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Tradewinds
01-05-05, 22:29
Hi Joe Dee,

Sixeighty is cheap good and bang in the centre of Nairobi, girls at the Sixeighty bar, the mad house (Florida Club) just around the corner, Simmers, outside bar with girls from 10:30am till very late, if thats not enough well you have Koinange street full of street action! Not much security at hotel so in most you can take girls up, occassionaly you may be stopped by the doorman, a mini payoff will see him off.
Sixeighty do not accept credit cards but its so cheap you wont feel the pain!!

Tradewinds.

M Zungo
01-06-05, 09:30
The trouble Ive encountered with somalis is the usual stuff, they might drink too much, and a lot of these African girls can go from being very sweet to very difficult when drunk, try to avoid the real drunk ones, they tend to give hassles.

Other things Ive encountered with somalis is the morning black mail for stupid amounts of money in situations where you have all to lose and nothing to win.

Some of them probably has very tough lifes behind them and you notice that in their attitude sometimes.

Of the hotels mentioned in one question Ive stayed in 680 which has a fee for bringing girls, perhaps 10 dollars per girl and multiply that if you decide to bring more which is no problem, they also do ID check which is ok as long as the girl you have decided to go with has one.

If not she will borrow one from a friend as long as you tell her she needs one.

680 has a very good location just opposite to a good starting bar called Simmers, also the bar at 680 itself has a lot of "golddiggers" not very nice ones though.

The hotel is a bit run down but thats nothing unusual.

Zouk Love
01-07-05, 01:15
I guess all people form white to black can become really difficult when drunk!

M Zungo
01-07-05, 22:11
That is very true zouk but when the bottles are flying you will know what I meant!

Sweetboy07
01-10-05, 19:30
Friends,

next week and for 3 weeks I will be in Kenya but with my wife...nevertheless I will be interested to meet a kenyan girl (or more!).

Of course I can't bring her to the hotel and I will only be able to meet her during the afternoon. I will about one week in Nairobi and after near to the lake Victoria. Is is ok (safe) to meet a girl (pro or not) and to go by her or a cheap hotel just for one or two hours?

Do someone have a good place where to meet them? What do you think if I talk quite direct to her about I want? (like anal, making pictures...)

If someone has a phone number of a good pro it will be useful.

Thank you for your help, I am able to do pictures I will post it.

Patrice

Rock Dog
01-11-05, 03:54
Patrice L,

Let me see if I've got this right. You're going to Kenya and you're bringing your wife along, and you STILL want to hook up with some local girls? That takes a lot of balls. Better be careful, you might not have them afterwards if the wife finds out!

Rock

ps. here's a look at what you'll be getting while you're there

M Zungo
01-13-05, 15:34
If you manage to convince your wife that you want to see Nairobi on a little "walk" head down to Simmers,(close to 680 hotel) check by the bar there, a few girls will be there in the afternoon, not the nicest ones since they sleep in the afternoon and go to discos at night.

Just walk up and talk to them and tell them what youre after, slip down to a cheap hotel in downtown, theres plenty at 20 bucks and no one will see anything strange about this, enjoy an hour or two and give her 10 -20 bucks and then slip home to your wife and tell her how beautiful the city is with its traffic, beggars and conmen.

There are some brothels but some are quite rough places, generally youll have a much nicer time with a freelancer.

Enjoy it!

Any Hole
01-16-05, 13:30
I will be in Mombassa in May. Can anyone give me info to further my hobby? I will not have the wife with me and will be staying for 10 days.

Sweetboy07
01-16-05, 15:21
Yes Rock Dog you are right, I know it will not be easy but I will try.

Thanks for the pics, this is the type of pics (and harder) I want to do.

I have expected more help from the forum members...I will have to find all my self.

May be you will hear from me in 3 weeks.

Sweetboy07
02-12-05, 19:39
Hello dear members,

I am back from my trip in Kenya and I was able to meet 2 girls in Nairobi.

The first one (Nancy) was in the hotel swimming pool and I gave her an appointement for the next day in a restaurant town (I explain her I am not alone in the hotel). The next day she came to this restaurant and then we went to an hotel (1600 ksh) near Koinange street.

She was not so so much GFE but more or less it was OK (BBBJ but no anal). She asks me for 3000 ksh but I gave her less.

Here is the picture of Nancy.

Sweetboy07
02-12-05, 19:53
2 weeks later

after to have done my safari I was again in Nairobi for one week.
I got the information from M Zungo (thanks a lot!!) to go to the Simmers bar. I went and after to have wait one hour I saw an attractive girl coming to the bar. I met her (Joséphine), talk, and finally explain her what I would like: make some pictures and anal. She wasn't so enthusiastic for anal but she say we can try if it doesn't pain...The price she ask was relatively high (4000 ksh) but she was attractive, nice and comprehensive.

We went to the hotel near to Koinange street and had a great time: BBBJ, anal, pictures, kiss...really GFE. So good than I met her another time 3 days later! Of course I kept her phone number.

here is a picture of her and of the Simmers Bar.

Patrice

1Ball
03-02-05, 08:52
hi, Gents, I spend most of my time mongering in SE Asia, but am planning a trip to Kenya late March.

I have hooked up with a few girls from AFF, and chat with them regularly on Yahoo. They email me naked pics of them, and tell me they really want to spend time with me, fuck me silly BBBJTCCIM and swallow, anal.. they are suggesting 3somes, you name it.

When i ask them what they would like me to give them for spending a few days with me, they all get a little offended, saying they are not *****s, they just want to hook up with a nice guy and have fun.

Oh, and BTW, they love to chat with webcams, and I am here to tell you some of them are drop dead gorgeous.

As I said, I spend my time in Thailand and Indonesia, which are definite P4P countries. This whole " I'll just be happy to hang out with you and have fun, while you fuck me silly" routine doesn't sound right? Have I discovered the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or is there more than meets the eye?

Would really like some first hand info here, I have RTFF, and know the going prices, so why are these girls offering to give it up for free?

TIA

1ball

Gesheft
03-02-05, 16:57
Well 1ball - of course there are no free lunches.

The East African girls (I haven't been to other Africa) will always accept the "gifts". It is rare that they will start talking about money or bargaining prices up front.

Some even play affended if you ask how much.

I guess that they hope that they will be hitting the jackpot - whether it be with a handsome reward, (such as more than they would have originally requested) or maybe a wealthy husband / boyfriend / plane ticket / visa.

Anyway - I hope to post some more live action reports in the next few days as I shall be doing the rounds.

Joe Zop
03-02-05, 17:11
1ball, you will find a fair amount of similarity between these ladies and the ones you're used to with two very major exceptions -- many in Kenya genuinely are hoping to hook up with a foreigner (at least for a while) and go away with him or have him support her, and there is a more indirect P4P scene as opposed to having it all very straighforward as in SE Asia. Unlike Thailand or Indonesia, the underlying cultural sense in Kenya is of not having the needed resources, and while there is definitely tons of cultural pride (just get some of these ladies talking about the tribe they come from as opposed to some of the others!) there is also a degree of cultural helplessness you'll be unused to. Some of it is the residue of post-colonialism, and some of it is from being in such a battered area where you need to bribe in order to get legitimate jobs and it can be tough to support youself or your family. But though the attitude is far less strictly P4P and more what you describe in terms of being a friend who is going to "help out" in the same way you might hear stories about sick water buffalos or needed operations and so forth. In this case you might hear, for example, about a small (or not so small) boost needed to get a business in operation or keep it going, since almost everyone is an entrepreneur by necessity. But the attitude will be that you, as the one who clearly has a major abundance of resources, will obviously want to provide a very generous amount of them to the person with whom you've spent such quality time, since you're now great friends. The amount will either be suggested after the situation manifests itself (perhaps there will be a new tax that appears which suddenly needs to be paid, etc.) or it will be similar to the "up to you" you're used to hearing in LOS.

I wouldn't expect no-strings sex, that's for sure. The strings will just be less direct.

(At least that was my experience, which was limited to just a couple of trips.)

1Ball
03-03-05, 11:33
thanks JZ, your knowledge and advice are, as usual, appreciated.

didn't expect to see you on this side of the world.

Joe Zop
03-03-05, 16:09
Hey, I loved Kenya and am looking to go back there -- I came close to choosing a return instead of heading to Thailand for the trip when you and I met up. I think the veldt is one of the most beautiful landscapes I've ever seen, there are some amazing deals available at the Masai and Nairobi city markets, and certainly plenty of beautiful women. The human misery quotient is, however, far higher than in SEA, and that takes some getting used to, and it's somewhat more dangerous in that you need to be just a bit more aware at times and in various places. Enjoy!

Gladiator
03-06-05, 02:55
Does anyone know if the following hotels/guesthouses in Mombasa are GF:

- Excellent Guest House, on Haile Selassie Rd

- New Palm Tree Hotel, on Nkrumah Rd

- Hotel Sapphire, on Mwenbe Tayari Rd

- Oceanic Hotel, off Oceanic Rd near the Likoni Ferry

Can you take girls there with no hassle? Do they charge a joiner fee for guests?

I'll also appreciate if someone can recommend any other mid-range GF hotel or guesthouse in Mombasa or Mtwapa.

Thanks in advance,

Pathologic
03-06-05, 03:56
Anyone recently been to Mtawapa (15km from Mombassa)? What's the action, accommodation, etc like?

Thanks

Swede Thing
03-06-05, 14:10
You pay the difference between one person and two for a lady on new palm tree. It is something like 300 - 400 ksh. It is a a nice hotel with quite low standard in nets and showers.

Hesekiels
03-15-05, 23:12
What is better. Booking a complete package with a travel agency, or, buying an airticket only and looking for a hotel in Mombasa? Any advice is appreciated!

Hesekiels

Gesheft
03-30-05, 21:39
Thanks to Patrice for Josephine's number !

Whilst in Nairobi - wasting too much time in the hotel bar, on the wrong night with the wrong crowd - who were only there for the dance night - I got fed up with that and ended up calling Josephine !

A real GFE, a stunner when she arrived, acted like we had been friends for a longtime!

No holds barred, this girl, although slightly expensive was worth it.
She knew the meaning of service !

Uhuru
03-31-05, 19:10
A real nice gfe. She liked to ride my pole but also to blow. More pics if you like this one.

Gesheft
04-01-05, 12:37
Hey Uhuru,

If you have more pics - just post - don't ask!

Tradewinds
04-02-05, 00:37
Oh Simmers, so many tropical nights, so many women and yet I cant believe how boring it looks, this pic taken from the 680 Hotel, enjoy.

Yes please Uhuru, lets have more.

I'm back in Nairobi on 15th April, if you care to join me in a few Tuskers and lots of women. Let me know!

Tradewinds

Uhuru
04-02-05, 11:48
More pics.

This is first penetration, and it was realy tight and took some time to get it all the way.

Uhuru
04-02-05, 11:57
Blowjob.

Uhuru
04-02-05, 12:00
Handjob.

Pathologic
04-04-05, 04:15
Others have written about their preferences for the Bamburi beach area north of Mombassa or the Diani beach area south of Mombassa. I've got only 5 days and probably can't do both. On the balance of all factors, which one would you choose?

Uhuru
04-04-05, 06:48
Well, I can now confirm that she is truly a GFE, very easy going and relaxed. I think I will definitely meet her more times. She might not be the most beautiful but her personality makes up for that 10 times over.

I called her and then we met at simmers, had a few drinks and went over to one of the nearby hotels where we spent about 2 hours. She gave me the full treatment with massage, oral, doggy and more. I asked her for anal but she seamed reluctant and thought that I was maybe to big for her. Maybe just an excuse because she don´t like anal that much (usually size doesn´t matter if you are in to it). Anyway the best part was doggy, during which I had to slow down not to come to early, but finally I coudn´t resist and had to unload. But that was after more than 1 hour of fucking so I guess we were both tired and needed a break ;-)

Uhuru
04-04-05, 07:05
From behind.

Sweetboy07
04-04-05, 17:46
Well, it seems that I am the only one which was able to prepare her ass correctly that she can accept to do it. A DATY with one finger in the ass until she is relax and well excited, then two fingers and then... is my way of doing it.

Enjoy the pic and try to do the same with others girls!

Patrice

Swede Thing
04-05-05, 22:28
I e in Josephines ass. But she said it was the first time for her and I did not manage to fuck her in the ass as she seemed to be in pain after a while. Of course I knew she was lying to me but as she obviously didn't like it very much I fucked her pussy instead.

I spent two night with her in mid march. A bit to tired after to much work and the overnight flight with morning arrival to Nairobi but it worked. She is very sweet indeed. I met her august 2004 also and she was just as sweet then.

Tradewinds
04-12-05, 17:17
Evening Thursday 14th april, I shall enjoying a Tusker in Nairobi. With Josephines ass so much in the news, armed with my digital camera I intend to bring back as many back door entries as I am can have and photograph, for me the bigger the arse the better!

Hopefully meet Uhuru for a fews pombe's (Swahili for booze)

Tradewinds.

Tradewinds
04-27-05, 15:29
Short but sweet visit, unintentionally 2 two at the same time. More to come.

Nicky01
04-30-05, 21:45
What is better. Booking a complete package with a travel agency, or, buying an airticket only and looking for a hotel in Mombasa?
We are also planning to go there (either end of this year or beginning of next year).

I think AI via a travel agency would spare us a lot of hassle.

Tradewinds
05-02-05, 01:02
More pics.

Having great difficulties uploading pics, given up after uploading these, more later.

Tradewinds

Gladiator
05-02-05, 04:28
(Next part of my trip report)


2005: A SEX ODYSSEY


PART 3: MOMBASA


AIDS, tropical diseases, the distance, its third world status and the general lack of information about it are, among other reasons, what make Kenya one of those countries where, in principle, you would never consider going in search of sex.

They may be its main drawbacks, or they may also be its main virtues as thanks to them it hasn’t yet been taken over by mass sex tourism, it is still a low-profile destination, a virgin land.

This was my first trip to Kenya and this time I wanted to explore the unknown. If it turned out to be a fertile land I would have fun hunting gazelles in their natural habitat, otherwise I was willing to accept the losses, learn the lessons and consider it as a mere relaxing beach holiday.

On this occasion I was travelling with a close friend: Long Hair. Despite its nickname, he had a haircut some years ago so, to some extent, he’s lost his former glory, though the nickname still remains.

Last time I did a joint sex trip with Long Hair was four years ago in Pattaya, and we had a great time, it was a perfect team. The coordination while hunting was like that of two cheetahs and the results were more than satisfactory.

Now the two cheetahs were about to venture in the heart of Africa, where gazelles galore were waiting for them.

It was a sunny and hot morning when we landed in Mombasa airport, I told Long Hair that the sex safari was about to start and he smiled - it was that monger smile.

The taxi drivers were asking for 800-1,000 ksh for a ride to downtown Mombasa, but we negotiated that down to 600 ksh.

We looked for an acceptable GF, cheap hotel, found one for 1,600 ksh per double room and checked in, then we went out straightaway to check out the town.

Mombasa looked fine to me, there is really nothing of interest there if you are not a monger, but there were very few tourists, chicks were cute and they seemed to keep eye contact all the time; even the Muslim ones that were all covered except for their eyes, even some of those girls kept eye contact with us in a flirty way, with their beautiful and carefully made-up eyes.

We took a seat at an outdoor table in a bar to eat and for people-watching. The waitress was very kind, she told us the time at which she was finishing her shift and introduced her to her friend, another waitress. They were both fun to talk to, but just average types: a bit overweight and not particularly beautiful, so the idea of fucking them didn’t even cross our minds. It was, however, a good start, we began to see how easy it was to pick up girls here.

Later on we went back to the hotel in search of a refuge from the heat, extreme humidity and burning sunlight, and we had a siesta to rest and get some energy for the night ahead.

Our first target for the night was the disco-restaurant Casablanca, which happened to be just a short taxi ride away from the hotel, we wanted to have dinner there and at the same time start looking for our preys.

The taxi arrived in Casablanca, we opened the doors and saw a group of girls across the street who looked fine, three of them came over. While Long Hair was paying the driver I spoke to one of them, she was 18 yo, non-hardcore and beautiful, I liked her and decided to invite her to a drink. Long Hair spoke to another girl but finally didn’t take her. We closed the taxi’s doors and got into Casablanca.

The three of us sat around a table on the ground floor and then around 4-5 more hookers surrounded us, but they were hardcores, nothing special.

My girl passed the attitude test and I decided to take her to my room for a ST, I told Long Hair that I was going to fuck her before dinner, he could wait for us there for 1-2 hours. He said it was OK. If he wasn’t there when I came back that would mean he was doing a ST, so I’d then have to wait for him.

When I left, one of the hardcores around Long Hair was a dwarf, I thought about taking the dwarf instead of my 18 yo cutie, I’ve always felt some morbid attraction for dwarfs but never actually hunted any. I spoke briefly to the dwarf, she had a pretty face but was too hardened for my liking, a high-mileage hardcore. She talked too much and didn’t stop smoking. I decided not to take the dwarf and go on with my gazelle, who was not only beautiful but also quiet, a great virtue in women, because the less they talk the better.

I suggested Long Hair fucking the dwarf but he said that he didn’t like her and that she was a pain in the ass with so much talking - he was trying to get rid of her, and of some other girls that surrounded him like flies.

Once in the room, in the shower I noticed the gazelle’s body was really good and she had a superlative bum. Her attitude was great too: sweet and cuddly. As soon as she started the BBBJ with her thick lips I began to learn the unknown secrets of Kenya.

Finally, I entered her. For me that was a special moment: it was my first fuck in this unconquered land, which, by now, I was already starting to fall in love with, it was turning out to be one of those friendly countries on the map.

Entering the gazelle’s pussy was like entering Kenya itself: it was hot, humid and friendly.

I was so satisfied with the gazelle’s performance that I decided to keep her LT, she was very happy when I told her she was sleeping with me that night, but first we had to go back to Casablanca to have dinner and see if Long Hair was still there.

We arrived in Casablanca and found Long Hair at a different table, his face wore a desperate expression and the dwarf was sitting next to him, talking.

He said he had had already dinner but hadn’t managed to get rid of the dwarf. I told the gazelle that we were having dinner, the gazelle told the dwarf in Swahili that she was wasting her time as Long Hair wasn’t going to take her and the dwarf left.

Later on, Long Hair found a tasty prey, a 19 yo non-hardcore and cute piece of flesh, so he hunted her down. We had some drinks at the top floor of Casablanca, where the disco is, observed the landscape, which was sensual and wild: there were loads of girls though it was a bit dark to do a proper evaluation of the stock.

We didn’t sleep much, I fucked the gazelle straightaway as soon as I woke up and when I finished I saw some blood on my condom: the gazelle had just started her period.

I hadn’t talked about money with her at any moment; in fact, I never did during my whole stay in Kenya with any girl. The gazelle was a good girl, innocent and candid, not like many others in Casablanca. The gazelle was one of those unspoilt girls that you can find in Mombasa, that stay with you and then, in the morning, you decide to give her a present because she has been such a good girl. My present was 2,000 ksh and she was very happy – she didn’t even counted it, just kept it and cuddled me gratefully. It was a generous present but she deserved it.

I told the gazelle I would be around and I might meet her again at some point. She said she didn’t go to Casablanca often, she said she lived in Bamburi with her family and normally hang around that area.

I met Long Hair, who had had an equally satisfying first night in Kenya, then we packed our bags and headed towards our next destination: Diani, 30 km south of Mombasa, where we had planned to spend a couple of nights to check it out. Later on in the trip we would come back to Mombasa to continue with its exploration, but it was now time to hit the beach in Diani.

The first night in this virgin land had turned out to be as virgin as I expected, the discovery of the unknown had just begun.

Ioneto
05-02-05, 21:43
Hello Gladiator,

I was in Mombasa in frebuary and march, and I went to Casablanca.

I think i knew your twarf girl, i think she is only imbelieveble short, i remember a very short girl but not a dwark, and for sure she’s not a dumb: she chat very much.
I didn’t stay with her.

There was many girls there, some nice, and some acting like *****s, but many of them friendly.

2.000 ksh is the good price, not to much but enough for to make happy every girl in Mombasa.

New Florida night club was a very nice place before, and now is yet not to bad: girls are aggressif with possible customer, but you make your choice and after in the bed they are like girlsfriends and very hot.

Again 2.000 ksh is enough, but I used to tell them before.

I told to one girl, joking, I would liked to cum inside her, she told me: your not my boyfriend, but after she told me she would be happy to have a baby from me, because she was sure a baby from my is nice; when fucking she screamed entusiastic all the time.

Obviously I used condoms, even she told me she was clean: Africa is very dangerous!
But the best, i think, is Tembo, the disco in Nyaly, only on friday night: the ladies night; You can find a lot of girls, some very nice, they are there for fun, dance and fuck: I banged two very nice girls, very entusiastic and when I gave 2.000 they smiled nicely and told thank to me.

Behind the Nakumatt (the supermarket in Nyali), no far from tembo, there is glori Vilas: there is a swimming pool, it’s possible to eat something (no bear, only coke), and I took rooms with a big bed, the fan, TV, AC, for 1500 Ksh.

The good new is many girls do bbbj to completition.

Take care in Diani: it’s raining time and so it’s easy to take malaria, there more from Mombasa: if must buy Cotexin (6 pills), and if You feel Your legs cold and weaks, you must start taking one pill for day; if You don’t eat the pill on time you have fever over °C 40 for 1 week. Take care again because the period of incubation can to arrive at 2 weeks, before You feel sick.

In Diani I went to beachalets, for 1 cottage with kitchen, dining room, 2 bedrooms with their own toilette, veranda, warm water, only 1500 ksh for day

I wait for to read Your news adventires.

Maisha mrefu (have a long life in Kiswahili)

Tradewinds
05-02-05, 23:05
More pics, more to follow.

Tradewinds

Gladiator
05-02-05, 23:19
Ioneto,

Thanks for the advice.

I actually finished my trip a couple of weeks ago but didn’t have the time to write the report before so I’m doing it now.

I agree with all your points; some of them, as you will see, will appear later on in my report, such as Florida, Tembo, BBBJCIM, girls wanting to get pregnant, etc. By the way, Tembo on Saturdays is great too, there aren’t as many girls as on Fridays but there are still loads of them.

The Glori Villas that you mention in Nyali sound good, I might give them a try in a future trip. I suppose there’s no joiner fee, is this correct?

Also, that Beachalets in Diani are good value, in which part of Diani are they located? Was there any joiner fee? We stayed in a shithole -even some local girls lived there- but it was close to Shakatak disco, which is what we wanted.

As you know, there isn’t much info available on the Kenyan coast (apart from Blackion's excellent report), so we just looked around to find some acceptable accommodation. Girls are all over the place but decent, well-located and cheap rooms were more difficult to find.

Regarding malaria, I took malarone and it was OK, no secondary effects at all.

I’ll give more details in the following parts of my report.

Gladiator
05-05-05, 00:29
(Next part of my trip report)


PART 4: DIANI


1. The Arrival


Diani seems to be the jewel of the crown in Kenya’s tourism industry: a 10 km paradise beach where Europeans go in herds on their package holidays.

We wanted to enjoy the paradise but, at the same time, we wanted to be away from the cattle and, most importantly, our priority was still hunting.

We went from Mombasa to Diani as the locals do: taking a matatu from downtown Mombasa to the Likoni ferry, doing the ferry crossing, taking another matatu from Likoni to Ukunda and then a final matatu from Ukunda to Diani.

