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Hohoho,
Well it's a long time until March you really think too much in advance. I've just decided to go Berlin for the Christmas marked and Artemis next weekend
Easy decision: Go to Artemis, big, nice, clean club, girls are nude, less Rom. Girls, great wellness facilities including fitness center, open late, enjoy Berlin in the daytime and fuck at Artemis in the evening. Public trans. Is very good in Berlin- no need to waste money on taxis.
Bring a fat wallet or the fun at Artemis stops quite soon.
Flying from UK can be done with low cost flights for less than 1 fuck at Artemis.
I just booked LHR to TXL for $350 USD during the last week of December. For logistical reasons, I was forced to use LHR. For cheaper options you need to use other airports.
I thought that would be the end of my activity for the day as I had a meeting at 8pm and needed to head back to the city. I was sitting on one of the sofas in the downstairs bar when a petite slim blonde came over. Fair enough, I'm always up for a chat, but I considered that I was done. She introduced herself as Danielle from Austria and appeared to be about 25 years old. Anyway, we were talking for ages and she never once suggested going to the room. Numerous subjects were covered from famous Austrians (I couldn't come up with many, apart from the obvious one) to which nationalities she liked and disliked. Japanese were in favour, apparently. I asked if this was because of the rumour “small dick, come quick”, but she laughingly denied this.
After about 40 minutes talking, my will power diminished and I just had to go to the room with her. I had a really memorable session with Danielle and she even came and sat with me a little later when I was eating. Sweet!
What a fantastic girl. Great to chat to and a wicked sense of humour. The fact she was naked, apart from black stockings and high heels, surely proves there's a higher being out there somewhere.
Danielle also mentioned that a guy is writing a book about Artemis. Apparently, he goes to the room with the lady, buys a bottle of champagne, and just talks to the girl and writes. No physical contact at all. Does anyone know anything about this? Fleetingly, I thought it might have been AM, but having read his marvellous reports, it certainly doesn't sound like his modus operandi!
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Macca74, nice FR.
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
-V
V
Petite blondes, recommended
Marketa Czech
Rafaela Rom
Antonia Rom
Siena Bul
Kaschia Pol
Several tall blondes who tend to be optiflicks: Jane, Pia, Mia. YMMV
Apart from that, you may be out of luck.
BSK
Macca74, nice FR.
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
-V
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
It depends when you're going V. Vivian and Daniella both said they are heading off for a few weeks over Christmas.
Siana from Bulgaria is slim, blonde and a great performer.
This place is great for recommendations and reports, but there is always a turnover of staff and new kids on the block.
London Traveller
12-06-10, 00:28
I was a bit unsure of whether I really was making a good decision going to Artemis for another Sunday, as things can be so quiet, but I didn't really have any options lined up so I checked out of my hotel and took my bags with me to the station. When I arrived at Artemis there was a large police van outside, so I waited a little while (it was very cold!) until it had left before entering (fortunately only a few minutes).
Once inside I had breakfast and then, at about 12 noon, surveyed the scene. Pickings were poor so I read my book for a bit then went on the prowl. I met up with my pal Nina by the bar and she introduced me to a Slovakian pal of hers - Fatima. Fatima wasn't the sort of girl I'd usually pick, not that there was anything wrong with her, in fact she has a lovely ass, but she wasn't really my type (she is slim, brunette). However, as Nina recommended her I decided to give her a try. We went off to the Kino where Fatima gave a spirited performance with a blow job, during which she became quite wet while I fingered her. We then had sex, with good kissing, in several positions on the sofa but after a while I sensed that this wasn't doing much for her, so we finished the session with her giving me more oral - which was very enjoyable, particularly when she was on her knees in front of me. This was a half hour session.
After a bit of a break I approached Magda (.lv) who I had sampled yesterday as I fancied a bit more of her company. She was talking to another girl at the bar and when I suggested that she might chat with me she declined, saying that she would go to the room with me when I wanted to, but didn't want to talk to me. Well with that kind of brush off I called it a day (probably for ever!) with her and went off. To add salt to my wounded ego I spied her chatting enthusiastically with a guy on a sofa later in the afternoon.
BTW I spotted Lynn (.de) (tall, well built brunette) at Artemis yesterday and today and briefly chatted with her. She is an old flame of mine from Oase (she gave me a skilled bj there). She has had a boob job - two months ago now - and they are mega huge! She seemed to have more confidence now and was picking up men happily whenever she turned her mind to it.
Following my brush off from Magda I went for an adventure. I spotted a nice blonde by the Kino who I had fancied by the bar earlier, but hadn't chatted to. Without any introduction I just asked her to suck me in the Kino. She went at it enthusiastically and then after a minute or two I suggested we went to a room. In the room we just shagged for the rest of the half hour with little chat. Unfortunately she needed a lot of lube and put it on each time we changed positions. She finished the 1/2 hour with an extended bbbj. Turns out her name is Shana from Poland - I like her smile a lot, although her English is poor. She told me that she wasn't relaxed but next time, now she knew me, she would get more turned on and could shag for longer.
Finally I thought I would have an adventure with Jenna who was sitting at the bar in her usual spot. She has spectacular fake boobs but also a lovely ass which I had noticed the day before. Again I took her with little chat straight to the room - in fact she was keener on talking than I was. She gave a very skilled bbbj, including deep throat, and seemed to enjoy 69 too as when we had sex she didn't need to lube up. She rode me for a bit, kissed me very nicely, and this was very sexy so we finished like this (after 1/2 hour) in time for me to get my flight home. IMHO her best features are not her boobs (which look nice but obviously aren't natural looking or feeling) but her personality, which is actually very down to earth and pleasant, and her attractive rear end, which has a beautiful curve to it.
I am jealous, Vivian generally laughs at my "device".
I'm sure she laughs at my physical device too, Bearsk!
However, my Kindle was very impressive with a selection of Shakespeare,
Dickens and Tolstoy. Maybe classic literature weakens the young ladies...
Assmanbob2
12-06-10, 06:42
Hi everyone,
I'll be in Berlin in a few weeks and plan on heading to Artemis on 27 & 28 December. Can't wait!
I wanted to ask what regulars there think is the best strategy for getting a good service out of a girl? I know it is hard to say but do you have any tips on what to ask or what to look for in a girl there? do you always insist on working out the 'deal' before you go to the room? does this help?
thanks!
ahh, Vivian, its more a Mid Summers Night Dream than War n Peace. IMHO
I'm sure she laughs at my physical device too, Bearsk!
However, my Kindle was very impressive with a selection of Shakespeare,
Dickens and Tolstoy. Maybe classic literature weakens the young ladies...
V
Petite blondes, recommended
Marketa Czech
Rafaela Rom
Antonia Rom
Siena Bul
Kaschia Pol
Several tall blondes who tend to be optiflicks: Jane, Pia, Mia. YMMV
Apart from that, you may be out of luck.
BSK
Bearsk and Macca74, thank you both. I have the coveted list now. I should be set even if half of them are working.
Charlie 123
12-06-10, 19:58
Macca74, nice FR.
To the other monger maestros, the Danielle that Macca74 describes is exactly my type of girl. Any of you guys know if there are other girls at Artemis that fit that profile of young, slim, fair and friendly? If you can, you will be doing me a great favor. I plan on going there with that list in my hand :-). Thank you.
I promise to follow up with field reports (like I always do)
-VTry Hannah - I had a decent session with her, but various others have told me that she can be a real treat if it 'clicks'. Perhaps it will for you? Antonia is another slim blonde girl and is a terrific performer, but she may or may not qualify as sufficiently pretty for your tastes.
Enjoy,
Charlie
Charlie 123
12-06-10, 20:03
Bearsk and Macca74, thank you both. I have the coveted list now. I should be set even if half of them are working.Not sure about Raffaella - I think she's a bit of a princess myself. She is also quite moody. Kimino knows her quite well. I suggest that you chat with her for a good while before you commit to the room, and if she doesn't give you the right vibe, then give her a miss.
Charlie
Rocketboy0
12-06-10, 23:10
Hi everyone,
I wanted to ask what regulars there think is the best strategy for getting a good service out of a girl? I know it is hard to say but do you have any tips on what to ask or what to look for in a girl there? do you always insist on working out the 'deal' before you go to the room? does this help?
thanks!
Angus the scribe has written extensively in his blog about etiquette questions. But a few simple suggestions: don´t be a twit - that really goes a long way. It is amazing to see how some men think because they´re paying for it, that gives them unlimited license to just be beastie boys-I hear girls talking about it all the time. No grabbing, macho posturing, etc. just quiet respect and listening - taking a modest interest in what she has to say. However hardened pros you may think the staff are, they are still women. Yes sure some probably like a vague hard fuck fantasy occasionally. But, the truth is - you may be number 6 out of an ultimate 8-10 guys plowing the same field that day, so if you want it to be special, you need to pay attention bro.
By far the most useful thing is: talk a bit first-see if there is a vibe (and if not, no matter how hot she is, walk away, or if it seems she´s pushy and just wants to get to the room...don´t). The vibe is THE thing, ultimately, that separates the wow from the pointless optifuck. Watch the direct (or not) eye contact and body language - if she seems awkward, she´s probably in it for the money, honey. After a few minutes of harmless chit chat (vs. immediately like "hi, do you swallow?"), if it´s the first time, be clear on as you say, the deal expectations. Well worth asking re: kissing, as it can sometimes be a rude shock in the room when this is suddenly off the menu. Ask her what she likes. A little gentle touching while talking before heading off shows you are safe. You can even spend a whopping 3 minutes in the room giving her a massage, which I always find is a real ice breaker and often very appreciated. Otherwise, just be yourself. Often times softly softly can lead to some pretty hard stuff...But every one has their style, and I am sure you will find yours.
Of course, failing all the above, waving a ton of cash around also seems to stimulate good service...but resist this as it messes things up for the rest of us mortals.
Assmanbob2
12-07-10, 06:53
Thanks Rocketboy! I've generally taken the same approach as you have mentioned in the past, but I think I need to be a bit more open about what they provide in the room before getting in there. I'll have to get over my natural shyness.
ZimmerBaby
12-08-10, 14:59
sir angus magee kbe, dear gentlemen, here is the story of my empty wallet:
fkkgirl: hey baby, schatz, zimmer baby?
zimmerbaby: of course!
maria hun – blond. 27 years old, wearing pink colours, spends much time time at the playingmachines. i love her eyes, they send me a message, but i can't catch the content of it, only that i like it. strange sensation. service is good, not spectacular, but sometimes maria is the right medicine for me. nice 69, bbbj, gfe. communicates in english, is intelligent and updated about the world. she is also updated about my cure and treatment. lovely would have been able to love her in ordinary life.
suny ger – maybe 26, 175 cm, silicontits, tatooes, and lot of piercings in mouth and breasts / pussy. gfe, daty, bbbjcim, something frightning about her, but she is very nice person, even though a bit sharky at times. last time i saw her, she had short blond haircut. she smokes a lot, so i prefer licking her pussy and ass.
sheenya mold – holy god! maybe 22, blond long hair. 160 cm, small breast, the most beautiful eyes at artemis. so polite, gentle, like flowers from the garden of eden. i want to listen to ave maria while i smell her hair and feel her skin. i was in a special mood caused by the atmosphere that she created, that i had a quiet session with no extras. her pussy is perfectly shaped with a light pink colour designed by armani. after the session the godess of transylvania gave me a desert consisting of beautiful smiles and 'the correct words of delight. next time i will spend 2 hours in the temple of light.
sotayon (?) thai – don't really remember her name, she is 155-160, long black hair, works at a massage parlour another place in berlin, but she will not tell me where, and it's ok for me. respect is important in every human relationship. charges 20 extra for the massage, but its worth it. the thing about thai massage is the teasing. it's priceless, lying there in a safe atmosphere and waiting for her hand to reach the balls, and her nails to give you the sensation that i estimate the value of in 1200 emotional euros. maybe more. good sex, makes my dick so hard that we have to change position. works mostly in the ground floor.
kathy: rom 23 years, short stylish black hair. her face looks just like susan dey (google) from la law (1990) speaks english perfectly. charming beautiful girl, great personality (i don't really know that, i just feel it somehow).165-170 cm, slim. kissing is obviously not her favourite act, but you still have a normal session with a great girl. lovely. looking at her eyes is worth the session in itself. yes, i am crazy.
huge breasts hun 30 years, i don't remember her name. biggest breasts i have seen in my dirty life. it was early artemis breakfasttime that particular day. she hunted me and followed me towards the slaughterhouse in 3. floor. i felt very embarrased, because i had this walk of shame with the sister of goliath from the restaurant, and everybody was looking at us, and there was no music, and i had a halfway boner, and i could almost hear that the ladies working in the bar were both laughing and praying for me. sex was ok, nothing more, nothing less. it would be better if i had brought som strawberryjam or chocolatecream from the kitchen, because kissing big tits without having no taste of it feels very sad.
gabitza hun: maybe 25 (?) sweet looks, brown hair, pretty body, problem was that she caught me in offside position. i had just finished a session in downstairs kino, and my mouth smelled pussy and perfume. she also knew that, and i hadn't been able to clean up, and the descendant of the huge and brave magyars would probably have done better if had spend a few minutes in the shower. can't blame her, will try again.
kimberley ger / bar – beautiful mix, similar face to beyonce (the artist).23 years. she approached me and i mentioned the similarity, she asked if i wanted to be with 'her', i felt i maybe sound rude and decrease her selfesteem by mentioning that, but then i said to myself: i am a sex costumer, not a social worker, so stupidy can occure some times. i had fucked a lot that day, and i told her she needed to be patient, and helping me with a happy ending. she said: when i suck your balls, you will be fucking my pussy. i liked that conversation, something started moving under the white robes of artemis. sex was full of energy, passion, eyecontact, life was very good that evening in the 3rd floor. i could not forget the session afterwards, so i went to see the beautiful strippers of artemis. catchy music and moves, and refreshing coca cola from plastic cups. made a new session with her afterwards. fantastic bbbj, ballsucking is like when you haven't seen food in 48 hours and attack it like an animal. holy god, made me ejaculate for the 5th. and 6th time that day. it must have been the peppermint tea with lots of sugar.
maya pol blond, beautful girl, i guess she is 27 years old. smiling and relaxing vibrations. service is both excellent and because of her gifts from the lord, its an optifick to repeat. pink beautiful pussy, kissing like an angel. unfortunately i don't see her at artemis so often, i presume she travels a lot.
magda pol: this girl is confusing me: by the way she looks at me sometimes, i can't really tell if she likes me and want more (of my money) , or she want me to fuck off. she is 22 years old. 175 cm, now little shorter blond hair, a bit ice queen-way of acting. been with her twice, her pussy and ass are perfect. when she is sitting on the 'bed', and spreading her long legs, and the view into her reproduction area is the centre of the universe, the rush of blood from my brain to my dick forces me to lick and rim this wonderful creature for 30 minutes. sometimes she starts teasing by crawling around like a cat while her female part are ascending upwards, and gentleman, by that time i have no idea how to control my feelings and sexuality. i am not into any kinky stuff, but this girl is a candidate to [CodeWord103] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103) on my body. kissing for extra, bbbj is only ok, she doesn't like it, she use to spit out and clean her mouth while sucking. i will session her again, that's for sure. life is too short and sometimes too painful not licking her fleshy beautiful tasty pink pussy. my god, forgive me, i have dirty sinful fantacies. your son lucifer is taking over.
hanna rom or mold: maybe 24, little girl, long brown hair, sweet as turkish delight. approached me in the downstairs kino, i told her "mein schwanz ist tot", and i was sitting there to learn some german language. she asked if she could learn some words herself, so she sat down and was quiet in 20 minutes. then she started touching my fingers and stroking my stomach in 10 minutes. the tension was reaching historical peaks. gentlemen: when a naked ladys hand reaches the medium side of your legs, you must surrender. thi sensation is one of the strongest emotions in my filthy life. sex was with no stress, she spent so much time sucking and licking the balls, i was in heaven, and heaven is from this moment defined as a few kilometres outside the homeground of hertha berlin football club!
fkkgirl: schatz! zimmer baby? i suck you good.
zimmerbaby: of course!
Maria HUN – Blond. 27 years old, wearing pink colours, spends much time time at the playingmachines. I love her eyes, they send me a message, but I can't catch the content of it, only that I like it. Strange sensation. Service is good, not spectacular, but sometimes Maria is the right medicine for me. Nice 69, BBBJ, GFE. Communicates in english, is intelligent and updated about the world. She is also updated about my cure and treatment. Lovely would have been able to love her in ordinary life.
This sounds like a girl I did in September.
What about her tits? Does she have magnificient C-cup (maybe D-cup) natural tits?
Norjan
Traveller Uk
12-08-10, 20:28
"Huge breasts HUN 30 years, I don't remember her name. Biggest breasts I have seen in my dirty life"
Is this the return of Clarissa?
Member #4243
12-09-10, 03:26
Do Messe events have a big negative impact on the workings of a club like artemis, ie that the club will fill up with plenty of men, hence making it more difficult to get time with the girls you want. The reason I ask is because I am thinking to visit artemis early March when the travel fair is advertised at the Berlin Messe. Am I worrying about nothing here, ie is an event like the travel fair unlikely to have that much of a negative impact on artemis or do I in fact have a real concern?
Thanks,
Mohab
ZimmerBaby
12-09-10, 10:40
This sounds like a girl I did in September.
What about her tits? Does she have magnificient C-cup (maybe D-cup) natural tits?
NorjanYes, she has, but it may also have been the princess of Ostrava (CZE) Marketa you are talking about. Hard to say, but Marketa tends to use antiseptic remedies in her mouth after a BBBJCIM. Not every girl does that.
ZimmerBaby
12-09-10, 10:52
Do Messe events have a big negative impact on the workings of a club like artemis, ie that the club will fill up with plenty of men, hence making it more difficult to get time with the girls you want. The reason I ask is because I am thinking to visit artemis early March when the travel fair is advertised at the Berlin Messe. Am I worrying about nothing here, ie is an event like the travel fair unlikely to have that much of a negative impact on artemis or do I in fact have a real concern?
Thanks,
MohabI visited Artemis during the IFA messe in September, and your concerns are justified. I did not enjoy my visits at that moments. Things will probably be better if you visit Artemis before going to messe, things are more quiet then. In the evening the amount of dicks are as the distance of New York Marathon. The ticket is valid all day, so you can split up the visit.
ZimmerBaby
12-09-10, 10:58
"Huge breasts HUN 30 years, I don't remember her name. Biggest breasts I have seen in my dirty life"
Is this the return of Clarissa? I can not even remember the names of the atomic bombs the USA used against Japan in 1945. There is a connection between these two cases. Sorry.
Nille Copenhagen
12-09-10, 12:26
Do Messe events have a big negative impact on the workings of a club like artemis, ie that the club will fill up with plenty of men, hence making it more difficult to get time with the girls you want. The reason I ask is because I am thinking to visit artemis early March when the travel fair is advertised at the Berlin Messe. Am I worrying about nothing here, ie is an event like the travel fair unlikely to have that much of a negative impact on artemis or do I in fact have a real concern?
Thanks,
MohabMohab I've already answered your question in the Samya thread:
The club rules for party and special events applies here at Samya as well.
If special events is in the town or held at the club, be sure there are many men and girls at the clubs, if you like the party and hectic atmosphere then go, be ready to chase the girls as all the girls are very busy, the best girls would be in the room most of the time and you don't see them, also the girls are rushed because so many men are waiting and some won't go with you for more than 30min.
I guess everybody in the forum knows you ask too much and report too little. Not fair. Go out and experience it yourself and report back.
Angus Magee
12-09-10, 14:44
Mohab I've already answered your question in the Samya thread:
So far I have remained silent on the Mohab questioning issue. This latest round of question though begs a response.
IMO it is not so much that he asks question and reports little. It is the sort of questions he asks. I mean-is Artemis busier during a Messe? Um-of course it fucking is. That is why the club was built within walking distance of the Messe, so that Artemis would be busy. All he has to do it take a look back in he forum, maybe search "Messe" and there are a multitude of posts on this matter. Mohab's questions are generally impossible to answer (are the girls in an Austrian FKK equal to the girls in a German FKK?) or bone-headed-ly simple as in the above example.
One can only imagine the type of customer this monger would be and pity the poor provider who ends up with him on her plate. I hope Fatima / Vivian is reading this and maybe takes the month he is due to visit off.
AM
Nille Copenhagen
12-09-10, 15:09
So far I have remained silent on the Mohab questioning issue. This latest round of question though begs a response.
IMO it is not so much that he asks question and reports little. It is the sort of questions he asks. I mean-is Artemis busier during a Messe? Um-of course it fucking is. That is why the club was built within walking distance of the Messe, so that Artemis would be busy. All he has to do it take a look back in he forum, maybe search "Messe" and there are a multitude of posts on this matter. Mohab's questions are generally impossible to answer (are the girls in an Austrian FKK equal to the girls in a German FKK?) or bone-headed-ly simple as in the above example.
One can only imagine the type of customer this monger would be and pity the poor provider who ends up with him on her plate. I hope Fatima / Vivian is reading this and maybe takes the month he is due to visit off.
AMAlso he said he is a poor student, but wants to visit all the expensive clubs around the world. Sometime I wonder if this guy is going there for real or he is dreaming about the clubs.
Artemis and Samya is to different price-level. Going to expensive clubs like Artemis and worried about the money, is stingy and try to squeeze every penny out of the girls is bad style, I also pity the girls in this case. My warning to my girls. J. H. S. M. As well. Funny we are supposed to warn other guys about bad girls, in this case is the opposite.
I agree with AM and others with the Jedi code of conduct, try to be generous in your mind and money, even if you are not rich. If you threat the girls nicely and with generosity they will be nice to you.
Nille
Yes, she has, but it may also have been the princess of Ostrava (CZE) Marketa you are talking about. Hard to say, but Marketa tends to use antiseptic remedies in her mouth after a BBBJCIM. Not every girl does that.The girl I'm talking about has the most beautiful tits I've seen at Artemis, could'nt be better. Her hair was what I think is called dirty blonde (?) (Brown and blonde mixed) and she was a bit tanned. She were sitting at one of the playing-machines besides the stairs outside the main bar and she had some pink clothing around her hips.
She were really focusing on playing (the machine had touchscreen) while I stood there beside her for several minutes, she were just ignoring me. The I asked her if she wanted to go to a room and up we went.
She said she was from germany (her english were quite good) and that her name was Jasmine (not sure about the spelling) but I could tell she were bullshitting me.
Does anyone know her?
Norjan
The girl I'm talking about has the most beautiful tits I've seen at Artemis, could'nt be better. Her hair was what I think is called dirty blonde (?) (Brown and blonde mixed) and she was a bit tanned. She were sitting at one of the playing-machines besides the stairs outside the main bar and she had some pink clothing around her hips.
She were really focusing on playing (the machine had touchscreen) while I stood there beside her for several minutes, she were just ignoring me. The I asked her if she wanted to go to a room and up we went.
She said she was from germany (her english were quite good) and that her name was Jasmine (not sure about the spelling) but I could tell she were bullshitting me.
Does anyone know her?
NorjanYeah, I was with Yasmine / Jasmine the last time I was in the Artemis. I had a mixed experience with her. She's absolutely beautiful but a bit mechanical for my tastes and she didn't kiss which should have been a deal breaker for me.
My experiances with her are here.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=1086327&viewfull=1#post1086327
Hi everyone,
I will be in Berlin only 1 night and in a group so will have to make my trip to the Artemis late at night. I'll probably be there between 12PM. 5AM the morning of December 16th (night of December 15th). If anyone plans on being there at that time let me know I'd love to meet up. I've been to the Artemis a couple of times but it was 3-4 years ago. My main question is what will the pick of girls be like late at night or in the early morning? Do many girls leave earlier? I've read through the forum and from my past experience it's probably difficult to go in expecting to find a certain girl because there are so many. The pictures of Coni and Siana on the website really appeal to me. I also saw some posts that seemed to recommend Siana and Coni maybe. Can I expect that they will be there or do they work earlier in the day? Sorry for the questions. I am currently in Poland and have seen many beautiful girls. I'm wondering if someone can also recommend a couple of thin, petitie Polish girls who might be good performers also.
Thanks!
