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56269 Dierdorf
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http://www.finca-erotica.de

Jackyo
05-02-07, 17:54
Thought I would find one on the RF and throw it up here.

This is by Teddybaer who most often reports on the clubs in Duesseldorf, particularly La Bedo and Blue Note.

He is a little bit out of his typical operating range in reporting on this club.


Finca Erotica in Dierdorf-durchwachsen

Nach dem Negativerlebnis am Montag bei der Mittfuffzigerin im Hunsrück nahm ich die Tour nach Dierdorf auf mich, die Woche konnte nur noch besser werden.

Leider ist meine Favoritin Melly dort wohl nicht mehr tätig- ein Urgestein noch aus Görgeshausener Tagen und wir hatten letztes Jahr ein sehr schönes Erlebnis, erst im Kino und danach im Zimmer.

Also neu umgeschaut und nachdem ich einige Anbaggerversuche erfolgreich abgewehrt hatte, war es ausgerechnet Laura, eine dunkelhaarige Polin in Stiefeln, die nicht baggerte und bei der ich mich dann an der Theke niederließ.

Leider ging sie auf meinen Vorschlag nicht ein, erst im Kino oder irgendwo zu kuscheln sondern strebte mit mir im Schlepptau direktemang los, um ein Zimmer zu besetzen.Was folgte, war FO mit viel Handeinsatz und ein recht "mauer "GV. Nach 30 Minuten brach ich ohne Ergebnis ab und wollte mich für Maid Nr. 2 aufsparen.

Das wurde dann Doris, eine Halbamerikanerin mit Krulleköpfchen, halbdunklem Teint und sehr liebenswürdigem Wesen. Zwar nicht im Kino, sondern auf der Couch davor verwöhnte sie mich "hofmäßig" und fand dann Zugang zu einem Zimmer rechts oben neben dem Kinoeingang.Alles an ihr und mit ihr war klasse und ich versprach ihr schon einen weiteren Durchgang, da kam der Hammer: "Ich mache gleich Feierabend."

Also nix mit da capo.

Inzwischen führte Nünberg mit solidem Vorsprung gegen Frankfurt , ich drehte meine Runden und blieb bei Jasmina aus Rumänien hängen, einem etwas fülligerem Mädel mit niedlicher Freundin. Leider schenkte mir diese keine Aufmerksamkeit, Jasmina winkte und so wurde es wieder ein Durchgang ohne Vorspiel im Kino oder auf einer Couch.Jasmina pendelt wohl zwischen Pohlheim,Dierdorf und Wuppertal.Die Nummer war zwar besser als mit Laura, aber bei weitem nicht so intensiv wie mit Doris.

Übrigens gab es gegen Mitternacht noch Ravioli, während gegen 20 Uhr nur noch Reisreste und genügend grüner Salat ( bin doch keine Schnecke oder Schildkröte ) zur Verfügung standen.

Nach diesen zwei Tagen konnte nur noch der Hof alles rausreißen
Fazit: to follow.

Toscana
05-02-07, 20:54
.... because the thread is new, not because the club has not been visited.

If anyone is looking for info on the club, make a forum search on the FKK threads for "Finca", and you'll come up with several descriptions. Among others, by Fly Bob, Marlow and myself.

Ortos
05-03-07, 21:59
.... because the thread is new, not because the club has not been visited.

If anyone is looking for info on the club, make a forum search on the FKK threads for "Finca", and you'll come up with several descriptions. Among others, by Fly Bob, Marlow and myself.

So Tosc:

How do you rate Finca in comparison to, say, GT/PHG on the one hand, or World/Palace/Oase on the other. Is it in the same league...?

Toscana
05-04-07, 16:15
So Tosc:

How do you rate Finca in comparison to, say, GT/PHG on the one hand, or World/Palace/Oase on the other. Is it in the same league...?

It is smaller than all of them. The new facilities are in my opinion good. I really like the circular bar, which makes contacting the girls easy. The garden is OK too. You can buy alcohol.

In terms of women, the best are up there with all the clubs you mention, in looks and performance, but there are not so many of them. As in all clubs there are dogs as well. I've had some really good sessions, they rely on locals repeating, so there is little cheating. It's quite a while since I was there, however.

Interestingly this is one club where there is often more going on in the afternoon than in the evening. Guess the guys from Koblenz and surrounds go home for dinner. It's an interesting place, you get the odd famous face turning up there.

Toscana
07-07-07, 23:08
This was my first visit to Finca in a while. I had intended to do the early shift at Palace, but an enforced diversion on the Autobahn gave me other options, and I decided on Finca instead. It turned out to be a good decision.

When I entered on the EUR 30 happy-hour ticket there were perhaps 12 girls and two punters. It was slow beginning, but by 15.00 there were about 25 girls and the men were catching up quickly. The numbers stayed that way until early evening. Unfortunately I had forgotten that Thursday is Dessous-day at Finca, which had been precisely the reason I decided against Oase. LOL. Must get myself better organised in future.

The interesting thing about Finca is that it is more of an afternoon club than an evening/night place. It draws most customers from the Koblenz and Limburg areas, and they have regulars from as far away as Trier and Luxembourg. It is definitely a regulars club, with many of the guys knowing each other, it seems to me. The girls know they cannot cut corners here. In quite a few visits over the years (including the predecessor club in Görgeshausen) I can only remember a couple of dud sessions, one with a Pole and one with a “Spaniard from Bucaresti”. And those girls quickly disappeared. No hiding at Finca. And the management asks very clearly for any comments when you leave, so they also know they have to keep the locals returning.

On this Thursday there was a perfectly OK line-up. You hear complaints on some of the German forums about an inconsistent line-up, but I can only judge on what I saw. I could have stayed another twelve hours and my eyes would not have run out of candidates. Mind you, I think Little Tosc might have left earlier, exhausted. There are a couple of superstars at Finca, but neither was there yesterday unfortunately. But, fear not, I found another. Great mix of nationalities too, plus not a Romanian in sight.

The garden was rained out, but it is now nicer as the trees have grown, giving more cover from prying eyes. The bar is circular, and one of the best IMHO of any FKK, as it is easy to walk round contacting the girls. The rest of the club is rather dark for my taste. The Kino upstairs is seeing much more use than before, and the girls tend to offer it as a warm-up. In fact I took my whole first session in there. No one there to witness the spectacle, but then these Germans always had taste. Food is cold buffet, OK, no more. The bar serves all drinks, you pay for the alcoholic ones.

It seems the girls are now permitted a gentle approach, which was not the case before. I like it very much, as it is very natural interaction. The desperate ones are not a pest, as in the Frankfurt Three sometimes. And you sometimes realise you are on to something better than you initially would have thought, which is a bonus. One girl approached me twice, invested time and I still didn’t go to the room with her. Tant pis for her, but no negative reaction. For that alone, I shall probably try her in future if she is around.

The other good thing is that, like at Goldentime – maybe others - you are timed into the room, so that arguments about how long you were there, which I have never witnessed, can be settled very easily.

There are some shapely Polish blondes there, if that’s your taste. It is mine. No real beauties in the facial department, but great bodies and seemingly friendly girls. The one I took first session was anyway.

Dorothea
Poland, nr. Krakau
Late twenties
Blonde, long, possibly coloured
About 163 cms
C cups, natural, lovely and soft, great curves

This was an early warm-up session for both of us, with standard services, performed in the Kino, after an unhurried touch-up conversation on one of the sofas. Dorothea had suggested the Kino for a warm-up, but we continued there for the whole session. The Kino is worth it just to follow the tasty butts up the stairs. :-) Full thirty minutes with kissing, BBBJ, 69 and multiples, no corners cut, good professional stuff. Funny experience was the 69, because I could never decide whether the moans were coming from Dorothea down towards my knees or the girl being rooted on the Kino screen. Whichever it was, they were probably faked. We certainly parted friends.

Watched some soccer to recuperate, but as soon as I wandered back towards the bar, a girl eating at one of the tables reached out her arm and half-blocked my passage in fun. She didn’t stop me but gave me a devastating smile. I’d already noted her as a strong prospect, in fact thinking she was a dusky oriental. In fact she is Brazilian, and Toscana has an appointment next week at the optician’s. I strolled on into the bright wintergarten which leads out to the garden, inspected the magazines lying around on the table for a minute or so and turned round to find that Gabriela had ditched her lunch tray and slunk behind me into the room. What followed was the best session so far this year for me, a statement not made lightly.

Gabriela
Brazil, Brasilia
Late twenties
Maybe 165 cms
Very slim, A cups
Dark skin, dark long hair, but European style face

A 9 in my book, Gabriella is a beauty indeed. To look at her you would say she’s about twenty, but the eyes always give it away, and she had those slight crinkles by the eyes when her face lit up with that shining smile. We chatted for quite a while. Her German is cranky and amusing. She has only been in Finca for a week. Before that she was a Traum-Paradies girl in Cologne for quite a while before taking a break for a couple of years. [Update: Gabriela was a popular busy girl at TP, and said she would often switch TV on and see “Promis” on screen that had been her customers! She kept her silence of course, but RTL has big studios in Cologne… The place has been sold, and Illy the manageress no longer there. It’s still operational as a Puff though].

We went to the room directly, and it was GFE at its finest. Just divine kissing. It’s amazing what you can do in an hour, when the girl brings a lot of fantasy with her. All I had to manage was eight fingers, two thumbs, lips, tongue and a by now very solidly performing dick. Gabriela is a delicate girl, not one of these Brazilians whose bouncy breasts and bubble-butts seem to fill the room. She goes in the category of slender tender bender, athletic in a graceful purposeful way. BBBJ and 69 were a great treat, with stacks of lascivious eye contact. Well in BBBJ at any rate… She rules out anal, but that didn’t mean that I couldn’t do all manner of things with the holes that matter, once she had learnt to trust me. She really got into the digital penetration in a big way, although I must admit I underestimated the difficulty of sustaining cowgirl with one thumb still jammed up the back. :-) :-). Climax was passionate in missionary. We both had a seriously good time, and an hour went by in a second. Quite simply one of those sessions that leave you drained, but emotionally on such a high. EUR 100 seemed to be so insignificant to me in view of the experience I'd had. But she took them nonetheless ;-)

I thought of finishing for the day after that, but I was on a roll and enjoying myself, so hung around, open as to what might follow. Had a snack at the buffet and crept into a corner by the jacuzzi and half-hidden by plants, hoping to have some peace to read and recover. No chance.

Another girl who had given me the eye several times wandered straight over. Another slim beauty, this time in a fetching satin crimson bikini. She doesn’t have the gorgeous face of Gabriela, more puckish attractive, but is certainly tasty with a cracker of a body.

Anita
Hungary, boondocks, can’t remember
25
About 165 cms
Very slim, A cups, immaculate arse, thighs and calves
Tanned v. smooth skin, dark long hair

My radar was firing rapid flashing warning signals to start with. She seemed too pushy, but it seemed she was simply determined to establish contact first, and the feared “wir gehen Zimmer?” after two minutes never came. She has good German, and we conversed happily enough for a quarter of an hour, touching and feeling in a relaxed sort of way. She grew on me, especially when she said she was up for anything except that her Popo was for her. Told her I’d just had a long session and was tired, so her “Popo” was out of the question. She laughed, and said, yes, she knew who I’d been with. ?? Yes, she watched all the guys as they go to the lockers. Hmm, guess we’re not the only ones. I was indeed rather tired, but she said, no worries, the girl simply has to work harder. By this time she was being genuinely friendly, and I decided I wanted the challenge. Would this be the long awaited first decent session with a Hungarian?

I can’t remember every detail of this session – in contrast to Gabriela – but Anita didn’t disappoint. Her kissing was not quite so languorous as I like, but it did the trick. We’re all different after all. Good quality BBBJ but without the eye contact, moving on to an excellent 69, which had her drowning me out and coming quite powerfully. I don’t understand why, but she was almost annoyed with herself. Maybe she just hates losing control of a session, no idea, but she recovered quickly and she motored me professionally through to completion with skilful cowgirl and immaculate doggy with such an exciting view of that beautiful arse.

This club is underrated in my view.

Ortos
07-08-07, 06:51
Thanks, Toscana, for another superbly written report full of details and conveying the atmosphere there...

What a shame that you seem to be the only one visiting this place, or at least visiting it and writing on it! I strongly favour a look inside myself now, having read your reports. If I remember, it is fairly easy to drive to off the A3, right?

You mention that it is more of an afternoon/evening club. Does this mean that if one enters at, say, 20.00, the number of girls dwindles as you approach midnight? Just curious what time most of the girls check in and check out there.

Anyway, thanks a mill for this view into FE...

Ortos

Mahaba
07-09-07, 16:41
Based on previous reports, I visited Finca Erotica this past Sunday. I think the place is a good choice. The girls are friendly, the service is good, and if your not driving, booze is included, both beer and a selection of hard stuff.

Theres even a supermarket next door, so if your wife is the open-minded liberal type, she can shop while you rent.

Its a unique place, likely not suited to someone who swears by FKK Palace or FKK World. However, I found the place laid back and relaxng.

I spent some time with Roxanne from Poland and Gabriella from Brazil. Roxanne was good, while Gabriella was great.

Finca Erotica should be a stop on anyones FKK tour.

Have fun.

Toscana
07-09-07, 21:39
Ortos,

I've not been to Finca in the evening, but the old club at Görg. was often emptier after 20.00. One of the girls at Finca this time confirmed that it can be busier in the afternoon. It's probably no reason to avoid the club though. You will get good service in my estimation.

Good to see confirmation about Gabriela from Mahaba. :-)

The French have discovered Finca now. See their forums. That's usually a good sign in my experience. But if no one from ISG wants to go there, Mahaba and I will happily enjoy and report on our own.... It'll be our pleasure. :-) :-)

Hunter105
07-10-07, 17:05
Ortos,

But if no one from ISG wants to go there, Mahaba and I will happily enjoy and report on our own.... It'll be our pleasure. :-) :-)Some weeks ago I met a girl with the name "Echo" at Samya in Cologne. She told me that she is more often at Finca. Do you know whether she is at Finca in the moment?

I think in an earlier mail you mentioned that you also met her.

Thanks

Hunter

Toscana
07-11-07, 18:36
Interesting. Yes, I know her. She wasn't at Finca last week. She'd be a welcome addition if that's still true.

Marlow
07-13-07, 14:27
Toscana has it pretty much on the nail (so to speak) in his description of Finca. It's a bit like the curate's egg - good in parts. Generally speaking, avoid the German girls who are usually drafted in from Cologne or Frankfurt to make up the numbers. They don't like going there too much and prefer the sausage machines where dicks are processed on an industrial scale. Germans are sniffy about Finca because it is in Westerwald, and Germans universally look down on folk from this region as retards and neanderthals. So when a girl has to 'pleasure' a westerwald opa (granddad) the rictus grin on her face tells you all. So don't pay too much attention to the german forums. But as you hunks on this site are clearly not in this catagory you can be the boon companion to the girls delighted to see you.
What's good about the club? Well, its pace is slower, more friendly and as Toscana shows when you score big, you score very big. It does have a lot of regulars. What's bad? there are days when it is best to concentrate on the tan and wave them away.
Evenings is a different crowd. Evenings is when single guys go there for a drink and socialising, often in groups of two or three. Once saw a party of seven arrive, yes all French. Evening action starts around ten pm when happy hour kicks in again. and the girls are more in to having fun, as they have made their money for the day.

Everhard
07-25-07, 03:19
I'd like to add some comments. I've been here three times. IMO the only thing that is really positive is the happy hour entrance. Most girls are good girls. After my 2nd visit I thought this place really good. I scored some good ones without even looking for it. They just sort of landed in my lap. I sobered up on my last visit though. Immediately upon entering I was approached by a girl that asked about going to a room within minutes. In any other club I'd be on my guard for this, but hey
1 This is Finca, no sharks here
2 The girl was Czech
3 Her kissing was not bad
In the room I got suspicious. She asked ½hour or hour. I said, let's wait and see. I can decide later? No, she wanted to know rigth then... So basically I was left with two choices. ½hour, or walk out of the room and expect a discussion with management with end result still paying 50€. I chose the former. A very short and shitty experience. The supply of kissing totally vanished in the room. Her name was Ga-something, with 3 syllables. Long dark hair.
The girls know they cannot cut corners here. If there is any truth in this, she won't be long lived. I can't imagine how she is supposed to get even one repeat customer. She kept swimming like a shark the whole evening, but not many men took the bait. Me, she put in a bad mood for the rest of the evening.:( At least I learned to never ever let my guard down. From now on I'll have to treat every place like Palace!

A negative thing in Finca is the artificial light-arrangement. It simply doesn't make the best out of the girls. For all I know, the girls here might be as beautiful as in Oase, but in this light I'll never know.


booze is included, both beer and a selection of hard stuff Mahaba, is this really first hand experience? The only booze I've seen served required a ticket bought at the reception.

In all, I think Finca is average in every respect, nothing really good and nothing really bad. Hardly worth a de-tour unless you're driving A3 with some hours to spare.

Ortos
07-25-07, 10:39
I'd like to add some comments. I've been here three times. IMO the only thing that is really positive is the happy hour entrance. Most girls are good girls. After my 2nd visit I thought this place really good. I scored some good ones without even looking for it. They just sort of landed in my lap. I sobered up on my last visit though. Immediately upon entering I was approached by a girl that asked about going to a room within minutes. Long dark hair. If there is any truth in this, she won't be long lived. I can't imagine how she is supposed to get even one repeat customer. She kept swimming like a shark the whole evening, but not many men took the bait. Me, she put in a bad mood for the rest of the evening.:( At least I learned to never ever let my guard down. From now on I'll have to treat every place like Palace!

A negative thing in Finca is the artificial light-arrangement. It simply doesn't make the best out of the girls. For all I know, the girls here might be as beautiful as in Oase, but in this light I'll never know.



We all must guard against the mistake of canning a whole club based on the negative experience we have with only one or two girls there. For FKK clubs: Does one bad apple, really spoil the whole basket, one must ask? Personally, I have often found that my own bad choice is to blame for my dud-session, not the club per se, but that is just my own expereince...

As for lighting: almost every club has the same lighting issues...

Ortos

Toscana
07-25-07, 12:44
I too am pretty sure you pay for the alcohol drinks, that's right, but they have a full selection. Prices? No idea.

Everhard, of course you will always run the risk of a dud. I've had them there too (Görgeshausen actually), as in every other club too. I can remember a Pole and a dreadful Romanian. The bad sessions are however fairly rare at this club, and the ones I suffered disappeared quickly. In a way it's a pity you didn't opt to discuss with management, because they seem to listen, and it would at least have drawn their attention to a potential problem. But I know it's difficult to decide what to do in the actual situation. It's a shame when it puts you in a bad mood, I agree.

Agree on the lighting 100%. It's stupid. Even the men's changing room was in almost total darkness. Not that anyone was particularly interested in seeing how beautiful I am. But you'll see they've rectified that.

Shame you can't remember the name. Could have saved me some grief. :-)

Marlow
07-25-07, 19:30
....sorry mate, didn't recognise you! Can't agree about the mens' locker room being in half light, otherwise how do you know what notes you are handing over if it's that bad? Or check you handy to see if your alibi still holds?
Yes, there are some bottom feeders in the club especially at this time of year. But July and August are never the best months to go deep muff diving. Not the season for it......
My advice in descending order of merit (to anyone who cares for it) is as always - avoid the cruisers, avoid those wearing fuck-me shoes, avoid tattooed ladies, watch a man's expression as he leaves the room, and if you can his expression as he hands over the dosh by his locker (this is a real litmus test), avoid girls who obviously are taking no interest in proceedings, avoid those who wander around with a towel around them.
There are diamonds at Finca, you have to search for them.

Everhard
07-26-07, 01:30
We all must guard against the mistake of canning a whole club based on the negative experience we have with only one or two girls there.That is true. Nevertheless my verdict of Average is an aggregated assessment based on three visits.

As for lighting: almost every club has the same lighting issues...Would you care to expand on that?
IMO good lighting (from the girls view) can be found at Palace or Oase. As long as we are talking German FKK, the same darkness as in Finca I think I've only experienced at Coocoon. Though darkness is only part of the problem because the lighting itself is so bad. For instance, there are some fridges that radiate strip light. If you've ever looked close at a girl(-friend) in strip light, you know what I mean:eek:...


Shame you can't remember the name. Could have saved me some grief. :-)She won't be hard to miss if you just watch out - which I didn't. Czech girl. A name, shot in the dark - Galenia.

Jackyo
07-27-07, 07:46
Does anyone here bring a flashlight with?

I have a small pocket one which I bring with me because I've left things behind in dark changing rooms.

The darkest of them all is the one at PT Wagenfeld (otherwise known as Dolce Vita).

I think I've already told my story about leaving my passport behind at the valuables locker at Oase once.

Optimist
12-31-07, 17:12
The website says there is a reduced price in Happy Hour periods. Be warned that on repeated occasions the front desk will charge you full price and not give you the reduction of 20E unless you ask

This kind of rip-off is so stupid when otherwise it is a very pleasant club with a good "family" atmosphere

Marlow
12-31-07, 20:32
@Shiatsu - could you explain exactly what you mean? What were the repeated occasions? I think you are either trying to swing a big one, or misunderstood what they might have been telling you. Finca never refuse the happy hour tariff, and what's more if you go in the happy hour and leave and tell them 'I'll be back' (on the day that is) they will happily keep your number for you. So a little more enlightenment please, dear Shiatsu.

Optimist
12-31-07, 23:01
Marlow - they will not refuse, but if you offer a 50E note and look like a gormless foreigner then change may not be forthcoming unless you ask. No complicated story, just that - from repeated experience

Breadman
01-02-08, 03:02
I went to their website and clicked on all the links...and dont see the stated happy hour admission price listed anymore.

Hessen Bub
01-02-08, 09:21
I went to their website and clicked on all the links...and dont see the stated happy hour admission price listed anymore.

It can be found right here:

http://www.finca-erotica.de/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=29&Itemid=38&lang=de

Happy-Hour:
11 Uhr - 14 Uhr
22 Uhr - 23 UhrEintritt nur 30€

Sonntag & Montag ab 20 Uhr
3 für 2
Bring 2 Freunde mit und du zahlst keinen Eintritt!

HB

Marlow
01-02-08, 10:25
1- don't look gormless.
2 - ask for change.
3 - ask for the 10 euro gutschein.
For subsequent visits repeat steps 1 through 3
@Shiatsu - any chance of a report on your several visits to Finca? You must have liked something about it to keep going back and donating 20 euros to the girls retirement fund.

Optimist
01-02-08, 18:20
Marlow - quite right. Unfortunately maybe gormless is not just an appearance. Or maybe the prospect of the Finca girls melted the brain's capacity to think of money. Maybe a report will come if there is time

The correct Happy Hour price was sometimes offered with no prompting

Marlow
01-02-08, 23:44
@Shiatsu - naah, I know for a fact you are a prince among men and shamelessly taken advantage of....the thought of sweet Cordelia would mash my brains any day.

Whitey2
01-03-08, 03:03
From World Wide Words:

"'Gormless' is now mainly an informal British English word that describes somebody foolish, lacking sense or initiative. This comes from a defunct term, usually spelt 'gaum', a dialect word meaning care or attention; in turn this derives from an Old Norse word 'gaumr'.

Though rarely recorded, at one time 'gaum-like' was also around, for someone with an intelligent look about them. Curiously, the verb 'to gorm' also existed, which meant to stare vacantly."

You and Cordelia are two of the most intelligent people I know. Until we meet again, best wishes.

Whitey2


P.S.: Of course, I had no friggin' idea what 'gormless' meant until I looked it up.

Breadman
01-03-08, 23:23
Have the occasional brain farts...does that count? ;-)

Marlow
01-03-08, 23:27
....a man has two brains when one is up the other doesn't work (Old Yiddish saying) or watch the Steve Martin film 'The man with two brains' - brilliant extended Jewish joke.

Regnad
02-26-08, 21:31
What a delightful night Breadman and I enjoyed at Finca yesterday. Started out quite slowly but as the afternoon wore on, more girls came on and the ratio of attractive to non was extremely high.

Particular high marks go to Carol, an absolutely breathtaking German girl who looks like a homecoming queen but doesn't act like one, and Beata, a little red-headed Polish girl.

Walkin1
02-27-08, 16:01
What a delightful night Breadman and I enjoyed at Finca yesterday. Started out quite slowly but as the afternoon wore on, more girls came on and the ratio of attractive to non was extremely high.

Particular high marks go to Carol, an absolutely breathtaking German girl who looks like a homecoming queen but doesn't act like one, and Beata, a little red-headed Polish girl.What are the session prices at Finca? Are they priced like the Hesse clubs, or the ones in NRW?

Boneboybob
02-27-08, 17:47
Day 4: FKK Finca

Finca is run by the same ownership as World. And though it's not nearly as nice a facility (the ambiance is "decorated warehouse"), I liked the ladies there better, as it was stuffed full of tight young things.

First off was a tight young and cute Hungarian brunette named Carmen (or, as she said, "OOONgarrrian") who we had an amusing time while she spoke no English and I stumbled through my rusty tourist/high school Deutsch. "Zimmer" is a word we both understood, though. She was fun if young (she claimed 21- I had a hard time believing over 19) and enthusiastic kisser. Definitely felt like I was in high school again.

However, I wasn't QUITE done yet. And decided to snatch up a session with a MILFy blond Italian with exquisite Cs and great bedside manner, Annabella who had been chatting with my travel partner. Some making out and BBBJ on the couch led to the zimmer. But at this point, with 7 orgasms and a day full of fucking, I wasn't in a mood for condoms, so I settled for BBBJ, mutual mastubation and a hand finish. Which I got, explosively. I'm pretty sure I could have had a more PSE session (indications were anal would have been fun), but after a full day. Not for me.

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Walkin1
02-27-08, 18:06
Day 4: FKK Finca

[/blue][/size]Dude!

I'm surprised you weren't followed by news helicopters as you marched, Sherman-like, through Germany. I just looked at your reports of the other clubs you visited; very impressive.

So, if I understand your reports correctly, you had a good time, am i right?

Regnad
02-27-08, 18:39
What are the session prices at Finca? Are they priced like the Hesse clubs, or the ones in NRW?
Entry is 30 E before 2 PM, 50 E after. Sessions are 50 E. Don't know about over 30 or extras.

Toscana
03-01-08, 20:54
Pricing is exactly the same as in Hessen. With the exception of anal, where the Hauspreis seems to be EUR 150 extra non-negotiable, which is a rip-off of course.

The only time I indulged was with one of the longstanding regular girls there, and I arrived at a much different price. But she would not budge while we were talking at the bar. Once in the room it was suddenly different. But for payment at the end she insisted in sneaking into a remote corner, so no one would gather what had been negotiated. So it seems they are pretty strict on the rules at Finca. Unfortunately for all that skulduggery, the session was not the greatest of successes.

I relate that just out of interest. Generally for Finca, think Frankfurt.