It would have been much more comfortable taking an AC taxi all the way through, but also more expensive and, worst of all, we wouldn’t have had the opportunity to experience the Kenyan way of travelling, because the trip itself was an odyssey: Diani is only 30 km south of Mombasa but the whole trip took almost 3 hours, and it was blazing. As everything else in Kenya, public transport runs with no hurry.

Once in Diani - certainly a paradise beach – we begun a difficult mission: finding a GF, budget accommodation away from the cattle. We walked for over one hour under the punishing sun, which at this stage looked to me a devil rather than a god.

We saw tourists, hustlers and monkeys on our way, but no gazelles.

We had found the monkeys on the road right behind the beach as there is where we would have a slight chance of finding a budget room. When I first saw those big baboons coming out of the bush and walking just a couple of meters from us I thought they might set on us. In my monger career I’ve had to face STD’s, fights with hookers and other challenging moments, even a hurricane, but ending up fighting with a baboon was something that had never crossed my mind. Fortunately, the baboons were friendly and they simply ignored us - despite the fact that some of them are aggressive by nature they seemed to be used to the human presence.

Eventually we found a guesthouse called Tandoori, less than 5 minutes’ walk north of the infamous disco Shakatak, on the first road right behind the beach. The rate was, after negotiation, 1,000 ksh per double room per night. The rooms were a shithole but they were huge: there was space to introduce dozens of gazelles in there and even a couple of elephants if you were in the mood. We were not going to get out of there and start walking under the tropical devil again, under any circumstances, so we paid the rooms and went down to the Tandoori bar for a cold beer. There were a handful of girls at the bar but at that moment, after the matatu’s nightmare and walking more than one hour under the tropical devil, a couple of cold beers were much more desirable than a pussy.

It was mid afternoon and I couldn’t believe it had taken so long to get there since we left Mombasa in the morning. At least, on the way we had started to see the real Kenya: the poverty and the well-deserved third world status that it has.

After the beers we went back to the room to rest a bit.


2. Hunting time


The darkness marked the beginning of the hunting period, the cheetahs were hungry and we went down for a meal at the Tandoori and to examine the potential preys, which by this time were already numerous.

Some were appetizing, but none of the gazelles around us woke up our killer instinct, so we decided to explore a bit further by going to Ukunda. We approached one of the taxi drivers and asked him about the best place in Ukunda to hunt gazelles, he replied ‘Masai disco’, we negotiated a rate of 200 ksh and headed towards Masai.

In spite of being just a few miles from Diani, there seemed to be hardly any tourists in Ukunda, this was clearly a third-world town, the place looked rough and dark. Compared to Ukunda, towns like Sosua, Puerto Plata or Pattaya can be considered as modern, clean, well-maintained and even classy.

Masai was as close to a third-world disco as it can get, but I liked it: non-stop African music, cheap drinks (cheaper than in Diani) and I managed to see the outlines of some gazelles, but only the outlines because it was very dark, and that was Masai’s biggest disadvantage; it was so dark in some areas that you couldn’t even see the girls’ faces at all. No girl approached us either – as I found out later in my trip, in Masai there is a policy whereby girls are not allowed to approach tourists, that is to avoid losing customers who might feel hassled.

We didn’t really see anything interesting there, mainly as a result of its poor lighting, so we moved on to Diani again, where we visited Shakatak disco at around 1 am.

There was a cover charge of 100 ksh and around 30-40 hookers in there, mostly hardcores. I spotted an outstanding specimen, I chatted her up but she failed the attitude test, she lacked enthusiasm, which was a pity because I really liked that girl.

We kept checking out the other girls in there but they looked too professional for our liking, they were clearly high-volume hookers who come here looking for tourists, they were not wild, unspoilt gazelles, which is what we were looking for.

The time went on and we ended up at the Tandoori bar again at around 3-4 am, well-oiled and empty handed. The girls at the bar didn’t appeal to us either; I don’t mean they were hugs, some of them actually might even be considered as OK or doable or average, but you don’t embark on a sex odyssey to hunt average types, you usually look for something special, something that you wouldn’t normally find back home.

Finally, we decided to call it a night and went back to sleep. I drank a few whisky’s in my room to attenuate my disappointment. It started to rain heavily, which brought some fresh air - as well as a lot of strange insects - followed by intense heat when the rain stopped; I began to sweat and felt drops falling all over my body. I got into the shower, where I found two big roaches: one of them run away through an orifice but the other stayed inert on the wall during the whole shower: I have always admired the survival instinct of roaches, it is far superior to that of many other animals.

The following day we went to the beach for a swim and found a bar on the seafront that was great for relaxing and having a beer after some swimming in the Indian Ocean, its name was the Forty Thieves and it was the ultimate destination for relax, with comfortable sofas and a laid-back atmosphere.

We analysed the situation and came to the conclusion that the best way to hunt good specimens in this area was by exploring thoroughly Ukunda: that is where most girls came from in Diani, that was the mine that we had to dig in to find the gems we wanted - we decided to hire that night a local driver for 3 hours (600 ksh after negotiations) to comb all the bars in Ukunda.

We did a night tour of Ukunda from 9 pm till midnight, we dived into its darkness, into its scary streets and its off the beaten track bars and hunted 2 girls – curiously I found mine at the entrance of Masai, which was also part of our itinerary.

That was supposed to be, according to our plans, our last night in Diani. We went back to the Tandoori with our preys and I told Long Hair we’d meet the following morning to leave and continue our trip.

My girl had a beautiful face, she was just 18 yo, but when she took her clothes off I noticed her hanging and uninspiring tits; and later on, to top it up, I also noticed her starfish and unenthusiastic nature.

I couldn’t afford to waste my time with an under performer with hanging tits so I fucked her quickly to get rid of her as soon as I could. It was one of those animal fucks. I gave the starfish 500 ksh and then went to Shakatak in search of something better.

After over one hour analysing each single hooker in Shakatak I finally attacked a 19 yo blonde (she had dyed hair), with excellent bum, good figure, beautiful face and a natural, wild instinct for African dancing. From her attitude I noticed she wasn’t very experienced in the art of hooking, although, as she would show me later, she was a master in the art of sex.

The blonde seemed to be slightly drunk, which didn’t prevent her from giving me a sophisticated BBBJ; starting with a slow – but promising – prelude and finishing with a wild, high-pressure deep throat recital that I could hardly believe.

I was happy to have hunted the starfish for starters as that helped me not to get to the summit of pleasure inside the blonde’s warm throat.

With the blonde I had the feeling that I was with a Brazilian garota, she was slight-skinned, in Brazil I would have considered her a mulatta, not a black girl. She had also those sculptural features that you can rarely find out of Brazil, those magical curves, that superior corporal geometry.

And she possessed also that wilderness on the bed typical of Brazil, that desired to fuck you hard till it hurts but at the same time, at the right moment, give you some breath and start using her creativity, because the best virtue of the blonde was in fact her soul: she was a sexual creature.

I was impressed with this prey. I thought this kind of sex could only be found in Brazil, but I was wrong: now I knew I could also find it in Kenya.

While I was falling asleep with the blonde next to me I decided to tell Long Hair in the morning that we should stay one more day in Diani.

I wanted to repeat with her one more night, uncover her mysteries and face her wilderness again.

Terry Terrier
05-06-05, 08:58
After enjoying your excellent reports in the Thailand section, Gladiator, I was intrigued enough to follow you over to this section. I have been considering a trip to this part of the World for some time.

Is A/C commonplace in most solid buildings in the tourist areas? Is there an age verification system similar to that in Thailand, or do you just take pot luck with legality when selecting a teenage girl? Is the matatu a wothwhile form of transport, or would you take aircon taxis next time? Did you get the feeling that the towns in Diani are unsafe at night in general, or just the usual obvious areas?

Gladiator
05-07-05, 02:30
Terry,

Thanks for following the report.

AC is easily found in tourist hotels, but most tourist hotels, from what I saw, cater to families, couples and similar crap, I didn’t see any nice monger hotel, but I spent there just 1 week, I am a newbie to Kenya so maybe someone with more experience could enlighten us… I stayed in shit holes all the time, I also wanted to see, in my limited time, the real Africa. Next time I’ll look for more comfortable accommodation, I know it exists as some girls told me so, but I didn’t bother to look for it on this first trip.

Regarding the age concerns, this is not Thailand: if she looks 18 you fuck her, period, most of them don’t have ID’s, like in LOS, from what I saw, and even for the ones that have them there’s no guarantee that the age on their ID’s is their real age; this is Kenya, where all is inaccurate. On the other hand, the legal age of consent here is 16 yo, so girls have no need to lie to you like in Thailand: if they say they are 18 it’s because they are 18. From my limited experience, I’d say most girls you’ll find here are in the range (roughly) 18-28 yo – it’s rare to find girls out of this range on the main hunting grounds. The youngest girls I hunted were 18 and the oldest 26. There are no old people in Kenya as you probably can imagine…

Regarding travelling, next time most probably I’d still take a matatu because I like to see their way of life, but a taxi is always an option. The Mombasa-Diani trip by matatu costs around 1 euro; by taxi it’d be around 20 euros. I know that 20 eur for a 30 km ride is dirt cheap under European standards, but it’s good to see how they travel. Anyway, if you like to feel comfortable take an AC taxi, there’s nothing wrong with it, I might take it myself next time, who knows?

As for crime, I walked by day and by night in all areas and never had a problem. I did things I’d never do, for instance, in Rio, such as walking along the beach at night or along dark, scary streets in Ukunda, Diani, Mtwapa, etc. Never had a problem, but I know that there’re some muggings now and then, so it’s best to take precautions. Some level of crime does exist, but crime is not rife. I’d say safety is not an issue there (from my limited experience).

Gladiator
05-07-05, 02:44
(Next part of my trip report)


3. Andromeda


I woke up in the morning, had great sex with the blonde and took a hot shower – hot because of the blonde’s presence rather than the water’s temperature.

I asked the blonde for her mobile phone number while I grabbed her fleshy and young bum, she wrote it down for me. I told her I would call her early in the evening, so she should wait for my call.

Long Hair agreed to stay one more day in Diani. We went to the ‘Forty Thieves’ again and stayed there till after sunset.

At around 9 pm I phoned the blonde from the Tandoori’s bar, she said she would be there in half an hour. We had dinner while we waited. It was already 9:45 pm and the blonde hadn’t arrived, so I gave her a second ring: she said that she was coming, that she would arrive in 10 minutes. I told Long Hair that the blonde might not appear after all, I‘d give her 15 more minutes: if she wasn’t there at 10 pm we would take a taxi for the Masai to go on with our hunting. We couldn’t afford wasting our time waiting for a hooker, even if she was a wild gazelle; I first called her at 9 pm, one hour waiting was more than enough.

At 10 pm the blonde hadn’t arrived yet so we decided to head for the Masai, which was as dark as usual.

As soon as we entered the Masai a girl came round to say hello to Long Hair: she was the girl that Long Hair had fucked last night. She said to me: ‘Wait, I will call one of my friends’, and then disappeared in the darkest area of Masai. I thought she would bring an average type, as usually happens in these cases, but when she reappeared, coming out from the heart of darkness, with her friend, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing… I looked at her friend and she looked like a diamond, she told me her name and her voice sounded like poetry: it was sensual and suggestive.

However, I was convinced she wasn’t a diamond, I thought she was a mirage. In past trips I have seen mirages on several occasions, usually when it is dark or when your pray is far away: you are hunting, hungry, dreaming about your succulent objective, and suddenly you see it: you see your dream and you chase it, but as soon as you approach it, or as soon as the darkness disappears, the mirage evaporates. It was an illusion. The dream existed only in your mind.

The four of us walked towards one of the tables by the dance floor at Masai, I noticed the sinuous movements of the mirage’s bum as she walked in front of me, and I kept thinking that she couldn’t be a diamond, that it was too dark, that she most probably would be one more mirage.

She sat next to me and I listened to her poetic voice with delight whenever she talked. She said that she was 18 yo, that she lived in Ukunda and had never been to Diani, only on the beach. She sounded to me like an innocent girl, she lacked all the hardcore personality traits.

About one hour later there was a kind of show on the dance floor, and all lights were turned on in the disco. I saw a lot of lights being switched on all over the place and then I looked at her, I looked at the diamond.

She reminded me of Andromeda, the beautiful African princess, who, as a sacrifice, was chained to a rock on the coast, to wait for the sea monster to devour her.

And now Andromeda was sitting next to me, smiling, flirting. When I saw her face under the powerful lighting of Masai all doubts disappeared instantly: she was a diamond, she was one of those rare finds in nature.

Long Hair asked me if I liked my prey, I replied she was a diamond and asked him if he was going to repeat tonight with his girl, and he said that his girl was fine but not worth two nights in a row, he was going to leave her and try to find something better. I suggested Long Hair leaving, when the show was over, and heading towards the ‘40 Thieves’, he said that was fine.

The three of us entered the ‘40 Thieves’, asked for a drink and took a seat on one of those comfortable sofas with sea view. It was then when Long Hair (a picky bastard like me) could clearly see Andromeda. He said: ‘Shit! This girl is a fucking diamond! Have you seen her? She’s the most beautiful girl here!’. I replied I was aware that she was certainly a diamond and then we talked about diamonds for a while. We agreed that to find diamonds you have to travel to the source markets: you can’t find diamonds in Europe’s overpriced hookers’ clubs; there you can find, if you are lucky, good-lookers, good fucks, but not diamonds.

Andromeda said she wanted to see the beach at night, so we went down a few steps to the beach and headed to the shore.

While I walked with Andromeda along the Indian Ocean shore I could sea stars in the night sky and I could hear the musical sound of waves - I felt like Newton, finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary now and then, while the great monger Ocean laid all undiscovered before me.

The Princess Andromeda had been chained to a rock by her parents, she had to be sacrificed to the sea monster in order to save her country, but then the hero Perseus turned up.

Andromeda was sweet, lovely, like a long time girlfriend, she was gradually making her way into my impenetrable soul, she was trying to open the forbidden doors with her beauty, her poetic voice and her magical eyes.

Andromeda, her parents and Perseus were all immortalized as constellations in the northern hemisphere; but I was now in Kenya, facing the impressive southern sky.

I saw Andromeda’s beauty and then I looked up to the sky looking for the Milky Way.

The Milky Way came out of Andromeda’s mouth, it was already around 11 am, she had just finished a BBBJ, an amateurish BBBJ, but at least there had been no teeth involved; it seemed clear that the African princess was new to the trade and she wasn’t still used to the sacred taste: she stopped as soon as the eruption started and removed her mouth suddenly, leaving just a thin Milky Way coming out from her thick lips.

Then I cuddle her. She laid sweetly on top of myself.

I thought that in about one hour we would be leaving Diani and heading towards our next destination: Mtwapa. I cuddled Andromeda and tried to enjoy those moments as much as I could, I was in a trance-like state, as I had actually been since I first saw her coming out of the heart of darkness.

We had a juice at the Tandoori before she left, we were waiting for the first Ukunda-bound matatu.

I thought that if she hadn’t started her period the night before I’d have taken her with me to Mtwapa, to enjoy her magic at least one more day. But I still remembered when I took out that blood stained condom the night before, after an innocent - as innocent as herself - fuck. I couldn’t believe it: two gazelles with period in a matter of days.

I had to let her go.

That morning it was raining, a matatu stopped in front of the Tandoori, Andromeda kissed me goodbye and she told me she’d wait for me at Masai ( I hadn’t told her I was leaving for Mtwapa); she was enthusiastic, she even kissed me goodbye again before getting on the matatu: that was the last time I saw her.

Andromeda was chained to the rock, waiting for the sea monster, but then Perseus appeared on the scene. Perseus fought against the monster and killed it: he freed Andromeda and married her.

I thought about Andromeda, about Ukunda’s darkness and about myself.

I found it difficult to find the victim, the hero and the monster in this overnight story, because, after all, maybe all of us were, at once, heroes, victims and, above all, monsters.

Joe Zop
05-07-05, 05:27
Terry, safety depends on where you are at -- I wouldn't try wandering around downtown Nairobi at night, for example, though it's perfectly safe during the day. And there was always aircon at the Kenya hotels I've been in.

And I think Gladiator said it exactly right, in that there's certainly not the developed kinds of P4P systems you'll find in Thailand in terms of checking ID and so forth. (Many hotels will also definitely hit you for joiner fees as well.) Part of that is because Kenya is simply not the same level of monger destination that Thailand is, both in terms of being a complete and widespread playground and in terms of popularity. There is certainly a thriving scene, but it's not as entrenched or sophisticated as in Thailand -- there's certainly nothing like Pattaya, for example. There's also a big difference in that Kenya is post-colonial and still recovering from that and also resource-poor. Kenya as a country and as a society is simply not as developed nor as well off as is LOS, so while it's not completely out of control or anything like that there is certainly more crime and danger than you'll find in Thailand. But nothing so extreme that I wouldn't happily return there in a heartbeat.

Gladiator
05-08-05, 05:19
(next -and final- part of my trip report)


part 5: mtwapa


our next destination was mtwapa, located 15 km north of mombasa, so we reached mombasa via matatus and then took one more matatu from mombasa to mtwapa.

we would stay there during the remaining three days of our safari in kenya, that would be our base of operations, though we would explore the whole area between mtwapa and mombasa.

when the matatu finally arrived in mtwapa long hair woke me up, i had fallen asleep as i hadn’t slept much the previous night with andromeda, roughly three hours.

we had decided to hit mtwapa to see a more genuine kenyan town, away from the touristy atmosphere of diani. the first look of mtwapa is a bit shocking if you are not used to the third world, even ukunda looked now classy and well developed to me in comparison with mtwapa.

we looked for a gf room and after some time found one, a complete shit hole for just 500 ksh per double room per night, but it was ok for just three nights. the sheet on the bed had a big stain of blood under the pillow, one of those blood stains that don’t disappear after washing it and remain to show the future generations the sheet’s bloody past.

we had a couple of cold beers in a fly-infested bar, then went for a shower and to get ready for the evening.

we first hit casaurina disco & restaurant, just down the road in mtwapa, had dinner there and started to check the stock. there were plenty of girls, mostly hardcores, some good-lookers but nothing special, so after some time we headed towards what was really our target that night: tembo disco.

tembo was located about half way on the road from mtwapa to mombasa and it was a huge disco, with some open-air areas, a main dance floor with beach sand and, most importantly, loads of girls. it was friday and girls have free entrance on this day, so the pussyscape was impressive. girls clearly outnumbered guys and the level of quality was good, though i was still in the aftermath of the previous night’s big event and the image of andromeda’s beauty kept appearing in my mind. there was no one like andromeda in tembo so i knew i’d have to lower my expectations.

the music was varied, playing anything from the usual top 40 hits to ‘la gasolina’ (i couldn’t believe it when they played ‘la gasolina’, i had never heard that song out of the dominican republic). there was a time when they even played some good trance hymns, which was, musically speaking, the highlight: the music of god flooded the air and the african gazelles kept on dancing wildly, following the holy rhythm.

long hair hunted a bird and left for his room. about 1 hour later, at around 5 am i attacked another prey. i liked this prey because, unlike many others, she hadn’t hassled me, she was quietly sitting on one of the chairs, and she was also pretty and had a non-hardcore look. she was 26 yo and seemed to me like a very low-mileage pro, she sounded naïve and had that innocent look in her eyes.

she had good oral skills and her pussy got wet easily and was pleasant to enter, but i decided to finish in her mouth. she swallowed most of it, but not all: for some reason she let some drops go. she was ok, but not worth a lt, so i gave her 500 ksh and told her, politely, to go.

she said she wanted to stay lt, but i repeated that i wanted to sleep on my own. she said she wanted me to fuck her again with no condom so that she could have a child, i replied i didn’t want any children; but she insisted that it didn’t matter if i didn’t want it, she wanted it, she’d look after him by herself.

it was around 8 am and i was tired of so much bs so i opened the shit hole’s door and told her to go immediately, and she replied that she couldn’t believe that i was finishing our relationship like that, that i wasn’t giving any importance to the fact that we had just made love. i told her to go immediately or i’d have to call security (there was a security guy at the door of the shit hole) to kick her out. she looked really upset, but she finally left. i suppose this girl wasn’t used yet to the heartless world of mongering, she was still at the first stages, she was an amateur. her attitude was good; too good, actually.

long hair woke me up at 11 am, he said we should go to mombasa to book a safari to watch some animals or something, we hadn’t seen any yet apart from the baboons in diani, but i told him i had to sleep, i couldn’t think about animals at that moment; we’d meet in the mid afternoon to go to bamburi beach. he left and i tried to keep on sleeping.

we met in the afternoon, long hair said all safari shops in mombasa were closed, probably because it was saturday. we decided to hire a car for our last 2 nights, that would streamline our hunting operations. it took 4 hours to hire the car since we first got into the car hire agency – in kenya anything takes ages, it’s not like other countries.

while we waited for the car we went to bamburi beach, had some drinks at pirate, etc. finally, the miraculous car was there, and i was about to get into it when i saw some girls were arriving, so i stopped to check them out.

i was surprised to see that one of them was the gazelle i had fucked on my first night in mombasa, she said hello to me sweetly. i spoke to her and she said the period was gone, so i decided to fuck her again.

after coming, i saw again my condom full of blood. she looked a bit embarrassed: she assured me she thought her period had finished. there was even some fresh blood from the gazelle on the sheet, adding a new page of horror to the sheet’s long history.

i released the gazelle and we embarked on a new hunting operation, covering casablanca, florida, pirate and tembo. long hair got his bird at casablanca but i didn’t find anything for my liking till i got to tembo, which was going strong - not as strong as on friday but still worth a visit.

i hunted down a 22 yo hot chick at tembo and took her to my luxurious palace in mtwapa. she asked me why the hell i was staying in mtwapa, she said mwapa was a nasty place, and i replied i liked it. she said: ‘do you come all the way from europe to stay in mtwapa?’ i replied: ‘of course, why not?’ she looked surprised to hear i liked mtwapa.

once in the room, she happened to be an unenthusiastic and stroppy *****, so i kicked her out with no money even before she had the time to take all her clothes off. she was hot but her attitude was crap, not worth the time.

it was around 6 am so i hit casaurina, down the road, to see if there was anything left. there wasn’t much to choose from but i found a 21 yo doable girl so i took her for a st; just a standard st, nothing to write home about; i gave her 500 ksh and she said that wasn’t enough, so i gave her 50 ksh more, that’s 550 ksh in total and she left.

i slept 3-4 hours and then met long hair, who was waiting for me with the car. we headed towards shimba hills, near diani, from where we could contemplate some stunning views of the indian ocean. i thought about my walk along its shore with the beautiful princess.

then we went to the ’40 thieves’ again for lunch, a few drinks and a last swim in the sea – the following day we were leaving kenya, this was our last night.

in the evening we first checked casaurina, where we found some girls, though none of them stood out; then we went on to tembo, which was deserted, very few pussies around but i managed to find a good one, spoke to her briefly and didn’t like her attitude so i moved on; next stop was pirate, which was closed, so our last hope was mombasa. fortunately we had the car, a great help to speed up our movements.

casablanca was going strong, it was packed when we got there at around 2 am. we combed the ground floor and then went up the stairs to the first floor where the bulk of the stock usually is. i started to walk around and suddenly saw a short and attractive girl; i grabbed her bum and then i saw that the gazelle was right behind her, so i grabbed the gazelle’s bum too; i was grabbing those two young bums and listening to casablanca’s african music.

the gazelle told me her period was gone, which i didn’t believe, but i thought about taking both of them with me: the gazelle and her friend. the gazelle’s friend could provide her pussy and i’d have 2 mouths and 2 good bodies to play with. they agreed with it so we left.

it was a fantastic threesome, they were both all over me, showing great enthusiasm and motivation. the gazelle’s friend was 25 yo and her skills were very advanced. after some foreplay with both pussies i fucked the gazelle’s friend straightaway. i loved that girl: she was so sweet and tender… then i had a beer before going for the second round.

i told them i loved their mouths and started to caress their thick lips with my index fingers, they were both looking straight at my eyes and licking my fingers, then my fingers entered their mouths and i felt their warm and wet tongues.

my left-hand finger was in the gazelle’s mouth and she was sucking it hard and completely, i even felt her hot throat with the tip of my finger. my right-hand finger was in the gazelle’s friend’s mouth, and she was squeezing it with her lips but, at the same time, hammering it with her fast tongue. i noticed my right-hand finger was receiving a more sophisticated treatment.

the threesome went on till the second round was over, then we went to sleep – i slept with a gazelle on each side, and with a mosquito net covering us.

in the morning we had another memorable sexual session; i paid them, they left and i headed for the airport with long hair.

the rain was splattering on the car’s windscreen, it was a dark day.


the end

Ioneto
05-08-05, 09:46
Hi Gladiator,

I’m sorry, I didn’t want to act as a teacher malaria: 3 years ago I was in Diani in the rain season and I sew a lot of people having malaria; I came back home the first of may.

