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Hi, yes I mean in Germany as a whole. I was reading that Oase in Frankfurt is not as good as it used to be. Any other options?I don t know Artemis, but Oase and Sharks are not good value for money, most girls asking too expensive for their quality. Nevertheless, I still find few good beauties in Germany or at Freubad. Ch and what pleasure will be to push on German autobahns when rocket will be fully improved I wish on Friday, but I worry for brakes front disks going into too high heat.
Can someone suggest any better FKK in Germany besides Artemis?
I don t know Artemis, but Oase and Sharks are not good value for money, most girls asking too expensive for their quality. Nevertheless, I still find few good beauties in Germany or at Freubad. Ch and what pleasure will be to push on German autobahns when rocket will be fully improved I wish on Friday, but I worry for brakes front disks going into too high heat.
BackpackBrian
11-30-22, 02:42
Can someone suggest any better FKK in Germany besides Artemis?Visited Mainhatten a couple of times this month and I'll say Mainhatten is probably one of my favorite clubs!
Overall, it's subjectively big, big nice kino, nice lounge area, new smoking room detached from lounge, good food (went on Tuesday and was prime rib steak night, so everyone got a custom cooked prime rib steak on top of the buffet), great wellness with a sauna meister that comes certain days during the week and on weekends. Very relaxing environment.
The girls are not as abundant as Sharks or as pretty as Globe and I'd say there're on average 25 girls on any given day, but there are some veterans that have been there for 7-10 years and give great service. I had some 50430 sessions and some 100430 sessions all with BBBJ + CFS, nothing memorable but not lacking in any way. Had 1 session that started in the Kino and then went to the room. I always like this format as there are rooms right next to the kino and the kino is usually empty.
Steve 9696
11-30-22, 04:00
Can someone suggest any better FKK in Germany besides Artemis?Yea Sharks and Oase are not as good as they used to be. They are both still better than Artemis. Artemis is nothing more than profoundly adequate. Sharks has better facility and better girls and wider selection. Hands down.
Hyperion2007
11-30-22, 08:59
Yea Sharks and Oase are not as good as they used to be. They are both still better than Artemis. Artemis is nothing more than profoundly adequate. Sharks has better facility and better girls and wider selection. Hands down.Totally agree and I would put Sharks much higher than Oase that can be very hit and miss from what I heard. It seems the party days are good with a decent line-up but all the other days are dead with a line-up at the level of a small club from NRW, between 20 and 30 girls, and some in the club since the 00's.
Even if the line-up in Sharks is inferior at what it was in the autumn 2021 (with regularly more than 100 girls), it's still the biggest with around 80 girls the weekends.
Hi, yes I mean in Germany as a whole. I was reading that Oase in Frankfurt is not as good as it used to be. Any other options?I think they are all in decline, certainly all the popular and most talked about FKK.
OfficeMatt
11-30-22, 18:46
I will be in Berlin over the Christmas holidays (December 23-28) and I was wondering if anyone knows what days Artemis may be closed or have reduced hours? I did not see anything the last time I checked their website.
Nooky Ninja
12-03-22, 08:25
I will be in Berlin over the Christmas holidays (December 23-28) and I was wondering if anyone knows what days Artemis may be closed or have reduced hours? I did not see anything the last time I checked their website.Closed evening 24 and all day 25 Dec. If you search here "Artemis Christmas" about 40 reports come up talking about pros and cons about pros (ha ha) over holidays. You can also email or call Artemis directly.
Totally agree and I would put Sharks much higher than Oase that can be very hit and miss from what I heard. It seems the party days are good with a decent line-up but all the other days are dead with a line-up at the level of a small club from NRW, between 20 and 30 girls, and some in the club since the 00's.
Even if the line-up in Sharks is inferior at what it was in the autumn 2021 (with regularly more than 100 girls), it's still the biggest with around 80 girls the weekends.I don't say for Oase, but sometimes better quality among only 20/30 girls than among 80 averages.
Nooky Ninja
12-04-22, 08:28
I don't say for Oase, but sometimes better quality among only 20/30 girls than among 80 averages.Siri -again, confusing language. "Don't say" for? 80 "averages"? Meaning takes too much work to understand. Yes of course, quality not function of quantity.
You have much good info and experience to share but your English very very very confusing. Almost always. Almost all 20.000 posts! Seriously, Siri. Ninja talk with others and many feel same.
Please use translator. Easy, quick. Write first in French then just copy & paste translation. Ninja do same. First Mandarin, then translate. Take 5 seconds. Help Forum quality. For duty and humanity.
Merci.
Travis McGee
12-06-22, 16:10
I recently went to Artemis. It was my first time there – or at any FKK club, for that matter.
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ARRIVAL.
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I took an Uber there from my Kreuzberg hotel, which was a little pricey, but then again I went during rush hour. Artemis is located near the western edge of Berlin, rather far from the center of town.
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I walked in and was promptly greeted by a cheerful desk clerk who first asked me to read a one-pager about Artemis's rules and procedures. I paid my entrance fee of 90 euros and was given two wristbands and a red robe.
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I walked into the men's locker room. In keeping with the FKK ethos, there isn't any privacy in there; you change and shower in the company of other naked men.
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Some other posts on this board have wondered whether the robes that are given out are color-coded in some way. The woman I eventually went with told me that was not the case, that it was just a random thing.
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I undressed and stowed my clothes in a tall locker that opened when I held my wristband in front of a sensor on the door. I put on the robe and stowed my wallet and glasses in a much smaller locker (about the size of a loaf of bread) located in an adjacent room. This, too, opened when it was in the proximity of my wristband. I selected and donned a pair of plastic sandals and headed for the bar, which is on the same floor (the second) as the reception area.
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The first thing I noticed is that there were a lot of delightfully naked sexy women lounging around there. I was struck by how good-looking and in shape all of the women were; I don't think I saw any I'the rank lower than a 7, but your mileage may vary.
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A few of the women walked up to me and asked me where I was from and suggested maybe I would like their natural tits and their tight pussies. Quite the sales pitch. I begged off, saying that I wanted to explore the place first. The women were amenable to that, but after a while I got a little tired of being propositioned so often so I went downstairs to the sauna / health club / pool / massage / hammam / gym area. While a few women came down there to chat up some of the men, for the most part it was more peaceful and freer from solicitation than the bar floor bar. There were two or three guys actually sleeping in lounge chairs by the pool.
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I went into the 90-degree sauna (there's also a 60-degree one) and worked up a good sweat. Then I rinsed off with a quick shower and a dip in the pool. At poolside I saw another guy getting what looked like an expert massage from a masseur there.
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I should add that the whole place seemed impeccably clean and well-run.
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I got myself a Sprite. Soft drinks are free; to drink alcohol, you must buy a 10-euro token. The selection of alcohol is small and limited to beer and shots; cocktails aren't on the menu. Alcohol seems to be deliberately de-emphasized in this place, which is probably a good idea.
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I started talking with Claudia, a Polish woman who'the solicited me earlier. She was tall, dark-haired, toned, and nicely built with natural tits and no stretch marks or tattoos. She later told me she was 35 and had no kids. That suits me fine because I prefer women of that age who know their way around a man's body. I asked her about anal and she said she did not offer it. But there was something that seemed to click with me about her so I decided to go with her anyway.
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She led me up to the third floor, which according to a sign at the stairs, is off-limits to unescorted men. We went into a good-sized room with a round bed in one corner. The bed was illuminated by warm, hidden spotlights, while the rest of the room was dimly lit. There were mirrors on both walls at this corner which gave a good view of the action. The setting accomplished the rare feat of being designed with sex in mind while not being tacky.
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THE BUSINESS.
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As we laid naked on the bed, Claudia explained what she offered. It seemed that there is a base fee of 70 euros and everything else a la carte, with separate specified charges for a massage, for a body-to-body massage, for prostate stimulation, for BBBJ, for CIM, etc. That was a bit of a buzzkill. It seemed to remove all possibility of spontaneity – and it could get expensive fast. Claudia said that these charges were fixed by the women who worked there, and that is confirmed on the Artemis website and by the info sheet I read when I arrived.
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Claudia was definitely a talker, at times verging on logorrhea. There was the usual prosser patter about how much she liked me, etc. , but she also talked about her work (she's been at Artemis for seven years), the war and the pandemic, her hometown, etc. After all that talk, I thought it was time to put her mouth to better use.
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I opted for a one-hour session with a massage and a bareback CIM blowjob with prostate stimulation. Claudia was very skilled and took it deep. She kept me on the edge for a long time until I erupted – and she didn't spill a drop. Truly one of the best BJs I've had.
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THE AFTERMATH.
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I put my robe and slippers back on and went back downstairs with Claudia. While she stood by, I opened the small locker with a wave of my wristband and pulled out my wallet. I didn't quite have enough cash on me, but there are ATMs conveniently situated right there. Unfortunately, they charge an absurdly high fee of $25. This fee might be lower for people whose bank deposits are denominated in euros. Oh well – lesson learned.
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I bought a drink token at the front desk, went into the bar, and grabbed a beer. I then retreated to the pool / sauna area on the first floor. After alternating trips to the sauna with dips in the pool, I decided I'the had enough. I found my way back to the men's changing area, opened the big locker with my wristband, and got dressed. An Uber came for me 8 minutes later. I also noted a number of taxis waiting in the parking lot.
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PARTING SHOTS.
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Artemis attracts guys from all over. I saw African, Asian, European, and North American men there. The women there were nearly all European—and hot. It's definitely run with German efficiency and attention to detail. The facilities are top-notch. Artemis is the nicest and most complete brothel I've been to.
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Of course, there's a price to be paid for that. Having mongered in the developing world for years, the prices came as a bit of a shock to me. I suppose that's to be expected. With transportation, the entrance fee, my one drink token, the base fee, and the optional extras fees, it's very easy to spend $300 or more. And if you go over budget, as I did, you then get hit with high ATM fees on top of that.
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I liked the overall concept of Artemis as a place to hang out, work out, bathe, drink, enjoy a massage and a sauna, and get laid. I would have enjoyed it a little more if I'the been propositioned by fewer women – it gets tiresome when you're just trying to chill or explore the premises. But the hey-babying was not nearly as oppressive as I've had it at some other brothels, so I suppose I should count my blessings.
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Would I return? Absolutely, just as soon as my bank account is ready.
Siri -again, confusing language. "Don't say" for? 80 "averages"? Meaning takes too much work to understand. Yes of course, quality not function of quantity.
You have much good info and experience to share but your english very very very confusing. Almost always. Almost all 20.000 posts! Seriously, Siri. Ninja talk with others and many feel same.
Please use translator. Easy, quick. Write first in French then just copy & paste translation. Ninja do same. First Mandarin, then translate. Take 5 seconds. Help Forum quality. For duty and humanity.
Merci.I m sorry but if I didn t write in english, which relax my mind or keep me woken up on my long night drivings through western EU, then I would not have much interest to write here, when kind of english lessons, but I can tell You my too many followers read all of me and even ask around to try to find my girls I don t name anymore to protect them from bullshits about me when they don t deserve to be bothered by this kind of guys. I never visited Artemis because I was told not natural enough looks for me, even Sofia. De was with naturals at Artemis and put silicon for Globe.
As we laid naked on the bed, Claudia explained what she offered. It seemed that there is a base fee of 70 euros and everything else a la carte, with separate specified charges for a massage, for a body-to-body massage, for prostate stimulation, for BBBJ, for CIM, etc. That was a bit of a buzzkill. It seemed to remove all possibility of spontaneity and it could get expensive fast. Claudia said that these charges were fixed by the women who worked there, and that is confirmed on the Artemis website and by the info sheet I read when I arrived.Liked your report, even if the format was strange. You mentioned that a girl wanted to charge you extra for a massage. I like to get massages during sessions, and even bring my own special massage oils, but I have never paid extra for that (same for kissing which for me is far more satisfying when 100% spontaneous). I've had some girls deliver massages that were as good or better than a professional, and some that have been absolutely terrible, but never once have I paid extra for a massage (and never will). If I'm in the mood for one, then I will try to work it into the overall price that I'm agreeable to paying, and usually the girl will go along with that as long as she knows she's otherwise about to make some good money (I almost always go for hour sessions with anal). If they do insist on extra for a massage, then I will drop it, and otherwise would still go with the girl if she's up for doing everything else that I want. But like I said, I usually get massages without any upsell charge for them. And as for kissing, I don't even bring that up. That's not a "must have" for me like it is for a lot of guys. If it happens then it happens, we both wanted it, and I'm not paying extra for it! Glad you enjoyed your first FKK experience well enough to want to do it again. There are lots of FKK clubs around Germany (also in Austria and Switzerland but Germany is my fav FKK destination based on price and quality tutes). Artemis has been one of my steady favorite FKK clubs for many of the reasons you mentioned in your report. I know that a lack of spontaneity can be a buzzkill for a monger, but if there's something you really, really want in a session, then it's always better to ask about it up front rather than be disappointed and / or frustrated later, especially if it's something that a significant number of girls might not do (like anal sex). Welcome to the "club"!
I recently went to Artemis. It was my first time there or at any FKK club, for that matter.
THE BUSINESS.
As we laid naked on the bed, Claudia explained what she offered. It seemed that there is a base fee of 70 euros and everything else a la carte, with separate specified charges for a massage, for a body-to-body massage, for prostate stimulation, for BBBJ, for CIM, etc. That was a bit of a buzzkill. It seemed to remove all possibility of spontaneity and it could get expensive fast. Claudia said that these charges were fixed by the women who worked there, and that is confirmed on the Artemis website and by the info sheet I read when I arrived.
For your next trip you can generally get a much better "deal" if you set the prices before you go up to the room. It is easier to drive a decent bargain if there's a threat you can walk away from the deal. Generally the BBBJ is extra unless you are pricing an hour. The PM, CIM are almost always extra even in an hour. But like Cane said, I've never paid for the massage. When you do 30 minutes, everything seems a la carte.
25 to use the ATM, wow that's worse than paying extra for kissing!
Travis McGee
12-07-22, 08:24
I should have specified that the extra massage charge was for the "body to body" massage with oil.
Liked your report, even if the format was strange. You mentioned that a girl wanted to charge you extra for a massage. I like to get massages during sessions, and even bring my own special massage oils, but I have never paid extra for that (same for kissing which for me is far more satisfying when 100% spontaneous). I've had some girls deliver massages that were as good or better than a professional, and some that have been absolutely terrible, but never once have I paid extra for a massage (and never will). If I'm in the mood for one, then I will try to work it into the overall price that I'm agreeable to paying, and usually the girl will go along with that as long as she knows she's otherwise about to make some good money (I almost always go for hour sessions with anal). If they do insist on extra for a massage, then I will drop it, and otherwise would still go with the girl if she's up for doing everything else that I want. But like I said, I usually get massages without any upsell charge for them. And as for kissing, I don't even bring that up. That's not a "must have" for me like it is for a lot of guys. If it happens then it happens, we both wanted it, and I'm not paying extra for it! Glad you enjoyed your first FKK experience well enough to want to do it again. There are lots of FKK clubs around Germany (also in Austria and Switzerland but Germany is my fav FKK destination based on price and quality tutes). Artemis has been one of my steady favorite FKK clubs for many of the reasons you mentioned in your report. I know that a lack of spontaneity can be a buzzkill for a monger, but if there's something you really, really want in a session, then it's always better to ask about it up front rather than be disappointed and / or frustrated later, especially if it's something that a significant number of girls might not do (like anal sex). Welcome to the "club"!
Travis McGee
12-08-22, 15:35
I returned to Artemis and was smarter about it than I was a few days ago.
First, I took the metro instead of an Uber. The Westkreuz metro stop is just about 100 meters from Artemis, so my transportation costs were a LOT less.
Second, I was savvier about what I wanted to pay for. Since everything is priced separately, getting the works is very expensive. So this time I didn't go for the body-to-body massage, the CIM, or a long session. I paid only the 90 euro admission, the flat 70 euro half hour fee plus a 100 euro upcharge for anal. That's still a big bill, but in this case well worth it.
I went with Rosalee, a Greek woman who said she'the worked at Artemis for six years and was 35 years old. She had an all-natural body with no stretch marks. Not as stunning as Claudia, my previous Artemis selection, but attractive with a good attitude. I wound up having one of the best sessions ever.
She began by kissing me all over and then licking my balls and perineum. Then she took me into her mouth and damn, she went all the way down to the root. The bed was right next to a mirror so I could see every beautiful detail. Then she slipped a condom on me and mounted up for a cowgirl ride. After several minutes of that, she shifted our position to anal cowgirl. She leaned back and exposed her pussy to me and encouraged me to rub it while she repeatedly impaled her ass on my cock. Amazing. This is a woman who knows how to please.
My general observations of Artemis were the same as in my previous report, so I won't repeat them here except to say that the quality of the women there is breathtaking.
I returned to Artemis and was smarter about it than I was a few days ago.
First, I took the metro instead of an Uber. The Westkreuz metro stop is just about 100 meters from Artemis, so my transportation costs were a LOT less.
Second, I was savvier about what I wanted to pay for. Since everything is priced separately, getting the works is very expensive. So this time I didn't go for the body-to-body massage, the CIM, or a long session. I paid only the 90 euro admission, the flat 70 euro half hour fee plus a 100 euro upcharge for anal. That's still a big bill, but in this case well worth it.
I went with Rosalee, a Greek woman who said she'the worked at Artemis for six years and was 35 years old. She had an all-natural body with no stretch marks. Not as stunning as Claudia, my previous Artemis selection, but attractive with a good attitude. I wound up having one of the best sessions ever.
She began by kissing me all over and then licking my balls and perineum. Then she took me into her mouth and damn, she went all the way down to the root. The bed was right next to a mirror so I could see every beautiful detail. Then she slipped a condom on me and mounted up for a cowgirl ride. After several minutes of that, she shifted our position to anal cowgirl. She leaned back and exposed her pussy to me and encouraged me to rub it while she repeatedly impaled her ass on my cock. Amazing. This is a woman who knows how to please.
My general observations of Artemis were the same as in my previous report, so I won't repeat them here except to say that the quality of the women there is breathtaking.Great report. Congrats. Very jealous!
I went with Rosalee, a Greek woman who said she'the worked at Artemis for six years and was 35 years old. She had an all-natural body with no stretch marks. Not as stunning as Claudia, my previous Artemis selection, but attractive with a good attitude.Had my first session with her in March 2011. Maybe she's longer working at A than seven years only.
BlueMoon22
12-11-22, 20:18
It was awesome to try. I have read that this isn't the best FKK in the bunch so I'll probably try another in the Frankfurt area when I get a chance. For me, GFE is still king and from what I've experienced, a GFE guy (like me) would do waaaaay better with a girl from SA. However, this is quite the experience and even GFE guys should give it a shot once.
02.Where is the better GFE at? What is SA? I'm heading to Germany soon and want to hit an FKK, red light somewhere and just try a few things.
AlexFlipuc
12-11-22, 22:38
I returned to Artemis and was smarter about it than I was a few days ago.
First, I took the metro instead of an Uber. The Westkreuz metro stop is just about 100 meters from Artemis, so my transportation costs were a LOT less.
Second, I was savvier about what I wanted to pay for. Since everything is priced separately, getting the works is very expensive. So this time I didn't go for the body-to-body massage, the CIM, or a long session. I paid only the 90 euro admission, the flat 70 euro half hour fee plus a 100 euro upcharge for anal. That's still a big bill, but in this case well worth it.
