Nairobi

[Donnachaa]

Hi friends, I will have 2 free weeks and I'd like to spend this time in Nairobi and Mombasa.

I hope I don't make a mistake to slpit 14 days in two towns.

I'd like to know:

1) Can you suggest a good but no expensive apartment with kitchen in Nairobi?

2) How much is more expensive for linving Nairobi than Mombasa?

3) What difference about Nairobi and Mombasa girls?

Thanks or clearing my ideas.I have been coming to Nairobi and Mombasa now for over 20 years and have seen a lot of changes. And I will try to answer your questions as best I can.

1. Best I can think of is the Kivi Millimani for good value apartments. Better to wait untill you get to Nairobi and then go and negotiate a price with them. They are a litte shabby but then most accommodation in Nairobi is the same. Nearby is the Comfort Hotel apartments. Try them also. Stay in Parkside Hotel while you are searching and negotiating.

2. Nairobi is more expensive.

3. Mombasa girls are better and there are so many. Finding a jewel in Nairobi can be difficult these days.

[Member #4480]

Finding a jewel in Nairobi can be difficult these days.So true. I'd never waste my time or money there again.

[Willyboy]

http://www.nairobiraha.com/

[Westcoast 1951]

Sweet 24 year old Nairobi pussy. I was there many times.

[Norweez]

http://www.nairobiraha.com/Thanks williyboy,

For those of you who have tried nairobiraha, are the pics reliable?

Or are you going to call a hot chick and endup with a granny at your?

[Willyboy]

Thanks williyboy,

For those of you who have tried nairobiraha, are the pics reliable?

Or are you going to call a hot chick and endup with a granny at your?My hotelroomclaener was calling this girls for information. About prices end places where this girls staying. It was always in lowcost hotels. Prices always 1500 all-in. I was visit one girl in bilmans hotel. But want 2k, in telefon. It was 1500. I say goodbay.

I think that you not will have problem with this system. You can invite to your hotel (same price).

Try to laern in kenya. 1h is 1k, night 2k.

[Norweez]

My hotelroomclaener was calling this girls for information. About prices end places where this girls staying. It was always in lowcost hotels. Prices always 1500 all-in. I was visit one girl in bilmans hotel. But want 2k, in telefon. It was 1500. I say goodbay.

I think that you not will have problem with this system. You can invite to your hotel (same price).

Try to laern in kenya. 1h is 1k, night 2k.Thanks for the prices, what I want to know is:

Are the pictures the same as the girls or are the girls putting fake pictures on the site?

Some of those girls seem too hot to be true.

[Norweez]

My hotelroomclaener was calling this girls for information. About prices end places where this girls staying. It was always in lowcost hotels. Prices always 1500 all-in. I was visit one girl in bilmans hotel. But want 2k, in telefon. It was 1500. I say goodbay.

I think that you not will have problem with this system. You can invite to your hotel (same price).

Try to laern in kenya. 1h is 1k, night 2k.Thanks for the prices, what I want to know is:

Are the pictures the same as the girls or are the girls putting fake pictures on the site?

Some of those girls seem too hot to be true.

[Willyboy]

Thanks for the prices, what I want to know is:

Are the pictures the same as the girls or are the girls putting fake pictures on the site?

Some of those girls seem too hot to be true.I not run in Nairobi to check up that every photo is real or not. I will spend my time for Adder thanks.

Thanks for undestanding

[Wambomilly]

I'm new here, I will mention that I am a lady, but I have noticed by reading threads here that most of you are ridiculously cheap. Is this what this it is all about? Cheap hotels, cheap sex.

[Member #4349]

I'm new here, I will mention that I am a lady, but I have noticed by reading threads here that most of you are ridiculously cheap. Is this what this it is all about? Cheap hotels, cheap sex.Yes that's right. And your point is?

[DogDays]

What do you want us to pay for sex in Kenya? 100 times more than the locals? Go figure why we travel all the way to kenya.

[Willyboy]

I'm new here, I will mention that I am a lady, but I have noticed by reading threads here that most of you are ridiculously cheap. Is this what this it is all about? Cheap hotels, cheap sex.In places where you can but cola-cola en fanta stay. Only 25 ksh / WHY TO PAY MORE. Maby you giving always 100ksh end say. Keep the rest?

[Asddsaarg]

Is it possible to get a VISA on arrival (when you arrive at Nairobi airport)?

[Member #4148]

I'm new here, I will mention that I am a lady, but I have noticed by reading threads here that most of you are ridiculously cheap. Is this what this it is all about? Cheap hotels, cheap sex.Cheap hotels, cheap sex, great sex.

[Member #4148]

Is it possible to get a VISA on arrival (when you arrive at Nairobi airport)?Just make sure you have proof of yellow fever vaccination, which seems to be randomly screened.

[Asddsaarg]

Just make sure you have proof of yellow fever vaccination, which seems to be randomly screened.Thanks. Should I have anything more? Any other vaccination proof? Insurance?

[Willyboy]

Just make sure you have proof of yellow fever vaccination, which seems to be randomly screened.This is not correckt answer. From EU countrys. You need not vactination card. I thoke about non stop flys from EU.

[Willyboy]

This is not correckt answer. From EU countrys. You need not vactination card. I thoke about non stop flys from EU.Http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/kenya.htm

[Sam Suffit]

This is not correckt answer. From EU countrys. You need not vactination card. I thoke about non stop flys from EU.Yes I confirm. No yellow fever vaccination when coming from EU countries.

[Sam Suffit]

Hey everyone, I was in Nairobi this week and I made a nice discovery that local mongers obviously know but visitors like me might be interested in. In order to discover nice places in this jewel city, I decided several months to hunt for a girlfriend on Afro. Afro is a great site for that. So easy. One just need to pay attention: stunners are I usually WG. Real non-pro are in the middle range which is fine for me as I have always been disappointed by 'models'; their natural appealing tend to spoil them: they are usually lazy not eager to please. Mid range girl are usually much more motivated. Joan matches perfectly this profile. I met her in Feb during my previous visit and this time was the real one: one full week during which my objectives were 1) explore the Joan in depth 2) discover Nairobi night life through her. I must say that if these objectives were in my business plan then I would have get 100% of my bonus ehehe. After 2 months of passionate email exchange, Joan was hot like a jiko. First thing she asked me was to shave her bikini line and then everything went crescendo. Night cessions never lasted less than two hours. The only disappointment was the threesome she escaped from but at the end that was not a bid deal (sorry for the ISG fellows who kindly offered me their help). More important for you is the place Joan brought me in: the Black Diamond in Westand. This is a bar / club where people – locals and westerners – come. Packed from Thursday when a band plays live music. There is a terrace and a room inside. Excellent atmosphere I must say. I went there with Joan on Thursday night and I have to say that I have rarely seen such a concentration of hot chicks. Amazing! The bad thing is that I was with my girlfriend so I decided next time to go on my own to explore further this wonderland. Does anybody knows this place and wants to exchange information?

[Traveller EU]

Hi Sam,

Just returned from my one week Nairobi trip. Meanwhile I knowthe city quite well.

In fact, Black diamond is my favourite too, stayed there two times last week, Also nice: 1. Havanna, restaurant + club, sometimes live bands, just around corner; 2. Gypsies, restaurant + club, + Italian + Argentinian restaurants nearby. 3. If you want to impress your lady: Sankara roof top terrace, exclusive. Last week was a bit rainy.

Girls you find allover in these places; if interested in pros: Florida 2000 in City center. My viewpoint: Nairobi is a paradise for guys like us.

I spent whole week with my girl I met via a dating site. Was second time I met her. She was hot and horny from the first hour, email exchange the weeks before incresed her enthusiasm.

However there are so many girls, maybe next time I give the privilege to another girl.

[Amazonaslife]

Dating sites such as Afro* are usually a great source for contacts with African ladies (many of them no-pro, some of them trying to sell safaris.). Not just the ladies are stunning, but also the price for premium membership (*introductions for example 29, 90 USD or 24, 90 Euro for 1 month).

The price for Kenias is only KSK 1. 500 (+ approx. USD 18- payment through credit card) = much less than the price maintained in muzungu lands.

You can profit from the "local rate" by making yourself a local. Just enter temporarily as your residence Kenia and upgrade on the site. You will be offered a price of KSK 1. 500. Whether your creditcard company will process a Kenian billing address I do not know, but I have got also on my last visit to Nairobi a Kenian Safaricom Debit Card and it worked.

[Member #4349]

Hi Sam,

Just returned from my one week Nairobi trip. Meanwhile I knowthe city quite well.Traveller. Do you use hotels?

Whats your recommendation for somewhere to stay? I thought Chester House poor value, and didn't like the "tower block" vibe. Looking for girl-friendly, good value, safe etc.

Looks like the Comfort Hotel (not the similar name Comfort apartments furthe away from cbd) will do the trick. 37euro a night OK.

Last time I was in Nairobi, i found the action a bit slow. I was in Koinange Street and Simmers. I'm happy to explore to get a more "local" flavour. Anyone there over weekend 12-13 may?

[Traveller EU]

Traveller. Do you use hotels?

Whats your recommendation for somewhere to stay? I thought Chester House poor value, and didn't like the "tower block" vibe. Looking for girl-friendly, good value, safe etc.

Looks like the Comfort Hotel (not the similar name Comfort apartments furthe away from cbd) will do the trick. 37euro a night OK.

Last time I was in Nairobi, I found the action a bit slow. I was in Koinange Street and Simmers. I'm happy to explore to get a more "local" flavour. Anyone there over weekend 12-13 may?Most of the time I stay in upmarket hotels. My trips are business trips. I always book a double room and in all the hotels I have never had any problems, even when "changing" to another girl. I like the tall and slim ones, so they may have a similar look (LOL). Comfort hotel is okay.

Simmers is an open air "marketplace for Pros". Actually you can go to every coffeeshop or restaurant and start hunting.

[Amazonaslife]

If you do not mind simplicity (1 to 2 star hotels) , I recommend the Eureka Highrise Hotel on Tom-Mboya Street (close to the national archives). The reception is on the third floor, and the hotel seems to be serious (I'd check, VAT receipt etc.). Never had problems with theft in the room (notebook etc.). Price 1. 500 KSH single. 2.500 KSH double. Disadvantage: noisy during night. On the first floor is a drinking cum brothel (Sabina Joy) , only accessible through the Moi Ave. The pub Eureka Bar is a good place to meet Kenyans having a drink after work and later in the night free-lancers. Florida 2000 is in walking distance and you do not need a taxi.

[Afaire]

I spent a night in eureka 3 days ago. They gave me a cheaper price: 1200 single. 2000 double. Don't take a room on the 6th or 5th floor, they have no water there. And don't take a room facing the yard, too much noise.


If you do not mind simplicity (1 to 2 star hotels) , I recommend the Eureka Highrise Hotel on Tom-Mboya Street (close to the national archives). The reception is on the third floor, and the hotel seems to be serious (I'd check, VAT receipt etc.). Never had problems with theft in the room (notebook etc.). Price 1. 500 KSH single. 2.500 KSH double. Disadvantage: noisy during night. On the first floor is a drinking cum brothel (Sabina Joy) , only accessible through the Moi Ave. The pub Eureka Bar is a good place to meet Kenyans having a drink after work and later in the night free-lancers. Florida 2000 is in walking distance and you do not need a taxi.

[Norweez]

If you do not mind simplicity (1 to 2 star hotels) , I recommend the Eureka Highrise Hotel on Tom-Mboya Street (close to the national archives). The reception is on the third floor, and the hotel seems to be serious (I'd check, VAT receipt etc.). Never had problems with theft in the room (notebook etc.). Price 1. 500 KSH single. 2.500 KSH double. Disadvantage: noisy during night. On the first floor is a drinking cum brothel (Sabina Joy) , only accessible through the Moi Ave. The pub Eureka Bar is a good place to meet Kenyans having a drink after work and later in the night free-lancers. Florida 2000 is in walking distance and you do not need a taxi.Amazonaslife, just a few questions about Eureka Highrise if you don't mind:

You mention that the reception is serious, I. Sd there any hassle bringing girls inn?

Do you have to get a double room for guests or can you pay a fee for a guest?

Since the reception is on the 3rd floor, can it be bypassed completely by going straight to the rooms in upper floors?

Is it easy to get girls from the brothel straight to the hotel?

Other than it being a 2 star hotel, it sounds great.

[Member #4349]

If you do not mind simplicity (1 to 2 star hotels) , I recommend the Eureka Highrise Hotel on Tom-Mboya Street (close to the national archives). The reception is on the third floor, and the hotel seems to be serious (I'd check, VAT receipt etc.). Never had problems with theft in the room (notebook etc.). Price 1. 500 KSH single. 2.500 KSH double. Disadvantage: noisy during night. On the first floor is a drinking cum brothel (Sabina Joy) , only accessible through the Moi Ave. The pub Eureka Bar is a good place to meet Kenyans having a drink after work and later in the night free-lancers. Florida 2000 is in walking distance and you do not need a taxi.Thanks. I vaguely remember tom mboya street. Actually I was looking for the sabina joy pub. Got close but couldn't locate it. On reflection I think its where the larger buses park. Loads people and noise plenty of bars not so many streetwalkers as I recall at about 8-9-ish in the evening. My first trip to nairobi and I was getting my bearings. Ended up in simmers.

[Member #4349]

Thanks. I vaguely remember tom mboya street. Actually I was looking for the sabina joy pub. Got close but couldn't locate it. On reflection I think its where the larger buses park. Loads people and noise plenty of bars not so many streetwalkers as I recall at about 8-9-ish in the evening. My first trip to nairobi and I was getting my bearings. Ended up in simmers.Can't seem to edit my post. So reply it is then.

Anyone want to meet up Sunday 13th, or Monday 14th in Nairobi? Best monger locations for a Monday in Nairobi? I have a few days to spare before flying to Addis Ababa (another hotter than hot hotspot).

Thinking of going back to Mtwapa near Mombassa, but not sure the journey's worth it. Want to find out how good Nairobi is first. Been once before for one night, didn't see as many SW's as expected. I was looking in Koinange Street. Where are the other areas? Lets make this clear I want to have sex. I don't want to spend all evening in a bar pretending to chat up a hooker.

Previous poster mentioned a bar cum brothel Sabina Joy, any other recommends for that kind of dive bar? I'm familiar with Simmers, Florida, MadHouse and the Black diamonds disco place from reports.

What I want to find is the local, bar-cum-brothel's. As I said I don't want a GFE I want a pussy-hole for 2 or 3 hours, young, clean, healthy, with big tits and an understanding she's there to help.

The Comfort Hotel looks cheap and safe, so I'll give it a try. Looks like I'll be better off negotiating a price on arrival, as the online price seems high. To the poster earlier who asked if all this forum is about is Cheap Hetels and Cheap Sex, the answer can be found in the above post. Sorry if its spoiled the magic for you.

[Member #4178]

They have a bug allow to download the full chapter instead of preview. Its include maps, hotels etc. They will fix the problem soon.

http://shop.lonelyplanet.com/kenya/kenya-travel-guide-8/kenya-nairobi-chapter-8/

Click on preview the chapter and you will get all of it.

[Donnachaa]

They have a bug allow to download the full chapter instead of preview. Its include maps, hotels etc. They will fix the problem soon.

http://shop.lonelyplanet.com/kenya/kenya-travel-guide-8/kenya-nairobi-chapter-8/

Click on preview the chapter and you will get all of it.Great Work John. Well Done. Invaluable and Free.

[Member #4349]

Great Work John. Well Done. Invaluable and Free.Yes, second that, just read it cover to cover.

Getting the impression they like the River Road area for Bars. Any monger action?

[Member #4480]

Getting the impression they like the River Road area for Bars. Any monger action?Yes, but typically for locals only. Dicey area. If you choose to partake, sure hope you make friends easily.

[Hotman 666]

They have a bug allow to download the full chapter instead of preview. Its include maps, hotels etc. They will fix the problem soon.

http://shop.lonelyplanet.com/kenya/kenya-travel-guide-8/kenya-nairobi-chapter-8/

Click on preview the chapter and you will get all of it.Thank you Sir,

I will be there in just a few days now. (My FIRST visit!)

I am rather looking forward to it.

Hotman.

[Member #4349]

Yes, but typically for locals only. Dicey area. If you choose to partake, sure hope you make friends easily.Fairly easily. Specially the ladies.

How dicey, comparatively speaking? How does the dicey-ness manifest itself?

I do monger on my own. I like it that way. I can hold my beer and I'm not frightened of the usual shebeens, I wouldn't go anywhere thats so dark I can't see who's approaching. I wouldn't follow ladies down very dark allies, suspecting her brothers will get the drop on me. I don't carry valuables and I have 20 dollars in my socks if the worst comes to the worst.

Roughest I've seen is "Chechnya" in Addis in Ethiopia. I've had to toss vagabonds out of bars after they tried to put hands in my pockets.

Reason I keep asking is I was disappointed by the streetwalker count in Koinange Street on my last visit. I was down the Simmers, Chester House end, so maybe I wasn't looking in the right places? Hence my desire to find some target-rich environment.

[Afaire]

Just back from Mtwapa. The place was cool, but probably due to low season, I have not seen really beautiful girls. Lots of fat.

Now in Nairobi, I took a slim beautiful girl from Madhouse (lots of fat there too). Gave her 1500 for a shirt time, she was quiet angry and tried to get more but I didn't give up. Decided not to go back.

I switched on to Tagged. I was quiet surprised by the low reply rate, given the fact I'm 30 and not bad looking at all. Met several girls, but had sex only with one of them. 2 of them didn't want to make love and another 3. I didn't want to. Decided to forget about Tagged, 'cause many of the girls look beautiful on the photos but not in the real life, lots of time and money lost for nothing.

Today switched to a street hunting. I target only beautiful girls in uptown / downtown. Up to now: Approached 1 beauty who turned out to be an air hostess, she didn't seem to be interested at all. Two other girls just snobbed me in a really bad way. I was polite. Many girls just walk with a 'don't bother me' look and don't smile back. Kind of surprised. I will continue anyway.

I would appreciate if someone gave advice on where and how it's better to approach girls in Nairobi during DAYTIME, up to 9pm. The fact is night hunting is not for me.

By the way, uptown / downtown seem to be secure untill 11pm, I've never taken a taxi. Hope nothing bad will happen.

If someone wants to join my street hunting, just pm me.

[Member #4178]

I would appreciate if someone gave advice on where and how it's better to approach girls in Nairobi during DAYTIME, up to 9pm. The fact is night hunting is not for me.Nairobi is a city good for Business man. You can get very frustrated while girls will trick you. Move to kampala uganda, sign to Afro dating and adopt multy strategy instead of switching between them. Trust me you will get more sex then you can dream without the frustration. Nairobi and its girls is like a casino, they always win.

[Member #4480]

How does the dicey-ness manifest itself?In the usual African way. You would (could) be followed (in numbers) and mugged. Possibly even killed. If you do elect to go, at the bare minimum, have a dedicated driver who waits for you outside of each establishment. Avoid walking. Even short distances.

[Member #4480]

Just back from Mtwapa. The place was cool, but probably due to low season, I have not seen really beautiful girls. Lots of fat.

Now in Nairobi, I took a slim beautiful girl from Madhouse (lots of fat there too). Gave her 1500 for a shirt time, she was quiet angry and tried to get more but I didn't give up. Decided not to go back.

I switched on to Tagged. I was quiet surprised by the low reply rate, given the fact I'm 30 and not bad looking at all. Met several girls, but had sex only with one of them. 2 of them didn't want to make love and another 3. I didn't want to. Decided to forget about Tagged, 'cause many of the girls look beautiful on the photos but not in the real life, lots of time and money lost for nothing.

Today switched to a street hunting. I target only beautiful girls in uptown / downtown. Up to now: Approached 1 beauty who turned out to be an air hostess, she didn't seem to be interested at all. Two other girls just snobbed me in a really bad way. I was polite. Many girls just walk with a 'don't bother me' look and don't smile back. Kind of surprised. I will continue anyway.

I would appreciate if someone gave advice on where and how it's better to approach girls in Nairobi during DAYTIME, up to 9pm. The fact is night hunting is not for me.

By the way, uptown / downtown seem to be secure untill 11pm, I've never taken a taxi. Hope nothing bad will happen.

If someone wants to join my street hunting, just pm me.Welcome to Nairobi. Sadly your 'first impressions' of the city might be the ones you leave with. As you're finding out, the mongering options there are limited and are almost non-existent during the daytime.

I could sit here and give you some other daytime suggestions like malls, cellphone shops, universities, etc, but the results would probably be no better than what you're currently doing.

In Hindsight, the on-line thing probably would have been your best bet had you started it in advance of your trip and had used other sites in addition to Tagged, like Afrointroductions and maybe Afrogems.

I don't know how much time you have left on your trip, but if I were you, I'd be on the next Fly540 flight to Kampala.

[Afaire]

Coalburner69 and John Palmer,

Thanks for your advice. I think I've been misleaded by some posts about how easy it's to get non-pros in Nairobi.

Today I continued my quest, one more girl snobbed me (I start to hate it) , the second one was nice, we had a tea but she was too shy to do anything so I quit. And the only one who was really nice and also beautiful turned out to be from Rwanda. I'm meeting her tomorrow.

By the way she said she really doesn't like Kenya, she said these are people without heart. She told me to go to Rwanda, Tanzania or Uganda.

So I think I will probably follow your advice. But I don't know if I can fly to uganda from kenya without a yellow fever certificate.

So, you are saying women are sweeter and nicer in Uganda? I know, Africa is not for romantic people, but since one month in Kenya I really start to feel some kind of hunger for tenderness.

[Wambomilly]

Yes that's right. And your point is?My point 'Biffa" is I thought that I could have used this as a means of meeting men but why'all are not even close to meeting my standards.

[Addis Alem]

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Today switched to a street hunting. I target only beautiful girls in uptown / downtown. Up to now: Approached 1 beauty who turned out to be an air hostess, she didn't seem to be interested at all. Two other girls just snobbed me in a really bad way. I was polite. Many girls just walk with a 'don't bother me' look and don't smile back. Kind of surprised. I will continue anyway.Weird guy hitting in women on main street gets snubbed. Well. What do you expect? You seem to think you are god's gift to woman-kind. Maybe, just maybe, the women you are hassling have full lives and don't want to be bothered by some guy when they are trying to go about their business.

Grow up.

This message applies to a lot of guys on this board. Is it easier to pick up women in East Africa compared to the States or Europe? Yes. Are there numerous reasons for this? Yes. Does that mean that every woman you think is sexy enough is immediately going to go back to your cheap hotel room and give you a blow job? [Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin]

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[Member #4178]

So, you are saying women are sweeter and nicer in Uganda? .Yes! Kenya ladies are Business oriented. Uganda is more like the "real africa". I am about to buy a ticket for July.

No yellow card are required.

[Member #4480]

Coalburner69 and John Palmer,

Thanks for your advice. I think I've been misleaded by some posts about how easy it's to get non-pros in Nairobi.

Today I continued my quest, one more girl snobbed me (I start to hate it) , the second one was nice, we had a tea but she was too shy to do anything so I quit. And the only one who was really nice and also beautiful turned out to be from Rwanda. I'm meeting her tomorrow.

By the way she said she really doesn't like Kenya, she said these are people without heart. She told me to go to Rwanda, Tanzania or Uganda.

So I think I will probably follow your advice. But I don't know if I can fly to uganda from kenya without a yellow fever certificate.

So, you are saying women are sweeter and nicer in Uganda? I know, Africa is not for romantic people, but since one month in Kenya I really start to feel some kind of hunger for tenderness.Yes, you have indeed been mislead. Most recently, by that Kenyan girl who recommended Rwanda and Tanzania, Nevertheless, you can still change your situation in just one day should you elect to do so.

You can make a same day booking on fly540 from NBO to EBB (Entebbe, Uganda) for $145 USD. It's less than a hour flight. When you arrive, there's a $50 USD visa fee (good up to 90 days) and they will not ask you for a yellow fever cert. At least that's my experience. If, for some unforeseen reason they do, a small bribe will sort that out in short order.

Upon exiting the terminal, negotiate a 50k shs (about $20 USD) taxi ride into Kampala (about 45mins). There are many hotel options there and reservations are rarely required. For hotel and entertainment info you can peruse the Uganda thread on this site.

You've demonstrated the ability to approach girls and withstand rejection. Don't lose this ability now. Yes, the women are sweeter and nicer in Uganda, but in non-pro settings you will still have to be the aggressor, but you will achieve better results. Guaranteed.

Stop wasting time pounding the pavement in Nairobi. Book your ticket to Uganda now and spend your remaining time there on your laptop or at the internet cafe getting contact numbers in Kampala from the sites previously mentioned.

Get-er-done!

[Chotu]

Just back from Mtwapa. The place was cool, but probably due to low season, I have not seen really beautiful girls. Lots of fat.

Now in Nairobi, I took a slim beautiful girl from Madhouse (lots of fat there too). Gave her 1500 for a shirt time, she was quiet angry and tried to get more but I didn't give up. Decided not to go back.

I switched on to Tagged. I was quiet surprised by the low reply rate, given the fact I'm 30 and not bad looking at all. Met several girls, but had sex only with one of them. 2 of them didn't want to make love and another 3. I didn't want to. Decided to forget about Tagged, 'cause many of the girls look beautiful on the photos but not in the real life, lots of time and money lost for nothing.

Today switched to a street hunting. I target only beautiful girls in uptown / downtown. Up to now: Approached 1 beauty who turned out to be an air hostess, she didn't seem to be interested at all. Two other girls just snobbed me in a really bad way. I was polite. Many girls just walk with a 'don't bother me' look and don't smile back. Kind of surprised. I will continue anyway.

I would appreciate if someone gave advice on where and how it's better to approach girls in Nairobi during DAYTIME, up to 9pm. The fact is night hunting is not for me.

By the way, uptown / downtown seem to be secure untill 11pm, I've never taken a taxi. Hope nothing bad will happen.

If someone wants to join my street hunting, just pm me.I usually take phone #'s in night and than meet them during day time. Most of the time I will collect 10 phone #'s and used it for next couple of weeks. During day time the charges are low but they are more chances of no show.

[Wambomilly]

Coalburner69 and John Palmer,

Thanks for your advice. I think I've been misleaded by some posts about how easy it's to get non-pros in Nairobi.

Today I continued my quest, one more girl snobbed me (I start to hate it) , the second one was nice, we had a tea but she was too shy to do anything so I quit. And the only one who was really nice and also beautiful turned out to be from Rwanda. I'm meeting her tomorrow.

By the way she said she really doesn't like Kenya, she said these are people without heart. She told me to go to Rwanda, Tanzania or Uganda.

So I think I will probably follow your advice. But I don't know if I can fly to uganda from kenya without a yellow fever certificate.

So, you are saying women are sweeter and nicer in Uganda? I know, Africa is not for romantic people, but since one month in Kenya I really start to feel some kind of hunger for tenderness.So what I gather from this post is that you are looking for a non-pro, well there are plenty. But a non pro will not jump in to bed with every guy that smiles at her. Rejection happens anywhere, you are probably two times the age of the girl that snobbed you. You should accept that. It will most likely happen in the rest of the East African countries. Hell even a pro would probably snobb you given how cheap the men here are. I can personally spot a cheap guy within minutes of sighting. About your rwandese girl, what is she doing here if she hates it so much here. You can not expect to find romance here when you are willing to jump in bed on the first date, it goes both ways. I would assume you are a man working girl and treat you as such. Unless I have known you for a while on the internet. When you have a connection with a Kenyan girl, you will have the best romance and sex you can ever get. So if you can't handle rejection, go to florida and be willing to part with a few thousand, then you will recieve fake "tenderness".

[Wambomilly]

Weird guy hitting in women on main street gets snubbed. Well. What do you expect? You seem to think you are god's gift to woman-kind. Maybe, just maybe, the women you are hassling have full lives and don't want to be bothered by some guy when they are trying to go about their business.

Grow up.

This message applies to a lot of guys on this board. Is it easier to pick up women in East Africa compared to the States or Europe? Yes. Are there numerous reasons for this? Yes. Does that mean that every woman you think is sexy enough is immediately going to go back to your cheap hotel room and give you a blow job? [Racial Epithet (s) Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing racial epithets. Thank you Addis Alem, for telling it as it is.

[Member #4480]

Thank you Addis Alem, for telling it as it is.Telling it as it is? Stick to what you both know. This isn't the fucking Kibera thread.

[Wambomilly]

Telling it as it is? Stick to what you both know. This isn't the fucking Kibera thread.So you are going to call this the kibera thread just because we told you the plain truth? If that makes you feel better then by all means call it whatever you want. The message remains the same.

