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I was on the line just last week shooting the Walk with Angus series # 1 episode, the walk from Westkreuz to Artemis. The rains were running frequently and on time. I think it has been so for some months as I took this line from the Zoo to Westkreuz myself in July and maybe in June as well. You can also catch another number SBahn that leaves from the same platform and ends up in Spandau. It stops at Westkreuz then heads north but I am not sure which line this is, maybe S 25?In fact I won't be coming from direction Zoo, more likely from the other direction, in my case the Potsdam - Wannsee - Westkreuz line.
Which is why it was such a pain last year when I was in B., as the detour took well over an hour late at night.
It's OK, I'll see myself when I arrive, but it would help significantly if the trains were up and running. Especially as I am in serious danger of being diverted on to Reinickendorf pre-Artemis to see a gorgeous young Romanian thing I think I've hunted down... We'll see.
Hi Norjan,
Cost from the Zoo-garten to Westkreuz is very little if that is all you are travelling, €1.30. You can buy what is called a "Kurzstrecke" or short journey ticket which is good for three stops on the S or UBahns. No train changes are allowed, that is you can not go two stations on one line and a third on another. The trip to Westkreuz is a straight forward two stop trip.
Catch the S7 out of the Zoo direction Potsdam Hbf. The journey will take 4 minutes once you catch the train. If cash is not that important to you and the ticket machine confusing (it really isn't and you can change to English or several European languages) the regular €2.10 AB fare will also get you there. It is wise to have the exact change, or close to it, readily available as I find that the bill readers on the machines are often either out of order, have no change or simply keep rejecting my bills because the corner is a bit folded.
At the Zoo you can usually (with in normal hours) find a ticket seller and by pass the machine experience entirely, though to be honest the machines are often a good deal more pleasant to deal with than a surly German ticket seller.
Another tip, buy you return home ticket at the same time. This saves having to fumble for cash alte at night at the Westkreuz station which I know would be a concern to you.
While we are on the subject of gypsies....
I know that Westkreuz strikes you as the gypsy danger zone as it is isolated and generally empty. But where I recommend watching your back is actually the Zoo station. It is a busy place with a lot of action and confused tourists wandering around. This is a much more fertile hunting area for would be thieves to spot a mark and pick his pocket. Once you make it to Westkreuz you are safe IMO.
By the way, one of my other ideas for a video is a series called "Doing really simple things in Berlin" . This would be a series of videos showing just what the title suggests. My first idea for a video was actually to show the operation of the UBahn ticket machines as this is very simple but pretty confusing for a new comer. I will post this on my youtube channel (MrAngusMagee) when it is done, maybe this weekend if I have the time. I will also announce it in the General Info FKK thread.
AMThanks, really valuable information!
It was the machines that confused me last time. I will try to change language this time and will bring a couple of 1-Euro coins and some 10-Cents.
The Euro bills for the ladies will be in my socks and in a money belt.
Just a couple of weeks now.
I'll definitely be there too, and for sure the 10.
Curious to see if it's going to be busy days or not, there's some events in Berlin in those dates.
I personally love both very calm or very busy nights.
Plus the 8 is Lingerie evening (dessous or what you call it).
Bit confused with all the reports i read... will that be your first visit to Artemis or is it the second one?
CiaoIt will be my second visit.
There is the IFA-messe those days, hopefully not crowded?
Norjan
Nille Copenhagen
08-19-10, 20:36
Hi guys,
I'm at Artemis tomorrow, anyone is going there tomorrow?
We might hook up.
I'll be there at from 3pm, leave a message (with your ISG nick) at the reception and I check once and a while. Or we could meet at 7pm at the reception, I'll be there checking.
Nille
Hey guys, I am visiting Berlin in mid sept, last time I visited Artemis but I am doubtful if I will do it this time. The problem is that I like partying a little bit; drinking and flirting while getting slightly drunk before the "real action" :-) Last time I was at Artemisn they only had crap beer and it was 10 euros/small glass and you could not pay at the bar, you had to purchase tokens at the entrance!
Is it still the same system/pricing and what do you guys do - do you stay sober?
Blue Swede
08-19-10, 21:55
I will be in Berlin and visit Artemis some or all of 2, 3 and 4 September.
Anyone else that will be there then? Angus?
Blue
Charlie 123
08-19-10, 23:57
Hi,
My usual Modus Operandi is big-titted MILF’s, but I am partial to the occasional ‘sweet little thing’ as specialised in by the excellent local agency ‘Klein und Zierlich’.
Anna from Moldovia, 22 y.o., is five-foot-nothing of sensuality and passion, with long dark hair, a very pretty face, a slim figure and delightful perky boobs with soft pink nipples. Today was ‘au-dessous’ day, so she was wearing a rather fetching faux leopard-skin two piece bikini and a long string of beads.
I had approached her once before at Artemis some weeks ago but had found her to be somewhat distant and uninviting, so I had marked her down as ‘questionable’ and passed. Today I had a hankering for a tight little bod, so when I noticed her sitting alone at the bar with a ‘Platz frei’ next to her I did not hesitate. Once again, I found her to be somewhat untalkative and unapproachable, but with uncustomary persistence I eventually dragged her into a conversation and she began to open up. After 15 minutes or so we reconvened to one of the lounge beds where we spent 30 minutes chatting, stroking and petting before I suggested that perhaps we might go to the room. She had seemed perfectly happy to remain cuddling in the bar – a most positive sign, chez moi, – and before we hit the stairs I already had a strong feeling that this was going to be a cracking session.
In the room, quite simply, she blew me away. She was just fabulous. We kissed and caressed for what seemed like ages, until finally she worked her way downwards with her tongue until she reached my schwanz. Thus followed 10 minutes of some of the most pleasurable oral I can remember in years. Mostly hands-free, she licked and sucked with exquisite delicacy, never with too much pressure, and only using her hands to administer occasional soft strokes before slipping it back in her mouth. The archetypal GFBJ of the sort one occasionally receives from a very special bedmate who really wants to make you happy. A rare treat.
She was still wearing her bikini bottoms at this juncture, when she sat astride me cowgirl-style and started to rub herself against me with her hands pinning my wrists against the bed until I could feel her wetness even through her panties. Off they came and on went the condom as she rode me gently with her tight body pressed firmly against mine and her face buried in my neck whilst she moaned softly. I could have come in that position but I was dying to see her underneath me, so I flipped her on her back and we fucked slowly for 10 minutes or so until I could hold back no longer. I collapsed on top of her and she held me tightly.
We chatted, kissed and cuddled for a short while before descending to the locker room for settlement. ‘Eine Stunde’ was 120 Euros – fabulous value for an experience and a memory that will sustain me long after my mongering days are over and I’m wanking off in the toilets in the nursing home. A ‘Hall of Fame’ session and a new member of my permanent Artemis roster.
So how come this girl, initially so distant and distracted turned out to be one of the most delicate, engaging and passionate lovers I’ve ever had? Well it could just be initial shyness I suppose, and I really don’t know her (yet), but I have a theory that is based on nothing but guesswork. I figure that her diminutive frame attracts a lot of punters who fancy themselves to ‘split her in half’, and she is perhaps wary of all those guys who approach her intending to impress her with their big dicks. As I say, I have nothing to go on here but my intuition, but this is not a hottie who wants to have her brains fucked out but a sensual young lady who responds much better to a loving approach.
Will I repeat? Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
Charlie
Visited after long flight.
Extended "Wellness" and massage helped get over jetlag somewhat.
Sessioned with Joy from Lithuania. Enthusiastic BBBJ and FS action. Got the job done but not real connection and a little rushed. I was still tired.
After a rest, hooked up with Vivian, frenetic GFE session, mutually enjoyed. More talking afterwards. I then ate something and lost consciousness at the base of the circular stairs for 3 hours. Aroused by Vivian, considered a repeat. Decided maybe tomorrow ...
BUT on the way out, beckoned by Danuella from Vienna into Kino. Svelte real blonde, blue eyes, had red stockings on. Excellent BBBJ, great FS, urging me on. Will likely repeat, she goes home in a week.
Charlie 123
08-20-10, 01:47
Visited after long flight.
Extended "Wellness" and massage helped get over jetlag somewhat.
Sessioned with Joy from Lithuania. Enthusiastic BBBJ and FS action. Got the job done but not real connection and a little rushed. I was still tired.I also sessioned with Joy today, as I always do. We get on very well. I waved to her as she was settling up with a customer in the locker area and I was paying off the delightful Anna at about 6pm - was that you?
Give her another spin one time when you're in better condition - she's a really sweet girl and cums like a train if you know how to get her off. First time with her I just got a BJ in the kino that offered no real indication of the rapport that we would develop over the next few months. She's worth investing in - at least she was for me.
Cheers,
Charlie
Havahopeful
08-20-10, 04:07
Went to Artemis for my first FKK on the first Saturday in August. I have never been to an FKK before but am a frequent Terma visitor in Rio and know Colombia quite well.
I would say the ratio was about 1 to 1 guys to girls and that most girls were in the 6.5-7.5 range with a few 6s and 8s available.
For first timers the price was 80 euro entrance which included softdrinks and juices and a food bufffet at 6 pm. 30 minutes with a girl included bbj and coverfed sex was an additional 60 euros. Alcoholic drinks are 10 euro whether it is for a beer or mixed drink (which were not very strong)
As compared to my Terma's visits I was very impressed with the quality of the facilities at Artemis. The pool, tubs, workout room and saunas were all great. I was unfortunately alone when I went but I think it would be a great place to spend the day with some buddies.
My biggest dissapointment with Artemis as a whole are the following:
1. The girls get immediately down to business and push you to session with them when they approach you. I never really exchanged more than 2-3 minutes of conversation before I was forced to make a decision. In termas I have hung out with girls for over an hour before sessioning. Most girls with the exception of the 1 german girl I sessioned with didn't have a good command of english and I don't speak german. In contrast I speak decent portuguese so this could be the cause of the problem but I didn't notice girls chitchatting for very long with any guys in the place.
2. There wasn't much diversity in the type of women. Almost every girl I spoke with was eastern european with my first session being the 1 exception and most were blond. Maybe the girls get more diverse or better at busier times I left by 8 pm.
I first sessioned with a 20 year old really tight bodied German girl from Hamburg. BBJ and good sex, althought no real GFE. I came after about 15 minutes and she claimed it was a one pop a session rule which I understood to not be the case. I didn't really argue the point as I new I wouldn't have enough time to recover so I just had her give me a massage for the rest of the time. She was the only girl I met that spoke english very well.
My second session was with a Ukrainian girl that looked middle eastern. She was the most affectionate of all the girls I saw in the lounge and had a very sexy face. We had a great vibe in the lounge together and we eventually went into the movie room where she gave me a bbj which was great. After that we went into one of the rooms with a curtain by the workout room at which point her attitude completely changed. She started complaining about pain, about wanting to suck it more instead of fucking. That I fuck too hard and am to big. To her credit although she wined quite a bit she really did work hard to get me off. But hearing her whinning just killed it for me.
In all I spent 200 Euro and had a very nice day which would have been much better if I went with some friends and/or spoke German. I would go to an FKK again but Artemis definitely from what I saw can't compare to the fun level or gfe at a Termas
Angus Magee
08-20-10, 07:37
Hey guys, I am visiting Berlin in mid sept, last time I visited Artemis but I am doubtful if I will do it this time. The problem is that I like partying a little bit; drinking and flirting while getting slightly drunk before the "real action" :-) Last time I was at Artemisn they only had crap beer and it was 10 euros/small glass and you could not pay at the bar, you had to purchase tokens at the entrance!
Is it still the same system/pricing and what do you guys do - do you stay sober?
Yes it is the same. Artemis is not the place to go to drink. The beer is a garden variety Heineken on tap served in plastic tumblers. It is as if (and I actually believe this to be the case) they do not want to encourage drinking as along with booze often comes the agressive behavior associated with booze. Not saying all drinkers are like this but some are. When you have 80 or so naked hookers trying to ply their trade, best leave the booze out of the mix unless a guy wants to pay.
Myself, I am fine with this sate of affairs. When I monger I monger and drinking is not an issue. My interest in alcohol as inebriant ended some years back. I will on occasion have a drink and even on a rarer occasion get drunk, as happened at my recent King George visit that you can read about in the Berlin thread.
If drinking is really important to your good times you could try one of the other Berlin bars (La Folie, and a couple of others whose names escape me) but I am afraid that while having greater variety of booze the price is not that much better. I could be mistaken in this.As I say, I am not interested in booze so do not always take a close look.
Or you could take your mongering dollars and head to a NRW club (near Cologne or Dusseldorf) where beer at least is available often included in the entry fee. That is an option unless you are here in Berlin for other reasons such as business.
Am
Nille Copenhagen
08-20-10, 07:43
Sorry for the double post as I think I loss the first one,
On short notice:
Anyone going to Artemis today Friday 20th, I'll be there from 3pm -3am
I would be nice to meet some from from ISG.
Please leave a note at the reception for Nille Copenhagen or we could meet at the reception at 7 pm.
Angus Magee
08-20-10, 08:03
Hi Hava...,
Many thanks for the report. A few comments on your observations if I may.
1. The girls get immediately down to business and push you to session with them when they approach you. I never really exchanged more than 2-3 minutes of conversation before I was forced to make a decision. In termas I have hung out with girls for over an hour before sessioning. Most girls with the exception of the 1 german girl I sessioned with didn't have a good command of english and I don't speak german. In contrast I speak decent portuguese so this could be the cause of the problem but I didn't notice girls chitchatting for very long with any guys in the place.
Artemis is a place where the girls push. Not always but often. It is not a particularly easy place to find the GFE unless you spend more than an afternoon there, have good inside intel, or have a fair amount of experience in German FKK. There is, I feel, a certain culture in the FKK that while it does differ from club to club, also has some across the board similarities. Basically you have to learn to look for early warning signs of substandard service and bail if you see it no matter how hot the girl. Or just take the optifuck route. Patience and the ability to just hang out and wait, observing, is your best friend at a club like Artemis. A stiff dick that has drained your big head of blood and the ability to consider options spells disaster.
. There wasn't much diversity in the type of women. Almost every girl I spoke with was eastern european with my first session being the 1 exception and most were blond. Maybe the girls get more diverse or better at busier times I left by 8 pm.
The main evening line up would be there by 20:00. But you may have been noticing that the August line up is a bit weak. Holiday time in Berlin. The girls should be arriving over the next three weeks or so. A visit on a busy weekend night at a busy time of year or during a Messe, will have a much more diverse line up and more stunners.
The thing with FKK is that they do have rhythms and tides. That is the girls come and go, the amount of business effects the line up and maybe even the damn moon does its' thing if you know what I mean. They maybe well stocked fishing holes, but the prize girls, the GFEs, are still elusive and need to be coaxed out, appreciated and carefully released. It is my duty, as a monger among many, to keep the girls happy and feeling beautiful. This way when the next monger arrives, the young lady is that much more likely to give it up in a GFE fashion. That is my excuse anyway.
AM
Thanks AM, yeah it might be a wise business decisions by the owners to not focus on alcohol, it seems most customers are businessmen who drive there, spend 2-4 hours, relax, eat, and fuck 1-2 girls before going home to the family.
As Havahopeful reports it might not be that suited for ALL monger TOURISTS: many people (like myself) that have visited Brazil, Colombia, Thailand, Philipines etc are used to a more stripclub/disco atmosphere with louder music, party feeling, drinks and more flirting before choosing girls. The FKK experience is different, more fuck focused. It might be a matter of context and culture: in Germany the FKK style is more successful + the girls need to bring in more money as the cost of living is so high in Germany, they can't spend an hour on chatting and flirting.
Angus Magee
08-20-10, 12:35
As Havahopeful reports it might not be that suited for ALL monger TOURISTS: many people (like myself) that have visited Brazil, Colombia, Thailand, Philipines etc are used to a more stripclub/disco atmosphere with louder music, party feeling, drinks and more flirting before choosing girls. The FKK experience is different, more fuck focused. It might be a matter of context and culture: in Germany the FKK style is more successful + the girls need to bring in more money as the cost of living is so high in Germany, they can't spend an hour on chatting and flirting.
If you do like the party atmosphere remember that each club has its' own feel & culture, and even this changes depending on the night. If you like this atmosphere you might consider a trip to Oase near to Frankfurt. There it is set up more as a disco and they have regular party nights. Artemis has much more the feel of a gentlemen's club.
I think alcohol is still pretty dear at Oase but they do serve cocktails on party nights and, as I remember, actually let the guests have their drinks in actual glasses. You might like to have a look on the Oase thread where recently the whole pros & cons of party nights were discussed (I think it was the Oase thread?)
And I have to say, while I am not entirely certain that it was not due to my familiarity with the Artemis line up, I found the over all hotness quotient of the Oase girls to be a bit higher than that of Artemis. That is there were more young hotties running around it seemed.
AM
It will be my second visit.
There is the IFA-messe those days, hopefully not crowded?
Norjan
It's also Berlin music week and quite a few of events going on.
Nice!
Is the light in the rooms adjustable?
It didn't cross my mind last time.
Norjan
Angus Magee
08-21-10, 11:31
Is the light in the rooms adjustable?
As far as I know all the rooms are equipped with dimmer switches. The girls generally are in control and tend to prefer softer, lower lighting. IME
Work brought me to beautiful Berlin this past week and I made sure my evenings were blocked out for the pilgrimage to this renowned destination on the west side of town. Club is easily accessible from central Berlin via public transit on any of the three S-bahn lines (S3, S5 or S75). Got to the club between 18:00-19:00h both nights and did the requisite Angus' walk of shame from the Westkreuz station to the club--thanks AM. Atmosphere was relaxed and the club never felt overpopulated on either night. On Thursday night at 1am, there was some wait for rooms but it was no more than 10 min and the waiting time was quality time spent with the girl on one of the small sofas on the second floor away from the bar on the first floor.
Girls: if you're into blondes (real or fake), the club's line up on Wed night was outstanding. Wed night was also dessous tag. First session of the evening was with Daniella, a small and thin, platinum-blonde from Austria. Daniella is fair-skinned, has no tattoos and is tight. Service was above expectations and I repeated with her the following night. Up until then, I've done girls from all eastern and central European countries except Austria so now my geography lessons for that part of Europe are complete ;). Later, I was approached by a couple of German blondes from Hamburg, Jane and Pia. Jane is the taller of the two while Pia is a bit thicker in the legs. They wanted to do a duo but I was only turned on by Jane so off to the zimmer we went. Excellent bbbj, rest of service average, only LFK briefly and pro attitude so I would not repeat. For a change of pace, I did go with a brunette, Nina (.cz, 1.60m, tanned, blue eyes, tattoos on lower back). Her service is PSE, pretty much does everything including anal. But I only partook of the CIM option. Also did a Hungarian blonde, Maria who used to work at GT and LR. Cute face, nice ass, friendly, good service but nothing outstanding.
My best experience of the trip was with Kathleen (.de, 1.68m, natural b/c cups) a real blonde beauty with green eyes. Kathleen is easy to spot, vertical Chinese characters tats on back as well as another bigger typical tattoo on lower back. The service is pure GFE, personality is natural, easy going and very classy. Took her for a total of three sessions on this trip. I'm glad I don't live in Berlin. Risk of addiction is high with this girl.
Facilities: Artemis is rather unique in that it has a gym downstairs that's fully equipped with free weights and machines. I saw a couple of guys from the staff built like Arnold in his heyday so they must be the primary users of the gym there. The facilities are clean with attentive staff to tidy things up. You get value for your money in the wellness area. I like the 90 degrees sauna (in addition to the 60 degrees and turkish saunas) and the quality professional massage downstairs. It's also great that they have a no-smoking policy for all of the downstairs area including in the kino and in the rooms between the kino and the weight room. Note: there's also another kino on the first floor bar area. However, the food is below average and far below the standard set by GT. There's no BBQ. There's also no garden but that will change as there's construction going now for an outdoor pool and garden. I also don't like the fact that they charge 10 EUR for alcoholic beverages and that you have to buy chips to exchange for drinks at the bar. This, on top of what is the highest FKK entry fee.
Nille Copenhagen
08-21-10, 21:19
I've just came back home from Artemis.
I'm tired and need some sleep. I might write a longer report later.
I was there from 3pm until the party ended at 5am. Had massage, hang out with some new friends, relaxed and fucked a lot.
Girls I fucked:
Viginia or Nina ? nice blond Czech, nice face and body, A-option.
Sara Spain, PSE
Loridanna Rom, sweet girl
Hanna Polen, sweet girl, GFE
Jennifer Rep. Dom, fun girl with a lot of dirty talk i spanish. PSE
Daniella Austia, sweet girl, nice att. GFE
They were all fantistic for me, I had a lot of fun i the room with the girls.
I was lucky or I had choose them wisely, who knows.
Kasia tall fake blond, nice body big boobs, face so so from Polen.
I had a talk with her a few times and she asked immediately to go to the room, so I had my doubt and did not go. Later closed to 4am I ask her if she want some fun and she said she was waiting for a guest, but I did not see her going with anyone.
Have anyone sample her or knows her sevice level ? I might sample next time.
I'll be back at Artmeis 29th Sep. for the birthday party.
Nille
Nille Copenhagen
08-21-10, 21:49
I did have a chat with the german guy who gave me the massage. He had worked at Artemis since the opening.
He also confirmed that the construction outside is for the outdoor pool and garden and more rooms(probably like in GT). It will be finish by next year.
Kathleen, did she kiss or not?
[QUOTE=Woof Woof Club is easily accessible from central Berlin via public transit on any of the three S-bahn lines (S3, S5 or S75). [/QUOTE]
What about S7? Thought I should take S7 from Zoo-garden?
Norjan
Girls: if you're into blondes (real or fake), the club's line up on Wed night was outstanding.
Can't wait
I really, really, really, hope this will be the case on september 8-9 as well.
What about eye colour? Where there many of the blondes that had blue eyes?
Norjan
Hessen Bub
08-22-10, 15:23
Most (not all) blondes will be eastern european fakes with brown and/or green eyes. So bring coloured contacts. ;)
HB
Most (not all) blondes will be eastern european fakes with brown and/or green eyes. So bring coloured contacts. ;)
HB
I actually, and this is not a joke, thought about that.
Guess it's too difficult to handle however and maybe the girls wouldn't like to hadle it as well which I could understand.
Norjan
Nille Copenhagen
08-22-10, 15:45
Can't wait
I really, really, really, hope this will be the case on september 8-9 as well.
What about eye colour? Where there many of the blondes that had blue eyes?
NorjanI was there Friday, they have blue eyes, green eyes, grey eyes, you name it.
The trick is to stay at the stairways area near the games machines to catch the girls. In the lounge is to dark to see their eye color.
In the lounge I always look her deep in the eyes and comment on her beautiful eye color, she will tell me if I'm wrong.
Nille
Nille Copenhagen
08-22-10, 15:52
I actually, and this is not a joke, thought about that.
Guess it's too difficult to handle however and maybe the girls wouldn't like to hadle it as well which I could understand.
NorjanYou guys are crazy, if the she is nice, beautiful and good performer, does it matter what eyes color she has.
I'm from Scandinavia and I work with blue eyes women every day, so actually I prefer a dark beauty.
Hessen Bub
08-22-10, 16:38
If you bring them sealed in the original packaging - why not. I know a blonde Romanian girl that does wear blue contacts cause she has brown eyes. ;)
HB
Can't wait
I really, really, really, hope this will be the case on september 8-9 as well.
What about eye colour? Where there many of the blondes that had blue eyes?
Norjan
In different situations (well, not so different) and flavours, the nicest eyes I saw in my life where at Artemis.
:-)
If you bring them sealed in the original packaging - why not. I know a blonde Romanian girl that does wear blue contacts cause she has brown eyes. ;)
HB
I wish they all did, it would be great.
Norjan
What about S7? Thought I should take S7 from Zoo-garden?
Norjan
I don't remember but there's always a map of the S/U bahns network on the platform in large German cities that you should check. In Berlin, there's also the overhead screen for each line that list the train stops. The Zoo Garten stop is a major one so you should have several line options that'll take you to Westkreuz.
I don't remember but there's always a map of the S/U bahns network on the platform in large German cities that you should check. In Berlin, there's also the overhead screen for each line that list the train stops. The Zoo Garten stop is a major one so you should have several line options that'll take you to Westkreuz.
There's a couple of very nice (and free) iPhone apps that can trace routes from anywhere to anywhere in Berlin public transports.
Taxis area also quite cheap in Berlin. But some are driven by gypsies :-)
Ciao
Nille Copenhagen
08-22-10, 22:25
I saw guy with his guitar came down the stairs with the girl.
What was he doing in the room with a guitar; playing O sole mio while she blow him.
Headed in late Friday around 9pm - missed Nille C.
Thursday
Talked into dupla by Carmen (tall, slim, brunette Romanian with light grey eyes, multilingual, 22 yo) and Ivana (30 yo shortish rounded blonde hair Hungarian). Good session with all options open, finale CIM. Costly though, running against my adage of only doing ein Stunde mit nein extras. They were moderately into the up sell which detracted a little.
Kimberley 22yo tall Barbados-German mix, perfect small breasts. Reapet from last time. Excellent hour, recommended.
It got late, contemplated more activity, Vivian looking comely but decide to head home.
Friday
No customers!! Arrived by 12 midday and around 2am.
Big day.
Lekkie petite Thai with intermittent attitude. Chit chat and small gift had her in the mood. Road my face after massage for a good 20 minutes then jumped on top and proceeded to orgasm (thats her story). Lekkie at her best = PSE.
Marketa young looking 30 yo naturale blonde Czech from Praha with great face and excellent medium sized tits. Nice performance, likes doggy style and watching herself give BBBJ.
Ramona 27 yo dark haired lady from Transylvania. Dark nipples and great BBBJ, lots of encouragement during FS. Vibratorspiele - good but extra 50 Euro.
Soledad - 26 yo brunette from Madrid, brown eyes, pierced lower right lip with stud. Late in the program, I was not sure I could perform. Looking at her made me try. Mixture of Deutsch, Spanish and English got us there. Super excellent BBBJ while she masturbated and watched it all in the mirror. Then DATY which drove her crazy, actually she was a little crazy to start, but she provided detailed instructions about what she needed - she seemed to sign off on my lower end efforts but liked having her nipples gently squeezed then twisted as she got close. FS was good, especially dog style where I watched her excellent boobs swinging the breeze before she jerk me off over them.
Memorable days.
Angus your efforts as BJ coach are appreciated but you need to work on the food.
Angus Magee
08-23-10, 08:03
Memorable days.
Angus your efforts as BJ coach are appreciated but you need to work on the food.
Thanks for the report Bearsk. Carmen (I assume this is the same Carmen I saw last visit) was for me quite enjoyable and not a hint of up sell. My feeling is she is better to see solo? And maybe the young lass simply caught the whiff off cash off you more than she did me. I got the sense from her that she is no dumby.
Any idea if Soldad is the girl I mentioned some reports back? I did get the feeling she would be a good session even though I was not that taken with her body. A bit too filled out for my tastes but now that you mention her, I might be more tempted.
Bj coaching is easy. I just let the girls know what they do right. My only wish is that I could be there more to help guide. I am so selfless in this regard;) Alway willing to improve the girls' techniques for my bros.
As for the food-it is going distinctly down hill if my last two visits are to be counted. Not too sure what to do about this if anything. Maybe if enough punters start doing the take out thing they will get the hint. But I fear not as the hot meals we really seek are well provided, if a little dear.
AM
Hessen Bub
08-23-10, 09:48
What was he doing in the room with a guitar; playing O sole mio while she blow him.
Who knows, maybe the girl stuck it into his ass. ;)
HB
Nille Copenhagen
08-23-10, 12:09
If you bring them sealed in the original packaging - why not. I know a blonde Romanian girl that does wear blue contacts cause she has brown eyes. ;)
HBHey,
My GF sometimes wear color contacts too and I don't like it, I prefer her natural color.
Actually in my younger days I did wear green and purple contact lense to parties, just to impress the girls and get their attention. It works pretty well.
Now I'm too old for that kind of gimmick.
Thanks for the report Bearsk. Carmen (I assume this is the same Carmen I saw last visit) was for me quite enjoyable and not a hint of up sell. My feeling is she is better to see solo? And maybe the young lass simply caught the whiff off cash off you more than she did me. I got the sense from her that she is no dumby.
Carmen speaks about 7 languages and is majorly hot. She was helping Ivana, whose English is not not great but is actually a lot of fun. The problem was when they approached on day 2, I gave them the slip and found new talent that was overall cheaper.
Any idea if Soldad is the girl I mentioned some reports back? I did get the feeling she would be a good session even though I was not that taken with her body. A bit too filled out for my tastes but now that you mention her, I might be more tempted.
AM
There are a couple of Soledads running around at Artemis. There is a gal with blonde streaks and augments who is a little solid, pretty though. I talked to her on my last visit 3 months ago and let her ride. I saw her on Saturday night before I left (Soledad 1).
The Soledad I went with speaks less English and looks more classically Spanish. As one guy said, she has characteristic pink nipples that follow you around the room (Soledad 2).
Given your form, Angus, I suspect Soledad 2 would be more to your taste.
Other form during my visit:
Nina brunette Czech blue grey eyes, nice body with some curve.
Ekaterine form Vladivostock blonde with curves, tall, pretty.
Jess brunette from Romania very personable.
?Shirley from Ghana, very dark excellent smile.
New Thai girl from Bangkok Santaya (offered double with Inga, prob should have taken)
Antonia was circulating, and still has a hot body but never seems to smile. She was with another "blonde" gal who is very cute but sits on the games machines and is difficult to distract - what does one do?
Excuse me, but can I bend you over the machine without interupting your game too much?!
I was in room next to this guy. Hopefully his sex is better than his guitar!
I saw guy with his guitar came down the stairs with the girl.
What was he doing in the room with a guitar; playing O sole mio while she blow him.
Angus Magee
08-23-10, 16:25
Excuse me, but can I bend you over the machine without interupting your game too much?!
Sounds a good plan if you fancy a bit of public romance. Hate to see what happens though when she hits lucky sevens ;) or is that 6's & 9's?
I think it is the same Carmen as your description matches(at least the very hot bit) and the Carmen I met also spoke a few languages not least of which was French, if you get my drift.
As For Soldad 1, 2 or ?, still not clear on her but I will trust my instincts next time it might be an issue. The last time t was partly because she was the first to approach when I arrived and I rarely go with the first approach. Not never, but rare. It always just seems too early.
Cheers
AM
She was with another "blonde" gal who is very cute but sits on the games machines and is difficult to distract - what does one do?
Excuse me, but can I bend you over the machine without interupting your game too much?!I've seen sex going on half on top of that machine. Whole place was pandemonium that evening.
Reading all these reports and all the names of the girls I have the feeling that there has been a big turnover since July when I last visited.
