,

I read this morning on another forum (Dutch, English language) a rather disquieting review. The poster was a first time visitor to Artemis (and FKK I believe) and was charged not once, but twice, 20 euros extra for mutual oral satisfaction. i.e. he was charged to perform oral on the provider!!

I am wondering-have any of you recent visitors had this experience where a girl tries to charge you extra for this? Is it a new thing, sanctioned by management? or is it just some small contingent of girls taking advantage of a newbie?

Thanks in advance.

AM

Bearsk

03-29-10, 08:02

Nice report Macca.
Concurs with my own view of things.
Vivian is special.
Jane I like a lot. She warms up with time and I like talking to her. She gave me a very sloppy blowjob, probably designed for the early shot and quick turn over. I had wondered about tit fucking her the next time - not sure how she would react to that. She has nice tits ...

ARTEMIS - Tuesday 23rd & Wednesday 24th March
=========================================

So, all in all, an interesting couple of days at Artemis. The very good, the average and the not so good. But, overall, I think Artemis is a wonderful place. It's clean, friendly, really well located and has some fantastic ladies.

Bring on the next business trip.

Macca 74

03-29-10, 11:44

I had wondered about tit fucking her the next time - not sure how she would react to that. She has nice tits ...Good luck with that. I couldn't even get a decent handful as her tits were so sensitive!

Boofer

03-29-10, 15:04

will the clubs have a good line up in easter weekend?

Traveller Uk

03-29-10, 16:55

I was there last Easter and had been told it would be quiet, however the place was lively and good fun. I am going to be around this Easter as well.

Angus Magee

03-29-10, 17:21

GFE:

1) Nicoletta, Bulgaria. What can I say, I just love this girl. She has a super attitude and skills to match. You will especially like her if you are into a more robust woman. A sweetheart.

2) Vivian, Slovakia. She seems to be a favorite of a few of us here. Great service and an enthusiastic performer in the room. She does a spectacular reverse cowgirl that never has failed to bring old Angus over the edge.

3)????, Persia. Sorry guys but I can not for the life of me remember her name. But I am pretty sure she is really Persian, very slim, small breasts and big brown soulful eyes, long black wavy hair. She is a bit stand-off-ish so you might have to be the one doing the approach. But her performance in the room was that of a tender hearted GF with a horny streak.

PSE:

1) Ella, Russia. She has been written up before and I have to say that she gives one of the most porn-like sessions available at Artemis. She is not the hottest woman at Artemis, and the boob job is unfortunate, but Ella needs to be experienced at least once by any self respecting monger.

2) Connie, Bulgaria. Connie gives one of the porny-est bjs ever experienced by this monger. She is also rather sweet and has a good sense of humor. She can be moody though.

3) Conchetta, Germany. Mostly for the deep throated bj. Her self description of her skills is worth the price of admission alone. Let her first seduce you with her words, then let her swallow your schlong. She is a bit of a processor but her skills will live up to her reputation.

Optifik:I can not really remember without scouring my posts over the past year or so. I can sort of remember the girls but not their names….

Overall Favorite: I would have to say here Giselle though she is no longer working at Artemis. She is German, blond and for me, drop dead gorgeous. And she absolutely loves sex. Her bj is spectacularly,wet & sloppy, and she would soak the towels with DATY. You almost needed a snorkel. For old Angus she was just perfect. I think I even fell a little in love with her.

She still works in Berlin (escort) and I will let you dogs in on her contact info if (and this is a big if) you are a member in good standing (able to receive & send PMs) with a decent posting history on the board. And you are not an A-hole.

IMO this girl is a real gem.

There you have it. Angus’ picks.

Angus Magee

03-29-10, 17:24

will the clubs have a good line up in easter weekend?

Easter is not that big a deal in Berlin. I can not say for sure but I imagine it will be a pretty normal weekend line up.

AM

Edit And I suggest that you reference Ortos' answer to the same question you asked in other threads. The man knows of what he speaks.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1003702&postcount=4543

AM

Travelman10

03-30-10, 15:51

(first Id like to appologize for any bad spellings and wrong use of words, this is my first real report)

Wednesday 24th

I took the S-bahn and walk to last little bit to Artemis. Very easy to find. I entered, a bit nervous, since Id never been to an FFK before or bordello for that matter. My only experience in this area is 2 or 3 out-calls. Anyway, I walked in, paid and got my stuff. And then I turned my head left and saw it. A little piece of heaven. There was a girl, naked and beutiful, wearing high heels and just looking perfect. It was so much better then I expected. And I hadn't even walked up the first stairs yet. I saw another post on the forum about how the first time really might be the best, and even if I don't agreee totally, I sure understand what he means. I hit the showers and all of that and got ready to explore the place. I walked into the lounge (smoking area) and there I was jumped right away. Some girls actually took hold of my robe and pulled me over. Hey, I know I'm a good looking kid. But it almost scared me. I said that it was my first time there and that I wanted to have alook around first. So I ran out before I got to the resturant. I walked downstairs and had a look. Found it more relaxing and this was the place where I would spend most of my time this evening and also the Friday to come.