[Member #4349]

Flew in to Nairobbery yesterday.

Kenya Comfort Hotel better value than Chester House. I got the "superior" (how?) room with AC and Flat screen, although its the usual cack on the TV to watch.

Rooms noisy from the street. Next time I'm going to ask for room 605 its away from street and bigger than rest.

Next to the Kenya Comfort is a large 24hr supermarket with a phone shop attached. Got a safaricom sim and airtime for pennies. Bought a 250mb data pack as well, but can't make it work on my smartphone. Ah well.

Took a look round Koinange Street, pretty quiet on Sunday, Simmers very quiet early in the evening. Went on the Sabina Joy, near the national archives on Tom Mboya street.

Its been described as a bar-come-brothel, which is a bit generous as its a brothel-cum-brothel really. As ever the hookers are loud, aggressive and paw customers a lot, so watch your valuables. In fact leave your valuables at home.

Ho's line the corridors up to the 2nd floor grabbing at customers as they pass. Drunken Kenyans stumble around. The music is loud. The whole place smells of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140).

Took a twenty year old sweet looker, with nice titties, didn't catch her name Poolish or something. Thinking I could bring other girls back I paid 700 for the "nice" rooms "for the night", which were hellish, makes me wonder how bad the short time rooms (250ks) were. Sink and taps were without water. In fact the whole building was without water hence the aromas I guess.

Poolish offered shorttime for 1, 000 ks, or "everything" for 2, 000, keen to findout what everything was I paid extra. Turns out its a blow job and massage extra. Blow jobs are not common in Africa. Probably because of the stinky nature of unwashed african cocks. So don't take it personal if she doesn't gobble.

I was too tired to make it too Black Diamonds afterwards, my original plan, so I stopped in at Simmers for a nightcap. Met Ivonne who looked good had nice hair etc, age 23, she asked a laughable 5, 000 for long time, I countered with 1, 000 and she acted offended. I should have left her there, but we agreed on massage and sex for 2, 000 (its my first night I know the real price is closer to 1, 000 but I was exhausted and needed her services.) As it was later in the evening plenty of other agressive dangerous looking street girls were circling the roads outside Simmers. When we got back to Comfort. They checked her EyeDee (sorry the website spelling nazi changes it if I type I'd) and signed her in etc. Then the games started. Actually she was good in the shower, we had a good penetrative fuck, but then she started the upsell for the massage and I knew she wasn't going to provide any value whatsover. As we had agreed a previous price I was pissed with her, I said 1500 for services rendered, then she wouldn't leave the room, just stood around naked on the phone talking to her friends etc. Finally I got cross threw her clothes out the room and told her to leave.

No avail. She stayed. Naked, yapping on the phone. Weird plan I thought. The room phone didn't work for hotel security, so I figured "Fuck it we're arguing over £3", so I showed her the 2k and and she got dressed and left, cursing my cheapness. I'm a bad man, apparently. She was a waste of effort in my opinion, no photos unfortunately, just avoid a girl with big hair called Ivonne who claims to have a job in wine and drinks industry from Simmers as she is part Hoe, part con artist, all upseller and truly believes her bony ass is worth 5, 000 shillings a pop.

Ah well, better luck tonight, off to find a steakhouse called Porterhouse (google it if you want to know more) load up on red meat (you know why) and off to Black Diamonds to get something a little more submissive than last nights effort. I'm thinking this should be a big titty night.

[Member #4349]

Flew in to Nairobbery yesterday.

Kenya Comfort Hotel better value than Chester House. I got the "superior" (how?) room with AC and Flat screen, although its the usual cack on the TV to watch.

Rooms noisy from the street. Next time I'm going to ask for room 605 its away from street and bigger than rest.

Next to the Kenya Comfort is a large 24hr supermarket with a phone shop attached. Got a safaricom sim and airtime for pennies. Bought a 250mb data pack as well, but can't make it work on my smartphone. Ah well.

Took a look round Koinange Street, pretty quiet on Sunday, Simmers very quiet early in the evening. Went on the Sabina Joy, near the national archives on Tom Mboya street.

Its been described as a bar-come-brothel, which is a bit generous as its a brothel-cum-brothel really. As ever the hookers are loud, aggressive and paw customers a lot, so watch your valuables. In fact leave your valuables at home.

Ho's line the corridors up to the 2nd floor grabbing at customers as they pass. Drunken Kenyans stumble around. The music is loud. The whole place smells of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140).

Took a twenty year old sweet looker, with nice titties, didn't catch her name Poolish or something. Thinking I could bring other girls back I paid 700 for the "nice" rooms "for the night", which were hellish, makes me wonder how bad the short time rooms (250ks) were. Sink and taps were without water. In fact the whole building was without water hence the aromas I guess.

Poolish offered shorttime for 1, 000 ks, or "everything" for 2, 000, keen to findout what everything was I paid extra. Turns out its a blow job and massage extra. Blow jobs are not common in Africa. Probably because of the stinky nature of unwashed african cocks. So don't take it personal if she doesn't gobble.

I was too tired to make it too Black Diamonds afterwards, my original plan, so I stopped in at Simmers for a nightcap. Met Ivonne who looked good had nice hair etc, age 23, she asked a laughable 5, 000 for long time, I countered with 1, 000 and she acted offended. I should have left her there, but we agreed on massage and sex for 2, 000 (its my first night I know the real price is closer to 1, 000 but I was exhausted and needed her services.) As it was later in the evening plenty of other agressive dangerous looking street girls were circling the roads outside Simmers. When we got back to Comfort. They checked her EyeDee (sorry the website spelling nazi changes it if I type I'd) and signed her in etc. Then the games started. Actually she was good in the shower, we had a good penetrative fuck, but then she started the upsell for the massage and I knew she wasn't going to provide any value whatsover. As we had agreed a previous price I was pissed with her, I said 1500 for services rendered, then she wouldn't leave the room, just stood around naked on the phone talking to her friends etc. Finally I got cross threw her clothes out the room and told her to leave.

No avail. She stayed. Naked, yapping on the phone. Weird plan I thought. The room phone didn't work for hotel security, so I figured "Fuck it we're arguing over £3", so I showed her the 2k and and she got dressed and left, cursing my cheapness. I'm a bad man, apparently. She was a waste of effort in my opinion, no photos unfortunately, just avoid a girl with big hair called Ivonne who claims to have a job in wine and drinks industry from Simmers as she is part Hoe, part con artist, all upseller and truly believes her bony ass is worth 5, 000 shillings a pop.

Ah well, better luck tonight, off to find a steakhouse called Porterhouse (google it if you want to know more) load up on red meat (you know why) and off to Black Diamonds to get something a little more submissive than last nights effort. I'm thinking this should be a big titty night.The steakhouse was shit.

[Spartan KE]

Flew in to Nairobbery yesterday.

Kenya Comfort Hotel better value than Chester House. I got the "superior" (how?) room with AC and Flat screen, although its the usual cack on the TV to watch.

Be a big titty night.Did you actually go to Sabina Joy? Can't remember the last time I was there. Must have been 19.

1st of, don't go there. That is the lowest form of mongering you can get in Nairobi. There are quite a bit of safer options. Kes. 2,000 was a rip off there. That's what you'd pay for a girl from Simmers.

I'm Kenyan yes, and I have been around all these places. But from your posts, I can see you know your way around.

[Rookie25]

So you are going to call this the kibera thread just because we told you the plain truth? If that makes you feel better then by all means call it whatever you want. The message remains the same.Wambomilly.

Kindly read the guidelines of this website. Its not a dating site, period. If that is what you want there are many alternatives for that. This is a forum where men are looking after women for sex. Whether there are emotions or not. I have not come across any member here who states he's after love.

I read a previous thread where you stated you are a woman (a kenyan). Stop posting about how men in this site are cheap. Are you soliciting for business or what? Why should I pay more if all I want is to get laid. Mind you its a free market. Or else you can establish your own website to advice fellow women how they will get some rich men. Otherwise you are addressing the wrong audience.

[Member #4349]

Did you actually go to Sabina Joy? Can't remember the last time I was there. Must have been 19.

1st of, don't go there. That is the lowest form of mongering you can get in Nairobi. There are quite a bit of safer options. Kes. 2,000 was a rip off there. That's what you'd pay for a girl from Simmers.

I'm Kenyan yes, and I have been around all these places. But from your posts, I can see you know your way around.Actually yes, twice. First time got the nice but dim Poolish or whatever her name was, second time end of last night, it wasn't so full of ladies (well females anyway).

Last nights fun. After the grim steak at the porterhouse (avoid, its crap) I went out to Black Diamonds in Westlands around 9pm on a Monday. After a bit of humour with the taxi driver (a 24 carat idiot) we found the place. It was stone dead. Obviously. So after a quick beer I walked to Havana bar, much more fun, maybe less mongering, a couple of european backpacking trustafarians, I kicked back, watched some footy, then glory be, I ordered a steak which turned out to be decent, recognisably steak like and pretty tasty.

Still I'm on a mission and can't deviate, so after a couple more tusker malts I headed back to Black Diamonds to see if it livened up a bit. Nope. A bit busier, but still moon like atmosphere.

Went back to my village-idiot taxi driver who was waiting outside. He said he knew a strip joint. I said lets go. Somehow he got on the wrong side of the flyover from Ngara, and we crossed the entire flyover on the wrong side flashing the oncoming traffic. That my friends is the true Africa.

We got to the Lido strip bar somewhere near kirinyaga road, sorry wasn't taking notes as the trauma of the journey hadn't worn off yet.

Actually the girls were hot. The stripper pole was strong enough to accommodate the largest elephant-assed stripper I've ever seen, nice to see bbw african booty shaking its stuff, thats a sight worth seeing. Though they didn't actualy get naked. Private rooms were 3, 000 short time which seems a lot so I gave it a miss.

Taxi driver said it was quiet Monday, so returned to Sabina Joy, looked round, decided there was no Joy and went to, where else, Simmers.

Its like every night I try and avoid the place, every night I end up there. WTF?

Then my luck changed started chatting to a lovely named Rebecca. 19 we hit it off, and took her to the hotel, excellent performance and no attitude, which was nice. Big shapely titties, although there was the usual childbearing damage.

Tonight? Who knows. I have a loaded cock and I'm not afaid to use it.

[Member #4480]

So you are going to call this the kibera thread just because we told you the plain truth? If that makes you feel better then by all means call it whatever you want. The message remains the same.Clearly this one flew over your head.

If there was any "message" to Addis Alem's rant, it was clearly lost among the insults. Same can be said about your posts.

[Wambomilly]

Wambomilly.

Kindly read the guidelines of this website. Its not a dating site, period. If that is what you want there are many alternatives for that. This is a forum where men are looking after women for sex. Whether there are emotions or not. I have not come across any member here who states he's after love.

I read a previous thread where you stated you are a woman (a kenyan). Stop posting about how men in this site are cheap. Are you soliciting for business or what? Why should I pay more if all I want is to get laid. Mind you its a free market. Or else you can establish your own website to advice fellow women how they will get some rich men. Otherwise you are addressing the wrong audience.As you clearly know I'm not after love, (Lord knows this would be the last place to find it) I was soliciting for business but unfortunately this is not the right place for my standard. Nevertheless I can still coment and say whatever I want, if you don't want to read it then you don't have to, but in the guidelines, I did not see any rule that says women can't post here.

I do not need your unsolicited advice for alternative dating sites, I know them very well. I live on them.

[Wambomilly]

Clearly this one flew over your head.

If there was any "message" to Addis Alem's rant, it was clearly lost among the insults. Same can be said about your posts.Maybe Addis Alem chooses to express himself in a different manner but my message, yeah message, and his is the same only I do not use insults, just logic and the obvious truth.

[Spartan KE]

Tonight? Who knows. I have a loaded cock and I'm not afaid to use it.Tuesday nights are really good at Pitcher and Butch. Tell your cab guy to take you to K1. 11pm should be fine. I'm not quite sure if it still gets as packed as it used to. It's on Ojijo Road Westlands and there's a Kahamas there too.

The scene is 60% non-pros and 40% mixed race pros. Knowing the difference will be a challenge.

Have a good one.

[Member #4480]

Maybe Addis Alem chooses to express himself in a different manner but my message, yeah message, and his is the same only I do not use insults, just logic and the obvious truth.
ridiculously cheap.
we're not even close to meeting your standards.
Hell even a pro would probably snobb you given how cheap the men here are.You were saying?

[Donnachaa]

Tuesday nights are really good at Pitcher and Butch. Tell your cab guy to take you to K1. 11pm should be fine. I'm not quite sure if it still gets as packed as it used to. It's on Ojijo Road Westlands and there's a Kahamas there too.

The scene is 60% non-pros and 40% mixed race pros. Knowing the difference will be a challenge.

Have a good one.Thanks for sharing this info with us. Tuesday can be so boring in Nairobi. Will make a great change.

[Hotman 666]

Just back from a brief trip to Nairobi.

My first time in Kenya.

Stayed at the Stanley. GREAT Hotel! (I got a good internet deal.)

Booked a double room including two Breakfast's and had NO problems at all in taking girls back to my room (a different girl every night!)

After the first night got a salute and an envious look from the security guard on my floor as we got out of the lift.

Picking up 'Playmates' in Nairobi is like shooting fish in a barrel! Soooo EASY. Paradise on earth for any guy!

Nairobi girls certainly know how to please a man! I enjoyed EVERY minute,

I WILL return!

ENJOY,

I did.

Hotman.

[Member #4379]

Where did you pick them up and how much did you pay?


Just back from a brief trip to Nairobi.

My first time in Kenya.

Stayed at the Stanley. GREAT Hotel! (I got a good internet deal.)

Booked a double room including two Breakfast's and had NO problems at all in taking girls back to my room (a different girl every night!)

After the first night got a salute and an envious look from the security guard on my floor as we got out of the lift.

Picking up 'Playmates' in Nairobi is like shooting fish in a barrel! Soooo EASY. Paradise on earth for any guy!

Nairobi girls certainly know how to please a man! I enjoyed EVERY minute,

I WILL return!

ENJOY,

I did.

Hotman.

[Member #4379]

I met a girl on AfroGems and we had a great time. She didn't complain after I gave her 2000 (KsH) for an overnight stay. That is about $25 USD. I also paid for her taxi to and from my place at 1500 KsH. I met this gorgeous hooker at Gypsies but you can tell the difference: AfroGems is better IF you can get a student since they just want fun and cash and don't have children. The hookers seems more desperate and would accept 3000 KsH for a max of 4 hours. Hence, the difference.

[Hotman 666]

Where did you pick them up and how much did you pay?How much? Well, actually I did not pay ANY of them! (They were ALL "Freebie's!")

I posted a couple of local add before I went and had LOADS of replies!

I met Four different girls on different nights and ALL of them stayed overnight with me!

My FAVOURITE one was invited back for a "Replay" on my final night!

Total costs = A meal and a couple of drinks each plus some (Little) gifts that I bought with me from Europe.

Oh yes, I did give each of them some taxi money.

NONE of these were Full Time hookers. All were students / Graduates and were early 20's.

NONE of them EVER asked me for any money and all were more than happy with the "taxi money" that I gave them.

For me, a first timer in Nairobi it was GREAT. I am a big fan of SE Asia and Thailand in particular but I am now seriously thinking of another trip to Kenya later this year.

Or, are there some other African countries that you guys recommend?

Hotman.

[Sam Suffit]

How much? Well, actually I did not pay ANY of them! (They were ALL "Freebie's!")

I posted a couple of local add before I went and had LOADS of replies!

Or, are there some other African countries that you guys recommend?

Hotman.Ghana is very fun place as well Hotman.

[Willyboy]

How much? Well, actually I did not pay ANY of them! (They were ALL "Freebie's!")

I posted a couple of local add before I went and had LOADS of replies!

I met Four different girls on different nights and ALL of them stayed overnight with me!

My FAVOURITE one was invited back for a "Replay" on my final night!

Total costs = A meal and a couple of drinks each plus some (Little) gifts that I bought with me from Europe.

Oh yes, I did give each of them some taxi money.

NONE of these were Full Time hookers. All were students / Graduates and were early 20's.

NONE of them EVER asked me for any money and all were more than happy with the "taxi money" that I gave them.

For me, a first timer in Nairobi it was GREAT. I am a big fan of SE Asia and Thailand in particular but I am now seriously thinking of another trip to Kenya later this year.

Or, are there some other African countries that you guys recommend?

Hotman.Kenya prostitution is not for free. Stop to write nonsens about TAXI MONEY, presents from europe. All this names is Money.

[Willyboy]

How much? Well, actually I did not pay ANY of them! (They were ALL "Freebie's!")

I posted a couple of local add before I went and had LOADS of replies!

I met Four different girls on different nights and ALL of them stayed overnight with me!

My FAVOURITE one was invited back for a "Replay" on my final night!

Total costs = A meal and a couple of drinks each plus some (Little) gifts that I bought with me from Europe.

Oh yes, I did give each of them some taxi money.

NONE of these were Full Time hookers. All were students / Graduates and were early 20's.

NONE of them EVER asked me for any money and all were more than happy with the "taxi money" that I gave them.

For me, a first timer in Nairobi it was GREAT. I am a big fan of SE Asia and Thailand in particular but I am now seriously thinking of another trip to Kenya later this year.

Or, are there some other African countries that you guys recommend?

Hotman.Stanley hotel cost 200 Euro for one night SINGLE ROOM (with internet booking) This mongers sending poor girls to home with TAXIMONEY

[Member #4148]

Ghana is very fun place as well Hotman.I agree with Sam about Ghana. Though there are way fewer non-sexual distractions than in Kenya.

Strongly consider Mombasa (especially Mtwapa) as well. A somewhat more "country" (less hard-nosed and city-like) feel than Nairobi.

Fans of Kenya seem to think that Uganda is even more delightful and less hard-core where happy and quality pussy are concerned. I have never been. Check out the Uganda forum.

[ViajeroTravele]

I will be arriving in Nairobi on the 18th of July for a three day stay. It will be my first time in Africa. I have been doing quite a bit of research on places to stay. The Chester House Apartments seem to lead the way in convenience to hunting grounds. Someone recommended the Mimosa Apartments located south of the Chester House Apts. I have been on AI making some contacts, with ladies named Kate and Marion but I am wondering if it is a good move. I do not want to be tied down for three days with just one lady, on the other hand they can take me around the city, nothing like getting to know a place with a local. My experiences are limited to Thailand, UAE and MX. I love Thailand because of the convenience and the no nonsense approach but I love curvy dark women. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I will add a detailed report of my exploits.

Was a little nervous because of the recent activity, and almost decided to go to Ethiopia but after reading some more decided to keep on track.

[Globo]

Hi Hotman 666, I used to stay in the Stanley a while ago ago and ran into trouble as I only booked a single. At the time of booking a double was twice the price as a single so I thought I could get away by leaving a few nice tips for the staff in and around reception. They were happy to take the tips but still stung me with US100 bill, which they slide under the door 20 mins after I arrived back at the hotel. Since then I refused to use that hotel and have used soem very nice apartments in Westlands instead. They may not have been as comfortable but the added privacy was well appreciated.


Just back from a brief trip to Nairobi.

My first time in Kenya.

Stayed at the Stanley. GREAT Hotel! (I got a good internet deal.)

Booked a double room including two Breakfast's and had NO problems at all in taking girls back to my room (a different girl every night!)

After the first night got a salute and an envious look from the security guard on my floor as we got out of the lift.

Picking up 'Playmates' in Nairobi is like shooting fish in a barrel! Soooo EASY. Paradise on earth for any guy!

Nairobi girls certainly know how to please a man! I enjoyed EVERY minute,

I WILL return!

ENJOY,

I did.

Hotman.

[Hotman 666]

Hi Hotman 666, I used to stay in the Stanley a while ago ago and ran into trouble as I only booked a single. At the time of booking a double was twice the price as a single so I thought I could get away by leaving a few nice tips for the staff in and around reception. They were happy to take the tips but still stung me with US100 bill, which they slide under the door 20 mins after I arrived back at the hotel. Since then I refused to use that hotel and have used soem very nice apartments in Westlands instead. They may not have been as comfortable but the added privacy was well appreciated.Hi Globo,

Before I travelled to Nairobi I RTFF and saw that this may be a problem.

So I booked a double including two breakfasts.

Stanley was a good location for where I needed to be for my business and I managed to find a really GREAT rate on the internet. It was SO low, compared with others, that after booking I called the hotel direct to check they had my booking confirmed!

They confirmed my booking and even arranged a hotel car (a Merc) pick up for me at the airport for an extra US$25

When I checked in (on my own) I told the girl on reception that a 'friend' would be joining me. She asked the name and I replied that the 'friend' may be different on various nights!

She replied (with a slight smile) NO PROBLEM at all Sir. Have an enjoyable stay!

I got all of my 'Playmates' to SMS me five minutes before they got to the hotel and met each of them just outside the revolving door and escorted them each in through the metal detector and security check.

I had NO Problems AT ALL from the security in reception or on my room floor.

ALL my playmates stayed overnight and had breakfast before leaving (I had to do some work during the days!) Each of them were treated with complete respect by the staff.

When I checked out one of the guys at the Concierge desk that I had spoken to a few times and had gone to the shops outside for me several times even asked (with a BIG smile) if I and 'my friends' had enjoyed the stay.

I replied that we had all enjoyed 'every minute' of our time at the Stanley.

All my 'Playmates' enjoyed staying at the Stanley and a couple of them even wanted me to take pics of them in various parts of the hotel.
I have spent quite a bit of time in Thailand and enjoy Thai food very much but I did not enjoy the Thai restaurant at the Stanley very much. The décor and service was good but I found the food there rather “Chinese” rather than Thai and rather expensive!

So, although not cheap, a great hotel to stay and, if you book correctly, absolutely NO problems with taking SEVERAL different girls there!

I would DEFINITLY go back to the Stanley again if I could get a good rate but NOT at the 'regular' price!

Hotman.

[Contoluday]

Hi guys,

So I am a newbie here and I like to keep things discrete. Found some websites and been visiting the playhouses.

Though they charge more than what is the norm I feel it's a good trade off for my discreetness.

Now my question is, there is not choice on variety with the 2 places I normally go to in westy. Is there any other place with quality girls?

P. S I don't mind paying abit extra for some quality.

Uday

[Jiggydus]

Hi guys,

So I am a newbie here and I like to keep things discrete. Found some websites and been visiting the playhouses.

Though they charge more than what is the norm I feel it's a good trade off for my discreetness.

Now my question is, there is not choice on variety with the 2 places I normally go to in westy. Is there any other place with quality girls?

P. S I don't mind paying abit extra for some quality.

UdayPaying extra doesn't necessarily get you better quality. In most cases, it just means you have less money to play with. I speak from first-hand observation (note I do not pay big money for play) last time I was in Nairobi and I watched this well-heeled Asian businessman with a fine ass light skinned chica tossing money like it was nothing. The chick played him as she got two bottles of champagne and was all over him when the bubbly was flowing, but as soon as it was gone, she turned cold. That said, I just returned from a trip to Ghana where I saw this guy I had seen before at the airport with a fine, dark sistah in the company this time with a fine light skinned sistah, and from the looks of her, I know it wasn't cheap. But I tend to steer clear of the obvious money oriented chicas as I have had plenty of good experiences not shelling out big dollars.

[Contoluday]

Paying extra doesn't necessarily get you better quality. In most cases, it just means you have less money to play with. I speak from first-hand observation (note I do not pay big money for play) last time I was in Nairobi and I watched this well-heeled Asian businessman with a fine ass light skinned chica tossing money like it was nothing. The chick played him as she got two bottles of champagne and was all over him when the bubbly was flowing, but as soon as it was gone, she turned cold. That said, I just returned from a trip to Ghana where I saw this guy I had seen before at the airport with a fine, dark sistah in the company this time with a fine light skinned sistah, and from the looks of her, I know it wasn't cheap. But I tend to steer clear of the obvious money oriented chicas as I have had plenty of good experiences not shelling out big dollars.Ah, the money doesn't equal quality rule. .

I must specify what I mean, I meant where can I get good quality, with discreteness.

There was a Chinese place which closed down, and to be honest it was the best sex I ever had. House number 164 (gad dayyyuumm)

Been trying to get that kinda quality for the past 2 years, hopefully this forum is my door to good sex.

Just been to Adams arcade playhouse, not very good. There goes a few more thousands in search of GFE

Uday

[Member #4379]

You are absolutely right Jiggydus. I'm 52 and sadly have to admit to myself that anyone willing to have sex with me who is half my age is NOT doing it for the dick but my money. Nigeria is teaching me this real fast! The best ones are the ones who, for whatever reason, want to be with you but are not too demanding financially. I had a fantastic regular who I met on the street who was not a pro but just wonderful GFE for a whole year in Rwanda. She never asked for a lot. And Ugandan women I met on AfroGems were straight up class, no pro attitude.

I'm learning, perhaps it is obvious, that one has to be patient and try to meet ones that are not pros and maybe if you are lucky get some some sex out of it.


Paying extra doesn't necessarily get you better quality. In most cases, it just means you have less money to play with. I speak from first-hand observation (note I do not pay big money for play) last time I was in Nairobi and I watched this well-heeled Asian businessman with a fine ass light skinned chica tossing money like it was nothing. The chick played him as she got two bottles of champagne and was all over him when the bubbly was flowing, but as soon as it was gone, she turned cold. That said, I just returned from a trip to Ghana where I saw this guy I had seen before at the airport with a fine, dark sistah in the company this time with a fine light skinned sistah, and from the looks of her, I know it wasn't cheap. But I tend to steer clear of the obvious money oriented chicas as I have had plenty of good experiences not shelling out big dollars.

[Willyboy]

You are absolutely right Jiggydus. I'm 52 and sadly have to admit to myself that anyone willing to have sex with me who is half my age is NOT doing it for the dick but my money. Nigeria is teaching me this real fast! The best ones are the ones who, for whatever reason, want to be with you but are not too demanding financially. I had a fantastic regular who I met on the street who was not a pro but just wonderful GFE for a whole year in Rwanda. She never asked for a lot. And Ugandan women I met on AfroGems were straight up class, no pro attitude.

I'm learning, perhaps it is obvious, that one has to be patient and try to meet ones that are not pros and maybe if you are lucky get some some sex out of it.There is not one girl from 26 jaers old. Like sex. With man from 52jaers old. If the man 10 to 15 jaers older. There is the limit. All the rest is fake love for money or matrial profit. Think if man from 26 jaers old. You want sex with woman from 52 jaers?

[Member #4148]

There is not one girl from 26 jaers old. Like sex. With man from 52jaers old. If the man 10 to 15 jaers older. There is the limit. All the rest is fake love for money or matrial profit. Think if man from 26 jaers old. You want sex with woman from 52 jaers?WB,

You say some mighty dopey things in the interest of your extremist, albeit occasionally helpful, views of mongering. But seriously?

When I was 26 I was obsessed with fucking hot older women. At 48 I still kind of am.

There is a reason why MILF porn is such a hot-ticket item.

Jesus, man. Limit your screed to how awful malayas are and how they never like the men they fuck.

Venturing off that topic leads you into very murky waters.

[Willyboy]

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[Member #4178]

The best ones are the ones who, for whatever reason, want to be with you but are not too demanding financially.This is the story of Africa. Using dating site in uganda I have manage to have sex with 10 girls but I am sure that about 8 of them didn't like me!

Why they jump to bed after 5 minutes? Well, In Africa things happens. Only one of the Afro girl came to see me on a daily basis while all others gone after the first meeting.

The case repeat itself in Mombasa. Recently I had no success in mombasa so I went far, all the way to Madagascar where the girls has less spoiled personality. We always have to move, change tactics and to adapt especially when we get older.

[Donnachaa]

I will be in Nairobi / Mombasa wef 25 June for 4 weeks. Would like to hook up for a beer with some fellow hobbyists.

I enjoy slim university girl types and on a special occasion group sex.

Donnachaa

[Willyboy]

WB,

You say some mighty dopey things in the interest of your extremist, albeit occasionally helpful, views of mongering. But seriously?

When I was 26 I was obsessed with fucking hot older women. At 48 I still kind of am.

There is a reason why MILF porn is such a hot-ticket item.

Jesus, man. Limit your screed to how awful malayas are and how they never like the men they fuck.

Venturing off that topic leads you into very murky waters.I not like sex with girl or woman same age than my mother, sorry for this.

[Jamie69]

I will be in Nairobi / Mombasa wef 25 June for 4 weeks. Would like to hook up for a beer with some fellow hobbyists.

I enjoy slim university girl types and on a special occasion group sex.

DonnachaaFantastic pic

[Willyboy]

Okay. Send me some money so that I can do my Hair a nice Style and buy some nice Cloth to wear and come meet you at the Air port.