The may 11 I began to feel bad: I start to take medicine when temperature arrived, and I went to the hospital.

In the hospital I told to the doctors: I have malaria and I’m taking this medicine; doctors weren’t sure about malaria, but they authorized me the prosecutetion with my medicine and did all the analisis.

After 1 week, discharging me from the hospital they told me the year before they recognised malaria in one man only before his death.

Malaria is not well knowed in westerns countries, the danger is to take malaria here and not there.

Well , Your report is very good and i liked it very much. I never went to Masai disco in Ukunda, I like Diani but not Shakatak, it’s like a western disco, I prefere open air.
You can find Beachalets arriving from Ukunda, few kilometres after Shakatak, cottages are near the Ocean and furnished with kitchen too.

In Nyali Glory vilas is good because girls friendly and near Tembo disco, if You go there ask for rooms on the left of the gate.

See You

Gladiator
05-08-05, 22:06
Ioneto,

Sorry to hear about your illness and I’m glad that you recovered well. Malaria is not a joke, especially in Kenya - a good anti-malarial treatment is a must if you go there.

You’re right: Shakatak is the typical disco for tourists, but Masai is quite the opposite, the problem is its lighting, as I pointed out in my report. There are some other great discos/bars in Ukunda but I forgot their names as some of them were in Swahili; a tour with a taxi driver, as we did, to show you all the local playgrounds is a good idea.

Thanks for the accommodation advice, it sounds quite good and I’ve taken note for when I go back, because I’ll go back at some point.

Tradewinds
05-11-05, 18:23
More pics. More to come!

Tradewinds

Hesekiels
05-12-05, 22:23
Hi guys,

Where is Simmers, Madhouse and Florida? Has anybody the addresses? Is it located in the centre of Nairobi and do all taxidrivers know that places?

And can somebody tell me where and how to chat up a girl in the afternoon? Do all girls know immediately what we want from them and is it a problem to get them straight to the hotel?

As a newbie I would be thankful for any kind of advice!

Hesekiels

Hesekiels
05-13-05, 20:38
Is 680 Hotel girl-friendly or do they charge an additonal amount when you bring a girl to your room?

Hesekiels

Mazungu
05-14-05, 03:07
Hesekiels,

All three bars are downtown and not to far from eachother. Any taxie cab will know where they are located. I suggest you hit one each night you are in Nairobi.

If you want to "chat" up a girl dont worry about it. Just let them come to you. They will will find you if you are in one of the hot spots during the day such as simmers. Florida and mad house wont be open during the day.

Peace,

Mazungu.

Hesekiels
05-14-05, 11:02
Mazungu, many thanks for your feedback!

By the way: Can you recommend me also some other places to go at daytime? And will the girls from Simmers come also to my hotel at noon when I ask? By the way, when do the girls come to the 'hotspots', at 08:00 p.m. or rather later?

I come to Nairobi in two weeks time and as a newbie any hint is highly appreciated!

Yours,

Hesekiels

Mazungu
05-15-05, 03:25
Hesekiels,

To be honest I lived in Kenya for three years and never tried to pick up a girl during the day. I was always a casual observer during the day though and know that simmers almost always a working girl or two in the afternoon time not many though. If you see a women drinking alone and looking your way that is an indication she is working.

As far as her agreeing to come to a motel with you at noon time I don’t think that would be a problem. Most of the women you will meet will make it very clear what their intentions are and they will understand what your intentions are.

Most of the hotspots start kicking well after 8:00. It is best to arrive at about 10:30 or 11:00 and depending on the night most stay open almost to the crack of dawn. There will be taxies working all night. And you will not have a problem getting a taxi right in front of the club that you visit. If you hook up with a nice girl in the club you could ask her to negotiate the taxi ride to your motel. It should not be that expensive depending on where you are staying.

Be sure to wear a rubber and give the girl some respect.

Peace

Mazungu

Tradewinds
05-17-05, 00:23
More photos from my recent visit, enjoy.

Tradewinds

Powerpuff Boy
05-17-05, 14:09
Hello All,

Am an avid reader of this posts and looking for contacts for ladies, if anyone can share please do PM me. while i check out the NBI scene i would def. start posting my views and reviews

Thx

Power Puff X

Hesekiels
05-17-05, 20:55
More photos from my recent visit, enjoy.

Tradewinds


Truly a great job, Tradewinds! Where did you get her from and what did you pay? Any contact number for us?

Hesekiels

Sweetboy07
05-17-05, 21:03
Some pics from February.

Hesekiels
05-18-05, 22:39
Hello Friends:

I will be in Nairobi during the first week of June! Maybe you can do me a favour? Namely:

Has somebody any contact addresses (telephone number or e-mail address) from a nice lady (or nice ladies) who I could easily contact for a rendevouz (and more)? I would highly appreciate if you recommend me somebody with whom you had already good experiences!

Thanks in advance,

Hesekiels

Hesekiels
05-18-05, 22:42
Hello Friends:

I will be in Nairobi during the first week of June! Maybe you can do me a favour? Namely:

Has somebody any contact addresses (telephone number or e-mail address) from a nice lady (or nice ladies) who I could easily contact for a rendevouz (and more)? I would highly appreciate if you recommend me somebody with whom you had already good experiences! For any support I would be most thankful!


Hesekiels

Tradewinds
05-20-05, 15:40
More pics, and the memories keep on rolling.

Tradewinds

BayBoy
06-01-05, 06:58
Do any of you guys in Kenya have information on safaris in the Serengeti to see the wild animals? I'm considering going there in the near future.

How many days in the wilds is sufficient to get a good view of the animals? How much do these safaris cost?
Whats the accomodations like out there?

And lastly, are there any mongering possibilities in the wilds?

Thanks for any info you can give me.

bayboy

Mazungu
06-02-05, 04:55
Do any of you guys in Kenya have information on safaris in the Serengeti to see the wild animals? I'm considering going there in the near future.

How many days in the wilds is sufficient to get a good view of the animals? How much do these safaris cost?
Whats the accomodations like out there?

And lastly, are there any mongering possibilities in the wilds?

Thanks for any info you can give me.

bayboyContact Planet Safari. I used them a few years agon and found them quite professional and cheap. Good bunch of people to use and they are owned by locals not ex-pats trying to make a buck in Africa.

http://www.planetkenyasafaris.com/introduction.asp

Give yourself 4 days in the wild anything longer will be drive you insane.

Chances of hooking up while on safari are not that great. But if you ask your dirver he may have some suggestions. Remember to tip driver and the cook well.

Peace,

Mazungu

BayBoy
06-04-05, 00:57
Thanks Mazungu for the info, I'll check out that Planet Safari website.

bayboy

Eve Lover
06-06-05, 14:07
Hello,

I have been visiting the New Florida ( Madhouse ) during my six monthly visits to Nairobi. Initially the Mad house seemed to be a paradise on earth . But slowly the fascination has faded. The girls do not appear to be as attractive as in the first times.

I request fellow Connoisseurs to give some new ideas as to a place where one can find young buxom classic ebony beauties or the contacts of an escort service.

Cheers

Eve Lover

Hesekiels
06-07-05, 19:01
Hello Friends:

If you are looking for a girl friendly place avoid '680 Hotel' in Kenyatta Avenue. My experience there during the past week was rather bad, not to say disappointing. The situation there is as follows: A lot of security guards hanging around, even on every floor (!) one! You think that gives more security? Wrong! The way it works is as follows: You cannot bring any visitor even at daytime (!) to your room - not even for 15 minutes - without being heavily harrassed. They will tell you that the girl must be registered at the reception - even at daytime - which costs some extra money (?)! But they ask you directly to give them a certain bribe for 'breaking that law'. Once you have given them let's say 200 KSHS they won't stop bothering you in your room every 20 minutes with telephone calls or knocking on the door. The only purpose is to increase the amount you have given a little bit more. If you do accept that once, they approach you at any occasion even when you are alone just to ask for more 'support' (one day I was asked to give 1.000 KSHS just for nothing) And that all happened during daytime only!

At nighttime the situation is getting even worse! If you do not register the girl at the front desk the real trouble starts (by the way, at nighttime registration is really a requirement by the hotel management. This costs you then additionally 1.700 KSHS for the whole night). The bribe for 'hiding the guest' overnight would cost you at least 500 KSHS which looks still like a pretty good deal compared with the official rate. But, the lady has to leave the room before the dayguard arrives (07:00 a.m.) for reasons that I do not quite understand. My experience was that the new guy expects of course also an adaquate amount of 'tip' for the conspiracy (actually for what, when the visitor has already left before the shift changed?).

Finally I gave it up and registered my visitors officially. Things are well under control now? Wrong again! As you need not bribe the guard anymore he (or she) is now terrible upset due to the loss of additional income. And so the nightguard was teaching me the following lesson: He gave me a telephone call at 04:30 a.m. (!), saying 'sorry, Sir, I hope you do not sleep anymore? I need some extra money for my busticket! Otherwise I have to walk home!'

Of course I gave no 'financial support' but an official complaint to the hotel management and hopefully things change in the future. But why should you guys take any risk? Simply select another hotel (eg. Stanley, Hilton, Oakwood) and save you from such trouble! Has somebody a similar experience in '680'?

Yours,

Hesekiels

Denis1960
06-08-05, 09:41
Yes, it was already a bit like that at the 680 hotel, obviously the guards must have made some money here and there using this method, so have now gone into higher gear.

As for the Simmers, I have stopped going there as the barman and waiters are extraordinarily slow and inneficient and will blatently rip you off (the word is weak) on your change (going all the way to "No, it was not KSh500 you gave me, it was 200") and when caught look at you with that stupid face or, at best, just plainly throw your now correct change towards you. Very, very unpleasant attitude!

Carlos Primeros
06-14-05, 21:50
my last visit to keniya was a couple of years ago. i stayed in the severin-hotel north of mombasa. it is/was a hunting lodge of a german industrialist and hunter and a girl-friendly 4-star hotel. alas- i went hunting to tembo and [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117). tembo was torched after my visit. i heard that it is back in business - does anybody know details?

carlos

Powerpuff Boy
06-15-05, 13:55
Hello All,

This place does have afew stunners - Was here for a week, and now am ready to post what I thought was a good experience!

~ ~Nairobi ~ ~

Best places to go are F1 & F2 (My opinion)

Prices ranged from Ks 3000 LT and 1000 ST

Both places had some aggressive women, and i got a Nairobi handshake as soon as i entered. (ladies passing by grab and squeeze ur member gently ) gets you ready for the night!

Chose your lady and ask her to come over. Make sure to tell her what your intensions are to avoid any misunderstanding. I made that mistake in Mombasa, but we came to a mutual agreement.

~ ~ Mombasa ~ ~

Best Places : Tembo & Florida

Same as Nairobi, but u can land on an 8 in these places easily ! ! yummy

Thx WSG for this forum ! ! ! It does help Nymph's like me ;)

Sorry all, I didnt manage to get any numbers while there.

Any one in the Dubai scene who wants to hook up PM me, should be there in a month or more.

Until then, Happy mongering!

PoWeR

Dartrip
06-25-05, 10:41
I am travelling back to Kenya and Nairobi the 22nd of July and if there are anyone interested to meet, just drop me a message! I am very well orientated in Kenya and i know exactly where to go to find the nice girls. It would be nice to have some beers and then go mongering around town and pick up some nice girls.

Hope to hear from someone else also travelling there around the 22nd of July.

Daniel

Auaind
06-26-05, 07:11
my last visit to keniya was a couple of years ago. i stayed in the severin-hotel north of mombasa. it is/was a hunting lodge of a german industrialist and hunter and a girl-friendly 4-star hotel. alas- i went hunting to tembo and [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117). tembo was torched after my visit. i heard that it is back in business - does anybody know details?

carlosyeah it's rocking again but only really after midnight. lots of tourists and a nice selection of girls. earlier on in the evening (actually all day but some of us have work to do) cheers is a good place next to bora bora night club.

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Auaind
06-26-05, 07:18
Hello,

I have been visiting the New Florida ( Madhouse ) during my six monthly visits to Nairobi. Initially the Mad house seemed to be a paradise on earth . But slowly the fascination has faded. The girls do not appear to be as attractive as in the first times.

I request fellow Connoisseurs to give some new ideas as to a place where one can find young buxom classic ebony beauties or the contacts of an escort service.

Cheers

Eve LoverEscort service? Pick up the Nation Newspaper. There's a whole section under "BEAUTY". Just by reading the ads you'll know what's happening.

As for bars here's always Annie Oakley's and Klubhouse. If you're tired of the pros you can try just about any bar - Tamasha, Carnivore, Gypsy etc. Picking up working girls is too easy here so if the pro scene has gotten tiresome you should look at this.

Just make sure the girl understands that it is a temporary arrangement.

Have fun!

Hesekiels
06-26-05, 18:49
Auaind is absolutely right! No big deal to talk to a 'working girl' and invite her for a drink or two. During my stay in '680 Hotel' I asked a girl from the reception for an appointment and she agreed immediately. Obviously we had to go to another hotel for one night, but the extra cost was worth it. Good entertainment, a very nice conversation and excellent sex. And the best part was that she did not ask for money. I gave her, however, some cash for the taxi and an adequate tip. Try it in a way like that when you are sick and tired of the pros.!

Hesekiels

Auaind
07-01-05, 16:36
In Nairobi try the dancers at the Maddhouse(s) after the show. You'll need to arrange to meet them outside the club as they aren't allowed to drink inside. I usually get their numbers and call them the next day- works out better for me.

Mombasa Flo(rida) and Bora Bora dancers seem to be encouraged to party with the guests. I guess it brings in more business. Bora Bora has the hottest dancers followed by Mombasa Flo and then Nairobi. Plus the show's actually entertaining.

Hmm need to plan a trip soon.

A

Tcmits
07-09-05, 02:46
A few years ago Planet was decent, now they are crap. I used them in late 2003. They had two broken vehicles on my trip, costing one of the people a day of their trip and my friends almost missed their plane. They 8 hour buffer for the flight was down to minutes when we got back to NBO.

Another pair of my friends used them for a gorilla trip. Turns out they didn't book the permits or have the driver pick them up in Uganda. They were ripped of for about $500 each. Do Not Use Planet Safari.


Contact Planet Safari. I used them a few years agon and found them quite professional and cheap. Good bunch of people to use and they are owned by locals not ex-pats trying to make a buck in Africa.

Give yourself 4 days in the wild anything longer will be drive you insane.

Chances of hooking up while on safari are not that great. But if you ask your dirver he may have some suggestions. Remember to tip driver and the cook well.

Peace,

Mazungu

Swede Thing
07-09-05, 23:50
Just as member #2350 says "planet safari" are maybe not the most reliable safari operator in Kenya. If it works it will be Ok but if it doesn't, you will have a problem.

If you can accept that you lose one day you can take planet safari but if not you might have to pay a little more.

My advise would be to check in the Rough guide or in the Lonely planet guides for Kenya for reliable operators or maybe just post something on Lonely planets forum the "thorn tree". You can reach that at www.lonelyplanet.com

If you go for a more upmarket safari everyone will expect tips from you in every situation som would definitely go for a budget operator but that is my choice.

Auaind
07-14-05, 16:56
Just as member #2350 says "planet safari" are maybe not the most reliable safari operator in Kenya. If it works it will be Ok but if it doesn't, you will have a problem.

If you can accept that you lose one day you can take planet safari but if not you might have to pay a little more.

My advise would be to check in the Rough guide or in the Lonely planet guides for Kenya for reliable operators or maybe just post something on Lonely planets forum the "thorn tree". You can reach that at www.lonelyplanet.com

If you go for a more upmarket safari everyone will expect tips from you in every situation som would definitely go for a budget operator but that is my choice.You could also walk into just about any decent looking travel agency on the street and get yourself a good deal. Some of the better ones are 5 Continents, Vintage, Acharya Travel etc (all located in the city center).

A

Afro Traveller
07-19-05, 23:20
Nyali beach hotel.

Wonderful for a weeks stay. the night club at NB hotel is full of mombasa society (WED, FRI, SAT right now in low season) with nice ladies just out for the night. they are all open to be chatted up, more so if you speak a bit of Kiswahili. They all are romantic girls, who look for a nominal boy friend (without illusions) and if you are good, after a first night (hotel is not a prison service) you meet any time during the day for more fun during afternoon breaks. No hassle whatsoever. Not hard core action like Tembo. Casino open every night with nice bystanders. Harry's Bar has regular girls (a bit upmarket) but VERY nice to go out with to town if you enjoy company more than just sex. You must want more than just a lay. Otherwise plenty of alternatives in touristic nite spots. If in need for a quick room any time during the day or nite, try Gloria Hotel and Villas at Nyali. Taxis know it well.

Frank Africa
07-25-05, 18:43
Nairobi Trip Report:

Made it back to Nairobi for the first time in over 7 years. This was one of my regular hangouts back in the 1980s and I always enjoy stopping by here. Here's my 3-night report - in summary, nothing much happened until the 3rd night.

First night, I arrived at the Grand Regency after midnight (Hilton was full). Place was deserted except for one very attractive young lady at the all-night cafe, who appeared to be 25 years old, with great tits. Chit-chatted with her as I ate a sandwich and enjoyed her company. She informed me that the charge at the Grand Regency to bring a girl up to the room was $64 (even more than what the Hilton charges), but not to worry, that she knew a way to get to my room on her own, without my being charged. She then offered to come see me in my room, for just an hour, not all night. I inquired as to how much money she was expecting and she replied $100. I said that she must be joking, that my understanding was that the fee for short-time was 1,000 Kenyan shillings (just over $13), that I'd be willing to pay 1,500 K. shillings ($20) but no more. She stuck to her guns on the $100 (surprising since it was after 1 a.m. at this point), so I smiled, said thanks have a good evening, then went up to my room alone (without giving her my room number).

Second night, I arrived at the Hilton, again around midnight. The "Jockey Club" bar on the ground floor was closing up by the time I got there, plus the place was almost empty, except for a very pushy so-so looking Somali girl who I had no interest in. So I walked outside, over to "Simmers" located just in front of the 680 Hotel on Kenyatta Avenue. I prefer this type of place to the Florida clubs, as Simmers is more low-key. Hooked up with a nice looking tall, slender girl named Juliette and bought her a Guinness. After some flirting she convinced me to go sit at a table in the back, ordered another Guinness, then proceeded to give me a lap dance that was equal to if not superior to any lap dance I've received in the U.S. The only problem was that she was obviously very drunk at this point and looked as if she was going to pass out (turns out that she had already had a couple of large Guinness's before I had met her). I didn't feel like dealing with a situation like that at the Hilton (or anywhere else), so I half-carried her back to her girlfriends, told them to take care of her, and walked back to the Hilton alone.

Third night, finally some success. Had dinner on the upstairs level at the Trattoria italian restaurant. Around 9:30 p.m., I walked outside and across the street were two young ladies, all bundled up in sweaters and jackets, talking to a security guard. The security guard waved me over and introduced me to both girls, but it was hard to tell much about them in the dark, so I kept walking over to Simmers. Walked in and immediately saw Juliette, who apologized for the previous night and said that yes she had been quite drunk and didn't blame me for giving up on her.

Went over to buy a beer at the bar and saw the two young girls (from across the Trattoria) walk in. Since the lighting was much better at Simmers, I was able to see the two girls clearly and saw that both were attractive and appeared to be around 20. I re-introduced myself to them and offered to buy them drinks, then we sat down at a table away from the action.

One girl was about 5' 5" and 140 lbs, medium dark, named Frida, decent looking with excellent English. She claimed to be 22 which I think is correct. The other girl was tiny and skinny, very beautiful, dark-skinned, hair in braids, said she was 20 but may have been 19, named Carol, who spoke very little English. I was more interested in Carol and ended up having her agree to go to a nearby short-stay hotel for an hour or so (500 K. sh. for the room), however Carol's condition was that Frida come along since she spoke better English. I mentioned that I had exactly 2,500 Kenyan shillings on me (true!), so after paying for the room I would have only 2,000 shillings, or only 1,000 for each of them, and they both said "fine."

The three of us walked a few blocks over to Tom Mboya Avenue, close to the Archives building, and took a room for 500 sh. at the Hotel Bilmass, which seems to be in the same building as the old Hallion's 2000 bar that was one of my hangouts in the 1980s. The room was actually clean and ok, one big bed with a mosquito net, and bathroom down the hall. Both girls separately went down the hall to the bathroom to freshen up, then we all stripped down and got into bed together.

Turned out to be a fun 2-girl session, with lots of kissing, tickling, uncovered oral from both of them separately, with Frida's mouth on my dick and Carol tea-bagging me. Then penetration separately from both (using a condom). Ended up lying on my back having Frida give me hot full-tongue kissing while Carol rode on top of me. Frida was clearly the more experienced of the two, especially her kissing and BJ skills, while Carol was shy and VERY tight, which led me to believe that she doesn't do this very often, although her BJ and tea-bagging was good. NOTE: there was NO lesbian-type interaction between the two girls at all.

Ended up getting dressed around 11:15 p.m. to go back to the Hilton. The girls asked if they could keep the room, which was fine with me as no paperwork had been filled in at the front desk, just the room key in return for the 500 shs. As I left, both girls were still naked, lying under the covers giggling and smiling.

Too bad I had to leave town the next day, I would have enjoyed hooking up with these two again.
By the way, Frida gave me her phone number. PM me if you're legit and interested in meeting either her or Carol.

Frank Africa
07-28-05, 17:06
Some comments about Nairobi that I forgot to mention in my recent trip report:

The crime level has continued to increase each time that I return to Nairobi. There were lots of people floating around the downtown streets of Nairobi, including an increased number of desperate, hungry hookers and several suspicious-looking guys. In retrospect, I took a major risk by walking with Frida and Carol for the 4/5 blocks from Simmers to the Hotel Bilmass on Tom Mboya Avenue, and I'm lucky that no one hassled us or even walked close to use. If I had to do it over again, I would have sprung for a cab ride. Remember, in comparison to the US, a short cab ride here is dirt-cheap, and well worth it.