I went with Rosalee, a Greek woman who said she'the worked at Artemis for six years and was 35 years old. She had an all-natural body with no stretch marks. Not as stunning as Claudia, my previous Artemis selection, but attractive with a good attitude. I wound up having one of the best sessions ever.
She began by kissing me all over and then licking my balls and perineum. Then she took me into her mouth and damn, she went all the way down to the root. The bed was right next to a mirror so I could see every beautiful detail. Then she slipped a condom on me and mounted up for a cowgirl ride. After several minutes of that, she shifted our position to anal cowgirl. She leaned back and exposed her pussy to me and encouraged me to rub it while she repeatedly impaled her ass on my cock. Amazing. This is a woman who knows how to please.
My general observations of Artemis were the same as in my previous report, so I won't repeat them here except to say that the quality of the women there is breathtaking.I've had Rosalee, she's not a perfect in terms of looks compared to the other girls and she's older in her 30's, but she gives a good session. She did say to slow down alot though, she doesn't like to be pounded.
Keyser Soze 55
12-12-22, 01:44
Where is the better GFE at? What is SA? I'm heading to Germany soon and want to hit an FKK, red light somewhere and just try a few things.That's one of the problems with this site. For new people first visiting the phrase "SA" means nothing. I'm headed to Frankfurt in January and intend to drop by FKK Sharks, FKK Mainhattan, FKK Palace and Partytreff Bordell Treff 188. Maybe FKK OASE. I'm 51 years old so I'll see if it's too much. At a minimum I'll go to FKK Mainhattan and Palace.
BlueMoon22
12-14-22, 05:52
That's one of the problems with this site. For new people first visiting the phrase "SA" means nothing. I'm headed to Frankfurt in January and intend to drop by FKK Sharks, FKK Mainhattan, FKK Palace and Partytreff Bordell Treff 188. Maybe FKK OASE. I'm 51 years old so I'll see if it's too much. At a minimum I'll go to FKK Mainhattan and Palace.I know quite a few terms but not SA. I try and read a lot and pick up on stuff. I can't decide where all I want to go visit but want to hit an FKK at nearly every stop.
Nooky Ninja
12-14-22, 08:27
I know quite a few terms but not SA. I try and read a lot and pick up on stuff. I can't decide where all I want to go visit but want to hit an FKK at nearly every stop."Seeking Arrangement" older website, do search.
Covid ticking significantly up again (hospitalization rates and cases, most in 30-60 age group) in German cities. This and usual Christmas slow down suggest not great time for hours in crowded, smokey FKK.
BlueMoon22
12-15-22, 06:08
"Seeking Arrangement" older website, do search.
Covid ticking significantly up again (hospitalisation rates and cases, most in 30-60 age group) in German cities. This and usual Christmas slow down suggest not great time for hours in crowded, smokey FKK.Ah yeah. I wondered if that was it. I've been a member there it's pretty great but not so much for just a 1 time thing in general. But maybe Germany is different?
OfficeMatt
12-15-22, 18:01
Closed evening 24 and all day 25 Dec. If you search here "Artemis Christmas" about 40 reports come up talking about pros and cons about pros (ha ha) over holidays. You can also email or call Artemis directly.Thanks Nooky.
Nooky Ninja
12-21-22, 07:48
Yesterday court ordered Berlin government to pay Artemis owners 100.000 EUR in damages for 2016 raid. Owners say they will donate to children's cancer charity. Berlin may try to appeal but not easy. All major German news outlets report this, examples:
https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2022/12/berlin-bordell-artemis-razzia-schadenersatz-urteil.html
https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/berlin-muss-bordellbetreibern-mehr-als-100-000-euro-schadensersatz-zahlen-a-d6d5594c-1543-47bf-9b49-79885591f3e1
The whole thing was / is just weird.
Yesterday court ordered Berlin government to pay Artemis owners 100.000 EUR in damages for 2016 raid. Owners say they will donate to children's cancer charity. Berlin may try to appeal but not easy. All major German news outlets report this, examples:
https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2022/12/berlin-bordell-artemis-razzia-schadenersatz-urteil.html
https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/berlin-muss-bordellbetreibern-mehr-als-100-000-euro-schadensersatz-zahlen-a-d6d5594c-1543-47bf-9b49-79885591f3e1
The whole thing was / is just weird.Kennan still rocks it! That allegation and media attack was so wrong! The media made Artemis sound like some evil place which is not!
JoeThighsMan
12-29-22, 01:22
Hello, and happy 2023 to all!
I have a trip report coming, but first want to ask if there are any expectations of DFK at Artemis? I did not meet a single woman that offered it. Is this the norm, or is it a CV-19 practice? I still enjoyed myself, but enjoy DFK too.
Thanks!
Hello, and happy 2023 to all!
I have a trip report coming, but first want to ask if there are any expectations of DFK at Artemis? I did not meet a single woman that offered it. Is this the norm, or is it a CV-19 practice? I still enjoyed myself, but enjoy DFK too.
Thanks!Do not expect DFK at Artemis. Nevertheless sometimes it happens, but if it happens, you're a lucky one. Happy 2023!
JoeThighsMan
12-29-22, 18:08
Do not expect DFK at Artemis. Nevertheless sometimes it happens, but if it happens, you're a lucky one. Happy 2023!Equally so! Thank you.
Do not expect DFK at Artemis. Nevertheless sometimes it happens, but if it happens, you're a lucky one. Happy 2023!Thanks for this information, to not waste for silicon, tattoes and no GFE. In Germany or at 6 , I found Germans, all without silicon, not big tattoes and really french kissing on 2022 . My best German year.
PinballMachine
01-03-23, 20:11
"Seeking Arrangement" older website, do search.
Covid ticking significantly up again (hospitalisation rates and cases, most in 30-60 age group) in German cities. This and usual Christmas slow down suggest not great time for hours in crowded, smokey FKK.Nooky, you have been banging about Corona and Covid in this forum for years now. Please stop.
Nooky Ninja
01-04-23, 08:35
Nooky, you have been banging about Corona and Covid in this forum for years now. Please stop.Not banging on, just reporting facts. You are free to ignore or not read or to block.
Berlin Covid hospitalisations rate (official data) now at 3rd highest ever. Too many denying it is still a problem and crowded, poor ventillated venues play a role. Ninja have doctor and nurse friends and they are pissed at lack of support and how they have to pick up all the pieces. We don't even know real picture as large scale testing has stopped. Age distribution now very widely spread. Berlin info has slowed because government faces local election in Feb and does not want to spoil party mood. Everyone exhausted from dealing and thinking about it-Ninja also. But does not change the facts or risks. See for yourself: https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#station%C3%A4 re-behandlung and https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#altersgruppen.
For rest. Advise waiting til warmer weather and you can spend more time outside. In any case, with coming E Orthodox holidays etc. Choices still weak at A, vibe very different from glory days, and the costs now so high, smaller private apartments have cost, risk and choice advantages. Last comment on this.
Not banging on, just reporting facts. You are free to ignore or not read or to block.
Berlin Covid hospitalisations rate (official data) now at 3rd highest ever. Too many denying it is still a problem and crowded, poor ventillated venues play a role. Ninja have doctor and nurse friends and they are pissed at lack of support and how they have to pick up all the pieces. We don't even know real picture as large scale testing has stopped. Age distribution now very widely spread. Berlin info has slowed because government faces local election in Feb and does not want to spoil party mood. Everyone exhausted from dealing and thinking about it-Ninja also. But does not change the facts or risks. See for yourself: https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#station%C3%A4 re-behandlung and https://data.lageso.de/lageso/corona/corona.html#altersgruppen.
For rest. Advise waiting til warmer weather and you can spend more time outside. In any case, with coming E Orthodox holidays etc. Choices still weak at A, vibe very different from glory days, and the costs now so high, smaller private apartments have cost, risk and choice advantages. Last comment on this.And Chineses will arrive, with lies. Seem they have new variant.
Nooky Ninja
01-05-23, 09:18
And Chineses will arrive, with lies. Seem they have new variant.Yes. We just don't know yet really what this means. May not be an issue. But even if mutations managable, sheer number of infections over short time may pose threat. We simply not know for some weeks. Just saying, a little prudence still.
Life is not perfect or normal yet-how could it be. But much better than 2020-2021.
On my way to Berlin and it seems that the best place to visit I Artemis. Anni Porsche, King George and the Sexkinos all seem to have girls looking like the wife of Shrek!
What are the best days of the week? And what times?
On my way to Berlin and it seems that the best place to visit I Artemis. Anni Porsche, King George and the Sexkinos all seem to have girls looking like the wife of Shrek!
What are the best days of the week? And what times?Friday and Saturday has the best line-up. Be there at 18.00/19.00. That way you can see the girls working during the day and the girls working the night shift.
Hi all,
I'm traveling to Germany next week and am able to make it to Berlin for one night, likely Wednesday afternoon / evening. I've never tried FKK and am trying to decide whether to (A) hit up Artemis, (B) change plans and fly into Frankfurt to visit Sharks, or (C) just find an escort. I'm looking to relax a bit and get covered BJs from a few girls in their 20's, ideally friendly and facially pretty. I don't care about body as much and would prefer not to have the "plastic" lip fillers look. Am I going to find what I'm looking for at Artemis on a Wednesday? Should I change plans and go to Sharks, which would be a logistical hassle? Final question for this newbie. I have a bit of a fetish for pigtails and that kind of thing. Are FKK girls in general going to have hair ties and be willing to put their hair into pigtails? Or is that not really a thing in an FKK? Most appreciated, everyone. Thank you!
Hi all, I'm traveling to Germany next week and am able to make it to Berlin for one night, likely Wednesday afternoon / evening.Pigtail: IMHO there's a good chance. Just ask in advance, some or most of the girls will fulfill your wish.
Artemis: Lineup on Wed generally weaker than Fri / Sat. Wednesday is lingerie day, girls will not be naked in the bar. Of course they undress for you in the room.
Artemis vs. Sharks: Most of the girls in Berlin are in their 30's. If that's the point, you should prefer Sharks. Average age of the girls is lower there.
Enjoy your stay. Have a safe trip!
Hi all,
I'm traveling to Germany next week and am able to make it to Berlin for one night, likely Wednesday afternoon / evening. I've never tried FKK and am trying to decide whether to (A) hit up Artemis, (B) change plans and fly into Frankfurt to visit Sharks, or (C) just find an escort. I'm looking to relax a bit and get covered BJs from a few girls in their 20's, ideally friendly and facially pretty. I don't care about body as much and would prefer not to have the "plastic" lip fillers look. Am I going to find what I'm looking for at Artemis on a Wednesday? Should I change plans and go to Sharks, which would be a logistical hassle? Final question for this newbie. I have a bit of a fetish for pigtails and that kind of thing. Are FKK girls in general going to have hair ties and be willing to put their hair into pigtails? Or is that not really a thing in an FKK? Most appreciated, everyone. Thank you!First, I must preface this by saying I have not visited FKK Artemis or FKK Sharks in years. I will just give you some information. You can make your own decision based on time and logistics. Artemis is located about 1 hour from Berlin Brandenburg Airport. You could arrive easily by public transport. Once there, everything will be simple and laid out for you. You could even keep your luggage in their storage room. Easy, but maybe not the best girls at that time of day. If you are only looking for CBJ, then no need to pay for extras. You are likely to find "plastic lip filler looks", but many girls are natural. Artemis girls there were not my type, but you could still find a few girls that will satisfy your fancy. FKK Sharks is located in Darmstadt. You can take public transport, but that will cut into your time. There is also a 15 minute walk from the Darmstadt station to Sharks. A taxi might be better if you choose this option. Also, easy once you make it into the club and they will hold your luggage. More girls are generally available at that time, and they will be more likely in the age range you like. It depends, so others might be able to answer your questions and fill in the blanks. Many girls do wear their hair up in pigtails. One girl even liked it when I pulled on her hair. YMMV. Definitely give the FKK experience a try. Trying to line up several escorts might be more difficult, unless you have somebody specific in mind. You might also find it harder to book two or more for the exact hours you are on layover. Good luck to you Jonsau!
FiddyCent.
Hi all,
I'm traveling to Germany next week and am able to make it to Berlin for one night, likely Wednesday afternoon / evening. I've never tried FKK and am trying to decide whether to (A) hit up Artemis, (B) change plans and fly into Frankfurt to visit Sharks, or (C) just find an escort. I'm looking to relax a bit and get covered BJs from a few girls in their 20's, ideally friendly and facially pretty. I don't care about body as much and would prefer not to have the "plastic" lip fillers look. Am I going to find what I'm looking for at Artemis on a Wednesday? Should I change plans and go to Sharks, which would be a logistical hassle? Final question for this newbie. I have a bit of a fetish for pigtails and that kind of thing. Are FKK girls in general going to have hair ties and be willing to put their hair into pigtails? Or is that not really a thing in an FKK? Most appreciated, everyone. Thank you!FKK is to discover once in life, with many girls, sometimes full naked, but at the moment, I prefer my French escort in Germany enjoying her so fresh natural beauty and turning deeper and deeper GFE for 200 for 70/75 mn. So exciting when she put off her clothes.
Hyperion2007
01-11-23, 09:20
Hi all,
I'm traveling to Germany next week and am able to make it to Berlin for one night, likely Wednesday afternoon / evening. I've never tried FKK and am trying to decide whether to (A) hit up Artemis, (B) change plans and fly into Frankfurt to visit Sharks, or (C) just find an escort. I'm looking to relax a bit and get covered BJs from a few girls in their 20's, ideally friendly and facially pretty. I don't care about body as much and would prefer not to have the "plastic" lip fillers look. Am I going to find what I'm looking for at Artemis on a Wednesday? Should I change plans and go to Sharks, which would be a logistical hassle? Final question for this newbie. I have a bit of a fetish for pigtails and that kind of thing. Are FKK girls in general going to have hair ties and be willing to put their hair into pigtails? Or is that not really a thing in an FKK? Most appreciated, everyone. Thank you!If you have only one night a Wednesday I would consider Sharks: you will have almost the full line-up (more than 70 girls), and for finding girls in their twenties it's pretty much the go to place. For your information, in Sharks covered or not covered the price is 100/30 and 150/60. It's less expensive in Artemis: 70/30 and 140/60.
For the pigtail you will have no problem at all: a good number of girls do a ponytail naturally before sex for protecting their hair. Ask her before going to the bedroom, she will go back to her locker to take what's necessary if she don't have it in her purse. I have been once with Isabella only because she had a splendid Lara Croft's pigtail. I told her that I liked it very much but she said it was too much work to do it regularly.
If you have only one night a Wednesday I would consider Sharks: you will have almost the full line-up (more than 70 girls), and for finding girls in their twenties it's pretty much the go to place. For your information, in Sharks covered or not covered the price is 100/30 and 150/60. It's less expensive in Artemis: 70/30 and 140/60.
For the pigtail you will have no problem at all: a good number of girls do a ponytail naturally before sex for protecting their hair. Ask her before going to the bedroom, she will go back to her locker to take what's necessary if she don't have it in her purse. I have been once with Isabella only because she had a splendid Lara Croft's pigtail. I told her that I liked it very much but she said it was too much work to do it regularly.I'd agree with H2007 about choice- Many more girls at Sharks. ? Given you are paying for CBJ probably 30 minutes, you'll do fine in Artemis. If you want uncovered, finish in mouth, then maybe Sharks a bit better but honestly you are asking for the most basic service. As to relax. Berlin is the least relaxing set up. I find the narrow living room and back couch area very sterile. Nowhere to really walk around. Girls in a smaller area sitting a bit away. Sharks isn't a complete zen palace but much easier to find a zone to sit and girls are more spread out.
If money isn't an issue I'd say pay them to braid their hair.
UssbTravel
01-12-23, 04:46
FKK is to discover once in life, with many girls, sometimes full naked, but at the moment, I prefer my French escort in Germany enjoying her so fresh natural beauty and turning deeper and deeper GFE for 200 for 70/75 mn. So exciting when she put off her clothes.
FKK is to discover once in life, with many girls, sometimes full naked, but at the moment, I prefer my French escort in Germany enjoying her so fresh natural beauty and turning deeper and deeper GFE for 200 for 70/75 mn. So exciting when she put off her clothes.No agency, just a girl, but more complicated for me than when she was at Sharks where I would prefer she return or in other club, even I would have entry to pay. Escort in Germany is not so glamour than in Paris. I experienced quite same on 2018 with a German who was also wow.
PinballMachine
01-21-23, 16:59
Is the Artemis entrance fee free if it is your birthday?
Is the Artemis entrance fee free if it is your birthday?Unfortunately not.
Is the Artemis entrance fee free if it is your birthday?Pinball, still around, nice, all good I guess.
You better discuss your questions directly with the back of Artemis. The security team!
Here some greetings (hope the link works):
https://youtu.be/X5fY8Q-XUSE
You know, who else than security squad is allowed to stand big at the stairs, in street clothes and I mean street, if not the men you better don't play with!
Better don't forget your "PARA" (Check also this tune! Nothing but fire!) if you want to step in the Art!
This weekend Artemis was almost a bit back into the old swing. Fair amount of ladies, even if the younger and slim, unblemished type has become a rarity. I was happy to meet (not for the first time) a young lady is who does fellatio almost like nobody else: Elena.
Rambambinoz
01-24-23, 02:52
This weekend Artemis was almost a bit back into the old swing. Fair amount of ladies, even if the younger and slim, unblemished type has become a rarity. I was happy to meet (not for the first time) a young lady is who does fellatio almost like nobody else: Elena.That's great to hear it's getting better. Was this Elena German?
VonderJohn
02-05-23, 19:57
Pinball, still around, nice, all good I guess.
You better discuss your questions directly with the back of Artemis. The security team!
Here some greetings (hope the link works):
https://youtu.be/X5fY8Q-XUSE
You know, who else than security squad is allowed to stand big at the stairs, in street clothes and I mean street, if not the men you better don't play with!
Better don't forget your "PARA" (Check also this tune! Nothing but fire!) if you want to step in the Art!I just checked the Youtube video link. What is this shitty video all about? Besides some angry man spitting bullshit.
I just checked the Youtube video link. What is this shitty video all about? Besides some angry man spitting bullshit.
ROFL, German people are in general too serious which in turn hamper their creativity.
How many times they have been trying to become well renowned singers, rappers, movie, porn producers. Have not got any luck sofar. Not Even for the German people who want to buy, listen or watching them. Theory of comparative advantage from David Ricardo. Focus on the things you are good at. They are good in managing Brothels, Partytreffs, AO, Swingers Parties in Europe, they should focus on this and keep the price low to maintain the competitive advantage.
I just checked the Youtube video link. What is this shitty video all about? Besides some angry man spitting bullshit.You checked the video? LOL. Not my fault, super LOL!
This video is the answer to the question: Free entry on birthday?
Just read the thread.
ROFL, German people are in general too serious which in turn hamper their creativity.
How many times they have been trying to become well renowned singers, rappers, movie, porn producers. Have not got any luck sofar. Not Even for the German people who want to buy, listen or watching them. Theory of comparative advantage from David Ricardo. Focus on the things you are good at. They are good in managing Brothels, Partytreffs, AO, Swingers Parties in Europe, they should focus on this and keep the price low to maintain the competitive advantage.I am not sure if the video-guy is pure German, but all the partytreff managers are, definitely!