[Contoluday]

Am back from addis, for my report read the addis forum.

Not much fun, but very pretty girls. .

Now in terms of quality service Nbi is the place. Anyways going to have a session with my normal house, hope Myriam is there. I hear you can get Chinese somewhere in Nairobi.

If you need some numbers in exchange let me know. .

If so can someone pm me the directions please.

Uday

[Bareback Jack]

This is the story of Africa. Using dating site in uganda I have manage to have sex with 10 girls but I am sure that about 8 of them didn't like me!

Why they jump to bed after 5 minutes? Well, In Africa things happens. Only one of the Afro girl came to see me on a daily basis while all others gone after the first meeting.

The case repeat itself in Mombasa. Recently I had no success in mombasa so I went far, all the way to Madagascar where the girls has less spoiled personality. We always have to move, change tactics and to adapt especially when we get older.So, if you just wanted to have sex with 10 different girls, why would you care if they liked you or not, or to be more specific what made you think about it in the first place?

Also, what exactly is the definition of a "spoiled personality", just for my understanding?

[Wambomilly]

So, if you just wanted to have sex with 10 different girls, why would you care if they liked you or not, or to be more specific what made you think about it in the first place?

Also, what exactly is the definition of a "spoiled personality", just for my understanding?I would also like to understand what he means by 'spoiled personality'.

[Umbakali]

I have heard that there is a brothel in Muthaiga and Karen areas of Nairobi.

Does any body have exact locations of these two places as I will be in Nairobi after 4th July for two weeks.

Rgds

[LustyHombre]

I have heard that there is a brothel in Muthaiga and Karen areas of Nairobi.

Does any body have exact locations of these two places as I will be in Nairobi after 4th July for two weeks.

RgdsThere is more than 1, actually there are lots of them all over town. But, since prostitution is supposed to be illegal in Kenya, they don't advertise openly as such but pretend to be massage saions etc. And they are often "here today but gone tomorrow".

You'll find up-to-date phone numbers on Narobi Raha's website. Or simply hop into a cab outside your hotel and tell the driver to take you to whatever place pays them the highest commission (LOL )!

[ViajeroTravele]

I planned a short trip to Mombasa, however at the last minute decided to stay in Nairobi preventing another flight. I made contact with four girls by way of Afro Intro, but met up with only two. Girl one was about 24 slim, small boobs (not a boob man) with a nice little butt. Girl number two was 22 with a very firm ass that I dream about, great legs and small boobs. The first night party girl took me to a restaurant called Mediterranean, the food was not that great, but the setting was nice. We went to a club that I do not remember, it was empty and then to Black Diamond club. The club was nice, half full on a weeknight. The club had a couple of nice looking girls, I have a weakness for BLK girls, a good number of them may have been working girls, most people were dancing having fun. It is not an A class club full on snooty people but I loved it and would definitely go back, the atmosphere was great, and did I mention it was a weekday?

The last dance club of the night was called Florida, it was full of working girls, and let me tell you guys most of them looked delicious. The girls were thick or thin but most had amazing asses, these girls did not suffer cellulitis as in many western girls. I was with party girl and we went back to the Chester Hotel. This girl gave amazing head and without hesitation put my balls in her mouth. I ended up spraying her chest and face with all my frustrations of the day. She took it like a champ and smiled.

My last night was spent at the Florida club where I made one walk around the place and immediately picked out this small, thin shaped girl with a bubble ass. She had a short tight orange dress with orange high heels to match. I offered 30 dollars which she took. I do not know if this is too much but as hard as I was I did not feel like negotiating. Went up to the room where this girl was game for anything I asked, I knew she was a little tipsy and she let me do all kinds of perverted things to her. I was able to enjoy her mouth front and back. I gave her the money and called it a night, I took off the next day.

I stayed at the Chester House in a one bedroom apartment, with a cost of 153 dollars. When I checked in the concierge showed me the room, at the end of his tour I extended a generous tip while asking if there was any issue in bringing guests up to the apartment. The concierge said that there would be no issues. I had two girls in the apartment without a single complication. They had to leave their I'd's at reception but that was it. The hotel had a nice restaurant in the third floor, the good was good. Make sure you take your own lock to store your valuables. A metal box is provided in the room where you put the lock, it is not your traditional safebox. You will need an adapter if you have American Plugs, purchase one before arriving there, I believe they use the UK plug.

Recommendations about Nairobi:

Most girls have a musty scent. I was taken by surprise at first but surprisingly it did not turn me off. It is not a dirty smell, more like a natural scent, who knew that I would be a little turned on by it. It can get expensive taking cabs from one place to another, I recommend making a contact and hire a Taxi for the day. The girls took care of that for me. There was a cab service next to baggage claim I used from the airport to downtown the price seemed a little steep, it cost 2000 shillings. The traffic is terrible but not the worst I have seen, be ready to inhale exhaust.

Make sure you take your own lock to store your valuables. A metal box is provided in the room where you put the lock, it is not your traditional safebox.

Depending on what type of guy you are, you can have the GF experience making contacts with girls on Afro Intro, make sure you screen them. If you are just interested in one thing, with my limited experience I would recommend the Florida club and going through the tuff process of picking throughout the selection of gorgeous dark bodies. I may be back before the year is over, I love Thailand for the food, people, culture, but I love black women, it will be a hard choice, I may visit Mombasa, who knows. Oh and I lost my camera so no pictures this time, sorry guys.

[Willyboy]

I planned a short trip to Mombasa, however at the last minute decided to stay in Nairobi preventing another flight. I made contact with four girls by way of Afro Intro, but met up with only two. Girl one was about 24 slim, small boobs (not a boob man) with a nice little butt. Girl number two was 22 with a very firm ass that I dream about, great legs and small boobs. The first night party girl took me to a restaurant called Mediterranean, the food was not that great, but the setting was nice. We went to a club that I do not remember, it was empty and then to Black Diamond club. The club was nice, half full on a weeknight. The club had a couple of nice looking girls, I have a weakness for BLK girls, a good number of them may have been working girls, most people were dancing having fun. It is not an A class club full on snooty people but I loved it and would definitely go back, the atmosphere was great, and did I mention it was a weekday?

The last dance club of the night was called Florida, it was full of working girls, and let me tell you guys most of them looked delicious. The girls were thick or thin but most had amazing asses, these girls did not suffer cellulitis as in many western girls. I was with party girl and we went back to the Chester Hotel. This girl gave amazing head and without hesitation put my balls in her mouth. I ended up spraying her chest and face with all my frustrations of the day. She took it like a champ and smiled.

My last night was spent at the Florida club where I made one walk around the place and immediately picked out this small, thin shaped girl with a bubble ass. She had a short tight orange dress with orange high heels to match. I offered 30 dollars which she took. I do not know if this is too much but as hard as I was I did not feel like negotiating. Went up to the room where this girl was game for anything I asked, I knew she was a little tipsy and she let me do all kinds of perverted things to her. I was able to enjoy her mouth front and back. I gave her the money and called it a night, I took off the next day.

I stayed at the Chester House in a one bedroom apartment, with a cost of 153 dollars. When I checked in the concierge showed me the room, at the end of his tour I extended a generous tip while asking if there was any issue in bringing guests up to the apartment. The concierge said that there would be no issues. I had two girls in the apartment without a single complication. They had to leave their I'd's at reception but that was it. The hotel had a nice restaurant in the third floor, the good was good. Make sure you take your own lock to store your valuables. A metal box is provided in the room where you put the lock, it is not your traditional safebox. You will need an adapter if you have American Plugs, purchase one before arriving there, I believe they use the UK plug.

Recommendations about Nairobi:

Most girls have a musty scent. I was taken by surprise at first but surprisingly it did not turn me off. It is not a dirty smell, more like a natural scent, who knew that I would be a little turned on by it. It can get expensive taking cabs from one place to another, I recommend making a contact and hire a Taxi for the day. The girls took care of that for me. There was a cab service next to baggage claim I used from the airport to downtown the price seemed a little steep, it cost 2000 shillings. The traffic is terrible but not the worst I have seen, be ready to inhale exhaust.

Make sure you take your own lock to store your valuables. A metal box is provided in the room where you put the lock, it is not your traditional safebox.

Depending on what type of guy you are, you can have the GF experience making contacts with girls on Afro Intro, make sure you screen them. If you are just interested in one thing, with my limited experience I would recommend the Florida club and going through the tuff process of picking throughout the selection of gorgeous dark bodies. I may be back before the year is over, I love Thailand for the food, people, culture, but I love black women, it will be a hard choice, I may visit Mombasa, who knows. Oh and I lost my camera so no pictures this time, sorry guys.153 dollar / night in Chester (+royal tip money) , more than one monthsalery in Kenya. Normal worker have 5 dollar / day Bifore you go to Kenya. Laern more about Kenya prices.

[Willyboy]

I planned a short trip to Mombasa, however at the last minute decided to stay in Nairobi preventing another flight. I made contact with four girls by way of Afro Intro, but met up with only two. Girl one was about 24 slim, small boobs (not a boob man) with a nice little butt. Girl number two was 22 with a very firm ass that I dream about, great legs and small boobs. The first night party girl took me to a restaurant called Mediterranean, the food was not that great, but the setting was nice. We went to a club that I do not remember, it was empty and then to Black Diamond club. The club was nice, half full on a weeknight. The club had a couple of nice looking girls, I have a weakness for BLK girls, a good number of them may have been working girls, most people were dancing having fun. It is not an A class club full on snooty people but I loved it and would definitely go back, the atmosphere was great, and did I mention it was a weekday?

The last dance club of the night was called Florida, it was full of working girls, and let me tell you guys most of them looked delicious. The girls were thick or thin but most had amazing asses, these girls did not suffer cellulitis as in many western girls. I was with party girl and we went back to the Chester Hotel. This girl gave amazing head and without hesitation put my balls in her mouth. I ended up spraying her chest and face with all my frustrations of the day. She took it like a champ and smiled.

My last night was spent at the Florida club where I made one walk around the place and immediately picked out this small, thin shaped girl with a bubble ass. She had a short tight orange dress with orange high heels to match. I offered 30 dollars which she took. I do not know if this is too much but as hard as I was I did not feel like negotiating. Went up to the room where this girl was game for anything I asked, I knew she was a little tipsy and she let me do all kinds of perverted things to her. I was able to enjoy her mouth front and back. I gave her the money and called it a night, I took off the next day.

I stayed at the Chester House in a one bedroom apartment, with a cost of 153 dollars. When I checked in the concierge showed me the room, at the end of his tour I extended a generous tip while asking if there was any issue in bringing guests up to the apartment. The concierge said that there would be no issues. I had two girls in the apartment without a single complication. They had to leave their I'd's at reception but that was it. The hotel had a nice restaurant in the third floor, the good was good. Make sure you take your own lock to store your valuables. A metal box is provided in the room where you put the lock, it is not your traditional safebox. You will need an adapter if you have American Plugs, purchase one before arriving there, I believe they use the UK plug.

Recommendations about Nairobi:

Most girls have a musty scent. I was taken by surprise at first but surprisingly it did not turn me off. It is not a dirty smell, more like a natural scent, who knew that I would be a little turned on by it. It can get expensive taking cabs from one place to another, I recommend making a contact and hire a Taxi for the day. The girls took care of that for me. There was a cab service next to baggage claim I used from the airport to downtown the price seemed a little steep, it cost 2000 shillings. The traffic is terrible but not the worst I have seen, be ready to inhale exhaust.

Make sure you take your own lock to store your valuables. A metal box is provided in the room where you put the lock, it is not your traditional safebox.

Depending on what type of guy you are, you can have the GF experience making contacts with girls on Afro Intro, make sure you screen them. If you are just interested in one thing, with my limited experience I would recommend the Florida club and going through the tuff process of picking throughout the selection of gorgeous dark bodies. I may be back before the year is over, I love Thailand for the food, people, culture, but I love black women, it will be a hard choice, I may visit Mombasa, who knows. Oh and I lost my camera so no pictures this time, sorry guys.Why you pic-up taxi driver naer baggage claim. This is the biggist body-trap in the world. Why not buying taxi tiket (way out) (1700)

Why you pay extra money for extra visiter in ONE APPARTMENT.

Why you push-up evry kenya prices. End make al thinks inpossibel for persons with normal budjet?

I have no problem to pay 10 or 20 procent more than one local. But plaese not double prices.

[Wild Rover]

Why you pic-up taxi driver naer baggage claim. This is the biggist body-trap in the world. Why not buying taxi tiket (way out) (1700)

Why you pay extra money for extra visiter in ONE APPARTMENT.

Why you push-up evry kenya prices. End make al thinks inpossibel for persons with normal budjet?

I have no problem to pay 10 or 20 procent more than one local. But plaese not double prices.Greetings all,

Why get rip off taxis from airport, to Nairobi! Exit arrivals turn right walk across small car park just before entrance to departures.

Is bus stop, number 34 bus to simmers for example will cost 50 bob if you got big bag another seat is also 50 bob, please do not

Pay rip off prices to taxi, I use this bus on regular basis and never had a problem, Wild Rover

[Willyboy]

Greetings all,

Why get rip off taxis from airport, to Nairobi! Exit arrivals turn right walk across small car park just before entrance to departures.

Is bus stop, number 34 bus to simmers for example will cost 50 bob if you got big bag another seat is also 50 bob, please do not

Pay rip off prices to taxi, I use this bus on regular basis and never had a problem, Wild RoverPrices from 1700ksh to 2000ksh are normal, from airport to down town hotels.

With matatu from airport to downtown. This is for experts in Nairobi.

[Mr Enternational]

Does anyone know where I can find her?

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49978

[AfAsia]

In Koenhange st I often saw them starkers, although the city innitiated a cleanup some five years back. I'm sure the SW scene continues in the general area. This chick is obviously off her head, not an affliction one would want under any circumstances, especially in Africa. I knew a chick in Nairobi who had mental problems. She was sent away, not sure where, and died suspiciously. I suppose if the Whitch Doctors get hold of them in that state, with superstition rampant amoungst Africans anything is likely to happen.

[BlueBed65]

Hi,

I'm new to this forum and I don't know if I'm posting this at the right. But I'm going nairobi at the end of the first time and I just need some info on girl friendly hotels, the girls going rate (I don't want to contribute to driving up prices) and where to go at night and day to meet girls.

Thanks appreciate it

[Donnachaa]

Habari Rafiki,

I am in Nairobi and Mombasa for a few weeks Late Sept and Early Oct. I enjoy Parties, MMF and group sex. Nothing serious just good clean fun.

Anyone interested please get in touch.

Take Care.

[Ocampo2]

Hi,

I'm new to this forum and I don't know if I'm posting this at the right. But I'm going nairobi at the end of the first time and I just need some info on girl friendly hotels, the girls going rate (I don't want to contribute to driving up prices) and where to go at night and day to meet girls.

Thanks appreciate itI am headed there today. Looking for same info. Maybe we check notes later.

[Bareback Jack]

I am headed there today. Looking for same info. Maybe we check notes later.Simple: Read the forum. Hundreds of pages with information!

[Stimbak]

Hi,

I'm in Nairobi next week for 10 days staying at the Stanley. I don't want to go out and search. Would rather like to have a girl come to my room. Did not find internet sites with a nice selection. Any guidance how to get a descent looking girl?

[Hesekiels]

I have heard that there is a brothel in Muthaiga and Karen areas of Nairobi.Why you want to find these places? Isn't the entire city of Nairobi a huge brothel. LOL?

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Westcoast 1951]

Hi,

I'm in Nairobi next week for 10 days staying at the Stanley. I don't want to go out and search. Would rather like to have a girl come to my room. Did not find internet sites with a nice selection. Any guidance how to get a descent looking girl?At night just sit and relax at the pub on first floor or at the Thorn-Tree restaurant on ground floor next to the entrance, making eye contact with the one you like and take her to your room. Give the guard something and there will be no problem. Or book a double room for the night. Had many wonderfull nights in the Stanley. Enjoy!

[BlueBed65]

I am headed there today. Looking for same info. Maybe we check notes later.Hey Ocampo2,

How is Nairobi, and where are you staying. And is the problem in Mombassa affecting Nairobi

[Badboyit]

Hello folks, nice forum and nice people here.

I'm planning why first African "safari" of my life, but I'm getting an hard (?) time figuring my best options.

I've been going and living in Asia for quite a few year already.

I'm planning on staying in Nairobi only (my first time).

Can you guys suggest a guest-friendly hotel which is not going cost a lot?

I see somebody mentioned the Stanley, but at US$215 / night average, that's a lot of girls money I'm going to waste. I'm used to pay US$80 in Thailand but I guess we are on a different level here.

Anything guest-friendly hotel, clean, possibly with wifi (just to not get bored) at US$100 / night (or less)?

How much do you pay the girls for ST?

What about all-night?

How much do you tip the security?

Sorry to make such questions but I want to be sure to not trash the location by overpaying the girls.

Thanks,

BBI

[Member #4379]

Ok, I would recommend Natural Oak apartments, by definition, girl friendly since no reception. It has a pool. Check out their website I think a 1 BR goes for $100 USD per night but email them for prices. A studio is around $80 USD. Girls ST should be no more that 1, 500 ST KShillings and 2, 000 Overnight BUT ALWAYS agree on price before.


Hello folks, nice forum and nice people here.

I'm planning why first African "safari" of my life, but I'm getting an hard (?) time figuring my best options.

I've been going and living in Asia for quite a few year already.

I'm planning on staying in Nairobi only (my first time).

Can you guys suggest a guest-friendly hotel which is not going cost a lot?

I see somebody mentioned the Stanley, but at US$215 / night average, that's a lot of girls money I'm going to waste. I'm used to pay US$80 in Thailand but I guess we are on a different level here.

Anything guest-friendly hotel, clean, possibly with wifi (just to not get bored) at US$100 / night (or less)?

How much do you pay the girls for ST?

What about all-night?

How much do you tip the security?

Sorry to make such questions but I want to be sure to not trash the location by overpaying the girls.

Thanks,

BBI

[Badboyit]

Interracial,

Thanks, you are my hero!

[Polar1234]

Sometimes, when time is limited and I just want some action I go to "Number 28" in Lavington.

It is a house located in 28 Convent Drive not far from Jeffery Sports club. It is possible to reach on foot from Lavington Green (Lavington Shopping centre) and you can also take a motorcycle from Lavington Green for 50 or 100 KSH. If you prefer, you can take a taxi for 200. I am sure they all know where it is, especially the motorbikes since I have seen them bring the working girls.

The place itself is nice, clean and relaxing. It has a lounge with a bar where you can buy drinks and chat with the girls before the action. From time to time they also arrange bachelor parties. The place is managed by an indian lady who is friendly and relaxed.

Number 28 is open 24/7 and typically have 10. 20 girls. They line up for you when you are ready. I normally go for thin girls, but you have any size and the customers are from all corners of the world including local Kenyans. An hours action costs 2000 KSH, which is 1000 for the girl and 1000 for the room.

The area is very nice, and I some friends of mine stay in a small hotel called Eden Gardens that is located in 26 Convent Drive. It is around 150 meters from number 28. Eden Gardens has a nice swimming pool and large garden. WIFI and breakfast is included and they charged my friends 100 USD for a room. They had no problems in bringing in different guests, so I guess you can call it girl friendly.

Enjoy Nairobi friends, it is truly one of the few remaining paradises when you like pussy like me.

[Member #4178]

Prices from 1700ksh to 2000ksh are normal, from airport to down town hotels.If you bargain hard the price can drop to 1000ksh but it is not applicable for tourists with milk on their lips.

[Member #4349]

Sometimes, when time is limited and I just want some action I go to "Number 28" in Lavington.

It is a house located in 28 Convent Drive not far from Jeffery Sports club. It is possible to reach on foot from Lavington Green (Lavington Shopping centre) and you can also take a motorcycle from Lavington Green for 50 or 100 KSH. If you prefer, you can take a taxi for 200. I am sure they all know where it is, especially the motorbikes since I have seen them bring the working girls.

The place itself is nice, clean and relaxing. It has a lounge with a bar where you can buy drinks and chat with the girls before the action. From time to time they also arrange bachelor parties. The place is managed by an indian lady who is friendly and relaxed.

Number 28 is open 24/7 and typically have 10. 20 girls. They line up for you when you are ready. I normally go for thin girls, but you have any size and the customers are from all corners of the world including local Kenyans. An hours action costs 2000 KSH, which is 1000 for the girl and 1000 for the room.

The area is very nice, and I some friends of mine stay in a small hotel called Eden Gardens that is located in 26 Convent Drive. It is around 150 meters from number 28. Eden Gardens has a nice swimming pool and large garden. WIFI and breakfast is included and they charged my friends 100 USD for a room. They had no problems in bringing in different guests, so I guess you can call it girl friendly.

Enjoy Nairobi friends, it is truly one of the few remaining paradises when you like pussy like me.Excellent information, thanks for sharing.

[Ocampo2]

Hey Ocampo2,

How is Nairobi, and where are you staying. And is the problem in Mombassa affecting NairobiMombasa problem not affecting nai.

Been able to get some girls but 680, you must get a double room and girl must have I'd which seems like most of them don't

[HomoErectus10]

Stanley hotel cost 200 Euro for one night SINGLE ROOM (with internet booking) This mongers sending poor girls to home with TAXIMONEYI have stayed in Nairobi 3 to 4 times in the recent past. Twice I used Sounthern Sun. Mayfair hotel once Windsor hotel. The Windsor hotel is bullshit without any activity. Souther Sun has a resturant just on the left hand side while you enter the hotel. After entring the resturant there is a small bar with 4 tables and high stools around the table. In my first visit, I went to the pub to buy a bottle of water and saw a stunning girl sitting there in tight fitting jeans and tank top, showing her cleavage. As I eyed her, she smiled at me and we started a conversation. I treated her with food and a glass of Khalua and we went to my room. In the room first thing she did was to kiss me on my lips with full toungue. We kissed some more and she was tasty with a perfect boobs and an ass to die for. We did all perverted things like analingus, cunnilingus, BJ and she even let me fuck her hairy armpits. She tasted her own juice from my mouth. It was good fun. Cindy is the girl to look for. Sweet taste of her pussy juice still in my mouth.

[Travelguru]

I'm an American who has been visiting Kenya for the last two years. I found a lovely college student who is hot, open minded and loves to try new things, and she also happens to be my girlfriend. Well we were considering an MMF or foursome if anyone is interested. Clean, good personality and fun would be our criteria. PM me if interested. I'll be in Nairobi at the end of Sept for 3-4 weeks.

[Traveller EU]

I'm an American who has been visiting Kenya for the last two years. I found a lovely college student who is hot, open minded and loves to try new things, and she also happens to be my girlfriend. Well we were considering an MMF or foursome if anyone is interested. Clean, good personality and fun would be our criteria. PM me if interested. I'll be in Nairobi at the end of Sept for 3-4 weeks.I will stay In Nairobi last week of Sept 22. 28. Have a Kenyan girlfriend. She is 26, I am 48. I have to explain the idea to her, but I am sure she will be interested. We had discussed the idea already. Will stay in centre, Stanley or Hilton most probably.

[Bondxx]

Guys,

Through the readings, I can now plan my trip to nairobi and mombassa with many options. Thanks alot!

My question is regarding the Safaris; Prices are already pretty high for Safaris, so I don t think I can afford to pay the package for a girl I would have met in nairobi or mombassa.

So my question is; Any tips for action during your safaris in Tsavo, Massai mara? Is it easy to get a lady from the hotel or lodge employees for an extra job?

Cheers!

[Hesekiels]

. Been able to get some girls but 680, you must get a double room and girl must have ID which seems like most of them don't.Correct, however I would rather discourage anybody to chose 680 Hotel. I was terribly pissed with the f-cking floor guards who permantently asked me for money (need cash for transportation, have a sick mother.)!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Member #4379]

Next time that crap happens, ask them what their national sport is. They will reply football. Correct them and tell it's extortion.


Correct, however I would rather discourage anybody to chose 680 Hotel. I was terribly pissed with the f-cking floor guards who permantently asked me for money (need cash for transportation, have a sick mother.)!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Member #4379]

Sounds like fun. I have a Tanzanian girlfriend with the same idea but we are not going to Mombasa until the end of October. If your travel plans change let me know.


I'm an American who has been visiting Kenya for the last two years. I found a lovely college student who is hot, open minded and loves to try new things, and she also happens to be my girlfriend. Well we were considering an MMF or foursome if anyone is interested. Clean, good personality and fun would be our criteria. PM me if interested. I'll be in Nairobi at the end of Sept for 3-4 weeks.

[Hesekiels]

. Correct them and tell it's extortion.Well, you bet your life brother, I told those motherf-ckers even more drastic words!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Donnachaa]

I will stay In Nairobi last week of Sept 22. 28. Have a Kenyan girlfriend. She is 26, I am 48. I have to explain the idea to her, but I am sure she will be interested. We had discussed the idea already. Will stay in centre, Stanley or Hilton most probably.Am in Nairobi the same period, if you would like to meet for a coffee or beer.

I find Kenya Girls are quite good and relaxed in Group sex. They enjoy it very much. It can be difficult however if you ask them to perform some lesbian action.

Get in touch. You can PM me.

Donnachaa.

[Donnachaa]

I'm an American who has been visiting Kenya for the last two years. I found a lovely college student who is hot, open minded and loves to try new things, and she also happens to be my girlfriend. Well we were considering an MMF or foursome if anyone is interested. Clean, good personality and fun would be our criteria. PM me if interested. I'll be in Nairobi at the end of Sept for 3-4 weeks.Am in Nairobi the same period if you want to meet for a beer. Am interested in your suggestion.

[Travelguru]

Am in Nairobi the same period if you want to meet for a beer. Am interested in your suggestion.PM me your contact no and we'll meet up for a beer and see how it goes.

[Wdarryl]

Hey guys am in nairobi till Sunday the 23rd. Have a hot gal who would love a foursome. So if any of you guys have a hot gal and want to get together let me know. Pm is working she is very hot mid 20s. I am mid 40's canadian. Slim and fit and attractive. Let me know.

[Member #4379]

[Sounds great, too bad I won't be there until 1st week in November with my girlfriend in Mombasa. Send me a private message if you are ever going to Mombasa.

QUOTE=Wdarryl; 1328423]Hey guys am in nairobi till Sunday the 23rd. Have a hot gal who would love a foursome. So if any of you guys have a hot gal and want to get together let me know. Pm is working she is very hot mid 20s. I am mid 40's canadian. Slim and fit and attractive. Let me know.[/QUOTE]

[HerHighness90]

Habari Rafiki,

I am in Nairobi and Mombasa for a few weeks Late Sept and Early Oct. I enjoy Parties, MMF and group sex. Nothing serious just good clean fun.

Anyone interested please get in touch.

Take Care.Hit me up for NSA fun. I live and study in Nairobi. 21 yrs.

[Zimzam]

Here is the SHAME of NAIROBI. List of BROTHELS in CBD.

The Kenyan DAILY POST Gossip and Drama 02:19.

1) Sabina Joy takes pride in being the oldest, it's not that the ladies are hot, it's just because of the history it bears.

2) Munyu Road Junction on both sides of Luthuli, there are two, but one seems to be closed for repairs (when you look upstairs, you will see working girls showing off their goodies.)

3) Aden – This is the worst. Women were thugs. Seems closed for now. Watch that joint.

4) Amar Hotel: the place is packed to capacity. You will find prostitutes standing in the corridors making it hard for anyone to pass through. All of them caress you as you pass, if you don't watch out, they will steal from you.

5) Kitale Hotel (or something like that) : prostitutes relax on the couch. Not aggressive as those on Amar. This is because there services do not need to be bargained for. You want it you speak.

6) On the last building on Luthuli street on the right, there are three. That is where a lot of High school students prefer. Maybe because of the price. You will always catch them there during openings and closing of schools.

7) River Road: Good Hope. You would never fail to see City Councils vehicle packed outside the entrance. Used to be very busy, however after an inferno in the place, nowadays its dull. Few prostitutes prefer it.

8) Tahiti: Members call it the Nector Room. Prostitutes day and night both inside and outside.

9) Across River Road, the famous Kericho East. Always flocked with sex thirsty perverts. Any prostitute would dream to work here. The money is good. Working girls are everywhere, in the bar, in every corridor of the building and some wait for you outside. You can't get it without the will-power. There are rooms inside and if you go in for an innocent one drink, you will definitely be served more than that. The place is so maintained, you won't even realize that it is a brothel.

10) The next street (Duruma Road) , there is a bar called bar Jerry's. There are two more dingy lodgos there which are brothels.