Walkin1
03-03-08, 17:52
After an afternoon at Goldentime (to be discussed in a separate report), I drove down from the Dusseldorf area to Finca. My first time there, I wouldn't have put it on my itinerary except for the reports below. Gentlemen, thanks for the tip!

I arrived around 8:30 in the evening and found the club rather uncrowded, in a nice way. There were plenty of women, and several clients, but it was not nearly as packed as Goldentime was at the time I left.

The place does look odd, like an Olive Garden gone wild, with half-naked waitresses. Not that this is bad, mind you, but it was hard to believe that the same folks who bring you FKK-World also are responsible for this little theme-park.

Shortly after arriving, my American accent and demeanor was spotted by another Yank, who introduced himself and his buddy as none other than Jackyo and Breadman, of these here parts. Much, much pleasant bantering and sharing of war stories ensued, along with a few intermittent sessions.

I saw two ladies there. One was an 18 year-old literally on hr first day in the biz; Breadman actually saw her being interviewed. She was cute, nice body, good face, and a good salesmanship technique: she walked up to me, kissed me and put my right hand on her left breast. We didn't share a spoken language, but after than introduction I felt that wouldn't be necessary.

She was all sizzle and no steak, unfortunately. In the room, she wouldn't kiss, didn't like DATY or much hands, and moved within 90 seconds to a blow job that felt more like she was siphoning gas. After 5 minutes of this, I stopped the session. She was taken aback, and kept asking "Warum? Warum?" I wasn't able to say anything she understood, but paid her and woshed her well. Didn't seem to bother her business the rest of the night: she stayed busy, but her men alwasy came back within 15-20 minutes.

After that was done, Herr Breadman told me he would have waved me away from her, but it had been too late. He did send me to one of his favorites, a brunette Bulgarian named Denise who struck me as a Catherine Zeta-Jones type: gorgeous, sexy and very sensual. The session with her was everything the earlier one was not. We were in a rather odd, cave-type room next to the kino, which was a little weird, but apart from that all great fun. I would write details, but I'm sure I will not do nearly as good a job as the Breadman will surely do.

I will leave their exploits to be related by them, but it was apparent that Jackyo and Breadman were having a great time at Finca. It was a pleasure to make their acquaintance ; I hope to cross paths again!

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Breadman
03-03-08, 20:46
Ended up being pleasantly suprised by this club...so much so that I visited it twice this last trip. And no regnad, didnt get to meet up with Carol again...she probably avoids working Saturday nights im betting.

Pro's...some nice talent works here and it varied on both days. 14 or so girls that are doable on a Monday...and around 16 on a Saturday. Throw in the same amount that just aren't my type. So you've got a good mix. Add in the 30 euro happy hour. No beer though, but you can buy a bottle for 3 euro's. Open till 4am like the Frankfurt clubs with the same pricing system. For the guys doing the drive from phg/gt/vv down to the frankfurt clubs (or vice versa) this is the perfect club visit to shake off the packed wall to wall clubs. Outdoor pool area and the sauna setup makes this a hot ticket in the summer. Food was decent on Monday, better on Saturday. Plenty of it and kept well stocked for the happy hour crowd later on at night. Rooms are all pretty roomy and kept up.

Con's...club setup is pretty well the worst ive ever run across anywhere. You really can't sit anywhere and get a good view of the girls unless your at the large circle bar. They built what looks to be this huge circle seating area out of cinder blocks that just isnt comfortable whatsoever. Then on the way towards the outdoor area they have what looks to be a large storage locker right in the middle of the floor. And a suntan booth sits in a corner area taking up more space. And a dance floor sitting next to a little hut that's a Vip booth. And the cinema sits upstairs and seems harly ever used. And the lighting at night is really lacking.

Conclusions...they have the talent and a nice quiet location. If they buldoze some of the setup inside, get rid of the dance floor and put in plenty of new couch's this will be a big hit year round.

Marlow
03-03-08, 23:07
That large storage locker Breadman refers to is actually a mock tower with a large circular bed inside into which you can take the maiden of your choice and have your wicked way with her, so her squeals of delight can be heard by the passing populace. Only for the brave among you, me thinks. Breadman also forgot to mention the Karma Sutra room next to the Kino. You crawl through a curtained arch into a large bedded area enough for at least six couples. The walls are decorated with sex positions, just in case you run out of ideas. You can have a lot of fun in there given the amount of space. Two other rooms Breadman overlooked are the VIP suite complete with bath and four poster bed which comes at 30euros extra and bookable for an hour minimum - so 100euro for your paramour plus 30 for the room. In my view a bargain, and then the group sex room which has a large Playboy mansion style round bed and TV with sex videos running. This is for a man who wants two or more girls, or two men who want even more girls - up to you and your friends how many girls you want to romp with and how long. The bar will keep you supplied with booze and food.
Downstairs Breadman is right, not a lot of voyeur viewing points. There is a secluded sofa next to the small stage and around the corner by the tanning machine. The other secluded sofas are upstairs. The rest downstairs are mainly sat on by the girls. The bar is the main contact area and I guess not speaking German means it is a bit intimidating sitting next to a girl with whom you might not want to have sex with, and not able to pass the time with conversation, or not strong willed enough to resist her stroking you. Finca is not a club designed for keeping yourself to yourself and viewing the field from the touchline. The bar is in my view a great place for flirting before you make up your mind. I find the fluidity much more intimate and entertaining than being on your tod on a sofa watching and then making a move as you are at World for example. As I say this tactic may be the result of limited language abilities. (Please, don't attack me for venturing this opinion!). The Finca bar, for those who want to socialise, is miles better than the World excuse for a bar. For one, being circular, you can make eyes at the girls opposite or exchange comments with the men on the other side. A lot of fun to be had if you are up to it.
When the sun comes out then step outside to the pool and Finca comes into its own. Summer they have BBQs and you can bonk away in one of the huts, just like World.

Breadman
03-04-08, 00:29
That large storage locker Breadman refers to is actually a mock tower with a large circular bed inside into which you can take the maiden of your choice and have your wicked way with her, so her squeals of delight can be heard by the passing populace.

Is the thing set into the floor? If not maybe a little too much wicked action might wind you up in the pool.

You might also want to explain the naming of the rooms...found it an interesting way to direct the girls to the right room instead of saying "12" is open.

And a p.s....is public bj acceptable at this club? There was a brand new 18 year old chick I did on saturday who basically attacked me and asked while I was on that secluded couch by the front desk if she could do it....said sure so she went to action. Took her to a room before anyone could notice though.

Boneboybob
03-04-08, 16:29
Dude!

I'm surprised you weren't followed by news helicopters as you marched, Sherman-like, through Germany. I just looked at your reports of the other clubs you visited; very impressive.

So, if I understand your reports correctly, you had a good time, am i right?Yeah, although out of the clubs I went to, World would have been lowest on the totem pole, with too many pushy Romanians with iffy service. I really go for the ladies who get into the session, and the ones there felt very much like they were drawing a paycheck instead of having fun AND getting paid.

Of course, I might end up there another night and feel something different- and the owners of Finca are the owners of World.

Marlow
03-05-08, 17:16
Yes, it's pretty solid, tested it myself. I'm waiting for one of the blonde maidens one day to open the shutters and let her long hair dangle down so I can (metaphorically) climb inside.
Finca is designed to look like a Spanish piazza, so all the names are in Spanish and the bedrooms named in the main after women. Yes much better than calling out 'numero uno ist frei' or 'come out number five your time is up'. Actually a discreet buzzer sounds in the room when you go past the half hour, so you know how long you have had and the girl can't short change you with that's another fifty you dumb fuck! or some such words of endearment.
Public blowjobs - if you think Bernd's is the only place this goes on, think Finca. Many of the girls do it, saw one guy being blown at the bar then finished off at the sofa by the stage. Because of the 'foliage' around there all you saw was a pair of hairy legs stretched out and twitching in time with a half view of a peach arse bobbing up and down. Was she petite and dark haired with plenty of eye make-up?

Jackyo
03-15-08, 15:51
The funniest part of meeting up with Marlow at this club was sitting in the bench area in the middle of the room talking about the women who work at this club while the song "She was a Gypsy woman" played in the background.

I'll write a more substantial report when I get the time.

Breadman
03-15-08, 21:51
Of course, I might end up there another night and feel something different- and the owners of Finca are the owners of World.

Im betting Finca isn't under the same 'management' as World...different people. As long as there are no problems with the club, the owners probably leave the two clubs seperate. And id have to hazard a guess that most new girls get pointers from the girls working the club on what to do, the rules etc....not all from the management.

So if a new girl shows up to a club with alot of sharks (like Palace), the new girl will see how the girls at the club work and go along with it...as long as management doesn't bother straightening things out. Brought Regnad and Jackyo to Finca...and between the 3 of us we must have seen 20 different women...without any problems. Pretty good first impression for all of us id imagine.

On my next trip, I plan on spending 3 days at this club....this says even more.


The funniest part of meeting up with Marlow at this club was sitting in the bench area in the middle of the room talking about the women who work at this club while the song "She was a Gypsy woman" played in the background.


Still remember my gypsy women screaming out my name with a fake 'orgasm' accent while we were sitting there..."ohhh, ******.....ohhh, ******....yesssss.....ohhhhh, right there"

Breadman
03-16-08, 15:37
I know Finca hasn't really been reported on all that much...but since these two clubs are so close together, figured a little discussion/comparison might be in order. Not sure people realize it, but Finca is only 30 miles south of Bernds...and is almost directly off the A3...so travel times from Bonn wouldn't be that much longer im guessing via car. By bus or train, not sure if Finca is doable.

Entrance fee...30 euro happy hour entry (twice a day) at Finca compared to 70 at Bernds.

Hotels...one down the street for Bernds, one almost next door at Finca.

Beer...unlimited at Bernds, 3 euro's at Finca

CIM...included at Bernds (by most girls), extra at Finca. Couch action at both clubs, although more of it at Bernds.

Outdoor area...hardly anything at Bernds, decent outdoor area with pool at Finca with 2 shacks for shagging.

Club...small sitting area's at Bernds, limited space. Large area's and places to chill at Finca including an indoor whirlpool, nice size sauna.

My thoughts: Bernds is a unique club...almost a PT type atmosphere with the couch action going on all over the place...and the open room downstairs. And most of the girls at Bernds include the CIM for no extra fee. Have to say, wish more clubs had this type of service/performance happening all the time.

But club facilities and in my opinion level of talent goes to Finca. I know this comment will draw alot of comments from Bernds supporters...but have to say when I visited Bernds I only found a handful of talent that drew my attention. Finca had to have had over 16 that caught my eye during the two days I visited last trip. I also found more girls next door types...newbies trying out the club...at Finca.

Conclusion...Bernds has some nice talent...but you just can't spend a whole day there especially if the weather is nice outside. If they could relocate the club to a house where they could later expand, wonder just how much more business they could draw. Finca is better suited for those who like to spend the entire day at the club...and with Finca you can even leave and re-enter and have something to do in the city compared to the residential location of Bernds.

Jackyo
03-16-08, 15:40
This club is a successor club to the former Fantasyland in Goergeshausen. Eventually that club was taken over by the World people, then it closed and was moved to Dierdorf. When was that? I first visited Fantasyland in 2002 and it was open for about two years.

There are no other clubs between Hessen and NRW and this presumably fills a gap.

That having been said, I am not a fan of World and had anticipated the same kind of Romanian hustle which characterizes a visit to World.

I was pleasantly surprised.

First of all, the improvised “Olive Garden” restaurant décor of this place doesn’t match up to the slick, modern facilities at World. But in the end, I don’t go to clubs for the facilities but for the women.

I expected the worst as far as the selection is concerned. There was, however, a little of everything at this club (a few blondes, a few brunettes, some Gypsies, etc..) and the selection is totally nude. There were no black women or Asian women.

For a Saturday it was relatively relaxed. We got there during Happy Hour and the parking area was full of Dutch cars. They were probably guys heading home after a week of work and I read that to be a good sign. Mostly the club was quiet and there was none of the transactional pacing which drives me crazy at the larger clubs. Happy Hour kicked in again at 10 PM and then there was a second wave of guests.

There was food. First there was a breakfast buffet and later in the day they had hot food. The one surprise was that one had to pay for certain drinks, such as orange juice. They have a payment system for this involving payment at the front Theke which I didn’t explore.

The sauna was nice and hot. So hot that one of the guys who was there when I was getting one got really dizzy and started to stagger around inside the sauna. The shower just outside only has one temperature setting: cold (which is the way it should be). I am kind of a wimp about cold showers so every time I’d leave the sauna and step into the shower I’d have to give out a little yelp.

There was a very decent selection of women and from my selective sampling, none of them were hustlers. I was with Jacqueline, blonde, from Koeln (there is a German stereotype that all German hookers have French names and come from Koeln), Tatiana (petite, blonde and Russian) and with Louisa (brunette, glasses from Romania).

Jacqueline I met because I was playing with the club cat. She had a huge smile on her face as I pet their kitty and she wanders over buck naked except for a sash around her waist and crouches near me. With a view like that I couldn’t say no. I suggested that we try something different like take the cat into the room and see what would happen next. She said no thanks. More likely than not, the cat would have ignored us. (Has anyone actually had an inter-species sex at a club? It might have been a first.) I had a good time but I’ve have better sessions and also worse sessions. She was a visual treat.

Tatiana I met at the bar. She was older (in her early thirties), funny and communicative. We had a fun time. There was a Russian woman I had my eye on the whole time I was there who I didn’t go with because I never saw her smile. When I started to speaking to Tatiana at the bar and started to speak a few words in Russian to her, she (Katja) came over to talk with a huge smile on her face. She later went with the Breadman and he says she was very good. I have her on a short list of women I will meet the next time I go. She (Katja) has a nice face, nice figure and legs.

Louisa I met later in the evening. Don’t be put off by her glasses or the fact that she is Romanian. She was very communicative, spoke German and English quite well. She was totally nude, shaved but it was more her personality that sealed the deal for me. I knew I’d made the right choice when we made it to the room and she says to me that I needed to go down on her as she wanted to come. I had a neckache afterwards but she thanked me profusely and complimented me on my light touch (most guys she said just didn’t get it – I’ve had a lot of practice with ex-girlfriends, for the record). A woman like this I can do over and over again.

I had a great time and I definitely will be back to see Louisa.

There was a huge selection of EE women here: a red headed petite Polish chick (too thin for my taste), a Brigitte (Samya) look-alike (turns out she is Polish too), a large Russian blonde who hung out a lot with Katja, Anja (an older German woman who wore glasses), Denise (Bulgarian and very dark), Natalya (Russian and highly recommended by Marlow) and even a “chick” with very narrow hips who looked like a transsexual (hey, different strokes for different folks). There were, as well, Serbo-Croatians, Bulgarians, Romanians, etc...

I’m extremely picky about women I go with. I prefer the girl next door look. I don’t like them when they have harsh faces and look like hookers. No excessive makeup, aggressive haircolors or nail polish or footwear either. There were enough women here who meet my standards.

The biggest obstacle to returning to this club is that it isn’t on a main public transport line. One has to arrive in Neuwied and then switch to a bus which goes through these small towns in Rheinland-Pfalz before arriving in Dierdorf Centre Ville. I’d try to find accommodations near the center of town to spend the night if I were going by public transport.

Toscana
03-16-08, 21:58
This club is a successor club to the former Fantasyland in Goergeshausen. Eventually that club was taken over by the World people, then it closed and was moved to Dierdorf. When was that?March/April 2006 if I am not mistaken. I am told that they were forced out of the neighbourhood (it was in quite a well-to-do residential area) by local opposition. Maybe Marlow knows more on that. They moved lock, stock and barrel with the same management, most of the girls, and even the lockers, and just carried on at Dierdorf. The facilities were an improvement, the problem seemed to be that they moved rather closer to Bernd's. They survived because their Stammkundschaft is local Westerwald/Koblenz and they stuck with their club.

Thanks for the detailed report, Jackyo. For ages there were only 2-3 of us reporting on Finca. It felt like a call from the wilderness most of the time. I rated Görgeshausen, and I have always thought Finca to be good for variety, and a surer bet for quality service than the lottery at World.

The happy thing is that obviously there are quite a few more girls there now (the cupboard can get bare on occasions), with many names mentioned in the report I haven't come across.

Breadman
03-16-08, 22:42
This club is a successor club to the former Fantasyland in Goergeshausen.

First of all, the improvised “Olive Garden” restaurant décor of this place doesn’t match up to the slick, modern facilities at World.

For those who've visited both fantasyland and finca...did fantasyland have such a 'unique' furniture arrangement? Or could it be as Toscana has pointed out "they were forced out of the neighborhood"....maybe they were in a rush to set things up fast. As to their facilities, I was impressed by the whirlpool/sauna/cold shower setup...and their location to the outdoor pool/sitting area.

And as Regnad told me while we strolled thru the center of town..."I bet everyone here is looking at two strangers and saying to themselves 'those guys are visiting Finca'..."

Marlow
03-17-08, 10:54
Toscana is right - a much overlooked club. Yes, Saunaworld as it was known hit a snag, namely the locals who feared for their kids. but I rather think it was the wives who feared for their men: they might realise what sex was all about (the men). Rumour had it that Saunaworld was bought by the local authority and turned into an asylum seekers home. If that was true then the locals are really pissed! Much later and briefly adverts appeared in ladies.de from two girls at the old rancho, but as quickly vanished and never seen again. It took them a while to set up Finca. Why Dierdorf? the town's mayor is a woman who believes women have a right to earn their living this way. The best of times were when it was Fantasy World - an unrivalled two years of hedonistic partying equal to and sometimes better than Bernds. Sadly the owner went too far with the anything goes philosophy and the cops moved in.
I like Finca the way it is - often you will meet girls there who avoid the big clubs because they don't want to bump into their boss, dads, lovers, old schoolfriends or workmates. In other words girls with interesting other lives who like Finca because it is a little out of the way.
As Toscana says it can be patchy but what club isn't. It is not World and long may it stay so.
One tip about orange juice - look in the fridge, it's there and free.

Toscana
03-17-08, 11:11
For those who've visited both fantasyland and finca...did fantasyland have such a 'unique' furniture arrangement? Or could it be as Toscana has pointed out "they were forced out of the neighborhood"....maybe they were in a rush to set things up fast."The set-up, inside, was very different at Görgeshausen. Fantasyland had very little fantasy in fact. It is much better at Finca. To start with they have a proper bar! The only thing I remember being impressed with at Görges was the sauna (and the gyno-room, of course, there were some very funny stories attached to that in its day...). Both have/had nice gardens, although not on the scale or with the grandeur of World or Oase.

The Kino at Görges was an apology for one, more like a TV room. At Finca, it can be a good option, as there are several nice nooks where you can enjoy your session. Oddly it is often so that the girls wait up there, and the men go trawling to see who's around. Means you can extricate yourself more easily if necessary.

The most important thing is that the girls really seem to like the place at Finca.

Marlow
03-18-08, 12:04
this is really of historical interest, but here goes - Fantasyland was for many years a swingerclub called Hexenhaus. The club moved on, no longer able to meet the rent, and Fantasyland folk moved in (not at this stage the World crowd). Money was spent laying out the gardens and the blockhouses and repairing the swimming pool. The interior was left much at it had been in the swinger club days. The rooms upstairs didn't exist and you had to get your mojo working in some pretty odd jungle and SM scenarios which involved ducking through a low arch like they did 10,000 BC. It wasn't great and it wasn't long before a new guy took over called Martin who had owned a laufhaus in Oldenburg and run a table dance club in Atlanta. Martin got the rooms built upstairs and downstairs built a bar in the main contact room. With his great looking Thai girlfriend Maya he set about reviving the place. Toscana doesn't seem to have liked it that much, but for me some of the greatest girls I have ever known were to be found at Fantasyland - and that's from someone who has known Bernds for ten years. He had some bad days and desolate weeks as everyone does. The local cops used the place so there's a recommendation for you. Trouble came in the form of the Limburg top judge (Limburg is a strict Catholic Bishopric) who first hammered a nearby club by the name of Relax (that too was great fun) until it closed for good. Pretty rich as the guy himself was seen more than once in the club! Then he pursued Fantasyland with two police raids close together. Martin wasn't too strict with the girls and several were found without the right papers and one or two with drugs. The Ordnungsamt came along and told him he had no licence for porn on the TV, that the bar was illegal, that he could not serve food and so on. Nitpicked just about anything that was going to cost him cash.The final raid was with armed cops. Martin got himself arrested and charge with illegal possession of firearms. Then it became Saunaworld, so the Limburg authorities went after them too. Odd when you consider that Limburg now as a laufhaus bang in the centre.
As ever I stand to be corrected on the details.

Marlow
03-18-08, 12:14
Breadman is right - same folk as World but different strokes. Finca is managed by a charming blonde woman in her forties who looks like a soccer mum - and probably is! Jasmina is the chief theke lady, she is a bubbly middle aged blonde, short and round. Her sister who is dark haired and twenty something is one of the club girls, she is a tender loving care sort of girl, a great experience and speaks good English. She likes it slow, she likes it hard and most of all she likes it long.

Excess
03-18-08, 14:02
it never ceases to amaze me the encyclopaedic knowledge of all things Monger and Mongerdom that ISG members have.

Excellent contribution on the evolution of a club and its ups and downs.

Jackyo
03-20-08, 09:46
it never ceases to amaze me the encyclopaedic knowledge of all things Monger and Mongerdom that ISG members have.

Excellent contribution on the evolution of a club and its ups and downs.
... pre-Wende (the period prior to the fall of the Iron Curtain) though?

I've wondered to myself what the mix of girls was like then and how different the clubs were.

The Red Carpets were probably the scene back then and Bernds, of course, led the way.

As Marlow has remarked, one can track contemporary European history in the development of these clubs and in the migrations of the women who work there.

There was a thread maybe a year ago on the RF about how the scene has evolved but amongst RF participants surprisingly not that many folks actually have a long historical view.

Nick The G
03-22-08, 14:28
A friend of mine told me, that Jamilla from Hof is working on (some?) weekends in Finca Erotica now! He met her yesterday - on good friday - at Finca.

Marlow
03-23-08, 22:31
sounds almost neanderthal, it's that far back in time. Around that time the only game in town (or should that be 'on'?) was naturally Bernds and a smattering of nightclubs around Bonn and Cologne. One called Top Secret in Bonn was the favourite for government figures, another called Club 111, and Bernd's 'sister' club though at that time it was owned by an ex-boxing champion and run with a rod of iron by his sister who was herself an ex-model. In Frankurt there was Sudfass in which the Duchess of York's American lover used to partake when he was miffed with the royal muff. Whether he perfected his toe sucking at Sudfass remains a matter of conjecture. He was renowned for a certain thumb technique which I dare not describe even here. FKK clubs were barely (sorry for the pun) known. For example Oase was a former tennis and swimming club that fell on hard times and thinly populated with a smattering of girls by someone who was game enough to give it a try. The car park was overgrown, the path to the door was through shrubbery, the tennis courts were desolate. The FKK concept as of now was around five to seven years in the future. Berlin was a dead loss and at best private houses for moneyed men. My only experience of Berlin was of Scorcese proportion sleaze. A grafittied door behind which was a bar with me and two other men and the barkeeper. I almost uttered that famous line of Linda Florentino 'who around here do you have to fuck to get a drink?'. Luckily, or maybe sadly, a girl appeared and hung onto the pole on a stage no bigger than my table. She had to hang on for fear of falling off. Pretty, blonde. I was sure of one thing about her - one day she would be old enough to buy a drink. I forgot to applaud and was grunted at by the barman who then brightened up wonderfully when I clapped and smiled. I was offered the girl and a back room in a sort of Corleone threat. Yet another offer I was wise not to refuse.
No, FKK came into its own with the fall of Communism. Ironic isn't it. It was said by West Germans that Ossies were good at fucking because that's all the entertainment they had. So I would indeed argue that pornography as we know it today was Eastern Europe's great gift to the West. We thought we knew it all? Hey, let's not kid ourselves, they not only corrupted us but showed us how to do it right. I was lucky to catch this wave in Russia in the late eighties. Ah, those long legged Ukrainian blondes in terribly short skirts telling me 'I want to go to your room and make love to you'. I couldn't have put it better myself.....

Jackyo
03-26-08, 11:23
I wonder how long it is one needs to wait before one can start conversations with: "In my day, FKK clubs were ___ ... " and when it is that FKK history and culture will become the topic of academic study.

Marlow
03-26-08, 11:43
That'd be the day. I hope that some outrageously sexy German academic woman is at the moment working on her thesis. All I need to know is this - which club is she working in? I knew a blonde in Cologne who was doing a post grad study on sex at the uni. She is six foot, slim and turned up for ..well, it was strictly ballroom if you understand me.... saying she had remembered to buy new batteries for her vibrator as 'we' might be sometime. Her course tutor, a famous feminist, didn't care to much for her personal approach to post grad studies. She used to perform a sort of song and dance at erotic trade shows calling herself Unidentified Sexual Object and handing out cards to the gawping men. She was blonde and six foot remember. The cards invited them to a sex session in the nearby five star hotel, each card colour coded for a different 'service'. As each man turned up she told them what they would get - black was sex, blue was a blow job for example - and it would be filmed. Half of them ran for it, thinking it was a TV stunt. The resulting film was artistically edited in a sort of existentialist style and shown at the Cologne Art Festival where she had stand.
This could only happen in Germany.
Her other 'happenings' were even more bizarre.

LustyHombre
03-27-08, 11:58
sounds almost neanderthal, it's that far back in time. Around that time the only game in town (or should that be 'on'?) was naturally Bernds and a smattering of nightclubs around Bonn and Cologne. ....... In Frankurt there was Sudfass in which the Duchess of York's American lover used to partake when he was miffed with the royal muff. ........Thank you for the historical perspective which rekindles pleasant memories, streching back a few more years still:

I started visiting FRA without "supervision" once or twice a year in the early seventies and was introed to "Sauna an der Zeil 15" by a fellow mongerer whom I met during 1 of my Sudfass romps. If Sudfass was like a Holiday Inn, An der Zeil was like a boutique hotel, small and very intimate, on 3 or 4 levels comprising of a common area (sauna, showers, bar and get-to-know-each-other couches etc) as well as themed lustzimmers reachable by elevator, in short: it was a true precursor to todays FKK.

However, I didn't go to FRA much anymore after encountering the almost indescribeable raunchiness of Amphore in Hamburg a few years later: this was an off-Reeperbahn sexclub like I have only experienced in Tehran before (where I was based at that time): public sex wherever you look and free-for-all orgies thrown in for good measure every now and then, everthing without protection. I still remember some of the explanations I gave my comptroller for the $2, 000 expense reports I submitted afterwards. Whatever you engaged in was not billed for in cold hard DM but in whatever the supposed equivalent of champagne bottles was.

Iseeu
03-28-08, 09:12
Her other 'happenings' were even more bizarre.
Okay- you piqued my interest- what could possibly be even more bizarre?