Penisless bots who are talking about erection problems are quite creative, should be.
EnricoMacias
03-17-23, 15:45
Dear fellas,
I will be visiting Berlin 24-27 March with my wife.
Do you recommend Artemis club?
All advises are welcomed.
JoeThighsMan
03-17-23, 21:10
Dear fellas,
I will be visiting Berlin 24-27 March with my wife.
Do you recommend Artemis club?
All advises are welcomed.With your wife? Is she also invited to Artemis?
EnricoMacias
03-17-23, 21:22
With your wife? Is she also invited to Artemis?Yep, I am asking your opinions.
Is it good to go Artemis together with wife?
If not Artemis, what about other places? For example kitkat.
Nooky Ninja
03-19-23, 11:57
Is it good to go Artemis together with wife?
If not Artemis, what about other places? For example kitkat.1. Not allowed. Unless your wife is man.
2. Search swinger clubs, Berlin. Insomnia maybe better choice.
Dear fellas,
I will be visiting Berlin 24-27 March with my wife.
Do you recommend Artemis club?
All advises are welcomed.I have been to artemis since year 2010 and I never saw a guy taking normal girl, but I do know it is allowed and it exist! So your wife will stand out, but will be respected by fellow mongers!
I saw two hot normal girls once in artemis who did not work there and were just normal girls joining in to look around! They spent most time in sauna and by pool area down stairs!
Nooky Ninja
03-19-23, 13:55
I saw two hot normal girls once in artemis who did not work there and were just normal girls joining in to look around! They spent most time in sauna and by pool area down stairs!Whatever you saw, it is not allowed. Period. They probably worked there as staff, or were new and / or checking place out.
Call front desk and ask. They will confirm "verbotten".
Whatever you saw, it is not allowed. Period. They probably worked there as staff, or were new and / or checking place out.
Call front desk and ask. They will confirm "verbotten".They paid girls entry and gave ID to be allowed to enter.
EnricoMacias
03-19-23, 20:43
Whatever you saw, it is not allowed. Period. They probably worked there as staff, or were new and / or checking place out.
Call front desk and ask. They will confirm "verbotten".Thank you everybody for the feedback.
We are not open for swınger. We just want to watch around because ı lıve ıand kuwaıt, you mıght ımagıne the atmosphere here.
Maybe massage saloons?
Any places sımılar to amsterdam sex theatres?
Where we can pay some and watch lıve actıONS.
Or naked women.
NotBeingSeen
03-20-23, 13:55
I will be in Berlin end of March and I saw that there will be a "bunny party" at Artemis, with a spin the wheel event. Anyone have experiences with this before? The bunny thing I guess is just the girls will dress like Playboy bunnies. But I have no idea about the wheel, or what the atmosphere will be like (more party atmosphere or still the same as usual).
I will be in Berlin end of March and I saw that there will be a "bunny party" at Artemis, with a spin the wheel event. Anyone have experiences with this before? The bunny thing I guess is just the girls will dress like Playboy bunnies. But I have no idea about the wheel, or what the atmosphere will be like (more party atmosphere or still the same as usual).So called Bunny Party: March 30th. Wheel of fortune at the entrance, spin the wheel and win or lose. You may win a voucher for a free entrance or for an alcoholic drink or a bottle of Champagne. During the night you will experience some odd party games in the lounge area (no need to participate, sometimes the DJ asks for volunteers). You may like it or not. Some girls will get drunken later on. You may like it or not, too.
Planning a visit in July along with wife. Will she be allowed in? She loves to fck.
She is also a dominatrix and want to chk BDSM scene. All inputs will be appreciated.
Planning a visit in July along with wife. Will she be allowed in? She loves to fck.
She is also a dominatrix and want to chk BDSM scene. All inputs will be appreciated.How does a hotwife who loves to be pleasured everyday indulge herself in Berlin?
Any reasonably well to do man like to host?
Planning a visit in July along with wife. Will she be allowed in?No. (Ten characters needed.).
Nooky Ninja
04-05-23, 08:02
How does a hotwife who loves to be pleasured everyday indulge herself in Berlin? Any reasonably well to do man like to host?Ah the twins are active, Herr Troll and Herr Pimp.
No. (Ten characters needed.).Thanks for your input.
In 2019 we had been to Insomnia and to Club 44.
We wanted to try out other places.
We are coming from India at our costs and meeting men with out charging, how does that makes us a twin of troll and pimp?
Pl DM if interested.
JoeThighsMan
04-06-23, 02:53
How does a hotwife who loves to be pleasured everyday indulge herself in Berlin?
Any reasonably well to do man like to host?Is she hot? Does she have any reviews?
Planning a visit in July along with wife. Will she be allowed in? She loves to fck.
She is also a dominatrix and want to chk BDSM scene. All inputs will be appreciated.Yes, she is allowed in, especially if she is young and beautiful LOL! Even if not, she will be allowed in LOL!
Thanks for your input.
In 2019 we had been to Insomnia and to Club 44.
We wanted to try out other places.
We are coming from India at our costs and meeting men with out charging, how does that makes us a twin of troll and pimp?
Pl DM if interested.There are websites that specialize in this sort of meet ups. It's generally not last minute and you need to start the dialogue earlier.
Fetlife is one and a something like lifestyle lounge? I used FetLife for years and met many fine kinksters, would have various meet up party announcements.
In some places and some cities there are monthly meet and greet coffee events so you can introduce yourself to the community and obviously a back channel message board.
Alternately, most DL stipulate whether they do MFF or FF sessions but that's the pay for play space.
Yes, she is allowed in, especially if she is young and beautiful LOL! Even if not, she will be allowed in LOL!Someone said No and you are saying Yes. Why this 2 opposite views?
There are websites that specialize in this sort of meet ups. It's generally not last minute and you need to start the dialogue earlier.
Fetlife is one and a something like lifestyle lounge? I used FetLife for years and met many fine kinksters, would have various meet up party announcements.
In some places and some cities there are monthly meet and greet coffee events so you can introduce yourself to the community and obviously a back channel message board.
Alternately, most DL stipulate whether they do MFF or FF sessions but that's the pay for play space.Thanks for your response. Many sex sites are banned in India including Fetlife. Here I was trying to reach out directly to members whoever would be interested.
Someone said No and you are saying Yes. Why this 2 opposite views?The first answer was correct. If you Google "FKK Artemis" a long list of Questions and Answers is returned, as per the attached.
Arrived 23.00 and left 03.00 about 30 girls. A clear majority of the girls were skinny and the lack of big asses was disappointing.
Did a 20 min overview and needed to get the first nut out of the way.
Victoria (Romania) Long black hair and pretty face.
In the room I told her that I wanted a BJ on the chair and she was ok with that. Lots of eye contact and enthusiasm for a while but then she complained that her knees were hurting so she kneeled on the bed while I was standing on the floor. Now she was just sucking one third of the dick so I put one foot on the bed and one hand behind her head to help her get the rest and she stopped sucking and told me that if I didn't remove my hand she was going to throw up and then leave the room! Eh, ok? So now condom on and missionary followed by doggystyle. Time for CIM. I'm on my back and she sucks for a while then says she's getting a headache from sucking my dick, that she doesn't care for CIM and that we have 7 min left. Wow, she's willing to say no to 50€? If it weren't for the fact that I had saved up a massive 4 day load I would have just skipped CIM. Told her just suck the tip and pull my balls while I jerk my dick and sure enough within 5 min she got a massive load but only took half in her mouth before closing her mouth. 30 min 140€.
Took my time to check if any new girls would appear but it was a slow night. Saw a dark blond girl with a neon yellow fishnet that seemed very popular and she was on the top of my list but she seemed very eager to get guys upstairs as quick as possible. Instead, I decided to take a girl that didn't get a lot of attention and that wasn't pestering clients.
Julia (Bulgaria) Long wavy brown / light brown hair.
We started on the chair and wow, this girl can deepthroat like a pro with her tongue sticking out. It was heaven. Doggystyle wasn't good as she did that thing where they arch their back and tilt their ass to the ceiling to prevent you from going to deep so I switched to cowgirl and that wasn't much better so back to lying on my back and she was deepthroating from the side for a few minutes and then with her ass facing me. Told her I wanted her in front of me and she obliged. I put both of my hands on the back of her head and pushed as fast and hard as I wanted to and she said nothing. She took every drop, no cum dodging. 30 min 140€.
Food was for once surprisingly good but the lineup was bad. One girl told me that easter + ramadan was bad for business but there were more guys than girls so that's BS.
The first answer was correct. If you Google "FKK Artemis" a long list of Questions and Answers is returned, as per the attached.Thank you. So what are other options? Are there BDSM dungeon she and me can visit?
Someone said No and you are saying Yes. Why this 2 opposite views?Some here are just faking. Call club and ask.
How common is bareback at these FKK clubs? I am going to be in Berlin in a month and want to try these out.
Thank you. So what are other options? Are there BDSM dungeon she and me can visit?There is a place called Studio Lux Berlin where you can reserve partners and rooms I think. Occasionally they have events. There is an ad board for BDSM in Germany and Austria but I can't remember the name at the moment. Google is your friend.
Nick Zausman
05-06-23, 13:42
Is it possible to wear a hat and sunglasses in Artemis?
How common is bareback at these FKK clubs? I am going to be in Berlin in a month and want to try these out.Selenskyi is coming to Berlin next week, this is the moment when you can do bareback, but not in Artemis.
In Clubs you can only take a bareback shower, not sure for hessen clubs. How the bots fuck is still secret!
I've visited Artemis before on several occasions, and the urge to pay another visit is growing strong. In my previous visits, I have found that the fact that I am relatively new to punting (about 15 girls in total) often causes me to be quite passive during encounters. Letting the girls take charge and set the pace. This is not what I am like in real life when having sex with a long-time partner; with those I tend to be the one in control, who decides what to do and how, etc.
By their nature, punting encounters are different. You negotiate what's on the menu, what the price is, how long. What I want to ask is if there are other punters here who like me want to feel dominant and in charge, and whether you have had any luck meeting girls who are good at following directions and being submissive during sex? I struck gold only one time out of sheer luck with a Belarusian girl called Aida many years ago, and that was spectacular. Some of the best sex I ever had. Have you got any suggestions as to whom I should ask for, or how I should present my case to the ladies or make a selection?
What I'm after is nothing extreme. Just a submissive girl who can let me fuck her throat and / or ass in dominant fashion, maybe take a smack on the butt and a little hair-pulling. Any suggestions are welcome.
Is it possible to wear a hat and sunglasses in Artemis?Only German undercover Neonazi Cops wearing hat and sunglasses at the same time while hanging in puff. So you need to make a choice, glasses or hat. If you are in the main disco area, I recommend the sunglasses, just to see more!
If it is sunny and you are hanging outside by the pool, I allow you to wear both, you know, it is all about to protect your self from skincancer! It's climate change and global colding out there, sun is killing Germans wealth!
If you are a celebrity, you can also let yourself a beard grow, no one would recognise you, but make sure you don't look like Selenskyi or Weber from CSU.
If you want to act like you are blind and you want to come around with the good old trick: "Sorry miss, I am blind and I need to touch your boobs just to feel how big the cup is. Forget it! This isn't working anymore, I tried it a million times.
How bots fuck is still a secret.
Nick Zausman
05-10-23, 22:29
I am interested in knowing what level of girls there are in the club, are they only silicone girls, or can you also find beautiful and natural girls? Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?
I am interested in knowing what level of girls there are in the club, are they only silicone girls, or can you also find beautiful and natural girls? Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?I expect Artemis is like all popular FKKs in the respect of finding natural girls. With respect to multiple pops you should discuss this with the girl before committing. My own personal opinion is that one should be enough in a 30 minute booking for everyone. 60 minutes fair enough, but not 30.
Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?You're allowed to cum once in a 30 minute session, but you'll (usual) not be forced to leave imm after your cumshot in case time is left. Multiple cumshots allowed in a longer session only.
I am interested in knowing what level of girls there are in the club, are they only silicone girls, or can you also find beautiful and natural girls? Also want to know if the service of 30/60 min include one cum, or can also get clean and continue for another one?Listen! If you are 18 yo, you don't find young girls in Artemis. If you are 80 yo, you only find young women in Artemis. There are usually some under 30 years of age, some look like. If you wear your sun glasses, the number increases drastically, some suddenly look like mid Twenties!
You also find some with a natural personality.
I am sure you are able to pop once. I cross my fingers!
The stomach isn't usually as big as your eyes of fantasy.
I visited Artemis last month a couple of times. As expected the women are typically older than what you would find in Sharks, with more silicone and tattoos. Having said that, there is also a little more diversity in ethnic backgrounds. Some Hungarian, Bulgarian, Caribbean etc. As opposed to the 99.9% Romanian crowd in other clubs. What did come to be as a surprise was how this club which pre-covid and pre-bbj law was one of the more expensive clubs has now become one of the most cost effective. My minimum standard for a room is 30 minutes, bbj with CIM. At Sharks that would be EUR150. At Globe that would be CHF250. At Artemis, my floor is now at the low low price of EUR140. Who'da thunk Artemis prices would fall to the bottom of the pile.
NorthernSpirit
05-13-23, 11:56
I visited Artemis last month a couple of times. As expected the women are typically older than what you would find in Sharks, with more silicone and tattoos. Having said that, there is also a little more diversity in ethnic backgrounds. Some Hungarian, Bulgarian, Caribbean etc. As opposed to the 99.9% Romanian crowd in other clubs. What did come to be as a surprise was how this club which pre-covid and pre-bbj law was one of the more expensive clubs has now become one of the most cost effective. My minimum standard for a room is 30 minutes, bbj with CIM. At Sharks that would be EUR150. At Globe that would be CHF250. At Artemis, my floor is now at the low low price of EUR140. Who'da thunk Artemis prices would fall to the bottom of the pile.Totally agree with this! Being 40+ myself, I really don't caee if the girl is 25 or 35. She's still young to me. And, vertainly there are also some of the younger age group at Artemis as well. Ethnic diversity is a big plus for me. Artemis was the first place I met German ladies. Granted, I have only been to Mainhattan and Sharks in the past.
I also noticed that effective cost is really a bit lower at Artemis than at the Frankfurt clubs. My standard is CBJ, CFS and DATY. The girls I met at Artemis would charge the base of 70€ for this service. In Frankfurt, the addition of DATY has always put me at 100€.
Thus, I am now more inclined to visit Berlin rather than Frankfurt for mongering purposes.
Of course, opinions may vary but this is mine.
Milfotronic
05-14-23, 10:50
Having said that, there is also a little more diversity in ethnic backgrounds. Some Hungarian, Bulgarian, Caribbean etc. As opposed to the 99.9% Romanian crowd in other clubs.Just out of curiosity, have you been to Oase? If yes, how is the diversity there in comparison?
I visited Artemis last month a couple of times...
At Artemis, my floor is now at the low low price of EUR140. Who'da thunk Artemis prices would fall to the bottom of the pile.Don't forget the entry fee. First you need to pay more, to pay less.
Could be also irony.
Just out of curiosity, have you been to Oase? If yes, how is the diversity there in comparison?For German girls, I m pretty sure best place is Sharks, better than Globe. Oase is almost Romania.
Saturday Morning was a slight exictement: After over 3 years without visiting Art, I prepared to drop by to this nice place for one night.
I arrived in the new Berlin Airport: Willy Brandt. I searched the public transports and after I made some mistakes, I realized there are 2 main ways to go to my final destination: a train with the direction to Sdkreuz and a second train go to Ostbahnhof. Once at one of those stop, change to another city transport and get off at Westkreuz.
I presented myself at the front desk and the cashier regonized me: Hey! How are you, it's been a long time, are you here for one night as always?
We chatted a bit and she gave me straigth a red bathrobe. The fellas before me and after me, wore a grey bathrobe. Thus I can confirm there is a dress code, because most of the men wore a grey bathrobe and a few had the red one.
I took off my cloths and put on the bathrobe and started to look around to see if something is new. I reached the lounge and a Dominican lady waved her hand to me. We know each other since I started to come in Art. We discussed about our respective lives. She told me many women stopped after covid, and other had babies or stayed out of the business.
I scanned the place, I realized I knew the face of 90% of the ladies, the part of German women (Native or born in Germany) decreased, the majority of the women are coming from Romania / Hungaria / Bulgaria. Their trend is plastic boobs, reshaped lips. There is a small crew of latinas which is a mix of veterans and few new faces or young blood. The atmosphere was more calm then before. No crowdy place, no traffic jams.
I decided to invit a young Dominican girl in a room. I could feel she is new, we talked a mix of Spanish and English. She begun with the classic BJ, she asked me if I wanted BBJ, I replied: let's stay on CBJ. I wouldn't like to negotiate too much.
We passed to the action and it was nice but not fantastic. I gave her 70 her and I went to do some workout in the sport room.
I had dinner then I relaxed a bit, until I met a Kenyan girl with a nice round ass.
When we arrived in the room she started to propose me upsell option. I told her: this is my first time with her, and I want to know if the chemistry will work before I extend.
Despite I was excited I stayed soft and I shortened the fuck. We debated on the reasons why I was soft, we thought it might be the combination of digestion + rest after sport (I'm not qualified for the real reasons).
I went outside many times to take a breath of fresh air, there were a lot of pole dance sessions (compare to precovid) in order to keep the animation up. Around 1 am I wondered who could be my third shot, and I picked a white colombiana with big ass.
In the zimmer, she caressed my chest and kissed me (I spread on my body coconut oil+vanilla essence), the she said 90 for BBJ+fuck.
I told her: I can't pay 20 for a peice of plastic, you you to offer me more within this scope, so we agreed pussy leaking, finger in this ass and DFK. This session was the best of the night.
After I had a new shower, I found out a place for sleeping in the kino upstair. Few minutes later, a guy came next to me for a 69 with a girl, I walked away and ended up in the lounge, watching another lap dance show.
I finaly noticed a German lady I knew, we talked about the old days, and she admited Art isn't good as before, and many regular customers say it as well.
10 minutes after I walked to another German woman and she said to me straight: NO. (Actualy it's been at least 4 years that I have tried to be with her, she refused me in Atmos, Babylon and in Art).
When she declined brutaly my invitation, I swaped the cloths and I left Art around 3. 30 the taxi drive me back to the airport for 70.
I will come back in Art but not as often as before, maybe twice a year max. I'll keep reding the reports to evaluate if it will be still worth.
We are a matured 55+and 45+ married cpl from India. Visiting Berlin on 26,27th July and then proceed to Paris on 28th July.
She's a hotwife, hure also a dominatrix for submissive men.
Looking for a educated, reasonably well to do man who can host us and take us around and have fun. Do DM.
Nooky Ninja
06-04-23, 09:21
Looking for a educated, reasonably well to do man who can host us and take us around and have fun. Do DM.Ninja looking for tall, educated, and wealthy busty blond woman, 30-40 who can host him in Berlin, maybe for 5 years to start. PM with photo and bank statement.
Ninja looking for tall, educated, and wealthy busty blond woman, 30-40 who can host him in Berlin, maybe for 5 years to start. PM with photo and bank statement.You will find them in FKK just go there every day for next 5 years.