ZimmerBaby
12-10-10, 08:24
sir angus magee kbe, dear gentlemen. my dick has no ph. d in economics and financial priorities.
fkkgirl: why are you lonely, zimmer baby?
zimmerbaby: yeah!
jenna 27 ger: have seen her many times during my visits, and now it was time to extend the celebration of st. nicks day at artemis. blond. 170 cm, silicon tits, pretty in a special way, i think she is very attractive. her nature is quiet, her presence is 'different' in a positive way. she was ro relaxed in the room, made me calm down without saying so much. i love that. slow bbbj, gently licking the balls (i really love that). kissing body and mouth, also gently. beautiful fleshy pink pussy, the colour was so perfect, the taste made me sigh. i found myself do visual observations of her pussy, it was high class. what a perfect invention, and people are excited about the ipad? i had a great hour long session with her. real gfe. i did not want to finish, so we stopped fucking, just kissing, stroking and some cozy talking. i needed that, maybe there is still a human being deep inside there? great sensation! will repeat.
gentlemen, is she the so called 'queen of artemis'?
ella 31 rus: short blond cut. 165 cm, i tipped her to be 34-35, she was little disappointed, and i felt a bit stupid, but she took it with a smile. tonguekisssing and especially ballicking was beyond my imagination. normally, if it's ok for the girl, i can live with long oral sessions. i have had heavier issues in life than that. i enjoyed it very much. she had a licking-technique that almost made me cum without touching the dick. this is highly graded material dear gentlemen, and it may be one of wikileaks forthcoming publications. it should be. intelligent, and has got the know-how of her profession. will repeat.
dark girl dom. republic: maybe 30, long hair. 160 cm. captured me in the kino where i was trying to learn som german. my vocabulary is improving, and i hope that i one can read the writings of karl marx and friedrich engels in original language. i have a lot to work on before this can happen, until then i must buy these hello, kitty comics whuch is easier reding. this was my lucky day, all the girls did automatically the ballicking. excellent bbbj. there is something with having the dick in a mouth of a black girl. it is forceful and strong sensation. life was good, food was ok, weather was shit.
ivy 21 ger: i wrote about her in my first post and i am strongly delighted by the positive feedback from sir angus magee by posting it in rod-tread. thank you!
i mentioned that i would examine her development, and because of that gentlemen i had a 'fuck for science'. the university of artemis has helped her to develope from being a newbie to have higher skills which can qualify for a bachelor degree at the end of 2011. the candidate was relaxed, performed creative features, licking her perfect pink pussy made me crazy and i fucked her hard in doggy worshipping her tight beautiful ass till finish. next test: july 2011.
maribelle 20 rom: 165 cm, pretty body / tits, cute face. but this went all wrong! it started well, but when the fucking began, she had this sad expression of a little girl in her face. having her looking in my eyes while fucking in mish, convinced me that she is in the wrongest place. i stopped, told her i didn't want to finish because it makes me so tired after the finish. this is my issue, not hers. maybe i was making a story / situation out of nothing. or is it that we sometimes look further than just our egoistic pleasures, and meet another human beeing with empathy? i hope so, i can see the drawbacks of this activities, and sometimes the reality bites. problem is that she has had several approaches afterwards regarding sex. looking sad when i in a polite way say no thanks while she is complaining about low income. i would rather eat dogshit in the restaurant than have this semi-[CodeWord126] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126) feeling again. i hope you learn and adapt to your job fast little girl, or hopefully find another way in life. i doubt she will.
but the world keeps turning / moving. and after chaos cometh light.
long black hair 30 afghanistan:. and just when you are disturbed by the misery in eastern europe, you suddenly are approached by a smiling relaxed pearl from the wastelands of war. lives in hamburg, has a 'normal' job there (as she says). spends time being passionate, nice talking to her. encouraged in the communication, bright girl. very exotic experience. gfe, bbbjcim. i did not fuck, she started kissing the body and mouth gently, afterwards i thought she was going to ride on me without protection, but she had this thing with massaging my dick by gliding her wet pussy forward and backward while she was giving massage to the balls. santa maria, what a sensation. what good in life have i done to get this kind of reward? sex like observing the sunset by the mediterranean sea with little wine and mellow melodies in the background. finished by sucking me off and made me explode in her mouth like a bomb!
halin pol 25 (?) : after the midnights, there is a special atmosphere in the kino downstairs. girls come one by one, try to make a deal, using their dirty tricks, touching you and make things hard, even though you are totally outfucked. i like it there sometimes. sound of yourself and the girl, the neighbouring rooms, from the movies, all mixed up. my best sessions starts always in the kino, and i meet many clever talented candidates. the good thing is also that i can give every girl a fair individual treatment, and pick up when i feel the chemistry. in the smokehole upstairs a lot of individuality disappears. well, halin has very beautiful green eyes. 165 cm, slim, small breasts, looks a bit like soshy who appears in timbalands music video 'morning after dark' (see youtube). good kissing, ballsucking, sexually convincing, horny looks, really good fuck.
all good things come to an end and, and this saturday is that day, but berlin and artemis, i will be back.
thanks for reading.
zb
Member #4243
12-10-10, 08:32
My total FKK visits from 2008-present include FKK Palace-3 times, FKK OASE-2 times, FKK Artemis-1 time, FKK Gobe Zurich-1 time. However I only really started using this site around Easter 2010 and since then I have done 2 trips and reported on both of them. It is impossible to report on a trip I haven't done, however without the valuable information gained on this site my trip to Globe Zurich for example would have been impossible. As far as my question regarding the messe in Berlin I was referring more to the nature of the event ie the travel fair, and its impact, ie is this a large event as opposed to messe events in general which I have already read can have a negative impact on a club like Artemis in terms of ratio male to female. Also in response to stinginess, you can rest assured that I am the kind of customer who always offers before being asked to buy a drink for a girl, and at all times in and out of the rooms I will treat the girls with the utmost respect and as a gentleman should do. This is a fact about me hence completely dismissing all false notions, about me being stingy as utter nonsence. As I can only visit FKK's twice in a year as I fly in from England and budgetary limits, of course I will investigate the site for the most relevant up to date facts and I honestly can't see what the fuss is about. In order to mantain some level of standing on the site and as sign of gratitude for all the help I have recieved up until now, making some of my trips come true I will post no more questions until March when I return from my trip with full reports. Merry Christmas to you all and happy hunting.
Mohab
Rocketboy0
12-10-10, 09:33
Hi everyone,
My main question is what will the pick of girls be like late at night or in the early morning? Do many girls leave earlier? I've read through the forum and from my past experience it's probably difficult to go in expecting to find a certain girl because there are so many.
Thanks! If you want to know if some particular feline will be there at some particular day and time, call the reception and ask. But because of holidays, time-outs, family emergencies, home-sickness, shopping sales, the occasional flu, etc. It is impossible to say weeks in advance. Really the best you can do is to ring on the day, and even then, if your request has not turned up yet, they won't know. There are sort of patterns but even these change. Girls who start during the day tend to knock off at midnight. The days seem at least recently to be pretty quiet and IMHO probably not worth it, though I am sure others disagree if they have their favorites on the day shift. The night shift can roll in anytime starting from 1600. But there is definite bump in traffic starting at 1800 and generally by 2000 the night team is at full strength. However, there are a number of girls who come earlier, leave for a few hours, and then turn up even at 2100. How late someone stays simply varies. But I do believe there is a commitment that if U-turn up later you have to stay til some minimum time. 0300 or so.
On the Messe madness. Beyond misgivings over the questioner, the question itself seems a bit more complex. The downside, of all being just too much, is well documented, although it varies; there are Messen and then there are MESSEN. E. G. The Tourist one seems to really overload all systems. The girls will tell you that different Messen have their own character of Messe Menchen, and some are worse than others. However, on the up side (so to speak) there can be lots of new recruits who've cum in just for the event. The strategy here is simple. Turn up at 1900, enjoy yourself, and then bugger off by 2230. The thundering hordes have dinner, get loaded, and then decide to turn up for a wild night, so you just want to be gone by then.
Angus Magee
12-10-10, 15:21
As usual Rocketboy gives good, sensible and accurate advise. I will just ad that Artemis does have rules the girls must follow concerning the hours they must work. While I am not 100% sure of how exactly it works, I know that the girls who arrive later (18:00-19:00) are required to stick around until closing time. 05:00. This ensures that they do not just work the plum hours and disappear after the crowds have abated. So generally the selection is good through out the night.
One thing I would ad though is that by 03:00 or 04:00 many girls have mede their money and are not as interested in working. So arriving late you will have to be extra careful to find a girl who still wants to give a good performance. This can actually work in your favor for a good session it you are patient and take the time ti interview a girl properly.
AM
Siena, Conni and a goodly number of the Polish girls work late til 5am.
You can tell on any given day though.
Angus used to have a hand in the roster. Then he started working again, so its random.
Hi everyone,
I will be in Berlin only 1 night and in a group so will have to make my trip to the Artemis late at night. I'll probably be there between 12PM. 5AM the morning of December 16th (night of December 15th). If anyone plans on being there at that time let me know I'd love to meet up. I've been to the Artemis a couple of times but it was 3-4 years ago. My main question is what will the pick of girls be like late at night or in the early morning? Do many girls leave earlier? I've read through the forum and from my past experience it's probably difficult to go in expecting to find a certain girl because there are so many. The pictures of Coni and Siana on the website really appeal to me. I also saw some posts that seemed to recommend Siana and Coni maybe. Can I expect that they will be there or do they work earlier in the day? Sorry for the questions. I am currently in Poland and have seen many beautiful girls. I'm wondering if someone can also recommend a couple of thin, petitie Polish girls who might be good performers also.
Thanks!
Nille Copenhagen
12-10-10, 19:19
Halenseestraße 32-36 10711 BERLIN.
Phone: 0890-44410.
Homepage:
www.fkk-artemis.de
Open: Daily 11am-5am.
Entrance: 70€
Price: 60€/30minEntrance is 80€!
Angus Magee
12-10-10, 19:27
Entrance is 80€!Wow N C! You had to go all the way back to the beginning to pick out that little error. Thumbs up.
:)
Nille Copenhagen
12-10-10, 19:42
Wow N C! You had to go all the way back to the beginning to pick out that little error. Thumbs up.
Ok my mistake, since the new layout, my thread order is reverse I realised it now, thanks for waking me up.
Travelerb69
12-11-10, 18:05
So far I have remained silent on the Mohab questioning issue. This latest round of question though begs a response.
IMO it is not so much that he asks question and reports little. It is the sort of questions he asks. I mean-is Artemis busier during a Messe? Um-of course it fucking is. That is why the club was built within walking distance of the Messe, so that Artemis would be busy. All he has to do it take a look back in he forum, maybe search "Messe" and there are a multitude of posts on this matter. Mohab's questions are generally impossible to answer (are the girls in an Austrian FKK equal to the girls in a German FKK?) or bone-headed-ly simple as in the above example.
One can only imagine the type of customer this monger would be and pity the poor provider who ends up with him on her plate. I hope Fatima / Vivian is reading this and maybe takes the month he is due to visit off.
AM
Angus, I had the same feeling about Mohabs type of questions but didi not want to put into words. Well, you did, and this is fucking funny, specially the last part of your post.
Mohab et al.
I would not get too hepped up over this Mohab, but your "account" is overdrawn and we look forward to your reports to redress the balance.
It may not be relevant to you but your line of questioning and chat may irratate some the the girls. I have a rule that if I am not Zimmer bound then I lead the conversation to a point where the girl has an exit to go ply the trade with opportunity to talk later. If they ignore and stay to chat then they know where we stand.
Peace to you.
BSK.
Angus, the venting of your seminal hypertension and Scottish spleen is noted. BSK.
My total FKK visits from 2008-present include FKK Palace-3 times, FKK OASE-2 times, FKK Artemis-1 time, FKK Gobe Zurich-1 time. However I only really started using this site around Easter 2010 and since then I have done 2 trips and reported on both of them. It is impossible to report on a trip I haven't done, however without the valuable information gained on this site my trip to Globe Zurich for example would have been impossible. As far as my question regarding the messe in Berlin I was referring more to the nature of the event ie the travel fair, and its impact, ie is this a large event as opposed to messe events in general which I have already read can have a negative impact on a club like Artemis in terms of ratio male to female. Also in response to stinginess, you can rest assured that I am the kind of customer who always offers before being asked to buy a drink for a girl, and at all times in and out of the rooms I will treat the girls with the utmost respect and as a gentleman should do. This is a fact about me hence completely dismissing all false notions, about me being stingy as utter nonsence. As I can only visit FKK's twice in a year as I fly in from England and budgetary limits, of course I will investigate the site for the most relevant up to date facts and I honestly can't see what the fuss is about. In order to mantain some level of standing on the site and as sign of gratitude for all the help I have recieved up until now, making some of my trips come true I will post no more questions until March when I return from my trip with full reports. Merry Christmas to you all and happy hunting.
Mohab
Siena, Conni and a goodly number of the Polish girls work late til 5am.
You can tell on any given day though.
Angus used to have a hand in the roster. Then he started working again, so its random. Thanks everyone for your information it is greatly appreciated!
One other question I have is there any ability to obtain Euro at the Artemis either through money exchange or an ATM machine? Since I arrive late in the evening into Berlin I believe the normal exchange places will already be closed. I have plenty of money in USD for my visit but I assume USD is not accepted at the Artemis. I can also get some Euro from an ATM but would like to be able to exchange some of my USD to EUR late in the evening to make sure I have plenty for my visit. Does the Artemis exchange money or if not is there anywhere else you could recommend where money could be changed late in the evening? I'll be at the Marriott Berlin and they change money but only 100 EUR / day.
The front desk of Artermis will take dollars for entry and you can negotiate with the girls but you will lose on the exchange.
There is an ATM at Artemis that takes virtually all cards for withdrawal.
Unfortunately, the airport is poor for exchange rate.
I change cash on Friederichstrasse south of the station or near the Beate museum adjacent to Zoo Garten for the best rate. These offices have hours 9am. 9pm typically.
Changing cash at ICC is not possible.
Maybe best to change for euro before you fly.
Hope this helps.
Thanks everyone for your information it is greatly appreciated!
One other question I have is there any ability to obtain Euro at the Artemis either through money exchange or an ATM machine? Since I arrive late in the evening into Berlin I believe the normal exchange places will already be closed. I have plenty of money in USD for my visit but I assume USD is not accepted at the Artemis. I can also get some Euro from an ATM but would like to be able to exchange some of my USD to EUR late in the evening to make sure I have plenty for my visit. Does the Artemis exchange money or if not is there anywhere else you could recommend where money could be changed late in the evening? I'll be at the Marriott Berlin and they change money but only 100 EUR / day.
Sebastiane
12-16-10, 23:30
Thanks for that report! A girl from Afghanistan at Artemis? Can you recall her name (or can anyone else. Angus?)
It might be worth making a trip just for that.
Great report BTW!
Angus Magee
12-17-10, 06:52
Thanks for that report! A girl from Afghanistan at Artemis? Can you recall her name (or can anyone else. Angus?)
It might be worth making a trip just for that.
Great report BTW! Far be it for me to doubt the word of a working girl but I find the Afghanistan origins unlikely. I will give who ever the young lady is points for style though. At the very least she deserves recommendation for casting her net further afield than Italy or Morocco. I can not help wondering if it is Carmen who tells this whopper.
Anyway, a trip to Artemis is always (almost) fun, but I doubt you will be sampling any authentic Afghan pussy there anytime soon.
AM
Far be it for me to doubt the word of a working girl but I find the Afghanistan origins unlikely.In April 2009, I had a kino session with Patty (or Patti or Pati) , who said she was from Afghanistan. It could be the girl on top in the picture of "Fana + Pati" on the Artemis website, the hair colour was similar. Really gorgeous girl, with excellent BJ skills. She spoke English fluently, and I think she said she had lived in the UK for several years. I didn't see her on later visits, although I might not have recognized her if she'd changed her hair colour.
The front desk of Artermis will take dollars for entry and you can negotiate with the girls but you will lose on the exchange.
There is an ATM at Artemis that takes virtually all cards for withdrawal.
Unfortunately, the airport is poor for exchange rate.
I change cash on Friederichstrasse south of the station or near the Beate museum adjacent to Zoo Garten for the best rate. These offices have hours 9am. 9pm typically.
Changing cash at ICC is not possible.
Maybe best to change for euro before you fly.
Hope this helps.I was able to visit the Artemis in the early morning of December 16th. Thanks for the info on paying the entry fee in USD. That proved helpful. I was really looking forward to meeting Siana and Coni. Unfortunately, it turns out Siana had already gone home to Bulgaria for the holidays. I did meet Coni though and had my first session with her. She was great. I had 4 sessions in total and my last was with Coni and Viktoria. That was definitely my most memorable. One session was with 2 Polish girls. One was Charlotte and the other's name escapes me but it did start with a D. It was something like Dravka although that's not correct. They were okay. My other session was with 2 girls from Moldova but I forget their names. I always found them together. One had dark black hair and the other was very thin and had brown hair. They were also fine to session with but Coni and Viktoria were special. I hope to be near Berlin again in February and will definitely make it back to the Artemis if possible. A wonderful place!
I will be in Berlin in the first week of January and plan on visiting Artemis on the nights of 3rd. 4th. 5th January.
If any fellow forum member would like to meet up please PM me.
I posted the same message on T&A thread, but thought I would post here as more likely to a response.
Thanks.
Mac75
Lookoflove7
12-20-10, 20:57
Sheenya MOLD – Holy God! Maybe 22, blond long hair. 160 cm, small breast, the most beautiful eyes at Artemis. So polite, gentle, like flowers from the garden of Eden. I want to listen to Ave Maria while I smell her hair and feel her skin. I was in a special mood caused by the atmosphere that she created, that I had a quiet session with no extras. Her pussy is perfectly shaped with a light pink colour designed by Armani. After the session the Godess of Transylvania gave me a desert consisting of beautiful smiles and 'the correct words of delight. Next time I will spend 2 hours in the Temple of Light.
She is an angel.
One Sunday in December, I turned up at the gates of Artemis.
The snow was falling like leaves in the autumn fall, and I decided that a trip to Artemis was in order to get the winter chill out of my bones.
Somebody should tell Julian Assange about this place. Instead of risking life in prison in the US, for lousy sex with Swedish feminists, he should just walk into Artemis, where beautiful women chase you.
And that was the problem. I have been to FKK Oase twice, and now to Artemis, and I just don't know how to say no. I met Daniella, a pale blonde from Vienna first. A lot of DFK, DATY and a fabulous blowjob followed by sex in various positions. A great experience, and I will certainly repeat.
After wandering around, I settled down. Two coffees, and a long time in the sauna, refreshed me. The problem was that I had a long list from ISG in my head, and so I knew the sharks, and the ones I wanted to avoid. And then there were the untested ones. All in all, a confusing state of affairs. Wandering around, avoiding women who had not been tested by ISG, was quite a task. At times I wondered if I would get laid.
One nice place to hang out, and get picked is the kino, especially if you are a bit shy like I am. When there, I was approched by Nina from CZ who has had stellar reports here. After a bit of conversation, we went to the room, where we started with deep kissing, and then a wonderful blowjob. DATY followed, and then sex in various positions. Nina did rush me a bit, but I will not say that she is a shark for the sex was exciting, and perhaps I should have spend more time on foreplay etc. By the way, do any of you guys have sex for the entire 30 min. For me it was more like 15 to 20 min with a nice chat at the end. Perhaps the next time I should time it. 10 min blowjob. 10 min foreplay and 10 min fucking! Let me know your thoughts.
The final discovery of the day was Brena from Romania, an exotic looking woman who had Asian eyes and was very beautiful. Once we were in the room, she kissed me deeply. She was very enthusiastic, and one of the best lays. After a fabulous blow job we had sex in differnt positions. All in all a fabulous trip. The list here at ISG allowed me to avoid the sharks. Thank you!
By the way, do any of you guys have sex for the entire 30 min. For me it was more like 15 to 20 min with a nice chat at the end. Perhaps the next time I should time it. 10 min blowjob. 10 min foreplay and 10 min fucking! Let me know your thoughts.Ciao Mr Styles, good to know you a had a good time!
Personally I don't worry too much about the time, think it's more about quality than quantity. Who cares if you don't use your entire 30 minutes if you had a great time.
Another issue is when you get caught in the overtime trap, but this very rarely happens.
If you decide to go for a one hour session (or more) , I think it's much better to decide it before you start, this way the girl will know how to "optimize" the session for a longer time.
My 2 cents.
Best!
Kimino
Nille Copenhagen
12-23-10, 16:55
I met Daniella, a pale blonde from Vienna first. A lot of DFK, DATY and a fabulous blowjob followed by sex in various positions. A great experience, and I will certainly repeat.
I also have good memories of Daniella, she was nice and didn't smoke which is nice kissing her.
Last time I skip the BJ and we fuck hard for full 30 min. I usually like longer session as there is more time and better chance to get the girl turned on, which turn me on a lot. Of cause I'll ensure the chemistry is there.
Nille
I also have good memories of Daniella, she was nice.
NilleHi Guys,
Approx what age would you estimate Daniella?
VG.
Approx what age would you estimate Daniella?
VG. Early to mid 20s, I reckon. Great girl, and well worth spending some time with.
Assmanbob2
12-29-10, 11:15
Need help finding the name of a girl at Artemis. She has dark brown hair, says she's from Romania, has medium sized breasts, is slim and tight everywhere else, has a very very pretty face and a decent sized rose tattoo on the left side of her stomach. I saw her last night but did not catch her name.
Anyone know this girl?
Traveller Uk
12-30-10, 00:41
Need help finding the name of a girl at Artemis. She has dark brown hair, says she's from Romania, has medium sized breasts, is slim and tight everywhere else, has a very very pretty face and a decent sized rose tattoo on the left side of her stomach. I saw her last night but did not catch her name.
Anyone know this girl? Ina? Maybe?
Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! .
Assmanbob2
12-31-10, 06:12
Traveller Uk. Thanks. That could be her name although I have no idea. I'm heading back there next week so hopefully will bump into her again for another session. She was a lot of fun.
Angus Magee
12-31-10, 07:51
Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! . Hi Mrlarkin,
"Hottness" being a highly subjective quality it is difficult to say if the Artemis crew is as hot or hotter than the girls you saw in Brussels. Plus I ave not been to Brussels so can not really make a comparison. That being said, I would guess that generally they would be equal to or surpass the RLD girls. I base this on my own explorations in various other RLDs.
I would caution you though that if you found it difficult to approach a girl in a RLD, you might find it even more so in the FKK environment. After all, in an RLD you really do not have to do much talking above the pricing. If you are to get more from an FKK like Artemis you will have to engage the girls in conversation, fend off the girls who approach you who you do not want and approach those you do. As a newbie this can be an overwhelming experience.
I am not trying to discourage you, just to make you aware that the FKK environment is not the easiest one for a newbie to handle.
AM
Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! . Ciao Mrlarkin, might add something to what Angus said.
Been to Brussel's rld a couple of times, maybe 5/6 years ago, and had fun, but, nothing I could compare to an FKK in general, and Artemis in particular, which is the one I prefer.
For what I remember the lineup in Brussels was not comparable to the one at Artemis. I remenber some nice girls but not so many and the level of the service was very low. Mechanical, in a hurry and performed in ugly places.
Walking up and down a street looking at girls behind a window, with people around you, maybe dim light, possibly cold can be fun in some situations but nothing that can be compared to staying in a place like Artemis.
At Artemis you will be in a very protected environment, where everybody is there for the same purpose, the rates and "rules" of the house are usually known and respected by everybody.
You will have time to look at all the girls and choose the one you prefer.
For sure you will be nervous before entering, but once you paid the entrance and put on your robe I think all the rest wil just flow.
Girls will start coming up to you, asking you if you want to go in the room with them, some might be sharks some not, but all you risk is to end up in a room with a beautiful girl that might act too mechanically or that might try to finish you off in the quickest of the ways. Big deal!
That's what you will get in a RLD 90% of the time anyways.
We all got our sharks I think, I did for sure, with time and experience (and the help from this forum) I learnd a bit how to move around and how to spot possible sharky girls.
In this thread you will find lots of useful information.
HTH.
Kimino
Traveller Uk
12-31-10, 11:48
You will be asked if "This is your first time?". I was honest and was given a tour and a briefing on how the place worked by the lovely lady concerned (Polish, slim, tall, long blonde hair, called Victoria, sadly not seen here since).
The Receptionist will give you similar advice, but will not then take you to a room and f*ck your brains out.
Admitting to being a newbie can make you feel a bit vulnerable. A compromise might be to claim that you have been to other FKKs before but not Artemis.
As a new face you will attract attention from the sharking ladies, if you don't fancy them, just say "No thank you", its allowed.
Don't bang the first girl that shows interest, especially if they are tall, slim, blonde and gorgeous. I was lucky, some of these girls are the opti-ficks, who look gorgeous but deliver a very limited service.
Take your time, wait for a few hours before you make your first choice. Watch who is going up to the rooms alot, who is coming down with a smile. Some girls don't shark, some do, you can't assume that either group are good or bad in the rooms.
The older German chaps that hang out there are regulars, watch which girls they talk to and hook up with. They know their stuff.
A good start is Jenna. Can't be missed, long straight blonde hair and huge enhanced breasts. Known to many of us as "The Queen of Artemis", she will show you a great time, every time.
Have fun!
Take your time, wait for a few hours before you make your first choice.This will probably be the most difficult part. Ahahaha.
Go for it!
LittleTruths
12-31-10, 18:35
Gentlemen,
Is Loralina (the black girl from Kenya) still working at Artemis?
She seems to have been taken off the website, so I was wondering whether or not she's still available.
Thanks for any input.
Bless
Charlie 123
12-31-10, 20:29
Hello!
I am by no means a regular sex buyer or whatever the correct term for that is. However, I often have fantasies about buying sex from beautiful women and I dream about it regularly. Recently I was in the RLD of Brussels and saw some really hot (pornstar looking) women but I was too nervous to go up and enter one of their windows. I didn't know what to say to them, how to negotiate etc. I feel it would be much more relaxed to buy sex in a location like Artemis, but I am unsure of how hot the women here are. Are the girls here as hot as the hottest girls in the RLD? I am seriously considering a trip to Berlin just because of Artemis.
Thanks for any answers guys! . Go on the Artemis website and view the gallery of photos of the girls. Judge for yourself from that where the hotter girls operate.
Service will be on average 3/400% better in Artemis than in the Brussels' (or any other) RLD, that much I can guarantee you.
Charlie
Charlie 123
12-31-10, 20:33
You will be asked if "This is your first time?". I was honest and was given a tour and a briefing on how the place worked by the lovely lady concerned (Polish, slim, tall, long blonde hair, called Victoria, sadly not seen here since).
The Receptionist will give you similar advice, but will not then take you to a room and f*ck your brains out.
Admitting to being a newbie can make you feel a bit vulnerable. A compromise might be to claim that you have been to other FKKs before but not Artemis.
As a new face you will attract attention from the sharking ladies, if you don't fancy them, just say "No thank you", its allowed.
Don't bang the first girl that shows interest, especially if they are tall, slim, blonde and gorgeous. I was lucky, some of these girls are the opti-ficks, who look gorgeous but deliver a very limited service.
Take your time, wait for a few hours before you make your first choice. Watch who is going up to the rooms alot, who is coming down with a smile. Some girls don't shark, some do, you can't assume that either group are good or bad in the rooms.
The older German chaps that hang out there are regulars, watch which girls they talk to and hook up with. They know their stuff.
A good start is Jenna. Can't be missed, long straight blonde hair and huge enhanced breasts. Known to many of us as "The Queen of Artemis", she will show you a great time, every time.
Have fun! Excellent general advice, top-rate specific advice as regards Jenna too. Also consider Ella from St Petersburg. Both girls are porn-star 'lookers' and give superb service to all-comers.
Charlie
Thanks for the advice guys!
Very helpful information.
Traveller Uk
01-01-11, 04:31
Happy New Year fellow Artemis dwellers! I shall be there in a fortnight.
Angus Magee
01-01-11, 12:39
Go on the Artemis website and view the gallery of photos of the girls. Judge for yourself from that where the hotter girls operate.
Service will be on average 3/400% better in Artemis than in the Brussels' (or any other) RLD, that much I can guarantee you.
CharlieAgree with Charlie about the service level. Even a bad session at Artemis is generally better by a factor of 10 than a typical RLD session.
The web site I find not really representative of what you will find at Artemis. None of the pics show faces and in general the pics are amateurish, not really geting good angles on the girls. Plus they all seem to wear the same blond wig to hide identity. If you like the web pics you will be blown away but the girls in real time. In any case here is a link to the web site pics.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/en/girls.php
Happy New Year everyone.
AM
Hessen Bub
01-01-11, 13:27
Also consider Ella from St Petersburg. Both girls are porn-star 'lookers' and give superb service to all-comers.Yes she does. Just one reminder: She's in her mid-forties.
HB
Happy New Year fellow Artemis dwellers! I shall be there in a fortnight.That's 2 week correct?
I'll be up there on the 1st and 2nd of feb.
Would have liked meeting you, maybe next time.
If anyone is planning to be there in those dates, send a pm, if you wish to meet!
And yes, I'll repeat this further on.
Happy new years guys, hope 2011 will bring peace of mind, happiness and whatever you are looking for to you all.
Ciao!
Traveller Uk
01-01-11, 13:46
Sorry Kimino. Yes fortnight = 2 weeks. I will be there 15 and 16 January.
Perhaps we need to be a bit more organised if we are ever going to meet there!
Have a great new year one and all.
Charles Browne
01-01-11, 19:11
Yes she does. Just one reminder: She's in her mid-forties.
HBElla in her mid-forties? She looks about 30-35 or so. Must be good genes! Or did you refer to someone else?
Ella in her mid-forties? She looks about 30-35 or so. Must be good genes! Or did you refer to someone else?I'm also impressed, I would have said around 35. Well, we must find out what she eats because she is in great shape!
Only sessioned with her once (or maybe twice) , and didn't click with me particularly. But she is a pro and very gentle person. IMHO.
Ciao
Basketcase
01-01-11, 21:16
Yes she does. Just one reminder: She's in her mid-forties.
HBSo cool. So I have been fucking a forty something. Hey, don't knock it until you have tried it. .
