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Providing customer service is what brings the guests back. Customer relationship management is what matters in this line of work. A transactional mindset will only have the opposite effect.It really is that simple...I can only quote you senior Jackyo !
How can it be someone still don't get it?
Same thing for the talking time : sometimes we all seem to forget that the working girls are also real persons. And often they are smart, too! If a girl is sitting for an half hour talking to some customer, it is probably because in that moment she prefers spending some time with somebody she likes (and of course building the "frequent fucker" relationship) instead of working her next 50 € with another guy that she maybe likes less...she is not a chicken who has to lay the more eggs in the shortest time (unless she wants to !)
Different problem if she spends too much time on the sofa chatting with her colleagues and not making customers happy, in that case she is probably doing the wrong job.
@ jackyo - I know you are a conversation groupie, preferably in a pause during an engagement of a biblical nature, but I have found current affairs to be a conversation stopper and instant dick shrinker. The girls haven't a clue the poor souls. Discussing the other mongers cruising around is much more enjoyable. All girls love a gossip about the combined effects of T, T and T.
(Tagged, Towelled and Testosterone).
It really is that simple...I can only quote you senior Jackyo !
How can it be someone still don't get it?
Same thing for the talking time : sometimes we all seem to forget that the working girls are also real persons. And often they are smart, too! If a girl is sitting for an half hour talking to some customer, it is probably because in that moment she prefers spending some time with somebody she likes (and of course building the "frequent fucker" relationship) instead of working her next 50 € with another guy that she maybe likes less...she is not a chicken who has to lay the more eggs in the shortest time (unless she wants to !)
Different problem if she spends too much time on the sofa chatting with her colleagues and not making customers happy, in that case she is probably doing the wrong job.
... park themselves on my lap for the longest time (no charge!) because they didn't want to make themselves available to certain individuals who were eyeing them intently at the time. These were individuals they did not want to go to the room with.
Consider it one of the benefits of getting on a chick's "preferred guest" list.
@ jackyo - I know you are a conversation groupie, preferably in a pause during an engagement of a biblical nature, but I have found current affairs to be a conversation stopper and instant dick shrinker. The girls haven't a clue the poor souls. Discussing the other mongers cruising around is much more enjoyable. All girls love a gossip about the combined effects of T, T and T.
(Tagged, Towelled and Testosterone).
.. isn't exactly conducive to the kind of interaction I look for, unfortunately.
I had wished they'd copy Babylon's Kontaktraum setup: Kunstleder couches against the walls, round bed in the middle for the exhibitionistically inclined. Its clean, efficient and maximizes the possibilities of finding space beside the object of your lust and exploring her personal space before heading to the room.
The Barhocker tend to get really uncomfortable after sitting on them for hours on end scanning the scene.
And the last time I was there that small card table was still on one side of the room.
and thanks very much for your comprehensive report on first dipping your toe into the FKK scene. Glad you found it appealing and are looking forward to another visit or two or thr.......
Two words come to mind .... Popped and Cherry.
We will mark your report card as: " Zelatrix has proven to be a fast learner who will go far. He earned his white robe and belt flying solo and we expect that the boy will continue to excel in his studies now that he has entered the halls of FKK land. The next hurdle, which we expect he will handle with ease, will be the 'Oral Prüfung". Summary, the boy is a natural."
And if you thought your elderly colleague at samya was motoring, just wait till you view the pensioners at Bernd's. It is reassuring to me at least that it IS possible to grow old disgracefuly at Bernd's.
Note from the headmaster, Jackyo. "Zelatrix has shown that he is just about ready to graduate to the Hochschule -Bernd's, assuming a satisfactory 'Oral Prüfung' ".
Sorry Jackyo - couldn't resist.
E.
The girls at the Bernds Hochschule will then know that he has at least passed the prerequisites before being passed on to their very capable hands (and other body parts).
He has taken a few swimming lessons rather than jumping in feet first into the deep end of the pool, if you will.
Z, looking forward to reading of your trip to the Mother of All Clubs.
In fact I couldn’t even work out who was in charge. More often than not only punters and girls were visible in the bar. Maybe Dr No was out the back monitoring the rooms via CCTV, but the place just seemed to run with Teutonic ease.I think you'll find it is Balkan ease, and he is indeed mostly out the back.
But do not deceive yourselves, he is physically big and to my observation runs the club with a gentle, but iron fist. One click of his fingers, and they come running, and that's why they go off to mop up the spilt drinks. Couldn't imagine that happening at Palace. He is also charming, and handled a complaint I made admirably.
It is a pretty well run club as a result. Shame they can't get the spacial arrangements right, making it easier to establish contact with the beauties.
Thanks for the humorous report, Zelatrix. Appreciated.
PS Oldest guy I ran into was in FKK Goldentime in Vienna. He was eighty four. I know this because a girl told me, as I was her next session (always hedge my bets well. Following on from an eighty year old, even in his state Tosc has a fair chance of impressing......). In fact the old boy took two of them into the sauna. I don't know what they did with him, but he came out ten minutes later with a big erection and laughing loudly with both the girls. Until his teeth clattered to the floor. Nah, sorry, made up that last bit. :-)
Thanks for the insight Toscana. I thrive on the details and on understaning all the relationships and motivations.
I have been corresponding with comrade Ortos behind the scenes and he has made it quite clear that if I limit my exploits to Samya, I will never move out of the second grade.
I am now researching other clubs on his preferred supplier list.
One thing I forgot to mention was that the music wasnt allways to my taste. As per my post on the Cyprus thread I recommend Howard Leight Max earplugs, as tested for Ride (as in motorbike rather than mongering) Magazine by the Motorcycle Response Unit of The London Ambulance Service. Expect to pay £3.50 for 10 pairs.
Oh yes one other thing. If I do go back to Samya I internd to introduce the ice maiden to Zelatrix junior. Could one of you German speakers let me know some polite words for asking a girl to accompany one upstairs.
Right I am off to do my homework.
Z
@Jackyo - you mean to tell me Babylon has what Bernd's second club had? A bed in the middle for sports fans. Must visit.......
Sitting on your lap, well now there's a new definition of being a wall flower at a dance. 'With you? No, actually I am going to sit this one out...on that man's lap.' Or am I confusing this with German lap dancing?
Thanks for the insight Toscana. I thrive on the details and on understaning all the relationships and motivations.
I have been corresponding with comrade Ortos behind the scenes and he has made it quite clear that if I limit my exploits to Samya, I will never move out of the second grade.
I am now researching other clubs on his preferred supplier list.
One thing I forgot to mention was that the music wasnt allways to my taste. As per my post on the Cyprus thread I recommend Howard Leight Max earplugs, as tested for Ride (as in motorbike rather than mongering) Magazine by the Motorcycle Response Unit of The London Ambulance Service. Expect to pay £3.50 for 10 pairs.
Oh yes one other thing. If I do go back to Samya I internd to introduce the ice maiden to Zelatrix junior. Could one of you German speakers let me know some polite words for asking a girl to accompany one upstairs.
Right I am off to do my homework.
Z
There are a number of blondes at this club who have a "don't even think of getting close to me" look to them. I don't know why that is, but they look very unapproachable. And the physical set up not being conducive to sitting together to just chat makes approaching them even more intimidating.
Mostly they violate my first rule of thumb in making contact: "Only go with women who smile back when you smile at them".
My second rule of thumb is: "If I can make her laugh at my jokes, I am going to have a good time with her."
These rules of thumb apply, by the way, to encounters with pros and with non-pros.
Could you be referring to Marlene? She's petite, blonde and angeblich from Finnland. Bildhuebsch, as they say but referred to in the French forum as a "blonde ice cube". I know, she must have her fans but she and I didn't click.
A nice way to ask a chick to go the room with you in German?
How about "Du bist echt huebsch. Ich moechte dich besser kennenlernen. Bist du zufaelligerweise frei?"
Its definitely classier than saying: "Hey, du! Komm! Ich will dich ficken!"
You are progressing very nicely, I should add. Once the apprenticeship is over, you can then strike out on your own.
@Jackyo - you mean to tell me Babylon has what Bernd's second club had? A bed in the middle for sports fans. Must visit.......
Sitting on your lap, well now there's a new definition of being a wall flower at a dance. 'With you? No, actually I am going to sit this one out...on that man's lap.' Or am I confusing this with German lap dancing?
.. of the main Kontaktraum made of Kunstleder.
Ah, yes. I remember that small round bed in the middle of that small room in the back of the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club. It brings back memories of being in close hand-to-hand combat with a petite, redheaded Polish chick, Ela.
German lap dancing is, indeed, not to be confused with normal lap dancing. :)
I spend a lot of time plotting a strategy to become a chick's preferred guest when I am at a club. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes not.
I was at Samya once and one of the girls purposely planted herself on me because she didn't want to go to a room with this strange dude who insisted on wearing his underwear (top and bottom!) under his bathrobe. He had made several lewd comments at her and she was very much turned off. She was also convinced that she was on his hit list.
I am not one to refuse helping a damsel in distress.
As Toscana reports - Samya is in my understanding an Ottoman club - owned and run by Turks. This gained in discussion (short) with the Manager who does spend most of his time with CCTV in the 'office' behind the drinks coolers. Anything out of the ordinary seems to be immediately relayed to the 'office' for sorting out - he is physically capable of most sorting out actions. Also, somewhat confirmed by a Turkish girl (born in Germany)working there who spoke Turkish briefly to Sir and told me that indeed Turkish money was behind Samya as we carried on to chat about things Turkish.
Turning to Toscana's young gentleman of 84 at GoldenTimes in Vienna. I discussed with a well known young lady at Bernd's my admiration of the vitality of the pensioner guests. She stated proudly that the oldest guest that she had done herself was 91. Bless him, he and his care giver showed the girls his ID to prove it.
Excess being the naughty boy (relatively) that he is, casually asked if the Guest was able to complete? Ms X replied immediately with some pride, yes of course I got him off - poppen.
There is something in the air at Bernd's that rejuvenates old tissue. Perhaps it is Katja's ass in the air while administering her famous BBBJ or something more chemical and medicinal.
I think you'll find it is Balkan ease, and he is indeed mostly out the back.
But do not deceive yourselves, he is physically big and to my observation runs the club with a gentle, but iron fist. One click of his fingers, and they come running, and that's why they go off to mop up the spilt drinks. Couldn't imagine that happening at Palace. He is also charming, and handled a complaint I made admirably.
It is a pretty well run club as a result. Shame they can't get the spacial arrangements right, making it easier to establish contact with the beauties.
Thanks for the humorous report, Zelatrix. Appreciated.
PS Oldest guy I ran into was in FKK Goldentime in Vienna. He was eighty four. I know this because a girl told me, as I was her next session (always hedge my bets well. Following on from an eighty year old, even in his state Tosc has a fair chance of impressing......). In fact the old boy took two of them into the sauna. I don't know what they did with him, but he came out ten minutes later with a big erection and laughing loudly with both the girls. Until his teeth clattered to the floor. Nah, sorry, made up that last bit. :-)
As Toscana reports - Samya is in my understanding an Ottoman club - owned and run by Turks. This gained in discussion (short) with the Manager who does spend most of his time with CCTV in the 'office' behind the drinks coolers. Anything out of the ordinary seems to be immediately relayed to the 'office' for sorting out - he is physically capable of most sorting out actions. Also, somewhat confirmed by a Turkish girl (born in Germany)working there who spoke Turkish briefly to Sir and told me that indeed Turkish money was behind Samya as we carried on to chat about things Turkish.
Turning to Toscana's young gentleman of 84 at GoldenTimes in Vienna. I discussed with a well known young lady at Bernd's my admiration of the vitality of the pensioner guests. She stated proudly that the oldest guest that she had done herself was 91. Bless him, he and his care giver showed the girls his ID to prove it.
Excess being the naughty boy (relatively) that he is, casually asked if the Guest was able to complete? Ms X replied immediately with some pride, yes of course I got him off - poppen.
There is something in the air at Bernd's that rejuvenates old tissue. Perhaps it is Katja's ass in the air while administering her famous BBBJ or something more chemical and medicinal.
.. lasted for centures but all that one thinks of these days when the word comes up is that little stool you can put your feet on.
The club is very well run.. maybe a little too efficiently run, if you ask me. Is there enforcement muscle hanging out in the background? Its certainly not as visible as it is at Goldentime.
I once was on my way out and in my rush to catch my train back to Koeln, hadn't tucked in my shirt. There was a Turkish dude standing near the entrance insisted I tuck in my shirt before leaving the club. It must have disturbed his sense of order (!). I thought it was a strange comment.
I can only hope to get to the advanced ages of the some of the Bernds guests and still be in physical shape to tangle with women 60 to 70 years younger. There must be something in the water in that little town of Lichtenberg.
Visiting Bernds is like watching the movie "Cocoon". I sometimes feel like I am the youngest guest when I visit.
Could you be referring to Marlene? She's petite, blonde and angeblich from Finnland. Bildhuebsch, as they say but referred to in the French forum as a "blonde ice cube".Well, this is our ice queen Marlen:
Toscer's photo of Marlen certainly immediately thawed out and melted Excess' cubes.
Cheers T.
.I can only hope to get to the advanced ages of the some of the Bernds guests and still be in physical shape to tangle with women 60 to 70 years younger. There must be something in the water in that little town of Lichtenberg.
Visiting Bernds is like watching the movie "Cocoon". I sometimes feel like I am the youngest guest when I visit.
That's one of the great things about Bernds! You never feel old here, because most other dudes there are older than you. So what if the girls are 15 or 20 years younger than me, if the other guys are 15 to 20 (or more!) years older than me.
Well, this is our ice queen Marlen:
Man, just for her I will make a trip to Samya next time. The Steffi that I had multiple sessions at Hof with was also working at Samya before, and she is almost as good-looking. If those two represent the level of eye candy at Samya, I will make a pit stop there.
euro
Man, just for her I will make a trip to Samya next time. The Steffi that I had multiple sessions at Hof with was also working at Samya before, and she is almost as good-looking. If those two represent the level of eye candy at Samya, I will make a pit stop there.
euroSomeone a while back wrote that Marlen was very good if you got to know her, but I was very disappointed.
Gentlemen,
Thanks for all the ad 'vice' and feedback.
It is so much more rewarding posting here than on the Cyprus board. I was just about the only guy that posted about the North. Now I have discovered FKK's I think I know why. Sort of ironic that there is a continued Turkish thread to my travels.
Jesus Jackyo, lucky you mentioned that wearing underwear under ones bathrobe is frowned upon. I certainly wont make that mistake again. Thanks for translation. I am hoping that you have been a gentleman and I am not going to ask to but fuck her mother etc. I dont think I will be able to remmeber it all so I will print it up and put it on a bathrobe pocket sized piece of card ready to flash at the appropriate juncture.
That remminds me, I put together a handy list of words and phrases on a piece of paper. I pointed out a couple of words on this to an old couple who didnt speak much English helping me with directions. I thoght they gave me a funny look at the time but I only twigged yesterday that they must have clocked the last word on the list. This was Gesichtsbesamung, which I got from the Traum Paradies website and translate via Babel Fish.
I'm terribly sorry but I didnt get the name of the ice maiden. I dont think she is the lady in the picture as she wasnt petite. She did go on dates with other gentlemen and seemed warm towards them, so dont let my experience put you off. My latest theory is that most of the guys were much older and she figured me as too young and vigorous. I can confirm that she better looking in my opinion, than the lady in the picture.
Perhaps I will get the opportunity to meet some of you in the flesh on a future visit. I am not sure how I will make myself known to you. I dont think that 'I am the guy in the white robe and slip ons' will be very helpfull. Furthermore I am not sure I can describe myself without appearing imodest.
Anyway I must press on with my homework.
Z
What convinced me that sexual appetite has nowt to do with age or anything else for that matter...... was one New Year's Eve bash at a swinger club. That evening I saw the oldest couple in my life outside a Florida retirement home, the fattest women outside a circus, a one legged man and another dressed in Borat's swim gear. Then of course the normal crowd, well normal for a sex club, numbering about eighty couples humping to kingdom come - as it were. The amount of sperm donated that evening would have revived the population of outer mongolia in no time.
Anyone who thinks the human race faces extinction is sadly mistaken, by which I mean clearly Al Gore no longer has sex.
Travelerb69
11-22-08, 02:11
Yes, Marleen has changed her name to Caty at Samya, it is the same girl. I was told that by another girl during my last visit to Samya. And Steffi now working at Bernds is Yoel from Samya. I got this info from the youpiie forum, and from the description of Steffi it is definetely her.She is 19 years old, by the way, she told me that and it is still at the Samyas web site. As a matter of fact, Yoel was listed today at Samyas web site as being present at the club, so she is probably working at both clubs. I sessioned with her twice and she is really friendly, attractive and provides great service, highly recommended, see my reports a few pages before. However she does not allow CIM, which we all know is provided by almost all girls at Bernds. I hope she stays there, but may be the club is too kinky for her.
I arrived at Samya around 8pm, the lady at reception explained the price etc. went downstairs to get changed, then up to the bar area, spotted some good looking girls, got myself some food and a bier, and sat down next to a polish blonde, she was chatting to her friends, we had a few words, but she wasn't even trying to temp me.
So off I went to the sauna for a bit, not very hot. then back up for another bier, I took a seat by the bar, a very sexy dark skinned girl was stood by me, so said hello, she was very nice, her name was Anya, said she was half Indian, but she said she allready had another guy waiting for her, he returned, and 5 minutes later, she turned back to me and asked If I wanted to go to the room, well was all a bit sudden for me, as I like to first chat a bit to suss out a girl first, so I told her let me finish my Becks first, I think she had 2 or 3 guys waiting, can believe this as she Is stunning In my book a solid 9. So after I had my bier off we went upstairs, we had a really great session, I couldn't fault her, and I do have high standards, she kissed passionatly through out, her oral was uncovered, she even was able to deep throat me to my surprize, and I'm above average. We really had a lively time, Anya Is either a hollywood actress, or I was making her horny, we took our time, she said she really liked me, well you can't blame her eh, and had a chat afterwards, a very friendly 22 yr old, no bad attitude, and for such a young lady a outstanding performance, a girl like her could charge £300 In London!
Back up to the bar, had some more dinner, I love this club, nice food, all the bier you can drink and a good selection of sexy ladies. Got chatting to a german girl called Melody, she was fairly tall, dark hair and had a voluptous figure, about a UK size 12, so finished my bier, then took Melody upstairs, had another very good session, oral was uncovered, she tried very much to deep throat me, and didn't try to rush, she didn't seem to kiss much, but still had a very nice time with melody.
Back down In the bar I was considering a last target for the night, as It was about 1230 by then, a couple of girls stood out, a dark haired girl, she looked maybe half thai, and a cute blonde, unfortunatlly I was 10 seconds to slow and another guy got there first, I couldn't see the blonde, so by 0200 decided to leave. cost me 20euros In a taxi back to Ruddolf platz.
I can understand why many members have good things to say about this club, I enjoyed my night here, though the bar area wasn't as big as I thought It would be, I was even asked before I left If I'd had a good time, I think I will return here.
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Yes, Marleen has changed her name to Caty at Samya, it is the same girl. I was told that by another girl during my last visit to Samya. And Steffi now working at Bernds is Yoel from Samya. I got this info from the youpiie forum, and from the description of Steffi it is definetely her.She is 19 years old, by the way, she told me that and it is still at the Samyas web site. As a matter of fact, Yoel was listed today at Samyas web site as being present at the club, so she is probably working at both clubs. I sessioned with her twice and she is really friendly, attractive and provides great service, highly recommended, see my reports a few pages before. However she does not allow CIM, which we all know is provided by almost all girls at Bernds. I hope she stays there, but may be the club is too kinky for her.
Nope, Steffi has left the Hof again. See my post in that thread. So perhaps she is back at Samya.
Travelerb69
11-22-08, 05:21
Nope, Steffi has left the Hof again. See my post in that thread. So perhaps she is back at Samya.
Just I as thought it would be, unfortunately. At least we know where to find her, and probably the Hoff experience made her a better provider(not that she was not a good one)
Gentlemen,
Thanks for all the ad 'vice' and feedback.
It is so much more rewarding posting here than on the Cyprus board. I was just about the only guy that posted about the North. Now I have discovered FKK's I think I know why. Sort of ironic that there is a continued Turkish thread to my travels.
Yes, the Turks are everywhere. Nothing against the Turks, by the way. I have a lingering fetish for Turkish women. Its something about their jetblack hair and their nice curvy figures.
It also goes back to meeting a Turkish chick at a Red Carpet club almost ten years ago and having her impale herself on me right there on the couch. There was absolutely no ceremony involved and folks wandering by just added to the excitement of the moment. Things like that you never forget.
I was reading quite recently that Koeln is something like 12% Turkish, by the way.
Jesus Jackyo, lucky you mentioned that wearing underwear under ones bathrobe is frowned upon. I certainly wont make that mistake again.
Yes, you need to be able to jump into action when called for and you standout if you wear any underwear. Let it all hang out!
Thanks for translation. I am hoping that you have been a gentleman and I am not going to ask to but fuck her mother etc. I dont think I will be able to remmeber it all so I will print it up and put it on a bathrobe pocket sized piece of card ready to flash at the appropriate juncture.
That remminds me, I put together a handy list of words and phrases on a piece of paper. I pointed out a couple of words on this to an old couple who didnt speak much English helping me with directions. I thoght they gave me a funny look at the time but I only twigged yesterday that they must have clocked the last word on the list. This was Gesichtsbesamung, which I got from the Traum Paradies website and translate via Babel Fish.
Not a problem with the translation. Its quite a mouthful though.
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing about your experience with Gesichtsbesamung. :)
I'm terribly sorry but I didnt get the name of the ice maiden. I dont think she is the lady in the picture as she wasnt petite. She did go on dates with other gentlemen and seemed warm towards them, so dont let my experience put you off. My latest theory is that most of the guys were much older and she figured me as too young and vigorous. I can confirm that she better looking in my opinion, than the lady in the picture.
We'll figure out eventually who you were referring to. Is she, by any chance, on their website?
Perhaps I will get the opportunity to meet some of you in the flesh on a future visit. I am not sure how I will make myself known to you. I dont think that 'I am the guy in the white robe and slip ons' will be very helpfull. Furthermore I am not sure I can describe myself without appearing imodest.
Yes, we'll do this someday. Unfortunately, it won't be any time real soon.
Anyway I must press on with my homework.
Your diligence is admirable!
Just I as thought it would be, unfortunately. At least we know where to find her, and probably the Hoff experience made her a better provider(not that she was not a good one)
Love to meet Steffi if she is as good as everyone here has described her.
The raunchiness and wanton debauchery might have been too much for her. Samya is a little more buttoned up, prim and proper.
Let's not forget that Jenny left Bernds for Samya (where she was known as Eleni) and then came back to Bernds. I spoke to her in July. (Is she still there, by the way?)
This kind of cross-fertilization is good. It helps spread the Bernds service ethic around.
There are RF postings which keep track of which ex-Bernds girls are working where, by the way.
Mahe was last at Babylon (could still be there). Saki moved to Babylon and then ended up at a club in Koeln by the name of Pussyroyal. Michelle and Brandi have moved on (Didn't they both move to Club M?). The list goes on.
Sorry Jackyo,
I cant tell if the ice maiden is on their website or not. I would need to see a picture of her face.
I have definately been week, recounting girls names on this trip.
Next time I will do better in this regard.
Z
hi,
i had three nights in köln, so my plan was, wednesday night samya, thursday night poleposition and friday to beverly. i only visited pt traumland once, othervise i only been to fkks.
first night had the change to leave my meeting very late so end up visiting pascha instead of samya...nothing much to tell about it.
thursday went to samy at 5, they had this special between 5-6 o´clock that you get a ticket to come back for free next time.
that made it busy, but there were lot girls as well, i would say the line up was very good.
first i had rhianna from bahamas, 23 y.o. very nice girl, had a perfect gf exp with her.
face 9
attitude 9
body 9
repeat yes
then joe-ellen or something like that, nice blond 19 y.o. girls from cologne, she claimed, when entered the room she reminded me that she doesnt do cim or anal. very nice, passionate bbbj, but somehow she left me cold compared to rhianna.
face 8
body 8,5
attitude 7
repeat: probably not
friday went there around 7 pm, less crowd, had to wait for nicer girls at time to time.
first adrian or something like that, very beautyful romanian, 19y.o. dark, quite short hair, real "babyface"...but she was disappointment, i think she was hurting down there or something but she did not make me happy, still thinking about her face and body.
face 9,5
body 9,5
attitude 7
repeat: no
then ranja from india/germany, i would have not picked her but somebody recommended her so i gave her a try. all the rooms were busy so went to massage room downstairs, that was very nice since i used to be a massage therapist before and my fantasy was to fuck one of my clients so made that true. very straight forward sex.
face 7,5
body 7
attitude 9
afterwards went to pascha with my friend and tried to get somebody to have 3-some with us but no one wanted to do for the money we offered so did not do it.
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hi,
i had three nights in köln, so my plan was, wednesday night samya, thursday night poleposition and friday to beverly. i only visited pt traumland once, othervise i only been to fkks.
first night had the change to leave my meeting very late so end up visiting pascha instead of samya...nothing much to tell about it.
thursday went to samy at 5, they had this special between 5-6 o´clock that you get a ticket to come back for free next time.
that made it busy, but there were lot girls as well, i would say the line up was very good.
first i had rhianna from bahamas, 23 y.o. very nice girl, had a perfect gf exp with her.
face 9
attitude 9
body 9
repeat yes
then joe-ellen or something like that, nice blond 19 y.o. girls from cologne, she claimed, when entered the room she reminded me that she doesnt do cim or anal. very nice, passionate bbbj, but somehow she left me cold compared to rhianna.
face 8
body 8,5
attitude 7
repeat: probably not
friday went there around 7 pm, less crowd, had to wait for nicer girls at time to time.
first adrian or something like that, very beautyful romanian, 19y.o. dark, quite short hair, real "babyface"...but she was disappointment, i think she was hurting down there or something but she did not make me happy, still thinking about her face and body.
face 9,5
body 9,5
attitude 7
repeat: no
then ranja from india/germany, i would have not picked her but somebody recommended her so i gave her a try. all the rooms were busy so went to massage room downstairs, that was very nice since i used to be a massage therapist before and my fantasy was to fuck one of my clients so made that true. very straight forward sex.
face 7,5
body 7
attitude 9
afterwards went to pascha with my friend and tried to get somebody to have 3-some with us but no one wanted to do for the money we offered so did not do it.
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I had considered going to Beverly this night, then thought about going to PT-Poleposition. As I didn't have a car, at the last minute stuck with what I knew, and took the U-bahn back to Michaelshoven. Got there just after 4pm, got changed and Into the robe, how come all the robes are massive, maybe I'll grow Into it. Up In the bar place was still fairly quiet, a few guys and more girls mostly sitting around the couches. Got myself a bier and as I wandered over to the food by chance there was Anja sat all alone at the bar, so decided to keep her company. She was happy to see I'd returned, and was very affectionate bless her, we had a bit of a chat then she noted that some of the girls were giving her funny looks or something, because I was with her, she suggested we go up to the 2nd floor lounge area.
Was the first time In there, place has loads of big screen TVs and comfy couches to relax on, took a seat and Anja took care of me, got me another bier from the fridge, and we sat and chatted some more, this girl was like more than a real GFE, cuddling and telling me how much she liked me, I was hard without her even touching me! I couldn't work out what her motive was for all the sweet talk, but It didn't harm my ego. Anja proceeded to start molesting me, we were making out like teenagers on the couch, at one point she opened my robe, bent over and was blowing me as I watched the football with a bier In hand, with people walking past, you can't find a better afternoon than that! We must of been In there for around a hour before we headed to a nearby room, had another great time, we just seemed to click, not much she wouldn't do. Anya says she's only 22, well for me she has the looks performance and personallity.
After I paid her off she mentioned that she will have to go off and work, no problem luv, I wasn't going to get all jealous, but as the night progressed I couldn't help but notice guys were lined up for a session with her, can't blame them, Anya was even hustling Champagne to some.
I took my time selecting my next lady, took a sauna and helped myself to more food, the young blonde from last night was there again, with her strappy lace up fuck me high heels on, I notice two or three young ladies who are slightly over weight with deep tans and huge natural boobs, not really my thing, I prefer not to see a belly roll over the top of a g-string, but thats just me lol. I was people watching, and I noticed again the three Polish girls I'd briefly spoken to the night before were sat at the same couch, and I can't say I ever saw one customer ever approach one of them. I sat at the bar next to a Turkish girl, she wasn't bad looking, had a fake pair of boobs, I tried to have a conversation, with my limited german, she couldn't speak english, and didn't even seem bothered to hook me, so gave up as I could Imagine she'd be no fun In the room.
I had also noticed a young eurasian looking girl with a scarf on, well I Investigated further, her name was Jenna and she was a 19 yr old Turkish girl from Germany, funny as she didn't strike me as a Turk, looks more oriental than middle eastern, and had a very pretty face and figure to go with It. Fortunatly she spoke good english, and after a little banter with her and her 18 yr old friend, jenna and myself found a room. Had a good session with Jenna, but my problem was that after having such a great time with Anja, any other girl would have to be pretty special to beat. I was going to cum on jenna's boobs, but was Informed that would be 25eur extra, so I didn't bother, I thought that was for CIM?
The time was around 10pm by now, I was thinking of moving on, but was looking for one last session, had noticed a pretty Thai-Oriental? looking girl, she has fake boobs and nice body, I never got to see her as she was busy, Anja was also busy, but her and another girl did a bit of arab dancing on the end of the bar, which looked good, I couldn't help but admire that tight slim body, afterward anja come from behind the bar to sit with me, she was sorry that she'd been busy, but so many customers blah blah... fair enough I had no problem, was nice of her though, we got even closer as we chatted and Anja started kissing me again, (don't you just hate when a girl does that?) And she was saying how she liked being with me, not sure why she needs to say this to me when she has no shortage of customers.
Don't think that Impressed one of anja's next customers as he came over, I couldn't understand what was said, he was drunk, not sure If he was joking with her or serious, maybe he thought I was jumping the queue, well I can't help It If I'm 20 yrs younger and a few stone lighter mate. But anyway I had told anja I was leaving, for research purposes I wanted to check out Pasha.
The walk back to the U-bahn station was a long one, the snow was comming down with a bitter wind, maybe I should of got a cab lol.
My report continues In the Cologne thread.
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Sventra Tope
11-25-08, 17:17
Gentlemen,
I am due to be in Koln from Dec. 10 to 12, planning to be at Samya on the night of Dec. 10, and at Bernd's (the longest I can) on Dec. 11.
Having red about a meeting that was held in Bernd's some weeks ago, I'd love the idea of calling a new one.
Anyone interested, and lucky enough to be there on those two days?
Please let me know
PS. A similar post has been sent in Bernd's topic too
Nice report Vompat, when did you go? I was there this weekend, I see we took the same girl Ranja/Anja, funny thing Is I didn't notice any Black or latin girls there on friday or saturday.I was there on Thursday and Friday, Thursday was better and larger line up. Did not see any latins or blacks either besides Rhianna that Thursday.
Arrived in Düsseldorf last night (Sunday), got my rental and drove to my hotel in Köln. Checked-in, hopped back into the car and navigated my way to Samya. Arrived at around 9 p.m. Rang the door-bell and was let in by a big burly Turkish guy who was very friendly and explained how things worked. Later he twice asked me if everything was OK. When he noticed I was sitting alone he made a point of telling me that I had to approach the girls (I knew this) and that they wouldn’t come to me unsolicited. Real nice guy.
About 10 girls in attendance and about as many guys. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer. The bar girl looked surprised, went away, talked to one of the girls, came back an told me to take a beer bottle from one of the coolers… Stupid me, I hadn’t noticed these… (note to myself: make appointment with an optician).
Got talking to Stefania, an Italian girl from around Naples. She’s slightly chubby, about 170 cm tall, dark brown hair, dark complexion. Nice to talk to but a big turn off was her smoking. I really hate this, but it unavoidable in places like these. Nearly all the girls smoke. Anyway, I spoke to her for a while then went exploring for a while, went upstairs and checked out the bar on the top floor. Nice bar with lots of LCD TVs hanging on the walls showing soccer matches. The place was deserted. Not a soul in sight. What a waste.
Went back downstairs and noticed a cute, petite blond girl with small breasts. She was the most beautiful girl there last night. But she was sitting alone for a long time. I smiled every time I glanced at her and she always responded in the same way. I finally walked over to her and got things going. It turned out to be Caty. She claimed to be from Finland but I have my doubts. I’m Scandinavian and I’ve been around quite a few Finns in my time. Caty is definitely not Finnish, probably Polish. But who cares! After a while we ended up in a room. She has a nice and soft body. She started out with a BBBJ and then we proceeded into a nice 69, but she wouldn’t allow me to finger her inside. After about 10-15 minutes of this I dragged her butt down to a corner of the bed, she put on a condom, and I proceeded to nail her for about 10 minutes till I finished. She was nice and tight, making all the nice (fake) noises. She was really nice although not quite GFE. Didn’t hurry me or anything. Afterwards we lay on the bed and chatted for a little while. All in all a nice session. I’d take her again and I think she’s the kind of girl you can have a nice time with once you’ve sessioned with her a couple of times. With a little more trust she’d probably open up more. If I return I’ll definitely try her again.
I’d come 3 times in the previous 24 hours and it had been a really long day already. I wasn’t sure wether I was up for another round. Sat in the downstairs bar for a while, had an orange juice and had some fruit, contemplating my next move. I noticed a petite, dark haired girl who was quite lively. Asked one of the other guests what her name is and it turned out to be Amalia. She may be a firecracker in bed. I’ll try her as well next time I’m around.
By now it was around 10:30 p.m. and although a session with Amalia was tempting I thought it best to call it a night and get some rest in anticipation of a day at Bernd’s today…. Peace.
Travelerb69
12-01-08, 19:02
Went back downstairs and noticed a cute, petite blond girl with small breasts. She was the most beautiful girl there last night. But she was sitting alone for a long time. I smiled every time I glanced at her and she always responded in the same way. I finally walked over to her and got things going. It turned out to be Caty. She claimed to be from Finland but I have my doubts. I’m Scandinavian and I’ve been around quite a few Finns in my time. Caty is definitely not Finnish, probably Polish. But who cares!
Sat in the downstairs bar for a while, had an orange juice and had some fruit, contemplating my next move. I noticed a petite, dark haired girl who was quite lively. Asked one of the other guests what her name is and it turned out to be Amalia. She may be a firecracker in bed. I’ll try her as well next time I’m around.
By now it was around 10:30 p.m. and although a session with Amalia was tempting I thought it best to call it a night and get some rest in anticipation of a day at Bernd’s today…. Peace.
Nice report, Bun Biter.
Caty is the ex Marlleen and some other punters also doubt if she is really finnish.Talked to her once but did not session, looked cold to me and said she did not kiss. Might give her a try in the future
As for Amalia, she is romanian and I strongly recommend her, very nice.
Other girls I can recommend at Samya are Yoel(german), Bilgui(turkish) and Brigitte(czech).
Regards, Travelerb69.
Caty is the ex Marlleen and some other punters also doubt if she is really finnish.Talked to her once but did not session, looked cold to me and said she did not kiss. Might give her a try in the future
Other girls I can recommend at Samya are... Brigitte(czech).
Regards, Travelerb69.
... makes a reappearance. She is certainly nice to look at.
There is speculation that ishe really is Russian and not Finnish. Maybe she warms up to certain folks but she's awfully difficult to thaw.
Yes, I can recommend Brigitte. A little on the mollig side but she smiles a lot and in the end she will give you a surprise squeeze. Excellent muscle control.
Guys
I've recently looked at the Samya website under girls and seen a girl called Leslie, does anybody know if she is the same girl (german, early 20-ish, v good looking, always booked, good english speaking) that used to work there circa early 2007 and left mid 2007.
I ask because I had a fantastic time with her and if it's her I'm definitely visiting again (. Despite saying I won't go there again due to the new, well not so new now, hideous refurbishment).
Cheers
... makes a reappearance. She is certainly nice to look at.
There is speculation that ishe really is Russian and not Finnish. Maybe she warms up to certain folks but she's awfully difficult to thaw.
Yes, I can recommend Brigitte. A little on the mollig side but she smiles a lot and in the end she will give you a surprise squeeze. Excellent muscle control.I think one of her parents is finnish, she speaks finnish allmost perfectly, sound a bit like a Russian.
I think one of her parents is finnish, she speaks finnish allmost perfectly, sound a bit like a Russian.Girls change their nationalities as often as their knickers sometimes. :D
Meldenridge
12-11-08, 22:08
Today I visited Samya for the first time and it was not quite what I had expected but very memorable in a special way. I was between trains in Cologne and only had about three hours to spare so to maximize the quality time I took a taxi to get there.
When I arrived about a quarter past four, the parking lot was already almost full and I got a bit worried that the place would be packed. Not so, after changing I entered the downstairs bar area where there was probably about 3 ladies per guest – good!
Not so good was the selection of ladies. Perhaps my expectations were too high but from a pure ‘looks’ perspective few would make it above 6 on my 10 point scale. But I was determined not to let that spoil my visit – onwards and upwards.
After about fifteen minutes of looking around and nursing a Becks, I caught a glimpse of this slim dark haired girl sitting at the bar, close to the entrance. There was something about her so I decided to strike up a conversation with her – easy enough as the chair next to her was free. I sat down, played it cool and after a few minutes she turns around to me and wow – what a face!
I introduce myself and she tells me that her name is Samy, that she’s 20 years old and from Hungary. We have a very nice chat and all this time I have real trouble focusing on what she’s saying due to her lovely looks and sensuous smile. Anyway she tells me she lives at the club and has been working there for about 2 weeks. Her English is quite good so no problem there.
I ask her I she has some speciality and she quietly answers "I am special" – and boy did I find that out soon!
We soon head upstairs and into room number 9. Big bed, mirrors all around – nice!
I tell her to take her time, no need to rush and our session together starts with some excellent DFK and general snuggling and then Samy takes on my love gun with gusto! The BBBJ was very pleasurable and with her stunning face I am sure I would have blown my load then and thee had she not stopped to put on the obligatory raincoat.
She starts out with cowgirl, mounting me slowly with a deep and sexy sigh as she slides down on me. I soon get the impression that she’s kind of enjoying this but of course, she’s a pro and knows how to ‘pull my strings’. Nevertheless, it is very enjoyable and after a while we switch to mish and some serious hump and grind begins. I hold her tight, lots of DFK, she hugs me, runs her nails tenderly down my back and makes a lot of encouraging and positive noises.
We switch to doggie for a while and she asks me to rub her clit while she takes care o the humping – a nice changes though not entirely comfortable for me so we soon switch back to good ‘ol mish, a favourite of mine.
Samy seems to like it too, hugging me really tight pulling my face down to give me long tender DFK’s as I hump her, alternating between quick ‘rabbit’ action a long slow strokes. It soon becomes impossible to hold back and I finish in her.
We lie there almost motionless or what feels like a minute and Samy has this big happy smile on her face and finally says: " you made me come – I can almost never do that in this position – you’re good! "
I am bit lost or words so I blurt out; "you did". "Yes, couldn’t you feel it? " she says and goes on to tell me that I was her first for the day (after three hours at the place? ! ) and this was great start to the evening for her.
Not sure if she’s just stroking my ego or if there’s some truth to it but it kind of made my day!
But after paying up and taking a shower I decided that this one would be hard, not to say impossible to top so I decide to call it a day.
Samy might not be everyone’s cup of tea but for me she’s close to perfect. Young, slim, tender, long very dark hair, B-cup and a face and smile that gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.
Oh yes, I will definitely be back for an encore – and soon!
Matt
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Great report, Meldenridge!
Yes, this club is quite easy to get to from the Hbf and you certainly have proven that three hours is enough time for one to grab a quick carnal session and still make it back in time.
The selection at Samya can be quite variable. When you say "today", I assume you mean Monday.
Over the weekend the selection can be outstanding visually but there are a number of ice queens who troll this club and their looks alone can be intimidating. So maybe you were better off not going over the weekend.
I have had great experiences with Hungarian women at different clubs (including this one). Hungarian women are special. It must be that touch of Zigeuner or gypsy blood.
Speaking of Hungarian women, Monika who was until recently working at Bernds, now works at this club too. Her new Kunstlername is Lucy here.
I've followed Monika's career for what seems the longest time. She was at Wiago, then at Babylon, then at Bernds and now here.