11) Tea Room is probably the most famous after Sabina Joy. If you climb up the stairs to the reception, the only business there is selling out rooms and condoms. There are many prostitutes in the bar and in the rooms.

12) River Rood, Nyandarua Lodging. Prostitutes always loitering around there.

You will be surprised at the age of these prostitutes, some are as young as 17-year-olds. If a man passes there with no interest at them, they get angry. They can beat you up and steal from you.

13) When you move around those streets, there is Reke Marie, Modern Green (now closed) , and a bar in Kamae Road.

Here's the link:

http://www.kenyan-post.com/2012/09/here-is-shame-of-nairobi-list-of.html

[Bottom Feeder]

This will be my first visit to Africa. Only for mongering. Which is better. Can any of you be 'Skyped' to talk about it? I've been to 15 countries and like my name implies I like it down and dirty.

Thanks for any help.

[AfAsia]

Zimzam, it's as if the Daily Post is promoting Nairobi brothels. This is more mongering info being published than this entire thread contribution in several years, LOL.

[AfAsia]

River Road. Who knows what transpired. Non payment for services rendered? African style punishment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-uMeti6lVg

[HerHighness90]

This will be my first visit to Africa. Only for mongering. Which is better. Can any of you be 'Skyped' to talk about it? I've been to 15 countries and like my name implies I like it down and dirty.

Thanks for any help.You should totally come to Kenya. It's a beautiful country with beautiful sceneries. Lots of wildlife, beaches, mountains, hot springs, sexy bitches, hills, lakes, diverse cultures. List is endless. I'll personally show you around. I'm 21-yr old sexy female. Xxx

[HerHighness90]

21-year old sexy Kenyan girl here. I adore foreigners here in Kenya. Most treat women well unlike my kinsmen here. I'd love to meet someone visiting and show him around, NoStringsAttached. Gives me a great pleasure. If all goes well, some mindblowing sex if you don't mind might follow. I do it for fun, and I am not a hooker, so please don't ask me how much I charge!

[Sam Suffit]

21-year old sexy Kenyan girl here. I adore foreigners here in Kenya. Most treat women well unlike my kinsmen here. I'd love to meet someone visiting and show him around, NoStringsAttached. Gives me a great pleasure. If all goes well, some mindblowing sex if you don't mind might follow. I do it for fun, and I am not a hooker, so please don't ask me how much I charge!Hi Her Highness! Itried to PM you but it doesn't work. How can I reach you to discuss?

[HerHighness90]

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[Member #4379]

Got any friends in Mombasa from Oct 29 to Nov 4? Send me a private message with your email address and phone number.


You should totally come to Kenya. It's a beautiful country with beautiful sceneries. Lots of wildlife, beaches, mountains, hot springs, sexy bitches, hills, lakes, diverse cultures. List is endless. I'll personally show you around. I'm 21-yr old sexy female. Xxx

[Sam Suffit]

Hey Sam, looks like I have to pay a sum to use PM. I am not sure if this site censors email addresses but you can reach me via herhighness95@yahoo.com. Hoping to hear from you soon. XxxI dropped you an email.

[Miranda256]

5-600Kes? You've no idea how lucky you are! I got properly done not long after arriving in Nairobi (had car & she suggested a quiet car park, I was none too comfy with it from the start but it was pretty central-CBD-and well-lit but no-one else around & seemed quiet. Massive mistake!).

5 mins later a dark shadow appears by the side of the car in khakis and starts getting more & more aggressive. Then I noticed the huge gun under his jacket as he got in & told me to drive. I thought this was the end for me, I'd be cleaned-out and then taken to a quiet spot & done away with. That was the longest hour of my life. It was a cop (groups of them patrol the CBD brandishing very big guns) but I was still trying to work-out if he was in cahoots with her! I suspected she was in on it, despite much crying through the ordeal and being carted off by the upper arm by the copper in the direction of the main cop stop once he realised he really wasn't going to get any more dosh out of me that night (although not without putting me thru the ringer first)! It was just too coincidental but then again, I was clearly caught in a classic 'gotcha' spot & she may have just hoped to make a very quick buck from the encounter. Opportunism is never far away from these girls' minds so she may have played along even if she wasn't involved in a scam. Either way, I found myself 35k down and he was holding out for 50! I think my demeanour told him I'd done all I could. What started as a 1k quick one ended up costing me over 30 times that and a very nasty encounter with a well-armed corrupt copper.

Quite unable to believe he let me go, I drove off vowing never, ever to do anything like that outside again and I haven't nor will I, nor would I advise anyone to even think about it, even if you are a tourist. You will be taken to the cleaners pure & simple. They know how to properly sh*t up Westerners & get their sizeable cut from you so don't even go there. I always get a room now, no matter what! Had you have been through that experience you would do exactly the same, trust me.

Sounds like they were Askari's (night watchmen & security guards) in that 4X4 (or just opportunists) , the fact that they were happy to settle for that little tells you how lucky you were. Coppers carry great big guns, Askari's have sticks, that's it so no contest in the bargaining stakes.


Count yourself very lucky mister.

Had it been real cops, you would have parted with much more.

Especially had it come to light, as it would eventually would, that you were departing that night. You would easily have parted with KSH 50, 000 to 100, 000. Even if it meant calling back home for the cash.

I also need to mention that the gals are usually in consort with the cops (your case seems different). But many a nairobi man has parted with KSH 5, 000 to 10, 000 when the gal takes the man to fuck in his car in a parking lot, underground parking etc. The guard, who is also in on it, calls the cops and they appear very fast.

Next time just take a room & do it right.

[NairobiStud]

Hi,

I'm in Nairobi next week for 10 days staying at the Stanley. I don't want to go out and search. Would rather like to have a girl come to my room. Did not find internet sites with a nice selection. Any guidance how to get a descent looking girl?I could help you with that.

PM me and I will reply with my contacts then when you are here I could send you pictures and once you make your selection I'll send you the girl or girls of your choice.

[HimKoi]

Hi everyone its my first time to Nairobi and I was wondering if someone can shed some light on how one can remain safe while picking up girls at clubs. I have heard that while taking the girls back to the hotel there are many check points and cops want bribes? Is this true? If so what do they charge? Also is it mostly about money or can it turn out to be more malice then just a simple bribe. Whats the safest way to pick up girls both pro and non pro and take them back to your hotel.

[HimKoi]

Does anyone know if the hilton in CBD is guest friendly?

[Traveller EU]

Does anyone know if the hilton in CBD is guest friendly?Not really guest friendly.

No problem if you have taken a double.

There is no security on every floor (as it is in the Stanley) , but if you show up in the middle of the night with a beautiful long legged companion they will ask for I'd. However no problem during day time and earlier time in the evening as the hotel is always full of restaurant, pub and conference guests and nobody cares who is entering.

[HimKoi]

I have booked a double but I plan on having multiple guests in the day and one for the night cap. Do you recommend the stanley instead? How is the intercon I have been on tagged and some people have recommended that. But I prefered the hilton because its so close to Florida 2000.


Not really guest friendly.

No problem if you have taken a double.

There is no security on every floor (as it is in the Stanley) , but if you show up in the middle of the night with a beautiful long legged companion they will ask for I'd. However no problem during day time and earlier time in the evening as the hotel is always full of restaurant, pub and conference guests and nobody cares who is entering.

[HimKoi]

I am on tagged and I have been meeting some yummy's. I have been direct with what I want in terms of one and one, but I have not had the nerves to ask any of them for a three some. 2 girls and me. How open are the girls in nairobi to this suggestion. Will they mind if I ask them.

[Zircon]

I am on tagged and I have been meeting some yummy's. I have been direct with what I want in terms of one and one, but I have not had the nerves to ask any of them for a three some. 2 girls and me. How open are the girls in nairobi to this suggestion. Will they mind if I ask them.Some are very open, some are not. Just ask them. No harm done. I had one who was scouting her friends for me, as she wanted to try a 3some. LOL.

[Zircon]

I have booked a double but I plan on having multiple guests in the day and one for the night cap. Do you recommend the stanley instead? How is the intercon I have been on tagged and some people have recommended that. But I prefered the hilton because its so close to Florida 2000.I stayed at country lodge in Nbi. About $150 / night, great free breakfast, free WIFI, no hassle with ladies (I had a double room). They sent them right up. Lots of security in area.

[Willyboy]

I stayed at country lodge in Nbi. About $150 / night, great free breakfast, free WIFI, no hassle with ladies (I had a double room). They sent them right up. Lots of security in area.In this hotel. I was always giving 100 dollar tip to the doorman end 100 dollar for reseption girl.

[Traveller EU]

I have booked a double but I plan on having multiple guests in the day and one for the night cap. Do you recommend the stanley instead? How is the intercon I have been on tagged and some people have recommended that. But I prefered the hilton because its so close to Florida 2000.I always stay either at Hilton or Stanley, have not tried the Interconti. Stanley certainly has more style than Hilton, and 200 m closer to Florida. During day you will have no problems in both hotels. It seems that you can enjoy an open budget for your hotel stay: maybe you should consider the Sankara in Westlands. New 5, exclusive roof top terrace and very close to Hot spots in Westlands (Black Diamond and all the other pubs and restaurants).

The girls were always over the moon after we had enjoyed a dinner or some drinks at Sankara's roof top terrace.

[ExpatNLookin]

Hello,

I am an expat living in another country near Kenya. I heard about Kenya being a great destination. And I really adore the Kenyan women look. They look dazzling. I was thinking of spending a weekend there and I want to maximize the amount of fun I can have and minimize cost.

Where should I stay? What is the popular mongering technique? How much should I expect to spend?

[ExpatNLookin]

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[HimKoi]

Hey thanks for the info. While mongering it is very important to have a comfortable place both close and hassle free. So what I got from you was that Stanley is more classy. But they have security on every floor. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing. Hilton does not have security on every floor. I will be mongering in the day so both hotels seem to be ok for the day. Its the night I am worried about. Which of these 2 hotels are good for the night. Again I will book a double room.

One other question I have is that Can I walk to florida at night from these hotels or is it recommended that I take a cab in terms of saftey. Again Thanks for the info really appriciate it.


I always stay either at Hilton or Stanley, have not tried the Interconti. Stanley certainly has more style than Hilton, and 200 m closer to Florida. During day you will have no problems in both hotels. It seems that you can enjoy an open budget for your hotel stay: maybe you should consider the Sankara in Westlands. New 5, exclusive roof top terrace and very close to Hot spots in Westlands (Black Diamond and all the other pubs and restaurants).

The girls were always over the moon after we had enjoyed a dinner or some drinks at Sankara's roof top terrace.

[HimKoi]

Can anyone tell me thier experience with arabs and indians in Nairobi. I want to try and meet a sweet arab and was wondering how I could find them. They don't seem to be on tagged.

[HimKoi]

Just saw sankara website. Looks nice maybe will do that one night. Guest friendly?


I always stay either at Hilton or Stanley, have not tried the Interconti. Stanley certainly has more style than Hilton, and 200 m closer to Florida. During day you will have no problems in both hotels. It seems that you can enjoy an open budget for your hotel stay: maybe you should consider the Sankara in Westlands. New 5, exclusive roof top terrace and very close to Hot spots in Westlands (Black Diamond and all the other pubs and restaurants).

The girls were always over the moon after we had enjoyed a dinner or some drinks at Sankara's roof top terrace.

[HimKoi]

Some are very open, some are not. Just ask them. No harm done. I had one who was scouting her friends for me, as she wanted to try a 3some. LOL.I hope to find one like that.

[Hotman 666]

So what I got from you was that Stanley is more classy. But they have security on every floor. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing. Hilton does not have security on every floor. I will be mongering in the day so both hotels seem to be ok for the day. Its the night I am worried about. Which of these 2 hotels are good for the night. Again I will book a double room.Hi Him Koy,

I stayed at the Stanley earlier this year.

A GREAT hotel! And, I NEVER had ANY problem at all bringing my different 'Playmates' in. I met them all at the front of the hotel and escorted them through the metal detector and security myself.

I was never asked for any I. D. For them and had NO problems with the security guys on all the floors (only admiring looks!)

See my report of 18th May this year.

Enjoy,

I did.

Hotman.

[ExpatNLookin]

Can anyone tell me thier experience with arabs and indians in Nairobi. I want to try and meet a sweet arab and was wondering how I could find them. They don't seem to be on tagged.What kind of Arabs are there in Kenya? African Arabs (Sudanese. Etc?) , North African? Arabian Arabs?

[HimKoi]

What kind of Arabs are there in Kenya? African Arabs (Sudanese. Etc?) , North African? Arabian Arabs?Well I have seen many sites posting that they have arabs and indians. I am also not sure what kind of arabs they are refering to. Can anyone shed some light?

[HimKoi]

Hi Him Koy,

I stayed at the Stanley earlier this year.

A GREAT hotel! And, I NEVER had ANY problem at all bringing my different 'Playmates' in. I met them all at the front of the hotel and escorted them through the metal detector and security myself.

I was never asked for any I. D. For them and had NO problems with the security guys on all the floors (only admiring looks!)

See my report of 18th May this year.

Enjoy,

I did.

Hotman.Hey Hot man.

Thanks for the info. Seems Stanley it is then. By the way what is the avarage cost for short time and long time. I don't want to overpay and ruin the on going rates for my fellow mongers. And when you say you met them in front of the hotel is there a pub or resturant there? Or are you refering to walkers. I arrive Sunday evening and want to start having fun right away. Again thanks for the info.

[Hotman 666]

Hey Hot man.

Thanks for the info. Seems Stanley it is then. By the way what is the avarage cost for short time and long time. I don't want to overpay and ruin the on going rates for my fellow mongers. And when you say you met them in front of the hotel is there a pub or resturant there? Or are you refering to walkers. I arrive Sunday evening and want to start having fun right away. Again thanks for the info.Hi HimKoi,

These were all girls that I had contacted on the internet before I travelled to Nairobi.

They were ALL 'Civilians' and were students in the city. I had made sure they realised before we met that I was 'looking for FUN' and all of them were up for it!

I had bought a Kenyan SIM card at the airport and I phoned the girls to fix a time to meet and asked each of them to call me when they were 5 minutes away from the hotel.

I then met them just outside the main door and escorted them in.

There are several nice places to eat & drink in the Stanley so we tended to stay there for drinks & food (they ALL loved the Stanley) and then went to my room.

As I had booked a double room TWO breakfasts were included. (Breakfast at the Stanley is VERY good.)

I had bought some small gifts with me from my country and, other than this, dinner and drinks; the only other cost was some 'Taxi Money' that I gave each girl when they left after breakfast.

These girls were NOT 'Hookers' but simply young students who took the chance to enjoy a nice, fun evening (and night) at an upmarket hotel and who, in my opinion just ENJOYED sex!

Before my trip it was my intention to visit some of the clubs / bars but there were so many opportunities with the 'civilians' that I never got the chance!

I hope that others can advise you regarding S. T / L. T. Costs.

Enjoy your trip. I did.

Hotman

[ExpatNLookin]

Hi HimKoi,

These were all girls that I had contacted on the internet before I travelled to Nairobi.

They were ALL 'Civilians' and were students in the city. I had made sure they realised before we met that I was 'looking for FUN' and all of them were up for it!

I had bought a Kenyan SIM card at the airport and I phoned the girls to fix a time to meet and asked each of them to call me when they were 5 minutes away from the hotel.

I then met them just outside the main door and escorted them in.

There are several nice places to eat & drink in the Stanley so we tended to stay there for drinks & food (they ALL loved the Stanley) and then went to my room.

As I had booked a double room TWO breakfasts were included. (Breakfast at the Stanley is VERY good.)

I had bought some small gifts with me from my country and, other than this, dinner and drinks; the only other cost was some 'Taxi Money' that I gave each girl when they left after breakfast.

These girls were NOT 'Hookers' but simply young students who took the chance to enjoy a nice, fun evening (and night) at an upmarket hotel and who, in my opinion just ENJOYED sex!

Before my trip it was my intention to visit some of the clubs / bars but there were so many opportunities with the 'civilians' that I never got the chance!

I hope that others can advise you regarding S. T / L. T. Costs.

Enjoy your trip. I did.

HotmanWhat website did you use to get those? Tagged?

[Hotman 666]

What website did you use to get those? Tagged?No,

I used Craigslist.

It worked for me.

Hotman.

[Johnny Quick]

River Road. Who knows what transpired. Non payment for services rendered? African style punishment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-uMeti6lVgWhat about this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoY3yXveJig

[ExpatNLookin]

Do the girls in Kenya really care about skin color that much? Or it's just the "rich white guy" stereotype?

All the ads I have seen on Craigslist for "Women seeking men" almost ask for a white guy.

I am middle eastern with a heavy tan (albeit not black) , so I am neither white nor black. I belong to that limbo where whites consider me black but blacks. Sometimes. Consider me white.

Should I try my luck in Nairobi, or being semi-black will kill my chances?

[Naked Gunz]

What website did you use to get those? Tagged?This website makes Kenya (Nairobi) very promising. Aside from the obvious fake profile pics (Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, ect.) most of these chicks make Nairobi look like a beautiful big p*ssy waiting to be f*cked!

I will be there January and this is what I want to see! If some Kenya vets can verify this is the norm, I will be grateful.

Genetics being what it is, a city of 3-4 million should be easily produce this quality.

http://www.cloudromance.com

[ExpatNLookin]

This website makes Kenya (Nairobi) very promising. Aside from the obvious fake profile pics (Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, ect.) most of these chicks make Nairobi look like a beautiful big p*ssy waiting to be f*cked!

I will be there January and this is what I want to see! If some Kenya vets can verify this is the norm, I will be grateful.

Genetics being what it is, a city of 3-4 million should be easily produce this quality.

http://www.cloudromance.comIs it free?

[LustyHombre]

Is it free?How hard is it to find that out by yourself?

[Naked Gunz]

How hard is it to find that out by yourself?Just asking for a little help from the forum. Forewarned is forearmed. These profiles look

to good to be true. When I go and get this experiance, someone will ask for MY opinion.

If I'm asking to much, ignore the post, which has largely happened.

[Naked Gunz]

Is it free?400 KSH to send winks, email, chat.

[Hermescali]

well i have seen many sites posting that they have arabs and indians. i am also not sure what kind of arabs they are refering to. can anyone shed some light?mombasa has been part of the trade route arab peninsula, africa, india, arab peninsula following the winds. that for at least a thousand year, probably much longer. arabs are few and in between. indian arrived in larger number with the british as railway workes. i have never done an arab girl inn kenya, but one indian in mombasa and one very indian looking half indian in nairobi. both very wild, the indian in mombasa open to basicali everything (bondage, [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) and so on).

btw, both from afro, both educated and with a job. both free.

[HimKoi]

Hey guys I have heard that Nairobi and mombassa can be quite dangerous. Is the situation still the same. I plan on excersing common sence but what are things that one has to be avoided. I am staying in CBD and don't plan on going out at night except to maybe florida which I plan to take a taxi. Can you please shed some light.

[HimKoi]

mombasa has been part of the trade route arab peninsula, africa, india, arab peninsula following the winds. that for at least a thousand year, probably much longer. arabs are few and in between. indian arrived in larger number with the british as railway workes. i have never done an arab girl inn kenya, but one indian in mombasa and one very indian looking half indian in nairobi. both very wild, the indian in mombasa open to basicali everything (bondage, [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) and so on).

btw, both from afro, both educated and with a job. both free.looking forward to the wild indians. there don't seem to be many on tagged though. are they walking the beaches in the north coast.

[Globo]

Hey guys I have heard that Nairobi and mombassa can be quite dangerous. Is the situation still the same. I plan on excersing common sence but what are things that one has to be avoided. I am staying in CBD and don't plan on going out at night except to maybe florida which I plan to take a taxi. Can you please shed some light.There can be alot of hype about safety in African cities. True there are issues with car jacking late at night on some of the more remote roads. THE CBD however is pretty safe and I have regularly walked around certain areas at night. That being said you are alway safest getting taxis to and from your destination and get the number of a reliable driver that you can call when you want to go home. I would highly recommend highly recommend you venture out of the CBD as well.

Enjoy

[Hermescali]

Looking forward to the wild indians. There don't seem to be many on tagged though. Are they walking the beaches in the north coast.I don't know North Coast well. I found the two I am talking about on afrointroductions. But don't sound like you are interested in hookers, then you won't get them.

[Travelguru]

Seriously. I like watching my gf getting banged. She is a very hot, slim, college student. 23 whyear old and obviously open-minded. I'm 46 and in good shape. She enjoys it and so do I as long as boundaries are respected. I'll be in Nbi from Nov 22 to Dec 8. PM me for details.

[Superpose]

Seriously. I like watching my gf getting banged. She is a very hot, slim, college student. 23 whyear old and obviously open-minded. I'm 46 and in good shape. She enjoys it and so do I as long as boundaries are respected. I'll be in Nbi from Nov 22 to Dec 8. PM me for details.Hello Travelguru,

Why not.

Do you have pictures?

[Superpose]

Serena is not very girl-friendly except if you come with the girls before 8pm. Then it is not considered as spending the night with someone and you will have to opportunitiy to go upstairs.

Met a nice girl at Florida. Have contact details in mp.

Another bar, the black diamond is very nice with girls not so aggressive and nice.

[Jiggydus]

Seriously. I like watching my gf getting banged. She is a very hot, slim, college student. 23 whyear old and obviously open-minded. I'm 46 and in good shape. She enjoys it and so do I as long as boundaries are respected. I'll be in Nbi from Nov 22 to Dec 8. PM me for details.I would be willing to videotape it and and you video file to watch. I will arrive in Nairobi in Dec.

[SceticoBlu]

I would highly recommend you venture out of the CBD as well.During my last stay I mainly remained inside the central business district. I finally got a non pro girl for which I was looking for. You think in the other parts of the town you get an easier catch? I don't talk about the bar-disco girls in florida, simmers and so on. My impression was it is not so easy to find a amateur company during daytime in CBD.

Another question: For my next trip maybe a fellow mongerer, who is a smoker will accompany me. I read smoking is prohibited in Kenya in public places. Are there bars, restaurants in Nairobi, where my friend can smoke or should I just forget taking him with me because of this?

[KiJang]

Hey guys I have heard that Nairobi and mombassa can be quite dangerous. Is the situation still the same. I plan on excersing common sence but what are things that one has to be avoided. I am staying in CBD and don't plan on going out at night except to maybe florida which I plan to take a taxi. Can you please shed some light.Your safest bet is to stay at Chesterhouse. All you have to do is cross the street to FLorida, and it's perfectly safe at nights. Koinange street has heavy (plain clothes) police presence. I was told (by my local GF) that this is after it was featured in some television documentary showing hookers working the street. The police are there to stop streetwalking and will not bother you.

You can take a cab to Black Diamond.

During the day you have ATM across the street from Chesterhouse (in the petrol station) , Nakumat and Tuskys walking distance to your left (as you exit) , and Java House less than 10 minutes away. This makes Chesterhouse my one stop mongering HQ when in NBO. The fully functional kitchen is a big plus.

[Zircon]

In this hotel. I was always giving 100 dollar tip to the doorman end 100 dollar for reseption girl.What's your point? Kenyan hotels are expensive and this one is reasonable with good safety, girl friendly, free wifi, and good free breakfast. I really don't know why you post, because every comment you make is negative. $150 is not cheap, but in Nairobi, it is a good price for a decent hotel.

[LustyHombre]

What's your point? Kenyan hotels are expensive and this one is reasonable with good safety, girl friendly, free wifi, and good free breakfast. I really don't know why you post, because every comment you make is negative. $150 is not cheap, but in Nairobi, it is a good price for a decent hotel.WB is being sarcastic here. Obviously, you don't get it.

WB strikes me as the kind of guy who wouldn't spend 10 cents unless he gets a value of at least 15 cents in return. And for him to spend a full $, in one go, on anything might cause him untold nightmares after the fact, LOL.

[Aldente004]

Hi,

Do somebody knows massage places, borthels. In nairobi for daytime action?

Greetings

[Jiggydus]

Seriously. I like watching my gf getting banged. She is a very hot, slim, college student. 23 whyear old and obviously open-minded. I'm 46 and in good shape. She enjoys it and so do I as long as boundaries are respected. I'll be in Nbi from Nov 22 to Dec 8. PM me for details.Me thinks you are too busy banging to reply. No problem as there is just an over abundance of pussy in Nairobi, Kenya, and Africa for that matter. I really would like to see a monk or a priest in Africa as I can assure that none are able to maintain their vows of celibacy! I am filling up my stable of dates, buying warehouse supply of condoms (all you safer sex nuts can tune out now) , my NGO detector alarm, and tubes of lube as well as gifts for my new and old girlfriends.

[LustyHombre]

Hi,

Do somebody knows massage places, borthels. In nairobi for daytime action?

GreetingsGo to Google Kenya and type into the search window whatever you are looking for. That wasn't so hard now, was it?

[Miranda256]

During my last stay I mainly remained inside the central business district. I finally got a non pro girl for which I was looking for. You think in the other parts of the town you get an easier catch? I don't talk about the bar-disco girls in florida, simmers and so on. My impression was it is not so easy to find a amateur company during daytime in CBD.

Another question: For my next trip maybe a fellow mongerer, who is a smoker will accompany me. I read smoking is prohibited in Kenya in public places. Are there bars, restaurants in Nairobi, where my friend can smoke or should I just forget taking him with me because of this?Smoking is bizarrely prohibited in public places yet perfectly fine in many bars & restaurants (go figure!). Amateur company is very easy to find here in Nairobi. Just look good / smart & some lovely ladies will often more likely flirt with you, especially if you are a decent / smart-looking Mzungu. In shops, cafes, restaurants, in malls, even on the streets. By no means will they all do it but far more than you might be used to! It happens less so (but by no means not at all) in the wealthier parts of town. Kinda tells you everything really.

By the way, Kenyan women have the best asses I think I've ever seen anywhere. If you are a booty lover, you will be in heaven here. Small, tight ones, seriously wide hipped ones, curvy as hell ones, you name it, they all look amazing in tight jeans which plenty of them wear here. Unlike in the West (it seems) many women here with great behinds are very proud of them. There is a completely different attitude to your posterior here.

[Miranda256]

Zimzam, it's as if the Daily Post is promoting Nairobi brothels. This is more mongering info being published than this entire thread contribution in several years, LOL.Yes but they're all in the River Road area and if you're a Mzungu would you really want to chance it in this area at night?

[Miranda256]

There can be alot of hype about safety in African cities. True there are issues with car jacking late at night on some of the more remote roads. THE CBD however is pretty safe and I have regularly walked around certain areas at night. That being said you are alway safest getting taxis to and from your destination and get the number of a reliable driver that you can call when you want to go home. I would highly recommend highly recommend you venture out of the CBD as well.

EnjoyAgree with the above statement. Defo get out of the CBD. It's the place to be for a quick one but is loaded with hardened pro's who are not like your average Kenyan lady (most of the time). Venture out (although stay out of the East side of the city if you value staying safer, defo not the place to be wandering around) , try places like Hurlingham, Westlands, Langata, Karen instead. You still have to watch yourself after dark (this is the case anywhere in Nairobi) but they are weathier areas and somewhat more used to seeing non-locals as part of the community. You will stick out like a sore thumb on the East side so you are immediately more prone, unless you stay in your cab / car, windows sealed & drive through without stopping at all. That said, even on the West / North side of town you won't see many locals walking anywhere after dark. There's a reason for that. Shopping Malls here open til 10pm & there are many places that are alive with people off the roads, you just have to find out where they are but you won't find them just driving around the place very easily, unless you're in a cab (ideally a trusted one).

[Jiggydus]

I will be visiting lovely city of Nairobi, and I have more contacts than I possibly can see, meet and fuck. But like any man whose eyes are much bigger than his appetite, I perused CL as it netted a nice find in Ghana. I came across this ad for multiple girls so I responded to find out more, as the ad asked if you want the "ultimate girl for the ultimate price". Well, in the email response I found out the ultimate price they are asking per girl is an outrageous 12, 000 KSH! Doing the conversion math, that is 140 USD! I know this cannot be coming from a chick. It looks like someone is trying to introduce P4P setup you find in places like Middle East, Europe, Japan, DR, and Colombia. I replied back and said good luck with that, especially when I can score nice action at a tenth of that price. I will just buy the head nurse outfit and have the ladies auditioning for position as my long-term gf to don it and demonstrate their skills! But if anyone is curious and actually wants to blow such wads of KSH, the ad on Craigslist can be found under title "Cute Slim Kenyan Ladies".

http://kenya.craigslist.org/w4m/3449067911.html

Have fun losing your load in more ways than one! And Wileyboy, please don't have a fit, as I would never consider spending such for a night of pleasure, at least not in Kenya. Suffice it to say, there is no need for someone like us to resort to such services!