Hessen Bub
01-01-11, 21:22
Ella in her mid-forties? She looks about 30-35 or so. Must be good genes! Or did you refer to someone else?Parts of her body may be 5 years or younger, so in average she could be 35. I've fucked Ella at Oase 6 or 7 years ago, then she was in her end-thirties.
HB
Parts of her body may be 5 years or younger, so in average she could be 35.Ahahaha great HB.
Ciao
I'm also impressed, I would have said around 35. Well, we must find out what she eats because she is in great shape!
Lots of exercise and a high-protein diet, no doubt.
Anyway, if she's really that much older than she looks, well, you get the benefit of younger looks and older experience, so it's really a win-win as far as I'm concerned.
Anybody got any recent intel on a short, blonde, round assed, Polish girl at Artemis going by Shauna? WOO this nasty little thing has a soft, tight, warm, deep, pink, Polish girl arsehole that brought me such joy and pleasure. I buggered Shauna up the butt as hard and as fierce as I have any human being. I took immense joy watching her scream and cry out and clutch and scratch at the sheets with with fingernails. . . and looking at herself in the bedside mirror at the same time . . . getting thoroughly sodomized up her arsehole. And responding YEAH when I asked her if she liked me dickin' her in her Polish asshole. GAWD I love to fuck Polish girls! Can't wait for some more of Shauna's pink Polish pooty hole. Hope she's still working at Artemis the next time I go!
Traveller Uk
01-04-11, 18:57
I suspect that Shauna cannot wait for your next visit.
LittleTruths
01-04-11, 20:00
I suspect that Shauna cannot wait for your next visit..
Hehehheehhehehehehe
Markthomas1950
01-05-11, 01:35
I buggered Shauna up the butt as hard and as fierce as I have any human being. I took immense joy watching her scream and cry out and clutch and scratch at the sheets with with fingernails. . . . . getting thoroughly sodomized up her arsehole. Don't you love it when she does that.
Nice.
Don't you love it when she does that.
Nice. It likes it a LOT! I pray she's there the next time I'm at Artemis. Was in the early afternoon last time when she approached me and said she was into anal. Was perfect timing too because I'd already enjoyed the good breakfast they put out and had time to relax before starting out right. . . right in Shauna's butt! LOL!
Mathias037
01-07-11, 14:31
Hi there,
Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).
Thanks in advance
Angus Magee
01-07-11, 14:32
Hi there,
Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).
Thanks in advanceYes they do and yes it is Wednesday.
Yes they do and yes it is Wednesday.Love it!
Thought it was on Tuesday but checked and you are right.
Must say that for what I recall in my last visits, not all the girls dress up and some of them do it also in non dessous days.
Which I think makes sense.
Bye
Angus Magee
01-10-11, 16:20
Anyone recognise this girl?
http://vankampenberlin.de/stacy.html
I have never been with her (the tats turn me off) but I am certain she was for a while an Artemis regular.
AM
Anyone recognise this girl?
http://vankampenberlin.de/stacy.html
I have never been with her (the tats turn me off) but I am certain she was for a while an Artemis regular.
AMYes, that's probably the Stacy I reported on last year here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=983017&viewfull=1#post983017
A very nice tattoo if one likes that sort of thing.
The following two days took place during the IFA messe in September 2010. I won't reveal the dates but it was weekdays.
I'm a very busy man so it may take some time to report.
Day one, part 1:
Checked in at my home airport with a nice feeling in my mind and a grin of my face, looking at all the unfamiliar people that were also heading for Berlin. Certainly for different reasons than mine. Once through the stressful security control I made it in time to cool down with a beer and a sandwich before boarding the plane.
The flight was well, no turbulence that that disturbed my good mood and good looking stewardesses (blondes) that served me another beer short after take-off and then an Absolut with a Coke which made me feel warm and cosy. Looking at those fine looking stewardesses made me longing for Artemis. Tried to flirt with them but they didn't seemed to care about my invitations.
Landed at the airport and had, as at my previous visit, planned to take some kind of public transport but it seemed very difficult and like a waste of time so once again I took a taxi. (How come all taxi drivers in Berlin are foreigners?) Placed myself in the backseat on the right side, where I could clearly see the taximeter, the driver and the GPS screen. I had memorized the way (the map) from the airport to the hotel, don't like to get hustled.
Checked in at Swissotel Berlin Hotel (my kind of hotel) and went to the elevators. In the room, which was very very nice, the first thing I did was checking out the safe where I placed all my money. 6 credit cards, passport, flight tickets, camera, car keys, cell-phone and computer and then went straight to the mini bar.
To be continued.
Norjan
Hessen Bub
01-10-11, 21:46
(How come all taxi drivers in Berlin are foreigners?) How come all cab drivers in NYC are foreigners? It's a low pay job, that's why.
HB
The following two days took place during the IFA messe in September 2010. I won't reveal the dates but it was weekdays.
I'm a very busy man so it may take some time to report.
Day one, part 1:
Landed at the airport and had, as at my previous visit, planned to take some kind of public transport but it seemed very difficult and like a waste of time so once again I took a taxi. (How come all taxi drivers in Berlin are foreigners?) Placed myself in the backseat on the right side, where I could clearly see the taximeter, the driver and the GPS screen. I had memorized the way (the map) from the airport to the hotel, don't like to get hustled.
Checked in at Swissotel Berlin Hotel (my kind of hotel) and went to the elevators. In the room, which was very very nice, the first thing I did was checking out the safe where I placed all my money. 6 credit cards, passport, flight tickets, camera, car keys, cell-phone and computer and then went straight to the mini bar.
To be continued.
NorjanTaxi drivers in berlin you can trust. I have + 100 rides and never been hustled. Another thing, I don't think we need details about all your cash, there are better forums to show off all your stuff.
Anyone recognise this girl?
http://vankampenberlin.de/stacy.html
I have never been with her (the tats turn me off) but I am certain she was for a while an Artemis regular.
AMI think I remember her. Old artemis stuff.
Hi guys!
Looks like I will probably get the opportunity to spend a Friday night at Artemis pretty soon. It will be my third visit (sorry for not posting a proper report of the second one).
Now I have a question for all you Artemis pros: My previous visits have been Monday and Tuesday afternoon / evenings. Of course I understand that a Friday evening will probably be quite different when it comes to the number of girls and customers, but how big is the difference? What are the pros and cons of the slower weekday nights versus busy weekends? Will I on a Friday see tough competition for girls / seats in the bar area / rooms / showers etc, or do you think that the advantage of more girls outweighs the disadvantages?
I ask because there might be a slight chance that I can reschedule the trip if I act soon (even though I'm probably stuck with the Friday option.)
Any thoughts? Thanks in advance!
By the way, do one see more action in public, for example on the circular beds in the main bar and in the kinos, on weekends that on the slower weekdays. I quite like the feeling of "sophisticated orgy" that in-the-open-sex can give (I'm thinking Eyes Wide Shut here again).
Hi guys!
Looks like I will probably get the opportunity to spend a Friday night at Artemis pretty soon. It will be my third visit (sorry for not posting a proper report of the second one).
Now I have a question for all you Artemis pros: My previous visits have been Monday and Tuesday afternoon / evenings. Of course I understand that a Friday evening will probably be quite different when it comes to the number of girls and customers, but how big is the difference? What are the pros and cons of the slower weekday nights versus busy weekends? Will I on a Friday see tough competition for girls / seats in the bar area / rooms / showers etc, or do you think that the advantage of more girls outweighs the disadvantages?
I ask because there might be a slight chance that I can reschedule the trip if I act soon (even though I'm probably stuck with the Friday option.)
Any thoughts? Thanks in advance!
By the way, do one see more action in public, for example on the circular beds in the main bar and in the kinos, on weekends that on the slower weekdays. I quite like the feeling of "sophisticated orgy" that in-the-open-sex can give (I'm thinking Eyes Wide Shut here again). Ciao Dr Jeckill, another factor that may change things a lot is if in the particular date that you will be visiting there is a expo going on or not and which one. Check here:
http://www1.messe-berlin.de
I visited Artemis both in very busy expo evenings and very relaxed weekday afternoons (never earlier than 2pm) and never was disappointed.
In busy nights, with many men around, you usually get also a lot of nice girls. Girls enter "production mode" and tend to maximize their earnings doing things a bit in a hurry, at times. You might have to wait for a room etc.
A couple of times I was in Artemis in very busy nigts, meaning that the place was full, but for some reason all men where drinking or lying around, all girls where complaining for the lack of action and very few where fucking. Kind of good situation.
Basically you never know. Still I never found myself in a situation where there was not enough good looking girls around. This happened to me in a couple of other fkks, in other areas.
I wouldn't worry about it, you will have fun.
My 2cents.
Kimino
Traveller Uk
01-14-11, 12:10
It is quite difficult to call as it depends on how many Italians will arrive for their 24 hours shag-fest. As Kimino says, if they're are lots of guys around then there tends to be lots of girls.
I am there this weekend and will be interested to see whether a mid January weekend is quiter than normal because of the post Christmas lull. There have been few reports on this thread of late, so it may be that people are paying off their credit cards and avoiding the wet weather. Then again, it may be hectic.
In my experience there isn't a consistant amount of public shagging. Blow jobs and sex in the kinos happens regularly but personally I have never seen it in the bars.
Angus Magee
01-14-11, 12:46
Weekends are fine, just busier. As Kimino notes the Messe scene has as much to do with busy-ness as the day of the week, if not more. Unless you have a clear choice I would not worry about it to much. The main time to avoid are the very busy Messe be they weekend or week day events. The busiest one I have seen was the fruit & vegetable buyers Messe. It was a mad house with guys doubling up on lockers.
As for public sex in the bar-it happens but is not a regular occurrence at Artemis. I have seen blow jobs, MMF threesomes (a very public one on one of the bar beds) and a FFM threesome and a few public MF sessions. But it is not something you can count on unless you head to the kino.
AM
Charlie 123
01-14-11, 15:06
Happy New Year to you all.
Popped in this week for my first appearance of 2011. There were many girls and few fellas. Most of the girls were new, or at least unknown to me. It appears that the financial uncertainties continue to bear upon the level of female attendance at Artemis.
I had two good sessions with regular girls, including a particularly hot one with Gabicza (Hung. 23 yo. 5'3' tall, big tits, sweet face, lip stud, a few tats). I had commissioned her to do me a private lap-dance as part of our session, and she produced a very raunchy performance. We ended up having a 2 hour session which proved immensely enjoyable for us both.
I also test-drove a new provider. Elizabeth from Brazil (MILF, big bolt-ons, quite tall, angular face, quite pretty). A solid performance with all the usual acoutrements (DATY, DFK, BBBJ etc). Good session. No special reason to repeat.
Best.
Charlie
Happy New Year to you all.
Popped in this week for my first appearance of 2011. There were many girls and few fellas. Most of the girls were new, or at least unknown to me. It appears that the financial uncertainties continue to bear upon the level of female attendance at Artemis.
I had two good sessions with regular girls, including a particularly hot one with Gabicza (Hung. 23 yo. 5'3' tall, big tits, sweet face, lip stud, a few tats). I had commissioned her to do me a private lap-dance as part of our session, and she produced a very raunchy performance. We ended up having a 2 hour session which proved immensely enjoyable for us both.
I also test-drove a new provider. Elizabeth from Brazil (MILF, big bolt-ons, quite tall, angular face, quite pretty). A solid performance with all the usual acoutrements (DATY, DFK, BBBJ etc). Good session. No special reason to repeat.
Best.
CharlieNice to read from you Charlie!
New girls? Nice, gambling time for me when I'll be there!
Saw Raffaella?
Arghhh.
Ciao!
Taxi drivers in berlin you can trust. I have + 100 rides and never been hustled. Another thing, I don't think we need details about all your cash, there are better forums to show off all your stuff.OK, good to hear. I'm very surprised thou about the taxi drivers. They all seem so hmm. Dishevelled, and they smoke and they do not use the seat belt etc. I would prefer more sophisticated and more well-kept drivers.
Another thing, I don't try to show off. I haven't even mentioned how much money I brought yet. I just try to give newbies good advice how to handle things, money, valuables etc in a safe way when traveling. No one likes to go abroad and get robbed.
Norjan
I was there recently. I had cold and was really looking forward to using the steam room, only to realize that Artemis does not have a steam room. They have a 60 degree and 90 degree dry sauna but no steam room. I am sure this is a well known fact to regulars but I thought it might be helpful to less frequent visitors.
Thanks for the input guys, and the link!
http://www1.messe-berlin.de
Unfortunately it seems like my visit WILL be during a big messe. It's Internationale Grüne Woche Berlin (21. 01 to 30. 01. 2011) : "The world's biggest fair for food, agriculture and horticulture". Damn, doesn't sound too good.
Oh well, I probably can't influence the timing in any case, so I can either take my chances I guess, or just forget it and take an early flight home. Hmm. Skipping a night of naked ladies and fantasy sex is not an easy decision to make.
OK, good to hear. I'm very surprised thou about the taxi drivers. They all seem so hmm. Dishevelled, and they smoke and they do not use the seat belt etc. I would prefer more sophisticated and more well-keptI saw a white Hammer limo going around Berlin, you could try hiring that. Just kidding.
I can only confirm that I find taxi drivers in Berlin to be absolutely fine, and I definitely use them a lot.
Thanks for the input guys, and the link!
Unfortunately it seems like my visit WILL be during a big messe. It's Internationale Grüne Woche Berlin (21. 01 to 30. 01. 2011) : "The world's biggest fair for food, agriculture and horticulture". Damn, doesn't sound too good.
Oh well, I probably can't influence the timing in any case, so I can either take my chances I guess, or just forget it and take an early flight home. Hmm. Skipping a night of naked ladies and fantasy sex is not an easy decision to make. I'll be there 2 days after that.
Give it a try. It's obviously personal, but extremely chaotic and busy nights can be just as good if you are in the mood and you just dive in it.
Also, usually the real chaos starts late. People leave the messe, go to eat with customers or colleagues and then get to Artemis, maybe around 23:00 or such. The majority of them.
Ciao.
Kimino
London Traveller
01-15-11, 22:40
I had arranged to meet Traveller Uk. He had told me he would be there at about 11. 30. But he was early and spotted me at reception as I had said that I would arrive pretty much on the dot of 11. I enjoyed his company and it was great to have someone knowledgeable to while away the time with in between shags (which as I only went for half hour sessions was quite a lot of hours!)
Things seemed pretty quiet anyway, maybe the January lull. The atmosphere was more like a Sunday than a Saturday and talent seemed pretty thin on the ground. I selected Fatima, a 27 year old slim Slovakian girl with a pert bum, who I had seen previously and who had proved a reliable performer on that occasion in the kino. This time we went to a room and I was not disappointed by a good GFE that went on for the whole half hour with a lot of enthusiasm on her part.
Traveller Uk had recommended Alison, a beautiful blonde German lass from Cologne. 27, who was by far the most stunning woman in the brothel today. I gave her a roll and she proved to be a good session for someone so visually stunning, although she did lose a bit of enthusiasm at the end, also kissing was only without tongues and not that prolonged. However the beauty of her face and her natural D-cups, which looked spectacular hanging down in doggy, was worth the 60 euros invested.
After dinner my final selection was Jenny, a curvy 30 year old blonde German resident of Stuttgart, where she has a career and family. I pretty much grabbed her outside the kino and without exchanging many words she was soon sucking me off on her knees. Only pausing briefly to ask me where I came from (which I didn't answer, asking her to just get on with things and I'd tell her later) she did more oral sex, then I shagged her in the kino in cowgirl, missionary and doggy, before we went to the room next door to finish off. Which she did with more oral, then reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. At which she was very skilled. This energetic performer satisfied me for the day, which I finished off with a sauna.
In between the action I also had the chance to have a couple of brief chats with the gorgeous Nina. My favourite girl at Artemis, even if we haven't seen much room action lately.
I look forward to meeting Traveller Uk again tomorrow.
I had two good sessions with regular girls, including a particularly hot one with Gabicza (Hung. 23 yo. 5'3' tall, big tits, sweet face, lip stud, a few tats). I had commissioned her to do me a private lap-dance as part of our session, and she produced a very raunchy performance.Private lap dance, sounds interesting. Did that took place in a zimmer? Is that a common thing among the girls, I mean, do most of them do that? 50 Euros?
Norjan
Charlie 123
01-15-11, 23:25
Private lap dance, sounds interesting. Did that took place in a zimmer? Is that a common thing among the girls, I mean, do most of them do that? 50 Euros?
NorjanYeah, it took place in the Zimmer. It was just something fun that I suggested to her to brighten up the session. No charge for the lapdance. I have sessioned with Gabicza 5 or 6 times in the past, including duets, and there was never a suggestion that I would give her anything extra for the service.
I don't know if it's common. I never asked before. It was just something that sprang to mind on the day and she was more than happy to oblige.
C
Design Pro
01-16-11, 13:24
Hit Berlin for the first time yesterday with big plans for Artemis. I have experienced Oase outside Frankfurt a couple of times and FKK Swiss down in Zurich so pretty much knew what to expect. Artemis definitely did not disappoint. Paid the 80 Euro entrance fee, got my robe & key and grabbed a good shower. It was interesting exploring the different floors to see exactly how the place was laid out. I liked the idea of having a Kino, bar & lounge on a completely different level than the pool, sauna etc downstairs. I think this did a good job of creating different atmospheres depending on your taste (I prefer lounging poolside).
Anyway, after a nap and checking out the talent I ran into Marta from Moldavia (not 100% sure on the name). Thin with dark hair, great curves, sweet and gentle. She didn't mind kissing and fooling around in the Kino until we retired to a room. She knew all the right moves and we have a great time, BBJ and multiple positions until finish.
Round two was with Isabela from Latvia. She is a sure winner in looks (petite with a killer ass, legs. The whole package) but a downer if you want any sort of connection (fake or otherwide). Isabela is a wham bam thank you sir kinda girl so be warned. We headed to the room and she went right to it with an obvious desire to finish as fast as possible. Fortunately I don't let any of this bug me and took my sweet time enjoying the sights.
Heading back today for another relaxing day in paradise before heading back to prison.
London Traveller
01-17-11, 00:14
As Saturday (see below) had been more like a Sunday in feel, due to the low numbers of girls and punters, so Sunday was really much too quiet, even for my tastes. I arrived at 11 am and by 3 pm I was pretty much despairing of finding a talented girl to session with and had not been with anyone yet. The reliable Jenna had been monopolised by a regular client of hers all morning and as soon as she became free again she was snapped up. Nina, much to my embarrassment, snubbed me in front of everyone in the smoking lounge (fortunately as things were quiet this wasn't too many people). However this had a fortunate outcome, for which I suppose I should thank her (thanks Nina!) in that the only girl who gave me anything remotely like a human expression when this happened (I had tried to get Nina to sit next to me, including by calling out her name in a friendly way, but she walked pretty much straight by, pausing only to say that my 'friend' Fatima wasn't in that day) was an attractive brunette with her hair in a lovely bob, who was on the neighbouring sofa.
Shortly after the rejection from Nina I was chatting with this girl who turned out to be Paulina. 24, from Poznan in Poland. Her English wasn't as good as her German (my German is pretty much non-existent) but it was good enough and we managed to communicate well. I liked her relaxed style and girlfriend-like demeanour. She told me that she didn't like 5 minute sessions which, as I was looking for a GFE was just what I wanted to hear. In the room, which she wasn't in a hurry to go to, I took my time kissing and pleasuring her, which she seemed to appreciate, and we spent an enjoyable hour together, with one orgasm each being the final result. Throughout she was very affectionate, which is what I had been asking some other girls to do yesterday but with a lack of success, so I was really lucky to find her. I think that Paulina is my new favourite!
I will be returning to Berlin from 29th January (Saturday) for a whole week. So anyone who would like to fix up a meeting at Artemis. Please drop me a line and we can coordinate!
Basketcase
01-17-11, 01:14
nina, much to my embarrassment, snubbed me in front of everyone in the smoking lounge (fortunately as things were quiet this wasn't too many people). (i had tried to get nina to sit next to me, including by calling out her name in a friendly way, but she walked pretty much straight by, pausing only to say that my 'friend' fatima wasn't in that day).
shortly after the rejection from nina i was chatting with this girl who turned out to be paulina. 24, from poznan in poland. her english wasn't as good as her german (my german is pretty much non-existent) but it was good enough and we managed to communicate well. i liked her relaxed style and girlfriend-like demeanour. she told me that she didn't like 5 minute sessions which, as i was looking for a gfe was just what i wanted to hear. i think that paulina is my new favourite!
i will be returning to berlin from 29th january (saturday) for a whole week. so anyone who would like to fix up a meeting at artemis. please drop me a line and we can coordinate! hi london traveller,
nina (cz) seems to be maintaining her elusiveness that some punters have had with her stay at finca erotica and exported it to even artemis. i suppose that is how she keeps her exclusivity by limiting the exposure she has to punters.
the way you explain it tends to indicate that nina was a little peeved at you by not booking her on saturday. it is hard to read or understand the minds of these working girls who not even your girlfriend. so on the sunday she ignores you but on just to let you know that her country fellow fatima (cz) is not in that day. so sweet of her to let you know in a jealous way. is this read correct?
nice one with bagging paulina from poznan. sounds like a nice fuck.
i think it may be a little while before i return to artemis this year. the crew are not interested in exile to berlin. there is only one fkk there so there is little choice. the flat rate clubs, the brothels and other cultural interests are not on the program. we will continue to stay in hesse and nrw. even bw seems off limits.
enjoy your next trip.
Traveller Uk
01-17-11, 01:57
It was good to meet up with London Traveller, I had travelled more quickly than normal from the airport and arrived at 10. 55. Also there was an English chap that I had met at Artemis in September. Between us we had a jolly time.
I started with Alison, who looked somewhat like porn star Caylian Curtis. An all natural body and a lingerie model figure. Too good to be true and we were convinced that the service would be pure opti-fick. She grabbed me in the downstairs kino and in a moment of weakness I went to a room. What a good move, nice BBBJ, responded well to DATY and with her riding on top I couldn't last long. The kissing was light, but with a lttle tongue was available as time went by.
A little later I fancied a brunette and spotted a tall, dark haired beauty, wearing a basque and looking good. Amelie from Serbia. Off to the room, the service was a little distant with no kissing, but what a body for the chaps who like the taller lady.
Finally I partied with Harlen, a Polish brunette, slim, petite with big enhanced breasts. Full on service with kwt and much more on offer, something of a PSE. Best BBBJ I have had in Artemis.
I was then knackered. The place was quiet during the day, getting busier in the evening, but not ridiculously busy.
Sunday was as usual, quite quiet. I partied with Alison again and had an even better time and a very nice chat afterwards about her own experiences. Nice girl.
I moved on to another Brunette, Bella by name, from Turkey she said, had a piercing on her lip and also on her shoulders. Big enhanced breasts. It was OK, no kissing and a bit mechanical.
I left at 6. 30 having had an enjoyable time and am looking forward to my next visit in late March.
Nina was OK with me, she remembered where I was from but not my name (quite reasonably) , so whenever she saw me she called out "Hellooo London-Boy", she doesn't stop to chat and is focused on sharking round to make her money.
Mathias037
01-17-11, 15:49
Hello,
Been there on Wednesday, January 12, after more than one year.
First a bit pissed off, when Angus Magee told me it will be the dessous day (thanks Angus for this info) , but my plane ticked was already booked. Looking all that naked girls there is a part of joy itself for me. But on the end, it turns out that it was not such a wasted day anyway.
Arrived at about 18:30, the place was not empty and not quite full. Later that evening, some girls complained that the men / girls ratio was very bad (from their perspective) and that next week (it means now) there will be a trading fair with more guests.
Thanks to my first visit there and checking this forum, I was equipped with the go / no go list of girls. So let's go to results:
Marketa, Czech.
I choose her, because of good recommendations in the forum and because she really was friendly and was trying to chat, find an eye contact etc. Here I am a bit biased, since I like what some guys call "sharking". I like girls to show some initiative, try to establish a contact and so one. I have enough of the opposite in my real life, when men need to proceed all this steps.
She is a nice blond, slim girl with nice face and a good attitude. Sex was good, DATY. 69, no DFK (on the beginning, I was considering DFK as a must, while later, I found out, that insisting will not bring me very far). Nice chat after, a bit of GFE. Was satisfied, but will not return next time.
NINA, Czech.
Another one, which I choose based on recommendations here. Not exactly my type of girl visually, but she was nice and didn't fucked me off, when I rejected her for the first time. She met me in the kino for the second time and sat down to me. She started to climb on me, DFK, BJ in the kino, so we went to theroom. Sex vas really very good. A lot of DFK. 69, active, . The only one who didn't need to use a lubricate before puting it inside. Very satisfied with her. Maybe I will repeat next time.
Jane, German.
A girl I already met a year ago. Typical German tall blonde. Friendly, nice face and perfect body. Very active in the room, she liked her pussy to be licked very much, good wild sex, even a short DFK.
Will repeat next time for sure.
Eda, Turkish (but does not look like a Turkish)
She is a petite blonde, with lovely dark brown eyes, small ass and nice tits with a piercing in one of them. She looks more like a Polish rather than a Turkish. Used to walk in a couple around the club for the whole evening. In the room, she was the pearl in the crown of the evening. Very active when I licked her pussy, trying to show me some leg positions I haven't try yet, she wanted me to play with her ass with my fingers, . Despite my quite long record of a few hundred of girls in the clubs in the last 15 years, she is the one to remember for years and the one to plan a visit to Berlin for.
I had some opportunities, which I liked, and may try them the next time:
Cindy, Polish, blond, petite, with a lovely smile.
Maya (in the couple with Magda) , blond Polish.
Kathleen, blond German, spent the whole evening on the poker machines next to the entrance. Visually not exactly my type in all that group, but I remember her from Villach (she used to be called Steffi there, and she confirmed that). In Villach, and her performance there was the best.
Denisa, brown hair, nice face, a wild haircut. On my exit she approached and asked if I will fuck her during my next visit. For sure I will.
A Polish blond couple, one being Adriana, small, big tits, in a couple with another one, slim, named Sharlene or something like that.
Even if I am not a big fan of Artemis (facilities at Oase with the jacuzzi are much better to me, compared to the cold water pool in Artemis, but there are no low cost flights to Frankfurt) , I had quite a luck with the selection this night.
Leaving the club at about midnight.
Yeah, it took place in the Zimmer. It was just something fun that I suggested to her to brighten up the session. No charge for the lapdance. I have sessioned with Gabicza 5 or 6 times in the past, including duets, and there was never a suggestion that I would give her anything extra for the service.
I don't know if it's common. I never asked before. It was just something that sprang to mind on the day and she was more than happy to oblige.
CCharlie, you lucky bastard.
I envy you.