She looks Brazilian to me (olive complexioned) and has a beauty mark near her lips (can't remember whether on the left or right). She also has a small v shaped tatoo on her side (also can't remember if its on the left or right). Funny, you can spend so much time looking at someone in the nude but forget these little details.
i visited samya last thursday, december 4, and bernd’s on friday.
i arrived at samya slightly after 4pm last thursday after a long and hectic drive from frankfurt in rain, fog and some partial snow around limburg. the place was literally flooded by girls, and there probably were only around 10 men when i arrived. later, a girl told me there were 31 girls that day. good for us men, bad for the girls. the f/m ratio never went below a two while i was there.
i walked in, grabbed a beer, sat at the bar, started peeking around, and was immediately greeted by derine. a german girl from dusseldorf with whom i had had a great 1-hour session in a previous visit. we chatted for a while by the bar, and then i asked her why no one goes up to sit at the 2nd-floor lounge, and she explained it to me with the chicken-egg theory. men don’t go there because there is no girls, and girls don’t go up because there’s no men there. i then offerred her that we continue the chat upstairs, and we went up. it’s definitely a much nicer ambience compared to downstairs. comfortable couches, not polluted by cigarette smoke or loud music. we did chat some more while, probably another 15-20 mins before the couch action naturally started. i liked the way it evolved. a real gfe experience which started with soft touches and tender kisses. the downside was that she had to run two flights of stairs to grab the keys for the room. but that was ok as it did add to the excitement :) then, it was great passionate sex in the room.
looks : 8, attitude : 9, performance : 8. will definitely repeat again.
second girl was another repeat. karla, a very petite blonde romanian girl. she is a pretty funny girl. she told me she hates this job, but because the ambience and friendship is so nice that she doesn’t want to leave the club. and she makes money on top. i chatted with her several more times during the day. she had only 2 customers during my 7 hours there. me and another fellow monger! so she can’t really be making a lot of money either. anyway, in the room, that petite girl has the ability to turn into a tiger, but only when she likes to :)
looks : 8, attitude : 8, performance : 7. will probably repeat.
third was another repeat : bilge. there is something special with this turkish girl. she is not the best looking one there. she’s even put on some weigth in the last few months and become chubbier. she would probably not be my first pick at any club if i had not had a chat and session with her before.
she was sitting alone at the bar. i just approached to say hi, and she immediately picked up on a story that i had told her before. this striked a nice conversation. like with derine, we went upstairs to continue the chat. although she denies, she speaks very good english. few beers and few cigarettes later, we ended up necking on the couch, and she started giving me an excellent bbbj, while i was already fingering her pussy, right there on the couch. she then dragged me into a room not bothering to go downstairs to pick the keys. this was apperantly not the best idea as another pair gatecrashed the room in the middle of our wild crazy sex.
looks : 7, attitude : 10, performance : 9. will definitely repeat again.
last session was with maia from cologne. she is mid-twenties, blonde, tall, slightly chubby girl-next-door type.. she’s been working at samya for two weeks, had never worked in a club before, and this is a temporary thing for her until she resolves a financial situation as she’s told me.
i was planning to call it a day but she attracted my attention as she was dancing alone but pretty nicely just by the kitchen door. indeed, i was chatting with caty, the finnish/russian girl, but we just could not click. she was pissed off at something but she was not willing to reveal, and she was not very much in the mood to talk. so i had moved to the bar to finish my beer. anyway, back to maia. i just smiled, but (later she told me that) she thought i said something so she came over, and she was jokingly complaining that i could have come to her so she would not have had to carry all those things : her purse, towel, vodka-orange and cigarettes. then the usual round of the day for me : small talk, going to the upper lounge, few more drinks, nice chat, natural couch action. but at no point was i expecting sex with maia be this great. we overran beyond the regular 30 minutes simply because we did not want to and could not stop even after i came and she
came. all sorts of licking, sucking, biting and sex in every possible position that was ever known to me. i thought i would go out of breath and die right there.
looks : 7, attitude : 8, performance : 10. will definitely repeat again.
all and all, was simply a great day at samya. good food, plenty of drinks surrounded by 30 naked girls all day and a great massage by the big turkish guy downstairs (samir ?).
as i was leaving around 11pm, the lady at the door was telling me that there would be 40 girls tomorrow, but i had already started dreaming of bernd’s for friday :)
Nice report Mattador, sounds like you had a great time. I too had a good time up In the TV lounge with a young Ranja, was very nice getting a BJ with a becks In one hand watching the football. :D
Meldenridge
12-12-08, 07:09
The selection at Samya can be quite variable. When you say "today", I assume you mean Monday.No, "today" would thursday the 11th of December to be precise.
Warsteiner
12-14-08, 09:40
Samya held their Christmas party on Sat 13th Dec so I decided to head along to see what was happening. I normally stay away from clubs when they are having parties as there are too many men, a long wait for the rooms, etc. but with Samya being easily reachable by public transport it meant that I could have a few beers and not worry about driving from the club.
I arrived at about 2pm and there were 10 girls and a similar amount of men. The number of women in this club has increased significantly lately. Normally there would be about 20 women during the week and maybe 25 at the weekend. I was talking to one of the locals and he told me that on the Fri (12th) there were 37 women and on Thur (11th) there were 40. There would be a similar amount today as the party was taking place.
I hung around a bit and had a sauna while I waited for the evening shift to arrive. By 4pm there were at least 8/9 women that I would have a session with so it was time to make my move.
Amalia, 24 from Köln, 1.60cm tall, with B cup breasts and shoulder length dark browm hair. We had a quick chat and then off to the room. In the room there was light DFK, a great BBBJ with no hand action but plenty of ball sucking/licking and a couple of positions. Afterwards we hung around in the room for a few minutes chatting until the 30 mins were up and then headed downstairs.
Looks: 8.5
Attitude: 9, you can tell she enjoys the job and gets into the session
Overall: 9, a good session. Amalia is easy to talk to and is there to provide a good service
Repeat: yes.
The Christmas buffet was served at 7pm and included several different meats, fish, plenty of salad and a couple of choices for dessert. By this time the club was rapidly filling up and the main room was pretty packed. The band started around 8pm and I had a few beers before leaving at 10pm.
I had a good visit to Samya and due to the location I would visit when another party is taking place however I will probably still avoid other clubs on party nights.
During the Christmas/New Year period Samya is closed onthe 24th, 31st and 1st.
Over the last couple of years, I've been giving all of my Cologne area FKK business to Bernd's, and have been neglecting other area clubs. As a result, I haven't been at Samya since before its renovation.
I had a full day of meetings in Frankfurt, but since I had to be the next day in Cologne and was sleeping there, and it was too late to go to Bernd's which closes by midnight, I went instead to Samya arriving a little after 10:30 p.m. In the back of my mind, I remembered that Euro100 had been effusive in praise of Yoel (Steffi at Bernd's for a mere 2 weeks) and since we share very similar tastes, I wanted to sample her skills. I had checked Samya's web- based schedule and she was on the lineup for that night
It was a cold rainy/snowy night about 2 weeks before Christmas. There were maybe 15 customers and 20-25 SP. As I remembered, the problem in Samya has always been that the layout and atmosphere made it very difficult to casually converse with the SP. The renovated main space did nothing to solve that problem. The bar is too big for the space, and cuts off natural traffic flow. Most of the woman sit around talking amongst themselves in groups of 3- 4. The upstairs lounge is indeed spectacular, far more comfortable to sit in than the main room, and it's a shame that none of the action migrates to the 3rd floor lounge. Downstairs spa is nice and the whole place is as always spotlessly maintained.
I looked for Yoel, but was told that she had already left even though the web site said that she would be there until closing at 1 a.m. Made the rounds and looked around. I wasn't that impressed with looks of the SP most of whom had this glassy-eye look of "why am I here? I nursed my drink and struck up a conversation with a Singaporean guy, who's been living in the area but had only just discovered Samya. He was surprised to hear that there were many other clubs in the area and also relieved to hear that there were clubs in the FRA area, since he was due to re-locate there a few weeks later.
I still hadn't found anything that really interested me, and was considering leaving early to rest up for my planned next day of meetings in the morning followed by Bernd's in the afternoon/evening. I made a few tries to start a conversation with some of the lovelies, but no bites. My new Singaporean friend was also looking for a woman for his next and last session. He finally found what he was looking for at the bar, where she was talking to another woman. I walked with him over to the bar, so he could isolate the object of his interest, and I began talking with her friend.
Her name is Dani, a Brazilian who grew up in Germany. 22, light brown hair, light capuccino coloring, 34B, nice Brazilian bubble butt. She'd only been in Samya for 4 days. She seemed nice, had a nice smile, and has visited and lived in many other places in the world as she moved along with her diplomat parents. Speaks an excellent English as well as a bunch of other languages, and is a student studying international relations. Wow- pretty, hot and smart. Just my type.
We went upstairs to a room. I told her that we had lots of time and to just take things slowly. The session was very good. She's not a pro in any sense and it felt more like a bar pickup than a P4P session. She was open to anything, and didn't watch the clock at all. DFK, long DATY, mutual rimming. Very nice butt, which I explored at length. She asked to finish on top, and she shuddered to her climax. Highly recommended, if she's still working. I got the feeling that this was just a short term gig. Hard to understand what a girl like that is doing in an FKK.
By the time we exited the room and went downstairs to the lockers for payment, the club had really emptied out. I showered next to Dani, and got ready to leave. At the door, a large Turkish guy who seemed to be one of the managers, but whom I had never met, began asking me if there was a reason, why I stopped coming to Samya. I told him that it's a great club, well managed, and that the reason for me not coming more often had more to do with my schedule than the club itself. He reminded me that 2 days later would be their Weihnacht party, with 50 girls.
There is something else which has been gnawing at me. I do like to try a variety of clubs, even if it means moving out of my comfort zone, and cherish a challenge in entering unfamiliar waters and successfully navigating the new territory. The drawback is, that in these instances, I'm not only a new face to the working staff, I also don't have my own database and familiarity with the environment to make the most out of these visits.
At the 2 clubs that I visit most, Bernd's and Oase, I have my favorites, but know enough about the others, and also know how to solicit missing information, so that I can easily manage good sessions even if none of my favorites are available. Walking into Samya that night, and Palace a week and a half later, I was clearly lacking the knowledge and local nuances to maximize my time in the club. I have enough FKK smarts and experience to still be able to salvage these visits, but it's not as effortless or the same "value for money".
I won't stop visiting other clubs, because I like the hunt and the search for that diamond in the rough. But I am asking myself, as well as the rest of you, if in these economic crunch times, wouldn't it be more prudent to limit our visits to the clubs that maximize our investment and guarantee satisfaction, rather than continue the exciting but often less fulfilling search for the holy grail?
Over the last couple of years, I've been giving all of my Cologne area FKK business to Bernd's, and have been neglecting other area clubs. As a result, I haven't been at Samya since before its renovation.
I had a full day of meetings in Frankfurt, but since I had to be the next day in Cologne and was sleeping there, and it was too late to go to Bernd's which closes by midnight, I went instead to Samya arriving a little after 10:30 p.m. In the back of my mind, I remembered that Euro100 had been effusive in praise of Yoel (Steffi at Bernd's for a mere 2 weeks) and since we share very similar tastes, I wanted to sample her skills. I had checked Samya's web- based schedule and she was on the lineup for that night
It was a cold rainy/snowy night about 2 weeks before Christmas. There were maybe 15 customers and 20-25 SP. As I remembered, the problem in Samya has always been that the layout and atmosphere made it very difficult to casually converse with the SP. The renovated main space did nothing to solve that problem. The bar is too big for the space, and cuts off natural traffic flow. Most of the woman sit around talking amongst themselves in groups of 3- 4. The upstairs lounge is indeed spectacular, far more comfortable to sit in than the main room, and it's a shame that none of the action migrates to the 3rd floor lounge. Downstairs spa is nice and the whole place is as always spotlessly maintained.
I looked for Yoel, but was told that she had already left even though the web site said that she would be there until closing at 1 a.m. Made the rounds and looked around. I wasn't that impressed with looks of the SP most of whom had this glassy-eye look of "why am I here? I nursed my drink and struck up a conversation with a Singaporean guy, who's been living in the area but had only just discovered Samya. He was surprised to hear that there were many other clubs in the area and also relieved to hear that there were clubs in the FRA area, since he was due to re-locate there a few weeks later.
I still hadn't found anything that really interested me, and was considering leaving early to rest up for my planned next day of meetings in the morning followed by Bernd's in the afternoon/evening. I made a few tries to start a conversation with some of the lovelies, but no bites. My new Singaporean friend was also looking for a woman for his next and last session. He finally found what he was looking for at the bar, where she was talking to another woman. I walked with him over to the bar, so he could isolate the object of his interest, and I began talking with her friend.
Her name is Dani, a Brazilian who grew up in Germany. 22, light brown hair, light capuccino coloring, 34B, nice Brazilian bubble butt. She'd only been in Samya for 4 days. She seemed nice, had a nice smile, and has visited and lived in many other places in the world as she moved along with her diplomat parents. Speaks an excellent English as well as a bunch of other languages, and is a student studying international relations. Wow- pretty, hot and smart. Just my type.
We went upstairs to a room. I told her that we had lots of time and to just take things slowly. The session was very good. She's not a pro in any sense and it felt more like a bar pickup than a P4P session. She was open to anything, and didn't watch the clock at all. DFK, long DATY, mutual rimming. Very nice butt, which I explored at length. She asked to finish on top, and she shuddered to her climax. Highly recommended, if she's still working. I got the feeling that this was just a short term gig. Hard to understand what a girl like that is doing in an FKK.
By the time we exited the room and went downstairs to the lockers for payment, the club had really emptied out. I showered next to Dani, and got ready to leave. At the door, a large Turkish guy who seemed to be one of the managers, but whom I had never met, began asking me if there was a reason, why I stopped coming to Samya. I told him that it's a great club, well managed, and that the reason for me not coming more often had more to do with my schedule than the club itself. He reminded me that 2 days later would be their Weihnacht party, with 50 girls.
There is something else which has been gnawing at me. I do like to try a variety of clubs, even if it means moving out of my comfort zone, and cherish a challenge in entering unfamiliar waters and successfully navigating the new territory. The drawback is, that in these instances, I'm not only a new face to the working staff, I also don't have my own database and familiarity with the environment to make the most out of these visits.
At the 2 clubs that I visit most, Bernd's and Oase, I have my favorites, but know enough about the others, and also know how to solicit missing information, so that I can easily manage good sessions even if none of my favorites are available. Walking into Samya that night, and Palace a week and a half later, I was clearly lacking the knowledge and local nuances to maximize my time in the club. I have enough FKK smarts and experience to still be able to salvage these visits, but it's not as effortless or the same "value for money".
I won't stop visiting other clubs, because I like the hunt and the search for that diamond in the rough. But I am asking myself, as well as the rest of you, if in these economic crunch times, wouldn't it be more prudent to limit our visits to the clubs that maximize our investment and guarantee satisfaction, rather than continue the exciting but often less fulfilling search for the holy grail?
Hi Isseu,
Any sign of Monika of Bernds?
Will you be at Cebit?
A fine report, Iseeu, on the Koeln area club that I first raised my towel in. I too stopped going to Samya due to the atmosphere/attitudes and layout that contributed to it as you describe. Most disappointing to hear that the new alterations have not changed it. Pity really since the facilities are spotless at Samya and very convenient to get to by public transport ad by car.
There were maybe 15 customers and 20-25 SP. As I remembered, the problem in Samya has always been that the layout and atmosphere made it very difficult to casually converse with the SP. The renovated main space did nothing to solve that problem. The bar is too big for the space, and cuts off natural traffic flow. Most of the woman sit around talking amongst themselves in groups of 3- 4. The upstairs lounge is indeed spectacular, far more comfortable to sit in than the main room, and it's a shame that none of the action migrates to the 3rd floor lounge. Downstairs spa is nice and the whole place is as always spotlessly maintained.
Very nice to hear that management is taking a proactive interest in guests' opinions and reasons for visiting/not visiting. A large Plus and not always evident in all clubs. Also possibly indicates that times are indeed getting tougher in FKK Clubland.
At the door, a large Turkish guy who seemed to be one of the managers, but whom I had never met, began asking me if there was a reason, why I stopped coming to Samya. .
In a word, yes. Since there seems to be a general slow down in guests' visits, it is encumbent upon those who do visit to be just that more demanding on service levels and our expectations/needs. More considered observation and less hasty action seems to be called for and possible in 2009. (Note to self).
If not already part of our repetoire, a gravitation to fewer clubs that do provide higher sertvice levels and less disappointment opportunities seems to be a reasonable course of action for the discerning monger of 2009. Under this scenario, poor service providers deserve to be hit where it hurts the most, the pocket book. This is again where ISG shines, the acquiring and sharing of knowledge of all things 'monger'.
And of course, the down side perhaps, more visitors to the little house in which Connie holds forth for a continuation in good times and in bad of a joyful and a 'sure thang".
Saying that, am considering a quick tour of clubs in which former Bernd's girls are reported to be holding forth in. That would be Lady M and Babylon for a compare and contrast and of course, to rekindle some old acquaintances. There is the pull of something new that one does sucumb to from time to time.
More when the deed is done.
E.
But I am asking myself, as well as the rest of you, if in these economic crunch times, wouldn't it be more prudent to limit our visits to the clubs that maximize our investment and guarantee satisfaction, rather than continue the exciting but often less fulfilling search for the holy grail?
Hey Iseeu,
Wow! Sounds like this chick is a gem if she has the looks, the style and the smarts. Women like this don't grow on trees.
I had contemplated a trip to visit them last Sunday but they open at 3 PM and though I was already in Koeln that AM, I would have had to kill a chunk of time before they opened. On Sundays the shops are closed and all one can do is visit the Cathedral, shop in the one bookstore open in the Hbf and visit an Internet cafe.
I was to have hooked up with an RF friend of mine who lives there but he had a commitment to take care of so it turned out I was free to determine where to go by myself.
As you do, I don't like the layout of this place since they redid it. That ground floor layout is awkward for facilitating contact. It gets very uncomfortable to sit on bar stools for hours and hours.
I won't stop visiting other clubs, because I like the hunt and the search for that diamond in the rough. But I am asking myself, as well as the rest of you, if in these economic crunch times, wouldn't it be more prudent to limit our visits to the clubs that maximize our investment and guarantee satisfaction, rather than continue the exciting but often less fulfilling search for the holy grail?
You and I think alike on this issue.
I'm not giving up on visiting new clubs or clubs I've not been to in a while but I have given up on indiscriminate and promiscuous club visits. I find a club and girls I like and I stick with them.
If you spread yourself too thin its not conducive to building relationships with the girls. Guests they don't know or don't see often tend to get treated transactionally. I'd rather make an investment in time, effort and money and get good service.
Sure its exciting to drop in on a new club every now and then but it can be risky not to know the "lay of the land" so to speak.
I set low expectations for when I visit a new club or one of the larger clubs, say to myself that I would be content to use the wellness facilities, enjoy the eye candy, grab a bite to eat and that is it. If I see someone I absolutely need to meet, I might indulge but only if I am so inclined.
I have left certain clubs "ungepoppt", as they say, and this is despite some of them having very large selections which would please the average dude.
Some of you brush bad experiences at clubs off probably more easily than I do. It sours my mood for days.
The problem which newbies face, I think, is that once they've done a few club visits they start to wonder about the rest of the FKK club universe. Its like a drug and they have to keep upping the dosage to get the same high.
The thinking goes: "That last club was great but I keep hearing about these other clubs and maybe, just maybe, that next club I visit and the next girl I see will be like ultimate nirvana."
The locals set limits: "I will only visit clubs within a 100 kilometer range of where I live", for example. Then they specialize in just those clubs. They aren't driving all over kingdom come. That makes no sense and its totally unnecessary.
I've been there and done that. Refine your tastes, identify what pleases you. If you find her at a certain club, go back and see her again. And again.
Build a relationship with her. She will remember you and treat you well. It will be like starting a conversation with her which gets broken off every now and then but which restarts where you left off when you see her again.
This is what the so-called GFE is all about. Its a chick you enjoy being with who also enjoys being with you. It has almost nothing to do with which services she performs. It has everything to do with her (to borrow your terminology) OOBA: Out Of Bedroom Activity. If she is a real GFE, this is where she shows it.
What I think is particularly difficult to find is a chick who performs good foreplay. Good foreplay is everything in my book. The dirty deed itself can be anti-climactic (yes, pun intended).
Hi Isseu,
Any sign of Monika of Bernds?
Will you be at Cebit?
...or whatever it is that she is called here. If I had seen her, I wouldn't have had such a problem finding someone.
CeBit is on my calendar, but it's still too soon to know if that's final. I'll let you know as the time approaches.
Angus Magee
01-02-09, 18:06
I won't stop visiting other clubs, because I like the hunt and the search for that diamond in the rough. But I am asking myself, as well as the rest of you, if in these economic crunch times, wouldn't it be more prudent to limit our visits to the clubs that maximize our investment and guarantee satisfaction, rather than continue the exciting but often less fulfilling search for the holy grail?
Good question to ponder on a snowy Berlin day.
Prudent yes, but perhaps not as much fun. My attraction to P4P seems always to involve the risk of not finding what I want. I know of several ladies here in Berlin that will always give me exactly what I want yet there is always the pull towards the search for new uncharted territory and the risk of not being fulfilled seems to play a large part in this attraction.
In a way it makes no sense but there it is.
Italy 1974
01-02-09, 18:20
I do like to try a variety of clubs, even if it means moving out of my comfort zone, and cherish a challenge in entering unfamiliar waters and successfully navigating the new territory. The drawback is, that in these instances, I'm not only a new face to the working staff, I also don't have my own database and familiarity with the environment to make the most out of these visits.
At the 2 clubs that I visit most, Bernd's and Oase, I have my favorites, but know enough about the others, and also know how to solicit missing information, so that I can easily manage good sessions even if none of my favorites are available. Walking into Samya that night, and Palace a week and a half later, I was clearly lacking the knowledge and local nuances to maximize my time in the club. I have enough FKK smarts and experience to still be able to salvage these visits, but it's not as effortless or the same "value for money".
I won't stop visiting other clubs, because I like the hunt and the search for that diamond in the rough. But I am asking myself, as well as the rest of you, if in these economic crunch times, wouldn't it be more prudent to limit our visits to the clubs that maximize our investment and guarantee satisfaction, rather than continue the exciting but often less fulfilling search for the holy grail? Dear Iseeu,
Your question is really interesting.
Is it better to stick to the well-known places (and fuck girls we know can provide very good experiences) or to explore "virgin" territories looking for new women to fuck?
For me the answer is simple: I like hunting.
I know that hunting (even girls-hunting) can be dangerous as.more often than people usually admit- going to "new" clubs (and fucking new girls) may lead to disappointing experiences.
Nevertheless I still prefer looking for the "new" instead of sticking to the "known" and the reason is strongly linked to why I am so deeply involved in the pay-for-pussy game.
I am married with a pretty girl that.by the way- is quite active in the bed. Without giving too many details about that matter I can say that I am very satisfied with the quality of sex with my wife.
You know that my business makes me travelling a lot: I spent more than 20 days per month "on the road".
If you consider that I am a sort of sex-addict (I could fuck every single day, and.honestly- often I do it) you will understand that I am more than happy to take full advantage of the pay-for-pussy business.
Moreover I like variety and I get bored very quickly with most of the girls I fuck: more than once.even after great fuck-sessions- I look forward to the girl gets dressed and leave.
Just few girls deserved the "privilege" to sleep in my hotel room.
So changing is a must for me, and this applies to the girls and to the clubs as well.
I think that all I have written above can explain why hunting in virgin territories is the more exciting part of my mongering experience.
So my answer to your question is that I like to change places and girls, not looking for the holy grail but just for a new pussy to fuck.
Happy new year!
Italy 1974
At the door, a large Turkish guy who seemed to be one of the managers, but whom I had never met, began asking me if there was a reason, why I stopped coming to Samya. I told him that it's a great club, well managed, and that the reason for me not coming more often had more to do with my schedule than the club itself.I know you don't always think of the right thing to say when asked for feedback, but that would have been an ideal opportunity to state the reservations about the layout. Many of us share them. Shame. Let's hope they get the input some time, because they are one of the few clubs that seem to listen carefully.
I know you don't always think of the right thing to say when asked for feedback, but that would have been an ideal opportunity to state the reservations about the layout. Many of us share them. Shame. Let's hope they get the input some time, because they are one of the few clubs that seem to listen carefully.
I considered expressing my thoughts about the layout, since he asked, but didn't feel as a very occassional visitor that it was my place to do so. It should come from regualr customers not a "guest".
What was strange about this encounter, was that he seemed to recognize me, even though I haven't been there in more than 2 years, and also seemed to know that I'm a regular visitor to clubs. We actually spoke for about 5 minutes about the economy and business in general.
Many of us share them. Shame. Let's hope they get the input some time, because they are one of the few clubs that seem to listen carefully.
There's still plenty of time to send in your comments via email, im sure he'll remember your conversation. I've sent them comments via email about the setup and how hard it is to get a girls attention...that is when I still visited the club 2 years ago.
I considered expressing my thoughts about the layout, since he asked, but didn't feel as a very occassional visitor that it was my place to do so. It should come from regualr customers not a "guest".
What was strange about this encounter, was that he seemed to recognize me, even though I haven't been there in more than 2 years, and also seemed to know that I'm a regular visitor to clubs. We actually spoke for about 5 minutes about the economy and business in general.
Hey Iseeu,
Maybe he has you mixed up with Euro100, the Doppelgaenger you've never met!
One thing about this club though is that they genuinely want to know what you think. I am asked each time I visit when I leave whether I had a good time, whether I had anything to say.
I'm still, for the most part, anonymous here. At least I think I am. Earlier last year friends from the RF came to find me there. They are known there and it raised the eyebrows of the chick who normally takes your money at the front door. I am still hopeful I haven't made a lasting impression.
I am not anonymous in the PT Dorsten-PT Traumland-Poleposition chain. I've spent too much time chatting with the Thekenstaff and the girls.
There are advantages and disadavantages to being recognized.
I considered expressing my thoughts about the layout, since he asked, but didn't feel as a very occassional visitor that it was my place to do so. It should come from regualr customers not a "guest".
What was strange about this encounter, was that he seemed to recognize me, even though I haven't been there in more than 2 years, and also seemed to know that I'm a regular visitor to clubs. We actually spoke for about 5 minutes about the economy and business in general.
Maybe your new buddy you met earlier that evening made a few remarks about you in his exit interview. (I am assuming that you told him about your favorite clubs when you chatted ...)
As for you Doppergänger (me; see Jackyo's post): I have never been to Samya. I am too addicted to Bernds, and I am in NRW far too seldom to try any other club. Now, if you had found Yoel, that might have changed my travel habits in the near future :)
euro (who has to bide his time until after inauguration for his next euro trip)
I am too addicted to Bernds, and I am in NRW far too seldom to try any other club. Now, if you had found Yoel, that might have changed my travel habits in the near future :)
Well she was scheduled to be there. Maybe she was in a room the whole time with another fan of hers. One of the great things about Samya is that they update which girls are plying their wares daily and even hourly. Next time you're in NRW, just check their website to see if she's on duty.
euro (who has to bide his time until after inauguration for his next euro trip)
I figured you'd be busy when I heard that George W. invited all of his old cronies to town to hold his hand until the inauguration and filled up Blair House so Barack and entourage had to find other digs. Give my regards to those luscious Bush twins :-)
Appears that Samya is finally putting a push on to use their long neglected 2nd floor lounge area. From the Samya news letter, Saturday January 10th is opening day - tombola with free sessions- entry etc. Business does seem to be slowing down in Clubland - Samya is at least making efforts to combat it - possibly after being instructed in the same by the ISG Marketing guru - Iseeu, during his last visit ?
Liebe Freunde des Samya Clubs,
Zunächst einmal wünscht das Samya ein frohes und gesundes neues Jahr 2009.
Am Sa. 10.01.2009 eröffnen wir unsere "Lounge" im 2.OG.
Ab 19:00 Uhr gibt es einen Sektempfang und dazu kleine Leckereien.
Außerdem gibt es ab ca. 21:00 Uhr
auch eine TOMBOLA.
1. Preis: 1 Std. mit einem Mädel Deiner Wahl.
2. Preis: 1/2 Std. mit einem Mädel Deiner Wahl.
3. Preis: Gutschein 1x freier Eintritt ins Samya.
Beim Eintritt am 10.01.2009 erhaltet Ihr ein kostenloses Los, nur wer zur Verlosung (ca.21:00 Uhr)anwesend ist, nimmt an der Tombola teil.
Es Grüßt Euer Samya & Team
Appears that Samya is finally putting a push on to use their long neglected 2nd floor lounge area. From the Samya news letter, Saturday January 10th is opening day - tombola with free sessions- entry etc. Business does seem to be slowing down in Clubland - Samya is at least making efforts to combat it - possibly after being instructed in the same by the ISG Marketing guru - Iseeu, during his last visit ?
Wow! We actually did speak about this in our short conversation near the door. I commented that the 3rd floor lounge is easily one of the nicest in FKK land and I suggested that they do some sort of promotion to get customers up there. Free sessions? I didn't think of that.
Now I have to negotiate my cut...
Wow! We actually did speak about this in our short conversation near the door. I commented that the 3rd floor lounge is easily one of the nicest in FKK land and I suggested that they do some sort of promotion to get customers up there. Free sessions? I didn't think of that.
Now I have to negotiate my cut...
Hey Iseeu,
Yes, you should get a commission for this. It is proof that the club does listen to what their guests say.
As to whether Samya will reconsider that awkward first floor bar arrangement, well.. that remains to be seen.
It is proof that the club does listen to what their guests say.
As to whether Samya will reconsider that awkward first floor bar arrangement, well.. that remains to be seen.
Little things do count. As written in the past, Samya, where I opened my towel for the first time in the Koeln region and visited a number of times, was placed on my Not To Do list because of the floor layout and the consequences of the girls' nearly impenetrable talking sessions and groups on the couches leading to limited and awkward interaction.
Perhaps the move to the upstairs lounge on the 2OG will get things opened up and add some positive vibes to the place. As well, this is a club where the Turkish owners always ran a very clean and tight ship. Clearly, they are making a positive effort in times when business is slowing. To be applauded.
In any event and Fwiw, I too will make an effort in moving Samya back on my own To Do List to inspect the premises and the all important vibe in the future.
I see from the Samya on-line attendance list (a very worthwhile feature other clubs should emulate) that an ATF is still working mid-week for a once a week only outing as she prefers. Another reason for a run to Samya with a back-to-back appearance at Bernd's for a compare and contrast as well as, let's face it, a quality check. Will be interesting to see if the ATF stands up to the test of time, or put in a more gentlemanly fashion, if I do.
Problem is they just dont have the club set up the right way. First thing they have to do is turn the third floor into rooms. Then move the kitchen, bar and food to the second floor. Turn the entire main floor into a lounge. From the lounge you'll have access to the stairs that will take you to the upper floors. Or you do something like World and have a round bar in the middle of the room with couch's all around.
Let me know if and when you decide to pop over to Samya.
I will be their late Jan and then again late Feb, details in Travel Plans & Announcements thread.
I am also planning an Easter trip to the Frankfurt Clubs as recommended by our consigliere Ortos.
My only concern if we do manage to meet up after all this time is how I will make myself known to you, as everyone will be wearing a white robe.
I am afraid that modesty prevents me describing myself. Guess I will have to stand by the drinks cabinet with a rolled up copy of Nuts magazine.
Talking of white robes, whenever I go to a black tie do there is allways one pratt who likes to wear a white DJ (Tux if you you are reading this in American). Does this ever happen in reverse at FKK's', ie the same pratt rocks up with his own black robe. Just a thought.
Z
Hopefully, I will be the one whose Nuts are being handled by one of the girls.
Let me know if and when you decide to pop over to Samya.
I will be their late Jan and then again late Feb, details in Travel Plans & Announcements thread.
I am afraid that modesty prevents me describing myself. Guess I will have to stand by the drinks cabinet with a rolled up copy of Nuts magazine.
Z
Hi guy,
I will plan on going to samya while in town. On the website when translated into english, it states a few services which I am unfamiliar with. Can someone help decipher?
French without body insemination
French without Muschi fingers
girlfriend for Dreier
Hi guy,
I will plan on going to samya while in town. On the website when translated into english, it states a few services which I am unfamiliar with. Can someone help decipher?
French without body insemination
French without Muschi fingers
girlfriend for Dreier
I have no idea what this is and can't help you without seeing the original German text.
Hi guy,
I will plan on going to samya while in town. On the website when translated into english, it states a few services which I am unfamiliar with. Can someone help decipher?
French without body insemination
French without Muschi fingers
girlfriend for Dreier
These automatic translating programmes are great.......
French without body insemination
Try inserting a comma ;-) French without, body insemination = BBBJ, COB
French without Muschi fingers
Here as well: French without, Muschi fingers = BBBJ, pussy fingering
girlfriend for Dreier
She has a friend at the club, with whom she can offer a duo.
When I read the English translation of the Jobs section on the website, I conclude that it is there to encourage German-speaking girls only. I doubt if others would have a clue what's going on. :-) :-)
Gentleman.
I am back from my second trip to Cologne. I spent Friday evening and all day/ evening on Saturday at Samya. My first visit was a couple of months ago. I had an even better experience second time round. I guess this was because I knew the ropes so was much more comfortable. I spent Sunday at Mediteran. See the ‘Other FKK’ for the details. I will post over the next few days.
Ok a few details and observations that may be of interest.
At reception there is a menu showing the services each lady performs and the prices. Unfortunately it’s in German so you will have to get someone to translate if you don’t speak it.
They have invested in new robes with the Samya logo written across the back. They have a hood, which I guess must be in case you want to keep a low profile. I didn’t see anyone with the hood up. This time I made sure not to wear my underpants. Thanks again Jackyo.
I love that the girls take it in turns to make coffee for the gentlemen patrons. I don’t think I have ever been served a coffee by a topless beauty before. I am sure if this service existed in blighty there would be a council official hovering on standby to make sure your hand doesn’t touch hers as she passes you the cup.
Two of the gentleman patrons got involved in an altercation on Saturday night. Couldn’t work out what it was about but a stool fell over and a non connecting punch was thrown. I was just about to break it up (hhmm) but unfortunately the big Turkish guy arrived on the scene within seconds and skilfully diffused things. Excess your were uncannily correct about his abilities. Anyway observing the way the staff handled this gave me a lot of confidence that they are fair and reasonable and in the unlikely event I have a dispute their, I feel I would be well treated.
Previous gentlemen correspondents had complained about the ladies bunching up in packs on the sofas. I can report that the maximum number of girls I saw together was two, over the two days. I don’t think that this is a coincidence given the extensive bunching that was apparent during my last visit. My guess is that management have taken feedback and passed orders onto the ladies.
I engaged an American gentleman, lets call him Mack in conversation. It was his first time in Samya and his second time in an FKK. He had only stumbled across the place by accident. I recommended ISG and he has faithfully promised to take his mongering more seriously from now on. He should have signed up by now. Jackson- needless to say I wouldn’t ask you for a cut, however if you did feel you particularly wanted to reward me for the introduction, I feel I should let you know that I wouldn’t be to proud to accept.
On Saturday around 3.30 in the afternoon the number of ladies approximately doubled. I know this as I was relaxing in the third floor kino. The girls have to walk through it to get to their changing room, so positioned in the right chair I got to check them out in their street gear. Thinking about it I could have used this as an opportunity to be their first punter of the day. The kino is very well appointed. It may not be to your taste but the materials and workmanship are spot on. It’s a nice area to get some peace and quite in comfort. It’s wall to wall flat screen TV heaven, although they were showing ‘a log fire burns’ whenever I was in their. There are fridges so you can help yourself to alcoholic and soft drinks. It would have been great to have taken a pal from blighty and chilled out in here between sessions. Alas, apart from the Elephant Man, who is temporarily in love all my pals are non-combatants.
Over the two days the ratio of women to men varied considerably. However their were four ladies who I was very attracted to, all of whom were present both days. I managed to date three of them. Repeats prevented me dating number 4. There were two more ladies that I would happily have dated . So for me there was no shortage of ladies.
The three lucky contestants were Cana, Carla and Amalia. All petit, young and attractive. All were pleasant and keen to please. I would repeat the experience with each of them.
One of the rooms has a giant bed which could comfortably accommodate four couples. Worth asking the lady to take you their if it’s free. Cana took me and said it was here favourite. I am not sure if its my favourite room or if I prefer the one with wall to wall mirrors.
Flights from Gatwick are very good value. I paid £44 all in return with Easy Jet. This includes the rather irritating extra couple of quid you have to pay for booking via almost any plastic medium.
All in it’s a great club for me with my limited experience. Once I have been to Frankfurt at Easter I will be able to compare it to the larger clubs with more ladies and beter facilities.
Maybe some of you captains of sindustry who havent been or havent been for a while should check it out.
Z
Gentleman.
Hey Z,
We all know you use this term loosely!
This time I made sure not to wear my underpants. Thanks again Jackyo.
Not a problem, dude. If we ever meet up at this club, you can treat me to a free beer from their cooler.
Two of the gentleman patrons got involved in an altercation on Saturday night. Couldn’t work out what it was about but a stool fell over and a non connecting punch was thrown. I was just about to break it up (hhmm) but unfortunately the big Turkish guy arrived on the scene within seconds and skilfully diffused things. Excess your were uncannily correct about his abilities. Anyway observing the way the staff handled this gave me a lot of confidence that they are fair and reasonable and in the unlikely event I have a dispute their, I feel I would be well treated.
Fisticuffs?! Were they following the Marquis of Queensbury rules? Just curious.
Previous gentlemen correspondents had complained about the ladies bunching up in packs on the sofas. I can report that the maximum number of girls I saw together was two, over the two days. I don’t think that this is a coincidence given the extensive bunching that was apparent during my last visit. My guess is that management have taken feedback and passed orders onto the ladies.
So bunching is now frowned upon? That is a good sign.
Have they gotten rid of the card table yet? That would be a good move too.
On Saturday around 3.30 in the afternoon the number of ladies approximately doubled. I know this as I was relaxing in the third floor kino. The girls have to walk through it to get to their changing room, so positioned in the right chair I got to check them out in their street gear. Thinking about it I could have used this as an opportunity to be their first punter of the day. The kino is very well appointed. It may not be to your taste but the materials and workmanship are spot on. It’s a nice area to get some peace and quite in comfort.
So there is no action which takes place in the Kino? I've been to the upstairs area but wasn't in on the Kino being there.
I managed to date three of them. Repeats prevented me dating number 4. There were two more ladies that I would happily have dated.
You are such a gentleman, Z!
You dated them! Anyone else would have said "f--ed" or the British "shagged".
All in it’s a great club for me with my limited experience. Once I have been to Frankfurt at Easter I will be able to compare it to the larger clubs with more ladies and beter facilities.
More ladies do not make a better club. Some of those women are filler otherwise the club would look empty. Lots of lower rated women who you wouldn't put on your "to date" list.
But go find out for yourself.
I was reading on the RF by the way that Laura, the tallish thin German blonde from out east of Koeln (Olpe, I think) with the very large potruding pussy lips who used to work at Babylon and then worked as Nina at Agentur Caro is now working at Samya under the Kunstlername of Nina.
She gets very wet between her legs. This is what I remember about her the most. She is like one big wet spot between her legs. It must be a change for her to wear clothes during the day. At Babylon all of her feminine charms are available for anyone to enjoy.
Reminds me of a conversation with Shirina at Babylon once. I asked her how she spent her time and she said she went shopping. I asked what she would possibly shop for other than groceries. She spent most of her waking hours at the club wearing nothing but her birthday clothes. She probably saved a lot of money this way.
Seeing an FKK chick outside of the club fully dressed in normal clothes is quite interesting. Something looks out of place.
I once caugh Katja from Bernds ready to step outside fully dressed and I had to do a double take. "Is that you?"
Wonder what happened to Laura's partner from Babylon, Verona, where she is now She was a small, Italian blonde with large tits and also very pronounced nether lips.
J,
Reference the Fisticuffs I only became aware of it when a stool was pushed over. Next time I guess I need to spend less time admiring the ladies and more time scanning the room for the next bout. Anyway it was a storm in a tea cup. All I saw was the non connecting punch, followed by some squaring up and verbals. I tried to earwig the other patrons conversations afterwards to find out what had happened. Unfortunately my only German word thus far is Gesichtsbesamung and that didn’t come up, so to speak.
I didn’t see a card table. I think they may have it stored out the back though, as Thursday was poker night. Check their website for details. Personally I will stick to pokeher.
I spent quite a lot of time in the Kino over Friday evening, Saturday afternoon and Saturday evening and the only action I saw was a guy on his Blackberry. The Kino is on the 3rd floor . There are some rooms, which you walk through the kino to get to but most of the rooms are on the second floor. Maybe there are normally courting couples there and I put them off. Who knows, but I will let you know if I spy any action on my next visit.
Fair point about some of the ladies being fillers. I will only be able to judge this objectively after I have checked out the Frankfurt clubs at Easter.
I think Nina was the tall girl I took a shine too and put on my dance card for my next visit. Not my normal type but I liked her all the same.
Z
Last Tuesday I filled one of the blanks in my to-do list and paid a visit to Samya in Koeln. Was on my way to northern Germany, and actually wanted to take Jackyo's suggestion where to find my hairy pussy beauty queen, but couldn't remember the name of the club and the city (was it duesseldorf).
Anyway, I had Samya's address with me.
Been in the club from 3. 30 pm to 6pm, and while it is a nice quite little place I did not enjoy myself too much because of time shortage and maybe because of my being new.
There were about 12 girls at the beginning, about double when I left. About 35 % fuckable, but only 15 % hot. Rather low the number of guys. The girls did not really bunch together, but they just sit alone on their stools / couches looking bored. I have nothing against FFM style "animierung", I must say. But in smaller clubs like this you really get the feeling that the chance of having a bad session is very unlikely.
One thing I didn't get: what the heck is the purpose of having an amazing lounge with TV screens, bar, etc, and not using it? Even when there were no seats available downstairs, nobody was going to 3rd floor. Maybe it's just for private parties?
The main room had very laid back atmosphere, and was dominated by the presence of two dominant MILFish blondes, which take turns in sitting on the throne-chair, silently monitoring the flow of the events.
Your friend went to the zimmer with a sweet piece of italian pastry, STEFANIA. Sucker as I am I travel all the way from Italy just to fuck a sicilian girl. But she got me with her lovely german accent to her italian (sie isst deutsch geboren, weisst du.) and her heart shaped pink mouth lips. Stefania is a (23 yo? ) brunette with big (not too firm) breasts. We fucked in a huge room with XXXXL bed and XXXXL mirror ceiling. Not bad during 69! The session was ok, a bit weak in DFK but very nice cowgirl. Altogether a honest way to spend 40. 45 minutes. She charged me 75 euro (no CIM), and I did not feel like complaining, since I said we leave the room. STEFANIA: 23yo (? ), Deutschland / Italy, Face 7, Body 7, Service 7.
I wanted to fuck a promising blonde (Carina) but did not find her, so I ate something and left (by the way some hours later my car left me standing still in the middle of the fucking dark nowhere with a motor damage, nice fucking story.)
Alla prossima!
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Ref the upstairs area. Anyone can use it but for reasons unbeknown to me very few do.
Still its kind off nice to have the place to yourself if you want some peace & quite.
Z
Does anyone know if this Stefania at Samya is the same who used to be at Palace? She's half Italian/half Greek.
Last Tuesday I filled one of the blanks in my to-do list and paid a visit to Samya in Koeln. Was on my way to northern Germany, and actually wanted to take Jackyo's suggestion where to find my hairy pussy beauty queen, but couldn't remember the name of the club and the city (was it duesseldorf).
Nope, that was Mara at Bernds.
She's Dutch, dark haired and a legend in her own time.
Coriolanus
03-23-09, 11:15
Thanks to the information on this forum, I had a very nice afternoon in Samya last December. Cannot add much to what has been said about the place, except that it has been fairly depicted. Also, cannot remember the names of the ladies I had - Sorry! Still, I felt I need to contribute my report. So here it goes.
The place is fairly easy to reach with a car and their website map directions. Very isolated and discreet. Being unfamiliar with the FKK concept, I greatly enjoyed the atmosphere. No hassle, no girls approaching you (except for the odd fatty Turkish, but even then it was easy to walk away from her).