Or maybe it's me getting worse and worse with names.
Ciao
Charlie 123
08-23-10, 22:26
Reading all these reports and all the names of the girls I have the feeling that there has been a big turnover since July when I last visited.
Or maybe it's me getting worse and worse with names.
Ciao'Fraid not. Mostly the same faces since your last visit.
Spoke to your friend Raffaella last week, or at least I tried to. She was as grumpy as hell. I was going to take her to the room but she put me right off.
See you next month hopefully.
Best,
Charlie
Nille Copenhagen
08-24-10, 01:37
Kasia, tall fake blond, nice body, big boobs, face so so from Polen.
I had a talk with her a few times and she asked me immediately to go to the room, so I had my doubt and did not go. Later closed to 4am I asked her if she wanted some fun and she said we could go now - I said maybe. After a very few mins.
Then she said, she will be waiting for a guest, but I did not see her going with anyone.
Have anyone sample her or knows her sevice level ? I might sample next time.
But I still sense some bad vibe about this gal.
@AM do you know her?
Angus Magee
08-24-10, 07:34
@AM do you know her?
Sorry NC the name does not ring any bells. But it is my observation that some of the girls could really use a lesson in PR tactics. This asking to go to the room after 2 minutes of talk. I guess it is understandable but it is the number one red flag in my book.Well, that and the asking for a bottle of champagne but this does no happen, except very rarely, at Artemis. That is not to say that a girl who asks (for Zimmer)is to be forgotten completely but one should most definitely do what you did-say no and then approach later to see if the climate has changed.
AM
'Fraid not. Mostly the same faces since your last visit.
Spoke to your friend Raffaella last week, or at least I tried to. She was as grumpy as hell. I was going to take her to the room but she put me right off.
See you next month hopefully.
Best,
Charlie
She is a real beast! You start wanting to have a session with her and instead you end up wanting to kick her in the ass. But she is a smart girl. :-)
I'm really looking forward to meet you at Artemis and have some more chatting between sessions. Hopefully also Angus will be there.
As said, I'll be there between 8 and 11 sept.
Can't wait!
Ciao
Nille Copenhagen
08-24-10, 09:06
Sorry NC the name does not ring any bells. But it is my observation that some of the girls could really use a lesson in PR tactics. This asking to go to the room after 2 minutes of talk. I guess it is understandable but it is the number one red flag in my book.Well, that and the asking for a bottle of champagne but this does no happen, except very rarely, at Artemis. That is not to say that a girl who asks (for Zimmer)is to be forgotten completely but one should most definitely do what you did-say no and then approach later to see if the climate has changed.
AMKasia is on the girls galleri:
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/de/girls.php
It seems like something is wrong with the webpage as I don't see any girls pictures anymore.
Btw there is IFA messe 3-8th Sep. I might be there for the IFA messe.
I hope Artemis is not overcrowded at these day, I'll try to avoid Friday and Saturday evening. But on the other hands there might be 100 ladies working.
Nille
Hessen Bub
08-24-10, 09:25
Raffaella - that's mid twenties, blonde, 1,60m, 34/36, B-Cups, Romanian? If so a friend did have some very nice public session with her including rear entry.
HB
Just got a PM asking if we can add some pics of the gals. And I guess there is a point.
Is this Kasia?
Kasia, tall fake blond, nice body, big boobs, face so so from Polen.
I had a talk with her a few times and she asked me immediately to go to the room, so I had my doubt and did not go. Later closed to 4am I asked her if she wanted some fun and she said we could go now - I said maybe. After a very few mins.
Then she said, she will be waiting for a guest, but I did not see her going with anyone.
Have anyone sample her or knows her sevice level ? I might sample next time.
But I still sense some bad vibe about this gal.
@AM do you know her?
She has some tattoos on her back.
Hangs with Antonia.
Raffaella - that's mid twenties, blonde, 1,60m, 34/36, B-Cups, Romanian? If so a friend did have some very nice public session with her including rear entry.
HB
Nille Copenhagen
08-24-10, 18:15
Just got a PM asking if we can add some pics of the gals. And I guess there is a point.
Is this Kasia?Yes that's her, she looks better in real life than on the picture.
But seems a bit cold to talk to, so I didn't sample her.
She has some tattoos on her back.
Hangs with Antonia.
Almost sure it's her.
Ciao
Charlie 123
08-25-10, 03:17
She has some tattoos on her back.
Hangs with Antonia.Yes, that's her
.
C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearsk
She has some tattoos on her back.
Hangs with Antonia.
Yes, that's her.C
Almost sure it's her. Ciao
So about 6 months ago, I was grossly jet-lagged and sitting in the sauna talking to a Turk-German guy from Nuremberg who works at Artemis.
Raffaela walks in and sits next to this guy, starts venting on aspects of her life in Deutsch. Generally she has given up on Men jada jada. This goes on for a while, the guy gets hard, since she is rubbing her left breast against his right elbow. She then departs abruptly telling him thanks for listening.
The guy turns to me and shrugs ... suggests I visit later for mutual therapy. Paraphrase - she needs a good f__k.
I try but its me or the games machine ... I should have just told her just to brace herself at the penultimate jackpot and gone for it ... you can always sort the cash out later .... I guess.
She does actually look better than photo, very dry sense of humor, not pushy with me. I would certainly give her a try. JMHO
Yes that's her, she looks better in real life than on the picture.
But seems a bit cold to talk to, so I didn't sample her.
Wicked Fire
08-27-10, 08:38
Indian guy that was in berlin to open up a company?
We did meet man!
You told me I should get towels before lying underneath the stairs, after that we chatted a bit at the bar!
You looked like a very nice person, pity we didn't had more time to chat!
RegardsAaah! SO that was you. I was with a Swedish Friend that day so kinda got stuck in my own social-circle.
Oh well, next time. I am returning to Big-A on 13th September and then will be back on 23rd and probably one more day before leaving back.
BTW despite having done 60-70 sessions in Artemis, I have never done Anal or even talked about it with girls. To those who have done it -- what is the average extra cost for the rear-entry? I have to try it once.
Nille Copenhagen
08-27-10, 17:18
She does actually look better than photo, very dry sense of humor, not pushy with me. I would certainly give her a try. JMHOOk I'll give her a spin next time.
How is her service for BJ, does she likes DATY.
Angus Magee
08-27-10, 21:37
BTW despite having done 60-70 sessions in Artemis, I have never done Anal or even talked about it with girls. To those who have done it -- what is the average extra cost for the rear-entry? I have to try it once.
€100 for anal at the A. There are much better options for this in Berlin IMO. The high cost of anal at Artemis encourages girls who are not really into it to do it just for the money. They learn how, but never really are that into it. In my experience you need to find a girl who loves anal for it to be good as anal should be. Unless of course you like it a whole lot and enjoy giving a girl a backdoor rogering so much that her not liking it does not matter. For me it does and as a first timer I would recommend finding a girl who actually like it.
As I say, many options for this at the various Berlin bordellos.
AM
...In my experience you need to find a girl who loves anal for it to be good as anal should be...
Well said AM !
But how to recognize in advance if a girl likes anal ?
For 100 euro everyone will say she likes it...
That's probably the only good thing I miss of termas in Rio VS FKK in German.... anal included in the basic price, cause if I do anal with every girl, as I really would like, I finish to spend a lot.... 1 extra, anal, actually, it costs almost as 1 hour with 2 different girls.... it makes not much sense....from a monger point of view....
Hi,
Do most of the girls in Artemis do CIM and Facials?
If so ho wmuch extra is this?
Angus Magee
08-28-10, 06:50
Hi,
Do most of the girls in Artemis do CIM and Facials?
If so ho wmuch extra is this?
CIM-yes. I would say most do CIM for the extra price of €50.
Facial? I would say most would not. Again, like the anal thing I mentioned below a satisfying facial is a rare bird. Yes you will find girls, maybe even more than a few, who will take a load in the face if you pay her the standard extra fee of €50. She will probably suck and wank until you cum and then take the load flinchingly, trying to avoid it as much as possible while, has she a good ethic, giving you your money's worth.
But in Angus' perhaps porn warped experience, that is not a facial in anything but name. Finding a girl who will take a facial and get into it, that is a challenge. I am afraid that for that you will have to head on out to Artemis (or another Berlin establishment where it may be cheaper) pay your money and take your chances. It helps to have some game here as to get the extra enthusiasm of which I speak you will need to charm the girl a bit, find one with whom you have some chemistry and gain a bit her trust. Is a longer term project IMO.
Angus Magee
08-28-10, 07:16
But how to recognize in advance if a girl likes anal ?
I don't think you can. This is where FKK starts to imitate "real" life as you just have to put in the effort and find a girl who you click with and see if she likes anal. It is where the whole p4p thing breaks down a bit as you are looking for a very personal service from a girl with whom you really have no commitment further than the half hour or hour room time for which you pay. Commitment is a dirty word for us mongers but as I see it you have to have some, at least to the hobby, to find these special services and have them be good. That is, you have to show up, cash in pocket and your fun personality shining. Then you find a girl who will cave to this and open her rosebud willingly, for the €100.
For 100 euro everyone will say she likes it...
Exactly! The high price for anal in Artemis makes no sense to me. I am not really that into it myself. I like it on occasion but only when it is the flow. Anal is a specialty item and there are things one needs to do to make it work & hygienic. A girl walking around the club, having eaten and her digestive tract working normally, may not be prepared for anal, if you know what I mean. Not sure how those Brazilian girls do it? Maybe they do an enema before every shift and then do not eat much. Or maybe they do not care?
I know that anal is such a huge porn mainstay that most guys want it. They see it in porn and do not realize the amont of prep that goes into geting a girl to accept an anal pounding and not have shit flying in all directions.In the end, by all means ask for anal if you want it, but do not be surprised when the FKK anal falls short of you imagination.
Probably best to get on a plane and head to Brazil. It may, in the long run, be cheaper.
AM
Ok I'll give her a spin next time.
How is her service for BJ, does she likes DATY.
Don't know if she actually like it but she definitely let you do it and at least pretends she likes it. :-)
Same with anal. Very good at bj.
Ciao
Hessen Bub
08-28-10, 09:24
Go to NRW, anal for 50€ and CIM for 25€.
HB
The one and only time I tried a session with 2 girls at Artemis was a disaster. That was long time ago, one of my first visits at Artemis.
I was trapped by 2 very nice looking polish blondes inviting me to have great fun with them in the room.
I accepted and as soon as we entered the room they both started moaning in pleasure ( I really don't stand that crap). After that, while one was almost kissing me, without really doing it, the other genius had slipped me a condom and was starting a covered bj.
I got immediately pissed off and asked if they where joking or something.
The girl said she used the condom because I was not clean (impossible, believe me), so I told them I was leaving and the said they would call the security, it ended I paid only one girl and we all left.
Anyway, seeing it now, there are things one should pay attention to, Imho:
1 I don't usually session with girls that come up to me and insist a lot, specially if extremely good looking.
2 I explicitly ask things with girls I never sessioned with BEFORE going to the room. This includes if she does cim or whatever I'm into.
3 I start the evenings taking my risks with girls I don't know, and play safer later on with girls I'm sure I'll have fun. Having the worst session with the last girl might spoil my evening.
But what's the strategy if you want to session with 2 girls?
First thing that come to my head is to get one girl you already know and feel comfortable with and ask her if she has a friend. But what if you don't like the friend?
Any Guru has some suggestions? :-)
Ciao
Wicked Fire
08-28-10, 09:40
Go to NRW, anal for 50€ and CIM for 25€.
HBExcuse my ignorance but NRW?
BTW: Thanks for your advice Angus Magee. I am on friendly basis with a lot of girls -- I use my regular pickup routines on them - always gets me awesome service.
Just curious though, is it worth it to spend time in these bordellos you mention if you don't speak any German?
BTW I found that there are some nice listings on BerlinIntim.de -- would you recommend any of those or some other site to find the good listings?
Hessen Bub
08-28-10, 10:42
But what's the strategy if you want to session with 2 girls?
First thing that come to my head is to get one girl you already know and feel comfortable with and ask her if she has a friend. But what if you don't like the friend?
One of the girl's you should know well and she should know you and your preferences (looks, service). Then either let her choose the second girl (you can still say no and let her propose another) or YOU choose the second girl who has also been with you and where girl #1 can say yes or no.
Tell them that there will be no "lesbo show crap" for 100 EUR extra, be sure that the girl's do get along well and that a 3some can be fun.
HB
Angus Magee
08-28-10, 10:56
Any Guru has some suggestions? :-)
Personally I think you said it all right here. The disaster was well managed and i think you extracted yourself, practiced dammage control and came out of it as well as could have been expected considering your dick(albiet covered) was in her mouth. Anything else would have been much more complicated and involved security which is always best to avoid unless you have been seriously ripped off by a girl or mis informed. You gave way yet retained your self respect and backbone. The funny thing is with this sort of experience is that were you to session with the girl again, not that I am suggesting you do but if, you could well find her a much better performer. The girls do tend to try it on from time to time. If a monger stands up to her in a gentlemanly manner, firm but giving a bit, they respect you more and can actually suddenly find you a bit sexy. Women are strange and wondrous creature who you can never really predict. Ask Charlie about this if you see him. He is a master at this way I feel. It is the Tao of Steve (McQueen that is) and I reference a very entertaining 80s film of that name.
The two girl strategy of asking her to find a friend is also the best and is the one used and recommended by any seasoned monger.The only thing I would ad, and I say this with all p4p, is to listen to your first, gut instinct. This tends to be pretty accurate IME.
We might have to start calling you Guruji in the future and get you a turban.
AM
Angus Magee
08-28-10, 10:59
Tell them that there will be no "lesbo show crap" for 100 EUR extra, be sure that the girl's do get along well and that a 3some can be fun.
Hessen Bub-One part Obi Wan, two parts Yoda. We'll None of that "lesbo show crap" for 100 EUR extra" have....young Luke. LOL.
AM
Hessen Bub
08-28-10, 13:06
"May the Force be with you". ;)
HB
...Maybe they do an enema before every shift and then do not eat much. Or maybe they do not care?...
Thanks AM, I agree about everything !
Yes, I am pretty sure they do enema, I cannot believe I was so lucky that 99% of time they were clean even if they stay in termas and in FKK 8 and more hours.
Only regarding anal terma is surely cheaper, as it is included in basic price and there it is indeed very easy to find girls who love anal, but there you have to pay drinks and reais got much stronger against euro.
Considering everything, I drive to FKK and I need to spend at least 600 euro ticket flight to Brazil, FKK is cheaper and, let's make it clear, the girls are million times more beautiful even if sometimes colder too.
Go to NRW, anal for 50€ and CIM for 25€.
HB
Hessen Bub,
you mean North of Germany right ? I am afraid it is too far from where I live, even if I am not sure where exactly you mean and which clubs.
We might have to start calling you Guruji in the future and get you a turban.
AM
Ahaha, learning from the masters!!!
I'll probably hit Marcella and her friend (the ones i sessioned one by one last time) and see how it goes this time.
Ciao
Hessen Bub
08-28-10, 17:18
you mean North of Germany right ? I am afraid it is too far from where I live, even if I am not sure where exactly you mean and which clubs.
I mean Nordrhein-Westfalen (NRW). Especially the area around Düsseldorf and north-east from there. Examples:
GoldenTime, Brüggen
LivingRoom, Kaarst
Villa Vertigo, Grefrath
Planet Happy Garden, Tönisvorst
and others.
(all above with 50€ entrance, 50€/30min, next 30 for 25€, 25€ CIM, 50€ anal
Acapulco, Velbert (between Wuppertal and Essen, 35€ entrance, before 1pm only 25€, 40€/30min, 25€ CIM, 50€ anal)
HB
Charlie 123
08-28-10, 18:13
The one and only time I tried a session with 2 girls at Artemis was a disaster. That was long time ago, one of my first visits at Artemis.
I was trapped by 2 very nice looking Polish blondes inviting me to have great fun with them in the room.
I accepted and as soon as we entered the room they both started moaning in pleasure (I really don't stand that crap). After that, while one was almost kissing me, without really doing it, the other genius had slipped me a condom and was starting a covered BJ.
I got immediately pissed off and asked if they where joking or something.
The girl said she used the condom because I was not clean (impossible, believe me), so I told them I was leaving and the said they would call the security, it ended I paid only one girl and we all left.
Anyway, seeing it now, there are things one should pay attention to, IMHO:
1 I don't usually session with girls that come up to me and insist a lot, specially if extremely good looking.
2 I explicitly ask things with girls I never sessioned with BEFORE going to the room. This includes if she does cim or whatever I'm into.
3 I start the evenings taking my risks with girls I don't know, and play safer later on with girls I'm sure I'll have fun. Having the worst session with the last girl might spoil my evening.
But what's the strategy if you want to session with 2 girls?
First thing that come to my head is to get one girl you already know and feel comfortable with and ask her if she has a friend. But what if you don't like the friend?
Any Guru has some suggestions?
CiaoHi Kimino
Hope you're well.
The field of 2-girl sessions happens to be something of an area of special interest to me. I started off my sex-life this way. When I was 18 I had a girlfriend who was 29 and we were together for 4 years. She in turn had a girlfriend who was 15 years older than her and who was also the mistress of a well-known 1970's pop singer (whom I won't identify here for obvious reasons). Naturally, 3-way parties were the order of the day for much of those 4 years that we were together and thus begun my sex education. Consequently I have had something of a penchant for this variation ever since, and whilst it can be very mundane and ordinary at times, when it clicks it's just GREAT! The only way to fly, IMHO.
P4P-wise, I have done a couple of dozen or so such sessions at Artemis and similar places. Sometimes it's been pretty good, often a disappointment. Last week I did my debut session with 3 girls at Artemis. Something I'd often fantasised about but never before tried. As it happens, it was OK but not special. Certainly nothing as exciting as it appears in porn films to be, but I strongly suspect that one has to be rather more of a stud than I am to pull off this particular stunt. Hopefully we will meet again later this month when you are in Berlin and I will give you the gory details of my 3-girl experience if you are interested.
As regards 2-girl scenes, I have a couple of golden rules that have served me well and may prove useful to anybody who is contemplating a 'menage-a-trois' but is nervous about how it will turn out in reality:
1) NEVER allow yourself to be picked up by two unknown girls offering a double act. They're probably just looking for a double sucker
2) These things work best when you know one of the girls already, preferably as a regular customer of hers and with whom you already have a good client relationship. She will have a vested interest in ensuring that you have a good time and 'protect' you
3) Allow your 'known' girl to pick the third member of the team. The chemistry between the girls is the KEY element in a successful trio. Don't reckon your chances of matchmaking between 2 girls that take your eye, that's not the way to do it. 'Your girl' will be much better able to interpret and convey to the other girl your preferences and ambitions for the session than you will be able to. You asked 'what if you don't like the friend'. Well, my suggestion would be to either go with it anyway, or to mention quietly to 'your girl' that her selection doesn't do it for you and ask her if she's got anybody else. There won't be many girls that she will feel comfortable with that also meet your visual criteria, that's why these things often turn out to be a disappointment. I just about never turn down the chick that 'my girl' recommends, on the basis that a good sexual rapport between the two girls will impact more greatly on the quality of the session than any premium in visual experience that I get from selecting a prettier girl. Chemistry is everything in sex in my view, but with 2-girl sessions this is doubly so.
4) In my experience, there is a huge difference between 'lesbi show' and 'lesbi sex'. If you want to have the girls enthusiastically licking each other out then first you should check with 'your girl' that she's into all that, and then invite her to procure a like-minded accomplice. Many of these girls are strictly hetero, but will do a 2-girl 'blasen und fikken' routine if pressed. Some won't do it at all. Know what you want, establish that 'your girl' will comply, and convey clearly to her that the other girl must also deliver. That way you get the best chance of receiving the service that you are expecting (and paying for).
5) Don't be shy to discuss in precise detail with 'your girl' exactly what is going to be on the menu and what the cost will be. Paying good money for shitty sessions at Artemis is always frustrating but when it's 'double-rates' it is even more painful.
One good suggestion for a duo who work nicely together is Gabitza and her slutty blond Hungarian friend (can't remember her stage name – begins with 'T'). Selma and Katja are a good double-act if you like the MILF look. Ella and anybody she recommends would also be fine I reckon
Good luck.
Charlie
Old German
08-28-10, 21:40
After 3 month I visited Artemis yesterday again, arrived before 7 p.m. Almost the half of the girls have been new faces for me and I didn’t saw one of my former favorites from Bulgaria or Russia.
After walking around I spotted a nice looking girl, name Nina fro Czech Republic. You can easy recognize her, because her long dark hairs are falling down up to a tattoo on her back. We talked a little and then we went upstairs. She was absolutely affectionate and we changed our DFK for long time. She gave me a good BBBJ. Then she rode my first in Cowboy style, after we changed and I finished in missionary position. After the sex she came for awhile in my arms and we kissed again very intensive. Nina is now a new favorite for me. I can really recommend her
After a longer break I saw a black girl. She came from Ghana, called herself Sylvia. Since longer time I didn’t had an African girl, so I took her for round two. But it was a little disappointing. She wasn’t much into DFK. Her BBBJ was o.k., but not exceptional. We had sex in different positions and she began to moan, but it was surely fake. After finishing she immediately grabbed her towel and wanted to leave the room. I let her go. I had in the past many better girls and cannot recommend her.
After midnight I was ready for round three. I took a dark haired slim girl from Belarus, name Julia. Her lips have been rouged glaring red. She wasn’t a great kisser, but her BBBJ was awfully. And then she rode me like a devil, absolutely wild. Because it was so great for me I let her do and didn’t change in another position till I exploded. So I can give also a recommendation for this girl.
Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 01:59
I don't think you can. This is where FKK starts to imitate "real" life as you just have to put in the effort and find a girl who you click with and see if she likes anal. It is where the whole p4p thing breaks down a bit as you are looking for a very personal service from a girl with whom you really have no commitment further than the half hour or hour room time for which you pay.commitment is a dirty word for us mongers but as I see it you have to have some, at least to the hobby, to find these special services and have them be good. That is, you have to show up, cash in pocket and your fun personality shining. Then you find a girl who will cave to this and open her rosebud willingly, for the €100.
Exactly! The high price for anal in Artemis makes no sense to me. I am not really that into it myself. I like it on occasion but only when it is the flow. Anal is a specialty item and there are things one needs to do to make it work & hygienic. A girl walking around the club, having eaten and her digestive tract working normally, may not be prepared for anal, if you know what I mean. Not sure how those Brazilian girls do it? Maybe they do an enema before every shift and then do not eat much. Or maybe they do not care?
I know that anal is such a huge porn mainstay that most guys want it. They see it in porn and do not realize the amont of prep that goes into geting a girl to accept an anal pounding and not have shit flying in all directions. In the end, by all means ask for anal if you want it, but do not be surprised when the FKK anal falls short of you imagination.
Probably best to get on a plane and head to Brazil. It may, in the long run, be cheaper.
AMIf you want to practice a lots of anal with the girls, go to NRW club like I do, it's only 50€ extra, some girls really likes it; you need to get her relaxed and aroused before fucking her a-hole.
Nille
Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 02:20
I mean Nordrhein-Westfalen (NRW). Especially the area around Düsseldorf and north-east from there. Examples:
GoldenTime, Brüggen
LivingRoom, Kaarst
Villa Vertigo, Grefrath
Planet Happy Garden, Tönisvorst
and others.
(all above with 50€ entrance, 50€/30min, next 30 for 25€, 25€ CIM, 50€ anal
Acapulco, Velbert (between Wuppertal and Essen, 35€ entrance, before 1pm only 25€, 40€/30min, 25€ CIM, 50€ anal)
HBThere are also clubs around Cologne: Samya, Brends, SalonRouge.
If you are into sex party go to team-tabulos in Mönchengladbach anal/sandwich is included in the flatrate.
Nille
Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 02:46
The one and only time I tried a session with 2 girls at Artemis was a disaster. That was long time ago, one of my first visits at Artemis.
I was trapped by 2 very nice looking Polish blondes inviting me to have great fun with them in the room.
I accepted and as soon as we entered the room they both started moaning in pleasure (I really don't stand that crap). After that, while one was almost kissing me, without really doing it, the other genius had slipped me a condom and was starting a covered BJ.
I got immediately pissed off and asked if they where joking or something.
The girl said she used the condom because I was not clean (impossible, believe me), so I told them I was leaving and the said they would call the security, it ended I paid only one girl and we all left.
Anyway, seeing it now, there are things one should pay attention to, IMHO:
1. I don't usually session with girls that come up to me and insist a lot, specially if extremely good looking.
2. I explicitly ask things with girls I never sessioned with BEFORE going to the room. This includes if she does cim or whatever I'm into.
3. I start the evenings taking my risks with girls I don't know, and play safer later on with girls I'm sure I'll have fun. Having the worst session with the last girl might spoil my evening.
But what's the strategy if you want to session with 2 girls?
First thing that come to my head is to get one girl you already know and feel comfortable with and ask her if she has a friend. But what if you don't like the friend?
Any Guru has some suggestions?
CiaoMy strategy:
-Find 2 girls you click with or at least one.
-Go for 1 hour, ½ hour is too short for fun with 2 girls.
-Agree on the program, who should get the CIM bonus or both.
As you can see it can be an expensive affair.
-Ensure that both girls should be active to give you pleasure, like both girls give you BJ at the same time or one give you BJ while you DATY the other, or you DATY one and fuck the other.
If you don't agree in advanced, the other girl is just lying passively and look bored while you fuck the other. I have tried it!
Then I asked her to play with her pussy while waiting to be fucked
-Agree if Lesbo show is included or not, and for how long time, normally it costs extra.
The girls normally ask you to change condom if you swap between them.
So have plenty of condoms, I've fucked the twins(Nani & Hani) at GT a few times and even they are sisters they wanted me to change condom when swapping between them.
Nille
Angus Magee
08-29-10, 07:25
The field of 2-girl sessions happens to be something of an area of special interest to me. I started off my sex-life this way. When I was 18 I had a girlfriend who was 29 and we were together for 4 years. She in turn had a girlfriend who was 15 years older than her and who was also the mistress of a well-known 1970's pop singer (whom I won't identify here for obvious reasons). Naturally, 3-way parties were the order of the day for much of those 4 years that we were together and thus begun my sex education. Consequently I have had something of a penchant for this variation ever since, and whilst it can be very mundane and ordinary at times, when it clicks it's just GREAT! The only way to fly, IMHO.
I was hoping that Charlie would sign in on this one as I know this to be sort of his area of expertise. This report could in fact serve as the duo seekers Bible in that it guides the monger and, if followed, will guarantee entry in to the pooner's Kingdom of Duo Heaven eventually
Hallelujah and pass the holy wafers & wine . I is reborn, Amen.
Got to admit I am dying to know just who the 1970's pop singer is...
AM
This all sage advice and also from Mr. Copenhagen.
I think you need a really good reason to do a dupla at Artemis but its just MHO.
I generally prefer to focus on the one girl and she on me for the time.
In additional, CIM is OK but generally COF messes the girl makeup up, impairs her vision and leaves your wanting to wipe her down and unsure of kussen etiquette.
As for three girls, Charlie you are a total immoral pervert and I now understand why you considered the Royal Navy and get weeping when you hear Rod Stewart sing: "I am Sailing".... away again
Its rare that you find 2 girls that give you equal pleasure and work together. Mary and Siena did pretty good job for me a few months ago, but then came back and took then each in sequence for good measure (and enjoyed them both). I had a helluva 2 sessions with Gaby as well and felt like I needed to get on a exercise program to get close to keeping up - cant imagine the use of another girl there.
Outside of Artemis, I have done several duplas. Its usually been because the 2 girls are friends and appealing, but more often its because the girl I want is nervous, young or without lingua in which case taking a friend will ensure we connect. It often means getting back in contact with the girls the next day. This useful in Thailand and China ... but not so applicable to Artemis, where I am committed to doing Ein Stunde mit keine extra (apologies again).
We digress, sorry, Charlie the three girl story, thanks ... was it the day the Romanian were giving you a really hard time?
Hi Kimino
Hope you're well.
The field of 2-girl sessions happens to be something of an area of special interest to me. I started off my sex-life this way. When I was 18 I had a girlfriend who was 29 and we were together for 4 years. She in turn had a girlfriend who was 15 years older than her and who was also the mistress of a well-known 1970's pop singer (whom I won't identify here for obvious reasons). Naturally, 3-way parties were the order of the day for much of those 4 years that we were together and thus begun my sex education. Consequently I have had something of a penchant for this variation ever since, and whilst it can be very mundane and ordinary at times, when it clicks it's just GREAT! The only way to fly, IMHO.
P4P-wise, I have done a couple of dozen or so such sessions at Artemis and similar places. Sometimes it's been pretty good, often a disappointment. Last week I did my debut session with 3 girls at Artemis. Something I'd often fantasised about but never before tried. As it happens, it was OK but not special. Certainly nothing as exciting as it appears in porn films to be, but I strongly suspect that one has to be rather more of a stud than I am to pull off this particular stunt. Hopefully we will meet again later this month when you are in Berlin and I will give you the gory details of my 3-girl experience if you are interested.
As regards 2-girl scenes, I have a couple of golden rules that have served me well and may prove useful to anybody who is contemplating a 'menage-a-trois' but is nervous about how it will turn out in reality:
1) NEVER allow yourself to be picked up by two unknown girls offering a double act. They're probably just looking for a double sucker
2) These things work best when you know one of the girls already, preferably as a regular customer of hers and with whom you already have a good client relationship. She will have a vested interest in ensuring that you have a good time and 'protect' you
3) Allow your 'known' girl to pick the third member of the team. The chemistry between the girls is the KEY element in a successful trio. Don't reckon your chances of matchmaking between 2 girls that take your eye, that's not the way to do it. 'Your girl' will be much better able to interpret and convey to the other girl your preferences and ambitions for the session than you will be able to. You asked 'what if you don't like the friend'. Well, my suggestion would be to either go with it anyway, or to mention quietly to 'your girl' that her selection doesn't do it for you and ask her if she's got anybody else. There won't be many girls that she will feel comfortable with that also meet your visual criteria, that's why these things often turn out to be a disappointment. I just about never turn down the chick that 'my girl' recommends, on the basis that a good sexual rapport between the two girls will impact more greatly on the quality of the session than any premium in visual experience that I get from selecting a prettier girl. Chemistry is everything in sex in my view, but with 2-girl sessions this is doubly so.
4) In my experience, there is a huge difference between 'lesbi show' and 'lesbi sex'. If you want to have the girls enthusiastically licking each other out then first you should check with 'your girl' that she's into all that, and then invite her to procure a like-minded accomplice. Many of these girls are strictly hetero, but will do a 2-girl 'blasen und fikken' routine if pressed. Some won't do it at all. Know what you want, establish that 'your girl' will comply, and convey clearly to her that the other girl must also deliver. That way you get the best chance of receiving the service that you are expecting (and paying for).