Norjan
London Traveller
01-17-11, 22:44
hi london traveller,
nina (cz) seems to be maintaining her elusiveness that some punters have had with her stay at finca erotica and exported it to even artemis. i suppose that is how she keeps her exclusivity by limiting the exposure she has to punters.
the way you explain it tends to indicate that nina was a little peeved at you by not booking her on saturday. it is hard to read or understand the minds of these working girls who not even your girlfriend. so on the sunday she ignores you but on just to let you know that her country fellow fatima (cz) is not in that day. so sweet of her to let you know in a jealous way. is this read correct?
nice one with bagging paulina from poznan. sounds like a nice fuck.
i think it may be a little while before i return to artemis this year. the crew are not interested in exile to berlin. there is only one fkk there so there is little choice. the flat rate clubs, the brothels and other cultural interests are not on the program. we will continue to stay in hesse and nrw. even bw seems off limits.
enjoy your next trip. nina is a real professional career girl. i don't think that she was 'peeved' about my not seeing her the previous day, but it is a question of effort and economics. when i first saw her she was very keen on getting the 50 euro cim bonus and i think that this is what makes the work worthwhile for her, as the 60 euro half hour rate is not enough. the last couple of times i have been with her there has been no bonus and i have managed to get her to work hard for the half hour, which she knows might be written about on this forum as a punter at artemis prints these pages out and shows them to her (hi nina!). she works the room very hard, and is nearly always busy. she has regular clients but also likes to approach new men. she doesn't really need to see someone like me who will be a lot of effort for only the minimum reward. hence she recommends me to her friend fatima, who needs the business more and will be happy to work for it, but nina herself isn't really interested in seeing me herself in the future, even when the club is fairly quiet (as it was yesterday) as she is one of the most popular and busy girls there.
however, i like nina. she speaks good english, has a good sense of humour and is very entertaining company. i was disappointed when she didn't sit with me at dinner at the weekend, but chose to be on a table with some other girls, who she didn't seem to chat to (however fatima was happy to sit with me on another occasion, even though she didn't understand too much of my english chit chat!). i'm sure if nina has a word with me about what she wants we could come to some agreeement that we are both happy with and have a great session together. however, if she doesn't want to see me any more. such is life and i'm sure she will do well without me, although i will miss her.
London Traveller
01-17-11, 22:47
NINA, Czech.
Another one, which I choose based on recommendations here. Not exactly my type of girl visually, but she was nice and didn't fucked me off, when I rejected her for the first time. She met me in the kino for the second time and sat down to me. She started to climb on me, DFK, BJ in the kino, so we went to theroom. Sex vas really very good. A lot of DFK. 69, active, . The only one who didn't need to use a lubricate before puting it inside. Very satisfied with her. Maybe I will repeat next time. Some girls lube up in the loo before going with a guy.
Markthomas1950
01-17-11, 23:07
Some girls lube up in the loo before going with a guy.I guess one will know if the girl has or not lubed themselves prior if you lick their pussy before fucking them. LOL.
Nebula2001
01-18-11, 16:41
Does anyone have an information about the mysterious VIP lounge?
I remember reading a mention of it on fkk-artemis. De but didn't really had much of an explication.
Nebula2001
01-18-11, 16:46
I remember reading a mention of it on fkk-artemis. De but didn't really had much of an explication.Wow, my mind seems to have wandered off for a moment there. Here's what I intended to type:
I remember reading a mention of it on the Artemis website, but it didn't really have much of an explanation.
"However, if she doesn't want to see me any more. Such is life and I'm sure she will do well without me, although I will miss her".
There is a long list of guys in several clubs who have been in this position. It is one of her many skills!
Basketcase
01-19-11, 22:18
Nina is a real professional career girl. However, if she doesn't want to see me any more. Such is life and I'm sure she will do well without me, although I will miss her.Hi London Traveller,
You sound like a love struck romeo. LOL.
Some of these girls play hard to get to maintain their exclusivity. If you are on her black ball list then I guess that is the end. I am sure your girlfriends at Oase will see you right. There are plenty more fish in the sea.
London Traveller
01-19-11, 23:17
Hi London Traveller,
You sound like a love struck romeo. LOL.
Some of these girls play hard to get to maintain their exclusivity. If you are on her black ball list then I guess that is the end. I am sure your girlfriends at Oase will see you right. There are plenty more fish in the sea. I do tend to fall for the girls a bit. Sometimes with unfortunate consequences. I am returning to Artemis before I get to visit Oase again, so there should be plenty of chances to find out if Nina has blackballed me permanently or not.
I do tend to fall for the girls a bit. Sometimes with unfortunate consequences. I am returning to Artemis before I get to visit Oase again, so there should be plenty of chances to find out if Nina has blackballed me permanently or not.Hi London Traveller;
I have been, in the past, in the same situation, few times in fact, in differents clubs and with different women.
My feed back is " better to avoid to go in artemis during few months and change your mind right now with other girls in other clubs"; better for you and for Nina.
I have been a couple of times at the GoldenTime in Brüggen and often I go to Globe in Zurich.
Now I would like to try something new.
I am undecided between the Palace in Frankfurt and the Artemis in Berlin.
I read that line-up in Palace is better than in Artemis; also I read that girls performance in Artemis are, however, better than in Palace.
What experience do you have had in these clubs?
Angus Magee
01-20-11, 16:18
Just posted-the Artemis visitors guide. Everything you need to know about visiting this club in one place.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690
AM
London Traveller. Remember that nothing is permanent, especially in FKK land. Nina may well decide, after she has not seen you for several months, to treat you like a long lost (half hour / one hour) friend. That has happened in the past with several guys who she avoided for a few months. It's her prerogative (and also ours. The guys). Remember that what counts is her income. Good luck
Hi London Traveller;
I have been, in the past, in the same situation, few times in fact, in differents clubs and with different women.
My feed back is " better to avoid to go in artemis during few months and change your mind right now with other girls in other clubs"; better for you and for Nina. Absolutely!
Imo.
Kimino
Charlie 123
01-21-11, 00:59
Hi.
It's the Fashion Messe week in Berlin, so Artemis was totally overrun with visitors on both days.
On Tuesday I had spent 90 minutes on a lounger with a Romanian spinner with whom I've been with a couple of times before, but I'm ashamed to say that I have committed the cardinal sin of forgetting her name. Pretty girl, fun session. Useless report, I know.
On Wednesday I came in a bit earlier, and at 6 pm just about managed to avoid the rush-hour. There were plenty of both guys and gals around at that time, but it hadn't yet developed into the pandemonium of the night before, with scores of men hanging around in the bar and no lasses in sight with resulting 40 minute waits for a room to become free and all the attendant stress and bullshit.
I had a terrific hour with 2 previous acquaintances, Carla and Antonia. Both girls are Romanian. Carla is slightly heavy-set, medium height, fairly full-busted, speaks excellent English and is witty, sharp, intelligent and fun. Antonia is slight, blond, small tits, plain face and somewhat shy in character until she's in the bedroom where she is a real superstar. They work well together and last night was a spledid display of their joint talents. Sucking, licking, fucking, kissing, full lesbi-action. The works. Anybody who fancies a genuine duet experience could do much worse than seeking out this sexy (if somewhat ordinary-looking) pair of sweeties.
I quit at 8 pm and returned after midnight intending to have a 2nd round (actually a 3rd round, 'because I'd had a 40 minute session at the Liberty bordelle mid-afternoon). By that time though the place was mobbed, you couldn't move in the bar, changing rooms or near the staircase and the queue for rooms stretched halfway back down the stairs, so I just left.
The 2 day experience reminded me how important it is for the atmosphere of the place that there is a good balance betwen the number of men and women in the club. Too few guys and the girls get grumpy, too many and they get greedy. When it's empty they won't leave you alone for 2 minutes and when it's jumping they don't have 30 seconds to chat and just want to go straight upstairs.
Conclusion. When the Messe is on, come early. Plenty of nice girls around from early afternoon but not overrun with star-struck newbies getting drunk and being uncool.
Charlie
Hi.
Conclusion. When the Messe is on, come early. Plenty of nice girls around from early afternoon but not overrun with star-struck newbies getting drunk and being uncool.
CharlieActually, the best thing to do is visit a day or two just before a Messe start. Number of girls is higher than normal.
And the number of guys are about the same. I remember an early night before a Messe, I was alone in the main bar with over 100 naked girls, there's a picture you do not forget so easily.
But this is something you can never plan exactly, that's what makes fkk something special. You never know what will happen.
Charlie 123
01-21-11, 17:25
Actually, the best thing to do is visit a day or two just before a Messe start. Number of girls is higher than normal. And the number of guys are about the same.You're right, that's probably the best solution of all.
C
hi guys i was in berlin during this week and i have tried artemis on tuesday an wednesday. both days i went in the late afternoon about 15:00
as this was first visite to the paradise i did not make hurry. i observed the place during 2-3 hours and started the sesions.
tuesday :first experience was with a young petite german blonde called liz she aws spaking fluent english and her lovely face and body attracted me. was a nice session she starts slowly but then gets the rhytm. can be repeated.
second girl was called alektra (n&304; ck) she is turkish actually grown up in hamburg germany has a pretty face and nice tits makes attraction but although i am turkish and can got a good talking first i couldn't get the right rhytym with her she was quite cold on the action with escaping from eye contact even. not recommended.
as mentioned by other fellows the club got very crowded mainly by the italian guys by mid night girls even worked non stop upstairs-downstairs there was a crowd of at least 20 men waiting at the front desk for enterance while i was leaving at 01:30.
wednesday: first session was with a lovely slovakian beauty fatima (n&304; ck) i noticed her while taking a drink at dowstairs bar had an eye contact but not wanted to make a session beacuse i had just arrived but within an hour she approached me by the main kino had a nice conversation followed was one the hottest action i have ever had she hold the mood in every second of the action. receomended.
second action was with a lovely petite blonde antonia from romania i was impressed with her sweet glances perfect match hair style with her lovely face her english provided a nice frank conversation followed by a sweating hot action ca not forget. recommended.
third action was while the club was getting crowded about 1900 and iwas thinking of leaving but i noticed the gorgeous brazilian whose name i can not remember although repeated myself much. she had a body with perfect geometry made her very conditive in the action consuming a huge amount of energy from me. was a wonderful session recommended.
so after 3 good session i decided to stay longer had the dinner got some rest dowstairs and was ready for another action with a blonde model type german beauty jane. she had aproached me before in the early hours but i said later because i was targetting antonia at that time. but later i decided to have a sesion with her because she was just the most beatiful girl left available at that time because of the growing crowd. she said she wasnt kissing and that makes me a little bit dissapointed but i had i good session all the way again she was naughty did not want to lose the control and obeyed her for a difference from the aerlier action in which i was the dominant. that would have been just magnificent if she had had kissed tooo.
fifth action was with a [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) type perfect german beauty sammy. sahe was in my opinion the most beatiful girl through my visits had aproached me early in the day too but informed she wasnt kissing too so i postponed to make an action. but later about 00:00 i was dreaming of her perfect body and [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901) face. i just missed the chance 1 hour before as aproaching her she was captured by another guy so i chose to make action with jane. but when she got available i quicky aproached and got her i had had noticed an empty cabin downstairs which i did not prefered in the previous actions but i wasnt in the mood for waiting for the reguler rooms downstairs and had the best breath taking session with her which she liked too after i told she was my fifth of the day she opened her eyes in a astonished way and said that she had realised i was crazy during the action and that confirms.
to sum up 2 days of top pleasure at artemis. definitely loking forward to the next time.
Haven't had a chance to visit Berlin since late 2009-my first to Artemis. I was there this past Tuesday start to finish (almost).
Comparing the two visits:
-building the same.
-prices the same.
-gamesmanship? I think the girls are devaluating the service for the 30 min visit.
-Best value-eye candy for hours upon end.
-Least value-time always shorter than you want, upselling constant
My sessions were:
Leia, dark short hair, thin, enhanced, tanned. Talks a good game about doing a massage and going slowly, but after the 5 min massage its upsell time and fairly complicated-prostate massage, body cum, in mouth, . All for 50 euro more (or 50 each) , spend and hour, on and on. She never did blow me-just oiled up hand job, then finish from behind. Very demanding also-"touch my tits!" "Don't touch my pussy!" Probably the oddest session ever. Enjoyed the dirty talk but would never go near that again.
Lecky-tiny Thai girl. She was there in 2009 but I could never meet up with her-she likes playing the video games all day and really doesn't troll much for work. So I approached her and off we went-perfect session: kissing, foreplay, full 30 minutes. BBBJ, multi-positions. Decent enough English. She's so little she can do lots of interesting angles.
Last two sessions-forgot names-1 German. 1 Romanian. Optically appealing girls, but basic suck / fuck / out. The Romanian really whined about wanting an hour.
Odds N' Ends: Jenna is still there-quite the queen of the castle with her massive attachments. Interesting, though, in that she was not nearly as busy as in 2009, and seemed available most of the day. I sessioned with her in 2009 and it was great but rarely repeat, so passed. Recognized a few other players from 2009 who are a bit shark like for my taste.
So maybe the 30 min session is dead. Problem is-I've done an hour before, and you end up just laying there talking about absolutely nothing true or interesting. I think the girls would make a lot more money if they gave an honest level of time / service for 60 euro, and if discounted an hour to 100 euro and upped the service further I think they would come out way ahead. Just a theory.
So despite the usual "this is unbelievable" response in 2009, I was underwhelmed this time and left wanting something different. Food and facilities are a plus-see my prior comparisons to FKK world, Oasis, Colosseum.
So maybe the 30 min session is dead.Probably not but this upselling stuff is coming up in more and more reports.
Personally for a reason or another it's kind of rare I end up with a plain vanilla session, unless I end up in a room with a girl that disappoints me for some reason. Tipically the ones that start moaning while we are still going up the stairs or the "don't this, don't that" ones.
Boh, I'll see in a weeks time I guess! Ahahaha.
Kimino
How is the scene on Sundays? And what time is best to go in day time? Any recommendations for next Sunday?
Angus Magee
01-24-11, 10:29
How is the scene on Sundays? And what time is best to go in day time? Any recommendations for next Sunday?Please read the thread. This sort of basic info is discussed time and again and never changes that much. I also just posted to my blog a pretty extensive guide. The link is posted a few reports below but hey, I'll post it again.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690
AM
I think you need to pick your girl for 30 min sessions.
On the one hand, there are girls that you can have fairly quick session with such as Leki, Samira and Danzuella / Daniela.
There are others where its an hour or nothing such as Vivian, Carmen etc.
Sometimes it varies on the moment: Siena or Victoria.
You need a plan. Most of the girls are fine if you tell them what's you need.
I have missed Leki the last couple of times. She is often a first of the day 30 min deal for me maybe with a short Thai massage added. She can be hot and cold. A few months ago, I got in early, not much happening. Leki came and lay on the downstairs back corner lounge while I had coffee and started masturbating. Told me she was horny and in need of help. What's a chap to do?
We went to the room. She politely asked about time stroking my friend. We settled on an hour with massage and DATY. She joked about me cumming twice (not happening for me). It was a great session, she was wet as hell and very verbal. Approach an hour she reverted into a BBBJ. With her kneeling in front of me she ask me to show her my cum.
I am not the biggest volume guy in the world but a week without action and a frenetic session resulted in a torrent all over her face, in her hair and down into her cute tits. Looked like something from Peter North. This girl has a bit of temper so I wondered how she would react. She started laughing and got the stuff out of her eyes and rubbed into into her breasts and tummy. I lay there wasted. Total PSE.
We cleaned up, rested there for a while and then head down. I was ready to part with E170 for an hour a COF / CIm charge. I fronted with 2 x E100 notes and she went for change. She returned with E80 and refused the extra. I had given her a lipstick she likes the color of. I still have the image of her standing near the lockers with my cum in her hair and handing me 80 Euro change. Priceless.
I repeated but only for 30 min later in the week, it was athletic but not quite as spectacular. No upsell, she had told me the second time around that she was a bit tired but would try for me. Honest?
I guess the point is she seems to want to earn the extra time, although I am sure thats not universal.
Lecky-tiny Thai girl. She was there in 2009 but I could never meet up with her-she likes playing the video games all day and really doesn't troll much for work. So I approached her and off we went-perfect session: kissing, foreplay, full 30 minutes. BBBJ, multi-positions. Decent enough English. She's so little she can do lots of interesting angles.
So maybe the 30 min session is dead. .
Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report.
Mr Styles. What a brilliant piece of work. Everybody will be in your debt. Any chance of update being in alphabetical order, given the huge comprehensiveness?
Mr Styles. What a brilliant piece of work. Everybody will be in your debt. Any chance of update being in alphabetical order, given the huge comprehensiveness?Absolutely NOT! It is OK to describe a session with a girl in words, good or bad, egal. Process the info the way you want.
But presenting list of girls on ISG shows that you have no respect. If someone wants to use such a list and walk around in a club for personal use, if you want OK.
I hope this list will be deleted from ISG. No hard feeling Mr. S. But this is my point of view.
B30
Angus Magee
01-24-11, 19:38
Absolutely NOT! It is OK to describe a session with a girl in words, good or bad, egal. Process the info the way you want.
But presenting list of girls on ISG shows that you have no respect. If someone wants to use such a list and walk around in a club for personal use, if you want OK.
I hope this list will be deleted from ISG. No hard feeling Mr. S. But this is my point of view.
B30 Got to agree with B30 here. I had a quick look through the list and found it to be. Well. Sort of off. This is just the sort of thing that I think would make us ISGers look like real jerks.
Just my opinion.
I smell a big debate coming on this one....
AM
Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report. I don't understand. You've been to Artemis once and you are submitting a list with votes on what. 100 girls?
I really feel this is totally useless and must agree with what Angus and B30 said.
Ciao
Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report.Thank you so much. I don't have the luxury of doing trial and error in clubs so list like these help me out a lot. There are way too many girls in a club so I don't feel like remembering all good preformers. I prefer to just have a list of bad performers to help me avoid them and then see if there is chemistry between me and the rest of the girls.
Day one, part 2.
My room was at floor eight and had a nice view and I just stood there looking out, drinking German beer planning my Artemis visit. I realized I wouldn't be able to have energy enough at Artemis without having dinner and eating at Artemis wouldn't even cross my mind so I went out in the street and just across there were a pasta restaurant where I had a good meal and a tall glass with what I think is called Weiss Bier? When paying the girl at the desk she tried to hustle me, I gave her a 50 Euro bill (the meal was 13 Euros) and she only gave me 7 Euros back. I asked her where my other 30 Euros were and she quickly gave me the money. I thought about telling some management but felt it would take unnecessary time so I just left. It was clearly thou that she tried to take advantage of me, being a non German and not used to handle Euros.
Back in my room I had a shower, then placed money in both socks and in a money belt. In my pocket 80 Euros and coins for the S-bahn, just like at my previous visit. Also brought a bag with Artemis necessities. Left my passport in the safe, but brought a scanned copy in case of a police raid at the club.
The walk to Zoo-garden took about 10 minutes and was quite nice but once inside the station stress took over. This is really a hellish place to be in. Confusing train maps, confusing ticket machines, unreliable foreigners, pocket thieves etc. Etc. Walked by the machine until there was no line and then placed gloves on my hands. Thanks to Angus I managed to change language to English and bought two tickets which was about 1, 30 Euro each. Left the change. Don't know how but, after about 15 more minutes of wandering, I managed to get on the right train and headed for Westkreuz!
On the train, a homeless person who was clearly high by narcotics came walking down the cabin. He looked at me with scary eyes and had one hand inside of his jacket. This was very unpleasant and at first I didn't know how to handle the situation but because I had nowhere to go I just stared back at him and clenched my fists in my pockets, and guess what, it worked. He went by me and sat down beside a pretty girl, maybe 18 year old, who immediately got up and rushed away to another seat. At Westkreuz I just ran the stairs like it was the final of the 100 m Olympics and got out. Cooled down at the bridge while admiring the small house between the rails and then did the walk of shame but took a short-cut at the backside of the tyre shop and also took a leak between some containers. Didn't spot a single gipsy. It was still early.
At Artemis parking lot seeing the yellow sign must be one of the most beautiful sights in the world, at least one of the most relieving. The lot were crowded with BMW:s and Benzes in the higher price range. One can wonder if they belong to customers or providers?
The door stood open and when I entered I recognized the lady at the front desk but couldn't really place her at first, then realized it was the woman in some kind of documentary about Artemis I've seen somewhere here on the forum. In line, in front of me, there were a tiny Asian guy, looked like a kid, who got the rules explained to him. When paying, the poor guy were shaking like a leaf, it was obvious that this was his first time in an FKK. Probably hadn't done his homework either, reading this forum before heading to Artemis. Of course I was nervous too, but seeing this man somehow boosted my self confidence. When waiting for my turn I saw naked girls walking between the main bar and their change room and one getting paid by a happy monger, man what a great feeling!
When it was my turn I was asked to show my bag so I opened it up and showed her the goods and then paid her the 80 Euros. Got a robe that turned out to be an XXXL and I'm a Large guy (L). Is there other sizes available? When entering the locker room I grabbed a pair of slippers but as they were dripping wet I reached for another pair but they were also wet. Hmmm. Not a nice start but what could I do. It wasn't until later in the evening when I saw one of the old cleaning ladies 'washing' sandals in some kind of beige reservoir just beside the sandal shelves that I realized where the fluid came from. I really hope it was a lot of alcohol in that reservoir and I thanked myself for having taken security preparations.
By the lockers I asked the Asian guy if he was carrying bird flu virus but strangely, considering he probably were a representative for Samsung or something at the messe, he wasn't very good at English and just shook his head. Probably he pretended not to understand. Got my clothes off and placed them in the locker (how come the lockers are so fucking small and L-shaped, Is there different sizes / lockers available?) and then carefully took my socks off and the 1000 Euros inside of them and placed them, together with the additional 500 Euros in my money belt, in a wallet. Then, before stepping in to sandals, I sprayed my feet with liquid band-aid that added a protective layer to the skin. Felt really good. Got the robe on and went to the safe with my money. Now, finally, the fun could begin!
Before my visit I kind of made up a list in my mind of some criterions of the girls I would go too a room with and it basically goes like this.
They have to be / Have to have.
1. Caucasian.
2. Petite.
3. Blonde.
4. Really good tits (silicon or real doesn't matter as long as they look good)
5. Blue eyes.
6. Smooth tanned complexion.
7. Pink lips.
8. Nice teeth.
9. High heels.
10. No hair on forearms (very little hair is OK, if it is blonde)
Once inside Artemis thou, I seemed to black out or something, cause all I could look at, and think about for the first 10 minutues or so was tits. Tits, tits, tits. So my list of criterions simply vanished into the air and my hunt for the girls with perfect tits began. Saw a pair of incredible tits in the main bar but went down to check things out there as well. There weren't too many girls present and not too many customers either, I'the expected it too be worse, considering the IFA messe. Didn't see any girl I would pay money to fuck there so I went upstairs again.
Again, as at my previous visit, a Spanish looking girl approached me, and this time my apprehensions came true. The girl kept calling me 'sweetie' and said 'Maybe you want to start with a Spanish girl? ' I told her that 'Maybe I don't' and was able to get her away from me. What was she thinking? Started searching to find the girl with the amazing rack but couldn't find her. Hmm. Damn it, had I missed her?
Searched everywhere, walked three times around the main bar, looked in the dining room, the kino in the main bar (which I hadn't even seen before) and even behind some drawn curtains at a bed with sandals and some high-heeled shoes outside of it only to see a fat old fart getting a blowjob by a rather large girl. Not a pleasant sight.
Went out to stay by the stair and stood there for about ten minutes or so. Two blonde friends were patrolling the club offering threesomes. Both looked OK but they seemed very sharky and they both had small tits, A or maybe B-cups at the best. One of them were very thin with black stockings, the other one had thin upper body but quite wide hips. I think they went upstairs and back again with two different guys in less than ten minutes and I later saw them doing that all evening. They were literally running, back and forth between their change room, main bar, downstairs, upstairs and the place were the lockers are and the girls are getting paid. Impressive. They must have fucked 50 guys that evening.
When standing there I heard tapping sounds behind me which I hadn't noticed before and turned around. By a game machine a dark-blonde girl with great tanned skin were sitting on a leather bar stool and played some kind of touch-screen game. Was that her? I went up beside her and looked at her tits. Yes! Wow, this girl really had perfect tits. Smooth skinned, natural C or maybe D-cups. I had been standing right behind her for over ten minutes but with my back against hers and she had ignored me. I immediately asked her If she wanted to go to a zimmer and she grabbed her belongings and up we went. She weren't exactly petite but I didn't care. She had some pink lingerie around her hips and pink high heels. Awesome.
In the room I turned up the light as much as possible but the lightning was still poor. Grabbed my 200 ml antiseptic gel bottle and asked her if I could rub her tits with gel and she said Ok but seemed surprised and checked out the gel first. Her tits were amazing, perfectly shaped, perfectly sized, smooth and perfectly tanned, not too dark, not pale. I got a hard on while doing this and she grabbed my dick and gave me compliments about the size. Not that I like to brag, but I'm well over average equipped between my legs and so she noticed. In a hurry I told her I wanted a covered blowjob so she took a condom from her purse and gently placed it on my dick. Then she started sucking and after maybe five minutes I told her to stop or I She told me I could come in her mouth and I responded 'Well, we'll see about that' Started fucking her in missionary and her tits were incredible while laying on her back. Realized I wouldn't be able to hold it back so we changed in to doggy with her facing the mirror and I lasted about five more minutes, including a couple of ten second breaks. She asked again if I wanted to do a CIM but I told her I could come on her amazing tits. Pulled me out of her and she quickly placed her self on her back but not quick enough. I barely got rid of the condom in time and then I lost control of my dick and blowed most of it on the bed, the mirror and on the floor. Thankfully some ended up on her thighs and on her stomach. Not a great finish but OK. When paying her by the lockers I only had 50 Euro bills so I gave her 150 Euros instead of 110. She kissed me good bye and I fondled her breasts a last time. Also asked her about her name and where she came from and she told me her name was Jasmine and that she came from Germany but I don't know what is true. Would recommend this girl to anyone. Don't know her age but she was young, hot and beautiful. Funny thing thou, I don't even remember the colour of her eyes.
Now it was time for a shower. Felt good to clean up but I waited until there where only one more guy in the showers and I used my elbows to handle the mixer tap. Don't want other guys cum on my hands. Used my own shampoo and my own soap and kept the sandals on.
To be continued.
Norjan
Hi,
This is a list I made in August based on the performers here. It needs to be updated, but most of the information is still true. I have a similar list for OASE that I am working on. However, if Jackson would allow it, we could have an excel file which all of us can keep updating. It will be the great international sex guide info master list. Currently excel lists cannot be uploaded, so I have converted it into a PDF file, which explains why some remarks get cut off mid way. This means that all the key information is from pages one to five. The rest are identifying details that have been jumbled up when I converted it to a PDF file. However, the key information is intact.
This list served me well and I had three great experiences, avoiding the sharks. See December 2010 report. Never been to Artemis, but not a stranger to ISG. Just want to vote in favor of Mr. Styles report, and say lighten up. Sure, his info could be wrong, but so is probably the majority of reports on this board. It's up to all of us to take it or leave it. And if anyone is stupid enough to actually take a copy of the list with him into the club, then he deserves what he gets from the ladies.
Traveller Uk
01-24-11, 22:17
I don't see the problem with the list.
Every day chaps post reviews and makes comments about ladies, by name. There are many photos of ladies in highly compromising positions. There are descriptions of bare-back sex and photos of bare-back sex, every form of legal sexual activity is disected, discussed, sliced and diced.
We might find all of this acceptable; but we have to be realistic, the arbiters of general social acceptability would be less than impressed.
Given the at times outrageous out-pourings that regularly appear on ISG; precisely how is this list going to bring the members of ISG into disrepute?