I entered the club at about 11am and left after 6pm. In the meantime, had a skinny Czech blonde; a gorgeous Polish blonde, nice round butt, model-material; and a cute little Russian blonde. More girls in the evening, but more men as well. I had a better time in the early afternoon, when the fact that there were only a few men around eased the pressure to choose from the options available.
Apart from the Russian blonde, who tried to charge on top of the regular 50 Euro for DATY and COB, their attitute was great. BBBJ, different positions, relaxed mood. The Russian blonde was my last session that day, and she had a bit of an attitude, complaining about the job and stuff. I should have seen that she was less keen to please. Still, given her looks and my lust, it was a nice session (up until she asked for additional money).
Food options were scarce, but that was not my reason for being there anyway. I was happy to find good German beer among the drink offerings, though. There was something appealing in having your Paulaner next to a naked 20-year-old cutie from some EE country.
Total damage: 200 Euro (50 Euro entrance and 50 Euro for each session).
A very pleasant experience overall, thanks to this forum. Many thanks to all members that keep it alive and updated. Will be posting more experiences soon.
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Hey Corisco,
Glad you had a good experience at Samya. I was their recently and they have had an influx of new girls including a very cute petit blonde Romanian lady who I had two great sessions with.
It just gets better every time I go. My next trip is to Frankfurt, so I will have the opportunity to compare the big three with Samya.
Hope you make it back their.
Z
The Grand Wazoo
03-24-09, 10:22
spent a whole day at samya last thursday and came away most impressed and satisfied. all info regarding directions, pricing and layout need not be reiterated but i should add that it is apparent that samya is making serious efforts to refurbish the club as well as to insure a grande array of top talent.
one thing about the food (which is average at best)...what's the deal with putting out raw bacon amongst the cold cuts? and i mean completely raw! is that a german thing? shit, one has to worry enough about contacting unwanted illnesses at this place and now salmonella is on the menu. don't eat the raw bacon or any other meat on the plate on the buffet. it was a nice touch to have 5-6 refrigerators of beer and soft drinks at one's disposal. no need to even ask....just grab a beer whenever you feel.
so my friend and i arrived last thursday at 11:00 where about 3-4 men and 6 women were present. didn't expect much at this hour. surveyed the slim selection and was pleased to see two worthy sp's. after a few beers, sandwich sans bacon and a few cigs out in the garden (which i'm sure will be refurbished soon as well), i sat and chatted a few minutes with the exotic looking selin. what makes selin stand out amongst the others is that she is approx. 1.86-1.87 tall in her sexy black heels. likewise she posesses gorgeous brown eyes and smiles all the time. very approachable, very pretty, slender hips and superb small bum. her english is quite good. spent a good 40 minutes with selin upstairs incl. so-so dfk (she tried...just wasn't that good at it), above average bbbj with plenty of eye contact, some mish and hit her twice from behind where i finished in utter bliss. selin did some minor moaning which seemed genuine. can't say that i gave her multiple orgasms but she had a good time. after some cuddling and chat we went back downstairs hand in hand which was a first for me at any fkk.
selin
19-20 years old with long black hair and beautiful brown eyes
german-lebanese mix (!)
tallest girl in the house
face: 8+
body: 8+
tits: 75b / firm
service: 8 (a bit inexperienced but certainly enthusiastic)
repeat factor: most certainly
my friend and i left for lunch and returned around 15:00 when the second shift girls start to arrive. sure enough by 15:30 there were easily 30-35 girls present. plenty of romanians (the quiet bored looking bunch in the corner sofas), plenty of poles, a few germans and russians and quite a few darker exotic southern europeans (a trait more prevelant at samya?). still only about 10-12 men so now it was pick of the litter time.
sat and chatted a very long time with a girl (name?) from montenegro. most sweet and very sexy if you dig a girl with a very long nose. i thought she was sexy anyway. just when i was about to make the claim to go upstairs i see a petite blonde in the corner by the buffet, literally the sunlight was bouncing off her lily white skin and whitish/blonde hair. this girl was a maiden in the flesh....literally. while all the girls had some clothing on at samya (most lingerie), this blonde wore nothing more than a wide belt around her hips. her pussy and ass were both petite and sweet to the eye. can now let you know that this young lass was the prettiest girl that i came to see at samya on this day. turns out she is finnish/russian and i hail from the nordic territory and even had two finnish girlfriends in the past, so caty and i quickly struck up some pleasant conversation. indeed she appears a bit aloof and distant in the true nordic demeanor. a so called optikfuck perhaps?
caty
25 years old
long blonde silky hair
very very petite with small a cups
face: 9+
body: 9+ (if you like 'em petite with slim hips)
tits: 7 (perhapsa bit too small but very cute nipples fior certain)
service: 6 (yes she turned out to be a bit too professional)
repeat: maybe a fourth session and with a fat wallet on hand
service only a 6....yes a real shame as caty started off real well. she likes to lick alot the tip of your dick. she spent more time just licking my head that going down on the shaft. a bit unusual but real nice and again plenty of eye contact. that's where things started to go downhill. caty did not want me to play with her breasts nor grab her hips (her best feature!). she does not like dfk either despite it being "included in the price". so only minor kissing available. she likes to steer the show. way too professional. you can read this as well from a few other reports here and on youppie. so fuck her if you want the visual but there is most definately a wilder time to be had with other ladies at samya.
by 20:00 there were now 40-45 girls! (as told to me by the very friendly husmutte). i believe a samya record. could be due to the fact that samya was having a poker tournament this evening and word got around to the girls. so it is now quite crowded (approx. 20-25 men) but i was ready for one more session. sitting around the bar and chatting with a few sps (a very nice but unattractive german girl as well as the well reviewed sicilian-name?), i was ready to pounce once again on the girl from montenegro when out of the blue a girl runs up on the bar ad begins a dance on the pole. the one and only time i saw this at samya. now this girl could dance. obviously a past hobby complete with amazing hip gyration. it was obvious that half the male public was in awe. after 10-15 minutes of dancing she sits back down at the bar where absolutely no one walks up to her for conversation. i was in fact shocked since she received a huge ovation after her dancing. so i make my move and learn that her name is bella and from lithuania. now i have had some real poor sessions with baltic girls and thus a bit sceptical but bella had a very dirty look to her and those hips were still swayin' in my head. after a light kiss at the bar and her quote "i fuck you like a crazy women"....it was off we go to the room. this move turned out to be the best session of the day. very gfe dfk for a good 10 minutes, then a sloppy bbbj with dirty talk, hardcore mish and doggie and a blast from heaven. good hard sex with plenty of passion. then the killer, she wanted to kiss more so it was more gfe and sloppy tongue action for another 15-20 minutes. seriously. we spent easily an hour together and the final tally was still only €50 (yes i gave her €20 tip for excellent service).
bella
27 years oldsany blonde / brown hair
lithuanian who speaks decent english.
face: 7 (a bit rough but very dirty in a sexy way)
body: 7+ (a bit thick with decent breasts but nothing spectacular)
tits: 75c....some hang but still nice
service. 10 (could not have asked for more...real gfe and some porn feel too)
repeat: hell yes!
just want to add one thing about this evening at samya. does anyone else notice that the condoms they use are super sensitive? for the first time in my life i really did not notice that i had rubber on my dick while doing the deed. this was the case at all three sessions. i hit bernds the next day after samya and i did not notice the same thing at bernds. this of course is another positive about samya but perhaps it was simply my state of mind at the time.
so yes, go to samya and have a great time. forget about the abundance of bored looking girls rep001tered around the place. there are still many friendly and super providers. also a nice array of sp's for most any tastes. also my compliments to both ladies working the door and bar area. they were kind and funny as well as service minded. i'll be back for certain.
the grand wazoo
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My friend and i left for lunch and returned around 15:00 when the second shift girls start to arrive.
So did you have to pay another entry fee for this? I've been to Samya several times in the past and didn't know whether you can leave and re-enter the same day without paying extra.
So I make my move and learn that her name is Bella and from Lithuania. Now I have had some real poor sessions with Baltic girls and thus a bit sceptical but Bella had a very dirty look to her and those hips were still swayin' in my head. after a light kiss at the bar and her quote "I fuck you like a crazy women"....it was off we go to the room. This move turned out to be the best session of the day. Very GFE DFK for a good 10 minutes, then a sloppy BBBJ with dirty talk, hardcore mish and doggie and a blast from heaven. Good hard sex with plenty of passion. Then the killer, she wanted to kiss more so it was more GFE and sloppy tongue action for another 15-20 minutes. Seriously. We spent easily an hour together and the final tally was still only €50 (yes I gave her €20 tip for excellent service).
BELLA
27 years oldsany blonde / brown hair
Lithuanian who speaks decent English.
Face: 7 (a bit rough but very dirty in a sexy way)
Body: 7+ (a bit thick with decent breasts but nothing spectacular)
Tits: 75C....some hang but still nice
Service. 10 (could not have asked for more...real GFE and some porn feel too)
Repeat: Hell yes!
Yep. I still have fond memories of Bella, ex-Sudbad girl. The one thing i remember her most by were those bright blue eyes during her super wet and noisy bbbj...Interesting that she's gone blond now. She used to have dark brunette hair which fit her well and provided a nice contrast to her blue eyes.
Just want to add one thing about this evening at Samya. Does anyone else notice that the condoms they use are super sensitive? For the first time in my life I really did not notice that I had rubber on my dick while doing the deed. This was the case at all three sessions.
Now that's interesting. As far as I know, they all carried the same London brand. But most girls are also open to your bringing your preferred condoms.
Ekliges Lauern
03-25-09, 00:42
One thing about the food (which is average at best)...what's the deal with putting out raw bacon amongst the cold cuts? And I mean completely raw! Is that a German thing? Shit, one has to worry enough about contacting unwanted illnesses at this place and now Salmonella is on the menu. Don't eat the raw bacon or any other meat on the plate on the buffet. It was a nice touch to have 5-6 refrigerators of beer and soft drinks at one's disposal. No need to even ask....just grab a beer whenever you feel.
I'm guessing you are referring to Schwartzwaelder Schinken or Black Forest ham. It is not raw, but rather cured. It's also quite tasty. Try it some time.
As far as food safety, I would rate German food safety standards as probably among the best in the world. I trust German food quality and safety much more than I trust the food safety standards in the US, my home. So I would not worry about eating sliced meats at an FKK.
The Grand Wazoo
03-25-09, 09:32
I'm guessing you are referring to Schwartzwaelder Schinken or Black Forest ham. It is not raw, but rather cured. It's also quite tasty. Try it some time.
As far as food safety, I would rate German food safety standards as probably among the best in the world. I trust German food quality and safety much more than I trust the food safety standards in the US, my home. So I would not worry about eating sliced meats at an FKK.Don't want to get in any long discusions about food on an FKK forum, and you are probably correct in that it was some special cured pork (doubt that it was Black Forest ham), but no meats should be left in a basically non refrigerated buffet for four-five hours. I suppose all buffets pose a risk. In the US as well. Naturally eat whatever the heck you want just keep it way from me. Also note that I'm originally from the midwest USA and in fact an old German immigrant town. Plenty of pork and processed meats in my old neighborhood. Also one of the higest cancer rates in the USA as well as some of the ugliest and fattest women in the States. Now I'm in Scandinavian where the food is much much healthier and rare to see any fat folks. Still I love Germany and their healthy attitude towards sex. Peace
The Grand Wazoo
Don't want to get in any long discusions about food on an FKK forum, and you are probably correct in that it was some special cured pork (doubt that it was Black Forest ham), but no meats should be left in a basically non refrigerated buffet for four-five hours. I suppose all buffets pose a risk. In the US as well. Naturally eat whatever the heck you want just keep it way from me. Also note that I'm originally from the midwest USA and in fact an old German immigrant town. Plenty of pork and processed meats in my old neighborhood. Also one of the higest cancer rates in the USA as well as some of the ugliest and fattest women in the States. Now I'm in Scandinavian where the food is much much healthier and rare to see any fat folks. Still I love Germany and their healthy attitude towards sex. Peace
The Grand Wazoo
I think that catching something at the buffet is the least of our worries. On the other hand, this could replace the old "oh, I must have caught that STD from the dirty toilet seat!". ;)
euro
(who is venturing into wild-ass guessing, but still: Germans eat only boiled or smoked ham, NEVER raw.)
Ekliges Lauern
03-26-09, 03:21
I think that catching something at the buffet is the least of our worries. On the other hand, this could replace the old "oh, I must have caught that STD from the dirty toilet seat!". ;)
euro
(who is venturing into wild-ass guessing, but still: Germans eat only boiled or smoked ham, NEVER raw.)
Probably best if we don't tell GW about Mettwurst <grin>.
BTW, I love German food, but I'm a fat bastard anyway.
The Grand Wazoo
03-26-09, 10:37
So did you have to pay another entry fee for this? I've been to Samya several times in the past and didn't know whether you can leave and re-enter the same day without paying extra.
We simply made it clear when we arrived that we had planned to stay basically the entire day and night and thus would need a short break from the place. It was no problem and the kind husmutte gladly handed back our keys upon re-entrance without having to even state the key number. They were a bit relectant but if you ask kindly it won't be a probllem.
Yep. I still have fond memories of Bella, ex-Sudbad girl. The one thing I remember her most by were those bright blue eyes during her super wet and noisy BBBJ. Interesting that she's gone blond now. She used to have dark brunette hair which fit her well and provided a nice contrast to her blue eyes.
I wouldn't call Bella a blond. More like sandy or dirty blonde which I guess is also light brown with blonde contrast (geez. I'm shaved/bald so what do I really know about hair. LOL) Bella was indeed fantastic. The best girl I had during a two day bonanza. And yes my friend, Bella's eyes are amazing.
Now that's interesting. As far as I know, they all carried the same London brand. But most girls are also open to your bringing your preferred condoms.All I know is that the condom package was black and white striped. And extremely sensitive. It could have been my anticpated lust, my 150mg of Viagra or maybe the damn things feel off 'inside'. Just kidding. I don't have any explanation and thus my question to all readers. They simply were god damn great condoms. For condoms.
Sorry about this "quote" thing. I can't get all three quotes to seperate. And thus my answers in your quotes. I'll figure it out next time.
Peace,
The Grand Wazoo
Flirtwithme
03-30-09, 20:44
My first time at Samya and I stumbled upon Laura, tall tanned girl about 26 years of age, half turkish, silicone, pretty face and very confident. Deep-throat, BBBJ, COB. Great amosphere there, about 25% of the girls were "choosable" imo (and I'm fussy! ), great saunas! Definitely going back again when I get the time.
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Nicely appointed facilities with four floors. I found this club to have kind of tamed down atmosphere, sexually, with absolutely no making out in the public areas and action begins only in the room, which was a big turnoff for me.
Turned down Fabiana. Claims to be Italian and has chinese characters tattoed along the length of her back. Very cold and extremely uninteresting. Went with her to the upstairs lounge. There was nobody there and she kept complaining that its very boring. Well, its your job, girl, to make things interesting...
Went with Sophia - Slovakian, great face, very cute and always smiling. Free natured, somewhat innocent; has a cheerleader look. She is not quite petite, but has a smallish figure and Won't do dfk or bbbj, all of which would have turned me off, but I was in love. Nice sex in the room in couple different positions, finishing doggy. Face 9 (would have been a 10 when a few years ago, when she didn't have those lines around the eyes), body 8, attitude 9, service 7.
Just when I was about to make the claim to go upstairs I see a petite blonde in the corner by the buffet, literally the sunlight was bouncing off her lily white skin and whitish/blonde hair. This girl was a maiden in the flesh....literally. While all the girls had some clothing on at Samya (most lingerie), this blonde wore nothing more than a wide belt around her hips. Her pussy and ass were both petite and sweet to the eye. Can now let you know that this young lass was the prettiest girl that I came to see at Samya on this day. turns out she is Finnish/Russian and I hail from the Nordic territory and even had two Finnish girlfriends in the past, so Caty and I quickly struck up some pleasant conversation. Indeed she appears a bit aloof and distant in the true Nordic demeanor. A so called optikfuck perhaps?
CATY
25 years old
long blonde silky hair
very very petite with small A cups
Face: 9+
Body: 9+ (if you like 'em petite with slim hips)
Tits: 7 (perhapsa bit too small but very cute nipples fior certain)
Service: 6 (yes she turned out to be a bit too professional)
Repeat: maybe a fourth session and with a fat wallet on hand
Service only a 6....yes a real shame as Caty started off real well. She likes to lick alot the tip of your dick. She spent more time just licking my head that going down on the shaft. A bit unusual but real nice and again plenty of eye contact. That's where things started to go downhill. Caty did not want me to play with her breasts nor grab her hips (her best feature!). She does not like DFK either despite it being "included in the price". So only minor kissing available. She likes to steer the show. Way too professional. You can read this as well from a few other reports here and on Youppie. So fuck her if you want the visual but there is most definately a wilder time to be had with other ladies at Samya.
I believe Marlene has changed her name to Caty.
The rebranding apparently hasn't changed her service-orientation.
Someone on Youppie called her a blonde ice cube.
She was definitely Caty back in the end of November when I sessioned with her. She is indeed an ice cube, but I doubt that she's Finnish. Probably Polish from her accent when speaking English.
I'll probably session with her again if I see her, but just to bonk her brains out, no foreplay, just jump right in for an "optikfuck", good and hard.
Peace.
This is my first report, as well as my first visit to a FKK, so please bear with me.
Reached Samya by U-Bahn today. Took line S16 to Michaelshoven from Hbf and walked from there. Total time from Koln Hbf around 35-40 minutes, reached by around 08:20. The ratio was good, around 2-3 girls for each guy.
Chilled down for about 45 mins. My first was Lokita I believe, she was from Romania. Small tits, slim body, had a mole on her right chin. Face: 5, Service: 3. Went to the room where she started with DFK and then BBBJ. Both mechanical, and she kept her eyes shut throughout. Would definitely not repeat this one.
After around an hour or so of chilling out I got a chance to get close 'Mika' [Face 7/8, Service 8] also a Romanian, who I spotted when I entered, but she was nicked before I could get close. I saw her spend 2 hours with one guy. I. E: Talk-Room-Chillout-Dinner-Room. She's not on Samya's website, and said shes got back 2 weeks ago and is only there for a few more weeks. She was open and fun to talk to, real sense of humor. And was having fun with all the Romanian girls who had taken over the corner near the air conditioner, almost like their cheerleader. Talked for about 10 mins then off to the room. Her BBBJ was awesome. Deep and Strong. When cowgirl, her internal grip was awesome. Even after I had paid her at the changing room, she came back to talk to me for another 5 minutes, then kissed me bye when I was leaving. Real sweet. Definite repeat.
Off Topic: Reply to Zelatrix's post
"Talking of white robes, whenever I go to a black tie do there is allways one pratt who likes to wear a white DJ (Tux if you you are reading this in American). Does this ever happen in reverse at FKK's', ie the same pratt rocks up with his own black robe. Just a thought. "
Well I saw a guy in his own black robe today. Seems he wasn't interested in the girls, lay down on a couch and went off to sleep. Mika told me that he's been there since morning and the girls found him a bit strange, cause they saw him jerking off in the garden by himself & that too near the grill! Anyone ever noticed someone jerking off himself in he garden?
Thanks to all the fellow mongers for the description of the place and what to expect when I get there. Real Help for a newbie.
Well I saw a guy in his own black robe today. Seems he wasn't interested in the girls, lay down on a couch and went off to sleep. Mika told me that he's been there since morning and the girls found him a bit strange, cause they saw him jerking off in the garden by himself & that too near the grill! Anyone ever noticed someone jerking off himself in he garden?
Thanks to all the fellow mongers for the description of the place and what to expect when I get there. Real Help for a newbie.
... causes a stir at every club except at Bernds where the girls won't even bat an eyelash.
It doesn't make sense considering that the women are only too willing to help bring instant relief.
Maybe the grill is what excited him. Is this possible? :)
Hi Mukim,
Very pleased to here you whent to Samya and had a good time. I recently tried Palace, Oase & World and in my view Samya is still a worthwhile destination.
Maybe the guy jerking off had run out of money or maybe he was doing some practice laps before the race.
Now that I have spread my wings and know a bit about other clubs, the plan is to 'winter' at Samya and 'summer' at Goldentime/Oase, based on varying summer/winter flight schedules and the fact that Samya doesnt have a proper garden area.
Hope to see you their at some stage.
Let me know if you are going again and there are any details I can help with.
Z
Well I saw a guy in his own black robe today. Seems he wasn't interested in the girls, lay down on a couch and went off to sleep. Mika told me that he's been there since morning and the girls found him a bit strange, cause they saw him jerking off in the garden by himself & that too near the grill! Anyone ever noticed someone jerking off himself in he garden?
Jackyo, do you think this might be a good example of an "Ekliges Lauern" perhaps ???
Basketcase
04-23-09, 07:05
Jackyo, do you think this might have been Ekliges Lauern, perhaps ???
The gent having the pleasures of the palm was not Ekliges Lauern. Ekliges Lauern's modus operandi is kino blowjobs so this description does not fit. Further Ekliges Lauern has not been to Samya during this period.
You sometimes need to have a quiet wank to help get some interest. After a couple of day's of fun and games - you do need some help to keep interested. Some people do that. What you say to the girls when the girls see this self abuse and ask you if they can help by claiming that a woman's mouth feels much better than a hand is to tell them that only a man can really know how to pleasure and love himself since he knows himself better and he is saving himself at least €50. I have seen men openly wank themselves in Golden Time, Oase and World.
Ekliges Lauern
04-23-09, 19:18
Jackyo, do you think this might be a good example of an "Ekliges Lauern" perhaps ???
As BC clearly stated the incident in question is not my locus or modus operandi.
Jackyo seems to have more knowledge of the etiquette of jacking off in clubs. I'm presuming this is based on first-hand experience. I defer to his superior experience.
And BTW, Gergiev, I can see why you are a kindred spirits with Jackyo. As I look back on you posts I see some boasting, a few vague bits of information that are otherwise widely available, but curiously light on actual useful, actionable intelligence such as reviews.
Wank on,
EL
Looking at the Samya website It looks like Ranja the Indian looking girl has disappeared, shame as I was hoping to go and see her soon. Anyone here know If Ranja has move on to a new club?
Looking at the Samya website It looks like Ranja the Indian looking girl has disappeared, shame as I was hoping to go and see her soon. Anyone here know If Ranja has move on to a new club?She works in Parksauna Residenz and her new name is Rehanna.
She works in Parksauna Residenz and her new name is Rehanna.
Thanks for that, I may check out Parksauna, she was one of the best punts I've ever had, and I've had a few In my time lol.
I stayed at www.hostel-cologne.de/ dorm beds from 17 euros a night
I was planning on heading to ParkSauna Residenz, looking to see Rehanna there, well I called them, and the lady on the phone said she was away for 2 weeks, so went for plan b, and took U-bahn to Samya, got there about 1pm.
As I walked Into the bar noticed a few nice looking girls, but I was going to take my time, so got a beer and took a seat.
There was a fairly tall girl with dark hair and a few tattoo's, but she didn't look very happy. I noticed a Thai lady sat at a couch, she smiled at me and looked fun, so went over and sat with her, her name was Cindy, 30 yrs old, nice body and big boobs. We had a nice chat, and used my limited Thai on her. We got on well so took her upstairs, had a very good session with Cindy, lots of kissing, and great BBBJ, was no rush and enjoyed myself.
It was nice and warm outside, so took a seat out with a beer, and took my time considering who to see next.
I got chatting to Meltam at the bar, she Is a tallish Turk with curly hair, she spoke a little english, but I didn't take her up on the offer to go upstairs.
Had a bit of a sauna, I notice the showers are new from the last time I was here.
Got another beer and joined Cindy for some dinner. I went and sat outside again, a girl came out and sat with another guy near to me, she was very pretty nice body and seamed like fun, she kept making eyes at me lol. It wasn't until later that I got to speak to her, her name was Monique about 22, slim and tanned body, said she was Romanian half Spanish. She wanted me to take her and her friend for a 3some, but I refused and just took her to the room. Wasn't a bad session, good BBBJ, no kissing but have had worse.
I took a look upstairs to the 2nd floor, the lounge has changed slightly, there Is now a bar In the far corner, the place Is still hardly used. Maybe It could be changed to a sex kino, might attract the guys, which will also attract the girls.
I was down In the bar considering another girl, noticed a couple of leggy blondes, one was sitting alone, so went over and had a chat, her name was Corneilia, and she was from Gdansk Poland, very sexy girl, and obviously an Intelligent girl, spoke good English. We got chatting about why she worked at Samya, said she used to work In a shop In Germany, but made little money, she said she only has to work 4 days a week and has time to relax and do what she wants. I was going to take her to a room, but I went for another sauna.
Came back to the bar, and the boss got the Jack Daniels out, nice guy he offered me a glass, he wasn't shy on the measure lol. I was slowly getting drunk after a few beers.
I had seen a sexy looking girl with a dragon tattoo on her back, she got on the pole behind the bar and did a bit of a show, nice body and good mover, I didn't think twice about going for a chat. Her name was Sasha and was Latvian. She was Interesting to talk to, and I took her upstairs. Had a very good session with Sasha, she knows how to do her job.
It was bout 00:45 by the time we came back down, so had another drink and left. Had a good time at Samya and spent 200 euros, but I noticed the U-bahn stops running for a few hours In the early hours, and a taxi will cost around 20 euros to Koeln Centre.
Uncle Volodya
07-20-09, 14:56
Here is a short report about a trip to Samya from a couple months ago. This place is still as great as ever. I just checked the site and all the girls I hung out with are still around.
The remodeling job is very good and the place looks fantastic. More couch space in order to hang out with the girls and cop a few feels before taking them to the room. Much better shower area downstairs. The new upstairs lounge is awesome. But gets minimal use. I tried asking the girls why, but got no real answer. Maybe the football on the TVs turns them off. Or maybe they are just too lazy to go up the extra flight of stairs? In any case it is somewhat of a waste. Too bad. Management still cool and very friendly. Ali the manager remembered me form last year. We shared a few laughs. I barely recognized him as he as lost a ton of weight and now looks 10 years younger. He is a really good guy who really cares for his customers.
Day 1 (Monday)
Showed up around 6PM, fresh from the train station. About a dozen girls on call, with some real hotties there two. Had a couple of beers, then started talking with dark haired Sydney (Czech). We started kissing and I fondled her lovely B-cups. Soon we were up in the room for an excellent session. Awesome BBBJ with some deep throat acion. She is deservedly proud. Sex in a bunch of different positions. U tnot pshy. Eager to make me cum b Afterwards we showered together and got to soap up an play with her boobies one last time. Real GFE. Very fun girl, whom I would highly recommend.
Rested a bit, a nice relaxing sauna and had a few more beers. Next girls to catch my eye was Lynn (Germany). 18 year old fair brunette. Her pics are up on the site. Lovely blue eyes (she is atually a blonde but has died her hair black). Lovely rosy nipples and a perfect cotton-candy pink pussy. We sat together and kissed on the couch to warm up. Then up to the room. Nice session. Maybe even a GFE. But she was just a tad distant and not as bubbly and fun as Sydney just before. At the same time, she is absolutely gorgeous with her taut and fresh 19 yr old body. I would seriously consider repeating.
Hung out for a while catching up with Ali and flirting some more with Sydney. She suggested a threesome with her friend Ana (also Czech). But I was a bit tired and decided to leave that for the next day.
Day 2 (Tuesday)
Was considering going t Wuppertal to try the Pusyclub party-treff but got way to late a start (I had been nursing a bit of a cold the whole trip) to make it out there in time. So back to Samya to take Sydney and Ana up on their offer.
After a couple beers I settled into the couch in between Ana and Sydney. Ana is a petite 19 year old blonde with a fresh out of high school look. Not the prettiest girl in Samya, but very tight young body. Wonderful attitude. She was really into our pre-session on the couch, kissing on my neck and making out. She seemed like she got lost in the action. Sydney was also into it, but in more of a jokey way and rushing a bit for us to get into the room. After about 10 minutes of necking and heavy petting on the couch I was damn near ready too and took the girls up to the room.
Amazing session! No Lesbo action between the girls though. Still they gave me all the attention I needed and seemed to be competing for my attention too. Made out with one while the other gave me a great BBBJ (Ana’s skills here are supreme – best BJ I’ve had at Samya). Switched between the two girls several times. Kissing and fingering one while I pounded the other in various position. I remember Sydney (wanting to get in on the action). forcing my fingers into her pussy as I pounded Anna doggie style. Ended the session by jerking off on their two sets of tits as they pressed them together. Utter Bliss!!
I paid them 70 Euro each (20 Euro )tip for about 30- 40 minutes of pure heaven.
We took a nice long shower, me sandwiched between these two lovelies. Kissing and fondling one as the other washed my back. An unforgettable experience that I may try again when I go back to Samya in August.
Well I thought that was it for me for the night, but I just couldn’t tear myself away form the place with all those sexy young bodies bouncing around. I had a couple more beers and started talking to a really cool music producer guy. Fun to hang out with and share our experiences with the girls. Just then one of the girls (a very petite and sexy dark haired little number) started going at it with one of the client on one of the couches downstairs in the main room. The girl was giving him a serious BJ! Everyone watched the show and cheered them on. They soon however disappeared for their own session.
Horny once again I invited sexy dark Gulcan (Turkish) to sit with me. You can also see her pics on the site. A sultry brunette that looks a bit like Eva Mendes. After a bit of petting and kissing we went up to the room for a nice session. A lot of kissing and caressing. She seemed very much into it and rode me good CG. Good GFE with a nice cuddle session afterwards.
Spent, satisfied and a bit drunk, I had my last beer before departing. It was damn near 3 AM and closing beckoned. Ali dutifully summoned me a taxi. While I waited I ran into Anna and Sydney once again. We bid our goodbyes and got a couple of hot DFK kisses from them to send me merrily on my way.
All in all an awesome trip. Samya never disappoints and is the best FKK I’ve ever been to. Can’t wait to go back in August. I may give lovely big boobied Amira a try (what a body!!). Can anyone recommend her?
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All in all an awesome trip. Samya never disappoints and is the best FKK I’ve ever been to. Can’t wait to go back in August. I may give lovely big boobied Amira a try (what a body!!). Can anyone recommend her?
Nice report UV. Glad to hear you had a great time.
Did you communicate with the girls in German or English?
Really useful reports thanks Uncle Volodya & Jerboa.
I am not sure why the upstairs bar hardly gets used but I like using it to get some peace and quite when the mood takes me in nice surroundings with drinks fridges on tap.
Just a shame they havent got a decent outdoor area.
z
Day 1 (Monday)
Showed up around 6PM, fresh from the train station. About a dozen girls on call, with some real hotties there two. Had a couple of beers, then started talking with dark haired Sydney (Czech). We started kissing and I fondled her lovely B-cups. Soon we were up in the room for an excellent session. Awesome BBBJ with some deep throat acion. She is deservedly proud. Sex in a bunch of different positions. U tnot pshy. Eager to make me cum b Afterwards we showered together and got to soap up an play with her boobies one last time. Real GFE. Very fun girl, whom I would highly recommend.
Rested a bit, a nice relaxing sauna and had a few more beers. Next girls to catch my eye was Lynn (Germany). 18 year old fair brunette. Her pics are up on the site. Lovely blue eyes (she is atually a blonde but has died her hair black). Lovely rosy nipples and a perfect cotton-candy pink pussy. We sat together and kissed on the couch to warm up. Then up to the room. Nice session. Maybe even a GFE. But she was just a tad distant and not as bubbly and fun as Sydney just before. At the same time, she is absolutely gorgeous with her taut and fresh 19 yr old body. I would seriously consider repeating.
Hung out for a while catching up with Ali and flirting some more with Sydney. She suggested a threesome with her friend Ana (also Czech). But I was a bit tired and decided to leave that for the next day.
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All in all an awesome trip. Samya never disappoints and is the best FKK I’ve ever been to. Can’t wait to go back in August. I may give lovely big boobied Amira a try (what a body!!). Can anyone recommend her?
Monday is usually the day with the weakest lineup for most FKK clubs so it's encouraging to read that Samya has hotties working that day. Thanks for the report.
Regarding Amira (.de), I've done her twice with the last time more than a year ago and I can wholeheartedly recommend her. You can search the archives for my writeup. Yes, those natural D-cups are great and i have fond memories of Spanish lessons with her. There are of course several other qualities to Amira to like including an easy going demeanor and true gfe service. I also remember those big blue eyes, the small waist and the long legs. Maybe it's time for another detour to Samya.
Thanks Uncle Volodya,
Your report is most interesting as it is the first mention of significant couch action at Samya that I recall reading or observed during visits to Samya. Hopefully, this continues and Samya embraces some of Bernd's pre-coital service levels. If so, then it will be time to seriously look at this club again at least by this forum member and they will find a good turn out of mongerdom when added to their fine facilities. As a suggestion to management, perhaps declare the underused upper lounge as a 'make-out' zone?
E.
Here is a short report about a trip to Samya from a couple months ago. This place is still as great as ever. I just checked the site and all the girls I hung out with are still around.
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Uncle Volodya
07-21-09, 08:06
Nice report UV. Glad to hear you had a great time.
Did you communicate with the girls in German or English?I am fluent in Croatian and Russian, which I use to converse with the Slavic girls.
Most of the German girls I find speak descent to very good English.
With Gulcan, the Turkish hottie, i just went straight for the action. Don't remember talking much.
To quote Elvis, "A little less conversation a little more action" :)
Thanks Uncle Volodya,
Your report is most interesting as it is the first mention of significant couch action at Samya that I recall reading or observed during visits to Samya. Hopefully, this continues and Samya embraces some of Bernd's pre-coital service levels. If so, then it will be time to seriously look at this club again at least by this forum member and they will find a good turn out of mongerdom when added to their fine facilities. As a suggestion to management, perhaps declare the underused upper lounge as a 'make-out' zone?
E.
I also noticed some couch action on Wednesday night, a guy was getting a BJ, and then shagging on the couch.
Uncle Volodya
07-21-09, 17:07
Regarding Amira (.de), I've done her twice with the last time more than a year ago and I can wholeheartedly recommend her. You can search the archives for my writeup. Yes, those natural D-cups are great and i have fond memories of Spanish lessons with her. There are of course several other qualities to Amira to like including an easy going demeanor and true gfe service. I also remember those big blue eyes, the small waist and the long legs. Maybe it's time for another detour to Samya.I'm glad you guys like my posts.
Thanks woof woof for the recommendation. I'll be sure to give her a try if she is working when I go in. Wil post my experiences too.
Samya was a nice place. I had a session with Serbian girl with good body, i cant remember her name. B cup tits, 25yr, dark hair and pretty face. Not so good teeth. I wanted mechanical fuck and CIM and this little **** was perfect choice for that. Very, VERY pro and most mechanical, surgical accurate CIM. This **** took in all even that i had a huge load in her mouth, very big respect to her. 75e for 15min of shorttrack action. But that was all i wanted.
My friend had a terrible session with CATY. She even noticed after "session" that this "SP" was bleeding in her mouth... OMG. He has not signed up in here so i tell the story. Caty refused to touching, blowing and in the middle of fucking this ***** stopped everything, took condom off and tried to CIM(?) but when my friend asked why did she do that she answered what the fuck she is doing, she answered she doesnt CIM or COF or COB. My friend stopped the session, was very very angry, left the room and showered and then gave 50 to this fucking asshole. He left the club imediately and the owner run after him to make things better. At the same time my friend noticed a slight scratch in his car (Mercedes CL) so he got very angry. My friend is noticable businessman in eastern europe and when he gets angry he really is. Well Samya owners managed to deal with the situation and my friend told that he is satisfied with the way. Again Samya owners showed that they really want to make their club better and they listen good and bad.
I have only seen couch action once at Samya, earlier this year where a guy was getting a BJ in the corner of the upstairs lounge next to the bar. I was the only other punter in the room.
There are train timetables available from the Samya website in case it helps anyone. The train station (Michealshoven) is about 5 minutes away by foot.
Glad their is some interest sparking in Samya. Ive been to Oase, Villa Vertigo, World, Mediteran, Palace and Goldentime and for me, based on my criteria Samya comes out top, subject to the vagaries of ever changing line ups.
They just need a jacuzi and a decent garden.
Z
There are train timetables available from the Samya website in case it helps anyone. The train station (Michealshoven) is about 5 minutes away by foot.
That's if you're running. I used 9 minutes from the station to Samya, walking reasonably fast. Going back takes a little longer, as you have to cross a bridge above the tracks.
I have only seen couch action once at Samya, earlier this year where a guy was getting a BJ in the corner of the upstairs lounge next to the bar. I was the only other punter in the room.
There are train timetables available from the Samya website in case it helps anyone. The train station (Michealshoven) is about 5 minutes away by foot.
Glad their is some interest sparking in Samya. Ive been to Oase, Villa Vertigo, World, Mediteran, Palace and Goldentime and for me, based on my criteria Samya comes out top, subject to the vagaries of ever changing line ups.
They just need a jacuzi and a decent garden.
Z
I got a good BJ of Ranya one Saturday afternoon last year In the upstairs lounge, which was nice. I agree Samya could do with a jacuzzi and a better outside area.
Ok! Time to write a report for the first time.
But before that I would like to say Thank you to Travelerb69, Italia77 and Dedalus for the good advice they gave me in their answers. I tried to follow it, but I guess I failed a bit. More of that later.
This has been a fine night, not mainly because of the time in the room, but because of the reviving of an 30 year old feeling in me. You all remember your first "lovemaking" with a girl. For me my "first time" was when I was 15 and it was like this:
Frightening but tempting before, very quickly over with when it was time to do it, and directly afterwards a feeling of "Was that all there is to it". A sort of sadness, after buliding up so high expectations so that the event could not live up to it.
But it only took a few more girls before I started to understand what the buzz was all about!
To me the visit to Samya Sunday the 19: th of July gave me exactly the same feeling.
I am 45 years old and I have not been so nervous in years and years as when I took the car from the hotel to the club. Walking in to the club I must have had a sign the size of Luxenbourg over me shouting "Newbie". The women in the reception was very friendly and gave me an four sentence long introduction I german. I understood the words "showers" "bar-area" and "50 euro/30 min". Short, but I guess enought. I stumbled down to the basement, took a shower and dressed up in my robe. I then stumbled up to the main room. Ohh my good! Italia77 wrote something in his post to me and compared the clubs with "candy stores", I can only agree. There was stunning girls from 20-30 everywhere. I tried not to stare. But looking away from a pair of tits my eyes just landed on a new pair, and a then new pair and so on. I'm a grown man who has seen a few women in my time, but this.
"Nude-struck" I took a Sprite from a cooler and went down to the sauna to try to grasp the "reality". OK I could not hide in the sauna all night so I finished the Sprite and went back up-stairs and made my first mistake. I took a beer. One beer is enought to dim a mans sanity and make him do "poor" choices. I saw a very beautiful dark-haired girl, maybe 20 years old, with big natural breasts. She was sitting in a sofa chatting with a girlfriend. I made eye-contact, she smiled and looked away, and I was hooked, I moved closer, she smiled again and looked away. I should have let go there but now I was a quest. I ended up I her sofa, we chatted a bit. She told me her namne (I forgot it), she was from romania, had only been in Samya a short time, but before that in Frankfurt. We went to a room and the story from 30 years ago repeted itself.
I made my debut. It was very quickly over with. I had "survived, but I felt a little disapointed. "So this was it! "
The session was no good. I big part of that was my fault, but thinking about it afterwards her kissing was not good, the suck no big deal and she lacked energy. But then again, she was friendly and I was a fumbly new-bie on this scene. I took a shower, a sauna, watched some pole/bellydancing, ate som food and realised that I lacked the stamina and the drive to go for a second session tonight. Just when I was about to leave I saw a beatiful blond girl that I approached, her name was Lily. We chatted for a while. I was tempted, but the fright of not beeing able to perform overtook me and I left the club.
In the car back home to the hotel I started to think about Lily, and the poledancer, and the blond girl with the tatoo. And I realised I must go back, soon. There where plenty of other girls to explore. So I guess my disappointment changed in to curiosity, just like it did 30 years ago.
So at last some conclusions:
Samya is a nice club, that are well-maintained. Beatuful girls, friendly staff and nice saunas.
I will go back to the club to explore some more.
This was my premier at the German clubscene and I think that at my next visit I will take some help from vitamin V or C.
I learned that I am no good in taking advise. Italia77 warned me about the hazards of making poor choises the first time in the "candy-store". I guess I fell in the optifick-trap. But maybe that was what I needed!
Sorry for my long text. But I enjoyed writing about this.
Next stop. Golden Time!
Tjohoo
BTW! Does anybody know the Romanian girls name?
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Sir Screwalot
07-31-09, 21:44
BTW! Does anybody know the Romanian girls name?Did you check their website?
Maybe Cassy? She is from RO.
Might as well give a short report from a couple of days ago:
Arrived at 2pm. Friendly reception.
Took it a little easy until 4pm when I hooked up with Cassy (.ro)
No complaints. 50e
Had a sauna and spoke to a german guy. He didn't seem to have a clue about other clubs such as GT, PHG, VV et al.
I guess he wasn't big on this Internet-thing :)
Feeling refreshed, headed back to the bar and saw three girls talking to each other. Stefania, Nely, and a blond girl.
Picked Stefania (Italy) and told the others that I would be back for them later ;)
Very nice session! She is totally GFE and very responsive. She seemed to like playing with her huge tatas just as much as I did. 75e.
On the way down we met her friend Nely (Iran) in the staircase. She was next.
After watching some sports in the lounge on the third floor, we headed to a room.
Again, very nice girl. Been in the business for a year. Very nice ass. 75 e.
Decided to hang around a little longer.
I wanted to try this Amira-girl.
Catching her as she came up the stairs from sauna-area, I told her to meet me in the 3rd floor lounge.
It was midnight, we were both very tired and decided to have a drink; I had a beer, she had a JD&coke.
This resulted in getting a room, and having a so-so session due to the tiredness of the participants.
Amira is nice. A little "confused" maybe, but I would go again. 75e.
The club is very nice. Top floor lounge is great. Downstairs bar ok.
Actually, this is now my favorite club in the NRW-area.
Ok! Time to write a report for the first time.
But before that I would like to say Thank you to Travelerb69, Italia77 and Dedalus for the good advice they gave me in their answers. I tried to follow it, but I guess I failed a bit. More of that later.
Italia77 wrote something in his post to me and compared the clubs with "candy stores", I can only agree.