I mentioned that I only had around 2,500 K. shillings in my wallet when I met Frida & Carol. That was true, because whenever I am in Nairobi (or almost anywhere on the road these days), I lock up my passport, air ticket, most of my cash and all of my credit cards in the hotel room safe (both the Nairobi Hilton and the Grand Regency have safes in each room, heck even the 680 had room safes the last time I stayed there). Then I walk around town with only a small amount of cash, plus my US driver's license as an ID. That way, if I get robbed, I will only lose the small amount of cash on me, and if my entire wallet gets stolen, I lose an ID which is not that important when I'm travelling (compared to a passport) and which can easily be replaced when I return home. Even if I'm totally cleaned out, I can always take a cab back to the hotel and go upstairs to the room safe to get cash to pay the cab driver.

This technique also makes it easier to negotiate with a girl - I'm not a very good liar, so it's easier to be able to show my wallet and say "look, this is all I have." And most girls in a third-world country who start out by demanding $100 will usually drop their price down to what I'm offering and have in my wallet, especially if the alternative is no cash at all. That's why I was so surprised that the girl at the Grand Regency refused to budge from her initial $100 request, since what I was offering her (1,500 K. shs. for a short stay) was more than the going rate, and it was already after 1 a.m., meaning that the chances of finding another customer was very slim. My only guess here is that she may have already made a lot of money that night, but even then it's hard to believe that she didn't want 1,500 more.

Another idea - I usually carry an old cancelled passport in my baggage somewhere. That way, in the slim chance that I do have my passport stolen, I have the older passport to prove that I'm a US citizen and which will make it easier for the nearest US embassy to issue me a new passport.

********************

Finally, Frida's phone number. I'm not surprised that my report generated several PMs requesting her cell phone number. But in all 3 cases, the requests came from guys who had minimal posts (the most was 3 posts), in fact one PMer had made zero posts. Sorry guys, but that won't work. If you want this sort of info, you have to make some contributions of your own to WSG first. In any case, if you really want to meet Frida and Carol, just go to Simmers yourself and ask around - I'm sure that you can find them fairly quickly.

Auaind
07-29-05, 14:18
Some comments about Nairobi that I forgot to mention in my recent trip report:

The crime level has continued to increase each time that I return to Nairobi. There were lots of people floating around the downtown streets of Nairobi, including an increased number of desperate, hungry hookers and several suspicious-looking guys. In retrospect, I took a major risk by walking with Frida and Carol for the 4/5 blocks from Simmers to the Hotel Bilmass on Tom Mboya Avenue, and I'm lucky that no one hassled us or even walked close to use. If I had to do it over again, I would have sprung for a cab ride. Remember, in comparison to the US, a short cab ride here is dirt-cheap, and well worth it.Yeah downtown Nairobi at night is one scary place; in my opinion as bad as Joburg in South Africa or NYC. I would recommend sticking to the more well known places like the Floridas, Simmers etc. Annie Oakley's is OK too I guess but mostly the "local foreigners" go there- not too many tourist types. Always stick to taxis- try to avoid the ones that look like wrecks- they tend to run out of fuel on the road. And never, ever walk downtown at night unless you're into extreme adventure and risking your life. It's extremely likely that you'll get mugged or at the very least harrassed and/or robbed.

As for hotels try and keep to the more decent looking places - forking out an extra $20 is worth avoiding the stinky pillows, sheets, mattresses etc etc. Terminal Hotel is good (and near Florida), Plums, Klubhouse (the hotel part), Heron court, Sagret Hotel etc are all girl-friendly (maybe a small $2-3 tip to the security guard), reasonably clean and not too expensive. Sometimes the girl will ask you to come back to her place- bad idea unless you've been with her a few times and know her well enough to trust her.

As mentioned before keep most of your cash and passport, laptop, whatever locked up in a safe (not the room- that's not safe!). When I go out I usually keep about 2,000-3,000 shillings in my wallet (which sits in the front pocket of my jeans not the back- makes it harder to steal) and an ID card that doesn't matter. All credit cards, Rolexes, expensive mobile phones, mont-blanc pens etc etc stay home.. There's been cases of tourists being forced to withdraw cash at ATMs by unscrupulous women and their pimps so better not risk it.

Oh yes and don't forget the condom- buy them from Nakumatt or just pick them up from the street vendors outside the clubs. You'll be surprised how many hookers don't carry any around with them.

The choice of beautiful, cheap women is unbelievable in Nairobi but all you need is one bad experience to ruin everything. Sticking to the basics goes a long way in ensuring something stupid doesn't happen.

Have fun!

A

kanding
07-29-05, 16:51
Is it possible to buy Viagra ower the counter (without prescription) in Kenya?
How much is it?

Where?

Thanks

Blastoff
07-31-05, 11:47
The choice of beautiful, cheap women is unbelievable in Nairobi

Have fun!

AThanks for the detailed insight. It will be invaluable info to me as many of the other posts on this site as I am planning my African trip for the first half of next year.

There seems to be conflicting reports of what the average pre-agreed price for a girl for the night should be in Nairobi. Some say 500 shillings, then others 1,00 and I have even heard as much as 3,000.

In you honourable opinions, what should a first time traveller to Nairobi use as an average bench make price.

Thanks in advance. ;)

Auaind
08-01-05, 05:46
In you honourable opinions, what should a first time traveller to Nairobi use as an average bench make price.

Depends on the girl and time of night- usually the later it gets the lower the price (as she'll have no alternative but to go home "empty handed"). I've never paid more than KShs 2,500 ($30-ish) for LT but that was for a stunner with great service who I wanted to see again. Average is around $25 for LT. You can get them as cheap as $10 but I wouldn't recommend anyone that cheap for an LT. ST rates are about $15-$20. Avoid less than $10 for anything (ST, LT, BJ etc) - the risk of catching at the very least candida or herpes or some other irritating skin infection just aint worth it.

Having said that I have come across extremely beautiful Arab and Indian girls in Mombasa and Dar es Salaam (not found any yet in Nairobi unfortunately) who want about $50-$60. These girls will not negotiate less (they even start the bidding at $100) and usually have a captive market with wealthy businessmen so I don't waste my time.

If you're a white/japanese/arab foreigner then you'll likely get quoted higher prices first after a while they'll come down to the usual rates. Or free. If they think you'll marry them and whisk them away to paradise and riches in Europe (ha!).

Sex here is free compared to the West- what the unfortunate folks back in Europe and the US pay for an hour we can get a different girl every night for two weeks!

A

Auaind
08-01-05, 05:52
Is it possible to buy Viagra ower the counter (without prescription) in Kenya?

How much is it?

Where?

ThanksTry Shield Pharmaceuticals in Unga House (westlands) opposite Soho's pub. I think it's about $50 a box or something. They might have Cialis instead of viagra but I would think that's irrelevant. ;-)

A

Frank Africa
08-01-05, 18:11
Thanks for the detailed insight. It will be invaluable info to me as many of the other posts on this site as I am planning my African trip for the first half of next year.

There seems to be conflicting reports of what the average pre-agreed price for a girl for the night should be in Nairobi. Some say 500 shillings, then others 1,000 and I have even heard as much as 3,000.

In you honourable opinions, what should a first time traveller to Nairobi use as an average bench make price.

Thanks in advance. ;)
From reading past posts on this board, plus from my recent experience, the going rate seems to be 1,000 K. shillings for a short-time stay (one hour or so), while an all-night stay would be 3,000 K. shillings, maybe less if you're catching the girl at the end of the night.

500 shillings? Maybe if the girl is desperate, but that seems really low for a foreigner to pay. And there's always the possibility of receiving a rushed lousy session or the risk of getting robbed.

While I am a strong advocate of not overpaying these girls, at the same time, underpaying brings its own risks. Better to pay 1,000 and have the girl feel comfortable with you - for that amount, she'll be able to get home and eat for the next 24 hours, even if she doesn't have any other customers after you.

Blastoff
08-02-05, 07:00
Auaind, Frank Africa, Thanks heaps for the info and all your good pointers.

Inside information like this is invaluable. I will post on this board before I go so if any guys want to meet up then, dinner is on me.

Pedro Chilli
08-02-05, 19:19
From my experience of a year ago, 2000 sh was enough and they were always happy to see me again in the madhouse (Florida disco). 1000 sh is taking the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) if you live in a first world country and expect a good LT in Kenya. Exploitation of these girls is a lowdown dirty deed.

M Zungo
08-10-05, 18:23
I fully agree Pedro however I let it remain unsaid whether I think 2000 justifies it, but then imagine working in a factory for 7000 kshs a month...that is slavery.
Ive tried with some of these girls to get them into some "normal jobs", paid them computer courses, set them up with jobs, but they always seem uninterested and goes back to the disco.

Only way if you want them to stop( lets say you have found the one you want!!) I think is make them pregnant and marry them( which of course will almost certainly create lots of new problems..), dont ever beleive one if she says she will wait for you and "if you send some money I dont have to go out "etc, that is a load of rubbish.

If you still send them some money, whether in Thailand or Kenya is of course a different story, I do that sometimes just to help girls I like.

Pedro wrote:

(From my experience of a year ago, 2000 sh was enough and they were always happy to see me again in the madhouse (Florida disco). 1000 sh is taking the [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) if you live in a first world country and expect a good LT in Kenya. Exploitation of these girls is a lowdown dirty deed. )

08-02-05 07:00

Pathologic
08-11-05, 05:59
I've just returned from Nairobi and Mombasa. I found prices ranged from 500ksh to 1,500ksh. Was more likely to encounter 500ksh in Nairobi (beer halls). Average was 1,000ksh for a few hours. I paid 1,500ksh for 2 girls at Bamburi Beach.

Mtwapa was generally cheaper than other places in Mombasa, and personally I liked the place because the girls weren't pushy, most were attractive, prices were good as was the food.

Pedro Chilli
08-11-05, 15:35
Have just booked a ticket for Nairobi leaving on Sept 10 for 3 weeks. Plan to go to Malindi or Diani, as well as a few days in Nairobi and Mombasa. Anyone travelling at the same time fancy meeting up. Apart from having a drinking buddy, shared taxi fares etc can be useful.

Cheers

Pedro Chilli
08-12-05, 23:13
Was more likely to encounter 500ksh in Nairobi (beer halls). Average was 1,000ksh for a few hours.So come on George, enlighten us, where are these places?

M Zungo
08-15-05, 08:51
Downtown Nairobi you will find plenty of them.

Frank Africa
08-15-05, 18:55
So come on George, enlighten us, where are these places?
Please read my July 25th trip report. Found two young lovelies at Simmers (Kenyatta Avenue across from the 680 Hotel) who were more than willing to spend a few hours with me for 1,000 K. shillings per person, which seemed to be the going rate from my brief discussions with other girls at Simmers as well.

I'm sure that you could ask any good taxi driver to take you to "the nearest beer hall that is like Simmer's" and have similar luck.

500 sh. is certainly possible but may be difficult for a Westerner to arrange (as opposed to a local guy). It always depends on how desperate the girl is, but my advice for any Westerner monger who reads this web site to expect to have to pay 1,000 Kenyan shillings (just over US $13 or 10 Euros)

Pedro Chilli
08-15-05, 20:15
Have been to Simmers a few times.

Every time some arsehole waiter tries to rip me off. This seems a familiar theme in Kenya. But luckily, Kenyan girls, wherever you meet 'em, more than make up for this annoyance.

Pedro Chilli
08-15-05, 20:36
What, like the Green Bar?

No thanks.

M Zungo
08-16-05, 10:30
Simmers is a good pick up point and just tell the waiter his name that you read on his badge when you order and you will get your change.

Once you learn more about Africa you will stop using big bills since "disappearing change" is a common way of taking advantage of drunken Westerners who cant even spot the difference between a Masaai and a Nigerian. "Ehhhh he was black with curly hair" but there are lots of waiters like that in Nairobi.

If you with "green bar" mean the shithole around River road area (modern green) stay away, horrible girls and very dangerous area.

Take a walk downtown close to Florida 2000 you have several very big and very nice bars full of Kenyans ,sit down have a beer look around dont worry if you want a girl you will find one, these are not "full pros" so dont expect it to be like Madhouse or something where they grab you crotch on arrival.

Auaind
08-16-05, 13:16
What, like the Green Bar?

No thanks.Green bar is in one of the roughest parts of Nairobi. Foreigners would be crazy to go there. Heck even the locals are afraid.

I'm not into the "Fear Factor" lifestyle so prefer to go to some of the places on Moi Ave (Jazz bar etc) or Kimathi Street. Better still Annie Oakley's and RK's (near Yaya). Cheap women and hot beers ..er I mean hot women and cheap beers..

That's what it's all about innit?

AU

Auaind
08-16-05, 13:21
Have been to Simmers a few times.

Every time some arsehole waiter tries to rip me off. This seems a familiar theme in Kenya. But luckily, Kenyan girls, wherever you meet 'em, more than make up for this annoyance.I usually tip 'em (the waiters) reasonably often so it helps reduce the ripping off. Also I try and pay for drinks as they come- running a tab can convenient but suicidal.

AU

Pedro Chilli
08-17-05, 19:13
Went there a few times in '91.

One time some beefy wench wrestled my arm behind my back forcing me to buy her a beer.

Pretty embarressing. Havn't been back since.

Pathologic
08-18-05, 04:32
Like M Zungo said, there are plenty of places downtown NBO. Simmers is good fun...I typically paid 800-1,000kshs there. Try Floridas 1 and 2. The bar at Carnivore attracts a few good lookers. Also, bars in local hotels are good fun and top spots for a natter i.e. accommodation hotels, but girls are rarely good looking. On my last trip I pre-arranged a few dates through various chat rooms.

Nordic
08-18-05, 09:39
Last time I visited Nairobi there was wireless internet connection ads. on papers for 2400Ksh 64kb/mo. Did not have change to try and would like to know what do I need on my laptop? PCMCIA slot? Something else? And how does these connections work? Better and more reliable than land lines in cyber cafes?

Thank you

M Zungo
08-19-05, 18:10
A few options and more coming quite fast.Depends a bit on what area of Nairobi and how much you want to spend.

However there is always the problem of sudden disconnections, depending on what you use it for.

PM me i will tell you what i know.

M Zungo
08-19-05, 18:14
All the countries in East Africa are very cheap (if you go a bit local that is if you go the tourist route it can be very expensive) and easy to enjoy but if it is the first time perhaps Kenyas coast is the easiest.

Once you know how it works in those countries it doesnt matter where you are you pick up girls as you like no matter of where, how and what time it is etc.

Carlos Primeros
08-20-05, 03:59
i will have to go to mombasa nest week. i was not there fore more than two years. what is going on there at present time besides tembo und [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117)? what are the in-places now?

please advise

carlos

Auaind
08-22-05, 12:19
i will have to go to mombasa nest week. i was not there fore more than two years. what is going on there at present time besides tembo und [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117)? what are the in-places now?

please advise

carlosflorida, cheers, casablanca and just about any bar on the north coast. cheers gets busy from around 8:00pm, flo starts kickin at around 11:00.

for those with nothing better to do you can just pick up girls strolling on the beach during the day.

a

Johan Waans
08-22-05, 18:43
Just be careful with girls in Cheers (probably other places too). For the first time in all my trips in Africa , a girl stole some money from me when i was in the bathroom. Saw it, but she kept denying and only gave it back when I threatened to call the cops. Only later did I realize that she had stolen more than I first thought. This is one of the first times my instinct let me down. My compliments to the girl, a real Hollywood level actress.

Pedro Chilli
08-25-05, 20:21
I have just read in a well known guide book that a single entry Kenyan visa will allow you visit either Uganda or Tanzania without having to get another visa when you return to Kenya. Anyone have any info on this?

Tcmits
08-26-05, 02:51
I have just read in a well known guide book that a single entry Kenyan visa will allow you visit either Uganda or Tanzania without having to get another visa when you return to Kenya. Anyone have any info on this?I'm about 99.45% sure this is correct. I do know for certain that if you want to stay over six months you need to leave East Africa. Just going to Uganda or Tanzania does not qualify. Also some of my friends went over to Uganda and did not need new visas. This was as of 2003.

M Zungo
08-26-05, 08:25
If you fly out of Kenya you will always need a new VISA.50 dollars.

When I have crossed with bus I have been allowed back in on the same VISA.

Pedro Chilli
08-26-05, 19:52
Thanks guys. I'm thinking of bussing it from Nairobi to Kampala via Kisumu to break up a 12 hour bus journey. Never been to Kisumu or Kampala before.

You can never really trust guide books as things can change, but apparently there is a bus that does this trip with huge seats and they serve bevvies on the way. Sounds interesting.

Chino83
08-27-05, 06:43
I have just read in a well known guide book that a single entry Kenyan visa will allow you visit either Uganda or Tanzania without having to get another visa when you return to Kenya. Anyone have any info on this?The best way to find out and get some first class information is simply to call the nearest Ugandian Embassy.

Chino83
08-27-05, 06:44
I have just read in a well known guide book that a single entry Kenyan visa will allow you visit either Uganda or Tanzania without having to get another visa when you return to Kenya. Anyone have any info on this?
Sorry, I ment Kenyan Embassy.

Swede Thing
08-28-05, 22:54
Hi,

The bustrip is OK. Scandinavian express is my favourite. Akamba is also OK. As said, you can reenter on a single entry visa if you travel to Uganda and return. Did it in march this year and have done it previous year also.

Auaind
08-29-05, 05:42
Thanks guys. I'm thinking of bussing it from Nairobi to Kampala via Kisumu to break up a 12 hour bus journey. Never been to Kisumu or Kampala before.

You can never really trust guide books as things can change, but apparently there is a bus that does this trip with huge seats and they serve bevvies on the way. Sounds interesting.The bus ride is scenic but loooooong. Scandinavian Express is probably the best followed by Akamba but they tend to get full so try and book early to get the good seats (usually near the front). Bear in mind offices for both buses are in the ratty part of Nairobi so be careful when you go there.

Oh yeaah the bus is also an extremely effective way to meet backpacker girls!

A

M Zungo
08-29-05, 10:52
But who would want a back packer girl when you have the option of so many African queens?

I assume with backpacker you mean these white, mostly overweight girls that tend to backpack in Africa, or have I missed something ?

Pedro Chilli
08-29-05, 16:38
Thanks again for all the info boys. Thats what this boards all about.

Ahh. Finish work on friday afternoon, get a good nights kip, catch a flight at 10am on Saturday morning, and your mongering by midnight. Thats why for me, this place has the edge over SE Asia. I've had enough of overnight flights, especially with layovers in the middle east.

Will be landing in Nairobi in a couple of weeks and reports will follow.

Frank Africa
08-29-05, 19:59
I have just read in a well known guide book that a single entry Kenyan visa will allow you visit either Uganda or Tanzania without having to get another visa when you return to Kenya. Anyone have any info on this?
This was true for me. When I arrived by airplane in Nairobi last month, I told the immigration officer at Kenyatta Airport that I was only staying in Nairobi for one night, then I would fly to Uganda, and then return by airplane later in the week. So he gave me a single-entry visa and it worked just like he said it would - when I returned to Nairobi by plane from Entebbe, I was able to re-enter on the same visa, without paying $50 again.

I know that it sounds counter-intuitive to enter Kenya twice on a single-entry visa, but that's what happened. The only restriction was that I had to return to Kenya before the expiration date on the visa (one month, I think).

Auaind
08-30-05, 05:47
But who would want a back packer girl when you have the option of so many African queens?

I assume with backpacker you mean these white, mostly overweight girls that tend to backpack in Africa, or have I missed something ?True lots of nubile locals to choose from. Some of the Swedish / Danish / Spanish girls though can be very very nice and who knows you could get them to do a threesome with hot local lass (I've heard people do this but never been able to myself). Oh well best be thankful for the bountiful fruits that we do have rather than the cocktails we aspire to have, no?

By the way was in Nairobi last week met an incredible non - (ish) pro who works in the CD shop in one of the malls (not telling which, makes it kinda like a treasure hunt for those who care)... Saw her, bought her coffee, got her number, took her for dinner, next day took her clubbing and man, what an experience. Can't wait to go back and see her again.

Hopefully I'll get some pics.

A

Pedro Chilli
08-30-05, 15:47
But who would want a back packer girl when you have the option of so many African queens?

I assume with backpacker you mean these white, mostly overweight girls that tend to backpack in Africa, or have I missed something ?While I feel pretty strongly about ripping off working girls wherever in the world, backpacker chicks are fair game. Never turn your nose up at a freebie.

Prudence
09-01-05, 08:53
I have read most of you enquiring about travel to Kenya and its neighbouring countries.

If anyone is interested in knowing more about Kenya and the best bus to use or anything that will be help, I will be glad to answer their questions with full details. N/b am in Kenya ( Mombasa ) at the moment.

Enjoy your stay in Kenya

Prudence
09-01-05, 09:06
my last visit to keniya was a couple of years ago. i stayed in the severin-hotel north of mombasa. it is/was a hunting lodge of a german industrialist and hunter and a girl-friendly 4-star hotel. alas- i went hunting to tembo and [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117). tembo was torched after my visit. i heard that it is back in business - does anybody know details?

carlostembo is back to operation. open twenty four hours and a minimum charge of two hundred entry fee for the gents and one hundred for ladies.

have fun on your next visit.

Prudence
09-01-05, 09:26
What is better. Booking a complete package with a travel agency, or, buying an airticket only and looking for a hotel in Mombasa? Any advice is appreciated!

HesekielsIts very cheap to book the air ticket yourself and get a hotel to stay in Mombasa since they vary in rates.

For more information PM me and I will send you a numer of hotels with their rates and telephone numbers.

Swede Thing
09-05-05, 23:44
The cheapest price for a ticket to Nairobi for me includes 2 nights on a OK hotel (panafric). I had to pay extra for the better ones but not very much actually. Anyway, are any of these hotels girl friendly?

Panafric, Safari club, New Stanley or Jacaranda.

I usually stay in the 1500 ksh a night range so this would make a change for me.

Auaind
09-06-05, 11:24
The cheapest price for a ticket to Nairobi for me includes 2 nights on a OK hotel (panafric). I had to pay extra for the better ones but not very much actually. Anyway, are any of these hotels girl friendly?

Panafric, Safari club, New Stanley or Jacaranda.

I usually stay in the 1500 ksh a night range so this would make a change for me.Safari club (if it's the one in the city center) is all-suite so shouldn't be a problem. It's a little run down now, though but a very short (don't walk!) cab ride to Madhouse(s) and simmer's. I've not had problems bringing girls into Jacaranda. Besides it's walking distance from a couple of cool bars (yes, you can actually walk there) like Pizza Garden and Gypsies as well as the big mall with pretty non-pros waiting to be picked up so that's a bonus.

Panafric just make a deal with the receptionist/guards beforehand. New Stanley can be bothersome but like Panafric is ok if you "tip" the reception beforehand.

Hope this helps,

Au

Frank Africa
09-06-05, 15:17
The cheapest price for a ticket to Nairobi for me includes 2 nights on a OK hotel (panafric). I had to pay extra for the better ones but not very much actually. Anyway, are any of these hotels girl friendly?