[SceticoBlu]

Venture out (although stay out of the East side of the city if you value staying safer, defo not the place to be wandering around) , try places like Hurlingham, Westlands, Langata, Karen instead.Hi Miranda, can you specify some potential hunting places for non pros in those areas? I know for instance the Westlands shoppig mal but have not been there.


Smoking is bizarrely prohibited in public places yet perfectly fine in many bars & restaurants (go figure!).Also here I would be interested in concrete cafes and restaurants in the CBD where smoking is allowed. And generally speaking is it recommandable to go to Nairobi with my friend who is a heavy smoker. Or is there only one place out of hundred where smoking is possible? I even consider going to Addis instead of Nairobi because of the smoking question.

[HimKoi]

Ok just wanted to thank the fellow mger who helped me discover Nairobi. I thought that I would just share my experience. I got in to nairobi around 7pm. Checked in at the H1lton in CMB and I had booked a room for 2. The receptionist did mention where my guest was and I said I needed to find out as well. He asked for the name of the guest and I said I was not sure yet. With that he gave me a quick smile and checked me in without any more questions. Although I had made some contact on tagged I decided I wanted to hunt for pros tonight I left the hotel around 10:30 and got into a cab just outside of the hotel and proceed to Florida 2000. When I got there the place was a little empty but still some nice asses shaking. I got my beer and walked over to a very Indian looking stunner sitting by herself. I had heard that chicks are pretty friendly so I just took my chance and said hi. She responded with a smile. Had a few drinks with her but decided that she was too bland and not really the freaky types that I am usually into. By this time (12:30am on Sunday) the place was getting a liitle more croweded. More nice bootiees fat round plump asses to look at while sipping on my beer. I suddenly looked at the dance floor and saw 2 stunners grinding against eachother dancing. Both had short skirts and assesthat made kardiasian look flat. These girls were so sexy it was amazing. I walked up to them and introduced myself. As soon as I did both of them started to rub their juicy asses on me. Grinding me. I was already rock hard. We danced for a bit and although I enjoy one on one I decided that tonight was going to be twice the fun. I asked them to come back to the hotel with me. Negotiated a price of 3000 for each (a little steep?) and got into the taxi for my humpfest. After arriving in the hotel the receptionist just took the girls I'd cards told me that they would charge me extra because I had a double booking and I was with 2 hotties. I aggreed! Smiled and led the girls to my room. Once there both of them undressed and started to shake thier asses in my face. I pulled out willy and both the girls got on thier knees and gave me one of the best BBBJ with one on my rod and the other sucking on my balls. I asked both to bend over on the bed so I could just admire thier assests. Wow I must have took 5 minutes just to look and shake those curvy asses. I put on my condome and started to pound the lighter skinned one while the darker one kisses me with full toungh. It was fantastic. Dirty talk and everything. After I was done I asked them to leave as I would never sleep if they stayed and I needed to get some rest. They did and that was the first night. Wow can't wait to go back.

[Traveller EU]

Congratulation! Good start. I think the 3000 are okay; they both were prepared to stay overnight.

Will travel to Nairobi next week. Will meet my Kenyan GF; would love to a threesome, she is interested in two cocks. Or a foursome with another couple. Anybody interested?

[. As soon as I did both of them started to rub their juicy asses on me. Grinding me. I was already rock hard. We danced for a bit and although I enjoy one on one I decided that tonight was going to be twice the fun. I asked them to come back to the hotel with me. Negotiated a price of 3000 for each (a little steep?) and got into the taxi for my humpfest. After arriving in the hotel the receptionist just took the girls I'd cards told me that they would charge me extra because I had a double booking and I was with 2 hotties. I aggreed! Smiled and led the girls to my room. Once there both of them undressed and started to shake thier asses in my face. I pulled out willy and both the girls got on thier knees and gave me one of the best BBBJ with one on my rod and the other sucking on my balls. I asked both to bend over on the bed so I could just admire thier assests. Wow I must have took 5 minutes just to look and shake those curvy asses. I put on my condome and started to pound the lighter skinned one while the darker one kisses me with full toungh. It was fantastic. Dirty talk and everything. After I was done I asked them to leave as I would never sleep if they stayed and I needed to get some rest. They did and that was the first night. Wow can't wait to go back.[/QUOTE]

[Jiggydus]

Congratulation! Good start. I think the 3000 are okay; they both were prepared to stay overnight.

Will travel to Nairobi next week. Will meet my Kenyan GF; would love to a threesome, she is interested in two cocks. Or a foursome with another couple. Anybody interested?

[Wow can't wait to go back.
Traveller EU,

I will be auditioning a new young lady for part as my gf in Nairobi next week. I am not sure if she is down for group action but I aim to find out before I depart for Nairobi this coming Monday (will arrive on Wednesday courtesy of a circuitous award ticket). Even if that is not her cup of tea, I have par taken in some group action in the past and would be happy to at least meet you all. I will be just staying in NBO for just a week before moving on to my next fucking ground (just had a few sexually explicit IMs with a few of the lovelies awaiting my arrival in Uganda-oh the decisions! Who will I bang first and most?). Feel free to PM me with phone number I can contact you when I arrive. I will seek to do the same.

[Jiggydus]

Congratulation! Good start.

Will travel to Nairobi next week. Will meet my Kenyan GF; would love to a threesome, she is interested in two cocks. Or a foursome with another couple. Anybody interested?

]I clicked on your handle but it looks like I cannot send you a PM. Just let me know if you want to meet at Java House near the Hilton and around what time on Thursday. I prefer to not make my phone number permanent public info here and I believe it is against forum rules to post email addresses.

But you can hit me up at yahoo in the US (com)

Just take note of mi handle.

If not, I am certain there are some guys you will find to fulfill her wish. Now time to work on my chicas.

[HimKoi]

I am be in Nairobi next week would not mind joining you.

What are your terms.


Congratulation! Good start. I think the 3000 are okay; they both were prepared to stay overnight.

Will travel to Nairobi next week. Will meet my Kenyan GF; would love to a threesome, she is interested in two cocks. Or a foursome with another couple. Anybody interested?

As soon as I did both of them started to rub their juicy asses on me. Grinding me. I was already rock hard. We danced for a bit and although I enjoy one on one I decided that tonight was going to be twice the fun. I asked them to come back to the hotel with me. Negotiated a price of 3000 for each (a little steep?) and got into the taxi for my humpfest. After arriving in the hotel the receptionist just took the girls I'd cards told me that they would charge me extra because I had a double booking and I was with 2 hotties. I aggreed! Smiled and led the girls to my room. Once there both of them undressed and started to shake thier asses in my face. I pulled out willy and both the girls got on thier knees and gave me one of the best BBBJ with one on my rod and the other sucking on my balls. I asked both to bend over on the bed so I could just admire thier assests. Wow I must have took 5 minutes just to look and shake those curvy asses. I put on my condome and started to pound the lighter skinned one while the darker one kisses me with full toungh. It was fantastic. Dirty talk and everything. After I was done I asked them to leave as I would never sleep if they stayed and I needed to get some rest. They did and that was the first night. Wow can't wait to go back.[/QUOTE]

[Travelguru]

I am be in Nairobi next week would not mind joining you.

What are your terms.[/QUOTE]My gf and I could consider this. You an PM me for contact details.

[Jiggydus]

Congratulation! Good start. I think the 3000 are okay; they both were prepared to stay overnight.

Will travel to Nairobi next week. Will meet my Kenyan GF; would love to a threesome, she is interested in two cocks. Or a foursome with another couple. Anybody interested?

[. As soon as I did both of them started to rub their juicy asses on me. Grinding me. I was already rock hard. We danced for a bit and although I enjoy one on one I decided that tonight was going to be twice the fun. I asked them to come back to the hotel with me. Negotiated a price of 3000 for each (a little steep?) and got into the taxi for my humpfest. After arriving in the hotel the receptionist just took the girls I'd cards told me that they would charge me extra because I had a double booking and I was with 2 hotties. I aggreed! Smiled and led the girls to my room. Once there both of them undressed and started to shake thier asses in my face. I pulled out willy and both the girls got on thier knees and gave me one of the best BBBJ with one on my rod and the other sucking on my balls. I asked both to bend over on the bed so I could just admire thier assests. Wow I must have took 5 minutes just to look and shake those curvy asses. I put on my condome and started to pound the lighter skinned one while the darker one kisses me with full toungh. It was fantastic. Dirty talk and everything. After I was done I asked them to leave as I would never sleep if they stayed and I needed to get some rest. They did and that was the first night. Wow can't wait to go back.[/QUOTE]I am now going through my list of chicas ahead of my arrival next week to identify those that are okay with 3 hole input. So far, not looking promising!

[Naked Gunz]

I am now going through my list of chicas ahead of my arrival next week to identify those that are okay with 3 hole input. So far, not looking promising!
Dude, this post is hilarious! A ticket to Greece might be more hopeful!

[Jiggydus]

Dude, this post is hilarious! A ticket to Greece might be more hopeful!That is exactly what I am trying to "buy" in Kenya. Not impossible. Then again, I do find Kenyan pussy quite tight, wet and totally acceptable. I have found one lady who was an eager 3 input acceptor and I know they exist in Mombasa. I aim to find them in Nairobi, Kisumu, and Mombasa. I have been successful in giving the female anal treatment in Ghana, Togo, Malawi, and Kenya, so I am confident I will have many more great experiences like that. These are some of my West Africa anal memories from a chica I met on Afro but who had also been well reviewed by a ISG member, so I knew what I was going to be getting when we eventually hooked up! The photos don't show the rear entry, but trust me when I say I tore that ass up!

[LustyHombre]

I am now going through my list of chicas ahead of my arrival next week to identify those that are okay with 3 hole input. So far, not looking promising![/QUOTE]I know a few in MBA, but none in NBO, and can give you an intro when you get here.

[Jiggydus]

I know a few in MBA, but none in NBO, and can give you an intro when you get here.

I will most certainly appreciate that. I will only be spending a few days in NBO before I hop to Uganda for the Christmas holiday. I am trying to identify 3 holers there as well as in Kisumu and Ghana. Yeah, I will hit all of those locales before I get to spend a lovely 2 or 3 weeks in Mombasa. I will give you a call when I am in Kisumu as Mombasa will be my next stop after that. Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday to all those Christmas Chaps!

[October70]

I would highly recommend highly recommend you venture out of the CBD as well.Can anyone recommend places to monger during late mornings or early afternoons on a weekday? Is the CBD best for that or is it better to get away from the CBD?

[Naked Gunz]

Can anyone recommend places to monger during late mornings or early afternoons on a weekday? Is the CBD best for that or is it better to get away from the CBD?Dude, your a senior member? I would suggest Simmers, but thats a highly subjective question that depends on what your looking for.

And for my trip next month to Nairobi, having just read eight friggin years of Kenya, and compiled 13 pages of hotels, bars, Ho-houses, massage parlors, police shakedowns, prices paid (and extorted) from thousands of reports-I will say you need to RTFF!

How's that for afternoon delight?

[Black Bootylover]

Sometimes, when time is limited and I just want some action I go to "Number 28" in Lavington.

It is a house located in 28 Convent Drive not far from Jeffery Sports club. It is possible to reach on foot from Lavington Green (Lavington Shopping centre) and you can also take a motorcycle from Lavington Green for 50 or 100 KSH. If you prefer, you can take a taxi for 200. I am sure they all know where it is, especially the motorbikes since I have seen them bring the working girls.

The place itself is nice, clean and relaxing. It has a lounge with a bar where you can buy drinks and chat with the girls before the action. From time to time they also arrange bachelor parties. The place is managed by an indian lady who is friendly and relaxed.

Number 28 is open 24/7 and typically have 10. 20 girls. They line up for you when you are ready. I normally go for thin girls, but you have any size and the customers are from all corners of the world including local Kenyans. An hours action costs 2000 KSH, which is 1000 for the girl and 1000 for the room.

The area is very nice, and I some friends of mine stay in a small hotel called Eden Gardens that is located in 26 Convent Drive. It is around 150 meters from number 28. Eden Gardens has a nice swimming pool and large garden. WIFI and breakfast is included and they charged my friends 100 USD for a room. They had no problems in bringing in different guests, so I guess you can call it girl friendly.

Enjoy Nairobi friends, it is truly one of the few remaining paradises when you like pussy like me.Report sampled and confirmed. If there is no stag / bachelor party however, the house charge is 2, 000 and an additional Ksh 2,000 for the action.

[Track Cabbage]

I'm in Nairobi for a few days inbetween Christmas and New year my ex Bi-girlfriend is one of the hottest craziest girls in town we want to team up with another straight guy or guy and bi-girl for some group action my girl wants to get roughly fucked by two guys she loves bondage, anal, throat fucking anything rough! She is 22 with a great body let me know if anybody is interested.

[Mosquito]

You are killing me track Cabbage,

Will be too late in Nairobi (around 10th of January) for this fun. I hope you will make her happy.

Cheers

[Kenyan Scents]

Take back with you a pleasant souvenir of your trip to Kenya. Moist, fresh and sealed panties from Kenyan beauties will help you remember your happy times here. PM for more info.

Kenyan Scents

[Miranda256]

Hi Miranda, can you specify some potential hunting places for non pros in those areas? I know for instance the Westlands shoppig mal but have not been there.

Also here I would be interested in concrete cafes and restaurants in the CBD where smoking is allowed. And generally speaking is it recommandable to go to Nairobi with my friend who is a heavy smoker. Or is there only one place out of hundred where smoking is possible? I even consider going to Addis instead of Nairobi because of the smoking question.For example, there is a large smoking room in Florida / Madhouse 1 floor down from the dancefloor which can be heaving with ladies. Not been to Simmers but as it's almost entirely outdoors I can't imagine smoking is much of an issue, maybe someone else on here can confirm that. K1 in Westlands was no problem at all for smoking (it is a place half indoors / half outdoors) , another bar I went to in the CBD up some stairs off Moi Avenue had a strange (and tiny) smoking booth despite the fact the bar was an open air one on the roof of the building. You can't smoke in any outdoor Java House Cafes but you can in Artcaffe ones & you can in the outdoor areas of some Dorman's Cafes but only after a certain time in the early evening. It's entirely arbitrary it would seem & as you can see so there's no issue for you & your heavily-smoking friend so I wouldn't fret. Just find the places that are happy for smokers by asking them to be honest, they'll soon tell you one way of the other.

Hunting places for non-pros? For a start Westlands, Galleria, Junction, Sarit, you name it, Nairobi is full of Shopping Malls (I think more than any other city in Africa north of South Africa) and they're great bets. I have had some serious eye contact from some very sexy young & middle-aged ladies in some of these places & some gave looks that practically begged them to be asked for their phone number, I kid you not. I've never come across a place where flirtation is quite the norm like it can be in Kenya, it's mind-blowing like that. By the way, these flirty eyes can be from shop workers every bit as much as shoppers. You will see what I mean when you are there.

Just about any bar / club / pub will have at least a few women who are looking for action, I can't remember one I've been into that didn't. Many will be actively looking for liaisons but others may not be but may be open to it depending on how you approach it. Someone on here once said a smile goes a hell of a long way in Kenya. They were most definitely not kidding!

[Naked Gunz]

Feels good to be back in Africa. Went to Madhouse last night. Yeah, I prefer them sweet. All the pros look a little hardcore, but they do look great! Picked up a Kemba chick who refused pics, pissed and moaned about how I wasnt giving her enough, and on and on. Yeah, I shy away from hardcore hoes. The shag was good enough cause I fucked her so hard to punish her. I could only manage to sneak a towel shot. Sorry guys, my clandestine pic taking skills eroded after being in a two year "relationship". Have a non-pro from AfroI that I have been working on the way now. Cheers

[Arthur66]

I have been to Nairobi already twice, by no means an expert here.

In Nairobi, I know Simmers pretty well, and I like it more than Madhouse. So, I hit it yesterday a number of times, as it is both a smoker-friendly place, open air, relatively cheap and prepare decent food almost all day long.

What I also like in Simmers is that I don't really need to do much to get contacts. Just take a drink, sit down facing the action, and within minutes they will start to approach me. Perfect for a lazy bastard like myself.

First contact was a certain Lily, red-dressed and heavily made-up including all possible colors in her hair. She just introduced herself, invited by me to sit down, chatted a bit. Got immediately tuned with the huge amount of bs typical of the place. Oh, you are handsome, baby I can fall in love with you straight away, the whole repertory of inane chatter that is displayed with the regularity of a script by almost all girls there.

She was not my type, but I could do with some afternoon ST fun, so I asked her if she would have liked to come with me for a couple of hours at my hotel. She said yes, which was good, but then pressed to come out with a quote she shoot 6000, which was a deal-killer. I thanked her and wished her good luck. Left after a short while, as the talent available was of poor quality and very limited.

Came back around 8PM, and ordered some dinner. With less than 4 Euro, I have two cokes and a full dish of rise and chicken, music, and lots of folks around. What could I wish more for?

After a while, a plump one sat down at my table, introduced herself and started trying some conversation. I was still dining, and she was not of my liking. After concluding that I was not interested, she still found the guts to ask for a beer, which I refused."Why not?" she asks."Cause I don't want to" I say. Off she goes.

Lily is still around, obviously had no luck (she was supposed to leave around 6PM). She approached only to ask for a cigarette, which I refuse. And off she goes again.

A few minutes later, Maria sits down. Young, well dressed, a bit shy. Asks for a drink, which I provide. Some chat, than I bring the matter to closure, going back to hotel shortly. What about you? Sure, she goes. Quoted 5000, bummer! No way. 3000. She tries 4000, I stick to my guns and play smooth. "you don't have to come with me, there are lots of other guys around (nobody)".3000, last offer, she agrees.

At the hotel, she gave me a sweet BBBJ, and I fuck her with gusto. Tight pussy, no children, nice breast. Hot body in general, technically a bit inexperienced, but her youth compensated. Amazing how much pussy fluids these women make. After round one, we lay in bed and she starts to play with me again. Back in her mouth, fully enjoying the view of her black full lips going up and down on my rod. Ah, life can be so good at times.

I want a round two, but she says her pussy is a bit irritated (I am big down there). And then, to my greatest surprise, she offers an ass fuck! OMG, that I did not see coming. Such a sweet innocent girl taking me in her bum, and on her initiative! Turned her around, and enjoyed that sweet, tight hole for quite a while in doggy. What a view. As long as I know, it is quite uncommon for African girls to take a man in the ass. Depending on their religion and ethnicity, many women find anal sex a weird and odd thing to do, especially the young ones. It happened something similar before (see one of my previous reports on Nairobi) , but this was really a good, deep and long anal session. Most funny of all, she did not want to be licked. In her mind, THAT was a weird and odd thing to do. One thing I learnt in Africa is that sometimes the notion of "normality" is just opposite to the western world, go figure.

She is now completely fucked up, tired and looking for a long sleep. I want more, so I asked to keep sucking me . For as long as I want.

Only now she remembers to re-negotiate. 1000 more. I say yes, and spend another hour or so being spoiled. Quite night together, feeling her warmth and smelling her female scent.

4000 is a bit steep, I know. However, it is approx. 30 Euro for a full night with a young 23-years-old non-pro, including BBBJ as long as I want plus fuck and anal. I had better in the past, but to me it was worth it. She did not give me any shit when leaving (taxi money, lunch money) and did not do anything that made me feel uncomfortable. For what I am concerned, it is a night I won't forget.

More to come, tonite back to Simmers. Let's see what happens.

Should any senior member wish to, I would be happy to meet.

Kind regards.

Arthur

[SceticoBlu]

Thanks Miranda for your detailed information.

I booked Nairobi for 10 days in February. Its my second trip there. That a lot of girls in Nairobi are ready to flirt I can mainly confirm though I would not describe Nairobi as easy a hunting region as Mombasa.

Did you also visit the University grounds for hunting matters?

[Tradewinds]

Hi folks,

Has anybody met up with Josephine within the last twelve months? Love to meet her again, I've lost her phone number, if you have her contact number please PM.

Cheers, Trade.

[Arthur66]

After the first experience with Maria, I went back to Simmers. By now they know me by name, staff has an eye for returning customers.

Again around 8 PM, sat down and ordered chicken and coke, with very few people around. Despite this, or maybe due to this, within less than three minutes I got three girls sitting at my table. Maria, obviously keen to a repeat, a certain Alisha and Cheri.

Maria can't still call me by name and keeps calling me my friend, which is not true to start with and annoys me. Alisha is a skinny very dark and not young lady, who I suspect is either on drugs or mentally ill somehow. Cheri is a quiet girl, not rocking as appearance but nice enough to strike a conversation with.

The regular requests for drinks and cigarettes start to flow from all directions. And the regular no-no start to fly back to them. Local girls are somehow convinced that all muzungus are both very rich and even more stupid. And sometimes I wonder if they are not all that wrong.

I am not interested in Maria anymore. Despite the special skills she displayed, I an not going for a repeat. Alisha is a pure liability, and she leaves shortly after Maria. That leaves me and Cheri. I start the interview process. She speaks a reasonable English, and reports she is an accountancy student (just like Maria, isn't it interesting) and that she comes to Simmers only a few days a month just for fun (sure baby!)

The interview proceeds well. She is a bit on the chubby side, definitely not a top model, and wears fashionable extension hair. A shame really. She does sip her drink quietly and is able to sustain a bit of intelligent conversation. Which is a bonus on my books. I tell her to sit at my side, and invite me to massage my assets under the table while chatting. I was curious to see if she has some guts or if she was "shy" as Maria. She know her ways. Other 10 points. I am still keeping her at arms length in terms of hiring, since we did not discuss the financial aspect yet. After a while, I start on the subject and offer 2K. She tries to rebate on 3 for LT, but I stick to my guns. She eventually agrees (I am still the only available muzungu around, perfect). Last test, a kiss. She was saying she is a gifted cock-sucker, let's see how she uses her tongue. Test passed with flying colours, time to go.

At my place, things go even better. She is obedient and starts sucking me on the couch, still half dressed. On the bed in 69, she cums gushing. She moves like every female should when taken in mish, and takes me deep and hard when doggy. We fuck for a good hour non-stop, and I eventually come in her mouth. I lick her again, and she comes screaming.

Session two goes even better, Cheri deserves a repeat. Smart girl, intelligent and nice. She receives 2K in the morning without objections, and we leave each other with a half plan to repeat the day after.

On Simmers, I find the scene changed slightly. The overall quality went down a bit, and I did not see any real freebies around. All girls I met are semi-pro, with a clear script in mind. Prices are up, at least those requested at first contact. Possible to negotiate down, but not all girls would go for 2K.

At Simmers, it is absolutely paramount to come out with a good story and bluff a lot. As a muzungu, I am bound to be considered a silly idiot with lots of money and no clue about pricing. If you declare yourself as US-like or European, be prepared to meet some tough negotiation. And if it becomes clear you are there first time for a few days, you are done. They will pull money from your pockets more efficiently than a vacuum-cleaner.

Also, if you are a muzungu, don't start a conversation with a girl. That will put you immediately in a very weak negotiating position and it is not needed. Unless the place is packed with whites, just order a drink and relax. Within one hour, all girls looking for a foreigner (not all girls are) will introduce themselves. Don't offer drinks and forget about being a gallant gentleman, in Africa that is seen as a weakness and will cause you a lot of headaches. I know it is not easy, but your best bet is to imagine yourself as a kind of white king, who might allow any of the girls to join you for the night for a small fee. Tip the staff regularly, as they provide an excellent source of information. Smile to people, but remember you are in control.

Another essential advice, never to forget. Do not believe a word of anything the girls say. Sad stories, study, occupation, anything they tell you is most probably a total fabrication. After having interviewed a few of them, I realised there is a common script they all follow. For instance, they are all accountancy students. Looking for muzungus every single evening of the week. Their common dream is to marry one. Does not matter which one, as long as he fix her life.

I present myself as Polish (they don't know where Poland is) , unemployed and rather broke, coming to Kenya by ten years and staying in Nairobi by six months, looking for a job. In other words, a muzungu who knows everything of the place, the girls, the prices and the rest, sending a clear message as "forget it baby, I know the drill and you won't cheat me". BTW, saying that you are living in Nairobi helps also to fend off a plethora of elder men who try to strike a conversation on the street, following you everywhere and eventually asking for money. Be prepared to see 4-6 years old children able to beg in English, and do not give them anything. The only reason they are on the streets at 11PM is that sometimes they bring money back home, so just stop motivating the parents to do so.

Concerning hygiene, girls got the message that sex is only with condom (BJ excluded). Last time I was here, the question if I was having condoms at my place was hardly ever asked, and unprotected sex was a distinct possibility with practically every girl. Don't be tempted. In normal circumstances it is not easy to get HIV, but a number of other very annoying diseases (some serious) are easier to catch than you might think.

The city is safe, at least for the moment. Used a matatu yesterday to go to visit a shopping mall (quite depressing, full of fat expat wives and US tourists feeding on KFC rubbish). I got a few strange looks, but I never felt threatened in any way. The place is chaotic but in a positive way. Very few whites on the streets, and the few I have seen where occasional visitors to the mongering scene, over-aged and dressed in such a way that everybody, including myself, would have guessed they are tourists.

Interestingly, I saw a few white women at Simmers. I wonder what they are doing there, maybe looking for a local stud to complete their African experience.

Prices are 200 for a beer. 70 for a coke. With less than 400 you get a full meal. Taxis are still mad about prices. For a 5 minutes ride to the Hilton they ask 400. Remember they do not have a taximeter on board. As always in Africa, if you want to bu anything you must agree on a fare beforehand. Never forget this. And, since the competition is ferocious, just refuse and move on to the next if you don't get the right numbers. When I was trying to find a cab to go to the mall, one of the guys shot 1500 for a 25 minutes drive. While you can get a matatu for 50.

When in the CBD, walking at night is safe if you are watching your steps. There is a lot of security in the streets, private guards normally sleeping late at night but able to assist should something happen. ATMs are available. At Simmers, keep an eye on your drink. Some of the girls could try to spike it.

Having a lot of fun here. As planned.

Arthur

[Arthur66]

while during weekdays simmers is imho quite enjoyable, during weekends it becomes quite complicated. a large number of girls are available, but many of them tend to misbehave in many ways.

for one, they drink far too much. as the evening proceeded yesterday, a number of them reduced themselves to a ridiculous state of alcohol induced alteration, with a few of them simply falling on the ground, unable to walk anymore. some start yelling and become aggressive, some others got in a state of depression, simply sitting down at a table unable to speak anymore, staring.

secondly, prices sky-rocket to 3-4k. with the bar packed with potential customers, mostly locals and with money to spend, negotiations become difficult.

thirdly, a number of sharks frequent the place during weekends. hard core pro's whose smile looks more the one of a wolf than one of a nice company for the night.

in short, yesterday i came back to my place empty handed. however, i collected some interesting insight from one of the most senior pro's available yesterday, whose name i did not get. she is a 39 why / o rather large lady, who told me that girls not succeeding to find a feasible company during the evening face a serious issue. apparently, women alone are not allowed to walk on the streets at night, say as from 10 pm, and if they get caught by the police they are detained for the night at a police station.

their only chance is to get a cab (200-400 for them) and ride to one of the local bars downtown to crash on a table for the night, with far less money than what they started with. according to my calculations, a girl arriving at 6 pm at simmers could spend a total of 1500 shillings between drinks and transportation. which should make life easier for a seeker.

however, a totally drunk girl in bed for the night, hungry for money beyond repair, is not what i would describe a good mix. the more they get drunk, the more they become a liability on my books, able to perform desperate actions like trying to steal from you or making a big scene in the morning (i saw it happening). if you are drunk as well, the sky is the limit concerning troubles waiting to happen.

another thing happened yesterday. the aforementioned lady presented me with a real beauty. white dressed, stunning body, lovely face. and without i'd! all she got was a piece of paper, handwritten, vaguely resembling an official receipt but without picture and an unreadable birth date. the story was that she lost her documents and that she has requested a new i'd at the town hall, receiving the piece of paper as receipt of her request.

when i faced that situation, all my alarm bells went off. the way i see it is that she was ****d, possibly pimped by the lady, and that if i would have accepted a lift from her to my place i could end up with an accusation for ****philia in a kenyan court, or blackmailed in some way. all members must be aware of this possibility. without a valid i'd, with a picture and a birth date that proves the lady is 18+ you could simply end up in jail and become registered as a [CodeWord126] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126). another good reason why, when mongering, you must absolutely keep your guard up and refrain from drinking too much. the amount of troubles an error like that could cause is beyond belief.

maybe i am over cautious and too selective, but i am under the impression that while the amount of ladies available is very high, the chance to find a nice and reliable company for the night is relatively small, especially at weekends.

kenya is a great place, nairobi is a lot of fun, but you must remain sharp at all times. and remember that whatever you hear is most probably a total fabrication.

arthur

[Member #4349]

Re the police rounding up the ho's after 10pm. Its true, and has been happening for several years. See older posts.