I learned that I am no good in taking advise. Italia77 warned me about the hazards of making poor choises the first time in the "candy-store". I guess I fell in the optifick-trap. But maybe that was what I needed!
Sorry for my long text. But I enjoyed writing about this.
Next stop. Golden Time!
Tjohoo
BTW! Does anybody know the Romanian girls name?I am happy for you. You lost your fkk virginity. LOL
Think that I lost mine one at Palace, when many guys says it's the worst place for newbies, too many sharks, in fact I spent a lot first time, I was like a rocco in one of his movies, all time horny. Two years are passed from that time. By the way I like Palace and its kino. So dirty sex overthere. LOL
No problem for the advices, I think it's a must step we have all to try and describe, and remember that there is no one method to be sure that a girl will be a perfect session. Just time by time you will observe some details, you will sum experience, and you just avoid some common mistakes of the newbies.
I hope will follow next reports from you!
Bye
Basketcase
08-03-09, 19:25
That's if you're running. I used 9 minutes from the station to Samya, walking reasonably fast. Going back takes a little longer, as you have to cross a bridge above the tracks.
I am usually running to get to the FKK. I just want to get into the action.
Zelatrix is pretty fit too.
Does Samya (http://www.samya.de/start.php ) offer places for sun bathes ?
Thanks
Does Samya (http://www.samya.de/start.php ) offer places for sun bathes ?
Thanks
No. The only outside area is covered.
Uncle Volodya
08-13-09, 20:44
Wow another great visit to Samya! I was there last Tuesday. About a dozen ladies but no Russian/German/Czech/Hungarians. Amira, whom I was hoping t try, was not there (I think the only day that week that she wasn’t working). About 75% Romanian girls, a few Turkish and Persian, a very cute Thai girl and a bouncy African girl too. I was a bit unhappy with the Romanian girls as I have never really received top notch GFE with them in the past. I find them a bit too business like and also that they don’t DFK (one of my favorite parts about FKK). I much prefer Czech or Hungarian girls who always seem to be much more into the sex. Do any of you guys feel the same way? In any case, I didn’t let this prejudice get the better of me and I ended up having a really good time.
After showering an relaxing a bit with a couple of Paulaners I finally made my move. First up was Kung, sexy Thai cutie with nice bolt-ons and lovely long and silky hair. She also had a scorpion tattoo over her right boob (unfortunately). We made our way to the couch for some chit chat. No couch action but she seemed to warm up to my rudimentary Thai (Kuhn suay mak.) and we made our way upstairs. Upstairs she gave me a nice GFE with plenty of DFK. Wonderful BJ and tight pussy (now I remember why I love Thai girls so much!!) I had one of the mirrored rooms so I really got to enjoy seeing her terrific Barbie like body as we pumped away in a variety of positions. After round 1 she gave me a relaxing massage and I was soon ready for round 2. Stayed the full hour and gave her 75 plus 5 tip. Great experience and a definite repeat!
After 2 pops I was a bit beat so I stumbled down to refuel with some grub and more paulaners. They had the grill going in the garden and the food was quite good: steak, chicken, brats and a great rice dish. Best food I have ever had there. I guess they make it a regular thing in the summer.
Anyhow, soon enough I was ready for my next girl. But it was very difficult to choose s there were 3 or 4 sexy girls that really caught my eye. I finally chose a very pretty middle Eastern girl, Neli. Turned out she was Persian – something I had never tried before, so I was sold from the get-go. Again very limited couch action, so I took her upstairs. She had beautiful Persian kitty eyes and a very shapely but. Sex was a little mechanical, and not GFE. She allowed some kissing at first, but not deep. After I stole a few deep kisses she turned her head away. But I really enjoyed her bbbj, with me standing on the bed and checking out her curves in the mirror. She had a luscious pear shaped ass. A good experience but I am not really sure I would repeat with all the other lovely girls on the menu.
Back downstairs for a bit more food and a few more beers. As I knew I wouldn’t be coming back again anytime soon, I was determined to do a third round. I had a really tough time choosing between a teen aged looking Romanian, a statuesque German brunette (I think) and another Romanian girl with really huge knockers. (Life is hard!) I started exchanging glance sand smiles with the Romanian teen and we were soon on the couch chatting. Her name was Aneta (or something like that). Tall and thin with perky little boobies, dark hair, and a definite teen look to her. She spoke no English and no German and was fresh off the boat. Nevertheless I managed to get her laughing and smiling. Absolutely zero couch action. She actually playfully slapped my hand away a couple of times! This is usually a bad sign, but I decided to take a risk take her upstairs as I was entranced by that young body.
Things started off badly: After taking off my robe and lying down on the bed she said; “now we sleep”. This ticked me off a bit and I tried telling her that I would just give her 20 euro to end the session there and then. But she didn’t understand a word I said. Anyhow nature got the better I was soon kissing and nuzzling her boobies and neck and had one hand rubbing her little pink pussy. After a little while she was nice and wet and we transitioned into a 69.Lovely young pussy and lithe and tight teenage body shifting squirming on top of me. Heaven! I think she was really enjoying it too as I had her oohing and ahhing. After the 69 we started off sex with her on top. She was extremely tight and could only get it in slowly and partially. This was a real turn on! (I know I AM a sick bastard) Her pussy soon loosened up and we were pounding away. Finished in doggy while tugging at her hair. I was enjoying her young body so much that I decided to take her for the full hour and a second round. What a fantastic experience! I would definitely repeat! Despite the fact that there was no DFK I really enjoyed her and I think she would warm up to me if I saw her again (can anybody find me a job in Cologne?)
Went back downstairs spent and happy, planning to have a few more beers and hit the road as I had a flight out the next morning. Just then I ran into ****, a guy I had met my previous trip to Samya in May. He is a great guy and we had an awesome time knocking back beers, comparing notes on the girls, and just talking about life. He was there with a buddy of his who was also a cool dude. As per my recommendation his buddy had a great session with Kung (my Thai chick) and a so-so one with Anita (the Romanian teen).
Soon enough I and **** were accosted by this tall Romanian girl. I never really got her name. She was a real shark, but with a very nice lithe body and blonde streaks in her hair. She also had a tongue piercing and a scorpion tattoo on the back of her neck (or maybe on her back shoulder).Does anyone know her? My friend, **** suggested that we both take her up to the room, and I acquiesced (again against my better judgment). We also wanted to take Kung with us but she politely declined, saying that she had never done that sort of thing. We had a great time with **** pounding away in doggy as I got a bbbj form the Romanian girl. Turned out to be a lot of fun. I just wish I had more energy and that I was able to cum. I was already up to 5 pops for the night which I guess is my limit. Nevertheless I would do it all over again. It only ended up costing us 50 euro each. A definite bonding experience with a new friend!
Bruised battered and spent, we went downstairs to have a few more beers before closing. **** and his friend were nice enough to give me a ride to my hotel in the center (saving me 20 Euro – not only am I a dirty bastard but a cheap one too). They will soon be in the states on business and we agreed to meet up. I just hope I can show them a good enough to me with the limited offerings we have out here. Maybe I can take them on a trip to TJ. If anyone has any suggestions about mongering in San Francisco please let me know.
All in all a great trip. I didn’t get to try Amira. Also not much in the GFE department (except for my Thai girl an kind of with the Romanian teen). But I did get a refresher in the charms of Thailand, I got to try a Persian girl for the first time and I had my teen sex fantasy fulfilled. Plus I made some new friends too.
Samya I love ya! Thanks to Ali for running such a wonderful place. I can’t wait to come back!
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Hi all
Visited Samya in May. Had 2 sessions.
1. Niky, Brunette about 22-23 yo with very nice face and body. German, but Turkish or Iranian origin. So-so session. Repeat? Definitely no.
2. Micky, slim brunette from Romania, 24 yo. She does not speak german, only English, but very well. Nice session. Repeat? Yes.
Eurotikfuhrer
09-02-09, 22:02
Following on from my eulogy on the death of FKK Mediteran (formerly FKK Mondial), I ventured to FKK Samya only from memory of the name of the club, without directions or notes. I chose this merely by lack of choice and disappointment following FKK Mediteran's closing and decided to make this an exploration in search of quality that I came to expect from Deutschland.
Hailing a taxi from the Hauptbahnhof was a waste of 20 euro to Samya, being that it was located 6 min from Michaelhoven on the S-16 which would have been free, but I arrived to a suitable replacement and enjoyed the pleasures that were offered.
Upon entry I received the standard rubber flip-flops and a robe which was hooded (a slight change from the standard white collar robes in other clubs) that displayed the name of the club on the back.
Since I showered in preparation for loving at Mediteran, and had no intercourse yet on this day, I simply removed all garments, minus my white and gold dolce shades. I felt this to be a funny way of standing out from the other clients, being new to this club was also an added bonus.
I made my way up the steps and entered the bar/lounge while scoping out the entire scene. There seemed to be approximately fifteen girls ranging from 4 to 8 out of 10 in sex appeal and appearance. I found none of their bodies to be outstanding or extraordinary, nor did they wear the type of lingerie or stilettos that you'd see at FKK Artemis, but still very do-able and acceptable for my standards and taste.
I prefer women with a hourglass figure, similar to silouettes or brazilian girls shaped with large breasts, slim waists, very round and tight asses in proportion to their breast size and soft, smooth, shapely legs to compliment the package. I do prefer european women to have black hair, as these tend to be the wilder and more passionate type in bed, but like the tanned brazilians that are blonde also. The hair and tan is an instant turn on that unsheathes my spear for stabing instantaneously.
Many a night in Artemis and S'candalo, I've sampled flawless beauties which made my tool extend like Liono's thundercats sword, multiplying by powers of 10 in seconds beneath my robe. In my opinion, those 2 clubs are unmatched in quality within the EU and have no competition were quality, quantity, and service are concerned.
On the contrary, I've toured the clubs of Switzerland, Austria, and Prague by train earlier this year and have encountered some of the lowest quality girls working in very well laid out clubs, that appear very appetizing outside, yet have no skill for sex in the bedroom. One of these was FKK Goldentime in Vienna seen here: http://www.goldentime.at/site/ This was a major disappointment compared to the style in which they advertise themselves on the site.
The girls there do not enjoy sex, and I refused to pay for their lackluster performance or pathetic excuse for it, and notified the manager immediately after exiting their holes and walking out to the receptionist to promptly voice my disappointment.
This club www.dolcevita-nachtcafe. De in Dusseldorf is another example of hyped up crap that is a club of worse than pathetic origins and service. I'll save those reports for a future date, but inform you now of the experience you can expect in efforts to see your euros go towards better satisfactions than disappointments.
Returning to the topic, I scowered the lounge room taking in all the girls around me, of which most were nude and talking amongst themselves. One memorable one was about my height at 5 ft 11 with her ass bent completely over the barstool as I passed by. She saw how I was paying particular attention to the waist and lower body of each woman and saw her opportunity to advertise her display to me by exposing her soft and smoothly unblemished cheeks with a very pink and shapely clit to me as I reached the end of the room around the entrance to the bartender's area.
I delightly did as my mind and tool told me, by standing up behind her without a word, and grinding my hard spear against her body in simulation of entering battle without any helmet and inserted my index and middle finger into her vagina for a taste of the water's temperature before hopping into the pool. She was soft and warm, with a beautiful smile and slim figure, very tasty girl with a look like she enjoyed a long cock like mine between her legs while my balls banged against her clit at a high velocity. I was imagining ramming her like the pistons in a ferrari engine at very fast revolutions. I'd rev her out until she screamed and I grabbed her neck with a soft choke to let her know that I felt her vibe and might sample her first. She leaned back and seemed to move with me like she knew what I wanted which was beautiful. I love being with a girl that moves with me without speaking, and she seemed a great choice to begin with. Her nipples were smaller than I preferred and she was a blonde, but I didn't seem to mind very much at that moment. I then suddenly remembered that I just entered one room, didn't view upstairs or outside and had a rule of doing this before sampling, so I got her name and kept a mental note for returning. I gave her a kiss and walked onward to the outdoor area where food was cooking on a grill. She seemed to want to follow me and reached to hold onto my cock while walking with me. However, a friend called her and she soon disappeared.
I then returned inside and spotted a portugese girl named Alethia that looked like she was Brazilian. Her shape was right with very large tits, a round ass, waist slightly larger than ideal but still curvy with a form and figure that I loved to have sex with.
I promptly looked back around in shock of not noticing her the first time in the room, then confidently approached with a "Guten abend mein leibe frau, wie gehts du? Du liebe fikken mich? " Which was a broken german greeting and invitation to sex that I commonly amused myself with. She replied in German with yes to all and I then did the quick "Du sprecken zie English? " To switch it up and return to my native tongue. She said yes and I asked about where she was from and all the other curiosities while we grabbed a lounge chair nearby and fondled each other with deep gazes of lust. Her breasts seemed to be very appetizing at that moment and I just dove into them like a candy basket with my hands while we talked. She said that my cock might be too big for her, but she still wanted to try sex with me. I told her not to do it if she thinks it'll be pain, because I can switch from lovemaking to pure ravishing in seconds which would be unpleasant for a woman of appeal like her to try to escape.
She laughed at my candor and honesty, but told me not to worry and that she'd like me to come with her. After some kisses and more sex talk to build her appetite up for the pounding she was unaware of soon receiving, she got the key and I followed her up the steps with my hands all over her waist, ass and legs on the way. She asked me if I liked her body while we entered the room and laughed at how much I was all over her from behind, but when she saw the spear of Longinus extended in full display, holding my towel in midair in front of me, she displayed signs of fear at my 3rd leg that she'd receive her fucking from.
She told me that my cock was a monster, and grabbed it while oogling over the size and shape with its similarity to a perfect glass replica that she had in her bag, though smaller in size to my natural weapon. I could take no more of this conversation and like Michael Douglas in Fatal Instincts, I grabbed her waist and pushed her against the wall with little force. Then I kissed her lips like a lover who wouldn't be seeing her again before leaving for war.
I moved all around her lips and her nose. She sucked my lips and seemend to not want to let go.
The blood in my entire body began to surge to my cock and I felt it growing longer still as it extended between her legs in a position standing up where I could have held her up and fucked her with no helmet.
I had the rush and feeling of really wanting to just ravish her all up there and then, but wanted to relax and savor all of her. I ran my hands all over her and had her in a choking position, though softly, while she seemed intent on oiling my cock and jacking me off while we kissed.
I then spun her around and began to spank her while I kissed her neck and back. She asked me to hit her harder, which made me stop and realize that this girl liked to be fucked hard, which drove me insane in a very positive way. I could bear no more foreplay. She spun around again and pushed me onto the bed, but was too weak to move me there.
I backed away and let her get onto the bed as I kissed her and put my own condom on to enter missionary quickly.
Her walls were hot and very soft. It was perfection. I felt like I was shooting an automatic rifle into quicksand.
She took all of me with ease and wanted more with each stroke. I stretched and opened her up all the way without difficulty and gave her a good 10 minutes of dfk and fucking. I love to have my toungue in her mouth and my cock in her pussy simultaneously. Its an indescribeable feeling. No pleasure in this world is greater than good quality sex.
She seemed to want to give back the feeling I got from her, which I really appreciated and made room for.
I hopped out of her pussy and she flung off the condom quickly. To my surprise she downloaded my cock faster than a T1 connection and slurped my spear with the skill of a magician. I watched as she jerked and sucked with personal pleasure and held her head while I face fucked her in pure extacy. She could have continued the entire night without complaint as I would never cum from oral sex, but the feeling was miraculous. The head of my cock began to swell from blood pressure and it was a sign that my extension was in zenith, ready to pierce the victim and deliver the magnum opus session.
I told her that I wanted to fuck her very hard and we entered a position where I sat on my own feet in the bed with her legs spread out on my lap and her hands back on the bed behind her. It was sort of like twister but I held her waist and fucked her with my cock out fully like an animal. I gave her 150 rpm and reved her out with the passion she craved for.
I then kissed her very deeply and flipped her over to doggystyle, but in my format of holding her arms back and again, with my knees bent, She sat on my cock and rode me from behind. I fucked her hard pushing her forward but brought her back again to ride me while holding her arms tightly. This maximized her pleasure and she began to scream out in excitement.
I fucked her very hard in this position for over 30 minutes at a constant pace and she loved every second.
I began to spank her and let her hands go, while she held onto the headboard and we fucked in proper doggystyle.
Then I started to fuck her with all of my might and slightly chocked her with my hands around her neck and a finger in her mouth.
Her walls got very hot inside and I felt my semen bubbling to a boil inside like a tea kettle.
I began to go so hard that I felt I might be hitting her uterus and ovaries opening up new parts at the top of her midsection.
She used her muscles to contract and move from side to side with my strokes and I could take no more at this point.
I erupted with a scream and felt the largest amount of cum in months began to pour from my cock into the helmet.
She continued to ride me for 5 more minutes until I drained all of it out and exited her love hole.
She said to me that my sex was the best she had this year, and perhaps longer. We talked for another 20 minutes there on the bed after laughing at our chemistry and body language. She lived in Deutschland since she was six or so, and worked in over 20 clubs between Germany, Spain, and Brazil for the past 3 years.
She knew many of the clubs that I've been to. Artemis in particular and we talked about some news of creating more clubs that the owner had scrapped due to hateful communities in the Bayern zones of Munich and others in Germany that frowned upon FKK clubs in their communities.
I kissed her for a while longer and we walked down toward the showers where I paid her 50 euro and thanked her for the hour and 15 minutes that we spent together. This followed by a smile to myself thinking how much I got for barely nothing. Then showered and returned upstairs to meet Sir Zelatrix and sample more of these ladies.
To be continued.
Eurotikfuhrer
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Returning to the topic, I scowered the lounge room taking in all the girls around me, of which most were nude and talking amongst themselves.
When I was at Samya about half a year ago, the girls were topless, not nude. I was there on a Friday and a Saturday.
So I wonder if Samya has changed into a true FKK club, or if some days (Sundays?) are FKK days?
Eurotikfuhrer
09-03-09, 22:36
masayama, the girls are mostly nude.
i'd say that 3 out of 10 were either wearing panties or a makeshift skirt which was exposing their clit and worn high on their waists.
the portuguese girl i had, alethia, was wearning a black sort of skirt, but she had no panties on, and it was maybe 4 inches long at most.
her entire body, tits, ass, and clit was visible. like i said with the first girl i saw, she was fully nude.
samya is a full fkk and i have nothing but good things to say about this club.
so, continuing on with my report, i showered and looked around the bottom floor to discover that there was a small enclave which was interestingly outdoors that had a nice exposure to fresh air with seating room for two or three.
this was at the end of a room containing showers, many lawn chairs, a sauna room, and massage room seperately.
i was pleased with what i saw from this smaller sized club and had the impression that the management cared about the operation they
were running, which made me smile as i returned upstairs for more action.
naturally, after beating the first pussy, i tend to scope out the scene carefully to ensure that my next session tops the first.
i want my night to gradually rise in experience and was patient to observe the reactions of other clients after returning from
their sessions or just observing each appealing girl's body language and conversations.
i stood near the entrance to the bar room for a few minutes and nothing caught my eye immediately.
i was eager to taste some of the grilled menu outside in the patio area, but my appetite wasn't particularly high at that moment.
it was then that i returned inside and was introduced to sir zelatrix who inquired about my prior session with alethia and shared
various bits of useful and ineresting info on beautiful ladies of pleasure in nearby territories.
we had an excellent chat and discussed some clubs we'd both visited previously and had a pause to grab a beverage from the convenient
and very generously stocked fridge in the bar/lounge.
a few of the guys to our left were becoming exceedingly intoxicated and shouting loud meaningless phrases to the girls in german,
which boggled my mind. my senses become enhanced around nude ladies with appealing appearances, and i prefer to keep my sharpness
and overall profile on a respectable level so these girls don't avoid fucking with the drunk idiot that may do something dumb in the room.
nonetheless, my mind closed out the drunkard and zelatrix was kind enough to show me the top floor which contained a quite impressive
sportsbar lounge, with plush couches, perhaps 5 or 6 widescreen plazma screens of sports and more generously stocked beverages with
fruits in baskets, also open for sampling.
i voiced my appreciation and positive impresssion that fkk samya made on me that night. this club is not huge, but it's size is larger
than fkk mediteran was, and with three floors that had ample space for fucking, lounging, pleasure, relaxation, and a quality atmosphere
i could definetly see myself returning. in fact, i've already booked another flight with easyjet in 3 weeks.
zelatrix had to leave soon and bid me an excellent night on his journey to fkk goldentime. i'd never been to this one in nrw and
wished him an excellent time. hopefully, he'll post his report for my review if i choose to take the drive over to bruggen.
after his departure, i relaxed in this room for another 20 minutes watching a few girls come and go. the time was close to 11:30 pm
at this point, and with the time spent conversating with my comrade, i had 90 minutes to make the most of my sampling options.
i found a blonde girl from germany with a perfect figure. slim waist, round ass, shapely legs and juicy lips. she was just my height
and the right size for pumping with a waist that was trim and good for holding at the sides while adoring her figure.
i found her in the changing room for the girls upstairs to the right hallway leading past the men's bathroom.
i was washing my hands after eating an orange and about to leave the sportsbar lounge when i saw her putting on lipstick in a mirror.
i asked her if she'd go to the room with me now, but she replied that she had an appointment. i got her name, which i think was
erica, and she got mine. i told her i wanted to see her next, but never did, as another guy downstairs decided to handcuff her like a
spouse for the entire night, well past 01:00 am when i finally selected my third session.
upon returning downstairs, i found alethia again, and my cock immediately rose to attention. i pitched a tent within my robe and
presented it to her with an offer to repeat our session with her other friend from argentina. the monage was something i couldn't
resist as i wanted her to give me oral again, with another girl fighting for my tool at the same time.
her friend was a slimmer and prettier version of her, with the curves to satisfy my true desires and i when alethia walked over to
her friend, she explained the deal and we three ventured upstairs to handle our business.
when i entered the room, they both began to grab my cock while reaching in to kiss me and themselves at the same time.
i enjoyed kissing both of them, one at a time for a few minutes and instructed them both to kiss and lick each other which they
happilly did. they didn't seem to put on a show, as they fingered standing up and really held each other tightly with passion like
i would have done, and i joined them on the bed to alethia to use her face as a chair for her friend, while receiving oral from
the seated one.
this carried on for quite some time as i stood up and let her massage my balls and shaft with her lips. she was very juicy and
into her sex. i liked her gazing and would definetly make love to her at a slow pace if i had her alone that night.
however, that didn't come to pass and instead, i had them both then and there standing up bending over the bed while i moved into one
hole stand up doggy style as she kissed her friend next to her. i'd spend 30 strokes or so in one and switch to the other, which
felt marvelous. i told them to hug each other while i fucked one from behind and had the other kissing and licking, and had
them go into 69 on each other on the bed, while i took a turn in one from doggystyle, and the other from missionary.
all in all, this lasted for perhaps 50 minutes, and i came on both of their asses in the end, removing my condom and bodypainting their
cheeks and legs with my signature in semen. i felt rather satisfied at that point and kissed them both on the lips with their
fair remuneration.
my night was very relaxing after this, with the exception of the loud and screaming dudes that seemed to take pleasure in yelling at
the girls. there was a taller one that caught my eye. dark hair, northern italian looking with very pale skin. she had a statuesque
figure with a rather soft looking ass that was shaped nicely. she looked like a slutty type that enjoyed long stroking with a
hard cock between her legs but her face wasn't really appealing to me and i felt i could do better.
there were a few table dances at the bar with a few girls that were shorter, less curvy, more like clones and too common looking
to remember. at around 01:15 a few of the lights came on with slower music which was an indication that management seemed to feel
ready to wrap up the party. i walked back upstairs not quite ready to leave and saw the german girl from earlier in sky blue
panties now, but still topless and with her husband talking very closely in her face and stroking her hair.
he seemed to be infatuated with her, and asked her to get the key for another session before the night was over. i laughed out loud
at this because i knew then that the girl wasn't telling me lies. she did have an appointment, but it was for the entire night.
this man would have better spent his time with an escort for 4 hours, but he fell in love with an fkk girl.
my initial desire to sample her was erased and i couldn't comprehend how this man managed to defend others from entering her legs all
night long. i thought perhaps he may have paid her extra to be monogamous with him for the night, but these thoughts quickly
left my mind as my focus returned back onto myself and my hunt for the final kill.
i found a romanian girl who kept laughing without cease, as if she was nervous or just an idiot. her body was petite and slim
she had a schoolgirl look about her which interested me. as a young man, i prefer experienced women in their 30's that tend to
feel confident and comfortable enough with sex to satisfy me, know how to please me, and to take my lead in bed.
however this schoolgirl look made me excited to stretch her walls out inside, and to also control her body a little with perhaps
a few loud screams of pain.
i didn't even give her much of a convo, as i took her hand and asked her to come with me, but to first return downstairs for the key.
she spoke no english or german as i tried both on the way into the bar, and she told me that she was from romania.
this was none of my concern at this moment, as i was focusing on her lime green bikini panties and her soft breasts which stood
on her chest firmly without hanging. i almost picked her up and raced to the room with her for a wild ravishing.
i was like an untamed animal after the door closed as i peeled her clothes off and threw her onto the bed with deep kissing and
wandering hands all over her legs, pussy, and ass. she smelled very sweet with perfume and her hair was washed with a different
shampoo than what was available downstairs, which told me that i must've found a new one.
she took my lead and spread her legs out wide while applying gel to my cock with the condom and i reved her out in all directions.
her legs were high in the air at one point, while doing a complete split at another. i chocked her softly from behind while
standing up in doggystyle and i also fucked her in cowgirl for an extended period which she enjoyed hopping up and down on
my pogo stick a great deal. i held her hands the entire time and let her give me oral for about 10 minutes before a condom went back on.
it was then that i watched her ass shake as i began to grind her and got very turned on by her cumming all over my cock as it slid
in and out.
i laid on top of her and did pushups into her ass with my cock while softly chocking her and ejaculated very deeply with a loud
scream. i heard girls outside laughing and knocking on the door but this made no difference to me as i wasn't concerned unless
they wanted some of this too. she let me release and get hard again inside, but after 20 more minutes of pounding, my reserves
were empty and the time was reaching 02:00 am which made me concerned as to how relaxed management was with overtime.
i slid out of her reluctantly, but fully satisfied and impressed by her sex appeal and performance. we talked for another 10 min
about the clubs she worked at, which was in very broken english and no german. she worked in fkk palace before and lived in
frankfurt with another girl who was waiting outside the door with a very anxious look of concern for her friend's wellbeing.
as we walked downstairs i noticed that the music stopped and that all the men but one had left. an elderly man with a thai lady
who didn't appeal to me were hugging and kissing like longtime lovers. i walked downstairs into the shower with the romanian girl and
massaged her with soap and water while her friend talked to her from outside watching us. i confidently continued like it was normal
and we washed each other while playing with each other until we were clean again and got our towels to dry off.
by this time, her friend was upset, and i realized what was occuring. they were driving back to their flat in frankfurt tonight
and i was making her friend late by overstaying the normal time limit. i laughed and returned to my locker to change back into
my clothes and paid her 50 euro with a tip of 10 more for the extra time and appreciation for not rushing and continuing the loving.
i appreciated that and had to let her know that quality should be rewarded and recognized.
the madam who collected my entry fee was kind enough to ask me if i needed a taxi when i returned upstairs and i accepted her
offer and thanked her for the courtesy. i also pocketed a few of the club's cards and 2 more bottles of juice from the fridge while
thanking management for a very hospitable and courteous club that cared for the quality service it provided to customers.
i waited by the door to leave while talking to the madam about other clubs that i've been to and how samya compares.
my girl from romania came by to say goodnight and kissed me on the lips again before leaving out for the long drive back to frankfurt.
i told the madam that the girls here weren't all flawless or breathtaking, but they were quality and not disappointing at all.
their service was genuine, which is rare as many clubs seem to have a culture of providing mechanical sex and closing a quick
deal to ensure the revenues from the deal without providing any initiative to return for another service.
even though she explained that the girls of samya are independent and have their own personalities, that the club encourages
a positive atmosphere with companionship and a good time to to ensure repeat business. this is what i really respected fkk samya
for, as the management seemed to know exactly what customers wanted and operated from their point of view.
i said a final goodbye to all, and promised my return. the drive home was relaxing and i slept very peacefully at my hotel
recalling the sessions of the night which increased in pleasure just as i planned them to be.
as i said to sir zelatrix, when one door is closed, another opens somewhere else, and i've now found my club in koln to replace
fkk mediteran. long live fkk samya and may she see longer days than mediteran.
i hope to sample some of the ice cream and cake deserts, with the grilled cuisine and enjoy more of the relaxing sportsbar scene
on my next visit. i'd like to revive it from a quiet lounge to the public sex room similar to that of a kino, where i might display
my sexual prowess and stamina to the other ladies entering in for a taste of what they can expect to receive from the fuhrer.
"deutschland ist das uberland in der welt!" if only these clubs were in every city on the planet.
fortunately for me, i live nearer to deutschland than i did a few years ago, and the eu passport will soon be mine with
ambitions of enjoying these pleasures daily. possibly even creating a club of my own to compete with the likes
of samya, or even the legendary artemis.
that ends this report. i'd now like to post a historical trip to berlin with recollections of my encounters in glorious artemis.
i hope this post was useful for all those seeking a satisfying experience in koln and would appreciate feedback from anyone
who has experienced quality from another club in nrw that delivers on this level or higher.
the only other one worth mentioning for me is fkk heavensgate in dorsten, which i'll also post a historical report on.
eurotikfuhrer
Basketcase
09-04-09, 02:39
When I was at Samya about half a year ago, the girls were topless, not nude. I was there on a Friday and a Saturday.
So I wonder if Samya has changed into a true FKK club, or if some days (Sundays?) are FKK days?
Masayama,
I was at Samya on Saturday, 29 August. All the girls were topless and wore small G strings or skimpy panties. If you like big droopy tits then pretty much half of the 40 girls working would be up your street. I had not seen so many pretty and big busted women in ages!
I was at Samya on Saturday, 29 August. All the girls were topless and wore small G strings or skimpy panties. If you like big droopy tits then pretty much half of the 40 girls working would be up your street. I had not seen so many pretty and big busted women in ages!
Thanks for the info!
Not much change since I was there, then. I rather prefer small, perky tits, and hate implants, but at Samya at least I can see what I get in that respect, unlike some of the other clubs in NRW.
I still wonder if Eurotikfuhrer has a different interpretation of "nude" than I have, or if he actually was there on an FKK day. Maybe I should go there on a Sunday next time, although that means having to take Monday off from work.
Basketcase
09-06-09, 10:31
Samya had a decent line up and was relaxed. Not as crowded as last Saturday when the place was augmented by 20 Finnish visitors.
The usual customer faces from last time and it was cool that they rememebered this foreigner and came over to say hi and shake my hand. I was with two other companions on their debut visit so I showed them around.
Interesting was that the three most popular girls: Cornelia (Poland), Barbara and one other which we could not recall, had a booking system run through the thekefrau as to avoid a cluster fuck for their services. You placed your name with the thekefrau who allocates you a spot on her work schedule. We tried to book relatively late for Cornelia but she was all booked until 03:00 closing time so we will try to call ahead next time we visit.
Long haired blond Cornelia was very demure in outlook but her visuals were spectacular. A cool blond, tall, slim, decent C cups. When sitting with her clients she paid absolute attention to them as a devoted wife would her loving husband. Holding him by his arm and sitting snugly in the crook of his arm on the sofa making conversation as any skilled courtesan would from Renaissance Italy.
My vey observant colleague picked this booking system up when a stunning light brown haired haired girl was led by the hand into the main bar area by the blond thekefrau and taken to a customer and introduced. We had not seen her during our entire visit since guys were attending to her in her room as booked. My colleague enquired of the thekefrau what the story was and was told that the Samya popular girls were prebooked by customers to prevent guys stalking them.
My colleague described Samya as Atlantik in Hanau on Steroids since Samya is a bit bigger being over 4 levels and had a bigger line up. A target rich environment. Lots of Czech and Slovakian girls. Also a stunning Russian blond that likes to dance.
Amira (Germany) says their clientele are international so non Germans are most welcome as well as the local Burgesses of Koeln.
Malene / Caty the spinner blond Finnish girl was not working or she may have been working and was all booked up so we never saw her.
Also not spotted was Anca (Romania) formerly of Golden Time. Anca makes me laugh and I have a good time with her out of the room like we do with Romina (Romania). She does a funny free lesbian show to get you to laugh or get interested in a bit of business.
I recently spent a couple of days at Samya. I was very impressed with the line up and feel that I now have enough experience of other clubs to make an objective assessment, although of course this is assessed against my own tastes.
Now that I have more experience of other clubs I did notice that standards of cleanliness werent up to those of say GT or VV. For example I noticed the transparent plastic top of a disposable razor on the floor in the shower area on Saturday and it was still their Sunday. One of the sinks in the latrine really needed some attention. No where near bad enough to put me off, but its worth mentioning.
The downstairs refurb is coming on nicely. I am hoping they will install a jacuzzi as I really miss this having been spoilt at Oase & GT.
EF I enjoyed chatting to you and am pleased you had a good time. Hope to see you again. I was relieved to read that you werent entirely serious with the sunglasses as when I first saw you with them I did double take.
Z
Thanks for your report Z. Your wise words along with those of Basketcase persuade me that Samya is a place worth visiting.
When it comes to cleanliness, it is hard to beat GoldenTime. None of the other big clubs (Oase or World for example) can match it for cleanliness. There are staff who seem to be permanently on a cleaning route in GT.
Now that I have more experience of other clubs I did notice that standards of cleanliness werent up to those of say GT or VV.
Z
Interesting was that the three most popular girls: Cornelia (Poland), Barbara and one other which we could not recall, had a booking system run through the thekefrau as to avoid a cluster fuck for their services.This is a little surprising. I was at Samya over a year ago and this system was not in place. But it does make sense. Cornelia is an absolute gem. The pictures on the site do not do her justice. But I guess this does not make a difference for her business.
Thought I would promote you even if its just for this post. Let me know if you book a trip to Samya. I have two in the diary and more brewing for Dec Jan & Feb.
Happy to advise on travel arrangements etc if required.
Just be aware that the girls wont approach you, so you need to introduce yourself if you want to escort them to a room.
If you like a beer they have 5 or 6 brands to enjoy. They are in fridges on the first and top floors, you just help yourself.
Enjoy.
Z
I'll be in Dusseldorf for 3-4 days this coming november. If any of you gents are around, I will be planning to hit up Samya, Oase and Living Room. PM me if you're planning to hit up any of those clubs.
Basketcase
09-09-09, 07:40
I'll be in Dusseldorf for 3-4 days this coming november. If any of you gents are around, I will be planning to hit up Samya, Oase and Living Room. PM me if you're planning to hit up any of those clubs.
Hi N O R E,
This is possible.
On another note we are still awaiting your trip reports from your prior visit to Germany to give back to the forum.
Cheers,
This is a little surprising. I was at Samya over a year ago and this system was not in place. But it does make sense. Cornelia is an absolute gem. The pictures on the site do not do her justice. But I guess this does not make a difference for her business.
I had a little chat with Cornelia on my last visit to Samya, she came across as a bright Intelligent girl, I can see why she's so popular, wished I'd taken her upstairs now, oh well maybe next time.
Thank you very much Zelatrix for both the promotion and also for the information. I do hope that we along with other crew members will be adventuring together again in the not too distant future. I will be in touch.
CD
Thought I would promote you even if its just for this post. Let me know if you book a trip to Samya. I have two in the diary and more brewing for Dec Jan & Feb.
Basketcase
09-13-09, 09:35
This is a little surprising. I was at Samya over a year ago and this system was not in place. But it does make sense. Cornelia is an absolute gem. The pictures on the site do not do her justice. But I guess this does not make a difference for her business.
Jay Dayz,
I too was surprised to learn that Samya had a booking system for their popular girls. I am sorry that the only names that my colleague remembered when he asked was Cornelia and Barbara. He did not recall the third girl and we thought it impolite to ask again.
On my previous visits to Samya I had gone with veterans of the establishment and they had not mentioned in their grand tour and round up of the girls at Samya that there was such a booking system as well. Maybe it was that Cornelia (Poland) and Barbara (?, maybe Poland) were not their types although indeed the two veterans had pointed out these lovelies to me as being popular girls and devoted to their stammgast when with them.
It was my observant colleague on this last visit that he noticed the thekefrau leading Barbara out to different men, introducing them and then Barbabra after having a refreshment and a chat with the man going off to the room. This made sense as the guys were booking with the thekefrau so it was the thekefrau that would know the guys that Barbara was booked by and would be the one introducing the punter to his booked girl.
Cornelia amongst Derin (Germany) and her two other tall, slim, good looking Polish friends would sit for hours in their towels looking like they were off limits. My experiences in the FKKs is that if a girl wraps her self in a towel to cover her breasts and her groin area then that means that they are not working. Some suggest that it could mean that they are cold but in most cases I think it means I am off limits right now.
One Burgess of Koeln went up to Cornelia in her towel and managed to get her to leave the lounge room for a session. I explained this to my colleague and he decided to try his luck with the towel wrapped Cornelia. He went to Cornelia who was sitting at a table with her blond Polish friends and aksed her name and whether she was free. Cornelia replied that she "I am waiting on my man". The point was that we had been observing Cornelia sitting at the table having a smoke for a good hour prior. We think the man before who got Cornelia when she was towel wrapped may have been on the of the guys who had booked her.
My friend then asked the thekefrau what the story was and then this was when the booking system was revealed. Men booked the girls they want for when they want or can fit them in. It seems the girls are obliged to wait for their man until they arrived. Maybe there are no shows, but you get that. I get the impression that the girls wait for the full time slot that you booked should you do turn up eventually.
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Samya
That was my last day of a five days NRW tour. Last night, I stayed in Bergrish Gladbach with colleagues from business. After the dinner, we wanted to venture some clubs nearby. As we don’t have wheels, we should rely taxis. The nearest club was Park Sauna Residenz, but as the line-up is reported shity, we wanted to go downtown Cologne. The best option was Samya. As this was 11 pm, we had the issue with those clubs who closes the doors as early as 1 am on Mondays. I wanted to visit the former Sud-Bad (Salon Rouge) which is supposed to be open till 3 am. When we get there, there were no sign that the club still operates (no light, no music sound coming out the club, all windows were dark, only two cars at the parking lot). However, we buzzed and waited a good two minutes, then a lady opened the front door and told us this is full inside and no room for new customer. Strange, this is the second time I am exited from a club, where there is no obvious customers at all. I guess they didn’t want to let in, a group of four guys with non speaking German.
Then, we headed to Samya, it was already 11.30 pm, and we had only one and a half hour inside the club. The owner of the club, Ali opened the door and told us there were 18 girls. I asked Merry, the thekefrau, if they have a special entrance price for short stays. Obviously, they don’t have a price for “kurze zeit” so we paid each, 50 Euro.
BC told me he went to Samya last Saturday and the line-up was amazing. But as we were very late, I didn’t see much girls there. Stefania, a big boobed Italian girl I booked last year, was there. There was another slim Italian girl from Venice. She was fine to talk in Italian, but too slim and too small to my taste. Soon, a colleague of mine (a young fellas, he is a real FKK virgin) joined our conversation and they soon went upstairs for a session. While we were waiting, as there were not much pretty girls, we had opportunity to chat with the owner of the club, Ali. Last time I was there, he was absent but his hunky brother Ahmet was there. Ali is more talkative. He says there were at this time 18 girls in the club but we can’t see much of them. They were a local football team in the club (in the upstairs) and they booked more than half of the girls (That makes sense, 11 girls to 11 players). I told Ali that I pretty much liked the new decoration of his club. The centrally located bar and more light in the contact area is much handy to check the girls. Ali told he appreciated it. And he invited all us for a next time to his club for free of charge (Thank you sir, but I don’t think I will revisit your club any sooner, on my next NRW visits, I will be pretty much located to Dusseldorf area).
Soon, it was 1 am and our fellow young fellas was still upstairs with the Italian chick. So the thekefrau Merry came to us and asked us if it is possible to change our clothes. We changed and keep waiting our colleague in the main lounge, with clothes on. They were Ali, Merry, two staff of the theke and one security and one girl, Stefania (she was with clothes, too). Ali still continuing the conversation with us, he speaks non-stop about the local issues, the economics, about anything. By that time, Merry offered us some coffee. It is 1.30 am and we were curious about our friend upstairs since one and a half hour. Ali asked Merry if they are still in the room and asked her to check the room, but she replies they are still in the room. Ali then sent Merry to check the room. Merry went upstairs, knocked their door. 15 minutes later, our fellas was on downstairs, paid and changed. We asked what happened, he told everything was normal, they had a slow and intimate session (Lucky young guy!), I ask how much he did pay for that session (nearly two hours). He told he paid 50 Euro and told the girl that his experimented big brothers (us actually) told him to pay just 50 (yes, that is true, but this was for half an hour). So, the girl didn’t react (Lucky guy!) and accepted that money (I guess that was a special price for young and handsome guy, not for old farts like us).
After Golden Time last night, another FKK visit without fucking. Somebody post previously that FKK is not only fucking, but this is a necessity (at least you should do an opener session otherwise, you return to your hotel room with a stiff cock and you don’t have always an opportunity to call a girl or neither to have a nice movie at hotels pay TV, as a contingency B plan! :)
On Wednesday the 16 of September I set sail on a trip to Germany to visit some clubs. I live in the far north of Europe where such hobbies are illegal and where one hour with a girl costs 300-350 euro. That compared to that a Ryan-Air round ticket (Far North to Düsseldorf Weeze) costed 15, yes 15, euro made the choice very easy for me.
My plan was to collect my rental car at Weeze airport and drive to Golden Time and spend the evening there, and then go to my hotel I Köln. The airplane was delayed and I feared that arriving at GT at around five would be too late, with just full parking lots and seas of ice bears as reward. So I changed my plans and postponed my GT-visit until next day.
I arrived in Köln at around five, and an hour later I parked at Kirshbaumweg 26a, in the garden of Samya. Friendly welcome and this time no question if I was there for the first time, maybe they have a sixth sense to recognize "new-bees", sorry I mean "first time visitors". The plan was to find a girl fast and do the first session, and then eat and use the sauna during the recovery time. Samya was in a party mood Wednesday evening. When I entered the room I was met by high music and dancing girls. One of them was a stunner with brown hair, low-twenties, who enjoyed every moment on the stage. I sat down with a coke, watched and thought for myself. Life can be good!