Panafric, Safari club, New Stanley or Jacaranda.

I usually stay in the 1500 ksh a night range so this would make a change for me.
From personal experience, I can assure you that Panafric and Stanley (New Stanley) are both girl friendly. Most hotels in Nairobi are, it's just that some charge more than others to bring a girl to your room.

Prudence
09-07-05, 08:15
hotels are extremely cheap depending on how you want to spend and live. there are cheap hotels to the extent of ten dollars a night.

when it comes to transport if accompanied by kenyan you will pay ordinary transpost raging from 1.50dollors to and fro within the town centre. with ten dollors you can go almost all towns in mombasa alone via matatu and not a car hire if you opt for a car hire you will pay more than two hundred dollors.

For more detail email me.

Prudence
09-07-05, 08:20
Is it possible to buy Viagra ower the counter (without prescription) in Kenya?

How much is it?

Where?

ThanksYes, you can buy viagra via counter in pharmacys. There many types raging from 1 dollor to 10 dollars.

Labadi
09-10-05, 18:44
to teach a girl to be a good fucker. that fascinates me (really !) , but normaly my time staying in Africa is too short for this way of getting my pleasure.

Pedro Chilli
09-13-05, 14:36
Have been here a few days now. On saturday night when I arrived I went straight to the madhouse. After many vodkas, I was on form and had about five of them hovering around me. Unable to choose, I told the girls to decide who would be the lucky one to spend the nite with me. After much animated debate in swahili or whatever language it was, one of them moved in and the other ones strode off haughtily.

So we walked back to the downtown hotel, its only around the corner, I have always walked back from the madhouse to either the terminal or downtown. The street is well lit and there are loads of askaris around.

We get in the room about 4am, mightily drunk, and she starts giving me some bullshit about something or other. I took 200 shillings out of my wallet and pulled my trousers down to reveal a chemically enhanced boner, and said " Ok, you can take the 200 for a taxi and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off, or stick this in your mouth and shut up and suck. She chose the latter. Turns out she was a good shag, 23 years old, nice firm body, but she was a screamer, fuck she must have woke up half the hotel. Anyway passed out and in the morning she gave me a great bbbj and I sneakily finished in her mouth without warning. She didnt mind too much.

Tried to get a bus to Kisumu tomorrow but it was booked so am going to the beach and will return to Kisumu and Kampala later.

Chino83
09-13-05, 17:12
Sorry to ask, but what beach are you returning to in Nairobi? Have I missed something when I was there?


Have been here a few days now. On saturday night when I arrived I went straight to the madhouse. After many vodkas, I was on form and had about five of them hovering around me. Unable to choose, I told the girls to decide who would be the lucky one to spend the nite with me. After much animated debate in swahili or whatever language it was, one of them moved in and the other ones strode off haughtily.

So we walked back to the downtown hotel, its only around the corner, I have always walked back from the madhouse to either the terminal or downtown. The street is well lit and there are loads of askaris around.

We get in the room about 4am, mightily drunk, and she starts giving me some bullshit about something or other. I took 200 shillings out of my wallet and pulled my trousers down to reveal a chemically enhanced boner, and said " Ok, you can take the 200 for a taxi and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off, or stick this in your mouth and shut up and suck. She chose the latter. Turns out she was a good shag, 23 years old, nice firm body, but she was a screamer, fuck she must have woke up half the hotel. Anyway passed out and in the morning she gave me a great bbbj and I sneakily finished in her mouth without warning. She didnt mind too much.

Tried to get a bus to Kisumu tomorrow but it was booked so am going to the beach and will return to Kisumu and Kampala later.

Res Tuck
09-14-05, 19:44
From personal experience, I can assure you that Panafric and Stanley (New Stanley) are both girl friendly. Most hotels in Nairobi are, it's just that some charge more than others to bring a girl to your room.Confirmed through many occasions. In Whitesands (same group of hotels) in Mombasa, there is a joiner fee however of 1000 KES or so.

Pedro Chilli
09-15-05, 09:33
Sorry to ask, but what beach are you returning to in Nairobi? Have I missed something when I was there?

Yea Chino its a small beach just outside Nairobi. Its called Mombasa.

Staying at the New Palm Tree hotel. Its a great place, a little more expensive than the Splendid, but well worth it as the Splendid is a dump.

Went to Casablanca last night. The place has had a serious facelift and is actually pretty good now. Took a young Masai girl, about 21, who was very sweet and had a nice body, but unfortunately she was very unadventerous in the sack. Thats the first starfish Ive had in Kenya. There were plenty of woman there though and tonight I will try another one. After am heading north to Malindi, with a stopover at Tembo tomorrow night. Anyone got any tips for good mid-range accomodation in Malindi. Cheers.

Bill Kan
09-17-05, 02:50
Do you guys have any experience with this girl? I met her over the internet chat room and she seems very demanding. Please avoid her at all cost.

Bill

Pedro Chilli
09-17-05, 12:14
Went to Tembo disco last night. Took a matatu from central mombasa at around 9pm, 40 shillings. I've been to Tembo a few times before, but last night was the best I have ever experienced it. Friday night is ladies nite so they get in for free. The quality was absolutely oustanding. The ratio of hot girls to potential customers must have been about 10 to 1.

I started off dancing with a sexy Ugandan chick with massive tits, after an hour or so she started getting too pushy about buying drinks so I just walked over to another African girl who had been shaking her ass near me on the dance floor and stayed with her for a few more dances. Then an Eritrean girl with a really different look offered me strait out 1500 shillings and we can leave now, this just carried on and on. Eventually I was too pissed and went to the outside bar for some air, immediately two more were on either side of me. By now it was 3am and I was a bit wasted so I thought what the hell I will just go home alone. Matatus run every 10 minutes or so back to mombasa 24 hours. 40 shillings.

Then while waiting outside the entrance of Tembo for a matatu a really cute girl gave me a smile, and next thing we were back in my room at the Palm Tree Hotel. She was one of those sweet dreamy girls who started to talk in swahili when we were shagging. Stayed with me till 2pm. Begged me to meet her tonite again in Tembo.

Its the best night I've had in Kenya so far.

Suga Dady 31
09-18-05, 08:41
Hi guys!

I am on my way to KENYA next week and would like to know if there is any contact of INDIAN or ARABS or halfcastes.

I am fully aware of the places like MADHOUSE and PAVEMENT but am looking for some better options.

IN the past I was lucky with a halfcaste in Nairobi and had a good time.. I know alot of indian pussies are available but its just the matter of finding ones..

I knew one by the name of NADIA, she was a paki femme who used to be a lot of fun but is married now so no contact..

Any new info or contact will be appreciated.

Ciao

Awesome

Auaind
09-19-05, 06:02
Don't know about Nairobi - only ones I know of there are non-pros and not easy for one night stands... you could try Carnivore on a saturday night. If they're drunk enough you may just get lucky. Unlikely though.

Mombasa on the other hand is a different story- Just go to Florida and look for them inside near the main dance floor (near the shooter bar not the main bar) they tend to sit there in little groups. They come in a little late though around 11:00pm. Sometimes they're with a few filipino sailors but these guys are ugly and broke-ass so that shouldn't stop you!

Also look for a fat (huge!) ugly Indian/arab girl called Maymuna she can arrange girls for you at a price (charges about 1,000shs for her commission- the girls will run you anywhere from 4000 to 5000 shs on top). She hangs around Florida, Tembo and Casablanca. Used to have her number but lost it now. Most people (bouncers, barmen etc) know her in those clubs and should be able to give you her contact.

Have fun!
Mombasa Rules!

Au

Hi guys!

I am on my way to KENYA next week and would like to know if there is any contact of INDIAN or ARABS or halfcastes.

I am fully aware of the places like MADHOUSE and PAVEMENT but am looking for some better options.

IN the past I was lucky with a halfcaste in Nairobi and had a good time.. I know alot of indian pussies are available but its just the matter of finding ones..

I knew one by the name of NADIA, she was a paki femme who used to be a lot of fun but is married now so no contact..

Any new info or contact will be appreciated.

Ciao

Awesome

ukpunter
09-20-05, 14:15
Hi,

Im going to be in Nairobi next week, Sunday - Wednesday, I know the scene fairly well but it would be good to meet up with some of you guys and go mongering. Will anyone be there?

Punter

Chino83
09-20-05, 17:42
Hi,

Im going to be in Nairobi next week, Sunday - Wednesday, I know the scene fairly well but it would be good to meet up with some of you guys and go mongering. Will anyone be there?

PunterToo bad, i am going for a week, but first the 3. of November and back again the 13. Will also visit Mombasa 3 or 4 days.

Pedro Chilli
09-21-05, 10:03
Its just a 2 hour bus journey from mombasa to get here, but its a fairly hell'ish 2 hours. Jeez, the roads in this place.

Anyway Malinidi, got a nice bungalow with a pool for a very reasonable price, the foods great, the scene? Well I've seen a few hot chicks around, but they are generally sitting in the passenger seat of some ex-pat old farts 4x4.

While this is encouraging to know that in 20 years I will be able to do the same, at present it doesnt leave much for the likes of me right now.

There are a few bars along 200m or so of the same road, but the quality available is low. I took the best one I could find, she was on of those who at 27 has her best years behind her, and so tries that much harder, I'm sure you have all come across these types. Usual, 2000 shillings, good bj skills, gave me a good shag, but I didnt come all the way here for that. Its quality I'm after. There is a disco tonight, Wednesday, which I'm told gets busy. I am not expecting anything special.

So Malinidi, dont think I'll be back soon. Tembo on Friday though I will definitely be back.

Pedro Chilli
09-21-05, 10:22
Hi,

Im going to be in Nairobi next week, Sunday - Wednesday, I know the scene fairly well but it would be good to meet up with some of you guys and go mongering. Will anyone be there?

Punter

UKP, I may be there on Wednesday, am on the coast at present, will pm you next week.

Romanaya
09-21-05, 11:58
Hi Pedro,

That report was funny. No need to wait 20 years :) , in Africa luck may change at any moment (as you know well I suppose) ! I had the same experience in another African country: big four wheel drive, ex-pat behind the wheel. Very sweet and beautiful girl next to him. Only difference: she kept smiling at me. He got jealous and she went with me instead. Well, for the short time we had left anyway. Because she was getting married to another white man in one month. ;)

Ahhh Africa, sweet!

Pedro Chilli
09-22-05, 11:25
Hi Pedro,

No need to wait 20 years, in Africa luck may change at any moment!

Romanaya, my luck changed last night. OK, now I have worked Malindi out. Forget about the jaded hookers in the bars. Last night went to Stardust Disco. It was packed with hot chicks. Really, I'm not exagerating. All the girls who during the day are working in salons (as was the one I took last night), internet cafes etc etc hit the disco's on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights.

The one I took last night was a buxom wench with a beautiful face. Ahh, the variety in this place.

Pedro Chilli
09-26-05, 12:14
Report in todays Daily Nation: Dutch national arrested for being caught in an illegal drinking club in downtown Nairobi which offered strip dancing and prostitution. Poor bastard, bet that has ruined his holiday. Offers an interesting glimpse into what else is happening though.

Previous Saturday night report: Met an Italian girl in a bar, 32 years old, decided to go dancing with her, but, the wench from the previous evening turns up expecting more, but as I never make any promises, I just said hello and ignored her when she sat next to me. Carry on talking to the Italian who is getting a bit suspicious about the way this girl is staring at me. Night carries on, everyone is getting pissed, am holding hands with the Italian by know, when, spotted the beauty of the place dancing.

My favourite type, tall buxom, big smile, long braids, and seriously shaking her ass on the dance floor. Made an excuse to go to the toilet, signalled by eye to the tall beauty, met her outside, told her to wait. Made excuses to the Italian about being drunk etc, left with the other one.

She is the first real crazy one I have met so far this holiday. All African mongers know the type. They can not get enough. I had popped 50mg to counter the alcohol. Eventually I was saying no, I need sleep, but she wouldnt have it.

Pretty unusual, hookers begging you not to stop.

Swede Thing
09-26-05, 20:58
As sweet Josephine was very much talked about I post a pic of her. Really nice GFE. Met her at Simmers. Here with clothes on about to leave my hotelroom.

Innergiant
10-08-05, 22:33
Been off the forum for a couple of months while I honey-mooned. I'm back in action though. Reconnecting with Nairobi's action. It's been almost eighteen months so I don't know what's hot in the city under the sun. Street action was never appealing to me due to the inherent risks. I'm eager to get and share some amateur talents and their contacts. I'd like to explore threesomes in Nairobi this time round. Keep the mongering alive!

Love AMPs
10-12-05, 13:01
Hello all,

I'm planning a trip to the Coast and came across a couple of online newspapers. One of them - coastweek dot com - has a classified section. In there, under the title of Massage are a few phone numbers for Mombasa massage services (one claims it's Kama Sutra). Does anyone have experience with these providers? Is it incall or outcall? Rates? Quality?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Sir Gandolf
10-13-05, 01:03
Pics of Eritrean / Ethiopian girls in Kenya and Ethiopia

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Hi Pedrochilli,

I'm on a quest to find a person. I've read you've been with an Eritrean girl in Kenya. Do you remember her name? Or how she looks like? Particular features?

If you or any one of you have any pictures of that Eritrean girl or others in Kenya or Ethiopia please email it to me if possible. You might be helping a good cause.

Thanx for the support

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Pedro Chilli
10-14-05, 19:44
[QUOTE=Sir Gandolf]Pics of Eritrean / Ethiopian girls in Kenya and Ethiopia

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Hi Pedrochilli,

I'm on a quest to find a person. I've read you've been with an Eritrean girl in [Email Address deleted by Admin]

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Gandolf, Icant remember her name, and I didnt go with her, but I met her at Tembo so Im sure theres a fairly good chance she is a regular there. There were a lot of girls who were not classic African girls, but maybe North Africa or Somalia, Ethiopia. Im not sure. Anyway the girl in question, cant remeber her name, but she came and sat next to me and said lets go for 1500 sh. She wasnt particularly beautiful but had very different features to most of the African girls there.

Tembo always seems to have a good variety of girls. Sorry cant be of more help.

Sir Gandolf
10-15-05, 00:12
Thanx Pedro for getting back to me.

Just one more question and I'll let you be.

You can answer only if you wasn't totally drunk out of your head and with the amount of girls in there was overwelming I presume ,) lol

I'll just describe the girl in question and you can give me a rough idea.

Not very tall.
Plump lips that she usually bites.
Very sweet voice.
Medium sized breast.
Beautiful eyes, oddly shaped and dark.

Thanx for getting back to me. Much much appreciated, and if you have pictures of Eritrean or Ethiopian girls, please post them on the forum heading pics for Sir Gandolf.

Thank you.

SG

Swede Thing
10-16-05, 20:09
Thanx Pedro for getting back to me.
Just one more question and I'll let you be............
SG

Just a suggestion. If you want to send a message to a specific user here, use the message function.

OK OK this could also have been a private message to Sir Gandolf so noone is perfect. Not even me but in end of november I will be in Kenya again and THAT will be perfect.

Tradewinds
10-17-05, 17:34
Gents,
those of in Kenya or about to go, look out for a Somali girl of about 25yrs called Maya, she is awesome, nice tits and a handful of arse . She is to be found in Florida (the Madhouse), Gypsies or Casablanca. I have been with her many times sadly she needs to be worked for camera work - shy but Im sure can be persuaded. Just ask any girl for MAYA especially at Simmers.
I cant wait to feast my eyes & ? again!

Tradewinds.

Auaind
10-23-05, 16:53
Heya guys!

Just back from a quick weekend trip to Nairobi. Flew in from Dar on the "19:30" Kenya Airways on Saturday night. People avoid this flight if at all possible- we arrived at about half past midnight.. delayed due to all kinds of unexplainable and apparently very mysterious "operational problems". Whatever that's supposed to mean. It would have been quicker to drive.

Anyhow I was lucky to have a fellow monger pick me up at that ungodly hour. Of course it was pointless to go and book a hotel so we made a beeline for Maddhouse and checked in at about 1:30am. As usual it did not disappoint. From the looks of the girls in the lineup at the entrance security checkpoint I knew we were in for a good time... Once inside we took up position behind the DJ box where we had a good view of the dancefloor. Too many women. Too much choice. Bad thing sometimes. Ah what the fuck just watch them shake it on the dance floor and enjoy.

After a couple of minutes a tall, slim, dark skinned miniskirt came over to "borrow a cigarette". Fine specimen. Then her friend comes over. Petite and very very pretty. Light skinned, long (natural) straight hair tied in a ponytail - cannot be pure african so must have some swahili/coastal blood somewhere- wearing a tanktop and tight jeans which exposed her thong left nothing to the imagination. She wants a cigarette too. Ok no problem. By now I'm figuring that I'd settle for either at this point. They introduce each other as Kate and Angela and they like doing threesomes. Ye wot!? How much I ask? 1000 each. What? For the whole night? Yeah, if you're man enough. Now I felt stupid for leaving my powerpills back home. Must remember to keep some in the old shaving bag for such emergencies!

I didn't even try to negotiate- off we went to my hotel. Oh wait, I don't have a hotel. No problem they said, we could do it in the car. what?! Car? No way. By this time my buddy was trying fend off four or five different girls while trying to get the attention of another girl.. I told my two to hold on a second while buddy finds something and once again, no problem they say, he can fuck us after we're done with you. Eh? No thanks man he said he'd get his own. Finally he settled for an ethiopian looking girl who spoke very little but looked very nice. Just to try my luck I asked her if she'd like to join us for a foursome once she was done with buddy but she didn't seem to think that would be fun. Funnily enough I thought it was an awesome idea. Anyway we drove off to buddy's place somewhere in Westlands and he let me use the guest room to get down to business.

Both girls excused themselves and went into the bathroom together- came out an incredible 45 seconds later completely naked except for tiny towels sort of covering their waists. In the harsh light of the room they thankfully looked as good as they did in the club. The tall one had incredibly smooth skin with no stretchmarks or anything. Shaved, smooth pussy too. The petite one had flawless skin too with a closely trimmed pussy.

Before I knew it they'd stripped me down to my boxers (wallet safely in the locked cupboard of course). In the beginning they were both sucking me off pornstar style. It was awesome- i asked them if they would do lesbian as well but they said they don't do that sort of thing. Then they changed positions a little with miss petite sitting on my face while the other rode cowgirl. Unfortunatley for me I didn't last very long doing that and that had to disappoint miss petite. By this time she was well and truly wet and seemed geniunely pissed of that she didn't get her chance. I offered to lick her pussy to completion but she just sat there sulking. Oh well I told them, we'd continue tomorrow. So much for my um.. "ironman" reputation..

Now they started making noises about wanting to go back to the club and not having keys to their house and the usual noises that these women usually make when they don't want to stay so I called them a cab (JATCO- glad I had those numbers handy) and they left. Before they went I took their mobile numbers and promised them I'd call them again.

Entertaining session- they both seemed resonably willing, intelligent and articulate AND quite funny. (Sound like a personal ad?) I think I will definitely see them again and next time they'll have to work for their money!!

That's it for now... oh yeah for those who asked I've updated my "black book" of Cell numbers of those indian/arabs in Mombasa (and one in Nairobi)- most numbers weren't working but I managed to get some new numbers off some friends..

I love Kenya- can't wait to go back!

AU

Pedro Chilli
10-24-05, 19:42
Auaind,

Madhouse on a Saturday night, difficult to beat. Difficult not to book internet flight to Nairobi after reading reports like that as well.

Auaind
10-25-05, 05:32
Yo Pedro!

I almost had as much fun as I normally do in Mombasa. Don't know what's happening but the selection and attitude of the girls has really improved in Nairobi from a few months back!

Then again maybe now that my bald spot is becoming visible and I have a respectable beer belly they think I have money and therefore am a worthwhile prospect!

Next stop- Tembo Mombasa hopefully next weekend. This time I'll drive.

Au


Auaind,

Madhouse on a Saturday night, difficult to beat. Difficult not to book internet flight to Nairobi after reading reports like that as well.

Denis1960
10-26-05, 08:25
Auaind, you'll drive ... enjoy the last 30 km before Mombasa, after that you'll sure need a massage ... :-)

Small Buterfly
10-26-05, 21:39
I was in Nairobi first evenig after safari, stayed at Terminal hotel near Forida madhouse, price 1600KS/day for worn out but clean room. Was disuaded from walking at night (300KS lost for 1minute taxi).

Numerous girls, young and goodlooking (those in the street are dogs). One said to me they are professionnal (was at week). Most very eager to approach, but took an average with gentle smile for 1000KS according to previous posts. Was OK for some pictures for me, but passive, and I prefered to stop when I saw the condom with micture of smelling stuff. The 2 ohers girls I took seemed to have also internal problems; would not suck them. By the way, the 2 others I had did not propose to BJ me either; fantasy seems more limited than with a thai here?

Feeled oppresed in nairobi, so took silly decision to go to Mombasa for 3 days (only kenya air operating, 480km but 7000KS! ; many flghts full).

Went to Tembo; again, attractive ladies but rather dead at week, closing at 3 30am. Could not bring lady at Glory villa behind Nakumatt commercial center (the nearest cheap hotel around; attention they seem muslim and have a warning prostitution), mainly because taxi charged 700KS for bringing and again for back. I resigned instead of taking a ST room at tembo for 600.

I was so sad that I asked a full day room directly at tembo. They seemed surprised (I was the only one, theyclaimed they are not an hotel, but agreed for 1800 (sheet not very clean and outside toilet).

Unfortunately I was so exhausted having to struggle all day with kenyans not to be huggled, that I slept like a log all night, when I woke up at 3am, diskothek was alredy closed. I ran down, saw 3 attractive Uganda girls talking at the bar outside but wanted 5000KS(one was stuning but to much of a star for me). Had to take one of the only left for 1000. Refused picture, she was still more passive and unexisting (I forgot her face! ). May be I could have find the good one instead of sleeping. There where not more than 10 white men on Monday!

Had 12 hours wait before my return plane to France from nairobi, so left my luggage at airport and went downtown alone by public bus to spare 1500KS taxi (was the only white in bus, it does not seem safe)

Went to Simmers, good concert, lot of kenyans, I looked ladies going to toilets; only dogs! ; this and the pushy waiters induced me to go again to tembo.

Ladies arrived mainly after 10pm, they greeted each other. One spoke to me immediatly with nice smile, but seemed in bad shape, I did ignored her.

This evenig, I had the girls but not the room! I asked at the nearest hotel (Embassy), they demanded to pay a night for an hour(1800KS), tried the Downtown hotel, they refused, so went again to Terminal hotel for 1200 an hour.

The girl was 20, slim and very GFE I'm Tembo, once in hotel asked aditional money for picture, set up conditions, I suddenly did not find her so GF and lost a bit my erection. She did not take thinks in "hands", and after 10 minutes, she claimed I had come! I was sad and worried having to leave, so I gave her what was agreed, I had too much trouble with greedy kenyan about money, so my only idea was to go airport as quick as possible.

Please, if you come there, try to make them understand how it works in Asia, it got on my nerves to hear them saying her it's Africa"!

Small Buterfly
10-27-05, 23:49
-Some girls from New FloridaTembo know rooms for 300KS but you have to rely on their taxi-boyfriends to be brought somewhere in remote surburbs areas at night...
-The number and quality are better in "non free areas" (entry at tembo is 100/girls, 200/men), but once in your room , they become tougher, always trying to reduce service or increase price, which reminds the time I had to content myself with western pros...(and it had the same effect on me...). Only Dominicans were still worse in my limited experience.