Hessen Bub
01-24-11, 22:28
There are many photos of ladies in highly compromising positions. There are descriptions of bare-back sex and photos of bare-back sex, every form of legal sexual activity is disected, discussed, sliced and diced.I must have missed the bareback-sex reports?
HB
Traveller Uk
01-24-11, 22:42
I must have missed the bareback-sex reports?
HBThey are there. There are German establishments that specialise such things. They have been reviewed, discussed and links to websites posted. Don't ask me where exactly, seek and yea shall find. I spotted them, read them, grunted with bemusement and moved on.
Lets face it, we collectively set quite a low moral bar to jump over. A list of Artemis ladies with views and observations is not that shocking is it?
Hessen Bub
01-24-11, 22:48
OK, that's another subject, thought you were talking about bareback reports from Artemis.
Sure you can fuck bareback officially at LaLuna / Moers or Dolce Vita / Raubach.
HB
Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanks
OK, that's another subject, thought you were talking about bareback reports from Artemis.
Sure you can fuck bareback officially at LaLuna / Moers or Dolce Vita / Raubach.
HBWhy mention and discuss those places here? The idiots and morons that want to visit those kind of clubs will find the clubs anyway and I see no reason to supply those people with any info.
B30
Hessen Bub
01-24-11, 23:00
Calm down, that info is available on the net. To each his own.
HB
Hessen Bub
01-24-11, 23:04
Plus: That there's no or few bareback reports about Artemis or other FKK / Saunaclubs doesn't mean it does not exist.
HB
Plus: That there's no or few bareback reports about Artemis or other FKK / Saunaclubs doesn't mean it does not exist.
HBThat is the problem HB. It is getting more and more a trend and pressure is increasing on the girls to go further and further.
The clubs you mention are indeed "officially" BB clubs. . All I hope it will not get normal in other Sauna-FKK clubs.
B30
Hessen Bub
01-24-11, 23:10
It is getting more and more a trend and pressure is increasing on the girls to go further and further.It has been around since Atlantis days, for years.
HB
It has been around since Atlantis days, for years.
HBYes, The problem is it is getting more and more a trend and people do not care about it anymore. The fact that is has been around for many years says nothing about the moral perception about it. Crime has also been around as long as mankind was there ... .
Yes, The problem is it is getting more and more a trend and people do not care about it anymore. The fact that is has been around for many years says nothing about the moral perception about it. Crime has also been around as long as mankind was there ... .Hi Big30.
I am glad I am not the only one who feels strongly about this subject. However, I fear we may be in a minority. If you read the posts in the PT section you will see that AO lovers are probably dominant on that thread. We now have an AO club listed on this thread.
I don't know that its really getting a lot worse in the mainstream FKKs. It has been a common "manic" upsell in the big three Hessen clubs for as long as I can remember. I would even argue that the situation at World was worse a few years ago, and that the current girls are better behaved than they were. But that could just be chance, and my own more careful preselection.
For some reason, I have been offered AO far less at the major clubs in NRW, and never at GT. Again I don't know if this is significant, or just the luck of the draw.
The (to me) unpalatable reality is that there is a real demand out there, and there will always be girls who are desperate enough to meet that demand, and even to solicit it. Its a fact, and we are stuck with it, whatever our personal views on the subject might be.
PL
Hi Big30.
I am glad I am not the only one who feels strongly about this subject. However, I fear we may be in a minority. If you read the posts in the PT section you will see that AO lovers are probably dominant on that thread. We now have an AO club listed on this thread.
I don't know that its really getting a lot worse in the mainstream FKKs. It has been a common "manic" upsell in the big three Hessen clubs for as long as I can remember. I would even argue that the situation at World was worse a few years ago, and that the current girls are better behaved than they were. But that could just be chance, and my own more careful preselection.
For some reason, I have been offered AO far less at the major clubs in NRW, and never at GT. Again I don't know if this is significant, or just the luck of the draw.
The (to me) unpalatable reality is that there is a real demand out there, and there will always be girls who are desperate enough to meet that demand, and even to solicit it. Its a fact, and we are stuck with it, whatever our personal views on the subject might be.
PLMust be me. I have been going to the clubs for a long time and have never been offered AO. It could be the type of girls I choose to go with.
Hessen Bub
01-25-11, 08:16
have never been offered AO. It could be the type of girls I choose to go with.Believe me, it's not. I can tell you that you have been with quite a few girls that do offer AO. Not for money. I've NEVER had the situation in a FKK club that a girl actively did offer AO as an extra or upsell.
And. Just use a condom, it's your choice.
HB
Basketcase
01-25-11, 09:20
Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
ThanksStifler,
Maybe someone else can help you find your girl. The description you give should help. I guess you never remembered her name and never used her name in conversation.
As for your report I think there will be many here who would appreciate your views on the club. It may not be as depressing or uneventful as you may think since there is something to write about.
Also, think on the fact that others can learn from you sharing your story. There is a positive in that which can balance the somewhat negatives that you feel.
I hope that you do write your story Stifler.
Thank you,
What does "AO" stand for?
It's not in the abbreviation section of this site.
It's too short to be searched for.
Googled but found nothing useful.
Yes, did try!
Ciao
Mathias037
01-25-11, 10:02
Go ahead Stifler,
The purpose of this forum is to exchange views, both positive and negative.
BRGD.
Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanks
Angus Magee
01-25-11, 10:53
What does "AO" stand for?
It's not in the abbreviation section of this site.
It's too short to be searched for.
Googled but found nothing useful.
Yes, did try!
CiaoAlles Ohne or barback sex. Not for the feint of heart. I was one time perhaps offered it at Artemis. I say perhaps because the girl said something which could have been interpreted as an offer, I was not sure due to my bad German. I just let it slide and covered up. Other than that the girls are scrupulous about condoms at Artemis IME. Of course though one never knows what goes on. I doubt many girls would do it for money though. I always wonder, if she did, what recourse she would have if the punter then refuses to pay. She could not take it to management after all. So I guess if it is offered it is offered only to very well known guests.
Artemis aside, in Berlin there is plenty of bareback sex on offer if one knows where to look and the clues that are used.
Alles Ohne or barback sex. Not for the feint of heart. I was one time perhaps offered it at Artemis. I say perhaps because the girl said something which could have been interpreted as an offer, I was not sure due to my bad German. I just let it slide and covered up. Other than that the girls are scrupulous about condoms at Artemis IME. Of course though one never knows what goes on. I doubt many girls would do it for money though. I always wonder, if she did, what recourse she would have if the punter then refuses to pay. She could not take it to management after all. So I guess if it is offered it is offered only to very well known guests.
Artemis aside, in Berlin there is plenty of bareback sex on offer if one knows where to look and the clues that are used. thanks!
Couple of girls told me that "some other girls" where doing that with regulars at Artemis.
Didn't pay much attention to that.
I won't be surprise if a lot of men are asking for that though.
Beats me.
Ciao
Believe me, it's not. I can tell you that you have been with quite a few girls that do offer AO. Not for money. I've NEVER had the situation in a FKK club that a girl actively did offer AO as an extra or upsell.
And. Just use a condom, it's your choice.
HBHi HB,
Your response shocked me, so I have tried to think through whether I have been mistaken.
Since I have never taken up an AO offer, or even done AO in P4P, I must accept I cannot directly vouch what would happen if I accepted such an apparent offer. Also, on this side of the argument, I disagreed with Big30 whether this is a fast growing problem rather than something that has always been in the background. I said that because I have not in the last year, maybe two years, had any offer (in a topflight FKK) that I would construe as an invitation to AO. I have been exposed to such offers at some smaller venues to which I shall not return.
However, even upon reflection, I cannot find any different interpretation.
Firstly, the offer is always slightly ambiguous. Have you ever been offered as part of an upsell that "you can come anywhere you like", or "do you want to come in my ass", or "pussy"? The latter option gives it away since, if covered, this would obviously be included in a normal session.
An obvious example that you may know is of Gabriella "from Greece" at World a while ago. Her blatant upselling could not be construed in any other way. For me, it turned the session into a very unpleasant experience. A short while after my session with her there was a report on here by an American who had a session with a girl that matched both her physical description and MO. Unlike me, he thought it was Christmas: described graphically how he splurged in her ass; and thought he had a bargain for the €500 or whatever he paid her. There is a more recent report here of a girl being ejected from World having conducted a public bareback session in the kino. If she thought she could get away with bareback in public, can you imagine that she would be more restrained in private?
It is hard to draw general conclusions, because the codewords and cues are not usually explicit, and since it is not discussed, it is just chance (and judgment) whether one ends up in a session with a girl of this ilk.
I have tried to give a balanced response. This is a touchy subject between those (the probable majority on this thread) who dislike AO, and those (a sizeable number of the neighbouring thread) who are actively seeking this service.
So, I shall shut up now.
Have Fun,
PL
Angus Magee
01-25-11, 18:13
January's MIA (Monger I Admire) is finally posted. Have a look.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=705
AM
"I don't understand. You've been to Artemis once and you are submitting a list with votes on what. 100 girls?
I really feel this is totally useless and must agree with what Angus and B30 said.
Ciao "
and comments like Angus or B30
For cryin out loud!
This LIST is NOT for someone to WALK AROUND WITH! You have to take the effort to learn it (a bit of effort, but worth it) and then be remarkably polite to those whom you know are sharks. You can just learn the list of sharks, or as I did, both the sharks and the star performers. This tactic has worked for me. I dont know about the rest of you, but personally, I would rather buy a bottle of fine whiskey tthan give 60 euros to a girl for half an hour of lifeless sex. If a shark approaches you, you just politely decline. It is just a guideline not a fail safe list. NEVER, and I cant stress this enough, treat any girl badly!
It just summarises the information on this board. Of course I HAVE NOT slept with all the girls..............I just went through all the reports posted here diligently, and made an excel sheet based on all the information. The comments are cut and pasted from this board, including the comments of Angus!
SORRY PLEASE IGNORE THE REVISED ALPHABETICAL LIST. ALL THE INFORMATION IS JUMBLED UP. PLEASE USE THE ORIGINAL LIST. Please remember it is a guideline, but if someone like Lynn, or Naomi, or Isabella has sharked multiple times based on reports here, it is not likely that you are going to be the first that she is really nice with.
"I don't understand. You've been to Artemis once and you are submitting a list with votes on what. 100 girls?
I really feel this is totally useless and must agree with what Angus and B30 said.
Ciao "
And comments like Angus or B30.
For cryin out loud!
This LIST is NOT for someone to WALK AROUND WITH! You have to take the effort to learn it (a bit of effort, but worth it) and then be remarkably polite to those whom you know are sharks. You can just learn the list of sharks, or as I did, both the sharks and the star performers. This tactic has worked for me. I don't know about the rest of you, but personally, I would rather buy a bottle of fine whiskey that give it to a girl for half an hour of lifeless sex. If a shark approaches you, you just politely decline. It is just a guideline not a fail safe list. NEVER, and I can't stress this enough, treat any girl badly!
It just summarises the information on this board. Of course I HAVE NOT slept with all the girls. I just went through all the reports posted here diligently, and made an excel sheet based on all the information. The comments are cut and pasted from this board, including the comments of Angus!
Finally, in the revised list, I have tabulated the data in alphabetical order. Please remember it is a guideline, but if someone like Lynn, or Naomi, or Isabella has sharked multiple times based on reports here, it is not likely that you are going to be the first that she is really nice with. Read a few of the comments and info on the girls and IMO the list is crap!
Copy and pasting with no criteria or not balancing the context is useless, IMO.
Ciao
Angus Magee
01-25-11, 19:16
For cryin out loud!
This LIST is NOT for someone to WALK AROUND WITH! You have to take the effort to learn it (a bit of effort, but worth it) and then be remarkably polite to those whom you know are sharks. You can just learn the list of sharks, or as I did, both the sharks and the star performers. This tactic has worked for me. I don't know about the rest of you, but personally, I would rather buy a bottle of fine whiskey tthan give 60 euros to a girl for half an hour of lifeless sex. If a shark approaches you, you just politely decline. It is just a guideline not a fail safe list. NEVER, and I can't stress this enough, treat any girl badly!
It just summarises the information on this board. Of course I HAVE NOT slept with all the girls. I just went through all the reports posted here diligently, and made an excel sheet based on all the information. The comments are cut and pasted from this board, including the comments of Angus!
Finally, in the revised list, I have tabulated the data in alphabetical order. Please remember it is a guideline, but if someone like Lynn, or Naomi, or Isabella has sharked multiple times based on reports here, it is not likely that you are going to be the first that she is really nice with. Sorry if my judgement seemed harsh Mr Styles. I guess what I worry about is things taken out of context. By this I mean that in a written report one gets a sense of the writer and this helps me to put some context with judgements made about the girls. In a spread sheet all of that context is gone and the girls become names on a list. For me this in itself has a flavour of treating the girls as statistics rather than as human beings and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
This is the nature of my objection.
AM
Sorry if my judgement seemed harsh Mr Styles. I guess what I worry about is things taken out of context. By this I mean that in a written report one gets a sense of the writer and this helps me to put some context with judgements made about the girls. In a spread sheet all of that context is gone and the girls become names on a list. For me this in itself has a flavour of treating the girls as statistics rather than as human beings and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
This is the nature of my objection.
AMI have no intention at all of treating the girls like statistics. However, I feel many who venture into an FKK for the first time are sharked, and this creates a bad impression, not to mention a considerable financial loss. An ideal way to use the information would be to decide on a few girls, and then look them up on the board, so that one can make a balanced judgement. With the search function that should be easy. Once in the club, treat the girls as a gentleman would, and treat the girl you choose as your girlfriend. This should dramatically increase the odds of having a good time.
Currently, given the treasure trove of information that this board is, it takes weeks to go through all the reports as I did. This list (Reminder USE THE ORIGINAL LIST, NOT THE ALPHABETICAL ONE) should make that easy.
Angus Magee
01-25-11, 19:43
I have no intention at all of treating the girls like statistics. However, I feel many who venture into an FKK for the first time are sharked, and this creates a bad impression, not to mention a considerable financial loss. An ideal way to use the information would be to decide on a few girls, and then look them up on the board, so that one can make a balanced judgement. With the search function that should be easy. Once in the club, treat the girls as a gentleman would, and treat the girl you choose as your girlfriend. This should dramatically increase the odds of having a good time.
Currently, given the treasure trove of information that this board is, it takes weeks to go through all the reports as I did. This list (Reminder USE THE ORIGINAL LIST, NOT THE ALPHABETICAL ONE) should make that easy. We are probably going to have to agree to disagree on this one Mr. S. And as a Canuck myself isn't that how we do things in that country? All I can say is when I put myself in the position of the girls, I would not enjoy being "listed".
I might add-my second session at Artemis ever was a classic sharking. Well, maybe barracuda would be a better sea creature to compare her to. While losing the hundred or so euros was a b i t c h I sure learned my lesson in that session. I am not saying guys should be sharked, but it is a fact of FKK life that not every girl is service oriented. An experience such as this is part of the FKK education I would not have done without as I look back at it. Since that experienced I have had a few lack luster sessions. But never again was I blatantly taken for a rube.
Anyway-kudos for the effort you no doubt put into the spread sheet. Maybe some guys will like it. I myself though feel the need to voice my objection to such lists and voice my opinion that they ultimately take away from making the monger a stronger predator.
AM
Once in the club, treat the girls as a gentleman would, and treat the girl you choose as your girlfriend.This I like!
Anyway Mr Styles, I understand what you are saying about the correct use of the list, although I find stuff like this kills any kind of "poetry" can remain in an FKK visit.
But this is personal.
What I'm saying is that, knowing quite a few of the girls on the list and knowing the opinions of some people I trust about other girls on the list (that I didn't personally session with) I find the data to be curious at the least.
Issue closed on my side.
Ciao
I don't understand all the consternation regarding this guy's (Mr Styles) hooker list.
If wannabe mongers want to run around Artemis with lists of hooker names indicating which are the good, the bad, and the ugly in prostitute paradise, well good for them.
Oh you can forget about memorising these lists, few of us mongers have the time or the patience. I have heard tales of guys running around Hessen FKKs with similar lists compiled by sex forum list makers. The potential problem that such a list makers has is that he may become associated with the list himself. If a fellow monger (or mischief maker) points him out to one of the lovely ladies who did not make the good list, the List Maker could become very unpopular, very very quickly! But hey buddy, thanks for the lists, I'll bring them with me when next I vist Artemis ;)
We are probably going to have to agree to disagree on this one Mr. S. And as a Canuck myself isn't that how we do things in that country? All I can say is when I put myself in the position of the girls, I would not enjoy being "listed".
I might add-my second session at Artemis ever was a classic sharking. Well, maybe barracuda would be a better sea creature to compare her to. While losing the hundred or so euros was a be I t see h I sure learned my lesson in that session. I am not saying guys should be sharked, but it is a fact of FKK life that not every girl is service oriented. An experience such as this is part of the FKK education I would not have done without as I look back at it. Since that experienced I have had a few lack luster sessions. But never again was I blatantly taken for a rube.
Anyway-kudos for the effort you no doubt put into the spread sheet. Maybe some guys will like it. I myself though feel the need to voice my objection to such lists and voice my opinion that they ultimately take away from making the monger a stronger predator.
AMI don't understand. What exactly makes a thread like this alright but a list which is basically just this thread but all the BS posts thrown out so bad?
You mention putting yourself in the girls' shoes and not liking being on a list, but if that were true wouldn't you feel the same way about having a bad report about yourself on a thread?
Another thing I don't understand is why should someone need to take any lumps? I went to a FKK got sharked my first day, and even after taking my lumps and thinking I learned something I still got sharked at least once a day. Lets face it these girls are hustlers and they will charm you outside the room, but inside the room this is where you finally see them for the type of provider they really are. Sure if you go to a club often enough and know just about everybody you'll quickly learn who the sharks are, but for those who visit so few times lists like these are a wallet saver.
Personally I feel like providing is their job. In my job I get reviewed and have a performance grade level. I'm able to live with it so they should be able to as well. If not then they are pretty much going to hate alot of jobs out there.
SuppenHuhn
01-26-11, 19:17
I can't open the list.
Is that only possible with a payment membership?
I can't open the list.
Is that only possible with a payment membership? No, anyone can open the list. You need to register, and be a member of the site however.
And remember don't take the alphabetical list.
Hessen Bub
01-27-11, 07:59
No, anyone can open the list. You need to register, and be a member of the site however.I do not think this is correct. If you register right now you can't open attachment without paying the subsciption fee. Or am I wrong?
HB
Ok, since I haven't before been to any place like this nor have I before paid for sex its quite hard to make any kind of comparisons. English isn't my first language so the text will probably be flawed.
Anyways, I arrived at Artemis by S-Bahn at about 15:30. Somewhat nervous as I arrived at the reception desk but that went away quite fast after showering and change into robe.
Artemis wasn't the reason for me coming to Berlin but rather just a day where I wanted to come away from reality since a recent heartbreak (in lack of better word). I wasn't sure that I would do anything but smoke a ton of cigarettes and hang.
The quite recent love mishap has made me a bit hesitant of beginning to date again and pretty much makes you make certain strange and self destructive things, in my case I deeply inside me knew I would leave there with a bitter taste. But my curiosity and complete block about how I might feel about myself later made me go anyway.
There wasn't that many men when I arrived, but a few ladies. Most of the good looking. Wandering around like it was totally normal for them (it probably is) , which made a whole atmosphere of normality. I first went in to the bar to get a beer where I immediately was approached by a black woman (only one I later saw managing to get some guy buying her champagne) whom I politely told perhaps later (which would be my mantra this night). She looked a bit angry but eventually walked off.
Soon after I was approached by a Romanian girl (the one I asked for what her name was) and she started talking and I was a bit surprised by her seeming like an intelligent / attractive normal girl, I thought most conversations would be like "want a blow job and fuck" which pretty much removes any kind of emotional bonding between two people. However, I hadn't really settled in nor really come to terms of me being there, so I told her perhaps later when settled in.
What followed was quite a few hours of me smoking 2. 5 pack of cigarettes plus a few beers and endless amount of water (because of smoking) sitting by the bar mostly, and the only room I went to was the bathroom to get rid of all this water (and I also noticed that it was only like one out of ten who washed their hans after being on the toilet, what up with that?). During this time there was a lot of girls that went up and started talking (mostly romanians who were really nice and attractive) but I tried to cut it short since I wasn't really getting on in this environment, it was too much of a meat market for me plus I reacted badly at how some people there were (some of the other seemed like quite good guys, so I'm not making any judgement on them). It was an really unpleasant feeling though to see them walk off with one you knew was an asshole. I just hope they had the decency / intelligence (which I don't really think since they were idiots) to at least treat the girls good. This is one thing I'm now after my visit still really bothered with.
Anyways, a lot later from me coming there the place was quite packed and I was really thinking of calling it a quit but I thought that if I saw that second girl I would perhaps give it a try (also knowing that I would feel bad about it later). Well I did't had to wait that long since she approached me from the back not long afterwards. I said sure, just had to smoke up my cigarette first. Off we went, but the rooms were full so we talked a bit more, again, a really nice girl. At this time I started becoming anxious and nervous (my normal self is quite calm and not as neurotic as this text might imply, I was a emotional wreck at this time) but not in a way that could be seen that much outwardly, I believe.
Here she told me that she was 22 and some other things, I don't want to go into specifics, and it hit me that since I'm just about her age (mid twenties) and coming from a quite a good and safe upbringing there was something there (hard to explain) that made me feel not so good. She would be the kind of girl that I would date both personality wise and looks.
I look ok myself. But I think that as a young guy (not having done anything like this before) you're in a dating mode where you just ask girls out that you find attractive / interesting. This is not a place for that and I guess you have to learn how to shut some mental reactions off. Anyways, a big room got available and I felt nervous and had the guilt trip of my life, but couldn't just go away since that would probably make her think about what went wrong. She didn't upsell (or what its called) and nothing bad at all except for my performance, which I tried to make quick so she didn't loose any more time. I pretty much rushed out afterwards. In "real life" of course I would have enjoyed it more.
I paid her and went to take a shower. Going back into the bar she stood by the opening and didn't look at me / looking down as I walked by (not 100% that if it was meant or that she just didn't notice, hard not to since well she stood there trying to get new customers) and this was pretty much the last and biggest drop that made me feel shittier than I think ever before. And still one week after do feel.
Stayed a couple of hours more and then left at 03:20 something.
Hi,
Does anyone know what the name of this girl might be? She is Romanian, brown eyes, brown hair, somewhat curly hair, natural slim body and 22 years old.
I could write a report about my day there later, but I'm afraid it would be a bit depressing and uneventful.
Anyways, would really appreciate if someone could help me with this one.
Thanksdon't think I will go back but if anyone knows her name it wouldn't hurt to have it.
I'm not in any way making judgement on you guys who treat these ladies well, but to those of you who don't I honestly think you're the lowest of the lowest in this world.
Forget that I asked for her name, don't post it if you know.
I do not think this is correct. If you register right now you can't open attachment without paying the subsciption fee. Or am I wrong?
HBI have the same feeling.
Charlie 123
01-27-11, 23:12
I don't understand. What exactly makes a thread like this alright but a list which is basically just this thread but all the BS posts thrown out so bad?
Sure if you go to a club often enough and know just about everybody you'll quickly learn who the sharks are, but for those who visit so few times lists like these are a wallet saver. I'm getting confused about this furore about that guy's list.
I pretty much agree with the suggestions above.
However most of the opposing views come from people on this forum that I respect and normally find myself in agreement with about most issues of P4P ethics.
What am I missing here?
Charlie
January's MIA (Monger I Admire) is finally posted. Have a look.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=705
AMNot sure if I should say thank you but I do so anyway.
Norjan, with new flight tickets to Berlin in his mailbox
Charlie, I can't forget the lap dance incident.
Was / Is there music in the rooms? I have'nt thought about that cause my focus have been elsewhere once in a room.
What does she look like, your performer?
Norjan, with new flift tickets to Berlin in my mailbox
I'm getting confused about this furore about that guy's list.
I pretty much agree with the suggestions above.
However most of the opposing views come from people on this forum that I respect and normally find myself in agreement with about most issues of P4P ethics.
What am I missing here?
Charlie
I think the senior members do not like the way that person is treating women. Lists suggests that women are commodities to be bought and sold. In some ways this dehumanizes them and in other ways it is highly disrespectful. One of the first things you learn about lists is that it is very difficult to associate a name with a girl. Most look pretty similar if you just go by color of hair and tit size. So, that means you have to go around asking lots of girls their name and where they are from. Then you reject them until you "find" your target. Nothing makes you look like a Neaderthal than that. Have a little sophistication or meet up with a senior member who can subtlely point you out some good girls. Then learn to have a bit of charm and game. As the saying goes, you can give a man a fish or teach him how to fish.
The other thing about lists is that the best girls are often never mentioned here. Who likes his favorite to be monopolized by a bunch of newbies? On the other hand, girls with bad reputations are also not reported because some guys don't feel a need to retaliate. So, lists do not help in all circumstances. Finally, there is no sure thing. You just have to invest a few Euros. You will find some gems, but also a few duds. That is the nature of the game. If you can't afford a few misses, then you really should not be in this game.
Turn Around
01-28-11, 19:23
Hi, thank you for all the good information on this forum.
I have quite a few questions about Artemis:
I see some of you guys are mentioning taking with you "your stuff"/"bringing your bag" to Artemis.
The girls got all the sex stuff of course (condoms, lube.).
So I'm wondering, what should one bring to Artemis / an FKK club?
I'm thinking of perfume, mints for your breath maybe etc. Would be nice to freshen up in between session you know.
Q: Any suggestions / tips about stuff to bring?
Q: When is lingerie nights? (it doesn't say on their page, but am I correct about every Wednesday?).
Q: Payment. Have I understood it correct if one agrees upon a price before or during a session with a girl and when done both walk together to your "money-locker" (which is a different one than where you have your clothes) and payment is done here?
Q: Are there any place where one can withdraw and maybe even taking a nap?
Q: To those who have been there a couple of times, besides being clean and fresh, are there any special hygiene precosions one should take? Because Norjan is making me nervous.
Q: The fitness room. I like to keep in shape and if I'm going to be there for a whole day I'm thinking of spending some time here. Are there any girls using this room? Can one ask a girl of choice to join for a little workout and end up in a session here? That would fulfill a fantasy or two.
Q: What's the price for a VIP suite? How does one arrange a session with 2-3 girls in here?
Thank you!
Nebula2001
01-28-11, 20:32
Q: Any suggestions / tips about stuff to bring?There isn't really anything crucial. Deodorant+Parfum sounds like a nice idea that I should give a try to. But, if you just be sensible and take a thorough shower after every session of sex / sauna / exercise, you should be fine. You could of course use mint, if you're smoking. And chocolate can be quite useful both to get sugar into your system (as they don't offer sweets in the dining room) and to offer a girl to score some extra points.
Q: When is lingerie nights? (it doesn't say on their page, but am I correct about every Wednesday?).Every Wednesday.
Q: Payment. Have I understood it correct if one agrees upon a price before or during a session with a girl and when done both walk together to your "money-locker" (which is a different one than where you have your clothes) and payment is done here?The prices are standard and you don't really need negotiate about them, though you could ask the girl beforehand just make sure how things work.