5) Don't be shy to discuss in precise detail with 'your girl' exactly what is going to be on the menu and what the cost will be. Paying good money for shitty sessions at Artemis is always frustrating but when it's 'double-rates' it is even more painful.
One good suggestion for a duo who work nicely together is Gabitza and her slutty blond Hungarian friend (can't remember her stage name – begins with 'T'). Selma and Katja are a good double-act if you like the MILF look. Ella and anybody she recommends would also be fine I reckon
Good luck.
Charlie
There are twins at GT ... notwithstanding my last post http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1061419
that's interesting ...
I've fucked the twins(Nani & Hani) at GT a few times ...
Nille
Angus Magee
08-29-10, 09:34
Hummm...there seems to be a theme developing here. Gabi, who I have been to the zimmer with and was frankly disappointed, seems to be getting some high mention from mongers I trust. Plus the duo thing....
I might just have to give it a swing. The only question being, will my pockets be deep enough. Maybe a long term project for later in the year. When I sell the film rights to the blog ;) We will book the VIP room and populate it with all the best. Hey it is a good dream isn't it? On Angus. Share da looove
AM
Hi Kimino
Hope you're well.
Hopefully we will meet again later this month when you are in Berlin and I will give you the gory details of my 3-girl experience if you are interested.
Totally!
Thx for the report. We will discuss and practice at A!
:-)
Ciao
Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 12:26
Instead of duo, you could try; you and a friend and 2 girls in the room.
Then swap, this way, you and your friend have better control of the girls.
If you all click well - it would be a hot scene.
Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 12:33
There are twins at GT ... notwithstanding my last post http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1061419
that's interesting ...Bearsk,
Your link doesn't work.
YMMV, I had great times with the twins they even offer me anal.
Charlie 123
08-29-10, 19:26
I was hoping that Charlie would sign in on this one as I know this to be sort of his area of expertise. This report could in fact serve as the duo seekers Bible in that it guides the monger and, if followed, will guarantee entry in to the pooner's Kingdom of Duo Heaven eventually
Hallelujah and pass the holy wafers & wine . I is reborn, Amen.
Got to admit I am dying to know just who the 1970's pop singer is.
AMNext time we meet I'll tell you - but not in open forum.
C
Instead of duo, you could try; you and a friend and 2 girls in the room.
Then swap, this way, you and your friend have better control of the girls.
If you all click well - it would be a hot scene.
Ciao Nille, it's just that you know, people get jelous, and I do have an enourmous d... so, I don't want to make people feel bad and end up paying bills to a psichiatrist instead than paying the girls.... :-)
Kidding.
Probably not ready for that, don't know why but the few times that somebody brought up the idea I refused.
Maybe insecure or something in that area. Probably would after a couple of drinks and the right people.
Ciao!
Charlie 123
08-29-10, 20:08
We digress, sorry, Charlie the three girl story, thanks ... was it the day the Romanian were giving you a really hard time?No, that was another day when the Gippo just scared me out of the club completely. Had to take refuge in an all-night $10-$20 online razz game to get over the experience.
OK. The 3 girl scene, not my finest moment but here goes.
Selma (late 20's, blonde, v. Big tits, full figure but by no means fat, sexy voice, great attitude in and out of bed) and I get on really well.I session with her as a matter of course whenever we coincide at Artemis. She is probably my #1 fave girl at Artemis. Last Thursday we were smooching on the couch and I suggested to her that she 'bring a friend'. We have taken onboard a second girl a few times before, with largely decent results.
Selma told me that an old friend of hers had just returned to the club that day after a 20 month absence and that she would be a very suitable partner. Russian, beautiful, slim and sexy, apparently. I immediately accepted her suggestion. But this Russian was occupied 'ins Zimmer' at the time, and after waiting in the lounge for her for 40 minutes we started to get fed up and discussing alternatives.
The night before we had been chatting at the bar whilst a somewhat extrovert Turkish girl named Berna had been dancing and whooping in the pole-dancing cage along to some Romanian music that was blaring out for her specific benefit. In the absence of the Russian, we decided to invite Berna to the party instead. Berna is about 5'6, maybe 25 year old, dark-skinned, large poorly-constructed silicon tits, q. Pretty face, good body.
Just as we were finishing off our cigarettes and about to head to the room, as luck would have it, the Russian (named 'Roxy') turned up. She indeed was a horny-looking thing, mid 20's, tall, slim, white-blond hair, small titties, long legs, multiple tattoos, pierced clit. Of course, I immediately regretted that we hadn't waited a further 5 minutes because Roxy looked like a much more enticing proposition that Berna, but I felt committed at that point. Anyway, Selma leaned over to me discreetly and asked me if I indeed fancied her friend, and then suggested that perhaps I might try them out as a trio as an 'Einmal in der Leben' experience. I was somewhat wary of the idea, but decide to go for it in the end – how bad could it be?
We spent an hour in the room. There was no lesbi scene – it was all 3-on-1 stuff. For most of the time I had one of the girls sitting on my face whilst the other two performed a BJ duette. I also fucked Berna and Roxy each for a while. In terms of combinations, that was about as far as it went. Most of the permutations that I had visualised required some lesbi interaction or another (fucking one girl whilst another sat on her face eating out the third etc etc), and that stuff was sadly absent. Roxy gives a super BJ, that much I can say, and Berni is a nice kisser and a tight fuck who knows all the right moves. That aside, the whole thing was something of a damp squib and I wasn't desperately disappointed when the hour came to an end. I appreciate that it might seem bizarre to suggest that this feast of flesh could be anything other than a life-time treat, but I have to say that I found the whole thing somewhat underwhelming and fake. It was worth a try, but I wouldn't be in a hurry to do it again, and if I ever do then I will ensure that a full-range of lesbi activities are going on all around me as a firm pre-condition of the session.
Cost was 360E for the 3 girls. We then all sat in the lounge for an hour drinking champagne, before I finished the evening off by taking a now completely drunk Selma upstairs at 4 am for a proper servicing.
Charlie
Nille Copenhagen
08-29-10, 20:12
Ciao Nille, it's just that you know, people get jelous, and I do have an enourmous d... so, I don't want to make people feel bad and end up paying bills to a psichiatrist instead than paying the girls.... :-)
Kidding.
Probably not ready for that, don't know why but the few times that somebody brought up the idea I refused.
Maybe insecure or something in that area. Probably would after a couple of drinks and the right people.
Ciao!Ciao Kimino, you are not shy aren't you. If you have not explore the group sex scence yet.
Then I can recommend you should start practicing with sexparties with 7 wild gals (at Ladymarmalade-parties in London)... It is just great service and great experiance every time, now I'm addicted to it.
Just give it a try when you have the chance, a whole new world will open up for you.
Nille
Angus Magee
08-29-10, 20:20
. Probably would after a couple of drinks and the right people.
Ciao!
Careful with the drink & this Kimino ;) People get drunk and there is not telling what happens LOL. FFM threesomes the way to go I think, At least that is Angus'way. MMFF=way too much sausage in one room IMO.
I have done a MMF threesome in some wilder days. Yes drink (and some other substances) were involved. Spit roasting the girl was fun (where the girl sucks one guy and the second fucks her doggy) but other than that all you can do is take turns fucking her or dp if she likes anal and is very brave. But then for dp (never gone there) the guys are practically rubbing dick together as they fuck her.
I guess same room fun can be hot but I would rather just do it in the kino with a girl and whoever watches. If I do it at all.
AM
Careful with the drink & this Kimino ;) People get drunk and there is not telling what happens LOL. FFM threesomes the way to go I think, At least that is Angus'way. MMFF=way too much sausage in one room IMO.
AM
Correct man!
Let's do things by steps... might be dangerous to get mixed up in such a situation.
I'll get Charlie to do me a crash course in two girls session first!!!
Ciao
Charlie and I can give Gabi a motivational talk before hand. Just keep doing the exercises!
Hummm...there seems to be a theme developing here. Gabi, who I have been to the zimmer with and was frankly disappointed, seems to be getting some high mention from mongers I trust. Plus the duo thing....
I might just have to give it a swing. The only question being, will my pockets be deep enough. Maybe a long term project for later in the year. When I sell the film rights to the blog ;) We will book the VIP room and populate it with all the best. Hey it is a good dream isn't it? On Angus. Share da looove
AM
London Traveller
08-29-10, 23:24
after my successful experiences at oase i was keen to try some more of the other fkks so i pitched up in berlin on friday evening for a long weekend (monday is a holiday in the uk).
i had found an interesting student on a small-ads website who came to my apartment for a few hours on saturday night and gave me what i was looking for, so my first experience of artemis was on sunday.
the trip on the s-bahn has recently been well described on this site, so i won't repeat it here. the receptionist looked a bit bored when i arrived at about 1 pm but she soon livened up and was laughing at my very weak attempts at humour. she didn't give me much information, searched my (very small) bag and asked me if i had any drinks in it. the bag is about the size of two paperback books - but she still offered to look after it for me at the reception. i was wondering how tiny the lockers might be!
she didn't give much guidance at to where i should go either but it's only a few stairs up on the left of reception to the area where the safes are (on the left) and then straight ahead into the men's changing rooms (the ladies is on the left in between the safes and the men's room). i had been given a robe at reception (larger pockets than those at oase so it made it easier to put my book in) and there were loads of towels at the entrance to the changing room in case of need. i also found the slippers which were at the entrance to the changing room opposite the towels, but although there were two baskets for used towels, i'm still not quite sure where i should have put my used slippers (i just left them lying around). the lockers are half full length and the area is extensive - mine was number 350 or thereabouts and the showers are at one end (the entrance) of the long narrow room they are in. at the other end is a door into the main (smoking lounge) but you can access the main circular staircase by going out the way you came in the changing room and turning left. i did this once i had my usual kit off and the robe on and went for a look around.
the place was fairly quiet with only a few girls and guys hanging out in various places. i went downstairs first and there were one or two guys lounging on some cushions right at the bottom. i later found this to be a good place to read, at it's non-smoking and not too dark, and also to be a reasonable place to see what is going on. if you position yourself at the near end of the cushions you can see the girls and men as they come up and down from the rooms, which are two levels up and only accessible to men if they have a girl with them. you also don't get hassled much by the girls who are wandering around in this area, so i spent a bit of time there after my first session.
as you come down the stairs, to the left there is the wellness area, just past the cushions mentioned above. this is quite extensive with a variety of warm/hot rooms and an inviting looking pool as well as jaccuzzi and showers. past this is a non-smoking bar, which has a tv showing sport. there didn't seem to be many girls hanging out there but some visit from upstairs occasionally. between the bar and the pool is a massage area where some guys give massages - they looked good. there was a sign just before the bar saying 'restaurant' and as i was hungry i followed it out to the left. i was soon through a door and outside the building! i rapidly retreated and then asked a passing well stacked blonde who approached me where the restaurant was - it turned out to be upstairs one floor at the far end of the smoking lounge/bar, so i headed out of the wellness area.
before i went upstairs i checked out the other side of the downstairs area (to the right as you exit the staircase) there are some loos on the left then on the right a non-smoking cinema. if you carry on straight ahead and don't go in the cinema you end up in the gym where i saw staff working out. it has a lot of machines and equipment but i didn't see any punters using them then, just a male staff member. one girl was later in there strapped to all sorts of physical fitness monitoring equipment as she struggled on the treadmill - no wonder these girls have fit bodies! there are some rooms (more like cubicles) down here too but i didn't like the look of them as there weren't proper doors and they would be noisy. i went out of the gym through a small corridor with a few of these rooms off it and was back at the other end of the cinema. i walked through and at this point another girl came up to me, a nice looking milf blonde called natalie with a trim but curvy figure. i thanked her for saying hello, gave her my usual polite 'maybe later' line and went upstairs again.
i then explored the main area, which is long and narrow with a raised area on the left. there are bar-stools, sofas and beds to sit and lie on (men didn't seem to be on the beds- just girls when i was there) but the sofas were very comfy as one could put feet up on a stool. the room darkened later on in the day but it was possible to gawp at everything at the time i arrived. i went all the way through and fixed myself some breakfast from the rather good buffet: i had muesli, yoghurt, some meat and cucumber as well as fruit juice (i will probably have the same tomorrow!). i wasn't quite sure where to put the used plates but i noticed some girls going to the kitchen at one end of the room, however i didn't see any men going there, so i left my plates on the table. i think i could have been more helpful here as later on at dinner i saw some guys returning their used plates to the kitchen themselves.
my hunger satisfied i went back in the main smoking lounge, got a mineralwasser (it's on tap here) and sat on one of the sofas to assess what was going on and make my choice. i had a little list in mind of girls from this site and in fact the first girl who spoke to me in the bar was nina (.cz) who has recently been mentioned as a gfe below, but also has been reported to be a pse (further below). she told me that she had recently moved to artemis from palace in frankfurt where she had been for several years. she had moved, she said, because artemis was the best in the world, or words to that effect. she seemed friendly but i wanted to take my time and her looks didn't do it for me at that moment, although she did become cuter as the afternoon progressed (not due to alcohol as i didn't drink). physically she's probably about five foot three, slim, with long dark hair down to a tattoo on her lower back. she has quite a cute face with impish features. she was also wearing white strap leggings and some rhinestone jewellery on her arms and neck. after a bit of time on a couch near the bar i settled down on the furthest of the couches on the raised area in the bar to see what was happening a bit better and to be less disturbed by girls. not much was and not many girls approached me here, although a few did make the effort, however none who seemed particularly to my taste.
i noticed that natalie, who had approached me earlier, developed a conversation with an older gentleman on one of the sofas and eventually they went off together, first to have a very brief look at the cinema, and then upstairs. i have a new theory that one should follow the tastes of the older patrons of these establishments as they are likely to pick out the girls who are able to provide that little bit extra in the way of personal relationships, so i was very interested and made a mental note. there wasn't much other action, although i did notice that nina had a very sexy bum as she went in and out of the room, she also kept busy, i never saw her smoking and she didn't spend time chatting to the other girls. she seemed to be very professional and focused on her job. i moved places after a while and ended up downstairs on the mattresses from which i could see the action further up. i was at the end and nina came along, clutching some papers in her hand. she sat on the edge of my mattress and began to read them (her drink had been left on a ledge abve my head which i didn't notice when i had sat down). i peered over and asked what they were - she told me that they were in german and i couldn't read them. as she got through the documents i peered over and saw that the name 'nina' was at the top of a long paragraph, which went over the page. she was reading reviews of her from a german website! she looked a bit upset as she was going through this and was muttering about the level of detail reported, such as even down to how she kissed. i was quite touched by this as she was showing her vulnerable side and i found this very appealing. i made a mental note that she had definitely become more of a prospect for the future.
a little later i saw natalie returning down the stairs with her beau. he looked satisfied and i noted that they had been there for at least an hour so there must have been something worth doing for that time. i waited a few minutes and went to hunt for her. she had disappeared (obviously to the ladies room) so i waited in the upstairs lounge. when she reappeared i said hello and she walked straight by, going to have a look in the cinema. on her way back i made eye contact which she kept but she still walked by - eventually i made eyes like goggles with my hands and she came to my side. turned out she was from russia. i liked her hair, bleached blonde in a bob, but was less keen on her lipstick which was a bit too red, although her full lips were spectacular (later on she told me that she only uses this colour for work). she was able to make good chat in english and we were soon off to a room.
the system for rooms is well organised at artemis. upstairs there is a board with tokens hung on it for each room. the girl takes the token away and returns it when the room is finished with - but not to the board, to a table nearby so that the room can be refreshed and tidied. excellent!
the room we were in was well-equipped and comfortable. the only difficulty was the music which wasn't to my taste - anyone know if this can be changed?
natalie was a skilled performer along gfe lines. after some kissing, she did a straightforward and very effective bbbj and got me off squatting in cowgirl. i never really had to move at all, which i was very happy with. she then gave me a sensual touch massage and when i asked about the time (i had said that we could do half an hour and continue if we were still enjoying things) we were already into the next half hour so i returned the favour with some daty, which she seemed to appreciate in a very responsive manner, culminating in observed and expressed satisfaction on her part. she then kissed me with a lot more passion and gave me another bbbj which was very enthusiastic - i was very appreciative in return. the affection continued downstairs at the safes and i saw later on that she seemed to have a number of customers who value her as much as i now do.
i then did some reading at the bottom of the stairs before ascending for dinner, which was quite palatable - from a choice of two mains i had beef stew and spatzle, plus salad and fruit. i didn't try the soup. at dinner i met a friendly norwegian man (hi there!) who is a lurker on this board. he told me that he had sessioned with nina and was impressed, so she went right to the top of my 'to do' list for after dinner.
i sat on a sofa in the raised area again, this time next to the entrance door. unfortunately nina soon went out of it with a man in tow. i thought i was in for a bit of a wait but she re-emerged less than half an hour later and as i knew that she would pick up someone else soon very rapidly i immediately followed her and gave a big 'hello' - rather too big as some other girls heard it and started laughing - possibly at nina's startled response! however once she established that i had her best interests at heart we sat on a sofa and chatted for a bit, including more about the internet reviews she had been reading. upstairs she chose 'zebra' an attractive room, and i was very impressed by her performance. i had offered her the cim bonus but she didn't head straight for this part of my anatomy, instead doing a very affectionate gfe prelude, which so impressed me that i said we could do the whole hour together. she kissed me gently and i enjoyed the feel of her 25 year old (she told me) body against mine, although she could pass for a few years younger. she was also my second non-smoking girl of the evening (i must have found the only two!). she responded very well to some daty and then paid me a lot of attention in a highly skilled, enthusiastic but (entirely my fault) eventually unsuccessful attempt to get my juice in her mouth. however, the sensations she produced were excellent, the view of her sucking at me was incredible, and i appreciated the combination of gfe and pse that she provides greatly. although most of the session did turn out to be bbbj, she also did some sex, at my request and her selection of on top position was the best reverse cowgirl i have ever experienced. she was skilled at inserting my semi into her pussy and pumped it up to full strength with some amazingly judged movements - the view was smoking hot, her pussy very tight, and this was when i came closest to completing. she also expressed a convincing interest in me afterwards and i believe that she is a very genuine and intelligent person herself.
i left for my hotel soon afterwards, having had a very good day. the only real criticism i have of artemis is that to have the best selection of girls you need to hang out in the smoking lounge as the downstairs non-smoking bar didn't seem to be frequented by many girls, except those on visits (most of whom would be smokers themselves). the two non-smoking girls, i was delighted to find, were both located by me in the smoking bar. i intend to return tomorrow, though, as this area, when not very busy, is fairly well ventilated.
London Traveller
08-30-10, 23:29
I had an evening flight and my hotel didn't include breakfast in the deal so I decided to hit Artemis at 11am for breakfast and see a girl or two before leaving at 5pm or so.
After some cereal and a kiwi fruit I scanned the main lounge for talent. Kathleen was on my mental list following Woof Woof's enthusiastic report of her 'GFE' of 21st August, so I was delighted to see her propped up at the bar, easily recognisable by the chinese characters on her back. She had actually been having breakfast with a friend at the same time I was and I quite fancied her then, but as I didn't see the tats I wasn't able to identify her there. I soon approached and tried to initiate a conversation. Things seemed a bit stilted and she really looked as though she would rather I would go away and not bother her, but I assumed that it was a language problem as she did ask me to speak quite slowly in order that she could understand me. When I asked her to sit with me for a bit on the sofa she declined and said that if I wanted to see more of her I had to take her to a room, so I did just that. She hardly said a word going up the stairs and in the room she informed me that she would only chat longer if I was going to book an hour, for half hour appointments it wasn't worth her while chatting - as we hadn't actually discussed the time we were going to do, I found this a bit surprising. The next thing she announced after we had settled in was that she was going outside for a bit but would return shortly. This was a new experience for me as up till now all the girls I had been with hadn't left the room once we had got in it. I am familiar with this tactic though from British parlours where the girls disappear for ages while the man is getting out of his clothes, it's a common time-wasting ploy. Kathleen did eventually return after a few minutes (no allowance was made for this in her overall timing of course and her minutes out of the room counted towards the half hour - I estimate that they cost me 6 euros at least) but was still taciturn and rather grim-faced. In fact the only words I can recall her saying to me before she got on the bed at this stage are: 'Do you know the price?' - not the sexiest terms. Anyway, she still looked good naked, so I retained some hope. Immediately she got on the bed she paid attention to my cock rather than me, and really ignored the presence of my brain completely. I asked her if she liked kissing and the answer was 'no'. Little further was said for the next 20 minutes as she gave me a blow job which was adequate but because of her unsexy approach, I was distracted by all sorts of other things - the music in the room, the light through the window and it was difficult for me to sustain an erection. She seemed a bit perverse too in that when she found a rhythm which did excite my cock she then changed it to something else which wasn't so effective. Eventually she asked if I wanted sex and I said yes. She then put a condom on me and got me hard again. Just before she put it inside her she said that she thought it was not hard enough to go in (again - this wasn't really a turn on) but, in a kind of cowgirl position with her ankles on my thighs, she put me in her pussy and began to move up and down. My cock was gripped like a vice by her muscles and I soon felt the sap rising, however it was weird as she was so detached from me and me from her that I actually was finding the experience unpleasant. I then aborted the whole thing and pushed her off me just before I would have come. She criticised me angrily, saying something like: 'What do you think you're doing - that's dangerous!' and then gave up on doing any other activity, asking me if I came and when I said something non-committal like 'It was fine for me' she accused me of lying! I don't know what was going on with this girl but she later told me that she was having a bad day (like I couldn't have guessed) and appeared slightly (but not much) more normal. This unpleasant experience cost me the usual 60 euros and upset me for the next hour or so as I couldn't believe that a girl could provide such a poor and detached service in this establishment as her service had been far worse than anything I have experience in Germany to date and certainly nothing like a GFE.
After a bit of recovery time (about 2 hours) I settled on Nina, a familiar face from yesterday, for my next session. She was delightful company and produced the goods that I needed, an orgasm on her part (from DATY - I'm getting quite into this now), a good fuck, and OWO to completion (she really worked hard on this for the CIM bonus). We had a good chat about life and she gave me some interesting insights into the life of a girl on the club circuit in Germany and Switzerland. This was 170 euros well spent.
I was a bit shagged out by now and scanned what was happening after a bit of book reading. There were more girls but none that I really fancied. Kathleen was spending most of the day by the bar smoking and didn't seem to be going much business (probably just as well). An exotic black woman called Anita (or possibly Agnetha) from Brazil approached me for the second time that day and this time I succumbed. Although she wasn't much of a performer in the room, she was gentle, undemanding and what I needed at that time. Afer some adequate bbbj and sex in cowgirl and reverse she pretty much gave up on me when I told her we would only do half an hour (she was set on the full hour and kept on telling me this) and she just lay there - however she had a good body (although I'm still not convinced her tits are entirely natural as she claimed) and I enjoyed playing with it and giving her a body-to-body massage (she didn't even get the hint when I said that she should be doing this to me.
On the way out the receptionist asked me if everything had been OK and I thought I'd test her out by telling her that one girl had a bit of a problem but the others were OK - she ignored this useful feedback and replied with an enquiry as to whether I had retrieved my stuff from the safe!
I"m less certain about the talent at Artemis after this episode but I will definitely be returning to Berlin so may give it another try.
After this:
Things seemed a bit stilted and she really looked as though she would rather I would go away and not bother her
And this:
When I asked her to sit with me for a bit on the sofa she declined and said that if I wanted to see more of her I had to take her to a room
And this
in the room she informed me that she would only chat longer if I was going to book an hour, for half hour appointments it wasn't worth her while chatting
she gave you your heaven-sent chance:
The next thing she announced after we had settled in was that she was going outside for a bit but would return shortly.
You really should have broken off the session there. Or simply let her leave and then leave yourself. You had absolutely no commitment to her, she deserved no less with that attitude. And her performance after that cannot really have surprised anyone, least of all you.
The key lesson is that we are paying, and we must stay in charge. This can be done perfectly politely.
Thanks for sharing with the report. I guess you're a bit wiser after that :-) Glad you had better experiences subsequently.
After some cereal and a kiwi fruit I scanned the main lounge for talent. Kathleen was on my mental list following Woof Woof's enthusiastic report of her 'GFE' of 21st August,
Is Kathleen the german girl, pony tail style (don't know what you call that in english), usually sitting and waiting for customers to go up to her?
Almost no make up, vaguely looking british?
If it's her I had 2 sessions. The first one I couldn't come (my fault, too many sessions before) but I liked the girls a lot, quite GFE. The second time it was a real plain vanilla session, no feeling, no fun, on the cold side of things.
Personally, german girls are going to be a "no no" for quite a while for me. The last 4/5 I tryed where refrigerators posing way too many no this, no that. WTF.
Ciao
Wicked Fire
08-31-10, 11:00
Personally, german girls are going to be a "no no" for quite a while for me. The last 4/5 I tryed where refrigerators posing way too many no this, no that. WTF.
CiaoYeah, even in my own experience they have usually be hum-ho. However, there were three german girls that I have been with -- Hazel, saw her in Artemis only one week in Feb; Piya (from Hamburg, stays with Katarina and Jane, has reallllly tiny boobs) and Miriam (redhead, very cute, small boobs and from Berlin) -- have made up for all bad ones.
Beyond these three, all have been a disaster.
Even Hazel was pretty mechanical the first day. But since she was so beautiful and spoke perfect english, I keep gaming her (I use my regular PUA skills on girls - and I am pretty good at it) and the next day she gave me the most insane sex of my life. Really the best I have ever had. Period.
The first day I went to Artemis, I met an Italian guy (I am still friend with him to date) who gave me a tip -- make sure that the girl likes you, otherwise just keep finding one that does. Thankfully, being a marketing professional, I am pretty good at reading people.
In any case, overall German girls are less than overwhelming and not usually too much fun. But if you find gems among them then you are in for a wonderful ride. I wish I could give systemic tips to identify them but for me it is instinctual.
Kathleen
Blonde, pony tail, Chinese tattoos on back, from Pottsdam.
her skin has king of a porcelain look.
She likes pink lipstick.
There is no picture on the website.
She is cute and was due to leave and get married about now.
She is extremely moody as reported by the other girls and her sessions vary.
She is friends with Jane from Hamburg, who suffers some of the same issues.
I have sessioned with Kathleen several times and its very good with limitations or a disaster.
She has issues kissing, esp. men with facial hair.
She likes being kissed on the neck but only if you are closely shaven and will not abraid her ski.
Her BBBJ is very good to excellent when she tries.
On the DATY her clit is very in her mons and she is tough to get going, takes some work rubbing up high to get her flushed and moaning.
She is very tight down below and will offer just BJ and massage when she sees your thing.
She is Ok being on top for FS but when I changed positions a couple of times, being relatively gentle, she said: "What women would put up with this?"
At that point, I was unwilling to to torture she or me anymore so stopped. She then apologized and asked if her BJ was Ok. I was about to leave and she convinced me to stay went to work with the BBBJ to completion.
She then apologized saying that she was small etc and that I was sehr Gut for her with "die Zunge und der Finger".
That was a few months ago, I have not been back with her. I did give her a small gift last time through because I thought she was leaving for a new phase in her life.
YMMV
BSK
Is Kathleen the german girl, pony tail style (don't know what you call that in english), usually sitting and waiting for customers to go up to her?
Almost no make up, vaguely looking british?
If it's her I had 2 sessions. The first one I couldn't come (my fault, too many sessions before) but I liked the girls a lot, quite GFE. The second time it was a real plain vanilla session, no feeling, no fun, on the cold side of things.
Personally, german girls are going to be a "no no" for quite a while for me. The last 4/5 I tryed where refrigerators posing way too many no this, no that. WTF.
Ciao
A premenstrual WG - just what you needed?!
See my post and sorry you endured this.
I usually try to start the day with a girl I can rely on regardless of looks.
When I asked her to sit with me for a bit on the sofa she declined and said that if I wanted to see more of her I had to take her to a room, so I did just that. She hardly said a word going up the stairs and in the room she informed me that she would only chat longer if I was going to book an hour, for half hour appointments it wasn't worth her while chatting - as we hadn't actually discussed the time we were going to do, I found this a bit surprising. The next thing she announced after we had settled in was that she was going outside for a bit but would return shortly. This was a new experience for me as up till now all the girls I had been with hadn't left the room once we had got in it. I am familiar with this tactic though from British parlours where the girls disappear for ages while the man is getting out of his clothes, it's a common time-wasting ploy. Kathleen did eventually return after a few minutes (no allowance was made for this in her overall timing of course and her minutes out of the room counted towards the half hour - I estimate that they cost me 6 euros at least) but was still taciturn and rather grim-faced. In fact the only words I can recall her saying to me before she got on the bed at this stage are: 'Do you know the price?' - not the sexiest terms. Anyway, she still looked good naked, so I retained some hope. Immediately she got on the bed she paid attention to my cock rather than me, and really ignored the presence of my brain completely. I asked her if she liked kissing and the answer was 'no'. Little further was said for the next 20 minutes as she gave me a blow job which was adequate but because of her unsexy approach, I was distracted by all sorts of other things - the music in the room, the light through the window and it was difficult for me to sustain an erection. She seemed a bit perverse too in that when she found a rhythm which did excite my cock she then changed it to something else which wasn't so effective. Eventually she asked if I wanted sex and I said yes. She then put a condom on me and got me hard again. Just before she put it inside her she said that she thought it was not hard enough to go in (again - this wasn't really a turn on) but, in a kind of cowgirl position with her ankles on my thighs, she put me in her pussy and began to move up and down. My cock was gripped like a vice by her muscles and I soon felt the sap rising, however it was weird as she was so detached from me and me from her that I actually was finding the experience unpleasant. I then aborted the whole thing and pushed her off me just before I would have come. She criticised me angrily, saying something like: 'What do you think you're doing - that's dangerous!' and then gave up on doing any other activity, asking me if I came and when I said something non-committal like 'It was fine for me' she accused me of lying! I don't know what was going on with this girl but she later told me that she was having a bad day (like I couldn't have guessed) and appeared slightly (but not much) more normal. This unpleasant experience cost me the usual 60 euros and upset me for the next hour or so as I couldn't believe that a girl could provide such a poor and detached service in this establishment as her service had been far worse than anything I have experience in Germany to date and certainly nothing like a GFE.
London Traveller
08-31-10, 16:17
After this:
And this:
And this
she gave you your heaven-sent chance:
You really should have broken off the session there. Or simply let her leave and then leave yourself. You had absolutely no commitment to her, she deserved no less with that attitude. And her performance after that cannot really have surprised anyone, least of all you.
The key lesson is that we are paying, and we must stay in charge. This can be done perfectly politely.