After the dance routine the girl came over next to me to get her handbag. We started to talk. Her name vas Lina. She had worked only a week in Samya but before that worked in Düsseldorf or Dortmund for three years. She behaved sweet and tender and she was nice to talk to (she had a little difficult to speak clearly, sort of a lisping). Once in the room the sweet and tender changed and she went wild and horny. She DFK as if she were about to eat me. She had a stunning body and she knew how to use that body and how to satisfy a man. It was a great session with a lot of different kind of activity, and a lot of eye contact. The only bad part of was that once I had finished it was all over. She sat up, said it was time to shower and we left the room to quick I think. But I would not hesitate to repeat with her.
I spent some hours eating, resting in the sauna and watching the girls in the bar. There where more dancing taking place. At one time a girl who looked just like Nelly Furtado danced naked on the stage in trance. The majority of the male population just stopped and watched with semi-open mouths.
I met two German men who had the system of having sessions with the same girl and then afterwards compare. We had a good conversation. It is a lot easier then I thought it would be to have contact with the other customers. Most of us seem to be outgoing and ready to talk, not just to women.
I had big difficulties deciding which girl I should session with next. There where plenty of candidates.
Suddenly I saw a young black-haired, not super thin, girl. I went up to her and started to talk. Her name was Vanesa and the she was from Czech Republic. She was rather new to the game, but seemed like a sweet girl. She spoke almost no English at all. We went to a room and she continued to be a sweet girl. She tried to please my every wish, but it is difficult to describe your wishes for someone you have no common language with. Vanesa was not as active as Lina, but she made up for that with her sweet soft 19 year old body. It was heaven in my opinion.
After the session I rested for a while and realized that I had done my deeds for that day. So I changed and went back to the hotel.
To be continued.
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My plan was to go early to GT on Thursday. But the great evening at Samya yesterday and the fact that I had seen plenty of women there that I wanted to session with, made me change my mind. So at 15:00 I knocked on the doors of Samya again.
Thursday turned out to be a slow day at Samya. Low music, slow pace among both men and women and almost no dancing. Damm, I like the dancing!
I soon ended up in a sofa together with Amalia, super thin, 24 year old girl who has been 2 years in Samya. We talked, she got me coffee and we got in a good mood together.
Then suddenly one of the female managers comes up and tells Amalia that she has a booking in 20-25 minutes. That was very disturbing in my opinion. Is that a common practice that after contact has been made, some one else can just make a booking? I also read about the list that some girls have in Samya. This sounds more like an escort-agency then a Sauna Club. Or is this common in all Sauna Clubs/FKK? It is a mood-killer in my opinion. You meet a girl, get all aroused, and then someone else just grab's her in front of your nose. I know that there are plenty more fish in the sea, but that is not the question I think.
Anyway, I was horny and Amalia was hot, so we rushed up to a room. We had a great quick session. First a short BJ and then I asked her to touch herself, she informed me that it was 25 euro extra so I figured out that it was better that I did that "work" myself. Strange, that to put a couple hairy male fingers in the pussy is free, but have her own fingers in there is 25 E extra. Anyway, she had a nice tight pussy that was great to play with. We finished the session with a great fuck in multiple positions for about 15 minutes. I would absolutely repeat with her if I get the opportunity.
When I was eating my food I got company, a guy from North America, who made his premiere visit to the club. We had a great and quite deep conversation about girls, relations, traveling and our "hobby".
Samya is a very well maintained club. The staff works hard and the place is clean. On Wednesday there were a cute girl in tight jeans and tight top working in the bar, and I can almost swear that she was there on Thursday as well, but then she was naked. Can that be right, or did I mistake myself?
Picking my second girl took some time. I had felt with Amalia that I had a little difficult to finish, I guess that three sessions in 24 hours, for an untrained 45 year old man don't pass unnoticed, so I knew that I had to pick wisely if I should have a chance for a forth success.
I ended up talking to a blond girl. She was sweet and I wanted to take her to a room. Her name was Julya. She had worked GT and World. She was only staying in Samya until Sunday and then she was off to a club in Switzerland. She was a real pro. Great sucking and caretaking of my cock. She had the prettiest pussy I have seen in my life. To bad that cameras are not allowed!!! We fucked for a long long time but she had to finish me with a hand job in the end. We took it slow and talked after the session. Great time in the room. I guess I could call it close to an GFE.
The GFE experience ended abruptly when I was to pay her. She said that her price was 50 E for 30 min and 100 for 60 min. I knew that it was against the house rules, but I was a weak, freshly fucked and a satisfied man, so I did not protest and paid her and kissed her good bye. Quick shower and then back to the hotel. When I drove out on Kirshbaumweg from the club a police car was standing on the other side of the road. It followed me and soon the red sign on the roof was on. They were not very friendly. They checked my driving license on the computer, checked the cars data and then made me take an alcohol test. Everything was OK and they sent me away. I guess it is easy to drink one beer to much on a night at a club, but I know that I will stay totally sober during my upcoming visits. And I hope that my next vistit will be soon. This hobby is very addictive!
Tjohoo!
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Hey there C2,
I was wondering what happened to ya the next night after GoldenTime. Now I know! Methinks you are getting fussy about who you go to the room with.
CD
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Samya
That was my last day of a five days NRW tour. Last night, I stayed in Bergrish Gladbach with colleagues from business. After the dinner, we wanted to venture some clubs nearby. As we don’t have wheels, we should rely taxis.
Basketcase
09-21-09, 23:40
Suddenly I saw a young black-haired, not super thin, girl. I went up to her and started to talk. Her name was Vanesa and the she was from Czech Republic. She was rather new to the game, but seemed like a sweet girl. She spoke almost no English at all. We went to a room and she continued to be a sweet girl. She tried to please my every wish, but it is difficult to describe your wishes for someone you have no common language with. Vanesa was not as active as Lina, but she made up for that with her sweet soft 19 year old body. It was heaven in my opinion.
Hi Tjohoo,
I too went with slim, young (19 years) long dark haired Vanessa (Czech Republic) as well. She did some really GFE kissing. Needs more work on her BBBJ but it was adequate enough and during fuck I think it was club standard. The reason why the session stood out was that we had been fooling around on the couch with her two Slovakian and one other Czech mates for the previous 1.5 hours and I just could not stop giggling during the session. I had met up with J from my home town and had come up from Frankfurt with an Ocean bear 1 from the land that Amerigo Vespucci gave his name to. J was in his element flirting with the SP and I was joining in working with our limited knowledge of Spanish, German, and whatever else that we could communicate in.
Towards the end of the session I was laughing so hard that I could not come. Vanessa took it all in her stride and was a bit bemused by it all since as I was fucking her she was looking up at me smiling and pulling faces at me.
I am really growing to like Samya.
As for the list the girls we know that are prebooked are Cornelia and Barbara. Maybe Amalia is also one. I expect any of the SPs can be booked with the thekefrau but it seems Barbara and Cornelia are the most constantly prebooked per the thekefrau.
Also Ali the owner and his thick set brother Amant are real swell guys. Hands on management and doing their best to make their clients' stay as welcome as possible.
Agree with Tjoho about quality at Samya. Went to Golden Times
on a Friday and it was packed. Lots of girls, too, but for whatever
reasons I decided I would come to Samya. Great decision, not as
many ladies but also much less mongers. I felt the choices were
much better than at GT and I am a boobie man but not ones that are enhanced and there were many great looking naturals.
Met Lila, 22 y.o. Polish girl with a gorgeous D rack, firm and natural
and great figure (10) all around. Face 8, Performance 8. Would definitely repeat. Said she has 2 y.o. girl so she only works weekends.
Had BBBJ.
Booking system at Samya is never mentioned on the German boards, which is curious.
maybe it is a form of foreign monger control? I can imagine Cornelia and Babs being fully occupied but a booking system .......afraid I smell a rat here.
Could it be that big Ali and his sidekicked are pissed at rollocking partying ISG members monopolising the trade for one and a half hours and never going to a room?
Could it also be that this reputation of being funsters now preceeds anyone talking English and Big Ali has decided on a code similar to that used in department stores to alert staff? In other words telling a girl she has a 'booking' in 25 minutes (wink, wink) is code for 'get the damned trick done within 25 minutes!'
As you can see me and my conspiracy theory fetish make me think you are being had. Which you will probably hotly deny.
The management at Samya haven't been that interested in mongers spending time as if they are in a disco - ever. And since they changed the layout clearly through trade is their priority.
But if someone can call ahead and make a booking, then do tell us, or walk in and book with the bardame. Don't see it working frankly.
She works in Parksauna Residenz and her new name is Rehanna.
I notice Ranja Is back at Samya again, she's back on their site, damm another excuse to head back to Samya, might go this Sunday or the Monday.
Day 3 of my trip, follows from my visit to Showboat. http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=941167&postcount=1027
I arrived at Koeln Hbf on the ICE train from Amsterdam at around 14:30.
Got a bed In my usual place to stay, www.hostel-cologne.de/ sorted my stuff out, and headed for the U-bahn, arrived at Samya around 17:30, got changed downstairs, as I went to shower I notice that the sauna and wellness area has been sealed off, they are doing some work In there.
Up In the bar got myself a beer and took a seat at the bar, quite a few ladies sat around, took my time to check the talent before choosing my first for the night. I noticed a couple of good looking blondes about the bar, maybe later, got some dinner and sat down. As I went to put my plate away I turned round and there was Ranja, she was very surprized to see me, but as usual she was busy with another customer lol, so got another drink and relaxed at the bar, making a mental list of who else I wanted to session with.
I was sat at the bar and I got talking to Leanna, she's 34 yr old but looks younger, Hungarian, tall at around 1.79 cm nice slim body, and dark hair.
Leanna dosn't speak much english, so we got along with a little German.
Well there was no sign of Ranja so when Leanna offered to take me upstairs I agreed. Had a very good time In the room, Leanna Is very wild and knows how to perform, had a half hour and went downstairs, now I checked the clock In the room when we started, and we were not overtime, but Leanna wanted €75, said we been 45 minutes, no way, I asked her to come with me upstairs to the managment, but she declined with some choice words In German.
So after my first session wasn't feeling to happy, just seemed like Leanna took me for a green newbie or something, as I returned to the bar there was Ranja sat at the bar, and she wanted me to take her upstairs, well I told her I'd just come down, so we got a drink and went for a chat outside, she told me how she had worked at Parksauna Residenz, nice place she said but not many customers, so she'd come back to Samya to make money, I can believe she makes good money there, as most of the night she was rarely sat waiting at the bar for customers, she allready had guys lined up a few hours In advance lol. She's a nice girl but a little crazy In a nice way, she spent 20 minutes with me then went off In search of her next customer.
Well the plan was to session with Ranja when she came back down, well I must of been sitting at the bar for over an hour with no sign of her, I got chating to a hot Spanish girl, her name was Yasmine, told me she was 28 yr old, but I thought she was younger, great olive skinned body, a well man made DD cup rack, and a very pretty face, Yasmine speaks very good english, with that sexy spanish accent of her! She Is fun to talk to, we were having some jokes In the bar, so when she offered to take me upstairs I was happy.
Yasmine was as good as I had hoped, had plenty of energy, and enjoyed riding me like a stallion lol, we did many positions and got quite Inventive,
In the end I was going to cum on her boobs, but she wanted €25 extra for this, so I declined. Had a good 30 min session with Yasmine, would see her again.
Back In the bar took another beer and waited for Ranya, I had noticed a latin/mix raced girl In the bar, you can't miss her she has massive fake boobs on a small frame and very pretty! I think she was Spanish or S/American as she would chat to Yasmine In Spanish. I never got a chance with this lady, as she was constantly busy, didn't see her much In the bar all night.
Another hour passed and there appeared Ranja, she'd been with her last guy 2 hours! Yeah this girls pussy Is that good lol. So we sat out In the garden for a while, then took Ranja to a room, had a crazy half hour with her, she Is still as good as I remember, knows how to work well In the room.
I got a surprise when was time to pay, she wanted an extra €25 for cumming on her boobs.
Also I noticed when you finish a session the girls always rush to return the key to the bar, what Is the score there, does the club charge the girls for using the rooms?
I enjoyed my visit to Samya, It's still one of the best clubs In the Koeln area, will be back, next time I will ask the girl to Inform me of her extras during the session, think some ladies try and ambush guys, wait until pay time, and whack on the extras!
Angus Magee
10-24-09, 13:24
http://www.samya.de/index.php
as mentioned in the preamble to these reports we arrived at samya mid afternoon on tuesday. with the very reasonable (50 euros) entry fee paid, towels & robes in hand we were downstairs showering and soon ready for action. samya is a small club so the facilities (showers, change rooms) for the girls are not really separate from those of the guest. that is they use the same showers and their change room is off the hall outside the restrooms. so as we were changing and showering i saw a couple of girls applying make up, using the wall mirror in the hall, and one girl (ivana it turns out) was showering as we came in. this i found sort of nice, not to mention sexy, but that chance encounter with ivana in the showers set the stage for my first session of the trip and was instrumental in me making a slight error in judgment as you will shortly read.
my first impressions of the club were good. it is clean and, for its’ size, the facilities are adequate. though they could be much improved with a few small adjustments. later i was to explore the downstairs room with the sauna & steam room. to be fair, the renovations are still on going and so for the moment this area is really not that nice, with trades men walking around (nice gig-i noticed a couple of the girls also hanging around down there in towels talking to the men working) and that room not really ready for guests to actually use. and i might as well also mention now that while the sauna is good, they need to fill a half inch gap at the base of the door to stop the resulting draft. and the steam room-well-it is kind of a cheap molded fiber glass room and the first thing you notice is a sort of slightly unpleasant smell in there. i stepped in (i love a good steam room) but beat a hasty retreat as i noticed the unpleasant odor. i am not really sure if the can fix this one except maybe to scrap the fiberglass model and install a proper steam room with tiles. an expensive project i would imagine.
but-we do not go to these places primarily for the facilities do we. so upstairs in the bar, after meeting toscana (who had already one session under his belt) and chatting a bit i, had a real look around at the girls. the real reason for being there. again, my first impression was favorable. keeping in mind that it was still well before the night shift girls were to arrive, i noticed and noted 3-4 of the ten or so girls present who i would consider for a session. but the one who stood out for me was the girl i had seen in the downstairs showers-ivana.
my view of her in the shower (i think my brain took a short video of her down there as even now i can picture her, arms raised as she shampoos her hair, breasts jiggling slightly and the soapy run off from the shower glistening down her torso, collecting and then flowing off her pussy in a steady stream that i would happily stick my head under to bath in her run off.) had definitely peaked my interest and now she sat on the other side of the bar wearing a small pair of panties and displaying her magnificently gravity defying breasts in their full and glorious beauty.
samya, being a nwr club that has the policy in place that the girls are not allowed to approach the customers. i knew then that the onus was on me if i was to get into contact with this girl and have a session-my first of the trip. i do have some thoughts and observations about this custom but i will save them for the post script to these reports.
so up i got, walked around the bar to the stool next to her, said hello and asked her name.
ivana.
then the usual fkk conversational gambits but, shall we say, that conversation-while not the worst i have ever experienced-was somewhat difficult, awkward & stilted. i did manage to find out she is a country girl, is 20 years old (true or at least very believable) and-drum roll please-owns & rides a horse. this, i am afraid dear readers, was the clincher for me. even though the warning sides were there, the distant air, the difficult conversation, the unwillingness to really look me in the eyes, when she told me that she rides i guess all my instincts were over run with the picture of her, riding crop in hand, taut glistening thighs, riding a top me, cock buried deep inside her, urging me on to a climactic finish as she clenched and unclenched her undoubtedly powerful pussy muscles around my straining dick.
that was the instant fantasy.
and so i was inviting her to the room, collecting a towel and off upstairs to break my cherry. as soon as we got to the room, spread out the towel and moved together on the bed i knew that i had been hasty in my choice. ivana just had that distant air to her that practically screams that the girl is just not that interested in what is happening. i kissed her breasts but when i went for a kiss on the lips i was presented with a pair of hard puckered lips that said-we will do what we have to to say that we kissed, but no more.
and i should also mention that ivana has a nipple piercing, a tongue stud and three piercing on and around her pussy. i asked if she liked to be licked to which she just lay back and opened her legs, telling me to help myself. now pussy piercing is not something that i have a great interest in but then neither does it offend me. but i have to say that the first thing i thought of upon seeing ivana’s piercings is that it looks like her pussy has been stapled shut. she has three pussy peircings, one on each outer lip and one through her clit hood.
down i went and started to lick. her pussy is rather pleasing. it is totally smooth (laser hair removal i think) very delicate, pink and clean tasting. well it should be clean tasting as no matter what i did i could barely make out any reaction from her in the form of moans, sighs or indeed any sign of pleasure, and her pussy remained the in the same, sightly moist, state as when i started. i looked up and to be honest ivana looked rather bored and i even had an image of her doing her nails as i munched out on her tidy little quim.
what can i say? after five minutes of this i was bored and so came up, gave her a brotherly kiss on the cheek and suggested that we do something else.
maybe a blow job?
sure she said and went to her purse for a condom.
oh well.
by this time i fully realized that the session was a wash out and i may as well just salvage something from it and call it quits, keeping it as a half hour warm up session. and, to be fair, ivana is not an unpleasant or hostile companion. it is just that, with me at least, she seemed to be “just not that into it”. and maybe another gentleman, with younger and more taut, horsey like thighs & torso himself, might just be able to coax a better session from her.
so on with the condom (i just let it happen) and ivana gave me what was to be an unspectacular but at the same time quite adequate, oral session. i didn’t even bother to try to penetrate her stapled pussy and just lay back, hands behind my head and let her do her thing.
it was nice and lasted perhaps 10 minutes and with the bj out of the way we lay and cuddled for a bit-she seemed a bit more receptive to this-and actually had a pleasant time running out the clock. in the end, i reflected, at least it only cost me a single 50 euro note and i was soon showered again and back out on the floor with iseeu and toscana doing the post session wrap up and intel session.
by this time more girls had arrived and the line up had even improved a bit. and iseeu had made the acquaintance of a young german customer who would prove to be a veritable gold mine of information and intel about the various girls who showed up for work that night.
as has been mentioned here before, i have to say that there is something kind of funny (that is funny strange-not funny ha ha) about the whole physical set up of samya. while it is hard to really put a finger on it, the bar area is not really conducive to its’ intended purpose-that is meeting & mingling with the girls. what seems to end up happening is that the girls sit on the sofas together, while a guys, and a sprinkling of girls, hang out at the bar. again-if you really wan to meet a particular girl you really have to make the effort to do so. and if she is sitting on a sofa, chatting with various other girls, this can be quite an intimidating task. so if you do end up at samya for the first time, be prepared to really just go for it and jump in to meet the girl you want to take upstairs.
food was served sometime around 18:00 and it was quite good. while not haut cuisine it was cooked in house and more than satisfied my hunger at the time. and, as is my wont, i found myself lusting a bit after the young woman who appeared to do the cooking. mid-twenties and slim she looked quite sexy in her chefs’ white tunic with a scarf tied around her slim neck. her and a beautiful young woman in street clothes who, i was informed, is the girlfriend of one of the owners....
old angus seems to have a knack for going to an fkk and sniffing out the only two women who are not actually available for hire.
but there were more than enough women to make up for the fact that i could not bone the owner’s gf. in fact as the evening wore on i found myself in major indecision mode. our regular german friend had tipped us off as to what to expect with some of the girls and one of his honorable mentions had caught my eye-a young, very taut bodied girl by the name of emilia i think. then there was a young czech girl who was rather unconventionally beautiful, and who looked perpetually bored, but who our friend said was very good in the rooms. but she had the disadvantage of not speaking english nor even any german. there was the girl who toscana had taken for a session earlier and who he had given rather good press.
there was the star of the show-yoel-who has great reports-looks down right sexy as hell and was about as busy as i have ever seen a girl to be at an fkk with a steady supply of eager customers wanting to take her upstairs for their dose of slap & tickle play.iseeu was actually to score a session with this popular beauty later in the evening and came down singing her praises. but he himself will have to fill you all in on the details.
finally there was a cute young thing that i noticed who was just arriving an seemed to be busy getting her stuff together and settling in for the evening. she looked young, short in stature (had it not been for the heels), dark shoulder length hair, a cute face with full dark lips that i was soon fantasizing about kissing. and what really attracted me was that she was running around in a very cute pair of panties (was it dessous day at samya? as all the girls as i remember were actually wearing panties. or is this just the normal practice at this club?)
and i actually love a sexy pair of panties.
or more precisely, peeling them off at the start of a session.
but what really made my mind up was when she and a couple of other girls got up to dance at the bar and she spent a good 10-15 minutes wiggling & shaking her lovely young booty right in front of me. very effective marketing i think.
with the dancing finished she sat at the bar and and talked with her friend. finally a bar stool opened up next to her and over i went to introduce myself-not actually as confident as i am making it sound here. this custom of making the men contact the girl first really is good in that it forces me a bit out of my comfort zone. making me be more proactive in choosing a girl.
i soon found out that her name is allina, she comes from romania and she is absolutely as sweet as she looks. she told me that she is 19 (completely believable due to looks and how she acts-shy and slightly coy) and new to both samya (two weeks) and the business. conversation was not particularly easy and, as iseeu pointed out later, i took for ever to invite her to the room. but invite her i did and soon we were lying naked together starting what was to be a very enjoyable half hour.
allina i experienced as no sexual olympian but the session was very enjoyable and certainly satisfied my lust for licking and kissing the body of true teeny girl. her bj was good but not spectacular, especially when i compare it to some of the oral service i was to receive in the following two days. but i was very pleased. and as an added pleasure allina seemed much more receptive to my pussy licking skills and indeed her pussy got very, very creamy wet. and when it came time i put on the condom and fucked her from behind to end the session.
so my second adventure at samya was a success. and i would most certainly repeat with allina should the opportunity ever arise.
the evening was progressing and i spent the next hours talking with toscana, iseeu, our german information officer and various girls. the nice thing about this bar is that once you get into it it does seem a pretty social place. the girls are pretty easy and in no way at all did i find any of them in any way pushy even when you had made casual contact.
i did think about another session-the czech girl maybe-and even spent a good long while talking with a turkish girl towards the end of the evening. i liked this girl's look and even enjoyed some suggestive teasing talk with her, but in the end i got a sort of funny vibe from her and decided that she probably would not thrill me in a session. and as i was keenly aware that i was at the start of a three day fuck-fest, i needed to keep it in reserve. i often find that at the end of an fkk evening i take a session just because i don’t want to leave. and these final session are often disappointing.
once iseeu had finished with yoel it was around mid night. so we slowly said our good byes, headed downstairs to change and i was back at my hotel before 1:00 a.m..
all in ll it was a fun and. i would say, successful visit. i would most definitely return to this small club any time i was in the area and be confident of a good time. i do have (i think)some other thoughts on the place but will save them for the final analysis in the post script.
next report-bernds. hopefully sometime tomorrow.
thanks for reading.
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[url]With the dancing finished she sat at the bar and and talked with her friend. Finally a bar stool opened up next to her and over I went to introduce myself-not actually as confident as I am making it sound here. This custom of making the men contact the girl first really is good in that it forces me a bit out of my comfort zone. Making me be more proactive in choosing a girl.
I soon found out that her name is Allina, she comes from Romania and she is absolutely as sweet as she looks. She told me that she is 19 (completely believable due to looks and how she acts-shy and slightly coy) and new to both Samya (two weeks) and the business. Conversation was not particularly easy and, as Iseeu pointed out later, I took for ever to invite her to the room.
Hell, I had to literally push you off your bar stool to get you to approach her. But the 2 of you were so cute, flirting with each other like high schoolers at the soda shop, you trying to get her to laugh, her playing hard to get but turning towards you every once in a while with a cute coquettish smile. Thought you would never cut the deal, in fact, I grew a white beard just watching, till finally you went off holding hands. So cute. LOL
Great report- can't wait for the next installments...
I decided to leave the field open to Angus Magee before reporting on last week’s visit to Samya, and he duly delivered a very interesting report. I’ll refer occasionally as he raised some good points.
It was my first time back to this club in a couple of years, as I had tired of the rather antiseptic sessions I had been getting back then. Nothing bad, but nothing good, and not worth travelling hours to get to when other clubs were doing better on the software front. It was time to return, especially as there had been hardware changes at the club since then, notably in the main meeting room. Iseeu’s initiative to get Angus on tour in west Germany was the ideal incentive, especially as I had been unable to arrange a meeting with the latter on my last visits to Berlin.
So, the bar is no longer along the wall, rather it is now a larger, oval-shaped affair placed at an oblique angle across the room. That is an improvement in itself, but the underlying difficulty of getting contact with the girls has not been resolved. Samya is a social pyschologist’s dream. Basically the main room is too small for effective interaction. The sofas and armchairs get crowded quickly, even earlier in the day. And as you cannot walk all the way round the bar (it adjoins the kitchen and eating corner and is correspondingly blocked off at the end) there is not a natural way of moving around and coming into contact with people. If they wanted to see how it is done they could do worse than look at other clubs like Finca, Artemis or World, which have worked it out better. And Iseeu is completely right: they have made a nice relaxation room on the third floor, which is completely wasted because no one goes there. There should be an incentive to get the girls up there somehow, and much would be solved.
So much for the logistics. The line-up I thought was very good indeed.
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I arrived shortly after 14.00, and immediately struck up a conversation with a German punter who was looking weak-kneed after paying off a girl in the changing room. He duly confirmed that he had been with Joelle, ex-Bernd’s Steffi, and that he was still getting his balance back. She was already on my list, and it was good to get the visual fix this early on. In the end events conspired to prevent a closer meeting, basically because she was very busy, but the irrepressible Iseeu did manage to get onto her dance list later.
But there were a whole range of other enticing prospects already dotted around the bar-room, even at this early hour, and I decided to try to get one session under my belt before the planned meet-up with Iseeu and Angus. It was not easy. I first interviewed a short-haired Romanian brunette. In order to do this I had to go over and sit uncomfortably and rather unnaturally on the arm of her single armchair and look way down onto her. See what I mean about the difficulties? The sight itself was pleasing: nice slender body with perky tits. In the end there was a language barrier, as she was new to the club and hardly had any English or German. Stilted conversation, and when she didn’t understand any of my questions concerning service, I gave up. I never saw her do a session all day or night. Sorry, can’t remember the name from that brief encounter.
A few minutes later I found another slim, rather taller brunette, also from Romania, but they seemed not to know each other. This didn’t mean that she was not curious to find out why I had walked from the first girl. At that time of day everything is observed precisely…. Anyway, this girl’s English was good, she had a nice smile, she ticked all the boxes on service, so we went to the room.
I hesitate at this point, because I understood that her name was Lilly, but there appears to be no Lilly on the excellent list of Mädels on the website. Bear that in mind when you read my comments.
Lilly, Romania
Early 20s
Average height
Swarthy, Balkan facial features
Nice slim bod with B breasts
Her attitude was fine. The only problem was hygiene, sad to relate. She simply smelled rather bad once on the bed, and it was soon clear where the smell was coming from. In short, the session was brief and unconsummated, as I got the condom put on quickly and faked just to get out of the room.
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Down in the showers after that Iseeu called over and introduced Angus to me. They had both just arrived.
Up at the bar, we conducted a preliminary scout. Iseeu also seemed rather impressed by the talents on show. We quickly noted a tanned gold-brown haired girl with a nice body and constant smile on the other side of the bar as a prospect to consider later in the day. Over the next hour or so I confirmed with a German guy I’d seen talking to her for a while, and he gave me the thumbs-up. He’d been with her the previous week. A bit later I drifted round the bar and started talking to her. The tanned skin turned out to be the natural teint, as she is Iranian. Spoke good German.
Linna, Iran
Early twenties
About 1.65m
Long gold-brown hair in a tail
Slim, with B breasts and lovely soft thighs as it turned out
Very sweet conversationalist. Linna’s limitations were no anal, no CIM. OK by me. She took me up to her favourite room, the African room, with the huge bed, mirrors on the ceiling and animal models and straw huts placed round the room. Samya, like Traumparadies elsewhere in Cologne, seems to believe that there are tigers in Africa, but let’s not quibble. :-) :-) The room was great, with plenty of daylight too.
Sweet and gentle outside the room, Linna immediately turned into a lioness in the room. Her tongue was down my throat before she was completely naked, and my dick was in her mouth before I’d touched the bed linen. I pulled her up from a doubtlessly indignant Little Tosc, cupped my hand behind her head, fingers nestling in her hair, ran my hand down her back and we had a good long kiss. After 5 minutes of all this I told it was going to be an hour, no hurry, and I was able to really get to work on this lovely silky body. Highlight was an extended session of 69, her arms are good and strong for this, which was a great treat in the mirrors above. Linna relaxed completely, became very wet with a swollen clit it was best to lick in a circling movement, and we took her up and down the scale a couple of times. The whole session was a fine mixture of gentleness and athleticism, at least on Linna’s part. When the condom was on, she rode me heavily for a while. Little Tosc was strongly erect, and I switched the cowgirl into a lying position with me at right angles at the bottom and Linna with her legs up in the air. She hadn’t tried this position before but liked it immediately. Again looks great in the mirror and you can see your cock going in and out of the pussy very well. And you can reach every part of her body with your hands. We were both really horny by this stage! One long, awful pounding later :-) I whipped off the condom and it all went in an arc over her stomach and pussy. Magnificent sight, I must say. Where, oh where was the SloMo video?! Although the hour was up, Linna made no attempt to hurry me out of the room, she was happy to talk and stroke. She is the best session I have ever had at Samya by a long chalk.
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After that it was time to relax, afternoon turned to evening and my emotions and deliberations swayed to and fro. Angus too had by this time had his first session. He has spoken of the swirl of time and thoughts as you try to narrow down your options and build your confidence for the next number. He’s dead right. We spent a long time after dinner talking about many things, seems we have very different life philosophies, but a very similar approach to the world of sex. We also deliberated in detail on the next prospects around the room. By this time I had looked and brooded about each and every girl about three times, and was going round and round in mental circles. It’s hard to reflect this in prose after the event, but I was very conscious of this mood at the time. I am sure many of you know what I am talking about.
First there was the tall and solid Czech girl on the couch behind us: one constant distraction to Angus it must be said, who for reasons he couldn’t explain seemed to be exerting an ever stronger fascination on him. Until I read his report on Ivana and the horsey fantasies she had provoked in his mind, I didn’t understand. Now I do: the Czech's head and mouth look to me a bit like a horse’s! He’s not quite right in his description of how we turned to consider her: in fact she had been firmly recommended to me by the German guy I was sitting next to over dinner. Absolutely fine, he said, an especially good kisser, but no English and no German. For me, I had already decided to pass on her, as I never bet on the horses….
Another girl we both had under close observation was one who later turned out to be called Alina, whom I named star-girl because she had a fetching glittery star-shaped hair-clip. The interesting thing was that, shy as she seemed, she was registering very closely the furtive looks she was getting from our direction, and making sure – with me at any rate – that she met my gaze every time I looked over. She came over as shy and demure, but she sure suspected she might just have one or both of us on the hook. It’s not my fault she ended up with Angus. LOL. After a while she reinforced her attractions by doing a turn at the pole, and it was at this point that I decided, no, her thighs were two centimetres too short. So small are the margins of life’s momentous decisions…. And yes, I am one fucking spoilt monger. :-) :-) Besides I had other options developing. Angus took over with star-girl.
As an aside, the new bar has its strong points. Notably, the girls actually dance at the several poles along the top of the bar, and Angus and I had prime positions right underneath most of the action. I was constantly looking for my dollar bills….
Whereas most of the girls danced topless in panties and jangles, one slender blonde beauty suddenly took over the stage and danced a number completely naked, and this was a treat indeed, especially as I’d had my eye on her ever since the second shift came on. Great wiry body, beautiful face with long blonde hair, and she had been wearing a splendid grey shoulder wrap around but not over the naked breasts, which suited her looks really well. For the next few minutes those splendid pussy lips were never more than three feet above my open mouth.
After she had finished her dance I concentrated very closely. It was hard. Those pussy lips.... I observed that she had at least three conversations with guys who had walked off. Why? I was only to discover why later, but this was cause for some thought. So I waited.
I must say at this point that things were not looking that great. The small room was filling up and was very smoky. I am a non-smoker, and this was giving me a headache. I made several exits out onto the terrace outside, but the discomfort persisted. Altogether I was not on form, I knew it, even if I should ordinarily have recovered after the draining Linna had given me. It sometimes goes like this: I was not at all sure whether I would make a third session at all, but I hung around. All this in strong contrast with Finca the following day, when I was feeling great and had four sessions in five-to-six hours, no sweat. Strange, huh?
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So, I was down to three options. One, the stripper; the second, “secretary girl”, a spinner type with a gorgeous slim body with A/B breasts and arse-wiggle to match when walking, who looked great and knew it; and thirdly a blonde beauty with luscious C breasts, whom Iseeu and I had been leching over for a couple of hours. Iseeu, ever the direct charmer, had interviewed her and come back confirming that Lena from Russia was indeed sweet and had definite candidate status.
I concentrated hard over my Alkoholfreies. OK, Lena, definite yes, but for a future day when I am feeling more rumbustious. I needed a spinner, an Optikgranate preferably with a gentle streak. Secretary girl had fierce narrow glasses over her nose, and behind them I saw steely eyes. Just how tough was this cookie for a man who needed a sympathetic final session? I was encouraged by the fact that she greeted a customer she obviously knew well with a lengthy and arousing touch-and-feel-up in one corner. Every man would like to have his hands where this lucky man’s were. So, clearly if the chemistry were there, she would be very exciting. As it happens, the guy shuttled her off to the room, and I wasn’t going to wait. It may take an age, but once decided I tend to move fast. So this time as well, there was a stool free next to the stripper at the bar, and I was onto it in a flash. This was Onita from Hungary, and she was on the crib list I had in my pocket of reported good sessions. I was immediately happy. A cool, wiry girl doing a raunchy strip at the pole could be a distant self-obsessed ***** as well. Far from it. She was sweetness itself.
So we sat at the bar together for seemingly ages. The reason was that they turned the music up so loud for the pole dancing that suddenly Onita and I could no longer hear each other without shouting into each other’s ears. (At this point the two girls I had fucked that day were dancing and jiggling topless on the bar and grinning down at me, and the one I was certainly hoping to fuck was sitting close to me, her hand stroking my arm and with my hand feeling up her gorgeous small arse. Don’t anyone try to tell me we live in a terrible world!). So instead of talking we watched the show at the bar, smiled at each other, I nibbled Onita’s ear lobe, then the other, then kissed her lips, Onita stroked my leg coyly, brushed my cheek, we held hands like teenagers in the cinema, I had my right hand cupping her arse for a full quarter of an hour. Exhilarating stuff. Toscana the romantic. :-) :-) Finally we could speak.
Onita, Hungary
22
1.63 but looks taller because so slim
Long straight blonde hair, lovely face
Perky little A tits
But I was curious about one thing. When pressed, Onita confided that she herself turns away many guests. She is beautiful, she can afford that luxury. She wants to be happy with the eyes, looks at the hands, and jerks don’t smile at her she said. One demanding, but wise, lady. I am sure she is kind about it, but according to her up to one in two get told the bad news. It seemed that by this stage I was not in danger, but I judiciously decided to keep my long second finger well away from her arsehole, at least while we were still at the bar. LOL. Onita had to reserve a room in advance, so busy was it now, but after ten more minutes she got a key delivered, and we were off to the second floor.
I should have been fit. It was now well over four hours since my last session, I reckoned. I wasn’t fit. It wasn’t Onita’s fault. She is remarkably service-oriented, and she did absolutely everything I wanted. With her sweet, lithe body and lovely lingering kisses I should have been having a ball. It must indeed be said that Onita’s BBBJ technique will improve over the years, there’s a little too much invasive hand in there. And she seemed to find it hard to keep in a 69 position easy for us both. But the problems lay with me. I tried to adapt. For some unknown reason Toscana’s First Law of Sexual Hydraulics has it that he can sometimes get a recalcitrant Little Tosc erect if he lies on one side. It’s useful to know. So I moved Onita round into a spoons position, stroked her back from her shoulders down to her arse, cupped and stroked and weighed her little breasts, and hey presto! within a few minutes we were back on track. This was fine, but by the time Onita had a condom unpursed, we were back again with what Angus memorably described as a strip of half-cooked macaroni (I paraphrase). It wasn’t go to work. Shit, I was bursting to fuck this tantalising body! Onita was a model of patience, we still had a good ten minutes to try, asked what she should do. I told her she was great, I appreciated her, I just wanted to kiss her. So I did. For fifteen minutes. And she did this too so happily. She’s a great girl, I am definitely returning to Samya, and she’s on top of the list.
The three of us were well and truly finished. It was after midnight. We left. A strange day. I was glad to have great ISG company.
Angus Magee
10-30-09, 20:21
...posted here.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=948005&postcount=4194
Transferred from the Cologne thread to where it really should be.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=949215&postcount=388
Angus Magee
11-03-09, 09:30
Far be it for me to question the veracity of another members posting, but 50 euros for an hour long session? including cim-with swallow!, and anal?
Either George Clooney has just signed on as a new member or something ain't quite right here.
And a girl asking 25 Euros for a feel? I guess it is possible but....
Also at the beginning the girl speaks no English and then by the end she suddenly does?
Fishy IMO
Italian Buz
11-03-09, 20:03
Continuing from my previous report in GT's thread here is my report of my first visit in Samya, I was really curious about the place as far as I do not like the 3 big in FRA but prefer smaller places where girls do not animieren. Not considering the line-up/services but only the structure, environment, etc. I like places like GT, LR and VV as well as I liked a lot the familiar environment of Bernds. On this basis and based on the recent reports in the Samya's thread I was really willing to give it a try!
And now we are back to our story of the weekend, we remained that I was at 8pm in the changing room of GT after my session with Gigi. I rapidly showered, changed and went to the Thekefrau to give back my wrist key and move on. The Thekefrau seeing me going so early (they are used to see me closing the club sipping a coffee at 1am) was a bit worried that something was wrong but I confirmed her that I had a great time as always but for today my programs were different but I had been back the day afterward she tranquillized and I went to my car to drive to Samya.
The trip is not so long, my GPS said it was 97km for something like 50min of driving. Being tired I drove slow and arrived there at 9.30pm, parked on the street because the parking lot was completely full and went in.
Here start my consideration and after I will write my proper report of my experience. When entering it is strange to see this Theke like in a post office but I was greeted by Ali who kindly took his time to explain me everything, where to find things and also clearly explained me what were the prices of the girls strictly 50€ 30min and 75 the hour.
He was really nice and took good care of a new Gast.
I went down to change and appreciated the renovating relaxing area downstairs, then went up to look at the second floor (rooms) and to the third floor where there is this very nice area which was almost of no use by the guests even if during the night there was a couple having their session on one of the sofa. I agree with other members who noted that if that area would be changed in a "Kino" area it would be great and could also make up for some of the too much congestion of the bar area.
After my tour I went to the bar on the ground floor and here I understood immediately the difference there is between GT and Samya. It is like to compare a British gentlemen club and an Italian "balera". Both great in their result depending on what are you looking for. And I liked the atmosphere and vibe I got from the place.
So here a brief list of pro and contra IMHO, considering the standards of GT.
Pro
Great, funny, incredibly loud and chaotic environment (if you like it).
Poles at the bar where some of the girls dance, showing off their beauties.
Food (also warm) served till very late, at 1am there were still people eating.
Girls (with a few exceptions at the end of the night when a lot of alcohol already flew) who do not harass you ever.
Juices and soft drinks at disposal in the fridges instead having to ask continuously to the bar.
Girls were fun and more at disposal to chat and to be a bit harassed before to go to the room. Contra Small place in the bar area for the too big number of clients let in (there were moments when it was not only impossible for one hour to find a place to sit but even to find a way to move and you had to get out in the cold to take a breath). Line up was ok but no comparison with GT's, even if you only consider and compare the best girls. An average girl from GT could work without interruption the whole day with no competition to be afraid of just for her look.
Too loud music, impossible to talk sometimes even if screaming in the ear
Cleaning was ok but not at all at the level of GT, both in the bar area and in the rooms (I was also there at the peak-rush hour of a Saturday! ).
Even if I am a smoker I admit sometimes the air was unbreathable, at a certain point they let open the door on the terrace but like this way you could not stand in that area of the bar without freezing.
This are my evaluations from my first visit, take it for what they are.
So back to the story, I went to the bar area, took an Apfelsaft and tried to enjoy the place. The place was overcrowded at an impossible level, from time to time with also live music playing with a DJ, girls all around the bar and sofas entertaining the clients or by themselves. It was really a nice version of what Dante called an infernal "bolgia" LOL and, given the fact that finally my headache was away, even if I was really tired I enjoyed the moment.
I talked with a couple of nice Polish girls but, I am really sorry, the music was so loud that I really did not understand their name. They were always together all night, both 1, 65/1, 70, quite slim, blond and one had crispy hair.
Nice girls but it was hard to talk with the music. In the meanwhile two of my co nationals arrived in the club behaved themselves well and were nice pals and after a while I talked with them about the club. They were really lucky coming often in Koeln and Duesseldorf working with the fairs. Not like me poor guy who has to emigrate from his country just for satisfying his hobby of mongering.
It was around midnight and I thought that maybe I could still have one bullet in my gun so I looked around to find some eatable pray.. But I was in a foreign place where I did not know habits and costumes, where the inhabitants were strangers.. I made a couple of time eye contact with one small brown haired girl with a shy behave sitting alone at the bar, she was looking in her lingerie like an imperfect copy of blond Jana I met in GT in the morning so I was thinking the choice may be right but then I saw her moving from the bar and she disappeared in the croud cause her height (1, 55m, no more.). And then there she reappeared close to the door to the terrace where I went immediately to meet her! We talked a bit, sat on the sofa and had the usual chit-chat.
Nelly (GER, from Koeln, just above 20, long brown hair, nice boobs in the bra and a sweet smile), was nice talking on the sofa, then she made her move and after 5/10 min she told me if I liked to go to Zimmer with her it had been better to put her name on the list because at that time the rooms where full and there was to wait.. So I just asked her about kissing and she answered me with a kiss so the deal was sealed and she went for the room.
Once in the room, Nelly was a nice experience even if likely at that time of the day, tired as I was she was not the perfect match for me. This because she revealed to be more on the PSE side than on the GFE side!