I personally keep all my stuff including my wallet in the less secure clothing lockers, so that I count my money (and maybe add a tip if I feel like it) without the girl waiting / watching behind me. Also, I tend to forget things and I'm sure I would forget to get my wallet and phone from the second locker while leaving.
Q: Are there any place where one can withdraw and maybe even taking a nap?There isn't a truly private place to take a nap, but the downstairs floor has many places suitable for a power nap.
Q: To those who have been there a couple of times, besides being clean and fresh, are there any special hygiene precosions one should take? Because Norjan is making me nervous.Norjan certainly seems to take things a little to the extreme, though there isn't anything wrong with being extra careful.
I would just suggest, as I said before, taking a thorough shower between every sort of activity. Some men seem to be not very comfortable with being naked around other men and therefore may tend to avoid full showering as much as they can. If you are like that, try to get over it. How do I know this? I used to be like that a few years ago. Having started to be completely comfortable with it, I can say it makes a very big difference in both enjoying the club (feeling completely refreshed and clean certainly boosts your enthusiasm) and getting a better experience with the girls.
Q: The fitness room. I like to keep in shape and if I'm going to be there for a whole day I'm thinking of spending some time here. Are there any girls using this room? Can one ask a girl of choice to join for a little workout and end up in a session here? That would fulfill a fantasy or two.I heard many girls mentioning they do exercise in the fitness room, but don't count on seeing any girl doing much of an exercise during opening hours, especially later in the day. I have never asked a girl to do exercise with me, but my guess is that she wouldn't want to get tired and lose her make-up and hair styling during work. Though, just having sex in the fitness room may be possible. Most girls don't have any problem with doing it in public and the only possible problem I can think of may arise if sex is prohibited in the fitness room, like it is in the downstairs lounge area.
Q: What's the price for a VIP suite? How does one arrange a session with 2-3 girls in here?No idea on that.
Also, make sure to have a look at the Artemis Guide by Angus at.
http://www.angusmagee.com/?p=690
Charlie 123
01-28-11, 20:54
Charlie, I can't forget the lap dance incident.
Was / Is there music in the rooms? I have'nt thought about that cause my focus have been elsewhere once in a room.
What does she look like, your performer?
Norjan, with new flift tickets to Berlin in my mailboxHi,
It really was just one of those spur-of-the moment things, and as such it was sexy and fun. The girl's name is Gabizca from Hungary, early 20's, quite short, cute roundish face with a tiny stud just above her upper lip, large and slightly pendulous breasts, speaks good English. It should be easy enough to track her down. She was there this week.
Yes, there is piped music in the rooms. Not as loud as in the bar area, but sufficient to act as an adequate backing track for any gyrations that you might elicit from your companion.
Alternatively, I am there most weeks during the midweek period; if you would like me to point her out to you then just pm me with your attendance details and we'll arrange to meet.
Best,
Charlie
Charlie 123
01-28-11, 21:00
I think the senior members do not like the way that person is treating women. Lists suggests that women are commodities to be bought and sold. In some ways this dehumanizes them and in other ways it is highly disrespectful. One of the first things you learn about lists is that it is very difficult to associate a name with a girl. Most look pretty similar if you just go by color of hair and tit size. So, that means you have to go around asking lots of girls their name and where they are from. Then you reject them until you "find" your target. Nothing makes you look like a Neaderthal than that. Have a little sophistication or meet up with a senior member who can subtlely point you out some good girls. Then learn to have a bit of charm and game. As the saying goes, you can give a man a fish or teach him how to fish.
The other thing about lists is that the best girls are often never mentioned here. Who likes his favorite to be monopolized by a bunch of newbies? On the other hand, girls with bad reputations are also not reported because some guys don't feel a need to retaliate. So, lists do not help in all circumstances. Finally, there is no sure thing. You just have to invest a few Euros. You will find some gems, but also a few duds. That is the nature of the game. If you can't afford a few misses, then you really should not be in this game.thanks for the response. I understand your point about waving lists ostentatiously around the bar area. That would be somewhat gauche. But surely a discreetly monitored crib-sheet highlighting the recommendations of a few proven judges from this forum wouldn't do any harm? I have employed similar tactics in the past without feeling that I was dehumanising the ladies.
C
Charlie 123
01-28-11, 21:12
Now it was time for a shower. Felt good to clean up but I waited until there where only one more guy in the showers and I used my elbows to handle the mixer tap. Don't want other guys cum on my hands. NorjanThis was a terrific report, Norjan, thanks.
This penultimate paragraph of your report made me laugh. I thought I was a hygiene freak! You are on another level, man!
I'm also not in a hurry to be in contact with other men's fluids however conveyed, but worrying about coming into contact with a faint residue of cum from the shower thermostat after spending 90 minutes licking a prostitute's well-fucked pussy or DFK'ing her 30 minutes after she just took a huge load in her mouth? I suggest to you that the temperature control in the showers is not the gravest danger spot in the house when it comes to the threat of encountering male semen.
Anyway, it just seemed comic to me because I could identify with both the mania about semen-contact and the illogic of practising it minutes after willingly ingesting spoonfuls of the stuff straight off some brass's body.
Best,
C
thanks for the response. I understand your point about waving lists ostentatiously around the bar area. That would be somewhat gauche. But surely a discreetly monitored crib-sheet highlighting the recommendations of a few proven judges from this forum wouldn't do any harm? I have employed similar tactics in the past without feeling that I was dehumanising the ladies.
CCiao Charlie.
My point was not about dehumanising, although this kind of scientific approach does take some "poetry" away from the game, but was more on the quality and the criteria of putting together the list.
Not all reports are the same, not all reporters are the same. If you copy / paste having never met any of the girls involved, having visited the place once, and knowing probably very little of the writers you can't avoid big mistakes.
And the lists becomes of little use. You risk loosing some gems just because they are colored in red and vice versa.
I prefer taking my risks, as you know.
But again, it's personal and it's lovely. Ahah.
I'll think about it on Tuesday / wed, by the pool.
Yessssssssss!
All the best!
This was a terrific report, Norjan, thanks.
This penultimate paragraph of your report made me laugh. I thought I was a hygiene freak! You are on another level, man!
I'm also not in a hurry to be in contact with other men's fluids however conveyed, but worrying about coming into contact with a faint residue of cum from the shower thermostat after spending 90 minutes licking a prostitute's well-fucked pussy or DFK'ing her 30 minutes after she just took a huge load in her mouth? I suggest to you that the temperature control in the showers is not the gravest danger spot in the house when it comes to the threat of encountering male semen.
Anyway, it just seemed comic to me because I could identify with both the mania about semen-contact and the illogic of practising it minutes after willingly ingesting spoonfuls of the stuff straight off some brass's body.
Best,
CIt is quite ironic that the person who is afraid of germs ends of spraying his spunk all over the room. Then on top of that he insults both the german theke and the asia guest. Meanwhile he is the one pissing in the bushes. Priceless!
thanks for the response. I understand your point about waving lists ostentatiously around the bar area. That would be somewhat gauche. But surely a discreetly monitored crib-sheet highlighting the recommendations of a few proven judges from this forum wouldn't do any harm? I have employed similar tactics in the past without feeling that I was dehumanising the ladies.
CNo harm in memorizing a few names, but how will you find them-especially since the best seldom spend alot of time walking the floors. I follow a general rule: never go to a club expecting to find a particular woman.
The big problem with lists is they reflect someone elses taste. Some people like aggressive girls, others only care about looks, and still others want a passionate experience. So, what one person rates as good, another finds abhorant. Plus, girls are different on different days. There just isn't as fine a line as you think. One of the best clues is to watch the girls that go with the older germans. Those guys are there all the time, they don't put up with non-sense, and know all the girls. No list needed.
Angus Magee
01-29-11, 10:33
Ciao Charlie.
My point was not about dehumanising, although this kind of scientific approach does take some "poetry" away from the game, but was more on the quality and the criteria of putting together the list. I vote we put this topic to bed. But Kimino sums it up best. Nothing terribly wrong with the spread sheet save that it lacks poetry. I guess some of us have a more, admittedly misguided perhaps, sense of the poetry of FKK style mongering. But if having a spread sheet in your locker helps you, go for it.
I'll think about it on Tuesday / wed, by the pool.Wish I could be there with you. Maybe we could set up a white board by the stairs and do a live streamed internet play by play using your smart phone.
AM
[QUOTE=Stifler; 1116978]What followed was quite a few hours of me smoking 2. 5 pack of cigarettes plus a few beers and endless amount of water (because of smoking) sitting by the bar mostly, and the only room I went to was the bathroom to get rid of all this water (and I also noticed that it was only like one out of ten who washed their hans after being on the toilet, what up with that?). [/QUOTE, ]
I've seen this too. And worse.
Norjan
Q: To those who have been there a couple of times, besides being clean and fresh, are there any special hygiene precosions one should take? Because Norjan is making me nervous.
Thank you! I bring two bottles of antiseptic gel and liquid band-aid among other things.
The place is, of course, swarming with bacteriums because hundereds (thousands?) of sex acts are taking place there daily and the girl you go with maybe have been with 20 other guys that very same day. I've read reports from people that go there even when carrying flu virus etc. And, also people with STD:s are going there.
Have this in mind when planning your visit.
Norjan
Hi,
It really was just one of those spur-of-the moment things, and as such it was sexy and fun. The girl's name is Gabizca from Hungary, early 20's, quite short, cute roundish face with a tiny stud just above her upper lip, large and slightly pendulous breasts, speaks good English. It should be easy enough to track her down. She was there this week.
Yes, there is piped music in the rooms. Not as loud as in the bar area, but sufficient to act as an adequate backing track for any gyrations that you might elicit from your companion.
Alternatively, I am there most weeks during the midweek period; if you would like me to point her out to you then just pm me with your attendance details and we'll arrange to meet.
Best,
CharlieOK, sounds good.
Norjan
It is quite ironic that the person who is afraid of germs ends of spraying his spunk all over the room. Then on top of that he insults both the german theke and the asia guest. Meanwhile he is the one pissing in the bushes. Priceless!Insults? The asian guy? For asking him about the bird flu?
The german theke? What does that mean / what do you mean? I don't understand.
Norjan
Hessen Bub
01-29-11, 19:25
If you're afraid of germs, unhygienic men and women. Stay away from paysex. There's a risk, life's a risk. As Keynes said: In the long run we are all dead. Let's have some fun before. No risk, no fun.
HB
Last winter I had to cancel two trips to NRW just because of all the snow. This year I wanted to be on the safe side and decided to make a trip that would not involve any driving. My choice fell upon Berlin and Artemis. I'm glad I made that decision, because I had two great days at Artemis.
First of all let me thank all of you who have written so much useful information on ISG and its Artemis-forum. I like to prepare myself before almost anything I do. I must say that reading the whole Artemis-thread for 2010 was a entertaining way to make preparations. One of the things that my reading gave was a "list" of nine girls that had many many good reviews. I made a deal with myselt that if I was lucky enough to bump into any one of them in Artemis I would give that girl a go.
Day 1.
I arrived at Artemis at 14:00. I got a friendly greeting, but a very brief information, at the reception.
My plan was spend the first hour in Artemis just looking around, visit the sauna, eat something, hang at the bar, and not go to a room with the first girl who offered her services.
My plan failed completely! A few minutes after I sat down at the bar a girl with long blonde hair came up and started talking to me. She gave me very good vibes but I had my plan and was going to decline her invitation. Then she told me her name, Marketa, and I changed my mind immediately. Marketa is one of the girls that have many fans here at ISG, and I did not want to miss such a chance to get a good start of the weekend.
Our session was very good. Marketa is very professional and gave me exactly what I needed. Marketa was also very friendly every time we met in the club during my two days there. She would also, later, introduce me to one of my top experiences in this hobby.
After our session, I grabbed some food, and then spent a long time in the bio-sauna and then took a nap in one of the loungers by the pool. In the sauna I talked to a food salesman. He traveled around Europe and sold food, in the evenings he went clubbing. Now he was in Berlin for two days, after that he would go to Zurich. I offered to switch jobs with him. He did not accept my offer! Speaking of food,
I asked a German man in the sauna if he had any good advice to me regarding Artemis. His reply was that I should avoid a visit during the fruit-fair. Apparently, fruit merchants are a horny bunch of people who fills up Artemis to the brim every year. This German man had actually managed to get back his entrance fee back during last year's fruit-fair. He had unsuspecting gone to Artemis. When he came up to security boxes, he was was facing a wall of polar bears. He then turned to the reception and asked to get his entrace fee back. He got his money and went home and did not visit Artemis until the fruit-fair was over.
As I laid by the pool a dark-haired beauty came and sat next to me in the recliner. She asked if I wanted some company. I told her that I had just been in a room and that I needed a rest. I asked her her name. Nina. Yes, a other star of the club that I had come in contact with. I told her that I wanted to go to a room with her some other time. She smiled and left me.
Dinner was fairly good. Meat, pasta and peas. Totally OK. I was joined at the table by two Thai girls. They smiled, said a few short phrases, and then devoted themselves to the food. Both were incredibly sweet. One was very slim and had long hair that was dark brown. The other had a slightly wider face, beautiful and black hair.
I left them and took a walk in the club. Visited the porn cinemas, checked out the gym and then I rested at the pool. After a while the two Thai girls came down to the relax-area. The thin girl seated herself at the bar, the black-haired beauty went into the 90-degree sauna. I followed and sat beside her and we started talking. Her name sounded something like Sukanya. Does anyone know who she is, and if I got her name right?
She told me she only works at Artemis for a few days a week. Her day job is at a Thai massage parlor. She was very nice and when we showered together after the sauna, I got signals from my lower regions that I ought to get to know her a little bit closer in a room.
She told me that she was going home, but said that I could be her last customer of the day.
We had a nice time in one of the rooms in the basement. I do not like the basement rooms really. I do not care if others hear when I fuck. But I like to keep the talk before and after the sessions private. S was more of the PSE than GFE. She was really into details, I don't think my balls has ever been so well taken care of in a bed. The only drawback was that it was obvious that she was going home. When we were done with the job in bed, the session was over. I would have liked to have stayed for a while to talk and rest, but she wanted to leave. Who can blame her, I also wants to go home when my working day is over. I hope I can repeat with her somer other time.
After a brief sauna and a coffea in the bar I returned to my hotel to sleep.
Day 2.
I had decided that I would do a two-part visit to Artemis on this day. I wanted to get a break to do some sightseeing. I arrived at 12:30, not much people. The car park was nearly empty. I had a coffee at the bar. Looking out over the room I could see that there were not many girls present that I actually was interested in. On the way out from the bar I saw Marketa sitting and talking with a woman who was one of the most beautiful girls I'v ever seen in a club. Marketa smiled at me and I walked over to them. When I got there, the other woman turned away to politely leave me and Marketa to ourselves. Damn. Marketa wondered if I wanted her company. I told her that I had just arrived and that I was not planning to do a session right now.
Half an hour later I was relaxing at the pool after a sauna when Marketa and her dark haired friend came into the relax-area. I looked briefly at them and smiled and then closed my eyes and tried to rest. After half a minute someone sat down next to me in my lounge chair. It was the dark-haired friend to Marketa. She asked if I wanted company. I knew right away that I did. She is one of those few women who I fall for directly. I asked her name and realized by the answer that I probably had managed to pull yet another "winning ticket". My name is Fatima, she said. I got a hard on by just looking at her and thinking that in just a few minutes I would get the opportunity to touch that stunning body. It's a strange feeling to walk two staircases in a club with full erection! I'm sorry I will not go into details about our session. I can only say that it became an absolute top experience. Fatima is stunning in everything she does, on top of that she is divinely beautiful. I was exhausted an hour later, and happy, very happy!
It was time for some sight-seeing. On my way out I met Nina. She was standing next to the safty-boxes, talking in her mobilphone. She smiled at me with recognition. I waited until she had finished her phone-call and then went up to her. She was working until 02:00 that night and I told her that I would be back in a few hours and that we should try to meet later in the evening. She smiled and said OK.
I took the subway to Friedrichstrasse and walked around a bit in Berlin. It was cold. I watched an auction, and visited the Mercedes showroom on Unter den Linden. When I was at Brandenburg Gate I saw a bus full of Artemis advertising all over the side. I then realized that I was in the wrong place in Berlin and took the S-bahn back to Artemis.
I was very cold when I arrived at Artemis. I needed a sauna. Afterwards I sat in the bar and talked to first Conchetta and later with Elena. Both obviously wanted to visit a room with me. I myself wanted to save my energy for Nina. Elena was very disappointed in how business was going. She had planned a week in the Artemis, but now she said she would go home to Hamburg just after three days.
At five o'clock I was hungry and decided to rest downstairs for an hour. Half an hour later when I was laying in a recliner by the pool I felt a hand in my hair and a laugh. It was Nina Who found me. We talked a bit, I said to her that I was hungry. Nina then explained with authority in her voice that it is better to fuck hungry than to fuck with a full stomach. And who am I to disagree with an expert. So we went to a room and for the second time that day I had to go up the staircase with an hard on. I have read many tributes to Nina here on ISG, and it is dangerous to have to high expectations. But I was not disappointed in any way. We have a fantastic time together. Very varied sex, and a BJ that beats pretty much everything I have previously experienced. It was a pleasure to spend time with Nina. I hope I can repeat some day.
After these four very good sessions on Artemis I did not want the trip to end badly. Moreover, I feel quite satisfied. So after dinner and a short sauna so I went back to the hotel.
So lists or no lists? Well let me put it this way. I really valued all the great intel from ISG when I did my premier weekend at Artemis.
I must say that Artemis is a very good club. I met high-class women in terms of appearance and service. Everyone I met were professional. Even the one I declined to do a session with. They all took a no for an answer.
A drawback of Artemis, which is also one of the club's advantages is the expensive alcohol prices. You do not have be around extremy drunk visitors and that is good. But I miss the opportunity that I have in Samya. To go to the fridge, take a couple of ice-cold Bitburgers and go down to the sauna.
I'll be back! I hope!
T
Last winter I had to cancel two trips to NRW just because of all the snow. This year I wanted to be on the safe side and decided to make a trip that would not involve any driving. My choice fell upon Berlin and Artemis. I'm glad I made that decision, because I had two great days at Artemis.thanks for the report Tjohoo.
Happy you liked Artemis. Can't wait being there next week.
Also looks like there's going to be quite a few ISG members.
Ciao
London Traveller
01-30-11, 00:31
Last winter I had to cancel two trips to NRW just because of all the snow. This year I wanted to be on the safe side and decided to make a trip that would not involve any driving. My choice fell upon Berlin and Artemis. I'm glad I made that decision, because I had two great days at Artemis.Great report Tjohoo. Like me you have a taste for the Czech / Slovak contingent at Artemis. Although I have yet to experience the pleasures of Marketa, I know Nina well and she recommended her Slovakian friend Fatima to me. Fatima is a hard worker and has one of the best asses in Artemis.
I was at Artemis earlier today. I had a later start than usual and arrived at the club at about 7. 30 pm as I flew into Berlin in the afternoon. It is really a credit to Berlin's Tegel airport and the public transport system that I could touch down at 5. 15 pm, collect my bag and be out of the airport 20 minutes later, then arrive at my apartment in Mitte before 1830 and arrive at Artemis only an hour later (I had to spend a bit of time sorting out payment for the apartment and my internet connection with the agency representative, otherwise I would have been there even quicker).
Dinner was a bit disappointing. There was some soggy fish (which I had) with rice / peas / carrots, and an alternative was some kind of beef stew, which I didn't fancy at all. The high spot of all this was the fresh salad and an apple for dessert. After a shower and shave (plus some time for the cuts to heal) I hit the Artemis bar. After a bit of sitting around in various places, I noticed an attractive brunette with glasses, and she eventually came to sit near me. Her name was Cherie. 21 years old, long straight hair, an attractive smile, a lovely curvy figure (C cups) , and olive skin. She told me that she was half Turkish and half German. But raised in Germany. We had a little chat about what I wanted, which was a GFE and she agreed to provide everything I specified. In fact she said that the only thing that she didn't like was fingers in her pussy and this was for hygiene reasons. In the room it turned out that she was obsessed with cleanliness. Firstly she gave me some alcohol hand rub. She used this too. And then she cleaned my little boy with a wet wipe. Performance wise she kind of delivered what she had said she would. It was interesting that when I went to kiss her at first she turned away but then she seemed to remember that she had promised me kissing and she did deliver some nice gentle kisses with tongue throughout the session. We had unspectacular but reasonable sex in various positions (I could just about see her in the mirror. As room 21 was very dark. The main attraction of the session was her good looks) and at the end she had a good try for her CIM bonus, but it never worked out for her. She seemed a bit disappointed by this and although she remained friendly at the lockers, she didn't pay much attention to me when she passed by afterwards. She told me that working at Artemis was her only job but I suspect she might do something else as I hadn't seen her there before an any of my trips.
I had a bit more of a rest and had brief chats with some girls, including an attractive German blonde called Daria who I didn't take up on her offer but who looked interesting. Eventually a more mature Polish brunette called Haline (or something like this) came up to me and I remembered that Traveller Uk had recommended her for a PSE so I took her for a spin in the upstairs Kino after she had put out her cigarette. We got a space at the back and she was soon applying her talents to my cock while I looked at the movie. She seemed pretty happy at a route one blowjob with no hands, taking it deep and this had the desired effect on me, producing a nice stiff result. She also allowed me to finger her pussy, which was fairly dry but very tight. I felt her body but her fake tits were rather hard and her skin elsewhere too soft for my tastes so after more BJ I let her ride me. I probably should have let her ride me to completion as she was great in the squatting position and I would have finished like this fairly quickly if I hadn't stopped her. However, I then tried a few positions but for some reason none of them really worked out and she didn't seem to like them or want to be close to me. Eventually my little boy lost some of his interest and after a bit of regrouping she gave me more BBBJ and I finished by wanking off while she sucked my balls. She then wanted to end the session. But there was 10 minutes remaining so I kept her with me for this. And at the lockers she wanted a 10 euro tip. Which I didn't provide. Overall an interesting girl but probably not a repeat for me.
I will be returning to Artemis midweek.
Insults? The asian guy? For asking him about the bird flu?
The german theke? What does that mean / what do you mean? I don't understand.
NorjanGermans in general are very honest people. You assumed that the receptionist was trying to scam you when she probably made a simple mistake. Second, you know nothing about the asian guy and assumed he was from asia and would know about the bird flu. First, if he was from asia he would probably find this both embarassing and insulting (kind of like suggesting he was a carrier). Second, if he was not from asia, the presumption that all asians are alike shows a lack of understanding and sophistication. What if I walked up to you and asked about the syphillis outbreak in your country? Would you view that as a sign of endearment? There is a reason the British only talk about the weather.
SuppenHuhn
01-30-11, 10:24
Does anybody know the german girl with black glasses? She was there yesterday and was sometimes talking with the queen of Artemis. She has long black hair.
Nice to see London Traveller yesterday. He was lying in front of the cinema.) Big brother is watching you.)
The food was not good yesterday. I was waiting for german Schnitzel (I have seen them in the citchen) but that was too late for me.
Nebula2001
01-31-11, 02:12
Does anybody know the german girl with black glasses? She was there yesterday and was sometimes talking with the queen of Artemis. She has long black hair.It may be the girl London Traveller was talking about just two posts down:
I noticed an attractive brunette with glasses, and she eventually came to sit near me. Her name was Cherie. 21 years old, long straight hair, an attractive smile, a lovely curvy figure (C cups) , and olive skin. She told me that she was half Turkish and half German. But raised in Germany. We had a little chat about what I wanted, which was a GFE and she agreed to provide everything I specified. In fact she said that the only thing that she didn't like was fingers in her pussy and this was for hygiene reasons. In the room it turned out that she was obsessed with cleanliness. Firstly she gave me some alcohol hand rub. She used this too. And then she cleaned my little boy with a wet wipe. Performance wise she kind of delivered what she had said she would. It was interesting that when I went to kiss her at first she turned away but then she seemed to remember that she had promised me kissing and she did deliver some nice gentle kisses with tongue throughout the session. We had unspectacular but reasonable sex in various positions (I could just about see her in the mirror. As room 21 was very dark. The main attraction of the session was her good looks) and at the end she had a good try for her CIM bonus, but it never worked out for her. She seemed a bit disappointed by this and although she remained friendly at the lockers, she didn't pay much attention to me when she passed by afterwards. She told me that working at Artemis was her only job but I suspect she might do something else as I hadn't seen her there before an any of my trips.
First of all, I would like to thank you all in this community for the valuable information you provide. It is highly probable that if I knew this amount of quality information was available before my first visit to artemis fkk, it would have gone much better.
Not that my first approach to the FKK esperience was bad, but I would probably would have been more prepared to get the most out of it.
For a start, my first visit took place exactly on the 4th day of February last year. If I knew there was this huge fruit show I could have taken my precautions, just like I am doing this time. That date I arrived at around 6pm. I am usually very confident and able to keep cool, but I wasnt expecting to get as nervous as I got just by standing at the reception and having an inevitable glance at some naked ladies close by. To be truthful, I was literally shaking. I was a little embarassed by my shaking hand while paying the 80E. This overwhelming feeling made my coolness fade and felt like a virgin 16yo in highschool prom.
Anyways, I just walked to the locker room, took off my clothes and went to the main bar. I sat alone and asked for a cup of coffee so I could relax a bit. This actually worked. At this point, the place was light on males and there was a largely generous bunch of ladies fooling around. I saw a girl sitting a few barstools far from me that looked like a "nice" (nice as in next door nice) girl. I'm afraid I don't remember her name but she was skinny, had a sort of tribal tatoo on her lower back (I hadn't seen it, and I carry the inevitable prejudice of the typical "tramp stamp" tattoo thing, but this prejudice was that, a prejudice). In spite of the tattoo, she was actually very nice (in that way I mentioned). She was a natural blonde and she told me she was german.
Before engaging in any compromising deal, we chit chatted about where I was from, bla bla bla, and some useless stuff that broke the ice quite quickly. I asked everything (telling her I was new to this) and she kindly answered all my enquiries (I just list the facts, not paraphrasing her exactly) :
1. What services are included in the 60E? Vaginal sex, BBBJ, light kissing.
2. What additional services do you offer and how much are them? I offer deep kissing for a small tip, and anal intercourse for 100E (I thought this was too much maybe because I'm not that much into anal)
3. Do you take DATY? Yes, that would be just a tip.
She didn't specify the amount associated to the "tip" but I assumed it was a 10E tip.
I found the girl very sweet and gave her a shot.
She gave me a great BBBJ while I dove into her pussy. Intercourse was not as good as the BJ but the kissing was great! I did finish a bit before I wanted to during a second BBBJ not CIM or COB but over myself lying on my back. She was very easygoing and we had a small talk before my time was over.
When I came down she accompanied me to the lockers and I payed her 60E plus 20E which she gladly received and kissed me warmly on the lips goodbye.
Then I showered for about 10min and was ready to go back into the main room. This before I saw what I must describe as a horde of italian, spanish and british guys coming in. I won't lie, they kept coming. This made me just leave it there and just left the place. The famous fruit fair was taking place and the place became too crowded.
The tip about checking the schedule of important fairs or shows is very important if you don't want to have an (IMO) unpleasant experience, where all the girls are taken and sex with one of them is like sex on a war camp.