Thanks for sharing with the report. I guess you're a bit wiser after that :-) Glad you had better experiences subsequently.T, you are absolutely right, of course. However, you never know what might happen in these sessions. I had a girl in Britain once who was equally cold (no kissing, no touching etc.) and after a little bit of pump action she got very wet and became extremely passionate - unfortunately her kisses, which she was now trying to force on me, were obnoxious as she had very strong ciggy breath (Kathleen probably would have had this too). I think that with K I was seduced by the review I read by Woof Woof and never dreamed that things would turn out so bad. I was also too optimistic because I had had a reasonable experience in Artemis the day before and let my guard down a bit. I'm always getting wiser though!
Lookoflove7
08-31-10, 21:07
Back in Berlin for a 4 days trip again. I'm in love with this city.
On last Thursday, I went to Artemis by 2pm. Too earlier in the day, not many choices (same impression as the first time, most of the girls are bellow expectation). Disappointed so took a cafe and sat on a sofa in the main bar. Well nothing happens for 30mn. My deadline was approaching so I had to do something before leaving for the afternoon Artemis. By the bar, quite in front of me, a girl was waiting during all that period. She wasn't a first choice but she would do it and this Artemis day was just beginning.
So Salma was her name. From Croatia, blond, big tits (fake) and big butts. You could read on her face that she loves sex. "Let's go in the kino baby". So we did. Her blowjob was very good. She has sharp teeth like razorblade, get you hard really quickly. Her butt was so exciting that I couldn't resist to do it doggy during all the session until I came into her mouth. Very good sex with very good enthusiasm from Salma. Make you feel really comfortable and pleased at the end. Smiling and with good attitude. Will repeat. Only weakness, bad English but you can still chat a little with her using basis words.
Had a break outside (Artemis isn't my only purpose for going to Berlin) and came back by 7pm.
Sat a while in the downstairs kino. For the first time in a FKK I could watch an interesting and stimulating movie. I eluded myself that from a FKK manager point of view, it would be wiser to have customer hanging with the girls in the rooms or at the bar (drink = money) than spending all their time in the kino watching a porno movie. CKFD. But surprisingly, there was a good porno movie that night downstairs. So I took few minutes to appreciate it.
Many girls did approach me during that time. From my first visit at Artemis, I had noticed a really beautiful girl but didn't have the chance to session with at the time. Lucky I was this day, she was there and with a friend of her came to me asking if I wanted to have some fun with them. "OK but only with you". The other girl went up disappointed. Not me.
Jane from Germany. A real beauty. Young. Blond, short hair cut. Pretty face. Thin body. Small tits. Long legs. What was she doing in a FKK? She could do much more interesting elsewhere. Lucky I am, she is not, and I would fuck her.
She start sucking me in the kino. Really good start. Feel it hard. Went to a room aside for more action. Ni kissing but you can do whatever you want with her pussy. I wanted her so much that I fucked her really hard. Unfortunately, she didn't feel it and would appreciate it more slowly. "I am not a sex machine. ". Sorry for that but "I am". She is in the top 5 most beautiful girls at the Artemis from my point of view, but surely not the sexiest one in bed. But anyway, you'll make sweat dream after a session with her. Such a beauty!
After another break, I had a third session with another German girl met by inadvertence. Kathleen (sorry London Traveller but as mentioned by another member, your mileage may vary (YMMV) and it did for me).
So I was looking for another girl to session with. This night was very poor and I didn't feel it with most of the girl either ugly and/or fat (I would regret to write this after my Saturday visit but this will be detailed in my next post). I sat at the entrance of the main bar with the game machine. A blond girl was aside me playing her game. Several minutes past and still nothing to fuck. I turn around and intend to play a game. "You have to put a coin" said the girl on my right. "Yes I know, I was just trying to change my mind, this night is boring". "Yes, it is very quiet". "Are you winning or losing? ". "You always loose. ". Then we start to chat for a while being both of us really bored tonight. Time passing, I felt her more attractive that at first sight but I wasn't looking right at her eyes.
Kathleen from Germany. Blond, mid air cut. Nice body. Small tits. Tattoos on her back. Chinese characters expressing "Courage, long life, luck and cat" (her friends called her Kate (=cat)). "Let's do something Kathleen, I'd like to read your book of life". Smile. Continued our chat in bed. I wasn't in the mood for hard stuff with her after our strange meeting and chat. So I let her doing what she wanted. And it was really good and we did appreciate it both of us.
Kathleen was there during my three visits at Artemis. She always smiled to me each time we met.
After that, I spend most of my time downstairs watching this funny porno. Get excited again. So I waited for a girl to come. Salma was the first one to come down. I was pleased and immediately wanted to repeat with her. The movie gets me really hard and excited that I didn't need that much time when we get into a room with Salma to come between her legs. I like this girl. Always smiling, seems happy with you, no attitude just a good feeling. She loves good sex.
Next day I went to a bordello, Kamilla la Dee. But I came back at Artemis on Saturday to meet and desire the loveliest girl in town.
To be continued.
LOL7
I'm not sure if this is the appropriate forum (and apologies if it's not), but are there many MILFs at Artemis? They happen to be my favorite! Or if not Artemis, are there any places in Berlin that specialize in this?
Cheers!
Angus Magee
09-01-10, 05:35
The first day I went to Artemis, I met an Italian guy (I am still friend with him to date) who gave me a tip -- make sure that the girl likes you, otherwise just keep finding one that does. Thankfully, being a marketing professional, I am pretty good at reading people.
Best piece of advise anyone could give is the above. Of course there are also the girls who are just hot and I want to spend private time regardless of the connection. With these girls I try not to expect too much and humor them a bit. This can also work. But for a really good session she has to like you, or something about you, just a bit.
In any case, overall German girls are less than overwhelming and not usually too much fun. But if you find gems among them then you are in for a wonderful ride. I wish I could give systemic tips to identify them but for me it is instinctual.
If we could systemize it would it be so much fun? Not to go off on one of my philosophical rants here, but this aspect of FKK life and indeed life in general always strikes me as funny. On the one hand we want it to be fun, on the other we want to make it predictable so we can have more fun. But the predictable sort of ruins the fun. The fun is that she could be either a sexual volcano or a dud. Up to you han'som' man. For me the most sexy thing a woman can do is respond to me. No predicting that. But the more I am in the moment with her, the more I can see this and have fun.
Also. despite all the list being made over in the Bernds & GI threads it does well to remember that the next German girl you meet could be a sexual dynamo. In the end we are not our nations. We are people and when some one responds to us as such anything is possible. I am not saying to be stupid about it and just keep plowing the same field hoping for a crop, just stay open to the possibility that the next German girl could be a delight. I have it with Lithuanian girls. Everyone I have been with has been a dud, at best. But when a girl says she is Lithuanian I try to stay open and talk to her, not Lithuania, then decide, zimmer or not.
Miles Clifton
09-01-10, 06:28
New to the forum. Gentlemen I must say there is a wealth of information that I have been reviewing over the last week or so in this thread as well as the Berlin thread in preperation for my trip. The efforts and the time it takes to bestow this wealth of knowledge on others is greatly appreciated. As I have noticed many are extremely helpful in offering advice and guidance. I will be sure to reciprocate the same after my trip has concluded. This will be my second trip to Berlin. I was there 2 years ago and made all the mistakes that have now been pointed out to me by reading the forums. Oranienbergstrasse, asking taxi drivers for the best venues etc. Although I had a great time much of this fueled by my love of German beer the extracurricular activities were less then stellar or memorable. However no matter what the situation I always tend to have a great time. I have decided to plan much better on my return trip and am convinced that my time and money will be best spent at Artimis.
So I have a few questions which I am sure are answered somewhere in the forums already however weeding through all this information can be quite time consuming. So I would greatly appreciate some feedback.
The first few days I have business to conduct and thus will only be able to break away from clients and business associates later in the evenings. I plan on keeping my activities private seperating business and pleasure. If I can only arrive at lets say 10pm or 11pm on weekdays is it still worthwhile and are there any particular weekdays that are better then others. I though I could use one or two nights between Monday and Thursday to get familiar with the establishment and some of the girls possibly.
Friday and Saturday the 24 and the 25th I have free all day and night. Is there any particular events going on in Berlin that weekend which would cause A to be particularly busy or overcrowded. From financial standpoint I will not say that money is no object however I have planned well ahead for the trip. I was planning on visiting Artimis maybe 4 times based on what I have read however it will depend on the personal experience wheter or not I may venture elsewhere. I was thinking this way I may be able to have a stellar last day with all the favorites from previous days. For the each day I was planning a budget of 500 a clip. Is that a little overzealous for a first timer?
Thank you in advance for any advice in the matter and tolerating any future newbie questions I may have.
Angus Magee
09-01-10, 08:28
I'm not sure if this is the appropriate forum (and apologies if it's not), but are there many MILFs at Artemis? They happen to be my favorite! Or if not Artemis, are there any places in Berlin that specialize in this?
Cheers!
Before I get into a longwinded detailed post please say a bit more. Specifically what to you is a MILF-give a physical description,
I live in MILF central. But I also sort have a thing where I think of them as Yummy Mummys. MILF are in my lexicon different, more sort of stout even matronly. Yummy Mummys can be down right hot in the more conventional sense.
So a bit more please and maybe this goes better in the General Info/discusion thread you will see above. In any case, if it is really specific to Artemis I will answer here. Anything else goes there. Just to keep things tidy.
AM
First of all; salute mr Magee for your detailed, informative and well written posts which I read with great pleasure. Your blog is a gift sent from heaven to a filthy traveller like I am. Your walk towards Artemis fills me with a sensation of happiness, and yes, in the beginning it was the walk of shame which has now become the little boys expectations of what candies the weekend will bring. I excuse my poor language and spelling, I am anFKK Artemis addict, not a english language teacher, so poor elements can occure.
My favourite girl, I have tried at least 50, is Marketa from Ostrava in Chech republic, in my filthy brain she has the right substance to be called "Spitzenklasse". That was until I met Malvina, 24 years from St.Petersburg on Monday, actually one of the most boring days I have ever spent there, there was like "waiting for the IFA-costumers to arrive".
I met her at the kino downstairs relaxing after 2 ok sessions, her presence made me forget about that; she is not a high class optifick, but her beautiful body, approx. 175 cm, and gentlemen, her eyes are worth a session.Her service was excellent, made me cim in 69 and doggystyle in aa hour session. I felt like beeing shot, but couldn't leave the place, so I enjoyed some ok food that day, watched Hertha beat Düsseldorf and met her in the stairs again. A new sessions, duration 1 hour, 2 times finish, I couldn't believe this, I can not remember having had so fantastic sex ever in my life which started during the war in Vietnam. passionate DFK, bbbjcim, all the nice touching in the right ways, holy God, I am so happy to express that I am heading towards Artemis as I write this.
Thank you for reading.
Nille Copenhagen
09-01-10, 10:55
For the each day I was planning a budget of 500 a clip. Is that a little overzealous for a first timer?Fri-Sat are the best/busy days IMO. If you like it quiet go on Sun-Wed.
Sun-Mon is ½price for retired person and taxi-driver, just show your badge.
Depends on your desires and strength,
Prices:
Entry 80€
Massage 30 min 30€
30 min 60€
60 min 120€
CIM 50 €
Anal 100€
As you can see 500€ a be spend very fast. But if you just want 2-3 short sessions without extra you would be quite ok with that budget.
Nille
Wicked Fire
09-01-10, 12:30
On the one hand we want it to be fun, on the other we want to make it predictable so we can have more fun. But the predictable sort of ruins the fun. That is true, to an extent. Two things to remember here - 1) Everyone has a different personality and 2) you feel the need for different things at different points. At one point you may be feeling adventurous and at other you just want to play it safe.
Not saying it is right to generalize by nationality, but unfortunately that is how human brain is wired to work -- just like all Romas may not be up to steal your shit but don't tell me that you don't get extra cautious when one is in your presence.
Everyone I have been with has been a dud, at best. But when a girl says she is Lithuanian I try to stay open and talk to her, not Lithuania, then decide, zimmer or not.Try Celine. She is awesome!
PS: It sucks that I have my flight on 29th morning. Really it sucks as I am the owner of Artemis put me on some VIP guest list for the event but I totally forgot about the date the party was on (I remembered 25th somehow). Oh well, c'est la vie.
Angus Magee
09-01-10, 16:07
Hi Miles,
So I have a few questions which I am sure are answered somewhere in the forums already however weeding through all this information can be quite time consuming. So I would greatly appreciate some feedback.
Something tells me in your writing that you will indeed make a good post so here goes.
If I can only arrive at lets say 10pm or 11pm on weekdays is it still worthwhile and are there any particular weekdays that are better then others. I though I could use one or two nights between Monday and Thursday to get familiar with the establishment and some of the girls possibly.
The times you mention are actually a pretty good time to arrive unless there is a very huge event happening. More on this in a bit. Artemis does manage to keep the pond well stocked at most times. Even if you arrive at mid night or later there are plenty of girls around. By 03:00 things are winding down but a late night, end of evening session can be most invigorating. There are many factors at play but basically as I say. Those times are sort of prime.
Friday and Saturday the 24 and the 25th I have free all day and night. Is there any particular events going on in Berlin that weekend which would cause A to be particularly busy or overcrowded.
Here is a web site you can check for events at the Messe.
http://www1.messe-berlin.de/vip8_1/website/Internet/Internet/www.messe-berlin/englisch/index.html
The Messe is close by and is the main big event venue that men come from. I did a quick look myself and there is quite a lot going on in Berlin (at least at the Messe) in September. But this is not a bad thing unless the Messe is huge. Not all are and not all make Artemis crazy busy. Just busier than say a weekday in August. The plus side is that for the busy times all the beauties are there and have their love lights glowing.
From financial standpoint I will not say that money is no object however I have planned well ahead for the trip. I was planning on visiting Artimis maybe 4 times based on what I have read however it will depend on the personal experience wheter or not I may venture elsewhere. I was thinking this way I may be able to have a stellar last day with all the favorites from previous days. For the each day I was planning a budget of 500 a clip. Is that a little overzealous for a first timer?
500 is more than enough IMHO. Just remember as a new visitor and an obvious out of towner you are a bit of a tasty morsel yourself for the girls. Try to resist the temptation just to throw your cash at the difficulty of finding a gril who suits you and thus just being shark bait. Take it easy and aclimatize yourself to the rarified pooning atmosphere that is Artemis. But do not be indecisive. In the end you simply have to take a few honeys to the room and take it as it is offered by providence. Reading up on tips here (there is an excellent post just below with the #1 bit of advice-try to determine that she likes you at least a bit) can help, but your experience in all area of your life, brought to the club, will be your best, most valuable guide. Your money may well get you into her pants, but it is your personality and charm that will get her motor running. This is important.
Thank you in advance for any advice in the matter and tolerating any future newbie questions I may have.
Hey, as long as you make good on the report, ask as many newbie questions you want. I can not speak for anyone else here but I have never much liked the whole newbie stfu attitude you find on some websites. We were all newbies once and I find the guys here are pretty friendly no matter if it is your 1st or 10,000th post. Especially if a guy has done his oen research first.
Have fun and I do look forward to your report. It is always great to get the fresh perspective of a first time visitor.
AM
Angus Magee
09-01-10, 16:22
Thanks for the report LofL7. Once finished I will post all in the RofD thread.
One point of inquiry.
This:
Her blowjob was very good.
and this:
She has sharp teeth like razorblade,
Struck me as odd. Maybe it is me but the words 'blowjob' and 'sharp teeth like [sic]razorblade' seem like they should not appear in the same description of said blow job. But then I guess we all have our preferences don't we.
AM
Nille Copenhagen
09-01-10, 17:48
Kathleen was there during my three visits at Artemis.Kathleen got both positive and negative reviews.
So that girl I'll like to meet, I like challenging women.
Let see the outcome of it. Good to know that she can be bitchy.
After that, I spend most of my time downstairs watching this funny porno. Get excited again.
The movie gets me really hard and excited that I didn't need that much time.Good for you
I always find the porn they are showing boring. I have thought of donating them some new porn DVDs
Funny, I ask the girls if they like watching porn in the Kinos.
Some say they watch it but don't pay much attention and don't get excited.
Angus Magee
09-01-10, 18:30
Hi Wicked,
Tried to pm this but you do not receive them.
Try Celine. She is awesome!
I have heard this before on a number of occasions. I always keep an eye out for her but never seem to run into her at Art. But I will keep trying.
Lithuanian girls? Keep in mind I do not run into that many and those I have been with were in sleazy Berlin bordellos so there were probably other more important factors at play there. I just find it interesting to see in myself the mind's tendency to, as you note, generalize, even to its' own detriment. A philosophical question for sure.
As for hard wiring of the brain, I have spent a good deal of my adult life looking at this question of hard wiring in the human system and have found that even things we think are hard wired, that is "it is just who I am" can be rewired with a little effort. So I try not to think of it as hardwiring, this helps. Rather I see it as a programed bit of software that opens automatically when I hear a certain sequence of words. i.e. at the words "I'm from Lithuania" my iLousylay software boots up. Knowing this I can simply hit "command Q", close the program and listen to the girl.
This helps. As you can tell I work on a Mac;)
PS: It sucks that I have my flight on 29th morning. Really it sucks as I am the owner of Artemis put me on some VIP guest list for the event but I totally forgot about the date the party was on (I remembered 25th somehow). Oh well, c'est la vie.
Now I don't suppose there is some way of transferring that to Old Angus is there? Probably not but I have to ask as i do have professional interest in being there. Really. I am writing a book abou FKK life and Artemis is covered extensively in the book. I have been trying, without much success to get to the owner for a chat. Unfortunately I can not just show up every night right at this point and I keep getting blocked by managers who I think just do not want to stick their necks out.
And I will be making a visit on the 15th I think and do fully intend to try myself to get on that list somehow. But if you can think of a way, or get me an intro, I would be much in your debt.
Regards
Angus
Wicked Fire
09-01-10, 18:51
Yo - I will be at the Big-A on 13th and 14th of Sep. On 15th morning I got a flight to Cologne. If you come one day before - on 14th, we could meetup.
I know most of the staff there very well and I might be able to introduce you to some of them. No promise I can help you get on the same list but when I give my profound apologies to the owner for the same, I can ask. :)
And as for PM, I don't have a subscription on this forum and can't give out the email addy due to the policy. SO guess best is if we end up meeting.
PS: Gotta love . Right here on my MacBook Pro Aluminum.
Nille Copenhagen
09-01-10, 18:52
Really it sucks as I am the owner of Artemis put me on some VIP guest list for the event but I totally forgot about the date the party was on (I remembered 25th somehow). Oh well, c'est la vie.Hi Wicked Fire,
If you can't make it to the party, we can stand in for you as a VIP guest, no problem, don't waste it, we shall write a full report.
Can you give AM or me permission to take your place...I'll be there at the party as well :)
Nille
London Traveller
09-01-10, 19:39
I have it with Lithuanian girls. Everyone I have been with has been a dud, at best. But when a girl says she is Lithuanian I try to stay open and talk to her, not Lithuania, then decide, zimmer or not.Actually one of my best ever girls is Lithuanian. She wasn't from an FKK though but I met her as an escort in Vilnius. A bit reticent at first she turned into a top class act with encouragement and I have very fond memories of the time we spent together. After meeting her only once we are still in touch by email even though she has given up the business and now has a normal job and a boyfriend.
Try Celine. She is awesome! I agree on that. Is she around? When did you last see her?
Wicked Fire
09-01-10, 20:12
Hi Wicked Fire,
If you can't make it to the party, we can stand in for you as a VIP guest, no problem, don't waste it, we shall write a full report.
Can you give AM or me permission to take your place...I'll be there at the party as well :)
NilleKommer du att vara till Artemis före 29th? Jag vill be i Artemis på 13,14, 22, 27 och 28. kanske vi kan träffas och diskutera den.
PS: if anyone else doesn't understand Swedish, just use Google Translator. I try to practice my Swedish Skills whenever I meet someone from the Nordic Region. :D
Wicked Fire
09-01-10, 20:15
I agree on that. Is she around? When did you last see her?Late July.
I went to room with her a few days before returning to India on 26th.
.....
Kathleen from Germany. Blond, mid air cut. Nice body. Small tits. Tattoos on her back. Chinese characters expressing "Courage, long life, luck and cat" (her friends called her Kate (=cat)). "Let's do something Kathleen, I'd like to read your book of life". Smile. Continued our chat in bed. I wasn't in the mood for hard stuff with her after our strange meeting and chat. So I let her doing what she wanted. And it was really good and we did appreciate it both of us.
Kathleen was there during my three visits at Artemis. She always smiled to me each time we met.
Sounds very much like my experience with Kathleen a couple of weeks ago. When you hit it off with this girl as I did, I also found it challenging not to repeat with her because in addition to her physical beauty, there was also something unique and mystifying about her.
T, you are absolutely right, of course. However, you never know what might happen in these sessions. I had a girl in Britain once who was equally cold (no kissing, no touching etc.) and after a little bit of pump action she got very wet and became extremely passionate - unfortunately her kisses, which she was now trying to force on me, were obnoxious as she had very strong ciggy breath (Kathleen probably would have had this too). I think that with K I was seduced by the review I read by Woof Woof and never dreamed that things would turn out so bad. I was also too optimistic because I had had a reasonable experience in Artemis the day before and let my guard down a bit. I'm always getting wiser though!
Sorry to hear about your experience with Kathleen. It's a classic case of YMMV, and as Toscana has so aptly pointed out, all the telltale signals were there to indicate that she didn't feel like putting out for you that day. That said, this girl is IMHO the real deal for gfe and continues to be at the top of my repeat list on my return trip to Artemis in the not too distant future.
Angus Magee
09-01-10, 20:48
Yo - I will be at the Big-A on 13th and 14th of Sep. On 15th morning I got a flight to Cologne. If you come one day before - on 14th, we could meetup.
I know most of the staff there very well and I might be able to introduce you to some of them. No promise I can help you get on the same list but when I give my profound apologies to the owner for the same, I can ask. :)
And as for PM, I don't have a subscription on this forum and can't give out the email addy due to the policy. SO guess best is if we end up meeting.
PS: Gotta love . Right here on my MacBook Pro Aluminum.
Oh dear. This means i either have to go twice or take my chances on Wednesday meeting up with the big guy. In fact there are several of us meeting on Wednesday and I really do want to be there on that day.One of life's curve balls coming my way.
It is doubtful that i make it on Tuesday and I know asking that owner to put some guy I haven't even met on the guest list is not something I would have the moxie to pull off. Nor the balls.
What you could do if you get a chance is to plant me in his ear. That is just tell him a guy (Angus) wants to meet him and he will be there on Wednesday and I will have something tartan on my person. I hope you speak German ;) Tell him I have a proposal that can help the business. I will do the rest.
Cheers Wicked and if I do for some mad reason decide on the Tuesday visit as well I will let you know here.
AM
London Traveller
09-01-10, 21:27
Do people have public sex on the beds in the main room (smoking) at Artemis? I didn't see any action but the presence of the kitchen roll suggested that there might be at times. If so, when does it happen?
London Traveller
09-01-10, 21:57
Sorry to hear about your experience with Kathleen. It's a classic case of YMMV, and as Toscana has so aptly pointed out, all the telltale signals were there to indicate that she didn't feel like putting out for you that day. That said, this girl is IMHO the real deal for gfe and continues to be at the top of my repeat list on my return trip to Artemis in the not too distant future.Yes, absolutely. Trouble is I took a risk and it didn't pay off, however sometimes such foolhardiness does get rewards despite initial adverse signs. I can see the appeal of this girl though and I had another brief chat with her before I left the club, although there was no indication of a thaw even though she hadn't done much business that day and had mostly sat smoking and chatting with other girls at the bar. We shook hands when I left!
Lookoflove7
09-01-10, 22:48
I came back at Artemis on Saturday mid-afternoon. The place was already crowded. There were more customers than girls obviously (can't tell the ratio as I didn't count them).
Sat and wait in the main bar. The majority of the girls were there on Thursday so I was focusing on the new girls. There were some but not so much.
When I saw one entering in the main bar and joining two of her friends who were already sitting there and smoking. She was looking good so I immediately followed her. "Hi baby, can we do something together? ". "With the three of us? ". "No only you".
Donata from Poland. Brown air (but naturally blond she admitted me when in room "like 80% of Polish girls"). Very good looking. Nice body not skinny but with some nice curve (just what you need and not more). Small tits. Beautiful face. Smiling. She came with her friend only for one day. It takes only two hours by car from Poland. Arrived at 11am and would leave tonight by 10pm. "Hard day hard work". "But it worth and Artemis is a safe place for the girls". "For how long now? ". "About a year. ". "You look good, I like you". No CIM authorized, very hygienic girl. She took time to wash my buddy with an hygienic serviette. Very soft blowjob. "My turn now, let me fuck you now". She obeyed with no resistance. From the start, I did it hard to test her. Looking her face: eyes mid closed, trying to retain her emotion and/or scream. I make it harder until she asked me to slow down. Excited. Felt like she was my thing. Didn't stop until I come between her legs. "Why Donata? ". "Why not". I did upset her a little bit. Sorry for that. "I didn't mean to hurt you". "That's ok, I just need my pussy for the whole day. ".
After a break, I came back by 6pm. I don't why but I did make a very bad choice and went with a German girl who I can admit wasn't really my type.
Brea from Germany. Blond. No tits. And very fat. Big butts. Maybe that why I took her. But I regret now. She provided a good blowjob but that was very all. Didn't feel any envy/desire/excitement.
But it wasn't a big deal as the next one would be an incredible and unforgettable choice.
Shiinya from Romania. Yes believe me that's the name she choose (I asked her to spell it for me). A Japanese nickname for a Romanian girl: this girl has such an imagination! And after many chat with her, she is quite bright and obviously has much more education than most of the girls in Artemis.
We firstly met in the main bar. "Hi, how are you? What you name? Where do you come from? ". I was hypnotized by her beautiful eyes but I don't know why but I didn't immediately invite her to come with me in room. Continue to hang around. Make up my mind. There was something with this girl. I felt something. Turn back to seek her. Saw her going down with another girl. Follow them in the kino with my glass of water in my hand.
"Be carefull baby, you are losing your drink". "That's because of you". "Really? ". "Really". "Do you want to have fun with the two of us? ". "No only you baby". Took her by my hand and sat in the kino. Kissing. Caress. Blowjob. Wonderful. "Let's continue in a room". "What is your favorite French food? ". "This one". You can imagine how I felt. Everything was perfect. She wanted me and enjoyed it. And so did I. "You are better than a sex toy! ". "I'm a sex machine". I finish in her mouth and surprised her with my cum. "Did you fuck today? ". "Yes, that's the third time". "Can't believe you. ". One of the greatest fuck in my life!
She is originally blond but she was wearing a black hair peruque this night. I didn't notice it immediately but she was looking like Cleopatra and/or Salt (Angelina Jolie last movie). She is very nice looking and has such a wonderful pair of eyes. She is slim with small tits. Could be the perfect girl next door you can dream of. But it wasn't a dream, she was real and so nasty and beatchy in bed.
Very good social time also. As I said, she has some education. A real pleasure to chat and exchange with her. "You're a funny guy". "No I'm a bad one. I want to see you again. When do you leave tonight? ". "I stay until the end by 5pm". First time I wanted to repeat immediately with the same girl. "I see you before". Kisses and big hug. My cock was already hard again. "You see, I was not lying when I said that I loved you".
Wait and wait and wait. For her. Thought she was gone? No she just went with another guy for more than an hour. I could have killed him. No I was just jealous. I followed her when she went down the stair with him. Body language. "Give me five minutes". No problem. My libido was getting higher than ever now.
This Saturday was very busy. All rooms were full. So we sat in a sofa waiting for one to be free and continue to know more each other.
She is really a great girl.
Funny, smiling, nice looking, loving sex, not afraid of anything, very good English, have more than just a conversation, love to sing, "Love me tender" by Elvis Presley, "Only you" by the Platters and one Romanian song that I can't remember now. Talking about music, when we did start our second session there was a Beach Boys song that was playing at this time. As a big fan of them, you can imagine how I felt especially with that wonderful girl!
In room, she was as hot as the first time. We try different positions this time. Until that night I wasn't a big fan of 69, but we try this time. And I loved it for the first time! "I love your pussy". "I love your dick". She is great and knows the dirty words that make you harder. She killed me that night and took all the cum I had left. "I like you alive, come on wake up". "Am I in a dream? ". Kisses. "Do you feel it". "No try again". Big smile and laugh.
"Will you be here tomorrow? ". "Yes my darling". "Will you marry me tomorrow? ". "No baby". "Can I die tonight? ". "No I want to see you again! ". "Tomorrow? ". "Promise! ".
I came back just to see her on Sunday (and would suicide myself the day after). What a girl!
To be continued.
LOL7
Lookoflove7
09-01-10, 22:54
Struck me as odd. Maybe it is me but the words 'blowjob' and 'sharp teeth like [sic]razorblade' seem like they should not appear in the same description of said blow job. But then I guess we all have our preferences don't we.
AMYes I admit. It felt strange at the beginning and scarry (I didn't want to be hurt especially at this part of my body). But at the end... I can assure you that it was really feeling great (and hard).
LOL7
Nille Copenhagen
09-02-10, 12:04
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Nille Copenhagen
09-02-10, 12:42
Do people have public sex on the beds in the main room (smoking) at Artemis? I didn't see any action but the presence of the kitchen roll suggested that there might be at times. If so, when does it happen?I've done it before
Late night around 3:30 am I was resting with open eyes in the first bed with curtains, opposite side of the main bar. Then to two girls (BUL, RO don't remember their names) came and lay down one on both side of me. The girls said they need something to drink and wanted to rest their feet a bit. So as the gentleman I am, I suggested to bring drinks for all of us, the girls appreciated that. We lied on the bed chatting for a while and finish our drinks. Then we went on with some petting. The girls ask if I want a duo, I was tried and said I can only do one at this hour, it was closed to 4 am, so I took the BUL. Girl(Dark hair, a but curvy, real boobs, nice smile). The RO girls left and wished us "have fun" I was too lazy to go to the rooms upstairs so suggested we having fun right here on the bed in the main lounge, sure she was on it. So I DATY her, 69, doggie, cowgirls ect.
She did close the curtains, but only half so we could see out and people could see us.
Actually I've heard people having sex on the bar chairs at Artemis, but I haven't seen that yet.
Nille
Nille Copenhagen
09-02-10, 13:04
"Will you be here tomorrow? ". "Yes my darling". "Will you marry me tomorrow? ". "No baby". "Can I die tonight? ". "No I want to see you again! ". "Tomorrow? ". "Promise! ".
LOL7Great stuff LOL7, I'm glad you like 69, it's my favorite.
If you can eat her pussy right she will give double pleasure
Did you ask her why she wouldn't marry you,
Tell her about your suicide plans.