Nooky Ninja
06-10-23, 19:28
That's it.
https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-pays-brothel-250000-compensation-over-police-raid/a-65877931
And that's all??!!!
Ludicrously low settlement given what a shit show this was.
NorthernSpirit
06-11-23, 09:25
Visited Artemis on Wednesday 7th of June. Great weather, 27 degrees and sunny.
Arrived 11.15 paid my 90€ and showered up.
Went to chill by the outside pool and it was great. Good music and a self-service drinks station.
Roomed with:
Raissa. Ro, brunette, amazing fit tanned body with defined abs. Provided a solid and professional service.
Jenny. De, black long hair, slim body with several large tattoos. Medium silicon tits. Fun attitude and a great room. Later had 3-some with Jenny and Leonie.
Leonie. De, GND, brunette with natural body. Got a really good feeling from her. My session with her was a 3-some with Jenny as they were hanging out together. Will want to meet her one on one sometime. My best FKK 3-some as it was quite dynamic and natural, maybe because the girls were friends.
Miriam. Ro, blonde very slim, natural small tits. Friendly but seemed a bit shy / distant. Maybe we didn't have the right chemistry.
All girls I roomed with were very attractive imo. There were more ladies that I could have roomed with but time, money and stamina sets limits.
At 17.30 there was barbecue by the pool. Better than indoor food. Barbecue is every Wednesday and Sunday when good weather.
Standard fee for girls is 70430, but I found it hard to get below 140430 as they did upsell quite a lot. But I was in a good mood and followed along, and had great rooms. I'm sure I could have stuck with 70 and got a solid CBJ / CFS experience.
Left at 20.00. During the time I was there, not too many clients. No queue for rooms and no problem finding the girl you looked for.
This was my third visit to Artemis and I like the place. Will return, hopefully end of August (though some girls may be on vacation at that time).
NorthernSpirit
06-11-23, 09:26
Visited Artemis on Wednesday 7th of June. Great weather, 27 degrees and sunny.
Arrived 11.15 paid my 90€ and showered up.
Went to chill by the outside pool and it was great. Good music and a self-service drinks station.
Roomed with:
Raissa. Ro, brunette, amazing fit tanned body with defined abs. Provided a solid and professional service.
Jenny. De, black long hair, slim body with several large tattoos. Medium silicon tits. Fun attitude and a great room. Later had 3-some with Jenny and Leonie.
Leonie. De, GND, brunette with natural body. Got a really good feeling from her. My session with her was a 3-some with Jenny as they were hanging out together. Will want to meet her one on one sometime. My best FKK 3-some as it was quite dynamic and natural, maybe because the girls were friends.
Miriam. Ro, blonde very slim, natural small tits. Friendly but seemed a bit shy / distant. Maybe we didn't have the right chemistry.
All girls I roomed with were very attractive imo. There were more ladies that I could have roomed with but time, money and stamina sets limits.
At 17.30 there was barbecue by the pool. Better than indoor food. Barbecue is every Wednesday and Sunday when good weather.
Standard fee for girls is 70430, but I found it hard to get below 140430 as they did upsell quite a lot. But I was in a good mood and followed along, and had great rooms. I'm sure I could have stuck with 70 and got a solid CBJ / CFS experience.
Left at 20.00. During the time I was there, not too many clients. No queue for rooms and no problem finding the girl you looked for.
This was my third visit to Artemis and I like the place. Will return, hopefully end of August (though some girls may be on vacation at that time).
Nooky Ninja
06-12-23, 08:45
Standard fee for girls is 70430, but I found it hard to get below 140430 In town with indies or bordello, 140 can easily be 45 min - 1 hour with better looking girl. Another 25 for a good meal. So 165 for a session + meal (swimming free at lakes or 5. 50 at pool) vs A entrance and 30 min for 230!
Yes of course different atmosphere, and you can spread entrance over 3-5 sessions. But still.
JoeThighsMan
06-12-23, 09:49
In town with indies or bordello, 140 can easily be 45 min - 1 hour with better looking girl. Another 25 for a good meal. So 165 for a session + meal (swimming free at lakes or 5. 50 at pool) vs A entrance and 30 min for 230!
Yes of course different atmosphere, and you can spread entrance over 3-5 sessions. But still.Hey man! Thanks. Are the prices listed on sites such as Paris No. 5 the actual price, or just the starting point?
NorthernSpirit
06-12-23, 10:58
In town with indies or bordello, 140 can easily be 45 min - 1 hour with better looking girl. Another 25 for a good meal. So 165 for a session + meal (swimming free at lakes or 5. 50 at pool) vs A entrance and 30 min for 230!
Yes of course different atmosphere, and you can spread entrance over 3-5 sessions. But still.For me the club atmosphere is worth a lot. Being able to chill poolside with naked / half naked beauties walking around is part of the experience, and for me worth the 90€ entry.
In all honesty, my sessions ended at 140€ as I opted for owo (20) and b2 b (50) which I enjoyed. Point was that there was some amount of upselling when at first asking just for bade 70430. I could have stood my ground, but not sure I'd be happier. Though I've had good 70430 sessions at Artemis in the past.
Nooky Ninja
06-12-23, 21:33
Hey man! Thanks. Are the prices listed on sites such as Paris No. 5 the actual price, or just the starting point?This belongs in Berlin thread not here.
Continue there.
Hello,
I never visited Artemis. I have a question about girl's quality at Artemis in 2023. (Not service quality or character or work ethics, but looks and appearance).
Many reviews suggest the followings. Is this true?
Compared to Sharks / Samya:
- Overall quality is similar, but there is no stunner.
- More older girls ( 30) and fewer (23) girls.
- More diversity. More Non-Romanian girls and even some German girls.
- Pole dancing girl is pretty, but she is a hired dancer and you cannot take her to the room.
Is this correct? Of course it's somewhat subjective question, but your opinion helps.
(I am always surprised by that so many people care about price and service, but not talk about looks much, which is much more important for me).
Thanks!
I am always surprised by that so many people care about price and service, but not talk about looks much, which is much more important for me.I haven't visited Artemis in a while, but I think your summary fits with what I have read here over the past couple of years.
As an experienced punter, looking back at previous encounters I tend to forget the looks of a girl I have been with, but remember the sex acts and how they made me feel. I remember an encounter with a gorgeous Italian girl who had good deepthroat skills but a pretty bad attitude and no connection more with a sense of frustration and irritation than positive feelings. I remember encounters with less attractive girls who I had great chemistry with or who gave good service with much more fondness. I treasure those encounters.
One encounter with a girl who was really compatible with myself in terms of French kissing style and who I interacted with easily and with very little sense that the encounter was a transaction of service in exchange for money (I. E. Something perhaps best described as a girlfriend experience) is my fondest memory by far. And her looks had very little to do with it. She was attractive, but not more than an 7 or 7.5 for me personally. I would 100 x rather repeat with her than with any 9-10 girl who had a bad attitude.
I used to select primarily by looks, but I have come to realize that selecting by how you interact and communicate with a girl is a better strategy for me personally. But to each his own. I don't mind spending €100 now and then to shoot my load over the face of a pretty blond 18-20 yo "optifick" with a bad attitude. That kind of experience also has its charm.
NorthernSpirit
06-14-23, 16:02
Hello,
I never visited Artemis. I have a question about girl's quality at Artemis in 2023. (Not service quality or character or work ethics, but looks and appearance).
Many reviews suggest the followings. Is this true?
Compared to Sharks / Samya:
- Overall quality is similar, but there is no stunner.
- More older girls ( 30) and fewer (23) girls.
- More diversity. More Non-Romanian girls and even some German girls.
- Pole dancing girl is pretty, but she is a hired dancer and you cannot take her to the room.
Is this correct? Of course it's somewhat subjective question, but your opinion helps.
(I am always surprised by that so many people care about price and service, but not talk about looks much, which is much more important for me).
Thanks!Looks are always subjective imo. My latest visit to Artemis there for sure were 9-10's. Raissa (Ro) for example, never seen such a flawless body, also pretty face. Of course she has enhanced boobs, so if that's not your thing you may differ. Also she's 30+ (bit imo could go for 27-28). Also Miriam (Ro), blonde all natural stunner around 22-23 (I think). Both girls are (very) slim. If you like curves, other girls will be your preference.
If your preference is the slim eastern european girl, you will have bigger selection eg at Sharks (never visited Samya). But there definitely are great looking girls at Artemis.
Don't know about pole dancer girl, never seen anyone professionally dance at the pole.
Don't know about pole dancer girl, never seen anyone professionally dance at the pole.Following to your last report, you left at 8 pm. Poledance starts at 10 pm. You can't take the dancers upstairs in the room, they're professional artists booked by Artemis' management.
Looks are always subjective imo. My latest visit to Artemis there for sure were 9-10's. Raissa (Ro) for example, never seen such a flawless body, also pretty face. Of course she has enhanced boobs, so if that's not your thing you may differ. Also she's 30+ (bit imo could go for 27-28).I wonder if there's any chance at all if this could be the same "Raissa" from Romania who I met a Samya a few years ago. The girls do move around. She was so, so beautiful, and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. Dark hair, pretty face, white-skinned with perfect body to my liking. I don't remember her tits being enhanced, but of course the girls do get boob jobs as well. Had to take her to the zimmer to fuck! And she was good at the GFE too putting her arms around me and DFKing saying that she loved me! I decided to play along and said I loved her too. I normally prefer the PSE but with a girl like Raissa with her good looks the GFE was on! Afterwards she wanted to know if I would give her my watch. I was like GTFOH! The fucking and "play acting" is over! You didn't think I meant that shit did you? Well, I didn't actually say all that LMAO. I just said, "No"! LOL! As we were getting dressed she said that my dick had "hurt her babies" LOLOLOL! Somebody find out if this "Raissa" at Artemis used to work at Samya will you?
NorthernSpirit
06-15-23, 05:58
I wonder if there's any chance at all if this could be the same "Raissa" from Romania who I met a Samya a few years ago. The girls do move around. She was so, so beautiful, and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. Dark hair, pretty face, white-skinned with perfect body to my liking. I don't remember her tits being enhanced, but of course the girls do get boob jobs as well. Had to take her to the zimmer to fuck! And she was good at the GFE too putting her arms around me and DFKing saying that she loved me! I decided to play along and said I loved her too. I normally prefer the PSE but with a girl like Raissa with her good looks the GFE was on! Afterwards she wanted to know if I would give her my watch. I was like GTFOH! The fucking and "play acting" is over! You didn't think I meant that shit did you? Well, I didn't actually say all that LMAO. I just said, "No"! LOL! As we were getting dressed she said that my dick had "hurt her babies" LOLOLOL! Somebody find out if this "Raissa" at Artemis used to work at Samya will you?I don't know whether the Raissa currently at Artemis was previously at Samya.
I heard from a friend that Raissa used to be at Artemis also pre-pandemic.
In my rooms with her, there was no GFE, but I also didn't ask for it. This Raissa is brunette and very tanned with visible abs. Normal polite chit chat in the room, and her watch was leagues nicer than my casio.
I heard from a friend that Raissa used to be at Artemis also pre-pandemic.AFAIR she's at A since 2016 at least. She herself told me once, she's started working at A in 2013.
I haven't visited Artemis in a while, but I think your summary fits with what I have read here over the past couple of years.
As an experienced punter, looking back at previous encounters I tend to forget the looks of a girl I have been with, but remember the sex acts and how they made me feel. I remember an encounter with a gorgeous Italian girl who had good deepthroat skills but a pretty bad attitude and no connection more with a sense of frustration and irritation than positive feelings. I remember encounters with less attractive girls who I had great chemistry with or who gave good service with much more fondness. I treasure those encounters.
One encounter with a girl who was really compatible with myself in terms of French kissing style and who I interacted with easily and with very little sense that the encounter was a transaction of service in exchange for money (I. E. Something perhaps best described as a girlfriend experience) is my fondest memory by far. And her looks had very little to do with it. She was attractive, but not more than an 7 or 7.5 for me personally. I would 100 x rather repeat with her than with any 9-10 girl who had a bad attitude.
I used to select primarily by looks, but I have come to realize that selecting by how you interact and communicate with a girl is a better strategy for me personally. But to each his own. I don't mind spending 100 now and then to shoot my load over the face of a pretty blond 18-20 yo "optifick" with a bad attitude. That kind of experience also has its charm.Thanks very much. This is all interesting because I am completely opposite. I much prefer a 7=8 girl with "bad" attitude than 5-6 girl with super nice personality (I never seen 9-10 girls for past 2 years). This is because I actually enjoy to develop emotional connection from someone who is not nice to me at first. This is similar to the situation that most Romantic Comedy movies start with bad first encounter, and then they develop chemistry and connection. Also, probably my bar is set low, but I honestly never met awful or bad girls at FKK (so far). Yes, there are some girls who are tired and lazy and want to finish after 10 minutes, but these girls are young and some girls work like 12 hours, so if that's the case, I simply ask "Would you like finish in 15 minutes for half price? So I don't see big difference in personalities, but I do see a huge difference in external attractiveness, so I that's I look for.
Looks are always subjective imo. My latest visit to Artemis there for sure were 9-10's. Raissa (Ro) for example, never seen such a flawless body, also pretty face. Of course she has enhanced boobs, so if that's not your thing you may differ. Also she's 30+ (bit imo could go for 27-28). Also Miriam (Ro), blonde all natural stunner around 22-23 (I think). Both girls are (very) slim. If you like curves, other girls will be your preference.
If your preference is the slim eastern european girl, you will have bigger selection eg at Sharks (never visited Samya). But there definitely are great looking girls at Artemis.
Don't know about pole dancer girl, never seen anyone professionally dance at the pole.Thanks very much for your info. I am not interested in fake boobs, but I will look for Miriam then. Thank you!
Thanks very much for your info. I am not interested in fake boobs, but I will look for Miriam then. Thank you!Hello.
FYI Miriam is one of the worst girl I been in room with at Artemis. She has the look yes, but it was waste of money and time. She changes attitude complitely in room from good to bad.
Hello.
FYI Miriam is one of the worst girl I been in room with at Artemis. She has the look yes, but it was waste of money and time. She changes attitude complitely in room from good to bad.Thank you. I have a very high tolerance for bad attitude and service, while low tolerance for appearance, so I am still interested in Miriam "a stunner".
NorthernSpirit
06-20-23, 16:19
Hello.
FYI Miriam is one of the worst girl I been in room with at Artemis. She has the look yes, but it was waste of money and time. She changes attitude complitely in room from good to bad.I agree. Would not repeat with Miriam. She wasn't rude or anything, and she delivered the services as agreed, but she was very "unengaged". Mechanical service and nothing more.
But she has the looks.
Halo.
Does anybody know if the blonde German girl Pia / Paia is still at Artemis? I had 10+ rooms with her in 2019 and was amazing. Hope she is still working.
Going to be back to FKK finally after 3 years and hope to see many of the fine people and grab some large beers!
Katarina (from Bulgaria) is imo the most attractive girl at Artemis 2023, Miriam also gorgeous, but she is obviously detached; Eomi maybe the cutest among the stunners but slightly less stunning and more girl next door.
Does anybody know if the blonde German girl Pia / Paia is still at Artemis?!IMHO she's not there.
IMHO she's not there.Thank You Phrarisaer. Does Artemis have any other German blondes like her? Or is it better to go to Sharks for German contingent?
Does Artemis have any other German blondes like her?Blondes are Anya (inked arm and shoulder) or Vicky (inked back). If you're more into the curvy ones: Madeleine. All of them use to sit on the first chair lefthandside entering the main bar from the big stairs. - Haven't been at Sharks for years, can't compare.
Nooky Ninja
06-27-23, 21:32
Anyone seen Debbie (DE / TUR) from pre Covid days? Neat, sweat, and petite.
Anyone seen Debbie (DE / TUR) from pre Covid days? Neat, sweat, and petite.Can't reply your PM. - Unfortunately she's gone.
SuppenHuhn
06-28-23, 23:06
Anyone seen Debbie (DE / TUR) from pre Covid days? Neat, sweat, and petite.She doesn't work in Artemis anymore. But she still works in this job (southern Germany).
Nooky Ninja
07-01-23, 06:53
She doesn't work in Artemis anymore. But she still works in this job (southern Germany).Ninja thank Pharisaer and you both.
Made 1st trip to A in almost 4 years. See old friends, nice pool.
But the line up really really bad. Kind of shocked. Left early and ungepopped. Could be summer duldrums but Ninja there over 10 years, know which days, which hours, always found 2-5 worthy of stairway to heaven. This time 0.
Sorry to say but private bordellos and flats much better choices. And far less expensive.
PinballMachine
07-06-23, 11:27
Are the ladies OK with outside / public sex, or is the outside area too small?
Gentlemen, does anyone know if Anya still in Artemis?
Gentlemen, does anyone know if Anya still in Artemis?She's there.
Are the ladies OK with outside / public sex, or is the outside area too small?Hard to find such a lady. You'll find two kinda tents outside, maybe they will agree to fuck there. Just ask in advance. Don't pay extra.
Are the ladies OK with outside / public sex, or is the outside area too small?You can have public sex in the cinemas.
PeterTaylor
07-20-23, 11:53
Ninja thank Pharisaer and you both.
Made 1st trip to A in almost 4 years. See old friends, nice pool.
But the line up really really bad. Kind of shocked. Left early and ungepopped. Could be summer duldrums but Ninja there over 10 years, know which days, which hours, always found 2-5 worthy of stairway to heaven. This time 0.
Sorry to say but private bordellos and flats much better choices. And far less expensive.I made a short visit to Frankfurt & Berlin in October. The Oase visit was disappointing but at least I had 2 pops. Spoiled by the Romanian mafia who continually complained about my turning them down. I like a GF experience and I could tell that they were more into upselling minimal performances. The 2 Thai I went with were hands on beforehand and very responsive in the room.
Artemis was extremely disappointing. About 6 girls hunting without success and the better girls did not make it downstairs. Punters queueing and first time ever I saw punters outbidding each other.
Any recommendations as to fall back?
Nooky Ninja
07-20-23, 19:58
I made a short visit to Frankfurt & Berlin in October. ...Any recommendations as to fall back?So you wait 9 months to tell mostly of experience at Oase, and quick bad time at A, and then use phrase "as to fall back" that to say gently, is unclear. No idea why or what you want?
PeterTaylor
07-21-23, 13:37
So you wait 9 months to tell mostly of experience at Oase, and quick bad time at A, and then use phrase "as to fall back" that to say gently, is unclear. No idea why or what you want?Apologies, I thought I had posted at the time. Senility on way.
Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable.
Nooky Ninja
07-21-23, 17:07
Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable.So entire ISG thread on Berlin with 8300+ reports on alternatives. See also berlinintim. De, the Berlin 101 report (Charlie123). All the bigger apartment bordellos normally have 10-15 girls. How to manage, current prices, all discussed for many years. A small effort needed.
So entire ISG thread on Berlin with 8300+ reports on alternatives. See also berlinintim. De, the Berlin 101 report (Charlie123). All the bigger apartment bordellos normally have 10-15 girls. How to manage, current prices, all discussed for many years. A small effort needed.Sir, just so you know that, because the LU quality of girl and price change dramatically and quickly (even month to month), old information is not so useful and I always find the latest information on this forum is very useful. Especially because the question about FKK is X-rated and Google / ChatGPT won't give you an answer.