I don't really remember what happend next, but I'm pretty sure I laid down in one of the chairs next to the pool and just tried to take it all in. Somehow Remy from Bulgaria got hold of me and we started talking. I have read here that its a good idea to get to know the girls a bit first. And I think I made some sort of impression on her, sadly not a very good one, but she clearly remembered me when I was back two days later. Anyway, we talked and I decided that she would be my first at Artemis. We went into a romm downstairs and she started with a BBBJ (I'm not so sure about the terminoloigy, but I'll do my best to explain). BBBJ was good and there was also some kissing, but not with tounge. I touched her breats, but she said that they were pretty new so I couldn't titty fuck her. I also touched her hair some when she sucked me, she didn't like that. We tried a few positions and since it was my first time at Artemis I tried to take it easy and not get to excited. After a while she lost interest and made it clear she thought it was boring. She said I couldn't try all positions in 30 mins and I had to finish now. And that was maybe after 15 min max. Anyway I fucked her harder and soon finished from the side, spoon style. We got up and I paid. Was no more to it really. I think we both felt that this was not very good.

After that I went back down, tried the different saunas, wathed some sports and was a bit unsure if I should try another girl since my first experience hadn't been that good to be honest. I had some food and ended up downstairs again on the sofas next to the stairs. There I spent quite some time I think and was approched a few times. I was very close to go off with a nice blonde who came down and sa on top of me. Ahe was nice and cute, but I turned her down. Nicely though. I was very nice to all the girls there, maybe to nice sometimes. Anyway, after a while Connie came down (I didn't know her name then). She also sat down on me and when she started talking I knew this might be it. She was sexy, nice, fun and if felt right. She also had a pierced tounge wich I find sexy. We decided to go up, actually I wanted to see how it was upstairs and there we had a great time. Very nice DFK (?), an exellent BBBJ with those sexy eyes looking at me all the time. The sex was also very good and we tries a few positions and I finished with a CIM. I was very very pleased and she seemed to like it to. And even though I know its her job, it felt good for the confidence after the first "failure". After paying, hugging and kissing, I was out for the night. Took the train home and was all in all vaery satisfied with my first visit to Artemis.

Friday 26th

I went back two days later and this time a bit earlier to have a work out in the gym first. So I had my work out, a really good one I might say, almost too good because I was pretty tired afterwards. Then some food and then I was ready for action. This night was a slow night for the girls. The were almost crazy, some of them nearly angry with me because I didn't want to "go to room" with them. But I turned them down as nicely as possible. I found Connie and had another session with her. I now you should try new girls, but hey, what can I say. I might not be cut for this mongering, maybe mongering lite or something. Anyway, I liked her so we went into a room downstairs. She did a great BBBJ again, lots of kissing and, may I say, great fucking, before I came in her mouth and quite alot over har face which she actually seemed to enjoy a bit. We talked a bit and had a nice time before I paid and wnet on with my business.

Later on that night when I took a shower after a sauna she came down and gave me a big kiss on the lips. Yes, I know, it sounds like she was the only girl there. Sorry about that. Later on I spent alot of time fighting of sharks. There were alot of Italians there. I don't know why, maybe they were on a conference or something, but it must have been 50 Italiens there, many of them arriving together. (Which reminds me, I would have been great to have a wing man at Artemis. I'll try to remember that if I'll visit again.) Anyway, many of the girls seemed to avoid the italians a bit, why I don't know. I saw a few girls that I liked but I couldn't get hold of them and time went by so I waqs actually starting to thinking about leaving. But I thought I had more in me so when I was approches by a Spanish girl, maybe Sara? I really don't remember her name, I decided to go with her. We went down to the Kino and she gave me a BBBJ there. Thats was actually pretty cool. We went into a room and some ok sex and I finished on her tits. Good session, the best was the BJ in the Kino. After that I was up for more actually, but I had things I really, really had to get back to in Berlin so I had to leave. And thats was my second visit to Artemis.

If I were to try and sum this up I must say that Artemis was more than I hoped for. The girls looked better then I dared to dream of. Some were nice, some not so nice. I made some rookie mistakes and also, I might not be the perfect mongerer. However if I was to go back someday I would do a few thnings different. I would be more decisive and try to see more then 2 girls a night. And like I said before, a wing man would have been good. But I guess I will have time to think of there things since I won't be back in Berlin until next spring. But I'm pretty sure that I will try to pay Artemis a visit then!

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Angus Magee

03-31-10, 08:18

Hi TM 10,

Many thanks for the report. Reports are always welcomed and spelling/grammar, while nice, are not the prime consideration. Any report that contains useful info is good.

I will post it to the RoD thread.

It seems that Connie is getting a bit of a following here. I myself fully understand wanting to repeat with a girl who gives me a good session. Nothing wrong with that IMO.

As for the Italians-they have a bad rep, deserved or not, I do not know. The girls say that Italians want to feel them up and then avoid going to the room. And they do tend to descend en mass for some reason and you really know when they are there.

Regards

AM

Traveller Uk

03-31-10, 13:08

Nice report Travelman. Don't worry the first visit is often a nervous affair. You seemed to handle things well and thanks for the review which I found very informative and useful for my visits over the next few days.

Basketcase

04-01-10, 02:29

As for the Italians-they have a bad rep, deserved or not, I do not know. The girls say that Italians want to feel them up and then avoid going to the room. And they do tend to descend en mass for some reason and you really know when they are there.
You get the same feed back from girls at Oase as well about the Italians.