The kissing took about 1 minute and then she was already guiding me down her body to receive a long DATY until she enjoyed herself and the she moved like a little tiger to my friend providing me with a very good but aggressive and fast BBBJ which produced a good effect on my best friend even if I usually prefer slow motions.. So far I had a condom on my friend and she was on top of me! But at this point the tragedy happened again! The half cooked maccherone nightmare was there repeating himself and I was really starting to believe Halloween!
She took rapidly in charge of the situation starting again a vigorous BBBJ and asking me if I wanted to come on her face (extra 25€ like CIM) and I could not resist at the idea of this nice face done with my cum in a very porn style! So we went like that and likely thanks to the idea of the programmed finish I was able to come to an end on her face!
We quietly cleaned ourselves and off we went to the lockers where I paid her and went to shower.
I was back at around 00, 45am at the bar and I was really hungry so I really enjoyed the fact there was still food available and I had some chicken with potatoes and a salad, simply great!
In the meanwhile the shows of the girls where running at the bar with Ali taking good care of some likely regular clients and a very party atmosphere all around.
At the end I left at 2, 30am and my conclusion on Samya is the following.
Very good club, it deserves more than a visit for all the pros I listed at the beginning of the email. Anyhow the ambiente, its dimensions and loudness it makes it not a place for me where I could spend an entire day, maybe over the week it is more comfortable but I usually come over weekends.
Anyhow I would honestly say that there is no comparison with its maybe more fair competitor which I would consider LR. I think Samya is going to be my favorite combo for a Saturday or Sunday night after a day spent in GT. At the end it is more far than LR and doing the combo costs 25€ more than LR due to the entrance fee but for me it is ok, The few km more are not a problem, I am flying regularly to enjoy this hobby so it is not 40/50km that make any difference as well as it is not 25€ if I think what sometimes I spend over an entire weekend!
I hope this report was useful and as usual I wish to all my comrades all the best! See you back in GT thread where I will report my last day and a half adventure of the long weekend! Ciao
ITB
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I returned to Samya last Thursday evening. The line-up was not as good as two weeks before. There were probably about 30 Mädels, but optically there were fewer highlights.
Usual complaint about the smoke. Sorry, it’s really bad. And the music is often turned up so loud, for minutes on end, it is impossible to talk.
I had a list of to do’s after my previous visit, but made no progress here. Yoelle left by 19.30 just after I arrived (she looks nice in jeans though). Cornelia was very hard to corner, constantly busy. Another girl, Cassey or Cassy (but pronounced Kaycee, there are both on the website) from Cologne itself I did manage to interview despite her being very busy. In the end I did not go to the room with her because of the non-kissing, but judging from her lively temperament and pretty good looks that was probably a mistake. All the others on the list were absent. Note for Angus: your horse from CzechRep was there and sat in the corner all evening. No sessions.
I did do three girls, about whom nothing seems to have been written. So here’s a rundown.
Monika, Romania
Early 30s MILF
1.60m
Long brown hair
Natural B breasts with long nipples, altogether for me a superb body
Monika’s restrictions are no anal, no CIM. She started off by kissing well, but as soon as other body fluids started getting exchanged she resisted further :-). It was a standard, not very adventurous session in the nice big African room, which I ended in spoons, so I could enjoy groping the body and viewing in the mirror on the ceiling. If she would only let herself go a bit…
My second choice was much better. There is a clique of quite tall, blonde Poles at Samya,three of whom are clearly safe choices, all around 30 and correspondingly experienced. I grew convinced of this upon close observation of returning mongers with broad smiles on their faces. Bella I knew from before; said Cornelia, whom I’ve not had the pleasure with; and the third was Beverley. Beverley drinks apple juice, so I brought her one.
Beverley, Warsaw
Early 30s
1.73m
Shoulder-length, frizzed blonde hair
Natural C breasts, nice and soft
You can admire her foot on the website. But there is more. She is in good condition. She took me to a smaller room with side mirrors and ceiling mirror. Very nice. This was much better. Good DFK, so I prolonged for an hour and settled down to a long session of 69. Beverley knows how to do a BBBJ. She kept me on the brink for a long time, every time I tapped her on the arse she knew to relent :-). But she licks and dribbles and sucks and hoovers very persuasively. Reasonable fingering absolutely no problem. We then motored through a whole series of positions. She can hold the squatting cowgirl for a long time for quite a big girl, that’s a nice sight with those C breasts booming and whanging and swaying around the room with a will of their own. Exemplary skill in every position with good muscle control. I thought about CIM, but we ended up back in cowgirl and I pitched her forward and pounded my way to glory. Splendid session with a good pro, even if she holds herself back from coming, but that is better than faking to please. But she did admit to having had some good exercise by the end.
I went through a whole repertoire of candidates for my final session. Finally fed up with my ditheriness, I motioned a girl directly over to my sofa, who simply appealed physically.
Sydney, Slovakia
21, still quite girly
1.62m
Brown hair, forgotten how long, but at least shoulder length
Natural soft B breasts
Sydney was pleased to be chosen on a quiet night, and promised me mega-sex. Oh well, tired sigh, let’s see. We had to go right to the top floor, where the rooms are smaller and not so comfortable. She’s quite a character. When we got to the top of the stairs and entered the relaxation room she whooped out loud (to no one in particular, it was as usual deserted) “hooray, sex! I’m going to have a baby!” I responded wittily to this banter by tripping down a step and nearly falling on my arse. She laughed so much, she had to excuse herself off to the toilet. Things were not shaping up in conventional FKK fashion.
Well, she wasn’t bad, as it turned out. This was certainly not a boring number at all, she’s a bit of a loose cannon in bed as well, which I found refreshing. She kisses OK when she puts her mind to it, her blow job was too rushed, and she didn’t seem to fathom what 69 was all about at all. But what she is great at is lying on her back, grabbing her legs by the stilettos, splaying them out wide and shouting “babies!”. For her trouble she got a tongue and, just about, two fingers, but kept repeating “babies” until I put the condom on and started fucking her. Then she was happy, and starting squeezing mercilessly. Tight pussy. We couldn’t help grinning at each other, as I fought the rising sap. I didn’t last long, it must be said. In fact I was bent on a good facial and CIM with this crazy one, but she rather surprisingly recoiled at the suggestion. Unpredictable to the end. I can’t recommend her because she’s not really experienced enough, but it was quite some fun.
Charlie 123
11-20-09, 00:49
Hi,
Artemis is my 'home' club. 6 weeks or so ago I did a quick survey of the FKK clubs in the Frankfurt area (Oase, Palace etc). These FKK tours seem to be fashionable amongst forum members at the moment – there have been several stellar reports in recent weeks from guys who have done 3 or 4 clubs in as many days. Regrettably, I only had 36 hours to spare and 4 places on my wish list, so I was able only to get a somewhat limited impression of the places I visited. I also contrived to waste more time in total travelling between venues than I enjoyed within the clubs themselves and also managed to expend more money on taxis and trains than I did on girls! A pretty sorry state of affairs you might think! Despite having invested considerable hours in pre-planning and having armed myself with sheaves of DBahn timetables, the whole thing turned out to be a logistical nightmare and I failed to meet the majority of my schedules. Still, I did manage to at least sample a number of places that I would not normally have had the opportunity to experience, and I will know which ones to re-visit next time I'm in West Deutschland.
I am going to report my findings in one submission and file it on the 3 relevant club threads – anyone who wants to chop it up into segments and re-allocate it more appropriately is welcome to do so.
http://www.Bernds-sauna-club.de/
The first draft of my itinerary prescribed an evening at Samya on Tuesday, but I realised at the last moment that the infamous Bernd's lies in close proximity to Bonn/Koeln airport and thus it had to be included in my whistle-stop tour. So, arriving at 18. 30 pm at the airport I eschewed the DBahn option to Hennef (Sief) Bahnhof and chose instead to save a precious half-hour travelling time and take a taxi direct to Bernd's. I arrived 25 minutes later and 75 Euros poorer.
The building is simply a converted Einfamiliehaus in a residential street out in the sticks – most unprepossessing in appearance and offering no suggestion as to the activities that take place therein. After paying my entry money I was given a brief tour of the premises by a petite and naked brunette with a pretty face and large breasts, whose name escapes me. Although I was aware in advance that the club is very different in scale to the likes of Oase, I was nevertheless stunned by how small the place is. Many punters have previously described on these pages the layout of the premises, so I will just emphasise that there are a couple of small bars/salons of about 15 foot square, a small changing/shower area and the Zimmers; that's it.
Showered and towelled, I made my way downstairs to the bar/lounge and plonked myself on the sofa facing the bar. There seemed to be no more than about 15 people in the whole place, about half of which were female. There was one tall and pretty blond with a nice figure, but the rest of the girls seemed markedly less attractive than the usual FKK fare. Despite the paucity of people, there seemed to be action going on everywhere. A redhead was giving some bloke a blowjob 2 feet away from me on the sofa and another couple were fucking on a chaise longue 5 feet away on the other side of a glass partition.
Now I am aware that this cosiness, intimacy and exhibitionism are the unique features of Bernd's that, according to many of the more experienced mongers on here, mark out this club as the premier establishment in the region. Nonetheless, I couldn't help feeling a little disconcerted by the whole set-up. I have no doubt that on a subsequent visit I would feel much more relaxed, and that those aspects of Bernd's which made me a tad uncomfortable on Tuesday would become the very virtues I would learn to appreciate and cherish subsequently. Without question, the people were extremely friendly and there is an atmosphere of camaraderie that doesn't exist at Artemis and its ilk, but I have never felt more like a newbie – rather like going to a private party where you only know one person and he/she hasn't turned up yet.
However, good fortune was just around the corner. Just as I settled in the lounge, a busty MILF with tinted brown hair and a full figure slipped sidled up to me and offered to assist me in my struggle to affix my locker bracelet to my wrist. I was a little puzzled when she then detached herself and plonked herself a few cushions away from me on the sofa, but then I remembered the club policy of 'no approach by the girls'. So, I asked her to come back, and duly discovered that I had hit gold with Katja, recipient on this forum of many glowing testimonies and the one name I had noted to seek out at Bernd's if possible.
She was very pleasant company; very friendly and natural. We talked a while about the club, its markedly different atmosphere to that of its rivals, and I spoke a little of my slight initial apprehension. We started to kiss, softly at first and then DFK. People were copulating all around us by now, and no doubt she thought it the most natural thing in the world for her to whip off my towel and envelop my cock in her very soft mouth. A two minute battle then ensued between my sexual reflexes and my somewhat conservative social predilections, until my awkwardness triumphed and I had to ask her to take me somewhere more private. She seemed a little disappointed that I was being such a poor sport, but I think she was able to sympathise anyway with my shyness.
We popped next door to a vacant Zimmer, whereupon she proceeded to give me 15 minutes of what is unquestionably the most sensitive, sensual and sexy oral I've ever had the privilege to receive. The girl is an artist, no question. Her technique is incomparable, knowing precisely how much pressure to exert at every moment. She was doing something special during DT that I've never experienced before – just when her lips reached the root of my cock she exhaled a little stream of breath that felt like a draught of cold air; so imperceptible that the first time I thought I had imagined it, until she repeated it several times shortly afterwards. Every few minutes she would tip her head back and drool a large dribble of spit, each time from a considerable height and each time precisely on the tip of my knob with unerring accuracy. Well, I don't know how long she would have been able to maintain me on the cusp of orgasm (probably for ever, given her masterful technique), but eventually I had to ask her to slip on a condom before it was 'too late'.
I lay on my back with her hands pinning my wrists to the bed whilst she rode me, occasionally leaning forward to flick my lips with her tongue. Just when it was all going so well, I made what I reckon must have been a tactical error. I told her that I would really like to come in her face, and I don't think she took too kindly to that. She explained, nicely enough, that I could come in her mouth or on her tits, but 'not in the face, no'. We agreed to a CIM finish, but the spell was, at least partly, broken. She duly proceeded to suck me to completion in a most satisfying way, dribbling my cum back onto my cock and over my balls, but I couldn't help feeling somewhere that I had upset her a little with my suggestion and turned her off somewhat. We chatted on the bed for a quarter of an hour or so, mainly about the club scene in London and the buckets of money that a friend of hers is earning on the UK escort scene and about the special atmosphere at 'The Hof'.
I was keen to make it to Cologne before it got too late, so I showered and changed, paid my bill (100 Euros for Katja – probably the newbie price, but who gives a shit), thanked the staff for a terrific experience and promised to return when I wasn't under so much time pressure.
Overall I have to say that I really liked Bernd's, and I'm sure that on a second visit I would be able to relax more easily and 'get with the program' better. An experienced wingman would've been a big benefit first time round, that's for sure. As for Katja, I can only say that she is a marvel and fully deserving of the fulsome praise tendered previously on these pages.
http://www.Samya. De/
My carefully-detailed public transport commitments took another tumble when I decided to forego Deutsche Bahn once more and taxi it all the way to Koeln (another 80 Euros of my mongering budget down the drain). A super quick check-in at my hotel in Rodenkirch and I was en route to Samya.
First impressions were good. The reception staff were friendly and helpful and the changing facilities seemed clean and amply spacious. After the close confines of Bernd's, this place felt like a barn although in reality it is probably somewhat smaller still than the other places I have visited (Artemis, Palace, Oase etc.) Katja described such places as 'Fabriks' ('Factories'), but I felt somewhat at home immediately; for me there is something reassuring about the anonymity of such places – there are more places to 'hide' when you are in observer-mode or just want to be alone.
I won't bother with a description of the premises; suffice to say that all the action takes place in one large salon on the entrance level. They have a neat arrangement for soft drinks and beers – you just help yourself from the fridges around the perimeter of the room. This I eventually worked out for myself after spending my first 15 minutes leaning up against the bar waiting to be attended upon and getting pissed off by the crappy bar-service in the place. What a wanker!
The girls were a mixed bag, ranging from quite elegant and pretty young things to 'Saturday Night Specials' that I would never be able to bring myself to fuck. I had, in my pervy way, smuggled into the club a miniature crib-sheet, carefully garnered from recommendations on this forum, of girls to seek out and ones to avoid. Trouble was, I couldn't match up any of the descriptions in my script with the visuals confronting me, and I didn't fancy wandering up to a line of ladies and asking them their names and then consulting my notes to see whether they qualified.
After dithering for an hour or so, my mind was made up for me by the sudden appearance in the room of a girl who ticked just about all of the right boxes for me. She is tall, maybe 5'10'', medium blond hair with a slight red tint, full figure, huge boobs and a small violet stud above her upper lip. I recall she said her name is Yara, but upon checking subsequently the pics on the website for the girl of that name I am not absolutely sure that it is the same girl. I vaguely recall the tattoo, but I don't recognise the tits on the photo. Yara is described as a C cup on the website, but I reckon my girl was a D at least. Anyway, no doubt someone will be able to put a name to my girl from my description.
We chatted and cuddled for half an hour or so, and she turned out to be a really nice and friendly and intelligent girl with plenty of interesting ideas. I dragged her off to the room, where she proved to be a very enjoyable companion indeed. After much kissing and stroking, she pushed me back and set to work on my dick with long, sloppy strokes. The next 10 minutes were a great visual pleasure whilst she alternated between burying my cock between her ample boobs and then wet hands-free sucks between her soft lips. I was dying to fuck her, so I gestured her to administer the Gummi and turned her on her back. She was a magnificent sight, head tilted back over the edge of the bed and her tits pressed together between her arms whilst I fucked her slowly for about 10 minutes. Much as I wanted to, however, I couldn't quite manage to come inside her, so I whipped off the rubber, leaned back against the headrest and directed her face back towards my cock, eventually blasting a huge load into her mouth whilst her tits jiggled against my balls. Quite splendid it was, I must say!
I really liked this girl and would definitely repeat. On another occasion I'd like to spend more time with her, preferably earlier in the day when she hadn't already spent 10 hours on the job. I reckon I could really get her going, given the right circumstances and I'd have no problem giving her a positive recommendation to any prospective suitor.
http://goldentime. De/
Wednesday morning. Took the train to Kaldenkirchen in a mood of high expectation; this was the NRW club with the best ratings on this forum and I was expecting Oase-level of excellence. The journey was a pain in the arse, particularly when there was no taxi at Kaldenkirchen station, but I eventually arrived there at about 1 pm to find the place in full swing.
Again, the layout of the club is not so exceptional as to justify further description from me – enough people here have described the facilities in previous posts. A couple of things were noteworthy to me however. This is probably the cleanest place I've been to outside Berlin; there seemed to be a guy on permanent duty in the changing areas, constantly mopping the floor and the showers. I find that reassuring. Secondly, the girls seem to share the changing rooms with the guys, which I also liked although I'm not quite sure why. Perhaps because it affords an opportunity to observe them away from the bar and out of 'pick-up' mode, or maybe it's just because one simply gets the chance to see which girls have showered after their last session and which have ventured straight back to the lounge with the previous punter's cum still in situ. The 'guys an' gals together' arrangement that pertains in the changing rooms is sharply contrasted however with the configuration in the bar area. GT also runs a policy whereby the girls cannot initiate contact with the men, and the result is that the room is starkly divided into a male and female section, whereby the guys are all seated on the left side of the room in various couches and armchairs whilst the ladies are all perched in a line on barstools alongside the right hand wall. The scene reminded me of my early teens at middle-class private disco parties when all the girls would stand around lonely and uncomfortable whilst they hoped for one of the lads to pluck up the courage to emerge from their group and chat them up. I'm not sure that I like NRW's 'no-contact' policy – whilst it does mitigate against the sharks, it also serves to create a separatist atmosphere that feels unnatural and, to my mind, categorises the girls as hookers rather than playmates.
The quality of the eye-candy proved to be a further disappointment to me. I had hoped to find a room full of stunners, as per Oase, but I found the selection to be largely ordinary. There were one or two crackers for sure; a baby-doll blond with perfect bolt-ons in a frilly 2-piece and a statuesque black girl with aquiline features and mammoth knockers, but there were plenty of mingers too.
I settled for a Thai girl named Lulu, principally for her pendulous boobs and huge nipples, primarily on the basis of 'how bad can it be'. Not bad at all, as it happened. I didn't bother much with preliminaries, and she was happy enough to head straight for the room after the minimum of chit-chat. The Zimmer turned out to be a log cabin in the gardens (nice touch), and Lulu proved an experienced and enjoyable bed-mate. I spent some time savouring her considerable rack, and then let her do her stuff with her mouth. Her blowjob technique is first-class, wet and sloppy and with plenty of eye contact. I was happy to let her suck me off, but after a while I realised I wasn't going to come in her mouth just yet, so I tilted her head back and thrust my cock between her boobs. She bought me off in this way, squeezing her tits together around my dick whilst she rubbed her body against me, staring straight into my eyes and mouthing filthy language til I could take it no more and I pulled her face towards my crotch and spurted into her mouth. A decent session, without ever threatening to challenge for admission to the Hall of Fame.
By now it was mid-afternoon, and I was starting to get text messages about developing issues at work that demanded urgent attention. Although I had read a large number of negative reports about Living Room on this forum, it had originally been my idea to pop into Kaarst on the way back to the airport. But, to cut a long story short, it became necessary for me to abandon my plan to return to London that night and to extend my stay in NRW for a further day. As I wasn't too sure about LR anyway, I decided to head back to Cologne for the rest of the evening, missing out on the LR leg of the trip, but affording the opportunity to re-examine the offerings at Samya.
Of the three clubs I did end up attending, Golden Time was unquestionably the least interesting to me and the one I'd be least likely to re-visit. It's in the middle of nowhere, the facilities are unexceptional and the line-up unexciting. For me, there's nothing here that one cannot find at any number of clubs, and the next time I am looking for a FKK in the countryside I'll go to Oase again.
http://www.Samya. De/
So, unexpectedly afforded a second bite of the cherry at Samya's, I arrived back at about 9 pm to a nearly empty club. That suits me fine – a little spaciousness never puts me off my business. There were quite a few pretty faces seated at the bar, and I got the feeling that the quality was up on the previous day's offerings, even if the numbers were reduced.
One cute little brunette caught my eye, but she was snapped up just as I started to move in on her. Undeterred, I settled instead upon a slim young blonde, perhaps 25 y. O. or so, long hair, slim figure, B cups and a tattoo on her tummy. I chatted to her for a few minutes next to the fruit machines. She didn't seem too friendly, and wasn't much of a conversationalist. Actually, she was pretty dull and hard work to talk to, but I fancied her anyway so I ploughed on. Eventually I asked her name, and she responded 'Katy'. Ding Ding! Alarm bells! Why did that name sound familiar? Then I remembered that a 'Caty' had been on my list as one of the ones to avoid due to a couple of bad reports on here.
I decided to go through with it anyway – I had plenty of time to make amends later in the evening should the session turn out to be a pisser, so off we went.
Actually, I quite enjoyed my brief liaison with this girl, despite her somewhat mechanical performance. I was in selfish mode at this point, and didn't really care whether she got off or not, so I just allowed myself to lie back and enjoy the ride. Her blowjob was good but not dramatically so. I was more interested in fucking her anyway, so I flipped her on her back and gave her a good pounding. She has a nice body, and I was perfectly happy thrusting into her whilst gripping her upper body tight with my forearms. I stared down at her flat belly and watched my cock slip in and out of her fanny for about 15 minutes. Exhausted, I muttered something about 'resting one minute' and I collapsed on top of her to get my breath back. She misinterpreted this as a sign that I'd come, and I didn't bother to explain that I wasn't finished. I was happy enough to save my orgasm for the next encounter, and before I had even withdrawn from her pussy I was thinking about how cool it was going to be to do another girl straight away. Despite the dispassionate nature of our coupling, I was pretty happy with the experience and 50 Euros seemed perfectly reasonable for the session.
Quick shower and 10 minutes later I was back in the lounge. I caught sight of pretty young thing standing at the bar jiggling her tits and swaying to the Arabic music blaring through the speakers. Linna is from Iran, 25 y.o. but looks younger, with an angular face, slim body and nice be cups and perfect golden skin. She speaks little or no English, so we spoke in German for a while about her life in Persia and her recent stay in London. She speaks with a lisp, which I thought at first was going to be disconcerting, but you don't notice it after a while. She is a cute and friendly girl, and I knew this was going to be a stellar session before we even left for the room.
She had previously made it clear that Anal and CIM were off the menu, which had led to suppose that she might be a little straight-laced. Far from it. Linna is a passionate kisser and a surprisingly dirty girl. We DFK'd for some time whilst I explored her taut body with my hands. Her oral skills are very good, sensual and wet, and I thought I was going to come after a couple of minutes, but managed to hold back. She sat astride me and rubbed her pussy up and down my shaft, massaging her clit against me until I could feel that she was very wet indeed. So I got her to whip on the condom and jump aboard once more, this time with my cock buried deep within her as she rocked herself to and fro. I turned her on her back and started to fuck her slowly whilst she massaged her tits and squeezed her nipples. Then she reached down and fondled my balls with one hand whilst I fucked her, and with the other hand she played with her clit. Eventually I shot inside her with our tongues intertwined, and we lay there panting for several minutes.
A really enjoyable session for me, and for her too I believe, and if I'd had more time I'd have gone again with Linna. Highly recommended!
Thus ended my introduction to the NRW scene. If I'd had more time on my hands I would've liked to take things more slowly and savour the experience in a more leisurely manner. I will go to Bernd's again sometime for sure, and I would re-visit Samya if I found myself in Koeln again. I can't imagine that I'd trek out to GT again though – it doesn't appear to offer anything that Oase doesn't have in abundance
Cheers all
Charlie 123
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I had work in Dusseldorf but still wanted to stay near Samya since I like the place. Found Rheinblick Villahotel & Apartments 2, 6 km from Samya in Rodenkirchen, their appartments was good value for the money.
Went in last week Tuesday in around 10, good lineup, about 20 girls, I think little less boys. Difficult to choose. Then I met Tracy, half german, half brasilian, tall, slim, curvey brunette, and she said "I really love what I am doing", that was it for me, went upstairs and had beautyful GF sex and she was begging for round 2 wich I declined (stupid I was). Had an early morning on Wednesday so left.
Wednesday after another dinner I was there at 11. Same amount of people I think. I don't do repeats, I allways said: if I want to fuck somebody many time, I might as well marry her. But now I did, I was thinking of that Tracey all day so could not decline when I saw her. She got us the room number 0, which is little cozy room outside in the green, on its own building with fire place, I never knew about it before. And I had time of my life there, this time I went for round 2 as well, this girls is really a nympho and likes what she is doing. After she said: you were the best fuck yesterday and also today! True or not it made me feel very good.
Had couple of beers after and found beautyful little turkish girl called Tsatsa or something like that. She was very funny girl, nice GF experience but after Tracey it was difficult get any better.
Thursday I was there after 11, declined Tracey but should have not. I ended up going with Lila, nice Polish blond, fantastic BBBJ but her pussy must have been sore since it was very busy night. Too busy for me so I left.
All 3 nights there were howling girls from Transilvania, saying they are vampires, some of them very beuatyful, pitty I did not have change to fuck them, I wanted to know if they howl like that in the bed as well. Very funny girls and fantastic pole dancers.
There was also a little blond girl who claimed she is from Finland, but when I asked something in finnish she said it was a joke, I think she is Polish.
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Basketcase
11-30-09, 20:04
There was also a little blond girl who claimed she is from Finland, but when I asked something in finnish she said it was a joke, I think she is Polish.
Vompat,
That is Caty (Finland) that you refer too.
Vompat,
That is Caty (Finland) that you refer too.Yes, you are right, but she is not from Finland
That is Caty (Finland) that you refer too.Yes, I agree. I think I remember her story is that she is in fact Russian, but that she comes from Karelia, the area bordering on Finland. And that was her entry into western Europe back whenever.
Many did this when eastern Europe was opening up twenty years ago. In the early nineties Russian girls would come up to you at Helsinki railway station and shake your hand, leaving a piece of paper in yours with a price on it.
So Caty (formerly Marlen) could perhaps be of Finnish nationality but speak very little of the language. Hot outside the room, cold inside, that was my experience.
This her?
Yes, I agree. I think I remember her story is that she is in fact Russian, but that she comes from Karelia, the area bordering on Finland. And that was her entry into western Europe back whenever.
This her?
Yes that is indeed Caty or Marleen ex-PHG (2003/2004). Since 2005 already she works in Samya.
I actually thought she stopped with this job, but according to the info on the Samya HP she is still present.
Regards,
Big30
I actually thought she stopped with this job, but according to the info on the Samya HP she is still present.Yes, she was there a couple of weeks ago.
Basketcase
12-01-09, 23:58
Yes, I agree. I think I remember her story is that she is in fact Russian, but that she comes from Karelia, the area bordering on Finland. And that was her entry into western Europe back whenever.
Many did this when eastern Europe was opening up twenty years ago. In the early nineties Russian girls would come up to you at Helsinki railway station and shake your hand, leaving a piece of paper in yours with a price on it.
So Caty (formerly Marlen) could perhaps be of Finnish nationality but speak very little of the language. Hot outside the room, cold inside, that was my experience.
This her?
Hi Toscana,
The picture looks like her, I remember the blue eyes, but the picture is either air brushed or she was stylised for the photo shoot. I recall she was very pale and her very blond hair made her even paler looking. The picture shows golden blond hair.
I found her very difficult to speak to outside of the room and I was warned off her by some Samya verterans that you cannot hold her hips when you fuck her doggy style or you cannot touch her hair etc... so when I booked her I did none of these and during doggy when usually I hold the lady's hips to keep my balance, I had to balance myself carefully on my knees not to fall over since I was worried that holding her hips was one of her no nos according to the guys.
She is quite passive in the room, but allowed a nice COB finish which she did not seem happy with to begin with but allowed it in the end. No extra.
I then find later that they were fucking with me and that I should had done all those things unless she said no.
Marlen / Caty would look really good in a school girl uniform and she is known to be paid the standard Samya €25 extra to dress up in various outfits for men.
Hi Toscana,
The picture looks like her, I remember the blue eyes, but the picture is either air brushed or she was stylised for the photo shoot. I recall she was very pale and her very blond hair made her even paler looking. The picture shows golden blond hair.
I found her very difficult to speak to outside of the room and I was warned off her by some Samya verterans that you cannot hold her hips when you fuck her doggy style or you cannot touch her hair etc. So when I booked her I did none of these and during doggy when usually I hold the lady's hips to keep my balance, I had to balance myself carefully on my knees not to fall over since I was worried that holding her hips was one of her no nos according to the guys.
She is quite passive in the room, but allowed a nice COB finish which she did not seem happy with to begin with but allowed it in the end. No extra.
I then find later that they were fucking with me and that I should had done all those things unless she said no.
Marlen / Caty would look really good in a school girl uniform and she is known to be paid the standard Samya €25 extra to dress up in various outfits for men.She is not from Finland, but Russia,
A couple of the girls joked that I was from finland so we would have to speak Russian LOL.
BC. Had a couple of fantastic times in Samya they are real jokers, right up my alley. Sounds like you fell for it,
The wild west party was extremely good in Samya in November. I took my 5euro Cowboy Hat with me and paid 25 euro for entrance! good value for money.
Independent of the available talent, I see Samya as a great party venue. Even if sex is not on your to-do list, this could well be a good night out place considering all that is happenning and all-you-can eat, drink and watch menu.
My first experience was with a Romanian Anika (or Eniko ?). I recall her giving me a different name in a previous visit, so the name might be misleading. We had a good chat on the couch, and went to the tiny small room down at the Sauna area. Standard pleasing service, but nothing to write back home about.
Second was a german girl from Dusseldorf. Name slips my mind, but was something like Daniela. She is not on the web-page!. Another early 20s girls as seems to be the norm in Samya. Again, standard service with BBBJ, fuck in several positions, DFK and massage, but all mechanical. I think the more you visit Samya, the higher your expectations grow, so what you would call a great service elsewhere becomes a so-so service.
I was already drunk thanks to the free whisky and beers, but third girl was the best. She was a Ukrainian who told me she is pissed off by the clientele that night and she wanted a good fuck! We spent almost 2 hours in the room, and I paid her only 75 euros! She was also drunk, and she was wilder than a tiger! She gave a BBBJ and swallowed. She was forcing me into a bare-back fuck saying the condom hurts, and that I look clean (does she ?).
Samya is setting new standards for FKK and at any given night you can find some good entertainment for the 50 euro you pay to enter.
I had a good long chat with Joel in Samya and then with Cornellia on the Wild West Party night. Both of them are lovely girls, but -again- both sound to have been too long in the profession despite their young age.
I would have gone with Joel if I was not distracted by a booking and I was not already dry (see my other report).
She told me there is no official booking system, but they can not (read as : they don't want to) decline regular customers if they want to meet with certain girls at a certain time. Plus, they use the booking as an excuse to walk away from guys they don't like or from guys who keep them just talking without any intention to go to the Zimmer. This is a privilige given to destination girls like Joel and Cornellia.
Apperantly, despite the international commercialization here, Samya still runs on Stamm-kunde, and girls make more money on the regular customers than one-off mongers who run the extra mile to get to Samya.
Basketcase
12-25-09, 17:04
I would have gone with Joel if I was not distracted by a booking and I was not already dry (see my other report).
She told me there is no official booking system, but they can not (read as : they don't want to) decline regular customers if they want to meet with certain girls at a certain time. Plus, they use the booking as an excuse to walk away from guys they don't like or from guys who keep them just talking without any intention to go to the Zimmer. This is a privilige given to destination girls like Joel and Cornellia.
Apparently, despite the international commercialization here, Samya still runs on Stamm-kunde, and girls make more money on the regular customers than one-off mongers who run the extra mile to get to Samya.
Mattador,
Thank you for the clarification on the Samya "booking system" or non booking system that Joel, Barbara and Cornelia have access to as "destination" girls at Samya. So it is a case for the regular customers can use it.
It was my travelling companion Ocean Bear 1 who picked up on it. Ocean Bear 1 had been seeing men being led by the hand by the lady Thekefrau to the destination girls who were really only sitting around or having chats with other men. The Thekefrau connected the man and say Cornelia or Barbara together and then they would go to the room after a bit of a chat. Ocean Bear 1 thought this was an interesting piece of human behaviour and taking his analytical mind he continued to observe this occurence several times.
It was the End of Summer and Europe was back from holidays and the club was full of returning men from their breaks from the FKKs. So the girls were in demand.
When he got a chance Ocean Bear 1 asked Cornelia whether she was available and she said that she was, "waiting on her man and so was not available". When Ocean Bear 1 enquired with the Thekefrau, she said that there was a booking system that could be used for a set time with three of the most popular girls. Barbara and Cornelia were mentioned and my Ocean Bear 1 friend could not recall the third girl which must be Joel which you mention. It was too late for my Ocean Bear 1 friend to book Cornelia that evening so he left it. We were to return to FFM that same night which funnily enough we had met men from FFM who specifically travel to Samya in Cologne in preference over Hessen super clubs like Palace, Oase and World. The FFM men knew the clientele and liked the atmosphere. There may also have been an element of you do not go punting in the sex clubs in the area where you live and work.
Cornelia was seen for extended periods of time to be just waiting around and then going off when the Thekefrau brought a man to her. Then again we did see her go off with men that had approached her directly.
Given your clarification on the booking system it seems that Cornelia was genuinely waiting on a regular customer booking that she did not want to refuse or she did not want to go with my friend. My friend is not a time waster since he has flown across the Ocean Sea to be here. This is what I know. You decide.
Hi Toscana,
The picture looks like her, I remember the blue eyes, but the picture is either air brushed or she was stylised for the photo shoot. I recall she was very pale and her very blond hair made her even paler looking. The picture shows golden blond hair.
I found her very difficult to speak to outside of the room and I was warned off her by some Samya verterans that you cannot hold her hips when you fuck her doggy style or you cannot touch her hair etc... so when I booked her I did none of these and during doggy when usually I hold the lady's hips to keep my balance, I had to balance myself carefully on my knees not to fall over since I was worried that holding her hips was one of her no nos according to the guys.
She is quite passive in the room, but allowed a nice COB finish which she did not seem happy with to begin with but allowed it in the end. No extra.
I then find later that they were fucking with me and that I should had done all those things unless she said no.
Marlen / Caty would look really good in a school girl uniform and she is known to be paid the standard Samya €25 extra to dress up in various outfits for men.
Oh man, does this bring back memories. Marlen was one of the first girls I did in that then newly discovered Valhalla of vaginal delights- Planet Happy Garden. For years, the condom clad blowjobs, the no kissing, no mushi-licking sessions of Amsterdam were my ken, now in Oedt, a girl like Marlen was sucking my cock without a condom, giving me DFK and DATY in 69. Damn. I repeated with her often in Happy Garden (never been to Samya) and she was more fun the more you go with her. One of the cutest of all time. Marlen, I still love ya.
Travelerb69
12-28-09, 02:13
Oh man, does this bring back memories. Marlen was one of the first girls I did in that then newly discovered Valhalla of vaginal delights- Planet Happy Garden. For years, the condom clad blowjobs, the no kissing, no mushi-licking sessions of Amsterdam were my ken, now in Oedt, a girl like Marlen was sucking my cock without a condom, giving me DFK and DATY in 69. Damn. I repeated with her often in Happy Garden (never been to Samya) and she was more fun the more you go with her. One of the cutest of all time. Marlen, I still love ya.
Beffen, I think you’d better keep your memories about Marleen in the past. I find her absolutely stunning regarding body and face, had been thinking about taking her to a room since my first visit to Samya. Talked to her once and found not very friendly plus she said she did not kiss so aborted at the time. Despite all the recent bad reviews here and in other forums took her to a room during my last visit. Surprisingly, she was very friendly and talkative before the session, I even thought would manage to break her defenses….Booked her for one hour(75 at Samya).
Once in the room, things began well with daty, she was very responsive, a nice BBJB, 69. After some fucking and change of positions all of a sudden she stopped, said I was fucking too much( I had been fucking her for may be only10 minutes) and taking too long to cum and wanted to leave the room with 40 minutes time. I was shocked by her behavior, tried to talk,her answer was- I do that because I am the boss-...,and just left. When getting to the locker room, I came to my senses, just could not let her get away with it, she was the one that cut the session short being completely rude, so decided to give her just the 50 euros for 1/2 hour. She went mad, yelled at me, I just said I would see her at the counter to solve the issue with the manager. I waited for her for 10 minutes there and she never showed, she knew she was wrong and they would support me. Later on we exchanged angry looks for the whole night. Add to that the fact that all recent reviews have been terrible, plus one of girls at Samya I became friends with told me there are always complaints about her behaviour, all leading to the conclusion this kind of rude behaviour has become her pattern. In summary, she has become a real ***** to be avoided. May be she remembers you and with old customers she might be nicer, who knows. I do not recommend her to anybody.
Girls I recommend at Samya are:
-Amalia, slim Romanian brunette, very sweet.
-Cornelia, the star of the club, deserving all her reputation. Gorgeous tall polish blond. Difficult to book her, very friendly and terrific in the room.
- Yoel, whom during my last visit was behind the bar, she was working just a few days during the week. She is again listed at their web site, so probably back to the sex business. Very young (20), attractive and a real sweet heart.
- Onita, blond Hungarian, very nice, but almost no English.
Basketcase
12-28-09, 02:53
Hi Travelerb69,
I hope that you are doing well.
Beffen, I think you’d better keep your memories about Marleen in the past. I find her absolutely stunning regarding body and face, had been thinking about taking her to a room since my first visit to Samya. Talked to her once and found not very friendly plus she said she did not kiss so aborted at the time. Despite all the recent bad reviews here and in other forums took her to a room during my last visit. Surprisingly, she was very friendly and talkative before the session, I even thought would manage to break her defenses….Booked her for one hour(75 at Samya).
Once in the room, things began well with daty, she was very responsive, a nice BBJB, 69. After some fucking and change of positions all of a sudden she stopped, said I was fucking too much( I had been fucking her for may be only10 minutes) and taking too long to cum and wanted to leave the room with 40 minutes time. I was shocked by her behavior, tried to talk,her answer was- I do that because I am the boss-...,and just left. When getting to the locker room, I came to my senses, just could not let her get away with it, she was the one that cut the session short being completely rude, so decided to give her just the 50 euros for 1/2 hour. She went mad, yelled at me, I just said I would see her at the counter to solve the issue with the manager. I waited for her for 10 minutes there and she never showed, she knew she was wrong and they would support me. Later on we exchanged angry looks for the whole night. Add to that the fact that all recent reviews have been terrible, plus one of girls at Samya I became friends with told me there are always complaints about her behaviour, all leading to the conclusion this kind of rude behaviour has become her pattern. In summary, she has become a real ***** to be avoided. May be she remembers you and with old customers she might be nicer, who knows. I do not recommend her to anybody.
I have been with Caty / Marleen just once back in August. My memory was tainted by some guys telling me about all of Caty's restrictions but still recommending her which was a bit perverse when you want an honest opinion. Basically, I found out the guys were fucking with me.
My experience and looking at my original notes again. I have listed this:
" Caty (Finnish), previously worked at Planet Happy Garden and Golden Time before working at Samya. Interested in my homeland a lot. Petite spinner type that would look good in a school girl outfit, blond, pale skinned, blue eyes. No DFK except lip pecks. Teasing BBBJ, sex, allowed COB finish."
The guys say that you can do more with Caty when she knows you better so Beffen1 may get the royal treatment if he books Caty / Marleen.
I guess given my preview, I do not think I will be investing much more money to find out what more she will do.
-Cornelia, the star of the club, deserving all her reputation. Gorgeous tall polish blond. Difficult to book her, very friendly and terrific in the room.
Cornelia is a looker, a classic blond look and from that alone I can see her being popular. She was not the most receptive and friendly to Ocean Bear 1 and myself but then YMMV. Ocean Bear 1 never got to book her sadly. Nor did I try since when I did my eye contact, the winks and the grins with her she just looked plain bored. Unresponsive. Usually, the girls raise a smile or a giggle, but nothing with Cornelia.
- Onita, blond Hungarian, very nice, but almost no English.
I have booked Onita before and yes she is lovely in the room. Yes, not much English so we had to make do with hand signals. She is really slim with A cups but a cute face.
My notes of Onita are:
"Golden blond, slim, nice all over tan. Takes her time in the room and kept saying this to me so I would not fret over the time. Teasing blow job, DFK was good, DATY, sex - lots of fucking, missionary, doggie, dead doggie, did check the condom a few times which was distracting. Slight smell during DATY and when in the doggie position. Recommended for the service"
Solid State
12-29-09, 17:29
On my last trip here I had trouble connecting with the girls, towards the end I was getting desperate trying to score as opposed to PHG were towards the end the girls were getting desperate if they had not done anything all day it seemed as though I could ask for everything and still pay only e50.
Samya's is more akin to a luxury health spa with ex facilities. New improved showers and a new bar in the middle of the main room so you can access from all sides. And what about this a live sax player miked up to the sound system, he was excellent.
Normally in fkk I like to take my time look at all available girls then choose, but after 2 mins a great pair of e-f cups sat down across from me. They were attached to a 5'10 blond from germany, yara(used to have black hair and c-cups) She spoke english, I was straight over. With only 5 hours left why waste time, we discussed price and went up stairs-e50 half hour e75 hour anal, c. I. M xtra
In the room. WOW WOW WOW 10 10 10
This was by far the best performance I've had in any club and what a performer-everything a blow job should be-slow action, fast action, deep throat, licking head, licking shaft, licking balls, sucking balls. Handjob and suck, spittiing on cock. She really ravaged my cock. My toes were curled throughout. Sex in all positions a real demon who loves cock. An hour flew by I eventually shot my load all over those great tits. With what she was doing to me it's a wonder I didn't shoot in the 1st minute.
I may aswell leave now cause it couldn't get any better. I relaxed down stairs until about 11pm they closed at 1 am. I identified 3 possibles for my last shag
The best an absolute stunner with beautiful tits nearly as big ass yara's but on a smaller frame. Sadly my options were to be taken but what was I thinking-why risk a disappointing session when yara was available so 11. 30 I grabbed yara for another half hour.
Yes this is what I travelled all this way for and it was fitting that a german girl gave me what I wanted, what I needed.
I shot my load after I don't know how long and we just lay there and kissed and cuddled. By the the time we went down stairs it was 12. 50 she only wanted e50.
I ended up staying till 2. 30am just chillin with yara she was making me food even though she can't cook-bless her.