Marlow
03-28-08, 09:47
She went to Bologna and walked the streets as USO (unidentified Sexual Object), sat in cafes and lingered in Piazzas. Everything was done with a lascivious style and minimal dress, deliberately making eye contact with the men. The idea was to get one to follow her along a route she had planned which eventually led to the open door of her pension and the bed. So the guy had to be hot and persistent, not simply a voyeur. All this was secretly filmed for her later use. All went well until one guy once he got to the bed and it was explained he had been filmed and what was about to happen was also scheduled for screening drew a gun and shouted for his bodyguard. Turned out he was a mafia boss.
Another was a dinner party where she appeared as Madame X. All the guests knew each other, each had a torn up photo which she explained was her last lover. The person who assembled the photo first having answered her questions correctly and identified the lover won the prize of an evening of sex with Madame X. A professor won, turned up for the date and was told his photo would be the next on the table the next time the game was played. So the whole thing was both real and unreal and self-perpetuating.
The girl's got class let alone nerve!
As the cost of filming wasn't totally covered by her uni grant she did work for a Cologne escort agency. Any man who chose her must have thought all his Christmases had come at once.

Marlow
03-28-08, 09:49
@lustyHombre - tells us more!

Sir Screwalot
04-01-08, 01:20
Actually stopped by Finca on Friday at around 3pm. Had a business meeting in the Cologne area and my colleague drove the extra 70km or so and I paid the 50 Euro per person entrance fee. Must say that the lineup wasn't really up to par. Ended up leaving after an hour or so, driving back to NRW to see what was going on at GT.
Been there, did not do it, got no t-shirt.

Breadman
04-02-08, 01:42
Actually stopped by Finca on Friday at around 3pm. Had a business meeting in the Cologne area and my colleague drove the extra 70km or so and I paid the 50 Euro per person entrance fee. Must say that the lineup wasn't really up to par. Ended up leaving after an hour or so, driving back to NRW to see what was going on at GT.
Been there, did not do it, got no t-shirt.

3pm till 4pm...not a whole lot of looking around in my opinion. Have to give a club at least 3 hours before deciding its not worth sticking around. Hell, several hot chicks might be in the rooms for an hour or two and you probably didnt even see them.

From my recollection, it was fairly busy in the early afternoon with all the 'retired' gentlemen showing up at 11am and grabbing all the girls...then it slowed down till around 5pm when the girls started to come back out (think some who stay at the club work till 4am and then get up in time to catch the retired guys...then go and crash out for a few hours)...then night shift starts coming in around 6pm.

So you probably hit the club right when alot of the girls started taking their breaks...

Toscana
04-02-08, 09:49
3pm till 4pm...not a whole lot of looking around in my opinion. Have to give a club at least 3 hours before deciding its not worth sticking around. Hell, several hot chicks might be in the rooms for an hour or two and you probably didnt even see them.

From my recollection, it was fairly busy in the early afternoon with all the 'retired' gentlemen showing up at 11am and grabbing all the girls...then it slowed down till around 5pm when the girls started to come back out (think some who stay at the club work till 4am and then get up in time to catch the retired guys...then go and crash out for a few hours)...then night shift starts coming in around 6pm.

So you probably hit the club right when alot of the girls started taking their breaks...I haven't noticed the phenomenon of girls leaving to crash out, but I have regularly experienced the phenomenon of the early rush at 11.00. I was once waiting for a phone call in the car outside the club just before opening, and by 11.15 no less than 25 guys had already entered the club. I was panicking, I can tell you :-) :-) By the time I'd got in and ready, the place was a wasteland, and all the rooms were occupied! Since most of these guys are upwards of 50 and not that fit, a really good time to turn up is 13.45: you still get the happy hour price, the guys are already spent and lolling around in the saunas, and the girls have already done business and are consequently not stressed. Enter Tosc, and he can line 'em up :-) :-)

I must say, that my experience also shows that many of the early shift slip away mid-evening because there are fewer night punters at this club right out in the sticks without tourists.

Breadman
04-02-08, 14:13
I must say, that my experience also shows that many of the early shift slip away mid-evening because there are fewer night punters at this club right out in the sticks without tourists.
Exactly my point...

I noticed a ton of girls at 11am...and even went with one who I had a great time with the previous visit....only to have wasted 50 euro's. Did her and didn't see her again until 4 or 5pm. She was barely awake. And later on in the evening she seemed back to herself walking around in the nude and getting guy after guy. I was there from 11am till around 10pm and she worked the entire day (as well as some others).

So have to guess that the girls that stay at the club get up to grab the early guys...then recharge for the nightshift. It would make sense...the girl is already at the club, can't really do anything but work...so she might as well grab the guys when its busy.

Marlow
04-02-08, 15:47
Agree with Breadman and Toscana. Stay an hour and then bugger off isn't giving any place let alone yourself time to bed in - so to speak. I take my hat off to the Old Comrades brigade. A testament to the human spirit to think they can still get it up at that age! 4pm is when the second shift girls arrive. Evenings? Try the weekend, in the summer months Fri/Sat nights and even Sunday can be lively when the second happy hour kicks in.

Johnny Z
08-16-08, 18:49
Hello, fellow adventurers, I just got back from my whirlwind tour of Germany. Even though I’m an older gentleman (54), it was my very first chance to visit the FKK clubs. As of a year ago I didn’t even know they existed, despite having been to Germany many times. In the afterglow of enthusiasm, I decided to post a travelogue of reports similar to what I’ve seen. To relive the memories for myself but also, I hope, provide some information others will find useful.

Looking at what I wrote below, I do apologize for the length, but hey, it was my fist time ever. The other parts will be more concise.

I spent all of last Wednesday night flying from the US and went to FRA through Atlanta (Delta), which meant I got there quite early in the morning. Too early to check in to the hotel, so I did the normal thing (for me) and took off to see something. About an hour later I was in the Nahe region visiting wineries, including Schloss Wallhausen of Prinz Salm (the prince was in! Or rather the next one, his son Constantin). The Nahe is a beautiful region – recommended. Even with that, a nice late lunch at a Weinstube, and then a 2 hour drive to Limburg where I chose to stay on this trip, it was just late afternoon. Logic and my original plan would dictate touring a bit more and then crashing for 10 hours or so to recover. But I was so keyed up about visiting a club for the first time I decided to see how I’d feel after a couple hour nap.

Well, I was so excited I didn’t nap much, but decided to take the plunge. I picked Finca Erotica because it was the closest one on my list. I set the TomTom (which Avis gave me for my bottom-class rental car, so cheap you can’t get a navigation system) for the address and I was there in about a half hour. By the way, a trip last year to Europe was the first time I’d ever used a GPS system, and I will never again go without one. I cannot imagine how I would have made it to all these clubs in the middle of nowhere without it. All my life learning of reading maps and developing a great sense of direction down the drain! For any of you considering whether to get one to help you find clubs, and everything else on your trip, do it.

I walked in the door and paid my 50 Euros. The usual deal (towel, shoes, facilities, food and non-alcoholic drinks). My description has to be in light of my subsequent experiences (parts II-V of this monologue), because my initial impression was, what a strange yet non-descript place. An overgrown house with a strange layout. Of course, part of that was wondering, what am I doing here, how does this really work, is this what a "brothel" should look like? How will I react, is this for me? But after comparing to the others (Bernd’s, Oase, World) I can say it’s a pretty good layout, decent rooms, a Kino – although it was playing some of the most horrendous porn I’ve seen, this same clip over and over of a fat, ugly woman with messily unshaved pussy being serviced by a non-descript guy – nice outdoor area with pool, adequate bar, and clean. A mid-level place or beyond, I’d say.

Eventually I started to get over my sense of being out of place and I started to look at the women. Clearly, this is a place where they are told not to bother the customers. I didn’t realize how much difference that made until I encountered the more aggressive atmosphere of World and Oase, but there are advantages and disadvantages to each. Probably much better for my first time as I had plenty of time to look and reflect.

I started talking with Cheyenne, a pretty young lady with an exotic look. I couldn’t place it, but she said she had a German father and Thai mother. That was the surprise, instead of a small, delicate girl she was tall (taller than my 5’10") and solid. Not fat, but no tiny flower. Nice and firm B-cups, enough tummy to appreciate, some flesh on the hips, long and straight dark hair with highlights. She looked to still be on the young side, 25-35, and she was an engaging and unthreatening conversationalist (my German is good). Some of you might know her from Samya in Cologne, as she stated she worked there for a couple years and it was only her second day at Finca.

Eventually I got up the nerve to ask her for a session, and I specified 1 hour so I could acclimate. That would be 100 Euros, same rates as every other place I visited. I was so nervous! She started me off with an extremely pleasant BBBJ, but I was already sweating, which often happens when I’m nervous. I even started to lose it, so I turned around on her for some daty. She took that like a pro and gave every indication of enjoying it, becoming wetter and wetter. Then we started fucking in every position imaginable. Now I was sweating hard, poor girl. In the room we chose there was a padded sex chair in the corner with supports to spread her legs and we even went over there. She knew what it was but seemed genuinely unsure as to how to use it. I thought it was cool but she found it uncomfortable.

Back to bed for some more fucking, but I eventually realized I was too nervous to finish this time. No fault of Cheyenne, overall I found her attractive, talented and positive. I explained it was my first time in a club (something she found much more surprising than the chair! ) and in truth I was tired and jet-lagged. Oh, well.

At that point I took a shower and considered going home, but I reminded myself this was all new to me, so I decided to stick around and observe. At Finca on this Thursday evening, there were maybe 20 ladies. They ranged from a few young ones (looking 20-25) to some who looked well in their 40’s. A number of them were pretty but around half were just average. You know, a woman who you would find attractive if you saw her in normal life, but below average in a setting where women are trying to entice you. The older ones did look pretty experienced and dedicated, though. Thursday is Dessous-Tag at Finca, and it’s interesting, some of the women wore outfits which really accentuated their positives, and others had on underwear which looked like they just put on the first thing they pulled out of the drawer. I compared notes with a nice fellow from the Munich area who was a semi-regular and kept looking.

Eventually I noticed a girl who had spent most of the evening on the stairs between the main floor and the kino upstairs. She hadn’t made much of an impression on me because of her stringy hair. It wasn’t dirty, just that style, but I don’t find it attractive. However, the only others who had attracted me were a small group of girls who didn’t speak much German (Rumanians? ), and I didn’t want to mess with that. This was Luna, who told me she was half German and half French. Could be, although the accent didn’t seem right.

Once I started to talk with Luna, I could see she had a true hard body. A stomach like a brick wall, when she flexed it, and she seemed delighted to show it off. When she relaxed her stomach, it was cushy soft. Her legs were like iron, she has to be a dancer. Her "styled" hair was colored light and dark blond, she has an attractive but not striking face, she is about 5’5" and just firm all over. She was more aggressive with me than Cheyenne, but I was intrigued (and, see above, still unfulfilled). Off to the room we went (for a half hour, 50 Euros).

Luna had a gently yet persistent style to her BBBJ which I enjoyed for a while. She tolerated daty but wasn’t really into it. I decided to go for another round of fucking. Like the first time, I was still nervous, but this time Luna enveloped me in a pussy as tight as her body is firm. Really a delight, among the tightest I’ve experienced, and she used her muscle tone to enhance the experience. We moved around, and I was still sweating and struggling a bit, but eventually she was on her back with her legs up in a V. I was pounding away with that pussy squeezing me hard and I started to think, maybe THIS is what it’s about. Whatever, she got me over the hump and I started to pound harder. All the excitement of this strange new environment, fucking a second girl on the same night (something I’d never done! ), my frustrations from the first time, it all came together in a powerful orgasm which Luna could obviously feel and which she extended to what seemed like dozens of contractions by squeezing me hard.

I was hooked. What an environment, what great opportunities. My original plan of "pushing it" by visiting maybe three clubs in a week was out the window. I talked with a couple guys from Holland as I was showering and, like many of you, they liked Bernd’s a lot. So, I decided, off to Bernd’s, because tomorrow was Friday and it’s not open on the weekend. That’s part II (and IV).

Overall, I left with a good impression of Finca. Decent and clean facilities, an unpressured atmosphere, a wide range of women, but I think most guys would find more than one they like. Regarding my experiences, I liked Cheyenne a lot and she was good to play with, whereas Luna was a bit more aggressive yet is hard and tight. Both recommended.

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Jackyo
08-16-08, 23:49
This goes straight to the Reports of Distinction thread!

Glad you enjoyed this club. As I and a bunch of other guys have written before, its physical set up is like that of an Olive Garden restaurant. It has the same decor.

The women just need to serve breadsticks and eat-all-you-can salads.

There are two shifts at this club with the second shift coming in in the early evening so you can spend all day here. There are women who come in later in the evening too.

As to where they come from, I wonder. Its in the middle of nowhere. The next large Gemeinde is Koblenz. I can't imagine that is much going on in Koblenz.

Great club. Hard to imagine how its at all managed by the same folks who run World but they do.

So you think visiting three clubs in a week is too much? I'm not that far away from you in age and when I am there I try and make the most of it with at least one club a day.

Try visiting a PT and having a dozen sessions per day. Now that is a workout.

Johnny Z
08-17-08, 03:56
Jackyo, as I've already said a couple times, thanks to you and your fellow posters for helping me make this the most memorable (sex) experience of my life.

Actually, there will be five parts to my reports. Yes, five trips in six nights. I also submitted my first trip to Bernd's but haven't seen it appear yet, and I just submitted my report on World.

I suppose I'll put an overall summary at the end, but for now let me say I'm still not sure I can believe the I-came-seven-times-tonight reports, when they add another four cums at a different place the next night, continuing for five straight days. LOL. Yet I would never have believed that I'd visit 5 clubs and fuck 10 women in six days either (not that I came every time). Not when I was 21, and surely not as a 54-year old guy.

What a time, what a rush, I'm still on Cloud Nine. In fact, I've had sex twice since I've been back. I can't get over this, but I don't want to.

Cheers - JZ

Creature2
08-26-08, 17:22
14th of July, Monday, Finca Erotica, (this is a well pending report)

After my fast Sunday (two clubs in a row – Golden Time and Living Room combination), I picked up Travelerb69 from his hotel at 12 am. We had more than 120 km to reach to Finca Erotica and if we achieve to enter the club before 2 pm, we will have a reduced 30 Euro entry price, instead of 50. We reached there by ease at 1.30 pm. GPS works fine for that club. Actually, I had intention to do this club in my next tours, from Frankfurt to Dusseldorf or vice versa. Because it is located just in the middle of the way and very close to A3 autobahn, but it did happened that day and I do not regret for that. I devoted that Monday to Finca instead of Villa Vertigo. Travelerb69 told me he started a boycott for not going to Villa because of the photographer issue. I donno that issue into details but I support the privacy of the customers so Villa can wait until next summer.

The Club

The entrance and locker room is small but cleaner than Oase. Inside, the meeting area and bar is wide open. The kino and massage saloon is upstairs, Sauna and whirpool is on the same floor as the bar area. Outside, there is a big garden with some wooden huts, and an enough big outside swimming pool (not heated, so you should be bold to dive in, I did once), approximately the same size of World’s outside pool but much smaller than Oase’s. There are enough chair and chezlongs to take sunbath. It should be nice to see all the naked beauties of the club naked on the stairs outside, but it is so stange, they don’t go out to sunbath such Oase girls do. This is a pity though.

The day we hit there, it was a Monday, so it was a dead day for mongering. The numbers of the girls are between 10 to 15 and reaching maximum 20 during the whole day. Some more experimented people told us this numbers exceeds to 40 girls during Friday and Saturday. The present line-up was ok but not at a level of GT or Oase. There were some few German 9+ but there are also some young charming Roumanian or attractive MILFs.

After having sunbathing at the pool, I met a young brunette at the bar, she crossed and blocked my road. She was from Chezh Republic, her name is Darina. The only language she had, seems was Chezh, her English was worse than mine so we had some difficulties to communicate. I asked her whether she likes kissing, she didn’t got. Another girl made some translation for us. Anyway, we went to a session, I felt I should give her a try but it was a failure.

Darina, Chezh, Dark brunette
Body: 8/10
Look: 9/10
DFK: none, only shallow kisses 3/10
BBBJ: 5/10
Sex: 6/10
Damage: 50 Euro
Time in the room: 26’

As the weather was sunny, I chosed one of the outside wooden hut but it wasn’t that comfortable, and there were some spiders inside the hut. Darina was an inexperienced young sweet girl. She doesn’t know how to kiss, she doesn’t know how give head or how to fuck. I was a bit disappointed to take her.

When I had Darina, we find out that the other ISG comrades are sessionning with another girl from Chezh Republic, N…... . She reminds me of Darina. Their looks and even their boots and their hair colors were similar, and they hang out together with Darina. We soon discovered that N….. (I won’t release her name in order to keep respect to her privacy) was the big sister of Darina. All of four ISG members sessioned with her in a row, including IPM and Travelerb69, so I was intrigued. I approached her politely in order to say maybe I would be interested in a session with her. But before I requested something, she clarified the case; “You gone to room with my sister. Sorry, I don’t go with the customers who already take my sister”. Ok. I had some rejections in real world, I can also handle rejections in FKK world. She was polite and I was polite. But there were a question mark I had in my mind; beforehand, we had asked Darina whether she goes to rooms with her sister, she said yes. Either Darina didn’t get the question or N…. was manipulating the situation.

Later on, Travelerb69 recommended a Russian girl named Natalya and he said I will appreciate her GFE. He had both N….. and Natalia in a row and he can compare both girls. She says she is also as good as N….. in the bed and she does everything. So he introduced me to Natalya.

Natalya, Russian, Dark brunette, long straight hairs
1.75 m
Body: 7/10
Look: 7/10
DFK: 9,5/10
BBBJ: 9/10
Sex: 9,5/10
GFE: 10/10
Damage: 50 Euro
Time in the room: 38’
Will repeat: Yes, definitely

She is a very sweet and smiling young lady. She is from Moscow. Even she is not as hot as some other super model type Russian girls, she is very attractive and very charming, she is a positive mannered girl. We had lots of fun in the room. The majority of our time in the room passed by DFK kissing, hugging and she BBBJ’ing me. Then we had also a long and relaxed sex, she KO and later on, I reached my climax inside her. We were very intimate in the room. After I finished, even we have passed normal 30 minutes, we didn’t get out the room. We stayed a bit longer inside, hugged and embraced and laid over the bed. Even after the session, when we crossed, we always smiled and waved hands to each others showing that our intimacy still continuing. I should repeat this girl again (and I did it on my next travel in August).

This night, we split from IPM and his two comrades. They were continuing to big Hessen clubs such as Oase and World. We, Travelerb69 and I, quite the contrary, we returned to our base Dusseldorf to discover some other clubs on the surrounding area. But as a conclusion, I liked this small club of Finca Erotica. As it is on the midway from Dusseldorf to Frankfurt, and it is very close to A3, it is easy to make a stopover and relax. The name of the club is sexy and mysterious, I liked the facilities, the small line-up and I even had some intimate moments with Natalya. I should create an opportunity to return this club soon.


Next day, our adventure continues in FKK Freude 39…

Johnny Z
08-27-08, 01:25
Hey, Creature, great reports on a wide variety of clubs. How can you manage that range of travel in such a short time?

But you went in July - where were those reports when I was planning my trip in early August?

Just kidding, the reports were interesting and mean more to me now that I've gone myself. Good info for future travels.

Creature2
08-27-08, 07:22
Hey, Creature, great reports on a wide variety of clubs. How can you manage that range of travel in such a short time?

But you went in July - where were those reports when I was planning my trip in early August?

Just kidding, the reports were interesting and mean more to me now that I've gone myself. Good info for future travels.


Sorry for the late reporting,
There were a summer rush at the office.
I will try to publish August trip faster than that.

Cheers,
C2

Sky Ryder
08-27-08, 12:14
With a lot of thanks to one of the more prolific posters and senior members on this board, I found Finca last week. After the less than enjoyable outcome at Palace the day before, this was a real treat. I don' t think there were more the 8-10 ladies when I came out of the shower, but they were all (save one) very doable. I had a drink sat for a few minutes and enjoyed the place. My only disappointment was that it had recently rained and the girls weren't interested in going outside. I really enjoy the sessions in the outdoor cabanas or louge chairs, but it was a little chilly. I spoke with a Polish lady for a while and she inquired if it was my first trip to a FKK. I told her no, but my first to this one and it had come highly recommended. She aksed where I had been, and I told her. She told me (like the member that recommended Finca) that they relied on repeat customers, so the ladies tended to be a little more responsive to the individual clients. She said if one of the girls got a bad rep in Finca, she would starve to death. She also said that she didn't think many of the Palace ladies would do well in "her" club. I suspect it would really depend on the girl, but he point was well taken. We chatted for a bit and wound up in the cine, and next thing I know her tongue is down my throat and shortly thereafter, we retired to the upstairs room for a great, slow, how much can I make you wait, careful you don't explode session. Afterwards we talked for a while and she said I needed to rest up and then try one of the other girls, but made me promise that I would always do her first when I returned. I asked for a recommendation, but she politely declined and said it was better if I explored on my own. I did find a blonde with a great ass and big smile, that looked great bent over.
One thing that is really nice here is the women are women. I have been in Asia for a while , so I enjoy women that are big enough I don't have to worry about splitting them wide open.( This is metaphorically speaking of course, but you get my meaning).
I wish I could remember the ladies names, but I won't forget the faces. This is a must do, when you want something a little less glitzy, but no less enjoyable. Thanks for the recommendation!

Sky

Jackyo
08-27-08, 12:23
Glad you enjoyed Finca!

Your conversation with that Polish chick also points out the difference between the tourist oriented transactional clubs and the out of the way clubs which have to rely on a local clientele and have to go into a relationship mode.

Again, one more argument to get off the beaten tourist path and concentrate on the smaller clubs.

Names, dude, names! They are essential otherwise you are describing a session with a generic chick with a generic look somewhere.

Sky Ryder
08-27-08, 13:50
Yes, I know I am really sorry about the name thing! I wrote them down so I would remember and then lost the paper. One more reason to rely on the "CrackBerry"...lol
I should get some leeway, 4 clubs three days, 8 girls. I am old...a 286 in a duo-core world!
Thanks for the help and I will do better next time!

Sky

Everhard
08-27-08, 19:18
She said if one of the girls got a bad rep in Finca, she would starve to death.I have my doubts about utopian statements like this one. Almost certainly it was C2's Darina I did one year ago (scroll down the thread) and was immensely disappointed with. One way to recognise her is that she walks around with the towel in one hand, as if she was a bully in the boys dressing room back in school ready to slap (traumatised flashback for me lol )

To me her friend do not look similar enough to be her sister, but who knows... Anyway I did her too the same day so the sister restriction must be new or BS.

Marlow
08-29-08, 09:10
....it maybe an exaggeration but like all such statements a large element of truth. Finca has a high number of regulars whose advice is usually sound. So once a girl gets a bad note, she is generally avoided. Unlike the Frankfurt clubs where 'Timmy tourist' is an easy picking. I'm quite happy for Finca to be off the beaten track - though how a club five minutes from the A3 is on this forum so regarded is a mystery - because I'd hate to see it spoiled as I think Bernd's has become, not quite the Bennidorm of sex but getting that way.

Johnny Z
08-30-08, 01:33
Glad you enjoyed Finca!

Your conversation with that Polish chick also points out the difference between the tourist oriented transactional clubs and the out of the way clubs which have to rely on a local clientele and have to go into a relationship mode.

Again, one more argument to get off the beaten tourist path and concentrate on the smaller clubs.That's a good point, Jackyo. Finca Erotica was not only the first stop on my trip, but in fact the first FKK I ever visited. My impression was already much different in retrospect that it was when I was there, after four visits to other clubs.

Not that I didn't enjoy my first time there anyway, but I really should visit Finca again. What you say makes sense but wasn't apparent when I had no experience.

Everhard
08-31-08, 16:58
If you are a sex tourist they will switch right back to transaction mode, so you better make up a believable story to why you are in Dierdorf of all the places in the world... You need to hustle the hustler so to speak.

Breadman
08-31-08, 21:24
I was eagerly anticipating revisiting this club after 2 great trips...halfway thru my time at the club i was trying to figure out how to get out of my second nights hotel booking and get to something better. A handful of cuties there...but just that...a handful. and all wearing clothing. i know dessous day and all, but the one cutie was wearing one of those braziers...and im pretty sure she never took it off, not even in the room. was thinking of trying her out until the thought occured to me of another guys jizz getting between her breasts...and staying there until she finished for the night.

Still have hopes for this club though...just not on a thursday.

Marlow
09-01-08, 09:19
@ breadman, you've got hands, take it off yourself! no girl stays 'dressed' in the room. The last thing she wants is a man's jizz on her prized piece of underwear. Those tell tale white stains?
a propos of nothing - heard this at Finca. A guy has greatest fuck of his life, wild, brains blown to bits. Afterwards neither of them can find the condom, vanished. Guy gets dressed and goes home. Wife asks him what's that condom doing stuck to your shirt? Quick as flash he answers, those guys at McDonalds, things they do!

Jackyo
09-02-08, 10:59
I was eagerly anticipating revisiting this club after 2 great trips...halfway thru my time at the club i was trying to figure out how to get out of my second nights hotel booking and get to something better. A handful of cuties there...but just that...a handful. and all wearing clothing. i know dessous day and all, but the one cutie was wearing one of those braziers...and im pretty sure she never took it off, not even in the room. was thinking of trying her out until the thought occured to me of another guys jizz getting between her breasts...and staying there until she finished for the night.

Still have hopes for this club though...just not on a thursday.
Dude,

Was Katja there from the last time?

She is, for me, the one who got away.

We first spotted her while having breakfast and I said to you: "Nice figure but she doesn't smile so she is off my list."

Later that evening I was speaking to this petite Russian blonde, Tatiana, and mangling the Russian language really badly. Tatiana found it funny and called over Katja to listen to me. We were sitting at the bar.

She (Katja) had this amazing smile. You manuevered your way over to her side and then off you went to the races with her.

I then took Tatiana into a room. I like making women laugh and she and I had a good time.

I never gave Katja a spin though because I discovered Louisa afterwards and she singlehandedly changed my perceptions of Romanian women.

Would love to have a second chance with Katja (and Louisa.. and Tatiana... and Jacqueline).

If only this club weren't so inaccessible without a car.

Marlow
09-02-08, 21:36
@Jackyo
meinst du Katja, she of the slim body and perfect legs and long straight dark hair and small pert breasts? if so she works weekends and occasionally during the week. I first met her when she had only just begun - some place else - and was struck by the polish of her french, slow and deep into her mouth. Once inside her she is extremely responsive, moving with you and locking her legs around your back. She likes to double up with other girls and offers anal if you ask nicely and she's in the mood. don't ask me how much the extras are. I only know that one happy camper was in the locker room handing over a total of seven fifties to Katya, and I mean he was happy about that! So how long and what she did for him we can only guess.
Oh, and if this is the girl you mean, she's Czech and local and in the two years I have known her, never once been anything other than memorable.