Some girls say that the Italians are not very well behaved. Grabbing girls breasts and arses as they walk by, not being gentlemanly in handling conversations with girls or just wasting a girls time. The alternative view for the Italians that despite this, they make a huge percentage of the clientele and so cannot be ignored as a economic force in the pay that the girls want. Some girls specifically target the Italian market like Timea (Hungary) at Oase. The German girls do say that they like the Italians since they come and they come often/quickly so to speak implying that Italian men usually go for multiple sessions.

Bbullersen

04-01-10, 17:43

I was in Berlin a couple of days and that ofcourse included a visit to Artemis. I have been at Artemis two times before and a couple of other FKK's in Germany, but for the time being Artemis is still my favorite.

I arrived at around noon and was there till around 21-2200, don't really remeber exactly. Things do get slightly blurry at the end :)

I had 5 sessions with 4 different girls:

Virginia from Hungaria. Virginia is a pretty tall girl with porn-breasts and porn-lips. Usually I don't like the botox lips but I got sedduced by her very kind attitude and some light kissing. She showed much attention to the fact that it was my first experience that day and took it all very slow and passionate. We did light FK and BBBJ and COB. Excellent service.

Lavignia from Moldavia. I met her in the bar upstairs, she had a very nice twinkle in her eyes and I was very attracted to her. I asked her about kissing and she confirmed on this. However it was not FK and she insisted on upselling to CIM, which I declined. An OK session, but she was more pushy than the twinkle had suggested.

Maria from Hungaria. I met Maria downstairs in the lounge and at first turned her down with the promise that I wanted to see her later, I had second thourghts and as she read my mind she returned 10 minutes later and we agreed on a slow session with cuddling and touching. What a mindblowing experience I had. She gave me a true GFE and I made appointment with her to meet up again later that evening.
Maria is a very nice looking blonde girl, she is slim with curves all the right places ;) And she has the cutest nose and face, and we clicked right away.

After this session I had a massage downstairs, that is also very recommendable :)

Natasha rom Russia. After relaxing I ran into a very beautifull tall red-haired russian girl. She sedduced me with kissing and we ended up in the upstairs cinema for a very nice porn session. I ended quicky and seen in the backlight I should have saved my energies for the beautifull Maria :)

Last session that day was with Maria again. We went to the room for a full hour (probably more, I don't know how long we were there) and got conclusion on the GFE experience from earlier. We kissed and cuddled and I had a wonderfull time. I'll keep the details to myself, it was almost like falling in love :)

After that my mind actually blew up (thanks to Maria), and I had to go home.

Thanks to all the girls at Artemis for having me, and thanks to all of you for telling about your experiences.

Cheers

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Linus Van Pelt

04-03-10, 08:57

Hi!

The title is self-explanatory.

Even some Italian visitors, like me, are ashamed of many Italians behaviour. It's also damaging the reputation of those ones behaving the good way, unfortunately.

I remember a nice Russian girl (Natalia), approaching me in a very tender way. The way I like. At January 2009; I honestly told her I would have gone upstairs in the room with her if I had felt she used to kiss in a very good way, so I needed a test before.

She asked me where I was from, I replied Italy, and guess what she said.

"I cannot do this for you 'cause I think you only want to grab free kisses from me, like other Italians".

The first time I replied I could not go to the room without testing her kisses and she went away.

Then I seeked out her again and I decided to give her a try anyway.

I also wanted to remove the Italians bad reputations from her mind, because she seemed a good girl.

So. I approached her and I said "Swear me you like kissing and GFEs"; her eyes had been telling me "It's a cheat, I know it's a cheat", and she said ". And. What if I swore you? ".

Me: "We would go to the room"

Nat. (suspicious eyes): "Ok. I swear you! And now? "

Me: "Let's go! " and we went to the room straight away.

You should have looked at the huge change on her eyes look! She completely melt! She didn't expect this at all.

It was obviously a very good GFE, and, BTW, she did kiss in a fantastic way, sometimes romantic/tender sometimes very deep and hot.

We spent about 2 hrs together, then some other free time on the bar downstairs. She apologies for not trusting me at the beginning, but I replied I was more and more understanding the reason.

I will put some report on my 16 times in Artemis (so far). I just wanted to give you an example of how much annoying the Italians bad reputation could be for some of us.

Believe me, there are also good Italians, obviously, and they probably are the only ones you don't listen talking in Italian language because they prefer not to be recognized.

I'd also like to put you a question: anyone has something to tell about the Moldovan girl Vivi? (Blonde in the site pictures, but actually dark-haired)

Thanks for reading

Linus van Pelt

Kimino

04-04-10, 08:06

Hi!

The title is self-explanatory.

Even some Italian visitors, like me, are ashamed of many Italians behaviour. It's also damaging the reputation of those ones behaving the good way, unfortunately.

I was going to write something very similar.
Went through this situation a couple of times, with girls totally pised off with italians in general. Couple of times I ended up saying I was from Montreal, at least for the first contact. :-)

I did see more than once, groups of italians acting a bit rudely (or at least noisily). There's idiots in Italy, like in Germany, Us or Canada. The problem is that when you put a few italians together they usually get noticed, more than people from other countrues, IMO.

Anyways, when I spot an evening with some groups of Italians, I do say I come from somewhere else, even though many girls know me and know I'm a "nice" italian.
:-)

BTW, last time I was at Artemis, all girls where totally pissed off with Iranians, saying that they where acting very badly with the girls. I almost had an argument with one of those guys myself.