Thanks again, I will be posting again in probably two weeks on my new visit on Sunday feb 6th (at least 3 days before the same show!) so hopefully I can spend the 150E I couldn't last year (plus the new 350E reserved for this my second visit).
Good luck guys, and thank you again for this priceless forum.
The receptionist is totally distracted. She has an unrequited fantasy related to licking Norjan's feet.
Germans in general are very honest people. You assumed that the receptionist was trying to scam you when she probably made a simple mistake. Second, you know nothing about the asian guy and assumed he was from asia and would know about the bird flu. First, if he was from asia he would probably find this both embarassing and insulting (kind of like suggesting he was a carrier). Second, if he was not from asia, the presumption that all asians are alike shows a lack of understanding and sophistication. What if I walked up to you and asked about the syphillis outbreak in your country? Would you view that as a sign of endearment? There is a reason the British only talk about the weather.
London Traveller
01-31-11, 07:54
Does anybody know the german girl with black glasses? She was there yesterday and was sometimes talking with the queen of Artemis. She has long black hair.
Nice to see London Traveller yesterday. He was lying in front of the cinema.) Big brother is watching you.)
The food was not good yesterday. I was waiting for german Schnitzel (I have seen them in the citchen) but that was too late for me. Hi Suppenhuhn,
This is creepy! I don't know who you are but you can recognise me? Please say 'hallo' next time.)
We could have compared notes on Cherie. Who was the only girl in glasses I saw there on Saturday.
Too true that the food wasn't good. I never even saw the schnitzel. (
Angus Magee
01-31-11, 08:31
When I came down she accompanied me to the lockers and I payed her 60E plus 20E which she gladly received and kissed me warmly on the lips goodbye..Thanks for the report Mikalatam. Just for the record-this asking for "tips" for such things as DFK and DATY is not officially recognised and should not be encouraged from the girls. That is the €60 half hour room fee should include these things IF the girl provides them. If she does not, you as a customer should look else where for someone who does.
This is where an FKK differs, or should differ, from a regular bordello. You as a customer are free to circulate and find a girl with whom you "click" and with whom you are more likely to get the mor GFE type services. It is part of the game and part of the landscape that sometimes you will not get the experience you are after. Trouble is guys come in with the cash, willing to "tip" and the girls slowly, slowly degrade the service they are willing to give for the base price. I personally find entering into the "what will you do" negotiation before the session is a bad idea. Of course not talking about it you risk getting a session where you do not get what you want. But if you do-it is so much sweeter. Bit of a gamble in the end but this is what make FKK more pleasant than a straight bordello with a sex services menu.
Anyway, I am not as hard line with this as some but I do ask you to consider what I have suggested.
AM
Thanks for the report Mikalatam. Just for the record-this asking for "tips" for such things as DFK and DATY is not officially recognised and should not be encouraged from the girls. That is the €60 half hour room fee should include these things IF the girl provides them. If she does not, you as a customer should look else where for someone who does.
This is where an FKK differs, or should differ, from a regular bordello. You as a customer are free to circulate and find a girl with whom you "click" and with whom you are more likely to get the mor GFE type services. It is part of the game and part of the landscape that sometimes you will not get the experience you are after. Trouble is guys come in with the cash, willing to "tip" and the girls slowly, slowly degrade the service they are willing to give for the base price. I personally find entering into the "what will you do" negotiation before the session is a bad idea. Of course not talking about it you risk getting a session where you do not get what you want. But if you do-it is so much sweeter. Bit of a gamble in the end but this is what make FKK more pleasant than a straight bordello with a sex services menu.
Anyway, I am not as hard line with this as some but I do ask you to consider what I have suggested.
AMGreat advice, Angus. I will keep this in mind firmly and make the best out of the standard 60E. This cannot be but good news to me.
BTW, how are sundays usually? My visit is planned for Sunday Feb 6th@about 7 pm.
I will keep you posted on my second adventure at Artemis!
Peace
Angus Magee
01-31-11, 16:41
Great advice, Angus. I will keep this in mind firmly and make the best out of the standard 60E. This cannot be but good news to me.
BTW, how are sundays usually? My visit is planned for Sunday Feb 6th@about 7 pm.
I will keep you posted on my second adventure at Artemis!
PeaceWell you might find Sunday a bit slow and for sure the selection will be less than on a busy night, but there are advantages to this. Primarily the girls that are there tend to be a bit more willing to put in the bit of extra effort to get your business. Thus the type of GFE session you are looking for can be easier to find. But be alert and do not let any girl who happens upon you to drag you up to the rooms. Try to remember that in this situation you are in charge of you wallet, not the girls. That is, hold out for a girl who really seems interested in making yo happy and in having a bit of fun herself. Like I mentioned in the last post, you have to be willing not to get what you want if you are to get it without the negotiation that sort of ruins the mood (IMHO).
Good Luck.
AM
then arrive at my apartment in Mitte before 1830 and arrive at Artemis only an hour later (I had to spend a bit of time sorting out payment for the apartment and my internet connection with the agency representative, otherwise I would have been there even quicker).May I ask which apartment do you rent? (website?)
London Traveller
01-31-11, 20:23
May I ask which apartment do you rent? (website?)Hi Glabor, Unfortunately you're not set up to receive PMs. I would be happy to let you know where I am staying but I would rather not put it on the main board at the moment as this is a small apartment operation and not a large anonymous hotel. It's not particularly convenient for Artemis anyway as it's not far from Alexanderplatz. Best wishes, LT
Hi Glabor, Unfortunately you're not set up to receive PMs. I would be happy to let you know where I am staying but I would rather not put it on the main board at the moment as this is a small apartment operation and not a large anonymous hotel. It's not particularly convenient for Artemis anyway as it's not far from Alexanderplatz. Best wishes, LTYou better find your way from Alexanderplatz LT, cause I'll be waiting for you at the big A, tomorrow!
Ahahahahahaha.
Best
London Traveller
02-01-11, 22:35
It was great to meet up with Kimino and Charlie 123 at the club today. Thanks for the company and conversation guys! I hope we can meet again soon.
I arrived at about 11 am and hit the gym. The machinery gave me intermittent electric shocks. Maybe because I am so unfit. Otherwise it worked well and I soon arrived very worn out, in the breakfast room where I replenished my energy.
I had difficulty again with my selection of mates. Nina was there and at one point she actually said to me that she felt like having sex. However, this wasn't said with any real or attempted pleasantries accompanying it so when I declined I wasn't surprised that she immediately headed off with a slight sense of a strop, although she did make some more friendly remarks to me later on in the afternoon. I hope we can get our relationship back on an even keel soon.
I then selected an attractive 29 year old German girl (from near Hamburg) called Kristiana, or Kris for short. Although very pleasant by the bar once we were in the room things went a bit awry. Suddenly everything was 'extra'. Kissing was an extra 50 euros, oral without a condom was similar, anal was 160 euros (this may be because she added in the 60 euro basic, but I didn't question her). The basic service that she provided was adequate apart from the fact that she was talking to me about extras whenever my cock wasn't in her mouth (covered of course). Which was quite a lot when we were having sex, as there was no kissing involved. At the end of the half hour. She told me that we had actually been together an hour. She wasn't wearing a watch. When I had sorted this out and we were on the way downstairs she said that the fee was 60 euros plus 20 euros 'for the house'. When I asked her if she had a mortgage she didn't understand. At the lockers, I gave her the 60 euros owing, but there was no kiss for me.
I was a bit wary of picking another girl after that but with the help of Kimino I selected a German girl (I can't remember her name but she was tall and slim, brunette with a lot of piercings, wearing boots and a corset) however she refused to go with me except in the company of her less attractive blonde friend, who didn't speak any English, so I declined.
I then hit on another recommendation who was Renee, a Bulgarian platinum blonde with a nice pair of enhanced C cups and a natural curvy ass to match. She produced most of the goods in the room, with french kissing and owo, but after good oral, and a lot of reverse oral from me. Which she seemed to enjoy. She didn't actually seem to like sex that much and we never really found a comfortable position. She also dried up a bit. She was very keen on the CIM bonus and the A level one too, which she told me about several times, but we didn't complete on these. It was also 50 euros apparently (at her suggestion) for her to put a finger and a vibrator up my ass. But we didn't do this either. However after the initial oral had been good I had extended to an hour and I was therefore a bit disappointed when she said that the hour was up after only 45 minutes. We then had a discussion about this, but she refused to give way. So although she had been a good performer, the session was a bit marred and I won't be repeating. It's Renee's 26th birthday on Friday. So she will be out getting pissed that night.
I hope to return later this week. Maybe one evening, if time permits, but I should pretty definitely be there on Saturday.
Nebula2001
02-01-11, 23:32
I'm starting to get the feeling that there are two parallel universes inside Artemis.
I visit the club on a regular basis and the last time I had a mediocre session (by which I mean the girl's service, not my performance which of course varies) was probably many months ago. And the last "awry" session was. Well, I don't remember exactly but there was something like that a year ago, perhaps.
I'm not sure what my point here is, but here's an idea: Selecting one of the "right" girls is heavily discussed in this thread. Hell, there's enough input about it that someone could compile a 15 page spreadsheet! Something that's not emphasized as much is building a right tone of relation (even if it just lasts 30 minutes.) I'm starting to believe that this issue of setting a "right" connection with the girl (which is incidentally not very dissimilar to building a connection with a girl you'd meet anywhere else) is as important, if not even more.
P. S. I'm planning to spend most of my day (and night) in Artemis tomorrow. Let me know if anyone wants to say Hi.
London Traveller
02-01-11, 23:46
I'm starting to get the feeling that there are two parallel universes inside Artemis.
I visit the club on a regular basis and the last time I had a mediocre session (by which I mean the girl's service, not my performance which of course varies) was probably many months ago. And the last "awry" session was. Well, I don't remember exactly but there was something like that a year ago, perhaps.
I'm not sure what my point here is, but here's an idea: Selecting one of the "right" girls is heavily discussed in this thread. Hell, there's enough input about it that someone could compile a 15 page spreadsheet! Something that's not emphasized as much is building a right tone of relation (even if it just lasts 30 minutes.) I'm starting to believe that this issue of setting a "right" connection with the girl (which is incidentally not very dissimilar to building a connection with a girl you'd meet anywhere else) is as important, if not even more.
P. S. I'm planning to spend most of my day (and night) in Artemis tomorrow. Let me know if anyone wants to say Hi. Maybe you could actually share some of your valuable and high quality experience with someone like me, who clearly is in need of your advice and assistance. I have checked all of your five posts to date and not one girl's name is even mentioned in any of them, never mind what actually happened with her, either in the room or outside.
Nebula2001
02-02-11, 00:46
Maybe you could actually share some of your valuable and high quality experience with someone like me, who clearly is in need of your advice and assistance. I have checked all of your five posts to date and not one girl's name is even mentioned in any of them, never mind what actually happened with her, either in the room or outside.Even though I've very recently joined the forum, I haven't shared any girl's name on purpose. I'm not planning to name any names for the foreseeable future (though, of course, I reserve my right to change my mind about this any time I see fit) because I don't think there are right kind of girls and wrong kind of girls. This doesn't mean I'm not carefully and conservatively selective about which girls I session with. It just means someone's wrong girl can be someone else's right girl. I'd be glad to gossip about gory details of specific girls with you or anyone else when meeting in person, but I just don't trust myself to effectively comment on girls within the complete context in this forum.
This doesn't mean I'm planning to keep all the lessons I gathered over the years to myself though.
The most useful of these has been this: Your average Artemis girl is afterall *drums please* a girl. This doesn't only mean that you should respect her as a human being (which I hope any frequenter of this forum is aware of) , but also that you could treat her as if you're seducing any girl in the outside world. Of course, there are somewhat different dynamics at play here. Assuming one likes to come as close to a genuine passionate experience as possible, the down side is that it will most probably never be a complete seduction since the girl will leave you after the session ends (and, yes, I'm ignoring the usual little chitchat around the club afterwards.) The upside of this situation is, however, that there is much less effort involved in approaching a new girl and you can experiment on your technique freely since you don't need to stress about whether you will eventually "seal the deal". .
The result of a successful seduction is a more enthusiastic session which leaves a euphoria that can last for days during which you may find yourself smirking for no reason.
As to how to go on with seduction, there are varying "schools of thought" about which you can find plenty of resources online. The common feature of all of these that I also find effective in my personal experience is a daring aura of visible self-confidence. Be able to look the girl in the eye for as long as you like. Feel free to make snarky and playful comments about her. Check out other girls while she's sitting on your lap. Don't be afraid to keep some mystery about yourself. Don't act needy. And, when you're ready to session with her, keep a laser focus on her and on what you want.
Admittedly, this game play fits me all the better because I like to be dominant and in control in the sack. But, my main point is to give some effort to finding the right tone of relation with the girl. Beyond being a awesome spa, an exciting bordello and a sub-par dining establishment, Artemis is a great playground to find out more about yourself and the opposite sex.
I'll try to share more of my thoughts later on.
I agree with all these well-expressed thoughts. In my experience (mongering in 14 countries, including a dozen or so visits to the FKKs of Hessen) a sense of humor is a wonderful asset as is a willingness to go with the mood of the moment.
Also, I think that starting off in the kino, maybe even finishing there, is a pretty good way to ensure a good experience. Most girls really like to be on stage, the center of attention. And even those who are more mercenary want to advertise and don't want to be seen giving poor service. Probably one of the best expriences I have ever had was a few years back in Palace when a young brunette dressed in a short schoolgirl skirt came waltzing throgh the Palace kino asking who would give her anal lessons. I volunteered, and before a crowd of about a dozen we put on a real show. Both of us thoroughly enjoyed the role playing and laughed about it all the way to the money lockers.
(report can be found in RoD file under my old name Kahului).
I will not go witih a girl who won't at least start in the kino or some other public place.
Cheers and see you in April.
Even though I've very recently joined the forum, I haven't shared any girl's name on purpose. I'm not planning to name any names for the foreseeable future (though, of course, I reserve my right to change my mind about this any time I see fit) because I don't think there are right kind of girls and wrong kind of girls. This doesn't mean I'm not carefully and conservatively selective about which girls I session with. It just means someone's wrong girl can be someone else's right girl. I'd be glad to gossip about gory details of specific girls with you or anyone else when meeting in person, but I just don't trust myself to effectively comment on girls within the complete context in this forum.
This doesn't mean I'm planning to keep all the lessons I gathered over the years to myself though.
The most useful of these has been this: Your average Artemis girl is afterall *drums please* a girl. This doesn't only mean that you should respect her as a human being (which I hope any frequenter of this forum is aware of) , but also that you could treat her as if you're seducing any girl in the outside world. Of course, there are somewhat different dynamics at play here. Assuming one likes to come as close to a genuine passionate experience as possible, the down side is that it will most probably never be a complete seduction since the girl will leave you after the session ends (and, yes, I'm ignoring the usual little chitchat around the club afterwards.) The upside of this situation is, however, that there is much less effort involved in approaching a new girl and you can experiment on your technique freely since you don't need to stress about whether you will eventually "seal the deal". .
The result of a successful seduction is a more enthusiastic session which leaves a euphoria that can last for days during which you may find yourself smirking for no reason.
As to how to go on with seduction, there are varying "schools of thought" about which you can find plenty of resources online. The common feature of all of these that I also find effective in my personal experience is a daring aura of visible self-confidence. Be able to look the girl in the eye for as long as you like. Feel free to make snarky and playful comments about her. Check out other girls while she's sitting on your lap. Don't be afraid to keep some mystery about yourself. Don't act needy. And, when you're ready to session with her, keep a laser focus on her and on what you want.
Admittedly, this game play fits me all the better because I like to be dominant and in control in the sack. But, my main point is to give some effort to finding the right tone of relation with the girl. Beyond being a awesome spa, an exciting bordello and a sub-par dining establishment, Artemis is a great playground to find out more about yourself and the opposite sex.
I'll try to share more of my thoughts later on.
London Traveller
02-02-11, 08:43
Even though I've very recently joined the forum, I haven't shared any girl's name on purpose. I'm not planning to name any names for the foreseeable future (though, of course, I reserve my right to change my mind about this any time I see fit) because I don't think there are right kind of girls and wrong kind of girls. This doesn't mean I'm not carefully and conservatively selective about which girls I session with. It just means someone's wrong girl can be someone else's right girl. I'd be glad to gossip about gory details of specific girls with you or anyone else when meeting in person, but I just don't trust myself to effectively comment on girls within the complete context in this forum.
This doesn't mean I'm planning to keep all the lessons I gathered over the years to myself though.
The most useful of these has been this: Your average Artemis girl is afterall *drums please* a girl. This doesn't only mean that you should respect her as a human being (which I hope any frequenter of this forum is aware of) , but also that you could treat her as if you're seducing any girl in the outside world. Of course, there are somewhat different dynamics at play here. Assuming one likes to come as close to a genuine passionate experience as possible, the down side is that it will most probably never be a complete seduction since the girl will leave you after the session ends (and, yes, I'm ignoring the usual little chitchat around the club afterwards.) The upside of this situation is, however, that there is much less effort involved in approaching a new girl and you can experiment on your technique freely since you don't need to stress about whether you will eventually "seal the deal". .
The result of a successful seduction is a more enthusiastic session which leaves a euphoria that can last for days during which you may find yourself smirking for no reason.
As to how to go on with seduction, there are varying "schools of thought" about which you can find plenty of resources online. The common feature of all of these that I also find effective in my personal experience is a daring aura of visible self-confidence. Be able to look the girl in the eye for as long as you like. Feel free to make snarky and playful comments about her. Check out other girls while she's sitting on your lap. Don't be afraid to keep some mystery about yourself. Don't act needy. And, when you're ready to session with her, keep a laser focus on her and on what you want.
Admittedly, this game play fits me all the better because I like to be dominant and in control in the sack. But, my main point is to give some effort to finding the right tone of relation with the girl. Beyond being a awesome spa, an exciting bordello and a sub-par dining establishment, Artemis is a great playground to find out more about yourself and the opposite sex.
I'll try to share more of my thoughts later on. Thank you so much. Your wisdom is much appreciated.
Arrived at 16:00 left at midnight.
Nice chatting with Charlie123 and meeting LT for the first time!
As soon as I entered Artemis I was immediately attracted by a tall dark haired beauty with a corset and high boots which I recognized being Helena (the one LT was mentioning before, sorry he didn't had a chance to try the girl).
I like her quite a lot, I find her super attractive and a real hot in the room. Talked about her quite a bunch of times, lots of piercing, german. I was in the mood (like allways BTW) to get some extras (the normal ones) but ended up having a standard very nice session. Perfect!
Then, Lenny, hangs around with Helena, black hair, casquette (bop) haircut, I find her very intriguing, at times. Don't remember having a session with her before but she says we did.
Sweet, pro, girl. Will repeat, maybe I'll try to get her in the room with Helena, think they are friends, professionally. Got cim.
Last, Clara (or Carla) , been with her few times, allways terrific.
Italian, long black hair, beautiful ass and very professional but also super sweet, when she wants.
This for the girls reports, probably nothing new to most.
The upselling issue.
None of the girls tryed to upsell anything, ask for tips or said that wouldn't do something. To all girls I gave a tip, in one case a very good one and all where very happy with it.
For the rest, facilities allways great, at 16:00 place was quite dead, until the time I left it was never crowded, girls complaining about nobody fucking, as usual. Ahahah.
I'll be there today, until morning. I'll try not to go there too early but the weather sucks in Berlin today.
Looking forward to meet Nebula2001 today, reading his previous post I know we will have a nice chat between sessions.
After talking with Charlie, I do think my next trip will be in the NRW area.
I'm very sorry for the guys writing in the threads related to that area, they will have to put up with my usual ton of questions and faq to fuck. Ahahah.
Ciaooo.
Kimino
Angus Magee
02-02-11, 17:39
I'm starting to get the feeling that there are two parallel universes inside Artemis.
I visit the club on a regular basis and the last time I had a mediocre session (by which I mean the girl's service, not my performance which of course varies) was probably many months ago. And the last "awry" session was. Well, I don't remember exactly but there was something like that a year ago, perhaps.
I'm not sure what my point here is, but here's an idea: Selecting one of the "right" girls is heavily discussed in this thread. Hell, there's enough input about it that someone could compile a 15 page spreadsheet! Something that's not emphasized as much is building a right tone of relation (even if it just lasts 30 minutes.) I'm starting to believe that this issue of setting a "right" connection with the girl (which is incidentally not very dissimilar to building a connection with a girl you'd meet anywhere else) is as important, if not even more.
P. S. I'm planning to spend most of my day (and night) in Artemis tomorrow. Let me know if anyone wants to say Hi. My experience was that when I was a very regular customer I rarely had a bad or substandard session. Now that I am am infrequent visitor I can not say the same. I do not think that the girls consciously think-there goes a a non regular visitor I will give him my see-game. But it does make a difference I feel. That is, when they see your face there week after week you do tend to get a bit more consistent service. As an less regular visitor maybe you have to work harder to find the girls that give better sessions?
This erosion of service may well also have to do with my own attitude towards the place to.
AM
Met with Nebula2001 and we did have some great time, and great food in Kreuzberg, between sessions, first time I leave Artemis to come back later, all smooth.
Later on Charlie123 joined and we all stayed until closing time. Very nice day.
Not much to say.
Stayed with Manuela, well known by most of you. Real nice.
Went with Sara, spanish, really hot. Upsold a bit saying she wouldn't kiss a lot if it was only for haf an hour, but apart from this e had a great time. She was new for me, would repeat.
Then I went with Kety, she walks around with Clara (one of my favorites) , black hair, Romanian, very attractive, specially the face IMO.
Wasn't sure if to try her or not, kind of a gamble but seeing her hanging around with Clara pushed me to try.
Super nice session, a very hot girl but also sweet and relaxed.
Will definitely take her next time, with Clara, she said they work very well together and I believe her.
At around 4 o'clock I finally saw Mindy in the stairs area, she has been very busy all evening, so I took her to the room. Nice session, will repeat.
So, very nice 2 day trip!
Artemis never puts me down.
Best
Turn Around
02-03-11, 18:18
Hi there,
Will be there Wednesday next week (report follows) , but before just one question: Do they still have a dessous day there (I would like to avoid it if possible).
Thanks in advanceWhy avoid such a day?
Is it that you like it more when they are all naked or are there too many people visiting these days = wait in line for a room to be ready. ?
I'm curious 'cause I always find women more attractive and sexier with lingerie on than totally naked.
Why avoid such a day?
Is it that you like it more when they are all naked or are there too many people visiting these days = wait in line for a room to be ready. ?
I'm curious 'cause I always find women more attractive and sexier with lingerie on than totally naked. I totally agree with you and I specifically try to go to Artemis when it's lingerie day.
But this is very personal and many people prefer naked girls, like some love tatoos and other hate them, some like asians and others black girls and so on.
I'm absolutely sure that it's not because there's a crowd when it's lingerie day. I bet three quarters of the men visiting don't even know it's lingerie day before entering the club.
Ciao
London Traveller
02-03-11, 23:53
Tonight was the first time that I have visited Artemis in the evening, planning only to see one girl (not that I was sure who I was seeing before I had arrived). It was very different to arrive at the club at 7 pm while things were in full swing with a lot of girls there and the laser lights on, rather than in the morning when the atmosphere is really much cooler. I would have been intimidated arriving in such an atmosphere (and such relative darkness) earlier on in my FKK career, but I felt fairly confident as I walked in and it was a good time to arrive as the place wasn't too busy and the food was still fairly warm.
Dinner was much better than on my last two visits, although not very well balanced as boiled potatoes, rice, and pasta were all available. The mushroom pasta wasn't bad and there were a few stuffed peppers (meat inside) left (clearly this had been the most popular dish. It went with the rice). And I also had a few potatoes for good measure. After stuffing myself with salad as well, I settled down on a sofa in the main room (much smokier now than when I usually arrive. There's always a downside. However as even the non-smoking girls hang out upstairs, I feel that I have no choice).
Some cute girls were sitting next to men already and they seemed very much attached. One busty maiden particularly caught my eye but she didn't separate and the couple went off to a room together never to be seen by me again. I also caught the eye of Nina and she waved Hello, she didn't settle down long by the pole but was soon up and out with a guy off to a room. There were plenty of other girls chatting but none took my fancy and I really wanted a GFE this evening. I watched for about an hour, changing position a couple of times. While I was briefly by the stairs outside I saw Fatima coming down the stairs with a very satisfied customer and I thought that she was a definite possibility, however when back in the main lounge another beauty appeared who I had seen before and I immediately went up to her to say Hello. I won't give her name as I have written about my delight in her in a previous posting and won't go into details, however we had an hour and a half session, starting in the cinema (where Nina was enthusiastically blowing then shagging a guy in cowgirl) and finishing in a room upstairs (26. Greek goddess theme) where as we came out an hour and a half later Nina was just arriving with another guy at the top of the stairs and heading off to a room. She really is amazingly busy. Anyway, this time I had an excellent experience (I think the girl did too) and was very pleased, leaving with a smile on my face which has lasted till now (midnight) as I write this.
I still hope to return on Saturday.
Member #4285
02-04-11, 02:19
Hello!
After reading some post from you guys, Kimino och Nebula2001, I wounder if you will visit Artemis Saturday the 12th. I will only be in Berlin this day and you guys seems to be fun to hang out with in the club. I will be there from the morning to the night (no hotel room ha ha).
Does anyone know if it still is okey to sleep in the club for an hour or two? I remember to taking a nap downstairs under the stair.
Looking forward to vist Berlin again! =D
Nebula2001
02-04-11, 07:04
Arrived from Artemis an hour ago and can't seem to sleep, so here's a little stream of consciousness (and thank the gods for spellchecking software.)
This was my second night in a row in Artemis. After the great night of mongering with Kimino (Mindy says Hi to you BTW) and Charlie123, I spontaneously decided at 10:30 PM to see if a certain "crazy" lady I enjoyed the last time was there. I was in the club's sauna by 11:15.
And, yes, our girl showed her face in a short while. After enjoying my cigar for about an hour (yes, I'm one of those inconsiderate douchebags turning the main lounge into a gas chamber) I went upstairs with her. I had one of my most passionate Artemis sessions with her last night. Although this session went with a little less intensity due my tiredness, it was still unforgettable. I am not going to get into who this mystery girl was (though I'm sure Kimino can easily guess who she is) because the 'service' I got was extremely special to my case due to some emotional reasons I won't delve into and wouldn't be an indication how good or bad a session with the said girl would be for others. My main advice from the whole experience would be to give genuine care, attention and passion to the girls and things may go better than you ever expected. As I mentioned before, catch me IRL in Artemis and I'll gladly gossip further.
As a side note, I've been giving a try to bringing a deodorant and perfume and using them before each session. I haven't asked girls what they thought, but I can easily say that it certainly made things better than they already were. In the very least, the extra confidence it gives you makes it worthwhile in my opinion.
Left the club at 5 am as usual.
Both the girl quality and the girl-to-man ratio seems to be quite ideal this week. The taxi driver on my way home told me that there's a messe starting at Feb 10th. (Taxi drivers waiting at Artemis are usually quite friendly when you talk with them. I could recommend them as a source of some insight and wacky stories about Artemis mongering to anyone.)
My main advice from the whole experience would be to give genuine care, attention and passion to the girls and things may go better than you ever expected.Totally agree, but not a technique anybody can just learn and apply. It's either you have it or not.