Jackyo
09-03-08, 16:49
@Jackyo
meinst du Katja, she of the slim body and perfect legs and long straight dark hair and small pert breasts? if so she works weekends and occasionally during the week. I first met her when she had only just begun - some place else - and was struck by the polish of her french, slow and deep into her mouth. Once inside her she is extremely responsive, moving with you and locking her legs around your back. She likes to double up with other girls and offers anal if you ask nicely and she's in the mood. don't ask me how much the extras are. I only know that one happy camper was in the locker room handing over a total of seven fifties to Katya, and I mean he was happy about that! So how long and what she did for him we can only guess.
Oh, and if this is the girl you mean, she's Czech and local and in the two years I have known her, never once been anything other than memorable.
"My" Katja was a brunette with shoulder length hair, nice hips and legs, not too tall, kind of a pear shape. Breasts were small, not large. She was very brown.

She hung out by the pool in the back with a very large Russian blonde, hence my conclusion she was Russian. But I may have been wrong.

I was thinking "no go" based on the fact that she didn't smile much but when she did, it lit up the room.

I need to go back to this club and have a rematch with this woman.

Finca, as I've said before, exceeded my expectations. I was expecting a club like World which doesn't offer a diverse enough selection (it is one of only two clubs I've ever visited but left "ungepoppt", as they way). Its much less hectic than World and I found service to be uniformly good.

Marlow
09-05-08, 22:24
hmm...... sounds similar give or take a shade or two, and probably is. Either that or there are two Katyas as wonderful as each other!

Jimmy Boy 99
09-06-08, 05:32
First visit to FE. Medium-sized club with Mediterranean theme and outdoor pool and garden. Arrived during afternoon happy hour, paid Euro 30 entrance. Food was adequate at best; goulash and salad, no grilled meat. Maybe 10-12 girls working, 2or 3 attractive, some quite mature. The best was Marta, the Polish blonde goddess with whom I had spent a wonderful hour in January at Living Room. However, now she denied that she spoke English,that she had worked at Living Room, and that she had sessioned with me, and said that she didn’t like me. Have no idea why she said all that but the sting of her rejection was somewhat lessened by my at least having had her before.

The only girl I had at FE was Lisa, a pleasant, tall German blonde with nice tits. A steamy session, both figuratively and literally, since the room had no air conditioning. Avoid the room next to the massage room if you go to FE. One of the girls I talked to said that the action really started after 10PM, when the most girls would be there. However, I didn’t want to wait that long and I also wanted to set up my hotel accommodation for World, so I left for World. In summary, a nice club worth visiting, if only for Marta, but perhaps better late at might.

Creature2
10-31-08, 23:10
Part 2 is here;
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=807985&postcount=3162

17 August, Sunday
Finca Erotica, Dierdorf

After the late night dinner last night, my stomach was still full but we need more energy to drive through North and to make more session. This day, the other two colleagues decided to do a day off and I drove with one colleague until Dierdof. The initial idea was to stay there until evening, then, if we don’t click, we may hit Bad Homburg and meet the other guy maybe in Oase (but this didn’t happen, we liked and stayed in Finca longer, and the latters, they didn’t go to Oase without our navigation).

We entered the club before 2 pm, so we paid “Happy Hour” price, 30 Euro each. As this was my second visit to this club since last July, I knew the facilities. I had a nice spot on the sight of the swimming pool, good for sunbathing and viewing naked chicks. My business colleague also appreciated the facilities of the club but he prefers Oase (the numbers of the girls). In this club, Hessen prices apply.

I saw some acquaintances from my last visit; Darina, Darina’s big sister N…, a Polish MILF that I would session with later (Patricia) and fabulous Natalia.

This time, I wasn’t that hurry or needy this day, so I enjoyed my time near the swimming pool (big enough of World’s outside swimming pool), I took sunbath, I listened some music, read my book, swam a bit (the water was cold) and relaxed at least my first three hours there. On the other hand, my colleague would like to session so I introduced and recommended Natalia to him and they went to a room.

Me, I continued to relax myself near the pool until sunset in Hessen, during that time I spoke with a blond German girl, asked whether she kisses. She replied she kisses but she only kisses her housband, so I choose not to take her. Then I spoke with N…, the big sister of Darina. She remember me from last visit. This time, she was more charming and friendly, but she gently declined me one more time. So, I decided to have the Polish MILF, Patricia. I saw it several time last July and had the intention to take her as an alternative choice. She reminds me of a business related woman that I want to fuck since several years.

Patricia
Polish MILF
Body: 7/10
Sex: 5/10
BBBJ: 6/10
Overall: 6/10
Time in the room: 22 min
Paid: 50 Euro

Althought she said she kisses outside, as we entered the room, she had shallow and short kisses, then after she start a short, mediocre BBBJ, then she take a condom. When I penetrate her in missionary, she said she hurts and come quickly. When I was pumping, she were crying or faking because of pain. It was a real turn off for me and I do regret to take her. I finish quickly in doggy. The only pro for me, while I was pumping her, I looked into her eyes and pretend fucking the other woman I desire since 15 years. Apart that, Patricia is a real waist of money and time.

During my session, my colleague also went to a room with Chezh Darina. Actually, I warned him beforehand about that girl, she was very amateur for me. But, after sessioning with her, he said he likes the amateur side of her. I do respect his opinion. Me, my colleague, Darina and Darina’s big sister N…, we had chatted and made fun at the bar. N… told me the reason behind she did return me. This reason was more logic than last time! I guess next time, if it happen I see her, she may be will not return me (I don’t know if I will still be willing to go with her).

After the disappointment with Polish MILF, I decided to have a safe bet and decided to go to room with Natalia. She was always charming and GFE.

Natalia,
Russian Brunette,
Body: 7/10
Looks: 8/10
Sex: 9/10
GFE: 10/10
BBBJ: 10/10
Overall: 9/10
Time in the room: 36 min
Paid: 50 Euro

What should I tell to describe her more. The digits below explain everything. I had another wonderful session with Natalia, which takes more than 30 minutes long. And after the room, when she sees you, even she is with another customer, she have always smiles on her face to you. I hope she might be there in my next visit to Dierdorf.

After my second and last session in Finca, I had another buffet. It was 8 pm, normally we are good to go. I asked my colleague whether we leave the club and had to Oase to see the night shift and maybe make appointment with the rest of our “band of brothers” (that was the initial plan). He said new girls started to arrive and we may stay there longer (normally, the club is open until 4 am and if I would stay a nearby hotel, I could easily stay in the club until morning). We stayed, chat with newcoming Turkish and Romanian girls, he made another session with a German blond, I drank some coffee and tea and ate the rest of the buffet.
We also met a Turkish pimp. He said he may arrange a private party for us next days. We said we are going to go FKK World in Giessen. He says they are calling World as Pohlheim and he may come to World tomorrow with us. I said I may see him inside the club if he goes there. I didn’t like this guy and we left the bar.
Then I saw Natalia going up for a massage and then going down to Jacuzzi. I asked if I may join her and then jumped in the hot water. We had very nice 25 minutes in the Jacuzzi, cuddling, caressing, hugging until a German customer get into the Jacuzzi. So we get out, and gone to the sauna. After a 15 minutes chat in the sauna, we had cold shower. That was nice for regenerating the body. This girl is really GFE and she is like a youth elixir for me. I hope she will stay this club and I might visit again Dierdorf this year.

We left the club at 11.30 pm, as we stay in Frankfurt, we had more than 120 km to cover and be ready for another Hessen club tomorrow.


The next part continues on Fkk-World in Giessen

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=807988&postcount=2460

Everhard
11-02-08, 18:14
Patricia is a real waist of money and time.This Patricia has bothered me I think most of my visits. A bit too old for my taste, and now I am even more glad I did not take her if her service level is that low.

N… told me the reason behind she did return me. This reason was more logic than last time!So are you going to reveal what stupid excuse she had this time?

Creature2
11-03-08, 16:49
So are you going to reveal what stupid excuse she had this time?

Hi Everhard,

I will send you the details by PM.
Regards,

Toscana
03-28-09, 23:30
I realised a short while back, that my last visit to Finca was in 2007. Recent reports had been pretty positive, so I decided a return was overdue. It’s long been a favourite of mine, even in its previous life in Görgeshausen. The new establishment at Dierdorf will be three years old in April.

In a car it’s one of the easiest FKKs to find. Read previous reports of you need advice.

I turned up at about 13.00, well inside the early happy hour with its price of EUR 30. For that you get one of the best deals in FKK-dom. Nothing much has changed in the set-up. The reading conservatory is now the only smoking area. This is good and bad. Good because the bar area doesn’t get smoked out, poor if you want to use the very pleasant and well-lit reading area with its magazines etc., where you now get smoked like a Schwarzwald ham. It was cool and rainy, so the pool was not in use. The food was a good bit better than I had it in my memory.

It was a good day for the men. I reckon I saw about 40 girls, with a fluctuating but not overnumerous population of males. I left at 21.00, by which time things can have become quiet at Finca, but this was not the case yesterday. The choice was pretty good, even if there were more of the overweight brigade than there should be at a good FKK. There are still a few girls working there who were fixtures at Görgeshausen many years ago, but most were younger and from Eastern Europe. Nina was still there in her pomp, along with her sidekick Dasha, who is a miserable Zimmer indeed. Even Nina was under-occupied; my conclusion that her once stellar reputation has been on the wane for a while seems to be shared by the locals perhaps. I passed anway.

I decided it was going to be a day of slim pickings, literally, with beautiful arses the deciding factor in my choice. There were enough, and I didn’t do too badly.

Finca is one FKK where I like to do my sessions in the Kino, and three of sessions took place there.

My first choice was a small Bulgarian spinner who is about half a metre shorter than me, but has much nicer tits and arse.

Katharine, Bulgaria
About 20
Short, a good bit under 1.50
Long black hair in a tail
Darkish skin teint, the Maghreb look
Slim, B/C tits natural, superb roundy arse

I couldn’t keep my eyes off the arse all day. Her cocky performance was above average. Nice kissing, slow BBBJ with little hand work, and a cowgirl ride and heavy grind that saw me off very nicely, thank you very much. Unfortunately she spoilt things later when she introduced herself to me again having completely forgotten that we had fucked about six hours previously. I was clearly not even an Optikfick… :-)

My second was a magnificent piece of luck.

Nathalia, Russia
Late twenties
Tall, about 1.75
Slim, B/C breasts natural
Long, dark, slightly wavy hair

If you want to hunt down Nathalia, and I would energetically recommend you do so, look for the rather sunken short-of-sleep eyes you get sometimes with Georgian, Kazakh, even Turkish women. Hardly surprising as she is mixed Chechen/Russian stock. This girl was just splendid, and we had a special session indeed. After her first kisses in the Kino, she said she wanted to go to the room, where she really set about me. Told her time was no obstacle, I would last an hour easily. I don’t think I’ve been kissed so much in my life. Her BBBJ was gentle, then harder, slower, then firmer again. We spent at least half an hour in 69, which had me bossed-eyed and crick-fingered, and Little Tosc ramrod straight for the duration. Nathalia didn’t come, but this changed as soon as she saddled up. She’s tall, so hardly the bouncy athlete that the spinners manage, but she is a master grinder with the hips, and I was in all sorts of trouble. I would intersperse this by pulling her forward for more kisses and pounding away as hard as I could. This rhythm of grind and pound eventually brought her to a sweaty breathless orgasm. This was nice indeed, because with me vaginal orgasms are a relative rarity with pros. We swapped a few positions and I finally came in mish, embraced and entwined and inundated by her kisses. Wow. She earned the first tip I have given to any FKK girl in over two years.

After that I was struggling to recover, but time was on my side. During the day I had been spoken to a few times by a friendly Polish blonde called Justine. Unfortunately her timing had always been poor and I’d had to put her off. When I was ready I decided to take her for a room. In fact it was a mistake, but an honest one. She’s a nice girl, we just didn’t hit it off in the sack.

Justine, Kattowice, Poland
Probably early thirties judging by a slightly worn face, but nice smile
About 1.60
Blonde (false) hair going down below the shoulders
A/B breasts, slightly chunky at the waist, arse the best feature

Everything was fine until we got down to the sex. She kisses nicely. 69 was enjoyable and Little Tosc responded very well despite the heavy ammo Chechen War he’d not long been through. But after about five minutes of fucking I noticed things were getting very dry, and was having trouble with the condom. Strange. I switched her to other positions, but that didn’t help. Asked her for gel, and she didn’t have any :-( . Little Tosc started weakening and soon he was back in the fresh air unable to re-enter. Justine tried to blow him, but started murmering about shortage of time (which wasn’t the case in fact), so I realised her heart was no longer in this and called a halt. No point. She apologized kindly, but a better provider could certainly have pulled things round.

I was a bit unsettled after this, and spent a lot of time dithering about my next choice. The short blonde haired Polish girl with the second best looking arse in Dierdorf seemed to have knocked off. Irritating. I had another spinner with dyed red hair and the third best arse all lined up, until I heard her mouth and the way she talked with another customer, which ditched her straight off the radar. I then got the hots over a girl (German?) who looked very similar to Mara at Bernd’s, and seemed to be very popular. But everytime I was ready to approach, some dick would talk with her for minutes on end without taking her to the room. I then lost sight of her for a good while. What to do? OK. Kino it is. I waited until my favourite seat just outside the Kino became free and installed myself to watch the parade up and down the stairs. The Kino at Finca is very active, and has some very nice, rather discreet nooks, where you can have….. your nookie, in semi-public surroundings. It is at the top of a straight staircase, and there are usually at least a couple of girls sitting on the top step ready to proposition the guys heading for the Kino. Next to my seat at the top there was tall, good-looking girl not dissimilar to Nathalia ranged out on a divan, and she interested me. Unhappily she also interested another guy who was discussing at length with her, and eventually they slipped into one of the Kino alcoves. Just as I was cursing my luck a blonde Romanian cracker exited the Kino and landed on my lap. May I introduce?

Lucy, Romania
21
Long blonde hair
About 1.72
Strong girl without being fat at all
C breasts, nice figure all round

She hardly speaks German, has no English, but is pretty cheeky and preys on the Kino visitors, where she unsurprisingly has more success than at the bar. She did it for me too. Stroked me over the body, sniffed around at Little Tosc beneath the towel and plonked my hands on her tits. Kissed me. Well, hey, the girl’s got a point here! What followed is usually more like what happens on your first session. Optikfick pure, where you are struggling to fight off the early finish. I did OK to start with because her blowjob was too much hands. But I persuaded her to leave the hand away, and she became seriously stimulating to the gland that mattered. The problem was compounded when she pulled me into missionary, as she is magnificently tight, and knows how to squeeze you mercilessly. I thought of all sorts of ruses I could apply to put things off, but she had me after a few minutes and I gave up happily to a crunching finale. The session had lasted no more than twenty minutes, I reckon, we had had no personal contact really at all, I hadn’t even begun to explore all the possibilities of this great body, but I was still happy after an excellent session of pretty simple basic good sex. Every one is different, I guess.

Finca’s still definitely on my map.

Breadman
04-02-09, 21:05
I've visited this club 4 times now if my memory serves me...twice on monday, once on thursday (dessous day) and once on a saturday. Saturday had the greater lineup, just not sure id pass up a larger club where the girls might be 3 times as many. So it was another monday visit on the drive north to Goldentime.

There were a handful of possible girls to go with, several more arriving later...but the girl who drew my attention was the cute brunette named stella. Maybe 24 years old, small b tits and a great ass...what really drew me to her was the fact that she could have been the twin sister of a hot bartender that I used to frequent...more than enough reason to take her for 2 test drives. First one was great...the second was off the charts. She alone would make it a good repeat for an afternoon visit.

Toscana
06-11-09, 22:23
You can get some idea of the layout at Finca from this video:

http://www.videoladies.de/New/Saar/Hostessen/Dierdorf-A3-FKK-FINCA-EROTICA-2252949-2.html

What it doesn't show unfortunately is the garden, which isn't bad at all.

Thanks to Gitan, who posted it on Youppie.

Optimist
07-10-09, 08:35
Little to add to reports on this very nice relaxed club. Visited around 22.30 on a Saturday (thereby getting the reduced entry of 30E). Particular points were
1. there were no attractive girls (apart from one – and only one is necessary to make a visit to a club worthwhile!! of course attractive is all a matter of taste and personality)
2. the food was excellent – proper vegetables made a refreshing difference after World’s continuous pickled salad/vegetables
3. the ratio of girls to men seemed to be about 3 girls to each man. However it was the evening of the World party so that could explain

Toscana
07-10-09, 21:57
1. there were no attractive girls (apart from one – and only one is necessary to make a visit to a club worthwhile!! of course attractive is all a matter of taste and personality)
Well, I WONDER which one that could have been.....? LOL

Hessen Bub
07-11-09, 09:45
1. there were no attractive girls (apart from one – and only one is necessary to make a visit to a club worthwhile!! of course attractive is all a matter of taste and personality)

Nothing to add to this, on my last 2 visits I was more than dissappointed.

HB

Marlow
07-14-09, 11:09
If you are a fan of the razzamatazz clubs around Frankfurt and those in the lower Rhine region then Finca is really not the place for you. If its plenty of eye candy you want then go to the bigger clubs.
Finca is small and relies on a large regular clientele as do the girls who work there. Many of the girls have regulars to whom they give their handy numbers and arrange time and day meetings with their 'lovers' at the club. You have to have some patience and invest some effort in getting to know the girls. It is much more sociable than the bigger clubs. The bar lady though once complained to me at the attitude of one off visitors who seem to arrive determined to be rude and disappointed. Certainly on the German forums there is a lot of discussion about Finca and divided strangely between those who hate it and those who love it. I have the feeling that behind this animosity between the two sides lies a deeper reason, namely some guys are determined to give Finca a bad name because the bigger clubs are suffering at present and they think they are doing World and Oase etc a favour.
Only my view.
As it is, weekends at Finca are very busy times and waiting for a room is not unusual. For a small club like this to have ten very good looking girls out of twenty there, which is often the case, is nothing to complain about.
Breadman that most discerning of mongers or the lusty Baron as I should now call him, finds Finca much underrated.
And as I for one have no wish for Finca to become a tourist club, whether people rubbish it or not is immaterial. I know whose there and who goes there and they come in large numbers and slim figures!

Ekliges Lauern
07-15-09, 01:04
I have the feeling that behind this animosity between the two sides lies a deeper reason, namely some guys are determined to give Finca a bad name because the bigger clubs are suffering at present and they think they are doing World and Oase etc a favour.

Um, Marlow, time to get your meds adjusted again.

I can't speak for World, but Oase at present is not suffering. If anything, it needs less men. I can't image anyone who likes Oase wanting more men to attend.

This is not a rap on FE; I've never visited so I have no opinion. Just calling into question your reasoning of the motivations of those posting on the German boards that do not like the place.

Hessen Bub
07-15-09, 09:59
I can't speak for World, but Oase at present is not suffering. If anything, it needs less men. I can't image anyone who likes Oase wanting more men to attend.

What was the last time you've been there on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? Place was empty. This week, last week.

HB

Avi27
07-16-09, 00:49
What was the last time you've been there on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? Place was empty. This week, last week.

HBIts seems the big hessen 3 are consist on tourist,who usually come on weekends.

Marlow
07-16-09, 10:46
I did say I get the feeling, which means I wasn't sure. Just that the animosity is quite clear if you read the German web.
Just as it seems to me you have the ability to behave like a bull in a china shop. It doesn't take much for you to start being bumptious if not rude.
I mean, what is meant by 'time to get your meds adjusted again'?
This is a forum about sex clubs, not a place to go cock swinging.

Ekliges Lauern
07-17-09, 01:02
I did say I get the feeling, which means I wasn't sure. Just that the animosity is quite clear if you read the German web.

OK, point taken. I get the feeling it’s time to get your meds adjusted again.

Is that better?


I mean, what is meant by 'time to get your meds adjusted again'?

Actually the meds comment was a reference to a golden oldie from Ortos.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=846992&postcount=3684


Just as it seems to me you have the ability to behave like a bull in a china shop. It doesn't take much for you to start being bumptious if not rude.

Please see Toscana for your FoPo badge. Seriously, pointing out when something someone posts is full of shit is not rude.


This is a forum about sex clubs, not a place to go cock swinging.

Exhibit A – cock swinging:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=846971&postcount=3681

Ekliges Lauern
07-17-09, 01:03
What was the last time you've been there on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? Place was empty. This week, last week.

HB

Can't remember the last time. Maybe I should make Oase my weekday destination. All I know is the when I was there on Friday and Sunday two weeks ago, it was overrun by men.

That said, I'm not a regular summertime visitor.

Optimist
07-17-09, 12:35
Finca has a very relaxed "local" atmosphere and is therefore perhaps different to the "big 3". Last visit there were not too many stunning looking girls and some of the sessions seemed to be over within 10 minutes. However it is still a very nice club, relying mainly on repeat local custom.

The contrast with World can be overstated - most days of the week at World the clientele is almost 100% German but it is true that especially at weekends there are a substantial number of foreign groups and also groups of first timers. Despite this the club and many of the girls rely on regular repeat customers.

So, the dichotomy between the clubs is perhaps not so great. Palace may be another matter

Toscana
07-17-09, 20:18
Finca IS a bit of a lottery. Can be great, can be poor. I never know in advance. That's why I tend to go early: only costs EUR 30 until 14.00.

I usually ring up on the way there anyway, and ask if there are any Russian or Brazilian girls there. If not, I have the option to move on elsewhere.

Toscana
07-17-09, 20:23
Please see Toscana for your FoPo badge. Seriously, pointing out when something someone posts is full of shit is not rude.I didn't really have Marlow in mind.

Ekliges Lauern
07-17-09, 21:48
I didn't really have Marlow in mind.

I realize that. Hence the irony.

Breadman
09-23-09, 20:22
Breadman that most discerning of mongers or the lusty Baron as I should now call him, finds Finca much underrated.


Well put, an underrated club. Its a great club to visit if your on a long trip and have just done 5 girls a day and need a rest. 30 euro entry and a hotel within walking distance that would allow you to wander in and out of the club. Plenty of 'fresh' talent who haven't been pawed at by all the tourists. And Koblenz is a half hour away, lots of hotels between Koblenz and Dierdorf as well if one wants to take in the Marksburg castle. Every visit to this club has provided me with a handful of choices who actually spend time outside the room chatting you up. I will avoid dessous day at this club (at any club actually if at all possible), the selection was very limited that day.

Marlow
11-03-09, 14:38
Let this be both a salutory tale and an example of what I think is totally unacceptable service in any German FKK club.

There I was perched on a stool wondering if really I should call it a day, or rather a morning. It wasn't even lunchtime. Despite three or four very good girls who have long made Finca worth a trip, the rest were great to look at but bore all the hallmarks of sharks. For me the mark of a shark is platform shoes and ink, added to which can be stockings. yes, I know quirky but that's my experience after ten years.

There was an incredibly slim and tall blonde Russian girl with none of these trademarks and I had thought snacking between her legs before lunch would be perfect for the rest of the day. However some oldie hove into view, (really why doesn't the Dierdorf home keep track of its inmates?) and scuttled off to a room with her.

This left me eyeing a 1,75 beauty with long dark hair, tanned, great shoulders and sweeping curves down to her ankles. As it turned out Alexandra is a former Hessen swimming champion. Loves travelling to places like Miami South Beach and other holiday destinations. Hey, she could talk had charm and something more to say that 'ficky ficky'. sometimes 'ficky, ficky' is just fine as they really do!

But Alex had platforms and Alex had a tattoo on her rump. Profi alarm bells ringing loud. And Alex's long shapely legs were encased in black stockings crisscrossed at the back.

I ignored all the signs, let Alex talk to me (Usually a flat no from me if this happens) and accepted her invite to a room. I even ignored the worst danger signal of all being 'I have worked in a club in Zurich'.

Remember this girl, all of 23, is gorgeous, not tacky, not cheap, but that girl in the street who turns your head and the girl on the beach who has you drilling for oil in the sand.

Naked and lying down she is even more invitiing. Then Alex proceeds to get out her 'equipment'. Sadly not the sort we both can play with. Whether the vaseline was dual use I never found out.

Anyway there lies miss Hessen swim champion 2005 and she proceeds to chat. And only chat. We do this for a few minutes before I decide its time to explore her. She is wet and puffy and tastes good. She likes being licked but the noises off are really just that, stage grunts.

Alex returns the compliment, but first whoa what's this! Out come one..two...three babywipes and I am prepped by nurse for the op. So she gives me a blow job, which let's called it.....mandatory, obligatory, pretty damned ordinary.

I'm not great on blow jobs reaction wise. Girls really have to have something special, preferably pornographic, if they want a stiffy from me. I mean the kind that grows on you, like wow today I'm the big fella.

At which point Alex informs me that time is almost up, only a few more minutes left on the clock. Really, Alex you little scammer? Exactly how long have we been doing nothing much. Oh, says she we entered the room shortly after twelve. Why don't we make it an hour lover boy? You're kidding me I thought.

Me, I can do maths, which was now called into play. I said that left us ten minutes. Conti on, Alex on back, legs up by her ears. Guess what. The old trick of clamping her muscles together to prevent any serious entry. They all bank on, at this point, the man coming with the strain of getting a good purchase. On the other hand there is only so many seconds a woman can actually clench in this fashion before relaxing.

So ten minutes of sex, actually it was probably the well-known 11 and a half minutes (read the book) a quick compliment and I was out of there paid her off and said thanks.

There are many girls like Alex out there. And it is a shame, and one reason I usually stay clear of German girls and all those with ink, platforms and animation.

so why did I do it? To confirm I'm not wrong.

Regnad
11-03-09, 22:25
Must have been about a year and a half ago that I met the stunning Carole at this club. As she reported, she was working there part time, going to school part time near Aachen, studying for a career in the hospitality trade.

Has she been seen there recently?

Marlow
11-04-09, 08:07
Depends what she looks like, if you can describe her,maybe I can help but the answer after almost two years is probably no.

Marlow
12-01-09, 15:17
This was the highlight of the Xmas party. Some muscular Santa poking a girl who had been wandering around most of the night in white with a pair of angels wings attached. I thought she was one of the girls going a bit OTT with the dress code for the evening.

Dress code? Yes, each girl had to appear in Christmas red or white, which was a neat idea and resulted in a fair number of inventive outfits. Actually don't know why I went to the Finca Xmas bash, no party in a club is worth it - the girls hate them, the stress factor is high and the clientelle get to drinking.

As for Finca their party turned about to be a Bulgarian homecoming party. The music was Bulgarian, the girls from that mafia run country, and they flocked in pairs to certain men at the bar who I assumed had bottomless wallets. Yet curiously never went to a room with a single one of them and were never pressured by the girls to do so. It was left to the non Bulgarian contingent to do the donkey work of servicing the tumescent needs of us men.

It was only when the power failed and the lights went out and one customer produced some bongos and started playing some music to which all the Bulgarian girls danced to around the pole, that a devastating fact emerged.
These men with assumed limitless funds were in fact Bulgarian, as proved by the bongo player, and therefore 'boyfriends' of the girls. They didn't make out with the girls as they at least understood the first rule of management, don't f=&%k with the talent.