As we say: "The mother of idiots is allways pregnant", and has no passport, I add.

Ciao!

Angus Magee

04-04-10, 08:44

As we say: "The mother of idiots is allways pregnant", and has no passport, I add.

Wise words indeed. I'll bet it sounds even better in Italian :)

My own observation on the Italian crowd at Artemis is that they tend to be young (ish) and arrive all together. The youth factor plus the group dynamic is, for me, what makes their presence difficult. Angus is a bit of an sedentary old dog who likes his peace & quiet. Crowds of young males posturing and snapping towels in the locker room are just about my worst case scenario.

What I find humorous is that the Romanian girls, who have a somewhat tarnished reputation (undeserved IME) in the FKK environment, so often will claim Italian heritage. Now we have Italian mongers, at least the more sophisticated of the crew, claiming French Canadian heritage to avoid hastily made prejudgements against them.

You have to admit a certain irony to this.

I myself certainly do not go by my Geordie moniker at the clubs and am always amused by the reaction I get when I tell the girls I am a Canadian. Most wonder aloud-what on earth am I doing in Germany when I come from such a land as Canada,land of milk, honey, grizzly bears & moose!

I have been know to tell them that I find that the European beaver much more to my taste than the Canadian variety.

Myrmidon

04-04-10, 14:01

Wise words indeed.
... I have been know to tell them that I find that the European beaver much more to my taste than the Canadian variety.ROFLMAO

First, let me say thanks to those of you who think enough of my country's pooning / mongering reputation to adopt us, even if only briefly. lol

When I travel to fair Europe's shores in two weeks, usually I would adopt a 'European' persona to blend in; I can now remain a Canuck & will remember AMs line. I am here to trap beaver, show me your pelt, (no offence intended Linus V.)

Myr.

Linus Van Pelt

04-04-10, 14:36

Wise words indeed. I'll bet it sounds even better in Italian :)"La madre degli idioti è sempre incinta"

Akibono

04-04-10, 16:43

ROFLMAO

First, let me say thanks to those of you who think enough of my country's pooning / mongering reputation to adopt us, even if only briefly. lol

When I travel to fair Europe's shores in two weeks, usually I would adopt a 'European' persona to blend in; I can now remain a Canuck & will remember AMs line. I am here to trap beaver, show me your pelt, (no offence intended Linus V.)

Myr.

And she will say: "show me the money."

Angus Magee

04-04-10, 16:47

I am here to trap beaver, show me your pelt

In actual fact I wonder if we can really still call that much coveted part of the female anatomy a beaver?

I mean, as I understood it a large part of the reasoning behind the slang name "beaver" came from the furry "pelt" associated with the pubic region. And this monger has gone quite some time since he experienced a provider with a true pubic pelt. The vast majority of the girls I have been with in the past years have been hairless beavers.

Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining and in fact I guess I prefer a shaved beaver. But I do occasionally feel a wee bit nostalgic for the furry variety. In fact some three years back I had a bit of a thing for a young Russian girl working at KD here in Berlin. She was a tiny girl and the first time I saw her she had beautiful, fine, downy pubic hair adorning her pussy lips. I found it charming!

Alas upon our second meeting she had shaved it bare :(

She told me her new BF was of the current porn generation and insisted she go smooth.

Kimino

04-04-10, 17:15

I myself certainly do not go by my Geordie moniker at the clubs and am always amused by the reaction I get when I tell the girls I am a Canadian.

You really are Canadian Angus???
Ahaha that's great. :-)

I actually lived in Montreal for about 6/7 years, a loooong time ago.
Left my heart there (part of it), even if they told me things have changed a lot.

Ciaooooo

Angus Magee

04-04-10, 17:27

You really are Canadian Angus???
Ahaha that's great. :-)

I actually lived in Montreal for about 6/7 years, a loooong time ago.
Left my heart there (part of it), even if they told me things have changed a lot.

Ciaooooo

I was not born in Canada but I have spent the greatest number of years there, in Toronto then Vancouver. I actually hold dual citizenship-Canada & GB.

But I am fairly luke warm about Canada as a place to live. I am not sure why.

My actual preference is to say that I am a citizen of planet Earth-and sometimes I am not even sure of that ;)

I find nationalism rather ugly and do not really understand how someone can be proud to happen to have been randomly born on a specific piece of earth?

Kimino

04-04-10, 21:45

I find nationalism rather ugly and do not really understand how someone can be proud to happen to have been randomly born on a specific piece of earth?

Totally agree!

Ciao

Charlie 123

04-08-10, 19:58

Don't be jealous, but I'm glad you agree with me. So, if you see Selma, next time (only if you're not so jealous), tell her I spoke to you about her, tell her I'm the Italian guy who showed her his I.D. to prove his real age. She will understand, I hope. Send her a kiss from me.

AllengAlleng,

I saw Selma last week and I did remember to say hello to her from you.

After some prompting, she did remember her session with you, and the fact that you had showed her your passport afterwards to prove your claimed age of 60. She had been convinced that you were only mid-40's (my age).

She sends her best wishes.

Charlie

Constant

04-12-10, 13:39

My actual preference is to say that I am a citizen of planet EarthCompared to you, I'm small minded, I always say I'm European.