Nooky Ninja
07-24-23, 18:53
Sir, just so you know that, because the LU quality of girl and price change dramatically and quickly (even month to month), old information is not so useful and I always find the latest information on this forum is very useful.Ninja not yet received his knighthood so Sir premature. You misunderstood comment. It was / is simply for anyone interested in alternatives in Berlin to Artemis, there is entire ISG thread on Berlin. Whether it is up to date is another matter. Local German threads very useful.
ChatGPT best used with newest generation of cyberdolls, locations mentioned on BerlinIntim.
PeterTaylor
07-24-23, 19:00
So entire ISG thread on Berlin with 8300+ reports on alternatives. See also berlinintim. De, the Berlin 101 report (Charlie123). All the bigger apartment bordellos normally have 10-15 girls. How to manage, current prices, all discussed for many years. A small effort needed.Thanks Ninja for your "helpful" post. You are clearly a man of leisure as you spend so much time being unhelpful.
It may have escaped one's notice that the bulk of the thousands of reports on other Berlin offerings are very out of date.
Thanks again for your unhelpful input.
P.
Nooky Ninja
07-28-23, 09:21
Thanks Ninja for your "helpful" post. You are clearly a man of leisure as you spend so much time being unhelpful.P.Ninja pointed you (looking for alternative to Artemis) to ISG Berlin thread, and 2 key local links. Berlin thread, most recent 4-5 pages, gives some ideas. Local German sites much more.
If you choose to ignore all this, your choice. All Ninja can do as he must return now to life of leisure.
Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable.Recommendations are basically difficult. The situation in Berlin has changed so much in the last 2 years that there are hardly any good women left. The best recommendation is to avoid Pay6 in Berlin.
The best information can still be found in the Lusthaus forum (in German). However, it is very difficult to filter and evaluate the information, for me personally almost impossible. Berlinintim are only ads. The majority of the photographs are old, extremely photoshopped or fake. You do not get what you see.
If you are still looking in Berlin, you should post a specific request with preferences in the Berlin thread a few days before. Maybe you will get a recommendation then.
PeterTaylor
07-29-23, 17:49
Recommendations are basically difficult. The situation in Berlin has changed so much in the last 2 years that there are hardly any good women left. The best recommendation is to avoid Pay6 in Berlin.
The best information can still be found in the Lusthaus forum (in German). However, it is very difficult to filter and evaluate the information, for me personally almost impossible. Berlinintim are only ads. The majority of the photographs are old, extremely photoshopped or fake. You do not get what you see.
If you are still looking in Berlin, you should post a specific request with preferences in the Berlin thread a few days before. Maybe you will get a recommendation then.Thank you for the very helpful post.
I will do as you suggest.
Peter.
I'm very familiar with German FKK scene, mostly from experience in Frankfurt. However, been away from Germany in while. Apparently Artemis is the only game in town so I had to knock it off my bucket list.
Place is clean and well maintained. Two electronic lockers available, one for valuables and a bigger one for clothes. Men wear robe provided at entrance, ladies are all nude. Multiple saunas, a hot tub, swimming pool, small gym with mostly weights are among amenities.
Buffet was decent and frequently replenished, with chicken, beef, vegetarian something and plenty of salad options, plus some yogurt and dessert all part of entry fee. Not better or worse than I've seen elsewhere. Soft drinks included in entry fee, alcohol was 10 euros each.
The bar area where most people were had a live strip show for most of the night. One thing I didn't like is the smoking in the most important space available to size up talent. This can make it hard to properly mix and mingle given only desperate ladies seemed to venture out into the non smoking spaces to hassle prospects.
The place wasn't as busy as I had expected for a Fri night, considering it apparently lacks competition. I estimated about 30-35 ladies and maybe a similar number of men. Talent quality wasn't to my taste, most had fake titties, and quite a bunch had fake lips, too much of battle hardened lineup. However quite a few were hot, young and natural. Like other FKKs, most are Romanian.
I sessioned twice, with an exotic from S. America and a Romanian. Both were good considering the non GFE nature of such environment. Very good BBBJ, especially from the Romanian- she even offered light FK. Standard rate is e70 per session, but almost all ladies will upsell BBBJ for e20, some have additional options.
Overall a decent place to unwind, especially if you are a smoker.
Looking for an alternate to Artemis as paying 90 euros to have some nice food and leave with smoke inhalation and full balls is untenable
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Recommendations are basically difficult. The situation in Berlin has changed so much in the last 2 years that there are hardly any good women left. The best recommendation is to avoid Pay6 in Berlin.
The best information can still be found in the Lusthaus forum (in German). However, it is very difficult to filter and evaluate the information, for me personally almost impossible. Berlinintim are only ads. The majority of the photographs are old, extremely photoshopped or fake. You do not get what you see.
If you are still looking in Berlin, you should post a specific request with preferences in the Berlin thread a few days before. Maybe you will get a recommendation then.OK, Going to take a different tack, since your hesitation for Artemis is NOT the ladies but the cover price there is a trip report about 2? 3? months ago where someone went to the two Bordellos West of the City and didn't find the girl he wanted and then headed over to Artemis. This would give you an alternative to Artemis AND a back up. I've read reviews of both bordellos and others have had better luck!
I find Lusthaus to be very good as a fact checker for BerlinIntim ads. OTOH, if you just start in Lusthaus and read the Berlin sub thread, there are at least a half dozen ladies in Berlin who have good reviews in July. Several. If I remember- offer 30 minute sessions.
Again, it's hard to point you in any direction without having commonality in taste or knowing where you are staying. OK i just wandered over to Lusthaus and found 3 good reviews.... Luiza, Juliana, Anna Jackpot. A couple massage ladies etc. If you find them and think, nah, not my type, or too tall/too short etc, you'll realize why FKK recommendations make it easier to share.
One thing I didn't like is the smoking in the most important space available to size up talent. This can make it hard to properly mix and mingle given only desperate ladies seemed to venture out into the non smoking spaces to hassle prospects. Overall a decent place to unwind, especially if you are a smoker.I agree that the cigarette smoke in Artemis can be absolutely, chokingly awful! Especially in the winter time when they don't want to open the windows because the girls complain about being cold. What about the fucking customers whose money pays the bills? I even got sick once from breathing in too much cigarette smoke in this place. Did you go downstairs at all? You can get away from the worst of the smoke that way. Or maybe sit in the chairs closest to the where the food is (can't call it a restaurant because it isn't LOL). There may be fewer girls circulating around down there, but I have met some hotties leading to good sessions, including getting sucked in the kino.
I'm very familiar with German FKK scene, mostly from experience in Frankfurt. However, been away from Germany in while. Apparently Artemis is the only game in town so I had to knock it off my bucket list.
Standard rate is e70 per session, but almost all ladies will upsell BBBJ for e20, some have additional options. E70 is great compared to Frankfurt's e100.
Hi, does it make sense visiting Artemis in early hours (11 am - 4 pm)? How is the line up at these times? How many girls and customers? Is it right to assume that girls will be more relaxed and nicer?
Nooky Ninja
08-02-23, 07:44
Hi, does it make sense visiting Artemis in early hours (11 am - 4 pm)? How is the line up at these times? How many girls and customers? Is it right to assume that girls will be more relaxed and nicer?Normally very dead these times, like 10 on both sides. Weak line up. Girls relaxed but also bored. You may get lucky, or not. Line up weak anyway -see reports here and in local German thread Lusthaus. If you go early, best is hang a bit but prepare to leave for some hours and return after 20:00. You check out at desk and can return for free. But really not worth it til end of August with so many on holidays. Choices much better in private flats.
However quite a few were hot, young and natural. Like other FKKs, most are Romanian.Thank you for the report. What other nationalities were there apart from Romanians? Any local girls?
Maybe it's just my lack of techno knowledge. But I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. I scroll down and see nothing but white. People reference this site for info on FKK, kino, etc. , and it's driving me crazy that I can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? Is it my own browser setting or is there a magic button on Lusthaus that allows you to see the posts? Yes, I am logged in and registered. Is it a matter of paying a fee? I'll be in Berlin in a week and the info on ISG is thin or outdated. Hitting desperation mode. I appreciate the help brothers.
Thank you for the report. What other nationalities were there apart from Romanians? Any local girls?I only identified and interacted with 1 German, blond, but she was not a looker in my books. There was 1 African lady, a couple from Brazil, 1 said she was from Macedonia. Rest from Romania.
Maybe it's just my lack of techno knowledge. But I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. I scroll down and see nothing but white. People reference this site for info on FKK, kino, etc. , and it's driving me crazy that I can't see anything. What am I doing wrong? Is it my own browser setting or is there a magic button on Lusthaus that allows you to see the posts? Yes, I am logged in and registered. Is it a matter of paying a fee? I'll be in Berlin in a week and the info on ISG is thin or outdated. Hitting desperation mode. I appreciate the help brothers.I had the same experience with my browser. You need to scroll way to the the right. The translated reviews will be bunched in a narrow strip on that side.
I don't think you need to register to use the site.
Nooky Ninja
08-07-23, 08:06
I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong on the Lusthaus website. Under the Berlin section, when I click on it, it's just a blank page. Sometimes I can view a posting when it's in German, but I know fuck-all German. But even just now, even in German, the page shows up blank. Not the place for this (vs. Berlin thread) and not place for tech help. On Lusthaus, no fee needed, not even registration needed. You must have script or add blocker on and it / they are set wrong. Can be extensions. Can be add blocking from inside browser (depends on which you use). Disable all and re-try. Some allow whitelisting of sites-also an option. Do simple search on "(X browser-use actual name) blocking website display" and see tips. If important enough, test on new browser. Continue in Berlin thread if no success.
This is the best brothel I have been to which doesn't mean much since I have only been to a few. But it blows away anything in Tijuana. I loved lounging at the pool and of course having sex. First girl I fucked we did it in the movie theatre room near the bar. It was 90 euro for sex, kissing and BBBJ. I was fucking her on one of those beds while porn was playing on the big screen. Then some guy came in and started watching me fuck her. He started playing with himself and me and him locked eyes as I am fucking her doggy.
I fucked another girl for 100 euro after, blonde girl from russia. She was ok, sort of mechanical but that's fine.
I are eally enjoyed this place and wish I went earlier in the day so I could hang out longer. I will visit again the next time I am in Berlin. I also will go to kitkat.
This is the best brothel I have been to which doesn't mean much since I have only been to a few. But it blows away anything in Tijuana. I loved lounging at the pool and of course having sex. First girl I fucked we did it in the movie theatre room near the bar. It was 90 euro for sex, kissing and BBBJ. I was fucking her on one of those beds while porn was playing on the big screen. Then some guy came in and started watching me fuck her. He started playing with himself and me and him locked eyes as I am fucking her doggy.
I fucked another girl for 100 euro after, blonde girl from russia. She was ok, sort of mechanical but that's fine.
I are eally enjoyed this place and wish I went earlier in the day so I could hang out longer. I will visit again the next time I am in Berlin. I also will go to kitkat.Same here. Germany Tiguana.
What other clubs have you been to in Europe? Try Sharks Frankfurt if you haven't already.
Make sure to follow the dress code for KitKat and line up early if you are going on a Saturday.
Went to Artemis yesterday, 1st time in Berlin.
The club is very nice, large, has great facilities and nice food. I liked the club.
The girls though. What a train wreck. Ranging from 3 to 6, with an occasional 7. Very poor lineup.
I chose one of the 6's and took her to the room, which was very nice. But she wasn't nice at all. She has her "routine" where she wastes all the time, doesn't let you touch her properly (I'm not a GFE type but can I at least gently caress her body? Shouts at you in Romanian and bosses you around.
I just wanted her to lay down and let me touch her. This modest request ended in Romanian shouting and me leaving the room without even getting hard.
She then "explained" it's normal here and in Berlin as well. I believe her since there were many locals in the club and they know what to expect.
5 stars for the club.
0 stars for the girls.
If this is by any way normal in Berlin, don't even come to this city.
Not even close to Frankfurt / Cologne.
SinfullyKorean
08-10-23, 16:13
I wish you got her name. I'm at Artemis now and would like to avoid her. So far, I agree with what you said. Not a great lineup. Especially after seeing Sharks and Oase. And also coming from Thailand. It could be the timing, as I got here at 4:30 pm. Hopefully, things will pick up after 6 pm. I can't even enjoy the food because there's no food served between 3 pm-6 pm. In the meantime, I'll look through this thread and see if there are any notable mentions.
Went to Artemis yesterday, 1st time in Berlin.
The club is very nice, large, has great facilities and nice food. I liked the club.
The girls though. What a train wreck. Ranging from 3 to 6, with an occasional 7. Very poor lineup.
I chose one of the 6's and took her to the room, which was very nice. But she wasn't nice at all. She has her "routine" where she wastes all the time, doesn't let you touch her properly (I'm not a GFE type but can I at least gently caress her body? Shouts at you in Romanian and bosses you around.
I just wanted her to lay down and let me touch her. This modest request ended in Romanian shouting and me leaving the room without even getting hard.
She then "explained" it's normal here and in Berlin as well. I believe her since there were many locals in the club and they know what to expect.
5 stars for the club.
0 stars for the girls.
If this is by any way normal in Berlin, don't even come to this city.
Not even close to Frankfurt / Cologne.
I had the same experience with my browser. You need to scroll way to the the right. The translated reviews will be bunched in a narrow strip on that side.
I don't think you need to register to use the site.Thank you for helping me solve the strange problem on Lusthaus. That was the problem. Just scrolled to the right and the info is there. I appreciate the help. Have a good one.
EQ.
SinfullyKorean
08-10-23, 22:56
TL; DR. Skip Artemis. Go to Sharks or Oase instead.
I think locals tend to get sick of the same talent. And the talent probably gets sick of seeing the same locals over and over again. Which is why in a lot of ISG threads, you'll see complaint after complaint. Of how good things used to be and how everything went downhill. You see it in the Thailand threads, Oase, and Sharks threads, too. But I had great times in all 3. So I was hopeful of Artemis. I was sorely mistaken. Huge waste of time and money.
I got to Artemis at an odd time - 4:30 PM. Many of the best talents haven't started yet (night shift). And food isn't served (breakfast is 11 am-3 pm, dinner is 6 pm-2 am). So I just wait around, look around for an HR and a half until dinner time. There were probably a total of 20-30 girls. Most were not very good. Huge implants, large lip injections. Nobody really piqued my interest. Someone told me it starts to pick up at 8 pm. So I had dinner at 6 pm. Half the girls came out to eat, too. Selection was absolutely dismal. There might've been a couple 7's. After dinner, I just lingered til 8 pm.
At 8 pm, some hotties came. But so did the customers. It felt like a 1:1 ratio. The problem is, everyone is after the hottie. There might've been 1 or 2 9's, but they were sought after left and right. The better looking girls don't need to do any work. They just sit there and the customers will walk up to them. If the girls can't put in the most basic effort to walk up to a customer, I cringe to think how it'd be in the sack. The few I talked to, I didn't feel very good chemistry with, so I passed. This happened until about 9:30. I was just about ready to call it quits. I decided to take one more look around and found an older (37) lady that reminded me of Salma Hayek. I normally wouldn't find her very attractive, but I didn't want to leave completely empty handed. I walked up to her, she asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I confirmed 70 E and we went up. The sex was pretty vanilla without any extras (e. G. DFK, BBBJ). Condom was applied immediately at the start, before I had a chance to get erect. CBJ was OK. Not much intimacy. Basic positions. RCG, MISH, K9 to finish. This was more of a desperation fuck at this point. Gave her the 70 E and left.
It wasn't the worst session I've ever had. But it can be considered a waste of time compared to Oase and Sharks. Now I'm worried how Amsterdam will be. I'll be going in a couple days and all I see are reviews on how people get scammed and how bad things have gotten. I'm only spending 3 days there before heading to Antwerp where I'll spend another 3 days.
Nooky Ninja
08-11-23, 07:39
TL; DR. Skip Artemis. Go to Sharks or Oase instead.It is normal. Most of Berlin away til end of month on holidays. Men also, so market is depressed. There is always a summer downturn. Since forever. That said, no question A lineup gotten worse. Posted before. Makes no sense til Sept.
Neurosynth
08-11-23, 08:39
… Now I'm worried how Amsterdam will be. I'll be going in a couple days and all I see are reviews on how people get scammed and how bad things have gotten. I'm only spending 3 days there before heading to Antwerp where I'll spend another 3 days.Try going to the third RLD, the "Pijp. " It's small but more local and less hectic.
NorthernSpirit
08-11-23, 09:09
TL; DR. Skip Artemis. Go to Sharks or Oase instead.
Thank you for the report! Did you catch any names of the girls that were available?
However, I'd say you probably visited at the wrong time of the year. Mingering at German fkks, or generally in northern Europe in July / August you will not have the best line-up.
Maybe Sharks, with a larger lineup is less impacted than other fkks, but as a general rule of thumb I'd recommend to avoid these months if possible.
As a related example, I frequently check a Danish escort ad site. Normally, it has about 250-300 ads, but now over summer it's closer to 200. Even for a period it dipped below 200 ads. Some of the more coveted providers also are not advertising at this time but say they are back in September.
Maybe my Danish example is not 100% relevant for the German FKK scene, but it gives an indication that lineups are less than optimal this time of year as many providers travel back to their home countries or just going on vacation as any other worker would.
I wish you happy hunting in Amsterdam.
A quick account of my two visits to Artemis two weeks ago. My first time. The idea of walking around in a bathrobe with naked women surrounding me was appealing, so I had to try it. While changing, the guy next to me was leaving. Said he had a good time but if I really wanted an amazing time, I needed to go to Sharks. I said, you mean in Frankfurt? He said, Yeah. To myself I thought, Well, how the fuck is that going to help me? I've only two days in Berlin. Anyway, it was a Tuesday and raining, about 9:00 PM. Many Asian men for some reason this night. They were hovering near the stairway, hoping to get first crack at the girls entering the room, maybe? About six or eight girls in the bar area. The only place where there was a female presence. After about an hour of sipping OJ, I decided I needed to cull one from the herd. I went with Julia. I had been watching her for a while. She had gone up to every man and sized them up. She is an old pro at Artemis and has a strong personality. Romanian. Since she has something to say and opinions about shit, I enjoyed her company. But as a girl in her thirties, I was hoping for something younger. Regardless, she was professional, which means she knows what a man wants. I can see how she could turn off someone with certain expectations. But I found her to be nice enough. Got the job done at any rate. After, I ate some below average food and had an interesting conversation with a woman from Turkey with Princess Laia hair braids. She seemed personable. Just older than I usually go for. Left after that. On the way out the guy at the desk who worked there acknowledged that there were not that many women and told me there would be 60 the following night. Sounded implausible, but whatever. Next night was a Wednesday; I considered other places. But being tired, lazy, and on vacation, I listened to the man from the night before and returned to Artemis. It was pole dance night, he said. Only saw two girls actually pole dance in my two hours, and although I got there at 10 PM, there were only about 15 girls hanging around. After a long period of sucking on ice cubes, I went with Micky, another Romanian. It was her glasses and smile that got me. Bigger framed girl and like her co-worker the night before, was a real pro. She said she'd been with 3 guys already that night. A quick calculation told me this girl was earning some big $$ here. And she was staying until 5 AM. A nice conversationalist and did not act too pushy. A good performer during the act. But in the end, just OK. I appreciated her companionship more than her actual delivery of the goods. And as with Julia, there was no rushing or clock watching. Also, based on who was available on the floor, I thought these two ladies were the most attractive. I'd rate them as an 8. For women their age.