After 1pm we got talking to a guy from Belgium who had been promised a session with amira when she was free. I wondered how this was possilble
As they were technically closed. Sure enough amira appeared at 2. 15 and what did this dude get-absolutely nothing a peck on the cheek. He'd been waiting all night and not done anybody else and had to drive back to Belgium
Tonight. Poor man.
Apart from those big floppy breasts that go down to the belly button-what's the attraction with amira guys?
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Basketcase
12-29-09, 23:11
I ended up staying till 2. 30am just chillin with yara .... As they were technically closed.
Apart from those big floppy breasts that go down to the belly button-what's the attraction with amira guys?
Solid State,
Depending on the night of the week, Samya closes at 03:00 since I have left around then some times myself and there are crews of Francophones and merry Teutons, crazy Finns, mad Dutch and lost Anglophones refusing to budge.
Amira is a good lady. Nice to talk to. I had time with her and she is honest and sympathetic. I guess it is her conversation that the Belgae man wanted from Amira. Keine Ahnung (no idea), maybe you already mentioned the attraction yourself?
Too bad, my friend, about your bad session with Marleen. Well, admittedly, she never was a great session to begin with, but her looks are my ideal and she did gradually open up and become more playful and compliant with each succeeding session. Still not a GFE though. You're story, that's downright nasty.
It would be interesting to see her again after nearly 4 years. A good icebreaker might be, I dunno baby, you're kind of old for me now.
beff
Basketcase
12-30-09, 00:44
It would be interesting to see her again after nearly 4 years. A good icebreaker might be, I dunno baby, you're kind of old for me now.
Priceless!!!
Travelerb69
12-30-09, 01:10
Too bad, my friend, about your bad session with Marleen.
It would be interesting to see her again after nearly 4 years. A good icebreaker might be, I dunno baby, you're kind of old for me now.
beff
Make sure I am around when you say that "icebreaker"to her, would love to see the expression on her face...
Once in the room, things began well with daty, she was very responsive, a nice BBJB, 69. After some fucking and change of positions all of a sudden she stopped, said I was fucking too much( I had been fucking her for may be only10 minutes) and taking too long to cum and wanted to leave the room with 40 minutes time. I was shocked by her behavior, tried to talk,her answer was- I do that because I am the boss-...,and just left. When getting to the locker room, I came to my senses, just could not let her get away with it, she was the one that cut the session short being completely rude, so decided to give her just the 50 euros for 1/2 hour. She went mad, yelled at me, I just said I would see her at the counter to solve the issue with the manager. I waited for her for 10 minutes there and she never showed, she knew she was wrong and they would support me. Later on we exchanged angry looks for the whole night. Add to that the fact that all recent reviews have been terrible, plus one of girls at Samya I became friends with told me there are always complaints about her behaviour, all leading to the conclusion this kind of rude behaviour has become her pattern. In summary, she has become a real ***** to be avoided. May be she remembers you and with old customers she might be nicer, who knows. I do not recommend her to anybody.
I would still recommend her after a careful check of her mood. She might be greatest fuck you ever will have, or the nastiest girl-friend that will make you suck your own balls.
Girls I recommend at Samya are:
-Amalia, slim Romanian brunette, very sweet.
-Cornelia, the star of the club, deserving all her reputation. Gorgeous tall polish blond. Difficult to book her, very friendly and terrific in the room.
- Yoel, whom during my last visit was behind the bar, she was working just a few days during the week. She is again listed at their web site, so probably back to the sex business. Very young (20), attractive and a real sweet heart.
- Onita, blond Hungarian, very nice, but almost no English.
I can just agree to the comments about Caty. She is completely unpredictable. I had 2 sessions with her last 6 months. The first was stunning. She made me feel like a king and she served all my needs and broke her "I don't kiss" rule, for almost 2 hours, and did not demand more than 100 euros. The next session (2 months later) was terrible. I first got the impression that she remembered me and she was full of the sweet memories we had together. What a mistake!
She was pushy and stubborn in the room. Although we agreed the time is not a problem, she pushed me to come in 10 mins, and asked to leave the room in 15 mins. Then she asked me 75 euros saying that was what I promised her, which I ofcourse did not pay.
I could have sworn she is the bad evil twin. The scene you describe seems so accurate and familiar.
Still, I could recommend her after you do a careful check of her mood. She might be the best fuck you could ever have, or the nastiest girlfriend that would make you wish you sucked your own balls.
Mattador,
Thank you for the clarification on the Samya "booking system" or non booking system that Joel, Barbara and Cornelia have access to as "destination" girls at Samya. So it is a case for the regular customers can use it.
It was my travelling companion Ocean Bear 1 who picked up on it. Ocean Bear 1 had been seeing men being led by the hand by the lady Thekefrau to the destination girls who were really only sitting around or having chats with other men. The Thekefrau connected the man and say Cornelia or Barbara together and then they would go to the room after a bit of a chat. Ocean Bear 1 thought this was an interesting piece of human behaviour and taking his analytical mind he continued to observe this occurence several times.
It was the End of Summer and Europe was back from holidays and the club was full of returning men from their breaks from the FKKs. So the girls were in demand.
When he got a chance Ocean Bear 1 asked Cornelia whether she was available and she said that she was, "waiting on her man and so was not available". When Ocean Bear 1 enquired with the Thekefrau, she said that there was a booking system that could be used for a set time with three of the most popular girls. Barbara and Cornelia were mentioned and my Ocean Bear 1 friend could not recall the third girl which must be Joel which you mention. It was too late for my Ocean Bear 1 friend to book Cornelia that evening so he left it. We were to return to FFM that same night which funnily enough we had met men from FFM who specifically travel to Samya in Cologne in preference over Hessen super clubs like Palace, Oase and World. The FFM men knew the clientele and liked the atmosphere. There may also have been an element of you do not go punting in the sex clubs in the area where you live and work.
Cornelia was seen for extended periods of time to be just waiting around and then going off when the Thekefrau brought a man to her. Then again we did see her go off with men that had approached her directly.
Given your clarification on the booking system it seems that Cornelia was genuinely waiting on a regular customer booking that she did not want to refuse or she did not want to go with my friend. My friend is not a time waster since he has flown across the Ocean Sea to be here. This is what I know. You decide.
Basketcase,
I personally think this so-called booking system is flexed, and (ab)used, depending on the situation. Two other non-german-speaking girls I talked to had no clue on the booking scheme and served on first pay, first serve basis. I tend to believe it might even be a con :)
I am not judging anyone here. It's a complete supply-demand business, and we (i.e. the girls too) are all free to operate on their own rules.
Shame on me, I did steal some stunning girls from their chat-friends after I confirmed I am ready to pay immediately while grabbing a drink from the coolers. None of them were loyal to their "friends" whom they chatted over few drinks already.
Travelerb69
12-30-09, 18:25
I can just agree to the comments about Caty. She is completely unpredictable. I had 2 sessions with her last 6 months. The first was stunning. She made me feel like a king and she served all my needs and broke her "I don't kiss" rule, for almost 2 hours, and did not demand more than 100 euros. The next session (2 months later) was terrible. I first got the impression that she remembered me and she was full of the sweet memories we had together. What a mistake!
She was pushy and stubborn in the room. Although we agreed the time is not a problem, she pushed me to come in 10 mins, and asked to leave the room in 15 mins. Then she asked me 75 euros saying that was what I promised her, which I ofcourse did not pay.
I could have sworn she is the bad evil twin. The scene you describe seems so accurate and familiar.
Still, I could recommend her after you do a careful check of her mood. She might be the best fuck you could ever have, or the nastiest girlfriend that would make you wish you sucked your own balls.
Dude, congratulations on having managed to break her defenses at least once, you are the only one I heard was able to do that recently. With me she was all sweet outside the room and during the first 1/2 hour, but I did not even try to DFK her. As for her behavior after that, I have already told the story here. Seems to me she really gets a kick out of acting like a rude ***** with the customer and apparently she generally gets away with it. She is too confident on her looks, will probably end up with no customers at all. Stupid girl.
While waiting for some of my GT favorites to return from the holidays break, I decided to drive down to Samya to reacquaint myself with the lineup on Tues and Wed of this week. I hadn't been to Samya in over a year now and I was looking forward to this visit based on positive reports of new talent. I was not disappointed even though lineups have historically been thin around this time of the year. First off, the ownership has done a good job in re-designing and renovating the facilities. The u-shaped bar layout in the main area is now more conducive to mingling and social interactions between the girls and guests--unlike in the old days where the girls were sitting at the bar alongside the wall and there was this invisible mine field separating them from the guests across the floor. Second, with the exception of Amira and a few others such as Martina and Cornelia all of whom are keepers, the roster has turned over.
I arrived between 16h and 17h on both cold and rainy days this week. There were ca. 20-25 girls on both evenings with a favorable ratio most of the night on Tues and up until 21h on Wed. when the wait for room keys would run as long as ca. 20 min. Music volume did not reach deafening decibels and i did not have to yell to carry on a conversation at the bar with some of the girls on either night.
Tuesday: I caught up with Amira who still remembers me and looks like she may have even lost a few pounds not that she needed it in the first place. Anyway, still the same gorgeous long and lean body type with those fabulous natural knockers and sparkling blue eyes. After some social time at the bar with Amira I opted to take the hour with her in the zimmer. Still the same high level service provided, as described by yours truly before with a russian finish on those handful titties. I was still in the big tits frame of mind after that good experience with Amira so a couple of hours later, another tallish German girl with big natural knockers got my attention. Her name is Selina and she's 1.70m, upper 20s, brunette with blond streaks, 36D/E, tanned and a thicker body type compared to Amira. She also a slutty look about her and wears plenty of make up. Service-wise, Selina provides a less than stellar bbbj, and LFK. She also likes to upsell in the room which I did not go for. So a no repeat for me.
For the third SOG that evening, I opted for Yolanda (.ro). Yolanda is a 19-20yo, petite, fake platinum blonde with a pretty face and a waif-like body type, blue eyes, and natural b-cup. She informed me she's only been at Samya for less than a month, doesn't speak German but speaks Spanish and decent English. Yolanda hangs out with Patty her cousin whom she introduced to me. Patty is taller, has a body to die for and seems more reserved than Yolanda. Nevertheless, Patty has just been placed on my to-do list the following day. Back to Yolanda’s skillset. She provides LFK but her smoker’s breath deterred me so I decided to move down to her big lips for prolonged DATY. Yolanda is also tight and her petite body enabled me to do more fucking gymnastics with her than I had expected. Overall, Yolanda is a solid performer with a strong likelihood of a repeat.
Wednesday: I had my eyes on Stefania yesterday and we exchanged some smiles but we weren’t able to hook up. But today would be different. Stefania hails from Italy but has lived in Germany for some time and speaks excellent English and French too. She’s ca. 25yo, 1.55m, 36D all natural, very pretty face, a bit thick in the legs and tanned. She has a pleasant personality and an easy going personality. The service is GFE with LFK. Stefania is also one of the few girls at the club who does not smoke. I had a great time with Stefania and would definitely repeat for extended time.
I caught up with Patty later in the early evening while she was sitting by herself in one of those booth-like new chairs facing the bar. Patty is a definite optifick doll with a model type of body (19-20yo blonde, 1.70m, natural c-cup, smooth skin, very pretty face). However, I found her service lacking in the bbbj department which should improve with more experience. She also does not seem to be as enthusiastic as Yolanda in the room.
For the third SOG of the night, I noticed a tall (ca. 1.72m) and lean girl with short dark-blond hair whom I did not see in the lineup yesterday. So I came over and chatted her up at the bar. Her name is Yra and she’s been at Samya for a week and is not even listed on the website. Yra told me she’s worked at various clubs before including GT, YY, Acapulco, Dolce Vita, all presumably for a very short time because she’s only 18! Anyway, Yra is a local German girl, with a model quality body and an angelic face. Yra also has natural b-cup. Overall, I’d rate her service as above average. The mish alone is worth the repeat.
Other notes: the food for both nights was excellent and definitely better than the stuff you get at GT. Grilled salmon with spinach on Tuesday along with beef stew over pasta. On Wed, it was Asian noodles stir-fried with chicken. Saw both Ali and his brother and wished them happy new year. Those guys are very friendly and customer-focused, and have a winner in Samya.
Basketcase
01-01-10, 21:57
Basketcase,
I personally think this so-called booking system is flexed, and (ab)used, depending on the situation. Two other non-german-speaking girls I talked to had no clue on the booking scheme and served on first pay, first serve basis. I tend to believe it might even be a con :)
I am not judging anyone here. It's a complete supply-demand business, and we (i.e. the girls too) are all free to operate on their own rules.
Shame on me, I did steal some stunning girls from their chat-friends after I confirmed I am ready to pay immediately while grabbing a drink from the coolers. None of them were loyal to their "friends" whom they chatted over few drinks already.
Mattador,
You are probably right that the booking system is used to suit the sex workers. Marlow thinks the booking system is a pile of shit. Nonetheless the blonde Thekefrau at Samya did explain the booking system in detail to my Ocean bear companion so either the Thekefrau is making it up or my Ocean bear friend is telling porkies.
Supposedly the booking system relates to three girls: Cornelia, Barbara and one other which I get the impression is Yoel but then again I have no idea.
In any event, it is a moot point. I am not a fan of Cornelia's YET since I have not ever booked her to appreciate her courtesan skills. Also it was not from my lack of trying to book her, it was just that she did not react with me that I dismissed the direct approach with Cornelia. She just acted alood and uninterested in my overtures that I thought she was a cold fish regardless that she has the blond good looks.
My Ocean Bear friend did the direct come up and ask approach and was told that she was unavailable since she was waiting on her man implying that she was booked. So that was that.
Well done you for prising some sex workers away from their male companions that seem to monopolise them. You can see guys spending ages just yakking and not going to the room and you are sitting there with blue balls wonderign whenever you will get a chance to book them. It is interesting to see men almost clinging onto the girls at the end of the night not wanting to let them go or wanting to leave the club. Hey, I would too if it was not costing me a cent.
I want to ask Is there a set list of extras that the girls charge extra for, or Is It up to the Individial girl? I ask this as on my last visit girls wanted €25 extra for cum over body, I know like most club CIM and anal Is extra, but not sure about other charges, I ended up paying €100 for 30 minutes, was a good session, but wasn't told about the extra charge until down In the locker room.
Basketcase
01-02-10, 08:20
I want to ask Is there a set list of extras that the girls charge extra for, or Is It up to the Individial girl? I ask this as on my last visit girls wanted €25 extra for cum over body, I know like most club CIM and anal Is extra, but not sure about other charges, I ended up paying €100 for 30 minutes, was a good session, but wasn't told about the extra charge until down In the locker room.
Jerboa,
There are two ways that I know in addition to asking the sex worker directly what her charges are:
1. At the front desk when you enter Samya and I presume you have been to Samya there is a A4 page list on a perspex display on the reception counter where the Samya sex workers are listed by name and a table of extras and costs for those extras by girl is displayed.
In this way you will see the Cornelia has no extras listed but you can see which girls will:
A. dress up for you 25€ extra
B. provide CIM service 25€
C. provide swallow service 50€
D. provide anal sex service 50€
etc...
2. You can look on the Samya website and see which girls do what per their likes list and then extrapolate form that whether there is a charge based on usual NRW pricing which tend to be half the price of the same in Hessen.
Please report your experience for the forum so that we also may benefit from what you did and saw. Who was the girl, what did she look like, what did she do in the room?
We would be grateful for a report please.
Jerboa,
There are two ways that I know in addition to asking the sex worker directly what her charges are:
1. At the front desk when you enter Samya and I presume you have been to Samya there is a A4 page list on a perspex display on the reception counter where the Samya sex workers are listed by name and a table of extras and costs for those extras by girl is displayed.
In this way you will see the Cornelia has no extras listed but you can see which girls will:
A. dress up for you 25€ extra
B. provide CIM service 25€
C. provide swallow service 50€
D. provide anal sex service 50€
etc...
2. You can look on the Samya website and see which girls do what per their likes list and then extrapolate form that whether there is a charge based on usual NRW pricing which tend to be half the price of the same in Hessen.
Please report your experience for the forum so that we also may benefit from what you did and saw. Who was the girl, what did she look like, what did she do in the room?
We would be grateful for a report please.
Here Is my report from back In October, http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=941950&postcount=390
Yes I've seen the extras list at reception, but my german Isn't to good.
One mistake In the post Ranja charged me €100 for 30 mins, 25 for cum over her body, and 25 for fingering her arse, and the two other ladies wanted to charge extra too, so what I was asking, Is It up to the ladies what they charge extra for, or does the club have set services that can be charged extra?
To be fair to Yasmine she Informed me before that Cum over her boobs would be 25 extra, but I'm sure like most guys, you don't want to be ambushed back down In the locker room for more euros than you expected.
Basketcase
01-02-10, 20:15
Here Is my report from back In October, http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=941950&postcount=390
Yes I've seen the extras list at reception, but my german Isn't to good.
One mistake In the post Ranja charged me €100 for 30 mins, 25 for cum over her body, and 25 for fingering her arse, and the two other ladies wanted to charge extra too, so what I was asking, Is It up to the ladies what they charge extra for, or does the club have set services that can be charged extra?
To be fair to Yasmine she Informed me before that Cum over her boobs would be 25 extra, but I'm sure like most guys, you don't want to be ambushed back down In the locker room for more euros than you expected.
Hi Jerboa,
Thank you for connecting your mid October 2009 report to the comment that you make. I can see where you are coming from.
Leanna tried to nab you for 75 euro for what you believe to be a half hour session. You ended up paying 50 euro but after Leanna cursed you in German. I suppose you would have known the intent even if your German was not good but you did get by in German per your report.
The odd girl at Golden Time say that they charge clients from the time that they collect the key since a time is noted down and so there is a reference point that is in writing on when the session started. I do not know what the reall rule is but this is what the odd girl has said to me at Golden Time. I do not know what the Samya policy is but this approach may explain why Leanna's time keeping differs to your time keeping. Leanna would have taken the time from when she collected the key to when she returned the key. You are timing the session from the moment you enter the room to the time that you leave the room. You can see that Leanna's time will invariably be longer than the time that you think it is and so she may think she is entitled to the extra half hour price of 25 euro.
The price list on the reception counter lists all the standard extras like come in mouth, swallow, Anal, dressing up, etc... These I believe are set standard extras.
For the extras that are not listed then I expect that girls can charge extra for what they deem to be an extra or is an extra from the socialised understanding amongst punters and sex workers.
Stephania (Italy) charged me for a COB finish but all the other girls including Caty (Russia / Finland), Amira (Germany), Onita (Hungary) and Vanessa (Czech) did not charge me COB finishes. I guess this implies that it is up to the girl to decide the tariff for extras. Ranja charging for COB appears for some to be an extra. Arguable that anal fingering is an extra too at 25 euro. I would not pay for anal fingering. The girls I have done anal fingering with I asked for permission first confirming that there was no charge or they seemed to press against my finger which implied that they liked it and there would be no charge.
I am sure there are many guys that get 2 hours in the room plus hard anal sex and messy CIM finish inclusive in their standard 50 euro.
Would you repeat with her given that the customer prior to you had her booked for 2 hours since Ranja's pussy is that good as you say?
On your point that the girls are rushing to give the keys back to the reception: the reason is so that other girls can then use the room next. You find the same behaviour at Golden Time except when girls monopolise a room and pass on keys to their friends and never return the key to reception.
I agree with you Jerboa though that most guys do not want to be ambushed back down in the locker room for more euro than you expect.
Mattador,
You are probably right that the booking system is used to suit the sex workers. Marlow thinks the booking system is a pile of shit. Nonetheless the blonde Thekefrau at Samya did explain the booking system in detail to my Ocean bear companion so either the Thekefrau is making it up or my Ocean bear friend is telling porkies.
Supposedly the booking system relates to three girls: Cornelia, Barbara and one other which I get the impression is Yoel but then again I have no idea.
On my October visit (in tow with Angus and Toscana) I had the serious hots for Yoel, who just seemed the most energetic of everyone in the room and to actually be enjoying herself. Tall lanky body, not a classic beauty, but pretty in that girl next door US coed type with her hair tied back. At the time she was behind the counter, sipping in a drink and making like a DJ, playing with the sound system.
I was trying to get her attention and got a couple of coy smiles, but couldn't get her to come over to me. I told Angus that I was hooked and going for her. Got up from my stool, walked over to the swinging door separating the bar area from the kitchen, leaned over and called her over to me. I told her that she was ravishing and if she could take some time off from her DJ gig, I would like to make some music with her in the zimmer. She smiled and joined me at my stool 2 minutes later.
We had never met before, I am certainly not a regular and I didn't book with the thekefrau.
I agree with Marlow- I don't think they have a "system". It's more like booking a table for later. I have done it too at some clubs to book my last session of the night to ensure that I can get a good "table" and not leave it to chance or someone else's predilections, although I book directly with the SP.
BTW- the session with Yoel was sensational and though I like Samya I would go back there just to see her again.
Hi Jerboa,
Thank you for connecting your mid October 2009 report to the comment that you make. I can see where you are coming from.
Leanna tried to nab you for 75 euro for what you believe to be a half hour session. You ended up paying 50 euro but after Leanna cursed you in German. I suppose you would have known the intent even if your German was not good but you did get by in German per your report.
The odd girl at Golden Time say that they charge clients from the time that they collect the key since a time is noted down and so there is a reference point that is in writing on when the session started. I do not know what the reall rule is but this is what the odd girl has said to me at Golden Time. I do not know what the Samya policy is but this approach may explain why Leanna's time keeping differs to your time keeping. Leanna would have taken the time from when she collected the key to when she returned the key. You are timing the session from the moment you enter the room to the time that you leave the room. You can see that Leanna's time will invariably be longer than the time that you think it is and so she may think she is entitled to the extra half hour price of 25 euro.
The price list on the reception counter lists all the standard extras like come in mouth, swallow, Anal, dressing up, etc... These I believe are set standard extras.
For the extras that are not listed then I expect that girls can charge extra for what they deem to be an extra or is an extra from the socialised understanding amongst punters and sex workers.
Stephania (Italy) charged me for a COB finish but all the other girls including Caty (Russia / Finland), Amira (Germany), Onita (Hungary) and Vanessa (Czech) did not charge me COB finishes. I guess this implies that it is up to the girl to decide the tariff for extras. Ranja charging for COB appears for some to be an extra. Arguable that anal fingering is an extra too at 25 euro. I would not pay for anal fingering. The girls I have done anal fingering with I asked for permission first confirming that there was no charge or they seemed to press against my finger which implied that they liked it and there would be no charge.
I am sure there are many guys that get 2 hours in the room plus hard anal sex and messy CIM finish inclusive in their standard 50 euro.
Would you repeat with her given that the customer prior to you had her booked for 2 hours since Ranja's pussy is that good as you say?
On your point that the girls are rushing to give the keys back to the reception: the reason is so that other girls can then use the room next. You find the same behaviour at Golden Time except when girls monopolise a room and pass on keys to their friends and never return the key to reception.
I agree with you Jerboa though that most guys do not want to be ambushed back down in the locker room for more euro than you expect.
Thanks Basketcase, I thought It wasn't just me, the session with Leanna was good, at most It could of overran by a couple of minutes from the time she got the key, though once she'd calmed down, she was friendly again up In the bar.
Yes I had a great session with Ranja, you can see why she Is popular, but being ambushed for €100 afterwards took a bit of a shine off the session.
But that wont stop me returning to Samya In the future.
Bacon Sandwich
01-07-10, 07:29
I'm posting this here because I'm not sure where to post it.
I was in the US last week on business, and had a little free time, so I went to a popular American site, eros.com, (I used the eros-ny.com section since I was in New York) to see if I could hook up with an attractive and willing lady.
I was stunned.
The first ad I read was that of Giselle, a very pretty young lady of 25 years old who describes herself as a combination of german and brasilian stock. To judge by the pictures she is, seriously, very pretty: great ass, what look to be very nice, un-enhanced tits. Beautiful olive skin.
She wanted 500 dollars for what was called a "one-hour introduction."
Are you fucking kidding me?!?! Giselle is, as I said, very attractive. She has, as I said, a great ass and nice, olive skin. But $500 is, by the current exchange rate, 346 euro, which is over four times the rate that I paid just a month ago for a girl who called herself Gulcan, who worked at Samya in Cologne until recently, to give me a nice, long deep blowjob and, along with a friend of hers, whose name I unfortunately cannot recall, lick my ass for nearly and hour, after which she allowed me to fuck both her and her friend deeply while they kissed me passionately, shoving their tongues nearly to my tonsils. Seriously. 150 euro for an hour of pleasure that I will probably remember for the rest of my life. Needless to say, they were both at least as hot as Giselle.
What the fuck is wrong with America? As an American, I don't know. It's a country that seems to extol sex as a virtue--watch any cable late-night channel to get a feel for it--and yet when it comes to actually fulfilling the desires it stokes, it seems to say that if you're a millionaire you can get your willy off, but everyone else is only allowed to watch.
I'm fairly certain that you could, for 50 euro on the rue d'aerschot in Brussels, get better service than nearly anywhere in the United States for 500 dollars. (The one exception perhaps being strip clubs in Detroit, where I have been offered, and accepted, a blowjob for 100 bucks.) (But even that does not compare to the tamest European red light district)
None of this has a point, I guess, except to say that I cannot wait to get back to my beloved Europe, not only for the sex, but also for the sense of proportionality. The sense that while, yes, sex is good and wonderful and a real enhancement of the human condition, it is not priceless.
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On my October visit (in tow with Angus and Toscana) I had the serious hots for Yoel, who just seemed the most energetic of everyone in the room and to actually be enjoying herself. Tall lanky body, not a classic beauty, but pretty in that girl next door US coed type with her hair tied back. At the time she was behind the counter, sipping in a drink and making like a DJ, playing with the sound system.
I wouldn't describe Yoel as being lanky. Thick lower body with a nice bubble butt. Your description of her as US coed type is spot on though. When i first saw her face, I had instant flashbacks of a sorority chick i used to bang eons ago. Yoel apparently divides her day at Samya by working as an sp during the day shift and working behind the bar in the evening shift.
Good compare Bacon Sandwich and long may it be so.
Dorothy: [has just arrived in Oz, looking around and awed at the beauty and splendor] Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
Dorothy: [after a pause] We must be over the rainbow!
[a bubble appears in the sky and gets closer and closer. It finally lands, then turns into Glinda the Good Witch wearing a spectacular white dress and crown, holding a wand]
Dorothy: [to Toto] Now I... I know we're not in Kansas!
E.
I'm posting this here because I'm not sure where to post it.
I was in the US last week on business, and had a little free time, so I went to a popular American site, eros.com, (I used the eros-ny.com section since I was in New York) to see if I could hook up with an attractive and willing lady.
I was stunned.
The first ad I read was that of Giselle, a very pretty young lady of 25 years old who describes herself as a combination of german and brasilian stock. To judge by the pictures she is, seriously, very pretty: great ass, what look to be very nice, un-enhanced tits. Beautiful olive skin.
She wanted 500 dollars for what was called a "one-hour introduction."
Are you fucking kidding me?!?! Giselle is, as I said, very attractive. She has, as I said, a great ass and nice, olive skin. But $500 is, by the current exchange rate, 346 euro, which is over four times the rate that I paid just a month ago for a girl who called herself Gulcan, who worked at Samya in Cologne until recently, to give me a nice, long deep blowjob and, along with a friend of hers, whose name I unfortunately cannot recall, lick my ass for nearly and hour, after which she allowed me to fuck both her and her friend deeply while they kissed me passionately, shoving their tongues nearly to my tonsils. Seriously. 150 euro for an hour of pleasure that I will probably remember for the rest of my life. Needless to say, they were both at least as hot as Giselle.
What the fuck is wrong with America? As an American, I don't know. It's a country that seems to extol sex as a virtue--watch any cable late-night channel to get a feel for it--and yet when it comes to actually fulfilling the desires it stokes, it seems to say that if you're a millionaire you can get your willy off, but everyone else is only allowed to watch.
I'm fairly certain that you could, for 50 euro on the rue d'aerschot in Brussels, get better service than nearly anywhere in the United States for 500 dollars. (The one exception perhaps being strip clubs in Detroit, where I have been offered, and accepted, a blowjob for 100 bucks.) (But even that does not compare to the tamest European red light district)
None of this has a point, I guess, except to say that I cannot wait to get back to my beloved Europe, not only for the sex, but also for the sense of proportionality. The sense that while, yes, sex is good and wonderful and a real enhancement of the human condition, it is not priceless.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.
I was impressed with and enjoyed the earlier visits last week that I decided to return to Samya this past Monday for an encore. Got to Samya at 18h with plenty of parking left. Very favorable ratio throughout the evening with about 20-25 girls in the line up.
This visit would exceed expectations even more because of one mind-blowing experience with Lanna. Lanna is Russian and does not speak English but we managed to get by just fine in German. Lanna is probably somewhere north of 30, 1.65m, nicely toned and tanned body, with a tattoo in the pubic area. She has long dark blonde hair and natural breasts. She's a popular and very social girl and seems quite busy with her regular clients. When I sat with her in the corner of the bar by the buffet, I already sensed that Lanna is someone quite special and fun to hang with. After about 5 min. of conversation, we started kissing and she said she wanted to dance with me! Fortunately, techno house not Wagner was playing and most people's attention was directed toward one of the girls on the dancing pole at the other end of the bar. So we danced and kissed for nearly 10min. I was already turned on by her oozing sexuality so I asked to get a room key for 1h. It was around 22h at that time and there was no wait for rooms. There is only one word to describe Lanna's service: OMFG!! It was one of the most torrid sessions I've had in recent memory and the two SOG during the hour-long session were powerful shots and pretty much drained me of any juice for the rest of the night. I'd rate her oral skills as one of the top three I've had, including a CIM ending for the first SOG. Lanna is an exceptional girl and I'm already thinking of a return visit at the next earliest opportunity just to see her.
Earlier that evening, I had a session with Edina, a Serbian brunette with big natural tits (36D) and a big nose. Decent service with dfk and above average oral skills. I also caught a glimpse of 2 optifucks: Beverly, a tall and tanned Polish blonde, and Wamder (sp?), a tall Romanian with gorgeous long black hair and a super model type body. They are on my TDL after Lanna on my next visit.
Cheers,
WW
Thanks for the report.
Beverley is more than an Optikfick. See#398.
Toscana,
Thanks for the reference. Duly noted.
WW
First time in Samya on thursday January 7th. I arrived around 15:00 (3 PM)
Entrance : 50 Euros
I had to discover the club by myself : basement was for lockers, showers, saunas, massage room; the bar (where there is a restaurant corner) is at the ground level, rooms are on the first floor (and probably on the second floor too) ; at the second floor I saw a Sport program on screens and an (apparently) unused bar.
Apparently, there was not permanent barmaid : it' s not so easy to get hot drinks. For cold drinks, it's self-service.
Massage : I was said that Samy, the masseur, would come later (I don't remember if it would be 5 PM or 7PM) but finally he would not come.
I saw in a group of Romanians ladies a young blonde lady who seemed very cute but sad : as I don't speak German, one of her friends translated that she was just bored. So apparently she did not speak English.
The firts meeting I got was with Mery : nice lady, nice figure, cute face.
( http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=690 ) Kisses probably without tongue (for sure, they were not deep).
Around 17:30, a beautiful lady (her face made me think about Claudia Schiffer face's type), her body covered by her towel, came in and sat on a table next to the bar and the restaurant corner. I came to sit at the bar close to her, she spoke to another blonde lady, sit in front of her.
Later when she was behind the bar (to go to the kitchen) I saw Mery joined her and spoke to her with a glance at me. As I already asked Mery about Cornelia, I thought that the lady was Cornelia.
When she was back behind me, I turned back and talked to her.
She was Cornelia : comparing to the (old) photos on http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=282 , now she has long blonde hair.
As she was free I proposed her to go to the room.
She was friendly, kissed but probably without tongue (for sure, the kisses were not deep) , did not seem interested in being cuddled and in DATY.
Later as she was still free, I proposed her another meeting. That time partly because I was tired, I led her the whole initiative : if I remember well she began directly with my bosom, so no kisses.
When I already came, as I asked her to give me a massage, she warned me about the time : I appreciated this honesty and still stayed with her.
After 20:00 (8 PM) I realized that if I did not meet her before, I would have no chance to book her !!!
Before closing time I asked a "petite" blonde for a meeting. If I remember well, her name should be Milena. She told me she was German from Bonn.
No kisses, nor DATY.
JustGotBack
01-26-10, 07:16
What times are the hot buffets served at Samya?
Hot food is served from around 6pm till closing time. Let me know if you need more info.
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JustGotBack
01-28-10, 09:33
Visited Samya yesterday. I arrived at about 4. The new facilities are nice. The bar on top is spectacular yet empty. As mentioned by someone else, the downstairs "relaxation" area doubles as the make out zone. It wasn't like that last time.
There were many girls yesterday. Many more than the last time I was at Samya. If it was a normal bar, I would be in heaven. In an FKK though, it was OK. Only two thin petite blonds, one real one fake, did I consider sessioning with. A lot of Romanians/Russians/Slavics and one Asian. Last time there were many more Germans. I sat in the bar for an hour and had some soup while waiting to see who else would show up. Not much so I went to lay down in the sauna area. I saw this hot girl walk in wearing jeans. I decided right there and then to take her. I waited until she came out undressed to work and followed her up the stairs. I must have been only 10 seconds behind her but it was too late. She had a 1 second converstation with a guy and headed off to get a room key. I waited about an hour for her to become available and she still didn't show. I decided to pick one of the blonds. I talk to the first one. Her name is Carla. She's Romanian. She looked great until I was up close and personal and then fell short. I also have decided to steer clear of the Romanians. I excused myself and tried the other one. Her name was Yara or something. She's 24 but looks 20. Romanian too. Oh well. The second I said hello, she got up and told me to sit. Then she sat in my lap and made small talk. I sessioned with her. Great tight and toned body with big tits for such a small frame. I could have finished in less than a minute with her BBBJ. I pushed her back a little and played with her tits. She playfully said that she understood I was trying not to finish too soon. She started the BBBJ again and this time paced it with stops so that I wouldn't. We then did cowgirl and doggy which were good. The problem is that she has an odor. It's not suttle. It's a major turn off for me and I couldn't finish. So I asked if she would BBBJ TC. She said yes for 25 euros more. I agreed. She was good to her word and not a drop went missing. Someone should buy her a tube of monistat. No upsell. No complaining. No rush. Recommended. I think I was her last customer of the day. About 5 minutes back in the bar, she and her friends left. We conducted the entire session speaking Spanish. Why does everyone from Romania speak Spanish now? The last Romanian I session with was the same. Maybe from working in Spain.
As these things go for me, the second I came back in the bar I saw another girl that I would much rather have sessioned with. I never got to talk to her so don't know her name. Maybe 1.6 meters. Big silicon tits. Long black hair. Angelic snow princess face. The right half of her back is a big vine tattoo. Anyone know her?
I waited for round two hoping for the hot girl. I finally saw her again about an hour after I finished with my session while I was having dinner. She got food, sat down and started chatting with another guy. Sure enough, they finished eating and she's off with him. I hang around for a beer but decide a second session isn't in the cards for me tonight. It sucks being old. I did chat with the hot girl before I left. She was sitting outside the bathroom working on her makeup. What I find so attractive is she seems genuinely happy. Most girls in FKKs have that bored beyond belief look on their faces. She's bubbly. She said her name is Cawsee. That's the way she spelled it. She said she's on the website but I don't see her. If she lost 5 pounds, she could easily be a fashion model. She definitely has the face for it. She's Germanic in that Heidi Glum way.
Surprisingly the busiest girl last night was this plain looking German girl. I would not describe her as attractive at all. At best, I would say she was plain. She looked like a nerdy bookworm with glasses and all. She walked around naked carrying a towel in her hand. Everytime I saw her, she would be off on another session. Many far prettier girls didn't session once during the entire time I was there.
The food was good. Here's a tip. Just wait. There's an early rush and things run short. More food will come later and they'll be no line. I had something to eat before heading out since it was before 6. It wasn't necessary since there's always something there. Shortly after I arrived they brought out a new pot of soup.
I like Samya. It's not anything like Palace or Artemis. It's like your neighborhood bar instead of the big dance club downtown. Unlike all the other FKKs I've been to, the owners walk around talking to everyone. Some have posted otherwise, but I think the new layout is better. The old one was awkward. At least with the new one there are many more places to sit.
I did chat with the hot girl before I left. She was sitting outside the bathroom working on her makeup. What I find so attractive is she seems genuinely happy. Most girls in FKKs have that bored beyond belief look on their faces. She's bubbly. She said her name is Cawsee. That's the way she spelled it. She said she's on the website but I don't see her. If she lost 5 pounds, she could easily be a fashion model. She definitely has the face for it. She's Germanic in that Heidi Glum way.Thanks for the report. I am wondering if it was Casey you were speaking to. Fits the personality you describe, although you don't describe her look with much detail. Casey seems not to be on the website. A definite good-looker, although my negotiations foundered on her restrictions.
I agree that the new layout is better than the old, awful one. But it's still not ideal, as you really cannot circulate in a way that you can at other FKKs such as World or Finca with their circular bars.
JustGotBack
01-28-10, 11:48
Thanks for the report. I am wondering if it was Casey you were speaking to. Fits the personality you describe, although you don't describe her look with much detail. Casey seems not to be on the website. A definite good-looker, although my negotiations foundered on her restrictions.
I agree that the new layout is better than the old, awful one. But it's still not ideal, as you really cannot circulate in a way that you can at other FKKs such as World or Finca with their circular bars.
She's tall. Maybe 2 meters with high heels on. Shoulder length brown hair. Dark tan. Maybe a b cup. A bit of a tummy, thus the 5 pound remark. She seems happy. Even though I was back in my street clothes and clearly leaving, she wasted time joking around with me and asked my opinion of her make up including showing me her different looks using pictures on her phone. She's also one of those women that touches your arm when she laughs. Which is a lot for her. I like that.
Last night, I spent the evening at Samya following my visit to Babylon and Bernds the previous two days. I was quite lost at first, and almost turned around for Bernds, because I had the wrong street and the wrong number in my GPS. Once I corrected my street error, a friendly local in the business park told me where Samya was located, easily recognized from the street.
Unlike the other clubs, I found Samya to be set up more like a hot nightclub than a sauna club, although the sauna facilities downstairs were nice, with plenty of untimed hot water in the showers. The bar on the groundfloor was hopping with about 30-40 girls, ranging from 7-9, with one 10 in my book. Almost noone except a couple of guys were in the third floor lounge. The only girls up there were initiating an introduction to a session, plus my 10 who was Russian, and sleeping off an obvious coke sniffing.
Unfortunately, the music in the main bar was VERY loud and I find it difficult to communicate in English, let alone any other language which I barely know. As a result, I found many of the girls to be unapproachable, with no indication of any chemistry.
To choose a girl there was like stabbing peas with a fork - you have no idea what she will be like.
My first session was with Birga, a cute 5'3'' light skinned Turkish girl, 34A. She had a cute smile and spoke some English, plus she was willing to go to the 3rd floor lounge and chat awhile, before DFKing and playing a bit with mambo. Taking a key, we found a room and proceeded with a very nice, relaxed session, with lots of kissing and licking all over, including the often neglected back and neck area. Birga gave a nice, but not outstanding bbbj, then asked if I wanted to DATY. Is the Pope Catholic?
So, I took my time to return the favor, slowly licking my way to her shaved pussy, whereupon Birga ALLOWED me to lick her to a delightful, real orgasm. There was no faking here, she thoroughly enjoyed my attention over about 20 minutes, thanking me afterward. Then Birga again turned her attention to mambo, giving him a quite nice tongue bath, moderate depth to a CIM finish.
Fortunately, someone here had told me to bring a watch, because I knew she had gotten a key at 20:15 and we finished at 21:10 yet she tried to charge me 150 euro for a 90 minute session with a CIM extra (50+25+50+25). But I stuck to my timeline and gave her a 100 for the one hour session plus CIM extra. She seemed initially disappointed, but accepted it and was friendly to me afterward.
Later, even after I had recuperated, many of the girls seemed more interested in drinking and dancing, some on the pole at the bar to the tune of a live saxophonist, who was quite good. I approached several girls, but one blonde spinner didn't want to go upstairs to chat and others just did not seem interested in my initial approach, in English or poor German.
I had my eye on one girl who looked like my ex-French teacher from long ago, but everytime I got near, she would move away as if to avoid me. Oh well, maybe others?
Finally, nearly 2 am, I said something to a very pretty blonde who seemed unapproachable all night and had not sessioned even once, from what I could tell. It seemed she was unhappy or something, so no one approached her. As it turned out, Lrellla (or something like that - if you roll your l's and combine it with a few r's you have the idea.
Lrella ranked a solid 9 in my book - the pretty blonde neighbor in the bikini who you secretly lust over. But as soon as we were in the room, she said that she did not DFK, just kissing was ok. So I opted for the 30 minute session, which she delivered a very nice bbbj - good depth and just the right amount of pressure to which mambo stood proudly. Swithcing to sex, she hopped on CG after applying a gummi (better quality than are often used in an FKK) and jumped on board for a delightful ride, before flipping her over in mish and pounding her pretty, sweet, tight pussy to a rousing finish. Lrella was very good, despite the no DFK rule. Damage 50 Euro and back to Hotel Johnel for the night.
All in all, I liked Samya quite a bit, but almost would tell a non-German speaker to avoid at all cost, due to the unapproachability of the girls. On the other hand, I would repeat at Samya if given the opportunity to try again. I think the girls are generally not GFE like as at some other places and hard to observe their reaction post session, but if you like a real nightclub atmosphere filled with very pretty, mostly naked women, Samya is worth a visit.
Fortunately, someone here had told me to bring a watch, because I knew she had gotten a key at 20:15 and we finished at 21:10 yet she tried to charge me 150 euro for a 90 minute session with a CIM extra (50+25+50+25). But I stuck to my timeline and gave her a 100 for the one hour session plus CIM extra. She seemed initially disappointed, but accepted it and was friendly to me afterward.
Your welcome. fyi you now owe me a beer ;-)
Can I ask what day you visited?
My first session was with Birga, a cute 5'3'' light skinned Turkish girl, 34A. She had a cute smile and spoke some English, plus she was willing to go to the 3rd floor lounge and chat awhile, before DFKing and playing a bit with mambo. Taking a key, we found a room and proceeded with a very nice, relaxed session, with lots of kissing and licking all over, including the often neglected back and neck area. Birga gave a nice, but not outstanding bbbj, then asked if I wanted to DATY. Is the Pope Catholic?