I find nationalism rather ugly and do not really understand how someone can be proud to happen to have been randomly born on a specific piece of earth?Oh, my feelings exactly! Very smart words, yet people like us are in extreme minority.

Vale64

04-12-10, 23:05

I was in Artemis the 23th of march 2010, and visited this wonderful place with a friend of mine. We had a long stay here, so I can give you some useful suggestion.

Every girl 60 € normal rate.

***** top quality
**** excellent
*** very good
** good
* poor

- Katleen (Germany): ** : BBBJ, no DATY, no FK,
- Sunkandian (Thailand): ***** : Thai massage (plus 20 €), BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE, orgasm
- Joy (Lituania): *** : BBBJ, DATY, FK
- Roberta (Romania): ** : BBBJ, DATY, no FK
- Denise (Romania): * : BBBJ, DATY, no FK
- Clara (Bulgaria): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE
- Isabella (Moldavia): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, CIM (plus 50 €)
- Selina (Lituania): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE

Angus Magee

04-13-10, 09:27

I was in Artemis the 23th of march 2010, and visited this wonderful place with a friend of mine. We had a long stay here, so I can give you some useful suggestion.Thanks for the suggestions Vale. I wonder if the Roberta you mention is the same one I know. She is from Romania and when I first had her for a session the service was very good. Then she got a boob job and her service deteriorated dramatically. But I did not see her for some months last Fall.

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AM

Severin Carl

04-13-10, 15:20

I am not so often in Berlin for the moment but last week I had to go there an unfortunately the young lady I use to meet while being in Berlin, a student from Freie Universität, spent her holydays at home. So I decided to go to Artemis with a friend of mine who is an architect in Ringsted (DK) and I asked him about the building. Here is what he said: For a new built house Artemis shows some ramarkable failures. If you want to get from the entrance to the changing rooms you will have to climb up some steps, but there is no rail to hold on. This may be quite dangerous. The changing rooms are very narrow, the space between the lockers on both sides is much to small. Anyone who tries to hang his jacket in one of the upper lockers better be at least 1. 85m. The lower lockers to save your valuables can comfortabely opened when you lie flat on the floor.. There are no rubber mats in the showers so usually you stand on some cold and above all very slippery tiles. As the showers are next to the toilets the floor there is just as wet, as slippery, as dangerous. Around the showers there is no space to towel yourself unless yoo don't mind blocking access to the showers, the toilets and the wash basins. They say there would be elevators, but we didn't find them. It is difficult to say who is to blame. The architect or the owners ignorance. But should Artemis be up for some renovatipon, the failures should be corrected.

Vale64

04-13-10, 16:35

I wonder if the Roberta you mention is the same one I know. She is from Romania and when I first had her for a session the service was very good. Then she got a boob job and her service deteriorated dramatically. But I did not see her for some months last Fall.Hy Angus, I think that if it happens to be the same Roberta you spend much time enjoying this wonderful creature... Absolutely not GFE, but very very beutiful: about 1.65 m high, full of jewelry and exciting lingerie, big breast (after surgeon operation), nice face and black eyes and hair. Perfect body, nothing to complain about it! I must say, however, She's too professional and cold.

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AMUnfortunately I didn't noticed that girl, hope to help you next time I'll be in Artemis ;)

Nukrimo

04-13-10, 16:37

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AM

She was Brigitte from Serbia when I was there in October last year. Did not see her in January.

I remember her as tall and a pretty good session, and had a desire for me finishing on her breasts, which she pointed out several times was no extra charge. I find it refreshing when a girl tries to ... downsell, for lack of a better term, so of course I partook of that offer.

Angus Magee

04-14-10, 09:59

Severin Carl

04-14-10, 10:54

Well, in fact, that night the girls were not so tempting after all, but still tempting enough for me. I met a nice girl from Prague. And of course, Angus, its more important to present nice women. But I just wonder why a new house like Artemis has so many failures. It would have been quite easy to avoid them, I think. And to put some rail beside the steps and at least some rubber mats in the showers. May be somebody in the management of A will read this and react in a appropriate way... may be. Have a good time : SC

Bearsk

04-15-10, 07:29

So, thank for this ... are we going to start an FKK Architectual Critique thread, with Carl as moderator ...
Personally, I'd rather critique the girls architecture!

I am not so often in Berlin for the moment but last week I had to go there an unfortunately the young lady I use to meet while being in Berlin, a student from Freie Universität, spent her holydays at home. So I decided to go to Artemis with a friend of mine who is an architect in Ringsted (DK) and I asked him about the building. Here is what he said: For a new built house Artemis shows some ramarkable failures. If you want to get from the entrance to the changing rooms you will have to climb up some steps, but there is no rail to hold on. This may be quite dangerous. The changing rooms are very narrow, the space between the lockers on both sides is much to small. Anyone who tries to hang his jacket in one of the upper lockers better be at least 1. 85m. The lower lockers to save your valuables can comfortabely opened when you lie flat on the floor.. There are no rubber mats in the showers so usually you stand on some cold and above all very slippery tiles. As the showers are next to the toilets the floor there is just as wet, as slippery, as dangerous. Around the showers there is no space to towel yourself unless yoo don't mind blocking access to the showers, the toilets and the wash basins. They say there would be elevators, but we didn't find them. It is difficult to say who is to blame. The architect or the owners ignorance. But should Artemis be up for some renovatipon, the failures should be corrected.