So, in the end I came away thinking that I had spent 210 Euros each night (70 to get in the door, 70 to the girl for half hour, 20 more for BBBJ, plus 50 more for extras) for a total of 420 Euros. About 450 bucks. Hmmmm. What could I do with 450 bucks in Latin America or SE Asia? And what kind of tight, young pussy could I find for a fraction of that price tag? Or rather, how many girls who meet my criteria could I have met and enjoyed for 450? I was in the Caribbean in June and I know I did not spend even 200 on the six girls I wound up fucking. But this is Europe, not Colombia or BKK, and there is a lot more going on outside the brothel to entertain me. So you have to consider the context. Also, just to have the experience. Kinda worth it. I suppose. Maybe. Well, what can I say? The bottom line is I won't intentionally go back to Germany for sex. If I happen to be there -- as I was in this case -- it's a different story.
One other piece of intel. Seems silly to talk about cost-savings measures after dropping hundreds at Artemis, but thought I would mention that you can take the metro to Westkreuz station on any of the east-west metro lines. Get off, go upstairs to the right, then all the way up, then go left to exit the station and loop around to your left, crossing back over the train lines. Artemis is right there. Taxis are plentiful, but this was so easy and free. Not sure why no one buys metro tickets in Berlin except tourists. I stopped paying for the metro after I noticed no one checks or seems to care. Anyway, it's an easy alternative. Also, it's good to get a little walk in after consuming sausage and beer all day. Good luck!
Not sure why no one buys metro tickets in Berlin except tourists. I stopped paying for the metro after I noticed no one checks or seems to care.Maybe you were simply lucky. "No one checks", but still 300 plus people per day get slapped with a 60 Euro fine.
https://www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/berlins-justizsenatorin-will-freifahrtschein-fuers-schwarzfahren
Nooky Ninja
08-29-23, 07:43
So, in the end I came away thinking that I had spent 210 Euros each night (70 to get in the door, 70 to the girl for half hour, 20 more for BBBJ, plus 50 more for extras) for a total of 420 Euros. About 450 bucks. ..Seems silly to talk about cost-savings measures after dropping hundreds at Artemis, Not sure why no one buys metro tickets in Berlin except tourists. I stopped paying for the metro after I noticed no one checks or seems to care.You said key - 450 on so so sex, vs. 6.40 on mass transit, to keep system going, and get you to where you could then spend the 450?
Idea that "no one buys tickets except tourists" based on limited observations. Everyone who lives here who uses BVG often system has day, month or year pass. So it may look like few pay. There are random controls on all trains. Ninja was checked last week 3 times.
NorthernSpirit
08-29-23, 21:38
Writing a quick report from visit today, Tuesday 29 Aug2023.
Visited at lunchtime right after opening, and late afternoon (5 pm) to early evening (9 pm).
At lunchtime was obviously very slow, but roomed with Beatrice (Rom). Bleached blonde with great body and firm enhanced tits (I am very bad at estimating sizes, but they were more than a handful). Nice room, pretty standard, but very sexy girl imo.
Left and came back about 5 pm. Met Sanny (by the entrance to the lounge. She had introduced herself to me at lunchtime. Decided to room. Pretty girl, 31 yo, big soft enhanced titties. Declined DATY, but had a good room. Fun girl with good conversationalist skills. Mixed German / Moroccan.
After recharge met beautiful black girl from Jamaica named Nina. Natural bees, killer tight body with great feminine shapes. Splurged with great b2 b and extras. Great room with sexy woman.
Chilling out in the lounge at about 9 pm I noticed Mandy who I'd been with once before. Very petite slim spinner type girl with very bleached blonde hair and fair skin. Strong black eye shadow makeup. Does a good job in the room and kept me going until after lots of pounding I managed to release again.
Still vacation period according to girls, but it was busy enough for me. I much prefer weekday pace to weekend party. Estimate about 30 girls when I left, maybe a little more guys.
Pricing remains steady at 70430 with CBJ. Extras are generally priced similarly between girls. Entry fee is 90€, which is a lot but they run the place top notch imo. Lots of staff at bar and cleaning so well worth the premium. I only wish they'd procide a self-service water / soft drinks dispenser in the restaurant.
Will return next I am in the Big be.
NorthernSpirit, on 9/28/21 I wrote: I recommend specially Nina, a beautiful Jamaican with a great ass, like only black girts have. Her tits are small but the nipples are incredibly prominent. Her face is very exotic and sexy.
It seems that we share the same taste!
TheGuyWith
09-06-23, 20:22
Met this girl Fleur in Artemis, she's amazing. She's cute and welcoming. Her service is top notch very GFE. BBJ is so great at one point I have to make sure to stop her before I pop because I want to do other things too. I wish I came back the next instead of looking somewhere else. Hope she's still around when I come back. Overall, Artemis is small club compared to other but full of talents. I saw a couple more girls good looking and doable, but I was glad I wanted out and went with Fleur. Until next time.
It used to be that Frankfurt clubs at 50 E per session were a better deal than Artemis (at 65 E? I forget), though Berlin was a much more interesting city. Now I see Artemis is 70 E for a standard session, which is better than the 100 E standard sessions at the Frankfurt clubs. But how do the sessions compare? Are Sharks and her compatriots still the better deal or is it time I switched my allegiances to Artemis?
It used to be that Frankfurt clubs at 50 E per session were a better deal than Artemis (at 65 E? I forget), though Berlin was a much more interesting city. Now I see Artemis is 70 E for a standard session, which is better than the 100 E standard sessions at the Frankfurt clubs. But how do the sessions compare? Are Sharks and her compatriots still the better deal or is it time I switched my allegiances to Artemis?Not that I am any Artemis specialist, but I believe you pay 95 E at Artemis for what you normally can expect in a 100 E session at the Frankfurt clubs.
That said, what does a 100 E session in a Frankfurt club really include these days? It varies so much from girl to girl. Let's agree that it should include kissing / DATY / BJ and MPOS CFS for 25- 35 mnts. But that is not always the case. Screening before the session is necessary. I bet the same apply to Artemis.
BTW, you can still have a CBJ/CFS session for 50E in a Frankfurt club. But you need to work for it, and trying other Frankfurt clubs than Sharks will perhaps improve your chances.
It used to be that Frankfurt clubs at 50 E per session were a better deal than Artemis (at 65 E? I forget), though Berlin was a much more interesting city. Now I see Artemis is 70 E for a standard session, which is better than the 100 E standard sessions at the Frankfurt clubs. But how do the sessions compare? Are Sharks and her compatriots still the better deal or is it time I switched my allegiances to Artemis?70 Euro at Artemis is usually with CBJ.
NorthernSpirit
09-08-23, 12:15
70 Euro at Artemis is usually with CBJ.Yes, that's correct. There's usually a 20€ extra for BBBJ, totalling at 90€ for this "base" service. Usually this is pretty non-GFE, but stable performance.
I have quite limited experience across clubs with only a handful visits to Mainhattan and Sharks, and the same for Artemis. But my feeling is that the base service at Artemis is a little more "basic" than at the two Hessen clubs. On the other hand, if you're not too bothered with kissing and other GFE stuff, the base service is fully adequate, although maybe a little "automated".
On the other hand, I have had 100€ rooms at Sharks and MH that are also automated and not including kissing / DATY. So honestly, pricing and service levels are pretty similar imo.
The bad thing is that the entry fee of 90€ at Artemis hurts if you just want to pop (no pun intended) in for a single room. Better spend longer and do more rooms and entry fee will even out. On the other hand, for me always flying in, the cheaper flights to Berlin over Frankfurt am Main more than makes up for the more expensive entry.
There are just so many variables to calculating cost / benefit in this game xD And eventually, everyone will come to different conclusions. I can just recommend everyone to "shop around" and see what floats your boat the most.
70 Euro at Artemis is usually with CBJ.How much extra are they asking these days at Artemis for a BBBJ?
Not that I am any Artemis specialist, but I believe you pay 95 E at Artemis for what you normally can expect in a 100 E session at the Frankfurt clubs.
That said, what does a 100 E session in a Frankfurt club really include these days? It varies so much from girl to girl. Let's agree that it should include kissing / DATY / BJ and MPOS CFS for 25- 35 mnts. But that is not always the case. Screening before the session is necessary. I bet the same apply to Artemis.
BTW, you can still have a CBJ/CFS session for 50E in a Frankfurt club. But you need to work for it, and trying other Frankfurt clubs than Sharks will perhaps improve your chances.IMO 70 E baseline is better than 100 E baseline because it's cheaper to take a chance on a girl, and FKKs are so fun because there's so much unknown tail. Sharks standard might be higher, but it will be more expensive if you make a bad choice.
It used to be that Frankfurt clubs at 50 E per session were a better deal than Artemis (at 65 E? I forget), though Berlin was a much more interesting city. Now I see Artemis is 70 E for a standard session, which is better than the 100 E standard sessions at the Frankfurt clubs. But how do the sessions compare? Are Sharks and her compatriots still the better deal or is it time I switched my allegiances to Artemis?Berlin has a poor selection, for FKK land. Just has the artemis. Artemis is a club well managed by the team. But the foods should be better than now. The rooms, the facilities, the design all is perfect, in some areas this is the best place, may be? With a 90 euro entracnce fee it gives a good ambiance indeed. Its easy to reach to artemis via metro or via uber or via taxi. Its close to city center even via walking can go there from zoologischter garden area.
The rooms are nice; but ı do not go for just all these. The woman do not come to guests, mostly the sit and watch and chat around the bar. The ambiance is unreal. Perfect.
The palace, the mainhattan, the oase, FKK sharks. Frankfurt can offer many pleasures. Just stay at the centre visit the palace. Inside is the best design in FKK land I think. The rooms are not cool enough. Close to center and easy to reach even via public transport.
Mainhattan is another choice easy to go there via tram. But a small sized club.
Oase has a great garden and the main bar area perfect. The rooms are so so - ı think. Foods are not ok. The place in the middle of no where. Just at somewhere how can ı describe do not know.
Sharks: biggest by volume, biggest by the number of girls, the best known in FKK land. Also the entrance fee is 65 eur. Foods are better than artemis and than the others. Has a good enough garden area, pool, sauna, jacuzzis.
As a result if ı compare just for the basic servise; sharks is also better than artemis. In the weekdays wg s share the time with you by chatting before the room. They give a gap to meet. Some times they sit with guests on the coaches more than 10 - 15 min. ı think: sharks is the best bet even for the basic service. ı tried all these clubs. My fav: sharks, artemis, palace, oase, mainhattan.
My fav: sharks, artemis, palace, oase, mainhattan.I've heard various argument for Sharks, Oase, Palace and Artemis for top clubs, but very seldom does anyone name Mainhatten as their top choice, but yet, it keeps going on.
I've heard various argument for Sharks, Oase, Palace and Artemis for top clubs, but very seldom does anyone name Mainhatten as their top choice, but yet, it keeps going on.For me, things got so weak at Mainhattan that I stopped feeling like it was worth it to have a peek, even with it being really easy to do so. I used to love World, but we know that club fell off long ago. Only a shell of its former self. So sad! And never any valid explanations for what happened there.
For me, things got so weak at Mainhattan that I stopped feeling like it was worth it to have a peek, even with it being really easy to do so. I used to love World, but we know that club fell off long ago. Only a shell of its former self. So sad! And never any valid explanations for what happened there.Yeah, same here. Mainhattan doesn't even really enter into my consciousness when I think of FKKs. World was amazing for a time for me, since it had such great outdoor facilities and since it was a bit of an effort to reach, it was like Shangrila for me. But I haven't been in years, I hear it's dead. I heard it was a motorcycle gang money laundering operation, maybe the gangs just found better options for laundering or other clubs took its place.
PinballMachine
09-13-23, 07:25
Went to A Tuesday, quite a disappointment because of 90 euro entrance fee and not so many attractive girls. Roomed with Dana / Dara claiming to be russian but probably were romanian. Sex was 3 out of 5, not bad, not good. Left around 22:00 uhr because lack of pretty / hot girls. Will try FRA area next time.
Travelman10
09-13-23, 21:27
Hello.
It's been many years since my last visit to Artemis, but this October I'm planning to go there again. Will be interesting to see how's things changed. I have had some good, some bad times there.
However, due to some recent changes in my life I feel that this time around I'm not as much into opti as I've been in the past. Neither going to as many rooms as possible. This time I am more looking for closeness and intimacy. As I'm writing this I see how it looks kind of sad, but it's really not. But, maybe FKK and the WG there are not what I'm looking for this time around.
If someone would be so helpful to point me in the direction or pm me with tips about where to find WG that would enjoy a nice dinner, conversation and a nice relaxing time I would be most thankful.
Nooky Ninja
09-17-23, 07:58
It's been many years since my last visit to Artemis. This time I am more looking for closeness and intimacy. But, maybe FKK and the WG there are not what I'm looking for this time around.Maybe? Artemis built upon maximum throughput for girls and mongers. You can find more closeness and intimacy in supermarket or petrol station (for free). In past, if you were very patient and lucky, you could find this very (very) rarely at the A. Those days long gone, by all reports.
Where to find WG that would enjoy a nice dinner, conversation and a nice relaxing timeProblem with any suggestions is unknown chemistry. Impossible to predict how someone will react to you (and you to her). Realistically, you ask almost for girlfriend. Also no idea how your sense of intimacy etc. Affected by pressure from expensive hours together. Only you can judge. All you can do is slightly increase odds and obviously that costs.
So you need check out higher end "courteseans". Berlinintim website has many links to escorts, and easy to also search ISG Berlin thread, and general search for "high end escort", eg. Escort 77 or ivana-models-escortservice. De or eurogirlsescort.com/ escorts / Berlin / Key local site "lusthaus-Berlin" has most info but is work to use. You might look at Sandra A-Z https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc/showthread.php?t=251994.
All this should continue in Berlin thread, not here. Good luck.
PeterClark
10-04-23, 13:02
Visited on Monday 18th at 12 noon. Helpful reception. Clean fluffy gown and towel.
Approximately 9 girls and the same number of punters. Punters were mainly pensioners and a few Asian. All cab drivers.
Ate a so so breakfast and then made my way to the kino. Poor quality picture.
Sat there for 5 minutes before Rumanian girl joined me. No touching, just recitation of the menu. 70 euros standard covered BJ and intercourse. 20 euros extra for uncovered BJ. DATY another 20. No kissing. 30 minutes. She was a bit plump with droopy boobs.
Sat in the bar. 2 girls merited a 7, the rest were 5's maximum. I was very surprised and disappointed that practically all the girls wore towels and the ubiquitous garter belt. No attempt at seduction, Go to room 70 euro, no kissing, etc.
Lay in the sun for 30 minutes. Visited by several girls draped in towels. No touching. Take it or leave it.
After 1 pm maybe 20 girls. Some more punters, same demographic as earlier. I learned later that Sunday & Monday, pensioners and cab drivers get in for 50 euros.
The general quality of girls was low and I saw the ugliest woman that I have ever seen in a FKK.
I left at 2.30 a sadder & wiser man. Going out I met an older German man who had been royally rooked by the best looking girl there. He negotiated a 110 euro rate for uncovered BJ. 2 minutes in she said that as he was producing pre cum, he had to cover up. He spent 7 minutes in the room.
I will not revisit as it is definitely not worth the money The girls in the Frankfurt RLD offer a much more intimate experience for a lot less.
You have my attention. If you are that fussy yet there are still girls that meet your expectations in the rld where is he best place there?
Visited on Monday 18th at 12 noon. Helpful reception. Clean fluffy gown and towel.
Approximately 9 girls and the same number of punters. Punters were mainly pensioners and a few Asian. All cab drivers.
Ate a so so breakfast and then made my way to the kino. Poor quality picture.
Sat there for 5 minutes before Rumanian girl joined me. No touching, just recitation of the menu. 70 euros standard covered BJ and intercourse. 20 euros extra for uncovered BJ. DATY another 20. No kissing. 30 minutes. She was a bit plump with droopy boobs.
Sat in the bar. 2 girls merited a 7, the rest were 5's maximum. I was very surprised and disappointed that practically all the girls wore towels and the ubiquitous garter belt. No attempt at seduction, Go to room 70 euro, no kissing, etc.
Lay in the sun for 30 minutes. Visited by several girls draped in towels. No touching. Take it or leave it..
In 2022 I visited Artemis and had an exceptional room with a very fit blond, I seem to remember her being German, long hair and very toned body.
I'd almost say fitness instructor body I'm guessing.
Early 30's.
Anyone remember seeing someone like this in the last few months.
Visited on Monday 18th at 12 noon. Helpful reception. Clean fluffy gown and towel.
Approximately 9 girls and the same number of punters. Punters were mainly pensioners and a few Asian. All cab drivers.
Ate a so so breakfast and then made my way to the kino. Poor quality picture.
Sat there for 5 minutes before Rumanian girl joined me. No touching, just recitation of the menu. 70 euros standard covered BJ and intercourse. 20 euros extra for uncovered BJ. DATY another 20. No kissing. 30 minutes. She was a bit plump with droopy boobs.
Sat in the bar. 2 girls merited a 7, the rest were 5's maximum. I was very surprised and disappointed that practically all the girls wore towels and the ubiquitous garter belt. No attempt at seduction, Go to room 70 euro, no kissing, etc.
Lay in the sun for 30 minutes. Visited by several girls draped in towels. No touching. Take it or leave it.
After 1 pm maybe 20 girls. Some more punters, same demographic as earlier. I learned later that Sunday & Monday, pensioners and cab drivers get in for 50 euros..I've not been to Artemis yet but I'd imagine that like most FKK's Monday is probably the worst day you could go. If Monday was your only option then maybe going later in the day would have given you a better experience? I don't usually go to any FKK until mid PM.
In 2022 I visited Artemis and had an exceptional room with a very fit blond, I seem to remember her being German, long hair and very toned body.
I'd almost say fitness instructor body I'm guessing.
Early 30's.
Anyone remember seeing someone like this in the last few months.Spelling might be off, but someone just posted about her in one of the other german language forums. I know you all have been losing sleep on this question!
In 2022 I visited Artemis and had an exceptional room with a very fit blond, I seem to remember her being German, long hair and very toned body.
I'd almost say fitness instructor body I'm guessing.
Early 30's.
Anyone remember seeing someone like this in the last few months.I also had exceptional time with a blond Berlin girl last summer (July 2022).
Are we talking about same person? The one I had just short hair to shoulder level. Only know she is local from Berlin, too bad didn't ask her name. I just returned from Berlin a couple weeks ago and she wasn't there, asked the front deck and they told me her name is Johanna?
Anyone had good experience with this Berlin girl? Is she still around?
I stayed in Artemis last Friday, nice place, there were lot of girls in the area, I need help to know the name of one girl working there if anybody can recognize her: black skin, about 1. 70, big fake boobs, not so beautiful face but a lovely smile, a bit belly cause she said she likes drinking alcohol, she was great, best blowjob ever and really nice company as she stayed talking after sex also. If anybody know her please could tell me her name. I absolutely forgot it. She said she lives in Berlin, she was sitetd at bar in smoked area alone all the time.