Happy the girl showed up yestreday, don't need to guess who it was.
Rethinking at the past days, I might procrastinate my NRW trip a bit and keep my next trip for Artemis, although it's not going to be very soon, unless I win a lottery or something. Ahahaha.
Have fun!
Hello!
After reading some post from you guys, Kimino och Nebula2001, I wounder if you will visit Artemis Saturday the 12th. I will only be in Berlin this day and you guys seems to be fun to hang out with in the club. I will be there from the morning to the night (no hotel room ha ha).
Does anyone know if it still is okey to sleep in the club for an hour or two? I remember to taking a nap downstairs under the stair.
Looking forward to vist Berlin again! =DCiao Kid Icarus.
Very unfortunately I won't be in Berlin on that date. Sigh.
I usually don't go at Artemis on the weekends and I usually try to be there on wednesdays (for the lingerie day).
For sure you can sleep in the club if you find a silent spot. Around the pool or downstairs around the bar.
I don't think anybody will come there and wake you up.
Have a nice trip
Angus Magee
02-04-11, 10:54
/For sure you can sleep in the club if you find a silent spot. Around the pool or downstairs around the bar.I'm vast E the very best place to sleep at Artemis is at the base of the stairs as far to the back as possible (that is right under the stairs. That is if you really want to catch a good hour nap. If you want to snooze yet be awake to scope the girlies a little, better be closer to the pool room door. But there you are likely to be disturbed by a girl who thinks you should not be sleeping, rather banging (and paying) her.
For me the pool area is just too loud and echo-why.
AM-who has slept many an hour under the stairs.
Angus Magee
02-04-11, 13:27
I'm vast E the very best place to sleep at Artemis ...Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.
As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.
Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.
AM
LittleTruths
02-04-11, 13:51
Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.
As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.
Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.
AMAbsolutely! Jackson's grammar-spelling obsession has taken over big time it seems.
Not that I regard the use of proper spelling wrong in any way, but as you have experienced yourself in some instances this auto-adjustment takes some fun and personality away from the contribution.
Bless
Traveller Uk
02-04-11, 19:11
One of my shortest yet most enjoyable trips to Artemis today. I am in Berlin on business but found that I had a 2 hour window for a swift visit, arrived at 12ish. The place was quiet, some good porn in the kinos so I chilled in the downstairs kino when Marketa walked in looking gorgeous. She walked over and chatted away. I wasnt warmed up yet but promised to find her upstairs. Half an hour later up I went with no sign of her. I wandered into the restaurant and there she was, talking to friends including one familiar brunette.
I went to the downstairs kindo and just spotted Marketa leaving when I was collared by a shark, by the time had said NO! Politely, Marketa was gone. Sod it! Time was pressing. I hung around the stairs and waited, luckily the guy had no stamina and down she came 15 minutes later. I grabbed her straight away and had a great time the full Marketa service, she gets more gorgeous everytime I see her. The intensity of her eye to eye stare gets me every time.
We came downstairs, I showered and 15 minutes later I saw the familiar brunette. I asked her name, it was Shelby. Now I remember, she has turned her hair from red to brunette and has lost a few pounds, but not off her breasts. Wonderful. Up we went, she knows how to use her mouth, breasts and body to please a man. I could have stayed on I would, but duty called and at 2pm I left feeling happy but disappointed that I couldn't stay for more.
So that it was, short and sweet. Like me.
Member #4285
02-04-11, 22:29
Ciao Kid Icarus.
Very unfortunately I won't be in Berlin on that date. Sigh.
I usually don't go at Artemis on the weekends and I usually try to be there on wednesdays (for the lingerie day). About the lingerie day I totaly agree. I like when you can't see everything. This time I tried to come for a Wednesday but it did not work out, so Saturday it will be.
See you maybe next time =)
London Traveller
02-04-11, 23:02
i am getting used to arriving a bit later now and it seems good to come in when the atmosphere is beginning to liven up but hasn't become too noisy or hectic yet. i went in for some food at around 6. 40 pm and enjoyed the bratwurst with sauerkraut, as well as some fish, rice and salad. unfortunately dessert isn't the strong point of the meal, but there are always a few apples.
as usual i spent ages looking around for a suitable girl. i had seen fatima in the dining room but she had completely disappeared (i was told later that she had a special client with her) and there were a few other interesting candidates, including a busty blonde wearing some long white bead chains and nothing else, and a busty brunette. the blonde disappeared too, and the busty brunette ignored my approach and then draped a towel around herself, i think this indicated that she wasn't available to anyone. i eventually saw nina and when i went right up to her she agreed to go with me to the kino where she gave me an great bj and then we moved to a room where this continued, followed by sex in a couple of positions until the half hour was up. nina gets cuter each time i see her and i just wish that she could be bit more intimate with me than her very professional manner has so far allowed.
i then thought that i needed so see someone new, so although a few old flames were around, i tried going up to the busty blonde with the beads who i had seen earlier. she turned out to be a 30 year old spanish maiden called sara. unfortunately she had little english but she was very attractive nonetheless, so off to a room we went. i think the first warning sign was when she criticised me at the top of the stairs when we were choosing a room for knowing too much about them! we went to 6 which has some nice mirrors and things improved a bit after she had cleaned me up with a wet wipe (i had just had a shower after seeing nina so there was really no need) and then began to give me a pretty good no hands bj which looked great, both when i looked at her and when i observed the whole thing in the mirror. unfortunately this continued for only a couple of minutes before she began to reach for a condom, although i managed to get her to prolong it for a minute or two more and she moved into a position where i could reach her ass and pussy with my hand. however, as soon as i touched her pussy she jumped up and wiped my hand, herself and her lips (the ones on her face) with some kitchen towel. she then put some lube on her pussy and told me that i could touch but putting a finger in her would be 'extra'. a bit of nice moaning ensued when i touched her but this was pretty much the high spot of the session, with me touching her moist (thanks to the lube) pussy and her pretty lips around my cock. she finished blowing and then got on top in reverse cowgirl (her choice). this is a position which looks great but unfortunately i tend not to find it very stimulating and after a short time i began to wilt a bit. she then decided, without consultation, to give me a covered blow job and tried very hard with her hand to get me to come in the condom. when i wanted some more sex she began to look a bit unhappy and said that i was being too demanding for 60 euros (at this point only about 15 minutes of the session had passed). we then did sex in missionary for a while, no kissing was allowed, including no kissing of her face, and she looked as though she was lying back and thinking of barcelona. various comments emanated from her lips in various languages, including 'mein gott' and other phrases in spanish, the purpose of which was uncertain. initially she also kept her hand on my cock. for 'condom control' she said, but eventually i managed to prise it away and she seemed not particularly happy with the deeper penetration that this allowed. after i came she was off away from me like a shot and soon putting her beads back on clearly intending to leave the room but as only 20 minutes had passed i asked her to stay. at which she complained that i had looked at my watch, and said that for 60 euros she should be allowed to finish the session and that i was the only man who had ever wanted to stay with her after coming (this might have been true given her attitude!) and, perhaps because of this, i was 'crazy'. she did stay a few more minutes, not looking happy at all, and at the lockers the unfriendliness continued, so there was no peck on the cheek for me downstairs as i parted with my cash.
London Traveller
02-05-11, 20:51
After my evening visits in the past couple of days, which hadn't really been the most successful time I had experienced in the club, it was good to arrive a bit earlier. At 1 pm. I hit the place this time with my gym gear in a bag, intending to do a warm up on the treadmill before hitting the smoking lounge. The staff at reception were very helpful and when I asked for a larger locker for my bag the girl on duty was happy to assist.
Soon I was in the kit and on my way downstairs when I bumped into Nina while I was getting a glass of water at the downstairs bar (actually this proved impossible as there was nobody attending). She was her usual friendly but slightly reserved self with me. Asking me if I wanted to fuck her. And then moving on out through the pool area. I went along with her as I now needed to get my drink from upstairs. On the way upstairs we passed the busty brunette who I had seen the night before but who appeared unavailable. This turned out to be Shelby, a compatriot of Nina's from the Czech republic, probably in her early 20s. Nina introduced us and recommended me to Shelby. Well, I thought I would stay cool and still do my gym stuff as I had intended but I was thinking of Shelby from then on in. She turned up in the bar about an hour later while I was recovering from the treadmill adventure and as soon as we made eye contact she was on her way over to see me. She didn't rush and chatted very pleasantly for a good few minutes before we made our way upstairs. I was very impressed, not only with her natural figure, but with her attention to detail in the service, which was excellent and included decent kissing as well as all the usual trimmings and no offer of extras. I had got off to a good start.
Next up was an old flame who I have previously reported on here, so I will keep this very brief. I was pleased with my second choice too.
Finally I had seen Marketa around. In fact she had been hanging out with Shelby and I initially thought that I would see Marketa alone as she was on my wish list, but then I thought that they would make a good duo, so I propositioned them when they were having a cup of tea by the bar after they had an unsuccessful fishing trip down to the kino. This proved to be an excellent choice as they were both very professional but Marketa probably wouldn't have been quite my type on her own as her kissing was very limited and she didn't like being touched on the pussy much. However, Shelby made up for these limitations and we spent an excellent 20 minutes or so as a 3sum before I finished in a very satisfying way.
Before dinnner I met an old pal hanging around in the bar area and we shared our supper at a table with a couple of lovely Czech girls, which livened things up even more.
I hope to hit the club again for a short time tomorrow before heading off home.
Alleng,
I saw Selma last week and I did remember to say Hello, to her from you.
After some prompting, she did remember her session with you, and the fact that you had showed her your passport afterwards to prove your claimed age of 60. She had been convinced that you were only mid-40's (my age).
She sends her best wishes.
CharlieHi Charlie, Hi everybody, here I am again, after a year I will come back to Artemis next week or the week after. During these days I read all the posts of the last year: hard work! But now I have my list of favourite girls, thanks to your reports. Thank you Charlie to have remembered to say Hello, to Selma from me: I'm not 60, by the way, only 53, but it's true, she thought I was mid-40's. Is Selma still working there? It would be nice recognize her and have a nice session with her again. But I'd like also to know some "must" like Maria, Marketa, Fatima and other girls I noted on a list of desires. The only problem for me will be "how to recognize them. Yes, I know that there are photos on Artemis site, but it's still hard to recognize a girl after watching a photo before going there. So, I will try to chat a little bit with the girls, refusing gently them at first, to catch their names. It will be fine to meet someone of the Forum there, I'll make you know some days before my movements.
Hi Kimino, I'm italian too and not "that kind of italian": I'm a quiet guy, I think it will be fine to meet, if you will be there.
Thank you again.
Alleng
Hi Kimino, I'm italian too and not "that kind of italian": I'm a quiet guy, I think it will be fine to meet, if you will be there.Ciao!
No wonder, just the fact you are here and writing in english makes you a non-standard italian. Ahaha.
Unfortunately I just came back from Berlin and I won't be going back for a couple of months, sigh.
We will meet for sure in a future occasion.
Take care!
Kimino
SuppenHuhn
02-06-11, 11:15
Alleng.
Yes Selma is still working in the club.
I have seen her very often.
Member #4285
02-06-11, 16:28
Is there any rules for where to have sex? If the girl agree can you have sex in another place then in the kino? I remember that under the stairs on the sofa ther is cleaningstuff. I think its okey there too but maybe not many girls like that. But anyway, what does the rules say? .
Day one, part 3.
After the shower I began to wander the club. There weren't many girls around and not many bears either. Felt strange when there were the IFA-messe. Had an orange juice at the lower bar (had to ask twice to get a clean glass) and saw 4-5 guys who had crashed in the sofas down there, probably some forum members? All the sun beds beside the pool were occupied in the way that punters had placed there towels at them. Very annoying. This have been the case on all my visits. Please don't put your towel on a sun bed unless you are laying there.
It was clear that most of the girls didn't even bothered to go down here so I went up again. When I reached the main level, three old guys were going upstairs with drinks in their hands but without female escort and I thought that this will be fun. A couple of steps above them a girl with a guy were heading for a zimmer and she turned around and said that going upstairs weren't allowed without ladies but the oldies didn't got it so she screamed to them 'The sign, read the sign! ' and pointed out a sign in the middle of the stair with the same message. The old farts all blushed and turned around, all red in their faces. Very entertaining.
Now the time was about 19:00 and still not much action. Very strange. Most of the girls that were there I wouldn't even like to fuck at all, even if I was getting paid. A thai-girl with some black corset flirted with me, using her tongue, but I told her I had no interest in her. Finally I settled down in a couch in the smoky bar environment and just a few minutes later a dark haired girl sat down beside me. She asked me my name and I hers but can't remember it. I do remember her looks thou. Small tits and she had hairy forearms. Not my type. So I told her but she didn't seem to get it. She said ' I'll make your dreams come true' and I said 'I'll doubt that' and then, all of a sudden she reached for my cock under the robe and grabbed it while saying 'You have a nice cock'. Told her I assumed she said that to all men and that she had nothing that appealed to me and that I had no interest in going to a room with her. She looked angry but said nothing and went away.
So I just sat there fending of girls and about 20:00 things were starting to happen. Suddenly one bombshell after an other came strolling in to the bar and many of them with amazing silicon tits. Wow! Two friends were heading directly for what seemed to be regular clients and up the stair they went, damn it, I would have gone with either one of them as they both were blondes and really good looking. I walked out to the main stair ready to make business and the door to the ladies room flew up and two stunners came out. One brunette with really nice tits but as she where a brunette and she also had brown nipples I wasn't really in to her and in the corner of my eye I had seen what was behind her, a blonde. She had black high heels, a belly button, pearl necklace and nothing more. Blood where rushing to my dick just seeing her. She had her hair in a pony tail and she had fantastic C- or maybe even D-cup silicon tits with light nipples, not pink but not far from. My tongue got tied up and I thought I would miss the opportunity but she where very observant and immediately asked me 'are you waiting for someone? While grabbing my forearm with both her hands. I sort o just said 'yeah, for you! ' and she laughed and I laughed and we walked up the stair. Now there were only one room vacant and I thought of that as a good sign.
With the heels she were about 1, 75 meters and inside the room I grabbed her waist and pushed her at the bed where she landed on her back. She looked kind of like a porn star and I had to use a serious amount of willpower not to just dive in between her thighs with my tongue but I stopped my self in time. Who knows how many guys had given her oral sex earlier. She kept on laughing and asked me my name and where I came from and then I asked her. She said her name was Jeni (Jeanie?) and that she came from Poland. I didn't care and told her I would go for the hour if I liked her and she said something about that she assumed that I liked her as I had gone to a zimmer with her but she weren't very skilled in English. I didn't had an hard-on and as I would never let her blow me without a condom this became a problem. Grabbed her fantastic set of tits and they were great, but maybe a little too firm. Got an erection and asked her for a condom. She said 'how many do you want' laughed and took maybe 6-7 condoms from her purse and threw them at the bed. I told her I wanted one straight from her purse and not one that had been on the bed and she took a new one, opened it and placed it in her mouth and I just said 'no, no, no, use your hands'. So, another new condom got opened up and she placed it on my dick. She started sucking and it felt great but she used her hands a little too much and so I told her. Then told her to lay on her back and keep her high hells on and started fucking her mish. She moaned and called me her 'warrior' which just felt awkward so I told her to ride me and she did this while I squeezed her tits. Then she said she liked it doggie style and I told her that I did too so I fucked her from behind for maybe three-four minutes and then told her I wanted to come in her face and she said 'only in my mouth or on my tits' but I couldn't hold it back so I just teared the condom off and blew a serious amount on the mirror and on the bed. She laughed again and this became somewhat annoying so I told her I would pay her now and she asked 'for an hour' and I just responded 'lets go downstairs' and downstairs we went. Took my wallet from the locker and said 'I'll be back' and went to the front desk and changed some 50-Euro bills in to 10-Euros. Gave her 60 Euros and she complained and said 'It wasn't my fault ' etc. So I gave her 20 Euros more and off she went, looking sulky.
Placed my wallet in the safe and when heading for the shower I saw the asian guy heading upstairs with a stunner, holding hands. Looked really funny.
To be continued.
Norjan
Hessen Bub
02-06-11, 20:41
Got an erection and asked her for a condom. She said 'how many do you want' laughed and took maybe 6-7 condoms from her purse and threw them at the bed. I told her I wanted one straight from her purse and not one that had been on the bed and she took a new one, opened it and placed it in her mouth and I just said 'no, no, no, use your hands'. So, another new condom got opened up and she placed it on my dick.What's all that hystery about? The package was closed, so who cares if the condom was on the bed?
HB
Hessen Bub
02-06-11, 20:43
Is there any rules for where to have sex? If the girl agree can you have sex in another place then in the kino? I remember that under the stairs on the sofa ther is cleaningstuff. I think its okey there too but maybe not many girls like that. But anyway, what does the rules say? .Basically, if the girl agrees, you can have sex anywhere in the club except for the sauna and the pool. Girls get fucked in their ass on the bar stools downstairs sometimes.
HB
Anyone else noticing that their reports are being spellchecked (or something) but the forum? In a couple of instances in the past days I have written one ting and something different has been published. The above was supposed to read- "I M vast E" (in my vast experience) the very best etc.
As I say this has happened like this a few times. Anything in the settings I have to turn on or off? I have had a look but do not see anything obvious.
Also emoticons do not seem to work anymore.
AMI have also noticed my spelling being corrected (or fucked up). Its best to preview your post and check if anything has been incorrectly modified. I have found that removed emoticons can be added back when editting a post. :D Spellling mistakes are not corrected when in "post edit" mode.
BTW, We are expected to write in fully correct English except for offical abbreviations, I believe. SMS style is really frowned upon by Jackson.
Please don't put your towel on a sun bed unless you are laying there.Some people, actually most people, leave the towels on the beds after they leave. The cleaners usually pass and pick them up but if you want to get one immediately you simply take off the used towels and put yours.
But remember to wash your hands after touching the used towel, you never know.
This means you will need an extra towel to dry your hands after washing them.
At the same time, you should be quick enough to go back to the sun bed after washing your hands BEFORE someone else removes your new towels from the sun bed.
One strategy could be to free up 2 sun beds and relative towels, rush to wash your hands, grab the new towels after drying your hands and rush back to the sun beds hoping that at least one of them is still free.
While you rush to and from pay max attention because it's very slippery around there. Also, a big sign says "no diving" so in case you should find a particularly slippery section and loose some traction you might find yourself braking the no diving rule inadvertedly. Might not be easy to explain to the security guys.
HTH
Member #4285
02-06-11, 23:48
Basically, if the girl agrees, you can have sex anywhere in the club except for the sauna and the pool. Girls get fucked in their ass on the bar stools downstairs sometimes.
HBOh that sounds great! Sometimes with the right girl its fun to do it in "public".
And just to make me look even more forward to my visit next Saturday, would you or anyone els say that the boobs been bigger or more girls with bigger over the last year? I am such a big (Y) lover you can't imagine.
Implants should be free from the gouvermant.
London Traveller
02-07-11, 00:32
this is my final report from my week in berlin. i didn't have much time today though as i had a 6 pm flight to catch and i knew that artemis is usually very quiet on sunday mornings so i was looking out for talent right from 11 am when i showered and had breakfast there.
unfortunately there wasn't much around until a girl i have reported on already this week turned up. i smiled at her and she smiled back but she went immediately for breakfast herself. a clue as to this gir's identity. she is 23 and her star sign is aquarius. anyway, she reemerged from the breakfast room and i caught her eye again as she settled down at the bar to have a tea. i was expecting her to come over to me when she had finished drinking and had a cigarette, however when i next looked up she was chatting to some other guy. after a few minutes they went off to a room and i was prepared to wait 30 minutes for her. i went to the loo after 10 minutes and saw her guy in the changing room so i speedily returned to the lounge and yes, she reappeared very quickly. i didn't muck about this time and went straight up to her. she didn't want any chit-chat so we went right upstairs (room 15). to cut things short she was a real star and we spent an hour together, including the cim bonus. well deserved on her part.
i then hung around the club a bit more and after a sauna and a swim there was a czech girl i smiled at but next thing she wasn't at my side but blowing some other guy in the kino. so i called it a day and left.
i am returning to artemis 11/12/13 march. if anyone would like to meet up. do drop me a line! there is a travel messe on then so things should be busy, but hopefully there will be a lot of interesting girls there too.
Please file a report after your visit. Would Like to know the extent of public sex. Thanks.
Icarus; 1120506]Oh that sounds great! Sometimes with the right girl its fun to do it in "public".
And just to make me look even more forward to my visit next Saturday, would you or anyone els say that the boobs been bigger or more girls with bigger over the last year? I am such a big (Y) lover you can't imagine.
Implants should be free from the gouvermant. [/QUOTE]
Member #4285
02-07-11, 00:59
Please file a report after your visit. Would Like to know the extent of public sex. Thanks.No problem, I will happily do that. :)
London Traveller
02-07-11, 09:02
Please file a report after your visit. Would Like to know the extent of public sex. Thanks.I have never seen much in the way of public sex at Artemis apart from in the kinos. Otherwise I have just witnessed some fondling and snogging on the cushions at the bottom of the stairs. However, there are lots of indicators that it does take place, such as the strategically placed kitchen roll all over the smoking lounge.
I have had sex in the beds which have curtains in that room but the girl I was with insisted on closing them tightly (she even tried to keep them shut with her shoes). The disadvantage of these tent-like spaces is that it is very dark in there. However they do seem to be used quite frequently and it is quite fun when the occupants get noisy!
I'd be interested to know when the sex in public takes place. Although I expect that I'm usually tucked up in bed (alone) at that time.
Angus Magee
02-07-11, 09:16
I'd be interested to know when the sex in public takes place. Although I expect that I'm usually tucked up in bed (alone) at that time.While public sex at Artemis is with in "the rules" it is not, in my experience, all that common outside the kino. I imagine this has more to do with us mongers than it has to do with the ladies. That is, if you are willing to pay I am sure a number of ladies would be willing to provide.
Ass fucking on the bar stools? Maybe but I have never seen it. I have seen a FFM threesome on one of the couches. And several rather public, curtains open sessions on the beds in the bar.
If you are going to see public sex I would say it is more likely to be when the place is hopping and rooms are in short supply. Personally, were I into public sex, I would look for a more swingers club or partytreff atmosphere. Insomna in Berlin might be a good place to look.
AM
Rocketboy0
02-07-11, 11:21
Lads. I will probably get some flack for this, but am throwing it out there. There have been a number of lengthy entries recently that IMHO are really wide of the purpose of the forum: to provide useful, interesting public information, insight, helpful tips, who and what to enjoy, and who and what to avoid, etc.
Wistful entries that go on about who smoked cigars where; chronological tracking about what time they arrived, how long was spent in the loo; architectural critiques; how interesting was a meal, etc, and trysts with people who cannot be named (so what is the point of telling us?) are best kept, if at all, in a personal diary or a private notebook for a novel. These can be privately re-lived on some rainy afternoon, sipping a glass of cherry, in a rocking chair, perhaps with a little Bach in the background, recalling how it was back in the day. But please, spare us here.
I understand this is a public forum, that writing should be colorful, and I am not arguing for dry, factoid twitter-like prose. But would be auteurs really would serve us all better by brevity, by providing info of public vs. Highly private interest, and by sticking to the plot. That is all I shall say on this subject.
. . .
In passing. Some other locals and I had gone increasingly sour on Artemis's devolution over the past year, with an overreliance on young spinners and sharky girls, kitchen problems, and was even diagnosed by Herr Doktor Magee as suffering from Mongers Malaise. However, there has been a noticable fresh infusion of voluptuous new (or reconstructed) talent, and the thrill is back. Shelby & Renee seriously carrying the torch. Recommended.
Rocketboy0
02-07-11, 11:38
While public sex at Artemis is with in "the rules" it is not, in my experience, all that common outside the kino. I would look for a more swingers club or partytreff atmosphere. Insomnia in Berlin might be a good place to look.
AMThis very subject came up in a recent 1st Quarter Review discussion with the pool-side massage A-team who said last year, there was an epic performance where some wealthy, possibly coked-out monger was at it all over the place. Pool chairs, bar, stairs, back sofas, etc. Apparently this went on for more than 3 hours, non-stop. The spectacle was viewed and recounted by all in quite graphic detail, which I guess was the point, and the girl was exhausted (who'the a thunk it?). I've also seen once a blowjob given on the main stairway, towards downstairs, and all had to gingerly walk around the couple. So it does happen, but not the norm.
Member #4285
02-07-11, 13:58
So it does happen, but not the norm.I will then do my best to incrase these kind of things, this weekend.
Anyone can estimate cost and time requested for a taxi from Artemis to Schönefeld airport in the early morning?
Lets say around 5am. Ahaha.
To Tegel it usually costs around 15.
Sorry for the OT.
Ciao
Angus Magee
02-07-11, 18:37
Anyone can estimate cost and time requested for a taxi from Artemis to Schönefeld airport in the early morning?
Lets say around 5am. Ahaha.
To Tegel it usually costs around 15.
Sorry for the OT.
CiaoUsing the taxi fare calculator (I am not sure how accurate this is) the fare came to €47. 61. Keep in mind that the route they seem to calculate was right through town. There must be a faster way (and presumably less expensive) way to get there. But from my own knowledge of taxi fares in Berlin I would say at least €40 +. Taxi from Art to my place in Schöneberg is between 16 & 18 Euros and I live a way from the airport.
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/berlin
AM
Using the taxi fare calculator (I am not sure how accurate this is) the fare came to €47. 61. Keep in mind that the route they seem to calculate was right through town. There must be a faster way (and presumably less expensive) way to get there. But from my own knowledge of taxi fares in Berlin I would say at least €40 +. Taxi from Art to my place in Schöneberg is between 16 & 18 Euros and I live a way from the airport.
http://www.worldtaximeter.com/berlin
AMthanks so much Angus, I didn't know the site.
It also says 22 minutes trip. Even doubling the estimate it still fits good for my plans.
Good to know.
Again thanks.
Kimino
SuppenHuhn
02-07-11, 19:16
Public sex is allowed in the bar room (I have seen it 4 or 5 times). Jenna for example can give you a blowjob there.
It's also allowed on the big couch in front of the wellness area downstairs. I've seen it only one time.
And its possible in the bar area downstairs (but not in the wellness area, that's forbidden). Maybe I want to try it while watching football in TV.). I'm early I have never seen it. But its not forbidden.
Some people, actually most people, leave the towels on the beds after they leave. The cleaners usually pass and pick them up but if you want to get one immediately you simply take off the used towels and put yours.
But remember to wash your hands after touching the used towel, you never know.
This means you will need an extra towel to dry your hands after washing them.
At the same time, you should be quick enough to go back to the sun bed after washing your hands BEFORE someone else removes your new towels from the sun bed.
One strategy could be to free up 2 sun beds and relative towels, rush to wash your hands, grab the new towels after drying your hands and rush back to the sun beds hoping that at least one of them is still free.
While you rush to and from pay max attention because it's very slippery around there. Also, a big sign says "no diving" so in case you should find a particularly slippery section and loose some traction you might find yourself braking the no diving rule inadvertedly. Might not be easy to explain to the security guys.
HTHThanks man. I guess you are one of those persons.
But you actually made me think how to solve the problem. Next time I will just turn a bed upside down and then back again, leaving the used towel on the floor. How simple can things be?
Norjan, saving up for my next visit
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