-I admit 1000KS (15$) for ST, is not a lot at western scale, but its more for 1/2 hour work than many people earn here in a week,

-I know I will be stigmatized being a "cheap Charlie", I am proud of it because...
- each time they could exploit me in that week, they did it without mercy; never spent so much in one week for everything!
- I'm always outrageous hearing girls quoting stupid amounts having been paid by some of us to inflate prices:
These are the worse ennemies of "fun" tourism.

Hereafter picture from outside new Florida (thanks to the doorman who checks bags so thoroughly!), and Simmers more lively nights (by the way, I remember seing many girls giving me eye in 680' lobby , opposite from Simmers)

Auaind
10-28-05, 05:06
Hmm .. whats wrong with this picture? Tembo Nairobi? Simmers Mombasa? Nairobi SW refusing to CBJ/BBBJ? Tembo closing at 3:30? Must be a Ramadhan thing.

By the way Glory Nyali (behind Nakumatt) is very girl-friendly and is usually our hotel of choice for mongering expeditions.



...

Went to Tembo; again, attractive ladies but rather dead at week, closing at 3 30am. Could not bring lady at Glory villa behind Nakumatt commercial center (the nearest cheap hotel around; attention they seem muslim and have a warning prostitution), mainly because taxi charged 700KS for bringing and again for back. I resigned instead of taking a ST room at tembo for 600.
...
Went to Simmers, good concert, lot of kenyans, I looked ladies going to toilets; only dogs! ; this and the pushy waiters induced me to go again to tembo.
...
Please, if you come there, try to make them understand how it works in Asia, it got on my nerves to hear them saying her it's Africa"!

Maybe pedro should take him on as an apprentice and show the way!

AU

Naked Gunz
11-01-05, 02:57
Hello all!

New to the forum. Question. I'm going to Mombasa around Christmas. Does the city close down around that time in observance. I'd hate to have Tembo, Florida, ect. close early on Christmas eve. and close completely on Christmas day. Thanks for any info.

MrC

John Auro
11-01-05, 18:17
Report some 9 articles BELOW:

WARNING! GENUS SPECHT is just using this forum to make a TRAP to his girlfriend (?). Her name is V. A day after I had her via him, he was just phoning her and accusing her that she is sleeping around! What an idot, she is a callgirl, this should be respected and not such things made using us for his jellous ideas.

She is a nice girl and she does not need to be offended by such actions.

John auro

Auaind
11-02-05, 04:54
Mombasa positively rocks over christmas! I don't think anything closes down and the sheer number of holiday visitors (both local and foreign) makes even dead places like Pirates really lively. Just about every beach bar/club/restaurant has some kind of party on. Normally this time of year I end up with a non-pro -sometimes even the occasional horny european tourist girl- as they are just as common in the clubs as the pros (sometimes more so).

If you get a chance try and stay for the New Years' parties. They're even better.

Unfortunately this year I'll probably not get the chance to go there but there's always Easter next year.

Have fun!

Au


Hello all!

New to the forum. Question. I'm going to Mombasa around Christmas. Does the city close down around that time in observance. I'd hate to have Tembo, Florida, ect. close early on Christmas eve. and close completely on Christmas day. Thanks for any info.

MrC

Auaind
11-03-05, 09:14
Firstly apologies for the crosspost! Part of this report is sort of African related. Ok, not really but anyway.

So, taking the advice of Piper and the other Sages I decided not to postpone my business trip to Dubai until after Ramadhan. After all, according to the reports I would find a good selection of reasonably "hungry" girls, slightly less noisy clubs (although that doesn't really bother me I don't really go to these places for deep discussions with WGs) and a nice men-women ratio. And I did. So what happened?

Well, I had meetings on Saturday and Sunday morning in Dubai, so my over efficient secretary (probably in collusion with the wife) books me on the Emirates friday night-flight from Dar. Depart midnight, arrive 0600 Saturday. Joy. No sleep on the plane, no sleep at the hotel, in fact no sleep of any kind before work. Oh and absolutely no first-night frantic mongering. More Joy. Don't worry they say, you'll sleep on the plane, really. Here, we'll book you on First Class (only marginally more expensive than business by the way). Hmm.

I spend the entire flight being hassled by the flight attendants (all male) watching the in-flight display (no movies worth watching) fantasizing about all the possible threesomes and foursomes with voluptuous blonde CIS and Chinese girls.. Thankfully we land on time and I fast-track through customs and immigration.

Now, time to get a hotel so I head for the "Hotel Reservations" desk at the arrivals. Ok so they have a special offer, Sir, at the Regal Plaza Hotel only 140Dhs per night bed and breakfast. Now where have I heard that name before? Hey yeah isn't it the one with the Rockafella joint next to York and Imperial? Sounds good! Big mistake. If I had asked (I'm sure it's in the forum somewhere) I would have known that Regal Plaza is totally girl-unfriendly, at least during Ramadhan.

So, in blissful ignorance I head to the hotel and at first sight it looks, smells and feels like the usual midrange Dubai hotel. After a quick shower and shave I head out to my meeting in a taxi. Or so I thought. During rush hour in the mornings it's impossible to get a taxi. It's becoming chronic in Dubai. Traffic jams and congestion. Took me nearly half an hour to get a cab and another hour to reach Jebel Ali.

Anyhow meetings ran into early evening finishing with a boring dinner. I was itching to get back to the hotel to check out this Rockafella place I've heard so much about. I checked into the place at around 11pm after paying the obligatory 50Dhs and true to word, the place was quite full of CIS. Mostly good looking but some real hot ones. Total absence of Chinese girls (or any other race for that matter). Not many men in there - they do start trickling in slowly, though. Before long I spotted 3 girls sitting on one of the tables near the entrance looking very bored. They were all incredibly beautiful with damn near perfect bodies. So, I go over and introduce myself and it turns out trio is from Ukraine. "Lina, Natalia and Salima (eh?)". So I offer to buy them drinks and I engage in a little chitchat with the prettiest one (duh!). In line with the nomenclature around here I shall call them Miss N, S and L.

After 5 minutes the phone rings and she (L) disappears without explanation. So then I continue with the other two (N and S, blonde and brunette respectively) and here's where I started to see the difference between the bar girls in Africa and the ones in Dubai (and I'm sure other places too). Now I'm not sure if they thought I wasn't much of a business prospect or what but after another 5 minutes they tell me "sorry must look business", get up and walk off. um ok. After about half an hour they're back and slump on their chairs so half jokingly I tell them if they don't find anything by 1:00am I'll take them. 500dhs. short time. comes the immediate answer. Sounds like a lot but by now i'm horny, a little drunk and getting impatient. Brunette senses this and asks if I want to leave now. "Ok so which hotel you stay? Oh here? Oh no very bad. Change hotel. Not allowed girl in room." What?! so I run down to the reception to check with the guys (who until now had been very friendly) and they flatly refused. How about if I upgrade to a double room? No dice. So I went back to my brunette upstairs who by now looked even more disappointed than me. What about her place I ask? Negative. Caretaker will call the cops. No way to bribe. Obviously realizing there was no business to be had here she once again wandered off, but not before I got her number. As she walked away I couldn' t help but stare in dispair at that beautiful ass and swinging hips. After two seconds of mourning I wandered over and met a little miss Kazakstan who although wasn't as nice as the other three still had all the right specifications. Once again, though: Where you staying? Oh, here hotel? Oh, Sorry. Next customer please. None of the girls I spoke to seemed to have their own places which we could use.

By now I'm more annoyed than anything else so before calling it a night I leave the hotel and wander over to York. Once again I'm interrogated at the gate. Are you muslim (no). Lets see your ID (eh? don't believe me?). Once I was inside York, though I instantly felt much more comfortable. Sort of the atmosphere I'm used to. Crowded and noisy even during Ramadhan with no music and "limited" customers. Can only imagine what it's like the rest of the year.

Lots of CIS (although nowhere as good looking as the ones at Rockafellas), chinese and "Africans". The majority of the African girls are Ethiopian (who are about as African as Brits are European) with a smattering of Kenyans and Tanzanians. Nevertheless I settled down next to the bar to enjoy the view, wondering who the famous Dubai forums' Miss J's, M's, P's, L's and Q's were. By now I was getting tired so I decided to go on a phone number collecting mission instead. This was surprisingly easy and hopefully now I'll have a full chinese/russian/Ethiop menu to choose from when I return. Prices varied from about 250 LT from some of the Ethiops to 500ST for the better looking CIS.

So, a very short trip (engineered to be shorter by evil office staff) which could have been really fun but ruined by the wrong choice of hotel. Next trip I'm going to do a little more research before I book anything.

That's all for now folks!

Play Safe!

Au

Frank Africa
11-03-05, 20:57
- Some girls from New FloridaTembo know rooms for 300KS but you have to rely on their taxi-boyfriends to be brought somewhere in remote surburbs areas at night...
-The number and quality are better in "non free areas" (entry at Tembo is 100/girls, 200/men), but once in your room , they become tougher, always trying to reduce service or increase price, which reminds the time I had to content myself with western pros...(and it had the same effect on me...). Only Dominicans were still worse in my limited experience.

-I admit 1000KS (15$) for ST, is not a lot at western scale, but its more for 1/2 hour work than many people earn here in a week,

-I know I will be stigmatized being a "cheap Charlie", I am proud of it because...
- each time they could exploit me in that week, they did it without mercy; never spent so much in one week for everything!
- I'm always outrageous hearing girls quoting stupid amounts having been paid by some of us to inflate prices:
These are the worse ennemies of "fun" tourism.

Hereafter picture from outside new Florida (thanks to the doorman who checks bags so thoroughly!), and Simmers more lively nights (by the way, I remember seeing many girls giving me eye in 680' lobby , opposite from Simmers)
- first, thanks for the photos

- like you, I'm also outraged when girls quote ridiculous amounts. 1,000 K. shillings is more than enough for ST, with 2,000 being generous for overnight with multiple pops

- regarding inexpensive hotels in downtown Nairobi, as I wrote in a mid-July post: "walked a few blocks over to Tom Mboya Avenue, close to the Archives building, and not far from the Hilton, and took a room for 500 shillings at the Hotel Bilmass, which seems to be in the same building as the old Hallion's 2000 bar that was one of my hangouts in the 1980s.

"The room was actually clean and ok, one big bed with a mosquito net, and bathroom down the hall."

While the Hotel Bilmass is walking distance from both Simmer's and New Florida, I'd recommend spending a couple of hundred shillings and taking a taxi cab, for safety reasons

Auaind
11-05-05, 07:01
Just a general comment and not directed to anyone in particular:

Personally I think in Kenya (as probably most countries) if you stick to the low end of the market in terms of transport, girls and accomodation then you're probably not going to have a lot of fun unless you're very experienced and know what you're doing. Liken it to eating the food in one of the dodgy roadside shacks in any African country- granted you may get lucky and have a great culinary experience but chances are you'll just get food poisoning from a strain of bug to which the locals are immune to but you're not.

By no means should one overpay the girls (just ruins it for everyone else) but then again I like to think of the couple of extra *hundred* shillings (which I'd probably blow on something irrelevant anyway) as a kind of insurance.

It doesn't always work, but it does keep nasty experiences to a minimum.

Au


- first, thanks for the photos

- like you, I'm also outraged when girls quote ridiculous amounts. 1,000 K. shillings is more than enough for ST, with 2,000 being generous for overnight with multiple pops

- regarding inexpensive hotels in downtown Nairobi, as I wrote in a mid-July post: "walked a few blocks over to Tom Mboya Avenue, close to the Archives building, and not far from the Hilton, and took a room for 500 shillings at the Hotel Bilmass, which seems to be in the same building as the old Hallion's 2000 bar that was one of my hangouts in the 1980s.

"The room was actually clean and ok, one big bed with a mosquito net, and bathroom down the hall."

While the Hotel Bilmass is walking distance from both Simmer's and New Florida, I'd recommend spending a couple of hundred shillings and taking a taxi cab, for safety reasons

Josanam
11-07-05, 16:30
Good afternoon guys. For the second time I'll go on business trip to Malindi, with a stop by Mombasa.

First time was really great. Low season (April) and plenty of girls for almost no tourists! I got some nice experiences with a couple of girls and one in particular I stayed 3 days with (19yo, quite slank and very young looking).

Does anyonw of you know some "girlfriend-friendly" hotels in Mombasa and Malindi which are still of a correct standing (somewhere in-between Hilton and the 500KSH room) ?

Thanks for your help!

ChumpPlum
11-08-05, 12:40
So, I have been in Kenya for the last couple of weeks and after reading all these reports decided to go mongering. First mistake was to get the local newspaper and look in the Beauty section. There are a lot of parlours around, and I started calling them. It was very difficult to talk to them as they only half understood English - you'd suspect that they would know how to.

Secondly, they were very reluctant to give out the actual prices for the massage, saying it will cost abt 1500/= and the rest you decide with the lady herself. I said fine, and went to one behind yaya centre. I used to live here before and have a car, so I drove there otherwise a taxi would be very expensive. The girls inside were pretty mingin and I said what the heck!! They were charging me 4000/= to shag a dog. Well why not, might be nice - but very very disappouinted. Only one pop and was out of there.

Went to another place behing Liza apartments on Rhapta Road and again was charged 4000/=. The girl was ok, but service was v.v.v. disappointing and after rereading the reports, I think the best places to go are Simmers/680 hotel although haven't been there myself. Any one looking to go mongering any time, send me an e-mail on [Email Address deleted by Admin]. I am going to be around for a few months and need company to go about this.

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Auaind
11-08-05, 17:19
1500 basic Massage? Kshs 4000 Full Service!??? Wow. That should have been the "run" signal right there.

Stick with the Florida(s). Simmers is also good but I prefer the club atmosphere of Maddhouse. Many of the girls you find there work in MPs during the day and they'll give you their numbers. That way you know what to expect. Cold calling is a bad idea unless you have some references. And always remember the baseline- 2000 Shillings for all night!!!

Hope you have better luck next time!

Au


So, I have been in Kenya for the last couple of weeks and after reading all these reports decided to go mongering. First mistake was to get the local newspaper and look in the Beauty section. There are a lot of parlours around, and I started calling them. It was very difficult to talk to them as they only half understood English - you'd suspect that they would know how to.

Secondly, they were very reluctant to give out the actual prices for the massage, saying it will cost abt 1500/= and the rest you decide with the lady herself. I said fine, and went to one behind yaya centre. I used to live here before and have a car, so I drove there otherwise a taxi would be very expensive. The girls inside were pretty mingin and I said what the heck!! They were charging me 4000/= to shag a dog. Well why not, might be nice - but very very disappouinted. Only one pop and was out of there.

Went to another place behing Liza apartments on Rhapta Road and again was charged 4000/=. The girl was ok, but service was v.v.v. disappointing and after rereading the reports, I think the best places to go are Simmers/680 hotel although haven't been there myself. Any one looking to go mongering any time, send me an e-mail on.... I am going to be around for a few months and need company to go about this.

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Auaind
11-08-05, 17:29
In my experience there's nothing like girl "unfriendly" in Mombasa. You'll just have to pay a surcharge and that varies from hotel to hotel. Sometimes a simple tip to the security guard and/or receptionist will do the trick. Sometimes they'll make you pay the difference to upgrade to a double room.

Either way they don't care they just want your money!

In Mombasa you could do Royal Court or Sai-Rose. Sai Rose has the advantage of being next to Florida in Town but is a bit out of the way for Tembo etc. On the beach there's Sai Rock (related to Sai Rose obviously) and the usual tourist hotels which aren't exactly cheap these days.

Glory Nyali isn't bad and although there are reports of them being "unfriendly" I've never had a problem with them for over 5 years! Tip man, tip. It's amazing what a 50 or 100 shilling note will do.

Have fun!

Au


Good afternoon guys. For the second time I'll go on business trip to Malindi, with a stop by Mombasa.

First time was really great. Low season (April) and plenty of girls for almost no tourists! I got some nice experiences with a couple of girls and one in particular I stayed 3 days with (19yo, quite slank and very young looking).

Does anyonw of you know some "girlfriend-friendly" hotels in Mombasa and Malindi which are still of a correct standing (somewhere in-between Hilton and the 500KSH room) ?

Thanks for your help!

Asianatic
11-08-05, 19:36
After literally dozens of trips to the LOS (will be going yet again next dec - Yippieeee !) after 15 years, I am now into something different and after studying and reading this wonderful forum, I decided to head to Kenya by the end of july 06. I know that is planned well ahead but I have to for some reason.

Now, I heard that july/august is'nt the best time of the year to go this part of the world. Some say, it's rather cool and rainy during the day resulting on very few people to be seen outside. Not that I need heaps of people around me but was just wondering how is the night scene around that time. After all, that is what interests me most.

Is it THAT quiet in Tembo (I read that this is one of the hottest spots in town) during july and august? How about weekdays. Nothing going on or still enough choice available ?

Apart from that, can anyone tell me if the Voyager is a GF place (I don't care to tip the security guys) and close enough to the action ? Anyone can recommend me a nice hotel in the 4 star range which close an eye when walking in with a gazelle ?
Any resort with a decent beach in the front would suits me best if still within reasonable distance between hotel and the action.

Thanks for the input bro's

Asianatic

Auaind
11-09-05, 04:54
July/August is fine. I still can't quite figure out whether it's the high or low "tourist season" during those months as the numbers vary wildly from year to year. However it does seem to be picking up.

The girls follow the tourists so logically that means a reasonable level of activity. The weather's just as unpredictable but generally much cooler than December/January.

Tembo is usually busier on the weekends than during the week but if you get there around the right time (around 11:30pm in my experience) you'll have a nice selection of girls. If you wait too long the good ones sometimes disappear (obviously) but the flipside is the prices come down. Also do check out Florida in Mombasa. It's a bit far away from Tembo (Taxi Kshs 600 approx) but can be really good on weekends too.

Voyager is a nice place and very near the action (but not quite walking distance). I doubt if they would allow the girls in the room overnight without some kind of surcharge or tip unless you book a double room to start with. That way they can't argue. This goes for just about any 4 Star hotel in Mombasa. I sometimes stay at Kenya Beach and Bamburi Beach and it's the same story there as well.

Have fun!

Au


After literally dozens of trips to the LOS (will be going yet again next dec - Yippieeee !) after 15 years, I am now into something different and after studying and reading this wonderful forum, I decided to head to Kenya by the end of july 06. I know that is planned well ahead but I have to for some reason.

Now, I heard that july/august is'nt the best time of the year to go this part of the world. Some say, it's rather cool and rainy during the day resulting on very few people to be seen outside. Not that I need heaps of people around me but was just wondering how is the night scene around that time. After all, that is what interests me most.

Is it THAT quiet in Tembo (I read that this is one of the hottest spots in town) during july and august? How about weekdays. Nothing going on or still enough choice available ?

Apart from that, can anyone tell me if the Voyager is a GF place (I don't care to tip the security guys) and close enough to the action ? Anyone can recommend me a nice hotel in the 4 star range which close an eye when walking in with a gazelle ?
Any resort with a decent beach in the front would suits me best if still within reasonable distance between hotel and the action.

Thanks for the input bro's

Asianatic

Tradewinds
11-09-05, 18:24
I was recently in Mombasa and here is what I found a very friendly swahili Arab receptionist rated at about 4 not my type but hey after a few Tuskers these were the results

Tradewinds.

Tradewinds
11-09-05, 18:28
More of Shamsa

Tradewinds

Tradewinds
11-09-05, 18:34
More from Shamsa, as I said rated 5 nice face.

Tradewinds
11-09-05, 19:28
More to come from Shamsa, including anal.

Tradewinds.

Xaam 1
11-09-05, 23:58
More from Shamsa, as I said rated 5 nice face.
Without raincoat? Unbelievable!

Mazungu
11-10-05, 03:05
T-Wind

Great pics!

She may need to wipe her ass a bit before the next photo session seems to have some skid marks.

Dude, you may want to slap on a rubber to protect those gals. Rumor has it there are couple of HIV cases on the coast.

Just busten your balls. Thanks for the pics.

Peace

Simba2
11-10-05, 10:41
Wow! Those are great Pics Mate. Well captured. I am sure you have had a great time. Awaiting more.

Well done

Efremof2
11-13-05, 20:45
Country-side Vs Nairobi

I was traveling in the country side of Kenya after several time of beach vacation in resent years at Mombasa. I have been all over at places such as Nyeri,Nakuru,Kisumu etc. my conclusion is clear. Nothing to do their, the girls are not very responsive and don't looks attractive. So, previous reports are not true, the country-site has nothing to offer as far as girls is concerned.

I moved to Nairobi and discover a totally different story. Girls from every type and shape can be found and are very responsive. The easiest going is the Muslim, especially the Somalis .The popular disco's that often visits by tourist such as Florida or Florida 2000 are disappointing. The girls are to professionals for my tests.

Nightlife was migrating from central town to wetlands. One club was nice is name is "club-house" known also as K1 which is located in Westlands neighborhood. (don’t stay in the city center the hotels are not safe and a lot of reports of stealing from the hotel rooms- in edition its very noisy and unpleasant)

OK, the clubs did not impress me so what the hell I did their?

The answer is simple I rent a local SIM cars and air-time for my GSM mobile phone and scroll over the city center. When I saw a girl that I like I just approach and offer her a dinner. Normally I took her phone number. The result is that there is no need to go out at evenings.

IT was interesting experience to get know normal girls and has a good time.

The best source for information about hotel, girls, pre-paid card etc you can talk to the guys hanging in front of the Hilton hotel. They normally arrange tours and taxies services. They love to talk with travelers and they can arrange girls for long term prelateship.(they can take u to a neighborhood that the Somalis live there. Just choose….)

Let me conclude, if u are after straight sex without working to much your best bet is Mombasa but if u are looking for a real girlfriend or amazing exotics and happened to be in Nairobi you will definitely enjoy.

Naked Gunz
11-14-05, 16:46
Can anyone tell me of a 4,5 star girl friendly hotel in Mombasa, if it exists?

How about if I just pay for a double up front, I can expect no hassles then-correct? I'm considering White Sands. Any info is appreciated.

MrC

Tradewinds
11-14-05, 18:27
More from Shamsa.

I've known her for a few years, loves sex but not getting enough from her old man, so I gave her the stage for her varity show.

Tradewinds

Auaind
11-15-05, 05:15
Country-side Vs Nairobi

The answer is simple I rent a local SIM cars and air-time for my GSM mobile phone and scroll over the city center. When I saw a girl that I like I just approach and offer her a dinner. Normally I took her phone number. The result is that there is no need to go out at evenings.

IT was interesting experience to get know normal girls and has a good time.


Non pros. Easy and the best source of entertainment in Nairobi (especially if you're a white foreign- as in not "locally bred"- male). But as you say, if you want a quickie- head for the clubs!



The best source for information about hotel, girls, pre-paid card etc you can talk to the guys hanging in front of the Hilton hotel. They normally arrange tours and taxies services. They love to talk with travelers and they can arrange girls for long term prelateship.(they can take u to a neighborhood that the Somalis live there. Just choose….)


Yeah true just watch out though some of these "friendly" guys scout targets for con-artists and thugs. Besides the area in front of the Hilton is getting scarier every day. I certainly wouldn't hang around there unless I had no choice.