Seems like we have a trend here with Bilge! She did exactly the same to me, and wanted to charge 125 for a session of no more than 55 mins. She claimed it was 1 hour 10mins. I asked to talk with the manager, Ali, and told her that if Ali confirmed the timings, I would pay her 125. She then called Ali to compare the notes. And she turned out to be right!.
But what probably had happened was that she had picked the key much earlier while we were still chatting in the lounge than we headed to the room.
I didn't make any further fuss and paid the 125. Ali apologized for the inconvinience and gave me a free-entry card worth 50 euro to make up for that. I did like the way he managed the situation.
Otherwise, she is a very nice, talkative girl with excellent BBBJ skills and does seem to enjoy her time in bed. No need to avoid her completely, but beware of the timing.
Being aware of when the key is picked up is important. In my case with Birge, I knew that she had picked up the key after we had an introduction in the third floor lounge, and I made allowances for time to get up and down the stairs, plus was there at the desk when she checked the key back in. One possible irritation is when she has to wait for others to clear the desk to check the key in, while your clock is running. So as you point out, it is best in Samya to keep an eye on things like this and bring these issues to management's attention.
Seems like we have a trend here with Bilge! She did exactly the same to me, and wanted to charge 125 for a session of no more than 55 mins. She claimed it was 1 hour 10mins. I asked to talk with the manager, Ali, and told her that if Ali confirmed the timings, I would pay her 125. She then called Ali to compare the notes. And she turned out to be right!.
But what probably had happened was that she had picked the key much earlier while we were still chatting in the lounge than we headed to the room.
I didn't make any further fuss and paid the 125. Ali apologized for the inconvinience and gave me a free-entry card worth 50 euro to make up for that. I did like the way he managed the situation.
Otherwise, she is a very nice, talkative girl with excellent BBBJ skills and does seem to enjoy her time in bed. No need to avoid her completely, but beware of the timing.
How does a girl get a key before your ready to go to the room? Did she leave and return while chatting? Time starts when you enter the room and ends when your walking out of the room. I've had one girl try to charge me extra for the time we had to wait in the hall at Palace for a room...but ive never had a girl try to charge me for when she grabbed the key.
Yes, she left to get the key after our introductory chat. And snuggle in the upstairs lounge.
By the way, I saw one couple spend a good hour snuggling in the lounge before taking a room and another couple completing the entire session in the third floor lounge.
There was a girl sleeping off an obvious coke high up there too.
How does a girl get a key before your ready to go to the room? Did she leave and return while chatting? Time starts when you enter the room and ends when your walking out of the room. I've had one girl try to charge me extra for the time we had to wait in the hall at Palace for a room...but ive never had a girl try to charge me for when she grabbed the key.
How does a girl get a key before your ready to go to the room? Did she leave and return while chatting? Time starts when you enter the room and ends when your walking out of the room. I've had one girl try to charge me extra for the time we had to wait in the hall at Palace for a room...but ive never had a girl try to charge me for when she grabbed the key.
Easy! She gets up to grab a drink for you!
It's no doubt that these girls are experienced enough to know that you are well past the point of no return and your junior already made up his mind to take her to the zimmer at some point during the chat. If she is wrong once in a while, she does not have much to lose. Am just speculating though!
By the way, I've also been with girls in Samya who only charged 50 eur despite having spent a good 5-10mins beyond the regular 30 mins, where I was mentally ready to pay the extra 25. So I wouldn't generalize that it is common behaviour they tend to cheat and overcharge.
Easy! She gets up to grab a drink for you!
It's no doubt that these girls are experienced enough to know that you are well past the point of no return and your junior already made up his mind to take her to the zimmer at some point during the chat. If she is wrong once in a while, she does not have much to lose. Am just speculating though!
I think the way some girls use these mercenary tactics on times will In the long run lose them customers, I have no problem paying €75 If we've been In the room 1 hour, but not to Impressed If she tries It on when your only a few minutes over 30 mins.
A question, do the girls pay rent on the rooms, or Is It all Included In their entrance fee?
How does a girl get a key before your ready to go to the room? Did she leave and return while chatting? Time starts when you enter the room and ends when your walking out of the room.You have to be a little bit careful here at those clubs where keys are picked up by the girls and the numbers and times noted (Samya, Finca, GT occur, there are doubtless more).
Breadman is right in principle that the clock starts when you enter the room, but at the end of the day that's usance only. If there's an argument later, the only "evidence" is really the time entered when the key was fetched, and you can bet that's what will be the first pointer in the discussion.
But I also agree that it's not a big issue. In fact few girls exploit the situation, and many are very reasonable over time to be paid. Obviously the better the session, from her point of view as well, the more likely there will be no problem at all. But we have to keep control.
The key here (pun intended) is to ensure that the girl does not pick up the key on the way to the lounge introduction/snuggle/chat. In my case, our trip to the upstairs lounge was an opportunity to find out whether I wanted to have a go at her. Up to that point, nothing had been agreed upon. In Samya, the session apparently starts when the girl picks up the key and stops when she returns the key, so be aware of this and manage things accordingly.
But I can see where you might agree to a session while in the downstairs bar and she picks up the key on the way to the lounge, so that your introduction time is counted as part of the session. If she does and you aren't ready to go to the room, then just stop her from picking up the key and say that you aren't ready.
One girl I approached (cute blonde with small tits, very daughter next door type) said that she doesn't go to the lounge to chat. I simply said I was sorry and moved on, rather than risk an unsatisfying session with an unknown quality.
You have to be a little bit careful here at those clubs where keys are picked up by the girls and the numbers and times noted (Samya, Finca, GT occur, there are doubtless more).
Breadman is right in principle that the clock starts when you enter the room, but at the end of the day that's usance only. If there's an argument later, the only "evidence" is really the time entered when the key was fetched, and you can bet that's what will be the first pointer in the discussion.
But I also agree that it's not a big issue. In fact few girls exploit the situation, and many are very reasonable over time to be paid. Obviously the better the session, from her point of view as well, the more likely there will be no problem at all. But we have to keep control.
The key here (pun intended) is to ensure that the girl does not pick up the key on the way to the lounge introduction/snuggle/chat. In my case, our trip to the upstairs lounge was an opportunity to find out whether I wanted to have a go at her. Up to that point, nothing had been agreed upon.
Mambo, who made the suggestion to head to the upstairs lounge? If it was you, then you 'pretty much' sealed the deal to have a go with her. Now if you had moved to a nearby couch to relax and she sat with you, that in my mind is still in the interview stage. But you took her out of the main room into a more intimate/private setting...almost like taking a girl into the kino.
This is a grey area in a way. If you started talking to a girl at Oase and it was summer and then mentioned you were going outside...and she followed to keep up the sales pitch...then your still in the interview stage.
I don't think there was any grey area at all. I made no such commitment until up in the lounge we began a very short period of light kissing, when we agreed to depart for a room and Birge retrieved the key, at which point the clock starts.
Actually the start of the clock in Oase is also unambiguous, since the purpose of going to the kino is for some light sexual playtime in public, not just an introduction in a quiet place, as occurred in Samya.
Comparing the two processes is relevant to time management, but is like comparing apples and oranges.
Mambo, who made the suggestion to head to the upstairs lounge? If it was you, then you 'pretty much' sealed the deal to have a go with her. Now if you had moved to a nearby couch to relax and she sat with you, that in my mind is still in the interview stage. But you took her out of the main room into a more intimate/private setting...almost like taking a girl into the kino.
This is a grey area in a way. If you started talking to a girl at Oase and it was summer and then mentioned you were going outside...and she followed to keep up the sales pitch...then your still in the interview stage.
when we agreed to depart for a room and Birge retrieved the key,
Im just making assumptions, I wasn't there.
Id still like to know if you asked her to go to the upstairs lounge? And as you state above, did Birge actually leave to get the key when you asked? Or might she have already had it in her posession?
There are alot of grey area's at all the clubs...it all depends on a mix of the club's rules and the girl in question. And we all know how women are...you can't predict what they'll do. I've read here many a time how a girl will try to charge for the time chatting and/or in the kino. Its happened to me several times...all of a sudden those 5 minutes in the Kino were deducted from the room time...and all I did in the kino was give her a massage. She stated "your using up your half hour by giving me a massage". So I did the 25 minute fuck instead of trying to get out of the half hour and risk any blacklisting by her friends. In some case's (with some girls), the time in the Kino is the start of the clock.
Personally, I think by asking a girl to go to the upstairs lounge gives the girl the impression that you want her. Drag her upstairs to chat...and then tell her 'no' would have been an interesting change of the conversation. Would she bring it to the management? Or worse...tell the rest of the girls and have them blacklist you for the rest of the night?
Actually the start of the clock in Oase is also unambiguous, since the purpose of going to the kino is for some light sexual playtime in public, not just an introduction in a quiet place, as occurred in Samya.
This is not entirely true, either, Mambo. I've had full sessions in the kino. Once her head goes down between your legs, the ticking is underway.
Oh, I had some of those too, as you will see in my reports as I submit them. But in Birge's case, we were just chatting in the upstairs lounge and the head did not go between the legs until we reached the room. So, it seemed the key retrieval was the key event, in this case.
This is not entirely true, either, Mambo. I've had full sessions in the kino. Once her head goes down between your legs, the ticking is underway.
The answer is never clear. It really depends how long you "talk" and how much gets done. A gentleman does not occupy a ladies time unless he is serious. She is, after all, doing business and charges by the hour. It is not fair to use up a ladies time just because you can. On the other hand, a lady does not cheat a client by falsifying the time or billing at a misleading rate.
Obviously, you are entitled to interview time and she can spend time "advertising." But this must be reasonable. I would say no more than 5-10 minutes if you plan a 50E session. When a girl has spent considerable time with me outside of the room, I will reward her with an extended session. I think that is only fair.
There are some mongers who either want to economize on the cost or get freebies. I suggest you go find a girl friend. It just business--not personal. If you want good service, you must be fair, and treat the ladies like a good boyfriend. If you are better than the average, you will get better service.
I could not agree more.
There is a fine, but serious line between hesitating to go to the room with her and willing to abuse her companionship (aka GFE).
I don't mind if clock starts ticking before we are already in the room if she is already willingly and passionately in the game somewhere in the premises, be it the kino, lounge or the couch.
As long as it's not a trend among the majority of the girls at a particular place to rip you off by falsely noting the start time of the session, I am fine. Each girl has their own rules to play the game. That's what makes it still a fun to monger. Just accept it :)
The answer is never clear. It really depends how long you "talk" and how much gets done. A gentleman does not occupy a ladies time unless he is serious. She is, after all, doing business and charges by the hour. It is not fair to use up a ladies time just because you can. On the other hand, a lady does not cheat a client by falsifying the time or billing at a misleading rate.
Obviously, you are entitled to interview time and she can spend time "advertising." But this must be reasonable. I would say no more than 5-10 minutes if you plan a 50E session. When a girl has spent considerable time with me outside of the room, I will reward her with an extended session. I think that is only fair.
There are some mongers who either want to economize on the cost or get freebies. I suggest you go find a girl friend. It just business--not personal. If you want good service, you must be fair, and treat the ladies like a good boyfriend. If you are better than the average, you will get better service.
I'm considering visiting Samya in Cologne-Rodenkirchen, but I don't speak a word of German. How big a problem do you think this will be? Are there other FKK clubs in the region where English is more widespread?
At Samya, like the other NRW clubs I visited, I found fewer girls speak English than at a larger Hessen club, like Oase. While this issue was not a problem, per se, it did inhibit pre-session interaction and introduction with a girl of interest. This was particularly true at a club like Samya on a Friday night, when it is more like a party, nightclub atmosphere with the girls clustered at and around the bar, while the music is booming at top volume.
Perhaps at another time of day, or under different circumstances, not speaking more than a little German would be less of an issue at Samya. That being said, you'll have no problem checking in, finding the lockers and shower, and having a couple of sessions there.
For more details, see my recent report below.
I'm considering visiting Samya in Cologne-Rodenkirchen, but I don't speak a word of German. How big a problem do you think this will be? Are there other FKK clubs in the region where English is more widespread?
I'm considering visiting Samya in Cologne-Rodenkirchen, but I don't speak a word of German. How big a problem do you think this will be? Are there other FKK clubs in the region where English is more widespread?No worries. I agree with Mambomike. I have made three visits to Samya and have had no problems surviving very well on only english and swedish ( I'v had no use of my swedish so far!). Many girls from the eastern part of europe are often more skilled in english than in german. And the rest are usually very helpful and try hard to get you in horisontal position using only bodylanguage. So dont hesitate and go for it. I will hopefully be in Samya on saturday (if the snow dont stops me) practicing my non-existing german.
Tjohoo
I am going to be in Bonn this summer. Samya looks to be very conveniently located, but their web site does not appear to be working. Any help on this matter?
Any suggestions for other FKK clubs near Bonn would be appreciated.
I am familar with Artemis in Berlin, but nothing in western Germany.
I am going to be in Bonn this summer. Samya looks to be very conveniently located, but their web site does not appear to be working. Any help on this matter?
Any suggestions for other FKK clubs near Bonn would be appreciated.
http://www.samya.de/
If I would stay in Bonn my choice would be Park Sauna Residenz. The club with the best indoor and outdoor facilities in NRW and excellent dinner a la carte.
Esspecially in Summer I would not recommend Samya because of the missing outdoor facilities. Bernds is also an option.
Depending on how much you want to travel GT, LR, PHG and VV or the Big3 in Hessen also are an option to think about.
B30
I am going to be in Bonn this summer. Samya looks to be very conveniently located, but their web site does not appear to be working. Any help on this matter?
Any suggestions for other FKK clubs near Bonn would be appreciated.
I am familar with Artemis in Berlin, but nothing in western Germany.
The Samya site seems to be ok to me, I would agree with Big30, Bernds and Park Sauna would be good choices, but It helps If you have a car, as both clubs are a little way out of town. It's true Samya Is let down by not much of an outside area, I was there last July, It was quite pleasant sitting out In the shaded outside area, didn't bother me not having a large garden, depends If thats what you want.
I am going to be in Bonn this summer. Samya looks to be very conveniently located, but their web site does not appear to be working. Any help on this matter?Samya was awesome. I got there like 3 times in one week and will go more if I get a chance. I was there in the beginning of March when weather does not really encourage staying outdoors. They got a little patio with a fish tank outside but it was too cold there. Its door gets open from time to time to let the sigarette smoke out.
I'm considering visiting Samya in Cologne-Rodenkirchen, but I don't speak a word of German. How big a problem do you think this will be? Are there other FKK clubs in the region where English is more widespread?I found there just one girl who does not speak English (other than "how are you" and "sorry") and about 3 girls who do no speak German but can speak decent English. The only challenge could be when you enter the club because sometimes the lady at the door does not speak English at all. You should be fine though because she can always call one of the girls to give you a brief introduction to the club. That's what happened to me on my first visit. On my next visit another lady opened the door and she spoke English a little.
Park Sauna Residenz has had something of a revival on the German boards, gets constantly good reports at present. Was dismal to start with....
will gird my loins and take a butcher's.....and send despatch from front line.
Finally I was able to return to Samay after months of absense. I rang the doorbell at around 13:00. The carpark was almost empty. My Smart Car was the third car there. Greeted by the same women as last time. A quick shower and up to the bar.
Entering the room was like beeing a part of a moviescen when a stranger enters a saloon in the wild west. Everyone stops talking and turns around an looks at the stranger. In the moviescen the bar would have been full of dirty cowboys, in Samya it was "full" of 10 nude beautiful women. Not a man as far as the eye could see, except myself of course. Everyone was looking at me. Great feeling to be over 40 years old and to have 10 nude 20-year old girls looking at you with lust in their eyes! Neverming that it was just lust for my Euro!
I ate a late breakfast and enjoyed the scenery. Two girls rose my interest. Both roumanian I guess. One very young looking girl with dark blond, long curly hair and big breasts. And on with black hair and a very, very cute friendly face. Befoer doing a session I wanted a beer and a sauna. When both tasks were completed I went up to the dark haired girl and started a conversation. Her name was Golda, she was 19 years old and had been working in Samya for 6 months. We ended up I a room rather quick, and there we had a great time. She was very serviceminded and rather talented in what she was doing. Her breasts were heavenly soft and she rode the lust out of me in just 15 minutes. Great!
Then followed some hours of eating, drinking and saunabathing. During that time Merisa arrived. I had seen her dance nude on the stage on my last visit and my goal was to session with her. I know that it is often a mistake to make one girl my goal, there are big chances thay I will miss other great chances on the way. I saw Yoel, Linna, and Bella but I had made my decision, and afterwards I am not sure if it was the right decision.
During dinner Merisa passed by my table and I when I followed her with my eyes she came up to me and gave me a kiss. I told her to join me after dinner, she said yes and left with her plate. 20 minutes later she returned. Merisa is 27 years old, very confident, and are one of the girls that everyone seems to know at Samya. Yoel and Amalia are two other girls in that category. Merisa has a superthin muscular body, very very sexy in my eyes. Looking at her when she was undressing in the room was a great turn-on. Her service was OK but not near my expectations. She was not very in to sucking, but she made up for that when it came to fucking and kissing. It was one wery sweaty session. Afterwards we had some nice smalltalk in bed. She emptyed my batteries totally so after some more food and a nap outside the saunas I went back to the hotel for a short sleep before the early flight back home.
Tjohoo
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So. I'm going to Cologne and was thinking of getting rid of my FKK virginity.
I think I read somewhere in this thread that Samya was a good place for a FKK-newbie to start. Or should I go to Living Room instead?
I'm gonna be in Cologne for around 24 hours in early April and I am thinking of getting rid of my FKK virginity.
I think I read somewhere on the forum that Samya was a good place for a newbie? Or should I go to Living Room instead?
I'm gonna be in Cologne for around 24 hours in early April and I am thinking of getting rid of my FKK virginity.
I think I read somewhere on the forum that Samya was a good place for a newbie? Or should I go to Living Room instead?
Living Room is a little less than 40 miles from Cologne, so Samya is simplier/easier to get to.
At both clubs, a large number of the girls speak english, as do most of the staff. Both, in my experience, are "newbie" friendly. I find LR a little more relaxed.
What would I do? I've been to LR 3 times and Samya about a dozen. (Cornella is beautiful, speaks excellent english and is fun in the zimmer)
Living Room is a little less than 40 miles from Cologne, so Samya is simplier/easier to get to.Ahh - I just assumed that since you could easily take the train to Ikea Kaarst from the main station it was not that far away. But easy access (and limited amount of transport) from city center with public transport is crucial for me.
At both clubs, a large number of the girls speak english, as do most of the staff. Both, in my experience, are "newbie" friendly.That's great. I speak a little German but prefer English.
What would I do? I've been to LR 3 times and Samya about a dozen. (Cornella is beautiful, speaks excellent english and is fun in the zimmer)That I'll take as a recommendation of Samya. I will post a newbie report if I go.
BTW - sorry for the double posting.
As a former newbie, I found Samya treated newbies no different than any other FKK. That being said, I found the girls at Samya to be a little more difficult to approach and choose, mainly because the bar is loud and you have to introduce yourself to an unknown (to you) girl. Choosing one was a little like poking peas with a fork. I was there during a Friday evening, so it may be different at other times.
Samya is also in the middle of an industrial area and I saw no train stations nearby. I would strongly advise taking a taxi from whatever train station is closest.
I have no experience with LR.
I'm gonna be in Cologne for around 24 hours in early April and I am thinking of getting rid of my FKK virginity.
I think I read somewhere on the forum that Samya was a good place for a newbie? Or should I go to Living Room instead?
Sirs,
Michaelshoven train station is close to Samya. It takes between 5-10 minutes to walk from the station to Samya. Trains from Koln HBF to Michaelsoven take around 25 minutes. Line number is 16. If you look on Samya's website there is a timetable.
If anyone needs more info let me know as I have travelled to Samya by train several times in the last couple of years.
Z
Living Room is a little less than 40 miles from Cologne, so Samya is simplier/easier to get to.The Living Room can also be reached relatively easily from Koeln main railway station despite its apparent distance from Koeln. From Koeln Hbf take the RE express in the direction Krefeld which leaves at 42 minutes past the hour, 23 minutes later and after one stop at Dormagen get off at Neuss Hbf, cross to platform 8 and take the S28 (in the direction Kaarster See) one stop (5 Mins.) to Ikea Kaarst, from here the club is an easy 10 minute walk.
I have only visited Samya a couple of times but have never really understood the towel situation. In my first session the girl gave me a towel for my shower afterwards but during my second session the girl did not, this had me hunting high and low for one, finally I asked for one at the reception only to be met by a puzzled look and given a towel.
On my second visit I asked the girl afterwards whilst we were down in the basement and she got one from one of the cleaning staff. I never really figured this one out are you supposed to use the same towel the whole time you are there?
The Living Room can also be reached relatively easily from Koeln main railway station despite its apparent distance from Koeln. From Koeln Hbf take the RE express in the direction Krefeld which leaves at 42 minutes past the hour, 23 minutes later and after one stop at Dormagen get off at Neuss Hbf, cross to platform 8 and take the S28 (in the direction Kaarster See) one stop (5 Mins.) to Ikea Kaarst, from here the club is an easy 10 minute walk.
I have only visited Samya a couple of times but have never really understood the towel situation. In my first session the girl gave me a towel for my shower afterwards but during my second session the girl did not, this had me hunting high and low for one, finally I asked for one at the reception only to be met by a puzzled look and given a towel.
On my second visit I asked the girl afterwards whilst we were down in the basement and she got one from one of the cleaning staff. I never really figured this one out are you supposed to use the same towel the whole time you are there?
My only point, it's less than 6 mi (~10km) and 1 taxi ride from the center of Koln. No switching trains, no waiting on trains and no easy walk from train station. If you're already in Koln, Samya is easier to get to.
Towels, I get'm from the reception desk.
My only point, it's less than 6 mi (~10km) and 1 taxi ride from the center of Koln. No switching trains, no waiting on trains and no easy walk from train station. If you're already in Koln, Samya is easier to get to.
Appologies Boomer10, I am in complete agreement with you. To be clear I probably should have quoted the following.
Ahh - I just assumed that since you could easily take the train to Ikea Kaarst from the main station it was not that far away. But easy access (and limited amount of transport) from city center with public transport is crucial for me.Hence I was thinking in terms of public transport rather than taxis.
Thanks for the info regarding the towels.
Uncle Volodya
03-22-10, 02:31
! An just the thought of making that walk gets my heart pumping!
I will be there this Wednesday and Thursday. They have some kind of Wild West Poker tournament Wednesday (half off admission if you wear a cowboy hat). Free Whiskey too. Sounds like fun!
Hope to finaly get a session wiht Amira and those lovely juggs of hers.
Promise to post!
Uncle-V
Sirs,
Michaelshoven train station is close to Samya. It takes between 5-10 minutes to walk from the station to Samya. Trains from Koln HBF to Michaelsoven take around 25 minutes. Line number is 16. If you look on Samya's website there is a timetable.
If anyone needs more info let me know as I have travelled to Samya by train several times in the last couple of years.
Z
My only point, it's less than 6 mi (~10km) and 1 taxi ride from the center of Koln. No switching trains, no waiting on trains and no easy walk from train station. If you're already in Koln, Samya is easier to get to.
Taxi from Koln Hauptbahnof to Samya costs 18euros, and takes 20-30mins depending on traffic. You may also take the U-bahn (U16 ?) to Michaelshoven, which takes 23mins and runs every 10 or 20mins. Then a 5 minute walk and you are at the door of Samya. The way from the U-bahn station to Samya is a bit tricky though. Hint : Cross the bridge!
Park Sauna Residenz has had something of a revival on the German boards, gets constantly good reports at present. Was dismal to start with....
will gird my loins and take a butcher's.....and send despatch from front line.
So what's being said about Residenz?
You may also take the U-bahn (U16 ?) to Michaelshoven, which takes 23mins and runs every 10 or 20mins. Then a 5 minute walk and you are at the door of Samya. The way from the U-bahn station to Samya is a bit tricky though. Hint : Cross the bridge!
You surely meant don't cross the bridge, that is if you're coming to Michaelshoven from Köln centre. Cross the bridge on the way back to the station. This map (http://osm.org/go/0GC7x4Efv-?layers=0B00FTF) detail should be self explanatory (U-bahn traffic drives on the right).
Solid State
04-05-10, 00:28
After striking out at sara' I headed over to Samya. I planned to go on Saturday
Anyway and wished I had as it was mega easter party night.
Been many times before so got a warm welcome from the door lady. E50 and down stairs to the changing rooms. For anyone who has never been their facilities are first class-4 different shower areas where if your lucky the girls will shower also. Up to the main room and lots of nice girls on shows 15-20 but only a few that took my fancy. My first choice, yara was not present. She has a firey temperament and wonder whether she has fallen out with someone. Got talking to a plain looking blond(lenka 19)not really my type. Shewas fun and bubbly and spoke a little english.
Still surveying the premises I had made eye contact with a few potentials and got a positive response. I would go down stairs and freshen up and then move in on who ever came around first. As it happened Lenka had followed me down stairs to see what I was up to. What the hell what's e50 I'll give her a try for half an hour, she had a nice character and was willing.
Upstairs in the room she started off by laying on her stomach and asking me to massage her. Oh my god! Had I made a mistake here this was classic time wasting tactics. I told her to stop messing around which fired her into action
And boy what action. Nice little body as it goes see cup tits, shapely little arse
When bent over, great blowjob and fuck and I had now agreed to go for the hour. She really seemed to be enjoying what I was giving her and she was
Pushing alot of my buttons but right when what I thought was her having
An orgasm she reached into her bag for her phone to tell me I had 3 mins
Left-a pro to the max.
After the session down stairs she seemed to attach herself to me. I didn't want to cramp her style and put other punters off but she didn't seem to mind. A couple of hours passed and she was still chilling with me.
She wanted another session with me. As I enjoyed the first one so I endulged
Her before she had to go at midnight.
She must have been disappointed I only wanted half hour now and it really
Affected the performance. All in all she was great fun and a girlfriend
Experience but it wasn't real(as opposed to rgfe)
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I have gathered from info here to take U bahn to Rodenkirchen Michaelshoven stop. But what next? How far by foot? The more precise that directions the more helpful.
Thanks in advance
Rick
I have gathered from info here to take U bahn to Rodenkirchen Michaelshoven stop. But what next? How far by foot? The more precise that directions the more helpful.
Thanks in advance
RickSamya can be reached by public transportation as follows.
Samya is located about 10 minutes walk from tram line 16 stop Michaelshoven; from Koeln main railway station Dom/Hbf take the line 16 tram in the direction Bad Godesberg, and after approximately 25 minutes get off at Michaelshoven.
Head towards the footbridge over the railway lines, do not cross the footbridge but turn left and exit the station down a narrow dark pathway, ahead you will see a security guard's hut veer right at this point and the pathway will gradually open up into a road with some trucks parked up for the night.
Follow this road until you come to a relatively busy main road, cross this road and continue straight ahead into Emil Hoffmann Str. you should pass both a bus stop and a sign to Samya which at the moment appears not to point in quite the right direction, continue along this road until you come to the first right turn (into Kirschbaumweg) take this and after a short distance you will see the yellow tented extension of the Samya building.
Cutty Sark
05-09-10, 22:00
First, great thanks to Ableyone for the directions- they are spot on if you want to save the cab fare. For others also, the cab fare is not much, you can reach Samya from the city center with less than 20 Euro.
I was in Samya last Saturday and stayed for 5-6 hours from evening until late night.
I have been to 3-4 other FKK clubs before going to Samya, and my first impression on entering the place was as follows:
1. Quality of girls much better than other clubs
2. Space and comfort of the mingling area much worse than other clubs
The most important aspect of this club became clear a little later- When I arrived there were 2 men to every girl in the club, and this ratio became progressively worse as the night wore on. Ultimately there were only a handful of girls and more than 50 men in the club!
One of the girls i was with (Anika, Hungarian) explained that this is a regular feature with Samya and this is why it is much sought after by the working girls because they are able to do brisk business without trying too much. That is also the reason why the club is able to get good talent. However because of the lack of space they are not able to get more than a certain number of girls. Anika was also working in another club but shifted to Samya recently and she said that she has had much better earnings since then.
The girls are very professional- which is both good and bad. On the good side, service standards as well as prices (50 Eur with BBBJ +25 for CIM) are fixed and you will not be disappointed. On the bad side, GFE is seriously compromised. If you approach any girl, you will have to wait between 30 minutes to 2 hours to get her, depending on:
1. How many men have "booked" her before you
2. Whether there is a free room in the house
Service in the room was great but once out, the girls would make it clear to everyone that they wanted to relax for some time before taking the next client, so there was very little mingling during this time.
The bar area is tiny and it is hard to find a place to sit. There is a bigger outside area but the weather has to be warm for one to sit there, on the day that i was there it was not the case.
There was a good selection of drinks (many types of beer and many soft drinks) as well as some great food- barbecue outside and salads inside.
For a non smoker like me, it was a problem- a small area with 50 frustrated men and 15 tired women who are smoking non-stop- the place was a gas-chamber!
The club is in 4 floors, basement is actually nice with sauna, massage and showers. Ground floor is the bar (inadequate as reported above). First floor has only rooms, and second floor has a small but nice TV lounge as well as more rooms. On football nights this is quite popular and i can imagine it would be very nice as well.
I don't regret going to Samya but next time I will go to Living Room, which is more relaxed and easy.
Last weekend I returned to Köln for a visit to Samya and Living Room. I had planned to go on this trip a coulple of weekes earlier, but the ashes from Iceland stopped me.
I decided to visit Samya on Friday and LR on Saturday. The reason was that Samya arragend a football-evening on Saturday and theme-nights tend to be to crowded for me. I guess that type of arrangements are more fun if you are a group of friends partying together.
When I arrived at 3 pm. The parking was already almost full, only one empty spot for me, next to the entrace. This looked to become a busy Friday with a lot of girls and guests, but that would not be the case.
I arrived 30 seconds before Onita, who returned after a holiday-break if I understood the conversation at the reception correct. The girls looks stunning in their "civil clothes". It is strange, but it is easier to understand how extremly beautiful some of them are when they are fully dressed. Onita for example in a chic jacket and thight jeans must make most of us men turn our heads if she should walk by us in the street, and most men would think that it would be impossible to get a girl like that in bed. But in the fantastic country Germany and in clubs like Samya that is more then possible, it's almost a garantie.
When I enterd the bar area I my whithe uniform I almost immediately found Ranja behind the bar, dancing and smiling. I have read many positive reports about her and I did not take any risks of missing her and started a conversation. She is a happy bubbly, intellegent girl. We got on very well and we soon landed on the bed in the great big room 5. She is a pro, and knows exactly how to play the game. She jumped up on the bed on all four and let me finger her I all possible ways. She has soft light brown skin and a just stunning pussy. It was amazing to have her on top of me, and looking at the whole show in the mirrors in the ceiling. She is very serviceminded. Afterwards she told me that we had 10 minutes left and wondered what I wanted to do during that time.
When I had paid her I took a long sauna and grabbed a nap for 1, 5 hours. Then it was time for dinner and then time for a new session. Just before dinner I started to talk to a Mandy, a 20 year old german girl. She has very special hair-do. Someone compared it to a lion. We talked a bit and decided to eat before going to the room. We were both very hungry. Outside the room she was smiley and easy to talk to, but once we entered the room everything changed. She got silent, shy and withdrawn. She undressed after a while. I could not touch her pussy and she only gave very light kisses. And she said absolutely nothing. I have no idea what happend. She gave me an OK blowjob and then on with the condom and a mecanical fuck from both sides. My worst experience in a club so far. Well thats life. The clock had passed 7 PM and Samy would normally start to get into party-mood. But not this night, well not before 9:30 PM when I gave up. I like to look at the girls dancing on the stage and I like the music and the pulse. But it was not to be found at Samya the 7 of May 2010.
Next stop Living Room.
Well done Tjohoo, glad to hear you had a good session with Ranja, I've seen her a few times over the last two years, and she Is one of the best performers, as well as very sexy, unlucky about Mandy though.
Smart Some
05-19-10, 19:12
Hi,
I was at Samya last thursday. I have been with Ranja couple of times and no doubt she is very good, passionate and knows her job very well, but in my opinion her time calculation is always up by 0.5 hour. My first encounter was billed for 2 hour and second one was billed as 1 hours , though in my opinion the session was exactly half i.e. 1 hours and .5 hour.
Secondly her 1 hour charge is 100 E rather than a conventional rate of 75 E.
Happy Mongering,
SS
Well done Tjohoo, glad to hear you had a good session with Ranja, I've seen her a few times over the last two years, and she Is one of the best performers, as well as very sexy, unlucky about Mandy though.
Last weekend I did a visit to Samya.
Took tram 16 to Michaelsoven, from there it's a 10 minute walk to Samya. I arrived in the late afternoon.
They were barbequeing in the oudoor area, so after showering I had dinner.
After having seen Onita dancing nude during a previous visit, and reading reports about her, I wanted a session with her, but she was busy with some of her regular clients.
In the beginning, the lineup was rather limited. A few Romanian girls were sitting nearby, and one of them looked quite attractive. So I sat next to her and tried to talk to her. She called herself Gilba, see details on the Samya website. However, she didn't seem very interested in talking to me, constantly looked away and sometimes talking to her girlfriends. So I gave her up.
Then I discovered Lila at the bar. She's a Polish curly blonde with sparkling eyes. (169 cm, 22 years, B cup according to the website, although I'd guessed her age to be a somewhat higher.) She was very easy to talk to, and we soon ended up in a room. Good kissing, and she seemed to enjoy DATY. Then BJ and sex in a few positions. When I still hadn't come after having sex for a while, she suggested BBBJTCIM, and I agreed. That did the trick. A good session, especially the BJ, and the girl has good attitude. Will probably repeat if she's still there on my next visit.
After some sauna, I returned to the bar and relaxed there for a while. I saw Onita again, alone on a couch. So I went up to her and tried to start a conversation. She explained to me that she had regular clients paying for her time even then, so she was not available. I'm not sure if that was the truth, or if she simply didn't want to session with me. I've read that she can be picky.
So I went on to sit with Netti (Hungary, short to shoulder length dark hair, 157 cm, 20 years, A cup), who often hangs around with Onita. I had been with her on my previous visit, so I knew roughly what to expect. A quite energetic session, with kissing, BJ, sex and a CIM finish. Her BJ may have been a bit hard, but it did work. Will probably repeat, but maybe not on every visit.
CIM is neither listed on Lila's nor Netti's page on the Samya website, so it's possible they don't offer this service to everyone.
After some more sauna and relaxing in the bar, I realised I was too tired for another session, which was a pity, as the lineup had improved during the hours I had been there, including a couple of beauties I'd really like to session with. Both slim and curvy, one petite and one quite tall. I saw them dancing topless in the bar later on, along with Onita, Netti and another girl. Onita and Netti were dancing nude.
I missed Linna, who I've had a couple of excellent sessions with earlier.
Oh, and it looks like BJ queen Bilge has either quit the business or moved to another club, she's no longer listed on the website.
ISG members seem to be getting a reputation as easy pickings in clubs. I keep hearing of guys being overcharged. One instance where a guy was charged an exta 50E for sex in addition to the normal 50E.
Whereas this practice of upping the ante is a virus in the Frankfurt clubs, it now seems to have spread to Cologne. Give in and you make it not only worse for yourself but all other 'tourists' who follow your footsteps. Don't get chewed by the sharks.
Pierced Lover
06-04-10, 00:17
Hi. Visiting Koln next week and thinking of visiting Samya. Wondering if any of the ladies have interesting intimate piercings.
Thanks
Angus Magee
06-04-10, 10:34
Hi. Visiting Koln next week and thinking of visiting Samya. Wondering if any of the ladies have interesting intimate piercings.
Thanks
There was a girl I session-ed with last October who had a number of pussy piercings,3-4 around the labia. But you will have to look up my post to get the name. You will find it in this thread as well as the RoD thread. But I also have to mention that she was not the greatest of sessions so maybe this info is of little use to you. But I can say that in any reasonably well staffed FKK there is likely to be a girl with at least one genital piercing. The trick is finding her.
One can always ask if one has the language skills and maybe a bit of chutzpah.
Assuming the girls walk around naked in Samya, it would be easy to notice the glint of metal catching your eye.
But if that is not the case and you still want to know you will be relieved when I tell you that 'piercing' is the German word for exactly the same thing in English.
So why not say 'piercing?' and point, see how she reacts. I know it's rude to point but what the hell.....it's only sex.
Or as Pierced Lover is your moniker show her yours and maybe she will show you hers.
If you are yourself so adorned, it would be very interesting to hear your further experiences, as normally girls in FKK clubs will refuse if a guy is swinging his chain.
Pierced Lover
06-06-10, 15:00
Assuming the girls walk around naked in Samya, it would be easy to notice the glint of metal catching your eye.
But if that is not the case and you still want to know you will be relieved when I tell you that 'piercing' is the German word for exactly the same thing in English.
So why not say 'piercing? ' and point, see how she reacts. I know it's rude to point but what the hell. It's only sex.
Or as Pierced Lover is your moniker show her yours and maybe she will show you hers.
If you are yourself so adorned, it would be very interesting to hear your further experiences, as normally girls in FKK clubs will refuse if a guy is swinging his chain.Myself I'm not pierced. But I'm looking to see what it is like to fuck a girl with a pierced clit. I think they look great! Also wanting to experience a BJ from a girl with a pierced tongue. And I just love the look of pierced nipples!
I have been wondering how typical piercings (other than ears and belly button, which are probably common) are in girls in FKK clubs. Was thinking Samya was good to visit in Cologne but if you have other advice too for that area let me know.
Thanks
On 1st Saturday of May, I entered the Samya, one my favorite, I had been there once and facilities were nice which makes newbee like me comfortable. There was lot of crowd because of some partyday, after changing at downstair shower, I sat on bar stool, enjoying the atmosphere, half an hour later, some smiling, intros I started talking to a blonde, ginny, nice figure and good in talking. Inside the room I had one of my best fuck and GFE of lifetime, lots of kissing, talking, snuggling DATY and 69. It was very enjoyable, Ginny was very good in bed and made my experience enjoyable, one hour later I got out had shower and went to bar. There was nice poledancing going on, the place got very crowded; it was difficult to move and stand so I decided to left. It was great experience so I thought I must share it.
Angus Magee
06-07-10, 08:30
Myself I'm not pierced. But I'm looking to see what it is like to fuck a girl with a pierced clit. I think they look great! Also wanting to experience a BJ from a girl with a pierced tongue. And I just love the look of pierced nipples!
I have been wondering how typical piercings (other than ears and belly button, which are probably common) are in girls in FKK clubs. Was thinking Samya was good to visit in Cologne but if you have other advice too for that area let me know.
Thanks
Ultimately you will have to find out for yourself what it is like as your experience is likely to be different from mine. That said, my experience is that there is little discernable difference in banging a girl with a pierced clit as opposed to un-pierced. Except of course the visuals. I have been told by girls that the piercing makes things more sensitive for them. But this comes into play more when they receive oral as I understand it. And when giving a girl oral I have found the piercing more of a distraction than anything else. The jewelry tends to click against the teeth and I have just never found the rhythm for purer piercing pleasure.
As for receiving oral from a girl with a pierced tongue-I find that often there not that much difference than with non pierced. I can only think of one girl (Bulgarian Connie @ Artemis) who really seemed to know how to use the stud for maximum pleasurable effect. And frankly I think Connie just knows how to give a great bj and the stud sort of does not get in the way. More often I find the piercing to be just an irritant. Sort of like the un-judicial use of teeth in a bj. Like teeth, the piercing is hard and needs a very delicate touch to bring it into play properly.
But as I say-I encourage you to explore for yourself.
How common is it? Not that common-clit piercing-and a bit more common-tongue piercing. But if you look you will find a girl with the accoutrements you seek.
AM
Continued from my trip to the Wendy Somer party the day before.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1030186&postcount=64
I arrived at Samya at about 1pm, the weather was already hot and sticky, paid my €50 entrance fee and went down to change. On going on up to the bar there wasn't many customers, but a few ladies, I was In no rush to session, so got a drink and relaxed out In the garden area, there was a couple of girls I liked the look of, but I waited till later.
I ended up back at the bar later, a Hungarian girl called Daniella was sat next to me, and she gave her best effort to get me upstairs, she had some Interesting tramp stamps and a good body, but I felt she was trying to hard, so guessed she was a hustler, picking on new/unknown guests.
I got some food and had a sit down, most of the girls now look similar dark haired Romanians, but there were a couple of blondes, I saw a slim very good looking blonde across the bar, so went over for a chat, her name was Katie, and she told me she was from Finland, she spoke good English, and seamed nice enough, so went on up to the room. Katie was quite business like, kissing was a nono, BBBJ was good though, was a good session, not outstanding, but she was an optikfick.
I think It was around 6pm by this time, so got another drink and some more food, got chatting to Loret at the bar, she Is a young Romanian girl, quite dark looking, looks a litttle bit gypsie, she was a nice girl, and spoke good English, she told me she had lived In England for a few years growing up, Loret offered to go to a room, but I wanted to take my time, so told her maybe later.
By about 7:30-8:00 I was In two minds to stay at Samya or head to Beverly, I still didn't see many girls at Samya I wanted to session with, mostly dark balkan looking Romanian girls, nothing wrong with Romanian girls, If one looked like http://www.lillyroma.com/ I'd probally still be there now lol. Also no Latinas or Asian/Black girls working, being a Saturday night you'd thought there would of been plenty of choice, maybe I'm getting far to fussy, I got changed and hit the road to Beverly disco.
Anyone considering visiting Samya, don't be put off, maybe you will have a better time than me, and girls come and go, so I do Intend on coming back In the future.
I saw a slim very good looking blonde across the bar, so went over for a chat, her name was Katie, and she told me she was from Finland, she spoke good English, and seamed nice enough, so went on up to the room. Katie was quite business like, kissing was a nono, BBBJ was good though, was a good session, not outstanding, but she was an optikfick.Sounds very familiar. There's been quite a discussion about Kati over the years. Didn't know she was still around.
Thanks for the report.
Chico Charlie 1
06-10-10, 06:32
This particular lady has got a lot of references on the Forum. A GFE for some and not for some. Surely has an attitude. Had her 3 years ago but the memory is still fresh in my mind as we shared a wonderful session of 1 hour.
Depends how you treat her.
Charlie
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