Angus Magee

04-15-10, 07:48

May be somebody in the management of A will read this and react in a appropriate way... may be. Have a good time : SC

I wouldn't hold my breath on this one S C. While the management at Artemis may just read the German forums (I know some bordellos do. I have seen KD respond very positively to critiques on Verkehrsberichte) I doubt they go so far as to read here. But I know that Artemis does have at the front desk a feedback form you can ask for if you feel so inclined. Last year they changed all the shower heads in response to complaints about the old ones.

Member #4626

04-18-10, 15:29

I have been reading some reports in here about the Artemis and finally decided to make a trip to Artemis.

The trip should have been from 16-18 April. I bought flight tickets and made a hotel reservation. But on the day of my trip all flights were cancelled.

That didn't stopped me. I bought a train ticket (from Denmark to berlin). I couldn't get the Intercity express ticket all the way and therefor it took me about 12 hours to get to berlin.

I arrived at my hotel at 9pm and after such long and boring trip I decided to cancel the visit to Artemis and just sit in a bar and have something to drink.

Next day (17 April) I arrived at Artemis at 2:30pm. It was like I already knew the place because of all the reports in this forum. I took shower and directly went down to the wellness area. I tried to workout, but my mind was at all the nacked girls upstairs. I droped the workout and went upstairs at sit at the bar. I ordered a beer and was amazed by all beautifull and naked girls. Three or four girls come immediately and asked if I wanted company and if I want to go upstairs. I polietly rejected them all.

Celina (lituanian): after 20 minuetes at the bar celina came to me at we start talking. I could remember a recommandation from a report about her, so after 15 minuetes of talk and a promis from her that she will take good care of me (first time in Artemis and she was my first girl) we went upstairs. She has a slim and very beautifull body and natural breasts. She delivered what she had promissed and I had a very good time with her.

? (makedonien): After I was back at the lounge and sit on a couch for 15 minuets a girl (I forgot her name) came to me. Black curley hair, very beautiful face, good body with soft but fake boobs. She came to me and put her head on my laps and we talked for 15 minuets. She promissed among other things that she likes and will deliver FK but the only kiss I got was when I gave her money and it was not a FK. OK sex, but wouldn't repeat.

After that I decieded to take a rest, went downstairs and tried to relax. Many girls came by and I rejected them. After 30-45 min rest, I went upstairs to get a drink.

Laila (Slovakia): I was at the bar and enjoying my drink and the view of naked girls that a girl (just came in) come to me. I told her that I wanted to relax for sometime and she said ok maybe see you later, but we fill in talking and we talked almost for 45 minuets. She is not so beautifull but very sweet. I decided to take her upstairs and she was wonderfull, be caps breast, but well placed. I enjoyed the session very well. After that I saw her many times and every time she came to me just to ask how I was doing (not pushing for the room). I promissed her another session the next day.

Celi or Sili (?): After the third session I was very tired. I relaxed in a couch at a corner and refused any girl which came by. I stayed there for one hour then I saw a blond tall beautiful girl with short cut hair and round face. I thought she was Ella and wanted to make a move, but another punther got her. After some time I felt hungry and went to eat something. When I was eathing I saw her again. She came for eathing. I finished my meal and went to the bar and sit at the first chair near to kitchen, ready to invite her when she has finished her meal. But when she came out of the kitchen she went directly to the cinema. After 2 min I went at cinema but she was busy with another fellow and I saw that later they went upstairs. I waited again for her and this time I succedded in inviting her to a chair beside me at the bar. She is easy to talk to and we talked and laughed for 20 minutes, then I invited her to upstaires. She give me BBBJ and she is very good at it. After that we had sex in various positions. I got problem with my 'guy' and maybe it was because of so many sessions I had in a short time. But she suggested if she could make me come by BBBJ, I accepted and she begun and ended with her wonderfull skill.

I am on my way to Artemis right now, so I will post the part two when I am back at Denmark.

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Rome Whenin

04-19-10, 03:23

Here were my impressions of this place which is so famous.

First, it is easy to get to by S-Bahn. You really can't miss it. I arrived about 5pm or so on a Sunday.

I was surprised, maybe I shouldn't have been, by a few things. First there are a fair number of naked dudes walking around or swimming. It is the fkk culture I assume. No big deal, but notable. You will see sausage.

Also, the non-talent staff is very low key, administrative, as if you were in a hotel. To them, its just a regular workplace. Its kinda funny.

Third, I found the food room kinda hilarious. Girls and guys, in their robes, noshing away. Very unsexy room, like a cafeteria.

As for the main event. There were plenty of girls, and none are ugly, a few are beautiful; though as I'll explain later, many were not my type.

I turned away a few early requests, exploring the place, which has all kinds of rooms, cinemas, saunas, bathes, most of which were pretty empty. Back at the bar (which is too smokey for my tastes) I was propositioned by 2 girls, one thinner and very hot, and one larger and less so, who wanted to go for a 3-some. I wasn't in the mood, particulalry, because I didn't think the larger girl was cute. Maybe this was rude, but I said I only wanted one, and went with the thin, sexy one, whose name unfortunately I forget. She claimed to be italian, but from Germany Hamburg.