I also had exceptional time with a blond Berlin girl last summer (July 2022).
Are we talking about same person? The one I had just short hair to shoulder level. Only know she is local from Berlin, too bad didn't ask her name. I just returned from Berlin a couple weeks ago and she wasn't there, asked the front deck and they told me her name is Johanna?
Anyone had good experience with this Berlin girl? Is she still around?Yes. There was a Johanna too. I can't remember now which was which. Darn. Well I will soon find out!
Will report next week.
I stayed in Artemis last Friday, nice place, there were lot of girls in the area, I need help to know the name of one girl working there if anybody can recognize her: black skin, about 1. 70, big fake boobs, not so beautiful face but a lovely smile, a bit belly cause she said she likes drinking alcohol, she was great, best blowjob ever and really nice company as she stayed talking after sex also. If anybody know her please could tell me her name. I absolutely forgot it. She said she lives in Berlin, she was sitetd at bar in smoked area alone all the time.I guess its Caroline. Lovely woman, always happy.
Neurosynth
10-15-23, 10:43
I hate to ask, but what percentage of the women have enhanced boobs?
I hate to ask, but what percentage of the women have enhanced boobs?80 % or more.
Neurosynth
10-16-23, 06:24
80 % or more.Thanks. That's awful!
Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.
So in keeping with a recent conversation on one of these threads, when I arrived, I did the "fast get it over with intense sex" as I planned to sit at the bar and enjoy a drink and the scenery. My choice was Lea (h) tall brunette with tattoo on right shoulder. Severe bang / cut hair style reminded me of Berlin Babylon. Intense, great sex. Sexy lady, made me think she'd have been a great slow burn- erotic choice but what's done is done.
Went for dinner, then massage (to keep out of the smoke while I recharged) and then around 10 pm several of the girls did a two-song pole dance show. Between the smoke and the visuals, I opted to not wait too long and take Celine for dessert! Told me everything but FIV and anal was on the menu. Opted for FO and CIM. Told me to alert her when I was about to finish. Warned her twice, but she didn't seem to care! Lustily she hung me out to dry. Chatted for quite some time, especially as the room was smoke free, and she had worked in a lot of places I had visited. Left before midnight. Thought of her cute ass all the way home. I'm sure if I dined at the behind, I'd have gone for multiple rounds.
I tend to take the mass transport to the place and then take an UBER home. But negotiating the Berlin mass transport system is easy and the area is quite safe. 6-8 minute walk to the station.
Thus began my week of F (uc) KKing across the country.
Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.
So in keeping with a recent conversation on one of these threads, when I arrived, I did the "fast get it over with intense sex" as I planned to sit at the bar and enjoy a drink and the scenery. My choice was Lea (h) tall brunette with tattoo on right shoulder. Severe bang / cut hair style reminded me of Berlin Babylon. Intense, great sex. Sexy lady, made me think she'd have been a great slow burn- erotic choice but what's done is done.
Went for dinner, then massage (to keep out of the smoke while I recharged) and then around 10 pm several of the girls did a two-song pole dance show. Between the smoke and the visuals, I opted to not wait too long and take Celine for dessert! Told me everything but FIV and anal was on the menu. Opted for FO and CIM. Told me to alert her when I was about to finish. Warned her twice, but she didn't seem to care! Lustily she hung me out to dry. Chatted for quite some time, especially as the room was smoke free, and she had worked in a lot of places I had visited. Left before midnight. Thought of her cute ass all the way home. I'm sure if I dined at the behind, I'd have gone for multiple rounds.
I tend to take the mass transport to the place and then take an UBER home. But negotiating the Berlin mass transport system is easy and the area is quite safe. 6-8 minute walk to the station.
Thus began my week of F (uc) KKing across the country.Great report. How did you like the club compared to past? Why is it your last.
Now to the reason I'm so down on Artemis. Not price, not ladies, but simply the air circulation. The smoking was so intense that sitting very long looking at the girls was like inhaling a cigarette myself. Given that there is only the bar area to mingle (the food area is smoke free but generally acknowledged as a neutral zone). I saw a few guys standing in the stair wells, but seriously.Yes, I totally understand this sentiment. The last time I went to Artemis, it was so stuffy and full of cigarette smoke that I got sick! I too took to standing in the stairway area in an attempt to avoid the smoke. A number of the customers complained that night, so they opened up the windows. But it was winter time, so the girls started to complain that they were cold, and the windows were closed again. Well damn it! They need to do something about it! Like maybe set up a designated space for smoking "cancerettes" like they did at Palace and Mainhattan, and strictly enforce where people can smoke. I mean it's just ridiculous, and nothing has changed! What about taking into consideration the comfort and health of your paying guests?
Yes, I totally understand this sentiment. The last time I went to Artemis, it was so stuffy and full of cigarette smoke that I got sick! I too took to standing in the stairway area in an attempt to avoid the smoke. A number of the customers complained that night, so they opened up the windows. But it was winter time, so the girls started to complain that they were cold, and the windows were closed again. Well damn it! They need to do something about it! Like maybe set up a designated space for smoking "cancerettes" like they did at Palace and Mainhattan, and strictly enforce where people can smoke. I mean it's just ridiculous, and nothing has changed! What about taking into consideration the comfort and health of your paying guests?
Great report. How did you like the club compared to past? Why is it your last.TC: Hey was that you I saw in the stairwell?! Agree with everything you say. Only thing worse was Globe Switzerland with people smoking cigars.
Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.
Roy: the cigarette smoke was so thick the night I was there that it really caused my sinuses to block up. I could feel it for days. Plus. It's not like you can find a place 'in the corner' that's smoke free. The food area is sterile and the girls come in- quickly eat- and leave. And of course don't hang in the wellness area which is supposedly smoke free but I saw several guys with electronic cigarettes walking around.
Finally if there were lots of 8s9s and 10s I might reconsider Artemis but my last two trips I found the ladies average. A lot of aggressive girls and a bunch of reports on German boards about average service and aggressive upsell. So best to move on and just stick with the independent escorts or a few other bordellos
TC: Hey was that you I saw in the stairwell?! Agree with everything you say. Only thing worse was Globe Switzerland with people smoking cigars.
Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.
Roy: the cigarette smoke was so thick the night I was there that it really caused my sinuses to block up. I could feel it for days. Plus. It's not like you can find a place 'in the corner' that's smoke free. The food area is sterile and the girls come in- quickly eat- and leave. And of course don't hang in the wellness area which is supposedly smoke free but I saw several guys with electronic cigarettes walking around.
Finally if there were lots of 8s9s and 10s I might reconsider Artemis but my last two trips I found the ladies average. A lot of aggressive girls and a bunch of reports on German boards about average service and aggressive upsell. So best to move on and just stick with the independent escorts or a few other bordellosBut don't you think the average line up is now Germany wide in all FKKs? I wonder if onlyfans has anything to do with this, where the more attractive ones.
Can make enough money from that now and so aren't becoming escorts anymore.
TC: Hey was that you I saw in the stairwell?! Agree with everything you say. Only thing worse was Globe Switzerland with people smoking cigars. Seriously. Standing in the stairwell was tough the girls that talk to you there are often the more aggressive ones and it's not easy to chat. It's more a let's go conversation.Wasn't me. I was talking about a time when I was at Artemis during the dead of winter. Like you said, you can sit back closer to where the food is, but that's not a good vantage points to see and interact with the girls. And if you go downstairs, well a lot of the girls don't circulate down there. So, what's a monger to do? Hack, cough, hack, hack!
Yes, I totally understand this sentiment. The last time I went to Artemis, it was so stuffy and full of cigarette smoke that I got sick! I too took to standing in the stairway area in an attempt to avoid the smoke. A number of the customers complained that night, so they opened up the windows. But it was winter time, so the girls started to complain that they were cold, and the windows were closed again. Well damn it! They need to do something about it! Like maybe set up a designated space for smoking "cancerettes" like they did at Palace and Mainhattan, and strictly enforce where people can smoke. I mean it's just ridiculous, and nothing has changed! What about taking into consideration the comfort and health of your paying guests?Hello my friend and saw you'the posted in Artemis thread and enjoyed your report. Disappointed to read about the smoke being so bad. This used to be the case very much at Living Room in Kaarst. Such a shame as I otherwise really liked the club but the main lounge was so bad I used to dub it "the cancer lounge" in the thread.
Artemis was my first ever FKK in 2013. I really like the club. In particular I love that it has a gym. Fabulous to have a great session then head for a workout, crash in the sauna / steam / showers, professional massage (though I always hated that it was in the open and usual guys doing them compared to other clubs) ready for next round.
That first visit will never leave my memory. The place was rocking, the smoke wasn't bad at all. First time I had been in the presence of maybe 80-90 totally naked girls. I was a stand out newbie as my towel did not hide my rock hard boner for the first hour or so! As a result the usual question "first time here baby?" was funny as it came with a glance South and a smile or a wandering hand to emphasise the point. I remember thinking back then that 80 e entry was steep (I've been since when it went to 90 - is that still the case?
Had some fantastic rooms in Artemis and one very memorable sunny afternoon when 2 Norwegian guys I met there and I took 4 ladies to the pool agreeing to pay them 200 each for "a good time" and we had a total party for well over an hour. Long ago!
My last visit to Artemis was 2020. Just when the club was allowed to open after a lockdown and before the next. Numbers were low and quality lower.
I hate smoke filled clubs so your report and that of Tintin made me think twice about a return. 2023 is the first year in those 10 years I haven't returned to any FKK. The pricing model has made it uncompetitive even with Dubai. Whilst I love Berlin as a City, so much to do and see, 90 entry, 20 extra for BBBJ when I was there, and prices for rooms were (if I recall) 150/30 200/60. What are current rates? They were always higher than any other FKK I visited. Add an extra or two and a room can easily cost 300+ which when added to entry makes one decent fuck over 400. I can get 2 hours+ for that with a stunner in Madrid or Malaga, or all night in Dubai with a stunner for that price. Probably take half the working girls in a bar in Pattaya for that price! Hence, Germany has become too expensive for my likes though I do miss the lovely vibe of an FKK and will undoubtedly return. Look forward to reading your other FKK tour reports.
Wasn't me. I was talking about a time when I was at Artemis during the dead of winter. Like you said, you can sit back closer to where the food is, but that's not a good vantage points to see and interact with the girls. And if you go downstairs, well a lot of the girls don't circulate down there. So, what's a monger to do? Hack, cough, hack, hack!You can always lurk by the sofa under the stairs. Girls will walk all the way down towards the wellness area but they will stop at the entrance to the wellness area which is right next to the big sofa. You'll also be able to catch the girls heading to the kino.
You can always lurk by the sofa under the stairs. Girls will walk all the way down towards the wellness area but they will stop at the entrance to the wellness area which is right next to the big sofa. You'll also be able to catch the girls heading to the kino.I tried that approach one time before, and it really didn't work to my liking. First of all, I found that not enough girls passed through there. The kino is a better spot if you ask me. Also, I just found that sofa to be uncomfortable if I stayed there for too long. Unfortunately, the absolute best action at Artemis is to be found in the smoke-filled main bar.
I hate smoke filled clubs so your report and that of Tintin made me think twice about a return. 2023 is the first year in those 10 years I haven't returned to any FKK. The pricing model has made it uncompetitive even with Dubai. Whilst I love Berlin as a City, so much to do and see, 90 entry, 20 extra for BBBJ when I was there, and prices for rooms were (if I recall) 150/30 200/60. What are current rates? They were always higher than any other FKK I visited. Add an extra or two and a room can easily cost 300+ which when added to entry makes one decent fuck over 400. I can get 2 hours+ for that with a stunner in Madrid or Malaga, or all night in Dubai with a stunner for that price. Probably take half the working girls in a bar in Pattaya for that price! Hence, Germany has become too expensive for my likes though I do miss the lovely vibe of an FKK and will undoubtedly return. Look forward to reading your other FKK tour reports.Although I understand where you're coming from, I disagree with some of your assertions. First of all, there's a tendency for mongers to attach the price of admission to the cost of a session, and I just don't think that's fair or appropriate. I mean, the cost of admission carries its own value. The gym, the sauna, the professional massage, the kino, the food, the soft drinks? The price of admission gets you access to all of that regardless of whether you session or not. We can debate about whether the admission charge is too high, but there can be no doubt that it comes with its own separate value apart from having sex with a girl there.
Second, speaking of having sex with a girl, there's no way in the world that Thailand or Dubai are more competitive than Germany for a monger like me. I like European and Latin American women pretty exclusively, so that rules out Thailand and other Asian destinations. It doesn't matter to me if I can buy half the girls in the bar if I don't want 95% of them! And when it comes to Dubai, I found that the service level is absolutely uncompetitive with Europe and Latin America when it comes to kissing, BBBJ, CIM, and anal sex. Although I got BBBJs in Dubai, far too many of the girls didn't want to do it. And I didn't get any CIM or anal at all! That doesn't cut it for me when Dubai was the second most expensive mongering destination in the world I have ever been too behind Switzerland. And I would rather go to Swtizerland since at least I could procure the services I want in order to be fully sexually satisfied.
In conclusion, I don't mind paying an admission charge in order to have access to the kind of amenities that an FKK club offers, and I don't tack that charge onto the cost of session since, in my view, the price of admission holds its own separate value apart from having sex at the club. Further, I have no problem paying 300 euros or so plus or minus if that gets me and hour-long session with BBBJ, CIM, and anal sex (I'm often able to negotiate in a massage as a part of the deal too). For me that's value, and it keeps me wanting to go back. I'll never forget my earliest trips to Artemis either. The diversity of Germans, Poles, Czechs, Romanians, Moldovans, Bulgarians, Russians, Hungarians. The choice was amazing, and the sex was great! Taking hot tutes like beautiful, blonde, Czech girl Marketa in her tight butt hole. Who remembers her? And it was sans all the "cancerette" smoke! What happened? Cough, cough, hack, hack!
NorthernSpirit
10-27-23, 12:30
Whilst I love Berlin as a City, so much to do and see, 90 entry, 20 extra for BBBJ when I was there, and prices for rooms were (if I recall) 150/30 200/60. What are current rates?I was there Sunday night.
Current rates are 70/30 and 140/60 with CBJ. Usually includes DATY if girl offers it. BBBJ is 20, other extras are generally 50. A+ is 100.
90 entry, 20 extra for BBBJ when I was there, and prices for rooms were (if I recall) 150/30 200/60. What are current rates? They were always higher than any other FKK I visited. Add an extra or two and a room can easily cost 300+ which when added to entry makes one decent fuck over 400. I can get 2 hours+ for that with a stunner in Madrid or Malaga, or all night in Dubai with a stunner for that price. Probably take half the working girls in a bar in Pattaya for that price! Hence, Germany has become too expensive for my likes though I do miss the lovely vibe of an FKK and will undoubtedly return. Look forward to reading your other FKK tour reports.I just did a few reports (mostly places to avoid), but I want to say that as much as I bitched about Globe it was much better than Artemis and at 150 Chf all in except cim and anal it helps the wallet. The food was good enough. The girls were better than Artemis but about equal to Sharks.
My next trip will be a revisit to Salzburg and a stroll back through some of the other NRW clubs that I haven't been to in a while. (Essen Koln Dortmund and vicinity). See most recent trip report on one of the outlying places. Forget the name.
Although I understand where you're coming from, I disagree with some of your assertions. First of all, there's a tendency for mongers to attach the price of admission to the cost of a session, and I just don't think that's fair or appropriate. I mean, the cost of admission carries its own value. The gym, the sauna, the professional massage, the kino, the food, the soft drinks? The price of admission gets you access to all of that regardless of whether you session or not. We can debate about whether the admission charge is too high, but there can be no doubt that it comes with its own separate value apart from having sex with a girl there.
Second, speaking of having sex with a girl, there's no way in the world that Thailand or Dubai are more competitive than Germany for a monger like me. I like European and Latin American women pretty exclusively, so that rules out Thailand and other Asian destinations. It doesn't matter to me if I can buy half the girls in the bar if I don't want 95% of them! And when it comes to Dubai, I found that the service level is absolutely uncompetitive with Europe and Latin America when it comes to kissing, BBBJ, CIM, and anal sex. Although I got BBBJs in Dubai, far too many of the girls didn't want to do it. And I didn't get any CIM or anal at all! That doesn't cut it for me when Dubai was the second most expensive mongering destination in the world I have ever been too behind Switzerland. And I would rather go to Swtizerland since at least I could procure the services I want in order to be fully sexually satisfied.
In conclusion, I don't mind paying an admission charge in order to have access to the kind of amenities that an FKK club offers, and I don't tack that charge onto the cost of session since, in my view, the price of admission holds its own separate value apart from having sex at the club. Further, I have no problem paying 300 euros or so plus or minus if that gets me and hour-long session with BBBJ, CIM, and anal sex (I'm often able to negotiate in a massage as a part of the deal too). For me that's value, and it keeps me wanting to go back. I'll never forget my earliest trips to Artemis either. The diversity of Germans, Poles, Czechs, Romanians, Moldovans, Bulgarians, Russians, Hungarians. The choice was amazing, and the sex was great! Taking hot tutes like beautiful, blonde, Czech girl Marketa in her tight butt hole. Who remembers her? And it was sans all the "cancerette" smoke! What happened? Cough, cough, hack, hack!Your point about the admission having some value attached is not unreasonable. Depending on the club. If the food and facilities are good its ok. The gym in Artemis is good but I wouldn't normally pay 90 e for a day pass at a gym! But in a club like say Mainhattan, the entry fee really isn't buying much in my opinion. Hence I tend to lump it in and when I leave the club ask myself how much I just paid for the day / night to assess value and make comparisons. Truth is that many of the pay for extras in FKKs are not extras at all in other parts of the World.
I'm sorry you didn't enjoy Dubai. You clearly didn't get lucky on service. For me, for pure optifuk. It is unbeatable. Places like Club Blu have a large selection of 9's and 10's which for me is unrivalled anywhere else I've been. Service is hit and miss anywhere in my experience. I get that you have specialist preferences, as do I. But mine are provided at no extra cost in Spain / UK / Thailand / Dubai / Switzerland (outside of Globe). Pricing in Dubai (and Far East) is also markedly different. Being ST (which can be up to 3 hours if you don't pop early!) or LT (all night and repeat in the morning). My favourite Mimi in Jules in Dubai is 1500ST. About 400 euros. But for that she'll go off to a bar for a few drinks first, then 2-3 hours without any payment for anything extra and looks stunning. 3 hours with her in Artemis with some of the extras would cost me well over 500/600 euros. 3 hours in Scandalos in Malaga with a solid 9 can be negotiated for 450 - nothing for extras and no entrance fee. This all means for me the overall experience in Germany is not cheap. But it won't stop me going!
Thailand. As you say. If you don't like Asian girls it is hopeless bar the odd Russian. It's easily now my favourite place to monger. For me. Their service levels are just off the scale. Sure you get the odd bad apple. But on the whole these girls go the extra mile to please. That and the different options from Agogos, beer bars, soapies and my favourite Gents Clubs are just terrific. Recently had a fabulous time in a GC with four girls, stripping games, drinks, more games, food, and 5 of us in a jaccuzzi in the club and then into the room ST with all four of them after which they gave me a fabulous 8 hands massage for an hour! Left totally exhausted and drained (literally). Total cost. Equivalent of 400 euros. Sensational. The options in Thailand are just incredible. But as you say, you have to like the Asian girls without which it doesn't work.