The ho's would be standing outside simmers, the police van would come round, the ho's would run into Simmers. When I was walking from bar to bar one of the ho's asked to accompany me, just so that she wouldn't get tossed in the van.


I stayed at Chester House, which was OK, but overpriced, had 1970's fixtures and fittings, including the shiniest most dangerous parquet floor and rugs I've even seen.

Chester House is on Koinange Street, apparently one of the biggest street walker centres. However on the Saturday night I was there the police were doing numerous unfoturnately effective rounds locking up unaccompanied women, and street walkers were non existant. Didn't seem to be a street walker environment, not the centre at least.

I was only there one night so maybe I was unlucky.

It won't take long to pull one out of Simmers, or the Florida Nightclub both close to Koinange street.

[Jamie69]

After the first experience with Maria, I went back to Simmers. By now they know me by name, staff has an eye for returning customers.

Again around 8 PM, sat down and ordered chicken and coke, with very few people around..Thanks for the reports. Brings back lots of good memories. Have been 4 times but of to Uganda next week as get a bit sick of being recognised in Nairobi.

[Pete Benetar]

However, a totally drunk girl in bed for the night, hungry for money beyond repair, is not what I would describe a good mix. The more they get drunk, the more they become a liability on my books, able to perform desperate actions like trying to steal from you or making a big scene in the morning (I saw it happening). If you are drunk as well, the sky is the limit concerning troubles waiting to happen.

ArthurGood report Arthur, nicely done. I'm a little biased as my perspective on drinking is similar.

[Member #4178]

Don't offer drinks and forget about being a gallant gentleman, in Africa that is seen as a weakness and will cause you a lot of headaches. I know it is not easy, but your best bet is to imagine yourself as a kind of white king, who might allow any of the girls to join you for the night for a small fee.

ArthurYou got it correct.

The key is to differentiate yourself, although simmers is not the place for that. In general, with conversation or even negotiation (for a pro) , you learn what the other side really wants.

[Clint5]

Hi Arthur,

Am Clint a kenyan and living in Nairobi. I have been reading your reports and you are really enjoying Kenya. Time to time I do visit simmers and I do like the ladies. Am a straight guy and I like sex fun a lot. I like group sex with clean people. If you are available you can join me and some girls we enjoy some group sex. 3some. 4some or the one you like. You can leave me your contacts or email so that I can get in touch with you.

Enjoy your stay in Kenya.

[Arthur66]

nothing to do, the more i accumulate experiences, the more i am convinced that mature ladies beat the younger ones hands down.

yesterday night i was back at my favorite hunting grounds, looking for company. the scene was similar to the day before, although simmers was less packed than thursday. i wonder why.

looking, looking, quiet and easy. i seat at a table with two girls, who end up paying little if any attention to me. maybe i developed a hulk-like green face? strange and highly suspicious. stood up again, spoken to a very small lady in green, whose body was not bad but whose face would have made soft the statue of liberty. no go.

eventually, spotted pauline. standing alone, dressed in a chinese-like dress which in its simplicity put in evidence her feminine features. started to chat with her, we found a table and we can finally see if we like each other.

a bit shy, not young (for african standards) , no plastic in the hair, no makeup, a warm, quiet voice. i like her, in fact she gives me the hot. a true and pure african woman, not trying to be anything else than that. must be my lucky day.

i was prepared to some negotiations, but she says yes to 2k without a thought. lt!

no i'd, lost the day before she says. darn, not again! she is not ****d, but how do i get her through security? we leave, hoping for the best. security is nowhere to be seen (lazy bastards) , but it suits me well. in the room, it is party. she is 29, hot, experienced, and horny. very horny. i am the first muzungu she says. maybe, but who cares? she blows me within 5 minutes from arrival. 69 in bed and she comes twice in a row, mish, doggy, cim to finish. we try to sleep, but it does not work. i finger her gently, and she starts moaning again, other bbbj, i take her again, second splash.

i lick her again, third cum for her. we are both wasted. i fall asleep with her long, crispy hair caressing my chest. repeat in the morning.

my collection of condoms is depleting rapidly. and i will need tons of eggs to replenish my assets. i will see her again also because, as a proof she is not a pro, she forgets her keys (would have probably forgot her gsm as well if i did not remember her to take it).

mature ladies are the future, i keep saying that to myself and to everybody. young stunners are very nice to see, but if they don't have the pelvic trust needed to have sex as a real female, what is beauty good for? this lady is simply female and simply horny, she has a son but her inner muscles can crack a nut if she wants to. she likes to fuck. she is quiet and obedient. she is sweet and intelligent. sorry for the young super tight spinners of this world, but they simply can't compete.

i also found some vitamin c equivalent at the local pharmacy. will try it tonite. 4 pills for 600. if they work as the original product, i will buy a kilo of it. with a woman like that, i will need some.

now i have cheri (maybe tonite) and pauline. both excellent providers. both at simmers. i would not mind at all going back to the hotel with one of the barbecue girls, but i am afraid she is not a catch.

oh, why is life so cruel?

arthur

[Arthur66]

yesterday went out for drinks with a couple of friends at one of the bars around the hilton.

posh sphere on the second floor, waitresses in uniform, still affordable prices but quite artificial altogether. i saw places like that all around the world, still prefer simmers.

girls are a class apart though. a local guy comes in with two absolute stunners, one of which sports a pair of 2 meters long legs and an ass out of this world. she does not look very happy though, and my guess is that ass would not come out of the mini-skirt she wears for less than 10k. not my type, but nice to look at.

we move to simmers. as soon as alone, i start looking for sheri who, in the best of women tradition, is nowhere to be seen. either she is already shagging somebody else or she is at black diamond, and i do not intend to get there. simmers is my hunting ground, i know a lot of people there, it is at walking distance from my place, and it is cheap and fun.

chat with a couple of girls. the somalian spinner i saw a few days ago is drunk beyond repair and quite unhappy. she asks for drink, i refuse, she sends me to hell. ok baby, suit yourself. a couple of girls keep chasing me. one is looking nice, sweet face. but i am wary of girls working together, it is rarely a good sign. i keep walking and i see a long-legged, micro-skirt, blonded stunner. 1.80 at least and on heels. wow, what is such a beauty doing at simmers? i investigate. she is a hard pro, can see from the eyes. her smile is corrupted by a badly broken tooth. nice tits, dressed to kill, but definitely a pro. i mention "en passant" my standard fee. 2k. she squares me for what i am, a cheap bastard who knows too much. no deal. i keep wandering around, and i see the somalian again, holding a bottle in each hand, unable to manage her heels and gravity together. her speech is severely unpaired, she waffle about going to madhouse and keep partying there. i don't think they will let her in, but good luck.

it is past midnight and i still don't have a shooting solution for the night. it is too late to call pauline, cheri is not there, let's see what on of the girls chasing me want. i am a bit tipsy, the tusker malt is small but hits hard. i start to negotiate with sweet face. 2000 lt. given the time of the day she should jump on the offer, but she hesitates. i am starting to be tired of her, decide baby. she says yes, but she wants also taxi money. i tell her blunt faced the deal is off. next time she will be a bit wiser. i guess she spent the night with her ugly girlfriend in some god forsaken dump downtown.

the vitamin c i took kicks in. i don't intend to go back empty handed. keep wandering, and i see her. small, tight, young, a body to die for. why is she still around? she approaches, she hugs me, she knows it is either me or the dump. i shoot hard terms. 2k, no bs, no extra or i kick you out of my room real time. she looks at me, i am taller than her, she nods.

it is a 5 minutes deal, i don't know anything of her, take a chance. we have a common problem, i hope we will get a common solution. back to the hotel, i find myself with a wild cat. she blows me, she fucks like it was last day before armageddon, she rides like an amazon. she does not mind a condom, but i insist. we keep playing for two hours straight, she cums easily when licked, she takes my big enhanced dick like a 40 why / o expert. i start to touch the third hole, she let me do, i take the lube and i start my anal lesson 1. basics. the last session of the night sees my cock half way in her virgin ass. boys, she is tight down there.

morning sees a repeat, with me fucking her as hard as i can fuck before coffee. with another anal 1 basic lesson, my middle finger disappears inside her tight asshole. she blows me to finish, swallowing everything i still got. i take a few pictures, but she asks me to keep them for myself, sorry guys, i have a word only and i won't post them.

she takes the 2k with a smile and she leaves. it is 8. 30 am and i am already tired. i got her number. i will call her back.

one thing i noticed is that local girls not used to muzungus appreciate immensely a tongue massaging their clit. they all cum within 5 minutes and ask for more. i think locals don't do that or don't do that right. i know sheri and pauline would take my 2k simply because they know that, as an added value to the deal, they would enjoy themselves with me. and i really like hearing their moans of pleasure, feeding on their black, meaty pussies while massaging their anus. a new experience for most of them.

my bedroom smells of sex. my bed is a battlefield. the vitamin c is still alive and kicking. time to give pauline a call. arthur out.

[Tradewinds]

i enjoyed reading your report, you are spot on regarding the drunkenness, bad behaviour at simmers and also warning about paper i'd. a friend picked a girl from simmers with paper i'd and took her his hotel and in the small hours of the morning the police came to his hotel room and arrested him charged with having sex with an **** girl, apparently the hotel informed the police. he was released after a day of expensive negotiation.

cheers, trade.


while during weekdays simmers is imho quite enjoyable, during weekends it becomes quite complicated. a large number of girls are available, but many of them tend to misbehave in many ways.

for one, they drink far too much. as the evening proceeded yesterday, a number of them reduced themselves to a ridiculous state of alcohol induced alteration, with a few of them simply falling on the ground, unable to walk anymore. some start yelling and become aggressive, some others got in a state of depression, simply sitting down at a table unable to speak anymore, staring.

secondly, prices sky-rocket to 3-4k. with the bar packed with potential customers, mostly locals and with money to spend, negotiations become difficult.

thirdly, a number of sharks frequent the place during weekends. hard core pro's whose smile looks more the one of a wolf than one of a nice company for the night.

in short, yesterday i came back to my place empty handed. however, i collected some interesting insight from one of the most senior pro's available yesterday, whose name i did not get. she is a 39 why / o rather large lady, who told me that girls not succeeding to find a feasible company during the evening face a serious issue. apparently, women alone are not allowed to walk on the streets at night, say as from 10 pm, and if they get caught by the police they are detained for the night at a police station.

their only chance is to get a cab (200-400 for them) and ride to one of the local bars downtown to crash on a table for the night, with far less money than what they started with. according to my calculations, a girl arriving at 6 pm at simmers could spend a total of 1500 shillings between drinks and transportation. which should make life easier for a seeker.

however, a totally drunk girl in bed for the night, hungry for money beyond repair, is not what i would describe a good mix. the more they get drunk, the more they become a liability on my books, able to perform desperate actions like trying to steal from you or making a big scene in the morning (i saw it happening). if you are drunk as well, the sky is the limit concerning troubles waiting to happen.

another thing happened yesterday. the aforementioned lady presented me with a real beauty. white dressed, stunning body, lovely face. and without i'd! all she got was a piece of paper, handwritten, vaguely resembling an official receipt but without picture and an unreadable birth date. the story was that she lost her documents and that she has requested a new i'd at the town hall, receiving the piece of paper as receipt of her request.

when i faced that situation, all my alarm bells went off. the way i see it is that she was ****d, possibly pimped by the lady, and that if i would have accepted a lift from her to my place i could end up with an accusation for ****philia in a kenyan court, or blackmailed in some way. all members must be aware of this possibility. without a valid i'd, with a picture and a birth date that proves the lady is 18+ you could simply end up in jail and become registered as a [CodeWord126] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126). another good reason why, when mongering, you must absolutely keep your guard up and refrain from drinking too much. the amount of troubles an error like that could cause is beyond belief.

maybe i am over cautious and too selective, but i am under the impression that while the amount of ladies available is very high, the chance to find a nice and reliable company for the night is relatively small, especially at weekends.

kenya is a great place, nairobi is a lot of fun, but you must remain sharp at all times. and remember that whatever you hear is most probably a total fabrication.

arthur

[Arthur66]

Ok, you remember my previous post about mature ladies?

Still true in general, but then you have girls like Tabby. Friday night my options got limited in a number of ways, my regulars were not available (shagging somebody else) , and I arrived at 1:30 with a mix of vitamin C and horny like a chimp.

I tried a few unsuccessful attempts. One girl has been chasing me all evening together with her girlfriend, and then pissed me off late at night when I came out with the financials. Another one, a very long-legged and micro-skirt pro, looked at me in disbelief when I offered 2 and did not even want to get into further negotiations. She felt she was worth a lot more. Then I finally got Tabby. A 40 kg. Spinner, young (but with I'd) , tight, crazy like a horse but not drunk.

The interview was really short, but she accepted my standard offer and I got pleasantly surprised. The energy of a 22 why / o girl coupled with some of the perkiest tits I have seen, and open to experimentation. The early hour of he morning saw my dick half-buried in her super tight ass, helped by massive amount of lube. Despite the discomfort, the girl was pushing to get it all in! Long life African women, even at such young age they know how to go the extra mile in bed.

I wrote a previous report on this, but alas it got lost in cyberspace.

I got consistent reports about the lack of fantasy of local guys here, particularly concerning DATY. Locals simply don't do it, and my girls all complain about it, especially after having their pussies licked for hours by the truly yours and cumming as never before in their life.

I spent the last night with Pauline again, she came 5 times in DATY and 2 in doggy. She is obviously not used to this, and the funniest thing is that they call this way of lovemaking "romantic". Never thought about pussy licking as a form of romance, but I can see their point. Also Tabby was surprised to find somebody who cares about her enjoyment.

The local vitamin C works great and it is inexpensive. If you select carefully, you can have loads of sex with just 2-3K, an absolute bargain. I use Femiplan condoms, you can fin everywhere in box of 6. Cost 100 a box. A fraction of the Durex stuff, and they are as good.

BTW, yesterday I also met the best girlfriend of Pauline, a smaller but maybe more handsome girl. Pauline was interested in exposing her to the muzungu world of sex, so I offered a trio. She accepted initially, but then she backed off. Too little money she said, but I think there are other reasons for that. Maybe she is a bit jealous of Pauline having scored a muzungu instead of her, or maybe she was not feeling comfortable with the idea of somebody spending half of his time together licking her and fucking her no-stop. It must be hard to go from the 5-10 minutes humping with a local to the western way. I am tempted to insist though. Deep inside me there is the soul of a teacher for some reason. And, I need to go with Tabby to Anal Fundamental lesson 2. Gentle pumping. As her backdoor is now open, I should harvest the results of my efforts. Pauline is not interested in this practice.

Partial count to today. 4 girls (Maria, Cheri, Tabby and Pauline).75% success rate worth a repeat (Maria excluded). Pauline is getting closer and closer, but I don't want she gets ideas. She was already left behind by her local husband and with a child. I don't intend to break her hart again. I will have to repeat my initial message. No strings attached, let's have fun, you pay your bills, and I stay warm at night.

Another thing I noticed is that there is a kind of tacit pact between ladies to keep prices to an acceptable level. I reckon the "recommended" LT price for locals is between 3-5 and for muzungus starts at 4K. Negotiations below those figures must be held quiet, or the girl can be embarrassed with her friends and considered "cheap". Another good reason why it is advisable to avoid girls hunting in groups or couples.

However, all the fuss about keeping prices at the 2K mark maximum is misplaced and unrealistic. Prices change between girls, between days of the week, between hours of the day, between customers and between places. To expect scoring a top model pro at Madhouse around 8 PM on Saturday night for 2K is a far shot. When I will be hunting tonite, Monday, I know there will be some girls available for less than 2K from 11 PM onward. And that is another reason why I simply love Simmers. Not only because it is cheap, but because many of the girls there are non. Pro. Neither Pauline, nor her friend, nor Tabby ever had a muzungu between their tights before, and it shows.

Skills are good to excellent across the board. African girls are horny by nature, they know how to please a man by talent, and with the exclusion of the youngest ones and the Maria of this world, they are all good fun to be with. They like to be tenderly kissed, fucked long and sweet (local guys cum fast) , caressed, cuddled. In summary, if there is something like a gf experience, for girls here there is for sure a bf experience. With the right guy.

Arthur out

[CharlyW]

I logged on here to see if there was any useful info about the Kenyan scene as I am travelling there in February, your posts are clear and to the point, thank you.

Charly

[Arthur66]

I am getting a lot of unexpected responses to my posts. Thank you all, most appreciated. I think this is all what ISG is about, sharing stories and helping others to find their way to a warm, wet and horny woman.

Yesterday I went back to Simmers for dinner. Shaila, the very dark and slightly disturbed lady who keeps chasing me, comes for the regular complaint about not being chosen and the fact I do not offer her nothing.

Another regular catches me at the entrance, with deep bed-eyes. I guess if I would ask her to blow me in the toilets at Simmers as a good-will demonstration she would do it. But she is a hard-on pro, and I do not feel interested.

I was hungry, ordered roasted chicken and fried vegetables, delicious. I keep making jokes with the waitresses, shaking hands with the waiters, chatting and having fun. It is great to have my own turf, feels like home. The guards at the entry don't bother anymore to check me, and as soon as I arrive I get either a coffee or a coke, they know already what I want.

Regulars wave at me every day, the voice is out. The muzungu is a cheap bastard, but he is nice, treats their women well, and has a nice place to stay.

I was not in the mood for a woman, my balls have declared a general strike. I am having so much sex that I felt spent. But there comes Sheri. It is clear she is in for some fun, she wants her pussy licked up to the cervix, and she makes no mystery of it. OK, sleeping alone is not my strongest point. 2K LT, let's go.

Nice girls, a bit chubby, smokes too much but is a nice company. I take her several times during the night and evening. I love when I can just tell a woman to suck me and she just does it, and it is great to tell her to bend over and get my dick in her without discussions. I love African girls.

Both her and Pauline are putting forward clear propositions about going steady. I must be careful in keeping the relationship but not giving them ideas. On my books, it is not fair to promise anything to a woman who, after all, is only looking for a husband who fixes her life.

The more I speak with them, the more I discover a world of assumptions and legends regarding muzungus. Despite all the education they received, marry one and having a child with a white man is still seen as a bonus. Pauline would gladly remain pregnant with me even knowing I am not going to stay. It sounds crazy to western ears, but here it is nothing strange. Having children is a priority in life above many other things, and the African typical lack of long-term planning is evident.

Yesterday I went to look for Pauline shop in Kayole, Eastlands. Kayole is the other face of Nairobi, poor, shabby, almost a slum, but safe. If I was into it, I would just go there fishing for women. It would be so incredibly easy. On my way back from there, the matatu stopped for a few minutes to get new people in. I was sitting in the front, and there were three girls on the street chatting. I give them a big smile from the window. One of them stops the bus already driving, jumps in, sits at my side and asks for my phone number! Wow, I feel like the king of Persia here.

Anyway, I can't find Pauline shop, and her GSM is turned off. It is possible there is nothing like a Pauline shop in Kayole, another piece of bs, but I do not care. My istinct for adventure has taken over, walking off the beaten track in stinking mud and open air sewage. I got a number of curious looks from residents, I think they never saw a muzungu walking about down there and alone.

I have still not faced any situation where I felt in danger. Walking in that incredible mess that is central station, where the busses are, is more of a question of no accepting help from anybody and looking like one knows perfectly well where to go. Years of experience in developing countries are paying off. Never stop walking, never run, dressed down, nothing on me apart from some money, no credit card, nothing that you don't want to have stolen. No watch, it does not make sense to know what time it is.

The weather is not great today, but I am in the mood for some further exploration. I am starting to understand Nairobi more than what I thought. Taking the matatu is a great lesson in African society, you see girls taking the bus, all dressed up to go to the office, just coming out of some old, run-down house somewhere. People starting from nothing, working towards a better future, with a persistence that is unknown in the developed world.

Assuming tonite I will have something in my sack, I will try something new. I would not mind having a go with some local ladies on a freebe level. But however it goes, something tells me I won't sleep alone anyway. Tuesday is a slow day at Simmers, I know it, they know it. Let's rock!

Arthur out

[Naked Gunz]

Hello all and Happy New Year. In NBO now and loving it. I'd like to pass on my info. (more of a logistical post for first timers). This is my second time after 6 years, so I'm a newbie. I'll just use bullet format:

Arrived the 3rd.

* HOTELS: For two days I lived at Natural Oak Apts. Turbo Dr. Off Lanana in the Embassy district. Good area, walking distance to YaYa Mall. Had the studio, great hot water, internet great first two days then it became sporadic (died on ocassion). Great spot if you drive, cook and want no prying eyes. Staff is stupid, they took days to answer all simple emails from me. Mongers need simple shit around us VERY close, like laundry, store, fast food. You won't get this here. I had to give a cleaning girl $ to wash my clothes at her place.

Moved to Chester House, Kionage St. CBD. MUCH better! Great screaming fast internet. Decent food, great view of the city, decent room. You have to turn on the water heater. I took two days of cold showers. It's right there next to the Simmers and Madhouse. And the hotel has its own bar on the 2nd floor. You will also have Tuskys supermarket across the street for groceries (kinda sucked) , a liquour store on Morktor Daddah street, dry cleaners, ect, all right there. Hotel laundry is expensive. Washed 5 pieces for 12 bucks. Too much $. But I would do Chouse again. Had a girl from Simmers with no I'd. Guards took a couple hundred to let her in late after any eyes around.

* Communications: Sim Cards- Safaricom SIM cards need to be registered, otherwise they will shut you down. I got a cutoff text from Safaricom two days later. I registered at Nakumatt Juction Mall. I found later a Safaricom place right on Kenyatta Ave by the hotel where I could have registered it. The phone is your lifeline for comms and arrangements for repeat performance from a preferred girl.

*Transportation: Traffic is terrible in this city. If your waiting for a date to come to you, hope your patient. And they will always make it sound they are closer than they actually are,"Ten min away from you", is really an hour. Only use taxis with a yellow line on the door (Mats also). They are the official taxis. I got gouged about three hundred shillings more than the average. Kenyan, as I watched them bargain and kept my mouth shut. After seeing them deal with the traffic, kinda deserved. Bus station is accross from the Hilton hotel where I think you can reach most places in the city for 50 shillings. If you are adventourous this site has Bus / Matatu maps for anywhere:

http://www.jambonairobi.co.ke/tag/nairobi-matatu-routes/

*Websites. AfroINTRO- What a letdown. Of 6 I met from the site. 2 had fake pics. 3 tryin to play me with a no phuck rule, and 1 I had to wait till next day to shag. What is that 16% Their pics look better than they do in person. Only two of the six looked really good live, but they won't phuck! And had suck personality. Are you kidding me! I had much more fun with hookers. Those no phucks were not trying to scam me, and one of them actually showed me around and stuff. I think they are going for the long term BF homerun and trying to not look easy. But who cares. Just use them for information.

-Craigslist- Saw one with some great pics on the site and called her to the room. She also had fake pics, but actually not bad body and was kinda cool chick- even told ME to record this with something! Smelled a little but after a few days being here I got used to it and don't mind.

-Tagged- Here is where I met my superstar! Real pic. We met for drinks and once she started feeling comfortable, started telling me she lives alone and likes being naked in her house and she is Bi. Sexy body and great personality. She just started getting real comfortable and turned on. Grabbed a bite to eat, went to the room ans she started taking shit off to prove her point. Talkative during the shag and really feminine and sexy. Great service.

*Bars- This town partys, good bars everywhere, so I'll just mention a few.

Pickups in bars: Most Kenyans guys are married and keep the wives at home and take out the GF. When they take them out, the women look kinda bored, so don't assume it is a chick alone, she may be with someone. A few times I saw the bf even leave their gf alone in the same room. Kenyans treat the women pretty much like crap. I was thanked by hardcore Madhouse pros many time after giving them a good shag. Best to pick up on the dynamics of the place before approaching anyone.

-Madhouse. Was fun, prevailing advice is watch to watch your drink. I'm told these are a mix of pro, college students and women there for fun but may take and opportunity to make some money. Most of them look really sexy. I never saw a 9, 10 in Kenya. Music not hip-hop only, but mixed. Madhouse is an instituion not to be missed.

-Simmers-I learned this is a Congo / Nigerian bar. Best hunting in evening. No Naoimi Campbell look-alikes, esp during the day, but you can get some here with nice bodies. Food on the grill, a few TV's. I had 1 drunk chick follow me around the place, started stroking my back, I had to get a younger chick to get rid of her. The young one was 18, no I'd. I took her back to the room, but thought it better to shag her once and get rid of her cause she could have lied of her age. Gave the security a couple hundred shilling ea to let her in.

Havana-Execellent! Good place for your regular chick-only 10 min drive from CBD. Food, live music. Gypsys and Bachus right there also.

-Strip clubs-Checked out a couple. Lidos is the best. Near River Road. About 10 girls working the poles-3/10 really hot, but it is dark. Don't worry about tipping, everybodys broke. Was told a session in the back goes for 12k, but I'm sure negotiable. Even better is to just get the number. I got a 4k quote for my room.

*Security. Daytime-no problems anywhere. I only had to tell one guy to get out of my face in two weeks there. At night in CBD, yes there are security everywhere but half of them are asleep. And will a Kenyan risk himself to help you? Even in the USA, security is only trained to be a good witness. Just go with your gut feeling about anywhere, and don't bling-bling.

Kenyans are some of the nicest people I have met. I actually walked through a construction zone and fucked up my sneakers with mud. This guy called me over and cleaned off my shoe like I was JESUS, I could not believe it. Of course I tipped him.

In Nairobi for direct mongering I would just devote my time to Simmers / Madhouse until you get a feel for which non-pros are willing and what clubs and bars you like and will have good success in the outlying areas because of the bf factor. Good luck.