Wasn't good. We didn't really click and the thing was rushed. This girl was what people call an Optix or something, beautiful, but soulless.

After a snack in the eating room, which as I said I found hilarious. All these girls in towels and men in their robes, eating german beef and sauerkraut. I wandered out again.

This time I eyed over a pretty girl, thin with a sweet face. Somehow now I've forgotten her name too! She was Hungarian and liked speaking english better than german.

She was great, for what I like. Long conversation before going to the room, lots of kissing, slow beginning, long sex, intense ending. Very enjoyable. She said, (though perhaps they always say such things) that she preferred it that way, and that many of the men who come to the club are "very angry. "

That was a bit of a scary comment, I thought.

Anyhow I left soon thereafter, I didn't have forever.

I did wonder one thing. In truth, many of the girls were for my tastes, at least, very busty, tall, playboy-like. I understand that's a popular genre. But are there are bordellos that cater to a taste for smaller women and/or sweeter dispositions?

I'm not really complaining, Artemis is a world wonder, but I was curious after than visit.

Gsam1212

04-20-10, 05:15

Maybe this was rude, but I said I only wanted one, and went with the thin, sexy one, whose name unfortunately I forget. She claimed to be italian, but from Germany Hamburg.

Wasn't good. We didn't really click and the thing was rushed. This girl was what people call an Optix or something, beautiful, but soulless.Did this girl have short hair, very pretty face, hot body, small/medium breasts, and a tattoo on (most of) her back?

Member #4626

04-20-10, 12:10

Sunday 18 April:

I arrived at Artemis at 5pm. I entered the lounge and noticed that there were not so many girls and guys. The day before I been told that it was a very slow night and next day (Sunday) it use to be more people. But I assume because of the flight restrictions there wasn't so many people. Later on number of girls increased to almost 2:1.

first session: Celina (Lithuanian) from the day before. I couldn't resist her when she came to me. yesterday she was my first girl and today she became my first. Wonderful session as yesterday.

Second and third session: Laila (Slovakia) sorry folks not so much new. Again a repeat from yesterday which I had two sessions with. very sweet girl and easy to talk to and very good performer.

After the second session with Laila I decided to take a long break and this time it should be a new girl. I was approached by many girls and we talked a little bit, but I couldn't find one whom I wanted to have a session with. But at after some time I noticed a blond young and not so tall girl sitting at the bar alone and she was not a girl who approached the guys. After half an hour noticing her and looked at her beauty I invited her to my couch.

fourth and fifth session: Maribel (Romanian): She didn't speak English and very little German, but with my skills almost being zero at German we couldn't make any conversation. She kept talking in Romanian and I had to guess what it meant or ask her to explain in sign language. She was very beautiful, cute, big natural breasts, had a lovely smile and beautiful blue eyes. After 20 minuets we went upstairs. We had a very good time at the room. At start she made porno like sound and then laughed as she knew herself that it was fake. But later on she became quite and then I could see that she was enjoying it too. I can still remember her beautiful blue eyes looking at me when she gave me BBBJ. After the first session with her I was looking for other girls but I couldn't find one as beautiful as her and decided to repeat with her again.

After I finished the second session with Maribel that time was 4:30am and I had to go to my Hotel. I had a flight for Monday at 10am but I knew there wasn't be any flight and I had to take the train back to Denmark.

I have never been in any other FKK so it is not relative but only about Artemis. Artemis is a dreamland. I liked the concept that you can see, choose, talk to the girl and then you decide if you want to have more with her. As the girls said it was slow nights, but for me it was perfect. I didn't had to make any fast decisions and could pick the girl I wanted.

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Bearsk

04-24-10, 17:18

I am headed back to Berlin next week.
I will likely visit the place.
As well as regulars, I have fantasy list: German girl Lizz, A level with Nigerian Maribel, Romania Antonia blonde petite, Friend of Antonia also petite brown hair with curls, deep brown eyes and killer body. Does anyone know the name of Antonio's friend?
Recent posts from SK and Vale64 noted. Any other helpful suggestions on new talent.
I will post as usual. BSK

Bearsk

04-24-10, 17:21

When you say no FK - was it your choice or they refused? Why?

I was in Artemis the 23th of march 2010, and visited this wonderful place with a friend of mine. We had a long stay here, so I can give you some useful suggestion.

Every girl 60 € normal rate.

***** top quality
**** excellent
*** very good
** good
* poor

- Katleen (Germany): ** : BBBJ, no DATY, no FK,
- Sunkandian (Thailand): ***** : Thai massage (plus 20 €), BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE, orgasm
- Joy (Lituania): *** : BBBJ, DATY, FK
- Roberta (Romania): ** : BBBJ, DATY, no FK
- Denise (Romania): * : BBBJ, DATY, no FK
- Clara (Bulgaria): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE
- Isabella (Moldavia): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, CIM (plus 50 €)
- Selina (Lituania): **** : BBBJ, DATY, FK, GFE

Vale64

04-24-10, 18:16

When you say no FK - was it your choice or they refused? Why?I ever ask for FK, and very often for DATY; almost every time I ask for it while contracting, so I don't have unpleasant surprises when in room. Anyway, while making sex I always try to kiss, no matter if She told me not before, and sometimes I get success ;)

In these cases, the ladies you are asking for expressly refused to give me Franch kiss. I don't know why, but I choose theme the same because they were wonderful and I didn't matter.