Angus Magee
09-02-10, 15:01
Do people have public sex on the beds in the main room (smoking) at Artemis? I didn't see any action but the presence of the kitchen roll suggested that there might be at times. If so, when does it happen?
They do. The beds in the main room can be used anytime you feel like it and the lady agrees. Most are agreeable and draw the curtains. Some do not mind leaving the curtains open if that is what you want. The beds tend to be used more at busy times when the rooms up and down are likely to be occupied. I myself have had a coule of bjs on the beds curtains only slightly drawn so I can watch the action in the bar. This was sort of fun. Nothing like a semi public bj. It is like the sauce on a good meal.
AM
Angus Magee
09-02-10, 15:11
But at the end... I can assure you that it was really feeling great (and hard).
If it felt good who can really argue with that. In fact I would say that she is an artist as true artists always work outside the box with their craft. I do remember one other young lady (name is gone from my memory) no longer at Artemis who promised me the best bj in my life and more or less delivered it. More or less only because such events are hard for me to compare. Let's just say it was in the top 3. No teeth with this young lady but she spent a full hour doing what can only be described as worshipping cock. She had an almost religious air to her during the act. My only problem was that not doing a CIM at the end would have been a cardinal sin so it ended up costing €170 for the hour. The poor lass could not understand in the weeks to come why I wold never repeat with her. I finally had to explain to her that her bj was too good and I simply could not (or did not want to) shell out €170 again for the experience. She did not seem to understand this but accepted it.
Conchetta is also a bj queen. Not seen her in a while.
AM
...She had an almost religious air to her during the act. ...
Nice way to describe it :D
Yep.... 170 euro is not little money, but it is nothing to get one of the best BBBJ of your life.
Angus Magee
09-02-10, 17:19
It is like the sauce on a good meal.
At least that is what I tell the girls ;)
(missed the edit...)
AM
Nille Copenhagen
09-02-10, 17:47
At least that is what I tell the girls ;)
It is like the sauce on a good meal.
AMThe white creamy sauce.
Hi,
Me again with more questions?
In artemis can you 'come' twice or three times in an hour session? In a half hour session are you only allowed 'come' once? If you were to pay for 1 hour with CIM that would cost you €170 and you can only 'come' once is it?
Thanks Dustyrip (Dusty was my dog).
Lookoflove7
09-02-10, 21:20
I came back on Sunday by 6pm knowing from Shiinya that she would arrive around that time and she did. I met her in the restaurant room having her breakfast (she has just woken up few hours ago). Long night long sleep. So did I. "Take your time baby, I'm just arriving too, not in a rush".
Coffee and cigarette. Meet again in the main bar. She looked tired. Work hard, play hard. "This is my last day in Berlin". "When are you coming back? ". "I don't know yet". "I will be here in September". "I try to come". Kisses. "Do you want to go in room now? ". "Yes baby, it is too crowded here". Never came on a Sunday. Surprised by the number of people being here on a Sunday.
Before starting anything, I was already hard. "You see I'm not lying". "Lets me check if you telling the truth". I let her do whatever she wanted. I was her human sex toy. I couldn't resist. "Stop being funny and talking! We are making sex! ". "Please concentrate". I did and I came (in her mouth). That was hotter than ever (first fuck of the day!). Dead again.
We continued chatting: Cleopatra and Antonius, the story of Montmartre, her visit in Paris. I love her. "I see you again later". "Promise? ". "Promise".
Had a break outside and came back by 9pm. When I arrived she was going with another guy. Body language. Wait for her in the escalator. She would be quick. Indeed, it only last few minutes.
"Lets' go baby".
We didn't chat a lot and immediately get into action. We did everything we could (repeating a 69) alternating fast and slow motion. She enjoyed it and I was in heaven. I was hard than ever and this during the whole hour. I knew it was the last time so maybe and surely my mind did make it longer as possible. It was great. We finished in sweat and exhausted.
"I'm coming back end of September". I wait for you". I was so pleased.
"Be in blond next time". Smile. By the way, she then told me that she was there on Thursday and with her natural hair (blond). And that this night she did approached me (in the bar) and that I did deny coming with her. I felt miserable. I could have fucked her since Thursday!
"There is so many blond in here that may not be very polite sometime. I am so sorry". "That's ok, but please don't forget me". "How could I? ". "I will be back for you". "Be careful and take care of yourself".
Shiinya is gorgeous! She killed me during those two days and four sessions. But like a phoenix, I would re-born from my dust.
PS: won't detailed my session but Maya (from Poland) is a real beauty! And Ulya (from Russia) doesn't speak quite well English but is also quite a good girl.
End of the trip.
LOL7
Blue Swede
09-03-10, 08:44
Arrivet about 18.00 and the place was still quite calm, a lot of girls, but not so many men yet. I took some cofee and later a bit to eat, fairly ok food today.
After som time, I ran into Jane from Hamburg for the 5th time or something....
She said, "now it's time for you to fuck me!". As it sounded like a good idea, I suggested a start in the kino. She did a very good bbbj, slow and sensous.
It was so good, I let her continue to CIM. (you don't do good economical decisions with your dick in a womans mouth) It was really good, and she is a very nice girl, laughed a lot!
After som more hours of cofee, other drinks and looping around, I found Natalia from Ukraine. She had a very nice smile and I was lost... We went to a room and again it developed to a very good bbbj with CIM ending. The session was only 15 minutes, but I still think it was very good. (Is it something wrong with me?)
One impression for today, was that it seems to be a lot of German girl present, more than "normal" I think. Anyone else noting the same?
Blue
Angus Magee
09-03-10, 12:12
The session was only 15 minutes, but I still think it was very good. (Is it something wrong with me?)
One impression for today, was that it seems to be a lot of German girl present, more than "normal" I think. Anyone else noting the same?
Something wrong? That is, I guess one way to see it. Another is that you are interested in quality rather than quantity. If the bj is good and you are satisfied, why look for wrong? Ultimately this attitude attracts the better girl I think and next time you might just get a bit of overtime in the session. No guarantees but your ease with it is sort of attractive to the girls in the end.One thing I always see is that if I watch the clock, so does the girl. The more easy I am, the more easy she is. I do not say anyone has to agree with this but it is my experience.
More German girls eh. I'll tell you after the 15th if it is still so.
AM
Nille Copenhagen
09-03-10, 12:13
Kommer du att vara till Artemis före 29th? Jag vill be i Artemis på 13,14, 22, 27 och 28. kanske vi kan träffas och diskutera den.
PS: if anyone else doesn't understand Swedish, just use Google Translator. I try to practice my Swedish Skills whenever I meet someone from the Nordic Region. :DHi Wicked Fire,
I try to reply you in Danish, but my post got deleted by ADMIN for not writing English.
I'll be there on the 28th so we should definitely meet up, where did you learned such good svensk ?
Nille
Nille Copenhagen
09-03-10, 12:35
Something wrong? That is, I guess one way to see it. Another is that you are interested in quality rather than quantity. If the bj is good and you are satisfied, why look for wrong? Ultimately this attitude attracts the better girl I think and next time you might just get a bit of overtime in the session. No guarantees but your ease with it is sort of attractive to the girls in the end.One thing I always see is that if I watch the clock, so does the girl. The more easy I am, the more easy she is. I do not say anyone has to agree with this but it is my experience.
More German girls eh. I'll tell you after the 15th if it is still so.
AMYou are paying for 30 min. Or 1 pop? After your after 15 min you still have 15 min. Room-time with the girl, chatting, massage, caressing etcetera.
True AM, if you look at the clock the girls do too. They do it anyway.
Once I told the girl in the room that I'm going to set my watch for 30 min., she said:
"No, no, please no chronometer. " I replied: "OK, let us not look at the time" and the session end up with 40min. And she change me for 30min, very nice.
Lookoflove7
09-03-10, 17:53
I came back on Sunday by 6pm knowing from Shiinya that she would arrive around that time and she did. I met her in the restaurant room having her breakfast (she has just woken up few hours ago). Long night long sleep. So did I. “Take your time baby, I’m just arriving too, not in a rush”.
Coffee and cigarette. Meet again in the main bar. She looked tired. Work hard, play hard. “This is my last day in Berlin”. “When are you coming back?”. “I don’t know yet”. “I will be here in September”. “I try to come”. Kisses. “Do you want to go in room now?”. “Yes baby, it is too crowded here”. Never came on a Sunday. Surprised by the number of people being here on a Sunday...
Before starting anything, I was already hard. “You see I’m not lying”. “Lets me check if you telling the truth”. I let her do whatever she wanted. I was her human sex toy. I couldn’t resist. “Stop being funny and talking! We are making sex!!!”. “Please concentrate”. I did and I came (in her mouth). That was hotter than ever (first fuck of the day!). Dead again.
We continued chatting: Cleopatra and Antonius, the story of Montmartre, her visit in Paris… I love her. “I see you again later”. “Promise?”. “Promise”.
Had a break outside and came back by 9pm. When I arrived she was going with another guy. Body language. Wait for her in the escalator. She would be quick. Indeed, it only last few minutes.
“Lets’ go baby”.
We didn’t chat a lot and immediately get into action. We did everything we could (repeating a 69) alternating fast and slow motion. She enjoyed it and I was in heaven. I was hard than ever and this during the whole hour. I knew it was the last time so maybe and surely my mind did make it longer as possible. It was great. We finished in sweat and exhausted.
“I’m coming back end of September”. I wait for you”. I was so pleased.
“Be in blond next time”. Smile. By the way, she then told me that she was there on Thursday and with her natural hair (blond). And that this night she did approached me (in the bar) and that I did deny coming with her… I felt miserable… I could have fucked her since Thursday!!!
“There is so many blond in here that may not be very polite sometime… I am so sorry”. “That’s ok, but please don’t forget me”. “How could I?”. “I will be back for you”. “Be careful and take care of yourself”.
Shiinya is gorgeous!!! She killed me during those two days and four sessions. But like a phoenix, I would re-born from my dust.
PS: won’t detailed my session but Maya (from Poland) is a real beauty! And Ulya (from Russia) doesn’t speak quite well English but is also quite a good girl.
End of the trip.
LOL7
Hessen Bub
09-03-10, 21:59
You basically pay for the time with defined service. Includes one shot per 30 min. If you come after 2 min - your problem. Or visit Globe.
HB
Vito Corleone
09-03-10, 22:38
You basically pay for the time with defined service. Includes one shot per 30 min. If you come after 2 min - your problem. Or visit Globe.
HBI think Dolce Vita has a 15 min 30E quickie price before 7pm or something similar.
Blue Swede
09-04-10, 07:18
What I meant was, that I was fully satisfied with the 15 minutes session, but got the feeling I "wasted" 15 minutes and I realised that was not the correct way to react. Maybe the 15 minutes - very good session, should be less brilliant if lasting 30 minutes. Quality before quantity as Agus pionted out.
Well.... I ended up at Artemis Friday afternoon and spent some hours there, I planned to beat the "IFA-rush" setting in later on, watching that last year was a good lesson.
Fist encounter was Nina from Czech, a very sweet girl. bbbj and sex in different positions. a recommendable girl.
After some relaxing I ran into Maria from Hungary, she was on the notes list, so I went ahead before she disappeared. Also a sweet girl, she "talked me" into a CIM, which was very pleasant.
Blue
Angus Magee
09-04-10, 07:51
What I meant was, that I was fully satisfied with the 15 minutes session, but got the feeling I "wasted" 15 minutes and I realised that was not the correct way to react. Maybe the 15 minutes - very good session, should be less brilliant if lasting 30 minutes.
Personally I'd go with the fully satisfied feeling if there. The wasted 15 mins. feeling is more of a thought, not how you felt at the time. Why re-plow that field? You planted a seed. Let it grow.
Who knew farming could be so much fun?
AM-learning HB like brevity
Wicked Fire
09-04-10, 08:22
Hi Wicked Fire,
I try to reply you in Danish, but my post got deleted by ADMIN for not writing English.
I'll be there on the 28th so we should definitely meet up, where did you learned such good svensk ?
NilleHey! I stayed in Sweden for whole last summer (Halmstad) - and before you ask, I was there for Partying and practicing how to pickup girls. I will tell you more when we meet. ;)
And how to Identify me? Well, I am an Indian guy, who always wears a towel (rather than a bathrobe), talks a lot to the staff and comes out to the lockers to check his blackberry often. So vi ses snart. :)
Hi,
So if you get a girl in Artemis, can you only come twice seeing as you can only come once in 30 minutes? You would think you could come as much as you could in 30 minutes, like if you do in like 5 minutes you have 25 more minutes of the session left..
Also if its €50 extra for CIM, does this also mean to COF/COB is €50 as well.
COF - Come on Face.
COB - Come on Body.
Thanks,
Dusty
I personally think Kathleen its the best looking one at Artemis. I was there in February and couldnt resist her. As for the service not so good and not very up to it. For sure she does not like kissing in the mouth, so i cant understand why someone said she is GFE.
Angus Magee
09-05-10, 09:56
So if you get a girl in Artemis, can you only come twice seeing as you can only come once in 30 minutes? You would think you could come as much as you could in 30 minutes, like if you do in like 5 minutes you have 25 more minutes of the session left..
How to say this without causing too much upset on the forum? What the helll, I'll just say it. It is just IMHO.
The girls are working girls. Yes they are there to provode you pleasure & release. But they are working. You enter into a contract with them upon agreeing to go to the room with them. They enter into a contract with you. I am not a lawyer but I do understand an implied, unwritten contract contract. I have entered many and often they cam to grief. There is stuff in an implied contract that is unspoken. One such unspoken thing in this particular contract is that the session includes one shot. At least for the half hour contract. The hour is a bit more unclear & thus negotiable while the contract fulfills itself.
As I see it the slight unclarity of the contract in this case can work to your benefit. At least it works in my benefit. If I am easy with the contract myself, so is the girl. The more I try to "nail her down" to the letter (which isn't even written) of the contract, the more, um, contractual is the contract. This is known as a mechanical, business like session.
The more I am easy with the contract, not insisting that certain acts be performed, (in your case more than one shot-in mine?) the more likely I am to get them. But, no guarantee as we play in the area just outside the contract when we do this. The energy of the session is though always better when we relax a bit on the contract.
You could of course say-she takes the money. She signs also the contract. But she is also a woman. Contracts are mens work and in the male realm. I go to hookers for access to the female realm which is, as we all know, maddeningly unpredictable. Which is maybe the reason I go to hookers in the first place.
I could have easily said this with YMMV. I like though to take these things apart and examine them.
if its €50 extra for CIM, does this also mean to COF/COB is €50 as well.
COF - Come on Face.
COB - Come on Body.
Again, YMMV. Going to an FKK though raises the bar on your possible experience. If you want an experience where you pay for services rendered off a menu then I suggest a bordello with a well set menu. It is cheaper and you get what you order, most of the time. A good FKK experience is more like going to a restaurant whee you tell the chef, make me something good, and enjoy what he cooks.
In the fKK though you are dealing with chefs with varying degree of skill. Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to go in there and find the master chef with whom you click just a bit and you might get the full meal deal. But it ain't always easy, nor do yo always get it. The more open you can be about what "it" is, the higher chance you will get it. But do bring your bankroll to smooth over any contractual misunderstandings.
But to spell it out, IME, COF is almost certainly an extra 50. COB can be but often isn' if you play your cards right.
AM
Sebastiane
09-05-10, 12:08
Dusty,
I´d second what Angus has said. He is infinitely more experienced in this whole FKK business than I am but I think the key to having a good time is to be relaxed and willing to take a risk with the odd 50 euro or so. So what? I look for physical attractiveness first, then I get a feel for the girl#s personality when I approach her or vice-versa (although sometimes if a girl is smoking hot I can forego the personality and take a girl into a room just based on looks alone which of course increases the risk factor but also possibly the pleasure) and the only thing I make sure to ask is if the girl kisses on the mouth (almost always yes), how about DFK, and about 69. If the answer is a yes to all these I often dont bother about asking much more and play it with the girl based on experience in the room. I often tell them that I might well extend to an hour (or more) depending on how the first half hour goes. Usually this works (and I often do end up going for an hour) or if I am getting a poor performance in the first half hour then I can stop it. Of course not all girls will agree to this. Once you are a familiar face they tend to be much more amenable to such dealings! Some still say no and insist on a set price before you go into the room. So, YMMV! However COF is always 50 extra as is CIM.
My attitude has always been if I am willing to spend 75 or 80 euros just for entry then I shouldnt be too stingy about forking out an extra 50. After all, I am there to have fun with beautiful girls and if a girl really catches my fancy I often agree to an hour session from the offset! Having said that I have managed to get excellent sessions for 50 euros on many occassions too.
My personal view is if you are really strapped for cash or count the last penny you shouldnt go to these places in the first place! Right now my situation doesnt permit me to return but once it does you can be sure I will be back.
(Like most women, these women too prefer guys who are rich or, at least, give the impression of being so whilst they are in the FKK. I think word of mouth is a vital aspect of the services you will get amongst the girls. So if not so old Sybarite gets a bit of a rep for being generous with the girls (and a good fuck) other girls will be happier to session with him on his terms as it'll be worth their while. The downside is that poor old Sybarite's bank manager tears his hair out! :D)
Have fun!
Angus Magee
09-05-10, 12:48
Gents-apologies for any glaring typos in my posts. I sat on my glasses on Friday destroying them. I work now with an much inferior spare set. Writing is difficult and I probably should be giving it a rest while I arrange a new pair.
A
Gents-apologies for any glaring typos in my posts. I sat on my glasses on Friday destroying them. I work now with an much inferior spare set. Writing is difficult and I probably should be giving it a rest while I arrange a new pair.
A
Hi Angus Magee, I think you have no reasons to apologie, I agree with all you wrote here in the previous post.
If one knows he can cum in 5 minutes, it is better he asks her in advance if she will leave or stay for the other 25 minutes.
You are right, the more one take it easy, better the session will be and honestly, it is all about the girl, avoid sharks, choose a good one and enjoy it, cause in most cases, no matter if 30 minutes or 26 or 34, for only 60 euro you are gonna to get really a lot of fun and much forward than 60 euro could take you with a regular girl....
Tomorrow is monday, I wish you to find already in the morning a good pair of new glasses, nice beginning of new week ;)
Cheers
Gents-apologies for any glaring typos in my posts. I sat on my glasses on Friday destroying them. I work now with an much inferior spare set. Writing is difficult and I probably should be giving it a rest while I arrange a new pair.
AGod knows where we'll end up if you film some more orientation videos in Berlin....
Angus Magee
09-05-10, 18:49
God knows where we'll end up if you film some more orientation videos in Berlin....
LO Toscana. To true. And the next one is likely to be Liberty which sits smack dab in the middle of Berlin's gay ghetto. Hopefully no one ends up at Bruno's Leather Bar thinking the Hausmutti looks a wee more masculine than they had imagined.
No worries though. I picked up a packet of owed money today and more comes Wednesday so i should have a new pair ordered by tomorrow afternoon.
This was an expensive loss of attention, though it was also time for anew pair anyway and I was waffling on the decision. Now is as good a time as any.
AM
Playing with yourself, lurching into the Devil's Playground, Angus, it will make thee blind!!!
Gents-apologies for any glaring typos in my posts. I sat on my glasses on Friday destroying them. I work now with an much inferior spare set. Writing is difficult and I probably should be giving it a rest while I arrange a new pair.
A
Angus Magee
09-06-10, 08:10
I personally think Kathleen its the best looking one at Artemis. I was there in February and couldnt resist her. As for the service not so good and not very up to it. For sure she does not like kissing in the mouth, so i cant understand why someone said she is GFE.
I do not know Kathleen but IME the very best can sometimes give their very worst if they do not take care that they are really up for the job. As mongers (and men) it is sort of our duty to see that they are. By this I mean having a look to see if her mood is good. As I see it the original poster had plenty of clues that she was not really up for a session. Maybe she needed to just cool out for a while before really taking her first session? Like many of us though she went for the money, and the OP got her worst.
I do not make excuses for her. This is just a way of looking at it. A way that gets me better session performance. If the girls ask (they rarely do) I say it to them: This is what separates the real pro from the semi pro. The real pro will take care that she is up for a session, indeed a days work. If not, she takes the day off or turns down the session until she is.
As the girl has so many mongers willing to speak up and say they had her at her best, I would say that she is a pro who made a slip (even a pro ball player can let slip a bases loaded homerun once in a while) and this report has actually sharpened my own interest in meeting her. The girl who can slip in a session so horribly is also likely to be able to give a stellar session if the monger finds her at the right time. With the worst often comes the best.
AM
Anyone visited A in the weekend?
Was curious to know if there's a crowd or something being these the days of the Ifa messe.
Regarding Kathleen, I have the feeling we are talking of different girls. She is nice but for sure not one that comes out from the crowd.
She did attract me a lot, but it was more mental.
Don't know (and don't care at all) id she liked it or not but she did kiss very well and indeed the frst session we had was on the gfe side. IMHO.
Totally agree with the thing Angus was saying about being a pro or not.
- 2 days for me being in A!!!!!
Ciao
Regarding Kathleen, I have the feeling we are talking of different girls. She is nice but for sure not one that comes out from the crowd.
She did attract me a lot, but it was more mental.
Don't know (and don't care at all) id she liked it or not but she did kiss very well and indeed the frst session we had was on the gfe side. IMHO.
There may be more than one Kathleen at Artemis but I seriously doubt it. The one that I've reviewed is easily recognizable by the Chinese characters tats running down her back and by her rather unique demeanor. My experience with her is GFE both times and yes, that means DFK.
The Postman
09-06-10, 23:55
I came back on Sunday by 6pm knowing from Shiinya that she would arrive around that time and she did. I met her in the restaurant room having her breakfast (she has just woken up few hours ago). Long night long sleep. So did I. "Take your time baby, I'm just arriving too, not in a rush".
Coffee and cigarette. Meet again in the main bar. She looked tired. Work hard, play hard. "This is my last day in Berlin". "When are you coming back? ". "I don't know yet". "I will be here in September". "I try to come". Kisses. "Do you want to go in room now? ". "Yes baby, it is too crowded here". Never came on a Sunday. Surprised by the number of people being here on a Sunday.
Before starting anything, I was already hard. "You see I'm not lying". "Lets me check if you telling the truth". I let her do whatever she wanted. I was her human sex toy. I couldn't resist. "Stop being funny and talking! We are making sex! ". "Please concentrate". I did and I came (in her mouth). That was hotter than ever (first fuck of the day!). Dead again.
We continued chatting: Cleopatra and Antonius, the story of Montmartre, her visit in Paris. I love her. "I see you again later". "Promise? ". "Promise".
Had a break outside and came back by 9pm. When I arrived she was going with another guy. Body language. Wait for her in the escalator. She would be quick. Indeed, it only last few minutes.
"Lets' go baby".
We didn't chat a lot and immediately get into action. We did everything we could (repeating a 69) alternating fast and slow motion. She enjoyed it and I was in heaven. I was hard than ever and this during the whole hour. I knew it was the last time so maybe and surely my mind did make it longer as possible. It was great. We finished in sweat and exhausted.
"I'm coming back end of September". I wait for you". I was so pleased.
"Be in blond next time". Smile. By the way, she then told me that she was there on Thursday and with her natural hair (blond). And that this night she did approached me (in the bar) and that I did deny coming with her. I felt miserable. I could have fucked her since Thursday!
"There is so many blond in here that may not be very polite sometime. I am so sorry". "That's ok, but please don't forget me". "How could I? ". "I will be back for you". "Be careful and take care of yourself".
Shiinya is gorgeous! She killed me during those two days and four sessions. But like a phoenix, I would re-born from my dust.
PS: won't detailed my session but Maya (from Poland) is a real beauty! And Ulya (from Russia) doesn't speak quite well English but is also quite a good girl.
End of the trip.
LOL7Hello, LookofLove7
I think this wonderful young lady's name is Sheenya. Please check the Artemis website as it has pic's of her with both blonde & dark hair. I know
How you feel as I've been there before.
I've been to Artemis about 10 times over 5 trips and have been priviledged to meet her on 3 of these trips. I also think the sun shine's out of her sweet 'little ass!
She's petite, about 5'3" tall and is a very sweet and friendly girl. She's very
Affectionate and is really good company, great GFE sex and great company as well. Last time we met was coming up to Christmas last year. I spent 5 hours with her then and had a fantastic time. Sessions were a great mix of erotics and chat. We had talked about music and films in the past and I asked her if her favourite singer came in would he get a "free one". She
Laughed & laughed and said "no, everyone pays! "
I think she looks a bit like one of my favourite porn stars. Dido Angel (please google).
Hope to be in a position to visit Artemis soon and would 'luv to meet her again.
That's all folks!
The Postman
The Postman
09-07-10, 00:11
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Hi Wicked,
Tried to pm this but you do not receive them.
I have heard this before on a number of occasions. I always keep an eye out for her but never seem to run into her at Art. But I will keep trying.
Lithuanian girls?
I can also agree that Celine is awsome. I suppose sessions are mix of "Girlfriend is a Pornstar" She's very nice as well & can be hard to get a hld of her at times.
There may be more than one Kathleen at Artemis but I seriously doubt it. The one that I've reviewed is easily recognizable by the Chinese characters tats running down her back and by her rather unique demeanor. My experience with her is GFE both times and yes, that means DFK.
She is the girl.
Looks like I'll have to give it another try in the next days. But I do have a couple of "gambles" on my list first.
:-)
Nille Copenhagen
09-07-10, 16:42
Hey! I stayed in Sweden for whole last summer (Halmstad) - and before you ask, I was there for Partying and practicing how to pickup girls. I will tell you more when we meet.
So vi ses snart. :)Hejsa Wicked Fire,
If you are able to learn Swedish in a few month you are pretty good. Having a Swedish GF helps a lot.
Sure I'll find you, I'll arrive early. I'll also leave a note with my name at the reception with a time to meet. I'll give you more detail when we are closing to the date. "Hav det godt så længe. "
Nille
Angus Magee
09-07-10, 17:14
I think she looks a bit like one of my favourite porn stars. Dido Angel (please google).
If this girl really looks like Dido there may be a line up on the 15th.Angus will be # 1,2,3,4 in line.
AM
Lookoflove7
09-07-10, 20:20
I think this wonderful young lady's name is Sheenya.
The PostmanYes, this is the girl!
I should have confused the "e" in English and the "i" in French as they sound the sound the same (in French). Sorry for that.
She is such an angel so be good with her.
LOL7
She is the girl.
Looks like I'll have to give it another try in the next days. But I do have a couple of "gambles" on my list first.
:-)
I hope those "gambles" work out well for you 'cuz my spider sense tells me we share similar taste in women. Looking forward to your reports.
Cheers.
I think we are talking about the same kathleen. She told me that she was getting married soon. She sits usually at the arcade machine and puts coins all the time. She never goes and ask guys if they want to spend time with her. She says if someone likes me he comes to me and ask me. Also she has tatoo's at her back.
I hope those "gambles" work out well for you 'cuz my spider sense tells me we share similar taste in women. Looking forward to your reports.
Cheers.
I'll be at A around 4pm.
This time I'll try to remember an write down all names. And maybe do a decent report for once :-)
All the best!
Went to Artemis Wednesday afternoon and evening.
Had a nice time hanging around with Charlie123 and a guy we met there.
It was the last day of the Ifa messe but the place was very calm in the afternoon with a bit more people in the late evening. Never crowded.
Girls lineup was fine throughout all day, with quite a few new faces, from my last visit in July. Unfortunately a couple of girls that I was looking forward to meet, Marcela and her friend, where not there.
For the records, Kathleen was not present.
Obviously, having said more and more times about my bad sessions with German girls in the last period, and my intentions to only take girls from other countries for a while, my first girl was from Berlin. :-)
Liz, 21 yr, very long brown hair, tall, around 170.
Incredibly blue eyes, very cute and very nice body. Nice smile.
Lots of piercing, not a suicide girl type but probably looking that way. In the look I mean.
Definitely the kind that would turn me on. Definitely a gamble, was ready to throw my money in the sink just to take a closer look.
Instead it was a real nice, unexpected, session. She is real good-looking but also sweet, and smiles and laughs a lot when you speak. Very young in her attitudes.
Very positive feedback.
Following the suggestions of the gurus, I made up my mind on what I was looking for in session with 2 girls. Being that all I want is the girls to take care of me and maybe switching girls every now and then, but I don't really need them to do things with each other, I knew that I could basically choose for myself 2 girls I liked not worrying too much about the two beings big friends or such, but just asking if they felt ok to work together.
So here I am, heading towards the rooms with Paula and Reni, or Renee.
Reni, beautiful eyes enchanted by good makeup, this looked like a big point for what I had in my mind. :-)
Bulgarian, quite big ass, sweet. Sessioned with her more times in the past.
Paula, black hair, sweet, very nice blue eyes, same technical prerequisite as above.
Spanish, maybe,
I loved it, had real fun, the girls did what I was expecting, the mood was relaxed and we had fun. For sure I did.
End count was 2 std. Sessions + 1 Cim. Great value.
Positive for both girls + the situation.
After that it was a "so what now" situation, looking at all the beautiful girls around but almost no being able to decide what to do. Another gamble? Better play safe? 2 more days to go, so plenty time for other gambles... Hours passed.
Brigitte , Serbian, mid 20's maybe more. Super short hair, boy haircut, tall, she usually stays alone, walking around a lot.
Already sessioned he before.
Surprised because she was the last one I would have expected to end up with.
Had a nice time, like the other time I went with her.
Not really much to say, she is a nice girl, doing nice sessions, but nothing more.
Can be very intriguing, but that's personal.
Be back at A today, will post new reports.
Bye
SuppenHuhn
09-09-10, 17:40
Hello friends,
I come to Germany next weekend and want to go to Artemis maybe on Sunday (or Saturday). Anyone else?
Some uptodate information I should know?
Last visit I had a good time with german Jenna and I saw also nice Jane and some sweet polish girls (but the names).
See you,
Suppenhuhn
Hi guys, I did not know if to post here, in general info or in fkk faq.... however arriving to airport Schoenefeld SXF which is the better etap where to stay planning to visit Artemis ?
There are 7 etap in Berlin, from 31 till 59 euro per night, so far as all the rooms are probably same size and obviously I do not mind to save some euro, if the hotel is at walking distance to metro or public transportation, which is the best etap considering the location in the city and the price ?
Well better: the best 2 etap hotels, just in case the first one is full booked.
For example... ETAP HOTEL Berlin S/O Airport Schoenefeld is only 31 euro per night, so far as I will not plan to visit the city, so from this hotel I will go directly to Artemis, from here it is easy, and reasonable fast ( I mean about 30 minutes ), to reach A. by public transportation ? I guess this etap is really near airport....
The best will be an etap quite cheap in the price, easy to get there with public transportation from airport and from there easy too to go to Artemis.