Au

Tradewinds
11-18-05, 00:40
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Tradewinds

Thaj Todad
11-18-05, 01:31
Tradewinds,

BB in the 2 whole! you are a true P.I.M.P, I hope when I get older I can be just like you my man. Next shot I wanna see the shocker! Two in the poot, one in the boot! Play on O.G

Auaind
11-18-05, 05:20
yeah if you pay double up front (usually not much more than a single anyway) they won't hassle you.

white sands is a nice hotel and almost exactly where you want to be in terms of action. in the unlikely event that you get bored of the women there's nice [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117) (the normal kind not german porn-type) in the hotel and nearby. the hotel guys are a bit of a ripoff but have reliable equipment - the beach operators can be cheaper but their equipment may be (usually) dodgy. not fun when your jetski conks out 1 mile from the shore.

hope you have lots of fun!

au


can anyone tell me of a 4,5 star girl friendly hotel in mombasa, if it exists?

how about if i just pay for a double up front, i can expect no hassles then-correct? i'm considering white sands. any info is appreciated.

mrc

Tradewinds
11-18-05, 19:06
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Tradewinds

Tradewinds
11-18-05, 19:14
Yeh I know, too much of Shamsa, 5 more then I promise thats it. I will then report on the Ethiopian scene. Who says you cant get Somali's or Ethiopians giving O or A BB!! Soon to be revealed in Addis from the Dome.

Tradewinds

Crypton
11-18-05, 20:24
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Tradewinds

Nice pics TradeWinds. But must say 2690 is gross!!!

Denis1960
11-20-05, 07:04
Anyone would know a good girl interested in Fetish, Toys and other near-SM games?

Oh well, if you do know, I am interested in private message!

Thanks!

Gladiator
11-22-05, 01:20
T-Wind

Great pics!

Dude, you may want to slap on a rubber to protect those gals. Rumor has it there are couple of HIV cases on the coast.

Peace

We must admit that Tradewinds is a brave monger.

If he keeps fucking Kenyan girls bareback we will have to start calling him ‘the brave Tradewinds’, though after some time we may also end up calling him the late Tradewinds.

Sekoya
11-22-05, 02:35
Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

Naked Gunz
11-22-05, 03:18
Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

Mazungu
11-22-05, 05:03
Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

Sekoya
11-22-05, 23:06
Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

Gladiator
11-23-05, 00:08
Mazungu,

With Jackson’s new policy, many of these third-class members with few or even no real contributions to the forum (like sekoya) are automatically upgraded to senior status as long as they have at least 25 useless posts and have been around for 6 months.

Bori Begin
11-23-05, 16:58
I have visited Kenya a couple of times but in both visits, I never got the chance to do some hunting. I do not find Kenyan girls as friendly as I thought. Maybe my expectation was too high. I will be visiting the country once again on a business trip early next year and hope to some mongering this time.

Tradewinds
11-25-05, 17:03
More of Shamsa

Tradewinds

Tradewinds
11-25-05, 17:05
Last of her..

Tradewinds

M Zungo
11-25-05, 20:23
I have visited Kenya a couple of times but in both visits, I never got the chance to do some hunting. I do not find Kenyan girls as friendly as I thought. Maybe my expectation was too high. I will be visiting the country once again on a business trip early next year and hope to some mongering this time.It can take a little time to figure out how to deal with them for best results,then you will get a 100 girls in a 100 days if you can manage all tip top.

Innergiant
11-25-05, 20:37
go to gill house 4th floor rm 22 - ask for christine, a young kikuyu girl. she really cares how pleased the client will be. i'd urge a pass on the other girls if you don't find this particular girl. she's got a great body and nice ass. you'll absoulutely love it.

forget about omni hotel and solace hotel. omni hotel is 'under new management' and the good girls are gone. the new girls don't even know how to get the job done and are just after your cash. solace hotel is run by some somalis who are weird and just bad news. korean hotel near sagret has kikuyus who claim to be italian. forget about them. fatima apartments in yaya center has old broads who are scraping for dust. don't even go there.

Gesheft
11-25-05, 23:12
Safari Club Hotel ... a suite for $92 ... great !!

Bringing a guest ..... one hundred bucks extra ............... jeeeeezus!

Beware !

Piper1
11-27-05, 23:55
Tradewinds - I think you forgot something.

Donnachaa
12-12-05, 21:49
For many years when visiting Nairobi I went to the Bavaria Hotel. The Bavaria always had minimum 20 girls in the bar. All doing business openly.

It had massage rooms, a sauna and cheap short stay rooms.

It closed recently and I miss it very much.

Is there anywhere else in Nairobi where the girls now gather ( I do not need advice on Florida and Simmers).

Please help a traditional old monger.

ChumpPlum
12-14-05, 09:30
Made a trip to Gill House the other day, 4th Floor, room 22. You don't need to call or anything, just turn up and do your thing. Very pretty girl called Purity - what a name! came up to me. She was fantastic, though the bj was covered. She really wanted to please and her pussy was real sweet. Had paid for 2 pops - 2000/-, but was finding it tough coming the 2nd time, but she insisted on making me cum. That was awesome. we had sex everyway until I finally came. Wonderful.

Simba2
12-14-05, 10:20
Donnacha,

Apart from Maddhouse and Simmers, there seem to be no other place. However there used to be a bar in Heron Court Hotel called Buffalo Bills which used to be a pick up venue but am not sure if it is still there, I know the hotel is but not sure about the bar. Worth a try.

M Zungo
12-14-05, 18:09
If you are looking for an expat hang out with some girls to pick up like Heron Court/ Buffalo Bills used to be that bar has been moved a few hundred metres up the road.
Satellite tv and some girls, not good quality on girls there I think.

There are plenty pick up points in town, just try the first bar you find and throw your line in, normally theres a catch quickly.

Cultvult
12-15-05, 22:56
There is a massage joint on the second or third floor of the notorious 680 Hotel in Nairobi. Don't get it mixed up with the legit health club which offers a good non-sexual massage located on the same floor. This sexy one is down the end of the short corridor on the right as you exit the lift. It usually has two to four girls, from a variety of East Africa countries. There used to be a Fatimah there who was wonderful as far as enthuasiasm for her work goes - a good massage, oral, handjob, cat bath, various positions, etc., etc. She even says it is a god-given gift of hers! But it seems like she has moved on, but there is another Ugandan there by the name of Aisha who is almost as good. You pay the madam a fixed fee of about Ksh1,500 for an hour's massage and then negotiate the rest with the girl in the room which comes to about that amount again.

Well worth it, if you want a no-fuss quickie, and don't mind overhearing the girls chat as they wait for business just outside your curtained off cubicle. You can often get a second hour for Ksh1,000 for the room and another Ksh1,000 for the girl. You are sometimes offered a second girl from the start but it was essentially double price for the same amount of time - though you can negotiate since the offer was made due to it being slow for business just then. The joint offers use of the shower afterwards, but you might want to bring along your own towel - just to be on the safe side. The girls also come to your room at that hotel (not one for a stay, really, unless on a tight budget) or another - for a varying fee.

Willyman
12-16-05, 21:00
I've been following reports of fellow mongers for the month or so and now i'm happy to announce I will be flying to Kenya on Monday. I have some very promising young ladies (8)waiting whom i met via the internet. I have a month so i plan to use it wisely. We shall see how it goes. I'll try and post a few pictures if i meet with success, which is almost a given.

Pedro Chilli
12-18-05, 18:53
I've been following reports of fellow mongers for the month or so and now i'm happy to announce I will be flying to Kenya on Monday. .

Willyman, have a good one and please post some reports as I am suffering withdrawel symptoms and wont be back for another month. Interesting angle meeting girls on the internet before arrival. I'm sure you will discover that its nearly impossible not to meet girls just about anywhere in Kenya once your there.

LynnMan
12-23-05, 13:59
Hello fellow mongers,

I'll be in Kenya early next year, and will include a 2 week stay in Malindi. Any activity there? Info will be highly appreciated.

LynnMan.

Margarita
12-24-05, 18:32
Hello fellow mongers,

I'll be in Kenya early next year, and will include a 2 week stay in Malindi. Any activity there? Info will be highly appreciated.

LynnMan.Plenty of action. Just go to Fermento, Stardust or the disco after the Casino. All in the main road. best time is after 11 pm. Play it safe

Christian2006
12-25-05, 16:14
Hi!

Would like to exchange some contacts in Nairobi. Anybody who is interested sends me a PM.

Efremof2
12-28-05, 13:17
Don't go Malindi. Nothing to do there. The beach looks very bad.

Go to Bamburi beach instead.


Hello fellow mongers,

I'll be in Kenya early next year, and will include a 2 week stay in Malindi. Any activity there? Info will be highly appreciated.

LynnMan.

Tcmits
12-29-05, 05:40
Personally I love Malindi. I'll be back in Kenya for 6 weeks starting May 1. I am looking forward to a weekend or two in Malindi. Plenty of attractive girls there.

If you want beach Bamburi is better, but the hotels in that area are a lot more expensive. Personally I have better things to spend my money on than a fancy hotel.

Josanam
01-01-06, 12:23
Hi folks,

I'm just back from 3 weeks in Kenya, mainly Malindi.

Believe me, Malindi is GREEEEAAAAAT !!

Ok, the beach is not as nice as in other places (due to the Sabaki river north malindi) but the nights are very very hot !!!

I've spend nights with many girls, all very very good looking and young (19-22yo). Only pleasure with a lovely girlfriend! No bad luck, no bad experience.

The hot place right now is the Fermento, a bar/disco on the main road (Lamu road), in front of the famous and easy to find Stardust.

This latter is also interresting but I think the nicest girls are currently in Fermento.
You can also try the Club28 at the north exit of Malindi, after the Casino, but I was told it is not as good as it used to be (I've not been there).

Finally, if you want a quick one, without long discussions, just go any time after 9pm to the Biergarten, left side of Stardust, and you'll find between 10 and 20 girls, not so good looking but good enough for an hour.

Malindi is full of small hotels where you can find a room for less than 1000KSH (12EUR). Just ask the girls. My personnal recommendation : Paradise Village.
Clean, calm and very enjoyable with your new girlfriend!

Good luck in Malindi and enjoy as much as possible!


Hello fellow mongers,

I'll be in Kenya early next year, and will include a 2 week stay in Malindi. Any activity there? Info will be highly appreciated.

LynnMan.

T Poet
01-05-06, 12:55
how receptive are the girls to anal? considering a trip to Kenya or Uganda in the future which one can offer more for the budget traveler and more backside cushion for the pusshin? Seems from the threads Kenya has variety and Uganda has cheaper prices.

Efremof2
01-11-06, 21:53
Hi may name is Max,

I would like to contribute to this site and I am a truly expert for Kenya

So, you're best bet is bamburi beach nothing else. And please don’t try to fine more exotic places because they not exist.

Bamburi beach is along resort with plenty of accommodation. In life I can tell u everything is a tradeoff you gain something and u loose something else. The following is the advantage and disadvantage of bamburi. Just remember bamburi is the best place in Kenya cost.

Advantage:

Very good beach- not rated as one of the top in Kenya such as diani beach. The beach in diani is world class but not much activity

Cheap accommodation.

Close proximity to diani beach for a day tour

Excellent nightlife in http://casaurina.com/ just a few minutes away

Disadvanted:

U must come in high season to find large quantities of girls

If u really want stunners it can be find only in Nairobi. (but u need to look hard)

In summary nothing to do in malindi its ugly town and the beach is bad. So go to bamburi u will see other tourist and a lot off activities. I am attaching several photos.

by the way, mombasa is a term that represent a large area
10km south & north of the city center. so bamburi is whithin mombasa district.

Enjoy the photos

Max

Gladiator
01-13-06, 21:48
Max,

I agree that Banburi is a great place, I was last in Kenya in Xmas and had a great time, I stayed in Mtwapa but went to Banburi every day – as you know it’s just a 15-20 minute matatu ride for 20 ksh.

Is there any accommodation that you’d recommend in Banburi itself? I’d like to stay closer to the beach next time, after all I went each day there to swim and to have some drinks at Cheers, Big Tree, etc.

If you could provide some info on monger-friendly accommodation in Banburi it’d be great.

By the way, over the Xmas period there were loads of girls from Nairobi on the coast.

Efremof2
01-14-06, 01:29
Place to stay that allows girls:

The best and probably the only place to stay is "bamburi beach resort" its just beside travelers beach hotel. Both places allows girls but "bamburi beach resort" have apartments with kitchen and its right on the beach. Don’t leave any valuables outside or even clothes to get dry outside the room. The price is about 25US$ night
The advantage to stay on the beach itself is clear you can swim and have as much girls u want. At night just take a Matatu for a few minutes drive to any nightclub.

Sports:

If someone like to exercise in the gym, there is excellent place in Nakumatt shopping center its in Nyali. If u like a map of the area u can find it in Casaurina web site.

Well I sound like a travel agent but you must do something during daytime too.

Food and water supply:

In Nakumatt shopping center u can by food and especially mineral water in 10 litter tank its very profitable. After all u have your own kitchen.

Finding Girls during daytime:

Try to pick up the waiters that work in the coffee shop in Nakumatt. I have discovered that even if they don’t look at u at all u can talk with them to meet u after work. Well they always late but they will come to your room. Tell the security officer to allow the girl to come to your room. many girls can be found on the beach just outside the hotel.

How to get them for free:

In Kenya the girls want only one thing: a better life, an opportunity.

So, two options exist to pay or to play the game correctly. I was playing.

So I have immediately told them that I am looking for something series but if they after the money and not a true love them better go with someone else. U must sound honest.

Anyway the difficult part is to change to another girl. What can you say? U cant change your room since she will find u. I was very creative but sometimes I had unpleasant arguments. This is life u always need to pay one way or another.

I am attahing a photo of the "bamburi beach resort" both from outside and the room inside

Last thing don’t forget your digital camera. We want to see the girls.

Max

Shaggyboy
01-15-06, 01:38
Hi friends,

I'm tired of business, and will stay in Kenya for a week in february. Therefore I would be happy for some help.

1. Could someone tell me a safe and central hotel to stay in Nairobi? It must be sentral for mongering, and it must allow girls in the room. I'm not counting money, but not upted for luxury either. NB: Bath & toilet in the room! Please name a hotel, and tell what's the best choice. Also, what's best, downtown or Westlands?

2. To help me not packing useless things, what's the typical dresscode at the disco's over there? I want to travel light, so what's needed and what's not.

3. The question that will generate one million diffrent answers: Nairobi or Mombasa? Efremof2, I got a little trigged on Banburi after reading your posting. Is that working out in february?

Thank's for your help. In advance I will give you a full report when back home - with pictures. Oh yeh, are the girls easy and willing regarding photos, or is it hard?

Thanks again.

Gladiator
01-15-06, 07:54
Max,

Thanks for the advice.

By the way, whereabouts is Bamburi Beach Resort? For instance -taking Big Tree as a reference- if you are in Big Tree facing the sea, would you have to go left or right to get there? What is approximately the distance from Big Tree? I just want to get an idea of its location.

Here are some photos from my latest trip in Xmas.

When you are used mainly to white, mulatto and oriental girls, as I was, Kenya is a welcome change, because Kenyan pussies are dark - as dark as Saint John of the Cross’ Night.

Efremof2
01-15-06, 09:18
I am not familiar with the big tree but everyone knows about it take a taxi for 100 shilling or matatu. This is a well known place. Its better to make a reservation by calling. Use google or lonely planet book to find the number

Thanks for the advice.

By the way, whereabouts is Bamburi Beach Resort? For instance -taking Big Tree as a reference- if you are in Big Tree facing the sea, would you have to go left or right to get there? What is approximately the distance from Big Tree? I just want to get an idea of its location.

Here are some photos from my latest trip in Xmas.

When you are used mainly to white, mulatto and oriental girls, as I was, Kenya is a welcome change, because Kenyan pussies are dark - as dark as Saint John of the Cross’ Night.[/QUOTE]

Efremof2
01-15-06, 09:24
Orientation

I am not familiar with the big tree as a reference, but everyone knows about it.

Take a taxi for 100 shilling or matatu. This is a well known place. Its better to make a reservation by calling. Use google or lonely planet book to find the number

When you make the reservation ask only for the cottages. Reservation is a must in high season since it a very popular place and always full. One week a head is OK

Auaind
01-15-06, 16:03
Greetings Gents!

Please skip this report of you get bored reading and/or just looking for pictures/contacts...

After a mongering-free month my primal instincts got the better of me and I engineered a “beginning of year business trip”. Yep, I was needed at the office in Nairobi ASAP. And yeah, due to meetings early morning on Saturday I would need to spend Friday night there… Turns out it was worth the trip but I ended up burning myself out a little towards the end!

So I got in late Tuesday afternoon around 3:00pm, suffered through the nasty, nasty afternoon traffic and finally at the hotel (Landmark) at 7:00pm! After a quick shower and then dinner with some of my more boring colleagues I decided not to call some of my usual numbers and instead check out the scene at the temple of sin (madhouse). Got there at about 11-ish and noticed that was uncharacteristically quiet at the entrance. No hordes of girls jostling about at the reception… just a bored looking security guard with his metal detector. Hmmm…

Inside I found a smattering of girls, mostly the hardcore types, a notch higher up than the street walkers outside (which incidentally were very few). I think a total of 15 girls and maybe 5 or 6 men. I sat down on the counter near the DJ box next to a couple of noisy [drunk] old American guys, grabbed a drink and waited to see if things would pick up and it did, sort of. Unfortunately the women walking in seemed unattractive to me – completely unlike what I was used to. I was actually hoping to run into Angie and Kate for a repeat of the “Dynamic Duo” session I had last time but alas it was not to be. Anyhow by half past midnight I was getting bored as neither the quality nor quantity was improving so I decided to call it a night and head back. Day 1: 5 hours Sleep (not bad).

The next evening I hooked up with a friend at Simmers at around 10:30pm. It was pretty busy with lots of local people but I was actually more impressed with some of the SWs around the corner than the girls inside Simmers itself but then again I think the two are interchangeable. I’ve always wondered if the girls inside Maddhouse etc do SW and vice versa but I didn’t waste too many brain cells worrying about it. Ok so a couple of drinks later and nothing interesting (am I getting picky in my old age??) we head over to Madhouse and tonight it’s a little busier. Reggae Night, apparently. Still nothing I really like but certainly a far better selection than last night. By the time the midnight show starts it’s beginning to get busy. Still far too many guys (including white Rasta wannabes) and too few girls. My friend starts talking to a very, very cute little African girl – looked and danced like Kelis – and anyone who’s seen her “Milkshake” video knows what I’m talking about! Apparently she’s not a WG and he offended her by asking her if she was so she went away. Ok then, next please. Finally I see someone I like standing near the Wine Bar so I send over a Waiter to bring her across. “Ruby”. Nice specimen- dark skinned, tall, big tits, long legs, firm, round ass. Nicely clad in tight jeans with just enough thong showing.. Spoke decent English. We danced a bit and by this time it was getting late so we headed back to the hotel. A bit shy at first but quickly warmed up and certainly know what she was doing. Under the glare of a 60 watt light bulb I realized that she wasn’t that pretty but she had probably one of the best bodies I’d seen in a while. You know my type, the smooth, long slender legs, stretchmarkless, firm ones with flat tummies, big tits and round butts (not too big). Just the sight of her doing doggy style was entertaining enough and after a little caressing naturally lubed up so that added to the fun. Went to sleep at 5:30am. Next morning did it again, this time she seemed to have a little more focus on her own pleasure (trying to rub herself to get off as I’m doing her). Obviously someone’s been teaching her a thing or two. I sure hope she had fun- I know I did! Anyhow I dispatch her at 9:00am with 2,000. Ask for her number but she says she doesn’t have a phone. Fine by me. Day 2: 2 Hours Sleep (starting to feel it).

That evening fresh from the success of the previous night and a diet of Redbull and sugar the whole day we (yes, my trusty mongering buddy again and I) went to Maddhouse around 11:00. Incredible! Almost all the girls there were hot..just like the Maddhouse I’m used to… all the skanks were relegated to the back benches (behind the DJ box and by the stairs). It seemed like they’d made a “hotties only rule” on Thursdays. We made our way to our usual spot near the wine bar and I immediately spotted Mona on the dance floor.. beautiful Middle-Eastern face, long curly hair, tall, shapely (shapely as in bikini model type not fat) in a red flowing skirt and tight top. Her outfit showed enough of her body to for me decide that this was the one I wanted!! And man, could she move. They were playing a bit of Arabic music and my favourite 50-cent-Daddy-Yankee-remixes and she was really in her element. The dance floor literally cleared and people just stopped to watch her dance. Unbelievable hip and booty-movement. Like watching a professional music video dancer.

This went on for a few minutes and when she finally stopped to take a break and I saw she was alone I immediately sent over my wingman to intercept (before anyone else did). He came back with a negative and I was a little disappointed to say the least so I just sat back, sulked and watched her dance some more. After half and I’d just about given up hope and started to look at some of the other girls (who now didn’t seem that hot even though they were). By this time the famous little Indian girl Meena (who initially ignored me when I walked in) was hovering around trying to get some attention. So I buy her a drink and start the usual chitchat with her (how’s college, where you been blah blah) and suddenly Mona comes up to counter where I’m sitting and plonks her purse down next to me. Oho! Some unintentional reverse psychology at work? Anyhow Meena notices this and makes herself scarce (obviously there’s some kind of pecking [sic] order here!). Anyhow she introduces herself with perfect English that has a slight Arabic accent. Incredibly sexy smile and eyes. I got me a winner methinks. She’s from Mombasa .. only visiting you know.. just recovering from a divorce…living with her grandmother here etc etc. Several drinks and more incredible dancing later I ask her if she’ll come home with me. Ok, she says, as long as I drop her back home in the morning. I’m tempted to ask “how much” but considering the Kelis incident last night I didn’t want to take a chance. Besides I had lots of cash (ha ha!) and I wanted this girl BAD.

We reach the hotel and continue the small talk for a while. She strips quite quickly and jumps onto the bed wearing nothing but her g-string. She’s damn near perfect but I do notice some stretch marks on her tummy and butt and ask her about them- she has a baby, 1 year old… I start to kiss her but her response is disappointingly tepid. In my excited state I just assume it’s shyness and proceed to the rest of her body which is soooo nice. I get a better reaction here and her pussy gets incredibly wet before I’ve even touched it. This is a good sign.. After a couple of minutes of playing around she says the words I love to hear them say when they’re aroused “Fuck Me Please”. The sex itself was good but in hindsight not great- she didn’t seem too experienced but she was enthusiastic and (hopefully) turned-on so it worked for me! I decided to call on all the years of reading Maxim/FHM/GQ/Cosmo magazine’s howto’s on sex and try and make this as good for her as possible. You know the articles I’m talking about- they’re in almost every Maxim or FHM magazine every month. Anyhow I finished pretty quickly (sound familiar?) but she didn’t want me to stop so I called upon all the gods to grant me a second wind.. Behold it worked! Yes I know it’s dangerous but I really wanted to impress this girl so I kept going and she really seemed to enjoy herself. Finally she did the typical cumming breathing, manoeuvres and noises (until today I cannot tell between real and faked and I doubt anyone else can- unless of course your face or finger is in her pussy as she cums- that’s another story) and we collapse in a heap. I amost fall asleep inside her and thankfully I use better judgement, pull out and go wash up. I come back and she’s fast asleep. I try and wake her – nothing. Push her over to the side of the bed to get at the blankets- still doesn’t wake up. Stick a finger in her still wet pussy (naughty but I had to try!) and no reaction. Yep. Out cold. 6:00am. Oh boy. I fall asleep by 7:00am.