Kimino

05-01-10, 21:53

On another topic-I happened across this website today.

http://ninaintim.de/index.php?file=home

This girl works (or at least used to work) at Artemis. In fact she is the girl who was featured in the short Artemis "behind the scenes" TV show posted here a few months back. I do not know what name she went by at Artemis but maybe she has some fans who have been looking for her?

AM

Ciao Angus!
As somebody else said, she is from Serbia.
I don't remember the details but I remember having a very nice time with her.

All this remembering made me book a flight for 18/20 of may. (That's a tuesday and wednesday ) :-)

Hope the line up will be as good as last time I was there, a couple of months ago.

Can't wait to be there!

Ciao all.

Mac75

05-02-10, 15:04

Hi, I will be visiting Berlin FKK Artemis on the nights of May 17,18,19. I have already been there approx 10 times before since '07. If any fellow forum member would like to meet up please send a PM. I have already posted in TP&A but thought I would post here also as more likely to get a response. Cheers.

Wolfram

05-06-10, 02:02

One of the absolute best clubs I have visited in Germany, and during the last years I believe I have been to most of the ”famous” NRW and Frankfurt clubs as well as others. Well kept, clean, great sauna area, nice buffet and a nice variety of talent.

Amara; is I gem, after I was sure that I had spent all my stamina for the night she convinced me to go again. And it was the best experience of the day, GFE

Did three others as well, all nice but not exceptional.

If you are in the area you should give Artemis a try.

Thanks to other forum members for their previous reports, I will save you from the trouble of reading the same info as you will find in earlier reports
Wolf

Bearsk

05-06-10, 02:11

Trip to Berlin, arrived Sunday. Jet lagged, caught a short sleep and headed to Artemis arrived around 5pm.
Reasonable talent on deck although several favourites missing.

Latched onto by Gabrista (Gabriela) from Budapest, 21 year old brunette, big breasts, 163cm tall, fantastic brown eyes, stud right upper lip, English pretty good.

In the room she asks why I picked her, I tell her I thought she had a nice attitude and reminded me of Angel Dark - she liked that - she told me she was very horny and needed my help (what's a chap to do?!). I started with some Kussen mit Tongue working the very ample breast and clit with my fingers. She liked the lechen but did not seem to get too wet despite appreciative noise. Gabriela then my something of an understatement: "I need to suck your cock" she then starts with a down the throat BBBJ interspersed with nibbled tongue work - she gets off on watching herself in the mirrors. Meanwhile I am working the pussy and the juice starts to flow. We move into FS, she grinds on my pubic bone as those breasts go up and down. We try some positions and she clearly like it hard and deep dog style (although she in a blase way mentions she wants this but that my cock is too big to go in her anus and she does not like that anyway). In any case, we are going at it and she clearly like watching herself getting screwed in the mirror especially her tits banging back and forward. I pin her arms behind her back so her breast swing more and she feels powerless, she then rapidly orgasms. I put her on her side and continue the deal in really a very wet pussy.

Gabriela then recomposes herself, uncouples and pulls the condom off. She wants me to CIM and after several minutes of effort, I oblige. She provides a critique on the taste of the sperm and tells me I need to visit the dining room for desert!

We part ways and I find AM. We are sitting at the base of the stairs when Gabriela walks past headed up to Zimmer with another guy. She steps back and gives a bent arm folded into her mouth sign. Several guys tell me she can be hit and miss - worked for me.

I then chatted with AM.

I was approached by Mary, favourite blonde Bulgarian 25 yo 160cm tall, dry sense of humor may put some off. I wave her off once and tell her I am talking to my friend. She tells me my friend is a big boy and can care for himself and that she wants me. A while later she returns and I relent.
On the way up she says, "you want to do me and my friend", laughing dryly. Now generally I am against group sex, its against my morals and one of the marks of downturn in society like what happen to the Roman forum and, in addition, generally an offer of my friend to come = lets meet my ugly sister. In this case, the friend is Siena, 26 yo bleech blonde gal with slender body, nice face and augmented breasts. I take one look at her muscular back end and I say "yes". Siena leaves some poor guy standing at the bar to join us (sorry). We had a really good session, I declined the offer of a Lesbian show since, while they live together they are not into each other and its not my thing.

Finally, the night is winding down. Like a few guys, I was having trouble hooking up with the ones of fancied. I met Rose, a Latvian girl with a killer body and ask her a few basic questions - she became rapidly inpatient and told me "we are here for fun, enough questions and some fun!" Ok Rose, so show me some attitude - I was not about to risk it.

I grabbed Samira, little spinner from Izmir in Turkey, marginal English better German. Small girl - made up for lack of technique on BBBJ with enthusiasm - spitting on cock from a great height and deepthroating with gusto. Occasionally a little toothy. Enthusiastic FS - "fickt mir" needed no translation. If it had not been such a long day I would have picked her up and bounced her round a bit more. It was a good short session - not quite up to the first 2 but enjoyable.

I showered and lay at the base of the stairs - nice visits from from Kimberley - 22 yo German-Barbadan mix, coffee colored skin with nice mid size breast and pretty face, 170cm and Patik a Romania girl - petite perfect bum and cut middle east face. Nada going on for me from that point. I head to hotel in the small hours.