I will travel light, so I will not mind using bus or metro, but more than happy to avoid taxi, cause I guess easily a round trip with taxi will cost the price of 30 minutes with a girl, no doubt where I would like to spend my money ;)
Never been to Berlin, so I have no idea how really is big the city and where exactly is the airport VS Artemis and which are the etap hotel between them.
Thanks so much in advance to all will take the time to answer me.
Cheers
Angus Magee
09-09-10, 21:37
Thanks so much in advance to all will take the time to answer me.
Cheers
Hi,
Sorry I do not know where these hotels you mention are. Can you provide a link? I guess I could also goggle but I have a few things I am working on right now and want to cut down on time spent searching the web. So addresses (full) or a link (s) to the hotels you consider could help me form an intelligent answer.
I can tell you, with regard the airport hotel, Berlin is a pretty big, spread out city. It is very well served by public transit. But this does shut down on week nights fairly early. So unless you plan to basically spend the night at Artemis, until closing when the SBahn is starting up again, you would probably have to leave shortly after mid night to make it out to the hotel by SBahn. There is a night bus that runs, maybe very half hour, and takes you to Schönefeld but to pick up this bus is a good walk from Artemis. And I imagine the bus is pretty slow going. A taxi would be expensive (35-40 EUR?) and blow any saving you made staying so far away.
I know there is a hotel with low rates, maybe an etap or some similar type hotel just off Fehrbellinerplatz. Someone else on the Berlin thread mentioned it recently and I made a reply. This hotel is on a bus line (104) that drops you at the front door more or less. I am not sure how late it runs but in any case the walk from Art to this hotel would be around a half hour at a reasonable pace.
AM
Traveller Uk
09-09-10, 21:50
I stay in Ibis hotels - a sister chain to Etap. I have found that you can often get an Ibis room at the same price as an Etap, sometimes a few Euros more.
Ibis Messe is a 5 Euro taxi ride away (I usually give them 10 to keep the peace) or a 10 minute walk away. Berlin West is a 10 minute taxi ride away and about 15 mins by S/U Bahn.
Ibis Messe, if there isnt a conference at the Messe is often about 40 Euros night. Breakfast is extra, but I usually have that at Artemis.
I will be at Artemis this weekend, arriving at Schoenefeld on Saturday morning, anybody know if the S-Bahn line (S9?) from the Airport into the City is open or closed this weekend? It was shut on the weekend a month or so ago.
Thanks.
Hi Angus Magee,
thanks for your fast reply, it is right, I had to put the link and I thought about this, but from the web page where there is the list of all the etap hotels it does not work, cause if you copy and paste it does not show now the 7 etap hotels, but just the window of search, at least in my PC.
However I try this is the link where now I see the list of 7 etap hotels, maybe it works here in ISG:
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/booking/hotels-list.shtml
Or... here it is enough to write in destination, Berlin, click search and you have all the list: http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/home/index.shtml
Or one by one here all they are:
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-2677-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-berlin-sued-brandenbu/index.shtml
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-5513-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-berlin-alexanderplatz/index.shtml
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-5058-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-berlin-potsdamer-plat/index.shtml
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-2631-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-berlin-ost-marzahn/index.shtml
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-2688-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-berlin-ost-hoppegarte/index.shtml
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-2652-etap-hotel-etap-hotel-berlin-nord-hennigsdo/index.shtml
http://www.etaphotel.com/gb/hotel-2647-etap-hotel--etap-hotel-s-o-airport-sc/index.shtml
Yes, I was aware that or I have to leave earlier than midnight or I have to stay there till 4:00am to be able to use public transportation back to hotel, so maybe it is good an etap quite close to Artemis, cause the only time when I will take taxi will be in the night back to hotel. From airport to etap, from etap to Artemis and from hotel to airport I guess I can use public transportation easy.
About the hotel at low rate you mention, I believe you, but I simply love etap, very cheap for what they offer, easy to book from net, they accept my rechargable visa electron, so it is safe, they have in every room free wifi, great breakfast, rooms quite big for one person, look new and fresh and look the same in every etap, so I almost feel as home in every city :) so I try everytime in German and Austria to stay in etap.
( I think they can offer all this, for such a cheap price, cause the reception is open only few hours per day, in the other hours there is a machine at entrance where you pay and it gives you the code number to get into hotel and with same code to open your room ).
Thanks again for your help
Angus Magee
09-10-10, 04:42
Thanks again for your help
he two hotels on Alexander Platz & Potsdamerplatz are in town. Bot are pretty easy access to Artemis, either a direct trip or one with one change on the UBahn or SBahn. Personally when first in Berlin I figured out the busses as I fond it a good way to see the city,Plus there is something cool in riding the Artemis bus (many buses here carry full Artemis print advertising on the exterior) to Artemis;)
Of the others I am only really certain where the airport is. They are all out of town. If you do stay in one of the out of town ones (cheaper) I think the best would be the airport one as it is well served by SBahn. I I imagine the others are too (they must think of this when choosing locations) but am not sure.
Hope this helps and feel free to get in touch when here. PM best.
A
Angus Magee
09-10-10, 07:42
I will be at Artemis this weekend, arriving at Schoenefeld on Saturday morning, anybody know if the S-Bahn line (S9?) from the Airport into the City is open or closed this weekend? It was shut on the weekend a month or so ago.
Thanks.
Hi,
I have a friend who knows these things. He recently told me all the SBahns were working on time and working. But you never know with the SBahn.
There is a way of checking on their site. Sorry I have missed placed the link (direct one) but it should not be too hard to find and is in English for visitors.
If there are any major closures it will be at the front of the page that mentions such things. The Germans are very efficient with such stuff.
AM
Traveller Uk
09-10-10, 08:42
Thanks Angus. Found the link and the S9 is running on Saturday. It even gives the platform to catch it from. Love the Germans.
Second day at Artemis, arrived around 5pm, initially very calm, almost dead.
Meeted with Charlie123 and the same guy of the day before.
Later on Charlie123 left and quite a few friends of mine came in, we had a lot of fun. Went away at around 2am.
Kathleen was there but I didn't find here very attracting, don't know why but looking at her moved very little in me. Growing So I skipped.
Isabella, real petite very nice body, dark hair, blue/grey eyes.
I've seen her working there for a long time, never went with her so I wanted to try, she often works with Maya.
An average session, nothing particular, won't repeat.
And now... Natasha, from St Petersburg, 27 yr easily recognizable because she has hair that are blond in front and dark behind. Very nice face, nice body.
Probably the best session I ever had at Artemis, we stayed for an hour.
Wouldn't define it gfe but more like geisha style, ask me what you want and what you like. Real nice!
Total relax, best bbj ever,*
Can't wait to get back to Artemis tomorrow to have another session.
Total positive feedback.
Manuela, blonde, pink fishnet, i've always seen here at Artemis. Very sweet and nice session. Been with her a couple of times.
Totally positive.
Almost bickered with a girl. Tall, late late twenties, maybe more. Dark hair, vaguely looking spanish.
I was sure I had already been with her in the past but she said she was new there. A bit pushy, she came up to me and said "either you come with me now or never" I answered, Never. And she walked away pretending to be angry. The next day I totally rejected her and after a while she came up saying she was only joking, but still pushy.
After bullshitting me for a while, saying she was from australia, she asked me to go to a room, I asked her if she did Cim, she said no, and that was the end of it, finally. Isaw her having issues with a couple of other guys, a complete idiot.
Will be back at A today, with friends.
Ciao
he two hotels on Alexander Platz & Potsdamerplatz are in town. ...
Re-thanks ! ;)
I wrote you a PM, surely I will let you know when I will book the flight.
Just few other fast questions, please feel free to answer in very short way:
A ) Autobahn is highway, but what does it mean UBahn and SBahn ?
B ) From the etap at airport how much time, more or less, it takes, during the day using public transportation to get to Artemis ?
And from Artemis during the night, how much time and average price with taxi from Artemis to airport etap ?
C ) I will surely choose, between etap at airport or one between Alexander Platz or Potsdamerplatz. Considering these last two in the center, how to get to them from airport using public transportation ? I guess I find out once there, but just to know in advance, is there direct autobus from airport to center and once there I move using metro to my booked hotel, right ?
D ) Artemis bus ? :D You mean there is a bus that do his trip and that at some time it stop right in front of or close to Artemis ? I admit I started not long time ago to read here, but it is the first time I read about this bus.
Probably the two in center are good, when I go out of Artemis in the night, I will save money on taxi instead to take taxi until airport, even if this one, is good, when I will leave back home, I will wake up, shower, breakfast and in a while I will be in airport.
It is hard to find the right compromise, I know....
Thanks...
Angus Magee
09-10-10, 13:12
A ) Autobahn is highway, but what does it mean UBahn and SBahn ?
The SBahn & UBahn are the train transit systems in Berlin. Like the tube in London. UBahn tends to be more central while SBahn service more the outer areas. But the both go both places as weel. They are really interchangeable and you only pay once and can transfer. The SBahn is also beter for longer trips as usually the are faster with less stops. S=Schnell=fast in German
) From the etap at airport how much time, more or less, it takes, during the day using public transportation to get to Artemis ?
And from Artemis during the night, how much time and average price with taxi from Artemis to airport etap ?
I would say more or less 40-50 minutes. You can use the BVG website to plan a trip and get an exact time with connections
http://www.bvg.de/index.php/en/index.html
You need to know exact addresses with the postal number to really make it work.
Taxi price-no idea really but expensive. I know it is 16 EUR from Artemis to my place. The Airport may be another 40 EUR from my place. Though it could be wee cheaper as you would probably take a different route.
Try this website
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/berlin
I have no idea how accurate it is.
) I will surely choose, between etap at airport or one between Alexander Platz or Potsdamerplatz. Considering these last two in the center, how to get to them from airport using public transportation ? I guess I find out once there, but just to know in advance, is there direct autobus from airport to center and once there I move using metro to my booked hotel, right ?
Again-BVG website will tell you this.
D ) Artemis bus ? :D You mean there is a bus that do his trip and that at some time it stop right in front of or close to Artemis ? I admit I started not long time ago to read here, but it is the first time I read about this bus.
Sorry no. I guess English is not your first language. Artemis advertises on the buses. Some busses are printed with the Artemis advertising, all over the outside. I think of them as Artemis buses. And there is a bus route (104) from near my house that takes me to Westkreuz which is a 3-5 minute walk from Artemis.
See the attached photo.
Angus Magee,
thanks again, no matter how it will be my time in Artemis, with your answers and infos, you made my way to get there much more easy.
Thanks for the links too, I am gonna to read and learn them well in a while, however with about 50 euro from Artemis to etap airport late at night and especially considering they are more far as I thought, it is sure it will worth to stay in one of the etap in the center, almost no matter which one because the difference is very small in price.
Yep, I could say, I learned english travelling and from internet, I never was a very good student ;)
Thanks for photo, I cannot wait, to see it closer ;)
If you look closely, you can see Angus driving the bus in the picture ... its a service he only provides occasionally now...
Artemis advertises on the buses. Some busses are printed with the Artemis advertising, all over the outside. I think of them as Artemis buses. And there is a bus route (104) from near my house that takes me to Westkreuz which is a 3-5 minute walk from Artemis.
See the attached photo.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=138835
Andypandara
09-10-10, 15:33
I will travel light, so I will not mind using bus or metro, but more than happy to avoid taxi ...
Never been to Berlin, so I have no idea how really is big the city and where exactly is the airport VS Artemis and which are the etap hotel between them.
Thanks so much in advance to all will take the time to answer me.
CheersI don't know if this is helpful at all, but if you have a smartphone (e. G., Android or Windows Mobile, and probably iPhone) there are very useful applications that can be loaded that will help you to navigate the various bus and tube lines in a number of cities. For example, a company called Visual IT has applications for both the London Tube system and the Berlin SBahn and UBahn systems.
I personally think that using a smartphone has a lot of potential when travelling in a strange city. I am certainly going to be testing out these methods in my upcoming trip.
Good luck!
Wicked Fire
09-10-10, 19:29
Two more days and then I am in the Big-A! Anyone else who will be there on Monday or Tuesday?
And now... Natasha, from St Petersburg, 27 yr easily recognizable because she has hair that are blond in front and dark behind. Very nice face, nice body.
Probably the best session I ever had at Artemis, we stayed for an hour.
Wouldn't define it gfe but more like geisha style, ask me what you want and what you like. Real nice!
Total relax, best bbj ever,*
Can't wait to get back to Artemis tomorrow to have another session.
Total positive feedback.
Kimino,
Thanks for the detailed report. Natasha sounds like a real gem. I've just put her on my TDL for my next visit. Cheers.
I don't know if this is helpful at all, but if you have a smartphone (e. G., Android or Windows Mobile, and probably iPhone) there are very useful applications that can be loaded that will help you to navigate the various bus and tube lines in a number of cities. For example, a company called Visual IT has applications for both the London Tube system and the Berlin SBahn and UBahn systems.
I personally think that using a smartphone has a lot of potential when travelling in a strange city. I am certainly going to be testing out these methods in my upcoming trip.
Good luck!
Thanks..... I will think next time I will buy new mobile, actually I have samsung jet and 2 lap top, one msi 100, so small so good, I thought it was more than enough, but if this application works as it should be, it can be very helpfull.
Please let all us know about it after your trip
I don't know if this is helpful at all, but if you have a smartphone (e. G., Android or Windows Mobile, and probably iPhone) there are very useful applications that can be loaded that will help you to navigate the various bus and tube lines in a number of cities. For example, a company called Visual IT has applications for both the London Tube system and the Berlin SBahn and UBahn systems.
I personally think that using a smartphone has a lot of potential when travelling in a strange city. I am certainly going to be testing out these methods in my upcoming trip.
Good luck!
Totally agree. I have a couple of apps for iPhone that show you the best route and all changes needed to get from one ubahn station to another.
One of them also uses gps to spot where you are in Berlin and tells you the nearest station to start your trip.
I'll post the names later in case someone needs them.
Also last report coming in later.
Ciao
Better find a second and third job after this trip...
Arrived at Artemis around 2pm because a friend of mine had the plane in the late afternoon and wanted to visit before leaving.
Played my second german gamble. I've been looking this girl for the previous 2 days because I found here really attractive but was kind of prepared to get some disappointment, and I was titally wrong.
Elena, german. Dark hair, 168, super nice body, very nice ass. Piercing on nipples and tongue.
Can't remember teh age but very young, probably 22/23.
Sweet but very hot.
She said she only works until 7/8pm.
In some way similar to Liz (from a previous report).
Total positive feedback.
Then there was a Natasha reloaded (i confirm everithing from previous report), a Reni reloaded and a girl whose name I don't remember, the kind I would have never chosen (with all the competition around). I don't know what was the move, I was lying on a sofa on my own taking a rest. She sat on me, started kissing and 2 minutes later we where in the kino, 5 minutes later in a room.
Nothing particular in the girl, she said she was there since 2006. It was a nice session. I'm sorry but I don't remember the name or other details.
Positive but nothing particular.
After the 4 girls, on the third day, I was kind of saying to myself I could just relax.
That's what I did but around 2am I took a closer look at Mindy while she was walking up the stairs and decided to talk to her.
Very young, 21. She looks young and wears a pinkish lipstick that makes her look even younger. Not fat but she looks a bit like a doll, if you know what I mean.
Very cute, hungarian, she is there since 2 months I think.
In the beginning she looked a bit cold but after 5 minutes she turned real sweet, and we had a very nice time together.
This is another girl I give a positive feedback.
About the people around.
Friday night was quite crowded. Many russians or similar, acting in some cases like assholes (smoking where not allowded, making noise, had an eye contact with a couple that was rapidly going towards a provoking game).
In a couple of moments I had quite the feeling that the number of girls around was a bit low for the quantity of men.
Still I saw some girls working like crazy and some other walking around all day with very little to do.
Anyway, a very nice trip this was.
Regarding the iphone apps:
one is called: Berlin city tube
Another one is: Berlin U-Bahn
Then there's a Berlin smart maps (this one spots you via gps on a map of berlin included in the app, so no connection required)
Ciao!
Angus Magee
09-11-10, 09:31
I have a great app for my human computer (downloaded before I was born) called ilost. It leads me down blind alleys and cul-de-sacs then gives me a raspberry, reminding me that being lost can be fun.
As a sailor I used to make use of all manner of technological marvels. I also learned how to read a chart, dead reckoning and the use of a sextant. Just in case my iPhone was dropped in the drink or was stolen by gypsies.
I am no luddite, but it was being lost that lead me to this hobby in the first place. In the end lost is a state of mind.
When I do start harvesting my crop of cash I am sure an iPhone and full app library will be welcome. I will, however turn it off from time to time and just wander.
AM
Kimino,
Thanks for the detailed report. Natasha sounds like a real gem. I've just put her on my TDL for my next visit. Cheers.
Great woof woof!
Looking forward to know if she meets your taste. Really don't know how she couldn't :-)
Then try to identify Liz and Elena, if they turn you on, I'm sure they won't disappoint you in the room.
Ah, btw, I'm always gentle and sweet with the girls (at least joyful), so all my reports are based on their interaction with someone having this attitude. Think it's important to note.
Ciao
Wednesday
This report is a direct follow on from my report of my first P4P experience at Kamilla Dee, which I've posted in the Berlin thread. Basically, I had such a good time at KD I went straight to the Artemis.
I won't go into the details of how to get to the club as Angus Magee and others have already covered this is great detail; train to Westkruz, out onto the main road, turn left, cross the train tracks and you're there.
After losing my P4P cherry I was really in the mood for some more sex. I was in two minds about going straight to the Artemes but if things didn't work out all I'd lost was the entry fee. I walked from the station to the club. At the reception desk I was asked was it my first visit, I replied that it was and was given a brief description of the prices and the money lockers arrangement. This was my first visit but I'd read about it so often I felt like I knew the setup off by heart. I got my robe, left my money and watch in the safe and got changed. I took a deep breath and went out into the main area. Despite what I'd read about the way the club works nothing could really have prepared me for what I saw. It was underwear night so the girls were all wearing swimsuits, bra/panties sets or tiny dresses. It was a scene straight from everyman's fantasy. Women of all shapes, sizes and colours walking about making eye contact with every guy in the place. I grabbed a drink and did a tour of the club, downstairs to the health area then back to the main bar. After knocking back a few girls I decided it was time to make a choice.
After a brief chat with Kacey/Jacey (not 100% on her name) to make sure what I wanted to do was OK – kissing, eating her pussy and sucking on her tits before sex, we headed upstairs. She was wearing a tiny dress with buckles on the front that her beautiful tits were threatening to burst out of, once we hit the room the dress hit the floor. This was a fairly straight encounter; BBBJ/HJ, I went down on her for a while before getting rubbered up. We fucked in the standard positions and finished doggie. This was my third orgasm of the day so it took some serious pounding to finish but the sight of her perfect body in the mirrored walls got me over the edge. We had a few minutes left but I put my robe on and headed down to the locked area and paid. 60 euro very well spent and a great start to my Artemis experience.
I needed a good rest so I grabbed some more drinks and just basked in the atmosphere and watched the beautiful women glide by. I grabbed a quick sauna, took on some more water and looked for my next girl.
Again, I'm not 100% on the name but I think this girl was called Pia or maybe Petra. She's German, long blonde hair and has an absolutely perfect set of real tits. I asked the same question again but was told she didn't kiss – I thought about just saying thank you and moving on but I had to have a go on those tits. So we headed upstairs. I'm glad I didn't let the lack of kissing make me walk away from this session as I had a great time. I could easily have spent the entire session just playing and sucking on her boobs – they were amazing. Much like my first girl I bagged it and after hitting all the standard positions I finished in missionary. Another 60 euro very well spent.
I was wiped out and decided to call it a night. I had a quick shower and got back onto the excellent public transport system and home to my hotel where I slept like a baby. What a great day.
Thursday
After having such a great time on Wednesday I decided to treat myself to another day at the Artemis. I hit the club at about 13. 30. The difference to the previous night was vast. There were only a few guys there and maybe 30 girls (all naked now) the music was much slower and more to my taste. As an aside I'm not sure what type of music I expected to hear in a brothel but I certainly wasn't expecting to hear The Smiths!
I knew the lay of the land as this was my second visit. I grabbed a drink and sat down to enjoy the sight of dozens of stunning women walking about naked.
After a couple of refusals I got talking with Liz – loads of piercings, not sure of nationality. We headed upstairs and I had a lot of fun. An awesome BBBJ that I had to keep interrupting to keep from finishing early and after a handful of positions a mind blowing orgasm in doggie. We had a little chat afterwards then headed back to the money locker for payment. Great girl.
I took it easy for a while before looking for my next session. One girl kept catching my eye as she circulated – long black hair with a straight fringe, a few tattoos and absolutely massive, natural (to my untrained eye) tits. I stopped her and we had a chat, she told me her name was Shelby from the Czech Republic and we grabbed a room.
Shelby would turn out to be the highlight of my P4P experiences in Berlin. She took off the fishnet boobtube she was wearing and I'm sure my eyes bulged out like a cartoon character when her tits bounced free. They were truly amazing. After playing with them for an age, bouncing my cock off them and sliding it between them she started on the blow job. This easily ranks as the best blow job I've ever had, the pace and pressure applied was perfect and she maintained eye contact through out. Incredible. I asked for a condom and she did something I've seen in films but never experienced in real life: she took the rubber out of it's packed and put it in her mouth, then put it onto my cock using her mouth. I loved it. The sex was incredible and sight of Shelby looking over her shoulder urging me to fuck her harder in doggie style is a sight that will stay with me for a long, long time. After finishing I had to go back to those tits for a few minutes before heading back to the money locker. I tipped her 10 on top of the 60 because this was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Wow.
My final girl was Jenna. She doesn't have the prettiest face and wears too much make up but I was captivated by her MASSIVE fake tits and I had to have a turn on them. This was a fine session, her tits were a lot of fun and she was very vocal but I was getting tired and I think I was slightly spoiled by my time with Shelby. Worth the 60 euro for sure but I wish I'd taken a little bit more time to recover.
That brought an end to my time at the club. I told the (very cute) girl at reception that I wanted to return later that night, she took my name and wrote down my locked number for me but in the end I didn't go back. I just didn't have time.
I had an amazing time in my 2 days at the club. It really is an amazing facility and the women are an absolute delight. I preferred the Thursday afternoon I spent there; the music was more to my tastes, there were fewer guys and the atmosphere seemed more relaxed. Once I relaxed I was able to soon get into the swing of things. I will definitely be back but I'll have to start saving again as money is a bit tight these days.
Let me finish up by saying thank you to everyone who takes the time to write reports (especially Angus Magee) as they inspired me to take this leap into the P4P World. My eyes have been opened and I'll certainly be back.
SuppenHuhn
09-11-10, 19:56
@Banner123
Thank you for you report.
I read that Jenna still works in Artemis and I hope to see her the next days. In oppostite to you I like her face very much. You are right that she uses much makeup but I like it.
Another lovely girl I met last time in Artemis was Priscilla (I think her accent was from Germany). I was lying on the couch nearby wellness and she was talking with another man. I have had not the best feeeling about her service but I like her body. Does anybody knows her and her service?
See you,
Suppenhuhn
Charlie 123
09-11-10, 23:10
Two more days and then I am in the Big-A! Anyone else who will be there on Monday or Tuesday?Tuesday - pm me if you want to meet.
Charlie
Wednesday
This report is a direct follow on from my
After a couple of refusals I got talking with Liz – loads of piercings, not sure of nationality. We headed upstairs and I had a lot of fun. An awesome BBBJ that I had to keep interrupting to keep from finishing early and after a handful of positions a mind blowing orgasm in doggie. We had a little chat afterwards then headed back to the money locker for payment. Great girl.
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Totally agree, she is german, from berlin.
The fact that you are giving names that don't click me nothing makes me think we have very different tastes (but Liz goes against this theory) or that there is really a lot of girls we both have to test, which is good!
Thx for the report!
Traveller Uk
09-13-10, 14:48
An early flight saw me arrive at Artemis at 11. 30 am. As I paid I noticed that there was another Englishman in reception. Unusual in my experience. I hear quite alot of English spoken at Artemis but normally because this is a lingua franca of the different nationalities. This was the first chap from Blighty that I had actually seen in the place.
It was a quiet start, the ladies sharking around looking for new blood. I got chatting to the the new guy, who was friendly. I briefed him on dos and donts and the "must dos" and the "avoids".
I had arrived with a determination to be targetted in my approach, using reviews to pick the right ladies. I was also in a brunette kind of mood.
So my first punt as a blonde who jumped me in the downstairs kino! Melissa, I think. OK in a slightly horsey sort of way. It was dark in the kino and she does have a nice bod. Quick blow job in the kino and off to a room to finish off. Good fun, nothing inspiring. Back to the plan.
I hung about in one my usual spots, the top of the stairs at the entrance to the bar. I spot the girls that are arriving and look at those that are coming down from the rooms. I try and read the body language, was a good time had by all?
On my last visit I had spotted a lovely Czech brunette, hair tied in a pony tail that ran down to the small of her back. Cute with big brown eyes. Mia, I think was her name. I didn't try her then but decided now was the time. Up to a room, nice KWT and DATY, a number of positions were accomodated. Afterwards we had a nice chat about her experience in London. She tends to work the place with a focus, friendly but she doesn't engage in chit chat if she knows you are not going to indulge.
It was time for dinner. Todays offering was excellent. Pork in a sauce, mash potatoes and cauliflower.
The place was still quiet into the early evening, one of the girls noted that they were "waiting for the italian planes to arrive". I asked if this was good or bad. "Both" she said with a bit of a grimace. Sure enough, the Italians did arrive and the place got noisier and busier.
I had spotted a beautiful brunette with big brown eyes and long wavy hair. A Greek as it turned out, can't remember her name, but her service was good, although no KWT.
I chatted the to the other English guy. He was experiencing a familiar dilemma. He had a plane to catch, wanted to see one last girl but had a number of options and couldn't make up his mind and the time was passing by. Been there, done that.
I finished with Ruby. A very busty, pretty Hungarian, wearing a black basque that enhanced her figure. In the room Ruby lectured me about not coming in mouth if I didn't was to pay "come in mouth, you pay, OK?! ". I asked her why she was worried? "Italians! " she said. Sorry Italian chums, but you are getting a bad rep with the Artemis girls. My time with Ruby was good, she is a lovely girl, although a little to assertive for my tastes.
It was 10pm, I was tired as so changed and walked to the IBIS Mitte for a good nights sleep.
Sundays I particularly like at Artemis. You get an older client group who are mostly local and seem to know many of the ladies. The ladies seem more chilled out and willing to chat. I had breakfast and sat in the kino until Shiva walked in. A small Czech lady with an impressive bust. She has long dark hair and I guess what some would call a Gypsy look. Last time she had accused me of "only liking blondes". I decided to prove her wrong. A wild time was had, Shiva is happy with most things and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Then an hour or so in the downstairs bar, reading with a cup of coffee. I saw something fly past my face and I made a grab. For once I caught the insect and in my hand was a squashed mosquito. I have complained of insect bites before but this was the first time I have had evidence. I think that they come in through the open side door. They must breed by the railway line as they do in London. I now have 6 bites on my legs. Be warned.
I had spotted a very pretty oriental girl, young and petite. She seemed quite shy as she wouldn't make eye contact. Today I approached her directly. I asked her name, "Moona" she replied sullenly, still not making eye contact. I asked how she was, "Fine" she replied sullenly, still not making eye contact. I gave up at that point. I am afraid that Moona isn't shy but she is rude. I would be interested to hear if anybody has had experience of her. Her attitude in the bar did not bode well for a good performance in a room
A quick swim and time for some fun. Having read the reviews of Natasha and spotted her yesterday I was happy to see that the lady had arrived by mid afternoon. Like Kimino I enjoyed an hour of her geisha-like attention. Fantastic, I honestly thought that I could offer no more and afterwards sat in the upstairs bar feeling somewhat stunned. After half an hour I spotted Shelby on the other side of the bar. Huge breasts restrained in a net top, cute face, long brown hair with ginger high-lights. I felt a stirring, walked over and away we went. Shelby is a marvel, young and gorgeous but with a full on service. I was very happy as she revived my flagging body and coaxed one last effort from me. Shelby is to be recommended.
At 6 I left for my flight home. I had told Shelby that I had been at Artemis all weekend, she laughed and said that I must like it alot. I replied that I did. She then said, "For men with money it is Paradise". How true.
Wicked Fire
09-13-10, 17:54
Tuesday - pm me if you want to meet.
CharlieHey man,
Greetings from Artemis! I don't have PM access. :( But I will be there the whole day. Try finding an Indian guy who wears a towel instead of a bathrobe.
See you tomorrow.
Angus Magee
09-13-10, 20:30
thanks for the report traveller uk. i wonder if the greek girl you mention was rosie? she has a beauty mark on her face and as you mention, long dark hair and a very pleasing over all figure. she is actually bulgarian i think but does have at least one greek parent, has lived in greece and speaks the language fluently. so i guess she can call herself greek if she feels to. i had a few sessions with her both at artemis and at a bordello i used to visit some years back. her sessions are good but i found her energy to be too strong for me. that is she seemed to have one speed, full speed ahead. i often prefer my sessions with a bit of a slower pace. but an excellent session.
shiva was one of my first at artemis and she is a great girl. i do think she is one of those girls who actually enjoys herself if the man is to her taste. and she is quite a horny girl who, as you mention, is open to all.
anyway, will post this in the rof d thread,
am
Nille Copenhagen
09-13-10, 21:12
Hey man,
Greetings from Artemis!
See you tomorrow.Hejsa Wicked Fire, I was planning to be at Artemis tonight, but my car is at the garage now, I hope they can finish it tomorrow noon then I'll race to Artemis from Copenhagen. I don't know yet when I'm arriving, but I'll stay until 5am :) When are you leaving Artemis tomorrow ?
Vi ses.
Nille
Polar Beer
09-13-10, 23:41
Hello gentlemen!
I came across this forum just a few days ago and have been enjoying reading the various reports, and want to thank you all for your contributions.
So far I had the pleasure of visiting Artemis in June - planning just to go there and ended up with seeing 5 girls, and the experience was so wonderful that I will be returning this week -planning to spend Thursday and Friday there.
Coming from Scandinavia, I am going on there on my own this time, and would really like to meet up with anyone from the forum if anyone is going and would like to meet.
All the best,
PB
Wicked Fire
09-14-10, 05:11
Hejsa Wicked Fire, I was planning to be at Artemis tonight, but my car is at the garage now, I hope they can finish it tomorrow noon then I'll race to Artemis from Copenhagen. I don't know yet when I'm arriving, but I'll stay until 5am :) When are you leaving Artemis tomorrow ?
Vi ses.
NilleTja Nille!