Why anyone who wasn't Bulgarian stuck it out baffled me, and some did leave by 10pm. But the Bulgarian contingent was having a good time with barcardi and cokes and no sex.

So I set my eyes on one Daniella a black haired Romanian girl who moved around the place with a walk that had me thinking of the runway at Victoria Secrets. Okay she was cruising, she spoke no German and no English, though I did undestand this 'I have family at home, here I am single'. She couldn't have been more than 19 years old. But when she said she had been in Germany only two months, Marlow couldn't resist. Long experience told him that girls who are less than eight weeks in the business can't help themselves.

True enough she behaves as if she was applying for a mortgage. But that body, those budding teen breasts, the stone flat stomach.......oral was a practical experience of a girl having read a teen magazine on the subject. Lots of handwork and marginal mouth.

I get to oral on her and here things blossomed. She became very wet and best of all that puffiness which tells you she is turned on. I have reason to look up, don't know why, but discover she is watching me resting on her elbows. If I had found her taking notes and wearing a pair glasses I wouldn't have been surprised.

As I said, I knew she was enjoying it despite herself. Anyway, condom on and off we go. it was great, very tight and no complaints or attempts to shorten the course from her. Just silence.

By the end of twenty minutes I knew ever millimetre of her inner secrets. From behind I put my hand down to play with her and came across a pussy seriously dripping and swollen. But from her not a word. Back to missionary and so wet she had to put a towel under her arse.

So to the finale. Within seconds she was up and wiping herself and putting her shoes on!

I could say it was a terrilble experience but I won't, because in its way it was deeply satisfying for me and I knew for her also though she would never admit it.

As James Bond might have said she was 'shaken but not stirred'.

Angus Magee
12-01-09, 17:32
As James Bond might have said she was 'shaken but not stirred'.

Great report Marlow. Gave me preliminary wood....

Marlow
12-02-09, 15:48
@Angus -
I hope you managed to have some filly put a fine polish on it!

Regnad
12-02-09, 16:26
This was the highlight of the Xmas party.
Must confess that I'm glad to see that the good old US of A isn't the only place that fetishizes Christmas aka The Festival of Merchandise by moving its start ever more rapidly toward August.

I was at Oase the second weekend of November and was aghast to find my view of the young ladies for rent obscured by workmen (whose time could have been put to much better use cleaning the joint) putting up the cheesiest of Christmas displays.

Myrmidon
12-02-09, 17:34
I was at Oase the second weekend of November and was aghast to find my view of the young ladies for rent obscured by workmen (whose time could have been put to much better use cleaning the joint) putting up the cheesiest of Christmas displays.
My favourite way to describe 'em. No body sells any thing. They just do short term leases or rentals. LOL Know any on Rent Control?

Angus Magee
12-02-09, 17:38
My favourite way to describe 'em. No body sells any thing. They just do short term leases or rentals. LOL Know any on Rent Control?

Best keep this quiet. They might start asking for damage deposit. :-0

Angus Magee
12-02-09, 17:41
I was at Oase the second weekend of November and was aghast to find my view of the young ladies for rent obscured by workmen (whose time could have been put to much better use cleaning the joint) putting up the cheesiest of Christmas displays.

They have to put the decorations up early so they can get good & filthy by the time Christmerchandisingmas arrives.

Banaanovich
02-12-10, 20:14
Captain Dan http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=977825&postcount=1485 among others, you had better stop reading now, cause I have a feeling this is going to end up as a pretty pathetic posting. However, a few porno clips will be provided (search “Vicky” and/or “Celina” to get there).

It is now Friday 4 pm Koblenz time, and it will be a while before this report reaches the public, as I am not only moderated, but also a slow and longwinded writer these days. Furthermore, I am tired and somewhat unfocused after hardly having slept at my address for the night, Hotel Ibis at 45 euro for check-in at 6 pm and check-out 32 hours later. Thoughts of last night are whirling round in my head, and writing just might be the therapy I need.

When I left you, I had just had my debut at Bernd’s (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=986927&postcount=1501) and was settling for a quiet day, if the carnival in Cologne can be considered as such. I was going to FKK Finca Erotica, which had not only advertised a carnival party with gangbanging (not my thing, I believe, but I would love to watch), but also in its services section was promising zeitschriften. Would these be Newsweek or perhaps “Trim your garden in 30 days”? I could hardly wait for the answer, but - drained as I was from the day before - I expected to stay only for a few hours after having found out.

My GPS would not recognize a street address called Poststrasse 20, 56269 Dierdorf, but brought me close enough to detect an elegant, Roman inspired building with a number of cars parked outside. It was just after 9 pm. Seeing the no-smoking sign onthe door, I almost turned around and left, but I rang the bell and was buzzed inside, where the otherwise curt thekenfrau assured me that the ban did not apply for special parties such as tonight.

Having departed with the 50 euro entrance fee and being handed a waist-towel of extraordinary size and quality (not least compared to Bernd’s), I headed for the changing room only to remember that Frau Theken had asked for my shoe size (45). I must have forgotten to bring them from the reception. Not so, she explained irritably, I would find them in my locker. Now that seems to me the height of creative thinking, placing guests with similar shoe sizes next to each other, thus giving us a natural thread of conversation. When I scored big and found a size 46 in my locker, I was very happy with my neighbours, and there was indeed a lot of large feet both leaving, arriving and settling bills at that particular time.

Of more concern were the small lockers, meaning that again I had to cramp my winter coat, clothes and bag together, and the apparent lack of deposit boxes with solid locks. In this respect I am probably mistaken, because there were indeed a number of boxes looking like just that, but my key did not fit, and I did not have the nerve for another visit to the front desk. Yes, I ought to have asked my fellow 46ers, but one does not want to appear ignorant and/or signal that one has any significant valuables in case those safe-deposit-like-boxes turns out to be for example for staff only or something completely unimaginable, does one?

Time for the showers, and if those were left a lot to desire at Oase and Bernd’s, this was ridiculous. Dierdorf should not have to shoulder the burden of reversing the climate changes on its own. Hot water, yes, but in spurts of 3 to 4 seconds after each push of the button.


Having developed a tennis elbow trying a complete a sporadic body and hair cleansing, I went to look for the magazines. As much as I wanted to focus on the task at hand, I couldn’t help notice a substantial number of ladies, some dressed up as if rehearsing for a 70ies American porno flick, some in what I understand to be traditional dessous clothing and a few covered with nothing more than their piercings and tattoos. And a little less substantial number of gents, whose contribution to the carnival was those exquisite white waist-towels. Despite having brought from Cologne (where anything less would single you out as a bloody tourist) my newly acquired, 10 euro, green, yellow, black and purple joker hat with little golden bells at the tentacles, at the last moment I had decided against wearing it, trying instead to blend in with the 46ers.

I also seemed to notice at the corner of my eye that most of the ladies were very much doable. And that the layout and elegance of the Finca Erotica were diminishing anything previously experienced by Banaanovich in the FKK department (Artemis, Oase and Bernd’s). And I simply had to stop at the large buffet, where to my surprise the food (tapas, chilli con carne, lots of vegetables) actually looked rather inviting, almost making me regret having stopped at Burger King on the way and forgetting to make them cancel the onion rings.

But finally I arrived at my destination, a smaller room with, hooray, magazines lying on the table. And newspapers on a rack as well. I spotted an issue of “Bild für Damen” or something like that, but annoyingly, my further investigations were hampered by the presence of several ladies performing manual and in one case oral deeds on some 46ers. Polite as I tend to be, I could not bring it over myself to step over them even for the sake of this esteemed forum, and I thought there would be plenty of time to come back later.

Another couple of magazines, as well as a gentleman reading what I believe to be one of the local newspapers, were found in a relax room with a few lounge chairs and a Jacuzzi. A great sign indeed, as I missed a good place to hide under a book or newspaper between sessions at both Oase and Bernd’s.

Having a break in my truth-seeking mission, I absently noticed a stage with a pole and near this pole a fine looking young lady with a hair colour slightly too pink and a bust slightly too firm to look like something explained by Darwin alone. Vicky, I believe was the name I heard mentioned through a loudspeaker. She was dressed at first, but took of one layer after the other, helped in particular by a far less the 46er. Possibly it was also his bottle (of what from my position, not the very best, looked like beer) she suddenly had in her hand. She drank a little, proceeded to sprinkle some over her nether frontal opening, drank some more and stuck same bottle into same opening. Then she gave the bottle to less that 46er and motioned for him to stick it up her opening again, which he hesitantly did. She needed to prompt him further in order to get him to move it rapidly in and out before giving him back the bottle, with far less beer in it than at the outset. Banaanovich sr. has not seen anything remotely like this since Pat Pong 1987, and Banaanovich jr. remembers being a little more impressed back then.

When Vicky started looking around for new volunteers, I – belonging to the shy species – retreated further and as if by providence stumbled upon a staircase leading slightly upwards. On the lookout for another possible oasis for my reading to come, I was happy to find a kino. It must have being showing porn, but what I recall now is the emptiness at this particular time. Just as I went back to try and locate Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, a good looking young lady appeared and introduced herself as Annabel, Russia. As readers of Russian poetry will remember, this is a classic Russian name appearing in any number of works from Pushkin to Dostoevsky, and for me Annabel provided a chance to further polish my Russian, as today’s edition of Komsomolskaya Pravda might not be available due to the carnival.

I suggested she give me an introduction to the premises, I had far from seen it all, and without any hesitation, she recommended the nearest couch, opposite a sleepy looking 42. BBBJ and fingering followed, but after a while she suggested the kino as a more proper venue. Annabel is dark blond, long hair, good body, natural C breasts, nice face, GFE’ish and a sexy, raspy voice – the latter, however, only due to the fact that her dog (I was a bit confused as to whether this was her Boxer or another dog, breed unknown to me, that she was just temporarily tending to) had escaped in a park in Frankfurt, resulting in her yelling for hours. Normally she speaks like Mickey Mouse, she explained. Russian, German and some English (languages, not sexual positions). We engaged in a lengthy 69, which she enjoyed without climaxing, while I was too deeply buried to register the whereabouts of my climax. 50 euro demanded and well deserved. Repeat? I thought so.

Finally ready for Corriere de la Serra, I went to the relax room, but was distracted again, now with the porno moment making Banaanovich jr.’s day. In the Jacuzzi was, besides an estimated 46 and 43, difficult to estimate because of the bubbles, an extraordinarily nicely naturally shaped female in her early 20ies. Leaving The Miami Herald for later, I decided to join them, sat myself next to the slyly smiling fox and struck up a conversation. As she told me, Celina is from Dusseldorf and study to be a social worker. Just when I began complimenting myself for explaining in nearly comprehensible German that FKK must be the true call for a social worker, she replied that she did not work here, but had only come as a dancer for the party (her second at Finca). I expressed my regret that I had only seen her colleague Vicky (she did not seem to recognize the name, maybe I had misheard) dancing her native folk dance on the stage, but that I would definitely be there for Celinas next dance, when would that be? Sorry, no more shows tonight, the three scheduled ones having been at 5 pm, 8 pm and 10 pm. Verdammt, she must have been on stage while I was occupied in the kino. My consternation grew when a definite 49, and in this particular case not only talking shoes, appeared with his member at an angle close to a perfect 90 degrees and sat down opposite Celina in the Jacuzzi. Without a word, she swam over to him and mounted him, rocking him gently for 10-15 minutes while asking him (as far as I could extrapolate) whether he wanted to go somewhere private. Whatever her proposition was, he declined, and after a while I asked if he was part of the show as well, which he confirmed. Because of the bubbles, I could not really see what was going on, but interesting it was. Now, I may be a newbie, but I am fairly certain that jerking off in the Jacuzzi is not standard FKK etiquette, and anyway, after too short a while the couple rose from the Jacuzzi, me eyeing briefly her full body for the first time, including a huge tattoo along her side and a piercing slightly south-southeast of her clitoris (from her perspective).

Even more intriguing was the story I was told later by what I believe to be a highly reliable source: The 8 pm show consisted of a girl, seemingly Celina, giving hand-, blow- and possibly further jobs to 30-40 guests, regardless of shoe size. After that, the seeming Celina was being pounded in all possible openings by a male looking just like 49. However, while I have full faith in my source, my reporting on this is second and to some extent third hand, and eye witness accounts should always be treated with care, especially when the experience takes place under duress (just look at myself, was it south-southeast, southeast or even south-southwest? from whose perspective? and was that tattoo a dragon or what?), so corroboration would be needed. Please, enter Basketcase.

I am not at liberty to reveal my source, but it leads to the part where I will hear no complaints, this is my second warning to avoid this post if not romantically inclined regarding P4P.

Staggering to the bar for a Coca-Cola with extra sugar added, no ice please, I found myself beside a nurse in proper white, including her panties. She was, however, already giving first aid to a 46 who spoke German almost as poorly as I and with a possibly English accent (music to loud to get any definite bearings). In came a police officer in proper black, not including her somehow lost panties, and a small, but mean-looking water-pistol, possibly a calibre .84.

My first reaction was “bad teeth”. My second reaction was “kinda cute though”. My third reaction was a jump of joy, when she introduced herself with a name I remembered from this thread.

Natalia/Natalya/Nathalia. Russia/Bulgaria. 30.

Now, in order to keep this posting to a minimum, I will settle for linking to the expert opinions of Toscana http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=863724&highlight=nathalia#post863724 as well as Creature2 http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=781770&postcount=70, with whom I heartily agree.

I sessioned Natalya for first half an hour+. Followed by a break, while she was taking care of a 42, I then sessioned her for an hour+ and then another hour+. Sex was great. While she enjoys oral, she does indeed come much more easily during vaginal sex. GFE times 100. And she seemed perfectly happy with whatever I came up with until I requested another session 4 minutes before closing time at 4 pm. Not to be misunderstood: I do not do anal, P4P without condom, any rough stuff nor even bestiality, and somewhat uncharacteristically for Banaanovich, everything happened in two of the top class rooms, not in public. We spoke Russian, but I believe her German is proficient and she has some English, not to mention Bulgarian, some Chechen-Ingush and a few phrases of Japanese.

However pleased Banaanovich jr., Banaanovich sr. was the one really gleaming. Natalya is one of the most fascinating human beings I have ever talked to, and I meet quite a lot of very different people in my professional life. Sir Angus, a tip to you from one of your many fans: Natalya should be granted a chapter in what I hope will be your future book, possibly as the heroine. But hurry up or I will get there first, and the initial editions will not be published in any language near you.

Yes, I am in love, and no, I have no plans to take Natalya away from you all. Just treat her well and session her often. She usually works Thursday to Sunday.

Thanks to Myrmidon, Toscana, Weyfarere, Angus Magee and Gfe Finder for your kind words and to everyone in the forum for your postings, without which this happy holiday would not have been possible. I do not expect to post more in the foreseeable future, thus saving considerable broadband, as I will not be visiting Germany anytime soon, and because the places where I may or may not monger have ISG-forums where I dislike the general tone.

But who knows, should I get horny later in the evening and hook up with a drug addicted, 70 year old, Vietnamese street hooker, wherever she might be found in Koblenz, you will be the first to know.

If not, Friday will be my day off, but I hope to enjoy my next to final day in Germany, Saturday 13 February, at a certain FKK Finca Erotica. Should any fellow mongerers wish to hook up, I would be glad. To my knowledge, I have never met another ISG member.

I can not be PM’ed (apologies to Jackson, dues will be settled), but look out for the tall, blond, big-nosed, red-eared, small-penised fellow, shoe-size 45 or hopefully upgraded to 46, reading Neue Kölner Handelsblatt and at the same time desperately trying to block access to Natalya, if ever so temporarily.

Happy mongering.

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Creature2
02-13-10, 17:20
Captain Dan http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=977825&postcount=1485 among others, you had better stop reading now, cause I have a feeling this is going to end up as a pretty pathetic posting. However, a few porno clips will be provided (search “Vicky” and/or “Celina” to get there).

Natalia/Natalya/Nathalia. Russia/Bulgaria. 30.

Now, in order to keep this posting to a minimum, I will settle for linking to the expert opinions of Toscana http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=863724&highlight=nathalia#post863724 as well as Creature2 http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=781770&postcount=70, with whom I heartily agree.

I sessioned Natalya for first half an hour+. Followed by a break, while she was taking care of a 42, I then sessioned her for an hour+ and then another hour+. Sex was great. While she enjoys oral, she does indeed come much more easily during vaginal sex. GFE times 100. And she seemed perfectly happy with whatever I came up with until I requested another session 4 minutes before closing time at 4 pm.


So, this marvellous Natalya is still in Dierdorf. This is the right time to visit Finca, then, this summer time.
Thanks for that interesting report, Banaanovich

Toscana
02-13-10, 22:10
So, this marvellous Natalya is still in Dierdorf. This is the right time to visit Finca, then, this summer time.I think she took a long break, or at least was absent from Finca. She was nowhere to be seen the last couple of times I was there in the autumn. Maybe our forum-colleague Marlow knows more. But at any rate, definitely good news, yes.

Thanks for the report, Banaanovich. I was wondering what your take would be, as this club divides opinions like no other, except for Palace. I guess it ultimately depends on the line-up on the day, and your luck at selection. But it's a nice set-up for a long stay.

Is it non-smoking throughout now? Last time the only place you could smoke was indeed the reading area, which resultant fug made it not so pleasant.

Capt Dan
02-14-10, 17:20
Captain Dan http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=977825&postcount=1485 among others, you had better stop reading now, cause I have a feeling this is going to end up as a pretty pathetic posting. However, a few porno clips will be provided (search “Vicky” and/or “Celina” to get there).Buddy,

I did not notice any opera singing or prostitute poetry in your scribbling. So all good!

CD

Banaanovich
02-16-10, 11:15
I think she took a long break, or at least was absent from Finca. She was nowhere to be seen the last couple of times I was there in the autumn. Maybe our forum-colleague Marlow knows more. But at any rate, definitely good news, yes.Natalya is working Thursday-Sunday 11 am to 2 am. She plans to go to Japan for a few weeks in spring, probably April, to visit a friend and ex-colleague, but will be back again after that.


this club divides opinions like no other, except for Palace. I guess it ultimately depends on the line-up on the day, and your luck at selection. But it's a nice set-up for a long stay.True, I was there again on Saturday. Still enjoyed the premises very much, but line-up was not that impressive. Natalya was, though. I spent around 5 hours with her, sessioning 90 + 90 minutes, with more talk than sex.


Is it non-smoking throughout now? Last time the only place you could smoke was indeed the reading area, which resultant fug made it not so pleasant.During the party Thursday, it was smoking thoughout, Saturday smoking allowed in the reading room and some of the private rooms. Cigarette breaks on Saturday did bring me in contact with Cissi (not sure about spelling), Germany, early to late twenties, with whom I later had spectacular session. Cissi had been extremely busy all night, out-zimmering even Natalya, but when I finally managed to book a session just before closing time, it was well worth the wait, sexwise maybe the best of my holiday, even though Natalya, Erika (Bernd's) and even Annette (Oase) would also be on the podium.

Cissi is a classy, easygoing, very friendly, very flirty girl-next-door with certain porn-star qualities (a new live combination for Banaanovich). Limited English, but her German is clear and quite easy to understand. Full throttle GFE, no hurry before or after despite her popularity among the gents. I have tried searching this forum with different spelling versions of her name, but come up with nothing. She looks to be 20-25, but has the style and selfassuredness of someone much older. Very natural look, discreet make-up. Curly, dark blond hair. About 1, 65. B+-tits. A non-permanent tattoo with her family name on lower back. Light acne on forehead.

She works irregularly, but presently Tuesdays, Fridays and either Saturdays or Sundays. Highly recommended.

Marlow
02-18-10, 09:23
@Banaanovich -
Well, yes, you did miss the orgy. The small room beside the stage was packed with men and in the middle literally lying on a bed of c=%&cks was one pretty busy lady taken every which way.

The party was good, better than the previous one when the power failed. I spent time talking to Jeannette the red headed Czech who wasn't too keen to be there as she wasn't feeling too good. Jeannette for those who might visit has tuned boobs, tattoos and a firm body. She is not easy to get to know but under that cool exterior smoulders a siren woman willing to do whatever you want (at a price).

I found Eva a tall blonde Bulgarian dressed as a nurse. She is very playfull and flirtly, usually a sign that it's all show and no go, but because Eva was giving me the most ham acting come on and making fun of the whole over earnest FKK pick up lines, we went to a room together.

Eva turned out to be surprisingly good. Nothing beats a pussy that is tight and hot and I don't mean 'hot' metaphorically.

The other surprise was another blonde, about 1,62, a bit toothy with a schoolgirl vamp look in her eyes. When a girl comes on to me my answer is usually no, but again - party night maybe - off we went to one of the better rooms, the one next to the massage area.

She said she loved sex and proceeded to prove it with a deep throat, some slippery foreplay between her breasts, deep kisses, and orgasm urging hip pounding.

I stayed longer than I usually do at a club - four hours - which means I had a good time. I don't find FKK clubs worth more than five hours tops. I start wanting to do other things with my evening other than constant FKK club sex. If you have been to a sex party with other couples in a private house you will know what I mean.

Banaanovich
02-18-10, 11:13
I found Eva a tall blonde Bulgarian dressed as a nurse.
I believe this is Natalya's friend. If you were with Eva at the bar around 11-11.30 pm, we almost met. This was when I met Natalya, prompted by someone who could be Eva, dressed as a nurse and sitting with a guy who I thought might be anglo.


I stayed longer than I usually do at a club - four hours - which means I had a good time. I don't find FKK clubs worth more than five hours tops. I start wanting to do other things with my evening other than constant FKK club sex. If you have been to a sex party with other couples in a private house you will know what I mean.I don´t believe I have. Sounds good though:D

Marlow
02-18-10, 14:24
I'm telling this because I think it's a hoot as they say in Texas.
I heard the story from Nina.

A regular is the seven minute man. He chooses a girl and goes off to the room, strips, lays his chronometer on the mattress and announced he is ready. His watch beebs every seven minutes at which point he changes position.

So his sessions go like this, seven minutes oral, beep! seven minutes missionary, beep! seven minutes, doggy, beep!

There's stuff you couldn't make up.

FernandoAlonso
04-06-10, 19:25
Went there Eastern, horrible time finding it, somehow had programmed Industriegebiet, well it is not there but surprisingly centrally located in Diersdorf. Parking was so full I wanted to return immediately, but hell, I was already there. Shower is under construction, so shower with the ladies, actually quite funny seeing them all getting ready for the next gig or desparetely phoning with boyfriend or whoever.

I was tokld 25 girls but that seems a rather optimistic count to me, more like 15 and only a few stunners, mostly Eastern Europeans and a German bombshell, later more on this.

Showers are ok, someone wrote they did too little water in too short time, not confirmed. Enough water for me.

Many many punters sitting around, a few of the lesser attractive SPs doing agressive marketing, but all really civilised and a look away or a friendly I will think about it is signal enough. Even though it is kinda strange some girls are more interested in the videogames than their work, but anyway, everybody deserves a break.

Was there about 4 hours and even though that was partly boring, watching the scene was worth the entry, almost, you get some reasonable food and soft drinks too.

The girls, had two, Vanessa, Bulgarian, killer ass and nice rest of body, acted like a porn superstar but too much acting, technique soso. DFK, BBBJ and mish and finish. If they shout too much and too artifical I must laugh, she did not like this.

Nicole, Romanian is quite the opposite, very GFE and service oriented, much better attitude and worked hard for her money so I stayed for a full hour and did not regret one second. a bit chubby but really in the job, close to my favourite filipinas!

And last the blond bombshell, well she was always busy, no wonder with that looks, so she remains a dream, next time!

FA

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Marlow
04-08-10, 09:46
Well, it was Easter and most punters are married and have to spend time with their wives. That would explain why it was so quiet. If it was Saturday you went then I certainly heard Vanessa in the kino screaming her head off.

No she wasn't impressed, in fact in pain for the next couple of hours or so and not in a good mood. She said she had been treated roughly.

Though by mid afternoon she had cheered up enough to join a group of young Russians with plenty of money to throw around. But I never saw her go to a room again after the kino experience, once possibly and that was a quicky.
Me? I had a good time with Mona, darkhaired Bulgarian, petite, fine features. Always have a good time with Mona. Coffee, chat and very hot sex. Then fooled around with a toothy blonde who speaks little English and no German. She had multiple buckles on her shoes. She is only interested in sex, no conversation. Asks what position you want and assumes it without question. She simply adores raw sex. And has the most electrifyingly eager pussy. For anyone who wants sex and nothing more, she is perfect.

FernandoAlonso
04-08-10, 14:06
Well, it was Easter and most punters are married and have to spend time with their wives. That would explain why it was so quiet. If it was Saturday you went then I certainly heard Vanessa in the kino screaming her head off.

No she wasn't impressed, in fact in pain for the next couple of hours or so and not in a good mood. She said she had been treated roughly.

Though by mid afternoon she had cheered up enough to join a group of young Russians with plenty of money to throw around. But I never saw her go to a room again after the kino experience, once possibly and that was a quicky.

Me? I had a good time with Mona, darkhaired Bulgarian, petite, fine features. Always have a good time with Mona. Coffee, chat and very hot sex. Then fooled around with a toothy blonde who speaks little English and no German. She had multiple buckles on her shoes. She is only interested in sex, no conversation. Asks what position you want and assumes it without question. She simply adores raw sex. And has the most electrifyingly eager pussy. For anyone who wants sex and nothing more, she is perfect.No I went Monday and certainly do not favour SM. On Monday, she had no visible injuries, she said nothing but certainly explains why she was a bit rushed. And she tends to be on the noisy side, but sorry to hear somone treated her badly.

FA

Marlow
04-10-10, 13:33
Not so much SM as being hammered pretty hard and not at all to her liking. sorry, that you got her 'aftershock' treatment. Normally she is very sweet, though none too taken with the whole notion of paysex.

Toscana
04-30-10, 20:48
Suddenly found a window last Wednesday and zipped off to Finca for four hours or so.

Who should I run into immediately but Nathalia, and we were into pre-session tonsil polishing before I'd even ordered a drink. Took her to the room for an hour with splendid CIM finish. This girl is the best kisser and cowgirl-fucker I know at the moment, I reckon.

Everyone, including a slightly slimmer Nina, was in the garden enjoying the summer temperatures most of the time. Me too, although I did rouse myself for an Optickfick before leaving. Christina from Romania, whom I watched walking up to the Kino and had to summons and arrest immediately. Must be around 20, blonde wavy, natural B's. Altogether superb body, sculpture of a pussy with a large clit. Only lasted 20 high-energy minutes in the Kino, but that's all that either of us wanted.

Line-up Ok, but not great. Too many heavy bodies as so often at this club. Enough talent for a few hours though, definitely. And only EUR 30 entry in the afternoon, so who's complaining?