NG

[Arthur66]

my plan for yesterday evening was to take it easy. i always work with a plan in mind and my balls were still in recovery mode.

a few known faces came to my table. eunice, a 30+ lady with the chat of an evangelist and the body of a 30+ african woman got me and told me half of her life in 30 minutes. she was the one who introduced me the potentially under-aged girl a few reports back. she is a bit on the large side, but has a massive rack (for african standards) , she is broke, and she looks like one of those mature women who i like so much. we talk about many things, including sex. she starts sending clear messages she needs to get fucked as a matter of priority, nobody took her in the last two weeks. my secondary processing unit (dick) starts clicking. i keep myself very cool, then i offer out of the blue a "if you like, we could spend the night together, just for fun". usual terms and conditions apply, i think by now everyone knows my offer. i would not be surprised if my nickname has become mr. 2k.

she looks at me in disbelief. i already turned her down before, mentioning the fact she is a bit too large for me, but that was partially a lie. one of my favorite providers elsewhere is a bbw, i enjoy navigating on a sea of warm, soft tits and ass. anyway, she tells me that she needs to take care of some children back home and that she can't do lt tonite. bummer! we agree that we will see in coming days how to deal with that. she will inform me of her lt availability.

i wander around. a few girls grab me by the shirt, trying to start a conversation. it feels so good to be chased, instead of having to actively hunt for pussy like back home and in the western world.

miss long legs is still around, i wave at her, and keep wandering. after a few minutes, she just stands in front of me, a good 10 cm taller than what i am, looking at me with out most severe and highly bed-like eyes. her mental waves were screaming "take me, take me, oh please baby take me now". she has the body of a model, dressed to kill, definitely pro. i did not see that coming. i look at her back, and i ask her blunt-face if she would accept my terms and conditions. she says yes. no bs tonite and tomorrow, no extra money, lt, full services? she says yes.

my secondary processing unit is really clicking now. i say ok, take her by the hand and walk towards my hotel. we arrive there, only to discover she has no i'd. wtf! how is it possible a pro like that does not have an i'd? she tells me she gave it to somebody else for st. and that she should be back to simmers in 2 minutes. right. 2 kenyan minutes can be two days and never. the secondary processing unit, highly disappointed, cease clicking and informs me that for what fun is concerned, we see tomorrow. i walk her back to simmers. the big lady before comes back. she changed her mind, she is now available for lt, she will ask a friend of hers to take care of the children. i say no, no deal. it is just not the right evening. and she looks a bit too desperate.

it is one of those evenings were nothing works as planned. i wanted to take it easy, and i find myself with the hots for two different women, i want to have them but for various reasons it doesn't work out. ok, let's have another beer. it will kill my spu, but won't make me drunk and the night is going to be a lonely one anyway. i make an exception and i offer the super model one too.

i discover other two interesting things. first of all, girls give each other ids on a regular basis. the process to get one is extremely long, so when they lose theirs (and they always lose stuff, thanks to be empty-headed and drunk) , they find themselves in additional troubles as many hotels require an i'd for entry. in fact, she tries to get one from another girl, saying "she has an i'd now". i ask her to show it to me, no resemblance whatsoever, sorry baby it doesn't fly. i need you with your real i'd. bummer for her, she went blank several days in a row, she needs money.

we talk a bit, and i describe the after-simmers process i got from another lady. taking a cab, crashing in a bar downtown till morning, etc. she looks at me and she goes "so you know". bingo, story confirmed! this is mission-critical information folks, pay attention. late at night, when simmers (and other clubs) close down, you can negotiate a free ride with one of these chicks, in exchange of a warm bed (and a fuck obviously). assuming they are drunk or stoned and you are the same, you are in for some very cheap night time. same applies, as already reported, after 10 pm. it is curfew time, from that moment on, you are 100% in control. and if there is few or no potential customers around, you are the king of the world. approach the ones you are interested in, chat a bit, make an offer. if they refuse, just say "should you change your mind, and should i be still around, let me know". good chances one or more of them will just implore you within 30 minutes. just like the super model did, and she goes for 4k.

it is 1 am, time to go. i walk towards the exit, alone. a dark, tall and pretty miss stops me and whisper "i have an i'd.". jeez, that is not fair play. she was listening. smart move. but i made my decision. she is pissed off, as all girls who asked for a drink, a cigarette, money and so forth. both miss long legs and the big one ask for taxi money just before saying goodbye, other no. i reckon that if i would say yes to any of these girls, i would probably shell out my 2k fuck budget paying the bills for half simmers girls. and girls talk with each other, as all women do. the muzungu pays for taxi. offers drinks, let's go! i could become very popular, and very broke.

it is wednesday morning, and i get a meet-up with a girl found on tagged. we meet at 11 am at simmers, we chat a bit. she plays it well, office staff working night shift. uhm, strange, offices are rarely open at night, but ok. she says she is in for some fun, i say ok, let's go to have some fun. we get to my place, no i'd. i walk her back, kiss goodbye, nice try baby. another pro, another scam. welcome to kenya.

the security guards know me here, so we start to talk. i learn another important piece of information, a waiting document for an i'd is a lot more complicated than the one i was shown. it has stamps, signatures, and the rest. no picture, but it is a much better done one. the guard in question, a lady, works for chester for many years, and she saw many things like this happening. she reports that everybody in kenya must have an i'd with them at all times, by law. if they don't have one, it is in itself illegal. some don't have it, some don't want to show it. either way, something is wrong.

drink spiking is still ongoing, according to her, both at simmers and madhouse. there is people there who goes in loaded with money, and they flash it too. they leave their drinks unattended, the girl spikes it with some powerful narcotic, and they wake up the day after someplace, lucky if they still have their shoes on. even locals fall for this trick.

which brings me to the subject of security. after many years, i learned a few things, which could be useful read for beginners. first of all, never walk around with anything you can't miss. what you need is some cash for drinks, possibly a phone (not something more than a really basic one) and that's it. no credit or debit cards whatsoever, no i'd unless you really need it. no jewels, expensive glasses, watch, nothing. when looking for women here, you pay after, so you don't need too much cash with you. and you don't really need to impress them to bed them. your money in the morning is what they want. never forget what they do for a living.

second, you must prepare your room beforehand. your most precious belonging must be stored at reception, your laptop and other expensive pieces of equipment must go in your luggage, which must be hidden and closed with a lock. cash must be hidden in an easy accessible place (not in your luggage) , better if in multiple places. have enough with you to cope with some surprises in the morning.

third, listen to your instinct. if it is too good to be true, it is not true. as a rule of thumb, you must go for a thorough interview process and look for inconsistencies. it is a bit like police work. accountancy student? tell me about the balance sheet. hairdresser? which brand of hair color you use? you have never been in a hotel? you have never done this? you don't know anybody here? check it out.

remember that these girls are not that smart. they know a few basic tricks from each other, but they don't normally have a story that stands for long if you keep asking and try to look for holes. you, on the other side, must have a good story, and must stick to it. a couple of girls here recognized my accent. and my reply is that polish has indeed the same cadence. your perfect story is made of three components: you are there by a long time, you know everybody there, and you are broke. their perfect story is that you just arrived in town, first time, tourist for a couple of days, european or us, nice job, married, with money, and in a rush. that's paradise for them, a perfect target for a 100 usd ride and possibly some dirty tricks in the morning.

fourth, hide your identity! nothing you say or they can see must bear your name. your nationality, date of birth, phone number, not to talk about your financial details, must never be disclosed. never. check the tags on your luggage, they bear your name and where you come from. don't let them take pictures of yourself, for any reason. and if you take pictures of them, remember that wifey back home can take a peek. delete txt messages, any evidence you know about and check for the one you don't know about. a simple blip can cost you a fortune in divorce.

do leave your room in perfectly neat state before go hunting, know where you put your stuff, every single piece of it. if you operate in a messy environment, where stuff lies everywhere, it is going to be very difficult to figure out something is missing before the lady leaves in the morning. and when she is gone, she is gone together with the laptop, the gsm, the cuff-links, your expensive rayban shades, and the rest.

fifth, most important. your primary processing unit is what you use before, during and after. leave the secondary one for the moves during sex.

let's see what happens tonite. i have recovered now. arthur out.

[AfAsia]

Damn you to hell! Arthur66, you making an African miss Africa, LOL. Just loving your postings; and fellow mongers please take note of the sound advice. Good to see things never change in this part of the world. Sent you off to ROD.

[Gesheft]

My plan for yesterday evening was to take it easy. I always work with a plan in mind and my balls were still in recovery mode.

Fifth, most important. Your primary processing unit is what you use before, during and after. Leave the secondary one for the moves during sex.

Let's see what happens tonite. I have recovered now. Arthur out.EXCELLENT ARTHUR. A CLASSIC.

Definitely a Report of Distinction

One of the best guidelines for mongerers around

Great!

G.

[Arthur66]

as i finished my box of vitamin c, i scrambled at the last minute to find more. and in the best of arthur's traditions, i could not remember where i bought it. i hardly ever find what i am looking for. in the best of the very same tradition, however, i found something that is possibly better. the pharmacy just opposite chester house, which knows me as a massive buyer of femidom condoms, sold me a box of vitamin v. 4 pills for the ridiculous amount of 100 shillings.

vitamin c and v are not really needed, i am not that old, but i enjoy the enhanced endurance and the partial deprivation of cum sensation it provides. it allows me to go longer, and provide more pleasure to my night partner. for that money, it is something i would advise everybody to try.

yesterday night was a slow one at simmers. few people around, even the congolese band was kinda lazy. met cheri, with her beautiful smile and inner happiness. she was just hanging around, waiting to hit black diamond later in the evening. excellent provider, but i had half plan to see if miss long legs got hold of her i'd card and give her a go. the mental image of me humping a model like girl with those long legs wrapped around my neck, still wearing her high heels (kinky, i know) has been torturing me for a couple of days.

obviously, she is not around. cheri makes a second attempt, i give her a kiss and i send her hunting. one of the regulars, the one chasing me by forever now, looks at me with a mix of hate and desire. i approach her, it is time to square up things. i tell her she is beautiful, but she is not my type, trying to explain to an african simmers pro the somehow volatile concept of chemistry between people. i am not sure she got it, and she looks quite depressed.

the big lady is even more depressed, she hardly say hi. i guess a few of these people had to pay rent on the 15th, and either they could not or just about could, leaving them close to bankruptcy, and in some cases with children to feed.

i recognize a backside, with long, dark blond wavy hairs, very nice. i approach her at the table, trying to make some conversation and discover who she is and what she wants. badly dressed, smooth talker, not kenyan. she in indeed half ethiopian, forgot the name as usual. it is clear she is after something else than mr. 2k. i leave her and wander about a it, buy a beer, and i see her massaging an older muzungu. he wears shorts and a ridiculous flowery shirt, white like milk. a tourist.

i feel loaded but lazy. sit down to look at the band, miss no chemistry reaches me and she just seats on my side. i start massaging her neck, slowly, without saying a word, with my left hand. she is a bunch of nerves, i can feel her. after five minutes, she almost falls asleep, her eyes closed, her head bending forward, deeply breathing. i don't want to remain there, i make sure she is back on this world, and start wandering around again.

the ethiopian is not with the old muzungu and she sits alone again. no score apparently, i am sorry for her. i approach a girls just on the back entrance of simmers, standing alone and with the inevitable mobile phone in her hands, exercising her thumbs writing messages. i chat her up, half ugandan, nice kind but she does not have the mojo. she is also going to hit black diamond soon. i put her in my list of potential targets and move on.

just few meters away another beauty, small, dark, nicely dressed, natural hair, perky tits, flat sandals. not a pro, interesting. i introduce myself, grab her hand, guide her to a table far from the music. she is not really a chatter, which is good. a bit shy, but attractive. the chemistry is there, for reasons i will never completely understand. she has an i'd, she is looking, but she does not actively hunt. she is a twice a week simmers girl, with a job (she says) and available. i lead the conversation to what she is looking for, and what she is not looking for. dumped from a vehicle in the middle of a wood, fucked hard without any romance, not getting paid afterwards are all things she is not in for. sounds all quite reasonable to me.

she does not have good teeth, but i can see through that. i describe her a night together in a nice, close place, in the company of a fine gentleman like myself (sic) , looking to make her enjoying some real romantic, wet, slow sex. the selling pitch is well received, if i get reborn i will become a gigolo.

i ask her about compensation, she shoots 5k. in normal circumstances i would quit it then and there, but she is not experienced, i give her another chance, putting forward my by now famous terms and conditions. 2k and you will cum, not one but several times, and i will treat you like the princess you are. she thinks about it for a few seconds, she turns back to me eye in eye, and she whisper "it's not all about money". i give her a kiss on those soft, big lips, feeling her taste, and i kiss her ear. she giggles, with a big smile on her face. i drink up my coke, we move. the ethiopian is back to the old muzungu, third attempt. boys, she is insisting. the muzungu is coming from a different planet, i hope he does not get a stroke should he decide to give her a ride. she looks like a serious sex machine if she wants to, will he survive it? good luck.

i decide to go for the full bf experience with my girl, whose name i obviously forgot. i am hopeless with names, but it does not really matter, baby or darling (if i am in a more classy mood) work great. besides, i am sure she forgot my name as quickly as myself.

she has never been to chester house, and when she gets in is favorably impressed. the place is clean, nice looking, big for her standards. i am a bit taller than her, i hug her sweetly, i kiss her full tongue, bite her neck, feel her perky breast. i will get her to beg me to get fucked, i will make her so horny that she will just vacuum clean my dick inside her. she undress, we keep kissing, i reach her pussy still covered by a quite enjoyable piece of knickers. i start sucking her big, swollen nipples and something sweet comes out of them. i could be damned, she is lactating! i ask her (she is already moaning) , she confirms she is indeed breast feeding her almost one year old boy.

i suck them a bit harder, her panties are starting to become quite humid, how strange. i peel the underwear off her, going on my knees to kiss her where i know she wants to be kissed. she stops me, she wants to take a shower. i keep going, feeling her gently with my fingers, she is soaked. go for a shower, baby, i will also freshen up a bit. while she in under the shower, i undress and give my spu a good wash. very happy of the effects of the newly found vitamin v, it is huge, i hope she will cope with it. when she comes back, i start all over again, still standing, my tongue half way in her pussy, she close her eyes, pulls my hair, time to lie down.

as soon as she lies down i go straight for a daty, military grade. she starts to moan heavily, she shakes, can't stand still while i feed on my favorite juice. her clit is swollen, and my middle finger feels her pulsating anus, she is almost there. i go in 69, she takes my pole, natural talent, in a few minutes i am wet to the thighs with her saliva. i am impressed, time to give her the first orgasm. after all, a gentleman word is a gentleman word. she is on the top of me, still can't be still, i hug her hips like in a ju-jitsu fight, stick my tongue in her. she cums screaming, tightening her legs to avoid i keep going, she is out of breath. i release her and go on top, kissing her, licking her, she pulls my hair, kiss me full mouth, and then she finally say what i wanted to hear,"fuck me please baby".

objective number one and two have been reached, she came and she wants to be fucked. now the most difficult part. making her cumming while fucking. not all girls can do it, and i do not always succeed to find the right moves. i put a condom on, start to massage gently her entrance, she spreads her legs, put her hands on my hips and pulls me in her. a sigh of pleasure comes out, her eyes closed, her back arched, i push a bit further down, she shakes, i fuck her slowly and deep, kissing her. the second orgasm comes, stronger than the first, i expect somebody knocking at my door with the kind request to make less noise any second now.

she pants, with the typical smile of an orgasmed woman, lying down, eyes closed, enjoying the waves of pleasure. i give her a few seconds, turn her around, it is time to doggy, third orgasm for her and first for me. she likes it, but she asks me to be gentle, i am big. i start pumping her, admiring the beauty of her booty, small, compact, hard as a stone. i massage her breasts, and feel her cum dripping on the sheets. my bed is a mess, again. the room attendant is changing sheets almost everyday now, i am sure he wonders what the hell i am doing at night.

i pump her harder and harder, i feel her cervix, but she does not stop me, she starts pushing back, lowering her ass to take it deeper, and i let the break lose. i fuck her hard, deep and fast, all the way in, she screams and she pushes harder, she has almost convulsions, her pussy is pulsating, i can feel her cumming again, her head buried in the pillow, screaming and moaning. i shoot my load, adding some noise to the quietness of chester house.

she is absolutely wasted. three orgasms in less than an hour, i wonder if she ever done it before. my spu could use some more action, but i let her rest. full bf experience, i tuck her in, give her a kiss, and let her sleep. i check the room, close the door, prepare for the night. check the cash in my pockets, i have enough to pay her tomorrow. relaxing on the couch, my thoughts go back to all the stupid girls i met in my life, all those who said no to me, all those whose fuck buddy is a piece of plastic, all those who live without sex for months as it was a natural thing to do. all those who wanted "a serious relationship" and renounced pleasure in the meantime, and those who are waiting forever to find "the right one".

what a sadness. hysterical before 25, panicking for children until 35, surrendering to a life alone and without anybody making them scream of pleasure for the sake of remaining neat girls. and jealous of those who can enjoy it, look for it, with or without money, calling them sluts.

i sleep, enjoying her warm body, listening to her breathing.

in the morning, my spu kindly requests to be put back in its natural environment, something warm and wet please. i wake her up, she is not a sex in the morning person, but i excite her enough to get her to spread her legs. other condom, i mount her in mish, she does not want to cum again, had enough. ok, in that case, just bend over baby, i will take care of the rest. i take her hard, she moans again. if i continue, she cums again for sure, so i finish before that happens.

she showers and dress up. rarely seen an happier woman, she doesn't walk, she almost jumps around with a smile from ear to ear. sounds like she enjoyed it, and like mr. 2k respected his promises to a young mother, a muzungu bf for the night, full service and satisfaction guaranteed. wondering for a minute if i should start a line of business, something like "for a small fee, bf experience and three orgasms guaranteed, dedicated to pro and semi pro simmers hookers in need of some pleasure in life".

as broke as they are, they would probably pay my services in coins, but who knows, maybe the voice spreads around and some more well off customers would beat simmers pavement looking for mr. 2k.

jokes apart, i would like to thank you all for reading my posts, and for the decision to include my previous one in the rod. i am honored.

the muezzin sings the 4 pm pray, thanking one of the many gods of this world for his gifts.

i gear up for another night. the room is clean. will shave, reduce my messy hair to something a bit more civilized, wear something else, and go out. simmers is in need of mr. 2k and his two beers, roasted chicken and fried vegetables. miss long legs could be still broke, around, with an id and in need for something different than the usual. or maybe somebody else.

inshallah, arthur out

[Zimzam]

Arthur66,

It's with great pleasure I'm reading your entertaining and informative stories.

Please allow me to ask you one "technical" question:

You mention that you are using Femidome female condoms, for which I agree that they are more convenient to use.

I am just wondering if all the girls are used to this type of condom and if they know how to insert it, as it takes a certain "twist" to put it in.

Or are you the one who wiggles it in?

[Arthur66]

Since most of my companions are semi-pro, I do not trust their ability in the noble art of putting a condom on me. With the exception of Cheri, who used the professional way (condom between the lips, and down in blowjob to wear) , all other girls have seen my twisting ability.

Besides between long nails, lack of practice, rush, nerves and the rest, the chance they actually make a mess of it is quite large.


Arthur66,

It's with great pleasure I'm reading your entertaining and informative stories.

Please allow me to ask you one "technical" question:

You mention that you are using Femidome female condoms, for which I agree that they are more convenient to use.

I am just wondering if all the girls are used to this type of condom and if they know how to insert it, as it takes a certain "twist" to put it in.

Or are you the one who wiggles it in?

[SceticoBlu]

Arthur66: informative and entertaining.

[Bulik]

Even me as a Nairobi veteran enjoy your post very much. Alot of important information to be had by those new and old to Nairobi. Never been a Simmers guy but after your post I will surely be there for a few beers next week to check out the talent.

Continue Enjoying,

Bulik

[Arthur66]

it is two weeks i am here now, and i start to recognize a certain pattern in nairobi nightlife. i am not sure i got it completely right, but i believe it could qualify as an educate guess.

but first, a recount of two uneventful days.

thursday was relatively busy at simmers, few foreigners around, but plenty of locals. still drained by my escapades the days before, i was wearing the "if nothing happens, it is also fine" mental hat. the basic plan was to have dinner, a couple of beers, and being overall lazy. should i have found a gem begging me to bang her, i could consider.

i meet the usual line-up of long time chasing characters, greet them, a few jokes, kisses. nothing special around dinner time, but that is normal. simmers has three basic inflows, which repeat on a daily basis. one is around lunchtime, a few girls looking for st in the afternoon, rarely very attractive. lily belongs to this group. a second wave arrives around 4 to 6 pm and it includes the largest number of potential candidates. some of them use simmers as a launching pod for a couple of beers before hitting other destinations later in the evening, typically the westlands places (gypsy, casablanca, black diamond, etc.). the third wave arrives later at night, and it includes girls who either have had it with the above mentioned places and want to relax and the ones who has seen too much competition at the muzungu places and try their luck at simmers, a low cost market but less competitive.

while having dinner, i observe a white guy busy with the one of the many conman active at simmers, the jewels and watch seller. he is a small local, old and battered man who approaches tourists trying to sell them highly suspicious items, both in terms of quality and origin. an assumingly golden chain comes out of his collection, i wonder who was mugged to get it. there is another one, the safari tour salesman, who try to convince you to arrange a safari, requests a down-payment, and then disappears. i keep an eye on the white guy, i will try to warn him if i see him getting into troubles. while listening to the conversation, i finish my dinner, to i just decide to approach and introduce myself. after two weeks of pure local scene, i don't mind having a chat with somebody coming from the same side of the planet.

i shortly discover my worries were unfounded. the guy in question is quite experienced, knows his way around, and behind his jovial approach there is prudence and abundant skills. we start to chat, exchanging experiences and drinking a few beers. it is a real pleasure to talk with him. we both use a cover, although mine is a bit more complicated than his, and we both have been around the block for a while. utterly interesting, i let him know about isg, i hope he will decide to join in.

he stays at a place in nairobi where guests and visitors are very controlled during evening and nights, so he hunts during the afternoon for st and relax in the evening. i tell him about chester, sharing with him my findings and experiences with the place. as the evenings proceeds, i decide that i won't look for female induced fun for the night, and order my third beer. for me that represents a cut-off moment, three tusker malt means no sex, no negotiations, and a night of rest with both eyes closed and recharging my batteries. while i don't like sleeping alone, there is an advantage in doing so on a regular basis as i can really relax and i don't have to leave my brain and ears in listening mode for the whole night.

which brings me to the subject of accommodation, an important aspect i did not mention before. in nairobi, as in any other place, the choice of hotel is paramount to have success in your adventures. a gf friendly place is mission critical, as well as where the place is situated. chester for me represents a relatively inexpensive option (125 usd per night) , with excellent security and no hassle. visitors must be registered, which is a very good idea, but they don't charge for them, which is another excellent idea. a lot of people complains about the visitor registration process at hotels, but they fail to see how that decrease their risks of becoming victims of fraud, theft, and violence. assuming the girl in question uses her i'd, something you must verify, once inside she cannot afford being stupid, else she can be reported to the police, and the girls know that. furthermore, chester is just in the middle of one of the hot spots in nairobi, with several places at walking distance. this avoids me the pain of dealing with taxi drivers, a class apart of conman all around the world and nairobi in particular. they charge you the double to go to places, and when you get out of them with the catch of the day, they simply [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) you financially. imagine, a muzungu guy anxious to go back to base and fuck his prey, possibly drunk and without options, a paradise of extorting possibilities. this is why, when planning your stay, you must absolutely have a basic idea of the destinations you want to cover, and select your place with care. if you fail to do so, be prepared to get stressed by a number of logistic limitations, extra costs and additional risks.

anyway, i keep talking with the guy and observe the well-known dynamics of the place. interestingly, simmers became a hot spot also for the gay community, of both colors. if you get there, don't be surprised to see white men with black locals, and it can happen you get approached by local "gay for rent" during the night. i did not see any transgender around, i doubt the level of debauchery has reached those levels yet. i hang around until 2. 30 am, closing time for simmers and bed time for me. on my way back, a few ladies with babies sleeping on their back chase me for a while, begging for money. i keep walking, saying no and basically ignoring them. they give up at a now well known point on the street, a kind of invisible wall they don't trespass.

yesterday, friday, after a long day of work i hit simmers again in the afternoon. i find yesterday's guy, we start to chat again while having lunch and drinks. one of the afternoon ladies approach and sits at the table. never seen her before, nice looking, she plays the "i am not a prostitute" card, something typical of the afternoon shift. they try to convince potential customers that they are nice girls, with a job, family, hobbies, cats and dogs, they are just there "to relax" and give you the impression of hunting for a non-pro. my friend listen to the story and looks at me. he knows the story as well as i do, yeah baby, sure you are not a pro, you just shag whites for pleasure and for a ridiculous amount of taxi money, sufficient to get you to mombasa and back on a pink cadillac.

my friend looks for st, she is not exactly his type, but i reckon it is a good idea to let them alone. i have a walk outside, enjoying the warm weather, observing the way political parties try to convince people to vote for the one or the other in march. i am concerned about the outcome of that process. apart from the violence, which will most probably be there anyway at some stage, there is an increasing nationalistic sentiment arising against muzungus. the issue of land buying from non kenyans and non-african parties is red hot, and a common feeling of resentment against whites, seen as exploiting the country, is evident. talk of nationalizing land and businesses owned by external parties is present overall. if such view prevails, from march on kenya will become a real hell for most if us and will precipitate the country at zimbabwe levels by the end of the year. many are concerned about what will happen during the elections, but the real risk is what will happen after. if they decide for a nationalistic, kenya for kenyans political and economical approach, all external investors will flee as one the country, leaving it to the wiseness of its people and to the strength of its own economy and resources. i saw it happening before in other places, including zimbabwe and venezuela. keep an eye on this, as it could mean the second best african economy is going down in flames by end 2013.

when i go back to simmers, i was informed my friend is gone and in company of the girl. excellent mate, enjoy her. i am on my own for the evening, time to hunt. i have a light dinner and a beer, tonite alcohol is restricted. i start wander around, chat with a few girls, the congolese band starts playing and the place gets slowly crowded. friday scene, as described before, is different. high heels, short skirts and makeup replace the more down to hearth kind of girls present during other days. friday is the day, in nairobi, when local men decide it is time to have some serious fun and when clubs get totally packed. prices go up, the dynamics get inverted, even after midnight girls stick to their guns. as clubbing goes on till in the early morning and locals want to find a prey, low budget mongering becomes difficult. excess alcohol becomes the norm, and i find myself one of the few walking around still able to remain stable on my feet.

i find my lactating girl, i propose, she wants more money. i pass, wish her good luck. miss long legs is back in all her splendor. her broken front tooth is now completely gone, a shame. i ask her for her plan, and she reports she in "under the weather", a local expression meaning she is menstruating, and she is not available. i try a few more girls, but most of them are feeling like the queen of saba, high prices, bad attitude, and increasingly drunk as a whole. one tells me that she accepts my offer but to come back in 30 minutes, and i know why, she just wait to see if she finds something better than my 2k. i took this into account, fridays are bad, but i keep looking, eventually i find joan, smallish, synthetic hair, a bit hyper. my sixth sense tells me she is on the edge of possibilities, but my options are limited and my balls full. my spu does not kick in, sign that she is not of its liking. however, i sit her down and introduce her to a world of romantic lovamaking and shitty pay. she wants a drink, i get her one and one for me. we keep talking, she wants another beer. i tel her now or never, i am going back with her or without her. she decides to come with me, but on the way she keeps nagging about a second drink. i stop her on the way, put down severe terms, no more drinking or she goes back to simmers alone. she says yes, we arrive at chester, she gets registered. security informs me there are 25 visitors, practically the whole chester house is fucking. i have a bad feeling about joan, she asks me for 100, i gave them to her to see what happens next. she brings them to one of the guards, talking in local language. once in the elevator, i ask her what it is all about, and she tells me she really needs another drink and she asked the guard to go and buy one for her.

the elevator arrives at my floor, the door open, i push the g button and the elevator moves back to the reception. she is not listening, she is nagging, and she has blown it for what i am concerned. she looks at me, and i tell her she is going to go back to wherever she wants, without me, without my 2k, where she can get wasted as much as she wants. she is pissed off, i push her out of the elevator, the doors close and i go back to my quarters, alone. a quick call to security to inform them that my guest is not welcome, but i get told she is already gone. good, actually shit, no score for the night. i am not in the mood anymore to go hunting, and i wonder if the little ***** has informed some of her friends to wait for me around a corner to have a chat about what just happened. it is now 1:30 am, time to call it a day.

things like this happen at times, finding a prey is always a matter of chances and risks balancing. sweet at the beginning, friendly, chatty, available and accepting my offer, they can turn into a liability anytime between simmers and the morning after, it is a part of the game. my strategy has always been to call it off as soon as i see the situation is not anymore fully in control, when she tries to take over."wait for 30 minutes","i want another drink" and "let's go somewhere else" represent all alarm bells, the girl is not ready, is not committed, and it is going to be a pain in the ass. she was stupid, fortunately, to show off her cards before i let her in my place, as she was pushed by me to reveal them. another excellent reason why, in this environment, fellow mongers must absolutely remember to keep up their guard and listen to their instincts. had i failed to be tough with her and with myself, i would probably ended up calling security in the middle of the night to have the ***** escorted out.

it does not need to go like that. a few evenings ago i scored tabby in almost equal circumstances, another risk, but it went very well. question of luck.

talking with these girls while drunk is very educational. a few of them reported to have a "boyfriend" somewhere else, sending her money, sometimes big money like 30-50k each time. poor bastards unaware of the fact that they are paying an authentic working girl in body and soul, financing her going out every evening hunting for additional money and shagging anybody who would pay for her services. legends about finding such an idiot abound, the dream of many, if not all of them is to find a sucker, possibly old and definitely rich, to give her money convinced of the story about the poor girl, orphan, possibly with children, student and looking for a better life. samaritans feeding authentic money wolfs, vampires of feelings, cheaters and consumed liars.

oh well, everybody its own.

today is saturday. i am considering changing destination and having a go at k1, i was told it is a nice place, a bit less on the wild side of things, possibly a bit more expensive. in alternative, i could go for an easy one picking up one of my long time chasers, or go for a 15 minutes hunt at madhouse and score a beauty. possibilities abound, i will follow my instinct. my research on tagged is not delivering anything worth mentioning, so i will keep moving and hunting. and as every hunter, sometime you score, sometime you spend the whole day in the rain and in the cold, to come back empty handed and with nothing to eat.

but, every disadvantage has advantages. every day passing without scoring makes me hornier, fills my balls, makes me sharper. provided i will find another gem, it could become a memorable night.

arthur out

[Chuppi]

you must absolutely have a basic idea of the destinations you want to cover, and select your place with care.Where is Chester or Simmers from Serena?