I have an early morning flight to catch on 15th, so I will also be there till 5.
Today I ended up going to sleep at 10 (in the place) and they woke me up at 5 AM. :p That sort of stuff happens after 26 hours of travel. But still was surprised at the number of girls present today (and the quality of them) -- and managed to knock 4 before I passed out.
Nille Copenhagen
09-14-10, 16:56
Tja Nille!
I have an early morning flight to catch on 15th, so I will also be there till 5.
Today I ended up going to sleep at 10 (in the place) and they woke me up at 5 AM. :p That sort of stuff happens after 26 hours of travel. But still was surprised at the number of girls present today (and the quality of them) -- and managed to knock 4 before I passed out.Hi Wicked Fire,
Damn, my car is not ready, so I can not make it today. I hope to see you on the 28th.
Hav det godt.
Nille
I asked her why she was worried? "Italians! " she said. Sorry Italian chums, but you are getting a bad rep with the Artemis girls.
I think we are getting a bad rep in general lately, not only with the Artemis girls, probably the last of the problems. :-)
Is it that bad on weekends? It's quite a long time that I'm not at Artemis on a saturday (or sunday) evening, I'm usually there on weekdays, but I'l be there during a weekend at the end of october.
I don't have problems as I know many of the girls, they know me and in general I learned that many girls know exactly what is going on, who is doing what, how many girls they took etc. etc.
When there's too many italians around playing the assholes and I want to meet a new girl I either speak french or english.
Ciao!
Angus Magee
09-15-10, 11:52
I think we are getting a bad rep in general lately, not only with the Artemis girls, probably the last of the problems. :-)
Hi Kimino,
As I have said before, the Italians are boisterous. Especially when they arrive en-mass. I personally do not mind. The only time it bothers me is in the bio sauna where I generally go for a bit of peace & quiet. In fact anyone talking sort of bothers me. But then I remember times when I myself have had a chat in the sauna (with you I think-so it was your fault, an Italian-see;-))
Let's face it, if all you guys suddenly stopped coming the girls would find something else to moan about. Like the fact that the Italians stopped arriving.
AM
I think we are getting a bad rep in general lately, not only with the Artemis girls, probably the last of the problems. :-)
...
Ciao Kimino, in general and not only with Artemis girls ? What do you mean exactly ?
A friend of mine, who went to Artemis 5-6 times told me that italians have bad rep out there.
I did not much care about it, as more or less, for different reasons that's true in all the world, especially in places for mongers..... but I did not think to read about it even here in ISG...
So probably it means that really a lot of italians went to Artemis and most of them were assholes.
I am the first one, that when I listen a group of italians, even 3-4, I try to leave that place, first of all cause I understand all they say..... and second cause very seldom, in mongers places, no matter where in the world, italians have good rep.
Are you suggesting me to hide to girls I am italian too ? Well probably I will do without doubt, I have only to choose where I am from :D
According to my experience.... at Andiamo in Villach, with 80-90% of italian customers, they obviously have good rep as without italians that place did not get much money. (btw that's the reason I do not like it )
At Mystic, ColA, I never met italians and at Oase and World very little, so it sounds to me a bit strange there are many at Artemis, so far from Italy, but probably too many cheap flights going there.... ( easyjet and ryanair in primis... ).
Angus Magee, so far as you know Artemis very well, in which time you saw much more italians so I can be able to avoid most of them?
During weekend or weekdays ? I'd bet during weekend, so they save days of holidays, but so far as flights are cheaper in weekdays, I do now know...
Thanks
Angus Magee
09-15-10, 12:28
Angus Magee, so far as you know Artemis very well, in which time you saw much more italians so I can be able to avoid most of them?
During weekend or weekdays ? I'd bet during weekend, so they save days of holidays, but so far as flights are cheaper in weekdays, I do now know...
Thanks
I am not sure you can. As far as I know many men from Italy fly up on the cheap, stay the evening until closing time then head back to the airport and fly home. This tends to bring groups of guys from 4-5 to as high as 15-20. This is partly speculation that they are together as a group as Italians do seem to like to party together in Artemis. Unlike Angus (and the esteemed Kimino mostly) who is solo or maybe meeting a one or two forum members. So in the end it is simply a fact of life that Italians like Artemis for obvious reasons plus the fact that they can fly cheaply and do not have to pay a hotel.
But seriously, as a group they are not that bad are they? Noisy, sort of. Boisterous, yep. But I just use it to commiserate with the girls and remind them what a good customer I am. This brings me a little softer lovin' which is what I am after.
Now if a whole contingent of kilted Scots showed up there one day while I was there, then you might hear me howl in protest;-))
AM
Ciao Kimino, in general and not only with Artemis girls ? What do you mean exactly ?
A friend of mine, who went to Artemis 5-6 times told me that italians have bad rep out there.
I did not much care about it, as more or less, for different reasons that's true in all the world, especially in places for mongers..... but I did not think to read about it even here in ISG...
So probably it means that really a lot of italians went to Artemis and most of them were assholes.
I am the first one, that when I listen a group of italians, even 3-4, I try to leave that place, first of all cause I understand all they say..... and second cause very seldom, in mongers places, no matter where in the world, italians have good rep.
Are you suggesting me to hide to girls I am italian too ? Well probably I will do without doubt, I have only to choose where I am from :D
According to my experience.... at Andiamo in Villach, with 80-90% of italian customers, they obviously have good rep as without italians that place did not get much money. (btw that's the reason I do not like it )
At Mystic, ColA, I never met italians and at Oase and World very little, so it sounds to me a bit strange there are many at Artemis, so far from Italy, but probably too many cheap flights going there.... ( easyjet and ryanair in primis... ).
Angus Magee, so far as you know Artemis very well, in which time you saw much more italians so I can be able to avoid most of them?
During weekend or weekdays ? I'd bet during weekend, so they save days of holidays, but so far as flights are cheaper in weekdays, I do now know...
Thanks
Ahaha, just talking in general, what I mean is that Italy in general should wake up a bit (economically, politically, etc. etc.) and that what Artemis girls think is the last of our problems.
As I said before, I had girls at Artemis telling me that italians have bad rep, iranians have bad rep, russians had bad rep and so on.
Still, it only happened to me once, a long time ago, to have a girl tell me she didn't want to come with me because she was pissed off by italians, couldn't believe that, but it only lasted a minute or so :-)
Bottom line the problem is not with the girls having prejudices or something, it's just that if you happen in an evening where there are many groups of people coming in (italians, russians, or whatever) some will easily make too much noise and get the girls nervous.
Ciao!
Nille Copenhagen
09-15-10, 12:37
During weekend or weekdays ? I'd bet during weekend, so they save days of holidays, but so far as flights are cheaper in weekdays, I do now know...
ThanksCiao All,
I like Italian guys esp. From Milan area.
I guess generally if people come as a group of 10-20, they'll make some noise and if they are younger and have less respect for the girls and other guests they get a bad rap., no matter if you are Italians, Asian, Turks, Arabs, Brits or Americans.
I've heard girls from Oase complain about Americans as well.
True, It was a Friday. I talked to an Italian guy, who came in a group to Artemis, he a got cheap flights, stayed/slept at Artemis until 5AM and took an early flight home, no need for hotels.
Nille
boisterous
Had to look that up...
Yesss that's the word!!!!!! :-)
Bring up the Scots!
Ciao
Nille Copenhagen
09-15-10, 12:45
Now if a whole contingent of kilted Scots showed up there one day while I was there, then you might hear me howl in protest;-))
AMHehe, I'll like to see that, we need more cheap flights from Scotland,
I'm also curious to see that is under the kilt.
Nille
Angus Magee
09-15-10, 12:52
Bring up the Scots!
Be careful what you wish for my Italian friend. Us Scots are fearsome and our weapons are big, and hairy. We take no prisoners and the women swoon before us.
AM
Every man dies. Not every man really lives
Nille Copenhagen
09-15-10, 13:08
Be careful what you wish for my Italian friend. Us Scots are fearsome and our weapons are big, and hairy. We take no prisoners and the women swoon before us.
AMMel Gibson is from Australia.
Sean Connery would be the man, from Highlander movies.
Nille
Ahaha, just talking in general, what I mean is that Italy in general should wake up a bit (economically, politically, etc. etc.) and that what Artemis girls think is the last of our problems...
Definetely yes, I agree, we should wake up asap, looking forward to that and also to stop to be....so provincial as we often are....
...Still, it only happened to me once, a long time ago, to have a girl tell me she didn't want to come with me because she was pissed off by italians, couldn't believe that, but it only lasted a minute or so :-) ...
I know that, it is nice, to meet a girl who has bad rep about us and to make her change her opinion :)
... Every man dies. Not every man really lives...
Braveheart one of the best movies I ever seen !
Something more.... not to forgive italians, but despite what happens in German, Austria, Spain.... where prostitution is legal, in Italy it is not, so even if there are pros in private flat, here you all the time have the feeling you can be fined by police, so when you end to be in a place as FKK, if you are italian, you end to behave as a child in Dysneyworld, cause to be in a place full of gorgeous naked girls is something we cannot experience at home...even less for 50 euro-30 minutes....
Said that, many times when I was in Prague or in Bratislava and I was approached by italians in disco or bars, I answered in czech or slovak language, cause I really try to avoid italians outside Italy and for many reasons....
Maybe cause the grass in the neighboor's garden looks like greener, but I had the feeling that italians, outside Italy, they are the less polite foreigners, that they do not have idea how to behave well.... that they have to make clear they are italians, for example for the fact that often they speak only italian language....
That's the main reason why almost all the time I love to travel alone or with only one buddy that I know well....
Nille Copenhagen
09-15-10, 15:17
Said that, many times when I was in Prague or in Bratislava and I was approached by italians in disco or bars, I answered in czech or slovak language, cause I really try to avoid italians outside Italy and for many reasons....
That's the main reason why almost all the time I love to travel alone or with only one buddy that I know well....Funny that you Italian guys pretend to not to be Italian and avoid other Italians, can't be worse than Romanian girls pretending to be fake Italians.
So Italian girls have a better reputation than Italian guys, LOL.
Nille
Dear fellow travellers;
Last week I was in Artemis once again with a friend of mine to indulge in something that I love, namely meeting escort women.
This was not my first time at this lovely establishment so if you want to read about how the place looks, huw much the entry is and so forth please check their webpage.
DAY 1
We arrived around 20:00 the first day, still exhausted from the plane trip I decided to skip a workout session that day and go straight for some female action.
After sizing up the women for a hour or so I saw a gorgeous dark haired woman from the Czech Republic with a tattoo on her arm (later on I was learned that her name was Shelby) and I asked my friend to go get her for me.
After chatting in the sofa and making out for 15 minutes I willingly followed her up to a room. After deep tongue kissing she gave me nice, slow and loving blowjob. It was all right in every way but still not nearly enough to make me cum. I returned the favor and got down on her for 10 minutes, after that she pleeded me to drill her so I did for 40 minutes or so. The look she gave me while I was trying to get all of my dick in her was so damn beautiful and I think that was what toom me over the edge too. I came in the condom and thanked for me and headed back downstairs for some chatting with my friend regarding my experience.
My friend hesitated no more and decided to go with a black girl named Dara from Brazil(can be seen on their webpage). The experience in his mind was awesome and she made him come like crazy.
Both of us were satisfied but still ready for more so after I had talked to a Brazilian beauty from Rio(can't remember her name) for 30 minutes I chose a girl for my friend, a woman from Slovakia, brown hair, maybe 160cm short and big natural breasts.
All 4 of us decided to go to the same room and well there we all fucked for 20 minutes, until my friend got enough because his girl was not at all pleasing and her pussy was not tight(at least not in his opinion) She was money hungry too and not friendly at all afterwards, too bad I can not remember her name so that you cold skip her if you go to Artemis. I stayed in the room for at least 20 minutes more, fucking the girl from Rio. She could not make me cum and I got tired of fucking her since she could only take in half of my penis without getting hurt. We still changed phone numbers since she wanted me to visit her house in Stuttgart. She keeps calling like crazy.
I went downstairs and talked about the experience with my friend. After maybe 90 minutes or so, the clock was already 4 in the morning, we decided to go downstairs. In the stairs I meet up with a tall skinny girl from Bulgaria with a piercing in her mouth. Pardon me for not being able to remember names, I know that this is my weekness, both in social life and the business life.
She teased me with some hardcore fucking and rough sex, which I love with the right person, and she dragged me into the room just by the movie theater and well there she gave me the best bblowjob on my trip. Rough, delicate and at the same time deep and exciting. Since I never am able to come from a blowjob I just enjoyed the moment anyway for about 10 minutes until I got enough and let her ride my monster. She sat on her heels while she was able to take the whole penis in her! Finally I had found a girl that could use her pussy muscles in a proper manor. After enjoying the view for 5 minutes I tossed her over and took her in a hardcore manor in doggystyle. The girl was so skinny and ripped and her ass was a perfect sight from behind as I was drilling her. Even from the back she could swallow all of my penis with her pussy and that combined with the view and her lusting in eyes in the mirror combined with the animal like screaming she made me come like crazy.
My friend was sitting in the cinema just next to the room and he thought that it was a very enjoyable show to listen to. He was also ready for one more session so he went with the black girl, Dara, that made him cum the first time and he pumped her like crazy until he exploded one more time with her. Dara is the best black girl for sure in Artemis and if you have a fetish for dakr meat my friend really can recommend her since she is a pro in every way.
DAY 2
Me and my friend had been drinking prior to our visit at a restaurant with good Italian food so this day we were really in a good mood, we arrived around 8-9 o'clock and decided to go for the pool area at first, well there I got ambushed by beautiful girls, rather quickly I went with the first one, A Romanian girl, tall blond with perfect tits, I can't remember the name but she has been mentioned in the thread. She tougne kissed me like crazy and talked about my lovely face before she went down for some cock sucking. She was alright at that and after enjoying it for about 5 minutes she started riding the cock. After 2-3 minutes I turned her over for a reverse cowgirl, she moaned like crazy as I was pumping her with my penis. I came rather quickly, can't still decide if this was because I had not ejaculated that day or if she was good.
I went back to the pool and my friend had started to talk to a German girl (half Turkish) with gorgeous face and large breasts and a tattoo over her pussy.
He quickly went to a room with her, fucked for 25 minutes but no ejaculation. She was not that tight in her pussy and her ass was too soft and unmuscular in his taste. But a perfect face still made him a happy paying customer.
We decided to leave the slow pool area and went for the bar upstairs, ordered a lot of drinks and after a while I decided to really go for the win, I took two girls to the room. Two Russian girls that had been stalking me since last day, one of them not at al pleasant looking, she was totally artificial with HUGE silicone tits and HUGE botox lips. You can't miss her if you go there and she is working. The other girl is called Gatitza or Galitza, she can be found
On the webpage. A small dark haired girl, really sweet with a tight body. They both teased me and were a bit cocky at the same time. This made me want to punish them with my monster so we went downstairs
To a room. Just like every Russian girl I have ever fucked the we were much business first. They wanted money for letting my friend watch, they wanted 50 euro extra to lick eacch other and they kept pushing me while they one of them were sucking my cock,
While one of them were riding me and so on. This really put me off so I let them both blow me, very medioker blowjobs, the blond girl with huge lips rode me for 5 minutes, then the better looking brunette reverse cow girl'd me, the I fucked the brunette from behind and finished with the blond silicone ***** in a missionary position.
Neither one of them could make me come so I faked an orgasm after 20 minutes and gave them 60 euro each. Lousy fuck!
Met up with my friend in the bar and he just shook his head about me leaving with the Russian girls. He was talking to a black 19 year old girl from Ghana with HUGE silicone tits. He went to the room with her and had ok sex with her and he came on her. He was probably warmed up by the Turkish girl before
I started talking to a girl that has beeen mentioned many times in this thread. A sexual vixen, an erotic nymph that is amazing in every way. Her name is Natasha. She has a blond and black haired wig. After talking to a couple of gents during my stay in Artemis everybody agreed that this is the girl you have to have sex with! She truly is an experience out of this world.
I hesitated for a while when she told me she was from St. Petersburg but since she wasn't talking to the other Russian bitches and shee was recommended by the people I saw there regurarly during my 3 day visit I decided to go with her.
In the room she explained her meny slow and sexy, started deep toungue kissing me, then blowing me and giving me dirty looks. Everything about this woman is erotic so don't miss out on her if you go to Artemis! She then rode my cock and watched my penis drill her in the mirror, she used no lubricant and was a delight to fuck. Her pussy was truly magic.
After 10 minutes or so she wanted me to lie on top of her so that I could kiss at the same time, after about 5 minutes of slow love making/fucking in missionary position she MADE ME CUM! In the missionary position! Unfuckingbelievable!
An experience I still rank as the top one on my trip, she is not the most surgically enhanced, picture perfect, fetish looking girl you will find in there but everything she does and how she does it makes a true pro in every sense. Thank you Natasha.
I went back to the bar and my friend was talking to yet another black girl, he is crazy about the chocolate ladies. His girl was unattractive to me so I gave her no attention. All I can remember from her is that she was around 25 years old, was from Rio and had white underwear. She did not make my friend ejaculate.
I relaxed in the sofa by myself, a girl that had beeen really nagging me during my first day and even the second day forced her way to sit next to me. It is almost a shame that I don't remember hername since she sat with me in the sofas for at least 3 hours during my 3 day stay in Artemis.
She has dark hair to her bottom, she isreally skinny and comes from Romania. 22 years old but looks like 17. The best looking pussy in the place. No tattoos. She got mad at me for not fucking her, I had promised to do so the first day and finally I gave in.
We went to the room, she insisted of making out with me, talking about my attractive appearance, I just wanted to fuck. She blew me, it was alright, then I fucked her in all various positions. This girl was a real screamer, when I pumped her from the back she really sounded and looked like she was going to crumble.
Since I couldn't come after 45 minutes of fucking and 10 minutes of sucking I ended the session and gave her 60 Euros.
DAY 3
We started the day by training in the gym, a lot of the girls came and watched my friend and me and the guard crew as we got pumped our muscles in the gym. The gym is alright and you can do all muscle groups pretty ok. Just to let youk know if there are some other gym buffs out there
After we had gotten our pumped muscles in order we went to the bar and my friend was nagging me about this dark haired woman(called Ruby on the webpage) he had seen the night before. Besides liking black girls he is crazy about women with biiiig boobs.
If anyone out there knows a huge breasted blond girl in her late 30's from Hungary that use to work in Artemis, please drop her name to me and he would be very happy to get in touch with her again.
He went with Ruby to a room and quickly returned, a pleased customer. So pleased that he wanted to go again with her later that night.
I finally saw a girl that I had had my eyes on from day one. The problem was that she was always busy. The girl was from Slovakia, had two pigtails and platinum blond hair and couple of tattoos. Very tanned skin and perfect tits. I told my friend to go get her and she came after a while. She thought that I had rejected her from day one and was playing some mind game with her since
I didn't approach her although she said she had clearly giving me chances and invitations to do so. I apologized for that and we talked in the sofa for 20 minutes. She was actually really pleasant to talk to and drop dead gorgeous. Even if the Pamela Anderson look really isn't my fetish.
She had talked to her best friend Shelby(my first fuck on day one) about me and how I was, how I kissed and Shelby had given her all of the juicy details, including close details about my huge ANACONDA(an expression I heard regarding my penis from a couple of the girls working there) penis.
We then decided to go the room, we tongue kissed for 10 minutes, then she blew me and after that I started fucking her in all positions. She was complaining about my penis all the time, calling it a kurva big anaconda penis on numerous occasions and after 35 minutes or so I faked an orgasm and decided to pay her the euros she had worked for.
I get really damn frustrated when the girls really can't please all of me. The one's that can really separates the pros from the hoes.
When I got back to the bar my friend was gone so I started to talk to a nice American gentleman called R, he knew all of the girls, all of the other FKK's in Germany and this website and also a website alled angus mcgee or something like that. We talked about our experiences with the girls and he gave me very good tips. My friend went with yet another black girl, some tight assed girl with a blond curly wig. She could not make her cum. Waste of money.
I was still chatting with are and started to get too distracted to the girls so I decided to make a push for it, there was a brunette girl that had been flirting with me for quite some time, he said that she would be a VERY GOOD PICK so I went with her. Her name was Laetizia and was from Thessaloniki.
This woman was so sweet. 29 years old. Gorgeous face, the pictures on the webpage don't make her justice. She looks like Catherine Zeta Jones in the face. We talked for at least one hour before we went to the sofa and started making out. Made out for a hour or so. She dragged me up to room after that, wet and horny as hell. We made deep passionate love mixed with hardcore fucking for 2 and a half hours, in eery way imaginable. She was sweating like a pig and so was I.
Decided to break it up and went downstairs to look for my friend, He was disappointed about his last negro woman he had sex with so he took the girl from day one, Dara and went with her to get his last orgasm. The clock was around 4:15 and I felt that one more sex session was in order(even though I had just been marathon fucking). My girl from Greece came back and just wanted to be close and hug. She is so sweet and gentle, the best GFE you can have.
My dick got hard again so we went up for the last half hour, we went at it like teenagers and she was truly my favourite girl ever when it comes to GFE in a brothel. Stay away from her guys since I want her to myself))
She got really sad when I left and she sheeded some tears as I was asked to leave for the 345 time and then my clock was around 5:15 in the morning.
So there you have it folks, I hope that you liked this resume of my trip and if you have any questions please post them in this thread. I am going back next month for some more Artemis! CIAO
Funny that you Italian guys pretend to not to be Italian and avoid other Italians, can't be worse than Romanian girls pretending to be fake Italians.
So Italian girls have a better reputation than Italian guys, LOL.
Nille
Do not generalize please, I spoke only about myself and I did not do this all the times and with all italians I met, but even the fact I did sometimes, it speaks a lot, again my opinion is one between 60 millions people different opinion...
For example, it is very easy to understand Kimino is different from the common italians you find outside Italy, indeed I will be happy to meet him at Artemis and to share infos with him.
Even more, I never hide I am italian with non italian persons, what I said, if you read correctly, I hide with some italians, not with germans, austria, spanish, french.... people !
indeed I will be happy to meet him at Artemis and to share infos with him.
we will definitely do that!
:-)
Ciao All,
I like Italian guys esp. From Milan area.
I guess generally if people come as a group of 10-20, they'll make some noise and if they are younger and have less respect for the girls and other guests they get a bad rap., no matter if you are Italians, Asian, Turks, Arabs, Brits or Americans.
I've heard girls from Oase complain about Americans as well.
True, It was a Friday. I talked to an Italian guy, who came in a group to Artemis, he a got cheap flights, stayed/slept at Artemis until 5AM and took an early flight home, no need for hotels.
Nille
I usually take an early flight back home too.
Never come in for just one day but usually I don't get the hotel on my last day of stay. So I leave Artemis around 4/5, taxi to Tegel and fly away.
I definitely did that also on friday...
And I definitely did talk with various people from the north (but much more east than Copenhagen) on my 3 day stay.
:-)
Traveller Uk
09-15-10, 22:48
The huge breasted Hungarian blonde I think is Clarissa who left a few months ago. She told me that she would be away for many weeks. I too very much hope that she will return.
Ciao Lukasek, I read that you where asking info about Paradise (Stuttgart), have you been there lately? How does it compare to Artemis?
I've been at Paradise maybe one year ago, and I kind of liked it. Had fun, nice girls. Maybe missed the pool and some relax area like at Artemis but still a nice place.
Some girls at Artemis told me Paradise has become a bad place, that girls are very pushy, etc.
Anyone else?
That's an OT, isn't it?
Ciao
Ciao Lukasek, I read that you where asking info about Paradise (Stuttgart), have you been there lately? How does it compare to Artemis?...
Bon jour Kiminò ;)
I never been in both place, but in Mystic in Salzburg I spoke with a guy from Munchen who said Paradise is really good, so when I asked him why on sunday he went to Mystic, he answered just to try something different cause he knew very well every girls of Paradise.
The report of Euro100 is very positive and it looks nice if you take a 360 degree tour, probably it worth to be seen much more than ColA....
End OT ;)
The huge breasted Hungarian blonde I think is Clarissa who left a few months ago. She told me that she would be away for many weeks. I too very much hope that she will return.I thank you a lot for that info traveller UK. You are a golden god! :)
Really hope that she will be working for my oktoberfest in Artemis so that I can screw her first and tease my friend about it when I get back haha.
He had a session with her in December last year but he could only manage to let her suck his dick for 13 minutes before he squirted like a teenage boy so he missed out on some pussy action. It is still haunting him that he didn't try out her pussy.
Have you had sex with her? How was the experience?
Angus Magee
09-16-10, 16:44
A new Walk With Angus gentlemen. This walk takes us on the Souther Approach, from Halensee and was followed by my Wednesday visit. Report to follow in some hours or tomorrow. I am rather tired.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=438
AM
Traveller Uk
09-16-10, 17:35
Nice work Angus, we will make a Pierre Woodman of you yet.
I have indeed enjoyed the company of Clarissa on a number of occasions and had a great time with her. Lets hope that she will return in the Autumn.
Nice work Angus, we will make a Pierre Woodman of you yet.
Or an Andrew Blake!
I used to love his movies.
Well, maybe "love" is kind of strong but I did like the style.
Ciao
Nille Copenhagen
09-16-10, 23:25
Or an Andrew Blake!
I used to love his movies.
Well, maybe "love" is kind of strong but I did like the style.
CiaoTalking about Andrew Blake, it reminds me of the girls in he movies, they always wear tall "glass" heals pumps(stripper shoes).
I was so amazed by those shoes at that time that I called them "Andrew Blake shoes" and I purchased them as presents for my girl friends.
And my girl friends were happy to wear them while we had sex.
Nowadays almost every girls in the FKKs wear them, I still like it though. Now I'm just more focus on their tits and asses than their shoes
Nille
Angus Magee
09-17-10, 08:04
Nice work Angus, we will make a Pierre Woodman of you yet..
Damn, I rather fancy myself the Federico Fellini of bordello approaches. Note the shaky camera work, the way he seems to ignore the framing, the post-modern referencing to Allen referencing Fellini in the Autobahn drive by....
;)
But I do like making them. I need a steady cam (working on it) and a wind sock for those windy days. Next up? Liberty.
AM
Angus Magee
09-17-10, 11:56
Talking about Andrew Blake....
I liked his early films. Then it got all a bit to fantasy, soft focus for me. I sort of like my porn in the more realistic style. If realism and porn can even be mentioned in the same sentence.
His early film "Secrets" had some hot scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100570/
It was in this film I experienced my first ever porn crush. On Zara Whites a Dutch actress. Seems she is still in the biz though she has to be pushing 40 by now.
http://www.zarawhitexxx.com/
And an early, not terribly good photo of her.
Nille Copenhagen
09-17-10, 12:33
I liked his early films. Then it got all a bit to fantasy, soft focus for me. I sort of like my porn in the more realistic style. If realism and porn can even be mentioned in the same sentence.
His early film "Secrets" had some hot scenes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100570/
It was in this film I experienced my first ever porn crush. On Zara Whites a Dutch actress. Seems she is still in the biz though she has to be pushing 40 by now.
http://www.zarawhitexxx.com/
And an early, not terribly good photo of her.Well my favorites AB movies are
Hidden Obsessions
House of Dreams
Night Trips I & II
I agree that Zara Whites was hot (If she was at Bernds now, I'll do her), I just liked Anita Blond more.
Nille
Traveller Uk
09-17-10, 23:02
Cinema verite on the streets of Berlin?
Blair Witch Project stylee as our hero battles to gain access to the safety and comfort of Artemis .... the huntress; the implications of which is the basis for the next film .... in 3D with scratch n' sniff
Angus Magee
09-19-10, 10:28
A mid week Artemis visit used to be a rarity for me. I was the weekend warrior and Saturday evening, my Elysium. Everything changes. As faithful readers who follow my post no doubt realize, the past months have brought big changes to the life of this monger. While details are sketchy (purposely so) I can assure you that Angus has found himself questioning the very basis of his existence of late. I notice that my desire to write the same review over and over, where the only thing different are the names of the players involved, diminishes. What takes its’ place is the desire to write more of the motivation I have for being there and my own ways of enjoying the time I spend at the clubs. I have no real idea if this is of any interest to anyone. We all go for our reasons and search for the experiences we crave. Mine are simply a little different. They are also getting a wee bit more personal and I am reluctant to sometimes say what is really going on, and sometimes I am not even sure of this myself. Read this report in the spirit in which it is written, the uncertainty of a wayward son.
I arrived this day, Dessous Tag, at more or less 16:00 on the dot. I had been in contact with Toscana, Charlie and Rocketboy. All said they were to be in attendance but it was Toscana who I ran into immediately upon arrival. We met as I went to change and were soon sitting on one of the upper sofas surveying the late afternoon scene. My many past visits to Artemis have almost always been as a solitary monger. I have spent long hours in the club simply watching the goings on with, of course, the occasional chat with a girl and subsequent visits to the rooms upstairs for sex. Today I was in fact looking forward to a girl or two, but I was also interested in meeting Toscana, Charlie & RB. Not too interested though as I quickly spotted a favorite and after a brief chat with Toscana off I went in pursuit.
A long sofa chat and a vigorous half hour in the room later I met again with Toscana and off we went to the dining room. Diner tonight was within acceptable limits for me. After my last visit I was really wondering if the Artemis kitchen had tanked. Tonight was roast pork with gravy, potatoes & sauerkraut. While i question the wisdom of sauerkraut before another round of sex, I chowed down regardless.
After diner Toscana & I sat, more talk, until finally sometime after 19:00 RB showed his face. Now incase you think this evening was to be all about the talk, we were at the same time checking the ladies. A few stopped by, as I remember, but not many. Again I am struck by how useful it is to have a few male buddies present at a club. It really keeps you focused a bit and I am sure the ladies notice. This shifts the dynamic a bit to where you are not quite so available, this makes you a more interesting target for them. The feminine wants your attention. Deny it (and sorry you can not fake this denial, they know) a little and you become a challenge to their femininity. This translates to a weeding out of the girls are not confident enough to turn on their feminine love light. You may well still encounter them, but they will not be nearly so aggressive.
This was the atmosphere in which we spoke. The girls were circling but not many were approaching. With RB’s arrival there was also something else on Angus’ agenda. Just what this something else was I will not say. It has to do with the blog though and could well help with my delving deeper into the world of which I write. With RB’s help the evening became an even bigger success. Many, many thanks for this RB.
What of the never ending hunt for pussy though? The reason we are all here unless I miss my guess. I did make the occasional rounds and contact with the ladies was easy. I spent some time chatting with Carman, from my last visit, by the stairs. She almost persuaded me to show her just how much I had missed her but in the end I was more interested in a session with my favorite Artemis beauty. Regular readers will know of whom I speak. She was occupied though. We made eye contact at the bar once while she was chatting up another gent. So I cooled my heels.