FernandoAlonso
05-08-10, 09:51
Not so much SM as being hammered pretty hard and not at all to her liking. sorry, that you got her 'aftershock' treatment. Normally she is very sweet, though none too taken with the whole notion of paysex.Well taken, not trying to be offensive but why is she on this job then?

FernandoAlonso
05-08-10, 09:55
Dropped by during the week at about 5pm. New showers are nice, about 20 gals but only a few customers. Talent was rare but got a nice 24 year old slim German called Thela or similar. Very professional attitude, no GFE at all but a killer body so got what I wanted. Food was very limited and just soso. What I found weird was that even there were very little customers the ladies were not really interested, which was also kind of good given that most were simply undoable

FA

Marlow
05-23-10, 17:52
In reverse order:
Toscana is right about Christina, that body swing she gives it as she walks past and that nose that is slightly too big but like Sophia Loren only adds to her seductive looks. She is keen on Kinoficks, a shame, and 20 minutes pounding is her style. She did offer me a two-way stretch with Natalie who herself was keen on the idea. A proposal I will accept on my next visit as the combination of hot and feverish Christina and slow and languid Natalia should be a ball breaking experience.

Vanessa I had a second time and have to say it was an improvement. She kisses dreamily, even in passing on her way to something else. This time around we went into the flotterkammer room. First a lot of smooching and then on your back laddie while she deep throated (well, not exactly swallowing the sausage, but right to the throat buffers). Sliding inside her she closed her eyes, began to moan and let herself go a great deal more than she did last time.

Vannessa I think is choosy and probably moody with it. She puts on a show when she ain't that interested and wishes it was over. Christina is all show and ooomph. Natalia is a natural born lover -- an amazing gift considering she has now been at Finca without a break for three years.

I have to disagree about the food. Sausages, bacon and scrambled egg plus everything for a continental breakfast as well, is pretty good fare. then at four you get a selection of fresh fruit and cakes. Harldy have you finished that and along comes supper.

Very good in my view.

The talent?Yes, it sits around minding its own business because many of the girls already have a full dance card with regular guests they know are coming. Some of the girls on their days off go on dates with their regulars, shopping, dinner. Not so much as escorts but pals...but the sex outside the club isn't free.

Henio
05-29-10, 15:07
Dropped by Finca earlier today as I was passing by and took advance of the 30€ entry. Nice club and nice staff. Liked the garden. About 15-20 girls max. Had breafast and left the place without a session couple of hours later. The only girl I was remotely interested on doing was a Romanian called Carla, but I was not really in the mood after a long day and bunch of sex at World yesterday so I just decided to carry on my way up to Dusseldorf. Probably hitting Living Room later.

Marlow
05-30-10, 15:13
Sorry we missed each other, could have pointed you in the direction of one or two.....it was the World party on Saturday and that has a knock on effect as Finca is the World sister club, both in terms of girls and 'boys.'

One of the girls did complain for all to hear 'this is a Turkish bazar', which is a problem weekends in this and other clubs. The girls don't go for the Turks, some say it is a matter of different tastes, others say it because they start to haggle the price in the room! The latter reason amuses me.

Hessen Bub
05-30-10, 17:26
To some girls are very welcum as they can be a 50€/7min session.

HB

Marlow
05-30-10, 20:55
To some girls are very welcum as they can be a 50€/7min session.

HB

And with training and effort might get the time down to five minutes and even beat the four minute barrier!

Henio
05-31-10, 02:24
Sorry we missed each other, could have pointed you in the direction of one or two.....it was the World party on Saturday and that has a knock on effect as Finca is the World sister club, both in terms of girls and 'boys.'

One of the girls did complain for all to hear 'this is a Turkish bazar', which is a problem weekends in this and other clubs. The girls don't go for the Turks, some say it is a matter of different tastes, others say it because they start to haggle the price in the room! The latter reason amuses me.
It was kind of last minute decision to visit since I was passing by on my way up North and I knew about the 30€ price offer if you arrive early. Might visit some day again although I would probably opt to hit Bernds again if I have some idle time in that general area.

On the bartering: I did witness a guy trying to haggle the rate AFTER his session at Oase last week and as I stood by for a minute listening in, I know it was not a question of extras or time...he was just trying his luck to get a different rate of the 50€ session after the fact. The look on the face of the girl was priceless.

Breadman
06-01-10, 00:28
Dropped by Finca earlier today as I was passing by and took advance of the 30€ entry. Nice club and nice staff. Liked the garden. About 15-20 girls max. Had breafast and left the place without a session couple of hours later. The only girl I was remotely interested on doing was a Romanian called Carla, but I was not really in the mood after a long day and bunch of sex at World yesterday so I just decided to carry on my way up to Dusseldorf. Probably hitting Living Room later.

I had one of my top fucks of this last tour at Finca...a tall Romanian with a great looking rack and long hair. She was playing around with a towel and slapping girls with it and just having a good time. My rule is if the girl is in a good mood, she'll want to fuck...and I was right on the money. I've forgotten her name but maybe Marlow can get it on his next visit.

What I found odd was how all the girls wore their hair the same way...all up in a bun or in a small ponytail. You couldn't tell who was who. The one i did came up to me with her hair in a long ponytail...then took it down and let it all loose in the room. Later as I was leaving she had it all up in a tight bun. I wouldn't have picked her had she worn her hair like that the first time around.

Toscana
06-05-10, 23:28
Vanessa I had a second time and have to say it was an improvement. She kisses dreamily, even in passing on her way to something else. This time around we went into the flotterkammer room. First a lot of smooching and then on your back laddie while she deep throated (well, not exactly swallowing the sausage, but right to the throat buffers). Sliding inside her she closed her eyes, began to moan and let herself go a great deal more than she did last time.

Vannessa I think is choosy and probably moody with it. She puts on a show when she ain't that interested and wishes it was over.I am wondering if I know Vanessa. Can you describe her?

Marlow
06-05-10, 23:54
Around 168cm long black hair, blue eyes, small breasts, bubble arse and most distinctive of all a caesarian scar, though with her tan it is somewhat subdued (if she was pale it would stand out). Speaks perfect Russian and Bulgarian, very little German or English. When she is there to be found earning good money from the gaming machine. Away in July and back in August.

Toscana
06-05-10, 23:58
Thanks. No, I haven't come across her yet. Next time I see she gets three cherries, I might cash in on her good mood.

Marlow
06-06-10, 08:22
I think she popped her cherry(s) a while back!

Angus Magee
06-13-10, 08:24
I have not been able to access the Finca website for the past days. I get a message that says "Database Error: Unable to connect to the database:Could not connect to MySQL". I have check on the website I use to check such things,
downforeveryoneorjustme.com, and it tells me the site is up and running. And I have tried in all three browsers I use (firefox, safari, chrome) so it is not a browser issue.

Anyone else having difficulties? Maybe a couple of you could just access the site and let me know if it works for you

Thanks in advance

AM

Henio
06-13-10, 09:17
I have not been able to access the Finca website for the past days. I get a message that says "Database Error: Unable to connect to the database:Could not connect to MySQL". I have check on the website I use to check such things,
downforeveryoneorjustme.com, and it tells me the site is up and running. And I have tried in all three browsers I use (firefox, safari, chrome) so it is not a browser issue.

Anyone else having difficulties? Maybe a couple of you could just access the site and let me know if it works for you

Thanks in advance

AM http://www.finca-erotica.com works fine for me

Angus Magee
06-13-10, 09:25
http://www.finca-erotica.com works fine for me

Funny stuff this web. It also works fine for me when I access it through your link provided. But when I use my bookmark or just type the address into my browser I get the error message?????

I know it kind of makes no sense but that is the way it is. Any tech-y types out there to offer an explanation to the web voodoo?

In any case-thanks for the link.

Akibono
06-13-10, 18:30
http://www.finca-erotica.com works fine for me


I'm a bit curious of the S&M parties. Anyone been to one?

Eric Cartman
07-05-10, 00:41
Rolled out of FRA this morning with my buddy heading up to DUS. Figured we'd stop at Finca on the way for some afternoon delight. Was easy to find via GPS and really not far from FRA -- despite my buddy missing the freeway entrance and us taking a circuitous back-road route to get to it.

Love that one building wall on the main road through Dierdorf has a big billboard-style ad for Finca on it. Love that Finca is right in town next to the post office :)

Drove up around 2pm and there were a lot of cars out front. Made a space on the far left side of the building, on a little access road. First surprise on entering is the 30 Eur entry fee, less than the I-thought-standard-50. Second surprise is the girls hanging out in the locker room and shower :) No time for modesty here, chaps.

I like the club -- it's small inside, with a big round bar area and small upstairs. Very dark. Nice garden & pool out back, with a solarium between the two. Went up to the bar, made a circuit around the place, came back for some diet pepsi on tap. This slim, dark haired girl walks up to me. Her name is Nina from Czech republic. Very long, lean body, sort of looks a little like Stephanie Swift. Has a nice tramp stamp with roses on it on her lower back. We're chatting a bit and she says "I've been here for 4 years, and I think you and I would have a great time in the room. I can tell." I'm like, SOLD!

Went upstairs to a room right in front of the Kino. Really hot inside, temperature-wise. She was fun and flirty and gave me a long, masterful BBBJ -- deep throat, no hands (without my asking!). Put the pillows on the floor for her as she kneeled. Lots of unsolicited eye-contact, which was awesome. She had a trim, beautiful cooch too. Did some service back on her. Then missionary, cowgirl, and yay reverse cowgirl -- great view of the tramp stamp! She jerked me to completion afterwards. Really great. 50 Eur damage.

Hung out at the bar a bit more, then got back in the car to go to DUS.

Overall, had a great time at Finca and the discounted entry (30 Eur) was just a bonus.

Follow me over to the PHG thread for more ....

-Cartman

Travelerb69
07-05-10, 08:19
Rolled out of FRA this morning with my buddy heading up to DUS. Figured we'd stop at Finca on the way for some afternoon delight. Went up to the bar, made a circuit around the place, came back for some diet pepsi on tap. This slim, dark haired girl walks up to me. Her name is Nina from Czech republic. Very long, lean body, sort of looks a little like Stephanie Swift. Has a nice tramp stamp with roses on it on her lower back. We're chatting a bit and she says "I've been here for 4 years, and I think you and I would have a great time in the room. I can tell." I'm like, SOLD!

Went upstairs to a room right in front of the Kino. Really hot inside, temperature-wise. She was fun and flirty and gave me a long, masterful BBBJ -- deep throat, no hands (without my asking!). Put the pillows on the floor for her as she kneeled. Lots of unsolicited eye-contact, which was awesome. She had a trim, beautiful cooch too. Did some service back on her. Then missionary, cowgirl, and yay reverse cowgirl -- great view of the tramp stamp! She jerked me to completion afterwards. Really great. 50 Eur damage.

Hung out at the bar a bit more, then got back in the car to go to DUS.

Overall, had a great time at Finca and the discounted entry (30 Eur) was just a bonus.

Follow me over to the PHG thread for more ....

-Cartman

Cartman, you are a lucky guy. First you get to Finca at happy hour time paying 30 euros without being aware of it. Second, this girl you met by chance- Nina from Czech R-is the reason some guys make the trip to Finca. I would not go that far but find her terrific as well.

Keep the reports coming, very informative.

Ortos
07-05-10, 11:47
This slim, dark haired girl walks up to me. Her name is Nina from Czech republic. Very long, lean body, sort of looks a little like Stephanie Swift. Has a nice tramp stamp with roses on it on her lower back. We're chatting a bit and she says "I've been here for 4 years, and I think you and I would have a great time in the room. I can tell." I'm like, SOLD!

Cartman


Any chance this is the (at one time) famous Andrea-Cz who started her illustrious career at World some years ago? Just wondering, because I heard she resurfaced at Finca a year or so after her tenure at World. Is this the same girl?

O

Marlow
07-05-10, 22:52
Nina is a Finca filly pure bred. Unsullied by previous owners.

Rapisar
08-17-10, 19:18
At what time the restaurant closes?

Thanks

Rapisar
08-17-10, 22:33
Excuse my translation.

My question was: what time closes the Finca Erotica?

Marlow
08-24-10, 08:09
Look on the Finca website for info about the club. it closes at 4 am. Breakfast is served from 11 am to 2 pm, bacon, eggs, sausages, cold meat, bread rolls, orange juice, yogurts, cheese etc.
Afternoon tea served from 4pm with a variety of cakes and fruit.
Evening meal served from 6pm until late. This is usually an excellent choice of hot menu and salads

Rapisar
08-24-10, 11:58
Look on the Finca website for info about the club. it closes at 4 am. Breakfast is served from 11 am to 2 pm, bacon, eggs, sausages, cold meat, bread rolls, orange juice, yogurts, cheese etc.

Afternoon tea served from 4pm with a variety of cakes and fruit.

Evening meal served from 6pm until late. This is usually an excellent choice of hot menu and saladsThanks for the interesting information.

Henio
08-24-10, 23:12
Nina is a Finca filly pure bred. Unsullied by previous owners. hehe, no she aint and Ortos is spot on

Marlow
08-26-10, 23:21
..another illusion gone, gone, gone!

Marlow
08-30-10, 06:38
The Finca website now has pics of many of the girls, and daring photos of a couple of the girls fooling around with guests. No faces blanked out too!
Haven't come across a site quite so daring.
How long before World follows suit?

Creature2
01-15-11, 11:14
this girl you met by chance- Nina from Czech R-is the reason some guys make the trip to Finca.She always get away and escaped me. I had no chance with her, on my attempts on my two different visits to the club.

London Traveller
01-15-11, 22:23
She always get away and escaped me. I had no chance with her, on my attempts on my two different visits to the club.Nina is now a star (in my view anyway) at Artemis, Berlin. She seems to be there nearly every time I visit and keeps herself fairly busy usually. I like her a lot.

Creature2
09-19-11, 12:41
I visited this FKK Finca Erotica, a Tuesday, in early June. I believe that would be a good repeat after 2 years of absence. When I reach Dierdorf, I realized that Dolce Vita Raubach is a stone throw away, maybe less than 10 km, so can be done for next time back to back.

A fellow ISG friend told me that they renovated inside decoration. So, I should see the novelties. I arrived at 1 pm. This was Happy Hour, I paid 30 Euro entrance. There was some few improvement in the small locker room. While changing, a tall blond woman saw me and greets me, friendly enough. I greet her also but distantly. She went away. I then realized she was Natalia, we had many nice encounters and long sessions with her but that was two years ago. Now, she changed a bit and she also changed the color of hair, not a brunette any more, she is a blond. And that is why I couldn't realize, at once, that she was Natalia, ouch. She than ignore me all the time, even pissed me off on my approaches. Maybe, she is right to do that, I hope next time I might have an opportunity to explain her situation. Because this time, she was the busiest girl in the club, I couldn't approach her. She was busy all the time with other punters.

Sufficient enough about Natalia. Now, the rest of the club.

The lover of this club might know, this is a mid size club, just midway from Frankfurt to Dusseldorf. If you visit the clubs of Hessen and NRW, in the same trip, this is a lovely stopover to easily pay a visit (very close to A3) and check-out the current line-up. Inside is roomy enough and have high ceilings, you don't feel much smoke inside. With the new arrangements inside, now there is more couches to relax or to play. The big rounded bar is always at the center and this is a nice spot to observe the girls.

I like the outside facilities of this club. The garden is well managed, the pool is a decent sized, the huts is an adventure to try out an outdoor sex. And the barbecue is priceless during summer time.

The Girls.

Apart from Natalia, I saw lots of new faces. Neena and her sister moved to another club. I didn't see any familiar girl from my previous visits. During day time, the lineup was not that good. At 6ish, there were some newcomers, some local talents arrived, and the newcomers were all stunners, smoking hot girls. But the morning shift was fully consist of fat girls. The morning shift was mostly fat Bulgarian girls and old Russian MILFs. I don't think there are some Romis, here. But I guess, if you can stay till late night, you may see real smoking hot girls and German semi pros, especially during weekends. There came also a very fat (on buttock) Turkish girl, she was a 'Come to room, baby' type of girl. Apart from her, I didn't feel any sharky behaviour during my stay, the girls approach, chat, and when decline, they return politely.

I, unfortunately, couldn't shop that day. Just after entering the club, I had a terrible headache and that doesn't left till I left. It was irresistible. I try to heal myself by doing several times Jacuzzi and sauna, but this doesn't help. I searched if there is a dampfbad, but there is no any. A steam bath might accelerate my healing process. A fat Bulgarian girl saw I am sick and I am desperately seeking for medication inside the club. She offered me her medication, the Bulgarian equivalent of Aspirin, this is ANALGIN. WTF. A medication name starts with Anal. She says this medicine is strong enough; I take a pill but no any positive effect. Still, I tried some sauna and whirlpool. Then I sampled some barbecue and left the club. I have to drive to Bad Mergentheim with this terrible headache and it is a well 250 km away from Dierdorf.

My return to Finca Erotica wasn't that successful but this is because of my health problem and left the club without any session (Hopefully, I had two good sessions yesterday, in Oase). If I was ok, I can have fun in the club and may stay till late. There were some 8s and 9s in the evening shift. I will repeat Finca next time on a Saturday or Sunday, maybe I can see some more local talents and semi pros.

Jymondor
10-10-11, 20:25
She offered me her medication, the Bulgarian equivalent of Aspirin, this is ANALGIN. WTF. A medication name starts with Anal. She says this medicine is strong enough; I take a pill but no any positive effect.I know it is not important here but just in case. Analging has nothing common with Aspirin. It is one of trade names of Metamizole. Does not help me either. It is bent in USA and Canada (I assume because of Advil / Tylenol lobby).

Lost Hypocrite
10-18-11, 01:25
Went to this place recently on an afternoon, plenty of people there taking advantage of the 30 euro entry before 2pm.

The line up was variable but plenty for me were do-able!

Food ok and the outside area quite nice, the inside area is interesting, nice and dark in places.

Burma Jones
12-28-11, 20:54
Does anyone know if the pictures taken during the Christmas party show regular workers or if they imported a bunch of girls from other clubs to create the party atmosphere? I noticed a couple of lookers but didn't see them in the girls lineup on the website.

WLFuk
01-02-12, 18:19
Does anyone know if the pictures taken during the Christmas party show regular workers or if they imported a bunch of girls from other clubs to create the party atmosphere? I noticed a couple of lookers but didn't see them in the girls lineup on the website.I don't know about the Christmas party, but I was there for the USA one in 2010 and they did seem to have a few extra girls for the event.

Toscana
03-06-12, 20:19
Had a pretty good trip to Finca last Friday. Reports on the German forums had been more positive of late, and I decided to dip once again. It was my first visit for about eighteen months. I was there from 11. 00 until about 17. 00, and there were plenty of good lookers to keep me very interested. A few dogs too, but it is an easy club to keep them at bay. For all the Romanians on the rota, there was a high number of blondes. Nice change. I managed four sessions with three Romies and a German. Guess which was the dud session.

Finca is a club generally better in the early hours than in the evening, when during the week it can suddenly go dead. Since there is a Happy Hour price of EUR 30 entry from 11. 00 to 14. 00, there is all the more reason to arrive early.

Which I did. Pleasingly, the hotties also know that many punters arrive early, so the place gets going promptly.

Nothing much has changed in the infrastructure, except there is now a new VIP room, which I only saw from the outside, and there is a small pavilion-style tent in the main room along one wall, which is an alternative to the Kino.

The Kino was my first stop. It's a good one at Finca. What I also like is the provision of sofas either side off the walkway just outside the Kino, where you can sit and appraise. The girls regularly visiting the Kino have to walk up the stairs past you, and you have time to work out whether you want to snap them before they enter the Kino or not. In my opinion the best hunting ground at Finca.

When in the changing room I had already spied a girl who looked as if she was one on my to do-list, after a good forum report. She had responded to my smile, always a good sign. Raisa also knows what she is doing, because from way off at the other end of the club she seemed to register me on the sofa upstairs by the Kino. Hmm, bet she's coming all the way up here, I thought, and I was right. She came straight over to my sofa. Quite a vision.

Raisa, Romania.

Blonde, longish straight hair.

About 20.

1. 60m, not a gram of fat.

Gorgeous B / C tits, with puffy nipples

Raisa gives an honest session, but didn't let go. Good kisses, competent sloppy BBBJ with mischievous eye contact, bouncy cowgirl. Fingering discouraged. Got her to spread her legs wide in missionary, which made her very tight and offered a gorgeous view of those legs and taut hamstring tendons. Tosc, Geniesser, docked on again and upped the tempo; Raisa, Profi, strained and followed, eyes and smile locked on to mine. I was never going to last long first session under such visual provocation and we soon wrapped it up. If I repeat it will be for longer, when I can perhaps tempt her a bit more out of her shell.

Had some lunch buffet (food at Finca good BTW) and spent a while round the bar talking to the gals. The mood seemed happy enough, and most were content to chat even if they knew I was resting up. I guess there were about 30 girls and 25 men at this stage. In fact the ratio didn't change appreciably all afternoon.

Finally swung round on my stool to intercept another great looker, just arrived, whose proud bobbing C tits were just too much to let pass.

Claudia, Romania.

Dark brown straight hair, bit longer than shoulder length.

About 23.

1. 60m, not a gram of fat, indeed very athletic looking.

Gorgeous C tits.

Claudia was not on my list. Not surprising, as she has only been at the club a short while, having done the rounds at other clubs, notably in Hessen, under the name of Delia. Believable as her German was a cut above that of most Romanians in the FKKs. We were soon off to a room and a memorable session. Just great to roam around that sexy body. Claudia responded well, has all the skills, is simply fun. I got soaked in 69 as she finally groaned and rolled off with a 'are you crazy? '. Yeah, sure, and tried to pull her back, but she was already reaching for the condoms ('I think we need two'). Rest of the session was great too, and she was generous. We were over the 30 mins, but she whispered a 'finish? Or stay? ' to warn me. I couldn't help but finish, but we stayed at EUR 50 plus small tip, because she was a really delightful session.

Well, you always make one mistake, and mine was:

Nala, Germany.

Long dark brown wavy hair.

Late 20s.

About 1. 75m, solidly built.

Nice C tits.

I think Nala said she had come from Mainhattan. She is a skilful operator, knows how to engage you in conversation, touches you constantly, was tempting although she is not the type I would instantly approach. Offered anal as the love of her life, which is doubtless true, but I was not interested. Nevertheless I committed for the session, and it was all a bit disappointing. She's nice enough, but the in room upselling, however friendly, showed her real attitude and we never got going properly. That said, I must admit that she has a really tight pussy considering the mileage, and excellent muscle control. Often we are desperate not to finish too soon, or conversely to manage to finish at all. Here, ironically, I was struggling not to finish, so I could fake it and save it for later. I held on, but it was close. In the end she knew that I knew that she knew that I had faked it, but not a word was exchanged, rather EUR 50 and a desultory kiss at the lockers.

My last session was again on the list, but in fact Susi found me. Her pictures are on the website:

http://www.finca-erotica.com/fkk-saunaclub-koeln#saunaclub-koeln-bilder

Susi, Romania.

About 24.

Well, why bother, you can see on the website.

What instantly attracted me was a hint of craziness combined with genuine openness. Anyone who knew Bulgarian Julia, until recently at World, will know the type I mean. Both very unpredictable, even if Susi is better looking. It was she who pointed out the pavilion tent to me, and we were soon nestled into the cushions there, kissing, kissing, kissing, and with her directing me forthrightly as to exactly how she liked to have her clit scrubbed and primed. Exciting stuff under view of anyone passing. The pavilion is open one side, and it's not as public as Kino sex, but it is brighter in there, so more visually stimulating, and anyone passing has little choice but to view what's going on. The tension certainly didn't diminish as I swung her round into 69, on to cowgirl and a while later knelt before her, held her hair in one fist and told her to go for the CIM finish. One good girl who deserved her tip, and a great finish to my afternoon. I do like Finca.

Optimist
03-07-12, 12:01
Toscana.

Nice update.

Did you by any chance see a Brazilian girl called Marie?

Toscana
03-07-12, 18:54
Did you by any chance see a Brazilian girl called Marie?No, sorry.

I was looking out for another Brazilian, formerly Gabriela, now apparently Samira? Didn't find her either.

WLFuk
03-08-12, 21:28
What I also like is the provision of sofas either side off the walkway just outside the Kino, where you can sit and appraise. The girls regularly visiting the Kino have to walk up the stairs past you, and you have time to work out whether you want to snap them before they enter the Kino or not. In my opinion the best hunting ground at Finca.Nice to hear a positive report as I also like Finca. I also think those sofas are a good place as you hide out of the way and watch whats going on. I usually go during the day for happy hour and hang around there until around 7pm just in case there are any beauties arriving for the evening shift.

Have they fixed the jacuzzi yet?

Toscana
03-09-12, 09:47
Have they fixed the jacuzzi yet?Don't know, sorry. Wasn't in that wet area at all.

HappyNaNanda8
07-21-12, 19:45
Have they fixed the jacuzzi yet? [/QUOTE.

Yes, the jacuzzi is fixed. After a quick stop at Schneckenhaus in Dierdorf I made it to Finca by opening time. BTW, Schneckenaus is a NoGo. Finca has good facilities and lots of goodlooking girls with nice bodies. Also some couch action with some BBBJ-sampling. Cause I was going from there to DVR I wasnt planning on doing any girls. Just wanted to use the sauna, get a massage and check out the place. However, nature wanted different, so I ended up doing two girls. First was a cute-faced blonde with silicone tits. Silicone is usually a turn off for me, but she was cute and had a nice personality. Sorry, I'm not good in remembering names. No DFK and a good BBBJ. She loved DATY, and she got kind of embarrased from orgasming very strong. Only rubber fucking so I passed. A standard FKK session. After that I had some breakfast and was getting ready to leave. Just one quick look around, and then a Romanian doll approached me. Feeling good vibes from her, I let her guide me to the kino. There we started some DFK and DATY. After a while I tried to rub my dick on her clit / pussy and she whispered it would be extra. LOL, so 50€ extra for AO and here we go. It was just an okay fuck as she was nervous someone would discover she was fucking bareback.

Finca is definitely worth going to if you are happy with standard FKK service. The girls and the atmosphere was friendly.

SuppenHuhn
09-09-12, 10:41
http://www.polizei.rlp.de/internet/nav/6aa/presse.jsp?uMen=6aa70d73-c9a2-b001-be59-2680a525fe06&_ic_uCon=5826a0d1-8035-931c-5ec3-f1f282c266d1&page=1&pagesize=10

SuppenHuhn
09-09-12, 10:43
http://www.ak-kurier.de/akkurier/www/artikel/17870-grossrazzia-in-amuesierbetrieb--finca-erotica--in-dierdorf--aktualisierte-fassung

Yakob
09-09-12, 11:24
Wow. 150 enforcement officers of various agencies to take on little Finca Erotica on a Saturday. They must have been expecting trouble.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the raid on World that has happened earlier this week in the middle of the week that Nick The G attended as a captured guest. Finca Erotica and World are connected clubs.