[Arthur66]

saturday i felt like exploring other venues, for two main purposes. firstly, i wanted to check if my assumptions are true regarding the muzungu places, and second i wanted to score something different than a simmers girl, say an escort type kind of experience. i also wanted to take a little break from simmers, after a while it becomes more of the same and some variation could be good.

i prepare myself for a potentially expensive night out, my bank account becomes 100 usd lighter, and i leave my place with 5k in my pockets and 6k back in my room, properly hidden.

first step, finding a taxi driver that does not do muzungu prices, reveals to be a challenge as expected. from the cbd to k1 i get offers as high as 800. i wanted to spend 2-300 maximum, it is a ten minutes ride. taxi drivers are a tough sort, they don't bend, best offer is 400, and after a good 20 minutes of search i guess that is the best i will get from a proper taxi. funny, one of the drivers get pissed arguing that his taxi has insurance, as it was something optional that only classy drivers have. i guess many of the "private", or non licensed taxis do not have it, but it still does not represent a selling point for me.

we leave, and after a short ride we arrive at the famous k1. it is a large club, with different buildings hosting bars both in the open air and covered, restaurant, a kind of pub, live music and tvs everywhere. already at the parking lot i have the feeling this is one of the muzungu places where i will get skinned alive just for a beer. large range rovers abounds, mpvs, luxurious cars are the norm. i start walking about the place, and i notice a large amount of locals, more than whites, which surprise me to some extent. a mix of people coming from different parts of the world, where i recognize indians, middle-east and far east somatic traits. the place is very quiet, it only 8:30 pm, there aren't many girls around. i sit outside, order a coke. 100 bobs and 20% more expensive than simmers. the hostess goes around in a red suit, good looking, plenty of staff around. i start to chat to one of the few pros present, an ugly girl eating leaves from a plastic bag. i investigate fees, she quotes 100 usd long term. for a girl like that, i reckon i would probably pay 1k and no more, but i keep asking trying to see where it goes. after a few minutes, she gets down to 2k, not bad as negotiation is concerned, but still very low quality and no go.

i start wandering about again. a very slender and elegantly dressed girl is in discussion with a rap like kind of local guy, i bet he is her pimp. an indian is making out with a local girl while sitting at the bar, go get a room for god's sake! a few lonely ladies sitting at the table in front of the band do not even try to make eye contact, either they are waiting for somebody or the absence of a jacket and a tie, with annex suv, suggests the true origin of the truly yours.

k1 is, in my eyes, the right place for middle and upper class, with security, clean, and a quite artificial atmosphere. i get bored quickly, it is not my place, it is not african and it is expensive. it is located in the middle of nowhere as well. i look for a taxi to move to casablanca, my second destination. k1 has its own cabs, and the first driver quotes me 1k. i look at him, give him a big smile and move to the second in line. 800, other smile and pass. i go on the street, there are no official taxis around, i have to take a chance with a private driver. negotiate 600, still expensive, but i have limited options. we arrive to casablanca in other 10 minutes, there is no traffic.

the place is also quiet, it is 9:30. this is a muzungu place, or at least there are only whites around. i recognize us cadence, english, and a few expat wives having sophisticated conversations with expat husbands, trying to sustain the conversation while checking the talent coming in. girls are nice, tall, slender, dressed to kill. high heels and mini skirts are the standard, together with a stuck up attitude. nice show, but i strongly doubt any of those chicks would come to my table and introduce themselves, you got to chase them for the whole evening and feed them with drinks before you got a chance to get an offer of some sort. i order a coke. 200 bobs and it is warm, fantastic, just what i was looking for.

i see a girl sitting in the garden, alone and dressed a bit more plainly. i approach and we start to chat. she looks nice, speaks a good english, obviously educated, classy in her simplicity. the usual story follows, she works in a beauty salon, one child, no boyfriend, dumped by the father of her son. i listen quietly, and after a while i signal i am going to move on. she suggests, in an elegant and convoluted way, that maybe me and her could spend some time together. i play stupid, so she starts with the by now famous "to be completely honest with you" pitch, followed by the presence of a financial issue (school tuition, better than paying the rent and having nothing to eat, more upper class) and a request for assistance. the financial issue is at the 8k mark. 80 usd. i thought it was going to be worse, maybe she reserves the big guns when she wears high heels and mini skirt. i rebate with a 4k offer, and she goes "that would help already". half price in two sentences, not bad. i try to see what exactly she has in mind, asking what she plans to do tomorrow morning. she realize i am talking about lt, she reports she does only st. 4k for st, right. i guess that a quick shag and 4k would not be a problem for the many expat husbands frequenting the scene, but the package is far from my wishes. i tell her it is not what i am looking for and start to move. a request for 1k in free assistance follows suit, promptly answered by a no way baby.

i leave with another private cab, other 600, destination simmers.

in my eyes, both k1 and casablanca are dedicated to locals with money and muzungus looking for a safe, classy environment, far from the reality of the city and the country in general. i have little doubt the talent present in these places is far better than the best you can find downtown, but i do not like the sphere, i find it boring and sterile. it is also as african as an igloo, i could take both places, moving them as a whole in the middle of new york and they would be quite the same. question of taste, i know, but i prefer the shabby, simple and truly african simmers sphere, with truly african girls and people, dirt, dust, roasted chicken and intense smell of humanity.

i arrive at simmers, wander a bit outside, i saw girls on the street just behind the place, let's have a look. joan is there, the girl who i dumped yesterday, beating the pavement looking for a quick one, maybe in the car or in some dump downtown. there you go girl, that is the right place for you and your shitty attitude, that is the hard rock bottom of your options. well deserved, but i still pity her. too sentimental, i know.

i get in simmers, a few known faces. joan's friend is there too, she gives me the look of satan, but she does not say a word. i guess that means she is no catch for tonite, what a shame, i was just dying to have her lol. i find a nice one, very dark skin, good looking. we sit at a table, she is interesting. i investigate availability, but the is under the weather too. darn, it seems all nice girls menstruate at the same time, leaving only the golems available. i am horny, went blank for two days in a row, got to find something. i see phillys, my lactating friend, in company of another muzungu. i wave at her, she waves back and comes to my table. she is busy right now, but she expect to be free in 20 minutes, please wait for me and don't go away. uhm, the evening is not promising, the place is quiet and the talent limited. i keep wandering around for a bit, looking for possible alternatives and making a mental list of options. unexpectedly, philys comes back to me after indeed 20 minutes. she is visibly tipsy, but not drunk. i propose lt for 3k, i know she wants a bit more money, and my take is she deserves them. i had one of the best times with her, and to me 1k more or less is totally immaterial. she accepts, we walk out, she must get her reserve clothes close by. i discover that simmers does not accept keeping the girls stuff in storage, so these are left to three private guards surveilling an office 100 meters on the left of the main entrance. a pile of plastic bags, jackets, trousers, shoes and alike lies in a corner, the belongings of i believe most girls frequenting simmers. i guess it must become quite busy at closing time.

we walk towards chester, followed by the inevitable lady with baby on the back, supported by two others down the street. i don't her give anything, she mutters "go away from my country", phillys leaves 20 bobs falling on the pavement, she fetches the coin but keep begging until we reach the invisible wall. interesting that police arrests working girls when they try to go back home but leaves those nuisances alone, i would do the other way around. street girls could add something to the nairobi already colorful sphere.

phyllis is not 100, but she performs well and she cums a couple of times, making me happy as well in the process. she is to the moment the best girl i found. she is less toxic than sheri and slimmer, pauline has disappeared, tabby was great but a bit too cray for my taste, maria is out and joan is very out. i still could not taste miss long legs, but if phyllis remain available i don't really need her. within this environment, finding a few good and reliable providers is key to success.

in the meantime, i started to understand part of the resentment against whites in kenya. they don't participate in kenyan society, preferring to remain closed within the comfort of their absurdly expensive houses and clubs, showing off their being rich with big cars and expensive clothes. they frequent only their peers, don't engage with locals, don't care and are afraid. from their ivory tower, they can spend years in nairobi without a clue about the place, isolating themselves from one of the nicest people i know, the kenyans, and one of the most interesting places in africa, the beautiful nairobi. their fears are unfounded, at least in normal circumstances. i never saw an episode of violence in everyday life, kenyans are a pacific people. yes, they ask for money practically everywhere, but they are entrepreneurial, resistant to adversity, bright even when uneducated, and respectful. i could expect troubles if walking about at night in kayole, that is defined by locals as a slum, but would it be different in any other major city elsewhere in the world? traffic is horrific, but it signals dynamicity. there are conman and thieves, beggars and dealers, working girls in bars and office staff at companies. there is dust, smell, approximation in many things, but this is not europe of the us, this is africa.

or maybe they are right and i am wrong. but, as wrong as i can be, and as risky at it can become, nothing will stop me from exploring the inside of the societies i am visiting, trying to understand what lies beneath the surface, beyond what tourists are offered to see, and what fearful and ignorant long terms guests believe the country is all about.

i really hope nothing major will come out from the elections, else the big liar, the television and the press, will just shatter this country reputation into pieces. an undeserved destiny for kenyan people, fighting everyday against all odds to move forward, with a determination that the lazy western world cannot even comprehend.

friday evening i received a call from my boss, i got to move, another job elsewhere, my hours in kenya are counted now. must fly to jeddah for another mission, this time i am afraid far less rewarding.

arthur out, and unless there is something else to report on, thank you all for reading. this could be the last chapter of arthur's kenyan adventures.

[Tradewinds]

Thanks for your wonderful reports, I enjoyed reading them very much, I felt I was back in Simmers. Jeddah will be less rewarding for sure!

Cheers.

[Member #4480]

In my eyes, both K1 and Casablanca are dedicated to locals with money and muzungus looking for a safe, classy environment, far from the reality of the city and the country in general. I have little doubt the talent present in these places is far better than the best you can find downtown, but I do not like the sphere, I find it boring and sterile. It is also as African as an igloo, I could take both places, moving them as a whole in the middle of New York and they would be quite the same. Question of taste, I know, but I prefer the shabby, simple and truly African Simmers sphere, with truly African girls and people, dirt, dust, roasted chicken and intense smell of humanityTry the 'Pizza Garden' in Westlands next time. It's more up your alley.

[Arthur66]

Google maps toghether with Tripadvisor will provide you with all the info you need.

Cheers


Where is Chester or Simmers from Serena?

[Arthur66]

Thank you for the advice.


Try the 'Pizza Garden' in Westlands next time. It's more up your alley.

[Arthur66]

Thanks for your wonderful reports, I enjoyed reading them very much, I felt I was back in Simmers. Jeddah will be less rewarding for sure!

Cheers.Not that bad. I spent my last night with two girls, Phyllis and her friend. 2K each, and I got them to lick each other. Did not sleep much, my dick is violently protesting for the overwork, the SPU has temporarily shut down. If there is a Nirvana of low instincts, I got there big time.

I guess Jeddah will represent a kind of sex vacation, as in no sex whatsoever and some more spiritual life, LOL.

Thank you all folks. Arthur out

[October70]

Can anyone recommend hotels in Nairobi with nice and clean swimming polls which are open to day visitors?

[Miranda256]

Report sampled and confirmed. If there is no stag / bachelor party however, the house charge is 2, 000 and an additional Ksh 2,000 for the action.I can also report on a sampling thanks to info in an earlier post on this site, although the madam tried to charge me 8k for a regular service which I quickly put her straight on. It only cost 2k all in all & the Madam complained the whole time it was much too little but still allowed the service to continue (so, therefore, it clearly wasn't too little otherwise it wouldn't have gone ahead at 2k!).

A clear case of 'Mzungu rates' being implemented as the opportunity arose. You have to beware of this all the time in Kenya, accepted Mzungus will pay more in any case (it's just the way here & not entirely unfairly) but some / many will often try it on to see if you know what you 'ought' to pay (ie. Whether you're an expat or an unknowing tourist). Even if you are a tourist, a few choice words in Swahili will quickly put them on the defensive from attempting 'tourist Mzungu rates' as they rarely expect to hear even basic Swahili from a Mzungu.

The place itself is very discreet being a large house in it's own grounds in a part of town (Hurl) full of the same such. Choice of girls (10 on this occasion) was good if not spectacular (the odd 8 perhaps) although many had that 'Massage Parlor' look about them (hardly interested in the slightest) & chemistry was only possible with one or two. The service fell to a cute petite Ugandan in very tight denim shorts that showed off a mighty fine derriere & she had a large mane of hair that made her quite the package in appearance. Opted for only CBJ (which was very good actually and she really took her time) , but in truth I've had much more passionate encounters with ladies elsewhere in Nairobi than at Massage parlors so I've not bothered to go back.

However, if you work out what 2k is in your local currency and considering she was in the room for over an hour, that's pretty top notch value in any country, considering Massage Parlors in high-class ends of town like this one.

I would recommend for sure and may one day venture back myself as it may be a totally different experience the next time, it's always so hard to tell with Parlors like this.

[Blackwhite99]

Absolutely bang on the money Mr Arthur, and thanks for sharing your experiences!

I'd visited Nai in May 2012 for a couple of nights, stayed at the Intercon and hung out at Simmers for the fun. It's a great place to pull for ebony pussy action, afternoons was the best for non-pros.

Good luck my brother, hope to hear from you again soon.

[Miranda256]

Thanks Miranda for your detailed information.

I booked Nairobi for 10 days in February. Its my second trip there. That a lot of girls in Nairobi are ready to flirt I can mainly confirm though I would not describe Nairobi as easy a hunting region as Mombasa.

Did you also visit the University grounds for hunting matters?I've only spent a couple days in Mombasa & whilst it certainly is easy there, Nairobi is too but in different ways I feel. The Mombasa coastal region is largely geared-up to the tourist trade so is like many such tropical tourist destinations around the World. Nairobi is different, it's a much bigger city for starters & there are much greater extremes of wealth-it's a much wealthier place than Mombasa but also has many more out & out slums than Mombasa does. Nairobi is a working city & an economic hub in ways Mombasa isn't so many are attracted from upcountry (and the coastal region) to Nairobi with the promise of work. Many end up in these slum areas. These slums provide an endless stream of young women / mums in need of money & they always know how they can get it if they have to, and you don't need to venture into the slums to find it either (definitely not advisable!). They pour into the city centre, the River Road district, Westlands etc. By night. Aside from that, there are numerous not-quite slum dwellers but still hard-up girls doing menial jobs (including Uni / College grads) who would rarely turn-down the opportunity to enrich their lives a bit. They can also be found in town too but will also be seen in Nairobi's many Shopping Malls, cafes etc.

I have certainly seen plenty of girls in Nairobi that wouldn't give a mzungu the time of day, perhaps because they don't need to (if they've got plentiful shopping bags & are dressed in a high fashion way they certainly don't need the money in any case) although I have still seen plenty of that ilk who will flirt & give the eye. I've never pursued in that direction with such women but I know it wouldn't be very difficult, I've been here long enough now to know.

Uni hunting grounds are plentiful here. Nairobi has quite a lot of Uni's including the huge Kenyatta Uni which has it's very large main campus east of town towards Thika & numerous smaller campuses dotted around the city. There are many tales here of Uni girls looking to help pay their way with a bit of 'help'. There's a few haunts in the River Road area of town that are frequented mainly by such girls but if you don't fancy being in that part of town (it's really not a safe place to be for a foreigner at night, not so bad in the day) there are numerous bars (ie. Ones close to the Kenyatta Main Campus) which are filled with such girls. There's also Daystar Uni (numerous campuses) , the East Africa Catholic Uni (which is also huge) , USIU (5000-odd students) , Nairobi Uni & more besides. There are many, many students in Nairobi all over the place in a way you'd never see in Mombasa (it does have a Uni but isn't a regional seat of learning the way Nairobi is). Who can tell how many female students are looking for 'help' with fees, living costs etc in Nairobi? Even if it's only half the females who would be willing, that's still thousands of female students! Again, this is not an avenue I've really pursued myself (I've found other avenues that work just fine!) but I have talked to women here who are Uni grads / current students themselves & had numerous chats about how they can find me pretty much any type of woman I want from amongst their friends / contacts in the student population, it's that open in some cases & shows just how many are in the same predicament that they look-out for each other in this way.

At one time I lived very near a student digs in a nice area (these would be the better-off students for starters) and on my drive to & from work I would see the female students walking along the roads who, many times, looked hot (I rarely saw the same ones twice) and more often than not would give some serious eyeball! I didn't pursue as that old adage of sh*tting on your doorstep was very much in mind but my God was I tempted on numerous occasions. And it would've been as easy as stopping the car, having a wind-down window chat & asking for a phone number before long in the conversation, an outright approach for action might not have been so successful but I'm confident some would've gone for it nonetheless, it really isn't like the West here.

[Miranda256]

while during weekdays simmers is imho quite enjoyable, during weekends it becomes quite complicated. a large number of girls are available, but many of them tend to misbehave in many ways.

for one, they drink far too much. as the evening proceeded yesterday, a number of them reduced themselves to a ridiculous state of alcohol induced alteration, with a few of them simply falling on the ground, unable to walk anymore. some start yelling and become aggressive, some others got in a state of depression, simply sitting down at a table unable to speak anymore, staring.

secondly, prices sky-rocket to 3-4k. with the bar packed with potential customers, mostly locals and with money to spend, negotiations become difficult.

thirdly, a number of sharks frequent the place during weekends. hard core pro's whose smile looks more the one of a wolf than one of a nice company for the night.

in short, yesterday i came back to my place empty handed. however, i collected some interesting insight from one of the most senior pro's available yesterday, whose name i did not get. she is a 39 why / o rather large lady, who told me that girls not succeeding to find a feasible company during the evening face a serious issue. apparently, women alone are not allowed to walk on the streets at night, say as from 10 pm, and if they get caught by the police they are detained for the night at a police station.

their only chance is to get a cab (200-400 for them) and ride to one of the local bars downtown to crash on a table for the night, with far less money than what they started with. according to my calculations, a girl arriving at 6 pm at simmers could spend a total of 1500 shillings between drinks and transportation. which should make life easier for a seeker.

however, a totally drunk girl in bed for the night, hungry for money beyond repair, is not what i would describe a good mix. the more they get drunk, the more they become a liability on my books, able to perform desperate actions like trying to steal from you or making a big scene in the morning (i saw it happening). if you are drunk as well, the sky is the limit concerning troubles waiting to happen.

another thing happened yesterday. the aforementioned lady presented me with a real beauty. white dressed, stunning body, lovely face. and without i'd! all she got was a piece of paper, handwritten, vaguely resembling an official receipt but without picture and an unreadable birth date. the story was that she lost her documents and that she has requested a new i'd at the town hall, receiving the piece of paper as receipt of her request.

when i faced that situation, all my alarm bells went off. the way i see it is that she was ****d, possibly pimped by the lady, and that if i would have accepted a lift from her to my place i could end up with an accusation for ****philia in a kenyan court, or blackmailed in some way. all members must be aware of this possibility. without a valid i'd, with a picture and a birth date that proves the lady is 18+ you could simply end up in jail and become registered as a [CodeWord126] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126). another good reason why, when mongering, you must absolutely keep your guard up and refrain from drinking too much. the amount of troubles an error like that could cause is beyond belief.

maybe i am over cautious and too selective, but i am under the impression that while the amount of ladies available is very high, the chance to find a nice and reliable company for the night is relatively small, especially at weekends.

kenya is a great place, nairobi is a lot of fun, but you must remain sharp at all times. and remember that whatever you hear is most probably a total fabrication.

arthurhi arthur, great contributions by the way, really enjoying reading them and, as an expat in kenya, would also back-up all you've said.

regarding the police, they are only interested in one thing & it's not upholding the laws of kenya so any entanglement with them at night in nairobi town centre (avoid at all costs if you possibly can) will be an expensive nightmare (as i was warned when i arrived) but will hardly ever end with a mzungu going to jail. and don't ever forget that the coppers know virtually all the women (they hassle them for money to be left in peace as much as they hassle anyone else, knowing full well such women naturally enough have cash readies on them). that woman you spoke to is right about the young girls desperate to bag one big pay-off (ie. mzungu, un worker, ngo etc) because there are no matatus at night in nairobi (matatu drivers are by their job's nature nuts & many are off their heads on miraa / qat most of the working time but even they're not mad enough to work in nairobi at night) , so the girls have to get a cab home and they're upwards of 1500 bob for a cab driver prepared to take the girls back to dangerous places (like virtually anywhere east of the city centre where most of the girls live). walking is not an option and that's not about the distance, it's just too damn dangerous even for a streetwise pro in most parts of nairobi at night.

a few different girls told me about the routine, utterly senseless killings & disappearances of working girls who venture out of the well-lit city centre because gangs / thieves know they carry cash & a phone so are easy pickings. so it has to be an expensive cab home or else they'll wait around til dawn so they can catch an early matatu. some will also slip an askari (night watchman) they know & trust a few bob to allow them to put their head down for a bit at night or until dawn in the place the askari is guarding. you soon learn that just about the only people in nairobi at night you can trust (to an extent) are askari's, they're hard-working genuine people who will more often than not help you out if you're in trouble (as i found on more than one occasion). as for the police, staff in joints lie simmers, the vast majority of girls & city council (who drive around in beat-up white vans that the girls are terrified of because they will lock up the girls out & about until they've paid their way out) let alone anyone else out on the streets of nairobi centre at night, forget it, they're all there because they're (very experienced) opportunists. and a mzungu is a big payday for them. never trust any of them.

you are right to be cautious. many fellow expats who have been in nairobi for years never venture into the centre of town even if they go just about anywhere else (except eastern nairobi, aka eastlands that is). day or night. for many expats the centre just means hassle & trouble.

drugs isn't a big issue in nairobi (they're just too expensive for the average kenyan) but drink really is, as you have seen (some also take miraa / qat which turns them into the nearest kenyan equivalent of a crackwh*) & you're right to steer well clear of them inebriated as their opportunist instincts are heavily sharpened in that state, ie. stealing, causing a scene hoping more money will resolve the non-existent issue etc. & any attempt at quality service disappears down the drain quicker than a rat on fire.

by the way, in a cab you are virtually immune from police hassle (i've never seen one being stopped) so even if you were thinking of going off with that (potentially ****d) hottie in simmers a cab ride would make you invisible to the law (and that possible madam would almost certainly just want her cut & no hassle from the police in any case).

some of the girls are uni grads / students, but not many for sure (if they were they wouldn't be in simmers for starters, they'd probably be in one of the 5 star hotel bars like the stanley or the laico regency or one of the casinos nearby where they know they can make a potential killing compared to simmers).

any potential dealings with the police will be damn hard work and quite terrifying (they are all armed in the centre at night) , look out for men in long dark overcoats & caps they're carrying fully automatic weaponry under that jacket or the guys in khaki who wear their weaponry in full view, they're not army they're general service unit (gsu) an arm of the police. also increasingly they are in undercover cars in town (lookout for a few guys in, usually, a big vehicle, ie. a safari truck or a 4x4). the girls actually welcome them despite their wretched corruption because the girls say there's been far less crime since they've beefed up their presence in town, which gives you an indication of how bad it once was!

they know full well most mzungus in town at night are there for one thing, so they don't go easy on one if they've come across one who's transgressed. and they will be very heavy, threatening this & that for a good while. once they know they've softened / sh*t you up, they start to suggest a possible resolution / way out of this trouble. and it's expensive! but ultimately they cannot be arsed with all the paperwork & the hassle of putting a mzungu in the cell for the night so they expect a resolution in greenbacks to be forthcoming at some stage. what happens if a mzungu holds out much past that i wouldn't like to say, maybe someone on here can say if that's what they've done 'because they won't pay up.

[Kuma Pamper]

Not that bad. I spent my last night with two girls, Phyllis and her friend. 2K each, and I got them to lick each other. Did not sleep much, my dick is violently protesting for the overwork, the SPU has temporarily shut down. If there is a Nirvana of low instincts, I got there big time.

I guess Jeddah will represent a kind of sex vacation, as in no sex whatsoever and some more spiritual life, LOL.

Thank you all folks. Arthur outI read all of your reports Arthur and thank you. Very informative and good reads. And I do really agree with you on your oppinions about the girls and life in Kenya.

I had many similiar experiences.

I am one of those where 2K is also the limit and sometimes less. However I wonder the choice of hotel you staying. I rather stay in a hotel for half that price and use those saved extra money to fuck 2 extra girls per day. Hehehe.

[Miranda256]

I am an unusual Mzungu in Kenya. Talk to any of the evening ladies in town what type of girl the average Mzungu usually goes for and it's the same answer-slim, tall, leggy, pretty dark & looking like a catwalk supermodel. However, I like big butts & I cannot lie. And my goodness are they in plentiful supply here! This being Africa 'an all. Nairobi is a haven for serious booty. Nearly every woman, no matter what her body shape / size is, has a fine backside & I've never seen a race of women make a pair of jeans look so damn hot! But some of the butts are just insane, and by no means all on large or even fat women.

Just last week I was sat in an outdoor cafe adjoined to a shopping mall & I swear to the holy one with my coffee I nearly re-enacted that scene from Coming To America where Arsenio Hall & Eddie Murphy are in a nightclub being approached by various scary women. Walking past were a couple of young women, I'd say probably 18-19, and one of them was quite attractive but had a butt you could happily rest my coffee on & even if it spilled I don't think one drop would've hit the floor or it would've taken ages to trave over that humongous butt. How she could even walk was beyond me. She didn't exactly show it off (she wore loose fitting black leggings) but she didn't need to, any serious Buttman within sight of that would've either made a dash for her, or a dash for the nearest loos to knock one out! It was incredible, her hips were just insane & she had so much extra butt past the end of her back that I was beginning to think she was a freak of nature. Until about 20 minutes later when another equally astounding butt & hips walked past. This time I stood up to get a better view (I was with someone who would've thoroughly disapproved of what I was staring at so I had to disguise it, I don't think I managed). This fine arse lady was also young but old enough & was showing it off a little more but neither of them were fat by any stretch & both of them were really quite pretty too. This one had hardly any waist which just made her butt & hips seem even bigger.

They are not unique specimens here. They were just some of the more outrageous ones anyone will ever see, period. But it is a phenomenon here. I have travelled to other parts of Kenya (including Mombasa & the coast) & not seen butts like there are in abundance in Nairobi. Perhaps because it is where the people from just about every one of the 40+ tribes in the country come to hunt for the promise of work & a better life that makes it such a big butt heaven. For example, travel to the Maasai Mara & you won't see much in the way of booty as the Maasai people tend to be tall & thin as opposed to wide. It wasn't as prevalent around Mombasa either, I don't know, maybe a more Fish-based diet isn't good for booty.

Can any Kenyans or any Expats (or long time mongers) who love bootilicious women tell me if this has been their experience? Especially if they've travelled around the country? And what about Africa as a whole. How does Kenya compare to, say, Nigeria or Ghana or South Africa? Where is the best place you've ever been to for big booty?

Also I'd love to go to the Dominican Republic as a lot of exposure to their women has shown the place to be a haven of big butts too but trying to find a suitable excuse to get there is nigh on impossible so I have to go on dreaming. Brazil looks incredible for that too but I'm seriously put off by Brazilian (and many South American) women's fascination with plastic tits. It just kills it for me.

That's another thing, any hopeful plastic tit surgeon here is going to be out of business here in weeks, Kenyan women hardly ever lack in that department. I've seen very, very few flat-chested women. Every woman has something she (and mankind) can be proud of and plenty have a great deal more than that too. Some of the biggest jugs I've ever seen are in Nairobi, also in abundance. I have held some incredible pairs here on women young & older.

How do Kenyan jugs compare to other countries famed for them (ie. Probably other African countries I'm guessing)?

[Pete Benetar]

Nairobi has quite a lot of Uni's including the huge Kenyatta Uni which has it's very large main campus east of town towards Thika & numerous smaller campuses dotted around the city. There are many tales here of Uni girls looking to help pay their way with a bit of 'help'. There's a few haunts in the River Road area of town that are frequented mainly by such girls but if you don't fancy being in that part of town (it's really not a safe place to be for a foreigner at night, not so bad in the day) there are numerous bars (ie. Ones close to the Kenyatta Main Campus) which are filled with such girls. There's also Daystar Uni (numerous campuses) , the East Africa Catholic Uni (which is also huge) , USIU (5000-odd students) , Nairobi Uni & more besides.Excellent, encyclopedic presentation of data / observations of Nairobi, Miranda. A great deal to think about and use for planning an itinerary on urban safari. Fascinating stuff! Please do not be a stranger to this message board.

[Carlos3000]

Hey Arthur man,

Great reports. I felt like I was there with you during your hunting. You should be a travel writer.

[Kuma Pamper]

Hi Miranda.

I am also a booty lover. And found those woman you talk about in both Kenya and Tanzania in similiar frequency.

I found an interesting read on wikipedia about this phenomenon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

I also interested in more knowledge about this.


I am an unusual Mzungu in Kenya. Talk to any of the evening ladies in town what type of girl the average Mzungu usually goes for and it's the same answer-slim, tall, leggy, pretty dark & looking like a catwalk supermodel. However, I like big butts & I cannot lie...