It was quite late when I finally ran into my interest at the base of the staircase, just outside the kino. A chat on the platform bed and then up to the room for one of the best sessions I had ever had with this particular girl. Maybe absence made the heart grow fonder or maybe it was something in the food. Whatever the case this session was one for the record books. My sessions with this girl have not always been spectacular sex. I like her though and for this I am willing to pay the price of admission. This evening's session was as if we had never sessioned before and I suddenly remembered why I had taken her to the room twice on the evening we first met. The chemistry was there and the bed rocked.
This was to be about it for me for the evening. I waited in the bar until RB & Toscana appeared. Charlie, who had finally shown, had again left without us ever really getting the chance to chat and it was time to go. RB and I had a struggle getting home as a UBahn was shutting down and we ended up with a bit of a walk before saying so long and heading to our respective flats.
One final note, a couple of weeks back I mentioned the Artemis 5th year party and how I would be willing to attend if guest listed. With input from RB this task was accomplished. I am on the guest list (as is RB I believe) and my next Artemis report will be of this event.
Thanks for reading and check out the new Walk With Angus post on the blog.
AM
Nille Copenhagen
09-19-10, 12:38
With RB’s arrival there was also something else on Angus’ agenda. Just what this something else was I will not say. It has to do with the blog though and could well help with my delving deeper into the world of which I write. With RB’s help the evening became an even bigger success. Many, many thanks for this RB.
AMHey AM,
I'm glad you was able to come on the guest list and maybe have meet the owner.
See you at the party in 10 days.
Nille
Thanks for posting the report Angus. I am surprised that mongering is more often than not such a solitary sport for you.
I normally travel with a crew and I do find that this dynamic is very helpful when encountering the girls
and also helpful when hanging out in a club for a long period of time.
Anyway, a great report and I have added it to the ROD section.
CD
Traveller Uk
09-19-10, 15:51
Its an interesting one - to monger in company or not.
My weekend trips to Artemis have always been alone and I like the solitary existence, time for reflection, catch up on reading and generally chill.
However chatting to the English guy that I bumped into during my last visit was fun, we were able to share thoughts and experience, something I havent done before. Nobody in my life knows that I go to Artemis, so being able to talk freely about things was a good experience.
It would be good to meet some of the other ISG members at Artemis. For info my next trip will be on 31 October and 1 November.
Angus Magee
09-19-10, 16:25
Thanks for posting the report Angus. I am surprised that mongering is more often than not such a solitary sport for you.
I normally travel with a crew and I do find that this dynamic is very helpful when encountering the girls
and also helpful when hanging out in a club for a long period of time.
Anyway, a great report and I have added it to the ROD section.
CD
This may also have to do with me always having been a solitary person. I have never much like tem spor tand been happier when alone with myself or a good book. It is part of my nature that I still value. Nice though that i have gotten to the point when having companions in a club is seen b me as a positive. I think either way is fine. But not being able to see the benefit of both was sort of a handicap for me.
AM
It would be good to meet some of the other ISG members at Artemis. For info my next trip will be on 31 October and 1 November.
Present! I'll be there from the 28.
On the 31 I'll stay at A until the closing time and then fly away in the morning.
It would be nice to meet and chat, if you don't have problems with french canadias, that is :-)
Ciao
Its an interesting one - to monger in company or not.
Generally I like having someone to talk with. I like exchanging opinions on the girls and that sort of thing.
I very often travel alone but every time I get to A I end up knowing new people and very often it's people I like to spend some time together.
Last time I was at A I met a guy from Sweden and we hanged around a lot during my multi day visit.
My 2cents.
Ciao
Traveller Uk
09-19-10, 22:11
Present! I'll be there from the 28.
On the 31 I'll stay at A until the closing time and then fly away in the morning.
It would be nice to meet and chat, if you don't have problems with french canadias, that is :-)
Ciao
Pas de probleme avec les Quebequois :) Lovely place, nice people who have thankfully forgiven us Brits for the Fields of Abraham missunderstanding.
It will be good to meet!
Pas de probleme avec les Quebequois :) Lovely place, nice people who have thankfully forgiven us Brits for the Fields of Abraham missunderstanding.
It will be good to meet!
Great!
Looks like there might be other friends from the forum in those days, 28/31 oct.
We will have fun!!!!
Ciao!
I spent the best part of three days at Artemis last week. It was a pretty good visit to Berlin and I was royally fucked out by the end.
With the five year celebration party coming up one can reflect that the management has done a good job generally with this club. Their biggest advantage has of course been the lack of serious competition in this part of the Berlin market. Nevertheless they got the important things right from the very start. There has always been a good line-up, and they have offered a fair deal for the somewhat higher prices charged (although the food should be improved). Spending a whole day at Artemis, like Palace, even though there is no outside garden, is no hardship. The wet area is the best in the clubs that I have visited, and the main bar area, while being rather smoky at times, is a pleasant enough place to ogle good-looking women who want to fuck me for hours on end, for hours on end. And the place is kept clean. There are few signs of wear and tear after half a decade of heavy usage. Staff has always been very pleasant to me. They even managed to force through a price increase a while back without great protest or loss of business, so something is being done right. They’ve even hooked Angus during this time, and to this day the man keeps on returning.
Three things however irritated me this past visit.
Firstly, the food has declined in quality. The cold breakfast spread is fresh and OK, but anything warm is usually not. In the evening it was mostly rather grim. Overcooked or undercooked, sometimes both on the same plate. Not acceptable, and I told them so when I left.
Secondly, the trend towards non-nakedness marches on. I will accept an elegant belt round the waist, but I want to see the Muschi. Is this too much for a spoilt man to ask? I calculated that around 90 percent of the women wore shifts or other concealers. By the end I was rejecting non-naked women on a point of principle.
Thirdly, much too much silicon! Well over half the girls, and some of them should be suing their surgeons. Sorry, don’t like it, never will.
And finally, not a particular irritation, but the repeated injunction to check with the girls on services before going to the room, because this really is a club where they don’t always do what is absolute standard in Hessen and NRW. This time I had no girl actually refuse kissing – although a couple skived, but two very enticing prospects went a-begging because they refused to contemplate DATY and/or 69. This time more girls were in fact up for anal, (but I wasn’t). One was overwhelmingly enthusiastic, invited me to feel her tight arsehole (it was in fact!), then quoted me EUR 200 extra, special price. This was true. Special. I told her not to be silly, what did she think Little Tosc was, a jackhammer?
I’d tried to prepare myself reasonably well, as I am an irregular visitor. I’d scoured the forums for recommendations and warnings. As usual these were only of limited use as I regularly and rather paranoically squinted short-sightedly at my scrawl in the half-light. I had four on the No, No list, which I could at least remember by heart. I only came across two of them, but that is still something. One was Soledad, whom I didn’t like at all anyway. The second was Kathleen, the blonde object of some conflicting discussion on this board recently. I happen not to agree that she is a great beauty. Too hard and thin a face, although her body, or what I could see of it (Dessous day), did look to be a real cracker, especially those sweet curving breasts and toned legs. I talked with her for a while when she approached, and she did profess to be a kisser, which I wasn’t expecting. But in the end I was not convinced and made my excuses. God, I must have rejected girls about a hundred times over the three days! Anyway, after her rejection by Toscana, the unhappy young lady then proceeded to play the slot machines for about six hours. Must have been onto a better winning streak there.
Of the positives on my list, the oft-mentioned favourites of Jenna, Natasha, Marketa etc. were all around and easily found. Ella was there, but she’s looking her age now. Lithuanian Joy actually recognized me after three years absence (I didn’t remember her, age again, so she cold-shouldered me from then on). Celina was also present, and I was sorely tempted. She must have been at the club since the beginning, but if anything she looks even better now. Fabulous blonde creature whom I’ve done twice before. But talking to her convinced me that she is now a bit jaded.
So who did I fuck?
Wednesday
By the time I bumped into Angus I already had two good sessions under my belt. Two Polish blondes, and I’d just discovered that they had a third pretty blonde friend, so I thought I was going to work through the whole Polish faction that evening. It didn’t work out like that, but these two were good choices and a welcome start.
Sabatina, Krakau, Poland
Around 28
1.68m
Shoulder-length wavy blonde hair
B/C breasts, tuned up fairly discreetly from Bs, why bother?
Pretty face, nice smile, classic Slav looks
Sabatina is a friendly girl. She’s not one of the skinny brigade, but there is no unwelcome fat on her nicely curved body. She is a very good kisser indeed, soft, languorous, stimulating stuff. Her blow job was also very varied, sometimes the top, sometimes deep, licking all along the shaft. Little Tosc was very horny and happy, and struggling to contain himself in 69, especially as Sabatina herself eventually came quite strongly. It was a classic session, cowgirl, missionary with loads more kisses and a crunching finale in doggie.
Her friend Kaja knew not to approach too soon, but she kept smiling over to me whenever they visited the downstairs bar where I was resting up, and in due course she came over. I’d already decided she would be my probable next spin. Turns out the two of them have been on the road together for ages. They’ve been to several other clubs in Germany and Globe in Switzerland and always trawl together. Kaja says they are very successful. They are not bi- but will also offer a duo session. Could be worth the take.
Kaja, Stettin, Poland
Around 30
1.62m, a bit rounder of body, but in good shape
Shoulder-length straight blonde hair
Tuned C breasts, tuned up from Bs, bordering on the OK, but why bother?
Pretty face, nice smile, classic Slav looks
Kaja, like Sabatina, is a wonderful kisser. Her blowjob is well-done but not so varied as her partner’s. Did the job though. DATY was a delight, as she has fleshy pussy lips and a prominent clit, when you can tease it out. She too made it past the post, which she celebrated by nearly pulling my ears off. Sex was gentle, absorbing and nothing extraordinary, but after the usual three or four positions Little Tosc ground it out again, and we were by now very relaaaaxed about the rest of the day.
As usual there was a lot to talk about with Angus, whose life is never short of surprises and twists. It was always a pleasure to pass the time at dinner and afterwards in the main bar. We were only interrupted by a few girls, but when one particular Brazilian came and sat on my lap I had to get my priorities right and bade Angus a temporary farewell.
Tabina (strange name) had already approached me earlier and I was immediately interested, although I’d asked for more recovery time. By now I felt the time might be right.
Tabina, Rio, Brazil
Around 26
Fairly petite, maybe 1.60m
Frizzed black hair down to mid-back
Natural B’s, lovely, darker skin
Her smile gets you, eyes twinkle, promise all sorts of mischief
Tabina hardly let my feet hit the ground in the room. She went for it, gripping my head, planting big kisses on my lips, pushing me back onto the sheets and launched into a fearsome but never rough blow job, which had Little Tosc up and ready astonishingly quickly. All the time laughing mischievously, this was going to be some session. Before I knew it she was riding me, forwards, backwards, up on the haunches, then down again and grinding. I told the guys later I don’t think I’ve fucked so hard for several years, this was a magnificent PSE. I call this kind of session three-dimensional sex, because the bed, the steps leading up to it and the mirror at the back were all in use as she leapt around pulling me after her. She did at least leave the small chair in the corner alone. I’m sure we would have broken it. Anyway, after no more than twenty minutes of this frantic sex, Little Tosc, proud of his third performance of the day, made it a happy end again. Fine stuff.
If you get the chance, go for Tabina. She’s exhausting, but also a good-looker in my book. She loves sex.
In due course Rocketboy0 and, later, Charlie123 both turned up, neither of whom I had met. Both know the club and the girls well, so it was a pleasure to meet them and get their takes on their favourites. Rocketboy has a good grasp of one-liner humour too, which had me laughing a lot at times.
After Tabina I wasn’t up to much for a while, but Charlie was being propositioned by a really good-looking south European brunette called Rosalie, who was selling herself hard. I could tell he was up for it, so I called to her that if her session with him was as good as she was promising, I would be next in line for her. But only if it were good. What do we not do for a newly-won friend? In due course he returned with the news that it had indeed been a good session. Rosalie of course then wasted no time in accosting me to call in the rent. This was rather a problem, as Rocketboy in the meantime had been sizing up a couple of good possibilities for me, so I had a choice to make. OK, I was going to be around a couple more days, and I was sure his mentions were also going to be there as well, so manana, manana, I’ll take Rosalie for a spin. She really looks good.
Rosalie, Greek she says, Moldovan or Bulgarian we think
Around 24
Average height, so about 1.65m
Medium length black straight hair, soft olive skin
Natural B’s, lovely
Absolutely gorgeous big brown eyes and smile to match
Rosalie is a big seller. She does everything, and was trying to sell me a programme of all the goodies, I have a lovely ess-hole, just right for your sex, I am Greek, we know how to do ess-hole sex, extra, but wonderful for you. Reaches under towel, where Little Tosc is already reaching for the stars. Aha, you want ess-hole sex, OK, come we go to room. Wait a minute, wait a minute, do you kiss, do other stuff. Yeees, every theeeng. Come we go. I’m not all that convinced, but I’m kind of committed, and she did alright by Charlie, it’s true. I asked for a quick break for a shower, I would come back. Quick consultation with Rocketboy by the stairs, and he was convinced there was better on offer (“see what you’re missing”, he said afterwards, as we surveyed the throng, with no prospect of a further session). But I was kind of committed, and Rosalie was already grabbing my arm, so I succumbed and it was on up the circular stairway to heaven.
How did the session go? You’re on tenterhooks, I can tell. Answer: it was a big, big disappointment. After Rosalie realised that as a result of her upselling pressure I was not going for an hour, not going for her ess, not going to come in her mouth, not doing anything other than a standard session, she fell pretty silent and just went through the motions. An Optikfick then. She really has a nice, nice body. She skived after a couple of kisses, so I just took over and did what I wanted with her body for as long as it took. Little Tosc was three sessions down, so some hard fucking was called for, if he were to come again, and that’s what he took, a hard drilling in doggie until it was over. To be fair I heard no complaints, Rosalie is made for a good hard fuck. It was in fact a rollicking good climax, so I was not pissed off as we both accompanied her smoking vagina downstairs to the pay lockers. But it just goes to show that a girl can spoil what could be great stuff just by her hard-nosed attitude. EUR 60, OK, fair deal for that price, but no sensation.
Thursday
I wasn’t tired in the morning, but I had a firm plan for the day. And three of the four girls on the agenda I managed to snag on a day where it was sometimes hard to find whom you wanted. The one I never found was Connie, a tallish slim waif of a girl with a great arse. Angus had confirmed that you could do much, much worse than Connie. I might have missed her because she was no longer in her fetching grey chain mail-style wrap of the previous dessous day, and I had admittedly been looking at her arse more than her face.
Vivien, Slovakia
Around 24
Tall, slender, about 1.72m
Long straight brown hair down the back
Natural A’s, lovely
Always went naked, elegant gait
Recommended by Angus, she was a superb session. Mind you, she was struggling to remember Angus when I mentioned that a friend of mine had been with her on several occasions. One does so many men….. The penny dropped finally. “The Soul of Mongering”, why didn’t you say?
Vivien kissed and kissed and kissed, softly, and I was very happy roaming around her slim body for minutes on end. She has a classic sculptured pussy with well defined lines. Olive-skinned dark to the very edge of the lips and then a beautiful pink small opening. I went early for extended 69, which duly swelled this pussy up nicely delivering a bud of a clit and copious juices. Man, was I enjoying this! She duly came after about twenty minutes. Vivien turned round, whispered thanks into my ear, saddled up and then squat rode me for minutes on end until I came to a juddering finish. You know, the one that goes all the way down to the tingling toes. This was a superb start to the day.
It was to get better.
There has been quite some talk on the forums (not just this one) recently about Natasha, her of the strange hair-do, blonde at the front and dark at the back. Or is it the other way round? At any rate she is instantly recognizable with this wig effort. And we had been discussing her the previous day as a superb session not to be missed. Every one said she was from St. Petersburg, Russia, but I wasn’t sure and commented to Rocketboy that I thought I knew her already. I can now confirm that I was right. Mentioned here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=643029&postcount=71
(Interestingly I referred to a report by Msands in this comment, and Msands also did Sabatina that day three years ago on her first arrival at Artemis. My friend, our tastes are far, far too similar, hope I’m too fucked out to care if we ever meet :-) :-) )
Henna-red hair back then, Natasha certainly goes for the wilder hair styles. But three years on she is still working the room brilliantly. And whereas three years ago I found her rather mechanical, this time I discovered that she has improved her sex skills immeasurably too.
Natasha, Belarus
Late 20s
Tall, slender, about 1.70m
The hair
Natural A/B’s, still proud
Always went naked, save an Olympic rings belt, proud elegant gait
Natasha confirmed that she was indeed around then. It’s definitely her. She also stated that she often says she’s from Pete because she gets fed up with men who haven’t a clue that there is a country called Belarus, so it’s simpler that way.
We chatted quite a while at the bar and I then took her off to the room. She wanted a slow programme, so I decided to let her run the show. The show was designed of course to last an hour – surprise, surprise! – but was magnificent. The first half hour she dedicated to a full-on erotic massage. Me on my front, eyes closed, enjoying the sensations as she worked her way down my body. Not kneading, touching. Sometimes the moistness of her light tongue, the drag of her fingernails, or was it her nipples as she ran them across my back? Couldn’t tell, hardly cared. Incredibly erotic as she would suddenly dive with her head between my thighs to lick across the hairs of the base of my scrotum. Wow. Slowly, slowly, slowly. On my front now she worked all the way up from pressing the feet, leaving Little Tosc until last, and then proceeding to deliver a long patient slow-motion blowjob of ever-increasing intensity. Not quite the best-ever blowjob technique (Lena at Oase gets my vote for that) but it was of the finest sort. I knew what she was working up to of course and I duly came in her gorgeous mouth in long spasms just as the hour was finishing. EUR 170 and I hadn’t even fucked her yet. Natasha then wrapped herself around me as we rested on the bed for a few more minutes. Memorable.
Third on my list was also a very strong recommendation from the boys, and also from forum reports, so I had to follow this up.
Jenna, North Germany
Early 30s
Medium height, about 1.65m
Straight long, wavy blonde hair a long way down her back
Enormous DD tuned breasts, just about in tune with her
Chunky but firm body, commendably lean
Wears a shoulder-wrap
Jenna has an unremarkable, fresh, really Germanic looking face, with intelligent eyes. But it’s those enormous shock-absorbers that you look at. We chatted for a while at the bar. Jenna is indeed more intelligent than the average provider, knows what she is offering.
After all the build-up the session didn’t work, and it was probably my fault. However strong the recommendations, if you don’t really fancy the girl’s looks, aren’t bursting to fuck her, you’re likely to be in trouble. And I don’t like huge knockers, especially silis, so my fantasy was indeed not bursting to fuck this girl, even as I roamed about her body, and she deployed her weapons dutifully. It was also my seventh session in two days, it must be said. Anyway, Jenna settled down to a skilful blowjob, which sort of repaired things for a while but twenty minutes into the session we both realised I was struggling. Rather than let the tension and frustration rise I told her I was very happy with her, but wanted to end the session there. Pro that she is she talked for a while and accepted this with good grace.
I was very happy with this day.
Friday
I would only have time for the early shift, so I was through the huge glass doors by 12.00 the following day. I had no real plan. I would go to the downstairs Kino and see what happened. After rejecting several suitors for either not naked / no DATY / too old / didn’t fancy them, Selena happened.
Selena, Romania
About 20
About 1.68m
Straight poorly dyed bottle-blonde hair tied back in a pony-tail, I think
Superb natural C’s that just hovered there magnificently in front of the eyes
Plainish face, lovely firm body
Selena is a live-wire who sells herself well. I was mesmerised by the tits. She confirmed on all the boxes, we went to room nearest the Kino, where she proceeded to renege on almost the whole deal. Ten seconds of kissing, one minute of 69, then rapidly on to a hard, result-oriented blowjob, which I had to break off because she was hurting. Fuck this. I told her to saddle up, fucked her hard in a few positions where I could grope those tits, she is very tight indeed, and then broke the session off, saying I wasn’t going to finish. Why waste a cum on this? The misery reached its zenith as she got pissed off by this rejection and tried to continue with another blow. Nothing doing. Out of room. We were not friends. Don’t recommend her at all. I could tell she was bad mouthing me to her girlie friends all day after that :-). The Kino has its uses, but is definitely a lottery.
Still rather horny I latched quickly onto Marketa, who was on my list of To Do’s, but often busy. It was a good decision.
Marketa, Czech Rep
About 25
Short, around 1.60m
Wavy shoulder-length brown hair with a golden tinge
Lovely natural B’s, nice handful
Very pretty pixie-like face
Marketa is a friendly girl, who does all the standard services honestly and well. If you don’t stick you’re finger into her pussy she’s a happy bunny. Otherwise a girl to get hold of, to kiss, to stroke, to squeeze, to lick and all the other nice things we punters tend to pervert the world with, and she seems to like it all. Says she always does early shift because she doesn’t like late-night drunks who unskilfully stick their grubby fingers up her arsehole. She was quite definite about this. I asked her whether it was OK if I skilfully stuck my grubby fingers up her arsehole, I was totally sober after all. We compromised on a single digit inserted half-way with care. Fair dinkum. Trouble was physical. Marketa is much shorter than me, and it seems that the distance between our respective mouths and genitals was at unusual variance. Now I don’t want to overburden you, even bore you, with a lengthy technical analysis here, but the upshot was that I could hardly reach her pussy with my tongue and she was reduced to lunging after my dick every time it slipped from her luscious lips. A quandary indeed, and we only solved it by switching to side-on mutual gratification. Still with me?
Anyway, this was a delightful session with good mirror visuals and both Little Tosc and I enjoyed Marketa’s company very much, coming very strongly from behind that cute arse.
Most of the rest of the afternoon I spent relaxing, using the various facilities. I felt almost part of the furniture here after three days. I’d also almost exhausted my interest in the first shift too, so I was in no hurry to fuck anyone really.
In the end Natasha joined me in the downstairs Kino and I took her for another spin just before I was due to leave. This time I told her I only had time for half an hour and wanted to fuck her as well. She laughed. But she still went at it slowly. All very relaxing. Gorgeous kissing, she knows how I like them now. Somewhat toothier blowjob this time as she sensed I needed more pushing. We fucked a few positions, she’s not a really special fuck, but the visuals are worth the journey. Off with the condom, and a crunching CIM into that delicious mouth finished off – for a while - this monger’s appetite for sex.
Sounds like you had a great time at one of your fave clubs. Sorry I couldn't join.
So tell me, as a piece of Artemis' furniture, hoes does it feel to have all of those lovely arses sitting on you all day? Must be a great view from below.
I agree with Angus that this report deserves a place on the RoD if only as an example of what an excellently written report looks like. Which should dispel the discussion that pops up every now and them, about whether we should post detailed reports. The answer, as you have shown, is "Yes, by all means, but do it well and don't suffocate us with non-essential fluff that does little to add to the atmosphere or provide usable info."
Angus Magee
09-22-10, 15:32
The answer, as you have shown, is "Yes, by all means, but do it well and don't suffocate us with non-essential fluff that does little to add to the atmosphere or provide usable info."
Agreed! In spades. My problem with detailed reports is that as I get to know better the scene I do see how reports can negatively impact a girl's livelihood. Sure you can argue, as many will, that if a girl gives a bad session she should be exposed. But as I am sure any responsible monger will agree, a bad session takes two. In Toscana's report he manages to report objectively. His disappointments he take responsibility for and still reports the facts. If a report can be written so then I have no problem with as much detail as is offered.
Case in point-I personally would still consider Selena(all thing being equal i.e.if I had the cash) after reading Toscana's report. I too can be mesmerized by a beautiful pair. The negativity of the session was written about in a balanced fashion and were I to book her I would do so with open eyes, as jiggling as they may be.
As I said before, top report Toscana.
AM
Three things however irritated me this past visit.
Scared to death one of the points was going to be "too much italians around". ahaha Just kidding, Great report.
The lingerie thing and the fact that girls dress up a bit more it's for sure an issue.
Personally, I like it a lot, don't know if it's a bit fetsih oriented on my side, maybe, but for sure is something I appeciate alot.
On the other hand, i do understand that it's something very personal and that some might like it while others won't.
"FKK" should mean all naked isn't it.
What I don't like is this attitude of girls upselling. Never happend to me except with Natashe that proposed a one hour session and I was more than happy to accept, but usually I never get girls insisting on this.
200 euros for anal??? She must be crazy.
Thx for the report!
"FKK" should mean all naked isn't it.I'm with Toscana on this one. Nude is good. Any amount of clothing, from sashes to bikinis to lingerie, only serves to hide what I want to see before committing to a room. On more than a few occasions, I've gotten back to the room, only to discover the girl has serious in-grown hairs/acne, stretch marks, scars, and/or other grodiness that become serious boner killers. This is in part why I like Bernds so much. The girls lying around with their legs apart and lightly fingering themselves gets my juices flowing more than any bikini ever could.
200 euros for anal? She must be crazy.I agree that by FKK standards, this is high. But I sometimes remind myself that in the states, hell it's $300 ( 225 Euros) for an hour of half&half with girls of this caliber (and there's always anxiety of LE barging in), and anal is an extra $100 on top of that. By any measure, the FKK girls are a fuckin' deal. Literally.
Toscana knows very well how to write a RoD report.
Memorable, it is still in my memory, the one from Altai mountains ( btw when you will go back to Russia ? )
So thanks even for this one ! ;)
Charlie 123
09-22-10, 21:17
Hi
Many congrats to Toscana on his illuminating and comprehensive account of his 3-day visit to Artemis - it was a pleasure to make his acquaintance last week and an education to have read his report.
My experience with Bulgarian/Greek brunette Rosie (or is it Rosalie?) was somewhat at variance with Toscana's. I had sessioned once before with her a few weeks back and she had been pressuring me since for a repeat. So, when last week she started hustling me to go to the room with her when I was evidently more interested in hanging with the lads, I made sure to secure from her a commitment to a really filthy PSE no-hands BBBJ with full CoF finish, as a condition of abandoning the chaps in mid conversation. She delivered without qualification, with a really slutty blowjob of exactly the type I had envisaged. It was a bonus to discover that she seemed to be getting turned on too, as I discovered when I thrust my hand in her pussy in mid-session to find her soaking wet.
Last week I also went to the room with Polish Hannah, mid-20's, bright bottle-blonde, slim, B cups, pretty. She is often at Artemis but I have never before even spoken to her. She was charming enough, but the session was somewhat uninspiring - decent BBBJ and a quick fuck in mish - standard optifick material. I was happy enough with the session as an 'opener' for the week, and at 60E it was very decent value, but for me there is no enticement to repeat with her.
Best,
Charlie
My experience with Bulgarian/Greek brunette Rosie (or is it Rosalie?) was somewhat at variance with Toscana's. So, when last week she started hustling me to go to the room with her, I made sure to secure from her a commitment to a really filthy PSE no-hands BBBJ with full CoF finish, as a condition of abandoning the chaps in mid conversation. She delivered without qualification, with a really slutty blowjob of exactly the type I had envisaged. Clearly the way to approach Rosalie. Out of interest: what did you pay for that?
Nille Copenhagen
09-23-10, 11:42
Last week I also went to the room with Polish Hannah, mid-20's, bright bottle-blonde, slim, B cups, pretty. She is often at Artemis but I have never before even spoken to her. She was charming enough, but the session was somewhat uninspiring - decent BBBJ and a quick fuck in mish - standard optifick material. I was happy enough with the session as an 'opener' for the week, and at 60E it was very decent value, but for me there is no enticement to repeat with her.
Charlie I must disagree with you here, I had great sessions with Hannah,
She is really nice to me we spend lot of times on the couch at the basement bar before going to the room, and in the room she did not rushed at all sometimes we spend 40mins. for the standard ½H. She responds well to my DATY and seems to be turned on and we fuck in various positions. But her BJ was only decent, nothing special. Overall great girl.
YMMV
Nille
Toscana,
Thanks for the report...I need to get back to Berlin one of these days!
Cheers,
Ventured in, arrived around 4pm.
Slim pickings early (in fact, lack of my favorites - no Vivian, Mary, Siena :( ) so did some sauna and pool - got my shoes stolen twice by a bunch of Asian guys who stood out because they had size 48s on. They then managed to get the robes mixed up next to the sauna.
I was laying on the bed at the bottom of the stairs waving most of the girls off, including Jesse who stripped me and started with a public BJ, Ivana and Carmen dropped by and Veronica (crazy one from Jamaica and Japan) when Carolina from Lithuania dropped by. I attempted to feign sleep but given she was worth looking at, I did have my eyes open. She came to lay beside me and we chatted and I told her I was not ready and maybe later. She pointed out that I appeared to be ready based on the fact I had got an erection - well see its like this girls with nipples like hers should be banned. In any case, she was not hard sell, jerked me gently with her hand and walked off. Unfortunately, did not catch up with her, hopefully another time. Please call again! :)
In due time, I went prowling. By 6pm it was all options. I settled for Luna 21 yo girl born in Manilla but domicile in Germany for 15 years. Sweet, cute girl, 155cm, mild augment, tasteful. Nice session with full GFE, wonderful warm mouth. A little tight on the FS to start but once going was a little fire engine. Likes her tits squeezed hard and a bit of bum smacking during the deal. Very repeatable. (Appeared later in a school uniform with hair in pigtails, which appealed very much)
Later went with Isabel from Moldova. Mid 20s, pretty brown hair, blue eyes, tight body, plastics BBs. Technically excellent BJ with CIM but all business and rushing. Does not do doggie, and with an ass like that, its tragic. Not for repeat.
Finally, a repeat with Soledad, crazy girl from Madrid. Idiosyncratic but very good session with sloppy BBBJ to CIM, that then made her gag and cough for several minutes. Nice cuddle at the end.
Further visit today.
Charlie 123
09-25-10, 23:40
Clearly the way to approach Rosalie. Out of interest: what did you pay for that?Either 110 or 120E, I cant remember exactly
C
Charlie 123
09-25-10, 23:50
Charlie I must disagree with you here, I had great sessions with Hannah,
She is really nice to me we spend lot of times on the couch at the basement bar before going to the room, and in the room she did not rushed at all sometimes we spend 40mins. for the standard ½H. She responds well to my DATY and seems to be turned on and we fuck in various positions. But her BJ was only decent, nothing special. Overall great girl.
YMMV
NilleHi,
Delighted to hear a good report about this very sweet and pretty girl, but with respect, there is nothing for you to disagree with. I never suggested that she wasn't any good, I just proffered the contention that she didn't really 'do it' for me. I'm sure that someone she clicked with better would have a really good time with her. She certainly looks sexy enough on her back.
Anyway, as a consequence of your most positive endorsement, I am going to put her on the list for a repeat session some time to see whether I can extract a livlier performance from her next time.
I'll let you know if I do better with her second time round
Best.
Charlie
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