Tintin. I really like Salzburg. Chilled vibe and the FKK there is good.
I've had a number of PMs about pricing and the majority are saying 100/50 and between 160-200/1 hour.
I can sense a Frankfurt trip looming before Christmas just to check out the main FKKs once again. Missed the weather for Sharks and Oase. Doubt I'll be back at Artemis for a while. Pricing / no alternative / and the nail in the coffin. The cancer lounge!
I'm sorry you didn't enjoy Dubai. You clearly didn't get lucky on service. For me, for pure optifuk. It is unbeatable. It's not that I totally didn't enjoy Dubai. It's just that for the mongering money, I would much rather go someplace else where I know I can fuck 100% how I like to. There was plenty to see and do though. I did lots of interesting "touristy" things in the daytime. Then at night I was "sex touring" (fucking) LOL! Including exotic pussy from places like Turkmenistan (yes I'm a flag capturer). And I agree that the optics level can be off the charts in Dubai, especially when it comes to the Russian girls. I picked up a hot "blondika" from Premiere. On the way back to my hotel in the taxi, she asked in a whisper if I had condoms at the ready in my room (and of course my answer was "yes" hahaha). As we rode back to my hotel I was thinking, "I cannot believe that I will soon be going on the down stroke deep up inside of this hot, blonde Ruskie girl from Crimea"! If only she had let me fuck her in that pink "pope-ka" (arsehole) of hers then the night would have been a complete success LMAO! Got to go to Brazil or Germany or even Spain for that haha!
It's not that I totally didn't enjoy Dubai. It's just that for the mongering money, I would much rather go someplace else where I know I can fuck 100% how I like to. There was plenty to see and do though. I did lots of interesting "touristy" things in the daytime. Then at night I was "sex touring" (fucking) LOL! Including exotic pussy from places like Turkmenistan (yes I'm a flag capturer). And I agree that the optics level can be off the charts in Dubai, especially when it comes to the Russian girls. I picked up a hot "blondika" from Premiere. On the way back to my hotel in the taxi, she asked in a whisper if I had condoms at the ready in my room (and of course my answer was "yes" hahaha). As we rode back to my hotel I was thinking, "I cannot believe that I will soon be going on the down stroke deep up inside of this hot, blonde Ruskie girl from Crimea"! If only she had let me fuck her in that pink "pope-ka" (arsehole) of hers then the night would have been a complete success LMAO! Got to go to Brazil or Germany or even Spain for that haha!Let me know if you decide to head back. Lots of tips but conscious not to Dubai the Artemis thread. What other FKKs have you done on your trip and how do they compare to Artemis?
Let me know if you decide to head back. Lots of tips but conscious not to Dubai the Artemis thread. What other FKKs have you done on your trip and how do they compare to Artemis?Nothing compares to Artemis. Learn!
Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?
Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?
Second, speaking of having sex with a girl, there's no way in the world that Thailand or Dubai are more competitive than Germany for a monger like me. That depends on what type of monger you are. I've been to Dubai, German FKK, and Thailand. As well as many other monger cities.
If I could only choose 1, it would be dubai. Why? Because I like diversity. Dubai has most ethnicities and nationalities. Middle Eastern, Asian, Caucasian, and African. The only thing they don't have is Latin, but many Middle Eastern women look latin anyway.
So why do I still come German FKKs? Because its still fun. Despite 99% of the WGs being from Romania, I can still have a good time.
In summary, each place has their pros and cons.
That depends on what type of monger you are. I've been to Dubai, German FKK, and Thailand. As well as many other monger cities.
If I could only choose 1, it would be dubai. Why? Because I like diversity. Dubai has most ethnicities and nationalities. Middle Eastern, Asian, Caucasian, and African. The only thing they don't have is Latin, but many Middle Eastern women look latin anyway.
So why do I still come German FKKs? Because its still fun. Despite 99% of the WGs being from Romania, I can still have a good time.
In summary, each place has their pros and cons.That's why I specifically said for a monger like me. I value performance over Dubai's edge on diversity of talent. Not interested in paying far more money for greater diversity but less performance! My number one Brazil offers all of the diversity I need, and although the diversity isn't as great in Germany, the performance per my tastes is far superior to Dubai (especially when it comes to anal sex). So much so that I have no strong desire to return to Dubai at all. Enjoy yourself!
Neurosynth
01-15-24, 08:49
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If I could only choose 1, it would be dubai. Why? Because I like diversity. Dubai has most ethnicities and nationalities. . . . But are there sex clubs with naked sex workers walking about, and bedrooms on premises?
BlueMoon22
01-16-24, 19:00
Well it was hard for me to want leave Berchtesgaden and Mystic but I did and made my way up through Munich, Nuremberg and stopped in Dresden for the night on my way to Berlin. I had hoped I'the get a message from Luna and I'the have turned it around and went and saw her again and stay there again another night or two as I loved the area anyways. Sadly I think my number was put in her phone wrong as I am sure she would have messaged me. Oh well so onto Berlin I made my way there and was up there around noon or so and went to several places and checked into the Intercontinental. I was tired as fuck and not feeling it and heard Artemis wasn't anything amazing and had kind of wrote it off. But I figured fuck it I am going to let the Legend Steve down if I don't do it and not like I'm here often. So I ordered some food and then after an uber (which works but they are just a middle man but still nice).
Uber picks me up and drops me off and I pay the entry fee and get my robe and towel and all bracelet. I like their automatic lock wireless bracelets. First look is there are a lot of dudes. Stairs are a good place to watch so I slide downstairs and don't see hardly anyone other than an old dude got out of the poll. Went back upstairs to the bar and it was quite a sausage fest and the girls were the opposite of pushy. Lots of guys sitting around and some girls but def more guys than girls. Found one I liked and went to chat with her at the seats close to the bar and she said sorry I'm on break. Ok then so I move on and circle the bar twice and one lady gets my attention. Not super hot but far from ugly.
We chat it up some and agree to go to a room and I know this is a one pop night anyways so I wanted to be a bit more choosey but didn't see a lot better or anyone who wowed me like Luna. Not sure what I'the rank her looks but above average and nice ass. Said she was from Moldova. We go up the stairs and get a room with decent light and some nice mirrors (finally some mirrors and decent light this is what I've been waiting for with FKKs). She starts with a decent BJ and I'm already loving the visuals from the mirror. BJ was decent not amazing. She covered me up and went reverse cowgirl and then we switched to doggie and then back to BJ which I loved as she had her ass right by my head and I could look in the mirror and see her pussy and ass and her sucking me. It was quite good. She blew jerked me and blew me until I was ready to unload and I let her know I was about to cum and blasted in her mouth. She did one I hadn't seen done before after she spit it out she used a mouth rinse a couple times I assume trying to kill any germs / diseases maybe. Haha. Showered and got dressed and called my uber and went back to Intercontinental. Place isn't bad and not hard to find a chick hot enough to fuck. Girls were far from pushy in general and the one I did didn't up sell or try much. Just doesn't have the magic of Mystic. Not sure what it is but I like that place. Overall was glad I visited though!
Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?
Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?Entrance fee 90 Euro. Service starts from 70 Euro / 30 minutes CBJ and sex. There's no another FKK in Berlin capital area.
Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?
Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?Yeah the prices have gone up but the quality and selection of the girls has gone down. I don't see the diversity that I used to see 10-15 years ago!
That's why I specifically said for a monger like me. I value performance over Dubai's edge on diversity of talent. Not interested in paying far more money for greater diversity but less performance! My number one Brazil offers all of the diversity I need, and although the diversity isn't as great in Germany, the performance per my tastes is far superior to Dubai (especially when it comes to anal sex). So much so that I have no strong desire to return to Dubai at all. Enjoy yourself!Oh, how I feel you dude! Brazilians are an absolute #1 performance players in my book, while Dubai is definitely the worst performance I've seen. Anywhere.
NotBeingSeen
03-01-24, 01:21
So I finally returned to Artemis after a multi year hiatus. I booked my usual hotel nearby (Novum Hotel Kronprinz), found a room at a pretty deep discount which was what made me pull the trigger on this trip to begin with. The hotel is "good enough", nothing special but it works for me. It's just a few minutes walk from Artemis.
Anyway, I was going to go the individual escort route and had an entire roster lined up. But I booked the usual hotel knowing I might just want to take the easy route when I finally arrived. And sure enough, that's what I ended up doing.
Since I hadn't been to Artemis in a long time the electronic lockers were new to me. I like them, they do what they're supposed to. I got changed, took a shower and entered the fray. Started out checking out the wellness area, not many girls there. They definitely seemed to leave you alone down there most of the time which was different from how I remembered it but also a welcome respite in between sessions.
After that I went up to the bar area where pretty much 99 % of the girls hung out. It didn't take long before a dark skinned Caribbean woman grabbed my attention. A little older maybe, but still in shape. I walked past her first and into the restaurant area to look at the buffet which, I'm sorry, but it was very underwhelming. The only thing I ended up eating was some curry chicken and rice. Anyway, I went back into the bar area and looked around some more. But the Caribbean woman had clearly seen me the first pass and got a hold of me. Her name was Hope and she's from Haiti.
We chatted a little and I agreed to go with her as my first session. Apparently I was her first for the day too as she had just arrived 30 minutes earlier. She told me the only thing included was regular sex, no kissing, owo or anything else. Normally that might be underwhelming but I was okay with it after all this time away. Boom, bang; finished in doggy as I almost always do. Damage: 7030.
After that I got aggressively pursued by this Dominican chick; and for anyone in the business reading this: don't do that! It's SUCH a f*cking turn off for me. I hate sharks. I'm supposed to be the shark, you're supposed to be the fish. I want to be the one hunting and choosing. She wasn't even bad looking. Eventually I managed to shake her and escape to the pool area. I was really not in the mood after that and waited a decent amount of time until I saw most guys by the pool leave. "Good", I thought, "now she has different pray to chase after so I can hunt in peace".
So up I went again, and I was right. She was busy elsewhere. I sat down by the bar and asked for a drink. Some time passed, and since I didn't see anything that I really fancied (the quality has gone down, people are not lying) I decided to take a break and come back later in the evening.
Turns out that was a good choice. When I came back I almost immediately saw a perfect ten. This one I will call Cardi be (though this one looks better than her namesake, but it will be explained later). She was sitting by the bar smoking, had a super tiny waist paired with a superbly shaped ass, medium sized tits (real, no fake shit), and long pitch black hair that went all the way down to her lower back. Nobody else in the entire place came close to looking this good.
I sat down and introduced myself and asked if she was on her break. She said yes, and I said "that's okay, I can wait". And so I did because I wasn't going to lose sight of this one. I talked to her a bit but mostly let her chill in peace with her cigarette. I found out she's born in Germany. Eventually she seemed ready to go, then her friend showed up (she introduced her as such). I knew where this was going, but I was okay with it since it was getting late and this was probably going to be my last session for the day. And I got an idea in my head of her friend blowing me while I played with her ass. So I said yes to a threesome.
Off we went upstairs. Almost ended right there since there were no keys left at all, but a cleaner came by with one pretty quickly. So into the room we went. Her friend was actually vibing pretty hard, so I was now even happier that I had brought her along. She raised the mood and made the session better, a perfect sidekick I must say.
The session started out just as I had imagined in my head. Her friend was blowing me and I asked Cardi be to turn around and position her ass by my head. This was great and I got hard pretty easily. Now I noticed Cardi be had a piercing in her clit too, nice touch.
After fondling her for a while I asked her to get into doggy. And boy was that pussy super tight, I almost couldn't get in at first. And her tiny waist contrasted with the roundness of her ass was just the best doggy I've ever had. Once I was in her pussy felt amazing.
After a while I asked to do her friend in missionary. I always forget they have to switch condoms and we kinda laughed a bit about the hassle of it all. But once the switch was made I had my fun with her friend for a while, then switched back to Cardi for another missionary and eventually finishing in doggy again. All the while they both performed well with moaning and dirty talk.
Once the session was done her friend pointed out "she has an ass like Cardi be right?" and I agreed wholeheartedly. She said it was all genetics, but I also planted a little seed in her friend's mind that she should do some squats in the gym 'cause the potential for a great ass was there for her too. I also said mine would be flat as a pancake if I didn't workout and she replied "sexy" about my behind.
So there you go; that was as perfect of a session with good vibes and great looks combined that I could've asked for. And thus my report ends here, because I wasn't going to top this. I went back to my hotel and did other things for the rest of my trip.
The session was going to cost me 18030, but I was very happy with their mood and performance so I gave them 100 each so 20030. Well worth it for me.
The only complaint I have has nothing to do with them; but with the room. The lighting really could be better. It was definitely a shade too dark, I would've liked to see more clearly. But that seems like a problem in several FKKs from what I've read.
Travelman10
03-06-24, 20:16
Friends!
It's been quite a few years since my last visit. I'm planning a comeback around May 1st. Looking forward to it. This time I have an idea to maybe spend a whole day at Artemis, come and go. And maybe use the gym for a workout. Or maybe go for a run and come back to shower and chill.
I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?
I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?No problem at all.
No problem at all.I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.
I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.I was at a termas in Brazil once and saw a couple of guys walking around in their own monogrammed robes LOL!
I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.I m amazed when I see guys with a casquet and sunglasses in dark clubs, or with socks, or under shower with pantie to hide their small one, when I like to play with mine under shower, I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.
I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.Megan? Was upstairs at Club Globe with a WG called Megan in 2020. The same? Funny.
Megan? Was upstairs at Club Globe with a WG called Megan in 2020. The same? Funny.After Mainhattan and Sharks, she worked at Globe from April 2017 til a bit after covid but not long. Usual shower together after room at Globe.
I m amazed when I see guys with a casquet and sunglasses in dark clubs, or with socks, or under shower with pantie to hide their small one, when I like to play with mine under shower, I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.Tonight, once again, I saw a guy going to room with a bag, maybe to take a real tool? I go only with my tool to fuck.
I visited Artemis again, after a few years.
I read people complaining about the smoke in this space, and YES. Though I am a smoker, I felt the smoke inside was too much!! Its high time the management should do something about it.
The ladies vs. Gentlemen ratio is poor, I was there on a weekend and a weekday. Both days, the number of ladies were not as good as earlier days.
I met the below ladies in two days, and a short notes about each of them.
Best services:
Victoria, Ukraine: Great GFE, good company and fab service.
Jenifer, Croatia: Again, same as above lady, and I was offered extra services like golden shower, etc.
Emma, Bulgaria, Good GFE, great service.
Okyish Service, may not repeat:
Micky, Romania: Okish service, nothing great. She was wearing a big frame glasses, nice style, but won't make up for the poor service.
Won't repeat:
Natalia, Russia: Lier and try to con you - She told me "today NONE of us do std, only 90 Euro service ONLY". I told her, she were wrong, I had a std service some time ago. Then her story changed: -"I don't do this. I do ONLY 90". Though another 20 won't kill me, I didn't like the way she was operating, so I told her I would pass, don't want her service. Later in the room (ya, should have avoided her, but her cute little ass pulled me to the room. LOL), she was telling me lies, and her focus was on extracting money, not on service.
As Berlin don't have any other FKKs, I guess I will end up visiting here again.
OrangePenguin
04-08-24, 17:04
Haven't been to Artemis since before the pandemic. Hoping to get back there later this year.
Does anyone know if Sidney (German, blonde, quite pale skin) and Ginger (Romanian, brown hair) are still working here? They were a couple of my favourites from when I used to visit.
Of course I am always keen to meet new girls too so will go back regardless but was just curious.
It's all about what you are used to, right?
I've never been to Artemis before today (Monday), although I went to an FKK in Zurich years ago. So I knew the basics. 90 euro at door, wristband and locker key. Change, shower, head to the bar — the main browsing area — for a coke. Wow! My visit in Zurich had about 10 guys inside and about the same number of ladies. Tonight there were a dozen guys, but easily double that number of ladies. I knew I was fresh meat since I was a new face, but I didn't get more than 10 feet inside before a woman grabbed my arm and (gently) pulled me over to the bar to sit next to her. She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her. Half hour with BJ and sex is 70, and with BBBJ it's 90. She told me she liked to do it slow and take her time, and offered CIM as an extra. We went down to the small theatre instead of up to a room, where she told me I could watch porn and warm up while she played with me. Short summary she blew me, fucked me, gave me a prostate massage, and I came in her mouth while she was blowing me and fingering my ass, while I watched the hot blonde on porn getting fucked. 190 euro.
While I went back to the bar to relax, a bevy of women came by and introduced themselves and tried to tell me they could get me back up and cum again. This despite me knowing my body, and a 2nd pop is unlikely although I could easily get hard again. I turned them all down. Mindi from Germany, Sandy from Poland, Elizabeth from the DR, etc. All hot as hell and tempting but a waste of money until I'm ready again. Then I met Hannah from Germany. Maybe the most plain looking of the bunch, but sexy as hell with lovely be's, and by far the most open and direct. She told me I could have anything I wanted from her, all at extra cost. Rimming, anal, prostate massage, pegging, she'the do whatever. I realized she was right, I might not cum but I could still enjoy myself. Well, she was a great kisser, and she loved anal, and no I didn't cum but yes after half an hour I had really enjoyed sex with her. Not cheap with those extras at 240.
Summary: Artemis has a TON of sexy girls walking around wanting your money, but they are gorgeous, and for extra cost, you can have anything you want. With entry I spent 520 euros which sounds like a ton of cash, but I've never had a prostate massage, only my 2nd time anal but this with a girl who was into it, 2 great bbbjs, and 2 great fucks. Compare to the 2 escorts I had in my hotel room which cost me 330 euro without anal, rimming, or prostate. Add the huge selection of girls on offer at Artemis. The money adds up fast but if you're on vacation like me and don't have to worry about this place in my hometown, spend it and enjoy!
Thanks for reporting. Enjoyed reading your report very much. It was kinda calm at Artemis during these days, but Ramadan is over now and it will get more busy there.
She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her.Maybe Virginia. AFAIR long curly light blondish hair.
BuckeyeNerd
04-26-24, 18:21
It's all about what you are used to, right?
I've never been to Artemis before today (Monday), although I went to an FKK in Zurich years ago. So I knew the basics. 90 euro at door, wristband and locker key. Change, shower, head to the bar the main browsing area for a coke. Wow! My visit in Zurich had about 10 guys inside and about the same number of ladies. Tonight there were a dozen guys, but easily double that number of ladies. I knew I was fresh meat since I was a new face, but I didn't get more than 10 feet inside before a woman grabbed my arm and (gently) pulled me over to the bar to sit next to her. She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her. Half hour with BJ and sex is 70, and with BBBJ it's 90. She told me she liked to do it slow and take her time, and offered CIM as an extra. We went down to the small theatre instead of up to a room, where she told me I could watch porn and warm up while she played with me. Short summary she blew me, fucked me, gave me a prostate massage, and I came in her mouth while she was blowing me and fingering my ass, while I watched the hot blonde on porn getting fucked. 190 euro.Sounds like a great first visit, thanks for sharing!
Travelman10
04-27-24, 16:55
Hello.
How's the line up in May 1st? Weather looks great and maybe bbq because it's Wednesday? But if all the ladies are taking the day off maybe another day is better?
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