What is surprising for me is the 40 women listed in the report since that line up is way better than the line up in August where it was catastrophic. No girl worthy to fuck.

Interesting for the official statistics of 35 men too since it shows you how many men may visit this club and make it a busy night. Good to know for the future.

Jymondor
09-09-12, 11:27
Wow. 150 enforcement officers of various agencies to take on little Finca Erotica on a Saturday. They must have been expecting trouble.Of course!


Have they fixed the jacuzzi yet?They did not fix their jacuzzi!

Yakob
09-09-12, 11:31
They did not fix their jacuzzi!Then Finca Erotica is off the visit list then. No club can have a jacuzzi that is not fixed.

Banana Boi
09-09-12, 11:58
What is surprising for me is the 40 women listed in the report since that line up is way better than the line up in August where it was catastrophic. No girl worthy to fuck.

Interesting for the official statistics of 35 men too since it shows you how many men may visit this club and make it a busy night. Good to know for the future.38 women and 35 men. Good ratio for a Saturday night.

Hedonian
09-12-12, 09:11
Does anyone know what is the status of Finca after raid? Is it closed or business is as usual?

They seem to have sauna club license and it may be revoked from what I can understand by Google translator. Does this mean it is the end of Finca? That would be a bummer.

These raids must be very unpleasant for everyone inside. What effect do they have on the club and people coming back to the club? Do you suggest to avoid this club for a while?

Thanks.

Hessen Bub
09-12-12, 09:14
Does anyone know what is the status of Finca after raid? Is it closed or business is as usual?Club is open, business as usual. No idea if the raid affects line-up, I don't think so. Everybody in the area knew about the club and what is happening there. As a guest you are doing nothing illegal, it's a matter of what kind of of permission / license the club is holding.

HB

Optimist
09-12-12, 09:35
I had done a short report about this raid under the FKK Lounge thread. The essence is that it seems to have been a routine raid and that it should have no effect on the club line-up etc.

For foreigners it is very important you remember to have your passport with you when you go to a club (German people are aware of the need to have their i.d with them at all times) as everybody present has to have their i.d. checked (the raids are normally just to control age legality and trafficking)

Hedonian. I am unsure about the saunaclub licence point. Perhaps HB can elucidate this point. Do the clubs need a specific licence to run a brothel? I was not aware of any such thing

Hessen Bub
09-12-12, 09:52
There have been raids against clubs run by the 81s. World, Finca. We will see if FMH or others will follow.

It's complicated around the license: The club does have a license as a "FKK Saunaclub". Everybody knows what's happening in there (prostitution) , also the authorities knew. If it is mainly a place for prostitution (it is) the license should state that. And it doesn't. Prostitution is legal. The raid was around trafficking and other illegal activities related to the scene.

The cities can decide if they allow prostitution in within their county or not. In Dierdorf it is not illegal to run a brothel. Right now police are checking how to proceed and then the mayor will come to a decision. Club might be closed, I'd think it will remain open.

http://www.rhein-zeitung.de/region/neuwied_artikel-Razzia-Dierdorfs-Buergermeister-sieht-beim-Thema-Prostitution-in-der-Finca-Erotica-eine-Grauzone-_arid. 481932. Html.

HB

Optimist
09-12-12, 12:27
HB. Thanks for the clear explanation.

For some reason the link is not working (even tho it is correct). If anybody wants to see the article it can be found by searching for "Finca" in theRhein Zeitung. It seems the Police considered the raid to be normal, but it has given rise to consideration by the Burgermeister of a complex legal history (which is beyond me to understand) about prostitution in the area. Fascinating for me to see this measured approach as I live in a country where the Police would be making a public media event of it all in order to boost their funding

Hessen Bub
09-12-12, 12:48
plz delete, board doesn't accept tiny url.

HB

Imthechamp
12-30-12, 17:39
Is it possible to get to this club without a car? Specifically, how and at what expense could this be done from Frankfurt? Thanks in advance for any input. Q

Indi Companion
12-31-12, 13:29
Is it possible to get to this club without a car? Specifically, how and at what expense could this be done from Frankfurt? Thanks in advance for any input. QI have driven there, but seeing where the club isnlocated I do not exclude it is possible to get there by public transportation + taxi (check the priced on DB site for trains) but however it will most likely bebjourney for a poor lineup, particularly in this period! Cost of the trip could easily be around 70/80€ round trip.

Imthechamp
12-31-12, 22:45
I have driven there, but seeing where the club isnlocated I do not exclude it is possible to get there by public transportation + taxi (check the priced on DB site for trains) but however it will most likely bebjourney for a poor lineup, particularly in this period! Cost of the trip could easily be around 70/80€ round trip.Thanks. What is nearest DB rail station? FYI, I would be going in two weeks so hopefully lineup better then. Thanks again.

Eeyore
03-09-13, 14:45
Hi,

I see this question has come up before but I don't see an answer looking back through the thread.

What is the best way to get to Finca without a car?


Thanks. What is nearest DB rail station? FYI, I would be going in two weeks so hopefully lineup better then. Thanks again.

Jymondor
08-11-13, 22:41
I am going from Frankfurt to NRW tomorrow. Newer been in Finca before. It located in a middle of my route . Is there any reason to stop there? Or better keep driving to the known NRW clubs?

Breadman
08-12-13, 00:06
I am going from Frankfurt to NRW tomorrow. Newer been in Finca before. It located in a middle of my route . Is there any reason to stop there? Or better keep driving to the known NRW clubs?It might be worth stopping there during happy hour (11am till 1pm) for their 30 euro happy hour (or in the evening when they have their 10pm till 11pm 30 euro happy hour). Don't think I'd stop there on Monday though, maybe later in the week.

Banana Boi
08-12-13, 00:50
I am going from Frankfurt to NRW tomorrow. Newer been in Finca before. It located in a middle of my route . Is there any reason to stop there? Or better keep driving to the known NRW clubs?Wouldn't Samya be a safer stop? I considered stopping at Finca last month too but decided to go to Samya instead.

Burma Jones
08-12-13, 20:03
Wouldn't Samya be a safer stop? I considered stopping at Finca last month too but decided to go to Samya instead.During my past three trips (Sept 2012, January and April 2013) , I stopped at Finca for one day each time. I would arrive to a mostly empty parking lot for the early entry but the club would have girls (20+) ready to go as soon as I showered. I probably had around 15 sessions over those three trips and only remember one bad session. You can sit at the round bar in the middle of their common area sipping drinks and watch all the girls parade by. Some of them will come over and try to entice you to a room but have only felt sharkiness once. After my last visit, I did a mental review of which clubs would always be on my to go list and Finca was probably my second choice in front of some other highly qualified candidates such as Freude 39 and Bernd's. Of course, YMMV.

Trans Atlantic
08-13-13, 03:37
Are you saying Finca is more about service and less on looks (eg more like Panthera as opposed to Aca)?

Burma Jones
08-13-13, 17:45
No, I would say all of their providers are hotties between 18 and 25 with a couple who might be 30. If I had to describe, my opinion would be Aca looks with Freude service. I extended every session beyond the original 30 minutes (except one PST session) because service was exceptional. It reminded me of my initial visit many years ago to Parksauna and the service provided when it was at full steam. Granted, Dierdorf is off the beaten path and getting there by public transit would be a challenge, plus the food is standard FKK fare. But I have never been at a loss to find plenty of options of young, beautiful, good service providers and usually leave late afternoon upset that I didn't bring more money or my body didn't have more stamina.

Burma Jones
09-05-13, 18:28
I received an e mail from Finca today that beginning September 30 (and lasting for a "short time") , Monday's entry price will be 30 euro all day. They are calling it a Blue Monday promotion. If you are in the area, could be a cheaper way to visit if you've never been or if you can't get there for their happy hour entry.

Burma

Yakob
09-16-13, 23:51
I received an e mail from Finca today that beginning September 30 (and lasting for a "short time") , Monday's entry price will be 30 euro all day. They are calling it a Blue Monday promotion. If you are in the area, could be a cheaper way to visit if you've never been or if you can't get there for their happy hour entry.

BurmaHello Burma,

Attached is the flyer for the Blue Monday promotion. It seems to start from 30 September 2013 whereby entry is for 30 euro.

There is also a further offer that for 399 euros you can buy 10 entries that correspond to a value of 500 euro based on 50 euro per entry normally.

Breadman
09-22-13, 21:09
Spent some time at a buddys house on Monday and got sidetracked, Finca was the closest club and figured it was worth a go to relax. There were actually a couple of cute girls daytime, not the hottest lineup but a decent variety. I stuck around just past dinner time, didn't see a reason to wait for the night shift so called it a night. 30 euro entrance gave me a good sized breakfast and one of the best dinners of the trip (my favorite schnitzel). I easily finished off 30 euro's on dinner alone. Don't think I'd recommend the place unless you managed to get in during one of their happy hours.

Luv Fake
02-22-14, 21:02
Have not been here for a while but deciding on what day is better to visit. Would a Friday or Saturday be a better visit for Finca? I am also looking for silicone babes, any recommendations I appreciate.

Who are the best service girls with best looks here these days.

Thank you

Banana Boi
04-19-14, 07:39
Anyone been here since Breadman's September visit? 35 euro happy hour before 2 pm makes it an appealing stop halfway between Dusseldorf and Frankfurt.

Interested in knowing how many girls would be there on a Saturday afternoon at 2 pm.

Citizen Kane
06-19-14, 17:40
Would I be right in thinking Finca is about the same size as Dolce Vita in Dusseldorf?

I've been trying to judge it from photos on their website but obviously this can be a bit misleading.

Cheers.

CK.

Jymondor
06-21-14, 03:13
Would I be right in thinking Finca is about the same size as Dolce Vita in Dusseldorf?

I've been trying to judge it from photos on their website but obviously this can be a bit misleading.

Cheers.

CK.Finca is bigger.

ElGuaje
07-07-14, 00:48
Has anyone been able to get there using public transport? Or would taking a taxi be my best bet? I'd like to avoid having to rent a car.

Breadman
07-07-14, 19:39
Has anyone been able to get there using public transport? Or would taking a taxi be my best bet? I'd like to avoid having to rent a car.Wow, never thought I'd see this question in the Finca thread. I know there's train tracks that go thru town but does a train ever stop there? Bernds is just reachable by bus, Finca is a 30 minute drive past Bernds (so I'm guessing an extra hour on the bus, if there is one). But who would really want to spend all that time traveling just to reach Finca, let alone renting a car just to reach Finca. Its more of a club of desperation than destination. Such as "My car broke down near Finca so I decided to wait inside for the tow".

Burma Jones
07-07-14, 22:11
Wow, never thought I'd see this question in the Finca thread. I know there's train tracks that go thru town but does a train ever stop there? Bernds is just reachable by bus, Finca is a 30 minute drive past Bernds (so I'm guessing an extra hour on the bus, if there is one). But who would really want to spend all that time traveling just to reach Finca, let alone renting a car just to reach Finca. Its more of a club of desperation than destination. Such as "My car broke down near Finca so I decided to wait inside for the tow".Breadman,

I am pretty sure you are correct. I remember seeing older frauen with their groceries walking down the hill from the store next door. I took it for granted they were going down to the bus because I did see some bus signs there on the main stretch but I don't believe I've ever met a monger in Finca that has used public transit. Actually, I don't remember meeting many tourists outside of the local area in Finca. And the girls all seem really surprised when you tell them you are not local. They either realize that you are on a sex tour and ask which other clubs have you visited or they think you are lost and have never set foot in an FKK.

UltraHappy
07-10-14, 00:52
Wow, never thought I'd see this question in the Finca thread. I know there's train tracks that go thru town but does a train ever stop there? Bernds is just reachable by bus, Finca is a 30 minute drive past Bernds (so I'm guessing an extra hour on the bus, if there is one). But who would really want to spend all that time traveling just to reach Finca, let alone renting a car just to reach Finca. Its more of a club of desperation than destination. Such as "My car broke down near Finca so I decided to wait inside for the tow".Interesting. I've never been there myself but I've been contemplating stopping there for a late afternoon meal to break up my drive from Frankfurt to NRW. It's smack halfway between both, so I figured it'd be a good place to stop to break up the long 2. 5 hour drive. I figured why not drive just an hour or so from Bad Homburg, stop at Finca for 3-4 hours to make a "deposit" or two and get a decent meal before finishing my journey to NRW?

It's location looks ideal for breaking up the 2. 5 hour drive between Frankfurt and NRW. I even thought about spending a night close by at a cheap hotel one night and then continuing my journey the following night to NRW (or the opposite).

But if the line-up is as bad as Bernd's, then I'd be inclined to just suffer through the long 2. 5 hour drive all in one fell swoop.

Breadman
07-10-14, 18:17
But if the line-up is as bad as Bernd's, then I'd be inclined to just suffer through the long 2. 5 hour drive all in one fell swoop.Finca usually has a handful of cute girls, a couple daytime and a few more that come in during the evening. I was rolling with the bus question when I said "a club of desperation over destination", I just liked the sound of that line. You never really know what you'll see at this club, I've seen some stunning girls there and their explanation of working 'at finca' is nobody they know will ever see them working.

Jimmy Boy 99
08-04-14, 03:01
Entered the club during the happy hour pricing (Euro 35 if I remember correctly). Had been there a couple of years ago. Nice facilities but only about 12-15 women, most old and / or fat and / or unattractive. Did one reasonably attractive tall blonde (Julia from Romania). Session was OK until she told me, practically mid-thrust, that the time was over, although (per the song that was playing on my laptop) I knew it only 25 minutes. I told her this but she just got up and started to clean up, so that was that. I then had a small, OK looking Romanian brunette who had been after me since I arrived. We went to the kino and she gave me a few minutes blow-job. We then went to the room and the session was good but she too stopped it at 25 minutes. It appears that all you get is 25 minutes in the room, with or without kino action. Food was OK. Ate dinner and left for Club Penelope. Not really worth a stopover, even for the happy hour price.

PussyLiccker
08-04-14, 03:18
Entered the club during the happy hour pricing (Euro 35 if I remember correctly). Had been there a couple of years ago. Nice facilities but only about 12-15 women, most old and / or fat and / or unattractive. Did one reasonably attractive tall blonde (Julia from Romania). Session was OK until she told me, practically mid-thrust, that the time was over, although (per the song that was playing on my laptop) I knew it only 25 minutes. I told her this but she just got up and started to clean up, so that was that. I then had a small, OK looking Romanian brunette who had been after me since I arrived. We went to the kino and she gave me a few minutes blow-job. We then went to the room and the session was good but she too stopped it at 25 minutes. It appears that all you get is 25 minutes in the room, with or without kino action. Food was OK. Ate dinner and left for Club Penelope. Not really worth a stopover, even for the happy hour price.:D Hilarious report. Thanks Jimmy, looks like you go everywhere. Go where no man has gone before.

Bearsk
08-04-14, 06:12
25 minutes, its the Finca Erotica half hour.

Thanks for the report Jimmy.


Entered the club during the happy hour pricing (Euro 35 if I remember correctly). Had been there a couple of years ago. Nice facilities but only about 12-15 women, most old and / or fat and / or unattractive. Did one reasonably attractive tall blonde (Julia from Romania). Session was OK until she told me, practically mid-thrust, that the time was over, although (per the song that was playing on my laptop) I knew it only 25 minutes. I told her this but she just got up and started to clean up, so that was that. I then had a small, OK looking Romanian brunette who had been after me since I arrived. We went to the kino and she gave me a few minutes blow-job. We then went to the room and the session was good but she too stopped it at 25 minutes. It appears that all you get is 25 minutes in the room, with or without kino action. Food was OK. Ate dinner and left for Club Penelope. Not really worth a stopover, even for the happy hour price.

BrainFuck
08-04-14, 07:05
25 minutes, its the Finca Erotica half hour.Hmm. I never had problems with getting the full half hour in Finca. Last time I had good sessions with Emily and Mia. Two really cute young Romanian girls. I like also the food. IMHO it is much better than in Sharks, World or Oase. Finca is always good for a stopover if I travel on A3.

Hessen Bub
08-04-14, 08:16
I am not an regular at or a fan of FE. But in my visits 30 min were 30 min, or even more, if you add the blowjob on the couch.

HB.

Dufey
10-12-14, 09:22
Cinema in Finca is dark and small, but nice. I had some good public actions there, but also in the bed on the gallery or in the open hut downstairs next to the bar.It is nice getting a blowjob in the open gazebo style hut on the main floor. People walk by oblivious or not obviously showing that they are watching you getting your junk seen to by the girl's mouth on it.

Craiova
10-12-14, 11:29
Finca is always good for a stopover if I travel on A3.Yep I try always follow the recommendation of the automobile association making a break after long journey by car. And Finca is of course much better than a normal motorway service area. LOL.

But serious Finca is really a nice and recommended mid size club. And 30 minutes are there 30 minutes because girls there aren't spoilt by tourists like at Oase, Mainhattan and Sharks.

Luv Fake
04-06-15, 05:13
I planned on visiting FE on this trip as I had enjoyed it the last time. I was planning on putting my reports the last time I visited but unfortunately lost my paperwork so I could not do it.

Anyways, I visited here on Wednesday April 1 at about 2 PM. Changed and took a shower. There were a good selection of ladies about 15 I would say. Here is my report:

Elvira, rom, wears glasses, tongue ring, great BBBJ but no DATY (that put her score down dramatically). Still somewhat passionate. Looks 6, service 7.

Corina, rom, thin modelesque body, very sexy walk, large labia which I love, great 69, LFK, CG, mish, looks 6 (face so-so), body 8. 5, service 8.

Alexa, ro, BBBJ great, looks 7, service 6, just did a HJ with lotion be / see cock did not get hard.

As I visit FKKs more, I am realizing that I can no longer do 4-5 sessions and I am in my 30's. The condom is becoming something I do not like.

I like visiting FE once in a while. Even though it is hard to find silicone tits which I like, I enjoy the intimate environment and the ladies are friendly.

My plan was to hit upi PSR next day.

Miller75
04-18-15, 14:13
Decided to stop by on my long way back to Frankfurt yesterday, great decision. There's a party today, Saturday 18. And that ment that it was a lot of girls working. Met DIA, Tia and one that I don't remember the name on. Full satisfaction as this is a true FKK and public action is allowed. One guy went on the stage with a girl, no applause but I think he was satisfied. Very few girls bother you and a no is a no. When the club was full of girls as yesterday it was a great club. Will sure visit again to see if it was a one hit wonder wonder. Happy hour before 14:00 but I didn't get there in time. 50 normal entry. If I should recommend one of the girls it has to be Tia. Tall, thin, saggy tits and big nippels, large labia. Excellent BBBJ. CIM is standard 50 extra. No begging for extras and no hassle about tipping. Have some more days but after 12 sessions in just five days, I need a break. Trying the smaller clubs south of Frankfurt next week.

Optimist
04-19-15, 08:49
Miller and Luv, thanks for reports. Sounds good, especially as unlike some clubs there seems to be some more open attitudes (for example not trying to charge extra for any public blow job etc).

XXL
05-17-15, 21:31
I'm sure future GPS navigators will have FKKs preprogrammed as well as warning functionality for when it's time to take the Viagra (typically 45 minutes to destination). My GPS still requires me to do all this manually and I thought it had let me down when I first drove past Finca Erotika without seeing it. They probably keep the exterior so inconspicuous because it's so close to the residential area. The array of girls this early Friday afternoon was not inconspicuous though. I would say this was the best line-up among all the "smaller" FKKs I've visited so far. Anything you find at Sharks' or Oase's you will find here, only in lesser numbers.

It's cheap too, 35 euros entry. That's the happy hour price, towel only, if you want a bathrobe it will set you back 3 euros. Don't expect very good food. The sauna is OK and the outdoor area is not ridiculous. On the negative side, the locker room is cramped and you don't automatically get a safe (I think you can have one for a fee). I stopped asking the girls where they came from after my 3rd sex-partner turned out to be Romanian. I'll now assume if a girl doesn't tell me where she comes from after I tell her where I come from, she's Romanian. They have at least one is Bulgarian though because she told me so before I evaded her with the usual "maybe later".

As I was due at Sharks' the next day, I'd booked a hotel 40 kilometers away further South (towards Frankfurt). The hotel was quite a distance from the motorway, in a picture postcard place called Balduinstein. The romantic setting made me feel the pangs of solitude. There I was, having fucked 6 girls I'd have died for as a teenager, and not a single one to share this special moment of my life. Then again, if one had been with me, she would not have been sharing in anything (except my money). She would've been texting the whole world, looking up only to ask me do buy her cigarettes or phone credits. Didn't the late Robbin Williams say: "There's something worse than being alone, and that's being with someone who makes you feel alone"?

PussyLiccker
09-23-15, 23:30
Got here before 2 for the happy hour entry. LU not bad, but no hot babes or stunners either. The types of girls reminds me of the ones you'd find at World and Sharks. More toward World. Atmosphere is similar feel to World yet smaller sized club. One big area with a rounded bar with a dining area on the side. Corner entey to a separated smoking area.

Breakfast was good variety with cooked omette, boiled eggs, bacon, sausage, deli meats, yogurts, and breads. For drinks, orange and granini juice, and milk.

Size of the LU is about the same as Mainhattan. Clientel middle aged to older Germans mostly. Similar feel to Hessen clubs so the girl approach is the same.

It seems to be a club for locals, didn't notice anybody stood out to be a tourist. So, the service seems to be kept to to the regular standards. I've talked to couple Germans there and they told me they like the club and made a comparison to Oase they pointed out being a tourist club and not what it used to be. They prefer Sharks.

What is interesting is that few girls approached they proposed, not me, kissing and balls licking. Also, you can take girls to Kino and do some prezimmer play. Kino is up the stairs.

Girls bodies and hights vary. Avg seems to be about 170. There are some big tited girls. Couple I noticed dee cups, but not too slim. One of them might have the raised. Couple silicones too. Two or three really thin types. Thee shorter types. Overall A cups not common. Bees and cees. So small tits are rare.

Avg age of girls Id say 24. 20 to 26, with two that are a lot older I think.

I believe pretty much all Ro, but I did meet one Hungarian a regular confirmed and a German.

Tommyseville
10-05-15, 11:30
TR FKK Finca Erotica Dierdorf.

Sunday, late September 2015.

Poststrasse 20.

Dierdorf, Germany.

INTRODUCTION.

I had been interested in checking out Finca for years; it had a reputation on the boards for a good out-of-the way FKK to visit, and because I was going to be traveling along the A3 anyway up to DUS, I'd might as well check it out to break up the journey.

GETTING THERE.

Dierdorf seems to be far away from everything--even after you exit the autobahn you have a fairly long drive along a forested road to get to the town itself. Once there it is easy to find the club--just turn right onto Poststrasse, drive up the hill; the club is right next to the small supermarket.

INTRODUCTION.

I parked in a marked space in front--there were about 5 cars or so there already when I arrived at 1130. Buzzed in and was greeted at the check in window by a guy, which I don't think I have ever seen in an FKK. Behind him I could see that the front desk extended out into the club and towels were neatly arranged on shelves behind him, carefully folded so the embroidered Finca Erotica logo was visible when stacked.

Paid 35 EUR for happy hour entry; you tell the guy your shoe size and he gives you a locker with the slippers already in there. This is a little contrary to the usual Germany efficiency--wouldn't it be better to alternate big guys / little guys because there isn't much space in that locker room?

The girls locker room adjoins the mens, so when that door is open you get a good look at the girls undressing from their street clothes and getting all primped up and ready. The usual push showers run really really hot or really really cold; the plumbing in this place must be pretty old.

There are money lockers just inside the club entrance from the locker room, but I never saw anyone use them, and my key didn't fit that lock anyway. So I just kept my wallet and phone in the big locker--there was so much traffic in that locker room anyway where I don't think anyone could try any break-ins.

CLUB.

Inside the club is as you see in the photos on their website, albeit much darker than expected. I could barely see until my eyes adjusted; I saw several nice young naked girls but couldn't make out their faces that well. Light streams in from the large glass panes looking out onto the garden--lots of guys and girls hung out there smoking. I don't think smoking was allowed elsewhere in the club.

I went immediately to the breakfast buffet and loaded up on food. My shitty out of date hotel near the DUS airport was going to charge 19 EUR for breakfast, and I think I did better at Finca, with scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, yogurt and muesli, and so on. Plus dinner later I think I ate up 35 EUR worth of food and drink. I was happy with this FKK visit already.

I sat in the bright sunny smoking lounge for a while and tried to ignore the smoke as best I could. A magazine rack held old back issues of Flex and MuscleMag, and I thought it funny to have a rack of magazines touting beefy oiled musclemen instead of hot chicks. After going through a bunch of them I felt like I should go to the gym and lift, having stuck merely to a more primeval regimen of pelvic thrusts and involuntary kegel contractions for the past few days. Good thing they don't have contests and magazines for aficionados of such exercises.

Corrina, the skinny one of the girls I saw earlier came by and I chatted with her for a while. In the bright sunlight her nose was too prominent but her body still looked great, all lean and toned and tan. I used my "I just ate, I need to rest first just like if I was swimming" excuse and shooed her away.

Angie, the Alyssa Milano-esque bartender, was hustling around getting drinks for guys and girls and washing dishes and glasses in the interim. I got black tea and green tea, and when I asked for still water later, she just got me some from the bar sink tap. I noticed that when girls got any drink, she would punch a hole in a card, but only punched holes in guys' cards when they ordered alcoholic drinks.

I took my time scoping out the girls before sessioning. PL likened the lineup to a mini World, and I concur, except that I haven't been to World in quite some time. Yet there was a sizable Romanian contingent of course, a couple of pneumatic blondes here and there, and a sparrow flock of dark haired spinner girls. I had first categorized such girls as "sparrows" during my 2008 visit to World (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1464-FKK-World-Giessen&p=746939#post746939. ), where I would always see a clutch of Rom / Bulg dark haired petite types diving and swooping upon reclining male patrons--here in this mini-World club, the same was true.

I walked upstairs to the kino--nothing going on in there, but this tall skinny older blonde with enormous bolt-ONS came up the stairs to try to strike a deal. Natasha had an amazing man-made body. But I don't go for the Barbie types, even though this lady's proportions were actually quite close to Mattel's fantastical sex action figure.

I met a couple of girls at the bar. Annabella was friendly and flirty, purposely rubbing her big natural tit against my arm as we talked. Rebecca had a more Nordic look than the other sparrows, but wasn't really floating my boat either.

I finally got the urge in mid afternoon, and having distilled my to-do list down to one of the sparrows, decided instead to go grab this forlorn-looking girl sitting by herself at the bar. Mirella she had a slight resemblance to one of my former coworkers, perhaps mixed with Cher Bono. But her body was all fresh and young and unmarked by tattoos, which was a nice change of pace.

During our little interview at the bar I was surprised to hear she didn't speak any German or English. I started second-guessing my pick. "Um, how about Espanol? Francais? Nihongo? Putonqua?" Nope to all of them. I wasn't about to try Klingon. But the call of the dick was there anyway, and so I said "Zimmer?" which she understood fully.