We get woken by housekeeping banging at the door (Dang! Forgot the Do not Disturb sign…) at about 9:00am. Now I get to see her in daylight. Still beautiful. I do notice though that she has what look like cigarette burn scars on her arms. Hmm. I get up, shower and come back and she’s awake still lying naked in bed. I try to kiss her but again, no real reaction. Similarly when I caress her breasts. Hmmm. However, she doesn’t seem in a hurry to go anywhere and her mobile phone isn’t ringing off the hook like some of the other girls’ do at this time. So I order breakfast and we chat for a bit. Soon it’s time for me to get back to the office. I ask her tactfully if she wants some pocket money and she says “sure I’m broke” so I give her 3000 (which is waaay more than usual but I really, really like this girl) and she’s ok with that. At least she doesn’t complain. But she’s not exactly ecstatic. I’m such a nice guy, I think. So I drop her off home (which is thankfully on my way to the office) and we exchange numbers. Says she’ll call me. Day 3: 2 hours of sleep. I’m a zombie now, just trying to make it through the day. Caffine-based life support. I can still smell her sex on me. Feels nice…

Later that day I hook up with a fellow forum member for a quick drink and then off to dinner with some important customers. During dinner (trying desperately to not fall asleep in my soup- that would look bad) I get an SMS from her-“I’m at K1. Come over”. Yay!!! I can pick her up and we can go to the hotel early. No 4:00am night tonight, methinks. Yeah right. So I head over to Klubbhouse in Parklands (a.k.a. K1) and find her sitting in the restaurant section looking stunning in tight army-fatigue-type-combat-pants and a tight t-shirt. I nearly cream my shorts just looking at her. She’s done her hair (yesterday it was black) with a bit of henna and it’s dark brown now. She looks lovely, even with no make-up. Those eyes! You just have to see those eyes! She’s with a friend- a feisty, very incredibly sexy black girl with long braids and lots of body piercing. Wendy. This girl has a short tank top and insists on showing me her belly button ring. She has a sixpack and her jeans are cut so low I can see half of her panties. I get a little embarrassed ogling in front of Mona. I can’t help it I was born to breed! Before long some white dude comes by and says hi to Wendy and she disappears with him. That’s her boyfriend, Mona explains. Uh sure. If you say so. A few minutes later she gets a phonecall and excuses herself. She comes back a few minutes later looking distressed but tries not to show it. She explains that her grandmother has called and she can’t go out tonight so could we just go back to my hotel and then she’ll go “home” later. Hmm. Double booked, are we? For some reason I’m a little annoyed. So I say no problem, I’ll just drop you home now, you don’t have to come to the hotel. Besides, I told her, I’m tired and want an early night. She looks a little confused (probably wasn’t the answer she was expecting) and goes off to the bathroom to “freshen up”. She leaves her cellphone behind and I look at the last call received (curiosity, you know) and the call is from “Habibi”. Now I’m no Arabic expert but I can tell you that’s not a term usually used for grandmothers…Anyhow. We get in the car and as we’re driving to her place she gets a call again. Must be the grandmother “Habibi”. She’s speaking in Arabic now and my rudimentary knowledge allows me to figure out that she’s talking to a boyfriend/husband pleading for him to wait – she’ll be home soon she was just busy with some friends. I finally drop her off and she jumps out quickly from the car and says “call me tomorrow”. What? No “thank you”? No goodbye kiss? Um. Ok.

By now I’m irritated and exhausted but it IS Friday night and nobody in his right mind would miss Friday Night at Maddhouse. Its about 10:30 which is the right time to go there- if you go too late the good ones are all taken and it’s too crowded to find them easily anyway. And the place is positively THUMPIN’. Hot hot hot scantily clad babes everywhere just falling over each other. All over the place. So I head up to the main dance floor and see none other but Mona dancing away with some big Mombasa-Arab type lean muscle bound tattooed gold chained gangsta fella. 0% bodyfat. I’m fascinated (jealous?) and watch them from a hidden vantage point (at the back near skank-corner) They go back to their table where she sits on his lap kisses him so deeply I think she’d probably suffocate. Now I’m really irritated (don’t know why) but I decided not to wreck my night so just call it an evening and head back to the hotel.

I collapse on the bed and within seconds I’m asleep. Wake up at 8:30 rush to the office, airport, almost miss my flight. Total of around 12 hours of sleep in 4 days. I’m also not sure why I reacted the way I did with Mona. It’s not normal for me but it does happen occasionally.

What a trip! My wife’ still wondering why I look like an earthquake-victim. Luckily I checked myself for telltale bites, lipstick, left-over lingerie etc in my bags. Killed all the messages from my phone. The usual pre-flight checks- now become routine since I last got busted.

That’s all folks. Next trip Dubai- 29th Jan.

Au

Auaind
01-15-06, 16:08
Good advice (especially the bit about apartments) save you a lot of money in the long term.

Re: waitresses etc the only problem with nonpros are hidden extras. Once they hit you with that (brother/sister/grandmother/whatever needs school fees/medicine/house rent/etc) it becomes problematic not to mention expesive.

I prefer a balanced lifestyle - 60% pro (WYSIWYG) and 40% the "thrill of the chase". Not like it's much of a chase, though.

Generally though I've found non-pros more attractive than the pros.

Au


Place to stay that allows girls:

The best and probably the only place to stay is "bamburi beach resort" its just beside travelers beach hotel. Both places allows girls but "bamburi beach resort" have apartments with kitchen and its right on the beach. Don’t leave any valuables outside or even clothes to get dry outside the room. The price is about 25US$ night
The advantage to stay on the beach itself is clear you can swim and have as much girls u want. At night just take a Matatu for a few minutes drive to any nightclub.

Sports:

If someone like to exercise in the gym, there is excellent place in Nakumatt shopping center its in Nyali. If u like a map of the area u can find it in Casaurina web site.

Well I sound like a travel agent but you must do something during daytime too.

Food and water supply:

In Nakumatt shopping center u can by food and especially mineral water in 10 litter tank its very profitable. After all u have your own kitchen.

Finding Girls during daytime:

Try to pick up the waiters that work in the coffee shop in Nakumatt. I have discovered that even if they don’t look at u at all u can talk with them to meet u after work. Well they always late but they will come to your room. Tell the security officer to allow the girl to come to your room. many girls can be found on the beach just outside the hotel.

How to get them for free:

In Kenya the girls want only one thing: a better life, an opportunity.

So, two options exist to pay or to play the game correctly. I was playing.

So I have immediately told them that I am looking for something series but if they after the money and not a true love them better go with someone else. U must sound honest.

Anyway the difficult part is to change to another girl. What can you say? U cant change your room since she will find u. I was very creative but sometimes I had unpleasant arguments. This is life u always need to pay one way or another.

I am attahing a photo of the "bamburi beach resort" both from outside and the room inside

Last thing don’t forget your digital camera. We want to see the girls.

Max

Auaind
01-15-06, 16:41
Malindi is not that bad!! Can be fun sometimes especially during weekends. Nothing compared to Mombasa (North Coast) though.

Now Diani (Mombasa South Coast) is a place to avoid if you want to monger. Lots of awesome beach and hotels and that's about it.

Au

Don't go Malindi. Nothing to do there. The beach looks very bad.

Go to Bamburi beach instead.

Pedro Chilli
01-15-06, 17:51
So I head over to Klubbhouse in Parklands (a.k.a. K1)

Au

Hello Auaind. I will be back in Nairobi in a couple of weeks. Never been to Klubhouse. Hows the quantity and quality. I remember reading that theres a Klubhouse 2, have you been there?

Cheers Pedro

Shaggyboy
01-15-06, 18:30
Hi friends,

Thank you for a superb forum.

I’m tired of business, and will go to Kenya for a week in February. Hope you have time to help a fellow monger with some information. I want to know where to stay in Nairobi to not end up at a place that are unhappy with girls. Should it be downtown or Westland? A specific advice would be great. I’m not counting money, but I’m not up for luxury either.

What is the dresscode at the disco’s? Want to travel light, and not to carry a lot of useless things.

What do you think is best, Mombasa or Nairobi? Anything to do in Nairobi during daytime?

What about safety issue? Is it as crazy in Nairobi as heard, or is it all overexposed?

I really liked the information regarding Bamburi Beach Resort. This could be something for me. Anyway, hope to get some good advice, and in advance I promise photos!

Thank you guys

Auaind
01-15-06, 18:36
Heya!

K1 is a nice venue- disco/restaurant/bar with an african theme. They got rooms too but a little low-end and need renovation. The rest of the place is done nicely- not too congested and lots of places to um.. hide and be naughty. Food is good and prices are reasonable. Lots of local rich boys go there to show off their cars but generally the crowd's pretty mixed.

As for your question- K1 pro selection seemed a little small with average quality. Two caveats, though:

1. It was early (before 11:00pm)
2. Mona (and friend) were there and they are A+ so I suppose that means the quality can be good.

So I'm not really able to comment intelligently. A lot of good looking non-pros do go there on the weekends and that can be fun, though. Also lots of pretty USIU students (white/black/indian) if that's your scene.

K2 is near Nyayo Stadium- Baricho Road (off the airport road near the second last roundabout). It's usually jam packed on weekends with the office crowd - lots of seriously attractive women. I'm not sure how late the party goes on there, though. I would think most people move on later to K1/Carnivore/Maddhouse/whatever.

PM me when you you get in! I'll make an effor to come over (if I'm not already there)!

Cheers

Au

Hello Auaind. I will be back in Nairobi in a couple of weeks. Never been to Klubhouse. Hows the quantity and quality. I remember reading that theres a Klubhouse 2, have you been there?

Cheers Pedro

M Zungo
01-16-06, 18:11
Hi friends,

Thank you for a superb forum.

I’m tired of business, and will go to Kenya for a week in February. Hope you have time to help a fellow monger with some information. I want to know where to stay in Nairobi to not end up at a place that are unhappy with girls. Should it be downtown or Westland? A specific advice would be great. I’m not counting money, but I’m not up for luxury either.

What is the dresscode at the disco’s? Want to travel light, and not to carry a lot of useless things.

What do you think is best, Mombasa or Nairobi? Anything to do in Nairobi during daytime?

What about safety issue? Is it as crazy in Nairobi as heard, or is it all overexposed?

I really liked the information regarding Bamburi Beach Resort. This could be something for me. Anyway, hope to get some good advice, and in advance I promise photos!

Thank you guys



Dresscode in kenya is anything really.in the disco you would look "a bit over the top" though if you came in jacket and tie....i normally do jeans and half decent shirt or something.it doesnt matter at all to be honest.
nairobi is actually a bit colder at night,mombasa is very warm.

nairobi or mombasa.....the standard answer for the first timer is mombasa.
slightly easier, nice beaches, a bit safer although to answer your next question that problem is a bit exaggerated in nairobi.
it is all about knowing how to act and where to be,ive never had any problems there and ive been doing all sorts of silly things there but ive been frightened when being in some cities in USA.

i should think the biggest threat for a newcomer are conmen,they are very skillful,DO NOT STOP AND TALK to some of those guys approaching you on the streets in nairobi,just keep walking and say no thanks.

when it comes to girls it doesnt matter where you go,they are everywhere.

Auaind
01-17-06, 04:52
Yep, thats the facts!

First timer- Mombasa. It's also more of a holiday destination so there will be other things to keep you occupied besides girls. And believe me girls are everywhere.

Stay away from the conmen on the beach and streets and you should do fine. As for safety just stick to public areas until you know what you're doing. Mombasa is Ok, though.

Happy hunting and make sure you keep some spare condoms in the room- you'll be surprised how many girls don't carry any (cost cutting?)

Au


Dresscode in kenya is anything really.in the disco you would look "a bit over the top" though if you came in jacket and tie....i normally do jeans and half decent shirt or something.it doesnt matter at all to be honest.
nairobi is actually a bit colder at night,mombasa is very warm.

nairobi or mombasa.....the standard answer for the first timer is mombasa.
slightly easier, nice beaches, a bit safer although to answer your next question that problem is a bit exaggerated in nairobi.
it is all about knowing how to act and where to be,ive never had any problems there and ive been doing all sorts of silly things there but ive been frightened when being in some cities in USA.

i should think the biggest threat for a newcomer are conmen,they are very skillful,DO NOT STOP AND TALK to some of those guys approaching you on the streets in nairobi,just keep walking and say no thanks.

when it comes to girls it doesnt matter where you go,they are everywhere.

Auaind
01-17-06, 05:28
Nairobi lots of places to stay- a lot depends on whether you have transport (ie a car or someone to drive you around or something) or not.

Taxis in Nairobi are a ripoff and you can easily spend more on cab fare than the hotel if you're not careful. Especially avoid the hotel taxis- these are the worst kind and sometimes act like they're doing you a favour by ferrying you to your destination.

For cheap, clean, secure and girl-friendly try Fusions (former Kwality Hotel) in Hurlingham. Near the city center (but not too close) and lots of food/basic shopping etc nearby. Safe area even at night. $30 per night bed and breakfast.

Au



Hi friends,

Thank you for a superb forum.

I’m tired of business, and will go to Kenya for a week in February. Hope you have time to help a fellow monger with some information. I want to know where to stay in Nairobi to not end up at a place that are unhappy with girls. Should it be downtown or Westland? A specific advice would be great. I’m not counting money, but I’m not up for luxury either.

What is the dresscode at the disco’s? Want to travel light, and not to carry a lot of useless things.

What do you think is best, Mombasa or Nairobi? Anything to do in Nairobi during daytime?

What about safety issue? Is it as crazy in Nairobi as heard, or is it all overexposed?

I really liked the information regarding Bamburi Beach Resort. This could be something for me. Anyway, hope to get some good advice, and in advance I promise photos!

Thank you guys

Pedro Chilli
01-17-06, 12:04
Terminal and Downtown Hotels are both staggering distance from the Florida and Simmers. Pretty basic but ok and definitely girl friendly. Also you can have fun with disaproving backpackers when you take your darling down to breakfast at the Terminal. Both approx $20.

Transport is one of the biggest problems in Kenya. Car hire is expensive, taxis are a rip-off and matatus can be dodgy at night. I choose my hotels with the location of clubs and bars in mind.

The only place I have been where you can safely walk to all the clubs and bars is Malindi.

Shaggyboy
01-17-06, 12:37
Woow, that's what friends are for. Thank's all for sharing your knowledge. I've travelled a lot, and always with good results. It's all about research and planning. You gave me the answers I needed, and I won't forget it. Reports are coming as soon as I'm back. :-) Stay stiff & healthy.

Auaind
01-18-06, 05:06
There used to be a place called "Bush Baby" around Jadini and the old "Two Fishes Hotel" but I don't know if it still operates. With the recent increase in tourist numbers Diani should pick up soon...

Ref: Parties I don't know of anything organized- we normally round up a few girls and have impromptu booze and babes sessions. This happens about once a month and we usually do this in Nyali.

If you find anything let me know!

Au

Dear fellows mongers

Are there mongers who know very Diani beaches. i am looking for hot places there. I am only know shakatak and 40 theives. Diani being big, I think there should be other hot places for mongers. I would apppreciate any help.

I would like also to meet mongers from this side of Mombase for team mongering.

I am also looking for private (mongering) parties in mombasa, is anyone aware of such parties.

Thanks

Efremof2
01-18-06, 17:32
I was recently in Diani beach which is located 20KM south of mombasa.

From nature point of view its absolutely outstanding place, the beach is world class, clean and the water is crystal clear. Unfortunately this amazing area has some serious disadvantage.

1.The life cycle of this area is ended. Very few tourist.

.Expensive accommodation and food.2

3. hotels are not girls friendly. They want double charge for the girls. If u want a 10 US$ place A NIGHT, AND to fuck around the clock go to "tandoori" it’s a low class hotel with open bar and music with full of girls a round the clock

4.The food is bad-the supply from mombasa to south cost is not frequent.

5.The quality of the few girls there so so. All the girls are very professionals and the place lack the atmosphere of bambori in the north cost.

Summary Diani is a must for a day tour just for the beach, or if u coming already with a girl with full of cash. The main place to hangout is "forty thieves" and another open bar name "tandoori" just opposite the main road. Tandoori is the main place full of girls and open around the clock free of charge.

I am attaching a few photos. I am Digital photography freak.

MAX

Auaind
01-20-06, 04:51
thanks for the tip re: tandoori. will check it out!

like i mentioned before- diani is a high-end tourist resort so i wouldn't expect any low end mongering to happen there. one of the best places to stay there is leopard beach hotel. simply incredible. also leisure lodge, diani reef and southern palms. awesome places- go there with your family and impress the wife! clean bright-white soft powdery sand beaches and crystal clear warm water. amazing [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117). the normal kind i mean.

'later

au



i was recently in diani beach which is located 20km south of mombasa.

from nature point of view its absolutely outstanding place, the beach is world class, clean and the water is crystal clear. unfortunately this amazing area has some serious disadvantage.

1.the life cycle of this area is ended. very few tourist.

.expensive accommodation and food.2

3. hotels are not girls friendly. they want double charge for the girls. if u want a 10 us$ place a night, and to fuck around the clock go to "tandoori" it’s a low class hotel with open bar and music with full of girls a round the clock

4.the food is bad-the supply from mombasa to south cost is not frequent.

5.the quality of the few girls there so so. all the girls are very professionals and the place lack the atmosphere of bambori in the north cost.

summary diani is a must for a day tour just for the beach, or if u coming already with a girl with full of cash. the main place to hangout is "forty thieves" and another open bar name "tandoori" just opposite the main road. tandoori is the main place full of girls and open around the clock free of charge.

i am attaching a few photos. i am digital photography freak.

max

Efremof2
01-20-06, 16:39
Notes tend to got lost so I always save things on my digital camera.

See below the photos of the hotel address its part of my reception.

Do you want the tandori phone in Diani?

Max

Nordic
01-20-06, 19:39
Does anyone know good places for 2 - 3 months stay in Nairobi?

I have been at Chester House, located next to New Florida, and liked apartments there but now they are little pricey around 69 000 ksh / month, I was told.

So looking for furnished apartment close to town where hopefully wireless internet will work. In price range 20 000 ksh to 50 000 ksh. Apartment can be one bed room studio style or larger.

Any information much appreciated.

Thank you!

Gladiator
01-22-06, 00:56
I’ve done a quick search in Google and found this link for the Bamburi Beach Resort:

http://www.kenyabeach.com/bbr/

I supposed this is the hotel Max recommends, not to be confused with the Bamburi Beach Hotel: http://www.kenyabeach.com/bamburibeach.html, which looks like the typical expensive hotel full of families and charging extra for girls (though I haven’t got any confirmation of this).

Regarding Diani, most girls at the Tandoori and Shakatak are the usual high-mileage hardcores, the best option if you are staying in Diani is going to Ukunda, which is just 10-15 min away by taxi or matatu – there is a wider range of girls in Ukunda to choose from.

The best disco in Ukunda is Masai, open every night till late – it may look scary at first sight but it is safe, and if you befriend the bouncers at the door it’s even safer.

In Diani there are also a couple of hotels’ discos where hookers can be found, I can’t remember their names but if you ask any of the Shakatak girls or any taxi driver they will tell you, the selection of girls in those discos is even worse than in Shakatak from what I’ve seen so they are nothing to write home about.

Willyman
01-22-06, 19:24
I just came back from Kenya about a week ago and i'm pleased to announce that things worked out perfectly. I was there for about a month and spent some time in Nairobi and Mombasa. I was able to hook up with hotties all of them under 21 and all non-pros. I even got a 19yr virgin! All but one let me take their photos, which i will be posting soon along with the accompanying stories.

Carlos Primeros
01-22-06, 19:55
hi - i have not been in mombasa for 2 years but my last experience with hotels was as following:

i stayed at severin hotel / north of mombasa, approx. 10 minutes away from tembo disco and [CodeWord117] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117). the hotel was girl-friendly, an excellent service and close to the action.

these are my 2 kenia shillings

carlos

Local Cowboy
01-25-06, 12:35
CHEAPish: Try Hannas in Parklands
MEDIUM: Try Meridian Court
APARTENT: Try Kenya Comfort Hotel Suites

The dresscode at discos is casual…jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt does the trick

You should probably start off in Nairobi and then zip over to Mombasa, they offer different things.

Safety is an issue, stay away from some areas like River Road etc (inquire at the hotel about these areas)

BOOTY: Tell me what kind on booty you fancy and I can give you some contacts or take you fishing for the crème de la crème.

Auaind
01-26-06, 12:56
Finally! An expert!

Just kidding- at least someone's keeping this board alive!

Peace!
AU


CHEAPish: Try Hannas in Parklands
MEDIUM: Try Meridian Court
APARTENT: Try Kenya Comfort Hotel Suites

The dresscode at discos is casual…jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt does the trick

You should probably start off in Nairobi and then zip over to Mombasa, they offer different things.

Safety is an issue, stay away from some areas like River Road etc (inquire at the hotel about these areas)

BOOTY: Tell me what kind on booty you fancy and I can give you some contacts or take you fishing for the crème de la crème.

Pedro Chilli
01-26-06, 20:45
From the Lonely Planet website: An even better way to travel between the two capitals, however, is by train. Kenyan Railways has frequent service; most journeys are overnight.

14 hours on a bus is the thing that puts me off visiting Kampala, but a train sounds a lot easier on the butt. Anyone tried this?

Member #4530
01-27-06, 02:07
Can anyone tell me if they are still issuing visas upon arrival in Nairobi (for US citizen). There seems to be contradicting info on the consulate websites. thanks! waffles

Swede Thing
01-28-06, 10:58
They still issue visa upon arrival for europeans at least, if the same is valid for US citizens I dont know.

The train between Kampala and Nairobi is no longer operational. Dont know how many years ago the shut the connection down. The most useful trainconnection now in Kenya is Mombasa - Nairobi. In december it went 3 days a week in each direction so check out the weekdays in each direction.

Its not really good but it is much much nicer than the bus even if it always is delayed some time

Willyman
01-29-06, 09:06
Yeah. They still issue visas at the airport for U.S. citizens. The fee is $50 for a three month visa. As long as you have the money they will let you in upon arrival. I was there for about a month and it was a lot of fun. I have attached a picture some pussy i came across while there. I met her through afrointroductions.com. She gave me her number and a few days after i arrived i called her and we hang out at pizza garden and club pavement in westlands. We then went to hotel embassy in downtown nairobi off Koinange St. in the F2 area. The room cost about $15 for a self-contained room with hot water. The girl was a non-pro and absolutely refused what i offered her, but who knows. I only spent that one night with her since i had other "matters" to take care of. I still have her number if other mongers are interested as long as you post pics of the same.

Member #4364
01-29-06, 15:53
How is the situation now in nairobi; in the center not in the outskirts.

Is it save or dangerous; daytime or evening ?

Greets

Auaind
01-30-06, 11:12
City center most areas during the day reasonably safe as long as you don't wear too much flashy stuff and carry expensive mobiles, cash etc. Night forget it- don't walk.

Same as any other big city I suppose.

Au


How is the situation now in nairobi; in the center not in the outskirts.

Is it save or dangerous; daytime or evening ?

Greets