MIRELLA Ro.

19 years old, tattoo-free. Speaks no Deutsch or English.

She got a room assigned to us at the front desk, and it was kind of weird walking up there--we went upstairs and then through the massage room while a guy was getting his massage by the older Thai lady. I had already gotten a boner during my interview downstairs, and so it was weird walking through there while the guy was having his massage. At least there was enough space to walk by the massage table where I didn't worry about poking the guy in the eye or something.

The room we got had a window overlooking the roof, and Mirella opened it to get fresh air, and I kept the drapes open for more light. For not being able to communicate we had an OK session; I was able to direct her with what I liked blowjob and position-wise even though we couldn't chat. Mirella was receptive to DFK and we did a lot of that during mish. She seemed to understand the word "doggy" which must be right up there on the United Nations list of universal communication words, like "auto" and "OK". I was getting a little worried I wasn't going to be able to come again--this was day 3 of a multi-day tour and although I waited until the afternoon this was taking a bit long. Sure felt good anyway though. With the light from the window I was enjoying the visuals of her pussy lips gripping my cock with each thrust, especially when we moved to stand-up doggy.

My legs started getting tired (maybe I need to pay more attention to the workout magazines mentioned earlier) and so I said let's switch to you on top. She immediately, and rather surprisingly, got into a full-on cowgirl squat mode, posting both palms flat on my chest for support and then started pounding me from that position. Almost painful how hard her pussy was smacking against my pubic bone. Like, "oh yeah? Let's see how you can take it big boy". My eyes got wide, hers did too with a look of determined concentration. And then I popped--despite her lack of experience and newbie nature she had some skills.

Paid her 50 EUR from my clothes locker amongst all the guys changing and girls walking in and out. Like Grand Central Station there, except everyone was naked.

In the afternoon they put out loaf cakes, kind of like Sara Lee pound cakes but in different flavors; I tried the chocolate and blueberry and they tasted more off-the-shelf than local bakery. But still a nice refresher after my session.

I hung out outside for a long time; the single TV playing Bundesliga was on the back wall of the food area, so you'd have to turn your back on viewing naked girls to watch. The smoking lounge was nice and bright and you could check out the girls better, but the smoke was just too much--some guys whipped out Cohibas and others had these vape-looking things, and it started getting to me.

Outside was a little chilly, especially wearing just a towel and with another towel over my shoulders, but the air was fresh and you could still see into the smoking lounge enough to have some interesting young things to look at.

That garden must be pretty fun during the summertime--there were a couple of fuck huts and shaded cabana lounges like Oase's, and a prefab wood shed like the ones at the Hornbach parking lot next to Sharks with food implements inside. They probably do a good BBQ there. I noticed a couple of dog-sized figures of a warthog and a tiger half-hiding in the evergreen windbreak, almost like bowhunting targets. On the other side of the windbreak, you could hear the neighing of horses and at times riders trotting their horses off to some trail or something. So civilized.

Back there you would also hear sounds from the couple of fuck rooms just adjoining the smoking lounge / food area. One guy opened his window when he got in there with his girl and it was a cacophony of her moans "oh oh oh" and finally this loud grunting shout from the guy--which hilariously garnered a small smattering of applause from the smoking lounge folks. I sensed a lot of these patrons were regulars and were quite comfortable with each other.

After it got cold I hung out on a sofa near the front desk; this was good for watching the interactions with couples returning from sessions, as they would have to check back in with the desk to let them know the room was free. Enough light streamed in from the checking desk and the foyer to the outside so I could see quite well. Most girls would come back looking pretty ridden hard, sometimes with a slight sheen of sweat, hair pulled back into a ponytail and with their towel wrapped around their waist or held demurely in front of their genitals. A bonus was that girls would come up to the desk right in front of a lighted part of the counter, so that their leg / thigh gap and pussy mounds would be nicely lit up. Good spot.

Across from me on another sofa sat a dark gray tabby cat, idly grooming itself. I think this would be the only self-licking pussy I have ever seen in an FKK. I saw this cat earlier waiting at the door to the garden for a patron to let it in or out. But here it reigned on its sofa near the entry, perhaps enjoying the view as much as I was.

Some girls came by and introduced themselves, but I was really rethinking my plans for the afternoon and evening. I had thought I'd bail early in the afternoon and make my way to Sharks, having reserved a room near the airport for that night. But I didn't think I would have many more cums in me, much less at all, and so I thought more about sticking around for dinner at Finca and maybe finding someone to have session number two.

Lying there on the sofa I realized that the music was quite different than the other FKKs I visited; mostly German pop and African-American or German rap. Which was odd--I think the entirety of the patronage was German, with maybe a couple of Turkish guys and myself as the lone American. Which would explain the popularity of the German pop (think Aerosmith or Foreigner but with German lyrics) but I didn't quite get the rap music. Somehow this seemed like a club where the artists of such music would not be welcome, like in those early Tiger Woods ads where he'd say there are golf clubs that wouldn't let him in to play.

I kept an eye on the food area and once a queue formed I jumped up from my sofa and got in line. Food was good--not as many steam tray choices as Sharks perhaps, but hearty and tasty. The tables had all been staked out by the regulars ahead of the dinnertime, and so I ate first back at my sofa, then at the bar alongside Annabella.

Once fed I considered staying and doing another session, but with the waning light and an hour-plus drive south I thought it better to just get going. Turned out to be a good idea--there was so much construction traffic on the A3, even though it was Sunday, that I arrived at my airport hotel frazzled and ready for a big beer in the hotel bar.

SUMMARY.

I would visit Finca again on my way to / from Dusseldorf and the Ruhrpott. The happy hour entry would be ideal for landing at FRA, picking up a car, and then stopping at Finca for brunch and a session before continuing north. The lineup was good, not great, but superior to PSR the day before.

GIRLS I MET / DID*.

CORRINA super skinny big nose 28.

TAMARA dyed blond bulg fireplug.

REBECCA dirty blond 25 fancy braid long ponytail.

NATASHA tall blonde huge bolt ONS slim.

*MIRELLA 19 Ro no German no English no tats.

ANNABELLA MILF big naturals.

ARTEMISSA half ro half hu looks Mexican.

NATALIA skinny ro small tits squinty eyes.

GIRLS I SAW.

Token asian girl.

Another skinny ro with bow tats back thighs.

Pretty blondie with tat on side of torso.

THEME SONG FOR TRIP.

Every trip I end up with a theme song, usually a catchy tune that I hear at least once in ever club, while driving around, and in random stores or at the hotels.

Theme Song this trip:

Lost Frequencies / Easton Corbin. Are You With Me (Original Mix).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fn6W5yyjBk

https://www.youtube.com/embed/6fn6W5yyjBk

FOOD.

Breakfast.

Scrambled and boiled eggs.

Bacon and sausage.

Cold cuts.

Yogurts, juice, milch in the small fridge.

Fruit.

Muesli and corn flakes.

Breads and rolls.

Better than the 19 swill at my outdated DUS airport hotel.

Dinner.

Pork loin in gravy.

Croquettes.

Chicken breast Taiwan (is this a pre-unification German "Asian" thing, like "Toast Hawaii".

Costco steamed veggies with butter.

Salads.

Chocolate pudding.

PussyLiccker
10-06-15, 05:40
Tommy, too little info. Need more details.


A magazine rack held old back issues of Flex and MuscleMag, and I thought it funny to have a rack of magazines touting beefy oiled musclemen instead of hot chicks. After going through a bunch of them I felt like I should go to the gym and lift, having stuck merely to a more primeval regimen of pelvic thrusts and involuntary kegel contractions for the past few days. Good thing they don't have contests and magazines for aficionados of such exercises.I saw the muscle magazines too. That was pretty darn weird. Reminded me of how out of shape I was. Perhaps a motivator for us to hit the gym.

Tommyseville
10-07-15, 07:14
Tommy, too little info. Need more details..My apologies, PL. I definitely was vague about many things in my report. Please let me rectify those omissions.

1. When I said the shower water got really really cold and then really really hot, I really really meant the temperature ranged from a low of 300 degrees Kelvin to 312 degrees Kelvin. However that precision could be limited by my single sample shower; had I fucked more girls, I would have had more showers and thus more temperature samples.

2. I did not exhaust the full list of languages that Mirella may have been conversant in--I neglected to attempt Laplander, Chocktaw, FORTRAN, or Dothraki, unfortunately. I will do better next time, although I can report that when my dick was in her mouth every word she uttered sounded like "mmmugh, uurrrph, mmmaaagh".

3. I was unable to determine whether the menu options included choices for those on gluten-free or vegan diets--I believe you could make a sizable repast from the salads alone but otherwise such folks will be out of luck. That plus the tasty Dierdorf tap water will provide plenty of energy for sessions, I'm sure.

Jim57
12-17-15, 23:43
So my original plan for today was to go to Sharks. But motivated by the fact that I had a fairly long drive yesterday to Oase & back to my hotel I decided on the way back last night that I would try for somewhere closer. I had considered stopping at Finca a couple of times in the past but as it is the nearest FKK to where I'm staying I plumped for there.

Arrived at 1. 45 so got the happy hour rate of 35 E. First impression was that club looked okay, but maybe was a bit tired and could do with a refurbishment. Locker room / changing area cramped as people have said below. And on the important bit, LU didn't look too spectacular! Also it was dessous day. If I'd known that I probably would have gone elsewhere.

Spoke to a few girls and none really hit the mark. Wasn't in any hurry though. Eventually Sandie came and sat beside me at the bar. Nice chat but wasn't sure about her. She headed off. After a few minutes I thought well there isn't much else so lets see where Sandie went. Found her eating in the buffet area. Sat down with her and said I was in no hurry but when she was finished eating come see me at the bar.

As I was sitting at the bar waiting I could see girls arriving. A posse of young Romanians turned up. The ones I normally go for. Oh no I thought I've made a mistake. How wrong I was!

After a few minutes Sandie joind me and we were off to the room. The best 30 miniute session I've ever had! Fantastic! Small, natural girl. No tattoos and just one piercing on her belly button. Beautiful A cups. Did I say beautiful? As nice a pair as I've ever seen. Slim girl with a delicious firm butt. She's from Germany, not that that's important. Great BBBJ, DFK, DATY, brief cowgirl and then some doggy. I haven't shagged so hard since I was about 20!

Needed plenty of recovery time after that! Had a sauna and lay down close to the jacuzzi. Almost fell asleep but kept on being interupted by one persistent girl asking me to fuck her. Not my type so I kept saying later maybe and she kept saying I like you please fuck me I haven't had a fuck today. She was never getting one from me! Thankfully I saw her heading off to a room a couple of times later.

Had some food. It was so good I went back for more. That plus the bacon & egg I had earlier & all the drinks & coffee probably would have cost me 35 E or more elsewhere so value for money was had.

Wasn't sure I had the stamina for another session but I had my eye on two girls. Both of them headed off to a room with a guy for a threesome (bet he had a good time!) so decided to go with Sandie again. Another great session. Lots more of the same but without the powerful climax that left me legless earlier. Extended the ssession as Sandie asked for a massage. She got a lot of pleasure from this and didn't want me to stop. Frankly I didn't want to either! Loved rubbing my hands all over her lovely body.

Pretty decent day.

XXL
12-20-15, 20:47
@ Jim57 : you may have spotted me, at one point I was reading an Amazon Kindle on a sofa next to the cinema. Did you notice Fabiana? She was a "blond" Rumanian with curly hair and an upturned nose, at least 1 m75 tall. One of the best-looking girls I've ever sessioned in an FKK. I sessioned her twice, the second time in the room with the gynecologist's chair. Food was a let-down, all contaminated with onions. Parking is often a hassle at Finca, they made me move my car because a supply lorry was expected to service the Norma convenience store next door. The real problem with this FKK is finding a proper hotel nearby. I bungled the hotel reservation in a big way this time, confusing "Urbar with "Urbach" and ending up 40 km away from the FKK instead of the 15 I'd planned for. Note that like many FKKs, this one comes into its own during the summer when you can eat some crisps and grilled chops beside the pool.

Jim57
12-21-15, 09:41
@ Jim57 : you may have spotted me, at one point I was reading an Amazon Kindle on a sofa next to the cinema. Did you notice Fabiana? She was a "blond" Rumanian with curly hair and an upturned nose, at least 1 m75 tall. One of the best-looking girls I've ever sessioned in an FKK. I sessioned her twice, the second time in the room with the gynecologist's chair. Food was a let-down, all contaminated with onions. Parking is often a hassle at Finca, they made me move my car because a supply lorry was expected to service the Norma convenience store next door. The real problem with this FKK is finding a proper hotel nearby. I bungled the hotel reservation in a big way this time, confusing "Urbar with "Urbach" and ending up 40 km away from the FKK instead of the 15 I'd planned for. Note that like many FKKs, this one comes into its own during the summer when you can eat some crisps and grilled chops beside the pool.So was it your car registration that was called out as I was in the middle of my first session? They told me when I arrived that I wouldn't be able to move the car until 6. I was planning to stay until after that anyway so no problem. I like onions and the ones they had with the chicken were nicely spiced with pepper too so I enjoyed the food. Yes I saw you reading the kindle. Personally I wouldn't be able to concentrate on reading with near naked ladies walking past!

Sirioja
05-06-16, 11:32
On this sunny morning, summer arrived in FKK land, on my way from Velbert to Darmstadt, pit stop in Dierdorf. Too early, wished girls to make sweet dreams far from FKK. Beautiful garden with swimming pool. Happy hours 35€ .

I have to discover, many stars started at Finca.

Sirioja
05-09-16, 07:59
After a very average casting at Aca on Thursday and average at Sharks on Friday, discovery of Finca. Happy hours 35 before 2 pm, 50 after. Had good breakfast, good time in the nice garden with swimming pool, under hot sun. Good 1 hour chalet with brunette Tia. Ro, I enjoyed drinking her cyprine and how she was wet on body during our sport. But my friend wanted to change, so returned to LR and we were right, there, Larissa was my lovely sunshine in the night.

Jacuzzi, massage, inside at Finca. Outside swimming pool. Sex in public upstairs and I think can be possible in the garden. Nice, 9 years old, small club, in Dierdorf, close to Koblenz.

Pistons
06-23-16, 20:05
The location of this club right between frankfurt and cologne is perfect. In a motor country like Germany with lots of tourists using cars, I find it strange how this place doesn't have more reviews. Any reason for that? Also, if you take a train, its smack in between the two power regions. And looking at their website, the ambience looks quite good as well.

PussyLiccker
06-26-16, 23:42
I dunno about others, but for me, it's about location. How far out other clubs are. I like having alternatives around in case I bail. Too distant and PSR falls on the same relm.

This is why Artemis has not gotten much visits from me. High entry, sole club is a crapshoot for me. With this, and last few avg to below visits, it club became a lot less attractive.

In terms of location, similarly for SixSens. Being distanced creates much time wasted if I bail out to another club.

Similarly for smaller venues on the East of Duss around Dortmund. If F39 was closer to Duss with their specials, I would visit more.

H7 was attractive due to location and free early entry, and at least free breakfast if I don't run into a girl of interest.

Anyway, a lot of decisions fall under many considerations. Day, time, specials, location, # of girls, optiks, services. I always rent a ride so I'm flexable in that respect.

Timing as well. I can coordinate discount specials and timing at the NRW fine. Aca works out low entry happy hr at night. Mondial is low entry any time, and I tend to do a late night stop.

Stuttgart is location. Munich is too far from NRW Hesse area. Although I like to check it out one day. I like to try new places.

Pistons
06-27-16, 00:55
I agree on location being very important. But if I had lived in Germany and had a car, I wouldn't call dortmund or even stuttgart too far away. 2 hours by car is fine. But since I dont live there and dont have a car available, it narrows the location down a bit...

Craiova
06-27-16, 01:01
I dunno about others, but for me, it's about location. How far out other clubs are. I like having alternatives around in case I bail.Yep therefore avoid GT in Brüggen bc no alternative around.

PussyLiccker
06-27-16, 01:06
YY, LR, and I do Aca at night. Also, PHG, VV, but haven't been as of late. So, if you've done many circuits around, you'd understand. So, don't assume things if you don't know squat.

Craiova
06-27-16, 01:31
YY, LR, and I do Aca at night. Also, PHG, VV, but haven't been as of late. So, if you've done many circuits around, you'd understand. So, don't assume things if you don't know squat.I live in Germany (close to Frankfurt) and next to P4 P I've have done many works in NRW in more than 30 years, so I know the distance quite well.

BTW where do you live and how often are you in Germany?

Sirioja
06-27-16, 02:09
PL, Finca is 30 kms from Koblenz, half way between Koln and Frankfurt, 1 hour from Koln and World. Had good breakfast there, nice small garden with cold swimming pool, 2 chalets. Some stars started at Finca. For me, to repeat.

Sirioja
06-27-16, 14:15
Public sex upstairs, around Kino, at Finca. A very few rooms and 2 wood chalets outside.

XXL
06-27-16, 16:39
I remember doing this club in succession with FKK World (though not on the same day). I don't program it much any more in my trips these days because nearby hotels are hard to find and parking was a hassle every time I was there. But I liked the LU and the atmosphere.

If you want to do out-of-the-way FKKs I recommend Paradise Saarbruecken and FKK Prestige in Neunkirchen. These can both work as a fall-back position for the other but they will usually deliver on their own.

Trying out new places is what makes mongering interesting. Come to think of it, it's what makes anything interesting in life. I'm sure if I lived near FKK Oase I would find it boring and not worth bothering much about.

Sirioja
06-27-16, 17:41
No problem to park at Finca, located on border to Dierdorf.

Optimist
07-03-16, 21:30
After visits to LR, GT, Acapulco Gold, Babylon, Sharks and Oceans where I left without sessioning, I suddenly thought of Finca. Fond memories of Nina of many years ago. After my string of clubs I didn't like I thought I had nothing to lose.

The reception woman was the least friendly of all recent clubs so I thought here goes a disaster. But entry at 35 euros cheered me up. The showers were cold (apparently an intermittent problem) but it didn't bother me as I expected to fail to session again.

Then WOW. I entered the main room and immediately saw half a dozen girls who looked ideal. Now this was Sunday afternoon, not the normal high point in any club. There were about thirty girls who in looks I would rank as follows (best memory guess).

9 or 10 rating: 7

7 or 8 rating: 10

6 rating:10

5 or less rating: 5.

Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, Polish, and German in descending order of numbers.

This alone was astonishing. Add to that the fact that they are all naked, unlike the NRW clubs, and I guessed I had picked a winner.

Even better, unlike the NRW clubs, there was an easy circulation of guests and workers, which made it easy to approach or be approached.

Even better, the girls were all willing to spend several minutes talking to guests, no trace of "Was machts du allein schatzi", nor of the haughtiness so common in sauna clubs in NRW.

So I was all set up.

Optimist
07-03-16, 21:48
Elli: Session 1, Session 2, Session 3, and sessions 6 and 7. Maybe I liked her.

A very beautiful petite very slim Romanian, who is fairly new. Excellent skills in room and good interpersonal skills. Very correct and honest. Decent English. The second she approached me I knew she was out of the ordinary. At the end of the first session I suspected I had found my first new favorite for five years. I would have spent longer with her but I had to go. She will be going home on holiday in mid July.

Madi: session 4. I thought I needed to benchmark Elli, so I chose Madi. A pretty Romanian with a beautiful body. In the room she was downright dirty fun, putting on a show.

Betty: session 5 A beautiful stunning face, very slim petite with marvellous natural breasts (a little like Angie ex of World, but more in proportion). Also very good service.

I had to B list a couple of tall slim blondes and others. It's a long time since I left a club with a long to do list for the next day. And a very long time since I had 100% excellent sessions on one day.

DFK, DATY, fingering, and giving the best sex was a feature of all three girls. Respect to them.

Optimist
07-03-16, 22:58
I wanted to edit my messages but the time is expired.

Elli is a good conversationalist and an open person. A really good person. I left with memories of her sense of fun, seriousness, and beautiful physical attributes being offered to me. Some things in life stay with one.

Madi. So dirty (sexually), doing things which were outrageous for a first session (having great fun with my rear end until I demurred). Probably the raunchiest girl I've met.

Of course YMMV, but as I'm an very aged plain man, others should have a head start on me.

Banana Boi
07-04-16, 02:37
Wow sounds like I missed out on a good club to visit last month. Thanks Optimist for the recommendation.

BTW I think you needed to go with Elli more.

Pistons
07-04-16, 04:11
Checked out Finca Erotica's website again now on my cellphone. If you click on 'Club Rundgang' and 'hier geht es zu clubtour', the 3 d view is linked to the gyroscope in my cellphone. Pretty cool.

Optimist
07-04-16, 08:17
BTW I think you needed to go with Elli more.Can't have too much of a good thing. Unfortunately she is free today, after a long stretch of work, so unless she surprises me, it will be a long time till I see her. I had decided this would be my last visit to Germany but Finca and Elli have made a new man of me. So back I will come.

Optimist
07-04-16, 08:19
Checked out Finca Erotica's website again now on my cellphone. If you click on 'Club Rundgang' and 'hier geht es zu clubtour', the 3 d view is linked to the gyroscope in my cellphone. Pretty cool.Thanks for remedying the deficient description of the club in my report. It's a good dynamic layout with plenty of space to chill. It packs a lot in a small space.

Hessen Bub
07-04-16, 08:40
I can't really believe you'd rate Finca better than Sharks, Oase, World (ok, World in the last months was quite unstable and lost a lot of good girls). My visits to Finca were OK'ish, but nothing more. Line up was so and so, club itself is not to my style, same for the staff. Food is average, sometimes bad.

Did it change that much since my last visit in 2013? Polish Martina was great, but moved to World. Gabriella moved to GT. My last visit was to see a girl who tried out Finca, otherwise I wouldn't even have bothered visiting. But good to hear you had fun there after your disappointing visits to Darmstadt.

HB.

Sirioja
07-04-16, 09:16
Finca really worth a visit, I like the small garden with 2 chalets, the swimming pool is cold as everywhere in FKK land, only warm at Globe. Foods were good when I was there. Entry 35 before 2 pm. Of course, I didn't see any 9 or 10 for look. Even I don t like to, I would rate Megan 9 , Beatrice Sharks / Oase 7 , Dina 8 , Janine 7,5 , but some Finca girls could work at Sharks and I enjoyed brunette Tia. Ro. Melani at Sharks is ex Finca, blond thin Barbie at GT, started at Finca.

Optimist
07-04-16, 18:16
I can't really believe you'd rate Finca better than Sharks, Oase, World (ok, World in the last months was quite unstable and lost a lot of good girls). My visits to Finca were OK'ish, but nothing more. Line up was so and so, club itself is not to my style, same for the staff. Food is average, sometimes bad.

Did it change that much since my last visit in 2013? Polish Martina was great, but moved to World. Gabriella moved to GT. My last visit was to see a girl who tried out Finca, otherwise I wouldn't even have bothered visiting. But good to hear you had fun there after your disappointing visits to Darmstadt.

HB.Yes, a huge change, but whether I just struck lucky I don't know. Of course it will always be risky as the numbers of girls are much much lower than Sharks.

I wasn't rating it above Oase or Sharks, as I recognise they have their strong points. I was just trying to point out that I can be a bit too choosy sometimes and often leave a club without sessioning.

All I did in my note was report on a visit, and of course it is subjective, so I don't suggest anybody will be as impressed as I was.

Yes, food is not good, but on a par with Oceans, and entry is only 35.

I went again on Monday and although only about 15 girls, I was happy with the club again...even if Elli was not there

Optimist
07-04-16, 18:29
I drove 90 minutes again to reach this outlier of the FKKS.

Only about 20 girls but still more than enough really nice body types (to explain, I prefer 32, or maybe 34, and at a stretch 36).

The staff were marginally friendlier.

In the absence of my favorite I went an hour with Madi, who is very new. Superb worker, excellent techniques and wants to do it right. I tried to explain to her that she needed to look after her self a bit more. Her body is for me perfect, and a very nice face.

I also tried Alice who reminded me of Samantha at World, but with a slightly less stunning body, but a nicer softer face. Again an excellent worker although only light kissing (:

Again I liked the way the girls will approach in a very patient and quiet manner, giving you time to check them out.

The girls seem to be quite open. I was surprised that on a second visit I got some intra girl gossip.

So, with such low numbers it is risky, but I could have gone with several of the girls, only about 6 or 7 were too gross for me.

Takedown
07-04-16, 18:55
Checked out Finca Erotica's website again now on my cellphone. If you click on 'Club Rundgang' and 'hier geht es zu clubtour', the 3 d view is linked to the gyroscope in my cellphone. Pretty cool.Just checked that feature out. Amazing.

FredZee
07-05-16, 00:47
Left the NRW area and a unsuccessful visit to GT the day before we headed south to head back into the Frankfurt area. My friend and I decided the stop at Finca Erotica as it wasn't that far off the A3 (I think it was the A3) and we were racing to get away from the rain that was coming from north to south. This is a small club but per the reports, but it was nice and cozy with a nice enough main bar area and a small outdoor area with a pool and two cabins. We got there around 11:30 am and we were the third or fourth wellness seekers there. Upon entry we asked how many girls where there and they had told us 30 and going in and looking around I would say that was about right. Of the 30 there were about 4-5 who were VERY nice and hot. I decided to partake and did a 30 minutes session with Tia (Ro), a burnette, 26 years old and a very nice body. She was ok in the room, nothing inspired but a CBJ (my request) + cowgirl + doggie to finish. A little bit of kissing but no DFK and I didn't push it. Finished up and paid her and off to relax and get a few drinks. About 1 hour later I had spotted a really hot girl that I had spotted when I first came in. Her name was Romia (yes, she said it was silly too as she is from Romania) but people would remember her name. She had told me that she had worked as Ada previously at Sharks and started a year ago and recognized me even though I did not have a session with her last year when I was at Sharks. None the less, wow, the girl has a good memory. Romia was excellent and her body was a 10 for me and a very pretty face. I think she said she was 23 years old. Had a great time with her in the room CBJ + cowgirl + missionary to finish. If I knew she would be back at FE I would definitely go again but she said that she was likely not going to stick around FE long as she wasn't really making all that much money there. None the less, while she wasn't the most passionate of the providers I had this trip, that award would go to Luna at Sharks, she was definitely the hottest.

Have to thanks the other forum members who gave a shout out to FE as a place to go. I would definitely agree.

Optimist
07-05-16, 08:18
Be aware that between 15.00 and 17.00 there is no food apart from fruit and some cake. Breakfast starts to run out from 14.30.

Fredzee. Nice to get your report. Girls have amazing memories sometimes. Just recently I walked past a girl I had never been with and who I had never noticed, yet she remembered that I had attended a club she worked at over six months ago.

Another time a girl I had never noticed was able to recite to me which girls I had gone with in another club two years previously!

Ortos
07-05-16, 11:47
Another time a girl I had never noticed was able to recite to me which girls I had gone with in another club two years previously!So apparently there are some ex-World girls working here, yes?